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Grandpa Felonyfingers Grabs a Clearly Uncomfortable Child From Behind to Get In a Quick Sniff

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"Mmm... you smell like bubblegum and adrenochrome!"

Although Joe Biden pretended to apologize for his previous molestation of women and underage girls and promised to #DoBetter, he is a demented old man with deteriorating memory and executive function. He does not have impulse control. He is in his second childhood. When he wants to touch and sniff a child, he touches and sniffs a child.

Story at the Post Millennial by the guy who took the video, who reminds us that one of Grandpa Funnyfingers' favorite "jokes" is to tell young girls "no serious dating until you're 30."

Serious dating = sex. Why is he constantly bringing this up with children?

You know why.

Kurt Schlichter
@KurtSchlichter

Get away from her you freaking weirdo what do you think she is your daughter? Does this look like a shower? Are you doing is main thing the guys at the Lincoln project jealous, or would be if it wasn't a girl.

And what is even more worrying -- a Secret Service agent keeps trying to block the line of sight of the man videotaping this.

He should be reassigned to one of the less desirable sections of the Service. The Secret Service is there to protect the "president's" body, not his reputation or political standing. They are there to stop bullets, not citizen journalism and free speech.

This is America. Are we now paying thugs to act as Dear Leader's Praetorian?

Meanwhile, this nasty old elder-abuser got booed at an Eagles game.

There was no brotherly love for first lady Jill Biden from Philadelphia Eagles fans Sunday night.

Biden, who was raised just outside Philadelphia, and doesn't hide her support for the city's pro teams, was greeted with boos as she took part in the coin toss prior to the matchup between the Eagles and the Dallas Cowboys.

The first lady was serving as the Eagles' honorary captain for the game and was also present to promote the Biden administration’s Cancer Moonshot initiative.

Jill Biden received the traditional greeting from the Philly Phaithful as she took the field with cancer patients, survivors and their families.

The jeering did not go unnoticed on social media.

The leftwing network, of course, muted the booing, or dialed up the sound of the pre-recorded "Fly Eagles Fly" song.

Posted by: Ace at 03:08 PM




Comments

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1 This is the moral man NeverTrump looked to in order to save America from the amoral Donald Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 17, 2022 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

2 Her hair smelled strong as hell.

Posted by: Joey Biden at October 17, 2022 03:08 PM (QYPq3)

3 Sponge!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2022 03:08 PM (dj317)

4 Badfinger's praetorian guard tried to discourage the dude filming....

Remember the civil service is totally non-partisan you guys!

Posted by: sven at October 17, 2022 03:09 PM (Lzpvj)

5 Read the content. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 17, 2022 03:09 PM (cwelv)

6 The poor girl looks terrified

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 17, 2022 03:09 PM (eGTCV)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 17, 2022 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

8 This just shows what shitty parents there are out there.

WHY would you let your daughter anywhere NEAR this pedo freak?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 17, 2022 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Hey Joe! Soon.

Posted by: Stan at October 17, 2022 03:10 PM (PiwSw)

10 At least he didn't tweak THIS girl's nipples like he did a few of the other ones

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2022 03:10 PM (ESjRY)

11 1 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 17, 2022 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

In all honesty, it probably is for the best for all involved not to ask "My wife's boyfriends' favorite fluffer" shirt wearing guys with Moobs for moral advice....clarity came late a lot like me....wheeeee.......

//Davey Fwench

Posted by: sven at October 17, 2022 03:10 PM (Lzpvj)

12 lol

that little girl still idolizes the old perv 'cause MUH 'BORTIONS!

Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2022 03:10 PM (dCxaZ)

13 Why does anyone show up at a Biden event with their underage daughter?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 17, 2022 03:10 PM (cwelv)

14 Why would a father allow a daughter on a stage with Creepy?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 17, 2022 03:11 PM (eGTCV)

15 Whispers in her ear: Say, are you busy later, wanna try on some of Jill's outfits ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 17, 2022 03:11 PM (M+Lyo)

16 I hesitate to comment until DOCTOR Jill weighs in.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2022 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

17 Why does anyone show up at a Biden event with their underage daughter?

They want an Arkansas stripper baby type payoff?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2022 03:11 PM (ESjRY)

18 ace should also mention that Biden did the ice cream meme. economy's fine, jack!

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 17, 2022 03:11 PM (MLrvz)

19 Just imagine how many crimes the Secret Service is complicit in...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at October 17, 2022 03:11 PM (xcxpd)

20 Are you doing is main thing the guys at the Lincoln project jealous, or would be if it wasn't a girl.

"All you're doing is making the guys at LP jealous..."

Kurt must have voice-txtd this post

Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2022 03:11 PM (dCxaZ)

21 8 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 17, 2022 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

It is like an advanced class in ideological cuckery for moms and dads.

Mom is so thrilled with donkey defending abortion she is game recall "presidential kneepads?"

Dad knows the kink is in the shame.

Posted by: sven at October 17, 2022 03:11 PM (Lzpvj)

22 We also have to restrain him from masturbating at these events. At least get him to wait until he's back in limo. Not an easy task.

Posted by: Secret Service at October 17, 2022 03:12 PM (2javT)

23 This is the man Romney said was "good and decent."

You have to ask: What is Romney hiding that he feels compelled to defend and normalize an obvious child sex predator?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 17, 2022 03:12 PM (Zf0+a)

24 This is America. Are we now paying thugs to act as Dear Leader's Praetorian?

Posted by: Ace at 03:08 PM



Narrator's Voice: This is no longer America.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 17, 2022 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

25 Jill's an Attention Whore.
Kamala's just a Whore.

Posted by: Stan at October 17, 2022 03:12 PM (PiwSw)

26 oh, I'll repeat the joke I stole from Insta:

Joe's so mad about Dr. Jill, the Doctor, being booed, he's going to send the FBI to SWAT raid Don Henley.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 17, 2022 03:12 PM (MLrvz)

27 You know, I just don't care. She showed up to see Grandpa Gropey, no doubt taken there by her parents, so I don't care what happens to her.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 17, 2022 03:12 PM (ppBhU)

28 Put your hands like that on my young children (when they were still minors) and you'll eat your pureed soft food thru a straw with a hook hand the rest of your miserable life.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2022 03:12 PM (4I/2K)

29 And what is even more worrying -- a Secret Service agent keeps trying to block the line of sight of the man videotaping this. ... The Secret Service is there to protect the "president's" body, not his reputation or political standing. They are there to stop bullets, not citizen journalism and free speech.

This is America. Are we now paying thugs to act as Dear Leader's Praetorian?

++++
You're saying the same thing, Ace. Malinformation - and more pictures of Gropey Joe doing what he does best is most definitely malinformation - is the same as a bullet. It is a form of violence and must be controlled toghtly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2022 03:12 PM (t0OGg)

30 Biden, who was raised just outside Philadelphia,

DOCTOR Jill is from Darby?

Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2022 03:12 PM (dCxaZ)

31 He has a thing for young nubile redheads who may or may not have pubic hair it seems....

Posted by: sven at October 17, 2022 03:12 PM (Lzpvj)

32 According to the Democrats, this is perfectly fine.

He has a (D) after his name and his replacement is even worse, politically.

Therefore everything he does is just "Joe being Joe!"

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 17, 2022 03:13 PM (N1tpc)

33 Conservative case for giving your young daughter to Joe Biden.
-D French

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at October 17, 2022 03:13 PM (53oGX)

34 Why does his handlers let Creepy Joe get anywhere near a young girl, or any girl for that matter?? He obviously moved into position and was standing behind her for at least a few seconds. Plenty of time to intervene. Creepy Joe sees hair, he sniffs. He sees young girls, he gives them sexual advice. I can't believe his handers aren't wise to this yet.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 17, 2022 03:13 PM (iFTx/)

35 Hey, it was all in the spirit of Halloween. Mooo-whoooo-haha!

Posted by: Creepy Joe at October 17, 2022 03:13 PM (zL564)

36 we love joe biden ever since we learned he smells like rotting fruit.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2022 03:13 PM (kFrCu)

37 At least he didn't tweak THIS girl's nipples like he did a few of the other ones
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2022 03:10 PM (ESjRY)



At least he wasn't able to put his hand INSIDE the diaper.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 17, 2022 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

38 In this case, she doesn't look so much creeped out as awkward with this wierdo adult stranger giving her dating advice. But yeah, puts his hands on her and starts talking about "serious dating" which is just creepy either way.

But the scumbag cannot help himself, and its one more really uncomfortable picture to put in the gigantic collage of him groping and sniffing girls.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 03:13 PM (Ivdso)

39 Joe Bin likes them young.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 17, 2022 03:13 PM (KY22T)

40 SS is paid to protect The Big Guy, not the children he molests.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 17, 2022 03:13 PM (nnp+f)

41 Re those Iggle fans, they're not booing, they're chanting, "Daaaaaaave!!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 17, 2022 03:13 PM (906pl)

42 Damn, Harry Reid offered me a good deal on The Van before the Vegas Outfit kicked the shit out of him. You try to make a righteous abduction with a Corvette, and people talk.

Don Retardo de Scranton y Wilmington, La Marca de Caca

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 17, 2022 03:13 PM (lz5hY)

43 And what is even more worrying -- a Secret Service agent keeps trying to block the line of sight of the man videotaping this.

Is there any portion of the federal service which isn't completely corrupt?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 17, 2022 03:13 PM (zhLdt)

44 as a puerto rican, black man...would Biden root for the eagles? I think that's more of a Redskins or Cowboys fan base, right?

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 17, 2022 03:14 PM (MLrvz)

45 It is like an advanced class in ideological cuckery for moms and dads.

Mom is so thrilled with donkey defending abortion she is game recall "presidential kneepads?"

Dad knows the kink is in the shame.
Posted by: sven at October 17, 2022 03:11 PM (Lzpvj)

Munchausen cuckery by proxy

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2022 03:14 PM (4I/2K)

46 Were this girl's parents:
1. Unaware of Gropey Joe's proclivities
2. Indifferent to Gropey Joe's proclivities
3. Willing to accommodate Gropey Joe's proclivities for power or influence, however minor - even if it's just getting to their friends "I got to meet the president!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2022 03:14 PM (t0OGg)

47 27 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 17, 2022 03:12 PM (ppBhU)

While it is a temptation to go down that road, I will remind you that even the communists have limits to their depravity.

Beria pissed a lot of folks off.

Posted by: sven at October 17, 2022 03:14 PM (Lzpvj)

48 >>Why does anyone show up at a Biden event with their underage daughter?

Why show up at all?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2022 03:14 PM (ZLI7S)

49 I can't imagine doing anything that would run the risk of my kid coming within a football field of this idiot. Yikes.

Posted by: Catherine at October 17, 2022 03:14 PM (5Sy9E)

50
DOCTOR Jill is from Darby?
Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2022 03:12 PM (dCxaZ)



There are trailer parks in Darby?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 17, 2022 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

51 "This is America. Are we now paying thugs to act as Dear Leader's Praetorian?"

No, it's not. And yes, we are.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 17, 2022 03:14 PM (iFTx/)

52
I miss Veterans Stadium, when a 'D' cell from the 700 level ensured piece in our time.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 17, 2022 03:15 PM (y3pKJ)

53 Why is joe biden campaigning in Filthadelphia?


That would be the last place a democrat would need to campaign in.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2022 03:15 PM (bVYXr)

54 Little girls' AWFL mom insists she never bathe again, not after she has been honored by the sniffing of Teh Great Bidet

Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2022 03:15 PM (dCxaZ)

55 'The conservative case for letting the President molest your daughter!'

Posted by: David French holding his wife's boyfriend's nutsack at October 17, 2022 03:15 PM (EHcEg)

56 re 34: where was the person in the easter bunny outfit who pushed biden away from reporters at that easter egg thing? that person could be biden's personal security person.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2022 03:15 PM (kFrCu)

57 That's a highly suggestive screenshot.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 17, 2022 03:15 PM (+1Ie+)

58 Trump owned Miss Teenage International Beauty Pageant until the sponsors who footed the cost forced him out. Girls (under 1 and chaperone complained he was always perving around the dressing room that was off limits to men

Posted by: Paul at October 17, 2022 03:15 PM (UgSvo)

59 What fucking assholes would let their kid near this mental defective?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 17, 2022 03:15 PM (3Lw3j)

60 She's not a bleeping doctor!!!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 17, 2022 03:15 PM (kXYt5)

61 He should be reassigned to one of the less desirable sections of the Service. The Secret Service is there to protect the "president's" body, not his reputation or political standing.

I agree, that is clearly not his job, and he's acting as a political activist and handler, not a protection detail. His job isn't to protect the president from bad publicity but I have no doubt at all that they've been doing it for many presidents now. I wonder how many times they had to cover for Bill Clinton and hide his escapades.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 03:15 PM (Ivdso)

62 45 Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2022 03:14 PM (4I/2K)

Their histrionics about Handmaiden's Tale is because they ABSOLUTELY are freakazoids with a lot of sexual hang-ups.

So magically a book written as an indictment of Iran's theocrats becomes "evil conservatives (I secretly want debauched by)...."

It'd be funny if the stakes were not so high.

Posted by: sven at October 17, 2022 03:16 PM (Lzpvj)

63 The worst part isn't fondling Joe's behavior - as bad as it is - but the fact that the parents aren't raising a stink about these incidents because they're political partisans who'd rather protect the party than their own children.

Posted by: can of spam at October 17, 2022 03:16 PM (/O7Zf)

64 Posted this right at the nood.

Jill vs Futurama

https://tinyurl.com/3wmamtjr

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice, Big proponent of mixed sex marriage at October 17, 2022 03:16 PM (uLr+K)

65 @1

>>This is the moral man NeverTrump looked to in order to save America from the amoral Donald Trump.

Donald Trumps only kink was banging hot adult women then marrying them.

He's sort of a ersatz Zsa-Zsa Gabor.

He even had a hit TV series.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2022 03:16 PM (up/3i)

66 Redefine a bit...

"Serious Dating" implies exclusive dating of one person over a longer period of time

"Non-Serious Dating" implies hook up culture...

Posted by: Drobaselt at October 17, 2022 03:16 PM (VugHG)

67 Why does his handlers let Creepy Joe get anywhere near a young girl, or any girl for that matter?? He obviously moved into position and was standing behind her for at least a few seconds. Plenty of time to intervene. Creepy Joe sees hair, he sniffs. He sees young girls, he gives them sexual advice. I can't believe his handers aren't wise to this yet.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 17, 2022 03:13 PM (iFTx/)
++++
In seriousness, I suspect they're trying to walk a fine line. They probably stop him most of the time through careful redirection but sometimes - like when he's on a bike or this incident - he is able to make the target. Then the Secret Service and his other handlers have to make a choice: do they forcibly intervene and risk giving the game away even more, or do they try to get him disengaged quickly?

The Easter Bunny kerfuffle is the risk of the former, this is the risk of the latter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2022 03:16 PM (t0OGg)

68 "Would you let Creepy Joe around your children?"

Pimping out your own minors is a pretty consistent hallmark of a dysfunctioning - or malfunctioning/malformed - society.

Posted by: somedood at October 17, 2022 03:16 PM (BbSpR)

69 There are trailer parks in Darby?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 17, 2022 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

And $100 dollar bills...

Posted by: James Carville at October 17, 2022 03:16 PM (PiwSw)

70 At least he didn't tweak THIS girl's nipples like he did a few of the other ones
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2022 03:10 PM (ESjRY)


C'mon, man, she was waaaaay too old for me. -- Creepin' Joe

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 17, 2022 03:16 PM (zhLdt)

71 chaperone complained he was always perving around the dressing room that was off limits to men

One guy was upset the host was near a room?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 03:16 PM (Ivdso)

72 She's not a bleeping doctor!!!!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at October 17, 2022 03:15 PM (kXYt5)



She should be Surgeon General!

- - Whoopsie Goldfarb

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 17, 2022 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

73 Bad and immoral: Trump says the word "pussy"

Good and upright: Biden molesting tweens and giving staffers the old two finger hello

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2022 03:17 PM (ESjRY)

74 Listen here fat! She smelled like prell and she could have had sex with men other than me OK.

Posted by: My word as a biden! at October 17, 2022 03:17 PM (ZMPCu)

75 Don't Joe's handlers ask him to control himself? Do they punish when he doesn't?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 17, 2022 03:17 PM (eGTCV)

76 At least he didn't tweak THIS girl's nipples like he did a few of the other ones

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2022 03:10 PM (ESjRY)

Thank heaven for small mercies.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 17, 2022 03:17 PM (yHsuS)

77 Serious dating = sex. Why is he constantly bringing this up with children?

-----------

I think it was the opposite. Biden was telling this 12 year old girl to fuck as many men as possible (hopefully older hair sniffers) and only get serious about a relationship at 30.

BTW why isn't the Left going crazy about Biden assuming this girls gender and her sexual orientation. The bastard.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 17, 2022 03:17 PM (cMXNt)

78 In his head he's the smooth operator the ladies love. Also small children.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at October 17, 2022 03:17 PM (DePyg)

79 Remember when they forced Trump to take a Dementia Test?

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2022 03:17 PM (3n7z/)

80 Try behaving like that in the workplace.
Even if you are the boss.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, in vino veritas at October 17, 2022 03:17 PM (7NKxb)

81 Showers until you're 11, no serious boys until you're 30.

Posted by: Ashley Biden at October 17, 2022 03:17 PM (LaNzR)

82 Why does anyone show up at a Biden event with their underage daughter?
Posted by: Dave in Fla

The same reason stage mothers take their kids to producers offices.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2022 03:18 PM (bJxw1)

83 Pimping out your own minors is a pretty consistent hallmark of a dysfunctioning - or malfunctioning/malformed - society.
===
when shamelessness is a virtue, your society is fcuked.

Posted by: That's pretty freaking bad at October 17, 2022 03:18 PM (aA8DL)

84 Posted this right at the nood.

Jill vs Futurama

https://tinyurl.com/3wmamtjr
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice, Big proponent of mixed sex marriage at October 17, 2022 03:16 PM (uLr+K)



LMFFAO!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 17, 2022 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

85 And what is even more worrying -- a Secret Service agent keeps trying to block the line of sight of the man videotaping this.

Is there any portion of the federal service which isn't completely corrupt?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 17, 2022 03:13 PM (zhLdt)

no

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 03:18 PM (eoQWY)

86 "Serious Dating" implies exclusive dating of one person over a longer period of time

"Non-Serious Dating" implies hook up culture


Exactly. He was talking to her about how she shouldn't marry until 30 but be sexually active whenever she wanted. That's creepy even if it comes from parents, let alone from some totally unrelated stranger she's never met before in her life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 03:18 PM (Ivdso)

87 Their histrionics about Handmaiden's Tale is because they ABSOLUTELY are freakazoids with a lot of sexual hang-ups.


Jean Carroll, the woman the left dug up to claim Trump raped her, claims rape is "sexy".

These people are insane.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2022 03:18 PM (ESjRY)

88 Joe Biden doesn't sniff black girls.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 17, 2022 03:18 PM (YM32j)

89 Why does anyone show up at a Biden event with their underage daughter?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 17, 2022 03:10 PM (cwelv)


Sacrificing your daughter to the king might get you a barony.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 17, 2022 03:18 PM (zhLdt)

90 Why.

Must.

You.

Always.

Touch.

Them?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2022 03:18 PM (lf83v)

91
There are trailer parks in Darby?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 17, 2022 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)


No, but there's a few crackhouses and shooting galleries.

anyhoo, she was born in Hammonton NJ and raised in Willow Grove. Neither of those two places is just outside Philadelphia. Unless ur using bIdEN MaTheMAtIcS

Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2022 03:18 PM (dCxaZ)

92 Funny Farm is a very good movie

Posted by: JTinKC at October 17, 2022 03:18 PM (VBGGe)

93 He has a thing for young nubile redheads who may or may not have pubic hair it seems....
Posted by: sven at October 17, 2022 03:12 PM (Lzpvj)

"Do you want to try on Ashley's birthday suit?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2022 03:18 PM (Dpxgd)

94 Dirty old f@ck still at it eh?

Posted by: Orin Hatch's Ghost at October 17, 2022 03:19 PM (OZjDX)

95 46 Were this girl's parents:
1. Unaware of Gropey Joe's proclivities
2. Indifferent to Gropey Joe's proclivities
3. Willing to accommodate Gropey Joe's proclivities for power or influence, however minor - even if it's just getting to their friends "I got to meet the president!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2022 03:14 PM (t0OGg)
_________________

I had the same thought. But more globally, it's why I can't get that bothered over harm to children of leftwing parents who voted for and support the policies harming their children. If their own parents don't care, why should I?

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 17, 2022 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

96 sure, paul

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 17, 2022 03:19 PM (MLrvz)

97 In his head he's the smooth operator the ladies love. Also small children.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at

Is he the pompatous of love?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 17, 2022 03:19 PM (eGTCV)

98 Here's another one from Saturdays Baskin Robbins visit. He's just gotta sweep in and get close to these girls.

https://tinyurl.com/8kd8fdmh

Posted by: lowandslow at October 17, 2022 03:19 PM (qH6FZ)

99 Joe Biden doesn't sniff black girls.

I did some him feel up a young asian girl though.

See they really are white adjacent!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2022 03:19 PM (ESjRY)

100 Joe Biden doesn't sniff black girls.
___________

Excellent point. Does he even appear with them?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2022 03:19 PM (lf83v)

101 Does she look excited to be so close to the Fake President, or scared, disturbed and disgusted to be perved on by an old man because girls have an innate sensitivity to this stuff?

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2022 03:20 PM (3n7z/)

102 You have to ask: What is Romney hiding that he feels compelled to defend and normalize an obvious child sex predator?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 17, 2022 03:12 PM (Zf0+a)


An absolute fuckload of money from Ukraine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 17, 2022 03:20 PM (zhLdt)

103 we'll all just mentally cue up the the Sure Thing, Jan gif

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 17, 2022 03:20 PM (MLrvz)

104 https://tinyurl.com/3wmamtjr
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice, Big proponent of mixed sex marriage at October 17, 2022 03:16 PM (uLr+K)


O.M.G.

Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2022 03:20 PM (dCxaZ)

105 n seriousness, I suspect they're trying to walk a fine line. They probably stop him most of the time through careful redirection but sometimes - like when he's on a bike or this incident - he is able to make the target. Then the Secret Service and his other handlers have to make a choice: do they forcibly intervene and risk giving the game away even more, or do they try to get him disengaged quickly?

The Easter Bunny kerfuffle is the risk of the former, this is the risk of the latter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2022 03:16 PM (t0OGg)

Sorry, the "ham and eggers" are more mythological than the Loch Ness Monster. I mean, I've seen *pictures* of Nessie, at least three.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 03:20 PM (eoQWY)

106 Why does anyone show up at a Biden event with their underage daughter?
Posted by: Dave in Fla

The same reason stage mothers take their kids to producers offices.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2022 03:18 PM (bJxw1)

You take that back, mister!

Posted by: Brooke Shields' Mom at October 17, 2022 03:20 PM (4I/2K)

107 87 Their histrionics about Handmaiden's Tale is because they ABSOLUTELY are freakazoids with a lot of sexual hang-ups.

Ace's bean flicking post about Handmaid's Tale was as true as it gets.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 17, 2022 03:20 PM (OZjDX)

108 chaperone complained he was always perving around the dressing room that was off limits to men

I mean when your best response is "some guy complained once that Trump was near a dressing room" you've already conceded the argument. Especially when your opponent can point to dozens of examples of Biden molesting and being super creepy around children ON LIVE TELEVISION.

I mean. That's the best you can do? You thought Trump sitting in the back of a limo with his daughter was evidence of incest when Biden's own daughter complains about him showering with her in her tweens?????

That's all you got?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 03:20 PM (Ivdso)

109 You know the rule. No serious commenting after 100 posts.

Posted by: Hands at October 17, 2022 03:20 PM (786Ro)

110 The trailer Parks in the Philly area are actually pretty nice. It’s those trailer Kims you’ve got to watch out for.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 17, 2022 03:21 PM (cPemv)

111 "The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed" might be my favorite saying of the week.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2022 03:21 PM (NlFlr)

112 in his head...can you imagine the shitshow fantasy world that is in his head?

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 17, 2022 03:21 PM (MLrvz)

113 Jill's an Attention Whore.
Kamala's just a Whore.
Posted by: Stan at October 17, 2022 03:12 PM (PiwSw)


Be fair. Jill's a better whore than Kamala. Jill got to be carried by the man she whored herself out to for life.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 17, 2022 03:21 PM (zhLdt)

114 I hesitate to comment until DOCTOR Jill weighs in.
Posted by: wth at October 17, 2022 03:11 PM


Don't forget, it's our job to tell you what you think.

Posted by: Mika B. at October 17, 2022 03:21 PM (a3Q+t)

115 Odds are good that Pedo Joe's SS detachment detail has been selected for political purity.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 17, 2022 03:21 PM (IP9GB)

116 Sorry, the "ham and eggers" are more mythological than the Loch Ness Monster. I mean, I've seen *pictures* of Nessie, at least three.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 03:20 PM (eoQWY)
++++
I didn't imply - or, at least, I didn't mean to - that they're trying to be honorable or just or anything like that. They're walking a fine line between active early intervention (the Easter Bunny) and rapid disengagement if he's able to break through and do this. This is not for any *good* reason, but to try to protect the president's reputation on behalf of the Party.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2022 03:21 PM (t0OGg)

117 What fucking assholes would let their kid near this mental defective?
________

Ping Pong Pizza, anyone?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2022 03:21 PM (lf83v)

118 Why show up at all?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2022 03:14 PM (ZLI7S)

Well, if you had a real bad case of the farts, it'd be good place to be.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2022 03:22 PM (Dpxgd)

119 He should be reassigned to one of the less desirable sections of the Service. The Secret Service is there to protect the "president's" body, not his reputation or political standing. They are there to stop bullets, not citizen journalism and free speech.

Lilly Raines: The President was humiliated.

Frank Horrigan: He's alive, isn't he?

Lilly Raines: Yeah, well, we're here to safeguard his dignity as well.

Frank Horrigan: I'm not paid for that.

Lilly Raines: What about the time Kennedy's girlfriend was caught in the White House and you said she was with you?

Frank Horrigan: Don't you go believing every rumor someone tells you.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2022 03:22 PM (n+4am)

120 Why does anyone show up at a Biden event with their underage daughter?

Posted by: Dave in Fla



Why do I dangle bacon when I want my dog come over?

Posted by: Hands at October 17, 2022 03:22 PM (786Ro)

121 The trailer Parks in the Philly area are actually pretty nice. It’s those trailer Kims you’ve got to watch out for.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 17, 2022 03:21 PM (cPemv)
++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2022 03:22 PM (t0OGg)

122 Does she look excited to be so close to the Fake President, or scared, disturbed and disgusted to be perved on by an old man because girls have an innate sensitivity to this stuff?
==
If by innate sensitivity you mean she can feel his other hand on her ass, you are correct sir.

Posted by: He'd do more if he could at October 17, 2022 03:22 PM (X81ac)

123 07 87 Their histrionics about Handmaiden's Tale is because they ABSOLUTELY are freakazoids with a lot of sexual hang-ups.

////

libs be like, "oh noes, the handmaids tale is coming"

also the libs "let's cutoff our penises and pretend to be women and dress like whores from 10th avenue in 1977."

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 17, 2022 03:22 PM (MLrvz)

124 Here's another one from Saturdays Baskin Robbins visit. He's just gotta sweep in and get close to these girls.

https://tinyurl.com/8kd8fdmh
Posted by: lowandslow at October 17, 2022 03:19 PM (qH6FZ)

Like his staged bicycle excursions this past summer. Always makes a beeline right to the young girl.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2022 03:22 PM (4I/2K)

125 You take that back, mister!
Posted by: Brooke Shields' Mom


The really weird thing is that supposedly Brooke was a virgin until college. Despite being in Playboy nude at age 10 and continually sexualized her entire teenage life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 03:22 PM (Ivdso)

126 Does Paul have membership in The United Creeps of America?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 17, 2022 03:22 PM (eGTCV)

127 88 Joe Biden doesn't sniff black girls.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 17, 2022 03:18 PM (YM32j)
________________

The Shea Moisture fragrance is too strong for him

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 17, 2022 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

128 The only thing that's going stop this perv and his antics is a knuckle-sandwich from an outraged dad.

Posted by: Halfhand at October 17, 2022 03:23 PM (0Ycwe)

129 Wow, just wow. Has a First Lady ever been booed before?? Or is this just Philly being Philly?

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 17, 2022 03:23 PM (tQL7r)

130 Why show up at all?

Posted by: JackStraw



This ^

Posted by: Hands at October 17, 2022 03:23 PM (786Ro)

131 "The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed" might be my favorite saying of the week.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2022 03:21 PM


Lube is overrated.

Posted by: Surprise Otters at October 17, 2022 03:23 PM (a3Q+t)

132 Joe Biden doesn't sniff black girls.
___________

Excellent point. Does he even appear with them?


Well, I was basically raised in a black church so I gots my black sniffing in back in the day, homes.

Posted by: Keepin' It Real Joey B at October 17, 2022 03:23 PM (EHcEg)

133 Poor girl is gonna have nightmares.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2022 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

134 14 Why would a father allow a daughter on a stage with Creepy?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 17, 2022 03:11 PM (eGTCV)


And this is a sad testament about fathers nowadays. It isn't like it is a secret that Biden is a creep around young girls. Why isn't her father right next to her to make sure he doesn't do anything untoward or make his daughter uncomfortable?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 17, 2022 03:23 PM (N39Ws)

135 She was asking for it.

From the previous thread, my guess is What word will work? When?

Posted by: Eeyore at October 17, 2022 03:23 PM (TgBWG)

136 He has a thing for young nubile redheads who may or may not have pubic hair it seems....
Posted by: sven at October 17, 2022 03:12 PM (Lzpvj)

"Do you want to try on Ashley's birthday suit?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2022 03:18 PM (Dpxgd)

I have ice cream. Do you like puppies?

Posted by: Brandon at October 17, 2022 03:23 PM (yHsuS)

137 123 Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 17, 2022 03:22 PM (MLrvz)

Remember when the end of Beyond the Valley of the Dolls was shocking and not viewed as a how to guide by the academic class?

Posted by: sven at October 17, 2022 03:24 PM (Lzpvj)

138 110 The trailer Parks in the Philly area are actually pretty nice. It’s those trailer Kims you’ve got to watch out for.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 17, 2022 03:21 PM (cPemv)

You Die Joe!

Posted by: Rocket Man at October 17, 2022 03:24 PM (PiwSw)

139 >>>I'm a lifelong Jets fan and yesterday they went into Lambeau and kicked the ever living shit out of Rogers and the Packers.
~~~~~

Total fluke.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2022 03:24 PM (3ImbR)

140 129 Wow, just wow. Has a First Lady ever been booed before?? Or is this just Philly being Philly?
Posted by: Prime Sister at October 17, 2022 03:23 PM (tQL7r)

You have to have money to attend a Philly game...

If you have any money at all, are you a Biden fan at this point?

Posted by: Nova local at October 17, 2022 03:24 PM (exHjb)

141 "Mmm... you smell like bubblegum and ADRENOCHROME"

///


Love it, Chuy

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 17, 2022 03:24 PM (tQL7r)

142 I mean. That's the best you can do? You thought Trump sitting in the back of a limo with his daughter was evidence of incest when Biden's own daughter complains about him showering with her in her tweens?????

That's all you got?
====
*#*&)%&)&#^!*#)R*475^^(@*#_++

Posted by: Paul's Brain at October 17, 2022 03:24 PM (II77Z)

143 Flip Eagles fly, away from the rampant crime, Bidenflation and Felony Foul Fingers grasp of perversion.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 17, 2022 03:24 PM (T0jQj)

144
anyhoo, she was born in Hammonton NJ and raised in Willow Grove. Neither of those two places is just outside Philadelphia. Unless ur using bIdEN MaTheMAtIcS

Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2022 03:18 PM


Willow Grove had some nasty Section 8 housing way back when, that I imagine no longer stands. What a freakin' eye-soar. It might take 10-15 minutes to make it into Philly from there. So imho 'outside' is justifiable.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 17, 2022 03:25 PM (y3pKJ)

145 Has a First Lady ever been booed before??

My guess is that most of them have been booed, but not quite that loudly and unanimously.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 03:25 PM (Ivdso)

146 How can you not link Audacity of Grope. The Left gave us that present and we should use it every chance we get.

Posted by: polynikes at October 17, 2022 03:25 PM (JFJ0Q)

147 remember when FJB erupted at NASCAR and the newsbint covered it up by saying "Brandon"?

Was there similar flat-footed attempt at covering for Petunia Prostitute here?

Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2022 03:25 PM (dCxaZ)

148 @30. Yo! It was actually a great place to grow up in decades ago.

Actually, Jilly was born in Hammonton, NJ & spent some time in the state growing up. There are still people with her family's original last name living in the area.

Posted by: Lola at October 17, 2022 03:25 PM (NIYa7)

149 I saw a headline somewhere that said the girl he's grabbing is a teenager. She looks very young. Twelve-teen?

Posted by: m at October 17, 2022 03:25 PM (euHgA)

150 Was Joe there to lead everyone into the showers?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 17, 2022 03:25 PM (T0jQj)

151 "Wow, just wow. Has a First Lady ever been booed before?? Or is this just Philly being Philly?"
Posted by: Prime Sister at October 17, 2022 03:23 PM (tQL7r)

I remember when Sarah Palin was cheered at a Philly hockey game and the left beside themselves.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 17, 2022 03:26 PM (qH6FZ)

152 Trump said if he was someone else he'd want to date his daugther.

Joe Biden actually did "date" his own daughter and routinely frenchs his granddaughters in public.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2022 03:26 PM (ESjRY)

153 Try behaving like that in the workplace.
Even if you are the boss.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, in vino veritas at October 17, 2022 03:17 PM (7NKxb)

***

Well...

Posted by: Billy Jeff from Chapaqua at October 17, 2022 03:26 PM (flINI)

154 And this is a sad testament about fathers nowadays. It isn't like it is a secret that Biden is a creep around young girls. Why isn't her father right next to her to make sure he doesn't do anything untoward or make his daughter uncomfortable?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 17, 2022 03:23 PM (N39Ws)

In one of the collections of Biden perving during congressional swearing ins there is a GOP senator doing exactly that, its blatant. Of course, he didn't announce it so that people later could benefit from knowing the score, so his protection was entirely selfish.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 03:26 PM (eoQWY)

155 To be fair to the parents, Biden limits himself to preteens and the girl had her 13th birthday last week. This is just a huge misunderstanding.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 17, 2022 03:26 PM (vN+oL)

156 I'm sure if there was a grain of evidence of Trump doing pervy this media would be in full shriek mode.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 17, 2022 03:26 PM (eGTCV)

157 oh dang, ace changed the Petunia Prostitute descriptor. I liked the first one better

Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2022 03:26 PM (dCxaZ)

158 Irish guys get real handsies as they age. Its peculiar.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 17, 2022 03:26 PM (KY22T)

159 Why show up at all?

Posted by: JackStraw

This ^

Posted by: Hands at October 17, 2022 03:23 PM (786Ro)

Because they are all fucking each other and each other's kids, while they loot the treasury.

Brandon's senility just gives us a rare glimpse.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 17, 2022 03:26 PM (yHsuS)

160 Honest question: I'm an adult hetero male. What do you think would happen to me if I was in a viral video giving an obviously underage girl obviously sexual dating advice while caressing her shoulders?

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 17, 2022 03:26 PM (iFTx/)

161 What I enjoyed about the Philly fans booing is the fundamental misunderstanding the Biden admin had for them...

The admin thought having cancer survivors surrounding Jill would make the fans not boo...but Philly has booed Santa Clause, so you can't protect yourself from boos, even if you find the most "non-boo-worthy" folks to try to protect you...

Still, good sign for PA, at least for the possible mid-and-upper class Is and Ds that might be up for a switch in votes this time...

Posted by: Nova local at October 17, 2022 03:26 PM (exHjb)

162 Posted by: Paul at October 17, 2022 03:15 PM (UgSvo)

If that were true we'd never have heard about the Access Hollywood tape. That's all the networks would have talked about for months.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 17, 2022 03:26 PM (zhLdt)

163 He's a damn pervert.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 17, 2022 03:26 PM (qZdIZ)

164 >>Total fluke.

Jealousy.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2022 03:27 PM (ZLI7S)

165 102 You have to ask: What is Romney hiding that he feels compelled to defend and normalize an obvious child sex predator?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 17, 2022 03:12 PM (Zf0+a)

An absolute fuckload of money from Ukraine.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 17, 2022 03:20 PM (zhLdt)

Any takers on whether the Cheney family is on on that graft too?

Posted by: can of spam at October 17, 2022 03:27 PM (/O7Zf)

166 Remember when the end of Beyond the Valley of the Dolls was shocking and not viewed as a how to guide by the academic class?
Posted by: sven at October 17, 2022 03:24 PM (Lzpvj)

Can you believe Roger Ebert wrote that crap.

Posted by: polynikes at October 17, 2022 03:27 PM (JFJ0Q)

167 Not happy with the disrespect shown to Dr Jill, the first big star of babysitter BJ pron. She's inspired so many....mostly middle aged men but still.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at October 17, 2022 03:27 PM (DePyg)

168 He is just so foul.

Posted by: sidney at October 17, 2022 03:27 PM (Uy/WF)

169 Just imagine how many crimes the Secret Service is complicit in...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

///

This bothers me. The SS are complicit. And always have been, I guess?

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 17, 2022 03:27 PM (tQL7r)

170 Biden, who was raised just outside Philadelphia ...

---------

Lemme guess, in Little Puerto Rico?

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 17, 2022 03:27 PM (40sb6)

171 Jeez Louise, even I know that Philly's the town that booed Santa Claus! What the hell was the WH thinking, sending the First Lady there?!

Posted by: pookysgirl, ex-Packers fan at October 17, 2022 03:27 PM (XKZwp)

172 Grampa Felony Fingers and Gamma Skanky Fingers: A match made in DC...because even Satan has standards.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 17, 2022 03:27 PM (5pTK/)

173 What do you think would happen to me if I was in a viral video giving an obviously underage girl obviously sexual dating advice while caressing her shoulders?

Roy Moore was publicly destroyed for *marrying* a woman 14 years younger then him.

Of course the woman was 24 years old.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2022 03:27 PM (ESjRY)

174 Look, no matter if you're gleeful about the coming industrial collapse of Europe or a full on nationalist, we can all agree that the minute you accept parenting advice from Joe Biden you have lost control of your life.

I'd love it if this girl told that old perv to straighten out his own family before "joking" with her.

Posted by: trev006 at October 17, 2022 03:28 PM (yZNTO)

175 Speaking of inappropriate, Bill Murray is the subject of a #MeTwo swarm.

https://bit.ly/3AJSMJb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 17, 2022 03:28 PM (FVME7)

176 Has a First Lady ever been booed before??

My guess is that most of them have been booed, but not quite that loudly and unanimously.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


I doubt any lib 1st ladies in a lib stronghold.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2022 03:28 PM (NlFlr)

177 Honest question: I'm an adult hetero male. What do you think would happen to me if I was in a viral video giving an obviously underage girl obviously sexual dating advice while caressing her shoulders?
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 17, 2022 03:26 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Develop your progressive bona fides for a few years by being *extremely* loud on social media and speaking a fifth-rate conference or two, and the ACLU will happily defend you against whatever happens.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2022 03:28 PM (t0OGg)

178 Has a First Lady ever been booed before??
_______

Mary Todd Lincoln at the Confederated Slave Owners Conference.

"I did NOT see that coming," she said.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2022 03:28 PM (lf83v)

179 What a freakin' eye-soar. It might take 10-15 minutes to make it into Philly from there. So imho 'outside' is justifiable.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 17, 2022 03:25 PM (y3pKJ)


according to the gulag, it's 30 miles away.

Are you thinking of Jenkintown?

Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2022 03:28 PM (dCxaZ)

180 Joe Bin likes them young.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 17, 2022 03:13 PM (KY22T)

It makes his dick look bigger in the pictures.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 17, 2022 03:28 PM (VwHCD)

181 I am well over age 29 and single. A family across the street has two daughters. I don't know their exact ages. One is maybe 12, the other 8 or 9. If I go outside and one or both are outside, I intentionally keep my gaze at least 45 degrees away from them. If I even casually glanced at them for more than half-a-second, or went up to one or both, uninvited, and just said hello, I'm sure if their parents saw me do it I'd instantly be labeled the neighborhood child molester.

Yet Crazy Joe gets a pass for all of his deliberate very personal encounters with young girls. All of whom seem to be white. Nope, no closet racism in the Biden mind, not a bit.

Posted by: Gref at October 17, 2022 03:28 PM (AMIL/)

182 I think the deep state wants this pervert to run in 2024. It guarantees a low turnout election, which can then be fortified for all those who stay home.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 17, 2022 03:28 PM (lTGtQ)

183 "An absolute fuckload of money from Ukraine. "

And they have to keep it coming or else Zelensky spills the beans.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, in vino veritas at October 17, 2022 03:29 PM (7NKxb)

184 There are no more pejorative words left to describe the vile evilness of Joey Bidet and those who let him get away with being a sexual predator.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2022 03:29 PM (fWkSd)

185 Why does anyone show up at a Biden event with their underage daughter?
Posted by: Dave in Fla
.......

To be fair, Biden supporters aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2022 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

186 If he wasn't "the President" I can think if this, and a couple other examples in which the most natural and understandable reaction would be for the father or spouse to lay hands on him and tell him to keep his frickin mitts to himself.

In particular I think of when he basically grabbed and nuzzled the wife of Sec Def Carter. Anyone who tried that on Mrs. Zek would be picking their teeth off the floor.

Posted by: Zek at October 17, 2022 03:29 PM (fsV7e)

187 Speaking of inappropriate, Bill Murray is the subject of a #MeTwo swarm.

https://bit.ly/3AJSMJb
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 17, 2022 03:28 PM (FVME7)



Uh.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 17, 2022 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

188 >>> Jealousy.
~~~~~

Corrupt refs.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2022 03:29 PM (3ImbR)

189 What do you think would happen to me if I was in a viral video giving an obviously underage girl obviously sexual dating advice while caressing her shoulders?

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 17, 2022 03:26 PM (iFTx/)

A well-deserved curbstomping.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 17, 2022 03:29 PM (yHsuS)

190 biden can prove he's not racist by sniffing stacey abrams hair.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2022 03:29 PM (kFrCu)

191 Could be 6 more years of this.
*shudder*

Posted by: Hands at October 17, 2022 03:29 PM (786Ro)

192 Don't Joe's handlers ask him to control himself? Do they punish when he doesn't?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 17, 2022 03:17 PM (eGTCV)


Handlers: You touched another girl, Joe. You know what that means.
Joe: Sigh, no paste for dessert?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 17, 2022 03:30 PM (zhLdt)

193 I actually talked to a US Secret Service agent today.
Not about Brandon's proclivities.. he was hunting down stolen checks.
We have problems with company checks disappearing after they get to the post office.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at October 17, 2022 03:30 PM (53oGX)

194 Joey Bidet was raised just outside of La Puta Scranton

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2022 03:30 PM (fWkSd)

195 In one of the collections of Biden perving during congressional swearing ins there is a GOP senator doing exactly that, its blatant. Of course, he didn't announce it so that people later could benefit from knowing the score, so his protection was entirely selfish.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 03:26 P

I think it was Senator Sessions that intervened when Pedo Joe went after his granddaughter

Posted by: Beartooth at October 17, 2022 03:30 PM (IP9GB)

196 I'll start a college fund for the first young lady that knees him square in the nuts on live tv. It will have to come from my estate because I'll die laughing on the spot.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 17, 2022 03:30 PM (cupoy)

197 Roy Moore was publicly destroyed for *marrying* a woman 14 years younger then him.

Of course the woman was 24 years old.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2022 03:27 PM (ESjRY)

And of course he is still married to her.

Posted by: polynikes at October 17, 2022 03:30 PM (JFJ0Q)

198 The Irish guy looked unhappy with wife #1 but happily handsy with #2. ALWAYS a punk & likely a predator.

Posted by: Lola at October 17, 2022 03:30 PM (NIYa7)

199 I think he says that weird thing over and over to young girls because he used to say it to Ashley all the time

he's reliving his "salad days" when Ashley was about 11-16

his happy place

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2022 03:30 PM (w0NJk)

200 Can you believe Roger Ebert wrote that crap.
Posted by: polynikes at October 17, 2022 03:27 PM (JFJ0Q)
---------------

I can. He had to be a professional critic of the culture because he wasn't good enough to contribute to it.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 17, 2022 03:30 PM (RG7Wy)

201 184 Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2022 03:29 PM (fWkSd)

Remember how for more than decade I have been discussing and showing the destruction of morals in cultures ranging from the Babylonians to the Han Chinese as signposts in the road to decay?

Yeah that.

Posted by: sven at October 17, 2022 03:31 PM (Lzpvj)

202 IIRC the Murray complaint is he banged less successful female actresses working on the movies he was on. They agreed not because they wanted to...well they don't want to now...but because he was famous and could help their careers...then but not anymore.

Seems...pretty ridiculous.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2022 03:31 PM (ESjRY)

203 Has a First Lady ever been booed before??
_______

Mary Todd Lincoln at the Confederated Slave Owners Conference.

"I did NOT see that coming," she said.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot



Other than that, how was the conference Mrs Lincoln?

Posted by: Hands at October 17, 2022 03:31 PM (786Ro)

204 Nothing to worry about here. Joe hasn't had a boner in decades.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at October 17, 2022 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

205 Don't Joe's handlers ask him to control himself? Do they punish when he doesn't?
_______

They need to put a shock collar on him.

Or spray him with a water bottle.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2022 03:31 PM (lf83v)

206 And yet people continue to bring their children as an offering.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2022 03:31 PM (hPvGe)

207 White House sources say Joe Biden is furious The Eagles booed his wife and plans to call Don Henley personally.

Posted by: SMOD at October 17, 2022 03:31 PM (RHGPo)

208 White girls they're pretty funny, sometimes they drive me mad
Black girls just wanna get fucked all night, I just don't have that much jam

Posted by: President Puddin' Head, singing Some Girls in the shower at October 17, 2022 03:32 PM (4I/2K)

209 I think the deep state wants this pervert to run in 2024. It guarantees a low turnout election, which can then be fortified for all those who stay home.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 17, 2022 03:28 PM (lTGtQ)

Certainly any real candidate would insert their own people into many of the spots now held by much weaker factions.

This is a threat to quite a bit of the deep state, and of course the Jill Biden faction would lose everything if someone else runs.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 03:32 PM (eoQWY)

210 175 Speaking of inappropriate, Bill Murray is the subject of a #MeTwo swarm.

https://bit.ly/3AJSMJb
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 17, 2022 03:28 PM (FVME7)

Link goes to a European drought article?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 17, 2022 03:32 PM (906pl)

211 someone at the althouse blog commented about dr jill this morning: "If it was a home game, booing her means they accept her as on of them. Philadelphia sports fans are funny that way."

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2022 03:32 PM (kFrCu)

212 196 I'll start a college fund for the first young lady that knees him square in the nuts on live tv. It will have to come from my estate because I'll die laughing on the spot.


that would have been my daughter. you breathe on her on the field and you get a cross check

she's banned from Bates Motel for punching out the "zombies"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2022 03:32 PM (w0NJk)

213 (AP) — In Donald Trump’s assessment, Mike Pence “committed political suicide” on Jan. 6, 2021.

— In my assessment, Mike Pence “committed political suicide” in weeks after Jan. 6, 2021.

Posted by: SMOD at October 17, 2022 03:32 PM (RHGPo)

214 Other than that, how was the conference Mrs Lincoln?
________

Two free tickets to Ford's Theatre at a date TBD.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2022 03:32 PM (lf83v)

215 Trump was accused of the same thing, serious and credible charges, and we can't overlook the seriousness of the charges, the seriousness, man, focus!.

So, that makes it ok when I do it. That teenager's hair smelled great, reminded me of Alberto VO5 with Essence of Henna that Jill used when I used to sniff her hair behind the shed when my wife was cooking the barbeque chatting with Jill's husband. I wouldn't let go of her until she'd say "Ooooh, Alberto!". Good times, man. Don't get me started on the kids, I used to tell them "Gee, your hair smells terrific!", they would then run around the yard and would try to not let me catch 'em.

Posted by: Sleezy Preezy at October 17, 2022 03:32 PM (fs1hN)

216 that would be the same ss who covered up hunter's firearm violations?

none of this is even slightly new; it's probably been going on all our lives, we just normalcy-biased it away ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 17, 2022 03:32 PM (8oyo2)

217 But more globally, it's why I can't get that bothered over harm to children of leftwing parents who voted for and support the policies harming their children. If their own parents don't care, why should I?
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 17, 2022 03:19 PM (iFTx/)


Because they're children. It's not their fault who their parents are.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 17, 2022 03:32 PM (zhLdt)

218 "I am well over age 29 and single. A family across the street has two daughters. I don't know their exact ages. One is maybe 12, the other 8 or 9. If I go outside and one or both are outside, I intentionally keep my gaze at least 45 degrees away from them. If I even casually glanced at them for more than half-a-second, or went up to one or both, uninvited, and just said hello, I'm sure if their parents saw me do it I'd instantly be labeled the neighborhood child molester."

Posted by: Gref at October 17, 2022 03:28 PM (AMIL/)


That ain't right either. I shouldn't be that way.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 17, 2022 03:32 PM (qH6FZ)

219 I'd wager there are actual incidents of *biden overtly groping young girls that are not public. Parents probably threatened not to say a word.

OTOH some parents probably encouraged it or at the least were not repulsed enough to say anything. They'll vote for badfingers *biden again.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 17, 2022 03:33 PM (BFigT)

220 >>Corrupt refs.

Ha! You clearly didn't watch the game. The refs were in the tank for the Packers right from the start.

You need to get comfortable with the concept this team is pretty good. You won't have the Same Old Jets to kick around anymore.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2022 03:33 PM (ZLI7S)

221 204 Nothing to worry about here. Joe hasn't had a boner in decades.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at October 17, 2022 03:31 PM (v0R5T)


*cough* fingers *cough

Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2022 03:33 PM (dCxaZ)

222
What a freakin' eye-soar. It might take 10-15 minutes to make it into Philly from there. So imho 'outside' is justifiable.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 17, 2022 03:25 PM (y3pKJ)

according to the gulag, it's 30 miles away.

Are you thinking of Jenkintown?

Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2022 03:28 PM


I know the 'no math' rule, but I was 16 years of age with a 300 plus horsepower car.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 17, 2022 03:33 PM (y3pKJ)

223 To be fair, Biden supporters aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.
Posted by: wth


7 watt nightlights are brighter.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2022 03:33 PM (NlFlr)

224 211 someone at the althouse blog commented about dr jill this morning: "If it was a home game, booing her means they accept her as on of them. Philadelphia sports fans are funny that way."


no b/c that's only if you do something for them to boo like sing badly or be drunk? she was just there. her being there was upsetting to us.

because we hate the Biden's - "we" being the people that can afford Eagles tickets who tend to pay taxes and not get handouts

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2022 03:33 PM (w0NJk)

225 Could be 6 more years of this.
*shudder*
Posted by: Hands
==
No chance. Health wise. Politically, if he could get on the ballot, dominion would get him elected long after he was buried.

Posted by: end stage dementia at October 17, 2022 03:33 PM (8IU8D)

226 Don't Joe's handlers ask him to control himself? Do they punish when he doesn't?

They need to put a shock collar on him.
Or spray him with a water bottle.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2022 03:31 PM (lf83v)

No shock ring around his junk though. He'd get to liking it too much.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2022 03:33 PM (4I/2K)

227 Learned this weekend that Loudoun Co government (that is the richest exurbs of DC) has shut down several of its data centers due to budget shortfalls.

Posted by: Coki at October 17, 2022 03:34 PM (jsByJ)

228 biden can prove he's not racist by sniffing stacey abrams hair.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2022 03:29 PM (kFrCu)


Mmmm! Smells like the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2022 03:34 PM (Dpxgd)

229 202 IIRC the Murray complaint is he banged less successful female actresses working on the movies he was on. They agreed not because they wanted to...well they don't want to now...but because he was famous and could help their careers...then but not anymore.

Seems...pretty ridiculous.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2022 03:31 PM (ESjRY)

Not the most recent complaint which somehow got the ball rolling (usually the 1st complaint is the "truest" and then everyone wants in) - straddling a young female crew member and kissing her on set is the definition of workplace sexual harrassment. And the crew member wasn't gonna have a career going anywhere. She apparently complained and then the floodgates started, 1/2 of which are probably false and 1/3 of which are probably washed up actresses wanting to get famous again...but then a few are probably also true...

Aka - Murray Bidened...and that's gonna kill the rest of his career...

Posted by: Nova local at October 17, 2022 03:34 PM (exHjb)

230 President Herbert.

(from the Family Guy).

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2022 03:34 PM (lf83v)

231 I knew as soon as his groping got out and it was a continuous problem it wasn't going to stop with a brain addled old man

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2022 03:34 PM (xhxe8)

232 This is the man Romney said was "good and decent."

You have to ask: What is Romney hiding that he feels compelled to defend and normalize an obvious child sex predator?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

How much time fo you have?

Posted by: Seamus the roof riding dog at October 17, 2022 03:34 PM (JTRqZ)

233 Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2022 03:32 PM (kFrCu)

NO, booing doesn't mean Philly fans accept you as "One of Us".

Only having D batteries hurled at you confers that dubious honor.

Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2022 03:34 PM (dCxaZ)

234 Pence is dead to me

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2022 03:34 PM (xhxe8)

235 I can. He had to be a professional critic of the culture because he wasn't good enough to contribute to it.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 17, 2022 03:30 PM (RG7Wy)

Until the growth of Youtube critics post Gamergate especially the long form type, critics were all captured by some faction - the elites, the paper, or the industry.

Now there are too many for the elites to capture and they are handling it very badly.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 03:34 PM (eoQWY)

236 Trump-Pence 2024?

Posted by: m at October 17, 2022 03:34 PM (euHgA)

237 The poor girl looks terrified
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 17, 2022


***
Mixed with disgust

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 17, 2022 03:34 PM (J2vNu)

238 For some reason they have been going after Bill Murray for at least the last 4 years and on patently stupid sh*t.

He was mean to me... he said something that made me uncomfortable... He was a jerk to me...

Leave Bill alone.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2022 03:35 PM (up/3i)

239 Learned this weekend that Loudoun Co government (that is the richest exurbs of DC) has shut down several of its data centers due to budget shortfalls.
Posted by: Coki at October 17, 2022 03:34 PM (jsByJ)
++++
1. The county has *several* data centers in the first place? Why?
2. Good. Starving the government of data is a net benefit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2022 03:35 PM (t0OGg)

240 Bubba Wallace adopted the mantra of “Peace. Love. Understanding.” to push back against the negativity and vitriol so often hurled his way.

There was nothing peaceful or understanding about Wallace’s skirmish with Kyle Larson at Las Vegas Motor Speedway over the weekend. Wallace appeared to deliberately crash the reigning NASCAR champion in a dangerous retaliatory move Sunday and then he tried to fight Larson.

Now NASCAR is in a no-win situation as it decides whether Wallace was out of line.

No penalty? That will be classified as favoritism and maybe even fear of punishing the star of Michael Jordan’s race team, who remains the only Black driver at the top level of the sport.

Mild punishment? Cue a mind-numbing debate over precedent.

Posted by: SMOD at October 17, 2022 03:35 PM (RHGPo)

241 aside from being an economic illiterate pederast, Biden is also siccing the fbi and federal swamp on to his political enemies.

the GOP needs to make this a bigger deal.

I mean, if the gop was a viable party. just think about this. What if they hadn't done stupid high end looting of the economy with their inflationary bills? What if biden hadn't have abandoned afghanistan. What if biden wasn't sniffing girls?

would we be stuck with no red wave as the alphabet feds swarm over the corpse of teh GOP and their sad supporters?

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 17, 2022 03:35 PM (MLrvz)

242 Re Jill Wilson:

The "cancer moonshot?" Did they find an ineffective vaccine more dangerous than cancer itself? (another one?)

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 17, 2022 03:35 PM (nMx88)

243 Could be 6 more years of this.
*shudder*

Posted by: Hands at October 17, 2022 03:29 PM (786Ro)

Not a chance. He practically has the death rattles.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 17, 2022 03:35 PM (VwHCD)

244 White House sources say Joe Biden is furious The Eagles booed his wife and plans to call Don Henley personally.
Posted by: SMOD

Henley will tell him to 'take it easy'.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2022 03:35 PM (bJxw1)

245 211 someone at the althouse blog commented about dr jill this morning: "If it was a home game, booing her means they accept her as on of them. Philadelphia sports fans are funny that way."

And if they throw bottles at you, they want to marry you. Philly is funny that way.

Posted by: Blue Hen at October 17, 2022 03:35 PM (JTRqZ)

246 217 But more globally, it's why I can't get that bothered over harm to children of leftwing parents who voted for and support the policies harming their children. If their own parents don't care, why should I?
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 17, 2022 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

Because they're children. It's not their fault who their parents are.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 17, 2022 03:32 PM (zhLdt)
_________________

You have a point in theory. But in reality, we aren't a super-parental police force going around policing every parents' decisions. The sad reality is that a lot of kids have terrible parents. It's not their fault. But it's not our problem either.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 17, 2022 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

247 237 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 17, 2022 03:34 PM (J2vNu)

She also bears a resemblance to Chelsea "Fido" Clinton which may be why Joey was turned on...

Posted by: sven at October 17, 2022 03:35 PM (Lzpvj)

248 221 204 Nothing to worry about here. Joe hasn't had a boner in decades.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at October 17, 2022 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

*cough* fingers *cough
Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2022 03:33 PM (dCxaZ)


"Hey, fat! Smell my finger." - Joetato

Um, Joe. It's not supposed to be from your own butt.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2022 03:35 PM (Ti+Tv)

249 How much time fo you have?
Posted by: Seamus the roof riding dog at October 17, 2022 03:34 PM (JTRqZ)

Well his best point is stripmining companies for a quick buck and impoverishing small communities.

The rest is worse.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 03:36 PM (eoQWY)

250 202 "IIRC the Murray complaint is he banged less successful female actresses working on the movies he was on. They agreed not because they wanted to...well they don't want to now...but because he was famous and could help their careers...then but not anymore.

Seems...pretty ridiculous.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2022 03:31 PM (ESjRY)"

Next thing you'll be telling me pretty girls are banging ugly rich guys because they have money. Shocking I know.

Posted by: Zek at October 17, 2022 03:36 PM (fsV7e)

251 Nothing to worry about here. Joe hasn't had a boner in decades.
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at October 17, 2022 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

Because your hands are so cold, honey.

Posted by: President Puddin' Head at October 17, 2022 03:36 PM (4I/2K)

252 The best was Michael Irvin. Knocked out on the turf, Vet staduim goes crazy. He starts to get up, the boo. He falls back to the turf, the stadium erupts again.

classic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 17, 2022 03:36 PM (9inf2)

253 If a reminder to touch a girl was put on his teleprompter Joe would read it out loud.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 17, 2022 03:36 PM (eGTCV)

254 Learned this weekend that Loudoun Co government (that is the richest exurbs of DC) has shut down several of its data centers due to budget shortfalls.
Posted by: Coki at October 17, 2022 03:34 PM (jsByJ)
__________

Dominion has been called in to "assist."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2022 03:36 PM (lf83v)

255 Posted by: Gref at October 17, 2022 03:28 PM (AMIL/)


That ain't right either. I shouldn't be that way.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 17, 2022 03:32 PM (qH6FZ)

Shit, the official position of the blog is that if you don't instinctively dislike non-blood-related children you are a child molester. It ain't just the left. This country has lost its collective mind when it comes to men.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 17, 2022 03:36 PM (ppBhU)

256 I know the 'no math' rule, but I was 16 years of age with a 300 plus horsepower car.

holy crap

I grew up about 25 miles outside the city and the quickest I ever made it in was about a half hour

Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2022 03:36 PM (dCxaZ)

257 147
remember when FJB erupted at NASCAR and the newsbint covered it up by saying "Brandon"?

Some genius hacked into one of the construction message signs on I-93 in Manchester, NH changing the words to "F*** Biden".

"A sign near I-93 that was supposed to indicate a closed road shoulder instead had a slur against U.S. President Joe Biden early on Sunday morning.

The obscene message, which included the “f-word” and also referenced Biden, was up for several hours before New Hampshire Department of Transportation (NHDOT) officials were made aware of it at approximately 6:30 a.m., according to Richard Arcand."

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 17, 2022 03:36 PM (N39Ws)

258 199 I think he says that weird thing over and over to young girls because he used to say it to Ashley all the time

he's reliving his "salad days" when Ashley was about 11-16

his happy place
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2022 03:30 PM (w0NJk)

Honestly, having seen a case of dementia first-hand, I can say this is probably closer to the mark than you might think. It's a core memory that somehow survives the other ravages and he very likely thinks it's a present day thing and not a memory, and his addled brain maps that memory onto any convenient target.

Posted by: can of spam at October 17, 2022 03:36 PM (/O7Zf)

259 >Corrupt refs.

speaking of which, I kinda felt MLB really really wanted the yakees to win last night. A lot of generous strike/ball calls.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 17, 2022 03:36 PM (MLrvz)

260 Henley will tell him to 'take it easy'.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2022 03:35 PM (bJxw1)

Hey!

Posted by: Jackson Browne at October 17, 2022 03:36 PM (PiwSw)

261 A little more to that data center story: https://tinyurl.com/bdz45dst

Posted by: Coki at October 17, 2022 03:37 PM (jsByJ)

262 Rock Star Joe thinks every female within reach on-stage, is a backstage crew-slut groupie.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 17, 2022 03:37 PM (z+OQR)

263 OK, corrected Murray link.

https://bit.ly/3CH8sMS

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 17, 2022 03:37 PM (FVME7)

264 The best was Michael Irvin. Knocked out on the turf, Vet staduim goes crazy. He starts to get up, the boo. He falls back to the turf, the stadium erupts again.

classic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


It's never a point of honor to brag that your stadium has a jail in it.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2022 03:37 PM (NlFlr)

265 Not that they were right but SS number one priority is to protect the president whatever the threat may be.

Like them or not they are the one agency that should remain after the other acronyms are a footnote.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 17, 2022 03:37 PM (6WsnZ)

266 Not a chance. He practically has the death rattles.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 17, 2022 03:35 PM (VwHCD)

This is almost as bad as the old "two weeks" line for legal results coming for Russiagate.

They are doing pretty well at playing weekend at Bernies so far.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 03:37 PM (eoQWY)

267 ace should also mention that Biden did the ice cream meme. economy's fine, jack!
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 17, 2022


***
I mentioned earlier that I am roundly SICK of his "Look . . .", his ". . anyway," and his "severe winter of illness and death" selling point for the fake vaccine. I'd forgotten ". . . Jack!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 17, 2022 03:38 PM (J2vNu)

268 If I even casually glanced at them for more than half-a-second, or went up to one or both, uninvited, and just said hello, I'm sure if their parents saw me do it I'd instantly be labeled the neighborhood child molester."

Posted by: Gref at October 17, 2022 03:28 PM (AMIL/)

That ain't right either. I shouldn't be that way.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 17, 2022 03:32 PM (qH6FZ)

Get candy and a van. It's a cheap lesson for the kids.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 17, 2022 03:38 PM (yHsuS)

269 258 Posted by: can of spam at October 17, 2022 03:36 PM (/O7Zf)

Biden is that rare case where dementia may make him a kinder more sober person...

Posted by: sven at October 17, 2022 03:38 PM (Lzpvj)

270 Why does FJB keep doing this?
His handlers haven't noticed yet?
They noticed, but they're fine with it?
They noticed, and encourage him to stop, but he keeps on doing it?
Parents do not forcefully protest on the spot when he does it?

I'll go mainly with the last guess. First time a parent really lays hands on him, then if it's on video, and the video gets out, that will probably stop him. The parent will get beat by the SS, but some things are worth taking a beating for.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 17, 2022 03:38 PM (24fqN)

271 @ 227 Learned this weekend that Loudoun Co government (that is the richest exurbs of DC) has shut down several of its data centers due to budget shortfalls.
Posted by: Coki at October 17, 2022 03:34 PM (jsByJ)

Maybe it's the only way for the district to get relief from the Fed's 'involvement.'

Posted by: Lola at October 17, 2022 03:38 PM (NIYa7)

272 They agreed not because they wanted to...well they don't want to now...but because he was famous and could help their careers...then but not anymore.
==
So these girls agreed to have sex with him, not because they were attracted to him physically, but because they expected him to do something for him.

Um, yeah, this is 90% of the sex that takes place between heterosexuals.

Posted by: O no not you guys tho, the girls be HOT for you at October 17, 2022 03:38 PM (aA8DL)

273 Not that they were right but SS number one priority is to protect the president whatever the threat may be.

Like them or not they are the one agency that should remain after the other acronyms are a footnote.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 17, 2022 03:37 PM (6WsnZ)

Nope, kill them too. Look at their games with the laptop.

Its easy to set up a new protection agency for the president without its corruption.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 03:39 PM (eoQWY)

274 Until the growth of Youtube critics post Gamergate especially the long form type, critics were all captured by some faction - the elites, the paper, or the industry.

Now there are too many for the elites to capture and they are handling it very badly.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 03:34 PM (eoQWY)

I'm sure they could exploit certain proclivities, but when guys like Dishonored Wolf fall the Critical Drinkers take their place. In the end it's impossible to control the culture WHILE putting out dogshit product. You just can't have both.

Posted by: trev006 at October 17, 2022 03:39 PM (yZNTO)

275 also the libs "let's cutoff our penises and pretend to be women and dress like whores from 10th avenue in 1977."
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 17, 2022 03:22 PM


The whores are on 7th Avenue.

Posted by: Simon and Garfunkel at October 17, 2022 03:39 PM (xttsV)

276 In one of the collections of Biden perving during congressional swearing ins there is a GOP senator doing exactly that, its blatant. Of course, he didn't announce it so that people later could benefit from knowing the score, so his protection was entirely selfish.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 03:26 PM (eoQWY)


And was that Senator not Jeff Sessions?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 17, 2022 03:39 PM (zhLdt)

277 I'll go mainly with the last guess. First time a parent really lays hands on him, then if it's on video, and the video gets out, that will probably stop him. The parent will get beat by the SS, but some things are worth taking a beating for.
Posted by: gp


A few SS would get beat if any uncles were present. Good chance of it turning into a bru-ha-ha or a donnybrook.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2022 03:40 PM (NlFlr)

278 I can see his left hand... on her shoulder. Wonder what the old coot is doing with his right?

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2022 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

279 If that were true we'd never have heard about the Access Hollywood tape. That's all the networks would have talked about for months.

I believe that one hyper partisan loon parent or guardian claimed something like that at some point, but I mean... even if it was true, Biden would be in the locker room giving them pointers on how to dress while groping them.

You're complaining about that guy's firecracker while the other guys setting of fuel air bombs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 03:40 PM (Ivdso)

280 So these girls agreed to have sex with him, not because they were attracted to him physically, but because they expected him to do something for him.

Um, yeah, this is 90% of the sex that takes place between heterosexuals.
Posted by: O no not you guys tho, the girls be HOT for you at October 17, 2022 03:38 PM (aA8DL)

Transactional mode. It's all price negotiation.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2022 03:41 PM (4I/2K)

281 Forgetting the fact that I know this man showers with his underaged daughter - EVEN IF... this was just old awkward grandpa, - HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOLD LONG AGO TO STOP BEING WEIRD AROUND CHILDREN.

But I guess being weird around children is now a normal thing for Democrats. I swear to God our present age is enough to make be believe Satan is real.

Posted by: SMFH at October 17, 2022 03:41 PM (OkpI3)

282 It ain't just the left. This country has lost its collective mind when it comes to men.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 17, 2022 03:36 PM (ppBhU)
___________________________

That is by design. Destroy and emasculate men and thereby eliminate a major threat to power. Not long ago, if an adult male pulled the same shit on a young girl like Creepy Joe just did, he would have ended up beaten and bloody in a ditch. The way it should be. But now, you can get away with almost anything if your politics are correct.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 17, 2022 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

283 “Those of you who think the vaccine kills people can use me as a test. If I die, you were right. If I don’t die, and have no ill effects, you were wrong, and should admit it (at least to yourselves). Better yet, you should admit that you were misled, and tell the world who misled you, so other people can benefit by avoiding those fearmongers.” -- Bodybuilding Icon and Author Doug Brignole (1960-2022)

Posted by: SMOD at October 17, 2022 03:41 PM (RHGPo)

284 Final mention on the Murray story - he did pay out $100K to the female employee he assaulted and it stopped the production of that particular movie.

B/c of the production stopping on the movie, the presses got wind of that settlement and it was on for everyone to pile on.

Posted by: Nova local at October 17, 2022 03:41 PM (exHjb)

285 Setting aside the pederasty, Biden's behavior is vulgar and disgusting. What kind of old man thinks a girl wants him to put his hands on her, let alone tell her, "no f****** until you're 30"?

Posted by: Oglebay at October 17, 2022 03:41 PM (wscPk)

286 @greg_price11 2m

Joe Biden spells out the letters in "dot," as in the punctuation, while reading the name of a website off the teleprompter.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 17, 2022 03:41 PM (IyrhE)

287 Not that they were right but SS number one priority is to protect the president whatever the threat may be.

Like them or not they are the one agency that should remain after the other acronyms are a footnote.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 17, 2022 03:37 PM (6WsnZ)

In general, yes, but they have a choice. Either they can kindly but firmly steer their charge away from grabbing at strange children, or they can admit they're a Praetorian Guard for a degenerate emperor.

Posted by: trev006 at October 17, 2022 03:41 PM (yZNTO)

288 speaking of molesting, the dunce KJP finally rehearsed an answer to "when is the inflation act going to ... you know...do something about inlfation?"

the answer is sometime next year. So, there's a built in 7 month lag they forgot to mention when they lied about everything else about the spending bill they renamed.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 17, 2022 03:42 PM (MLrvz)

289 >>It's never a point of honor to brag that your stadium has a jail in it.

Gillette Stadium, Patriots, has one. Has a well equipped infirmary as well.

I know because I spent the entire 2nd half of a game in it while a friend was getting his face patched up after a drunk came up behind him and slammed his face into a wall while he was in the men's room.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2022 03:42 PM (ZLI7S)

290 In one of the collections of Biden perving during congressional swearing ins there is a GOP senator doing exactly that, its blatant. Of course, he didn't announce it so that people later could benefit from knowing the score, so his protection was entirely selfish.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 03:26 PM (eoQWY)

And was that Senator not Jeff Sessions?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 17, 2022 03:39 PM (zhLdt)

Probably so. I don't remember for sure, but it rings a bell.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 03:42 PM (eoQWY)

291 >>>Ha! You clearly didn't watch the game.
~~~~~

Yeah, I haven't watched a game since Aaron Rodgers had his "open heart" moment wrt the kneeling. All he had to do with keep his mouth shut, but nooooo.

It's killing me though. Right before the kneeling began I actually got to go to Green Bay to see them play the Vikings. Great time! And then...

Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2022 03:42 PM (3ImbR)

292 I kinda felt MLB really really wanted the yakees to win last night. A lot of generous strike/ball calls.

Its super hard for umps to throw a baseball game unless it comes down to one call. But they do their damnedest to try to get the big market teams every break they can.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 03:42 PM (Ivdso)

293 “Those of you who think the vaccine kills people can use me as a test. If I die, you were right. If I don’t die, and have no ill effects, you were wrong, and should admit it (at least to yourselves). Better yet, you should admit that you were misled, and tell the world who misled you, so other people can benefit by avoiding those fearmongers.” -- Bodybuilding Icon and Author Doug Brignole (1960-2022)
Posted by: SMOD

That aged badly, didn't it?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2022 03:43 PM (bJxw1)

294 I like the Eagles. Especially the lyrics.

Well, I'm standing and I'm cornered in Winslow, California.
Six or five bikes I've seen
It's a gourd my lord in a truck I can't afford
Slowin' down to take pee with me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2022 03:43 PM (lf83v)

295 That is by design. Destroy and emasculate men and thereby eliminate a major threat to power. Not long ago, if an adult male pulled the same shit on a young girl like Creepy Joe just did, he would have ended up beaten and bloody in a ditch. The way it should be. But now, you can get away with almost anything if your politics are correct.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 17, 2022 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

The Epstein types need young women to grow up without fathers. It helps the girls disappear more smoothly.

Posted by: trev006 at October 17, 2022 03:43 PM (yZNTO)

296 Bill Murray is a known asshole, but he's also Bill Murray. Which is why he keeps getting hired.

That said, I strongly doubt he put his dick in anyone who didn't ok it. Most of these complaints are small ball chickenshit. Some is Bill being an asshole.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at October 17, 2022 03:43 PM (xcxpd)

297 >>It's never a point of honor to brag that your stadium has a jail in it.

Gillette Stadium, Patriots, has one. Has a well equipped infirmary as well.

I know because I spent the entire 2nd half of a game in it while a friend was getting his face patched up after a drunk came up behind him and slammed his face into a wall while he was in the men's room.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2022 03:42 PM (ZLI7S)

I imagine they all do.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 03:43 PM (eoQWY)

298 Creepy Joe probably believes all the girls belong to him.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 17, 2022 03:43 PM (eGTCV)

299 Bodybuilding Icon and Author Doug Brignole (1960-2022)
Posted by: SMOD at October 17, 2022 03:41 PM (RHGPo)

Well we were right, asshole, and you're fucking dead. Sucks to be you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2022 03:43 PM (Dpxgd)

300 I love how the secret service do nothing except trying to stop the make typing this obvious sexual violation.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2022 03:43 PM (+FZhr)

301 You need to get comfortable with the concept this team is pretty good. You won't have the Same Old Jets to kick around anymore.
---------------
Do you know how many times I've heard that over my 29 years?

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 17, 2022 03:43 PM (KY22T)

302 “Those of you who think the vaccine kills people can use me as a test. If I die, you were right. If I don’t die, and have no ill effects, you were wrong, and should admit it (at least to yourselves). Better yet, you should admit that you were misled, and tell the world who misled you, so other people can benefit by avoiding those fearmongers.” -- Bodybuilding Icon and Author Doug Brignole (1960-2022)
Posted by: SMOD


Doug? Doug? Tap tap tap Is this thing on?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2022 03:44 PM (NlFlr)

303 I've not completely grown out of it but in my early teen years I probably would have broken some ribs on creepy pedo Joe. Just reflex to do a hard elbow swing in response to shit like that.

Mebbe that is just my redneck background, but I wonder what kind of 'grooming' these poor kids get that none of them has injured the tottery old pervert.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 17, 2022 03:44 PM (3cGpq)

304 This reminds me; I need to have another refresher discussion with my teenage daughter about when it's OK to claw the eyes right out of someone's skull.

Posted by: PabloD at October 17, 2022 03:44 PM (M8x6O)

305 241 aside from being an economic illiterate pederast, Biden is also siccing the fbi and federal swamp on to his political enemies.

the GOP needs to make this a bigger deal.

I mean, if the gop was a viable party. just think about this. What if they hadn't done stupid high end looting of the economy with their inflationary bills? What if biden hadn't have abandoned afghanistan. What if biden wasn't sniffing girls?

would we be stuck with no red wave as the alphabet feds swarm over the corpse of teh GOP and their sad supporters?
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 17, 2022 03:35 PM (MLrvz)

See you soon. Very soon.

Posted by: 80,000 new IRS agents at October 17, 2022 03:44 PM (cupoy)

306 The "cancer moonshot?" Did they find an ineffective vaccine more dangerous than cancer itself? (another one?)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 17, 2022 03:35 PM (nMx8


Yes, the mRNA jab that was repurposed for Covid. It initially was a cancer therapy that was cancelled because it was far too toxic to the test subjects to be used repeatedly.

Speaking of which, have you had your biennial Pfizer booster?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 17, 2022 03:44 PM (xhaym)

307 Bill Murray is sort of Charleston's favorite town drunk.

Lives down here, owns several restaurants, and part owner of the Charleston River Dogs farm team.

Loves to photobomb folks downtown, and not above taking a sandwich right off your plate, and biting into it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice, Big proponent of mixed sex marriage at October 17, 2022 03:44 PM (uLr+K)

308 *taping.

Feeble brain.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2022 03:44 PM (+FZhr)

309 She smelled eighteen.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 17, 2022 03:44 PM (yikp0)

310 Posted by: SMOD

My coworker came in today, looking really bad. Her eyes were red and watery and she said she hadn't slept and felt awful. I asked her if she'd just gotten the booster...she was like, NO! I should go get it now, right?

Me: NO, NO, don't get it, especially not now!

Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2022 03:44 PM (dCxaZ)

311 A few SS would get beat if any uncles were present. Good chance of it turning into a bru-ha-ha or a donnybrook.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2022 03:40 PM


Always carry a sheleighly just in case. And no I am not talking about the guided missile sheleighly fired out of a 152mm cannon on a Sheridan tank.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2022 03:45 PM (bVYXr)

312 SMOD shouldn't he have on his tombstone
Yeah, you were right, it got me
?

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2022 03:45 PM (xhxe8)

313 Posted by: Paul at October 17, 2022 03:15 PM (UgSvo)

Do you have ADD? Unable to concentrate on the topic at----uhh hand? Joe Biden is touching a girl whom he doesn't know and she looks very uncomfortable. Unless you hav some undoctored phsyical evidence of Trump touching some teen (BTW, the Biden touchie is not a teen) your hearsay evidence is irrelevant, troll.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2022 03:45 PM (vH/6k)

314 I know because I spent the entire 2nd half of a game in it while a friend was getting his face patched up after a drunk came up behind him and slammed his face into a wall while he was in the men's room.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2022 03:42 PM (ZLI7S)

JackStraw has done hard time. His friend was not a karate man, as they bleed on the inside.

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at October 17, 2022 03:45 PM (4I/2K)

315 Bill Murray gets around! he hangs at UConn a lot now too

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2022 03:45 PM (w0NJk)

316 294 I like the Eagles. Especially the lyrics.

Well, I'm standing and I'm cornered in Winslow, California.
Six or five bikes I've seen
It's a gourd my lord in a truck I can't afford
Slowin' down to take pee with me.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2022 03:43 PM (lf83v)

Do I have to call my lawyers?

Posted by: Jackson Browne at October 17, 2022 03:45 PM (PiwSw)

317 WHY would you let your daughter anywhere NEAR this pedo freak?!?

Progressive parents offering Child Sacrifice to Baal

Posted by: Tex at October 17, 2022 03:45 PM (z9V4B)

318 In general, yes, but they have a choice. Either they can kindly but firmly steer their charge away from grabbing at strange children, or they can admit they're a Praetorian Guard for a degenerate emperor.
Posted by: trev006 at October 17, 2022 03:41 PM (yZNTO)

Even the actual Praetorian Guard got displaced eventually when they were too much of a threat to the degenerate Emperors.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 03:45 PM (eoQWY)

319 So the guy demonstrating a decided lack of social distancing is the same guy who just extended the federal COVID State of Emergency order?

Hmmmm.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 17, 2022 03:45 PM (kXYt5)

320 Now NASCAR is in a no-win situation as it decides whether Wallace was out of line.

No penalty? That will be classified as favoritism and maybe even fear of punishing the star of Michael Jordan’s race team, who remains the only Black driver at the top level of the sport.

Mild punishment? Cue a mind-numbing debate over precedent.

__________

Noah Grayson intentionally wrecked another driver at Road America this past summer in an Xfinity race. Team lost points and had a hefty fine. Different series, but there is precedent. I think Wallace gets fined $100K, loses anywhere between 50 and 100 driver's points and the team/owner gets similar. Parking him for a race wouldn't be out of line either, but... yea, NASCAR is in a bind here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 17, 2022 03:46 PM (BFigT)

321 I've always wondered why any of these women wouldn't give a quick elbow back to whomever is doing the touching to deter it.

I guess 12-14 YOs don't have that reflex yet, and it's not obviously taught any longer in sexual predator heaven (public school).

It'd be great if FJB was taken down by an elbow, break a rib, and then "retired".

Posted by: Scott_T at October 17, 2022 03:46 PM (2waQ7)

322 Those of you who think the vaccine kills people can use me as a test. If I die, you were right.

Yeah, about that...

I've not completely grown out of it but in my early teen years I probably would have broken some ribs on creepy pedo Joe.

They'd find some way to blame your dad and take it out on him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 03:46 PM (Ivdso)

323 32% of "independent women" flip voting allegiance because of continuous pattern of molestation -- er, um, no, wait ... *sigh* -- it turns out that they don't actually give a damn about that.

Posted by: jc at October 17, 2022 03:46 PM (N1WXz)

324 @283 - LOL, your terms are acceptable!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 17, 2022 03:46 PM (8oyo2)

325 Doug Brignole was no Frank Zane or Mike Mentzer also If he was well known it was a closely guarded secret.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2022 03:46 PM (up/3i)

326 Paul is just jealous that Joe hasn't stroked his hair and whispered sweet babblngs in his ear.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2022 03:46 PM (lf83v)

327 OK, corrected Murray link.

https://bit.ly/3CH8sMS
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 17, 2022 03:37 PM (FVME7)



Does this really shock anyone?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 17, 2022 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

328
I miss the Breck girls. I used to smell their hair and it would bring on some of the best love making.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2022 03:47 PM (+oR7L)

329 The look on her face... she's thinking "Should I kick him in the shins, or the nuts?"

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2022 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

330 303 I've not completely grown out of it but in my early teen years I probably would have broken some ribs on creepy pedo Joe. Just reflex to do a hard elbow swing in response to shit like that.

Mebbe that is just my redneck background, but I wonder what kind of 'grooming' these poor kids get that none of them has injured the tottery old pervert.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 17, 2022 03:44 PM (3cGpq)

He's probably moving in on the girls who look like they won't slap him.

Posted by: m at October 17, 2022 03:47 PM (euHgA)

331 I've not completely grown out of it but in my early teen years I probably would have broken some ribs on creepy pedo Joe.

===

Cornpop, is that you?

Posted by: jc at October 17, 2022 03:48 PM (N1WXz)

332 Always carry a sheleighly just in case. And no I am not talking about the guided missile sheleighly fired out of a 152mm cannon on a Sheridan tank.

"Oh... you would not part an old man from his walking stick?"
--Gandalf

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 03:48 PM (Ivdso)

333 yea, NASCAR is in a bind here.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 17, 2022 03:46 PM (BFigT)



They built this. Fuck them.

*gets popcorn ready*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 17, 2022 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

334 >>>Even the actual Praetorian Guard got displaced eventually when they were too much of a threat to the degenerate Emperors.
Posted by: Oldcat

It's why federal employees are so awful. No matter what happens, most won't step up. They'll just ignore it because feds

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2022 03:48 PM (+FZhr)

335 Paul is just jealous that Joe hasn't stroked his hair and whispered sweet babblngs in his ear.

Ewww. Maybe Paul would do that if Biden were to give him some money or appoint him to the Secret Service.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2022 03:48 PM (vH/6k)

336 I think it was Diocletian who disbanded the Praetorian Guard. Or Constantine. One of the two.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 17, 2022 03:48 PM (cPemv)

337 >>Do you know how many times I've heard that over my 29 years?

You're talking to a guy whose folks had season tickets to the Jets at Shea when Joe was styling his fur coats and has lived most of his life behind enemy lines in Patriots land. Trust me, I know pain.

Seriously, they have some absolute young stars on both sides of the game and finally some competent front office and coaching. They absolutely dismantled the Packers yesterday at Lambeau. Even the ridiculously jaded NY sports writers are saying this team is legit. Young but talented.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2022 03:48 PM (ZLI7S)

338 I'm sure most stadiums have a drunk tank /holding area.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 17, 2022 03:48 PM (3Lw3j)

339 328
I miss the Breck girls. I used to smell their hair and it would bring on some of the best love making.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2022 03:47 PM (+oR7L)

I got out of politics just in time...

Posted by: Senator John Edwards at October 17, 2022 03:48 PM (PiwSw)

340 Biden is sick, demented and evil man representing a clear and present danger to the Republic.

Posted by: Archer at October 17, 2022 03:49 PM (gmo/4)

341 I kinda felt MLB really really wanted the yakees to win last night. A lot of generous strike/ball calls
==
I was in the stadium. I could look up into the boxes and see the TV replays. I saw bad calls going both ways on them and on us. I think the guy behind the plate had a bad night. It was pretty much raining from the second inning on (a steady misting drizzle that was probably impossible to see on TV). Umpires who stink, are like the weather. They effect both sides. Umpires who cheat are a whole nother story. I don't think the guy was cheating.

Posted by: Just my opinion at October 17, 2022 03:49 PM (Vb6gy)

342 See you soon. Very soon.
Posted by: 80,000 new IRS agents at

///

shocked the DOJ only wants 6 months and 200K from Bannon and not One Biiilyyyyon dollars

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 17, 2022 03:49 PM (MLrvz)

343 If a reminder to touch a girl was put on his teleprompter Joe would read it out loud.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 17, 2022


***
Did you mean "a reminder to NOT touch a girl"? Because he doesn't need any encouragement to do it now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 17, 2022 03:49 PM (J2vNu)

344 Saving a hot seat for this guy.

Posted by: Stans HR at October 17, 2022 03:49 PM (WmGrA)

345 Could a father slap Joe's hands away without being tackled by the SS?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 17, 2022 03:49 PM (eGTCV)

346 The last time I was this outraged was when Bubba Wallace crashed his car into a wall and a competitor and then tried to beat up the white competitor in the infield. Racist!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 17, 2022 03:50 PM (z+OQR)

347 >>>Now NASCAR is in a no-win situation as it decides whether Wallace was out of line.


Awful driver who was emboldened after the bs noose incident. Now he thinks he can do anything and not be punished.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2022 03:50 PM (+FZhr)

348 Bubba drove himself into the wall. Idiot.

Then he intentionally drove into the other guy when he went low.

He needs a timeout. For a month. A la Tony Stewart.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2022 03:50 PM (lf83v)

349 I got out of politics just in time...

Posted by: Senator John Edwards at October 17, 2022 03:48 PM

------------

I remember I smelled your hair in the Senate Cloak room once. I was hoping you caught me. Orin Hatch had the worst smelling hair. I think he used Pert Plus.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2022 03:50 PM (+oR7L)

350 Paul's like, it's 2016, and you can just say whatever random thing you like about trump.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 17, 2022 03:50 PM (MLrvz)

351 I think it was Diocletian who disbanded the Praetorian Guard. Or Constantine. One of the two.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 17, 2022 03:48 PM (cPemv)

I thought it was Septimius Severus. It was just after the Guard auctioned off the empire between two Senators that didn't have the Illyrian Legions like he did.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 03:50 PM (eoQWY)

352 Did you mean "a reminder to NOT touch a girl"? Because he doesn't need any encouragement to do it now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 17, 2022 03:49 PM (J2vNu

Yes I did.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 17, 2022 03:50 PM (eGTCV)

353 OT:

My mailman has completely shit the bed.

My Criterion order was supposed to arrive Friday. Come about 8:30, I get the notification that it was undeliverable because of a bad address. We also got another package delivered, but no other mail that we were supposed to.

Saturday, it's supposed to come, and come about 7:45 I get the notification that my package was undeliverable because the business was closed (my house is a business? I guess that address excuse was bullshit). Also, no actual mail at all. Even have a conversation with some neighbors about how they haven't received anything either. They also saw him sitting at the end of the development with his light on, sorting mail and marking things. He was 30 feet from my house and simply decided to not deliver.

Today? We get all of the missing mail...except my Criterion box. The latest notification is still from last night saying that it would be delivered "next business day", which is today. Nothing about it being out for delivery.

This is getting irritating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 17, 2022 03:51 PM (LvTSG)

354 They were saying, "Boo-urns."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 17, 2022 03:51 PM (LvTSG)

355 That aged badly, didn't it?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2022 03:43 PM (bJxw1)


Like a half-eaten jar of Kimchi in Lagos Nigeria.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 17, 2022 03:51 PM (xhaym)

356 I think it was Diocletian who disbanded the Praetorian Guard. Or Constantine. One of the two.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 17, 2022 03:48 PM (cPemv)
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I was too busy instituting serfdom and gardening.

Posted by: Diocletian at October 17, 2022 03:52 PM (to2dd)

357 I'm sure most stadiums have a drunk tank /holding area.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Yeah - usually 'C' deck. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2022 03:52 PM (bJxw1)

358 Jill Biden received the traditional greeting from the Philly Phaithful...

I dub this Fake News.

There were no D or C-cells flying her way.

Tradition calls for batteries.

Fake.

News.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 17, 2022 03:52 PM (KLPy8)

359 Relax everybody. Biden says Lumpy is as capable as always.

Washington Free Beacon@FreeBeaconReporter: "There's been a lively debate over Fetterman's health following his stroke. Do you know if the president believes there's any reason for concern on that?" Jean-Pierre: "The president has found him to be an impressive individual who is just as capable as always."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 17, 2022 03:52 PM (FVME7)

360
Joe Biden refused to campaign with Fetterman because he didn't have any hair to smell.

Posted by: portlandon at October 17, 2022 03:53 PM (+oR7L)

361 Paul's like, it's 2016, and you can just say whatever random thing you like about trump.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 17, 2022 03:50 PM (MLrvz)

Just remember, he is a troll. And all trolls are Average Joe, who sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2022 03:53 PM (Dpxgd)

362 Because of her husband's policies, that coin she flipped was worth 10% less by the time it landed.

Posted by: Wally at October 17, 2022 03:53 PM (GHXTu)

363 I noticed Dr Jill had her f** me boots an at the Eagles game. Melania could get away with that because who wouldn't want to but Dr Jill?

Posted by: Ripley at October 17, 2022 03:53 PM (MxEKc)

364 That craka had a noose in his rear window!

Posted by: Bubba "Juicy" Wallace at October 17, 2022 03:53 PM (gmo/4)

365
Then he intentionally drove into the other guy when he went low.

He needs a timeout. For a month. A la Tony Stewart.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2022 03:50 PM (lf83v)



He's an entitled piece of shit that has had needed an attitude adjustment for a long time. He's a mediocre driver that created the whole 'racism' thing to shame NASCAR into getting him sponsors and a win. Fuck that guy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 17, 2022 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

366 They were not saying "Fuck Jill Biden" they were saying "Fuck Joe Biden" no wait... Lets Go Jill!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 17, 2022 03:53 PM (TiGPW)

367
Shit, the official position of the blog is that if you don't instinctively dislike non-blood-related children you are a child molester. It ain't just the left. This country has lost its collective mind when it comes to men.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


If you're a single man, it's self-preservation. Years ago, I was looking for an apartment in SoCal and found these folks who had a guest house they were renting in the back part of the property. Nice place, and relatively cheap. MUCH better than any apartment.

Until I found out that they had 3 elementary school age kids who spent a lot of time in the backyard. There was no way I was going to put myself in that situation, so I passed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2022 03:54 PM (n+4am)

368 I have no doubt that POS wanted to bang that girl. Such a piece of garbage

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2022 03:54 PM (+FZhr)

369 Photo Caption:
Nice. No bra strap.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2022 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

370 Fuck me, please?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 17, 2022 03:54 PM (TiGPW)

371 My buddy workes for the USPS. He thinks at least a quarter of the employees are illiterate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 17, 2022 03:54 PM (9inf2)

372 Mebbe that is just my redneck background, but I wonder what kind of 'grooming' these poor kids get that none of them has injured the tottery old pervert.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 17, 2022 03:44 PM (3cGpq)


Be good, Honey. Remember this is the most important and powerful man in the world.
Don't embarrass me.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 17, 2022 03:55 PM (xhaym)

373 351 Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2022 03:50 PM (eoQWY)

Constantine in 312 after he beat them in battle.

Prior to that there had been reforms including making certain the Praetor was an actual equestrian.

Posted by: sven at October 17, 2022 03:55 PM (Lzpvj)

374 "The president has found him to be an impressive individual who is just as capable as always."

I mean, lets put aside that Biden's brain is like swiss cheese, and ignore that this is just dumb politicking... when exactly did Joe Biden ever interact with or meet the lieutenant governor of Pennsylvania in the past?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 03:55 PM (Ivdso)

375 360 He could always sniff Mrs. Fetterman’s eyebrows.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 17, 2022 03:55 PM (cPemv)

376 This is getting irritating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 17, 2022 03:51 PM (LvTSG)

USPS? Gotta love that "driveway or front door is inaccessible" excuse for an extended lunch or early dinner. My ass, it is inaccessible.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 17, 2022 03:55 PM (yHsuS)

377 Relax everybody. Biden says Lumpy is as capable as always.

------

High praise, indeed!

A Clown-Shit-Show ... I'm surprised China hasn't invaded already.

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 17, 2022 03:55 PM (aPdKl)

378 I think it was Diocletian who disbanded the Praetorian Guard.
_____________

He was dating Yoko Ono at the time.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2022 03:55 PM (lf83v)

379 who is just as capable as always."
===
ha ha ha -- its the last clause that's the kicker.

Posted by: He's a first class idiot and always has been at October 17, 2022 03:56 PM (QTTos)

380 Could a father slap Joe's hands away without being tackled by the SS?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 17, 2022 03:49 PM (eGTCV)


Could the SS move.faster than a pissed off grandpa?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2022 03:56 PM (anj39)

381 He's an entitled piece of shit that has had needed an attitude adjustment for a long time. He's a mediocre driver that created the whole 'racism' thing to shame NASCAR into getting him sponsors and a win. Fuck that guy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 17, 2022 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

At least Danica Patrick was easy to look at.

Posted by: Senator John Edwards at October 17, 2022 03:56 PM (PiwSw)

382 Oh...how will DU explain away Creepy Joe's latest misadventure!?!?

(Crickets)

Oh...the MSM approach. If we don't talk about it, maybe people won't notice.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at October 17, 2022 03:56 PM (ZJlxc)

383 That Brandon guy moves in on the girls like a laser guided hellfire. Never misses a chance to fondle. I really don't get this constant caressing of young girls. Just weird. If he were just some guy at working the register at a Wal-Mart his teef would be summer teef real quick. I hate rich fecks like that.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2022 03:56 PM (GKEZK)

384 Why does anyone show up at a Biden event with their underage daughter?

Posted by: Dave in Fla


It is rank and file Dems that want to move up in the Dem hierarchy. They will gladly sacrifice the children to prove they're worthy.

Posted by: Ripley at October 17, 2022 03:57 PM (MxEKc)

385 353 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 17, 2022 03:51 PM (LvTSG)

That sucks, logistics workers industry wide are shitting the bed the last five years.

Posted by: sven at October 17, 2022 03:57 PM (Lzpvj)

386 Shit, the official position of the blog is that if you don't instinctively dislike non-blood-related children you are a child molester. It ain't just the left. This country has lost its collective mind when it comes to men.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


If you're a single man, it's self-preservation. Years ago, I was looking for an apartment in SoCal and found these folks who had a guest house they were renting in the back part of the property. Nice place, and relatively cheap. MUCH better than any apartment.

Until I found out that they had 3 elementary school age kids who spent a lot of time in the backyard. There was no way I was going to put myself in that situation, so I passed.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Just because you were married, doesn't mean you'd get a free pass.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2022 03:57 PM (NlFlr)

387 376 USPS? Gotta love that "driveway or front door is inaccessible" excuse for an extended lunch or early dinner. My ass, it is inaccessible.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 17, 2022 03:55 PM (yHsuS)

========

Yeah, it happening once is whatever. It happening twice makes me unhappy (though the news that he was literally next to my house saying that the package couldn't make it to the driveway any which way doesn't help things), but a third day in a row? No update at all?

I don't even know what to do about this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 17, 2022 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

388 314 I know because I spent the entire 2nd half of a game in it while a friend was getting his face patched up after a drunk came up behind him and slammed his face into a wall while he was in the men's room.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2022 03:42 PM (ZLI7S)

JackStraw has done hard time. His friend was not a karate man, as they bleed on the inside.
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at October 17, 2022 03:45 PM (4I/2K)

----------------------

Guess some people just got time to bleed...

Posted by: J. Ventura at October 17, 2022 03:57 PM (uPgE/)

389 Even Kurt thinks Paul is stupid.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice, Big proponent of mixed sex marriage at October 17, 2022 03:57 PM (uLr+K)

390 Shit, the official position of the blog is that if you don't instinctively dislike non-blood-related children you are a child molester. It ain't just the left. This country has lost its collective mind when it comes to men.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

You can like children without grabbing their 12 year old breasts and sniffing their necks while whispering creepy pedo crap in their ears.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 17, 2022 03:57 PM (TiGPW)

391 381 Posted by: Senator John Edwards at October 17, 2022 03:56 PM (PiwSw)

Danny Patwreck

Posted by: sven at October 17, 2022 03:57 PM (Lzpvj)

392 At least Danica Patrick was easy to look at.


I wonder if she has ever pulled into the garage without crashing into it?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2022 03:58 PM (bJxw1)

393 ... Saturday, it's supposed to come, and come about 7:45 I get the notification that my package was undeliverable because the business was closed (my house is a business? I guess that address excuse was bullshit). Also, no actual mail at all. Even have a conversation with some neighbors about how they haven't received anything either. They also saw him sitting at the end of the development with his light on, sorting mail and marking things. He was 30 feet from my house and simply decided to not deliver. ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 17, 2022 03:51 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Young Henry Hill's buddies got to your mailman:
https://youtu.be/Sj9qkMYxE4Q?t=54

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2022 03:58 PM (t0OGg)

394 Shit, the official position of the blog is that if you don't instinctively dislike non-blood-related children you are a child molester.

I agree. Over time I find all kids annoying and would not want to, say, be a school teacher or run a day care center. I'd put up with it for my own kids but not someone else's.

But in the short term, kids are usually funny and cute and I get along well with the ones I've known (like nieces and nephews or a girlfriend's son and daughter). I think this need to not even give the slightest hint you might not hate kids is a bit over the top. Kids are often hilarious to watch, like panda bears. You shouldn't need to avert your eyes like its the princess and you'll get beheaded for looking at her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 03:58 PM (Ivdso)

395 We get all of the missing mail...except my Criterion box. The latest notification is still from last night saying that it would be delivered "next business day", which is today.
==
Look, I wasn't finished watching them yet.

Posted by: Your very very merry merry Mailman at October 17, 2022 03:58 PM (LbE8v)

396 Guess some people just got time to bleed...
Posted by: J. Ventura at October 17, 2022 03:57 PM (uPgE/)

Get to da choppa!

Posted by: Ahnuld at October 17, 2022 03:58 PM (PiwSw)

397 Joe Biden refused to campaign with Fetterman because he didn't have any hair to smell.
Posted by: portlandon at October 17, 2022 03:53 PM (+oR7L)
........

Bet that lump gives off a nasty odor.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2022 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

398 Shit, the official position of the blog is that if you don't instinctively dislike non-blood-related children you are a child molester. It ain't just the left. This country has lost its collective mind when it comes to men.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


If you're a single man, it's self-preservation. Years ago, I was looking for an apartment in SoCal and found these folks who had a guest house they were renting in the back part of the property. Nice place, and relatively cheap. MUCH better than any apartment.

Until I found out that they had 3 elementary school age kids who spent a lot of time in the backyard. There was no way I was going to put myself in that situation, so I passed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2022 03:54 PM (n+4am)

Yeah, self-preservation. I interact with kids plenty through scouts and this summer, coaching LL. No way in hell am I putting myself in any situation where there is not another person there, either my kids or another adult.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 17, 2022 03:59 PM (yHsuS)

399 Boston University creates new COVID strain with 80% kill rate.

Daily Mail link.

https://is.gd/bPfBtl

We need The Awakener, pronto. For real, lots of people need to be relieved of their breathing rights.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 17, 2022 03:59 PM (YJwUM)

400 He didn't sniff her. His nose stuttered.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 17, 2022 03:59 PM (TiGPW)

401 He should be reassigned to one of the less desirable sections of the Service. The Secret Service is there to protect the "president's" body, not his reputation or political standing.

Yeah, that's OUR job.

Posted by: FBI at October 17, 2022 03:59 PM (+lVUW)

402
This is getting irritating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster



I'm currently waiting for a large USPS package from a customer, repair work that they want me to do. Went to the distro center last week to pick it up and they couldn't find it. Still hearing crickets, and my guess is that it'll never be delivered.

Worst part is, I'm not sure which customer it's coming from, so I can't call them to update.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2022 04:00 PM (n+4am)

403 I wonder of the Secret Service is having the same problem they did with Obama, where the agents just did not want to work with the guy because he was such an ass.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 04:00 PM (Ivdso)

404 That Brandon guy moves in on the girls like a laser guided hellfire. Never misses a chance to fondle. I really don't get this constant caressing of young girls. Just weird.

If he were just some guy at working the register at a Wal-Mart his teef would be summer teef real quick. I hate rich fecks like that.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

If he were a carny, the entire carnival would have to leave in the dead of night.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2022 04:00 PM (NlFlr)

405 What if Corn Pop was a righteous guy who was protecting local kids from the creepy, rich white dude??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 17, 2022 04:00 PM (yikp0)

406 I don't even know what to do about this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 17, 2022 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

Hire a private detective to follow the guy. Odds are good he's either stealing mail, or dumping it out of sheer laziness.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2022 04:00 PM (Dpxgd)

407 "Jean-Pierre: "The president has found him to be an impressive individual who is just as capable as always."


She's not wrong.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice, Big proponent of mixed sex marriage at October 17, 2022 04:00 PM (uLr+K)

408 USPS? Gotta love that "driveway or front door is inaccessible" excuse for an extended lunch or early dinner. My ass, it is inaccessible.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 17, 2022 03:55 PM


They pulled that $hit with me on a package they didn't want to deliver. It was a rolling cooler and I went to the post office to complain and they said it was because of covid. I asked to see the manager and he said it was because there was a "2 man lift" sticker on the package and the driver was by himself three days in a row and just coded it "driveway was blocked" by mistake.


I said I will pick it up right now, pulled up to the ramp and two guys brought it out on a dolly. With my broken down 65 year old body I picked it up by myself and put it in my truck and drove off. Pussies.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2022 04:00 PM (bVYXr)

409 Oh...the MSM approach. If we don't talk about it, maybe people won't notice.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at October 17, 2022 03:56 PM (ZJlxc)


If it gets too visible the media will invent something else.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2022 04:00 PM (anj39)

410 My buddy workes for the USPS. He thinks at least a quarter of the employees are illiterate.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 17, 2022 03:54 PM (9inf2)
........

Good. I don't want them reading my mail.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2022 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

411 400 He didn't sniff her. His nose stuttered.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 17, 2022 03:59 PM (TiGPW)

We're, uh, looking for some new, uh, talent in the Press Office. Could you send us your resume?

Posted by: White House Press Office at October 17, 2022 04:00 PM (PiwSw)

412 I don't even know what to do about this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 17, 2022 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

Go robo-Karen on the local postmaster (or manager, whatever the person is called) at your local office.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 17, 2022 04:01 PM (yHsuS)

413 Hey sweetheart can you grab me a weiner?

Posted by: Brandon at October 17, 2022 04:01 PM (GKEZK)

414 Shit, the official position of the blog is that if you don't instinctively dislike non-blood-related children you are a child molester.
___________

Actually, you can refrain from TOUCHING the children because you don't hear with your hands.

And you can also speak of non-sexual things, like dating or boyfriends, with children. Like ask them about school or sports or their family.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2022 04:01 PM (lf83v)

415 I found this picture of Mrs. Fetterman's father. Uncanny resemblance.

https://tinyurl.com/Lumpys-FIL

Posted by: Muldoon at October 17, 2022 04:01 PM (kXYt5)

416 >>> I wonder of the Secret Service is having the same problem they did with Obama, where the agents just did not want to work with the guy because he was such an ass.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Bongino repeatedly said Biden was much worse, what with walking around naked in front of female SS agents

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2022 04:02 PM (+FZhr)

417 Hey sweateheart you know how to cook a foot long? First you grab a regular weiner then just rub it on the side a little until its a foot long.

Posted by: Brandon at October 17, 2022 04:02 PM (GKEZK)

418 My buddy workes for the USPS. He thinks at least a quarter of the employees are illiterate.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 17, 2022


***
Around here I'd suspect a much higher percentage than that have trouble writing their own names.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 17, 2022 04:03 PM (J2vNu)

419 USPS is a very local experience. I have wildly different quality of service depending on where I've lived. Where I lived in CO, it was crap. Then I moved within CO and learned it hadn't been crap, because my new post office was *really* crap. Here at my new place, they're quite good. Polite, friendly, deliver packages right to the house, wave and say "hello" when you're out and about, etc. When I was in New York, USPS was okay. It really can vary wildly by ZIP code.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2022 04:03 PM (t0OGg)

420 Hire a private detective to follow the guy. Odds are good he's either stealing mail, or dumping it out of sheer laziness.

Like the postman in Better Off Dead

https://youtu.be/fozWFjV86FA

Taylor Negron who kept getting work in the 80s for no discernable reason

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 04:03 PM (Ivdso)

421 >>>At least Danica Patrick was easy to look at.


I wonder if she has ever pulled into the garage without crashing into it?

>If she could have shaved a couple of seconds off of her pitstops by not having to backup she may have won more often.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 17, 2022 04:03 PM (z+OQR)

422 Remember no butt stuff till you are 35.

Posted by: Brandon at October 17, 2022 04:04 PM (GKEZK)

423 Jill Bribem is NOT Joe “stinky fingers” Bribem’s secret cervix it’s ….Shhhhhh….. (Tara Reade)

Posted by: Xtranon at October 17, 2022 04:04 PM (Sl2t+)

424 >>>Taylor Negron who kept getting work in the 80s for no discernable reason
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Hilarious as the gay shampooist in Seinfeld

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2022 04:04 PM (+FZhr)

425 A consortium in San Bernardino is the latest group of people proposing to alter the boundaries of the state of California. The group wants the county to secede from California and create a 51st state that would be called Empire.

According to real estate developer Jeff Burum, a member of the group, San Bernardino County is not getting its fair share from the state of California. The movement is supported by some local mayors such as Acquanetta Warren, mayor of Fontana, and Bill Velto, mayor of Upland.

“We cannot continue to beg, and crawl … to get resources for our county… Let’s step out and be bold about it and let the people decide what they want to do.” Fontana Mayor Acquanetta Warren told the San Bernadino Board of Supervisors.

Posted by: SMOD at October 17, 2022 04:04 PM (RHGPo)

426 That's the patented move. 5 fingers on the shoulder and 2 in the pink

Posted by: Joe fingerblaster at October 17, 2022 04:05 PM (W+TLY)

427 Because they're children. It's not their fault who their parents are.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
----------------------------

Ain't that the truth.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 17, 2022 04:05 PM (6WsnZ)

428 Hey sweateheart you know how to cook a foot long? First you grab a regular weiner then just rub it on the side a little until its a foot long.
Posted by: Brandon


"does it work with cocktail weenies? Because...."
--New Jersey girl

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 04:05 PM (Ivdso)

429 419 USPS is a very local experience. I have wildly different quality of service depending on where I've lived. Where I lived in CO, it was crap. Then I moved within CO and learned it hadn't been crap, because my new post office was *really* crap. Here at my new place, they're quite good. Polite, friendly, deliver packages right to the house, wave and say "hello" when you're out and about, etc. When I was in New York, USPS was okay. It really can vary wildly by ZIP code.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2022 04:03 PM (t0OGg)

========

Ours has been good since we moved until a couple of months ago. They either changed delivery person or changed the routes. Instead of getting mail consistently at about 11:30 every day, including everything, it's not sometime between 3 and 9, and if it gets late, we're probably not getting it that day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 17, 2022 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

430 USPS is a very local experience. I have wildly different quality of service depending on where I've lived. Where I lived in CO, it was crap. Then I moved within CO and learned it hadn't been crap, because my new post office was *really* crap. Here at my new place, they're quite good. Polite, friendly, deliver packages right to the house, wave and say "hello" when you're out and about, etc. When I was in New York, USPS was okay. It really can vary wildly by ZIP code.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2022 04:03 PM (t0OGg)
---
USPS recently delivered a package to my mailbox to an address that doesn't exist but mine was "close enough." Name was wrong, too. So I made a good faith effort to find the address (it was one number off from mine). Shrugged and brought it inside. Then they left a note in my box asking for it back or they'd have to report it "stolen." Idiots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 17, 2022 04:06 PM (YIVH2)

431 417 Hey sweateheart you know how to cook a foot long? First you grab a regular weiner then just rub it on the side a little until its a foot long.
Posted by: Brandon at October 17, 2022 04:02 PM (GKEZK)

----------------------------

Oh, honey. Jill's been lyin' to you...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 17, 2022 04:06 PM (uPgE/)

432 If we got ride of the Postal Service we wouldn't have to worry about mail in ballots.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 17, 2022 04:06 PM (KY22T)

433 Today the FBI asked the Eagles Ticket Office for all the names of people who bought the tickets.......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 17, 2022 04:06 PM (snpvX)

434 Fontana Mayor Acquanetta Warren
----------
She's named for a hairspray??

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 17, 2022 04:06 PM (to2dd)

435 My buddy workes for the USPS. He thinks at least a quarter of the employees are illiterate.
_____________

Actually, 18.7 are semi-illiterate according to the Witherington Center literacy standards of Oxford University. Only 2 percent of the Postal Service employees are illiterate when employing the peer-accepted character cognition analysis of Harvard University.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin, Boston Postal Service at October 17, 2022 04:07 PM (lf83v)

436 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2022 03:54 PM (n+4am)

Yeah, self-preservation. I interact with kids plenty through scouts and this summer, coaching LL. No way in hell am I putting myself in any situation where there is not another person there, either my kids or another adult.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 17, 2022 03:59 PM (yHsuS)

Yeah, I don't dislike children. I was warned when I entered my now sham of a marriage to be careful with my "wife's" daughters in the home.

It's the one thing I'm thankful for now. I wasn't accused of anything. Hate to think this way, but this is our world now.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 17, 2022 04:07 PM (YV6PJ)

437 My buddy workes for the USPS. He thinks at least a quarter of the employees are illiterate.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 17, 2022 03:54 PM (9inf2)


Used to be you had to pass a form of ASVAB that probably was from the 60's to get hired, the idea was that it correlated with dexterity and memory. As it was, they tended to hire military retirees and people who had teaching degrees and hated teaching.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 17, 2022 04:07 PM (xhaym)

438 IIRC the Murray complaint is he banged less successful female actresses working on the movies he was on. They agreed not because they wanted to...well they don't want to now...but because he was famous and could help their careers...then but not anymore.

Seems...pretty ridiculous.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2022 03:31 PM (ESjRY)


The #metoo thing was always ridiculous. A bunch of women who chose to whore themselves out for wealth and fame bitching about it years later.

The women who deserved the sympathy, and respect, were the ones who said no... but you never heard about them because they didn't become rich and famous.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 17, 2022 04:07 PM (zhLdt)

439 She's named for a hairspray??

Pretty much, that's what happens when a 13 year old girl choose your name -- or one with the mentality of a 13 year old. "I named him Syphilus cause that sounds manly!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 04:07 PM (Ivdso)

440 Taylor Negron and Rich Hall were awesome in One Crazy Summer.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 17, 2022 04:08 PM (OgrpQ)

441 12
'that little girl still idolizes the old perv'

She SAID this?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 17, 2022 04:08 PM (qVln6)

442 >>> Here at my new place, they're quite good. Polite, friendly, deliver packages right to the house, wave and say "hello" when you're out and about, etc. When I was in New York, USPS was okay. It really can vary wildly by ZIP code.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
------------------------

Every station reflects the manager.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 17, 2022 04:08 PM (6WsnZ)

443 Let me givenyou a little advice I gave my daughter whe she was about your age. Don't forget to fondle the balls.

Posted by: Brandon at October 17, 2022 04:08 PM (GKEZK)

444 > At least Danica Patrick was easy to look at.
____________

Hallie Deegan ran in the Xfinity race in Vegas this past Saturday. Finished in the top 20 (15th I think.) As the only female in the sport running full time she gets a lot of attention, but IMO has minimal talent. She "could" get better with time. Much the same was thought of Danica.

Being the only female, or only black or whatever in any sport is going to make up for talent every time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 17, 2022 04:09 PM (BFigT)

445 Progressive parents offering Child Sacrifice to Baal
Posted by: Tex

///

That kind of does explain all the out-and-out perving. I think you're right on the money, Tex.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 17, 2022 04:09 PM (tQL7r)

446 I think it was Diocletian who disbanded the Praetorian Guard. Or Constantine. One of the two.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 17, 2022 03:48 PM (cPemv)

More of a demotion, but at that point Diocletian's empire was no longer properly "Roman."

Posted by: trev006 at October 17, 2022 04:09 PM (yZNTO)

447 Pretty much, that's what happens when a 13 year old girl choose your name -- or one with the mentality of a 13 year old. "I named him Syphilus cause that sounds manly!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 04:07 PM (Ivdso)

Two brothers who were football players - Lemonjello and Orangejello

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 17, 2022 04:10 PM (OgrpQ)

448 Word to the wise: There is no reason for the doctor to have his hands on your shoulders during a prostate exam.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2022 04:10 PM (lf83v)

449 Noodus educatio

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 17, 2022 04:10 PM (J2vNu)

450 Le NOOD


It be here!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice, Big proponent of mixed sex marriage at October 17, 2022 04:10 PM (uLr+K)

451 I take Bidens "no serious guys until 30" to mean "only meaningless sex" until 30.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 17, 2022 04:11 PM (fEiu3)

452 They agreed not because they wanted to...well they don't want to now...but because he was famous and could help their careers...then but not anymore.

Yeah and then later decided he abused them rather them whoring themselves out for a career.

I mean there are real genuine complaints to be made by women in the Metoo thing, but too many of them were either "you knew what was going to happen and did it anyway" or "you didn't mind at the time and are just mad now."

I mean bitching that you didn't like agreeing to have Harvey Weinstein haul his sagging belly over you and rub his sweaty hairy body for thirty seconds ten years later after you got your career solidified does not fill me with sympathy. Yeah he's scum and I don't mind him being ruined. But you were fine with it at the time to get the job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 04:11 PM (Ivdso)

453 Fuck Joe Biden . Bet all the girls in his life laughed at his diminutive Johnson

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at October 17, 2022 04:11 PM (WKaMF)

454 >>> It's the one thing I'm thankful for now. I wasn't accused of anything. Hate to think this way, but this is our world now.
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Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 17, 2022 04:11 PM (6WsnZ)

455 In the course of 35 years providing medical care for children, physical examination including visual inspection, palpation (touching), and auscultation of young children, it was obvious that there was a right way and a wrong way to approach children, with age-appropriate differences, letting the child know what to expect, patience, knowing when to proceed and when to back off, all with involvement of the parents.

What he is doing is wrong, regardless of intent.Even a president needs boundaries

Posted by: Muldoon at October 17, 2022 04:12 PM (kXYt5)

456 440 Taylor Negron and Rich Hall were awesome in One Crazy Summer.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 17, 2022 04:08 PM (OgrpQ)

Best scene in the movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfVCZyeVfbo

At the end, the banker (who is of Japanese extraction) looks at the host and says "Great Party!"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 17, 2022 04:12 PM (PiwSw)

457 I take Bidens "no serious guys until 30" to mean "only meaningless sex" until 30.

"and by meaningless sex, I mean lie there and think of the Cause while grampa climbs over you"
--Joey "Fingers" Biden

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 04:12 PM (Ivdso)

458 What he is doing is wrong, regardless of intent. Even a president needs boundaries

What is worse is that its obviously wrong, to everyone who sees it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2022 04:13 PM (Ivdso)

459 >>> agreeing to have Harvey Weinstein haul his sagging belly over you and rub his sweaty hairy body for thirty seconds ten years later after you got your career solidified does not fill me with sympathy. Yeah he's scum and I don't mind him being ruined. But you were fine with it at the time to get the job.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Retrial ought to let him off. Those girls are rich and comfortable and he gets the penalty box. Did he put a gun to their head? They were free to seek employment elsewhere.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 17, 2022 04:16 PM (6WsnZ)

460 What he is doing is wrong, regardless of intent. Even a president needs boundaries

What is worse is that its obviously wrong, to everyone who sees it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

At some point, a parent or grandparent is going to lay into him and tell him to keep his creepy hands to himself. I can't wait to hear the spin

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at October 17, 2022 04:17 PM (WKaMF)

461 457 I take Bidens "no serious guys until 30" to mean "only meaningless sex" until 30.
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It's worse than that. In his mind, just like Ashley, she's his till 30 then he sets her free.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 17, 2022 04:19 PM (6WsnZ)

462 Why the he** don't the parents of these little girls make a move on Biden to get his hands off their kid?

Posted by: Ultra pj at October 17, 2022 04:20 PM (G1dq6)

463 Stupidly, instead of the blatant wreck, Bubba will get more NASCAR grief because his tantrum took out a playoff driver (C Bell) and by straying from his wrecked car and walking across a hot track, which became a rule when Tony Stewart fatally hit Kevin Ward in a dirt race, Tony saying he could not see Ward. One slowing car almost hit Bubba. I'd like to see Rick Hendrick levy attempted murder charges. Two racers are out with concussions, Kurt Busch chose to retire from Cup.

Posted by: Al Unsure at October 17, 2022 04:26 PM (XrAad)

464 NooseCAR is still a thing? Really?

Posted by: Xtranon at October 17, 2022 04:46 PM (Sl2t+)

465 I think what people miss about Joe Biden touching young girls is connected to dementia: He’s lost the last 35-40 years of memory. Which means he’s living in the past. So he remembers touching his daughter and is reliving that.

Posted by: JackWayne at October 17, 2022 05:10 PM (+ghOp)

466 Lefturds love em creepy perverts and insanely dishonest critters from the swamp. If you have to ak why, just look at their parents. They can be found in the serpent section of the zoo.

Posted by: A. Landmesser at October 17, 2022 06:09 PM (EcD5Y)

467 What dose Time Magazine think of their Person of the Year now? After all Hitler was their Man of the Year back in 1938

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 17, 2022 06:15 PM (wGqjj)

468 More appropriate chant: "Let's Go Brandy!"

Posted by: Another Anon at October 17, 2022 06:36 PM (sy/OZ)

469 One of these days, a young girl is going to have the presence of mind to yell "Get your hands off me, you pervert!"

Let the Kneedpad Media try to spin that one.

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