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Demented Liar Joe Biden: Beau Biden Died In Iraq
(Jake Tapper Isn't Running a Snarky Chyron Here, But If He Did, It Would Say: "No He Didn't")

Stolen valor.

Matt Margolis reminds:

Joe Biden has often invoked his late son Beau Biden.

For example, after his botched withdrawal from Afghanistan he evoked his late son in a shameless effort to avoid criticism of his actions.


"So, when I hear that we could've, should've continued the so-called low-grade effort in Afghanistan, at low risk to our service members, at low cost, I don't think enough people understand how much we have asked of the 1 percent of this country who put that uniform on, who are willing to put their lives on the line in defense of our nation," Biden said last year when he announced the war in Afghanistan was now officially over. "Maybe it's because my deceased son, Beau, served in Iraq for a full year, before that."

He spoke about Beau Biden dying of brain cancer, as if that was the same as dying in a lost cause war -- during a catastrophic withdrawal Biden ordered.

At least then, he acknowledged that Beau Biden died of brain cancer. He didn't claim he was KIA.

Now Biden just straight-up lies that Beau Biden was killed in Iraq:

Only in the past week has the New York Times discovered that Joe Biden is a serial liar. Who knew?!!?

Tim Graham at TownHall:

The online headline of their Oct. 11 story was: "Biden, Storyteller in Chief, Spins Yarns That Often Unravel." The subtitle: "President Biden has been unable to break himself of the habit of embellishing narratives to weave a political identity."

Times reporters Michael Shear and Linda Qiu began with Biden telling survivors of Hurricane Ian that he and Jill lost most of a house to a lightning strike. That's not true. News reports at the time described it as "a small fire" that was "contained to the kitchen." They said this wasn't an isolated embellishment. They noted Biden once told this story as "having had a house burn down with my wife in it."

The Times explained, "The exaggerated biography that Mr. Biden tells includes having been a fierce civil rights activist who was repeatedly arrested. He has claimed to have been an award-winning student who earned three degrees. And last week, speaking on the hurricane-devastated island of Puerto Rico, he said he had been 'raised in the Puerto Rican community at home, politically.'"

They said Biden has long "embraced storytelling as a way of connecting with his audience ... But Mr. Biden's folksiness can veer into folklore, with dates that don't quite add up and details that are exaggerated or wrong, the factual edges shaved off to make them more powerful for audiences."

Note how lying for political advantage is recast as "storytelling to connect with an audience."

That's what lying always is! Lying is always about attempting to manipulate a target (an "audience") into sympathizing with you and giving you what you want!

It's so Different When Democrats Do It (TM)!

But here's the interesting part. Qiu is the paper's designated "fact-checker." So, if Biden is habitually spinning yarns that unravel, she must be busy with Biden checks, right? No. She hasn't "fact-checked" Biden since Aug.20, 2021, on the Afghanistan withdrawal fiasco under an extremely mild headline: "Clarifying Biden's Take of Evacuation."

A peek at her archive of articles since then includes at least 14 "fact-checks" of Republicans and/or conservatives. This 14-to-1 imbalance in target selection would remind you of PolitiFact -- which makes sense because that's where Qiu worked before joining the Times.

Qiu avoids noting that Biden has repeatedly lied about being "shot at" in hostile territory.

Jake Tapper's snarky chyron says: "No, he wasn't."

President Biden on Thursday told State Department employees he was "shot at" overseas -- reviving a claim that previously stirred controversy.

"You have great personal courage. I've been with some of you when we've been shot at," Biden told a group of diplomatic aides in Washington.

Biden did not offer a detailed description of being shot at. But he was forced to walk back a similar claim in 2007 as veterans warned him not to exaggerate.

Biden said during a CNN-hosted Democratic presidential debate in 2007 that he was "shot at" inside Baghdad's fortified Green Zone.

He later revised the claim, saying that in fact, "I was near where a shot landed."

More accurately: I heard-tell of some shots in the distance.

Patrick Campbell, then legislative director for Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America, told The Hill at the time, "Veterans don't like it when people mischaracterize their service, people who overstate what happens to them. We have names for them."

George Washington University professor Stephen Hess said in 2007 that the claim "fits into [Biden's] profile, and that's exactly why he should be terribly careful about statements that may not quite parse out or deconstruct under scrutiny."

Biden has a reputation for gaffes and stretching the truth. He said incorrectly in 2008 "I am a hard coal miner," and was forced to drop out of the 1988 Democratic presidential primary for plagiarism of speeches and a law school paper.

Joe Biden routinely lies about the deaths of family members for applause lines, of course. He has defamed the man involved in the car collision that killed his first wife for decades, constantly claiming he was a "drunk driver" when in fact he was as sober as a preacher in the desert.

Not only was he not drunk, he wasn't even at fault in the collision -- Biden's wife blew through a stop sign at an intersection, precipitating the collision, which the truck driver tried to avoid.

The worst moment of Joseph R. Biden's life -- the 1972 car crash that killed his wife and baby daughter -- has drawn renewed attention over a falsehood that the former vice president repeated for years: that the other driver was drunk.

From 2001-07, Mr. Biden indicated at least twice that the tractor-trailer driver who hit his wife's car had been drinking, even though the state official who oversaw the investigation and the driver's daughter said that wasn't true.

During the 2008 presidential campaign, Pamela Hamill, the daughter of driver Curtis C. Dunn, called on Mr. Biden to apologize publicly after he told a crowd that her father "drank his lunch" before the accident, according to a 2008 article in the Newark [Delaware] Post.

House Democrats' campaign chief fighting for survival in new New York district
"A tractor-trailer, a guy who allegedly -- and I never pursued it -- drank his lunch instead of eating his lunch, broadsided my family and killed my wife instantly and killed my daughter instantly and hospitalized my two sons," Mr. Biden said in 2007.

In a 2001 speech at the University of Delaware, he referred to an "errant driver who stopped to drink instead of drive" and "hit my children and my wife and killed them," according to a 2008 report in NewsBusters, citing a 2001 "Inside Edition" report.

Mr. Biden apparently stopped making the claim after a burst of media attention.

In a January article in Politico, Ms. Hamill said that Mr. Biden called her to apologize following a 2009 CBS report on the discrepancy.

"He apologized for hurting my family in any way," she said. "So we accepted that -- and kind of end of story from there."

Mr. Dunn, who died in 1999, hit the station wagon driven by 30-year-old Neilia Biden as she drove to buy a Christmas tree with the Bidens' three young children: Beau, 4; Hunter, 3, and Naomi, 13 months.


The rig overturned as Mr. Dunn swerved to avoid the collision, but he "ran to the wrecked car and was the first to offer assistance," the Post reported.

Now-retired Delaware Superior Court Judge Jerome O. Herlihy, who oversaw the investigation as chief deputy attorney general, told Politico, "She had a stop sign. The truck driver did not."

In 2008, he told the Post that rumors about alcohol playing a role in the accident were "incorrect."


This is awful. Did you know for years @JoeBiden told people his wife and 13-month-old daughter were killed by a drunk driver, when in fact the accident was tragically her fault. The truck driver was haunted by the accident until he died.https://t.co/f41yNvU8RY

-- Rosie memos (@almostjingo) October 16, 2019

Townhall's Guy Benson called the vice president's inaccurate references to drinking, which first appeared in 2001, "bizarre and disturbing."

He's a liar. He also r@ped at least one woman, nuzzled and rubbed up on many more, and habitually showered with his underage daughter, not that anyone seems to care about that.

Remember all this when David French the rest of the Secular Sermonizers swear on a pack of Bibles they plainly do not believe a word of that "Joe Biden is a good and honorable man."

Posted by: Ace at 02:05 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 13, 2022 02:05 PM (eYoxG)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

3 My wife died in Iraq, I asked her this morning at breakfast.

//Dementia Sven

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:07 PM (Lzpvj)

4 Biden's shitty character was revealed when he brazenly and repeatedly claimed a drunk truck driver killed his wife and kid.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 13, 2022 02:07 PM (rJ48h)

5 And people will still vote for this cretin. Telling me who the real cretins are.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 13, 2022 02:07 PM (E/gvm)

6 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 13, 2022 02:07 PM (I9OCm)

7 Served in '08. Died in '15.

Did NOT DIE IN IRAQ.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

8 a drunk driver killed me six years ago. True story. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: ace at October 13, 2022 02:08 PM (C1Zwz)

9 Poll: A Paltry 36% Approve of How Biden Is Handling The Economy…

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Yeah, well, the smart 36%!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 13, 2022 02:08 PM (FVME7)

10 8 a drunk driver killed me six years ago. True story. My word as a Biden.
Posted by: ace at October 13, 2022 02:08 PM (C1Zwz)

Probably an Irish driver. We know how drunk and angry they all get.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 13, 2022 02:08 PM (eYoxG)

11 Stolen valor. Pure and simple. His son dying is a tragedy- no matter if the son was a piece of shit. Him lying about it is a farce.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2022 02:08 PM (CwQXo)

12 A brave man dies but once. A son of Joe Biden dies a thousand different times.

Posted by: Flyguy at October 13, 2022 02:08 PM (VrVjC)

13 If my son died, I'd sure as hell know where and when it exactly happened.

There would be no confusion no matter how old I would be.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2022 02:09 PM (lf83v)

14 Biden has been lying so long, he actually believes everything that comes flying out of his mouth is TRUTH. His word as a Biden. Don't fuck with that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

15 8 Posted by: ace at October 13, 2022 02:08 PM (C1Zwz)

Jill was killed by net neutrality, right Jill?

//Plugz, Joe Plugz

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:09 PM (Lzpvj)

16
I once Indian leg-wrestled Seabiscuit to a draw, and I'm not kidding. You can look it up.

Posted by: ace at October 13, 2022 02:09 PM (C1Zwz)

17 Perhaps, like Tony Bennett "Left his heart in San Francisco", Beau Biden left is healthy brain in Iraq

Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2022 02:09 PM (RHGPo)

18 What about his gaffes?!?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 13, 2022 02:09 PM (V6f9+)

19 >>>He's a liar. He also r@ped at least one woman, nuzzled and rubbed up on many more, and habitually showered with his underage daughter, not that anyone seems to care about that.

And covered for his crackhead son's incestuous rape of his granddaughter.

I lol at this latest invocation of the death of that sorry POS, Beau.

F them all.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 13, 2022 02:09 PM (yHsuS)

20 What are the odds that if Beau survived he would have ended up like his crackhead brother? Honest question. By all accounts Beau was a decent guy. But that gene pool is so rancid and corroded it makes a sewer look like a Poland Spring creek.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 13, 2022 02:09 PM (iFTx/)

21 This was after he was a Jewish Puerto Rican truck driver?

Posted by: brak at October 13, 2022 02:09 PM (j5Tg0)

22 Is he lying, or has he just gotten confused? Again?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 13, 2022 02:09 PM (J2vNu)

23 It's not a lie if you can't remember the truth.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 13, 2022 02:09 PM (vN+oL)

24 "Not a joke" > "Everything that guy just said is bullshit"

Posted by: Zek at October 13, 2022 02:09 PM (fsV7e)

25 Offs. They are pushing full force on the high treason show trial.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2022 02:09 PM (CwQXo)

26 11 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2022 02:08 PM (CwQXo)

Beau a lot like JFK jr was the shiniest piece of shit in that genetic toilet bowl.

I viewed him as a lot more dangerous than Pedo Joe or Sniffing Hunter.

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:10 PM (Lzpvj)

27 Hey...remember when Trump bragging about the size of his inauguration crowd was the worst lie in the history of presidentin'?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 13, 2022 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

28 I survived Iraq, Afghanistan and 3 car crashes only to be killed by Net Neutrality and the Trump Tax Cuts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

29 It's so Different When Democrats Do It (TM)!

It's not dishonest. It's empathetic. Swearsies!

Posted by: Feminist Men, 'cause it works at October 13, 2022 02:10 PM (cupoy)

30 It's not a lie if your dying brain believes it
George Costanza

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2022 02:10 PM (yezA1)

31 I thought Beau died in a car crash while being chased by Boss Hogg.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 13, 2022 02:10 PM (FVME7)

32 He's done this before. I think last time, the press spin was that "Biden believes his son died due to his service in Iraq, as a result of his frequent exposure to carcinogenic smoke in burn pits that were the primary cause of his fatal cancer that developed shortly after his return from the theater."

We'll see if they bother with that this time or they just ignore and refuse to cover it, or if they do nothing to interfere with the story.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 13, 2022 02:10 PM (t0OGg)

33 Don't forget his plagiarism of a British politician. And then still repeating the plagiarism in 2020 while on stage with Anderson Cooper as if it was true.

Posted by: buzzion at October 13, 2022 02:10 PM (aRLgQ)

34 Only a society gripped by mass formation psychosis could even entertain this guy as a candidate for high office.

Posted by: Zek at October 13, 2022 02:10 PM (fsV7e)

35 I died of COVID in Iraq in 2012, but thankfully, as the trailer for Rise of Skywalker told all of us, no one's ever really gone.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 13, 2022 02:11 PM (Rl7KJ)

36 I left my healthy economy in Donald Trump's Administration -- Joe Biden

Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2022 02:11 PM (RHGPo)

37 Hey...remember when Trump bragging about the size of his inauguration crowd was the worst lie in the history of presidentin'?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 13, 2022 02:10 PM (LvTSG)



You see my link in the last thread? I found what I was looking for, but took more than 2 minutes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

38 Joe Biden:
1. Liar
2. Adulterer
3. Pedophile
4. Racist
5. Imbecilic
6. Senile
7. Not President


There are more.

Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2022 02:11 PM (gmo/4)

39
I was raised Jewish. I had to dress as a boy to go to shul. They did a movie about me, won awards. Called Yentl. No joke, straight scoop.

Posted by: ace at October 13, 2022 02:11 PM (C1Zwz)

40 32 We'll see if they bother with that this time or they just ignore and refuse to cover it, or if they do nothing to interfere with the story.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 13, 2022 02:10 PM (t0OGg)

========

They'll ignore it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 13, 2022 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

41 I viewed him as a lot more dangerous than Pedo Joe or Sniffing Hunter.
Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:10 PM (Lzpvj)

I dunno sven, his Dad seems to be doing a bang up job of tyrant all on his own.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2022 02:11 PM (CwQXo)

42 The big villain in stories like this is really the media, not Biden himself. Yes, he bullshits a lot and probably doesn't even understand what he's saying anymore but it's very telling that organizations that pretended to be keeping them honest while running Donald Trump Lie Tally chyrons and such won't touch it when their boy spouts off.

They're not even trying to hide it anymore.

Posted by: CppThis at October 13, 2022 02:11 PM (UewuT)

43 If the other brother kicks the bucket we're all going to be safer.

Posted by: torabora at October 13, 2022 02:11 PM (Y274z)

44 As long as we're talking about Biden, this needs to get around...

Posted by: Richard Sean McEnroe at October 13, 2022 02:11 PM (3xZyM)

45 37 You see my link in the last thread? I found what I was looking for, but took more than 2 minutes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

I did. Hopefully Jay in PA also saw it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 13, 2022 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

46 Chuy dropping "storytelling to connect with an audience" bombs today!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 13, 2022 02:12 PM (V6f9+)

47 He's done this before. I think last time, the press spin was that "Biden believes his son died due to his service in Iraq, as a result of his frequent exposure to carcinogenic smoke in burn pits that were the primary cause of his fatal cancer that developed shortly after his return from the theater."
________________

Not from the freebasing smoke that he had to endure growing up with Hunter?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2022 02:12 PM (lf83v)

48 He's a liar. He also r@ped at least one woman, nuzzled and rubbed up on many more, and habitually showered with his underage daughter, not that anyone seems to care about that.

Remember all this when David French the rest of the Secular Sermonizers swear on a pack of Bibles they plainly do not believe a word of that "Joe Biden is a good and honorable man."

++++
In keeping with their motto of “all within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state,” his personal foibles are irrelevant because his professional life and ideology comports perfectly with their motto and its underlying philosophy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 13, 2022 02:12 PM (t0OGg)

49 32 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 13, 2022 02:10 PM (t0OGg)

If only there was a disease or a syndrome that altered people's ability to remember fact, and differentiate thought from memory....

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:12 PM (Lzpvj)

50 I was raised Jewish. I had to dress as a boy to go to shul. They did a movie about me, won awards. Called Yentl. No joke, straight scoop.
Posted by: ace at October 13, 2022 02:11 PM (C1Zwz)

So, Chuy is the muy macho persona, while ace is the female one, huh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2022 02:12 PM (CwQXo)

51 stop it with these baseless attacks, you're making little baby beau up in heaven cry

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 13, 2022 02:12 PM (OuH7W)

52 They said Biden has long "embraced storytelling as a way of connecting with his audience ...

That's darkly amusing. Yes; I'm sure it makes Biden connect with Puerto Ricans in the audience to say that he was born in a Puerto Rican neighborhood, or connect with Iraqi war vets to say he Beau died in Iraq. oh huh

I had a congregation member who grew up in Scranton. She said Biden has lied for years-and that was over 40 years ago. Of course, this great "storytelling" talent is probably exacerbated by dementia. People who have it often imagine things even when they aren't serial fabulists.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2022 02:12 PM (2CZtP)

53 My bad, trying again

https://tinyurl.com/ycy983bc

Posted by: Richard Sean McEnroe at October 13, 2022 02:12 PM (3xZyM)

54 Before his physiological/mental decline, Biden was universally known as one of the dumbest, most mendacious (and nasty) people in the Beltway.

His being in the WH (even with likely fraud in key states making the difference) is pretty hard to overcome as a definitive indictment of the country as it now is, and is populated.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 13, 2022 02:12 PM (OTzUX)

55 "Ya riiight" should be replaced by "My word as a Biden."

Posted by: Zek at October 13, 2022 02:12 PM (fsV7e)

56 >>>I was raised Jewish. I had to dress as a boy to go to shul. They did a movie about me, won awards. Called Yentl. No joke, straight scoop.

Posted by: ace at October 13, 2022 02:11 PM (C1Zwz)

Me too. It was about me and my Ex-Wife's unbreakable love.

Posted by: Al Gore at October 13, 2022 02:12 PM (QYPq3)

57 Biden apparently thinks that his son got some chemicals in him in Iraq that led to his death in 2015. But he's such a brain dead stumblebum idiot that he words it stupider every time he opens his lie-hole.

The man has lied outrageously his entire political career, to the point that he was repeatedly busted for plagiarizing, one time of which ruined his attempt at the presidency. We all know this is true, the newspapers all know this is true.

But Washington Post shut down their "keep track of presidential lies" feature the day Biden took office because, gosh, he doesn't lie like Trump!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 02:13 PM (Ivdso)

58 So many lies, so little brain matter.

Joe is a joke and everyone knows it.

After the MAGA Republicans tank over the house with 50 plus seats and the Senate with a clear Romney proof majority, the Dems will start Operation 25th Amendment.

I cannot wait. I just hope no nukes are used.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 13, 2022 02:13 PM (haWye)

59 Remember all this when David French the rest of the Secular Sermonizers swear on a pack of Bibles they plainly do not believe a word of that "Joe Biden is a good and honorable man."

Not to worry. Eventually THE SCIENCE ™ will change and they'll proudly proclaim that they always knew he was gutter scum.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 13, 2022 02:13 PM (zhLdt)

60 54 Before his physiological/mental decline, Biden was universally known as one of the dumbest, most mendacious (and nasty) people in the Beltway.

His being in the WH (even with likely fraud in key states making the difference) is pretty hard to overcome as a definitive indictment of the country as it now is, and is populated.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 13, 2022 02:12 PM (OTzUX)

Hell, he was known as a wanton plagiarist what, 30 years ago?

People show you who they are.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2022 02:13 PM (CwQXo)

61 If you don't believe me ... ask my wife, Morgan Fairchild

Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2022 02:13 PM (RHGPo)

62 57
But Washington Post shut down their "keep track of presidential lies" feature the day Biden took office because, gosh, he doesn't lie like Trump!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 02:13 PM (Ivdso)

=========

It's true. Biden does lie very differently from Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 13, 2022 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

63
Didn't Brandon also recently claim he climbed the Grand Canyon or something?

Maybe he happened to stumble over face first into Kamala's cavernous cooter or something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 13, 2022 02:13 PM (Mzdiz)

64 Beau Biden was awarded a record 13 Medals of Honor during his deployment to Iraq

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 13, 2022 02:13 PM (glSEb)

65 I was raised Jewish. I had to dress as a boy to go to shul. They did a movie about me, won awards. Called Yentl. No joke, straight scoop.
Posted by: ace at October 13, 2022 02:11 PM (C1Zwz)



"The Diary of Chuy Liebowitz"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

66 Before his physiological/mental decline, Biden was universally known as one of the dumbest, most mendacious (and nasty) people in the Beltway. ...
Posted by: rhomboid at October 13, 2022 02:12 PM (OTzUX)
++++
There are myriad examples, but a handy and easy one to find is the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings. All you need to know about Joe Biden can be gleaned from that. You can do more homework if you want to, but you needn't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 13, 2022 02:13 PM (t0OGg)

67 Fake.

But.

Accurate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2022 02:14 PM (6FeV1)

68 59 Not to worry. Eventually THE SCIENCE ™ will change and they'll proudly proclaim that they always knew he was gutter scum.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 13, 2022 02:13 PM (zhLdt)

=========

"We only backed Biden to defeat Trump and set Kamala Harris up for success."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 13, 2022 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

69 Bolsheviks never seemed to be constrained by objective truth or even reality. But I bet Hunter's house is still full of hookers, blow and guns.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at October 13, 2022 02:14 PM (RIfux)

70 Only a society gripped by mass formation psychosis could even entertain this guy as a candidate for high office.


I don't particularly like that term because it's hard to understand and we live in a culture so dumbed down that phrases like that don't stick. I prefer the term Brainwashed.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 13, 2022 02:14 PM (E/gvm)

71 What are the odds that if Beau survived he would have ended up like his crackhead brother? Honest question. By all accounts Beau was a decent guy. But that gene pool is so rancid and corroded it makes a sewer look like a Poland Spring creek.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 13, 2022 02:09 PM (iFTx/)

He was supposed to take over the corrupt family business. His death was a fortunate outcome, and now that demented f-er is stuck with a crackhead and his own home-wrecking wife managing his affairs and putting him on the world stage to repeatedly embarrass himself, his family, his supporters, and what's left of our country.

lol lol lol

I lack the creativity to come up with better karma.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 13, 2022 02:14 PM (yHsuS)

72 They said Biden has long "embraced storytelling as a way of connecting with his audience ...
_________

Do storytelling about showers with your daughter next.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2022 02:14 PM (lf83v)

73 41 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2022 02:11 PM (CwQXo)

I hate Joe, I am famous here for it going back a long time.

This asshat they cart out is corporeally Joe Biden but Joe the figure of my disdain is gone replaced by a dementia ridden, shit stained underwear wearing mockery of Biden.

Had Beau lived and not been cancer ridden he would be there now instead of a zombie cat's paw like his dad.

Joe's word as a Biden.

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:14 PM (Lzpvj)

74 I don't particularly like that term because it's hard to understand and we live in a culture so dumbed down that phrases like that don't stick. I prefer the term Brainwashed.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 13, 2022 02:14 PM (E/gvm

"Mass hysteria" seems a better term.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 13, 2022 02:15 PM (yHsuS)

75 I bet Hunter's house is still full of hookers, blow and guns.

Not ... lawyers, guns and money ?

Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2022 02:15 PM (RHGPo)

76 I prefer the term Brainwashed.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 13, 2022 02:14 PM (E/gvm)

Gaslit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2022 02:15 PM (CwQXo)

77 Next Biden will tell us that his wife-before-Jill was an Enforcement agent of the U.N.C.L.E., and was undercover when Thrush murdered her.

(Actually I'd like that better)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 13, 2022 02:15 PM (J2vNu)

78 Before his physiological/mental decline, Biden was universally known as one of the dumbest, most mendacious (and nasty) people in the Beltway.

OH yeah. My leftist buddies laughed in my face for saying Biden was going to be Obama's VP pick. Never would he chose such a pathetic loser.

But the people of Delaware, damned if they could not get enough of the guy. Re-elected him six times in a row.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 02:15 PM (Ivdso)

79 In his most famous battle, Beau took on 5 Iraqi armored divisions single handedly. Dual wielding Ma deuce. With a rebel yell, he cried "More more more!"

Billy Idol wrote the song to commemorate the famous battle.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 13, 2022 02:15 PM (glSEb)

80 It's a stutter, h8trs

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 13, 2022 02:15 PM (OgrpQ)

81 All this Golden Comedy Material!

SNL and late night TV is ignoring it all.

Posted by: rd at October 13, 2022 02:15 PM (Z32m1)

82 "The Diary of Chuy Liebowitz"
_____

Any relation to Fawn?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2022 02:16 PM (lf83v)

83 Which lies did Trump tell? Specifics? Don't recall any.

Any.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 13, 2022 02:16 PM (OTzUX)

84 Next iteration....
"My son Beau lost his life to climate change."

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at October 13, 2022 02:16 PM (dzZCL)

85
Mark Steyn riffed a while back on how the dementia had taken away Joe's ability to do the colorful confabulation, and did a Old Biden line. Something like, "And there we were at D-day, and I was about to parachute into Paris, when a 13-star general grabbed me and said, 'Don't go, Joe, it's too dangerous!'. I said damn the torpedoes and went full steam ahead!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 13, 2022 02:16 PM (Mzdiz)

86 In a January article in Politico, Ms. Hamill said that Mr. Biden called her to apologize following a 2009 CBS report on the discrepancy.


What a fucking sea slug turd. You don't get that story incorrect. That's intentional.

Too many people need their asses beat and it shows.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2022 02:16 PM (JNT5L)

87 83 Which lies did Trump tell? Specifics? Don't recall any.

Any.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 13, 2022 02:16 PM (OTzUX)

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That I was going to get tired of winning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 13, 2022 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

88 79 In his most famous battle, Beau took on 5 Iraqi armored divisions single handedly. Dual wielding Ma deuce. With a rebel yell, he cried "More more more!"

Billy Idol wrote the song to commemorate the famous battle.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 13, 2022 02:15 PM (glSEb)

So kind of five times as good as Audie Murphy?*


*I feel dirty even typing that joke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2022 02:16 PM (CwQXo)

89 Biden is Asshoe

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

90 Joe is always talking about The Face of Beau.

Posted by: Doctor What at October 13, 2022 02:16 PM (63Dwl)

91 It's true. Biden does lie very differently from Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 13, 2022 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

"I've got the greatest crowds ever!" -- LIE!!!!

"My son totally died in Iraq so just do whatever I tell you to do." -- HAWT!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2022 02:16 PM (6FeV1)

92 Wasn't beau a lawyer ? I doubt he saw any military action...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2022 02:16 PM (bs+z0)

93 So Alex Jones falsely claiming that the Sandy Hook shooting was a big hoax is worth a $1B judgement?

Joe Biden smearing someone personally, claiming the man was a drunk driver that murdered his family is...ok?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2022 02:16 PM (ESjRY)

94 I thought it was a pandemic long before they called it a pandemic ... don't believe me, ask my wife Morgan Fairchild

Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2022 02:17 PM (RHGPo)

95 82 "The Diary of Chuy Liebowitz"
_____

Any relation to Fawn?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2022 02:16 PM (lf83v)

Chuy killed Fawn Liebowitz?!

Fucking illegals!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2022 02:17 PM (CwQXo)

96 For his final battle, Beau took on a mechanized Saddam Hussein which stood 30 feet tall. He hopped in an F35 and launched hypersonic missiles at it to finally end the war. Unfortunately, as MechSaddam fell, its arm swiped out and batted Beau's aircraft from the sky. He did not have time to eject.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 13, 2022 02:17 PM (glSEb)

97 That's what lying always is! Lying is always about attempting to manipulate a target (an "audience") into sympathizing with you and giving you what you want!

It's so Different When Democrats Do It (TM)!

Yeah, because they're supposed to be proficient at it.

Posted by: Methos at October 13, 2022 02:17 PM (kOpft)

98 Wasn't beau a lawyer ? I doubt he saw any military action...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2022 02:16 PM (bs+z0)



He was. He didn't

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

99 By all accounts Beau was a decent guy.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 13, 2022 02:09 PM (iFTx/)


He was Delaware AG. There have been stories circulating that he covered up for politically connected pedos. There's a good chance that the idea he was decent is just part of the Biden "story". He just wasn't the train wreck that his brother is.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 13, 2022 02:17 PM (zhLdt)

100 There was a month of mourning for the "Ghost of Baghdad"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 13, 2022 02:17 PM (glSEb)

101 Joe Biden, noted folkloreist.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 13, 2022 02:17 PM (YJwUM)

102 "The Diary of Chuy Liebowitz"


"Cruel Chuy Liebowitz is the best Chuy Liebowitz"

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2022 02:18 PM (JNT5L)

103 That Alex Jones judgement won't stand.
I doubt the trial will stand.

Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2022 02:18 PM (RHGPo)

104 But Washington Post shut down their "keep track of presidential lies" feature the day Biden took office because, gosh, he doesn't lie like Trump!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 02:13 PM (Ivdso)
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Not at all. Donald Trump was an inveterate liar. Virtually every statement out of his mouth was a lie or deliberately misguiding. When Trump was in office, that lie tracker was a vital public service. Never before in American history did we have a president so dishonest, criminal, corrupt and mendacious.

But nothing is without cost. The cost of keeping up with Donald Trump's lies was non-trivial and the Washington Post had to commit comparatively vast resources just to track it all and ensure that they upheld their duty to the people. A free press *must* be willing to speak truth to power in order to serve the public interest. During Trump's era of deceit, that duty was served in part by monitoring the president and maintaining the tracker.

In the Biden era, this is much less important. Biden is an honest and honorable man who has not built his entire career on showmanship, dishonesty and provocation. There is no need to maintain it.

Posted by: Your Kid's Journalism Professor at October 13, 2022 02:18 PM (t0OGg)

105 At least Brandon didn't call those who join losers, like some here.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:18 PM (xYawB)

106 96 For his final battle, Beau took on a mechanized Saddam Hussein which stood 30 feet tall. He hopped in an F35 and launched hypersonic missiles at it to finally end the war. Unfortunately, as MechSaddam fell, its arm swiped out and batted Beau's aircraft from the sky. He did not have time to eject.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 13, 2022 02:17 PM (glSEb)

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Wolfenstein was based on Beau's life, but they had to tone it down a bit to be believed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 13, 2022 02:18 PM (LvTSG)

107 Bo Schembechler >>>>>> Beau Biden

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 02:18 PM (8qLAG)

108 The climbing the Grand Canyon quote sounds vaguely similar to his economic phrase that pays

'bottom up and middle out'

Posted by: micky at October 13, 2022 02:18 PM (3byMq)

109 Joe Biden, noted folkloreist.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus


Joe Biden, noted fabricatorist.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2022 02:18 PM (JNT5L)

110 Its just... if you created a bad guy for your story that was Biden, people would laugh at you because it so ridiculously over the top.

Let me get this straight, a little man with little charisma, who lies constantly and is caught at it over and over, who molests children on live TV and never gets in trouble with it, who sexually attacks his own family members, who is massively and openly corrupt, running what is in essence a crime family, who is a bully who insults his own constituents, on camera, and who literally says blatantly racist things over and over... you want me to believe this man has a 50 year political career? Ending with the presidency?

COME ON, you can do better than that. Try to be at least a LITTLE realistic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 02:18 PM (Ivdso)

111 Only a society gripped by mass formation psychosis could even entertain this guy as a candidate for high office.


France had a king that thought he was made of glass and would shatter if he fell over.

So...it could be worse. Well sort of, because that would be really funny.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2022 02:18 PM (ESjRY)

112 Joe Biden, World-Class Fabulist

Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2022 02:19 PM (RHGPo)

113 I am sure Beau was an even bigger dirtbag than his father. Just not a crack addict like hunter. Beau was supposed to be the straight man politician in his father's footsteps.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 13, 2022 02:19 PM (glSEb)

114 Had Beau lived and not been cancer ridden he would be there now instead of a zombie cat's paw like his dad.

Joe's word as a Biden.
Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:14 PM (Lzpvj


Concur Sven.
Generational politicians are never a good thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2022 02:19 PM (anj39)

115 Trump exaggerates.

Biden lies like a rug.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

116 Joe Biden was the only prisoner to successfully escape Stalag Luft 3. They made a movie about it. It had Steve McQueen in it.

Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2022 02:19 PM (gmo/4)

117 We're missing the bright side here. No matter where or how he died, there's still one less Biden in the world. God works in mysterious ways.

Posted by: The Fool at October 13, 2022 02:19 PM (1dzqn)

118 "Beau and I were there when Fonzi jumped the shark tank in 79. We were guests of President Jimmy Carter and first lady Nell Carter."

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 13, 2022 02:19 PM (OgrpQ)

119 Beau was Superman's secret identity. Hunter has got the higher than a speeding rocket part down.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 13, 2022 02:20 PM (FVME7)

120 Wolfenstein was based on Beau's life, but they had to tone it down a bit to be believed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 13, 2022 02:18 PM (LvTSG)

They even toned down the sex scene.*

*as a side note, and in all seriousness, that has to be one of the creepiest feeling moments in a video game. It is not even like the sex in the Witcher series (which is usually just about the sex and the boobies.) It just feels so sudden, awkward, and perfunctory.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2022 02:20 PM (CwQXo)

121 Joe Biden Is, Was and Always Will Be A Shithead.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 13, 2022 02:20 PM (iLmHM)

122 He just wasn't the train wreck that his brother is.
________

Ya think maybe Hunter never faced criminal charges was because his brother was in the Delaware AG's office?

I know Joe was Senator/VP, but do you think Beau didn't know what was going on with Hunter and his drug game?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2022 02:20 PM (lf83v)

123 Regarding Joe Biden:
John 8:44
[44] You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies.

Posted by: democrats, Raping and Mutilating the Children TheyCannot Kill Since 1973! at October 13, 2022 02:20 PM (HNeZy)

124 Wasn't beau a lawyer ? I doubt he saw any military action...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2022 02:16 PM (bs+z0)

He was. He didn't
Posted by: Sponge
___

But like every single other officer who deployed to Iraq, he gets a participation trophy in the likeness of a Bronze Star, just like the senior enlisted.

The rest of us losers get ARCOMs.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:21 PM (xYawB)

125 I believe the correct phrasing, Ace, is "it was in the Vietnam Iraq times" with an optional "Kemosabe" to finish.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 13, 2022 02:21 PM (yikp0)

126 The Biden Family: White trash Kennedys

Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2022 02:21 PM (gmo/4)

127 114 Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2022 02:19 PM (anj39)

Politicians read "Portrait of Dorian Gray" and say "dude what's the heel promo?

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:21 PM (Lzpvj)

128 120 They even toned down the sex scene.*

*as a side note, and in all seriousness, that has to be one of the creepiest feeling moments in a video game. It is not even like the sex in the Witcher series (which is usually just about the sex and the boobies.) It just feels so sudden, awkward, and perfunctory.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2022 02:20 PM (CwQXo)

=========

My knowledge of Wolfenstein is the original game. I fail to remember a sex scene in that one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 13, 2022 02:21 PM (LvTSG)

129 I wonder if Biden told the Saudis he spent more time in madrassa than they did?

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2022 02:21 PM (yezA1)

130 This is who Mitt Romney aspires to be.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 13, 2022 02:21 PM (Zf0+a)

131 Biden:
""Just imagine — I mean it sincerely — I say this as a father of a man who won the Bronze Star, the conspicuous service medal, and lost his life in Iraq."

Every officer who served in Iraq got the Bronze Star, given for meritorious service. I have yet to figure out what a 'conspicuous service medal' is.

Posted by: Javems at October 13, 2022 02:21 PM (AmoqO)

132 Scum. They're all scum.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2022 02:21 PM (M9FHm)

133 If only there was a disease or a syndrome that altered people's ability to remember fact, and differentiate thought from memory....
Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:12 PM (Lzpvj)


OMG! Are you saying Joe's a liberal?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 13, 2022 02:21 PM (zhLdt)

134

Joe is like the Andy Devine character in this Twilight Zone episode:

www.imdb.com/title/tt0734573

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2022 02:21 PM (63Dwl)

135 They even toned down the sex scene.*

*as a side note, and in all seriousness, that has to be one of the creepiest feeling moments in a video game. It is not even like the sex in the Witcher series (which is usually just about the sex and the boobies.) It just feels so sudden, awkward, and perfunctory.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Nerds imagining.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2022 02:21 PM (JNT5L)

136 He also r@ped at least one woman, nuzzled and rubbed up on many more
__________________

Can't forget that the above wasn't limited to women, but also includes children. Our President, Super Creepy Joe.

If he was your relative, you'd tell your kids to never be alone with good ol' Uncle Joe and you'd always have an eye on him anytime he was near any children at family gatherings.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 13, 2022 02:21 PM (fs1hN)

137 I died once.

I got better.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 13, 2022 02:21 PM (ruYJi)

138 You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
___

And his spawn is legion.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:21 PM (xYawB)

139 Didn't Beau play James Brady in "Without Warning: The James Brady Story" TV Movie ?

Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2022 02:21 PM (RHGPo)

140 Maybe Beau Biden died in Heidelberg Germany in December 1945 too? Patton believed he was reincarnated right?

Posted by: JROD at October 13, 2022 02:21 PM (0jZnq)

141 If only there was a disease or a syndrome that altered people's ability to remember fact, and differentiate thought from memory....
Posted by: sven


Marriage.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2022 02:22 PM (JNT5L)

142 The Kennedys = White trash Kennedys

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2022 02:22 PM (lf83v)

143 Joe Biden is an awful person.

The tragedy for him is that no one close to him loves him; he is merely a figurehead and conduit to power. Unfortunately, the Bishops and the Pope have also failed him: they have not excommunicated him in order to warn him that his immortal soul is in grave danger due to violating the Catholic Church's prohibition on facilitating abortions.

I wouldn't want to be in Joe's place when he faces Jesus Christ's judgement.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 13, 2022 02:22 PM (pJWtt)

144 So . . . How many Yellow Fever victims does he have buried in the basement?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2022 02:22 PM (xhaym)

145 I died once.

I got better.
Posted by: Dr. Claw


My mom killed me three times before lunch one summer. Made me walk it off.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2022 02:23 PM (JNT5L)

146 Joey ByeBye is a complete disaster as a human being and pretty much anything else, so his myriad minor quirks pale into insignificance, but has anyone else noticed the strange way he always uses a hand-held mike when he's got two podium-mounted mikes right in front of him? What the hell is up with that?

Maybe it reminds him of the old 'Mister Microphone' days; "Hey, gals, be right back to pick you up!"

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at October 13, 2022 02:23 PM (oedLL)

147 Trump says the sun rises in the east and they call him a dangerous liar, because it rises slightly south of east in most of the US.

The media says the sun rises in the west, and they call anyone who calls them out a dangerous liar, and the Junta forms actual official government offices for the sole purpose of suppressing dissent from this new orthodoxy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2022 02:23 PM (6FeV1)

148 141 If only there was a disease or a syndrome that altered people's ability to remember fact, and differentiate thought from memory....
Posted by: sven


Marriage.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2022 02:22 PM (JNT5L)

Nah, the women were like that before they got married.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 13, 2022 02:23 PM (eYoxG)

149 The Kennedys = White trash Kennedys

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2022 02:22 PM (lf83v)


LOL

Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2022 02:23 PM (gmo/4)

150 Trump exaggerates.
Biden lies like a rug.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Right. One of my favorite example of a "Trump Lie" had to do with the wall. Trump said something like, "it's gonna be a big, beautiful wall. It'll be 25 feet tall and made of solid concrete. Just tremendous." The 'fact-check' called it a lie because "the wall will actually be 20 feet tall and made of steel slates."

In the ad business, this is called "puffery" and is actually a fairly old legal concept. Puffery is not lying and is not false advertising. Assume you manufacture a no-name toothbrush nobody has heard of and has no endorsements. You advertise it.
Puffery: "Magic Brush gets your teeth so clean your mouth will love you for the rest of your life."
False advertising: "9 out of 10 dentists recommend Magic Brush."

Trump engaged in a lot of puffery. It's sort of his thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 13, 2022 02:23 PM (t0OGg)

151 131 Posted by: Javems at October 13, 2022 02:21 PM (AmoqO)

The BSSM....

Joe was conflating the Bronze Star with valor device which is there to honor the exhibition of conspicuous gallantry in the face of direct hostile action.

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:23 PM (Lzpvj)

152 So . . . How many Yellow Fever victims does he have buried in the basement?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2022 02:22 PM (xhaym)


CHARGE!


Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2022 02:24 PM (gmo/4)

153 but unlike trump, biden listens to the science!

and 'yentl' was really really boring. 40 year old streisand trying to pass for 19.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 13, 2022 02:24 PM (kFrCu)

154 All these lies have got me wondering if he really did open up a can of woopass on Corn Pop.

Posted by: Tex at October 13, 2022 02:24 PM (z9V4B)

155 99 By all accounts Beau was a decent guy.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 13, 2022 02:09 PM

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By all other accounts, he was also a Biden. He may have been "decent" for a Biden, but you can't pick up a turd by the clean end.

Posted by: The Fool at October 13, 2022 02:24 PM (1dzqn)

156 45% of Pennsylvania is just fine with Fetterman. They do not care that he is mentally challenged. Maybe the Democrats should just run a Yellow Dog next time?

Run a cute little Golden Retriever carrying a floppy little ducky doll in its mouth.

Posted by: rd at October 13, 2022 02:24 PM (Z32m1)

157 Russia announces Kherson evacuation, raising fears city will become nuclear inferno

Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2022 02:24 PM (RHGPo)

158 Everybody stationed in Simon, Turkey got the SW Asia Service Ribbon because we were deemed to have been “in theater” during the First Gulf War.

We were on the Black Sea.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 02:24 PM (8qLAG)

159 143 Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 13, 2022 02:22 PM (pJWtt)

I think Joe knows the score, when you look at him ruminating he is not a happy cowboy.

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:24 PM (Lzpvj)

160
I want to share a letter from Dr. Fauci:

"Dear Brandon - I want to thank you for murdering COVID when even I couldn't... you are truly the Frontline Healthcare Hero America needed in These Troubling Times. A nation stands together, forever in your debt. Love, Anthony."

Now those are very kind words - thank you, Dr. Fonzi - but I'm no hero. Now, my son Beau, who defeated Russia in Iraq? He was a real hero. And he's the reason I cured COVID.

Shortly before he died of COVID, he said to me "Pop, promise me you'll find a cure for the 'Rona. Only you can do it. Even if the Russian Iraqis couldn't beat me, this is going to - but I know it can't survive the battle against my old man."

At his funeral, as Hunter passionately consoled Beau's COVID widow, I turned to him and Dr. Jill and said "it's going to take all the Bidens to do this. Together, we'll cure this disease."

And we did. Word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Brandon, campaigning 18 months from now at October 13, 2022 02:25 PM (oINRc)

161 Boasts, exaggerations, predictions, interpretations - these cannot be lies. They can be stupid, annoying, unfortunate, but not lies.

Trump had his share of these non-lies, of course, given that his life has been one as a business promoter, of the flashy and unsophistimicated style. Of course the common sense people who welcomed his sensible policies have the sense to filter out that stuff - or even better, enjoy it and mock it, illustrating that they have a serious and not religious approach to public policy.

"Take him literally, not seriously, vs. take him seriously, but not literally" - a perfect summation of the two approaches.

But again, lies? Have never seen any documented.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 13, 2022 02:25 PM (OTzUX)

162 I am sure Beau was an even bigger dirtbag than his father. Just not a crack addict like hunter. Beau was supposed to be the straight man politician in his father's footsteps.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 13, 2022 02:19 PM (glSEb)

Bank on it. He died in what, 2015? And he was an AG (Chief LE Officer), while Pedo Hitler was running the grift? While crackhead was losing his teeth to meth? He was as dirty as the rest.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 13, 2022 02:25 PM (yHsuS)

163 Everybody stationed in Simon, Turkey got the SW Asia Service Ribbon because we were deemed to have been “in theater” during the First Gulf War.

We were on the Black Sea.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
___

lol

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:25 PM (2gbsN)

164 All these lies have got me wondering if he really did open up a can of woopass on Corn Pop.

Someone tracked down that the real Corn Pop is dead, so clearly some sort of whoopass got opened up on him.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2022 02:25 PM (ZGrMX)

165 Laying dementia aside what possess a man to lie so outrageously when his lies are so easily disproven? Of course the media has newer called him out on those lies.

Hillary landed under fire.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 13, 2022 02:25 PM (eGTCV)

166 Interesting... MSM is celebrating and showing video of a Russian AFV getting blown up by a landmine...

I seem to remember a few years ago when the Libs, including Princess D, were all in on OUTLAWING landmines.

Or are these the 'kinder gentler' landmines, that make themselves inert after 30 days? Doubtful.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2022 02:25 PM (oHd/0)

167 (willowed from prev..) Insert Flaming Skull Alert, HERE!

How would you react, if the New York Times or Boston Globe, to publish an op-end endorsing one Donald J. Trump, for President>

Jaw-droppingly astonished, yes? Why, yes, of course.

Which is why yesterday afternoon, when the uber-Lib Houston Chronicle ENDORSED Ms. Alex Mueller for Harris County Judge (in TX, that's equivalent to Mayor of the County), it completely gobsmacked the entire region Moreover, their endorsement said that they "endorse Alex Mueller and do NOT endorse the (insane commie) incumbent, Lina Hildago. Said right there in big, fat font. NOT (hurts a bit, eh Lina?)

This was a seismic level 180 for the Chronicle, even if just only for that one solitary office in question. But believe me on this. It'll give Mueller even greater coattails, and trim any Lina might've had, right down to her bare assed daisy duck pinfeathers. HA!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 13, 2022 02:25 PM (e6UQI)

168
"Veterans don't like it when people mischaracterize their service, people who overstate what happens to them. We have names for them."

We call them Da Nang Dick Blumenthal

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2022 02:25 PM (63Dwl)

169 trump turned me into a newt

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 13, 2022 02:26 PM (OuH7W)

170 You see my link in the last thread? I found what I was looking for, but took more than 2 minutes.
Posted by: Sponge

Thanks, I just offered it up to a couple of diehard vaxers.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2022 02:26 PM (uEfm6)

171 All these lies have got me wondering if he really did open up a can of woopass on Corn Pop.
Posted by: Tex at October 13, 2022 02:24 PM (z9V4B)


Racist Joe Biden whipping Corn-Pop with a chain? Naaah!

Posted by: rd at October 13, 2022 02:26 PM (Z32m1)

172 169 trump turned me into a newt
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 13, 2022 02:26 PM (OuH7W)

==========

That's nothing.

DeSantis likes Nickelback.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 13, 2022 02:26 PM (LvTSG)

173 I was there storming the beaches of Normandy next to my sons Beau, Hunter and Joe Jr. You don't here much about Joe Jr. because he died trying to protect Abraham Lincoln the night he was assassinated by a MAGA Republican.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:26 PM (5v/QA)

174 His lies are where his soul and decency ought to be. People for decades have laughed about "Good old Joe!" and his gaffes. They are not gaffes - they are lies from a craven man to use for purely political purposes. Now he spits on our Armed Services of those that came home in a flag draped coffin, and the average of 21 veterans a day that commit suicide from PTSD.

Posted by: Cheri at October 13, 2022 02:26 PM (oiNtH)

175 I'm pretty sure that his wife killed herself. She blew through that stop sign hoping to end it for herself, as well as the kids.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 13, 2022 02:26 PM (wmDcS)

176 yeah trump lied when he said "john is a great guy, really, super wonderful to have you here." at a rally when in reality john was ok and it was only mildly enjoyable to have him there.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 13, 2022 02:27 PM (OuH7W)

177 "Veterans don't like it when people mischaracterize their service, people who overstate what happens to them. We have names for them."
___

Lots...and lots of names.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:27 PM (2gbsN)

178 "Truth over Lies" was such a massive lie in and of itself, it still pisses me off.

Posted by: Brando at October 13, 2022 02:27 PM (lDRIX)

179 168 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2022 02:25 PM (63Dwl)

Evidently what we call them all too often is "Senator" like LBJ, John Kerry, and Bluemnthal....

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:27 PM (Lzpvj)

180 Biden's white lies are nothing. Trump tried to overthrow the country, and continues to doer lies at his rallies. He'll be officially designated as a clear and present danger to the United States later today. Prison will follow.

Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at October 13, 2022 02:27 PM (+2hwj)

181 I thought Beau died in the Challenger accident

either that or he was lost over Macho Grande

Posted by: DB at October 13, 2022 02:27 PM (geLO8)

182 Boasts, exaggerations, predictions, interpretations - these cannot be lies. They can be stupid, annoying, unfortunate, but not lies.

I mean, any time you say something not true or only partly true, its a lie. Its just a matter of degree. Even our legal system recognizes the difference between claiming "this is the best car ever made" and "this is not a goat, it is a car."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 02:27 PM (Ivdso)

183 Russia announces Kherson evacuation, raising fears city will become nuclear inferno

Isn't the fear that the Ukes will kill the civilians left behind...like they said they would?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2022 02:27 PM (ESjRY)

184 Definition of Gaffe:

Rep. Angie Craig (D): "I will never stop standing up for big pharma and standing against my constituents."

there is a video
https://twitter. com/DailyCaller/status/1580581887743258625

Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2022 02:27 PM (RHGPo)

185
Thanks, I just offered it up to a couple of diehard vaxers.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2022 02:26 PM (uEfm6)



*fistbump*


I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

186 2 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

Liar!

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 13, 2022 02:27 PM (pkTq0)

187 165 Laying dementia aside what possess a man to lie so outrageously when his lies are so easily disproven? Of course the media has newer called him out on those lies.

Hillary landed under fire.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 13, 2022 02:25 PM (eGTCV)

Interesting fact about habitual liars... they can't keep track of their lies. They gain attention through their lies, because they have never done a VALID good thing in their lives... and that attention is what they crave. So the lies get bigger, and stranger, as they look for that endorphin creating attention.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2022 02:28 PM (oHd/0)

188 180 Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at October 13, 2022 02:27 PM (+2hwj)

Sure sport.

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:28 PM (Lzpvj)

189 Now he spits on our Armed Services of those that came home in a flag draped coffin, and the average of 21 veterans a day that commit suicide from PTSD.
Posted by: Cheri
___

Vets are a clear and present danger to this junta.

The more of us that off ourselves, less work for them.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:28 PM (2gbsN)

190 My word as a Biden should become a phrase used to indicate " I am telling a tall tale" Just got back from the golf course. My word as a Biden I had 3 hole in ones"

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 13, 2022 02:28 PM (3cGpq)

191 >Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators



now you grow dull

Posted by: DB at October 13, 2022 02:28 PM (geLO8)

192 FJB has to be a joke. Has to be.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 13, 2022 02:28 PM (glSEb)

193 Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at October 13, 2022 02:27 PM (+2hwj)

=========

I'm curious, do you think the election machinery in Philadelphia is consistently clean and reliably reflecting the will of the voters at the accurate numbers in every election?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 13, 2022 02:28 PM (LvTSG)

194 SMOD, you usually bring actual "news" - assume this Kherson stuff is just funnin' us? Have seen nothing much happening down there, as of last night.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 13, 2022 02:28 PM (OTzUX)

195 "Truth over Lies" was such a massive lie in and of itself, it still pisses me off.
Posted by: Brando at October 13, 2022 02:27 PM (lDRIX)



"We choose TRUTH over FACTS!!!"

What's YOUR truth?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

196 45% of Pennsylvania is just fine with Fetterman.

So are 150% of the precincts in Philly.

Posted by: brak at October 13, 2022 02:28 PM (j5Tg0)

197 186 2 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

Liar!
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 13, 2022 02:27 PM (pkTq0)

It's a Biden Administration FIRST!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2022 02:28 PM (oHd/0)

198 This was a seismic level 180 for the Chronicle, even if just only for that one solitary office in question. But believe me on this. It'll give Mueller even greater coattails, and trim any Lina might've had, right down to her bare assed daisy duck pinfeathers. HA!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim


Oh snap! Lina was the one responsible for ALL of the Covid bullshit.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2022 02:28 PM (JNT5L)

199 They say it because there are people that believe it, long after all our proofs that it's a lie.

Posted by: ... at October 13, 2022 02:28 PM (hcb9g)

200 To his credit, Beau Biden is the only Biden to not accept a bribe since 2016.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 13, 2022 02:28 PM (5p7BC)

201 Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at October 13, 2022 02:27 PM (+2hwj)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at October 13, 2022 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

202 184 Definition of Gaffe:

Rep. Angie Craig (D): "I will never stop standing up for big pharma and standing against my constituents."

there is a video
https://twitter. com/DailyCaller/status/1580581887743258625
Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2022 02:27 PM (RHGPo)

========

And that's going to be ever attack ad against her for the next 5 weeks. Brutal.

I hope she loses just for the lulz.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 13, 2022 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

203 Sinop, Turkey, I meant.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 02:29 PM (8qLAG)

204 .......or the Bidens are Highlanders like Connor MacLeod. Maybe Joe Biden came here to battle the mighty CornPop and Putin.

Posted by: JROD at October 13, 2022 02:29 PM (0jZnq)

205 165 Laying dementia aside what possess a man to lie so outrageously when his lies are so easily disproven? Of course the media has newer called him out on those lies.

Hillary landed under fire.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 13, 2022 02:25 PM (eGTCV)
____________

Obama's parents met on the bridge at Selma ... when he was four years old.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 13, 2022 02:29 PM (YqDXo)

206 That's too over the top for the real Sid.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 13, 2022 02:29 PM (Bd6X8)

207 Maybe the Democrats should just run a Yellow Dog next time?

I would love to see them do it in some super secure deep blue district. Literally find a scruffy yellow mutt and run them for the office, openly. Prove it doesn't even matter who runs, they still win.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 02:29 PM (Ivdso)

208 Akshually Beau was exposed to burn pits and probably got his cancer from them. Shame on you for disparaging vets who got cancer from burn pits!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 13, 2022 02:29 PM (glSEb)

209 Beau was killed in the January 6 Insurrection by white supremacists burning fossil fuels.

Posted by: Furious George at October 13, 2022 02:30 PM (CkFy6)

210 Why am I the first Biden in a thousand generations to wear Depends?

Posted by: Joey B at October 13, 2022 02:30 PM (vN+oL)

211 190 My word as a Biden should become a phrase used to indicate " I am telling a tall tale" Just got back from the golf course. My word as a Biden I had 3 hole in ones"
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 13, 2022 02:28 PM (3cGpq)

Fairy Tale... Once upon a time...
Sea Story... This aint no shit...
Democrat TRUTH... my word as a Biden..

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2022 02:30 PM (oHd/0)

212 Sid. What laws did Trump break where he's going to prison?

We've been waiting quite some time for you to answer that question......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

213 Joey ByeBye is a complete disaster as a human being and pretty much anything else, so his myriad minor quirks pale into insignificance, but has anyone else noticed the strange way he always uses a hand-held mike when he's got two podium-mounted mikes right in front of him? What the hell is up with that?

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at October 13, 2022 02:23 PM (oedLL)


It's for when he gets lost and walks away from the podium. Also, it doesn't look so weird if his brain freezes and he makes those Alzheimer's fists.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 13, 2022 02:30 PM (pJWtt)

214 The "trying to relate" is one of those nasty habits that phoney politicians have. Stuff like "my dad was a mailman" or "my son died" just reeks of inauthenticity.

By contrast Trump never did stuff like that.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 13, 2022 02:30 PM (cMXNt)

215 And cue the mental defectives.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2022 02:30 PM (M9FHm)

216 My father died of Alzheimer's two years ago. In the year or so before he passed he claimed:

He was a World War 2 Vet. (Born in 193

That he had been the man who really shot down the Red Baron. (Impressive for someone not born for 20 years)

Space Robots where invading his back yard over night.
Can't prove this never happened but if they did invade they clean up his yard before they left.

So it is possible Joe is just fully demented and not lying this time. All the earlier times? Yeah that is on him.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at October 13, 2022 02:30 PM (PbwT0)

217 Trump engaged in a lot of puffery. It's sort of his thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 13, 2022 02:23 PM (t0OGg)

Simple concept, but it was amazing how many on our side never got it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 13, 2022 02:30 PM (yHsuS)

218 You fucking people won't even wait for John McCains funeral to end before you start trashing war heroes! At least democrats respect the troops!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 13, 2022 02:31 PM (glSEb)

219 'Being raised by ghey parents teaches a guy how to please men, handy skill for a politican.
J. Baden

Posted by: Eromero at October 13, 2022 02:31 PM (/RDPd)

220 Maybe the Democrats should just run a Yellow Dog next time?
_____________

Mazie Hirono?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2022 02:31 PM (lf83v)

221 I would love to see them do it in some super secure deep blue district. Literally find a scruffy yellow mutt and run them for the office, openly. Prove it doesn't even matter who runs, they still win.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 02:29 PM (Ivdso)

/Looks at current Prezzy and Vice Prezzy...

I believe that experiment has already been done.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2022 02:31 PM (oHd/0)

222 Sinop, Turkey, I meant.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
___

My division was supposed to go to Iskenderun in 2003, but change of plans.

In hindsight, God was looking out for us.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:31 PM (2gbsN)

223 Definition of Gaffe:

Rep. Angie Craig (D): "I will never stop standing up for big pharma and standing against my constituents."

there is a video
https://twitter. com/DailyCaller/status/1580581887743258625
Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2022 02:27 PM (RHGPo)


I live next to her district, and there is nothing in the news, yet

Posted by: rd at October 13, 2022 02:31 PM (Z32m1)

224 That's too over the top for the real Sid.

I've been confident for a while now that Sid is just a sock.

Rep. Angie Craig (D): "I will never stop standing up for big pharma and standing against my constituents."

Saying a stupid gaffe happens, that doesn't actually bother me so much. What bothers me is THE DEBATE MODERATOR TRYING TO HELP CORRECT HER WHILE SHE'S SPEAKING

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 02:31 PM (Ivdso)

225 208 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 13, 2022 02:29 PM (glSEb)

Yes because pointing out that a person dying of brain cancer 7 years after a deployment is not dying in Iraq is PRECISELY like disparaging people who are properly labeled as dying from service related disability.

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:31 PM (Lzpvj)

226 Everyone knows he didn't die in action, and honestly, he was there as a lawyer for what, one year? I mean, come on, it's not like he was doing any fighting there, except maybe pushing a secretary to get the last danish.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 13, 2022 02:31 PM (d2bW3)

227 "the conspicuous service medal"

So was Beau from New York or Austrailia?
Enquiring minds or something.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2022 02:31 PM (uEfm6)

228
Hey, they are "Embellished Narratives", not lies, NYT says so.

What a sweet old guy (sniff...)

Never heard about Beau before...

Posted by: Auspex at October 13, 2022 02:32 PM (j4U/Z)

229 Shame on you for disparaging vets who got cancer from burn pits!!!

In the Biden Gay Military vets get monkeypox instead.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2022 02:32 PM (ZGrMX)

230 Maybe the Democrats should just run a Yellow Dog next time?
_____________

Mazie Hirono?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2022 02:31 PM (lf83v)

That's a yellow hog.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2022 02:32 PM (M9FHm)

231 So it is possible Joe is just fully demented and not lying this time. All the earlier times? Yeah that is on him.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at October 13, 2022 02:30 PM (PbwT0)

No, these are planned lies. They say them because they generate sympathy among their target demo, women.

Posted by: ... at October 13, 2022 02:32 PM (7Dk4X)

232 Biden claimed to be alternatively raised puerto rican or black...pretty soon he'll claim to have worked in his family's chinese restaurant.

in reality, he paraded around with rich fucks like the Hunts on the Main Line in Philly. Always was a striver outsider though. May have caused untold psychic pain to not actually be a blue blood.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 13, 2022 02:32 PM (OuH7W)

233 Everyone knows he didn't die in action, and honestly, he was there as a lawyer for what, one year? I mean, come on, it's not like he was doing any fighting there, except maybe pushing a secretary to get the last danish.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
___

JAG is basically HR downrange.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:33 PM (2gbsN)

234 My hope is that the Arkansas Biden Baby grows up being trained by Shaolin Monks, becomes a highly trained and deadly Ninja assassin and kills the entire Biden family all before her 21st birthday.


Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2022 02:33 PM (gmo/4)

235 Maybe the Democrats should just run a Yellow Dog next time?
_____________

Mazie Hirono?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2022 02:31 PM (lf83v)

That's a yellow hog.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2022 02:32 PM (M9FHm)



You guys are so racist, I'm offended.

Laughing hysterically, but offended nonetheless.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

236 "Matt Margolis reminds:"

Loved his Don Hector Salamanca character in BB/BCS.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at October 13, 2022 02:33 PM (24fqN)

237 >>> Remember all this when David French the rest of the Secular Sermonizers swear on a pack of Bibles they plainly do not believe a word of that "Joe Biden is a good and honorable man."

Posted by: Ace

Bongino worked around Biden when he was with the SS and continually tells people he's a terrible human being.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 13, 2022 02:33 PM (d2bW3)

238 Simple concept, but it was amazing how many on our side never got it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 13, 2022 02:30 PM (yHsuS)

In the main, people believe what they want to believe.

Posted by: ... at October 13, 2022 02:33 PM (7Dk4X)

239 Creepy Joe's first wife was killed by a drunken Russian invading tank driver while visiting Keeeev.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 13, 2022 02:33 PM (2yqAt)

240 Biden is a serial prevaricator, liar, fabulist, shameless political hack, destructive socialist and is deliberately undermining our country. But in this case it just seems to be the musings or perhaps laments of a man with dementia. The way he strung this together suggests he believes that his son died from a condition caused by his time on deployment.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2022 02:33 PM (TbpGr)

241 226 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 13, 2022 02:31 PM (d2bW3)

He spent his time standing watch over a burnpit so Specialist Snuffy wouldn't have to I guess....

I mean I am so lost, my wife was an NCO who had to oversee a burnpit...so far no cancer and no superpowers but Beau because he was on the same subcontinent with a burn pit died a war hero.

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:34 PM (Lzpvj)

242 trump turned me into a newt
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 13, 2022 02:26 PM (OuH7W)


On you it looks good. I should look so good and I have no chance of joining the ranks of the family Urodelae

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2022 02:34 PM (xhaym)

243 JAG is basically HR downrange.

No way they are totally heroes, I saw the TV show! And NCIS, they were so funny and tough!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 02:34 PM (Ivdso)

244 Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators


I was reading this post and then my neighbour came over and we read it together. He said that this post changed his life and touched his heart. I then went and read this post out loud to all my villagers they all said it changed their lives too. We all are so grateful.

Thank You for this post.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2022 02:34 PM (JNT5L)

245 You fucking people won't even wait for John McCains funeral to end before you start trashing war heroes! At least democrats respect the troops!


And we are only 9 months away from Pride Month!

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 13, 2022 02:34 PM (5v/QA)

246 Joe Biden arrived in America on a slave ship.

Posted by: ... at October 13, 2022 02:34 PM (7Dk4X)

247 "Veterans don't like it when people mischaracterize their service, people who overstate what happens to them. We have names for them."

We call them Da Nang Dick Blumenthal
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2022 02:25 PM (63Dwl)
_______________

My jaw-dropping moment was when Blumenthal sanctimoniously taxed someone (Kavanaugh?) with the "false in one, false in all" charge. Proof positive that there is no God, or else Blumenthal would've been a pile of smoldering cinders after saying that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 13, 2022 02:34 PM (YqDXo)

248 >>>JAG is basically HR downrange.

Posted by: SMH


Thanks for the iced tea on my keyboard.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 13, 2022 02:34 PM (d2bW3)

249 So when I die of whatever cancer coming my way, y'all remember to say I died in Iraq, especially since I was there three times.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:34 PM (2gbsN)

250 Maybe the Democrats should just run a Yellow Dog next time?


NO YELLOW!

-- Hunter

Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2022 02:34 PM (gmo/4)

251 Sven, typing stuff like that is CAT's brand of humor.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 13, 2022 02:35 PM (3cGpq)

252 Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators

Still laughing!
Thanks Sid!
Now, back to Biden's basement!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2022 02:35 PM (uEfm6)

253 University of Minnesota Medical School students required to pledge to fight 'colonialism' and 'the gender binary'

I will stop Chinese colonialism and recompile my copy of 'gender' to get a new binary

Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2022 02:35 PM (RHGPo)

254 lol Wyatt.

My bad.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:35 PM (2gbsN)

255 Yes because pointing out that a person dying of brain cancer 7 years after a deployment is not dying in Iraq is PRECISELY like disparaging people who are properly labeled as dying from service related disability.
Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:31 PM (Lzpvj)

Yeah, by this definition, My Father, and his Brother, who died in their 80's from Brain Cancer...

WW2 killed em both! Pacific Theatre for both... so DAMN JAPS!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2022 02:35 PM (oHd/0)

256 233 Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:33 PM (2gbsN)

Eh wife was "HR" she did chores as a non-com.

One of the bad duties was giving a humvee that had been IED'd a spongebath.

I will go out on a limb and bet Beau never got to know the strange iron taste that comes from getting brain matter out of metal.

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:35 PM (Lzpvj)

257 >>>My hope is that the Arkansas Biden Baby grows up being trained by Shaolin Monks, becomes a highly trained and deadly Ninja assassin and kills the entire Biden family all before her 21st birthday.


Posted by: Archer


But it gives us... time.

Posted by: Cheryl Tunt at October 13, 2022 02:35 PM (d2bW3)

258 I'm not defending anybody here but it isn't all that difficult to confuse Iraq with Maryland.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 13, 2022 02:35 PM (906pl)

259 Space Robots where invading his back yard over night.
Can't prove this never happened but if they did invade they clean up his yard before they left.

------

They probably had one of those brain flash thingys that do a mind wipe.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 13, 2022 02:35 PM (VFRLW)

260 if Brad Pitt can win an Oscar

Joe Biden can be President

It's the world we live in

Posted by: REDACTED at October 13, 2022 02:36 PM (us2H3)

261 >>>My bad.

Posted by: SMH


Worth it. It was funny.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 13, 2022 02:36 PM (d2bW3)

262 My jaw-dropping moment was when Blumenthal sanctimoniously taxed someone (Kavanaugh?) with the "false in one, false in all" charge.

Yeah the omnibus argument is a logical fallacy for obvious reasons, but its 99% of internet arguments. You can make the most airtight, totally solid, unassailably proven case on earth but if you misspell one word, then you're proven wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 02:36 PM (Ivdso)

263 "Biden believes his son died due to his service in Iraq, as a result of his frequent exposure to carcinogenic smoke in burn pits that were the primary cause of his fatal cancer that developed shortly after his return from the theater."
Beau Biden served a seven month combat zone deployment in Iraq as part of a year of deployment from 08-09. He was allowed to return to the states in January 2009 to attend his father's inauguration.
He also was still the AG of Delaware, and simply had his underlings do the work instead of resigning. He ran for AG again in 2010 and won, then decided not to run in 2014 . His cancer had been diagnosed in 2013 and was in remission and he planned to run for governor. (of course) . His diagnosis was four-five years after his deployment and he died in 2015.
The Bidens MUST blame someone or something for everything that happens to them or other Democrats. Whether Beau's glioblastoma was the direct result of burn pits in Iraq is absolutely unknown, but it's a convenient scapegoat in Joe's mind, and somehow he thinks it elevates Beau's service. Which is why he not only repeats an unprovable

Posted by: Jen the original at October 13, 2022 02:36 PM (bxW9c)

264 255 Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2022 02:35 PM (oHd/0)

My grandfather carried german lead in his legs into the 1980s that arguably slowly killed him as his diabetes worsened....

By Biden's definition gramps died during Operation Cobra.

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:36 PM (Lzpvj)

265 JAG Officers would never be within a mile of a burn pit

Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2022 02:36 PM (gmo/4)

266 JAG is basically HR downrange.
______________

Everyone hates the JAG until you get arrested in a hotel with the admiral's daughter and a case of saki in Yokosuka.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2022 02:37 PM (lf83v)

267 One of the bad duties was giving a humvee that had been IED'd a spongebath.
___

Had to help clean out a Bradley. No, it's not fun.

Gotta give your wife props.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:37 PM (2gbsN)

268 252 Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators

Still laughing!
Thanks Sid!
Now, back to Biden's basement!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2022 02:35 PM (uEfm6)

Sid must be watching the Jan. 6 "hearings" today... They are actually saying pretty much what Sid says.. Especially that ultra Conservative Cheney

Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2022 02:37 PM (bs+z0)

269 When he starts talking about Hunter's death, will it be senility, or just revealing the campaign plan a little too early?

Posted by: Wally at October 13, 2022 02:37 PM (FJYfm)

270 Remember all this when David French the rest of the Secular Sermonizers swear on a pack of Bibles they plainly do not believe a word of that "Joe Biden is a good and honorable man."

Posted by: Ace

it's weird, all these saints are super into intentional torts of free speech now...after spending 5 years defaming everyone to their right.

yeah, I cuaght one of his jones gloating tweets

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 13, 2022 02:37 PM (OuH7W)

271 Joe is like the Andy Devine character in this Twilight Zone episode:

www.imdb.com/title/tt0734573
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2022


***
Except Andy's character was, you know, likeable.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 13, 2022 02:37 PM (J2vNu)

272 20 What are the odds that if Beau survived he would have ended up like his crackhead brother? Honest question. By all accounts Beau was a decent guy. But that gene pool is so rancid and corroded it makes a sewer look like a Poland Spring creek.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 13, 2022 02:09 PM (iFTx/)

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Beua was decent like Michael Corleone

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 13, 2022 02:37 PM (cMXNt)

273 My word as a Biden.

Posted by: 100% certified at October 13, 2022 02:37 PM (4seZy)

274 Biden has repeatedly lied about being "shot at" in hostile territory.
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Not seeing the problem.

Posted by: Hillary at October 13, 2022 02:37 PM (esps4)

275 The cards! The cards have too many words! Is it time for my tapioca?

Posted by: Grandpa Mumbles at October 13, 2022 02:37 PM (Nkfpx)

276 University of Minnesota Medical School students required to pledge to fight 'colonialism' and 'the gender binary'

They also have to pledge to not hold western science and medicine above witch doctors and stuff.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2022 02:37 PM (ZGrMX)

277 Everyone hates the JAG until you get arrested in a hotel with the admiral's daughter and a case of saki in Yokosuka.
___

Whatevers dude.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:37 PM (2gbsN)

278 249 So when I die of whatever cancer coming my way, y'all remember to say I died in Iraq, especially since I was there three times.
Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:34 PM (2gbsN)

LOL, I used to sleep in my Radar Room, with my 1/2 Million Watt Radar (only tech onboard)... if I don't die of cancer... surprised I'm still around actually.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2022 02:37 PM (oHd/0)

279 President Biden is an extremely honorable man.

If there's a pre-teen within fifteen feet of him, he's on 'er.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2022 02:38 PM (6FeV1)

280 FJB gets to be Joe Kennedy, Sr., losing one son in combat and another suffering with severe pain.

It's not just FJB stretching the truth; Jily spreads it around pretty thick too.

Posted by: Lola at October 13, 2022 02:38 PM (NIYa7)

281 Yes because pointing out that a person dying of brain cancer 7 years after a deployment is not dying in Iraq is PRECISELY like disparaging people who are properly labeled as dying from service related disability.

This is, as I noted yesterday, the problem with our increasingly text-based society. We need some special font or something that indicates satire.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 02:38 PM (Ivdso)

282 I'm not defending anybody here but it isn't all that difficult to confuse Iraq with Maryland.
______________

Fallujah > Baltimore

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2022 02:38 PM (lf83v)

283 I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. C-beams glittering in the night sky.
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2022 02:38 PM (yezA1)

284 John Kerry continually led people to believe he was Irish. Bill Richardson claimed he played for the Cardinals Hillary said she was named after an unknown person that subsequently became famous. Bill Clinton recalled black churches being burned down. This are their minor lies.

Posted by: polynikes at October 13, 2022 02:38 PM (epFyj)

285 According to Razorfist, we were all killed in Death Wish 3.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 13, 2022 02:38 PM (fo9yP)

286 .......or the Bidens are Highlanders like Connor MacLeod. Maybe Joe Biden came here to battle the mighty CornPop and Putin.
Posted by: JROD at October 13, 2022 02:29 PM (0jZnq)


More like Borderer family like the Thompsons or Grahams that raided both sides of the line

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2022 02:38 PM (xhaym)

287 They probably had one of those brain flash thingys that do a mind wipe.
Posted by: Just Lily at October 13, 2022


***
"Just look here, sir."
-- Agent K

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 13, 2022 02:38 PM (J2vNu)

288 262 My jaw-dropping moment was when Blumenthal sanctimoniously taxed someone (Kavanaugh?) with the "false in one, false in all" charge.

///

there was a funny line tucked somewhere in the Aubrey novels along the lines of "yes, Jack thought, the omnia et al he was familiar with..."

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 13, 2022 02:38 PM (OuH7W)

289 When I think of the JAG, I think of the 1998 Catherine Bell.
Nice.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 13, 2022 02:38 PM (qH6FZ)

290 God forbid Joey meets with a group of Indians. When the others kids played cowboys he always played Indian and he played in a drum group.
And he likes to wear a war bonnet when playing games with a 13 year old.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 13, 2022 02:39 PM (eGTCV)

291 >>>Everyone hates the JAG until you get arrested in a hotel with the admiral's daughter and a case of saki in Yokosuka.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


Penny Benjamin

Posted by: Goose at October 13, 2022 02:39 PM (d2bW3)

292 20 What are the odds that if Beau survived he would have ended up like his crackhead brother? Honest question. By all accounts Beau was a decent guy. But that gene pool is so rancid and corroded it makes a sewer look like a Poland Spring creek.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 13, 2022 02:09 PM (iFTx/)

Or.... EPIC political story as he shoots his brother for sleeping with his wife...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2022 02:39 PM (oHd/0)

293 I'm not defending anybody here but it isn't all that difficult to confuse Iraq with Maryland.
___

Hmmm...let me think...

Aberdeen Proving Grounds = Iraq?

No.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:39 PM (2gbsN)

294 When I think of the JAG, I think of the 1998 Catherine Bell.
Nice.
______

Corpus delecti.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2022 02:39 PM (lf83v)

295 290 God forbid Joey meets with a group of Indians. When the others kids played cowboys he always played Indian and he played in a drum group.
And he likes to wear a war bonnet when playing games with a 13 year old.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 13, 2022 02:39 PM (eGTCV)

And that Covington Kid? SMIRKED AT HIM!!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2022 02:39 PM (oHd/0)

296 theory about Beau's cancer, but it's morphed now into he died in Iraq. He's convinced Beau died due to his deployment, so telling people he died in Iraq is the next step in this fantasy.
If J. Biden wasn't such an nasty, lying idiot, one could excuse his embellishment as due to his age, loss of a child, and cognitive decline. But if he thought he could get away with saying this 20 years ago, he would have. He doesn't realize now people fact check this crap.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 13, 2022 02:40 PM (bxW9c)

297 294 When I think of the JAG, I think of the 1998 Catherine Bell.
Nice.
______

She's a lesbian

Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2022 02:40 PM (bs+z0)

298 JAG Officers would never be within a mile of a burn pit
Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2022 02:36 PM (gmo/4)


um, I would suggest against allowing subordinates to destroy evidence that has been deemed "paid for"

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2022 02:40 PM (xhaym)

299 lol donna.

Way to bust that bubble.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:40 PM (2gbsN)

300 So when I die of whatever cancer coming my way, y'all remember to say I died in Iraq, especially since I was there three times.
Posted by: SMH


NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2022 02:40 PM (JNT5L)

301 All of his lying makes me wonder what his point is when proclaiming, "No joke!" or "Not kidding!" or "My word as a Biden!" Is that a signal what follows is sort-of the truth, or is a bigger lie than usual? Gosh, if only there was a huge group of credentialed people who would report everything Crazy Joe does and determine when Joe is lying, then tell us the statistics.

Posted by: Gref at October 13, 2022 02:40 PM (AMIL/)

302 292 Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2022 02:39 PM (oHd/0)

I might have voted for him then.

Beau Biden comes clean-admits mom did not die by a drunk driver the family is rife with incest and dad debauched his sister.

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:40 PM (Lzpvj)

303 She's a lesbian
Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2022 02:40 PM (bs+z0)


I am not terribly interested in politics, only biology

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2022 02:40 PM (xhaym)

304 According to Razorfist, we were all killed in Death Wish 3.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 13, 2022 02:38 PM (fo9yP)



You killed yourself if you actually watched Death Wish 3.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

305 When I think of the JAG, I think of the 1998 Catherine Bell.
Nice.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 13, 2022 02:38 PM (qH6FZ)

I was more of a Tracey Needham guy

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2022 02:41 PM (M+Lyo)

306 When I think of the JAG, I think of the 1998 Catherine Bell.
Nice.
______

She's a lesbian
Posted by: It's me donna


Funny. So am I.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2022 02:41 PM (JNT5L)

307 I am confused, I keep seeing posts by people that when I refresh are gone. Not banned people, just regular folks saying something interesting. What is going on? Is it all that peyote I had for breakfast?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 02:41 PM (Ivdso)

308 ______

She's a lesbian
Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2022 02:40 PM (bs+z0)



Don't care. She's still a 1.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

309 294 When I think of the JAG, I think of the 1998 Catherine Bell.
Nice.

Corpus delecti.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2022 02:39 PM (lf83v)

Yeah, but when I think of JAG, I think about how they slow rolled an investigation that killed someone, until all the witnesses had transferred.... and then closed the case.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2022 02:41 PM (oHd/0)

310 His son served at VBC. That was the luxury complex. Pretty sure he was far from the burn pit. Pretty sure.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2022 02:41 PM (TbpGr)

311 It's a small step from a tall tale to a big lie.

Posted by: fd at October 13, 2022 02:41 PM (sn5EN)

312 hat are the odds that if Beau survived he would have ended up like his crackhead brother? Honest question. By all accounts Beau was a decent guy. But that gene pool is so rancid and corroded it makes a sewer look like a Poland Spring creek.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 13, 2022 02:09 PM (iFTx/)

-------------

Beua was decent like Michael Corleone
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

This is my take as well.
Gotta have one that looks and smells clean.
They tried with Hunter after Beau died and that kinda/sorta didn't work.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2022 02:41 PM (uEfm6)

313 One of the bad duties was giving a humvee that had been IED'd a spongebath.
___

Had to help clean out a Bradley. No, it's not fun.

Gotta give your wife props.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:37 PM (2gbsN)


Thank you both for your service.

Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2022 02:42 PM (gmo/4)

314 All of his lying makes me wonder what his point is when proclaiming, "No joke!" or "Not kidding!" or "My word as a Biden!" Is that a signal what follows is sort-of the truth, or is a bigger lie than usual? Gosh, if only there was a huge group of credentialed people who would report everything Crazy Joe does and determine when Joe is lying, then tell us the statistics.
Posted by: Gref at October 13,

Be on your guard when a salesman says he's telling you the truth.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 13, 2022 02:42 PM (eGTCV)

315 304 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Hey now who doesn't want to have an ammo bearing hispanic sidekick?

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:42 PM (Lzpvj)

316 I saw Joe's picture on the front of a box of Ka-Boom cereal.

*and on the back of the milk carton

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 13, 2022 02:42 PM (gZ1zc)

317 >>>So when I die of whatever cancer coming my way, y'all remember to say I died in Iraq, especially since I was there three times.
Posted by: SMH


Pfft, relax, you're only 29.

We were told yesterday that they found asbestos in our building. Apparently a lot, and when the city clowns came by to say they weren't cleaning it any time soon, I replied, "Coulda told you morons that seventeen years ago."

Posted by: Goose at October 13, 2022 02:42 PM (d2bW3)

318
Obama's parents met on the bridge at Selma ... when he was four years old.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 13, 2022 02:29 PM (YqDXo)



Highly likely

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2022 02:42 PM (xhaym)

319 now let's do the falsum in omnia to the fbi and their crossfire hurricane affidavits

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 13, 2022 02:42 PM (OuH7W)

320 Yeah, but when I think of JAG, I think about how they slow rolled an investigation that killed someone, until all the witnesses had transferred.... and then closed the case.
_____

Pikers.

Posted by: FBI at October 13, 2022 02:42 PM (lf83v)

321 When I think of the JAG, I think of the 1998 Catherine Bell.
Nice.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 13, 2022 02:38 PM (qH6FZ)



I was JUST searching for her nudes on the ole' interwebs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

322 Pamela Hamill, the daughter of driver Curtis C. Dunn
-------------
Time to sue for a billion dollars.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 13, 2022 02:42 PM (yikp0)

323 You know who I am appreciating more and more? Amanda Tapping. She was hiding some big knockers under her fatigues in SG-1....

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2022 02:43 PM (yezA1)

324 She's a lesbian
Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2022 02:40 PM (bs+z0)


Lesbian Thespian ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2022 02:43 PM (M+Lyo)

325 LOL, I used to sleep in my Radar Room, with my 1/2 Million Watt Radar (only tech onboard)... if I don't die of cancer... surprised I'm still around actually.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2022 02:37 PM (oHd/0)

Got a full face of FRH (fire retardant hydraulic fluid) when we were pulling maintenance on the M1A1's at 29 Stumps.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 13, 2022 02:43 PM (OgrpQ)

326 The JAG that Jose Ferrer played in The Caine Mutiny was awesome. Had the best scene in the entire movie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 02:43 PM (8qLAG)

327 Any updates on your Marine son, Nurse?

Also, the corrupt Jan 6th Committee has voted to subpoena Trump.

I hope he shows up with a big can of whoop ass.

And I do mean an ACTUAl can, that is Orange and says I collect and consume liberal tears.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 13, 2022 02:43 PM (haWye)

328 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 13, 2022 02:43 PM (T4tVD)

329 Off, Top Gun sock.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 13, 2022 02:43 PM (d2bW3)

330 I don't think Beau would want to have a bunch of dudes fucking his wife like Hunter had done

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 13, 2022 02:43 PM (OuH7W)

331 315 304 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Hey now who doesn't want to have an ammo bearing hispanic sidekick?
Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:42 PM (Lzpvj)

Heyyyyy Ciscoooooo.....

Posted by: Pancho,, at October 13, 2022 02:44 PM (oHd/0)

332 WATCH: Biden vowed the US will take action on Saudi Arabia for refusing to lower oil prices before the election.

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1580536800845914112

Lets pick another fight with nations that should be our allies!

Posted by: rd at October 13, 2022 02:44 PM (Z32m1)

333 The JAG that Jose Ferrer played in The Caine Mutiny was awesome.

That is what they are supposed to be like, the same with the JAG TV show. But as we all know, like with reporters, fictional depictions of heroic justice agents are almost never what you get in reality.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 02:45 PM (Ivdso)

334
Lets pick another fight with nations that should be our allies!
Posted by: rd at October 13, 2022 02:44 PM (Z32m1)



NO MEAN TWEETS!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

335 "So when I die of whatever cancer coming my way, y'all remember to say I died in Iraq, especially since I was there three times.
Posted by: SMH "

God forbid.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2022 02:45 PM (TbpGr)

336 Biden vowed the US will take action on Saudi Arabia for refusing to lower oil prices before the election.

///

well, at least we know that's not the regime's official position

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 13, 2022 02:45 PM (OuH7W)

337 We were told yesterday that they found asbestos in our building. Apparently a lot, and when the city clowns came by to say they weren't cleaning it any time soon, I replied, "Coulda told you morons that seventeen years ago."
Posted by: Goose
___

Guess I'll find out soon enough just how deadly breathing in depleted uranium is.
Maybe why I'm not too concerned about nuclear war, except being highly pissed off about it possibly ending my children's and grandchildren's lives.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:45 PM (2gbsN)

338 God forbid Joey meets with a group of Indians. . . .
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 13, 2022


***
"All the beads you guys made by hand, they come out of Japan now, right? Bummer."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 13, 2022 02:45 PM (J2vNu)

339 Uses his son like a prop.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 13, 2022 02:46 PM (ytSiK)

340 WATCH: Biden vowed the US will take action on Saudi Arabia for refusing to lower oil prices before the election.

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1580536800845914112

Lets pick another fight with nations that should be our allies!
Posted by: rd at October 13, 2022 02:44 PM (Z32m1)

That fucking guy

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2022 02:46 PM (M+Lyo)

341 WATCH: Biden vowed the US will take action on Saudi Arabia for refusing to lower oil prices before the election.

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1580536800845914112

Lets pick another fight with nations that should be our allies!
Posted by: rd at October 13, 2022 02:44 PM (Z32m1)

*orders more popcorn*

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 13, 2022 02:46 PM (4I/2K)

342 Fred MacMurray is such an epic scumbag in The Caine Mutiny

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2022 02:46 PM (yezA1)

343

Joe likes his Mister Microphone

https://youtu.be/hqIrzkPDtrk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2022 02:46 PM (63Dwl)

344 Hey now who doesn't want to have an ammo bearing hispanic sidekick?

Big black moustache, crossed bandoliers, hell yeah. His chubby wife cooks the best food in town, and the mule can carry 35,000 rounds of mixed ammo.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 02:46 PM (Ivdso)

345 "Hey, aren't you lot called Commanders now or something?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2022 02:46 PM (6FeV1)

346 I love that the President of Hungary wants Trump to negotiate peace between Russia and Ukraine.... LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2022 02:46 PM (bs+z0)

347 337 Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:45 PM (2gbsN)

I think DU is less toxic pound for pound than the democrat underground.

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:46 PM (Lzpvj)

348 Got a full face of FRH (fire retardant hydraulic fluid) when we were pulling maintenance on the M1A1's at 29 Stumps.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 13, 2022 02:43 PM (OgrpQ)

Yeah.... my Fire Team, known as Repair 8, took care of the Superstructure and Electronic areas of my ships...

Lots of AFFF and Purple K used in drills.

Posted by: Pancho,, at October 13, 2022 02:46 PM (oHd/0)

349 Hey now who doesn't want to have an ammo bearing hispanic sidekick?
Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022


***
Sure, if she looks like Vasquez the Marine in Aliens.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 13, 2022 02:47 PM (J2vNu)

350 Regarding the subpoena for Trump, Trump's lawyers can fight that subpoena all the way to January when the Republicans take over and trash that entire illegal committee. There is absolutely no upside to Trump testifying in that circus.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 13, 2022 02:47 PM (bxW9c)

351 *smiles at Marcus T*

I'm here for however long the Good Lord has me here.

Doesn't mean He doesn't get an earful from me from time to time, because believe me, there are days that I really want to go home NOW.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:47 PM (2gbsN)

352 ahhh. Caine Mutiny talk.

some admiral back then was asked about it and he said, yes, I've met every one of these guys at some point in the navy, just not all on the same boat at the same time.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 13, 2022 02:47 PM (OuH7W)

353
The Jan. 6 committee is now blaming Trump for the Afghan withdrawal debacle. He ordered the withdrawal to make Biden look bad. That's what they're saying.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 13, 2022 02:47 PM (Mzdiz)

354 I was raised Jewish. I had to dress as a boy to go to shul. They did a movie about me, won awards. Called Yentl. No joke, straight scoop.
Posted by: ace
==
*Golf Clap*

Its a great one, only its limited by the fact although you know its a great joke, its within the realm of possible things he could say. If Saturday night live were worth even one shit, this would be the kind of stuff they would do.

Posted by: 100% certified at October 13, 2022 02:47 PM (TzDWb)

355 344 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 02:46 PM (Ivdso)

Juan Valdez is back in "Muleskinners-the 88mike Story!"

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:47 PM (Lzpvj)

356 lol sven.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:47 PM (2gbsN)

357 Everyone hates the JAG until you get arrested in a hotel with the admiral's daughter and a case of saki in Yokosuka.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2022 02:37 PM (lf83v)

————

You too?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 13, 2022 02:47 PM (u73oe)

358 Fred MacMurray is such an epic scumbag in The Caine Mutiny

Yeah he's one of the worst people ever. That kind of person though, so many of them around today.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 02:47 PM (Ivdso)

359 Catherine Bell in JAG vs Demi Moore in A Few Good Men.

*ponders*

Posted by: spindrift at October 13, 2022 02:47 PM (h5TKJ)

360 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 02:41 PM (Ivdso)

That whore Sarah sucked up a LOT of hashes this last few months, which are now all banned.

Posted by: ... at October 13, 2022 02:48 PM (UkBFs)

361 Watching the Jan 6 Public Hearing. Adam Schiff is reading from a monitor or a teleprompter.

Its a monitor. Is it normal in a court of law that every word from a prosecutor that goes into the official record be read from a script displayed on a computer screen? Feels like a scene from a Twilight zone episode.

Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2022 02:48 PM (RHGPo)

362 Thank you both for your service.

Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2022 02:42 PM (gmo/4)

+1

I can't imagine.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 13, 2022 02:48 PM (yHsuS)

363 >>>Guess I'll find out soon enough just how deadly breathing in depleted uranium is.
Maybe why I'm not too concerned about nuclear war, except being highly pissed off about it possibly ending my children's and grandchildren's lives.

Posted by: SMH

Eh, I'd like to be around to see my four boys married, except the 13-year old girl. She can marry after I'm gone.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 13, 2022 02:48 PM (d2bW3)

364
The London bookmakers now put Tulsi Gabbard as the #3 favorite for the Republican nomination in '24. Trump is #1, and DeSantis is #2.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 13, 2022 02:48 PM (Mzdiz)

365 And yes, I am on the burn pit registry.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:48 PM (2gbsN)

366 The Jan. 6 committee is now blaming Trump for the Afghan withdrawal debacle. He ordered the withdrawal to make Biden look bad. That's what they're saying.
==
And people say they won't blame Trump for the vaccine complications/deaths. Don't blink, life comes at you fast.

Posted by: 100% certified at October 13, 2022 02:49 PM (TzDWb)

367 You too?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
__________

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2022 02:49 PM (lf83v)

368 >>Called Yentl. No joke, straight scoop.
Posted by: ace


Sounds like a delectable soup.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 13, 2022 02:49 PM (d2bW3)

369 353 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 13, 2022 02:47 PM (Mzdiz)

So Trump was still issuing orders to the military after he was out of office....

Amazing or wait Milli-Vanilli given his obvious loyalty to Trump refused to tell Dementia Joe that they were ordered to fail?

God their mental life is so much more exciting than mine.

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:49 PM (Lzpvj)

370 In the ad business, this is called "puffery" and is actually a fairly old legal concept. Puffery is not lying and is not false advertising. Assume you manufacture a no-name toothbrush nobody has heard of and has no endorsements. You advertise it.
Puffery: "Magic Brush gets your teeth so clean your mouth will love you for the rest of your life."
False advertising: "9 out of 10 dentists recommend Magic Brush."

Trump engaged in a lot of puffery. It's sort of his thing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 13, 2022 02:23 PM (t0OGg)

Hate to admit it, but the absolute best bit of puffery was promoted by Boris Johnson:

"Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chance of owning a BMW M3."

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 13, 2022 02:49 PM (9miN6)

371 Fred MacMurray is such an epic scumbag in The Caine Mutiny
Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2022


***
In that, in Double Indemnity, and in The Apartment: three different kinds of scumbag at that. The story goes that after Apartment came out, a woman stopped him in the grocery store and upbraided him for appearing in such a salacious film; she'd brought her kids to it! MacMurray says that he decided right then never to play another villain.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 13, 2022 02:49 PM (J2vNu)

372 There is absolutely no upside to Trump testifying in that circus.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 13, 2022 02:47 PM (bxW9c)

"Actually ... "*Trump clears his throat and takes a breath*

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 13, 2022 02:49 PM (44ww/)

373 357 Everyone hates the JAG until you get arrested in a hotel with the admiral's daughter and a case of saki in Yokosuka.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2022 02:37 PM (lf83v)

You too?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 13, 2022 02:47 PM (u73oe)

Admirals Niece count?

Posted by: Pancho,, at October 13, 2022 02:49 PM (oHd/0)

374 Catherine Bell in JAG vs Demi Moore in A Few Good Men.

///

her new fake hooters were quite distracting. But the navy girl hair cut she rocked showed off her eyes. wb. fr

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 13, 2022 02:49 PM (OuH7W)

375 With all the asbestos I've been around aboard ship, not to mention exposure to EM fields, Purple K, oh and now the summer I spent at Camp Lejeune in '76. I must be immortal!


Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2022 02:49 PM (gmo/4)

376 Beua was decent like Michael Corleone
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

This is my take as well.
Gotta have one that looks and smells clean.
They tried with Hunter after Beau died and that kinda/sorta didn't work.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


Remember when they tried to give Hunter some veteran cred by enrolling him in the Reserves? Good ole Hunter pissed hot on his first drug test. Oopsie!

Posted by: rd at October 13, 2022 02:50 PM (Z32m1)

377 Beau returned from Iraq in September 2009 after completing his yearlong stint on active duty which included a 7-month deployment in the combat zone. He was awarded The Bronze Star (can be awarded for 3 categories: valor, achievement, merit); posthumously, the Legion of Merit for his service in the Delaware National Guard & the Delaware Conspicuous Service Cross, the latter "awarded for heroism, meritorious service and outstanding achievement." He was eulogized by O and, separately, General Ray Odierno.

Both of FJB's sons had been pretty banged up as little kids in the accident in which their mother and sister died.

Posted by: Lola at October 13, 2022 02:50 PM (NIYa7)

378 Laying dementia aside what possess a man to lie so outrageously when his lies are so easily disproven?

-
I was reading J. K. Rowling's transgender detective novel Cuckoo's Calling this morning. (Transgender because she uses the pseudonym Robert Galbraith.) Our hero wonders why a witness would lie so transparntly and decides Maslow was right; people lie only when they're afraid the truth will harm them. However, in Biden's case, I think it's a means to get what he wants.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 13, 2022 02:50 PM (FVME7)

379 "I'm here for however long the Good Lord has me here.

Doesn't mean He doesn't get an earful from me from time to time, because believe me, there are days that I really want to go home NOW.
Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:47 PM (2gbsN)"

He obviously feels there is still work for you to do here. 👍🏻

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2022 02:50 PM (TbpGr)

380
Fred MacMurray, whom we think as such a nice guy from My Three Sons, was a real jerk and asshole in real life.

Same with Andy Griffith. Total asshole, not at all like Andy Taylor.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 13, 2022 02:50 PM (Mzdiz)

381 Eh, I'd like to be around to see my four boys married, except the 13-year old girl. She can marry after I'm gone.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
___

My Gammy got to see me grow up and have kids.

As Gammy 2.0, I'd like to see my granddaughters do the same.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:50 PM (2gbsN)

382 364
The London bookmakers now put Tulsi Gabbard as the #3 favorite for the Republican nomination in '24. Trump is #1, and DeSantis is #2.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 13, 2022 02:48 PM (Mzdiz)

========

Fucking please.

Republicans should never think about voting for Tulsi until she says something conservative not just anti-establishmentarian.

And even then, she can be a GOP House member or mayor to a small city or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 13, 2022 02:50 PM (LvTSG)

383 Admirals Niece count?
Posted by: Pancho,
______

Si.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2022 02:50 PM (lf83v)

384 The London bookmakers now put Tulsi Gabbard as the #3 favorite for the Republican nomination in '24.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 13, 2022 02:48 PM (Mzdiz)

That's as good an indictment of the shitdick Republican Party as any.

Posted by: ... at October 13, 2022 02:50 PM (UkBFs)

385 WATCH: Biden vowed the US will take action on Saudi Arabia for refusing to lower oil prices before the election.

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1580536800845914112

Lets pick another fight with nations that should be our allies!
Posted by: rd at October 13, 2022 02:44 PM (Z32m1)

OMG, lol

That will convince them.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 13, 2022 02:50 PM (yHsuS)

386 Posted by: Pancho,, at October 13, 2022 02:49 PM (oHd/0)

Apagado calcetin!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2022 02:50 PM (oHd/0)

387 Nobody fucks with a Biden (story).

Some Reagan story they found was actually from a movie (iirc), and they gave him hell for having dementia (or whatever). Ronald may have been slowing in his last term, idk.

But Biden just makes up any story out of whole cloth ... and does not get challenged to his face. "You Lie!" is the proper response.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 13, 2022 02:50 PM (Cus5s)

388 the 1/6 committee is acting this way with a bare 5-10 seat house majority, the payback next year when we have an 80 seat edge is going to be good.

As potus, I'd declare the deep state to be the real Domest tangos and start giving everyone I could the 1/6 treatment. not all their crimes were in DC.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 13, 2022 02:50 PM (OuH7W)

389 Biden is the scum under the swamp scum.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 13, 2022 02:51 PM (VaSD4)

390 Uses his son like a prop.
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN
------

Al Gore did that with his sister.

Posted by: Hillary at October 13, 2022 02:51 PM (BqFOC)

391 338 "All the beads you guys made by hand, they come out of Japan now, right? Bummer."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 13, 2022 02:45 PM (J2vNu)


"Man, I rember sittin' around the teepee with my daddy. That was real work right there, union work. And my boy Beau was gonna be the best damn bead maker there ever was, till he got killed by that bastard Custer. Why, it was only yesterday..."

Posted by: CppThis at October 13, 2022 02:51 PM (UewuT)

392 >>>My Gammy got to see me grow up and have kids.

As Gammy 2.0, I'd like to see my granddaughters do the same.

Posted by: SMH

Agreed. I just hope I get a Ticket to the Eternal Dance.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 13, 2022 02:51 PM (d2bW3)

393 "(Transgender because she uses the pseudonym Robert Galbraith.)"

Nothing transgender about it. Women have long been using male pseudonyms when writing traditionally-male books so they would be taken seriously.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 13, 2022 02:51 PM (KAi1n)

394 ========

Fucking please.

Republicans should never think about voting for Tulsi until she says something conservative not just anti-establishmentarian.

And even then, she can be a GOP House member or mayor to a small city or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 13, 2022 02:50 PM (LvTSG)



Mark Dice believes that she only came out as 'Republican' because she's hawking her new podcast that started the same day and she needs an audience. "Conservative" radio pays more.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

395 Fred MacMurray, whom we think as such a nice guy from My Three Sons, was a real jerk and asshole in real life.

Same with Andy Griffith. Total asshole, not at all like Andy Taylor.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 13, 2022


***
I've heard that about Griffith, but not MacMurray.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 13, 2022 02:52 PM (J2vNu)

396 Agreed. I just hope I get a Ticket to the Eternal Dance.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
___

Jesus paid that ticket.

Just gotta accept His hand to the dance.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:52 PM (6UfI+)

397 Tulsi Gabbard is about as "Republican" as Mittens Romney.

Posted by: ... at October 13, 2022 02:52 PM (UkBFs)

398 FJB, "Beau took an arrow, dipped in cancer, in the left temple at the Battle of Little Big Horn and then managed to not only escape but then crawl all the way to Omaha beach where he took a Nazi cancer round in the right temple, no joke, my word as a Biden."

Posted by: Lost In Space at October 13, 2022 02:52 PM (3rD2r)

399
Fucking please.

Republicans should never think about voting for Tulsi until she says something conservative not just anti-establishmentarian.

And even then, she can be a GOP House member or mayor to a small city or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


This fucking right here.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 13, 2022 02:53 PM (VaSD4)

400 Has anyone looked into the possibility that Beau's brain didn't just commit suicide instead of having to listen to his dad talk to him? Every time I hear one of Joe's speeches my brain hints at the option for me.

Posted by: 29Victor at October 13, 2022 02:53 PM (BJKQV)

401 Remember when they tried to give Hunter some veteran cred by enrolling him in the Reserves? Good ole Hunter pissed hot on his first drug test. Oopsie!
At age 43. After being given an age waiver, and a waiver for a past drug offense. He was enrolled in a special reserves program for people with special skills the military can use, LOL. His dad gave him his commissioning oath in the WH.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 13, 2022 02:53 PM (bxW9c)

402 375 With all the asbestos I've been around aboard ship, not to mention exposure to EM fields, Purple K, oh and now the summer I spent at Camp Lejeune in '76. I must be immortal!

Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2022 02:49 PM (gmo/4)

Yeah, if that which does not kill us makes us stronger?

I'm Superman. OK, wheres Lois?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2022 02:53 PM (oHd/0)

403 WATCH: Biden vowed the US will take action on Saudi Arabia for refusing to lower oil prices before the election.

Date prices skyrocket as tariffs squeeze Riyadh!

Posted by: Tomorrow's Bloomberg News today at October 13, 2022 02:53 PM (h5TKJ)

404 Newsweek, 7/22 - President Joe Biden has suggested that Delaware pollution including "oil slicks" may have been responsible for cancer experienced by him and "so damn many" others.

Posted by: Lola at October 13, 2022 02:53 PM (NIYa7)

405 Never believe a London bookmaker.

Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2022 02:53 PM (gmo/4)

406 Well Andy Griffith shilled for Obamacare so that dropped his reputation into the toilet for me

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2022 02:53 PM (yezA1)

407 FJB, "Beau took an arrow, dipped in cancer, in the left temple at the Battle of Little Big Horn and then managed to not only escape but then crawl all the way to Omaha beach where he took a Nazi cancer round in the right temple, no joke, my word as a Biden."
Posted by: Lost In Space at October 13, 2022 02:52 PM (3rD2r)



The Indians gave him a cancer blanket when he came over on the Mayflower.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

408 Well Andy Griffith shilled for Obamacare so that dropped his reputation into the toilet for me
Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2022 02:53 PM (yezA1)



Owebamacare and the shot showed me that they're all whores and will do ANYTHING for money.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

409 Republicans should never think about voting for Tulsi until she says something conservative not just anti-establishmentarian.

And even then, she can be a GOP House member or mayor to a small city or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 13, 2022 02:50 PM (LvTSG)


Mark Dice believes that she only came out as 'Republican' because she's hawking her new podcast that started the same day and she needs an audience. "Conservative" radio pays more.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

I heard that Stephen A. Smith tried that same tack for his new podcast. Then, right of the bat, his inner UberLib was unleashed. So much for 'both sides'.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 13, 2022 02:54 PM (9miN6)

410 "Women have long been using male pseudonyms when writing traditionally-male books so they would be taken seriously."

Likewise male authors using female pseudonyms when writing in the romance genre.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 13, 2022 02:55 PM (Tqmtc)

411 The London bookmakers now put Tulsi Gabbard as the #3 favorite for the Republican nomination in '24. Trump is #1, and DeSantis is #2.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz)

I was going to say the GOP would never be that stupid but, well . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 13, 2022 02:55 PM (FVME7)

412 400 Posted by: 29Victor at October 13, 2022 02:53 PM (BJKQV)

Here we are at another family dinner, Obama just asked for praise for his humility, dad just told me of the time he rowed Washington across the Delware, Hunter is snorting an 8 ball of coke off my daughter, and oh look Ashleigh is writing in her diary again....

fuck this I am gone.

//Beau Biden's Brain

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:55 PM (Lzpvj)

413 >>Jesus paid that ticket.

Just gotta accept His hand to the dance.

Posted by: SMH


Amen.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 13, 2022 02:55 PM (d2bW3)

414 401 At least he didn't just commission him an officer like FDR did....

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2022 02:55 PM (yezA1)

415 Tulsi is jacking you off, but you will never climax

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2022 02:55 PM (M+Lyo)

416 The J6 producers really loafing on this today *live* event. Needs a small orchestral setup to soundtrack this fantasm.

Posted by: micky at October 13, 2022 02:55 PM (3byMq)

417 410 "Women have long been using male pseudonyms when writing traditionally-male books so they would be taken seriously."

Likewise male authors using female pseudonyms when writing in the romance genre.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 13, 2022 02:55 PM (Tqmtc)

Well, blow me down!

Posted by: George Eliot at October 13, 2022 02:56 PM (9miN6)

418 No. You misunderstood. Obama's parents met under the 18th ave bridge in Selma, CA.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 13, 2022 02:56 PM (glSEb)

419

I can recall when SNL used to make fun of idiot Presidents who lied and made up stuff, even when they didn't...

Too bad that's not what they do now when it's actually happening.



Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 13, 2022 02:56 PM (XnbJC)

420
One of my mother's good friends, back in the '90s was at some resort place with her husband. I think it was in NC, but not sure. They happened upon Andy Griffith. She spoke to him.

He response was basically, "Fuck you, get out of my way!". She was floored. At the time, I thought well, maybe he'd just had enough of the public coming up to him, and just lost his temper.

Later on, I learned, nope that's the way he was.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 13, 2022 02:56 PM (Mzdiz)

421 Brian Williams can confirm this story. From his Door Gunner position on the Apache helicopter, he saw Beau's body floating down the Euphrates River.

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 13, 2022 02:56 PM (PwlqV)

422 I'm Superman. OK, wheres Lois?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2022


***
Lana was way hotter.

Posted by: Clark Kent, remembering teenage years at October 13, 2022 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

423 I was going to say the GOP would never be that stupid but, well . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 13, 2022 02:55 PM (FVME7)

No political group or movement in human history has ever been so eager to please their mortal enemies than the American Conservative.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2022 02:57 PM (6FeV1)

424 On the "BEAU DIED BECAUSE OF BURN PITS!!!" lie...

How much exposure would a JAG have to "burn pits"?

Is he hopping from FOB to FOB, breathing in smoke, braving enemy fire in order to... help some enlisted guys fill out a legal form?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 13, 2022 02:57 PM (N1tpc)

425 The first rule of holes is to stop digging.

Dementia Joe hasn't learned that

Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2022 02:57 PM (RHGPo)

426 ah j6. I wish we had a fucntioning opposition party. Oh well, I'll just imagine if the side were reversed while we're herded off to some FBI internment camp

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 13, 2022 02:57 PM (OuH7W)

427 Laying dementia aside what possess a man to lie so outrageously when his lies are so easily disproven?

He's been in federal office since 1973, why not lie? It clearly has not hurt his career at all. Sure there were a few stumbles, but he's president now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 02:57 PM (Ivdso)

428 PayPal is now offering people $15 worth of vouchers to try and keep them from closing their accounts.

Now we know just how much PayPal values free speech.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 13, 2022 02:57 PM (Bd6X8)

429 414 401 At least he didn't just commission him an officer like FDR did....
Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2022 02:55 PM (yezA1)

I had never heard of Ted Roosevelt until a recent ONT featured him. Probably not the same guy you're talking about, but Ted Roosevelt was a real deal war hero. D-Day.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 13, 2022 02:57 PM (9miN6)

430 Yesterday in CO the old bastard also said this:

Greg Price
@greg_price11

Biden: "To stand there on the edge of a cliff in the Rio Grande to, you know, looking at one thing and it's just, there's not many cliffs but then head up to the Grand Canyon...I've climbed it from the river up and I've looked at it from the top down."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2022 02:57 PM (ptqGC)

431 Andy Griffin played a con-man turned politician in "A Face In The Crowd" (1957)

I think that is more of what he was like in real life.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2022 02:57 PM (lf83v)

432 Great writer-George Eliot. My favorite of Victorian women writers using male pseudonyms.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2022 02:57 PM (lpA/P)

433 Maybe he happened to stumble over face first into Kamala's cavernous cooter or something.

Ever see Kamala sit on a barstool?

She can't. Goes straight to the floor every time.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at October 13, 2022 02:58 PM (Vu7A1)

434 Fred MacMurray, whom we think as such a nice guy from My Three Sons, was a real jerk and asshole in real life.

Same with Andy Griffith. Total asshole, not at all like Andy Taylor.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 13, 2022 02:50 PM (Mzdiz)


I always thought Andy Griffith was playing it straight in "A Face in the Crowd."

Posted by: rd at October 13, 2022 02:58 PM (Z32m1)

435 How much exposure would a JAG have to "burn pits"?

Is he hopping from FOB to FOB, breathing in smoke, braving enemy fire in order to... help some enlisted guys fill out a legal form?
___

LOL!

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:58 PM (6UfI+)

436 Tulsi is a Trans.

She only identifies as a conservative/independent.

Her real DNA is liberal.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 13, 2022 02:58 PM (haWye)

437 Awesome so the Brooks trial....

Brooks is objecting literally every question...

"leading the witness" so his cross-x on the coroner will be lit.

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:58 PM (Lzpvj)

438 They've moved Steve Schmidt's status level from Jen Rubin to Keith Olbermann.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 13, 2022 02:58 PM (wb1YC)

439 I bet Don Knotts was a nice guy in real life.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 02:58 PM (8qLAG)

440 people lie only when they're afraid the truth will harm them. However, in Biden's case, I think it's a means to get what he wants.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 13, 2022 02:50 PM (FVME7)


If the truth had been known throughout his life, Joe would now be on an SS pension from a series of low end retail jobs and eyed suspiciously by the other residents at his assisted living.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2022 02:58 PM (xhaym)

441 Balad was the worst when it came to burn pits.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 02:59 PM (6UfI+)

442 Greg Price
@greg_price11

Biden: "To stand there on the edge of a cliff in the Rio Grande to, you know, looking at one thing and it's just, there's not many cliffs but then head up to the Grand Canyon...I've climbed it from the river up and I've looked at it from the top down."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2022 02:57 PM (ptqGC)



Liar. Muthafuckin liar. About EVERYTHING. He doesn't even know ANY truth anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 13, 2022 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

443 A West Virginia federal judge has ruled unconstitutional the government law against possession of firearms with obliterated, altered, obscured or removed serial numbers. U.S. District Judge Joseph R. Goodwin's ruling, if it isn't overturned upon appeal, would strip away an important tool for law enforcement in investigating gun crimes.

Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2022 02:59 PM (RHGPo)

444 I can recall when SNL used to make fun of idiot Presidents who lied and made up stuff, even when they didn't...

Too bad that's not what they do now when it's actually happening.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 13, 2022 02:56 PM (XnbJC)

Hmmm... who would do Biden... Chevy stumbling all over the stage with physical gags... or Daney Carvey?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2022 02:59 PM (oHd/0)

445 434 Posted by: rd at October 13, 2022 02:58 PM (Z32m1)

He had entirely too much fun on Rustler's Rhapsody.

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 02:59 PM (Lzpvj)

446 Biden claims Beau died in Iraq, without evidence, right?

Posted by: x at October 13, 2022 02:59 PM (ZC2go)

447 Tulsi is jacking you off, but you will never climax
==
Heh She's gonna be surprised!!!

Posted by: Premature Ejaculators on the right at October 13, 2022 02:59 PM (Ptktz)

448 Likewise male authors using female pseudonyms when writing in the romance genre.

These days its almost impossible to even get an agent let alone published without being female, or perceived as such.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 02:59 PM (Ivdso)

449 Tulsi is a Trans.
She only identifies as a conservative/independent.
Her real DNA is liberal.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 13, 2022 02:58 PM (haWye)


i don't care if she is a liberal, I care if she is a progressive.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2022 03:00 PM (xhaym)

450 443 Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2022 02:59 PM (RHGPo)

A decade ago I'd have cared, turns out the Feds enforcing laws in only one direction burnt up my give a fuck reserves.

Posted by: sven at October 13, 2022 03:00 PM (Lzpvj)

451 PayPal is now offering people $15 worth of vouchers to try and keep them from closing their accounts.

Now we know just how much PayPal values free speech.
___

Add five zeroes to that number, I might consider signing back up.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 03:00 PM (6UfI+)

452 Hmmm... who would do Biden... Chevy stumbling all over the stage with physical gags... or Daney Carvey?
==
Eddie Murphy.

(Think about it.)

Doing Ace's Yentl Joke.

Fcukin Murder.

Posted by: Premature Ejaculators on the right at October 13, 2022 03:00 PM (Ptktz)

453 A decade ago I'd have cared, turns out the Feds enforcing laws in only one direction burnt up my give a fuck reserves.
Posted by: sven
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 03:01 PM (6UfI+)

454 Wait till Joey finds out Hunter moved in with Beau's widow to shag her and...Beau's 14 y.o. daughter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2022 03:01 PM (ptqGC)

455 439 I bet Don Knotts was a nice guy in real life.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 02:58 PM (8qLAG)

He was known to be a 'Ladies Man'....

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2022 03:01 PM (oHd/0)

456 Darrell Brooks Jr. in response to a Wisconsin State Patrol officer who explained how the reconstruction was conducted that determined the speed of Brook's SUV as he mowed down the Dancing Grannies, "Newton's Law of Motion? I thought he did gravity."

Posted by: Lost In Space at October 13, 2022 03:01 PM (3rD2r)

457 PayPal is now offering people $15 worth of vouchers to try and keep them from closing their accounts.
Now we know just how much PayPal values free speech.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 13, 2022 02:57 PM
I just closed mine today after confirming a money transfer. I also was surprised to learn how many businesses I had bought one item from and had one transaction were listed as recurring payments. I had to close every single one of those before I could close the account. Not a big deal, it was one button to click, but why would places such as Lowes be listed as a recurrent payment?
Of course I asked for my data to be removed. They said sure, but some of it they have to keep for gov. and regulatory reasons.
Sure Jan.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 13, 2022 03:02 PM (bxW9c)

458 PayPal is now offering people $15 worth of vouchers to try and keep them from closing their accounts.

I just saved PayPal $15. That should help their bottom line next quarter. You're welcome!

Posted by: t-bird at October 13, 2022 03:02 PM (wiM5O)

459 hunter dipped his pen at the family inkwell many times

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 13, 2022 03:02 PM (OuH7W)

460 I always thought Andy Griffith was playing it straight in "A Face in the Crowd."

He got his break playing corn pone country type reacting to big city life. His biggest recorded hit was a hick trying to describe a football game. People thought it was fun but what he really was doing was trying to portray rural people as retards.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 03:02 PM (Ivdso)

461 Don't forget that PayPal owns Venmo.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2022 03:02 PM (TbpGr)

462 Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022

Thank you for your service. And, three times, I can't imagine.

Posted by: Lola at October 13, 2022 03:02 PM (NIYa7)

463 Welp, the J6 show trial is going to vote to subpoena Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2022 03:02 PM (ptqGC)

464 The London bookmakers now put Tulsi Gabbard as the #3 favorite for the Republican nomination in '24. Trump is #1, and DeSantis is #2.

***

This is what English beer will do to you.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 13, 2022 03:02 PM (wb1YC)

465 Note how lying for political advantage is recast as "storytelling to connect with an audience."


This is nothing new. Clinton was hailed as "an accomplished liar" -- as a *good* thing -- during the Lewinsky hearings, when he was fabricating bullshit left & right, coming up with new legal precedents like, "It depends on what the meaning of 'is' is." It wasn't cast as self-serving pap but as heroic cushioning of the truth to spare the nation from a spectacle.

Posted by: red speck at October 13, 2022 03:02 PM (gS3OW)

466 Didn't some high ranking officer in Iraq get shit canned for referring to Biden as "Bite Me!".

Posted by: pawn at October 13, 2022 03:03 PM (wsHtO)

467 No political group or movement in human history has ever been so eager to please their mortal enemies than the American Conservative.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2022 02:57 PM (6FeV1)


Dammit! We have to suck up! The wife keeps bitching that we never get invited to the good cocktail parties or the glamorous dinners! How can you have a good cocktail party when half the people are, are ... Baptists, Mormons, and Methodists!

Posted by: rd at October 13, 2022 03:03 PM (Z32m1)

468 Likewise male authors using female pseudonyms when writing in the romance genre.
-------------------------
"My, what fine pecs you have, Garrett," she sighed wistfully while undoing Garrett's half-armored jerkin and letting it slide down his muscular back till it fell beside his bejeweled Crocs upon the flagstones.

Posted by: Acela Corridore at October 13, 2022 03:03 PM (yikp0)

469 The old David Letterman last night show used to have a trick or treat bit on or about Halloween.

You might remember Biden being the butt of the joke way back when.

https://youtu.be/aGqtRpz14Tg?t=338

Posted by: Sarahw at October 13, 2022 03:03 PM (g1vnC)

470 He was known to be a 'Ladies Man'....
________

Like on Three's Company?

(I heard the same thing. He was very charming and well-spoken,)

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2022 03:03 PM (lf83v)

471 I'd welcome any politician who has *any* ideology at this point. How many have an actual coherent worldview beyond "Gimme yo shit"? Greed and venality are not ideologies. They are a sin and a character flaw.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2022 03:03 PM (6FeV1)

472 Welp, the J6 show trial is going to vote to subpoena Trump.

They want him to not show up so they can have him chaeged with contempt.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 13, 2022 03:03 PM (Bd6X8)

473 Amazing the gentle euphemisms for lies, like " shaving off the edges of truth" why, he's just trying to spare us harm. Blowhard doofus pervert.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 13, 2022 03:03 PM (amhYy)

474 He got his break playing corn pone country type reacting to big city life. His biggest recorded hit was a hick trying to describe a football game. People thought it was fun but what he really was doing was trying to portray rural people as retards.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022


***
He wasn't alone. Remember Minnie Pearl?

Posted by: Clark Kent, remembering teenage years at October 13, 2022 03:03 PM (J2vNu)

475
And even then, she can be a GOP House member or mayor to a small city or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Yeah! Maybe South Bend, Indiana!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2022 03:04 PM (uEfm6)

476 Maybe Beau knew too much...

Posted by: ... at October 13, 2022 03:04 PM (UkBFs)

477 PayPal is now offering people $15 worth of vouchers to try and keep them from closing their accounts.

too late, it took me like 5 tries but it finally went through. Idiots.

They owe every one of their customers a $2500 payment for misinformation, based on their own TOS which has not changed yet.

As for Don Knotts with the ladies:

https://youtu.be/M_me0z-jM10

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 03:04 PM (Ivdso)

478 Welp, the J6 show trial is going to vote to subpoena Trump.

//

good thing for them there's never going to be any comeuppance.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 13, 2022 03:04 PM (OuH7W)

479 I bet Don Knotts was a nice guy in real life.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 02:58 PM (8qLAG)


Seems like a good guy to go bowline with.

Posted by: spindrift at October 13, 2022 03:04 PM (h5TKJ)

480 @JudiciaryGOP

America: "We just want cheap groceries."

Democrats: "BUT WHAT IF WE SUBPOENA TRUMP."

America: "Nah. We literally just want cheap groceries."

Democrats: "TRUMP."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2022 03:05 PM (ptqGC)

481
As Delaware's Attorney General, Beau Biden was criticized for dealing leniently, as in NO prison time, with a member of the DuPont family who raped a 3-year-old.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 13, 2022 03:05 PM (pNxlR)

482 463 Welp, the J6 show trial is going to vote to subpoena Trump.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2022 03:02 PM (ptqGC)

And straight to the Supreme Court, as Trump WAS President on Jan 6.

Will the Supremes Punt? they have a habit of doing that.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2022 03:05 PM (oHd/0)

483 I'd like an absolutely honest book about how such a worthless man became president.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 13, 2022 03:05 PM (eGTCV)

484 The Curious Case Of the US Dept. of Defense Contract Signed During Obama Presidency, Konnech and Overseas Voters

Despite citizens flocking home to America’s shores in 2020 due to fears of COVID-19, non-military UOCAVA voters skyrocketed as high as 573,000 from 2016 numbers of around 228,000. Meanwhile, overseas military voters dropped to 37% of total UOCAVA voters.

A significant discrepancy in the number of non-military UOCAVA voters exists between government agency reports to Congress. In 2020, the DOD reported 224,139 non-military UOCAVA voters; the Election Assistance Commission reported 573,000. The 349,000 difference compounds when a person considers that UOCAVA voters may select ANY address to serve as their domicile residence of record, even if they never lived at that address.

Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2022 03:05 PM (RHGPo)

485 North Korea fires another missile, flies warplanes near border,
Bloomberg news

Posted by: Lola at October 13, 2022 03:05 PM (NIYa7)

486 I bet Don Knotts was a nice guy in real life.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 02:58 PM (8qLAG)

He was known to be a 'Ladies Man'....
Posted by: Romeo13

I always rhought a Don Knotts impression of Mick Jagger would be funny.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 13, 2022 03:05 PM (FVME7)

487 It was not only a lie, but an insult to heroes and widows that loved them.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 13, 2022 03:05 PM (nnp+f)

488 My appetite has gone insane since getting over the coof. Anyone else get that?

On the bright side I hit my weight loss goal - 33 lbs.

Posted by: ... at October 13, 2022 03:06 PM (UkBFs)

489 A lot of people seem to think Beau was a good guy but...

1) His dad lies about him constantly

2) Hunter respected him so much that he waited literally weeks before fucking his wife's butt.

Posted by: MJ at October 13, 2022 03:06 PM (zwDuR)

490 I'd like an absolutely honest book about how such a worthless man became president.
Posted by: That NLurker guy
___

Read the Bible.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 03:06 PM (6UfI+)

491 The London bookmakers now put Tulsi Gabbard as the #3 favorite for the Republican nomination in '24. Trump is #1, and DeSantis is #2.

That's pretty funny. A Democrat is a more popular Republican than the entire GOPe.

Posted by: t-bird at October 13, 2022 03:06 PM (Q14hI)

492 Beau was a Green Beret in the Marines serving aboard the USS Spongebob which launched B-52s in the Crimean War.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 13, 2022 03:06 PM (u73oe)

493 Hmmm... who would do Biden... Chevy stumbling all over the stage with physical gags... or Daney Carvey?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2022 02:59 PM (oHd/0)


The guy that did Lo-Pan in "Big Trouble in Little China"?

Posted by: rd at October 13, 2022 03:07 PM (Z32m1)

494 Read the Bible.

Posted by: SMH at October 13, 2022 03:06 PM (6UfI+)


LMAO

Posted by: ... at October 13, 2022 03:07 PM (UkBFs)

495 I bet Don Knotts was a nice guy in real life.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 02:58 PM (8qLAG)

Seems like a good guy to go bowline with.
Posted by: spindrift

Or get a bight to eat with.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 13, 2022 03:07 PM (gZ1zc)

496 Will the Supremes Punt? they have a habit of doing that.

Especially on this topic. "Voter fraud? Never heard of it. No standing. Pass"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 03:07 PM (Ivdso)

497 There is always gossip about actors in Hollywood, but I've never read anything bad about MacMurray. He sounds like rather a decent guy. Mayb because he always thought of acting as a job, and wasn't stuck on himself. He was also a Republican-and they of course, can be awful too-but he wasn't a flaming leftist.

tinyurl.com/msbtkfuu

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2022 03:07 PM (lpA/P)

498 And the Andy Griffith show stopped being funny once Knotts left.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 03:08 PM (8qLAG)

499 @481. Grew up in a DuPont mansion, too. Certainly the families knew one another at some point in their histories.

Posted by: Lola at October 13, 2022 03:08 PM (NIYa7)

500 New thread on police malfeasance. NOOD

Posted by: gdgm+ at October 13, 2022 03:09 PM (1FoCx)

501 My appetite has gone insane since getting over the coof. Anyone else get that?

No, but the wierdest thing happened with my eyesight. For about a week, my near vision was perfect, I mean out to about 50 feet I could see everything with perfect clarity, then it started to shift back to needing getting a bit blurry from 5 feet out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2022 03:09 PM (Ivdso)

502 Someone forgot to noodlum

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 13, 2022 03:09 PM (906pl)

503 The other knock against Beau is that everything he did, he did while in his father's shadow.

Delaware National Guard and Delaware AG, all while his father was Senator.

He wasn't like any other attorney or soldier. He had daddy running things for him. Would he have earned those positions in another state where his father wasn't senator?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 13, 2022 03:10 PM (lf83v)

504 The London bookmakers now put Tulsi Gabbard as the #3 favorite for the Republican nomination in '24. Trump is #1, and DeSantis is #2.

That's pretty funny. A Democrat is a more popular Republican than the entire GOPe.
Posted by: t-bird at October 13, 2022 03:06 PM (Q14hI)


Tulsi had to make her move before the November Elections. The HOT Republican Woman vibe will be all Kari Lake! on November 9. My word as a Brandon!

Posted by: rd at October 13, 2022 03:10 PM (Z32m1)

505 There is always gossip about actors in Hollywood, but I've never read anything bad about MacMurray. He sounds like rather a decent guy. Mayb because he always thought of acting as a job, and wasn't stuck on himself. He was also a Republican-and they of course, can be awful too-but he wasn't a flaming leftist.

tinyurl.com/msbtkfuu
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2022


***
Same here, Fen. The story I quoted above, about determining never to play villains again after a mother excoriated him for playing yet another rat in The Apartment, sounds like he was somebody you and I would have liked.

Posted by: Clark Kent, remembering teenage years at October 13, 2022 03:10 PM (J2vNu)

506 13 seconds ago...

@disclosetv · 20s
JUST IN - U.S. Supreme Court rejects Trump's request to intervene in Mar-a-Lago documents case.

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/
1580636795477557250

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 13, 2022 03:10 PM (yikp0)

507 Sorry. 20 seconds ago -- please don't fine me, PayPal!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 13, 2022 03:11 PM (yikp0)

508 I don't want to hear another goddamn word about Sarah Palin's white trash family.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 13, 2022 03:11 PM (gYir0)

509 well, scotus is useful.

no the only thing that will work is full on political war once we get the house

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 13, 2022 03:14 PM (OuH7W)

510
I was trying to find the story I remember about Fred MacMurray. He liked to play golf, and the story was if you interfered with his golf plans, he would get really pissed and get mean.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 13, 2022 03:15 PM (Mzdiz)

511 Just got an email informing me something about a Geek Squad annual subscription. It reads as follows:

Enjoy Maximum Protetion up to 4 Years

This is illuminating to you that you're Subscription regarding your GEEK SQUAD plan terminating today. Gratitude for utilizing Geek Squad Annual arrangement for 3 years. Your Subscription has been Auto-reestablished and your record has been charged by 249.99 USD.

Posted by: Lost In Space at October 13, 2022 03:17 PM (3rD2r)

512 @511 -- they tell you thanks for your payment for services you never entered into and .... from a gmail account?

do.not.respond.at.all

Posted by: micky at October 13, 2022 03:20 PM (3byMq)

513 483- right. Everyone knows a blowhard lying doofus. One doesn't expect him to be elected (or selected) president. Obama skipped him for hrc for a reason.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 13, 2022 03:26 PM (amhYy)

514 464 The London bookmakers now put Tulsi Gabbard as the #3 favorite for the Republican nomination in '24. Trump is #1, and DeSantis is #2.
----
The English just cannot resist a girl with good teeth!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 13, 2022 03:30 PM (peWy1)

515
Agreed. I just hope I get a Ticket to the Eternal Dance.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 13, 2022 02:51 PM (d2bW3

Everyone gets a ticket to an eternal dance. It all depends on which venue has air-conditioning.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at October 13, 2022 03:33 PM (BdMk6)

516 When does The Artiste OD?

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2022 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

517 Bidens wife went thru the stop sign of purpose to commit suicide/ kill her children since she knew Joey was a pedophile with the kids

Posted by: ro noyfb at October 13, 2022 04:07 PM (TxqvO)

518 and Jake is involved how?





Posted by: Tom Terrific at October 13, 2022 04:16 PM (hQGI8)

519 Anybody seen that phuckin’ Phillip Rucker?
He’s an expert gaffe caller outer.
Strange he’s not been heard from to tell us that Joe” stinky fingers” Bribem cuts a gaffe every 15 minutes or less.

Posted by: Xtranon at October 13, 2022 04:49 PM (Sl2t+)

520 Can't believe the Ukrainian war has taken the life of the President's son.

RIP, non-crackhead son.

Posted by: JoeB's Floppy Disk at October 13, 2022 04:56 PM (d9aQI)

521 You mean he did,nt jump off the Talahachy Bride like Billy Joe McCalaster did

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