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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 28, 2022 07:33 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 07:34 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 28, 2022 07:35 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 07:36 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 07:36 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2022 07:40 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 28, 2022 07:40 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 28, 2022 07:40 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2022 07:40 PM (F7cJA)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 28, 2022 07:41 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 28, 2022 07:41 PM (lzd36)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2022 07:42 PM (F7cJA)
Posted by: mpfs at October 28, 2022 07:43 PM (o9r4U)
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 07:36 PM
I'll be watching Young Frankenstein and the 1980 The Changeling.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 07:43 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 07:43 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson
Point of order Mr. Chairman!
Doesn't every one involved with a gay prostitute stiff them?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2022 07:43 PM (F7cJA)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2022 07:40 PM (BFigT)
Thanks for reminding me I'll need to modify my nic for Halloween Monday.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2022 07:44 PM (4+bFW)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 28, 2022 07:44 PM (cXgQo)
Maybe it saved the croc's life so is getting paid back
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 07:44 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 07:44 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 07:45 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: dartist at October 28, 2022 07:45 PM (9X/y4)
Doesn't every one involved with a gay prostitute stiff them?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2022 07:43 PM
Not all of us....
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at October 28, 2022 07:45 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 07:46 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 07:46 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 07:43 PM (Wnv9h)
hmm...
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 07:46 PM (V13WU)
This sort of thing always ends in disaster and tears.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 07:46 PM (up/3i)
I think it's a small ask.
Also, thanks for the Cafe post Ace.
Posted by: 496 at October 28, 2022 07:47 PM (7a6iZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2022 07:47 PM (CaJIi)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 07:47 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 07:48 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 07:48 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: 496 at October 28, 2022 07:49 PM (7a6iZ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 07:49 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2022 07:49 PM (NpAcC)
I am pi$$ed as I had a surprise aztec death whistle to try out. It is loud and sounds horrifying. I can not blow it when the dogs are in the house, it freaks them out.
Look up aztec death whistle on youttube....worth your trouble.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2022 07:49 PM (bVYXr)
They
Used to refer to the ones previously mentioned or implied.
Their
Used as a modifier before a noun. His, her, or its.
I am here to support THEY cause.
THEY family in grief.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 07:49 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2022 07:50 PM (NpAcC)
>>It's the thought that counts.
Yes, but there is no one more competitive with these sorts of things than my wife, I love her but sometimes it's can be a bit much.
Upside is we are gong to see Jaws at NJPac in the evening, so that will be nice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 07:51 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 07:51 PM (V13WU)
https://tinyurl.com/3swa9s7r
Ok, I am going into the 'Mob Tuning Him Up' camp.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 07:48 PM
Someone there is clearly a lurker. "Embrace the healing power of 'and'". LOL
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 07:51 PM (Wnv9h)
Uh...it seemed like a good idea to me at the time.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 07:51 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2022 07:52 PM (NpAcC)
https://bit.ly/3TLXxck
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 07:52 PM (eyxn4)
So, "Where's Nancy" is sort of a cry for arousal?
Posted by: Auspex at October 28, 2022 07:52 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 07:49 PM (lz5hY)
I have taken my grand nephews and THEY friend out last 2 years. I have lighted wagons and ice chest etc.
I get offered shots, peoples wifes etc. I am not invited this year.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 07:52 PM (BRHaw)
You just eat 'em when the market runs out of food.
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2022 07:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 28, 2022 07:52 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 28, 2022 07:52 PM (5rCWs)
Posted by: 496 at October 28, 2022 07:49 PM
Yep. But the line that always creeper me out as a kid was
Q: Are you the child, Cora, who was killed by the coal cart?
A: No!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 07:53 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 07:53 PM (dNqv+)
This sort of thing always ends in disaster and tears.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 07:46 PM (up/3i)
easy full sixed snickers and cheap wine sneaked to Mom!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 07:53 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 28, 2022 07:54 PM (uGukK)
https://bit.ly/3TLXxck
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 07:52 PM
LOL!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 07:54 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 07:55 PM (C35Jn)
You just eat 'em when the market runs out of food.
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2022 07:52 PM (v0R5T)
ok
Posted by: barak the majic negro at October 28, 2022 07:55 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 07:55 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2022 07:56 PM (PWvcU)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 07:56 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: 496 at October 28, 2022 07:49 PM
Yep. But the line that always creeper me out as a kid was
Q: Are you the child, Cora, who was killed by the coal cart?
A: No!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 07:53 PM (Wnv9h)
All I remember is 'Don't drown me, Fahtha!'
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 07:56 PM (C35Jn)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 28, 2022 07:54 PM (uGukK)
ha
Posted by: barak the majic negro at October 28, 2022 07:56 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Eeyore at October 28, 2022 07:56 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 07:57 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 07:57 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 07:56 PM
That was a great haunted house flick.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 07:57 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2022 07:40 PM (F7cJA)
Hello. Good night, everybody.
Posted by: Igor Fetterman at October 28, 2022 07:58 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2022 07:58 PM (Wkr/J)
>>easy full sixed snickers and cheap wine sneaked to Mom!
I'm going to sneak a couple of nips of gin in my pocket, wife has roped me into sound re-enforcement so now I'm pulling different sound clips off of youtube and editing them together.
The things you do for love.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 07:58 PM (up/3i)
But....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2022 07:59 PM (BFigT)
I saw here do some basketball tricks with her dad. Damn, she's got skills.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 07:59 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 07:59 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 07:57 PM (lz5hY)
Big Deal.
Posted by: Barack Obama, who was President, you know at October 28, 2022 07:59 PM (PiwSw)
https://bit.ly/3TLXxck
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 07:52 PM
LOL!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 07:54 PM (Wnv9h)
I'm always getting a seed caught in my teeth...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 07:59 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2022 07:58 PM (Wkr/J)
Luxury!
All we got were dirt clods.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 08:00 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 28, 2022 07:54 PM (uGukK)
.........
You'll probably get lucky.
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2022 08:00 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 07:55 PM (xhxe8
Nah. A story like this happens and I'll never let it go. I'll be calling Nancy a cucked out fag hag whose cocksucking drunk of a husband gets hammered by Canadian drifters until she dies, no matter what the facts turn out to be.
I've already heard what I need to hear, and I won't be forgetting it any time soon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 08:00 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2022 07:58 PM (Wkr/J)
One year growing up we had a young couple move in next door and the young wife made caramel apples and nobody would take them because it was at the start of the razor blades/apples nonsense. She was soooo sad.
We kids (6 of us) descended on her house in a body and took all she had and she felt better.
Only a few of us bit into razor blades... (joke).
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 08:01 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2022 07:58 PM (Wkr/J)
3912 Arapaho Ln
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 08:01 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 08:01 PM (xhxe8)
https://tinyurl.com/3p8vkrd4
Not sure if Paulie was also in his underwear, but apparently this "nudist from Castro" was let in, got agitated over something, and Paulie retreated and called security from the bathroom.
Posted by: Boswell at October 28, 2022 08:01 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 08:01 PM (Zzbjj)
I've already heard what I need to hear, and I won't be forgetting it any time soon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 08:00 PM (oINRc)
Oddly, I've been calling her that for years, just in case it ever turned out to be true
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 08:01 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 07:58 PM (up/3i)
like walking in the rain and the snow
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 08:01 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 07:59 PM
Might I suggest altering the order of operations?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 08:02 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 08:02 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 08:02 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2022 07:58 PM (Wkr/J)
Luxury!
All we got were dirt clods.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 08:00 PM (AiZBA)
We got balls of razor blades with small apples hidden inside.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 08:03 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 08:03 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 08:03 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 28, 2022 08:03 PM (zm+d5)
Posted by: Ben Had
My grammy made popcorn balls. I loved those. Need to find a recipe, sounds like a good thing to make tomorrow.
Living in the country, we just drove to the homes of old ladies from church, Grandma's house, and 4-H friends. Lots of apples and homemade cookies back then. Candy is so expensive right now, I might give out homemade cookies. Is that still legal?
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 28, 2022 08:03 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 08:01 PM
We made candy apples at my grandmothers house one time that I remember. 1962 or 1963 and all I remember is they stuck to the wax paper and were a biotch to pull off to eat.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2022 08:04 PM (bVYXr)
All we got were dirt clods.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 08:00 PM
I got a rock.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 08:04 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 08:02 PM (Ivdso)
Usually pretty stale, kinda meh unless they were made of Cracker Jack or something.
Me I always hated candy corn.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 08:04 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 08:02 PM (Ivdso)
ice and antibiotics
tada
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 08:04 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 28, 2022 08:04 PM (OX9vb)
When there's nowhere to go..
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 08:03 PM (up/3i)
Thanks for nuthin'. I've got the in my head now.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 08:04 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 08:04 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 08:02 PM (Wnv9h)
Charging head long into danger my friend...
Heh!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 08:04 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 08:05 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: fd at October 28, 2022 08:05 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 08:05 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 28, 2022 08:05 PM (geVLo)
Wrap them individually in plastic.
Find a neighbor's house that isn't home, break in and distribute from there in case one of the kids gets sick from eating too much candy and the parents decide the cookies are to blame.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 28, 2022 08:06 PM (Bd6X8)
Heh!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 08:04 PM
ISWYDT.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 08:06 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 08:02 PM (Ivdso)
Cinderella went to a popcorn ball and had a wonderful time.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 08:06 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 28, 2022 08:07 PM (uGukK)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 08:07 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 08:05 PM (Ivdso)
I saw a guy at a work Halloween dressed as a bride holding a groom in a cage. He had a mannikin top for the bride, and a fake set of legs for the groom and he wore a white skirt for the bottom.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 08:08 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 08:08 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe
---------------
The Roku Channel has that Classic Dr Who channel. I have Farscape on DVD.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2022 08:08 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 08:07 PM (Xrfse)
Downside is you can't say "Trick or Treat"
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 08:09 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Do you like caramel corn? You'll like popcorn balls.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 28, 2022 08:09 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 28, 2022 08:09 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 08:10 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 28, 2022 08:10 PM (lAQH1)
"Following his takeover of Twitter, Tesla CEO Elon Musk reportedly had Tesla engineers review Twitter’s software code and prevented Twitter engineers from making further changes."
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 08:11 PM (V13WU)
We consulted our resident expert on drunken Democrat gay trysts, Andrew Gillum, and he said, "I know Paul Pelosi, Paul Pelosi is a friend (ahem) of mine, and he didn't invite me, so no, it doesn't sound plausible at all. Pay me. Is this mic still on?"
Posted by: ABC News at October 28, 2022 08:11 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Easter Peeps at October 28, 2022 08:11 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2022 08:11 PM (Wkr/J)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 28, 2022 08:09 PM
She Hobbit Johnson is right!
Posted by: RMBS Johnson at October 28, 2022 08:11 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: dartist at October 28, 2022 08:12 PM (9X/y4)
*whispers* give them the brown acid.
Posted by: Joe "big guy" Biden at October 28, 2022 08:13 PM (q7rXv)
Bullocks!
Posted by: Easter Peeps at October 28, 2022 08:11 PM (Xrfse)
Got all you could want...
Posted by: Orange Circus Peanuts at October 28, 2022 08:14 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 08:14 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: dartist at October 28, 2022 08:12 PM (9X/y4)
I loved going out as a hobo. I did it several years in a row.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 08:14 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2022 08:14 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Easter Peeps at October 28, 2022 08:15 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Oldcat
Oldcat, you're killing it tonight. LOL
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 28, 2022 08:15 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at October 28, 2022 08:16 PM (3apjo)
Posted by: b
in fairness, how do you know this?
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 28, 2022 08:16 PM (lAQH1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2022 08:16 PM (PWvcU)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 08:14 PM (lz5hY)
I stayed there too...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 08:16 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Mr. Grouch at October 28, 2022 08:16 PM (l3SW6)
Several times they use the word "lover" in a derogatory way - as in today we'd use mo---f---er. ("That lover went and ...")
Was that just a Hollywood euphemism?
Was "lover" ever a slur?
Did WW2 soldiers use mo----f---er?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 28, 2022 08:16 PM (5rCWs)
Posted by: Oldcat
Oldcat, you're killing it tonight. LOL
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 28, 2022 08:15 PM (OX9vb)
Well thank you kindly April!
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 08:16 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 08:17 PM (lz5hY)
That's inhumane.
Posted by: Easter Peeps
Don't they make Circus Peanuts out of dried our Peeps, crusty candy corn, and old tires? Delicious, no?
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 28, 2022 08:17 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 08:14 PM (AiZBA)
Hobos are always out. How did you dress on Halloween? Underwear and a hammer, I'm guessing?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 08:17 PM (oINRc)
I don't hand out candy, I hand out Brussels sprouts.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 28, 2022 08:19 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 08:14 PM (AiZBA)
Hobos are always out. How did you dress on Halloween? Underwear and a hammer, I'm guessing?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 08:17 PM (oINRc)
Ha! I knew I was going to catch shit for posting that. I'm a giver.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 08:19 PM (AiZBA)
That's inhumane.
Posted by: Easter Peeps
Don't they make Circus Peanuts out of dried our Peeps, crusty candy corn, and old tires? Delicious, no?
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 28, 2022 08:17 PM (ftFVW)
That recipe is more closely guarded than Coke's...
You a burglar, you tricksie hobbit?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 08:19 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 28, 2022 08:17 PM
The deluxe ones, yeah.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 08:19 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 08:20 PM (eGTCV)
Gas prices are going to shoot up, diesel may shoot up more and the trains are going to stop. It's gonna be a nightmare. Biden has done pretty much zero to fix any of these things, he's just made sure the full impact doesn't hit until after the election.
Biden is evil. The Administration is evil and hates America.
Posted by: 29Victor at October 28, 2022 08:20 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 28, 2022 08:20 PM (lAQH1)
Several times they use the word "lover" in a derogatory way - as in today we'd use mo---f---er. ("That lover went and ...")
Was that just a Hollywood euphemism?
Was "lover" ever a slur?
Did WW2 soldiers use mo----f---er?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 28, 2022 08:16 PM (5rCWs)
------------
It's a bowdlerization for the film.
Posted by: Isembard Perinacious Freely at October 28, 2022 08:21 PM (to2dd)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2022 08:21 PM (F7cJA)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 08:20 PM (eGTCV)
Not here in the USA but you? Your screwed.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 08:21 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2022 08:21 PM (to2dd)
Posted by: dartist at October 28, 2022 08:12 PM (9X/y4)
I loved going out as a hobo. I did it several years in a row.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 08:14 PM
You are lucky Ace didn't cull you and make hobo jerky out of you.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2022 08:21 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 08:21 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2022 08:22 PM (Wkr/J)
Posted by: Paco Pacem at October 28, 2022 08:22 PM (9j9ti)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
Certainly not! I have a highly refined palette.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 28, 2022 08:23 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2022 08:21 PM (bVYXr)
*dramatic scary music buildup*
HE DID!
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 08:23 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 08:23 PM (xhxe8)
That's a great headline and not even from a parody site.
https://is.gd/pqi4iL
Hat tip: Don Surber
https://is.gd/Mzp3YW
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 28, 2022 08:23 PM (gv7Yb)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 28, 2022 08:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2022 08:24 PM (4I/2K)
I was an iron lung.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2022 08:24 PM (F7cJA)
>>Gee, they just had the former Twitter CEO speaking on Tucker, and saying the first Amendment means nothing. He sounded like the last guy at a motel off I40 who charged me a $5 key deposit.
When I say this country will be an Hispano-Asian country, that guy is going to be one of the one's in control in 25 years.
So, your and my grandchildren have that to look forward to.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 08:25 PM (up/3i)
That's a great headline and not even from a parody site.
https://is.gd/pqi4iL
Hat tip: Don Surber
https://is.gd/Mzp3YW
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 28, 2022 08:23 PM (gv7Yb)
Ah, those where they decide they are too smart, too wonderful for this evil world and that's why they lost.
Hmmm....doesn't fit with the "gonna steal the election" theme, in 2020 they let the cat out of the bag a few times in anticipation
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 08:25 PM (eoQWY)
"Covid Booster Costume" It's a heart stopper for sure!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2022 08:26 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Ben Had
((Ben Had!)) Keep that usb port open so I can shove one through after I find the recipe.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 28, 2022 08:26 PM (OX9vb)
That's a great headline and not even from a parody site.
https://is.gd/pqi4iL
Hat tip: Don Surber
https://is.gd/Mzp3YW
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 28, 2022 08:23 PM (gv7Yb)
Talk about a picture being worth a thousand words...
#sourpusses
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 08:26 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at October 28, 2022 08:26 PM (+Hs6W)
Scaredy cat
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 08:27 PM (xhxe8)
When I say this country will be an Hispano-Asian country, that guy is going to be one of the one's in control in 25 years.
So, your and my grandchildren have that to look forward to.
in fairness, not going to happen
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 28, 2022 08:27 PM (lAQH1)
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Make it a Muppet costume with the needle.
You'd be a furry with a syringe on top.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2022 08:27 PM (to2dd)
"Covid Booster Costume" It's a heart stopper for sure!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2022 08:26 PM (e6UQI)
I can get a few out of Costume for ya, easy peasy...
Posted by: Stephen Colbert at October 28, 2022 08:28 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 28, 2022 08:28 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 08:28 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 28, 2022 08:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Yes. Vile.
Posted by: 29Victor at October 28, 2022 08:28 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2022 08:27 PM (to2dd)
That is Muldoon-worthy!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 28, 2022 08:28 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 08:28 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Shirtless Darrow at October 28, 2022 08:28 PM (4I/2K)
Gee, they just had the former Twitter CEO speaking on Tucker, and saying the first Amendment means nothing. He sounded like the last guy at a motel off I40 who charged me a $5 key deposit.
Posted by: bill in arkansas
He has enough money to buy many many motels.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2022 08:29 PM (63Dwl)
>>in fairness, not going to happen
What's not going to happen?
this country will be an Hispano-Asian country, that guy is going to be one of the one's in control in 25 years.
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 28, 2022 08:29 PM (lAQH1)
Posted by: Mr. Grouch at October 28, 2022 08:29 PM (l3SW6)
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 08:29 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 08:29 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 08:29 PM (geLO8)
>>that guy is going to be one of the one's in control in 25 years.
Yeah, you're right, it'll be his cousin.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 08:29 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 28, 2022 08:30 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Mr. Grouch at October 28, 2022 08:29 PM (l3SW6)
If the bags are paper, ice is the mean candy man item of choice. Hide inside the candy handful. Delayed response.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 08:30 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 08:28 PM (eGTCV)
—————-
She is a part time substitute teacher. He makes sculptures out of his ear wax. Their budget is 1.5 million dollars.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 28, 2022 08:31 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2022 08:27 PM (to2dd)
That is Muldoon-worthy!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 28, 2022 08:28 PM (PiwSw)
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Sadly, not original by me. It's adapted from an F&SF pun contest from many decades ago.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2022 08:31 PM (to2dd)
I have absolutely no problem with office costume parties. I just choose not to participate. My costume this year is being absent, because I am on vacation.
BTW, Casper the Friendly Ghost was a child who died.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 28, 2022 08:31 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 08:29 PM (geLO
So did we...
Posted by: Pediatric Dental Practices Everywhere at October 28, 2022 08:31 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2022 08:31 PM (G/v5P)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 28, 2022 08:30 PM (DTX3h)
You got almost all of the 'what's left after a week' contents of the stash right there.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 08:31 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2022 08:27 PM
*slow clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 08:32 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2022 08:32 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 08:29 PM (geLO
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Those would rip your molars right out.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2022 08:32 PM (to2dd)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 28, 2022 08:24 PM (x8Wzq)
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Circus peanuts are indeed garbage. OTOH, candy corn is the Food of the Gods.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2022 08:32 PM (cPkwS)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 08:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 08:33 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 08:29 PM (geLO
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Those would rip your molars right out.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2022 08:32 PM (to2dd)
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Pffft. Hold my nuts.
Posted by: Big Hunk at October 28, 2022 08:34 PM (cPkwS)
>>that guy is going to be one of the one's in control in 25 years.
Yeah, you're right, it'll be his cousin.
in fairness, everybody decides that what is is what is going to be, despite the recent and ancient history teachings. facebook is headed for the gutteR, amazon is racing to get there first, and twitter was just freed from indian communists. the soviets are finished, japan never overtook America, and china is headed for the gutter too.
everything is going to be fine, everybody to rinse the gas out of the hair and put away the matches
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 28, 2022 08:34 PM (lAQH1)
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Oh yeah that guy is DEFINITELY ultra-MAGA.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 08:34 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 08:31 PM (eoQWY)
It actually describes, to a T, what's in our candy bowl at the gym...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 08:34 PM (BgMrQ)
I creeped myself out.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 08:34 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 28, 2022 08:35 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 08:33 PM (lz5hY)
yeah the quitting time cycle hoping some tired guy will dump the remaining candy in your bag.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 08:35 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: 29Victor at October 28, 2022 08:35 PM (BJKQV)
They're great.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 08:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Smokin' your stash again are you...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 08:35 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Diaper Joe at October 28, 2022 08:35 PM (Xrfse)
"Just put in in a straw and get it out of here."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2022 08:36 PM (cPkwS)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 08:36 PM (ZLI7S)
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Are they like baseball peanuts?, if so I loved those things. You guys must be used to the good stuff from the south.
Posted by: dartist at October 28, 2022 08:36 PM (9X/y4)
>>everything is going to be fine, everybody to rinse the gas out of the hair and put away the matches
I will dwell on these words while listening to Beatles For Sale.
** Puts on gigantic cans, drops the needle on the record, sits back and drifts away **
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 08:37 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 08:36 PM (ZLI7S)
***wide eyes***
Jack...I detect a little edge to you tonight.
Carry on!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 08:38 PM (BgMrQ)
everything is going to be fine, everybody to rinse the gas out of the hair and put away the matches
Posted by: confederatefifth
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That's a fair accessment.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 28, 2022 08:38 PM (/jZjK)
Circus peanuts have been around longer than you, old man. Who do you think eats them, aliens?
Y'all are some candy snobs.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 08:38 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 08:29 PM (geLO
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Those would rip your molars right out.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2022 08:32 PM (to2dd)
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Pffft. Hold my nuts.
Posted by: Big Hunk at October 28, 2022 08:34 PM (cPkwS)
I had a loose baby tooth pulled out with a Now 'n Later.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 28, 2022 08:38 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 08:34 PM (BgMrQ)
I remember in HS our club got rights to maintain the saddest candy machine in the HS cause the school thought it was a dead end and it would save them time. We looked in it and saw the saddest collection of nonsense peanut mix, mystery crackers. Swapped them out for about 50 percent real candy bars and one or two rows of the cheese crackers and we had to refill every afternoon and made a mint.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 08:39 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2022 08:39 PM (4+bFW)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at October 28, 2022 08:39 PM (+Hs6W)
Several times they use the word "lover" in a derogatory way - as in today we'd use mo---f---er. ("That lover went and ...")
Was that just a Hollywood euphemism?
Was "lover" ever a slur?
Did WW2 soldiers use mo----f---er?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 28, 2022 08:16 PM (5rCWs)
When that movie was made, about the only curse words and semi-curse words allowed in a picture intended for US-wide release to make a lot of money were: Hell, Damn, Crap, and maybe Fart.
Posted by: Gref at October 28, 2022 08:39 PM (AMIL/)
Must've tasted like ass, I don't know of anyone using those for any present day likkers.
*sips blackberry 'shine* But this stuff is gooood!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2022 08:40 PM (e6UQI)
>>everything is going to be fine, everybody to rinse the gas out of the hair and put away the matches
I will dwell on these words while listening to Beatles For Sale.
** Puts on gigantic cans, drops the needle on the record, sits back and drifts away **
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 08:37 PM (up/3i)
Gimme the beat boys and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your rock and roll
And drift away
https://youtu.be/NIuyDWzctgY
Posted by: Dobie Gray at October 28, 2022 08:40 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: dartist at October 28, 2022 08:36 PM (9X/y4)
Prolly not. Circus peanuts are puffy orange boluses of fluff and sugar, and make one pray for anything good in life. Circus peanuts have me praying for Kaboom! cereal.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 28, 2022 08:41 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 08:41 PM (atmen)
I probably couldn't get away with that today.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2022 08:41 PM (cPkwS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 08:42 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 08:39 PM (eoQWY)
I remember when my school put in machines...
The wailing of some karens on the faculty was glorious to behold.
Then again, so was the candy made available.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 08:42 PM (BgMrQ)
I wanna get lost in your rock and roll
And drift away
Posted by: Dobie Gray
Drunken HS party version:
Gimme the meat boys and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your hairy hole
And drift away
*Betcha can't sing it the right way from now on!*
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2022 08:42 PM (F7cJA)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at October 28, 2022 08:43 PM (Xrfse)
** Puts on gigantic cans, drops the needle on the record, sits back and drifts away **
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 08:37 PM (up/3i)
You missed the Beatles bashing earlier today.
Ace had to step in and put a stop to the nonsense.
I like their catalogue up through Revolver.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 08:44 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 08:44 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 28, 2022 08:44 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: dartist at October 28, 2022 08:12 PM (9X/y4)
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Are you sure this cherished childhood memory isn't just an episode of The Little Rascals?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 28, 2022 08:44 PM (Dc2NZ)
I probably couldn't get away with that today.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2022 08:41 PM (cPkwS
Probably not but you would be a shoe in for a Virginia governor.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2022 08:45 PM (4+bFW)
Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2022 08:45 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2022 08:45 PM (CaJIi)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at October 28, 2022 08:45 PM (+Hs6W)
Posted by: Bama Bubba at October 28, 2022 08:46 PM (XjZhF)
Posted by: Grifty Atty at October 28, 2022 08:46 PM (rxm2j)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2022 08:46 PM (cPkwS)
Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2022 08:45 PM (4+bFW)
Look, Cicero can be hard-hearted, but I don't think he has it in him to choke out a newborn.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 08:47 PM (oINRc)
I probably couldn't get away with that today.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2022 08:41 PM (cPkwS
Probably not but you would be a shoe in for a Virginia governor.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2022 08:45 PM (4+bFW)
Or the Canadian Prime Minister.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2022 08:47 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 08:48 PM (xhxe8)
Nancy Pelosi
Maxine Waters
Gretchen Whitmer
Kathy Hochul
Joe Biden
AOC (when in full bug-eye and donkey-teeth mode)
Posted by: Gref at October 28, 2022 08:48 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 28, 2022 08:48 PM (lAQH1)
Don't like candy that's all sugar. Candy corn and cotton candy are just overwhelming sweetness. At least dark chocolate has some bitterness in the chocolate to balance the sugar.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 08:48 PM (1Nxff)
You people have terribly undeveloped pallets.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 08:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2022 08:49 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 28, 2022 08:49 PM (lAQH1)
Posted by: Bama Bubba
He was only there briefly.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2022 08:50 PM (F7cJA)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 08:48 PM (ZLI7S)
They're wooden?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2022 08:50 PM (4I/2K)
Nancy Pelosi
Maxine Waters
Gretchen Whitmer
Kathy Hochul
Joe Biden
AOC (when in full bug-eye and donkey-teeth mode)
Posted by: Gref at October 28, 2022 08:48 PM (AMIL/)
In Kiwiland they go as Jacinda Ardern
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 08:50 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 08:48 PM (ZLI7S)
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Not so. Mine is just crate.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2022 08:50 PM (cPkwS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2022 08:46 PM (cPkwS)
Well today you get one when you buy a boat. They're used as floating keychains.
Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2022 08:51 PM (0OP+5)
One of my favorite Rush jokes: "Did you know Andrea Mitchell (NBC News, Waaashington) is married to Alan Greenspan? That's right, folks... EVERY day is Halloween at that house."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 08:51 PM (oINRc)
>>You missed the Beatles bashing earlier today.
I was actually part of that.
Hey it's okay to not like The Beatles, that's fare, but you are not allowed to call them lame.
Lame compared to what?
Some of the top songs the year before The Beatles hit were..
Hey Paula, My Boy Friends back, Puff The Magic Dragon, Walk Like A Man, etc.
I mean I actually like all of those songs and I wouldn't call them lame, they were of their time.
The Beatles influenced culture, art, music and fashion for a decade and have had a lasting impact on music.
The only band that could even be considered an equivalent was Nirvana but they were part of a whole movement so aren't a perfect analog.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 08:51 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at October 28, 2022 08:51 PM (+Hs6W)
Posted by: JackStraw
>In fairness, never tried one. I gagged down an Easter peep once. That was enough.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 28, 2022 08:52 PM (geVLo)
He's a lawyer. They teach that in year 2 of law school.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 08:52 PM (ZLI7S)
Guess you can add circus peanuts and Peeps to the too-much-sugar list.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 08:52 PM (1Nxff)
Heh. Miss ya bigly, Rush.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 08:53 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Bama Bubba at October 28, 2022 08:46 PM (XjZhF)
He looked like the typical 2 AM visitor to the Pelosi house.
God knows what rituals are performed in there to appease the demons Nancy has at her service to keep Squad members mostly in line, and to keep Nancy's skin from falling off like scales when she's out in daylight.
Posted by: Gref at October 28, 2022 08:53 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 28, 2022 08:52 PM (geVLo)
Those things are so stale they taste like they were dug out of Tut's grave in Egypt.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 08:54 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2022 08:54 PM (F7cJA)
God knows what rituals are performed in there to appease the demons Nancy has at her service to keep Squad members mostly in line, and to keep Nancy's skin from falling off like scales when she's out in daylight.
Posted by: Gref at October 28, 2022 08:53 PM (AMIL/)
________
Check the crawlspace.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 08:55 PM (1Nxff)
Boxcar Willy and Slim Whitman don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 08:55 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at October 28, 2022 08:55 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV
Born in Babylonia, moved to Arizona
King Tut!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2022 08:56 PM (F7cJA)
>>Boxcar Willy and Slim Whitman don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.
There's also Hank Williams Sr. to contend with.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 08:57 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 28, 2022 08:57 PM (C1rbv)
Boxcar Willy and Slim Whitman don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 08:55 PM (atmen)
Both those guys did honorable service in our military.
Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2022 08:58 PM (0OP+5)
https://youtu.be/YgDRlXjKTaA
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 28, 2022 08:59 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse
In fairness, if he were trying to do so he would have hired competent staff not a bunch of angry 30 an 40 year old women that think everything works because you say so
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 28, 2022 08:59 PM (lAQH1)
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Lol, ohhhtay!
Posted by: dartist at October 28, 2022 08:59 PM (9X/y4)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 28, 2022 08:59 PM (C1rbv)
Making train whistle noise blowing into a box of Good and Plenty.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 28, 2022 09:00 PM (rxm2j)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 08:51 PM (up/3i)
Kraftwerk enters the thread...
Posted by: goozer at October 28, 2022 09:00 PM (nQJfz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 28, 2022 09:00 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 28, 2022 09:00 PM (C1rbv)
Posted by: Mr. Grouch at October 28, 2022 09:01 PM (l3SW6)
I don’t remember the music, but at least the jokes were entertaining.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 09:02 PM (atmen)
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 09:02 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 28, 2022 09:00 PM (u73oe)
Heh. I had my kids convinced that the "word" tang-tang was worse than the F word. They were flummoxed for years. Being a dad has it's perks.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 09:02 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 09:02 PM (geLO
Yeah, but there are ways around it.
Posted by: Mark David Chapman at October 28, 2022 09:03 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: CppThis at October 28, 2022 09:03 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 09:02 PM (geLO
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If you play a Beatles album backwards you’ll hear Paul is dead. If you play it forwards you’ll hear shitty music.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 28, 2022 09:04 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: D
in fairness, the disturbing thing is that knowig that they gave the butter fingers you
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 28, 2022 09:04 PM (lAQH1)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 28, 2022 09:00 PM (C1rbv)
My kinda people...
Posted by: Good Old Charlie of the MTA at October 28, 2022 09:05 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 28, 2022 09:05 PM (xPl2J)
Here is a recap from my research efforts:
1. There was 1 hammer, the underwear bandit wrestled it from Pauly to whack him. Why Pauly had a hammer to protect himself versus the 85 security guards the most likely have remains a mystery.
2. A “well being check” is SF parlance for big emergency, huge problem, it is their highest level of call because you can’t say crime in progress, that is racist.
Questions remain: How did a guy in his undies get past all the flipping security? Also, he did not break the glass with a hammer if he didn’t have the hammer to start, so this report makes no sense.
Has Nancy flown home in a panicked rush? Because if not, this story will be gone by tomorrow and Pauly will have his own nanny to stop him from being less than discrete with his foibles.
Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2022 09:05 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 28, 2022 09:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 28, 2022 09:05 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 09:06 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 28, 2022 09:00 PM (u73oe)
Heh. I had my kids convinced that the "word" tang-tang was worse than the F word. They were flummoxed for years. Being a dad has it's perks.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 09:02 PM (AiZBA)
For years I had my kids convinced that the light blue VW bug that Bandit and The Snowman passed on the Georgia highway was me, caught up in the filming. Yes, being a dad is great fun!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2022 09:06 PM (4I/2K)
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Because the "hammer" was sparkly purple silicone and shaped like a penis?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 28, 2022 09:06 PM (Dc2NZ)
One of the great things about living in NY when I did as a kid was the annual visit of the Ringling Brothers and Barnum Bailey Circus. Complete with circus peanuts.
It wasn't until years later I discovered Ringling Brothers was headquartered in Florida and then Florida Man made complete sense to me.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 09:06 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 09:07 PM (atmen)
her security follows her, not her address in SF
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 09:07 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse
In fairness, if he were trying to do so he would have hired competent staff not a bunch of angry 30 an 40 year old women that think everything works because you say so
Posted by: confederatefifth
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I disagree with this assumption, but do believe you've got some points made. As a whole, the junta/fed/whatever you want to call it is actually making great strides to destroy what was "America."
To be sure, it won't return to what I remember it was in my lifetime. Under those circumstances the current administration is being pretty successful. 30 or 40 old retards in charge or not.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2022 09:08 PM (BFigT)
Elliot Page is ready to tell his life story as one of Hollywood's most famous transgender people! The actor has an upcoming memoir in the works that will give his fans a closer glimpse at his transition journey.
Elliot Page’s Upcoming Memoir Is Titled 'Pageboy'
According to the Associated Press, Page is currently working on a memoir titled 'Pageboy' set for release sometime in 2023. Flatiron Books will publish the book. They released a statement, giving fans a scope of what to expect from the memoir.
"The memoir will delve into Page's relationship with his body, his experiences as one of the most famous trans people in the world, and will cover mental health, assault, love, relationships, sex, and the cesspool that Hollywood can be."
[perhaps he will delve into his relationship with his vajajay, unless it got turned inside out and they sewed a wee little black eyed button on the tip of what was his cervix]
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 28, 2022 09:08 PM (kFrCu)
>The Beatles became stale when I was about 13 years old.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 28, 2022 09:08 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 09:06 PM (ZLI7S)
***contemplates statement***
***nods head in understanding***
Posted by: Good Old Charlie of the MTA at October 28, 2022 09:09 PM (BgMrQ)
her security follows her, not her address in SF
Security doesn't help when the assailant was let into the house by the resident.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 28, 2022 09:09 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2022 09:09 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 28, 2022 09:10 PM (lAQH1)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2022 09:10 PM (4I/2K)
Boxcar Willy and Slim Whitman don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.
Are you trying to send us in a new direction?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2022 09:10 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 09:10 PM (up/3i)
Be aware before you purchase another vehicle from them.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2022 09:10 PM (IyrhE)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 09:10 PM (BgMrQ)
I disagree with this assumption, but do believe you've got some points made. As a whole, the junta/fed/whatever you want to call it is actually making great strides to destroy what was "America."
To be sure, it won't return to what I remember it was in my lifetime. Under those circumstances the current administration is being pretty successful. 30 or 40 old retards in charge or not.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
---------------------------------
As Jack Staw's article said, it'll never be as it was.
But that doesn't mean it won't be better.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 28, 2022 09:11 PM (/jZjK)
her security follows her, not her address in SF
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 09:07 PM (geLO
Maybe so, but if they've not got someone watching the husband that would be incredibly stoopid. Think about it...RussiaRussiaRussia or some other villain of the month kidnaps him to make the de facto leader of the legislative branch do their bidding.
Posted by: CppThis at October 28, 2022 09:11 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 28, 2022 09:12 PM (lAQH1)
Last one was a Saturn, so that shouldn't be a problem.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 28, 2022 09:12 PM (Bd6X8)
Oh no!....anyway...
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2022 09:12 PM (eOEVl)
I'm thinking that were you to go through the whole of the Beatles catalog, you could likely pick out ten or so songs that'd be more-or-less to your liking. Not necessarily their "hits", either.
That's how widely varied the range of their work over the years. Something for damn near everyone. But to be sure, their appeal become more selective 'bout the time Sgt. Pepper made the charts. Some hits? To be sure. Clunkers, too.
They should've produced more George Harrison tracks, btw. Some of the best Beatles songs were from Harrsion's pen.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2022 09:12 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 28, 2022 09:13 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 28, 2022 09:14 PM (lAQH1)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 28, 2022 09:12 PM (lAQH1)
*types*
*deletes*
If a wise man has an argument with a fool, the fool only rages and laughs, and there is no quiet. - Proverbs 29:9
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 09:15 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2022 09:15 PM (bW8dp)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2022 09:12 PM (e6UQI)
As an internet buddy of mine likes to say, George Harrison was the only good Beatle,
Posted by: Robert at October 28, 2022 09:15 PM (1Yy3c)
The only way it makes sense:
a homosexual tryst, the perp was invited in.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 28, 2022 09:15 PM (/6wX0)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 28, 2022 09:15 PM (uz3Px)
Yes, her security detail follows her, but in my quest to find answers to this I learned this house has security to include off duty officers. I am sure Nancy would prefer that had not been a thing in the new what with her defund the police kente cloth perfomatve art. Maybe they laid them off in cost cutting measures due to ice cream over spend?
Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2022 09:15 PM (ZdaMQ)
Now, let’s talk classical composers…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 09:16 PM (atmen)
Are you telling me that someone worth $400M and living in the middle of an urban area, and connected to the third most powerful person in the country....doesn't have security? Answers the door himself in the middle of the night? Pffffft. I'll bet they have monkey butlers. Or Fetterman answers the door. "You rang?".
Clearly this was Senor Pelosi having some fun while the old bag is out of the city.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2022 09:16 PM (eOEVl)
If a wise man has an argument with a fool, the fool only rages and laughs, and there is no quiet. - Proverbs 29:9
Posted by: N
in fairness, you should have just said don't start nothin' won't be nothin
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 28, 2022 09:16 PM (lAQH1)
>>Now, let’s talk classical composers…
Gustav Holst was a musical genius and ahead of his time.
--
John Williams
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 09:17 PM (up/3i)
all I can say with certainty is, there is much we don't know/aren't being told about this incident
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 09:17 PM (geLO8)
That's how widely varied the range of their work over the years. Something for damn near everyone. But to be sure, their appeal become more selective 'bout the time Sgt. Pepper made the charts. Some hits? To be sure. Clunkers, too.
They should've produced more George Harrison tracks, btw. Some of the best Beatles songs were from Harrsion's pen.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2022 09:12 PM (e6UQI)
Their early tracks got a good bit of play down and back from Texas.
It fits my vocal range...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 09:17 PM (BgMrQ)
https://tinyurl.com/39yveeyk
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 28, 2022 09:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
One of my favorites. I heard George Harrison had died on my way to Dallas NRD. I was on recruiting duty and driving a GSA vehicle, they were playing songs like this and I just blew out those cheap Taurus speakers.
Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2022 09:18 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 09:16 PM (atmen)
*Unzips pants*
*Slams dick onto the table*
Posted by: Beethoven at October 28, 2022 09:18 PM (1Yy3c)
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Listen to some contemporary movie scores (Conan, Braveheart) and you realize that he gets ripped off a lot
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 09:18 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: The Zombie Beatles at October 28, 2022 09:18 PM (Xrfse)
Then why hasn't the Babylon Bee been reinstated yet?
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 28, 2022 09:18 PM (xPl2J)
It's like how Dave Grohl was trapped in Nirvana, til Courtney whacked Kurt, anyway. I figured he looked at his band mates every day thinking "WTF am I *doing* here?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 09:18 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2022 09:19 PM (bW8dp)
To be sure, it won't return to what I remember it was in my lifetime. Under those circumstances the current administration is being pretty successful. 30 or 40 old retards in charge or not.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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the flaw in the logic is the flaw behind all Evil endeavors; Evil seeks destruction because it fancies that makes it equal to He who Created. But that is a lie; destruction is always easy, it requires nothing but sloth and stupidity, and at best only slightly accelerates those things that would happen in this mortal world anyways.
It is no source of pride to claim great "success" in idiocy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 09:20 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 28, 2022 09:20 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 09:18 PM (geLO
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I thought the Conan score ripped off Prokofiev.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 28, 2022 09:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 09:16 PM (atmen)
*Unzips pants*
*Slams dick onto the table*
Posted by: Beethoven at October 28, 2022 09:18 PM (1Yy3c)
HAHAHAHAHAHA...
***golf clap***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 09:20 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2022 09:19 PM (bW8dp)
They still haven't tweeted anything since March.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 28, 2022 09:20 PM (xPl2J)
Antonio Salieri is highly overlooked, but I still prefer Kari Lake in a tight dress.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 28, 2022 09:20 PM (qH6FZ)
We can say with certainty that typing on my iPad leads to really dumb typos. Forgive them, poor favor!
Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2022 09:20 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Beethoven at October 28, 2022 09:18 PM (1Yy3c)
Never get into a dick contest with a man who fathered 20 children, my friend.
Posted by: Johann Sebastian Bach at October 28, 2022 09:21 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 28, 2022 07:33 PM (DTX3h)
There was a stray kitty at the hotel bar today. Tabby, very friendly. Sat on my lap, sat on my shoulder, purring like there was not tomorrow. I already have one cat, or else i would have adopted her. Barmaid has put an ad out looking for home for it. It is a sweet little cat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2022 09:21 PM (MbTo4)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 09:21 PM (atmen)
>>*Unzips pants* *Slams dick onto the table*
** Johan Sebastian Bach has entered the chat **
++ Looks over shoulder for Muldoon, RUNS!! ++
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 09:22 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Carmina Miranda at October 28, 2022 09:22 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2022 09:22 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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They were friends. (Shrugs). Your right though. Grohl had the talent the other two didn't have. The first Foo Fighters album was pretty much all David Grohl, more or less.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2022 09:23 PM (sAmhv)
a homosexual tryst, the perp was invited in.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 28, 2022 09:15 PM (/6wX0)
absolutely . It's freakin' obvious.
between this incident and the drunk driving, ol' Paul may be slipping into early dementia. His decision making seems... compromised, shall we say.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 09:23 PM (r46W7)
As the saying goes, I would stick that so hard that whoever pulled me out would become King of England.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2022 09:24 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 28, 2022 09:24 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 09:24 PM (oINRc)
>>Now, let’s talk classical composers…
Gustav Holst was a musical genius and ahead of his time.
--
John Williams
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 09:17 PM (up/3i)
The Planets.
Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2022 09:25 PM (0OP+5)
>>The first Foo Fighters album was pretty much all David Grohl, more or less.
No it was all him, when he decided he wanted to tour the album, he was like shit, I guess I gotta get some band mates. F***KKK!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 09:25 PM (up/3i)
Now you understand why the car accident story was buried so fast.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 28, 2022 09:25 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 09:21 PM (atmen)
Jerry Goldsmith was better! Jerry Goldsmith was better!
Posted by: A Trek Fan at October 28, 2022 09:25 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 09:26 PM (atmen)
ok?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 28, 2022 09:26 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 09:27 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2022 09:27 PM (+4oV5)
I just….sigh…do they have mirrors in dem households?
Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2022 09:27 PM (ZdaMQ)
Plus Bach was a decent human being who held a steady job and raised a gigantic pack of (mostly) well-adjusted children.
Beethoven was kind of a shithead. Not as much of a shithead as Wagner, mind you, but pretty shitheaded.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2022 09:27 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Y
in fairness, it is an audrey hepburn vs raquel welch thing, audrey is a classical, beautiful woman, raquel will ride you hard, put you away wet, and you are going to have to get someboyd to get the bedsheet out of your ass after she blows you. bach is audrey
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 28, 2022 09:28 PM (lAQH1)
Are you trying to send us in a new direction?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
>Sometimes you need to get into the weeds with a scythe. It's Halloween, baby, and those hobos are prowling in the shadows.!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 28, 2022 09:28 PM (geVLo)
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They have money, he can do what he wants, probably for a long time. He'll get careless again, watch and see.
Posted by: dartist at October 28, 2022 09:28 PM (9X/y4)
Posted by: lowandslow at October 28, 2022 09:28 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 09:27 PM (up/3i)
I can. He's one hell of a musician.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 09:29 PM (oINRc)
>>Now, let’s talk classical composers…
Gustav Holst was a musical genius and ahead of his time.
--
John Williams
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 09:17 PM (up/3i)
The Planets.
Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2022 09:25 PM (0OP+5)
Holst, Mussorgsky, Aaron Copeland, and Stravinsky were arguably the base on which all great 20th Century film scores were built. Saint Saens and Debussy also deserve a mention.
Posted by: A Trek Fan at October 28, 2022 09:29 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 09:29 PM (AiZBA)
I can't even approach playing anything of his because it always ends up sounding like stride piano as I try to hit the chords.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 09:29 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 09:29 PM (atmen)
>>Classical music is the Looney Tunes music, right?
Ok zoomer, go listen to your One Direction and Bach Street Boys.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 09:30 PM (up/3i)
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They have money, he can do what he wants, probably for a long time. He'll get careless again, watch and see.
If he gets careless and hurts himself, no problem. Looks like he's determined to go in an unintended yet spectacular fashion and involve others, unfortunately.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 28, 2022 09:31 PM (Bd6X8)
https://youtu.be/8a2o_26Uf6Q
Posted by: Sloop Girl Lisa Leonard Dalton at October 28, 2022 09:31 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: A Trek Fan at October 28, 2022 09:31 PM (r46W7)
Now, let’s talk classical composers…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 09:16 PM (atmen)
_________
Mahler sucks. 10 symphonies of "Oh my God! I'm dying!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 09:31 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2022 09:27 PM (+4oV5)
Howdy Ladyl...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 09:31 PM (BgMrQ)
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Yeah, he was mentally ill. I'm not sure it counts as shit headed if you can't control it. But no, he was not a nice man. And he like most madmen, he was really filthy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 09:31 PM (oINRc)
Go back and get the kitty! You can have more than 1 kitty! I myself have 2 very big, wild maniac furry faces! They are super entertaining and love each other (most of the time) now.
Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2022 09:32 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 09:32 PM (LRhmV)
-A Austrian doing Bach voice in Terminator
Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2022 09:33 PM (0OP+5)
https://tinyurl.com/4ss8t3e6
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 09:33 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 09:33 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 28, 2022 09:34 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 09:34 PM (atmen)
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Rachmaninoff is one of my favorites. I used to make a point of going to CSO when they would play him.
Speaking of which... What are some good orchestras in the South?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 09:34 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 09:34 PM (geLO8)
The evidence in the record shows that Defendants' objective is deterring supposed illegal voting and illegal ballot harvesting. Ms. Jennings' social media posts demonstrate that she believes the presence of her volunteers alone would convey messages to these supposed "ballot mules." The message is that persons who attempt to break Arizona's anti-ballot harvesting law will be exposed. On this record, therefore, the Court finds that a reasonable observer could interpret the conduct as conveying some sort of message, regardless of whether the message has any objective merit.
Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2022 09:34 PM (X5CsJ)
On YouTube I recently stumbled across shows of the British "Ready Steady Go!" live series from the early Sixties. If you want to see very early, live performances of The Beatles, Rolling Stones, and every other top British group and solo performer from 1963-1966, do a search for that show on YouTube. It was done in a small studio so it's always a crazy scene. Most of the songs were lip-synced but it's still fun watching The Beatles clowning-around between songs and Jagger and Richards looking like they are too young to shave.
Posted by: Gref at October 28, 2022 09:34 PM (AMIL/)
unfortunately, he is an utterly untamed personality, who is not altogether in the wrong if he finds the world detestable, but he thereby does not make it more enjoyable either for himself or others."
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 09:35 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 28, 2022 09:35 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: Floridachick at October 28, 2022 09:35 PM (AOtH0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 09:35 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 09:35 PM (LRhmV)
I lived in Boston for many years and I was right across the street from the Esplanade which is a park that runs much of the length of the Charles River. It's also where an amphitheater called the Hatch Shell is located.
They put on things like free movies every week and all sorts of free concerts including the Boston Pops every 4th of July with amazing fireworks. John Williams was the conductor of the Pops for many of those years and one night he brought them and did his movie scores. Lots of them. It was awesome.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 09:35 PM (ZLI7S)
And that's why I can't stand his stuff. It's pyrotechnics, not music. "Let's see how many notes per minute I can play".
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2022 09:35 PM (eOEVl)
What are some good orchestras in the South?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 09:34 PM (oINRc)
__________
Atlanta, Houston, Dallas, Nashville
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 09:36 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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He did the background sounds for 'Quake'. I think. Haven't played Quake in ages but I read he was involved with the sound. I don't recall any music in Quake.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2022 09:37 PM (sAmhv)
If I ever start Variations on a theme by Paganini, I can't stop until I hear it all the way through. (17 minutes, iirc) It's my personal favorite.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 09:37 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Carmina Miranda at October 28, 2022 09:22 PM (eOEVl)
It will now be my goal to fit these lyrics to Carmina Burana:
O Tico-Tico tá!
Tá outra vez aqui!
O Tico-Tico tá comendo meu fubá. .
O Tico-Tico tem!
tem que se alimentar!
Que vá comer umas minhocas no pomar
https://inv.bp.projectsegfau.lt/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2022 09:37 PM (xhaym)
https://youtu.be/YqUidIQ9j8w
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 28, 2022 09:37 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 09:36 PM (1Nxff)
Thx.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 09:38 PM (oINRc)
What are some good orchestras in the South?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 09:34 PM (oINRc)
__________
Atlanta, Houston, Dallas, Nashville
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 09:36 PM (1Nxff)
Atlanta Rhythm Section
Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2022 09:38 PM (0OP+5)
Well, we wouldn't want to send a message that the law should not be broken, now would we?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 09:38 PM (LRhmV)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 28, 2022 09:38 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 28, 2022 09:38 PM (/6wX0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 09:39 PM (U2p+3)
>>Rachmaninoff is one of my favorites.
I always liked his Prelude in C Sharp Minor
Almost veers into being too overwrought but he brings it back..
https://tinyurl.com/ybn4ogpk
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 09:39 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 09:35 PM (LRhmV)
She's finished in politics. She'll just go to some NGO or Romney organization; maybe MSNBC will have her guest host. But she'll never hold elective office again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 09:40 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Flight of the Circus Peanut Bumblebee at October 28, 2022 09:40 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2022 09:41 PM (gJagN)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 28, 2022 09:38 PM (/6wX0)
The "Adventures of Robinhood" wouldn't be the same without his score...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 09:41 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Beethoven didn't have any children?
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 28, 2022 09:41 PM (/jZjK)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 09:39 PM (U2p+3)
The '30s movie "Midsummer Night's Dream" with Micky Rooney begins with the Mendelssohn MSND Overture. It is magical.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 09:41 PM (AiZBA)
Should be fun.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 09:41 PM (up/3i)
Paul Pelosi called the cops. He told the cops there was an unknown male in the house and he's going to wait for his wife. Also his name is David and he's a friend.
So the sequence of events now is a guy breaks into the back door with a hammer after 2am. Pelosi, being a dumbass, goes to investigate. He talks to the intruder. He is able to call the cops and communicate some information, including that he's a friend or friendly? He then reengages the intruder before the cops come. At some point both have the hammer or each has a hammer. The cops get there, and the intruder hits Paul.
https://bit.ly/3sHA6VK
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 09:42 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 09:34 PM (atmen)
Raw emotion gets you rap.
Which is Not Music. At all.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2022 09:42 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2022 09:42 PM (4I/2K)
@demianbulwa
David DePape reportedly told Paul Pelosi he would wait in the home for Nancy Pelosi:
"RP stated there's a male in the home and that he's going to wait for his wife. RP stated that he doesn't know who the male is but he advised that his name is David and that he is a friend."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2022 09:43 PM (IyrhE)
Posted by: Flight of the Circus Peanut Bumblebee at October 28, 2022 09:43 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 09:43 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at October 28, 2022 09:44 PM (pXkXl)
Thanks, Ace!
Posted by: Lola at October 28, 2022 09:44 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 28, 2022 09:41 PM (/jZjK)
There's a good chance that Beethoven died a virgin.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2022 09:44 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2022 09:44 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 09:44 PM (geLO8)
https://bit.ly/3sHA6VK
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 09:42 PM (i0wNm)
so it only took them 24 hours to come up with that cover story, nice work.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 09:44 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2022 09:45 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Flight of the Circus Peanut Bumblebee at October 28, 2022 09:45 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 28, 2022 09:45 PM (nxdel)
Also, the Elgar Cello Concerto.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2022 09:46 PM (gJagN)
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2022 09:47 PM (MxrV/)
At one point she asked if the allocation of liabilities in the tax return were correct, and I told her that I suspected that rejiggering things would not change the result, take time, and be billed.
She got a delighted look on her face and said I was right and that she charged $260/hr.
I think she was happy that I figured it out without hints.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2022 09:47 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 09:47 PM (atmen)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 28, 2022 09:49 PM (/6wX0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 09:34 PM (atmen)
Ahhh Bach
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2022 09:49 PM (MxrV/)
https://tinyurl.com/sadbknd
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 09:49 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: That guy who always asks... at October 28, 2022 09:49 PM (Xrfse)
This is based on the radio communication between police dispatch and responding cops. From what I understand, a police radio enthusiast recording system captured the chatter.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 09:50 PM (i0wNm)
A tailor made Hadrian thumb-drive, of let's say THE FIFTY most essential classical pieces a Moron or 'Ette ought to know.
Not a multi-hundred or thousand track job, but the Reader's Digest version, providing a solid grounding in a baseline of Musical Civilization at it's pre-amplification finest. Even better if there were a short paragraph or two for each track. The artist, the story about the work itself, and some bits of where it's showed up in the post-classical world. (lotta Looney Tunes, in there, natch?)
But yeah. Classical Appreciation 101 for Teh Horde. Here's my $10. Now, shaddup n' take my money!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2022 09:51 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2022 09:52 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2022 09:10 PM (IyrhE)
I have never bought a vehicle from them. I have several GM vehicles, but all were bought used, and built before Obama wrecked the company.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2022 09:52 PM (nX/kU)
I'd link but then I'd get hell from ace for untiny unshrunken link thingys.
Posted by: Lola at October 28, 2022 09:52 PM (NIYa7)
Yikes. Were there french benefits involved?
Posted by: That guy who always asks... at October 28, 2022 09:49 PM (Xrfse)
-------------------------------
That's a lot more than in town!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2022 09:52 PM (uPgE/)
Johann Sebastian had a Bach ache.
Franz wasn't on the Liszt.
Joseph was Haydn.
Frederic had to go Chopin.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2022 09:53 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: bonhomme
so- the attacker and victim know each other-
verrrry interesting
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 09:53 PM (geLO8)
@RNCResearch 1h
What's going on here?
https://tinyurl.com/mrxktcsd
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2022 09:53 PM (IyrhE)
I guess that was just a lot of horseshit.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 28, 2022 09:54 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2022 09:54 PM (MxrV/)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2022 09:54 PM (bW8dp)
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Oh. Well in that case, Mussorgsky, 'The Great Gate of Kiev'...excuse me 'Kyiv'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2022 09:55 PM (bJHK5)
Posted by: Lola at October 28, 2022 09:56 PM (NIYa7)
verrrry interesting
Either that or Paul inexplicably talked to the intruder instead of locking himself in a room, holding a gun, ready to shoot if the guy broke through.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 09:56 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: polynikes
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Hundreds of thousands, chump.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 28, 2022 09:56 PM (bJHK5)
"12 hours is an eternity in politics."
from Stuff Nixon Said, Vol I
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 09:56 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 09:56 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2022 09:56 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 09:57 PM (atmen)
Once it got to the 90's it became angry and regressive.
Now it's just them literally babbling the same hook over an Atlanta Trap Beat for three solid minutes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 09:57 PM (up/3i)
Once it got to the 90's it became angry and regressive.
Now it's just them literally babbling the same hook over an Atlanta Trap Beat for three solid minutes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 09:57 PM (up/3i)
I object!
Posted by: Shirtless Darrow at October 28, 2022 09:58 PM (4I/2K)
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"OMG, if he takes one more step, I'll have to do work!!!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 09:58 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 28, 2022 09:59 PM (atmen)
But it is Not. Music.
It can be made into music, of course. Witness the Nina Gordon cover of "Straight Outta Compton". A must-hear, if you haven't:
https://tinyurl.com/3ruww384
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2022 09:59 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2022 09:52 PM (0OP+5)
Done that.
Much better experience than seeing Alien stoned...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 09:59 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2022 10:01 PM (JFJ0Q)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2022 10:01 PM (IyrhE)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 10:01 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Shirtless Darrow at October 28, 2022 10:02 PM (4I/2K)
Now the online rants I want to know more about as well as who was on this supposed list. Are they all dems?
Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2022 10:02 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: CppThis at October 28, 2022 10:02 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: That guy who always asks... at October 28, 2022 09:49 PM (Xrfse)
Settling an estate. I am happy to pay it to get it off my plate
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2022 10:03 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Fetterman Lump at October 28, 2022 10:17 PM (QSPZM)
I feel the storm, my enemies weep.
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