<i>Finally!</i> Velma From Scooby Doo is Finally Gay<br>...and Also a Woman of Color

Finally! Velma From Scooby Doo is Finally Gay
...and Also a Woman of Color

She's a lesbian in one thing and a dark-skinned Indian woman in another.

Finally.

That's something Ya Boi Zach pointed out that the SJWs always say when there's a gender, sexuality, or race swap of a white/straight character into a minority/gay one -- Finally! As if everyone's final form, the butterfly into which we will all transform from our larval stages, is a black lesbian 2-spirit indigenous Woman of Disability.

So Velma is finally lesbian! Whoo-hoo!

Clips from the brand new movie "Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo!," which show the Mystery Inc. member googly-eyed and speechless when encountering costume designer Coco Diablo, have gone viral on Twitter, confirming suspicions held by the "Scooby" fan base for decades.
"OMG LESBIAN VELMA FINALLY," reads one tweet, which has over 100,000 likes.

See -- "FINALLY!" They literally always say "Finally!"

Wonder Woman's revealed as a lesbian -- FINALLY!

Jimmy Olsen is "gingercided" and race-swapped to black -- FINALLY!

Batman's revealed as a bisexual -- "Finally!"

It's long been an open secret among fans and "Scooby-Doo" creatives that Velma is gay.

It's been an open secret among fans? The fans get a say?

That's weird, because every time I see the fans attempting to have a say, asking that the original intent of characters and stories be respected in remakes and endless reboots, they get called "toxic manbabies" and "whiny, demanding pissbabies who want IPs to validate their worldviews."

But it turns out that if you're a fan who demands that characters be made gay, Hollywood is all too happy to cater to you.

Even James Gunn, who wrote the early live-action films, and Tony Cervone, who served as supervising producer on the "Mystery Incorporated" series, have confirmed the character's sexuality, but they were never able to make it official onscreen.

Velma was so gay in Scooby-Doo 2 that she spent an entire subplot chasing a guy, and having her heart broken by him.

Did that turn her gay? (Was she not "born that way"?)

NPR is also very, very excited. I'm sure you're all surprised to hear that NPR is very excited about More Gay Shit.

"It honestly did not occur to [me] that we were doing something so groundbreaking until right now," the movie's director, Audie Harrison, told NPR in an email. "While writing and directing this, I just set out to have fun with the comedy of an awkward teenage crush."
He added, "I actually thought it was a bigger deal for Velma's character that she is in love with the villain of the movie. The fact that she is a girl is just... well, a fact. That being said, it does feel great to be a part of normalizing representation, especially with such a well-known franchise like Scooby-Doo!"

Yes it's so groundbreaking for the owner of a dying IP to gin up free publicity from the Gay Media (by which I mean the leftwing propaganda media) by just randomly declaring "This character who has been straight for fifty or sixty years is now gay and actually was gay the whole time, you haters, and the clues were always there."

They did the same thing when they claimed Robin was gay. Robin, the Tim Drake version, had dated lots and lots of women and had his heart broken by several of them but one day they just announced he was always faking with girls (even though you could read his thoughts in thought-bubbles) and he was always gay and just accept it, haters.

Velma first meets Coco Diablo in “Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo”#Scoobydoohistory pic.twitter.com/TnWGS0B5GK
— Scooby-Doo History (@scoobyhistory) October 4, 2022

Here's Velma giving off all sorts of Lesbian Vibes in Scooby Doo 2:

You can tell how into girls she is by how nervous and awkward and excited she gets around a boy. Again, like Robin, she was just faking it.

Meanwhile, in another ~~Scooby Doo~~ Velma project, this one aimed at adults -- wait, the lesbian one is aimed at kids?! OK Groomer -- Velma is finally a Subcontinental Indian.

I mean, we should have known, with a name like Velma Dinkley. I think that name is right out of the Baghvadgita.

Added bonus: They immediately start "fan-baiting," which is deliberately insulting the existing fan base in order to stir a racial controversy, to get the media to begin advertising your project and lavishing it with good reviews which it certainly doesn't deserve. (Or else you wouldn't have to resort to insulting half of your audience to immunize yourself against bad reviews.)

The actual trailer starts off by making fun of an impassioned fan -- here, Velma herself -- being disgusted and nearly threatening that a cartoon character she likes (Judy Jetson) is being completely changed from the original model.

First trailer for HBO Max’s #Velma series

The #ScoobyDoo spinoff is aimed at adult audiences and will have 10 episodes pic.twitter.com/ArpC3KJCHL
— Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave) October 6, 2022

Fan-baiting! Now every reviewer is required to praise the show and attack any critics as "Toxic racist haters."

The voice there, which is pretty good, is provided by Mindy Kaling from The Office. It's a shame that she now has to resort to this kind of low venture, but I guess no one else is offering her roles any longer.

All of the characters are now race-swapped -- except for one.

Guess which one.

Fred, as the jockish handsome white guy, has been the butt of most jokes since the movies. Girls Get It Done and all. These princesses save themselves!

I don't want to show off my psychic powers, but something tells me that Fred hasn't been kept white so that his character can be treated with respect and dignity.

Oh, apparently there's no Scooby-Doo in a Scooby-Doo derivative rip-off show. How do these Hollywood Geniuses keep reading my mind about what I most want in a Scooby-Doo reboot?!

By the way: How are all those Sexuality Swaps performing?

Although announcing a character the public has known for years and sometimes decades can get Buzzfeed to mention you, or even CNN with its Literally Hundreds of Viewers, and that can't be sneezed at, it doesn't save dying franchises.

Case in point: DC Comics took the decade-old Jon Kent character -- the Super Son -- and turned him gay.

For the thirteen months this piece of shit has existed, barely anything resembling comic book action has occurred. According to Super-Non-Fan Gabriel Eltaib, the original colorist on the book who resigned rather than continuing having his name sullied by this woke garbage, "Superman," as they now call Jon Kent, did not punch a single enemy through the first five or six issues. Every issue, the EVS panel says, is about him "coming out" to a new person or group, or having a New Gay First -- first gay date, first gay kiss, etc.

And shockingly, The Gay Adventures of Superman has now been cancelled.

Oh, DC doesn't want to admit it's cancelling Gay Superman, so they're saying they're not cancelling Gay Superman, they're just giving him a new book.

But that new book is just a six-issue miniseries, so yeah, they're saying "We're going to crap out six more issues of this piece of crap shelf-warmer, and then we're out."

After Gay Superman's six issue miniseries, he'll be promoted to doing the morning show on CNN.

DC Comics has canceled Tom Taylor’s gay Superman comic book after only around a year and a half of being in print.
The news dropped over the weekend at the New York Comic-Con.
The news about the cancellation isn’t at all surprising as it means no one was purchasing the comic book just like I said.
However, we see that DC Comics continues with its woke agenda to its characters as the gay Superman is getting relaunched -- but only as a miniseries -- with the Black Superman, Val-Zod.

Oh, the Gay Superman will be in a six-issue miniseries with the black Superman? Make it more obvious, why don't you.

So this is just the miniseries for Failed Woke Characters That We Don't Want to Admit We're Cancelling?

Remember Marvel's Two In One? Call this DC's Two-Fer.

BTW, how is DC Comics' Infinite Crisis: There Are An Infinite Number of Worlds, and In All of Them, All of Our Major Characters Are Now Gay or Bisexual reboot going?

Super! Thanks for asking!

The next round of layoffs at Warner Bros. Discovery is expected to occur soon.
Warner Bros. Discovery is reportedly preparing for another wave of layoffs, according to Deadline. This time around, the layoffs are expected to primarily hit Warner Bros. Television Group, which serves as the production arm of The CW and DC Comics and the distribution arm of Cartoon Network, Adult Swim and HBO. Moreover, there is speculation the firings may begin some time in the next week.

An insider explained that layoffs in October were always expected. "Everyone was given financial targets going into Q4... Those targets include head counts, and October was always the expectation for the ax to fall." In addition, it is currently thought the fall season will see the end of the cuts, as that has always been the goal-- to conclude before the holiday season begins.
While it's uncertain how many this will impact, it is expected to be comparable to the layoffs in August, which hit 70 employees and saw HBO and HBO Max lose 14 percent of its staff...

A couple of months ago, Thinking Critical got a tip that the accounting department from Discovery had asked the accounting department of Warner Bros for a detailed accounting for all of DC Comics' comic books, what they cost, what they sold, and how much money was made or lost.

Seems like someone finally decided to check in on what the groomers were doing with Daddy Warner's money.

Posted by: Ace at 03:12 PM

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1 Oi!

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 14, 2022 03:11 PM (zL564)

2 Can't say I've ever met a black Norville.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 14, 2022 03:12 PM (zL564)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 14, 2022 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

4 I figured Velma always wore the turtleneck to hide the hickies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 14, 2022 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

5 I dig chicks with glasses. Mostly the librarian type.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 14, 2022 03:14 PM (VaSD4)

6 Once again, the people that bitch and bitch about Colonizers and cultural appropriation are co-opting movie and tv properties and changing them. Hmmmmm...

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 14, 2022 03:15 PM (zL564)

7 Isn't all this appropriating white culture ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 14, 2022 03:15 PM (M+Lyo)

8 I have to hand it to these zealots. They pursue their religion with far more zeal than most Christians.

NOTHING can exist that does not glorify their religion. EVERYTHING must primarily forward their beliefs. If it does anything else ADDITIONALLY, that's fine, but nothing can exist that does not promote THE MESSAGE.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2022 03:15 PM (JMAcK)

9 Why are they busy destroying every fun childhood memory?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2022 03:15 PM (oHd/0)

10 Sexy.

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2022 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

11 Honestly, Scooby Doo was kind of stupid and gay to begin with. Pretty much a stoner show.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 14, 2022 03:15 PM (J7wri)

12 NPR is also very, very excited. I'm sure you're all surprised to hear that NPR is very excited about More Gay Shit.

Packing. You forgot the word Packing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 14, 2022 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

13 Since Superman is part of this:

Henry Cavill has a cameo at the end of Black Adam as Superman. There is apparently a contract that mandates WB develop a new Superman standalone movie starring Cavill.

JJ Abrams had been developing a Black Superman movie with one of those black "intellectuals" who got a career writing comic books (I think it was Captain America) two years ago. There was never even a casting announcement. It's presumably dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 14, 2022 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

14 Keep your hands off of Thundarr the Barbarian.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 14, 2022 03:16 PM (OgrpQ)

15 "White people have no culture, and we're going to steal every bit of it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 14, 2022 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

16 yeah, i can see this being a roaring success raking in tens of dollars and critical acclaim for it's bravery and willingness to push boundaries and inclusivity.

not so much for, you know, actually being watchable or enjoyable...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 14, 2022 03:16 PM (Mkvkw)

17 I dig chicks with glasses. Mostly the librarian type.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 14, 2022 03:14 PM (VaSD4)

Smart chicks with big sweater puppies, 1.

I don't care if you down with the Mounds.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 14, 2022 03:16 PM (yHsuS)

18 Clips from the brand new movie "Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo!," which show the Mystery Inc. member googly-eyed and speechless when encountering costume designer Coco Diablo

Her love interest is named Coconut Devil?

Um....

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2022 03:17 PM (ESjRY)

19 Scooby Dooby Don’t

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 14, 2022 03:17 PM (u73oe)

20 Durham can now get back to trimming his foo and nose hair. Prosecution rests. Judge throws one count. Defense done without presentation.

Just.Us.

Posted by: micky at October 14, 2022 03:17 PM (3byMq)

21 I figured Velma always wore the turtleneck to hide the hickies.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 14, 2022 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)
........

Maybe she has a Fetterman lump.

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2022 03:17 PM (v0R5T)

22 The news about the cancellation isn't at all surprising as it means no one was purchasing the comic book just like I said.

What do you mean *no one*?? I refuse to believe that the 55% of gay American citizens, 165 million strong, were not interested in purchasing this great work of art and Social Justice Warriorship.

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2022 03:17 PM (dCxaZ)

23 right out of the Baghvadgita.

NWA's lesser known sophomore album.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 14, 2022 03:17 PM (zL564)

24 So, Fred still wears an ascot?

Everything else is "modernized," but the white dude still wears an ascot?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2022 03:18 PM (lf83v)

25 "The fact that she is a girl is just... well, a fact."

--
Weird cause none of the ExpertsTM know how to define a woman.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at October 14, 2022 03:18 PM (c1efv)

26 Linda Cardellini was miscast as Velma.

They should have found a Janeane Garafolo look-a-like.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 14, 2022 03:18 PM (BgMrQ)

27 Wonder Woman's revealed as a lesbian -- FINALLY!

Well...she was kind of bisexual to start with. IIRC really comics had the Amazonians tying each other up and doing similiar things to each other...

The guy that invented her was in a three way relationship with two other women so I'm guessing he was a little...different...from Kirby or Stan Lee...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2022 03:18 PM (ESjRY)

28 >>>See -- "FINALLY!" They literally always say "Finally!"

If you see some "finally" BS about me, and it's not me banging bitches by the dozens, then you know it was that homo HeMan talking shit.

Posted by: Skeletor at October 14, 2022 03:18 PM (yHsuS)

29 I believe there is only ONE truly valid comment to make about this subject...

Ruh Roh Raggy!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2022 03:19 PM (oHd/0)

30 Can't wait for the all white recasting of roots.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 14, 2022 03:19 PM (S/NWs)

31 Scooby Doo 1972: What a bunch of loveable characters

Scooby Doo 2022: And Velma is a lesbian

Scooby Doo 2025: And Shaggy and Scooby are in a committed trans-species relationship

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2022 03:19 PM (ESjRY)

32 I get this really uneasy feeling that we're being gaslighted about those sales numbers about gay Superman, my dudes. And 'ettes.

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2022 03:20 PM (dCxaZ)

33 24 So, Fred still wears an ascot?

Everything else is "modernized," but the white dude still wears an ascot?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2022 03:18 PM (lf83v)

Note... Shaggy was the comic relief... so expected to be kinda clueless.

Fred... was just clueless.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2022 03:20 PM (oHd/0)

34 I'd care if I gave a crap about this lousy show to begin with. Scooby Doo is one of the worst examples of how crappy Hannah-Barbera cartoons were in the 70s. its so awful its not even worth a cringing nostalgia.

Meanwhile in your kid's school:

https://tinyurl.com/bdfwpurm

At least 269 K-12 educators arrested on child sex crimes in first 9 months of this year; 74% of the arrests involved alleged crimes against students

Yes, that's right, far more than one a day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 03:20 PM (Ivdso)

35 Bah, another dumb reboot. I'll just stick with the Mike Tyson Mysteries.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 14, 2022 03:20 PM (NsE9F)

36 most transwomen look like Mr. Spacely

Posted by: x at October 14, 2022 03:20 PM (ZC2go)

37 Gay superman is a real pain in the ass

Posted by: Gay superman's boyfriend at October 14, 2022 03:20 PM (ESjRY)

38 StOp CaLlInG TeAcHeRs GrOoMErS!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 03:21 PM (Ivdso)

39 If I was of an age to read comics today, I would be reading webcomics like Wapsi square and Gunnerkrigg.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 14, 2022 03:21 PM (44ww/)

40 The left ruins everything. Every. Thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 14, 2022 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

41 Finally! Velma From Scooby Doo is Finally Gay

Who?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 14, 2022 03:21 PM (Xrfse)

42 The Scooby movies with Cardellini and SMG might have been terribly written...but they were ok to watch...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2022 03:21 PM (ESjRY)

43 Well, I just got the quote to stuff an LT-1 Gen V 6.2L V8 with 10L80 4WD tranny into my Wrangler: $35k, all labor and parts included.

Certainly less than buying a 392, which are going anywhere from 15 - 30k above MSRP right now.

I think this is the way to go.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2022 03:21 PM (up/3i)

44 10 years from now she'll come out as a zoophile and consummate her love with Scooby. Finally!

What are you a speciest? How dare you question their love. Bigot.

Posted by: brak at October 14, 2022 03:22 PM (j5Tg0)

45 Luke! Who's your daddy??!!

Posted by: Darthie Vader at October 14, 2022 03:22 PM (s1i1+)

46 Regarding the article in the previous thread about the "Dr" who does transgender surgery and who glorified the suicide of a "transgender" kid, the doctor's name Morrissa Ladinsky and the picture makes me think she may be a "transgender" "herself" and that's why she's so het up about this aside from the surgery being a big moneymaker. Because Morrissa just sounds like a name a transgender would have. Maybe he was "Morris" to begin with.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2022 03:22 PM (vH/6k)

47 Was hoping for a more cheerful thread

On other hand knew from childhood Thelma was butch

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2022 03:22 PM (xhxe8)

48 14 Keep your hands off of Thundarr the Barbarian.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 14, 2022 03:16 PM (OgrpQ)

Just wait until you see 'She Man'....

Xe's got the POWAH!

Posted by: Skeletor at October 14, 2022 03:22 PM (oHd/0)

49 What do you mean *no one*?? I refuse to believe that the 55% of gay American citizens, 165 million strong, were not interested in purchasing this great work of art and Social Justice Warriorship.

Shocking, I know. Apparently each issue was him "coming out" to a different group or person, then most of the issue spent on his homo boyfriend. Riveting stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 03:22 PM (Ivdso)

50 @31 18-1-Oh man, beat me to it! They'll have an episode of Shaggy rubbing peanut butter on his genitals or Scooby eating Scooby snacks out of his ass. Gross!

Posted by: JROD at October 14, 2022 03:23 PM (0jZnq)

51 Velma as a lesbian has been well covered in the pron industry.

I hear...

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 14, 2022 03:23 PM (NsE9F)

52 Meanwhile, in another Scooby Doo project, this one aimed at adults

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This is fucking sad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2022 03:23 PM (oINRc)

53 Well, I just got the quote to stuff an LT-1 Gen V 6.2L V8 with 10L80 4WD tranny into my Wrangler: $35k, all labor and parts included.

Certainly less than buying a 392, which are going anywhere from 15 - 30k above MSRP right now.

I think this is the way to go.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2022 03:21 PM (up/3i)

*cough* Cummins 5.7 24 valve *cough*

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 14, 2022 03:23 PM (OgrpQ)

54 Keep your hands off of Thundarr the Barbarian.

Out: The Sunsword

In: The Fleshlite of Doom

Posted by: Obligatory at October 14, 2022 03:23 PM (ESjRY)

55 Another show I have no interest in that I won't be watching.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 14, 2022 03:23 PM (VdGjU)

56 Well, I just got the quote to stuff an LT-1 Gen V 6.2L V8 with 10L80 4WD tranny into my Wrangler: $35k, all labor and parts included.

Certainly less than buying a 392, which are going anywhere from 15 - 30k above MSRP right now.

I think this is the way to go.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2022 03:21 PM (up/3i)

Luddite.

Posted by: EV Humper at October 14, 2022 03:23 PM (yHsuS)

57 Mindy Kaling was never and will never be a thing, no matter how much Hollywood keeps trying to force her on America.

She was never funny, she will never be funny but they will persist on insisting she's funny.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2022 03:23 PM (up/3i)

58 Personally, I find the sexuality of any person the least interesting thing about him/her. I do not care who you sleep with. It is irrelevant to 99.9% of what kind of person you are.

Americans are hung up on sexual orientation and it is not the fault of the conservatives. Progressives have been focusing on this for decades now. Kids shows have no business putting this out there. None. Thank goodness my children are all in their 20s now.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 14, 2022 03:23 PM (haWye)

59 @31

someone beat me to the inevitable next step

Posted by: brak at October 14, 2022 03:23 PM (j5Tg0)

60 Is... does anyone else find the trend of girls calling their lover "daddy" really disturbing?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 03:24 PM (Ivdso)

61 If I was of an age to read comics today, I would be reading webcomics like Wapsi square and Gunnerkrigg.

At first I was thinking this Scooby-Doo and DC/Marvel race and gender swapping shit was capturing the kiddos, but are the Old School funnies even a thing with them?

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2022 03:24 PM (dCxaZ)

62 Was scanning for something to watch. Came across "Tom Swift." Dim memory recalls it being an old sci-fi series of books.

I cannot write how bad it was. I made it 20 minutes into the 1st episode.
It's more gay than a 2-for-1 admission night at a San Fran bathhouse.
It was so bad, it was canceled 5 episodes in to the 8-episode 1st season.
Monkeys on typewriters hammering out a scrip with the Quiznos treerats screaming the incomprehensible string of letters would make a more compelling show.

Did I mention Tom was gay? Because the show did every 5 seconds.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 14, 2022 03:24 PM (Zf0+a)

63 Everything is now "The Adventures of Dickman and Throbbin"

We're doomed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 14, 2022 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

64 Never saw the old Scooby Doo movies, but I've always thought Linda Cardellini was a cutie pie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, not the Unbeliever at October 14, 2022 03:25 PM (xPJvm)

65 "Scooby Doo fan" is possibly the saddest phrase in the English language.

Posted by: a.moron at October 14, 2022 03:25 PM (85X2x)

66 S&P 500 looking to end today where it ended Wed (and here, I thought it would take til next Tues/Wed)...

Posted by: Nova local at October 14, 2022 03:25 PM (exHjb)

67 Meanwhile, in another Scooby Doo project, this one aimed at adults

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This is fucking sad.

do an image search for "soy smile"

those are the "adults" this is aimed at

Posted by: brak at October 14, 2022 03:25 PM (j5Tg0)

68 More like Skooby-Don't, amiright?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2022 03:25 PM (UuD2k)

69 Out: The Sunsword

In: The Fleshlite of Doom

Posted by: Obligatory at October 14, 2022 03:23 PM (ESjRY)

Ooklah the Cock

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 14, 2022 03:25 PM (OgrpQ)

70 Is... does anyone else find the trend of girls calling their lover "daddy" really disturbing?

Very common in the latin community. I dated a Venezuelan woman and "papacito" was a very common term of endearment...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2022 03:25 PM (ESjRY)

71 Mindy Kaling was never and will never be a thing, no matter how much Hollywood keeps trying to force her on America.

She's the new template for what they insist men find hot: a brunette slightly hispanic looking girl with a blocky, short, slightly chubby body and a solid 6 face. See also "Mary Jane Watson" in the new Spider-Man movies, Ms Marvel, etc, etc, etc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 03:26 PM (Ivdso)

72 @53

>>Cummins 5.7 24 valve *cough*

I actually contemplated stuffing a Cummins R2.8 into my Jeep, giving it a tune and converting the Jeep to strictly off-road.

Swapping in a Cummins will preclude most of the electronics from working properly and I don't want the headache of multiple operating systems.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2022 03:26 PM (up/3i)

73 Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2022 03:21 PM (up/3i)

500 HP in a Jeep? Will the tranny be able to deal with the torque?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2022 03:26 PM (oHd/0)

74 Looks like Velma has a muffin-top!

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2022 03:26 PM (dCxaZ)

75 So, Velma drives a mini Cooper?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 14, 2022 03:26 PM (T0jQj)

76 For kicks, someone should do a remake of one of their shows / comics that does not stray from the original intent and see what happens.

Posted by: Piper at October 14, 2022 03:26 PM (0GTCG)

77 why does Velma need a "sexuality" ?

why does just being a dorky girl with glasses put you into an asexual or aberrant sexuality?

this really and truly pisses me off. SO. FREAKING. DUMB.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 14, 2022 03:27 PM (w0NJk)

78 Meanwhile, in another Scooby Doo project, this one aimed at adults

Its like turning clean, wholesome, good time Archie comics into a sleazy, dark, sexually driven "adult" show.

Next on Riverdale, Betty and Veronica get into a thruple with the principal!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 03:27 PM (Ivdso)

79 See also "Mary Jane Watson" in the new Spider-Man movies, Ms Marvel, etc, etc, etc

Yeah...I don't get the Zendaya thing...she must have, uh, made all the right connects at Nickelodeon.

Meanwhile her former co-star Bella Thorne made a millions bucks on OnlyFans for eating pudding in her underwear (this is not a euphemism)

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2022 03:27 PM (ESjRY)

80 Can't wait for Wilma and Betty's day at the spa.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 14, 2022 03:27 PM (VaSD4)

81 Get on the elliptical trainer, Velma! Otherwise that belly will get in the way when you're umm, doing things with each other

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2022 03:27 PM (dCxaZ)

82 Swapping in a Cummins will preclude most of the electronics from working properly and I don't want the headache of multiple operating systems.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2022 03:26 PM (up/3i)

I always wondered if anyone had done a Ford 3.5 ecoboost conversion on a Wrangler. Some what the same foot print. But LS is the way to go.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 14, 2022 03:28 PM (OgrpQ)

83 Thank goodness my children are all in their 20s now.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 14, 2022 03:23 PM (haWye)

Yeah, I lose track of how many times I have to say, "No, we're not watching that."

Sick f*ckers have to ruin everything.

commonsensemedia.org has some decent movie reviews, that I have used to filter out some stuff.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 14, 2022 03:28 PM (yHsuS)

84 Who the fvck except the sick demented left cares about this? I interacted with at least three dozen people today and not a single one of them brought up the fact that velma was now a gay poc.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 14, 2022 03:28 PM (bVYXr)

85 Tangentially, this reminds me of my favorite Lisa Simpson line from one of the Tree-House of Horrors episodes:

"If Scooby-Doo has taught me anything, it's that there's nothing to be afraid of except crooked real estate developers."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 14, 2022 03:28 PM (906pl)

86 I mean, doesn't "lady" doctor who's upset that hormone blockers can't be given to kids in AL and is accused of glorifying a "transgender" kids suicide look like a man to you?
Scroll down to person in orange. I bet you Morrisa was Morris before:

https://tinyurl.com/khz5rnwe

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2022 03:29 PM (vH/6k)

87 Glenn Howerton is kind of an asshat I've noticed.

not really a fit for Fred at all!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 14, 2022 03:29 PM (w0NJk)

88 Scooby Doo is one of the worst examples of how crappy Hannah-Barbera cartoons were in the 70s. its so awful its not even worth a cringing nostalgia.

It's amazing how much utter crap we watched.

I blame leaded gasoline.

Posted by: spindrift at October 14, 2022 03:29 PM (h5TKJ)

89 I'm not at all upset that Velma came out, but it's very disturbing that she's a fatass.

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2022 03:29 PM (dCxaZ)

90 @73

>>500 HP in a Jeep? Will the tranny be able to deal with the torque?

The swap also includes a GM 10L80 4WD transmission that are used in SuperDuty pickups.

The only piece that may need upgrading are the axels, I might have to go to 1 ton axles and beef up the knuckles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2022 03:29 PM (up/3i)

91 On other hand Wilma and Betty go to bars to pick up one timers

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2022 03:29 PM (xhxe8)

92 Coco Diablo

Chocolate Devil. Subtlety is not exactly their strong suite.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 14, 2022 03:29 PM (Bd6X8)

93 My parents were super strict on what we could watch on TV, they always had us ask them specifically, then they would study it and decide yes or no. And we couldn't "watch TV" we would watch a specific show on TV then shut it off. Most of the time we watched a show it was as a family.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 03:29 PM (Ivdso)

94 It's amazing how much utter crap we watched.

I blame leaded gasoline.

Posted by: spindrift at October 14, 2022 03:29 PM (h5TKJ)

Come on, Valley of Dinosaurs was cool.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 14, 2022 03:30 PM (OgrpQ)

95 As if everyone's final form, the butterfly into which we will all transform from our larval stages, is a black lesbian 2-spirit indigenous Woman of Disability.

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"It scrubs the whiteness off its skin, or it gets the hose again."

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 14, 2022 03:30 PM (q0eER)

96 Coco Diablo looked angry, sullen and mentally ill.

no way my Velma would go for that. she's far too smart.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 14, 2022 03:30 PM (w0NJk)

97 I blame leaded gasoline.

and fluoridated water.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 14, 2022 03:30 PM (VaSD4)

98 Everyone realize they had to make Velma into an subcontinent Indian woman, because she was voiced by Mindy Kaling (and indian). So real person's identity has to voice only those types of characters. "Why No, Scarlett Johnassen can't play a male->female transexual, because she's not actually one." (Wasn't that the movie she bought rights to, but couldn't act in?)

Mindy K. could ABSOLUTELY NOT(!!) play a white woman, she can only play an Indian woman.

They could not get Bill Murray to play Scooby-Doo, even though he's played Garfield the Cat (so he's animal adjacent in the acting world). How can a human male play a k-9 male voice? They would literally have to get a talking dog to follow their logic.

Posted by: Scott_T at October 14, 2022 03:30 PM (2waQ7)

99 In fairness, the most interesting thing about Mindy kalish is that she's a non-white

Posted by: Y5 at October 14, 2022 03:30 PM (FKHhS)

100 What does it really say about colored people, when they have to steal other races' characters, because they aren't smart enough, creative enough, or interesting enough, to create their own?

It reinforces negative stereotypes instead of creating positive ones.

Posted by: Derek Chauvin's Prison Romance at October 14, 2022 03:31 PM (lFp4o)

101 @82

>>I always wondered if anyone had done a Ford 3.5 ecoboost conversion on a Wrangler. Some what the same foot print. But LS is the way to go.

I'm sure someone has tried, but the only two swaps that most people are doing are either LS or HEMI swaps.

The nice thing about the LS swap is that there are many LS variants that have been swapped and are properly understood and tuned.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2022 03:31 PM (up/3i)

102 So, Velma isn't just a lesbian. She falls in love with a freakzazoid dumpster fire who doesn't look like a woman.

Typical.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2022 03:31 PM (lf83v)

103 So the dog, neutered?

Posted by: Eromero at October 14, 2022 03:31 PM (gktX6)

104 It looks like Big Tw@tt suspended Alex Berenson again. There's been no activity on his account since October 8, and they tagged his pinned tw@tt as "Misleading".

Maybe he's not suspended, but just in Tw@tter jail where they want you to delete your #Wrongthink

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2022 03:31 PM (dCxaZ)

105 I don't care all that much about Wonder Woman but the thought about Gal Gadot playing for the other team saddens me.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 14, 2022 03:31 PM (VdGjU)

106 They best not try this shit with Might Mouse!

Posted by: Javems at October 14, 2022 03:32 PM (AmoqO)

107 when they have to steal other races' characters, because they aren't smart enough, creative enough, or interesting enough, to create their own?

I don't blame the actors for that, I blame directors and casting management. The actors are just getting a job, I don't hold that against them. Maybe they're no good at that job, but again, that's the fault of the people who hired them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 03:32 PM (Ivdso)

108 James Gunn. Huh. His opinion MATTERS. Here are a couple of them that were unearthed back in 2018 (via Fox News) :

Gunn's past tweets were dug up on Thursday by critics who oppose his political beliefs. The filmmaker is an outspoken liberal who often criticizes President Trump.

One of the now-deleted tweets said, "I like when little boys touch me in my silly place."

Another message read: "The best thing about being raped is when you're done being raped and it's like 'whew this feels great, not being raped!'"

For the record, the tweets were found by The Daily Caller, OAN correspondent Jack Posobiec and right-wing commentator Mike Cernovich are among those who unearthed the offensive rhetoric.

Disney canned Gunn after the expose.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2022 03:32 PM (JOtiF)

109 So what do lesbians take on the second date?

A U-Haul

Posted by: torabora at October 14, 2022 03:32 PM (Y274z)

110 So...instead of say a dedicated Cyborg move they'll turn Superman black.

My nephews watch the Teen Titans cartoon and Cyborg is the best part.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2022 03:32 PM (ESjRY)

111 The nice thing about the LS swap is that there are many LS variants that have been swapped and are properly understood and tuned.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2022 03:31 PM (up/3i)

Yep, now you need to go to Dana 80's front and rear

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 14, 2022 03:32 PM (OgrpQ)

112 A lot of the web comics are labors of love over twenty years. And if a young person started it then you can see the art evolve over time. The characters tend to evolve but keep continuity, unlike any other medium I can think of off the top of my head.

Dresden Codak started very scribbly and soon turns into Doug Chang art deco. Unfortunately the artist is certifiable and only updates about once a month.

Most of these that I mention are a 900 / 1000 on the Joseph Campbell scale.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 14, 2022 03:33 PM (44ww/)

113 Does this joke still work?

Superman, flying around one day spies Wonder Woman sunbathing in the nude. After a moments contemplation, he decides to use his super speed to fly down and have sex with her before she knows what's happening.
He does so successfully and as he's flying away he hears her gasp, "What was that?!" "I don't know, "he hears the Invisible Man reply, "but my ass suddenly hurts."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 14, 2022 03:33 PM (Zf0+a)

114 Anyone still using twatter gets what they deserve. It's a leftist shithole and will treat anyone not toting the leftist line accordingly.

Go somewhere else.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 14, 2022 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

115 The nice thing about the LS swap is that there are many LS variants that have been swapped and are properly understood and tuned.

I think the LS engine was designed at least in part to be easy to swap into a car, which is smart business sense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 03:33 PM (Ivdso)

116 The Murder Mystery Machine should now be swapped out for a purple Lesburu with a bike rack.

Progessives ruin everything.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 14, 2022 03:33 PM (haWye)

117 >> It looks like Big Tw@tt suspended Alex Berenson again.

Berenson thinks it was because of what he was about to reveal, which he did on Tucker last night, and then his Substack. It was Scott Gottlieb who pressured Twatter into banning him last year.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 14, 2022 03:33 PM (Mzdiz)

118 I assume Stellantis is going to put the new Hurricane I6 in the Wrangler at some point. If not, that'd be an interesting swap.

Posted by: spindrift at October 14, 2022 03:34 PM (h5TKJ)

119 I remember when they started adding some sly humor to movie cartoons for the parents suffering through movies for their kids.

Now kids have to suffer through woke crap to amuse their arrested development parents.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 14, 2022 03:34 PM (nnp+f)

120 @60 Christopher R Taylor-STOP WATCHING PORN BRO!!! Close the other window to PornHub while commenting here at AoS.

Posted by: JROD at October 14, 2022 03:34 PM (0jZnq)

121 Meanwhile, in the real world:

In another round of escalating rhetoric, the European Union’s top diplomat said that the Russian military would be “annihilated” if Vladimir Putin launches a nuclear strike in Ukraine.

https://tinyurl.com/5bd5srup

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 03:34 PM (tizKA)

122 97 I blame leaded gasoline.

and fluoridated water.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 14, 2022 03:30 PM (VaSD4)

Pffttt...

TANG

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 14, 2022 03:34 PM (BgMrQ)

123 So Daphne is Asian, kept her red hair and outfit and only changed the shape of her eyes to make her Asian. There's a word for that, lemme think.....begins with an R...., ah slipped my mind. Anyway.

Also Mindy Kaling can't get bigger parts as backlash that her brother passed as black in college and exposed that there are benefits to having the preferred race at University?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 14, 2022 03:34 PM (fs1hN)

124 Disney canned Gunn after the expose.

If by "canned" you mean "gave him time off to do a new Suicide Squad film for DC, then come back and do the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie: "This time Starlord is queer"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 03:35 PM (Ivdso)

125 Up next, Tom and Jerry we’re always in a super gay relationship. Sylvester and Tweety are a given.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 14, 2022 03:35 PM (u73oe)

126 Velma was the hot one.
Busty Brunette.

Considering my love of redheads, this is a rare exception to my general rule.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 14, 2022 03:35 PM (CwQXo)

127 Anyone still using twatter gets what they deserve. It's a leftist shithole and will treat anyone not toting the leftist line accordingly.
___

"But, but, all the kewl peeps are there!"

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 03:35 PM (tizKA)

128 They honestly should have gone with the throuple gambit. Through a shaggy dick in there for affect.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 14, 2022 03:35 PM (VaSD4)

129 Linda Cardellini is ultra-lovely.

Posted by: SuperMayorSuperRonNirenberg-Buff, Yes, But Still A Carpetbagging Political Grifting Hack at October 14, 2022 03:35 PM (mYSqR)

130 Close the other window to PornHub while commenting here at AoS.

Get a new hobby.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 03:36 PM (Ivdso)

131 So Daphne is Asian

_________________

Old Man Jones from the Sawmill is asshoe!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2022 03:36 PM (lf83v)

132 They best not try this shit with Might Mouse!
Posted by: Javems at October 14, 2022 03:32

Rocky and Bullwinkle are gay lovers?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 14, 2022 03:36 PM (VdGjU)

133 129 Linda Cardellini is ultra-lovely.

she really is! what a cute movie that was

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 14, 2022 03:36 PM (w0NJk)

134 I don't want to show off my psychic powers, but something tells me that Fred hasn't been kept white so that his character can be treated with respect and dignity.
___________________________

He looks like Dud Wash stepping off the bus in Andy Griffith. They even made him slightly cross-eyed.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 14, 2022 03:36 PM (SIZS3)

135 Many of the somewhat successful Netflix-type shows wait before hitting you with "the message". They air a first season free of the narrative in order to build a viewership. Then, in subsequent seasons they exponentially start ramping things up--they start to delve into gay side stories and start to tie White Supremacists into the plot.

My prediction for season 2 of Amazon's "Reacher" is that he will have a gay character helping him out that gets harrassed/assaulted for being gay at some point and the villians of the story are "white supremacists".

Posted by: cramappy at October 14, 2022 03:37 PM (mxEar)

136 @111

>>Yep, now you need to go to Dana 80's front and rear

Yes, I've budgeted around 20k for incidentals.

I mean when you get right down to it, upgrading my existing Jeep will probably cost 55-60k, buying a 392 right now will probably cost around 100k or more depending on the greed factor of the particular dealership.

Seems like a no brainer.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2022 03:37 PM (up/3i)

137 What's the big deal making Velma a thespian?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 14, 2022 03:37 PM (VdGjU)

138 A gay couple and a lesbian couple are in a race and bet each other on who would cross the finish line first.

So who won?

While the gay couple was packing their shit the lesbian couple got there lickety split.

Posted by: torabora at October 14, 2022 03:37 PM (Y274z)

139 Nobody cares about Scooby Doo anymore. The original cartoon was cute and funny. The reboot cartoons were meh. The movie was cute and funny. Who fucking cares about this cartoon now? No. One.

Same with Batman and Super Man and all of the Marvel crap.
No. One. Fucking. Cares.

And that is the point of all the sex swap, gender swap, race swap horse shit. Someone somewhere desperately wants people to care. So do something "controversial" and suddenly people Cate again. " Ohhh, its so brave and edgy." "Oh that's is so wrong!".

PAY ATTENTION TO ME AND MY NEUROSIS!!!!

Who fucking cares.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2022 03:37 PM (Wy1BU)

140 I'm trying to imagine a fagged up Roy Rogers serial. Can't do it.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 14, 2022 03:37 PM (J7wri)

141 Also Mindy Kaling can't get bigger parts as backlash that her brother passed as black in college and exposed that there are benefits to having the preferred race at University?

did that really happen?!?!

lol ha ha good for that guy!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 14, 2022 03:37 PM (w0NJk)

142 It'd be amusing to have Big Juicy Booty Sandy Cortez get the cartoon treatment. Make her gay too.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2022 03:38 PM (BFigT)

143 Finally, Joe Biden and John Fetterman revealed to be space aliens … FINALLY

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2022 03:38 PM (DpEgR)

144 her brother passed as black in college and exposed that there are benefits to having the preferred race at University?

So Soul Man was a documentary?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2022 03:38 PM (ESjRY)

145 "SMITE ME ALMIGHTY SMITER!!!!!"

Posted by: (Not) Evil Mad Bomber What Bombs At Midnight at October 14, 2022 03:38 PM (rRjeN)

146 Damn, that 2004 Velma was smoking hot.

I can't help but notice the hot Velma is straight and the HBO Max gay Velma is frumpy, short, and has small boobs. For the HBO show they should have gone all the way and gave her a high and tight and make her gray, fatter, and 55ish.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2022 03:38 PM (eyxn4)

147 I'm trying to imagine a fagged up Roy Rogers serial. Can't do it.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 14, 2022 03:37 PM (J7wri)

Assless chaps.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 14, 2022 03:38 PM (44ww/)

148 FINALLY!" They literally always say "Finally!"

Wonder Woman's revealed as a lesbian -- FINALLY!

Except it is never final. It is always "A great start, but so much more needs to be done!"

Finally, Fred is a gay Asian! It is a great start, but so much more needs to be done!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 14, 2022 03:38 PM (ssk9p)

149 My prediction for season 2 of Amazon's "Reacher" is that he will have a gay character helping him out that gets harrassed/assaulted for being gay at some point and the villians of the story are "white supremacists".

Sadly I fully expect that as well. I haven't read all the Reacher books but I am certain they can find one they can twist to fit the bill. Hopefully next time the love interest of the book looks like she's more than half his age at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 03:39 PM (Ivdso)

150 Instagram fact-checked @KevinPosobiec, who was livestreaming himself praying a rosary for all those suffering from mRna jab side effects:

https://tinyurl.com/2jz3nzum

lolol

they're really hanging on to this clot shot agenda for dear life, almost as much as they love the baby murders

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2022 03:39 PM (dCxaZ)

151 If by "canned" you mean "gave him time off to do a new Suicide Squad film for DC, then come back and do the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie: "This time Starlord is queer"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 03:35 PM (Ivdso)

Let's face it, it is likely that Gunn is exactly what he was accused of being. I also bet the third Guardians movie underperforms. It won't bomb, but Gunn is going to let his freak flag fly.

Posted by: WiNO at October 14, 2022 03:39 PM (EpDzw)

152 Nell Fenwick really didn't mind being tied up and left on the tracks. wink wink

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 14, 2022 03:39 PM (VaSD4)

153 123-

Kaling has also bleached her skin to lighten it- a huge sin among the woke tattletales. One of those suck the fun out of life sites like Jezebel gave her shit for it years ago.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 14, 2022 03:39 PM (ei7q6)

154 I can't help but notice the hot Velma is straight and the HBO Max gay Velma is frumpy, short, and has small boobs. For the HBO show they should have gone all the way and gave her a high and tight and make her gray, fatter, and 55ish.
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With lots of cats.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 14, 2022 03:39 PM (J7wri)

155 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 03:32 PM (Ivdso)

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Agree... I'm referring to offenders from the same tribe.

Posted by: Derek Chauvin's Prison Romance at October 14, 2022 03:39 PM (hFCu0)

156 Could they fag up Kung Fu?

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 14, 2022 03:40 PM (J7wri)

157 @118

>>I assume Stellantis is going to put the new Hurricane I6 in the Wrangler at some point. If not, that'd be an interesting swap.

The standard output V6 Hurricane is already available for the Grand Wagoneer.

There's just something about the sound and feel of a V8 that will never be replicated by a supercharged V6.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2022 03:40 PM (up/3i)

158 Ace, I think you should tread lightly...it is entirely possible that all of your cobloggers are secretly gay and that they are in the closet because of your hateful rhetoric.

Or...you know...not.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...LGBTQ+BBQ-HTML at October 14, 2022 03:40 PM (XIJ/X)

159 Also Mindy Kaling can't get bigger parts as backlash that her brother passed as black in college and exposed that there are benefits to having the preferred race at University?
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Yeah, he did some sort of project where he applied to medical schools and checked off the box as Asian on some applications and Black on others with predictable results.

Posted by: boosty at October 14, 2022 03:40 PM (mxEar)

160 Old Man Jones from the Saw Mill: And I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't have been for . . . you. . . meddling. . .

Is that girl kissing another . . . ???

The Sheriff and The Gang: Yup.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2022 03:40 PM (lf83v)

161 Ecodiesel fits in the Wrangler, is available in current models.

It's a pretty good engine. Especially with the Green Diesel Engineering tune.

But, that can't beat a full emissions delete

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 14, 2022 03:40 PM (Zf0+a)

162 The alphabet people can't keep away from the kids, why is that?

Posted by: WiNO at October 14, 2022 03:40 PM (EpDzw)

163 137 What's the big deal making Velma a thespian?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 14, 2022 03:37 PM (VdGjU)

You should have used a Roseanne Roseannadanna sock there

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 14, 2022 03:40 PM (BgMrQ)

164 Rocky and Bullwinkle are gay lovers?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 14, 2022 03:36 PM (VdGjU)

Rocket J. Squirrel was always effeminate...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2022 03:40 PM (oHd/0)

165 In a stunning and brave development, it’s revealed that Boris and Natasha used to be Bernadette and Nathan.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 14, 2022 03:40 PM (u73oe)

166 I'm trying to imagine a fagged up Roy Rogers serial. Can't do it.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 14, 2022 03:37 PM (J7wri)

Assless chaps.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 14, 2022

***
I'm pretty sure all chaps are assless.

Just *pretty* sure, mind you, having spent less than zero time inspecting such things or such places where they might be worn.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2022 03:40 PM (J2vNu)

167
Kaling has also bleached her skin to lighten it- a huge sin among the woke tattletales. One of those suck the fun out of life sites like Jezebel gave her shit for it years ago.

Heh, I've seen commercials from Indian advertising a product that does this.

Oh the horrors! People in foreign countries live differently they we do. Wait...aren't I supposed to be the neanderthal conservative trying to force everyone else to live like I do...not our woke liberal elite?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2022 03:40 PM (ESjRY)

168 #135
Plot twist: the KKK white supremacists are Republicans instead of Democrats! And one of them is a closeted black lesbian trapped in a white man's body.

Posted by: torabora at October 14, 2022 03:41 PM (Y274z)

169 Berenson thinks it was because of what he was about to reveal, which he did on Tucker last night, and then his Substack. It was Scott Gottlieb who pressured Twatter into banning him last year.

I'll have to watch Tucker then because my Substack subscription expired and I'm not re-upping

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2022 03:41 PM (dCxaZ)

170 I also bet the third Guardians movie underperforms.

The last one wasn't really that good. I expect the third to be more like Thor: Love and Thunder where he gets the tone all wrong.

And yes, I believe that Gunn is exactly what he appears to be,

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 03:41 PM (Ivdso)

171 For the HBO show they should have gone all the way and gave her a high and tight and make her gray, fatter, and 55ish.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 14, 2022 03:39 PM (J7wri)

Wide leather belt, keys on a chain, flannel shirt, unflattering jeans...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...LGBTQ+BBQ-HTML at October 14, 2022 03:41 PM (XIJ/X)

172 I heard She Hulk season finale was insanely bad. I caught a glimpse on YouTube and even I was shocked. And Hulk,'s son! OMG! You gotta check out his son. The worst CGI in decades.

Posted by: Max Power at October 14, 2022 03:41 PM (k7+BO)

173 Velma, you are my last hope.

Posted by: Britney Griner at October 14, 2022 03:41 PM (Xrfse)

174
That's too bad. Velma gave great head.

Posted by: Shaggy at October 14, 2022 03:41 PM (+oR7L)

175 As Violent Crime Soars, Minnesota Democrat AG Keith Ellison Says Crime “Getting Better Every Day”…

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I'll say it is! You can't hardly get arrested anymore and, if you are, you can get out in like 15 minutes to commit another felony. And much of it thanks to you, Keith!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 14, 2022 03:42 PM (FVME7)

176 The Supernatural Scooby-Doo episode was well done.

Posted by: WiNO at October 14, 2022 03:42 PM (EpDzw)

177 How about a groomer Romper Room or Bozo the Clown? You don't want to know what being a Do Bee would mean.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 14, 2022 03:42 PM (J7wri)

178 I can't help but notice the hot Velma is straight and the HBO Max gay Velma is frumpy, short, and has small boobs. For the HBO show they should have gone all the way and gave her a high and tight and make her gray, fatter, and 55ish.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2022 03:38 PM (eyxn4)

The one side shaved and the other long and flowing? Yeah, wtf ladies?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 14, 2022 03:42 PM (CwQXo)

179 I'll have to watch Tucker then because my Substack subscription expired and I'm not re-upping

you can read his substack free without a subscription - I do. you can't comment unless you pay that's all.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 14, 2022 03:42 PM (w0NJk)

180 162 The alphabet people can't keep away from the kids, why is that?

Posted by: WiNO at October 14, 2022 03:40 PM (EpDzw)

'cause it's the only way they can reproduce??

/spitballin'

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2022 03:42 PM (dCxaZ)

181 The only piece that may need upgrading are the axels, I might have to go to 1 ton axles and beef up the knuckles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2022 03:29 PM (up/3i)

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You know who else needed to beef up his knuckles?

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 14, 2022 03:42 PM (8Anq/)

182 30 Can't wait for the all white recasting of roots.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 14, 2022 03:19 PM (S/NWs)

The main character will go to Xanadoo to find his true white heritage.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at October 14, 2022 03:42 PM (BdMk6)

183 175 As Violent Crime Soars, Minnesota Democrat AG Keith Ellison Says Crime “Getting Better Every Day”…
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It can't get no worse

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 14, 2022 03:42 PM (J7wri)

184 Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 14, 2022 03:42 PM (w0NJk)

oh good!

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2022 03:42 PM (dCxaZ)

185 Rocky and Bullwinkle are gay lovers?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 14, 2022 03:36 PM (VdGjU)

Rocket J. Squirrel was always effeminate...

Rocky was voiced by a woman, so maybe the J stood for "Jennifer"?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 14, 2022 03:42 PM (Bd6X8)

186 The swap also includes a GM 10L80 4WD transmission that are used in SuperDuty pickups.

The only piece that may need upgrading are the axels, I might have to go to 1 ton axles and beef up the knuckles.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2022 03:29 PM (up/3i)

I put a 5.0 HO in a CJ7 back in the 90s, 4 speed trans, Mozer one piece axels, Borla Exhaust, KM filter system Richmond Gears, Auburn posi, it was scary fast

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 14, 2022 03:43 PM (M+Lyo)

187 Could they fag up Kung Fu?
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 14, 2022 03:40 PM (J7wri)

David Caridine learns the Five Point Palm Exploding Ass Technique.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 14, 2022 03:43 PM (44ww/)

188 Kaling has also bleached her skin to lighten it- a huge sin among the woke tattletales. One of those suck the fun out of life sites like Jezebel gave her shit for it years ago.
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And plastic surgery.

Mindy from the Office looks a lot different from Mindy today.

But, she's still 100% down with the Woke.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 14, 2022 03:43 PM (Zf0+a)

189 @161

>>Ecodiesel fits in the Wrangler, is available in current models.

The Ecodiesel is being phased out in favor of the SO Hurricane and HO Hurricane's that Stellantis is bringing to market.

The are also phasing out the V8 HEMI, 2023 will be the last model year for that engine in Jeep vehicles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2022 03:43 PM (up/3i)

190 It's long been an open secret among fans and "Scooby-Doo" creatives that Velma is gay.

I'm really fucking tired of the bullshit noun "creatives." They don't seem to create, so much as squat on other people's characters, and they aren't creative either.

If people keep using this dumbshit word, I'm gonna start singing Queensryche songs, if you catch my drift.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2022 03:43 PM (ppBhU)

191
Rocky was voiced by a woman, so maybe the J stood for "Jennifer"?

So you are saying the only nuts Rocky had were acorns?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2022 03:43 PM (ESjRY)

192 the alphabet people can't keep away from the kids, why is that?
*****
For the same reason skiers want to be first on the hill.

Posted by: torabora at October 14, 2022 03:43 PM (Y274z)

193 She's the new template for what they insist men find hot: a brunette slightly hispanic looking girl with a blocky, short, slightly chubby body and a solid 6 face.
_________

Oh please, a solid 6, really? More like a 4. C'mon man!

Posted by: Connoisseur of blocky, short slightly chubby bodied women at October 14, 2022 03:43 PM (fs1hN)

194 125 Up next, Tom and Jerry we’re always in a super gay relationship. Sylvester and Tweety are a given.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 14, 2022 03:35 PM (u73oe)

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Let's not forget Snagglepuss. I mean, was there ever any doubt?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2022 03:43 PM (uPgE/)

195 The only piece that may need upgrading are the axels, I might have to go to 1 ton axles and beef up the knuckles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2022 03:29 PM (up/3i)

I had to really beef up the driveline, twisted right ot one day

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 14, 2022 03:44 PM (M+Lyo)

196 I would love to do a social experiment, whereby we take the next ten/twenty years and simply revert everything back to how things were when I was a kid in the early 70s -- just to see how the ensuing generation would turn out. Race is seen through the lens of MLK, war is seen through the lens of Vietnam, patriotism is nationalism, crime is bad, drugs are bad, men are men and women are women, faith is still the prevailing determinant of right & wrong... Just to see.

The feeling of witnessing alternate reality on a daily basis is accelerating, and there's not a single positive I can glean from the outcome -- so no reasonable motivation to keep shredding the old norms.

Posted by: red speck at October 14, 2022 03:44 PM (gS3OW)

197 This is going to foul up a lot of cosplay shows.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2022 03:44 PM (lf83v)

198 David Caridine learns the Five Point Palm Exploding Ass Technique.
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I think that ship has sailed.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 14, 2022 03:44 PM (J7wri)

199 Linda Cardellini is ultra-lovely.
Posted by: SuperMayorSuperRonNirenberg-Buff, Yes, But Still A Carpetbagging Political Grifting Hack at October 14, 2022

***
And underpinning all that? Beautiful hind paws!

Posted by: Heel & Arch Fanciers, Inc. at October 14, 2022 03:44 PM (J2vNu)

200 I'm trying to imagine a fagged up Roy Rogers serial. Can't do it.

So, Brokeback Mountain?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2022 03:44 PM (ZGrMX)

201
Meanwhile, in the real world:

In another round of escalating rhetoric, the European Union’s top diplomat said that the Russian military would be “annihilated” if Vladimir Putin launches a nuclear strike in Ukraine.

https://tinyurl.com/5bd5srup
Posted by: SMH

Yeah, the EU is gonna fight no matter what it takes. Down to the last American soldier.

*makes wanking motion with fist*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2022 03:44 PM (n+4am)

202 Dude, Velma was totally dating Shaggy in Mystery Incorporated.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 14, 2022 03:44 PM (vGtW/)

203 Oh the horrors! People in foreign countries live differently they we do. Wait...aren't I supposed to be the neanderthal conservative trying to force everyone else to live like I do...not our woke liberal elite?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2022 03:40 PM (ESjRY)

Knew an Indian lady from a job. Out of the blue she pointed out that her husband was dark and she liked dark men. I was like okay. But, some Indians are pretty much white.

Posted by: WiNO at October 14, 2022 03:45 PM (EpDzw)

204 I heard She Hulk season finale was insanely bad.

I read the whole, er, "plot" of it and its... like the end of Blazing Saddles where the street fight breaks into a Hollywood sound stage? But less funny and stupider.

I get that it was supposed to be a comedy but the show had almost no laughs and was generally offensive with a once-loved character.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 03:45 PM (Ivdso)

205 Let's not forget Snagglepuss. I mean, was there ever any doubt?
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Not with that lisp.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 03:45 PM (tizKA)

206 there's not a single positive I can glean from the outcome -- so no reasonable motivation to keep shredding the old norms.

What you or normies want is pretty much the opposite of what the current elite want.

You see nothing positive...they see only positives.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2022 03:45 PM (ESjRY)

207 Wonder Woman's revealed as a lesbian -- FINALLY!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 14, 2022 03:38 PM (ssk9p)

Uh, the Amazons, not having any males on the Island, were always Lesbians. The story Arc was the Dianna came to love a MAN... which was counter to what her society dictated.

So, making her a Lesbian would just destroy the origin story... which I guess IS their goal.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2022 03:45 PM (oHd/0)

208 The feeling of witnessing alternate reality on a daily basis is accelerating, and there's not a single positive I can glean from the outcome -- so no reasonable motivation to keep shredding the old norms.
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Just remember, we are living through Obama's Smell The Glove tour.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 14, 2022 03:45 PM (J7wri)

209 Scooby Doo po&n is nothing new. Just google it. What is new is marketing it to kids. Apparently that is "groundbreaking".

Posted by: Tom at October 14, 2022 03:45 PM (bjV9z)

210
Here's a link to Berenson's post on this:

https://tinyurl.com/2q58tgqx

Sometimes, he makes a post paid only for a few days, but then opens the whole thing up. You can read the first few paragraphs always, though.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at October 14, 2022 03:45 PM (Mzdiz)

211 Could they fag up Kung Fu?
__________

When you can snatch the anal beads from my hand. . .

Posted by: Master Po, Shaolin Temple at October 14, 2022 03:46 PM (lf83v)

212 It'd be amusing to have Big Juicy Booty Sandy Cortez get the cartoon treatment. Make her gay too.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2022 03:38 PM (BFigT)

I dunno about the gay part, but she is featured in a comic book series already.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2022 03:46 PM (JOtiF)

213 > did that really happen?!?!

Yep. He pretended to be black to get into Med school when he realized his grades in college weren't good enough. He got in.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2022 03:46 PM (eyxn4)

214 When the kiddos were younger, they went through a Scooby-Doo phase that involved watching some very old Scooby-Doo cartoons.

In those cartoons, Velma was portrayed interested in boys but shy. Sometimes she was portrayed as being interested in Shaggy.

So, this "we all knew" crap is from people who never watched Scooby-Doo, don't know anything about Scooby-Doo, will never watch anything related to Scooby-Doo, but are simply gay wish casting and all excited cuz they want to groom kids and molest kids.

Way to murder your brand, Scooby-Doo.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 14, 2022 03:46 PM (KLPy8)

215 Veronica Lodge was always hot wearing those miniskirts heels/boots.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 14, 2022 03:46 PM (VaSD4)

216 Also, Scooby Doo has no adult audience. There is no potential adult audience for this show. Gaying up the characters will change that not at all. Stop being fucking retarded, "creatives."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2022 03:46 PM (ppBhU)

217 Yeah, the EU is gonna fight no matter what it takes. Down to the last American soldier.

*makes wanking motion with fist*
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The smart move would be to join the Italian Army.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 14, 2022 03:46 PM (J7wri)

218 Yep. He pretended to be black to get into Med school when he realized his grades in college weren't good enough. He got in.

ok still funny but I definitely would not want that guy as my doctor

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 14, 2022 03:46 PM (w0NJk)

219 in the 80s the left argued that freedom of the 1st world was not worth risking nuclear annihilation over.

Now in 2022 Joe Biden's poll numbers and whether the people of Donbas are allowed independence apparently is a valid reason to risk nuclear annihilation over.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2022 03:46 PM (ESjRY)

220 192 the alphabet people can't keep away from the kids, why is that?
*****
For the same reason skiers want to be first on the hill.
Posted by: torabora at October 14, 2022 03:43 PM (Y274z)

Oh my...

Posted by: George Takei at October 14, 2022 03:47 PM (BgMrQ)

221 This is what passes for news? Slow Friday and rumors of impending Armageddon must be overplayed.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 14, 2022 03:47 PM (KAi1n)

222 Why do they always feel the need to tinker with other creators' intellectual property?

Why can't they create their own diverse characters who are just TOTALLY AWESOME?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2022 03:47 PM (YIVH2)

223 pi[Rocky was voiced by a woman, so maybe the J stood for "Jennifer"?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 14, 202

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June Foray was Rocky's voice. I was astonished years later to find she also did the sultry voice that would announce just before the last commercial break that "Our Man From U.N.C.L.E. will be back in a moment with a look at next week's show."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2022 03:47 PM (J2vNu)

224 @186

>>it was scary fast

If you still have it bring it out to King of The Hammers in February or Easter Jeep Safari in April.

Basically, I want to get this done before then.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2022 03:47 PM (up/3i)

225 Going to see any doctor nowadays who's under the age a 40 is a crapshoot.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 03:47 PM (tizKA)

226 Hulk's son Skaar is already trending on Know Your Meme.

Posted by: Max Power at October 14, 2022 03:48 PM (k7+BO)

227 When the kiddos were younger, they went through a Scooby-Doo phase that involved watching some very old Scooby-Doo cartoons.

In those cartoons, Velma was portrayed interested in boys but shy. Sometimes she was portrayed as being interested in Shaggy.

So, this "we all knew" crap is from people who never watched Scooby-Doo

THANK YOU! Thank you natural fake

this is why I'm so mad. no she WAS NOT a lesbo JESUS

just a dorky girl! that doesn't automatically make you nonbinary or whatever the fuck

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 14, 2022 03:48 PM (w0NJk)

228 Didn't read the comments in this thread, but personally, I think Linda Cardellini is a hottie.

She has been a hottie in almost every role (except Legally Blonde)!

I am quite surprised that this fact has not been more emphasized by the Moron Horde. (Which usually pays great attention to such things.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 14, 2022 03:48 PM (HlyYF)

229 He pretended to be black to get into Med school when he realized his grades in college weren't good enough. He got in.

Proof positive of white privilege and how the system is keeping down the black man!

Its like the male authors that pretend to be women so they can get published. Oprah got burned on that several times to my deep amusement.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 03:48 PM (Ivdso)

230 The Ecodiesel is being phased out in favor of the SO Hurricane and HO Hurricane's that Stellantis is bringing to market.

The are also phasing out the V8 HEMI, 2023 will be the last model year for that engine in Jeep vehicles.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2022 03:43 PM (up/3i)

I just read where those have aluminum block with coated cylinders. I hope they know what they are doing because that had gotten manufacturers in trouble in the past.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2022 03:48 PM (Y5qcH)

231 My opinion is that the Scooby Doo 2 movie was the true successor to Ghostbusters

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 14, 2022 03:48 PM (vGtW/)

232 Why are they busy destroying every fun childhood memory?
Posted by: Romeo13

It's their hobby. Destroying children is their career.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 14, 2022 03:48 PM (wUHYj)

233 Finally, Fred is a gay Asian! It is a great start, but so much more needs to be done!
_________

Eventually all the classic white male characters will end up like the Indian girl on the LandOLakes butter package.

Posted by: Connoisseur of blocky, short slightly chubby bodied women at October 14, 2022 03:48 PM (fs1hN)

234 Is it weird that I expected the Warner Brothers (Yakko and Wakko) and the Warner Sister (Dot) to pop out of that water tower?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2022 03:49 PM (YIVH2)

235 182 30 Can't wait for the all white recasting of roots.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 14, 2022 03:19 PM (S/NWs)

The main character will go to Xanadoo to find his true white heritage.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at October 14, 2022 03:42 PM (BdMk6)

Xanadu? Can they roller skate? Hell, I'm in as long as a young Olivia Newton John is there...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2022 03:49 PM (oHd/0)

236 Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Wins Coveted Paul Ryan Endorsement for 2024

https://tinyurl.com/as6m2eab

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 03:49 PM (tizKA)

237 222 Why do they always feel the need to tinker with other creators' intellectual property?

Why can't they create their own diverse characters who are just TOTALLY AWESOME?

right? I mean they're all so CREATIVE those CREATIVES right? create you asshats!

but no - using an existing property gives them possibly an instant audience and plus they are really not very creative either

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 14, 2022 03:49 PM (w0NJk)

238 234 Is it weird that I expected the Warner Brothers (Yakko and Wakko) and the Warner Sister (Dot) to pop out of that water tower?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2022 03:49 PM (YIVH2)

Hellllooooo Nurse!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2022 03:49 PM (oHd/0)

239 Who are they really hurting here? It's the smart mousy girls who have trouble with guys, who identified with Velma as a character. The geeks of the girl world as it were. You know, the ones actually doing STEM in school and professionally. They come to understand that sure guys like Daphne, but they liked Velma too, and some *gasp* like Velma more because she is nerdy, mousy and shy, and suddenly romance isn't as far out of reach for them as it was.

Yeah heterosexual nerdy girls. You don't deserve *any* representation in popular media. You just aren't important enough. Because any girl who isn't air headed, dressing to kill and rubbing up on every guy that passes by is obviously GAY.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 14, 2022 03:49 PM (T/vhV)

240 236 Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Wins Coveted Paul Ryan Endorsement for 2024

lol ok let's not hold that against him he can't control that

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 14, 2022 03:50 PM (w0NJk)

241 If you still have it bring it out to King of The Hammers in February or Easter Jeep Safari in April.

Basically, I want to get this done before then.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2022 03:47 PM (up/3i)

My uncle has it in Idaho now. I drive it when I visit. It's fun

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 14, 2022 03:50 PM (M+Lyo)

242 >Moar Gay Shit

A single tear rolls down Mabe Galor's tender cheek.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at October 14, 2022 03:50 PM (q7CJ4)

243
David Caridine learns the Five Point Palm Exploding Ass Technique.
--------------
I think that ship has sailed.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Too bad. I hear he was a good guy to hang out with.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2022 03:50 PM (n+4am)

244 A remake of Goonies featuring Fetterman as the retard monster would likely make money.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 14, 2022 03:50 PM (J7wri)

245 By the way, George Takei was one of the people attacking Lauren Boebert's tweet for not knowing math. That sad old queer walked right into the pit trap feeling all virtuous and smart.

Hulk's son Skaar is already trending on Know Your Meme.

Is it all about terrible CGI on a terrible new character?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 03:50 PM (Ivdso)

246 Wasn't another head supposed to roll at CNN this week?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2022 03:50 PM (ptqGC)

247 >>>Hellllooooo Nurse!

Three unabashedly heterosexual characters. I wonder which one is going to be gay in the reboot.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 14, 2022 03:51 PM (T/vhV)

248 Forget Velma, why the hell does Daphne look like Lena Dunham in that first clip?

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at October 14, 2022 03:51 PM (N/KJF)

249 Yeah heterosexual nerdy girls. You don't deserve *any* representation in popular media. You just aren't important enough. Because any girl who isn't air headed, dressing to kill and rubbing up on every guy that passes by is obviously GAY.

btw this EXACT message was received loud and clear by teen girls of today.

hence the many, many non-binary or whatever bespoke gender they come up with

it's a terrible thing

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 14, 2022 03:51 PM (w0NJk)

250 A single tear rolls down Mabe Galor's tender cheek.

Those probably aren't tears rolling down his cheek.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2022 03:51 PM (ppBhU)

251 "According to a recording of his talk, Paul Ryan named Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin, and South Carolina Senator Tim Scott as his three favorites."

Is this a good thing or not?

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 03:51 PM (tizKA)

252 @130 Christopher R Taylor-......new hobby says the guy complaining about sex scenes where the person calls their lover "daddy". I watch enough movies/shows with gratuitous sex scenes and the only time I've heard it was on Boardwalk Empire with Steve Buscemi. So it's obvious what you're watching.

I'll send you extra razors for your palms and 3.75 readers for your loss of sight.

Posted by: JROD at October 14, 2022 03:51 PM (0jZnq)

253 The alphabet people can't keep away from the kids, why is that?

Posted by: WiNO at October 14, 2022 03:40 PM (EpDzw)

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Predators and bullies always seek out the easiest prey -- the stage having been set over the past century with the unabated increasing emasculation & infantilization of society.

Make Ferocious Papa Emperor Penguins and Mama Grizzlies Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 14, 2022 03:51 PM (1gxPK)

254 I just read where those have aluminum block with coated cylinders. I hope they know what they are doing because that had gotten manufacturers in trouble in the past.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2022 03:48 PM

I do my metallurgy in a different industry, but keeping materials with different coefficients of heat expansion within tight tolerances is very difficult when faced with a large range of operating temperatures!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 14, 2022 03:51 PM (HlyYF)

255 As Violent Crime Soars, Minnesota Democrat AG Keith Ellison Says Crime “Getting Better Every Day”…
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It can't get no worse
Posted by: Puddinhead
_______________

You're holding me down, turning me 'round
Filling me up with your rules

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 14, 2022 03:51 PM (SIZS3)

256 197 This is going to foul up a lot of cosplay shows.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2022 03:44 PM (lf83v)

Not to mention a lot of cosplay porn!

Let me just add this:
I have heard there is 'good' velma porn and 'bad' velma porn. Do not ask. You do not want to know.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 14, 2022 03:52 PM (CwQXo)

257 It's the smart mousy girls who have trouble with guys, who identified with Velma as a character. The geeks of the girl world as it were. You know, the ones actually doing STEM in school and professionally.

Some of the best kinds of girls along with cute tomboys and farm girls.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 03:52 PM (Ivdso)

258 @230

>>I hope they know what they are doing because that had gotten manufacturers in trouble in the past.

Jeep like most of the auto industry is being forced towards EV's because of maniacal EPA and MPG standards, the Hurricane engines are essentially meant to be bridge to "the future."

They don't expect to be having to service any of these vehicles in 20 years so if they blow up, they don't really care.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2022 03:52 PM (up/3i)

259 I saw Exploding Ass Technique open for GWAR at LuLu's Bait Shack in '04.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 14, 2022 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

260 One thing the Sccoby Doo live action movies got right is the look of the characters...except maybe Velma who was too good looking.

Prinze, SMG, and especially Matthew Lillard really looked the part.

The script sucked but...that's a different story

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2022 03:52 PM (ESjRY)

261 Velma puts on black face? Is that even legal?
And will she now talk like Apu?

Posted by: Luke Warmwater at October 14, 2022 03:52 PM (D1fsO)

262 lol ok let's not hold that against him he can't control that
Posted by: BlackOrchid
___

I don't care, since I don't vote, but those that do, it may be a thing.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 03:52 PM (tizKA)

263 Honestly, Scooby Doo was kind of stupid and gay to begin with. Pretty much a stoner show.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 14, 2022 03:15 PM (J7wri)

Note what race they gave the comic relief stoner guy? Black.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2022 03:53 PM (eoQWY)

264 > She has been a hottie in almost every role (except Legally Blonde)!

Her character was called Chutney! What an awful name.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2022 03:53 PM (eyxn4)

265 Could they fag up Kung Fu?
__________

When you can snatch the anal beads from my hand. . .

But Master, that is not your hand.

Shut up and pull, asshopper.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 14, 2022 03:53 PM (Bd6X8)

266 A single tear rolls down Mabe Galor's tender cheek.

Those probably aren't tears rolling down his cheek.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2022 03:51 PM (ppBhU)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'RE IMPLYING HE TAKES PART IN BUKAKKE AND THE TEARS ARE MAN JUICE.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at October 14, 2022 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

267 It's a sex cult. Nothing more. These people literally sit around staring at and thinking about genitalia all day and in every situation.

Posted by: Brought to you by Pfizer at October 14, 2022 03:54 PM (4LLAC)

268 It's their hobby. Destroying children is their career.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 14, 2022 03:48 PM

Yes, and doing that by destroying their culture is the LEAST offensive method of destruction that they employ.

Sexual assaults and genital mutilations unfortunately are also in their "destroy the children" toolbox!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 14, 2022 03:54 PM (HlyYF)

269 i might have just written the greatest bit of corporate bullshit in my entire life....

"I believe this would be a beneficial experience for our team to assist in the workload while allowing the intern to experience a fast paced, multi-cultural, cross company workplace with many opportunities for growth."

I feel REALLY proud of that goboldy-gook...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 14, 2022 03:54 PM (Mkvkw)

270 >>>Meanwhile her former co-star Bella Thorne made a millions bucks on OnlyFans for eating pudding in her underwear (this is not a euphemism)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2022 03:27 PM (ESjRY)

She's eating out of her underwear?

Posted by: Max Power at October 14, 2022 03:54 PM (k7+BO)

271 267 It's a sex cult. Nothing more. These people literally sit around staring at and thinking about genitalia all day and in every situation.

huh sounds like Jimmy Kimmel

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 14, 2022 03:54 PM (w0NJk)

272 Wasn't another head supposed to roll at CNN this week?

its almost like you cannot trust the news, or internet rumors or something!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 03:54 PM (Ivdso)

273 > Can't wait for the all white recasting of roots.

Black Panther, with the titular character being a tall, platinum blonde white man with piercing blue eyes, and a clipped German accent.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2022 03:55 PM (eyxn4)

274 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'RE IMPLYING HE TAKES PART IN BUKAKKE AND THE TEARS ARE MAN JUICE.

What a man and his husband and their 20 new friends do together in the privacy of thier gay pride parade is none of your business h8ter

Posted by: Mugabe Galor at October 14, 2022 03:55 PM (ESjRY)

275 267 It's a sex cult. Nothing more. These people literally sit around staring at and thinking about genitalia all day and in every situation.
Posted by: Brought to you by Pfizer at October 14, 2022 03:54 PM (4LLAC)

*guilty, shifty eyes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 14, 2022 03:55 PM (CwQXo)

276 It's a sex cult. Nothing more. These people literally sit around staring at and thinking about genitalia all day and in every situation.
Posted by: Brought to you by Pfizer at October 14, 2022 03:54 PM (4LLAC)

They're groomers. Period. They're turning cartoons for kids into sexually injected groom shows to destroy the youth to control society.

We will be Total Recall.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 14, 2022 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

277 Christopher R Taylor-......new hobby says the guy complaining about sex scenes where the person calls their lover "daddy". I watch enough movies/shows with gratuitous sex scenes and the only time I've heard it was on Boardwalk Empire with Steve Buscemi. So it's obvious what you're watching.

I'll send you extra razors for your palms and 3.75 readers for your loss of sight.
Posted by: JROD at October 14, 2022 03:51 PM (0jZnq)

The original English House of Cards had that with the reporterette and the Whip in Parliament he was seeing while he plotted to destroy his enemies and become PM.

She figured it out and then he pushed her off a building.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2022 03:55 PM (eoQWY)

278 Update: Raleigh Mass Shooter Identified as 15-Year-Old Austin Thompson – Killed His Older Brother and Four Other People

https://tinyurl.com/yaj2pkjd

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 03:56 PM (tizKA)

279 270 >>>Meanwhile her former co-star Bella Thorne made a millions bucks on OnlyFans for eating pudding in her underwear (this is not a euphemism)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2022 03:27 PM (ESjRY)

She's eating out of her underwear?
Posted by: Max Power at October 14, 2022 03:54 PM (k7+BO)

*golfclap*

This is how it's done, gentlemen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 14, 2022 03:56 PM (CwQXo)

280 "And shockingly, The Gay Adventures of Superman has now been cancelled."

What?!?!?! How can this be? The market for Gay Superman has to be HUGE! For years and years, My Betters have told me 95 percent of the US population is LGBTQ+Everything But Hetero!

Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2022 03:56 PM (AMIL/)

281 267 It's a sex cult. Nothing more. These people literally sit around staring at and thinking about genitalia all day and in every situation.
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So we have something in common with them?

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 14, 2022 03:56 PM (J7wri)

282 It's the smart mousy girls who have trouble with guys, who identified with Velma as a character. The geeks of the girl world as it were. You know, the ones actually doing STEM in school and professionally.

The difference between mousy and hot AF is usually slight, like in the original Rocky film when Rocky took the glasses off Talia Shire and she went from a 4 to a 10 in a instant.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2022 03:56 PM (mR6Gs)

283 "Shane! Come back!"

"Starrett loves you!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 14, 2022 03:56 PM (XIJ/X)

284 Most people don't know this, but Hunter was a butt-baby. I don't usually talk about it because, for some reason, it embarrasses him... no reason to be ashamed of being a butt-baby, not in this day and age. You can thank Democrats for that.

This was back in the Summer of Love, and I was hitchhiking to Woodstock outside of the steel foundry where I got cancer from a dirty furnace, when this VW bus with flowers on the side pulls up.

Anyway, we run out of gas on this farm, and then - would you believe it? - a ghostly alien starts terrorizing us. Well, I put on my aviators and dragged that Russian sonofabitch into a wind tunnel, and started beating him with a chain. It turns out it's not a ghost alien... it's Trump! He was just trying to scare people off the farm so he could sell it to the Air Force at a gouged price.

Back in those days, Democrats took action, so I told him "listen jack - nobody rips off the taxpayer. Not on my watch!" And then I beat him to death. Afterward, I was so aroused that I banged that drugged-out hippie, and 9 months later, Hunter was born. I also banged that dog.

Word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Brandon at October 14, 2022 03:56 PM (oINRc)

285 > cross company workplace

Huh?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2022 03:56 PM (eyxn4)

286 Old and busted: Wonder Woman!

New and cool: Wonder if that's a woman

P.S. I see Jamie Lee Curtis has a transdaughter. Ugly as dog shit.

https://bit.ly/3S2eJZl

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 14, 2022 03:56 PM (FVME7)

287 CJN Speaks is a fantastic listen

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2022 03:56 PM (xhxe8)

288 Grandkids loved scooby doo so I saw it often and I never once thought Velma was lesbian

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2022 03:56 PM (bs+z0)

289 267 It's a sex cult. Nothing more. These people literally sit around staring at and thinking about genitalia all day and in every situation.
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So we have something in common with them?
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 14, 2022 03:56 PM (J7wri)

But we can't be like them because we don't have the "power."

Isn't that how it woorks?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2022 03:57 PM (mR6Gs)

290 Was Hagrid too?

Posted by: Eromero at October 14, 2022 03:57 PM (gktX6)

291 Well Warner Brothers is decimating the animation studios to save money. So Velma is their last gasp.

"Dear HBO Max I hope you die. Sincerely Velma Dinkley."*

Your wish will be granted.

*Is Dinkley now an Indian name?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2022 03:58 PM (WperO)

292 P.S. I see Jamie Lee Curtis has a transdaughter. Ugly as dog shit.

Isn't she a hermaphrodite or something as well? I noticed her kids are adopted.

Posted by: Mugabe Galor at October 14, 2022 03:58 PM (ESjRY)

293 Oh thank GAWD. A new Mindy Kahling vehicle.

Posted by: Said no one, ever. at October 14, 2022 03:58 PM (risUb)

294 New and cool: Wonder if that's a woman

P.S. I see Jamie Lee Curtis has a transdaughter. Ugly as dog shit.

https://bit.ly/3S2eJZl
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 14, 2022 03:56 PM (FVME7)

Hollywood the Destructor.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 14, 2022 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

295 They're groomers. Period. They're turning cartoons for kids into sexually injected groom shows to destroy the youth to control society.

*

It's worth noting that they are purposely introducing children to gay abuse - gays can't have sex - before children know what real, normal sex is.

Posted by: Brought to you by Pfizer at October 14, 2022 03:59 PM (4LLAC)

296 Velma was the Kamala Harris of the group anyway so her swap makes sense.

Posted by: Son of Dad at October 14, 2022 03:59 PM (8JB5s)

297 Gonna have to trade the mystery mobile for a Subaru

Posted by: Rance Stoddard at October 14, 2022 03:59 PM (2cfUo)

298 Seeing as in last thread many of these girls who want to be guys are not that great looking but not sure if it's a big percentage or just the worst tragic

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2022 03:59 PM (xhxe8)

299
Every issue, the EVS panel says, is about him "coming out" to a new person or group, or having a New Gay First -- first gay date, first gay kiss, etc.

I'll bet the first gay bout with monkeypox issue was a hoot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 14, 2022 03:59 PM (pNxlR)

300 P.S. I see Jamie Lee Curtis has a transdaughter. Ugly as dog shit.

https://bit.ly/3S2eJZl

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 14, 2022 03:56 PM

Pretty sure Jamie Lee hooked up with Rachel Devine to make that daughter!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 14, 2022 03:59 PM (HlyYF)

301 It's worth noting that they are purposely introducing children to gay abuse - gays can't have sex - before children know what real, normal sex is.

We are coming for your children

Posted by: The SF gay men's chorus at October 14, 2022 04:00 PM (ESjRY)

302 Superman, flying around one day spies Wonder Woman sunbathing in the nude. After a moments contemplation, he decides to use his super speed to fly down and have sex with her before she knows what's happening.
He does so successfully and as he's flying away he hears her gasp, "What was that?!" "I don't know, "he hears the Invisible Man reply, "but my ass suddenly hurts."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 14, 2022 03:33 PM (Zf0+a)

Were you on my school bus in 1994? That's a classic.

Posted by: Mishdog at October 14, 2022 04:00 PM (qlj4M)

303 just had my nap and now I'm hungry

Posted by: REDACTED at October 14, 2022 04:00 PM (us2H3)

304 Correction: Rachel Levine!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 14, 2022 04:00 PM (HlyYF)

305 > Was Hagrid too?

Oh, yeah. Hagrid and Flitwick's orgies with the centaurs are the reason the Forest is Forbidden.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2022 04:00 PM (eyxn4)

306 Whoops! Whoopsie! I inadvertently thought I was a member of the protected class!

As the WSJ reports, according to amended disclosures filed Friday, dozens of sales or purchases of mutual funds and other investment vehicles by Bostic hadn’t previously been disclosed. Adding insult to injury, more than 150 of those transactions had settled on dates when they weren’t allowed because they were during blackout periods before and after Fed policy meetings. And the cherry on top: last year Bostic also held more than $50,000 in Treasury securities, exceeding the then-permitted limit on such holdings for Fed officials.

In other words, the first black and openly gay president of the Atlanta Fed was violating pretty much every rule in the book. His excuse? It was "inadvertent."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 14, 2022 04:01 PM (TiGPW)

307 I'm waiting for the race swapping remake of the Bill Cosby Cartoons.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 14, 2022 04:01 PM (IP9GB)

308 Related: mom reads passages from a book for 7th graders in the school library about homosexual sex. Its pretty explicit

https://tinyurl.com/bdfw5eff

At least this time the school board didn't order her to shut up and not say stuff in a public meeting that they want to keep in a library for kids.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 04:01 PM (Ivdso)

309 Reverend Bostic

Posted by: Brought to you by Pfizer at October 14, 2022 04:02 PM (4LLAC)

310 P.S. I see Jamie Lee Curtis has a transdaughter. Ugly as dog shit.

https://bit.ly/3S2eJZl

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 14, 2022 03:56 PM (FVME7)

Good grief. Christopher Guest has a trans "daughter."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2022 04:02 PM (ptqGC)

311 In 5 years---

Scandalous! Character in popular show revealed to be straight!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 14, 2022 04:02 PM (TiGPW)

312 Look, adults can fantasize about Velma hooking up with Daphne, but mostly because Daphne.

Point being, adults. Pushing this on kids? Velma is the "smart one" who figures things out. Fred is the one who designs the traps, Daphne is the eye candy, and Scooby and Shaggy are the comic relief / live bait.

Why not leave it at that?

Posted by: GanGanowicz at October 14, 2022 04:03 PM (Kbz60)

313 David Caridine learns the Five Point Palm Exploding Ass Technique.
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I think that ship has sailed.
Posted by: Puddinhead

What I learned this week. The movie he was making at the time of his death was entitled Stretch. I guess they felt Rug was too on the nose.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 14, 2022 04:03 PM (FVME7)

314 It used to be trendy for Hollywood parents to have a boutique adopted kid from an exotic non-American location. Now its trendy to have a warped pervert for a child.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 04:03 PM (Ivdso)

315 Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Wins Coveted Paul Ryan Endorsement for 2024

lol ok let's not hold that against him he can't control that
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Exactly. The David Frum tweet says it all: "If DeSantis is defeated, HE'LL GO QUIETLY."

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 14, 2022 04:03 PM (tQL7r)

316 Nobody cares about Scooby Doo anymore. The original cartoon was cute and funny. The reboot cartoons were meh. The movie was cute and funny. Who fucking cares about this cartoon now? No. One.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2022 03:37 PM (Wy1BU)

The one thing they had saved was that they always debunked the ghost. Then a while back they had one where the ghost was real and that was the death of the franchise.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2022 04:04 PM (eoQWY)

317 P.S. I see Jamie Lee Curtis has a transdaughter. Ugly as dog shit.

https://bit.ly/3S2eJZl

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 14, 2022 03:56 PM (FVME7)

Good grief. Christopher Guest has a trans "daughter."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2022 04:02 PM (ptqGC)

Hopefully natures way of de-selecting liberals

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2022 04:04 PM (dO/0d)

318 Hellllooooo Nurse!

Three unabashedly heterosexual characters. I wonder which one is going to be gay in the reboot.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 14, 2022 03:51 PM (T/vhV)

i saw the first one, and while they didn't make any of them gay, it wasn't as good as the original. but they did make a tongue in cheek nod to the need to woke it up.

sadly, they kept it kind of woke rather than mocking it incessantly...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 14, 2022 04:04 PM (Mkvkw)

319 In other words, the first black and openly gay president of the Atlanta Fed was violating pretty much every rule in the book. His excuse? It was "inadvertent."

Yes, just what I want in a Fed official making literally the most impactful decisions on our economy - someone not capable of following a black-letter instruction on correct dollar amounts!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 14, 2022 04:04 PM (HlyYF)

320 Because any girl who isn't air headed, dressing to kill and rubbing up on every guy that passes by is
obviously GAY.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 14, 2022 03:49 PM (T/vhV)

That's exactly what we said dragging Main Street looking for chicks.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at October 14, 2022 04:04 PM (BdMk6)

321 In fairness, if the colonialsts had not used slaves to mine the world of good ideas the indigenous would have discovered scooby doo

Posted by: Y5 at October 14, 2022 04:05 PM (FKHhS)

322 Wow, yesterday's stock market rally sure had legs.

Posted by: not at October 14, 2022 04:05 PM (h5TKJ)

323 > Look, adults can fantasize about Velma hooking up with Daphne, but mostly because Daphne.

Did you watch the Scooby 2 clip above? Velma was smoking hot. She made Sarah Michelle Gellar as Daphne look plain.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2022 04:05 PM (eyxn4)

324 Pence is a lock in 2024

Posted by: REDACTED at October 14, 2022 04:05 PM (us2H3)

325 Been up since 2:30, it might be nap time for me

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2022 04:05 PM (xhxe8)

326 Scooby Doo 2025: And Shaggy and Scooby are in a committed trans-species relationship

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2022 03:19 PM (ESjRY)

Rut roh!

Posted by: Scooby at October 14, 2022 04:05 PM (CKOXw)

327 In fairness, it has to be a bitch complaining about cultural appropriation of braids over the internets

Posted by: Y5 at October 14, 2022 04:06 PM (FKHhS)

328 322 Wow, yesterday's stock market rally sure had legs.
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Yesterday was a Bear Trap open to set up a Lets Save Biden Rally. Today, reality came quickly. I tapped some very good numbers this week. Its like playing pin ball.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 14, 2022 04:06 PM (J7wri)

329 Wow, yesterday's stock market rally sure had legs
*

Is it still below where the market was in January 2021 when Trump was removed from office and the economy had been shut down for a year?

Posted by: Brought to you by Pfizer at October 14, 2022 04:07 PM (4LLAC)

330
I'm in as long as a young Olivia Newton John is there...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2022 03:49 PM (oHd/0)

She really was adorable.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 14, 2022 04:07 PM (XIJ/X)

331 The reason all this gay shit is gaining so much currency is because upper middle class white women allow it.

These are the same class of women who in another age would be the guardians of decency or fill the ranks of the Women's Temperance Movement.
In other words, these women have always been "karens" who complain and nag and petition until they get their way, but instead of upholding decency and order, they now push the gay agenda

Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2022 04:07 PM (mR6Gs)

332 In other news, Bearclaw Vindman tried to cancel Elon Musk because Musk, after giving free Skylink to Ukraine for months is asking the U. S. government to start paying for the service.

Vindman:

"Let's cancel @elonmusk. If your [his spelling] going to undermine US security you will pay. He likely has a board of directors he's accountable to. Time to send a message!"

His dragging was a thing of beauty.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2022 04:07 PM (ptqGC)

333 Watched a great video essay by Baggage Claim today, talking about the agenda behind Marvel's "Phase Four" movies. Really good explanation using examples of what they are doing demonizing white men and promoting women as perfect and using the characters in the movies to push "the message" of every Marxist issue out there now.

Found her through a recent video by The Critical Drinker with Mauler and Nerdrotic, where they were ripping on She-Hulk.

https://bit.ly/3RZ8ghH

Also, added treat... "Sheeple", latest by Tom Macdonald: https://bit.ly/3eBvOvl

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 14, 2022 04:08 PM (Do5/p)

334 In fairness, yesterday was not a rally

Posted by: Y5 at October 14, 2022 04:08 PM (FKHhS)

335 That's exactly what we said dragging Main Street looking for chicks.

You should have had a Mr Microphone!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 04:08 PM (Ivdso)

336 Nobody cares about Scooby Doo anymore. The original cartoon was cute and funny. ....

Posted by: Madamemayhem
__________________

Strongly disagree. As a 70s kid, I say all of those cartoons sucked. It was the Bugs Bunny hour and then out to play.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 14, 2022 04:08 PM (SIZS3)

337 307 I'm waiting for the race swapping remake of the Bill Cosby Cartoons.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 14, 2022 04:01 PM

My little brother and I, part of the most vanilla, middle-class white family possible, repeatedly listened to our Bill Cosby/Fat Albert comedy albums on VINYL.

Because it was hilarious!

(However, that was way before Trump's evil mind ray turned us into despicable racists.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 14, 2022 04:08 PM (HlyYF)

338 i saw the first one, and while they didn't make any of them gay, it wasn't as good as the original. but they did make a tongue in cheek nod to the need to woke it up.

sadly, they kept it kind of woke rather than mocking it incessantly...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 14, 2022 04:04 PM (Mkvkw)
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I watched the originals on DVD not that long ago. Hollywood would *NEVER* make a show like the original Animaniacs again.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2022 04:08 PM (YIVH2)

339 331 The reason all this gay shit is gaining so much currency is because upper middle class white women allow it.

These are the same class of women who in another age would be the guardians of decency or fill the ranks of the Women's Temperance Movement.
In other words, these women have always been "karens" who complain and nag and petition until they get their way, but instead of upholding decency and order, they now push the gay agenda
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It is known in all cultures and races that women should not have a vote.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 14, 2022 04:09 PM (J7wri)

340 259. Annd Sponge wins the week.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 14, 2022 04:09 PM (nnp+f)

341 Meanwhile her former co-star Bella Thorne made a millions bucks on OnlyFans for eating pudding in her underwear (this is not a euphemism)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2022 03:27 PM (ESjRY)

She's eating out of her underwear?
Posted by: Max Power at October 14, 2022 03:54 PM (k7+BO)

if so, it might not be pudding....

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 14, 2022 04:09 PM (Mkvkw)

342 Whats most maddening is if anyone pushes back it's
"why do you care about this, loser!!!"

When its obvious flipping Scooby Doo characters to brown and gay is EVERYTHING to these people.

Posted by: Victory at October 14, 2022 04:09 PM (uMFis)

343 Scooby Don't

Posted by: ... at October 14, 2022 04:09 PM (D36pu)

344 The reason all this gay shit is gaining so much currency is because upper middle class white women allow it.

And the reason those women are doing it is because their men are weak and not handling things at home.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 04:09 PM (Ivdso)

345 The Scooby-Doo episode of Supernatural was pretty funny, and Velma was hot for Sam Winchester.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 14, 2022 04:09 PM (wUHYj)

346 Strongly disagree. As a 70s kid, I say all of those cartoons sucked. It was the Bugs Bunny hour and then out to play.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 14, 2022 04:08 PM (SIZS3)

Yes they were pretty bad especially in the animation.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2022 04:09 PM (eoQWY)

347 Strongly disagree. As a 70s kid, I say all of those cartoons sucked. It was the Bugs Bunny hour and then out to play.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 14, 2022 04:08 PM (SIZS3)
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Most of those Hanna-Barbera cartoons were pretty terrible, but we watched them because that was all that was on TV at the time...Looney Toons FTW!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2022 04:10 PM (YIVH2)

348 In fairness, that musk is something of a treacherous cum stain, demanding to be paid for his stuff when ba, lmt, and everybody else are just giving shit to the gov.

Posted by: Y5 at October 14, 2022 04:10 PM (FKHhS)

349 In those cartoons, Velma was portrayed interested in boys but shy. Sometimes she was portrayed as being interested in Shaggy.

So, this "we all knew" crap is from people who never watched Scooby-Doo
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THANK YOU! Thank you natural fake

this is why I'm so mad. no she WAS NOT a lesbo JESUS

just a dorky girl! that doesn't automatically make you nonbinary or whatever the fuck
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 14, 2022

***
Not to mention, in 1969 or whatever, NO WAY would any TV network have countenanced such a lesbian subtext. There were movies which hinted or explored the subject like The Fox or The Killing of Sister George (I think those were examples), but those were grown-up movies, not cartoons and not sitcoms.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2022 04:10 PM (J2vNu)

350
Good grief. Christopher Guest has a trans "daughter."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2022 04:02 PM (ptqGC)

It's amazing how many rich and famous and liberal people have trans kids. It's almost like it's the latest trend.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2022 04:11 PM (mR6Gs)

351 America is sick

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2022 04:11 PM (dO/0d)

352 Donal Logue, the Grounded for Life dad, has a tranny "daughter".

Posted by: Mishdog at October 14, 2022 04:11 PM (qlj4M)

353 > It's amazing how many rich and famous and liberal people have trans kids. It's almost like it's the latest trend.
_____________

Attention whores. All of 'em.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2022 04:12 PM (BFigT)

354 Not to mention, in 1969 or whatever, NO WAY would any TV network have countenanced such a lesbian subtext. There were movies which hinted or explored the subject like The Fox or The Killing of Sister George (I think those were examples), but those were grown-up movies, not cartoons and not sitcoms.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2022 04:10 PM (J2vNu)
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At one point it was scandalous showing that at MARRIED heterosexual couple had a queen-sized bed in their bedroom instead of two singles...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2022 04:12 PM (YIVH2)

355 In fairness, they are going to bitch when they redo the cosby show as white

Posted by: Y5 at October 14, 2022 04:12 PM (FKHhS)

356 It's obvious she's gay because she's ugly.

Posted by: Rdbrewer4 at October 14, 2022 04:12 PM (ak4UN)

357 JoeF yeah sad for the kids but the parents asked for it

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2022 04:12 PM (xhxe8)

358 America needs Jesus in the worst way, but they only way it might get it is when He returns in glory. And then, its too late.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 04:12 PM (Ivdso)

359 Bearclaw Vindman tried to cancel Elon Musk

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They say an army marches on its stomach so Bearclaw's got that going for him.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 14, 2022 04:13 PM (FVME7)

360 America needs Jesus in the worst way, but they only way it might get it is when He returns in glory. And then, its too late.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2022 04:13 PM (tizKA)

361 Zoinks! Like don't eat the Alpo from Velma, Scoob!

Posted by: Shaggy at October 14, 2022 04:13 PM (vN+oL)

362 My little brother and I, part of the most vanilla, middle-class white family possible, repeatedly listened to our Bill Cosby/Fat Albert comedy albums on VINYL.

Because it was hilarious!

(However, that was way before Trump's evil mind ray turned us into despicable racists.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

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Same here. We could probably quote the whole album.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 14, 2022 04:13 PM (tQL7r)

363 At one point it was scandalous showing that at MARRIED heterosexual couple had a queen-sized bed in their bedroom instead of two singles...

And the reason behind that wasn't because they thought married couples should sleep separately but because they knew Americans didn't want to see two actors who were plainly not married, in bed together in front of viewers' kids.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 04:14 PM (Ivdso)

364 A friend of mine with kids in their early 20's in a very liberal area of the country says all the young people she knows are all normal and know that all this shit is full of crap.

The media paints a picture of a generation ready for all this "change" but she says it's a total lie like everything else.

She says she only knows one person that age who gives a fuck about pronouns.

Posted by: ... at October 14, 2022 04:14 PM (mGmnr)

365 Nood GAINZZZZZ

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 14, 2022 04:14 PM (u73oe)

366 I'm waiting for the gayed-up version of Gremlins: Gizmo the cute one and Stripe the leader of the mischievous gremlins are lovers.

(Gah. Next they'll want to have Peter and Ray in . . . no. No, I can't say it)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2022 04:14 PM (J2vNu)

367 America needs Jesus in the worst way, but they only way it might get it is when He returns in glory. And then, its too late.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

True.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 14, 2022 04:14 PM (VdGjU)

368 The reason all this gay shit is gaining so much currency is because upper middle class white women allow it.

And the reason those women are doing it is because their men are weak and not handling things at home.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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99% of our problems are because of upper middle class white women.

Its funny, because these are a minority of actual Dem voters also, but they rule the roost.

The hordes of minorities that vote dem dont want any of this woke bullshit.

Posted by: Victory at October 14, 2022 04:14 PM (uMFis)

369 I watched the originals on DVD not that long ago. Hollywood would *NEVER* make a show like the original Animaniacs again.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2022 04:08 PM (YIVH2)

sadly i agree. they were amazing. and so NOT really for kids, but kids cold watch them and NOT wonder about the iffy bits...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 14, 2022 04:15 PM (Mkvkw)

370 At one point it was scandalous showing that at MARRIED heterosexual couple had a queen-sized bed in their bedroom instead of two singles...

And the reason behind that wasn't because they thought married couples should sleep separately but because they knew Americans didn't want to see two actors who were plainly not married, in bed together in front of viewers' kids.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022

***
Darrin & Samantha I think were the first to have a double bed. Only a few years before, Rob & Laura had twin beds.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2022 04:15 PM (J2vNu)

371 My little brother and I, part of the most vanilla, middle-class white family possible, repeatedly listened to our Bill Cosby/Fat Albert comedy albums on VINYL.

Because it was hilarious!

(However, that was way before Trump's evil mind ray turned us into despicable racists.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 14, 2022 04:08 PM (HlyYF)

My dad, very white, had Redd Foxx and Richard Pryor vinyls. I think they were called party albums or something like that.

Posted by: Mishdog at October 14, 2022 04:15 PM (qlj4M)

372 Bearclaw Vindman tried to cancel Elon Musk

This fat fucking POS seems to have a lot of power and influence.
Why can't he just drop dead?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2022 04:15 PM (mR6Gs)

373

A northwest Indiana teacher is facing an intimidation charge after she allegedly said she had a "kill list" that involved at least one student.

https://tinyurl.com/2kbmx4ax

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2022 04:16 PM (63Dwl)

374 Christopher R taylor @ 358-
I can only offer one word to that. Amen.

Posted by: Eromero at October 14, 2022 04:16 PM (gktX6)

375 She says she only knows one person that age who gives a fuck about pronouns.
Posted by: ...
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I just know my middle school daughter tells me a large amount of girls in her class identify as bi or some other terms I dont really understand. Like pan?

Posted by: Victory at October 14, 2022 04:16 PM (uMFis)

376 And the reason behind that wasn't because they thought married couples should sleep separately but because they knew Americans didn't want to see two actors who were plainly not married, in bed together in front of viewers' kids.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022

What about Lucy and Desi?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2022 04:17 PM (mR6Gs)

377 Goes in the last thread but great video and thread

Outraged MILF really tears into school board for "family friendly" drag show flyer:

https://twitter.com/wokal_distance/status/
1580421155663450112

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 14, 2022 04:18 PM (2xlV3)

378 A northwest Indiana teacher is facing an intimidation charge after she allegedly said she had a "kill list" that involved at least one student.

https://tinyurl.com/2kbmx4ax
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2022 04:16 PM (63Dwl)

that's odd, usually the student is the fuck or marry on the list, not kill...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 14, 2022 04:18 PM (Mkvkw)

379 What about Lucy and Desi?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2022

***
True, they were married in real life. Did we ever see them in a bedroom scene? Hell, that was when TV execs refused to allow the WORD "pregnant" in a script, let alone discuss the topic or show a pregnant woman.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 14, 2022 04:18 PM (J2vNu)

380 That's a man, man.

Posted by: Austin Powers at October 14, 2022 04:19 PM (v4L7Y)

381 Smart chicks with big sweater puppies, 1.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 14, 2022 03:16 PM

That was Olivia Taylor Dudley as Alice Quinn in "The Magicians" TV series. Wowsah.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 14, 2022 04:20 PM (Do5/p)

382 I just know my middle school daughter tells me a large amount of girls in her class identify as bi or some other terms I dont really understand. Like pan?
Posted by: Victory at October 14, 2022 04:16 PM (uMFis)

pansexual. Pan- in those context is usually interpreted as 'all' because the Greek Pan was a rather generic nature God.

There's probably going to be a slot in the alphabet for the elites to use for themselves in order to run all the others.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2022 04:22 PM (eoQWY)

383 I just know my middle school daughter tells me a large amount of girls in her class identify as bi or some other terms I dont really understand. Like pan?

Posted by: Victory at October 14, 2022 04:16 PM

Middle school?!? FFS...

I remember being shocked back in the 1990s when I found out my brother lost his virginity the summer after his 8th grade graduation (1997 I think). And his girlfriend told him when they broke up soon afterward that she had sex with him because she did not want to go to high school still a virgin.

I had not even held a girl's hand or kissed a girl until I was in college, at age 19 in 1995. Meanwhile, my brother was losing his virginity before even entering high school. And that was the freaking 1990s. 30 years later and holy shit has society gone even further to hell.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 14, 2022 04:27 PM (Do5/p)

384 Ya know, back in the day, wasn't it a little, um, queer to have plucky little Bucky Barnes hanging around the barracks with all them soldiers?

Posted by: Richard Sean McEnroe at October 14, 2022 04:29 PM (Mx0hs)

385 pansexual. Pan- in those context is usually interpreted as 'all' because the Greek Pan was a rather generic nature God.

There's probably going to be a slot in the alphabet for the elites to use for themselves in order to run all the others.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2022 04:22 PM (eoQWY)

He was a goat from the waist down, so if you're pansexual, you're a goat f'ker.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2022 04:32 PM (UuD2k)

386 At least 269 K-12 educators arrested on child sex crimes in first 9 months of this year; 74% of the arrests involved alleged crimes against students

Yes, that's right, far more than one a day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 03:20 PM

And yet there will be no outcry about the American school system and teachers as there was about the Catholic Church and priests. Which proves that all that was for the Left was an execution of Alinsky Rules for Radicals #4: "Make the enemy live up to their own book of rules. You can kill them with this, for they can no more obey their own rules than the Christian church can live up to Christianity". It was never about concern for sexual exploitation of children, it was just attacking the right/Christians/Catholics.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 14, 2022 04:34 PM (Do5/p)

387 "As if everyone's final form, the butterfly into which we will all transform from our larval stages, is a black lesbian 2-spirit indigenous Woman of Disability."
____________________

Don't forget "stupendously fat."

Posted by: TB at October 14, 2022 04:38 PM (Ur3df)

388 I love these posts, Ace. Even though I hate what these people are doing, the slow train wreck is fascinating.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 14, 2022 05:01 PM (YJwUM)

389 How gay is that ?

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 14, 2022 05:04 PM (ytSiK)

390 I've always liked the Velma type. I married the Velma.

Posted by: mogsmash at October 14, 2022 05:39 PM (UHfp+)

391 Man of Steel,
Colon of Kleenex

Posted by: Pious Agnostic at October 14, 2022 05:42 PM (SNFhB)

392 Wow, yesterday's stock market rally sure had legs.

Posted by: not at October 14, 2022 04:05 PM

Did it know how to use them?

Posted by: ZZ Top at October 14, 2022 05:52 PM (Do5/p)

393 The heavy-set unattractive girl turns out to be lesbian? Seems legit.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at October 14, 2022 05:59 PM (MTm8X)

394 Is... does anyone else find the trend of girls calling their lover "daddy" really disturbing?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2022 03:24 PM (Ivdso)

Nothing new. 1929 record by Annette Hanshaw called "Daddy Won't You Please Come Home".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDc1F0ghK-o

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at October 14, 2022 06:10 PM (Zvtjl)

395 @370 --

From what I've read, Fred and Wilma (animated), and Herman and Lily (live), were the first TV couples to share a bed.

Posted by: Weak Geek at October 14, 2022 09:31 PM (Om/di)

396 58 Personally, I find the sexuality of any person the least interesting thing about him/her. I do not care who you sleep with. It is irrelevant to 99.9% of what kind of person you are.

Americans are hung up on sexual orientation and it is not the fault of the conservatives. Progressives have been focusing on this for decades now. Kids shows have no business putting this out there. None. Thank goodness my children are all in their 20s now.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 14, 2022 03:23 PM (haWye)

They had to beat Elsa to the punch. Or the munch.

I denounce my self.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 14, 2022 10:37 PM (qyH+l)

397 Oh, come now. You and they, and all of us know EXACTLY what we want in a new Scooby Doo reboot -

SCRAPPY DOO

Posted by: deadrody at October 14, 2022 10:56 PM (kYmXc)

398
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Posted by: Pamela Daniel at October 15, 2022 02:34 AM (hBYY+)

399 What about Johnny Bravo? Didn't Velma have the hots for him?

Posted by: EVA-04 at October 16, 2022 09:50 PM (+rdfY)

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Finally! Velma From Scooby Doo is Finally Gay
...and Also a Woman of Color