Biden to Campaign for John Fetterman;<br>Obama to Campaign for His Morbid Growth

Biden to Campaign for John Fetterman;
Obama to Campaign for His Morbid Growth

President Biden and former President Obama will barnstorm the Philadelphia and Pittsburgh areas on Nov. 5 with the party's nominees for Pennsylvania governor and Senate, according to a Democrat with direct knowledge of the plans.
Why it matters: In the final days before the midterms, Democrats are deploying their party's biggest assets in Pennsylvania. The state, which was critical to Biden's 2020 election victory, could determine control of the Senate next year.
Lt. Gov. John Fetterman is locked in a close Senate race with Republican Mehmet Oz, while the current attorney general, Josh Shapiro, has maintained a lead over state Sen. Doug Mastriano in the governor's race.
The big picture: While Biden has been forgoing large political rallies that became the signature midterm political move for his predecessors, he has made several trips this year to Pennsylvania, where Fetterman hasn't shied away from appearing with him.
On Oct. 28, Biden and Vice President Harris will fundraise with Fetterman at a Pennsylvania Democratic Party dinner. Biden visited the state last week as well.
Biden flipped Pennsylvania from red to blue in 2020 and feels like he has a fingertip feel for the state, where he based his campaign.
But Biden has avoided other states where Democratic incumbents are locked in tight races, like in Nevada and Arizona.
The president said last week he's gotten "16 or 18" requests to campaign with candidates around the country, but he has no other campaign travel scheduled this week aside from Pennsylvania.

He got 200 billion, no 200 thousand, no 200 million campaign appearance requests. COUNT, KID, COUNT!

And what's this about campaigning for Shapiro? I thought Shapiro had it locked up, huh?

Not at all. Not. At. All:

@IAPolls2022

PENNSYLVANIA POLL By Rasmussen
SENATE
(D) John Fetterman 45% (+2)
(R) Mehmet Oz 43%
GOVERNOR
(D) Josh Shapiro 43%
(R) Doug Mastriano 40%
PA Generic Ballot: 45R-44D (R+1)

Winning the governorship would obviously be a huge bulwark against Democrat vote irregularities in 2024.

RedState accuses Karl Rove's PAC of running a stealth campaign in favor of the Democrat Josh Shapiro, by contrasting his record on crime favorably with Fetterman's. The ad is supposedly attacking Fetterman for being soft-on-murder -- but only does so by praising the Democrat candidate for governor as being tough and sensible on crime.

That feels like a very Karl Rove thing to do.

I spoke with former Senate candidate Kathy Barnette, who lost to Dr. Oz in the primaries after a deceptive smear campaign against her led by Fox News host Sean Hannity and former Acting Director of National Intelligence Ric Grenell. She said:

This ad is such a blatant display of the Republican "machine's" hypocrisy. They, the Establishment, turn to Conservatives and demand that we line up behind the Republican ticket whether we agree with the slate or not. They tell us to "Hold our nose" and vote if we have to. Yet, in these waning hours we see the "machine" now openly attack a strong Conservative, Doug Mastriano in the gubernatorial race in PA. This is blatant disrespect, and a clear picture of just how the establishment views their Conservative base... with contempt."
So why would this Super PAC try to ensure that Mastriano loses?
The answer is simple. He represents everything the establishment despises. He's an America First candidate who dares to question the outcome of the 2020 presidential election. Mastriano has nothing in common with the squishy Romney types preferred by Rove and other irrelevant remnants from the neocon era.

CNN has Fetterman ahead of Oz by five but they're a joke.

InteractivePolls
@IAPolls2022
2022 October Polling Accuracy: CNN

This pollster Overstated Dem support by 8.8 points in PA, by 9.2 points in MI and by 7.3 points in WI
PA: Biden +10 vs Biden +1.2 actual Result
WI: Biden +8 vs Biden +0.7
MI: Biden +12 vs Biden +2.8

Everyone else has it as a tie, or +2 to John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth (or +1 for each of them). That is obviously inside the margin of error and most likely an effect of Democrat oversampling.

You know who has seen polls that don't show Fetterman ahead? Joe Biden and Barack Obama, obviously.

At the height of the 2020 BLM protests, JOHN FETTERMAN excused and downplayed the lawlessness — saying “the protests and anger and everything is understandable.” pic.twitter.com/RxvSzKTUqC
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) October 24, 2022

Suddenly all of the Democrats and "Republicans" like Niccole Wallace are very, very afraid of Vote Fraud.

So afraid of Vote Fraud is Niccole Wallace that she wants foreign countries to send monitors to make sure that Republicans aren't rigging the vote:

MSNBC's Nicolle Wallace wants foreign governments to interfere in our elections pic.twitter.com/yrDF3LNKLc
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) October 24, 2022

Gee that sounds like pre-emptive Election Denialism doesn't it?

Posted by: Ace at 05:56 PM

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1 President Biden and former President Obama will barnstorm the Philadelphia and Pittsburgh areas on Nov. 5 with the party's nominees for Pennsylvania governor and Senate, according to a Democrat with direct knowledge of the plans.
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They called in a ringer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a coP!) at October 24, 2022 05:58 PM (z9jNk)

2 sock fix

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 24, 2022 05:58 PM (z9jNk)

3 What, Hillary wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 24, 2022 05:58 PM (kEjR6)

4 Good evening, horde!

Home at last!

I'll call the others.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 24, 2022 05:58 PM (OX9vb)

5 The eagles are the eagles....

//Festerman

Posted by: sven at October 24, 2022 05:58 PM (Lzpvj)

6 1 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a coP!) at October 24, 2022 05:58 PM (z9jNk)

Wasn't the ringer a Hollywood documentary about an asshole leftist pretending to be a tard?

Posted by: sven at October 24, 2022 05:59 PM (Lzpvj)

7 Turdblossoms gonna Turdblossom.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 24, 2022 05:59 PM (up/3i)

8 Why it matters: In the final days before the midterms, Democrats are deploying their party's biggest assets in Pennsylvania. The state, which was critical to Biden's 2020 election victory, could determine control of the Senate next year.
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Nice wording, for them to include Biden in the list of "biggest assets." As if.

Is it worrying that their "biggest asset" is a former president who hollowed out the Party and whose team is disastrously running things from Kalorama?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 24, 2022 05:59 PM (z9jNk)

9 I can't wait to see the end of Festerman and his growth. Ugh.

Posted by: Toni at October 24, 2022 05:59 PM (PgM6e)

10 What are the odds that Biden falls asleep during his stump speech for the Fet? I wouldn't turn down easy money.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 24, 2022 05:59 PM (ftFVW)

11 Will anyone be using a machine to understand what Biden is saying??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 24, 2022 06:01 PM (yikp0)

12 PA is gonna be close and that's sad.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 24, 2022 06:01 PM (bVYXr)

13 Give me 5 minutes alone in a room with that ignorant slut, Nicolle Wallace.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 24, 2022 06:01 PM (nxdel)

14 ||The United States is down to 25 days of diesel supply as a top White House official declared the stockpile levels to be “unacceptably low.”

Data provided by the Energy Information Administration (EIA) show that diesel stockpiles are at their lowest level for October in records that date back to 1993, according to a Bloomberg News analysis. EIA data show that the United States, as of Oct. 14, has 25.4 days of supply—down from 34.2 days of supply four weeks prior.||

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 24, 2022 06:01 PM (yikp0)

15 Will anyone be using a machine to understand what Biden is saying??
Posted by: andycanuck

Maybe they could get the sign language interpreter that just makes shit up as he goes.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 24, 2022 06:02 PM (ftFVW)

16 See? Joe was right. It was 16 guys and not 15!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 24, 2022 06:02 PM (yikp0)

17 Isn't Fetterman two ahead?

Posted by: fd at October 24, 2022 06:02 PM (sn5EN)

18 Fetterlump>Fetterman.

Posted by: huerfano, stochastic commenter at October 24, 2022 06:02 PM (dTFZY)

19 Obama could finally earn some respect if he said, "Look, I was wrong about Biden. The man's an idiot. And that was before he was senile. But I'm not wrong about Fetterman."
And then leave it at that.

Posted by: Wally at October 24, 2022 06:02 PM (GHXTu)

20 Biggest assets? They mean biggest asses.

Posted by: Toni at October 24, 2022 06:03 PM (PgM6e)

21 Fetterman is a joke, and I sincerely hope he loses, but for PA residents, Shapiro will be a disaster. I could almost suffer through Uncle Fester, but Shapiro will be worse than Wolf.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 24, 2022 06:03 PM (VWp7G)

22 Biggest assets? They mean biggest asses.
Posted by: Toni at October 24, 2022 06:03 PM (PgM6e)
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Same thing.

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at October 24, 2022 06:03 PM (z9jNk)

23 ***runs into the room, out of breath***

Damnit, I got willowed...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 24, 2022 06:03 PM (BgMrQ)

24 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:03 PM (Zz0t1)

25 >>>13 Give me 5 minutes alone in a room with that ignorant slut, Nicolle Wallace.

Honey, a lot of people have had five minutes alone with her. I've got a lot of miles. Not a lot of tread left on these tires.

Posted by: Niccole Wallace's Sloppy Floppy Pissgutter at October 24, 2022 06:03 PM (C1Zwz)

26 You could do worse than having the 2 worst presidents ever campaigning for you.

Posted by: fd at October 24, 2022 06:03 PM (sn5EN)

27 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 24, 2022 06:04 PM (T4tVD)

28 Fetterman in a suit reminds me of this thing:
https://tinyurl.com/2n6jzncy

In addition, if the thing in Fetterman's neck takes over his body and wears a suit, it will exactly resemble that thing.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 24, 2022 06:04 PM (RG7Wy)

29 Democrats - "Vote for the Lump!"

LIV - "Ooompa Loompa?"

Democrats - "No! Fetterman."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:04 PM (59VTx)

30 Obama's also coming to Michigan to try to save Whitmer, who we were reliably informed only a couple of weeks ago was winning comfortably.

And when you're winning comfortably, you typically beg Obama to come and shore up your great win, right?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 24, 2022 06:04 PM (llXky)

31 You could do worse than having the 2 worst presidents ever campaigning for you.
Posted by: fd at October 24, 2022 06:03 PM (sn5EN)

Am I dead to you people?

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at October 24, 2022 06:05 PM (GHXTu)

32 Poor Wyatt.
He's probably going to have to work the visit.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2022 06:05 PM (anj39)

33 Former Bush aide Nicolle Wallace. Goddamn I wish I could have those two votes back.

Posted by: radar at October 24, 2022 06:05 PM (9OC5R)

34 You could do worse than having the 2 worst presidents ever campaigning for you.

Only if you have Gen. Pickett planning your strategy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:05 PM (59VTx)

35 I just don't get PA wants Fetterman .. Do they hate Oz that much ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2022 06:05 PM (bs+z0)

36 Isn't Fetterman two ahead?
Posted by: fd

He's ahead by a lump.

Posted by: JT at October 24, 2022 06:05 PM (T4tVD)

37 Dixon's got Tulsi Gabbard coming to campaign for her. Whitmer has Obama.

Which surrogate is more attracted to men?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 24, 2022 06:05 PM (llXky)

38 It truly, truly saddens me that the Fetterman race is even close. That guy can't tie his own fucking SHOES, much less run a government seat.

MY GOD we've gotten to be lazy and stupid as a society........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:05 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Am I dead to you people?
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at October 24, 2022 06:05 PM (GHXTu)

Well....

Posted by: Rosalynn Carter at October 24, 2022 06:05 PM (RG7Wy)

40 Also, if the tumor wins the election, you'll be dealing with his godawful "wife" through out his six years in the Senate.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 24, 2022 06:06 PM (VWp7G)

41 MSNBC's Nicolle Wallace wants foreign governments to interfere in our elections

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"BWAHAHAHA." -- Communist China since at least 1992.

And don't forget the Five Eyes spies who colluded with Hillary's campaign and The Deep State (BIRM) to try and destroy Trump's candidacy and presidency ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 24, 2022 06:06 PM (kEjR6)

42 >>>17 Isn't Fetterman two ahead?
Posted by: fd

I guess not. I thought i saw something about him being ahead but RCP doesn't have a poll like that. We might be thinking of Lee Zeldin in NY for governor.

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2022 06:06 PM (C1Zwz)

43 32 You could do worse than having the 2 worst presidents ever campaigning for you.
Posted by: fd at October 24, 2022 06:03 PM (sn5EN)

Am I dead to you people?
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at October 24, 2022 06:05 PM (GHXTu)

We can hope...

(I'm going to hell for that comment...well at least a stint in purgatory)

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 24, 2022 06:06 PM (BgMrQ)

44 Only if you have Gen. Pickett planning your strategy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:05 PM (59VTx)
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Pickett was a solid divisional commander.

Burnsides is your man. Guy screwed up everything he touched.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 24, 2022 06:06 PM (llXky)

45 "Am I dead to you people?
Posted by: Jimmy Carter "

Get your shriveled ass to Pennsylvania, stat!

Posted by: fd at October 24, 2022 06:06 PM (sn5EN)

46 Remember when Rove was a "magnificent bastard"? Now he's just a globalist bastard.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 24, 2022 06:06 PM (Xrfse)

47 Jimmy Carter is Henry Kissinger in comparison to Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst and Joey Bidet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:06 PM (59VTx)

48 Honey, a lot of people have had five minutes alone with her. I've got a lot of miles. Not a lot of tread left on these tires.
Posted by: Niccole Wallace's Sloppy Floppy Pissgutter at October 24, 2022 06:03 PM (C1Zwz)

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I'm guessing the fartclam has a lot more mileage

Posted by: radar at October 24, 2022 06:07 PM (9OC5R)

49 @36

>>I just don't get PA wants Fetterman .. Do they hate Oz that much ?

Only two possibilities, PA is a hopelessly corrupt state where Democrats routinely steal elections or PA is not as conservative as one might think.

The truth probably lies somewhere in the middle.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 24, 2022 06:07 PM (up/3i)

50 DO NOT TAKE PRE-EMPTIVE ELECTION DENIALISM if you are allergic to it, or any of its ingredients.

Good luck Barry. Dont you have a a penis to suck in Marthas Vineyard or something?

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 24, 2022 06:07 PM (haWye)

51 >>>I just don't get PA wants Fetterman .. Do they hate Oz that much ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Philly and Pitt, plus their suburbs want him, but the rest do not. Plus, there will definitely be shenanigans in November, and the AG happens to be running for governor, so...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 24, 2022 06:07 PM (VWp7G)

52
Am I dead to you people?
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at October 24, 2022 06:05 PM (GHXTu)

In my heart and soul......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:07 PM (Zz0t1)

53
I was asked some questions by 'canvassers' in PA weeks ago. Their results were published and it appears the rot in PA is not just Philly, but every major county in the state.

Vote this time likes it the last time you're allowed.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 24, 2022 06:08 PM (y3pKJ)

54 Isn't Fetterman two ahead?
Posted by: fd

He's ahead by a lump.
Posted by: JT

There is still room for growth in his lead.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 24, 2022 06:08 PM (ftFVW)

55 In other news, South Carolina broke every record for votes cast on the first day of early voting today.

Might mean something.

Might not.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2022 06:08 PM (uLr+K)

56 I meant to say "two aheaded".

Posted by: fd at October 24, 2022 06:08 PM (sn5EN)

57 Isn't Fetterman two ahead?
Posted by: fd

Two ahead. Has two heads. What's the difference?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:09 PM (Zz0t1)

58 Only two possibilities, PA is a hopelessly corrupt state where Democrats routinely steal elections or PA is not as conservative as one might think.

The truth probably lies somewhere in the middle.

Sweet victory again!

Posted by: The Healing Power of And at October 24, 2022 06:09 PM (EHcEg)

59 >>>>>I just don't get PA wants Fetterman .. Do they hate Oz that much ?

super-bruising primary in which the Trump leadership corps endorsed a non-Trumpy elitist kind of candidate. I don't think everyone has "come home" yet.

Also Hannity and his pals did such a nasty job on Kathy Barnett that they made it impossible for her to endorse Oz now. If they had not been such huge assholes, she would have endorsed him three months ago and he'd be ahead by five.

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2022 06:09 PM (C1Zwz)

60 Good point, why isn't anyone asking Hillary to campaign for them?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 24, 2022 06:09 PM (DcKNO)

61 but hannity's super-smart

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2022 06:09 PM (C1Zwz)

62 In other news, South Carolina broke every record for votes cast on the first day of early voting today.

Might mean something.

Might not.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2022 06:08 PM (uLr+K)
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Every record where? I mean, how long have they been doing it?

If it's like the second time, that's not much of a thing, is it?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 24, 2022 06:09 PM (llXky)

63 Think they are panicking?
Just read at PJ Lumpy is already saying he sucks at debates so is going to lose

Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2022 06:09 PM (xhxe8)

64 You will put me in power.

Posted by: Kuato at October 24, 2022 06:09 PM (Zz0t1)

65 Pollster to Fetterman, "your lead is metastasizing"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:09 PM (59VTx)

66 14 ||The United States is down to 25 days of diesel supply as a top White House official declared the stockpile levels to be “unacceptably low.”

-------

Out: Stagflation.
In: Starveflation.

#Soon, comrades ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 24, 2022 06:09 PM (kEjR6)

67 Obama could finally earn some respect if he said, "Look, I was wrong about Biden. The man's an idiot. And that was before he was senile. But I'm not wrong about Fetterman."
And then leave it at that.

Posted by: Wally at October 24, 2022 06:02 PM (GHXTu)

We'll see how he feels once the Kuato goes sentient and screams "free mars, start the reactor"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 24, 2022 06:09 PM (VwHCD)

68 If you were planning on voting for Fetterman anyway, I don't see how Obama or Biden would shore up that decision, and at this point-in what's gone on over the past two years-and you were planning on voting Oz, I don't see how Mr. Obama- "They cling to their Bibles and their guns" is going to convince either rural voters or those know the incredible violence in major cities to come out and vote for Democrats. I would think a lot of Black voters would just stay home.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2022 06:09 PM (vH/6k)

69 Big Urban areas are bluer than blue, no matter what state they are in. They’re a concentration of wrongness and insanity.

Posted by: kraken at October 24, 2022 06:09 PM (Vr12I)

70 46 Remember when Rove was a "magnificent bastard"? Now he's just a globalist bastard.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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I never thought so. Rove barely won two presidential races despite Gore and Kerry being his opponents. McConnell got his crappy base politics model from Rove where the base get screwed but muh speeches while the donors ignored the speeches but got results.

Posted by: whig at October 24, 2022 06:10 PM (CXr4y)

71 "Fingertip feel"??!!!

EEEWWWWWwww.
AAahhhhrrrghhh.

Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2022 06:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

72 but hannity's super-smart
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2022 06:09 PM (C1Zwz)

HAM 'n EGGERZ!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:10 PM (Zz0t1)

73 Obama is going to campaign in the state that inspired his bitter clinger smear? I'm sure that will work out. Maybe he can inform them about the benefits of Biden shutting down fracking.

Posted by: Ripley at October 24, 2022 06:10 PM (MxEKc)

74 We want Russians monitoring the drop boxes in Philly and Pittsburgh, Nikole. Er, Nicole.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 24, 2022 06:10 PM (4ZE6o)

75 Fetterman needs a pumpkin painted on his lump.

Posted by: dartist at October 24, 2022 06:10 PM (9X/y4)

76 Good luck Barry. Dont you have a a penis to suck in Marthas Vineyard or something?

I'm down with brown! Thanks Ron!

Posted by: The Healing Power of And at October 24, 2022 06:10 PM (EHcEg)

77 "Fingertip feel"??!!!

EEEWWWWWwww.
AAahhhhrrrghhh.
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2022 06:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

How else are you going to get your point across?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:10 PM (Zz0t1)

78 but hannity's super-smart
Posted by: ace

Only compared to a half empty bag of flour.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 24, 2022 06:10 PM (ftFVW)

79 The state, which was critical to Biden's 2020 election victory, could determine control of the Senate next year.

I guess it "could..." Crackerjack reporting, there.

Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2022 06:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

80 "Two ahead. Has two heads. What's the difference?"

I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2022 06:11 PM (uLr+K)

81 I'm having trouble remembering when Bush Jr. campaigned for the 2016 Repub candidate.

I must have missed that split nanosecond.

*pulls out the RazorDickOfDeath; offers Bush Jr. a free ride*

**your choice of orifice**

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 24, 2022 06:11 PM (JOtiF)

82 @55

>>Might mean something. Might not.

The founders never contemplated voting to become a full season and for bracketology to be involved.

Zombie Thomas Jefferson: IT'S ELECTION DAY BITCHES, NOT ELECTION SEASON.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 24, 2022 06:11 PM (up/3i)

83 Also Hannity and his pals did such a nasty job on Kathy Barnett that they made it impossible for her to endorse Oz now. If they had not been such huge assholes, she would have endorsed him three months ago and he'd be ahead by five.

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2022 06:09 PM (C1Zwz)
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I hear Oz is actually a really good retail candidate, and that's why he's closing in.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 24, 2022 06:11 PM (llXky)

84 Nothing says 'believability' like a poll that has more generic Republicans in it but somehow, they all want the wacky leftist Dem to rule over them - sure, okay Jan.

Posted by: Boswell at October 24, 2022 06:11 PM (+Cgut)

85 We'll see how he feels once the Kuato goes sentient and screams "free mars, start the reactor"

In the Fetterman remake of Total Recall, the reactors power Martian abortion clinics.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 24, 2022 06:11 PM (ppBhU)

86
Only compared to a half empty bag of flour.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 24, 2022 06:10 PM (ftFVW)

Or a neck lump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:11 PM (Zz0t1)

87 My prediction remains that Philly will cheat so bad and so blatantly that the Supreme Court will be forced to invalidate their counts.

There is no Constitutional deadline for the vote certification for all other offices like the one they exploited for President.

The Supreme may likely say the penalty isn't a do-over, but invalidation-- other counts stand, theirs are excluded, better get it right next time. Tossing aside the individual harm for the group punishment that, if those voters want their vote to count, they'll elect officers who will run a clean election.

I dream the biggest dreams.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 24, 2022 06:11 PM (5EnGD)

88 PA is gonna be close and that's sad.

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It is sad. How that Festerboil can be anywhere in the running and formidable is extremely frightening. It really is.

My internal thermometer is telling me that there is no way the Democraps are going to let PA go. It is way, way too important for 2024. Especially, the governorship will not be given up. They will cheat as much as possible to make sure it stays D.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 24, 2022 06:11 PM (sVtYq)

89 When has Obama ever saved a candidate? He usually only talks about himself.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at October 24, 2022 06:11 PM (EpDzw)

90 >>>Also Hannity and his pals did such a nasty job on Kathy Barnett that they made it impossible for her to endorse Oz now. If they had not been such huge assholes, she would have endorsed him three months ago and he'd be ahead by five.

Posted by: ace

Absolutely correct. She has an office just outside the Philly limits, and a few people I know who work with her told me she was really pissed off about how she was treated. Shame, because she would have been a great governor.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 24, 2022 06:11 PM (VWp7G)

91 @RNCResearch · 26m
Biden tells Kamala Harris: "Happy birthday to a great president"

[Her birthday was on Oct.20th BTW.]

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 24, 2022 06:11 PM (yikp0)

92 Fetterman needs a pumpkin painted on his lump.
Posted by: dartist

Or draw a little face on it like Nux in Mad Max Fury Road.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 24, 2022 06:12 PM (ftFVW)

93
I've heard it both ways.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2022 06:11 PM (uLr+K)

You asked for it........

https://youtu.be/EMprpu0et9M

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:12 PM (Zz0t1)

94 watching Hannity and Ric Grennell declare that someone was "too anti-Islamist" for their tender sensibilities was just too fucking much

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2022 06:12 PM (C1Zwz)

95 In fairness, Biden is an asset to the Democrats the way the hood is an asset to the royal navy

Posted by: Y5 at October 24, 2022 06:13 PM (A3XQH)

96 >>>Fetterman needs a pumpkin painted on his lump.

he does. he must hate children to not do this.

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2022 06:13 PM (C1Zwz)

97 Pre-election jtters setting in here at the HQ.

Posted by: kraken at October 24, 2022 06:13 PM (Vr12I)

98 38 It truly, truly saddens me that the Fetterman race is even close. That guy can't tie his own fucking SHOES, much less run a government seat.

MY GOD we've gotten to be lazy and stupid as a society........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:05 PM

I just can't believe anyone thinks he is a good choice. He can't even talk.
We all joke zombie Ronald Reagan, but seriously, I'd vote for a dog before him. They should be ashamed of themselves.
It's cruel too. Just like with Biden. It's abusive to someone that isn't truly there.
We have to vote not just for the merely stupid, but also the mentally infirm to stick it to the cons.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 24, 2022 06:13 PM (4tfcV)

99 There are polls with Oz up 3 or 4. Who the hell knows what is going on. maybe Dave in Fla.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 24, 2022 06:13 PM (3Lw3j)

100 watching Hannity and Ric Grennell declare that someone was "too anti-Islamist" for their tender sensibilities was just too fucking much

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2022 06:12 PM (C1Zwz)
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Hannity is definitely the bottom in that pair.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 24, 2022 06:13 PM (llXky)

101
he does. he must hate children to not do this.
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2022 06:13 PM (C1Zwz)

A jack-o-lumptern if you will.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:14 PM (Zz0t1)

102 "Biden to Campaign for John Fetterman;
Obama to Campaign for His Morbid Growth"

Or, as the Babylon Bee put it: "The Race is Neck and Neck and Neck."

Posted by: red speck at October 24, 2022 06:14 PM (gS3OW)

103 >>>PA is gonna be close and that's sad.

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It is sad. How that Festerboil can be anywhere in the running and formidable is extremely frightening. It really is.

It's been a purple state for a while now. The middle part of the state is mostly red, but the big cities - like in every state - overtake all the counties.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 24, 2022 06:14 PM (VWp7G)

104 So will the rioting start before the polls close or after certification? The Left in this failed country is such a goddamned joke.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 24, 2022 06:14 PM (nMx88)

105 Glenn Strange had more dignity

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 24, 2022 06:14 PM (V6f9+)

106 In fairness, it is hard for Oz to be too anti Islamic or erdogan will forbid him to see his parents

Posted by: Y5 at October 24, 2022 06:14 PM (A3XQH)

107 >>>99 There are polls with Oz up 3 or 4. Who the hell knows what is going on. maybe Dave in Fla.

I think he's up. Unless a poll is Trafalgar, I add three or four points to the R.

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2022 06:14 PM (C1Zwz)

108 well, we're seeing why the tories can win what I assumed are super majorities in the UK and the UK can still be ruled by super leftist swamp assholes.

the gop is totally compromised.

while we're finding this out, both treasonous parties are actively dismantling the country. Ace is right though, PA is a big part of the plan to steal elections.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 24, 2022 06:14 PM (MLrvz)

109 There is a Bugs Bunny cartoon in all this mess

Bugs to Fetterman, "One lump or two?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:15 PM (59VTx)

110 " but hannity's super-smart
Posted by: ace "

I'm not sure he hasn't been replaced with AI robot now. Somebody has to kick him when he gets stuck in a loop.

Posted by: fd at October 24, 2022 06:15 PM (sn5EN)

111 103 >>>PA is gonna be close and that's sad.

--

It is sad. How that Festerboil can be anywhere in the running and formidable is extremely frightening. It really is.

It's been a purple state for a while now. The middle part of the state is mostly red, but the big cities - like in every state - overtake all the counties.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 24, 2022 06:14 PM (VWp7G)

Your town is a boil on the ass of your state. Most states have at least one.

Posted by: kraken at October 24, 2022 06:15 PM (Vr12I)

112 I never understood the gap between Shapiro and Mastriano compared to Frankenstein and Oz. Who's splitting their ticket these days?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 24, 2022 06:15 PM (vN+oL)

113 99 There are polls with Oz up 3 or 4. Who the hell knows what is going on. maybe Dave in Fla.

///

well...you know...if there's a red wave, then we should pick up the low lying fruit

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 24, 2022 06:15 PM (MLrvz)

114 They will cheat as much as possible to make sure it stays D.

We'll get to watch it in real time, like a deja vu nightmare. And nothing will be done.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 24, 2022 06:15 PM (Xrfse)

115 Burnside? How about General Hooker?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:16 PM (59VTx)

116 I would think a lot of Black voters would just stay home.

The ward boss prefers they do otherwise turnout might exceed the suspicious 111ty% level.

Posted by: DaveA at October 24, 2022 06:16 PM (FhXTo)

117
||The United States is down to 25 days of diesel supply as a top White House official declared the stockpile levels to be “unacceptably low.”

That's okay. When diesel runs out home heating oil suppliers with diesel trucks will still be able to deliver home heating oil.Why do I have to explain this to you?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 24, 2022 06:16 PM (y3pKJ)

118 >>>I just can't believe anyone thinks he is a good choice. He can't even talk.
We all joke zombie Ronald Reagan, but seriously, I'd vote for a dog before him. They should be ashamed of themselves.

They voted Biden in even though he is equally as disabled as the tumor.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 24, 2022 06:16 PM (VWp7G)

119 >>>I'm not sure he hasn't been replaced with AI robot now.

You. Are. A Great. American.

I. Must. Destroy.

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2022 06:16 PM (C1Zwz)

120 That should help, -5% and -2% should help him add about -7% to his total.

Posted by: astonerii at October 24, 2022 06:16 PM (B9VxK)

121 In fairness, I thought Hannity was a known idiot when Bush was in

Posted by: Y5 at October 24, 2022 06:16 PM (A3XQH)

122 Well Fetterlump has a debate tomorrow... Let's see how many times his closed caption monitor claims Oz is against the disabled

Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2022 06:16 PM (bs+z0)

123 Also Hannity and his pals did such a nasty job on Kathy Barnett that they made it impossible for her to endorse Oz now. If they had not been such huge assholes, she would have endorsed him three months ago and he'd be ahead by five.
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I thought she did endorse him recently?

But your point is correct: Without nasty red-on-red dirty pool, the only time the GOPe is willing to fight, she would have endorsed him long ago

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 24, 2022 06:17 PM (5EnGD)

124 >>I'm not sure he hasn't been replaced with AI robot now.

as

Posted by: Y5 at October 24, 2022 06:17 PM (A3XQH)

125 115 Burnside? How about General Hooker?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:16 PM (59VTx)

He talks a good game but he'll funk it up in the end.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 24, 2022 06:17 PM (V6f9+)

126 In 2020 we left Corsicana hopefully believing President Trump would be re-elected and believing just as strongly the dems would try mightily to steal the election. We were right on both counts. We left Corsicana this past Saturday night just knowing two things, we would win back both houses and the dems would move heaven and earth to steal them back. I'm getting tired of this crap.

Posted by: Eromero at October 24, 2022 06:17 PM (0OP+5)

127 I think he's up. Unless a poll is Trafalgar, I add three or four points to the R.

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2022 06:14 PM (C1Zwz)
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You quoted Rasmussen which is very Dem-friendly this cycle. Has the highest Biden approval of anyone. They're a serious outfit, and I think maybe the realignment is damaging their sampling model.

The key isn't just the percentage, it's the overall trend. The trend in PA is for the Dems to be falling and the GOP rising. Hard to reverse that in a couple of weeks.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 24, 2022 06:17 PM (llXky)

128 >>>Your town is a boil on the ass of your state. Most states have at least one.
Posted by: kraken

I cannot adequately explain how much I despise this city. Truly. I hate everything about it, and when I retire, I'm out forever.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 24, 2022 06:17 PM (VWp7G)

129 In fairness, I thought Hannity was a known idiot when Bush was in
Posted by: Y5 at October 24, 2022 06:16 PM (A3XQH)

That was Colmes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:17 PM (Zz0t1)

130 You. Are. A Great. American.

I. Must. Destroy.

Someone set us up the bomb.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:17 PM (59VTx)

131 If the Morbid Growth was a separate ballot choice, it would win.

Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2022 06:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

132 I think Oz is up 3 or 4. This is going to turn into a full-blown clusterfuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 24, 2022 06:18 PM (3Lw3j)

133 78 but hannity's super-smart
Posted by: ace

Only compared to a half empty bag of flour.
Posted by: She Hobbit
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Golf clap for that.

Posted by: whig at October 24, 2022 06:18 PM (CXr4y)

134 so someone convince me that fetterman is less qualified to be in congress than half the people there.

dems are scared that the repubs would have another actual doctor in the senate. rand paul is bad enough.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 24, 2022 06:18 PM (kFrCu)

135 >>>Well Fetterlump has a debate tomorrow... Let's see how many times his closed caption monitor claims Oz is against the disabled

so what's going to happen is that Fetterman is going to insist that only he will be able to see what his computer displays, so that his staff can send him cheat sheet prompts, and Oz will object, and Fetterman will then cancel the debate.

it's not going to happen.

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2022 06:18 PM (C1Zwz)

136 11 Will anyone be using a machine to understand what Biden is saying??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at Octob
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Well they'll need a translator for FesterMan.

Posted by: Ciampino - take your lumps and learn at October 24, 2022 06:18 PM (qfLjt)

137
I'm not sure he hasn't been replaced with AI robot now. Somebody has to kick him when he gets stuck in a loop.
Posted by: fd at October 24, 2022 06:15 PM (sn5EN)

Sean Headroom.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:18 PM (Zz0t1)

138 >>>Well Fetterlump has a debate tomorrow... Let's see how many times his closed caption monitor claims Oz is against the disabled
Posted by: It's me donna

he's another one who refused any debates until someone finally said he had to do something. I assume the debate will be hilarious.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 24, 2022 06:18 PM (VWp7G)

139 Burnside? How about General Hooker?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:16 PM (59VTx)
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Hooker was a capable corps commander, particularly under Sherman (until Sherman got tired of his shit).

Burnsides was a miserable failure at every level of command above regimental. Rhode Island's affirmative action hire general.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 24, 2022 06:19 PM (llXky)

140 I'm getting tired of this crap.
Posted by: Eromero at October 24, 2022 06:17 PM (0OP+5)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:19 PM (Zz0t1)

141 Question for debate: would we have been better off in having Gore win in 2000? Explain the new downstream. Would the Dems be as fucking loony as they are?

I voted against him on climate change but Bush 43 was an embarrassment and opened the gates to the hordes.
Alt-history I don't generally care much for...but what if Gore had won in 00.

Posted by: JEM at October 24, 2022 06:19 PM (ENWKD)

142 You. Are. A Great. American.

I. Must. Destroy.

I find your thoughts intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Sophia the Robot at October 24, 2022 06:19 PM (EHcEg)

143 >>PA is gonna be close and that's sad.

If NY goes to Zeldin and NH goes to the Reps, and Ohio goes to JD Vance - then the only way Shapiro and Uncle Fester win is thru fraudulent ballets delivered in wheelbarrows carted in by Philly Dems as they laugh insanely down the street.

Posted by: Boswell at October 24, 2022 06:19 PM (+Cgut)

144 There's time. I think Shrek will back out.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 24, 2022 06:20 PM (3Lw3j)

145 Also, if the tumor wins the election, you'll be dealing with his godawful "wife" through out his six years in the Senate.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

So it's really Jill who wants the Lump to win so she has company when the 2 vegetables need to commune?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 24, 2022 06:20 PM (6beYX)

146 Max Headroom > Joey Bidet > Fetterman

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:20 PM (59VTx)

147 well...you know...if there's a red wave, then we should pick up the low lying fruit
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 24, 2022 06:15 PM (MLrvz)
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Tell me more, big guy! Chasten doesn't mind.....

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at October 24, 2022 06:20 PM (5pTK/)

148 like all leftists, dems understand: win first then fight over the spoils and grifting.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 24, 2022 06:20 PM (kFrCu)

149 Fetterhump, there's a Men in Black reference in here somewhere.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2022 06:20 PM (JhWno)

150 i'm sure rolling out bedpan Biden and Super Rich fake Black Guy Obama is going to help raise those numbers. Oh, wait....

Posted by: joe fingerblaster at October 24, 2022 06:20 PM (SWHSV)

151 BigHead Sean has been a joke for over a decade. Just a windbag whose shctick is as tired as some AoS memes.

Posted by: kraken at October 24, 2022 06:20 PM (Vr12I)

152 It's cute when the GOP thinks they can beat the fraud in Pennsylvania. Been bombarded with cable TV while visiting relatives last week. IMAO the GOP is not taking the senate. McConnell is making sure of that.

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at October 24, 2022 06:20 PM (3AD8C)

153 It truly, truly saddens me that the Fetterman race is even close. That guy can't tie his own fucking SHOES, much less run a government seat.

MY GOD we've gotten to be lazy and stupid as a society........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:05 PM (Zz0t1)

--------

The Dems, with their codependent enablers in the GOPee (establishment eunuchs) created the most powerful & entrenched multi-generational army in the world.& history of mankind:

The Free Shit Army.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 24, 2022 06:20 PM (ZoxPj)

154 Barry Soetoro is campaigning with Festerman?
Barry: "There...there John, we'll sign you up for ObamaCare and get this taken care of."
*pats him on back of neck*
Dr Pimple Popper: "Sorry, cash only."

Posted by: wth at October 24, 2022 06:20 PM (v0R5T)

155 "Sean Headroom.
Posted by: Sponge "

His schtick should be pretty easy to program. It only needs about 200 words.

Posted by: fd at October 24, 2022 06:20 PM (sn5EN)

156 On Oct. 24, 2002, police arrested two suspects in a three-week series of Washington-area sniper attacks that killed 10 people and wounded three others.

Posted by: SMOD at October 24, 2022 06:20 PM (a4e8f)

157 119 >>>I'm not sure he hasn't been replaced with AI robot now.

You. Are. A Great. American.

I. Must. Destroy.
Posted by: ace
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Hannity's divorce due to his Fox colleague floozie probably put him squarely at groveling for Murdoch money to replace that lost by the divorce the last couple of years.

Posted by: whig at October 24, 2022 06:20 PM (CXr4y)

158 Beat the cheat

Vote Harder

Un hunh

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at October 24, 2022 06:21 PM (kbZv/)

159 139 Burnside? How about General Hooker?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:16 PM (59VTx)
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Hooker was a capable corps commander, particularly under Sherman (until Sherman got tired of his shit).

Burnsides was a miserable failure at every level of command above regimental. Rhode Island's affirmative action hire general.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 24, 2022 06:19 PM (llXky)

Burnside admitted he wasn't competent to hold high command. And he understood that the Press was the real enemy. Two marks in his favor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 24, 2022 06:21 PM (V6f9+)

160 15
Maybe they could get the sign language interpreter that just makes shit up as he goes.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 24, 2022 06:02 PM (ftFVW)
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You mean the Mandela interpreter, right? Comedic that was.

Posted by: Ciampino -- take your lumps and learn at October 24, 2022 06:21 PM (qfLjt)

161 Hey. Does anyone wanna suck my bleach bottle blonde dick?

Posted by: Nicole Wallace at October 24, 2022 06:22 PM (JOtiF)

162 i think we need to bring back the Ghana funeral dancers

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2022 06:22 PM (C1Zwz)

163 I still wonder what a Kathy Barnett vs Lumpy would be.
A Black woman Republican would shake up a few

Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2022 06:22 PM (xhxe8)

164 BigHead Sean has been a joke for over a decade. Just a windbag whose shctick is as tired as some AoS memes.

You sir, are not a great American!

Posted by: AI Sean Hannity at October 24, 2022 06:22 PM (EHcEg)

165 Man Pretending To Be Woman Visits Man Pretending To Be President

That's funny right there. A twitter double-banner from the Bee.

Posted by: Candidus at October 24, 2022 06:22 PM (sYdZO)

166 They voted Biden in even though he is equally as disabled as the tumor.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 24, 2022 06:16 PM

I'm being gracious here but Biden was always a complete idiot so they have plausible deniability. I know that they know he's demented.
They have no sense of shame and I think we shouldn't either.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 24, 2022 06:22 PM (4tfcV)

167 be interesting to see if Oz will be able to see Fetterman's caption screen

otherwise, they may include the answers with the questions

Posted by: REDACTED at October 24, 2022 06:22 PM (us2H3)

168 On Oct. 24, 2002, police arrested two suspects in a three-week series of Washington-area sniper attacks that killed 10 people and wounded three others.
Posted by: SMOD at October 24, 2022 06:20 PM (a4e8f)

That was a white guy with a GWB shirt on and a Remember 9-11 hat, right? Staunch conservative?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:22 PM (Zz0t1)

169 Burnside admitted he wasn't competent to hold high command. And he understood that the Press was the real enemy. Two marks in his favor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 24, 2022 06:21 PM (V6f9+)
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Antietam, Fredericksburg, Mud March and The Crater more than offset that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 24, 2022 06:23 PM (llXky)

170 They want the demoncrat governor so that lumpy can resign two weeks after he is sworn in and demoncrat gov appoints Attila the honey wife to replace him.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 24, 2022 06:23 PM (Wy1BU)

171 IF the Ghana funeral dancers can sign while dancing...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:23 PM (59VTx)

172 Look at these disgusting Putin lackeys.

@washingtonpost

A group of 30 House liberals is urging President Biden to dramatically shift his strategy on the Ukraine war and pursue direct negotiations with Russia, the first time prominent members of his own party have pushed him to change his approach to Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2022 06:23 PM (ZLI7S)

173 I have this here shiny nickel that says Fetterman doesn’t even get close to the debate stage.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 24, 2022 06:23 PM (u73oe)

174 104 So will the rioting start before the polls close or after certification? The Left in this failed country is such a goddamned joke.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 24, 2022 06:14 PM (nMx8

There will be armed thugs keeping old white people from voting R in PA. So I guess before and after. But what really gets sporty is when the left tries to put the economy out of it's misery and people begin to starve. That could really happen, and soon.

Posted by: Eromero at October 24, 2022 06:23 PM (0OP+5)

175 SENATE
(D) John Fetterman 45% (+2)
(R) Mehmet Oz 43%

GOVERNOR
(D) Josh Shapiro 43%
(R) Doug Mastriano 40%

PA Generic Ballot: 45R-44D (R+1)

Presuming this is accurate, why do 2 and 5% respectively not favor the R candidate? I Oz too wussy and Mastriano too mean?

Oz has his drawbacks but you'll vote for a brain dead thug instead?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2022 06:23 PM (ESjRY)

176 re 141: if gore had won in 2000, my guess is the taliban would still have bin laden on trial, iran would have the a bomb, ukraine would be russia's 51st state, and saddam hussein wouldn't have tried to take over canada.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 24, 2022 06:23 PM (kFrCu)

177 Until the GOPe cheats better and harder than the Ds

Nothing gunna change

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at October 24, 2022 06:23 PM (kbZv/)

178 What lump??

Posted by: J. Fetterman at October 24, 2022 06:23 PM (yikp0)

179 Biden has a “fingertip feel” for Pennsylvania.

I’ll bet he does!

Posted by: kh at October 24, 2022 06:24 PM (7EbTZ)

180 From a NYT story today:
"Mr. Fetterman, Pennsylvania’s lieutenant governor, needs the accommodations because the stroke he had in May left him with an auditory processing disorder, a condition that affects the brain’s ability to filter and interpret sounds, his primary care doctor said last week. He uses closed captioning to follow conversations. Sometimes his speech is halting. Sometimes he stumbles over his words. But he has 'no work restrictions,' the doctor said.

"Democrats say this makes him seem relatable."

He can't understand a GD thing you tell him, he can't articulate what he wants to say, but hey - that won't affect him at work and Democrats find this endearing.

I swear to dear God in heaven. I never thought we'd be living in an Orwell story in this country.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 24, 2022 06:24 PM (RG7Wy)

181 Fetterman's brain is deader than Biden's

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 24, 2022 06:24 PM (31aZt)

182 I voted against him on climate change but Bush 43 was an embarrassment and opened the gates to the hordes.
Alt-history I don't generally care much for...but what if Gore had won in 00.
Posted by: JEM
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What if GWB had actually ran an issue based campaign plus disclosed his DUI arrest and conviction early on. A lot of dysfunctional shit came as a result from GWB and the challenged election of 2000 plus the divided Senate. A lot of key offices were vacant when 9/11 happened--then GWB botched it all by refusing to use the attacks as a way for energy independence and going after the funding sources in Saudi land.

Posted by: whig at October 24, 2022 06:24 PM (CXr4y)

183 Hooker was 95% a success but lacked the 5%

Burnside should have been cashiered as soon as his boats wouldn't fit. Maybe sooner. He wasn't a big pol to whom lives had to be sacrificed in the hopes he'd get something right someday. And he never did.

Posted by: JEM at October 24, 2022 06:24 PM (ENWKD)

184 Fredericksburg was where the Confederates said it was not a battle, it was murder, I think.

Posted by: kraken at October 24, 2022 06:24 PM (Vr12I)

185 "If the Morbid Growth was a separate ballot choice, it would win.
Posted by: LASue"

I'm pretty sure it would win a debate against Katie Hobbs, if she could work up the courage show up.

Posted by: Ripley at October 24, 2022 06:24 PM (MxEKc)

186 what's the stat about 2020 vote stealing?

we need to revisit it, there were 20 precincts that swung the election to biden and oops, they lost their homework.

you know, trump won 19 of 20 bellweathers and 500 out of 700 districts (numbers?) but those 20 were such a sweet tied up bitch for Biden it swung the whole state.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 24, 2022 06:24 PM (MLrvz)

187 If Lumpy was securely in the lead why would Barky show up?

Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2022 06:24 PM (xhxe8)

188 dr oz: actual doctor
fetterman: obnoxious patient

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 24, 2022 06:24 PM (kFrCu)

189 be interesting to see if Oz will be able to see Fetterman's caption screen

otherwise, they may include the answers with the questions

Posted by: REDACTED at October 24, 2022 06:22 PM (us2H3)
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Right, but even if he sees the answers, will be able to read them? And what sick burns are they going to offer for his "let all the jails go empty" platform?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 24, 2022 06:24 PM (llXky)

190 Who's Fetterman?

Posted by: The Lump at October 24, 2022 06:24 PM (sYdZO)

191 Can we get ads of Ben Shapiro being his normal smarmy self and tell people he's running for Gov of PA as a D?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2022 06:24 PM (ESjRY)

192 @washingtonpost

A group of 30 House liberals is urging President Biden to dramatically shift his strategy on the Ukraine war and pursue direct negotiations with Russia, the first time prominent members of his own party have pushed him to change his approach to Ukraine.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2022 06:23 PM (ZLI7S)

Whunder why.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:24 PM (Zz0t1)

193 Hannity is such a fuckin dweeb

I lost a lot of respect for Grennell when he sashayed into that race and just, ah, couldn't even! with Barnett.

For a guy who makes his career downplaying his gayness he sure got the vapors and fagged right out as soon as people called him on his shenanigans.

Posted by: ballistic at October 24, 2022 06:25 PM (oXNqT)

194 BigHead Sean has been a joke for over a decade. Just a windbag whose shctick is as tired as some AoS memes.

Posted by: kraken at October 24, 2022 06:20 PM (Vr12I)

--------

Ouch.

;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 24, 2022 06:25 PM (ZoxPj)

195 169 Burnside admitted he wasn't competent to hold high command. And he understood that the Press was the real enemy. Two marks in his favor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 24, 2022 06:21 PM (V6f9+)
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Antietam, Fredericksburg, Mud March and The Crater more than offset that.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 24, 2022 06:23 PM (llXky)

He gets half credit for The Crater. His original plan and troops might have scored a breakthrough. But High Command enlarged the operation and refused to use the black troops who'd drilled for the operation and they got the clusterfuck instead.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 24, 2022 06:25 PM (V6f9+)

196
How many state and Federal seats did the Democrats lose under Obama? A thousand?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 24, 2022 06:25 PM (baK5B)

197 1980 Democrats would know a candidate like Fetterman couldn't win.

2022 Democrats not only think Fetterman can win, they know the GOPe will go along with it.

I'd call the whole thing bizarrow world, but even bizarro world wasn't this stupid.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 24, 2022 06:25 PM (5pTK/)

198 BigHead Sean has been a joke for over a decade. Just a windbag whose shctick is as tired as some AoS memes.

--

This has always been my impression of him. I never understood his star power. He and his big, old cinderblock head are boring, tiresome...as is his rudimentary, superficial thinking. The man is not an intellectual powerhouse.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 24, 2022 06:25 PM (sVtYq)

199 re 187: barky wants the attention, now that moochelle has coming out a book that she probably didn't actually write

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 24, 2022 06:25 PM (kFrCu)

200 Fetterman should debate his lump.
Fet: "Get off of me!"
Lump: "Dance, monkey, dance."
*Fetterman starts dancing*
Lump: "Cluck like a chicken."
*Fetterman starts clucking*

Posted by: wth at October 24, 2022 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

201
Ambrose Burnside, the Pride of Rhode Island

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 24, 2022 06:26 PM (baK5B)

202 Bush 43's sobby hand-wringing and "go shopping leave this to us" bullshit pissed me off more than anything In Laden did.

Posted by: JEM at October 24, 2022 06:26 PM (ENWKD)

203 what's the stat about 2020 vote stealing?

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 24, 2022 06:24 PM (MLrvz)
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It was five cities in five states.

Under Covid-enabled emergency rules that are no longer in effect.

Biden was at the top of the ticket. The ballots had only that part filled in. The more of the ballot you fill out, the longer it takes, the more complex it becomes.

Youngkin won in Virginia because of that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 24, 2022 06:26 PM (llXky)

204 looks like AOC got the memo

Among 30 dim house members asking Joe to shift to a diplomatic solution in Ukraine

the dims are gonna flip on this and leave the GOP holding the bag

Posted by: REDACTED at October 24, 2022 06:26 PM (us2H3)

205 Forgotten 80s Mystery Click is a great song that I very much remember, though haven't heard it since '81.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 24, 2022 06:27 PM (Gda1b)

206 Rich Baris is saying that if a voter is undecided at this point, they will break for the Republican. Meaning, they are not rabid partisans so will vote for the person who will change the trajectory and it's not Fetterman or Shapiro.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 24, 2022 06:27 PM (Y+l9t)

207 Whunder why.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:24 PM (Zz0t1)
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The House can urge all they want, but, if the 101st Airborne is in the area, as reported, seems too little too late.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 24, 2022 06:27 PM (5pTK/)

208 Fetterman should debate his lump.
Fet: "Get off of me!"
Lump: "Dance, monkey, dance."
*Fetterman starts dancing*
Lump: "Cluck like a chicken."
*Fetterman starts clucking*
Posted by: wth at October 24, 2022 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

All while shouting "YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:27 PM (Zz0t1)

209 @washingtonpost

A group of 30 House liberals is urging President Biden to dramatically shift his strategy on the Ukraine war and pursue direct negotiations with Russia, the first time prominent members of his own party have pushed him to change his approach to Ukraine.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2022 06:23 PM (ZLI7S)
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Wow.
Some libs not in on that sweet sweet Ukraine graft.
Who knew???

Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2022 06:27 PM (anj39)

210 200 Fetterman should debate his lump.
Fet: "Get off of me!"
Lump: "Dance, monkey, dance."
*Fetterman starts dancing*
Lump: "Cluck like a chicken."
*Fetterman starts clucking*
Posted by: wth at October 24, 2022 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

I've got you under my skin

Posted by: REDACTED at October 24, 2022 06:27 PM (us2H3)

211 >>Whunder why.........

Because you can't hug your kids with nuclear arms!

I don't think there's a person on planet earth that isn't concerned that a dementia patient might be bumbling the world into WWIII.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2022 06:27 PM (ZLI7S)

212 A group of 30 House liberals is urging President Biden to dramatically shift his strategy on the Ukraine war and pursue direct negotiations with Russia, the first time prominent members of his own party have pushed him to change his approach to Ukraine.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2022 06:23 PM (ZLI7S)

I suspect this to be a trend if Congress is under GOP control. The Left will see McConnell and McCarthy grifting off the "Ukraine aid" packages and be all jealous. Because the only thing McConnell and McCarthy are going to do is launder money to the MIC and flap their arms.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 24, 2022 06:27 PM (nMx88)

213 Fetterman is case in point on why being big and strong (or look strong) will win races. He looks like would kill Oz with one punch.
I'm tired of the GOP running the cardboard cut outs from Revenge of the Nerds when they should be running the cutouts from the The Expendables.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 24, 2022 06:28 PM (ChSnH)

214 He talks a good game but he'll funk it up in the end.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 24, 2022 06:17 PM (V6f9+)

You see how well you do after a concussion.

Posted by: Genl. Hooker at October 24, 2022 06:28 PM (EpDzw)

215 Can we get ads of Ben Shapiro being his normal smarmy self and tell people he's running for Gov of PA as a D?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2022 06:24 PM (ESjRY)

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"Paging Kyle Dunnigan ... please pick up the white courtesy phone."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 24, 2022 06:28 PM (BRjsq)

216 Alt-history I don't generally care much for...but what if Gore had won in 00.

I wonder a lot now if we would have been better off.

People were tired of Slick Willie and his corruption in 00. They voted for the guy that said he was going to reduce the size of government and they got...Shrub.

Now, if Gore wins he keeps increasing the budget, keeps the corruption going and loses miserably and immediately in 'Stan. In '01 Gore's advisors were calling for a commando attack on Osama in 'Stan with no supply lines. The likelyhood of failure is high...

But then support that happens...Gore wins a fraudulent election by stealing FL. He then crashes the economy and gets us into a losing war. Do we get an ACTUAL conservative in '04 like...the Fred? Quite possibly...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2022 06:28 PM (ESjRY)

217 They called in a ringer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a coP!)

Obama? He's a "rimmer", not a ringer.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 24, 2022 06:28 PM (Gda1b)

218 Remember when my unions took over the Wisconsin State Capital from February through June 2011? Righteous direct action, not at all like parading for an hour or two on Jan 6th.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 24, 2022 06:28 PM (sYdZO)

219 Hannity can give an aspirin a headache. He's like the wind up toy from hell. It just says the same thing over and over. Not an original thought in his head. When I first listened to him years ago I thought cool, a fighter. These days I would be surprised if he can count his balls and come up with the same number twice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 24, 2022 06:28 PM (VwHCD)

220 Fetterman is case in point on why being big and strong (or look strong) will win races. He looks like would kill Oz with one punch.
I'm tired of the GOP running the cardboard cut outs from Revenge of the Nerds when they should be running the cutouts from the The Expendables.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 24, 2022 06:28 PM (ChSnH)

He doesn't look strong. He looks like Frankenstein, even before the lump.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at October 24, 2022 06:29 PM (EpDzw)

221 The 101st Airmobile Division is really over there in eastern Europe. DoD press releases have datelines like Romania when talking about the Screaming Chickens.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:29 PM (59VTx)

222 He gets half credit for The Crater. His original plan and troops might have scored a breakthrough. But High Command enlarged the operation and refused to use the black troops who'd drilled for the operation and they got the clusterfuck instead.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 24, 2022 06:25 PM (V6f9+)
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When your lead divisional commander is drunk in a bunker while the assault is underway, who is responsible?

Corps commander. Burnsides' greatest military triumph was overwhelming rebel militia on the Carolina coast when he outnumbered them 50 to 1. He could handle those odds.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 24, 2022 06:29 PM (llXky)

223 Tough to penetrate generational unionized gibzmedat.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at October 24, 2022 06:29 PM (ueD4E)

224 Oz has his drawbacks but you'll vote for a brain dead thug instead?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2022 06:23 PM (ESjRY)

Yes. Yes I would.

Posted by: Yellow Dog Democrats Everywhere at October 24, 2022 06:29 PM (PiwSw)

225 no - that's BS - Kathy barnette should have endorsed Oz by now. she's being stupid and selfish

sorry but Kallisto was right as rain about that one

Grenell/Pompeo/Hannity were still horrible to her but that doesn't explain her not endorsing Oz. she SO would have endorsed McCormick btw

something stinks with her

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 24, 2022 06:29 PM (w0NJk)

226 197 1980 Democrats would know a candidate like Fetterman couldn't win.

2022 Democrats not only think Fetterman can win, they know the GOPe will go along with it.

I'd call the whole thing bizarrow world, but even bizarro world wasn't this stupid.
Posted by: blake

Yea, I'm out.

Posted by: Heinlein's Crazy Years at October 24, 2022 06:29 PM (sAmhv)

227 Is it this way everywhere in America tonight? It's the news hour and every commercial on every station is all about abortion and "too extreme" and "protect women" and "right to choose."

Don't they have anything else?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 24, 2022 06:30 PM (4ZE6o)

228 Fetterman's brain is deader than Biden's

==

Even Peter Cushing couldn't revive it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 24, 2022 06:30 PM (sVtYq)

229 @washingtonpost

A group of 30 House liberals is urging President Biden to dramatically shift his strategy on the Ukraine war and pursue direct negotiations with Russia, the first time prominent members of his own party have pushed him to change his approach to Ukraine.
Posted by: JackStraw

Lol

Posted by: AIPAC at October 24, 2022 06:30 PM (ChSnH)

230 Fetterman will tap dance while the Lump sings 'Putin on the Ritz."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:30 PM (59VTx)

231 It's hard to believe Fetterman looks better in his gangsta wannabe wardrobe than he does in a suit.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 24, 2022 06:30 PM (5pTK/)

232 How dafuq are polls showing vegetables leading people who can make sentences in the polls?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 24, 2022 06:30 PM (PXewX)

233 The House can urge all they want, but, if the 101st Airborne is in the area, as reported, seems too little too late.

We used to share fire and pain, now we share pronouns.

Posted by: 101st at October 24, 2022 06:30 PM (EHcEg)

234 198 BigHead Sean has been a joke for over a decade. Just a windbag whose shctick is as tired as some AoS memes.

This has always been my impression of him. I never understood his star power. He and his big, old cinderblock head are boring, tiresome...as is his rudimentary, superficial thinking. The man is not an intellectual powerhouse. Posted by: Lady in Black
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Hannity and Colmes were a ripoff of the old Crossfire show and Colmes admitted that he was basically the designated loser on the show later on. That made Hannity's name plus Hannity was used as a filler prep or after show for Rush on the radio. Basically, Hannity was a radio jockey moved into his position of incompetence.

Posted by: whig at October 24, 2022 06:30 PM (CXr4y)

235 Rove can bite me.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 24, 2022 06:30 PM (Mzdiz)

236 Don't they have anything else?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 24, 2022 06:30 PM (4ZE6o)

Transgenders

Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2022 06:30 PM (bs+z0)

237 I think I am going to need a Xanax on November 8th.
These races are too close and there are so many we need to watch.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 24, 2022 06:30 PM (NpAcC)

238 A group of 30 House liberals is urging President Biden to dramatically shift his strategy on the Ukraine war and pursue direct negotiations with Russia, the first time prominent members of his own party have pushed him to change his approach to Ukraine.

Apparently some of them have figured out that there will be no slaves if we all die in a nuclear war.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 24, 2022 06:31 PM (Bd6X8)

239 Fetterman is case in point on why being big and strong (or look strong) will win races. He looks like would kill Oz with one punch.
I'm tired of the GOP running the cardboard cut outs from Revenge of the Nerds when they should be running the cutouts from the The Expendables.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 24, 2022 06:28 PM (ChSnH)

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Seems to be more Veterans running these days, especially from Special Forces, and almost all running is R's.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 24, 2022 06:31 PM (BRjsq)

240 He talks a good game but he'll funk it up in the end.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 24, 2022 06:17 PM (V6f9+)

I'd prefer you FRANK it up!!!!

Posted by: Frank's Red Hot at October 24, 2022 06:31 PM (Zz0t1)

241 I can't wait to see the end of Festerman and his growth. Ugh.

Posted by: Toni

SCENE: THE LUNCH ROOM, NOON

Fetterman grabs Morbid Growth with two hands, says: "See if you can guess what I am now" in John Belushi voice . . .

Crowd of students screaming, covered in bloody . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at October 24, 2022 06:31 PM (Gda1b)

242 Fetterman is case in point on why being big and strong (or look strong) will win races.

Uncle Festerman looks like he never went to the gym on Leg Day.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 24, 2022 06:31 PM (3hSHB)

243 Last I looked, Barnette was endorsing Oz.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 24, 2022 06:31 PM (3Lw3j)

244 Rove can bite me.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 24, 2022 06:30 PM (Mzdiz)

Well, they say Hep B is curable, so........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)

245 "He and his big, old cinderblock head are boring, tiresome"

So basically, Hannity is Charlie Brown, Blockhead.

And the FIBs are Lucy with the football.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 24, 2022 06:32 PM (Mzdiz)

246 243 Last I looked, Barnette was endorsing Oz.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 24, 2022 06:31 PM (3Lw3j)

Just did

Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2022 06:32 PM (bs+z0)

247 Should probably just call Fetterman "Mr. Creosote", because he's going to explode, one way or another.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 24, 2022 06:32 PM (Gda1b)

248 243 Last I looked, Barnette was endorsing Oz.

oh good! whew

she was going on with Dom last week and he said he'd pin her down - let me go confirm on that

if so ...GOOD!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 24, 2022 06:32 PM (w0NJk)

249 >>>So it's really Jill who wants the Lump to win so she has company when the 2 vegetables need to commune?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Correct.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 24, 2022 06:32 PM (bkUtD)

250 It's hard to believe Fetterman looks better in his gangsta wannabe wardrobe than he does in a suit.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 24, 2022 06:30 PM (5pTK/)

I still say he looks like the aliens in the movie Battleship.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 24, 2022 06:33 PM (VwHCD)

251 Most of Barky's campaign efforts have turn out about as good as the Chicago Olympics bid. He isn't going to help anybody. AND, the bitch whose rent he didn't pay is still mad.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2022 06:33 PM (JhWno)

252 something stinks with her
Posted by: BlackOrchid
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I generally dislike people that appear from nowhere as often GOPe is out there encouraging and even supporting their ideas in order to run the splitter strategy in the primary.

Posted by: whig at October 24, 2022 06:33 PM (CXr4y)

253 it's kewl how lompy always has his dirty sweatshirt's sleeves pulled up

likes to bond with the tat vote

Posted by: REDACTED at October 24, 2022 06:33 PM (us2H3)

254 He doesn't look strong. He looks like Frankenstein, even before the lump.

==

Yeah, he does not convey anything resembling fit and strong. He looks like a gargantuan misfire in his DNA sequence occurred. Or he drank the Mr. Hyde potion.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 24, 2022 06:33 PM (sVtYq)

255 151 >>BigHead Sean has been a joke for over a decade. Just a windbag whose shctick is as tired as some AoS memes.

A little while back, Tucker stopped doing his pal-sy handoffs to Sean at the end of his show -- just stopped cold. Didn't even mention what was next. And then about a month ago, they started it up again. I've never heard an explanation as to why that rift might've happened, but I assume it was something Tucker dared to say that got Sean's panties in a wad. Might've been Tucker's questioning of the 1/6 narrative, but that's just conjecture.

Posted by: red speck at October 24, 2022 06:33 PM (gS3OW)

256 Dr. Victor Frankenstein examining Fetterman's brain, "look at how the smooth the cerebral cortex is, as if everything has been erased or the patient has never learned anything. Simply will not do for my monster."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:33 PM (59VTx)

257 I still say he looks like the aliens in the movie Battleship.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 24, 2022 06:33 PM (VwHCD)
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Now that is an apt comparison.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 24, 2022 06:34 PM (5pTK/)

258 Oz needs to tread lightly in the debate - few things turn an independent woman voter off more than mocking the disabled.

Crush him, but with a smile, not a smirk.

Posted by: Candidus at October 24, 2022 06:34 PM (sYdZO)

259 How dafuq are polls showing vegetables leading people who can make sentences in the polls?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 24, 2022 06:30 PM (PXewX)

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See me @ 153.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 24, 2022 06:34 PM (ZoxPj)

260 So exactly when did the Fetterman Lump make its first appearance?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 24, 2022 06:34 PM (Mzdiz)

261 Rove can bite me.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 24, 2022 06:30 PM (Mzdiz)

Okravangelist?

Gawd.
I am feeling.....ooohhhh....
*runs to toilet*

Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2022 06:35 PM (anj39)

262 Fetterman is case in point on why being big and strong (or look strong) will win races. He looks like would kill Oz with one punch.
I'm tired of the GOP running the cardboard cut outs from Revenge of the Nerds when they should be running the cutouts from the The Expendables.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 24, 2022 06:28 PM (ChSnH)

He doesn't look strong. He looks like Frankenstein, even before the lump.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud

You can't read. Big and strong (or look strong).
Oz could only win by running away. Lmao
I think we should keep nominating pencil neck manlets and lanklets and their manly women counterparts.
It's such an inversion of natural order and therefore under God.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 24, 2022 06:35 PM (ChSnH)

263 How many state and Federal seats did the Democrats lose under Obama? A thousand?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

That's the downstream number I remember...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 24, 2022 06:35 PM (6beYX)

264 Shrek Fetterman looks like a 6'10" pile of shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 24, 2022 06:35 PM (3Lw3j)

265 So exactly when did the Fetterman Lump make its first appearance?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 24, 2022 06:34 PM (Mzdiz)
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Harry Potter?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 24, 2022 06:35 PM (5pTK/)

266 re 208:

Lump: "Dance, monkey, dance."
*Fetterman starts dancing*
Lump: "Cluck like a chicken."
*Fetterman starts clucking*

I see Emil Jannings while Marlene Dietrich sings.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 24, 2022 06:36 PM (kFrCu)

267
Why it matters: In the final days before the midterms, Democrats are deploying their party's biggest ~~assets~~ asses in Pennsylvania. The state, which was critical to Biden's 2020 election victory, could determine control of the Senate next year.

FIFY

Posted by: naturalfake at October 24, 2022 06:36 PM (KLPy8)

268 Barnett and the other R who ran in the primary both endorsed Oz. Recent polls either have Oz up or within the margin of error. All along RCP has PA staying red on the Senate but still has blue for Governor but Mastriano surging and as I reported previously, Baris expects undecideds to go red so if the polls are close, the Republican wins. RCP added Masters to the senate projection so now expected 53-47.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 24, 2022 06:36 PM (Y+l9t)

269 Apparently some of them have figured out that there will be no slaves if we all die in a nuclear war.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 24, 2022 06:31 PM (Bd6X

Too bad Potato Head doesn't run foreign policy. The State Department/DOD/CIA run foreign policy regardless of what our elected officials want.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at October 24, 2022 06:36 PM (EpDzw)

270
Okravangelist?

Gawd.
I am feeling.....ooohhhh....
*runs to toilet*
Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2022 06:35 PM (anj39)

At least the slime will help it come out smooth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:36 PM (Zz0t1)

271 At some point they will use computer hacking fraud, but will they chance it now or save it for 2024?

Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2022 06:36 PM (xhxe8)

272 So exactly when did the Fetterman Lump make its first appearance?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 24, 2022 06:34 PM (Mzdiz)
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Total Recall.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 24, 2022 06:36 PM (VwHCD)

273 Biggest asses, yup, LOL!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 24, 2022 06:36 PM (Mzdiz)

274 231 >>>It's hard to believe Fetterman looks better in his gangsta wannabe wardrobe than he does in a suit.

The other day when our presidential turnip showed up to campaign for Fetterman, i thought he was a dead-ringer for Kingpin from that animated Spiderman movie.

Posted by: red speck at October 24, 2022 06:36 PM (gS3OW)

275 IIRC, the "lumpentariat" was about as low an insult that the Politiburo types could affix to the sub-class of proletariat. "lumpentariat" were basically a near-bovine class of brainless laborers, wholly unsuited to tasks much above the sweeping of streets and haulage of garbage.

In other words: "Fetterman Voters."

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2022 06:36 PM (e6UQI)

276 Harry Potter?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Ha! I'd like to see him cover that monstrosity with a turban instead of the hoodie.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 24, 2022 06:36 PM (ftFVW)

277 258 Oz needs to tread lightly in the debate - few things turn an independent woman voter off more than mocking the disabled

well, yeah

but a MENTAL disability is totally fair game

Fetterman's wife should be charged with some sort of abuse

Posted by: REDACTED at October 24, 2022 06:37 PM (us2H3)

278 217 Obama? He's a "rimmer", not a ringer.

hey!

Posted by: arnold j. rimmer, bsc ssc at October 24, 2022 06:37 PM (sGtp+)

279 [Seems to be more Veterans running these days, especially from Special Forces, and almost all running is R's.

Just what we need, more people who have come out of a career characterized by failure after failure when they had the potential to be great.

And why would we want anyone in government whose only training and experience is in killing people and destroying infrastructure which causes social chaos and the collapse of cities and towns?

Sort of like hiring Leftists with skills. We have enough of that - can't we find creatives with successful business experience and love of country?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 24, 2022 06:37 PM (3hSHB)

280 At least the slime will help it come out smooth.

"He slimed me." - Dr. Peter Venkman

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:37 PM (59VTx)

281 Megyn Kelly reveals sister died suddenly: ‘Spare a prayer for my mom”

https://tinyurl.com/5b5w9xvv

Posted by: redridinghood at October 24, 2022 06:38 PM (NpAcC)

282 >>Oz needs to tread lightly in the debate - few things turn an independent woman voter off more than mocking the disabled.

I'm pretty turned off that Democrats are trying to push this damaged failure into the Senate. His views are bad enough but he is clearly not up to the job of a US Senator. He's an embarrassment.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2022 06:38 PM (ZLI7S)

283 This is what you call Panic Stations.

Unpossible, Mr. O'Spades! I was informed that it was a "Horrible poll day today"

Posted by: Electric Vehicle Guy at October 24, 2022 06:38 PM (xttsV)

284 Biden Campaigning for Fetterman?

Will they let Fetterman or his Lump speak in public this time?

Posted by: rd at October 24, 2022 06:38 PM (Z32m1)

285
I don't think there's a person on planet earth that isn't concerned that a dementia patient might be bumbling the world into WWIII.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2022 06:27 PM

I put a rad meter on my Amazon 'wish list' shortly after Joe Dementia took office. When something on your wish list become less costly/necessary/wanted Amazon advises.

* crickets *

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 24, 2022 06:38 PM (y3pKJ)

286 Miley, you are too sweet. Rove can go piss up a rope and stand under the fall out.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2022 06:38 PM (JhWno)

287 Lump lingered last in line for brains
And the ones it got were sorta rotten and insane

Posted by: Presidents of the United States of America at October 24, 2022 06:38 PM (ftFVW)

288 I view Pennsylvanians much the same as those sad sacks that shuffle through Wal-Mart in their Crocs and pjs.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 24, 2022 06:39 PM (nnp+f)

289 Fetterman should get a job as Big Tex's gay bro

Posted by: REDACTED at October 24, 2022 06:39 PM (us2H3)

290 arnold j. rimmer

You just a cheap knock off hologram of a true wanker.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:39 PM (59VTx)

291 Uncle Festerman looks like he never went to the gym on Leg Day.
Posted by: Reuben Hick

Lanklets fear leg day. They also age like shit.
These tall goofy nerds never should have been let out of the locker and now they are procreating ffs!

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 24, 2022 06:39 PM (ChSnH)

292 Megyn Kelly reveals sister died suddenly: ‘Spare a prayer for my mom”

https://tinyurl.com/5b5w9xvv
Posted by: redridinghood at October 24, 2022 06:38 PM (NpAcC)

Sad.

But, in the times we're in, its like the old radio game, "One Arm or Two" with Def Leppard, all deaths now are "vaxxed or unvaxxed."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:39 PM (Zz0t1)

293 A sane Republican party would be making hay right now with the provocative deployment of our Airborne troops to Euroland risking another world war. No reason for them to be there other than raising Russian hackles.

Posted by: whig at October 24, 2022 06:39 PM (CXr4y)

294 It's hard to believe Fetterman looks better in his gangsta wannabe wardrobe than he does in a suit.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/)

I CAN ONLY LET THE NECK OUT SO MUCH! - Fetterman's tailor

Posted by: wth at October 24, 2022 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

295 287 Lump lingered last in line for brains
And the ones it got were sorta rotten and insane
Posted by: Presidents of the United States of America at October 24, 2022 06:38 PM (ftFVW)

At least they went to a good home.

Posted by: Abby Normal at October 24, 2022 06:40 PM (PiwSw)

296 At least the slime will help it come out smooth.

*tests flame thrower*
They call me the Okranator.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2022 06:40 PM (anj39)

297 Fetterman should get a job as Big Tex's gay bro
Posted by: REDACTED at October 24, 2022 06:39 PM (us2H3)p

I thought that when Biden said something about taking Trump behind the gym, Trump should've offered up a Pay-Per-View with all the proceeds going to a children's or Vet's charity to make that happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:41 PM (Zz0t1)

298 Lump, schmump, his rectum has grown a larynx and vocal cords.
*Hey! I'm down here!*
*Fuck me!*

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 24, 2022 06:41 PM (jl+G7)

299 You're telling me I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long...fifty three inch wide...GORILLA????

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 24, 2022 06:41 PM (to2dd)

300 So exactly when did the Fetterman Lump make its first appearance?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 24, 2022 06:34 PM (Mzdiz)

*L:ump throws back covering*

*Leaps tp top of Fetterman's head*

*sings*

Hello, my honey!
Hello, my baby!
Hello, my ragtime gal!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 24, 2022 06:41 PM (KLPy8)

301 Just kidding, guys!

@zerohedge · 2h
WHITE HOUSE: NOT TRUE THERE IS A NATIONAL SECURITY REVIEW OF ELON MUSK

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 24, 2022 06:41 PM (yikp0)

302 Lumpy has less a chance of making 6 years than Sundowner 4

Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2022 06:41 PM (xhxe8)

303 A sane Republican party would be making hay right now with the provocative deployment of our Airborne troops to Euroland risking another world war. No reason for them to be there other than raising Russian hackles.
Posted by: whig at October 24, 2022 06:39 PM (CXr4y)

Too much of the GOP is all in on Forever Wars.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at October 24, 2022 06:41 PM (EpDzw)

304 256 Dr. Victor Frankenstein examining Fetterman's brain, "look at how the smooth the cerebral cortex is, as if everything has been erased or the patient has never learned anything. Simply will not do for my monster."
Posted by: Anna Puma
----------------------
Brain was in a pot labeled Abby Normal.

Posted by: whig at October 24, 2022 06:41 PM (CXr4y)

305 *tests flame thrower*
They call me the Okranator.
Posted by: Diogenes

Get (the okra) out.

Posted by: Okranator at October 24, 2022 06:42 PM (ftFVW)

306 299 You're telling me I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long...fifty three inch wide...GORILLA????
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 24, 2022 06:41 PM (to2dd)

Xnay on the otenray

Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2022 06:42 PM (bs+z0)

307
@zerohedge · 2h
WHITE HOUSE: NOT TRUE THERE IS A NATIONAL SECURITY REVIEW OF ELON MUSK
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 24, 2022 06:41 PM (yikp0)

Moar Lies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:42 PM (Zz0t1)

308 Fetterman and his growth would be great casting for a Goonies sequel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:42 PM (59VTx)

309 Arizona deplorable--Thank you and your lovely wife for everything. What a treat it was for me to meet you both.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2022 06:42 PM (JhWno)

310 WHITE HOUSE: NOT TRUE THERE IS A NATIONAL SECURITY REVIEW OF ELON MUSK
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 24, 2022 06:41 PM (yikp0)
-----------

If they're denyin, they're lyin'.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 24, 2022 06:42 PM (5pTK/)

311 268 Barnett and the other R who ran in the primary both endorsed Oz. Recent polls either have Oz up or within the margin of error. All along RCP has PA staying red on the Senate but still has blue for Governor but Mastriano surging and as I reported previously, Baris expects undecideds to go red so if the polls are close, the Republican wins. RCP added Masters to the senate projection so now expected 53-47.

all good news Sharon! I just wish Doug could get Shapiro to debate him. Doug isn't getting enough air time. He should set up a debate and debate an empty podium like the guy just did with Walz

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 24, 2022 06:42 PM (w0NJk)

312 So exactly when did the Fetterman Lump make its first appearance?
Posted by: Miley

As soon as the polling said the hoodie was finally not doing it for the white wine guzzlers.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 24, 2022 06:43 PM (6beYX)

313 Worse part of Lumpy is he has been a leech on those around him his whole life, makes Lenin look like a workaholic and he did nothing.

Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2022 06:43 PM (xhxe8)

314 On Oct. 24, 2002, police arrested two suspects in a three-week series of Washington-area sniper attacks that killed 10 people and wounded three others.

Posted by: SMOD

I was told today by the regional manager of my company that the entire sniper spree was cover for the older killer's plan to murder his wife. He just never got around to shooting her while sniping all the others.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 24, 2022 06:43 PM (Gda1b)

315 Miley, you are too sweet. Rove can go piss up a rope and stand under the fall out.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2022 06:38 PM

Yeah. What Ben Had said.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 24, 2022 06:43 PM (Wnv9h)

316 I thought that when Biden said something about taking Trump behind the gym, Trump should've offered up a Pay-Per-View with all the proceeds going to a children's or Vet's charity to make that happen.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:41 PM (Zz0t1)

sign me up !!

Posted by: REDACTED at October 24, 2022 06:43 PM (us2H3)

317 Oz needs to tread lightly in the debate - few things turn an independent woman voter off more than mocking the disabled
.......

Oz better brush up on his Esperanto.

Posted by: wth at October 24, 2022 06:43 PM (v0R5T)

318 i think we need to bring back the Ghana funeral dancers

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2022 06:22 PM (C1Zwz)

The key actors refuse to die.

173 I have this here shiny nickel that says Fetterman doesn't even get close to the debate stage.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 24, 2022 06:23 PM (u73oe)

You ain't getting my nickle that fucking easy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 24, 2022 06:44 PM (JOtiF)

319 it's kewl how lompy always has his dirty sweatshirt's sleeves pulled up

likes to bond with the tat vote

Posted by: REDACTED at October 24, 2022 06:33 PM (us2H3)

--------

Over/under on the the average teeth-to-tats ratio in PA?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 24, 2022 06:44 PM (+icqt)

320 I thought it was Marx who mooched off of Engels to write Das Kapital?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:44 PM (59VTx)

321 Just struck me who Fetterman looks like. E.T.

https://tinyurl.com/ysf5785b

Posted by: Javems at October 24, 2022 06:44 PM (AmoqO)

322 Posted by: naturalfake at October 24, 2022 06:41 PM (KLPy8

Friggin LOL!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 24, 2022 06:44 PM (4HP6Z)

323 >>> [Seems to be more Veterans running these days, especially from Special Forces, and almost all running is R's.

See 👁 A
Both parties are engaged with the military running. They are comped. All of them are. They are nothing more than tailored actors chosen by foreign countries, financial institutions and NGOs appease certain factions of their base.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 24, 2022 06:44 PM (ChSnH)

324 Oz ad:

*Fetterman speaking*

*Fetterman stumbling, stuttering, failing*

*Fetterman unable to form a coherent sentence*

"Stop the cruelty. This man needs help. Not your vote. He needs medical assistance. Not a 6 year seat in the United States Senate."

THE ADS WRITE THEMSELVES.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:45 PM (Zz0t1)

325 You're telling me I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long...fifty three inch wide...GORILLA????
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 24, 2022 06:41 PM (to2dd)

Xnay on the otenray
Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2022 06:42 PM

Mmmmmm!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Monster at October 24, 2022 06:45 PM (Wnv9h)

326 69 Big Urban areas are bluer than blue, no matter what state they are in. They’re a concentration of wrongness and insanity.

Posted by: kraken at October 24, 2022 06:09 PM (Vr12I)
----
These are the people that are almost totally reliant on Government, city, county, state and fed, to take care of them. Thus may not have a car and use buses, rely on police so no guns but support "Defund the Police".
Someone else takes care of sewer and water problems. You get the idea.

Posted by: Ciampino --- take your lumps and learn at October 24, 2022 06:45 PM (qfLjt)

327 I'd call the whole thing bizarrow world, but even bizarro world wasn't this stupid.
Posted by: blake

-----

Bizzarro Superman had honor.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at October 24, 2022 06:45 PM (hAWfj)

328 The Fetterman campaign probably planted the idea the Oz campaign is making an issue of Fetterman's lack of mental capacity. They're trying to set up the sympathy vote and make Dr. Oz look like a bully.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 24, 2022 06:45 PM (5pTK/)

329 Both parties are engaged with the military running. They are comped. All of them are. They are nothing more than tailored actors chosen by foreign countries, financial institutions and NGOs appease certain factions of their base.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 24, 2022 06:44 PM (ChSnH)

That's just crazy talk.

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at October 24, 2022 06:45 PM (PiwSw)

330 Democrats just shifted another $600k to the campaign of Sean Patrick Maloney, D-NY, who is he head of the Democrat Congressional Campaign Committee.

Seems like a very bad omen when the guy whose job is it to get Democrats elected to Congress is in danger of losing his seat in NY.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2022 06:46 PM (ZLI7S)

331 Oz needs to tread lightly in the debate - few things turn an independent woman

In fairness, oxymoron such as " independent woman" should be in quotes

Posted by: Y5 at October 24, 2022 06:46 PM (MRy2i)

332 I thought it was Marx who mooched off of Engels to write ~~Das Kapital~~ Duck Soup?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:44 PM (59VTx)

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 24, 2022 06:46 PM (to2dd)

333 Fetterman's Neck Gunt > Joe Biden

Posted by: More Lucid Than at October 24, 2022 06:46 PM (R/m4+)

334
Fetterman's wife should be charged with some sort of abuse
Posted by: REDACTED

Hey, stop pointing that out!
~DOCTOR J.B.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 24, 2022 06:47 PM (6beYX)

335 Too much of the GOP is all in on Forever Wars.
Posted by: WiNO

----------------------
That is the reason I dislike the trend of putting vets in office. Too many have become cogs pushing invade the world, invite the world, that should know better like Mr. Dan, the Man, Crenshaw.

IF our borders are not defended and freedoms at home protected, the rest of it hardly matters.

Posted by: whig at October 24, 2022 06:47 PM (CXr4y)

336 I thought that when Biden said something about taking Trump behind the gym, Trump should've offered up a Pay-Per-View with all the proceeds going to a children's or Vet's charity to make that happen.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:41 PM

Aw, hell...I'd pay for the privilege!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 24, 2022 06:47 PM (Wnv9h)

337 I'm alien to all things Pennsylvania. Are braindead people elevated to a higher position there or is it the hate for Republicans? Oz isn't considered conservative is he? Is communism popular there? Is it the lump? What's in the water?

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at October 24, 2022 06:48 PM (ZMPCu)

338 ----------------------
That is the reason I dislike the trend of putting vets in office. Too many have become cogs pushing invade the world, invite the world, that should know better like Mr. Dan, the Man, Crenshaw.

IF our borders are not defended and freedoms at home protected, the rest of it hardly matters.
Posted by: whig at October 24, 2022 06:47 PM (CXr4y)

Then focus on running grunts and not officers that spent the last 15 years in an HQ office somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:48 PM (Zz0t1)

339 Powerball lottery plug:

The annuity jackpot this night is $625 million.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:48 PM (59VTx)

340 Well, enough of a break from wood shop stuff. Back to making gewgaws for the upcoming charity event.

Later!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 24, 2022 06:48 PM (5pTK/)

341 gewgaws > doodads

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 24, 2022 06:50 PM (to2dd)

342 Seems like a very bad omen when the guy whose job is it to get Democrats elected to Congress is in danger of losing his seat in NY.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2022 06:46 PM

Awk. Ward.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 24, 2022 06:50 PM (Wnv9h)

343 Remember: Polls are for strippers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:50 PM (Zz0t1)

344 In fairness, how do you justify a security review for a guy that has a satellite net, sends rockets to the space station and has millions of sort of maybe evs, purchased with fed tax credits, because he wants to buy a social media company

Posted by: Y5 at October 24, 2022 06:51 PM (MRy2i)

345 337 I'm alien to all things Pennsylvania...What's in the water?

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at October 24, 2022 06:48 PM (ZMPCu)

If it was certain parts of Michigan, I'd say lead, and lots of it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2022 06:51 PM (ynpvh)

346 Rove should be squashed and ground into the asphalt like a rotten dumpling someone spits out from their soup.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 24, 2022 06:51 PM (oyfLT)

347 339 Powerball lottery plug:

The annuity jackpot this night is $625 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2022 06:48 PM (59VTx)

phfffft

used to seem like all the money in the world

now, it's a day's pay

Posted by: Zelensky Gecko at October 24, 2022 06:51 PM (us2H3)

348 Then focus on running grunts and not officers that spent the last 15 years in an HQ office somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge
-------------------
I would agree with that but that is not what happens.

Posted by: whig at October 24, 2022 06:51 PM (CXr4y)

349 Fetterman's wife should be charged with some sort of abuse
Posted by: REDACTED
.......

Yeah, she's been abusing cameras and mirrors her whole life.

Posted by: wth at October 24, 2022 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

350 343 Remember: Polls are for strippers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:50 PM (Zz0t1)

So Hunter Biden was very well aware of what the polls were telling him...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2022 06:51 PM (ynpvh)

351 I had boiled gewgaws with braised goat ears for breakfast this morning.

Posted by: Fetterman Lump at October 24, 2022 06:51 PM (RG7Wy)

352 I'm alien to all things Pennsylvania. Are braindead people elevated to a higher position there or is it the hate for Republicans? Oz isn't considered conservative is he? Is communism popular there? Is it the lump? What's in the water?
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at October 24, 2022 06:48 PM (ZMPCu)

Yup...lots of brain dead idiots in PA.

I made a career off of them!

Posted by: Zombie JoePa at October 24, 2022 06:52 PM (R/m4+)

353 Mood: box fort.

Posted by: Sarahw at October 24, 2022 06:52 PM (g1vnC)

354 When you're a big
And you have got
A neck that looks
Just like a bot
Hey, what's that bump?

Puttin' on the lump!

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 24, 2022 06:52 PM (SIAnw)

355 Then focus on running grunts and not officers that spent the last 15 years in an HQ office somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:48 PM (Zz0t1)

Yup. I knew a precious few NCOs and junior officers I trusted in tense situations. For the most part, the Army is just another example of how people can disappoint.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 24, 2022 06:52 PM (4HP6Z)

356 343 Remember: Polls are for strippers.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:50 PM (Zz0t1)

personally, I like doing laps

Posted by: rich stripper at October 24, 2022 06:52 PM (us2H3)

357 349 Fetterman's wife should be charged with some sort of abuse
Posted by: REDACTED
.......

Yeah, she's been abusing cameras and mirrors her whole life.

Posted by: wth at October 24, 2022 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

She's a "one Lump" gal...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2022 06:53 PM (ynpvh)

358 You ain't getting my nickle that fucking easy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 24, 2022 06:44 PM (JOtiF)

——————

Ok, I’ll throw in a broken paddleball game and this piece of string.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 24, 2022 06:53 PM (u73oe)

359 I saw Boiled Gewgaws open for GWAR at The Palodoro Ballroom in '96.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 24, 2022 06:53 PM (Zz0t1)

360 I heard that Donnie Iris song. A lot. Dang I'm old.

Posted by: Pupster at October 24, 2022 06:54 PM (Hv/7i)

361 331 Oz needs to tread lightly in the debate - few things turn an independent woman
Posted by: Y5 at October 24, 2022 06:46 PM (MRy2i)

So there's really going to be a debate? I had filed that under "things that obviously will not happen."

A good model here is Johnny Cochran in the OJ trial. At one point, the prosecution unwisely brought on a witness, a young blond woman, who was both seriously stupid and, apparently, seriously stoned. I'm talking "Farah Fawcett on Letterman." Cochran just put on a smile, and interviewed her like she was a toddler, and he was the indulgent grandpa.

I mean, he was working to exonerate a murderer and all, but it was still a slick piece of work.

Posted by: Splunge at October 24, 2022 06:54 PM (cm/80)

362 WHITE HOUSE: NOT TRUE THERE IS A NATIONAL SECURITY REVIEW OF ELON MUSK

So there is a national security review of Elon Musk's purchase of TWTR

Good to get confirmation, now let the markets do their thing!

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 24, 2022 06:54 PM (3hSHB)

363 "293 A sane Republican party would be making hay right now with the provocative deployment of our Airborne troops to Euroland risking another world war. No reason for them to be there other than raising Russian hackles.
Posted by: whig at October 24, 2022 06:39 PM (CXr4y) "

no kidding. only reason I can see for such a thing is to set up a false-flag "russian attack" on them to ignite full-scale war.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 24, 2022 06:54 PM (+BsyR)

364 358 You ain't getting my nickle that fucking easy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 24, 2022 06:44 PM (JOtiF)
——————
Ok, I’ll throw in a broken paddleball game and this piece of string.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 24, 2022 06:53 PM (u73oe)

Nothing shiny? Like a gum wrapper?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2022 06:54 PM (ynpvh)

365 gewgaws > doodads
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 24, 2022 06:50 PM (to2dd)

Bobby Dazzlers > gewgaws > doodads

Posted by: wth at October 24, 2022 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

366 Honestly, the fact that the race is tied in Pennsylvania doesn't give me hope, it makes me depressed. That a Democrat who is clearly suffering from the debilitating after-effects of a stroke, is running neck and goiter with his opponent in a Republican wave year makes me weep at how far left this country has drifted in the past 20 years.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at October 24, 2022 06:54 PM (0jlfQ)

367 361 331 Oz needs to tread lightly in the debate - few things turn an independent woman
Posted by: Y5 at October 24, 2022 06:46 PM (MRy2i)

So there's really going to be a debate? I had filed that under "things that obviously will not happen."

A good model here is Johnny Cochran in the OJ trial. At one point, the prosecution unwisely brought on a witness, a young blond woman, who was both seriously stupid and, apparently, seriously stoned. I'm talking "Farah Fawcett on Letterman." Cochran just put on a smile, and interviewed her like she was a toddler, and he was the indulgent grandpa.

I mean, he was working to exonerate a murderer and all, but it was still a slick piece of work.

Posted by: Splunge at October 24, 2022 06:54 PM (cm/80)

He'd have problems debating Rachel Jeantel...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2022 06:55 PM (ynpvh)

368 Spatchcocked Gewgaws > Boiled Gewgaws

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 24, 2022 06:56 PM (PiwSw)

369 Miley, you are too sweet. Rove can go piss up a rope and stand under the fall out.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2022 06:38 PM

Yeah. What Ben Had said.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 24, 2022 06:43 PM (Wnv9h)

Okay.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 24, 2022 06:56 PM (Mzdiz)

370 362 WHITE HOUSE: NOT TRUE THERE IS A NATIONAL SECURITY REVIEW OF ELON MUSK

So there is a national security review of Elon Musk's purchase of TWTR

Good to get confirmation, now let the markets do their thing!

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 24, 2022 06:54 PM (3hSHB)

Because Twatter is part of the Regime's security apparatus...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2022 06:56 PM (ynpvh)

371 366 Honestly, the fact that the race is tied in Pennsylvania doesn't give me hope, it makes me depressed. That a Democrat who is clearly suffering from the debilitating after-effects of a stroke, is running neck and goiter with his opponent in a Republican wave year makes me weep at how far left this country has drifted in the past 20 years.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at October 24, 2022 06:54 PM (0jlfQ)

Goiters are in the front. Voldemort is in the back.

Posted by: Splunge at October 24, 2022 06:56 PM (cm/80)

372 no kidding. only reason I can see for such a thing is to set up a false-flag "russian attack" on them to ignite full-scale war.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

I think the Biden administration would be stupid enough to actually send them into Ukraine with some bullshit like humanitarian aid etc.

A large scale Benghazi is not impossible.

Posted by: whig at October 24, 2022 06:56 PM (CXr4y)

373 Barrel for posts that appear to be a nood. I went looking but alas it was a false assumption.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at October 24, 2022 06:57 PM (ZMPCu)

374 In the clown world of Democrat politics, a red wave create a massive groundswell for nationalized elections on the far left.

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan MFers at October 24, 2022 06:57 PM (UfCS9)

375 The nickel is shiny. Ok, I’ll also throw in an old pop top from my first beer. That’s kinda shiny.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 24, 2022 06:57 PM (u73oe)

376 NOOD

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 24, 2022 06:57 PM (ynpvh)

377 Honestly, the fact that the race is tied in Pennsylvania doesn't give me hope, it makes me depressed. That a Democrat who is clearly suffering from the debilitating after-effects of a stroke, is running neck and goiter with his opponent in a Republican wave year makes me weep at how far left this country has drifted in the past 20 years.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston

I feel the same way, I hope we pull it of, but damn, is Oz really that bad that PA is willing to send someone that's clearly lost all his faculties?

Posted by: Blago at October 24, 2022 06:57 PM (RQfFu)

378 >>366 Honestly, the fact that the race is tied in Pennsylvania doesn't give me hope, it makes me depressed.

Never underestimate the sheer stupidity and greed of a union member.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 24, 2022 06:58 PM (oyfLT)

379 Holy crap! That MSNBC clip of the news lady trying to shame Trump supporters over 1/6 ...

Whoever said they could have been a sample from here was correct.

They curb-stomped her with facts the media pretends don't exist

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 24, 2022 06:58 PM (5EnGD)

380 For the mystery click. I remember hearing it. Even predicted some of the lyrics.
But I’m a little older than 29…

Posted by: justin castreau at October 24, 2022 06:58 PM (ai2Yq)

381 some real talk from Pennsylvanians:

https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1584614463466254336

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 24, 2022 06:58 PM (w0NJk)

382 So there's really going to be a debate? I had filed that under "things that obviously will not happen."
.......

The press will ask Fetterman: "Are you going to debate?"
Fettermans will reply: "Oh we did, that was yesterday. You weren't there?"

Posted by: wth at October 24, 2022 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

383 Oz's TV audience was women, hence huge name recognition. In hindsight Oz was probably the only candidate who could beat Fetterman, Democrat, known. Barnett would have been cast as an extremist.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 24, 2022 06:59 PM (Y+l9t)

384 Something from Alien is going to crawl out of Fetterman's lump and grab Oz if he starts losing.

Posted by: dartist at October 24, 2022 06:59 PM (9X/y4)

385 And Oz is going to pull Mastriano in.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 24, 2022 06:59 PM (Y+l9t)

386 Ace, the Nicolle Wallace clip you posted shows why The Tater couldn't get a job at MSNBC. He does not have a serious enough case of TMDS (Trump & MAGA Delusion Syndrome) to work on-air at MSNBC.

Nicolle, Joy Reid, Chris Hayes, and the rest of MSNBC's on-air clowns put Stelter to shame as a Trump/MAGA-hater.

Posted by: Gref at October 24, 2022 07:01 PM (AMIL/)

387 Then focus on running grunts and not officers that spent the last 15 years in an HQ office somewhere.

Grunts don't know how to do anything than break stuff and take orders from idiots and traitors without even one moment to consider how stupid, evil and dangerous the orders are.

Grunts are the worst people to have in office. They will fall into training and obey orders from anyone who claims to be their superior.

We need engineers, entrepreneurs, CFOs from successful businesses that started a decade ago as a startup. People who know how to make things work, know limitations and able to keep things in a budget.

Maybe protégés of Musk or Bezos who aren't evil.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 24, 2022 07:01 PM (3hSHB)

388 So will the rioting start before the polls close or after certification?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

That's like a 1 1/2 month window, so hard to bet.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 24, 2022 07:01 PM (YJwUM)

389 388 So will the rioting start before the polls close or after certification?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

yes

Posted by: REDACTED at October 24, 2022 07:03 PM (us2H3)

390 "gewgaws > doodads
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea"

Amateurs.

Posted by: Whirlygigs at October 24, 2022 07:04 PM (sn5EN)

391 I'm pretty turned off that Democrats are trying to push this damaged failure into the Senate. His views are bad enough but he is clearly not up to the job of a US Senator. He's an embarrassment.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2022 06:38 PM (ZLI7S)

I'm at the point that Fetterman would be the perfect Senator seeing as how downgraded it has become. There was a political cartoonist (McNalley?) used to draw members of the UN wearing outlandish clothes and things like cooking pots on their heads. It was the Star Wars bar scene before Star wars. Congress as a whole are unserious, stupid, grifters.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 24, 2022 07:04 PM (4+bFW)

392 You know, the Quick Hits thread is up.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 24, 2022 07:04 PM (7bRMQ)

393 I'm old enough to remember when everyone thought Donny Iris was gay but nobody cares.

Posted by: fd at October 24, 2022 07:05 PM (sn5EN)

394 Can you imagine Fet getting The Lump lanced, and what comes out. "Julie, put down the emesis basin and grab that bucket. Stat!"

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 24, 2022 07:05 PM (lz5hY)

395 Cared

Posted by: fd at October 24, 2022 07:06 PM (sn5EN)

396 Oz's TV audience was women, hence huge name recognition. In hindsight Oz was probably the only candidate who could beat Fetterman, Democrat, known. Barnett would have been cast as an extremist.

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have you guys seen this guy on the trail?

holy shit, it's not even fair. It's going to be globetrotters/generals.

he may even hold an intervention for Fetterman during the debate.

boy, the left sure did trick us into nominating "people who do good on tv and talk pretty" while they go with the "lizard demons who can barely walk"

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 24, 2022 07:06 PM (MLrvz)

397 I feel the same way, I hope we pull it of, but damn, is Oz really that bad that PA is willing to send someone that's clearly lost all his faculties?

Its becoming increasingly clear that quality, character, ability or virtue are not valued at all. Thanks to a government education where braindead drones now fortified with spike-protein damaged neuro systems, drugged up on a list of psychotropics choose our future tyrants and sociopaths.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 24, 2022 07:06 PM (3hSHB)

398 I know in 2012, we were like Paul Ryan v Biden. debate master!!!

but I don't even care about Oz loving trannies. Oz is, from what I've seen so smooth and charismatic, he'd have to been a deep state plant and actually have to show up with his dick hanging out to lose voters in the deba...oh shit.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 24, 2022 07:07 PM (MLrvz)

399 In hindsight Oz was probably the only candidate who could beat Fetterman, Democrat, known. Barnett would have been cast as an extremist.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at
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Next two years she should work with Trumpers building creds.

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at October 24, 2022 07:08 PM (vW9Vw)

400 I know in 2012, we were like Paul Ryan v Biden. debate master!!!

I'm convinced that prior to that "debate" Biden was coked up like Scarface.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 24, 2022 07:09 PM (3hSHB)

401 A sane Republican party would be making hay right now with the provocative deployment of our Airborne troops to Euroland risking another world war. No reason for them to be there other than raising Russian hackles.
Posted by: whig at October 24, 2022 06:39 PM (CXr4y)

Too much of the GOP is all in on Forever Wars.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at October 24, 2022 06:41 PM (EpDzw)

Send a very light infantry unit to a mechanized war on the Plains of eastern Europe?

That is the kind of out of the box thinking that gets US Army Units destroyed. Sort of like evacuating from a one runway airport in the bottom of a valley surrounded by Kabul City. Or those thrown together "Task Forces" sent to South Korea to stop the T-34s of the NK Army. Or General Custer riding rings around the entire Sioux Nation

Posted by: rd at October 24, 2022 07:12 PM (Z32m1)

402 Not to mention those Biden numbers aren't based on reality in the first place, as 2020 was a far outlier election with numbers will never see again.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 24, 2022 07:28 PM (jlDDf)

403 Puddinhead said in a Sunday interview that he would ban assault weapons and limit gun owners to "eight bullets per round."

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Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 24, 2022 07:36 PM (sWM8x)

404 323

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 24, 2022 06:44 PM (ChSnH)
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That's the damn troof.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at October 24, 2022 07:42 PM (hAWfj)

405 I keep thinking The Alien will go full John Hurt and pop out of Fettetman’s neck. Then I look at his face and think maybe it already has.

Posted by: Paco Pacem at October 24, 2022 07:53 PM (BDs8l)

406 Fetterman and the "Club for (Morbid) Growth"

Lol.

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Biden to Campaign for John Fetterman;
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