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By TeemusPhoto
I'd like to go downstairs, but I'd also like to not have to walk. Air Bud more like Air Dud amirite He didn't go to obedience school, he went to finishing school. Zen stream. Dog plays Jenga and is pretty good at it, despite not having hands. He called shotgun, too. Dogs just want to help. German shepherd is ready for the NHL. Who's that sexy bitch...? Cop helps lost ducklings find their mom again. Martial arts defense against firearms: theory and practice. Baby is thrilled. Baby is amazed! Horses, sleeping and farting like gassy angels. A trotting horse farts like a gunshot and spooks itself and the child beside it.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2022 07:43 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2022 07:43 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2022 07:44 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2022 07:44 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2022 07:45 PM (GlXbg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2022 07:45 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2022 07:47 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2022 07:47 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Guy who thinks only in terms of clams at October 27, 2022 07:48 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 27, 2022 07:48 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2022 07:45 PM (u73oe)
Ace is a citizen of the world.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 27, 2022 07:49 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Guy who thinks only in terms of clams at October 27, 2022 07:49 PM (llXky)
See, I expected some Steven Segal level wrist locks and momentum throws.
Bottom line though, if someone's pointing a gun at you at point blank range, you're pretty much proper f**ked.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2022 07:49 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Lawrence Clam at October 27, 2022 07:49 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 27, 2022 07:49 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2022 07:50 PM (Ad7/0)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 27, 2022 07:50 PM (PiwSw)
Ace is a citizen of the world.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 27, 2022 07:49 PM (AiZBA)
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When someone says they're "a citizen of the world" I write them off as a pretentious snob.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2022 07:51 PM (1Nxff)
I'll let you guess the party affiliation.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 27, 2022 07:51 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: Eric Swalwell (Dirtbag-CA) at October 27, 2022 07:51 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 27, 2022 07:50 PM (PiwSw)
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Depends, are we talking bearded clams or shaved ones? Shaved seem to be worth more to a lot of folks.
Posted by: Guy who thinks only in terms of clams at October 27, 2022 07:51 PM (llXky)
One can never be too sure...
Posted by: Notorious BFD
More noods are always better.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 27, 2022 07:51 PM (7+Vmg)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2022 07:51 PM (Ad7/0)
We did NOT find it amusing.
Posted by: Farting Mules on fire at October 27, 2022 07:51 PM (Xrfse)
https://www.dailymotion.com/
video/x2pcjyg
4:31 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 27, 2022 07:52 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper
One quatloo per clam. No kinky stuff during the PG-13 hours.
Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2022 07:52 PM (P1f+c)
https://youtu.be/eyI635o2pmk
Music for top picture?
https://youtu.be/RScZrvTebeA
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2022 07:53 PM (V2rfD)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 27, 2022 07:53 PM (6VKyY)
Psciticene phelbotomist will still "parrot" a farting noise at bedtime 22 years later because that's what "mom and dad" did. Well, mostly "mom".
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 27, 2022 07:53 PM (p74to)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 27, 2022 07:53 PM (7+Vmg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Ask Helena.
Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2022 07:54 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 27, 2022 07:53 PM (7+Vmg)
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Agreed. Young, fresh oysters are where it's at.
Posted by: Lincoln Project at October 27, 2022 07:55 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2022 07:55 PM (Ad7/0)
I'll let you guess the party affiliation.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Not significant enough to change the popular vote. Or something.
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 07:55 PM (UELks)
Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2022 07:55 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2022 07:51 PM (Ad7/0)
One of the most insidious things about hydrogen sulfide is that it deadens your sense of smell, almost instantly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2022 07:55 PM (3Rtg/)
Posted by: Ben Had"
What did you expect? Petunias?
Posted by: Mr Ed at October 27, 2022 07:55 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2022 07:56 PM (V2rfD)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2022 07:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Lincoln Project
I already told you no.
Posted by: Tony Curtis at October 27, 2022 07:57 PM (7+Vmg)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 27, 2022 07:57 PM (Xrfse)
I barely control these limbs, but I can control these BALLOONS!
Duck Baby:
A cat would be the same for a few seconds, then get the crazy eyes and knock a duck clean across the room
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 07:57 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2022 07:58 PM (V2rfD)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 27, 2022 07:58 PM (Xrfse)
I know horses and dogs can be startled by their own farts. What else? Armadillos? Snakes? Cockroaches? Big creepy spiders? Progressives?
Posted by: Splunge at October 27, 2022 07:58 PM (cm/80)
For whatever that's worth.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 27, 2022 07:58 PM (x8Wzq)
https://youtu.be/eyI635o2pmk
Music for top picture?
https://youtu.be/RScZrvTebeA
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2022 07:53 PM (V2rfD)
note that it is not jazz. Folk and/or Blues
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 07:58 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2022 07:51 PM (Ad7/0)
. . . which is the exact opposite of dog farts, which make no noise, but the smell clears the room.
Posted by: a.moron at October 27, 2022 07:58 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2022 08:00 PM (Ad7/0)
“The one interesting thing that came out of it, too, was there was consideration for the ability to restart refining capacity that had been shut down, and I think the general sentiment was that wasn’t going to happen,” Gorder said.
Posted by: SMOD at October 27, 2022 08:00 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2022 08:00 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at October 27, 2022 08:00 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 27, 2022 08:00 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2022 07:51 PM (Ad7/0)
One of the most insidious things about hydrogen sulfide is that it deadens your sense of smell, almost instantly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2022 07:55 PM (3Rtg/)
I guess we have to have this conversation now? Part of a fart is, inevitably, molecules from whatever is clinging to the sides of your colon. I'm all for eating meat, but processed meat molecules are never going to beat processed hay molecules for fragrance.
Posted by: Splunge at October 27, 2022 08:00 PM (cm/80)
2) lift feet, making a bellows out of the covers.
3) drop feet, blow out fresh fart so that m'lady may be impressed.
4) profit!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 27, 2022 08:00 PM (p74to)
I would need the guy with the scoop following along like in the Rocky and Bullwinkle show.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 27, 2022 08:02 PM (x8Wzq)
Say, you don't think maybe that's why aliens are always probing us, do you? You know, to find out the secret as to why they're funny.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2022 08:02 PM (eOEVl)
This World Series is the first since 1950 with no black American players. Apparently this is the result of systemic racism. Or so I'm told.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2022 08:02 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2022 08:03 PM (V2rfD)
Posted by: Stinky Dog Farts at October 27, 2022 08:03 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2022 08:03 PM (Ad7/0)
Posted by: Splunge at October 27, 2022 07:58 PM (cm/80)
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The windmills of your mind.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:04 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
I don't get it.
Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at October 27, 2022 08:04 PM (P1f+c)
I put it on and took a picture and freaked myself out.
With the pig mask on I looked like something from Lord of the Flies and Friday the 13th.
Creepy.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 27, 2022 08:04 PM (eGTCV)
Yes, I was just kidding Ben Had.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2022 08:04 PM (ZLI7S)
It's probably the unexpected funny sound. What makes the sound funny?
Posted by: Mr Ed at October 27, 2022 08:04 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2022 08:03 PM (Ad7/0)
Next you are going to say that Mr Ed was faked.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 08:05 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2022 08:05 PM (V2rfD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2022 07:58 PM (V2rfD)
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Did anything turn out well for anyone in The Sand Pebbles? Okay, Richard Crenna didn't kill himself. But other than that, it's not exactly a pick-me-up kind of film.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:06 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2022 08:06 PM (Ad7/0)
Posted by: CppThis at October 27, 2022 08:06 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Mr Ed at October 27, 2022 08:07 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2022 08:07 PM (yezA1)
Just thought I'd share that with everyone.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:07 PM (llXky)
Not that I recall though it has been awhile since I watched it.
I just remember that guy begging for his life because he is a citizen of the world and the Chinese guerillas just shoot him.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2022 08:08 PM (V2rfD)
Posted by: CppThis at October 27, 2022 08:08 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2022 08:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 27, 2022 08:09 PM (E3FAu)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2022 08:10 PM (Ad7/0)
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2022 08:10 PM (yezA1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2022 08:11 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Zombie Mr. Ed at October 27, 2022 08:11 PM (Xrfse)
Just thought I'd share that with everyone.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Properly role-played? Cheat, but do stupid shit and lose anyway? Then blame the dice?
Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2022 08:11 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: a.moron at October 27, 2022 07:58 PM (F6Xpw)
I have bulldogs, and they have a reputation for being farty. We've been home-cooking their food for a couple of years now, and while they still have farty days, they have not had room-clearing gas since we took them off the commercial food. FWIW.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 27, 2022 08:12 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: No Name Today at October 27, 2022 08:12 PM (vlXMQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2022 08:12 PM (V2rfD)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2022 08:13 PM (Ad7/0)
Posted by: No Name Today at October 27, 2022 08:13 PM (vlXMQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2022 08:13 PM (V2rfD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2022 08:08 PM (V2rfD)
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He was a missionary, though. Interesting that they were part of the Nationalist movement. Within a few years of the event portrayed, we're sending them guns and the the USS Panay is being bombed by the Japanese.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:14 PM (llXky)
Posted by: No Name
Slinky!? Well aren't you special. All I got was a generic spring toy made of plastic that broke in two hours.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 27, 2022 08:15 PM (7+Vmg)
They can nap standing up but for real sleep they lie down.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2022 08:15 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2022 08:02 PM (1Nxff)
New York Yankees versus Philadelphia Phillies.
Liberal racists.
I think Boston Red Sox was the last to integrate
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 08:15 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AOS Ladies' Team plucky comic relief at October 27, 2022 08:15 PM (SRRAx)
Properly role-played? Cheat, but do stupid shit and lose anyway? Then blame the dice?
Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2022 08:11 PM (P1f+c)
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Bellow gibberish and then attack whatever is in sight. I think it's going to be fun.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:15 PM (llXky)
Nothing sleeps quite as soundly as a sighthound. As in, you have to call them - several times - to make sure they're alive.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2022 08:15 PM (1Nxff)
I think Boston Red Sox was the last to integrate
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 08:15 PM (eoQWY)
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Pumpsie Green.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2022 08:16 PM (1Nxff)
The secret is lots of slobber.
Posted by: No Name Today at October 27, 2022 08:16 PM (vlXMQ)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 27, 2022 08:17 PM (E3FAu)
Not that I recall though it has been awhile since I watched it.
I just remember that guy begging for his life because he is a citizen of the world and the Chinese guerillas just shoot him.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2022 08:08 PM (V2rfD)
If I remember right didn't Steve shoot the Chinaman as he was being tortured by his fellow chinamen when Steve wasn't trying to get into the pants of that broad with the turkey neck who had her own tv show years later and had bastard chirruns and bad mouthed the Veep.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 27, 2022 08:17 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2022 08:18 PM (yezA1)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 27, 2022 08:18 PM (Gda1b)
Posted by: Chaos Lord Fetterman Lurch at October 27, 2022 08:18 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AOS Ladies' Team plucky comic relief at October 27, 2022 08:18 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2022 08:02 PM (1Nxff)
Baseball has a national waning interest problem. They'll be lucky to have any American born players in 20 years. If there still is MLB then.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 27, 2022 08:18 PM (qH6FZ)
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Plastic ones from Warlord Games or from Victrix??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 27, 2022 08:19 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2022 08:18 PM (yezA1)
Look at this like leftists do, they aren't supposed to have a choice.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 08:19 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: No Name Today at October 27, 2022 08:16 PM (vlXMQ)
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That sounds like cheating!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2022 08:20 PM (WFaF3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2022 07:55 PM (3Rtg/)"
I'll just bet you've taken the same H2S Safety classes that I have.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2022 08:20 PM (+BsyR)
Our whippet was like that.
Run like mad for 5 minutes, then sleep for hours.
Posted by: Bosk at October 27, 2022 08:20 PM (v4L7Y)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2022 08:15 PM (1Nxff)
Sounds a lot like teenagers
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AOS Ladies' Team plucky comic relief at October 27, 2022 08:20 PM (SRRAx)
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Yes, Steve stopped his main-steam stop valve.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 27, 2022 08:20 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 27, 2022 08:17 PM (R/m4+)
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The first half of the movie I found to be really evocative and interesting and then it kind of dragged.
Steve McQueen killing the shit out of the Chinese with a BAR was fun, though.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:21 PM (llXky)
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2022 08:21 PM (yezA1)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 27, 2022 08:15 PM (7+Vmg)
Luxury!! We had to strip the springs off passing cars
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 08:21 PM (eoQWY)
Seems we have TWO purveyors of strange and exotic alphabets on the Blog. Or perhaps they are one and the same . . .
*I'll seenmy racist self out.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 27, 2022 08:21 PM (Gda1b)
Posted by: CppThis
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Is that egyptian cotton?
Posted by: Milo Minderbinder at October 27, 2022 08:21 PM (tQg4T)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2022 07:51 PM (Ad7/0)
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Cats are silent, but deadly, as you might expect from the sneaky bastards...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2022 08:21 PM (WFaF3)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 27, 2022 08:21 PM (E3FAu)
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And don't forget the socks and stockings etc.!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 27, 2022 08:22 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: No Name Today at October 27, 2022 08:22 PM (vlXMQ)
Stacy Abrams so fat she doesn't call shotgun she calls Howitzer.
Posted by: polynikes at October 27, 2022 08:23 PM (qKR/Z)
That's what I said.
Posted by: Chaos Lord Fetterman Lurch at October 27, 2022 08:23 PM (llXky)
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2022 08:21 PM (yezA1)
Ah, baseball always seeking the wrong answer. The thing with BB is the history and tradition so your granddads game was almost the same as yours. Mess with that and you lose your core.
They lost me with the doping and cheating scandals.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 08:23 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2022 08:23 PM (yezA1)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 27, 2022 08:24 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2022 08:21 PM (WFaF3)
I had a rescue that had serious digestive trouble and basically was only digesting a little of his food. I fed him everything he could handle but he more or less starved to death after about a year. Happiest little fellow you could ever see when he felt good.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 08:25 PM (eoQWY)
Stacy Abrams so fat she doesn't call shotgun she calls Howitzer.
Posted by: polynikes at October 27, 2022 08:23 PM (qKR/Z)
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She's so fat, she calls "Harpoon!"
Posted by: Chaos Lord Fetterman Lurch at October 27, 2022 08:25 PM (llXky)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2022 08:20 PM (+BsyR)
No doubt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2022 08:25 PM (zAQST)
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2022 08:25 PM (yezA1)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at October 27, 2022 08:25 PM (ZMPCu)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2022 08:25 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2022 08:23 PM (yezA1)
he doesn't seem sure himself.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 08:25 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: No Name Today at October 27, 2022 08:25 PM (vlXMQ)
and then they get eaten by snapping turtles and alligators.
my word as a bidren
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 27, 2022 08:25 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: polynikes at October 27, 2022 08:25 PM (qKR/Z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Don't want to scare the sheeple until it's the right time.
Posted by: SMH at October 27, 2022 08:26 PM (/P0vp)
Posted by: Scoundrel what found the last refuge. at October 27, 2022 08:26 PM (tF/Gf)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2022 08:26 PM (Ad7/0)
Posted by: SMH at October 27, 2022 08:26 PM (/P0vp)
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I fear you are correct.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2022 08:27 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: SMH at October 27, 2022 08:27 PM (/P0vp)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2022 08:25 PM (u73oe)
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Maybe, maybe not. Romania is a NATO partner and we regularly do rotations to partners. Is the full division going? It seems to me like this is being pimped as a show of strength when it's really an opportunity for a bunch of GIs to get drunk on Romanian liquor.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:27 PM (llXky)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2022 08:27 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: SMH at October 27, 2022 08:28 PM (/P0vp)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 27, 2022 08:28 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2022 08:28 PM (yezA1)
How long do borzoi generally live?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 27, 2022 08:21 PM (E3FAu)
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It used to be you'd be lucky if you got one to 10. Now that's pretty common. Our little rescue girl Musya just turned 13.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2022 08:28 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AOS Ladies' Team plucky comic relief
Heya! Yep, smooth sailing all the way!
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 27, 2022 08:28 PM (7+Vmg)
Cue the sound of a million vegans reeeeee-ing in anger.
I give the scientists credit for being brave enough to publish this, because you just know they're gonna get venom spewed at them for this.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 27, 2022 08:29 PM (bW8dp)
I didn't know she was a Christian.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:29 PM (llXky)
Posted by: steevy
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I don't keep up with other people's estrangements.
I have my own to deal with.
Posted by: SMH at October 27, 2022 08:29 PM (/P0vp)
They lost me with the doping and cheating scandals."
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 08:23 PM (eoQWY)
It's not just baseball, it's all three of the major professional sports. NFL, NBA, and MLB are all dying. MLB is just going a lot faster than anyone really expected. They can try all the rule changes they want, it's not going to help. Nothing lasts forever.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 27, 2022 08:29 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 27, 2022 08:29 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 27, 2022 08:30 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:27 PM (llXky)
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In the past, I would’ve agreed with you. With this current bunch of yahoos in charge? I’m skeptical.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2022 08:30 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Kramer at October 27, 2022 08:30 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: SMH at October 27, 2022 08:28 PM (/P0vp)
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Jonah Goldberg's mother. She was also a 'friend' of Linda Tripp who advised her to tape Bill Clinton's phone calls, setting in motion the Monica Lewinsky scandal.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:30 PM (llXky)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 27, 2022 08:30 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: SMH at October 27, 2022 08:28 PM (/P0vp)
Hi, SMH!
Lucianne Goldberg is Jonah Goldberg's mom, had a news site at lucianne.com. Was once considered a premiere news aggregator kinda like drudge, maybe. I've only looked at it about half a dozen times in my life, because the morning report on AOSHQ is superior to all.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 27, 2022 08:31 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 27, 2022 08:31 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Someone said they've been in that area for a while - that it's not a new thing.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 27, 2022 08:31 PM (ZgB9e)
Posted by: SMH
Have been hearing military jets fueling up at the local airport here at all hours of the day and night for weeks. Not that hard to figure out.
Posted by: Infidel at October 27, 2022 08:31 PM (Ur3ox)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2022 08:31 PM (Ad7/0)
Posted by: SMH at October 27, 2022 08:32 PM (/P0vp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Hmmm, mine does that, gets up and walks a few steps and then has the gall to look at me as if I did it!
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 27, 2022 08:32 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at October 27, 2022 08:32 PM (EvZqn)
Why didn't they bring down some of the huge flocks of tofurkeys?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2022 08:33 PM (eOEVl)
They lost me with the doping and cheating scandals."
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 08:23 PM (eoQWY)
It's not just baseball, it's all three of the major professional sports. NFL, NBA, and MLB are all dying. MLB is just going a lot faster than anyone really expected. They can try all the rule changes they want, it's not going to help. Nothing lasts forever.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 27, 2022 08:29 PM (qH6FZ)
For me it was the idiotic commissioner going woke about the Atlanta All-Star game. The DH for the NL sealed the deal.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 27, 2022 08:33 PM (AiZBA)
The two poems are:
One white foot, buy him. Two white feet, try him. Three white feet, be on the sly. Four white feet, pass him by.
The other says just the opposite:
One white foot, keep him not a day,
Two white feet, send him far away,
Three white feet, sell him to a friend,
Four white feet, keep him to the end.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 27, 2022 08:33 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 27, 2022 08:33 PM (E3FAu)
Imagine how soul-crushing it was for her to lose to carney barker Trump in 2016.
Now she has to live with Biden as POTUS, not her own wonderful self.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2022 08:33 PM (SJsWC)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2022 08:31 PM (Ad7/0)
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They’ll go where they’re ordered.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2022 08:33 PM (u73oe)
That's no reason not to set your hair on fire.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2022 08:33 PM (eOEVl)
If it escalates, God help those troops, because the lunatics in the five-sided nuthouse won't.
Posted by: SMH at October 27, 2022 08:33 PM (/P0vp)
Cue the sound of a million vegans reeeeee-ing in anger.
Nah, they'll just go, "that's why they're dead!"
Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2022 08:33 PM (yZlY6)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 27, 2022 08:31 PM (OX9vb)
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She was a book agent as well, also a ghost writer. Basically, woman-about-town and she got a brief, glorious moment of fame.
Heavy smoker. I heard her interviewed and "husky" wasn't even close to describing her voice.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:34 PM (llXky)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 27, 2022 08:34 PM (kFrCu)
Tape Monica's calls to Tripp, ITYM. I don't think Clinton ever called Tripp herself.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 27, 2022 08:34 PM (bW8dp)
THIS is the problem with "socialism" ... they become demanding, don't catch mice, just want to rub on your leg and get more food/milk. ... (but I just ordered a pet heat pad to keep it warm him warm in coldest nights, so in that sense "socialism works") dammit ... I keep telling him he is an outdoor barn mouser ... someone made him socialist.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2022 08:35 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at October 27, 2022 08:35 PM (ZMPCu)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 27, 2022 08:35 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: Catch Thirty at October 27, 2022 08:35 PM (0//H1)
Tape Monica's calls to Tripp, ITYM. I don't think Clinton ever called Tripp herself.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 27, 2022 08:34 PM (bW8dp)
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Yeah, you know. And the dress. Save the dress, don't wash it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:35 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 27, 2022 08:36 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 27, 2022 08:36 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Mao at October 27, 2022 08:36 PM (0//H1)
THIS is the problem with "socialism" ... they become demanding, don't catch mice, just want to rub on your leg and get more food/milk. ... (but I just ordered a pet heat pad to keep it warm him warm in coldest nights, so in that sense "socialism works") dammit ... I keep telling him he is an outdoor barn mouser ... someone made him socialist.
Posted by: illiniwek
Not socialists. They're Royalists. You're just staff.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2022 08:36 PM (sAmhv)
BCTs are the way to go now.
Posted by: SMH at October 27, 2022 08:37 PM (/P0vp)
They lost me with the doping and cheating scandals."
Posted by: Oldcat
It's not just baseball, it's all three of the major professional sports. NFL, NBA, and MLB are all dying. MLB is just going a lot faster than anyone really expected. They can try all the rule changes they want, it's not going to help. Nothing lasts forever.
Posted by: lowandslow
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I was a diehard MLB fan (just look at my collectibles and card collection) prior to them taking a knee and taking a stance in politics (moving the all-star game to punish GA)... same with NFL and the NBA too. Fuck them... I'm never coming back. And I've a load of friends that feel the same way - why spend $$ on organizations that hate you and your way of life? Yep, fuck them.. same goes with college BBall and Foosball.. you want to get into politics and support BLM, kneeling, and other political movements - ok, then I choose to turn you off or buy no more tickets to your events. Fuck you.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 27, 2022 08:37 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2022 08:33 PM (eOEVl)
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Yeah, US troops go to Romania all the time, but now it's some sort of Super Tough thing, and pay no attention to the drunk GIs enjoying the local nightlife.
Also, enjoy this DoD footage of live-fire exercises from 2010.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:37 PM (llXky)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 27, 2022
Lol
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 27, 2022 08:37 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2022 08:37 PM (Ad7/0)
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2022 08:37 PM (yezA1)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 27, 2022 08:37 PM (0//H1)
2 whorls on a head is a sign of a good horse with a nice personality
A prophets thumb mark is a sign of a good horse
Know any more?
I just read that a prophets thumb mark meant the horse was blessed and if your thumb fits the print perfectly then your the horses true owner. Interesting stuff but i no longer believe :p My horse had two swirls on his head and he was a moody git and he was deffo not blessed with that thumb thing haha :rolleyes
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 27, 2022 08:38 PM (yikp0)
If we run out of diesel, that base is gonna shatter
and God help the next dolt that goes on about Ukraine or climate change
Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2022 08:39 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 27, 2022 08:40 PM (0//H1)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:35 PM (llXky)
Yeah, DNA testing was still pretty new at the time.
Goldberg was a sharp cookie.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 27, 2022 08:40 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2022 08:40 PM (SJsWC)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:37 PM (llXky)
Didn't the MFM try pawning that footage off as red-neck Trumpists shooting at BLM folks?
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 27, 2022 08:40 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: polynikes
Also works as a Tsar Bomba joke.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 27, 2022 08:40 PM (Gda1b)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2022 08:40 PM (Ad7/0)
Ace hadn't written on it so... but damn, just put 101st in the search bar it's as if DC sent out a memo to every MSMx in the world.
well, they've got till January to start the war
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 27, 2022 08:41 PM (ZgB9e)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 27, 2022 08:37 PM (+ldAm)
Concur. Folks that still support these "sports" are smooth brained idiots.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 27, 2022 08:41 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2022 08:41 PM (yezA1)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 27, 2022 08:41 PM (3ImbR)
If we run out of diesel, that base is gonna shatter
and God help the next dolt that goes on about Ukraine or climate change
Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2022 08:39 PM (us2H3)
Run out of Diesel? Calif cities go hungry.... bow bow bow... I see more trucks on Calif highways than ever before... because everything is being shipped in from out of State.
Posted by: Cloud William at October 27, 2022 08:41 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2022 08:37 PM (yezA1)
Clinton was lucky
first he had Perot
and he had Bush, who was a dumbshit
Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2022 08:42 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 27, 2022 08:42 PM (1DgE4)
🐎 🐎
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 27, 2022 08:42 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Okay, if this is just coincidentally posted here this is amazing.
I had mentioned olfactory fatigue earlier today, specifically with hydrogen sulfide, and it's not a phenomenon that comes up in conversation too often.
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 08:42 PM (UELks)
Posted by: lowandslow at October 27, 2022 08:42 PM (qH6FZ)
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 27, 2022 08:43 PM (ZgB9e)
and i vaguely recall that years ago 'lucianne dot com' was something of a right wing / conservative bulletin site more than a drudge sort of thing. could be wrong, i'm just a gnat with a higher i q than most democrats.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 27, 2022 08:43 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 27, 2022 08:40 PM (AiZBA)
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They modded Knob Creek Gun Range footage and claimed it was Assad shooting civilians in Syria.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:43 PM (llXky)
I was walking down the hill to the ferry, and there on an overpass to I-5 on Madison street, was a group of folks waving American flags and holding signs for Tiffany Smiley. They were happy and waving and I stopped for just a moment to say hello and thank you.
This is downtown Seattle.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2022 08:43 PM (aTcwx)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 27, 2022 08:41 PM (R/m4+)
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I enjoy football, but thanks for your input.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2022 08:43 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80
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Troops being used as political fodder, as usual.
Nothing to see here.
Posted by: SMH at October 27, 2022 08:44 PM (/P0vp)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2022 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)
"(It) is a large bread"
From Pan = bread, and the ending -OL being an intensifier.
Granted, it is an archaic term retained from the time prior to the establishment of the Royal Spanish Academy on the Spanish Language, but traditions survive for this very reason.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2022 08:44 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at October 27, 2022 08:44 PM (ZMPCu)
Horde Mind is a mysterious thing, but far too well-documented to deny that it exists.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 27, 2022 08:44 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2022 08:44 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2022 08:43 PM (aTcwx)
That is nice, but I still think it will be 60/40 for the mouthbreather.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 27, 2022 08:45 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: lowandslow
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It was payback for the work she did.
If she were a Democrat against the Pubbies she would have gotten a $10 million dollar book deal. Pubbies gave her a lousy web site.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 27, 2022 08:45 PM (ZgB9e)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 27, 2022 08:40 PM (AiZBA)
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They modded Knob Creek Gun Range footage and claimed it was Assad shooting civilians in Syria.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:43 PM (llXky)
Ah, yeah. The MFM are a bunch of fucking liars, all of them.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 27, 2022 08:46 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: ReGreta Van Susteren at October 27, 2022 08:46 PM (p74to)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 27, 2022 08:42 PM (1DgE4)
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The 101st went to Vietnam, so of course it didn't go to Europe. Then it was used in Iraq, and so on.
So this is basically somebody in the DoD Heraldry Office noticing that this particular unit hasn't deployed to that particular place for a while.
Next up: First US Asiatic Fleet Deployment Since 1949!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:46 PM (llXky)
tucker was talking about that earlier, but thank god a lot of people in this country will freeze so we can help the europeans not freeze too much.
my word as a bidet
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 27, 2022 08:46 PM (kFrCu)
ha, yeah, maybe so. He has disappeared for a day or two every so often ... but now mostly is always just by the door or window. I may feed him less, skip his milk ration ... kinda funny, don't want to "transition" him into a needy cat, he'd be happier as a hunter.
But that is a weird thing about most "pets", is it fair to make them so "needy" on us? idk
Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2022 08:46 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
In a 'show of strength' we send a Light infantry Airborne division! uhhhh.... Yeah. Elite infantry... but wrong damn mission. It's almost like no one in DC knows what the hell they are doing...
oh... wait...
Posted by: Cloud William at October 27, 2022 08:46 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2022 08:44 PM (xhaym)
get the cart out , boys
Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2022 08:47 PM (us2H3)
Which supposedly means if someone gives you a horse and says "It's a two year old" you don't rudely look at its teeth in front of the gift-giver to check the age of the horse to see if the person was lying.
The concept of graciously accepting free shit.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 27, 2022 08:47 PM (Gda1b)
Yes. The full version of the Dem catchphrase is "Believe All Women, unless those Women are Accusing a Dem, Because Those Women are Lying Crazy Whores."
#BAWUTWAAADBTWALCW!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 27, 2022 08:47 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2022 08:43 PM (aTcwx)
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Wait, are we or are we not supposed to nuke it from orbit? This is a time-sensitive question.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:47 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:46 PM (llXky)
Sand Peddles remake?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2022 08:48 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Susan Estrich at October 27, 2022 08:48 PM (p74to)
Posted by: steevy
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And thanks to that dress, all of America learned Billy Jeff would rather spend quality time with an airhead intern than The Smartest Woman Who Ever Lived
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 27, 2022 08:49 PM (tQg4T)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2022 08:48 PM (oHd/0)
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Sure, why not.
Mobile Infantry with Y-rack mini-nukes operating off gunboats.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:50 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 27, 2022 08:50 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2022 08:40 PM (SJsWC)
Before TV, horse racing was the biggest sport in the U.S. Gambling is the only reason it never completely went away. Probably be the same with football, basketball and baseball. Still around for the gambling revenue, but not a big form of media entertainment.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 27, 2022 08:51 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Romeo13 a
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Hey, I'm paddling as fast as I can.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 27, 2022 08:51 PM (ZgB9e)
This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: Susan Estrich at October 27, 2022 08:48 PM (p74to)
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I don't think people under a certain age know what decades of smoking do to a woman's voice. It is both high-pitched and croaky. Uncanny.
Lucianne Goldberg sounded like a rusty hinge that had been coated with estrogen.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:51 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
In a 'show of strength' we send a Light infantry Airborne division! uhhhh.... Yeah. Elite infantry... but wrong damn mission. It's almost like no one in DC knows what the hell they are doing...
oh... wait...
Posted by: Cloud William at October 27, 2022 08:46 PM (oHd/0)
They know exactly what they're doing. They're setting up a bunch of highly trained, motivated, and highly likely patriotic soldiers to be decimated. Nuts!
Posted by: Eromero at October 27, 2022 08:52 PM (0OP+5)
Next up: First US Asiatic Fleet Deployment Since 1949!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:46 PM (llXky)
You forgot the participation ribbons.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 27, 2022 08:52 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: Zombie Mr. Ed at October 27, 2022 08:52 PM (Xrfse)
So, more of a Malemute or a Spitz, you're saying.
Wait, no, the Spitz would've been Monica.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 27, 2022 08:52 PM (bW8dp)
Manbun Dude now has to go scout out the local deep fat fryers for sticking his head into the day after the midterms, but at least Steve's tearfully given them a heads up.
Posted by: Boswell at October 27, 2022 08:53 PM (+Cgut)
oh... wait...
Posted by: Cloud William at October 27, 2022 08:46 PM (oHd/0)
Step 1) Flood the area with shoulder launched missiles
Step 2) Send in troops who use big, slow planes to insert those troops
Step 3) Victory
Posted by: The Plan at October 27, 2022 08:53 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2022 08:54 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: lowandslow at October 27, 2022 08:51 PM (qH6FZ)
Problem will be their revenue stream. How do you get gambling to support the Sportsball teams?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2022 08:54 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Eromero at October 27, 2022 08:52 PM (0OP+5)
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No, they're trying to portray a normal training rotation as George S. Patton facing down the Godless Commie Hordes.
The biggest threat to those GIs will be DUIs, not Russian ordnance.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:54 PM (llXky)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 27, 2022 08:54 PM (y8WCY)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_War_Victory_Medal
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 27, 2022 08:54 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2022 08:55 PM (zm+d5)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 27, 2022
To be fair, I do that to my dog...
Posted by: Average Guy at October 27, 2022 08:55 PM (f7Cdr)
Posted by: J
has the $ moved yet?
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 27, 2022 08:55 PM (y8WCY)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2022 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)
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Girls don't fart.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 27, 2022 08:55 PM (3ImbR)
Wait, no, the Spitz would've been Monica.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 27, 2022 08:52 PM (bW8dp)
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Based on the dress, I'd say "dribble" was more accurate.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:55 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 27, 2022 08:56 PM (ZgB9e)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 27, 2022 08:56 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Comrade flounder
Agreed. But it was still nice to see. And if the troll wins by more than five Some Rat owes me dinner.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2022 08:56 PM (U2p+3)
Video: https://bit.ly/3U0R64J
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 27, 2022 08:56 PM (Bd6X8)
ha. i like him.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 27, 2022 08:56 PM (kFrCu)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_War_Victory_Medal
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 27, 2022 08:54 PM (1DgE4)
Yeah, got one of those a bit after I retired. cracked me up.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2022 08:56 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 27, 2022 08:55 PM (3ImbR)
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Silent but deadly in the true feminine tradition.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:57 PM (llXky)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2022 08:35 PM (Cus5s)
My hunter cat would hunt mice despite being fully fed, that's a myth. He even would want to go out for a turn about the yard instead of dinner when I was feeding the others. He'd come back usually at midnight for some attention and food.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 08:57 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2022 08:57 PM (zm+d5)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 27,
I used to tell my granddaughters that girls don't toot. They disagreed.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 27, 2022 08:57 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 27, 2022 08:57 PM (y8WCY)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2022 08:55 PM (zm+d5)
Sweet!
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 27, 2022 08:57 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 27, 2022 08:58 PM (uGukK)
This caused me to wonder whatever happened to Mark Spitz.
Still alive at 72. Married to the same woman since 1973. Two sons.
Maybe we should name him "Greatest American Olympic Athlete Who Didn't Cut His Own Dick Off", along with Jim Thorpe and Jesse Owens.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 27, 2022 08:58 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2022 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)
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Girls don't fart.
Achieve equilibrium with the surrounding atmosphere?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2022 08:58 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2022 08:58 PM (SJsWC)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 27, 2022 08:56 PM (eGTCV)
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There's a difference between husky and croaking.
Bacall had a deep voice. Goldberg sounded like a rusty hinge.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:58 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2022 08:54 PM (oHd/0)
Fantasy football is a gateway drug to the more zany sports gambling.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 08:58 PM (eoQWY)
anyway, how many execs do you need to ban people for disagreeing with the biden admin?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 27, 2022 08:59 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 27, 2022 08:59 PM (y8WCY)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 27, 2022 08:59 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: IrishEi at
My late wife used to fart longer, louder and more frequently than I ever have. She was prodigious in that.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 27, 2022 09:00 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2022 08:40 PM (Ad7/0) "
Awwwww ... dogs are so sweet.
in many ways, they mirror our better selves, don't they ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2022 09:00 PM (+BsyR)
Achieve equilibrium with the surrounding atmosphere?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2022 08:58 PM (eOEVl)
Well, you know the term 'air head'? where do you think that gas comes from?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2022 09:00 PM (oHd/0)
JUST IN - Elon Musk took control and immediately fired Twitter's CEO, the CFO, and the head of legal policy, trust, and safety — WaPo
@disclosetv · 24m
JUST IN - Elon Musk is now officially Twitter's new owner. The deal is formally closed, according to Business Insider.
Link for Business Insider report in my sock.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 27, 2022 09:00 PM (yikp0)
I remember how that turned out for one guy in The Sand Pebbles.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2022 07:58 PM (V2rfD)
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I love that movie (even though it has that dick Richard Attenborough in it. McQueen was great as were the supporting cast.
Posted by: Ciampino -- worthy oriental gentlemen at October 27, 2022 09:00 PM (qfLjt)
My hunter cat would hunt mice despite being fully fed, that's a myth. He even would want to go out for a turn about the yard instead of dinner when I was feeding the others. He'd come back usually at midnight for some attention and food.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 08:57 PM (eoQWY)
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This is known. Cats kill for the fun of it. Twice our cats basically beat a mouse to death just because they could. No interest in eating it, just something to do to pass the time.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:01 PM (llXky)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2022 09:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 27, 2022 09:01 PM (y8WCY)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:58 PM (llXky)
I've actually never heard her speak.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 27, 2022 09:01 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2022 08:58 PM (SJsWC)
Oh Ruuuuuuuuuuby, don't take your love to town.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 27, 2022 09:01 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 27, 2022 08:56 PM (ZgB9e)
There's some truth to that. I helped coach some Little League 20-25 years ago and I thought the seriousness of the adults and parents involved seemed to be sucking all the fun right out of it.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 27, 2022 09:01 PM (qH6FZ)
....
Posted by: The Plan at October 27, 2022 08:53 PM (cupoy)
I heard a thing that the US might start sending the 1960s Hawk missile system to Ukraine because the Stingers are out of stock. I hope they haven't sent all the stocks of our modern shoulder missiles over already.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 09:01 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2022 08:58 PM (SJsWC)
Ruby match? are they going after slippers? I bet OZ!
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2022 09:01 PM (oHd/0)
in many ways, they mirror our better selves, don't they ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2022 09:00 PM (+BsyR)
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I hope my better self doesn't eat deer shit.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:02 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:01 PM (llXky)
Training!
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 09:02 PM (eoQWY)
/old joke
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 27, 2022 09:02 PM (uGukK)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2022 09:02 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2022 08:57 PM (zm+d5)
Is that the one that was answering questions for Dorsey when he was on Joe Rogan's Podcast with Tim Pool? 'Cause that one was a nasty beyotch. Like feed you shit burgers and call you ungrateful for not asking for seconds.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 27, 2022 09:02 PM (cupoy)
pwoof. she was embarrassed.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 27, 2022 09:03 PM (kFrCu)
JUST IN - Elon Musk took control and immediately fired Twitter's CEO, the CFO, and the head of legal policy, trust, and safety — WaPo
I'm feeling inordinately good tonight for some reason - job openings do that to me...
Posted by: Boswell at October 27, 2022 09:03 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 27, 2022 08:55 PM (3ImbR)
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Silent but deadly in the true feminine tradition.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 08:57 PM (llXky)
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You can tell when a pantyhose-wearing woman farts because her ankles swell.
Posted by: Ciampino --- worthy oriental gentlemen at October 27, 2022 09:03 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2022 09:03 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 09:01 PM (eoQWY)
Yeah, those Javelin missiles? Anti Tank stuff? as of 6 months ago we had sent enough that it would take FIVE YEARS of production to replace them... and they were not in normal stock.. but taken out of our war supplies.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2022 09:03 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 27, 2022 09:00 PM (eGTCV)
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*types, thinks better of it, deletes*
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:03 PM (llXky)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2022 09:03 PM (i0wNm)
No shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2022 09:03 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: r
in fairness, hannity watchers are not voters because they do not know how to get ids
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 27, 2022 09:04 PM (y8WCY)
She would pick a spot and sit there like a statue for hours until her prey came within range. Zap.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 27, 2022 09:04 PM (ZgB9e)
If she has a hole in the toe does she fly around the room?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2022 09:04 PM (eOEVl)
They lost me with the doping and cheating scandals.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 08:23 PM (eoQWY)
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There's a disconnect between the fans and the game, in terms of who can afford to go watch it.
This season, Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw brought down 81,945 for every out recorded. Breaking it down by strikeouts, then you're looking at 226,277. Per.
This isn't an anti-capitalist screed. What the market will bear and all. But there was a time when average people could enjoy a great diversion on a fairly regular basis.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 27, 2022 09:04 PM (+R5dc)
No shit.
Hope not, she'd have to change her panties.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 27, 2022 09:05 PM (Bd6X8)
That's the one.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2022 09:05 PM (zm+d5)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2022 09:03 PM (oHd/0)
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Once you recall that the SecDef literally was a board member for a defense contractor, all of this makes sense.
Wonder what he'll do after this gig?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:06 PM (llXky)
Posted by: redridinghood
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Audience piles on Hannity leaving him bound and gagged.
DeSantis continues speaking to townhall.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 27, 2022 09:06 PM (ZgB9e)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2022 09:06 PM (SJsWC)
“CEO Parag Agrawal, chief financial officer Ned Segal, and Vijaya Gadde, head of legal policy, trust, and safety, were all fired”
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 27, 2022 09:06 PM (yikp0)
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Apparently someone Ann Barnhardt (sp?) a letter stating that the NFL has embraced Ivermectin to prevent their players from catching and testing positive for COVID. It seems all the players are taking it, and are being prescribed the medication.
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 09:07 PM (UELks)
Those are wins, but Gadde was the head of Twitter's Orwellian "Trust and Safety" org. That's the sweetest pink slip.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2022 09:07 PM (i0wNm)
A trotting horse farts like a gunshot and spooks itself and the child beside it.
You fed the horse beefaroni?
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2022 09:07 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2022 09:07 PM (+BsyR)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2022 08:40 PM
Oooo, nice. Try my rabbit recipe in The Deplorable Gourmet. It works.
Posted by: The Face-Sized Spider in AtC's Closet at October 27, 2022 09:07 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: The Face-Sized Spider in AtC's Closet at October 27, 2022 09:07 PM (Wnv9h)
It's not just baseball, it's all three of the major professional sports. NFL, NBA, and MLB are all dying. MLB is just going a lot faster than anyone really expected. They can try all the rule changes they want, it's not going to help. Nothing lasts forever.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 27, 2022 08:29 PM (qH6FZ)
It is not a fun game to play anymore. The real base was the kids who played ball at home and watched the game, but the game is so persnickity and specialized no one can compete. It is like trying to be a bicycle racer.
I heard a proposal to either bring back town ball, which is one of the early variants, or change the rules so all the players rotate through all the positions, making generalists the stars instead of the hyperspecialized players.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2022 09:08 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2022 09:08 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 27, 2022 09:06 PM (yikp0)
Their tears - they fortify me!
Posted by: Boswell at October 27, 2022 09:09 PM (+Cgut)
I had a GF that wore those stirrup pants back in the day and when she farted it blew off her shoes.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2022 09:09 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2022 09:06 PM (SJsWC)
First to call 911 wins. 'Good lord, lady! What have you been eating?'
Posted by: Eromero at October 27, 2022 09:09 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 27, 2022 09:06 PM (yikp0)
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Tomorrow Ace will speak of an epic engorgement.
The USS Nimitz will emerge from his boxer shorts.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:09 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:06 PM (llXky)
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Go to his Dacha on the coast with a seventeen year old.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 27, 2022 09:09 PM (ZgB9e)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 27, 2022 09:02 PM (cupoy)
That is her.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 09:09 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 27, 2022 09:09 PM (tQg4T)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2022 09:10 PM (63Dwl)
It's doubly delicious because most of Big Tech, including Google and FB, are having financial problems and probably won't be hiring anyone. I hope they know how to make lattes.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2022 09:10 PM (eOEVl)
I need to find that toy for a friend's little boy.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2022 09:10 PM (NpAcC)
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Sucks to be them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 27, 2022 09:11 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2022 08:54 PM (oHd/0)
I'm not sure. One thing will still be gate receipts at the ballpark. But the player's salaries are going have come in line with those. Back to the old days of some of these guys having a second job.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 27, 2022 09:11 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 27, 2022 09:09 PM (tQg4T)
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Hmmm. Not a bad seed for a horror story...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2022 09:11 PM (WFaF3)
Might be useful for fuel. Heating oil or some such.
Just spitballin'.....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2022 09:11 PM (BFigT)
Let's check in with the Sibyl of the Stock Market, the Nostrodamus of the Nasdaq, the Prophet of All Profits, Jim Cramer himself
Cruel Chuy FTW!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at October 27, 2022 09:11 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2022 09:12 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2022 09:08 PM (xhaym)
Reducing the size of the allowed gloves to only be somewhat larger than your hand except for catcher mitts would help a lot. You could loosen the winding on the baseball to produce a somewhat deader ball.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 09:12 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 27, 2022 09:12 PM (x61Im)
SATURDAY, APR 30, 2022 - 07:00 PM
Twitter's censorship czar Vijaya Gadde - who broke down in tears last week during a conference call to discuss Elon Musk's purchase of the company - stands to lose her job which paid $17 million last year, as Musk is reportedly planning to cut jobs and executive pay as part of the takeover.
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Zero Hedge reports she's fired.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 27, 2022 09:12 PM (yikp0)
He probably just fired all his guns at once and exploded into space...
Posted by: Boswell at October 27, 2022 09:12 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2022 09:12 PM (+BsyR)
No shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2022 09:03 PM (BFigT)
Yes, that's always preferable.
Posted by: Al Roker at October 27, 2022 09:13 PM (f7Cdr)
Reducing the size of the allowed gloves to only be somewhat larger than your hand except for catcher mitts would help a lot. You could loosen the winding on the baseball to produce a somewhat deader ball.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 09:12 PM (eoQWY)
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The people in charge want higher scores, across the board. That's what they think fans want, so that's what they do.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:13 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 27, 2022 09:13 PM (FVME7)
The farting man's the one to hire!
--Old New England Proverb, taught by my grandfather to all his sons, here and back there
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 27, 2022 09:14 PM (x61Im)
Posted by: Boswell at October 27, 2022 09:12 PM (+Cgut)
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He needs to link the "Ebb Tide" scene from Naked Gun 2 1/2.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:14 PM (llXky)
She would pick a spot and sit there like a statue for hours until her prey came within range. Zap.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 27, 2022 09:04 PM (ZgB9e)
When I was living in a dump in Chicago South Side my young cat learned to perch on the bathtub side so the mice couldn't see her waiting for them to sneak out.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 09:15 PM (eoQWY)
Still alive at 72. Married to the same woman since 1973. Two sons.
Maybe we should name him "Greatest American Olympic Athlete Who Didn't Cut His Own Dick Off", along with Jim Thorpe and Jesse Owens.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 27, 2022 08:58 PM (bW8dp)
Maybe Eric Heiden...Carl Lewis...Michael Phelps...Michael Johnson
The list is lengthy
Posted by: A Pillow In Texas at October 27, 2022 09:15 PM (BgMrQ)
I heard a proposal to either bring back town ball, which is one of the early variants, or change the rules so all the players rotate through all the positions, making generalists the stars instead of the hyperspecialized players."
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2022 09:08 PM (xhaym)
I don't think there's any fixing it. It's not going to be as popular as it used to. Times change, people's interest shift. It had a good run.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 27, 2022 09:15 PM (qH6FZ)
@zerohedge · 1m
The countdown until Twitter is sabotaged offline has begun
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 27, 2022 09:15 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 27, 2022 09:16 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 27, 2022 08:43 PM (kFrCu)
It is a news concentrator with commentary from posters. Not bad, I like it for the view of headlines for the day. It is one of my morning views.
It is less extensive than Liberty Daily but it has direct links
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2022 09:16 PM (xhaym)
About half the Senior are 18. She is not 17! She is 14. They could ALL be guilty of abuse or a minor.
This happened!
Is some of this for money?
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2022 09:16 PM (BRHaw)
>>And don't even get me started on ABBA!
ABBA were musical geniuses and national treasures of Sweden, how dare your sir, how dare you!!!
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That One Guy Who Was Really Into ABBA.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2022 09:16 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:13 PM (llXky)
Errors make runs too, and hits instread of flyouts. In the start of BB it was a good chunk of them. But reducing HRs limits the get on base and stand there waiting for a tater offense and enhances 'small ball' tactics like stolen bases, taking extra bases on hits, etc.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 09:17 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2022 09:10 PM (63Dwl) "
dunno, don't really care.
popcorn. (locally grown, by Amish)
looking forward to it, frankly, lol.
full disclosure: i live where food comes from; supply chain is short.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2022 09:17 PM (+BsyR)
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That One Guy Who Was Really Into ABBA.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2022 09:16 PM (up/3i)
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They sure made a lot of clams!
Posted by: That guy who thinks in terms of clams at October 27, 2022 09:18 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2022 09:10 PM (eOEVl)
They probably need to start practicing this "Yes sir, with the fish combo you do get fries...would like to super-size your drink?"
Learn it...live it.
Posted by: Boswell at October 27, 2022 09:18 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
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So do we!
Posted by: SMH at October 27, 2022 09:18 PM (8iUlO)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at October 27, 2022 09:19 PM (+Hs6W)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2022 08:46 PM (Cus5s)
Because you become Mom.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2022 09:19 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 27, 2022 09:12 PM (yikp0)
Musk had pointed her out as dead persons walking months ago as well as other high officers. Funny what fraud does as well as censorship.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 09:19 PM (eoQWY)
>>I don't think there's any fixing it. It's not going to be as popular as it used to. Times change, people's interest shift. It had a good run.
Baseball is the Jazz of professional sports, it's time has passed.
I mean, you got the DH in the National League and a shot clock on pitchers and now the catchers don't even relay the f**king signs to the pitchers any longer.
What game is this?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2022 09:19 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: lowandslow at October 27, 2022 09:20 PM (qH6FZ)
This is a developing story. It will be updated.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 27, 2022 09:20 PM (ZgB9e)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2022 09:20 PM (+BsyR)
Posted by: SchadenMiklos at October 27, 2022 09:20 PM (kEq/B)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2022 09:21 PM (u73oe)
The farting man's the one to hire!
--Old New England Proverb, taught by my grandfather to all his sons, here and back there
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 27, 2022 09:14 PM (x61Im)
"'Tho the Devil farteth fire, have at him!"
-some old-time preacher... maybe John Wesley? I only know this because it was the usage example under "fart" in the Old English Dictionary, which I no longer have a copy of.
Posted by: Average Guy at October 27, 2022 09:21 PM (f7Cdr)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2022 09:21 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: lowandslow at October 27, 2022 09:20 PM (qH6FZ)
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What about the clams?
Posted by: That guy who thinks in terms of clams at October 27, 2022 09:21 PM (llXky)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2022 09:21 PM (+BsyR)
>>My dream: People try to log on to twitter tomorrow. 404 error Site not found.
Not quite how I would have burned through 44 Billion Dollars.
If I had 44 Billion Dollars, I'd do two chicks at one time.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2022 09:22 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2022 08:46 PM (Cus5s)
Because you become Mom.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2022 09:19 PM (xhaym)
Cats are more like roommates than kids. They hang out, come and go, and sometimes nurse you cause they like you.
When I broke an arm and had surgery, one of my cats, the lead female, started sleeping by my hip as close to the break as she could. Every time I lay down she was there. When the bone had healed she stopped and went back to her normal pattern.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 09:22 PM (eoQWY)
https://tinyurl.com/55yb3yhy
Even though it's. baby elephant she seems pretty strong for a slender woman.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2022 09:22 PM (ovYNW)
She also insists on coming in and telling me about things when I get done with my shower pretty much any time of day. I wish I spoke cat. I think she thinks I am an idiot to get wet like that, like I can't learn any better.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2022 09:22 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2022 09:19 PM (up/3i)
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Sportsball. Same as in town.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:22 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 27, 2022 09:22 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:14 PM (llXky)
Be nice if he puts that into his first post on this tomorrow....
Posted by: Boswell at October 27, 2022 09:23 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 27, 2022 09:23 PM (Xrfse)
https://bit.ly/3SJYEYL
Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2022 09:23 PM (i0wNm)
You know, Trump back on Twitter?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 27, 2022 09:23 PM (UEL4y)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2022 09:23 PM (ZLI7S)
it was a serious condition that caused him a lot of pain
I think he died at 45
Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2022 09:23 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2022 09:10 PM (63Dwl) "
dunno, don't really care.
popcorn. (locally grown, by Amish)
looking forward to it, frankly, lol.
full disclosure: i live where food comes from; supply chain is short.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2022 09:17 PM (+BsyR)
Well if the trucks aren't there to empty the trains, the trains have to stay there.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 09:24 PM (eoQWY)
If I had 44 Billion Dollars, I'd do two chicks at one time.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2022 09:22 PM (up/3i)
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Look how many kids the guy has. He did that and more.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:24 PM (llXky)
Posted by: the cat at October 27, 2022 09:24 PM (/6wX0)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2022 09:24 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2022 09:24 PM (sAmhv)
You know, Trump back on Twitter?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 27, 2022 09:23 PM (UEL4y)
Trump joining Musk on the board - BOOM!
Posted by: Boswell at October 27, 2022 09:25 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2022 09:25 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2022 09:25 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: pookysgirl wants to go back someday at October 27, 2022 09:25 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Miklos prefers Olde English 800, because it has the Power at October 27, 2022 09:25 PM (kEq/B)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2022 09:22 PM (xhaym)
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Cat language is not just vocal, it's also based on movement. If you can learn to read a cat, humans are easy. It takes time and patience.
And yes, my cat is contentedly snoozing on my legs as I write this.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:26 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2022 09:22 PM (up/3i)
I would do them all!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2022 09:26 PM (BRHaw)
>>Look how many kids the guy has. He did that and more.
He definitely was a seed spreader.
It really is incredible that he spent 44 Billion Dollars because his favorite parody site was censored, but when you're the worlds richest man, you can do things like that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2022 09:26 PM (up/3i)
404 error
Site not found
or greeted with a virtual mushroom cloud and the words 'buh-bye'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2022 09:26 PM (sAmhv)
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Tragedy tomorrow!
Comedy... comedy... comedy TONIGHT!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 27, 2022 09:26 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Romeo13
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For absolutely nothing. It accomplished nothing, because they're still asking for handouts.
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 09:26 PM (UELks)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 27, 2022 09:26 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2022 09:27 PM (cPkwS)
Posted by: Mail Order Brides by Miklos (se habla Ukrainsksi) at October 27, 2022 09:27 PM (kEq/B)
Which supposedly means if someone gives you a horse and says "It's a two year old" you don't rudely look at its teeth in front of the gift-giver to check the age of the horse to see if the person was lying.
The concept of graciously accepting free shit.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 27, 2022 08:47 PM (Gda1b)
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 09:27 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2022 09:25 PM (BRHaw)
IKR
when he first told me, I was like, right, sure
but it was true and it was not spectacular
Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2022 09:27 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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New TV series, I Led Seven Wives
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 27, 2022 09:27 PM (ZgB9e)
We had 5 or 6 gals at the table the entire time!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2022 09:27 PM (BRHaw)
404 error
Site not found
Better - link goes to Truth Social - much hilarity to ensue
Posted by: Boswell at October 27, 2022 09:27 PM (+Cgut)
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Smart.
Meaning two things:
1) he was wise to their sabotage plans
2) there's a bloodbath coming tomorrow-- a "if you're on this call, you're fired"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 27, 2022 09:28 PM (UEL4y)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2022 09:26 PM (up/3i)
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God works in mysterious ways.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:28 PM (llXky)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2022 09:28 PM (ynpvh)
Seems we have TWO purveyors of strange and exotic alphabets on the Blog. Or perhaps they are one and the same . . .
*I'll seenmy racist self out.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 27, 2022 08:21 PM (Gda1b)
*checks mirror*
Although I've never seen me and Zettai at a MoMee at the same time...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2022 09:28 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2022 09:24 PM (sAmhv) "
yeah, what I know about cricket I learned from working with Indian kids for many years. they seemed, well, puzzled yet oddly pleased that I was taking an interest.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2022 09:28 PM (+BsyR)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2022 09:22 PM (up/3i)
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Just two? Gee you could have all five of The Nolans with that kind of scratch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2022 09:28 PM (cPkwS)
*pours bourbon onto the ice*
Posted by: Cicero
Laid on thick.
The viciousness was viscous.
Posted by: Miklos prefers gluten-free cruelty at October 27, 2022 09:29 PM (kEq/B)
Posted by: Miklos prefers Olde English 800, because it has the Power at October 27, 2022 09:25 PM (kEq/B)
I think he was a Busch man
Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2022 09:29 PM (us2H3)
Meaning two things:
1) he was wise to their sabotage plans
2) there's a bloodbath coming tomorrow-- a "if you're on this call, you're fired"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 27, 2022 09:28 PM (UEL4y)
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Stop, stop, I can't get any harder!
Posted by: Obligatory at October 27, 2022 09:29 PM (llXky)
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Wait until you find out that red wolves don't want to exist in the wild and keep trying to breed themselves out of existence with the more genetically hardy coyotes in every area they're introduced to, and humans do their best to prevent them from doing it because we love nature or something.
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 09:29 PM (UELks)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2022 09:29 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 27, 2022 09:29 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 09:26 PM (UELks)
It left them in the field for long enough for many Ukrainian men to die under Russian artillery in anonymous villages. After 6 months of that, Ukraine counterattacked so that their men remaining can fort up and be bombarded in the same villages again.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 09:29 PM (eoQWY)
@greg_price11
- If you have a cock and balls, you are a man
- The vaccine doesn't work
- The election was stolen
- Climate change is a hoax
- Covid probably came from a lab
- Children's hospitals are doing sex changes on kids
- Ellen Page is a boring lesbian
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2022 09:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Psalm 4 is an evening prayer of trust in God. It's good to read before going to sleep.
Psalm 139 brings God close to you.
Romans 8-Nothing can separate us from the love of God which is in Christ Jesus our Lord
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2022 09:30 PM (ovYNW)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 09:27 PM (eoQWY)
Johnny Carson
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink
But if you can make him roll over on his back and float, you could sell tickets!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2022 09:30 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2022 09:30 PM (ovYNW)
Posted by: Oldcat
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When you put it like that...
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 09:30 PM (UELks)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
If you are at two MoMees at the same time, I'll know something's up
Posted by: Miklos attempts to turn the machines back on at October 27, 2022 09:30 PM (kEq/B)
God works in mysterious ways.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:28 PM (llXky)
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Many times He chooses not the most righteous or pious.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 27, 2022 09:30 PM (ZgB9e)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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I'm praying for an EMP.
Posted by: SMH at October 27, 2022 09:31 PM (8iUlO)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2022 09:28 PM (ynpvh)
No do Russian Collusion!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2022 09:31 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 27, 2022 09:31 PM (cPkwS)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:28 PM (llXky)
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Many times He chooses not the most righteous or pious.
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This was one of God's more sublime works in recent years.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2022 09:32 PM (cPkwS)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2022 09:28 PM (+BsyR)
Cricket is kinda primitive baseball.
The one sport I'd like to see in the US is Aussie Rules football - kinda like basketball mixed with tackles from rugby and field goal kicks from US football.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 09:32 PM (eoQWY)
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Not fun to watch either, they wrecked the game with all the rule changes. They're going to make the bases bigger for christsakes.
Posted by: dartist at October 27, 2022 09:32 PM (9X/y4)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2022 09:32 PM (+BsyR)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 27, 2022 09:26 PM (geVLo)
You didn't have to squeeze it, but you did
But you did, but you did
And I thank you.
Posted by: ZZ Top at October 27, 2022 09:32 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2022 08:46 PM (Cus5s)
Because you become Mom.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2022 09:19 PM (xhaym)
Cats are more like roommates than kids. They hang out, come and go, and sometimes nurse you cause they like you.
When I broke an arm and had surgery, one of my cats, the lead female, started sleeping by my hip as close to the break as she could. Every time I lay down she was there. When the bone had healed she stopped and went back to her normal pattern.
Posted by: Oldcat
My sisters cat did that years ago when I got a bad flu bug. Couldn't get out of bed. She jumped up and stayed with me all night, purring and occasionally kissing my forehead. Checking my temp I guess.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2022 09:32 PM (sAmhv)
Al Oerter for the discus gold. Four of them in four Olympiads. And he was an underdog to the Soviet bloc in all of them.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2022 09:33 PM (SJsWC)
If you don't subscribe to The Epoch Times you might want to.
Bonus, the origin of the virus is also being clearly detailed there right now as well.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2022 09:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: pookysgirl wants to go back someday at October 27, 2022 09:33 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 27, 2022 09:30 PM (ZgB9e)
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I've been saying a lot of rosaries of late, and I'm just feeling better. It's hard to explain. Maybe everything will go sideways, maybe that's what we need and deserve, but as someone who hasn't partaken of that particular prayer method, I've got to say it brings peace.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:33 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:28 PM (llXky)
Many times He chooses not the most righteous or pious.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 27, 2022 09:30 PM (ZgB9e)
'Zactly what I was telling the jury!
Posted by: Shirtless Darrow at October 27, 2022 09:34 PM (4I/2K)
Oh man, tomorrow is going to be so so much fun as the left loses their shit over and over and over.
And that's just phase 1. Phase 2 is bot removal-- every single lefty is going to lose 50-80% of their "followers" That's a running kick to the nuts of their status.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 27, 2022 09:34 PM (UEL4y)
& now g'night, one and all!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2022 09:35 PM (+BsyR)
The one sport I'd like to see in the US is Aussie Rules football - kinda like basketball mixed with tackles from rugby and field goal kicks from US football.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 09:32 PM (eoQWY)
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We used to play that in summer camp in the, uh, just last year. Yeah, because I'm young. Anyway, it was awesome.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:35 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2022 08:55 PM (zm+d5)
In a good economy the execs take their net of followers.
Now, today, in this recession, their followers will suddenly forget who hired and promoted them because jobs are scarce.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2022 09:36 PM (xhaym)
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Years ago, after a frantic morning of emergency con calls, one of the Senior Directors at my firm ordered a similar lockout.
Since my position no longer had anything to do with the code, in my head I heard Flounder say "This is gonna be great!!".
It was.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2022 09:36 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 27, 2022 09:36 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: MUSK at October 27, 2022 09:37 PM (us2H3)
An epic quadruple beatdown.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 27, 2022 09:37 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2022 09:28 PM (+BsyR)
Cricket is kinda primitive baseball.
The one sport I'd like to see in the US is Aussie Rules football - kinda like basketball mixed with tackles from rugby and field goal kicks from US football.
Posted by: Oldcat
Hurling. The Irish sport involving sticks, a ball, goal posts, a net, and Irishmen. What could go wrong with that?
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2022 09:37 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Mary Kate and Ashley?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 27, 2022 09:37 PM (FVME7)
btw, I enjoy your humor. When I signed off a few nights back, it was right after one of your bon mots. It was a good point for departure and sleep with a smile.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2022 09:38 PM (4I/2K)
Tears. Salty, tasty tears of overpaid, spoiled, piss-baby liberals getting kicked to the curb!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 27, 2022 09:38 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2022 09:37 PM (sAmhv)
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I thought "hurling" was what Irishmen did after having too much whiskey.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:39 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
I hate to break it to ya but it's highly overrated
Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2022 09:39 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:35 PM (llXky)
Greetings fellow kids.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 27, 2022 09:39 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 27, 2022 09:39 PM (Bd6X8)
still here, so it musta worked, amirite ?
now rly gnite
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2022 09:39 PM (+BsyR)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2022 09:39 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 27, 2022 09:37 PM (FVME7)
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Hillary and Dr. Jill.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:39 PM (llXky)
... whiskey and ale
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 27, 2022 09:40 PM (ZgB9e)
Al Oerter for the discus gold. Four of them in four Olympiads. And he was an underdog to the Soviet bloc in all of them.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2022 09:33 PM (SJsWC)
Another good choice
You sir, are a keen observer of the T&F scene...
**golf clap***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 27, 2022 09:40 PM (BgMrQ)
Agreed. The guy brings it, consistently.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 27, 2022 09:40 PM (Xrfse)
Musk will lose many billions on TWTR
Bezos lost $50 billion in his divorce, but at least he got a blow job out of it.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2022 09:41 PM (SJsWC)
Dinesh D'Souza
2000 Mules? And, he just posted up with a book that further updates more Democrap antics in 2020.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 27, 2022 09:41 PM (J00IM)
>>Mary Kate and Ashley?
If I had a time machine, it would either be Lynda Carter/Heather Thomas or Madeline Khan/Jill St. John.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2022 09:42 PM (up/3i)
He went on to say he's happy to engage with an African-American owned business.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2022 09:42 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2022 09:01 PM (eoQWY)
Yeah, those Javelin missiles? Anti Tank stuff? as of 6 months ago we had sent enough that it would take FIVE YEARS of production to replace them... and they were not in normal stock.. but taken out of our war supplies.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2022 09:03 PM (oHd/0)
But if you don't support KEEEEV you are evil and bad and wrong and a Poo Tin Puppet.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2022 09:42 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Eromero at October 27, 2022 09:42 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2022 09:41 PM (SJsWC)
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I'm not so sure. Musk is talking about using Twitter as a non-woke payment service, like Paypal used to be.
There's a shit-ton (that's many many clams) of ways to monetize Twitter.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:43 PM (llXky)
Here you all go. The 2022 Hurling Championship.
Limmerick vs Kilkenny.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2022 09:43 PM (sAmhv)
He went on to say he's happy to engage with an African-American owned business.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2022 09:42 PM (ZLI7S
Lulz
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 27, 2022 09:43 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2022 09:43 PM (+BsyR)
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Gold forgives typos, Fen.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 27, 2022 09:36 PM (yikp0)
At least no one was sent to the "great beyond"...
***pours one for buzzion***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 27, 2022 09:43 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 27, 2022 09:09 PM (ZgB9e)
Pfft. Become head of sales to Africa and South America. I mean company outreach.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2022 09:43 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2022 09:43 PM (up/3i)
Musk will lose many billions on TWTR
Bezos lost $50 billion in his divorce, but at least he got a blow job out of it.
Elon did just fuck the dreams of many leftists, so he may be sated for a bit.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 27, 2022 09:44 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 27, 2022 09:44 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: lowandslow at October 27, 2022 09:20 PM (qH6FZ)
My best topic on that list is farts.
At Lucianne's, the top post claims that Jonah Goldbrick will NOT be involved in any way with the website. He and his mom 'didn't see eye to eye on politics' or some such. heh heh heh
And over the years, I think I only saw his byline once or twice. Must have been a general order to not quote the useless prick.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 27, 2022 09:44 PM (JOtiF)
Surprised the feebies haven't stormed the place yet.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 27, 2022 09:44 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: Eromero at October 27, 2022 09:42 PM (0OP+5)
Damn son...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 27, 2022 09:44 PM (BgMrQ)
I know that's what I'm pinning my hopes on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2022 09:44 PM (r46W7)
Bonus, the origin of the virus is also being clearly detailed there right now as well.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2022 09:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Like other coronaviruses, the genome of SARS-CoV-2 is composed of a single strand of RNA with a positive strand (ready for translation and consequent synthesis of its proteins). The genome is considered large, with 29,903 base pairs.
The odds of it happening in the wild:
Of the 73 single stranded viri, they are tick style born!
So about 9,444,732,965,739,290,427,392 chances of being NOT lab created.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2022 09:44 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: SMH at October 27, 2022 09:31 PM (8iUlO)
DoD immediately issues Great EMP war ribbon and Medal to active trans and lgbtq+++++ service members.
That is all.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 27, 2022 09:45 PM (1DgE4)
>>Must have been a general order to not quote the useless prick.
Well because his mom was actually a movement conservative and her useless welp of a son merely Cos-Plays as a conservative.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2022 09:45 PM (up/3i)
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Mentioned it the other night but I think it might've been too late and you'd already gone, but you might want to try a crow call. They're distress calls and the crows get really distrustful of people who use them and will avoid the houses/areas when they realize they've been tricked.
It might seem counterproductive but I think it's worth a shot. Call them in for a couple of days and then do it again if they start to gather again.
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 09:46 PM (UELks)
Oh!
And hey Nurse! Those damn woodpeckers are pecking my wood!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2022 09:46 PM (anj39)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
It's comments like that what causes Civil Wars.
Posted by: Generalissimo Miklos Franco at October 27, 2022 09:46 PM (kEq/B)
And over the years, I think I only saw his byline once or twice. Must have been a general order to not quote the useless prick.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 27, 2022 09:44 PM (JOtiF)
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That's rough. I mean, my parents and I don't see eye to eye on politics, but that's not the defining characteristic of our lives. For the Goldberg family, it was.
The weird thing is that they *should* have been on the same page. Jonah is (was?) nominally a conservative, so what's his freaking problem?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:47 PM (llXky)
This kind of statistical proof was kicking around soon after Covid hit.
Other statistical proofs show that the Election was Stolen ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2022 09:48 PM (SJsWC)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 27, 2022 09:48 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Generalissimo Miklos Franco at October 27, 2022 09:46 PM (kEq/B)
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You must choose. Choose who is first.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:48 PM (llXky)
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Oh yeah?! Well this "jury" probably thinks nuns have belly buttons too.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 27, 2022 09:48 PM (3ImbR)
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Sometime near the beginning of the year the Moderna CEO said he had a team that was going to investigate why their patented sequence was in the virus.
Not another word since. Shame we don't have any reporters to ask about it.
Video at link.
https://tinyurl.com/2bplerv5
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 09:48 PM (UELks)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 27, 2022 09:48 PM (1DgE4)
And hey Nurse! Those damn woodpeckers are pecking my wood!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2022 09:46 PM (anj39)
If it lasts longer than 4 hours, call your doctor
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 27, 2022 09:48 PM (BgMrQ)
youtube makes 82 million a day
30 billion a year
forward looking 6 to 8 year would be 180 to 240 BILLION
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2022 09:48 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 27, 2022 09:49 PM (1DgE4)
Yea, I don't think anyone here needs any convincing but they have a lot of the documents that were being covered up that show exactly what happened.
The benefit of Twitter is as much about stopping censorship as anything and allowing investigative reporters who are actually doing their jobs like those at Epoch Times that have been censored to be heard.
That's why the left was so scared of losing Twitter, they are losing control of the narative.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2022 09:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2022 09:49 PM (zm+d5)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 27, 2022 09:48 PM (Xrfse)
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I'm all about the Chaos. The left has established a new order in direct opposition to the divine order. It is crumbling. I will rejoice in that and leave the rest for tomorrow.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:49 PM (llXky)
I just started my second course of horse paste, mostly as an anti-cancer preventative, and it is otherwise harmless. What "they" intend for us is evil ... so a cheap prophylactic is useful.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2022 09:50 PM (Cus5s)
I'm expecting no real changes to come from this, but I am enjoying the crew that made it as bad as it is get kicked to the curb.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 27, 2022 09:50 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Eromero
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep those Old Guys rollin'
RAWHIDE
Posted by: Miklos likes both kinds, Country AND Western at October 27, 2022 09:50 PM (kEq/B)
Jonah's an idiot, whereas his mom was on the Trump Train.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2022 09:50 PM (zm+d5)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2022 09:50 PM (Cus5s)
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Don't I know it!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 27, 2022 09:51 PM (llXky)
I certainly hope that you are right and that I am dead wrong, bro.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 27, 2022 09:52 PM (Xrfse)
I'd type their names, but all social media execs are Indians and Pakis.
I think one name was Vijay-jay.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2022 09:53 PM (xLqhd)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2022 09:47 PM (llXky)
He wants to stay at the cool kids table...
He was always odd man out, untouchable, fatty fat fat.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 27, 2022 09:53 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2022 09:32 PM (sAmhv)
———
She was waiting on you to die to get the first bite. She was kissing your forehead to as a foretaste.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 27, 2022 09:53 PM (cMXNt)
It's literally Gaelic Football played with a rugby ball on a cricket pitch.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 27, 2022 09:53 PM (SJsWC)
Posted by: Twitter Speech Nazi at October 27, 2022 09:54 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2022 09:54 PM (U2p+3)
I'm shocked at how disrespectful you are, dragging nuns into this.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2022 09:55 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 27, 2022 09:55 PM (6VKyY)
I'd type their names, but all social media execs are Indians and Pakis.
I think one name was Vijay-jay.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2022 09:53 PM (xLqhd)
As if these asshats know what free speech is about.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2022 09:56 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Miklos Musk at October 27, 2022 09:56 PM (kEq/B)
___
Not everyone is as blessed as you are with awesome parents.
Posted by: SMH at October 27, 2022 09:56 PM (8iUlO)
I'd type their names, but all social media execs are Indians and Pakis.
I think one name was Vijay-jay.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2022 09:53 PM (xLqhd)
oh that's funny. I know exactly who you're talking about, she was supposedly the architect of all of the censorship.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2022 09:56 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 27, 2022 09:56 PM (AiZBA)
hang em hi
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2022 09:56 PM (BRHaw)
I just ordered a copy of Long Live Death.
It better be good...
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 27, 2022 09:56 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 27, 2022 09:57 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2022 09:49 PM (zm+d5)
tff
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2022 09:57 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 27, 2022 09:57 PM (ftFVW)
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Mentioned it the other night but I think it might've been too late and you'd already gone, but you might want to try a crow call. They're distress calls and the crows get really distrustful of people who use them and will avoid the houses/areas when they realize they've been tricked.
It might seem counterproductive but I think it's worth a shot. Call them in for a couple of days and then do it again if they start to gather again.
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