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Joe Biden's Not Scranton Joe Any Longer, Now He Is San Juan Joe

He attempted to say a Spanish name, so you know it was quite an adventure.

First of all, he announced, improbably, that he had been raised in a Puerto Rican household. That this is declared for the first time as he nears his eightieth birthday is nothing short of Bidenesque.

Also, Jill's dress. At the risk of sounding like the Best Boy on Bros, "Honey, that's not an ensemble, that's an ensembln't."

I don't know what I'm saying. I got no sleep last night.


Ensembln't. That's pretty good actually. I think I got that from garrett.

She dresses like the quality fine art on the walls of a Motel 6.

Next, Joe Biden announced that New York not only a congresswoman, but one of the most congresswoman in the congress.

That's verbatim.

Next up, the Spanish name. You might think this is a very simple Spanish name to pronounce -- there's an accent over the i in Martin, and there's a tilde over the n in Pena -- but Joe Biden was confounded.

He then had trouble with the word "mango," which is not just a Spanish word, but an English word.

Or, as he says, "mangros." Those are mangos which are taking Penis Growth Pills, as garrett I'm sure knows.


This guy has been a profession politician, and a Democrat to boot, for his entire life since finishing bottom of his class in law school, and he doesn't know what the hell an en-yay is? He hasn't bothered to even learn Dumb Democrat Politician Fake Spanish over the past 60 years?

Marteen Paynya. I know this shit and I'm actually a racist. I mean, so is Joe, but he's one of those Martha's Vineyard Racists (TM). The ones with one hand holding the Mexican flag and the other holding a cell phone on hold with the National Guard, Children In Cages Brigade.

Remember, he was raised in Puerto Rican household.

Via Twitchy:

I don't recall Melania or Barbara tailing their husbands nearly as much as Jill apparently needs to do. She's literally there all the time -- lurking, waiting, looking like some cross between the Forever 21 catalogue and the clearance rack at Bed Bath & Beyond.
Posted by: red speck

Forever Curtains & Mats.

Posted by: Ace at 01:29 PM




Comments

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1 NBCSports Report: Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen hire divorce lawyers

Posted by: SMOD at October 04, 2022 01:30 PM (RHGPo)

2 first

Posted by: blaster at October 04, 2022 01:30 PM (pwExq)

3 Jill's dress looks like casino drapes.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 04, 2022 01:31 PM (ZCool)

4 Hey I'm no racist, I'm fine with sniffing the little brown girls here too you know?

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 04, 2022 01:31 PM (ESjRY)

5 first ... state!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 04, 2022 01:31 PM (w0NJk)

6 Ensemblen't! Exactly.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 04, 2022 01:31 PM (tQL7r)

7 Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen hire divorce lawyers

Out: Supermodel wife

In: Supermodel tricycle.

Posted by: Tom Brady at October 04, 2022 01:31 PM (ESjRY)

8 that was jill trying to find something "puerto rican"-y to wear

I don't know what's more insulting, her fashion take or Joe deciding that being wilmington-adjacent is the same as being an actual Puerto Rican person.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 04, 2022 01:32 PM (w0NJk)

9 Garret and ace are an item agaim?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 04, 2022 01:32 PM (5pTK/)

10 Garret and ace are an item agaim?

Better not be!

Posted by: Ron DeSantis's Garbage at October 04, 2022 01:33 PM (ESjRY)

11 The sidebar promised rawkin' 80's Canadian cheese that had the head Ewok tapping his toes all day.

So naturally, I clicked on that link expecting Triumph's "Fight the Good Fight", because what else would I be expecting?

But I got... Loverboy. I am disappoint.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 04, 2022 01:33 PM (3AR13)

12 I call him Lexington Joe, since he fired the shot heard 'round the world in 1775.

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 04, 2022 01:33 PM (TT+Ol)

13 Bruce Jenner dresses better than Dr. Jill.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 04, 2022 01:33 PM (5pTK/)

14 this is just getting too depressing to even laugh at

fuck it put Kamala in there

I'd rather laugh/cry at normal stupidity this is PAINFUL

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 04, 2022 01:33 PM (w0NJk)

15 Wish the wanderer was posted somewhere besides twitter.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2022 01:33 PM (oHd/0)

16 Surprised Joe didn't wear a pair of roach kickers for his visit.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 04, 2022 01:34 PM (ZCool)

17 The media turned a skinny but fat dullard black man into the coolest man on earth for 10 straight years.

It's not like they're even trying with Joe Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 04, 2022 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

18 Out: Trump's X-thousands of lies

In: Biden just says stuff you know? You just shouldn't think of it as true or false.

Posted by: The FNM at October 04, 2022 01:34 PM (ESjRY)

19 Jill's dress looks like casino drapes.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

///

Oh, is that what it is? Thought she left a couche somewhere bereft of its covering.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 04, 2022 01:34 PM (tQL7r)

20 He's Chuy Joe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2022 01:34 PM (CwQXo)

21 >>>I win, I found it first.

That's glorious.

That's not a dress, that's a slip cover.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 04, 2022 01:34 PM (yHsuS)

22 What a wonderful island full of different tacos.

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at October 04, 2022 01:35 PM (lf83v)

23
fuck it put Kamala in there

Wait a minute, I'm tired of going to foreign countries. I'm not going to Puerto Rico!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 04, 2022 01:35 PM (ESjRY)

24 18 Out: Trump's X-thousands of lies

In: Biden just says stuff you know? You just shouldn't think of it as true or false.
Posted by: The FNM at October 04, 2022 01:34 PM (ESjRY)

==========

Biden is old and we need to be understanding of that.

Also, Trump is old and he should never get close to power because there's no telling what his old brain will do with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 04, 2022 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

25 Also, Jill's dress. At the risk of sounding like the Best Boy on Bros, "Honey, that's not an ensemble, that's an ensembln't."

-----------

Wasn't that Obama's background for his official White House portrait?

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 04, 2022 01:35 PM (TT+Ol)

26 Has he starting talking about his abuela yet?

A good Dem politician will always mention his abuela.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at October 04, 2022 01:35 PM (HJcWr)

27 "I got no sleep last night." That sucks. Take some time off.

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at October 04, 2022 01:35 PM (24fqN)

28 Please let Jill Biden try to say something in Spanish with the word comb (peine) in it. (New Spanish speakers should stay way from that word.)

Posted by: Ripley at October 04, 2022 01:36 PM (MxEKc)

29 Don't you mean "San Juan Jose?"

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 04, 2022 01:36 PM (flINI)

30 Surprised Joe didn't wear a pair of roach kickers for his visit.
_________

PRFCs.

Puerto Rican Fence Climbers.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 04, 2022 01:36 PM (lf83v)

31 Tell me Pedro Joe broken into a West Side Story song

Lie if you have to.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 04, 2022 01:36 PM (3p4cr)

32 Has he starting talking about his abuela yet?

Oh wait yeah I know that one. But I'm supposed to talk to it? Jill told me I have to keep it in my pants even if some girl tells me she does want to see it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 04, 2022 01:36 PM (ESjRY)

33 He was trying to say MANGROVES which is a tree or shrub that grows chiefly in tropical coastal swamps that are flooded at high tide. Mangroves typically have numerous tangled roots above ground and form dense thickets.

He wasn't trying to say Mangoes.

Posted by: Monica at October 04, 2022 01:36 PM (Ztr3O)

34 "I don't know what I'm saying. I got no sleep last night."

what was you fitbit sleep score?

Mongo restored ... sounds good. Mongo is good man.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 04, 2022 01:36 PM (Cus5s)

35 I tell you what, we had some great times in San Juannniega Beach, where my family grew up ever since 1800. Carlos and Jose and I would go out and fight Corn Pop and all the other Republicans that wanted to put y'all back in the barrio, and when we were done they'd go off and wax everyone's cars in an hour, and they didn't ask but two dimes for all of it. I tell you what, them Mexicans are great. Got some great girls, too. If they were 20 years younger, believe you me....

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 04, 2022 01:37 PM (bhRsz)

36 1 NBCSports Report: Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen hire divorce lawyers
Posted by: SMOD at October 04, 2022 01:30 PM (RHGPo)


If she plays her cards right, she might end up as my mistress.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at October 04, 2022 01:37 PM (HJcWr)

37 Excuse Juan from shul today.
-- Epstein's mother

Posted by: epstein's mother at October 04, 2022 01:37 PM (yikp0)

38 Sure Grandpa. Let's get you back to the community room, they worry when you take walks outside of the building

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2022 01:37 PM (xhaym)

39 I don't know what's more insulting, her fashion take or Joe deciding that being wilmington-adjacent is the same as being an actual Puerto Rican person.
Posted by: BlackOrchid
///

And yet there are people I know who think that he's doing just fine. We call them The Deluded.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 04, 2022 01:38 PM (tQL7r)

40 Biden: "New York sent not only a Congresswoman one of the most congresswoman in the Congress..."

---------

So Kamala's writing his speeches now?

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 04, 2022 01:38 PM (TT+Ol)

41 Who has better taste in fashion: Dr. Jill or Michelle or DistHillary?

Posted by: Furious George at October 04, 2022 01:38 PM (CkFy6)

42 I believe the elderly gentleman my be trying to say “mangrove” rather than “mango.” Admittedly it’s hard to tell.

Posted by: jack crevalle at October 04, 2022 01:38 PM (p9fkC)

43 Sega knows what Bidon't.

Posted by: ... at October 04, 2022 01:38 PM (ph2Ck)

44 Surprised Joe didn't wear a pair of roach kickers for his visit.
_________

PRFCs.

Puerto Rican Fence Climbers.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 04, 2022 01:36 PM (lf83v)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 04, 2022 01:38 PM (yHsuS)

45 Otters summoned, if any.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 04, 2022 01:39 PM (MkuC5)

46 34 "I don't know what I'm saying. I got no sleep last night."

Mongo restored ... sounds good. Mongo is good man.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 04, 2022 01:36 PM (Cus5s)

Yeah, no sleep.... 3 AM and the PHONE KEPT RINGING! Like I was going to get up and answer it!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2022 01:39 PM (oHd/0)

47 He was trying to say MANGROVES which is a tree or shrub that grows chiefly in tropical coastal swamps that are flooded at high tide. Mangroves typically have numerous tangled roots above ground and form dense thickets.
__________

Here's the thing: Mangroves don't need the federal government to grow. They have been growing for several centuries without the assistance of the federal government.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 04, 2022 01:39 PM (lf83v)

48 I suspect Tom Brady is about to hit the dating scene like Leo DiCaprio after getting mauled by a bear.

What the hell does Gisele look for next?

I see the former Mrs Bezos picked a school teacher average Joe and then...dumped him.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2022 01:39 PM (ESjRY)

49 d rather laugh/cry at normal stupidity this is PAINFUL

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 04, 2022 01:33 PM (w0NJk)

She's going to be worse by several parsecs

Posted by: ... at October 04, 2022 01:39 PM (ph2Ck)

50 This is fine.

Posted by: SBSP at October 04, 2022 01:39 PM (WmGrA)

51 >>> He was trying to say MANGROVES which is a tree or shrub that grows chiefly in tropical coastal swamps that are flooded at high tide.
>>> He wasn't trying to say Mangoes.

Go easy on ace. He isn't Puerto Rican like Jose Soft Serve.

Posted by: fluffy at October 04, 2022 01:39 PM (UqnOO)

52 Did anyone ever comment on the flat "I'm not here" monotone speech Biden did when he asked after the dead congresswoman? While not remembering Jackie was dead was bad, the whole speech delivery was off.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 04, 2022 01:40 PM (5pTK/)

53 So I saw "Bros" last night. No wait, it was Beavis and Butthead Do Asgard. No wait . . . it was Bore: Shove and Blunder. So much gratuitous homo shit in that movie it might as well have been a gay rom-com.

Fyi, Bros was heavily promoted here in NYC. But perhaps oddly, it was promoted more as a "bromance" type comedy than a full-on gay movie. And there almost no promos with the actors' faces, most likely because Eichner is an unappealing little fuck who would be paying homeless bums for blowjobs if he was somehow inexplicably famous. I can't imagine even die-hard gays want to see him as a romantic lead (!) in a gay movie.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 04, 2022 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

54 TBH if I was Trump I would just start repeating Biden's lies and watch the FNM have a stroke.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2022 01:40 PM (ESjRY)

55 >>Ensembln't. That's pretty good actually. I think I got that from garrett.

There's a shocker.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2022 01:40 PM (ZLI7S)

56 Joe is so creepy. He is demented and a child molester.

It is only a letter of time. The Dems know he is a loser. After the midterms, when the Dems are licking their wounds, they will shove him
Overboard. They have no choice.

Welcome Kamala the Horrific.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 04, 2022 01:40 PM (haWye)

57 Compared to some of the things Jill Biden wears (Fishnet stockings?!) that was o.k.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2022 01:40 PM (vH/6k)

58 I tend on balance to believe the President's story that he is Puerto Rican.

Posted by: David French at October 04, 2022 01:40 PM (ph2Ck)

59 I think Tapioca Joe meant MangoVE habitats.

Posted by: rd at October 04, 2022 01:41 PM (Z32m1)

60 >>> He wasn't trying to say Mangoes.

Go easy on ace. He isn't Puerto Rican like Jose Soft Serve.
Posted by: fluffy at October 04, 2022 01:39 PM (UqnOO)


And apparently garrett was keeping him up all night.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 04, 2022 01:41 PM (bhRsz)

61 Mangros are neither mangos nor mangroves.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 04, 2022 01:41 PM (wBpKf)

62 Who has better taste in fashion: Dr. Jill or Michelle or DistHillary?
Posted by: Furious George at October 04, 2022 01:38 PM (CkFy6)

Hillz was dressed by someone who liked the movie Dr. No. DOCTOR Jill is dressed by someone who hates her

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2022 01:41 PM (xhaym)

63 Was listening to Howie Carr talk about Jill Biden's dress. He kept asking "Who shot the couch?"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 04, 2022 01:41 PM (N39Ws)

64 Here's the thing: Mangroves don't need the federal government to grow. They have been growing for several centuries without the assistance of the federal government.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 04, 2022 01:39 PM (lf83v)

Growing for Hundreds of Years WITHOUT Federal Subsidies? This is an outrage! Clearly we need to spend Billions getting to the bottom of this outrage!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2022 01:41 PM (oHd/0)

65 Biden looking for his stage mark or is he looking for his lost dignity??

@disclosetv
NOW - Biden appears to search for something on the floor.

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/
1577017529851351041

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 04, 2022 01:41 PM (yikp0)

66 Compared to some of the things Jill Biden wears (Fishnet stockings?!) that was o.k.

Sometimes you've got to let the Beaver air out because she's a little ripe.

Posted by: Jill "Rottencrotch" Biden at October 04, 2022 01:41 PM (ESjRY)

67 Puerto Rico sucks.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2022 01:41 PM (ppBhU)

68 53 Fyi, Bros was heavily promoted here in NYC. But perhaps oddly, it was promoted more as a "bromance" type comedy than a full-on gay movie. And there almost no promos with the actors' faces, most likely because Eichner is an unappealing little fuck who would be paying homeless bums for blowjobs if he was somehow inexplicably famous. I can't imagine even die-hard gays want to see him as a romantic lead (!) in a gay movie.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 04, 2022 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

==========

The only explanation is that Middle America isn't gay enough and we need more gay teachers to convert straight children into gayness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 04, 2022 01:42 PM (LvTSG)

69 Excuse Juan from shul today.
-- Epstein's mother
Posted by: epstein's mother at October 04, 2022 01:37 PM

"I can see the headline now 'Puerto Rican Jew joins monastery, becomes first Schlamonk.'"

- Mr. Kotter

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2022 01:42 PM (Wnv9h)

70 >>>Ensembln't. That's pretty good actually. I think I got that from garrett

You should ask your Dr. to see if you should get tested.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 04, 2022 01:42 PM (yHsuS)

71 Is she the bestest at congress or woman?

Posted by: quantum mechanic at October 04, 2022 01:42 PM (g1EEm)

72 I am known as the foremost AoS leg connoisseur and I must say I've never "got" fishnets.

Posted by: ... at October 04, 2022 01:42 PM (ph2Ck)

73 Hmmmmmmmm . . .

Posted by: The Couch Fucker at October 04, 2022 01:42 PM (/lE6c)

74 Out: Gay people are born that way

In: If we don't get to tell your kids about gay sex they'll never even give it a try!

Posted by: The FNM at October 04, 2022 01:42 PM (ESjRY)

75 They are just trying to get him across the midterms line I think regretting they didn't force him out in January. If they would have done it then. Historical President Kamala, VP Hillary. Unfortunate MAGA assassination of Kamala as an October surprise President Hillary.

I'm really surprised they didn't go that route, since that was there best play.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 04, 2022 01:42 PM (Oqkrg)

76 57 Compared to some of the things Jill Biden wears (Fishnet stockings?!) that was o.k.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2022 01:40 PM (vH/6k)

Yeah, looks like something a Matron would have worn in the early 60's... first time I've seen her in anything age appropriate.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2022 01:42 PM (oHd/0)

77 MANGRO sounds like an X-Men villain.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2022 01:43 PM (ppBhU)

78 When he was running down the street barefoot, selling burritos to the tourists, it would rain oil on him. And maybe pinto beans.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 04, 2022 01:43 PM (j40lz)

79 I tend on balance to believe the President's story that he is Puerto Rican.
Posted by: David French at October 04, 2022 01:40 PM (ph2Ck)


David French also tends on balance to believe that that smell on his wife's side of the bed is Puerto Rican.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 04, 2022 01:43 PM (bhRsz)

80 Was listening to Howie Carr talk about Jill Biden's dress. He kept asking "Who shot the couch?"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 04, 2022 01:41 PM

Oh hell, I missed that yesterday.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2022 01:43 PM (Wnv9h)

81 Joe is so creepy. He is demented and a child molester.

It is only a letter of time. The Dems know he is a loser. After the midterms, when the Dems are licking their wounds, they will shove him
Overboard. They have no choice.

Welcome Kamala the Horrific.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 04, 2022 01:40 PM (haWye)

Will they wait until after January 20, so they can give Kamalala Harris two years plus two full terms? She is such a dynamic politician!

Posted by: rd at October 04, 2022 01:43 PM (Z32m1)

82 It wasn't always easy for Joe Biden; he was born a poor black child.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at October 04, 2022 01:43 PM (SOV+T)

83 Mangrove habitats, I imagine. Do they have them in Puerto Rico?

Posted by: Synova at October 04, 2022 01:43 PM (BD/yx)

84 "But I got... Loverboy. I am disappoint."


I was prepared for the Loverboy; a guilty pleasure for sure, but certainly not that cheesy bit.

I just knew it was going to be "Take me to the top".

Dissappoint as well...

Posted by: Gunslinger at October 04, 2022 01:43 PM (R2gO3)

85 72 I am known as the foremost AoS leg connoisseur and I must say I've never "got" fishnets.
Posted by: ... at October 04, 2022 01:42 PM (ph2Ck)

Sir, if you do not understand the allure of Fishnets, I would suggest you are NOT the 'foremost AoS Leg Connoisseur'!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2022 01:44 PM (oHd/0)

86 MANGRO sounds like an X-Men villain.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2022 01:43 PM

Sounds like a supplement you get tons of spam email about.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2022 01:44 PM (Wnv9h)

87 If 5 weeks out the MSM is talking about LVs not RVs, a shift of Hispanics and Black's regarding Ds, you know they waited as long as they could.

Gas going up. Illegals being dropped and then shipped by Grute, Adams, and Martha - there's a train coming faster and faster.

And whispers of Joe actually running again, is icing on the cake.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 04, 2022 01:44 PM (NW9xb)

88 The animatronic Presidents at Disney are better than the one we got... and they break down less often

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 04, 2022 01:44 PM (flINI)

89 >I suspect Tom Brady is about to hit the dating scene like Leo DiCaprio after getting mauled by a bear.

I think this analogy doesn't work, but I'm laughing anyway.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 04, 2022 01:44 PM (44ww/)

90 I am known as the foremost AoS leg connoisseur and I must say I've never "got" fishnets.

They're for the proactive slut: if they haven't roped in a man by closing time, they net one.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2022 01:44 PM (ppBhU)

91 77 MANGRO sounds like an X-Men villain.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2022 01:43 PM (ppBhU)

___________________

Penis enlargement pill?

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 04, 2022 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

92 People don't know this, but because I was raised by mostly Puerto Rican people, and because I have a lovely singing voice, Leonard Bernstein originally cast me as Maria in West Side Story.

I had to decline because Annapolis wanted me to be their quarterback and I had to drive a truck to Scranton.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 04, 2022 01:44 PM (lf83v)

93 Wow. I'm guessing garret is gayer then a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 04, 2022 01:44 PM (OTvdu)

94 What is a politically Puerto Rican household? Corrupt?

Posted by: Synova at October 04, 2022 01:44 PM (BD/yx)

95 Has anyone spotted the sniper in Jill's dress?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 04, 2022 01:45 PM (wBpKf)

96 "I don't know what I'm saying. I got no sleep last night." Hell, I don't know anyone could sleep after seeing that.

Posted by: Chuck Moss at October 04, 2022 01:45 PM (zmawo)

97 PriorThread: You morons missed?

[io]Planned Parenthood officials announced Monday the clinic would soon hit the road in a 37-foot RV, bringing abortion services near bordering states that have since banned the procedure.

What's next, a fleet of "gender affirming" RVs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

The WeinerLess mobile.

Posted by: DaveA at October 04, 2022 01:45 PM (FhXTo)

98 Joe Biden's name is Spanish is "Joe Biden"

Joe Biden's name is Klingon is "Joe Biden"

Posted by: SMOD at October 04, 2022 01:45 PM (RHGPo)

99
Heh. That clip includes a few shots of Brandon doing "the Cornholio." I've seen him do it at least half a dozen times, though. I really wonder what's going through his old porridge-pan when that's happening.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2022 01:45 PM (oINRc)

100 MANGRO sounds like an X-Men villain.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2022 01:43 PM (ppBhU)

Constantly in a battle to the doom with superhero lilpeepee, when lilpeepee is not crying and simping for his girl BFF.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 04, 2022 01:45 PM (yHsuS)

101 Fishnet

Posted by: REDACTED at October 04, 2022 01:45 PM (eOmRm)

102 If he was still in office, Andrew Cuomo could have accompanied Joe and taught him how to pronounce PoooeeeRRtwoo RReeeekooo

Posted by: Rbastid at October 04, 2022 01:45 PM (0Cmrx)

103 Tom and Giselle have a daughter and son who are pre-teens. It's a shame they couldn't work things out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2022 01:46 PM (vH/6k)

104 "You cannot go into a Dunkin Donuts or a suburb of Delaware unless you have a slight Puerto Rican accent. I'm not joking!"

--Jose Bideno

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 04, 2022 01:46 PM (KbCG3)

105 Hola. Mi nombre es garret y soy más gay que una bolsa de pene.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 04, 2022 01:46 PM (OTvdu)

106 I never got the Gisele thing. She just doesn’t do it for me.

For Kraut supermodels, I’ll take peak Claudia Schiffer anytime.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2022 01:46 PM (dS9wL)

107 Please don't say mangros.

It sounds too much like Negros.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 04, 2022 01:46 PM (lf83v)

108 You're killing me Joe, killing me.

Posted by: Beto O'Rourke' at October 04, 2022 01:46 PM (3w5qQ)

109 94 What is a politically Puerto Rican household? Corrupt?
Posted by: Synova at October 04, 2022 01:44 PM (BD/yx)

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Corrupt and only kind of American?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 04, 2022 01:47 PM (LvTSG)

110 World War III

Posted by: wth at October 04, 2022 01:47 PM (v0R5T)

111 I fully support the state of FL dumping a bit of money into preserving mangrove basins, swamps and other biomes down in FL. They're fairly unique, and they were pretty close to getting wiped out during the massive expansion of the mid 20th century. There's some neat conservation work being done in that area. But, of course, like everything else, you can't have Something Neat and try to protect it. There's gotta be a whole filthy fucking cabal of insects up and down the political tree, sucking the sap out the public fisc while crying "CONSERVATION!!!!" in-between gulps.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2022 01:47 PM (6FeV1)

112 Best thing about Fishnets? Great air flow

Worst thing about Fishnets? You always get at least a few sailors caught in them

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 04, 2022 01:47 PM (ESjRY)

113 This guy has been a profession politician, and a Democrat to boot, for his entire life since finishing bottom of his class in law school, and he doesn't know what the hell an en-yay is? He hasn't bothered to even learn Dumb Democrat Politician Fake Spanish over the past 60 years?
++++
Not everyone can be as great as Robert Francis O'Rourke, Ace. Or that fake Spaniard that George Clooney married. Now *she* commits to the gimmick!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2022 01:47 PM (t0OGg)

114 Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener, but that I can never be.
Because if I was an Oscar Meyer wiener, Planned Parenthood would put an end to me

Posted by: SMOD at October 04, 2022 01:47 PM (RHGPo)

115 And I have to disagree on the fishnets question in this instance. When Jill wears fishnets, she is being authentic: dressing as the dirty whore she is. Wearing upholstery is just sad. "I'm a patio couch" is not a good look.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2022 01:47 PM (ppBhU)

116 I don't know what's more insulting, her fashion take or Joe deciding that being wilmington-adjacent is the same as being an actual Puerto Rican person.
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Howz about "The Archmere amigo?"

Posted by: Delaware: Biden is your problem now at October 04, 2022 01:47 PM (JTRqZ)

117 Well, at least Tom Brady makes less money than Giselle does, so he'll not be out of pocket in the divorce. But, she's a woman scorned, so she's going to try to ruin him, I'm sure.

Pretty fucking stupid for him to un-retire at the risk of his family, just to play another season in which his team has no chance of winning the Super Bowl.

Take your 7 rings and go be a full-time family man, Tom. It's enough.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2022 01:47 PM (/lE6c)

118 At this point the only people who don't know Senile Hitler is a zombie are the ones who don't know they're registered to vote, and that someone is casting votes in their name.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 04, 2022 01:47 PM (nnp+f)

119 Jill looks like she's hiding a bushel of mangos under that bed cover.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 04, 2022 01:47 PM (OTvdu)

120 The Puerto Ricans in Delaware have a monopoly over the breakfast taco food truck market.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 04, 2022 01:47 PM (TNyrE)

121 You have to have a slight Mexican accent to sell empanadas in San Juan.

Posted by: Gropin Joe at October 04, 2022 01:47 PM (j40lz)

122 I am known as the foremost AoS leg connoisseur and I must say I've never "got" fishnets.
Posted by: ... at October 04, 2022 01:42 PM (ph2Ck)

On a well turned leg it accentuates the curves and is sexy. On everyone else it either looks like a net bag full of grapefruits or a frozen New Zealand leg of lamb in the grocery meat aisle.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2022 01:47 PM (xhaym)

123 Is there anywhere Joe *isn't* from at this point, or a profession he hasn't practiced?

Where was he from when he was a trucker? Was he a Puerto Rican trucker, or a Delaware trucker, or a Pennsylvania trucker?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2022 01:48 PM (t0OGg)

124 Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2022 01:42 PM (oHd/0)

I don't find it that unattractive a dress, but I not one of the gay male fashion aficionados from Bros.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2022 01:48 PM (vH/6k)

125 92 That was hilarious.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 04, 2022 01:48 PM (MkuC5)

126 A Mangro is simply a male black

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 04, 2022 01:48 PM (flINI)

127

He says that "politically I was raised " a lot.

I guess it works.



Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 04, 2022 01:48 PM (XnbJC)

128 It's sad that when I hear "The Wanderer", I immediately think "Oh it's the Snake Light ... from Black and Decker".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWnvlTHaRNQ

Posted by: spindrift at October 04, 2022 01:48 PM (h5TKJ)

129 He wasn't trying to say "mango", he was trying to say "mangroVE". That he ended up somewhere in-between is just sad.

And Dr. Jill is just abusing the schmuck.

Posted by: GWB at October 04, 2022 01:48 PM (jFOAT)

130 My name is written 'Joe Biden' but it's pronounced throat-warbler-mangrove.

https://www.dailymotion.com/
video/x7uv0n8

42 seconds

Posted by: joey biden at October 04, 2022 01:48 PM (yikp0)

131 >>I don't know what I'm saying. I got no sleep last night.

You need natural healthy sleep, chew some Valerian Root and get some exercise.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2022 01:48 PM (up/3i)

132
¡Sí se pudenda!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2022 01:49 PM (oINRc)

133 The 'Wanderer' video is pretty good.

I was thinking that someone with better musical talent than myself should re-write (if not done already) El Debarge's 80's hit "Who's Johnny?" as "Where's Jackie?".

Where's Jackie? He asked
And then he sniffed a pre-teen girl
Where's Jackie?
She should really be here.

Etc.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 04, 2022 01:49 PM (wUHYj)

134 A Mangro is simply a male black
Posted by: Truck Monkey
___

This made me laugh way more than it should.

Posted by: SMH at October 04, 2022 01:49 PM (AlREz)

135 >>> Not everyone can be as great as Robert Francis O'Rourke, Ace. Or that fake Spaniard that George Clooney married. Now *she* commits to the gimmick!

I'll kick your faggot ass.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at October 04, 2022 01:49 PM (UqnOO)

136 Hijo de puta

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 04, 2022 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

137 MangBros

Posted by: wth at October 04, 2022 01:49 PM (v0R5T)

138 Sir, if you do not understand the allure of Fishnets, I would suggest you are NOT the 'foremost AoS Leg Connoisseur'!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2022 01:44 PM (oHd/0)

Don't get em at all, never have

Posted by: ... at October 04, 2022 01:49 PM (+3HK+)

139 Joe's a legend in his own mind.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 04, 2022 01:50 PM (NpAcC)

140 The back of Bidens melon looks exactly like Peter Boyles... and Peter Boyles never tried to hide that he was bald or got the goofy looking fake chicklets

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 04, 2022 01:50 PM (flINI)

141 He was talking about mangroves, not mangos. mangroves protect coastlines from erosion.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2022 01:50 PM (Y5qcH)

142 The 'Wanderer' video is pretty good.

I was thinking that someone with better musical talent than myself should re-write (if not done already) El Debarge's 80's hit "Who's Johnny?" as "Where's Jackie?".
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No...please don't.

Posted by: SMH at October 04, 2022 01:50 PM (AlREz)

143 I love mangos.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2022 01:50 PM (dS9wL)

144
Delaware is as diverse as its brunch empanadas.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2022 01:50 PM (oINRc)

145 Pretty fucking stupid for him to un-retire at the risk of his family, just to play another season in which his team has no chance of winning the Super Bowl.
__________

He's high on the GOAT meth.

He wants to make his records totally unbreakable.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 04, 2022 01:50 PM (lf83v)

146 I'll kick your faggot ass.
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at October 04, 2022 01:49 PM (UqnOO)
++++
Ah, right. It was you. Forgive me my mistake. It's an easy one to make because all you Hollywood assholes are essentially the same.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2022 01:50 PM (t0OGg)

147 He used to drive his big rig on the treacherous highways from Delaware to Puerto Rico... not many make that full run.. old joe, no problem.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at October 04, 2022 01:50 PM (53oGX)

148 In my experience regular exercise will help the quality and amount of your sleep.

But especially when you have things on your mind sometimes your body will just refuse to drift off.

I tried melatonin once...which just made me tired..er...without putting me to sleep.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2022 01:50 PM (ESjRY)

149 Out: I was born a poor black child. - The Jerk

In: I was sort of raised in a Puerto Rican Community. - President Jerk

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 04, 2022 01:50 PM (wUHYj)

150 What is a politically Puerto Rican household? Corrupt?

Posted by: Synova at October 04, 2022 01:44 PM (BD/yx)


I think chanclas are involved

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2022 01:50 PM (xhaym)

151 The Daily Daddario looks better in questionable clothing choices than Jill Biden:

https://___-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/abVLyjv_700bwp.webp

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 04, 2022 01:50 PM (LvTSG)

152 True Daily Daddario link:

https://tinyurl.com/2bu4ybmv

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 04, 2022 01:51 PM (LvTSG)

153 Making up stories is so "classically" a sign of dementia. I had a friend in his middle late 70's ( he had had a heart attack too) who insisted he had recently climbed the Rockies- while he was actually in the hospital- to bury a friend of his.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2022 01:51 PM (vH/6k)

154 TBH if I was Trump I would just start repeating Biden's lies and watch the FNM have a stroke.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2022 01:40 PM (ESjRY)

OMG!!! Trump is Brain damaged! Trump is Senile!

He should do that at his next rally. A 90 second bit in the middle, then cut to the video of F. Joe Biden's eloquence.

Posted by: rd at October 04, 2022 01:52 PM (Z32m1)

155 Did Jill, the doctor, pay lip service to the unique rice and beans of Puerto Rico?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at October 04, 2022 01:52 PM (sI15f)

156 Man groves?

Go on . . .

Posted by: Miss Lindsey and Obama at October 04, 2022 01:52 PM (CkFy6)

157 89 >I suspect Tom Brady is about to hit the dating scene like Leo DiCaprio after getting mauled by a bear.

I think this analogy doesn't work, but I'm laughing anyway.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 04, 2022 01:44 PM (44ww/)

Tom Brady will be clubbing harder than Eskimos hunting baby seals.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 04, 2022 01:52 PM (N39Ws)

158 "I AM EVERY MAN" Joke Bribe'em

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2022 01:52 PM (STkDR)

159 Was listening to Howie Carr talk about Jill Biden's dress. He kept asking "Who shot the couch?"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

I shot the couch,

But I did not shoot the canapé.

Posted by: Bob Marley at October 04, 2022 01:52 PM (g1EEm)

160 @145

>>He wants to make his records totally unbreakable.

His records are unbreakable.

If the reasons for the divorce are what they are reported to be, he simply wasn't man enough to straight-up divorce his wife and new what her redline was and decided to cross it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2022 01:52 PM (up/3i)

161 153 Making up stories is so "classically" a sign of dementia.

---------------------------------------

Shit, I've had dementia since I was a kid.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2022 01:52 PM (Y5qcH)

162 True Daily Daddario link:

https://tinyurl.com/2bu4ybmv

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 04, 2022 01:51 PM (LvTSG)

The surprise otter look.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 04, 2022 01:53 PM (yHsuS)

163 He's a post lobotomy Forest Gump.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 04, 2022 01:53 PM (OTvdu)

164 Joe Biden has a stutter. How dare you point out flaws in the disabled!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 04, 2022 01:53 PM (t3/qz)

165 I don't recall Melania or Barbara tailing their husbands nearly as much as Jill apparently needs to do. She's literally there all the time -- lurking, waiting, looking like some cross between the Forever 21 catalogue and the clearance rack at Bed Bath & Beyond.

Posted by: red speck at October 04, 2022 01:53 PM (gS3OW)

166 The back of Bidens melon looks exactly like Peter Boyles... and Peter Boyles never tried to hide that he was bald or got the goofy looking fake chicklets
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

Is this about me?

BTW, Who am I?

Posted by: Lurch Fetterman (D-trustfund) at October 04, 2022 01:53 PM (JTRqZ)

167 152 True Daily Daddario link:

https://tinyurl.com/2bu4ybmv
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 04, 2022 01:51 PM (LvTSG)

This expression inspired by Biden's handlers each time he goes to sniff a young girl.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 04, 2022 01:54 PM (KbCG3)

168 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 04, 2022 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

169 I don't recall Melania or Barbara tailing their husbands nearly as much as Jill apparently needs to do. She's literally there all the time -- lurking, waiting, looking like some cross between the Forever 21 catalogue and the clearance rack at Bed Bath & Beyond.
Posted by: red speck at October 04, 2022 01:53 PM (gS3OW)
++++
Well, I don't see how that's getting topped today.

Bravo, Mr. Speck. Bravo.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2022 01:54 PM (t0OGg)

170 Hope Tom's friends are reminding him to not believe a single club girl when she says she's on the pill or he's about to have a Musk-load of kids.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2022 01:54 PM (ESjRY)

171 I hope Joe reminded them to trade in their old Chevys for an EV.

Posted by: wth at October 04, 2022 01:54 PM (v0R5T)

172 I win, I found it first.

😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/uLas6bH5Ms

- Rondalee Iowa (@Maga4Justice) October 3, 2022


I said it yesterday. "Nice dress, Jill. How'd the couch turn out?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 04, 2022 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

173 149 I was born a poor black child. - The Jerk
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 04, 2022 01:50 PM (wUHYj)

LOL, if they ever make a movie about all the stories Brandon tells it should be called "The Jerk". They could market it as a reboot.

Posted by: espinostifer at October 04, 2022 01:54 PM (m2XKJ)

174 157

Tom Brady will be clubbing harder than Eskimos hunting baby seals.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 04, 2022 01:52 PM (N39Ws)

And for the same reasons, I might add. Fur.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 04, 2022 01:54 PM (N39Ws)

175 160 @145

>>He wants to make his records totally unbreakable.

His records are unbreakable.

If the reasons for the divorce are what they are reported to be, he simply wasn't man enough to straight-up divorce his wife and new what her redline was and decided to cross it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2022 01:52 PM (up/3i)
_______________________

I think it's more a simple case of a guy who has lived and breathed football for literally his entire life not being able to give it up, especially since he can still be productive. He's addicted.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 04, 2022 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

176 165 I don't recall Melania or Barbara tailing their husbands nearly as much as Jill apparently needs to do. She's literally there all the time -- lurking, waiting, looking like some cross between the Forever 21 catalogue and the clearance rack at Bed Bath & Beyond.
Posted by: red speck at October 04, 2022 01:53 PM (gS3OW)

==========

"This bitch needs to learn to back off a bit."
-Edith Wilson

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 04, 2022 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

177 True Daily Daddario link:

https://tinyurl.com/2bu4ybmv
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 04, 2022 01:51 PM (LvTSG)

***

Butter face

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 04, 2022 01:54 PM (flINI)

178 The surprise otter look.
Posted by: Comrade flounder,

Not her best look.

Posted by: Bob Marley at October 04, 2022 01:55 PM (g1EEm)

179 Shit, I've had dementia since I was a kid.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2022 01:52 PM (Y5qcH)

Making up stories as a kid to get out of trouble is not a sign of dementia. Joe probably believes all these things. My friend did.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2022 01:55 PM (vH/6k)

180
"I got no sleep last night."

That sucks. Too much or too little exercise?

I actually slept all the way through the night recently with no pee break. But I had paddled my kayak for a couple hours that day. Wish I could do that every day.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 04, 2022 01:55 PM (y3pKJ)

181 /desock

Posted by: quantum mechanic at October 04, 2022 01:55 PM (g1EEm)

182 152 True Daily Daddario link:

https://tinyurl.com/2bu4ybmv
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 04, 2022 01:51 PM (LvTSG)

Images load with no transition at all, just *bloop* there you go, which always makes her pictures look like you just barged in on her in the middle of doing something else, with that wide eyed surprised glare of hers... "AHHH! Who the hell are you?" "Gah! Sorry! Jeez...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2022 01:55 PM (6FeV1)

183 165 I don't recall Melania or Barbara tailing their husbands nearly as much as Jill apparently needs to do. She's literally there all the time -- lurking, waiting, looking like some cross between the Forever 21 catalogue and the clearance rack at Bed Bath & Beyond.
Posted by: red speck at October 04, 2022 01:53 PM (gS3OW)

Filene's Basement...

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 04, 2022 01:55 PM (MkuC5)

184 And for the same reasons, I might add. Fur.

isso nao esta certo

Posted by: Some Brazillian at October 04, 2022 01:55 PM (ESjRY)

185
If I had to debate Brandon, I'd have fun with it. I would just completely make shit up, and get him to talk about things that never happened.

"Joe, when you were on that State visit to Tierra Del Fuego during the Obama administration, and you rescued those sand penguins, it was admirable. But you also promised to commit US taxpayer monies for sand penguin relief. Do you stand by that commitment? Or not?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2022 01:55 PM (oINRc)

186 The pics you have of DOCTOR Jill don't show her orange shoes which were perfectly hideous! Combined with the couch cover dress the worst outfit for a FLOTUS EVER!!!

Posted by: Good Scott at October 04, 2022 01:56 PM (+Fej9)

187 Mango just pawn in game of life.

Posted by: DB at October 04, 2022 01:56 PM (geLO8)

188 I think Jill's dress is ugly but it's soooooo much better than the whore-dress I was imagining based on the headline.

Posted by: Iris at October 04, 2022 01:56 PM (NaH5I)

189 Pendejo Joe.

(He'd think that's a term of endearment from the lateen-ex community).

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at October 04, 2022 01:56 PM (8PH4d)

190 On a well turned leg it accentuates the curves and is sexy. On everyone else it either looks like a net bag full of grapefruits or a frozen New Zealand leg of lamb in the grocery meat aisle.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2022 01:47 PM (xhaym)

Agreed, to paraphrase that great Modern thinker and Philosophizer, Cereal Killer, whose immortal Wisdom was shown by uttering the phrase 'spandex, its a privilege, not a right'...

I would add Yoga pants, and Fishnets, into the aforementioned category.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2022 01:56 PM (oHd/0)

191 True story. I was deployed to a certain place on the planet that is unimportant right now.

The Puerto Rican National Guard was deployed to our base. In three or four days, the docs came to my office and told me "We have an outbreak of crabs. It's bad." I said "Is it the Puerto Ricans?" He said "Not really, it's your people and they are getting it from the Puerto Ricans."

Command is never about being Chesty Puller. It's about being Ward Cleaver.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 04, 2022 01:56 PM (lf83v)

192 Joe Biden:
I was born a poor black boy.

Steve Martin:
That was a joke in a movie

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 04, 2022 01:56 PM (2+un5)

193 True Daily Daddario link:

https://tinyurl.com/2bu4ybmv
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 04, 2022 01:51 PM (LvTSG)


Oh, is *this* who everyone keeps talking about? Eh, she's all right, I guess.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 04, 2022 01:56 PM (bhRsz)

194 If I had to debate Brandon, I'd have fun with it. I would just completely make shit up, and get him to talk about things that never happened.


holy shit YD

this would work!

but not just with Biden! you could probably do this with most D candidates

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 04, 2022 01:56 PM (w0NJk)

195 tailing their husbands nearly as much as Jill apparently needs to do. She's literally there all the time -- lurking, waiting, looking like some cross between the Forever 21 catalogue and the clearance rack at Bed Bath & Beyond.
Posted by: red speck at October 04, 2022 01:53 PM (gS3OW)

This is some top shelf cruelty. +1

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2022 01:57 PM (CwQXo)

196 This expression inspired by Biden's handlers each time he goes to sniff a young girl.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 04, 2022 01:54 PM (KbCG3)

She sees them too. No one else believes they exist, they can't even sense them moving around.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2022 01:57 PM (xhaym)

197 And just like that, couch fucking went out of style.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 04, 2022 01:57 PM (3p4cr)

198 @175

>>He's addicted.

Perhaps, but he's apparently thrown his marriage away to hang around with a bunch of loser meatballs.

Sad.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2022 01:57 PM (up/3i)

199 Bridget Moynahan.

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2022 01:57 PM (V13WU)

200 The pics you have of DOCTOR Jill don't show her orange shoes which were perfectly hideous! Combined with the couch cover dress the worst outfit for a FLOTUS EVER!!!
Posted by: Good Scott
___

Wait...she wore orange shoes with that couch cover?

lol

Priceless.

Posted by: SMH at October 04, 2022 01:57 PM (AlREz)

201 I said it yesterday. "Nice dress, Jill. How'd the couch turn out?"
------------------
I saw that!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 04, 2022 01:57 PM (yikp0)

202 Needs a Johnny from Airplane meme:

Where did you get that dress? And those shoes, ugh

Posted by: HPLsCat at October 04, 2022 01:57 PM (R+Qe7)

203 SHe married, though.

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2022 01:57 PM (V13WU)

204 Oh, is *this* who everyone keeps talking about? Eh, she's all right, I guess.



she's not aging great it's weird

in True Detective she was GORGEOUS but now she's more ... brittle? hard looking? just aging fast I guess maybe or maybe they make her stay a bit too low-weight in Hollywood now

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 04, 2022 01:57 PM (w0NJk)

205 I actually slept all the way through the night recently with no pee break. But I had paddled my kayak for a couple hours that day. Wish I could do that every day.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 04, 2022 01:55 PM (y3pKJ)

'paddled my kayak'

I declare this a euphemism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2022 01:57 PM (CwQXo)

206 Otherwise - perfect match !

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2022 01:58 PM (V13WU)

207 198 @175

>>He's addicted.

Perhaps, but he's apparently thrown his marriage away to hang around with a bunch of loser meatballs.

Sad.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2022 01:57 PM (up/3i)
_________________

I always thought the marriage was more PR than real, especially the last few years

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 04, 2022 01:58 PM (iFTx/)

208 And just like that, couch fucking went out of style.
Posted by: Beartooth
___

Heh.

Posted by: SMH at October 04, 2022 01:58 PM (AlREz)

209 Images load with no transition at all, just *bloop* there you go, which always makes her pictures look like you just barged in on her in the middle of doing something else, with that wide eyed surprised glare of hers... "AHHH! Who the hell are you?" "Gah! Sorry! Jeez...."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2022 01:55 PM (6FeV1)

That picture says 'you want me to WHAT?'

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2022 01:58 PM (oHd/0)

210 And tomorrow, and there's a big IF in my mind he'll go to FL, he'll be The Cabbage Key Kid.

I predict that if it happens, the survey will be done by helicopter, and the ground contact will be in deep blue somewhere like Lauderdale. He'll never be near DeSantis.

The east coast assholes watched it happen from their perches at the sports bars.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 04, 2022 01:58 PM (pLPnQ)

211 Critical Drinker disassembles Lot, RoP:

https://youtu.be/416vFlu595Q

The comments to his video are hilarious.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2022 01:58 PM (/lE6c)

212 Claim: Fauci Grants $650K to UK Researcher to Perform Gain of Function Studies on Covid Like Viruses

Is the plan to keep attempting to wipe out mankind until they get it right?

Posted by: SMOD at October 04, 2022 01:58 PM (RHGPo)

213 I win, I found it first.

😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/uLas6bH5Ms

- Rondalee Iowa (@Maga4Justice) October 3, 2022


I said it yesterday. "Nice dress, Jill. How'd the couch turn out?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 04, 2022 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

When we re-upholstered the couch and living room chairs in the 1960's, Mom made throw pillows out to the extra fabric.

Posted by: rd at October 04, 2022 01:58 PM (Z32m1)

214 Mangro Man the Puerto Rican ham

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 04, 2022 01:58 PM (M+Lyo)

215 Why don't his handlers tell him to not make up bizarrely stupid fables?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 04, 2022 01:58 PM (eGTCV)

216 He's a total fraud

Posted by: Skip's phone at October 04, 2022 01:58 PM (SO5cn)

217 Or that fake Spaniard that George Clooney married. Now *she* commits to the gimmick!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2022 01:47 PM

Watching Eelarrria Baldwin pretend she couldn't pronounce "cucumber" was eelarrrious.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2022 01:59 PM (Wnv9h)

218 I'd rather DOCTOR Jill just stick with the trashy trailer park ensembln'ts with some grandma T&A.

Pure *biden.

Pure trash.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 04, 2022 01:59 PM (BFigT)

219
Making up stories as a kid to get out of trouble is not a sign of dementia. Joe probably believes all these things. My friend did.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2022 01:55 PM (vH/6k)

Nah, Fen... Brandon's been making shit up like this (Corn Pop, drunk drivers, etc.) his entire career. Sometimes he doesn't even make it up, and just cribs from other people's lives (Neil Kinnock).

He's just an inveterate liar. Now that his brain is mush he may have forgotten what are lies and what aren't, but he does it reflexively.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2022 01:59 PM (oINRc)

220 "Joe, when you were on that State visit to Tierra Del Fuego during the Obama administration, and you rescued those sand penguins, it was admirable. But you also promised to commit US taxpayer monies for sand penguin relief. Do you stand by that commitment? Or not?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2022 01:55 PM (oINRc)

Juan Pedo: I was raised by sand penguins, so my commitment to them comes from the heart.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 04, 2022 01:59 PM (yHsuS)

221 If the reasons for the divorce are what they are reported to be, he simply wasn't man enough to straight-up divorce his wife and new what her redline was and decided to cross it.

I don't get this take. If it's her redline, why should he have to file for divorce? As a practical matter, one spouse may well understand that he or she is courting divorce may doing or not doing something. But do-as-I-say-or-I'm leaving is a pretty unattractive offer for any man whose balls have not been clipped, especially when the disagreement is over something as mundane as career. And I got to think that goes double for a guy who as a practical matter more or less has unlimited options when it comes to companionship.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2022 01:59 PM (ppBhU)

222 I think Jill is trying to distract from Joe steppin' into it. IT DOES NOT WORK !

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2022 01:59 PM (V13WU)

223 she's not aging great it's weird

in True Detective she was GORGEOUS but now she's more ... brittle? hard looking? just aging fast I guess maybe or maybe they make her stay a bit too low-weight in Hollywood now
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 04, 2022 01:57 PM (w0NJk)

When she has a healthy tan she looks much more hot. For some reason though, the current 'look' is that of a pale, washed out heroin addict. Of course, with Hollywood, it may not be a 'look'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2022 01:59 PM (CwQXo)

224 Claim: Fauci Grants $650K to UK Researcher to Perform Gain of Function Studies on Covid Like Viruses

Is the plan to keep attempting to wipe out mankind until they get it right?
Posted by: SMOD at October 04, 2022 01:58 PM (RHGPo)

500 Million or Bust!
- The WEF

Posted by: rd at October 04, 2022 01:59 PM (Z32m1)

225 I always get Bridget Moynahan and Michelle Monaghan confused.

They shouldn't allow two actresses to have last names so alike.

Posted by: spindrift at October 04, 2022 01:59 PM (h5TKJ)

226 Oh, is *this* who everyone keeps talking about? Eh, she's all right, I guess.
Posted by: Dr. T

Do not base your opinion of the Daddario on this pic. One of the worst I have seen.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at October 04, 2022 02:00 PM (g1EEm)

227 >Oh, is *this* who everyone keeps talking about? Eh, she's all right, I guess.


she must practice making that face in a mirror
all these Hollywood skirts do

Posted by: DB at October 04, 2022 02:00 PM (geLO8)

228 Is the plan to keep attempting to wipe out mankind until they get it right?
Posted by: SMOD
___

Stan and his minions never rest.

Posted by: SMH at October 04, 2022 02:00 PM (AlREz)

229 I was gonna go to work today but I started padllin' my kayak instead

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 04, 2022 02:00 PM (flINI)

230 And just like that, couch fucking went out of style.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 04, 2022 01:57 PM

Shut 'er down, folks, we have a threadwinner.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2022 02:00 PM (Wnv9h)

231 Joe Biden and his demented streams of unconsciousness.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 04, 2022 02:00 PM (H8QX8)

232 @215

>>Why don't his handlers tell him to not make up bizarrely stupid fables?

Because it doesn't matter, they've already installed this gibbeting meat puppet, sure they have to come out an clean up what he said, but there are no repercussions for any of this insanity.

And the clown car will continue rolling down the road.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2022 02:00 PM (up/3i)

233 >I always get Bridget Moynahan and Michelle Monaghan confused.



DON'T cross the streams

Posted by: DB at October 04, 2022 02:00 PM (geLO8)

234 I hope you get more rest, Chuy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 04, 2022 02:00 PM (XvPQV)

235 Brady is going to marry Gronk.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 04, 2022 02:01 PM (lf83v)

236 Weren't you a little hard on the PRNG Beaver last night, Ward?

Posted by: june cleaver at October 04, 2022 02:01 PM (yikp0)

237 He wants to make his records totally unbreakable.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot




He's already reached that goal. Nobody will ever match him in SB Wins.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2022 02:01 PM (/lE6c)

238 Is the plan to keep attempting to wipe out mankind until they get it right?


yeah Daczak made SARS II - the OG lab-created, lets-get-Trump virus. so now he's getting a new infusion of capital for the same project.

it doesn't help one sleep nights, knowing this, does it?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 04, 2022 02:01 PM (w0NJk)

239 Oh, is that what it is? Thought she left a couche somewhere bereft of its covering.
Posted by: Prime Sister at October 04, 2022 01:34 PM (tQL7r)

1970's boat cushions.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 04, 2022 02:01 PM (AiZBA)

240 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2022 01:59 PM (oINRc)

I agree with you that he does it reflexively, but now with the dementia he not only lies he thinks it's the truth

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2022 02:01 PM (vH/6k)

241 it doesn't help one sleep nights, knowing this, does it?
Posted by: BlackOrchid
___

I sleep just fine now.

Knowing that God is in control helps insomnia.

Posted by: SMH at October 04, 2022 02:02 PM (AlREz)

242 The Dress also reminds me of the carpet in Conference Room B

Posted by: DB at October 04, 2022 02:02 PM (geLO8)

243 True Daily Daddario link:

https://tinyurl.com/2bu4ybmv
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 04, 2022 01:51 PM (LvTSG)


The rabbit is boiling.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 04, 2022 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

244 'paddled my kayak'

I declare this a euphemism.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I had that thought.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at October 04, 2022 02:03 PM (g1EEm)

245 Joe is petting zoo cute, then evil intentions leak out of him.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 04, 2022 02:03 PM (sVWfg)

246 The couch wore it better.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at October 04, 2022 02:03 PM (AXL3t)

247 That dress is a ghillie suit. It was designed only to be worn in the Martin Pena Mangrove as camo.

Posted by: Tex at October 04, 2022 02:03 PM (z9V4B)

248 Listening to some of you here comment on some of the women's looks discussed, you must all be married to 20 something supermodels.

Awesome

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 04, 2022 02:03 PM (M+Lyo)

249 @212

>>Is the plan to keep attempting to wipe out mankind until they get it right?

Alex Berensen posed two potential reasons for this...

1. F**K You, we'll do whatever the f**k we want.

2. "Find" a pre-cursor animal to "prove" the virus came from nature and not the Level 4 Bio lab that was working on gain of function research in WuHan Province.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2022 02:04 PM (up/3i)

250 I sleep just fine now.

Knowing that God is in control helps insomnia.
Posted by: SMH


Fist bump!

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at October 04, 2022 02:04 PM (AXL3t)

251 Wandered into the Wash DC tourist info spot (where tickets for the Hop on Hop off are sold). Has tee shirts with the Donald picture that say the ubiquitous "Miss Me Yet?" Also Obama with same sentiment. Amusing.

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at October 04, 2022 02:04 PM (fMhOl)

252 Back when Joe Biden was governor of Tx he had a sexy Mexican maid who made the best breakfast burritos.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 04, 2022 02:04 PM (t3/qz)

253 Weren't you a little hard on the PRNG Beaver last night, Ward?
___________

The Puerto Rican females were virtually all 10s.

Not deployment 10s.

South Beach Miami 10s. Saint Barts 10s. Ready to lose my Commission 10s.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 04, 2022 02:04 PM (lf83v)

254 With Trump we had cheap energy, relative peace, and a hot First Lady

how we have fallen

Posted by: DB at October 04, 2022 02:04 PM (geLO8)

255 Aber beklecker nicht das sofa.

Posted by: Frank Zappa at October 04, 2022 02:04 PM (CkFy6)

256 off old forgotten sock

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 04, 2022 02:04 PM (AiZBA)

257 Tom Brady's days of marriage were numbered when he had the MAGA hat in his locker and, when challenged, said something along the lines of, "He's my friend."

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 04, 2022 02:04 PM (5pTK/)

258 I always get Bridget Moynahan and Michelle Monaghan confused.

They shouldn't allow two actresses to have last names so alike.

Posted by: spindrift



https://tinyurl.com/Bridge-Moy
https://tinyurl.com/Mich-Mon

Compare and contrast.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2022 02:04 PM (/lE6c)

259 *sits down on couch, pipe in hand*

Son, I need to talk to you about all the paddling of your kayak you have been doing...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2022 02:04 PM (CwQXo)

260 Playing this Friday; Mangro Joe and the Porto Reekans

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 04, 2022 02:05 PM (M+Lyo)

261 China re-commences its zero Covid policy at a large airport. Their enforcers are in their painters suits, carrying machine guns. The crowd yells at them, "Are you going to kill us all?"

https://bit.ly/3RCH0VY

THIS is the country the West is begging money from, while bowing and scraping to their every demand.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 04, 2022 02:05 PM (eyxn4)

262 I don't get this take. If it's her redline, why should he have to file for divorce? As a practical matter, one spouse may well understand that he or she is courting divorce may doing or not doing something. But do-as-I-say-or-I'm leaving is a pretty unattractive offer for any man whose balls have not been clipped, especially when the disagreement is over something as mundane as career. And I got to think that goes double for a guy who as a practical matter more or less has unlimited options when it comes to companionship.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2022 01:59 PM (ppBhU)


I assume that, it being a celebrity marriage, there's a lot behind the scenes we neither know nor want to know. However, my sense is that Brady bears more of the blame for this, having led her (and everyone else) to think he was retiring, and then yanking her (and our) chain five minutes later.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 04, 2022 02:05 PM (bhRsz)

263 Is there any difference between a couch and a sofa, or are they synonymous?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2022 02:05 PM (dS9wL)

264 255 Aber beklecker nicht das sofa.
Posted by: Frank Zappa at October 04, 2022 02:04 PM (CkFy6)

But ..... not the sofa?

Beklecker?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2022 02:05 PM (CwQXo)

265 Listening to some of you here comment on some of the women's looks discussed, you must all be married to 20 something supermodels.

Awesome

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 04, 2022 02:03 PM (M+Lyo)

You don't have to be an architect to know that the Tower of Pisa leans.

Posted by: ... at October 04, 2022 02:05 PM (nUtXU)

266 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2022 02:05 PM (T4tVD)

267 Would Jill Biden allow Joe Biden to "not" run again in 2024? Let's hope Evita wants to stay.

Posted by: Blago at October 04, 2022 02:06 PM (PwNLq)

268 That's San Juan Jose!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 04, 2022 02:06 PM (u4CEu)

269 nd just like that, couch fucking went out of style.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 04, 2022 01:57 PM

Shut 'er down, folks, we have a threadwinner.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Standards are important.

Posted by: couch fucker at October 04, 2022 02:06 PM (JTRqZ)

270 She looks as big as a sofa in that.

Posted by: Ziba at October 04, 2022 02:06 PM (4h9M3)

271 248 Listening to some of you here comment on some of the women's looks discussed, you must all be married to 20 something supermodels.

Awesome
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
__________

You wouldn't know her. She goes to another school.

Posted by: Furious George at October 04, 2022 02:06 PM (CkFy6)

272 Oh MAGA You....
You got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
You say he's just a friend...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 04, 2022 02:06 PM (t3/qz)

273 I always get Bridget Moynahan and Michelle Monaghan confused.

They shouldn't allow two actresses to have last names so alike.

Posted by: spindrift

https://tinyurl.com/Bridge-Moy
https://tinyurl.com/Mich-Mon

Compare and contrast.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2022 02:04 PM (/lE6c)

Both Ones

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 04, 2022 02:07 PM (XvPQV)

274 248 Listening to some of you here comment on some of the women's looks discussed, you must all be married to 20 something supermodels.

Awesome
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 04, 2022 02:03 PM (M+Lyo)

A buddy had the same argument when we would discuss this or that gal. It is a fair argument.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2022 02:07 PM (CwQXo)

275 Or, as he says, "mangros." Those are mangos which are taking Penis Growth Pills ...

--------

Are you ready for "Bros. 2: Mangros Boogaloo?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 04, 2022 02:07 PM (NQL1u)

276 I can't wait for the black lesbo muppet to tell us what the rezident retard really said. That binder she drags around must be full of "What the President really said was...." quotes and not much else.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 04, 2022 02:07 PM (BFigT)

277 I always thought the marriage was more PR than real,

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 04, 2022 01:58 PM (iFTx/)

Just like my family!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 04, 2022 02:07 PM (nUtXU)

278 Listening to some of you here comment on some of the women's looks discussed, you must all be married to 20 something supermodels.

Awesome
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 04, 2022 02:03 PM (M+Lyo)


Fair.

I'm just saying, based on the conversation in previous threads, the picture did not meet the expectations I had formed.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 04, 2022 02:07 PM (bhRsz)

279 Brady is going to marry Gronk.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 04, 2022 02:01 PM

Huh-huh, naw, Gronk straight.

Posted by: Gronk at October 04, 2022 02:07 PM (Wnv9h)

280 Inside the Law School Meltdown the Supreme Court Has Unleashed

Professors of constitutional law are currently facing a court that...has let the mask of neutrality fall off completely. Six conservative justices are steering the court into the most controversial debates of the day and consistently siding with the Republican Party. The conservative majority does not even bother to provide any reasoning for its decisions, exploiting the shadow docket to overhaul the law without a word of explanation.

The crisis reached its zenith between September 2021 and June 2022, when the Supreme Court let Texas impose its vigilante abortion ban through the shadow docket, then abolished a 50-year-old right to bodily autonomy by overruling Roe v. Wade.

Now law professors are faced with a quandary: How—and why—should you teach law to students while the Supreme Court openly changes the meaning of the Constitution to align with the GOP?

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at October 04, 2022 02:07 PM (JCZqz)

281 Out of curiosity I did a very little refreshing of my memory on the movie The Coal Miner's Daughter
Sissy Spacek is now 74 years old. She's been married to the same man for 48 years.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 04, 2022 02:08 PM (eGTCV)

282 Take the Jill-B challenge. Eat a heaping helping of dog poo, then think of Jill nekid.

Posted by: Marooned at October 04, 2022 02:08 PM (w6hJ9)

283
I know everyone like to bag on KJP because she's retarded. But, I mean... it's no change. Psircle Back Gurl was full-on retarded, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2022 02:08 PM (oINRc)

284 Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 04, 2022 02:03 PM (M+Lyo)

I really think she's looks ok for her age. It's just that he clothes veer from slutty looking to this. It is unlively I'll ever be married to a supermodel unless I become a billionaire and divorce FenSpouse-which isn't in the plans- and the supermodel wants to date a woman old enough to be her mother.

And the horde always makes critiques of women's looks

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2022 02:09 PM (vH/6k)

285
And unlike Psaki, Jean-Pierre isn't as ugly as a mud fence, and she dresses well. It's an improvement, frankly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2022 02:09 PM (oINRc)

286 Sissy Spacek as Jill Biden in, "Goldminer's Daughter."

Posted by: Marooned at October 04, 2022 02:09 PM (w6hJ9)

287 Alex Berensen posed two potential reasons for this...

1. F**K You, we'll do whatever the f**k we want.
2. "Find" a pre-cursor animal to "prove" the virus came from nature and not the Level 4 Bio lab that was working on gain of function research in WuHan Province.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2022 02:04 PM (up/3i)

Third option: Fu** you Tony, I don't get good money to shut up, I tell them what I got, and neither of us will see sunlight again.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2022 02:09 PM (xhaym)

288 I'm just saying, based on the conversation in previous threads, the picture did not meet the expectations I had formed.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 04, 2022 02:07 PM (bhRsz)

Search terms:

'Alexandria Daddario pool high heels' You're welcome.

I am at work or I would link it myself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2022 02:09 PM (CwQXo)

289 255 Aber beklecker nicht das sofa.
Posted by: Frank Zappa at October 04, 2022 02:04 PM (CkFy6)

But ..... not the sofa?

Beklecker?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2022 02:05 PM (CwQXo)


Yeah, I had to look that one up. Apparently it means "stain."

Ew.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 04, 2022 02:09 PM (bhRsz)

290 Brady is going to marry Gronk.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 04, 2022 02:01 PM

Huh-huh, naw, Gronk straight.
___________

Well, Brady once said, "Gronk is my favorite tight end."

So there. Nyah.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 04, 2022 02:09 PM (lf83v)

291 280 Now law professors are faced with a quandary: How—and why—should you teach law to students while the Supreme Court openly changes the meaning of the Constitution to align with the GOP?
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at October 04, 2022 02:07 PM (JCZqz)

=========

I love this shit.

The legal academy is mostly (MOSTLY) leftist. "Non-partisan" for them means that all stare decisis that affirms government power is good and all stare decisis that limits government power is bad. That's their principle.

So, here comes a court that says, "the federal government can't do everything the left wants to do. There is a document that outlines what the federal government is allowed to do, and it means something," and they freak out.

"Woodrow Wilson's fever dreams and the poem on the Statue of Liberty are more important than the Constitution," is probably a daily mantra for these people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 04, 2022 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

292 I remember that dress. It was what was hanging as curtains in our house in 1963.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 04, 2022 02:10 PM (C7jzY)

293
The Horde is never so savage about people's looks as when they are dunking on men. The ladies kind of get treated gently by comparison.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2022 02:10 PM (oINRc)

294 > she must practice making that face in a mirror

I'm guessing they get the look from porn. It's the, "You just dropped your pants and I'm staring at your monster dong" look.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 04, 2022 02:10 PM (eyxn4)

295 Ixnay on the enyay.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid speakin' pig latin at October 04, 2022 02:11 PM (3Or4S)

296 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2022 02:08 PM (oINRc)

No; I don't think Psaki is retarded. Just good at lying. KJP isn't even very good at that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2022 02:11 PM (vH/6k)

297 I assume that, it being a celebrity marriage, there's a lot behind the scenes we neither know nor want to know. However, my sense is that Brady bears more of the blame for this, having led her (and everyone else) to think he was retiring, and then yanking her (and our) chain five minutes later.
Posted by: Dr. T

Yeah, I can see my wife of 15 years divorcing me because I change my mind about retiring. Totally reasonable response /s

Posted by: quantum mechanic at October 04, 2022 02:11 PM (g1EEm)

298 Pisssssssaki was the Queen of Snark.
KJB is Queen of Stupid R Us.

Posted by: Ziba at October 04, 2022 02:11 PM (4h9M3)

299 so Joey "Silver Alert" Juan Plugz posted a pic of him in a 63 Stingray extolling America to get in the car and build back brandon....

*sigh* a V-8 that costs more than a house....

"Amigo of the peons"

Posted by: sven at October 04, 2022 02:11 PM (Lzpvj)

300 Yes, but does the sofa match the drapes, if ya know what I mean, nudge, nudge, wink, wink!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at October 04, 2022 02:11 PM (oedLL)

301 283 I know everyone like to bag on KJP because she's retarded. But, I mean... it's no change. Psircle Back Gurl was full-on retarded, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2022 02:08 PM (oINRc)

---

Never go (down on) the full retard.

Posted by: Marooned at October 04, 2022 02:11 PM (w6hJ9)

302 Sissy Spacek is now 74 years old. She's been married to the same man for 48 years.

Posted by: That NLurker guy



Denzel Washington (who wasn't in Coal Miner's Daughter) is 67 and has been married to his wife for 39 years.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2022 02:11 PM (/lE6c)

303 293
The Horde is never so savage about people's looks as when they are dunking on men. The ladies kind of get treated gently by comparison.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2022 02:10 PM (oINRc)

========

Well, except Lena Dunham.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 04, 2022 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

304 Dr. Jill needs more boob belt.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 04, 2022 02:11 PM (u4CEu)

305 And the horde always makes critiques of women's looks

The Horde critiques everyone's looks. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Robert Reich, Seated Snugly in my Highchair at October 04, 2022 02:11 PM (ppBhU)

306 It's pretty amazing that I never knew that Old Joe was a Puerto Rican. I would have never guessed.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 04, 2022 02:11 PM (M+Lyo)

307 This guy has been a profession politician, and a Democrat to boot, for his entire life since finishing bottom of his class in law school, and he doesn't know what the hell an en-yay is? He hasn't bothered to even learn Dumb Democrat Politician Fake Spanish over the past 60 years?


After I finish delivering this pandering, boring speech, Jill and I are going to have an authentic Puerto Rihcan meal - taycos, frihjohlees, and Nakoh Cheese Dorihtoes!

Posted by: Joe Biden (I think. Is that right, Jill?) at October 04, 2022 02:11 PM (AMIL/)

308 Sooo what's it now, Jose Biden?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2022 02:11 PM (VwHCD)

309 264 255 Aber beklecker nicht das sofa.
Posted by: Frank Zappa at October 04, 2022 02:04 PM (CkFy6)

But ..... not the sofa?

Beklecker?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
________

If I remember the song correctly, it was supposed to mean "Don't get no jizz on the sofa."

I know a little German . . . and he's sitting right over there!

Posted by: Furious George at October 04, 2022 02:12 PM (CkFy6)

310 Are they going to ask Elon to do a Neuralink implant?

Will Elon do a Neuralink implant if they ask?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 04, 2022 02:12 PM (ZQR/T)

311 Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at October 04, 2022 02:07 PM

The lack of self awareness is off the charts here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2022 02:12 PM (Wnv9h)

312 Now law professors are faced with a quandary: How—and why—should you teach law to students while the Supreme Court openly changes the meaning of the Constitution to align with the GOP?

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison




That's some quality psychosis right there. You normally only get that fucked up when you recycle your heroin by drinking your own piss.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2022 02:12 PM (/lE6c)

313 302 Sissy Spacek is now 74 years old. She's been married to the same man for 48 years.

Posted by: That NLurker guy

========

Jack Fisk, noted production designer. Helped both Terrence Malick and David Lynch in the very early parts of their careers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 04, 2022 02:12 PM (LvTSG)

314 Well, except Lena Dunham.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 04, 2022 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

Oof

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 04, 2022 02:12 PM (M+Lyo)

315 Huh-huh, naw, Gronk straight.
___________

Well, Brady once said, "Gronk is my favorite tight end."

So there. Nyah.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 04, 2022 02:09 PM (lf83v)

Uh, having a Gay Man find you attractive, does not make you a homosexual.

At least... I really hope not.... shit...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2022 02:12 PM (oHd/0)

316 The good DOCTOR Jill is trying to out-do Melania, who was able to rock the big prints in style.

teh Bidet's wife just needs to stay in her lane and do her shopping at Boscov's.

Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2022 02:12 PM (dCxaZ)

317 Sissy Spacek was cute when she was young.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2022 02:13 PM (dS9wL)

318
If you want to see straight-up cruelty about looks, bring up David French around here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2022 02:13 PM (oINRc)

319 I'll give Jill this: She has a pretty good poker face. When he launches into his I'm Puerto Rican too lie, she barely reacts, just kinda clenches her hands.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 04, 2022 02:13 PM (ei7q6)

320 293
The Horde is never so savage about people's looks as when they are dunking on men. The ladies kind of get treated gently by comparison.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2022 02:10 PM (oINRc)
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The Horde is never so savage about people's looks as when they are dunking on men. The ladies kind of get treated gently by comparison.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 04, 2022 02:13 PM (u4CEu)

321 Fenelon, could you please stop making my brain hurt. Please?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2022 02:13 PM (xhaym)

322 I'm just saying, based on the conversation in previous threads, the picture did not meet the expectations I had formed.
Posted by: Dr. T

Hopefully you have learned your lesson. Follow all posted Daddario links.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at October 04, 2022 02:14 PM (g1EEm)

323 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2022 02:12 PM (Wnv9h)

IDUAL admitted he was a sock. He does it to send up Democrat politicians.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2022 02:14 PM (vH/6k)

324 I kind of want Joe to address a gathering of Indian, American, people.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 04, 2022 02:14 PM (eGTCV)

325 I was raised a poor, Puerto Rican child.

Posted by: Joe Biden IS "The Jerk". at October 04, 2022 02:14 PM (3Or4S)

326 299 so Joey "Silver Alert" Juan Plugz posted a pic of him in a 63 Stingray extolling America to get in the car and build back brandon....

*sigh* a V-8 that costs more than a house....

"Amigo of the peons"
Posted by: sven at October 04, 2022 02:11 PM (Lzpvj)

That he soon won't be able to buy gas for....

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2022 02:14 PM (oHd/0)

327 Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2022 02:13 PM (xhaym)

I'm sorry. What did I do wrong now?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2022 02:14 PM (vH/6k)

328 I'll give Jill this: She has a pretty good poker face. When he launches into his I'm Puerto Rican too lie, she barely reacts, just kinda clenches her hands.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 04, 2022 02:13 PM (ei7q6)


Alcoholism

Posted by: Archer at October 04, 2022 02:15 PM (gmo/4)

329 I couldn't fit in all the responses with the long setup:

Chaos will ripple through the Judiciary, law schools, and society for decades. This Extreme Court has ignored logic, precedent, law and consequences while pushing its extremist ideology on the nation. Settled law is unsettled. There will be a tsunami of lawsuits, challenging everything that was once considered black-letter law. If the power of the Subversive 6 is left unchecked, you may consider this the calm before the storm.

Justices Appointed by a Foreign Agent All of Trump’s SCOTUS appointments to the bench should be impeached. In fact, I think Nancy Pelosi should impeach TFG a third time. Republicans want to clog the courts? Let them play defense.

Obama should have seated Garland. Given Mitch a deadline. No hearings, you waive the right of advice and consent. 60 days. September 1, 2016. Might have saved the election. Obama was a great president, but he was not one to confront. He knew his place all too well.

"Equal Justice for All" is now "Fuck the Constitution. We CanDo Whatever We Want, And There Is NOTHING You Can Do About It"

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at October 04, 2022 02:15 PM (JCZqz)

330 Melania Trump wears pink floral in France:

https://tinyurl.com/5n7xbsya

Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2022 02:15 PM (dCxaZ)

331 OT- heh, wife just pulled up my Playlist for our media server..which runs the gamut from Louis Armstrong to Corrosion of Conformity. I mentioned the crunch rock and, my wife is okay with it. Did not expect.

/OT

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 04, 2022 02:15 PM (5pTK/)

332 Speaking about protests in Iran, KJP says, "All women should be free to wear or not wear what they want, free from harassment and violence."


Ok KJP, now do MAGA and Trump hats and shirts.

Posted by: Gref at October 04, 2022 02:15 PM (AMIL/)

333 318
If you want to see straight-up cruelty about looks, bring up David French around here.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2022 02:13 PM (oINRc)

Kevin Williamson or Tater get the most brutal because we usually try to outdo each other in both the graphic and over the top calls (plus they are both repulsive slugs.)

Women, we usually go the opposite way and outdo each other talking about hot she is. At least from my experience, your mileage may vary.

Note that most of the remarks are not about Jill's looks themselves, but about her hot topic/old navy/sears furniture catalog circa 1970s clothing choices.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2022 02:16 PM (CwQXo)

334 Now law professors are faced with a quandary: How—and why—should you teach law to students while the Supreme Court openly changes the meaning of the Constitution to align with the GOP?

*

Ah, trick question. They were speaking about HBCUs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 04, 2022 02:16 PM (kIrFD)

335 Sissy Spacek is now 74 years old. She's been married to the same man for 48 years.

Posted by: That NLurker guy

Denzel Washington (who wasn't in Coal Miner's Daughter) is 67 and has been married to his wife for 39 years.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2022 02:11 PM

Kevin Kline, married to Phoebe Cates for 33 years so far. Mel Brooks, married to Anne Bancroft for 41 years prior to her death. It happens.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2022 02:16 PM (Wnv9h)

336 Uh, having a Gay Man find you attractive, does not make you a homosexual.

At least... I really hope not.... shit...
Posted by: Romeo13

I've got news for you...

https://is.gd/pz2StQ

Posted by: quantum mechanic at October 04, 2022 02:16 PM (g1EEm)

337 It's pretty amazing that I never knew that Old Joe was a Puerto Rican. I would have never guessed.

You should have seen him in his Jets days. The Sharks were in awe. Nobody could dance like El Bee-Den.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 04, 2022 02:16 PM (ayzS/)

338 I can see why Jill is banging Hunter.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 04, 2022 02:16 PM (C7jzY)

339 329 Chaos will ripple through the Judiciary, law schools, and society for decades. This Extreme Court has ignored logic, precedent, law and consequences while pushing its extremist ideology on the nation. Settled law is unsettled. There will be a tsunami of lawsuits, challenging everything that was once considered black-letter law. If the power of the Subversive 6 is left unchecked, you may consider this the calm before the storm.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at October 04, 2022 02:15 PM (JCZqz)

==========

"I don't think I've ever seen a more spirited defense of Dredd Scott in my life...It is to bring a tear to my eye..."
-John C. Calhoun

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 04, 2022 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

340 I once was a regular participant in drum circles.
--Joe Biden

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 04, 2022 02:16 PM (eGTCV)

341 I was a Coal Miner's Daughter.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 04, 2022 02:16 PM (SuEQh)

342 Sissy Spacek was cute when she was young.

Truth is, I still kinda find her cute.

There are some gals who are long in the tooth who I nonetheless still respond to that way. Mirren being another. Elvira, even though she is - tragically - on the other team. Lena Olin. Maybe I have some sort of undiagnosed gilf issue, but my enthusiasm for some of these ladies is undiminished. And I'm not that 29.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2022 02:16 PM (ppBhU)

343 OMG, this "president" is insanely creepy. Keep the women away!

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 04, 2022 02:17 PM (PDnth)

344 Sooo what's it now, Jose Biden?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2022 02:11 PM (VwHCD)

--------

Josx?

"Let's Go Joser, the Supreme Breakfast Taco."

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 04, 2022 02:17 PM (NQL1u)

345 KJP tells Peter Doocey that Brandon is responsible for gas prices going down this summer, but the cause of gas prices now going up is "much more nuanced."

Posted by: Gref at October 04, 2022 02:17 PM (AMIL/)

346 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2022 02:12 PM (Wnv9h)

IDUAL admitted he was a sock. He does it to send up Democrat politicians.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2022 02:14 PM

I know, thanks. I meant the denizens of DU he was quoting. Should have been clearer.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2022 02:18 PM (Wnv9h)

347 The je ne sais quoi of Dr. Jill. Delicious.

Posted by: Ziba at October 04, 2022 02:18 PM (4h9M3)

348 Obama should have seated Garland.

*

The funniest part is that there is so much Democracy, definitely not fascism, occurring under him.

He's accomplishing way more as a post-coup individual than he would have as a pre-coup SCOTUS justice.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 04, 2022 02:18 PM (kIrFD)

349 Kevin Kline, married to Phoebe Cates for 33 years so far. Mel Brooks, married to Anne Bancroft for 41 years prior to her death. It happens.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2022 02:16 PM (Wnv9h)

Both get a nod of respect and admiration. Solid picks. They locked it down and kept it. Good on them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2022 02:18 PM (CwQXo)

350 Alcoholism
Posted by: Archer

Botox.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at October 04, 2022 02:18 PM (g1EEm)

351 Fishnets on a woman have a purpose. They send a message. That message is "I have low self esteem but I still want to get laid tonight".

On men, the message gets more muddled.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 04, 2022 02:18 PM (3AR13)

352 Now law professors are faced with a quandary: How—and why—should you teach law to students while the Supreme Court openly changes the meaning of the Constitution to align with the GOP?

========

Well, first you start with the Constitution itself.

Then you say, "Case law after that is based on interpretation and can be changed with later courts."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 04, 2022 02:18 PM (LvTSG)

353 >And unlike Psaki, Jean-Pierre isn't as ugly as a mud fence, and she dresses well. It's an improvement, frankly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


sorry, no, she has that mythical Gorgon/Sideshow Bob hair going on
yikes

Posted by: DB at October 04, 2022 02:18 PM (geLO8)

354 Mellie rocks the floral pants:

https://tinyurl.com/yb9zs9sd

Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2022 02:18 PM (dCxaZ)

355 Benjamin Disraeli would look retarded if you stuck him behind a podium and forced him to defend the daily cascade of brute force pants-shittery extruding out of the West Wing.

And i'm not just talkin about the accent, either.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2022 02:18 PM (6FeV1)

356 I can see why Jill is banging Hunter.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 04, 2022 02:16 PM (C7jzY)


And i can see why Hunter takes massive amounts of drugs.

Posted by: Archer at October 04, 2022 02:18 PM (gmo/4)

357 Note that most of the remarks are not about Jill's looks themselves, but about her hot topic/old navy/sears furniture catalog circa 1970s clothing choices.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2022 02:16 PM (CwQXo)
_________________

I think the reason we are so hard on Jill's looks isn't that she's unattractive for her age. She's not. It's that she wears clothing that's completely inappropriate for her age, as if she thinks she's much younger and hotter than she really is. So yea, she gets dumped on for this.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 04, 2022 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

358
You wouldn't know her. She goes to another school.

Posted by: Furious George at October 04, 2022 02:06 PM

Ha! So true. In another state.

But in my case it was true. The pandemic gave me time to check out old girlfriends, some with sad results. Dead in a couple of cases. But my summer GF from 'jersey still looks good, and from the mother/daughter wedding pic she done birthed a beautiful daughter.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 04, 2022 02:19 PM (y3pKJ)

359 Speaking about protests in Iran, KJP says, "All women should be free to wear or not wear what they want, free from harassment and violence."


Ok KJP, now do MAGA and Trump hats and shirts.
Posted by: Gref at October 04, 2022 02:15 PM (AMIL/)


Then do masks.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 04, 2022 02:19 PM (bhRsz)

360 At the linked tweet ( pic.twitter.com/ZY2cBHmD7D ), the pic I first read the sign above Jill's head as 'Emergency Opera'. Which made perfect sense.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2022 02:19 PM (kT/t7)

361 Puerto Rico was invented by a 12th century black woman.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 04, 2022 02:19 PM (kIrFD)

362 I was born a poor black Puerto Rican child surrounded by white racists. Life as a child was not easy for me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 04, 2022 02:19 PM (u4CEu)

363 You should have seen him in his Jets days. The Sharks were in awe. Nobody could dance like El Bee-Den.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 04, 2022 02:16 PM (ayzS/)

Wait, I thought the Jets were the Italians and the Sharks were the Puerto Ricans?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2022 02:19 PM (CwQXo)

364 Good Lord that dress is hideous.

Posted by: jewells45 at October 04, 2022 02:19 PM (nxdel)

365 342 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2022 02:16 PM (ppBhU)

Ah Lena Dunham takes me back to my salad days when I first left the pod....

//Shamu

https://youtu.be/UsZ9O02v-SE

Posted by: sven at October 04, 2022 02:19 PM (Lzpvj)

366 But, what about J Lo's PR azz?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at October 04, 2022 02:19 PM (3Or4S)

367 351 On men, the message gets more muddled.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 04, 2022 02:18 PM (3AR13)

==========

I usually go with, "I'm here to rob a bank, but I grabbed the wrong hose."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 04, 2022 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

368 I think the dress she was wearing is better looking, makes her look better, and one of the most appropriate apparel she has worn at a state event.


Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 04, 2022 02:19 PM (ZQR/T)

369 I'm sorry. What did I do wrong now?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2022 02:14 PM (vH/6k)

You were talking about marrying a supermodel and I didn't just want to post LOL to cover up my having to shift a paradigm without a clutch

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2022 02:20 PM (xhaym)

370 Coming up on my 29th wedding anniversary.

The first 25 years are the toughest, after that it's smooth sailing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2022 02:20 PM (up/3i)

371 The good DOCTOR Jill is trying to out-do Melania, who was able to rock the big prints in style.

teh Bidet's wife just needs to stay in her lane and do her shopping at Boscov's.

Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2022 02:12 PM (dCxaZ)

I am not one for fashion, but even I couldn't miss Melania's amazing knack for dressing perfect for an occasion and look amazing while doing it. Big mike tried doing it after Melania became first lady, and the results were laughable. Same with Jill.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2022 02:20 PM (VwHCD)

372 Marteen Penyata!

Posted by: "Dr" Jill, elderly "care" at October 04, 2022 02:20 PM (fs1hN)

373 I was hard on Michelle Obama but that was because she is a man.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 04, 2022 02:20 PM (u4CEu)

374 Ever wonder if Jill and Kamalala trade ho stories?




Posted by: Archer at October 04, 2022 02:20 PM (gmo/4)

375
What joo lookin' at? Joo all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. Joo know why?

Joo don't have the brains to be what joo wanna be? Joo need people like me. Joo need people like me so joo can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the stupid dummy."

So... what that make joo? Smart? You're not smart. Joo just know how to read, how to count. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I'm always hooked on fonicks. Even when it's coke.

So say good night to the stupid dummy! Come on. The last time joo gonna see a stupid dummy like this again, let me tell joo. Come on. Make way for the stupid dummy. There's a stupid dummy comin' through! Better get him an empanada!

Si se pudenda!

Posted by: Jose Brandoñez at October 04, 2022 02:20 PM (oINRc)

376 I think the reason we are so hard on Jill's looks isn't that she's unattractive for her age. She's not. It's that she wears clothing that's completely inappropriate for her age, as if she thinks she's much younger and hotter than she really is. So yea, she gets dumped on for this.
Posted by: Elric Blad

**

A huge reason is that we had an actual by-golly supermodel as First Lady for four years and not a single magazine cover, but Chelsea, Hillary, Michael Obama and Doctor Jill, MD get Vogues, Cosmos, etc. without end.

Making fun of their looks is our solemn duty.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 04, 2022 02:20 PM (kIrFD)

377 You should have seen him in his Jets days. The Sharks were in awe. Nobody could dance like El Bee-Den.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 04, 2022 02:16 PM (ayzS/)

--------

"I Banged Natalie Wood when she was 12 ... Look fat, I'm not joking!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 04, 2022 02:21 PM (NQL1u)

378 But, what about J Lo's PR azz?
___________

Bitch, please.

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at October 04, 2022 02:21 PM (lf83v)

379 Fishnets on a woman have a purpose. They send a message. That message is "I have low self esteem but I still want to get laid tonight".

On men, the message gets more muddled.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 04, 2022 02:18 PM (3AR13)

Ok, that was funny.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2022 02:21 PM (ufFY8)

380 373 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 04, 2022 02:20 PM (u4CEu)

"She" throws a mean elbow in the post....

//Bill Cartwright

Posted by: sven at October 04, 2022 02:21 PM (Lzpvj)

381 373 I was hard on Michelle Obama but that was because she is a man.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 04, 2022 02:20 PM (u4CEu)

It is beautiful thing, man- that you can be so open about this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2022 02:22 PM (CwQXo)

382 Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2022 02:20 PM (xhaym)

Well, I'm not even at the stage of dating a supermodel, much less marrying them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2022 02:22 PM (vH/6k)

383 Fishnets on a woman have a purpose. They send a message. That message is "I have low self esteem but I still want to get laid tonight".

On men, the message gets more muddled.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 04, 2022 02:18 PM (3AR13)

Ok, that was funny.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


Snort.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at October 04, 2022 02:22 PM (AXL3t)

384 367 351 On men, the message gets more muddled.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 04, 2022 02:18 PM (3AR13)

==========

I usually go with, "I'm here to rob a bank, but I grabbed the wrong hose."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 04, 2022 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

This is Solid Snark.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2022 02:22 PM (CwQXo)

385 345 KJP tells Peter Doocey that Brandon is responsible for gas prices going down this summer, but the cause of gas prices now going up is "much more nuanced."
Posted by: Gref
------------------

She's getting better all the time. better..better...better

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 04, 2022 02:22 PM (ZQR/T)

386 Sissy Spacek was cute when she was young.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2022 02:13 PM

Nice "dirty pillows".

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 04, 2022 02:23 PM (3AR13)

387 Take the Jill-B challenge. Eat a heaping helping of dog poo, then think of Jill nekid.

Posted by: Marooned at October 04, 2022 02:08 PM (w6hJ9)

Two Couches, One Cup

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 04, 2022 02:23 PM (wtvvX)

388 Bodega Joe, with his thick PR accent, is a must-have Halloween costume.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 04, 2022 02:23 PM (MXg6J)

389 If it hadn't been for San Juan Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go?
Where did you come from, San Juan Joe?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 04, 2022 02:23 PM (Do5/p)

390 Michelle Obama had a hard on?

Posted by: DB at October 04, 2022 02:23 PM (geLO8)

391 352
Well, first you start with the Constitution itself...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 04, 2022 02:18 PM

Imma stop you right there. See, the Constitution is old. And racist. And hard to change to become more current to the times. So we just ignore it, except when we can pervert it to suit our objectives!

Posted by: SJW Law Professor at October 04, 2022 02:23 PM (JCZqz)

392
"Mr. President, remember, when you meet President Putin, the proper greeting is 'Yob tvoyu mat.'"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2022 02:23 PM (1Nxff)

393 Good Lord that dress is hideous.
Posted by: jewells45

**

Remember, the same way the horrible scowling photo of "Bring back our grrrrlz" Michael Obama was the best they could get with dozens of people and a professional photographer, they have an entire staff responsible for her wardrobe.

This was on purpose.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 04, 2022 02:23 PM (kIrFD)

394 I never got the Gisele thing. She just doesn’t do it for me.

For Kraut supermodels, I’ll take peak Claudia Schiffer anytime.

Krauts babes? Katerina Witt, FTW

Posted by: free tibet at October 04, 2022 02:23 PM (Nti0e)

395 385 345 KJP tells Peter Doocey that Brandon is responsible for gas prices going down this summer, but the cause of gas prices now going up is "much more nuanced."
Posted by: Gref
------------------

She's getting better all the time. better..better...better
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 04, 2022 02:22 PM (ZQR/T)

Are we still draining the national Oil Reserve?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2022 02:23 PM (oHd/0)

396 iSi se culo! and bringa mi unos beerfast tacos per flavora. Mucho grassie ass.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 04, 2022 02:24 PM (u4CEu)

397 A huge reason is that we had an actual by-golly supermodel as First Lady for four years and not a single magazine cover, but Chelsea, Hillary, Michael Obama and Doctor Jill, MD get Vogues, Cosmos, etc. without end.

Making fun of their looks is our solemn duty.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 04, 2022 02:20 PM (kIrFD)
----------
Word. And you left out the most gorgeous among them all: Kamala's daughter (or is that her son?).

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 04, 2022 02:24 PM (NQL1u)

398 Michelle Obama had a hard on?

*

She was born in a beauty salon
Her father was a dresser of hair

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 04, 2022 02:24 PM (kIrFD)

399 Oh, and if you think men on this site make fun of a woman's looks, you should hear women make fun of a woman's looks when they are not around men. Absolutely savage.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 04, 2022 02:24 PM (iFTx/)

400 345 KJP tells Peter Doocey that Brandon is responsible for gas prices going down this summer, but the cause of gas prices now going up is "much more nuanced."
Posted by: Gref at October 04, 2022 02:17 PM (AMIL/)

She does not know the meaning of the word "nuanced." Her hair is a tell.

Posted by: Ziba at October 04, 2022 02:24 PM (4h9M3)

401 351 Fishnets on a woman have a purpose. They send a message. That message is "I have low self esteem but I still want to get laid tonight".
------------------
I thought it means she's in the mood for mullet or grouper.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 04, 2022 02:24 PM (C7jzY)

402 Twitter sale back on?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 04, 2022 02:24 PM (t3/qz)

403 I am not one for fashion, but even I couldn't miss Melania's amazing knack for dressing perfect for an occasion and look amazing while doing it. Big mike tried doing it after Melania became first lady, and the results were laughable. Same with Jill.
____

I was explaining press bias to a non-political friend. I asked who is better looking and wears better looking clothes, Melania, former-model, or Big Mike, grifter. Melania, of course. So why was Big Mike constantly in the fashion news and magazine covers and Melania mostly never seen? "Oh, you have a point"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 04, 2022 02:25 PM (fs1hN)

404 Very interesting to watch Jill as Joe gears up for his "I was sort of raised in a Puerto Rican household..." She unclasps and reclasps her hands and looks off to the side. Trying to keep a poker face but her body language screams "OH MY GOD WHAT IS HE GOING TO SAY NOW?!!"

Posted by: Zek at October 04, 2022 02:25 PM (fsV7e)

405 A huge reason is that we had an actual by-golly supermodel as First Lady for four years and not a single magazine cover, but Chelsea, Hillary, Michael Obama and Doctor Jill, MD get Vogues, Cosmos, etc. without end.

Making fun of their looks is our solemn duty.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 04, 2022 02:20 PM (kIrFD)

This!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2022 02:25 PM (VwHCD)

406 Are we still draining the national Oil Reserve?
Posted by: Romeo13

*

Yep. The White House publicly announced they would stop after mid-term elections.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 04, 2022 02:25 PM (kIrFD)

407 "Mr. President, remember, when you meet President Putin, the proper greeting is 'Yob tvoyu mat.'"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2022 02:23 PM (1Nxff)

Nah, it's, "Hi Boris, where's Natasha, Moose and Squirrel?"

Posted by: Archer at October 04, 2022 02:25 PM (gmo/4)

408 Join the club, Fenelon

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2022 02:25 PM (xhaym)

409 You should have seen him in his Jets days. The Sharks were in awe.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 04, 2022 02:16 PM (ayzS/)

Nothing like a little Shark and Awe.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 04, 2022 02:26 PM (SuEQh)

410 @406

>>Yep. The White House publicly announced they would stop after mid-term elections.

Well mostly because at the rate they are draining it, it will be empty by then.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2022 02:26 PM (up/3i)

411 Was switching channels and started watching Ordinary People at about 20 minutes in. Good grief, Mary Tyler Moore needs to be slapped in the face. I am vaguely familiar with the story when it came out back in the day, but never saw it.

Interesting watching the young Timothy Hutton, Judd Hirsch, Donald Sutherland, the chick from Grease, and other character actors I recognize.

Funny too that it is set in Chicago, yet half the characters have New York accents.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2022 02:27 PM (ufFY8)

412 Well mostly because at the rate they are draining it, it will be empty by then.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2022 02:26 PM (up/3i)

Then it will be "Why did that evil Trump drain the oil reserves?!?!?!?!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2022 02:27 PM (6FeV1)

413 Mmmmm…Lena Olin….mmmmm

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2022 02:27 PM (dS9wL)

414 Those Trumpists are gonna put all ya all Mangroes back in chains!

C'mon man!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Redskins Fan at October 04, 2022 02:27 PM (iLmHM)

415 >>Yep. The White House publicly announced they would stop after mid-term elections.

Well mostly because at the rate they are draining it, it will be empty by then.

*

1) They can blame Republicans

2) They'll really get the war going after we don't have fuel to fight.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 04, 2022 02:27 PM (kIrFD)

416 406 Are we still draining the national Oil Reserve?
Posted by: Romeo13

*

Yep. The White House publicly announced they would stop after mid-term elections.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 04, 2022 02:25 PM (kIrFD)

Wow, what a co in ki dink! as Jimmy Durante would have said.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2022 02:28 PM (oHd/0)

417 Heidi Klum has a great personality. Goes a long way even on a model.

Posted by: ... at October 04, 2022 02:28 PM (SuEQh)

418
I think Jill went to her wardrobe person and said "I want to look like a Puerto Rican woman. Fashionable, bitch. Make it good. And by the way, it's Dr. Jill to you."

So orange shoes and sofa cushion is what she got. Deservedly so.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 04, 2022 02:28 PM (y3pKJ)

419 The only thing Dr. Jill needs to complete her outfit are those clear plastic covers like the ones that go over cushions

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2022 02:28 PM (ufFY8)

420 Posted by: Elric Blade at October 04, 2022 02:24 PM (iFTx/)

I haven't actually experienced that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2022 02:28 PM (vH/6k)

421 > Michelle Obama had a hard on?

There's a video of Michelle Obama galumphing down some stairs and you can definitely see something wobbling around down there.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 04, 2022 02:28 PM (eyxn4)

422 "
>>Yep. The White House publicly announced they would stop after mid-term elections.
Well mostly because at the rate they are draining it, it will be empty by then."

Good thing there's no actual or impending strategic need for oil, such as war in Ukraine, a European oil shortage and a blowed up Nordstream pipeline. Or maybe the WH just figures we'll all be dead by that time from cleverly planned nuclear was with Ivan.

Posted by: Zek at October 04, 2022 02:28 PM (fsV7e)

423
Krauts babes? Katerina Witt, FTW
Posted by: free tibet
--------------------------

If you can't run five miles without breaking sweat she'll eat you for lunch, literally. Ask Cannibal Bob.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 04, 2022 02:29 PM (ZQR/T)

424 2) They'll really get the war going after we don't have fuel to fight.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 04, 2022 02:27 PM (kIrFD)

I mean, dash it all, sir, you wouldn't actually want Amerikkka to win a war, now, would you?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2022 02:29 PM (6FeV1)

425 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at October 04, 2022 02:27 PM (kIrFD)

So, stop draining the oil Reserve, just as WINTER HITs, and the EU will be a month or so from crises...

They are engineering the collapse of the Modern Western Economy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2022 02:29 PM (oHd/0)

426 "18 Out: Trump's X-thousands of lies

In: Biden just says stuff you know? You just shouldn't think of it as true or false.
Posted by: The FNM at October 04, 2022 01:34 PM (ESjRY) "

it's true!

LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 04, 2022 02:29 PM (8oyo2)

427 Lightning round:

Kill, marry, fuck

+

Lena Dunham, Rosanne Barr, Rosie O'Donnell

Posted by: SJW Law Professor at October 04, 2022 02:29 PM (JCZqz)

428 Yep. The White House publicly announced they would stop after mid-term elections.

Well mostly because at the rate they are draining it, it will be empty by then.
===

Everyday the strategic oil supply ties a record low. That being when they first filled it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 04, 2022 02:29 PM (u4CEu)

429 We need more Joe!

Posted by: torabora at October 04, 2022 02:30 PM (Y274z)

430 427 Lightning round:

Kill, marry, fuck

+

Lena Dunham, Rosanne Barr, Rosie O'Donnell
Posted by: SJW Law Professor at October 04, 2022 02:29 PM (JCZqz)

Stay single. Kill myself. Fuck you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2022 02:31 PM (6FeV1)

431 In: Biden just says stuff you know? You just shouldn't think of it as true or false.
Posted by: The FNM at October 04, 2022 01:34 PM (ESjRY) "

Joe is a storyteller

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 04, 2022 02:31 PM (eGTCV)

432 There's a video of Michelle Obama galumphing down some stairs and you can definitely see something wobbling around down there.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 04, 2022 02:28 PM (eyxn4)

Well, there's camel toe, and then there's moose knuckle

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2022 02:31 PM (VwHCD)

433 Kanye West: ‘Everyone Knows that Black Lives Matter Was a Scam. Now It’s Over.’

Posted by: SMOD at October 04, 2022 02:31 PM (RHGPo)

434 Goya BLACK oLIVES MATTER

Posted by: SMOD at October 04, 2022 02:32 PM (RHGPo)

435 I fail to find the nuance in a 40cent a gallon overnight jump.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2022 02:32 PM (STkDR)

436 Looks like Lena’s had some bad plastic surgery, though, based on a Google image search.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2022 02:32 PM (dS9wL)

437 If Joe goes to FL will he be Cuban ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 04, 2022 02:32 PM (bs+z0)

438 He needs asked repeatedly how many grandchildren he has.
over
and
over

Posted by: torabora at October 04, 2022 02:32 PM (Y274z)

439 Krauts babes? Katerina Witt, FTW
Posted by: free tibet at October 04, 2022 02:23 PM (Nti0e)

Oh yeah. Saw her, Oksana Bailoul (sp?), And some other skaters at BB King's in Memphis one night by random chance. Yum.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 04, 2022 02:32 PM (ufFY8)

440 Hey, what's the matter, man? We gonna come around at twelve with some Puerto Rican girls that are just dyin' to meet you!

Posted by: Hunter Biden chanels Mick Jagger at October 04, 2022 02:32 PM (3Or4S)

441 While you are ragging on her dress think about

fish net stockings
spike heels
dress cut above the knee
skinny wrinkled legs

This is the best she's looked at a state affair.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 04, 2022 02:32 PM (ZQR/T)

442 Mangrobang is a Filipino name.

Maybe he doesn't understand the difference between Filipinos and Puerto Ricans.


Mooch is also known for wearing fabrics normally only found on a '70s-era nicotine and cat pee stained couch found in the living room of a hard-drinking, chain-smoking great aunt.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 04, 2022 02:32 PM (bW8dp)

443 Give Puerto Rico sovereignty and cut it loose. Joey can be its king Julian & wifey can blend into its foliage.

Posted by: Lola at October 04, 2022 02:33 PM (NIYa7)

444 Joe Biden's name is Spanish is "Joe Biden"

Joe Biden's name is Klingon is "Joe Biden"
Posted by: SMOD at October 04, 2022

***
In Spanish he's "El Mentiroso" (the Liar)

In Klingon, he's "Man With No Honor"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 04, 2022 02:33 PM (J2vNu)

445 Looks like Lena’s had some bad plastic surgery, though, based on a Google image search.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2022 02:32 PM (dS9wL)

Wut? Plastic surgery?

That's like slapping a coat of paint on the inside of a sewer.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2022 02:33 PM (oINRc)

446 Everyday the strategic oil supply ties a record low. That being when they first filled it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 04, 2022 02:29 PM (u4CEu)

OK, so they are selling 1 million barrels of oil a day... uh, where is the MONEY going?

It's not appropriated, so not controlled by Congress... at $80 plus a barrel? 80 million a day, about $2.4 Billion a MONTH... $29 BILLION in the last year? Did Biden get his 10% for the Big Guy?

Where's the money?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 04, 2022 02:33 PM (oHd/0)

447
There's 34 days until the election so the Strategic Oil Reserve is down around Strategic Puddle level right about now.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 04, 2022 02:33 PM (y3pKJ)

448 Krauts babes? Katerina Witt, FTW
Posted by: free tibet

Best boobs on ice. Cute too. Sounded like Ahnold when she talks, but she was cute.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2022 02:34 PM (VwHCD)

449 > Joe Biden's name is Spanish is "Joe Biden"


But Hunter calls him El Hombre Grande.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 04, 2022 02:34 PM (bW8dp)

450 In Spanish he's "El Mentiroso" (the Liar)

In Klingon, he's "Man With No Honor"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 04, 2022 02:33 PM (J2vNu)

His Indian name is Angry Old Man Who Shits Himself.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 04, 2022 02:34 PM (eGTCV)

451 186 The pics you have of DOCTOR Jill don't show her orange shoes which were perfectly hideous! Combined with the couch cover dress the worst outfit for a FLOTUS EVER!!!
Posted by: Good Scott at October 04, 2022 01:56 PM (+Fej9)


Platform shoes, with ribbons tied around her ankles.

Posted by: m at October 04, 2022 02:34 PM (8rTNG)

452 Oh yeah. Saw her, Oksana Bailoul (sp?), And some other skaters at BB King's in Memphis one night by random chance. Yum.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 04, 2022

***
Oksana Baiul and her sister, Howsa.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 04, 2022 02:34 PM (J2vNu)

453 Lightning round:

Kill, marry, fuck

+

Lena Dunham, Rosanne Barr, Rosie O'Donnell
Posted by: SJW Law Professor at October 04, 2022 02:29 PM (JCZqz)

For once, the KKK might be a viable option.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2022 02:35 PM (ufFY8)

454 This is the best she's looked at a state affair.


Then you missed her in skinny jeans, leather jacket and stilettos getting on AF One the other day. That's a state affair, too, innit?

Posted by: Ziba at October 04, 2022 02:35 PM (4h9M3)

455 Was switching channels and started watching Ordinary People at about 20 minutes in. Good grief, Mary Tyler Moore needs to be slapped in the face. I am vaguely familiar with the story when it came out back in the day, but never saw it.

--------

I concluded upon first seeing it when it came out that she was an amazing actress -- to invoke such angry and bitter emotions by playing such a cold and heartless bitch -- especially after, of course, for previous sweer television roles.

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 04, 2022 02:35 PM (NQL1u)

456 His French name is "L'Idiote Americain"

Posted by: Zek at October 04, 2022 02:35 PM (fsV7e)

457 Tonya Harding or Nancy Kerrigan?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2022 02:35 PM (dS9wL)

458 I like Puerto Rican black beans & rice. But I guarantee Brandon has never eaten them.

Posted by: Bob at October 04, 2022 02:36 PM (vHUcF)

459 His Quebec name is Poo Teen.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 04, 2022 02:36 PM (eGTCV)

460 *her previous sweet roles ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 04, 2022 02:36 PM (NQL1u)

461 there's sweet rolls?

Posted by: DB at October 04, 2022 02:37 PM (geLO8)

462 Mmmm, sweet rolls....

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 04, 2022 02:37 PM (w9Wax)

463 Kiira Korpi is the hottest figure skater ever. Fight me.

Katerina Witt has man jaw, probably due to steroids administered in East Germany.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 04, 2022 02:37 PM (bW8dp)

464 In Puerto Rico they call him Porta Can.

Posted by: Ziba at October 04, 2022 02:37 PM (4h9M3)

465
Mmmm, sweet rolls....
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 04, 2022 02:37 PM (w9Wax)

OK, so we know one guy who likes Lena.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2022 02:37 PM (oINRc)

466 454 This is the best she's looked at a state affair.

Then you missed her in skinny jeans, leather jacket and stilettos getting on AF One the other day. That's a state affair, too, innit?
Posted by: Ziba
----------------------

You made my point, thank you.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 04, 2022 02:37 PM (ZQR/T)

467 His sign language name is [makes "jerkoff" gesture]

Posted by: Zek at October 04, 2022 02:38 PM (fsV7e)

468 JILL BIDEN'S pink/orange? platform heels with ribbons tied around her ankles:

https://tinyurl.com/3wjyu42z

Posted by: m at October 04, 2022 02:38 PM (8rTNG)

469 “Sweet rolls?”

*ears prick up*

— Stacy Abrams

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2022 02:38 PM (dS9wL)

470 OK, so we know one guy who likes Lena.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I said "sweet rolls", not "sweat rolls" !!!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 04, 2022 02:38 PM (w9Wax)

471 Then you missed her in skinny jeans, leather jacket and stilettos getting on AF One the other day.

I missed that one.

Posted by: jewells45 at October 04, 2022 02:38 PM (nxdel)

472
Alright, those are some really ugly shoes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2022 02:39 PM (oINRc)

473 > JILL BIDEN'S pink/orange? platform heels with ribbons tied around her ankles:

By contrast with Commie Lay's outfit, which featured panties down around her ankles.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 04, 2022 02:39 PM (bW8dp)

474 "Then you missed her in skinny jeans, leather jacket and stilettos getting on AF One the other day."

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Gina DeLauro at October 04, 2022 02:40 PM (fsV7e)

475 Krauts babes? Katerina Witt, FTW
Posted by: free tibet

Best boobs on ice. Cute too. Sounded like Ahnold when she talks, but she was cute.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2022 02:34 PM (VwHCD)

-------

Yeah, she was gorgeous. I always had a the thing for the tennis babes starting with Chris Evert. Steffi Graf was pretty cute, for a kraut.

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 04, 2022 02:40 PM (NQL1u)

476 There is no excuse for her wearing those shoes with that dress.

Posted by: m at October 04, 2022 02:40 PM (8rTNG)

477 Kiira Korpi is the hottest figure skater ever. Fight me.

______________________

Adorable

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 04, 2022 02:41 PM (M+Lyo)

478

By contrast with Commie Lay's outfit, which featured panties down around her ankles.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 04, 2022 02:39 PM (bW8dp)

And carrying a grocery bag with a baguette?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 04, 2022 02:41 PM (eGTCV)

479
Lena is just a bundle of neuroses. Matter of time til she's doped to the gills, and gets picked up by the cops wandering around people's lawns.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2022 02:41 PM (oINRc)

480
I thought you guys were making shit up about the shoes. My gawd that woman has not one penny of fashion cents.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 04, 2022 02:41 PM (y3pKJ)

481 468 JILL BIDEN'S pink/orange? platform heels with ribbons tied around her ankles:

https://tinyurl.com/3wjyu42z
Posted by: m
--------------------

Blow it up, you can see the line above the tie
It's a photoshop.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 04, 2022 02:41 PM (ZQR/T)

482 In Klingon, he's "Man With No Honor"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 04, 2022 02:33 PM (J2vNu)

batlhHa daqawlu'taH

You will be remembered dishonorably

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2022 02:42 PM (VwHCD)

483 Rondalee Iowa
@Maga4Justice

And she had on a tan parka.

Posted by: m at October 04, 2022 02:43 PM (8rTNG)

484 invoke such angry and bitter emotions by playing such a cold and heartless bitch -- especially after, of course, for previous sweer television roles.
Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 04, 2022 02:35 PM (NQL1u)

Yes, I recall that too when it came out. There is still about an hour left to go in the movie, but what strikes me so far is that this is about people not talking and denying their grief. However, what is really lacking is the expression of basic Judeo-Christian values in the family.

In my family, Cathoholics that we are, we dealt with death with our belief in the afterlife and salvation, and it helped ease the pain we felt.

In almost every movie nowadays, there is the complete absence of these values, and they are not even mentioned.

Ha, and now in the movie, the chick asks Timothy Hutton if he believed in God. Of course, the writers made him say "No".

Typical fucking commie atheist Hollywood.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2022 02:43 PM (ufFY8)

485 Coming up on my 29th wedding anniversary.

The first 25 years are the toughest, after that it's smooth sailing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2022 02:20 PM (up/3i)

Ha! I made it to 25. Was divorced 9 months later. I couldn't get along with her boyfriend. A friend and I once said that "Hey, we made it to twenty years. We made it!"
He was divorced 6 months before me.

Posted by: free tibet at October 04, 2022 02:44 PM (5CUJ1)

486 She’s not a skater, but Picabo Street.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2022 02:44 PM (dS9wL)

487
You guys are mean. I'd wear those shoes. In a size 26.

Posted by: Bozo at October 04, 2022 02:46 PM (y3pKJ)

488 481 468 JILL BIDEN'S pink/orange? platform heels with ribbons tied around her ankles:

https://tinyurl.com/3wjyu42z
Posted by: m

Blow it up, you can see the line above the tie It's a photoshop. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 04, 2022 02:41 PM (ZQR/T)

I would have believed that was photoshopped, but:

https://tinyurl.com/3eenu65k

Posted by: m at October 04, 2022 02:47 PM (8rTNG)

489 There's a promo for Chris Cuomo's new show. He's gonna do things different this time, you guys.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 04, 2022 02:48 PM (ei7q6)

490 Yes, I recall that too when it came out. There is still about an hour left to go in the movie, but what strikes me so far is that this is about people not talking and denying their grief. However, what is really lacking is the expression of basic Judeo-Christian values in the family.

In my family, Cathoholics that we are, we dealt with death with our belief in the afterlife and salvation, and it helped ease the pain we felt.

In almost every movie nowadays, there is the complete absence of these values, and they are not even mentioned.

Ha, and now in the movie, the chick asks Timothy Hutton if he believed in God. Of course, the writers made him say "No".

Typical fucking commie atheist Hollywood.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2022 02:43 PM (ufFY
----------
Good observations. Hollywood was one of the first major institutions captured by the Marxists ....

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 04, 2022 02:49 PM (NQL1u)

491 There's a promo for Chris Cuomo's new show. He's gonna do things different this time, you guys.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 04, 2022 02:48 PM (ei7q6)

---------

More nipple rings, less steroids?

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at October 04, 2022 02:51 PM (NQL1u)

492 I hated Ordinary People.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2022 02:51 PM (dS9wL)

493 Lightning round:

Kill, marry, fuck

Lena Dunham, Rosanne Barr, Rosie O'Donnell
Posted by: SJW Law Professor at October 04, 2022 02:29 PM (JCZqz)

For once, the KKK might be a viable option.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 04, 2022 02:35 PM (ufFY

At that point, so is Seppuku

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2022 02:52 PM (VwHCD)

494 platform heels with ribbons tied around her ankles
______

Joe goes wild when I accessorize with his grand-daughter's clothes!

Posted by: "Dr" Jill, elderly "care" at October 04, 2022 02:53 PM (fs1hN)

495 Roseanne Barr might as least be fun to have a beer with.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2022 02:55 PM (dS9wL)

496 495 Roseanne Barr might as least be fun to have a beer with.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2022 02:55 PM (dS9wL)

Norm Macdonald liked her!

Posted by: m at October 04, 2022 02:59 PM (8rTNG)

497 "Mr. President, remember, when you meet President Putin, the proper greeting is 'Yob tvoyu mat.'"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2022

***
I know no Russian. But something about that phrase suggests the words "your" and "mother" are in there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 04, 2022 03:00 PM (J2vNu)

498 427 Lena Dunham, Rosanne Barr, Rosie O'Donnell
Posted by: SJW Law Professor at October 04, 2022 02:29 PM (JCZqz)

One of these people is not like the others.

Posted by: m at October 04, 2022 03:01 PM (8rTNG)

499 499

Posted by: m at October 04, 2022 03:02 PM (8rTNG)

500 500

Posted by: m at October 04, 2022 03:02 PM (8rTNG)

501 nood
Politico: Ron DeSantis Opposes Joe Biden's Agenda, But Then He Asks For Money Out of "Joe Biden's Wallet"

Posted by: m at October 04, 2022 03:03 PM (8rTNG)

502 Oh, man, I really really needed to laugh that hard! The supercut is every kind of awesome. Now, back to my regularly scheduled hopelessness and misery.

Posted by: Peaches at October 04, 2022 03:04 PM (14URa)

503 DarthSantis is steering the next hurricane to Nicaragua and/or Honduras.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8jbh8b

Posted by: bed head at October 04, 2022 03:07 PM (Y1sOo)

504 Yeah, the word on the teleprompter was "mangrove." But he screwed that up, too.

Posted by: Mongoose at October 04, 2022 04:11 PM (x7Gfw)

505 "Mangoove". That's how Biden would have said it.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at October 04, 2022 04:15 PM (+DS2f)

506 If we call him "San Juan Joe" we have to pronounce the last word "Hoe", right?

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at October 04, 2022 06:46 PM (p6eON)

507 Edith Wilson 2.0

Posted by: Callawyn at October 05, 2022 01:47 AM (sKM7R)

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