Quiet Car Cafe

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This is a very sassy Malamute.

Sometimes your donkey is more amorous than you might like.

Sound on: A nursing fawn. At least, I hope it's nursing.

Another game of two-cup monty with a poor dog.

Purring raccoon.

On your feet, just two more days to go...

When animals think we're not watching, they act... weird.

Capybara Delivery Service.

The pack.

Happy muncher.


Otters holding hands -- but you've seen that. But at the end, one otter leans over to give a little kiss to the other otter's paw.


Sound on:

Sound on:

Kittens playing with a balloon... briefly.

Sound on:

Posted by: Ace at 07:16 PM




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1 Is this how it's done?

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 05, 2022 07:25 PM (RG7Wy)

2 You show them CT!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2022 07:26 PM (TZd1U)

3 Sponge!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 05, 2022 07:26 PM (a3Q+t)

4 Suggested for hard news tomorrow but comedy tonight!

Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 1h
NEW - U.S. to buy "nuclear emergency" drugs for $290 million.

MORE - Nplate, the drug HHS intends to buy, is produced by Amgen. It is a subcutaneous powder for injection. 125 mcg (for one injection) is around $1,195.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 05, 2022 07:27 PM (yikp0)

5 Evening all!
Son won his last two fall ball tournaments and is headed to a clinic in Atlanta this weekend to work out with several college baseball coaches at Kennesaw State in Georgia. He is very excited!

Posted by: Jmel at October 05, 2022 07:27 PM (bVhJi)

6 First thought it was the hangars in Casablanca

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2022 07:28 PM (xhxe8)

7
I guess the commoners will stumble in soon, quite accidentally.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2022 07:28 PM (1Nxff)

8 An overly amorous donkey -- Is Hunter his name by any chance?

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 05, 2022 07:29 PM (JOtiF)

9 Wow, welcome to the US Judicial system. Court of Appeals says DACA for illegals is.... illegal...

But allows the policy to stand for those already here.

HOW THE F DOES THAT WORK?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2022 07:29 PM (oHd/0)

10 Amorous donkey?
Don't tell me... it's Tijuana.

Posted by: wth at October 05, 2022 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

11 The 'commoners' have been summoned.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2022 07:29 PM (TZd1U)

12 Otters holding hands -- but you've seen that. But at the end, one otter leans over to give a little kiss to the other otter's paw

Nurse, I think my buddy ace likes you. Let him carry your books.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2022 07:30 PM (Wnv9h)

13 Bears have me cracking up

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2022 07:30 PM (xhxe8)

14 The first picture is funny, but what is the context- of the sign-an introvert freaking out, or just about noisy life in general?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2022 07:30 PM (vH/6k)

15 Ace, not all Huskies are Malamutes.

Siberian Huskies are slimmer, traditionally used for long distance sled running. Alaskan Malamutes are much larger and are used for pulling much heavier loads. Both are beautiful breeds.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 07:32 PM (yHsuS)

16 I’m currently suspended by Twitter. Any Twitter links, I have to find another way to view. Thank you Ace for everything you do to entertain us.

Posted by: Oso at October 05, 2022 07:33 PM (9M38k)

17 Depends on what the meaning of the word "Illegal" is.

Posted by: wth at October 05, 2022 07:33 PM (v0R5T)

18
Ace, not all Huskies are Malamutes.

_________

Sibes are smaller than Mals.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2022 07:33 PM (1Nxff)

19 Bears have me cracking up
Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2022 07:30 PM

It's a trap! They're distracting you for the otters!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2022 07:34 PM (Wnv9h)

20 My MIL gave me a bag of "Common Crackers" for my birthday.
They are like giant oyster crackers. WTF? These would be the last thing I would eat once all the other food was gone, well except for the broccoli.

Posted by: fd 2001 at October 05, 2022 07:34 PM (sn5EN)

21 I feel like that picture is tryin' to tell me something.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 05, 2022 07:35 PM (YJwUM)

22 That'll do, donkey.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2022 07:35 PM (ZLI7S)

23
Sibes and Mals are indeed handsome breeds, I just couldn't put up with all the talking.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2022 07:35 PM (1Nxff)

24 The picture looks like an alternative universe Rockford Files

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 05, 2022 07:35 PM (RG7Wy)

25 Bears in the hammock is all fun and games... until they figure it out. Then they never leave.

Posted by: wth at October 05, 2022 07:35 PM (v0R5T)

26 All the husky breeds are smart, they are some real escape artists too. Dig, climb, they do it all.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 05, 2022 07:35 PM (jTmQV)

27 >>>Little boy Beckley

Oh, he's a monkey. I wonder if that name is as gay for monkeys as it is for people.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 05, 2022 07:35 PM (gv7Yb)

28 Hi ace!
My birthday is tomorrow! I'll Finally be old enough to drink!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 07:36 PM (1DWAs)

29 That'll do, donkey.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2022 07:35 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2022 07:36 PM (Wnv9h)

30 What kind of deer they be?

And are they good eating?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 05, 2022 07:36 PM (R/m4+)

31 Kittens with balloon: "awww, it vanished"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2022 07:37 PM (Ivdso)

32 20 My MIL gave me a bag of "Common Crackers" for my birthday.
Posted by: fd 2001

WTAF? Does she hate you? Or is she funny?

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 05, 2022 07:37 PM (OX9vb)

33 It looks like Moose the lab. Just a bit older.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 05, 2022 07:37 PM (4sX/q)

34 My birthday is tomorrow! I'll Finally be old enough to drink!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Wow, you must have started *really* early to have your boys!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2022 07:37 PM (TZd1U)

35 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2022 07:37 PM (amL9S)

36 Bears in the hammock is all fun and games... until they figure it out. Then they never leave.
Posted by: wth at October 05, 2022 07:35 PM

Fuckers just can let it go, can they?

Posted by: Goldilocks at October 05, 2022 07:37 PM (Wnv9h)

37 9
'HOW THE F DOES THAT WORK?'

Are we really bound by a judicial branch that isn't bound by the law?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 05, 2022 07:37 PM (roH4R)

38 5 Evening all!
Son won his last two fall ball tournaments and is headed to a clinic in Atlanta this weekend to work out with several college baseball coaches at Kennesaw State in Georgia. He is very excited!
Posted by: Jmel



We'll sign him up right now!! No questions asked!! No? How about we throw in 4 Bangladeshi prospects and 2 mules! Tempting isn't it!

Posted by: Pittsburgh Pirates at October 05, 2022 07:38 PM (sAmhv)

39 Deer look kind of thin, not much meat on them

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2022 07:38 PM (xhxe8)

40 not all Huskies are Malamutes.
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Is that like "not all Huskies are Malamutes but all Malamutes are Huskies"??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 05, 2022 07:38 PM (yikp0)

41 Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 07:36 PM (1DWAs)

I assume that means drink legally? You're only 21 once, although the drinking age was 18 when I was a kid. Happy Birthday. You're a bit younger than my mother would have been. She has the same birthday, but she would have been 99. I hope you have a good and blessed day!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2022 07:38 PM (vH/6k)

42 Stay away from the otters. Just trust me on this.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 05, 2022 07:39 PM (906pl)

43 Deer look kind of thin, not much meat on them
Posted by: Skip

They look like Alien deer!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2022 07:39 PM (TZd1U)

44 My MIL gave me a bag of "Common Crackers" for my birthday.
Posted by: fd 2001

Tres Vermont.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2022 07:39 PM (Wnv9h)

45 It looks like Moose the lab. Just a bit older.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I love animals named after other animals. When I was a kid I had a cat named Mouse.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 05, 2022 07:39 PM (YJwUM)

46 Sibes and Mals are indeed handsome breeds, I just couldn't put up with all the talking.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2022 07:35 PM (1Nxff)

Our Malamute had a funny personality and cracked me up when he would get riled up. RIP, Nicky the Dog.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 07:39 PM (yHsuS)

47 My birthday is tomorrow! I'll Finally be old enough to drink!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 07:36 PM (1DWAs)

Happy birthday!

So you're celebrating the...31st anniversary of your 21st birthday?

Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2022 07:40 PM (amL9S)

48 Hi ace!
My birthday is tomorrow! I'll Finally be old enough to drink!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 07:36 PM


Prediction: Otters, possibly river, in tomorrow's Café

Posted by: Zoltar at October 05, 2022 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)

49 I’m currently suspended by Twitter. Any Twitter links, I have to find another way to view. Thank you Ace for everything you do to entertain us.
Posted by: Oso at October 05, 2022 07:33 PM (9M38k)

Www.nitter.net

Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2022 07:41 PM (amL9S)

50 My birthday is tomorrow! I'll Finally be old enough to drink!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Happy birthday. You're lucky we can't take you out. You'd be hating life the day after.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 07:41 PM (yHsuS)

51 Happy birthday, nurse!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2022 07:41 PM (Wnv9h)

52 Deer look kind of thin, not much meat on them
Posted by: Skip

They look like Alien deer!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2022 07:39 PM (TZd1U)


Those aren't deer, they're some kind of weasel.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 05, 2022 07:41 PM (AiZBA)

53 Happy birthday. You're lucky we can't take you out. You'd be hating life the day after.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 07:41 PM

The TXMoMe is coming up, you know...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2022 07:42 PM (Wnv9h)

54 Is that like "not all Huskies are Malamutes but all Malamutes are Huskies"??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 05, 2022 07:38 PM (yikp0)

I don't know if there are other breeds that are Malamutes other than Alaskan Malamutes.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 07:42 PM (yHsuS)

55 "WTAF? Does she hate you? Or is she funny?
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! "

She gives me some weird stuff. Like the squirrel chair. I should send that thing to the Perfesser.

Posted by: fd 2001 at October 05, 2022 07:42 PM (sn5EN)

56 I'll Finally be old enough to drink!

You're fermented?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 05, 2022 07:42 PM (3GKlG)

57 https://pagesix.com/2022/10/05/
alec baldwin settles with halyna hutchins family

I knew day 1 Alec was paying the family of Hutchins, only when

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2022 07:43 PM (xhxe8)

58 The TXMoMe is coming up, you know...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2022 07:42 PM (Wnv9h)

Possibly next year.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 07:43 PM (yHsuS)

59 Happy birthday, nurse!

And many more!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 05, 2022 07:43 PM (8oyo2)

60 My MIL gave me a bag of "Common Crackers" for my birthday.
They are like giant oyster crackers. WTF? These would be the last thing I would eat once all the other food was gone, well except for the broccoli.
Posted by: fd 2001 at October 05, 2022 07:34 PM (sn5EN)

Common crackers are great. I had them in my bean with bacon soup for lunch. They are very versatile. Split them in two and use them just like a regular cracker. If you don't want yours, I'll take them. I ordered them from the Vermont country store.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 05, 2022 07:43 PM (3p4cr)

61 I gotta get some pics of Moose for the pet thread.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 05, 2022 07:43 PM (4sX/q)

62 Sea otters are all fake and gay.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2022 07:43 PM (u73oe)

63 Have a Happy birthday nurse

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2022 07:44 PM (xhxe8)

64 willowed
415 not on backward in the photo.

https://tinyurl.com/2bx2d9nv
Posted by: Gref
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Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 05, 2022 07:44 PM (ynq4A)

65 53
The TXMoMe is coming up, you know...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2022 07:42 PM (Wnv9h)

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Indeed. A month-long celebration. This one-day-only crap is for losers and David Frenchers.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 05, 2022 07:44 PM (RG7Wy)

66
I don't know if there are other breeds that are Malamutes other than Alaskan Malamutes.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 07:42 PM (yHsuS)

___________

Florida Malamutes are always doing stupid stuff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2022 07:44 PM (1Nxff)

67 Happy Birthday Nurse. By some coincidence, my birthday is the day before yours!

Posted by: fd 2010 at October 05, 2022 07:44 PM (sn5EN)

68 Common crackers are great. I had them in my bean with bacon soup for lunch. They are very versatile. Split them in two and use them just like a regular cracker. If you don't want yours, I'll take them. I ordered them from the Vermont country store.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 05, 2022 07:43 PM (3p4cr)

I thought they might be like Pilot Bread, so I looked them up. Looks kind of like hard tack.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 07:44 PM (yHsuS)

69 "Drink to me only with thine fox."
Firesign Theater.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 05, 2022 07:45 PM (jTmQV)

70 I am a common cracker

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2022 07:45 PM (Ivdso)

71 The eyes on the 2 cup Monty dog . . Was it posted AlaBama who talked about "diamond eyes" . . . "Ooh, your eyes! Let me buy you a diamond!"

Whatever the pooch equivalent is . . treats, steak,whatever . . that's what I'd like to give that pooch.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 05, 2022 07:45 PM (8AONa)

72 Sea otters are all fake and gay.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2022 07:43 PM (u73oe)

Always putting on airs. Look at us, we're so cute. They Disgust me.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 07:46 PM (yHsuS)

73 Happy birthday, fd! You and farmer. And infidel was a couple days ago!

Lucky libras we are!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 07:46 PM (dZGU+)

74 Those aren't deer, they're some kind of weasel.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV


Gerenuks. So, apparently a sort of gerbil?

Search "long neck deer", scroll down until wikipedia, there they are. This internet thing might just catch on.

Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2022 07:46 PM (P1f+c)

75 Looks like there are a lot of Libra's in the crowd.

Posted by: Infidel at October 05, 2022 07:46 PM (Ur3ox)

76 "Common crackers are great. I had them in my bean with bacon soup for lunch. They are very versatile"

They do seems to be a step up from hardtack.

Posted by: fd 2010 Mark IV at October 05, 2022 07:46 PM (sn5EN)

77 Barely can stay awake
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2022 07:46 PM (xhxe8)

78 Duke and flounder.

I see you. Through the scope.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 07:47 PM (dZGU+)

79 We had a Siberian husky/Whippet mix. Think an elongated, skinny Husky. Neighbors thought she was a puppy at age 14 due to how active she was.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 05, 2022 07:47 PM (3p4cr)

80 Duke and flounder.

I see you. Through the scope.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 07:47 PM (dZGU+)

Prevert.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 07:47 PM (yHsuS)

81 Hi ace!
My birthday is tomorrow! I'll Finally be old enough to drink!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 07:36 PM (1DWAs)
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*Raises eyebrow*

Really?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 07:48 PM (llXky)

82 " A nursing fawn. At least, I hope it's nursing."

it is "nursing" on a slightly older fawn, that still has its spots. Is it a male? in any case, now wonder it is frustrated?

Posted by: illiniwek at October 05, 2022 07:49 PM (Cus5s)

83 Lots of Oct Hordelings. lin-duh and Teresa in Ft Worth are birthday girls this monht too.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2022 07:49 PM (fLd3S)

84 *Raises eyebrow*

Really?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 07:48 PM (llXky)

The probation expires.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 07:49 PM (yHsuS)

85 Remember Romper Room and that lady had a magic mirror where she could see you at home? Kind of creepy huh? Not a fan.

Posted by: fd 2010 Mark VI at October 05, 2022 07:49 PM (sn5EN)

86 I am a common cracker
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Central Georgia?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2022 07:50 PM (5CUJ1)

87 I see you. Through the scope.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Good thing your birthday is tomorrow. Getting a buzz by drinking Scope is bad for your health.

Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2022 07:50 PM (P1f+c)

88 *Steps behind Flounder*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2022 07:50 PM (u73oe)

89 They do seems to be a step up from hardtack.

Posted by: fd 2010 Mark IV at October 05, 2022 07:46 PM (sn5EN)
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At a civil war reenactment decades ago (sheesh, I can say that now) one of the 'events' was a hard tack competition.

Biscuits were rated on flavor, hardness and tensile strength.

To test the hardness, they were pitting against a rock - which one of them etched.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 07:50 PM (llXky)

90 Looks like there are a lot of Libra's in the crowd.

Also a few days ago.

Posted by: t-bird at October 05, 2022 07:50 PM (amJF4)

91 A pal of mine had a Sib husky. The things I remember:
Don't wear a black suit around it.
It escaped its enclosure daily.
It loved to "talk" and "sing".
If it didn't want to go out for a walk, there really wasn't a damn thing you could do about it short of drag it around by its leash.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 05, 2022 07:51 PM (jTmQV)

92 *snoopy dance*

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 07:51 PM (dZGU+)

93 Looks like there are a lot of Libra's in the crowd.

Also a few days ago.
Posted by: t-bird at October 05, 2022 07:50 PM (amJF4)
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Kinda makes me wonder how many of them were conceived on New Year's Eve...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2022 07:51 PM (K5n5d)

94 I don't know if there are other breeds that are Malamutes other than Alaskan Malamutes.
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🐶

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 05, 2022 07:51 PM (yikp0)

95 The probation expires.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 07:49 PM (yHsuS)
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Oh.

Ooooh.

*Looks away*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 07:51 PM (llXky)

96 83 Lots of Oct Hordelings. lin-duh and Teresa in Ft Worth are birthday girls this monht too.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2022 07:49 PM (fLd3S)
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For some inexplicable reason I have a decent sized Nothing Bundt Cake gift card that has been sitting here forever. I can turn that into some MoMe birthday cakes if you want. I may not have enough for everyone, but I have more than enough for the October people.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 05, 2022 07:52 PM (RG7Wy)

97
Hardtack and coffee won the Civil War.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2022 07:53 PM (1Nxff)

98 I'm watching something about Jack T. Ripper. It has me wondering. Were any Sherlock Holmes stories set in London's east end or White Chapel or did he do all his detecting in wealthier areas?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 05, 2022 07:53 PM (WLqUl)

99 Heh. Youtube suggested video in their 'News' strip of vids:

'AP: Biden caught on hot mic- 'No one fucks with a Biden.'

Me: Dear Lord, can we stop with the dark brandon memes. This is just pathetic. We know why you are trying to show him as a tough talker and wtf ever.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2022 07:53 PM (dNqv+)

100 *tosses flounder a sammich *
Oh, be nice, you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 07:53 PM (dZGU+)

101 I don't know if there are other breeds that are Malamutes other than Alaskan Malamutes.

mala -- bad, evil
mute -- unable to speak

Who the hell named that breed?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 05, 2022 07:53 PM (AiZBA)

102 Whippet good. You must whippet!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 05, 2022 07:53 PM (yikp0)

103 Bears at the hammock are about as stupid as Pandas at a hammock. Only faster.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 05, 2022 07:53 PM (ynq4A)

104 The otters.

Awwww....

Sniff...sniff...

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 07:54 PM (anj39)

105 Had two grandkids b-days last week.
January must have been cold.

Posted by: Bosk at October 05, 2022 07:54 PM (v4L7Y)

106 Kinda makes me wonder how many of them were conceived on New Year's Eve...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2022 07:51 PM (K5n5d)
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There is a "bulge" in births that coincides with the onset of serious winter weather. It gets cold, and people need to stay warm.

Nine months later...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 07:54 PM (llXky)

107 Were any Sherlock Holmes stories set in London's east end or White Chapel or did he do all his detecting in wealthier areas?

Several, including The Man with the Twisted Lip. He never touched on the Ripper though. I have a story in mind as to why, but the last Holmes short story I wrote was really tough and not especially well received.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2022 07:54 PM (Ivdso)

108 The TXMoMe is coming up, you know...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2022 07:42 PM (Wnv9h)

Possibly next year.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 07:43 PM

*sigh*

We'll bend an elbow for you, flounder.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2022 07:54 PM (Wnv9h)

109 "Hardtack and coffee won the Civil War.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"

It dang sure weren't won by common crackers.

Posted by: fd 2010 Mark VII at October 05, 2022 07:54 PM (sn5EN)

110 97
Hardtack and coffee won the Civil War.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2022 07:53 PM (1Nxff)

I wanna try Slush (Shelby Foote described it.) You supposedly used bacon grease, broken up hardtack/corn meal. Mixed it all together into a batter like substance. Wrapped it around the ramrod of your rifle and cooked it over the fire.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2022 07:54 PM (dNqv+)

111 Kinda makes me wonder how many of them were conceived on New Year's Eve...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2022 07:51 PM (K5n5d)

I'm more in the "valentine's day" crop....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 05, 2022 07:55 PM (6FeV1)

112 Had two grandkids b-days last week.
January must have been cold.

Posted by: Bosk at October 05, 2022 07:54 PM (v4L7Y)
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A significant portion of my family is born is June. Fall in Michigan must be pretty romantic!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 07:55 PM (llXky)

113 A pal of mine had a Sib husky. The things I remember:
Don't wear a black suit around it.
It escaped its enclosure daily.
It loved to "talk" and "sing".
If it didn't want to go out for a walk, there really wasn't a damn thing you could do about it short of drag it around by its leash.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 05, 2022 07:51 PM (jTmQV)

He pretty well nailed it. The good thing about the escapes is that they always return to the front door smiling. Letting you know how much fun they had and are smarter than you.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 05, 2022 07:56 PM (3p4cr)

114 It dang sure weren't won by common crackers.
Posted by: fd 2010 Mark VII at October 05, 2022 07:54 PM (sn5EN)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S BOTH RACIST AND IRONIC

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at October 05, 2022 07:56 PM (6FeV1)

115 You supposedly used bacon grease, broken up hardtack/corn meal. Mixed it all together into a batter like substance.

Hellfire Stew. Max Miller cooked up a batch, he wasn't real impressed.

https://youtu.be/KTVPV-15GL0

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2022 07:56 PM (Ivdso)

116 *tosses flounder a sammich *
Oh, be nice, you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 07:53 PM

Nurse is proof that the ettes love us, and want us to be happy.

- Shit Ben Franklin totally would have said.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2022 07:57 PM (Wnv9h)

117 Kinda makes me wonder how many of them were conceived on New Year's Eve...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Ding, Ding, wedding was in March.

Posted by: Infidel at October 05, 2022 07:57 PM (Ur3ox)

118 The nursing fawn and mother are Axis deer. No, not Nazi deer. Axis deer. They retain the spots their entire lives.

A couple of those lives I've suddenly ended with a neatly placed 6.5x55 139 gr. Norma bullet.

Axis is a far tastier deer than whitetail. Not as good as elk though.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2022 07:57 PM (e6UQI)

119 Nurse is proof that the ettes love us, and want us to be happy.

- Shit Ben Franklin totally would have said.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2022 07:57 PM (Wnv9h)

Narrator: Little did he know that the sammich was spiked.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 07:57 PM (yHsuS)

120 Hellfire Stew. Max Miller cooked up a batch, he wasn't real impressed.

https://youtu.be/KTVPV-15GL0
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2022 07:56 PM (Ivdso)

Hunger is the best sauce, CRT. They could not exactly go to the local Arbys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2022 07:57 PM (dNqv+)

121 John Sexton: Trustee of transgender charity resigns after his speech to pro-pedophile conference is uncovered

https://tinyurl.com/3scx6cna

JK Rowling chimes in. Apparently Emma Watson, who played Hermione in the Harry Potter movies, is/was a supporter of this charity.

Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2022 07:57 PM (amL9S)

122 I'm more in the "valentine's day" crop....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 05, 2022 07:55 PM (6FeV1)
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I might be in the "Halloween" crop...Born in early August, so could have been conceived around late October...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2022 07:58 PM (K5n5d)

123 I wanna try Slush (Shelby Foote described it.) You supposedly used bacon grease, broken up hardtack/corn meal. Mixed it all together into a batter like substance. Wrapped it around the ramrod of your rifle and cooked it over the fire.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2022 07:54 PM (dNqv+)
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He pronounced it "Sloosh," and it sounds awful but tasty.

Coffee and hard tack had their place, but don't ignore salt pork and beans. The origin of pork 'n beans is Civil War camp cooking, where you combine the bean ration with the salt pork and leave it in the dutch oven all day.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 07:58 PM (llXky)

124 8. Posted by: GnuBreed

Joey. Joey the amorous donkey.

Posted by: Lola at October 05, 2022 07:59 PM (NIYa7)

125 Narrator: Little did he know that the sammich was spiked.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 07:57 PM

Nurse probably has access to roofies and other good stuff. Hospitals, and all.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2022 07:59 PM (Wnv9h)

126 LOL

Good thing I read the sidebar to find out I'm on the podcast next week.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 05, 2022 07:59 PM (5p7BC)

127 Hunger is the best sauce, CRT.

Yeah, march 20 miles with full kit and it probably was filling enough to keep you going if not desirable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2022 07:59 PM (Ivdso)

128 Me: Dear Lord, can we stop with the dark brandon memes. ...
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Putin snirks

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 05, 2022 07:59 PM (ynq4A)

129 I might be in the "Halloween" crop...Born in early August, so could have been conceived around late October...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2022 07:58 PM

You and me both.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2022 08:00 PM (Wnv9h)

130 One of my Savannah boys is purring in my ear, it’s like a chainsaw. But it’s Sabi (officially Wasabi) and he isn’t a big purrer, so I will sit here and go deaf. The things we do for our beasts.

Posted by: Piper at October 05, 2022 08:00 PM (0GTCG)

131
Axis is a far tastier deer than whitetail. Not as good as elk though.

Posted by: Jim at

BIL is sighting in his rifle tomorrow morning, he got an elk tag this year. I'll be going along to be his spotter.
Maybe I'll get to taste some AZ elk.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2022 08:00 PM (TZd1U)

132 Colonel Travis, Thank you but hang on to them. lin-duh may or may not be doing keto and Teresa has to do gluten free. Geeze, I think I may know these people real well!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2022 08:00 PM (fLd3S)

133 I just tried to look up Holmes's murder sites but the best I could find only listed the cities/towns so just 'London' and not, say, 'Belgravia'.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 05, 2022 08:01 PM (yikp0)

134 Ben Had - gotcha! Thanks

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 05, 2022 08:02 PM (RG7Wy)

135 I'm more in the "valentine's day" crop....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 05, 2022 07:55 PM (6FeV1)
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One of the great embarrassments I unload on my kids from time to time is the fact that the conception date of the youngest is known with absolute precision. My wife and I had both been completely overwhelmed with workand FINALLY we took a night out together, our first date night in a long time, and the last for several weeks afterwards.

Nine months later...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 08:03 PM (llXky)

136 Elk is awesome. I'm jealous of the folks out west.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 05, 2022 08:03 PM (4sX/q)

137 121 @Robert

Shock. Surprise. Stunned.

Posted by: Piper at October 05, 2022 08:03 PM (0GTCG)

138 Houses in White Chapel run in the millions of pounds today m

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 05, 2022 08:04 PM (WLqUl)

139 I am april. Probably July then? My parent's anniversary is in July.

Fairly pedestrian.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2022 08:04 PM (dNqv+)

140 Rekieta Law YouTube channel just got taken down.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 05, 2022 08:04 PM (xPl2J)

141 For the later taters, from the VA school walkout thread.

Okay, well it's bad news and good news.

Bad.. I am at stage 4 and some in my bones, mostly around the spine and rib cage. Good.. this doctor is just phenomenal. He said I can't cure you, but I can treat you and I promise with my treatment plan and how you respond you could live many more years. It will involve chemo and immunotherapy. Brain MRI on October 20, then a port will put in to start the chemo treatment.

Posted by: jewells45 at October 05, 2022 03:26 PM (nxdel)

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 08:05 PM (yHsuS)

142 140 Rekieta Law YouTube channel just got taken down.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 05, 2022 08:04 PM (xPl2J)

And that was three strikes. He just started a sponsor too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2022 08:05 PM (dNqv+)

143 "Nine months later..."

Back in the good ol days Alaska Air used to do weekend in Seattle in Anchorage. Round trip and hotel for 2 nights.
It was pretty cheap if I remember right.

Nine months later....

Posted by: Bosk at October 05, 2022 08:06 PM (v4L7Y)

144 Elk is awesome. I'm jealous of the folks out west.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 05, 2022 08:03 PM (4sX/q)
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Atlanta is the elk capital of Michigan. Located in the northeast part of the Mitten.

Our Dept. of Transportation maps have both the elk range and the moose ranges on them because...why not?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 08:06 PM (llXky)

145 I gave the cat a common cracker. She just batted it and walked off. I reckon she'll eat it if she gets hungry enough.

Dogs aren't picky like that. I think I just figured out what to do with the crackers.

Posted by: fd 2.0 at October 05, 2022 08:06 PM (sn5EN)

146 Be careful with the MRI, Jewells, if you have a magnetic personality!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 05, 2022 08:07 PM (oGiDo)

147 From Anchorage. Doh!

Posted by: Bosk at October 05, 2022 08:07 PM (v4L7Y)

148 128
So did I then I remembered how much power FJB commands (stolen as it is).

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 05, 2022 08:07 PM (roH4R)

149 75 Looks like there are a lot of Libra's in the crowd.
Posted by: Infidel at October 05, 2022 07:46 PM (Ur3ox)


***raises paw***


For some inexplicable reason I have a decent sized Nothing Bundt Cake gift card that has been sitting here forever. I can turn that into some MoMe birthday cakes if you want. I may not have enough for everyone, but I have more than enough for the October people.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 05, 2022 07:52 PM (RG7Wy)


I will also be bringing Gluten-free cupcakes for everyone (from the same place as the last 3 years - I bet most people didn't know they were GF)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at October 05, 2022 08:07 PM (SRRAx)

150 Elon Musk = Buying Twitter is an accelerant to creating X, the everything app
4:39 PM - Oct 4, 2022

twitter stock might keep up with inflation

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 05, 2022 08:07 PM (ynq4A)

151 So many prayers up for Jewell.

Posted by: Piper at October 05, 2022 08:07 PM (0GTCG)

152 ..BIL is sighting in his rifle tomorrow morning, he got an elk tag this year. I'll be going along to be his spotter.
Maybe I'll get to taste some AZ elk. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2022 08:00 PM (TZd1U)

Bring a shoulder to the TxMoMeet, and you'll be everyone's best friend, all the way to the very last bite!

(...and I know better than to ask for the backstrap. them's fightin' words!)

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2022 08:07 PM (e6UQI)

153
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 05, 2022 08:08 PM (ENBF0)

154 Dogs aren't picky like that. I think I just figured out what to do with the crackers.
Posted by: fd 2.0 at October 05, 2022 08:06 PM (sn5EN)

Ajax will literally eat anything if he thinks I am eating it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2022 08:08 PM (dNqv+)

155 I've heard of people putting out the call for workers from around America after disasters. But it's always for highly skilled dudes, at really high pay. Master electricians and plumbers, etc., and they travel in their own vehicles, or maybe on a company plane ticket.

Nobody goes hundreds of miles *north* in a van to collect illiterate Aztec CHUDs who can't run a leaf blower without burning it out in two days. Those guys are falling off the trees basically everywhere at this point.

Something about that story stinks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2022 08:08 PM (oINRc)

156 Dogs aren't picky like that. I think I just figured out what to do with the crackers.

Posted by: fd 2.0 at October 05, 2022 08:06 PM (sn5EN)
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Cats are obligatory carnivores. Some will eat odd things, but they're not as flexible as dogs.

One of the many signs of our modern decadence/cruelty is cat ladies trying to make their cats vegan.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 08:09 PM (llXky)

157 For some inexplicable reason I have a decent sized Nothing Bundt Cake gift card that has been sitting here forever. I can turn that into some MoMe birthday cakes if you want. I may not have enough for everyone, but I have more than enough for the October people.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 05, 2022 07:52 PM (RG

Those things are soooo delicious. I used to stop by just to try the tastings. I couldn't buy a big one because I'd eat the whole thing.

Posted by: LASue at October 05, 2022 08:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

158 151 So many prayers up for Jewell.
Posted by: Piper at October 05, 2022 08:07 PM (0GTCG)
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Yes, I missed her posting that originally. Lots and lots of prayers.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 05, 2022 08:09 PM (RG7Wy)

159 Comrade flounder, thanks for posting jewells' update.

I hope she has many more years; doc sounds like a true winner.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 05, 2022 08:09 PM (OX9vb)

160 Just got the word that we've a new granddaughter. 9 lbs 12 Oz. Mother and daughter are doing great.

Posted by: Cosda at October 05, 2022 08:10 PM (v5zSA)

161 I guess I'm asking if White Chapel was ever mentioned by name in a Holmes story?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 05, 2022 08:10 PM (WLqUl)

162 It was pretty cheap if I remember right.

*****************

Alaska Air was my favorite airline, easy peasy nonstops to Washington whenever I had business in the state, only time where I get like I was flying at least business or higher class despite taking regular seats.

Then they got bought out I think, Seattle became a complete shithole when before it was just a normal shithole, and my wang fang was wong fonged

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger, Now With 67% More Secession at October 05, 2022 08:11 PM (VTu1l)

163 Just got the word that we've a new granddaughter. 9 lbs 12 Oz. Mother and daughter are doing great.

Posted by: Cosda at October 05, 2022 08:10 PM (v5zSA)

New baby, new baby, new baby!

Congratulations.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 08:11 PM (yHsuS)

164 160 Just got the word that we've a new granddaughter. 9 lbs 12 Oz. Mother and daughter are doing great.
Posted by: Cosda at October 05, 2022 08:10 PM (v5zSA)

Congrats man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2022 08:11 PM (dNqv+)

165 I guess I'm asking if White Chapel was ever mentioned by name in a Holmes story?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 05, 2022 08:10 PM (WLqUl)
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Not to be confused with White Castle, which has a very different clientele...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 08:11 PM (llXky)

166 Just got the word that we've a new granddaughter. 9 lbs 12 Oz. Mother and daughter are doing great.

Posted by: Cosda at October 05, 2022 08:10 PM (v5zSA)
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Congrats! Grandkids are wonderful.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 08:12 PM (llXky)

167 Probably posted this already, but it's a different twist to a classic.

https://youtu.be/d_abhUY0_E8

Morgan James covers Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd.

And with that...

'night....

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 05, 2022 08:12 PM (sAmhv)

168 We're pulling for you jewells.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2022 08:12 PM (dNqv+)

169 Posted by: jewells45 at October 05, 2022 03:26 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 08:05 PM (yHsuS)

Oh man. That is some very scary news. I hope she knows how many are praying for her.

Posted by: LASue at October 05, 2022 08:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

170 Cosda, Congratulations.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2022 08:13 PM (fLd3S)

171 156 @A.H. Lloyd one of my cats loves blueberries. They actually need some fruits and veggies they would get by eating herbivore prey. But to make them vegan is cruel, cats are mini apex predators.

Posted by: Piper at October 05, 2022 08:13 PM (0GTCG)

172 Night Puddleglum.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2022 08:13 PM (dNqv+)

173 Morgan James covers Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd.

And with that...

'night....
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 05, 2022 08:12 PM (sAmh
Great voice.v)

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 05, 2022 08:13 PM (WLqUl)

174 Bring a shoulder to the TxMoMeet, and you'll be everyone's best friend, all the way to the very last bite!

Posted by: Jim

He's hunting Thanksgiving week... guess I'll just have to tell you about in in Dec...

To Sous Vide or to Smoke that is the question...
The answer of course is: both!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2022 08:14 PM (TZd1U)

175 Cosda, congratulations!

Posted by: Piper at October 05, 2022 08:14 PM (0GTCG)

176 Congrats! Grandkids are wonderful.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
******
Yeah they are. She's our 4th in as many years and we've another coming next spring.

Posted by: Cosda at October 05, 2022 08:14 PM (v5zSA)

177 They actually need some fruits and veggies they would get by eating herbivore prey. But to make them vegan is cruel, cats are mini apex predators.

Posted by: Piper at October 05, 2022 08:13 PM (0GTCG)
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And of course cat grass.

The joke on Twitter is that toddler trans kids are like vegan cats - we all know who is really making that decision.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 08:14 PM (llXky)

178 160 Just got the word that we've a new granddaughter. 9 lbs 12 Oz. Mother and daughter are doing great.
Posted by: Cosda at October 05, 2022 08:10 PM (v5zSA

Wonderful news! New life is always joyful.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 05, 2022 08:15 PM (OX9vb)

179 Also A.H Lloyd, I just repeated what you said because I didn’t read it closely. Let’s just pretend my post didn’t happen. Haha.

Posted by: Piper at October 05, 2022 08:15 PM (0GTCG)

180 Malamutes are much calmer dogs than Siberians as long as you dont mind them eating your cat

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger, Now With 67% More Secession at October 05, 2022 08:15 PM (VTu1l)

181 Nobody goes hundreds of miles *north* in a van to collect illiterate Aztec CHUDs who can't run a leaf blower without burning it out in two days. Those guys are falling off the trees basically everywhere at this point.

Something about that story stinks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2022 08:08 PM (oINR

Yep. It could be a Jeffrey Dahmer or Jaime Gumm.

Posted by: LASue at October 05, 2022 08:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

182 Yeah they are. She's our 4th in as many years and we've another coming next spring.
Posted by: Cosda at October 05, 2022 08:14 PM (v5zSA)

You did a good job explaining how the whole thing works to the kids. Looks like they have the hang of it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2022 08:16 PM (dNqv+)

183 Mother and daughter are doing great.
Posted by: Cosda

That's the important part!
Congrats!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2022 08:17 PM (TZd1U)

184 Congratulations, Cosda and family.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 05, 2022 08:17 PM (yikp0)

185 The quokka! So adorable.

Fun fact:
If you compare pictures of a quokka and the dude from Ancient Aliens, very similar!

Posted by: DaisyB at October 05, 2022 08:18 PM (AbL8c)

186 Speaking of cats, it's cool in Michigan so I deployed the fuzzy blanket - and the cat has immediately taken her usual position.

She's so funny - she likes to be scratched and if you hit the sweet spot behind the ears, she frantically moves her back paws. "That's it! That's the spot!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 08:18 PM (llXky)

187 FWIW I understand that the atmospheric thing about London fog during the Ripper murders is not true. There was no fog during that time.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 05, 2022 08:18 PM (WLqUl)

188 184 Congratulations, Cosda and family
******
Thanks to all.

Posted by: Cosda at October 05, 2022 08:18 PM (v5zSA)

189 Isn't Ace a Ripperologist?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 05, 2022 08:19 PM (WLqUl)

190 Cosda you are blessed with a wonderful family

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 05, 2022 08:20 PM (RG7Wy)

191 Isn't Ace a Ripperologist?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 05, 2022 08:19 PM (WLqUl)
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Really? Shelving, busty lesbian porn - he's a true renaissance man!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 08:20 PM (llXky)

192 132 Colonel Travis, Thank you but hang on to them. lin-duh may or may not be doing keto and Teresa has to do gluten free. Geeze, I think I may know these people real well!
Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2022 08:00 PM (fLd3S)


No reason he can't bring them for other folks to eat - I hear those cakes are amazing!!!!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at October 05, 2022 08:21 PM (SRRAx)

193 I want cake!

*stomps feet*
*pouts in the corner*

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 08:23 PM (Fd5YO)

194
Rosalind is home and fine after her digestive episode yesterday. It's TMI to say what the problem was, but it all came out in the end. So to speak.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2022 08:24 PM (1Nxff)

195 Malamutes are much calmer dogs than Siberians as long as you dont mind them eating your cat

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger, Now With 67% More Secession at October 05, 2022 08:15 PM (VTu1l)

This is my experience, too. They will also eat your zucchinis and any rando squirrel who attempts to steal its dogfood.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 08:24 PM (yHsuS)

196 No reason he can't bring them for other folks to eat - I hear those cakes are amazing!!!!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at October 05, 2022 08:21 PM (SRRAx)

I'd try one! I will have no diet restrictions during TxMoMe.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 05, 2022 08:24 PM (OX9vb)

197 And congratulations, Cosda!

I hope to be a grandma someday. Not too soon. But soonish. Like in the next 5-10.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 08:24 PM (U2p+3)

198 I want cake!

*stomps feet*
*pouts in the corner*

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 08:23 PM (Fd5YO)

*passes Nurse a cake*

Go ahead. Try it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 08:25 PM (yHsuS)

199 From earlier: the great chess inquisition that's no doubt already underway needs to be treating Magnus C as Person Of Interest #2. The fact that his mind jumped so quickly to cheating makes me wonder if this is another Herb Stempel thing where the whole game is rigged and everyone's in on it. Not trying to blame the victim here, but my suspicion is that--like the world class competitive strategist he is--he knows more than he's publicly letting on and he might be willing to say some stuff.

Posted by: CppThis at October 05, 2022 08:25 PM (UewuT)

200 190 Cosda you are blessed with a wonderful family
Posted by: Colonel Travis
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Thank you, but I have to say that both my wife and I come from strong families and we are fortunate to have produced a pretty good family together as now are our kids. It's how it supposed to be.

Posted by: Cosda at October 05, 2022 08:25 PM (v5zSA)

201 *racks shotgun*

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 08:26 PM (U2p+3)

202 Isn't Ace a Ripperologist?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 05, 2022 08:19 PM (WLqUl)
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I don't know about Ace, but I believe at least one of our Morons is indeed a Ripperologist....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2022 08:26 PM (K5n5d)

203 My memory might be false but I thought Ace said something about being a Ripperologist.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 05, 2022 08:26 PM (WLqUl)

204 Our Dept. of Transportation maps have both the elk range and the moose ranges on them because...why not?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 08:06 PM (llXky)


Elk is awesome.
Moose is awesomer.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 08:26 PM (anj39)

205 I'd try one! I will have no diet restrictions during TxMoMe.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 05, 2022 08:24 PM (OX9vb)
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Everyone knows calories don't count during a MOME!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2022 08:27 PM (K5n5d)

206 Just got the word that we've a new granddaughter. 9 lbs 12 Oz. Mother and daughter are doing great.

Posted by: Cosda at October 05, 2022 08:10 PM

Woo hoo! Congratulations!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2022 08:28 PM (Wnv9h)

207 21 I feel like that picture is tryin' to tell me something.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 05, 2022 07:35 PM (YJwUM)

I think that's a late 70's firebird in the picture, but not completely sure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2022 08:28 PM (r46W7)

208 201 *racks shotgun*
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 08:26 PM (U2p+3)
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does this mean "bring a GD cake"

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 05, 2022 08:28 PM (RG7Wy)

209 Everyone knows calories don't count during a MOME!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2022 08:27 PM

*nods*

This is a Known Thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2022 08:28 PM (Wnv9h)

210 Well done Team Cosda!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 08:29 PM (anj39)

211 Not trying to blame the victim here, but my suspicion is that--like the world class competitive strategist he is--he knows more than he's publicly letting on and he might be willing to say some stuff.

Posted by: CppThis at October 05, 2022 08:25 PM (UewuT)
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One of the "tells" that cheating may have been at work was that the winner was oddly evasive about how he won.

Normally, chess players will bore you to death about how they saw this strategy and then that move occurred to them. Apparently the kid was unable to describe either his thoughts or strategy - which would indicate that he was following a bot, not thinking it up himself.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 08:29 PM (llXky)

212 Colonel Travis!
That was not meant towards you. flounder knows what he did. He's a bad little fishy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 08:30 PM (U2p+3)

213 I want cake!

*stomps feet*
*pouts in the corner*
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 08:23 PM

Wait...which one of you put nurse in the corner?!

No one puts nurse in the corner!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2022 08:30 PM (Wnv9h)

214 I'm eating Burger King, going to regret this tomorrow.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 08:30 PM (AtbPp)

215 nurse I'm laughing, yes I know

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 05, 2022 08:30 PM (RG7Wy)

216 But yes.

Bring a cake. Pretty please!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 08:31 PM (U2p+3)

217 Tucker just put on a trailer for a piece they did, 'The End Of Men". Not only was it perfectly done, it convinced me once again that he or someone on his staff reads our site regularly. Running as captions throughout the trailer was this message, that I have seen here often but never run into anywhere else:

Hard Times create Strong Men
Strong Men create Good Times
Good Times create Weak Men.
Weak men create Hard Times

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2022 08:31 PM (r46W7)

218 Kittens playing with a ba...

Never mind.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 08:31 PM (mE7cY)

219 I'm eating Burger King, going to regret this tomorrow.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 08:30 PM (AtbPp)
---
I'd be regretting it now. Don't like eating there. I liked the steak sandwich they had circa 1979 which was topped with actual onion rings.

All downhill since then.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 08:32 PM (llXky)

220 Thomas Bender,

An "Impossible Burger?"

Because that's kinda faggy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 08:32 PM (U2p+3)

221 Elk is awesome.
Moose is awesomer.
Posted by: Diogenes

I was informed by my sister that by the time you empty a freezer of moose meat you, your family, and your neighbors are quite tired of moose meat.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2022 08:32 PM (TZd1U)

222 Any update on Jewells?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 08:32 PM (mE7cY)

223 DACA is ruled illegal, but the 600k dreamers can stay. It's equivalent to robbing a bank is illegal but if you got away, you can keep the money. Clown country.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at October 05, 2022 08:32 PM (oWBc3)

224 217 Tucker just put on a trailer for a piece they did, 'The End Of Men". Not only was it perfectly done, it convinced me once again that he or someone on his staff reads our site regularly. Running as captions throughout the trailer was this message, that I have seen here often but never run into anywhere else:

Hard Times create Strong Men
Strong Men create Good Times
Good Times create Weak Men.
Weak men create Hard Times
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2022 08:31 PM (r46W7)

Though that was pretty popular to say and people have made meme images for it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 05, 2022 08:33 PM (eYoxG)

225
Bring a cake. Pretty please!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 08:31 PM


you can source it locally at the Collins Street Bakery (somebody should warn them that we're coming)

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 05, 2022 08:33 PM (ENBF0)

226 Any update on Jewells?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 08:32 PM (mE7cY)
---
Scroll up through the comments.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 08:33 PM (llXky)

227 Shatner did a version of Common Crackers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2022 08:33 PM (63Dwl)

228 Good evening everyone. Just finished up our Zoom Rosary call. When we finished we were all just chit chatting and our leader offered that she went to an all girl's Catholic HS. In 9th grade an assembly was held and the nuns brought in a hired gun to give them all 'The Talk'.

Apparently, the speaker's name was 'Miss Dick'. As you might imagine, it went to hell almost immediately. She still laughs about it 60 years later.

Clearly, a Moron worthy story.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2022 08:33 PM (LsEU/)

229 I was informed by my sister that by the time you empty a freezer of moose meat you, your family, and your neighbors are quite tired of moose meat.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2022 08:32 PM (TZd1U)

Well. They ain't small.
I remember my dad bringing back one from Canada. Damn we ate good!
The secret...two freezers!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 08:34 PM (anj39)

230 Scroll up through the comments.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 08:33 PM (llXky)

I did. I guess I missed it

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 08:35 PM (mE7cY)

231 @219

>>All downhill since then.

I typically don't eat fast food but I just got out of a wake and the party I'm with decided to get Burger King, so when in Saddle Brook, you do what denizens of Saddle Brook do.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 08:35 PM (AtbPp)

232 Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2022 08:33 PM

What? Was Ms. Choksondik not available?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2022 08:35 PM (Wnv9h)

233 I don't know about Ace, but I believe at least one of our Morons is indeed a Ripperologist....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2022 08:26 PM (K5n5d)

at one point I read a lot about it, but then I got totally sick of the story. For all the talk and energy spent on his story, his total wasn't even one weekend in Chicago.

I suppose it's a window into an innocent time when vicious murders were actually unusual.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2022 08:36 PM (r46W7)

234 214 I'm eating Burger King, going to regret this tomorrow.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 08:30 PM (AtbPp)

On the hierarchy...bk is below taco bell and Chipotle

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 05, 2022 08:36 PM (/6GbT)

235 I did. I guess I missed it
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 08:35 PM (mE7cY)

Post 141 AlaBAMA.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 05, 2022 08:36 PM (OX9vb)

236
I did. I guess I missed it
Posted by: AlaBAMA

See 141.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2022 08:36 PM (TZd1U)

237 Diogones. Mooses is huge, but it remains that in the Nordic countries, the 6.5x55 is still a very popular moose-killin' round. Good accuracy, 2,900 fps from a 24" bbl., and one of the highest sectional densities in the bullets catalog. Great coefficient of drag, which helps with long range shots, but those are seldom and few in those frozen Northern forests.

And now the Boomstick Boffins have perfected the 6.5 Creedmoor. Same exact bullet and benefits, about 98%~99% the same velocities, but the Creedmoor is earning long range accuracy trophies by the boxcar load. All has to do with how the shape of the case and type of powders used, make the "pressure wave" that sends the bullet targetward. Looks like the Creedmoor has just a bit less "upset" as the round leaves the barrel, giving it a smoother initial start on it's flight.

I've been testing rounds through my Creedmoor. It's living up to the hype. Now, I just need to get in on a moose hunt !

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2022 08:36 PM (e6UQI)

238 On the hierarchy...bk is below taco bell and Chipotle
Posted by: A dude in MI

But above White Castle.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2022 08:36 PM (LsEU/)

239 I'm eating a bowl of oatmeal..I feel safe

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 05, 2022 08:36 PM (/6GbT)

240 brought in a hired gun to give them all 'The Talk'.

Apparently, the speaker's name was 'Miss Dick'.
Posted by: Tonypete


It's a family business, but it went woke. Her son, Missing Dick, runs it now.

Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2022 08:36 PM (P1f+c)

241 Hordemind!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2022 08:36 PM (Wnv9h)

242 Well done April!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2022 08:37 PM (TZd1U)

243 @220

>>
An "Impossible Burger?" Because that's kinda faggy.

No, just a whopper with cheese, fries and a Diet Coke.

Pretty standard but I eat this type a food perhaps 2 or 3 times a year and each time I feel dirty in the morning.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 08:37 PM (AtbPp)

244 K. I found it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 08:38 PM (mE7cY)

245 I finally got the dang grass all mowed. What a relief because the weather-guessers are saying 50% rain starting next Wednesday for 3 days. Yay! We need rain in ETEX.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2022 08:38 PM (0OP+5)

246 140 Rekieta Law YouTube channel just got taken down.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 05, 2022 08:04 PM (xPl2J)


Nick Rekieta's entire youtube channel is gone. He's been cancelled.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 05, 2022 08:39 PM (4I/2K)

247 I persevere to pray harder.

Fuck cancer

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 08:39 PM (mE7cY)

248 Pretty standard but I eat this type a food perhaps 2 or 3 times a year and each time I feel dirty in the morning.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 08:37 PM

Perhaps a stronger, more absorbent TP is in order?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2022 08:39 PM (Wnv9h)

249 I've been testing rounds through my Creedmoor. It's living up to the hype. Now, I just need to get in on a moose hunt !

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2022 08:36 PM (e6UQI
***

Dad was good friends with the guide who set him up with a good shot. Took it with a 30-30.
Yes. A 30-30.
Ol man was poor and that was all he had.
Took four rounds.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 08:39 PM (anj39)

250 Apparently, the speaker's name was 'Miss Dick'. As you might imagine, it went to hell almost immediately. She still laughs about it 60 years later.

Clearly, a Moron worthy story.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2022 08:33 PM (LsEU/)
---
South Park had a teacher named Miss Choksondik ("chokes on dick"). At one point her and Mr. Mackey were tasked with teaching sex ed to the school children, with hilarious results.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2022 08:40 PM (K5n5d)

251
Perhaps a stronger, more absorbent TP is in order?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Depends.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2022 08:41 PM (TZd1U)

252 Pretty standard but I eat this type a food perhaps 2 or 3 times a year and each time I feel dirty in the morning.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 08:37 PM (AtbPp)
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Can't recall the last time I had BK. Many years. Could have been while in Germany and they had one on base and the line for the Kebop place was super-long.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 08:41 PM (llXky)

253 Burger King is good for cleaning you out if your all bound up and need to make some room in your lower regions.

I prefer Captain D's however for that type of operation.

The fried fish meal will wring your guts out like an old dish towel.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 05, 2022 08:41 PM (R/m4+)

254 Apparently, the speaker's name was 'Miss Dick'.
Posted by: Tonypete


Had an instructor at college named Miss Rack.
And yes. She had 'em.
Cute too.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 08:42 PM (anj39)

255 If I'm gonna get a burger, it's gotta be a Whataburger. They're one of the last places that still have real malts.

although In'n'Out is pretty good if I'm near the museum district in Fort Worth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2022 08:42 PM (r46W7)

256 Whataburger. Sometimes twice a day. I may start the morning with a sausage/egg/cheese biskit with mustard, and snag a sweet and spicy bacon burger with two kinds of cheese later. Whataburger. So good yankees can't screw it up. Not much.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2022 08:42 PM (0OP+5)

257 It seems they could offer up some fast food meals for colonoscopy prep

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 05, 2022 08:42 PM (/6GbT)

258 South Park had a teacher named Miss Choksondik ("chokes on dick"). At one point her and Mr. Mackey were tasked with teaching sex ed to the school children, with hilarious results.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2022 08:40 PM (K5n5d)
---
I'd say equal parts humor and pure cringe. Ugly people having sex is not something you want to watch, mm-kay?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 08:43 PM (llXky)

259 nurse, I am baking you a cake.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2022 08:43 PM (n0KPq)

260 >>> Normally, chess players will bore you to death about how they saw this strategy and then that move occurred to them. Apparently the kid was unable to describe either his thoughts or strategy - which would indicate that he was following a bot, not thinking it up himself.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 08:29 PM (llXky)
------------------------------

Only few want to hear how the anal beads/beans/balls worked.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 05, 2022 08:44 PM (ynq4A)

261 Today Jack T Ripper would either be a transition surgeon or an abortionist.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 05, 2022 08:45 PM (WLqUl)

262 Dad was good friends with the guide who set him up with a good shot. Took it with a 30-30.
Yes. A 30-30.
Ol man was poor and that was all he had.
Took four rounds.
Posted by: Diogenes
**********
I got a big Alaskan Moose with a .270 mnay years ago. No guide but was told to just make a good heart/lung shot and wait. They're so big nothing is going to just knock' em off their feet. Make a good shot and wait.

Posted by: Cosda at October 05, 2022 08:45 PM (v5zSA)

263
g'evenin', Ben Had

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 05, 2022 08:46 PM (ENBF0)

264 Had an instructor at college named Miss Rack.
And yes. She had 'em.
Cute too.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 08:42 PM (anj39)
---
On one of my last TDYs, I found myself working with a Sergeant Dick. Of course, you see the name and are all curious as to who shows up. I imagined with would be a bellicose dude, but in fact it was a rather tentative women whose father had been a Marine NCO. Well yes, I'm sure.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 08:46 PM (llXky)

265 Today Jack T Ripper would either be a transition surgeon or an abortionist.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 05, 2022 08:45 PM (WLqUl)
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There is plenty of fodder for horror stories in those two professions, much of it based on truth...Kermit Gosnell was pure evil...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2022 08:46 PM (K5n5d)

266 I'd say equal parts humor and pure cringe. Ugly people having sex is not something you want to watch, mm-kay?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Part of the fun is that Mr. Mackey is shaped like a Blow-Pop.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 05, 2022 08:47 PM (ftFVW)

267 259 nurse, I am baking you a cake.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2022 08:43 PM (n0KPq)
Please somebody make a Tres Leche Cake.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2022 08:47 PM (0OP+5)

268 Elke > Elk

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 05, 2022 08:47 PM (4I/2K)

269 Whataburger. Sausage*, Egg & Cheese Taquito. (contents wrapped in flour tortilla).. (cheese is the same American Cheese they use on their burgers, torn into bits and rolled into the Taquito.)

Rated: Superior.

*Whataburger has their own brand of sausage, which is better even than Jimmy Dean's. The H.E.B. Grocery Stores sell the Whataburger sausage, so you can make your own Taquitos at home. Get the ratios correct, and congratulations. You're now a Taquito Addict!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2022 08:47 PM (e6UQI)

270 On one of my last TDYs, I found myself working with a Sergeant Dick

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 08:46 PM (llXky


Dear Penthouse...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 08:47 PM (mE7cY)

271 Don't know how y'all do it.

My doctor yells at me all the time for my cholesterol. I can apparently eat lettuce and a single kernel of corn. Anything else and I'm gonna die.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 08:49 PM (mE7cY)

272 Normally, chess players will bore you to death about how they saw this strategy and then that move occurred to them. Apparently the kid was unable to describe either his thoughts or strategy - which would indicate that he was following a bot, not thinking it up himself.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 08:29 PM (llXky)

This is being way oversold. Niemann's a teenager that just got one of his biggest wins of his career, expecting him to be crystal clear with his immediate post-game analysis is a very arbitrary hurdle.

Carlsen acted very unprofessionally by accusing him of cheating for very spurious reasons like claiming his opponent wasn't tense enough at certain points during the game. A game that Carlsen had opportunities to draw and either missed or avoided. His business partners then rushed out to ban Niemann from their website in solidarity and blamed his past cheating which they already knew about and punished him for. Which has been a nice smoke screen and potentially saves Carlsen from being punished by FIDE.

Posted by: Sjg at October 05, 2022 08:49 PM (gDSJf)

273 264 Had an instructor at college named Miss Rack.
And yes. She had 'em.
Cute too.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 08:42 PM (anj39)
---
On one of my last TDYs, I found myself working with a Sergeant Dick. Of course, you see the name and are all curious as to who shows up. I imagined with would be a bellicose dude, but in fact it was a rather tentative women whose father had been a Marine NCO. Well yes, I'm sure.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 08:46 PM (llXky)
Had a Chief named Dick at one command. Little short guy.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2022 08:50 PM (0OP+5)

274 A share of the profits. Art Buchwald learned the hard way that there are no profits.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 05, 2022 08:50 PM (C1rbv)

275 259 nurse, I am baking you a cake.
Posted by: Ben Had

*snoopy dance*

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 08:51 PM (U2p+3)

276 Dear Penthouse...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 08:47 PM (mE7cY)
---
I find myself deeply conflicted. On the one hand, I know the feelings I have are wrong, but Sgt Dick is such a fine, strapping young lad, and it's not like I'm fouling myself with a woman...

Posted by: Capt. David French at October 05, 2022 08:51 PM (llXky)

277 260 Only few want to hear how the anal beads/beans/balls worked.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 05, 2022 08:44 PM (ynq4A)


I think this really should be investigated by my agency. It's clearly way more important than trifles like a broken supply chain or looming oil crisis!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at October 05, 2022 08:51 PM (UewuT)

278 Sorry to burst everyone's otter bubble, but that otter's kissing his/her own paw.

Posted by: Average Guy at October 05, 2022 08:52 PM (f7Cdr)

279 271 Don't know how y'all do it.

My doctor yells at me all the time for my cholesterol. I can apparently eat lettuce and a single kernel of corn. Anything else and I'm gonna die.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
----------------------

It's easy as mmmm pie.
_ Rosuvastatin

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 05, 2022 08:52 PM (ynq4A)

280 I find myself deeply conflicted. On the one hand, I know the feelings I have are wrong, but Sgt Dick is such a fine, strapping young lad, and it's not like I'm fouling myself with a woman...
Posted by: Capt. David French at October 05, 2022 08:51 PM (llXky)
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Hey, Captain! Aren't there rules against fraternizing with enlisted men? Or is that what gets you off the most?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2022 08:53 PM (K5n5d)

281 Whataburger is good stuff. They've made it to Nashville, but not any farther east yet. Maybe someday.

Posted by: CppThis at October 05, 2022 08:53 PM (UewuT)

282 Rekieta Law YouTube channel just got taken down.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 05, 2022 08:04 PM (xPl2J)


I came here to say that. Nick has a Rumble account:

https://rumble.com/c/RekietaLaw

Bookmark it. Share it. Defeat the fascists.

Posted by: rd at October 05, 2022 08:54 PM (Z32m1)

283 Oct 3 Siena College poll shows
*BIG* leads among Hispanics over their Democratic rivals.

DeSantis: +16
Rubio: +23

The poll also shows President Biden’s approval rating is -16 among Hispanics.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 05, 2022 08:54 PM (ynq4A)

284 I can't go to BK anymore.

My mom used to take me and my little brother to a BK across from Love Field in the 70s when dad was doing whatever he was doing. We would watch the planes take off and land. It was awesome. And those burgers were really awesome. I always got a junior whopper with cheese. And some fries. And a milkshake.

And watch the airplanes. That's when Braniff was there. Those planes were beautiful.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2022 08:54 PM (U2p+3)

285 This is being way oversold. Niemann's a teenager that just got one of his biggest wins of his career, expecting him to be crystal clear with his immediate post-game analysis is a very arbitrary hurdle.

Posted by: Sjg at October 05, 2022 08:49 PM (gDSJf)
---
I suck at chess, but I know that whenever I have pulled out some sort of upset win in a game, I can't shut up about how awesome it was and how I felt as I made the closing move.

The anticipation, the exhilaration of reading the opponent, the thrill of realizing they are moving into your trap or can't see your strategy - people who do that need to be sedated because they're so jacked. So yes, this is a plausible "tell."

On the other hand, it is difficult to quantify how little I care about the whole thing, so you win.

Posted by: Capt. David French at October 05, 2022 08:55 PM (llXky)

286 278 Sorry to burst everyone's otter bubble, but that otter's kissing his/her own paw.
Posted by: Average Guy at October 05, 2022 08:52 PM (f7Cdr)
'Goodnight, baby. Sleep well. I'll wank you with a surprise.'

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2022 08:55 PM (0OP+5)

287 Heh, that sock is oddly appropriate to the subject matter.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 08:55 PM (llXky)

288 Sadly, Whataburger is no longer "family owned". They've actually sold out to a Chicago based enterprise.

So far, so good on the new ownership though. They've not dinked with the menu so far as I can see, and they're investing in expansion into new States and markets.

The world is a better place with more Whataburger stores to bring Better Fast Food to the po an opPRESSED!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2022 08:56 PM (e6UQI)

289 Sorry to burst everyone's otter bubble, but that otter's kissing his/her own paw.

Posted by: Average Guy at October 05, 2022 08:52 PM (f7Cdr)

See? I told you. Disgusting little fakers.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 08:56 PM (yHsuS)

290 Good evening everyone. Just finished up our Zoom Rosary call.
--------------------
Tonypete, for this Friday...

||On Oct. 7, Holy Mother Church celebrates the Feast of Our Lady of the Rosary.

It was on this day in 1571 that Christian forces achieved an unexpected naval victory at the Battle of Lepanto.

Pope St. Pius V tried to rally together the Catholic monarchs of Europe to beat back the Ottoman threat, giving his blessing and financial backing to an alliance called the Holy League. Soldiers and ships from various lands in Europe came to be a part of this special Christian alliance.

The saintly pope exhorted the Christian faithful to pray the Rosary. Many people in Rome took part in public recitation of the Rosary the same day as the battle. The faithful gathered in countless places throughout Europe to offer prayers for the Holy League's success.||

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 05, 2022 08:57 PM (yikp0)

291 My doctor yells at me all the time for my cholesterol. I can apparently eat lettuce and a single kernel of corn. Anything else and I'm gonna die.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 08:49 PM (mE7cY)

When I have my wellness exam every year, and am asked if I drink, I always say a glass of wine most nights. She always tells me for women, they recommend one drink a week.

She always says this without looking at me, and she seems to be trying not to smile.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 05, 2022 08:57 PM (OX9vb)

292 I read in Bruce Catton's Civil War history that the Union Army wanted already ground coffee so that the South could not hear the Union troops grinding beans. They could not find a supplier (profiteer) that would not adulterate it (with chicory or other things).

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 05, 2022 08:57 PM (C1rbv)

293 Hey, Captain! Aren't there rules against fraternizing with enlisted men? Or is that what gets you off the most?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2022 08:53 PM (K5n5d)
---
The shame is part of the kink!

Besides, I'm the JAG, so who's going to narc on me?

Posted by: Capt. David French at October 05, 2022 08:57 PM (llXky)

294 Whataburger is good stuff. They've made it to Nashville, but not any farther east yet. Maybe someday.
Posted by: CppThis


Whataburger Breakfast Burger Meal - bun, beef patty, egg, bacon, cheese , hash brown sticks with a tangy pepper sauce. More hash brown sticks @ a coke.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at October 05, 2022 08:58 PM (UEL2X)

295 She always says this without looking at me, and she seems to be trying not to smile.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 05, 2022 08:57 PM (OX9vb)

That's guilt.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 08:59 PM (yHsuS)

296 Whataburger Breakfast Burger Meal - bun, beef patty, egg, bacon, cheese , hash brown sticks with a tangy pepper sauce. More hash brown sticks @ a coke.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at October 05, 2022 08:58 PM (UEL2X)

That sounds good. Better with a burger sized breakfast sausage patty.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 09:00 PM (yHsuS)

297 Whataburger is good?

I went on vacation to Corpus Christi in the Fall of 1993. My Texas neighbors warned me not to go to Whataburger. The folks we stayed with in Corpus said the same damned thing. Probable projectile vomiting and diarrhea were mentioned by both.

I am glad they got their sh!t together.

Posted by: rd at October 05, 2022 09:01 PM (Z32m1)

298 Wall, we don need no stinkin wall

Oct 2 BREAKING:
Poland completes the construction of a fence with Belarus.

Hope they've positioned some hedgehogs and dragons teeth.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 05, 2022 09:01 PM (ynq4A)

299 >>> 255 If I'm gonna get a burger, it's gotta be a Whataburger. They're one of the last places that still have real malts.

although In'n'Out is pretty good if I'm near the museum district in Fort Worth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2022 08:42 PM (r46W7)

>>> 256 Whataburger. Sometimes twice a day. I may start the morning with a sausage/egg/cheese biskit with mustard, and snag a sweet and spicy bacon burger with two kinds of cheese later. Whataburger. So good yankees can't screw it up. Not much.
Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2022 08:42 PM (0OP+5)

Don't tell these guys about Jucy Burger.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2022 09:02 PM (llON8)

300 The saintly pope exhorted the Christian faithful to pray the Rosary. Many people in Rome took part in public recitation of the Rosary the same day as the battle. The faithful gathered in countless places throughout Europe to offer prayers for the Holy League's success.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 05, 2022 08:57 PM (yikp0)
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It is said that after the battle, as the sun was setting Pius ordered the bells to be run in the Vatican, for the Christian fleet had won a great victory. Since no word had arrived, many were puzzled, but they did as he said - and when the messengers arrived with the glorious news, the response was: "We know."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 05, 2022 09:02 PM (llXky)

301 I would really like to attend the TXMOME, but after all the travelling I have done this year, I just want to sleep in my own bed through the New Year.

I hope and expect all y'all to have a great time.

Maybe the next VAMOME. It's closer. I couldn't make it last year because....travel.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 05, 2022 09:02 PM (C1rbv)

302 And watch the airplanes. That's when Braniff was there. Those planes were beautiful.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Braniff, the big red bird with the brass ass.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at October 05, 2022 09:02 PM (UEL2X)

303 I was informed by my sister that by the time you empty a freezer of moose meat you, your family, and your neighbors are quite tired of moose meat.
Posted by: AZ
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I had a friend who was stationed in Australia during WWII. Just the word 'mutton' produced a look of disgust on his face. He's never eaten any cut of sheep since.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2022 09:03 PM (m/T6g)

304 Gotta post this Christmas Heist Movie trailer again:

https://tinyurl.com/Violent-Night-Trailer

Still laughing at the concept.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 05, 2022 09:04 PM (CkPw0)

305 Doctor asks- 'Senor Eromero, do you drink alcohol in the evening?'

Eromero says- 'Si! Es muy bueno en cualquier momento!'

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2022 09:05 PM (0OP+5)

306 my ex and I both got pretty severe food poisoning from Fuddruckers

do they even exist anymore

Posted by: REDACTED at October 05, 2022 09:05 PM (us2H3)

307 holy crap - Michael Shellenburger has an incredible story on his substack about OPEC -apparently it is confirmed that Biden privately promised to pay OPEC $16 Billion dollars if they would not do production cuts before the mid terms. He was going to buy 200 million barrels to refill the SPR at $80 per barrel, and he promised to buy it all from OPEC.

https://tinyurl.com/46t7xb7d

Remember, the Dems shut down Trump when he wanted to refill the SPR at $24 per barrel. The funny part is that OPEC just told Biden "Fuck you, you'll refill it at $200 per barrel or get nothing!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2022 09:05 PM (r46W7)

308 Jewels, what the medical world can do with cancer now is amazing. I had a mammogram. Sent to have an MRI, Sent to an oncologist. Yes, it’s cancer. Remove 1 breast or two? Two. Good choice. Pathology showed a different cancer in each breast. Five years of chemo.

I know that’s not the same as yours but with good care and meds, we can have many years after our diagnosis. But the thing that helped the most was prayer. And I’d say that by being a member of the Horde, you are bathed in prayer and blessed.

Posted by: Akua Makana at October 05, 2022 09:06 PM (YkUJb)

309 "Physics? Never heard of it." - Chinese figure sculptor

https://www.e2046.com/product/44131

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2022 09:06 PM (NiCFi)

310 The Battle of Lepanto.

Great story.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 05, 2022 09:06 PM (C1rbv)

311 >>> When I have my wellness exam every year, and am asked if I drink, I always say a glass of wine most nights. She always tells me for women, they recommend one drink a week.

She always says this without looking at me, and she seems to be trying not to smile.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!
---------------------------------------------

According to the NIH, Queen Elizabeth was a lush.

These people are getting carried away with their authority.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 05, 2022 09:07 PM (ynq4A)

312 Nick Rekieta nuked on youtube by a hoard of tranny pedophiles, damn.

Posted by: Drew in MO at October 05, 2022 09:07 PM (cGlgB)

313 In my burg, we were luck to get an In and Out Burger. I was underwhelmed.

Posted by: Infidel at October 05, 2022 09:07 PM (Ur3ox)

314 my ex and I both got pretty severe food poisoning from Fuddruckers

do they even exist anymore
Posted by: REDACTED

2005, Lean Cuisine spaghetti, sharing a bathroom thinking we were going to die that night.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 05, 2022 09:07 PM (ftFVW)

315
Don't tell these guys about Jucy Burger.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2022 09:02 PM (llON
Ha. I know you know we have 2 Jucy's, one on each side of town.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2022 09:08 PM (0OP+5)

316 Braniff, the big red bird with the brass ass.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at October 05, 2022 09:02 PM (UEL2X)

a really close friend of mine was an exec with Braniff

so I flew 1st class to London 5 times a year in the 70's

when 1st class meant something, it was a beautiful thing

Posted by: REDACTED at October 05, 2022 09:08 PM (us2H3)

317 I'm too worried about side effects of statins to take them.

My doctor says not to worry but I don't think that's a truly objective opinion.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 09:08 PM (mE7cY)

318 307 Remember, the Dems shut down Trump when he wanted to refill the SPR at $24 per barrel. The funny part is that OPEC just told Biden "Fuck you, you'll refill it at $200 per barrel or get nothing!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2022 09:05 PM (r46W7)


If I was OPEC I'd LOLGF the Americans, too. What's there to lose?

And then I'd hire all the mercenaries to protect my oil ministers, in case Carlos Jr. decides to follow in his daddy's footsteps and do a terrorism.

Posted by: CppThis at October 05, 2022 09:09 PM (UewuT)

319 Whataburger is good?
I went on vacation to Corpus Christi in the Fall of 1993. My Texas neighbors warned me not to go to Whataburger. The folks we stayed with in Corpus said the same damned thing. Probable projectile vomiting and diarrhea were mentioned by both.
I am glad they got their sh!t together.
Posted by: rd at October 05, 2022 09:01 PM (Z32m1)

Whataburger is ok but their meat is a little off.

Good service, clean and a diverse menu but again their beef could be better.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 05, 2022 09:09 PM (R/m4+)

320 Australia?

"Oh FFS! Not more bully beef and silver beets!" - American GIs in New Guinea depending upon Australia for food.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2022 09:09 PM (NiCFi)

321 On the other hand, it is difficult to quantify how little I care about the whole thing, so you win.
Posted by: Capt. David French at October 05, 2022 08:55 PM (llXky)

I don't particularly care about the people involved, but the deluge of "body language experts", amateur statisticians, and drama clickbaiters that has cropped up around it has been maddening.

Hour long analyses of pseudoscientific bull such as what direction he was looking while saying something interview or which muscle twitched when. A completely faked study (by someone with a vested financial interest) claiming Niemann was playing perfect engine accuracy games after adding fake engine lines to a database. Hikaru Nakamura saying the wildest crap to feed the lynch mob and get more viewers for ad revenue.

Posted by: Sjg at October 05, 2022 09:09 PM (gDSJf)

322 Sorry for throwing steel grilled flame on this party,
but here in Cali, we have IN n OUT which is #1

just because.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2022 09:10 PM (J00IM)

323 2005, Lean Cuisine spaghetti, sharing a bathroom thinking we were going to die that night.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 05, 2022 09:07 PM (ftFVW)

luckily my sis prescribed me some hi powered ass sliders for food poisoning cuz I traveled so much

knocked you out like a light

Posted by: REDACTED at October 05, 2022 09:10 PM (us2H3)

324 It is said that after the battle, as the sun was setting Pius ordered the bells to be run in the Vatican, for the Christian fleet had won a great victory. Since no word had arrived, many were puzzled, but they did as he said - and when the messengers arrived with the glorious news, the response was: "We know."
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Pixy quote limits.

Also: ||This feast also celebrates another Christian victory, as in 1716, Mary, Queen of Victory, was chosen to protect her children again at Petenwardein. This battle was fought on August 5, 1716, between the Austrian army of Prince Eugene and the Turks at Peterwardein in Hungary, and it was also won through the power of Mary Most Holy.||

...that liberated Hungary from the Turks.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 05, 2022 09:11 PM (yikp0)

325 This is what the third time that OPEC has bent Joey over the counter and gave it to him good and hard without the lube?

I think OPEC has found a new game.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2022 09:11 PM (NiCFi)

326 Whataburger is heavenly if your only known alternatives are BK and Mickey D's. Personally, I much prefer Smashburger to all of them but there again, not active in the region.

Posted by: CppThis at October 05, 2022 09:12 PM (UewuT)

327 Biden probably sniffed an OPEC official's wife at dinner.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 09:12 PM (mE7cY)

328 Oh...and ACE,
Awesome "Blade Runner'esk" opening picture on the post.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2022 09:13 PM (J00IM)

329 Whataburger is heavenly if your only known alternatives are BK and Mickey D's. Personally, I much prefer Smashburger to all of them but there again, not active in the region.
Posted by: CppThis at October 05, 2022 09:12 PM (UewuT)
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Personally, I'll take a burger from a local dive bar over just about any chain burger joint...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2022 09:13 PM (K5n5d)

330 Biden probably sniffed an OPEC official's wife at dinner.

He should have sniffed a daughter...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2022 09:13 PM (NiCFi)

331 I got a big Alaskan Moose with a .270 mnay years ago. No guide but was told to just make a good heart/lung shot and wait. They're so big nothing is going to just knock' em off their feet. Make a good shot and wait.
Posted by: Cosda at October 05, 2022 08:45 PM (v5zSA)


Nice shooting!
I love my .308 and would not hesitate on a moose...but yeah. Would need to be a good shot.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 09:13 PM (anj39)

332 If I was OPEC I'd LOLGF the Americans, too. What's there to lose?


My guess is that they loathe Biden as much as we do, possibly more, and are torpedoing him so that Trump or DeSantis wins.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 05, 2022 09:13 PM (ayzS/)

333 Saint Nick was a bad ass. Generous but stern. Catholic Bishop. There was no Mrs. Claus.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 05, 2022 09:14 PM (C1rbv)

334 >>> 326 Whataburger is heavenly if your only known alternatives are BK and Mickey D's. Personally, I much prefer Smashburger to all of them but there again, not active in the region.
Posted by: CppThis at October 05, 2022 09:12 PM (UewuT)

The one where I lived previously could not get three consecutive orders right to save their lives, so I finally gave up (others in the area were fine).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2022 09:14 PM (llON8)

335 Bydumb is costing OPEC money.

Because prices and inflation are so high, we ain't spending money or taking trips in the old truckster.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 09:15 PM (mE7cY)

336 This is what the third time that OPEC has bent Joey over the counter and gave it to him good and hard without the lube?
----

Yeah...if we were standing on another planet we could point and laugh...but we aren't. It is us that will suffer, not Joe and his fellow travelers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2022 09:15 PM (m/T6g)

337 Wall, we don need no stinkin wall

Oct 2 BREAKING:
Poland completes the construction of a fence with Belarus.

Hope they've positioned some hedgehogs and dragons teeth.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 05, 2022 09:01 PM (ynq4A)


Poland remembers 1939. It remembers the Nazis and the Commies both attacking them in September 1939. Poland remembers the whole vicious Second World War. Worse, It the battle of Warsaw. Poland remembers the occupations by Stalin's NKVD, and the Soviets until the bitter end.

Posted by: rd at October 05, 2022 09:16 PM (Z32m1)

338 It is said that after the battle, as the sun was setting Pius ordered the bells to be run in the Vatican, for the Christian fleet had won a great victory. Since no word had arrived, many were puzzled, but they did as he said - and when the messengers arrived with the glorious news, the response was: "We know."

So, how did Pius find out?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 05, 2022 09:16 PM (ayzS/)

339 'AP: Biden caught on hot mic- 'No one fucks with a Biden.'

It's not tough talking, it's a complaint. Explains why there seems to be so much inter family activities and paid partners. It gets desperate, being a Biden.

Posted by: azjaeger at October 05, 2022 09:16 PM (3/XaG)

340 In Vegas, I was getting gas and got a In-and-Out burger.

I ordered two cheeseburgers.

I should have ordered a double double. There was so much fresh lettuce and tomato that it drowned out the burger flavor.

Love the grilled onions.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 05, 2022 09:17 PM (C1rbv)

341 Remember, the Dems shut down Trump when he wanted to refill the SPR at $24 per barrel. The funny part is that OPEC just told Biden "Fuck you, you'll refill it at $200 per barrel or get nothing!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2022 09:05 PM (r46W7)


Someone tell me what malfeasance is again???

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 09:17 PM (anj39)

342 Saint Nick was a bad ass. Generous but stern. Catholic Bishop. There was no Mrs. Claus.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 05, 2022 09:14 PM (C1rbv)

Rumor is he punched another priest/bishop in the face over a heresy.

Posted by: LASue at October 05, 2022 09:18 PM (Ed8Zd)

343 Helena Handbasket, let's eat at Kiser's next time you're in town.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2022 09:18 PM (0OP+5)

344 325

and...announced by OPEC just after Yom Kippur... yep.

And just keep your eyes on Putin now...yep

Showtime ya ALL

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2022 09:19 PM (J00IM)

345 @307

>>Remember, the Dems shut down Trump when he wanted to refill the SPR at $24 per barrel.

But apparently Trump was a bad man and the adults decided they wanted to be in charge, so this is the type of garbage you get.

Say, it sounds like the meat puppet tried to entce the Saudi's into an illegal quid pro quo, where oh where is the GOP.

Remember, quid pro quos are bad bad bad.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2022 09:19 PM (AtbPp)

346 So, how did Pius find out?

Perhaps the Blessed Virgin told him in a dream.

LOL. Yeah. I know. Protestants are taught not to believe in such things as apparitions.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 05, 2022 09:19 PM (C1rbv)

347 In-n-Out, Sonic, Dicks, Zips, Whataburger, Fatburger, Carl's Jr., etc. They each can be good.

Only bad burger I ever had was from a Mom and Pop joint run by an Asian family. They can not be trusted to get American fare correct, in my experience.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 09:19 PM (yHsuS)

348 Nice shooting!
I love my .308 and would not hesitate on a moose...but yeah. Would need to be a good shot.
Posted by: Diogenes
********
I'm a fan of the .308, too. 180 grain Hornady SST will take anything in North America except grizz.

Posted by: Cosda at October 05, 2022 09:19 PM (v5zSA)

349
I had a friend who was stationed in Australia during WWII. Just the word 'mutton' produced a look of disgust on his face. He's never eaten any cut of sheep since.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


My dad was a Marine on Guam and they got mutton. He wouldn't allow it in the house.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2022 09:20 PM (63Dwl)

350 I'm a fan of the .308, too. 180 grain Hornady SST will take anything in North America except grizz.

Posted by: Cosda at October 05, 2022 09:19 PM (v5zSA)

I am a fan of the 165 Partitions and Accubonds.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 09:21 PM (yHsuS)

351 Good grief Eric Erickson is such an enormous, blowhard faggot it's hard to comprehend. Gets a chance to fill in (lol) for Ben Shapiro (lol) and immediately launches into how bad of a candidate Herschel Walker is.

My god, get fucked sideways with a cactus.

Posted by: ballistic at October 05, 2022 09:21 PM (oXNqT)

352 The last Fuddruckers I ate at was about ten years ago in Columbia Maryland. Ordered the burger well done. I swear when I took a bite the meat quivered.
Vile.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 09:21 PM (anj39)

353 So, how did Pius find out?
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||That day, in Rome, around at 5:00 pm, Pius V was discussing business with his treasurer, Bartolomeo Bussotti. Suddenly, the Pope interrupted the conversation, got up, approached the window, and stayed there for some time, as if contemplating a mysterious scene. Then, visibly moved, he returned to his treasurer and said: “Let’s not talk any more about business. It’s not time for that. But let us go and thank God because our army has won a victory at this moment.” Then he dismissed the prelates and went immediately to the chapel, where a cardinal found him weeping with joy. Treasurer Bussotti and his colleagues faithfully noted the day and hour when the Pope had made this statement, which was confirmed 15 days later by the arrival of a courier with news of the great victory.||

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 05, 2022 09:22 PM (yikp0)

354 I got a big Alaskan Moose with a .270 mnay years ago. No guide but was told to just make a good heart/lung shot and wait. They're so big nothing is going to just knock' em off their feet. Make a good shot and wait.
Posted by: Cosda
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Jack O'Connor declared the .270 to be adequate for all N. American big game. He was well positioned to make that assertion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2022 09:22 PM (ejFwh)

355 >>> 346 So, how did Pius find out?

Perhaps the Blessed Virgin told him in a dream.

LOL. Yeah. I know. Protestants are taught not to believe in such things as apparitions.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 05, 2022 09:19 PM (C1rbv)

By deduction, since the Ottomans hadn't shown up to burn down Rome?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2022 09:22 PM (llON8)

356 My guess is that they loathe Biden as much as we do, possibly more, and are torpedoing him so that Trump or DeSantis wins.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 05, 2022 09:13 PM (ayzS/)

If this is our only defense against Deep State and WEF, I'll take it.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 05, 2022 09:22 PM (OX9vb)

357 And watch the airplanes. That's when Braniff was there. Those planes were beautiful.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Braniff, the big red bird with the brass ass.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at October 05, 2022 09:02 PM (UEL2X)

Last spring, I saw a Braniff (or maybe it was a PSA) plane on the tarmac in Mexico. Very 70s looking. Im glad it wasn't my plane.

Posted by: LASue at October 05, 2022 09:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

358 >>> 343 Helena Handbasket, let's eat at Kiser's next time you're in town.
Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2022 09:18 PM (0OP+5)

I will let you know!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2022 09:23 PM (llON8)

359 Still laughing at the concept.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 05, 2022 09:04 PM (CkPw0)


Straight out of Scrooged

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2022 09:24 PM (xhaym)

360 I am a fan of the 165 Partitions and Accubonds.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur
******
I've had some bad luck with Partitions in non-magnum loads.

Posted by: Cosda at October 05, 2022 09:25 PM (v5zSA)

361 Sorry to burst everyone's otter bubble, but that otter's kissing his/her own paw.

Posted by: Average Guy at October 05, 2022 08:52 PM (f7Cdr)


So...a teenaged otter then?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 09:25 PM (anj39)

362 There is a "bulge" in births that coincides with the onset of serious winter weather. It gets cold, and people need to stay warm.
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Eh, maybe a very long time ago but 9 months or less after prom was often the marriage & birth prompt in many communities.

Now, AC in the summer. (Warm up by choice v need.) And for serious winter weather, more good coffee is available.



Posted by: Lola at October 05, 2022 09:25 PM (NIYa7)

363 My doctor says not to worry but I don't think that's a truly objective opinion.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 09:08 PM (mE7cY)


I heard statins do improve lipid numbers but make no difference in heart risk, which is why anybody cares about cholesterol. So you're taking a drug to improve blood tests but not health. All meds have some risk, but they should offer an actual benefit and statins do not.

Feel free to correct me if I have meds mixed up here.

Posted by: Emmie at October 05, 2022 09:28 PM (6RgRK)

364 My doctor says not to worry but I don't think that's a truly objective opinion.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 09:08 PM (mE7cY)


Maybe get a Coronary artery calcium (CAC) scan. It is claimed it is a better indicator of heart attack risk than cholesterol numbers

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2022 09:28 PM (xhaym)

365 The Battle of Lepanto was in 1571. Our Lady of Guadalupe appeared to Juan Diego in 1531. By 1571, Catholic Europe was already aware of her. While Catholicism lost millions to Protestantism, millions more were won in the New World.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 05, 2022 09:29 PM (C1rbv)

366 Jack O'Connor declared the .270 to be adequate for all N. American big game. He was well positioned to make that assertion.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2022 09:22 PM (ejFwh)


Another big .270 fan was Slim Pickens. Heard an interview with him years ago when he was up here going after some of the bigger white tail in Eastern Washington.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 09:29 PM (anj39)

367
Maybe get a Coronary artery calcium (CAC) scan. It is claimed it is a better indicator of heart attack risk than cholesterol numbers
Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2022 09:28 PM (xhaym)


Yeah, I'm gonna ask about that next time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 09:31 PM (mE7cY)

368 111 Kinda makes me wonder how many of them were conceived on New Year's Eve...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2022 07:51 PM (K5n5d)

I'm more in the "valentine's day" crop....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 05, 2022 07:55 PM (6FeV1)
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There are SO MANY birthday parties for my kids' friends in september/october it's unreal. Evidently Christmas/NYE gets everyone frisky.

Posted by: ballistic at October 05, 2022 09:32 PM (oXNqT)

369 Jack O'Connor declared the .270 to be adequate for all N. American big game. He was well positioned to make that assertion.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
*********
Yep. Old Jack was one of the reasons I was hunting elk and moose with a .270 forty years ago. Even though I was pretty successful the .270 didn't leave much room for error. I conceded Jack was a better shot than I and kicked up caliber to heavy bullets.

Posted by: Cosda at October 05, 2022 09:33 PM (v5zSA)

370 Mi familia has 20 Septembers. Christmas and New Years. Mexicans. CIL told me he only had sex in February. November cabal.

Posted by: Oso at October 05, 2022 09:33 PM (9M38k)

371
Another big .270 fan was Slim Pickens. Heard an interview with him years ago when he was up here going after some of the bigger white tail in Eastern Washington.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 09:29 PM (anj39)
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I was fortunate to get my grandfather's .270 that has taken many a Muley out west. Not sure what he did or had done to it but it has the finest trigger I've ever felt.

Posted by: ballistic at October 05, 2022 09:34 PM (oXNqT)

372 Eromero, you get a chocolate/chili cake with a bourbon/caramel sauce. nurse gets hers with a slice of flan on top,

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2022 09:34 PM (n0KPq)

373 In the .308/.30-'06, my choice would be the 168 gr. Sierra Game King.

Pretty much the same precision and external ballistics of the proven Match King, but built for penetration and expansion, as a true hunting bullet should.

But really, just about any of the premium bonded or partitioned bullets ought to be up to the job. Acceptable accuracy out to "you shouldn't do that" ranges, as well as penetration and expansion suited to a good, clean and quick, big game kill.

Trick is, finding the one YOUR rifle likes, the best.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2022 09:35 PM (e6UQI)

374 In some medical systems the MD is supposed to get the cholesterol number down because that is the assigned target for that test result. So statins in spite of the chance of side effects.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2022 09:35 PM (xhaym)

375 My kids are 22 months apart.

My wife loved me.

But we respected the doctor's orders about waiting six weeks.


Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 05, 2022 09:36 PM (C1rbv)

376 In case you didn't know- Helena Handbasket supplies all the bacon that is deep friend and served by Jordan at the MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2022 09:37 PM (n0KPq)

377 74 In some medical systems the MD is supposed to get the cholesterol number down because that is the assigned target for that test result. So statins in spite of the chance of side effects.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2022 09:35 PM (xhaym)

I've read some books by actual heart surgeons who says they are no bueno.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 09:38 PM (mE7cY)

378 Isn't "Chocolate/chili cake with a slice of flan on top" a song from Paint Your Wagon??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 05, 2022 09:38 PM (yikp0)

379 Sept hs the most births so yeah New Years and Christmas vacay.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 05, 2022 09:38 PM (U3DGD)

380 Trick is, finding the one YOUR rifle likes, the best.
*****
That's the truth. My favorite PA whitetail rifle is Rem M600 in 308 with an 18 inch barrel. I don't need 180 gr bullets to kill a whitetail but they're the only thing that will shoot accurately out of that rifle.

Posted by: Cosda at October 05, 2022 09:39 PM (v5zSA)

381 *glances in*
*wanders off*

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 09:40 PM (Cv0a2)

382 72, two packs of smokes a day, a bottle of wine and no medications. Genetics.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2022 09:40 PM (n0KPq)

383 370 Mi familia has 20 Septembers. Christmas and New Years. Mexicans. CIL told me he only had sex in February. November cabal.
Posted by: Oso at October 05, 2022 09:33 PM (9M38k)

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Wait. February is Black History Month.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 09:41 PM (Qzn2/)

384 SMH, we gotta talk.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2022 09:41 PM (n0KPq)

385 It sounds like the horde needs to immediately strap into crash positions with Semi's OUT...

Many swamp critters waiting to take us out... just look at Georgia though Herchel Walker in my opinion (sigh) should have taken the high road on this and just fessed up and asked for forgiveness. Too late when (OMG dat YOUR offspring???) going out on da twitt wit the GHEY rage...so sad he turned out like dat. And he was so very well taken care of...smooth skinned MF he was...posting up wit the opulent background of RICH well doing MF he was

Hey Bitch..that Bel-Air sweat be bucks on Rodeo Drive.

Please choke your ass out NB.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2022 09:42 PM (J00IM)

386 72, two packs of smokes a day, a bottle of wine and no medications. Genetics.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2022 09:40 PM (n0KPq)
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The fresh air, sunshine, and exercise you get probably don't hurt. You'll outlive us all!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2022 09:43 PM (K5n5d)

387 The US Navy is taking Vladimir Putin very seriously
https://tinyurl.com/yc4xfrwm

Ben Had, okay.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 09:44 PM (Cv0a2)

388 nurse gets hers with a slice of flan on top

Say hello to my little flan!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of Scarface at October 05, 2022 09:44 PM (N1cWR)

389 FUN FACT: The hero of the Battle of Lepanto was Don Juan. He was a ladies man and also the illegitimate son of Charles V, the Habsburg emperor.

Now wasn't that fun?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 09:45 PM (Qzn2/)

390 Isn't "Chocolate/chili cake with a slice of flan on top" a song from Paint Your Wagon??

The song that Lee Marvin sings?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 05, 2022 09:46 PM (C1rbv)

391 Is there anything more annoying than Errorickson on Ben Shapiro's show?

Posted by: fd 2.0 at October 05, 2022 09:47 PM (sn5EN)

392 Maybe I should start smoking and drinking again. lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 05, 2022 09:48 PM (mE7cY)

393 317 I'm too worried about side effects of statins to take them.

My doctor says not to worry but I don't think that's a truly objective opinion.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Enjoy your lettuce.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 05, 2022 09:50 PM (ynq4A)

394 *glances in*
*wanders off*
Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 09:40 PM (Cv0a2)


Hey. That wasn't me!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2022 09:51 PM (anj39)

395 Predict it has AZ, GA and PA all at 64 cents for the Ds and Rs to win the senate at 48 cents. Oh mama that is some arbitrage.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 05, 2022 09:51 PM (U3DGD)

396 FUN FACT: The hero of the Battle of Lepanto was Don Juan. He was a ladies man and also the illegitimate son of Charles V, the Habsburg emperor.
Now wasn't that fun?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2022 09:45 PM (Qzn2/)


Another was Miguel Cervantes, who was commissioned and commanded a boarding skiff during the battle, where he was injured in the arm and chest during the battle and was afterwards known as the Manco of Lepanto, the Lepanto cripple.

He was captured by Barbary corsairs after the war when he was sailing to Barcelona.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2022 09:51 PM (xhaym)

397 391 Is there anything more annoying than Errorickson on Ben Shapiro's show?
Posted by: fd 2.0 at October 05, 2022 09:47 PM (sn5EN)

Shapiro on Erikson’s show?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 05, 2022 09:52 PM (U3DGD)

398 The US Navy is taking Vladimir Putin very seriously
https://tinyurl.com/yc4xfrwm

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2022 09:44 PM (Cv0a2)

Getting ready for another Battle of the Atlantic since Putin's threat in 2019, the U.S. Navy anticipated such events and has brilliantly stayed a step ahead. The Navy reconstituted our 2nd Fleet, reaching from the Atlantic seaboard into the far reaches of the Arctic, on August 25, 2018.


Thank you, President Trump.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 05, 2022 09:52 PM (yHsuS)

399 386

Two Bottles of wine a day(Merlot)..a pack of Marlboro 27's a day...just to keep me from going out into the streets hunting down Liberal/Progressive F**ktards...may have to upgrade.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2022 09:52 PM (J00IM)

400 ONT is up!

Posted by: Bete at October 05, 2022 09:53 PM (QYfy3)

401 The US Navy is taking Vladimir Putin very seriously
https://tinyurl.com/yc4xfrwm




Quick we need another $75B to fight of the scaaaaaary Putin threat.
Jfc how do people still fall for this shit?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 05, 2022 09:54 PM (U3DGD)

402 SMH, email incoming.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2022 09:54 PM (80tLC)

403 MORE - Nplate, the drug HHS intends to buy, is produced by Amgen. It is a subcutaneous powder for injection. 125 mcg (for one injection) is around $1,195.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 05, 2022 07:27 PM (yikp0)

Best anti-nuclear drug? Lead, 230 grains, administered intracranially. To whom is an exercise left to the reader.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2022 09:55 PM (qn5Iu)

404 perfect....

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2022 09:55 PM (J00IM)

405 "It will involve chemo and immunotherapy. Brain MRI on October 20, then a port will put in to start the chemo treatment." Posted by: jewells45

wow, prayers for you jewells, no small deal ... but also, ask doc about ivermectin as additional treatment. seems to be effective cancer treatment, also in conjunction with traditional treatments, and or check for yourself.

GodSpeed .. be strong.

https://tinyurl.com/bddpfsfe

Posted by: illiniwek at October 05, 2022 10:13 PM (Cus5s)

406 I like Moose Knuckle. Anyone else?

Posted by: Carr Nivore at October 05, 2022 10:17 PM (l3SW6)

407 That lead photo has some serious mojo. The setup lighting, framing, and exposure is spectacular. It belongs in the Morning art thread.

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408
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