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Steve Woods Photography

Freeing a whale tangled in a fishing net.

Dog action photography.

News you can use: Distinguishing a seal from a sea lion.


Osprey struggles to reel in a big fish.

Bringing your best friend to the beach.

Dog gives a boost to his disabled owner.

Just a couple of animal buddies out on an adventure.

Tilt-shift photography of cars turns them Matchbox-sized.


I have no idea why oil rig workers would attract sharks to their platform, unless they work for SPECTRE.


Posted by: Ace at 07:20 PM




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1 Great pic of the owl.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 08, 2025 07:21 PM (2UnvF)

2 Hey

Posted by: Ciampino - cute but no t at May 08, 2025 07:21 PM (sPQoU)

3 Nope.

Posted by: Accomack at May 08, 2025 07:22 PM (WWhXE)

4 hoo

Posted by: blowed up da owl at May 08, 2025 07:23 PM (gKWVE)

5 Cool that the owl's wings are at a 45 degree angle while it's head is perfectly level.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 08, 2025 07:23 PM (2UnvF)

6 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 08, 2025 07:23 PM (GYt5+)

7 Owls aren't real.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 07:24 PM (vFG9F)

8 That's photoshopped. You can tell by the pixels.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2025 07:24 PM (UarWD)

9 I always wanted to cave dive in Mexico. Just never got around to it.

Posted by: Case at May 08, 2025 07:24 PM (OrSPY)

10 That's photoshopped. You can tell by the pixels.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2025 07:24 PM (UarWD)

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Pixels are made of birds.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 08, 2025 07:25 PM (2UnvF)

11 Pixels are made of birds.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 08, 2025 07:25 PM (2UnvF)

WTF did I eat at Thanksgiving?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2025 07:26 PM (UarWD)

12 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 07:27 PM (ypFCm)

13 And yes, sharks have learned to follow ships... especially at dusk...

Because that is the time every damn ship throws their trash overboard... which brings the Fishies even if there is no meat going in the water...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 07:28 PM (QAkQ3)

14 I have no idea why oil rig workers would attract sharks to their platform, unless they work for SPECTRE.
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It's to keep the environazis from sabotaging their oil rigs, obviously.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 07:29 PM (GlyvH)

15 WTF did I eat at Thanksgiving?
Posted by: AlaBAMA


You vill try ze zentipede

Posted by: Klaus Schwab at May 08, 2025 07:29 PM (gKWVE)

16 Those were real cool videos.

Loved the whirlpool. I think that is how I want to go....

Posted by: Stateless...25% - mental state clawing up from 10% at May 08, 2025 07:29 PM (jvJvP)

17 So not sure the Osprey ever made it to lunch time

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 07:30 PM (ypFCm)

18 I ain't afraid of nuthin'... 'ceptin' enclosed spaces and running out of air.
Of COURSE I'll go cave diving.

Posted by: MkY at May 08, 2025 07:30 PM (cPGH3)

19 18 I ain't afraid of nuthin'... 'ceptin' enclosed spaces and running out of air.
Of COURSE I'll go cave diving.
Posted by: MkY at May 08, 2025 07:30 PM (cPGH3)

Afraid?

Womenz and Pooohlice...

Posted by: Gator at May 08, 2025 07:31 PM (QAkQ3)

20
Owl looks like a watch with a patterned wristband and an owl face instead of a clock face.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 07:32 PM (U7Gpi)

21 Edgar Allan Poe wrote a short story, "Descent into the Maelstrom" where the protagonist describes his journey down in the depths and back again. He's so traumatized by the experience that his hair, "which had been raven black the day before," turns completely white.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 07:32 PM (GlyvH)

22 Watch the movie 13 lives. That will fix your cave diving obsession.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2025 07:34 PM (UarWD)

23 That reminds me... what to expect on a Lunar colony
youtu.be/kwRSBcrpyj0
It's got everything: running out of air, running out of water, dust, getting hit by micrometeors.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2025 07:34 PM (gKWVE)

24 Owl looks like a watch with a patterned wristband and an owl face instead of a clock face.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 07:32 PM (U7Gpi)
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That would make for a cool watch...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 07:34 PM (GlyvH)

25 I can't even do a regular MRI without drugs.

Posted by: MkY at May 08, 2025 07:35 PM (cPGH3)

26 Evenin’, All. So a native-born American is the new Sovereign of the State of Vatican City.

Sparkles Markle must be so jealous.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 07:35 PM (77rzZ)

27 Rule Number One: Do NOT fall overboard

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It's like Golden Corral after church!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 07:36 PM (L/fGl)

28 Peruvian. I wonder if he was in a band.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2025 07:36 PM (bF7Q5)

29 It has been an absolutely gorgeous day here. Camped out behind the barn at the shooting bench . Got an extra seat if you care to join me.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2025 07:37 PM (NVNRw)

30 Rule Number One: Do NOT fall overboard

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It's like Golden Corral after church!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 07:36 PM (L/fGl)

If you fall overboard, you might be able to eat at the Golden Coral buffet.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 07:37 PM (VNX3d)

31 It's like Golden Corral after church!

lol

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 08, 2025 07:38 PM (mH6SG)

32 I thought sharks followed ships because they used to throw dead slaves overboard.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 07:38 PM (vFG9F)

33
Well, I was surprised by the Conclave's choice. I really thought there would be a Pope from Antarctica before we'd see one from the US.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 07:38 PM (QnmlO)

34 Beautiful owl picture up top!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 07:38 PM (L/fGl)

35 What happens if you meet a underwater Balrog?

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 07:38 PM (ypFCm)

36 33 Big Penguin’s candidate failed. THIS time.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 07:40 PM (77rzZ)

37 You shall not pass.

Posted by: Aquaman at May 08, 2025 07:40 PM (bF7Q5)

38 What happens if you meet a underwater Balrog?
Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 07:38 PM (ypFCm)
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I'd be more concerned about Deep Ones or Cthulhu...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 07:41 PM (GlyvH)

39 >>>Distinguishing a seal from a sea lion.

That's easy. Just wait for it to have a pup and then see if an Eskimo shows up to club it to death.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 08, 2025 07:41 PM (klJTj)

40 "What happens if you meet a underwater Balrog?
Posted by: Skip"

Not to worry! We'll pay off his old car and get him into a new ride!

Posted by: A used car salesman at May 08, 2025 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

41 Per Insty:

"JEANINE PIRRO TO REPLACE ED MARTIN AS INTERIM U.S. ATTORNEY IN D.C., TRUMP SAYS."

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2025 07:44 PM (lJ0H4)

42 I've got a maelstrom in my pants!

Posted by: Doddering Joe at May 08, 2025 07:44 PM (G5+As)

43 Never freed a whale from a net but I did free a baby sea turtle from a plastic bag. Didn't even get a thank you.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 07:44 PM (viF8m)

44 "I've got a maelstrom in my pants!
Posted by: Doddering Joe"

Turdnado?

Posted by: A used car salesman at May 08, 2025 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

45 The Vigilant Fox @VigilantFox
NEW: James Carville WRECKS Ilhan Omar for attacking white voters.
“When are you people going to learn to shut up about this?!”
The Democratic Party is in shambles and one of its most famous strategists just blew up the narrative.

-
Watch it, Jimmy! She'll get her husband /brother to beat you up!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 07:46 PM (L/fGl)

46 Is there a marine biologist in the house?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2025 07:46 PM (bF7Q5)

47 Edgar Allan Poe wrote a short story, "Descent into the Maelstrom" where the protagonist describes his journey down in the depths and back again. He's so traumatized by the experience that his hair, "which had been raven black the day before," turns completely white.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 07:32 PM (GlyvH)


There is a sequence in the Bill Adams and Cecil Brooks' SciFi book, The End of Fame where the protagonist, Ethan Larkspur is sucked into a maelstrom with someone who is also claiming to be Ethan Larkspur. The whole book is something of a take off on the Byronic romantic story from the point of view of someone who survived the Byronic romantic story, so it is quite odd, and quite compelling.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 07:47 PM (D7oie)

48 Fun Fact:

The Pope is also the sovereign monarch of Vatican City, so now an American is King of a foreign state.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 07:47 PM (GlyvH)

49 >>>Distinguishing a seal from a sea lion.

Easy. A seal barks and a seal lion roars.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 07:47 PM (VofaG)

50 ***A natural Maelstrom (Whirlpool) - a swirling mass of water caused by the collision of opposing currents
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And for our next ride we're going to find out how close to the edge of Niagara Falls we can motor without going over.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 07:48 PM (lCWOD)

51 I have chance to start work a bit earlier tomorrow
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 07:49 PM (ypFCm)

52 How will you know whether you are too close or not?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2025 07:50 PM (bF7Q5)

53 33
Well, I was surprised by the Conclave's choice. I really thought there would be a Pope from Antarctica before we'd see one from the US.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 07:38 PM (QnmlO)

As others have already noted...

Now see the POWER of these Fully Operational Death TARIFFs

Posted by: Gator at May 08, 2025 07:50 PM (QAkQ3)

54
The Pope is also the sovereign monarch of Vatican City, so now an American is King of a foreign state.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 07:47 PM (GlyvH)

_________

"It's OK." - Boasberg, J

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 07:51 PM (QnmlO)

55 How will you know whether you are too close or not?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2025 07:50 PM (bF7Q5)


The sudden sucking noise.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 07:51 PM (D7oie)

56 Under ground and water? Nope

Posted by: javems at May 08, 2025 07:51 PM (8I4hW)

57 "It's OK." - Boasberg, J
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 07:51 PM (QnmlO)

Yeah, I'd guess he's Face Palming right about now...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 07:52 PM (QAkQ3)

58 By the way, if anyone wants to keep up on the recent decisions by the USSC, try here:

https://www.supremecourt.gov/

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 07:53 PM (D7oie)

59
Well, I'm lost in a whirlpool
Yeah baby, my head is goin' round
Well, ever since my baby flushed me
Oh, I been goin' 'round, yeah, around and around

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at May 08, 2025 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

60 It's not underwater, but when I was very young my parents took us to Tennessee and Tuskaleechee Caverns. Spelling.

Very beautiful.

Posted by: Stateless...25% - mental state clawing up from 10% at May 08, 2025 07:54 PM (jvJvP)

61 What happens if you meet an underwater Balrod?

Kill it. Make a statue out of it. Then put it in Times Square!

Posted by: Case at May 08, 2025 07:54 PM (OrSPY)

62 Somebody pulled the plug on the sea floor!

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 07:54 PM (v0R5T)

63 U.S. Ministry of Truth
@USMiniTru
7h
🚨BREAKING: Fox News is prepared to call Vatican City for Joe Biden.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 07:55 PM (D7oie)

64
Lots of movies with quicksand. How many with maelstroms?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 07:56 PM (QnmlO)

65 45
'James Carville WRECKS Ilhan Omar for attacking white voters.
“When are you people going to learn to shut up about this?!”'

What do you mean, "you people"?

Posted by: Lincoln Osiris at May 08, 2025 07:56 PM (3wi/L)

66 Lots of movies with quicksand. How many with maelstroms?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 07:56 PM (QnmlO)
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Dunno, but I've read a few fantasy stories where maelstroms played an important role...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 07:57 PM (GlyvH)

67 "It's OK." - Boasberg, J
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 07:51 PM (QnmlO)

Yeah, I'd guess he's Face Palming right about now...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 07:52 PM (QAkQ3)

I coulda had a pope hat?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 07:57 PM (VNX3d)

68 Hadrian, one of the "Pirates of the Caribbean " .

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2025 07:57 PM (NVNRw)

69 Them kind of people.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2025 07:57 PM (bF7Q5)

70 From all the stories I heard as a yute, it seems like quicksand should've been a bigger deal than it turned out to be.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 08, 2025 07:57 PM (2UnvF)

71 Watched some guys offshore bait, hook and lift out a 12' shark with a crane once. They had the rope end tied around a grated walkway under the well deck. Walkway shook when the shark hit.

Posted by: javems at May 08, 2025 07:57 PM (8I4hW)

72 Two things here, I hate sharks, and I ain't diving in no cave. No sir.

Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2025 07:58 PM (LHPAg)

73 'James Carville WRECKS Ilhan Omar for attacking white voters.
“When are you people going to learn to shut up about this?!”'

What do you mean, "you people"?
Posted by: Lincoln Osiris at May 08, 2025 07:56 PM (3wi/L)
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What do YOU mean, "you people?"

Posted by: Alpa Chino (obligatory) at May 08, 2025 07:58 PM (GlyvH)

74 How will you know whether you are too close or not?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2025 07:50 PM


The smell of Axe Body Wash.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2025 07:58 PM (Kq6ZB)

75 >Lots of movies with quicksand. How many with maelstroms?
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Moby Dick

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2025 07:58 PM (AOsQT)

76 "Dunno, but I've read a few fantasy stories where maelstroms played an important role...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"

Well, yeah.

Posted by: Charybdis at May 08, 2025 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

77
Lots of movies with quicksand. How many with maelstroms?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

=============

One of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 08:00 PM (U7Gpi)

Quick Hits

It's official: The FBI is investigating Letitia James for repeatedly falsifying her financial and real estate records on her mortgage applications.

I hope they hit her with 35 counts of fraud, one for every single signature.

The FBI has opened a formal criminal probe into New York Attorney General Letitia James for alleged mortgage fraud after a request to investigate James was sent to the Department of Justice last month by Federal Housing Finance Agency Director William Pulte.

According to a report from the New York Post citing a source familiar with the matter, the investigation into James is being led by US Attorney John Sarcone III, who has been an ally of President Donald Trump.

James allegedly "falsified records" that enabled her to get more favorable loans on a home in Virginia that she purchased in 2023, according to the letter to the DOJ from Pulte.

The referral from Pulte stated, "Based on media reports, Ms. Letitia James has, in multiple instances, falsified bank documents and property records to acquire government backed assistance and loans and more favorable loan terms. This has potentially included 1) falsifying residence status for a Norfolk, Virginia-based home in order to secure a lower mortgage rate and 2) misrepresenting property descriptions to meet stringent requirements for government backed loans and government assistance."

It is delicious that these crimes are almost exactly the same ones she falsely accused Trump of.

Hamas' "University" Columbia actually bothered to arrest the radical terrorists shutting down the school and preventing real students from using it.

Columbia did a better job handling the pro-Hamas activists on campus yesterday than it has previously. In the evening nearly 80 students who had refused to identify themselves were arrested.

...

Hopefully, at some point during booking, the headscarves were removed and mugshots were taken of all of them.

But arrests of leftwing criminals mean nothing in Alvin Bragg's Manhattan. The last time police arrested violent Hamas terrorist kidnappers -- they kidnapped janitors in a Columbia building -- Alvin Bragg dropped charges for 31 of 46 offenders, claiming it would be too difficult to prosecute them.

But there is a Back-Up Plan, if the local Soros prosecutor protects terrorists:

Secretary Marco Rubio
@SecRubio

We are reviewing the visa status of the trespassers and vandals who took over Columbia University's library.

Pro-Hamas thugs are no longer welcome in our great nation.


Trump strikes a trade deal with the UK, opening it -- supposedly -- to imports of US beef.

We'll see if they really do open their markets or if this is another stab-in-the-back from our European "allies." Really our ungrateful bratty dependent Goth teenagers.

The announcement allows the sale of U.S. beef into the U.K. for the first time in decades and ensures an increase in the purchase of Boeing commercial jetliners.

Flanked by Vice President J.D. Vance and on a conference call with British Prime Minister Keir Starmer, President Donald Trump announced an agreement "worth billions of dollars" with the U.K. that reconfigures tariff prices on goods, expands the market for American farmers and ranchers, and added a phalanx of Boeing jetliners to that nation's commercial fleet.

The Trump White House called it "a breakthrough" and "a good deal."

The "unprecedented" deal not only includes U.S. tariffs but also a reduction in tariffs by the U.K. The deal introduces a reset of the baseline framework for trade, which will create a $5 billion in exports opportunities for American farmers, ranchers, and other producers can sell into the U.K. That includes beef.

Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins said that the beef deal with "exponentially" increase the amount of beef that ranchers sell.

Guess who's funding the "grassroots uprising"?


Dozens of lefty groups behind the country's supposedly "grassroots" May Day protests have been largely bankrolled by two billionaires and a dark-money network of progressive nonprofits.

More than $500 million from Swiss billionaire Hansjorg Wyss' organizations, hedge-fund tycoon George Soros' Open Society Foundations and the dark-money Arabella network flowed to the progressive groups between fiscal years 2016 and 2023, according to an analysis shared with The Post.

The funding wasn't intended for the May Day protests per se, but it has been propping up many of the self-styled "grassroots" progressive activist groups over time.

"The hypocrisy of the May Day protests is glaring," said Caitlin Sutherland, executive director of Americans for Public Trust, to The Post.

"These organizations project the illusion of being driven by everyday Americans, but in reality, they're being bankrolled by some of the biggest dark-money megadonors in politics."

Starting Thursday, on May Day, organizers put together more than 1,000 protests across the country to demonstrate against President Trump, activity that spilled into the weekend.

...

The "50501" movement -- or "50 protests, 50 states, 1" effort, an anti-Trump organization that formed in January -- is widely credited for trying to move that international energy into the US by orchestrating the widespread stateside protests last week.

...

About three dozen of the participating groups have raked in about $293.6 million from Wyss' groups, $47 million from the Arabella network and $194.2 million from Soros' Open Society Foundations, according to an assessment reviewed and checked by The Post.

Some of the most prominent left-wing activist groups in the anti-Trump demonstrations last week were the Sunrise Movement, Indivisible and Planned Parenthood.

...

Because of his Swiss citizenship, Wyss, 89, is precluded from donating to US political candidates. But he has emerged as a top backer of lefty causes in America nonetheless, by pumping cash into dark-money groups.


DRUMPF!!! is pushing that dangerous racist school choice policy. The policy that is good for students and parents, but which is objected to by the teachers unions because it would force them to allow their worst-performing teachers to be fired.


Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist
@DeAngelisCorey

BREAKING: The Department of Education just released guidance on school choice options for kids stuck in "persistently dangerous" public schools.

States must establish a list of "persistently dangerous" schools.

Districts MUST provide a school choice option for these kids

The Elementary and Secondary Education Act requires states to provide school choice options for kids:

* In "persistently dangerous" schools

* Victims of violent criminal offenses at school


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1 "The FBI has opened a formal criminal probe into New York Attorney General Letitia James for alleged mortgage fraud after a request to investigate James was sent to the Department of Justice last month by Federal Housing Finance Agency Director William Pulte."


Irony can be pretty ironic at times.

Posted by: Captain Buck Murdock at May 08, 2025 06:10 PM (e5NfL)

2 Crazy Ivan.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2025 06:10 PM (e5NfL)

3 Uh oh, I busted the blog again.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2025 06:11 PM (e5NfL)

4 Lock this commie pig up. 🐖

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 08, 2025 06:13 PM (+KT1q)

5 OK, why are we exporting Beef when Steaks here are $20 a lbs? TWICE what they were 3 years ago?

or is that just a Calif problem?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 06:13 PM (QAkQ3)

6 Beef, it's what's for tea time.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 08, 2025 06:13 PM (Vyll1)

7 Willard the willowed...

Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2025 06:14 PM (8uzBS)

8 This is a test.

Little town in South Texas just outside Houston. I pull up into the gas stop and get out. There stands a girl looking at me with that 500 yard stare. She has the door half open on an early 1990 pickup covered in dust. She’s long dragging Marlboros and in between drags pulling the bottle of beer out of the car door and taking a swig. There’s a kids meal cardboard from a fast food place on the dash. She’s wearing a tight pair of Wranglers, boots and she’s got a beat up John Deere hat on. She just keeps staring. What do you do? Let’s see if you pass.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 06:15 PM (WSTFK)

9 Trump strikes a trade deal with the UK, opening it -- supposedly -- to imports of US beef.

Given that the UK government seems to be, stupidly, trying to run all of its domestic farmers out of business, it might be genuine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 06:15 PM (ExV1e)

10 This Velazquez twat, she's a bit of an idiot, isn't she?

["twat" pronounced exactly like Paul Joseph Watson say it.]

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 06:16 PM (a4NoL)

11 I think Claire Shipman is talking tough for Columbia bc she knows Alvin Bragg will never charge anyone. As for the deportations, she's probably happy they're out. She is not going to sacrifice federal money for them or their funders.

Posted by: PJ at May 08, 2025 06:16 PM (RRCAT)

12 Which planet is the 7th District of New York on?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2025 06:16 PM (PiwSw)

13 Does she get a plea deal? Give her $200,000.00 and let's forget the whole thing. Justice!

Posted by: Case at May 08, 2025 06:17 PM (OrSPY)

14 This guy on Fox says the cardinals picked an American as pope, in part, because the church is broke and they’re hoping the damned American capitalists will come up with enough cash to fund their empty pension plans.

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2025 06:17 PM (GITLP)

15 12 Which planet is the 7th District of New York on?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2025 06:16 PM (PiwSw)

Uranus

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 06:17 PM (xcxpd)

16 Can we haz trade deal with a beef producer?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2025 06:18 PM (bF7Q5)

17 What do you do? Let’s see if you pass.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 06:15 PM (WSTFK)


1. Is she cute?
2. Are you wearing a dress or something to explain the stare?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 06:18 PM (ExV1e)

18


Interesting article at the Daily Mail about the new pope and how he feels about Trump and Vance. Past twitter messages have come out.

Posted by: four seasons at May 08, 2025 06:18 PM (3ek7K)

19 We got American popes, we got cats sleeping with dogs.

Insanity.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025 06:19 PM (0HaGk)

20 8 This is a test.

Little town in South Texas just outside Houston. I pull up into the gas stop and get out. There stands a girl looking at me with that 500 yard stare. She has the door half open on an early 1990 pickup covered in dust. She’s long dragging Marlboros and in between drags pulling the bottle of beer out of the car door and taking a swig. There’s a kids meal cardboard from a fast food place on the dash. She’s wearing a tight pair of Wranglers, boots and she’s got a beat up John Deere hat on. She just keeps staring. What do you do? Let’s see if you pass.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 06:15 PM (WSTFK)

Today? I'd start looking for her pimp. Or her kid. Or both.

20 years ago, I'd ask her if I can buy her a drink.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 06:20 PM (xcxpd)

21 What do you do? Let’s see if you pass.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 06:15 PM (WSTFK)

I fill up the tank and get on with life.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 06:20 PM (a4NoL)

22 It's about time some Democrat/ Marxist is getting hit with fraud

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 06:20 PM (ypFCm)

23 Little town in South Texas just outside Houston. I pull up into the gas stop and get out. There stands a girl looking at me with that 500 yard stare. She has the door half open on an early 1990 pickup covered in dust. She’s long dragging Marlboros and in between drags pulling the bottle of beer out of the car door and taking a swig. There’s a kids meal cardboard from a fast food place on the dash. She’s wearing a tight pair of Wranglers, boots and she’s got a beat up John Deere hat on. She just keeps staring. What do you do? Let’s see if you pass.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 06:15 PM (WSTFK)

Ask her how many times she's been to see Lyle Lovett in concert.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2025 06:20 PM (uWKK8)

24 OK, I'll start out by saying I don't think we should allow Dual Citizens at all... but...

They certainly should not hold Federal Public Office... the Founders were clear that they had to be US Citizens, but also said that to be a US Citizen you HAD TO GIVE UP all other citizenships... it was that way until the Supreme Court decided they Ruled in citizenship matters in 1967.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 06:20 PM (QAkQ3)

25 Let’s see if you pass.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 06:15 PM (WSTFK)
_________________________

"Since when did they start putting smokes and beers in a Happy Meal? Is this a limited time deal like McRibbs?"

(How'd I do?)

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 06:21 PM (dIske)

26 18


Interesting article at the Daily Mail about the new pope and how he feels about Trump and Vance. Past twitter messages have come out.
Posted by: four seasons at May 08, 2025 06:18 PM (3ek7K)

I could not care less what Leo14 thinks about Trump or Vance.

I care if he is a Catholic, and believes in the Body, Blood, Soul and Divinity of Christ.

My prayer for him is that he find the Church's balls, wherever Francis hid them, and commences to do Catholic things, and speak authoritatively about Catholic things, and be the leader the Church needs.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 06:22 PM (a4NoL)

27 Secretary Marco Rubio
@SecRubio
We are reviewing the visa status of the trespassers and vandals who took over Columbia University's library.

Pro-Hamas thugs are no longer welcome in our great nation.
---
Federal judges have been illegally re-writing and expanding immigration law to require that student visas cannot be revoked unless they have been arrested or convicted of a crime.

The statute merely requires that Rubio, as Secretary of State, state he finds they engaged in conduct that is detrimental to foreign relations.
It doesn't require him to state what they did, nor how it was or why it was.

Yet, the judge-kings are issuing illegal orders, in clear violation of the law, that the Secretary of State must not only state what they did, but also why and how it was detrimental and--additionally!--that the conduct was not protected by the 1st Amendment.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 06:22 PM (OmKmS)

28 One week ago, Steve Bannon was on the Piers Morgan show and predicted correctly who the new Pope would be and that it would happen on V-E Day.

Posted by: A Regular Nostrildamus at May 08, 2025 06:22 PM (G5+As)

29
I fill up the tank and get on with life.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 06:20 PM (a4NoL)

Me too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 06:23 PM (42Vb+)

30 Little town in South Texas just outside Houston. I pull up into the gas stop and get out. There stands a girl looking at me with that 500 yard stare. She has the door half open on an early 1990 pickup covered in dust. She’s long dragging Marlboros and in between drags pulling the bottle of beer out of the car door and taking a swig. There’s a kids meal cardboard from a fast food place on the dash. She’s wearing a tight pair of Wranglers, boots and she’s got a beat up John Deere hat on. She just keeps staring. What do you do? Let’s see if you pass.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025


***
Sounds like the start to a South Texas version of Double Indemnity or Body Heat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:23 PM (omVj0)

31 Read somewhere that the NY Dems in latest budget snuck in provision to cover Jame's legal fees.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 08, 2025 06:23 PM (FxH7T)

32 Sounds like the start to a South Texas version of Double Indemnity or Body Heat.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:23 PM (omVj0)

Dear Penthouse, you'll never believe....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 06:24 PM (QAkQ3)

33 Yet, the judge-kings are issuing illegal orders, in clear violation of the law, that the Secretary of State must not only state what they did, but also why and how it was detrimental and--additionally!--that the conduct was not protected by the 1st Amendment.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 06:22 PM (OmKmS)

Visa holders are foreign citizens, and thus they have no First Amendment rights.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 06:24 PM (a4NoL)

34 She’s wearing a tight pair of Wranglers, boots and she’s got a beat up John Deere hat on. She just keeps staring. What do you do? Let’s see if you pass.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 06:15 PM (WSTFK)

Just how fat is she?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 06:24 PM (l3YAf)

35 "Let's see if you pass "

Forget it. I know her husband and her boyfriend. They are very jealous.

Posted by: Case at May 08, 2025 06:24 PM (OrSPY)

36 I just rewatched Double Indemnity.

Their plan was really not a good plan.

But I would probably do stupid things for Barbara.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025 06:25 PM (0HaGk)

37 Sounds like the start to a South Texas version of Double Indemnity or Body Heat.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025
*
Dear Penthouse, you'll never believe....
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025


***
Just keep in mind that things for the male protagonist in both movies did not end well. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:25 PM (omVj0)

38 There still hasn't been a decision on Trump's appeal of the case by NYS against him for "fraud". The decisions usually come down within 60 days of the arguments. Not here. Tells me the ct knows it was BS but is hoping events take the decision out of their hands

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 06:25 PM (vmkyp)

39 This is a test.

Little town in South Texas just outside Houston. I pull up into the gas stop and get out. There stands a girl looking at me with that 500 yard stare. She has the door half open on an early 1990 pickup covered in dust. She’s long dragging Marlboros and in between drags pulling the bottle of beer out of the car door and taking a swig. There’s a kids meal cardboard from a fast food place on the dash. She’s wearing a tight pair of Wranglers, boots and she’s got a beat up John Deere hat on. She just keeps staring. What do you do? Let’s see if you pass.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 06:15 PM (WSTFK)

Sign a trade deal that brings in 10 billion dollars of steel annually.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 06:25 PM (8avO+)

40 34 She’s wearing a tight pair of Wranglers, boots and she’s got a beat up John Deere hat on. She just keeps staring. What do you do? Let’s see if you pass.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 06:15 PM (WSTFK)

Just how fat is she?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 06:24 PM (l3YAf)

I'd start singing... 'All... my Exes live in Texas'...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 06:25 PM (QAkQ3)

41 The FBI has opened a formal criminal probe into New York Attorney General Letitia James
____

When are they going to probe Fani Willis ?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 06:26 PM (Dv3i1)

42 Ed Martin for next SCOTUS justice.

Posted by: Slow Learner at May 08, 2025 06:26 PM (dZG6s)

43 a 500 yard stare isn't a dickwant stare...I'm guessing she sees something interesting that ain't you

Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2025 06:26 PM (8uzBS)

44 When some of the people in Trump's administration are being questioned by Democrats on Capitol Hill, they look as if they're thinking, "Why do I have to deal with this rude jerk?/"
Kash Patel basically expressed that. Scott Bessent just laughed. I do like Scott Bessent.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 06:27 PM (42Vb+)

45 When are they going to probe Fani Willis ?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 06:26 PM (Dv3i1)


{{shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 06:27 PM (VE6XX)

46 I just rewatched Double Indemnity.

Their plan was really not a good plan.

But I would probably do stupid things for Barbara.
Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025


***
A fantastic movie, with an even better last scene than it source novel. But I've never understood why Walter (MacMurray) would be *that* crazy about Phyllis (Barbara's character). She's striking, and maybe (offscreen) she was a wildcat in the sack. But I've never found her hot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:27 PM (omVj0)

47 Clarification question:

Is Maisey the smoking, drinking, staring harlot standing next to a gas pump. Because if she is, I hightail it out of there before we all become flaming projectiles careening over the countryside.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 06:27 PM (dIske)

48 The FBI has opened a formal criminal probe into New York Attorney General Letitia James
____

When are they going to probe Fani Willis ?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 06:26 PM (Dv3i1)

Come now. Aliens wouldn't even probe Fani Willis or Letitia James.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 06:27 PM (VNX3d)

49 If you can’t speak English without an accent, you don’t belong in Congress.

That includes you, Bernie.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 06:27 PM (l3YAf)

50 "She’s wearing a tight pair of Wranglers, boots and she’s got a beat up John Deere hat on. She just keeps staring. What do you do? Let’s see if you pass.
Posted by: Marcus T"

I yell "Hi Ben Had!".

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 06:28 PM (vFG9F)

51 This guy on Fox says the cardinals picked an American as pope, in part, because the church is broke and they’re hoping the damned American capitalists will come up with enough cash to fund their empty pension plans.
Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2025 06:17 PM (GITLP)

Catholics are broke. LOL.

The English funded the Empire on what they stole from the Catholics for hundreds of years.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 06:28 PM (8avO+)

52 Come now. Aliens wouldn't even probe Fani Willis or Letitia James.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 06:27 PM (VNX3d)

It's the smell that puts them off.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 06:28 PM (a4NoL)

53 Interesting article at the Daily Mail about the new pope and how he feels about Trump and Vance. Past twitter messages have come out.
Posted by: four seasons at May 08, 2025 06:18 PM (3ek7K)
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Not interesting to me. I'm much more interested in his defense of Catholic doctrine than mean tweets.

From what I've seen, he's much more orthodox than Francis (admittedly a low bar), but if he merely allows the TLM to flourish and defends traditional doctrine, that's a huge win.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 06:28 PM (ZOv7s)

54 46 I just rewatched Double Indemnity.

Their plan was really not a good plan.

But I would probably do stupid things for Barbara.
Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025

***
A fantastic movie, with an even better last scene than it source novel. But I've never understood why Walter (MacMurray) would be *that* crazy about Phyllis (Barbara's character). She's striking, and maybe (offscreen) she was a wildcat in the sack. But I've never found her hot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:27 PM (omVj0)

Well...that's odd.
But putting that aside, do you believe horndog Walter found her that hot?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 06:29 PM (xcxpd)

55 If you can’t speak English without an accent, you don’t belong in Congress.

That includes you, Bernie.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025


***
The Velasquez woman sounds like she should be saying things like, "Chould I clean la living room now, Senora?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:29 PM (omVj0)

56 The English funded the Empire on what they stole from the Catholics for hundreds of years.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 06:28 PM (8avO+)

Every time we watch something on BritBox and it involves a church, DH yells "Give it Back!"

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 06:29 PM (a4NoL)

57 33 Yet, the judge-kings are issuing illegal orders, in clear violation of the law, that the Secretary of State must not only state what they did, but also why and how it was detrimental and--additionally!--that the conduct was not protected by the 1st Amendment.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 06:22 PM (OmKmS)

Visa holders are foreign citizens, and thus they have no First Amendment rights.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 06:24 PM (a4NoL)

Ah, but the Supremes have decided that only THEY get to define 'due process'...

So the old Process, established by Law decades ago, and never overturned by prior courts... is now changed at whim by the 'new' Courts.

Because, YOU WILL RESPEHCT MUH DUE PROCESS AUTHOHITY!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 06:29 PM (QAkQ3)

58 I wonder if you wonder.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 06:29 PM (KRtlO)

59 The Velasquez woman sounds like she should be saying things like, "Chould I clean la living room now, Senora?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:29 PM (omVj0)

"No, dear, just keep swamping out those toilets, there's a good girl."

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 06:30 PM (a4NoL)

60 I yell "Hi Ben Had!".

winner!

Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2025 06:31 PM (8uzBS)

61 The Pope's an American?
BFD. So's Hilary, all the Bidens, John F##ing Kerry and loads of others.
Don't mean a thing. He's not a Jesuit, and that's the only good thing I've heard about him. I'll give him time. Maybe he'll preach about... I don't know... the Church, our Redeemer, and Faith?

Posted by: MkY at May 08, 2025 06:31 PM (cPGH3)

62 The Velasquez woman sounds like she should be saying things like, "Chould I clean la living room now, Senora?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:29 PM (omVj0)

50 pesos igual que en la ciudad.

(50 Pesos, same as in town).

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 06:31 PM (QAkQ3)

63 Fani Willis is a farce, why bother with her. James needs to go down, reason Bondi is doing that

Posted by: Jonah at May 08, 2025 06:31 PM (YCxFk)

64 Well...that's odd.
But putting that aside, do you believe horndog Walter found her that hot?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025


***
Cain's description of her in the novel makes her sound magnetic and hot, and there we can understand Walter losing his head. But Stanwyck's casting just does not zing me. I'm trying to think of other actresses of 1944 who would, and could also act (so I think we can skip the mention of Veronica Lake).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:31 PM (omVj0)

65 How can this be wrong? All of my friends do it...

Posted by: Letitia James at May 08, 2025 06:32 PM (XeU6L)

66
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 06:15 PM (WSTFK)

============

Ask her if she needs help.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 06:32 PM (U7Gpi)

67 23
She's drinking beer, has an open bottle and is driving. Liability.
Just drive on.

Posted by: Ciampino - cute but no at May 08, 2025 06:32 PM (sPQoU)

68 Of course that lying c*nt Dean repeated the lie about J6ers beating and killing cops. Only two people were killed that day, Ashli Babbit and Roseann Boylan, both by the cops.

Posted by: Butch at May 08, 2025 06:32 PM (98xTj)

69 I am guardedly hopeful about Pope Leo XV and will pray for him

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 08, 2025 06:32 PM (rT96s)

70 Read somewhere that the NY Dems in latest budget snuck in provision to cover Jame's legal fees.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 08, 2025 06:23 PM (FxH7T)

Trump should sidle up to her, tell her sign this guilty plea and we will give you a light sentence if you run up huge legal bills for NY to pay and retire.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 06:32 PM (8avO+)

71 From what I've seen, he's much more orthodox than Francis (admittedly a low bar), but if he merely allows the TLM to flourish and defends traditional doctrine, that's a huge win.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 06:28 PM (ZOv7s)

This, please.

I tire of going to Mass and finding out it's the Father Show.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 06:32 PM (a4NoL)

72 Catholics are broke. LOL.

The English funded the Empire on what they stole from the Catholics for hundreds of years.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 06:28 PM (8avO+)
---
Not true. There are many subdivisions of the Church, from the parish to the diocese and metropolitans and bishops' conferences, various orders and then the Vatican itself.

Americans have been boycotting everything above the diocese for years because of Francis. So yes, the Vatican is hard up, but that was Francis' doing.

As for the Brits, they ran through those estates pretty quick, which is why they conquered India and stuff. Empires are quite profitable.

BTW, the latest news is that young, church-going Catholics outnumber Anglicans by a margin of 2 to 1. It's only a matter of time before we get Canterbury back.

BTW, have they found a new archbishop yet?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 06:32 PM (ZOv7s)

73 This representative, Nydia Velázquez, what country does she represent and why is she on a panel with United States representatives?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 06:33 PM (lCWOD)

74 Ask her if she needs help.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 06:32 PM (U7Gpi)

See, now you're a good person

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 06:33 PM (xcxpd)

75 Pro abortion Catholic US Senators in America love it. Durbin, Kerry etc...

Posted by: Jonah at May 08, 2025 06:33 PM (YCxFk)

76 "The violent rioters who beat and killed Capitol police officers".

Wut?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at May 08, 2025 06:33 PM (lg881)

77

I wasn't clear on what the issue is. He doesn't approve of Maryland man being deported, he thinks it is terrible children are being locked in cages, which Trump is not doing, and other things about illegals.

Posted by: four seasons at May 08, 2025 06:33 PM (3ek7K)

78 When did popes begin the tradition of taking a special pope name?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:33 PM (omVj0)

79 The Pope's an American?
BFD. So's Hilary, all the Bidens, John F##ing Kerry and loads of others.
Don't mean a thing. He's not a Jesuit, and that's the only good thing I've heard about him. I'll give him time. Maybe he'll preach about... I don't know... the Church, our Redeemer, and Faith?
Posted by: MkY at May 08, 2025 06:31 PM (cPGH3)

You must be fun at parties.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 06:33 PM (8avO+)

80 Leo the XIV I think.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2025 06:34 PM (bF7Q5)

81 68 Of course that lying c*nt Dean repeated the lie about J6ers beating and killing cops. Only two people were killed that day, Ashli Babbit and Roseann Boylan, both by the cops.
Posted by: Butch at May 08, 2025 06:32 PM (98xTj)

The very idea that Politicians or Cops can legally lie to us Citizens, but that if a normy lies to them, they can go to Jail... is so bass ackwards its beyond the absurd.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 06:34 PM (QAkQ3)

82 >>>So yes, the Vatican is hard up
---

Down to it's last trillion? Vatican/Rome has more money than some nations.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 06:34 PM (lCWOD)

83 Jeanine Pirro to be interim US Att'y for DC. She's a TV person, right?

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2025 06:34 PM (Y+sVZ)

84 Cain's description of her in the novel makes her sound magnetic and hot, and there we can understand Walter losing his head. But Stanwyck's casting just does not zing me. I'm trying to think of other actresses of 1944 who would, and could also act (so I think we can skip the mention of Veronica Lake).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:31 PM (omVj0)

Taste varies.
I'd love it if Ella Raines got the role.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 06:34 PM (xcxpd)

85 As for the Brits, they ran through those estates pretty quick, which is why they conquered India and stuff. Empires are quite profitable.

BTW, the latest news is that young, church-going Catholics outnumber Anglicans by a margin of 2 to 1. It's only a matter of time before we get Canterbury back.

BTW, have they found a new archbishop yet?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 06:32 PM (ZOv7s)

Loot from Spain n France.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 06:35 PM (8avO+)

86 I listened to the Bessent thing and if that congress idiot thought she was scoring points, she's sadly mistaken.

It is unbelievable we have such intellectually vacuous people in positions of power.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 08, 2025 06:35 PM (tT6L1)

87 Does badass Lee Atwater have a son or daughter?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 08, 2025 06:35 PM (aqa7Z)

88
I doubt the Columbia trespassers will suffer much in court, but being expelled or deported will hurt immensely. Being sent back home or cut off from networks that lead to cush lefty political jobs in America means something unspeakable, like learning to code or driving an Uber.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 06:35 PM (U7Gpi)

89 58 I wonder if you wonder.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 06:29 PM (KRtlO)

GREAT line

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 06:35 PM (xcxpd)

90 This, please.

I tire of going to Mass and finding out it's the Father Show.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 06:32 PM (a4NoL)
---
I have not been to a TLM, but want to go to one. It's clearly speaking to young people, and as a missionary, I hope Pope Leo will respect its appeal in his home nation.

I'm also going to say that having an American pope is kind of a big deal because it is creating a truly global Church, not one tethered to Italian seminaries (which, according to Pope Francis, are filled with faggotry.)

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 06:35 PM (ZOv7s)

91 Bessent is like Billy Bob Thorton in the saloon poker game in Tombstone.

Jesus Christ, it's like I'm playing card with my brothers kids. You nerve racking sons a bitches

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 08, 2025 06:36 PM (FxH7T)

92 Jeanine Pirro to be interim US Att'y for DC. She's a TV person, right?
Posted by: t-bird

Yeah. Sharp. Pretty. Right in Trump's wheelhouse.
Sigh

Posted by: MkY at May 08, 2025 06:36 PM (cPGH3)

93 This guy on Fox says the cardinals picked an American as pope, in part, because the church is broke and they’re hoping the damned American capitalists will come up with enough cash to fund their empty pension plans.
Posted by: SMOD

I hope rich leftists cultural catholics in the USA divert their donations from abortion clinics and terror groups to the Church

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 08, 2025 06:36 PM (rT96s)

94 Well ..

>>@RapidResponse47
·
>>2m
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@JudgeJeanine!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 06:36 PM (viF8m)

95 The lie J6ers killed a number of police has gone on for years they believe it

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 06:36 PM (ypFCm)

96 A lefty loon spit on Ed Martin while he was live on TV.

https://tinyurl.com/akfks5vw

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 08, 2025 06:37 PM (paSBy)

97 76 "The violent rioters who beat and killed Capitol police officers".

Wut?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at May 08, 2025 06:33 PM (lg881)

Patel should have picked up on that right away, but I think he was too pissed off at her accusing him of perjury at the same time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2025 06:37 PM (uWKK8)

98 But Stanwyck's casting just does not zing me. I'm trying to think of other actresses of 1944 who would, and could also act (so I think we can skip the mention of Veronica Lake).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025
*
Taste varies.
I'd love it if Ella Raines got the role.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025


***
A Brave image search urges me to concur. In several stills she has this level look that suggests "If you're smart, you'll pass me by . . . but you're not smart, are you?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:37 PM (omVj0)

99 The Ordinariate of Canterbury.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 06:37 PM (l3YAf)

100
Little town in South Texas just outside Houston. I pull up into the gas stop and get out. There stands a girl looking at me with that 500 yard stare.
-----

This would be an easier decision if she was driving a flatbed Ford.

Posted by: The Eagles at May 08, 2025 06:37 PM (XeU6L)

101 I think this Pope will be a great improvement over the previous disaster. He took the name Leo, which means a great deal in the Church. Leo13 wrote the St. Michael prayer, because he had a vision of Satan in the Sanctuary, and knew also the power of prayer. Leo also foresaw many of the disasters of the past century and knew we would need some serious exorcism prayers to fight them.

Leo14 must see something. I don't know what. But the choice of names is telling.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 06:38 PM (a4NoL)

102 Are we supposed to forget that it was Catholic Charities and the filthy Lutherans who flooded our country with unsavory thugs from every shithole from Haiti to Somalia?

Did the same kiddie diddler Bishops sit on both counsels?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 08, 2025 06:38 PM (wBaIH)

103 Sorry my phone typoing is legendary

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 08, 2025 06:38 PM (rT96s)

104 A Brave image search urges me to concur. In several stills she has this level look that suggests "If you're smart, you'll pass me by . . . but you're not smart, are you?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:37 PM (omVj0)

I implore you to rent or watch 'Tall in the Saddle' with her and John Wayne. She's a fireball.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 06:38 PM (xcxpd)

105 Am hearing here in Chicago that new pope is very pro life, much more than Francis

Posted by: Jonah at May 08, 2025 06:38 PM (YCxFk)

106 Dean: "When can I, a former impeachment manager, expect the FBI at my door?"

I love their standard. If I am your political opponent, it is illegal for you to investigate me for any crime.

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2025 06:38 PM (4/l8P)

107 This would be an easier decision if she was driving a flatbed Ford.
Posted by: The Eagles at May 08, 2025 06:37 PM (XeU6L)

That was in Winslow, AZ. A long way from Texas.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 06:38 PM (a4NoL)

108 Down to it's last trillion? Vatican/Rome has more money than some nations.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 06:34 PM (lCWOD)
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It's fallen out of favor of late, but time was that all those gold chalices could be converted into ready coin to fight the peaceful Muslims trying to kill everyone.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 06:38 PM (ZOv7s)

109 All of these actions surrounding Trump and I'm reminded often of the Bible and the Godfather movie.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at May 08, 2025 06:39 PM (87kz2)

110 Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
BREAKING: Sam Sueoka, a King County Public Defender, was reportedly one of the individuals arrested during the violent Antifa protests at the University of Washington.

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NTTAWWT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 06:39 PM (L/fGl)

111 When did popes begin the tradition of taking a special pope name?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:33 PM (omVj0)

At a guess, Pius I in 140 AD certainly had to be a name taken up. Don't think many kids were named Pius. If I remembered more Latin or knew Greek another might take its place, but he's only the 10th pope.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 06:39 PM (8avO+)

112 Cops can legally lie to us Citizens

It's the first thing taught in cop school.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 06:39 PM (TSfHI)

113 Am hearing here in Chicago that new pope is very pro life, much more than Francis

Trust me, I'm a little more "pro-life" at the moment. I had no idea an ass could hurt so much...

Posted by: Zombie Pope Frankie at May 08, 2025 06:40 PM (TSEVy)

114 Sorry my phone typoing is legendary
Posted by: vmom
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I seem to have some kind of Misspell Check virsu.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2025 06:40 PM (XeU6L)

115 Was that a bra that was tossed up by those kids at the Pope announcement?

Posted by: pawn at May 08, 2025 06:40 PM (QB+5g)

116 I need to start an NGO and start profitting from all that sweet, sweet graft.

I'm guessing there weren't any hotties in the Columbia protests.

I did go to the dentist fir my cleaning today. Middle Eastern girl. She was actually really sweet. And even with the mask, kind of hot.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 08, 2025 06:40 PM (jvJvP)

117 Dean: "When can I, a former impeachment manager, expect the FBI at my door?"

I love their standard. If I am your political opponent, it is illegal for you to investigate me for any crime.
Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2025 06:38 PM (4/l8P)
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After Leticia James, I'm assuming Dean has done something which requires the FBI to show up at his door.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 08, 2025 06:40 PM (tT6L1)

118 Leo14 must see something. I don't know what. But the choice of names is telling.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Thanks for that. I shouldn't pre-judge based upon about 12 hours of internet exploration.

Posted by: MkY at May 08, 2025 06:40 PM (cPGH3)

119 56 The English funded the Empire on what they stole from the Catholics for hundreds of years.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 06:28 PM (8avO+)

Every time we watch something on BritBox and it involves a church, DH yells "Give it Back!"
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Only reason the church has clean hands because it wore gloves.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 06:40 PM (lCWOD)

120 Interim US Attorney's ? We need one confirmed for the next 3 1/2 years

Posted by: Jonah at May 08, 2025 06:40 PM (YCxFk)

121 I yell "Hi Ben Had!".
Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 06:28 PM (vFG9F)

F**kin' A! This is the best answer!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 08, 2025 06:40 PM (h7ZuX)

122 It was when Mercurius in 533 became pope, he decided his name was too pagan

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 08, 2025 06:40 PM (rT96s)

123 When did popes begin the tradition of taking a special pope name?

Like a gang name

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 06:40 PM (TSfHI)

124 >> When did popes begin the tradition of taking a special pope name?

Peter.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 06:40 PM (l3YAf)

125 Little town in South Texas just outside Houston. I pull up into the gas stop and get out. There stands a girl looking at me with that 500 yard stare.
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This would be an easier decision if she was driving a flatbed Ford.
Posted by: The Eagles at May 08, 2025


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So she was headed east and south when she slowed down to take a look at you?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:40 PM (omVj0)

126 Welp, gonna have to check on how we scored according to Macus later.

Off to walk the dogs.

See some of you morons at the MoMe Saturday!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 06:41 PM (xcxpd)

127 She’s long dragging Marlboros and in between drags pulling the bottle of beer out of the car door and taking a swig. There’s a kids meal cardboard from a fast food place on the dash. She’s wearing a tight pair of Wranglers, boots and she’s got a beat up John Deere hat on.
Posted by: Marcus T

So.

You have met Darleen

Posted by: Miklos advises caution at May 08, 2025 06:41 PM (t6ibK)

128
The murderer of Daniel Pearl killed, thank you India.

What a shame on George Bush, what a shame on all of our agencies who were involved and did NOTHING. What a shame on us for allowing them to get away with doing NOTHING.

India, thank you. And thank you for showing the world how to respect terrorists.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 06:41 PM (lCWOD)

129 The lie J6ers killed a number of police has gone on for years they believe it

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 06:36 PM


And a brave DC cop who died from natural cases was laid in state for two weeks in the capitol hailed as a friggin HERO for fighting off the ravenous Trumpian horde invading the capitol.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2025 06:41 PM (e5NfL)

130 My favorite part of the Pope announcement today were the two birds photo bombing the white smoke signals.

Most famous birds ever.....

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 08, 2025 06:41 PM (jvJvP)

131 The Ordinariate of Canterbury.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 06:37 PM (l3YAf)
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Canterbury is an Archbishopric, and has been vacant since Justin Welby resigned in disgrace.

The Ordinariate of Our Lady of Walsingham was established by Pope Benedict XVI to facilitate Anglicans wishing to return union with Rome whilst retaining the Anglican service.

It's more popular with the clergy than the laity, who simply convert and use the Roman Rite.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 06:41 PM (ZOv7s)

132 Trump is banning breakfast!

https://shorturl.at/V2fet

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 06:41 PM (L/fGl)

133 @73 Velasquez was born and raised in Puerto Rico speaking only Spanish. She's a product of NYC ethnic gerrymandering and is dumb as a stump

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 06:42 PM (vmkyp)

134 When did popes begin the tradition of taking a special pope name?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:33 PM (omVj0)

At a guess, Pius I in 140 AD certainly had to be a name taken up. Don't think many kids were named Pius. If I remembered more Latin or knew Greek another might take its place, but he's only the 10th pope.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025


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The Roman emperor at that time was Antoninus Pius, one of the "good emperors," and as far as I know he was not a Christian.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:42 PM (omVj0)

135 "Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins said that the beef deal with "exponentially" increase the amount of beef that ranchers sell."

Really? Tell me, Mr. Rollins, what that exponent will be?

Posted by: Mr. Proton at May 08, 2025 06:42 PM (7FSsA)

136 I have not been to a TLM, but want to go to one. It's clearly speaking to young people, and as a missionary, I hope Pope Leo will respect its appeal in his home nation.

I'm also going to say that having an American pope is kind of a big deal because it is creating a truly global Church, not one tethered to Italian seminaries (which, according to Pope Francis, are filled with faggotry.)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 06:35 PM (ZOv7s)

Go find a Dominican run parish. They are all over the country. They offer the Dominican Rite, which is very close to the 1963 Mass, and quite beautiful. Francis couldn't touch it because, Dominican. They run the old Cathedral in Anchorage and a few of the outlying churches outside Anchorage.

https://www.sleighridefilm.com/

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 06:43 PM (a4NoL)

137 I did go to the dentist fir my cleaning today. Middle Eastern girl. She was actually really sweet. And even with the mask, kind of hot.
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Ther's a reason why the muslim men make their women wear masks you know.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 06:43 PM (Dv3i1)

138 Have you met Darleen?" someone said as we shook hands,
She was just Darleen to me.
And then I said, "Darleen, you're a girl who understands
I'm a man who must be free."
And all at once I lost my breath, and all at once was scared to death,
And all at once I owned the earth and sky.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 06:43 PM (lCWOD)

139 At a guess, Pius I in 140 AD certainly had to be a name taken up. Don't think many kids were named Pius. If I remembered more Latin or knew Greek another might take its place, but he's only the 10th pope.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 06:39 PM (8avO+)

Damn, that's like 10 Popes in 110 years? didn't Peter last like 36 or 38 years? That means 9 Popes in 74 years?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 06:44 PM (QAkQ3)

140 It's official: The FBI is investigating Letitia James for repeatedly falsifying her financial and real estate records on her mortgage applications.

I hope they hit her with 35 counts of fraud, one for every single signature.
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I bet she inflated the value of the property too.
Prolly real value is $12.63

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2025 06:44 PM (/lPRQ)

141 The new pope is from Chicago and so is Presdent Obama. The new Pope shoulds call on Presdent Obama for policy and help.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at May 08, 2025 06:44 PM (H8ppk)

142 Interesting factoid. Catholic Priests can be married...
but only if they converted from the Episcopal, Anglican or Eastern Orthodox (last one is conjecture).

Posted by: MkY at May 08, 2025 06:44 PM (cPGH3)

143 ---
It's fallen out of favor of late, but time was that all those gold chalices could be converted into ready coin to fight the peaceful Muslims trying to kill everyone.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Yes, a time when Rome was great.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 06:45 PM (lCWOD)

144 Poping is hard yo.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025 06:45 PM (0HaGk)

145 When are they going to probe Fani Willis ?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 06:26 PM (Dv3i1)

We're gonna need a bigger probe !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2025 06:45 PM (NtVYv)

146 It occurred to me during my evening ride -- the Chicago Pope (assume he was CIA based on his work in Peru) might be in place to operate as a foil against JD Vance or Marco Rubio's run in 2028. He will find some aspect of policy to use against Vance/Rubio to thereby excommunicate them which will be reported on endlessly.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 06:45 PM (qwx/I)

147 There's a spooky resemblance, yes, but I'm not the Aniston stalker. If you look very closely, you can see his ears are pierced, and mine are not.

Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 08, 2025 06:46 PM (Jp8LL)

148 The Roman emperor at that time was Antoninus Pius, one of the "good emperors," and as far as I know he was not a Christian.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:42 PM (omVj0)

The cognomen is a nickname for the family in Roman times Caesar means "nice head of hair" ironic for JC because he was balding from his mother's side, an Aurelian.

One poor guy got the nickname "An Asshole and a Half"

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 06:46 PM (8avO+)

149 Pirro will be appointed Temp US atty for DC. Will be fun

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 06:47 PM (vmkyp)

150 Damn, that's like 10 Popes in 110 years? didn't Peter last like 36 or 38 years? That means 9 Popes in 74 years?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025


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An average eight-year tenure is pretty good when a lot of the time, the Roman state is persecuting your believers. (No, it was not that often, actually pretty sporadic, despite the depictions of Christians vs. the lions in movies.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:47 PM (omVj0)

151
Ask her if she needs help.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 06:32 PM (U7Gpi)

See, now you're a good person
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

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Female who's looking out for my kind in a wild, dangerous world.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 06:47 PM (U7Gpi)

152 I know nothing of the new Pope and willing to wait and see.
The ball is in his court.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 06:47 PM (lCWOD)

153 Velasquez was born and raised in Puerto Rico speaking only Spanish. She's a product of NYC ethnic gerrymandering and is dumb as a stump
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 06:42 PM (vmkyp)

De-puerto Rico.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 06:48 PM (l3YAf)

154 Am hearing here in Chicago that new pope is very pro life, much more than Francis
Posted by: Jonah at May 08, 2025 06:38 PM (YCxFk)


I am reading he is very much not on board with " "confusing ideologies designed to create non-existent genders." I think this is very important. The scourge of trans-Marxism needs to be fought.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 06:48 PM (g47mK)

155 Kate at smalldeadanimals linked to this X post detailing the positions of the new Pope.

https://tinyurl.com/yc3fkj7c

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 08, 2025 06:48 PM (jvJvP)

156 I pray God will fill the Pope with his spirit and the Pope will follow. Godspeed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 06:48 PM (lCWOD)

157 Damn, that's like 10 Popes in 110 years? didn't Peter last like 36 or 38 years? That means 9 Popes in 74 years?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 06:44 PM (QAkQ3)
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Pope in those days did not die natural deaths. I think the first 10 were killed by Rome.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 06:48 PM (ZOv7s)

158 An average eight-year tenure is pretty good when a lot of the time, the Roman state is persecuting your believers. (No, it was not that often, actually pretty sporadic, despite the depictions of Christians vs. the lions in movies.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:47 PM (omVj0)

Guess they had a Roman game of...

Whack a Pope?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 06:48 PM (QAkQ3)

159 Marxists Judges let out Leftist protesters faster than they can be arrested

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 06:49 PM (ypFCm)

160
When Madeleine Dean (a horrible person I didn't know existed until today) said "a sad and solemn duty," I don't know how Kash didn't crack a contemptuous smile.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 06:50 PM (U7Gpi)

161 At a guess, Pius I in 140 AD certainly had to be a name taken up. Don't think many kids were named Pius. If I remembered more Latin or knew Greek another might take its place, but he's only the 10th pope.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 06:39 PM (8avO+)

Damn, that's like 10 Popes in 110 years? didn't Peter last like 36 or 38 years? That means 9 Popes in 74 years?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 06:44 PM (QAkQ3)

Like the reigns of Roman kings the facts may be a little misty that far back. Peter lasted 34 but likely started much younger than your average Pope who is more elder.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 06:50 PM (8avO+)

162 They still sell Pope soap on a rope. Believe it or not.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2025 06:50 PM (NtVYv)

163 It's official: Judge Jeanine Pirro has accepted Trump appointing her as interim DC District judge.

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2025 06:50 PM (4tmpE)

164 I am reading he is very much not on board with " "confusing ideologies designed to create non-existent genders." I think this is very important. The scourge of trans-Marxism needs to be fought.
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 06:48 PM (g47mK)
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He also said that westerners should stop forcing homosexuality and same-sex marriage on other countries as these are against gospel teachings.

For someone who is supposed to be a Francis clone and globalist, I think they did a lousy job. He even spoke Latin to the crowd and wore traditional vestments!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 06:51 PM (ZOv7s)

165 Pope in those days did not die natural deaths. I think the first 10 were killed by Rome.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

About as dangerous as being named the new Hamas leader!

(No comparison. I'm joking. Don't hit me. I didn't mean it)

Posted by: MkY at May 08, 2025 06:51 PM (cPGH3)

166 One can be an exponent.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2025 06:51 PM (bF7Q5)

167 Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 06:45 PM (qwx/I)

That's an interesting speculation, but maybe he's just a priest/cardinal, isn't part of the CIA and just wants to serve Christ, the church and the Catholic community.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 06:51 PM (42Vb+)

168 I think being Pope is a tough job. And Bergoglio entered it with a certain contempt for the established traditions - "I'm too humble to wear the traditional vestments, I'm too humble to sleep in the traditional residence, I am gonna tear down this accumulation of tradition and remake it all in the way of St Francis"

So, kinda leftist approach from the get go. Confrontational, no opposition allowed,
I think Pope Francis had good intentions but was not wise. Still his papacy unveiled a lot of what is rotten in the hierarchy.

I hope Prevost shows true humility by being respectful of tradition , and fosters unity.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 08, 2025 06:52 PM (rT96s)

169 "It is delicious that these crimes are almost exactly the same ones she falsely accused Trump of."

And Trump did not defraud anyone, even though some judge claimed Mara Lago was worth ? like a tenth of its real value. Trump did not falsify records.

But Letitia must be pure on this, because she accused Trump (of what she was doing). Not sure how "these people" think they can get away with the worst frauds ... but they have been getting away with it for a long time.

Wheels of justice grind slowly ... I hope they grind finely.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2025 06:53 PM (Cus5s)

170 It occurred to me during my evening ride -- the Chicago Pope (assume he was CIA based on his work in Peru) might be in place to operate as a foil against JD Vance or Marco Rubio's run in 2028. He will find some aspect of policy to use against Vance/Rubio to thereby excommunicate them which will be reported on endlessly.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 06:45 PM (qwx/I)
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He's not big on the gay thing, so absolutely not CIA.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 06:53 PM (ZOv7s)

171 Dan O'Donnell@DanODonnellShow
EXCLUSIVE: Madison Police have arrested the father of the student who killed two people and injured six others at Abundant Life Christian School before killing herself in December. Charges are expected to be announced later today.

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Apparently, the charges concern her being able to get the gun. Meanwhile . . .

Dan O'Donnell@DanODonnellShow
I can also now confirm that the shooter, 15-year-old Natalie Rupnow was transitioning and had left her previous school because of bullying over this.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 06:53 PM (L/fGl)

172 All your Pope is belong to U.S.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 08, 2025 06:53 PM (NUCav)

173 The Pittsburgh Pirates have fired there manager, Derek Shelton. He'll be replaced by an alpaca named Steve! Good Luck, Steve!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2025 06:54 PM (K9xEt)

174 We would sell the UK our pork, but they’re a Muslim country now.

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 08, 2025 06:54 PM (mGRtn)

175 The FBI has opened a formal criminal probe into New York Attorney General Letitia James for alleged mortgage fraud after a request to investigate James was sent to the Department of Justice last month by Federal Housing Finance Agency Director William Pulte.

According to a report from the New York Post citing a source familiar with the matter, the investigation into James is being led by US Attorney John Sarcone III, who has been an ally of President Donald Trump.
______________________

Uh oh. What a difference having an American administration makes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 06:54 PM (YqDXo)

176 I hope Prevost shows true humility by being respectful of tradition , and fosters unity.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 08, 2025 06:52 PM (rT96s)
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So far, so good.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 06:54 PM (ZOv7s)

177 It is delicious that these crimes are almost exactly the same ones she falsely accused Trump of.
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Karma - how do it work?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 06:54 PM (YqDXo)

178 NBC NEWS

Jennifer Anniston gate crasher. Lol.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 08, 2025 06:55 PM (jvJvP)

179 I think, Fen, a good priest doesn't just serve the Catholic community... he serves the entire community. Like a good President.
The shepherd analogy is a good one, I think. If he finds a lost sheep, he doesn't care from where it came, he protects it.
Then finds out from whence it came and
SENDS ITS ASS BACK!
Hah

Posted by: MkY at May 08, 2025 06:55 PM (cPGH3)

180 I am not Catholic but hope this Pope returns God to the church

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 06:55 PM (ypFCm)

181 Apparently, the charges concern her being able to get the gun. Meanwhile . . .

Dan O'Donnell@DanODonnellShow
I can also now confirm that the shooter, 15-year-old Natalie Rupnow was transitioning and had left her previous school because of bullying over this.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 06:53 PM (L/fGl)
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As much as the Dems are hot for gun control, they are oddly uninterested in how teenagers working part-time at Taco Bell can afford $2,000 weapons.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)

182 He also said that westerners should stop forcing homosexuality and same-sex marriage on other countries as these are against gospel teachings.

For someone who is supposed to be a Francis clone and globalist, I think they did a lousy job. He even spoke Latin to the crowd and wore traditional vestments!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 06:51 PM (ZOv7s)

I liked his face.


Posted by: runner is a skilled Physiognomist at May 08, 2025 06:56 PM (g47mK)

183 South of Houston is the San Jacinto Monument (taller than Washington’s, Me no Goliad! Me no Alamo!) a more decisive battle than Waterloo, Wellington agreed, between bites of his own dish. That’s not South Texas. That girl is a slave, and for the nonce, you’re one too!

Let’s see if me and Miklos are chain-ganged together?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 06:56 PM (YSv5G)

184 @171 the entire Madison legal and political establishment has covered up that the shooter was transitioning. Must protect the little darlings even if they kill people

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 06:56 PM (vmkyp)

185 Why is Letitia James being persecuted when NYC just unveiled that giant bronze ifol of her in Times Square?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 08, 2025 06:56 PM (rT96s)

186 163 It's official: Judge Jeanine Pirro has accepted Trump appointing her as interim DC District judge.

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Hi, Jane.
Let's watch Jeanine swing that gavel.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 06:56 PM (lCWOD)

187 "These organizations project the illusion of being driven by everyday Americans, but in reality, they're being bankrolled by some of the biggest dark-money megadonors in politics."
__________________

Can you say "oligarchs?" I can.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 06:57 PM (YqDXo)

188 Nope! Not yet, anyway!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 06:58 PM (YSv5G)

189 It is delicious that these crimes are almost exactly the same ones she falsely accused Trump of.

Should have thrown the boomerang harder!

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2025 06:58 PM (TJMjl)

190 It's official: Judge Jeanine Pirro has accepted Trump appointing her as interim DC District judge.
________________

I love her on The Five, where she speaks a lot of common sense, and think she may well be a great choice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 06:58 PM (YqDXo)

191 The story was true. Trump is appointing Pirro for US Atty for DC.

https://tinyurl.com/yd2zh7d3

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 08, 2025 06:58 PM (paSBy)

192 I liked his face.


Posted by: runner is a skilled Physiognomist at May 08, 2025 06:56 PM (g47mK)
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He does resemble St. John Paul II. And it was clear that he was very much moved by the joy of the crowd.

There's a video of him from some years ago explaining that bishops are servants, not princes.

Augustinian friar and missionary. Sounds good to me.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 06:59 PM (ZOv7s)

193 Lessee ... Letitia James ... Alvin Bragg ... Fani Willis ... Kim Fox ... Jasmine Crockett ...

I'm detecting a pattern.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 06:59 PM (YqDXo)

194 Letitia James will be hit with a fine. Anyone thinking she'll see jail time is coping bigtime.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 07:00 PM (Q4IgG)

195 BREAKING: The Department of Education just released guidance on school choice options for kids stuck in "persistently dangerous" public schools.

States must establish a list of "persistently dangerous" schools.

Districts MUST provide a school choice option for these kids
________________

Do NOT allow school choice for those with serious disciplinary offenses. Let them rot in ghetto schools, where they belong.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 07:00 PM (YqDXo)

196 Lessee ... Letitia James ... Alvin Bragg ... Fani Willis ... Kim Fox ... Jasmine Crockett ...

I'm detecting a pattern.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Nothing but fish-eyed fools

Posted by: Auntie Esther at May 08, 2025 07:01 PM (t6ibK)

197 191 The story was true. Trump is appointing Pirro for US Atty for DC.

https://tinyurl.com/yd2zh7d3
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 08, 2025 06:58 PM (paSBy)

Oh... My... hey up Vichy GOPe Senators?

Welcome to the Find out part... of Fuck Around and Find out...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 07:01 PM (QAkQ3)

198 Why is Letitia James being persecuted when NYC just unveiled that giant bronze idol of her in Times Square?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 08, 2025 06:56 PM (rT96s)
__________________

I thought that that was Stacey Abrams.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 07:01 PM (YqDXo)

199 "Jeanine Pirro to be interim US Att'y for DC. She's a TV person, right?"

yes, and seems very MAGA. But she was a judge for many years. Not sure of her judgeship props ... but better than one appointed by the Trump Hater judge.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2025 07:02 PM (Cus5s)

200 >> When did popes begin the tradition of taking a special pope name?

Peter.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 06:40 PM (l3YAf)

That's right I forgot that Jesus renamed him for future Popedom.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 07:02 PM (8avO+)

201 Jasmine Crockett's family has been collecting her grandmas SS check since she died in 2004

Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2025 07:02 PM (YwEeS)

202 She just keeps staring. What do you do? Let’s see if you pass.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 06:15 PM


Go about my business.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2025 07:02 PM (yuVjX)

203

CURSES!

Foiled again....

Posted by: Judge Snidely Boasberg at May 08, 2025 07:03 PM (t6ibK)

204 I thought it was Lizzo.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

205 >>> seems very MAGA. But she was a judge for many years. Not sure of her judgeship props ... but better than one appointed by the Trump Hater judge.
Posted by: illiniwek
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Might be lit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 07:03 PM (lCWOD)

206
Judge Jeanine will DC US Atty?

Wow. That's kinda awesome.

She's a fucking ballbuster.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 07:03 PM (ZUOEn)

207 Do NOT allow school choice for those with serious disciplinary offenses. Let them rot in ghetto schools, where they belong.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

One of the beauties of private schools is they can expel students. Public schools cannot.
Something's gotta change, cause I'll guarantee if vouchers become the norm, then some Karens will decide that no school can decide who attends.

Posted by: MkY at May 08, 2025 07:04 PM (cPGH3)

208 It's official: Judge Jeanine Pirro has accepted Trump appointing her as interim DC District judge.

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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For shits, giggles, and serious fun she should just start spewing out Anti-Hawaiian edicts... and sign some arrest warrants on those judges for treason... treason against the Constitution, yeah, that's it.
Let them appeal.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2025 07:04 PM (/lPRQ)

209 Not even a fine, you can bet your bottom dollar. She’ll be getting a settlement from Trump!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 07:04 PM (YSv5G)

210 Who is going to kiss whose ring?

Trump says it's a "great honor" to have an American pope, that the Vatican has called him to arrange a meeting

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 07:04 PM (L/fGl)

211 I like the daft trout congresswoman who has been cashing her dead grandma's social security checks and called it 'our private family business' when questioned about it.

You know who else had a family business?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2025 07:04 PM (zZu0s)

212 The FBI could stay busy for four fucking years just investigating all the democrats who falsely accused Trump of doing what they themselves seem to have been doing.

Projection. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2025 07:04 PM (UarWD)

213 207 Eric Holder did tremendous damage with his diktat to suppress school discipline.

Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 08, 2025 07:05 PM (Jp8LL)

214 Letitia James will be hit with a fine. Anyone thinking she'll see jail time is coping bigtime.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 07:00 PM


While I agree with you that she will never see a day of jail time, she will lose her law license and never be able to practice law anywhere in the state again. She can't do a plea bargain as that would mean she admits guilt, nor can she afford to go to trial. She is well and truly fvcked for the exact same thing she railroaded Trump for.


As Captain Buck Murdock says.....irony can be pretty ironic at times.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2025 07:05 PM (e5NfL)

215 The story was true. Trump is appointing Pirro for US Atty for DC.
......

She's a spitfire and doesn't suffer fools.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 07:05 PM (v0R5T)

216 Kinda of funny, when the white smoke was bellowing from the official vatican chimney, you could see a family - mom, dad and a little chick of your ever present Roman Gulls (see what I did there?) scrambling to get away.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 07:05 PM (g47mK)

217 BREAKING: The Department of Education just released guidance on school choice options for kids stuck in "persistently dangerous" public schools.

States must establish a list of "persistently dangerous" schools.

Districts MUST provide a school choice option for these kids
________________

Do NOT allow school choice for those with serious disciplinary offenses. Let them rot in ghetto schools, where they belong.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 07:00 PM (YqDXo)

New line of business: kids can earn money providing reasons why your local school is too dangerous to go to. These days just misgendering is literal murder, it shouldn't be too hard to hit the definition.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 07:05 PM (8avO+)

218 That's right I forgot that Jesus renamed him for future Popedom.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Jesus named the first Pope?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 07:05 PM (lCWOD)

219 And Trump did not defraud anyone, even though some judge claimed Mara Lago was worth ? like a tenth of its real value. Trump did not falsify records.

But Letitia must be pure on this, because she accused Trump (of what she was doing). Not sure how "these people" think they can get away with the worst frauds ... but they have been getting away with it for a long time.
__________________

It was incredibly stupid of her to do this while she was chasing Trump over a related nothing-burger. As if major banks would take his word for valuation, and not evaluate the properties themselves.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 07:05 PM (YqDXo)

220
61

When are they going to probe Fani Willis ?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 06:26 PM

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We'll get to it.

Look... she smells.

Posted by: The Probe Department at May 08, 2025 07:06 PM (ES1Rb)

221 Jesus named the first Pope?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 07:05 PM (lCWOD

Right before he gave Paul the keys to his Buick.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2025 07:06 PM (UarWD)

222 Send her to the gulag and never let her out again.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 08, 2025 07:06 PM (xh4bt)

223 Projection. It's what's for dinner.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

So.

Bulimia is back?

Posted by: Miklos liked the 80s in almost all regards at May 08, 2025 07:06 PM (t6ibK)

224 It was a Chevy, like a rock.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2025 07:07 PM (bF7Q5)

225 It is delicious that these crimes are almost exactly the same ones she falsely accused Trump of.
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It's how they got the idea for the frame-up plots.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2025 07:07 PM (/lPRQ)

226 As Captain Buck Murdock says.....irony can be pretty ironic at times.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2025 07:05 PM (e5NfL)

'What the hell is a man doing with a Bobby pin?!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2025 07:07 PM (zZu0s)

227 Lessee ... Letitia James ... Alvin Bragg ... Fani Willis ... Kim Fox ... Jasmine Crockett ...

I'm detecting a pattern.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Victims of white supremacy?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 07:07 PM (L/fGl)

228 For shits, giggles, and serious fun she should just start spewing out Anti-Hawaiian edicts... and sign some arrest warrants on those judges for treason... treason against the Constitution, yeah, that's it.
Let them appeal.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2025 07:04 PM (/lPRQ)

I think a TRO on other judges issuing TROs nation wide would be funny.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 07:07 PM (8avO+)

229 Eric Holder did tremendous damage with his diktat to suppress school discipline.

Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 08, 2025 07:05 PM (Jp8LL)
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In essence because of "disparate impact." If a disproportionate number of those disciplined were black it was because of systemic racism, not because they committed more offenses. Which everyone knows perfectly well is the truth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

230 210 Who is going to kiss whose ring?

Trump says it's a "great honor" to have an American pope, that the Vatican has called him to arrange a meeting

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 07:04 PM (L/fGl)

Man, everyone wants to avoid tariffs....

Posted by: Stateless...21% - mental state clawing up from 10% at May 08, 2025 07:08 PM (jvJvP)

231 130 My favorite part of the Pope announcement today were the two birds photo bombing the white smoke signals.

Most famous birds ever.....
Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 08, 2025 06:41 PM

I spotted one of their baby chicks up there with them! I hope they didn’t fly off and leave it all by itself!!

Posted by: Moonbeam at May 08, 2025 07:08 PM (rbKZ6)

232 "Right before he gave Paul the keys to his Buick."

I remarked to the pastor that Christ never met Paul. That didn't go over well.

Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 08, 2025 07:08 PM (Jp8LL)

233 Trump says it's a "great honor" to have an American pope, that the Vatican has called him to arrange a meeting
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

Yay
Will love to see the splodey heads everywhere

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 08, 2025 07:08 PM (rT96s)

234 227 Lessee ... Letitia James ... Alvin Bragg ... Fani Willis ... Kim Fox ... Jasmine Crockett ...

I'm detecting a pattern.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Victims of white supremacy?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 07:07 PM (L/fGl)
________________

Yep, and systemic racism.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

235 That's right I forgot that Jesus renamed him for future Popedom.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Jesus named the first Pope?

Posted by: Braenyard -


"You are Peter and upon this Rock I will build my Church"

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 07:09 PM (8avO+)

236 229 Concur.

Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 08, 2025 07:09 PM (Jp8LL)

237 Sign up New Zealand and Australia. Beef producers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2025 07:09 PM (bF7Q5)

238 When are they going to probe Fani Willis ?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 06:26 PM
_______________

Go ahead. I'll wait here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

239 Little town in South Texas just outside Houston. I pull up into the gas stop and get out. There stands a girl looking at me with that 500 yard stare. She has the door half open on an early 1990 pickup covered in dust. She’s long dragging Marlboros and in between drags pulling the bottle of beer out of the car door and taking a swig. There’s a kids meal cardboard from a fast food place on the dash. She’s wearing a tight pair of Wranglers, boots and she’s got a beat up John Deere hat on. She just keeps staring. What do you do? Let’s see if you pass.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025

At my age, I'd ask her if she knows where the men's room is.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 08, 2025 07:10 PM (5xuJ/)

240 Federal judges have been illegally re-writing and expanding immigration law to require that student visas cannot be revoked unless they have been arrested or convicted of a crime.

The statute merely requires that Rubio, as Secretary of State, state he finds they engaged in conduct that is detrimental to foreign relations.
It doesn't require him to state what they did, nor how it was or why it was.


Federal judges are going to make it highly advantageous to simple not allow foreigners in in the first place.

After all, if you can't kick guests out, there's no point in inviting them in the first place.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 08, 2025 07:10 PM (hB7mE)

241 "Right before he gave Paul the keys to his Buick."

I remarked to the pastor that Christ never met Paul. That didn't go over well.
Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 08, 2025 07:08 PM (Jp8LL)

Unless he did the Road to Damascus thing in person

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 07:10 PM (8avO+)

242 I think a TRO on other judges issuing TROs nation wide would be funny.
Posted by: Oldcat
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She could do that couldn't she?
Tie them up in court. Make postponements while Trump does his job.
That would be penultimate.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 07:10 PM (lCWOD)

243 *billowing smoke..lol

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 07:11 PM (g47mK)

244 Issue a TRO that there are no more TROs issued in 2025.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2025 07:11 PM (UarWD)

245 What do you do? Let’s see if you pass.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025

'Are you all right, miss?'

Second question: does she have big tits?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2025 07:11 PM (zZu0s)

246 I thought it was Lizzo.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 07:03 PM (v0R5T)
_______________

What's the difference?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

247 Joe says he's not surprised that Camala lost. What a POS that guy is. I can't believe we were cursed with him for four years. What a whacky world.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 07:11 PM (vFG9F)

248 I remember when once we can post in color and stuff, what happened to that minx version ?

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 07:12 PM (g47mK)

249 After all, if you can't kick guests out, there's no point in inviting them in the first place.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
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Logic. No Logic. Logic foul, flag on the statement.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 07:12 PM (lCWOD)

250 we could...ok, I need to stop

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 07:12 PM (g47mK)

251 Left alone with big fat Fani
She was such a naughty nanny
Hey, big woman
You made a bad boy out of me

Posted by: Brian May at May 08, 2025 07:12 PM (gKWVE)

252 What do you do? Let’s see if you pass.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025

Grab her by the Pu$$y, she'll let you

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2025 07:13 PM (NtVYv)

253 I wonder how they make that papal ring so fast. We are talking about 20 minutes probably.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 07:14 PM (g47mK)

254 One of the beauties of private schools is they can expel students. Public schools cannot.
Something's gotta change, cause I'll guarantee if vouchers become the norm, then some Karens will decide that no school can decide who attends.

Posted by: MkY at May 08, 2025 07:04 PM (cPGH3)
________________

Expel the Karens. I say again: we pay entirely too much attention and deference to women and blacks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 07:14 PM (YqDXo)

255 >>Letitia James will be hit with a fine. Anyone thinking she'll see jail time is coping bigtime.

Might be right. But it wasn't that long ago people were saying that anyone who thought she would be indicted were coping big time.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 07:14 PM (viF8m)

256 The Pittsburgh Pirates have fired there manager, Derek Shelton. He'll be replaced by an alpaca named Steve! Good Luck, Steve!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 08, 2025 06:54 PM (K9xEt)

Steve has the spitting part of the job down from the start!

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 07:14 PM (8avO+)

257 Sleep now, call later. O goodnight nurse!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 07:15 PM (YSv5G)

258 Second question: does she have big tits?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2025 07:11 PM (zZu0s)

Why would big tits make a difference as to what you do or do not in this particular circumstance?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 07:15 PM (pzZ8h)

259 "I remember when once we can post in color and stuff, what happened to that minx version ?
Posted by: runner"

My toolbar has fonts and colors and stuff but I never use them.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 07:15 PM (vFG9F)

260 Joe says he's not surprised that Camala lost. What a POS that guy is. I can't believe we were cursed with him for four years. What a whacky world.
Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 07:11 PM (vFG9F)

Why do you think he picked her in the first place? Nobody would turf out Joe to have Kamala be in charge, or running.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 07:16 PM (8avO+)

261 Oh that's hilarious, naming Judge Jennine as the DC US attorney!

A nice big, "FU" to Tillis--I dare you to vote against one of the more popular TV personalities in your state, you prick.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 07:16 PM (OmKmS)

262 Jasmine Crockett's family has been collecting her grandmas SS check since she died in 2004
Posted by: steevy


20+ years of fraud.

Posted by: Adriane the Wholly Cow Critic . . . at May 08, 2025 07:16 PM (tcomi)

263 Had to mow the lawn today, for the second time already this year. It is vigorous.

Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 08, 2025 07:16 PM (Jp8LL)

264 Hah!

@secretfire79

It’s 2025 & Trump’s tariffs are working so well, even the Pope is American🇻🇦🇺🇸

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 08, 2025 07:16 PM (rT96s)

265 Poor FS will never understand.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 07:17 PM (vFG9F)

266 Funny that the Pope overshadowed Biden's begging tour on the View.

Broke and dumb. Hope Jill has a backup plan.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2025 07:17 PM (UarWD)

267 Dozens of lefty groups behind the country's supposedly "grassroots" May Day protests have been largely bankrolled by two billionaires and a dark-money network of progressive nonprofits.
____________________

All left-wing "grassroots" events are more orchestrated than a rally at 1935 Nuremburg organized by Albert Speer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 07:17 PM (YqDXo)

268 I remember when once we can post in color and stuff, what happened to that minx version ?

I recall that the color thing got out of control.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 08, 2025 07:17 PM (mH6SG)

269 Jasmine Crockett's family has been collecting her grandmas SS check since she died in 2004
Posted by: steevy

20+ years of fraud.

Posted by: Adriane the Wholly Cow Critic . . . at May 08, 2025 07:16 PM (tcomi)
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Then 20+ years in prison.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 07:18 PM (YqDXo)

270 Any Leftists who gets another Leftists Judge will be on their side

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 07:18 PM (ypFCm)

271 >>Letitia James will be hit with a fine. Anyone thinking she'll see jail time is coping bigtime.

Might be right. But it wasn't that long ago people were saying that anyone who thought she would be indicted were coping big time.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 07:14 PM (viF8m)

I'm hoping for community service, cleaning bird poop off that giant woman statue, using a toothbrush. Five years, cleaning it once a week.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 07:18 PM (VNX3d)

272 My toolbar has fonts and colors and stuff but I never use them.
Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 07:15 PM (vFG9F)

does it work? can you try it ?

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 07:18 PM (g47mK)

273 Talk@TalkTV
REVEALED: Police report finds NO far-right link to Southport riots.
“Starmer has been proven WRONG. The riots were not far-right — they were a reaction to uncontrolled migration, and the lack of information.”

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I won't know what to believe until I hear it on MSNBC. Or DU.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 07:18 PM (L/fGl)

274 I think a TRO on other judges issuing TROs nation wide would be funny.
Posted by: Oldcat
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She could do that couldn't she?
Tie them up in court. Make postponements while Trump does his job.
That would be penultimate.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 07:10 PM (lCWOD)

And we already have precedent that doing it at 3 AM and expecting it to be carried out in 20 miniutes is perfectly fine.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 07:18 PM (8avO+)

275 Jasmine Crockett's family has been collecting her grandmas SS check since she died in 2004
Posted by: steevy

20+ years of fraud.

Posted by: Adriane the Wholly Cow Critic . . . at May 08, 2025 07:16 PM (tcomi)
______________

I just realized why that CA bint proposed decriminalizing welfare fraud.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 07:18 PM (YqDXo)

276 268 I remember when once we can post in color and stuff, what happened to that minx version ?

I recall that the color thing got out of control.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 08, 2025 07:17 PM (mH6SG)

We can't have anything nice.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2025 07:18 PM (UarWD)

277 Many deserve jail time. Those most deserving jail time are the least likely to receive it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 07:18 PM (lCWOD)

278 Why would big tits make a difference as to what you do or do not in this particular circumstance?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 07:15 PM (pzZ8h)

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You're not new here.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 08, 2025 07:18 PM (2UnvF)

279 Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 07:17 PM (vFG9F)

Oh, dear. Poor poor , Fenelon. LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 07:19 PM (pzZ8h)

280 I recall that the color thing got out of control.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 08, 2025 07:17 PM


And we were lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Adm. Josh Painter at May 08, 2025 07:19 PM (yuVjX)

281 "does it work? can you try it ?
Posted by: runner "

Sure.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 07:19 PM (vFG9F)

282 So that's why Laterssha statue be so all butt-red and stuff.

Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2025 07:19 PM (LHPAg)

283 272 My toolbar has fonts and colors and stuff but I never use them.
Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 07:15 PM (vFG9F)

does it work? can you try it ?
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 07:18 PM (g47mK)

And that, Pixy, was how Runner broke the blog.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2025 07:19 PM (UarWD)

284 I thought she said, 'particular circumference'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 07:20 PM (lCWOD)

285 The remaining question is not "why is Trump doing such radical things" but "why has no one else even tried this?"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 07:20 PM (D7oie)

286 >> I fill up the tank and get on with life.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 06:20 PM (a4NoL)

Bingo. That’s trouble waiting for you, and you don’t want to learn that the hard way.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 07:20 PM (WSTFK)

287 Kash Patel goes into my 'adore' column.

Deane & her family's (husband's) Chinese sweatshop business. 🤫 It went away after a fashion.

In the meantime, Deane with a son on the staff of Obama's oh so White Communications Office.

Deane writing a book with another son who fought addiction. Wonder who employes him? "Mr. Cunnane currently serves as the Regional Vice President of Caron’s Greater Washington, D.C. region."

The family business, including son Alex who has made videos about it, is back up and running. E bikes imported from Vietnam.

But now that Trump has those damn tariffs...😡

All me.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 07:20 PM (NFX2v)

288 I recall that the color thing got out of control.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 08, 2025 07:17 PM


Especially the green oranges

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2025 07:21 PM (NtVYv)

289 The Jersey Scold strikes again !!!

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 07:21 PM (Pr3iL)

290 This NY Democrat can barely speak English, has to be fed questions to ask by her staffer, and tries to imply that she deserves to know critical tariff negotiation details.
__________

Have to be US citizen for seven years to a rep. There is no way that dumbass has been here and even peripherally exposed to English for seven years.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 08, 2025 07:21 PM (UBKzV)

291 The cafe is open.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 08, 2025 07:22 PM (2UnvF)

292 Chief Nerd
@TheChiefNerd
2h
Bill Gates says President Trump cut funding to his global public health programs after their dinner

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 07:22 PM (D7oie)

293 >> I yell "Hi Ben Had!".
Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 06:28 PM (vFG9F)


She way too classy for that. Plus she’d probably have her head under the hood…

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 07:22 PM (WSTFK)

294 Letit James crimes are obvious and manifest, the problem is what ever venue she's tried in, NY, DC, VA, she will walk, but...

the process is the punishment, so hopefully she gets a fartclam's worth of process.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2025 07:22 PM (XV/Pl)

295 All left-wing "grassroots" events are more orchestrated than a rally at 1935 Nuremburg organized by Albert Speer.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 07:17 PM (YqDXo)

Don't think they had to pay them to show up.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 07:22 PM (8avO+)

296 Interim DC Attorney, not judge.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 08, 2025 07:22 PM (XMwZJ)

297 I thought it was Lizzo.

Posted by: wth
_______________

What's the difference?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
.......

Stacey whistles better.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 07:22 PM (v0R5T)

298 As regards the new pope, lhope that he steps into the grace given to him as he assumes the office. Otherwise we’ve got Pope Pence because he had a hand in removing Bishop Strickland and his support of open borders and bridges and whatnot. The late Cardinal George of Chicago was quoted as saying that the Church would not get an American pope until America was in political decline.

Posted by: Suspicious Gorn at May 08, 2025 07:23 PM (24We2)

299 >>I'm hoping for community service, cleaning bird poop off that giant woman statue, using a toothbrush. Five years, cleaning it once a week.

If she gets indicted it will be on federal charges. She's being investigated for things like mail fraud, bank fraud, wire fraud, mortgage fraud. Those are all federal felonies. I don't think they do community service.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 07:23 PM (viF8m)

300 Jasmine Crockett's family has been collecting her grandmas SS check since she died in 2004

Apparently, Snopes is claiming this is false.

Which means ...

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at May 08, 2025 07:23 PM (XlvBQ)

301 Nood Café. Appears Penguin-free.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2025 07:23 PM (yuVjX)

302 Chicago is saved!

End Wokeness@EndWokeness
BREAKING: Mayor Brandon Johnson backs plan to eliminate Columbus statues from Chicago's parks

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 07:24 PM (L/fGl)

303 218 That's right I forgot that Jesus renamed him for future Popedom.
Posted by: Oldcat

Jesus named the first Pope?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 07:05 PM (lCWOD)

Wow... so was gonna make a joke about Jesus of course namein him Pope... then started wondering the etymology of the word Pope... and its Greek for Papa...

So a German Pope... would be... VADER...

Soooo... the Pope is a Dark Lord of duh Sith?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 07:24 PM (QAkQ3)

304 280 I recall that the color thing got out of control.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
-------------

Carousels, arcades, floating banners and gifs.
But what happened to the commentary?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 07:24 PM (lCWOD)

305 JackStraw...last thread you mentioned SC was allowing deportations under the enemies act. Any links to that?

Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2025 07:25 PM (8uzBS)

306 Bill Gates says President Trump cut funding to his global public health programs after their dinner
Good...when, exactly, did we sign up to be the F'ing world's mommy, daddy, and babysitter?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 08, 2025 07:25 PM (XMwZJ)

307 Letit James crimes are obvious and manifest, the problem is what ever venue she's tried in, NY, DC, VA, she will walk, but...

the process is the punishment, so hopefully she gets a fartclam's worth of process.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
====

The only way to have a fair trial is keeping her out of sight and be labeled Jane Roe, or "Criminal Defendant A Number 1". You know, protect her presumption of innocence.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2025 07:26 PM (/lPRQ)

308 Chicago is saved!

End Wokeness@EndWokeness
BREAKING: Mayor Brandon Johnson backs plan to eliminate Columbus statues from Chicago's parks
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
---------

Interesting. Trump said he is going to bring back all the statues.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 07:26 PM (lCWOD)

309 Martin will be an Associate Deputy AG at DOJ. He'll head the Weaponization Working Group. Also Pardon Atty.

https://tinyurl.com/yck9bxh5

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 08, 2025 07:28 PM (paSBy)

310 Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 06:15 PM (WSTFK

That's like a normal day where I live so I do nothing?

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 07:29 PM (VofaG)

311 Sure he did: on the road to Damascus! Struck him blind, and softened his heart, all at once.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 07:32 PM (YSv5G)

312 "It is delicious that these crimes are almost exactly the same ones she falsely accused Trump of." Projection - she can't believe other people aren't as crooked as she is.

Posted by: Matt Harris at May 08, 2025 07:54 PM (QeK2n)

313 Probably too late for Trump, then.

JD Vance can be Pope.

Posted by: Bombadil at May 08, 2025 07:56 PM (MX0bI)

After Democrat Senators Tillis, Cassidy, Collins, Murkowski, McConnell, and Linsdsey Graham Balk, Trump Withdraws Ed Martin from Consideration for US Attorney from DC

Isn't it great having a "Big Tent Party" where all the political positions are filled by Democrats who despise the base and whose greatest mission is to thwart us, contain us, and control us?

Katie Pavlich
@KatiePavlich

NEWS: Trump seemingly says he's pulling the nomination of Ed Martin for DC U.S. Attorney, but will find a place for him at DOJ. Trump says he's disappointed Martin didn't get enough Senate support, but that he has a good back up who will be named in the coming days."

This may be one of Tillis's last betrayals -- and perhaps he knows he's going to be primaried, so he's going YOLO.

Lara Trump is from North Carolina and would defeat Tillis:

Walter Curt
@WCdispatch_

NEW: Poll shows Lara Trump CRUSHING Sen. Thom Tillis 65-11 in a hypothetical 2026 GOP primary, don't be shocked if "Senator Trump" is trending in North Carolina very soon.

A Victory Insights survey of 800 likely GOP primary voters put Lara Trump miles ahead of incumbent Sen. Thom Tillis--65 percent to 11 percent, with a quarter still shopping around.

Her December 2024 decision to step down as RNC co-chair "to explore her next chapter" only fanned speculation that the next chapter is a Senate run back home. With near-universal name ID and the Trump family's fundraising machine ready-made, she would begin the race as the prohibitive favorite.

Tillis, by contrast, is limping into 2026. State party activists formally censured him in June 2023 for votes on gun safety and same-sex-marriage protections, cementing a narrative that he's "not MAGA enough."

The Assembly notes that Trump-aligned operatives are openly hunting for a primary challenger, and every high-profile dust-up--most recently Tillis' very public break with the White House over a controversial D.C. prosecutor nominee--reminds grassroots conservatives why they're restless. In short, the senator enters the cycle with a base problem money alone can't fix.

Put the two story lines together and you can see why North Carolina Republicans are bracing for a dynasty shake-up.

If Lara Trump jumps in, she would fuse the Trump brand's emotional pull with deep pockets and instant media oxygen--advantages few incumbents anywhere could withstand.

The question isn't whether she starts as the front-runner; it's whether any other Republican, including Thom Tillis, can keep this race from turning into a coronation and sending a second Trump to Capitol Hill.

Will Lara Trump take on Tillis?

Run, Lara, Run!

Posted by: Ace at 05:04 PM




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Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2025 05:04 PM (e5NfL)

2 1

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 05:05 PM (g47mK)

3 I was hoping that Trump would back down on this. There is no way he was going to get any of those rino's to vote for his pick. Letting boasberg pick the replacement was a non starter for me.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2025 05:05 PM (e5NfL)

4 uniparty gonna uniparty

Posted by: brak at May 08, 2025 05:05 PM (jGJov)

5 Lara Trump- from your lips to God's ears

Posted by: Dad of Six at May 08, 2025 05:06 PM (rnJ01)

6 Spread the dirt on Tillis wide and far.

IOW... fuck him properly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 05:07 PM (Q4IgG)

7 Lara Trump is a resident of FL, and was doing her best to be named as Rubio's replacement...is she moving back to NC?

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 05:07 PM (g47mK)

8 ['i] This may be one of Tillis's last betrayals -- and perhaps he knows he's going to be primaried, so he's going YOLO.

Lara Trump is from North Carolina and would defeat Tillis:

At this point, I assume he expects to be beaten. Otherwise, why do something so colossally stupid?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 05:07 PM (s8j++)

9 Deport Tillis.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 05:07 PM (l3YAf)

10 >>>7 Lara Trump is a resident of FL, and was doing her best to be named as Rubio's replacement...is she moving back to NC?

well I don't know. I guess she is. But senators don't live in their home states anyway, do they.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 05:07 PM (KRtlO)

11 Deport Tillis.

You misspelled "defenestrate".

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 05:08 PM (s8j++)

12 There's nothing more maddening that a Republican that pretends they have to do this because of election concerns.

If Tillis was a partisan, rock ribbed conservative Republican, he would do fine in North Carolina. Trump won that state 3 times, he doesn't have to be this "maverick" that crosses over.

Posted by: Leupold at May 08, 2025 05:08 PM (4pwAx)

13 If Tillis was a partisan, rock ribbed conservative Republican, he would do fine in North Carolina. Trump won that state 3 times, he doesn't have to be this "maverick" that crosses over.

It's who he really is. It's why he has to go. I hope he enjoys his future anonymity.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 05:09 PM (s8j++)

14 They're not going to cut federal spending either, are they?

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 05:09 PM (v0R5T)

15 *check requirements - NC , US Senate

Candidates must be:

at least 30 years of age,
a U.S. citizen for at least 9 years, and
a resident of the state by the date of the general election.

OK, she can do it.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 05:09 PM (g47mK)

16 3 I was hoping that Trump would back down on this. There is no way he was going to get any of those rino's to vote for his pick. Letting boasberg pick the replacement was a non starter for me.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
____

Nominate Matt Gaetz next. Let's go!!!!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 05:10 PM (Dv3i1)

17 Lara Trump is a resident of FL, and was doing her best to be named as Rubio's replacement...is she moving back to NC?
Posted by: runner

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It worked for Elizabeth Dole. So, why not try.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 08, 2025 05:10 PM (Vyll1)

18 You ever notice how the Democrats can go nuts with the most insane, horrible person on earth for a nominee and not only do all the Democrats get into fist fights over who will vote for them first, but Republicans almost all go along as well?

Funny how that doesn't work for good choices by a Republican.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 05:10 PM (2VST1)

19 I would vote for Rashida Tlaib over Tillis at this point.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 08, 2025 05:10 PM (1bNHn)

20 We need to organize fundraisers to primary all of the above, excluding the retiring Bitch McConnell.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 08, 2025 05:10 PM (X+xvk)

21 If Tillis was a partisan, rock ribbed conservative Republican, he would do fine in North Carolina. Trump won that state 3 times, he doesn't have to be this "maverick" that crosses over.

It's who he really is. It's why he has to go. I hope he enjoys his future anonymity.
Posted by: Archimedes

==

Probably true, all of these guys eventually become part of the swamp.

Posted by: Leupold at May 08, 2025 05:10 PM (4pwAx)

22 Lara Trump is a resident of FL, and was doing her best to be named as Rubio's replacement...is she moving back to NC?

well I don't know. I guess she is. But senators don't live in their home states anyway, do they.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 05:07 PM


hillary sure didn't live in New York until she decided she wanted to be a senator on the way to becoming the countries first woman president.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2025 05:11 PM (e5NfL)

23 What does Tay Tay think?

Posted by: Karen McAwfl at May 08, 2025 05:11 PM (UbjG+)

24 >>>Probably true, all of these guys eventually become part of the swamp.

i'm pretty sure he was never NOT part of the swamp. He was one of McConnell's hand-recruited RINO scumbags.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 05:11 PM (KRtlO)

25 "and perhaps he knows he's going to be primaried, so he's going YOLO."

------------------

Guess I'd frame it less YOLO and more like a dying McCain f-you to Trump. Or he's just aiming for the 'Republican' chair at MSNBC or CNN... The problem with going for a RINO's throat with too much time on their clock is you lost your ammo to threaten them with. It would be so delicious if this POS actually got primaried by a Trump...

Posted by: bearski at May 08, 2025 05:11 PM (Bhsk7)

26 >> They're not going to cut federal spending either, are they?

We just need another six month Continuing Resolution maintaining Biden-level spending to hammer out the details.

Then we’ll cut spending. Promise.

Posted by: Brother Mike Johnson at May 08, 2025 05:11 PM (l3YAf)

27 If Tillis was a partisan, rock ribbed conservative Republican, he would do fine in North Carolina. Trump won that state 3 times, he doesn't have to be this "maverick" that crosses over.


All those doodles on his Senate hearing notes with "Mrs. Lindsey Graham" should have been a tip-off.

Posted by: Miklos was not fooled at May 08, 2025 05:11 PM (t6ibK)

28 Lara Trump is a resident of FL, and was doing her best to be named as Rubio's replacement...is she moving back to NC?
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 05:07 PM (g47mK)


She was born, raised, and attended college in NC. For better or worse, where you lived prior to running for office no longer seems to matter. I reckon she and Eric have the money to have a residence in NC with no problems.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 05:12 PM (ExV1e)

29 Richard Burr was also a RINO.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2025 05:12 PM (PiwSw)

30 What were there votes on the piece of shit that held the position previously?

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 05:12 PM (VofaG)

31 Ed Martin at the DoJ: find dirt on those senators that stabbed you and make them pay.

Posted by: Ciampino - the black it is darker at May 08, 2025 05:12 PM (sPQoU)

32 >>Probably true, all of these guys eventually become part of the swamp.

Data Republican has been doing a great job exposing his ties on X over the last few days. He's very deep swamp.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 05:13 PM (viF8m)

33 Tillis choices
1) be a team player even if you don't necessarily like it
2) be an asshoe
Thhhom you missed it by that much

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 05:13 PM (vmkyp)

34
Well, good move on Trump's part in order to avoid having the district judge make the appointment. (I think it's a "district judge," not sure, but at any rate Hawaiian.) Just get someone who thinks straight but hasn't said anything truthful about J6.

And that Tillis... what an ignorant fvk. Someday he'll get enlightened and he'll make some stupid "oopsie" speech like that Stupak character when abortion got covered in Obamacare.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 05:13 PM (U7Gpi)

35 Yeah, but his brother Aaron never lost a case.

Posted by: Raymond? at May 08, 2025 05:13 PM (UbjG+)

36 So, what can we run Baron for?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 05:14 PM (QAkQ3)

37 Like I said earlier, a real leader in the party would have leaned on these guys to go along with the sitting president and alleged leader of the party. You like that committee appointment? Play along or I'll stick you on the toilet cleaning committee instead. Like that funding for reelection runs? Don't count on it if you won't work with the president.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 05:14 PM (2VST1)

38

I would like to sniff Laura Trump's bicycle seat...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at May 08, 2025 05:14 PM (u7nRY)

39 Old, crotchety slug is going to pay the piper in the hereafter

My only consolation for most of these mooks.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at May 08, 2025 05:14 PM (VJc7E)

40 What were there votes on the piece of shit that held the position previously?
Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 05:12 PM (VofaG)


Presidents not named Trump deserve to get their picks. -- "Republican" Senators

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 05:15 PM (ExV1e)

41 Their = there

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 05:15 PM (VofaG)

42 >> All those doodles on his Senate hearing notes with "Mrs. Lindsey Graham" should have been a tip-off.

Hey, Lindsey Graham doesn’t settle down for no one! I’m still sowing my wild oats into lots of women’s v*ginas. I’m a stud in my prime!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham, heterosexual at May 08, 2025 05:15 PM (l3YAf)

43 They're not going to cut federal spending either, are they?

There never really was any chance of that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 05:16 PM (2VST1)

44 There's a good chance that both RINO Tillis and the execrable John Cornyn will be gone next Primary election.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at May 08, 2025 05:16 PM (Drql1)

45 >>Well, good move on Trump's part in order to avoid having the district judge make the appointment.

I think that threat was a little overblown. Trump can and has fire any US Attorney he wants. They problem is the fake Republicans in the Senate. We want an America First USA in DC, they do not.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 05:16 PM (viF8m)

46 Let's get Ironside in the slot. Surely, they won't vote against a cripple.

(On a side note...Raymond Burr was a real piece of work)

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 05:17 PM (dIske)

47 >>44 There's a good chance that both RINO Tillis and the execrable John Cornyn will be gone next Primary election.

oh right, I forgot Ken Paxton is primarying him.

Will Texas stand tall or do the usual and just elect Cornyn again?

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 05:17 PM (KRtlO)

48 According to Redstate:

Trump is considering appointing Jeanine Pirro, a former judge and prosecutor and co-host of Fox News'

Posted by: Turn 2 at May 08, 2025 05:17 PM (6TlG5)

49 This was expected. Here we have six assholes that need to be run out of office. They are not worth a shit. They do not need to be supported by Republicans in future elections. They may as well be Democrats. To hell with them.

Posted by: Case at May 08, 2025 05:18 PM (OrSPY)

50
McConnell is in desperate need of pall bearers.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 08, 2025 05:18 PM (IifOV)

51 I think that threat was a little overblown. Trump can and has fire any US Attorney he wants. They problem is the fake Republicans in the Senate. We want an America First USA in DC, they do not.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 05:16 PM (viF8m)

Having a Prosecutor in DC who will actually go after Fraud, is an existential threat to BOTH the Democrats, AND the GOPe....

It's literally an inside the beltway vs outside the beltway fight.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 05:19 PM (QAkQ3)

52
Madame Lindsay keeps hanging on. He must deliver the pork to keep getting elected.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 08, 2025 05:19 PM (IifOV)

53 Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 05:16 PM (viF8m)

They would relish making Trump having to fire the DC Attorney . Just another fake outrage to have the media cover 24/7.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 05:19 PM (VofaG)

54 My old home state (NC) has a weird relationship with politics. There are a TON of Republican-base voters and not a lot of deep-blue cities outside of Charlotte, the Triangle, and Asheville, but they have a really hard time electing Senators that aren't hot fucking garbage.

Liddy Dole was no great shakes.
Burr was a grifting turd.
Tillis is a full blown faggot.

Posted by: ballistic at May 08, 2025 05:19 PM (QeTpV)

55 50
McConnell is in desperate need of pall bearers.
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 08, 2025 05:18 PM (IifOV)

Wait... are we still supposed to be trustin 'THE PLAN'?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 05:20 PM (QAkQ3)

56 Cassidy was pissing in his pants due to the "Insurrection"

Posted by: javem at May 08, 2025 05:20 PM (8I4hW)

57 Tariffs are working so well that even the Pope is Made in America! 🇺🇸



😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2025 05:20 PM (fxre9)

58 we all know John McCornyn would be on that list if he wasn't up for re-election next year

Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2025 05:21 PM (8uzBS)

59 "He must deliver the pork to keep getting elected."

Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays?

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at May 08, 2025 05:21 PM (UbjG+)

60 ABC News reported today 5/8:

"President Donald Trump is strongly considering installing Fox News host and former prosecutor Jeanine Pirro as interim U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia, sources familiar with the matter told ABC News.

The potential selection comes as Trump told reporters in the Oval Office Thursday that Ed Martin, who is currently serving as D.C.’s interim top prosecutor, would not be taking the position permanently after losing support among top Republicans in the Senate.

An announcement about a new interim U.S. attorney could come as soon as Thursday, sources said. Sources caution that plans could always change and a decision is never final until publicly announced by the president."

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 05:21 PM (ctrM5)

61 i'm pretty sure he was never NOT part of the swamp. He was one of McConnell's hand-recruited RINO scumbags.
Posted by: ace

==

That's just it though, even people like McConnell started out being pretty conservative. Same with John McCain.

I'm not trying to defend these people, but it's like this across the board. Even Supreme Court judges "grow" in office.

Never seems to go the other way with Democrats that become more conservative. How many times has a liberal supreme court justice crossed the aisle?

Posted by: Leupold at May 08, 2025 05:21 PM (4pwAx)

62 oh right, I forgot Ken Paxton is primarying him.

Will Texas stand tall or do the usual and just elect Cornyn again?
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 05:17 PM (KRtlO)
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I live here. It doesn't matter which one we send back to DC. I don't understand why people are so high on Paxton other than "He's not John Cornyn" as if that's a high bar to clear. Dude has been a weasel his entire career.

Posted by: ballistic at May 08, 2025 05:21 PM (QeTpV)

63 57 Tariffs are working so well that even the Pope is Made in America! 🇺🇸



😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2025 05:20 PM (fxre9)

/Golf Clap

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 05:21 PM (QAkQ3)

64 Markwayne Mullin was other Senator who loaded up his pants something fierce Jan 6.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2025 05:22 PM (gKWVE)

65 20 We need to organize fundraisers to primary all of the above, excluding the retiring Bitch McConnell.
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Is it prohibitively expensive to start a PAC? It seems to me that a PAC to primary these goons would attract a lot of money.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 08, 2025 05:22 PM (paSBy)

66 I hope she runs. Enough of this shit.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 08, 2025 05:22 PM (vsTPo)

67 *Tillis is a full blown faggot.*

You don't want a half blown one. Believe me.

Posted by: Sam Brinton at May 08, 2025 05:22 PM (UbjG+)

68 Maybe you want to reconsider shaming conservatives who don't jump onto the war bandwagon, Mr. Ace Frum.

Posted by: Harlock at May 08, 2025 05:23 PM (55KD0)

69 60

No more Fox News people, please.
This is a terrible idea. She'll be voted down by the same crowd. She's just a clown.

There has to be someone that can fill this position that flies under the radar yet is effective.

Posted by: Leupold at May 08, 2025 05:23 PM (4pwAx)

70 >>They would relish making Trump having to fire the DC Attorney . Just another fake outrage to have the media cover 24/7.

All that fake outrage doesn't seem to be working all that well for them anymore. You can only ring the same bell so many times before people get tired of hearing it. Particularly when all you are offering in exchange is pile of dogshit.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 05:23 PM (viF8m)

71 Markwayne Mullin was other Senator who loaded up his pants something fierce Jan 6.

Its guilty conscience. They know that they are doing things that should get them tarred and feathered by even a friendly crowd, or much worse. Its like doing something you know your parents would get mad at and jumping when someone knocks on the door. They know its wrong. They fear the response of the public if they really knew what was happening.

And they were scared that was what January 6th was about. "OH CRAP here they come!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 05:24 PM (2VST1)

72 Looks like I go Willowed again!

I would really appreciate some commentary from any knowledgeable commentators about the OT part of one of my Willowed comments:

370 Been sleeping a lot today. Thank God I have CPAP! The pain pills have caught up with me, before they were only slowing the slow muscles of my GI tract (I have been taking docusate sodium wuth the pain pills), yesterday they began affecting the slow muscles associated with breathing. As I said, thank God for CPAP! I was tapering off on the pain pills, I’m at a point where I can stop them cold turkey, and I have. Caffeine seems to help, and I can sleep even after drinking caffeinated beverages.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 05:24 PM (YSv5G)

73 I'm sure it's been suggested, but remind them that the first offering is always the best and most moderate. Make the next man borderline extremist. After him an actual extremist. After him really get serious about right wing beliefs.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 08, 2025 05:24 PM (koi/Z)

74 The RadTrads appear to be taking this badly.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 05:24 PM (l3YAf)

75 Also, Tillis has never been conservative.

He's Republican though, and has been like this since he was in the NC House.

Posted by: Harlock at May 08, 2025 05:24 PM (55KD0)

76 >>>(On a side note...Raymond Burr was a real piece of work)

Kurt Schlichter always refers to Raymond Burr's sick proclivities. Burr is a top reference for him.

and yeah, a piece of work, at least according to Schlichter's run-down of his perversions.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 05:25 PM (KRtlO)

77 My bigger fear with the Congress and the narrow majority is they start getting comfortable telling Trump no and the tax plan is scuttled.

That thing should have been signed into law within the first 100 days.


Posted by: Leupold at May 08, 2025 05:25 PM (4pwAx)

78 Maybe you want to reconsider shaming conservatives who don't jump onto the war bandwagon, Mr. Ace Frum.
Posted by: Harlock at May 08, 2025 05:23 PM (55KD0)

I know that made sense to you in your head but it didn't register at all on the sarcasm meter.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 05:25 PM (VofaG)

79 Liddy Dole was no great shakes.
Burr was a grifting turd.
Tillis is a full blown faggot.
Posted by: ballistic

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IIremember the time I lived in NC in the 90s, and there was the tandem of Helms and Faircloth representing the state in the Senate.

Good Times.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 08, 2025 05:26 PM (Vyll1)

80 65 20 We need to organize fundraisers to primary all of the above, excluding the retiring Bitch McConnell.
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Is it prohibitively expensive to start a PAC? It seems to me that a PAC to primary these goons would attract a lot of money.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 08, 2025 05:22 PM (paSBy)

A MoronPAC?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 05:26 PM (QAkQ3)

81 One more RINO gets flushed out of the GOP. Trump.builds his legacy.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 08, 2025 05:26 PM (QNzNJ)

82 69 60

No more Fox News people, please.
This is a terrible idea. She'll be voted down by the same crowd. She's just a clown.

There has to be someone that can fill this position that flies under the radar yet is effective.
Posted by: Leupold
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You can never tell if Trump is floating a ballon, trolling the opposition with disinfo, or actually intends to do that. Notice, the story is ABC news and I can see Trump having someone leak false information to them just to burn them. Or not.

We shall see.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 05:26 PM (ctrM5)

83 Cocaine Mitch is jus gonna keep screwing us over until the day he dies, that Mr Magoo looking fuckstick

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2025 05:26 PM (NtVYv)

84 Can we burn Tillis at the stake after Lara guts him at the polls?

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 08, 2025 05:26 PM (MkuC5)

85 My old home state (NC) has a weird relationship with politics. There are a TON of Republican-base voters and not a lot of deep-blue cities outside of Charlotte, the Triangle, and Asheville

-

You can see the locust infestation on voting maps.

The most interesting part is being able to tell where the interstates and cities are.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 08, 2025 05:27 PM (koi/Z)

86 Like I said earlier, a real leader in the party would have leaned on these guys to go along with the sitting president and alleged leader of the party. You like that committee appointment? Play along or I'll stick you on the toilet cleaning committee instead. Like that funding for reelection runs? Don't count on it if you won't work with the president.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 05:14 PM (2VST1)
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Trump 2.0 is more subtle and far more effective.

The fact that he no longer has 2 a.m. twitter tantrums is a good thing. Tillis will get what is coming to him. Bank on it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 05:27 PM (ZOv7s)

87 was hoping that Trump would back down on this. There is no way he was going to get any of those rino's to vote for his pick. Letting boasberg pick the replacement was a non starter for me
==
Trump chess. He is baiting the lovers into declaring themselves. Laura Trump will beat him like a drum.

Posted by: It'll be yooooge at May 08, 2025 05:28 PM (oper7)

88 77 My bigger fear with the Congress and the narrow majority is they start getting comfortable telling Trump no and the tax plan is scuttled.

That thing should have been signed into law within the first 100 days.


Posted by: Leupold
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Donors and big corporations want the tax plan as otherwise they get a massive tax hike but because reconciliation is involved, a budget framework has to be passed first along with the CR.

Passing it by July 4th would be historically fast by Capitol Hill stds as any such package is a truly massive bill and a debt hike ceiling is included in the package.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 05:28 PM (ctrM5)

89 Ace re: Texas/Cornyn
The Texas house has about 25-30 rinos that will vote dem to kill conservative legislation. Fifteen years ago it was the senate doing the jig and Dan Patrick did yoemans work to clean them out.
These rinos will rotate enough to try to hide but all it takes is 18 of them to joint the dems to control the house.
My hunch is Cornyn always funds a repub candidate in the primary to dilute the vote and then counts on dems to carry him across the line on election day.

Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2025 05:29 PM (8uzBS)

90 I was hoping that Trump would back down on this. There is no way he was going to get any of those rino's to vote for his pick. Letting boasberg pick the replacement was a non starter for me.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2025 05:05 PM (e5NfL)

Not sure he's backing down, there's more than one way to win. He may find ways yet to have these turncoats regret this pettiness.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:29 PM (8avO+)

91 81 One more RINO gets flushed out of the GOP. Trump.builds his legacy.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 08, 2025 05:26 PM (QNzNJ)

A new Director over at FEMA testified to Congress yesterday that he does not think FEMA should be shut down as Trump says...

He was fired today...

Can I vote for Trump again?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 05:29 PM (QAkQ3)

92 Trump 2.0 is more subtle and far more effective.

That wasn't Trump's job, I am referring to the Senate Majority Leader, that was what HE was supposed to do. Trump doesn't have a ton of leverage, but Thune does. And he should have used it to get people in line, but he doesn't like Trump EITHER.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 05:29 PM (2VST1)

93 oh right, I forgot Ken Paxton is primarying him.

Will Texas stand tall or do the usual and just elect Cornyn again?
Posted by: ace


I'm voting against Cornyn.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2025 05:29 PM (fxre9)

94 thanks, DanMan.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 05:29 PM (KRtlO)

95 Passing it by July 4th would be historically fast by Capitol Hill stds as any such package is a truly massive bill and a debt hike ceiling is included in the package.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 05:28 PM (ctrM5)

So we'll have to deal with Massie again.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 05:29 PM (VofaG)

96 76 >>>(On a side note...Raymond Burr was a real piece of work)

Kurt Schlichter always refers to Raymond Burr's sick proclivities. Burr is a top reference for him.

and yeah, a piece of work, at least according to Schlichter's run-down of his perversions.
Posted by: ace
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According to Pedowood lore he was a truly vile person right up there with Rock Hudson screwing young guys when he knew he had aids.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 05:30 PM (ctrM5)

97 Tillis and Murk need to go. I don't care if a Democrat takes the seat instead.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 05:30 PM (xcxpd)

98 Wait... are we still supposed to be trustin 'THE PLAN'?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 05:20 PM (QAkQ3)

If you are talking about The Plan wherein we roll over and spread our cheeks for every Neoclown and Progressive that wants some, then yes.

T R U S T T H E P L A N

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 08, 2025 05:30 PM (MkuC5)

99 Trump chess. He is baiting the lovers into declaring themselves. Laura Trump will beat him like a drum.
Posted by: It'll be yooooge at May 08, 2025 05:28 PM (oper7)
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He's doing the old trick of pulling the one he wants, offering a worse substitute, then a worse substitute, and all the while the constituents rage at Tillis to the point where he can't even enter his home state.

Then he resubmits the first option.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 05:31 PM (ZOv7s)

100 A new Director over at FEMA testified to Congress yesterday

"I hate those guys"
--JC Denton

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 05:31 PM (2VST1)

101 Letting boasberg pick the replacement was a non starter for me.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2025 05:05 PM (e5NfL)

The Legislation allows Boasberg to pick the replacement ONLY until another Attorney is chosen...

Now, they could spike some cases... make deals that the Court blesses which would be binding, but that is only if Trump does not point another interim Prosecutor.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 05:31 PM (QAkQ3)

102 Larry O'Connor is of the opinion that Tillis was protecting people on the J6 Committee from a determined prosecutor like Martin.

Find someone just as tough. Trump had to do this

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 08, 2025 05:31 PM (QNzNJ)

103 Seem almost half of Hollywood male actors are homo.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 05:31 PM (VofaG)

104 My hunch is Cornyn always funds a repub candidate in the primary to dilute the vote and then counts on dems to carry him across the line on election day.
Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2025 05:29 PM (8uzBS)

Might work but a few Trump rallies should scotch that. If he's smart he will take the lump and become an ambassador somewhere nice or something.

Like the Clinton wing the force of the GOPe is spent as a power in the party. One by one they will go.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:32 PM (8avO+)

105 So we'll have to deal with Massie again.
Posted by: polynikes
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I think he has to vote for it or he is likely done in his home district. If the tax bill is not approved by Dec. of this year, there is a massive tax hike for a lot of big donors and corporations.

The dwindling Koch brother's political power is fading and that is what has buttressed him up so far.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 05:32 PM (ctrM5)

106 The Quislings will keep doing this until they start getting painful consequences.

There's literally been no downside for them.

Posted by: Beverly at May 08, 2025 05:32 PM (Epeb0)

107 Not sure he's backing down, there's more than one way to win. He may find ways yet to have these turncoats regret this pettiness.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:29 PM (8avO+)
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Exactly.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 05:33 PM (ZOv7s)

108 What about Andrew Bailey. He's pretty hardcore conservative and a solid supporter of the current administration. He's only been in the Missouri AG slot since the beginning of 2023, but I think he'd be pretty good provided he wanted to navigate the DC cesspool.

Who knows. He might have political aspirations beyond Missouri, and this position might seem appetizing.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 05:33 PM (dIske)

109 Larry O'Connor is of the opinion that Tillis was protecting people on the J6 Committee from a determined prosecutor like Martin.

Find someone just as tough. Trump had to do this
Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 08, 2025 05:31 PM (QNzNJ)

Nominate someone who makes Martin look like a milquetoast, who might go scorched earth on lawbreakers.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 05:33 PM (VNX3d)

110 Does a bear shit in a funny Pope hat?


- Just the punchline

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2025 05:33 PM (UarWD)

111 Seem almost half of Hollywood male actors are homo.

If the whistleblowers and Diddy Parties are to be believed, ALL of them are, to at least some degree.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 05:33 PM (2VST1)

112 Will Texas stand tall or do the usual and just elect Cornyn again?
Posted by: ace
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It depends on Money. The Bush's will flood the airwaves with Big Bad John commercials; also Paxton bad by the reel. Paxton's got to overcome that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 05:33 PM (lCWOD)

113 106 The Quislings will keep doing this until they start getting painful consequences.

There's literally been no downside for them.
Posted by: Beverly at May 08, 2025 05:32 PM (Epeb0)

Vichy GOPe....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 05:34 PM (QAkQ3)

114 Seem almost half of Hollywood male actors are homo.
Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 05:31 PM (VofaG)
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Because the directors/producers are now gay and that's how the casting couch works.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 05:34 PM (ZOv7s)

115 Wasn't Elon threatening to fund primaries for a$$holes that blocked nominees?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 08, 2025 05:34 PM (k9OZB)

116 Go Lara, go!

Elsewhere, I am not soliciting medical advice. I would just like a frank conversation with someone who has faced similar issues in the past and can speak to the matter.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 05:34 PM (YSv5G)

117 Tillis and Murk need to go. I don't care if a Democrat takes the seat instead.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 05:30 PM (xcxpd)

Murk has tried to turn her seat into a inviolate spot (htf do you spell sinoshure sinoscure? Brave is no help.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2025 05:35 PM (8VFCM)

118 The Quislings will keep doing this until they start getting painful consequences.

There's literally been no downside for them.
Posted by: Beverly at May 08, 2025 05:32 PM (Epeb0)
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Right, that's why Mike Pence is such a force within the GOP today.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 05:35 PM (ZOv7s)

119 Can we burn Tillis at the stake after Lara guts him at the polls on the stocks?
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 05:35 PM (v0R5T)

120 Dude has been a weasel his entire career.
Posted by: ballistic at May 08, 2025 05:21 PM (QeTpV)


can you cite any legal attacks on him that don't involve Karl Rove? This goes back to 2015 at least.

Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2025 05:35 PM (8uzBS)

121 111 Seem almost half of Hollywood male actors are homo.

If the whistleblowers and Diddy Parties are to be believed, ALL of them are, to at least some degree.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Gay for pay.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 05:35 PM (ctrM5)

122 he Quislings will keep doing this until they start getting painful
÷=
And quite a few of them have been photographed whilst conducting animal husbandry IYKWIMAITTYD. Which is why they will go full kamikaze.

Posted by: It'll be yooooge at May 08, 2025 05:36 PM (oper7)

123 I think once you get in the door at Satan's City, your requirements to stay are laid out for you.

Hollywood might let you in, but staying is up to you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2025 05:37 PM (UarWD)

124 Looks like they elected another Commiefag pedo-protector for pope. Way to go, guys.

Posted by: Hardly surprising at May 08, 2025 05:37 PM (TbWk/)

125 Does a bear shit in a funny Pope hat?
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No. Obvs. I take it off before....

Posted by: The bear at May 08, 2025 05:37 PM (oper7)

126 I live here. It doesn't matter which one we send back to DC. I don't understand why people are so high on Paxton other than "He's not John Cornyn" as if that's a high bar to clear. Dude has been a weasel his entire career.
Posted by: ballistic at May 08, 2025 05:21 PM (QeTpV)

If he's our weasel, that's fine. Let him eat Democratic mice and baby rabbits.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:37 PM (8avO+)

127 @OcrazioCornPop
·
59m
🚨 REPORT: Ed Martin rumored to be appointed Special Counsel to root out political corruption in D.C.

Would that include
@SenThomTillis
allegedly corrupt Real Estate deals?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 05:37 PM (viF8m)

128 You can't hate these buddy fucker Republicans enough.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 08, 2025 05:38 PM (hwLGC)

129 Tillis, along with Pence, are repulsive, but at least they have a conscience. Most Republicans are soulless animals unworthy of representing anyone in government.

Posted by: Sid at May 08, 2025 05:38 PM (GNz3z)

130 98 Wait... are we still supposed to be trustin 'THE PLAN'?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 05:20 PM (QAkQ3)
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That's the way I feel about Bondi love. I trusted Bush. I pushed for Bush and Bush fucked me.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq8sWx1rh0s

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 05:38 PM (lCWOD)

131 Does a bear shit in a funny Pope hat?
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No. Obvs. I take it off before....
Posted by: The bear at May 08, 2025 05:37 PM (oper7)
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Oddly, we may have a Catholic Pope again. Been a while...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 05:39 PM (ZOv7s)

132 Right, that's why Mike Pence is such a force within the GOP today.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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I saw yesterday in some story that Mikey P. got a cringeworthy Major Award from some group for courage. About snorted coffee through my nose at that story. Of course, it might have involved a certain activity with a chicken that got him the award but I didn't get past the first paragraph.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 05:39 PM (ctrM5)

133 The Bush wing of Texas Republicans can RINO with the best of them. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2025 05:39 PM (0sNs1)

134 It depends on Money. The Bush's will flood the airwaves with Big Bad John commercials; also Paxton bad by the reel. Paxton's got to overcome that.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 05:33 PM (lCWOD)

2024 shows that's a good way to waste money.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:39 PM (8avO+)

135 If Tillis was a partisan, rock ribbed conservative....
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It's who he really is. It's why he has to go. I hope he enjoys his future anonymity.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Anonymity? Well, his name won't make the papers, but he'll have an office on K Street before the inauguration of his successor.
Any Congressman... excuse me, CongressPERSON, who's been there for more than 10 years has DC as their home. He may not have any "influence", but he knows -Senate collegiality, doncha know- lots of people who do.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 08, 2025 05:39 PM (+dUmU)

136 The murderer of Daniel Pearl killed, thank you India.

What a shame on George Bush, what a shame on all of our agencies who were involved and did NOTHING. What a shame on us for allowing them to get away with doing NOTHING.

India, thank you. And thank you for showing the world how to respect terrorists.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 05:40 PM (lCWOD)

137 Posted by: Sid at May 08, 2025 05:38 PM (GNz3z)

gobble deez nutz.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2025 05:40 PM (gKWVE)

138 Does a bear shit in a funny Pope hat?
==
No. Obvs. I take it off before....
Posted by: The bear at May 08, 2025 05:37 PM (oper7)

I use it to clean up afterwards. Then clean it in a stream.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 05:40 PM (VNX3d)

139 >> That's the way I feel about Bondi love. I trusted Bush. I pushed for Bush and Bush fucked me.

Trust no one.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 05:40 PM (l3YAf)

140 Oddly, we may have a Catholic Pope again. Been a while...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 05:39 PM (ZOv7s)

He might be a Cubs fan so he knows a lot about divine punishment.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:40 PM (8avO+)

141 That's the way I feel about Bondi love. I trusted Bush. I pushed for Bush and Bush fucked me.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025
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"If you do not meet my completely arbitrary deadline, you are a traitor! Hear me?! A TRAITOR!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 05:40 PM (ZOv7s)

142 >> That's the way I feel about Bondi love. I trusted Bush. I pushed for Bush and Bush fucked me.

Trust no one.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 05:40 PM (l3YAf)

I trust God. All others pay cash.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 05:41 PM (VNX3d)

143 That's the way I feel about Bondi love. I trusted Bush. I pushed for Bush and Bush fucked me.

Trust no one.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 05:40 PM (l3YAf)

Reflexive hate isn't any more correct.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:41 PM (8avO+)

144 (htf do you spell sinoshure sinoscure? Brave is no help.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2025 05:35 PM


Sinecure is the word you seek.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2025 05:41 PM (0sNs1)

145 59m
🚨 REPORT: Ed Martin rumored to be appointed Special Counsel to root out political corruption in D.C.

Would that include
@SenThomTillis
allegedly corrupt Real Estate deals?
Posted by: JackStraw

Heh. I floated that yesterday or the day before. Didn't think Trump would take me up on it.

I always said that the best thing Trump II could do is go after with hammer and tongs the entire edifice of DC establishment, NGOs, judges, Congress and the bureaucracy. Everyone pretty much hates them other than the big donors and recipients of federal largesse.

May it be so.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 05:41 PM (ctrM5)

146 117
sinecure

Posted by: Ciampino - the black it is darkerest at May 08, 2025 05:41 PM (sPQoU)

147 He might be a Cubs fan so he knows a lot about divine punishment.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:40 PM (8avO+)
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Lots of penance and suffering.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 05:42 PM (ZOv7s)

148 He might be a Cubs fan so he knows a lot about divine punishment.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:40 PM (8avO+)

Eternal damnation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2025 05:42 PM (8VFCM)

149 I trust God. All others pay cash.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Somewhere Jean Shepard is beaming.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 05:42 PM (ctrM5)

150 Sinecure

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 05:42 PM (YSv5G)

151
2024 shows that's a good way to waste money.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Paxton's good and he's smart but he's not as clever as Trump.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 05:43 PM (lCWOD)

152 I despise Lindsey Graham and will never vote for him, regardless of Trump's endorsement.

Primary.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 08, 2025 05:43 PM (w6EFb)

153 cynosure is something else, a center of attention.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2025 05:43 PM (gKWVE)

154 Reflexive hate isn't any more correct.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:41 PM (8avO+)

Perhaps not hate, but why not distrust and generalized misanthropy?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 05:43 PM (l3YAf)

155 146 117
sinecure
Posted by: Ciampino - the black it is darkerest at May 08, 2025 05:41 PM (sPQoU)

THANK YOU!

Driving me nuts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2025 05:43 PM (8VFCM)

156 He might be a Cubs fan so he knows a lot about divine punishment.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Worse, he could be a White Sox fan nowadays.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 05:43 PM (ctrM5)

157 HordeSourceing your questions is a privilege, not a sinecure.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 08, 2025 05:43 PM (0sNs1)

158 Good, smart, and clever. Pick two.

Posted by: The rules at May 08, 2025 05:44 PM (UbjG+)

159 can you cite any legal attacks on him that don't involve Karl Rove? This goes back to 2015 at least.
Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2025 05:35 PM (8uzBS)

His strong fight against the Left is why I will vote for him but the dude is unethical. You have to fight fire with fire sometimes. And to answer your question he did a plea deal to avoid his securities felony charges and possibility of prison. I don't know why Rove matters.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 05:44 PM (VofaG)

160 Remember how conservatives were endlessly lectured by Republicans about having to sacrifice our principles to come together and "beat" the Democrats. How we didn't want to touch any "third rails" and upset anyone too much. Remember that.

You don't think they were bullshitting all along because they didn't believe in the principles they swore they did, do you?

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 05:44 PM (E0p3T)

161 The way to put it, Ace, is "de facto Democrats."

Posted by: GWB at May 08, 2025 05:45 PM (uheo5)

162 Seem almost half of Hollywood male actors are homo.
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Dude, it would be a huge improvement if half of them were homo.

Posted by: Nick Searcy at May 08, 2025 05:45 PM (paSBy)

163 Nothing would presently give me greater pleasure than casting a vote for Any-Republican-But-Tillis in the primary.
And I can say, with complete confidence, that the whole Paco clan, in their overalled, snuff-dipping hundreds, will be joining me, as we descend upon his candidacy like a wolf upon the fold, shouting the ancient Paco motto, Carpe the bastard by the damned jugulum.

Posted by: Paco at May 08, 2025 05:45 PM (mADJX)

164 He might be a Cubs fan so he knows a lot about divine punishment.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:40 PM (8avO+)

Eternal damnation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 08, 2025 05:42 PM (8VFCM)

They won that series so there is always hope.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:45 PM (8avO+)

165 Don't take Sinecure if you're allergic to Sinecure.

Posted by: The Legal Department at May 08, 2025 05:45 PM (UbjG+)

166 Pope jokes

He should wear a black suit a pork pie hat and shades. He’s on a mission from god.

Communion will now be deep dish and Old Style.

Ditka is a shoe in for sainthood.

Chicago produced a pope before a 400 yard d passer.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 08, 2025 05:46 PM (b294k)

167 >> Driving me nuts.

Posted by: Just the punchline at May 08, 2025 05:46 PM (l3YAf)

168 Oddly, we may have a Catholic Pope again. Been a while...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Don't get your hopes too high. He's made statements opposing illegal immigrant deportation.
It may be just wanting to keep fellow communicants in country, or it may a symptom of progressive mind-rot.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 08, 2025 05:46 PM (+dUmU)

169 I hate that God damn mother fucker Tillis.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 08, 2025 05:47 PM (Vh9CX)

170 Worse, he could be a White Sox fan nowadays.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 05:43 PM (ctrM5)

Yeah when I lived there I always thought they should move. They could have collectively cured cancer and everyone in the city would be talking about why the Cubs were 5-15 in their last 20 games.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:47 PM (8avO+)

171 Oddly, we may have a Catholic Pope again. Been a while...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Don't get your hopes too high. He's made statements opposing illegal immigrant deportation.
It may be just wanting to keep fellow communicants in country, or it may a symptom of progressive mind-rot.
Posted by: buddhaha at May 08, 2025 05:46 PM (+dUmU)

From what I understand he's lived most of his life outside of the USA. Is that correct?

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 05:48 PM (VofaG)

172 I read he was a Sox fan. He knows suffering leads to enlightenment.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 08, 2025 05:48 PM (b294k)

173 ballistic: I don't understand why people are so high on Paxton other than "He's not John Cornyn" as if that's a high bar to clear. Dude has been a weasel his entire career.

It’s high bar enough to be a net positive for MAGA. Paxton was one of the few to effectively and proactively go after the Biden admin and Deep State in general. Cornyn didn’t do squat and he’s in about as safe a seat as is possible as well as being in GOP leadership. He remains a McCainiac and speed bump for populist platforms. If he is a leader, he hides it exceedingly well. By that metric alone, Paxton kicks his ass.

Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at May 08, 2025 05:48 PM (gLikB)

174 Back in summer of 2016, Nate Silver cracked wise that the Cubs would win the World Series and Trump would be elected President. He got lots yuks and high-fives from his liberal followers for such a witty joke.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 05:49 PM (l3YAf)

175 Don't get your hopes too high. He's made statements opposing illegal immigrant deportation.
It may be just wanting to keep fellow communicants in country, or it may a symptom of progressive mind-rot.
Posted by: buddhaha at May 08, 2025 05:46 PM (+dUmU)
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I'm aware that someone uses a twitter account in his name, but most of what is attributed to him is him retweeting a fellow bishop.

What I do know as that he was a missionary in Peru and spoke out strongly against the Western culture forcing homosexuality and gay marriage on people in defiance of the gospels. So we'll see.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 05:49 PM (ZOv7s)

176 Chicago produced a pope before a 400 yard d passer.
Posted by: Blutarski at May 08, 2025 05:46 PM (b294k)

Pray for another Walter Payton. a good passer in Chicago is against the laws of Physics. Jake Cutler and McMahon are as close as youre gonna get. D and run the ball.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:49 PM (8avO+)

177 For what it's worth, John Hinderacker at Powerline on the new Pope:

https://is.gd/9EWL7A

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2025 05:50 PM (PiwSw)

178 From what I understand he's lived most of his life outside of the USA. Is that correct?
Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 05:48 PM


Es correctomundo, señor. Peru, to be specific, and then Italy.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 08, 2025 05:50 PM (0sNs1)

179 ... and every high-profile dust-up--most recently Tillis' very public break with the White House over a controversial D.C. prosecutor nominee ...

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In The Swamp, "controversial" = non-corrupt, non-treasonous, non-compromised, and non-Deep State (BIRM quattro).

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2025 05:50 PM (ax8PA)

180 He might be a Cubs fan so he knows a lot about divine punishment.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:40 PM (8avO+)


So, is my devotion to the Detroit Tigers now considered apostasy?

Posted by: Paco at May 08, 2025 05:51 PM (mADJX)

181 From what I understand he's lived most of his life outside of the USA. Is that correct?
Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 05:48 PM (VofaG)
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Yes. He's not easily fit into any one category. Apparently loves the TLM, even celebrates it in pre-Vatican II vestments.

I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 05:51 PM (ZOv7s)

182 The new pope is Peruvian.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2025 05:51 PM (bF7Q5)

183 Chicago Pope will be a pizza style in a week. Deep dish with no sauce.

And you'll like it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 05:51 PM (Q4IgG)

184 deportation.
It may be just wanting to keep fellow communicants in country, or it may a symptom of progressive mind-rot.


That is a political issue, not a doctrinal matter. He is against ordination of female priests, that’s a position that counts. He never made any noises about changing the Lord’s Prayer, that’s important as well.
And he took as his name the successor to Pope Leo XiIII, who gave us the St. Michael prayer.

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 05:52 PM (dvoZ0)

185 From what I understand he's lived most of his life outside of the USA. Is that correct?
Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 05:48 PM (VofaG)

In South America so not too enmeshed in inside Vatican-ball. But apparently well thought about enough to get voted in smoothly.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:52 PM (8avO+)

186 I don't know why Rove matters.
Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 05:44 PM (VofaG)


Rove was the campaign manager for the Dallas guy Paxton beat to win the AG seat. All the shit starts there. I have a pretty big portfolio of the crap he's put up with and the millions spent to prosecute him. Does the name Johnny Sullivan ring a bell? He in on it too.

Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2025 05:52 PM (8uzBS)

187 Hey, Lindsey Graham doesn’t settle down for no one! I’m still sowing my wild oats into lots of women’s v*ginas. I’m a stud in my prime!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham, heterosexual at May 08, 2025 05:15 PM (l3YAf)
_______________

Same here!

Posted by: Cory Booker, Fierce Heterosexual at May 08, 2025 05:53 PM (YqDXo)

188 Chicago Pope will be a pizza style in a week. Deep dish with no sauce.

And you'll like it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 05:51 PM (Q4IgG)

Swiss cheese for the holey-ness

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:53 PM (8avO+)

189 Yeah when I lived there I always thought they should move. They could have collectively cured cancer and everyone in the city would be talking about why the Cubs were 5-15 in their last 20 games.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Southside has continued to deteriorate as well despite the new park.

Always did get a kick out of Bill Veeck and his promotions back in the day. Disco Demolition night was a hoot.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 05:54 PM (ctrM5)

190 And he took as his name the successor to Pope Leo XiIII, who gave us the St. Michael prayer.
Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 05:52 PM (dvoZ0)
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Forcefully spoke out against Communism as well.

I'm hoping he challenges the CCP.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 05:54 PM (ZOv7s)

191 I impatiently wait for McConnell’s demise.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 08, 2025 05:54 PM (a42Vf)

192 It’s kind of hard for the head of the catholic church to be a borders hawk. Deporting people is rough business.

And the church has often embraced a wishy-washy soft socialism welfare state, so I don’t expect any change there.

But I didn’t think Francis was all that bad. I just ignored the stuff that was bad policy, like immigration, climate change and the welfare state.

Francis’ worst mistake, in my eyes, was his antagonism towards the TLM and traditionalism. Hopefully Leo is more open to that.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 05:55 PM (l3YAf)

193 What I do know as that he was a missionary in Peru and spoke out strongly against the Western culture forcing homosexuality and gay marriage on people in defiance of the gospels. So we'll see.

In his first address he urged the laity to join him in being a missionary to teach the gospel of Our Lord.
This pontiff is pretty clear and direct in his rhetoric, he doesn’t deploy word salad gobbledygook like someone of recent memory…

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 05:55 PM (dvoZ0)

194 An easy win for Pope Leo would be to find a new see for Bishop Strickland, who has offered fervent prayer for him.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 05:55 PM (ZOv7s)

195 I'd vote for a dead possum before I'd vote for Tillis.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 08, 2025 05:56 PM (Hw6WF)

196 Do you know how many women have been pope?

Nun.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 08, 2025 05:56 PM (b294k)

197 That's the way I feel about Bondi love. I trusted Bush. I pushed for Bush and Bush fucked me.

Trust no one.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 05:40 PM (l3YAf)


Id rather be fucked by Bondi than Bush

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2025 05:56 PM (NtVYv)

198 52
Madame Lindsay keeps hanging on. He must deliver the pork to keep getting elected.
Posted by: Frank Barone



WILBURRRRRRR.

Posted by: Mr Ed at May 08, 2025 05:56 PM (W2Pud)

199 He is against ordination of female priests, that’s a position that counts. He never made any noises about changing the Lord’s Prayer, that’s important as well.
And he took as his name the successor to Pope Leo XiIII, who gave us the St. Michael prayer.
Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 05:52 PM (dvoZ0)

Yes, all very good signs.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 05:57 PM (l3YAf)

200 New question for those we should never under any circumstances bomb Iran. Still think it's off the table?

>>@HanifJazayeri
·
>>3h
🚨
@FoxNews
Exclusive revelation of a new nuclear weapons site in Iran

>>The secret site revealed today by the NCRI is code-named the Rainbow Site & produces Tritium — a radioactive isotope used to enhance nuclear weapons, with no peaceful or commercial applications

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 05:57 PM (viF8m)

201 Francis’ worst mistake, in my eyes, was his antagonism towards the TLM and traditionalism. Hopefully Leo is more open to that.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 05:55 PM (l3YAf)
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Francis was pure chaos. All about ambiguity and Jesuitical distinctions.

An Augustinian approach is much more appropriate.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 05:57 PM (ZOv7s)

202 Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2025 05:52 PM (8uzBS)

I'm sure there have been exaggerated or false claims against him but there are more than enough accurate and admitted ethical charges too.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 05:57 PM (VofaG)

203 191 I impatiently wait for McConnell’s demise.
Posted by: Dr. Claw
=========
Stan takes awhile to break his toys. He likes the slow burn approach as Mitch glitches, twitches, and becomes a shell of a human skin covering his demonic nature within.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 05:57 PM (ctrM5)

204
Id rather be fucked by Bondi than Bush
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
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That dildo would be hard to take.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 05:58 PM (lCWOD)

205 Hahaha, just seen on X

New Pope: 2 days to pick
Shadur Sanders: 3 days to pick

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 08, 2025 05:58 PM (koi/Z)

206 HordeSourceing your questions is a privilege, not a sinecure.

Please, it’s too late to call a nurse or PA in the EST. I don’t want to call for an ambulance unless it’s life or death.

I’m calling my sister in Tulsa: she can get a nurse on the line and call me back.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 05:58 PM (YSv5G)

207 And the church has often embraced a wishy-washy soft socialism welfare state, so I don’t expect any change there.

But I didn’t think Francis was all that bad. I just ignored the stuff that was bad policy, like immigration, climate change and the welfare state.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 05:55 PM (l3YAf)

Goes back to early days when the Papacy had to take up secular welfare for Rome and environs as the state power of Rome, then Ostrogoths, then Byzantium waned in the Lombard invasions.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:58 PM (8avO+)

208 172 I read he was a Sox fan. He knows suffering leads to enlightenment.
Posted by: Blutarski at May 08, 2025 05:48 PM (b294k)

Yeah... F that... if that was true I'd be so enlightened, I'd be floating..

It's like that stupid 'that which does not kill you makes you stronger' bullshit... no... if that was true, I'd be SuperMan by now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 05:58 PM (QAkQ3)

209 Rumor is that Trump is considering appointing Jennine Pirro to replace Martin at least temporarily. That would be fun

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 05:59 PM (vmkyp)

210 He is against ordination of female priests
-

Wow. That sounds almost promising.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 08, 2025 05:59 PM (koi/Z)

211 Id rather be fucked by Bondi than Bush
Posted by: Hatari
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I can see the dialogue in the afterglow--"Bondi, Pam Bondi"

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 05:59 PM (ctrM5)

212 209 Rumor is that Trump is considering appointing Jennine Pirro to replace Martin at least temporarily. That would be fun
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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See upthread, reported by abc news today.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 05:59 PM (ctrM5)

213 Btw


PNW folks

Yakima. Saturday. There will be crab.
Ping Mark in left sidebar if you need the password.

Posted by: Mr Ed at May 08, 2025 05:59 PM (W2Pud)

214 Does anyone know who Trump wants to nominate in lieu of Ed Martin?

I think Johnathan Turley would be a good choice, solid on the Constitution but non threatening to the RINO squishes

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 05:59 PM (dvoZ0)

215 Run, Lara, Run!


Damn straight, Skippy!

Posted by: mrp at May 08, 2025 06:00 PM (rj6Yv)

216 Well shit.

Off sock!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2025 06:00 PM (W2Pud)

217 >>The secret site revealed today by the NCRI is code-named the Rainbow Site & produces Tritium — a radioactive isotope used to enhance nuclear weapons, with no peaceful or commercial applications
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 05:57 PM (viF8m)

IS this the part where we call Maverick back to duty?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 06:00 PM (QAkQ3)

218 EDT not EST

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 06:01 PM (YSv5G)

219 216 Well shit.

Off sock!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2025 06:00 PM (W2Pud)

Was it a .... silk... stocking?

/waggles eyebrows

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 06:01 PM (QAkQ3)

220 214 Does anyone know who Trump wants to nominate in lieu of Ed Martin?

I think Johnathan Turley would be a good choice, solid on the Constitution but non threatening to the RINO squishes
Posted by: kallisto

ABC News is running that Trump is considering Judge Jeannine Pirro for the post. Dunno about truthiness and as I posted upthread, the whole thing could be a leak to burn a leaker rather than serious.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 06:01 PM (ctrM5)

221 The secret site revealed today by the NCRI is code-named the Rainbow Site & produces Tritium — a radioactive isotope used to enhance nuclear weapons, with no peaceful or commercial applications
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 05:57 PM (viF8m)

Enhance? Since its half the fuel for an H bomb, that's an interesting way to put it.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 06:02 PM (8avO+)

222 Communion will now be deep dish and Old Style.

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And to think, we could have had a Pope Pizzaballa!

https://is.gd/PhkZvW

Father Guido Sarducci and his Find The Pope In The Pizza Contest hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2025 06:02 PM (ax8PA)

223 Please, it’s too late to call a nurse or PA in the EST. I don’t want to call for an ambulance unless it’s life or death.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 05:58 PM


Slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: HordeSource (tm) at May 08, 2025 06:02 PM (PQclV)

224 Goes back to early days when the Papacy had to take up secular welfare for Rome and environs as the state power of Rome, then Ostrogoths, then Byzantium waned in the Lombard invasions.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:58 PM (8avO+)
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Capitalism destroyed the old village economy, forcing people into cities where they were just one more factor of production. Eventually, we found an equilibrium of prosperity, but at this late date when jobs are being outsourced and the unemployed left behind encouraged to do drugs and die, I'm reconsidering my former love for the "free" market.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 06:02 PM (ZOv7s)

225 Appoints Turley as temp. Both want it that way.
Turley's doing outstanding job.
"John, how do you feel about hanging on?"
_I'm having fun.
"Good, enjoy the ride."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 06:02 PM (lCWOD)

226 Rats in office joining the Deep State against Trump

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 06:03 PM (ypFCm)

227 @212 thx hadn't seen that, had wandered off . Pirro graduated Albany law about 7-8 yrs before me. It would be an interesting thing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 06:03 PM (vmkyp)

228 If you go over seas in an effort to deceive Americans, you can't return and your women will be given new better mates.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at May 08, 2025 06:03 PM (dksSP)

229 The secret site revealed today by the NCRI is code-named the Rainbow Site & produces Tritium — a radioactive isotope used to enhance nuclear weapons, with no peaceful or commercial applications
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 05:57 PM (viF8m)

Women are suited for scaring every boy out of sin for life with that big ruler and two thousand years of nun stories.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 06:04 PM (8avO+)

230 I know that made sense to you in your head but it didn't register at all on the sarcasm meter.
Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 05:25 PM (VofaG)

Go with that.

Posted by: Harlock at May 08, 2025 06:06 PM (55KD0)

231 His strong fight against the Left is why I will vote for him but the dude is unethical. You have to fight fire with fire sometimes. And to answer your question he did a plea deal to avoid his securities felony charges and possibility of prison. I don't know why Rove matters.
Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 05:44 PM (VofaG)

A note on that plea deal - he was charged with a felony that could have brought him 20 years in prison, was hounded in court about for nearly a decade, and in the end the Prosecutors decided the appropriate punishment for this Super Serious Crime was 100 hours of community service, and getting Paxton to say I'm sorry.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2025 06:06 PM (uWKK8)

232 Hard to get excited about winning when your side has so many losers you have to depend on.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 08, 2025 06:06 PM (wBaIH)

233 That dildo would be hard to take.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 05:58 PM (lCWOD)

It’s weird that GWB opted for a 14” black strapon, isn’t it?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 06:07 PM (l3YAf)

234 Francis’ worst mistake, in my eyes, was his antagonism towards the TLM and traditionalism. Hopefully Leo is more open to that.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 05:55 PM (l3YAf)


Worst mistake or not, it's the one that most infuriated me. When we lived in Richmond, VA, we were members of St. Joseph's church which only performed the traditional Latin mass. It still does, under the auspices of the Priestly Fraternity of St. Peter.

Btw, that's the church that initially sparked the FBI's interest in possible traditionalist ties to "domestic terrorism". What a slander that was.

Posted by: Paco at May 08, 2025 06:07 PM (mADJX)

235 Tritium decays into helium-3 which is considered the best fuel for hydrogen fusion rockets.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2025 06:09 PM (gKWVE)

236 Capitalism destroyed the old village economy, forcing people into cities where they were just one more factor of production. Eventually, we found an equilibrium of prosperity, but at this late date when jobs are being outsourced and the unemployed left behind encouraged to do drugs and die, I'm reconsidering my former love for the "free" market.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 06:02 PM (ZOv7s)

cities used to produce actual stuff... Detroit, Cars... LA, Planes and Movies... Pittsburgh, Steel...

Now, they are just large populations making money taking in each others laundry.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 06:09 PM (QAkQ3)

237 Eventually, we found an equilibrium of prosperity, but at this late date when jobs are being outsourced and the unemployed left behind encouraged to do drugs and die, I'm reconsidering my former love for the "free" market.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 06:02 PM (ZOv7s)

We had a good system of market capitalism going until the Empire overextended itself. Now we’re following a familiar downward spiral of a decadent culture, an obscene elite, and a hollowed-out economy.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 06:09 PM (l3YAf)

238 The Ice Monkeys are wound up about something.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2025 06:10 PM (bF7Q5)

239 I'm sure there have been exaggerated or false claims against him but there are more than enough accurate and admitted ethical charges too.

Another name you may know...Brian Wice.

Three attorneys out of Houston went to Colin County to start the shit show against Paxton. They got a grand to investigate him and told the county it would take about $30k to convict him. 3 years and $430k+ later they had not even nailed down charges. Colin County refused to pay them.

They tried to revive the case in Harris County (Houston) once the county flipped to dems. That was in 2017. Hurricane Harvey destroyed the county courts. That bought them more time.

The federal Western District of Texas' Johnny Sullivan (Bush/Rove) came in as a prosecutor. The Southern District also got involved. You ever hear of a conviction?

Every Rino and dem that tried has failed to take him out. That says more about them doesn't it?

Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2025 06:10 PM (8uzBS)

240 I'm reconsidering my former love for the "free" market.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 06:02 PM (ZOv7s)

we haven't had even quasi free for a long time. its been the 'sucker' economics. When half the nations or more super tariff it means they no longer believe in encouraging innovation, they just want 'advantage'. Like leeches on the system, too much and it dies.

Similar to "Democracy". Its clear that the EU, Germany, UK and France, Canada and Australia no longer believe that the people are sovereign and are taking steps to destroy that concept. And one of our parties agrees with them.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 06:11 PM (8avO+)

241
>>The secret site revealed today by the NCRI is code-named the Rainbow Site & produces Tritium — a radioactive isotope used to enhance nuclear weapons, with no peaceful or commercial applications
Posted by: JackStraw

So 'tritium' sights don't have real tritium?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2025 06:12 PM (/lPRQ)

242 Every Rino and dem that tried has failed to take him out. That says more about them doesn't it?
Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2025 06:10 PM (8uzBS)

"They love him for the enemies he has made"

I know little to nothing about Paxon, but I prefer him already.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 06:12 PM (8avO+)

243 sock off, before I forget

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 06:13 PM (YqDXo)

244 The other NC Senator who replaced Burr, Ted Budd is a great pro trump member.

Posted by: Jonah at May 08, 2025 06:13 PM (YCxFk)

245 H bombs glow in the dark?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2025 06:13 PM (bF7Q5)

246 We had a good system of market capitalism going until the Empire overextended itself. Now we’re following a familiar downward spiral of a decadent culture, an obscene elite, and a hollowed-out economy.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 06:09 PM (l3YAf)
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American capitalism was far less destructive than the European variety, and the harm in Europe was more apparent to the Church.

But the remorseless drive to seek ever greater profit is not an unalloyed good, despite 'conservative' assertions to the contrary.

The irony is that the old Catholic Democrat alignment that sought employment protections and a social safety net has been entirely destroyed. The Dems openly advocate for a foreign-born serf class managed by the laptop owners.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 06:13 PM (ZOv7s)

247 H bombs glow in the dark?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2025 06:13 PM (bF7Q5)
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For certain values of "glow" and "dark."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 08, 2025 06:14 PM (6YdsJ)

248 I despise Tillis, but hate Roy Cooper.

Posted by: Jonah at May 08, 2025 06:14 PM (YCxFk)

249 The secret site revealed today by the NCRI is code-named the Rainbow Site & produces Tritium — a radioactive isotope used to enhance nuclear weapons, with no peaceful or commercial applications
Posted by: JackStraw

So 'tritium' sights don't have real tritium?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2025 06:12 PM (/lPRQ)

Maybe for 30 years, the half life of Tritium is 12.3 years.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 06:14 PM (8avO+)

250 Cassidy has to go. In a deep red state

Posted by: Jonah at May 08, 2025 06:15 PM (YCxFk)

251 H bombs glow in the dark?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2025 06:13 PM (bF7Q5)
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For certain values of "glow" and "dark."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 08, 2025 06:14 PM (6YdsJ)

The uranium or plutonium needed to warm them up is also radioactive

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 06:15 PM (8avO+)

252 Nood. Quickies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 06:16 PM (ExV1e)

253 American capitalism was far less destructive than the European variety, and the harm in Europe was more apparent to the Church.

But the remorseless drive to seek ever greater profit is not an unalloyed good, despite 'conservative' assertions to the contrary.

The irony is that the old Catholic Democrat alignment that sought employment protections and a social safety net has been entirely destroyed. The Dems openly advocate for a foreign-born serf class managed by the laptop owners.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 08, 2025 06:13 PM (ZOv7s)

Agreed. They also want a permanent domestic “consumer” class, eating junk food paid for with EBT while their fatherless kids shoot each other over sneakers.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 06:18 PM (l3YAf)

254 Tritium — a radioactive isotope used to enhance nuclear weapons, with no peaceful or commercial applications
Posted by: JackStraw
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My P365 disputes that.

For the non gun nuts here, tritium is used in glow-in-the-dark sights, and other similar applications.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 08, 2025 06:22 PM (+dUmU)

255 196 Do you know how many women have been pope?

Nun.

Thus the rumored “hole-pierced” stool, and the chant of “testiculos habete” by each cardinal in turn.

I’m coming off hyperventilation and my panic. I’m still calling my sister in Tulsa but just inform her not a call for help. I know you don’t want to lose accreditation, bu now I’ve determined thr Father, Son, an Holy Ghost will see me through, now you can share that story about your Aunt Edna Mae, how she had the very same thing happen to her, and how she handled it, now that it no longer matters. This was how Didier Raoult was dethroned as Father of European Virology and lost his position as head of the Marseille Institute of Tropical Diseases. No one would speak up for him that had any medical accreditation. For shame!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 06:27 PM (YSv5G)

256 Forgive them for they know not what they do!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 06:30 PM (YSv5G)

257 Yeah, tritium watch hands in Rolexes not radium any more.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 06:34 PM (YSv5G)

258 Trump just appointed Judge Jeanine as interim

Posted by: kactus at May 08, 2025 06:48 PM (twS2i)

259 So 'tritium' sights don't have real tritium?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2025 06:12 PM (/lPRQ)

Maybe for 30 years, the half life of Tritium is 12.3 years.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Yep. I had a National Semiconductor watch about '78. The clock portion of it ran for more than 30 years, but the tritium "light" died to the point of uselessness in about 10 years. At the point that it stopped keeping time, you could still see the glow (but couldn't read the numbers) in a very dark room.

Posted by: buddhaha at May 08, 2025 06:52 PM (+dUmU)

Asked About His Steep Cognitive Decline on Propaganda Yenta Show The View, Biden Babbles Incoherently and Needs His Wifenurse to Step In

"Joe worked hard every single day," non-doctor Jill Biden said.

After the debate, you'll remember, she praised Biden as if he were a retarded child saying "You answered all the questions."

Video below.

I know you'll have trouble believing this, but The View offered easy questions, lobbing them underhand like fluffy marshmallows.

After proving themselves to be his greatest sycophants with their gushfest of an interview last September, former President Biden reciprocated by giving the liberal ladies of ABC's The View his first post-presidency interview. Of course, as Democratic propagandists, they swaddled him in love and softball questions, largely teeing up questions about controversies in easy-to-knock-down ways, and helping him rehabilitate his image.

Moderator Whoopi Goldberg opened up questions with a fast ball about how he was doing, which Biden used to hawk the book he was supposedly writing himself. Pretend independent Sara Haines followed up by ignoring the fact that Biden didn't drop out willingly but was forced out by Democratic Party insiders and donors, and commended him on his "selfless and very difficult decision" to drop out.

When asked why Vice President Kamala Harris lost despite Democratic optimism, Biden seeming suggested that America was sexist:


HAINES: Democrats were feeling optimistic about the vice president's chances of winning the presidency, but then election night came, and it was like 2016 all over again. So, why do you think the vice president lost and were you surprised?

BIDEN: I wasn't surprised, not because I didn't think the vice president was the most qualified person to be president. She is. She's qualified to be president of the United States of America but I was surprised -- I was surprised because they went the route of the sexist route the whole route.

As Biden's biggest fan on the set, Joy Behar had the gooiest things to say about him. Completely ignoring how both President Obama and Biden blamed their Republican predecessors for their own failings until they left office, Behar whined that Trump was blaming Biden after the first 100 days.

"As of late April, he had mentioned you and your family and your administration at least 580 times. That's -- we're talking shrink land now," Behar declared, suggesting there was something wrong with Trump's brain (something she refused to entertain with Biden). Of course, it was an easy softball for Biden:


BEHAR: Why is he so fixated on you and blaming you for everything?

BIDEN: I beat him.

In a follow up question sometime later, Behar admitted that Biden's handlers had requested she ask him a specific question about his use of an autopen to sign his family's pardons and admitted that she promised to do it:


BEHAR: I promised I would ask this question, because --

[Whoopi Goldberg gestures to the producers]

They want me to ask it. Not only is he obsessed with you and blaming you for everything, he's also obsessed with the fact that you used an autopen to sign the pardons, you issued right before you left office for members of your immediate family. Now, he's calling for investigations and claiming the pardons are void and vacant!

BIDEN: Oh, he's vacant.


Previously, The View cast cheered Biden's pardon for his son Hunter. They praised how Biden gave his son a "great gift, the gift of freedom."

As one of the fake conservatives on set, Alyssa Farah Griffin's question regarding the books detailing Biden's cognitive decline never drilled down on any of the specific examples. She simply asked: "What is your response to these allegations and are these sources wrong?"

"They are wrong. There's nothing to sustain that," Biden answered.

...

At the very end of the show, Goldberg wanted viewers to know "you're not in this alone, we're all in it together" against Trump. "We got them!" Behar proclaimed as she jumped up to hug Biden.

More at the link.


Byron York:

There is an inside story of Biden's decline and an outside story of Biden's decline. The inside story is the effort by the White House staff, plus its Democratic allies, plus its supporters in the press, to conceal Biden's problem. The outside story is the many public appearances -- moments of Biden appearing confused, lost or frozen -- during which millions of Americans could see for themselves that the president had a serious problem.

Another way to put it would be to say that the inside story was the effort to deny that the outside story existed.

That was the strangest thing about the whole situation. Biden's decline happened in public. People knew about it. Opinion polls revealed that large numbers of Americans believed Biden was not up to the job of president, or at least not up to a second term in the White House. If it was a secret, it was the world's best-known secret.

And yet those in the White House denied that there was a problem, and their allies outside the White House echoed those denials. And they went beyond simple denial. They also attacked those who said Biden had a problem. Remember "cheapfakes"? That was what Biden's defenders in the Democratic Party and the media called the clear video evidence of Biden's problem.

When Biden drifted away from a group of leaders at the Normandy anniversary in France; when he appeared lost and had to be guided by former President Barack Obama at a Hollywood fundraiser; and when he froze at a Juneteenth event at the White House, the administration accused Republicans of manipulating videos of each moment. And many in the press went along with it, as if the GOP were the problem and not the White House effort to fool the public.

One example. On June 17, 2024, a reporter asked then-White House spokeswoman Karine Jean-Pierre, "There seems to be a sort of rash of videos that have been edited to make the president appear especially frail or mentally confused. I'm wondering if the White House is especially worried about the fact that this appears to be a pattern that we're seeing more often?"

"Yeah," said Jean-Pierre. "And I think you all have called this the 'cheapfakes' video. And that's exactly what they are. They are cheapfakes video. They are done in bad faith. And some of your news organizations have been very clear, have stressed that the right-wing critics of the president have a credibility problem because the fact-checkers have repeatedly caught them pushing misinformation, disinformation."

In just a few words, Jean-Pierre managed to give a pat on the head to those news organizations that displayed little curiosity about Biden's condition but real energy in denouncing those who did.

And then, just 10 days after that exchange, Biden met Trump for the debate in Atlanta. It was no longer possible to hide the extent of Biden's senility. The inside story failed to suppress the outside story, and Biden was doomed as a candidate.

A Biden Dementia Highlight Reel:

You know, the, the, the thing!

Posted by: Ace at 03:59 PM




Comments

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1 When you typed “fluffy Marshmallow” you were picturing my dog, weren’t you, Ace?

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2025 04:01 PM (QzINz)

2 "I understood it perfectly! I wept. He's a genius."
-DU, 99.99999% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 04:02 PM (GBKbO)

3 He's vacant
Sick burn!

Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2025 04:02 PM (YwEeS)

4 Press push for the book deal/bribe they're angling for

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 04:02 PM (xcxpd)

5 Ah yes, the famous debate supergenius ace advised me to skip.

Everybody remembers that, you know.

Posted by: Donald J Trump, 3X POTUS at May 08, 2025 04:02 PM (uxQCS)

6 The view are like a retarded female version of Caeser Flickermann that even with the 4 of them don't have quite the brain power to match

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 04:03 PM (t0Rmr)

7 mr biden goes poo
can you?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2025 04:03 PM (CWTWj)

8 "Oh, he's vacant."

Wow. Real mic drop moment from the Presidency's greatest wordsmith.

I didn't watch the clips, but let me guess: the audience cheered that sick burn like it was going out of style, didn't they?

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 04:03 PM (EynyL)

9 Sounds like the perfect time to release the Hur interview tapes

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 04:03 PM (VE6XX)

10 It also needs to never be forgotten that Biden's own pollsters say that Biden was going to lose 400 electoral votes after that debate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 04:04 PM (GBKbO)

11 Wonder how much the Network PAID for this crap.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 04:04 PM (QAkQ3)

12 Let's go, Brandon!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 08, 2025 04:04 PM (Vyll1)

13 The same people who deny Joe's cognitive decline also believe the Russian collusion story.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 08, 2025 04:05 PM (tT6L1)

14 I don't know what that Herr guy has against me but he makes some mean potato chips
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2025 04:05 PM (YwEeS)

15 We don't hate the media enough.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 08, 2025 04:05 PM (hwLGC)

16
From the last thread: He sounds like he's hung over and he's trying to spit out a mouthful of nails. Literally keeps stopping to say "No joke!" He won't make it past one appearance on the public speaking circuit.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 04:05 PM (U7Gpi)

17 5 Ah yes, the famous debate supergenius ace advised me to skip.

Everybody remembers that, you know.
Posted by: Donald J Trump

We were all nervous, Trump does great things. Debating is not one of them.

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2025 04:05 PM (QzINz)

18 Trump is "vacant" because he questions the auto-pen.. WTF does that even mean ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 04:05 PM (VE6XX)

19 Ah yes, the famous debate supergenius ace advised me to skip.

Everybody remembers that, you know.

Posted by: Donald J Trump, 3X POTUS at May 08, 2025 04:02 PM (uxQCS)
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If Trump hadn't agreed to an early, pre-convention debate, then we might have had Biden exhibiting a similar breakdown in a debate held at the usual time, in which case it would have been too late for the Democrats to prevent a true landslide election, with Trump winning a large majority of the popular vote and having much larger coattails for Congressional and state races.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at May 08, 2025 04:05 PM (tiAlS)

20 Wonder how much money they got to appear.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 04:05 PM (ImXfC)

21
Alternate post title:

Isreal's Plot To Embarrass Joe Biden

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 04:05 PM (ZUOEn)

22 my baloney has a first name
it's b-i-d-e-n

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2025 04:05 PM (CWTWj)

23 They want me to ask it. Not only is he obsessed with you and blaming you for everything, he's also obsessed with the fact that you used an autopen to sign the pardons, you issued right before you left office for members of your immediate family. Now, he's calling for investigations and claiming the pardons are void and vacant!

BIDEN: Oh, he's vacant.


Dude. If he's vacant, you're antimatter.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 04:06 PM (s8j++)

24 I know you'll have trouble believing this, but The View offered easy questions, lobbing them underhand like fluffy marshmallows.

I shall not believe it. I simply shannot

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:06 PM (2VST1)

25 DoJ story today about fully releasing the Hur interview in full with Biden.

Ought to be amusing if you have a dark sense of humor.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:06 PM (ctrM5)

26 21
Alternate post title:

Isreal's Plot To Embarrass Joe Biden

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 04:05 PM (ZUOEn)

=======

Alternate, alternate title:

"Trump caves to Biden by not showing up to debate him on The View."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

27 We were all nervous, Trump does great things. Debating is not one of them.
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2025 04:05 PM (QzINz)


Yup.. I was on the "maybe he should skip" . I was afraid of the "moderators."

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 04:07 PM (VE6XX)

28 18 Trump is "vacant" because he questions the auto-pen.. WTF does that even mean ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 04:05 PM (VE6XX)

Forget it Donna, it’s Dementia-town.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 04:07 PM (ImXfC)

29 ABC News reporting that Jeanine Pirro could be the next interim DC US Attorney...they are calling it an exclusive...who knows if this is true, but just reporting the reporting...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 04:07 PM (tOcjL)

30 25 DoJ story today about fully releasing the Hur interview in full with Biden.

Ought to be amusing if you have a dark sense of humor.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:06 PM (ctrM5)

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The only way it'll matter to any degree at all is if the recording and the transcript don't match.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

31 Sounds like the perfect time to release the Hur interview tapes
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 04:03 PM (VE6XX)
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"No reasonable prosecutor would bring charges against an elderly and forgetful man."

Or something along those lines.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 08, 2025 04:07 PM (tT6L1)

32 At this stage, I don't hate Biden. It would be like hating a potato.

Pity, sure. Revulsion with his family who are enabling this, absolutely.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 04:07 PM (1Li/j)

33 The Presidential debate, much like the Congressional testimony of those three stupid broads masquerading as university presidents, show that sometimes apparently empty and pointless theater can really produce results.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 04:07 PM (YqDXo)

34 It's impossible to get worked up about this anymore. The damage is done, but Biden and the View are both utterly irrelevant. If they want to sit in a corner babbling about strawberries, I guess that's their choice.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 04:07 PM (s8j++)

35
From Politico yesterday,

"The Trump administration is making plans to release the audio of former President Joe Biden’s interview with Robert Hur, the special counsel who investigated Biden’s handling of classified documents and raised questions about his mental acuity, according to two Republicans briefed by top Trump officials."

https://tinyurl.com/bdmrtn97

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:08 PM (ctrM5)

36 Look, fat

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 08, 2025 04:08 PM (rT96s)

37 Derp, duhhhh

Posted by: Bruce at May 08, 2025 04:08 PM (6Ephd)

38 Alternate post title:

Isreal's Plot To Embarrass Joe Biden

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar
.......

All Hopped Up On Goofballs

Posted by: Hapu at May 08, 2025 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

39 In that first vid when Teh Bidet starts talking, Jill looks like a deer in highlights.

So I couldn’t watch the other vids because those broads are too cringe.

But it appears that Sunny Hostin scolded the old poopypants clown??

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 04:08 PM (3JHlp)

40 It wasn’t a decline. He just got more retarded. “Decline” implies he was intelligent at some point in his life. This is false.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 08, 2025 04:08 PM (e0S11)

41 Trump is "vacant" because he questions the auto-pen.. WTF does that even mean ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 04:05 PM (VE6XX)

Forget it Donna, it’s Dementia-town.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 04:07 PM (ImXfC)

I think he's trying to make it a diss, like "those pardons are vacant? Your face is vacant."

Utterly nonsensical of course.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 04:09 PM (1Li/j)

42 Gushfest and The View do not belong in any proximity to each other.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2025 04:09 PM (Aqu9a)

43 We were all nervous

Meh, I wasn't, although you're right he's not a terrific debatere. He did really well against Hillary but that was largely because he blew everyone's mind by telling the truth.

Hillary: "my opponent uses tax breaks to not pay as much as he should in taxes!"
Trump: "she's right, I pay as little taxes as I can legally get away with and so do all her donors"

Audience: *jaws on the floor*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:09 PM (2VST1)

44 Joy Behar and Joe Biden are the same age. Hard to imagine that, but it's true.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 08, 2025 04:09 PM (fYqyq)

45 Another old fool that needs to go away. He fucked the country up in less than four years while stealing as much cash for himself and his shit family. Go away and be happy you are not in jail.

Posted by: Case at May 08, 2025 04:10 PM (OrSPY)

46 Yeah I kinda don’t care anymore about Biden. He was a shit stain on the country but at this point, to quote another loser to Trump….what difference does it make?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 04:10 PM (ImXfC)

47
Speaking of cringe...

hahahahahaHAHAHAHlololLOLOLHAHAHA!

I present to you...

the new DEI fake "ironmangirl!"

https://is.gd/pC491s

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 04:10 PM (ZUOEn)

48 34 It's impossible to get worked up about this anymore. The damage is done, but Biden and the View are both utterly irrelevant. If they want to sit in a corner babbling about strawberries, I guess that's their choice.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 04:07 PM (s8j++)

What is sad is that no one will ever be held accountable for the greatest theft of Presidential power in US History.

He had no idea what was going on... what the auto pen was signing with his name.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 04:10 PM (QAkQ3)

49 two things i remember from that debate:

1 - biden early on saying loudly "we created fifteen thousand jobs"

2 - towards the end of the debate, is rambling about medicare or something, a moderator asks trump if he'd like to respond, trump says "i don't know what he says.. i don't think e knew what he said"

and of course dr jill afterwards almost snarling "you answered all the questions!"

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2025 04:10 PM (CWTWj)

50 I still hate Joe Biden, he was and is a nasty piece of work and credibly accused rapist...

Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2025 04:10 PM (YwEeS)

51 Questioning President Biden's competence risks starting World War III!

Posted by: C. Tarlson at May 08, 2025 04:10 PM (sZRNL)

52 I didn't watch the clips, but let me guess: the audience cheered that sick burn like it was going out of style, didn't they?

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 04:03 PM (EynyL)
_____________

The show and its audience are gravely endangering the 19th Amendment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 04:10 PM (YqDXo)

53 sometimes apparently empty and pointless theater can really produce results

Agreed. I've been told innumerable times here that there's no point in having grandstanding pols like Jordan, Cruz, and Hawley reaming Dems in public. Sometimes that's true, but sometimes they hit the trifecta. The university presidents are a perfect example. It was a small thing that led to huge changes. You never know when that's going to happen.

IOW, you never score on the shots you don't take.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 04:11 PM (s8j++)

54 Every time I start to feel sorry for Joe Biden, I remember that he's a crooked child molesting lying scumbag filled with hate.

This is the man who openly said outrageously racist stuff against Barack Obama and groped a little girl's nipples on live television in front of her dad. He's got a special place lined up in hell unless he repents soon.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:11 PM (2VST1)

55 "...former President Biden reciprocated by giving the liberal ladies of ABC's The View his first post-presidency interview."

How much of a "get" is that really?

Hey, look Everyone! We have a vat of Ebola! Who wants the first sip?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 08, 2025 04:11 PM (gLikB)

56 Go away, Bidens. Just go away.

Posted by: Most people at May 08, 2025 04:11 PM (UbjG+)

57
235K views, 1.8K Likes...

30K Dislikes


hahahaHAHAHA

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 04:11 PM (ZUOEn)

58 The View is a CIA op

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 04:11 PM (MNQG6)

59 I think he said something like we need to end Medicare.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 04:11 PM (ImXfC)

60 Another old fool that needs to go away. He fucked the country up in less than four years while stealing as much cash for himself and his shit family. Go away and be happy you are not in jail.
Posted by: Case at May 08, 2025 04:10 PM (OrSPY)

I disagree somewhat. Keep trotting him out and use him to define the Democratic Party?

Yeah, using him for our own purposes, but hey his family opened the door to doing just that so it's fair game.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 04:11 PM (1Li/j)

61 And so my dream that Joe Biden will stroke out and die drowning in his own bodily fluids on TV lives on.

There is a god regardless of what the new Pope thinks.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 08, 2025 04:11 PM (wBaIH)

62 The only way it'll matter to any degree at all is if the recording and the transcript don't match.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Embarrassment factor--Video w/audio worst, audio only second, and transcript at the bottom.

People don't read much anymore and demented criminal dialect is not well represented in transcripts that much anymore. Writing in dialect is always an issue for fiction writers.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:11 PM (ctrM5)

63 Jill Biden is awful.

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2025 04:12 PM (QzINz)

64
I didn't watch the clips, but let me guess: the audience cheered that sick burn like it was going out of style, didn't they?
Posted by: Dr. T

==============

It's painfully unwatchable. And yes, they cheer, but something tells me deep down they're cheering out of a sense of obligation and know damn well he's put together with tape and string.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 04:12 PM (U7Gpi)

65 Opportunistic, Dumb, and Delusional is no way to go through life.

I think we should have a contest. Write down the first sentence of Joe Biden's memoire. Here's mine:

"Every morning is tougher than the previous; I see those shoe laces, and it's hard not to panic."

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 04:12 PM (dIske)

66 I would pay money to see someone ask Joe how many millions are in a trillion.

Posted by: Thatch at May 08, 2025 04:12 PM (bbi0+)

67 He called us garbage.

Posted by: Trump voters everywhere at May 08, 2025 04:12 PM (UbjG+)

68 biden reminds me of something fred allen said about jack benny: he was born ignorant and has been losing ground ever since

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2025 04:13 PM (CWTWj)

69 Think how lucky we were no September 11 sort of event occurred while Biden was busy eating all the ice cream he could find, in those few hours of the day he was awake and showed up at the office.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 04:13 PM (ROjGH)

70 the new DEI fake "ironmangirl!"

https://is.gd/pC491s
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 04:10 PM (ZUOEn)

Hmmm.... is she also a Lesbian? kinda looks that way... or is she gonna date the new Captain African America...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 04:13 PM (QAkQ3)

71 If we only had FJB as president today, we could properly observe the 80th anniversary of VE Day, rather than having Literal Hitler.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 08, 2025 04:13 PM (Vyll1)

72 17 5 Ah yes, the famous debate supergenius ace advised me to skip.

Everybody remembers that, you know.
Posted by: Donald J Trump

We were all nervous, Trump does great things. Debating is not one of them.
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2025 04:05 PM (QzINz)

Back when W was president, whenever I heard him speak I'd wonder to myself when was he going to slip up or do something dumb. He wasn't a dummy by any stretch, but extemporaneous speaking wasn't necessarily his strong suit. I never - never ever - had that feeling with Trump. He's no Christopher Hitchens, but he debates just fine for me.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 08, 2025 04:14 PM (fYqyq)

73 re 65: he uses velcro. i dare you to ponder where dr jill uses velcro

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2025 04:14 PM (CWTWj)

74 What do you think *biden's days are like as a demented, shit stain on humanity? I figure there's daily outbursts on incoherent babble. Lots of naps. And lots of soft-serve ice cream. But nothing of any significance. Bet Hunter doesn't even hang out with 'dad' anymore.

* Is Hunter back in the states or still hiding out in S.A.?

And the whole autopen debacle needs investigating. It may only serve the purpose of inflicting political discomfort on the left, but I'm down with that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 04:14 PM (Q4IgG)

75 62 The only way it'll matter to any degree at all is if the recording and the transcript don't match.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Embarrassment factor--Video w/audio worst, audio only second, and transcript at the bottom.

People don't read much anymore and demented criminal dialect is not well represented in transcripts that much anymore. Writing in dialect is always an issue for fiction writers.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:11 PM (ctrM5)

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He's out of power, never coming back, and the party as a whole has moved on. They adopted, "Poor Old Joe just declined" since summer of last year.

There's no more embarrassment to be had, especially not for the party or for the press. The press, in particular, has already embraced, "Stupid and easily misled," and nothing's going to make that worse.

No, the only way the Hur recording has an impact is if it's revealed that the IG tweaked the transcript to make Biden sound better than he actually is. And it'll be a small pebble in the ocean of news, quickly forgotten except by those who were watching the pebble go down into the water.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

76 So I applied for a job and 90 seconds later got a rejection email. AI must have hated my resume. Sheesh.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 04:14 PM (ImXfC)

77 the new DEI fake "ironmangirl!"

Yeah Iron Heart. They've had this series done for like 3 years and have been sitting on it because the character is about as popular as the clap.

Here's her origin story: she was a clever girl in school who told her teacher that she wanted to be a scientist. The teacher told her "you can be whatever you want to be honey!"

And that ... made her angry. She scorned the teacher for... not oppressing her or something. So she stole materials from MIT and built an Iron Man suit, because she's smarter than Tony Stark and better and purer.

And her comic books bombed. Nobody likes this character. She literally replaced Iron Man in his own comic, with Tony Stark as her AI because he was dead. And it sold worse than liver flavored popsicles.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:14 PM (2VST1)

78 "Selfless Decision to Stand Down"

Poor Biden, he isn't getting credit for that brilliant move of forcing the Dems to run Kamala to disaster.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:15 PM (8avO+)

79 There is a god regardless of what the new Pope thinks.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 08, 2025 04:11 PM (wBaIH)

I think the new Pope believes that there is a God as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 04:15 PM (42Vb+)

80 fluffy marshmallows.

Used to date her.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 04:15 PM (iULbp)

81 Kaboom! kids get Joe Biden.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025 04:15 PM (0HaGk)

82
I can't believe Marvel is pulling this shit AGAIN -- little teen black is a mechanical/technical genius shit.

She's using a blowtorch, you guys!
She's swing a hammer, you guys!

And, voila, you guys, she built an Ironman suit, you guys!!

The movie is 90% AI, 5% CGI, and 5% DEI black girl posing in front of greenscreen.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 04:15 PM (ZUOEn)

83 "Vacant? No, many of my hotels are fully booked."

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 04:15 PM (MNQG6)

84 From the last thread:

Operations like that should take 20 days not 20 years like Afghanistan.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:59 PM (ImXfC)

We should have nuked Riyadh and Mecca after 9/11. Most of the hijackers came from Saudi Arabia and Saudi intelligence was entangled with the hijackers.

And, of course, evicted all Muslims and Arabs from the US. Letting Arabs into our country to fly planes when they were basically terrorists straight out of central casting was dumb.

Instead we went around building schools (madrassas) for girls and keeping Afghanistan’s poppy crop safe. Idiocy.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 04:15 PM (l3YAf)

85 I love the fact that Joe Biden lied, swindled, stole and ass fucked his was to the White House only to end up shitting the bed and goes down as one of the worst if not the worst President ever. Wasted his whole life only to end up in the shitter where he belongs.

Fuck Joe Biden and his whore wifey.

Posted by: Die Joe Die! at May 08, 2025 04:15 PM (imQ+3)

86 63 Jill Biden is awful.
Posted by: Piper
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We have reached the era of all masks being ripped off. Trump seems to be looking better and better and all the sad clowns of our government officials and their putrid families for the last 30 years keep looking worse and worse.

Rectification is a stone cold bitch of a time.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:15 PM (ctrM5)

87 82
I can't believe Marvel is pulling this shit AGAIN -- little teen black is a mechanical/technical genius shit.

She's using a blowtorch, you guys!
She's swing a hammer, you guys!

And, voila, you guys, she built an Ironman suit, you guys!!

The movie is 90% AI, 5% CGI, and 5% DEI black girl posing in front of greenscreen.
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 04:15 PM (ZUOEn)

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They filmed that show like 4 years ago and it's been on the shelf ever since.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

88 Iron Heart's suit of armor is based on a Japanese suit that was... no joke... in a porno in Japan. It looks dumb as hell, they try to work some kind of heart motif in and it looks idiotic.

She was in Black Panther 2: Pantherless Boogaloo, and audiences thought she sucked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:16 PM (2VST1)

89 61 And so my dream that Joe Biden will stroke out and die drowning in his own bodily fluids on TV lives on.

There is a god regardless of what the new Pope thinks.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 08, 2025 04:11 PM (wBaIH)

Yes, Vice President Vance? Air Force 2 is all fueled up for your trip to go see the Bidens...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 04:16 PM (QAkQ3)

90 So I applied for a job and 90 seconds later got a rejection email. AI must have hated my resume. Sheesh.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 04:14 PM (ImXfC)

You should bribe the AI buy offering more RAM and disk storage next time.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:16 PM (8avO+)

91 Transcript

Mr President, what do you say to those critics who say you had lost a step?

Think about where we were.
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INSurREctioN! *bug eyes* Worse since Civil War!
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PanDEMIC! A million people died!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 04:16 PM (Dv3i1)

92 I would pay money to see someone ask Joe how many millions are in a trillion.

Posted by: Thatch at May 08, 2025 04:12 PM (bbi0+)
________________

I wanted someone to ask Barky how many zeroes there are in one trillion.

I'd bet my life he doesn't know. Actually, few people do know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 04:16 PM (YqDXo)

93 Joe Biden biked here!

Posted by: Biden Falls, Delaware at May 08, 2025 04:17 PM (UbjG+)

94 The movie is 90% AI, 5% CGI, and 5% DEI black girl posing in front of greenscreen.

She's not even really attractive. Its such an odd choice for a female lead. I get that Hollywood (especially in 2021) was terrified of the "male gaze" and all but dang.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:17 PM (2VST1)

95 CCP agents reportedly impersonate students at the university to gain trust from students and staff and steal information as part of a “nontraditional collection effort,” while others are already connected with Chinese nationals studying in the U.S., according to The Stanford Review. The report states that several Chinese students studying at Stanford are currently acting as spies for the CCP.

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2025 04:17 PM (6+ZES)

96 "BIDEN: I wasn't surprised, not because I didn't think the vice president was the most qualified person to be president. She was..."

Good read of the nation there. Exhibit A and B of the worst tandem to have ever run for the Presidency. I hope Biden reappears every sixth months to remind the world of this.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 08, 2025 04:17 PM (gLikB)

97 76 So I applied for a job and 90 seconds later got a rejection email. AI must have hated my resume. Sheesh.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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There are services out there to help people write resumes for AI screening nowadays. AI looks for certain keywords and can be spoofed.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:17 PM (ctrM5)

98
30

The only way it'll matter to any degree at all is if the recording and the transcript don't match.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

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Reportedly, they don't agree in that the senile rambling blunders have been edited out of the transcript.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 08, 2025 04:17 PM (ES1Rb)

99 IOW, you never score on the shots you don't take.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 04:11 PM (s8j++)

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Exactly.

Posted by: Donald J Trump, 3X POTUS at May 08, 2025 04:18 PM (uxQCS)

100 Biden's decision was truly "selfless" because he didn't make it.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 04:18 PM (MNQG6)

101 98
Reportedly, they don't agree in that the senile rambling blunders have been edited out of the transcript.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 08, 2025 04:17 PM (ES1Rb)

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If it does end up the case, then I think the DOJ should bring criminal charges against the IG office who managed that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

102 I can't believe Marvel is pulling this shit AGAIN -- little teen black is a mechanical/technical genius shit.
________________

So ... a typical black teenaged girl.

Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 04:18 PM (YqDXo)

103
So I applied for a job and 90 seconds later got a rejection email. AI must have hated my resume. Sheesh.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

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(shaking my head)

I suspect that some jobs hit X number of submissions and then start auto-rejecting. I constantly get job notifications from LinkedIn that say "100+ people have applied for this job" -- and that could be 300+ or 500+, who knows? It can be discouraging, but I bet there's a good chance it's not you, it's an algorithm.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 04:18 PM (U7Gpi)

104 The Left have so much projection that Musk could use it to get to Mars in a week.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 04:18 PM (VofaG)

105 Back when W was president, whenever I heard him speak I'd wonder to myself when was he going to slip up or do something dumb. He wasn't a dummy by any stretch, but extemporaneous speaking wasn't necessarily his strong suit. I never - never ever - had that feeling with Trump. He's no Christopher Hitchens, but he debates just fine for me.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 08, 2025 04:14 PM (fYqyq)

Trump makes me nervous in the same way that a drunk relative around one of my friends makes me nervous.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2025 04:18 PM (KbCG3)

106 "Those people didn't see how hard Joe worked every single day."

Hard is a relative term, DOCTOR Jill. And you oughta know.

A lot of people work hard, for long hours every day, yet neither accomplish, nor comprehend, nor learn much of anything.

Can you imagine how much the Left would laugh if Melania or one of Trump's cabinet members defended Trump's ability to observe, think, plan, and command by saying, "He works hard every day!"?

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 04:18 PM (aBgBM)

107 I'm surprised that The View "ladies" didn't offer to shower with him.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2025 04:18 PM (lXCUP)

108 95 CCP agents reportedly impersonate students at the university to gain trust from students and staff and steal information as part of a “nontraditional collection effort,” while others are already connected with Chinese nationals studying in the U.S., according to The Stanford Review. The report states that several Chinese students studying at Stanford are currently acting as spies for the CCP.
Posted by: SMOD
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And I saw that something like 100k plus Chinese 'students' are here in the US for education. KGB never had it so good.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:18 PM (ctrM5)

109 liver flavored popsicles.

Deep fried liver on a stick with corn dog batter... hmmm... wit onions...

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 04:18 PM (iULbp)

110 They filmed that show like 4 years ago and it's been on the shelf ever since.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 04:16 PM (GBKbO)
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They've probably deferred some tax advantage as long as they can and now have to show it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 08, 2025 04:18 PM (tT6L1)

111 Back when W was president, whenever I heard him speak I'd wonder to myself when was he going to slip up or do something dumb. He wasn't a dummy by any stretch, but extemporaneous speaking wasn't necessarily his strong suit. I never - never ever - had that feeling with Trump. He's no Christopher Hitchens, but he debates just fine for me.

It depends on the goal, and to whom he's trying to appeal. I find his "debate" style irritating and obnoxious, because I'm interested in the real issues, and his rambling doesn't address them. But if you're trying to appeal to the average LIV, what he does, which is theater, not debating, then fine. There are a lot more of them than me, so it's probably a sound strategy.

Am I a snob? I guess if debating in a way that actually addresses the issue rather than the audience's emotions, then I'm a snob.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 04:18 PM (s8j++)

112 It's slobberin' time!

Posted by: The Thing at May 08, 2025 04:19 PM (63Dwl)

113 107 I'm surprised that The View "ladies" didn't offer to shower with him.
Posted by: NR Pax
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To be fair, Biden would want to shower with their daughters and granddaughters. The View panelists are too old for his tastes.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:19 PM (ctrM5)

114 The reason I like Trump at a debate is because I don't need a translator to convert politicobabble to English with him.

Plain talk gets you pretty far.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 04:19 PM (hIiiz)

115 Let's face it, the more he goes on TV the better the chance we have of watching his third aneurysm.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

116 I'm surprised that The View "ladies" didn't offer to shower with him.

"those grannies? I'd sooner shower with Jill!"
--Joey "fingers" Biden

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:19 PM (2VST1)

117 The whole thing is just stomach churning. Joe Biden is the Jeff Dunham dummy Walter without the wit, charisma or intelligence. And they're still trying to prop up this senile, decrepit, degenerate old bastard. Fuck these people. And Jill is such a disgusting parasite.

Posted by: Pardon me while I go puke at May 08, 2025 04:19 PM (TbWk/)

118 That way he breaks off a sentence, followed by "Anyway --", seems a diagnostic indicator that something is wrong with his mental faculties. He's been doing it for years.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 04:20 PM (omVj0)

119 re 70: female ironman: i'm surprised comments weren't closed.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2025 04:20 PM (CWTWj)

120 He's no Christopher Hitchens, but he debates just fine for me.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 08, 2025 04:14 PM (fYqyq)

He can ramble. He can take a very long way around the block before getting to the point. He can have moments of hysterical genius, too. It’s just like his tweets, sometimes I wish he just wouldn’t. But he is who he is and the good far outweighs this type of thing.

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2025 04:20 PM (pZEOD)

121 To be fair, Biden would want to shower with their daughters and granddaughters. The View panelists are too old for his tastes.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:19 PM (ctrM5)
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Yer saying Joe has standards, then.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 08, 2025 04:20 PM (tT6L1)

122 She simply asked: "What is your response to these allegations and are these sources wrong?"

"They are wrong. There's nothing to sustain that," Biden answered.


Welp, I'm convinced. The stoutest defense possible. I now regret my vote for Trump/Vance.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 08, 2025 04:20 PM (gLikB)

123 I don't know if this has been brought up yet, but Jasmine Crockett's family has been committing Social Security fraud for 21 years:

https://instapundit.com/718864/

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2025 04:20 PM (PiwSw)

124 Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:17 PM (ctrM5)

Heard a story about a guy who put invisible white on white text on his resume that basically instructed AI that he was the best most qualified candidate and got a bunch of interviews out of it.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 04:21 PM (MNQG6)

125 After the debate, you'll remember, she praised Biden as if he were a retarded child saying "You answered all the questions."


That was the high point of the campaign. It still makes me smile.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 08, 2025 04:21 PM (0Htd1)

126 Think how lucky we were no September 11 sort of event occurred while Biden was busy eating all the ice cream he could find, in those few hours of the day he was awake and showed up at the office.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 04:13 PM (ROjGH)

Ukraine War
Hamas Israeli War
Houthi War
Syria collapse
Expulsion of France out of West Africa

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:21 PM (8avO+)

127 She's not even really attractive. Its such an odd choice for a female lead. I get that Hollywood (especially in 2021) was terrified of the "male gaze" and all but dang.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:17 PM (2VST1)

Yeah... but... Carrie Fischer? Karen Allen? Neither of them are what I would consider Hot... I've dated better looking women...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 04:21 PM (QAkQ3)

128 There are services out there to help people write resumes for AI screening nowadays. AI looks for certain keywords and can be spoofed.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:17 PM (ctrM5)

I’m not seriously applying. More like seeing what’s out there. But yeah if I ever do get serious I’ll definitely have to AI proof the resume.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 04:21 PM (ImXfC)

129 123 I don't know if this has been brought up yet, but Jasmine Crockett's family has been committing Social Security fraud for 21 years:

https://instapundit.com/718864/
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2025 04:20 PM (PiwSw)

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Well, I misread that. I thought it was 2024.

Nope. 2004.

Bets on grandma being the only dead member still getting SS checks in that family?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 04:21 PM (GBKbO)

130 To be fair, Biden would want to shower with their daughters and granddaughters. The View panelists are too old for his tastes.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:19 PM (ctrM5)
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Yer saying Joe has standards, then.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 08, 2025 04:20 PM (tT6L1)

No wrinkles!

Posted by: Scrap Iron Joe at May 08, 2025 04:22 PM (Aqu9a)

131 There are services out there to help people write resumes for AI screening nowadays. AI looks for certain keywords and can be spoofed.

You should always put certain words in any job application. I find that "wang", "cooter", "fartclam", and "squeakhole" almost always get me an interview.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 04:22 PM (s8j++)

132 It's slobberin' time!
Posted by: The Thing at May 08, 2025 04:19 PM (63Dwl)

Hahahaha! Now that's funny!

Posted by: Fuck Joe Biden at May 08, 2025 04:22 PM (imQ+3)

133 More Americans died from Covid under Biden when he had a whole array of vaccines to push on people. That's a fact, Jack! The only jobs he added were the people going back to work who were forced home under Fauci and Brix and the governors.

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at May 08, 2025 04:22 PM (LKMDZ)

134 re 108: by 'several' you mean 'most', right?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2025 04:22 PM (CWTWj)

135 Sundowner said he was ready to hit the public
I am surprised they let him out

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 04:22 PM (ypFCm)

136 I don't know if this has been brought up yet, but Jasmine Crockett's family has been committing Social Security fraud for 21 years:

https://instapundit.com/718864/
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2025 04:20 PM (PiwSw)

So was Senator Carol Mosely Braun of Illinois when she was around.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:22 PM (8avO+)

137 Wolfus Aurelius: "That way he breaks off a sentence, followed by 'Anyway --', seems a diagnostic indicator that something is wrong with his mental faculties. He's been doing it for years."

It is a unique stutter.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 08, 2025 04:23 PM (gLikB)

138 114 The reason I like Trump at a debate is because I don't need a translator to convert politicobabble to English with him.

Plain talk gets you pretty far.
Posted by: WitchDoktor

Writers and pundits tend to overestimate the effect of words and delivery versus dialectic delivery of raw truths.

Flowery words do not make swallowing horseshit any better. And a stumbling, bumbling delivery can be absolutely devastating.

Hansard's record of debate regarding the failure of the Norway campaign in 1940 indicate this. Roger Keyes, an old tired WWI hero, got up and spoke against Chamberlain and his government and despite his halting and idiosyncratic delivery, killed it in his speech.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:23 PM (ctrM5)

139 127 Yeah... but... Carrie Fischer? Karen Allen? Neither of them are what I would consider Hot... I've dated better looking women...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 04:21 PM (QAkQ3)

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Retort on Carrie Fisher:

https://is.gd/bFDnTe

She had a window. And it was a good window.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 04:23 PM (GBKbO)

140
re: Ironheart

All you bookworms who read: Doesn't Grrge Mrrtin's stupid books include an "Ironheart" character who is supposed to be Ned Stark's horrible wife as a reincarnated evil spirit?

But the Idiot fags, Dan & Dave didn't bother shoe-horning this fan-favorite character into the series because they were too busy fucking it up with Danerys?

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 04:23 PM (ZUOEn)

141 BIDEN: I wasn't surprised, not because I didn't think the vice president was the most qualified person to be president. She is. She's qualified to be president of the United States of America but I was surprised -- I was surprised because they went the route of the sexist route the whole route.

You know the Sexist Route! It runs perpendicular to Misogyny Lane which is near Racist Road.

Posted by: Cheri at May 08, 2025 04:23 PM (oiNtH)

142 I would pay money to see someone ask Joe how many millions are in a trillion.
Posted by: Thatch at May 08, 2025 04:12 PM (bbi0+)

Long trillion or short trillion?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 04:23 PM (l3YAf)

143 Yeah... but... Carrie Fischer? Karen Allen? Neither of them are what I would consider Hot... I've dated better looking women...

Carrie at least was able to get by on attitude, she was fun and relatable. But yeah there's been a lot of questionable leading ladies in Hollywood like Renee Russo and Susan Sarandon

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:23 PM (2VST1)

144 "the Party told you to reject what your ears and eyes told you"
The Dems use 1984 as a how to book and their followers are too ignorant to understand and follow like sheep

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 04:24 PM (vmkyp)

145 Yer saying Joe has standards, then.
Posted by: blake
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Yes, he likes to sniff and pinch them young. Lizard brain and all that.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:24 PM (ctrM5)

146 Metric trillionne.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025 04:24 PM (0HaGk)

147 A trillion is is is you know the thing with the millions and the the billions you know the thing. Come on man.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 04:24 PM (ImXfC)

148 ace that story might need independent confirmation. comments indicate it's fake, but then again....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2025 04:25 PM (PiwSw)

149 Crap! Had desperately needed yard work on tap for today. Problem: Hellish hail storm on now. We sure are having fun in these parts...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2025 04:25 PM (XeU6L)

150 Will somebody finally pin him down and ask him about Parkinson's? Facial hypomimia (masked facies), mouth agape, festinating hypophonic speech (it is NOT stuttering), decreased blink rate, small handwriting, shuffled gait, bent/flexed leg and hip postures, falls, taking more than a few steps to turn, slow motion, variable response to meds during the day, etc... don't have to have tremor (30% of PD patients never get tremor). Get a DAT scan (Dopamine Activator Transport Scan to look at dopamine levels in caudate and putamen. 1/3 get dementia. Many hallucinate.

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at May 08, 2025 04:25 PM (LKMDZ)

151 The murderer of Daniel Pearl killed, thank you India.

What a shame on George Bush, what a shame on all of our agencies who were involved and did NOTHING. What a shame on us for allowing them to get away with doing NOTHING.

India, thank you. And thank you for showing the world how to respect terrorists.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 04:25 PM (lCWOD)

152 Mark Halperin said on his pod that word is that the Biden Crime Family is broke. So he is out trying to convince someone to pay him the big bucks to come make a speech.

Those grandkids have...had a real lux lifestyle up till now and Hunter can't "earn" any more.

Posted by: PJ at May 08, 2025 04:25 PM (RRCAT)

153 You have to take into account the "scrutiny factor" when Trump is involved. He's not a gifted orator. But, he had to contend with "fact checkers" that were patently dishonest and petty (still does). Never before have I seen "fact checkers" get fact checked and have their posteriors handed to them. That suggested purposeful deceit. And, it continues in an ongoing fashion.

GWB wasn't a gifted orator either, but he didn't receive the same scrutiny. Not even close.

In fact, it's gotten so bad that it's become a standard practice for the White House to expect and prepare for it...Which is why guys like Stephen Miller and the WH press secretary always seem to be dunking on their opposition.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 04:26 PM (dIske)

154 She's swing a hampster, you guys!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 04:26 PM (iULbp)

155
Long trillion or short trillion?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA
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Right...metric millions or Empirical?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2025 04:26 PM (XeU6L)

156
livestream!

First Lady Melania Trump participates in the unveiling of the QUAKER OATS GUY postage stamp!!

https://is.gd/oJzC9N

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 04:26 PM (ZUOEn)

157 Just hold on there India. Did the terrorist get due process?
- Hawaiian Judges all across America

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 04:26 PM (ImXfC)

158 But if you're trying to appeal to the average LIV, what he does, which is theater, not debating, then fine. There are a lot more of them than me, so it's probably a sound strategy.

Am I a snob? I guess if debating in a way that actually addresses the issue rather than the audience's emotions, then I'm a snob.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 04:18 PM (s8j++)

Debate IS theatre. Cicero once dropped his tunic out and finished in a debate in just a toga to humilate an opponent. The dude affected that style to look traditional.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:26 PM (8avO+)

159 Oh sorry, just saw that you wrote about the Halperin report.

Posted by: PJ at May 08, 2025 04:26 PM (RRCAT)

160 106 "Those people didn't see how hard Joe worked every single day."

You should've seen him work that Fisher-Price My First Cash Register.

Posted by: You counted all the red plastic coins! *pat pat* at May 08, 2025 04:27 PM (TbWk/)

161 Mark Halperin said on his pod that word is that the Biden Crime Family is broke. So he is out trying to convince someone to pay him the big bucks to come make a speech.

How is that possible? They've been making tens of millions in graft for the last 20 years.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 04:27 PM (s8j++)

162 Heard a story about a guy who put invisible white on white text on his resume that basically instructed AI that he was the best most qualified candidate and got a bunch of interviews out of it.
Posted by: ...
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Yep. Which is why AI should be trusted about as far as the Cliff Claiborne at Cheers.

I tried a bit of it on legal problems that I already knew the answer to and got about 80/20 truth to gibberish. But that 20 percent gibberish would have sunk someone in court.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:27 PM (ctrM5)

163 questionable leading ladies in Hollywood like Renee Russo and Susan Sarandon
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:23 PM (2VST1)

The only movie I like Susan Sarandon in is Bull Durham... where she plays an absolute whack job...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 04:27 PM (QAkQ3)

164 136 I don't know if this has been brought up yet, but Jasmine Crockett's family has been committing Social Security fraud for 21 years:

https://instapundit.com/718864/
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2025 04:20 PM (PiwSw)

So was Senator Carol Mosely Braun of Illinois when she was around.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:22 PM (8avO+)

Why is she not in jail?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 04:27 PM (a4NoL)

165 Pretend independent Sara Haines followed up by ignoring the fact that Biden didn't drop out willingly but was forced out by Democratic Party insiders and donors,

And George Clooney. Don't forget, George Clooney also had a role in shoving Biden's ass out the door.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 08, 2025 04:27 PM (0Htd1)

166 Behar, herself, is teetering on senility. When will she say something different than her five stock phrases?

And when is the B leaving for Canada?

Bye-bye!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 04:27 PM (NFX2v)

167 Just hold on there India. Did the terrorist get due process?
- Hawaiian Judges all across America
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 04:26 PM (ImXfC)

If he was innocent, the missile would have bounced off his purity.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:27 PM (8avO+)

168 I always wonder what would have happened had Biden stayed in the race. Would he have done better than Kamala? I actually think he would have.

Posted by: Leupold at May 08, 2025 04:27 PM (4pwAx)

169
Quaker Oats guy postage stamp unveiling, you guys!!

livestrweam:

https://is.gd/oJzC9N

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 04:27 PM (ZUOEn)

170 71 If we only had FJB as president today, we could properly observe the 80th anniversary of VE Day, rather than having Literal Hitler.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 08, 2025 04:13 PM (Vyll1)


Aha! Now I understand why the Mainstream Media was LOOK! CONCLAVE! NEW POPE! all day long. Saved them from having to even pay much lip service to the 80th Anniversary of VE Day. Yet every J6! from now to Doomsday they will bleat non-stop that it is a Holy Day of Remembrance of The Darkest Day Of America's Precious Democracy.

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 04:27 PM (aBgBM)

171 Never get tired of watching the Biden Follies… Comedy Gold.

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 04:28 PM (PCK5/)

172 You know the Sexist Route! It runs perpendicular to Misogyny Lane which is near Racist Road.
Posted by: Cheri
.......

and dumps you onto Nazi Boulevard.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 04:28 PM (v0R5T)

173 >>>Carrie at least was able to get by on attitude, she was fun and relatable. But yeah there's been a lot of questionable leading ladies in Hollywood like Renee Russo and Susan Sarandon
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Wait, Wait, there are definite points made in favor of Sarandon and Russo; Fisher not so much.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 04:28 PM (lCWOD)

174
I think the Hur audio will matter. There are plenty of MSM consumers even now who are really sorry he's not prez and who think he is and was just fine. The Hur audio could move the needle from "Joe was fine" to "So what if Joe wasn't fine? Trump is worse."

MSM journalists will have to cover it and make idiots of themselves by offering more excuses -- for themselves, for him, and for the army of aides who covered up -- and who knows, it might provoke further investigation into who was running the country while Biden was wandering around in a haze.

I look forward to Jill's reaction. It was "deceptively edited" with many clips "taken out of context." I want to watch these people squirm and embarrass themselves some more.

Finally (you guys have got me monologuing!) a splashy firing of the transcriptionist would be nice.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 04:28 PM (U7Gpi)

175 What is Festinating speech?

Talking like Festus, duh.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 04:28 PM (iULbp)

176 You should've seen him work that Fisher-Price My First Cash Register.
Posted by: You counted all the red plastic coins! *pat pat* at May 08, 2025 04:27 PM (TbWk/)

His phone had googly eyes, didn't it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 04:28 PM (a4NoL)

177 Fisher's best role was that of Belushi's jilted lover.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 04:28 PM (lCWOD)

178 Carrie at least was able to get by on attitude, she was fun and relatable. But yeah there's been a lot of questionable leading ladies in Hollywood like Renee Russo and Susan Sarandon
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:23 PM (2VST1)

Susan did have a magnificent set of natural boobelahs.

Posted by: Point in her favor I guess at May 08, 2025 04:29 PM (TbWk/)

179 >>>Propaganda Yenta Show

bwahahaha!

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 04:29 PM (CQE5S)

180 149 Crap! Had desperately needed yard work on tap for today. Problem: Hellish hail storm on now. We sure are having fun in these parts...
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Mike, as you know, JJ is a busy man and you have to schedule fair weather with him well BEFORE you need to do yard work. Lots of existing reservations already for good weather with the weather machine.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:29 PM (ctrM5)

181 Just hold on there India. Did the terrorist get due process?

He got all the legal process he was due.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:29 PM (2VST1)

182 How are The View's ratings? With MSNBC & CNN plummeting, just hard to understand how these c*nts are clinging to life...

Posted by: bearski at May 08, 2025 04:29 PM (Bhsk7)

183
Our Favorite First Lady(tm): "Welcoom, Boosh familee"

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 04:29 PM (ZUOEn)

184 I was surprised because they went the route of the sexist route the whole route.

OMG. He's using Kamala's speechwriter.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 08, 2025 04:29 PM (0Htd1)

185 Wait, Wait, there are definite points made in favor of Sarandon and Russo; Fisher not so much.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 04:28 PM (lCWOD)

Carrie Fisher was brilliant in the Blues Brothers.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 04:29 PM (a4NoL)

186 Carrie Fisher did not have many roles at all, did she??

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 04:30 PM (PCK5/)

187 The only movie I like Susan Sarandon in is Bull Durham... where she plays an absolute whack job...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 04:27 PM (QAkQ3)

She had a cameo in Malcolm in the Middle which was pretty funny. She played an alcoholic Karen whack job whose husband had an Internet porn addiction.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 04:30 PM (l3YAf)

188 Susan did have a magnificent set of natural boobelahs.

She had huge eyes and huge breasts, and apparently that and a willingness to give it up to any Hollywood exec is enough for a career.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:30 PM (2VST1)

189 Which is why guys like Stephen Miller and the WH press secretary always seem to be dunking on their opposition.

Debate IS theatre. Cicero once dropped his tunic out and finished in a debate in just a toga to humilate an opponent. The dude affected that style to look traditional.

That was my point. I find it difficult to listen to someone saying absolute lying gibberish, and conclude he won the debate. However, more often than not, that's what happens.

Miller is a beast at traditional debate, but he's not suited to being an actual politician. He's not warm and fuzzy enough.

I prefer the guy who comes away from the debate with his opponent's veins in his teeth.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 04:30 PM (s8j++)

190 Hiding the decline is a thing with leftists.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 04:30 PM (viF8m)

191 Mark Halperin said on his pod that word is that the Biden Crime Family is broke. So he is out trying to convince someone to pay him the big bucks to come make a speech.

How is that possible? They've been making tens of millions in graft for the last 20 years.
Posted by: Archimedes
......

Hunter and Jill snorted it all.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 04:30 PM (v0R5T)

192 186 Carrie Fisher did not have many roles at all, did she??
Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 04:30 PM (PCK5/)

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She became a very expensive script fixer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

193 I've seen the bench proof of the book Biden is writing about himself. Some quotes:

Whiskey on the table has its world rocked by trees and rocks.

Too long a stick lies ahead, what with the future yet to come.

The flow of quizzes would die for a grapefruit!

And my favorite:

A flailing monkey is cosmopolitan, having a trained assassin stay overnight, letting heartbreaking lies roll over us like a summer breeze.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 04:31 PM (hIiiz)

194 175 What is Festinating speech?

Talking like Festus, duh.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 04:28 PM (iULbp)

Deputy Festus? or Uncle Festus?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 04:31 PM (QAkQ3)

195 Jilly should line the hags up to give Joey blow jobs at this point. He simply cannot look at the camera and speak for more than to stuttered sentences.

My theory is that some of his issue could be from his chin implant leaking goo. It is lopsided and wonky. The cleft is nearly sideways. I don't think it was always this way. However, unlike Corn Pop and the black children in the swimming pool of his life in Scranton, I try not to look closely at Potatus. I much prefer Action Man Joe falling up stairs in his thick orthopedic track shoes.

Lame, even for the View Coven.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 08, 2025 04:31 PM (6PCLE)

196 164 136 I don't know if this has been brought up yet, but Jasmine Crockett's family has been committing Social Security fraud for 21 years:

https://instapundit.com/718864/
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2025 04:20 PM (PiwSw
_________________________________

This adds weight to my conjecture on why there is no leader in the democrat party at present. The minute someone sticks their head up they get a vetting target placed on them. And, things just pop up. They ALL have skeletons to hide, so no one steps forward.

First Letisha James....now Crockett. Who's next? Step right up.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 04:31 PM (dIske)

197 Susan Sarandon is gross.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025 04:32 PM (0HaGk)

198 holy crap Hollywood Squares with Don Rickles, Bob Newhart, Paul Lynde and Jonathan Winters (plus others)

https://youtu.be/InVXSfUXqdg

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:32 PM (2VST1)

199 A flailing monkey is cosmopolitan, having a trained assassin stay overnight, letting heartbreaking lies roll over us like a summer breeze.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 04:31 PM (hIiiz)

Is that Haiku?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 04:32 PM (QAkQ3)

200 Hansard's record of debate regarding the failure of the Norway campaign in 1940 indicate this. Roger Keyes, an old tired WWI hero, got up and spoke against Chamberlain and his government and despite his halting and idiosyncratic delivery, killed it in his speech.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:23 PM (ctrM5)

When you are England and you sink about 80 percent of the other sides fleet in a naval invasion you are supposed to WIN. C'mon man

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:32 PM (8avO+)

201 Carrie Fisher did not have many roles at all, did she??
Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 04:30 PM (PCK5/)

======

She became a very expensive script fixer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

At one point she was doing so much coke that John Belushi was telling her she better slow the fuck down.

Posted by: That's a LOT of coke at May 08, 2025 04:32 PM (TbWk/)

202 Jill Biden is awful.
Posted by: Piper

My mom investigated elder abuse. If she had still been with us during the Biden residency, she would have 100% said it was abuse and that foul wife of his should be in jail.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 04:33 PM (2J/Lj)

203 BIDEN: I beat him.

Stole = beat in their minds.

He is the only pol to "beat" Trump.

Posted by: DaveA at May 08, 2025 04:33 PM (FhXTo)

204 She became a very expensive script fixer.

Then she became the Flying Nun in SPAAAAAAACE!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:33 PM (2VST1)

205 I think the Bidens (along with Harris) gave it "6 months" so they wouldn't become the "Squirrel!!!!!" to the media, who is quick to pivot to attacking Democrats whenever some new insanity comes out of 45's dysfunctional and craven administration.

I watched, and Joe looked great! Jill came on, and they revealed that Jill is a Presbyterian!

That's basically it. Not even DU can bother to post about Joe anymore.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2025 04:33 PM (JCZqz)

206 I saw Glenn Ford on Hollywood Squares once.

Sad.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025 04:33 PM (0HaGk)

207 Carrie Fisher was smoking as Princess Leia. Yeah, Blues Brothers, but she was also fun in Soapdish and When Harry Met Sally...

Posted by: bearski at May 08, 2025 04:34 PM (Bhsk7)

208 >> the 80th Anniversary of VE Day

Again??

Posted by: Sandra Fluke, I just got off antibiotics! at May 08, 2025 04:34 PM (l3YAf)

209 187 The only movie I like Susan Sarandon in is Bull Durham... where she plays an absolute whack job...
Posted by: Romeo13
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That one and The Hunger. She was a good supporting role actor.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 04:34 PM (lCWOD)

210 Joyless BeWhore used to be a high school teacher.

Can you imagine getting stuck with *that* for a full academic year? At least in her current gig you can change the channel or turn off the set.

I'm inordinately amused that there's a town in India named Cooch Behar.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2025 04:35 PM (W5ArC)

211 I saw Glenn Ford on Hollywood Squares once.

Yeah its depressing seeing some really great talent on old game shows at the end of their career :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:35 PM (2VST1)

212 206 I saw Glenn Ford on Hollywood Squares once.

Sad.
Posted by: eleven
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Did you see Blackboard Jungle?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 04:35 PM (lCWOD)

213 She became a very expensive script fixer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

And wrote the book Postcards from the Edge.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 04:35 PM (2J/Lj)

214

136 I don't know if this has been brought up yet, but Jasmine Crockett's family has been committing Social Security fraud for 21 years:

https://instapundit.com/718864/
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2025 04:20 PM (PiwSw

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Caution -- may be satire.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 08, 2025 04:35 PM (ufCEJ)

215 A flailing monkey is cosmopolitan, having a trained assassin stay overnight, letting heartbreaking lies roll over us like a summer breeze.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 04:31 PM (hIiiz)

Is that Haiku?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 04:32 PM (QAkQ3)

This unstructured crap
Ghostwritten by that bitch Jill
Is not a haiku

Posted by: Respect the art at May 08, 2025 04:35 PM (TbWk/)

216 Yet every J6! from now to Doomsday they will bleat non-stop that it is a Holy Day of Remembrance of The Darkest Day Of America's Precious Democracy.
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 04:27 PM (aBgBM)

The repudiation of the J6 report puts a blemish on that to anyone with sense.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:35 PM (8avO+)

217 Carrie Fisher's scene with Belushi in the Blues Brothers was worth the rest of her non Star Wars career

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 04:36 PM (vmkyp)

218 I don't know if this has been brought up yet, but Jasmine Crockett's family has been committing Social Security fraud for 21 years:

https://instapundit.com/718864/
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2025 04:20 PM (PiwSw)
==========================
small time crook.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 04:36 PM (gM/Vv)

219 OT-I know that people here have varying opinions on Kash Patel-He's not doing enough. He's doing the wrong things, etc, but he trounced the Democrats in a House appropriations meetings.

From "Legal Insurrection" site:

https://tinyurl.com/2zw9mkb3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 04:36 PM (42Vb+)

220 She had a cameo in Malcolm in the Middle which was pretty funny. She played an alcoholic Karen whack job whose husband had an Internet porn addiction.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025


***
Don't forget her featured role as an aging soap opera actress who has an affair with Joey.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 04:36 PM (omVj0)

221 Best for Biden and his legacy is just to put him on a beach house in Delaware and keep cameras far from him.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2025 04:36 PM (gKWVE)

222 Carrie was also in Woody Allen's Hannah and Her Sisters.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2025 04:36 PM (PiwSw)

223 We be alls disserpointed that they did not pick Presdent Obama as the next Pope.

We be needs a Pope of Collor to help Childrin of coler...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at May 08, 2025 04:36 PM (FDlb9)

224 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:35 PM (2VST1)
______________________

Search out "Gilbert Gottfried, Hollywood Squares". That little creep was a riot on that show.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 04:36 PM (dIske)

225 187 The only movie I like Susan Sarandon in is Bull Durham... where she plays an absolute whack job...
Posted by: Romeo13

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She was the worst part of Bull Durham. The part was great, and she can *act*, but the part required a sex symbol. And Susan Sarandon has been 50-something since her early 20s. And a gross 50-something at that...

Posted by: bearski at May 08, 2025 04:36 PM (Bhsk7)

226 Joyless BeWhore used to be a high school teacher.

Can you imagine getting stuck with *that* for a full academic year? At least in her current gig you can change the channel or turn off the set.

I'm inordinately amused that there's a town in India named Cooch Behar.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2025 04:35 PM (W5ArC)

Now you know why they don't take attendance at school.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:37 PM (8avO+)

227 Yeah its depressing seeing some really great talent on old game shows at the end of their career :/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:35 PM (2VST1)

*nods sagely*

Posted by: Zombie Bruce Vilanch at May 08, 2025 04:37 PM (l3YAf)

228 "Did you see Blackboard Jungle?
Posted by: Braenyard"


I did.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025 04:37 PM (0HaGk)

229 218 I don't know if this has been brought up yet, but Jasmine Crockett's family has been committing Social Security fraud for 21 years:

https://instapundit.com/718864/
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2025 04:20 PM (PiwSw)
==========================
small time crook.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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More like lifetime crooks. Basically kids raised not to know any better will gravitate towards crime and grifting as a lifestyle in a lot of cases.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:37 PM (ctrM5)

230 Minstrel Show > Menstrual Show

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 08, 2025 04:37 PM (JN6Jq)

231 We be alls disserpointed that they did not pick Presdent Obama as the next Pope.

We be needs a Pope of Collor to help Childrin of coler...
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at May 08, 2025 04:36 PM (FDlb9)

Obama's only god is Obama.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:37 PM (8avO+)

232 They thought this would rehabilitate Sloppy Joe? Seriously? He’s not even 25% there.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 08, 2025 04:37 PM (aeiyZ)

233 > Why is she not in jail?
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 04:27 PM (a4NoL)

Forget it, Jake.

It's Chicagotown.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2025 04:38 PM (W5ArC)

234 She became a very expensive script fixer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025
*
And wrote the book Postcards from the Edge.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025


***
H'wood could use more script doctors like her and William Goldman. Both were novelists (Goldman with decades of experience) and knew how to make a story work.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 04:38 PM (omVj0)

235 Cruz destroys everyone in a debate but a lot of people find that makes him unlikable.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 04:38 PM (VofaG)

236 Munsters Show > Minstrel Show > Menstrual Show

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 04:38 PM (s8j++)

237 Biden's constant claim that he beat Trump in 2020 is even more pathetic when you go back and look at the campaign. Biden spent nearly the entire campaign in his basement and when he did venture out for the infrequent "rally" they were attended by at most a couple hundred people standing in circles 10 feet apart from each other. There was less enthusiasm for his campaign that Harris' and she had none.

We'll probably never know the real number but I doubt Biden got much more than 60 million real votes.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 04:38 PM (viF8m)

238 230 Minstrel Show > Menstrual Show
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 08, 2025 04:37 PM (JN6Jq)

Those barren hags?

Posted by: aint been a menstrual show for 35 years at May 08, 2025 04:39 PM (TbWk/)

239 Cruz destroys everyone in a debate but a lot of people find that makes him unlikable.


--

My wife has a different opinion on what makes him unlikable.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 04:39 PM (hIiiz)

240 That little creep was a riot on that show.

He had a great podcast, deep dive into hollywood.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:39 PM (2VST1)

241 First Letisha James....now Crockett. Who's next? Step right up.
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 04:31 PM (dIske)

Did I hear someone in AOCs family, too? Will have to google.

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2025 04:39 PM (p4NUW)

242 219 OT-I know that people here have varying opinions on Kash Patel-He's not doing enough. He's doing the wrong things, etc, but he trounced the Democrats in a House appropriations meetings.

From "Legal Insurrection" site:

https://tinyurl.com/2zw9mkb3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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You don't hear that from me btw. It will take 6 months to a year to render a verdict based on actions but cleaning up both of those agencies is an Augean task.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:39 PM (ctrM5)

243 The only movie I like Susan Sarandon in is Bull Durham... where she plays an absolute whack job...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 04:27 PM (QAkQ3)

Are you forgetting Rocky Horror?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2025 04:39 PM (1k1d0)

244 Clogginstein get a real life and crawl out from Obama's Ass

Posted by: Buster Hymand at May 08, 2025 04:39 PM (B77Ne)

245
Mark Halperin said on his pod that word is that the Biden Crime Family is broke. So he is out trying to convince someone to pay him the big bucks to come make a speech.

How is that possible? They've been making tens of millions in graft for the last 20 years.
Posted by: Archimedes

================

Yeah, we had that chat a couple threads ago, but it's still fun. I think a LOT of money disappeared on "entertainment and travel" -- also "staff salaries" -- the sort of thing you can't hold onto or resell. And the easy money that was coming over the transom probably made them think it would never end. I bet they're overextended and might have to sell off some assets.

Think of some of the heirs of some of America's greatest fortunes. It's possible to spend away awesome amounts of money.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 04:40 PM (U7Gpi)

246 She was the worst part of Bull Durham. The part was great, and she can *act*, but the part required a sex symbol. And Susan Sarandon has been 50-something since her early 20s. And a gross 50-something at that...
Posted by: bearski at May 08, 2025


***
Her turn as an aging, somewhat trashy, but still proud waitress in White Palace with the young James Spader was well done.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 04:40 PM (omVj0)

247 Obama's only god is Obama.

He all but said that straight up in the interview about his faith, where he defined sin as "something that is out of alignment with my values".

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:41 PM (2VST1)

248 I rate Killary in 2016 and Obama's 2012 results as baseline Dem votes. No one doubts how many Trump got. Easy to doubt how a bunch of corrupt cities plus cheat by mail states puffed up Lying Biden's vote totals.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:41 PM (ctrM5)

249 Jilly probably does what she can. She's not the brightest bulb in the strand. Have you read her dissertation for her Doctorate?

Student Retention at Community College: Meeting Students' Needs

A dissertation/executive position paper submitted of the Faculty of the University of Delaware in partial fulfillment of the requirements for the Degree of Doctor of Education with a Major in Educational Leadership.

Fall 2006

Copyrighted 2006 Jill Jacobs-Biden
All Rights Reserved

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 04:41 PM (NFX2v)

250 don't know if this has been brought up yet, but Jasmine Crockett's family has been committing Social Security fraud for 21 years:

https://instapundit.com/718864/
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2025 04:20 PM (PiwSw)

Not sure if it's true but it's definitely on brand. Social Security fraud is standard issue ratchet shit.

Posted by: A way of life at May 08, 2025 04:41 PM (TbWk/)

251 Miller is a beast at traditional debate, but he's not suited to being an actual politician. He's not warm and fuzzy enough.

I prefer the guy who comes away from the debate with his opponent's veins in his teeth.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 04:30 PM (s8j++)

Miller needs to find a very cruel Red State district so he can rip things up forever.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:41 PM (8avO+)

252 228 "Did you see Blackboard Jungle?
Posted by: Braenyard"


I did.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025 04:37 PM (0HaGk)


A pretty darned depressing movie.

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 04:41 PM (aBgBM)

253 Looks like "Due Process" is the new weaponized mantra to thwart Trump and deportation, being parroted now by some idiot Republican squish named Lankford. So some case will go to the Supreme Court on whether an illegal immigrant is allowed a full trial as his "due process" and Roberts/Barrett will sign on. Is this where we're headed?

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 08, 2025 04:42 PM (vsTPo)

254 Obama's only god is Obama.

He all but said that straight up in the interview about his faith, where he defined sin as "something that is out of alignment with my values".


Oh yeah!??? Well, YOU'RE out of alignment with my values!

Posted by: Sick burn in someone's mind at May 08, 2025 04:42 PM (s8j++)

255 all trolls are average joe

Posted by: the sound of slurp at May 08, 2025 04:42 PM (gKWVE)

256 She was the worst part of Bull Durham. The part was great, and she can *act*, but the part required a sex symbol. And Susan Sarandon has been 50-something since her early 20s. And a gross 50-something at that...
Posted by: bearski at May 08, 2025 04:36 PM (Bhsk7)

Aging Liberal Cougar... no longer really hot... preying on young MINOR Leaguers... I though almost perfect casting.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 04:42 PM (QAkQ3)

257 241 First Letisha James....now Crockett. Who's next? Step right up.
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 04:31 PM (dIske)

Did I hear someone in AOCs family, too? Will have to google.
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2025 04:39 PM (p4NUW)

Obama's Aunt Zeituni has entered the chat.

Did that bitch EVER get deported? If not, I hope Trump is on it.

Update: she died in 2014, still in the United States. Still grifting off the taxpayers for public housing and "disability".


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2025 04:43 PM (W5ArC)

258 The only movie I like Susan Sarandon in is Bull Durham... where she plays an absolute whack job...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 04:27 PM (QAkQ3)

Are you forgetting Rocky Horror?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I heard that Janet was a slut.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 08, 2025 04:43 PM (JN6Jq)

259 Yeah, we had that chat a couple threads ago, but it's still fun. I think a LOT of money disappeared on "entertainment and travel" -- also "staff salaries" -- the sort of thing you can't hold onto or resell. And the easy money that was coming over the transom probably made them think it would never end. I bet they're overextended and might have to sell off some assets.

Think of some of the heirs of some of America's greatest fortunes. It's possible to spend away awesome amounts of money.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 04:40 PM (U7Gpi)

yeah if you are dumb and your staff is creative you can have a lot of holes in the pot of gold.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:43 PM (8avO+)

260 235 Cruz destroys everyone in a debate but a lot of people find that makes him unlikable.
Posted by: polynikes
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Cruz comes off as inauthentic to me but then again, I have been around a lot of lawyers in my past. Politicians too. I don't care for either type of speech much as a result.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:43 PM (ctrM5)

261 Did Jill write a book for Joe? Why were they on the View? No one thinks Joe was cogent during his Presidency. What was the real reason to go on this shitty show?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 08, 2025 04:44 PM (PMtkd)

262 Did I hear someone in AOCs family, too? Will have to google.
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2025 04:39 PM (p4NUW)
________________________

Ocasio-Cortez wrote a letter to the attorney general asking "whether my office or myself is actively under investigation."

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 04:44 PM (dIske)

263 I heard that Janet was a slut.

"No, that was Jane, she was ignorant, too"
--Dan Akroyd

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:44 PM (2VST1)

264 >> Looks like "Due Process" is the new weaponized mantra to thwart Trump and deportation, being parroted now by some idiot Republican squish named Lankford. So some case will go to the Supreme Court on whether an illegal immigrant is allowed a full trial as his "due process" and Roberts/Barrett will sign on. Is this where we're headed?

We’re already there. Now what?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 04:44 PM (l3YAf)

265 255 all trolls are average joe
Posted by: the sound of slurp
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Are you saying they suck cock by choice?

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:44 PM (ctrM5)

266
https://tinyurl.com/2zw9mkb3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

==============

omg I just watched it on Twitter. Now I've heard of Madeleine Dean. What a lying clown.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 04:45 PM (U7Gpi)

267 Too bad the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man (from Ghostbusters) didn't put in an appearance. It would have been funny to watch the reactions - almost enough to make me consider watching the clip. Almost.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 04:45 PM (VNX3d)

268 253 Looks like "Due Process" is the new weaponized mantra to thwart Trump and deportation, being parroted now by some idiot Republican squish named Lankford. So some case will go to the Supreme Court on whether an illegal immigrant is allowed a full trial as his "due process" and Roberts/Barrett will sign on. Is this where we're headed?
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 08, 2025 04:42 PM (vsTPo)

Interesting that Due Process is NOT defined by any law. Nothing passed by Congress... nothing signed by the Prezzy... its all defined by the Rules written by the Supreme Court, based on 'Common Law' which is no where in the Constitution... and past Judicial 'Precedent'.

Due Process is a blatant power grab by the Courts, for the Courts... we are nearing being a Kritarchy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 04:45 PM (QAkQ3)

269 Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:39 PM (ctrM5

I agree with you. and I feel the same way about Pam Bondi, but some people want things done yesterday with both, despite the colossal corruption in both of those agencies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 04:45 PM (42Vb+)

270 And Susan Sarandon has been 50-something since her early 20s.
Posted by: bearski

Has anyone seen Susan Sarandon and Taylor Lorenz in the same room?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 08, 2025 04:45 PM (JN6Jq)

271 164 136 I don't know if this has been brought up yet, but Jasmine Crockett's family has been committing Social Security fraud for 21 years:

https://instapundit.com/718864/
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2025 04:20 PM (PiwSw)

So was Senator Carol Mosely Braun of Illinois when she was around.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:22 PM (8avO+)

Why is she not in jail?
Posted by: tcn in AK

White Privilege

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 04:45 PM (Dv3i1)

272 No work, no food, no money, no place to stay, they will self deport.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 04:45 PM (vFG9F)

273 187 The only movie I like Susan Sarandon in is Bull Durham... where she plays an absolute whack job...
Posted by: Romeo13
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That one and The Hunger. She was a good supporting role actor.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 04:34 PM (lCWOD)

She credits Big Underwire.

Posted by: Now It's A Boob Thread at May 08, 2025 04:46 PM (Aqu9a)

274 Looks like "Due Process" is the new weaponized mantra to thwart Trump and deportation

Yeah a judge ruled that all detainees must get due process which is absurd, but also makes me ask: where was this with the previous, oh, 25 presidents??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:46 PM (2VST1)

275 Democrats love to talk about Due Process yet, how many people tossed into the Garland Gulag were denied their basic constitutional rights?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 08, 2025 04:47 PM (tT6L1)

276 Yeah its depressing seeing some really great talent on old game shows at the end of their career :/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Burt Reynolds was at the top when he was on Hollywood Squares.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 04:47 PM (2J/Lj)

277 WTF weren't these judges giving a shit about due process while Clinton, Obama, and Bush were in office? They deported millions.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 08, 2025 04:47 PM (PMtkd)

278 Looks like "Due Process" is the new weaponized mantra
___

I saw a sign at the Telsa dealership protest today - Due Process for All!. So I proceeded to give him the finger as what he was due.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 04:47 PM (Dv3i1)

279 As one of the fake conservatives on set, Alyssa Farah Griffin's question regarding the books detailing Biden's cognitive decline never drilled down on any of the specific examples. She simply asked: "What is your response to these allegations and are these sources wrong?"

"They are wrong. There's nothing to sustain that," Biden answered.


OK, Joe, sure, whatever you say. Now let's run about an hour of video clips of you, then let our viewers decide if there is evidence supporting you being a semi-mobile gibbering vegetable for over four years.

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 04:48 PM (aBgBM)

280 I agree with you. and I feel the same way about Pam Bondi, but some people want things done yesterday with both, despite the colossal corruption in both of those agencies.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Criminal indictments take awhile, even in the Biden WH which was pulling all stops to put political opponents in prison.

Running important agencies while trying to simultaneously purge them is like trying to change the transmission while the car is going down the interstate.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:48 PM (ctrM5)

281 A chicken with no eggs and cock who has no idea where he is. This is the Bidens.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 08, 2025 04:48 PM (pZ64F)

282 Again every word out of a lefty democrat is some form of projection and cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 04:48 PM (VofaG)

283 I rate Killary in 2016 and Obama's 2012 results as baseline Dem votes. No one doubts how many Trump got. Easy to doubt how a bunch of corrupt cities plus cheat by mail states puffed up Lying Biden's vote totals.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:41 PM (ctrM5)

Probably less now. The cadre of oldline machine politicians is about dead (literally). A pretty large slug of old style moderate leftists are about purged out into independence (disillusioned Bernie Bros). They are having trouble hiding the crime and corruption.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:48 PM (8avO+)

284 Just hold on there India. Did the terrorist get due process?
- Hawaiian Judges all across America

He got all the process he was due.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 08, 2025 04:48 PM (GYt5+)

285 LA Times, Capitalizing on a Politician’s Clout
By Chuck Neubauer and Ted Rohrlich
Dec. 19, 2004


Times Staff Writers
U.S. Rep. Maxine Waters’ family members have made more than $1 million in the last eight years by doing business with companies, candidates and causes that the influential congresswoman has helped.
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And thereafter, too.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 04:49 PM (NFX2v)

286 278 Looks like "Due Process" is the new weaponized mantra
___

I saw a sign at the Telsa dealership protest today - Due Process for All!. So I proceeded to give him the finger as what he was due.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Fat, ignorant, and lazy is no way for those protestors to get on in life. My guess though is the guy was paid for it.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:49 PM (ctrM5)

287 281 A chicken with no eggs and cock who has no idea where he is. This is the Bidens.
_____

Get that cock outta here! I'm trying to take a shower!

Posted by: Ashley Biden at May 08, 2025 04:49 PM (Dv3i1)

288 272 No work, no food, no money, no place to stay, they will self deport.
Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 04:45 PM (vFG9F)

Had some suspected Illegals living 2 doors down, renting a house...

Just last night there were all 5 of the Cop cars from my little town there, apparently evicting them.

I guess the US Aid money DID stop.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 04:50 PM (QAkQ3)

289 Hey. I'm sharp as a tick! How about those babes on the Viewn? Jill had to tell me to stop drooling again. No kidding. I better stop before I get in trouble.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at May 08, 2025 04:50 PM (vFG9F)

290 So was Senator Carol Mosely Braun of Illinois when she was around.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:22 PM (8avO+)

Why is she not in jail?
Posted by: tcn in AK

White Privilege
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 04:45 PM (Dv3i1)

Why is Jessie Smolette not in jail?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:51 PM (8avO+)

291 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 04:45 PM (U7Gpi)

I know; Dean is just an awful woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 04:51 PM (42Vb+)

292 290 White Privilege
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 04:45 PM (Dv3i1)

Why is Jessie Smolette not in jail?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:51 PM (8avO+)

=======

His white-half?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 04:51 PM (GBKbO)

293 My wife has a different opinion on what makes him unlikable.
Posted by: WitchDoktor

I know several otherwise normie/independent voters that really dislike Cruz. Something about his face, his delivery, his tone...I guess he comes off oleaginous, smarmy, fake pastor/car salesman vibe?

Posted by: Military Moron at May 08, 2025 04:52 PM (JCZqz)

294 Internet says the Crockett story is fake.

Darn.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 04:52 PM (jKzJA)

295 Orson: "Ocasio-Cortez wrote a letter to the attorney general asking 'whether my office or myself is actively under investigation.'"

Response 1: Yes.

Response 2: We cannot comment on investigations we may or may not be conducting.

Response 3: No

I'd go with Response 3. The State is allowed to lie to a suspect to further an investigation. Not fond of the rule, but that's the way it is. So say "No" and investigate away.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 08, 2025 04:52 PM (gLikB)

296
What was the real reason to go on this shitty show?
Posted by: Seems Legit

==============

Possibilities:
1 - Mark Halperin speaks truth when he says the Bidens are out of money and need to find new sources of income.

2 - Jill needs appearances like this to boost her book sales (related to the above)

3 - Sheer narcissism. Desire for love, revenge, and "relevance," like Hillary. You could also be mystified by the way Hillary keeps pumping out books and doing interviews and events -- but I think she simply cannot stop protesting until the day she dies that she should have won, that she would have been better, that her political nemesis is crap, that her loss is the world's loss, etc. People like this want to shine in the history books, and they're getting as much on the record in their own favor as possible.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 04:52 PM (U7Gpi)

297 Probably less now. The cadre of oldline machine politicians is about dead (literally). A pretty large slug of old style moderate leftists are about purged out into independence (disillusioned Bernie Bros). They are having trouble hiding the crime and corruption.
Posted by: Oldcat
======
The old line gimmedats are declining but you have the rise of the new left from college graduates in recent years replacing them. Probably about a wash but I haven't done empirical work in elections since the Bush years. Used to do work on congressional elections so I had to keep track of the 'normal' vote in districts as a variable.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:52 PM (ctrM5)

298 Just last night there were all 5 of the Cop cars from my little town there, apparently evicting them.

I guess the US Aid money DID stop.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 04:50 PM (QAkQ3)

From the tales on here about issues with squatters, that's another big change showing.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:52 PM (8avO+)

299 Joe Biden could stand up, pull off his adult diaper and throw it across the set of The View and they'd all applaud cheer. There is no downside to being a Biden.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 08, 2025 04:52 PM (IifOV)

300 Why is Jessie Smolette not in jail?
Posted by: Oldcat

Gay Privilege?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 04:52 PM (Dv3i1)

301 140
re: Ironheart

All you bookworms who read: Doesn't Grrge Mrrtin's stupid books include an "Ironheart" character who is supposed to be Ned Stark's horrible wife as a reincarnated evil spirit?

But the Idiot fags, Dan & Dave didn't bother shoe-horning this fan-favorite character into the series because they were too busy fucking it up with Danerys?

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 04:23 PM (ZUOEn)

Lady Stoneheart. She was resurrected, mostly, by Beric Dondarrion character in the books. The name was appropriate for her in that incarnation, she became even more horrible. I never watched the show so I have no idea what they did with her there. I also refuse to read anymore of the books, the last one was the last straw for me. Couldn't finish reading it.

Posted by: Farquad at May 08, 2025 04:52 PM (bwvMs)

302 "Internet says the Crockett story is fake."

Since when did that matter?

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 04:52 PM (vFG9F)

303 Lily Munster > Munsters Show > Minstrel Show > Menstrual Show

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

304 301 Lady Stoneheart. She was resurrected, mostly, by Beric Dondarrion character in the books. The name was appropriate for her in that incarnation, she became even more horrible. I never watched the show so I have no idea what they did with her there. I also refuse to read anymore of the books, the last one was the last straw for me. Couldn't finish reading it.
Posted by: Farquad at May 08, 2025 04:52 PM (bwvMs)

=======

The show cut the character out completely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 04:53 PM (GBKbO)

305 OT-I know that people here have varying opinions on Kash Patel-He's not doing enough. He's doing the wrong things, etc, but he trounced the Democrats in a House appropriations meetings.

From "Legal Insurrection" site:

https://tinyurl.com/2zw9mkb3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Kristi Noem had a pretty good day as well.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 04:53 PM (G0vdT)

306 Internet says the Crockett story is fake.

Darn.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 04:52 PM (jKzJA)

Fake but accurate

Posted by: The Dan Rather school of reporting at May 08, 2025 04:53 PM (TbWk/)

307 Why is Jessie Smolette not in jail?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:51 PM (8avO+)

Not only is he not in jail, he just received a monetary settlement from the city of Chicago.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 04:53 PM (VofaG)

308 Interesting that Due Process is NOT defined by any law. Nothing passed by Congress... nothing signed by the Prezzy... its all defined by the Rules written by the Supreme Court, based on 'Common Law' which is no where in the Constitution... and past Judicial 'Precedent'.

Due Process is a blatant power grab by the Courts, for the Courts... we are nearing being a Kritarchy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 04:45 PM (QAkQ3)


I believe Due Process for illegals apprehended inside the US is defined in US Immigration Law. It does not involve hearings in a Federal District Court. There are Immigration Courts for immigration hearings. Those are backed-up until doomsday because of Biden's open borders asylum charade, but bad guys can and are being moved to the head of the line, I believe.

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 04:53 PM (aBgBM)

309 The old line gimmedats are declining but you have the rise of the new left from college graduates in recent years replacing them. Probably about a wash but I haven't done empirical work in elections since the Bush years. Used to do work on congressional elections so I had to keep track of the 'normal' vote in districts as a variable.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:52 PM (ctrM5)

The college zealots have the problem that they can't hide what they are. Dems have needed to do that increasingly for 50 years.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:53 PM (8avO+)

310 Borberigmy

Posted by: Old Weird Harold at May 08, 2025 04:53 PM (VJc7E)

311 "Joe worked hard every single day," Jill Biden said, "to put one foot in front of the other without falling over."

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 08, 2025 04:53 PM (GD2xa)

312 From the tales on here about issues with squatters, that's another big change showing.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:52 PM (8avO+)

My little town in Central Calif is a Conservative Bastion...

Even during Covid, the City Council and Police Chief stated they would NOT enforce any Covid Crap... and even lost State money because of it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 04:54 PM (QAkQ3)

313 @Chicago1Ray
·
1h
#BreakingNews 🚨

The Supreme Court just ruled that Trump can use the 1798 Alien Enemies Act to deport TdA gang members

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 04:56 PM (viF8m)

314 The old line gimmedats are declining but you have the rise of the new left from college graduates in recent years replacing them. Probably about a wash but I haven't done empirical work in elections since the Bush years. Used to do work on congressional elections so I had to keep track of the 'normal' vote in districts as a variable.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:52 PM (ctrM5)

The college zealots have the problem that they can't hide what they are. Dems have needed to do that increasingly for 50 years.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:53 PM (8avO+)

Plus, I don't think the cadre of young college punks is any different than before, they've always been Dem. They just used to be spread out among all factions instead of making their own.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:56 PM (8avO+)

315 Susan Sarandon came out of the closet a few years ago that she swings both ways. Which made me harf quietly at the thought, seeing as how she is older than I am.

I guess she ran out of men who were willing.

I read this about a month ago after re-watching Bull Durham.

Cher and Madonna seem to still have boy toys,so Susan must be really awful in the sack.

I no longer want to think about this horror.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 08, 2025 04:56 PM (6PCLE)

316 > Internet says the Crockett story is fake."
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Because "she" is not personally cashing these checks?

Not that the checks aren't being cashed.

Do I have that right?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 04:57 PM (Q4IgG)

317 you guys give me hope, I thought I was the only guy in the world that thought the Song of Fire and Ice was overrated and boring,

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:57 PM (2VST1)

318 Not only is he not in jail, he just received a monetary settlement from the city of Chicago.
Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 04:53
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I thought he payed Chicago PD in the settlement.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 08, 2025 04:57 PM (hoCmQ)

319 I know several otherwise normie/independent voters that really dislike Cruz. Something about his face, his delivery, his tone...I guess he comes off oleaginous, smarmy, fake pastor/car salesman vibe?
Posted by: Military Moron
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Critiquing him as a pol, I would agree with you. But, often a person with a really high iq has problems when discussing issues with those below 30 iq point or so. My guess is Cruz is probably 150-160 iq (aka genius level) given what his law profs said about him.

That can make someone seem fake as they are always in their own head fighting to figure out a way to communicate to those less smart than them. Comes off phony to many. Overly rational delivery of a speech by such a person also can come across as inauthentic and cold. They can seem reptilian to some.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:57 PM (ctrM5)

320 296
What was the real reason to go on this shitty show?
Posted by: Seems Legit

==============

Possibilities:
1 - Mark Halperin speaks truth when he says the Bidens are out of money and need to find new sources of income.

2 - Jill needs appearances like this to boost her book sales (related to the above)

3 - Sheer narcissism. Desire for love, revenge, and "relevance," like Hillary. You could also be mystified by the way Hillary keeps pumping out books and doing interviews and events -- but I think she simply cannot stop protesting until the day she dies that she should have won, that she would have been better, that her political nemesis is crap, that her loss is the world's loss, etc. People like this want to shine in the history books, and they're getting as much on the record in their own favor as possible.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 04:52 PM (U7Gpi)

The Spew is comfortable ground for Joey. He's appeared about a dozen times since becoming VP. He keeps appearing because he knows he'll be treated like royalty.

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 04:58 PM (aBgBM)

321 >>Kristi Noem had a pretty good day as well.

Donald Trump had a great day. When you look at the details of the deal Trump got with the UK he pants Starmer. I expect more of this as the deals continue.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 04:58 PM (viF8m)

322 280 I agree with you. and I feel the same way about Pam Bondi, but some people want things done yesterday with both, despite the colossal corruption in both of those agencies.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I am one of those who want to see perp walks.
However, it was brought forward the other day that two indictments she made the other day, although seemingly low level, could precipitate a fall of the whole corrupt infrastructure.
There is hope.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 04:58 PM (lCWOD)

323 you guys give me hope, I thought I was the only guy in the world that thought the Song of Fire and Ice was overrated and boring,
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025


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The Song of Texaco Motor Oil?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 04:58 PM (omVj0)

324 317 you guys give me hope, I thought I was the only guy in the world that thought the Song of Fire and Ice was overrated and boring,
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:57 PM (2VST1)

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First three books were fun.

Fourth became a slog real fast. Never read the fifth. It was obvious by the fourth that Martin had no desire of even finishing his own story.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 04:58 PM (GBKbO)

325 An oleaginous, smarmy, fake pastor/car salesman is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at May 08, 2025 04:58 PM (UbjG+)

326 I guess he comes off oleaginous, smarmy, fake pastor/car salesman vibe?

he does, in short bursts. Longer term he comes across as really sharp and well educated, but that wears after a while. Too clever by half, I think is the term.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:58 PM (2VST1)

327 Oh, good. Has it replaced, "Truth to Power?"
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Ocasio-Cortez Joins Balint And Colleagues in Demanding Answers on Mohsen Mahdawi’s Arrest
April 18, 2025, Press Release

“Americans may disagree on immigration policy, but we have always agreed that the Constitution guarantees people within our borders the most basic of rights including due process and free speech. ..."

And, “It is Mr. Mahdawi’s right as a legal resident of the United States to argue for what he believes in. This most fundamental of American rights is crucial to the fabric of our country, and one that America was built upon. ..."

Ha.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 04:59 PM (NFX2v)

328 That can make someone seem fake as they are always in their own head fighting to figure out a way to communicate to those less smart than them. Comes off phony to many. Overly rational delivery of a speech by such a person also can come across as inauthentic and cold. They can seem reptilian to some.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:57 PM (ctrM5)

Plus he has a big target on him, Dems would love to be able to lock down a Texas Senator for 50 years

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:59 PM (8avO+)

329 313 @Chicago1Ray
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1h
#BreakingNews 🚨

The Supreme Court just ruled that Trump can use the 1798 Alien Enemies Act to deport TdA gang members
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 04:56 PM (viF8m)

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I'm trying to find anything about this other than the guy's tweet. Nothing on the SCOTUS site as far as I can tell.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 04:59 PM (GBKbO)

330 317 you guys give me hope, I thought I was the only guy in the world that thought the Song of Fire and Ice was overrated and boring,
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Epics almost always are overrated and boring. But due to the accidental release of The Lord of the Rings in three volumes (publishers wanted it divided that way while Tolkien didn't), it has set the standard for multivolume tomes that almost always have a fair chunk of drivel in them.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:59 PM (ctrM5)

331 311 "Joe worked hard every single day," Jill Biden said, "to put one foot in front of the other without falling over."
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis

This could be fun....

"Joe worked hard every single day," Jill Biden said,

a) "to keep it in his pants."
2) "to remember which side of the stage to exit from."
iv) "to not read the teleprompter cues aloud"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 04:59 PM (Dv3i1)

332 Has Joy Behar ever had cognitive abilities to go into decline?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 08, 2025 04:59 PM (kTd/k)

333 #BreakingNews 🚨

The Supreme Court just ruled that Trump can use the 1798 Alien Enemies Act to deport TdA gang members
Posted by: JackStraw
.....

I expect full apologies from MSNBC, CNN, and NBC.
Wait, no I don't. I expect them to die.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

334 317 you guys give me hope, I thought I was the only guy in the world that thought the Song of Fire and Ice was overrated and boring,

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:57 PM (2VST1)

The first two books were good, but it went downhill in book 3. And then the misbegotten trash of books 4/5 which were supposed to be one book.

Posted by: Farquad at May 08, 2025 05:00 PM (bwvMs)

335
Well, at least AG "Give them space to riot" who tried and failed to maliciously prosecute 6 cops crashed and burned.

From wiki:

In May 2024, ahead of her sentencing, Mosby appeared for an interview on MSNBC's The ReidOut, where she declared her innocence and called on President Joe Biden to pardon her, asserting that she had been "politically targeted" and that the proceedings had broken her psychologically, professionally, spiritually, and financially.

On May 23, 2024, Mosby was "spared prison for mortgage fraud and perjury" and instead, sentenced to 12 months of home confinement, 100 hours of community service, and three years of supervised release in connection with her perjury and mortgage fraud convictions.

The Maryland Bar Counsel is seeking to suspend Mosby's law license and confiscate her Longboat Key, Florida properties which were the subject of her criminal fraud conviction (but not her federal perjury convictions).

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 05:00 PM (U7Gpi)

336 “Americans may disagree on immigration policy, but we have always agreed that the Constitution guarantees people within our borders the most basic of rights including due process and free speech. ..."

And, “It is Mr. Mahdawi’s right as a legal resident of the United States to argue for what he believes in. This most fundamental of American rights is crucial to the fabric of our country, and one that America was built upon. ..."

Ha.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 04:59 PM (NFX2v)

What the Law replies:

No, it doesn't. Green cards can be pulled for any or no reason.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:00 PM (8avO+)

337 >>I'm trying to find anything about this other than the guy's tweet. Nothing on the SCOTUS site as far as I can tell.

Well his tweet is attached to a clip of Brett Baier announcing it so maybe not real but will see.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 05:01 PM (viF8m)

338 you guys give me hope, I thought I was the only guy in the world that thought the Song of Fire and Ice was overrated and boring,
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:57 PM (2VST1)
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I assure you that you are not alone. Song of Ice and Fire is overrated hack writing. Martin doesn't understand the genre and has no interest in writing a proper story.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 05:01 PM (7fElN)

339 Susan Sarandon

Can she hide a can of cat food under each boob?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 05:01 PM (iULbp)

340 --------
Critiquing him as a pol, I would agree with you. But, often a person with a really high iq has problems when discussing issues with those below 30 iq point or so. My guess is Cruz is probably 150-160 iq (aka genius level) given what his law profs said about him.

That can make someone seem fake as they are always in their own head fighting to figure out a way to communicate to those less smart than them. Comes off phony to many. Overly rational delivery of a speech by such a person also can come across as inauthentic and cold. They can seem reptilian to some.

Posted by: whig
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Yeah, I don't get the antagonism. In the first debates he was my pick. Stayed my pick until Trump proved he was truly the man for the day. Still have great respect for Cruz.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 05:01 PM (lCWOD)

341 Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:57 PM (ctrM5)

Pull up his podcast with Adam Carolla if you ever get a chance. He is basically an aos moron. Best part of the podcast is when he and Carolla did a spontaneous scene from the Princess Bride.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 05:01 PM (VofaG)

342 it has set the standard for multivolume tomes that almost always have a fair chunk of drivel in them.

Yeah, fantasy readers put up with gigantic multi tome series for decades and I got tired of those long ago. Authors like Moorcock, Fritz Lieber, Le Guin, and Zelazny were able to deliver great content in small packages.

The Sword of Truth series is one of the worst examples. I really liked the first book. Then the second was even bigger and had almost nothing to do with the main character OR the sword, and each book after got bigger and bigger and less interesting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 05:01 PM (2VST1)

343 My wife has a different opinion on what makes him unlikable.
Posted by: WitchDoktor

I know several otherwise normie/independent voters that really dislike Cruz. Something about his face, his delivery, his tone...I guess he comes off oleaginous, smarmy, fake pastor/car salesman vibe?
Posted by: Military Moron at May 08, 2025 04:52 PM (JCZqz)

My wife and some of her staff met him at an event. He was a total jerk to not just them, but to his own people and the people running the thing. And this is from my wife who bends over backwards to give people the benefit of the doubt.

Does he do his job, sure.

Is he personally a POS? Sure.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 05:01 PM (/ehWx)

344 Which was the first book in Martin's Thrones series? I was given a copy, and had a hard time with it because the publisher, contrary to all expectations and tradition, put the character list in the *back* of the book. I read about half, then saw the first episode or two of the show on DVD. Then I could follow the story. It did not grab me, though.

A shame, as Martin was once a top-notch writer. His 1983 Fevre Dream is a particularly fine fantasy-horror story, described on the cover as "Mark Twain meets Stephen King." No, really. It's set in pre-Civil War times on the Miss. River, and his vampires are rather original too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 05:02 PM (omVj0)

345 317 you guys give me hope, I thought I was the only guy in the world that thought the Song of Fire and Ice was overrated and boring,

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:57 PM (2VST1)

The first two books were good, but it went downhill in book 3. And then the misbegotten trash of books 4/5 which were supposed to be one book.
Posted by: Farquad at May 08, 2025 05:00 PM (bwvMs)

Its a bad sign when each book is twice as thick as the next...uh oh, wild horse alert, no editor!

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:02 PM (8avO+)

346 344 Which was the first book in Martin's Thrones series? I was given a copy, and had a hard time with it because the publisher, contrary to all expectations and tradition, put the character list in the *back* of the book. I read about half, then saw the first episode or two of the show on DVD. Then I could follow the story. It did not grab me, though.

A shame, as Martin was once a top-notch writer. His 1983 Fevre Dream is a particularly fine fantasy-horror story, described on the cover as "Mark Twain meets Stephen King." No, really. It's set in pre-Civil War times on the Miss. River, and his vampires are rather original too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 05:02 PM (omVj0)

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First book was called A Game of Thrones.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 05:02 PM (GBKbO)

347 Epics almost always are overrated and boring. But due to the accidental release of The Lord of the Rings in three volumes (publishers wanted it divided that way while Tolkien didn't), it has set the standard for multivolume tomes that almost always have a fair chunk of drivel in them.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:59 PM (ctrM5)
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*** Marcel Proust's In Search of Lost Time has entered the chat...***

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 05:03 PM (7fElN)

348 294 Internet says the Crockett story is fake.

Darn.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Um, she is officially denying it with a non denial.

"Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett says she doesn't have to explain why her family has been cashing their dead grandmother's Social Security checks since 2004.

"Our family business is our family business."

From Insty.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 05:03 PM (ctrM5)

349 Being able to hide a can of cat food under each boob is no way to go through life, young lady.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at May 08, 2025 05:04 PM (UbjG+)

350 And, “It is Mr. Mahdawi’s right as a legal resident of the United States to argue for what he believes in. This most fundamental of American rights is crucial to the fabric of our country, and one that America was built upon. ..."
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Where were you bitches when Biden deported the German family that were going to have their children taken away from them by the German govt. for the crime of homeschooling?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 05:04 PM (Dv3i1)

351 336 “Americans may disagree on immigration policy, but we have always agreed that the Constitution guarantees people within our borders the most basic of rights including due process and free speech. ..."
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No. The Constitution guarantees Citizens certain rights. It guarantees aliens nothing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 05:04 PM (lCWOD)

352 I believe Due Process for illegals apprehended inside the US is defined in US Immigration Law. It does not involve hearings in a Federal District Court. There are Immigration Courts for immigration hearings. Those are backed-up until doomsday because of Biden's open borders asylum charade, but bad guys can and are being moved to the head of the line, I believe.
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 04:53 PM (aBgBM)

Immigration Judges are different than District Judges... they work for the DOJ, and their authority to decide immigration issues derives from the DOJ, not Supreme Court.

Yet the District Judges are inserting themselves into Immigration issues, far outside their delegated Powers, BECAUSE there is no punishment for them doing so...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 05:04 PM (QAkQ3)

353 Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 05:01 PM (/ehW

I've personally experienced the exact opposite.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 05:04 PM (VofaG)

354 246 Her turn as an aging, somewhat trashy, but still proud waitress in White Palace with the young James Spader was well done.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

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Yeah, that was a good one. And she was a cutie in Rocky Horror. But she jumped that physical-looks shark fast... People say she's really nice in person despite being such a leftist twat. And that Tim Robbins is a real douche... Yeah, she has a good 'personality'...

Posted by: bearski at May 08, 2025 05:04 PM (Bhsk7)

355 it has set the standard for multivolume tomes that almost always have a fair chunk of drivel in them.

Yeah, fantasy readers put up with gigantic multi tome series for decades and I got tired of those long ago. Authors like Moorcock, Fritz Lieber, Le Guin, and Zelazny were able to deliver great content in small packages.

The Sword of Truth series is one of the worst examples. I really liked the first book. Then the second was even bigger and had almost nothing to do with the main character OR the sword, and each book after got bigger and bigger and less interesting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 05:01 PM (2VST1)

Riddle Master of Hed is a nice world and the three books are all short. Of course it was in the 1970s it came out.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:05 PM (8avO+)

356 Halperin and his 2Way is not bad. I see clips of it on YouTube.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 05:05 PM (vmkyp)

357 Can she hide a can of cat food under each boob?

Probably a whole cat these days

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 05:06 PM (2VST1)

358 But due to the accidental release of The Lord of the Rings in three volumes (publishers wanted it divided that way while Tolkien didn't)
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Something about the cost of paper. Britain was poor for a very long time after WWII.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 05:06 PM (Dv3i1)

359 NOOD GOPe traitors

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 05:06 PM (l3YAf)

360 351 336 “Americans may disagree on immigration policy, but we have always agreed that the Constitution guarantees people within our borders the most basic of rights including due process and free speech. ..."
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No. The Constitution guarantees Citizens certain rights. It guarantees aliens nothing.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 05:04 PM (lCWOD)

Exhibit 1? American Indians.
Exhibit 2? Project Wetback in the late 40's
Exhibit 3? Japanese Internment Camps.

Exhibit 4? The acts of EVERY President Pre Trump, doing EXACTLY what Trump is doing... deciding to expel illegal Aliens.... yet somehow all the other Prezzys did not get stopped by Judicial Activism .

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 05:06 PM (QAkQ3)

361 338 you guys give me hope, I thought I was the only guy in the world that thought the Song of Fire and Ice was overrated and boring,
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:57 PM (2VST1)
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I assure you that you are not alone. Song of Ice and Fire is overrated hack writing. Martin doesn't understand the genre and has no interest in writing a proper story.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 05:01 PM (7fElN)

Apprarently I don't have to worry about never reading another one of the books since he'll never finish the series now. He doesn't know how to finish it. At least Robert Jordan knew how the WoT would end, before he even started writing it and then his death before the last 3 books. And there's a series I could only read through once.

Posted by: Farquad at May 08, 2025 05:06 PM (bwvMs)

362 341 Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:57 PM (ctrM5)

Pull up his podcast with Adam Carolla if you ever get a chance. He is basically an aos moron. Best part of the podcast is when he and Carolla did a spontaneous scene from the Princess Bride.
Posted by: polynikes
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Would believe it. I think to some extent Cruz is an introvert and they often come to loathe political events and the people around them.

Also watching every word that you say lest you utter something like macacca and get your ass defeated by the media drumming it in that you are racist, etc.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 05:07 PM (ctrM5)

363 Riddle Master of Hed is a nice world and the three books are all short. Of course it was in the 1970s it came out.

I like that series a lot, its very unusual and fresh. The second book kind of bogs by abandoning the main character at a cliffhanger, but she had to tell the story of the other characters and set up the final book.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 05:08 PM (2VST1)

364 My take on Cruz:
Either grow a beard or let AOC lick that opposum off your neck.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at May 08, 2025 05:08 PM (VJc7E)

365 * Can she hide a can of cat food under each boob?

Probably a whole cat these days.*
+++

Amateur.

Posted by: San Fran Nan at May 08, 2025 05:08 PM (UbjG+)

366 Yeah, I don't get the antagonism. In the first debates he was my pick. Stayed my pick until Trump proved he was truly the man for the day. Still have great respect for Cruz.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 05:01 PM (lCWOD)

Best indicator is that he made his peace with Trump and is an asset to the cause. Like JD Vance did. You lost the race to be top dog, you can still be in the pack.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:09 PM (8avO+)

367 Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 05:07 PM (ctrM5)

Heh. I wasn't implying that aos morons are introverts though there are self admitted ones. 😀
I'm not one of them

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 05:10 PM (VofaG)

368

Mommy! Pooped Em!

Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at May 08, 2025 05:10 PM (u7nRY)

369 He doesn't know how to finish it. At least Robert Jordan knew how the WoT would end, before he even started writing it and then his death before the last 3 books. And there's a series I could only read through once.
Posted by: Farquad at May 08, 2025 05:06 PM (bwvMs)

I stopped somewhere in the middle when everyone was failing along not doing anything important for 500 pages or so.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:14 PM (8avO+)

370 Been sleeping a lot today. Thank God I have CPAP! The pain pills have caught up with me, before they were only slowing the slow muscles of my GI tract (I have been taking docusate sodium wuth the pain pills), yesterday they began affecting the slow muscles associated with breathing. As I said, thank God for CPAP! I was tapering off on the pain pills, I’m at a point where I can stop them cold turkey, and I have. Caffeine seems to help, and I can sleep even after drinking caffeinated beverages.

Anyway, to make a point that is on topic with the thread: immigration hearings shall be heard in front of Article Ii judges (under the Executive), who can dispatch matters with a summary hearing (send the judges to go along with the BP, settle it then and there).

Article III judges (Judicial branch) have NO STANDING in the matter!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 05:15 PM (YSv5G)

371 I know you'll have trouble believing this, but The View offered easy questions, lobbing them underhand like fluffy marshmallows.

And he still whiffed!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 05:17 PM (YSv5G)

372 Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 05:15 PM (YSv5G)

I am so sorry you are having such a difficult day and I will continue to pray for you. I'll just have to continue to use "Nemo" and trust that the Lord knows who that is, because I'll never recall your entire Nic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 05:22 PM (42Vb+)

373 Riddle Master of Hed is a nice world and the three books are all short. Of course it was in the 1970s it came out.

I like that series a lot, its very unusual and fresh. The second book kind of bogs by abandoning the main character at a cliffhanger, but she had to tell the story of the other characters and set up the final book.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 05:08 PM (2VST1)

Fair enough but since I fell in love with Raederle, the second most beautiful woman in the three portions of An, I didn't mind.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 05:24 PM (8avO+)

Bernie Sanders on Using Expensive Private Jets -- Paid for by Billionaire Pals -- While "Fighting the Oligarchy:" "You Want Me to Wait in Line at United With 30,000 People?"

berniesandersfightingtheoligarchy.jpg


"No apologies," the Noted Oligarchy Fighter, and Crusader Against Carbon-Dioxide Producing Air Travel, snapped.

When Sanders asked, rhetorically, "When's the last time you saw Donald Trump at National Airport," Bret Baiet replied, "He's not 'fighting the oligarchy.'"

"You think I'm going to be sitting on a waiting line," Caesar Flickerman -- excuse me, Bernie Sanders -- asks, "at United, while 30,000 people are waiting?" Sanders appeared on Fox News to answer questions about his Fight The Oligarchy tour, and Bret Baier honed in on the $220K-plus that Sanders has spent on private jet travel.
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Sanders appeared to flounder, even though he knew the question had to be coming. "When was the last time you saw Trump at National Airport during a campaign?" Sanders asked, prompting Baier to quip, "Trump isn't fighting the oligarchy." Trump also owns his own plane, bought with his own funds, although his campaigns pay for the operating costs, of course.

Here's the absurd argument in its entirety, coming from someone who never worked an honest day in his life before going into radical-left activism and politics. For an old socialist, Sanders really gets defensive when questioned about his luxurious lifestyle.



Posted by: Ace at 02:55 PM




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1 Always read Bernie has multiple homes

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 02:55 PM (ypFCm)

2 Boinie Sanders, a true Man of the People!

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 02:55 PM (aXyeT)

3 Because they're better than you. Just ask them (off the record).

Posted by: brak at May 08, 2025 02:55 PM (jGJov)

4 To be fair, I wouldn't want to be seated next to that smelly old hippie on a flight of any duration.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 02:56 PM (Dv3i1)

5 You can't spell "hypocrisy" without some of the letters in "vanguard of the proletariat."

Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 02:56 PM (pMi6S)

6 No sense of entitlement there, nope, nope, nope.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 08, 2025 02:56 PM (tT6L1)

7 Is that nepo Soros kid gay? I never thought about it before but he seems gay and so does she. NTTAWWT

Posted by: Caligirl at May 08, 2025 02:56 PM (MFuOv)

8 "Yes! Tell the peons that they deserve nothing that the elite get! For equity and democracy!"
-DU

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

9 I called ‘em

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 02:57 PM (aXyeT)

10 I hope Steven Crowder does his Bernie bit tomorrow.

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 08, 2025 02:57 PM (EES2L)

11 This is my shocked face!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 02:57 PM (ke82b)

12 Bernie Sanders on Using Expensive Private Jets -- Paid for by Billionaire Pals -- While "Fighting the Oligarchy:" "You Want Me to Wait in Line at United With 30,000 People?"


Yes, you f'n commie.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (k3Vs9)

13 Can't wait to see what Intrepid comes back here with from DU.

Posted by: Oedipus at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (Z6vKV)

14 Bernie Sanders is about 83. Another politician who needs to be trundled off the stage instead of acting as if he's the spokesman for the "people".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (8j+ew)

15
Ace might be a little confused -- fuckface bernie was referring to that 20K crowd a couple of months ago that they exaggerated to 30K.

So bernie is saying he couldn't keep his crowds of 30K people waiting, so he needs fly private.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (ZUOEn)

16 Well, he's going to do something important.

Everyone is just wasting time with their meaningless peasant lives.

....

I bet the rancid old fuck drives like an asshole, too, doesn't he?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (VoAdT)

17 This is the same piece of crap that got kicked out of a hippy commune for not working but eating everything in sight.

He just continued that behavior in Congress.

He's not a socialist, he's a leech.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (a4NoL)

18 The picture should be titled “Android Romance”…

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (PCK5/)

19 So now it's fine to do stuff if Trump does it. Interesting I thought he was Hitler.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (MNQG6)

20 Alex Soros has no balls. Look at how far crossed his legs are

It’s like anti-manspreading.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (l3YAf)

21
Will AOC talk to Brett Baier?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 02:59 PM (U7Gpi)

22 No way Alex Soros is better that Weiner, except in the pocket book. Huma is a gold-digger.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 02:59 PM (u82oZ)

23 No... you all don't understand!

He is fighting THEIR Oligarchy... not HIS Oligarchy.

It's all about what Team of Oligarchs yer on...

Just like Democracy is rule by Democrats...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 02:59 PM (QAkQ3)

24 Yeah, but at least he's doing the green thing when he's transported to the airport; I hear he's carried in a sedan chair by four hippies.

Posted by: Paco at May 08, 2025 02:59 PM (mADJX)

25 Bern out the day
Bern out the night

I'm Bernin, I'm Bernin for you

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (NtVYv)

26 Bernie is Al Sharpton.
The presidential runs are a grift.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (ke82b)

27 Hey Bernie!

Get on the cart.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (u82oZ)

28 He's not a socialist, he's a leech.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (a4NoL)

So he's a socialist

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (MNQG6)

29 Soros is a “ Better Weiner”…

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (PCK5/)

30 7 Is that nepo Soros kid gay? I never thought about it before but he seems gay and so does she. NTTAWWT
Posted by: Caligirl at May 08, 2025 02:56 PM (MFuOv)

I don't even think people like that fit on the gay-straight axis. They're just perverts. They get their rocks off watching fruit rot, or watching a child get beaten. They're simply monsters, from stem to stern.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (VoAdT)

31 Will AOC talk to Brett Baier?
____

It would be a more enlightening interview if she sat with AlexStein99 instead.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (Dv3i1)

32 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

33 Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (ke82b)

How are you hanging in, Lizzy?

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (MNQG6)

34 >>>"You think I should wait on line at United? No apologies for my private jets."

Good point, I hadn't considered that angle.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (uCjyK)

35 5 You can't spell "hypocrisy" without some of the letters in "vanguard of the proletariat."

given that it has most of "etaoin shrdlu", there's not mich you can spell without some of the letters.

Posted by: anachronda at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (BdTVc)

36 Remember, it was my supporters who organized the "fart-in" at the 2016 Democratic Convention to protest my treatment.

Eric Swalwell, eat your heart out.

Posted by: Bernie S. at May 08, 2025 03:01 PM (0sNs1)

37 It’s like anti-manspreading.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (l3YAf)

Bitch-clenching?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:01 PM (VoAdT)

38 Bernie Sanders is pretty much the country's richest hobo.

Posted by: Paco at May 08, 2025 03:01 PM (mADJX)

39 12 Bernie Sanders on Using Expensive Private Jets -- Paid for by Billionaire Pals -- While "Fighting the Oligarchy:" "You Want Me to Wait in Line at United With 30,000 People?"


Yes, you f'n commie.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (k3Vs9)

Some Pigs are more equal, than others...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 03:01 PM (QAkQ3)

40 C'mon people, Bernie's hero, Mao-Tse Tung, moved in to the same emperor's palace that he "overthrew."

It's what they do. They use Marxist-sounding language simply as a way of installing themselves as the new emperors. Been that way since, well, the beginning.

There is no such thing as communism. It's just a verbal gimmick to trick your way into power.

Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 03:01 PM (pMi6S)

41 Bernie fans: "we don't care, yay Bernie fight for us against the rich...er than you!"

I mocked a picture of someone holding a sign saying "tax the rich" on X, saying "who wants to tell her? [that we already tax the rich]"

Some guy commented: "well then they should tax the rich more!"

I asked him "how much should the rich be taxed?" Because the guy clearly didn't know how much they are being taxed (hint: Elon Musk pays over a billion in taxes every year LOL). They just hold positions based on emotion and gut reaction, the facts don't matter.

You know how I now this? because that's how I used to be when I was college age

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:01 PM (2VST1)

42 Everything Bernie knows he learned from Bertram Scudder.

Posted by: Dave's not here, man at May 08, 2025 03:01 PM (raPis)

43 The unwashed.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (IifOV)

44
They only keep Bernie around for comic relief.

Just like Carville.

Posted by: And we all know it at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (UbjG+)

45 I'd love to see AOC's tax returns from 2018, the year before she was first elected and her last waitressing year, through the present time.

Bet she's rich now.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (/8qYR)

46 Bernie Sanders on Using Expensive Private Jets -- Paid for by Billionaire Pals -- While "Fighting the Oligarchy:" "You Want Me to Wait in Line at United With 30,000 People?"
________________

No, of course not. That's for the peasantry, not for the commissars.

Entitled never-employed asshole.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

47 22 No way Alex Soros is better that Weiner, except in the pocket book. Huma is a gold-digger.
____

A pretty good clam-digger too.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (Dv3i1)

48 He's the guy fighting his porn addiction by watching porn, "how else am I supposed to know what is porn?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (OmKmS)

49 >>No way Alex Soros is better that Weiner, except in the pocket book. Huma is a gold-digger.


I thought Alex was gay?
That would make it a lot easier for Huma.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (ke82b)

50
Out: We're better than Trump!

In: We're only doing the same stuff Trump does!

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (MNQG6)

51 Bernie's speeches used to rail against "millionaires and billionaires". Then it went to just "billionaires" . That happens when a socialist becomes a millionaire

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (vmkyp)

52 But he wrote a BOOK you guys. BEST SELLER! He's EARNED those houses and the right to fly on private jets!

Bigots.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

53 Imagine a country and civic culture so degraded that an idiot like Bernie can be elected to any office at any level, and even be listened to. This is what we're up against.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2025 03:03 PM (1m82a)

54 Bernie Sanders is pretty much the country's richest hobo.

Yeah we probably all have known that super left wing nutjob that never amounted to anything and demanded everyone give them money and stuff. You know the guy that's always crashed at someone else's house and never holds a job down. That's Bernie. He just managed to do well at it, somehow. He's not even that well spoken or clever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:03 PM (2VST1)

55 There is no such thing as communism. It's just a verbal gimmick to trick your way into power.
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 03:01 PM (pMi6S)

Communism just feudalism with pseudo-intellectual trappings.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:03 PM (l3YAf)

56 Huck Follywood

She auditioned and was selected by a shadowy group. She is an actor and puppet of guys in the shadows.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:03 PM (u82oZ)

57 It's what they do. They use Marxist-sounding language simply as a way of installing themselves as the new emperors. Been that way since, well, the beginning.

There is no such thing as communism. It's just a verbal gimmick to trick your way into power.
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 03:01 PM (pMi6S)

Very true.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:03 PM (uCjyK)

58
I thought Alex was gay?
That would make it a lot easier for Huma.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (ke82b)



I mean, look at him. He hasn't smelled pussy since mom shot him out the canal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

59 BTW I bet you a jillion scrillion gorillion dollars to your nothing that Trump did more to help the poor by 35 than that human trashcan Sanders would in 50 lifetimes.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:04 PM (MNQG6)

60 Will AOC talk to Brett Baier?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 02:59 PM (U7Gpi)
===================
Barely an inconvenience.

Baier is a powder puff interviewer, don't you think?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 03:04 PM (/8qYR)

61 49 >>No way Alex Soros is better that Weiner, except in the pocket book. Huma is a gold-digger.


I thought Alex was gay?
That would make it a lot easier for Huma.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (ke82b)

Ikr? I can't get over just how gay he looks in that photo. I'm embarrassed for them.

Posted by: Caligirl at May 08, 2025 03:04 PM (MFuOv)

62 Bernie only has a problem with oligarchy when it's not communist oligarchs.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (6ydKt)

63 A multi millionaire who's too good to wait in line at the airport like the rest of us peasants and is instead flying around on private jets is "fighting oligarchy" and climate change?

The political landscape would look very different if the FNM actually took this sort of reporting to heart. And, based on what both they and Dem pols claim to believe in they should.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (t0Rmr)

64 zombie

Communism. 154 years of failure since the Paris Commune.

That failure is independent of culture, the previous richness of a country, or the skills of the people.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (u82oZ)

65 I mean, look at him. He hasn't smelled pussy since mom shot him out the canal.
____

Huh, I assumed he came out of a pod.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (Dv3i1)

66 There is no such thing as communism. It's just a verbal gimmick to trick your way into power.
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 03:01 PM (pMi6S)

That's literally everything they say. They don't believe any of it. Not one thing.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (MNQG6)

67 Yeah we probably all have known that super left wing nutjob that never amounted to anything and demanded everyone give them money and stuff. You know the guy that's always crashed at someone else's house and never holds a job down. That's Bernie.
________________

Following in the stinky footsteps of his guru, Karl Marx.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (YqDXo)

68 The general consensus is that Maine is a little weird and the inhabitants a bit strange. HOWEVER, I always felt that way about Vermont. It's hard to classify the general population in that State. Some of it is so hypocritically liberal that they ended up housing businesses like "Ben and Jerry's".

Local municipalities in some areas around Burlington actually have a guy whose job is to travel around the area measuring the grass strands on front lawns. If the grass is a fraction too long, the municipality will fine the homeowner. I thought they were making this up until I saw it happening.

I never really understood how Vermont and NH could be so different. Not so much now. But, there was a time when it was a significant dichonomy.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (dIske)

69 I'd love to see AOC's tax returns from 2018, the year before she was first elected and her last waitressing year, through the present time.

Bet she's rich now.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (/8qYR)

All tax returns for all people seeking office should be public.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (l3YAf)

70 You have to look at the Leftist mindset. To them, Bernie Sanders is fighting the good fight, so he "deserves" these rewards. The same way Obama deserves his pedo lifestyle and Alec Baldwin deserves to be able to murder anyone he wants to. They "deserve" these little perks because they're on the Left.

Anyone else would be flayed alive of course, but logic and reason are not tools of the Left.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (WPL6O)

71 51 Bernie's speeches used to rail against "millionaires and billionaires". Then it went to just "billionaires" . That happens when a socialist becomes a millionaire
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (vmkyp)

Bernie has, I'm sure, been living the lifestyle of a millionaire since he got to the Senate.

At what point he hit the million dollar mark in assets, I don't know. But all of these Senators live lifestyles way above the lifestyle the rest of the country lives when they make $175,000 a year.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (uCjyK)

72 Huma Abedin is the worst feminist ever. Her entire career and fame is by being married to various scumbag leftists.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (2VST1)

73 It is amazing that a guy who failed at every real job he had, considering the few he has had, has gotten stinking rich while railing against the wealthy.

Posted by: toby928 at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (HuV1l)

74
"You think I should drink out of a water fountain? No apologies for that Acqua di Cristallo Tributo."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (U7Gpi)

75 Bernie is even a bigger POS than I originally thought.

And that was already a pretty f***ing giant piece.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (dadcM)

76 I'd love to see AOC interviewed by Catherine Herridge.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (/8qYR)

77 BTW I bet you a jillion scrillion gorillion dollars to your nothing that Trump did more to help the poor by 35 than that human trashcan Sanders would in 50 lifetimes.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:04 PM (MNQG6)



Bernie's been in politics his ENTIRE working life. He held one construction job for a few weeks, determined that wasn't worth it and ran for his town's mayor role.

Since he's been in politics, education has gotten worse, deficit has gotten worse and homelessness has gotten worse.

Bernie Sanders has helped NO ONE in his lifetime. ESPECIALLY the poor.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

78 Sander's accomplice AOC is 35 (or more?) I think, past prime marrying age and prime child bearing years. She is going get her wish of remaining childless to save the planet and is going to turn into a cat lady.

Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (GUOwU)

79 54 Yeah we probably all have known that super left wing nutjob that never amounted to anything and demanded everyone give them money and stuff. You know the guy that's always crashed at someone else's house and never holds a job down. That's Bernie. He just managed to do well at it, somehow. He's not even that well spoken or clever. - Christopher R Taylor

Exactly so. His career represents the ultimate in sleeping on somebody else's couch.

Posted by: Paco at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (mADJX)

80 55 There is no such thing as communism. It's just a verbal gimmick to trick your way into power.
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 03:01 PM (pMi6S)

Communism just feudalism with pseudo-intellectual trappings.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:03 PM (l3YAf)

The Cold War rhetoric used to crack me up... We must defend Democracies from Communism!!!!

But... uh... we are a Republic... and they are the USSR... Socialists... says so right in their name.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (QAkQ3)

81 I'd love to see AOC interviewed by Catherine Herridge.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (/8qYR)



I look forward to the debates between her and Vance.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

82 I guess Bolshie Hypocrite is good work if you can get it.

Posted by: toby928 at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (HuV1l)

83 All tax returns for all people seeking office should be public.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (l3YAf)

Maybe not seeking, but it should be a requirement that you make them public before assuming office at least. Maybe not. Maybe you're right.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (VoAdT)

84 I don't think young people believe in socialism, I think young people believe in the idea of them getting to be a rich and famous grifter just like Bernie.

AOC is basically the model. Broke bartender becomes a zillionaire overnight.

Posted by: Leupold at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (4pwAx)

85 >>I mean, look at him. He hasn't smelled pussy since mom shot him out the canal.


Yep.
Huma is an excellent beard.
And she only expects them to push her Muslim Brotherhood goals in returns. And hey, it's not like her sponsors are all that crazy about Christians, so it's a win-win for them.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (ke82b)

86 I'd love to see AOC's tax returns from 2018, the year before she was first elected and her last waitressing year, through the present time.

Bet she's rich now.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (/8qYR)
In her last financial filing, she listed assets with an upper range limit of $20 million. Broke ass poor, with massive student loans still outstanding to multimillionaire in 7 years. Honest work.... She was picked and groomed for this gig.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (pZ64F)

87
And that was already a pretty f***ing giant piece.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (dadcM)



"Tell him about the Twinkie."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

88 No one should ever treat Bernie as a serious or knowledgeable person. Because he is not a serious or knowledgeable person. He is a lying commie cocksucker who combs his hair with a balloon.

"You Want Me to Wait in Line at United With 30,000 People?"
Let them eat cake, right dickhead?

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 03:07 PM (2J/Lj)

89 They "deserve" these little perks because they're on the Left.

Yeah its the same mindset that the king is untouchable and can do anything because he's the font of honor and placed by God. He can do what would be wrong for YOU to do, because he's the King.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:07 PM (2VST1)

90 Stalin and all his higher ups had the use of "the peoples Dachas" to live and vacation at. The People weren't invited unless they were cleaning the sewage system.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:07 PM (8avO+)

91 The true Marxists never follow their own rhetoric

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 03:08 PM (ypFCm)

92 "You Want Me to Wait in Line at United With 30,000 People?"
Let them eat cake, right dickhead?
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 03:07 PM (2J/Lj)

At least Marie wanted to give them something...

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:08 PM (8avO+)

93 That failure is independent of culture, the previous richness of a country, or the skills of the people.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (u82oZ)

Imagine the genius of a system that could make Germans poor.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:08 PM (l3YAf)

94 Don't blame Bernie, blame the assholes in Vermont who keep him in the senate. 83 year old commie cocksucker and yet keeps getting re-elected since 1990. 35 years of his stupid old bullshit. Hopefully he is dead soon.

That's all you need to know about Vermont.

Posted by: Vermont Is For Assholes at May 08, 2025 03:08 PM (imQ+3)

95
I never really understood how Vermont and NH could be so different. Not so much now. But, there was a time when it was a significant dichonomy.
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (dIske)

Vermont and New Hampshire were not very different a few generations ago.

A bunch of NY hippies moved up there to flip the state blue in the 1960's, including the Ben & Jerry's guys and Bernie.

The population of VT is 650,000. It wasn't hard to flip the state.

And those hippies built the culture around UVM and Burlington.

Anyways, most VTers and NHers who have been there a few generations are pretty similar people. Outdoors, woodsy types who smoke weed and don't like people telling them what to do and very much dislike the Massholes and New Yorkers who are always trying to fuck with their lifestyles.

Which transcends national R / D politics in a lot of ways.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:09 PM (uCjyK)

96 Huma "look Wiener and Alex are slimy scumbags, but they're a big step up from nuzzling Hillary's taint"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 03:09 PM (vmkyp)

97 Bernie?

Selfish bastard.

Wouldn't even lend me any Grey Poupon.

Posted by: Miffed Miklos at May 08, 2025 03:09 PM (t6ibK)

98
"You Want Me to Wait in Line at United With 30,000 People?"
Let them eat cake, right dickhead?
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 03:07 PM (2J/Lj)



He wasn't waiting in line with 30,000 people. There were 30,000 people waiting to see HIM because he's such a vibrant speaker. He doesn't want to leave THEM waiting, for he's WAY too important, so TO THE PRIVATE JET!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

99 It's what they do. They use Marxist-sounding language simply as a way of installing themselves as the new emperors. Been that way since, well, the beginning. - zombie

"Thar's gold in them thar shills!"

Posted by: Paco at May 08, 2025 03:09 PM (mADJX)

100 22 No way Alex Soros is better that Weiner, except in the pocket book. Huma is a gold-digger.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
=======
Huma is well connected with the Muslim Brotherhood. Any sort of power draws her to attach herself like flies on manure.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:10 PM (ctrM5)

101
Communism. 154 years of failure since the Paris Commune.

Posted by: NaCly Dog

================

Plymouth Colony 1621.

It can't claim a *continuous* record of failure since the colonists quickly abandoned it, but you could argue the delusion never died.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:10 PM (U7Gpi)

102 "Comrades, your penthouse apartment has been seized by the state to use as housing for homeless illegal immigrants. Please report to Bureaucracy Building 37b to wait in line to get the application for your new sharing housing assignment."

Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 03:10 PM (pMi6S)

103 Bet she's rich now.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (/8qYR)
In her last financial filing, she listed assets with an upper range limit of $20 million. Broke ass poor, with massive student loans still outstanding to multimillionaire in 7 years. Honest work.... She was picked and groomed for this gig.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (pZ64F)

When asked how deep he was going to drill into Fraud, Elon Musk said... you want me to get killed?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 03:10 PM (QAkQ3)

104 Always read Bernie has multiple homes

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 02:55 PM (ypFCm)

----------------

I believe it's "multiple homos" servicing his wife.

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2025 03:10 PM (jNfIV)

105 Fly with the unwashed? Unthinkable!

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2025 03:10 PM (QzINz)

106 I like how Bernie was reportedly enraged at the clip showing he has been warning that "America is descending into oligarchy" for 30+ years.

A period that coincides with a 10-20X increase in his wealth while the average American wage has been stagnant.

Fighting the oligarchy by becoming an oligarch.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 03:11 PM (OmKmS)

107 I know that the left doesn't care about hypocrisy but this kind of thing stings with normies and the apolitical.

"so let me get this straight, he flies around the country in a private jet from his three houses, warning everyone about 'the oligarchy' and denouncing the rich??"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:11 PM (2VST1)

108 Sander's accomplice AOC is 35 (or more?) I think, past prime marrying age and prime child bearing years. She is going get her wish of remaining childless to save the planet and is going to turn into a cat lady.
Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (GUOwU)

Her trajectory is Maxine Waters. Fake head of an oppressed community to valve off a real reformer.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:11 PM (8avO+)

109
TO THE PRIVATE JET!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

=============

lol, someone needs to AI Batman and Robin costumes onto Bernie and AOC and add that speech bubble.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:11 PM (U7Gpi)

110 It kind of doesn't make sense....

You can check in using your phone or one of those little kiosk doodads. So the carrier doesn't really matter (so why pick on United, which is one of the better ones?). Your wait with all the filthy peasants is mostly going to be in security, which your ass can flash your MoC pin and sail right through the side gate anyways, so who cares?

So the guy just made a gratuitous swipe at the Povvos that he really, really didn't need to, for no other reason than that he really, really hates Povvos.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:11 PM (VoAdT)

111 True oligarchy has never been tried.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 03:12 PM (OmKmS)

112 Willowed, encore!

440 The original center of the putative Muhammad’s religion / totalitarian political movement was neither Mecca nor Medina. Look at the oldest mosques: their qiblah (compass) point to Petra, in modern day Jordan.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 03:12 PM (YSv5G)

113 This foul commie fossil is bragging about his rallies drawing “30,000 people.” He and another supposed superstar (the bucktooth booty THOT) have been up and down and across the USA for weeks now, with fawning media coverage. And the best they can do is the (almost certainly inflated) 30,000 number? Kamala probably fucked half that number of men.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 08, 2025 03:12 PM (aeiyZ)

114 "You Want Me to Wait in Line at United With 30,000 People?"
Let them eat cake, right dickhead?
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 03:07 PM (2J/Lj)

This is why Trump went and worked at McDonald's. They wouldn't even do it as a stunt.

"Touch "those" people!? Heavens no!!! Do I look like an animal??"

Given the chance to go back and win by doing it first, I guaranfuckingtee Kamala wouldn't do it. She believes she should be elected without stooping so low.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:12 PM (MNQG6)

115 whig

Huma is a unrepentant whore, in that case.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:12 PM (u82oZ)

116 NetJets and some of the private jet companies provide a competative rate in some cases to commercial travel.

Bernie isn't taking these jets. He's spending the MAX AMOUNT for private travel. He's not even bargain shopping THAT.

The man is a MASSIVE hypocrite. MASSIVE.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

117 "You Want Me to Wait in Line at United With 30,000 People?"
Let them eat cake, right dickhead?

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 03:07 PM (2J/Lj)
__________________

No, of course not. I want him to wait in line for Greyhound.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:13 PM (YqDXo)

118 111 True oligarchy has never been tried.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 03:12 PM (OmKmS)

But it looks like we are moving to a Kritarchy (rule by Judges).... so we'll have that new historic precedent!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 03:13 PM (QAkQ3)

119 >> Anyways, most VTers and NHers who have been there a few generations are pretty similar people. Outdoors, woodsy types who smoke weed and don't like people telling them what to do and very much dislike the Massholes and New Yorkers who are always trying to fuck with their lifestyles.

VT is beautiful, but the problem is they want to tell everyone else how to live.

Build your mostly-white individualist ski resort commune and leave the rest of us alone.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:13 PM (l3YAf)

120 111 True oligarchy has never been tried.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


"What this room needs is more oligarchy."
(Smashes up room. Looks around, confused.)
"That wasn't real oligarchy."

Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 03:14 PM (pMi6S)

121 I think this is why the left's message (right now at least) is not resonating with people. Because their entire push was against the powerful and the oppressive, and the rich AND THAT DESCRIBES THEM.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:14 PM (2VST1)

122 True oligarchy has never been tried.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

ISWYDT.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:14 PM (u82oZ)

123 Zombie if only

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 03:14 PM (ypFCm)

124 Soros and Huma look like a very happy couple

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 08, 2025 03:14 PM (aeiyZ)

125 He’s a millionaire, legitimate or not. Why can’t he just use his own money to charter private jets. Oh, wait…

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 03:15 PM (YSv5G)

126 The man is a MASSIVE hypocrite. MASSIVE.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

I mean, there's a comedian, Patton Oswalt, he told me, "I think the worst part of the Cosby thing was the hypocrisy." And I disagreed.

....I thought it was the raping.

Posted by: Zombie Norm Macdonald at May 08, 2025 03:15 PM (uCjyK)

127 He's "fighting the oligarchy" in the same way that OJ was "searching for the real killers"

Posted by: Wally at May 08, 2025 03:15 PM (NXYp1)

128 I look forward to the debates between her and Vance.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
=================
AOC is smart enough to not debate Vance, and get destroyed in public.

If rumors bear out and she has her bulging eyes set on Chuckles Schemer I bet she wins that race.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 03:15 PM (daREX)

129
Her trajectory is Maxine Waters. Fake head of an oppressed community to valve off a real reformer.
Posted by: Oldcat

==============

Yes! I've felt that way the minute she hit the scene. Maxine Waters, Charlie Rangel, any of those Congresszombies who get a permanent seat and a big megaphone early in their careers and just annoy the American public for the next 50 years while accomplishing nothing because their ideas are too stupid even for the Democrats.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:15 PM (U7Gpi)

130 "Olliegarchy" is when the fat guy bosses the skinny guy around in the Laurel and Hardy films.

Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 03:15 PM (pMi6S)

131
"You think I'm going to be sitting on a waiting line," Caesar Flickerman -- excuse me, Bernie Sanders -- asks, "at United, while 30,000 people are waiting?" Sanders appeared on Fox News to answer questions about his Fight The Oligarchy tour,

------

He's really not very good at this, is be? But the senile hippies in Vermont keep reelecting him.

At least he didn't complain about how bad the public snells, like that other pederast Harry Reid.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 08, 2025 03:15 PM (iDnLi)

132 Which transcends national R / D politics in a lot of ways.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:09 PM (uCjyK)

________________

I guess you could make the argument that Colorado followed a similar path.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 03:15 PM (dIske)

133 120 111 True oligarchy has never been tried.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

"What this room needs is more oligarchy."
(Smashes up room. Looks around, confused.)
"That wasn't real oligarchy."
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 03:14 PM (pMi6S)

/Writes Oligarchy on his Cow Bell...

/starts hitting Cow Bell...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 03:16 PM (QAkQ3)

134 Don't blame Bernie, blame the assholes in Vermont who keep him in the senate. 83 year old commie cocksucker and yet keeps getting re-elected since 1990. 35 years of his stupid old bullshit. Hopefully he is dead soon.

That's all you need to know about Vermont.
Posted by: Vermont Is For Assholes at May 08, 2025 03:08 PM (imQ+3)

But he's Independent like Vermonters!!!

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:16 PM (8avO+)

135 I mean, look at him. He hasn't smelled pussy since mom shot him out the canal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

That's not how Bond villians breed. He was hatched in a test tube in a hollow volcanic island. Cut scene at the begining of the movie should have told ya.

This movie that never seems to end and Bond never shows up to kill the bad guys.

Posted by: Reforger at May 08, 2025 03:16 PM (xcIvR)

136 Your wait with all the filthy peasants is mostly going to be in security, which your ass can flash your MoC pin and sail right through the side gate anyways, so who cares?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:11 PM (VoAdT)
________________

I'd pull members of Congress (especially the Muslim types, and the entire CBC) for extra screening, but that's me. I bet they get away with all kinds of crap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:16 PM (YqDXo)

137 It's not the oligarchs that are ruining or threaten this country:

It's the gentriarchs.

Puddin' brain Biden isn't an outlier in the Democrat party, he's the norm.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 03:16 PM (OmKmS)

138 Plymouth Colony 1621.

It can't claim a *continuous* record of failure since the colonists quickly abandoned it, but you could argue the delusion never died.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:10 PM (U7Gpi)

The Puritans tried it again in the English Civil War, see the Diggers.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:16 PM (l3YAf)

139 No relation to that freeloading, red diaper layabout.

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at May 08, 2025 03:16 PM (Aqu9a)

140 “ The greatest among you will be your servant. For those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted.”

Matthew 23:11-12

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 03:17 PM (jPWzX)

141
The Left: Look how great all the socialist countries are doing!

Us: They're all failing.

The Left: True socialism has never been tried!

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:17 PM (MNQG6)

142 Fuck the Proles!

AmIRight?

Posted by: Otto Pen at May 08, 2025 03:17 PM (sJHOI)

143 Don't blame Bernie, blame the assholes in Vermont who keep him in the senate. 83 year old commie cocksucker and yet keeps getting re-elected since 1990. 35 years of his stupid old bullshit. Hopefully he is dead soon.

That's all you need to know about Vermont.
Posted by: Vermont Is For Assholes


Vermont is like Rhode Island. It's not a real place.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2025 03:17 PM (k3Vs9)

144 78 Sander's accomplice AOC is 35 (or more?)
Posted by: Ripley
======
Deep State, Sandy's first job was with AID. Also note all the former CIA agents running for office.

One thing I learned from the JFK papers is that you have Howard Hunt's name all over the place there including a meeting in 1972 with CIA reps discussing payment for expenses despite being 'retired'. Something similar for assets--they would pick up money here and there despite being little more than criminals like Stephen Halper.

A later meeting after Nixon resigned had Hunt sitting in a meeting discussing how his book was to be marketed.

Despite having the CIA review it and approve it, Howard wanted the CIA to hide that fact so he could get a bit more marketing wise--sort of an unauthorized inside story marketing ploy.

I think it is fair to say that there are no 'former' CIA agents as they simply ooze into the blob that is our ngo-Dept of State-private firm contractors arena. Now they are putting themselves into office.

Nasty IC critters.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:17 PM (ctrM5)

145 Uhmm, Trump has his own 757, why would would he a fly in commercial passenger airplane?

These people.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2025 03:18 PM (XV/Pl)

146 FWIW Mark Thiessen said Pope Leo XV is a registered Republican and has always voted Republican while he was in Chicago.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2025 03:18 PM (NpAcC)

147 I mean, there's a comedian, Patton Oswalt, he told me, "I think the worst part of the Cosby thing was the hypocrisy." And I disagreed.

....I thought it was the raping.
Posted by: Zombie Norm Macdonald at May 08, 2025 03:15 PM (uCjyK)



Patton Oswalt f*cks cats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

148 Victorian law plainly and harshly punished male homosexuality. They never passed a law against lesbianism, however, supposedly because no one wanted to explain to Queen Vickie what it was.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 03:18 PM (YSv5G)

149 Huma Looks kinda hawt there. ngl

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:18 PM (ImXfC)

150 Marie Antoinette probably never said, "Let them eat cake." It is an attribution by Rousseau:

https://allthatsinteresting.com/let-them-eat-cake

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 03:19 PM (42Vb+)

151 In her last financial filing, she listed assets with an upper range limit of $20 million. Broke ass poor, with massive student loans still outstanding to multimillionaire in 7 years. Honest work.... She was picked and groomed for this gig.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (pZ64F)
======================
That's after tax income too, meaning she made possibly as much as $30-40 million dollars in six years (through 2024).

I'm in the wrong business, and am now thinking the anti-oligarchy gig is looking pretty awesome.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 03:19 PM (daREX)

152 Its Go Time Donald

You worry me. Do you still have a Man card?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:19 PM (u82oZ)

153 Vermont is like Rhode Island. It's not a real place.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2025 03:17 PM (k3Vs9)

Vermont is real. Most of the people are fake. Commie cardboard cutouts.

Posted by: Reforger at May 08, 2025 03:19 PM (xcIvR)

154 Trump has his own 757, why would would he a fly in commercial passenger airplane?

He also doesn't fly around condemning rich people and pretending to be a regular guy man of the people. He doesn't give speeches about the dangers of the "oligarchy" while being a member of it. What is thee point of comparing him to Trump, exactly??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:19 PM (2VST1)

155 You Want Me to Wait in Line at United With 30,000 People?
----+--
No, Mr. Sanders, I expect you to die!

Posted by: A. Goldfinger at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (6YdsJ)

156 AP article on the new Pope:

https://is.gd/ZPCmrb

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, swimming the Tiber for all your Papal News needs at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (PiwSw)

157 "so let me get this straight, he flies around the country in a private jet from his three houses, warning everyone about 'the oligarchy' and denouncing the rich??"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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That little Commie got his own jet airplane,
That old Commie is a millionaire.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (ctrM5)

158
Bernie isn't taking these jets. He's spending the MAX AMOUNT for private travel. He's not even bargain shopping THAT.

The man is a MASSIVE hypocrite. MASSIVE.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

Cross country flights costs about 5-10,000 per hour in a medium sized jet, about 10 people. That's pretty expensive and sometimes you have to pay standby time for the pilot. It's really expensive.

Posted by: Caligirl at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (MFuOv)

159 I mean, there's a comedian, Patton Oswalt, he told me, "I think the worst part of the Cosby thing was the hypocrisy." And I disagreed.

....I thought it was the raping.
Posted by: Zombie Norm Macdonald at May 08, 2025 03:15 PM (uCjyK)

Patton Oswalt is the kind of man who doesn’t own a doghouse. Because he murdered his wife!

Posted by: Zombie Norm Macdonald at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (l3YAf)

160 Patton Oswalt f*cks cats.

"not that there's anything wrong with that"
--Pepe LePew

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (2VST1)

161 Huma Looks kinda hawt there. ngl
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:18 PM (ImXfC)



Some of you guys never cease to shock me in your definition of "hawt broads."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

162 He's "fighting the oligarchy" in the same way that OJ was "searching for the real killers"
Posted by: Wally at May 08, 2025 03:15 PM (NXYp1)

And the FBI / Capitol Police are searching for the J6 pipe bomber.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (Aqu9a)

163 What is thee point of comparing him to Trump, exactly??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Orange Man Bad syndrome.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (ctrM5)

164 "...so if you go for Democrats
that court the Poors
in tails and spats
Tough! It's Us that gits...
...Lying Filthy Rich!"

Adapted from "Puttin' on the Ritz;" apologies to Fred, although I doubt he follows me.

Posted by: Ju at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (vgX6l)

165 The Jacobins were thuggish communists before Marx gave communism a name and dogma

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (vmkyp)

166 I actually enjoyed it when Michael Bloomberg lit up Bernie at a Democrat debate about his wealthy lifestyle despite being a "socialist."

Posted by: Leupold at May 08, 2025 03:21 PM (4pwAx)

167 National Airport?

Is it not called Dulles anymore? Or Reagan? Or whatever the crap it is?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:21 PM (VoAdT)

168 Patton Oswalt is the Seth Rogen of Mark Ruffaloes.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, swimming the Tiber for all your Papal News needs at May 08, 2025 03:21 PM (PiwSw)

169 NemoMeImpuneLacessit

We need a Dark Lab to find a genetic marker / propensity of homosexuality. Probably a fetus development issue, except for those sucked into the lifestyle.

Let parents decide.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:21 PM (u82oZ)

170 Broke ass poor, with massive student loans still outstanding to multimillionaire in 7 years.

Remember her whining about how the congressional pay wasn't high enough because of how expensive housing is in DC?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:21 PM (2VST1)

171 I do hope the Pope is best for the Catholic church

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 03:21 PM (ypFCm)

172 30,000 people waiting.

Hey, how about you schedule a flight that'll get you there on time?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2025 03:21 PM (KbCG3)

173 >> Vermont is like Rhode Island. It's not a real place.

Greater Massachusetts.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:22 PM (l3YAf)

174 Vermont is like Rhode Island. It's not a real place.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2025 03:17 PM (k3Vs9)
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Silent Cal would disagree. Probably briefly, and sotto voce.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 03:22 PM (daREX)

175 "He wasn't waiting in line with 30,000 people. There were 30,000 people waiting to see HIM because he's such a vibrant speaker. He doesn't want to leave THEM waiting, for he's WAY too important, so TO THE PRIVATE JET!!!"

Right, but why not just catch an earlier flight, so those 30K won't be waiting for him?

And who is paying for his jet?

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2025 03:22 PM (Cus5s)

176 Some of you guys never cease to shock me in your definition of "hawt broads."
Posted by: Sponge
========
In Germany, there are brothels for guys to get it on with animals. Tells ya something. Of course, Ham Ass and other assorted goat fckers prefer raping animals than paying for it.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:22 PM (ctrM5)

177 All animals are equal. But some animals are more equal than others.

I went to college in Burlington VT. Bernie was mayor for part of that time. He used to hold speeches in front of the original Ben & Jerry’s ice cream shop (old time gas station). He was yelling about revolution and against capitalism in those days. He looked and sounded like a lunatic with his crazy hair sticking straight up. I was young then but smart enough to know this guy was a schmendrick, even 40 years ago.

Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at May 08, 2025 03:22 PM (lIN5E)

178 >>"so let me get this straight, he flies around the country in a private jet from his three houses, warning everyone about 'the oligarchy' and denouncing the rich??"



"Like. A. Boss."
*ahem*
-- Al Gore, private jet-and-mansion collector Climate Alarmist

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 03:22 PM (ke82b)

179 Warai-otoko

Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport is the official name.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:23 PM (u82oZ)

180 Soros looks pretty smug for a guy pounding sloppy seconds from Carlos Danger.

Posted by: SQUANTO at May 08, 2025 03:23 PM (Ak2xC)

181 The murderer of Daniel Pearl killed, thank you India.

What a shame on George Bush, what a shame on all of our agencies who were involved and did NOTHING. What a shame on us for allowing them to get away with doing NOTHING.

India, thank you. And thank you for showing the world how to respect terrorists.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:23 PM (lCWOD)

182 78 Sander's accomplice AOC is 35 (or more?) I think, past prime marrying age and prime child bearing years. She is going get her wish of remaining childless to save the planet and is going to turn into a cat lady.
____

Having a soy-infused boyfriend isn't going to help her in that department, though I wish them the best.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 03:23 PM (Dv3i1)

183 Fighting the oligarchy by becoming an oligarch.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 03:11 PM (OmKmS)

-----------------

Old & Busted: Eminence Front.
New Hotness: Communist Front.

[With apologies to The Who']

It's an communist front
It's an communist front, it's a put on
It's a put on, it's a put on, it's a put on

Come on join The Party, dress to kill
Won't you come and join The Party dress to kill
Dress to kill

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2025 03:24 PM (Yw8Ag)

184 Some of you guys never cease to shock me in your definition of "hawt broads."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

I separate the art from the artist.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:24 PM (ImXfC)

185 179 Warai-otoko

Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport is the official name.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:23 PM (u82oZ)

Feh. Too many words. Bernie's right. Burn it down.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:24 PM (VoAdT)

186 Huck Follywood

She auditioned and was selected by a shadowy group. She is an actor and puppet of guys in the shadows.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:03 PM (u82oZ)

She got the scalp of a high Dem power that got lazy and didn't pay attention. The Dems swallowed the insurgency and bribed the brains of the operation into other jobs and left AOC as the front to extort donations from "progressives".

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:24 PM (8avO+)

187 He was yelling about revolution and against capitalism in those days. He looked and sounded like a lunatic with his crazy hair sticking straight up.

Back then, that's where all these crazy leftists were. They hung out at the head shops with the underground comics and free newspapers, they gathered at the bus station and yelled and argued.

Now they are in board rooms, courts, legislative bodies, church councils, and college administration. They were fine as crazy street people that gave a city character. We need to get back to thos days

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:24 PM (2VST1)

188 165 The Jacobins were thuggish communists before Marx gave communism a name and dogma
Posted by: Smell the Glove
======
Rousseau and his noxious writings gave life to Jacobins. Rousseau was a pervert (including peeping Tom) and abandoned his family to poverty and death so he could whore around Europe. Was a gigolo part of the time.

But like the Jacobins were on the edge of being guillotined--a coward.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:24 PM (ctrM5)

189 Some animals are more equal than others.

Posted by: InZona at May 08, 2025 03:24 PM (9BKSC)

190 Oldcat

That as well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:24 PM (u82oZ)

191 >>Huma Looks kinda hawt there. ngl


You think Muslim Brotherhood would send a dog to infiltrate the Clintons, and now the Soros family?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM (ke82b)

192
I separate the art from the artist.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:24 PM (ImXfC)



shArt, in this case.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

193 Other “registered Republicans”

Lynne Cheney
All the Bushes
Thom Tillis
Arnold However the fuck spell it

It’s meaningless.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM (ImXfC)

194 Sanders is denouncing oligarchs in the hopes that he is thereby distancing himself from them, when in fact he is one of them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM (YqDXo)

195 In Germany, there are brothels for guys to get it on with animals. Tells ya something. Of course, Ham Ass and other assorted goat fckers prefer raping animals than paying for it.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:22 PM (ctrM5)

Well, there goes my lunch apatite.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM (dadcM)

196
Don't blame Bernie, blame the assholes in Vermont who keep him in the senate. 83 year old commie cocksucker and yet keeps getting re-elected since 1990. 35 years of his stupid old bullshit. Hopefully he is dead soon.

That's all you need to know about Vermont.
Posted by: Vermont Is For Assholes

================

It's not just Vermont -- it's some Thing that happens in Congressional districts that become noncompetitive the minute some magical personality gains them. Has someone figured out this phenomenon? By the way, you want to hear a joke? Saikat Chakrabarti, that Justice Democrat who launched AOC and had to bug out of her staff because of something stupid he did is trying to stay relevant by running for Nancy Pelosi's seat lol. He obviously knows he can't win, but I think his pathetic attempt to keep a little limelight is amusing.

That's exactly why I agree with Oldcat, AOC's trajectory is also permanence in her current seat. (Although primarying Schumer... interesting prospect.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM (U7Gpi)

197 Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at May 08, 2025 03:22 PM (lIN5E)

I have a coworker who was there at the same time and he had some Bernie stories. Would be hilarious if you knew him but op sec and all that.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM (MNQG6)

198 Dow up over 530. Only 1800 less than when Trump took office. And that market had inflated values

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM (vmkyp)

199 Cheat sheet for the media:

BillG, Pierre Omidyar, George Soros: Good Oligarchs

Elon: Bad Oligarch

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, swimming the Tiber for all your Papal News needs at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM (PiwSw)

200 You think Muslim Brotherhood would send a dog to infiltrate the Clintons, and now the Soros family?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM (ke82b)


That’s what I’m saying. Separate the art from the artist.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:26 PM (ImXfC)

201 Did you all know that helicopter is not a combo of heli and copter?

That the first part is helico, spinning?

And then pter, wing?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 03:26 PM (OmKmS)

202 Bernie used to denounce "billionaires and millionaires".

Now, he only denounces "billionaires".

I wonder why.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2025 03:26 PM (xTIDn)

203 Old commies are the worst.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 08, 2025 03:26 PM (vF6pD)

204 I think it is fair to say that there are no 'former' CIA agents as they simply ooze into the blob that is our ngo-Dept of State-private firm contractors arena. Now they are putting themselves into office.

Nasty IC critters.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:17 PM (ctrM5)

I think most political books are basic Money Laundering. With 'advances' baked in... then certain 'entities' like Public libraries, buying books.

I mean, an Obama CHILDREN's Book? Somehow makes him millions? $65 MILLION for book ADVANCE in 2017? AFTER he is out of office?

Yet somehow, their REPORTED net worth is only $70 Million? Like the Bidens... I sense a lot of hidden money.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 03:26 PM (QAkQ3)

205 196 That's exactly why I agree with Oldcat, AOC's trajectory is also permanence in her current seat. (Although primarying Schumer... interesting prospect.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM (U7Gpi)

========

She's going to run for president and raise tens of millions of dollars instead.

And then retreat back to her House seat when she burns out where she doesn't have to do anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

206 I hope Steven Crowder does his Bernie bit tomorrow.
Posted by: Cray Cray at May 08, 2025 02:57 PM (EES2L)

Anybody remember the old podcast when ace would do a Bernie impression? Hilarious.

Posted by: InZona at May 08, 2025 03:27 PM (9BKSC)

207 He looked and sounded like a lunatic with his crazy hair sticking straight up. I was young then but smart enough to know this guy was a schmendrick, even 40 years ago.
Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at May 08, 2025 03:22 PM (lIN5E)

When I was in college there was the "Revolutionary Communist Youth Brigade". Their flyers were full of amusing Mickey Marxism straight out of the Soviet Union of the 1930s.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:27 PM (8avO+)

208 Off topic, sorry. I think PDT pulled Pope Leo over the line when he circulated his picture as Pope Donald. It gave the Cardinals the idea to elect an American.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 08, 2025 03:27 PM (MpkcG)

209 Android Romance


Get creative with the lyrics and use Flock of Seagulls 'Space Age Love Song' as the music, you could come up with a fun pop song about those miserable human adjacent specimans.

Posted by: Nelly at May 08, 2025 03:27 PM (pSknm)

210 One thing I learned from the JFK papers is that you have Howard Hunt's name all over the place there including a meeting in 1972 with CIA reps discussing payment for expenses despite being 'retired'. Something similar for assets--they would pick up money here and there despite being little more than criminals like Stephen Halper.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:17 PM (ctrM5)

Isn't it wild how often Hunt's name (and Angletons) pops up in any history from the 60's and 70's?

He was also William F. Buckley's station chief with WFB was in the CIA stationed in Mexico City.

It's like ... what?! How is Hunt is in the middle of every important geopolitical event for 20 years of US history?

Posted by: Zombie Norm Macdonald at May 08, 2025 03:27 PM (uCjyK)

211 Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter used to fly commercial after his failed presidency.

Know a guy that flew to Hawaii on the same plane for a golf tournament. Rosalyn was quite the shit talker to Jimmy about their golf games, it seems, but they were both very pleasant people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

212
>>Huma Looks kinda hawt there. ngl

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Unpopular take, but I've always thought Huma is attractive, elegant, all that stuff.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:27 PM (U7Gpi)

213 So love me and vote for me,
Still, I have no time to waste
Time to zoom off in my private ride.

‘Cause I'm leaving
on a jet plane.
No time to wait
in second class.
Step aside, I've got to go.

Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (pMi6S)

214 Don't blame Bernie, blame the assholes in Vermont who keep him in the senate. 83 year old commie cocksucker and yet keeps getting re-elected since 1990. 35 years of his stupid old bullshit. Hopefully he is dead soon.



1980 is when he got elected to the house. Weirdly enough same election that Reagan won in a landslide.

Vermont only has 1 house seat so he’s been elected and re-elected statewide by Vermont for 45 years.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (ImXfC)

215 She's going to run for president and raise tens of millions of dollars instead.

And then retreat back to her House seat when she burns out where she doesn't have to do anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

That's risky, since you have to give up the seat to run.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (8avO+)

216 Soros looks pretty smug for a guy pounding sloppy seconds from Carlos Danger.

Posted by: SQUANTO at May 08, 2025 03:23 PM (Ak2xC)
________________

Classic example of begging the question.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (YqDXo)

217 186 Huck Follywood

She auditioned and was selected by a shadowy group. She is an actor and puppet of guys in the shadows.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:03 PM (u82oZ)

She got the scalp of a high Dem power that got lazy and didn't pay attention. The Dems swallowed the insurgency and bribed the brains of the operation into other jobs and left AOC as the front to extort donations from "progressives".
Posted by: Oldcat
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She has been a CIA asset since college.
The bartender story is a front.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (lCWOD)

218 The murderer of Daniel Pearl killed, thank you India.

Interesting that the murderer was allowed to live unmolested in Pakistan for more than twenty years after murdering Pearl.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (xTIDn)

219 #146, McConnell Tillis Murkowski are also (or were in last case) "registered Republicans". FWIW.

Meanwhile, totally predictable given the church's reckless imbecilic moral narcissism on the topic, but here's something:

https://tinyurl.com/498zjkjk

Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2025 03:29 PM (1m82a)

220 Humas okay in the right light. I can see some dudes digging that vibe.

In other light she could double as a scarecrow.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:29 PM (MNQG6)

221
Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter used to fly commercial after his failed presidency.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

==============

I remember when Ivanka and her kids flew JetBlue in 2016 I think, either when Trump was running or in his first year in office. Some passenger harassed her as she sat there with her two little kids and bragged about it on Twitter.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:29 PM (U7Gpi)

222 216 Soros looks pretty smug for a guy pounding sloppy seconds from Carlos Danger.

Posted by: SQUANTO at May 08, 2025 03:23 PM (Ak2xC)
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Is there proof of that ? He comes off as sort of a squish to me...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 03:29 PM (VE6XX)

223 181 The murderer of Daniel Pearl killed, thank you India.

What a shame on George Bush, what a shame on all of our agencies who were involved and did NOTHING. What a shame on us for allowing them to get away with doing NOTHING.

India, thank you. And thank you for showing the world how to respect terrorists.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:23 PM (lCWOD)

Just like it took Israel, JUST A COUPLE MONTHS AGO, to kill the guy who organized the 1983 Terrorist bombing of the Marine Barracks in Beirut...

We apparently could not find him for over 40 years.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 03:29 PM (QAkQ3)

224 I hope President Trump visits the Pope soon

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 03:29 PM (ypFCm)

225 216 Soros looks pretty smug for a guy pounding sloppy seconds from Carlos Danger.

Posted by: SQUANTO at May 08, 2025 03:23 PM (Ak2xC)
________________

Classic example of begging the question.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (YqDXo)

Twice. Technically.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (VoAdT)

226 “Comrades!” he cried. “You do not imagine, I hope, that we pigs are doing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us actually dislike milk and apples. I dislike them myself. Our sole object in taking these things is to preserve our health. Milk and apples (this has been proved by Science, comrades) contain substances absolutely necessary to the well-being of a pig. We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organisation of this farm depend on us.”

Posted by: Squealer at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (reCyw)

227 224 I hope President Trump visits the Pope soon
Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 03:29 PM (ypFCm)

I hope the Pope visits Trump sooner.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (VoAdT)

228 The new Pope is a White Male™? Joy Reid is not going to like this one bit!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, swimming the Tiber for all your Papal News needs at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (PiwSw)

229 It's like ... what?! How is Hunt is in the middle of every important geopolitical event for 20 years of US history?
Posted by: Zombie Norm Macdonald at May 08, 2025 03:27 PM (uCjyK)

He's the Forest Gump of geopolitics?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (Aqu9a)

230 Typical "do as I say, not as I do" leftist gibberish. If Bernie flies on anything it should be a Stearman biplane with questionable maintenance records and an equally questionable pilot.

Or a blimp.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (Q4IgG)

231 224 I hope President Trump visits the Pope soon
Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 03:29 PM (ypFCm)

Nah.. Make the pope come to him

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (VE6XX)

232 215 She's going to run for president and raise tens of millions of dollars instead.

And then retreat back to her House seat when she burns out where she doesn't have to do anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:26 PM (GBKbO)
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Some of that money for a bewb lift.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (lCWOD)

233 The peasants are revolting.

Posted by: Comrade Bernie at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (IDphi)

234 201 Did you all know that helicopter is not a combo of heli and copter?

That the first part is helico, spinning?

And then pter, wing?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


Slaps forehead!

Duh! Never thought about it, but I should have known that, being an expert on word derivations.

Have to add that one to my list. Thanks!

Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (pMi6S)

235 215 She's going to run for president and raise tens of millions of dollars instead.

And then retreat back to her House seat when she burns out where she doesn't have to do anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

That's risky, since you have to give up the seat to run.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (8avO+)

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Only if she wins the nomination. And I was assuming she doesn't win the nomination.

Winning the nomination would just mean more graft.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

236 To be fair, I wouldn't want to be seated next to that smelly old hippie on a flight of any duration.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
......

He'd probably steal your peanuts.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

237 218 The murderer of Daniel Pearl killed, thank you India.

Interesting that the murderer was allowed to live unmolested in Pakistan for more than twenty years after murdering Pearl.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (xTIDn)

Well, someone had to take care of Osama Bin Ladens old terrorist compound...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 03:31 PM (QAkQ3)

238 Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter used to fly commercial after his failed presidency.

Know a guy that flew to Hawaii on the same plane for a golf tournament. Rosalyn was quite the shit talker to Jimmy about their golf games, it seems, but they were both very pleasant people.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

Word is Roslyn was the real tough one. Advisers would say if he left a conference and spoke to her they would have to talk him back into the weak, lame policy they were advising.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:31 PM (8avO+)

239 You're telling me. They stink on ice!

Posted by: Just the punchline at May 08, 2025 03:31 PM (UbjG+)

240 Look at their photo… you actually think that they are real??? As in human? C’mon… they would not pass a Turing Test..

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 03:31 PM (PCK5/)

241 Posted by: Squealer at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (reCyw)

And the commies tried to convince me that that book was about Reagan and Thatcher. Or was that the other book.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:31 PM (MNQG6)

242 Bernie in mask photoshopped into the stupid and staged picture of Huma and Son of Soros. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 03:31 PM (42Vb+)

243 He looked and sounded like a lunatic with his crazy hair sticking straight up.
_________________

You mean like Elie Mystal? Don King?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:32 PM (YqDXo)

244 FWIW Mark Thiessen said Pope Leo XV is a registered Republican and has always voted Republican while he was in Chicago.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2025 03:18 PM (NpAcC)

Congratulations on the new Pope! Hopefully with his background he will help Trumpf see that people of color and homosexuals are people too even if they are undocumented immigrants, bishops or even a Pope!

Posted by: Bishopedness Mariann Edgar Budde, Not A Lesbian, Really at May 08, 2025 03:32 PM (imQ+3)

245 / Zombie Norm sock off.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:32 PM (uCjyK)

246 We apparently could not find him for over 40 years.

Hard to find what you aren't even trying to look for.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:32 PM (2VST1)

247 Only if she wins the nomination. And I was assuming she doesn't win the nomination.

Winning the nomination would just mean more graft.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

Pretty sure you can't run for House and Prez the same year.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:32 PM (8avO+)

248 Interesting that the murderer was allowed to live unmolested in Pakistan for more than twenty years after murdering Pearl.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (xTIDn)

We had no idea where he was! Honest!

Oh, and not to alarm you, but and you might want to get that mole on your back checked. These new 8K cameras show a lot more than the old 4Ks.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 08, 2025 03:32 PM (l3YAf)

249 A show of hands, folks. Are Pakistani Slushees better than Hindu Slushees? Or is it the other way round?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 08, 2025 03:33 PM (pZ64F)

250
Did you all know that helicopter is not a combo of heli and copter?

That the first part is helico, spinning?

And then pter, wing?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

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Yes, I knew that. I have fun with morphemes. "Helicopter" has only two. Same number as the word "nest."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:33 PM (U7Gpi)

251 I don't have multiple homes, I have multiple dachcas. There's a difference.

Posted by: Comrade Bernie at May 08, 2025 03:33 PM (IDphi)

252 You know Bernie has a pocket full of lint covered Werther’s candy in his suit coat pocket…

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 03:33 PM (PCK5/)

253 Fun fact. For the first 20ish years of representing Vermont, Bernie was a 2A advocate. He won his first election by being to the right of the Republican on guns.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:33 PM (ImXfC)

254 Typical "do as I say, not as I do" leftist gibberish. If Bernie flies on anything it should be a Stearman biplane with questionable maintenance records and an equally questionable pilot.
________________

Amelia Earhart Airlines.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (YqDXo)

255 Pretty sure you can't run for House and Prez the same year.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:32 PM (8avO+)

I don’t think it would be unconstitutional.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (l3YAf)

256 247 Pretty sure you can't run for House and Prez the same year.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:32 PM (8avO+)

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In 44 states, you can't be on a ballot multiple times.

That doesn't mean a sitting House member can't run for president in the primary, a ballot on which there won't be a second spot for her name except in her district in NY.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

257 Nah.. Make the pope come to him
Posted by: It's me donna
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That's a tough call. Denomination arguments aside; Jesus rep takes precedence over World rep.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (lCWOD)

258 "Dow up over 530. Only 1800 less than when Trump took office. And that market had inflated values"

SnP and Nasdaq broke below the 200 day moving average about a month ago. They are now close to going above it, but it is still resistance, as I see it.

Markets were down ~20%, now down about 10% ... 50% retracement is common in "bear markets". (not that we are necessarily in a bear market, afaik).

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (Cus5s)

259 I like this Operation Let Them Speak. Thank you, Senator Kennedy!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, swimming the Tiber for all your Papal News needs at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (PiwSw)

260 from each according to his ability, to each according to his need.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (CWTWj)

261 Dachas . Stupid Capitalist autocumber.

Posted by: Comrade Bernie at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (IDphi)

262 Is that Huma? She got rid of her jelly butt.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

263 A show of hands, folks. Are Pakistani Slushees better than Hindu Slushees? Or is it the other way round?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 08, 2025 03:33 PM (pZ64F)
__________________

Is it true that lesbians invented Slurpees?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (YqDXo)

264 255 Pretty sure you can't run for House and Prez the same year.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:32 PM (8avO+)

I don’t think it would be unconstitutional.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (l3YAf)

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Ballot access requirements in 44 states.

But that doesn't apply to primaries since AOC would only be on the ballot once for the SC primary since she represents a single district in NY.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

265 The murderer of Daniel Pearl killed, thank you India.

Interesting that the murderer was allowed to live unmolested in Pakistan for more than twenty years after murdering Pearl.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (xTIDn)

Possibly not unmolested. It IS Pakistan.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:35 PM (8avO+)

266 Well, someone had to take care of Osama Bin Ladens old terrorist compound...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 03:31 PM (QAkQ3)

Yeah, it's more than a bit weird that US public enemy number one was living his best life in an ISI safe house next to the military academy and that was not a big deal in American / Pakistani relations.

I have a hard time believing that if ISI knew where he was, the Saudi's and Israeli's didn't. And an even harder time believing the CIA didn't. Especially with the well documented close ties between the CIA and ISI.

But, you know, I'm a conspiracy theorist, now officially declared by ace to be on the "Code Pink Right". So take it with a grain of salt, I guess.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:35 PM (uCjyK)

267 Man, I forgot Bernie was a gun guy. It's amazing how much they've thrown at us since 2008.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:35 PM (MNQG6)

268 257 Nah.. Make the pope come to him
Posted by: It's me donna
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That's a tough call. Denomination arguments aside; Jesus rep takes precedence over World rep.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (lCWOD)

Screw it. Call up Milei and Meloni and meet the Pope in Reykjavik for a party.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:35 PM (VoAdT)

269 Typical "do as I say, not as I do" leftist gibberish. If Bernie flies on anything it should be a Stearman biplane with questionable maintenance records and an equally questionable pilot.
________________

Amelia Earhart Airlines.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (YqDXo)

Grace L. Ferguson Airline and Storm Door Company.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Newhart at May 08, 2025 03:35 PM (Aqu9a)

270 246 We apparently could not find him for over 40 years.

Hard to find what you aren't even trying to look for.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:32 PM (2VST1)

TBF guys, there are only so many hours in a day. We’re focused on finding non existent white supremacists, no time for anything else.
- The 98 intelligence agencies

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:35 PM (ImXfC)

271 from each according to his ability, to each according to his need.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (CWTWj)
__________________

So if you have no abilities, and lots of needs, your ship just came in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:35 PM (YqDXo)

272 I don't need a whole lots of money, I don't need a big fine car...

Posted by: Mark Farner at May 08, 2025 03:36 PM (PiwSw)

273
So if you have no abilities, and lots of needs, your ship just came in.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:35 PM (YqDXo)

Finally!

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2025 03:36 PM (pRpzT)

274 Nah.. Make the pope come to him
Posted by: It's me donna
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That's a tough call. Denomination arguments aside; Jesus rep takes precedence over World rep.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (lCWOD)

Find out when the Cubs play the Nats in DC.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:36 PM (8avO+)

275
196

By the way, you want to hear a joke? Saikat Chakrabarti, that Justice Democrat who launched AOC and had to bug out of her staff because of something stupid he did is trying to stay relevant by running for Nancy Pelosi's seat lol. He obviously knows he can't win, but I think his pathetic attempt to keep a little limelight is amusing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:25 PM

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A suitably conducted losing campaign can be quite lucrative.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 08, 2025 03:36 PM (ES1Rb)

276 He's not a socialist, he's a leech.

The two pictures are the same.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 03:36 PM (YSv5G)

277 bernie is at the end of his career in DC, he knows it's over and this is his way of giving a big *FVCK YOU* to the voters of his state.


He knows he is never going to run for president again and this is as good as it gets for him and he no longer cares about the message, he only cares about how much more money he can grift before he is shown the door.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2025 03:36 PM (e5NfL)

278 She has been a CIA asset since college.
The bartender story is a front.
Posted by: Braenyard
=========
Spy trade used to call that a 'legend'.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:37 PM (ctrM5)

279 253 Fun fact. For the first 20ish years of representing Vermont, Bernie was a 2A advocate. He won his first election by being to the right of the Republican on guns.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:33 PM (ImXfC)

VT is probably the most 2A friendly state in the country. Constitutional Carry since before it was cool.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:37 PM (uCjyK)

280 TBF guys, there are only so many hours in a day. We’re focused on finding non existent white supremacists, no time for anything else.
- The 98 intelligence agencies


"Don't forget nooses at NASCAR events, man that was an all hands on deck thing!"
--FBI ham and egger

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:38 PM (2VST1)

281 But, you know, I'm a conspiracy theorist, now officially declared by ace to be on the "Code Pink Right". So take it with a grain of salt, I guess.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:35 PM (uCjyK)

You're not becoming one of "these" are you? I don't mean code pink or whatever. I mean "these". Been here too many times. Trying to stop you at the top of the hill. Relax.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:38 PM (MNQG6)

282 A show of hands, folks. Are Pakistani Slushees better than Hindu Slushees? Or is it the other way round?
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 08, 2025 03:33 PM (pZ64F)

Oh, turban, now! Do you see any fucking turban here? Do I talk like a turban guy? Do I say, "Hey, Jay, you want a slurpee? You want a slurpee?" Fuck you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn. Brooklyn, okay? My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent, okay? Okay?

Posted by: Mooj, Smart Tech Sales Associate at May 08, 2025 03:38 PM (imQ+3)

283 279 VT is probably the most 2A friendly state in the country. Constitutional Carry since before it was cool.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:37 PM (uCjyK)

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"Leave us alone. Let us have our guns. Now, we're going to send Congresscritters to DC to tell all of you how to live. And you can't have guns like us."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

284 Posted by: Bishopedness Mariann Edgar Budde, Not A Lesbian, Really at May 08, 2025 03:32 PM (imQ+3)

Again, there is no such title as "Bishopedness" and just because she's a crazy leftist and a woman does not mean she's a lesbian (She's married to a man) but you seem to enjoy your routine so by all means, keep it up and enjoy yourself!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 03:38 PM (42Vb+)

285 A suitably conducted losing campaign can be quite lucrative.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 08, 2025 03:36 PM (ES1Rb)


For some people....

Posted by: Zombie Pat Paulsen at May 08, 2025 03:38 PM (PiwSw)

286 Goodness, I’ve got to find a better brokerage. These guys are killing me.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:39 PM (l3YAf)

287 That's a tough call. Denomination arguments aside; Jesus rep takes precedence over World rep.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (lCWOD)
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Disagree 100%. The Pope is a figurehead, with no power or, really, significance. Why should the President waste his precious time flying to Rome to see him?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:39 PM (YqDXo)

288 He knows he is never going to run for president again and this is as good as it gets for him and he no longer cares about the message, he only cares about how much more money he can grift before he is shown the door.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
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He will leave this world naked and screaming with nothing other than his birthday suit. Such is the fate of mankind. After death, he might identify as a charcoal briquet roasting in the flames.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:39 PM (ctrM5)

289
Shit's getting wild on ebay with these chinese sellers. A $6.22 car fuse, $200 shipping, lolololol.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 03:39 PM (ZUOEn)

290 You're not becoming one of "these" are you? I don't mean code pink or whatever. I mean "these". Been here too many times. Trying to stop you at the top of the hill. Relax.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:38 PM (MNQG6)

Lol, I don't think I understand the code here. What do you mean by "these"? And what hill am I on?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:39 PM (uCjyK)

291 Again, there is no such title as "Bishopedness" and just because she's a crazy leftist and a woman does not mean she's a lesbian (She's married to a man)
______________

So is/was Hillarhoid. And Big Mike.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:40 PM (YqDXo)

292 >>He knows he is never going to run for president again and this is as good as it gets for him and he no longer cares about the message, he only cares about how much more money he can grift before he is shown the door.



. . . and be a king maker.
Justice Democrats was started by Bernie campaign leaders. It's why AOC is accompanying him - the ever-growing squad is his legacy.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 03:40 PM (ke82b)

293 Bernie Sanders, the old fart needs to just go away. He can take Vermont with him Commie piece of shit.

Posted by: Case at May 08, 2025 03:40 PM (OrSPY)

294 Disagree 100%. The Pope is a figurehead, with no power or, really, significance. Why should the President waste his precious time flying to Rome to see him?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:39 PM (YqDXo)

Also consider that the dude is American, so he'll almost have to do a tour of the US soon enough anyways, so they can call it that instead of "visiting Trump". No one has to lose face, everyone gets to have fun.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:41 PM (VoAdT)

295 She has been a CIA asset since college.
The bartender story is a front.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Spy trade used to call that a 'legend'.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:37 PM (ctrM5)

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According to anonymous sources (the MDM-MSM gold standard), Donkey Chompers was legendary for conducting trains.

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2025 03:41 PM (olxKR)

296 Anyone watch Joe and Jill on the Spew ? Was it a s**t show ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 03:41 PM (VE6XX)

297 What the proper protocol sequence, at the first meeting between President Trump and Pope Leo XIV, for the reciprocal ring kissing?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2025 03:41 PM (Aqu9a)

298 "Leave us alone. Let us have our guns. Now, we're going to send Congresscritters to DC to tell all of you how to live. And you can't have guns like us."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

Something like that.

Although, to be fair, Bernie in, say, 2005 might have sounded crazy, but his policy positions made sense from a Vermont perspective.

Good blue collar union jobs, no immigration, higher taxes on wealthy people, lower taxes on middle class (his constituents). Kind of made sense.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:42 PM (uCjyK)

299 Bernie Sanders, the old fart needs to just go away. He can take Vermont with him Commie piece of shit.
Posted by: Case at May 08, 2025 03:40 PM (OrSPY)

We can trade Vermont for Alberta and offer a blue state to be named later.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:42 PM (8avO+)

300 Lol, I don't think I understand the code here. What do you mean by "these"? And what hill am I on?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:39 PM (uCjyK)

As certain posters get toward the, let's call it the edge, it becomes weirdly personal. People are going to think things about you. They think things about me. Just take it and move on. It's better for your own well being nevermind anyone else's.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:42 PM (MNQG6)

301 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:39 PM (YqDXo)

If he's simply a figurehead, people wouldn't be as interested in who's chosen, and for a "figurehead" Pope John Paul II seemed to have a lot of influence.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 03:42 PM (42Vb+)

302 VT is probably the most 2A friendly state in the country. Constitutional Carry since before it was cool.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:37 PM (uCjyK)

It used to be. They’ve been passing anti-2A laws.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:42 PM (l3YAf)

303 300 As certain posters get toward the, let's call it the edge, it becomes weirdly personal. People are going to think things about you. They think things about me. Just take it and move on. It's better for your own well being nevermind anyone else's.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:42 PM (MNQG6)

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*considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:42 PM (GBKbO)

304 293 Bernie Sanders, the old fart needs to just go away. He can take Vermont with him Commie piece of shit.
Posted by: Case

Trump can trade Carney Vermont for Alberta with two provinces to be named later. But Bernie has to stay on the ice floe.

Don't want his nasty commie butt in the US anymore but I can see Bernie being a hit in Canada.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:43 PM (ctrM5)

305 Those plebes also smell.


- Bernie

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 08, 2025 03:43 PM (lTGtQ)

306 297 What the proper protocol sequence, at the first meeting between President Trump and Pope Leo XIV, for the reciprocal ring kissing?
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2025 03:41 PM (Aqu9a)


No tongue.

Posted by: Zombie Madeline Kahn at May 08, 2025 03:43 PM (PiwSw)

307 If he's simply a figurehead, people wouldn't be as interested in who's chosen

Eh, people are super interested in who wins the Super Bowl, that doesn't necessarily measure value and importance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:44 PM (2VST1)

308 Would you like a hot dog with your Squishee?

Posted by: Hapu at May 08, 2025 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

309 Screw it. Call up Milei and Meloni and meet the Pope in Reykjavik for a party.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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By George, I think he's got it.
I really think he's got it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:44 PM (lCWOD)

310 When your back is turned, Socialists love making money. Perhaps even more than you do.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (aTimx)

311 The Pope is a figurehead, with no power or, really, significance. Why should the President waste his precious time flying to Rome to see him?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:39 PM (YqDXo)

Well, obviously you’re not Catholic.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (l3YAf)

312 As certain posters get toward the, let's call it the edge, it becomes weirdly personal. People are going to think things about you. They think things about me. Just take it and move on. It's better for your own well being nevermind anyone else's.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:42 PM (MNQG6)

I don't think I'm near an edge. I'm slightly annoyed at ace right now, if that's what you mean, but I have been here before.

Also, I've been posting here since 2009 and under this nic since like 2012 or 2013, I'm pretty sure people already think things about me (good or bad). I'm fine with that, it's an anonymous grey box on the internet.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (uCjyK)

313 As certain posters get toward the, let's call it the edge, it becomes weirdly personal. People are going to think things about you. They think things about me. Just take it and move on. It's better for your own well being nevermind anyone else's.
Posted by: ...
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Ellipsis, it's okay, I think things about them as well. If I gave much care about what most people thought, I would not be me. I care about what My Lord and my wife think but not much beyond that anymore.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (ctrM5)

314 310 When your back is turned, Socialists love making money. Perhaps even more than you do.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (aTimx)

Riots ain't cheap, comrade.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (VoAdT)

315 I don’t want forever war. I want to bring all the troops home and slash the defense budget. I give zero fucks who kills whom worldwide if it doesn’t involve Americans.

Do qualify for membership in Code Pink Right?

Do I get a pin or something?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (ImXfC)

316
Anyone watch Joe and Jill on the Spew ? Was it a s**t show ?
Posted by: It's me donna

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There are some flattering clips on YouTube, but she's doing all the talking and he looks like a zombie.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:46 PM (U7Gpi)

317 After the second sell out, Bernie is like the Raiders...fuck him/them.

Guy brings nothing to the table.

Posted by: Francis at May 08, 2025 03:46 PM (bbuBP)

318 307 If he's simply a figurehead, people wouldn't be as interested in who's chosen

Eh, people are super interested in who wins the Super Bowl, that doesn't necessarily measure value and importance.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor a
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Pope John Paul, Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher enter the conversation.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:46 PM (lCWOD)

319 It used to be. They’ve been passing anti-2A laws.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:42 PM (l3YAf)

Oh. I haven't lived up there in several years, so I may be behind the times.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:46 PM (uCjyK)

320 If he's simply a figurehead, people wouldn't be as interested in who's chosen, and for a "figurehead" Pope John Paul II seemed to have a lot of influence.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 03:42 PM (42Vb+)
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John Paul II was an outlier.

And as for interest in who is chosen, consider the NFL draft or the Academy Awards. (Neither of which I care about in the slightest.)

Further consider interest in the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard brouhaha, or in the Princess Harry Megan Markle train wreck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:46 PM (YqDXo)

321 312 I don't think I'm near an edge. I'm slightly annoyed at ace right now, if that's what you mean, but I have been here before.

Also, I've been posting here since 2009 and under this nic since like 2012 or 2013, I'm pretty sure people already think things about me (good or bad). I'm fine with that, it's an anonymous grey box on the internet.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (uCjyK)

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Just take ace's aspersions as attacks on Tucker specifically. It's pretty obvious that's what he's doing. Tucker annoys him, and he uses Tucker as some kind of proxy or cipher for a line of thinking he doesn't like.

Let it roll of your back.

If you feel the need to defend your own beliefs, start with, "I'm pretty sure ace is talking about Tucker, but for my part..."

Or don't, and get angry.

I'm not your supervisor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

322 A moron in other thread asked if Pope mentioned Jesus in his address…yes, frequently. One passage was him exhorting us to unite with him as missionary proclaiming the gospel of the Lord.

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 03:47 PM (ZYyXZ)

323 "your garganuan cone is making a mockery of our self serve policy!"
--Apu

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:47 PM (2VST1)

324 I'm fine with that, it's an anonymous grey box on the internet.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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To mix my metaphors, I think Ellipsis is warning you that you might become a post office box filled with junk mail instead of a gray box.

Even worse, you might get to liking Admiral Ackbar's offerings.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:47 PM (ctrM5)

325 322 A moron in other thread asked if Pope mentioned Jesus in his address…yes, frequently. One passage was him exhorting us to unite with him as missionary proclaiming the gospel of the Lord.
Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 03:47 PM (ZYyXZ)

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He just kept saying Hey, Sue.

Not one mention of Jesus.

Dude has a thing for someone in the crowd for some girl named Sue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

326 I'm pretty sure people already think things about me (good or bad).

I wonder if you're ever gonna shave

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (2VST1)

327 Apparently the new pontiff's Twitter feed (ponder the weirdness of that sentence for a second before moving on) is, well, not very encouraging. Very quick glance seems to show SOP dumb views on many important topics, including rule of law, er, "migration", which of course is just an illiterate selfish arrogant moral narcissism exercise, but also other dumb s**t like gunz.

Seems most of the data is in re-postings of particularly idiotic things by other clueless clergy. So, indirect tea-leaf readings. Grim, though.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (1m82a)

328 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:39 PM (YqDXo)

If he's simply a figurehead, people wouldn't be as interested in who's chosen, and for a "figurehead" Pope John Paul II seemed to have a lot of influence.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 03:42 PM (42Vb+)

Any front man gains a reciprocal power. Look at Zelensky, Biden and the EU and UK propped him up for years as the hero of the Ukraine war and now he can drag them after him on certain matters and they have to decide to give him his way or topple him or kill him.

The Pope of course isn't a front, he's the religious leader of 1.4 billion people.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (8avO+)

329 310 When your back is turned, Socialists love making money. Perhaps even more than you do.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (aTimx)

Let us not forget power, because, after all, that is how you get the wee-min.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (KbCG3)

330 Sanders response (paraphrased): "I can't wait in line with the common people, I'm important!"

Whereas, I think he is far less important than the young gal at the grocery store that makes minimum wage for stocking soup cans, or the guy that unloads dog food from the trucks at Walmart.

I can go my whole life and never need a single thing "produced" by Sanders. Whereas, my sick daughter and hungry dog greatly appreciate the "unimportant" little people that keep theirs lives happy and sustained.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (HlyYF)

331 "Tell him about the Twinkie."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)


There is a Socialist Twinkie somewhere?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (D7oie)

332 314 310 When your back is turned, Socialists love making money. Perhaps even more than you do.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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Semantic objection: Socialists love taking money.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (lCWOD)

333 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (uCjyK)

We've had longtime posters go off a cliff. I have kind of a second sight for these things, I'm just giving you what I would call a friendly.

Being annoyed at ace literally only ever goes one way if the person stays annoyed. Take it on the chin, it's his domicile. Like I said... a friendly.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (MNQG6)

334 Pope John Paul, Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher enter the conversation.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:46 PM (lCWOD)
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Reagan and Thatcher were intrinsically of interest as powerful figure. John Paul made himself of interest by standing up to communism. Consider also Lech Walesa, who did the same thing. John Paul being Pope was largely incidental.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (YqDXo)

335 I don’t want forever war. I want to bring all the troops home and slash the defense budget. I give zero fucks who kills whom worldwide if it doesn’t involve Americans.

Do qualify for membership in Code Pink Right?

Do I get a pin or something?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (ImXfC)

Ditto. I don’t take it personally, tho.

I love this place but it’s always had a strong pro-American Empire strain. Gotta flex on the other countries and make the seas safe for Chinese container ships.

I don’t worry, because the Empire is collapsing. Young right-wing people see it for the evil that it is. Its young proponents are mostly lefties. It has no future with guys like Vance.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (l3YAf)

336 I'm not your supervisor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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To be fair, you are a supervisor in training. Sort of a management intern without keys to the Valurite cabinet or the time machine.

By the way, what do you actually do around here?

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:49 PM (ctrM5)

337 Apparently the new pontiff's Twitter feed (ponder the weirdness of that sentence for a second before moving on) is, well, not very encouraging. Very quick glance seems to show SOP dumb views on many important topics, including rule of law, er, "migration", which of course is just an illiterate selfish arrogant moral narcissism exercise, but also other dumb s**t like gunz.

Seems most of the data is in re-postings of particularly idiotic things by other clueless clergy. So, indirect tea-leaf readings. Grim, though.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (1m82a)

i doubt he has had time to arrange his twitter staff, lol.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:49 PM (8avO+)

338 What did John Paul 2 actually do? I know he’s revered but like what did he actually do? Tangible things that you can say he did this and the result was X.

I’m asking because I honestly don’t know. I was alive when he was pope but didn’t really follow things like that.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:49 PM (ImXfC)

339 What the proper protocol sequence, at the first meeting between President Trump and Pope Leo XIV, for the reciprocal ring kissing?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2025 03:41 PM (Aqu9a)

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[Trump in front of The Vatican Wall:]

"Mr. Pope-Spinoff ... TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!"

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2025 03:49 PM (olxKR)

340
Anyone watch Joe and Jill on the Spew ? Was it a s**t show ?
Posted by: It's me donna

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There are some flattering clips on YouTube, but she's doing all the talking and he looks like a zombie.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

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Yikes, now I'm watching a clip where he opens his mouth and he can barely mumble it out. He literally says "No joke!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:49 PM (U7Gpi)

341 Semantic objection: Socialists love taking money.

Yeah they think earning money is evil.

We've had longtime posters go off a cliff.

We all have bad moments or bad days. At least I certainly have, here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:49 PM (2VST1)

342 Ellipsis, it's okay, I think things about them as well. If I gave much care about what most people thought, I would not be me. I care about what My Lord and my wife think but not much beyond that anymore.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:45 PM (ctrM5)

The Lord loves you all the time. Your wife I cannot vouch for. 😁

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:50 PM (MNQG6)

343 Prometheus wasn't that bad if you went in with zero expectations at all.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025 03:50 PM (0HaGk)

344 Dude has a thing for someone in the crowd for some girl named Sue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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A Johnny Cash fan no doubt.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:50 PM (ctrM5)

345 341 We all have bad moments or bad days. At least I certainly have, here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:49 PM (2VST1)

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I just know that I hate everyone, believe nothing, and won't even consider mentioning a certain movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:50 PM (GBKbO)

346 I listened to some of his speech in Italian ,without interpreter.
Then through translator, and the guy was messing up, especially with compound tenses.

Pope Leo’s Italian accent is not so bad for an Anglo. I guess he learned how to roll those ‘r’s when he lived in Rome and South America. He doesn’t sound like a native, but he also doesn’t have an English accent.

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 03:50 PM (ZYyXZ)

347 I love this place but it’s always had a strong pro-American Empire strain. Gotta flex on the other countries and make the seas safe for Chinese container ships.

I don’t worry, because the Empire is collapsing. Young right-wing people see it for the evil that it is. Its young proponents are mostly lefties. It has no future with guys like Vance.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (l3YAf)

Its more like we have to watch the toddlers so they dont end up drowning in a fishpond or getting muddy and throwing off their clothes and dashing around naked.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:50 PM (8avO+)

348 Oh ho....UK trade deal dropped today. Includes US produced beef for the first time in 40 years. No UK tariffs on ethanol. And, lots of other items. Nice to see the farmers are not being overlooked.

One of the first of many. UK working it out should get the ball rolling on those pending, and give foreign economies something other than speculation to join the fray.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 03:50 PM (dIske)

349 Semantic objection: Socialists love taking money.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (lCWOD)
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I taught at a university that is widely considered a bulwark of socialism. And a more rapacious, money-grubbing bunch of scoundrels could hardly be imagined.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

350 The Lord loves you all the time. Your wife I cannot vouch for. 😁
Posted by: ...
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Trust but verify saith St. Ron.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:51 PM (ctrM5)

351 Does Ace have it wrong? I think Sanders is saying the 30K people are the ones waiting for him at the rally, not at the many people waiting for their own flights at the airport.

If one wants to get to more than one rally in a day, having a small charter jet permits this, logistically. It could make sense. However, I don't know whether Sanders had that kind of last-days-of-an-election campaign schedule, though, for the Marxist rallies. In any event, it's rather over-determined. Marxist big shots have always been afforded the luxuries.

Posted by: KLA at May 08, 2025 03:51 PM (R1Eqe)

352 348 Oh ho....UK trade deal dropped today. Includes US produced beef for the first time in 40 years. No UK tariffs on ethanol. And, lots of other items. Nice to see the farmers are not being overlooked.

One of the first of many. UK working it out should get the ball rolling on those pending, and give foreign economies something other than speculation to join the fray.
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 03:50 PM (dIske)

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And...the average tariff into Britain goes down while the average tariff into America goes up (from before the 10% baseline a month ago).

Trade-offs. Negotiation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

353 Its more like we have to watch the toddlers so they dont end up drowning in a fishpond or getting muddy and throwing off their clothes and dashing around naked.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:50 PM (8avO+)

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:51 PM (l3YAf)

354
>Pope John Paul, Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher enter the conversation.

*Polite cough*

Posted by: Lech Walesa at May 08, 2025 03:52 PM (UbjG+)

355 I'm overly familiar with other posters and I have 99 crappy observations for every good one but I pretend the good ones are all that matter and then never shut up about them. That's me. Take it or leave it.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:52 PM (MNQG6)

356 321 312 I don't think I'm near an edge. I'm slightly annoyed at ace right now, if that's what you mean, but I have been here before.
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Rule #1 don't fight the owner. It's tough enough dealing with management. But it's the owner's house. Walk away.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:52 PM (lCWOD)

357 I love this place but it’s always had a strong pro-American Empire strain.

Kind of a sign of the times of when it got going. Discussions on foreign policy were very different way back in 2005 when I first found this place, with the neocon right firmly in control.

Posted by: brak at May 08, 2025 03:52 PM (jGJov)

358 Being annoyed at ace literally only ever goes one way if the person stays annoyed. Take it on the chin, it's his domicile. Like I said... a friendly.
Posted by: ...
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OTOH, it has been a long while since a REALLY good flouncing.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:53 PM (ctrM5)

359 What did John Paul 2 actually do? I know he’s revered but like what did he actually do? Tangible things that you can say he did this and the result was X.

I’m asking because I honestly don’t know. I was alive when he was pope but didn’t really follow things like that.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:49 PM (ImXfC)

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Along with Reagan and Thatcher, he's credited with helping bring down the Soviet Union and Berlin Wall (I heard you having supported The Solidarity Movement in his native Poland led by Lech Walesa).

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2025 03:53 PM (olxKR)

360 I love this place but it’s always had a strong pro-American Empire strain. Gotta flex on the other countries and make the seas safe for Chinese container ships.

I don’t worry, because the Empire is collapsing. Young right-wing people see it for the evil that it is. Its young proponents are mostly lefties. It has no future with guys like Vance.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (l3YAf)

Lotsa peeps here (and on the right in general) still live in a Cold War mentality. We have to spend a trillion dollars a year on things that go boom to save the world from evil Rooskies. Err wait I mean Iran. No wait North Korea. Or is it Cuba? No I got it’s the Houthis!!!

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:53 PM (ImXfC)

361 "Tell him about the Twinkie."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

There is a Socialist Twinkie somewhere?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (D7oie)

No. Only Socialist Sno-Balls.

Posted by: Tallahassee at May 08, 2025 03:53 PM (Aqu9a)

362 *BY VIRTUE OF supporting ... NOT "I heard you having supported" DAMN VOICE TRANSLATION!

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2025 03:54 PM (olxKR)

363 And...the average tariff into Britain goes down while the average tariff into America goes up (from before the 10% baseline a month ago).

Trade-offs. Negotiation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Are we sending dentists, toothbrushes, and braces to England? Sort of a humanitarian aid package.

They can repay us with good English beer.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:54 PM (ctrM5)

364
Anyone watch Joe and Jill on the Spew ? Was it a s**t show ?

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The whole thing is on YouTube if you can stomach it. He sounds like he's hung over and trying to spit out a mouthful of nails.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 03:54 PM (U7Gpi)

365 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:51 PM (GBKbO)
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Trump, also, dropped the projected budget and, sadly, it still is an increase of about $150 Billion from the last one. HOWEVER, trade deals like the UK are going to increase the US industry/farming, and create an increase of tax revenue which might accommodate the budget increase and then some.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 03:54 PM (dIske)

366 Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:53 PM (ctrM5)

Darn, I didn't know that's what you wanted to see. I'll see if there's anyone I can help along in that regard. I guess I'm in too good a mood today. 🤔

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 03:55 PM (MNQG6)

367 Sandersista: "You think I'm going to be sitting on a waiting line,"

Ever heard of daily planners and scheduling? Almost everyone incorporates expected delays and time buffers to accommodate the situation. You're not an ER surgeon reacting to a mass casualty event. Planes, trains, and automobiles have these these things called "routes" and they are time-sensitive. Perhaps your team of eggheads can read up on them and "itineraries".

Sanders is and has always been a barnacle looking for the finest hulls to attach. Or maybe I'm thinking liver fluke.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 08, 2025 03:55 PM (gLikB)

368 Does Illinois register voters by party or not?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2025 03:55 PM (mlg/3)

369 354
>Pope John Paul, Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher enter the conversation.

*Polite cough*
Posted by: Lech Walesa
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Lech, my apologies. Lech Walesa, the man standing who got attention of the world.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:55 PM (lCWOD)

370 365 Trump, also, dropped the projected budget and, sadly, it still is an increase of about $150 Billion from the last one. HOWEVER, trade deals like the UK are going to increase the US industry/farming, and create an increase of tax revenue which might accommodate the budget increase and then some.
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 03:54 PM (dIske)

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Presidential budget proposals are so meaningless I don't think they should even be acknowledged as existing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:55 PM (GBKbO)

371 I’m asking because I honestly don’t know. I was alive when he was pope but didn’t really follow things like that.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:49 PM (ImXfC)

He was a leader in the Solidarity movement that kicked the Communists out of Poland before he was pope (before he was even ordained, I think maybe possibly). As pope, he rallied the leaders of the west to stand up against the Soviets and stand up for dissident movements, leading to the collapse of Communist regimes all over and eventually the Soviet Union itself. As pope, he also wrote a whole bookcase full of encyclicals that really dug into the documents of Vatican II and made them more accessible to the laity. There's a lot in there that's incredibly pro life and pro human, although everyone only knows it for "No Latin" or whatever. I'm no expert in the history, but that's the broad-brush of it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:55 PM (VoAdT)

372 Rule #1 don't fight the owner. It's tough enough dealing with management. But it's the owner's house. Walk away.
Posted by: Braenyard
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I got a brief flash of High Plains Drifter getting that advice.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:55 PM (ctrM5)

373 What did John Paul 2 actually do? I know he’s revered but like what did he actually do? Tangible things that you can say he did this and the result was X.

Before he was Pope he faced down Soviet tanks when he held an outdoor mass attended by 100,000 faithful. At the time, observing Catholic faith was severely restricted if nit altogether orohibited, especially in public. He offered significant moral and spiritual support to the pro democracy Solidarity movement, also a big no-no.
As Pope, he was credited with Margaret Thacher and Ronald Reagan in ending communism in Russia.

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 03:55 PM (3JHlp)

374 >>> OTOH, it has been a long while since a REALLY good flouncing.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:53 PM (ctrM5)

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Just so long as he's not "disappointed" in all of us.

Posted by: Turn 2 at May 08, 2025 03:56 PM (SAhjf)

375 I am not so far as completely noninterventionist… but… use of military power should be used sparingly and only when we are directly attacked by identifiable enemies.. briefly and overwhelmingly… NO nation building crap.

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 03:56 PM (PCK5/)

376 Presidential budget proposals are so meaningless I don't think they should even be acknowledged as existing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Congress and the President will never win awards for their fiction in budget matters.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:57 PM (ctrM5)

377 Oddly enough, he called it.

David Burge @iowahawkblog May 7
Stop elevating Cardinals to Pope! Shake things up by electing a Cub

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:57 PM (2VST1)

378 OK JP2 sounds like a badass. I can understand why people revere him.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:57 PM (ImXfC)

379 Just so long as he's not "disappointed" in all of us.
Posted by: Turn 2

Heh.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:57 PM (ctrM5)

380 Yep, he's done pretty well for himself for a guy who's never had a real job. Ever.


Dude is the only person in recorded history who got kicked out of a hippie commune for being too lazy.

Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at May 08, 2025 03:57 PM (W5ArC)

381 376 Presidential budget proposals are so meaningless I don't think they should even be acknowledged as existing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Congress and the President will never win awards for their fiction in budget matters.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:57 PM (ctrM5)

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Throw in the fact that Congress has been negotiating their own budget for months between the two chambers, and Trump drops his proposal now? It's not like Congress is even going to read the executive summary.

I don't even know who the audience is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

382 I don’t worry, because the Empire is collapsing. Young right-wing people see it for the evil that it is. Its young proponents are mostly lefties. It has no future with guys like Vance.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (l3YAf)

Good Point.

Posted by: The Future Without washington dc at May 08, 2025 03:58 PM (imQ+3)

383 Murky sock off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2025 03:58 PM (W5ArC)

384 He was a leader in the Solidarity movement that kicked the Communists out of Poland before he was pope (before he was even ordained, I think maybe possibly). As pope, he rallied the leaders of the west to stand up against the Soviets and stand up for dissident movements, leading to the collapse of Communist regimes all over and eventually the Soviet Union itself. As pope, he also wrote a whole bookcase full of encyclicals that really dug into the documents of Vatican II and made them more accessible to the laity. There's a lot in there that's incredibly pro life and pro human, although everyone only knows it for "No Latin" or whatever. I'm no expert in the history, but that's the broad-brush of it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 03:55 PM (VoAdT)
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A friend of mine, an immigrant from Poland, told me that Reagan is God in Poland.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:58 PM (YqDXo)

385 laity. There's a lot in there that's incredibly pro life and pro human, although everyone only knows it for "No Latin" or whatever. I'm no expert in the history, but that's the broad-brush of it.

He wrote Theology of the Body, a philosophical treatise on human sexuality that is less about shame and more in accordance with how God asks us to use the procreative and unitive gift.

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 03:58 PM (3JHlp)

386 Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:48 PM (l3YAf)

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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One day the children will grow up and respect their parents.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:58 PM (lCWOD)

387 I got a brief flash of High Plains Drifter getting that advice.

https://youtu.be/WVIbke4NTrg

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 03:58 PM (2VST1)

388 365 Trump, also, dropped the projected budget and, sadly, it still is an increase of about $150 Billion from the last one. HOWEVER, trade deals like the UK are going to increase the US industry/farming, and create an increase of tax revenue which might accommodate the budget increase and then some.
Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 03:54 PM (dIske)
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In Washington speak that's "THE WORST SKINFLINT BUDGET IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD AND TRUMP IS KILLING THE CHILDREN!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 03:59 PM (rpu08)

389 I am not so far as completely noninterventionist… but… use of military power should be used sparingly and only when we are directly attacked by identifiable enemies.. briefly and overwhelmingly… NO nation building crap.
Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 03:56 PM (PCK5/)


Same here. If the US (not US “interests” are attacked we attack back. Bigly. No bullshit limited scope. Go all in and pulverize whoever attacked.

Then go home.

Operations like that should take 20 days not 20 years like Afghanistan.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:59 PM (ImXfC)

390 Dude is the only person in recorded history who got kicked out of a hippie commune for being too lazy.
Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at May 08, 2025 03:57 PM (W5ArC)

Can you imagine the conversation of the hippies deciding to toss his ass out? Most have been pure comedy gold!

Posted by: That's Gold Jerry! Gold! at May 08, 2025 04:00 PM (imQ+3)

391 Darn, I didn't know that's what you wanted to see. I'll see if there's anyone I can help along in that regard. I guess I'm in too good a mood today. 🤔
Posted by: ...
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Trolls are getting burned by sunlight too fast for much fun for morons nowadays. They are also rather puny and dim witted nowadays.

But, a good schism over something like 9mm versus 45 might provide fun. If that fails, a good National Brotherhood Week of religious war might provide some amusement.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:00 PM (ctrM5)

392 OK JP2 sounds like a badass. I can understand why people revere him.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:57 PM (ImXfC)
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He was, no doubt. Along with Lech Walesa. Poles revere Reagan because Reagan full-bloodedly supported Solidarity despite the Soviets disapproval, and sent them something like printing presses, IIRC, to get their word out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 04:00 PM (YqDXo)

393 One day the children will grow up and respect their parents.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:58 PM (lCWOD)
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There's a first time for everything, I guess

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 04:00 PM (rpu08)

394 What did John Paul 2 actually do? I know he’s revered but like what did he actually do? Tangible things that you can say he did this and the result was X.

I’m asking because I honestly don’t know. I was alive when he was pope but didn’t really follow things like that.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:49 PM (ImXfC)

Being elected Pope inspired Poland to be even more resistant to the Soviet rule. One of the East Bloc secret police shot him for it. He survived. The strikes in Poland under Solidarity started the dominos falling in East Europe. The leader of those strikes credits the Pope for this. In the end the Soviet Union itself fell.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:00 PM (8avO+)

395 One day the children will grow up and respect their parents.
Posted by: Braenyard

What does that mean? Why does everyone speak in code around here? lol.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 04:01 PM (ImXfC)

396 Put it right back in their faces every time.

Foreign Policy, December 20, 2021

Biden Taps Billionaire Campaign Donors for Ambassador Posts
Progressive Democrats lambasted Trump over the practice.

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Newsweek, Bernie Sanders and AOC's Loyalty to Joe Biden Raises Eyebrows, Published Jul 19, 2024

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 04:01 PM (NFX2v)

397 348 Oh ho....UK trade deal dropped today. Includes US produced beef for the first time in 40 years. No UK tariffs on ethanol. And, lots of other items. Nice to see the farmers are not being overlooked.
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UK is kicking farmers off their land to build wind and solar farms, and housing for 'migrants'. They'll need to feed their new muslim overlords and native tax slaves somehow, might as well be US farmers and ranchers.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 04:01 PM (Dv3i1)

398 395 One day the children will grow up and respect their parents.
Posted by: Braenyard

What does that mean? Why does everyone speak in code around here? lol.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 04:01 PM (ImXfC)

Navahos, mostly…

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 04:01 PM (PCK5/)

399 Can you imagine the conversation of the hippies deciding to toss his ass out? Most have been pure comedy gold!
Posted by: That's Gold Jerry! Gold!

Something like, "Dude, you are bogarting the blunt again."

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:01 PM (ctrM5)

400 I am not so far as completely noninterventionist… but… use of military power should be used sparingly and only when we are directly attacked by identifiable enemies.. briefly and overwhelmingly… NO nation building crap.
Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 03:56 PM (PCK5/)
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This. I'm all for spending money on war materiel, but not using it. Best just to have it for the street cred.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 04:01 PM (YqDXo)

401 Can you imagine the conversation of the hippies deciding to toss his ass out?

Just watching leftist meetings lately makes my guts curdle. "point of privilege! Can we please stop using gendered language!!??!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 04:02 PM (2VST1)

402 Nood Biden on the View!

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2025 04:02 PM (QzINz)

403 I am content that one is not greater than the other. Each put his best effort into it and resulted in a culmination of freedom more than we have seen in our lifetime and an example, each, of what one who strives can accomplish.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 04:02 PM (lCWOD)

404
Three people played a key role in ending the Cold War:

a B-list Hollywood actor
a Roman priest, and
a shipyard electrician

Posted by: Look it up at May 08, 2025 04:02 PM (UbjG+)

405 Those look like Mike Myers' europeaned nightmare

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at May 08, 2025 04:02 PM (L2nba)

406 I am not so far as completely noninterventionist… but… use of military power should be used sparingly and only when we are directly attacked by identifiable enemies.. briefly and overwhelmingly… NO nation building crap.
Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 03:56 PM (PCK5/)

so Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:02 PM (8avO+)

407
Does Ace have it wrong? I think Sanders is saying the 30K people are the ones waiting for him at the rally, not at the many people waiting for their own flights at the airport.

Posted by: KLA

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It's not that there are 30,000 people at United; it's that Bernie can't be stuck with the airline hassles and uncertainties as the rest of us because political campaigning is more important than whatever you're traveling for.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 04:03 PM (U7Gpi)

408 395 One day the children will grow up and respect their parents.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Or not.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 04:03 PM (ctrM5)

409 The first step of nation building is tearing out all the crap.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 04:03 PM (lCWOD)

410
Communism. 154 years of failure since the Paris Commune.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 03:05 PM (u82oZ)



Where is our modern day Patrice de MacMahon?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2025 04:04 PM (y9nCu)

411 History who got kicked out of a hippie commune for being too lazy.
Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at May 08, 2025 03:57 PM (W5ArC)

Hillary got thrown off the Watergate committee for being too corrupt

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 04:05 PM (MNQG6)

412 Non-interventionist doesn't mean non-retaliatory.

I think the Yemen strikes were a perfect example of retaliation.

I think the Ukraine imbroglio is a perfect example of intervention.

I think it depends on what the US actually does in response to the kashmir debacle whether or not it's one or the other.

Overwhelmingly disproportionate retaliation is probably always the right call. Intervention is probably usually the wrong call, but i don't think it should always be ruled out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 04:06 PM (VoAdT)

413 Lotsa peeps here (and on the right in general) still live in a Cold War mentality. We have to spend a trillion dollars a year on things that go boom to save the world from evil Rooskies. Err wait I mean Iran. No wait North Korea. Or is it Cuba? No I got it’s the Houthis!!!
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 03:53 PM (ImXfC)

That's what the neocons want, but they are Democrats now. MAGA with its 'national interest' focus is against that. As a real Cold War guy, not somebody wearing a Cold War skinsuit, I'm not fooled.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:07 PM (8avO+)

414 I think it depends on what the US actually does in response to the kashmir debacle whether or not it's one or the other.

Overwhelmingly disproportionate retaliation is probably always the right call. Intervention is probably usually the wrong call, but i don't think it should always be ruled out.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 04:06 PM (VoAdT)

Practical matters leads to non intervention. We can hardly reach Kashmir, and these are big boy governments. We should encourage both sides to bleed down the tension and get back to writing nasty editorials about each other.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:09 PM (8avO+)

415 The first step of nation building is tearing out all the crap.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 04:03 PM (lCWOD)

or co-opting the elites of the area to get with your program as the Romans usually did.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 04:10 PM (8avO+)

416 OTOH, it has been a long while since a REALLY good flouncing.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:53 PM (ctrM5)


I tried to flounce once, but it was apparently just a sham.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 04:26 PM (D7oie)

417 74 Nah.. Make the pope come to him
Posted by: It's me donna
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That's a tough call. Denomination arguments aside; Jesus rep takes precedence over World rep.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (lCWOD)

The pope is only important to Catholics. There's a reason for Protestantism. You can't disregard religion when speaking of the pope.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at May 08, 2025 04:30 PM (g8Ew8)

418
I remember standing in line at the airport in St Louis and seeing Senator from Illinois Paul Simon also in line. He was graciously greeting and shaking hands with people as he waited. Now, that was a lot of years ago but then again so is Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Ronzoni at May 08, 2025 04:36 PM (ZDUTO)

419 Up your Shaft Sanders no one would touch these misrable Commie Weasel Bottom Feeder with Ten(10) Foot Pole

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 08, 2025 05:34 PM (wGqjj)

420 Hum a Weiner is wearing an outfit that matches Soros's furniture.

If you haven't seen The New Yorker's photo spread of the US Oligarchs lounging around in their living rooms, check it out. Marie Antoinette [allegedly] said of the peasants, "Let them eat cake."

Our aristos? "Let them eat BUGS."

Posted by: Beverly at May 08, 2025 05:37 PM (Epeb0)

421 Hum a Weiner has execrable taste in bedmates: first Hagzilla Clinton, then Anthony Sex-fiend Weiner, and now this oligarchical prat.

Posted by: Beverly at May 08, 2025 05:38 PM (Epeb0)

422 Being a communist means never having to say you're sorry.

Posted by: Love Story 2025 at May 08, 2025 05:43 PM (9Rsa7)

Mark Halperin: A Source "Very Familiar With the Bidens" Tells Me That Biden, Inc. Is Going Broke as the Graft Spigots Have All Been Turned Off

I'm reposting this because the Vatican went OT and pope-stomped me.

From David Strom.

This is wonderful.

As the "now it can be told" books are coming out, the Biden grifters have a serious problem. They can't follow the Clinton model of post-presidency--Clinton was still a young man, and Hillary looked to have a bright future in politics. A US Senator, Secretary of State, and a real shot at the presidency.

The Bidens? They only have Slow Joe, and he is on his last legs.

Beau Biden was Biden, Inc.'s only hope of a successor, and as you all know, he was famously killed in combat with a Burn Pit in Iraq.

Their business is selling influence and they no longer have any influence. Even among Democrats, they're despised. The Democrats gave them graft money because they were politically useful. Now they're the opposite of that.

Downside: the much-dreaded Hunter Biden Gay Porn Career is now 80% likely.

A source "very familiar with the Bidens" tells @MarkHalperin that "Biden Inc.," the family business that generated millions of dollars in revenue to support their lifestyle, has dried up. "The trough is empty, the spigot is turned off," says Mark. "Biden Inc. needs a source of revenue." Joe's earning power is not sufficient, and "Hunter does not have great earning capacity." Joe and Jill Biden's appearance on "The View" today comes amid these challenges. #JoeBiden #HunterBiden

Posted by: Ace at 02:19 PM




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1 Wow, wonder why the funding dried up. What happened?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 08, 2025 01:00 PM (2UnvF)

2 *sips espresso*

Oh well.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 01:01 PM (BfShq)

3 That's weird.

Well, at least the Hunter shit art is worth a lot on the secondary market.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

4 Hope so...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 01:01 PM (VE6XX)

5
I said before the election: A reality show with biden would be Huge. I'd even watch it.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:02 PM (ZUOEn)

6 Hawaiian Judge demands the Vatican do a recount based on Trump broke the law or something.

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at May 08, 2025 01:02 PM (2jIse)

7 good, GOOD

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 01:02 PM (g47mK)

8 No sh#t, really?

I did NOT see that coming!




*stage whispers*
(the most easily predicted turn of events evah)

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 01:02 PM (ke82b)

9 What a joke, he’s got millions stashed away in the Channel Islands or wherever these crime bosses hide their ill gotten gains

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 01:02 PM (3JHlp)

10 What have they spending their money on?

They should have tens of millions of dollars squirreled away in secret, off-shore accounts in the Cayman Islands.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 01:02 PM (7fElN)

11 Live at the direction of the corrupt ones, go broke when you become useless to the corrupt ones.
It's a Democrat Party tradition.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 08, 2025 01:03 PM (dadcM)

12 The money is going away and like true democrats, they just can't stop spending.
Pauper's graves for the lot of 'em.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 01:03 PM (W/lyH)

13 Hey, has Hunter returned from South Africa?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 01:03 PM (ke82b)

14 I wonder if Joe actually pardoned himself but didn't make a big deal of it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 08, 2025 01:03 PM (2UnvF)

15 I thought Beau was killed protecting runaway slaves on Iwo Jima.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 01:03 PM (EynyL)

16 that Ashley person was getting money into some BS foundation of hers, while her daddy was in the office

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 01:03 PM (g47mK)

17 I guess they never contemplated the possibility. That happens a lot to people with high incomes/sudden wealth. Nothing could ever make that change.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 01:03 PM (ExV1e)

18 Well, that pretty much gives the lie to the idea that Hunter is worth millions due to his outstanding abilities and qualifications.

Not that any of us bought that crapola to begin with.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2025 01:03 PM (W5ArC)

19 Mmm. I'll believe it when I see it.

This would mean no multimillion book advances.

Who the fuck is taking THAT bet???

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:03 PM (MNQG6)

20 19 Mmm. I'll believe it when I see it.

This would mean no multimillion book advances.

Who the fuck is taking THAT bet???
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:03 PM (MNQG6)

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Kamala got one of those right after the election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:04 PM (GBKbO)

21 >>>as you all know, he was famously killed in combat with a Burn Pit in Iraq.

I thought he was killed in a tornado.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 01:04 PM (i24o9)

22 I'm pretty I could give a trophy wife a comfortable lifestyle with whatever Joe has saved up.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 08, 2025 01:04 PM (kTd/k)

23 The Biden syndicate made tens of millions. If they’re broke they’re fucking idiots for not managing the money well.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:04 PM (ImXfC)

24 Going broke?

Adult diapers aren't THAT expensive.

Child hookers and coke though.....

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 08, 2025 01:04 PM (jvJvP)

25 What's the bigger story? New Pope or that TJM has sidebar privileges?

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:05 PM (MNQG6)

26 did they check up Hunter's nose?

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2025 01:05 PM (gKWVE)

27 I thought Beau Biden asphyxiated from smelling his own farts.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 08, 2025 01:05 PM (wBaIH)

28
Pope Pie-Us

True Story: I just wondering why parents aren't naming their girls "Hope," or "Patience," or "Faith," anymore?

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:05 PM (ZUOEn)

29 I believe they have it but can't get to it.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 01:05 PM (NFX2v)

30 Jill will have to start working the pole again.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 01:05 PM (/U5Yz)

31 Mark Halperin: A Source "Very Familiar With the Bidens" Tells Me That Biden, Inc. Is Going Broke as the Graft Spigots Have All Been Turned Off
________________

Oh no. Do they have a GoFundMe account?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:05 PM (YqDXo)

32 It happens.

Posted by: The Bill, Hillary, Chelsea, and Jasper Clinton Global Institute for Advanced Griftology at May 08, 2025 01:05 PM (PiwSw)

33 I hope DOCTOR Jill stocked up on fishnet stockings and Aquanet

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 01:05 PM (3JHlp)

34 I though Beau was killed at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? I dunno, the one without all the indians.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 08, 2025 01:05 PM (2UnvF)

35 Pope chosen in a day!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 08, 2025 01:05 PM (NqhAv)

36 > If they’re broke they’re fucking idiots for not managing the money well.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:04 PM (ImXfC)

Hey! Have you seen the price of crack these days? Not my fault, Skeezix.



Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 08, 2025 01:05 PM (W5ArC)

37 Read the first few chapters of "Laptop from Hell" that uses texts to reconstruct one of the no doubt many times Hunter hit bottom, and his uncle in tandem w/Secret Service agents prop him up again.

These people have no concept of money - it's that thing that is used to gratify every impulse, supply every companion, until it runs out -- at which point you call someone with money to SEND MOAR NOW!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 01:05 PM (ke82b)

38 I might actually want to read a Biden autobiography, provided he actually wrote it and there was no editor.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 08, 2025 01:06 PM (kTd/k)

39 Today's burning question:

Is the pope Catholic?

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 08, 2025 01:06 PM (Sf2cq)

40 All this Pope/Rome talk has me hankering for some gelato.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 01:06 PM (G0vdT)

41 Jill on OnlyFans could bring in a few shekels.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:06 PM (ImXfC)

42 33 I hope DOCTOR Jill stocked up on fishnet stockings and Aquanet
Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 01:05 PM (3JHlp)

I read she got a spot on some Education advisory board...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 01:06 PM (VE6XX)

43 What a joke, he’s got millions stashed away in the Channel Islands or wherever these crime bosses hide their ill gotten gains
Posted by: kallisto
________

That's problem. Joe cant remember where he put it. Jill and Hunter are out in the yard digging holes.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 08, 2025 01:06 PM (EXfKk)

44 I will sob hysterically if Jill and Joe end up under a freeway overpass living in a cardboard box.

No. Really.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2025 01:06 PM (W2Pud)

45 Alms for an ex-President?

Posted by: Scrap Iron Joe at May 08, 2025 01:06 PM (Aqu9a)

46 Is the pope Catholic?
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 08, 2025 01:06 PM (Sf2cq)

Probably a good Proglodyte

Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 01:06 PM (FZn/N)

47 >>>Well, that pretty much gives the lie to the idea that Hunter is worth millions due to his outstanding abilities and qualifications.
Not that any of us bought that crapola to begin with.

Yup. And I'm sure the Guardian Media will probe that.


Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:06 PM (KRtlO)

48 DOCTOR Jill will be turning tricks soon...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2025 01:06 PM (xTIDn)

49 I might actually want to read a Biden autobiography, provided he actually wrote it and there was no editor.

I was born a poor Puerto Rican child, the son of Jewish truck drivers....

Posted by: brak at May 08, 2025 01:07 PM (jGJov)

50 Strangely I don't want to see Dr Jill do OnlyFans. Ashley maybe .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 01:07 PM (vmkyp)

51 "Hope," or "Patience," or "Faith," anymore?
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:05 PM (ZUOEn)

L'Hope, Japatience, Dafaitha

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:07 PM (MNQG6)

52 Jill will have to start working the pole again.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 01:05 PM (/U5Yz)

As the speakers in the club go "thump, thump, thump", the "dancer" on the pole goes "creak, creak, creak".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2025 01:07 PM (E9fo7)

53 47 >>>Well, that pretty much gives the lie to the idea that Hunter is worth millions due to his outstanding abilities and qualifications.
Not that any of us bought that crapola to begin with.

Yup. And I'm sure the Guardian Media will probe that.


Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:06 PM (KRtlO)

========

Should be easy to see how many boards of directors he's still on, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:07 PM (GBKbO)

54 I’ll mourn for the next five seconds.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2025 01:07 PM (aTimx)

55 Will we ever find out if Joe shit his pants at the Vatican

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 08, 2025 01:07 PM (FCrpy)

56 Ashley could probably make a few bucks doing incest porn.

She's qualified, after all.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 08, 2025 01:07 PM (W5ArC)

57 Damn! I forgot my Tinder password.

Posted by: Doctor Jill at May 08, 2025 01:07 PM (/U5Yz)

58 54 I’ll mourn for the next five seconds.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2025 01:07 PM (aTimx)

======

I don't think you gave it a full five.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:07 PM (GBKbO)

59 DailyMail article posted today -

https://tinyurl.com/y82tznvr

Jill Biden's explosive secret White House diary could make her and Joe $30 million in tell-all book deal

Joe and Jill Biden are re-emerging from their post-White House life to hit back against a spate of new books revealing embarrassing details about the former president's declining health.

Their first big joint stop will be an interview on ABC's The View on Thursday morning but the former first couple have other options they are considering, including a massive deal to publish their tell-all memoirs.

Biden is already hard at work on his own tome about his White House years, writing at his home office in Delaware and his post-presidential office in Washington D.C.

But a joint book deal for the couple could land them $30 million, insiders told the Daily Mail.

The offer, however, is contingent on Jill, who, experts say, could be worth $15 million alone.

Jill Biden kept a diary during her White House years, so she has plenty of memories to draw upon - and the family could use the money.

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 01:07 PM (aBgBM)

60 Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah oh that's too bad hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah *wheeze*

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at May 08, 2025 01:07 PM (Ft5W9)

61 the Graft Spigots Have All Been Turned Off

Happy Victory Day!

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2025 01:08 PM (Rd2/L)

62 The Biden syndicate made tens of millions. If they’re broke they’re fucking idiots for not managing the money well.

It happens.

Posted by: Entertainers And Athletes! at May 08, 2025 01:08 PM (xTIDn)

63 the family business that generated millions of dollars in revenue to support their lifestyle
________________

Mafia dons nod in sympathy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:08 PM (YqDXo)

64 I'll bet the Horde could write a Biden autobiography.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 08, 2025 01:08 PM (kTd/k)

65 The amazing thing to me is that all of these asshats never seem to actually invest. You grifted billions. No annuities?

No land buys? Maybe a couple gas stations?

Apartment complexs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2025 01:08 PM (bss/y)

66 Dr Jill, are you familiar with the term GILF?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 08, 2025 01:08 PM (5IFb9)

67 41 Jill on OnlyFans could bring in a few shekels.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:06 PM (ImXfC)


If I could rub one out to Hillary, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters and Helen Thomas, Jill will be a snap.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 08, 2025 01:08 PM (jvJvP)

68 Hunter was making $1M/year as a board member for Burisma. Did her really piss it all away on crack and underaged hookers?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:08 PM (ImXfC)

69 I will sob hysterically if Jill and Joe end up under a freeway overpass living in a cardboard box.

No. Really.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2025 01:06 PM (W2Pud)

Joe will be dead. Jill will be alright. She's a doctor, you know.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 01:09 PM (i24o9)

70 48 DOCTOR Jill will be turning tricks soon...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2025 01:06 PM (xTIDn)

She certainly dressed for the part.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2025 01:09 PM (aTimx)

71 >> If they’re broke they’re fucking idiots for not managing the money well.


Theye have no understanding of that concept.
They're like spoiled children.

Just look at how Biden acted as POTUS: if there's a problem somewhere -- anywhere -- write a big check, that'll fix it! It is the only tool in his toolbox.

The problem is, he no longer has an unlimited supply. For the first time in their lives, there will be consequences. Time to make popcorn, this will get really ugly. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 01:09 PM (ke82b)

72 Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 01:07 PM (aBgBM)

I'm not usually right this quickly.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:09 PM (MNQG6)

73
Is the pope Catholic?
Posted by: Emmie celebrates

Usually, might be Jesuit though.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 08, 2025 01:09 PM (NqhAv)

74 the family business that generated millions of dollars in revenue to support their lifestyle
_______________

Would that be "Influence Peddling Inc.?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:09 PM (YqDXo)

75 Hunter was making $1M/year as a board member for Burisma. Did her really piss it all away on crack and underaged hookers?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:08 PM (ImXfC)

90% for the little guy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 01:09 PM (VoAdT)

76 68 Hunter was making $1M/year as a board member for Burisma. Did her really piss it all away on crack and underaged hookers?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:08 PM (ImXfC)

=======

People who don't earn their money and see no end to the money train aren't usually good at long-term financial planning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:09 PM (GBKbO)

77 What's the bigger story? New Pope or that TJM has sidebar privileges?
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:05 PM (MNQG6)


But does he have side chick privileges?

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 01:10 PM (EynyL)

78 >> If they’re broke they’re fucking idiots for not managing the money well.


Theye have no understanding of that concept.
They're like spoiled children.

The problem is, he no longer has an unlimited supply. For the first time in their lives, there will be consequences. Time to make popcorn, this will get really ugly. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 01:09 PM (ke82b)
__________________

See also black athletes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:10 PM (YqDXo)

79 48 DOCTOR Jill will be turning tricks soon...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2025 01:06 PM (xTIDn)

Doubtful. Dr. Jill, much like the Biden's funds, is dried up.

Posted by: fly gal at May 08, 2025 01:10 PM (6CtMt)

80
From the makers of the Garden Weasel and Blue Blocker Sunglasses and Miracle Copper Socks...

Introducing...

Pope-In-A-Box!

Get a new Pope everyday with this Vatican home kit. Random popes are selected every day for the whole family to enjoy. Kit includes 100 cardinals. Not recommended for children under 10.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:10 PM (ZUOEn)

81 Don't these people ever invest their previous graft bucks?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2025 01:10 PM (63Dwl)

82 People who don't earn their money and see no end to the money train aren't usually good at long-term financial planning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:09 PM (GBKbO)
_______________

I say again ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:11 PM (YqDXo)

83 Happy Victory Day!

Tomorrow, Comrade.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin! at May 08, 2025 01:11 PM (xTIDn)

84 I doubt the Biden trough is empty. They were constantly filling it with (ill-gotten) cash and assets (for decades). But they might have to sell one of their vacation homes ... idk.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2025 01:11 PM (Cus5s)

85 Joe will be dead. Jill will be alright. She's a doctor, you know.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 01:09 PM (i24o9)

She is an Ed. D.

And not very good at it, either. Why is why I am a zombie..

Posted by: Mr. Ed at May 08, 2025 01:11 PM (E9fo7)

86 67 41 Jill on OnlyFans could bring in a few shekels.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:06 PM (ImXfC)


If I could rub one out to Hillary, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters and Helen Thomas, Jill will be a snap.
Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 08, 2025 01:08 PM (jvJvP)

The goggles, they do nothing!

Jeez, that image made me want to do counter programing.

https://tinyurl.com/49tyfsp2

Sidenote: yes. I know bing that safesearch is limiting my search options.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2025 01:11 PM (bss/y)

87 82 People who don't earn their money and see no end to the money train aren't usually good at long-term financial planning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:09 PM (GBKbO)
_______________

I say again ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:11 PM (YqDXo)

=========

Foghorn Leghorn...is that you?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

88 What's the bigger story? New Pope or that TJM has sidebar privileges?
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:05 PM (MNQG6)


But does he have side chick privileges?
Posted by: Dr. T

Dolly would have to be consulted...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 08, 2025 01:11 PM (NqhAv)

89 People like the Bidens are an open loop system. Cash flows in, cash flows out. They only conception they have of "financial responsibility" is keeping the cash flowing in. Hence the absurdly corrupt levels they will go to to keep cash flowing in. It's not even greed at some point, it's a perverse, purely reptilian survival mechanism.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 01:12 PM (VoAdT)

90 The megabucks are hidden, inaccessible (Trusts, offshored, foundations, etc.) until Joe craps out.

What's visible is probably still managed by Eric.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 01:12 PM (NFX2v)

91 or that TJM has sidebar privileges?

With great privileges comes great responsibilities.

Has TJM girded his loins?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2025 01:12 PM (0sNs1)

92 Big whoop.

Dude will never be broke broke.

And his lifespan is now measured in months most likely.

He's done all the damage he's going to do and has lived beyond what he has deserve for the best parts of his life.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2025 01:12 PM (KbCG3)

93 The Bidens will continue to be rich. Guilty as sin, free as a bird.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 01:12 PM (l3YAf)

94 Ace,

You'll be gobsmacked to learn that the "journalists" who covered for Biden's mental decline are making all sorts of snarky tweets today about Trump releasing the audio of "sharp as a tack!" Joe's interview with Hur.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 08, 2025 01:12 PM (9mw3J)

95 Coming out.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 01:13 PM (ExV1e)

96 Should have put some aside for the day when there was no more influence to peddle.

Posted by: huerfano at May 08, 2025 01:13 PM (n2swS)

97 Remember when the left claimed foreign government and mega-corps were willing to pay Hunter large sums of money because of his expertise?

Odd that his expertise is no longer wanted at the same moment he can't ask his father to hand out favors isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 01:13 PM (t0Rmr)

98 The Delaware beach house has to be worth several million. Assuming they don’t have a mortgage on it, that alone should make them OK financially.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:13 PM (ImXfC)

99 Here he comes...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:13 PM (GBKbO)

100 But does he have side chick privileges?
Posted by: Dr. T

Dolly would have to be consulted...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 08, 2025 01:11 PM (NqhAv)

If the answer is 'yes', well then TJM is the sidecorn in that relationship.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2025 01:13 PM (bss/y)

101 Here comes Pope Kickass.

Asian dude?

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 08, 2025 01:13 PM (jvJvP)

102 Introducing...

Pope-In-A-Box!

Get a new Pope everyday with this Vatican home kit. Random popes are selected every day for the whole family to enjoy. Kit includes 100 cardinals. Not recommended for children under 10.
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:10 PM (ZUOEn)


Leo X was made an archbishop at age 8, thanks to that sweet Medici money.

Maybe that's why it's not recommended.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 01:13 PM (EynyL)

103 looks like tagle

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2025 01:13 PM (gKWVE)

104 Red-dress Jill has a hell of a book to write, if she wants to.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 08, 2025 01:13 PM (rJ48h)

105 They may have to curtail their hedonsim, but the Biden's will never be broke.

Posted by: Halfhand at May 08, 2025 01:14 PM (1GLqY)

106 I see that Jim SND has made the Absent Friends list. It's getting too long....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 01:14 PM (VNX3d)

107 Jeez, that image made me want to do counter programing.

https://tinyurl.com/49tyfsp2

Sidenote: yes. I know bing that safesearch is limiting my search options.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2025 01:11 PM (bss/y)

My man, chicks in sundresses are always safesearch friendly and crowd pleasers.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2025 01:14 PM (KbCG3)

108 Pope Leo you guys

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 01:14 PM (g47mK)

109 So a has been journalist says " a Source Very Familiar With the Bidens."
Well Hell! That says it all right there. Solid truthful information to be sure! I'm sold!

*pretty sure a sarc tag isn't necessary here*

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 01:14 PM (W/lyH)

110 Joe's going to have to sell his Corvette now.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 01:14 PM (/U5Yz)

111 81 Don't these people ever invest their previous graft bucks?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2025 01:10 PM (63Dwl)

Crack cocaine and underage hookers aren’t an investment?

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at May 08, 2025 01:14 PM (KdE1v)

112 >>>95 Coming out.


Pride Month is in a few weeks

Posted by: brak at May 08, 2025 01:14 PM (jGJov)

113 But does he have side chick privileges?
Posted by: Dr. T

Dolly would have to be consulted...


Hey Polgyamy is probably the next big thing now that Trump is blocking them on "MAP rights"...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 01:14 PM (t0Rmr)

114 Ok, who knows Latin?

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 01:14 PM (EynyL)

115 Their first big joint stop will be an interview on ABC's The View

Slow start.

the former first couple have other options they are considering, including a massive deal to publish their tell-all memoirs.

Remainder shelves are already groaning in anticipation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:14 PM (YqDXo)

116 Red-dress Jill has a hell of a book to write, if she wants to.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 08, 2025 01:13 PM (rJ48h)

Converting Curtains into High-Class Clothing, by Dr. Jill Biden.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 01:14 PM (VNX3d)

117 Uncle Leo?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:15 PM (ImXfC)

118 Who gives a shit if two nuclear armed countries are at war, the more death the better.

Posted by: The Non-Woke Based Right at May 08, 2025 01:15 PM (sGuDx)

119 Joe forgot the access codes to the Swiss bank accounts. He wrote them down and stashed the paper, but can't remember where.

If only. It would serve the 'sharp as a tack' b@stard right.

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 01:15 PM (aBgBM)

120 As holy and Catholic as the left told me SloJoe was, it is he whom was elected Pope!

No doubt!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2025 01:15 PM (cYBz/)

121 An American pope?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 01:15 PM (vmkyp)

122 We apparently have white smoke at the Sistine Chapel.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 08, 2025 01:15 PM (6YdsJ)

123 An American Pope.

Trump!

Winning!

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 08, 2025 01:15 PM (jvJvP)

124 robert francis prevost?

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2025 01:15 PM (gKWVE)

125 23 The Biden syndicate made tens of millions. If they’re broke they’re fucking idiots for not managing the money well.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:04 PM (ImXfC

This is about me, isn’t it?

Posted by: Federal Government at May 08, 2025 01:15 PM (aTimx)

126 Its PREVOST!!!

Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 01:15 PM (FZn/N)

127 >>Hunter was making $1M/year as a board member for Burisma. Did her really piss it all away on crack and underaged hookers?


Yes, yes he did.
He'd high and then spend money on parties at Chateau Marmont, lavishing people with hookers and blow.

When he divorced, he had defaulted on two mortgages on their home as well as a significant tax bill -- how is that possible while also getting gobs of cash from Burisma?

Recall that Hunter has joint bank accounts with Joe, so imagine how much he frittered away of the family income? Maybe one of Biden's siblings was able to tuck some of it away, inaccessible to Hunter and Joe.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 01:15 PM (ke82b)

128 USA

Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 01:15 PM (FZn/N)

129
I said it yesterday: the new fake pope will be a black. The only question is whether he'll be closeted gay black, or an openly gay black.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:16 PM (ZUOEn)

130 Some guy making church bulletin announcements.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 01:16 PM (G0vdT)

131 The new Pope is American???

Posted by: Federal Government at May 08, 2025 01:16 PM (aTimx)

132 So a has-been journalist says " a Source Very Familiar With the Bidens."

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 01:14 PM (W/lyH)
________________

But not familiar enough to notice that Joe was playing handball with his own shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:16 PM (YqDXo)

133 126 Its PREVOST!!!
Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 01:15 PM (FZn/N)

Who is that ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 01:16 PM (VE6XX)

134 The first American pope

Posted by: Megthered at May 08, 2025 01:16 PM (2/IuM)

135 or that TJM has sidebar privileges?

With great privileges comes great responsibilities.

Has TJM girded his loins?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2025 01:12 PM (0sNs1)

He guards them. Selfish bastard.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 01:16 PM (i24o9)

136 Ok, who knows Latin?
Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 01:14 PM


Kilroynius hic erat.

Posted by: Gaius Kilroynius at May 08, 2025 01:16 PM (0sNs1)

137 Its PREVOST!!!
Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 01:15 PM (FZn/N)


Which means?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 01:16 PM (ExV1e)

138 Yup born in Chicago

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 01:16 PM (vmkyp)

139 >>>The new Pope is American???

Mel Gibson?

Posted by: brak at May 08, 2025 01:16 PM (jGJov)

140 The new Pope emerged and saw his shadow.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2025 01:16 PM (63Dwl)

141 Off sock…

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2025 01:16 PM (aTimx)

142 It's go time.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 01:16 PM (G0vdT)

143 Leo…Leo???

I love that name!

My favorite kitteh was Leo and his sister was Cleo

Viva Papa Leo il Gatto!

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 01:16 PM (3JHlp)

144 Meanwhile Trump, after a decade of pursuit, persecution, and attack by local, state, and federal government donates his presidential salary

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 01:16 PM (yZCmg)

145 American pope prevost

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (oper7)

146
btw, a brown, very brown, pope, will count as being *black*

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (ZUOEn)

147 The Trump effect. Crowd is cheering USA! USA!

Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (GUOwU)

148 CBS says Prevost.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (EynyL)

149 137 Its PREVOST!!!
Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 01:15 PM (FZn/N)

Which means?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 01:16 PM (ExV1e)

It's before the vost.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (KbCG3)

150 123 An American Pope.

Trump!

Winning!

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 08, 2025 01:15 PM (jvJvP)
___________

Pope Donald I. I like it!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (YqDXo)

151 Chicago in the Hizzouse!!!

Cool.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (qwx/I)

152 A Yanqui pope? No way.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (ImXfC)

153 Pope Trumpus

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (63Dwl)

154 I thought I heard some boos

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (FCrpy)

155 Leo was the name I was thinking of.. Who's this Provost guy ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (VE6XX)

156 USA! USA!

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (g47mK)

157 Robert Francis Prevost born in the USA. Born in 1955

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (NqhAv)

158 Pope Leo XIV.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (EynyL)

159 Ah, donations must've been down.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (yZCmg)

160 110 Joe’s going to have to sell his Corvette now.

He better make sure he got all the loose file folders out of the back seat first.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (YSv5G)

161 This is a very good omen. Trump is a lion, the pooe is a Leo…

Stoked!

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (3JHlp)

162 An American?

Posted by: Grammie's phone at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (0wFhD)

163 Leo was the coolest teenage mutant ninja turtle. Good choice.

Posted by: brak at May 08, 2025 01:18 PM (jGJov)

164 154 I thought I heard some boos

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (FCrpy)

Believe they were saying "boo urns".

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2025 01:18 PM (KbCG3)

165 >>>The new Pope is American???

From Greenwich Village, perhaps?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 01:18 PM (i24o9)

166 125 23 The Biden syndicate made tens of millions. If they’re broke they’re fucking idiots for not managing the money well.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:04 PM (ImXfC

This is about me, isn’t it?

Posted by: Federal Government at May 08, 2025 01:15 PM (aTimx)


No, it's about me. Are you surprised?

Posted by: Hunter at May 08, 2025 01:18 PM (aBgBM)

167 American pope prevost

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (oper7)
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Pope Lance?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:18 PM (YqDXo)

168 I never thought I’d see an American pope in my lifetime…

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2025 01:18 PM (aTimx)

169
CBS says Prevost.

He played Timmy on Lassie TV show.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2025 01:18 PM (63Dwl)

170 Leo XIV ?

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 01:18 PM (g47mK)

171 "The new Pope is American???"

no way, what with Trump ready to cutoff the cash for the illegal immigrant parade. (which Catholics and Protestants and ?? profited from)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2025 01:18 PM (Cus5s)

172 165 >>>The new Pope is American???

From Greenwich Village, perhaps?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 01:18 PM (i24o9)
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Nah. From the Castro District, fresh from "Up Your Alley."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:18 PM (YqDXo)

173 Robert Prevost. An Augustinian ? Like Luther...

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 01:18 PM (g47mK)

174 i'm going to put this post into draft for a bit because the vatican is about to present the new pope

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:18 PM (KRtlO)

175 Is Prevost good?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 01:18 PM (l3YAf)

176 Born in 55. Oh my gosh I'm older than the pope

Posted by: Grammie's phone at May 08, 2025 01:19 PM (0wFhD)

177 white smoke

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 01:19 PM (gbOdA)

178 It is Pope Trump after all!!!

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 08, 2025 01:19 PM (9mw3J)

179 a liberal friend Frankies

Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 01:19 PM (FZn/N)

180 An American pope, cool.

Posted by: Caligirl at May 08, 2025 01:19 PM (oGdsR)

181 nood

go to the new post so that i can put this one into draft

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:19 PM (KRtlO)

182 What the actual…an American pope?

Doom.

Also, polymarkets gets a big raspberry

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 01:19 PM (3JHlp)

183 Pope Portillos the First.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 01:19 PM (qwx/I)

184 174 i'm going to put this post into draft for a bit because the vatican is about to present the new pope
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:18 PM (KRtlO)
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Good call Ace.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 01:19 PM (G0vdT)

185 175 Is Prevost good?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 01:18 PM (l3YAf)'

Nah, he helped Red FRankie pick cardinals

Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (FZn/N)

186 Prevost was born in Chicago. He joined the Augustinian order in '77, joined a mission in South America, and became a bishop in 2015. Cardinal from 2023.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (EynyL)

187 An American Pope! Somebody with some knowledge, who is this Prevost fellow?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (YSv5G)

188 >>>The new Pope is American???

Mel Gibson?


Jame Caviezel?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (ke82b)

189 American flag!

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (G0vdT)

190 First!

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (yZCmg)

191 first

Posted by: doug at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (Hy+R4)

192 Pope Leo the 14th.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (NqhAv)

193 I hope the offering plate was passed around the studio audience after the appearance of FJB and Dr Jill on The View.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (Vyll1)

194 Provost is a Canadian RV manufacturer. Odd choice for a Pope. But OK.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (ImXfC)

195 in before the post

Posted by: doug at May 08, 2025 01:21 PM (Hy+R4)

196 1st !

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 01:21 PM (g47mK)

197 The first American pope

Posted by: Megthered at May 08, 2025 01:16 PM (2/IuM)
________________

Naturalized citizen of Peru. Did he retain American citizenship also?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (YqDXo)

198 The Biden Hobos.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (bNf8H)

199 I have an idea. Let's give the Biden family some tin cans and they can stand just off the streets and pander for coins, the same way a lot homeless pander to make ends meet.
And as a plus for Hunter, he would be able to find scuzzy, new drug runners to help re-supply his habit.

Posted by: Tracy at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (oQXo+)

200 ??

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (uaSgg)

201 Whoa. What happened?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (YqDXo)

202 But a joint book deal for the couple could land them $30 million, insiders told the Daily Mail.

The offer, however, is contingent on Jill, who, experts say, could be worth $15 million alone.

Jill Biden kept a diary during her White House years, so she has plenty of memories to draw upon - and the family could use the money.
Posted by: Gref
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Twould be nice if Jill spilled the beans on the Democrat criminal party.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM (ctrM5)

203 167 American pope prevost

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (oper7)
_______________

Pope Lance?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:18 PM (YqDXo)

The new Pope's name is Ron ...

Ron Popeil ...

aka: the Pocket Fisherman (St Peter light)

Posted by: browndog sees smoke at May 08, 2025 01:25 PM (TTAGa)

204 Well Jill can start working at the truck stop on I95.

Posted by: pawn at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (3jecp)

205 Kamala was savvy. She invested in tulips at an early age.



(wait for it in 5...4...3...)

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (HOX+I)

206 And poof, it's gone

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (2UnvF)

207 The Biden syndicate made tens of millions. If they’re broke they’re fucking idiots for not managing the money well.
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They did make tens of millions.
And, like star athletes/celebrities, Joe also had a whole entourage to support--family, cousins, children, staff.
And houses, cars, servants, etc. for all.

Also note, Joe was the poorest Senator, with almost no assets.
Until he became VP.

That proves the Dem establishment has hated him for decades, freezing him out of their real scams; boards, NGOs, charities, etc., for him and all his family.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 01:48 PM (OmKmS)

208 Lets do the time warp again!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 02:19 PM (t0Rmr)

209 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

210 Kamala was savvy. She invested in tulips at an early age.

(wait for it in 5...4...3...)

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (HOX+I)
_________________

Shoulda invested in yams.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 02:20 PM (YqDXo)

211 Could anyone front me some paints? Looks like I need to get back to work ...

Posted by: Hunter B. at May 08, 2025 02:20 PM (0sNs1)

212 It’s deja vu all over again.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 02:21 PM (l3YAf)

213 Utter horseshit.

There's no way the *biden's are "going broke." Investments alone on the 10's of millions they have would keep the lifestyle they've been accustomed to rolling along for decades.

Plus all the taxpayer perks.

Going broke... my ass they are.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 02:21 PM (Q4IgG)

214 Not really saying it's a bad thing, but is the James O'Keefe "really big deal I have to go into hiding" thing his confirming that Prince Andrew boffed little kids?

I mean, we already knew that......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

215 Hunter, the amazing artist who can command tens or hundreds out thousands of dollars per painting can't pull in enough income for the family?

Posted by: can of spam at May 08, 2025 02:21 PM (7oNMO)

216 I'm reposting this because the Vatican went OT and pope-stomped me.

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Have they no sense of decorum?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

217 Twould be nice if Jill spilled the beans on the Democrat criminal party.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM (ctrM5)
________________

How to get on the Seth Rich plan without even trying.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 02:21 PM (YqDXo)

218 How he suffers....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 02:22 PM (xcxpd)

219 Could anyone front me some paints? Looks like I need to get back to work ...
Posted by: Hunter B. at May 08, 2025 02:20 PM (0sNs1)

Sorry, fresh out of cyan, magenta and black..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 02:22 PM (l3YAf)

220 Hey, everyone! Watch me on OF!

Posted by: Dr. Jill at May 08, 2025 02:22 PM (bhYj9)

221 >>> 213 Utter horseshit.

There's no way the *biden's are "going broke." Investments alone on the 10's of millions they have would keep the lifestyle they've been accustomed to rolling along for decades.

Plus all the taxpayer perks.

Going broke... my ass they are.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 02:21 PM (Q4IgG)

You're assuming they're able to manage these investments and not blow the entire wad...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 08, 2025 02:22 PM (Vqx30)

222 Have they no sense of decorum?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

They only said they have a papam, not a decorum.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 02:23 PM (VoAdT)

223 Kamala was savvy. She invested in tulips at an early age.

(wait for it in 5...4...3...)

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (HOX+I)



She went to the Ridgemont High School of Blowjobs.

https://youtu.be/rKcRSmUXMIU?t=54

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

224 The Biden family will be fine. They may have no more influence to sell, but they will be set up for life regardless. I hope I’m wrong and that Jill and Hunter have to fight over johns at the Sheetz rest stop. But I don’t think I’m wrong.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 08, 2025 02:23 PM (aeiyZ)

225 Try this again.
First.

Posted by: Reforger at May 08, 2025 02:23 PM (xcIvR)

226 You're assuming they're able to manage these investments and not blow the entire wad...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 08, 2025 02:22 PM (Vqx30)

$10 million is useless when you're sitting on a stack of IOUs worth $30 million.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 02:23 PM (VoAdT)

227 An oldie but a goodie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 02:24 PM (vmkyp)

228 Going broke... my ass they are.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 02:21 PM (Q4IgG)

Come on... have you SEEN the price of Cocaine since Trump controlled the borders!!!

Talk about yer inflation!

Posted by: Hunter at May 08, 2025 02:24 PM (QAkQ3)

229 The reaction of the left, all those desperate judicial rulings, etc is proof that the spigots are being shut off. And they can only win if they can cheat and pay for cheating.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:24 PM (2VST1)

230 Joe doesn't have an IRA or 401(k)?

Posted by: Archer at May 08, 2025 02:24 PM (IDphi)

231 Hey, everyone! Watch me on OF!
Posted by: Dr. Jill at May 08, 2025 02:22 PM (bhYj9)

Put on the fishnets and start doing feet pics, lady. You know what sells.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 02:24 PM (l3YAf)

232 You're assuming they're able to manage these investments and not blow the entire wad...
____

Hookers and blow. And adult diapers.

(how much does kid sniffing cost?)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 02:24 PM (Dv3i1)

233 My kids want Chicago-style hot dogs to celebrate the new Pope. I told them I don't have the stuff, so now I know what I'm shopping for and having for dinner tomorrow.

Probably not the only ones...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 02:25 PM (tOcjL)

234 Didn't they say that Biden took loans out on his Delaware mansion multiple times?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

235 x.com/EndWokeness thinks we got a #woke pope

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2025 02:26 PM (gKWVE)

236 The Biden family will be fine. They may have no more influence to sell, but they will be set up for life regardless.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 08, 2025 02:23 PM (aeiyZ)
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Joe set up for life? (checks watch)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 02:26 PM (YqDXo)

237 234 Didn't they say that Biden took loans out on his Delaware mansion multiple times?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

It would almost be absurd to think they hadn't.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 02:26 PM (VoAdT)

238 >> My kids want Chicago-style hot dogs to celebrate the new Pope. I told them I don't have the stuff, so now I know what I'm shopping for and having for dinner tomorrow.

Don’t forget the sports peppers and glowing green relish.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 02:26 PM (l3YAf)

239 Bidens OUGHT to be able to live on what they have earned but you know they burn through money like an SR-71 through fuel, especially Hunter's coke and hookers lifestyle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:26 PM (2VST1)

240 You're assuming they're able to manage these investments and not blow the entire wad...
____

Hookers and blow. And adult diapers.

(how much does kid sniffing cost?)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 02:24 PM (Dv3i1)

They might have to give up the gold-flake champagne and caviar.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 02:26 PM (VNX3d)

241 But a joint book deal for the couple could land them $30 million, insiders told the Daily Mail.
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I'll buy it if she:
1) cites times Joe dropped the N-word in the WH at staffers, and
2) claims the cocaine was Kamala's

I'll short the stock of whatever outfit buys the rights.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 02:27 PM (OmKmS)

242
Recycled Nood??

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 02:27 PM (ZUOEn)

243 214 Not really saying it's a bad thing, but is the James O'Keefe "really big deal I have to go into hiding" thing his confirming that Prince Andrew boffed little kids?

I mean, we already knew that......
Posted by: Sponge
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That implies Andy molested more than Virginia Giuffre. I'd imagine O'Keefe would be pretty nervous after what happened to her.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 02:27 PM (ctrM5)

244 238 >> My kids want Chicago-style hot dogs to celebrate the new Pope. I told them I don't have the stuff, so now I know what I'm shopping for and having for dinner tomorrow.

Don’t forget the sports peppers and glowing green relish.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 02:26 PM (l3YAf)

That's what I don't have (well, that and the buns) - we're gonna go all in and make them classic!

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 02:27 PM (tOcjL)

245 They might have to give up the gold-flake champagne and caviar.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 02:26 PM (VNX3d)

And... what? Just have an empty swimming pool? Like some kind of weirdos?

Harrumph.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 02:27 PM (VoAdT)

246 Jill could 'write' a book. That seems to work for most high profile Dems.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2025 02:27 PM (XeU6L)

247 But a joint book deal for the couple could land them $30 million, insiders told the Daily Mail.

And that's the Biden family can get money with: book deals, movie deals, etc. They can go on the speech circuit for 5000 an appearance, etc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:27 PM (2VST1)

248 Trump pope-stomped the money spigots!

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025 02:28 PM (0HaGk)

249 Joe could auction off the 'vette.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2025 02:28 PM (XeU6L)

250 That such an imbecilic (forever, long before his physiological decline) nasty non-entity could ever be VP or Prez is really the point here. The Haitian-style flagrant ham-handed corruption is just the universe's way of getting the attention of the particularly dim.

And remember not only was Biden one of the least respected, most disliked buffoons in the Beltway *for decades*, he was obviously losing several steps in 2020, and before. No campaign, ridiculous positions, unliked invisible ridiculous candidate. 81M votes! Even taking a reasonable guess that there were 75M actually legitimate votes - wow.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2025 02:28 PM (1m82a)

251 Kamala was savvy. She invested in tulips at an early age.

(wait for it in 5...4...3...)

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (HOX+I)


She went to the Ridgemont High School of Blowjobs.

https://youtu.be/rKcRSmUXMIU?t=54
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)


Really, bro? So disrespectful to that scene and those 80s hotties to defile it with a mention of Kumala. I am disappoint.

Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2025 02:28 PM (vf0Y9)

252 They might have to consider selling one of their many mansions and maybe getting real jobs!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 08, 2025 02:28 PM (hB7mE)

253 Sell tickets for a speaking tour.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2025 02:29 PM (XeU6L)

254
Show me in the NT where Jesus says, "You shall date the years from the year of my birth."
Posted by: Bulg
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Same place as He tells us to celebrate His birthday on December 25th. It's in the book of It Doesn't Matter, chapter Just Do It, and verse Shut Up.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 02:29 PM (ZUOEn)

255 I can sympathize. Bill and I were broke when we left the WH.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at May 08, 2025 02:29 PM (+K1xO)

256 So what’s Newest Nood!!! It’s chaos.. cats chasing dogs!!!

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 02:29 PM (PCK5/)

257 How the hell are you magnificent bastards already at 250?

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025 02:29 PM (0HaGk)

258 Jill could 'write' a book. That seems to work for most high profile Dems.

The drawback is that the money is drying up for the book publishers too, and they aren't selling like they used to so the advances won't be as lucrative as they once were. And nobody is gonna buy 5000 copies of their books and store them in the Capitol basement because the Bidens offer no power or leverage. Apparently the Clintons are feeling the pain as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:29 PM (2VST1)

259 249 Joe could auction off the 'vette.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2025 02:28 PM (XeU6L)

That vehicle alone is probably propping up at least a couple million worth of "loans".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 02:29 PM (VoAdT)

260 Is Halperin the pedo guy?

Posted by: Can't keep track at May 08, 2025 02:29 PM (UbjG+)

261 =======
That implies Andy molested more than Virginia Giuffre. I'd imagine O'Keefe would be pretty nervous after what happened to her.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 02:27 PM (ctrM5)



Ok, but there have been multiple reports out there that the dude did a hell of a lot more than just her.

I can't be just making that up in my head.........can I?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

262 Downside: the much-dreaded Hunter Biden Gay Porn Career is now 80% likely.



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Downside??

Posted by: Buttplug Pete at May 08, 2025 02:30 PM (EES2L)

263 Biden could go the Habitat for Humanity route like St Jimmah.

Imagine him showing up at your worksite.

"Back when I was pouring concrete for Big Dick Sturmgarten in Scranton...."

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 02:30 PM (qwx/I)

264 Chicago hot dogs are basically hamburgers with dick-shaped meat

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 08, 2025 02:30 PM (aeiyZ)

265 Beau Biden was Biden, Inc.'s only hope of a successor, and as you all know, he was famously killed in combat with a Burn Pit in Iraq.
......

He also died from Covid.
And January 6 MAGA riots.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 02:30 PM (v0R5T)

266
"Doctor" Jill had better secure her place at a truck stop PDQ.

Summertime is peak earnings' season for THOTs.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2025 02:31 PM (XeTAE)

267 I love Chicago dogs, but brudder, they don't love me. I can't shit for a week.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 02:31 PM (qwx/I)

268 That implies Andy molested more than Virginia Giuffre.

The guy who said it (and was definitely in a position to know) claimed he molested underage girls. Sounded younger than 16 as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:31 PM (2VST1)

269
Really, bro? So disrespectful to that scene and those 80s hotties to defile it with a mention of Kumala. I am disappoint.
Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2025 02:28 PM (vf0Y9)




It's not my fault.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

270 14 I wonder if Joe actually pardoned himself but didn't make a big deal of it.

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I got it covered.

Posted by: Autopen at May 08, 2025 02:31 PM (EES2L)

271 How can they be broke? They stole billions. What did they spend it on?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2025 02:31 PM (k3Vs9)

272 > You're assuming they're able to manage these investments and not blow the entire wad...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 08, 2025 02:22 PM (Vqx30)
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Someone is managing their money, not Joe, Jill and/or Hunter. Whether what they have is spent "wisely" is debatable, but they will never "go broke."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 02:31 PM (Q4IgG)

273 There are loans, which must be repaid, and there "loans".

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 08, 2025 02:31 PM (GYt5+)

274 Can't they live on Jill's income? After all, she's a doctor.

Posted by: Or so I was told at May 08, 2025 02:31 PM (UbjG+)

275 Hunter can always get a job working the mop at the downtown adult emporium.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 08, 2025 02:31 PM (HnmUd)

276 "Doctor" Jill had better secure her place at a truck stop PDQ.

Summertime is peak earnings' season for THOTs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2025 02:31 PM (XeTAE)



Lot lizards are a hot commodity......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

277 229 The reaction of the left, all those desperate judicial rulings, etc is proof that the spigots are being shut off. And they can only win if they can cheat and pay for cheating.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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It is going to get worse. The recent DC Circuit Court decision means that employee appeals cannot be adjudicated in district courts nor can contracts. Jurisdiction over those cases are in the Merit Protection Board for govt employees and the Court of Claims for contracts.

Important decision flying below the radar.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 02:31 PM (ctrM5)

278 The Biden's are going broke and I'm in the market for art pieces made of feces that may appreciate in value.

Sweet.

Winning!

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 08, 2025 02:32 PM (jvJvP)

279 I'm reposting this because the Vatican went OT and pope-stomped me.

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Unlike AOC or Jazzy Crockett, Ace respects power.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 08, 2025 02:32 PM (dadcM)

280 "just get work producing shows for Netflix!"
--Obamas

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:32 PM (2VST1)

281 Willowed again!

I have no problem with CE and BCE for dates:
you just have to read them correctly -
CE = Christian Era
BCE = Before Christian Era

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 02:32 PM (YSv5G)

282 That implies Andy molested more than Virginia Giuffre. I'd imagine O'Keefe would be pretty nervous after what happened to her.

Its complete normal for people to die in their early 40s suddenly after coming out against the Uniparty. And parents always say their kid was murdered because you know, that's normal. And the police not bothering to investigate.

All perfectly normal.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 02:32 PM (t0Rmr)

283 Someone is managing their money, not Joe, Jill and/or Hunter. Whether what they have is spent "wisely" is debatable, but they will never "go broke."
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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James Biden (Joe's brother) was/is the power behind the grifter throne.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 02:32 PM (ctrM5)

284 Biden could go the Habitat for Humanity route like St Jimmah.

Imagine him showing up at your worksite.
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Bill and Al worked the same angle. The pictures of them trying to drive nails are embarassing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2025 02:32 PM (XeU6L)

285 235 x.com/EndWokeness thinks we got a #woke pope
Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2025 02:26 PM (gKWVE)


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Someone go to Expedia to get JD a plane ticket for Italy.

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 08, 2025 02:33 PM (EES2L)

286 The Martin nomination tanking is a big deal, a serious defeat, and a reminder to those asleep or clueless that Trump faces overwhelming odds and has no party.

The American people, especially GOP voters, have built a colossus of ruinous destructive inertia. In his first term Trump dented it a bit, and even then managed to do enough to enable an economic boom - which of course was squelched by the unscientific totalitarian apocalypse known as The Great Idiocy (response to COVID).

One hopes they have a back-up nominee who will be no less able or determined to do the obvious right things than Martin clearly is. Maybe even someone much more fanatical.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2025 02:33 PM (1m82a)

287 I am guessing that the market value of Hunter Biden's paintings has plummeted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:33 PM (2VST1)

288 I'm usually averse to this type of vindictive behavior, but who wants to see an out of the blue IRS audit of the Biden's?

At the very least it would be hilariously interesting to see how they explain away some of the ill gotten gains over the years.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 02:33 PM (dIske)

289 And remember not only was Biden one of the least respected, most disliked buffoons in the Beltway *for decades*, he was obviously losing several steps in 2020, and before. No campaign, ridiculous positions, unliked invisible ridiculous candidate. 81M votes! Even taking a reasonable guess that there were 75M actually legitimate votes - wow. Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2025 02:28 PM (1m82a)

COVID gave them an excuse to keep him in the basement and in very selective, well-controlled appearances. A normal campaign would have blown the lid off his senility.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 08, 2025 02:34 PM (eStot)

290 Any parent can tell you, diapers ain't cheap.

Posted by: Wally at May 08, 2025 02:34 PM (NXYp1)

291 Down size. A pine box

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 08, 2025 02:34 PM (7YHS3)

292 Hunter can go to work doing Motel 6 decor… Joe work the front desk, Jill cleans rooms, Ashley Works the rooms…

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 02:34 PM (PCK5/)

293 Its complete normal for people to die in their early 40s suddenly after coming out against the Uniparty. And parents always say their kid was murdered because you know, that's normal. And the police not bothering to investigate.

All perfectly normal.
Posted by: 18-1
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You left out getting hit broadsides by a school bus shortly before her demise.

The whole shady world of the intel community always has pieces of shit floating around as contractors to do dirty work for them.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 02:34 PM (ctrM5)

294 The first ex-presidential family to move into a trailer park.
HISTORIC

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 02:34 PM (v0R5T)

295 Biden could go the Habitat for Humanity route like St Jimmah.

I did respect Jimmy for that. I think he wanted to do right, he just was an enormous fool.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:34 PM (2VST1)

296 It would be fantastic if the Biden's were broke, but with all the money they've grifted over the last 50 years, they have NOTHING to show for it? Really?

I have to doubt that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

297 Haven't heard/seen a peep out of Hunter since Trump yanked his security. I don't think he was even in that weird Easter picture they photoshopped Joe into.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 08, 2025 02:34 PM (33LJY)

298
This is a story fit for setting in Crimea. Specifically, Crimea River.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2025 02:34 PM (XeTAE)

299 My quiet hope of the man and his family fading into obscurity may be realized.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2025 02:34 PM (lXCUP)

300 After all the financial shenanigans the Biden family was involved in , you'd think they'd still have a whole lot of money even if the spigots are now turned off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 02:34 PM (JUIuI)

301 Biden takes responsibility for Trump's victory on The View: 'I was in charge and he won'. Offering an assessment of Trump’s return to power, Biden said his successor “has done, quite frankly, a very poor job in the interest of the United States of America.”

“I think, you know, the greatest alliance in the history of the world is NATO, not a joke, and he’s blown it up,” he said. “He’s had the worst 100 days any president has ever had.”

Biden insisted that he could have beaten Trump if he remained in the election, saying Trump lost by “7 million fewer votes," and said Harris lost due to sexism and racism.

Joe would have lost. The cards were stacked against him. Corporate media was in the tank for Trump, and Trumpworld has assembled a propaganda network Democratic leadership still hasn’t learned to deal with.

Denial is a difficult to overcome. Even for historic men like Biden. Waiting for a modicum of self reflection on how things might have been different if he hadn’t run for a second term, and there had been a normal primary season.

If he was his usual sharp self at the debate, he might very well have overcome the poor polling going in.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2025 02:35 PM (JCZqz)

302 I am guessing that the market value of Hunter Biden's paintings has plummeted.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:33 PM (2VST1)



It's gone to shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

303 At the very least it would be hilariously interesting to see how they explain away some of the ill gotten gains over the years.
Posted by: Orson
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I'm sure they owned a very profitable chain of car washes that only accepted cash. Along with a restaurant or two.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 02:35 PM (ctrM5)

304 One hopes they have a back-up nominee who will be no less able or determined to do the obvious right things than Martin clearly is. Maybe even someone much more fanatical. Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2025 02:33 PM (1m82a)

The bright side is that it frees Martin up to be a special counsel.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 08, 2025 02:35 PM (eStot)

305 286 The Martin nomination tanking is a big deal, a serious defeat, and a reminder to those asleep or clueless that Trump faces overwhelming odds and has no party.

The American people, especially GOP voters, have built a colossus of ruinous destructive inertia. In his first term Trump dented it a bit, and even then managed to do enough to enable an economic boom - which of course was squelched by the unscientific totalitarian apocalypse known as The Great Idiocy (response to COVID).

One hopes they have a back-up nominee who will be no less able or determined to do the obvious right things than Martin clearly is. Maybe even someone much more fanatical.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2025 02:33 PM (1m82a)

Yeah, that’s an “L”, any way you parse it…

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 02:35 PM (PCK5/)

306 I don't get it. Millions upon millions in the bank and they are going broke? Worst money managers since the last lottery winner, I'd say.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 02:35 PM (a4NoL)

307 They get meals at Chuckie Schumer's place.
Try the grilled cheeseburgers.

Posted by: Yum at May 08, 2025 02:35 PM (UbjG+)

308 297 Haven't heard/seen a peep out of Hunter since Trump yanked his security. I don't think he was even in that weird Easter picture they photoshopped Joe into.
Posted by: Ktgreat
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Hunter was in South Africa with his recent 'bride' form there when Trump pulled his security.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 02:36 PM (ctrM5)

309 One hopes they have a back-up nominee who will be no less able or determined to do the obvious right things than Martin clearly is. Maybe even someone much more fanatical.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2025 02:33 PM (1m82a)

Recess appointment.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 02:36 PM (l3YAf)

310 How Zerohedge described the new pope (and probably why Africa compromised to him)...

"American cardinal Robert Prevost - a fierce opponent of same-sex marriage and gender studies in classrooms, yet past Trump & Vance critic - has been selected as the new pope"

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 02:36 PM (tOcjL)

311 Is it me or is the entire world designed now to get you to click on something you don't want to click on?

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 02:36 PM (MNQG6)

312
Joe would have lost. The cards were stacked against him. Corporate media was in the tank for Trump, and Trumpworld has assembled a propaganda network Democratic leadership still hasn’t learned to deal with.



Holy crap. It's actually like they BELIEVE this shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

313 Denial is a difficult to overcome.

Truer words were never spoken for these dudes LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:36 PM (2VST1)

314 I don't get it. Millions upon millions in the bank and they are going broke? Worst money managers since the last lottery winner, I'd say.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 02:35 PM (a4NoL)

They trusted Joe's memory about where the accounts were, along with the account numbers and access codes.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 02:36 PM (VNX3d)

315 ======
Hunter was in South Africa with his recent 'bride' form there when Trump pulled his security.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 02:36 PM (ctrM5)



Shoulda revoked his passport.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

316 If he was his usual sharp self at the debate, he might very well have overcome the poor polling going in.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions


He wasn't his usual sharp self for five years prior.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2025 02:37 PM (k3Vs9)

317 Kamala was savvy. She invested in tulips at an early age.
(wait for it in 5...4...3...)
Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (HOX+I)


Tulips are a terrible investment, you have to go big to get any decent return on initial investment, and that means land, it means taxes, equipment, sales and employees, and then you have to find the best way to ship that won't leave it in a semi parked in the sun.
You are also required to engage in breeding, which is specialized, or go for some sort of cloning to keep your varietals straight, and then engage in crossing to create new varietals. If you don't you are just buying stock from another grower, and then you are just competing for the same market everyone else is. Not a bad strategy, but not one that puts you at the top, and if any of your costs go up relative to the competition, then you are sunk quick.
Then there is ag inspections, labor inspections, water and soil district inspections.
Tulips is a hard crop to break into.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 02:37 PM (D7oie)

318 311 Is it me or is the entire world designed now to get you to click on something you don't want to click on?
+++

It's you.

Posted by: Your ISP at May 08, 2025 02:37 PM (UbjG+)

319 The Martin nomination tanking is a big deal, a serious defeat, and a reminder to those asleep or clueless that Trump faces overwhelming odds and has no party.

Its pretty frustrating because the reason that he was opposed is one of the most basic legal principles in the nation: everyone gets a legal defense in court, no matter what you think about them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:37 PM (2VST1)

320 Strange... have a house 2 doors down that is full of 'immigrant' renters. There has been a LOT of cussing and yelling in Spanish outside the house for the last 3 weeks... some during the day, some late at night.

Yesterday at 5 PM, all 5 of my little towns Cop Cars were at the house for over an hour... and suddenly an older Mini Van and a semi wrecked car, are now gone.

My guess? Illegals who were sponging off of US Aid... who can't pay their rent now.

Posted by: Hunter at May 08, 2025 02:37 PM (QAkQ3)

321 Dennis the Monk got the date of our Savior’s birth off by a few years, as evidenced by Herod the Great still being alive to order the Murder of the Innocents in Bethlehem, but no matter.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 02:37 PM (YSv5G)

322 I'm sure they owned a very profitable chain of car washes that only accepted cash. Along with a restaurant or two.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 02:35 PM (ctrM5)
____________________

Your Breaking Bad fanhood is showing.

As I recall, the US Treasury highlighted at least 125 questionable financial transactions...which was about 200% higher than anyone else on their watch lists.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 02:38 PM (dIske)

323
If he was his usual sharp self at the debate, he might very well have overcome the poor polling going in.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions
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I begin to suspect that these DU types are delusional.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2025 02:38 PM (XeU6L)

324
He wasn't his usual sharp self for five years prior.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2025 02:37 PM (k3Vs9)



"We choose TRUTH over FACTS!!!"

- - - - - Joe Biden, Professional

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

325 Posted by: Hunter at May 08, 2025 02:37 PM (QAkQ3)

/swishes wand..

Sockeoso!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 02:38 PM (QAkQ3)

326 The new pope should wear a black suit, pork pie hat and shades. After all, he's on a mission from G_d.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 08, 2025 02:38 PM (nPBFn)

327 whig shouldn't that case and several others similar have been instantly rejected/referred to the Court of Claims? Appears the "judiciary" is just throwing away even all of its own made-up rules the last 4 months - aside from the substantive idiocy of their behavior.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2025 02:38 PM (1m82a)

328 306 I don't get it. Millions upon millions in the bank and they are going broke? Worst money managers since the last lottery winner, I'd say.
Posted by: tcn in AK

A lot of grifters in DC are kind of like Pedowood actors and actresses. They figure they can always get another grifting job, information peddling, or some other no work big pay gig. So they blow it all as much as they 'save'.

That, in part, is why they never leave DC. That is the big oasis where all the grifting predators prey on the public Treasury.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 02:38 PM (ctrM5)

329 Sounds like an audit should be put in place. We know the money coming in was corrupt. Wink wink, nudge nudge, where did that million in my back pocket fall out at? Oh, that's an exceptional piece of... err... ah... art! Here's a hundred grand for it (note to assistant, burn it immediately. No, not the hundred grand, that canvas thing)

Question is, where is the money's outflow?

What is the Biden family spending on that they're broke within less than a year of him leaving his job? Who are they paying, and for what services?

You hear about it from high-paid sports players and from lottery winners. Money gets wasted quickly, millions of dollars spent in a short amount of time, and then they plead poverty.

Less than a year. Almost year if you count The Debate (tm) that ended any reason to funnel money to him. And they're going broke? No savings?

Or did all those shell company bank accounts get locked down?

Posted by: Another Anon at May 08, 2025 02:38 PM (4h45B)

330 willowed:

The murderer of Daniel Pearl killed, thank you India.

What a shame on George Bush, what a shame on all of our agencies who were involved and did NOTHING. What a shame on us for allowing them to get away with doing NOTHING.

India, thank you. And thank you for showing the world how to respect terrorists.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 02:38 PM (lCWOD)

331 He should have spent his last ten years resting, relaxing, eating well, and doing Rogan style testosterone therapies.

He's American. He's bottomlessly corrupt. He's nominally Catholic. Dr. Jill could have been Pope instead of President and it would be a much better gig for both of them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2025 02:39 PM (BI5O2)

332 Weird fact . Pope Bob grew up in the Chicago suburbs of Dolton. Dolton is where that lunatic Ledyard was mayor

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 02:39 PM (vmkyp)

333 Is Halperin the pedo guy?

Posted by: Can't keep track at May 08, 2025 02:29 PM (UbjG+)
_________________

Could you be more specific?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 02:39 PM (YqDXo)

334
and don't get me started on Pope Gregory...

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 02:39 PM (ZUOEn)

335
J'Blowme could write a coloring book suited for use with scented markers.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2025 02:39 PM (XeTAE)

336 It's always amused me a bit.

Before Christ and The Year of Our Lord are just what they say. This is the agreed upon year that began the era of Christ, who at least existed whatever your religion is. Our Lord. Maybe not yours (yet... nudge nudge), but you know, whatever. Muhammed was born in a certain year, too, which is still a perfectly valid number and a year that happened once even if I do think there was nothing prophetic or divine about the guy.

But to take that specific year and now define it as the epochal definition of a Common Era just solidifies Christianity as universal. It does the exact opposite of what the dumb little girly baby "academics" meant to do with their angsty middle-schooler stunt of re-naming it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 02:39 PM (VoAdT)

337 And American Pope.
What can't Trump do???!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 02:39 PM (W/lyH)

338 Joe would have lost. The cards were stacked against him. Corporate media was in the tank for Trump, and Trumpworld has assembled a propaganda network Democratic leadership still hasn’t learned to deal with.


Holy crap. It's actually like they BELIEVE this shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
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The doublethink is strong with these cretins. On the one one hand, they revere media outlets like MSNBCNN as the last stand of truth-talking patriots telling it straight. On the other hand, they make claims like that above: that the media is in the tank for BOM. Well, which is it?

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 08, 2025 02:40 PM (aeiyZ)

339 Bidens broke?

Please, don't offend my senses. Isn't their primary, mansion-like residence alone worth something like $30 million or some such crazy amount? All bought on a six figure salary, mostly starting with a 1 until the last decade.
Not to mention those millions "for the Big Guy" that Hunter pulled out of Barisma and Ukraine.
They have no idea what being without money is. Even the thought of the Bidens being poor is disagreeable to the senses of working people and poor people everywhere.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 08, 2025 02:40 PM (dadcM)

340 277 It is going to get worse. The recent DC Circuit Court decision means that employee appeals cannot be adjudicated in district courts nor can contracts. Jurisdiction over those cases are in the Merit Protection Board for govt employees and the Court of Claims for contracts.

Important decision flying below the radar.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 02:31 PM (ctrM5)

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Man...that's what the status quo was before Trump 2.

Crazy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:40 PM (GBKbO)

341
Doesn't Pope Gregory owe us, like, 14 years of our lives, or something??

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 02:40 PM (ZUOEn)

342 The Bidens will be fine.

Hunter is an accomplished and talented painter and should be able to earn a king's ransom selling his paintings.

Right?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 08, 2025 02:40 PM (k1E2D)

343 If the GOP wasn't a useless pile of dogshit they'd rearrange the committee that's working on tanking Martin and put in people who'd get him through the process.

Like Democrats do. All the fucking time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 02:40 PM (Q4IgG)

344 Tulips is a hard crop to break into.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 02:37 PM (D7oie)

Your joking, right ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2025 02:41 PM (NtVYv)

345 >>Hunter does not have great earning capacity.

How can that possibly be true? He is one of the greatest up and coming artists, he is an excellent attorney who has a very impressive legal resume, he is an expert on Ukrainian natural gas, an expert on Amtrak trains, a former banker, and an international businessman.

I just don't get it!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 02:41 PM (uCjyK)

346 I don't get it. Millions upon millions in the bank and they are going broke? Worst money managers since the last lottery winner, I'd say.

Drugs and hookers can get really expensive - you can see any number of pro athletes bankrupted by addiction.

And the kind of money the Biden's banked requires you to keep paying people off.

So is it possible all their money was eaten away this quickly? Yes...but most likely they've lost a lot of it and are down to the funds that are more easy for an investigation to find since they have them directly...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 02:41 PM (t0Rmr)

347 The doublethink is strong with these cretins. On the one one hand, they revere media outlets like MSNBCNN as the last stand of truth-talking patriots telling it straight. On the other hand, they make claims like that above: that the media is in the tank for BOM. Well, which is it?
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 08, 2025 02:40 PM (aeiyZ)

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They're going to love it when media has to actually compete for market space without federal grants and they do start to splinter with some becoming more pro-Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

348 337 And American Pope.
What can't Trump do???!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

Yuuuuuge!

Posted by: DJT fans everywhere at May 08, 2025 02:41 PM (UbjG+)

349 327 whig shouldn't that case and several others similar have been instantly rejected/referred to the Court of Claims? Appears the "judiciary" is just throwing away even all of its own made-up rules the last 4 months - aside from the substantive idiocy of their behavior.

Posted by: rhomboid

Yep. Biden, Obama, and even Clinton judges are showing exactly what sort of 'law' they rule upon.

Statutes are clear with no Orange Man Bad clauses--employee dismissal cases go to the Merit Board unless probationary (no due process for them) and contract claims must go to the Court of Claims as it has been for well over a century now.

District courts have no jurisdiction over these types of cases.

Something similar with the Alien Enemies Act and the deportations--district courts are using the Orange Man Bad doctrine to reject even Scotus and statutory powers trying to keep the illegals here.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 02:42 PM (ctrM5)

350 Show me in the NT where Jesus says, "You shall date the years from the year of my birth."
Posted by: Bulg


I will respect your opinion if you can tell me George Washington's Birthday, Ab urbe condita, without looking it up.

Otherwise. . .

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 02:42 PM (D7oie)

351
Pope chosen in a day!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

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Sounds like a 1970s game show.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 02:42 PM (U7Gpi)

352 Can I please highlight one of the greatest quips in this place ever in the history of the world?

We were all joking last thread about the possibility of an upcoming American Pope supporting BLM, Islam, etc

So I said:

Pope Farrakhan I

And then *t-bird* said:

Pope Malcolm XI
Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (ZFKBV)
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My God, I have never been so happy to be so shamed and so awed at the same time.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 02:43 PM (MNQG6)

353 On the one one hand, they revere media outlets like MSNBCNN as the last stand of truth-talking patriots telling it straight.

MSNBC is run by corporatist assholes who moderate their hosts' messages to appease Trump in a desperate quest for ratings. They fired Joy Reid because she was a strong Black woman who spoke truth to power!!!!

That's the general DU gist on "corporate" media.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2025 02:43 PM (JCZqz)

354 I think we shoud start a pool, picks for the announcement date of Jill's 'book'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2025 02:43 PM (XeU6L)

355 Tulips is a hard crop to break into.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 02:37 PM (D7oie)

All the cool kids are doing Dahlias now, anyway.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 02:43 PM (VoAdT)

356 What's better than roses on your piano ?

Tulips on your organ.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2025 02:43 PM (NtVYv)

357 Please, don't offend my senses. Isn't their primary, mansion-like residence alone worth something like $30 million or some such crazy amount? All bought on a six figure salary, mostly starting with a 1 until the last decade.
Not to mention those millions "for the Big Guy" that Hunter pulled out of Barisma and Ukraine.
They have no idea what being without money is. Even the thought of the Bidens being poor is disagreeable to the senses of working people and poor people everywhere.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 08, 2025 02:40 PM (dadcM)

All joking aside, I completely believe that they are broke. The Biden Crime Family has dozens of family members and god knows how many hangers-on on payroll.

Going through Hunter's texts, its clear he spends money like a drunken sailor on his last night of shore leave. I wouldn't be surprised if the rest of the Biden's are the same way. They all live very opulent lifestyles for people who don't work and don't have real family wealth.

I think they've been running on fumes probably for years. That's why they ran those silly scams like Hunter selling art. They were desperate.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 02:43 PM (uCjyK)

358 327 whig shouldn't that case and several others similar have been instantly rejected/referred to the Court of Claims? Appears the "judiciary" is just throwing away even all of its own made-up rules the last 4 months - aside from the substantive idiocy of their behavior.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2025 02:38 PM (1m82a)

Due Process means whatever the Court says it means...

It is not codified in actual Law anywhere I can find, only in the 'Rules' written by the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 02:43 PM (QAkQ3)

359 Joe Biden even fucked up his retirement.

Posted by: DaveA at May 08, 2025 02:43 PM (FhXTo)

360 353 That's the general DU gist on "corporate" media.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2025 02:43 PM (JCZqz)

=======

"They don't talk about Trump's Epstein connections! The only reason they wouldn't do that is if they what Trump to win!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:43 PM (GBKbO)

361 Muhammed was born in a certain year, too, which is still a perfectly valid number and a year that happened once even if I do think there was nothing prophetic or divine about the guy.

There is less evidence of Muhammed existing. While I expect he did, its not certain.

Islam has tried to make Muhammed and the people of the Hedjaz was more important then they actually were.

For example the claim is Mecca was a major trading hub before the Caliphate yet no Roman coins have been found there (and they are all over the place in other trading spots along the Red Sea into India.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 02:43 PM (t0Rmr)

362
Same place as He tells us to celebrate His birthday on December 25th. It's in the book of It Doesn't Matter, chapter Just Do It, and verse Shut Up.
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 02:25 PM (ZUOEn)

The move showed a lot of practicality. Jesus probably was born in the spring, since the shepherds were out with the sheep which implies lambing time. But in Rome when they moved out into the Empire everyone was having a merry festival where families gave gifts to each other and friends and did other fun stuff. Remove some temptation to backslide by having your own with much the same rituals you can share with non Christians.
Posted by: Oldcat


I've got no issue with Dec 25th for Christmas. It's Tradition, therefore permanent.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 02:44 PM (ZUOEn)

363 Man...that's what the status quo was before Trump 2.

Crazy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
======
The last time I saw Democrat judges so upset was when Brown v. Board of Education ended the justification of legal segregation. Same sort of massive resistance by courts there.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 02:44 PM (ctrM5)

364 Joe Biden even fucked up his retirement.
Posted by: DaveA at May 08, 2025 02:43 PM (FhXTo)

It will probably be short lived

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2025 02:44 PM (NtVYv)

365
Drugs and hookers can get really expensive - you can see any number of pro athletes bankrupted by addiction.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 02:41 PM (t0Rmr)


At least they didn't WASTE the money.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2025 02:44 PM (y9nCu)

366 Dr. Jill could do a startup line of couch fabrics.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 08, 2025 02:44 PM (dLmtu)

367 Doesn't Pope Gregory owe us, like, 14 years of our lives, or something??

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar


Only about ten days, but still, principle.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 08, 2025 02:45 PM (OUMaO)

368 Dr. Jill could do wear a startup line of couch fabrics.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 08, 2025 02:44 PM (dLmtu)-



Fixt

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

369 Come on. Just admit that you want to see that Hunter Biden/Octomom hook-up.

Posted by: Scott1M at May 08, 2025 02:45 PM (O9uxk)

370 I doubt even Jill Biden can run through the Billion Dollars (ok 10 percent of that) that they were bribed from China or all the cuts of Ukraine thefts for 10 years or more.

Sounds like a please don't look into this kinda move.

Now the flunkies who hitched a ride on Biden for a USAID cut forever...they might be in trouble.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 02:46 PM (8avO+)

371 For example the claim is Mecca was a major trading hub before the Caliphate yet no Roman coins have been found there (and they are all over the place in other trading spots along the Red Sea into India.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 02:43 PM (t0Rmr)
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Their currency was goat sex

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 08, 2025 02:46 PM (aeiyZ)

372 Octomom
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*sobs*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 08, 2025 02:46 PM (MNQG6)

373 The whole biden clan probably has autopay set up for millions of dollars a year in blackmail payments.

Gonna be fun when that well runs dry.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 02:46 PM (VoAdT)

374 To keep people in an expensive lifestyle you either have to have a lot of money coming in or a huge trust fund. The Bidens have neither. From the way they behave and how they live I wouldn't think their savings are that high. I feel so too bad for them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 02:46 PM (vmkyp)

375 Ok, but there have been multiple reports out there that the dude did a hell of a lot more than just her.

I can't be just making that up in my head.........can I?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)


I follow the Royals off/on - everyone needs a hobby - and I haven't heard that. It should be noted that *everyone* knew he was a pedo even though the girl's complaint was that she was being trafficked and he knew, not that she was underage. Lots of people with axes to grind throw shit out and it gets repeated until everyone believes it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 02:47 PM (ExV1e)

376 Jill Biden landed a new job following her four years in the White House: leading a California-based think tank's initiative aimed at improving women's health.
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They'll be fine.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 02:47 PM (Q4IgG)

377 Octomom… had not heard or thought about her for a long time… she has as many kids as Musk I think…

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 02:47 PM (PCK5/)

378 354 I think we shoud start a pool, picks for the announcement date of Jill's 'book'.


That's Dr. Jill to you buddy

Posted by: Doctor Jill at May 08, 2025 02:47 PM (YStF8)

379 Weird fact . Pope Bob grew up in the Chicago suburbs of Dolton. Dolton is where that lunatic Hedyard was mayor

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 02:39 PM (vmkyp)
______________

Per Wiki,
In 1980 Dolton was 94% white, 2% black.
In 2020, it was 3% white, 90% black.

Just in case you were wondering how young Tiffany Henyard got elected and got her snout in the trough.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 02:47 PM (YqDXo)

380 Something similar with the Alien Enemies Act and the deportations--district courts are using the Orange Man Bad doctrine to reject even Scotus and statutory powers trying to keep the illegals here.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 02:42 PM (ctrM5)

Roberts.... The judiciary is a co-equal branch of government, separate from the others, with the authority to interpret the Constitution as law and strike down, obviously, acts of Congress or acts of the president

Judiciary has power over Acts of the Congress, and President... they are not then Co Equal, they are superior.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 02:47 PM (QAkQ3)

381 359 Joe Biden even fucked up his retirement.
Posted by: DaveA at May 08, 2025 02:43 PM (FhXTo)

Yeah, it's pretty shocking.

It's not like Obama, Clinton, the Bushes, etc. are fucking geniuses, they managed to come up with ways to keep the graft rolling in their retirements.

As have pretty much everyone else ever associated with DC.

Is Joe Biden really this retarded? (I think he is, to be honest.)

Also, I'm cutting Hunter a little slack here, since he is a whore chasing crack head, so at least he has a good excuse.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 02:47 PM (uCjyK)

382 Lots of people with axes to grind throw shit out and it gets repeated until everyone believes it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 02:47 PM (ExV1e)



I accept that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

383 initiative aimed at improving women's health.
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Oh we're back to pretending we know what a woman is again?

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 02:47 PM (MNQG6)

384
Chicago's in? Chicago's IN????

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 08, 2025 02:48 PM (IifOV)

385 The Biden's need a source of income. They burned through Billions of dollars? They need a dungeon.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 02:48 PM (lCWOD)

386 295 Biden could go the Habitat for Humanity route like St Jimmah.

I did respect Jimmy for that. I think he wanted to do right, he just was an enormous fool.

The peanut farmer had you fooled, leastways.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 02:48 PM (YSv5G)

387 Wondering about that recess appointment option. Sort of nuclear, but I think Trump might want to be cautious - which means doing it. The caution would be about the likelihood he'll be (even further) knee-capped or assaulted starting Jan. 2027.

Also, the brain-dead lazy obsession with clinging to recent de facto inertial ways of doing things clearly guarantees failure in the current circumstances.

The GOP in Congress will be horrified, of course. Allowing many to openly attack Trump and invoke idiotic illiterate appeals to "normalcy" and the like. The thing about a DC prosecutor is - do they actually have much power to do anything important using criminal law? The jury pool is overwhelmingly clueless ("educated") racist-totalitarian sub-mediocrities, just a stupid mob that would acquit outlandishly obviously guilty coup-participants while chuckling and mumbling some cretinous crap they heard that morning on NPR.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2025 02:48 PM (1m82a)

388 344 Tulips is a hard crop to break into.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 02:37 PM (D7oie)

Your joking, right ?
Posted by: Hatari

The darned Dutch in Pella, IA, with their annual Tulip festival. They've got the whole market cornered! When will the Feds come in a break up the monopoly!?!?!
https://tinyurl.com/yknm2nsp

Posted by: No One Ever at May 08, 2025 02:48 PM (JCZqz)

389
Just in case you were wondering how young Tiffany Henyard got elected and got her snout in the trough.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 02:47 PM (YqDXo)



She SHOULD have her snout in prisoner ass crack in FEDERAL prison.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

390 Jill Biden landed a new job following her four years in the White House: leading a California-based think tank's initiative aimed at improving women's health. '
_________________

Do these geniuses know that she's a bogus "doctor?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 02:48 PM (YqDXo)

391 380 Roberts.... The judiciary is a co-equal branch of government, separate from the others, with the authority to interpret the Constitution as law and strike down, obviously, acts of Congress or acts of the president

Judiciary has power over Acts of the Congress, and President... they are not then Co Equal, they are superior.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 02:47 PM (QAkQ3)

========

As written, the judiciary is an inferior branch.

Appointed by the president, its bounds determined by Congress, its funding determined by Congress, and it can only react to things by taking lawsuits.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

392 The last time I saw Democrat judges so upset was when Brown v. Board of Education ended the justification of legal segregation. Same sort of massive resistance by courts there.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 02:44 PM (ctrM5)

It’s truly a blessing that our schools have been diversified with sparks of divinity like Karmello Anthony!

Posted by: David French at May 08, 2025 02:49 PM (l3YAf)

393 For years we heard all about how Roberts doesn't want to "get involved" with the politics of anything and that his default was to keep the court out of it, hence blessing ObamaCare etc.

Suddenly he wants to be involved. Fascinating.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 02:49 PM (MNQG6)

394 Their currency was goat sex
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 08, 2025 02:46 PM (aeiyZ)

That must have provided for some ... interesting ... arbitrage opportunities.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 02:49 PM (uCjyK)

395 And remember not only was Biden one of the least respected, most disliked buffoons in the Beltway *for decades*, he was obviously losing several steps in 2020, and before. No campaign, ridiculous positions, unliked invisible ridiculous candidate. 81M votes! Even taking a reasonable guess that there were 75M actually legitimate votes - wow.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2025 02:28 PM (1m82a)

———

Propaganda works, that’s why they use it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 08, 2025 02:50 PM (Vh9CX)

396
Utter horseshit.

There's no way the *biden's are "going broke." Investments alone on the 10's of millions they have would keep the lifestyle they've been accustomed to rolling along for decades.

Plus all the taxpayer perks.

Going broke... my ass they are.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

===============

They may have overextended themselves when the money was rolling in and now can't afford to pay big bills unless they sell off some assets. It's possible that they can't continue in the manner to which they were accustomed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 02:50 PM (U7Gpi)

397
Do these geniuses know that she's a bogus "doctor?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 02:48 PM (YqDXo)



"She should be named Surgeon General!"

-- - - - - - Harpies on The View

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

398 It would be fantastic if the Biden's were broke, but with all the money they've grifted over the last 50 years, they have NOTHING to show for it? Really?

I have to doubt that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)


By law, former presidents are entitled to a pension, staff, office expenses, medical care, health insurance, and Secret Service protection.

Former presidents receive a pension equal to the salary of a Cabinet secretary (Executive Level I); as of 2020, it was $219,200 per year and since January 2022, $226,300. The pension begins immediately after a president's departure from office.

I don't know if that would be in addition to any pension received for his time in the Senate, or his time as VP.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 02:51 PM (ExV1e)

399 That must have provided for some ... interesting ... arbitrage opportunities.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 02:49 PM (uCjyK)

Don't even start about tipping...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 02:51 PM (VoAdT)

400 Jill Biden landed a new job following her four years in the White House: leading a California-based think tank's initiative aimed at improving women's health. '
________________

You mean that passed over Dr. Rachel "Rocky" Levine, Sam Brinton, and Dylan Mulvaney?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 02:51 PM (YqDXo)

401 Going through Hunter's texts, its clear he spends money like a drunken sailor on his last night of shore leave. I wouldn't be surprised if the rest of the Biden's are the same way. They all live very opulent lifestyles for people who don't work and don't have real family wealth.

I think they've been running on fumes probably for years. That's why they ran those silly scams like Hunter selling art. They were desperate.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 02:43 PM (uCjyK)

So they can get a reverse mortgage on their primary residence and live like king and queen for the rest of their lives. Joe will be mort in a year or two at most, and Jill is 74 next month. Given average lifespans, Jill can't survive on a mill and a half a year? Or is Jill still responsible for paying Hunter's coke and hooker habits?

I understand that you are referring to new income, Harry, but after all the destruction they foisted upon our country, and the world for that matter, they still have their golden parachute set. As DOGE uncovers the levels of corruption the Bidens held court over, I despise them even more. It is more than they deserve.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 08, 2025 02:51 PM (dadcM)

402 "I think we shoud start a pool, picks for the announcement date of Jill's 'book'."

I think the book option only works for politicians with a future. No publisher is going to fork over millions their memoirs and then donate them all to libraries

Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2025 02:51 PM (GUOwU)

403 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 02:50 PM (U7Gpi)

How often are anonymously sourced stories correct?

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 02:51 PM (MNQG6)

404 Do these geniuses know that she's a bogus "doctor?


Bogus? Where do you get your balls?

Posted by: Doctor Jill at May 08, 2025 02:51 PM (YStF8)

405 The Bidet's will start a family podcast/youztube extravaganza, spilling all of the dirt they have on everyone... Just doing a marketing spitballin' session trying to channel my inner Don Draper.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at May 08, 2025 02:51 PM (pZ64F)

406 Show me in the NT where Jesus says, "You shall date the years from the year of my birth."
Posted by: Bulg

I will respect your opinion if you can tell me George Washington's Birthday, Ab urbe condita, without looking it up.

Otherwise. . .
Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 02:42 PM (D7oie)

This would constitute math.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 02:51 PM (8avO+)

407
The Bidens will have to write tell all memoirs or get money through suing everyone they can.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 08, 2025 02:52 PM (IifOV)

408 >>>I follow the Royals off/on - everyone needs a hobby - and I haven't heard that. It should be noted that *everyone* knew he was a pedo even though the girl's complaint was that she was being trafficked and he knew, not that she was underage. Lots of people with axes to grind throw shit out and it gets repeated until everyone believes it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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The whole, 'look at the girls' thing is a distraction from SOMETHING they don't want us to see or think about. SOMETHING much more serious.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 02:52 PM (lCWOD)

409 "She should be named Surgeon General!"

-- - - - - - Harpies on The View

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
________________

They can go to DOCTOR Jill for all their gynecological needs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 02:52 PM (YqDXo)

410 It's not like Obama, Clinton, the Bushes, etc. are fucking geniuses, they managed to come up with ways to keep the graft rolling in their retirements.

As have pretty much everyone else ever associated with DC.

Is Joe Biden really this retarded? (I think he is, to be honest.)

Also, I'm cutting Hunter a little slack here, since he is a whore chasing crack head, so at least he has a good excuse.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


I don't think he's retarded. I think his mind is shot thanks to dementia/Alzheimer's. Just like my mother-in-law. He's definitely not in control of his faculties.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2025 02:52 PM (k3Vs9)

411 377 Octomom… had not heard or thought about her for a long time… she has as many kids as Musk I think…
Posted by: tubal

There's a world of difference between one dude fathering 8 kids, and one woman birthing 8 kids.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 08, 2025 02:53 PM (JCZqz)

412 Yeah whig I didn't look closely but that latest district order re Alien Enemies Act seems to directly contradict and violate the 1948 SCOTUS ruling?

I mean I know that 2nd Amendment rulings are literally non-existent and ignored by many districts and circuits (so far, with 100% impunity), but this order seems almost comically out of line.

Do you think the few actual adults on SCOTUS are becoming desperate about Roberts' incompetence and unfitness? Impossible to evaluate this sort of thing, we don't even have the placement of VIPs on top of Lenin's tomb to read the tea leaves. But one wonders.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2025 02:53 PM (1m82a)

413 IMO if you're going to leave a bag of premium cocaine just laying around the house where anyone could find it, then you're probably not too good with money.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 02:53 PM (dIske)

414 The Biden’s have become boring, really… a sorry embarassing footnote, best forgotten.

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 02:53 PM (PCK5/)

415
I think Halperin and Spicer nail it on the mother of all tell-alls. BOTH of the Bidens should write one. We're all sick of the positive, upbeat "lessons learned" books from the former first ladies, and the self-serving memoirs ghost-written for former presidents. Someone oughta go for big bucks and spill some beans.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 02:53 PM (U7Gpi)

416 I follow the Royals off/on - everyone needs a hobby - and I haven't heard that. It should be noted that *everyone* knew he was a pedo even though the girl's complaint was that she was being trafficked and he knew, not that she was underage. Lots of people with axes to grind throw shit out and it gets repeated until everyone believes it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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The whole, 'look at the girls' thing is a distraction from SOMETHING they don't want us to see or think about. SOMETHING much more serious.
Posted by: Braenyard



O'Keefe Media Group

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: ‘Prince Andrew Was F*ing Underage Girls’ — Tape of Royal Family Advisor Exposes Prince Andrew’s Sexual Relations with Minors and Deep Ties to Jeffrey Epstein

In revelation caught on hidden camera by O’Keefe Media Group (OMG), American businessman and long-time royal insider John Bryan has come forward with damning claims about Prince Andrew’s personal relationship with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
Bryan, a trusted advisor to the Duke of York, also alleged that Prince Andrew lied to him about his involvement in sexual misconduct with minors.

https://tinyurl.com/2u33pdky

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2025 02:53 PM (k3Vs9)

417 I think they've been running on fumes probably for years. That's why they ran those silly scams like Hunter selling art. They were desperate.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 02:43 PM (uCjyK)

Couldn't happen to a nicer set of folks. *spit*

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 02:53 PM (a4NoL)

418 The Bidet's will start a family podcast/youztube extravaganza, spilling all of the dirt they have on everyone... Just doing a marketing spitballin' session trying to channel my inner Don Draper.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at May 08, 2025 02:51 PM (pZ64F)

Jill and Michelle will team up and spend the whole time shitting on their hen-pecked husbands.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 02:53 PM (l3YAf)

419 411 377 Octomom… had not heard or thought about her for a long time… she has as many kids as Musk I think…
Posted by: tubal

There's a world of difference between one dude fathering 8 kids, and one woman birthing 8 kids.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 08, 2025 02:53 PM (JCZqz)

Got that right…

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 02:54 PM (PCK5/)

420 "I think we shoud start a pool, picks for the announcement date of Jill's 'book'."

OF account.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 08, 2025 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

421 There's a world of difference between one dude fathering 8 kids, and one woman birthing 8 kids.
Posted by: Moron Analyst

The first one is way more fun.

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 08, 2025 02:54 PM (nIRE6)

422 I will respect your opinion if you can tell me George Washington's Birthday, Ab urbe condita, without looking it up.

Otherwise. . .
Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 02:42 PM (D7oie)
__________________

I'm guessing ~Feb. 15, 1720. (From President's Day, and further guessing he was in his 20s during the French and Indian War)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 02:54 PM (YqDXo)

423 If they’re broke they’re fucking idiots for not managing the money well.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:04 PM (ImXfC)


I mean, they're Democrats, that's a given. Even so, they're also basically trailer trash that won the lottery, and you know how that always goes.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2025 02:54 PM (2ocoG)

424 406 Show me in the NT where Jesus says, "You shall date the years from the year of my birth."
Posted by: Bulg

I will respect your opinion if you can tell me George Washington's Birthday, Ab urbe condita, without looking it up.

Otherwise. . .
Posted by: Kindltot
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Bulg picked that shit with Catholics the other night.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 02:54 PM (lCWOD)

425 >>> 390 Jill Biden landed a new job following her four years in the White House: leading a California-based think tank's initiative aimed at improving women's health. '
_________________

Do these geniuses know that she's a bogus "doctor?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 02:48 PM (YqDXo)

They think "women's health" means muhbortion and they can't tell you what a woman is....

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 08, 2025 02:54 PM (Vqx30)

426 "sexual misconduct with minors"

LMAO you definitely don't hate the media enough

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 02:54 PM (MNQG6)

427 Biden could go the Habitat for Humanity route like St Jimmah.

I did respect Jimmy for that. I think he wanted to do right, he just was an enormous fool.

The peanut farmer had you fooled, leastways.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 02:48 PM (YSv5G)

Just shows he could play the Long Game. His sorrow when the commies got voted out in Nicaragua showed that. There were other signs he was Left of Lenin as time went on.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 02:55 PM (8avO+)

428 Due Process means whatever the Court says it means...

It is not codified in actual Law anywhere I can find, only in the 'Rules' written by the Supreme Court.
Posted by: Romeo13

Layoffs and contract revocations specifically have the due process already provided by statute. That is according to Londoner v. Denver and Bi Metallic Investment v. Board of Equalization.

Brief summary--masses of similarly situated people get notice such as you are being laid off with pay until date x and you can complain to your congress critter. It is treated more or less like raising your sales tax--you do not get individualized hearings before the state leg does it. Their recourse is political (Bi-Metallic). Individuals that are grossly affected AS individuals get notice and a hearing (which is how normal deportation process via the INA work). However, certain types have NO expectation of continued presence in the US-aka short term visa holders (tourists for example) that overstay their visa, enemies of the US, etc. which is why due process is minimal for them. Basically a notice to get the hell out and if you fail, then a brief send off at the airport.

See Ingraham v. Wright.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 02:55 PM (ctrM5)

429 Nood. Bernie.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 02:55 PM (ExV1e)

430 Just looked it up:

George Washington was born on February 22, 1732

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 02:55 PM (YqDXo)

431 THE BOSS HAS A NOOD

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 02:55 PM (ypFCm)

432
>>Bryan, a trusted advisor to the Duke of York, also alleged that Prince Andrew lied to him about his involvement in sexual misconduct with minors.

===============

So it's he-said he-said and hearsay again. It's probably true, but all Andrew has to do is deny it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 02:55 PM (U7Gpi)

433 I can't be just making that up in my head.........can I?

James O'Keefe's latest scoop is interviews with insiders in the Royal Family stating outright that Andrew was messing around with underage girls.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:56 PM (2VST1)

434 They can go to DOCTOR Jill for all their gynecological needs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 02:52 PM (YqDXo)

Those ugly bitches are so dried up they couldn't even accommodate a speculum.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 02:56 PM (a4NoL)

435 The only thing I can think of that would ruin the *bidens is if the IRS was to look, real hard, at their tax returns.

Joe claimed to be the poorest Senator in Congress. He and Jill's early tax returns show a net worth under $100K for years. Then, when he became VP it shot up into the 100's of thousands. Overnight.

Anyone here who had this sort of income increase in such short time would currently be sitting in prison.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 02:56 PM (Q4IgG)

436 One of the Israeli PMs called Carter “ an odd little man”….

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 02:56 PM (PCK5/)

437 Jill and Michelle will team up and spend the whole time shitting on their hen-pecked husbands.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 02:53 PM (l3YAf)

Big Mike wears the bulging pants in that arrangement.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at May 08, 2025 02:56 PM (pZ64F)

438 "Sexual misconduct" sounds like you maybe signed the wrong form, not that you dorked a tweener's squeakhole.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 02:56 PM (MNQG6)

439 New anti- oligarch thread up

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 02:56 PM (aXyeT)

440 The original center of the putative Muhammad’s religion / totalitarian political movement was neither Mecca nor Medina. Look at the oldest mosques: their qiblah (compass) point to Petra, in modern day Jordan.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 02:57 PM (YSv5G)

441 The French and Indian War (1754-1763)
_______________

So he WAS in his 20s, I just got the date of the French and Indian War wrong. I thought it was in the 1740s.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 02:57 PM (YqDXo)

442 Late to this party but Joe and Jill will likely be fine financially, given all the retirement income from the Senate, the Veep-dom and the Presidency, plus the odds and ends of corporate incomes Joe and Jill can manage to scarf up.

But his brothers, sister and progeny, they are toast. Not a one of them have any productive capacity and have lived for years off of Biden Inc.

Good luck with that. I predict armed robbery and drug-running from Mexico gets a whole new respect at the Biden Thanksgiving table.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 02:57 PM (/8qYR)

443 I try to stay upbeat, but I tend to think that Trump represents a kind of Indian summer in our nation's long decline, a brief respite from the relentless march to decline and fall.

Also, not thrilled with the new pope. He's an open borders squish. Hey, here's an idea, your holiness: how about appealing to the people of Mexico, Guatemala, Algeria and so forth to do their fair share in taking care of their less fortunate brothers and sisters so as to provide options other than immigration? Maybe call upon their governments to get their political and economic houses in order.

Posted by: Paco at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (mADJX)

444 I'm guessing ~Feb. 15, 1720. (From President's Day, and further guessing he was in his 20s during the French and Indian War)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 02:54 PM (YqDXo)

Washington shifted his birthday so his age did not change when Britain shifted from Julian to Gregorian during his lifetime. so his birthday in Old Style was 11 days or whatever the gap was for the UK.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 02:58 PM (8avO+)

445 434 They can go to DOCTOR Jill for all their gynecological needs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 02:52 PM (YqDXo)

Those ugly bitches are so dried up they couldn't even accommodate a speculum.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 02:56 PM (a4NoL)
________________

That's what mallets are for.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 02:59 PM (YqDXo)

446 how about the Seleucid era?

Posted by: gKWVE, 8 Tharaya 2336 at May 08, 2025 02:59 PM (gKWVE)

447 Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (GD2xa)

448 Joe's going to be reduced to doing ads for hearing aids, staircase elevators, and walk-in bathtubs.

Posted by: Johann Amadeus Metesky at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (VHk4v)

449 The French and Indian War (1754-1763)
_______________

So he WAS in his 20s, I just got the date of the French and Indian War wrong. I thought it was in the 1740s.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 02:57 PM (YqDXo)

One of the first acts of the F&I war was Washington taking a French fort and then having his Indian allies massacre the prisoners and scalp them. A bit later the French marched from the Pittsburg area and captured him and all his men...and did not have them scalped.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (8avO+)

450 412 Yeah whig I didn't look closely but that latest district order re Alien Enemies Act seems to directly contradict and violate the 1948 SCOTUS ruling?
Posted by: rhomboid

Yes. The Alien Enemies Act jurisprudence leaves it strictly up to the President and can and has been applied outside of a War unlike what an addled district court judge just held.

In application, due process is minimal as in you get to say to the arresting officer that I am not a foreign gang member from Argentina and the officer says "I do not believe you" so you leave at 7:15 PM tonight on a C5 listed as cargo.

For Operation Wetback by Ike, there was no such thing as individualized deportation hearings either.

Basically, deportation is not looked as an offense necessarily by the court unless the Administration seeks to formally prosecute. You are being sent back to your home country which is not considered a 'punishment' but rather your illegal presence in the US is considered something like 'unjust enrichment'.

The human trafficking operations of NGOs has basically ruined refugee status by coaching all illegals to recite a mantra to try to get an individualized hearing so that they can claim refuge

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (ctrM5)

451 All the cool kids are doing Dahlias now, anyway.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 02:43 PM (VoAdT)


The real money is in Iris. Peonies for the hobbyist who wants to cover some of the costs.

(yes, I am joking)

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 03:02 PM (D7oie)

452 Joe's going to be reduced to doing ads for hearing aids, staircase elevators, and walk-in bathtubs.

Posted by: Johann Amadeus Metesky at May 08, 2025 03:00 PM (VHk4v)
____________

What about reverse mortgages?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 03:03 PM (YqDXo)

453 I can't be just making that up in my head.........can I?

James O'Keefe's latest scoop is interviews with insiders in the Royal Family stating outright that Andrew was messing around with underage girls.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:56 PM (2VST1)

I guess I'm not thrilled since the Monarchy used to be the only institution in the UK that had any respect for the people of England. Chuck seems to want to be the second Charles to be beheaded.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 03:03 PM (8avO+)

454 So it's he-said he-said and hearsay again. It's probably true, but all Andrew has to do is deny it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
=========
It creates more problems for Andrew as Charles already does not like him for what he has done. Andrew is also trying to raise money to stay in a royal residence by shady deals with foreigners.

Andrew is definitely Harry's grifting and nasty uncle.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:04 PM (ctrM5)

455 *Iyyar, I meant. Brave AI did poorly

Posted by: gKWVE, 8 Iyyar 2336 at May 08, 2025 03:04 PM (gKWVE)

456 By law, former presidents are entitled to a pension, staff, office expenses, medical care, health insurance, and Secret Service protection.

Former presidents receive a pension equal to the salary of a Cabinet secretary (Executive Level I); as of 2020, it was $219,200 per year and since January 2022, $226,300. The pension begins immediately after a president's departure from office.

I don't know if that would be in addition to any pension received for his time in the Senate, or his time as VP.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 02:51 PM (ExV1e)

Executive Branch pension of $246K
Congressional Branch pension of $166K
Total $413K

$13K more a year than he made as POTUS.

https://tinyurl.com/yc853vhu

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 08, 2025 03:06 PM (k1E2D)

457 443 I try to stay upbeat, but I tend to think that Trump represents a kind of Indian summer in our nation's long decline, a brief respite from the relentless march to decline and fall.

Also, not thrilled with the new pope. He's an open borders squish. Hey, here's an idea, your holiness: how about appealing to the people of Mexico, Guatemala, Algeria and so forth to do their fair share in taking care of their less fortunate brothers and sisters so as to provide options other than immigration? Maybe call upon their governments to get their political and economic houses in order.
Posted by: Paco
======
Old farts may think that but the young folks are getting inspired. Trump's popularity is going up with Gen Z and minorities.

What is true is that we are no longer in ordinary politics anymore but the whole West has oligarchs trying to reduce their nation's populations to servitude and dhimmitude. Last time historically for this type of upheaval absent a massive war was in 1848.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 03:07 PM (ctrM5)

458 On “The View” today:

“Mr. President,” Griffin began, “since you left office, there have been a number of books that have come out—deeply sourced from Democratic sources—that claim in your final year there was a dramatic decline in your cognitive abilities. What is your response to these allegations? Are these sources wrong?”

… this is like asking an Alzheimer's patient if they remember you

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2025 03:21 PM (GITLP)

459 This feels like a "too good to check" sort of story for the Right. I'd be thrilled if it's accurate, but I'm putting the 24-hour rule in effect.

Posted by: Octochicken at May 08, 2025 03:22 PM (oCS0o)

460 When there is no more influence left to peddle.

Posted by: Area_Man at May 08, 2025 03:28 PM (PpWNu)

461 So Cry Me a River little Snowflakes WHINE WHINE WHINE

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 08, 2025 05:36 PM (wGqjj)

American Pope Elected, Robert F. Prevost; He's Addressing the Crowd

They counted votes far faster than Arizona.

"Habemus Papam!"

White smoke began pouring from the Sistine Chapel chimney on Thursday, signaling the College of Cardinals has chosen a successor to Pope Francis.

And now the world waits to learn who he is.

Riotous applause and cheers erupted from the faithful crowd of thousands gathered at St. Peter's Square in Vatican City, where eyes had been glued to the simple chimney since the secretive conclave process began just over a day ago.

White smoke finally appeared just after 6 p.m. local time on the cardinals' fourth vote -- following one vote Wednesday and two earlier Thursday that ended in failure and black smoke.

All eyes have now turned to the balcony of St. Peter's Basilica overlooking the square, where the new pope will soon emerge to the proclamation "Habemus Papam!" -- Latin for "We have a pope!"

When he arrives, the new pontiff will be dressed in traditional white papal vestments in the Room of Tears -- a small space next to the Sistine Chapel that supposedly got its name from the emotion felt by the new pope in those moments.

Whoever was chosen met the two-third majority required to be named -- meaning at least 89 votes from the 133 cardinals who joined the conclave voted in their favor.

Some background on Prevost:

t is typically absurd to think of an American as pope. But in this conclave, a Chicago-born Augustinian friar who has spent much of his life outside of the United States is worthy of serious consideration.

Cardinal Robert Prevost, 69, heads the influential Vatican Dicastery for Bishops, the office tasked with advising the pope on bishop appointments around the world.

While cardinals have been gathering after the death of Pope Francis, Prevost's star appears to be rising as Cardinal Pietro Parolin's candidacy seems in trouble. Prevost could become the candidate for those seeking a curial insider who is not Parolin, after the Vatican secretary of state's lackluster homily on Sunday raised concerns about a charisma gap.

Some cardinals already had their eye on Prevost because of his global experience. Though he may be American by birth, he has spent only a third of his life in the United States, instead spending much of the rest of it in Europe and Latin America.

He's only been in charge for two years, taking over from Canadian Cardinal Marc Ouellet, who held the post for 15 years and helped leave a conservative imprint on the Catholic hierarchy.

"We are often worried about teaching doctrine, but we risk forgetting that our first duty is to communicate the beauty and joy of knowing Jesus," Prevost, in one of his few interviews, told Vatican News, the news portal of the Holy See.


Below, the live feed from the Vatican.


I'm going to put the Hunter Biden post into draft, then pop it back up for a bit later.

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1 Leo...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 01:19 PM (VE6XX)

2 is this the thread now?

Posted by: brak at May 08, 2025 01:19 PM (jGJov)

3 !

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

4 Leo's a good name.

I did say yesterday I wanted a pope more than X.

I was hoping for Clement XV to eradicate the Jesuits, but I'll settle with Leo XIV.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (GBKbO)

5 What is Prevost's background. Will he be Francis 2.0?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (lFFaq)

6 American

Posted by: Big Star at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (Modkf)

7 Leo 14, from Chicago

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (qHgX8)

8 Who’s the Pope?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (l3YAf)

9 "Is the Pope American?"

What a strange weird interesting day.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (MNQG6)

10 Prevost

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (oper7)

11 1st American pope

Posted by: FLanole at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (ZnrCl)

12 5 What is Prevost's background. Will he be Francis 2.0?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (lFFaq)

I think he's not a Jesuit ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (VE6XX)

13 Smokeshow is over?
Is the new guy a Catholic?

Posted by: Backslidden Amish guy at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (UbjG+)

14 Congratulations to our new Pope, Stacy Abrams!

Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (Qpozf)

15 I love the name but not the provenance.

Will have to return to the land of my parents in protest

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (3JHlp)

16 Heh, you laugh about AZ, but in the WSJ today they said that the guy in charge of the voting was also the frontrunner. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 01:21 PM (ke82b)

17 Leo 14, from Chicago
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Obama's stomping ground?

Awesome.

Posted by: Methos at May 08, 2025 01:21 PM (Dnobf)

18 And we still wait for Pope George Ringo

Posted by: Azjaeger at May 08, 2025 01:21 PM (Du/fl)

19 Leo 14, from Chicago
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (qHgX

So, part of the Pritzker Machine?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2025 01:21 PM (E9fo7)

20 If it isn't Pierbattista Pizzaballa, I'm going to be disappointed.

The Mafia will dub him Petey Pizzaballs.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at May 08, 2025 01:21 PM (hnuna)

21 HOLY CRAP!! An American!

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 01:21 PM (tOcjL)

22 Hopefully he's better than the usual type of leaders that come from Chicago

Posted by: brak at May 08, 2025 01:21 PM (jGJov)

23 Ok. The media types will be scrambling to get background. He was not on the short list.

Posted by: NoLongerintheBellyoftheBeast at May 08, 2025 01:21 PM (OpLc2)

24 Any word on if he's Catholic?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 01:21 PM (yZCmg)

25 Pope Cleophus James?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 01:21 PM (VNX3d)

26 Pope Portillo's the First!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 01:21 PM (qwx/I)

27 He left Chicago in the 70s I think.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 01:21 PM (g47mK)

28 11 1st American pope
Posted by: FLanole at Ma


North American anyway

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 01:21 PM (3JHlp)

29 Let's hope we can answer in the affirmative when asked "Is the Pope Catholic?"

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 01:21 PM (G0vdT)

30 An American Pope! Somebody with some knowledge, who is this Prevost fellow?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 01:21 PM (YSv5G)

31
I was right! A black gay pope.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (ZUOEn)

32 He's a Peruvian citizen

Posted by: Caligirl at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (oGdsR)

33 Uncle Leo!!

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (ImXfC)

34 When was the last time we had an American pope? NEVER!

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (g47mK)

35 There ya go...USAID! USAID!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (NFX2v)

36 Chicago is out?

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (MNQG6)

37 His face doesn’t give me the heebie jeebies at least

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (3JHlp)

38 Windy City?

Posted by: Mrs. O'Leary at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (UbjG+)

39 An American Pope, huh? No doubt voted-in so he can routinely chastise Trump, in clear un-accented English so the TDS crowd can instantly revel in the put-downs.

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (aBgBM)

40 Who’s the Pope?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (l3YAf)

He's a guy in a robe and a funny hat. But that's not important right now.

Posted by: Dr Rumack at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (5xuJ/)

41 Prevost is from Chicago. He joined the Augustinian order in 1977, went to South America, and became a bishop in Peru in 2015. Cardinal from 2023.

Before that, he was a teacher of canon law, so presumably he understands the machinery of the Church pretty well.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (EynyL)

42 Erick Erickson@EWErickson
I want Pizzaballa. I want him to change his name to Pope Pepperoni. I want his first edict to be that you will burn in hell for eternity if you put pineapple on pizza.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (L/fGl)

43 First American Pope, and we get a ... Frenchie?

Oh well. Can't complain I guess.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (uCjyK)

44 Wow, Fox saying Pope born in CHicago!!!

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (G0vdT)

45 Maybe Trump negotiated this as part of a trade deal.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (Vj4xA)

46 I was thinking he would have chosen Peter.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (aTimx)

47 And, he's only 69. Interesting.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (cYBz/)

48 Before that, he was a teacher of canon law, so presumably he understands the machinery of the Church pretty well.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (EynyL)

Canon law.. I like that

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (VE6XX)

49 "Prevost is a close collaborator of Pope Francis, appointed as Prefect of the Dicastery for Bishops in 2023 and elevated to cardinal that same year. His leadership in selecting bishops emphasizes Francis’ criteria, such as pastoral closeness to the faithful (“the smell of the sheep” over strict doctrinal purity. This aligns him with Francis’ reformist, less conservative approach"

Yaaaaay, another lefty conehead

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Uplifting The Wagshambas of Freedom at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (HYKHz)

50 Honestly never thought I'd see a Yank Pope. And from my grandparents' Diocese.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (qwx/I)

51 What is Prevost's background. Will he be Francis 2.0?
==
Well, he might not be. He is out of Chicago. Which does not fill with confidence my heart. There is a history there.

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (oper7)

52 Does a bear sh*t in in the woods? Is the Pope …

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (YSv5G)

53 Can a US court block the election of an American pope?

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (AOsQT)

54 An American Pope, huh? No doubt voted-in so he can routinely chastise Trump, in clear un-accented English so the TDS crowd can instantly revel in the put-downs.
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (aBgBM)

Yeah, that's where I landed. Trump really did change the world.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (MNQG6)

55 I am watching EWTN live. They seemed stunned when he was announced. And silent. I am uneasy. Chicago doesn't strike me as a place where good popes come from. I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: bluebell at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (79pEw)

56 You just know he will blow.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (wBaIH)

57 So, once again, Guido Sarducci was snubbed.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (Vyll1)

58 >>>34 When was the last time we had an American pope? NEVER!

we got a guy in Rome

Posted by: CIA at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (jGJov)

59 American pope
Posted by: FLanole at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (ZnrCl)

They decided on Trump after all? Impressed by the AI photo?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (QhfK2)

60 BLM Pope?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM (63Dwl)

61 Holy smoke!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM (YqDXo)

62 49 "Prevost is a close collaborator of Pope Francis, appointed as Prefect of the Dicastery for Bishops in 2023 and elevated to cardinal that same year. His leadership in selecting bishops emphasizes Francis’ criteria, such as pastoral closeness to the faithful (“the smell of the sheep” over strict doctrinal purity. This aligns him with Francis’ reformist, less conservative approach"

Yaaaaay, another lefty conehead
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Uplifting The Wagshambas of Freedom at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (HYKHz)

Darn

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM (VE6XX)

63 "Well, it's a joke name, sir. Like Biggus Dickus or Pierbattista Pizzaballa."

"And what is so amusing about Pierbattista Pizzaballa? I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Pierbattista Pizzaballa..."

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM (hnuna)

64 He's a Peruvian citizen

Posted by: Caligirl at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (oGdsR)

Close with Francis.

https://tinyurl.com/v23wmfne

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM (i24o9)

65 Oh wait he’s from South American? A guy from Chicago who moved to Peru?

Next you’ll tell me he was born in Babylonia moved to Arizona

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM (3JHlp)

66 Prevost earned a BS degree in mathematics at Villanova in 1977.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM (rJ48h)

67 A Pope from Chicago ... Capitol of Communism.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM (Cus5s)

68 Prevost is a close collaborator of Pope Francis, appointed as Prefect of the Dicastery for Bishops in 2023 and elevated to cardinal that same year. His leadership in selecting bishops emphasizes Francis’ criteria...

--

And from Chicago?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM (yZCmg)

69 JD VANCE YOU SNEAK !

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM (g47mK)

70 All I can find on Prevost is accusations that he mishandled some sex abuse stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

71 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

72
Pops Cletus I!

Famous for his mastery of BBQ.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM (aUuI8)

73 The first Catholic pope in over 10,000 years. A bold move by the Vatican.

Posted by: MaxPower at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM (79DHM)

74 55 I am watching EWTN live. They seemed stunned when he was announced. And silent. I am uneasy. Chicago doesn't strike me as a place where good popes come from. I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: bluebell at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (79pEw)

Apparently, dual citizen - Peru citizen from 2015 onward...that explains how he made it up the heirarchy as an American.

He's a shocker!

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM (tOcjL)

75 OK I was doubly wrong, I figured he'd be black and never from America. OH well no we can move on and forget the pope even exists like usual.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 01:25 PM (2VST1)

76 Napoleon XIV > Pope Leo XIV?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

77 Chicago doesn't strike me as a place where good popes anythings come from.

Posted by: bluebell at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (79pEw)

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:25 PM (YqDXo)

78 He's an Augustinian.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 01:25 PM (tOcjL)

79 C'mon from Calumet City

https://youtu.be/-_KkgPRo4wA

Does the PopeMobile have an 8-track.

Posted by: DaveA at May 08, 2025 01:25 PM (FhXTo)

80 Prevost has faced criticism from advocates for clergy abuse survivors regarding his handling of sexual abuse allegations during his leadership in the Augustinian order and in Peru. -- from wiki

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 01:25 PM (ExV1e)

81 I think you will find him to be a Pope that embraces the traditional pillars of the church.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 01:25 PM (NdPqb)

82 As dumbass and lowdown as they are, the Left do know how to play the game. Give them some credit.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:25 PM (MNQG6)

83 Again, WOW, an American.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (G0vdT)

84 All I can find on Prevost is accusations that he mishandled some sex abuse stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM (GBKbO)



Well, he DOES make one hell of an RV Bus, I'll tell you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

85 I think he's not a Jesuit ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 01:20 PM (VE6XX)

I guess that means he almost *has* to be an improvement.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (lFFaq)

86 My younger sister has met him a few times.. she says he's involved with Opus Dei.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (WufCL)

87
Close with Francis.

https://tinyurl.com/v23wmfne
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM (i24o9)

Him being close with Francis I do not find comforting at all.

Posted by: Caligirl at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (oGdsR)

88 Well, he's Augustinian instead of a Jesuit, so that has to be a step up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

89 Prevost is a close collaborator of Pope Francis, appointed as Prefect of the Dicastery for Bishops in 2023 and elevated to cardinal that same year. His leadership in selecting bishops emphasizes Francis’ criteria...
__________________

Oh God ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (YqDXo)

90 That seems really fast. I would think choosing an American would be very controversial.

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (jTkkJ)

91 Electing American Pope Elected, Robert F. Prevost is illegal because Trump influenced the voting.

I demand a recount and Trump be tried as Pope election interference immediately.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (A2iSa)

92 If I were king of the forrrrrrrest.

Posted by: Leo 14 at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (63Dwl)

93 Unfortunately since the new Pope is of US origin a federal district judge feels he has jurisdiction and has blocked Prevost's elevation to Pontiff, substituting Barack Obama if he'll agree to take the pay cut.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (Ft5W9)

94 can find on Prevost is accusations that he mishandled some sex abuse stuff.
==
Go.to infovaticanna

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (oper7)

95 Pope Ron ... the Pocket Fisherman

Ron Popeil

Posted by: browndog sees smoke at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (TTAGa)

96 You know who else was an Augustinian?

Posted by: Martin Luther at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (gKWVE)

97 So, Deep Dish Catholicism.
Well, alrighty then.

Posted by: With pesto at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (UbjG+)

98 I heard two white guys in Trump hats approached him holding a clothesline and said THIS IS REFORMATION COUNTRY

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (yZCmg)

99
Come on
Oh, baby don't you wanna Pope?
Come on
Oh, baby don't you wanna Pope?
From that same old place
Sweet home Chicago 🎵

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (AOsQT)

100 From Chitcago.

How old is he so we know about how long we'll have to suffer through his tenure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

101

Well, he DOES make one hell of an RV Bus, I'll tell you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

Those things are super fancy. Like really fancy, nicer than my house.

Posted by: Caligirl at May 08, 2025 01:27 PM (oGdsR)

102 45 Maybe Trump negotiated this as part of a trade deal.

I hope it brings down the price of Bottega Veneta product at least

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 01:27 PM (3JHlp)

103 When was the last time we had an American pope? NEVER!
Posted by: runner

Moar Trump effect?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 08, 2025 01:27 PM (nPBFn)

104 90 That seems really fast. I would think choosing an American would be very controversial.
Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (jTkkJ)

I imagine it's to be able to chastise Trump better.. See.. An American

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 01:27 PM (VE6XX)

105 Apparently, dual citizen - Peru citizen from 2015 onward...that explains how he made it up the hierarchy as an American.

He's a shocker!

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM (tOcjL)
________________

Backed by the Shining Path, perchance?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:27 PM (YqDXo)

106 He’s American by birth but not really an “American Pope”. His career has been outside the US.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:27 PM (ImXfC)

107 They're coming to take me away ha ha

Posted by: Leo 14 at May 08, 2025 01:27 PM (63Dwl)

108 Those things are super fancy. Like really fancy, nicer than my house.
Posted by: Caligirl at May 08, 2025 01:27 PM (oGdsR)



And cost more than it too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

109 Nope.
No standing.

Posted by: President Boasburg at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (UbjG+)

110 I want Pizzaballa. I want him to change his name to Pope Pepperoni.

Pope Eroni would be the most awesomest thing ever.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (/y8xj)

111 He's speaking now.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (KRtlO)

112 "We are often worried about teaching doctrine, but we risk forgetting that our first duty is to communicate the beauty and joy of knowing Jesus,"
---------


Hold it...a church of spiritual activism rather than a church of social activism? There must be some mistake...

Posted by: American Protestant Denominations at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (XeU6L)

113 i presume david french or some of his ilk will be demanding that the new pope stand up for jesus by denouncing trump

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (CWTWj)

114 Pope Cleophus James?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 01:21 PM (VNX3d)


Do you see the light?

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (144I4)

115 Close with Francis.

https://tinyurl.com/v23wmfne
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM (i24o9)

Him being close with Francis I do not find comforting at all.
Posted by: Caligirl at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (oGdsR)


Honestly, most of the cardinals have been appointed by Francis, so there's nothing very surprising in that.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (EynyL)

116 Was kinda hoping he'd make Ronnie James Dio horns and shout "Yeeeaaaah!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (28MUo)

117 How old is he so we know about how long we'll have to suffer through his tenure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
________________

70.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (YqDXo)

118 All seriousness aside, how did an American get elected Pope?

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (AOsQT)

119 He's not the Pope until I declare a worldwide injunction

Posted by: Emperor Boasberg at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (zBOzm)

120 I hope he is up to it.

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (oper7)

121 106 He’s American by birth but not really an “American Pope”. His career has been outside the US.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:27 PM (ImXfC)

======

His career is both in Chicago and Peru. In 1999, he was elected provincial prior of the Midwest Augustinians.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (GBKbO)

122 Wow. I'm surprised.

Like everything else, we shall see.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (NFX2v)

123 Forget who he was close too or where he came from. Look at his ministry to the church.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (NdPqb)

124 Canon lawyer...so unlikely to rock the theological boat very far - aka, probably a Catholic, although Villanova would have put that in doubt...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (tOcjL)

125 Pope Farrakhan I

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (MNQG6)

126 Although he kept a low profile in Rome, he was part of one of the most significant reforms undertaken by Francis: adding three women to the voting bloc that decides which bishop nominations to forward to the pope.

Posted by: Trad Cat at May 08, 2025 01:29 PM (sGuDx)

127 Coming out dressed as the same of Pope John Paul II might be a signal according to EWTN

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 08, 2025 01:29 PM (FCrpy)

128 88 Well, he's Augustinian instead of a Jesuit, so that has to be a step up.

I have a good feeling about him, he’s not a facciabrutta

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 01:29 PM (3JHlp)

129 Also more admin than personality...so, like Parolin, with more language ability (he speaks like 6 and reads and less baggage...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 01:29 PM (tOcjL)

130 110 Pope Eroni would be the most awesomest thing ever.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (/y8xj)

I am absolutely not laughing at this. 😂

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2025 01:29 PM (pRpzT)

131 Deep Dish Pizza > Pizzaballa

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 01:29 PM (l3YAf)

132 I imagine it's to be able to chastise Trump better.. See.. An American

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 01:27 PM (VE6XX)
______________

I fear you may be right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:29 PM (YqDXo)

133 All seriousness aside, how did an American get elected Pope?

==


He must have special unifying qualities.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 01:29 PM (g47mK)

134 How old is he so we know about how long we'll have to suffer through his tenure.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)


Turning 70 this year.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 01:29 PM (ExV1e)

135 Pope Bob!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2025 01:29 PM (Aqu9a)

136 128 88 Well, he's Augustinian instead of a Jesuit, so that has to be a step up.

I have a good feeling about him, he’s not a facciabrutta
Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 01:29 PM (3JHlp)

=======

I glanced through a few "frontrunner" articles before he came out or was announced, and I don't think a single one named him.

Experts failed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

137 They’re just avoiding the tariffs.

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 08, 2025 01:29 PM (nIRE6)

138 Just tell me does the media like the pick or no

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:29 PM (MNQG6)

139 "god loves you all"

we are united hand in hand, we go forward together with Christ in his light

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:29 PM (KRtlO)

140 " 'We are often worried about teaching doctrine, but we risk forgetting that our first duty is to communicate the beauty and joy of knowing Jesus,' Prevost, in one of his few interviews, told Vatican News, the news portal of the Holy See."

---
I think Francis didn't care much for doctrine as it didn't support the political bent he wanted for his proclamations. Benedict was pro-doctrine. Sounds like this new pope is going to be more in the vein of Francis (teaching "beauty and joy" ahem).

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (36PRH)

141 118 All seriousness aside, how did an American get elected Pope?
Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (AOsQT)

Probably a compromise between the Europeans and Africans if I had to guess.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (uCjyK)

142 we are a single people united in peace

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (KRtlO)

143 So. . . is he a good pick or one of those Lefty activist ones?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (ke82b)

144 C'mon, mention a Crusade. Mention a new Crusade. I want to be named Bishop of Damascus.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (qwx/I)

145 Pope Farrakhan I

Pope Malcolm XI

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (ZFKBV)

146 All seriousness aside, how did an American get elected Pope?
Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (AOsQT)

JD Vance

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (NtVYv)

147 For anyone who doubts the Holy Spirit's work...

No one saw this coming...not this fast...except the One above...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (tOcjL)

148 Although he kept a low profile in Rome, he was part of one of the most significant reforms undertaken by Francis: adding three women to the voting bloc that decides which bishop nominations to forward to the pope.

Posted by: Trad Cat at May 08, 2025 01:29 PM (sGuDx)
_______________

You'll be sorrrrrrrryyyyyy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (YqDXo)

149 I glanced through a few "frontrunner" articles before he came out or was announced, and I don't think a single one named him.

Experts failed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

"Unexpectedly"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (uCjyK)

150 My Italian is better than I thought.

I'm picking up a shocking amount of this speech.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (GBKbO)

151 He’s American by birth but not really an “American Pope”. His career has been outside the US.

---

(wonders if this choice is tied to the illegals / "migrant" push occurring throughout the world)

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (yZCmg)

152 So lots of Polymarket bets went in favor of the house…

That’s what you get for listening to Fake News, chumps

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (3JHlp)

153 we are a united church searching always for peace

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (KRtlO)

154 I was raised Catholic, but I have been wayward for a long time. The last Pope did not help matters. That is my issue, 100%. I get it. I have not lost my faith, I just lost my faith in the Church with its liberal leanings.

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (pRpzT)

155 143 So. . . is he a good pick or one of those Lefty activist ones?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (ke82b)

Seems to be neither...in the middle...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (tOcjL)

156 I'm not sure what the proper thing is to say to Catholics in this situation - but I respectfully say it to you Catholic Hordelings.

Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (vf0Y9)

157 143 So. . . is he a good pick or one of those Lefty activist ones?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (ke82b)

Somewhere in the middle it looks like

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (VE6XX)

158 My concern is that Pope Leo will be the Judge Roberts of popes

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (zBOzm)

159 143 So. . . is he a good pick or one of those Lefty activist ones?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM

I guess this is like a democratic bill, you have to pass the bill to find out.

Posted by: Caligirl at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (oGdsR)

160 Just tell me does the media like the pick or no
Posted by: ...

-

Dang, that really does sum it up. Well done.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (yZCmg)

161 >>>My Italian is better than I thought.
I'm picking up a shocking amount of this speech.

me too

it helps that Italian is a second language for him because it makes him speak more slowly

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (KRtlO)

162 141 118 All seriousness aside, how did an American get elected Pope?
Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (AOsQT)

Probably a compromise between the Europeans and Africans if I had to guess.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (uCjyK)


Election was on the 4th ballot, which is pretty fast. Seems to me he had an inside track from the start.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (EynyL)

163
Well, he DOES make one hell of an RV Bus, I'll tell you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

Those things are super fancy. Like really fancy, nicer than my house.
Posted by: Caligirl
-------

Reminds me. Yesterday I spied a Maserati crossover in a parking lot. I wasn't sure that I would be allowed to park my dented pickup in the same lot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (XeU6L)

164 Experts failed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

Dog bites man

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (MNQG6)

165 He sure do got a purty mouth

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (vmkyp)

166 156 I'm not sure what the proper thing is to say to Catholics in this situation - but I respectfully say it to you Catholic Hordelings.
Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (vf0Y9)

======

Go with the classics.

"I don't get it."

"Leo is the Urbans of Innocents."

"boobs"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

167 Pops Cletus I!
Famous for his mastery of BBQ.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM


He was Texan?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2025 01:32 PM (0sNs1)

168 to the church of rome, a special greeting

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:32 PM (KRtlO)

169 I’ve he is 67,68,69 and 70 years old. Lol.

The media is so bad at even getting the basic facts out.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:32 PM (ImXfC)

170 Janusz Wawrowski on violin. I bet his wife bought him that blouse, and he's too scared of her to refuse to wear it:
youtube.com/watch?v=dWe1NStrIRE

Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 08, 2025 01:32 PM (Jp8LL)

171 We are often worried about teaching doctrine, but we risk forgetting that our first duty is to communicate the beauty and joy of knowing Jesus,"
---------


Hold it...a church of spiritual activism rather than a church of social activism? There must be some mistake...


that is social activism -- outreach over doctrine

do whatever you want God loves you stuff

Posted by: brak at May 08, 2025 01:32 PM (jGJov)

172 156 I'm not sure what the proper thing is to say to Catholics in this situation - but I respectfully say it to you Catholic Hordelings.
Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (vf0Y9)

Thank you for the kind words, Doof.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 01:32 PM (uCjyK)

173 Forget who he was close too or where he came from. Look at his ministry to the church.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (NdPqb)
_______________

I'm concerned about the Earl Warren effect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:32 PM (YqDXo)

174 I thought with an American Pope, I could hear English and not some socialist gutter language.

Still, an American Pope.

Cue this hour's outrage of the hour among the Left.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 08, 2025 01:32 PM (jvJvP)

175 I am partial to the name Leo, as stated in the last thread, name of favorite kitteh

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 01:32 PM (3JHlp)

176 Vatican Made America Pope Again

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Uplifting The Wagshambas of Freedom at May 08, 2025 01:32 PM (HYKHz)

177 from someone's link on the new pope.

"However, there was speculation that he might be considered too young and too recently made a cardinal to be seriously considered papabile with any significant chance of being elected. Continued questions over his handling of sexual abuse have also cast a cloud over his prospects."

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2025 01:32 PM (Cus5s)

178 I'm not sure what the proper thing is to say to Catholics in this situation - but I respectfully say it to you Catholic Hordelings.
Posted by: Doof

-

Hear hear

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 01:32 PM (yZCmg)

179 now in spanish

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:32 PM (KRtlO)

180 Eu vou imediatamente agarrar seu feed rss como eu não posso encontrar seu e-mail
assinatura link ou serviço de newsletter. Você tem algum?
Por favor permita eu perceber a fim de que eu possa assinar.
Obrigado.

Posted by: descubra lápis coloridos de alta qualidade at May 08, 2025 01:32 PM (ifQLd)

181 161 >>>My Italian is better than I thought.
I'm picking up a shocking amount of this speech.

me too

it helps that Italian is a second language for him because it makes him speak more slowly
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (KRtlO)

=======

True. He's fumbled a few times.

I need to get back on my Babble, though. I'm in Italy in less than 2 months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

182 biden used to share life guard duties with him in summer 1961

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2025 01:32 PM (CWTWj)

183 Can't you here Trump saying "I made some calls” USA, USA

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 01:32 PM (vmkyp)

184 I imagine it's to be able to chastise Trump better.. See.. An American

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 01:27 PM (VE6XX)
______________

I fear you may be right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:29 PM (YqDXo)

Elected to help further alienate American Catholics from the political right? Wouldn't that be something.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 01:32 PM (i24o9)

185 > 47 And, he's only 69. Interesting.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (cYBz/)

Pope and Supreme Court Justice are among the few jobs where the phrase "only 69" makes sense.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 08, 2025 01:32 PM (W5ArC)

186 The new pope is Cardinal Robert F. Prevost,

Just call me Pope Bob.

Posted by: Leo XIV at May 08, 2025 01:33 PM (A0o6e)

187 150 My Italian is better than I thought.

I'm picking up a shocking amount of this speech.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (GBKbO)

I only understand the words that are the same in Spanish. I'm getting a little bit but not much.

Posted by: Caligirl at May 08, 2025 01:33 PM (oGdsR)

188 Sock off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2025 01:33 PM (W5ArC)

189 back to italian

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:33 PM (KRtlO)

190 Fox "News" Radio says this is the first American pope in the 2000 year history of the church. Wasn't there a South American pope?

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 01:33 PM (vFG9F)

191 Probably chosen for his love of “immigrants”.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 08, 2025 01:33 PM (Vh9CX)

192 Election was on the 4th ballot, which is pretty fast. Seems to me he had an inside track from the start.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (EynyL)

Could be. I have no idea who he is, nor do I have any insight in to church politics, I'm not a very good Catholic.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 01:33 PM (uCjyK)

193 Boasberg blocked it and appointed Joy Behar

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 08, 2025 01:33 PM (a8zb2)

194 Is he Catholic?

Posted by: A Bear at May 08, 2025 01:33 PM (2UnvF)

195 I'm not sure what the proper thing is to say to Catholics in this situation - but I respectfully say it to you Catholic Hordelings.
Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (vf0Y9)

I'm pretty sure it is mazel tov.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 01:33 PM (i24o9)

196 I'm not sure what the proper thing is to say to Catholics in this situation - but I respectfully say it to you Catholic Hordelings.
Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (vf0Y9)

What's the Latin for Mazel Tov?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2025 01:34 PM (Aqu9a)

197
Canon law.. I like that
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (VE6XX)



He who has the cannons makes the law...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2025 01:34 PM (y9nCu)

198
I Must Protest - a limerick by M. Luther

After centuries of papal conclaves
Now there's a chorus of praises and raves
Paying tribute to the Vatican
Must we go through all of that again?
The Pope indulges, but only Jesus saves

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 01:34 PM (HOX+I)

199 So, when does JD Vance get to meet him?

Posted by: Boswell at May 08, 2025 01:34 PM (NTVPI)

200 we ask for a new mission for all the churches of peace for all

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:34 PM (KRtlO)

201 His mouth is completely to the right of his nose.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 08, 2025 01:34 PM (MMp6W)

202

How many times has he mentioned "Jesus?"

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:34 PM (ZUOEn)

203 ave maria, piene il grace (etc.)

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:34 PM (KRtlO)

204 Newsweek, Who Is Robert Prevost? New Pope Leo XIV Announced

In part, "Prevost, who is fluent in Spanish and Italian, was named in the historical moment as there has been growing division within the Catholic hierarchy, with some cardinals split over whether to continue the more inclusive direction charted by Francis or return to stricter doctrinal enforcement."

"Prevost represents the "dignified middle of the road," the Rev. Michele Falcone, a priest in the Order of St. Augustine, told The New York Times on May 2."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 01:34 PM (NFX2v)

205 >>he's Augustinian instead of a Jesuit,


That's good

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 01:34 PM (ke82b)

206 190 Fox "News" Radio says this is the first American pope in the 2000 year history of the church. Wasn't there a South American pope?
Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 01:33 PM (vFG9F)

The most recent Pope was, as a matter of fact.

But I think they mean it is in United States of America American not "from the continents of South or North America"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 01:34 PM (uCjyK)

207 Pope Farrakhan I
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Pope Malcolm XI
Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (ZFKBV)

OMG HOW DID I MISS THAT

TAKE EVERYTHING I HAVE YOU WIN BLESS YOU MY CHILD

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:35 PM (MNQG6)

208 My Italian is better than I thought.

I'm picking up a shocking amount of this speech.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM


Have you thanked Ace for introducing The Horde to those 'learn Italian' videos from that young lady?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2025 01:35 PM (0sNs1)

209 >>>How many times has he mentioned "Jesus?"

a fair amount but he mentions "peace" more.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:35 PM (KRtlO)

210 Kind of interesting that right after we got the first SOUTH American Pope, we get the first NORTH American one.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 08, 2025 01:35 PM (wtvvX)

211 Commie.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 01:35 PM (/U5Yz)

212 it helps that Italian is a second language for him because it makes him speak more slowly
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (KRtlO)


What, does he have weights on his wrists or something?

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 08, 2025 01:35 PM (144I4)

213 Any chance when Mike Ditka passes he can get fast tracked now for sainthood?

Posted by: A Bears Fan at May 08, 2025 01:35 PM (RFhjS)

214 I’ve he is 67,68,69 and 70 years old. Lol.

The media is so bad at even getting the basic facts out.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:32 PM (ImXfC)


According to wiki... born September 14, 1955.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 01:35 PM (ExV1e)

215 All seriousness aside, how did an American get elected Pope?
Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (AOsQT)


Because he’s not really American. He’s as American as Boris Johnson. They were both born in the US. Other than that not much American-news.

He’s a globalist who spent his career in Peru and is a citizen of Peru.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:35 PM (ImXfC)

216



His mouth is completely to the right of his nose.
Posted by: Oglebay


Like POPEYE??

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:35 PM (ZUOEn)

217 Prevost represents the "dignified middle of the road,"
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LMAO wasn't this how NPR was describing themselves yesterday?

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:35 PM (MNQG6)

218 154 I was raised Catholic, but I have been wayward for a long time. The last Pope did not help matters. That is my issue, 100%. I get it. I have not lost my faith, I just lost my faith in the Church with its liberal leanings.
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (pRpzT)

I think of this a lot, but what I keep coming back to is,
The Chruch is not men, it's GOD.
The Spirit will fill you, even in the event of human failure.
The Son will save you, even when men will not.

Posted by: Inogame at May 08, 2025 01:35 PM (53oGX)

219 Reminds me. Yesterday I spied a Maserati crossover in a parking lot. I wasn't sure that I would be allowed to park my dented pickup in the same lot.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

-

Ah yes, the Mazdarati

They unfortunately look a LOT like Mazdas with Buick portholes. They sound much better, but oh man, I'd hate to cash out the dough for one (and the tow bills) and have some nobody park their reliable cheapo little commuter Mazda SUV next to it.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 01:35 PM (yZCmg)

220 The fact that this is an EVENT is somewhat amusing. Obviously, the Catholic Church has a better PR Dept. than most of the other religions.

Why, right at this very moment the Hare Krishnas are electing a new panhandler in the depths of Penn Station.

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 01:35 PM (dIske)

221 Somewhere in the middle it looks like

Interesting you should say that

My spidey sense told me the new guy would be a middle of the roader, which will be nice for a change

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 01:36 PM (3JHlp)

222

Wait, does this guy look and talk like POPEYE??

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:36 PM (ZUOEn)

223 we pray that god preserves the pope and the church in all the world

(I'm missing a lot of words but this is the gist)

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:36 PM (KRtlO)

224 JD Vance
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (NtVYv)

Nah, he's there to fight TRump in English

Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 01:36 PM (FZn/N)

225 The new pope is Cardinal Robert F. Prevost
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Any relation to Marie?

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 08, 2025 01:36 PM (eb5mD)

226

POPEYE?

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:36 PM (ZUOEn)

227 He seems young, with good energy. He's going to be around awhile. Hope he leads the Church well.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 01:36 PM (G0vdT)

228 Maybe the Vatican powers that be think an American pope could reign in Trump. lol

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 01:36 PM (36PRH)

229 190 Fox "News" Radio says this is the first American pope in the 2000 year history of the church. Wasn't there a South American pope?

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 01:33 PM (vFG9F)

Which would not be American...that would be South American.

Everyone knows what American means...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 01:36 PM (tOcjL)

230 American Pope Elected, Robert F. Prevost and his selected name is Pope Bubba I........

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at May 08, 2025 01:36 PM (A2iSa)

231 Judge Boasberg has just declared that there was no due process and Nancy Pelosi is the new pope.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2025 01:36 PM (2ocoG)

232 Pope is a registered Republican

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 08, 2025 01:36 PM (FCrpy)

233 i think the proper thing to say to catholics today would be 'mazel tov'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2025 01:36 PM (CWTWj)

234 He has a BS in math from Villanova, from the days before woke was a thing.

That doesn't mean he's not a communist, but at least he's not an idiot.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2025 01:36 PM (W5ArC)

235 222

Wait, does this guy look and talk like POPEYE??
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:36 PM (ZUOEn)
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How big are his forearms?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 01:37 PM (36PRH)

236 Then he'll be introduced as the new pope, discarding his old self behind.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

----------------

Unburdened by what has been?

Posted by: Kamalalalalalala at May 08, 2025 01:37 PM (5hfjS)

237
Has he mentioned "Jesus" once?

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:37 PM (ZUOEn)

238 That reminds me. I saw an accident the other day. A Mercedes SUV ran into a Range Rover. They were both most likely totaled.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 01:37 PM (vFG9F)

239 232 Pope is a registered Republican
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 08, 2025 01:36 PM (FCrpy)

?????

Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 01:37 PM (FZn/N)

240 Good points Inogame

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 08, 2025 01:37 PM (nIRE6)

241 237
Has he mentioned "Jesus" once?
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:37 PM (ZUOEn)

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Quite a bit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

242 i think the proper thing to say to catholics today would be 'mazel tov'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2025 01:36 PM (CWTWj)


I knew it. Internet FTW again.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 01:38 PM (i24o9)

243 Trying to boost American support for the Church.
You are supposed to root for the hometown guy, right.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2025 01:38 PM (agYoY)

244 I was pulling for Anthony Quinn. Then I remembered he was dead.

Posted by: Charles Martel at May 08, 2025 01:38 PM (smrxK)

245 227 He seems young, with good energy. He's going to be around awhile. Hope he leads the Church well.
Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 01:36 PM (G0vdT)

He's like 70. Which I guess is young for a Pope, but is past mandatory retirement age for commercial pilots.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 01:38 PM (uCjyK)

246 I should call the other nuns Mom served with and see what they think.

And to say hello.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 08, 2025 01:38 PM (jvJvP)

247 Has he mentioned "Jesus" once?
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:37 PM (ZUOEn)

Yes actually, and Mary, too

Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 01:38 PM (FZn/N)

248 Canon law.. I like that
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (VE6XX)



He who has the cannons makes the law...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2025 01:34 PM (y9nCu)
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"The last argument of popes."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 01:38 PM (7fElN)

249 244 I was pulling for Anthony Quinn. Then I remembered he was dead.
Posted by: Charles Martel at May 08, 2025 01:38 PM (smrxK)

======

My dad REALLY likes that movie for some reason. I haven't seen it since I was like 15, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

250 Pope is a registered Republican

So is Thom Tillis.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2025 01:38 PM (2ocoG)

251 He looks a little like Donald Knuth.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2025 01:39 PM (W5ArC)

252 If you don't like him and speak against him is it a papal smear?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 08, 2025 01:39 PM (ewjUl)

253 How many times has he mentioned "Jesus?"
_______________

Counting the time he kicked a coffee table in the dark?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:39 PM (YqDXo)

254 Pope is a registered Republican

So is Thom Tillis.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2025 01:38 PM (2ocoG)

So was the no-name who took a poke at Trump.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:39 PM (MNQG6)

255 Villanova BS in Mathematics in 1977

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2025 01:39 PM (GITLP)

256 Pope is a registered Republican
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 08, 2025 01:36 PM (FCrpy)


Whut?

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 01:39 PM (EynyL)

257 he did mention Jesus, "Cristo," a fair number of times, and Mary at least once

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:39 PM (KRtlO)

258
Did he USE Jesus as a political prop, tho?
And "current day" Jesus to make a political point?

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:39 PM (ZUOEn)

259 243 Trying to boost American support for the Church.
You are supposed to root for the hometown guy, right.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2025 01:38 PM (agYoY)
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The Church is doing a heck of a lot better in the US than in France.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 01:39 PM (36PRH)

260 "Everyone knows what American means...
Posted by: Nova Local "

I thought it was odd that they said "in the 2000 years history of the church" when we've only been around for 250 years of it.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 01:39 PM (vFG9F)

261 210 Kind of interesting that right after we got the first SOUTH American Pope, we get the first NORTH American one.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 08, 2025 01:35 PM (wtvvX)


If he’s from Peru I’m thinking the Church wants to shore up the South American congregations, which have suffered some poaching by Evangelical and other non-Catholic outreach.

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 01:39 PM (3JHlp)

262 Literally just heard a coworker say the new pope likes climate change and women in the church so basically another d*ckhead. Not even sure why i let myself get interested in this.

Posted by: Nelly at May 08, 2025 01:39 PM (pSknm)

263 The ex was an excellent Professor at Villanova. (Shocked, right?) Wonder if he knew him.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 01:40 PM (NFX2v)

264 Pope is a registered Republican

-

Like me.
- Lynne Cheney

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:40 PM (ImXfC)

265 Any chance when Mike Ditka passes he can get fast tracked now for sainthood?
Posted by: A Bears Fan at May 08, 2025 01:35 PM


No.

Posted by: A Packers Fan at May 08, 2025 01:40 PM (0sNs1)

266 "We are often worried about teaching doctrine, but we risk forgetting that our first duty is to communicate the beauty and joy of knowing Jesus," Prevost, in one of his few interviews, told Vatican News, the news portal of the Holy See

I am perfectly fine with communicating "the beauty and joy of knowing Jesus"; in fact, this message is one of the things I most appreciate about my own pastor.

But in these times, sometimes that is code for "abandon the gospel in service to the prince of the power of the air" i.e. enabling globalists, marxists, deviants, etc.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 08, 2025 01:40 PM (Sf2cq)

267 American Pope?

Sounds good. Probably bad.

Alternatively, Sounds bad, Most certainly bad.

Doubtful other permutations or combinations possible

Posted by: Common Tater at May 08, 2025 01:40 PM (0fIud)

268 As a wayward church goer, I*m really hoping I*ll be able to lay aside the mantle of being more catholic than the pope now. It*s been a ridiculously low bar for the last dozen years.

Posted by: Clay at May 08, 2025 01:40 PM (Fmldz)

269 "He’s American by birth but not really an “American Pope”. His career has been outside the US."

He was raised in Chicago area (I think) and spent (I didn't add them up) at least a dozen years in the US as a priest, while at times spending a few years in Peru (where he apparently became a close friend of Pope Francis).

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2025 01:40 PM (Cus5s)

270 258
Did he USE Jesus as a political prop, tho?
And "current day" Jesus to make a political point?

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:39 PM (ZUOEn)

----
I was with you with the popeye? stuff, but not following where this is going.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 01:40 PM (36PRH)

271 250 Pope is a registered Republican

So is Thom Tillis.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2025 01:38 PM (2ocoG)

He voted no out of committee.

Posted by: Inogame at May 08, 2025 01:41 PM (53oGX)

272 >>> Literally just heard a coworker say the new pope likes climate change and women in the church


that's probably what "middle of the road" means these days

Posted by: brak at May 08, 2025 01:41 PM (jGJov)

273 It was being translated for me, but my personal translator had to get on a work call.

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2025 01:41 PM (pRpzT)

274 > 264 Pope is a registered Republican

-

Like me.
- Lynne Cheney
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:40 PM (ImXfC)

And me.

Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at May 08, 2025 01:41 PM (W5ArC)

275 The Church is doing a heck of a lot better in the US than in France.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 01:39 PM


Ja.

Posted by: Germany at May 08, 2025 01:41 PM (0sNs1)

276
I fear you may be right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:29 PM (YqDXo)

Elected to help further alienate American Catholics from the political right? Wouldn't that be something.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 01:32 PM (i24o9)

Apparently Prevost shielded credibly accused pedo priests at St Johns Stone in chicago, next to a Catholic elementary school, and did not notify anyone of the accusations against the priest - others there just noted he always had a minder. He was appointed by Francis to head the office that selected pastors for positions around the world. Make of that what you will. I was praying for Cardinal Sarah.

Posted by: Moki at May 08, 2025 01:41 PM (wLjpr)

277 that stupid Conclave movie is getting a huge boost from this

I might watch Angels and Demons this weekend. It's the stupidest papal conclave movie ever. So bad it's good.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:41 PM (KRtlO)

278 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
But is the Pope Catholic this time?

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 01:41 PM (Fz20w)

279 235 222

Wait, does this guy look and talk like POPEYE??
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:36 PM (ZUOEn)
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How big are his forearms?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 01:37 PM (36PRH)

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Ah-guh-guh-guh-guh-guh!

Posted by: Oglebay at May 08, 2025 01:41 PM (MMp6W)

280 He is pro-migrants, wants more wymynses in power. So Francis 2 Electric Boogaloo.

Oh well whatever.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:41 PM (ImXfC)

281 259 243 Trying to boost American support for the Church.
You are supposed to root for the hometown guy, right.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2025 01:38 PM (agYoY)
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The Church is doing a heck of a lot better in the US than in France.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 01:39 PM (36PRH)

It is...we're just behind Africa right now for Catholic community strength...but we have the money and they don't...and the Catholic community may need to raise some funds after Francis's reign b/c he was not the best admin...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 01:41 PM (tOcjL)

282 264 Pope is a registered Republican

-

Like me.
- Lynne Cheney
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:40 PM (ImXfC)
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And me, me, me!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at May 08, 2025 01:41 PM (36PRH)

283 Welp, not catholic so not my problem although it is interesting...

Posted by: lin-duh at May 08, 2025 01:41 PM (bLe0J)

284 272 >>> Literally just heard a coworker say the new pope likes climate change and women in the church


that's probably what "middle of the road" means these days
Posted by: brak at May 08, 2025 01:41 PM (jGJov)

=======

He added three women to an advisory council on choosing names for potential bishops to present to the pope.

It's a far cry from, "Women priests."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

285 he did mention Jesus, "Cristo,"
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:39 PM (KRtlO)

Crisco? Where?!!

Posted by: "Tish" at May 08, 2025 01:42 PM (MNQG6)

286 he said : "Humanity needs Christ as a bridge to be reached by God and his love. Help us, and help each other, build bridges."

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 01:42 PM (g47mK)

287 This whole new Pope business is a lot like a Royal Family wedding. The whole world seems to stop and chime in, but it doesn't really affect me at all.

Wake me up when the muzzies get somebody to lead them into the 21st century and have them get their shit together.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 08, 2025 01:42 PM (UOo/I)

288 The Church is doing a heck of a lot better in the US than in France.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 01:39 PM (36PRH)


The Church is experiencing a surprising surge in France. 18000 catechumens received on the Easter Vigil, and growing support in the 18-25 y.o. cohort.
These numbers buikd on the increase from last year.

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 01:42 PM (3JHlp)

289 Let's hope this Pope is more Catholic than Leftist this time.

Posted by: Cymbaline at May 08, 2025 01:42 PM (hmTkq)

290 That reminds me. I saw an accident the other day. A Mercedes SUV ran into a Range Rover. They were both most likely totaled.
Posted by: fd

Each shattered a front headlight assembly?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2025 01:42 PM (cYBz/)

291 re 242: i saw that someone beat me to it.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2025 01:42 PM (CWTWj)

292 He's an Augustinian

At least in some areas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 01:42 PM (2VST1)

293 277 I might watch Angels and Demons this weekend. It's the stupidest papal conclave movie ever. So bad it's good.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:41 PM (KRtlO)

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I saw that in theaters.

In Rome.

I saw the theater I was sitting in on screen. It's right off of Piazza del Popolo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

294 He’s a globalist who spent his career in Peru and is a citizen of Peru.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:35 PM

Once again: if you hold a valid passport, you are a globalist. ESPECIALLY if that passport has visas.

(Jeez, many Americans both Catholic and not do missionary work outside the United States. This doesn’t make them any less American.).

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2025 01:43 PM (aTimx)

295 Canon law.. I like that
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (VE6XX)

He who has the cannons makes the law...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2025 01:34 PM (y9nCu)
---
"The last argument of popes."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 01:38 PM (7fElN)


Always worked for me...

Posted by: Zombie Julius II at May 08, 2025 01:43 PM (y9nCu)

296
Ah, so he's another "progressive" fake pope.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:43 PM (ZUOEn)

297 Pope is a registered Republican

-

I'm not saying this about the pope:

I bet being an (R) in far-left Chicago allows for a lot of influence in who the (R) candidate is.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 01:43 PM (yZCmg)

298 >>>I saw that in theaters.
In Rome.
I saw the theater I was sitting in on screen. It's right off of Piazza del Popolo.

nice.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:43 PM (KRtlO)

299 Cut and paste from College of Cardinals Report:

On key topics, Cardinal Prevost says little but some of his positions are known. He is reportedly very close to Francis’ vision regarding the environment, outreach to the poor and migrants, and meeting people where they are. He said last year “the bishop is not supposed to be a little prince sitting in his kingdom.”

He supported Pope Francis’ change in pastoral practice to allow divorced and civilly remarried Catholics to receive Holy Communion. Prevost appears somewhat less favorable to currying favor with the LGBTQ lobby than Francis, but he showed mild support for Fiducia Supplicans.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 01:43 PM (Dv3i1)

300 But is the Pope Catholic this time?

Apparently not. The future is to put a chick in it and make it gay and lame, according to the new pope.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2025 01:43 PM (2ocoG)

301 He added three women to an advisory council on choosing names for potential bishops to present to the pope.

It's a far cry from, "Women priests."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

And legalizing Gay Marriage won't lead to anything else... for REALZZZZ...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 01:43 PM (QAkQ3)

302 Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 08, 2025 01:40 PM (Sf2cq)

Eeeeeeeeyup

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:43 PM (MNQG6)

303 Crisco? Where?!!

"Stick wif da Baby Oil"
--Sean "puff daddy" "diddy" Combs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 01:43 PM (2VST1)

304 He’s against women serving in the clergy and said so in the Synod.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 01:43 PM (NdPqb)

305 Well, a historic day if anything.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 01:43 PM (g47mK)

306 Why does he need to take a different name? Is there a book of authorized pope names? And is there a limit on how many times each name can be used?

Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2025 01:43 PM (vf0Y9)

307 oh this new pope mentioned the piazza del popolo during his "special greeting" to rome

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:43 PM (KRtlO)

308 More cut and paste from College of Cardinals Report:

Ahead of the 2025 Conclave, Cardinal Prevost was being promoted as a possible compromise candidate if leading candidates were unable to obtain enough votes. His lengthy missionary service in Peru allowed him to be seen as a more universal candidate than American which mitigated problems associated with choosing a pope from a superpower in his case.

However, there was speculation that he might be considered too young and too recently made a cardinal to be seriously considered papabile with any significant chance of being elected. Continued questions over his handling of sexual abuse have also cast a cloud over his prospects.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 01:44 PM (Dv3i1)

309 It's a far cry from, "Women priests."

Camel's nose under the tent

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 01:44 PM (2VST1)

310
So, what?

Posted by: I gotta ask at May 08, 2025 01:44 PM (UbjG+)

311 162 141 118 All seriousness aside, how did an American get elected Pope?
Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2025 01:28 PM (AOsQT)

Probably a compromise between the Europeans and Africans if I had to guess.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 01:30 PM (uCjyK)


Election was on the 4th ballot, which is pretty fast. Seems to me he had an inside track from the start.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (EynyL)

He had a great ground game.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 08, 2025 01:44 PM (wtvvX)

312 Doubtful other permutations or combinations possible
Posted by: Common Tater at May 08, 2025 01:40 PM (0fIud)


Sounds mathy.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 08, 2025 01:44 PM (Sf2cq)

313 OMG I am a Leo too!....AOC.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 08, 2025 01:44 PM (ewjUl)

314 I am trying to remember the Holy Spirit gives us the Pope we need, not necessarily the Pope we want. I tried with the last guy too, and I am sorry to say I failed miserably.

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2025 01:44 PM (pRpzT)

315 He lived in the US from like 55 to 81. He studied in Rome for a couple of years. Peru 85 to 88. Then head of a seminary in Peru for 10 years. 1998 back to Chicago. Head of the augustinians. Some issues with a bad priest he didn't burn. Then back to Peru in 2014.

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 01:44 PM (oper7)

316 I think they made a good choice.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 01:44 PM (g47mK)

317 i think gingrich was talking about this, about a lot of people getting into the r c church. i guess a lot of young leftists are trading one religion for another. me? i'll stick with moses

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2025 01:44 PM (CWTWj)

318 > "What is Prevost's background. Will he be Francis 2.0?"

According to some Trad Catholic bloggers, he's a disaster.

Posted by: Just reporting at May 08, 2025 01:44 PM (Q7zVt)

319 I'd hate to cash out the dough for one (and the tow bills) and have some nobody park their reliable cheapo little commuter Mazda SUV next to it.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie
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I expect that they travel the 150 miles to the closest dealer, just to have the oil changed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2025 01:44 PM (XeU6L)

320 oh..my coworker is a lettuce tomato bacon person. She's on about tolerance; that's why she liked the marxist pope. I brought up Iranian soccer stadiums; she didn't wish to continue the tolerance discussion.

Posted by: Nelly at May 08, 2025 01:44 PM (pSknm)

321 he said : "Humanity needs Christ as a bridge to be reached by God and his love.

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Wait, what? Can someone get the crayons out and explain this?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 01:45 PM (yZCmg)

322 I hate to break it to everyone, but the Catholic Church is by its very nature globalist.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 01:45 PM (EynyL)

323 It's a far cry from, "Women priests."

Camel's nose under the tent
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I read this as 'Camel toe' under. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2025 01:45 PM (cYBz/)

324 283 Welp, not catholic so not my problem although it is interesting...
Posted by: lin-duh at May 08, 2025 01:41 PM (bLe0J)

It is interesting. I’m not Catholic either but Pope John Paul II made a world of difference, especially for the people of Eastern Europe. So you can absolutely get a Pope that can make a positive difference.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2025 01:45 PM (aTimx)

325 Babylon Bee

"Corporal Klinger finally discharged from the Army after tranny military ban."

Posted by: Ciampino - the black it is dark at May 08, 2025 01:45 PM (sPQoU)

326 I did enjoy the pomp.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:45 PM (KRtlO)

327 What is Fidickia Suckliglans?

Posted by: Oglebay at May 08, 2025 01:45 PM (MMp6W)

328 but is past mandatory retirement age for commercial pilots.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

*********

Fortunately God is his co-pilot...

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 01:46 PM (HOX+I)

329 He was born when the Cardinals were based in Chicago.

Cominskey Field, as Obama would say.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 01:46 PM (qwx/I)

330 Grew up in a suburb south of Chicago.

Went to a now-closed Augustinian seminary high school in Michigan.

Then to Augustinian Villanova.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 08, 2025 01:46 PM (rJ48h)

331 he said : "Humanity needs Christ as a bridge to be reached by God and his love. Help us, and help each other, build bridges."
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 01:42 PM (g47mK)

Errrr but the bridge is already built. Not to get too "doctrinaire" on everybody, but isn't that the flashing neon point of Christ?

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:46 PM (MNQG6)

332 This is all kinda silly anyway. Like the Brit Royals.
Kinda fun to talk about but in reality who gives a fuck? Doesn’t affect anything in the real world.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:46 PM (ImXfC)

333 287 This whole new Pope business is a lot like a Royal Family wedding. The whole world seems to stop and chime in, but it doesn't really affect me at all.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 08, 2025 01:42 PM (UOo/I)

Meanwhile, Judge Roberts says part of the Courts job is to reign in Acts of Congress and the President.

Not rule on law or the Constitution, but to reign in Acts.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 01:46 PM (QAkQ3)

334 Well, a historic day if anything.
Posted by: runner
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Today the Pope, tomorrow Greenland!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2025 01:46 PM (XeU6L)

335 318 > "What is Prevost's background. Will he be Francis 2.0?"

According to some Trad Catholic bloggers, he's a disaster.

Posted by: Just reporting at May 08, 2025 01:44 PM (Q7zVt)

Progressive ones are saying the same thing...
Thus, the middle of the road compromise.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 01:46 PM (tOcjL)

336 I'm just going to put this out there. Probably because I'm a heathen.

The moment USAID was slashed, the Vatican initiated a hiring freeze, a freeze on their pensions, and laid-off 50% of the Catholic Relief employees. The two former, it's debatable as to whether it's related. The latter is confirmed.

So, any comments in his acceptance speech about the involuntary benevolence of the US Taxpayer?

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 01:46 PM (dIske)

337 326 I did enjoy the pomp.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 01:45 PM (KRtlO)

======

Since we moved from Charleston, we've gone from attending at the cathedral downtown Charleston to attending church in a glorified gym. An extended campus of the main church in the area.

Sure, mass can only be 40 minutes now, but I do miss the incense and taking things more slowly sometimes that the cathedral did.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:46 PM (GBKbO)

338 Really was pulling for an African Pope.

An American Pope is libel to be a woke, anti-Catholic.

Well, as they say, we shall see.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2025 01:47 PM (9GLT5)

339 >>>but is past mandatory retirement age for commercial pilots.

There's a maximum age?

Posted by: Harrison Ford, "landing" on your garage at May 08, 2025 01:47 PM (KRtlO)

340 Errrr but the bridge is already built. Not to get too "doctrinaire" on everybody, but isn't that the flashing neon point of Christ?

==

Write to your Cardinal !

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 01:47 PM (g47mK)

341 Pope we need, not necessarily the Pope we want. I tried with the last guy too, and I am sorry to say I failed miserably.
==
To be fair, there is a pretty strong vase to be made that the last guy wasn't actually the Pope. Certainly not while Benedict was still alive and so not a valid election. But I'm not a Canon lawyer. Usually these things get settled a hundred years after the fact.... just saying. Don't put too much weight on Francis...

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 01:47 PM (oper7)

342 I’ll have to watch the speech to look for omens.

Remember for the last guy, a black burd ate a white bird in flight, and a lightning bolt struck the Vatican?

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 01:47 PM (3JHlp)

343 Do we need JD to meet with this guy too?

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 08, 2025 01:47 PM (EES2L)

344 Still mad that Lenny Belardo didn't get chosen.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 01:47 PM (Oq5OE)

345 I hate to break it to everyone, but the Catholic Church is by its very nature globalist.

Obviously, but they can do that without advocating for countries to give up on borders and import the entire Third World.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2025 01:47 PM (2ocoG)

346 It's a far cry from, "Women priests."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:42 PM (GBKbO)


Slippery slope

Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 01:47 PM (FZn/N)

347 He was born when the Cardinals were based in Chicago.

Cominskey Field, as Obama would say.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 01:46 PM (qwx/I)


Golf clap. That's a bit on an NFL deep cut there.

Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2025 01:47 PM (vf0Y9)

348 Today the Pope, tomorrow Greenland!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2025 01:46 PM (XeU6L)

Send JD Vance to Denmark ?

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 01:47 PM (g47mK)

349 Eeeeeeeeyup
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:43 PM (MNQG6)


How's it going? I wasn't commenting much during the semester, but I do lurk and keep an eye out for your contributions.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 08, 2025 01:47 PM (Sf2cq)

350 Write to your Cardinal !
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 01:47 PM (g47mK)

Hmm. You have a point.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:48 PM (MNQG6)

351 Spuds MacKenzie is passed over again!

Posted by: Shoofly the Boxing Mule at May 08, 2025 01:48 PM (ufJfM)

352 334 Well, a historic day if anything.
Posted by: runner
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Today the Pope, tomorrow Greenland!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2025 01:46 PM (XeU6L)

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I wonder if anyone on the D.U. suspects he was installed by Trump.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 01:48 PM (36PRH)

353 Cub fan or White Sox fan?

This is important

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 08, 2025 01:48 PM (ufFY8)

354 343 Do we need JD to meet with this guy too?

No. If this Robert Prevost is honoring Pope Leo XIII by his name, it’s a very good sign.

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 01:49 PM (3JHlp)

355 336 I'm just going to put this out there. Probably because I'm a heathen.

The moment USAID was slashed, the Vatican initiated a hiring freeze, a freeze on their pensions, and laid-off 50% of the Catholic Relief employees. The two former, it's debatable as to whether it's related. The latter is confirmed.

So, any comments in his acceptance speech about the involuntary benevolence of the US Taxpayer?

Posted by: Orson at May 08, 2025 01:46 PM (dIske)

Again, see what I wrote above on that point...a superb admin who has been good with raising and safeguarding resources at a time that might matter a lot. And a Math major...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 01:49 PM (tOcjL)

356 One of my Catholic friends says that Prevost was the one of the ones who encouraged Pope Francis to remove conservative Bishop Strickland from Texas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 01:49 PM (+WX0y)

357 Reminds me. Yesterday I spied a Maserati crossover in a parking lot. I wasn't sure that I would be allowed to park my dented pickup in the same lot.

With the advent of Stellantis, Maseratis all run on a turbo version of the Chrysler V6, built in Detroit even. So they're not *that* fancy.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2025 01:49 PM (2ocoG)

358 The audacity of Pope.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 08, 2025 01:49 PM (FWAED)

359 How soon before Trump takes credit for an American being elected Pope Leo 14? "I started it", he will say.

He'd better be careful. "Prevost also holds a Peruvian passport and has been a Peruvian citizen since 2015."' That type of thing could get him thrown into a prison in El Salvador should he try to enter the US.

The new pope has more in common with Third World Americans, than he does with insular-minded Americans. I see him as someone who could directly confront Trump.

He is a progressive leaning centrist in the mold of Francis. They may have picked him to have a megaphone in the USA about current events. I don't see a good relationship happening between the two at all.

Let Pope Leo XIV not be silent about multiple degradations of humanity by Trump in his own country. The world is turning on the dumpster.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2025 01:49 PM (JCZqz)

360
Christ Almighty...

two children go missing in Nova Scotia and the canadian "police" DEI pull this shit:

https://is.gd/u1MVIf

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:49 PM (ZUOEn)

361 Fortunately God is his co-pilot...
Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 01:46 PM (HOX+I)

Good point, good point.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 01:50 PM (uCjyK)

362 He's from Chicago, so some are claiming that Rome will finally have good pizza, but I am not a huge fan of Chicago deep dish.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 01:50 PM (2VST1)

363 315 He lived in the US from like 55 to 81. He studied in Rome for a couple of years. Peru 85 to 88. Then head of a seminary in Peru for 10 years. 1998 back to Chicago. Head of the augustinians. Some issues with a bad priest he didn't burn. Then back to Peru in 2014.

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 01:44 PM (oper7)


So you're saying guinea pig will often be on the daily menu in Vatican private dining areas?

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 01:50 PM (aBgBM)

364 274 > 264 Pope is a registered Republican

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Like me.
- Lynne Cheney
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:40 PM (ImXfC)

And me.
Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at May 08, 2025 01:41 PM (W5ArC)

And me!

Posted by: Speaker Dustin Burrows (TX HR) at May 08, 2025 01:50 PM (aTimx)

365
Prevost represents the "dignified middle of the road,"
--------

LMAO wasn't this how NPR was describing themselves yesterday?
Posted by: ...


New Pope Radio

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2025 01:50 PM (63Dwl)

366 13 days until Leo is safe from being the shortest serving pope.

"At least I'm not Urban VII," is a common papal refrain behind closed doors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

367 I’m just here for the papal smears

Posted by: moron OBGYN at May 08, 2025 01:50 PM (Y1sOo)

368 re 333: does no one know the difference between 'rein' and 'reign' anymore? or am i mixed up here

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2025 01:51 PM (CWTWj)

369 One of my Catholic friends says that Prevost was the one of the ones who encouraged Pope Francis to remove conservative Bishop Strickland from Texas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 01:49 PM (+WX0y)

You're saying we should keep the pope on a short leash?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 01:51 PM (i24o9)

370 GB News says that Prevost made several criticisms of Trump's immigration policy on social media in the last few months, for what that's worth.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 01:51 PM (EynyL)

371 New Pope looks like Dick Cheney (if Dick lost some weight)

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2025 01:51 PM (GITLP)

372 364 274 > 264 Pope is a registered Republican

-

Like me.
- Lynne Cheney
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:40 PM (ImXfC)

And me.
Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at May 08, 2025 01:41 PM (W5ArC)

And me!
Posted by: Speaker Dustin Burrows (TX HR) at May 08, 2025 01:50 PM (aTimx)

And me!!! Why do schools need ATMs when we have taxpayers???

Posted by: Rep Ken King, TX HR District 88 at May 08, 2025 01:51 PM (aTimx)

373 Re 359, well, that didn't take long...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2025 01:51 PM (XeU6L)

374 His father was a US Navy veteran.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 01:51 PM (g47mK)

375 Wake me up when the muzzies get somebody to lead them into the 21st century and have them get their shit together.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 08, 2025 01:42 PM (UOo/I)
______________

Now THAT would be a no-foolin' miracle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:51 PM (YqDXo)

376 341 To be fair, there is a pretty strong vase to be made that the last guy wasn't actually the Pope.

to hold pretty strong flowers?

Posted by: anachronda at May 08, 2025 01:51 PM (sGtp+)

377 Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 08, 2025 01:47 PM (Sf2cq)

Things are good mostly, friend is ill but hopefully a long road treatment will get her through it. She was just at the Vatican too right before it back in Feb. I am praying that's what brought it "out" because it had only been lurking before that, to the point where tests had missed it. I do think crazy crap like that.

All that is to say I do look out for you too. 😀

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:52 PM (MNQG6)

378 362 He's from Chicago, so some are claiming that Rome will finally have good pizza, but I am not a huge fan of Chicago deep dish.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 01:50 PM (2VST1)

For the record Chicago has more than deep dish.
The square cut thin is also a masterpiece that doesn't get the marketing that the deep dish gets... I blame big pan.

Posted by: Inogame at May 08, 2025 01:52 PM (53oGX)

379 two children go missing in Nova Scotia and the canadian "police" DEI pull this shit:

https://is.gd/u1MVIf
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:49 PM (ZUOEn)

lol. I didn't realize Africans had contributed so much to Nova Scotia over the past 400 years. So it was educational!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 01:52 PM (uCjyK)

380 Peru 85 to 88?

This guy is CIA.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 01:52 PM (qwx/I)

381 MAPA

Make American Popes Again

Posted by: Theodore N at May 08, 2025 01:52 PM (Y7Xr6)

382 This is all kinda silly anyway. Like the Brit Royals.
Kinda fun to talk about but in reality who gives a fuck? Doesn’t affect anything in the real world.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:46 PM (ImXfC)

John Paul II affected quite a bit in the real world.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at May 08, 2025 01:52 PM (oSeBJ)

383 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2025 01:49 PM (JCZqz)

Ok, the first two were funny.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 08, 2025 01:52 PM (ufFY8)

384 @359 So some of the DU mob does think he could be a tool to reign in Trump.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 01:53 PM (36PRH)

385 The visiting priest at our parish is Augustinian, he will be thrilled to pieces

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 01:53 PM (3JHlp)

386
With the advent of Stellantis, Maseratis all run on a turbo version of the Chrysler V6, built in Detroit even. So they're not *that* fancy.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2025 01:49 PM (2ocoG)

My Maserati does 185. I lost my license, now I don’t drive.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2025 01:53 PM (aTimx)

387 As someone raised Catholic, who attended Catholic school my whole life. It's no offense meant to our Catholic morons, but it's things like this circus that made me leave the church. It's only one of the reasons. I stopped going to any church for a few years. But today I am happy and proud to say I am a Christian and very involved in my church and work on my faith daily. The pope is one man, he's a leader, but is no better than anyone as we are all sinners. Religion is different than faith.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 08, 2025 01:53 PM (ewjUl)

388 Pope Portillo sounds too much like he's from Italy. If he's to be the American Pope from Chicago, he should have selected Al as his name.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 08, 2025 01:53 PM (WufCL)

389 there is a pretty strong vase to be made that the last guy wasn't actually
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Case.

Autocorrect is an abomination. Work of the devil himself.

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 01:53 PM (oper7)

390 Sounds like he's a protector of pedo priests.

But not my monkey, not my circus.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 01:53 PM (xcxpd)

391 He's an Augustinian

**********

So he knows all about the Fall?

well, late summer really.

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 01:53 PM (HOX+I)

392 Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:52 PM (MNQG6)

Your support for your friend is a blessing.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 08, 2025 01:53 PM (Sf2cq)

393 380 Peru 85 to 88?

This guy is CIA.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 01:52 PM (qwx/I)

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It's not like Peru needed converting.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 01:53 PM (36PRH)

394 This guy is CIA.

-

Okay, now I'm more interested.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 01:53 PM (yZCmg)

395 Slippery slope

The slippery slope argument is currently undefeated. Gay marriage slid to mandatory kids stuffing dollar bills into the panties of drag queens in less than 10 years.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2025 01:54 PM (2ocoG)

396 I'll reserve judgment until I see the left hating him.

If they hate him, good.

If they like him, bad.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 01:54 PM (OmKmS)

397 I see him as someone who could directly confront Trump.
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Even the retard Left gets it

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:54 PM (MNQG6)

398 He's from Chicago. Wonder if he ever met Barky

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 01:54 PM (vmkyp)

399 388 Pope Portillo sounds too much like he's from Italy. If he's to be the American Pope from Chicago, he should have selected Al as his name.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 08, 2025 01:53 PM (WufCL)

Abe Fromen... the Sausage king of Chicago?

Posted by: Inogame at May 08, 2025 01:54 PM (53oGX)

400 The new pope has more in common with Third World Americans, than he does with insular-minded Americans. I see him as someone who could directly confront Trump.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2025 01:49 PM (JCZqz)

I like that phrase.

We have African Americans, American-Americans and now Third World Americans.

I'm stealing it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 01:54 PM (uCjyK)

401 370 GB News says that Prevost made several criticisms of Trump's immigration policy on social media in the last few months, for what that's worth.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 01:51 PM (EynyL)

So did 99% of the priesthood...again, global Church who helps refugees. Of course they would criticize and want a more "humane" approach. The good thing is that's advice, and can be ignored.

Had that discussion with my pastor once. He tried to weigh in on an election issue in the bulletin that was related to the county budget. I laid into him telling him that wasn't a catholic issue b/c both sides had a path to solving the issue that was appropriate to the catholic faith, so he couldn't way in and say "the government paying" had to be right. He did rescind the bulletin announcement with an apology.

AKA - never be afraid to speak up to the hierarchy even from where you sit - they are fallible...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 01:54 PM (tOcjL)

402 364 274 > 264 Pope is a registered Republican

-

Like me.
- Lynne Cheney
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:40 PM (ImXfC)

And me.
Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at May 08, 2025 01:41 PM (W5ArC)

And me!
Posted by: Speaker Dustin Burrows (TX HR) at May 08, 2025 01:50 PM (aTimx)

/Waves

Posted by: Mitch 'the Bitch' McConnel at May 08, 2025 01:54 PM (QAkQ3)

403 Is there nothing Trump can't do?

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025 01:54 PM (0HaGk)

404 For the record Chicago has more than deep dish.
The square cut thin is also a masterpiece that doesn't get the marketing that the deep dish gets... I blame big pan.
Posted by: Inogame at May 08, 2025 01:52 PM (53oGX)

That’s St. Louis style.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 01:54 PM (l3YAf)

405 May Pope Leo XIV end the disgraceful practice of ketchup on hot dogs.

Posted by: Mike Royko at May 08, 2025 01:54 PM (aTimx)

406 Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 08, 2025 01:53 PM (Sf2cq)

Thanks hon

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:55 PM (MNQG6)

407 Born in Chicago, educated in Philly. Oh boy...

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 08, 2025 01:55 PM (aCsV6)

408 Heh, you laugh about AZ, but in the WSJ today they said that the guy in charge of the voting was also the frontrunner. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 01:21 PM (ke82b)

Well he was born in Chicago...

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 01:55 PM (8avO+)

409 >>> 364 274 > 264 Pope is a registered Republican

There's a Republican in Chicago?

Posted by: DJ at May 08, 2025 01:55 PM (uosPt)

410 402 364 274 > 264 Pope is a registered Republican

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Like me.
- Lynne Cheney
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:40 PM (ImXfC)

And me.
Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at May 08, 2025 01:41 PM (W5ArC)

And me!
Posted by: Speaker Dustin Burrows (TX HR) at May 08, 2025 01:50 PM (aTimx)

/Waves
Posted by: Mitch 'the Bitch' McConnel at May 08, 2025 01:54 PM (QAkQ3)

Enters the chat.

Posted by: Susan Collins at May 08, 2025 01:55 PM (N39Ws)

411 Will he be the Lion the Catholic Church needs? Time will tell.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at May 08, 2025 01:55 PM (QFUtX)

412 Hat to rain on his parade, but the pope's reins won't affect Trump's reign.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 08, 2025 01:55 PM (MMp6W)

413 Little old lady got mutilated late last night.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025 01:56 PM (0HaGk)

414
/Waves
Posted by: Mitch 'the Bitch' McConnel at May 08, 2025 01:54 PM

I call bullshit that it's the real Mitch. He can't wave anymore!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 08, 2025 01:56 PM (ewjUl)

415 412 Hat to rain on his parade, but the pope's reins won't affect Trump's reign.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 08, 2025 01:55 PM (MMp6W)

Agreed

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 01:56 PM (VE6XX)

416 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 01:51 PM (i24o9

I am not RC. I have no say on if and how he's leashed, just that one of my RC friends is not happy if indeed Prevost helped get Bishop Strickland removed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 01:56 PM (+WX0y)

417 James Martin sj and austen inveriegh were prevost supports.

If you know, you know.....

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 01:56 PM (oper7)

418 Fortunately God is his co-pilot...
Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 01:46 PM (HOX+I)


My former pastor used to say about that --

"If God is your co-pilot, then you're in the wrong seat, friend"

Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2025 01:56 PM (vf0Y9)

419 405 May Pope Leo XIV end the disgraceful practice of ketchup on hot dogs.
Posted by: Mike Royko at May 08, 2025 01:54 PM (aTimx)

Good way to get yourself excummunicado...
ketchup, abomination!

Posted by: Inogame at May 08, 2025 01:56 PM (53oGX)

420 Lemme Ax DU something…

I thought Trump was finished because of CNN approval ratings. Why do we need a pope to rein him in?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:56 PM (ImXfC)

421 Well he was born in Chicago...

Da pope

Posted by: Theodore N at May 08, 2025 01:56 PM (Y7Xr6)

422 "Errrr but the bridge is already built. Not to get too "doctrinaire" on everybody, but isn't that the flashing neon point of Christ?"

I'd think "go preach the gospel to the world", could be considered an ongoing act of building bridges? I'm not sure what context of "bridge building" the pope was referring to.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2025 01:56 PM (Cus5s)

423 Obviously, but they can do that without advocating for countries to give up on borders and import the entire Third World.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2025 01:47 PM (2ocoG)

As Brit Lass Wife is often fond of saying to me in many contexts, "can... but won't."

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:57 PM (MNQG6)

424 I like that phrase.

We have African Americans, American-Americans and now Third World Americans.

I'm stealing it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 01:54 PM (uCjyK)

Inside every third worlder is a fat American trying to get out.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 01:57 PM (l3YAf)

425 I just so happen to like ketchup on hot dogs.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025 01:57 PM (0HaGk)

426 425 I just so happen to like ketchup on hot dogs.
Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025 01:57 PM (0HaGk)

Me too

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 01:57 PM (VE6XX)

427 What does the pope use to send his blessings?

Pray-pal.

Posted by: Pope punz? at May 08, 2025 01:57 PM (UbjG+)

428 418 Fortunately God is his co-pilot...
Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 01:46 PM (HOX+I)

My former pastor used to say about that --

"If God is your co-pilot, then you're in the wrong seat, friend"
Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2025 01:56 PM (vf0Y9)

Pastor's not a flying man or aware of the P-40 seating arrangements?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 01:57 PM (xcxpd)

429 370 GB News says that Prevost made several criticisms of Trump's immigration policy on social media in the last few months, for what that's worth.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 01:51 PM (EynyL)

TBF Pope Francis was deeply, intensely upset in his walled city that is not even a party to Schengen that in order to enter the United States, you have to enter at a PoE and present a passport to a CBP official.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2025 01:57 PM (aTimx)

430
What Do You Call A Frozen Pope?

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:58 PM (ZUOEn)

431 We have African Americans, American-Americans and now Third World Americans.
____

If Trump doesn't succeed, we'll all be third world Americans.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 01:58 PM (Dv3i1)

432 425 I just so happen to like ketchup on hot dogs.
Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025 01:57 PM (0HaGk)

Found the heretic!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 08, 2025 01:58 PM (TJLr1)

433 379 two children go missing in Nova Scotia and the canadian "police" DEI pull this shit:

https://is.gd/u1MVIf
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:49 PM (ZUOEn)

lol. I didn't realize Africans had contributed so much to Nova Scotia over the past 400 years. So it was educational!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 01:52 PM (uCjyK)

And in Uniform, wearing a Tac Vest and Radio, but is a Public Relations Officer..... OK then.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 01:58 PM (QAkQ3)

434 Pope Portillo's the First!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 01:21 PM (qwx/I)/i]

Pope Malnati the Second!

Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2025 01:58 PM (vf0Y9)

435 Pope Portillo sounds too much like he's from Italy. If he's to be the

Mmmmm....Portillo's

Pope Vienna Beef

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 08, 2025 01:58 PM (ufFY8)

436 Actually a Maserati with a dodge engine isn’t a bad thing. Maseratis are beautiful but are piece of shit mechanically. A dodge engine while not Toyota quality, is infinitely better quality than what Italians can build.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:58 PM (ImXfC)

437 No. If this Robert Prevost is honoring Pope Leo XIII by his name, it’s a very good sign.
Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 01:49 PM (3JHlp)
----
I was reading the Wikipedia page for Leo XIII and it's already been updated to include a reference to Leo XIV.

They don't waste time over there...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 01:58 PM (7fElN)

438 426 425 I just so happen to like ketchup on hot dogs.
Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025 01:57 PM (0HaGk)

Me too
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 01:57 PM (VE6XX)

Horrific.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 01:58 PM (uCjyK)

439
What's Rome's favorite beverage?

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:58 PM (ZUOEn)

440 Our bad omen is Harry Sisson likes him.

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2025 01:58 PM (pRpzT)

441 422 "Errrr but the bridge is already built. Not to get too "doctrinaire" on everybody, but isn't that the flashing neon point of Christ?"

I'd think "go preach the gospel to the world", could be considered an ongoing act of building bridges? I'm not sure what context of "bridge building" the pope was referring to.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2025 01:56 PM (Cus5s)
---
Maybe to all the other denominations? Hopefully not to "all the religions" in which case he should go run the Unitarian Universalist church.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 01:58 PM (36PRH)

442 Close with Francis.

https://tinyurl.com/v23wmfne
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 01:24 PM (i24o9)

Him being close with Francis I do not find comforting at all.
Posted by: Caligirl at May 08, 2025 01:26 PM (oGdsR)

If you are high enough up to be chosen Pope, you have to be close in some sense to the old one. Apparently he was the expert on the bishops to advise the Pope.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 01:59 PM (8avO+)

443 James Martin sj and austen inveriegh were prevost supports.

If you know, you know.....
Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 01:56 PM (oper7)

Wait, really? Uh oh.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 01:59 PM (l3YAf)

444 69 years old? He's too old to drive.
Dibs on the Popemobile.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 01:59 PM (v0R5T)

445 Does this mean the Eucharist is now deep dish?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 08, 2025 01:59 PM (2UnvF)

446 432 425 I just so happen to like ketchup on hot dogs.
Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025 01:57 PM (0HaGk)

Found the heretic!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 08, 2025 01:58 PM (TJLr1)

OK... THAT's IT... time to split the Church!

/Puts Ketchup on his hot dog...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 01:59 PM (QAkQ3)

447 What Do You Call A Frozen Pope?
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:58 PM (ZUOEn

My wife

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:59 PM (MNQG6)

448 GB News says that Prevost made several criticisms of Trump's immigration policy on social media in the last few months, for what that's worth.

-

I'm not saying this snidely or with cruel intent. I'm genuinely curious.

Any statements on Biden, Pelosi, etc. "practicing" their public Catholicism?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 01:59 PM (yZCmg)

449 407 Born in Chicago, educated in Philly. Oh boy...
Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 08, 2025 01:55 PM (aCsV6)

So visitors to the Vatican will be seeing places selling Chicago deep dish pizzas AND cheesesteaks?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2025 01:59 PM (aTimx)

450 379 two children go missing in Nova Scotia and the canadian "police" DEI pull this shit:

https://is.gd/u1MVIf
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:49 PM (ZUOEn)

lol. I didn't realize Africans had contributed so much to Nova Scotia over the past 400 years. So it was educational!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 01:52 PM (uCjyK)


She didn't say they were black Africans. Or is that a given in Woke Speak for mention of Africans?

And why don't these wokeists also say they are on land once the land of dinosaurs? No love anymore for extinct species?

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 01:59 PM (aBgBM)

451 438 426 425 I just so happen to like ketchup on hot dogs.
Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025 01:57 PM (0HaGk)

Me too
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 01:57 PM (VE6XX)

Horrific.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 01:58 PM (uCjyK)

Seriously... just drag it trew da garden... it is the way.

Posted by: Inogame at May 08, 2025 01:59 PM (53oGX)

452 The square cut thin is also a masterpiece that doesn't get the marketing that the deep dish gets... I blame big pan.

Sounds like Detroit style, if the sauce goes to the edge

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 01:59 PM (2VST1)

453 So, I assume the guy is a lefty, being American.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 01:59 PM (77rzZ)

454 He's apparently a Cubs fan so must be a good choice.

Posted by: Grammie's phone at May 08, 2025 02:00 PM (0wFhD)

455 229 190 Fox "News" Radio says this is the first American pope in the 2000 year history of the church. Wasn't there a South American pope?

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 01:33 PM (vFG9F)

Which would not be American...that would be South American.

Everyone knows what American means...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 01:36 PM (tOcjL)

'Zactly!

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at May 08, 2025 02:00 PM (g8Ew8)

456 I just so happen to like ketchup on hot dogs.
Posted by: eleven

Me too
Posted by: It's me donna
......

Same here. Or salsa.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 02:00 PM (v0R5T)

457 Prolly hasn't spoken English in 30 years unless he has to.

So latin, Italian, likely French, and maybe Portuguese.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 08, 2025 02:00 PM (KiBMU)

458 Our bad omen is Harry Sisson likes him.

Dude is a Chicago Democrat, you figure it out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:00 PM (2VST1)

459 He'd better be careful. "Prevost also holds a Peruvian passport and has been a Peruvian citizen since 2015."' That type of thing could get him thrown into a prison in El Salvador should he try to enter the US.


Ok, the first two were funny.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 08, 2025 01:52 PM (ufFY
---------

Heh, agreed.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 02:00 PM (G0vdT)

460 Do you know how many women have been pope?

Nun

Posted by: Oh, no... at May 08, 2025 02:00 PM (UbjG+)

461 And in Uniform, wearing a Tac Vest and Radio, but is a Public Relations Officer..... OK then.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 01:58 PM (QAkQ3)

I did feel bad for her, she looked incredibly nervous.

Probably was trying to remember to not fuck up her ritual atonement at the beginning of the press conference. "How do you pronounce that stupid Eskimo tribes name again? ...AFRICANS? Why am I talking about Africans? Jesus H Christ here, guys, I'm stressed enough without all of this other bullshit. AND you want me to translate some of this in to French? For fucks sake, you guys are assholes."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 02:00 PM (uCjyK)

462 Maybe to all the other denominations? Hopefully not to "all the religions" in which case he should go run the Unitarian Universalist church.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 01:58 PM (36PRH)

They will form a committee to form a committee to for a committee to for a committee to form a committee to for a committee to for a committee to form a committee to form a committee to form a committee to discuss that subject.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2025 02:01 PM (aTimx)

463 457 Prolly hasn't spoken English in 30 years unless he has to.

So latin, Italian, likely French, and maybe Portuguese.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 08, 2025 02:00 PM (KiBMU)

=======

Well, he was in charge of the Midwest Augustinians in Chicago until 2013.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:01 PM (GBKbO)

464 So, I assume the guy is a lefty, being American.
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 01:59 PM (77rzZ)

That's kinda what I'm thinking.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at May 08, 2025 02:01 PM (g8Ew8)

465 Wait, does this guy look and talk like POPEYE??
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:36 PM (ZUOEn)

Tom Homan speaking Italian.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 08, 2025 02:01 PM (5xuJ/)

466 Born in Chicago, educated in Philly. Oh boy...
Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 08, 2025 01:55 PM (aCsV6)

Well born there 6+ decades ago

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 02:01 PM (8avO+)

467 Actually a Maserati with a dodge engine isn’t a bad thing.

-

Second only in reliability to the Maserati with the factory Ferrari engine.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 02:01 PM (yZCmg)

468 I've got it figured out. They chose an American to deal with the Trump tariffs on the Vatican.

How pissed must Canadian Liberal Catholics be now?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 08, 2025 02:01 PM (nPBFn)

469 Pope Ye?

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 02:02 PM (MNQG6)

470 And why don't these wokeists also say they are on land once the land of dinosaurs? No love anymore for extinct species?
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 01:59 PM (aBgBM)

Fuck those guys, what about us? At least we’re mammalian!

Posted by: Wooly Mammoth at May 08, 2025 02:02 PM (l3YAf)

471 Sorry I missed the last thread I followed with pleasure the responses of India to the terrorists.

willowed:

The murderer of Daniel Pearl killed, thank you India.

What a shame on George Bush, what a shame on all of our agencies who were involved and did NOTHING. What a shame on us for allowing them to get away with doing NOTHING.

India, thank you. And thank you for showing the world how to respect terrorists.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 02:02 PM (lCWOD)

472 Not Catholic, so I regard all this Vatican back-and-forth as mostly just an intramural squabble. But if his resume is any indication, I don't expect to see a reprise of Anthony Quinn in "The Shoes of the Fisherman" with this guy.

Posted by: Just reporting at May 08, 2025 02:02 PM (Q7zVt)

473 I just so happen to like ketchup on hot dogs.
Posted by: eleven

Me too
Posted by: It's me donna
......

Same here. Or salsa.
Posted by: wth

Me too. I love a hot dog with ketchup, mustard and pickle relish.

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2025 02:02 PM (lJ0H4)

474 to me a really good greasy garlicky hot dog goes best with fresh raw tomahto. too bad i had to give them up for health reasons

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2025 02:03 PM (CWTWj)

475 This Pope could be conflicted over whether Chicago's Italian Beef sandwiches are better than Phillys cheesesteaks.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 08, 2025 02:03 PM (WufCL)

476 I like chili, cheese, onions, and pickled jalapenos on hot dogs It doesn't like me so much these days though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:03 PM (2VST1)

477
Our Favorite President(tm) should sign an EO declaring the "B.C." and "A.D." the Official U.S. designations of calendar demarkations.

Enough with the anti-Christian fake "b.c.e." and "c.e." bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 02:03 PM (ZUOEn)

478 Slippery slope

The slippery slope argument is currently undefeated. Gay marriage slid to mandatory kids stuffing dollar bills into the panties of drag queens in less than 10 years.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2025 01:54 PM (2ocoG)

The difference between debate club rules and real life is that in real life the slippery slope is valid.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2025 02:03 PM (Aqu9a)

479 Since he's from Chicago, I guess the new Popemobile with be an EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 02:04 PM (VNX3d)

480 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:01 PM (GBKbO)

Looks like your Mom's presence in Rome did the trick.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 02:04 PM (77rzZ)

481 GB News says that Prevost made several criticisms of Trump's immigration policy on social media in the last few months, for what that's worth.

-

I'm not saying this snidely or with cruel intent. I'm genuinely curious.

Any statements on Biden, Pelosi, etc. "practicing" their public Catholicism?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 01:59 PM (yZCmg)

It's the Church's official position and has been for a long time. Taking care of the poor, etc.

They're an international organization that has existed for 2000 years, they can't / shouldn't change church positions based on modern day political fights in various first world countries.

That said, we are all free to (and absolutely should) ignore them on this issue.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 02:04 PM (uCjyK)

482 Do you know how many women have been pope?

Nun
Posted by: Oh, no... at May 08, 2025 02:00 PM

Oh brother.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 08, 2025 02:04 PM (ewjUl)

483 417 James Martin sj and austen inveriegh were prevost supports.

If you know, you know.....

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 01:56 PM (oper7)

Well, THAT is concerning.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 08, 2025 02:04 PM (wtvvX)

484 Heh:
Trump: "Buttigieg...drives to work on his bicycle with his husband on the back which is a nice loving relationship"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 02:04 PM (ke82b)

485 @OldRowOfficial
31m
You doubted him. He (Trump) just got an American pope elected and you doubted him.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 08, 2025 02:04 PM (3ImbR)

486 In da name of Da Fadder, and Da Son...

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 02:04 PM (qwx/I)

487 Gonna give him a break and see how he handles things. Pope Leo I'm praying for you to serve all Catholics respectfully.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 08, 2025 02:04 PM (2NHgQ)

488 No hot dogs in Paradise.

Posted by: J. Buffett at May 08, 2025 02:04 PM (Aqu9a)

489 The previous Pope Leo, the 13th, composed the St. Michael prayer.

copypasta;
"This prayer was composed by Pope Leo XIII after he experienced a horrifying vision. On October 13, 1884, while consulting with his cardinals after Mass, Pope Leo XIII paused at the foot of the altar and lapsed into what looked like a coma. After a little while the Pope recovered himself and related the terrifying vision he had of the battle between the Church and Satan. Afterwards, Pope Leo went to his office and composed this now famous prayer to St. Michael the Archangel and assigned it to be recited after Low Mass, a position it occupied until Vatican II. It was recently recommended by Pope John Paul II in a speech to a crowd of pilgrims gathered in St. Peter's Square on Sunday April 24, 1994 as a prayer for the Church. (See L' Osservatore Romano, April 27, 1994)."

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 08, 2025 02:04 PM (rT96s)

490 It's a far cry from, "Women priests."

True, they don't serve as priests.

Instead they vote on who is forwarded to be a priest.

Posted by: Trad Cat at May 08, 2025 02:05 PM (sGuDx)

491 Sounds like Detroit style, if the sauce goes to the edge
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 01:59 PM (2VST1)

Detroit style is thick crust, square cut.

St. Louis style is very thin, crispy crust, square cut.

Posted by: Wooly Mammoth at May 08, 2025 02:05 PM (l3YAf)

492 458 Our bad omen is Harry Sisson likes him.

Dude is a Chicago Democrat, you figure it out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:00

He hasn’t lived her for a very long time, but regardless, it doesn’t look like I am coming back to the Church anytime soon. Chances are they won’t lose sleep over that.

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2025 02:05 PM (pRpzT)

493 Heh:
Trump: "Buttigieg...drives to work on his bicycle with his husband on the back which is a nice loving relationship"
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 02:04 PM (ke82b)

I love that man.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 02:05 PM (MNQG6)

494 Pope Bob.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at May 08, 2025 02:05 PM (QFUtX)

495 They're an international organization that has existed for 2000 years, they can't / shouldn't change church positions based on modern day political fights in various first world countries.

That said, we are all free to (and absolutely should) ignore them on this issue.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 02:04 PM (uCjyK)

Uh....

/Looks at the Crusades, and every time the Pope had to sign off on a King being King...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 02:05 PM (QAkQ3)

496 It's a shame Father Guido Sarducci was not available for this position

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 02:05 PM (ke82b)

497 487 Gonna give him a break and see how he handles things. Pope Leo I'm praying for you to serve all Catholics respectfully.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

Amen

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 08, 2025 02:05 PM (rT96s)

498 476 I like chili, cheese, onions, and pickled jalapenos on hot dogs It doesn't like me so much these days though
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:03 PM (2VST1)

That is an acceptable choice, although it sounds like that would be difficult to eat without making a mess.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 02:06 PM (uCjyK)

499 Ed Martin's nomination for US attorney for DC has been pulled by Trump.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 08, 2025 02:06 PM (fYqyq)

500 I wonder if he considers himself Peruvian, he did give a big shout out to Peru

Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 02:06 PM (FZn/N)

501
So the Pope walks into a mosque...
and the Imam says 'Why the wrong faith?'

Posted by: Tip your waitress at May 08, 2025 02:06 PM (UbjG+)

502 Pope Bob.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at May 08, 2025 02:05 PM (QFUtX)

Is that better or worse than Microsoft Bob?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 02:06 PM (VNX3d)

503 A good Pope can have a very strong impact on the world. Even if you aren't Catholic, you saw it happen with JPII. He had collaboration and had the courage to act. We don't always see that. Anything at all can and will happen. Like I said earlier hold on to your butts.

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 02:06 PM (oper7)

504 In da name of Da Fadder, and Da Son...
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 02:04 PM (qwx/I)

Up yonda lies the castle of my Fadder. It has many rooms.

Posted by: Pope Robert at May 08, 2025 02:06 PM (Aqu9a)

505 477
Our Favorite President(tm) should sign an EO declaring the "B.C." and "A.D." the Official U.S. designations of calendar demarkations.

Enough with the anti-Christian fake "b.c.e." and "c.e." bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas
-----------------

Amen

Anno Domini

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 02:06 PM (lCWOD)

506 Catsup and yellow mustard on hotdogs.

Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2025 02:06 PM (aYmFI)

507 I'm not sure what the proper thing is to say to Catholics in this situation - but I respectfully say it to you Catholic Hordelings.
Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (vf0Y9)

You can say that you wish that this Pope leads the Church and Catholics wisely and closer to God.

As a Catholic, that's what I hope.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 02:06 PM (8avO+)

508 >>I love that man.


He's naturally hilarious.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 02:06 PM (ke82b)

509 there's a website devoted to w virginia hot dogs. steamed white bread bun with, if i recall correctly, mustard, chopped onion, cole slaw and chili sauce. sounds like what you'd do if the hot dog tasted like cardboard.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2025 02:06 PM (CWTWj)

510 I'm Catholic and I am not disturbed or surprised by Leo's stance on immigration. I'd guess that 99% of Catholic clergy hold the same views--not so their congregants, however. And the Pope has no legal say in what immigration policy countries have.

That said, he is a registered Republican and is pro-life. That right there is a huge improvement over Francis.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 08, 2025 02:07 PM (3ImbR)

511 Our Favorite President(tm) should sign an EO declaring the "B.C." and "A.D." the Official U.S. designations of calendar demarkations.

For all federal documentation, yeah I agree. And nail colleges and organizations with no fed dollars if they use that stupid BCE crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:07 PM (2VST1)

512 499 Ed Martin's nomination for US attorney for DC has been pulled by Trump.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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Those four senators need a knee cap job.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 02:07 PM (lCWOD)

513 >> Instead they vote on who is forwarded to be a priest.

And? Are your mother or sisters your equal, and therefore able to make honest judgments?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 02:07 PM (KPGMW)

514 It's the Church's official position and has been for a long time. Taking care of the poor, etc.

They're an international organization that has existed for 2000 years, they can't / shouldn't change church positions based on modern day political fights in various first world countries.

That said, we are all free to (and absolutely should) ignore them on this issue.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 02:04 PM (uCjyK)

Agreed.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 02:07 PM (l3YAf)

515 "We are often worried about teaching doctrine, but we risk forgetting that our first duty is to communicate the beauty and joy of knowing Jesus,"...

Wait -- they elected a Christian to be the new Pope?? That's a change.

Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 02:07 PM (pMi6S)

516 510 That said, he is a registered Republican and is pro-life. That right there is a huge improvement over Francis.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 08, 2025 02:07 PM (3ImbR)

=======

Even Francis regularly talked about the evils of abortion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

517 a d 1 - anno donald 1

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2025 02:07 PM (CWTWj)

518 So Prevost is a progressive. They have taken control of the Church and won't let go. Kinda like democrats in California.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 02:07 PM (G0vdT)

519 Trump: "Buttigieg...drives to work on his bicycle with his husband on the back which is a nice loving relationship"
===
Is that real???? OMG...lol

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 02:07 PM (oper7)

520 "God Bless America"
vs
Battle Hymn of the Republic
vs
Lee Greenwood
vs
chanting USA USA USA

discuss

Posted by: hurricane567 at May 08, 2025 02:08 PM (VvDvG)

521 Uh....

/Looks at the Crusades, and every time the Pope had to sign off on a King being King...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 02:05 PM (QAkQ3)

Crusades were (in the Church's view) a Holy War to protect the Holy Land from the savages.

All the being involved in politics stuff is a big reason why the Church is now, on paper, not involved in politics.

Because political issues can often conflict with religious issues (immigration being a big one).

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 02:08 PM (uCjyK)

522 That is an acceptable choice, although it sounds like that would be difficult to eat without making a mess.

Yeah you practically have to eat it with a spoon. Really good though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:08 PM (2VST1)

523 May God bless the new Pope and guide him on the righteous path.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 02:08 PM (lCWOD)

524 Sounds like selecting Pope is like getting a Supreme Court Judge...

You really have no idea what the idiot is gonna do once in office.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 02:08 PM (QAkQ3)

525 470 And why don't these wokeists also say they are on land once the land of dinosaurs? No love anymore for extinct species?
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 01:59 PM (aBgBM)

Fuck those guys, what about us? At least we’re mammalian!

Posted by: Wooly Mammoth at May 08, 2025 02:02 PM (l3YAf)


The Wokesters cannot acknowledge they are on the ancestral land of you guys, American horses, and similar time-frame extinct species, because they may have to admit the ancestral home-turf Maddoquois or whatever tribe made you guys extinct.

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 02:08 PM (aBgBM)

526 His fadder was a mudder...

Posted by: Kramer at May 08, 2025 02:08 PM (UbjG+)

527 IrishEi. That's good. Although if Francis had been a registered Republican I'd be really worried about voter issues. Just kidding.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 08, 2025 02:09 PM (2NHgQ)

528 I'm a Protestant so my opinion doesn't count for much but I think I'll cheer him on unless he makes me set my hair on fire.

Posted by: Grammie's phone at May 08, 2025 02:09 PM (0wFhD)

529 b c - before calvin

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2025 02:09 PM (CWTWj)

530 Enough with the anti-Christian fake "b.c.e." and "c.e." bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas
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Amen

Anno Domini
Posted by: Braenyard


Which does not accurately reflect the year in which Christ was born.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 02:09 PM (77rzZ)

531 Gonna give him a break and see how he handles things. Pope Leo I'm praying for you to serve all Catholics respectfully.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

I'm praying that he serves our Lord faithfully, but, I'm in agreement, he gets the opportunity to show himself.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at May 08, 2025 02:09 PM (QFUtX)

532 Shouldn't the Pope be doing something about this India/Pakistan thing?

Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2025 02:09 PM (aYmFI)

533 Cannot fault Francis about abortion… about the only thing…

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 02:09 PM (PCK5/)

534 Ed Martin's nomination for US attorney for DC has been pulled by Trump.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
---------------


This just shows you how corrupt DC is. It's the blob and everybody protects everybody because they all could go to jail.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 02:09 PM (G0vdT)

535 Those four senators need a knee cap job.

The Senate Majority Leader had the power to force them, but chose not to. You don't want to work with our party's leader and the president of the United States? "OK no more party funds. And you're off this committee."

Democrats have no problem with this, they know how it works.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:09 PM (2VST1)

536 >>"God Bless America"
vs
Battle Hymn of the Republic
vs
Lee Greenwood
vs
chanting USA USA USA

discuss



Yes to all of them? Different events/occasions call for different expressions.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 02:10 PM (ke82b)

537 532 Shouldn't the Pope be doing something about this India/Pakistan thing?
Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2025 02:09 PM (aYmFI)

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Like what?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

538 But was it a fair and clean election?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2025 02:10 PM (ynpvh)

539 I always read and say Before Christ's Era whenever I see BCE.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 08, 2025 02:10 PM (WufCL)

540 I just wanna know when some goddamn Pope is gonna finally open the Ark of the Covenant and release the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to kickstart Armageddon. I'm tired of waiting.

Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 02:10 PM (pMi6S)

541 OT

BREAKING - Rep. Anna Paulina Luna has introduced legislation to repeal the Patriot Act. The bill aims to roll back post-9/11 surveillance powers in a major push to restore civil liberties.

like that will happen

Posted by: brak at May 08, 2025 02:10 PM (jGJov)

542 Skimming around X, I've noticed there a whole lot of non-Catholics who are now seemingly experts on Catholic doctrine and have strong opinions on who should be the Catholic pope.

Interesting. These people really are experts on all subjects at all times, it's remarkable.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 02:10 PM (uCjyK)

543 That said, he is a registered Republican and is pro-life. That right there is a huge improvement over Francis.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 08, 2025 02:07 PM (3ImbR)

=======

Even Francis regularly talked about the evils of abortion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:07 PM (GBKbO)
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Francis was strong on certain issues, but bent over and stuck his ass in the air for others. I fear the new pope is the same or even worse. I can’t imagine they’d choose an American pope unless the guy was all-in on global homo commie bullshit.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 08, 2025 02:10 PM (aeiyZ)

544 I'm Catholic and I am not disturbed or surprised by Leo's stance on immigration. I'd guess that 99% of Catholic clergy hold the same views--not so their congregants, however. And the Pope has no legal say in what immigration policy countries have.

That said, he is a registered Republican and is pro-life. That right there is a huge improvement over Francis.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 08, 2025 02:07 PM

Except Catholic charities has screwed up numerous cities. So sorry. F them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 08, 2025 02:10 PM (ewjUl)

545 537 532 Shouldn't the Pope be doing something about this India/Pakistan thing?
Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2025 02:09 PM (aYmFI)

=======

Like what?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

Excommunication seems off the table...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2025 02:10 PM (ynpvh)

546 No hot dogs in Paradise.
Posted by: J. Buffett
......

Next you'll tell me no beer.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 02:10 PM (v0R5T)

547 I am a committed Protestant… I sincerely wish the new Pope well… he leads a LOT of fellow Christians…

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 02:11 PM (PCK5/)

548 Coming soon: POPE with Jason Statham. He's all out of forgiveness

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:11 PM (2VST1)

549 Like what?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:10 PM (GBKbO)
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Like fixing it?

Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2025 02:11 PM (aYmFI)

550 This former Catholic will simply pray the new Pope proves to be a worthy shepherd for the flock entrusted to him.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 08, 2025 02:11 PM (OUMaO)

551 >>>Pope Leo went to his office and composed this now famous prayer to St. Michael the Archangel and assigned it to be recited after Low Mass, a position it occupied until Vatican II.
~~~~~

It's back and is said at the end of mass again. Pretty awesome prayer and young boys at mass tend to say it with gusto. LOL

St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host,
by the Power of God, cast into hell Satan
and all the evil spirits, who prowl through the world
seeking the ruin of souls. Amen

Posted by: IrishEi at May 08, 2025 02:11 PM (3ImbR)

552 Pope Leo Getz, cuz whatever you want, Leo gets.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

553 BREAKING NEWS: Olive Garden announces FREE extra breadsticks in honor of new Pope Leo XIV.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2025 02:12 PM (Aqu9a)

554 543 Francis was strong on certain issues, but bent over and stuck his ass in the air for others. I fear the new pope is the same or even worse. I can’t imagine they’d choose an American pope unless the guy was all-in on global homo commie bullshit.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 08, 2025 02:10 PM (aeiyZ)

=========

I don't know what to expect.

Probably pro-migrant rhetoric. Probably less allowance of heresy. Probably less of a push for gay things.

It's a guess. An improvement over Francis, but not what we could have gotten with Sarah.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

555 Coming soon: POPE with Jason Statham. He's all out of forgiveness
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:11 PM (2VST1)



TAKE MY MONEY!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

556 519 Trump: "Buttigieg...drives to work on his bicycle with his husband on the back which is a nice loving relationship"
===
Is that real???? OMG...lol
Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 02:07 PM (oper7)
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He did but he said it with sincerity. Whishing there was a larger hint of sarcasm.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 02:12 PM (G0vdT)

557 Catsup and yellow mustard on hotdogs.
Posted by: Weasel
.....

What the heck is "catsup"?

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 02:12 PM (v0R5T)

558
Excommunication seems off the table...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2025 02:10 PM (ynpvh)


But he should reinstate Vigano!

Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 02:12 PM (FZn/N)

559
They're an international organization that has existed for 2000 years, they can't / shouldn't change church positions based on modern day political fights in various first world countries
===
Any purely human institution run with such knavish imbecility would never have lasted so long. You don't have to believe it is protected by the Holy Spirit. I do. But consider the fact that it remains, despite all ...

Posted by: Hilare Belloc ish quote at May 08, 2025 02:12 PM (oper7)

560 The Left is really hoping that Pope Leo will stop Trump. These are the same people that yap about "separation of church and state."

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2025 02:12 PM (lXCUP)

561 Actually a Maserati with a dodge engine isn’t a bad thing. Maseratis are beautiful but are piece of shit mechanically. A dodge engine while not Toyota quality, is infinitely better quality than what Italians can build.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:58 PM (ImXfC)

Dodge is Fiat now, yes?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 02:12 PM (i24o9)

562 549 Like what?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:10 PM (GBKbO)
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Like fixing it?
Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2025 02:11 PM (aYmFI)

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How?

What power does the religious head of a Church with precious few adherents in both countries, ruled by secular leaders of different religions, have?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

563 Which does not accurately reflect the year in which Christ was born.

Yeah I have seen really good arguments for about 7 BC to around 4 AD. But the concept is there; this is why the year -1 to 1 breaks, because Jesus was born around this time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:12 PM (2VST1)

564 >> BREAKING - Rep. Anna Paulina Luna has introduced legislation to repeal the Patriot Act. The bill aims to roll back post-9/11 surveillance powers in a major push to restore civil liberties.

Show us your twin towers, Anna!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 02:12 PM (l3YAf)

565 549 Like what?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:10 PM (GBKbO)
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Like fixing it?
Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2025 02:11 PM (aYmFI)

While God does work in mysterious ways, I have a hard time imagining a Catholic Pope is going to convince Hindu Indians or Muslim Pakistani's to listen to reason.

But maybe.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 02:13 PM (uCjyK)

566 People within the Jesuit order have single handily undermined the Church’s teaching and corrupted learning institutions. Their boundless obsessions with “modernizing” the church through the subversion, and misapplication of Christ’s teachings are an abomination. You should at a minimum praise the Lords Holy Name we received an Augustinian who takes a facts based, Gospel centric approach.

On the end, Jesus Christ is the head of the church and his teachings speak to many on their own. Nonetheless, the Pope who helps guide the church needs to ensure there are guardrails. IMVHO opinion Francis broke through those on several fronts. I don’t believe this Pope will

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 02:13 PM (KPGMW)

567 Ketchup on a hot dog is sacrilegious, my son. Two Our Fathers and two Hail Mary's.

Posted by: Archer at May 08, 2025 02:13 PM (IDphi)

568 The square cut thin is also a masterpiece that doesn't get the marketing that the deep dish gets... I blame big pan.

Sounds like Detroit style, if the sauce goes to the edge
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Dude! It's authentic Italian! Pizza pizza! It's in the name!

Posted by: Little Caesar's at May 08, 2025 02:13 PM (JCZqz)

569 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

Kind of a deep cut but funny

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 02:13 PM (MNQG6)

570 Our Favorite President(tm) should sign an EO declaring the "B.C." and "A.D." the Official U.S. designations of calendar demarkations.

Enough with the anti-Christian fake "b.c.e." and "c.e." bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas
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Amen

Anno Domini
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 02:06 PM (lCWOD)

I thought at least if the secularists were gonna define a new start of the year counting all sciency like they would at least fix that there is no year 0 and thus math using year dates crossing 1 BC and 1 AD gets the numbers wrong.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 02:13 PM (8avO+)

571 I just wanna know when some goddamn Pope is gonna finally open the Ark of the Covenant and release the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to kickstart Armageddon. I'm tired of waiting.

Posted by: zombie


They gotta figure out which warehouse they stashed it in. Or get those priests in Axum to sign off. Depending who you believe.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 08, 2025 02:13 PM (OUMaO)

572 549 Like what?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:10 PM (GBKbO)
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Like fixing it?

Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2025 02:11 PM (aYmFI)

Fix it like a vet?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2025 02:13 PM (ynpvh)

573
Dodge is Fiat now, yes?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 02:12 PM (i24o9)



Has been for a while now. That's why they went RAM Trucks. No one will buy a Fiat truck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

574 6 BC for the time of the birth of Jesus seems very plausible.

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 02:13 PM (PCK5/)

575 What the heck is "catsup"?
Posted by: wth


I'd advise not ordering it at a Chinese restaurant.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 02:14 PM (77rzZ)

576 548 Coming soon: POPE with Jason Statham. He's all out of forgiveness
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:11 PM (2VST1)
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I’ve come here to forgive and kick ass. And I’m all out of forgiveness.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 08, 2025 02:14 PM (aeiyZ)

577
Kind of a deep cut but funny
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 02:13 PM (MNQG6)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

578 VOTE VANCE!

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith just wants to vote for Vance at May 08, 2025 02:14 PM (MUxmT)

579 >> BREAKING - Rep. Anna Paulina Luna has introduced legislation to repeal the Patriot Act. The bill aims to roll back post-9/11 surveillance powers in a major push to restore civil liberties.

Show us your twin towers, Anna!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 02:12 PM (l3YAf)

Well we have to believe all women so its settled law already now

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 02:14 PM (8avO+)

580 >> Dodge is Fiat now, yes?

Fix It Again, Tony Iacocca.

Seriously, Chrysler suuuuucks.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 02:15 PM (l3YAf)

581 What power does the religious head of a Church with precious few adherents in both countries, ruled by secular leaders of different religions, have?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:12 PM (GBKbO)
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Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2025 02:15 PM (aYmFI)

582 A progressive Pope
Approved by SOROS and the Illuminati
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at May 08, 2025 02:14 PM (MUxmT)

Soros would burst into flames when meeting the Pope.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 02:15 PM (8avO+)

583 >>Except Catholic charities has screwed up numerous cities. So sorry. F them.


Pretty sure DOGE cuts have ended taxpayer funding of those activities by Catholic Charities, which was the source of something like 2/3 of their funds. New Pope has to deal with that, right? Maybe picking an American was more strategic re: keeping the whole thing going? Will be interesting to see what he addresses in his first weeks and months. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 02:15 PM (ke82b)

584 571 I just wanna know when some goddamn Pope is gonna finally open the Ark of the Covenant and release the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to kickstart Armageddon. I'm tired of waiting.

Posted by: zombie

They gotta figure out which warehouse they stashed it in. Or get those priests in Axum to sign off. Depending who you believe.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 08, 2025 02:13 PM (OUMaO)
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We've got top men on it.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 02:15 PM (G0vdT)

585 Enough with the anti-Christian fake "b.c.e." and "c.e." bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas


Before Common Era was the best the commie Ivy League linguists could come-up with to keep b.c.(e.) in use?

Whose Common Era? Why, Western Europeans! I guess the yellows don't count to the Ivy Leaguers when it gets right down to it.

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 02:15 PM (aBgBM)

586
Fix it like a vet?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2025 02:13 PM (ynpvh)
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That'd be one approach!

Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2025 02:16 PM (aYmFI)

587 I seem to recall a prophecy out there that this is the last Pope. Better bring his A-game.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at May 08, 2025 02:16 PM (V362x)

588 Dodge is Fiat now, yes?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 02:12 PM (i24o9)


Has been for a while now. That's why they went RAM Trucks. No one will buy a Fiat truck.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)
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Doge is Stellantis, which is a conglomerate/merger of Doge, Fiat, and PSA (French brands like Peugeot)

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 08, 2025 02:16 PM (aeiyZ)

589 53 Can a US court block the election of an American pope?

I want a Hawaiian judge to try!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 02:16 PM (YSv5G)

590 What power does the religious head of a Church with precious few adherents in both countries, ruled by secular leaders of different religions, have?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:12 PM (GBKbO)
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Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2025 02:15 PM (aYmFI)

A small minority in a 1.5 billion can add up.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 02:16 PM (8avO+)

591 587 I seem to recall a prophecy out there that this is the last Pope. Better bring his A-game.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at May 08, 2025 02:16 PM (V362x)

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The next pope is always the last pope before the end of the world as predicted by someone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:16 PM (GBKbO)

592 I just wanna know when some goddamn Pope is gonna finally open the Ark of the Covenant and release the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to kickstart Armageddon. I'm tired of waiting.

Posted by: zombie

They gotta figure out which warehouse they stashed it in. Or get those priests in Axum to sign off. Depending who you believe.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum
......

I thought it was on Oak Island.
Buried in the mud.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2025 02:16 PM (v0R5T)

593 I can’t wait for the American pope memes.

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at May 08, 2025 02:16 PM (qHgX8)

594
Why does the Pope hate fishing?

Because he has a holy boat.

Posted by: I'm here all week at May 08, 2025 02:16 PM (UbjG+)

595 It's a guess. An improvement over Francis, but not what we could have gotten with Sara
===
There were certainly worse choices. He is not China s man. So that is good. Not one I was hoping for. We'll see how he does.

Posted by: Hilare Belloc ish quote at May 08, 2025 02:17 PM (oper7)

596 Enough with the anti-Christian fake "b.c.e." and "c.e." bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas

The Byzantines never used "BC" and "AD." In fact, they looked down on the usage as a Western pretension.

The Russians did not use it until Peter the Great adopted it.

Show me in the NT where Jesus says, "You shall date the years from the year of my birth."

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 02:17 PM (77rzZ)

597 589 53 Can a US court block the election of an American pope?

I want a Hawaiian judge to try!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 02:16 PM (YSv5G)

Maybe the World Court?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2025 02:17 PM (ynpvh)

598 This pope...has a particular set of skills.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2025 02:17 PM (0HaGk)

599 567 Ketchup on a hot dog is sacrilegious, my son. Two Our Fathers and two Hail Mary's.
Posted by: Archer at May 08, 2025 02:13 PM (IDphi)

/Walks up and nails a Ketchup Ad to the Hot Dog Stand door...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 02:17 PM (QAkQ3)

600 597 589 53 Can a US court block the election of an American pope?

I want a Hawaiian judge to try!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 02:16 PM (YSv5G)

Maybe the World Court?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2025 02:17 PM (ynpvh)

Or the People's Court?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2025 02:17 PM (ynpvh)

601 Pope Bob in 2012 spoke against LGBT beliefs as being against gospel. Definitely not Pope Frankie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 02:17 PM (vmkyp)

602 Hell, I'm gonna laugh my ass off when someone from the Taliban gets a peace prize for negotiating an end to the kashmir war.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 02:17 PM (VoAdT)

603 I am not RC but I drink their cola.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2025 02:17 PM (63Dwl)

604 We've got top men on it.
Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 02:15 PM (G0vdT)

DOGE had it found a month and a half ago.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 02:17 PM (8avO+)

605 I can’t wait for the American pope memes.
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at May 08, 2025 02:16 PM (qHgX

The Fresh Pope of . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2025 02:18 PM (Aqu9a)

606 Gotta start counting from somewhere, yes??? Anyone have a better alternative????

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 02:18 PM (PCK5/)

607 599 567 Ketchup on a hot dog is sacrilegious, my son. Two Our Fathers and two Hail Mary's.
Posted by: Archer at May 08, 2025 02:13 PM (IDphi)

/Walks up and nails a Ketchup Ad to the Hot Dog Stand door...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 02:17 PM (QAkQ3)

Food for the Wurms

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2025 02:18 PM (ynpvh)

608 Show me in the NT where Jesus says, "You shall date the years from the year of my birth."

Its nowhere BUT... we have adopted it globally as the system, and changing it to BCE and CE is idiotic and self defeating.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:18 PM (2VST1)

609 >>Coming soon: POPE with Jason Statham. He's all out of forgiveness
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:11 PM (2VST1)


>>TAKE MY MONEY!!!


DITTO!


Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 02:18 PM (ke82b)

610 All I can think of when I hear his name is Uncle Leo from Seinfeld.

Posted by: Troofer at May 08, 2025 02:18 PM (ASvvW)

611 >>> 581 What power does the religious head of a Church with precious few adherents in both countries, ruled by secular leaders of different religions, have?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:12 PM (GBKbO)
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Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2025 02:15 PM (aYmFI)

I thought Francis was dead.

I don't get it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 08, 2025 02:18 PM (Vqx30)

612 542 Skimming around X, I've noticed there a whole lot of non-Catholics who are now seemingly experts on Catholic doctrine and have strong opinions on who should be the Catholic pope.

Interesting. These people really are experts on all subjects at all times, it's remarkable.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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About like Europeans weighing on the US Presidential race.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 02:18 PM (ctrM5)

613 Hell, I'm gonna laugh my ass off when someone from the Taliban gets a peace prize for negotiating an end to the kashmir war.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 02:17 PM (VoAdT)

Still better than the Arafat pick.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 02:18 PM (8avO+)

614 57 Varieties > 95 Theses

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 02:18 PM (VoAdT)

615 596 Enough with the anti-Christian fake "b.c.e." and "c.e." bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas

The Byzantines never used "BC" and "AD." In fact, they looked down on the usage as a Western pretension.

The Russians did not use it until Peter the Great adopted it.

Show me in the NT where Jesus says, "You shall date the years from the year of my birth."
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 02:17 PM (77rzZ)

Oh, sorry, that was in the part of the Bible that Ceasar threw out...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2025 02:18 PM (QAkQ3)

616 195 I'm not sure what the proper thing is to say to Catholics in this situation - but I respectfully say it to you Catholic Hordelings.
Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (vf0Y9)

I'm pretty sure it is mazel tov.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 01:33 PM (i24o9)

196 I'm not sure what the proper thing is to say to Catholics in this situation - but I respectfully say it to you Catholic Hordelings.
Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2025 01:31 PM (vf0Y9)

What's the Latin for Mazel Tov?
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2025 01:34 PM (Aqu9a)

The Horde mind is a beautiful thing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 08, 2025 02:19 PM (dadcM)

617 Except Catholic charities has screwed up numerous cities. So sorry. F them.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 08, 2025 02:10 PM (ewjUl)
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Sadly, Catholic Charities is a well-connected and well-funded political NGO. It's too bad that the media rarely mentions the many Protestant and Jewish organizations that are just as complicit.

Much the same as how they concentrate on the odious Catholic clergy pedophiles, when as a percent of their population, they are far fewer than percentage of lay teachers who are pedophiles.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 08, 2025 02:19 PM (3ImbR)

618 608 Show me in the NT where Jesus says, "You shall date the years from the year of my birth."

Its nowhere BUT... we have adopted it globally as the system, and changing it to BCE and CE is idiotic and self defeating.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:18 PM (2VST1)

The Jews have their system...
The Ethiopians have their system...
The Muzzies have their system...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2025 02:19 PM (ynpvh)

619 A Pope from Chicago.

I can hear Harry Caray now.......

HOLY COW!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

620 Why does the Pope hate fishing?

Because he has a holy boat.
Posted by: I'm here all week

Get some Flex Seal!!!
whoooo doggie

Posted by: Phil Swift at May 08, 2025 02:20 PM (v0R5T)

621 Pope Bob in 2012 spoke against LGBT beliefs as being against gospel. Definitely not Pope Frankie
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Pope Frankie was anti trans.

Posted by: Hilare Belloc ish quote at May 08, 2025 02:20 PM (oper7)

622 I seem to recall a prophecy out there that this is the last Pope. Better bring his A-game.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese


Meh. "St. Malachy's" list is pretty well established as bunk. None know the day, anyway.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 08, 2025 02:20 PM (OUMaO)

623 606 Gotta start counting from somewhere, yes??? Anyone have a better alternative????

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 02:18 PM (PCK5/)


Founding of Rome. We'd be in year 2779. I think.

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 02:20 PM (aBgBM)

624 Nood Biden Graft

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2025 02:20 PM (ynpvh)

625 499 Ed Martin's nomination for US attorney for DC has been pulled by Trump.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 08, 2025 02:06 PM (fYqyq)

Damn...

Posted by: Inogame at May 08, 2025 02:20 PM (53oGX)

626 So...what's the post-conclave party like?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 02:20 PM (GBKbO)

627 The Pope can pray like everyone else, for peace and stability in India and Pakistan. And for the salvation of all of them. They need Jesus, like we all do.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 02:20 PM (2VST1)

628 This smacks too much of 'royalty for my American blood. Put him and King Chuck in the same category. Neither of them would give me the time of day if I stopped to help fix a flat tire on the Popemobile...or in Charles' case the Chuckmobile. I've got no use for the pomp or the gape-mouthed adoration.

And back in the day my dad 'buzzed' the Pope on June 6, 1944 in a Stinson L4 single engine observation plane.

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 02:21 PM (HOX+I)

629 621 Pope Bob in 2012 spoke against LGBT beliefs as being against gospel. Definitely not Pope Frankie
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Pope Frankie was anti trans.

Posted by: Hilare Belloc ish quote at May 08, 2025 02:20 PM (oper7)

But pro commie

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2025 02:21 PM (ynpvh)

630 Ace has enstompened his self-enstompening by making the Halperin thing a

NOOD

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 08, 2025 02:21 PM (Vqx30)

631 Whoever was chosen met the two-third majority required to be named -- meaning at least 89 votes from the 133 cardinals who joined the conclave voted in their favor.

And, technically, his 217 votes are greater than 89, so he's in.

Posted by: Venezuela's Dominion Voting Systems. at May 08, 2025 02:21 PM (G7MqD)

632 Hell, I'm gonna laugh my ass off when someone from the Taliban gets a peace prize for negotiating an end to the kashmir war.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 02:17 PM (VoAdT)

Pope Leo I met Attila the Hun in North Italy and got him to turn aside from attacking Rome. Some low thinkers ascribe it to some secret bribery, but a Pope from Chicago know how things work

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 02:21 PM (8avO+)

633 >"Soros would burst into flames when meeting the Pope."

That would depend on who the Pope is.

Posted by: Just reporting at May 08, 2025 02:21 PM (Q7zVt)

634 Its nowhere BUT... we have adopted it globally as the system, and changing it to BCE and CE is idiotic and self defeating.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

So it's in common use globally. So, that does indeed make it the "Common Era," no?

Dude it's a calendrical convention. How in the world is changing what' it's called idiotic or self-defeating?

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 02:22 PM (77rzZ)

635 The Byzantines never used "BC" and "AD." In fact, they looked down on the usage as a Western pretension.

The Russians did not use it until Peter the Great adopted it.

Show me in the NT where Jesus says, "You shall date the years from the year of my birth."
Posted by: Bulg
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Using bce and ce is worse. Or mebbe you prefer the Assyrian calendar. We have a fix on an eclipse in Ninevah that corresponds with Jewish events. We could label timelines as before Assyrian and after Assyria.

Mayan calendar does not work as by their calculations, we are all dead now.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 02:22 PM (ctrM5)

636 c.e. = Christian Era
b.c.e. = Before the Christian Era

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 02:22 PM (YSv5G)

637 601 Pope Bob in 2012 spoke against LGBT beliefs as being against gospel. Definitely not Pope Frankie
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Lemma look that up...ah, here it is, page 637:

"‘Thou shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; for it is an abomination." -- Leviticus, 18:22.

Well, that clears things up a bit.

Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 02:22 PM (pMi6S)

638 I was hoping for one of those hard bitten African cardinals for pope.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at May 08, 2025 02:22 PM (g8Ew8)

639 Re Ed Martin's appointment. I have a feeling that Thom Tillis is going to regret what he did.

If I were Trump, I would name Martin as a special investigator of the Courts and Congress for collusion with big donors and corruption with the public fisc.

Grand Inquisitor of DOGE has a certain ring to it of traditionalism.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 02:24 PM (ctrM5)

640 I can’t wait for the American pope memes.
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at May 08, 2025 02:16 PM (qHgX

The Fresh Pope of . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2025 02:18 PM (Aqu9a)

Cubs games are now an official Sacrament.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 02:24 PM (8avO+)

641
Show me in the NT where Jesus says, "You shall date the years from the year of my birth."
Posted by: Bulg


Same place as He tells us to celebrate His birthday on December 25th. It's in the book of It Doesn't Matter, chapter Just Do It, and verse Shut Up.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 02:25 PM (ZUOEn)

642 I am not a fan of "low T" Popes.

Posted by: Trump Tweets I'd like to see at May 08, 2025 02:25 PM (oper7)

643
Show me in the NT where Jesus says, "You shall date the years from the year of my birth."
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 02:17 PM (77rzZ)

It's right here in the "I can proclaim anything I want" clause. Nyah!!

Posted by: Hack In Black Sir James Boasberg at May 08, 2025 02:25 PM (5xuJ/)

644 542 Skimming around X, I've noticed there a whole lot of non-Catholics who are now seemingly experts on Catholic doctrine and have strong opinions on who should be the Catholic pope.

Interesting. These people really are experts on all subjects at all times, it's remarkable.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 02:10 PM (uCjyK)

Bishop Sheen said that not 10 people hate the Catholic Church, but many hate what they think the Catholic Church is. If they knew the Truth, they would not think as they do.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 02:25 PM (a4NoL)

645 Pope, schmope, whatever...

Will there be fried chicken at Wednesday night supper next week?

Posted by: Southern Baptists everywhere at May 08, 2025 02:25 PM (UbjG+)

646 506 Catsup and yellow mustard on hotdogs.
Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2025 02:06 PM (aYmFI)

The gastronomic version of the .45 vs 9mm argument.

Hi Weasel!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 08, 2025 02:25 PM (dadcM)

647 I was hoping for one of those hard bitten African cardinals for pope.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at May 08, 2025 02:22 PM (g8Ew

They need a little more time to sharpen their Assegai

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 02:26 PM (8avO+)

648 Food for the Wurms
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

********

ISWYDT

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 02:26 PM (HOX+I)

649 If I were Trump, I would name Martin as a special investigator of the Courts and Congress for collusion with big donors and corruption with the public fisc.
Grand Inquisitor of DOGE has a certain ring to it of traditionalism.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 02:24 PM (ctrM5)
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^^^ This! And the J6 investigation too--that seems to bother Tillis a lot.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 08, 2025 02:26 PM (3ImbR)

650
Recycled Nood

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 02:27 PM (ZUOEn)

651 Bishop Sheen said that not 10 people hate the Catholic Church, but many hate what they think the Catholic Church is.
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He is naive. I get his point, but he totally forgets about the Satan worshippers

Posted by: Trump Tweets I'd like to see at May 08, 2025 02:27 PM (oper7)

652 Show me in the NT where Jesus says, "You shall date the years from the year of my birth."
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 02:17 PM (77rzZ)

It's right here in the "I can proclaim anything I want" clause. Nyah!!
Posted by: Hack In Black Sir James Boasberg at May 08, 2025 02:25 PM (5xuJ/)

The fact that the number chosen is off by 4 or more years shows the fallibility of man. King Herod died 4 BC, who Jesus and Mary fled from into Egypt.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 02:28 PM (8avO+)

653 Show me in the NT where Jesus says, "You shall date the years from the year of my birth."
Posted by: Bulg

It was a system of time unlike the previous, which dated things from "the time of" whomever, and so was not reliable and was quite variable. It was calculated by a monk who got a bit of it wrong, so that Jesus was probably NOT born precisely between BC and AD, but he got close. It is based on the fact that the Incarnation of Christ was the one, single, defining moment of history.

Pretty sure it wasn't in the Bible, but then, not everything is.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 02:28 PM (a4NoL)

654 He is naive. I get his point, but he totally forgets about the Satan worshippers
Posted by: Trump Tweets I'd like to see at May 08, 2025 02:27 PM (oper7)

Most of them copy the rituals so exactly but reversed it might count as prayer.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 02:29 PM (8avO+)

655 639 Re Ed Martin's appointment. I have a feeling that Thom Tillis is going to regret what he did.
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Tillis spent his political capital on keeping the corruption in Washington DC alive. He has no shame about this.

Scott Pressler, Charlie Kirk, Steve Bannon, and the other organizers are probably meeting to discuss their primarying plans in the next few days.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 08, 2025 02:30 PM (dadcM)

656 He is naive. I get his point, but he totally forgets about the Satan worshippers
Posted by: Trump Tweets I'd like to see at May 08, 2025 02:27 PM (oper7)

The point is that the Satan worshippers do not know what the Catholic Church is, not that they don't hate. There are a lot of strawmen out there.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 02:30 PM (a4NoL)

657 Which does not accurately reflect the year in which Christ was born.
Posted by: Bulg
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So?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 02:31 PM (lCWOD)

658 So another leftist. Predictable

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 08, 2025 02:33 PM (7YHS3)

659 >>>It was a system of time unlike the previous, which dated things from "the time of" whomever, and so was not reliable and was quite variable. It was calculated by a monk who got a bit of it wrong, so that Jesus was probably NOT born precisely between BC and AD, but he got close. It is based on the fact that the Incarnation of Christ was the one, single, defining moment of history.

Pretty sure it wasn't in the Bible, but then, not everything is.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Thank you.

Arguments for arguments sake are a hindrance.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 02:34 PM (lCWOD)

660 The Pope is just another man and to put our trust in a man is setting yourself up for failure.

Put your trust in the Word as it will never fail.

"In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was with God in the beginning. Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it."

John 1:1-5 (NIV)

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 08, 2025 02:35 PM (VkY89)

661 Dude it's a calendrical convention. How in the world is changing what' it's called idiotic or self-defeating?
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 02:22 PM (77rzZ)

Its like making Pluto not a planet for no reason.

Nobody sensible minded that AD and BC were in Latin or referred to religious people. Some dopes at a convention pushed it through and now people have to use different letters.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 02:35 PM (8avO+)

662 -----

Tillis spent his political capital on keeping the corruption in Washington DC alive. He has no shame about this.

Scott Pressler, Charlie Kirk, Steve Bannon, and the other organizers are probably meeting to discuss their primarying plans in the next few days.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
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So far Shanahan hasn't thrown any money/weight in.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 02:36 PM (lCWOD)

663 The left will hate the new pope is he doesn't come out swinging against Trump. And water is wet.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 02:39 PM (36PRH)

664 Prevost is just another open borders turd bag.

Posted by: p-squared at May 08, 2025 02:40 PM (0prFs)

665 Same place as He tells us to celebrate His birthday on December 25th. It's in the book of It Doesn't Matter, chapter Just Do It, and verse Shut Up.
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 02:25 PM (ZUOEn)

The move showed a lot of practicality. Jesus probably was born in the spring, since the shepherds were out with the sheep which implies lambing time. But in Rome when they moved out into the Empire everyone was having a merry festival where families gave gifts to each other and friends and did other fun stuff. Remove some temptation to backslide by having your own with much the same rituals you can share with non Christians.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 02:41 PM (8avO+)

666 Thumbs down from Ann Barnhardt. "Abject disaster".

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 08, 2025 02:42 PM (eQQhT)

667 having a merry festival

With festive little hats!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 02:47 PM (iULbp)

668 LOL @ # above

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 08, 2025 02:48 PM (eQQhT)

669 He looks really creepy, which I guess is appropriate.

Posted by: BonnieBlue at May 08, 2025 03:34 PM (mS+Df)

670 Hoping he's a Cubs fan because a White Sox fan would be a sure sign of the Anti-Christ and END TIMES!

-SLZ

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at May 08, 2025 04:02 PM (e/Osv)

671 The Cardinals elect a Cubs fan to lead the Padres.

Posted by: Darles Chickens at May 08, 2025 04:24 PM (vOKvj)

672 When a church, any church of any size, believes it is contained withing the walls of a building or the elaborate or simple vestments of officers, that ceases being a church and becomes a tribe.

The same profession of faith that calls me to believe in our Lord and Savior is repelled by the ears and by the hearts of those who manufacture scripture and theology rather than trust in it.

I have no faith that the Catholic Church contains a greater quantity of Christians than any other congregation; the highest member of that church is elevated to a post nearer to God but hoisted to it by simple humans. The highest member of the tidy and humble building where I worship maintains a garden and livestock to feed his family. None of our human brethren is of a higher status than the lowest of our number; we are all sinners in the sight of God and are saved not by worship or works but by faith and faith alone.

Posted by: Clear-Eyed Killer at May 08, 2025 04:39 PM (mm9Bq)

673 To the author of #671,The Cardinals elect a Cubs fan to lead the Padres.

That one is gonna cost you some Hail Mary's and several visits to The Booth.

Posted by: Dan Patterson at May 08, 2025 04:40 PM (mm9Bq)

674 Oh lovely...we have another commie pope to deal with.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 08, 2025 05:02 PM (XjTSo)

675 According to Ann Barnhardt, he's a hardcore liberal, and "things are going to get worse" for the Catholic Church.

Posted by: Beverly at May 08, 2025 05:19 PM (Epeb0)

676 It is as I foretold.
The little commie trained Liberation Theology agent from Argentina has been replaced by his carefully chosen successor, a Chicago operative who has gone from Cardinal to Pope in 2 years.

If you thought that the Catholic Church was going off the rails into ruin under Francis, just wait until Leo gets his act going.

You might witness the severance of the African and US diocese from the mother church as the communist dogma overcomes the Holy See at Rome. The new commie Pope will kill the Church and wear its old vestments like a skin suit, because that is what commies do to every good and decent Western institution.

Posted by: B Dubya at May 08, 2025 05:25 PM (AjEcy)

677 That carload of thieves is about as holy as a den of snakes.

Posted by: Unreconstructed and Unsanitary at May 08, 2025 06:02 PM (mm9Bq)

The Indian Army Announces the Death of the Pakistani Terrrorist Who Beheaded American Journalist Daniel Pearl

A terrorist is dead. It's a good day.

I sure hope the Indians gave him Due Process.


The Indian government announced on Thursday that its military had killed the Islamic terrorist who beheaded Jewish-American journalist Daniel Pearl.

The Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP), India's governing party, said that the Indian army killed Pakistani terrorist Abdul Rauf Azhar in "Operation Sindhoor."

A group of Islamist terrorists, including Azhar, kidnapped and murdered Pearl in 2002. The terrorist was affiliated with al-Qaeda and Jaish-e-Mohammed, an Islamist terror group that aims to separate Kashmir from India and fully incorporate it into Pakistan.

Pearl was working as the South Asia bureau chief of The Wall Street Journal and was originally stationed in New Delhi. He moved to Karachi, Pakistan, to investigate terror after the September 11, 2001, attacks in New York City.

On January 23, 2002, Pearl was abducted by Islamist terrorists at a hotel in Karachi. His abductors, who called themselves the National Movement for the Restoration of Pakistani Sovereignty, accused him of being an Israeli spy and sent the US a list of demands if they wanted Pearl freed.

The US government failed to meet the demands. In a video, Pearl stated he was Jewish and had visited Israel multiple times, moments before he was executed.

...

In the BJP announcement, the party said that Azhar was involved in a number of terror activities, including the 1999 hijacking of an Indian Airlines flight, the 2016 Pathankot Air Force base attack, and a 2001 terror attack on the Indian parliament.

The Jerusalem Post previously reported that the operation is targeting two main terror groups in Pakistan. Lashkar-e-Taiba and Jaish-e-Mohammad, of which Azhar was a member.

Will there be fulminations from the Code Pink Right that the US must stop supporting India because it risks World War III? Or will they be quiet because this doesn't involve Israel?

Posted by: Ace at 12:00 PM




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1 Oneth

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 12:00 PM (vmkyp)

2 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 12:01 PM (xcxpd)

3 Afternoon ace. Keep hitting the Islamic terrorist leaders everywhere they are and you might just see deeper and better results

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 12:02 PM (vmkyp)

4 and good

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 12:02 PM (xcxpd)

5 In India - Pakistan warn news apparently there was some sort of aerial "dogfight" over there with up to 125 aircraft involved. I use "dogfight" with the scare quotes because neither side ventured into the other's airspace.

No, they did not actually "dogfight." They shot long range anti-air missiles at each other from dozens, if not close to 100 miles away from each other.

Pakistan is claiming to have downed a half dozen Indian Rafale or Mirage 2000 fighters. No word on how many of Pakistan's Chinese made J-10 fighters India claims to have downed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 12:02 PM (Q4IgG)

6 Will there be fulminations from the Code Pink Right that the US must stop supporting India because it risks World War III? Or will they be quiet because this doesn't involve Israel?

Or... does it?!?! I expect we'll see some of those Jews Control Everything suspicions being aired.

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Code Pink often protests against the Central African Civil war that's been going on since 2012, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:03 PM (GBKbO)

7 warn = war

doh

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 12:03 PM (Q4IgG)

8 Oh, did everyone know where this Azhar was staying, all through the WoT?

Could someone point out to the various IC heads that when the Indian Army is better at something than you are, it means you really suck at it?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 12:03 PM (D7oie)

9 Wait, are we supporting India in this new war? When was that decided?

You know, I didn't have India v. Pakistan on my bingo card for the next war we'd be involved in.

I was betting on Iran. But I did say it could be a complete random one, and here we are, so I'll take it as a partial win.

But I do like that we're diversifying away from the Middle East. We haven't had a good war in Asia in a long time!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 12:04 PM (uCjyK)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 12:04 PM (Zz0t1)

11 I love the smell of dead terrorists in the morning.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 12:04 PM (77rzZ)

12 9 Wait, are we supporting India in this new war? When was that decided?

You know, I didn't have India v. Pakistan on my bingo card for the next war we'd be involved in.

I was betting on Iran. But I did say it could be a complete random one, and here we are, so I'll take it as a partial win.

But I do like that we're diversifying away from the Middle East. We haven't had a good war in Asia in a long time!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 12:04 PM (uCjyK)

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Supporting in what way? Rhetorically?

Or with money?

Because Trump has remained noncommittal and has only said that he wants it to end.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:05 PM (GBKbO)

13 oh no! Here comes the backlash against peaceful Muslims!

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2025 12:05 PM (lXCUP)

14 Will there be fulminations from the Code Pink Right that the US must stop supporting India because it risks World War III? Or will they be quiet because this doesn't involve Israel?


When will they go onsite to protest instead of hanging out here?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

15 Thanks be to G-d.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 12:05 PM (NFX2v)

16 Code Pink often protests against the Central African Civil war that's been going on since 2012, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:03 PM (GBKbO)


No, because the Chinese still think they are winning

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 12:06 PM (D7oie)

17 oh no! Here comes the backlash against peaceful Muslims!

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2025 12:05 PM (lXCUP)

*grabs popcorn*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 12:06 PM (i24o9)

18 Wait, are we supporting India in this new war? When was that decided?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

If they're going after muzzie terrorists, we should support them.

And, remember, Pakistan was the country sheltering Bin Laden.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 12:07 PM (77rzZ)

19 No, because the Chinese still think they are winning
Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 12:06 PM (D7oie)

The Chinese are on both sides of that one, though, so it's kind of a gimme.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 12:07 PM (VoAdT)

20 8 Oh, did everyone know where this Azhar was staying, all through the WoT?

Could someone point out to the various IC heads that when the Indian Army is better at something than you are, it means you really suck at it?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 12:03 PM (D7oie)

I'm sure ISI knew where he was, just like they obviously knew were bin Laden was.

And ISI is a very close partner of the CIA and has been since the Cold War, when the CIA basically created the modern ISI in it's early years to spy on the USSR through the Soviet-Curious country of India. So we can ruminate on that one for a bit.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 12:07 PM (uCjyK)

21 Wait, are we supporting India in this new war? When was that decided?

You know, I didn't have India v. Pakistan on my bingo card for the next war we'd be involved in.

I was betting on Iran. But I did say it could be a complete random one, and here we are, so I'll take it as a partial win.

But I do like that we're diversifying away from the Middle East. We haven't had a good war in Asia in a long time!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 12:04 PM (uCjyK)

If I was Taiwan, I would be pretty nervous right now.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 12:07 PM (i24o9)

22 The Indian Army is in the employ of the joos.

Obviously.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2025 12:07 PM (RIvkX)

23 oh no! Here comes the backlash against peaceful Muslims!

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2025 12:05 PM (lXCUP)

*grabs popcorn*
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 12:06 PM (i24o9)

Buttered or Caramel?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 12:08 PM (VNX3d)

24 smoke

white

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:08 PM (GBKbO)

25 Hopefully things will go nuclear soon. Be good to toast a few million muslims in Pakistan. No one would miss them. As far as India, no one would be able to tell the difference. Might even clean the place up a little.

Posted by: Wernher von Braun, Original Space Daddy and SS Member at May 08, 2025 12:08 PM (imQ+3)

26 https://youtu.be/Uq_REsvdCg0


Momma gimmie my medicine that makes me feel like a tall tree......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

27 7 warn = war

doh
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 12:03 PM (Q4IgG)

Huh! Good God, y'all...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 12:08 PM (xcxpd)

28 New Papa.

Should find out who soon.

I'm guessing another Francis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:08 PM (GBKbO)

29 Supporting in what way? Rhetorically?

Or with money?

Because Trump has remained noncommittal and has only said that he wants it to end.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:05 PM (GBKbO)

Ace is the one who said the US was supporting India, I was under the impression we hadn't gotten there yet, either.

But it also would not surprise me if everyone switches their facebook profile pictures to Indian flags, we let in a few million Indian "refugees" and send India billions of dollars.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 12:08 PM (uCjyK)

30 Buttered or Caramel?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 12:08 PM (VNX3d)

Buttered, of course.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 12:08 PM (i24o9)

31 ‘Indian Army Announces the Death of the Pakistani Terrrorist Who Beheaded American Journalist Daniel Pearl’

The Indians had him in cold storage for a long time ready to be executed whenever India needed brownie points with the US.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 08, 2025 12:09 PM (jbnUc)

32 White smoke

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 12:09 PM (vmkyp)

33 If I was Taiwan, I would be pretty nervous right now.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 12:07 PM (i24o9)

I am still shocked China didn't take Taiwan during Joey Biden's meat-puppet presidency.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 12:09 PM (xcxpd)

34 White smoke
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 12:09 PM (vmkyp)



Bathroom caught fire.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

35 Dear EU,

Here's your chance. Show us how it's done. And don't worry, we pledge the exact same backseat driving you've provided us over the years.

Hugs and Kisses,

THE U.S.A.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 08, 2025 12:10 PM (JN6Jq)

36 ABOUT FRIGGIN TIME!

Posted by: pookysgirl wishes justice would have been faster at May 08, 2025 12:10 PM (Wt5PA)

37 smoke

white
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:08 PM (GBKbO)

I knew it!!!!! I told you guys this will not take long!!!

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:11 PM (g47mK)

38 Black smoke

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 12:11 PM (xcxpd)

39 WHO ?? WHOOOOO???

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:11 PM (g47mK)

40 38 Black smoke
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 12:11 PM (xcxpd)

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It's white.

Only three votes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:12 PM (GBKbO)

41 I hereby issue the writ of necromancy:

Bring that man back to life right now!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at May 08, 2025 12:12 PM (9pcIx)

42 White smoke. Deck chairs on Titanic have been moved!

Posted by: Iceberg Izzy at May 08, 2025 12:12 PM (G5+As)

43 39 WHO ?? WHOOOOO???
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:11 PM (g47mK)

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He's on first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:12 PM (GBKbO)

44 Wait, are we supporting India in this new war? When was that decided?

You know if Biden was still president we'd already be supplying weapons to both sides.

Of course the irony would be our military that would be fighting in Ukraine at the same time wouldn't have enough itself.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 12:12 PM (t0Rmr)

45 wait what ? TJM, you ...YOU...misleader you

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:12 PM (g47mK)

46 45 wait what ? TJM, you ...YOU...misleader you
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:12 PM (g47mK)
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It's definitely white.

People in the crowd are acting like it's white.

It's white.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:13 PM (GBKbO)

47 40 38 Black smoke
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 12:11 PM (xcxpd)

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It's white.

Only three votes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:12 PM (GBKbO)

Latest news update I saw was black smoke, but that was USA Today so....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 12:13 PM (xcxpd)

48 But I do like that we're diversifying away from the Middle East. We haven't had a good war in Asia in a long time!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Yeah it's been a whole, what, 2-3 years since we left Afghanistan?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 08, 2025 12:13 PM (hB7mE)

49 Whitesnake > White smoke

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 08, 2025 12:13 PM (9pcIx)

50 ‘Indian Army Announces the Death of the Pakistani Terrrorist Who Beheaded American Journalist Daniel Pearl’


Ahem, "Accused" Pakistani "Austere Religious Scholar" who was denied due process.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 12:13 PM (t0Rmr)

51 47
Latest news update I saw was black smoke, but that was USA Today so....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 12:13 PM (xcxpd)

======

There was a vote this morning that was black.

I'm watching the live feed. It's white.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:13 PM (GBKbO)

52 yep, white smoke...

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:13 PM (g47mK)

53 The crowd at the Vatican is going nuts. Definitely something you don't see very often. Getting goosebumps

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 12:13 PM (vmkyp)

54 If I was Taiwan, I would be pretty nervous right now.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 12:07 PM (i24o9)

I am still shocked China didn't take Taiwan during Joey Biden's meat-puppet presidency.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 12:09 PM (xcxpd)

Me, too, which compelled the notion for this latest conflagration.

War in Eastern Europe. War in the Middle East. War in South Asia.

Pretty soon we're talking about real world war, and us with our pants down and depleted arms and armament.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 12:13 PM (i24o9)

55 But I do like that we're diversifying away from the Middle East. We haven't had a good war in Asia in a long time!

Ah...the Middle East is mostly in Asia...

Posted by: Some Pedant at May 08, 2025 12:13 PM (t0Rmr)

56 White smoke is racist.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 12:14 PM (i0bTX)

57 there is A LOT of smoke...

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:14 PM (g47mK)

58 Debbie Wasserman Schultz had some Pakistan intel guy deep in her operation. Some drives were found in some garage with all kinds of secrets on them ... nothing much came of it. Sounds like he was a friend of US DeepState, idk.

Yeah, we want India, and Russia as our "allies", against China and the Pakies.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2025 12:14 PM (Cus5s)

59 Me, too, which compelled the notion for this latest conflagration.

War in Eastern Europe. War in the Middle East. War in South Asia.

Pretty soon we're talking about real world war, and us with our pants down and depleted arms and armament.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 12:13 PM (i24o9)

It's like a forest fire...wars tend to spread...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 12:14 PM (xcxpd)

60 People in the crowd are acting like it's white.

It's white.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:13 PM (GBKbO)

It identifies as white.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 12:15 PM (i24o9)

61 But it also would not surprise me if everyone switches their facebook profile pictures to Indian flags, we let in a few million Indian "refugees" and send India billions of dollars.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


It would surprise me. Pretty sure Muslims still outrank Hindus on the Victim Hierarchy scale, so I'd expect Pakistani flags and all that on the Facebook profiles.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 08, 2025 12:15 PM (hB7mE)

62 I guess it's actually the fourth vote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:15 PM (GBKbO)

63 Ultimately, India is a MUCH better partner for us than China or Pakistan, so I hope they ruthlessly beat the Pakistanis down, take a lot of the business fleeing China, and become the dominant force in the region.

And, if the UK doesn't get its act together, they may as well get a huge flood of Pakistani refugees to finish that nation off as well.

Posted by: Military Moron at May 08, 2025 12:15 PM (KRLIN)

64 White smoke means water in the diesel. Not cool.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 12:15 PM (Q4IgG)

65 And ISI is a very close partner of the CIA and has been since the Cold War, when the CIA basically created the modern ISI

And there's no way the wogs could have any self direction or make their own choices, right?

Same old useful idiot stuff we got from the left all through the Cold War.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 08, 2025 12:15 PM (iX1qt)

66 No orange smoke? So it's not Trump then.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 08, 2025 12:16 PM (JN6Jq)

67 Two terrible ideologies have beset mankind:

Islam
Communism

Combined, they are responsible for 90% of the problems in Earth. Both need to be crushed and ultimately eliminated, just like we eliminated polio and smallpox from the civilized world.

Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2025 12:16 PM (pMi6S)

68 3rd vote

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:16 PM (g47mK)

69 NBC News, Cardinals have chosen a new pope, indicated by white smoke rising from the Sistine Chapel's chimney. The identity of the next pontiff is expected to be revealed shortly when he appears on the balcony of St. Peter's Basilica.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 12:16 PM (NFX2v)

70 @64 Vin Diesel is going to be Pope? Thought he was Jewish

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 12:17 PM (vmkyp)

71 Shouldn't the Vatican have a high class masonry or marble chim-o-lee? Not some cheap tin thing that looks like my bathroom ventstack sticking up through the roof. Tacky. Cheep.

Posted by: Disappointed at May 08, 2025 12:17 PM (G5+As)

72 Gee, I sure hope the poor bastard wasn't decapitated.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 08, 2025 12:17 PM (wtvvX)

73 71 Shouldn't the Vatican have a high class masonry or marble chim-o-lee? Not some cheap tin thing that looks like my bathroom ventstack sticking up through the roof. Tacky. Cheep.
Posted by: Disappointed at May 08, 2025 12:17 PM (G5+As)

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It's a temporary thing. The chapel doesn't usually have a fireplace.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:17 PM (GBKbO)

74 >>> Wait, are we supporting India in this new war? When was that decided?
You know, I didn't have India v. Pakistan on my bingo card for the next war we'd be involved in.
I was betting on Iran. But I did say it could be a complete random one, and here we are, so I'll take it as a partial win.
But I do like that we're diversifying away from the Middle East. We haven't had a good war in Asia in a long time!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Blame America First nonsense. This isn't "our war." We have nothing to do with it, apart from having normal good relations with India and cutting a trade deal.

Once again, I see that you're determined to support America's enemies while you CLAIM to just be "neutral."

Get this, neutral means you stay out of it and stop fulminating against every single country fighting Muslim terrorists.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 12:18 PM (KRtlO)

75 White smoke means water in the diesel. Not cool.

Oh, wait...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 12:15 PM


Habeus Popus?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 08, 2025 12:18 PM (kgE5c)

76 The Indian government announced on Thursday that its military had killed the Islamic terrorist who beheaded Jewish-American journalist Daniel Pearl.

The meme (the guy sweating over the choice of a button) of The Left sweating over which flag to post in their bios comes to mind.

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2025 12:18 PM (FdyuK)

77 Has there ever been a legit fire at the conclave? Everyone watching thinking "aww, no new pope today" while the cardinals are yelling "Dammit, Cardinal Steve burnt his toaster strudel again and now the papal kitchen is on fire!"

Or whatever.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 12:19 PM (VoAdT)

78 So, if India nukes Pakistan...

I'm just saying there is an upside here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2025 12:19 PM (bss/y)

79 After harboring Bin Laden, spreading their nuke tech to any asshole with cash and their support of the Taliban, I'm rooting for the decimation of Pakistan.

Only the Hindus have never fought a successful war outside their borders.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 08, 2025 12:19 PM (wBaIH)

80 White smoke means the MSM can now go back to sneering at Catholics.

Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2025 12:19 PM (GUOwU)

81 53 The crowd at the Vatican is going nuts. Definitely something you don't see very often. Getting goosebumps
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Hold up, hold up. Imma let you talk, but first, I want to recognize that Kim Jong Un should be Pope. He is the only actual demi-god walking the earth right now, and electing him Pope would go a long way to reconciling the differences of all the nations of the world.

Posted by: Kanye West at May 08, 2025 12:20 PM (KRLIN)

82 You know if Biden was still president we'd already be supplying weapons to both sides.

Of course the irony would be our military that would be fighting in Ukraine at the same time wouldn't have enough itself.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 12:12 PM (t0Rmr)

Oh, don't worry, we are. We've been supplying weapons to Pakistan for decades. India is a newer customer, but they just signed a big arms deal a few years back. They're diversifying.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 12:20 PM (uCjyK)

83 " moments before he was executed murdered."

Fixed it for you, jpost. Be better, assholes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2025 12:20 PM (E9fo7)

84 Harry Paratestes had no worries about risking World War III when Pakistan slaughtered 30 Indian men in Kashmir, but now that India's striking back, he's got all sorts of opinions about it.

It's the same bullshit I see from the hardcore lefties like Jimmy Dore and Glenn Greenwald. Don't say you "don't want america taking a side." It's very clear you DO want America to take a side, the side of the terrorists.

This is the "Code Pink Right" bullshit I'm talking about. Never a word of worries about Risking World War III when Hamas is raping women, but then when someone strikes back against the terrorists, we have to hear all of your Concerns.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 12:20 PM (KRtlO)

85 I'm Popeing smoke sandy! Lay it on me. Do it for me, I'd do it for you!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 08, 2025 12:20 PM (ewjUl)

86 Man I’m glad we avenged the death of Jewish-American Daniel Pearl.

Posted by: Deceased Head Footyball Coach Howard Schnellenberger at May 08, 2025 12:20 PM (YZhRl)

87 Vatican Media Live

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 12:20 PM (NFX2v)

88 Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 12:20 PM (YSv5G)

89 "Dammit, Cardinal Steve burnt his toaster strudel again and now the papal kitchen is on fire!"

Or whatever.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


That sounds like something Cardinal Todd would do.


Fuckin' Todd.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 08, 2025 12:20 PM (JN6Jq)

90 If you really want a chill, watch the announcement of JPII from 1978, knowing what you know now...

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:21 PM (g47mK)

91 That was a fast pope vote...it likely means one of the "frontrunners" has been chosen...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 12:21 PM (tOcjL)

92 Hold up, hold up. Imma let you talk, but first, I want to recognize that Kim Jong Un should be Pope. He is the only actual demi-god walking the earth right now, and electing him Pope would go a long way to reconciling the differences of all the nations of the world.

Posted by: Kanye West at May 08, 2025 12:20 PM (KRLIN)

Who knew that Kanye West would turn out to be the relative good guy in that exchange?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 12:21 PM (i24o9)

93 smoke

white
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
===
Hold on to your butt's. This is a big one.

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 12:22 PM (oper7)

94 Hey, a new Pope!

May he be a less communist sub human piece of shit than the last one.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 08, 2025 12:22 PM (jvJvP)

95 Was the body dumped in a pig stye afterwards?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2025 12:22 PM (FuJQi)

96 Man I’m glad we avenged the death of Jewish-American Daniel Pearl.

==

sounds like it was India that did

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:22 PM (g47mK)

97 New pope chose his name:
Jersey Mike!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 12:22 PM (i0bTX)

98 I'm against the cultures that behead people for not believing the correct thing.

Trusting my idiot country to fight a war against them is a different thing but I'm not gonna pretend evil away because the US is run by clownfags.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 12:22 PM (MNQG6)

99
If I was Taiwan, I would be pretty nervous right now.

Are they getting a new pope too?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2025 12:22 PM (63Dwl)

100 67
‘Two terrible ideologies have beset mankind:

Islam
Communism’

Yes. Very similar. I like the way that you think.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 08, 2025 12:22 PM (jbnUc)

101 97 New pope chose his name:
Jersey Mike!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 12:22 PM (i0bTX)

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The Third.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

102 @84 yup ace. Stick with the Indians. They're different from us but they don't like Muslims which is a big selling point

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 12:22 PM (vmkyp)

103 "And, if the UK doesn't get its act together, they may as well get a huge flood of Pakistani refugees to finish that nation off as well."

They've already got too many--those are the rape gang groups.

If I were Britain I'd be crapping bricks right now trying to figure out how to spin it when the same "asian" men it would be racist to profile as rapists start carving up their British Indian neighbors block by block.

Posted by: barbarausa at May 08, 2025 12:22 PM (enw9G)

104 >> Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 12:20 PM (KRtlO)

I have a lot of reasons for not wanting to fight someone else’s war. Again. But I’m a little sick of the garbage coming from these people. Once again, you’ve outlined their fallacies quite accurately. I would only add Tucker to that group.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 12:23 PM (BfShq)

105 White smoke signals new pope or Snoop Dogg snuck into Sistine.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2025 12:23 PM (y/gJv)

106 This will be hailed as a good thing, because the only thing that matters to journalists is other journalists. If it were just some white blue collar worker from a red state, then forget it.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at May 08, 2025 12:23 PM (YQ4mh)

107 what if it's that Hungarian cardinal ?

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:23 PM (g47mK)

108 Hold up, hold up. Imma let you talk, but first, I want to recognize that Kim Jong Un should be Pope. He is the only actual demi-god walking the earth right now, and electing him Pope would go a long way to reconciling the differences of all the nations of the world.
Posted by: Kanye West

Seconded.

Posted by: Dennis Rodman at May 08, 2025 12:23 PM (JN6Jq)

109 The Pope is smoking dope, on a rope, with some soap.

Is he a good one, let's hope.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2025 12:23 PM (NtVYv)

110 I hope it's Pope Rollo, but will settle for Pope Bubba or Pope Skillet.

Posted by: Fred G. Sanford. at May 08, 2025 12:23 PM (G5+As)

111 And there's no way the wogs could have any self direction or make their own choices, right?

Same old useful idiot stuff we got from the left all through the Cold War.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 08, 2025 12:15 PM (iX1qt)

Yes, well, I don't know if you've been living under a rock for the past 30 years, but it turns out that much of what those "useful idiots" were saying during the Cold War was true.

As far as ISI getting one over on the US? Again? Anything is possible. But we have 19 intelligence agencies with god knows how many billions of dollars in budget, and we trained / have had historically close relationships with the ISI leadership since the 1940's. It's hard for me to believe that they hid someone who the CIA would presumably want from us for so long.

Same with bin Laden. He was found in an ISI safe house near the military academy. I don't recall us bombing the shit out of Pakistan in retribution for hiding Public Enemy #1 from us for a decade while we were futilely bombing all over Afghanistan.

So, I don't know. Maybe our intel agencies are THAT incompetent and getting played by everyone around the world. People have certainly made that accusation in the past.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 12:23 PM (uCjyK)

112 Jewish-American or as we call them, "American".

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 12:23 PM (MNQG6)

113 97 New pope chose his name:
Jersey Mike!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 12:22 PM (i0bTX)

You laugh...but the choice of the name usually signifies priorities...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 12:23 PM (tOcjL)

114 I get no respect.

Posted by: Cardinal Todd at May 08, 2025 12:23 PM (PiwSw)

115 So John Roberts says “The judiciary is a coequal branch of government, separate from the others with the authority to interpret the Constitution as law, and strike down, obviously, acts of Congress or acts of the president,” Roberts said as a public event in Buffalo, New York, on Wednesday. “Its job is to, obviously, decide cases but, in the course of that, check the excesses of Congress or the executive, and that does require a degree of independence."

Posted by: MAC V SOG at May 08, 2025 12:23 PM (P4Pk9)

116 I vote for Pope Hilarious II.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 12:24 PM (YSv5G)

117 Hopefully things will go nuclear soon. Be good to toast a few million muslims in Pakistan. No one would miss them. As far as India, no one would be able to tell the difference. Might even clean the place up a little.
Posted by: Wernher von Braun, Original Space Daddy and SS Member at May 08, 2025 12:08

Would give them more vacant lots to shit in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2025 12:24 PM (E9fo7)

118 That was a quick selection.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2025 12:24 PM (FuJQi)

119 The church just stomped Trump's big trade deal news

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2025 12:24 PM (NtVYv)

120 Wait, are we supporting India in this new war?

-

I assumed it was in the H1B terms.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 12:24 PM (yZCmg)

121 Pope Dangerfield


I get no respect

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 08, 2025 12:24 PM (FCrpy)

122 119 The church just stomped Trump's big trade deal news
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2025 12:24 PM (NtVYv)

=======

IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:24 PM (GBKbO)

123 priorities

Sammitches.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 12:24 PM (i0bTX)

124 179
‘Only the Hindus have never fought a successful war outside their borders.’

They spanked Pakistan in both 1965 and 1971. They were short but they won.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 08, 2025 12:25 PM (jbnUc)

125 Daniel Pearl's killer got all the process he was due.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 12:25 PM (2VST1)

126 Breaking: A federal judge in DC has ordered that Abdul Rauf Azhar be re-alived so that he can receive due process.

Posted by: P I Staker at May 08, 2025 12:25 PM (EcTg6)

127 107 what if it's that Hungarian cardinal ?
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:23 PM (g47mK)


Cardinal Miklos?

Posted by: Cardinal Todd at May 08, 2025 12:25 PM (PiwSw)

128 Please be the African Cardinal

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 12:25 PM (VE6XX)

129 Daniel Pearl's killer got all the process he was due.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 12:25 PM


*nods*

Careful shot placement.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 08, 2025 12:25 PM (kgE5c)

130 And my mom is in St. Peter's square.

She gets to see the unveiling of a new pope with her own eyes.

That's neat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:25 PM (GBKbO)

131 It was always a wonderful event to vote on a new pope when playing Medieval 2: Total War. Especially after the College of Cardinals had been stacked with cardinals from my faction.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 08, 2025 12:25 PM (Vyll1)

132 WHO IS IT??

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:26 PM (g47mK)

133 >> Daniel Pearl's killer got all the process he was due.

He was due that a long time ago, and the ISI protected him. Just like UBL.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 12:26 PM (BfShq)

134 132 WHO IS IT??
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:26 PM (g47mK)

=====

The first baseman.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:26 PM (GBKbO)

135 Islam - Allah is the State.

Communism - the State is god.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2025 12:26 PM (FuJQi)

136 128 Please be the African Cardinal

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 12:25 PM (VE6XX)

Unlikely - vote was too fast.
Betting markets think it's the favorite - Pietro Parolin.

They could be wrong.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 12:26 PM (tOcjL)

137 WHO IS IT??
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:26 PM (g47mK)

=====

The first baseman.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:26 PM (GBKbO)

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 12:26 PM (i24o9)

138 And my mom is in St. Peter's square.

She gets to see the unveiling of a new pope with her own eyes.

That's neat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:25 PM (GBKbO)

no kidding? Tell her to do something crazy so the cameras zero in on her !

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:26 PM (g47mK)

139 WHO IS IT??
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:26 PM (g47mK)

=====

The first baseman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:26 PM


Who?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 08, 2025 12:26 PM (kgE5c)

140 Oops, our bad. The white smoke was just Cardinal Methhead lighting up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 12:27 PM (vmkyp)

141 May 8, VE Day...is it a sign ?

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:27 PM (g47mK)

142 Please be the African Cardinal
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 12:25 PM (VE6XX)

I'm hoping it's Cardinal Sarah. That would really bring the Church back from what Red Frank did to it.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at May 08, 2025 12:27 PM (S4hlQ)

143 140 Oops, our bad. The white smoke was just Cardinal Methhead lighting up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 12:27 PM (vmkyp)

======

"Snoochie boochies" was heard coming from the Sistine Chapel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:27 PM (GBKbO)

144 Wait, are we supporting India in this new war?

I think a nation of 1.4 billion people can take of local things by themselves.

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2025 12:27 PM (tPOKY)

145 no kidding? Tell her to do something crazy so the cameras zero in on her !

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:26 PM (g47mK)

*TJM's mom lifts shirt, shakes her assets*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 12:27 PM (i24o9)

146 If I was Taiwan, I would be pretty nervous right now.

Are they getting a new pope too?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

While anything is technically possible, weather and tidal projections narrow down the likely invasion windows to more specific times in 2026 and 2027, as I recall, which is why the US Army has been rapidly shifting to "LSCO" (Large Scale Combat Operations) training, and the military in general has completely realigned to the Pacific theater and air/navy focus in the next couple years.

Posted by: Military Moron at May 08, 2025 12:27 PM (KRLIN)

147 Wow, that was a quick election.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 12:27 PM (G0vdT)

148
This is the "Code Pink Right" bullshit I'm talking about. Never a word of worries about Risking World War III when Hamas is raping women, but then when someone strikes back against the terrorists, we have to hear all of your Concerns.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2025 12:20 PM (KRtlO)

Ace, if I've been consistent on one thing it's that if we're going to Make America Great Again, that means focusing on America.

And on the world stage, that means stopping these insane immigration policies that are overruning our country, and stopping these insane endless wars that do nothing but poke the various bears around the world, make the arms dealers rich, and cause all kinds of problems for US back at home in the long run (like training Al Qaeda to fight the Russians)

More bluntly: I don't give a fuck what India and and Pakistan do and they can blow each other up for all I care. That cannot and should not be the focus of our dying American empire if we hope to keep this alive. We saw what this bullshit did to the Brits. Is that what we want?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 12:27 PM (uCjyK)

149 Took them long enough to get the bastard. At least it impresses the notion on the other bastards that no matter how old their crimes, karma will get them in the end.

Posted by: RebeccaH at May 08, 2025 12:28 PM (nnkjY)

150 awww, nice areal shots of Rome...

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:28 PM (g47mK)

151 Has a Federal Judge stopped the new Pope yet because they don't include Women.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 08, 2025 12:28 PM (FCrpy)

152 Daniel Pearl's killer got all the process he was due.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 12:25 PM

A judge in Springfield Ohio just ruled that he must be unkilled to face trial.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 08, 2025 12:28 PM (ewjUl)

153 Breaking: A federal judge in DC has ordered that Abdul Rauf Azhar be re-alived so that he can receive due process.
Posted by: P I Staker at May 08, 2025 12:25 PM (EcTg6)
------
In Peter F. Hamilton's Commonwealth Saga, that's a distinct possibility, as the technology allows for humans to be "re-lifed" after death, assuming their memorycell is intact. Restored from a backup copy, as it were.

Then they can be punished for their crimes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 12:28 PM (7fElN)

154 May the Lord fill you with His blessings and with hatred of the Pope.

Posted by: Martin Luther at May 08, 2025 12:28 PM (G5+As)

155 Either the Stock market likes new Popes or they liked Trump's deal...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 12:29 PM (VE6XX)

156 Thom Tillis is asshoe.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 12:29 PM (ImXfC)

157 128 Please be the African Cardinal
Posted by: It's me donna

👍

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 12:29 PM (NFX2v)

158 New pope. FNM is excited. They’ll revert to their usually catholic-hating in 24 hours. 48 if the new pope is another smelly commie.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 08, 2025 12:29 PM (y/gJv)

159 128 Please be the African Cardinal

In your dreams and my prayers, Deo volente.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 12:29 PM (YSv5G)

160 145 no kidding? Tell her to do something crazy so the cameras zero in on her !

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:26 PM (g47mK)

*TJM's mom lifts shirt, shakes her assets*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 12:27 PM (i24o9)

I knew I wasn't going to be the only one.......

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 08, 2025 12:29 PM (jvJvP)

161 WHO IS IT??

Do we wait for Morse Code from the chimney?

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2025 12:29 PM (tPOKY)

162 Here comes the band.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 12:30 PM (NFX2v)

163 Indian smoke signals.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 12:30 PM (YSv5G)

164 Ace: "Will there be fulminations from the Code Pink Right that the US must stop supporting India because it risks World War III? Or will they be quiet because this doesn't involve Israel?"


Good question. After watching video of the "protests" at Columbia U. today, I have no doubt the US Left will go after anyone to right of Bernie Sanders. To these miscreants, India did a bad thing bombing pro-Islam terrorist camps.

Posted by: mrp at May 08, 2025 12:30 PM (rj6Yv)

165 Kinda sad that India had to get him but we couldn’t in 24 years.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 12:30 PM (ImXfC)

166 So John Roberts says “The judiciary is a coequal branch of government, separate from the others with the authority to interpret the Constitution as law, and strike down, obviously, acts of Congress or acts of the president,” Roberts said as a public event in Buffalo, New York, on Wednesday. “Its job is to, obviously, decide cases but, in the course of that, check the excesses of Congress or the executive, and that does require a degree of independence."

--

It becomes a problem when one of those branches, Judicial, can decide anything it wants, however it wants, on any subject it wants. Because of that, it seems to wield a lot more "power" than the other two branches in the scheme of things. My interpretation could be off base.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2025 12:30 PM (qBdHI)

167 "America's enemies." Here we go again. I've seen this movie, I didn't care for how it ended the first time and I'll be damned if I believe it would end differently this time. Not in WWIII, but in thousands of American lives and trillions of dollars pissed away, and a loss of liberties at home, all for nothing. So miss me with that shit. Stay out of all of it.

Posted by: Tanz der Lemmings at May 08, 2025 12:30 PM (Ofj4q)

168 That Swiss guard wears festive little hats!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 12:30 PM (i0bTX)

169 140 Oops, our bad. The white smoke was just Cardinal Methhead lighting up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 12:27 PM (vmkyp)

======

"Snoochie boochies" was heard coming from the Sistine Chapel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:27 PM (GBKbO)
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Cardinal Glick unavailable for comment...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 12:30 PM (7fElN)

170 161 WHO IS IT??

Do we wait for Morse Code from the chimney?

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2025 12:29 PM (tPOKY)

A cardinal will be out to announce the name in about an hour...then the new pope will come out, usually soon after (10-30 minutes later)...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 12:30 PM (tOcjL)

171 Joey Bidet probably thinks he's the new Pope.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2025 12:30 PM (FuJQi)

172 Swiss Guard taking up positions.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2025 12:30 PM (W5ArC)

173 Trump inks deal with new Pope!

Receives 14 Hail Mary's in exchange for pimped up Popemobile

"Lots of Titanium lined bulletproof glass for him. The best Titanium. Not mined in China. Some people need bulletproof glass to protect them. I don't but some people do. I have that higher power looking after me. It's a great higher power. Really great. Some people say bigger than the Pope. They do. Even people who don't like me very much say that I have that protection. It's true. But I'll take the Hail Mary's, they're very good. You can't really get better Hail Mary's than these. I mean you have to take them. You'd be crazy not to."

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 12:31 PM (MNQG6)

174 It was a pretty quick and efficient vote. Maybe they can conclave a bit longer and pick the next German Chancellor.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 08, 2025 12:31 PM (JN6Jq)

175 New pope chose his name:
Jersey Mike!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 12:22 PM (i0bTX)

You laugh...but the choice of the name usually signifies priorities...
Posted by: Nova Local

I'm pulling for Pope Asskicker.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 12:31 PM (L/fGl)

176 The Swiss guard have a Glock 19 or a SIG P220 hidden under a fold

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 08, 2025 12:31 PM (FCrpy)

177 I wonder if the cardinals are “sweet we get a few days of no outside world business to worry about” or “oh shit I have to be in a room with these asshole for days”.

Because if it’s the former I’d be voting for Mickey Mouse to prolong the conclave as much as I could.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 12:32 PM (ImXfC)

178 The parade and marching bands look like something out of the Wizard of Oz

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 12:32 PM (vmkyp)

179 174 It was a pretty quick and efficient vote. Maybe they can conclave a bit longer and pick the next German Chancellor.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 08, 2025 12:31 PM (JN6Jq)

I thought they chose Fred Mertz...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 12:32 PM (VE6XX)

180 165

Not couldn’t but wouldn’t.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 12:32 PM (YSv5G)

181 175 I'm pulling for Pope Asskicker.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 12:31 PM (L/fGl)

======

Clement XV.

"This time, I'm really getting rid of the Jesuits."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:32 PM (GBKbO)

182 Joe Biden went on the View and blamed Kamala’s loss on the following: sexism, racism and covid

Of course sexism and racism are always to blame for everything. But covid?? What can’t that virus do, still influencing elections years after the pandemic

Or another interpretation: Biden very much remains a braindead retard

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 08, 2025 12:32 PM (YobFY)

183 It becomes a problem when one of those branches, Judicial, can decide anything it wants, however it wants, on any subject it wants. Because of that, it seems to wield a lot more "power" than the other two branches in the scheme of things. My interpretation could be off base.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2025 12:30 PM (qBdHI)

——-

Your right.

Remember SCOTUS said “no standing” to Texas over 2020 Pennsylvania election irregularities.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 08, 2025 12:32 PM (Vh9CX)

184 As a former born and raised Catholic the pomp and circumstance, odd rules etc. further cement just some of my reasons for leaving the Catholic church. No offense to any Catholic morons. My give o'crap meter is a zero for the new Pope.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 08, 2025 12:32 PM (ewjUl)

185 My money is on Klaus Schwab becoming the next pope.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 12:32 PM (qwx/I)

186 Trump pulls Ed Martin's nom for D.C Attorney. Tillis did him in

Posted by: Jonah at May 08, 2025 12:32 PM (gwrBY)

187 153 Breaking: A federal judge in DC has ordered that Abdul Rauf Azhar be re-alived so that he can receive due process.
Posted by: P I Staker at May 08, 2025 12:25 PM (EcTg6)
------
In Peter F. Hamilton's Commonwealth Saga, that's a distinct possibility, as the technology allows for humans to be "re-lifed" after death, assuming their memorycell is intact. Restored from a backup copy, as it were.

Then they can be punished for their crimes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 12:28 PM (7fElN)

There was a short story in Amazing Stories once upon a time about Israel cloning Hitler to put him on trial for the Holocaust. But the clones never were the actual Hitler and were completely bewildered by the proceedings, causing Israel to make one clone after an another, trying again and again to produce a Hitler blameworthy enough to stand trial.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 08, 2025 12:33 PM (9pcIx)

188 Trump pulls Ed Martin's nomination for DC attorney. Martin was the greatest guy in the world but somehow not worth fighting for. Tillis wins.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 08, 2025 12:33 PM (vsTPo)

189 Awesome, Swiss guard can use those halberds for kebobs while off duty !

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:33 PM (g47mK)

190 > 176 The Swiss guard have a Glock 19 or a SIG P220 hidden under a fold
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 08, 2025 12:31 PM (FCrpy)

Also, you don't see about half of them. They take turns wearing the cool costumes for the tourists. The other half is in their version of BDUs or even plain clothes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2025 12:33 PM (W5ArC)

191 186 Trump pulls Ed Martin's nom for D.C Attorney. Tillis did him in
Posted by: Jonah at May 08, 2025 12:32 PM (gwrBY)


Darn

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 12:33 PM (VE6XX)

192
I am still shocked China didn't take Taiwan during Joey Biden's meat-puppet presidency.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 12:09 PM (xcxpd)



China definitely wants their bloody meat-claws on Taiwan. Not to grab Taiwan's infrastructure, but to shoot everyone in the face as revenge for the KMT kicking their ass 90 years or so ago and forcing them to undertake the humiliating Long March in order to survive.

But an amphibious invasion would destroy virtually every bit of combat power they have, and leave them open to conquest by India/Vietnam/Russia/US.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2025 12:33 PM (y9nCu)

193 148
‘I don't give a fuck what India and and Pakistan’

Just keep your thumb off the Muslims side of the scale and I have no beef with your neutrality.
Other than to say, ignoring the obvious hostility that they have for non-believers is naive.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 08, 2025 12:33 PM (jbnUc)

194 Sounds like the deck is stacked for another Jesuit (or Jesuit like) pope. But we will know soon (though I don't know which candidates are tied to the globalists).

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2025 12:33 PM (Cus5s)

195 Wifey is holding out for Sarah from Guinea.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 12:33 PM (qwx/I)

196 “Its job is to, obviously, decide cases but, in the course of that, check the excesses of Congress or the executive, and that does require a degree of independence."
---
And, if this "co-equal" lie is not a lie, who "checks the excesses" of the Judiciary?

The Judiciary.

That's not co-equal in any meaningful sense.
You're not angels, you're not saints, you're not mini-Solomons, you're not capable of self-governance--with no accountability, control or limits.

You've set yourself up as kings ruling over all of us.
But worse--even the worst kings and tyrants were subject to more accountability than the most corrupt and dishonest federal judge.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 12:33 PM (OmKmS)

197 "Who is that guy out there with Frank??"

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 12:33 PM (MNQG6)

198 I say, Sir Carl. The point of this exercise was to pursue the locomotive. Yet this task is unfulfilled. Quite the predicament, what?

Posted by: Big White Smoke at May 08, 2025 12:33 PM (7Q0e+)

199 The Swiss Guard, the last vestiges of the military power the Papal States once held.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2025 12:34 PM (FuJQi)

200 Commentary on the new pope from the MSM could possibly be idiotic

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 08, 2025 12:34 PM (kTd/k)

201 India is weird but I've worked with too many Indians over the years to dislike them. They're culturally closer to the US, while being different in lots of ways.

There are lots of Indian muslims as well, plus Buddhists of course, and a sprinkling of Christians even.

I know who I'm rooting for but that's as far as I go.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 12:34 PM (xcxpd)

202 I'm not seeing an official statement yet, but I'm reading Ed Martin is supposedly out as Trump's nominee for DC's US atty.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2025 12:34 PM (qBdHI)

203 Joey Bidet probably thinks he's the new Pope.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2025 12:30 PM

It would be fun to tell him that, give him the funky hat and let him loose in a crowd.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 08, 2025 12:34 PM (ewjUl)

204 > Joey Bidet probably thinks he's the new Pope.
--------
He heard the word, but thought it was "poop."

So he took one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 12:34 PM (Q4IgG)

205 186 Trump pulls Ed Martin's nom for D.C Attorney. Tillis did him in
Posted by: Jonah at May 08, 2025 12:32 PM (gwrBY)


Darn
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 12:33 PM (VE6XX)


Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Posted by: mrp at May 08, 2025 12:34 PM (rj6Yv)

206 161 WHO IS IT??

Do we wait for Morse Code from the chimney?

Posted by: t-bird

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Posted by: Pete Townshend at May 08, 2025 12:34 PM (KRLIN)

207 202 I'm not seeing an official statement yet, but I'm reading Ed Martin is supposedly out as Trump's nominee for DC's US atty.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2025 12:34 PM (qBdHI)


Matt Gaetz is available

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 12:34 PM (VE6XX)

208 202 I'm not seeing an official statement yet, but I'm reading Ed Martin is supposedly out as Trump's nominee for DC's US atty.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2025 12:34 PM (qBdHI)

=====

Trump mentioned it in his press conference about the UK trade deal in response to a reporter's question.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:34 PM (GBKbO)

209 All Mainstream Media outfits are broadcasting the wait for the announcement of the new Pope - no doubt hoping he will be a Communist who openly hates Trump and Jews and who will openly embrace (literally and figuratively) LGBTQ+whatevers, child gender-change mutilators, Hamas, Islam, and so on.

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 12:34 PM (aBgBM)

210 > 189 Awesome, Swiss guard can use those halberds for kebobs while off duty !
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:33 PM (g47mK)

I guess they still seriously train with those. There's something to be said for having a 10 foot combo spear/axe in hand when it comes to crowd control.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2025 12:34 PM (W5ArC)

211 >More bluntly: I don't give a fuck what India and and Pakistan do and they can blow each other up for all I care. That cannot and should not be the focus of our dying American empire if we hope to keep this alive. We saw what this bullshit did to the Brits. Is that what we want?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 12:27 PM (uCjyK)

Noooooo! We're required to Care A Lot and Pick A Side in these ancient tribal enmities, or else The Terrorists Win.

Pick your street shitter!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 08, 2025 12:35 PM (cek7u)

212 Jimmy Faila says don't put too much stock in that white smoke. They haven't counted the mail-in ballots yet.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 08, 2025 12:35 PM (paSBy)

213 I'm with previous commentor: Pope Pizzaballa !

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 12:35 PM (G0vdT)

214 Tillis is a fool. Said he would have voted for Martin if he was in another state.

Deep State Trash

Posted by: Jonah at May 08, 2025 12:35 PM (gwrBY)

215 t becomes a problem when one of those branches, Judicial, can decide anything it wants, however it wants, on any subject it wants. Because of that, it seems to wield a lot more "power" than the other two branches in the scheme of things. My interpretation could be off base.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2025 12:30 PM (qBdHI)

Yeah, not very 'coequal.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2025 12:36 PM (bss/y)

216 I'm watching the livefeed on YouTube from Vatican Media. Yes, they are talking heads but they are far more tolerable than our media.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2025 12:36 PM (lXCUP)

217 Jimmy Faila says don't put too much stock in that white smoke. They haven't counted the mail-in ballots yet.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 08, 2025 12:35 PM

Al Franken spotted driving outside the Vatican.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 08, 2025 12:36 PM (ewjUl)

218 So Roberts is essentially saying that Judicial watches the watchers. They rule, everyone else has to deal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2025 12:36 PM (bss/y)

219 The guns the Swiss Guards use have the Papal seal on them. Would love to own one that had that

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 08, 2025 12:36 PM (FCrpy)

220 Trump pulls Ed Martin's nom for D.C Attorney. Tillis did him in
Posted by: Jonah

Nominate Tillis, get him through confirmation, then fire him as soon as he resigns his Senate seat.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 08, 2025 12:36 PM (JN6Jq)

221 Just keep your thumb off the Muslims side of the scale and I have no beef with your neutrality.
Other than to say, ignoring the obvious hostility that they have for non-believers is naive.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 08, 2025 12:33 PM (jbnUc)

How is my thumb on the Muslim side of the scale?

You know, it's weird -- no one seems to jump all over me when I complain about us being involved in the Ukraine War. No one accuses me of being anti-Ukrainian Orthodox for not blindly supporting spending billions of dollars to kill people in Ukraine.

But I make a comment about how we're apparently now supporting India in a war against Pakistan, and that means I support Terrorists, and somehow also must secretly dislike Jews.

Does that seem intellectually honest to anyone? My position hasn't changed, just the venue for the war of the day.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 12:36 PM (uCjyK)

222 Jim Cramer says go long on Jewish Pope futures

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 12:37 PM (vmkyp)

223 If it's Parolin, he's known to be catholic and not conservative or progressive. And Italian. He's also known as Clark Kent without Superman - quiet, not flashy, able to handle controversies deftly (he was the one walking back Francis comments), a good admin.

Aka, the opposite of what we had last...which tends to be how it goes...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 12:37 PM (tOcjL)

224 > There are lots of Indian muslims as well, plus Buddhists of course, and a sprinkling of Christians even.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 12:34 PM (xcxpd)

Yeah, I was in grad school with all of the above. At our first meeting of a new semester, our supervisor asked one the no-doubt-inappropriate question "Why do you have a normal name?" "Because I am Roman Catholic".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2025 12:37 PM (W5ArC)

225 It was a fast vote. That may mean a “consensus” candidate like Parolin. Ugh.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 12:37 PM (BfShq)

226 Ffffuuucck Ttillis.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 08, 2025 12:37 PM (ewjUl)

227 216 I'm watching the livefeed on YouTube from Vatican Media. Yes, they are talking heads but they are far more tolerable than our media.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2025 12:36 PM (lXCUP)

ETWN is another good one.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 08, 2025 12:37 PM (FCrpy)

228 Trump pulls Ed Martin's nomination for DC attorney. Martin was the greatest guy in the world but somehow not worth fighting for. Tillis wins.
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 08, 2025 12:33 PM (vsTPo)

Question: could Trump appoint some harmless nonentity for DC attorney, get him/her confirmed, and then have him/her hire Ed Martin as an "adviser"? Because that's how I would do it if I were him. And if the new DCA goes off the reservation fire his/her ass, and let Martin run the shop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2025 12:37 PM (E9fo7)

229 I know many of my fellow Hordians are Catholics so I won't be mean and make pope jokes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2025 12:37 PM (UarWD)

230 Noooooo! We're required to Care A Lot and Pick A Side in these ancient tribal enmities, or else The Terrorists Win.

Pick your street shitter!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 08, 2025 12:35 PM (cek7u)

Pick the side against the arabs is the safe bet, I figure.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 12:38 PM (i24o9)

231 Trump pulls Ed Martin's nom for D.C Attorney.
---
Trust the plan.

LOL.

Retarded.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 12:38 PM (OmKmS)

232 Awaiting the Supremo Court decision to allow the Pope to make his first appearance.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 12:38 PM (qwx/I)

233 So Roberts is essentially saying that Judicial watches the watchers. They rule, everyone else has to deal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2025 12:36 PM (bss/y)

Oh??? I thought he didn't want to be involved in stuff? Let Congress cook. Let the Executive cook. When they're Democrats.

Funny how that reasoning keeps changing.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 12:38 PM (MNQG6)

234 guess they still seriously train with those. There's something to be said for having a 10 foot combo spear/axe in hand when it comes to crowd control.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2025 12:34 PM (W5ArC)

Pole-axing enemies of the Faith in Vatican Square would be some hardcore combat.

Posted by: mrp at May 08, 2025 12:38 PM (rj6Yv)

235 You've set yourself up as kings ruling over all of us.
But worse--even the worst kings and tyrants were subject to more accountability than the most corrupt and dishonest federal judge.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


Something something Woody Harrelson's dad...

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2025 12:38 PM (y6oPX)

236 The Swiss Guard's armory is a treasure trove of the modern and the antique.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2025 12:38 PM (FuJQi)

237
Joey Bidet probably thinks he's the new Pope.

How did he perform on The View today?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2025 12:38 PM (63Dwl)

238 Trump had no choice. Has until May 20th to get another nominee.

Just like 2017 with Chris Wray. Trump wanted some better, but these Co@@@king Rino's in the Senate tell Trump who he can pick

Posted by: Jonah at May 08, 2025 12:38 PM (gwrBY)

239
The Swiss guard have a Glock 19 or a SIG P220 hidden under a fold
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 08, 2025 12:31 PM (FCrpy)



A halberd in the hands of someone who knows how to use it ain't something to ignore.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2025 12:38 PM (y9nCu)

240 Commentary on the new pope from the MSM could possibly be idiotic
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 08, 2025 12:34 PM (kTd/k)


Could possibly?

Commentary on anything from the MSM is idiotic. Why would the new Pope be different?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 12:39 PM (ExV1e)

241 Trump pulling the nomination means his team has something else in mind. Oh and screw Tillis

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 12:39 PM (vmkyp)

242 Poly Market is saying Pietro Parolin

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 08, 2025 12:39 PM (FCrpy)

243 186 Trump pulls Ed Martin's nom for D.C Attorney. Tillis did him in
Posted by: Jonah

Trump can be quite the vengeful prick. Not sure if it's because he's petty, or as an example to dissuade others. If I were Tillis, I'd be worried...unless he's announced he's retiring or something. Looking for a CNN analyst gig?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 08, 2025 12:39 PM (KRLIN)

244 The judiciary is a coequal branch of government, separate from the others with the authority to interpret the Constitution as law, and strike down, obviously, acts of Congress or acts of the president

John Roberts is remarkably unfamiliar with the US Constitution and federalist papers if he said that. Literally none of that is true.

Its job is to, obviously, decide cases but, in the course of that, check the excesses of Congress or the executive, and that does require a degree of independence

This is partly true but limited. That is PART of their job, but their job is to primarily deal with legal disagreements with other nations and states.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 12:39 PM (2VST1)

245 Oh no!!!

Federal Reserve sez Orange Man Bad will cause stagflation with Tarriffs.

Same geniuses who said Biden’s
Inflation was transitory.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 12:39 PM (ImXfC)

246 242 Poly Market is saying Pietro Parolin
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 08, 2025 12:39 PM (FCrpy

Makes sense... An Italian Pope

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 12:39 PM (VE6XX)

247 Don't bring halberd to a gunfight?

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:39 PM (g47mK)

248 241 Trump pulling the nomination means his team has something else in mind. Oh and screw Tillis
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 12:39 PM (vmkyp)

=======

Two polls (spit) over the past few months have shown Lara Trump absolutely trouncing Tillis in a primary.

Dozens of points.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

249 210 Up to the early 70s, the Swiss Guard was armed with the Dreyse model 1907 pistol, which was obsolete in 1908. Now they are super armed up and highly trained.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 08, 2025 12:40 PM (gm9Sb)

250 Question: could Trump appoint some harmless nonentity for DC attorney, get him/her confirmed, and then have him/her hire Ed Martin as an "adviser"? Because that's how I would do it if I were him. And if the new DCA goes off the reservation fire his/her ass, and let Martin run the shop.

--

The R's don't seem to have that whole political jujitsu thing down. They just take the loss/beating and move on. Boasburg it is. Oh well.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2025 12:40 PM (qBdHI)

251 If Tillis retires, then Cooper runs and wins the seat. Until Cooper announces his decision, we are handtied

Posted by: Jonah at May 08, 2025 12:40 PM (gwrBY)

252 245 Oh no!!!

Federal Reserve sez Orange Man Bad will cause stagflation with Tarriffs.

Same geniuses who said Biden’s
Inflation was transitory.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 12:39 PM (ImXfC


Everything is transitory over a long enough timeline.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 08, 2025 12:40 PM (UarWD)

253 Which pope candidates are leftists and which are good ones?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 12:41 PM (ImXfC)

254 My priest when I was a little kid was a refugee from Vietnam. He was a good dude and I'm pretty sure he was good with wiping out commies.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 12:41 PM (qwx/I)

255 Trump can just nominate anybody. He has to have approval from the Deep State Rino's

Posted by: Jonah at May 08, 2025 12:41 PM (gwrBY)

256 199 The Swiss Guard, the last vestiges of the military power the Papal States once held.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2025 12:34 PM (FuJQi)

And they're Swiss, not even Italians

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 12:41 PM (xcxpd)

257 The supreme court isn't riding roughshod over anyone really. Everyone wants the opportunity to run to the judiciary when they can't win votes. The legislature could devastate the judiciary simply by drastically cutting its budget. It doesn't do so because it's happy with the status quo.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 08, 2025 12:41 PM (9pcIx)

258 228
‘And if the new DCA goes off the reservation fire his/her ass, and let Martin run the shop.’

Agreed. Unfortunately, Trump feels he has to appease the Senate . I don’t he gets much out of that.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 08, 2025 12:41 PM (jbnUc)

259 >A halberd in the hands of someone who knows how to use it ain't something to ignore.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2025 12:38 PM (y9nCu)

Polearms FTW

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 08, 2025 12:42 PM (N0/CS)

260 > Pole-axing enemies of the Faith in Vatican Square would be some hardcore combat.
Posted by: mrp at May 08, 2025 12:38 PM (rj6Yv)

I guess one advantage over a gun would be that you're less likely to accidentally whack someone behind the guy you're going after.

Not an inconsiderable point, when you think about the super-dense crowds typical of these events.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2025 12:42 PM (W5ArC)

261 203

There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.
- Proverbs 14:12

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 12:42 PM (YSv5G)

262 Pick the side against the arabs is the safe bet, I figure.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 12:38 PM (i24o9)

There's no Arabs involved.

But similar to Arabs, there are about 1000 tribes who live in the subcontinent, of various religions, who speak various languages, and historically have not gotten along at all, and where only united as one (now three) countries under the British.

Do you have the time to do a deep dive in to all of that history to decide who is "right" and who is "wrong"? No, no one does. And even if you did -- who cares? They have blood feuds going back to pre-Hindu and pre-Islam days. How are we going to solve that? By arming both sides in a war? When does this end? Never?

I just ... it's exhausting.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 12:42 PM (uCjyK)

263
First, congratulations to Pope Ace for becoming new pope.

Second, so the Indian cocksuckers could've killed this guy 20 years ago but sat on it and kept him alive as a Just In Case card to played later?

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 12:42 PM (ZUOEn)

264 You know, it's weird -- no one seems to jump all over me when I complain about us being involved in the Ukraine War.
-----------

Don't know where you were but there's plenty here who said not wanting to be involved in Ukraine is the same as siding with Putin.

You can't call out the "hypocrisy" on an entire group because some people say some things and others don't. Or because you just happened to not read them. It's silly. Also a little antagonistic.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 12:42 PM (MNQG6)

265 Poly Market is saying Pietro Parolin
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 08, 2025 12:39 PM (FCrpy)

Diplomat, pro-immigration. If he's the choice, expect more lectures.

Posted by: mrp at May 08, 2025 12:42 PM (rj6Yv)

266 It better not be that PopeSiCola guy.

Posted by: Coca Cola at May 08, 2025 12:42 PM (dIske)

267 230 Noooooo! We're required to Care A Lot and Pick A Side in these ancient tribal enmities, or else The Terrorists Win.

Pick your street shitter!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 08, 2025 12:35 PM (cek7u)

Pick the side against the arabs is the safe bet, I figure.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

When you put it this way, it feels like 2012 choice of Romney or Obama.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 08, 2025 12:42 PM (KRLIN)

268 Too soon to pop white smoke.

Guess they just wanted to go home.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2025 12:42 PM (agYoY)

269 Cardinal Pietro Parolin, 70
The Vatican’s Secretary of State Parolin, who is Italian, has some conservative positions, but also backed collaboration between the church and Communist China. He’s rated as having a “high chance” of being elected because of his global diplomatic experience.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 12:42 PM (L/fGl)

270 Harry, ace got pulled over to the "America First" side, kicking and screaming, by one Donald J Trump.

We all knew he wasn't gonna stay there.

Posted by: The Truth at May 08, 2025 12:42 PM (uxQCS)

271 Hoping for the Hungarian Cardinal as next Pope.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 08, 2025 12:42 PM (bNf8H)

272 >A halberd in the hands of someone who knows how to use it ain't something to ignore.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2025 12:38 PM (y9nCu)

Polearms FTW
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 08, 2025 12:42 PM (N0/CS)


Longbows!!!

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 12:42 PM (SCVpL)

273 259 >A halberd in the hands of someone who knows how to use it ain't something to ignore.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2025 12:38 PM (y9nCu)

Polearms FTW
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 08, 2025 12:42 PM (N0/CS)

No longbows?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 08, 2025 12:42 PM (FCrpy)

274 Crowd chanting. Chanting what, ??

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 12:43 PM (G0vdT)

275 246 242 Poly Market is saying Pietro Parolin
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 08, 2025 12:39 PM (FCrpy

Makes sense... An Italian Pope
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 12:39 PM (VE6XX)

Pro-migrant bastard

Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 12:43 PM (FZn/N)

276 Unlikely - vote was too fast.
Betting markets think it's the favorite - Pietro Parolin.

==

No, I don't like him. Pick another one.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:43 PM (g47mK)

277 Diplomat, pro-immigration. If he's the choice, expect more lectures.
===
Worse. China owns him.

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 12:43 PM (oper7)

278 274 Crowd chanting. Chanting what, ??
Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 12:43 PM (G0vdT)

======

Probably Viva Il Papa.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:43 PM (GBKbO)

279 Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 12:41 PM (ImXfC)

Just wait for the media commentary and all questions will be answered.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 12:43 PM (MNQG6)

280 This is why under no circumstances can Trump ever fire Hesgeth. That is the scalp they really want

Posted by: Jonah at May 08, 2025 12:43 PM (gwrBY)

281


I pray the new pope is the Nigerian cardinal.

At least a non-Jesuit and non-commie like Pope Fiction

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2025 12:43 PM (x0n13)

282 Tillis is a dead Man walking....Metaphorically speaking of course

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 12:43 PM (VE6XX)

283 You can't call out the "hypocrisy" on an entire group because some people say some things and others don't. Or because you just happened to not read them. It's silly. Also a little antagonistic.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 12:42 PM (MNQG6)

Well said!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2025 12:44 PM (E9fo7)

284 282 Tillis is a dead Man walking....Metaphorically speaking of course
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 12:43 PM (VE6XX)

=====

Tangentially, I got a free 4K copy of Re-Animator.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

285 Why would anybody feel suspense over this papal nonsense? The entire establishment world is going in the same direction. No surprises.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 08, 2025 12:44 PM (vsTPo)

286 So Parolin was Frances' right hand man, meaning a lefty?

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 12:44 PM (G0vdT)

287 Because in the 1800s it was Italians like Garibaldi who wanted the Papal States swept aside to make a country.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2025 12:44 PM (FuJQi)

288 The Swiss Guard, the last vestiges of the military power the Papal States once held.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2025 12:34 PM (FuJQi)

And they're Swiss, not even Italians
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 12:41 PM (xcxpd)

IIRC, most of the recruits come from the Italian-speaking Swiss cantons.

Posted by: mrp at May 08, 2025 12:44 PM (rj6Yv)

289 242 Poly Market is saying Pietro Parolin
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 08, 2025 12:39 PM (FCrpy)

So, fat Pope?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 12:44 PM (xcxpd)

290 Do a recess Appointment, and put Martin on a Federal Court.

Posted by: Jonah at May 08, 2025 12:45 PM (gwrBY)

291 White smoke....hope it's not another woke demon.

Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 12:45 PM (FZn/N)

292 Polearms FTW
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 08, 2025 12:42 PM (N0/CS)


The best strippers have well-developed pole arms.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2025 12:45 PM (E9fo7)

293 288 IIRC, most of the recruits come from the Italian-speaking Swiss cantons.
Posted by: mrp at May 08, 2025 12:44 PM (rj6Yv)

======

Man, not even Italians speak Italian.

Except in Florence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

294 Ironically, I just had pizza for lunch.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 12:45 PM (qwx/I)

295 Probably Viva Las Vegas. And popes get to wear white after labor day.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 12:45 PM (i0bTX)

296 The calls are coming from inside the call center! Get out!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 08, 2025 12:45 PM (ewjUl)

297 Pope Spaghetti I??

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 08, 2025 12:45 PM (ufFY8)

298 Biden in The View said he couldn't believe how much the Republicans played the race and female cards against Kamala. Shows how demented he is , we all just thought she was an idiot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 12:45 PM (vmkyp)

299 Parolin is pro-migrant, anti-TRump, but at least not a LGTBQ dipstick

Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 12:46 PM (FZn/N)

300 If it's pizza I'm ordering it for dinner tonight to celebrate.

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 12:46 PM (oper7)

301 Good for India. Other than that, couldn't care less if a bunch of Hindus and Muslims tear each other apart. I don't like to see innocents die, but saying that from a foreign policy perspective. Neither country nor religion should concern the US that much.

Posted by: Troofer at May 08, 2025 12:46 PM (ASvvW)

302 Tillis has a DC job paying $600k a year lined up already. He doesn’t give a fuck what Trump thinks of him.

This is why the gop is a shit party and always will be. They stand for nothing but enriching themselves.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 12:46 PM (ImXfC)

303 The world would be better with Pope Pangolin, than Parolin.

Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 12:46 PM (FZn/N)

304 24 smoke

white
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla


Odds are, it's another communist pedo.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 12:46 PM (/U5Yz)

305 "I know many of my fellow Hordians are Catholics so I won't be mean and make pope jokes."

I am Catholic, and went to a Catholic college during the time of Paul VI-JP I-JP II, and for a month or two there on campus people didn't say "Is the pope Catholic?" but "Is the pope dead?"

Posted by: barbarausa at May 08, 2025 12:46 PM (enw9G)

306 Biden in The View said he couldn't believe how much the Republicans played the race and female cards against Kamala.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 12:45 PM (vmkyp)

This from the guy who said he's going to "pick a black woman".

Huh.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 12:46 PM (MNQG6)

307 Parolin is known as a modernist, progressive globalist.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 12:46 PM (BfShq)

308 I just ... it's exhausting.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 12:42 PM (uCjyK)

Yeah, meant to say islamists, but same sentiment.

I don't care. I don't care where your extra-American loyalties lie.

But sure, If a nation's people are wronged, support them logistically and with intelligence, if it is in your national interest.

Otherwise, encourage to them settle matters within their respective borders, with as little American blood and treasure are possible.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 12:47 PM (i24o9)

309 Two polls (spit) over the past few months have shown Lara Trump absolutely trouncing Tillis in a primary.

Dozens of points.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Even Ray Charles can see:
Lara Trump >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mary Trump

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 08, 2025 12:47 PM (KRLIN)

310 If the GOP was serious about unity as a party and working with their titular leader and alleged ally, then Tillis would lose his senate position and be replaced, or pressured with the possibility.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 12:47 PM (2VST1)

311 307 Parolin is known as a modernist, progressive globalist.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 12:46 PM (BfShq)


Yep, a total asshole

Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 12:47 PM (FZn/N)

312 I pray the new pope is the Nigerian cardinal.

At least a non-Jesuit and non-commie like Pope Fiction
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2025 12:43 PM (x0n13)

-----

No offense, but only I can tease my brother.

Posted by: Troofer at May 08, 2025 12:47 PM (ASvvW)

313 263
‘Second, so the Indian cocksuckers could've killed this guy 20 years ago but sat on it and kept him alive as a Just In Case card to played later?’

I agree with this so much that I pre-posted it in comment 31.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 08, 2025 12:47 PM (jbnUc)

314 303 The world would be better with Pope Pangolin, than Parolin.
Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 12:46 PM (FZn/N)

Or Pope Penguin, even.

Posted by: Have to watch for declaring himself Emperor though at May 08, 2025 12:47 PM (TbWk/)

315 > 294 Ironically, I just had pizza for lunch.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 12:45 PM (qwx/I)

Thanks!That reminded me I have leftover pizza in the fridge, so that solves lunch.

Or maybe brunch... my stomach is suggesting that a slice or two would be a good idea right now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2025 12:47 PM (W5ArC)

316

I tell ya' Horde I tell ya', it's rough out there I tell ya'. When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 08, 2025 12:48 PM (5hfjS)

317
Incidentally, it had just occurred to me, kinda epiphanically, (wait, that's a real word? I just typed it out thinking it was gobbledygook), that 2025 Me gives no shit about Dan Pearl.

2003 Me gave a shit about Daniel Pearl, but I don't anymore. Same with Nick Berg, and that CIA fuckface Johnny Michael John Mike Michael Spann, or whatever his real name was.

What were these people REALLY doing over there? All CIA Shits? What we're WE doing over there? The whole Iraq thing STINKS and was Bullshit. Fuck you, bush & cheney. bush & cheney should die 300,000 deaths and then rot in Hell.

Good afternoon, everybody!

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 12:48 PM (ZUOEn)

318
Poly Market is saying Pietro Parolin
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 08, 2025 12:39 PM (FCrpy

Makes sense... An Italian Pope
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 12:39 PM (VE6XX)



I seem to remember a lot of pasta-eaters whining about John Paul II when he was elected in '78.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2025 12:48 PM (y9nCu)

319 The sun is setting on Rome....

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:48 PM (g47mK)

320 There are a lot of bad choices and q few good ones. He will be on the balcony in a few minutes.

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 12:48 PM (oper7)

321 Ducati owners will still require a note from the pope to fix their motorcycles.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 12:48 PM (i0bTX)

322 I would say not what the Church needs at this point. Not some pejorative.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 12:48 PM (BfShq)

323 307 Parolin is known as a modernist, progressive globalist.
Posted by: Marcus T


Yup.
I hope it's Cardinal Robert Saran. /dreamer

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 12:48 PM (/U5Yz)

324 Regarding the new Pope selection; to ease uncertainty, it's not me.

Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2025 12:48 PM (8gM3l)

325 Pope Panda Express?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2025 12:49 PM (FuJQi)

326 Wait! Wait!, a Buick sedan has pulled up to the service entrance of the Vatican with a trunk full of ballots.

Posted by: It's Legit! at May 08, 2025 12:49 PM (G5+As)

327 Two polls (spit) over the past few months have shown Lara Trump absolutely trouncing Tillis in a primary.

Dozens of points.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Lara Trump is hot. That lady definitely works out with very good results. Should be worth say 5% in an election; she’s got the young male demo wrapped up

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 08, 2025 12:49 PM (sBt/s)

328 Tillis was offended that Martin defended some J6ers. To Tillis, those ugly peasants violated his precious sanctum of the Capitol and deserved no defense, and Martin no mercy for taking up their cause.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 08, 2025 12:49 PM (vsTPo)

329 Pope Pony Express >> Pope Panda Express

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 12:50 PM (/U5Yz)

330 I'm inclined to take India's side if for no other reason than because it is responding to terrorism. Doesn't mean I want to be involved per se. But it seems like there's a pretty clear casus belli here.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 08, 2025 12:50 PM (9pcIx)

331 awwww, more beautiful shots of Rome and the Tiber...

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:50 PM (g47mK)

332 Fuck you, bush & cheney. bush & cheney should die 300,000 deaths and then rot in Hell.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 12:48 PM (ZUOEn)

Preach!!

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 12:50 PM (ImXfC)

333 "I don't want our country to be involved" is not quite the same as "everyone's the same, there are no sides".

It's not. You can have an opinion on a fight that's not yours.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 12:50 PM (MNQG6)

334 It's a me, Mario!!!!

Posted by: Pope Mario at May 08, 2025 12:50 PM (jGJov)

335 Yup.
I hope it's Cardinal Robert Saran. /dreamer
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 12:48 PM (/U5Yz

Sarah is pro-migrant too. The Hungarian would be the best choice, but we'll probably be stuck with FRancisII

Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 12:50 PM (FZn/N)

336 Before you know it being an actual good Catholic will mean converting to Orthodox Presbyterianism.

Posted by: Boring services and Biblical moral beliefs at May 08, 2025 12:50 PM (TbWk/)

337 > 326 Wait! Wait!, a Buick sedan has pulled up to the service entrance of the Vatican with a trunk full of ballots.
Posted by: It's Legit! at May 08, 2025 12:49 PM (G5+As)

And the new popes are... Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton, and Ilhan Omar, in an unprecedented three-way joint papacy!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2025 12:50 PM (W5ArC)

338 328 Tillis was offended that Martin defended some J6ers. To Tillis, those ugly peasants violated his precious sanctum of the Capitol and deserved no defense, and Martin no mercy for taking up their cause.
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 08, 2025 12:49 PM (vsTPo)

Trump did say he was gonna find a place for Martin and he had a good replacement...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 12:50 PM (VE6XX)

339 The best strippers have well-developed pole arms.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I coulda made my daddy proud!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 08, 2025 12:50 PM (KRLIN)

340 333 "I don't want our country to be involved" is not quite the same as "everyone's the same, there are no sides".

It's not. You can have an opinion on a fight that's not yours.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 12:50 PM (MNQG6)

=======

"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
-the guy who just likes to scream fight

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:50 PM (GBKbO)

341 Why do the Irish never get a pope?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 08, 2025 12:51 PM (Vj4xA)

342 Because in the 1800s it was Italians like Garibaldi who wanted the Papal States swept aside to make a country.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2025 12:44 PM (FuJQi)

Interesting that Myles Keogh (died at the Battle of Little Bighorn), and Phillip Kearny (died at the Battle of Chantilly), both served in the Papal Army before their US Civil War service.

Posted by: mrp at May 08, 2025 12:51 PM (rj6Yv)

343 Lara Trump is hot. That lady definitely works out with very good results. Should be worth say 5% in an election; she’s got the young male demo wrapped up
Posted by: LinusVanPelt a


Show a little leg and a little cleavage and it's a done deal.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 12:51 PM (/U5Yz)

344 It’s all guesswork for the next few minutes. But all I things occur according to His will. So we just need to see what God wants us to take from this.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 12:51 PM (BfShq)

345 Regarding the new Pope selection; to ease uncertainty, it's not me.
Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2025 12:48 PM (8gM3l)

Pity, that. You would totally rock a miter!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2025 12:51 PM (E9fo7)

346 Reading about the Mirage fighter jets being used by India reminds me of high school French. There was a whole chapter in industry in France, like some kind of corporate propaganda sure we had Yoplait, Thomson, but then there was also a section on military contractors. I still remember reading about the sale of Mirages to Cote d'Ivoire. Back then it sounded like some knock off F14 and we all laughed at the silly French and their white flag military.

Posted by: mishdog at May 08, 2025 12:51 PM (67ybr)

347 So Maryland Man is 1000% entitled to due process. But American citizens are not? Because that’s what Tillis is saying essentially.

Your 2025 GOP ladies and gents.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 12:51 PM (ImXfC)

348 298 Biden in The View said he couldn't believe how much the Republicans played the race and female cards against Kamala. Shows how demented he is , we all just thought she was an idiot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 12:45 PM (vmkyp)


Joe has been a Chatty Cathy doll since 2008. Pull the string and you'll hear the same crap no matter the venue or audience: Race card, peasant illegals are the USA's only hope for a good future, good Republicans are those who vote for bipartisan bills that Joe blesses, I'm a wise foreign policy expert, I graduated first in my law school class, abortion is a right, dammit!, and you know the rest of his spiel.

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 12:51 PM (aBgBM)

349 The CIA is at the top of "America's Enemies." Any other nations' ICs that work with them are our enemies too.

Oh, and BTW, the asshoe Mayor of London is a Paki. And Paki is considered like th N-word, so I could be arrested in UK for saying this.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 08, 2025 12:52 PM (wBaIH)

350 > 336 Before you know it being an actual good Catholic will mean converting to Orthodox Presbyterianism.
Posted by: Boring services and Biblical moral beliefs at May 08, 2025 12:50 PM (TbWk/)

Maybe one of the Anglican-adjacent African churches?

Unlike our Episcopalians, they appear to still actually be Anglicans (just as the African Catholics appear to still be Catholics).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2025 12:52 PM (W5ArC)

351 If the next Pope announces a Crusade to take back the Holy Land, I'm on the next plane.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 12:52 PM (qwx/I)

352 Liawatha, Felonious, and Illham?

You have a really kinky idea of a four-way

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2025 12:52 PM (FuJQi)

353 Does the new pope have to choose his papal name before his introduction?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 08, 2025 12:52 PM (kTd/k)

354 What happens if the Hawaiian Judge says that they picked the wrong Pope?

Do-over?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 08, 2025 12:52 PM (a1415)

355 Poly Market is saying Pietro Parolin

The Blues Brothers say rollin', rollin', rollin'...

Posted by: Jake and Elwood at May 08, 2025 12:53 PM (XSDUb)

356 353 Does the new pope have to choose his papal name before his introduction?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 08, 2025 12:52 PM (kTd/k)

=======

I believe it's one of the first things the other cardinals ask of him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:53 PM (GBKbO)

357 Wait! Wait!, a Buick sedan has pulled up to the service entrance of the Vatican with a trunk full of ballots.
Posted by: It's Legit! at May 08, 2025 12:49 PM (G5+As)


It’s Italy. It was a Fiat.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 12:53 PM (ImXfC)

358 Pietro Parolin: so you’re saying Clark Kent without Superman. We could use some Superman right now. If so, wonder what his papal cognomen will be?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 12:53 PM (YSv5G)

359 > 353 Does the new pope have to choose his papal name before his introduction?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 08, 2025 12:52 PM (kTd/k)

According to the Conclave movie (yeah, I know, but it's been given a fair amount of credit for being accurate), yes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2025 12:53 PM (W5ArC)

360 Pope Daryl the first.

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 12:53 PM (oper7)

361 I have to start getting moving. Lot to do.

I have the "news" on. I'm just wondering if the new Pope is muslim. As a bold new outreach program....

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 08, 2025 12:53 PM (jvJvP)

362 We be hopes that they be picked Presdent Obama as the next Pope.

We love hims and cands be the furst Pope of Coller

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at May 08, 2025 12:54 PM (G3151)

363 The EU can overturn a Romanian presidential election. They can do so with a pope election as well I think?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 12:54 PM (ImXfC)

364 Pope Express Lube >>> Pope Pony Express >> Pope Panda Express

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 12:54 PM (/U5Yz)

365 A Pangolin is going to be the new Pope? Oh, that didn't work out in that wet market, nosireee.

What?

Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at May 08, 2025 12:54 PM (PiwSw)

366 "Biden in The View said he couldn't believe how much the Republicans played the race and female cards against Kamala."


Not true but I have to admit the retard card was played a lot.

Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2025 12:54 PM (GUOwU)

367 Tillis was offended that Martin defended some J6ers. To Tillis, those ugly peasants violated his precious sanctum of the Capitol and deserved no defense, and Martin no mercy for taking up their cause.
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 08, 2025 12:49 PM (vsTPo)

Tillis claimed that the J6ers "absolutely destroyed the Capitol". When someone uses a lie like that to buttress an argument, walk away.

Posted by: mrp at May 08, 2025 12:54 PM (rj6Yv)

368 Pizza. If it's him will be Urban.

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 12:54 PM (oper7)

369 Pope Vice Pope Eric sounds good!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2025 12:55 PM (E9fo7)

370 Interesting note:

The guy with the nickname Francis II, Cardinal Tagle from the Philippines, was appointed by Benedict, not Francis.

Going to show that appointments aren't always along ideological or theological lines.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:55 PM (GBKbO)

371 One of the Cardinals demanded a recount ??

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:55 PM (g47mK)

372 Pope Shaka Zulu I

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2025 12:55 PM (FuJQi)

373 Is there a list of appropriate papal names?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 08, 2025 12:55 PM (kTd/k)

374 Could be the dark horse Alabama cardinal, whose regnal name will be Pope Bubba.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2025 12:55 PM (W5ArC)

375 353 Does the new pope have to choose his papal name before his introduction?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 08, 2025 12:52 PM (kTd/k)

=======

I believe it's one of the first things the other cardinals ask of him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:53 PM (GBKbO)
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I watched a video the other day about the seven things that are bestowed upon the new pope after he's selected. And yes, he chooses a new name at that time as one of the seven things. Then he'll be introduced as the new pope, discarding his old self behind.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 12:55 PM (7fElN)

376 We secretly replaced the new pope with Taylor Swift...

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 12:56 PM (i0bTX)

377 Pope Shaka Zulu I

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2025 12:55 PM (FuJQi)
________________

I say again: Pope Bubba Kingfish I

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 12:56 PM (YqDXo)

378 353 Does the new pope have to choose his papal name before his introduction?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 08, 2025 12:52 PM (kTd/k)

Yes.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 12:56 PM (tOcjL)

379 356 353 Does the new pope have to choose his papal name before his introduction?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 08, 2025 12:52 PM (kTd/k)

=======

I believe it's one of the first things the other cardinals ask of him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:53 PM

Do you except then they ask the name and he gets fitted with white

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 08, 2025 12:56 PM (FCrpy)

380 Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 12:51 PM (ImXfC)

It's just an excuse. Tillis has no real reason beyond "arrrrr, this way be more money, matey, arrrr".

Note how they always like to pick some High Moral Ground but that's all it is. If it wasn't this it would be objection to something to do with George Floyd. I'm sure McCain had some shtick reason for voting down the Ocare thing. It's all shtick.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 12:56 PM (MNQG6)

381 They probably elected Xi, to keep getting the money from Beijing

Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 12:56 PM (FZn/N)

382 Oh, and BTW, the asshoe Mayor of London is a Paki. And Paki is considered like th N-word, so I could be arrested in UK for saying this.
______

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PAKISTAN MEANS LAND OF THE PURE, SO CALLING SOMEONE PAKI MEANS YOU ARE CALLING THEM PURE WHICH IS A SLUR BECAUSE YOU REALLY DON'T MEAN IT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 08, 2025 12:56 PM (fugD5)

383 Does the new pope have to choose his papal name before his introduction?

I'd advise against "Pope Diddy".

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2025 12:56 PM (jTkkJ)

384 375 I watched a video the other day about the seven things that are bestowed upon the new pope after he's selected. And yes, he chooses a new name at that time as one of the seven things. Then he'll be introduced as the new pope, discarding his old self behind.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 12:55 PM (7fElN)

=======

"I wish to be known as Pope Slap-a-bitch."

"Uh...you're holiness?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:56 PM (GBKbO)

385 Who gives a fuck what J6ers did or didnt do. Everyone has the right to be represented by a lawyer when accused of a crime.

Is Tillis seriously saying that nobody should have represented them?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 12:56 PM (ImXfC)

386 Meanwhile, Ron DeSantis is definitely out of his honeymoon phase in Florida. The speaker of the house there is in kind of a civil war with the guv…. Why does the GOP never let us have nice things?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 08, 2025 12:56 PM (sBt/s)

387 We secretly replaced the new pope with Taylor Swift...
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 12:56 PM (i0bTX)

Let's see if anyone notices.

Posted by: Freeze dried Pontiff crystals at May 08, 2025 12:56 PM (TbWk/)

388 Does the new pope have to choose his papal name before his introduction?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAG

That or 'X' name.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2025 12:56 PM (agYoY)

389 Covid came from a Parolin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2025 12:57 PM (63Dwl)

390 What were these people REALLY doing over there? All CIA Shits? What we're WE doing over there? The whole Iraq thing STINKS and was Bullshit. Fuck you, bush & cheney. bush & cheney should die 300,000 deaths and then rot in Hell.

Good afternoon, everybody!
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 12:48 PM (ZUOEn)

Probably working for the CIA, yes.

And I care in the sense that I don't want people being beheaded.

That said, as others have mentioned, it certainly seems like the Indians knew where this guy was before this most recent war.

And I'm sure the ISI knew where he was.

Which means the CIA very likely also knew where he was.

So like... ehhhhh?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 12:57 PM (uCjyK)

391 Pope Bugger IX

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 12:57 PM (/U5Yz)

392
Anyone remember Pussy Riot? Ace was enamored with them for a while. Has it been 10 years, already?

Ace like Pussy Riot because they were lesbos, and we all know Ace likes the lesbos. Anyways, did Putin finally unalive those left-wing cuntskis?

I'm up to season 3 of House of Cards, it's gay, gay, gay, Russia, Russia, Russia. The show sucks. But it's funny to see how Hollywood handled Russia and gays Pre-Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 12:57 PM (ZUOEn)

393 I watched a video the other day about the seven things that are bestowed upon the new pope after he's selected. And yes, he chooses a new name at that time as one of the seven things. Then he'll be introduced as the new pope, discarding his old self behind.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 12:55 PM (7fElN)

Following the steps of Peter

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 08, 2025 12:57 PM (FCrpy)

394 The guy with the nickname Francis II, Cardinal Tagle from the Philippines, was appointed by Benedict, not Francis.
==
He has issues. Francis canned from Caritas for protecting a pedo. And also possibly for financial issues. He supposedly has a gambling issue. Gambles through an intermediary. A rich Filipino chines banking family that owns casinos was bankrolling his internet marketing campaign. China ties as well .

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 12:57 PM (oper7)

395 Bring back some classic pope names. Haven't had a Sixtus or a Celestine in a few centuries.

Posted by: brak at May 08, 2025 12:57 PM (jGJov)

396 And yes, he chooses a new name at that time as one of the seven things. Then he'll be introduced as the new pope, discarding his old self behind.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 12:55 PM (7fElN)
________________

Kinda like Brits who "elevated," and choose a new name for the House of "Lords." Presumably because they've already discredited their birth names badly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 12:57 PM (YqDXo)

397 "I wish to be known as Pope Slap-a-bitch."

"Uh...you're holiness?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:56 PM (GBKbO)
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There are a few restrictions on what names are available...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 12:57 PM (7fElN)

398 Pope Iceberg Slim

Posted by: The Pimp Hand of God at May 08, 2025 12:58 PM (TbWk/)

399 If it's a good leftist they will probably go with Pious.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 12:58 PM (MNQG6)

400 That shouldn't take too long. I'd wager that 100% of those who reach cardinal rank have already decided what their regnal name would be. Probably 90% of bishops and archbishops.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2025 12:58 PM (W5ArC)

401 Pope Patrick
Let’s Go

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 08, 2025 12:58 PM (FCrpy)

402 The wall hit Taylor Swift that hard?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2025 12:58 PM (FuJQi)

403 They will go modern and crowdsource the new name!

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:58 PM (g47mK)

404 389 Covid came from a Parolin.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2025 12:57 PM (63Dwl)

Rofl, apparently Parolin is close to the CCP

Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 12:58 PM (FZn/N)

405 He supposedly has a gambling issue.
_________________

I bet he doesn't.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 12:58 PM (YqDXo)

406 395 Bring back some classic pope names. Haven't had a Sixtus or a Celestine in a few centuries.

Posted by: brak at May 08, 2025 12:57 PM (jGJov)

Or a Peter...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 12:58 PM (tOcjL)

407 Bugger IX
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 12:57 PM (/U5Yz)

Isn't that Buttigieg's SS code name.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 12:58 PM (MNQG6)

408 I watched the movie Conclave last weekend and now I’m worried the new pope will have a uterus and ovaries…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 08, 2025 12:58 PM (sBt/s)

409 Popey McPopeface

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 08, 2025 12:58 PM (Vj4xA)

410 I wish to be known as Pope Slap-a-bitch."

"Uh...you're holiness?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:56 PM 


Pope Pimp Hand.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 08, 2025 12:58 PM (jvJvP)

411 397 "I wish to be known as Pope Slap-a-bitch."

"Uh...you're holiness?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:56 PM (GBKbO)
---
There are a few restrictions on what names are available...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 12:57 PM (7fElN)

=======

"Alright, how about Pope Slapey-le-bitche. Make it sound Italian."

"We're good."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:59 PM (GBKbO)

412 371 One of the Cardinals demanded a recount ??

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:55 PM (g47mK)


Ralph Fiennes is having a hard time deciding if he should out the newly-elected Pope as a (_________). [Omitted because it's a humongous spoiler]

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 12:59 PM (aBgBM)

413 Just hope the new pope isn't as bad as the last

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 12:59 PM (VE6XX)

414 Would Pope Bubba be a possibility?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 08, 2025 12:59 PM (kTd/k)

415 360

And my other Pope Daryl.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 12:59 PM (YSv5G)

416 Popey McPopeface?

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 12:59 PM (MNQG6)

417 When told "a man going into Conclave thinking Pope, comes out a Cardinanal."

Parolin responded" Oh yeah? Let me show you how it's done."

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 12:59 PM (G0vdT)

418 Just hope the new pope isn't as bad as the last
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 12:59 PM (VE6XX)

2025: The Year of the Low Bar

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 12:59 PM (MNQG6)

419 Pope Mohamed I

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 12:59 PM (/U5Yz)

420 401 Pope Patrick
Let’s Go

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 08, 2025 12:58 PM (FCrpy)
_____________

Not so fast. There's never been a pope "Jay."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:00 PM (YqDXo)

421 Ralph Fiennes is having a hard time deciding if he should out the newly-elected Pope as a (_________). [Omitted because it's a humongous spoiler]
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 12:59 PM (aBgBM)


Homo?

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 01:00 PM (EynyL)

422
Pope Dope

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:00 PM (ZUOEn)

423 That said, as others have mentioned, it certainly seems like the Indians knew where this guy was before this most recent war.

And I'm sure the ISI knew where he was.

Which means the CIA very likely also knew where he was.

So like... ehhhhh?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 12:57 PM (uCjyK)

=====================

It's almost like they were saving the Daniel Pearl headline till they needed it.

Posted by: The Truth at May 08, 2025 01:00 PM (uxQCS)

424 >>The Indian government announced on Thursday that its military had killed the Islamic terrorist who beheaded Jewish-American journalist Daniel Pearl.


Fabulous!

Meanwhile, KSM still lives in Gitmo. Why?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 01:00 PM (ke82b)

425 If it's Tagle, take your money out of the Vatican Bank.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2025 01:00 PM (qwx/I)

426 Pope Sayyourname?

Damn it!!

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:00 PM (MNQG6)

427 I want a working class pontiff this time around. Like a Pope Smitty I.

Posted by: An idea whose time has come at May 08, 2025 01:00 PM (TbWk/)

428 If we get a Francis II. Look out.

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 01:00 PM (oper7)

429 Hawaiian Judge blocks the New Pope from being selected and demands a recount...

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at May 08, 2025 01:01 PM (2jIse)

430
DJ Popity Pope-Pope

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 08, 2025 01:01 PM (ZUOEn)

431 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 08, 2025 01:01 PM (2UnvF)

432 Pope Mix-a-Lot?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 01:01 PM (YqDXo)

433 417 When told "a man going into Conclave thinking Pope, comes out a Cardinanal."

Parolin responded" Oh yeah? Let me show you how it's done."

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 12:59 PM (G0vdT)

To be fair, he's one of the 1st who got to still be of age and a cardinal when working the position that had him personally interacting with all the cardinals in the world, even more than the pope did.

As someone mentioned, 2 cardinals from Africa would know him better than they know each other...

So, it could be a vote of "go with what you know"...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 01:01 PM (tOcjL)

434 Pope Fehgetaboutit

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:01 PM (ImXfC)

435 Pope Woger!

Posted by: Ponthius Pilate at May 08, 2025 01:01 PM (Aqu9a)

436 Tim

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 01:01 PM (MNQG6)

437 Ralph Fiennes is having a hard time deciding if he should out the newly-elected Pope as a (_________). [Omitted because it's a humongous spoiler]
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 12:59 PM (aBgBM)


Homo?
Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2025 01:00 PM (EynyL)

Not much of a spoiler. They're like 70% closet cases.

Posted by: Time to alter boy at May 08, 2025 01:02 PM (TbWk/)

438 Pope Shedeur Sanders

Posted by: Shedeur Sanders at May 08, 2025 01:02 PM (PiwSw)

439 Pope Maryland Man

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 01:02 PM (ImXfC)

440 Pope Shedeur Sanders
=
We could actually do worse....

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 01:03 PM (oper7)

441 Pope Daryl the first.
Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 12:53 PM (oper7)

With his brothers, Larry and Daryl, as his aides.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 01:03 PM (VNX3d)

442 Rumor is....
New Pope

Do you have to light fireworks or anything?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2025 01:03 PM (agYoY)

443 438 Pope Shedeur Sanders
Posted by: Shedeur Sanders at May 08, 2025 01:02 PM (PiwSw)
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Can't be. It would have taken 144 votes!

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 01:04 PM (G0vdT)

444 Can't you choose a cool nickname like Sultan of Swat?

Posted by: The Grand Poof at May 08, 2025 01:04 PM (G5+As)

445 They will go modern and crowdsource the new name!

Posted by: runner

Or sell naming rights to a corporate sponsor like Pope Bank of America.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 01:04 PM (L/fGl)

446 If it is Parolin, JPII will be rolling his eyes.

Not a good choice for freedom.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2025 01:06 PM (81zqR)

447 God give us a Pope with wisdom, fidelity, fortitude, and courage. A Holy Pope. A Pope of Maximum Faith. Deus Vult.

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 01:06 PM (oper7)

448 Pope of Priest

Theme song:
Pope, Pope, Pope, Pope of Priest,
Pope, Pope, Pope, Pope of Priest,...

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 01:07 PM (VNX3d)

449 Thank you, Republic on India.
FU, Islamic Republic of Pakistan.

Posted by: jimmy mcnulty at May 08, 2025 01:08 PM (m7IZx)

450 Saw the pope get off a helicopter at Universal studios in 1987.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 01:08 PM (i0bTX)

451 Is Tillis seriously saying that nobody should have represented them?

Yeah he'd have wanted to hang John Adams for defending British troops.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2025 01:09 PM (2VST1)

452 Simon was renamed Peter by our Lord. Σίμων -> Πέτρος. There is probably some word play lost in the translation from Aramaic to Koine, but basically I interpret it to mean Simon Peter is the rock on which Christ will build His Church.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 01:10 PM (YSv5G)

453 the rock on which Christ will build His Church.

And the gates of hell will not prevail against it.

Wordplay. Gates family??

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 01:11 PM (oper7)

454 awww, nice areal shots of Rome...
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 12:28 PM (g47mK)



Could be some nice areola shots too, if it's skin to win.

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 08, 2025 01:12 PM (144I4)

455 Wow

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 01:13 PM (oper7)

456 Not great.

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 01:15 PM (oper7)

457 American.

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 01:15 PM (oper7)

458 "I sure hope the Indians gave him Due Process."
BEST COMMENT OF THE DAY. THANKS ACE! 🤣

Posted by: Tracy at May 08, 2025 01:16 PM (WiPZ9)

459 Chicago guy

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 01:16 PM (oper7)

460 Erick Erickson@EWErickson
I want Pizzaballa. I want him to change his name to Pope Pepperoni. I want his first edict to be that you will burn in hell for eternity if you put pineapple on pizza.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (L/fGl)

461 Why do the Irish never get a pope?
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 08, 2025 12:51 PM (Vj4xA)

We have a pope?

Posted by: Shamus O'Toole At Shaun's Pub-last stool on the left at May 08, 2025 01:17 PM (5xuJ/)

462 He's a social justice pope .. long time in Latin America

Posted by: night lifted at May 08, 2025 01:22 PM (FZn/N)

463 Or sell naming rights to a corporate sponsor like Pope Bank of America.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
--------

FWIW, re Brian Moynihan CEO of BoA
Moynihan was born in Marietta, Ohio, the sixth of eight children in a Catholic family

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2025 01:23 PM (XeU6L)

464 Harry, ace got pulled over to the "America First" side, kicking and screaming, by one Donald J Trump.

We all knew he wasn't gonna stay there.
Posted by: The Truth at May 08, 2025 12:42 PM (uxQCS)


Hold up. Ace said nothing about our being involved, just that Muslims getting blown up is a good thing. The fact that you think that's objectionable says more about you than him.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2025 01:34 PM (2ocoG)

465 If I was Taiwan, I would be pretty nervous right now.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 12:07 PM (i24o9)

I am still shocked China didn't take Taiwan during Joey Biden's meat-puppet presidency.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 12:09 PM (xcxpd)

According to long time US Policy Red China owns Taiwan already and has for decades. There is just an agreement that they will let it self administer itself.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 08, 2025 01:51 PM (8avO+)

466 The murderer of Daniel Pearl killed, thank you India.

What a shame on George Bush, what a shame on all of our agencies who were involved and did NOTHING. What a shame on us for allowing them to get away with doing NOTHING.

India, thank you. And thank you for showing the world how to respect terrorists.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 01:59 PM (lCWOD)

467 So Prevost is a progressive. They have taken control of the Church and won't let go. Kinda like democrats in California.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 02:05 PM (G0vdT)

468 This Code Pink Right thing...

It's wild how there's an actual position between tip toeing through the tulips with Frum and not jumping onto teams that we don't know very much about, because reasons.

Posted by: Harlock at May 08, 2025 02:29 PM (55KD0)

469 Pakistan ISI also took part in a couple of terror attacks against India. Pakistan was much more concerned with anything India did than anything that happened in Afghanistan. That is why it was such a windfall when the grabbed the weapons at Bagram Air Base that President Biden left for them.

Posted by: wferrin at May 08, 2025 04:50 PM (BBxcN)

470 There is a special place in Hell for Monsters like this but No Virgins for you Goat Humper

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 08, 2025 05:39 PM (wGqjj)

471 I am sure this paragraph has touched all the internet
viewers, its really really nice post on building up new weblog.

Posted by: Criminal Law Solicitors London at May 08, 2025 07:56 PM (QwcBE)

The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition

punk-monkey.jpg

A long time ago, we fought a war against the British Empire, in part because the people of the American colonies were increasingly offended by the idea of royalty, and the unearned privileges that emanate from that concept. We even specified in our overarching legal document that nobility was not to be tolerated!

From Article 1, Section 9 of the United States Constitution:

No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

Seems pretty clear, and it meshes rather nicely with America's cultural proclivity for success based on nothing other than hard work and a good idea.

So how have we devolved from that laudable attitude to this pathetic display of unearned privilege?

Jasmine Crockett accused of 'abusing her power' at airport boarding gate

Congress has morphed from a body of citizens representing their neighbors, to a group of entitled elitists whose seats seem more like sinecures than vital parts of a constitutional republic. Jasmine Crockett, an execrable example of the Peter Principle may not even be the worst of our congressmen! There are innumerable news stories of haughty congressmen behaving more like 18th century French or Russian noblemen than members of the body politic in a freedom-loving republic.

Their perks are countless, and paid for by you and me. A fat base salary, obscene budgets for staff and travel, essentially no restrictions on insider trading that would get normies sent to prison, preferential treatment by corporations, a damned state-of-the-art gym (for free), free parking, and on and on. But that isn't enough for these entitled c*nts. They want us to bend the knee, and demand special treatment to separate themselves from the mere citizens they "represent."

I know that I am shoveling sh*t against the tide when I complain about them, but it is important to remember that they work for us, that the position is what is important, and not the person who temporarily holds that position.

In a perfect world, no public building would be named for politicians. No politician would be entitled to any accommodation that a typical American citizen cannot get. In fact, they should be held to a higher standard, because they supposedly defend us from the exact sort of government that recognizes unearned privilege!

I was standing around in an airport a few days ago, waiting to board a plane. The man in front of me had prosthetic arms (both of them!) and a prosthetic leg. He fumbled around for his passport for a bit (hooks and pockets don't work well together), but managed to navigate the process without help from airport police, the airline, or anyone else.

If he can do it alone, then some able-bodied half-wit who fancies herself the Queen of Dallas can also be held to the same standard.

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter] And the Apple and Spotify feeds for CJN's podcast should be working!

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




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1 Nawww

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 11:00 AM (c+HYQ)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: PornHub at May 08, 2025 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Yah!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 11:01 AM (c+HYQ)

4 SON of a BITCH.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

5 CBD, are you back in Frogistan?

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 11:02 AM (77rzZ)

6 4 SON of a BITCH.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

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Clear your browser history, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:02 AM (GBKbO)

7 Raycist!!!!

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 11:02 AM (ImXfC)

8 If he can do it alone, then some able-bodied half-wit who fancies herself the Queen of Dallas can also be held to the same standard.


But, she black.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 11:03 AM (Zz0t1)

9
Clear your browser history, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:02 AM (GBKbO)/i]


Or, pulling my head out of my ass would be a start.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 11:03 AM (Zz0t1)

10

Every time the conclave fails to reach a decision, they throw a black Cardinal on the fire...

Posted by: Elderly Git at May 08, 2025 11:03 AM (x5WNN)

11 8 If he can do it alone, then some able-bodied half-wit who fancies herself the Queen of Dallas can also be held to the same standard.


But, she black.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 11:03 AM (Zz0t1)

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So, since America is systemically racist, she's always last to board and has to check the bags she bought as carry on because there's no more room?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:03 AM (GBKbO)

12 Elected office is the easiest way to money, power and...other things in America. Its no wonder so many people fight so hard to get elected and then don't do a damn thing of note in their whole political career.

*apparently the other big thing our elites want is...kids.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 11:04 AM (t0Rmr)

13 It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonored by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice.

Ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government. Ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.

Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse. Gold is your God. Which of you have not bartered your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?

Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defiled this sacred place, and turned the Lord's temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices?

Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation. You were deputed here by the people to get grievances redressed, are yourselves become the greatest grievance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2025 11:04 AM (uWKK8)

14
So, since America is systemically racist, she's always last to board and has to check the bags she bought as carry on because there's no more room?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:03 AM (GBKbO)



She's a literal modern day Rosa Parks, you see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)

15 So, since America is systemically racist, she's always last to board and has to check the bags she bought as carry on because there's no more room?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:03 AM (GBKbO)

The back of the plane is last to board for a reason.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 11:05 AM (i24o9)

16 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2025 11:04 AM (uWKK

Where is that from?

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 11:06 AM (77rzZ)

17 Well, they do announce that children and people with special needs can board first...

Posted by: red speck at May 08, 2025 11:06 AM (0Id0S)

18 "Jasmine Crockett with a taxpayer-funded police escort, cutting everyone in line — even making DISABLED people wait."

Those people in the wheel chairs have white privilege so it is OK.

Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2025 11:06 AM (GUOwU)

19 It's our fault really as the majority does give these people importance. A few ridden out on a railing after a tar & feather experience would encourage les autres.

Posted by: Ciampino - just an example at May 08, 2025 11:07 AM (sPQoU)

20 I despise the elitist crowd. They suck donkey cock because that is who they are. 75% of the money spent by Congress is waste, fraud, abuse, and/or outright theft; 75% of the federal employees are nothing but toxic parasites.
/Come SMOD we need you.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 08, 2025 11:07 AM (JNTt1)

21 16 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2025 11:04 AM (uWKK

Where is that from?
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 11:06 AM (77rzZ)

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Feels a big Thomas Paine-y.

The real one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:07 AM (GBKbO)

22 Their perks are countless, and paid for by you and me. A fat base salary, obscene budgets for staff and travel, essentially no restrictions on insider trading that would get normies sent to prison, preferential treatment by corporations, a damned state-of-the-art gym (for free), free parking, and on and on. But that isn't enough for these entitled c*nts. They want us to bend the knee, and demand special treatment to separate themselves from the mere citizens they "represent."

TBH I'd have no problem with MUCH higher salaries for elected officials if we can cut off the other things.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 11:07 AM (t0Rmr)

23 Jasmine's prosthetic eyelashes entitle her to preferred boarding and seating.

Posted by: Blink, Blink at May 08, 2025 11:08 AM (G5+As)

24 I'm becoming increasingly convinced that step 1 in heading off the looming oligarchy will be to increase the number of representatives. There should be one representative per at least 30,000 (which the Constitution specifies) but at *most* one per every 75,000. Otherwise power becomes too concentrated.

Step 2 will be to increase the number of Senators to maintain the balance in the electoral college and to return to state legislatures selecting at least three of them.

Step 3 will be to restrict Congress to one aide per member who remains in the home district.

This will be the likely topic of my dissertation.

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at May 08, 2025 11:08 AM (5CEo8)

25 About a year ago, first-hand report:
Plane boards, everyone suddenly has to wait.
Pelosi, police escort to the tarmac, they roll out the stairs and she boards 1st class.

Not just skipping the line--skipping the whole bullshit security theater they subject all of us to, skip security, skip the line and make everyone else wait.

Also:
Note Michelle Obama casually dropping that she has a police escort for her 4 SUV motorcade as she is driven around LA.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 11:08 AM (OmKmS)

26
Lord put me in the service industry for just one say so I can answer a Crockett with the following:

"Do you know who I am!?"

"No, but I know WHAT you are."

"Oh yeah, and what is that?"

"Look in the mirror and see."

"That's RACIST!"

"Is it?"

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 11:09 AM (MNQG6)

27 Yep, I truly enjoyed my white privilege. Getting a job, usually working a full time and part time job so my wife could stay home and raise the kids, making house payments, car payments, groceries on the table, etc.

Lots of privilege there.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 08, 2025 11:09 AM (tT6L1)

28 21 16 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2025 11:04 AM (uWKK

Where is that from?
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 11:06 AM (77rzZ)

Oliver Cromwell dismissing the Long Parliament, April 1653.

Among other outrages, the Long Parliament had voted several times to indefinitely extend their terms in office, rather than have new elections.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2025 11:09 AM (uWKK8)

29 CBD, you know how much I like you and everything, but Sacred Honor compels me to report you to the Slay Kween Stasi for this gross violation of conduct against Empress Crockett and flagrant display of disrespeck.

Whoopie Gokdberg will soon appear at your door, in full Mr. Peanut/chimney sweep regalia, to serve your summons.
May God have mercy on your soul.

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 11:09 AM (3JHlp)

30 Doesn't first class just go first? class?

Posted by: DaveA at May 08, 2025 11:10 AM (FhXTo)

31 Feels a big Thomas Paine-y.

The real one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Well, since you're the real James Madison, you probably knew him.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 11:10 AM (77rzZ)

32 I despise the elitist crowd. They suck donkey cock because that is who they are. 75% of the money spent by Congress is waste, fraud, abuse, and/or outright theft;

There is an argument that the government should hire people to offset improvements in technology closing out other jobs.

But the bigger problem is that the people we've hired for these jobs don't spend their time picking up litter or something innocuous. They spend their time keeping normal people from being able to be productive.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 11:10 AM (t0Rmr)

33 The government most assuredly does not work for us. The only advantage that democracy has over monarchy is that every common citizen has a (remote) chance to be elected to public office at which point we will grab everything we can get our hands on before our terms end.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 08, 2025 11:11 AM (2ap+5)

34 31 Well, since you're the real James Madison, you probably knew him.
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 11:10 AM (77rzZ)

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More of a Jefferson guy he was.

Especially after the start of the French Revolution.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:11 AM (GBKbO)

35 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2025 11:09 AM (uWKK

Thanks. Cromwell was actually my first guess.

Second guess was that "Gentlemen, I despise each and every one of you" guy.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 11:11 AM (77rzZ)

36 22
TBH I'd have no problem with MUCH higher salaries for elected officials if we can cut off the other things.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 11:07 AM (t0Rmr)

Their heads?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 08, 2025 11:12 AM (N39Ws)

37 UK to buy 10 Billion dollars of Boeing aircraft, that’s part of the Big Beautiful Deal.

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 11:12 AM (3JHlp)

38 maybe the house can do a talk like Jizm Crockett day and mock the shit out of the mutherfukintitass bitch

Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2025 11:12 AM (8uzBS)

39 If we were a serious country, bums would cross the street to avoid being associated with politicians.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 11:13 AM (ExV1e)

40 Well, since you're the real James Madison, you probably knew him.
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 11:10 AM (77rzZ)

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More of a Jefferson guy he was.

Especially after the start of the French Revolution.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Interesting tidbit about Paine: He was a Quaker, yet supported the American Revolution. Made it kinda respectable for other Quakers to do so.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 11:13 AM (77rzZ)

41 TBH I'd have no problem with MUCH higher salaries for elected officials if we can cut off the other things.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 11:07 AM (t0Rmr)

Their heads?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 08, 2025 11:12 AM (N39Ws)
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You, sir, obviously have some interesting ideas. Perchance do you have a newsletter to which I may subscribe?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 08, 2025 11:13 AM (tT6L1)

42 UK to buy 10 Billion dollars of Boeing aircraft, that’s part of the Big Beautiful Deal.

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 11:12 AM (3JHlp)



Trump secretly hates the UK and is trying to kill them off?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 11:13 AM (Zz0t1)

43 Let’s see if I make it in before the 100th comment.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 11:13 AM (YSv5G)

44 Trump secretly hates the UK and is trying to kill them off?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 11:13 AM (Zz0t1)
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It depends, are these the ones with the lithium ion battery packs?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 08, 2025 11:14 AM (tT6L1)

45 Trump secretly hates the UK and is trying to kill them off?
Posted by: Sponge

Step off, Bitch. That's our racket.
-- Muslims

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 11:14 AM (77rzZ)

46 The government most assuredly does not work for us. The only advantage that democracy has over monarchy is that every common citizen has a (remote) chance to be elected to public office at which point we will grab everything we can get our hands on before our terms end.

One of the problems that comes out of managed democracy is that the elites can claim powers that the older monarchy wouldn't dare. And they can claim that it is right and good because "the people voted for it" irrespective of how much fraud, bribery, and lies got them to that position.

And I am reminded of a quote from the revolutionary era - "Which is better - to be ruled by one tyrant three thousand miles away or by three thousand tyrants one mile away?"

Not that I am disparaging the revolution...we had a good run. But we have become worse off now then we were then.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 11:14 AM (t0Rmr)

47 Let’s see if I make it in before the 100th comment.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 11:13 AM (YSv5G)



Wad Status:

[ x ] Blown too early

[ _ ] In tact

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)

48 37 UK to buy 10 Billion dollars of Boeing aircraft, that’s part of the Big Beautiful Deal.
Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 11:12 AM (3JHlp


Boeing? Are we paying them 10B to take them off our hands?

Posted by: Emmie at May 08, 2025 11:14 AM (Sf2cq)

49 Smoke on the Conclave.

Watch these feminists release pink smoke to protest the all-male papal conclave

https://shorturl.at/VghG4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 11:15 AM (L/fGl)

50 Mornin.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 08, 2025 11:15 AM (ewjUl)

51
Watch these feminists release pink smoke to protest the all-male papal conclave


Don't feminists say that associating women with pink is sexist?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 11:15 AM (t0Rmr)

52 Twenty-some years ago, Ariana Huffington was questioned about her using a private jet to go to Davos or some climate conference. She said, "Vell, the plane vas going there anyvay".

Posted by: Non-elite Grundoon at May 08, 2025 11:15 AM (G5+As)

53 Somewhat related:

#BREAKING: The FBI has officially opened up a CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION into NY Attorney General Letitia James for mortgage fraud, per NYP

I can’t WAIT to see this perp walk 🤣

Tick tock, Big Tish!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 11:15 AM (ke82b)

54
It depends, are these the ones with the lithium ion battery packs?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 08, 2025 11:14 AM (tT6L1)



I mean, I thought they still had a high quantity of unqualified DIE hires and were building inferior products that were creating volatile situations for passengers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 11:16 AM (Zz0t1)

55 I can’t WAIT to see this perp walk 🤣

Tick tock, Big Tish!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 11:15 AM (ke82b)

Perp waddle

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 11:16 AM (VE6XX)

56 37 UK to buy 10 Billion dollars of Boeing aircraft, that’s part of the Big Beautiful Deal.

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 11:12 AM (3JHlp)
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Doors not included.

Posted by: Ciampino - doorlocks at May 08, 2025 11:16 AM (sPQoU)

57 Jasmine Crockett is wealthy and went to private schools. She does the sassy ghetto minstrel act because that's how Democrats expect "urban" politicians to act.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 08, 2025 11:16 AM (0O6w3)

58 #BREAKING: The FBI has officially opened up a CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION into NY Attorney General Letitia James for mortgage fraud, per NYP


Then: No one is above the law!

Now: You can't arrest an opposing office holder just because she committed what you think is a crime. That's banana republic stuff!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 11:17 AM (t0Rmr)

59 Lord put me in the service industry for just one say so I can answer a Crockett with the following:

"Do you know who I am!?"

"No, but I know WHAT you are."

"Oh yeah, and what is that?"

"Look in the mirror and see."

"That's RACIST!"

-

Thanks for noticing!

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 11:17 AM (q43oI)

60 #BREAKING: The FBI has officially opened up a CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION into NY Attorney General Letitia James for mortgage fraud, per NYP

I can’t WAIT to see this perp walk 🤣

Tick tock, Big Tish!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 11:15 AM (ke82b)



In before the "nothing will happen" guy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)

61 Sheila Jackson-Lee was doing this bigger and better before Jasmine came along. Something tells me Jasmine will only get more entitled the longer she is in office.
As they all do. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 11:17 AM (ke82b)

62 Don't feminists say that associating women with pink is sexist?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 11:15 AM (t0Rmr)

This...

Posted by: Pussy Hat at May 08, 2025 11:17 AM (xcIvR)

63 I've said nice things about Adam Smith (D), Congressman from Washington's 9th District in the past. Not many, but a few. One of them is that I have seen him several times at the airport in either Seattle or at Reagan and he is always alone, and keeps to himself. Same with the late Jennifer Dunn (R), about whom Crockett isn't worthy to even water the flowers on her grave.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 11:18 AM (W/lyH)

64 Well, first off, pull taxpayer funded security for all but the President, VP and cabinet (not appointees.) Pull it for Congress, including the leadership positions too.

Make them pay for their own security.

And if airports, theaters, restaurants... whatever want to cater to these politician's whims then that's on them.

But I sure as shit shouldn't be paying for their insecurities about being in public with the unwashed masses.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 11:18 AM (Q4IgG)

65 >>Don't feminists say that associating women with pink is sexist?



Feminists are idiots who have no time for things like consistency!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 11:19 AM (ke82b)

66 First question from UK press, predictably leftard slant. At least he didn’t ask about Maryland Man 😁

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 11:19 AM (3JHlp)

67 You don’t p*ss into the wind, you don’t step on Superman’s cape, you don’t take the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger, and you don’t mess around with Jasmine Crockett! (But you remember how that song ended, don’t you?).

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 11:19 AM (YSv5G)

68 Elected black officials seem to view their position as a sort of lottery win that entitles them to be entitled. Sure, there are plenty of equivalent whites (*cough*Hillary*cough*) but the percentage is much, MUCH higher among blacks.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 11:19 AM (s8j++)

69 Willowed
Why the good smoke gotta be white

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 10:58 AM (MNQG6)
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Incense is expensive, used motor oil is cheap.

Posted by: Ciampino - we have no bananas today at May 08, 2025 11:19 AM (sPQoU)

70 So, since America is systemically racist, she's always last to board and has to check the bags she bought as carry on because there's no more room?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:03 AM (GBKbO)


She's a literal modern day Rosa Parks, you see.


She's on someone's underwear?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 11:20 AM (s8j++)

71 I wonder if when handing back CBD's ID the boarding agent says "Have a nice flight, Mr. Dildo".

Posted by: Freakwent Flyer at May 08, 2025 11:20 AM (G5+As)

72 The amount of projection on the left still catches me off guard. I should just create a Bingo card with various things the left accuses the right of and wait. I'd have that Projection Bingo Card filled out within a matter of seconds.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 08, 2025 11:20 AM (tT6L1)

73 I'm becoming increasingly convinced that step 1 in heading off the looming oligarchy will be to increase the number of representatives.

1. Members of Congress shall be in DC only during designated voting times. All other business shall be conducted remotely.
2. One week, and only one week, per month shall be designated for voting and members shall be present for that time to vote in person.
3. No bill may be voted on unless it has been published, in it's final form, for not less than 5 business days prior to the vote.
4. All investments for members of Congress, and their immediate families, shall be held in a blind trust.
5. No immediate family member of a member of Congress may be employed in a manner to benefit from the actions of Congress.
6. An investigatory agency shall be created, staffed and funded directly by the states, which shall have no purpose other than to continually investigate members of Congress.

I have more ideas by Pixy limits me.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 11:21 AM (ExV1e)

74 This is terrible behavior of course, but it is merely the smallest example of the two Americas we live in.

Our elites can get away with literal murder they committed to get away with literal rape (hello Mr Spacey!) .

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 11:21 AM (t0Rmr)

75 71 I wonder if when handing back CBD's ID the boarding agent says "Have a nice flight, Mr. Dildo".
Posted by: Freakwent Flyer at May 08, 2025 11:20 AM (G5+As)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZVd659gxd0

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:21 AM (GBKbO)

76 She would've had a much better flight on Aeriolinias Pinochet.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 11:21 AM (77rzZ)

77 Judge Roy Bean's apology to Congress:

I understand you have taken exception to my calling you whores. I'm sorry. I apologize. I ask you to note that I did not call you callous-ass strumpets, fornicatresses, or low-born gutter sluts. But I did say "whores." No escaping that. And for that slip of the tongue, I apologize.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 08, 2025 11:21 AM (2ap+5)

78 A long time ago, we fought a war against the British Empire

and we're about to win it. Waiting for Trump to post a meme of himself as the new King of England after Prince Charles checks out.

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2025 11:21 AM (Xm4LY)

79 Until the people rise up and put an end to this by whatever means, this will continue and get worse.

But it won't happen in my lifetime.

I've also come to the conclusion that 40-50% of the population don't want the responsibility of freedom. They want to be ruled. It's the ultimate end to the victim mentality that is being taught in schools.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at May 08, 2025 11:22 AM (g8Ew8)

80 Speaking of two ratchits in a pod, Angel Reese's (I feel sad just knowing that I know who that is) coach complimented her for always finding time to get to the game (but she couldn't make it to practice) among her social fame-whoring.

Normally I would think he's dissing her, but sadly he probably meant it truly as kissing her ass. I mean, she did score 8 points last game and did a spin before a layup.

Goes to MSN
https://tinyurl.com/yckx8dmh

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 08, 2025 11:22 AM (144I4)

81 #BREAKING: The FBI has officially opened up a CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION into NY Attorney General Letitia James for mortgage fraud, per NYP

I can’t WAIT to see this perp walk 🤣
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I want to see her with her hands cuffed behind her back. What a vile walking stack of excrement.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 08, 2025 11:22 AM (JNTt1)

82 Jasmine Crockett is kind of funny - everytime she opens her mouth the words that come out are, "all you honkey-ass crackers are racist" or some more-or-less subtle variation to it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2025 11:22 AM (agYoY)

83 If the left weren’t trying to assassinate their opponents (remember the Republican softball team?) I would agree with you about pulling security teams. But we need _more_ security, not less in these troubled times.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 11:23 AM (YSv5G)

84 I wonder if when handing back CBD's ID the boarding agent says "Have a nice flight, Mr. Dildo".
Posted by: Freakwent Flyer at May 08, 2025 11:20 AM (G5+As)

I don't know, but I'd guess he gets extra-special treatment from the female flight attendants.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 11:23 AM (77rzZ)

85 Black smoke!

https://shorturl.at/Zpe6z

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 11:23 AM (L/fGl)

86 6. An investigatory agency shall be created, staffed and funded directly by the states, which shall have no purpose other than to continually investigate members of Congress.

I've been calling for a reform of the FBI that moves their authority to investigate federal pols to an organization managed by the states where no one that has ever had a federal job is allowed to work for this org, and the reverse is true as well no one that worked for it is eligible to work for the federal government.

Having the head of the call it "State Investigative Agency" having to answer to the governors of the states for funding instead of congress should produce better results.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 11:24 AM (t0Rmr)

87 For those that don't recall, the concept of public servants selflessly dedicating their lives to helping the citizenry for tiny salaries and owed our admiration and respect was started, or at least massively elevated, by the Clintons in the 90's. Before that they were just generally resented and distrusted govt workers. So another gift from Clinton Inc.

Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2025 11:24 AM (GUOwU)

88 But I sure as shit shouldn't be paying for their insecurities about being in public with the unwashed masses.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Politicians are a dime a dozen. If something happens to one, there is always another already campaigning for the office. Let that provide their own security at least when they are outside their government office.

Posted by: Cosda4 at May 08, 2025 11:24 AM (Pfbeg)

89 BREAKING: The FBI has officially opened up a CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION into NY Attorney General Letitia James for mortgage fraud, per NYP

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Couldn't happen to a nicer guy!

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 11:24 AM (g47mK)

90 Can't charge Tish James with anything now that there is a huge statue of her in Times Square.

Posted by: Bronze Goddess of Fire at May 08, 2025 11:24 AM (G5+As)

91 So 535 Senators and Representatives, the majority being nitwits for the most part, and their 10,000 staff members aren't enough, there's also the Congressional Management Foundation, a 501(c)(3) "nonpartisan nonprofit" strengthening Congress and building trust in its work with and for the American people.

See 2024 award recipients. Ha.

“Democracy is the government of the people, for the people, by the people” Abraham Lincoln

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Aren't J&J on The View today? Big tent clown show.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 11:24 AM (NFX2v)

92 Judge Roy Bean's apology to Congress:

I understand you have taken exception to my calling you whores. I'm sorry. I apologize. I ask you to note that I did not call you callous-ass strumpets, fornicatresses, or low-born gutter sluts. But I did say "whores." No escaping that. And for that slip of the tongue, I apologize.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 08, 2025 11:21 AM (2ap+5)
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LOL!
I am soooo going to use the phrase "low-born gutter slut" at least three times today.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 11:25 AM (W/lyH)

93 #BREAKING: The FBI has officially opened up a CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION into NY Attorney General Letitia James for mortgage fraud, per NYP

I can’t WAIT to see this perp walk 🤣

Tick tock, Big Tish!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 11:15 AM (ke82b)

LFG!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 11:25 AM (i24o9)

94 You know CBD is just a nom de blog. When he travels he goes by his real name, Ron Jeremy.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 11:25 AM (YSv5G)

95 92 LOL!
I am soooo going to use the phrase "low-born gutter slut" at least three times today.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 11:25 AM (W/lyH)

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Mrs. Diogenes should be happy with that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:25 AM (GBKbO)

96 Jasmine Crockett is kind of funny - everytime she opens her mouth the words that come out are, "all you honkey-ass crackers are racist" or some more-or-less subtle variation to it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

https://shorturl.at/yvVFr

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 11:25 AM (L/fGl)

97 Lincoln destroyed what little was left of the constitution after the whisky rebellion.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 08, 2025 11:26 AM (2ap+5)

98 Judge Roy Bean's apology to Congress:

I understand you have taken exception to my calling you whores. I'm sorry. I apologize. I ask you to note that I did not call you callous-ass strumpets, fornicatresses, or low-born gutter sluts. But I did say "whores." No escaping that. And for that slip of the tongue, I apologize.
Posted by: Oglebay

When somebody objected to Disraeli saying that half of the members of Parliament were asses, he responded. "I retract the statement. Half the members of Parliament are not asses."

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 11:26 AM (77rzZ)

99 Seems to be a theme...fat, black, ignorant, female, entitled, lazy, rayciss and democrat.

Maybe put a statue up in New York City to commemorate.

Call the statue "Mammy" after Oprah Winfrey.

Posted by: Scott Adams, Cartoonist at May 08, 2025 11:26 AM (imQ+3)

100 I've also come to the conclusion that 40-50% of the population don't want the responsibility of freedom. They want to be ruled. It's the ultimate end to the victim mentality that is being taught in schools.

Thinking for yourself is hard in many ways. And yes, many many people don't want to.

This, by the way, is part of why the notion that "politics is downstream from culture" isn't really correct.

A significant portion of the voting population only cares as to who they think will give them the most federal dollars

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 11:26 AM (t0Rmr)

101 I wonder if Tish's staff like their jobs today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:26 AM (GBKbO)

102 Perhaps we need to apply the Heimlich Maneuver to Bat Lashes, to help her expel the silver spoon from her airway.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 11:26 AM (VNX3d)

103 Sweet Jasmine spreads some "stank" everywhere she goes. She is a racist pig.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 08, 2025 11:26 AM (cB7nX)

104 You know CBD is just a nom de blog. When he travels he goes by his real name, Ron Jeremy.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 11:25 AM (YSv5G)


I'd of bet on Dirk Digler.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 11:27 AM (W/lyH)

105 Lincoln destroyed what little was left of the constitution after the whisky rebellion.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 08, 2025 11:26 AM (2ap+5)


Which was impressive, given that it ended ~15 years before he was born.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 11:28 AM (ExV1e)

106 105 You know CBD is just a nom de blog. When he travels he goes by his real name, Ron Jeremy.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 11:25 AM (YSv5G)


I'd of bet on Dirk Digler.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 11:27 AM (W/lyH)

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Biggus Dickus.

I have a very good fweind back in Wome named Biggus Dickus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:28 AM (GBKbO)

107 "Abusing her power"
__________________

What power would that be, exactly?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 11:28 AM (YqDXo)

108 79
‘I've also come to the conclusion that 40-50% of the population don't want the responsibility of freedom. They want to be ruled.’

I’ve come to the reluctant conclusion that our war is with all of them. Not just their masters.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 08, 2025 11:28 AM (jbnUc)

109 I've also come to the conclusion that 40-50% of the population don't want the responsibility of freedom. They want to be ruled. It's the ultimate end to the victim mentality that is being taught in schools.

Thinking for yourself is hard in many ways. And yes, many many people don't want to.



In Fyodor Dostoevsky's work, particularly in "Demons" (also known as "The Possessed"), the idea that people are drawn to being ruled or controlled is explored through various characters and themes, often intertwined with the devilish nature of some characters and the struggle against freedom. Dostoevsky doesn't explicitly state that people want to be ruled, but rather, he suggests that there are forces, both internal and external, that lead individuals towards submission and a relinquishment of personal freedom

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 11:28 AM (s8j++)

110 95 92 LOL!
I am soooo going to use the phrase "low-born gutter slut" at least three times today.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 11:25 AM (W/lyH)

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Mrs. Diogenes should be happy with that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:25 AM (GBKbO)
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Good point...gotta make damned sure she ain't around.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 11:28 AM (W/lyH)

111 Bill Gates Accuses Elon Musk of 'Killing' Children. accusing the world’s richest man of “killing the world’s poorest children” through what he said were misguided cuts to U.S. development assistance, the Financial Times reports.

Said Gates: “The picture of the world’s richest man killing the world’s poorest children is not a pretty one.”

Musk’s killing of USAID is in a large part because it helps black people in Africa and he grew up in apartheid S. Africa and sees them as the enemy.

Bill, you are just letting them die, yourself. You plan to give away your $200B by 2045 but your ex has been doing it for years. Can't you live on just a measly $1B and give it away now instead of dolling it out over time?

How long before Elon trots out some rightwing conspiracy theory about Bill Gates? Maybe he is combing through old Alex Jones shows...

If he were a mature adult, he would actually consider what Gates is saying and course correct. Instead, he will Tweet some insults and look for revenge. Musk is proud of having no empathy -- says it's destroying civilization.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2025 11:29 AM (JCZqz)

112 Remember when a circus clown wore an Obama mask and the FNM destroyed him for it?

That shows not only how entitled our politicians are but how tightly intertwined with the FNM.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 11:29 AM (t0Rmr)

113 94 You know CBD is just a nom de blog. When he travels he goes by his real name, Ron Jeremy.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 11:25 AM (YSv5G)
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I always suspected The Paolo.

Posted by: Ciampino - he has a big banana at May 08, 2025 11:30 AM (sPQoU)

114 So... someone on Nextdoor is trying to use Leviticus 19:33 (NIV) to justify illegal aliens. I use the ESV version and the key word is sojourn. In the NIV version they use reside. I am NOT going to respond... I am not getting into an internet fight over scripture taken out of context... I'm NOT.
😱🤯

Posted by: lin-duh at May 08, 2025 11:30 AM (UwBs6)

115 112 Bill, you are just letting them die, yourself. You plan to give away your $200B by 2045 but your ex has been doing it for years. Can't you live on just a measly $1B and give it away now instead of dolling it out over time?

How long before Elon trots out some rightwing conspiracy theory about Bill Gates? Maybe he is combing through old Alex Jones shows...

If he were a mature adult, he would actually consider what Gates is saying and course correct. Instead, he will Tweet some insults and look for revenge. Musk is proud of having no empathy -- says it's destroying civilization.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2025 11:29 AM (JCZqz)

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Funny, of course, because Gates is on record as wanting to kill large numbers of people to save the planet and has a history of testing unproven vaccines on black Africans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:30 AM (GBKbO)

116
Musk’s killing of USAID is in a large part because it helps black people in Africa and he grew up in apartheid S. Africa and sees them as the enemy.


Delusional

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 11:30 AM (VE6XX)

117 UK to buy 10 Billion dollars of Boeing aircraft, that’s part of the Big Beautiful Deal.

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 11:12 AM (3JHlp)
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Doors not included.

Posted by: Ciampino - doorlocks at May 08, 2025 11:16 AM (sPQoU)

Free DIY door kits with purchase of 10 or more "airplanes."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 11:30 AM (i24o9)

118 Twenty years ago the left hated Gates for being a rich white man.

Now they love him even after he was outed as an Epstein client and the impacts of NGOs have had on killing people has come out.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 11:30 AM (t0Rmr)

119 117
Musk’s killing of USAID is in a large part because it helps black people in Africa and he grew up in apartheid S. Africa and sees them as the enemy.


Delusional
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 11:30 AM (VE6XX)

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$40 billion a year in aid for decades, and Africa still can't feed itself?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:31 AM (GBKbO)

120
If he were a mature adult, he would actually consider what Gates is saying and course correct. Instead, he will Tweet some insults and look for revenge. Musk is proud of having no empathy -- says it's destroying civilization.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2025 11:29 AM (JCZqz)



Gates concentrates on killing mostly black people in Africa, so it's ok.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)

121
Bill, you are just letting them die, yourself. You plan to give away your $200B by 2045 but your ex has been doing it for years. Can't you live on just a measly $1B and give it away now instead of dolling it out over time?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2025 11:29 AM (JCZqz)
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I find myself in agreement with a DUmmy. Strange how that works out sometimes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 08, 2025 11:31 AM (tT6L1)

122 Jasmine Crockett is kind of funny - everytime she opens her mouth the words that come out are, "all you honkey-ass crackers are racist" or some more-or-less subtle variation to it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
_________________

WE are the ones who should be ruing 1619.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 11:31 AM (YqDXo)

123 My privilege is licensed by the state of North Carolina.
Only $50 a year.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 08, 2025 11:31 AM (g3eST)

124 I appreciate the poster who wades through the junk at DU and posts it back here , but at this point I skip over it. It gives me a headache,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 11:32 AM (jUu6F)

125 > #BREAKING: The FBI has officially opened up a CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION into NY Attorney General Letitia James for mortgage fraud, per NYP
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"Mortgage fraud"

Wonder what sort of fine, if any, she'll be slapped with.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 11:32 AM (Q4IgG)

126 Jasmine Crockett is wealthy and went to private schools. She does the sassy ghetto minstrel act because that's how Democrats expect "urban" politicians to act.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 08, 2025 11:16 AM (0O6w3)
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This is what is so sad about it all. Here is someone who could be a role model for young American girls everywhere. But nope! She's refuses to leave the Dem's plantation and do the ghetto thing instead.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 11:32 AM (W/lyH)

127 $40 billion a year in aid for decades, and Africa still can't feed itself?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:31 AM (GBKbO)

Odd that.. Of course we know that most of that "Aid" doesn't get to the people there...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 11:32 AM (VE6XX)

128 122
Bill, you are just letting them die, yourself. You plan to give away your $200B by 2045 but your ex has been doing it for years. Can't you live on just a measly $1B and give it away now instead of dolling it out over time?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2025 11:29 AM (JCZqz)
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I find myself in agreement with a DUmmy. Strange how that works out sometimes.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 08, 2025 11:31 AM (tT6L1)

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Giving away $199 billion will fix nothing.

It'll enrich cronies at the expense of people. It'll probably make things worse.

He should invest that money into Africa by starting businesses to employ locals to manufacture things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:32 AM (GBKbO)

129 Mrs. Diogenes should be happy with that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:25 AM (GBKbO)
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Good point...gotta make damned sure she ain't around.
Posted by: Diogenes

You can use it on the nuns in the storage shed.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 11:32 AM (77rzZ)

130 Boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 11:33 AM (xcxpd)

131 I wonder if when handing back CBD's ID the boarding agent says "Have a nice flight, Mr. Dildo".
Posted by: Freakwent Flyer at May 08, 2025 11:20 AM (G5+As)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZVd659gxd0

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:21 AM (GBKbO)

I was thinking of that exact clip.

It is the policy of the airlines to not imply ownership of said dildo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 11:33 AM (i24o9)

132 So, since America is systemically racist, she's always last to board and has to check the bags she bought as carry on because there's no more room?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:03 AM (GBKbO)
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Plenty of room on Greyhound.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 11:33 AM (YqDXo)

133 131 Boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 11:33 AM (xcxpd)

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*upvote*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:33 AM (GBKbO)

134 I appreciate the poster who wades through the junk at DU and posts it back here
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

It's Admiral Ackbar. He of the anti-Mannix girls.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 11:33 AM (77rzZ)

135 CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION into NY Attorney General Letitia James for mortgage fraud, per NYP

I can’t WAIT to see this perp walk


Stay back 200 feet.

Posted by: WIDE LOAD at May 08, 2025 11:33 AM (g8z90)

136
"Said Gates: “The picture of the world’s richest man killing the world’s poorest children is not a pretty one.”"

Ummmm..? Didn't the Ebola vaccine kill more of the "world’s poorest children" than Ebola?

Didn't Gates fund it?


Posted by: Reforger at May 08, 2025 11:34 AM (xcIvR)

137 He should invest that money into Africa by starting businesses to employ locals to manufacture things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:32 AM (GBKbO)
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Yeah, that would definitively work. /sarc

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 11:35 AM (YqDXo)

138 So, since America is systemically racist, she's always last to board and has to check the bags she bought as carry on because there's no more room?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:03 AM (GBKbO)
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Plenty of room on Greyhound.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 11:33 AM (YqDXo)

Or Trailways.

If she really wants good service, she should fly The Grace L. Ferguson Airline (And Storm Door Co.).

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 11:35 AM (VNX3d)

139 Jasmine Rachett is not dumb. That’s her fake ghetto persona to get attention and likes. See her interviews before she was elected. She’s articulate, intelligent, and knows what she’s doing. She’s a living breathing op.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 08, 2025 11:35 AM (aeiyZ)

140 $40 billion a year in aid for decades, and Africa still can't feed itself?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:31 AM (GBKbO)

You give someone (warlords mostly) 40 Billion, they don't have to feed themselves.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 11:35 AM (xcxpd)

141 "Said Gates: “The picture of the world’s richest man killing the world’s poorest children is not a pretty one.”"

Ummmm..? Didn't the Ebola vaccine kill more of the "world’s poorest children" than Ebola?

Didn't Gates fund it?

Posted by: Reforger at May 08, 2025 11:34 AM (xcIvR)
_________________

Now do malaria and the banning of DDT.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 11:35 AM (YqDXo)

142 Posted by: lin-duh at May 08, 2025 11:30 AM (UwBs6)

Good for you. The attempt to correct them isn't worth it, IMO. Conservative guy on the radio says, "Don't argue with these people. They're totally brainwashed" and he was talking about people he actually rather likes, aside from their political opinions) not someone on "Next Door."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 11:35 AM (jUu6F)

143 He should invest that money into Africa by starting businesses to employ locals to manufacture things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:32 AM (GBKbO)
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Wouldn't giving the money directly cronies cut out the middle man?

From what I can tell, massive bribes are needed to operate in Africa and even then, it's still not a given one will retain control.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 08, 2025 11:35 AM (tT6L1)

144 A significant portion of the voting population only cares as to who they think will give them the most federal dollars
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 11:26 AM (t0Rmr)


This isn't cultural?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 11:35 AM (D7oie)

145 Africa is confusing.

(A) The black Africans destroyed Rhodesia, the finest country on the continent

(B) the liberation theology wing of Catholic leadership is scared to death that an African Cardinal will become Pope.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 08, 2025 11:36 AM (2ap+5)

146 Funny, of course, because Gates is on record as wanting to kill large numbers of people to save the planet and has a history of testing unproven vaccines on black Africans.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:30 AM (GBKbO)

I want to vax all the little coloreds so they won't grow up to be a burden on the food supply!

(Rubs his fat hairy man boobs to achieve a screaming orgasm in his bright yellow banana hammock.)

Yeah! Oh Yeah!

Posted by: Bill Gates, Owner Of Fat Man Boobs And Tech Weirdo at May 08, 2025 11:36 AM (imQ+3)

147 135 I appreciate the poster who wades through the junk at DU and posts it back here
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

It's Admiral Ackbar. He of the anti-Mannix girls.
Posted by: Bulg

Hey! My gals are three times the women that Mannix's gals are...either literally, or because they have lady-penises, which make them SOOPER stunning and brave!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 08, 2025 11:36 AM (JCZqz)

148 136 Wait, there's an Obola vaccine? Damn, where do I sign up for it?

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 11:36 AM (77rzZ)

149 Said Gates: “The picture of the world’s richest man killing the world’s poorest children is not a pretty one.”

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2025 11:29 AM (JCZqz)

He's just jealous it's not him.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 11:36 AM (i24o9)

150 WE are the ones who should be ruing 1619.

You took the words out of my dear racist paternal grandmother’s lips!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 11:36 AM (YSv5G)

151 >>Bill Gates Accuses Elon Musk of 'Killing' Children. accusing the world’s richest man of “killing the world’s poorest children” through what he said were misguided cuts to U.S. development assistance, the Financial Times reports.

Said Gates: “The picture of the world’s richest man killing the world’s poorest children is not a pretty one.”



LOL, no. Gates is mad Elon is not funding Gates' NGOs that allegedly help children.

The man is a Bond villain, he's been obsessed with overpopulation since he talked about this as a kid at the dinner table with his dad (as he said in an interview). His dad was big in Planned Parenthood, this was no minor concern. Gates in recent years has said that vaccines are the key to overpopulation -- how exactly does that work?

Projection, projection, projection.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 11:36 AM (ke82b)

152 Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 11:33 AM (77rzZ)

I didn't know that. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 11:36 AM (jUu6F)

153 137 He should invest that money into Africa by starting businesses to employ locals to manufacture things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:32 AM (GBKbO)
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Yeah, that would definitively work. /sarc
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2025 11:35 AM (YqDXo)

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It'd work better than more aid that gets stolen by local warlords.

Hire security for the factory and the employees. Create an island of private property that thrives for years. Do it in one country.

Make it a company town that teaches reading, writing, and arithmetic to the kids. Build a self-sustaining nuclear power plant to power it all. Murder anyone who tries to fuck with it. Let it grow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:36 AM (GBKbO)

154 meanwhile which web shitpoint.0 nimrod came up with the 6 entries for 6 digit verification codes?

Posted by: DaveA at May 08, 2025 11:37 AM (FhXTo)

155 140 $40 billion a year in aid for decades, and Africa still can't feed itself?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:31 AM (GBKbO)

You give someone (warlords mostly) 40 Billion, they don't have to feed themselves.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 11:35 AM (xcxpd)

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Warlords is certainly one way to describe connected cronies who never leave the DC area except to catch a Broadway show.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:37 AM (GBKbO)

156 >>He's just jealous it's not him.


Spoiler alert: it is him (Gates).

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 11:37 AM (ke82b)

157 >73 Agreed. With some additions [not an exhaustive list, either]:
Legislation introduced shall be valid if and only if it verifiably originated from the pen/paper, typewriter, word processor, etc of an elected member of Congress. Bills originating outside Congress, from aides, or from other branches shall not be considered and if enacted are invalid.
Legislation shall carry the initials of each member next to each paragraph of each bill verifying the member read the paragraph. Each member will affix their hand-drawn signature to each bill under either the "Yay" or "Nay" column. Failure to obtain 95% of members voting will result in failure of the bill.
Congress shall not authorize hiring of personnel in the Executive or Judicial branches whose duties involve "Liaison" with Congress [this is a backdoor method of providing them staff].
Tax levies or increases and votes on declaration of war must be 85% or more in favor or they fail.

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at May 08, 2025 11:38 AM (5CEo8)

158 (Rubs his fat hairy man boobs to achieve a screaming orgasm in his bright yellow banana hammock.)

Yeah! Oh Yeah!
Posted by: Bill Gates

Fap fap fap fap

Posted by: David French at May 08, 2025 11:38 AM (JCZqz)

159 vaccines are the key to overpopulation -- how exactly does that work?

Projection, projection, projection.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 11:36 AM (ke82b)

Vaccine make you strong, like ox.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 11:38 AM (MNQG6)

160 Delta. Is that wise?

An actual elite would be jetting around privately. I would not want to be shoe-horned into my seat before everyone else to sit on the tarmac for hours. Save my seat, call me before the door closes so I spend less time inside that tube.

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2025 11:39 AM (98iWb)

161 Tar and feathers worked great before...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2025 11:39 AM (RIvkX)

162 Jasmine Rachett is not dumb. That’s her fake ghetto persona to get attention and likes. See her interviews before she was elected. She’s articulate, intelligent, and knows what she’s doing. She’s a living breathing op.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 08, 2025 11:35 AM (aeiyZ)

Small niggle: Being not dumb or even crafty is not the same as being intelligent.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 11:39 AM (MNQG6)

163 The real "Bronze Goddess of Fire" was Lawanda Page (Aunt Esther) from her days performing in night clubs in St. Louis.

Posted by: Fish-eyed Fool! at May 08, 2025 11:40 AM (G5+As)

164 So... someone on Nextdoor is trying to use Leviticus 19:33 (NIV) to justify illegal aliens.

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Wait, (D)s are saying we can rock Leviticus now?

AWESOME

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 11:40 AM (q43oI)

165 Why are all these MSM journalists going gaga over the selection of a new pope? Few of them are religious and rarely miss a chance to attack and mock serious believers. Is it attraction to power and fame and history? Makes no sense to me.

Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2025 11:40 AM (GUOwU)

166 Small niggle: Being not dumb or even crafty is not the same as being intelligent.
Posted by: ...

DID YOJ JUST CALL JASMINE CROCKETT THE "N" WORD?!?!?!

Posted by: Retarded Leftist Racial Cancel Mob at May 08, 2025 11:41 AM (JCZqz)

167 165 Why are all these MSM journalists going gaga over the selection of a new pope? Few of them are religious and rarely miss a chance to attack and mock serious believers. Is it attraction to power and fame and history? Makes no sense to me.
Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2025 11:40 AM (GUOwU)

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Once in a generation news story that impacts one of the largest organizations in the world?

A story filled with things to explain and a singular image to watch for?

I mean...it makes sense to me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:41 AM (GBKbO)

168 Don't feminists say that associating women with pink is sexist?
Posted by: 18-1

Aten't they all pink on the inside?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2025 11:41 AM (agYoY)

169 This isn't cultural?

The FSA cohort could care less about abortion, globohomo, affirmative action and on and on. The traditional "cultural issues"

Its solely about money

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 11:41 AM (t0Rmr)

170 So the Cardinals popped smoke and no Pope today.
I for one want to see Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa
just because of his name.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 11:41 AM (W/lyH)

171 170 So the Cardinals popped smoke and no Pope today.
I for one want to see Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa
just because of his name.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 11:41 AM (W/lyH)

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If JK Rowling wrote an Italian character.

*stolen from someone else*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:42 AM (GBKbO)

172 * grabs shovel *

Where's the pile of sh*t boss? I will gladly gladly help.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * poorly trained emotional support moron at May 08, 2025 11:42 AM (QFUtX)

173 I'm enjoying leftists coping and seething over the UK trade deal. They are searching high and low to find a reason this is a bad thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 11:42 AM (viF8m)

174 Gates is on record as wanting to kill large numbers of people to save the planet and has a history of testing unproven vaccines on black Africans.

And he tells you just what they're testing for. 'Efficacy' goes both ways.

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2025 11:42 AM (98iWb)

175 From the sidebar: "Baier: Why did you spend $221K on private jets to your 'fighting oligarchy' rallies?

Bernie: "You think I can sit on a waiting line at United while 30,000 people are waiting? That's the only way you can get around. No apologies for that."

Baier missed the obvious counter-question, "Don't you realize, Dipshit, that in the eyes of the general public, flying in a private jet makes you part of the oligarchy?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2025 11:42 AM (gF2tM)

176 173 I'm enjoying leftists coping and seething over the UK trade deal. They are searching high and low to find a reason this is a bad thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 11:42 AM (viF8m)

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There's got to be plenty of, "Trump caved. He got nothing from this deal. It was agreed upon so fast because he's desperate to stem the cratering of his poll numbers."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:43 AM (GBKbO)

177
Make it a company town that teaches reading, writing, and arithmetic to the kids. Build a self-sustaining nuclear power plant to power it all. Murder anyone who tries to fuck with it. Let it grow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:36 AM (GBKbO)


In Colombia there was an American who tried to build a building as a sort of economic revitalization project. He gave decent wages, and an American style workers comp program. He ran out of money because the workers tended to lop off a finger or toe when they had been there long enough to be vested in the program, for the insurance compensation, which they then quit and lived on.
There are some cultural issues that do have to be overcome, and they are both the power elite who cling to power, and the people who are accustomed to having no way to advance themselves long term and go for short term payouts.

These things can be changed, England, Russia and Germany all managed to do it, but it was never easy and never quick.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 11:43 AM (D7oie)

178 Jasmine Crockett is wealthy and went to private schools. She does the sassy ghetto minstrel act because that's how Democrats expect "urban" politicians to act.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
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I saw the Ghetto Minstrels open for The Association at Watkins Glen back in ‘71.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at May 08, 2025 11:43 AM (iTLIU)

179 So the Cardinals popped smoke and no Pope today.
I for one want to see Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa
just because of his name.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 11:41 AM (W/lyH)

This is one of those things they could update. Instead of smoke from a smokestack, drop a smoke grenade from an upper story window. For fun, they could always drop a colored smoke grenade, just to keep people guessing.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 11:44 AM (VNX3d)

180 This is what is so sad about it all. Here is someone who could be a role model for young American girls everywhere. But nope! She's refuses to leave the Dem's plantation and do the ghetto thing instead.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 11:32 AM (W/lyH)

Every high democrat pol could do that. They could make us stronger and more moral. But, they prefer wickedness. They've been deceived and it's having an affect on all of us. (of course, I'm no better than they are, but I don't affect the whole country)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 08, 2025 11:44 AM (0eaVi)

181 Once in a generation news story that impacts one of the largest organizations in the world?

A story filled with things to explain and a singular image to watch for?

I mean...it makes sense to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Plus, they're all hoping another open commie gets elected and helps usher the Church in to the modern era...to look like a modern Lefty Protestant DC church with female, married, queer priests and acceptance of all beliefs and actions. Just as God intended!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 08, 2025 11:44 AM (JCZqz)

182 Michelle Obama Reveals She’s “Transitioning” to “Next Phase” of Her Life Amidst Rumors She’s Divorcing Barack

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Professional wrestling?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 11:44 AM (L/fGl)

183 Thx CBD.
Watching Trump school the media and talk for almost an hour. Biden was incoherent in his BBC interview.
On command ability alone we dodged a massive bullet

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 11:45 AM (vmkyp)

184 181 Plus, they're all hoping another open commie gets elected and helps usher the Church in to the modern era...to look like a modern Lefty Protestant DC church with female, married, queer priests and acceptance of all beliefs and actions. Just as God intended!
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 08, 2025 11:44 AM (JCZqz)

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Plus, plus...

Reporters get to hang out in Rome for a week on the company's dime.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:45 AM (GBKbO)

185 111
‘Musk is proud of having no empathy -- says it's destroying civilization.’

If Musk really said that, he’s right.
Empathy is the certificate of entitlement under which leftists are committing all sorts of crimes to enslave us.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 08, 2025 11:45 AM (jbnUc)

186 I'm enjoying leftists coping and seething over the UK trade deal. They are searching high and low to find a reason this is a bad thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 11:42 AM (viF8m)


A good deal is one where everyone wins. In this one the fallout is that trade is easier, the barriers are lowered and even the Demo-reds can declare victory too!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 11:45 AM (D7oie)

187 185 111
‘Musk is proud of having no empathy -- says it's destroying civilization.’

If Musk really said that, he’s right.
Empathy is the certificate of entitlement under which leftists are committing all sorts of crimes to enslave us.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 08, 2025 11:45 AM (jbnUc)

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I think he used some modifier with it. "Weaponized empathy," or something.

But yeah.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:46 AM (GBKbO)

188 Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa > Karol Cardinal Wojtyla

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2025 11:46 AM (RIvkX)

189 Why are all these MSM journalists going gaga over the selection of a new pope? Few of them are religious and rarely miss a chance to attack and mock serious believers. Is it attraction to power and fame and history? Makes no sense to me.
Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2025 11:40 AM (GUOwU)

It's important to a lot of people and they have to pretend to be in touch with what's important to a lot of people. Sort of like an if you can't beat them join them thing.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 11:46 AM (MNQG6)

190 169 This isn't cultural?

The FSA cohort could care less about abortion, globohomo, affirmative action and on and on. The traditional "cultural issues"

Its solely about money
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 11:41 AM (t0Rmr)

I think one of the hurdles it took me a long time to get over was understanding that most people just ... don't care.

We spend so much time "on the right" talking about ideology and cultural issues and what is right and what is wrong and what makes sense for the big picture and focusing on whether something will work and what we think second and third level outcomes will be, we assume everyone else is the same.

For the vast, vast majority of the world (including most of the voters in the US), they just don't care.

It comes down to "what is in my (perceived) best interest at this moment?" There is no ideological cohesiveness, they don't even care or think about that kind of stuff.

It's why the powers that be like to keep us arguing about transgender stuff and other issues. They don't give a shit one way or another, they just want us focused on these "cultural issues" (that they largely create) and not on the more pressing issue of them robbing us all blind

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 11:46 AM (uCjyK)

191 If JK Rowling wrote an Italian character.

*stolen from someone else*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Quick! We still have time to cast Ncuti Gatwa for the role in the upcoming series!

Posted by: Disney Execs at May 08, 2025 11:47 AM (JCZqz)

192 Forgot to mention Kamala's continued babbling. Trump is showing us everything he's doing in real time

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 11:48 AM (vmkyp)

193 I for one want to see Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa
just because of his name.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 11:41 AM (W/lyH)

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If JK Rowling wrote an Italian character.

*stolen from someone else*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla

His magic word is marinara.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 11:48 AM (L/fGl)

194 If JK Rowling wrote an Italian character.

*stolen from someone else*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Quick! We still have time to cast Ncuti Gatwa for the role in the upcoming series!
Posted by: Disney Execs at May 08, 2025 11:47 AM (JCZqz)

See if we can get Nanook from the North to play this Persian Prince!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 11:48 AM (VNX3d)

195 182 Michelle Obama Reveals She’s “Transitioning” to “Next Phase” of Her Life Amidst Rumors She’s Divorcing Barack

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Professional wrestling?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 11:44 AM (L/fGl)

Futanari porn star?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 11:49 AM (xcxpd)

196 "Plus, they're all hoping another open commie gets elected and helps usher the Church in to the modern era...to look like a modern Lefty Protestant DC church with female, married, queer priests and acceptance of all beliefs and actions. Just as God intended!

Posted by: Moron Analyst"


That's what is seems like to me. The possibility of offending the people they despise. Much like the way they wet themselves over Obama.

Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2025 11:49 AM (GUOwU)

197 I am in complete agreement here.

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2025 11:50 AM (AOsQT)

198 It'd work better than more aid that gets stolen by local warlords.

Hire security for the factory and the employees. Create an island of private property that thrives for years. Do it in one country.

Make it a company town that teaches reading, writing, and arithmetic to the kids. Build a self-sustaining nuclear power plant to power it all. Murder anyone who tries to fuck with it. Let it grow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:36 AM (GBKbO)

Banana companies tried that in the Banana Republics. Some successes, but largely not so much.

United Fruit, I believe, had the biggest most famous ones in Honduras.

That said, obviously company towns are ripe for abuse, and United Fruit has a horrifying history, so it's also possible they just basically enslaved people, but put a positive spin on it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 11:50 AM (uCjyK)

199 The Vaxx could very well be the key to wiping out swathes of mankind. I’m convinced it gave my late SiL fourth stage galloping lung cancer. She died fairly quickly, but not before undergoing a deathbed conversion. She confessed herself a wretched sinner and didn’t believe she could be forgiven for all her heinous sins. My brother, holding her in his arms, assured her no matter how bad it was, God could forgive. She relaxed, confessed her belief in Jesus Christ as the only Son of God and her Redeemer. She died soon after, still in my brother’s arms. Thank God! She is in Heaven now and at peace and in true happiness.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 11:51 AM (YSv5G)

200 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 11:46 AM (uCjyK)

Also divide and conquer. They saw much of the country unite after 9/11, with the flags and all the mourning and the common ground, and it scared the ever-loving bejeezus out of them.

When Obama got in they knew they had the key to divide us and keep us locked there.

It's not just entertainment and politics. No news story of any kind is ever reported in a way that is uniting. Everyone used to agree on basic stuff but now they find a lever in everything,,no matter how simple and obvious, to make sure we can't. It's intentional.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 11:51 AM (MNQG6)

201 Michelle Obama Reveals She’s “Transitioning” to “Next Phase” of Her Life

Hard to know what that even means. Is she becoming Michael again, or is she taking irreversible steps to get rid of "Little Mike"?

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2025 11:51 AM (FdyuK)

202 153
‘Make it a company town that teaches reading, writing, and arithmetic to the kids. Build a self-sustaining nuclear power plant to power it all. Murder anyone who tries to fuck with it. Let it grow.’

(Slaps forehead) Oh! You mean colonialism! Yeah. That worked until the natives wanted their own government.
Then things got fucked up.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 08, 2025 11:51 AM (jbnUc)

203 192 Forgot to mention Kamala's continued babbling. Trump is showing us everything he's doing in real time
Posted by: Smell the Glove

She's done a speech or two recently, and is slowly refocusing attention on herself. She's still trying to keep her options open for 2028...at thie point, I almost feel more pity for her than disdain.

Almost.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 08, 2025 11:51 AM (JCZqz)

204 >>He's just jealous it's not him.


Spoiler alert: it is him (Gates).

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 11:37 AM (ke82b)

Not the richest though, thus the envy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 11:52 AM (i24o9)

205 198 Banana companies tried that in the Banana Republics. Some successes, but largely not so much.

United Fruit, I believe, had the biggest most famous ones in Honduras.

That said, obviously company towns are ripe for abuse, and United Fruit has a horrifying history, so it's also possible they just basically enslaved people, but put a positive spin on it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 11:50 AM (uCjyK)

======

I'm operating on the assumption that Gates, with $199 billion to spend on trying to make the world better, would be invested in making sure the hypothetical company town in the middle of Zimbabwe or wherever operated well and without corruption. He'd have incentive to create the example of private property in the middle of Africa to make things actively better.

Could end up in a small war with some local leaders. Like, real bang-bang war, but it'd essentially be growing pains.

Assuming Gates' end goal is making people's lives better and not killing off billions of us to met his Net Zero goal, of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:52 AM (GBKbO)

206 Futanari porn star?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

My cup runneth over! I'd have to share with all of you!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 08, 2025 11:52 AM (JCZqz)

207 So the Cardinals popped smoke and no Pope today.
I for one want to see Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa
just because of his name.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 11:41 AM (W/lyH)
===
Possible Peter the Roman. Prophecy of St Malachi. Interesting, or just hocum. We'll see.

Peter the Baptiser = Pierbattista

Posted by: Keep praying at May 08, 2025 11:52 AM (oper7)

208 >Michelle Obama Reveals She’s “Transitioning” to “Next Phase” of Her Life Amidst Rumors She’s Divorcing Barack
---

does this woman have any real accomplishments to point to?
Other than cashing in on celebrity?

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2025 11:52 AM (AOsQT)

209 Its solely about money
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 11:41 AM (t0Rmr)


which is a cultural value.

CULTURE IS NOT FANCY ORCHESTRAS AND ART MUSEUMS.

Culture is what people do to facilitate surviving in a society. That which endures are those things that bring profit or further survival. Not all the elements of culture are good.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 11:53 AM (D7oie)

210 Warlords is certainly one way to describe connected cronies who never leave the DC area except to catch a Broadway show.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:37 AM (GBKbO)

Fair clarification

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 11:53 AM (xcxpd)

211 [iu]Michelle Obama Reveals She’s “Transitioning” to “Next Phase” of Her Life Amidst Rumors She’s Divorcing Barack
---


There's no need to transition when you're already swinging a fat johnson.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 11:53 AM (Zz0t1)

212 202 (Slaps forehead) Oh! You mean colonialism! Yeah. That worked until the natives wanted their own government.
Then things got fucked up.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 08, 2025 11:51 AM (jbnUc)

======

The endless aid is colonialism of another flavor.

Western whites paying local African warlords to remain in power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:53 AM (GBKbO)

213 159
‘Vaccine make you strong, like ox.’

Maybe it makes you sexually potent, like ox.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 08, 2025 11:53 AM (jbnUc)

214 does this woman have any real accomplishments to point to?

-

You do realize she identifies as a black woman, right?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 11:53 AM (SHl2J)

215 “I’d become so successful in our agenda, it was hard to say, ‘Now, I’m going to stop now,” said Biden. “Things moved so quickly that it made it difficult to walk away.”
=====

Sure, Jan.

Things moved quickly in your Depends making it difficult to walk.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2025 11:53 AM (RIvkX)

216 Other than cashing in on celebrity?
Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2025 11:52 AM (AOsQT)

In a perverse sort of way, she actually celebritied in on cash.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 11:54 AM (VoAdT)

217 It's not just entertainment and politics. No news story of any kind is ever reported in a way that is uniting. Everyone used to agree on basic stuff but now they find a lever in everything,,no matter how simple and obvious, to make sure we can't. It's intentional.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 11:51 AM (MNQG6)

For sure. Every year in this country, there are police involved shooting where the cop was clearly in the wrong and should be (and would be) condemned by everyone.

Those rarely make national news.

The shootings that do make the news are the ones most likely to cause arguments. See: George Floyd, Trayvon Martin, Michael Brown, etc. etc.

They convince black people that they HAVE to support the dead black criminal out of racial solidarity, most white people look at it and say "welll.... maybe not the best way to handle the situation, but the cop doesn't seem to be criminally wrong here" and then the media tells black people "see?!? White people want cops to hunt you down and shoot you in the streets."

It's all by design.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 11:54 AM (uCjyK)

218 ‘Vaccine make you strong, like ox.’

Maybe it makes you sexually potent, like ox.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 08, 2025 11:53 AM (jbnUc)



"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

- - - The Gates Foundation

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 11:54 AM (Zz0t1)

219 HBO Exec Tries to Distance “Harry Potter” Reboot From J.K. Rowling’s Political Views

-
So Hagrid will be a tranny?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 11:54 AM (L/fGl)

220 OT: Conn Igguldun's 'Tollins: Explosive Tales for Children' is a really funny kids book. I'm enjoying it too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 11:54 AM (xcxpd)

221 Warlords is certainly one way to describe connected cronies who never leave the DC area except to catch a Broadway show.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I think I respect most actual warlords a lot more. At least, most of them built themselves up to their positions from nothing.

Posted by: Military Moron at May 08, 2025 11:55 AM (JCZqz)

222 >So the Cardinals popped smoke and no Pope today.
---

Things seem popeless.

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2025 11:55 AM (AOsQT)

223 The best Pope name

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Hilarius

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 08, 2025 11:55 AM (Vj4xA)

224 Small niggle: Being not dumb or even crafty is not the same as being intelligent.
Posted by: ...

DID YOJ JUST CALL JASMINE CROCKETT THE "N" WORD?!?!?!

Posted by: Retarded Leftist Racial Cancel Mob at May 08, 2025 11:41 AM (JCZqz)

Just her crotch fruit.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 11:55 AM (i24o9)

225 219 HBO Exec Tries to Distance “Harry Potter” Reboot From J.K. Rowling’s Political Views
-
So Hagrid will be a tranny?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Is Rosie O'Donnell looking for work?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 08, 2025 11:56 AM (JCZqz)

226 Gates, etal must be careful 'accusing' Musk.

Annual Summary of International and Comparative Law,
2017 Accountability of International NGOs: Human Rights Violations in Healthcare Provision in Developing Countries and the Effectiveness of Current Measures, Vol. 22, Issue 1, Article 6

Teeny, tiny part: "Recent reports of human rights abuses resulting from Gates Foundation funded vaccine trials in Africa and India have raised questions about their activities and agenda. Critics have shared concerns on the Gates Foundation and potential policies on population control.14"

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 11:56 AM (NFX2v)

227 The endless aid is colonialism of another flavor.
Western whites paying local African warlords to remain in power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:53 AM (GBKbO)


Or paying local African warlords to attack whites to prevent them from gaining power.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 11:56 AM (D7oie)

228 Dildo at the airport:

https://youtube.com/shorts/kILRPaj-fTE

Posted by: Ciampino - the black at May 08, 2025 11:57 AM (sPQoU)

229 Could end up in a small war with some local leaders. Like, real bang-bang war, but it'd essentially be growing pains.

Assuming Gates' end goal is making people's lives better and not killing off billions of us to met his Net Zero goal, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:52 AM (GBKbO)

I know, I'm just saying I don't think it would work, based on history. Although maybe it would, I don't know.

But yeah, I agree -- these billionaires who care so much about helping the world don't seem to ever truly put their money with their mouths are.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 11:57 AM (uCjyK)

230 Ed Martin is out for the DC USA. Trump says he's going to bring him into the DOJ in another capacity.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 11:57 AM (viF8m)

231 Gates is on record as wanting to kill large numbers of people to save the planet and has a history of testing unproven vaccines on black Africans.
/i]

The left explains this away by saying he is talking about giving people voluntary birth control or some such.

But if we have 12 years to save the planet and 95% of the population must go that isn't at all going to work.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 11:57 AM (t0Rmr)

232 I saw Just Her Crotch Fruit open up for Please Lord Kill Me Now at the Palladium back in '73.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 11:58 AM (MNQG6)

233 229 I know, I'm just saying I don't think it would work, based on history. Although maybe it would, I don't know.

But yeah, I agree -- these billionaires who care so much about helping the world don't seem to ever truly put their money with their mouths are.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 11:57 AM (uCjyK)

=======

The assumption always seems to be that charity makes the world better, not industry.

Industry is just the unfortunate way they gained all that money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:58 AM (GBKbO)

234 HBO Exec Tries to Distance “Harry Potter” Reboot From J.K. Rowling’s Political Views
-
So Hagrid will be a tranny?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Is Rosie O'Donnell looking for work?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 08, 2025 11:56 AM (JCZqz)

They'll get the guy who played the black elf in Bad Santa with Billy Bob Thornton for Hagrid. Rosie O'Donnell will be cast as Dumbledore.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 11:58 AM (VNX3d)

235 The only time Gates has been chastened is when his ex-wife mentioned he was an Epstein client and he then gave her everything she wanted in the divorce. Funny that.

The fact he still spouts off politically says he isn't afraid of Trump/Bondi etc nailing him for it though

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 11:58 AM (t0Rmr)

236 234 Is Rosie O'Donnell looking for work?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 08, 2025 11:56 AM (JCZqz)

They'll get the guy who played the black elf in Bad Santa with Billy Bob Thornton for Hagrid. Rosie O'Donnell will be cast as Dumbledore.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 11:58 AM (VNX3d)

======

Hagrid's being played by Nick Frost. Probably the best casting choice of the whole thing so far.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:59 AM (GBKbO)

237 230 Ed Martin is out for the DC USA. Trump says he's going to bring him into the DOJ in another capacity.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 11:57 AM (viF8m)

Civil Rights in DC apparently lost a metric ton of attorneys quitting - he could work there and bring big cases...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 11:59 AM (tOcjL)

238 Pizzaballa is a legitimate Cardinal. Interesting dude. Once offered himself in exchange for hostages. Speaks Italian, English, Hebrew and Arabic.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 11:59 AM (W/lyH)

239 The assumption always seems to be that charity makes the world better, not industry.

Industry is just the unfortunate way they gained all that money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:58 AM (GBKbO)

Yes, we don't allow foreign countries to dump products at a loss in the US (well, on paper at least) because it would destroy American industry. Wise policy.

Then we turn around a dump all of our excess food, clothes, medicine, etc. on the third world. Jeez, I wonder what that does for someone who wants to be a farmer or tailor or whatever in Africa?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 08, 2025 11:59 AM (uCjyK)

240 Rosie O'Donnell will be cast as Dumbledore.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 08, 2025 11:58 AM (VNX3d)

Pronounced "Dumb Lead Whore" now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 12:00 PM (VoAdT)

241 then some able-bodied half-wit who fancies herself the Queen of Dallas

Late to the party, but I object to "half-wit". She ain't even that bright.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 08, 2025 12:00 PM (kgE5c)

242 Dildo at the airport:

https://youtube.com/shorts/kILRPaj-fTE

Posted by: Ciampino - the black at May 08, 2025 11:57 AM (sPQoU)

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 12:00 PM (i24o9)

243 When is the last time a Dem appointee was not approved? It was one of Clinton's that was found to be a pot head right?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 12:00 PM (t0Rmr)

244 228 Dildo at the airport:

https://youtube.com/shorts/kILRPaj-fTE
Posted by: Ciampino - the black at May 08, 2025 11:57 AM (sPQoU)

'I know...I know...it's serious.
There are times I could murder...'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 12:00 PM (xcxpd)

245 212
‘Western whites paying local African warlords to remain in power.’
Yeah. I agree with you but I’m now in the ‘Give them no aid and let them work out their own problems’ camp.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 08, 2025 12:00 PM (jbnUc)

246 Michelle Obama is not “transitioning”. He’s just reverting. Gonna change his name back to Mike, maybe even drop the Obama part, and start dressing like the man we knew he was from his dancing on the Ellen Degenerate Show.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 12:01 PM (YSv5G)

247 232 I saw Just Her Crotch Fruit open up for Please Lord Kill Me Now at the Palladium back in '73.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 11:58 AM (MNQG6)
----
She wasn't born in '73. Much later.

Posted by: Ciampino - the black it is at May 08, 2025 12:01 PM (sPQoU)

248 Gutter-snipe Crockett is being stage managed. So's AOC and probably every other member of Congress. Either by real managers likely part of the bureaucratic state or their staff, also part of the bureaucratic state.

I honestly doubt there's anyone in Congress who's not being managed to one degree or another by faceless, unelected bureaucrats who have an agenda and an ax to grind.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 12:01 PM (Q4IgG)

249 This empathy thing is bizarre.

The argument is the government should be able to take anything from me and do anything to me on behalf of someone else for whom they are feeling "empathy"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 12:01 PM (t0Rmr)

250 245 212
‘Western whites paying local African warlords to remain in power.’
Yeah. I agree with you but I’m now in the ‘Give them no aid and let them work out their own problems’ camp.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 08, 2025 12:00 PM (jbnUc)

========

I'm just trying to offer Gates (who definitely reads the comments) an alternate method for trying to improve the world, especially in Africa, other than a failed charitable regime that has become little more than graft.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 12:02 PM (GBKbO)

251 I saw the Ghetto Minstrels open for The Association at Watkins Glen back in ‘71.
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at May 08, 2025 11:43 AM (iTLIU)

Yeah, I don't care when the sun goes down
Where I lay my weary head
Green, green valley or rocky road
It's there I'm gonna make my bed
Easy, now
Everybody, I wanna hear it now!

Posted by: The New Chirsty Minstrels at May 08, 2025 12:02 PM (imQ+3)

252 Nood
Dead terrorist

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 12:02 PM (xcxpd)

253 The US cares about mercury pollution in Africa. (Minamata Convention on Mercury)

The agreement calls on governments to address the use of mercury in artisanal and small-scale gold mining, which uses and releases large amounts of mercury. It also includes provisions to ensure the environmentally sound storage of mercury and environmentally sound disposal of mercury waste.

BTW, such mining is often done in Africa by women and children.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 12:03 PM (NFX2v)

254 243
‘When is the last time a Dem appointee was not approved?’

Idk. Van Jones, maybe.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 08, 2025 12:05 PM (jbnUc)

255 Baier: Why did you spend $221K on private jets to your 'fighting oligarchy' rallies?

Bernie: "You think I can sit on a waiting line at United while 30,000 people are waiting? That's the only way you can get around. No apologies for that."

She is actually evil.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2025 12:05 PM (BY4iV)

256 Americans long rejected merit for “It’s not what you know it’s WHO you know!!!” Americans very cheerfully chirp this uncaring of the consequences.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2025 12:10 PM (aTimx)

257 256 Americans long rejected merit for “It’s not what you know it’s WHO you know!!!” Americans very cheerfully chirp this uncaring of the consequences.

I once thought that working very hard and fashioning a mind as sharp as a razor, I might bring some positive change in the world. Alas, I failed all around. What little good I have done in the world came from God, not my labors. Yes, you are right.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 12:17 PM (YSv5G)

258 Baier and Bernie are he’s last I heard. Who is “she”?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 12:19 PM (YSv5G)

259 The real "Bronze Goddess of Fire" was Lawanda Page (Aunt Esther) from her days performing in night clubs in St. Louis.
Posted by: Fish-eyed Fool! at May 08, 2025 11:40 AM (G5+As)

In 1953: https://tinyurl.com/9tzuhmp2

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 08, 2025 12:29 PM (5xuJ/)

260 She a strong black woman, so step aside all you pasty right-wing plebs.

Posted by: RebeccaH at May 08, 2025 12:35 PM (nnkjY)

261 Ms. Crockett will be very, very cheerfully reelected. Not to worry.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2025 01:06 PM (aTimx)

262 Jasmine Crooked with all the Maners of a Pig

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 08, 2025 05:41 PM (wGqjj)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Vickrey Labyrinth1.jpg

The Labyrinth
Robert Vickrey

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 st

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

2 Moooo.

Posted by: The Minotaur at May 08, 2025 09:32 AM (hY4dx)

3 Someone had a nightmare and decided it would be an excellent painting. I beg to differ.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 08, 2025 09:32 AM (tT6L1)

4 Not 1st

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 08, 2025 09:32 AM (144I4)

5 Nuns love the carnival House of Mirrors.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 08, 2025 09:32 AM (JCZqz)

6 What's the Flying Nun doing in there?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2025 09:33 AM (hY4dx)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

8 Here's JOHNNY!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

9 Whitney Museum of American Art

https://whitney.org › collection › works › 3207
Date
1951

Classification
Paintings

Medium
Casein on composition board

Dimensions
Overall: 31 3/4 × 48in. (80.6 × 121.9 cm)

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 09:33 AM (gbOdA)

10 Kinda creepy.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2025 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

11 So the Minotaur was a actually a large, spreading Dutchwoman?

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

12 When I was a kid there was a nun on TV who dressed like that and she could fly.
So...

Posted by: But I'm not Catholic at May 08, 2025 09:34 AM (UbjG+)

13 Kinda dark in this labyrinth.

Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2025 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

14 Actually, she's a bit portly to be much of a flier

Waddling Nun then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2025 09:34 AM (hY4dx)

15 Flying Nun doing graffiti on the wall.

"Head Nun is a Fink!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

16 6 What's the Flying Nun doing in there?
----------------
She's losing weight so she can soar over the Labyrinth. I think Catholics define this as purgatory. Clearly, a Time Out moment.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 08, 2025 09:35 AM (pZ64F)

17 Legend of Zelda vibes

Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2025 09:35 AM (vf0Y9)

18
Hickrey Vickrey dock
Not too tight
Was wound his clock



What the hell am I looking at? The flying nun in a funhouse mirror?

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 08, 2025 09:35 AM (144I4)

19 Actually, she's a bit portly to be much of a flier

Waddling Nun then?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2025 09:34 AM (hY4dx)
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In the air, she's a very skinny lady......

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 08, 2025 09:35 AM (tT6L1)

20 Go left......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

21 What rhymes with Labyrinth?

Posted by: Looking for a limerick at May 08, 2025 09:35 AM (UbjG+)

22 How did a nun end up in a labyrinth? Did she lose a bet?

Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2025 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)

23 What rhymes with Labyrinth?

Posted by: Looking for a limerick


Absinthe?

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 08, 2025 09:36 AM (OUMaO)

24 She looks a lot thinner in the mirror.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2025 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

25 A house of mirrors!

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:36 AM (CQE5S)

26 21 What rhymes with Labyrinth?
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Vulva?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 08, 2025 09:36 AM (pZ64F)

27 Who took her cheese?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2025 09:37 AM (hY4dx)

28 The Labyrinth....of COURSE! That might solve a problem like Maria...

Posted by: Mother Abbess at May 08, 2025 09:37 AM (JCZqz)

29 What rhymes with Labyrinth?
Posted by: Looking for a limerick at May 08, 2025 09:35 AM (UbjG+)


ABBA synth

Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2025 09:37 AM (vf0Y9)

30 Since the pic is black, assuming CBD was channeling his knowledge that the 3rd pope vote would also be black smoke...only 2 more votes today (and none for a few hours now)...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 09:38 AM (tOcjL)

31
Mother Superior, we've found a case of Chlamydia in the convent.

Thank goodness. I'm getting so sick of Chardonnay!

Posted by: Obligatory at May 08, 2025 09:38 AM (UbjG+)

32 No going to say it's amazing, but....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 09:38 AM (VoAdT)

33 6 What's the Flying Nun doing in there?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2025 09:33 AM (hY4dx)

Nun can say!

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:38 AM (CQE5S)

34 At least 3 months until the Corn Maze opens.

Posted by: Aw, Shucks! at May 08, 2025 09:38 AM (G5+As)

35 NUN shall pass........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

36 "How do you solve a problem like Maria-a-a...?"

Posted by: red speck at May 08, 2025 09:39 AM (0Id0S)

37 Uggh. The only one of his paintings which I like- although I admit I only looked at about 12 or so -is "Blue Top for Sale."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 09:39 AM (42Vb+)

38 I suppose there's some theological point being made here but I'm much too obtuse to figure it out.

So let's debate transubstantiation!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2025 09:39 AM (hY4dx)

39 The longer you stare the more images you see. Interesting.

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2025 09:39 AM (lJ0H4)

40 I think she's Dutch, not a nun.

I've seen pictures of some of mt female ancestors sporting headgear similar to that.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

41 Funhouse Mirror Maze!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 09:39 AM (7fElN)

42 I remember this Twilight Zone episode.

Posted by: From the days of my misspent yute at May 08, 2025 09:39 AM (UbjG+)

43 Bosch would look at this and say "good start... Like the dark palette, and the no doubt hellish labyrinth. The nun-like character could be improved, with maybe some claws. Add a little satanist symbolism and you'll really be rolling"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 09:39 AM (/+1dw)

44 It's no Sistine Chapel.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2025 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

45
nun nun nun nun
nun nun nun nun
hey, hey-y
goodbye

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:40 AM (CQE5S)

46 Someone much better then me at photoshopping should insert a couple of minotaur horns peeking up above the walls in the background...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 09:40 AM (7fElN)

47 I guess the nuns forgot to pay the electric bill because they're having a hard time answering the front door.

Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2025 09:40 AM (Oy/m2)

48 Mother Superior, we've found a case of Chlamydia in the convent.

Thank goodness. I'm getting so sick of Chardonnay!
Posted by: Obligatory at May 08, 2025 09:38 AM (UbjG+)
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A joke from the conclave!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 09:41 AM (/+1dw)

49 21>> What rhymes with Labyrinth?

Grab a mint? (mint-thh?)

Posted by: red speck at May 08, 2025 09:41 AM (0Id0S)

50 Sister Mary Not-This-Again hated having to deliver sandwiches to the Conclave.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 09:41 AM (ExV1e)

51 Puzzling piece of art.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 09:41 AM (Q4IgG)

52 44 It's no Sistine Chapel.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2025 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

Ha! Timely.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:41 AM (CQE5S)

53 So let's debate transubstantiation!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2025 09:39 AM (hY4dx)

It happens whether you believe it or not.

....

(wait for it...)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2025 09:41 AM (VoAdT)

54 Huh.



OK. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 09:41 AM (ke82b)

55 She's trying to find the conclave. To be part of the female representation.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:41 AM (77rzZ)

56 Thanks, CBD. This "art" reminds me to buy some new wimple wiper blades.

Posted by: Rain-X Ronnie at May 08, 2025 09:41 AM (G5+As)

57 42 I remember this Twilight Zone episode.
Posted by: From the days of my misspent yute at May 08, 2025 09:39 AM (UbjG+)

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Where's the clown and the ballerina?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2025 09:41 AM (hY4dx)

58 What rhymes with Labyrinth?


A lot.....

Posted by: Mike Tyson at May 08, 2025 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

59 >>I think she's Dutch, not a nun.


If only she could fly above the maze. . .

Posted by: Sally Fields at May 08, 2025 09:42 AM (ke82b)

60 Hey, lay off me. There was a big sale on gray paint and I overbought.

Posted by: Robert Vickrey at May 08, 2025 09:42 AM (UbjG+)

61 Hey, that's my hair!

-- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri

Posted by: one hour sober at May 08, 2025 09:42 AM (Y1sOo)

62 Look in this labryinth mirror and see if Ozempic for the neckic is right for you!

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 08, 2025 09:42 AM (144I4)

63 The murals on the maze walls are more disturbing than the painting itself. I see a baby being kidnapped by gorillas.

Posted by: Kris at May 08, 2025 09:43 AM (EwaUh)

64 >>What rhymes with Labyrinth?


Hyacinth?
That's all I got

Posted by: Sally Fields at May 08, 2025 09:43 AM (ke82b)

65 39 The longer you stare the more images you see. Interesting.
Posted by: Tuna

Like the face of a black dude in the stones to her left (just left of center), looking at her like "WTF?"

Posted by: Stoned Moron at May 08, 2025 09:43 AM (JCZqz)

66 Magic dance time - Jareth the Goblin King (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at May 08, 2025 09:43 AM (jrFDm)

67 Looks like the word "THE" is stenciled on the wall coming in from the left.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:43 AM (CQE5S)

68 40 I think she's Dutch, not a nun.

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You can tell by the shoes. The filthy Scandis prefer wood.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2025 09:43 AM (hY4dx)

69 If a Pope is chosen by a conclave, does an antipope get chosen by a convlex?

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:44 AM (77rzZ)

70 39 The longer you stare the more images you see. Interesting.
Posted by: Tuna

Like the face of a black dude in the stones to her left (just left of center), looking at her like "WTF?"
Posted by: Stoned Moron at May 08, 2025 09:43 AM (JCZqz)
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Whoa! Once you see it, you can't UNSEE it.

Like that little baby on the left hand wall, screaming for someone to rescue it from its torment.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (7fElN)

71 Love surrealism but this is a hard "NO"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (RIvkX)

72 Like the face of a black dude in the stones to her left (just left of center), looking at her like "WTF?"
Posted by: Stoned Moron

There's a baby and a gorilla to the left of the face.

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (lJ0H4)

73 Like the face of a black dude in the stones to her left (just left of center), looking at her like "WTF?"

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Can I buy some pot from you?

Posted by: Pinto at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (hY4dx)

74 Weird

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (VE6XX)

75 65 39 The longer you stare the more images you see. Interesting.
Posted by: Tuna

Like the face of a black dude in the stones to her left (just left of center), looking at her like "WTF?"
Posted by: Stoned Moron at May 08, 2025 09:43 AM (JCZqz)

Ooh! I had missed that.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (CQE5S)

76 If she's Dutch wouldn't she have her finger in a dyke?

Posted by: Hey oooh at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (UbjG+)

77 Cutting the grass there would be a total bitch.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (gbOdA)

78 Looks like the word "THE" is stenciled on the wall coming in from the left.
Posted by: m

So it's the sign at the entrance of Ohio State's campus?

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

79 Oh, Hell, I thought you were kidding about the baby being snatched by a toothy beast. . . yikes!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (ke82b)

80 Looks like the word "THE" is stenciled on the wall coming in from the left.
Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:43 AM (CQE5S)

I think it says "The End Is Near."

An interesting piece. It's conveying depression to me.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (Oq5OE)

81 The walls are not very high so you could climb over them. Not much of a labyrinth. Poor design.

Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (Oy/m2)

82 "Does this wimple make me look fat?"

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:46 AM (CQE5S)

83 81 The walls are not very high so you could climb over them. Not much of a labyrinth. Poor design.
Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (Oy/m2)

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GFY

Posted by: Daedalus at May 08, 2025 09:47 AM (hY4dx)

84 There's a baby and a gorilla to the left of the face.
Posted by: Tuna

Never forget 🕯

Posted by: Harambe's Brother at May 08, 2025 09:47 AM (JCZqz)

85 If she's Dutch wouldn't she have her finger in a dyke?
Posted by: Hey oooh at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (UbjG+)


Buy me dinner first! -- The dyke

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 09:47 AM (ExV1e)

86 Lot of easter eggs.

Far left, a baby being eaten by a monster or something.

Still looking for the sniper.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:47 AM (Oq5OE)

87 What's the Flying Nun doing in there?
Posted by: Cicero


***********

60's TV Critic - a limerick

A television show worthy of praising
With stunts that were simply hair-raising
She'd solve problems with ease
On the tiniest breeze
The Flying Nun was truly a-maze-ing

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 09:47 AM (HOX+I)

88 78 Looks like the word "THE" is stenciled on the wall coming in from the left.
Posted by: m

So it's the sign at the entrance of Ohio State's campus?
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

hahahaha
Or it could say ABSINTHE.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:47 AM (CQE5S)

89 76 If she's Dutch wouldn't she have her finger in a dyke?
Posted by: Hey oooh

!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 08, 2025 09:47 AM (JCZqz)

90 The new nun is a...

Posted by: Blazing Saddles at May 08, 2025 09:48 AM (UbjG+)

91 That baby on the left looks like it's standing in a herd of horses.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:48 AM (77rzZ)

92 Robert Vickrey dropped acid, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

93 The Labyrinth
Robert Vickrey
Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

Thanks, CBD! This is a weird one.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:49 AM (CQE5S)

94 All these hidden images...the nun was wandering around and said "Hey, I found me!"

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:49 AM (Oq5OE)

95 A nun, a baby, and a gorilla walk into a maze...

Posted by: Stop me if you've heard this one at May 08, 2025 09:50 AM (UbjG+)

96 He sees creepy nuns hiding in the labyrinth of his subconcious mind.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 09:50 AM (36PRH)

97 92 Robert Vickrey dropped acid, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

Hickory, Vickrey rock

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:51 AM (CQE5S)

98 I always thought a labyrinth was that eye-rinse station over in the Chemistry Department...

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 09:51 AM (HOX+I)

99 The Flying Nun was truly a-maze-ing
Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 09:47 AM (HOX+I)

Now do the Singing Nun!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 09:51 AM (gbOdA)

100 If there is no minotaur, then it is a Sparkling Maze.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2025 09:51 AM (lXCUP)

101 100

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:51 AM (CQE5S)

102 Cool! David Bowie should be prowling around in there, wearing extra tight pants and singing! "Just fear me. Love me. Do as I say, and I will be your slave."

I love this movie! Wait! I need popcorn! brb

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 09:52 AM (2J/Lj)

103 Since her back is to us, I'm just wondering if her reflection is accurate, because wow.

If not, then Worst Fun House Mirror Ever.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:52 AM (Oq5OE)

104 101 100

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:51 AM (CQE5S)

The men are free to run, now, the labyrinth below.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 09:52 AM (i24o9)

105 Getting some real “Something Wicked This Way Comes” vibes from this!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 09:53 AM (YSv5G)

106 Now do the Singing Nun!
Posted by: rhennigantx

She turned lesbo and killed herself.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

107 >If not, then Worst Fun House Mirror Ever.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:52 AM (Oq5OE)

More like Nun House Mirror...my what a big wimple you have.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at May 08, 2025 09:54 AM (GTqXr)

108 She turned lesbo and killed herself.
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

that does not rhyme

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 09:54 AM (gbOdA)

109 ABC screwed up with Sally Field. She starred in Gidget, which had moderate ratings and they canceled the show. They left it on for summer reruns and suddenly every teenager in America started watching. They knew they had something with Field and had already signed her to do The Flying Nun. Should have re-upped Gidget and dumped the nun.

Posted by: TV Fax and Figgers at May 08, 2025 09:55 AM (G5+As)

110 I like the painting. Looks like something i'd do.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 08, 2025 09:55 AM (WPL6O)

111 Suit No. 1: "The concept is, this cute young woman moves to Puerto Rico to become a nun. She clashes with the stuffy Mother Superior. Hilarity ensues."

Suit No. 2: "Too formulaic. It needs a hook."

Suit No. 1: "What if the nun can fly?"

Suit No. 2: "By Jupiter, Smedley, I think we've got a hit!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2025 09:55 AM (hY4dx)

112 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Today's art looks exactly like my garage. Well, without the nun of course. Mrs D won't let me keep nuns in the garage.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 09:55 AM (W/lyH)

113 I'm wondering if she is the proprietor of the maze, waiting for her victims, rather than being caught in it herself.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:56 AM (CQE5S)

114 The word “THE” on the walls; someone started to write THESEUS WAS HERE but the Minotaur showed up and interrupted him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2025 09:56 AM (jxGzv)

115 40 I think she's Dutch, not a nun.

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You can tell by the shoes. The filthy Scandis prefer wood.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2025 09:43 AM (hY4dx)

According to his website (managed by his estate), this painting is one of his "Nuns" works. Fear seems to be the main theme for them.

Posted by: mrp at May 08, 2025 09:56 AM (rj6Yv)

116 What rhymes with Labyrinth?

A lot.....
Posted by: Mike Tyson


Gotta be quick around here.

"Plinth?"

And "hyacinth" above gives you the two rhymes you need. Now you just need a funny way to use them.

Posted by: mikeski at May 08, 2025 09:56 AM (niZpe)

117 Nobody else see the half hidden face on the panel just to the left of the other face?

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2025 09:56 AM (lJ0H4)

118 From the no ring report..


And that is just one example. But look at what the GOP is up to in both Idaho

—-


That was reference to Boise making the gay flag a city official flag in order to be able to fly it. That’s not the GOP. Boise like all cities across the country is run by Democrats. Boise is as blue as Austin or San Francisco. It’s both the capital city and home to a large university. It’s also been inundated by Californians the past 20 years.

The Dems did this to circumvent a law Republicans passed statewide which states no flags can be flown other than “official flags”. This was precisely passed because cities like Boise were flying gay flags and Palestinian flags and shit like that. So Dems said ok fine then this is now an official flag.

There’s all sorts of shit the GOPe does, in every state. But on this one, you really can’t blame them.



Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 09:57 AM (ImXfC)

119

Scissor Sisters meet in the dungeon for sweaty lesbo BDSM...

Posted by: Rod Porkmore at May 08, 2025 09:57 AM (x5WNN)

120 Mrs D won't let me keep nuns in the garage.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 09:55 AM (W/lyH)

Where does she want them to be stored? That garden shed is gonna get crowded!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 09:57 AM (2J/Lj)

121 oday's art looks exactly like my garage. Well, without the nun of course. Mrs D won't let me keep nuns in the garage.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 09:55 AM (W/lyH)

your garage doesn't have any light in it?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 08, 2025 09:57 AM (VofaG)

122 "It's a trap!"

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:57 AM (CQE5S)

123 21 What rhymes with Labyrinth?
Posted by: Looking for a limerick at May 08, 2025 09:35 AM (UbjG+)

Mike Tyson saying "rinse."

Posted by: tankdemon at May 08, 2025 09:58 AM (FVLcK)

124 What was the artist's nationality?

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

125 ABC screwed up with Sally Field. She starred in Gidget, which had moderate ratings and they canceled the show.

I'd give an arm AND a leg for a show on ABC!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 08, 2025 09:58 AM (JCZqz)

126 What was the artist's nationality?
Posted by: Bulg

American

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2025 09:59 AM (lJ0H4)

127 117 Nobody else see the half hidden face on the panel just to the left of the other face?
Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2025 09:56 AM (lJ0H4)

Maybe? It's like a mask?

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:59 AM (CQE5S)

128
Maybe? It's like a mask?
Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:59 AM (CQE5S)



Like, totally.

Posted by: Millennial at May 08, 2025 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

129 21 What rhymes with Labyrinth?

Synth, Plinth, Hyacinth, …

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 10:00 AM (YSv5G)

130 I went looking for a minotaur but found nun.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 08, 2025 10:00 AM (kTd/k)

131 128
Maybe? It's like a mask?
Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:59 AM (CQE5S)


Like, totally.
Posted by: Millennial at May 08, 2025 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

Like, totally?

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:00 AM (CQE5S)

132 The artist rendered the nun naturalistically, but her reflection in the funhouse mirror distorts her. The other images, the face, the baby and gorilla, look like reflections or projections onto the walls. They're naturalistic too and counter the nun's odd reflection. I like how the lighting is dark so that the labyrinth recedes into the black background and we can't see how big it really is. I don't know if I like this but it's interesting to look at.

Posted by: Kris at May 08, 2025 10:01 AM (EwaUh)

133 Labyrinth are lady parts and the reason so hard to find Delores.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 08, 2025 10:01 AM (VofaG)

134 I'd give an arm AND a leg for a show on ABC!
Posted by: Michelle Fields

Trade you a leg for an ass.
-- Brie Larson

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:01 AM (77rzZ)

135 Where does she want them to be stored? That garden shed is gonna get crowded!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 09:57 AM (2J/Lj)


I know right? My point exactly.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2025 10:01 AM (W/lyH)

136 Saw an ABC “news” clip about the conclave. Apparently Francis was an awesome
Pope beloved by everyone. And everyone really hopes the new one carries on his very important work.

But some icky conservative candidates may get in the way. And so we all hope that doesn’t happen.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 10:01 AM (ImXfC)

137 All kidding aside...

This painting is what I imagine the mind of a drug addict looks like.

Or someone who is schizophrenic.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 10:02 AM (2J/Lj)

138 She turned lesbo and killed herself.
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

Scissor me timbers!

Posted by: Mr. Garrison at May 08, 2025 10:02 AM (Y1sOo)

139 What rhymes with Labyrinth?
____

Less important question: 2 syllables or 3 ?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 10:02 AM (Dv3i1)

140 I'd love to get the dry-cleaning concession at the Vatican.

Posted by: George Jefferson at May 08, 2025 10:02 AM (G5+As)

141 117 Nobody else see the half hidden face on the panel just to the left of the other face?

It’s like the Labyrinth itself is looking at her!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 10:02 AM (YSv5G)

142 A nun had a habit that was crisp
But she unfortunately suffered from a lisp
She got lost in a labyrinth
While picking hyancith
then said "I'm lost and now I'm pithed."

OK, that sucked.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:02 AM (Oq5OE)

143 Robert Remsen Vickrey (American, 1926-2011)

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:03 AM (CQE5S)

144 142 A nun had a habit that was crisp
But she unfortunately suffered from a lisp
She got lost in a labyrinth
While picking hyancith
then said "I'm lost and now I'm pithed."

OK, that sucked.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:02 AM (Oq5OE)

I laughed!

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:04 AM (CQE5S)

145 That face on the wall was a from King Crimson album cover.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2025 10:04 AM (jxGzv)

146 136 Saw an ABC “news” clip about the conclave. Apparently Francis was an awesome
Pope beloved by everyone. And everyone really hopes the new one carries on his very important work.

But some icky conservative candidates may get in the way. And so we all hope that doesn’t happen.
____

Shaping the narrative.

As a news consumer for a few years, it's hard to believe so many people can't see this trick. It's like the one where you show your kids how to pull the top part of your thumb off.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 10:04 AM (Dv3i1)

147 It's upside down.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:05 AM (CQE5S)

148 109 ABC screwed up with Sally Field. She starred in Gidget, which had moderate ratings and they canceled the show. They left it on for summer reruns and suddenly every teenager in America started watching. They knew they had something with Field and had already signed her to do The Flying Nun. Should have re-upped Gidget and dumped the nun.
Posted by: TV Fax and Figgers
========
Imagine the horrors of a rebooted Gidget or the Flying Nun from today's ABC.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:05 AM (ctrM5)

149 FROM THE ARCHIVES:


The erstwhile street hooker Ann Hemphill
Found peace in a nunnery, 'twas simple
She forsook her former friends
And thus her sinful era ends
No, not with a bang, but a wimple

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (HOX+I)

150 145 That face on the wall was a from King Crimson album cover.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2025 10:04 AM (jxGzv)

Maybe almost, but the lips should be weirder.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (CQE5S)

151 148 Imagine the horrors of a rebooted Gidget or the Flying Nun from today's ABC.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:05 AM (ctrM5)

======

Episode 3:

The Flying Nun uncovers the priest's pedophilia sex dungeon and has a 20 minute long speech about being better.

Also, love is love, hater.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (GBKbO)

152 See, Muldoon is the master.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (Oq5OE)

153 ========
Imagine the horrors of a rebooted Gidget or the Flying Nun from today's ABC.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:05 AM (ctrM5)



It would be the Olympic opening ceremonies from last time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

154 142 A nun had a habit that was crisp
But she unfortunately suffered from a lisp
She got lost in a labyrinth
While picking hyancith
then said "I'm lost and now I'm pithed."

OK, that sucked.
Posted by: WitchDokto
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I give it a 80 percent Muldoon rating. Hyacinth is hard to rhyme so bonus points.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (ctrM5)

155 152 See, Muldoon is the master.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (Oq5OE)

======

Is he the master of his domain?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (GBKbO)

156 Imagine the horrors of a rebooted Gidget or the Flying Nun from today's ABC.
Posted by: whig

Evidently they're remaking Little House on the Prairie.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (2J/Lj)

157 We hopes that the conclaves will join the twentieth century and select a female person of coler for Pope!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein Of Brattleboro, VT at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (G5+As)

158 Part of her mirror is cracked away.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:07 AM (CQE5S)

159 Imagine the horrors of a rebooted Gidget or the Flying Nun from today's ABC.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:05 AM (ctrM5)

Gidget organizes a voter registration drive to rescue democracy from evil Republican robber barons.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:07 AM (Oq5OE)

160 It would be the Olympic opening ceremonies from last time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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"The horror, the horror" he said.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:07 AM (ctrM5)

161 Another uninteresting example among many prior examples. I'd sooner eyeball Bob Ross.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at May 08, 2025 10:07 AM (hKoQL)

162 Imagine the horrors of a rebooted Gidget or the Flying Nun from today's ABC.
Posted by: whig

Oh yes. I can well imagine.

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2025 10:07 AM (lJ0H4)

163 157 We hopes that the conclaves will join the twentieth century and select a female person of coler for Pope!
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein Of Brattleboro, VT at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (G5+As)

=======

I really, really want Cardinal Sarah to become pope, almost purely so I can see leftist Catholics go, "NO! NOT THAT BLACK POPE!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:07 AM (GBKbO)

164 Mary nails twentieth but can't spell color.

Something is off here.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

165 Robert Vickrey dropped acid, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

Hickory, Vickrey rock
Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 09:51 AM (CQE5S)


*perks up*

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at May 08, 2025 10:08 AM (vf0Y9)

166 Evidently they're remaking Little House on the Prairie.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench)


Oh heck, no. You just know that they're gonna make Nellie Olsen a trannie.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:08 AM (77rzZ)

167 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Man on the Ottoman at May 08, 2025 10:08 AM (0sNs1)

168 Evidently they're remaking Little House on the Prairie.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem
======
And the same brain dead inversions will be used to make what was good and wholesome into something dark and evil. Look for damaged child stars as an aftermath.

Pedowood needs to die.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:09 AM (ctrM5)

169 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Man on the Ottoman

Nope

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2025 10:10 AM (lJ0H4)

170 Change of Habit>>Flying Nun

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 10:10 AM (gbOdA)

171 Evidently they're remaking Little House on the Prairie.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench)



Why wouldn't they? They've ruined everything else.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

172 Mary nails twentieth but can't spell color.

Something is off here.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Yeh. Someone needs to up their game.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 10:10 AM (2J/Lj)

173 Senator John Fetterman (D-PA) reportedly has massive OUTBURST during a recent meeting with teachers union representatives in Pennsylvania.

AP: He yelled "Why does everyone hate me, what did I ever do?" and "Everybody is mad at me" - at one point slamming his hands on the desk.

"As the meeting deteriorated, a staff member moved to end it and ushered the visitors into the hallway, where she broke down crying."

-------

I also want Fetterman to lose his re-election by pissing off the left so much that they forget Go Team Blue.

It would entertain me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:10 AM (GBKbO)

174 Vickrey was born in New York City in 1926 and was graduated from Yale in 1951. He did more than 75 covers for Time magazine from 1957 to 1968, including portraits of Presidents Kennedy and Johnson.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:11 AM (CQE5S)

175 137 All kidding aside...

This painting is what I imagine the mind of a drug addict looks like.

Or someone who is schizophrenic.


I remember seeing in an old Time-Life book titled something like “The Mind” IIRC, that showed paintings by an artist slowly succumbing to schizophrenia. As the artist descended into madness the images kept getting brighter and more colorful. Near the end I remember an image of something still recognizable as a kitten, but it was surrounded by jagged, almost electric, bands of bright color, using a very warm, shockingly bright palette of tones that somehow still evoked the kitten. Nothing like the dark dreariness shown here.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 10:12 AM (YSv5G)

176 I also want Fetterman to lose his re-election by pissing off the left so much that they forget Go Team Blue.

It would entertain me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:10 AM (GBKbO)



But he was SUCH a better candidate than Dr. Oz.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

177 Evidently they're remaking Little House on the Prairie.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 10:06 AM (2J/Lj)

Best Pa line when Jack the dog dies
If G D keeps his eye on the sparrow then Jack is in Heaven

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 10:12 AM (gbOdA)

178 170 Change of Habit>>Flying Nun
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Heh. Had to look that one up. Mary Tyler Moore and ELVIS? Really?

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:12 AM (ctrM5)

179 @156 "Wokest Little House on the Prairie"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 10:12 AM (36PRH)

180 No mentions of two of The Horde's favorite nuns, Sisters Dingo or Zoot?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2025 10:12 AM (0sNs1)

181 Swiss Cakes>>>Swiss Miss>>Swiss Guards.

Posted by: Little Debbie at May 08, 2025 10:12 AM (G5+As)

182 And the same brain dead inversions will be used to make what was good and wholesome into something dark and evil. Look for damaged child stars as an aftermath.

Pedowood needs to die.
Posted by: whig

In a very special Little House on the Prairie Event:

A trans couple moves into Walnut Grove and must teach the citizens hard lessons about acceptance and equality.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:12 AM (Oq5OE)

183 174 Vickrey was born in New York City in 1926 and was graduated from Yale in 1951. He did more than 75 covers for Time magazine from 1957 to 1968, including portraits of Presidents Kennedy and Johnson.
Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:11 AM (CQE5S)

I read that he would sneak into art building at night to paint.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 10:13 AM (gbOdA)

184 The best crazy nun was the one in the movie Black Narcissus.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:13 AM (77rzZ)

185 "Wokest Little House on the Prairie"
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 10:12 AM (36PRH)



Billboard spotted in Temple, Tx.

"Better Woke than Broke"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

186 At the Whitney website, you can blow it way up and move it around.

https://whitney.org/collection/works/3207

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:14 AM (CQE5S)

187 The painting is unique. There's nun other like it.

Posted by: Nun punz? at May 08, 2025 10:14 AM (UbjG+)

188 A trans couple moves into Walnut Grove and must teach the citizens hard lessons about acceptance and equality.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:12 AM (Oq5OE)

The village smithy in dress and heel going by April would be pff.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 10:14 AM (gbOdA)

189 It would entertain me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:10 AM


We're *always* here for you.

Posted by: The films of Ridley Scott at May 08, 2025 10:14 AM (0sNs1)

190 In a very special Little House on the Prairie Event:

A trans couple moves into Walnut Grove and must teach the citizens hard lessons about acceptance and equality.
Posted by: WitchDoktor
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Those hard lessons occur at the barn raising orgy.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:14 AM (ctrM5)

191 The best crazy nun was the one in the movie Black Narcissus.
Posted by: Bulg

The scenes where the nuns had to stand on the edge of a cliff to ring the convent bell gave me nightmares.

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2025 10:14 AM (lJ0H4)

192 Sorry. Been in and out.

Did I see Miss Lindsey is calling for the US to nuke Iran?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2025 10:15 AM (LBj9x)

193 Senator John Fetterman (D-PA) reportedly has massive OUTBURST during a recent meeting with teachers union representatives in Pennsylvania.

AP: He yelled "Why does everyone hate me, what did I ever do?" and "Everybody is mad at me" - at one point slamming his hands on the desk.

"As the meeting deteriorated, a staff member moved to end it and ushered the visitors into the hallway, where she broke down crying."


There is always an appropriate aphorism. In this case, it's "lie down with dogs, get up with fleas".

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 10:15 AM (s8j++)

194 I am sure that Woke Little House will begin with stolen lands acknowledgement for each episode.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:15 AM (ctrM5)

195 189 It would entertain me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:10 AM

We're *always* here for you.
Posted by: The films of Ridley Scott at May 08, 2025 10:14 AM (0sNs1)

======

He just started filming a new movie.

The Dog Stars.

Dude is 87.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:15 AM (GBKbO)

196 179 @156 "Wokest Little House on the Prairie"
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

I hope they start every episode with a land acknowledgement.

Posted by: No One Ever at May 08, 2025 10:16 AM (JCZqz)

197 193 There is always an appropriate aphorism. In this case, it's "lie down with dogs, get up with fleas".
Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 10:15 AM (s8j++)

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Fetterman is a dog like the rest.

He just says pro-Israel things from time to time.

Other than that, he agrees with them 100%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:16 AM (GBKbO)

198 Witch woman trying to make her way through the IRS maze to submit a late filing.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 10:16 AM (/U5Yz)

199 I guess the THE might be part of THE END.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:16 AM (CQE5S)

200 200

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:17 AM (CQE5S)

201 Great nun movie: Lilies of the Field, with Sidney Poitier.

Posted by: Amen, Amen, Amen at May 08, 2025 10:17 AM (UbjG+)

202 The Ingalls family were illegally squatting on Osage Indian land.

We will address this in season one.

Posted by: Netflix at May 08, 2025 10:17 AM (Y1sOo)

203 193 Senator John Fetterman (D-PA) reportedly has massive OUTBURST during a recent meeting with teachers union representatives in Pennsylvania.

AP: He yelled "Why does everyone hate me, what did I ever do?" and "Everybody is mad at me" - at one point slamming his hands on the desk.

"As the meeting deteriorated, a staff member moved to end it and ushered the visitors into the hallway, where she broke down crying."

There is always an appropriate aphorism. In this case, it's "lie down with dogs, get up with fleas".

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 10:15 AM (s8j++)

If this is true, what a little bitch beta boy. Why does everyone hate me? Haha. What a vag.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2025 10:17 AM (KbCG3)

204 On next week's Little House on the Prairie:

Pa Ingalls fights for human rights when he shelters two undocumented immigrant families in his house.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:17 AM (Oq5OE)

205 AP: He yelled "Why does everyone hate me, what did I ever do?" and "Everybody is mad at me" - at one point slamming his hands on the desk.

"As the meeting deteriorated, a staff member moved to end it and ushered the visitors into the hallway, where she broke down crying."

Posted by: Archimedes
========
Direct quotes not included in the AP story, "Me hated!!! Hulk Smash desk!! And now Hulk Smash Staff!!!"

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:17 AM (ctrM5)

206 Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 10:16 AM (/U5Yz)

How's it going for you in the aircraft industry?

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

207 Somewhat related: LOLGF
https://tinyurl.com/56z7cpx8

The irony of the pro-Palestine jihadists getting locked in the very Butler Library at Columbia University on Wednesday that they forced their way in to vandalize.

This is peak FAFO. Now only if NYC actually prosecuted and jailed these jihadists.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 10:18 AM (ke82b)

208 203 If this is true, what a little bitch beta boy. Why does everyone hate me? Haha. What a vag.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2025 10:17 AM (KbCG3)

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He's only tough when he's chasing innocent black men down streets while brandishing a shotgun in an effort to try and murder them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:18 AM (GBKbO)

209 Fetterman's lump has migrated to the space between his ears.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 10:18 AM (/U5Yz)

210 196 179 @156 "Wokest Little House on the Prairie"
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

I hope they start every episode with a land acknowledgement.
Posted by: No One Ever at May 08, 2025 10:16 AM (JCZqz)

I hope they replace every episode with a land acknowledgment.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:18 AM (CQE5S)

211 Or the Left is coordinating the destruction of Fetterman.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2025 10:18 AM (FuJQi)

212 To end confusion that had previously occurred in detecting white vs. black smoke, the Vatican, starting in 2005 began adding specific chemical compounds to ensure clarity:

Black smoke is produced using potassium perchlorate, anthracene, and sulfur.

White smoke comes from burning potassium chlorate, lactose, and pine resin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2025 10:19 AM (0sNs1)

213
There once was a princess, Mab Gwyneth
Who oughtn't've drank so much absinthe
She passed out in a daze
and awoke in a maze
(Or as fancy folks call it -- a labyrinth!)

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 10:19 AM (HOX+I)

214 But he was SUCH a better candidate than Dr. Oz.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

Sad fact is that he’s probably a better Senator. I could never trust a Muslim, and for sure never trust a Turk.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2025 10:19 AM (uWKK8)

215 Conclavia! Vatican streets closed to cars, cardinals ride bicycles around.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 08, 2025 10:19 AM (c+HYQ)

216 212 To end confusion that had previously occurred in detecting white vs. black smoke, the Vatican, starting in 2005 began adding specific chemical compounds to ensure clarity:

Black smoke is produced using potassium perchlorate, anthracene, and sulfur.

White smoke comes from burning potassium chlorate, lactose, and pine resin.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2025 10:19 AM (0sNs1)

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There was a white cloud right behind the smokestack a second ago.

I got a bit excited.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:19 AM (GBKbO)

217 The actual former child stars of “Little House on the Prairie” allege some childhood trauma, just by having to appear regularly and having to know their lines every time. By all accounts Michael Landon was a decent human being, but the very nature of the business is “The Show Must Go On!”, and that insistence is trying on young children who would much rather, on some level, just be children.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 10:20 AM (YSv5G)

218 Sad fact is that he’s probably a better Senator. I could never trust a Muslim, and for sure never trust a Turk.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2025 10:19 AM (uWKK

They can't even decide on a name for a city.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:20 AM (Oq5OE)

219 I went looking for a minotaur but found nun.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 08, 2025 10:00 AM (kTd/k)


Nice!

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 08, 2025 10:20 AM (144I4)

220 He's only tough when he's chasing innocent black men down streets while brandishing a shotgun in an effort to try and murder them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
========
To misquote Mr. Perdue,
"It takes a tough man to pluck a tender chicken"

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:20 AM (ctrM5)

221 @194 I wonder about why people want to remake these things. What could be done better this time around, CGI animals? More modern title credits? If it's not to insert messaging and appease modern sensibilities, that is.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 10:20 AM (36PRH)

222 212 To end confusion that had previously occurred in detecting white vs. black smoke, the Vatican, starting in 2005 began adding specific chemical compounds to ensure clarity:

Black smoke is produced using potassium perchlorate, anthracene, and sulfur.

White smoke comes from burning potassium chlorate, lactose, and pine resin.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


I'm waiting for the smoke to come out and form into the shape of Lucifer's head.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 10:20 AM (/U5Yz)

223 There was a white cloud right behind the smokestack a second ago.

I got a bit excited.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:19 AM (GBKbO)

That was a cloud.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:20 AM (Oq5OE)

224 There once was a princess, Mab Gwyneth
Who oughtn't've drank so much absinthe
She passed out in a daze
and awoke in a maze
(Or as fancy folks call it -- a labyrinth!)
Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 10:19 AM (HOX+I)



The reigning and STILL undisputed heavyweight champion of the WOOORRRRLLLLDDDDD.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

225 There once was a princess, Mab Gwyneth
Who oughtn't've drank so much absinthe
She passed out in a daze
and awoke in a maze
(Or as fancy folks call it -- a labyrinth!)
Posted by: muldoon

A++

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2025 10:20 AM (lJ0H4)

226 Muldoon comes through! Bravo!

Posted by: Knew he could do it at May 08, 2025 10:20 AM (UbjG+)

227 221 @194 I wonder about why people want to remake these things. What could be done better this time around, CGI animals? More modern title credits? If it's not to insert messaging and appease modern sensibilities, that is.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 08, 2025 10:20 AM (36PRH)

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Because IP drives modern Hollywood filmmaking decisions.

You know what Little House on the Prairie is?

Remake it. People may tune in just based on the name.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:21 AM (GBKbO)

228 208 203 If this is true, what a little bitch beta boy. Why does everyone hate me? Haha. What a vag.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2025 10:17 AM (KbCG3)

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He's only tough when he's chasing innocent black men down streets while brandishing a shotgun in an effort to try and murder them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:18 AM (GBKbO)

"This never happened." -- The MSM, suddenly indifferent to a black life mattering

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2025 10:21 AM (KbCG3)

229 207 Somewhat related: LOLGF
https://tinyurl.com/56z7cpx8

The irony of the pro-Palestine jihadists getting locked in the very Butler Library at Columbia University on Wednesday that they forced their way in to vandalize.

This is peak FAFO. Now only if NYC actually prosecuted and jailed these jihadists.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 10:18 AM (ke82b)

A thing of beauty.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:21 AM (CQE5S)

230 There once was a princess, Mab Gwyneth
Who oughtn't've drank so much absinthe
She passed out in a daze
and awoke in a maze
(Or as fancy folks call it -- a labyrinth!)
Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 10:19 AM (HOX+I)

See, we are all pretenders compared to this.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:21 AM (Oq5OE)

231 I saw an ad on TV with half-pint selling Relaxium or something.

Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2025 10:21 AM (Oy/m2)

232 228 He's only tough when he's chasing innocent black men down streets while brandishing a shotgun in an effort to try and murder them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:18 AM (GBKbO)

"This never happened." -- The MSM, suddenly indifferent to a black life mattering
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2025 10:21 AM (KbCG3)

========

"This definitely happened, and we have no idea why it wasn't reported until now."
-The MSM during the PA Democrat primary

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:21 AM (GBKbO)

233 Oh heck, no. You just know that they're gonna make Nellie Olsen a trannie.
Posted by: Bulg

I'm thinking it will be "modernized". Black urban family (mother, her boyfriend, 4 teenage kids and their kids) climb in to the old van and set out to make a new life in the suburbs. Van breaks down just after they pass the warehouse with all the broken windows and graffiti that sits on a small hill. They have to homestead the warehouse to make it a real home. Watch as the modern family fights the elements, the drug dealers, and the zoning board to grow crops and improve their land!

New working title .... Little Dump on the Hump!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 10:22 AM (2J/Lj)

234 That outburst by Fetterman seems like fake news. The knives are out for him.

Also: raise your hand if you think the reporting about the Lady Gaga terrorist is total and complete bullshit. [raises hand]

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 08, 2025 10:22 AM (aeiyZ)

235
There was a white cloud right behind the smokestack a second ago.

I got a bit excited.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:19 AM (GBKbO)



I want to know if Vegas defenseman Zach Whitecloud is offended by your statement.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

236 217 The actual former child stars of “Little House on the Prairie” allege some childhood trauma, just by having to appear regularly and having to know their lines every time. By all accounts Michael Landon was a decent human being, but the very nature of the business is “The Show Must Go On!”, and that insistence is trying on young children who would much rather, on some level, just be children.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
=======
The kids were just pissed that they could not have their own musical like the Brady Bunch kids did or have two episodes filmed in Hawaii.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:22 AM (ctrM5)

237 Short nun can't fly over wall.
- Wright

Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2025 10:23 AM (LHPAg)

238 Because IP drives modern Hollywood filmmaking decisions.

You know what Little House on the Prairie is?

Remake it. People may tune in just based on the name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:21 AM (GBKbO)
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I'm picturing it being "gritty" and "real" compared to the original, with glacial pacing and wooden acting and nothing much happening for 5 episodes except people standing around not talking to each other and every problem could be solved by communication in 5 minutes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 10:23 AM (7fElN)

239 See, I'm thinking Little House on the Prairie but set in 1970 with Laura and Mary going to school at Kent State.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:23 AM (Oq5OE)

240 I actually, unironically, like the art today. It's evocative and moody, and I appreciate the technical work involved. Nice!

Posted by: American Hawkman at May 08, 2025 10:23 AM (9VDxG)

241 "This definitely happened, and we have no idea why it wasn't reported until now."

-The MSM during the PA Democrat primary

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:21 AM (GBKbO)

"Why are we just hearing about this now?" -- Average Dem

"Because the Fetterman machine is so corrupt, they were able to wield their power to get this entire story hidden from us!" -- MSM

"Wait until you guys hear about the origins of COVID." -- "Uninformed" Conservatives

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2025 10:24 AM (KbCG3)

242 238 I'm picturing it being "gritty" and "real" compared to the original, with glacial pacing and wooden acting and nothing much happening for 5 episodes except people standing around not talking to each other and every problem could be solved by communication in 5 minutes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 10:23 AM (7fElN)

======

Ah, I see you've watched a TV show made in the last 10 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:24 AM (GBKbO)

243 I can see Fetterman losing a primary. But if he’s the nominee, 99.9% of Dems will vote for him against an evil Nazi Republican.

Say what you will about the left they are very disciplined when it comes to voting.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 08, 2025 10:24 AM (ImXfC)

244 I saw an ad on TV with half-pint selling Relaxium or something.
Posted by: dantesed

She married Barry Bostwick, I think?

Had at least one kid.

Was pretty good-looking as a grown woman. I read not too long ago that she had breast implants removed, so obviously she had a little help in that department.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

245 207 Somewhat related: LOLGF
https://tinyurl.com/56z7cpx8

The irony of the pro-Palestine jihadists getting locked in the very Butler Library at Columbia University on Wednesday that they forced their way in to vandalize.

This is peak FAFO. Now only if NYC actually prosecuted and jailed these jihadists.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 10:18 AM (ke82b)

In another video of that, from a different angle, a female was whining, "You're hurting me."

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:24 AM (CQE5S)

246 FYI - CMP has surplus US M1917 Enfield-pattern .30-06 rifles for sale. Also surplus 1911s.

https://thecmp.org/cmp_sales/

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 10:25 AM (aBgBM)

247 The kids were just pissed that they could not have their own musical like the Brady Bunch kids did or have two episodes filmed in Hawaii.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:22 AM (ctrM5)
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"Little House on the Prairie Goes to Hawaii" would have been a weird and/or dark episode, considering the story takes place in the 19th century.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 10:25 AM (7fElN)

248 I'm picturing it being "gritty" and "real" compared to the original, with glacial pacing and wooden acting and nothing much happening for 5 episodes except people standing around not talking to each other and every problem could be solved by communication in 5 minutes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 10:23 AM (7fElN)



They'll simply take a chapter out of the Star Wars movies and have everyone walking slowing on green screen for 3/4 of the show.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

249 Would not hang.

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 10:25 AM (aBgBM)

250 Because IP drives modern Hollywood filmmaking decisions.

You know what Little House on the Prairie is?

Remake it. People may tune in just based on the name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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People may tune in once and upon witnessing what Pedowood has vomited out again,exit screaming.

The problem with programming for wokies is that when every channel is filled with wokeness, the audience is the size of a shriveled peanut.

Even blue voters get bored with that crap.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:25 AM (ctrM5)

251 I'm seeing clips on the socials how Labyrinth and The Never Ending Story are very different movies as adults.

Willow, maybe as well.

The 80's was wild.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 10:26 AM (OmKmS)

252 Having also rewatched Little House on the Prairie within recent memory, there's a lot more rape and murder than I remembered...

Posted by: American Hawkman at May 08, 2025 10:26 AM (9VDxG)

253 Ah, I see you've watched a TV show made in the last 10 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:24 AM (GBKbO)
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I hate-watched the first seasons of Amazon's Wheel of Time and Rings of Power shows, yes...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 10:26 AM (7fElN)

254 Maybe make it an anthology - various Little Houses all with their unique and moving stories, like the community rallying around an illegal alien sex trafficker.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:26 AM (Oq5OE)

255 "Little House on the Prairie Goes to Hawaii" would have been a weird and/or dark episode, considering the story takes place in the 19th century.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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The volcano sacrifice of Laura would be a tearjerker episode.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:26 AM (ctrM5)

256 I wonder how many Somali characters the reboot will have. It took place in Minnesota, after all.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:27 AM (77rzZ)

257 253 Ah, I see you've watched a TV show made in the last 10 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:24 AM (GBKbO)
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I hate-watched the first seasons of Amazon's Wheel of Time and Rings of Power shows, yes...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 10:26 AM (7fElN)

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I remember a time when I saw Episode I 9 times in theaters and defended it for years.

That was a long time ago.

My fandom is very different now.

I still haven't watched Rings of Power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:27 AM (GBKbO)

258 183 174 Vickrey was born in New York City in 1926 and was graduated from Yale in 1951.

Must have taken a few sabbatical years off then.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 10:27 AM (YSv5G)

259 Thx CBD. Don't think I'd hang this one, too dark

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 10:27 AM (vmkyp)

260 Trump Administration Set to Release Damning AUDIO of Biden’s Classified Docs Interview with Special Counsel Robert Hur

This should be a very funny interview with Joey shit pants.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 10:27 AM (/U5Yz)

261 dark. needs cleaning.

Posted by: cmeat at May 08, 2025 10:27 AM (8HmRF)

262 251 I'm seeing clips on the socials how Labyrinth and The Never Ending Story are very different movies as adults.

Willow, maybe as well.

The 80's was wild.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Cocaine is a helluva drug I guess.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:27 AM (ctrM5)

263 A nun they knew as Sister Hyacinth
Spent three days lost deep in a labyrinth
Except those strange walls
Were just convent walls
And she'd been indulging in absinthe!

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 08, 2025 10:27 AM (OUMaO)

264 I remember a time when I saw Episode I 9 times in theaters and defended it for years.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:27 AM (GBKbO)

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So speaking of Prometheus....

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:28 AM (Oq5OE)

265 You know what Little House on the Prairie is?

Remake it. People may tune in just based on the name.


Is there anyone like Michael Landon left in Hollywood?

Posted by: Halfhand at May 08, 2025 10:28 AM (1GLqY)

266 21 What rhymes with Labyrinth?

Posted by: Looking for a limerick at May 08, 2025 09:35 AM (UbjG+)
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Absinthe?

Posted by: Ciampino - in the booze at May 08, 2025 10:28 AM (sPQoU)

267 264 So speaking of Prometheus....
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:28 AM (Oq5OE)

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I hadn't considered mentioning it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:28 AM (GBKbO)

268 174 Vickrey was born in New York City in 1926 and was graduated from Yale in 1951. He did more than 75 covers for Time magazine from 1957 to 1968, including portraits of Presidents Kennedy and Johnson.
Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 10:11 AM (CQE5S)

I read that he would sneak into art building at night to paint.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 10:13 AM (gbOdA)

How's his Latin declension?

Posted by: Brian of Nazareth at May 08, 2025 10:28 AM (Aqu9a)

269 247 The kids were just pissed that they could not have their own musical like the Brady Bunch kids did or have two episodes filmed in Hawaii.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:22 AM (ctrM5)
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"Little House on the Prairie Goes to Hawaii" would have been a weird and/or dark episode, considering the story takes place in the 19th century.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 10:25 AM (7fElN)
Pineapple farmers or missionaries.

Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2025 10:28 AM (LHPAg)

270 I'm picturing it being "gritty" and "real" compared to the original
_________

Use Deadwood dialogue!

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 08, 2025 10:29 AM (EXfKk)

271 269 "Little House on the Prairie Goes to Hawaii" would have been a weird and/or dark episode, considering the story takes place in the 19th century.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 10:25 AM (7fElN)
Pineapple farmers or missionaries.
Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2025 10:28 AM (LHPAg)

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And right back to the farm the very next week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:29 AM (GBKbO)

272 Karen Grassley, who played Ma Ingalls, was an understated beauty.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

273 The Ewok, who's picture is often used as an analogue for Ace, was named Widdle Warrick.

The more you know ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2025 10:29 AM (0sNs1)

274 Who says the prairie has to be in the US?

A small community in China bemoaning the impacts of tariffs on the local sweatshop.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:30 AM (Oq5OE)

275 211 Or the Left is coordinating the destruction of Fetterman.

AKA the fleas.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2025 10:30 AM (s8j++)

276 Don't want nun, don't start nun.

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 08, 2025 10:30 AM (144I4)

277 As ever the master! Thanks, Muldoon.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 10:30 AM (YSv5G)

278 Say what you will about the left they are very disciplined when it comes to voting.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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In PA, it is more that the ballots are very disciplined about voting Dem. The ballots either vote blue or end up buried in a landfill somewhere.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:30 AM (ctrM5)

279 206 Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 10:16 AM (/U5Yz)

How's it going for you in the aircraft industry?
Posted by: Bulg


Maj. Nelson and I are training for the first Apollo flight. So things are going well.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 10:30 AM (/U5Yz)

280
And right back to the farm the very next week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:29 AM (GBKbO)



"When you're making a show for 3 million viewers every week, there's no way I'm standing in line at the United Ticket Counter......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

281 The kids were just pissed that they could not have their own musical like the Brady Bunch kids did or have two episodes filmed in Hawaii.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:22 AM (ctrM5)
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"Little House on the Prairie Goes to Hawaii" would have been a weird and/or dark episode, considering the story takes place in the 19th century.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 10:25 AM (7fElN)

Take the poi; leave the idol.

Posted by: Bobby at May 08, 2025 10:33 AM (Aqu9a)

282 Maj. Nelson and I are training for the first Apollo flight. So things are going well.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

You are the aircraft mechanic guy, right? Or do I have you confused with another Moron?

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:33 AM (77rzZ)

283 Use Deadwood dialogue!
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Chan only pretended to know one word.

No way anyone but a fluent English speaker would be able to weave whole sentences and covey the intended meaning by only using MFer.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 10:33 AM (OmKmS)

284 Robert Vickrey certainly liked his Labyrinth works.

Thought the featured painting might be linked to Abbesses being excluded from The Conclave to select the next Pope.
🤷‍♀️

I would probably skip hanging this particular piece.

Thanks
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Dad instilled fear of labyrinths, fun houses in us. Tempered from what he actually said repeatedly: "If you can see & get to the exits, stay the hell out of places." We didn't always abide by the lesson & rule but, for the most part, it served us well.

Haunted Castle (Six Flags Great Adventure) 1984.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 10:34 AM (NFX2v)

285 And right back to the farm the very next week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla


Just have it be hallucinations due to rye ergot and go nuts with it.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 08, 2025 10:34 AM (OUMaO)

286 "You can tell by the shoes. The filthy Scandis prefer wood."
i would like to go to holland. wooden shoe?

Posted by: cmeat at May 08, 2025 10:34 AM (8HmRF)

287 Chan only pretended to know one word.

No way anyone but a fluent English speaker would be able to weave whole sentences and covey the intended meaning by only using MFer.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 10:33 AM (OmKmS)

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He was a trained Shakespearean actor.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:34 AM (Oq5OE)

288 274 Who says the prairie has to be in the US?

A small community in China bemoaning the impacts of tariffs on the local sweatshop.
Posted by: WitchDoktor
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Yes, dubbed in subtitles and Laura becoming a master of Shaolin and saving the village from plundering Kuomintang soldiers.

It will have to include magical extended flying kicks and such.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:34 AM (ctrM5)

289 Bobby and Peter pocketing the Tiki idol cursed TV shows from doing Hawaiian episodes, though Sanford and Son did a 3 episode trip there in 1974. Sheldon Leonard and Barbara Rhoades were in those.

Posted by: TV Hall of Fame at May 08, 2025 10:35 AM (G5+As)

290 Now do the Singing Nun!
Posted by: rhennigantx

I did her. She was amazing!!

Posted by: Billy Sol Hargis at May 08, 2025 10:35 AM (5xuJ/)

291 >> Reps. Mike Lawler, Jen Kiggans and Brian Fitzpatrick were among moderates who told House GOP leadership they oppose cutting federal funding to Planned Parenthood via reconciliation

You want to know who is undermining the Republican Caucus and who need to be primaried? Here you go. It’s worth noting that people like Lawler, and his dumber sister from Staten Island, Maliotakis, are also holding up the spending bill because they want to do away with the federal SALT limits Trump put in place last time to keep states like from NY from stealing federal taxpayer money because their state taxes are too high. These people are creeps who will sink the country.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 08, 2025 10:36 AM (l8OOG)

292 289 Bobby and Peter pocketing the Tiki idol cursed TV shows from doing Hawaiian episodes, though Sanford and Son did a 3 episode trip there in 1974. Sheldon Leonard and Barbara Rhoades were in those.
Posted by: TV Hall of Fame
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Did Fred take the tiki idol in that one?

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:36 AM (ctrM5)

293 Sheldon Leonard and Barbara Rhoades were in those.
Posted by: TV Hall of Fame


Mmmmm...Barbara Rhoades. Splendid rack.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:36 AM (77rzZ)

294 So no Pope today

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 10:37 AM (VE6XX)

295 290 Now do the Singing Nun!
Posted by: rhennigantx


Dominique nique, nique...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 10:38 AM (VE6XX)

296
I Must Protest - a limerick by M. Luther

After centuries of papal conclaves
The reviews are all in; they're all raves
Paying tribute to the Vatican
Must we go through all of that again?
The Pope indulges, but only Jesus saves

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 10:39 AM (HOX+I)

297 Chan only pretended to know one word.

No way anyone but a fluent English speaker would be able to weave whole sentences and covey the intended meaning by only using MFer.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2025 10:33 AM (OmKmS)

--

He was a trained Shakespearean actor.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:34 AM (Oq5OE)

I played Richard III. There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me. Look at me! I won't go out there and say that stupid line one more time.

Posted by: Sir Alexander Dane at May 08, 2025 10:39 AM (Aqu9a)

298 271
And right back to the farm the very next week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:29 AM (GBKbO)
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It was all a dream.

Posted by: Pamela Ewing in the shower at May 08, 2025 10:39 AM (sPQoU)

299 Reps. Mike Lawler, Jen Kiggans and Brian Fitzpatrick were among moderates who told House GOP leadership they oppose cutting federal funding to Planned Parenthood via reconciliation

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Like NPR.

Who will kill the babies if taxpayers don't kill the babies?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 10:40 AM (q43oI)

300 Now do the Singing Nun!
Posted by: rhennigant

We have singing nums over there, and dancing nuns over there.
-- Carmen Ghia

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:40 AM (77rzZ)

301 Remake My Mother the Car. The driver would be a pedo offering candy out of the car to kids

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 10:40 AM (vmkyp)

302 So no Pope today

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Pope a dope?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 10:40 AM (q43oI)

303 Mr. Ed remake...

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 10:41 AM (Oq5OE)

304 Did Trump do a Trade deal today ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 10:41 AM (VE6XX)

305 I think the Dems out to be rushing down to Brazil to bring this point of light back to the US.

"Apparently, one of those worst was 44-year-old Brazilian national Luis da Silva, who was deported from the U.S. back to his home nation last month, the New York Post reported.

According to Brazilian officials, he was planning to commit mass murder at a Lady Gaga concert Saturday that was attended by over 2 million people at Rio de Janeiro’s Copacabana Beach.

Da Silva “wanted to livestream the execution of children and set up bombs close to the stage during Gaga’s performance,” investigators said, according to the Post."

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:41 AM (ctrM5)

306 >> Who will kill the babies if taxpayers don't kill the babies?

What useless pieces of shit. Lawler is even in a district that went heavy for Trump, even though he tried to separate himself from him. Because he’s a coward and liar. Now he pulls this garbage.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 08, 2025 10:41 AM (l8OOG)

307 I read not too long ago that she had breast implants removed

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Good.

Absent a medical reconstruction those abominations are only for mentally ill men.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 10:42 AM (q43oI)

308 304 Did Trump do a Trade deal today ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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With the UK apparently.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:42 AM (ctrM5)

309 295 290 Now do the Singing Nun!
Posted by: rhennigantx


Dominique nique, nique...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 10:38 AM (VE6XX)
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The Knights that say 'nique'?

Posted by: Ciampino - with bushes at May 08, 2025 10:42 AM (sPQoU)

310 Da Silva “wanted to livestream the execution of children and set up bombs close to the stage during Gaga’s performance,” investigators said, according to the Post."

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:41 AM (ctrM5)
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Yea this is totes believable!

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 08, 2025 10:43 AM (aeiyZ)

311 301 Remake My Mother the Car. The driver would be a pedo offering candy out of the car to kids
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Close to the mark there.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:43 AM (ctrM5)

312 That MR story about our springing the Venezuelan opposition members is pretty cool.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:43 AM (77rzZ)

313 308 304 Did Trump do a Trade deal today ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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With the UK apparently.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:42 AM (ctrM5)

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"Trump caves by getting Trade deal with the UK instead of permanent tariffs forever."
-NY Times headline, later today

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:44 AM (GBKbO)

314 308 304 Did Trump do a Trade deal today ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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With the UK apparently.
Posted by: whig
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I doubt the deal included release of UK's political prisoners.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 10:44 AM (Dv3i1)

315 How would you remake All in the Family and the Archie Bunker character ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 10:44 AM (VE6XX)

316 Yea this is totes believable!
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade
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But worst of all for Brazilian investigators, the accused voted for Bolsanaro.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:44 AM (ctrM5)

317 Guy on the radio was saying the food for the conclave which starts out as a lavish buffet gets simpler annd less everyday to encourage them to move on with the deliberations. I don't know if that's really true but I found it amusing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 10:45 AM (42Vb+)

318 Karen Grassley, who played Ma Ingalls, was an understated beauty.
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:29 AM (77rzZ)


Yes she was. And she often gets left off of TV show MILF lists. Probably because of all those damn layers of pioneer clothes she wore. Can't see the hustle in her bustle.

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 08, 2025 10:45 AM (144I4)

319 The “Little House on the Prairie” kids somehow shanghaied to a 19th century Hawaii: messing with a Tiki idol would be a much more serious matter, and don’t forget Hilo Hattie’s old jokes about Hawaiian cannibalism!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 10:46 AM (YSv5G)

320 Forgot that I still had my old name field active

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 10:46 AM (q43oI)

321 315 How would you remake All in the Family and the Archie Bunker character ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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You kill off the conservative Archie early on. Same thing as happened in the Rosanne reboot.

Then the rest of the cast can meander through various woke episodes and never promote Badthink.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:46 AM (ctrM5)

322 Nun must be pretty hip...wearing aviators.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 08, 2025 10:47 AM (7aURE)

323 Here me out on this one:

Golden Girls: Returned

They're zombies but they still live in the house and bicker.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:47 AM (GBKbO)

324 Yes! We have no new Pope.
We have-a no new Pope today.

Posted by: Louis Prima at May 08, 2025 10:47 AM (Aqu9a)

325 Kristi Noem doing pretty well against the Liberal hysteria at committee hearing.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 10:47 AM (G0vdT)

326 202 The Ingalls family were illegally squatting on Osage Indian land.

We will address this in season one.
Posted by: Netflix at May 08, 2025 10:17 AM (Y1sOo)

Sell off one of the daughter to the chief

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 10:47 AM (gbOdA)

327 more likely, thc.

Posted by: cmeat at May 08, 2025 10:48 AM (8HmRF)

328 325 Kristi Noem doing pretty well against the Liberal hysteria at committee hearing.
Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2025 10:47 AM (G0vdT)

I saw parts of those hearings... The Dems are full tilt crazy

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 10:48 AM (VE6XX)

329 322 Nun must be pretty hip...wearing aviators.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 08, 2025 10:47 AM (7aURE)

Lillie of the Killing Field

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 10:48 AM (gbOdA)

330 Yes she was. And she often gets left off of TV show MILF lists. Probably because of all those damn layers of pioneer clothes she wore. Can't see the hustle in her bustle.
Posted by: haffhowershower

As a young Bulg, I liked Melissa Sue Anderson, too. She grew into a very fine-looking lady.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:48 AM (77rzZ)

331 328 I saw parts of those hearings... The Dems are full tilt crazy
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 10:48 AM (VE6XX)

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"Screech more. It's how we'll win Hispanic men in the midterms."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:48 AM (GBKbO)

332 323 Here me out on this one:

Golden Girls: Returned

They're zombies but they still live in the house and bicker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Episodes with their dating life would be morbid. Catch a guy and munch down.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:49 AM (ctrM5)

333 332 323 Here me out on this one:

Golden Girls: Returned

They're zombies but they still live in the house and bicker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Episodes with their dating life would be morbid. Catch a guy and munch down.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:49 AM (ctrM5)

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Blanche just can't deal because, now that she's lost half of her face, she can't get the dates that Rose gets.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:51 AM (GBKbO)

334 Comrade Bernie goes full Jazzy Crockett.

Greg Price@greg_price11
Baier: Why did you spend $221K on private jets to your 'fighting oligarchy' rallies?
Bernie: "You think I can sit on a waiting line at United while 30,000 people are waiting? That's the only way you can get around. No apologies for that."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 10:51 AM (L/fGl)

335 334 Comrade Bernie goes full Jazzy Crockett.

Greg Price@greg_price11
Baier: Why did you spend $221K on private jets to your 'fighting oligarchy' rallies?
Bernie: "You think I can sit on a waiting line at United while 30,000 people are waiting? That's the only way you can get around. No apologies for that."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 10:51 AM (L/fGl)

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I really, really need to see DU's reaction to this.

"You go, Bernie! You tell that commoner that the elite get to play by different rules!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:52 AM (GBKbO)

336 291. 299. Reps. Mike Lawler, Jen Kiggans and Brian Fitzpatrick were among moderates who told House GOP leadership they oppose cutting federal funding to Planned Parenthood via reconciliation.

>Representatives of NY, VA, PA. And everyone of those states adopted expanded Medicaid under the Affordable Care Act (ACA).

Also so, KFF dot org: The Impact of Medicaid and Title X on Planned Parenthood, Brittni Frederiksen, Ivette Gomez, and Alina Salganicoff, Published: Apr 16, 2025 (How timely)

Also note much attention being given to "Don't let Trump and Musk cut our Medicare (Medicaid)!" BS

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 10:52 AM (NFX2v)

337 Two children have been missing for days and she starts off the press conference with a land acknowledgement, and a shoutout to African Nova Scotians.

https://x.com/BillboardChris/status/
1920202008734335247

Posted by: Ciampino - they are mad at May 08, 2025 10:53 AM (sPQoU)

338 I saw parts of those hearings... The Dems are full tilt crazy
Posted by: It's me donna

"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
h/t the Bard.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:53 AM (ctrM5)

339 But why a nun?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 10:54 AM (xcxpd)

340 But why a nun?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 10:54 AM (xcxpd)



Forbidden fruit?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

341 Guy on the radio was saying the food for the conclave which starts out as a lavish buffet gets simpler annd less everyday to encourage them to move on with the deliberations. I don't know if that's really true but I found it amusing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today)

Tomorrow: Taco Bell

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 10:54 AM (L/fGl)

342 337
Remember all those Black Eskimos?

Posted by: Ciampino - they are nincompoops at May 08, 2025 10:54 AM (sPQoU)

343 Mod Squad remake:

Pete - gay with a black boyfriend
Julie - lesbo with a black girlfriend
Linc - cool dude married to a white woman

Posted by: Netflix at May 08, 2025 10:55 AM (Y1sOo)

344 Remember all those Black Eskimos?
Posted by: Ciampino - they are nincompoops at May 08, 2025 10:54 AM (sPQoU)



Nanook's brother Nan*g.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

345 Tomorrow: Taco Bell
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Bean burritos with queso.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:55 AM (ctrM5)

346 really, really need to see DU's reaction to this.

"You go, Bernie! You tell that commoner that the elite get to play by different rules!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 10:52 AM (GBKbO)

I can give you a sneak preview if you want.

He's "fighting" and so it's worth the tradeoff for one little jet. He's trying to make life better for everyone not just himself!

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 10:55 AM (MNQG6)

347 Scary painting but hilarious commentary. Thanks CBD.

Next white smoke scheduled for 11:30 East Coast time
White or black smoke due at 1 PM
Then it's tomorrow for the next votes

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 08, 2025 10:56 AM (rT96s)

348 343 Mod Squad remake:

Pete - gay with a black boyfriend
Julie - lesbo with a black girlfriend
Linc - cool dude married to a white woman
Posted by: Netflix
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Renamed to the Odd Squad.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:56 AM (ctrM5)

349 Remember all those Black Eskimos?
Posted by: Ciampino

Yes. They were delicious.
-- Polar Bears

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 10:57 AM (77rzZ)

350 341 Guy on the radio was saying the food for the conclave which starts out as a lavish buffet gets simpler annd less everyday to encourage them to move on with the deliberations. I don't know if that's really true but I found it amusing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today)

Tomorrow: Taco Bell

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 08, 2025 10:54 AM (L/fGl)
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Day after Taco Bell -- the toilets.

Posted by: Ciampino - the smoke will be brown at May 08, 2025 10:57 AM (sPQoU)

351 340 But why a nun?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 10:54 AM (xcxpd)


Forbidden fruit?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

I guess there's a fetish for everyone out there...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 10:57 AM (xcxpd)

352 Why the good smoke gotta be white

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 10:58 AM (MNQG6)

353 He's "fighting" and so it's worth the tradeoff for one little jet. He's trying to make life better for everyone not just himself!
Posted by: ...
=======
You have the 'agree and amplify' trolling down perfectly.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:58 AM (ctrM5)

354 This Conclave thing reminds me of the Movie The Dark Crystal.. Don't know why...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 10:58 AM (VE6XX)

355 Trump is on conference call with Starmer I think, some major trade announcements

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 10:58 AM (/k2un)

356 Tomorrow: Taco Bell
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Bean burritos with queso.
Posted by: whig

-

Some type of pit-fired BBQ

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Women, you're pretty in feminine dresses and men like seeing you dressed up at May 08, 2025 10:59 AM (q43oI)

357 The Brit sure can talk and talk and talk

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 10:59 AM (/k2un)

358 Posted by: Ciampino - the smoke will be brown at May 08, 2025 10:57 AM (sPQoU)

Hopefully the Papal servants don't have resort to that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 10:59 AM (3k29G)

359
I guess there's a fetish for everyone out there...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 08, 2025 10:57 AM (xcxpd)



Yeah buddy......

Posted by: PornHub at May 08, 2025 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

360 Why the good smoke gotta be white

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 10:58 AM (MNQG6)

You know why.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2025 10:59 AM (i24o9)

361 357 The Brit sure can talk and talk and talk
Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 10:59 AM (/k2un


Is he groveling ? I want groveling...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 11:00 AM (VE6XX)

362 >>really, really need to see DU's reaction to this.

I can't wait to see their reaction to the US - UK trade deal they said would never happen.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 11:00 AM (viF8m)

363 I guess there's a fetish for everyone out there...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Very sad but true commentary on the human condition.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 11:00 AM (ctrM5)

364 Some kind of trade agreement

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 11:01 AM (/k2un)

365 NOODlum.

Posted by: PornHub at May 08, 2025 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

366 352 Why the good smoke gotta be white

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 10:58 AM (MNQG6)
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Incense is expensive, used motor oil is cheap.

Posted by: Ciampino - just a guess at May 08, 2025 11:01 AM (sPQoU)

367 362 >>really, really need to see DU's reaction to this.

I can't wait to see their reaction to the US - UK trade deal they said would never happen.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 11:00 AM (viF8m)

=======

"I told you Trump would cave. He's getting nothing out of this, and his cultist will think he did something other than enrich his cronies who bought on the dip."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 11:01 AM (GBKbO)

368 Why a nun? Childhood trauma! He went to parochial school as a boy. Say it: “Ru…Ruler!”. “Good boy! I just knew you had it in you!”

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 11:01 AM (YSv5G)

369 Is he groveling ? I want groveling...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 11:00 AM (VE6XX)


Not at all. Sounded like he was taking credit for all the things

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 11:02 AM (/k2un)

370 Some type of pit-fired BBQ
Posted by: Boron Cobbie
======
Pitmasters competing in the 'Feed the Cardinals' episode. Bunch of bbq trailers parked on the Vatican's square.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 11:02 AM (ctrM5)

371 You have the 'agree and amplify' trolling down perfectly.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2025 10:58 AM (ctrM5

Not just that, I troll the trollers. It's a gift. God could have made me a millionaire, instead He gave me a direct pathway into the minds of mental patients.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 11:02 AM (MNQG6)

372 Now Sec Commerce describing this deal, it’s a big beautiful deal, the best!

Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 11:03 AM (/k2un)

373 "Guy on the radio was saying the food for the conclave which starts out as a lavish buffet gets simpler annd less everyday to encourage them to move on with the deliberations. I don't know if that's really true but I found it amusing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today)

Tomorrow: Taco Bell

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"


Day three: Subway

Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2025 11:03 AM (GUOwU)

374 And on another note- which has nothing to do with the Papal Conclave or updating old shoes - just saw a beautiful large yellow and black butterfly flying past the car window. It is an Eastern swallowtail

I think it's a quote from one of those "Anne of Green Gables" books which I read as a kid:
"Everyday you can see or hear something lovely ." ( not a direct quote, but something like that."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 11:04 AM (3k29G)

375 Now Sec Commerce describing this deal, it’s a big beautiful deal, the best!
Posted by: kallisto at May 08, 2025 11:03 AM (/k2un)

Something tells me we didn't really need him for that one.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 11:04 AM (MNQG6)

376 'Labyrinth', you say ... ? Why, that's a-'maze'-ing ...

Posted by: Dr_No at May 08, 2025 11:07 AM (ayRl+)

377 So no Pope today
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2025 10:37 AM (VE6XX)


Black smoke seen over the Sistine Chapel: HVAC/Oil Heating technician sought

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2025 11:07 AM (D7oie)

378 "Everyday you can see or hear something lovely ." ( not a direct quote, but something like that."

Sounds very Anne Shirley. See you on the next thread!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 11:10 AM (YSv5G)

379 I keep thinking about the Pope hat scene in the movie "Euro Trip". LOL!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 08, 2025 11:19 AM (5xuJ/)

380 >>"I told you Trump would cave. He's getting nothing out of this, and his cultist will think he did something other than enrich his cronies who bought on the dip."

Dow is up 400. NASDAQ 250. They will pivot to Trump did this to make his oligarch friends rich.

They remain stubbornly stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 11:45 AM (viF8m)

381 Why is there a panda peeking over her shoulder in the reflection on the stone wall?

Posted by: Egg Shen, Bus Philosophiser at May 08, 2025 12:44 PM (DgRHE)

The Morning Report — 5/ 8 /25

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Good morning kids. Today marks the 80th anniversary of VE Day. That's Victory in Europe Day, as all of us old enough surely know as well as those who escaped the leftist lobotomization of American academia the last couple of decades. It marks the final defeat of Nazi Germany and the liberation of Europe. Considering the state of European society these days, with the malign influence of globalism, communism/socialism and a resurgent Islam, the continent may yet, as Churchill warned on the eve of the Battle of Britain descend into a new dark age. Meanwhile, events on the Indian subcontinent as well as in the middle East have the potential to spark a long-feared third world war that, 80 years ago our victory and subsequent ascendancy in geopolitics was hoped would avert.

Were it not for the wonderful GIs, especially of the 11th armored division who liberated my mother and family, I quite likely would not be here today. So God bless you all.


Moving along, it's a pretty mixed bag of news this morning, with some bright spots here and there. Well, the college of Cardinals did not elect a successor to Pope Fiction Francis. It would be a relief if the next Pope would not be a Peronist Jesuit and Islam-appeaser and once again be a real defender of the faith and with it a defender of Western values and civilization. Perhaps the cardinal from Nigeria or one of the other Africans whose flocks are being decimated by the aforementioned resurgent Islam running wild throughout Africa.


The conclave to select a successor to Pope Francis began earlier in the day, with 135 cardinal-electors from around the world now sequestered inside Vatican City. The cardinals are expected to hold up to four votes per day until a new pope is chosen. The cardinals will vote again on Thursday morning at 9:30 am local time.

The electors are residing at Casa Santa Marta and will continue moving between their lodgings and the Sistine Chapel for the duration of the conclave. The group is composed of 53 cardinals from Europe, 23 from Asia, 18 from Africa, 17 from South America, 16 from North America, and four each from Central America and Oceania.

And despite DEI and whatever other corrosive insanity our military has had to endure especially since the ObamaBiden era, we still managed this.

Five top aides of Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado escaped the country after the US helped them foil a siege of the Argentine Embassy in Caracas where they had been holed up for 15 months.

The group is now on US soil after a “precise operation” to free them, US Secretary of State Marco Rubio said Tuesday evening in a post on X, without elaborating.

Machado, who has spearheaded the strongest movement to end Nicolás Maduro’s 12-year rule, praised the “impeccable and epic operation for the freedom of five heroes of Venezuela.”

Maduro’s government had placed permanent check points surrounding the embassy, while his security forces took control of a private house neighboring the residence. The timing of the operation is still unclear, but it was announced when Maduro and other senior officials were in Russia to attend a parade to mark the 80th anniversary of the victory over Nazi Germany by the Soviet Union and its allies.

That definition of VE day is by Bloomberg News. Umm, the Soviets were one of the allies, but the effort in the main was spearheaded by the US and Britain. And lest we forget, Hitler would not have started the war had Russia not signed the Molotov Ribbentrop Pact that carved up Poland in September of '39.

Certainly, Russia had the most total casualties of the war of all combatants, but to phrase it the way Bloomberg did is yet another example of the rewriting and bastardization of history.

But I digress. Elsewhere, while Pam Bondi's DOJ is going after drug smugglers and child traffickers, the Deep State is still working behind the scenes to sabotage President Trump.

U.S. intelligence chiefs ordered agencies to tighten surveillance on Greenland, the first tangible step toward President Donald Trump’s oft-stated goal of bringing the Arctic island under American control, sources leaked to The Wall Street Journal.

The directive instructed the Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA), National Security Administration (NSA) and the CIA to identify Greenlandic and Danish figures who might back U.S. objectives and to gauge public sentiment toward American resource extraction, the outlet reported Tuesday. Its emergence triggered immediate pushback from Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, who accused unnamed officials of leaking in order to thwart the administration. (RELATED: Trump Pentagon Cans Greenland Colonel Who Subverted JD Vance) . . “The Wall Street Journal should be ashamed of aiding deep state actors who seek to undermine the President by politicizing and leaking classified information,” Gabbard said in a statement to the Journal. “They are breaking the law and undermining our nation’s security and democracy.”

Ashamed? Hell, in their warped minds they are protecting (our precious democracy!) vomit.


And on the latest podcast, we discussed in disgust the duplicity and treachery of scum like Tom Tillis and the Grifting Oleaginous Parasite party GOP in opposing Ed Martin's nomination as a prosecutor.

And that is just one example. But look at what the GOP is up to in both Idaho

and Florida. With bastions of conservatism like those two the Democrats are finished! Pfft.


And of course the beaks of the usual suspects must remain wet, despite what we want, right?! Preserve protect and defend the grift. So what if Democrats destroy the Republic so long as the RINOs can make a buck off of it.

In early 2025, House Republican leaders tentatively planned to vote on a rescissions package proposed by President Donald Trump during the week of May 5, 2025. The package, expected to be sent to Congress in April 2025, aimed to cancel $9.3 billion in previously approved funding, primarily targeting foreign aid programs, the State Department, and public broadcasting entities like PBS and NPR. The rescissions process, governed by the Impoundment Control Act of 1974, allows the President to propose canceling appropriated funds, which Congress must approve within 45 days of continuous session via a simple majority vote in both chambers. This fast-tracked procedure was seen as a way to formalize spending cuts, particularly those pushed by the Trump administration’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), led by Elon Musk, while avoiding legal challenges to unilateral executive action . .

. . . White House Hesitation and Strategic Shifts: Despite initial Republican enthusiasm for a rescissions package to legitimize DOGE’s spending cuts, the White House appeared unhurried to send the proposal to Congress. Reports indicated that the administration was not fully committed to the rescissions process, possibly due to the political risks and the complexity of navigating GOP divisions. Instead, the administration focused on using the budget reconciliation process to achieve broader fiscal goals, such as increasing defense spending and extending tax cuts, which required only a simple majority and faced fewer procedural hurdles. This strategic pivot likely reduced the urgency of pursuing rescissions . . .

. . . In summary, while a rescissions vote was scheduled for early May 2025, it did not happen due to a combination of political opposition, historical caution from a failed 2018 attempt, White House reluctance, legal and public backlash against DOGE’s cuts, and competing legislative priorities. Posts on X also noted significant Republican discontent with the proposed cuts, suggesting that the package “ran into a buzzsaw of opposition” from both House and Senate Republicans, further undermining its chances.


While I applaud Anna Paulina Luna taking a shot at trying to repeal the Patriot Act, Snowball's Chance in Hell comes to mind.

And illegal alien *Muslims* are beating Jews to death in their own homes while Antifa and Tranny Psychos are assaulting normal people with feces and fists. Meh, just more defenders of "our precious democracy" being precious.

*UPDATE: Considering the wave of antisemitic attacks worldwide and here in the USA over these past few years, and that the suspects are from Georgia which is not exactly a philosemitic nation which has a significant Muslim populace, I made the assumption that they were Muslim. And so, perhaps I can be faulted for jumping to the conclusion, but it was not necessarily an unreasonable assumption. So Mea Culpa. JJS

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1 Thirsty Thursday

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 07:25 AM (gbOdA)

2 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 07:26 AM (ExV1e)

3 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 07:28 AM (Q4IgG)

4 A migrant deported from the United States is the suspected terrorist behind the bombing plot at a Lady Gaga concert in Brazil.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 07:29 AM (vFG9F)

5 Never surrender! Never, Never, Never Surrender!

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at May 08, 2025 07:31 AM (VJc7E)

6
Exclusive — Rep. Anna Paulina Luna Proposes to ‘Strip’ Deep State Surveillance Tools by Repealing PATRIOT Act

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Good idea. Start small and work up to the biggies like the NSA.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - You're pretty when you dress feminine. Men like to see ladies dressed up. at May 08, 2025 07:31 AM (ES0Ym)

7 The group is composed of 53 cardinals from Europe, 23 from Asia, 18 from Africa, 17 from South America, 16 from North America, and four each from Central America and Oceania.

We were always at war with Eastasia.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 07:31 AM (gbOdA)

8 morning horde.

happy friday eve

time for covfefe & content

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 08, 2025 07:33 AM (nXhwP)

9 Hey Dylan Mulvaney! Did the Dick Fairy ever get around to leaving a quarter under your pillow?

Posted by: Fenderbender at May 08, 2025 07:33 AM (1FEc1)

10 Nood3d

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at May 08, 2025 07:33 AM (VJc7E)

11 9 Hey Dylan Mulvaney! Did the Dick Fairy ever get around to leaving a quarter under your pillow?
Posted by: Fenderbender at May 08, 2025 07:33 AM (1FEc1)



You have to put a foreskin under it...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2025 07:34 AM (x0n13)

12 . It would be a relief if the next Pope would not be a Peronist Jesuit and Islam-appeaser and once again be a real defender of the faith and with it a defender of Western values and civilization. Perhaps the cardinal from Nigeria or one of the other Africans whose flocks are being decimated by the aforementioned resurgent Islam running wild throughout Africa.


Would a pope from Nigeria be a defender of Western values? Just asking.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at May 08, 2025 07:34 AM (SfhV1)

13 Somebody in Orlando Florida hacked into my walmart.com account and placed an order for grocery delivery using their own credit card. I can't figure out why they didn't make their own account unless they were using a stolen card.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2025 07:35 AM (e5NfL)

14
I suppose what we're taught in schools nowadays, if they teach it at all, is that Hitler was defeated totally by the Soviets, that we were too little, too late, that the Americans were inferior to the Germans in men and weapons, that the strategic bombing campaign did nothing to further the war and that we were guilty of many and varied war crimes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 07:35 AM (QnmlO)

15 No conclave has lasted longer than four days since 1841.
Black smoke: No new pope elected in first round of conclave vote
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I would be very, very surprised if a new pope was elected on the first ballot.

I suspect the first round of ballots is simply to find out which candidates are most viable and then move on from there.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 07:35 AM (7fElN)

16 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ

JJ what happened to the great bumper music you played on the podcast?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2025 07:36 AM (RIvkX)

17 The African Development Foundation has an annual budget of just $45 million. But, operating out of sight and out of mind, it might have been the most corrupt agency in Washington.

My guess is 90% of anything with the word Africa in it is fraud.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 07:37 AM (gbOdA)

18 I couldn't sleep last night so I got up and watched the second round of black smoke. Intriguing even for a Protestant.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at May 08, 2025 07:37 AM (SfhV1)

19 MS

I bet it is stolen card now attached to legitimate account to make it seem legit.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 07:38 AM (gbOdA)

20
I suspect the first round of ballots is simply to find out which candidates are most viable and then move on from there.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 07:35 AM (7fElN)


Traditionally, the first ballot is the most scattered. Cardinals voting for their pals as a favor, stuff like that. The real nut-cutting comes on the second day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 07:40 AM (QnmlO)

21 I suspect the first round of ballots is simply to find out which candidates are most viable and then move on from there.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 07:35 AM (7fElN)

Traditionally, the first ballot is the most scattered. Cardinals voting for their pals as a favor, stuff like that. The real nut-cutting comes on the second day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 07:40 AM (QnmlO)
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Sounds about right...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 07:41 AM (7fElN)

22 "...the effort in the main was spearheaded by the US and Britain."

Bullshit. The Soviet Union defeated Nazi Germany, and list more than 20 million people doing so. The US effort pales in comparison.

Posted by: Galt at May 08, 2025 07:41 AM (9UnaD)

23 Exclusive — Rep. Anna Paulina Luna Proposes to ‘Strip’ Deep State Surveillance Tools by Repealing PATRIOT Act

Here Luna is being smart but she seems to be all over the map. Wasn’t she throwing a hissy fit recently because the freedom caucus wouldn’t back some special privileges for Congress-critters who were mothers? Remote voting IIRC which is a very stupid idea

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 08, 2025 07:42 AM (6RwsA)

24 Former Vice President Mike Pence jumped on the bandwagon in an interview with CNN to declare that “Cheap goods are a big part of the American Dream.”

My goodly G Dly stand up Christian Man sure does love that chinaman slavery.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 07:44 AM (gbOdA)

25 "...the effort in the main was spearheaded by the US and Britain."

Bullshit. The Soviet Union defeated Nazi Germany, and list more than 20 million people doing so. The US effort pales in comparison.
Posted by: Galt at May 08, 2025 07:41 AM (9UnaD)

True… BUT without lend-lease and US manufacturing might the USSR would’ve run out of equipment and succumbed well before our troops hit the beaches on D-Day

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 08, 2025 07:45 AM (6RwsA)

26 "Would a pope from Nigeria be a defender of Western values? Just asking."

Ask a Nigerian immigrant what he thinks of American blacks, and I guarantee what you'll hear is a defense of Western values.

Posted by: Galt at May 08, 2025 07:46 AM (9UnaD)

27 Ask a Nigerian immigrant what he thinks of American blacks, and I guarantee what you'll hear is a defense of Western values.

Posted by: Galt at May 08, 2025 07:46 AM (9UnaD)


Thank you.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at May 08, 2025 07:47 AM (SfhV1)

28 President Donald Trump on Wednesday dumped Dr. Janette Nesheiwat, his nominee for U.S. Surgeon General, and instead tapped Dr. Casey Means, a leader in the “Make America Healthy Again” movement.
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The article doesn't really say why.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2025 07:47 AM (RIvkX)

29 " . . . Maduro and other senior officials were in Russia to attend a parade to mark the 80th anniversary of the victory over Nazi Germany by the Soviet Union and its allies."

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I don't think that's so much an anti-American bastardization of history. Because Maduro and his officials were in Russia, they're simply relating what the Russian viewpoint on WWII was and probably still is. Now if Maduro and his officials were in Paris or London or DC, and the news bite still reported it from the Russian point of view, then yes, WTF are you thinking.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 07:49 AM (omVj0)

30 True… BUT without lend-lease and US manufacturing might the USSR would’ve run out of equipment and succumbed well before our troops hit the beaches on D-Day.

Totally false. The nominal amount of materiel that made it through Murmansk made no difference to the outcome. Look up the Soviet and German produ lion stats - the Soviets completely out-produced the Germans

Posted by: Galt at May 08, 2025 07:49 AM (9UnaD)

31 "third world war"

Heh!

Posted by: pawn at May 08, 2025 07:49 AM (QB+5g)

32 Tillis is a scumbag therefore, pliable.
Story at the Blaze.
He's running a family " business ", just like Biden

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at May 08, 2025 07:50 AM (VJc7E)

33 Good morning, one and all. On account of a sudden car repair, I am at home and waiting for the mechanic to call me. As much as it pains me, I'm probably going to be keeping close track of the repair bills and looking into another vehicle.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2025 07:51 AM (lXCUP)

34 Would a pope from Nigeria be a defender of Western values? Just asking.

I am not Catholic. That having been said, I think Catholics - and the world, in general - would be better served by a Pope who defended Christianity first, Catholic dogma second, and left secular considerations - western or otherwise - to others.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 07:51 AM (ExV1e)

35 This thread will now re-fight the War In Europe, 1939-1945.

Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2025 07:51 AM (AOsQT)

36 God is trans
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Their God might be. But I'm pretty sure the Bible is clear about Him.

Maybe they can educate Him on Judgment Day.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 07:54 AM (MNQG6)

37 As much as it pains me, I'm probably going to be keeping close track of the repair bills and looking into another vehicle.

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This is a difficult time to make those kinds of decisions because of the wildly inflated new and used car market. You're unlikely to find a decent and even remotely low mileage used car for under $10k nowadays, and trucks will be even worse.

Even if it's a $5000 engine with a 3 year warranty, it might make sense to consider it. Good luck.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 08, 2025 07:54 AM (V+CNe)

38 All I know is we would have starved without those cans of SPAM.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin, In Hell And Loving It! at May 08, 2025 07:54 AM (imQ+3)

39 “Fast, cheap, or good. Pick two”

McDonald’s almost had that axiom beat. A long time ago. I disagree with people who complain today, in our modernized confetti buck economy - “Fast food is supposed to be cheap!!”

It was never cheap as I recall anyway. But they had a sharp pencil, and the micromanaging brought a high level of consistency. And it was tasty. Oops.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 08, 2025 07:56 AM (LVnr9)

40
Amount of materiel sent to USSR by Lend-Lease: 18 million tons.

Amount of materiel sent to the ETO: 22 million tons.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 07:56 AM (QnmlO)

41 Trump to formally announce first new trade deal with the UK this morning. Turns out tariffs work.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 07:56 AM (viF8m)

42 This thread will now re-fight the War In Europe, 1939-1945.
Posted by: Don Black at May 08, 2025 07:51 AM (AOsQT)
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The Russians call it the Great Patriotic War.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2025 07:56 AM (RIvkX)

43 >>The article doesn't really say why.

Don't care why. Her participation with nurses in those stupid dancing Tik-Tok videos during the Covid is reason enough for me. Good riddance.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 08, 2025 07:56 AM (Y1sOo)

44 Thursday memes - https://tinyurl.com/2trnv6s2+

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 07:56 AM (ExV1e)

45 The article doesn't really say why.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2025 07:47 AM (RIvkX)

Articles don't say much of anything these days. And when they do they usually contradict their top line message.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 07:56 AM (MNQG6)

46 JJ the top meme is just brutal.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2025 07:57 AM (RIvkX)

47 37 Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 08, 2025 07:54 AM (V+CNe)



Luckily My insurance claim covered the complete repair of my '01 Buick and she runs like a charm! The damage was mostly body work and the engine and trans and all the critical running components are in great shape. I just want her to outlive me and I think she has at least another 15 years! God willing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2025 07:58 AM (x0n13)

48 Posted by: Galt at May 08, 2025 07:49 AM (9UnaD)

From the National WW2 museum:

Assisting the Soviet war effort American Lend-Lease eventually transferred over $11 billion dollars of goods to Soviet Russia—roughly the equivalent of $250 billion today. Those shipments included 400,000 vehicles, 14,000 aircraft, 13,000 tanks, 8,000 tractors, 4.5 million tons of food, and 2.7 million tons of petroleum products, as well as millions of blankets, uniforms, and boots, and 107,000 tons of cotton. While a significant effort on the part of the United States, official Soviet history claims that only 12 percent of airplanes, 10 percent of tanks, and 2 percent of artillery pieces from Lend-Lease were used in the fight. Downplaying the American contributions, Nikolai Voznesky, chairman of Soviet State Planning Committee (Gosplan), reported that Lend-Lease amounted to only 4 percent of Red Army material production. This statement was readily repeated by Soviet apparatchiks during the Cold War despite an unclear definition of just what “material production” they were actually referring to.

Yes the Soviets bore the brunt of the fighting but lend lease didn’t matter is Soviet propaganda

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 08, 2025 08:00 AM (i5Vkf)

49 The dirt on Tillis, whatever it is, should be the leverage needed to get his ass in gear and his head on straight. If he's still being a piss ant, dump the info publicly.

Flush the turd and his grift.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 08:01 AM (Q4IgG)

50 It’s surprisingly difficult to find an organized or comprehensive table of everything lend leased or sent gratis to the Soviet Union by the USA but it is truly staggering the amount of supplies and materials. I’m not sure why our leaders decided supporting russian communism over german communism was such a great idea. Was there a third way, I dunno.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 08, 2025 08:01 AM (LVnr9)

51 Luckily My insurance claim covered the complete repair of my '01 Buick and she runs like a charm!
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We had someone run into us recently. No big deal, no injuries or anything significant. But I learned a valuable lesson from it and one I'll share with the Horde-

We don't live in the America we grew up in. If you have to deal with someone elses insurance company, don't. Call your insurance company and have them handle it all. It's what you pay them for, and the other insurance company is going to do their best to cheat you out of as little as ten bucks if they can. And they can.

Let your guys handle it all.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 08, 2025 08:02 AM (V+CNe)

52 Great content as always JJ

Posted by: Jonah at May 08, 2025 08:06 AM (YCxFk)

53 I find it amazing that only now the GOP is getting around to dicking with the coming CR and apparently, closeted homosexual and all around sexual deviant, Mike Johnson apparently cancelled rescission hearing for the WFAA that the DOGE Boys have uncovered.

Yet again, proving for the upteenth time, The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2025 08:06 AM (XV/Pl)

54 “ Woe to you, blind guides! You say, ‘If anyone swears by the temple, it means nothing; but anyone who swears by the gold of the temple is bound by that oath.’ You blind fools! Which is greater: the gold, or the temple that makes the gold sacred?”

Matthew 23:16-17

Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2025 08:07 AM (KFYTi)

55 You have to put a foreskin under it...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2025 07:34 AM (x0n13)

***

I've heard so many jokes...

Posted by: A Mohel at May 08, 2025 08:07 AM (1FWWQ)

56 Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 08:01 AM (Q4IgG)

I like to joke about the blackmail stuff bur honestly this only ever goes in one direction meaning it's not blackmail, it's just that these people are scum.

I remember when Lindsey started making conservative noises (as he does when there's an election coming) and many were convinced that McCain was dead and the blackmail "died with him" and now we had a real firebrand

It was an entertaining idea but the guy remains scum and revels in being it. Plus I think it just pays better.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 08:07 AM (MNQG6)

57 "The nationwide crackdown resulted in the arrest of 205 suspects charged with various sex crimes."

I would like to see a list of names, occupations, and political orientation. Is that something AI can do?

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 08:07 AM (vFG9F)

58 Tillis is the situation the GOP always runs into. We are warned it we go after him, he will retire and then Roy Cooper will flip the seat. So he never gets rousted by Senate leadership like Murkowski. Ed Martin thing is a big deal

Posted by: Jonah at May 08, 2025 08:07 AM (YCxFk)

59 The article doesn't really say why.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2025 07:47 AM (RIvkX)

Her Resume is total BS

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 08:08 AM (gbOdA)

60 This is a difficult time to make those kinds of decisions because of the wildly inflated new and used car market.

Agreed. I can handle the expense although I'll be doing my damnedest to pay it off in three years. The big hurdle I have is my job. My daily commute is 100 miles total and that adds up after a while. I stay on top of the routine maintenance but nothing lasts forever. Except my mom's 1980 Datsun King Cab which lasted way longer than it should have.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2025 08:08 AM (lXCUP)

61 49. Exactly. Conservative media should keep this behind closed doors, to try and get Tillis on right track, not damage him for a GE

Posted by: Jonah at May 08, 2025 08:09 AM (YCxFk)

62 I believe one of those caught in the sex crime bust was a Georgia Democrat politician.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 08:09 AM (vFG9F)

63 Don't forget about us!

200,000! Wow! I don't think the russkies even knew how to make a dependable truck back then.

Posted by: Studebaker Trucks, Commie's Loved 'Em! at May 08, 2025 08:10 AM (imQ+3)

64 Call it a hunch.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 08:11 AM (MNQG6)

65 Tillis becomes much more important, after Anti Trump pissants Sununu and Kemp passed on winnable Dem Seats.

If we lose the Senate, Trump will not be able to confirm one judge for 2 years

Posted by: Jonah at May 08, 2025 08:11 AM (YCxFk)

66 I stay on top of the routine maintenance but nothing lasts forever. Except my mom's 1980 Datsun King Cab which lasted way longer than it should have.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2025 08:08 AM (lXCUP)

How many miles was on it?

Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2025 08:11 AM (Oy/m2)

67 JJ, in case you don't know about the 11th Armored Division Legacy Group website, here's the link. Other Hordians may find it interesting.

http://www.11tharmoreddivision.com/

Saaa-lute!

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2025 08:11 AM (aBgBM)

68 61 This is a difficult time to make those kinds of decisions because of the wildly inflated new and used car market.

Agreed. I can handle the expense although I'll be doing my damnedest to pay it off in three years. The big hurdle I have is my job. My daily commute is 100 miles total and that adds up after a while. I stay on top of the routine maintenance but nothing lasts forever. Except my mom's 1980 Datsun King Cab which lasted way longer than it should have.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2025 08:08 AM (lXCUP)

I would recommend a Toyota, from personal experience. If your main concern is getting from point A to point B without fail, they are the vehicle to own.

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 08:11 AM (PCK5/)

69 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at May 08, 2025 08:11 AM (53oGX)

70 Good morning Horde, thx JJ and happy birthday.
On the second hole. First day this week with no rain . Swampy areas
Sunny until the pm and then more rain

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2025 08:13 AM (vmkyp)

71 I would recommend a Toyota, from personal experience. If your main concern is getting from point A to point B without fail, they are the vehicle to own.
Posted by: tubal


Given that my very first vehicle was a Toyota Tercel, I agree. I'm contemplating them along with another Subaru. But for now, I'm only in the "what if" stage of planning.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2025 08:14 AM (lXCUP)

72 I wonder who paid for the Empowered Obese Fat Black Woman statue in NY. How edgy! How artistic! What a statement it makes!

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2025 08:14 AM (qBdHI)

73 How many miles was on it?
Posted by: dantesed


If I had to guess, I'd say at least 300,000. It got to the point her old mechanic was the only one working on it because the parts he needed required machining skills.

And it absolutely broke her heart when she had to have it scrapped.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2025 08:15 AM (lXCUP)

74 I would recommend a Toyota, from personal experience. If your main concern is getting from point A to point B without fail, they are the vehicle to own.
Posted by: tubal

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It's no longer true, sadly. Trucks especially. Having to chase constant absurd EPA standards has ruined them, and engines aren't making it past the warranty period. Honda is similar, with cars shutting off or refusing to crank apparently from the auto stop/start feature that saves 0.000003 gallons of gas over the life of the vehicle.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 08:16 AM (q43oI)

75 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:16 AM (Zz0t1)

76 @69

>>I would recommend a Toyota, from personal experience. If your main concern is getting from point A to point B without fail, they are the vehicle to own.


The problem with Toyotas is they are highly sought after vehicles new or used and thus their prices are often inflated, but you really can't go wrong buying a Honda, Toyota or Subaru new or used.

Subaru in particular has held the line on pricing and jacked up msrp the least of the automanufactuers over the last 5 years, Jeep by contrast has hiked their prices in the neighborhood of 60pct over the last five years.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2025 08:16 AM (XV/Pl)

77 I would not get a Subi if I was interested in longevity. Toyotas are solid.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 08:16 AM (vFG9F)

78 Your experience may vary.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 08:17 AM (vFG9F)

79 No offense intended to anyone here...

I don't like that whole "H" in the name" Thom.

Makes me want to say he's Thong Tillis.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 08:18 AM (13bqY)

80 Subaru has the "refuse to start" issue as well.

I don't know what the right answer is. It's a weird time in cars when Ford is as or more reliable than Honda, Toyota, and Subaru.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 08:18 AM (q43oI)

81 I wonder who paid for the Empowered Obese Fat Black Woman statue in NY. How edgy! How artistic! What a statement it makes!
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2025 08:14 AM (qBdHI)

***

I literally thought that was Tish James.

Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 08, 2025 08:18 AM (1FWWQ)

82 All I really know about vehicles is based on personal experience so anecdotal I suppose.

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 08:19 AM (PCK5/)

83 Ukraine parliament unanimously approves minerals deal with US.

Another one of those things that won't happen just happened.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2025 08:20 AM (viF8m)

84 JJ won't be able to use lizzo's current picture, she's lost a lot of weight. She's still heavy but not obese and claims she lost weight with exercise and diet. Still don't want to see her in the outfit up top, actually I don't want to see her at all. Not even sure why I looked up her current picture.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 08, 2025 08:20 AM (2NHgQ)

85 I don't know what the right answer is. It's a weird time in cars when Ford is as or more reliable than Honda, Toyota, and Subaru.
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I drive a used Ford. Other than the stupid double clutch it runs like a top. Not much to look at, though.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 08, 2025 08:20 AM (pZ64F)

86 House overwhelmingly passes bill to stop organ harvesting. Okay, great. We know you can play to the cheap seats. Where is the passion for bills to advance Trump's policies and codify his EOs? The GOP seizes up. Useless, cowardly twats.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 08, 2025 08:20 AM (vsTPo)

87 So is that how it works at Ace of Spades now?

You point out that JJ completely lies in his post to gin up some Muzzie hate and you get banned?

This place is getting to be like Jew CNN with its fake news.

Posted by: Christ is King at May 08, 2025 08:21 AM (jf1tg)

88 It's common enough in Subarus that the company is putting it on their website.

https://tinyurl.com/mr328ftw

Now get in there and diagnose that brake pedal switch on your new $40,000 car when you're late for work, consumer.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 08:21 AM (q43oI)

89 Right now, my Forester is at 205K. It was a loaner car at the dealer and I got a decent price on it.

Funny story though: My wife has a Crosstrek and we were getting it fixed a few months ago at the dealer from a hit and run. They let her borrow a new Forester.

"Ah. Just like mine."
The dealer looked over at my car and said "This one is better."
My instant response? "Mine is paid for."

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2025 08:21 AM (lXCUP)

90 So he's today's Person We're Supposed To Hate?

Posted by: Just got here at May 08, 2025 08:21 AM (bCBbM)

91 Yeah, it's VD Day, but why's everybody looking at me?

Posted by: Slick Willie at May 08, 2025 08:21 AM (G5+As)

92 I wonder who paid for the Empowered Obese Fat Black Woman statue in NY. How edgy! How artistic! What a statement it makes!
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 08, 2025 08:14 AM (qBdHI)

***

I literally thought that was Tish James.
Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 08, 2025 08:18 AM (1FWWQ)

Mike Gallagher talked about that on the radio yesterday. It was funny because he couldn’t read any text messages he was getting for fear of getting fired

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 08, 2025 08:22 AM (i5Vkf)

93 All I really know about vehicles is based on personal experience so anecdotal I suppose.
Posted by: tubal

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Yeah, if you could find a 2000-2010 or so Toyota with low miles for a good price I'd absolutely snatch it up, especially a Tundra. The 2007 or so engine is a 300K+ mile engine.

Most of those owners know that the only way to get rid of those vehicles is if they're totaled or you die, though.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 08:22 AM (q43oI)

94 2nd vote done - still NO Pope...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 08:22 AM (tOcjL)

95 "As faux historians, faux conservatives, and former MMA tough guys vie with each other to be the biggest antisemitic influencers in the dank sewer known as social media,.."

Uff Da!

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 08:23 AM (g47mK)

96 Thank you for the roundup JJ!
Always great.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 08:24 AM (g47mK)

97 (tries to think of a way to incorporate "Jew CNN" into my name field)

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 08:24 AM (q43oI)

98 jf1tg is not just a few crayons short of a box, it's an art project on a blackout night with a blindfolded toddler holding the crayons.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 08:24 AM (g3uJd)

99 2nd vote done - still NO Pope...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 08:22 AM (tOcjL)
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It would not surprise me if this process takes several days...maybe even a week or more.

Does the new pope need to achieve 50%+1 of the vote? Or is there a different threshold? (e.g., 2/3)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 08:25 AM (7fElN)

100 Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 08:24 AM (g3uJd)


How are you doing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

101 The Russians not only had the most killed, most of them died in their own country.

The Germans were killing and raping their families.

It was personal.

Posted by: pawn at May 08, 2025 08:25 AM (QB+5g)

102 Today is Coconut Cream Pie Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2025 08:26 AM (NpAcC)

103 How are you doing?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

--

Stable. Concerned about you and yours. How are things for you?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 08:26 AM (g3uJd)

104 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 08:26 AM (Jh8wP)

105 Oh, I will add:

Reliable 3.8L Buicks can be found for fairly reasonable prices, too, which would be great for a commuter.

You have to be able to overcome the brand stigma, though. Not everyone can do that.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 08:26 AM (q43oI)

106 I HATE new cars... I think it is ridiculous to go balls deep in debt to have these comfort wagons with all the qizbang bullshit that doesn't allow you f=to drive your own ride. I have a 2006 Honda Accord with 316,000 miles on it and it is the most comfortable car I've ever had. It just won't die. I also have a 2007 Honda Pilot with 279,000 miles on it. I will driver them until the wheels fall off.

Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 08, 2025 08:27 AM (1FWWQ)

107 Yeah, if you could find a 2000-2010 or so Toyota with low miles for a good price I'd absolutely snatch it up, especially a Tundra. The 2007 or so engine is a 300K+ mile engine.

Most of those owners know that the only way to get rid of those vehicles is if they're totaled or you die, though.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 08:22 AM (q43oI)



I'm currently selling my dad's Corrola. 207k miles. Manual trans. It's not too bad, but I don't like the clutch. He said it was replaced not too long ago, but I don't have any evidence of that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

108 Posted by: Ordinary American at May 08, 2025 08:20 AM (vsTPo)

Were still making bioweapons in third world labs though, right?

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 08:27 AM (MNQG6)

109 (testing out a hypothesis)


Jew 3.8L Buicks


(yep, it looks just as stupid)

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 08:28 AM (q43oI)

110 Celtics blow two twenty point third quarter leads. Against the Knicks.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 08, 2025 08:28 AM (rJ48h)

111 " On Democracies and Death Cults: Israel and the Future of Civilization"

My library network has a handful of copies , and ...I am like 100th in line...

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 08:28 AM (g47mK)

112 107

I'm currently selling my dad's Corrola. 207k miles. Manual trans. It's not too bad, but I don't like the clutch. He said it was replaced not too long ago, but I don't have any evidence of that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

Corollas are amazing little cars..

Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 08:28 AM (PCK5/)

113 @107

>>I'm currently selling my dad's Corrola. 207k miles. Manual trans. It's not too bad, but I don't like the clutch. He said it was replaced not too long ago, but I don't have any evidence of that.

Slap a dual friction clutch and short throw shifter into that bad boy and you will be ready to rock and roll every night and part of every day.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2025 08:29 AM (XV/Pl)

114
Stable. Concerned about you and yours. How are things for you?
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 08:26 AM (g3uJd)



I appreciate that. We're doing ok. First Lady has been laying low to avoid illness that she seems to get every other week. Insurance reset May 1st, so ER visits will get really expensive again.

We do have a weekend of travel and celebrations this weekend (graduation and a wedding) so hopefully all goes well there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)

115
Lend-Lease was so unimportant that Stalin was always demanding more of it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 08:29 AM (QnmlO)

116 99 2nd vote done - still NO Pope...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 08:22 AM (tOcjL)
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It would not surprise me if this process takes several days...maybe even a week or more.

Does the new pope need to achieve 50%+1 of the vote? Or is there a different threshold? (e.g., 2/3)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 08:25 AM (7fElN)

2/3

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 08:29 AM (tOcjL)

117
Corollas are amazing little cars..
Posted by: tubal at May 08, 2025 08:28 AM (PCK5/)



I don't really like it all that much, but my dad was really fond of it. He even added more fracture to his relationship with my brother over it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

118 Isn't it almost time for Jew Mother's Day? I think a Jew dinner out with some Jew flowers and a Jew Spa Day is appropriate.

Boron Cobbie, you're right. It doesn't really work.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 08:30 AM (g3uJd)

119 >>Mike Gallagher talked about that on the radio yesterday. It was funny because he couldn’t read any text messages he was getting for fear of getting fired

"Looks like she's standing at the counter of a McDonald's complaining that they got her order wrong."

Posted by: one hour sober at May 08, 2025 08:30 AM (Y1sOo)

120
Considering what is happening all over the world and more and more here in the USA. That an Israeli citizen was beaten to death and that the suspects were illegal aliens from Georgia, which is not exactly a philosemitic/tolerant country, assuming them to be muslim is not a stretch.

You can fault me for not writing that out, but my point stands.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2025 08:30 AM (x0n13)

121 Slap a dual friction clutch and short throw shifter into that bad boy and you will be ready to rock and roll every night and part of every day.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2025 08:29 AM (XV/Pl)



I'd need a turbo or two on the 4 cyl to justify that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

122 Today is Coconut Cream Pie Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2025 08:26 AM (NpAcC)

***

That fucking Bitch Maryann cannot compete with my pie... Just ask the professor

Posted by: Ginger at May 08, 2025 08:30 AM (1FWWQ)

123 I HATE new cars... I think it is ridiculous to go balls deep in debt to have these comfort wagons

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The car manufacturers are fronts for the lending companies, and somewhere around COVID they cracked the code. Prices went up like crazy because of "shortages", and they never went down. People paid the prices and now accept that car costs and payments are roughly equal to mortgages.

I'm hoping once all the illegals are driven out of the country we can start seeing reasonable used car prices again since they won't be competing with Americans for them.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 08:31 AM (q43oI)

124

Does the new pope need to achieve 50%+1 of the vote? Or is there a different threshold? (e.g., 2/3)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 08:25 AM (7fElN)

___________

Two thirds, unless it goes for more than a week, then it's a majority.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 08:31 AM (QnmlO)

125 I will say this, I regret getting rid of my Honda Fit, best damn little hatchback Honda ever made.

It's a shame they are discontinued in the US, and I really dislike the styling of the HRV, especially the interior.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2025 08:31 AM (XV/Pl)

126 Isn't it almost time for Jew Mother's Day? I think a Jew dinner out with some Jew flowers and a Jew Spa Day is appropriate.

Boron Cobbie, you're right. It doesn't really work.
Posted by: WitchDoktor

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Thanks for that, I need to put a Jew card in the mail.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 08:32 AM (q43oI)

127 I appreciate that. We're doing ok. First Lady has been laying low to avoid illness that she seems to get every other week. Insurance reset May 1st, so ER visits will get really expensive again.

We do have a weekend of travel and celebrations this weekend (graduation and a wedding) so hopefully all goes well there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)

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You have a lot of people who support and pray for you. I'm one of them.

It sounds like a busy weekend. Do you have to travel far?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 08:32 AM (g3uJd)

128 It's Thom.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2025 08:33 AM (bF7Q5)

129 The Honda Fit and Element were both magical little cars in their own ways, and it's a shame we don't have the continued evolution of them. The Fit was more fun than a little car like that deserved to be, and the Element was almost like a Tardis. The space management inside that thing was incredible.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 08:33 AM (q43oI)

130 Does the new pope need to achieve 50%+1 of the vote? Or is there a different threshold? (e.g., 2/3)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 08:25 AM (7fElN)

2/3
Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 08:29 AM (tOcjL)
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That makes sense. Means the voting will take longer as the cardinals hone in on the consensus candidate.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 08:33 AM (7fElN)

131 @121

>>I'd need a turbo or two on the 4 cyl to justify that.

You can do that too, run it at around 18lbs of boost, add some NOS and you will be flying. Literally.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2025 08:33 AM (XV/Pl)

132 124

Does the new pope need to achieve 50%+1 of the vote? Or is there a different threshold? (e.g., 2/3)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2025 08:25 AM (7fElN)

___________

Two thirds, unless it goes for more than a week, then it's a majority.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 08:31 AM (QnmlO)

NO, ALWAYS 2/3 - what happens if they can't decide is after 21 votes, ONLY the TOP 2 candidates from the last vote can now be elected, and those 2 no longer vote.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 08:33 AM (tOcjL)

133 Dealers don't sell vehicles anymore, they sell payment plans.

Posted by: davidt at May 08, 2025 08:34 AM (i0F8b)

134 nazis fkd up with attacking the USSR, Abwehr underestimated the number of USSR divisions , BY A LOT. nazis by 1942/43 found out that the early victories on the Eastern front were not due to the fighting men, but to Stavka's incompetence that was later corrected, that the industrial base they intended to destroy was moved behind the Urals and further East, that USSR and the Capitalist are capable of making alliances.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 08:34 AM (g47mK)

135 They only need 10 Cardinals for cloture though. And then the rest is just negotiation, who gets a new church where, new welfare funding, etc

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 08:35 AM (MNQG6)

136 The conclave is like the NBA playoff, they will keep it going till Game Seven!

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 08:35 AM (g47mK)

137 Be sure and call Thom Tillis office and tell him to support Ed Martin. This is more than J6. This is about Democrats always allowed to have activist judges that support men in women's sports, the sexualization and mutilation of our children and illegals over citizens.

Phone: (202) 224-6342
Greensboro, NC 27408
Phone: (336) 885-0685

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2025 08:35 AM (NpAcC)

138 You have a lot of people who support and pray for you. I'm one of them.

It sounds like a busy weekend. Do you have to travel far?
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 08:32 AM (g3uJd)



I know and we're eternally grateful to all who take the time to pray for us. It's been one hell of a journey thus far and this place has been absolutely amazing.

2 hours drive north tomorrow, then return home Sunday morning, then another hour drive southwest for the afternoon.

Her stamina has gotten a lot better, so we'll see how she fares. Should be Ok.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

139 2 hours drive north tomorrow, then return home Sunday morning, then another hour drive southwest for the afternoon.

Her stamina has gotten a lot better, so we'll see how she fares. Should be Ok.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

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It will be just fine. If you're driving then you have a lot of control over when to stop and rest, etc. I'll be praying for you all.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 08:37 AM (g3uJd)

140 I don't think you'll have any problem selling that Corolla, Sponge. Make sure you absolutely need to, though, because once it's gone you won't ever be able to replace it. It might be best to just park it and crank it every month.

(need it like I need a Jew hole in my head, forcibly stops myself from asking how much you're looking to get for it)

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 08:37 AM (q43oI)

141 Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 08:37 AM (77rzZ)

142 "I'm hoping once all the illegals are driven out of the country we can start seeing reasonable used car prices again since they won't be competing with Americans for them."

Unfortunately, that hope is headed to the same fate as those who were looking forward to the "peace dividend"

The only markets that have had any downward pressure are ones where the Chinese duplicated the infrastructure to be manned by peasants dreaming of getting out of poverty.

Posted by: pawn at May 08, 2025 08:37 AM (QB+5g)

143
It will be just fine. If you're driving then you have a lot of control over when to stop and rest, etc. I'll be praying for you all.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 08:37 AM (g3uJd)



The most sincerest of thank yous to you, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

144 It's Tillis!!!

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 08:38 AM (MNQG6)

145 So, China just bought 14 Boeing planes before planned talks Saturday...yeah, I think someone is getting a touch desperate...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 08:38 AM (tOcjL)

146 The new Pope, I mean.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 08:38 AM (MNQG6)

147 So, is the Times Square sculpture the Statue of Lizzoty?

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 08:38 AM (77rzZ)

148 Certainly, Russia had the most total casualties of the war of all combatants, but to phrase it the way Bloomberg did is yet another example of the rewriting and bastardization of history.

This area gets a bit complex.

The Soviets were ALLIED to the NAZIs at the start of the war - that's how they invaded Poland together. The Soviets wanted to extend this alliance and the Germans did not since the latter was planning on sneak attacking the Soviets anyway.

The USSR lost so many men because Stalin managed the war and its preparation so poorly. Fortunately for him once the US entered the war it supplied a ridiculous number of supplies so the Soviets could draft much more of their male population then other countries could - for much of the war the Soviets had more soldiers on the front then the Axis powers even though the Axis powers had more people to in theory draft.

So both the Soviets and the US were critical to defeating the National Socialists and honestly absent a communist Russia there isn't even a WWII because the Germans are too worried about re-running WWI.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 08:39 AM (t0Rmr)

149 @129

>>The Honda Fit and Element were both magical little cars in their own ways, and it's a shame we don't have the continued evolution of them.

Checking Cargurus, there are only (3) Orange Honda Fit EX-L for sale in the entire country and (3) Orange Honda Elements.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2025 08:39 AM (XV/Pl)

150 Does just the pitchins staff get to vote?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2025 08:39 AM (bF7Q5)

151 And to borrow from Larry Correia, I will buy used and let new car depreciation be someone else's problems.

Heck, I may even give Carmax a second chance after they were dead to me for so long.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2025 08:39 AM (lXCUP)

152 My four vehicles are a combined 185 years old. My Westfalia became eligible for Medicare on April 28. Unlikely to ever buy a new car.

Posted by: Luddite Louie at May 08, 2025 08:40 AM (G5+As)

153 I don't think you'll have any problem selling that Corolla, Sponge. Make sure you absolutely need to, though, because once it's gone you won't ever be able to replace it. It might be best to just park it and crank it every month.

(need it like I need a Jew hole in my head, forcibly stops myself from asking how much you're looking to get for it)
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 08:37 AM (q43oI)



It's been sitting in my dad's shop for years. I spent 12+ hours cleaning and shampooing the interior as it was downright nasty.

After the rift between my dad and brother over it, I kinda just want it gone.

I've already got 4 vehicles on the payroll (not counting the restoration project in the garage), so I'm good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

154 We already have a big beautiful deal with the UK. I don;t know what the UK produces, other than whiny ex-royals, Banking and Insurance, but..ok. Great!

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 08:40 AM (g47mK)

155 Ashamed? Hell, in their warped minds they are protecting (our precious democracy!) vomit.
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Everything becomes clear, like pulling the curtain on the old man in the Wizard of Oz, when you understand that "Precious Democracy" and "Norms" refers to the international orgs and NGOs that have built up since the post-WWII years by the military-industrial complex.

If the will of the voters seeks to limit the power of these institutions in any way, because they are seen as ineffective, corrupt or simply that we can no longer afford to fund them, this is called an "attack on Democracy" by the people whose lives, careers and fortunes depend on these institutions.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 08:40 AM (Dv3i1)

156 Yeah, if you could find a 2000-2010 or so Toyota with low miles for a good price I'd absolutely snatch it up, especially a Tundra.


Posted by: Boron Cobbie

Bought a 2006 corrolla two years ago with 75K. Now have 125K and still runs like a champ.

My commute is ~100 miles per day.

Had a 1993 tacoma that had 335K on the engine when the Mrs. traded it in.

Can't go wrong with a Toyota

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 08, 2025 08:40 AM (FxH7T)

157 Checking Cargurus, there are only (3) Orange Honda Fit EX-L for sale in the entire country and (3) Orange Honda Elements.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2025 08:39 AM (XV/Pl)



The Element is one of the ugliest vehicles ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

158 I propose and support getting vehicles like the Toyota Hilux into the US Market and any politician who objects is thrown off a tall building until the rest fall in line.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2025 08:42 AM (lXCUP)

159 @157

>>The Element is one of the ugliest vehicles ever.

The Pontiac Aztek has entered the chat.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2025 08:42 AM (XV/Pl)

160

Is basal seepage like pesky anal rundown?

Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at May 08, 2025 08:42 AM (XsNiE)

161 Inscription at base of 12 ft woman

Wha had happen was

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 08:42 AM (gbOdA)

162 If Trump does send most of the illegals home the biggest impact will likely be on housing. Yes they stack illegals in low end apartments but once they leave the demand will start declining across all housing levels.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 08:42 AM (t0Rmr)

163 Jill Biden's explosive secret White House diary and how it could make her and Joe $30M

https://tinyurl.com/26s5cvb4

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2025 08:43 AM (NpAcC)

164 159 @157

>>The Element is one of the ugliest vehicles ever.

The Pontiac Aztek has entered the chat.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2025 08:42 AM (XV/Pl)

Get off my lawn.

Posted by: The Gremlin at May 08, 2025 08:43 AM (i0F8b)

165 I haven't watched the NBA in over 20 years now.

Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2025 08:43 AM (Oy/m2)

166 Since we're talking cars...

One of the jobs I had in college was as a lot boy for a local Honda/Geo dealership. Yeah, Geo. Back in the days when the Honda Prelude was around.

One of the things the lot crew would do after a snow is take a Geo Metro demo car and spin it around the back lot doing donuts and things.

Fun times. In a Geo. I'm old

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 08:44 AM (g3uJd)

167 No Ciudadanos sin Pasaporte Solamente - Entre Aqui !

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 08:44 AM (g47mK)

168
The Pontiac Aztek has entered the chat.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2025 08:42 AM (XV/Pl)



Heh......

Part of the initial revulsion for the Aztek was that customers in the early 2000s were mostly interested in full-sized SUVs or economical sedans, and the Aztek landed squarely in between those two extremes. A design-by-committee approach was meant to incorporate elements of the Chevy Blazer and Camaro with the upright stance of a minivan, and resulted in an ugly form. Despite that, design elements like plastic body armor and a front end that resembles the face of a "Star Wars" character have become the standard on modern crossovers. The Aztek also had a customizable digital dashboard and head-up display long before those features were commonplace. 

The much-maligned Aztek got a boost when "Breaking Bad" creator Vince Gilligan assigned one to schoolteacher-turned methamphetamine kingpin Walter White (Bryan Cranston), and Edmunds ranked it among the 10 most popular vehicles for millennials during the show's last few seasons. 

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

169 The nation of Georgia has a 10% Muslim population.

Modebadze is a Georgian surname. Is it a "stretch of the imagination" to assume he was a Muslim, too?

Posted by: Christ is King at May 08, 2025 08:45 AM (jf1tg)

170
The Pontiac Aztek has entered the chat.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2025 08:42 AM (XV/Pl)



My brother ate the airbag in a Geo Metro convertible once. Good riddance. That 3 cyl engine was garbage. You needed a power boost? Turn off the A/C. Instant turbo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

171 I am trying to figure out what the process will be with the inevitable collapse of "the full faith and credit of the US."

In the 90's the Russian Ruble collapsed, yet Russia continued to exist as a functioning society. People went to work, stuff got done. So who survived? The elderly pensioners got destroyed, I realize, but a regular schmoe with a job probably just soldiered on with his "new" ruble salary.

Will we slowly devalue the dollar thru printing or just say 100 to 1 happens today...surprise!

I own my house "free and clear" notwithstanding property taxes, so that's a "real" asset. I guess the lenders and the banks will be destroyed, and the pensioners.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at May 08, 2025 08:46 AM (ntk8v)

172 The Pontiac Aztek has entered the chat.

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Another extremely well-packaged car ruined by bad decisions in the design committee where no one could speak up and say "That looks horrible." Literally:

"The guy in charge of product development was Don Hackworth, an old-school guy from the tradition of shouts, browbeating, and by-God-I-want-it-done. He said, “Look. We’ve all made up our minds that the Aztek is gonna be a winner. It’s gonna astound the world. I don’t want any negative comments about this vehicle. None. Anybody who has bad opinions about it, I want them off the team.”


If that had been even just a tad more attractive I suspect it would've been one of GM's best sellers of all time. Instead it was miserable failure and a joke that will likely last decades.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 08:46 AM (q43oI)

173 162 If Trump does send most of the illegals home the biggest impact will likely be on housing. Yes they stack illegals in low end apartments but once they leave the demand will start declining across all housing levels.
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Yes please. Columbus OH could use some serious ICE enforcement.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2025 08:47 AM (Dv3i1)

174 I haven't watched the NBA in over 20 years now.
Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2025 08:43 AM (Oy/m2)



The only thing the NBA could do to restore a slight percentage of it's prowess would be to move the 3-point line WAY back and make them play basketball again instead of everyone jacking up 3's every 8 seconds.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

175
The Element is one of the ugliest vehicles ever.

Sometimes aesthetics don't matter. We almost bought one of the early Elements because it would have fit dog crates very nicely. The later models were all suburbified with upholstered rear seats and there was less room.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 08:47 AM (QnmlO)

176 Wow....copy/paste and attention fail.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

177
Will we slowly devalue the dollar thru printing or just say 100 to 1 happens today...surprise! /i]

Everyone lost about half their savings under Biden due to his hyperinflation. I think the election of Trump was mostly due to Bidenflation but I also suspect the Uniparty has learned nothing from this and if we get another Dem president we will get another round of hyperinflation.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 08:48 AM (t0Rmr)

178 Everyone lost about half their savings under Biden due to his hyperinflation. I think the election of Trump was mostly due to Bidenflation but I also suspect the Uniparty has learned nothing from this and if we get another Dem president we will get another round of hyperinflation.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 08:48 AM (t0Rmr)



Because you peons don't deserve to keep more of your money. You exist to fund OUR desires. Period.

Posted by: Democrats at May 08, 2025 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

179 The design of the Aztec is something that was done on a Friday at 5:00 when the only choices were "unfortunate," "regrettable," and "No seriously, is that the best we've got?"

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 08:50 AM (g3uJd)

180 @172

>>If that had been even just a tad more attractive I suspect it would've been one of GM's best sellers of all time. Instead it was miserable failure and a joke that will likely last decades.

All GM had to do was get rid of the fast back design of the hatch, make it more vertical, make the front more boxy, and that grill.... oh man... Pontiacs and Buicks have always had the worst grills.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2025 08:50 AM (XV/Pl)

181 Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2025 08:48 AM (t0Rmr)

The election of Trump was almost entirely Trump. All three times. See: the GOP's recent rousing successes

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 08:50 AM (MNQG6)

182
Two thirds, unless it goes for more than a week, then it's a majority.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I-ve not seen this. Where did you read it if you would share.

Posted by: Dandolo at May 08, 2025 08:50 AM (3QsZU)

183 Checking Cargurus, there are only (3) Orange Honda Fit EX-L for sale in the entire country and (3) Orange Honda Elements.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2025 08:39 AM (XV/Pl)


The Element is one of the ugliest vehicles ever.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

***

Pontiac Aztek enters the chat...

Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 08, 2025 08:51 AM (1FWWQ)

184
Pontiac Aztek enters the chat...
Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 08, 2025 08:51 AM (1FWWQ)



To be fair, I didn't say the Element was alone at the top of the heap. I said 'one of' the ugliest.

Posted by: Democrats at May 08, 2025 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

185 Ugh........


I'm tired.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

186 Here in our rural part of KY there are not that many illegals. Hispanic workers, yes. But apparently they're here legally as the home building and restaurant businesses are thriving.

Haven't read about an ICE raid anywhere nearby since Trump assumed office.

Yet the left is apocalyptic about the illegals imminent deportation.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 08:52 AM (Q4IgG)

187 Fan sues NFL for $100M after Shedeur Sanders’ late draft pick

citing among other allegations...racism. Heh.

https://is.gd/7pF7qJ

Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 08:53 AM (HOX+I)

188 Good advice for the Papal election from one of my favorite bloggers:
https://mundabor.wordpress.com/

Posted by: sal at May 08, 2025 08:54 AM (f+FmA)

189 Ugh........


I'm tired.
Posted by: Sponge

Constantly being first must be exhausting.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 08:54 AM (77rzZ)

190 Posted by: Christ is King at May 08, 2025 08:45 AM (jf1tg)

For someone using the nic you're using, you sure seem to want to pick a fight in defense of international Islam.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 08:54 AM (ExV1e)

191 SANDERS: No. You run a campaign and do you three or four or five rallies in a week, the only way you can get around to talk to 30,000 people, you think I’m going to be sitting on a waiting line at United waiting while 30,000 people are waiting?

Socialism is not for the Socialist.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 08:54 AM (gbOdA)

192 The nation of Georgia has a 10% Muslim population.

Modebadze is a Georgian surname. Is it a "stretch of the imagination" to assume he was a Muslim, too?

==

How far is Georgia from Chechnya ? How porous is Georgia's border? How many islamic countries surround Georgia?

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 08:54 AM (g47mK)

193 No votes for the Chevy Vega hatchback.

Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2025 08:55 AM (Oy/m2)

194 The appearance not the design of the Aztec is what puts people off I assume.

This is what you get from a team when someone like Don Hackworth threatens peoples jobs for pushing back.

They just went trough the motions and let the market "push back".

Posted by: pawn at May 08, 2025 08:55 AM (QB+5g)

195 Fan sues NFL for $100M after Shedeur Sanders’ late draft pick

citing among other allegations...racism. Heh.

https://is.gd/7pF7qJ
Posted by: muldoon at May 08, 2025 08:53 AM (HOX+I)



Figures.

Shedeur was a HORRIBLE interview, according to multiple sources. It's been reported that during an interview with the Giants, he took a Facetime call in the middle, then left the call active during the remainder of the meeting.

His ego was cashing checks unwritten.

A judge should see this and tell the individual to f*ck off and fine him for wasting everyone's time and taxpayer money.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

196
Constantly being first must be exhausting.
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 08:54 AM (77rzZ)



That must be it......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

197 You know WHO ELSE was from Georgia...?

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 08:57 AM (77rzZ)

198 Shouldn't we be angry that someone got 4.5 million of our hard-earned dollars to create a logo and website for greenyism and failed to do so?

Posted by: Rock-Ribbed Ron at May 08, 2025 08:57 AM (G5+As)

199 Shouldn't we be angry that someone got 4.5 million of our hard-earned dollars to create a logo and website for greenyism and failed to do so?
Posted by: Rock-Ribbed Ron at May 08, 2025 08:57 AM (G5+As)



Not when you find that at least of 2 million went straight back into Democrat coffers. That makes everything fine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

200 Reading jf1tg is like the mental equivalent of the Dark Ages, but even those had the decency to end.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 08:58 AM (Ldgt5)

201 No votes for the Chevy Vega hatchback.
Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2025 08:55 AM (Oy/m2)

***

My best friends brother made the mistake of letting him use the car while he went on vacation. Mike and I totally destroyed that car. 17 year old boys are good at wrecking shit and the aluminum block engine does NOT like to be pushed to the extremes.

Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 08, 2025 08:58 AM (1FWWQ)

202 193 No votes for the Chevy Vega hatchback.
Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2025 08:55 AM (Oy/m2)

The Panel Express we very cool.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 08:59 AM (gbOdA)

203 So I haven't been paying attention to the news. My understanding is Bernie fell late in the NFL draft and Georgia is 10% muslim because they don't want to live in Florida anymore?

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 08:59 AM (MNQG6)

204 >>I haven't watched the NBA in over 20 years now.

Yeah, been many years since I've been interested. However, I am thoroughly enjoying the Denver Nuggets' Nikola Jocik

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 08:59 AM (ke82b)

205 > Good advice for the Papal election from one of my favorite bloggers
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Let Christ decide?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 08:59 AM (Q4IgG)

206 166 Since we're talking cars...

One of the jobs I had in college was as a lot boy for a local Honda/Geo dealership. Yeah, Geo. Back in the days when the Honda Prelude was around.

One of the things the lot crew would do after a snow is take a Geo Metro demo car and spin it around the back lot doing donuts and things.

Fun times. In a Geo. I'm old

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 08:44 AM (g3uJd)

My high school girlfriend drove a Geo Metro until she lost control one rainy day and almost got hit by an oncoming semi truck hauling logs. She ended up getting some other small car, maybe an old Sentra? Can't remember anymore. That semi would have completely destroyed her and the Geo Metro and it probably would have only felt like a speed bump to the truck driver.

Posted by: Farquad at May 08, 2025 09:00 AM (bwvMs)

207 A judge should see this and tell the individual to f*ck off and fine him for wasting everyone's time and taxpayer money.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)


Nah. Let it go to trial and, when he loses, require him to pay the NFL's legal expenses... talk about emotional stress.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 09:00 AM (ExV1e)

208 You know WHO ELSE was from Georgia...?
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 08:57 AM (77rzZ)

Dzhugashvili was a Gorets. Probably descendant of those bloodthirsty Persians who conquered that region.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 09:00 AM (g47mK)

209 >>So I haven't been paying attention to the news. My understanding is Bernie fell late in the NFL draft and Georgia is 10% muslim because they don't want to live in Florida anymore?


"Exactly!"
- Rosann Rosannadanna

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 09:00 AM (ke82b)

210 Inscription at base of 12 ft woman

Wha had happen was
Posted by: rhennigantx

--

It's been determined that it's this woman (link goes to youtube)

THEY MADE THEY FLIGHT!!!

https://tinyurl.com/3wnazyrf

I wasn't casually posting or joking when I noted that this behavior, anger, obesity, etc. is encouraged so that they can be used the same way a junkyard uses aggressive dogs.

These poor women are being used, and they'd be useless to the corporations if they were feminine. And they celebrate the behavior without any awareness of why they're groomed and encouraged to be that way.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 09:00 AM (q43oI)

211 You know WHO ELSE was from Georgia...?
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 08:57 AM (77rzZ)

***

Newt Gingtich

Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 08, 2025 09:00 AM (1FWWQ)

212 Every time I saw a Honda Element I kept wondering where the little door is that I open to feed the fish.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:01 AM (Ldgt5)

213 My high school girlfriend drove a Geo Metro until she lost control one rainy day and almost got hit by an oncoming semi truck hauling logs. She ended up getting some other small car, maybe an old Sentra? Can't remember anymore. That semi would have completely destroyed her and the Geo Metro and it probably would have only felt like a speed bump to the truck driver.
Posted by: Farquad at May 08, 2025 09:00 AM (bwvMs)

--

The biggest selling point of the Geo Metro hatchback was that if it broke down, which was often, you could call up your dad and put it in the trunk of his Buick. Saves a lot on towing charges!

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:03 AM (Ldgt5)

214 The Bee says India retaliated against Pakistan by scamming them out of millions in Amazon gift cards (and selling them extended auto warranties probably)

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 09:03 AM (OhBRn)

215 For someone using the nic you're using, you sure seem to want to pick a fight in defense of international Islam.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 08:54 AM (ExV1e)



I know this will seem strange for a Christian to say, but I believe all human beings are made in the image of God.

Which means I believe even a Muslim has value to the Creator and can be won to the truth of Jesus Christ, just as I was from my decadent secular mindset and lifestyle.

Therefor, I take issue with the constant drum-beat pretext for an all out war in the Middle East which will destroy millions of souls.

Fault me for that, if you like, but I don't hold to the idea that some souls are extra-special to the Lord, and others worthless.

Posted by: Christ is King at May 08, 2025 09:03 AM (jf1tg)

216 205 > Good advice for the Papal election from one of my favorite bloggers
-------
Let Christ decide?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 08:59 AM (Q4IgG)

Actually, they ask for the Holy Spirit to guide their votes.
It's a choosing, not an election.
No one "runs" for the office.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 08, 2025 09:04 AM (tOcjL)

217 Actually one of the biggest car crimes was what they did to the Civic hatchback between 2001 and 2002. If you told me it was part of a giant psy op, to this day I would believe it.

2001: https://is.gd/ZFHRP8
2002: https://is.gd/QBAZqC

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 09:04 AM (MNQG6)

218 >>The Bee says India retaliated against Pakistan by scamming them out of millions in Amazon gift cards (and selling them extended auto warranties probably)


How can we make this happen?!
America's seniors would like a freakin' break, and no one on office/government seems to care.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 09:04 AM (ke82b)

219 Cap and trade!

Posted by: Newt Gettinrich at May 08, 2025 09:05 AM (UbjG+)

220 Nissan Cube and Juke are the very pinnacle of automotive styling. Others only pretend.

Posted by: Hollywood Fashion Plate at May 08, 2025 09:05 AM (G5+As)

221 Every time I see a Volkswagen, I think of Herbie.

Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2025 09:05 AM (Oy/m2)

222
Therefor, I take issue with the constant drum-beat pretext for an all out war in the Middle East which will destroy millions of souls.

Fault me for that, if you like, but I don't hold to the idea that some souls are extra-special to the Lord, and others worthless.
Posted by: Christ is King at May 08, 2025 09:03 AM (jf1tg)



Then you should get over there and start converting them to Christ and stop pissing on us.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

223 Tillis is hiding something. I guess it's homosexual relations with congressional staffers.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 09:06 AM (/U5Yz)

224 good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 08, 2025 09:06 AM (w+dhY)

225 If Lizzo lost a lot of weight as reported here, what did they do with the extra skin? Tie it in a topknot?

Posted by: Not Gonna Look at May 08, 2025 09:07 AM (G5+As)

226 My first new car was a 1981 Toyota Celica. It looked exactly like this car:
https://tinyurl.com/27vgco8t
Nice looking car, but the handling was crap, and the engine prone to minor issues (stuck throttle, etc.).

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 08, 2025 09:07 AM (y2f7I)

227 Tillis is hiding something. I guess it's homosexual relations with congressional staffers.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 09:06 AM (/U5Yz)



Epstein or Diddy. Pick a tape.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

228 I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: AMC Pacer at May 08, 2025 09:07 AM (UbjG+)

229 Wow. As discussed yesterday, the knives really are out for Fetterman:

AP: Democratic Sen. John Fetterman of Pennsylvania was meeting last week with representatives from a teachers union in his home state when things quickly devolved.

Before long, Fetterman began repeating himself, shouting and questioning why “everybody is mad at me,” “why does everyone hate me, what did I ever do” and slamming his hands on a desk, according to one person who was briefed on what occurred.

As the meeting deteriorated, a staff member moved to end it and ushered the visitors into the hallway, where she broke down crying. The staffer was comforted by the teachers who were themselves rattled by Fetterman’s behavior, according to a second person who was briefed separately on the meeting.

The interaction at Fetterman’s Washington office came the day before New York Magazine published a story in which former staff and political advisers to Fetterman aired concerns about the senator’s mental health.

Something ain't right here. Ultimately I just hope we don't get screwed out of a Dem Senator.

we have to force the nutcase out. Governor Shapiro could appoint a far more capable person

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2025 09:07 AM (JCZqz)

230 Then you should get over there and start converting them to Christ and stop pissing on us.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

Yup.

No one is beyond redemption, but it must be sought out and not simply bestowed.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:07 AM (Ldgt5)

231 Every time I see a Volkswagen, I think of Herbie.
Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2025 09:05 AM (Oy/m2)

***

I think of Hitler

Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 08, 2025 09:07 AM (1FWWQ)

232 The pinnacle of automotive styling? Maybe the Pacer? Closest thing to the Jetson's flying car in shape and appearance.

Or that weird, 3-door Hyundai Veloster.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 09:09 AM (Q4IgG)

233 Hi Lizzy! How are you managing with your dad, etc?

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 09:09 AM (MNQG6)

234 Then you should get over there and start converting them to Christ and stop pissing on us.


Maybe you should enlist in the military and go shoot a few, chickenhawk.

Posted by: Christ is King at May 08, 2025 09:10 AM (jf1tg)

235 Or that weird, 3-door Hyundai Veloster.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 09:09 AM (Q4IgG)

I totally forgot about that one! Weird is an understatement.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:10 AM (cBhy9)

236 Is the Element the one with the weird rearview window?

It's not symmetrical. Me no likey.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:10 AM (77rzZ)

237 225 If Lizzo lost a lot of weight as reported here, what did they do with the extra skin? Tie it in a topknot?
Posted by: Not Gonna Look

I've some experience in these matter. Consider, a broad strip of skin, to be taken from the head to the heel, to make therewith a baldrick for her flute.

Posted by: William Wallace at May 08, 2025 09:10 AM (JCZqz)

238 Democrats will never get fooled by mental problems in their elected officials again! Fetterman is proof they are ON IT.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 09:11 AM (MNQG6)

239 223 Tillis is hiding something. I guess it's homosexual relations with congressional staffers.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 09:06 AM (/U5Yz)

It has something to do with properties and moving titles and deeds.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 09:11 AM (gbOdA)

240 The pinnacle of automotive styling? Maybe the Pacer? Closest thing to the Jetson's flying car in shape and appearance.

Or that weird, 3-door Hyundai Veloster.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 09:09 AM (Q4IgG)



Wheeler Dealers got a Pacer in the workshop once. Edd China went crazy with the restore, blowing serious coin on some wacky glow in the dark paint job as a part of the restoration. They couldn't sell the car and ended up auctioning it off for charity and writing it off.

That MIGHT be one big reason why China 'left the show.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

241 Every time I see a Volkswagen, I think of Herbie.
Posted by: dantesed at May 08, 2025 09:05 AM (Oy/m2)

***

I think of Hitler
Posted by: Life of Wryly

So was Dantesed. He was referring to Herbie Hitler, der Fuehrer's long-forgottten second cousin once removed.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:12 AM (77rzZ)

242 >>If Lizzo lost a lot of weight as reported here, what did they do with the extra skin? Tie it in a topknot?


Do any of us really want to know?
Pretty sure there's plastic surgery to do it. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 09:12 AM (ke82b)

243 Is the Element the one with the weird rearview window?

It's not symmetrical. Me no likey.
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:10 AM (77rzZ)

Hey!

Yeah, it's like it's one half of a big box that somehow got separated in transit.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:12 AM (cBhy9)

244 There's making trouble and then there's being a troublemaker. Which one are you?

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 09:12 AM (MNQG6)

245 Then you should get over there and start converting them to Christ and stop pissing on us.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Yup. No one is beyond redemption, but it must be sought out and not simply bestowed.
Posted by: WitchDoktor

Ironic, coming from someone known as WitchDoktor...

Posted by: Emperor Palpatine at May 08, 2025 09:12 AM (JCZqz)

246 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
Feminist activists release pink smoke in protest of the Vatican’s male-only conclave, calling for greater representation of women.

https://tinyurl.com/pfy5pfme

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2025 09:13 AM (NpAcC)

247 Maybe you should enlist in the military and go shoot a few, chickenhawk.
Posted by: Christ is King at May 08, 2025 09:10 AM (jf1tg)



Really? What a Christ like response. I ask you to save souls and you ask me to kill said souls.

Seems you've lost your way and should seek guidance.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

248 Feminist activists release pink smoke in protest of the Vatican’s male-only conclave, calling for greater representation of women.
---------

So they know what a woman is again? That was fast.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 09:14 AM (MNQG6)

249 242 >>If Lizzo lost a lot of weight as reported here, what did they do with the extra skin? Tie it in a topknot?


Do any of us really want to know?
Pretty sure there's plastic surgery to do it. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 09:12 AM (ke82b)

======

Turned on Peloton this morning. Saw a new instructor's picture.

Wait...not a new instructor.

It's the fat black lady they hired a couple of years ago. Definitely hired for the "healthy at any size" thing. I know she taught yoga. Never took any of her classes.

She's now...fairly fit.

Weird how working out regularly changed that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 09:14 AM (GBKbO)

250 Reliable 3.8L Buicks can be found for fairly reasonable prices, too, which would be great for a commuter.

You have to be able to overcome the brand stigma, though. Not everyone can do that.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025


***
After ten years in '80s and '90s Mercedes, I overcame that brand stigma about eighteen years ago. With the exception of a spring fling with a BMW 3 Series (that was totaled in a flood), I've had Buicks ever since, and loved 'em.

People who know the brand know what a bargain they are. You get seventy percent of the Mercedes/BMW driving experience for fifty percent of the price -- especially when they are used and well cared for.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 09:14 AM (omVj0)

251 234 Then you should get over there and start converting them to Christ and stop pissing on us.


Maybe you should enlist in the military and go shoot a few, chickenhawk.

Posted by: Christ is King at May 08, 2025 09:10 AM (jf1tg)

Whoa, what a argument. We got a genius here guys.

Posted by: Farquad at May 08, 2025 09:14 AM (bwvMs)

252 Gee, telling someone to shut up and join the military is so 2010's stupid talking point.

Get an updated script.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:14 AM (cBhy9)

253 Good morning!

Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 08, 2025 09:14 AM (Jp8LL)

254 Guess I stumbled into a car discussion forum this morning. Huh. I'll mosey on over to the Tri-Five Chevy forum instead or the Mustang Forum for a while.

Note to J.J: Post an Open Thread each morning instead. LOL!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 08, 2025 09:14 AM (5xuJ/)

255
She's now...fairly fit.

Weird how working out regularly changed that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 09:14 AM (GBKbO)



Her body, her choice, racist bigot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

256 Thom McAnn > Thom Tillis

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2025 09:15 AM (RIvkX)

257 "Would a pope from Nigeria be a defender of Western values? Just asking."

Odds are, you'll get a much more conservative Catholic from Nigeria than you will from Western Europe.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 08, 2025 09:16 AM (w+dhY)

258 Note to J.J: Post an Open Thread each morning instead. LOL!!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 08, 2025 09:14 AM (5xuJ/)

It would be a cool topic for a weekend open thread, now that you mention it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:16 AM (cBhy9)

259 Federalist asks "Do Senate Republicans Want Far-Left D.C. Judges To Appoint The Country’s No. 2 Prosecutor?"

Lemme help: Yes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 09:16 AM (1Tl5o)

260 246 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
Feminist activists release pink smoke in protest of the Vatican’s male-only conclave, calling for greater representation of women.

https://tinyurl.com/pfy5pfme
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2025 09:13 AM (NpAcC)

Retaliate by releasing orange smoke. That'll really get their heads spinning.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 08, 2025 09:16 AM (N39Ws)

261 >>Tillis is hiding something. I guess it's homosexual relations with congressional staffers.

People have been digging:

@DataRepublican
I’ll post a full thread on this tomorrow, but the short version is:
@SenThomTillis
rose quickly to powerful foreign policy positions right after being elected to the Senate (his first federal role) despite having no military background. The reason why is he is a True Believer in the "Open Society" agenda from the very beginning.


Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 09:16 AM (ke82b)

262 Maybe you should enlist in the military and go shoot a few, chickenhawk.
Posted by: Christ is King at May 08, 2025 09:10 AM (jf1tg)


Really? What a Christ like response. I ask you to save souls and you ask me to kill said souls.

Seems you've lost your way and should seek guidance.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!

Posted by: Gunny Sergeant Hartman at May 08, 2025 09:16 AM (JCZqz)

263 Every time I see a Volkswagen, I think of Herbie.
Posted by: dantesed
_______

Slug bug! *punches little sister*

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 08, 2025 09:17 AM (EXfKk)

264 Tillis is hiding something. I guess it's homosexual relations with congressional staffers.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2025 09:06 AM (/U5Yz)



A live boy or a dead girl, as someone once quipped!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2025 09:17 AM (x0n13)

265 Tillis also wants to go after J6er again. Why I wonder?
Maybe he thinks it is a law and order but it seems it helped (D) losses last year as PDT ran on pardons.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 09:17 AM (gbOdA)

266
Slug bug! *punches little sister*
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 08, 2025 09:17 AM (EXfKk)



Daughter got me with that not long ago. Twice because convertible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

267 259 Federalist asks "Do Senate Republicans Want Far-Left D.C. Judges To Appoint The Country’s No. 2 Prosecutor?"

Lemme help: Yes.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 09:16 AM (1Tl5o)

======

It'll be some careerist in the DC office, and Trump will still have the power to fire the appointee.

Tillis is still an ass, and I hope he just doesn't run for re-election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 09:18 AM (GBKbO)

268 God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!
Posted by: Gunny Sergeant Hartman at May 08, 2025 09:16 AM (JCZqz)

Wasn't there a saying that the streets of Heaven are protected by the United States Marine Corps?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:18 AM (cBhy9)

269 This guy is digging, too:

@JamesHartline
Thom Tillis is completely bought and paid for DC Swamp crony. Look who the top donors are to his 2026 re-election campaign.


https://tinyurl.com/3y2p6m8e

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 09:19 AM (ke82b)

270 A live boy or a dead girl, as someone once quipped!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2025 09:17 AM (x0n13)

Just ask Joe Scarborough.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:19 AM (cBhy9)

271 Wasn't there a saying that the streets of Heaven are protected by the United States Marine Corps?
Posted by: WitchDoktor

Are there crayons in Heaven?

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:19 AM (77rzZ)

272 Feminist activists release pink smoke in protest of the Vatican’s male-only conclave, calling for greater representation of women.

That's SOOOO two-thousand late. Even rainbow smoke would be a little passé today.

Posted by: Sam Brinton at May 08, 2025 09:20 AM (JCZqz)

273 Is Lizzo under 200lbs?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 09:20 AM (q43oI)

274 Really glad to see the Georgian Anti Defamation League defending the honor of Georgian gangsters.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2025 09:20 AM (RIvkX)

275
Just ask Joe Scarborough.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:19 AM (cBhy9)



She was just a lowly intern. COMPLETELY expendable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

276 Is Lizzo under 200lbs?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 09:20 AM (q43oI)



Not since birth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

277 Wasn't there a saying that the streets of Heaven are protected by the United States Marine Corps?
Posted by: WitchDoktor

Are there crayons in Heaven?
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:19 AM (77rzZ)

As I'm former Navy I have no official comment.

I will say that one time a Marine was seasick and a corpsman asked him if he needed anything. The Marine said "an island."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:21 AM (cBhy9)

278 Feminist activists release pink smoke in protest of the Vatican’s male-only conclave, calling for greater representation of women.

-

This is fairly reasonable. They succeeded in seating a non-Catholic male, so a Catholic woman seems like a fairly natural next step.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 09:21 AM (q43oI)

279 Buster Brown and Tige>>Thom McCan>>Thom Tillis

Posted by: Lives in A Shoe at May 08, 2025 09:22 AM (G5+As)

280 Guess I stumbled into a car discussion forum this morning.

That's my fault since I mentioned my car is in the shop and I may have to consider a new one at some point.

Wasn't there a saying that the streets of Heaven are protected by the United States Marine Corps?

Which means that my Heavenly Reward includes Fire Watch. I should have gone to the Air Force.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2025 09:22 AM (lXCUP)

281 https://tinyurl.com/3y2p6m8e

===

Lot of PACs.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2025 09:22 AM (g47mK)

282 Are there crayons in Heaven?
Posted by: Bulg


Well, it's Heaven so I assume yes.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 08, 2025 09:22 AM (lXCUP)

283 Thom Tillis is completely bought and paid for DC Swamp crony. Look who the top donors are to his 2026 re-election campaign.

https://tinyurl.com/3y2p6m8e
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 09:19 AM (ke82b)
======================
Appropriately, since we are talking about Tillis, the "National Turkey Federation" is on the list.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 09:23 AM (1Tl5o)

284 As I'm former Navy I have no official comment.
Posted by: WitchDoktor

What'd you do in the Navy, WD?

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:23 AM (77rzZ)

285 >>Tillis also wants to go after J6er again. Why I wonder?


https://tinyurl.com/2s4ccdba

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2025 09:23 AM (ke82b)

286 live boy or a dead girl, as someone once quipped!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2025 09:17 AM (x0n13)

Now as we've learned the two can be one and the same!

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2025 09:23 AM (MNQG6)

287 Fault me for that, if you like, but I don't hold to the idea that some souls are extra-special to the Lord, and others worthless.
====

Right.

Some who watch CNN and the rest watch Jew CNN.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2025 09:23 AM (RIvkX)

288 Daughter got me with that not long ago. Twice because convertible.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
______

Forgot that rule. I understand there was a north/south divide on slug bug vs punch bug.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 08, 2025 09:24 AM (EXfKk)

289 What'd you do in the Navy, WD?
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:23 AM (77rzZ)

TC in a P3 stationed in Sicily chasing down biologicals. 🤣

At least I had a window.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:24 AM (cBhy9)

290 I'm tired of people like Mangione and Tillis sullying the surnames of fine musicians.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:24 AM (77rzZ)

291 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
Feminist activists release pink smoke in protest of the Vatican’s male-only conclave, calling for greater representation of women.

https://tinyurl.com/pfy5pfme
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2025 09:13 AM (NpAcC)

Retaliate by releasing orange smoke. That'll really get their heads spinning.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 08, 2025 09:16 AM (N39Ws)


Bundle them off to the convent.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 09:24 AM (ExV1e)

292 276 Is Lizzo under 200lbs?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - at May 08, 2025 09:20 AM (q43oI)

Not since birth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Sadly, they didn't have the livestreaming video up at the Detroit Zoo back in '88, so only the handful of people there live got to witness the magical moment.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 08, 2025 09:25 AM (JCZqz)

293 TC in a P3 stationed in Sicily chasing down biologicals. 🤣

At least I had a window.
Posted by: WitchDoktor


Cool. I was a CTI. Russian linguist.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:25 AM (77rzZ)

294 happily, it looks like President Boasberg will not get to name the Star Chamber Prosecutor. There are options, it looks like, should Thumb Tillis prevail:

Under the Vacancies Reform Act, the president may designate as acting U.S. attorney an official already holding a Senate-confirmed position. Alternatively, absent a presidential designation, the first assistant U.S. attorney may assume the position. An acting U.S. attorney would be able to serve for up to 210 days.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 09:26 AM (1Tl5o)

295 Cool. I was a CTI. Russian linguist.
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:25 AM (77rzZ)



"Hi. What's your name?"

"F*ck off......"

"Fukov. Really? Are you Russian?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

296 Wasn't there a saying that the streets of Heaven are protected by the United States Marine Corps?
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:18 AM (cBhy9)


It's part of the Marine Corp Hymn. Truth is, though, they mostly guard the Heavenly Crayon Repository.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 09:26 AM (ExV1e)

297 Which means that my Heavenly Reward includes Fire Watch. I should have gone to the Air Force.
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Snort. Me too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 08, 2025 09:26 AM (pZ64F)

298 284 As I'm former Navy I have no official comment.
Posted by: WitchDoktor

What'd you do in the Navy, WD?
Posted by: Bulg

Kiss and tell?!?!? You cad! Now...spill ALL the juicy tea, girlfriend!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 08, 2025 09:27 AM (JCZqz)

299 Cool. I was a CTI. Russian linguist.
Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:25 AM (77rzZ)

Sweet! Had no idea you were a spook.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:27 AM (cBhy9)

300 298 284 As I'm former Navy I have no official comment.
Posted by: WitchDoktor

What'd you do in the Navy, WD?
Posted by: Bulg

Kiss and tell?!?!? You cad! Now...spill ALL the juicy tea, girlfriend!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 08, 2025 09:27 AM (JCZqz)

=====

Buttigieg was Army, wasn't he?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 09:27 AM (GBKbO)

301 Buttigieg was Army, wasn't he?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 09:27 AM (GBKbO)

He liked to dabble.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:28 AM (cBhy9)

302 Some who watch CNN and the rest watch Jew CNN.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2025 09:23 AM (RIvkX)
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Is that one included in the ESPN 8 "the Ocho" subscription package?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 09:28 AM (1Tl5o)

303
Buttigieg was Army, wasn't he?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 08, 2025 09:27 AM (GBKbO)



3rd Battalion Rump Ranger.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

304 297 Air Force takes the best care of its joes. Best chow, too.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 08, 2025 09:29 AM (w+dhY)

305 At least I had a window.
Posted by: WitchDoktor

The highlight of each flight was watching the feathering of the #1 engine.

Posted by: one hour sober at May 08, 2025 09:29 AM (Y1sOo)

306 He liked to dabble.
Posted by: WitchDoktor

Dabbling in watercolors? I never understood that line from Roger Rabbit, when Delores sees Eddie with his pants around his ankles and Jessia Rabbit with him. I always did watercolors with my pants on.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 08, 2025 09:30 AM (JCZqz)

307 Best chow, too.
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The 75th Rangers have the best chow hall throughout DoD. Five Star quality.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 08, 2025 09:30 AM (pZ64F)

308 As for Fetterman... At least the Left crucifies its apostates instead of just giving them whatever they want every single time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2025 09:31 AM (BI5O2)

309 I always did watercolors with my pants on.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 08, 2025 09:30 AM (JCZqz)
=================
thanks for that news...I guess

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 09:31 AM (1Tl5o)

310 Sweet! Had no idea you were a spook.
Posted by: WitchDoktor


Yeah. It was fun.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:31 AM (77rzZ)

311
A
R
T

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

312 A cunning linguist? Tell me more...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 08, 2025 09:32 AM (UbjG+)

313 The 75th Rangers have the best chow hall throughout DoD. Five Star quality.
Posted by: Pudinhead

In the Navy, the best chow is on subs.

Posted by: Bulg at May 08, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

314 The highlight of each flight was watching the feathering of the #1 engine.
Posted by: one hour sober at May 08, 2025 09:29 AM (Y1sOo)

I'm told that there is a preprinted gripe sheet with that issue. Crew just takes one off the stack and hands it in.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:33 AM (jH5TK)

315 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 08, 2025 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

316 309 I always did watercolors with my pants on.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 08, 2025 09:30 AM (JCZqz)



Where's the fun in that?

Posted by: Balthus at May 08, 2025 09:34 AM (G5+As)

317 Last!

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:34 AM (jH5TK)

318 Want to know where their definition of "our precious democracy" comes from? DataRepublican on "X" exposes the source of that use of the term.

https://x.com/DataRepublican/status/1919443205847974007

Posted by: geoffb at May 08, 2025 09:37 AM (r//c2)

319 Last!
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 08, 2025 09:34 AM (jH5TK)

Wanna bet..

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 08, 2025 09:43 AM (2J/Lj)

320 Wonder why more people don't point out the NY Times is owned by a Mexican... and that might mean something.

Posted by: Inogame at May 08, 2025 09:53 AM (53oGX)

321 Keep in mind, it was the STATE of Idaho which banned all non conforming flags.
It is the CITY of Boise that refuses to comply.
Unfortunately, Boise, with the state capitol and the university,
has become the Austin of Idaho.

Posted by: Tbone at May 08, 2025 09:54 AM (R9jOj)

322 Good morning, all, and thank you, J.J.

>Rep. Elise Stefanik R, NY is all over the local news with her grilling of the president of Haverford College regarding campus antisemitism & disciplinary action.

The NY Times' related headline, 11 hours ago: 'Congress Grills College Presidents with an Old Script and New Threats'
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>Trump has announced a major trade deal with UK. Joe and Mike were mild in their reporting.
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>1010 WCSI dot com: 'Boasberg grills DOJ over remarks from Trump and Noem, floats moving migrants to Gitmo...'

Since he's floating it, what's the flaw? Something's up, it must benefit progressives in the future.
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>From above: 'Pennsylvania County Sent Voters Wrong Mail Ballots For May Primary'

This f*cking state.

In part, "Election Systems and Software (ES&S), a Nebraska-based voting machine company that also prints ballots, apologized and took responsibility for the blunder, said Beth Hopkins, director of the Lackawanna Department of Elections and Voter Registration, in a statement."

Back in 2019, it was reported by ProPublica, "The Market for Voting Machines Is Broken. This Company Has Thrived in It.'

Cont'd -

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 10:14 AM (NFX2v)

323 Company Has Thrived in It.' Half the country votes on machines made by ES&S. Many experts and election officials say the manufacturer remains dominant because there’s little government regulation and almost no oversight, by Jessica Huseman Oct. 28, 2019
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How many years has Pennsylvania had ES&S also print county ballots? How many times have there been errors, distribution & shipping problems, etc. since & including 2019?

From the link, above, about Florida & The Federalist:

“Florida was very atypical for six years, and then now it’s just going right back into typical mode, which is more like a Texas or an Indiana or a Georgia, a red legislature that, ‘We’re going to do everything we can to bring Walmart’s tax rate to the lowest level imaginable’ and then do absolutely nothing to combat things that affect the quality of life for the desiccating middle class,” says Anthony Sabatini, a Republican former state representative who is now a county commissioner outside Orlando."

Wow! Apparently, much like PA but we're not going to fret up here 'cause sooner or later, there'll be legal pot (the union push, baby) to go with Medicaid, a state controlled program. Back to Blue!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 10:14 AM (NFX2v)

324 >Click2Houston com: 'Sen. John Fetterman raises alarms with outburst at meeting with union officials, AP sources say'

(Been wondering why the teachers unions have been so quiet for months. But as every progressive group has its assigned areas of responsibility, they're back!)

In part, "The teachers union encounter adds to the questions being raised about Fetterman's mental health and behavior barely three years after he survived a stroke on the 2022 campaign trail that he said almost killed him. That was followed by a bout with depression that landed him in Walter Reed National Military Medical Center for six weeks, barely a month after he was sworn into the Senate.

The scrutiny also comes at a time when Fetterman, now serving third year of his term, is being criticized by many rank-and-file Democrats in his home state for being willing to cooperate with President Donald Trump, amid Democrats' growing alarm over Trump's actions and agenda."

It's wrong, it's cruel. And where's the damn "Decency" Joey & the other US Democratic politicians preach - especially the washed out blonde women's brigade, US Repres. of SE PA & certain US Senators?
--

She was right.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 08, 2025 10:14 AM (NFX2v)

325 As a North Carolinian, I have to ask: Who compromised Tillis... Epstein or Diddy?

Posted by: Cooper Wesley at May 08, 2025 10:15 AM (uXaUY)

326 Re: Idaho.

That was the Boise city council, not the state of Idaho Boise has had a ginormous influx of people fleeing the other places they ruined, like California, as well as a crazy amount of treehuggers and liberal outdoorsy people, all turning Boise Blue. I saw a bumper sticker on a car that made me want to vomit: "Just a blue girl living in a red state." Go home! Boise has gone down the toilet

Posted by: Someone Else at May 08, 2025 10:34 AM (IrqeV)

327 If they don't pick a new pope soon, I believe Judge Boasberg get to pick. Rules are rules.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 08, 2025 10:49 AM (a8zb2)

328 "Maduro and other senior officials were in Russia to attend a parade to mark the 80th anniversary of the victory over Nazi Germany by the Soviet Union and its allies."

Sorry to nitpick, but if the parade was held in Russia, then the purpose of the parade was to commemorate Russia, and some other stuff. I don't think that was US Journalists editorializing on the importance, or lack thereof, of US contributions in WWII.

Posted by: Darin Zimmerman at May 08, 2025 10:58 AM (55jmf)

329 1/2
Let me tell you a story about the GOP protecting grift and profit regardless of the damage to the Republic.

Illinois elected a Republican Senator. But, not one who was the chosen candidate of the GOP party. No, he was an outsider who put together his own primary race, beat the party's man, and then beat the Dem's man in the general election. Once in office and as per long-standing custom, he recommended a new U.S. Attorney for Northern Illinois. But, again, not a man the local GOP and powers-that-be wanted. Not a local attorney who was well connected to the Illinois Combine. No, he brought in a States Attorney from New York who had spent the last few years throwing Mafiosi in jail.

This gentleman, once confirmed by the Senate, found himself in a target-rich environment and proceeded to throw more than 60 Illinois politicians, lobbyists and others in jail for public corruption. His efforts reached all the way to the top, ending up with putting George Ryan, by then ex-Governor of Illinois, in jail.

Posted by: RonF at May 08, 2025 12:38 PM (l8nW6)

330 2/2
The public was thrilled, correctly seeing the elimination of public corruption in high office as a top priority. The Combine, not so much. They couldn't do much about the U.S. Attorney, so they went after the GOP Senator who appointed him. In an election year when the majority in the Senate was at stake, the Illinois GOP put up a candidate against a sitting GOP Senator in the primary, showering their guy with funds and labor while withholding everything from their own actual Senator. Rather than face attacks from his own party and an exhaustion of his own finances, he stood down.

The GOP party man then faced an attack from the Chicago Tribune, who forced open the records from his divorce, which had been sealed. Once it was revealed that one of the reasons for his divorce was that he had taken his wife to a Parisian sex club and paid to watch her get F'd by some stud his goose was cooked, and Illinois lost it's last GOP Senator as the seat switched to Democrat.

How badly did that screw over not just Illinois but the nation? His Democratic opponent was State Senator Barack Obama. But the grift was protected, and that's what mattered to the Illinois State GOP establishmen

Posted by: RonF at May 08, 2025 12:45 PM (l8nW6)

331 The Boisese Communist Party (BCP), officially the Communist Party of Boise (CPB), is the sole ruling party of the Emerging People's Republic of Boise (EPRB)

Posted by: DougT at May 08, 2025 01:18 PM (FGQ01)

332 I wonder which foreign nation owns the most Japanese debt? HMM.... I also wonder what country has the highest Debt to GDP ratio in the industrialized world? Hole cards work both ways.

Posted by: DougT at May 08, 2025 04:57 PM (FGQ01)

Daily Tech News 8 May 2025

Top Story

  • Apple vice president Eddy Cue says you may not need an iPhone ten years from now. (The Verge)

    Not a huge stretch of the imagination, since I don't need an iPhone now and didn't need an iPhone ten years ago.

    On the other hand, possibly not the best message to send about a product that represents half your company's revenue.

    I did buy an iMac ten years ago. Great hardware. Solid operating system. UI sucked.


Tech News



Musical Interlude




Disclaimer: Also dust. Sorry, I've been cleaning.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 04:30 AM (ypFCm)

2 good morning

Posted by: Kwak! at May 08, 2025 04:32 AM (89Sog)

3 I had a dream that Kangaroos where living here in the wild down by the river.

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 04:37 AM (ypFCm)

4 w00t

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 04:38 AM (CQE5S)

5 Pope-vote in an hour!

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 04:38 AM (CQE5S)

6 Not a model for payments for AI services, but a model for payments using AI services.


-

Speaking of, I'm pretty sure I had an AI chatbot in the human chat the other day. I initiated chat at noon and a warning popped up telling me they were extremely busy and it would be over 20 minutes until I could chat with anyone, and they could call me back if I'd like. I chose the "No, I'll wait" option and was IMMEDIATELY connected to chat. I mean immediately. From the moment I clicked "I'll wait" it went straight into "Rajid has entered the chat, Rajid is typing"

It seemed even more conversationally off than Universal Rajid normally seems, and would use an ellipses here and there in bizarre places. It finally gave me an unmonitored email address to Amazon customer service (and IIRC the email address on the website says it's unmonitored) where I could contact customer service for more customer service.

Yes, it could've been a human Rajid, but I really think they are putting chatbots in as humans now when they're backed up.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 04:39 AM (q43oI)

7 The 133 electing cardinals attended Mass this morning before returning to deliberations, with a vote expected around 10:30 local time (09:30 BST), followed by another at 12:00 (11:00 BST) (BBC)

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 04:41 AM (CQE5S)

8 Pope-vote ten minutes ago! Sorry. Watching for smoke.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 04:41 AM (CQE5S)

9 BBC

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cn4we7prv4rt

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 04:42 AM (CQE5S)

10 G'morning, all!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 08, 2025 04:42 AM (a1415)

11 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 08, 2025 04:42 AM (sAmhv)

12 On Wednesday evening, black smoke rose from the Sistine Chapel chimney, signalling that they had not reached a decision ... We'll only see smoke in this morning's first vote if a new pope is chosen - watch the chimney live at the top of the page(BBC)

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 04:43 AM (CQE5S)

13 Hey Horde, I took a very ill timed nap and I will likely not fall asleep for a while. Such a very odd thing to be nursing a scotch at this hour.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 08, 2025 04:46 AM (0nHVk)

14 I hope you're all well and better, Pixy!

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 04:47 AM (CQE5S)

15 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at May 08, 2025 04:47 AM (dg+HA)

16 3 I had a dream that Kangaroos where living here in the wild down by the river.
Posted by: Skip



Pennsylvania Kangaroos are found along the banks of the Delaware and Susquehanna.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 08, 2025 04:47 AM (sAmhv)

17 15 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering



Kangaroos kicked it to pieces. Grumpy sorts.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 08, 2025 04:50 AM (sAmhv)

18 The first ballot will be at 10:30 (09:30 BST), followed by another at 12:00 (11:00 BST).
The cardinals will have lunch, followed by two more votes at approximately 17:30 (16:30 BST) and 19:00 (18:00 BST).
There isn't always smoke for each of the four votes ... On the first votes in the morning and afternoon, there's only white smoke if a new pope is chosen. Otherwise, there is just two lots of smoke - at the end of the morning, and end of the evening session. (BBC)

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 04:50 AM (CQE5S)

19 G'mornin all y'all
Recollect father Guido Sarduci...finda the pope in a da pizza !
When SNL was actually funny

Posted by: OkJohn at May 08, 2025 04:55 AM (NC/it)

20 Good morning, good people, from my beloved Adirondacks, an integral part of the most exceptional country on the planet. Something I'm eternally grateful to experience. May the results of your efforts be of enormous benefit to you and yours accompanied by grievous heartburn on the part of the leftwit fungi who infest our world.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at May 08, 2025 05:02 AM (hKoQL)

21 Really, in the information age one bystander would think a email would be faster than working up smoke messages

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 05:03 AM (ypFCm)

22 They have to burn the ballots, anyway, so it's a twofer.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 05:04 AM (CQE5S)

23 Recollect father Guido Sarduci...finda the pope in a da pizza !

Posted by: OkJohn at May 08, 2025 04:55 AM (NC/it)
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That would be Pope Pie Us the XIII.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 08, 2025 05:06 AM (D49EQ)

24 Is Mr. Cue all on board with people wearing googles, having digital chips or tattoos as apparently Gates, Zuckerberg and Musk are, (?) because I don't want to live in the "Brave New World that those titans of technology envision,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 05:08 AM (42Vb+)

25 m - after that last Pope, who would want to own up that vote?

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 05:10 AM (ypFCm)

26 VE Day.

Posted by: 13times at May 08, 2025 05:10 AM (zXoXa)

27 Just my luck.

I quit drinking and someone declares it's an Open Bar.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 08, 2025 05:11 AM (ZmEVT)

28 VE Day.

Posted by: 13times at May 08, 2025 05:10 AM (zXoXa)
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Have you seen Europe lately?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 08, 2025 05:12 AM (D49EQ)

29 Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON*
@EsotericCD
5h
A touching thing to notice: There are basically ZERO fighting-age men visible in any of these reels. They were off doing their duty.

Bobbie
@bo66ie29
10h
This beautiful remastered footage was captured by an off duty policeman on 8th May 1945 after Churchill officially declared Victory in Europe. 🇬🇧

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 05:14 AM (CQE5S)

30 Christian devotional- " Our Daily Bread " Deeply rooted in Christ- Ephesians 3:24-21

https://tinyurl.com/bd2bpuv6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 05:14 AM (W7GAF)

31 VE Day!

Equidistant in time from today and the End of the American Civil War.

80 years.

We won the war and lost the peace.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 08, 2025 05:15 AM (ZmEVT)

32 KLee
@LeeKurtiss
10h
Replying to @bo66ie29
Do you know what city this is?

Bobbie
@bo66ie29
10h
Gateshead.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 05:15 AM (CQE5S)

33 @17/Puddleglum: "...Grumpy sorts."

But only when the chaos gets too much to deal with.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 08, 2025 05:17 AM (O7YUW)

34 On 8 May 1945 at exactly 15:00 BST, Sir Winston Churchill took to the radio waves to announce Nazi Germany's surrender. The date is known as VE Day, or Victory in Europe Day, and this year marks 80 years since the announcement. (BBC)

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 05:18 AM (CQE5S)

35 And this woman writing on spiritual posture
And Ephesians 3:15-21, Psalm 118:1-8 sounds like a nice, thoughtful person of faith:

https://tinyurl.com/6km3uupn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 05:19 AM (W7GAF)

36 Have you seen Europe lately?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 08, 2025 05:12 AM (D49EQ)

I'm in Paris and heard some fireworks late last night, and definitely some singing. And since it wasn't in Arabic I am assuming it was to celebrate VE Day!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at May 08, 2025 05:20 AM (L5An7)

37 The date is known as VE Day, or Victory in Europe Day, and this year marks 80 years since the announcement. (BBC)

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 05:18 AM (CQE5S)

And where was the original surrender signed?

[It is a little-known fact...]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at May 08, 2025 05:21 AM (L5An7)

38 Yesterday morning I thought I saw at first was a large insect nest some Columbine flowers. It turned out to be a blessing. I know that people who have birdhouses may see hummingbirds all the time, but I don't . What a blessing! I'm trying to keep "book of blessings" which I write in everyday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 05:22 AM (W7GAF)

39 Want to get the latest papal selection news?
Download the SmokeSignal app today!

Posted by: The Google Play Store at May 08, 2025 05:22 AM (dg+HA)

40 Have a great day horde, I'm out

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 05:23 AM (ypFCm)

41 37 The date is known as VE Day, or Victory in Europe Day, and this year marks 80 years since the announcement. (BBC)

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 05:18 AM (CQE5S)

And where was the original surrender signed?

[It is a little-known fact...]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at May 08, 2025 05:21 AM (L5An7)

I don't know.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 05:23 AM (CQE5S)

42 I won't google it. Other Morons will know!

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 05:25 AM (CQE5S)

43 I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: Appomattox at May 08, 2025 05:26 AM (dg+HA)

44 I'm thinking "Chancellery" but I'm making that up.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 05:27 AM (CQE5S)

45 And where was the original surrender signed?
........................
Cleveland!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 08, 2025 05:27 AM (sAmhv)

46 And where was the original surrender signed?

[It is a little-known fact...]

IIRC It was Reims, in France, the location of SHAEF/SHAPE HQ

Posted by: Kwak! at May 08, 2025 05:29 AM (89Sog)

47 Nuremberg?

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 05:31 AM (CQE5S)

48 Some of our wonderful school bus drivers may not or are not driving a school bus at age 80, but this woman is. "Faithpot" site:

https://tinyurl.com/27cpkfxe

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 05:32 AM (W7GAF)

49 My daddy was in Southampton 10 May 45. He would be 100 years old now!

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 05:32 AM (CQE5S)

50 It was on that ship. In that harbor. With the guy wearing the top hat.

Posted by: In black and white at May 08, 2025 05:33 AM (dg+HA)

51 Nuremberg was pretty much a pile of rubble. Maybe Reims was also pretty much a pile of rubble?

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 05:34 AM (CQE5S)

52 If memory serves me correctly, Germany surrendered to the Allies on May 7th in Reims minus the Soviets cuz they were pitching a fit. This required a second surrender be executed on May 8th in Berlin. Did I win free art or something?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at May 08, 2025 05:35 AM (amnH6)

53 It was on that ship. In that harbor. With the guy wearing the top hat.
Posted by: In black and white at May 08, 2025 05:33 AM (dg+HA)

That was the Japanese surrender aboard the USS Misouri? Jap dignitarys wore suits and those top hats.

Posted by: Kwak! at May 08, 2025 05:35 AM (89Sog)

54 I think it was signed in an army tent somewhere near the Elbe.

I could cheat and do a search, but why?

Posted by: 13times at May 08, 2025 05:37 AM (TssVs)

55 There are gonna be people online all day long exclaiming that Churchill was evil.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 05:37 AM (CQE5S)

56 I'm not fond of the JetBrains UI, but that's probably just me.

[Nerd crap follows. Most of humanity will not give a shit about said crap.]

I use IntelliJ for certain Grails 2.x projects simply because it's the only IDE that can get close to handling that insanity. My go-to IDE for Java is NetBeans and I tend to use Emacs for anything else (such as Python development). PyCharm isn't horrible, but I never think of using it for Python work at the start.

I do run Slackware for my local linux environments, which Pixy might find amusing.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 08, 2025 05:37 AM (U2/SX)

57 *That was the Japanese surrender aboard the USS Misouri? Jap dignitarys wore suits and those top hats.*

Except me. I ain't wearing no *$?!*# top hat!

Posted by: General Patton at May 08, 2025 05:37 AM (dg+HA)

58 Posted by: Kwak! at May 08, 2025 05:29 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at May 08, 2025 05:35 AM (amnH6)

I beat you by 6 minutes but I also understand that I'm not an approved commenter.

Have a day!

Posted by: Kwak! at May 08, 2025 05:38 AM (89Sog)

59 Able I was ere I saw Elba?

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 05:38 AM (CQE5S)

60 They have some great macaroni there.

Posted by: Pasta nerd at May 08, 2025 05:40 AM (dg+HA)

61 That would be Pope Pie Us the XIII.

That was very funny. Thanks!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 05:43 AM (42Vb+)

62 I'm surprised we don't have a little jingle or popular song that tweaks our memory on these things.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 05:43 AM (CQE5S)

63 38- -"Turned out to be a ' hummingbird'"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 05:44 AM (42Vb+)

64 @48/FenelonSpoke: Thanks for that. We have someone like that at our company (even older than the lady in the article.) He's very kind and the kids absolutely love the guy.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 08, 2025 05:45 AM (O7YUW)

65 I am off to sleep again, set my alarm for 2 hrs. and 15 minutes, that will be sufficient rest I hope. Have a good day, Horde. Just retrieved the morning paper from the back stairs.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 08, 2025 05:48 AM (0nHVk)

66 There are gonna be people online all day long exclaiming that Churchill was evil.

He was ... Churchill. Pretty much the same as every other Brit in high places before him. Worried about England first. Didn't mind doing shit like leasing 99 destroyers just to get the Americans interested in his war. Rattling the High Command to get the BEF off Dunkirk partly because 300K boys, but also because he knew if he lost them the UK was no longer a world power.

The biggest reflection on Churchill was that the Brits loved him ... then got rid of him at the first opportunity. Same as FDR. Except Churchill could walk.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 05:49 AM (bjDre)

67 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 08, 2025 05:45 AM (O7YUW)

That's wonderful . As long as folks are of sound mind, can see and hear ok and their reflexes are alright, I think it's great! They make some money and have some fun being with young kids. Spouse got two appreciation cards from kids yesterday. One had $10.00 and the other had a Dunkin Donut card . One card said "Your ( that word spelled that way throughout the best bus driver I've ever met. Your ( spelled that way so nice, You drive safe . Your the best."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 05:53 AM (+WdXk)

68 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2025 05:53 AM (/Ghsb)

69 66: FDR died before anybody could get rid of him.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 08, 2025 05:53 AM (sAmhv)

70 FDR died before anybody could get rid of him.

And yet those that lived still felt the need to pass a Constitutional Amendment making sure nobody could every accrue as much political power as him ever again.

So, of course, we have statues and school namings and such for the tyrant.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 05:55 AM (bjDre)

71 When I hit (Jump to bottom of page), it takes me to a page full of ads.

FYI

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 08, 2025 05:55 AM (sAmhv)

72 And another blessing yesterday at 7:00 in the morning was a large, tall man delivering items to a restaurant. He was saying to the restaurant worker or owner "Good morning! I love you. I love everybody!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 05:55 AM (6f8Ov)

73 Evening and morning to all the AoSHQ stations and satellites across the system! How are things on Titan and Europa tonight?

I "inherited" (sorta) my iMac, and now that I've set it up the way I like, it's great to use. Probably some more memory (it can take 8GB more on top of its current would be useful, and I've ordered the wireless full-size keyboard I was asking about yesterday. But the user interface is fine, just different from the Windows experience.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 05:58 AM (omVj0)

74 BEF
abbreviation
British Expeditionary Force.

A British force made available by the army reform of 1908 for service overseas against foreign countries. Such forces were sent to France at the outbreak of both world wars.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 05:58 AM (CQE5S)

75 More black smoke from the Vatican.

The more they blow black smoke, the less likely Pope Communist was able to put enough cronies in place to keep the party going.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 05:59 AM (bjDre)

76 I posted this last night. "Hard fought hallelujah "

https://tinyurl.com/3vnc2zv6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2025 06:00 AM (6f8Ov)

77 'Tis pretty cool for here in May, 71 F., high humidity. We're due for some more periods of rain; I need to check the radar to see if I have a long enough window to go work out without getting drenched.

The Killer Kittenz From Outer Space are well. The flea problem seems to have diminished, and the little flea-bite crusts on the cats' skin are fewer than they were.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:01 AM (omVj0)

78 A British force made available by the army reform of 1908 for service overseas against foreign countries. Such forces were sent to France at the outbreak of both world wars.

I doubt anyone thought I was referring to the Belgians. But thanks for the clarification ?

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:02 AM (bjDre)

79 Seagulls flapping away from the roof of the Sistine Chapel are like "wut."

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 06:02 AM (CQE5S)

80 78 A British force made available by the army reform of 1908 for service overseas against foreign countries. Such forces were sent to France at the outbreak of both world wars.

I doubt anyone thought I was referring to the Belgians. But thanks for the clarification ?
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:02 AM (bjDre)

I didn't know off the top of my head what BEF stood for so I looked it up and popped it into a comment box.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 06:03 AM (CQE5S)

81 IMHO, the Cardinals want unity. A middle of the road moderate is my prediction.

The Jesuits, of course, are worried the cardinals might elect, you know, a Catholic.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 08, 2025 06:04 AM (ZmEVT)

82 The next vote will take place at approximately 17:30 (16:30 BST) (BBC)

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 06:04 AM (CQE5S)

83 I didn't know off the top of my head what BEF stood for so I looked it up and popped it into a comment box.

No shit ? OK - now I'm intrigued. Have you ever watched movies like A Bridge Too Far, or Force Ten from Navarone, or The Longest Day ? Or played PC games like Hearts of Iron ?

I get why Boomers get off on knowing trivia about MLB and such. But knowing who the BEF where was just one of those things I thought everybody my age knew.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:07 AM (bjDre)

84 BoronCobbie puts little suggestions for daily living and the relations between the sexes into the end of his nic so I'm doing that ( not about relations between the sexes) just for today

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 06:08 AM (rwZUy)

85 We lost power for six hours yesterday following the explosive burst of thunderstorms around 9:15 a.m. Apparently there are people in town and in the 'burbs still without power. This reminds me that when I have my house, a gas generator for emergency power is going to be a necessity. Those whole-house generators I see advertised on TV sound great, but I have a feeling they cost as much as a small used car *used* to cost.

Plus I need a cooler or ice chest. If the outage had gone on for a long time, all the frozen foods would have melted and spoiled without ice. And I need to pour some brewed coffee into a container and keep it in the fridge for emergency caffeine rations!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:08 AM (omVj0)

86 What percentage of the cardinals need to agree, at this point, for someone to be elected?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 06:09 AM (ExV1e)

87 "I doubt anyone thought I was referring to the Belgians. But thanks for the clarification ?"

Wait, BEF doesn't mean Butt Eating Friends?

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 08, 2025 06:10 AM (U2/SX)

88 BoronCobbie puts little suggestions for daily living and the relations between the sexes into the end of his nic so I'm doing that ( not about relations between the sexes) just for today
Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025


***
Heinlein's Lazarus Long had good advice: "Always tell her she is beautiful, even if she is not." "Make sure she has her own desk -- then keep your hands off of it." (There was a third, but now I can't recall it.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:11 AM (omVj0)

89 If the cardinals don't come to a decision within three days, they have to take a day off ( Saturday ) to pray and meditate. This is what I learned from reading an article yesterday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 06:12 AM (rwZUy)

90 Heinlein's Lazarus Long had good advice: "Always tell her she is beautiful, even if she is not." "Make sure she has her own desk -- then keep your hands off of it." (There was a third, but now I can't recall it.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:11 AM (omVj0)


Keep her away from social media. (that's from the updated version)

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 06:12 AM (ExV1e)

91 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:11 AM (omVj0

I like those!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 06:13 AM (rwZUy)

92 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 08, 2025 06:13 AM (hoCmQ)

93 Genuine Compliment Number One - I've worked around stubborn asses from Japan all day. To whomever didn't get in my way, for whatever reason, thus keeping me from fixing in fifteen minutes what an entire circle of men equal in inches shorter than me ... thank you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Whomever you are.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:14 AM (bjDre)

94 Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:14 AM (bjDre)

You're supposed to tell the actual person, "Eddie" and probably in a somewhat less direct way than that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 06:16 AM (rwZUy)

95 Here's an example: Women with men: "I like your tie. I like to see men dressed up."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 06:17 AM (rwZUy)

96 Heinlein's Lazarus Long had good advice: "Always tell her she is beautiful, even if she is not." "Make sure she has her own desk -- then keep your hands off of it." (There was a third, but now I can't recall it.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:11 AM (omVj0)


BTW, here is the complete set:

https://tinyurl.com/2hsj7tm9+

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 06:18 AM (ExV1e)

97 The third and fourth of Lazarus's ingredients for a hapy marriage:

"Budget the luxuries first!"

And "In a family argument, if it turns out you are right -- apologize at once!"

There's also "Rub her feet."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:19 AM (omVj0)

98 Genuine Compliment Number Two - Husqvarna. Thank you for delivering a lawn mower to my home. You kept that non-cash crop I nominally call "grass" from engulfing those still in residence from being choked alive since I was not there to solve everything.

Please don't deliver one of your wonderful chainsaws.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:19 AM (bjDre)

99
Europe has announced plans to spend $500 million over three years to make the continent a "magnet for scientists".

$500 million over three years? Give the Euros one white chip.

The stultifying nature of European academia with its "Herr Professor Doktor" hierarchy of faculty and bureaucracy for the sake of bureaucracy has historically driven scientists out of Europe to the US. I sense nothing will be done about those rice bowls.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 06:19 AM (QnmlO)

100 86 What percentage of the cardinals need to agree, at this point, for someone to be elected?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 06:09 AM (ExV1e)

89/133 = 0.67

- all aged under 80 - are shut away in the Vatican until a candidate
gets the support of 89 cardinals (BBC)

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 06:19 AM (CQE5S)

101 Yeah, well, I've done all of those things in my two marriages, and look where I am today.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:21 AM (omVj0)

102 "Always rub her feet" is the one I remember ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2025 06:21 AM (/Ghsb)

103 Anyway! Time to change, stretch, and work out. It'll be raining tomorrow and Saturday, so I need to get my third weekly session in.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:22 AM (omVj0)

104
Keep her away from social media. (that's from the updated version)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 06:12 AM (ExV1e)


One of the things that eventually drove me to delete my FB account. The political hysteria that was taking it over was largely driven by women. Add to that AI-generated garbage, the 50-Cent Army and general anti-Americanism.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 06:22 AM (QnmlO)

105 Genuine Compliment Number Three ... and this is a tie. Lawsons - which is like a classy 7-11 in Japan. And Sapporo, who makes a pretty good pale lager here.

Thank you Lawson's for stocking excellent Sapporo. And thank you to the Japanese Train System for allowing me to crack open the first one after a 1.5 mile walk to the station.

Namaste. Or something. I know absolutely nothing of the language here.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:24 AM (bjDre)

106 If they burnt the old pope, what color smoke would he give off?

Posted by: TC at May 08, 2025 06:26 AM (r4IU7)

107 If they burnt the old pope, what color smoke would he give off?

Either red ... or a rainbow.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:26 AM (bjDre)

108
I don't go near Her Majesty's desk myself. Nor do I go into her study if I can avoid it. I'm a big guy and she's quite petite and I can't even move among all the clutter.

Contrariwise, she rarely comes upstairs to the Command Center, which is spacious, neat and organized.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 06:27 AM (QnmlO)

109 I deleted my FB account after I saw the documentary "Social Dilemma"

Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 08, 2025 06:27 AM (ZmEVT)

110 106 If they burnt the old pope, what color smoke would he give off?
Posted by: TC at May 08, 2025 06:26 AM (r4IU7)

pople

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 06:27 AM (CQE5S)

111 Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:24 AM (bjDre)

It's supposed to be to an actual person, not a company. I assume you were good at genuine compliments, Eddie, or "Mrs. "Eddie" wouldn't have married you . Do something really radical and break them out even if you're irritated with her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 06:27 AM (yf/Oo)

112 If they burnt the old pope, what color smoke would he give off?

Rainbow.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 08, 2025 06:28 AM (ZmEVT)

113 Good morning morons

Is Lahore burning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2025 06:28 AM (RIvkX)

114 Thank you Lawson's for stocking excellent Sapporo. And thank you to the Japanese Train System for allowing me to crack open the first one after a 1.5 mile walk to the station.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:24 AM (bjDre)

The best thing we ever did was get Lawson off the force. He was costing us money with his crazy explanations of crimes. The city paid out millions in settlements. Good luck on the store, though.

Posted by: Tiny at May 08, 2025 06:29 AM (0eaVi)

115 One of the things that eventually drove me to delete my FB account. The political hysteria that was taking it over was largely driven by women. Add to that AI-generated garbage, the 50-Cent Army and general anti-Americanism.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 06:22 AM (QnmlO)


I was thinking more of the (seeming) tendency among some modern women tp become unhappy with their lives due to fixating on Instagram and the like. Add in the attention they can get from other men and it can warp people. Not all, certainly, but it's not worth the risk IMO.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 06:30 AM (ExV1e)

116 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2025 06:21 AM (omVj0)

From what you've described one wife at least had mental health issues, so that was beyond your control . And Miss Linda still puts up with you. J/k

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 06:30 AM (yf/Oo)

117
Then there's LinkedIn, which is turning into political hysteria, bragging go-getters, general anti-Americanism and garbage generated about AI.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 06:32 AM (QnmlO)

118 It takes so long because a conclave is unwieldy, inefficient. Should use that large squirrel who predicts the weather each year. He knows what time it is.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 08, 2025 06:32 AM (guCHD)

119 Genuine Compliment Number Four - Apple. Because they have the thing on the iPhone where you can do the World Clock and solve really complex problems like "I'm in the Eastern Time Zone but Fast Eddie is somewhere in Japan and should I go ahead and ask him what to do before I say fuck it and do what I want to do anyway ?".

And also the Airplane Mode. Which I'll be engaging in about two hours, to ignore all those that can't seem to grasp the entire World Clock thing.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:33 AM (bjDre)

120 I just want to say that the browser extension blocktube is awesome. Now I can configure youtube to be the way I want rather than the way they want (to a greater extent).

For example... no generated playlists, no endlessly recommending videos I've already watched, theoretically - no recommended shorts.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 06:33 AM (ExV1e)

121
It takes so long because a conclave is unwieldy, inefficient. Should use that large squirrel who predicts the weather each year. He knows what time it is.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 08, 2025 06:32 AM (guCHD)


To be sure, it is both faster and more honest than an election in California.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 06:34 AM (QnmlO)

122 Genuine Compliment Number Five ... to all my shit back home. Because none of it is in New Jersey. Thank my shit.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:36 AM (bjDre)

123 Then there's LinkedIn, which is turning into political hysteria, bragging go-getters, general anti-Americanism and garbage generated about AI.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 06:32 AM (QnmlO)


Sadly, I am linked to my BIL - who spent his entire adult life in the service of the MIC - who I thought was a reasonable person but who has decided to let the world know that he's a statist freak who thinks the little people should just do as they're told and fund the endless wars of choice that the upper officers, who never get wounded or killed in them, desire.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 06:36 AM (ExV1e)

124 As re the press reports on the arrests yesterday of the hamassholes that took over a building at Columbia, note FNC headline saying "anti-Israel" while every other outlet saying "pro-palestinian"

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 08, 2025 06:37 AM (KiBMU)

125 Sadly, I am linked to my BIL - who spent his entire adult life in the service of the MIC - who I thought was a reasonable person but who has decided to let the world know that he's a statist freak who thinks the little people should just do as they're told and fund the endless wars of choice that the upper officers, who never get wounded or killed in them, desire.

Take your shots. And make sure your kids sign up for the draft.

Honestly ... your BIL would fit in fine here with some.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:38 AM (bjDre)

126 Thank my shit.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:36 AM (bjDre)


Weird ritual. I normally just flush.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 06:38 AM (ExV1e)

127 I wonder how the Cardinals would feel if a couple million migrants pushed their way into the Vatican and demanded a vote in the conclave. Tha's analogous to our own situation, and the church says we should accept these "new Americans", and so should they.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 06:39 AM (Hp8bi)

128 Weird ritual. I normally just flush.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 06:38 AM (ExV1e)


I've been to New Jersey. I get the confusion.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:40 AM (bjDre)

129 Honestly ... your BIL would fit in fine here with some.
Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:38 AM (bjDre)


In his case, I'm sure it's all about fighting the red horde - not China, the historical red horde - to the last Ukrainian for glory and riches... but mostly riches.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 06:40 AM (ExV1e)

130 Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:33 AM (bjDre)

You evidently need a refresher course in giving genuine compliments to real people , Eddie 😉, so here are two: " You're very smart man" "You work hard."

Have a blessed day, everyone and remember: You are a blessing to others. I am now going away to add to my blessings book.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 06:41 AM (42Vb+)

131 n his case, I'm sure it's all about fighting the red horde - not China, the historical red horde - to the last Ukrainian for glory and riches... but mostly riches.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 08, 2025 06:40 AM (ExV1e)


My Boomer Dad - who did one stint in the National Guard to dodge 'Nam - is a virulent Post Cold War Hates Putin Boomer.

Why ? Man, I really don't know - other than that is absolutely part of his identity. And he's pretty typical of his generation.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:43 AM (bjDre)

132 Here's an example: Women with men: "I like your tie. I like to see men dressed up."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today)

-

Which introduces an interesting point.

Should a man say something similar to a woman? If said to a woman he knows, should he assume her emotional state / response from hearing such a statement regarding her daily dressing habits? Is it received as a compliment?

If said to a woman he doesn't know, how would one expect having a strange man saying "I like to see ladies dressed up" to be received by her?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 08, 2025 06:43 AM (ES0Ym)

133 Pixy Misa

That song was in the great and very romantic Australian movie Strictly Ballroom.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 06:43 AM (u82oZ)

134 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 06:44 AM (u82oZ)

135 FWIW unless there's an obvious age / looks gap (and even then not necessarily), if a woman says that kind of thing to a man the man will almost always assume it's flirting. Old, young, doesn't matter. It's how men work.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 08, 2025 06:44 AM (ES0Ym)

136 Here's an example: Women with men: "I like your tie. I like to see men dressed up."

I like your tits. Wear lower cut blouses. Thank you.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:46 AM (bjDre)

137
Women with men: "I like your tie. I like to see men dressed up."

Something like that is beyond the ken of my imagination. Even from Her Majesty, who is, on the whole, most sparing with compliments.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 06:48 AM (QnmlO)

138 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

I recommend Strictly Ballroom to you and your turtledove.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 06:50 AM (u82oZ)

139 Fast Eddie Felson

HR will find you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 06:50 AM (u82oZ)

140 The last conclave, which elected Francis in 2013, lasted two days and involved five ballots.
In 2005, when Pope Benedict XVI was chosen by the assembled cardinals, the process also lasted two days and took four ballots in total, while the conclave to elect John Paul II in 1978 took three days and eight ballots. (BBC)

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 06:51 AM (CQE5S)

141 It's been discussed here before, but the majority of men will remember compliments from attractive women they don't know for DECADES later because they're so rare.

Part of the reason I don't think women understand the compliment thing is because they receive them constantly and from all angles. For men I suspect the reason they're rare is because women-to-men mean something very, very specific socially/sexually. I don't think women refuse to compliment men because they're selfish or mean. I think most understand that there are social understandings that come along with those statements and unless you're related or have some knowledge or history with the person it's a signal similar to flirtatious touching or brushing against an arm.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 08, 2025 06:51 AM (ES0Ym)

142 FWIW unless there's an obvious age / looks gap (and even then not necessarily), if a woman says that kind of thing to a man the man will almost always assume it's flirting. Old, young, doesn't matter. It's how men work.

I don't give a shit if they are 70s - and I'm in my 50s. If they just talk, and aren't bitching, it gives me pause.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:52 AM (bjDre)

143 Fast Eddie Felson

For best results, do not mention her appearance at all, Praise her poise, quick wit, or solid deportment instead.

Warren Beatty and his approach is a sound one. Study it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 06:52 AM (u82oZ)

144 HR will find you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 06:50 AM (u82oZ)


Luckily - I'm an LLC of one. I hate my boss.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:53 AM (bjDre)

145 For best results, do not mention her appearance at all, Praise her poise, quick wit, or solid deportment instead.

For a woman, you are not pissing me off or demanding I fix something. I am intrigued. Shall we meet for a non-committal drink that I purchase ?

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:55 AM (bjDre)

146 Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's

-

Also so it's very clear:

This is not a suggestion for daily living and/or relations between the sexes. This is a polite but chiding observation.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 08, 2025 06:56 AM (ES0Ym)

147 Fast Eddie Felson

The woman who goes for a drink after that is gonna be a problem. Do you have an answer when she asks you how much you make?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 06:57 AM (u82oZ)

148 The woman who goes for a drink after that is gonna be a problem. Do you have an answer when she asks you how much you make?

The easy out is steer the conversation toward sexual prowess. Let them let themselves off easy.

Look ... they're all problems.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 06:59 AM (bjDre)

149 The Harry Truman just lost another F/A 18 overboard yesterday, the third one of the deployment.

Does the Navy still know how to use aircraft carriers?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 07:01 AM (Qfh/H)

150 The woman who goes for a drink after that is gonna be a problem. Do you have an answer when she asks you how much you make?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

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That the two arguably most important things to women in a dating/marriage scenario (height and income) aren't in men's top ten should be taught in schools each year using grade-level appropriate instruction for the students.

And there should be a one sentence true-false test required to graduate from both high school and college.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 08, 2025 07:05 AM (ES0Ym)

151 Nice, from the ONT:

charlie
@chunkbardey
slept very poorly last night. and to make matters worse, as a weird coincidence everyone was being
annoying today

Posted by: m at May 08, 2025 07:05 AM (CQE5S)

152

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 08, 2025 07:05 AM (5hfjS)

153 132 Here's an example: Women with men: "I like your tie. I like to see men dressed up."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today)

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Which introduces an interesting point.

Should a man say something similar to a woman? If said to a woman he knows, should he assume her emotional state / response from hearing such a statement regarding her daily dressing habits? Is it received as a compliment?

If said to a woman he doesn't know, how would one expect having a strange man saying "I like to see ladies dressed up" to be received by her?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 08, 2025 06:43 AM (ES0Ym)

Modern workplace rules have made this unthinkable, really going either way, at least in any large corporate-style workplace. A lot of very normal, innocuous interactions are risky.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 08, 2025 07:06 AM (guCHD)

154 Huck Follywood

Sorta. Every once in a while a ship has a series of bad events. Morale drops as it becomes known as a bad luck ship. Takes good leadership to overcome that.

An alternative answer is there are extraordinary demands placed on the ship, the crew, and the planes.

Truman has been in combat for it's entire time in the Red Sea, This is a much longer time for the Navy than anything since Vietnam. It is even more intense because of the Houtsi attacks on the carrier and it's escorts. This would go back to WWII for similar action.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 07:08 AM (u82oZ)

155
Modern workplace rules have made this unthinkable, really going either way, at least in any large corporate-style workplace. A lot of very normal, innocuous interactions are risky.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 08, 2025 07:06 AM (guCHD)


If you're not talking business with your co-workers, you have no business talking.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2025 07:08 AM (QnmlO)

156 Hillary Clinton

Botox wearing off?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 07:08 AM (u82oZ)

157 Modern workplace rules have made this unthinkable, really going either way, at least in any large corporate-style workplace. A lot of very normal, innocuous interactions are risky.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

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Yep. I was thinking about it with someone you know and possibly could say it to. Imagine how it would be received.

"I like it when you wear dresses" is what you say.

"I think you dress like a slob" is what is heard on a good day, and then it's not a good day after that. Imagine saying it during down time.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 08, 2025 07:10 AM (ES0Ym)

158 Have a great day, everyone.

May there be a Spring in your step.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 07:10 AM (u82oZ)

159 Morning peeps.

The only compliment (not from my wife) I've received was about 4 years ago when I was undergoing a cardiac stress test and the attending nurse, after asking my age, said "you look pretty good for __ years old."

Probably because I wasn't pasty white, near death and smelly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2025 07:11 AM (Q4IgG)

160 That the two arguably most important things to women in a dating/marriage scenario (height and income) aren't in men's top ten should be taught in schools each year using grade-level appropriate instruction for the students.

The only good thing about going to high school in the 80s. You saw the pretty girls climb the social circles as much as they could, to attract the most popular boys. Good thing high schools gave jackets and such to the ball players ... just to make sure the prettiest girls knew who to fuck first.

I enjoy chaos. I especially enjoy the chaos of that system now, thirty years later.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felson at May 08, 2025 07:11 AM (bjDre)

161 A flip phone ought to be enough for anybody!

(rubs his erect nipples with honey until the maid comes in, shakes her head and leaves before things get too wild.)

Yeah! Oh Yeah!

Posted by: Bill Gates, Owner Of Fat Man Boobs And Tech Weirdo at May 08, 2025 07:14 AM (imQ+3)

162 I gave Webstorm a whirl, its native support for setting up react, vite and other web dev projects is pretty good and it’s vim motion extension is certainly better than vs code, but at the end of the Vim is my ide of choice.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2025 07:16 AM (XV/Pl)

163 Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 08, 2025 07:08 AM (u82oZ)
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Thanks for the explanation.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 07:23 AM (d6sK7)

164 Just getting this in the name field

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - You're prettier when you dress feminine. Men like to see ladies dressed up. at May 08, 2025 07:23 AM (ES0Ym)

165 Slight change to be more complimentary

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - You're pretty when you dress feminine. Men like to see ladies dressed up. at May 08, 2025 07:24 AM (ES0Ym)

166
JJ
SEF
TON

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2025 07:26 AM (gbOdA)

167 Well well well

"A migrant deported from the United States is the suspected terrorist behind the bombing plot at a Lady Gaga concert in Brazil."

mornin yall

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2025 07:27 AM (vFG9F)

168 Skip, old one from schooldays.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Posted by: Ciampino - no woolly beavers at May 08, 2025 07:31 AM (sPQoU)

169 Nood

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at May 08, 2025 07:32 AM (VJc7E)

170 "Have you ever watched movies like A Bridge Too Far, or Force Ten from Navarone, or The Longest Day ?"

When someone mentions BEF, my first thought is the WW1 group of brits that fought against the Germans in that war, my second thought is the Butt Eating Friends mentioned in a prior post, and my last thought are the WW2 group of brits that fought the against the Germans in 1940.

I don't connect the BEF with the British forces that landed on D-day and fought the Germans until 1945, but that very well could be a blind spot on my part.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 08, 2025 07:33 AM (U2/SX)

171 The BEF was what Dunkirk was all about, trying to get all those troops back to England before the advancing Germans.

Also was the VE deed signed in a boxcar somewhere, the latter location escapes me?

Posted by: Ciampino - no jumping beavers at May 08, 2025 07:44 AM (sPQoU)

172 149 The Harry Truman just lost another F/A 18 overboard yesterday, the third one of the deployment.

Does the Navy still know how to use aircraft carriers?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2025 07:01 AM (Qfh/H)
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Maybe for a while they need to sail on an ocean without a slope?

Posted by: Ciampino - no sloping laked for waterskis at May 08, 2025 07:58 AM (sPQoU)

173 This is very late to the thread, but the human body is diamagnetic. You can even levitate a human body with a sufficiently strong magnetic field. So a “magnet” would actually repel scientists, since we are human too!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 08:27 AM (XbCq8)

174 Namaste. Or something. I know absolutely nothing of the language

Arigatou or if you are sincerely grateful arigatou gozaimasu.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 08:47 AM (XbCq8)

175 Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost

Yes, I am quite aware of the chidings you give about how women behave badly. It fits in - more gently-with the frequent theme on ASHQ "Women are all either evil or crazy." Sigh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 08:55 AM (42Vb+)

176 I am thankful I'm not in a big corporate environment and can just say to the guy at the coffee shop " I like to see men dressed up." Without worrying about somebody coming after me because they were offended, and if saying " You look very nice today, Michelle" gets a complaint to Human Resources, you might consider finding another job.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 08:59 AM (42Vb+)

177 Oh, yes, Eddie. You are quite good at trying to get a rise from people. I guess that gives you a false sense of control.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke ( give a genuine e compliment to two people today) at May 08, 2025 09:23 AM (KjELq)

178 I like the cash model.
Where's the slot to put in the money?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 08, 2025 01:51 PM (lCWOD)

Wednesday Overnight Open Thread - May 7, 2025 [TRex]

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Good evening Horde. The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety.

This is the Wednesday night ONT.

[Top photo: Disclosed barn in an undisclosed location]

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As always, please observe proper ONT etiquette. Legally Sufficient has the Ruler of Dread and is authorized to administer legally questionable remedial measures if warranted. Ciampino is in charge of the sock drawer. Cicero has bail money if needed. Notorious BFD has is operating the ice cream machine. If the ice cream machine is broken, ask AOP for repair help.

JQ has the key to the liquor cabinet. In light of recent Horde family events, all drinks are on the ONT house tonight. Bottoms up.

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When the bugle sounds, you have to saddle up and ride!

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(Hat tip: Hrothgar)

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Millions of years-old dinosaur DNA to help build world-first T-Rex leather handbag

Creative powerhouse VML, genomic innovators The Organoid Company, and sustainable biotechnology firm Lab-Grown Leather have joined forces to develop the world's first T-Rex leather made using the extinct creature's DNA.

Interestingly, reports suggest that the first product could be available by year's end. They claim this next-gen material could be a high-quality, cruelty-free, and eco-friendly alternative to standard leather.

No. Just no. Leave my tribe alone.

(Hat tip: Iris)

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Do NOT steal the animatronic dinosaurs.

Fury as thieves steal pair of animatronic DINOSAURS from outside hotel as heartbroken owner says it's "like I've lost my children"

As if that wasn't traumatic enough...

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Random: Anyone remember the story of the Boeing 727 that went missing in 2003?

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The 727 That Vanished

Mike Gabriel believes the airplane crashed in the Atlantic Ocean soon after takeoff. One crew member from the fuel delivery operation thinks the Angolan air force shot it down with a missile. A Luandan pilot says the word there is that the aircraft went north and vanished near Kinshasa, Congo. One of Ben Padilla's friends says the airplane was disassembled for parts in Bujumbura, Burundi, on Tanzania's western border.

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More random: Some people specifically collect hyper inflation bank notes. Excessive money printing never ends well, but the money is distinctive.

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Beethoven premiered "Ode to Joy" in Vienna on this date in 1824.

Was Beethoven deaf when he wrote his Ninth Symphony?

As Beethoven flourished and gained musical notoriety, he noticed a decline in his hearing from his mid 20s. It began with a buzzing noise in his ears, and was a devastatingly scary time for the composer.

While his hearing proceeded to decline over the next 15 years, Beethoven found ways to continue to compose music. At the age of 40, Beethoven was completely deaf, yet this was when he wrote his most famous symphony - Symphony No.9, also known as The Ninth.

It is said that Beethoven used techniques to physically feel music and notes in his body. This included holding a pencil in his mouth and resting it against the piano so he could feel the vibrations of the notes against his lips. The lower notes emulated a deeper vibration, therefore, pieces written in the second half of his career included fewer high notes and more low ones. There is evidence that Beethoven also cut the legs of his pianos, so that the sound vibrations resonated through the ground and into his body as he wrote his compositions! Beethoven apparently ruined many pianos in his later career from hitting the keys so aggressively in order for him to 'hear' what he was playing.

More: How did Beethoven write one of his greatest compositions while deaf?

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Continuing with the classical music theme, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky was born this day in 1840.

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Mike Rowe's early career at QVC. Comedy gold:

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For Horde members that are wise in the ways of Maiden and Metallica: Mongolian Metal from The Hu here and here.

If none of those words make any sense to you, better to keep scrolling than click out of curiosity. Nothing to see here.

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Wasn't expecting this to be a regular feature, but the Pittsburgh police scanner keeps giving:

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This is ridiculous. Hooray for those than can run a marathon and kudos for those that have fun doing it. But a record in the Guinness Book of World records?


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This isn't even all of them.

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Apparently this is a true story:

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His name really was Sir Beaver.

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Irene Cara for our big ONT finish:

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Written correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Are you lurking? Come out and play. Comment lustily, but commenting with lust is optional and warrants caution. White smoke coming from the ONT does not mean a new COB has been designated. It just means that the TRex-mobile needs an oil change.

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Comments

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1 There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your phrenology.

Posted by: mindful webworker - in the mane at May 07, 2025 10:01 PM (uAhcM)

2 Howdy!

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 07, 2025 10:01 PM (Sf2cq)

3 Yay!

Posted by: GWB at May 07, 2025 10:01 PM (wbjSL)

4 Thank you.

I need an ONT.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 10:01 PM (jvJvP)

5 Good evening good people. Contenty!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 10:02 PM (cYBz/)

6 Boy howdy

Posted by: Fastly Strokewater - Backstroking. Barely. at May 07, 2025 10:02 PM (H/u99)

7 Barn with flag. MisHum worthy ONT topper.

Posted by: mindful webworker - saaaalute at May 07, 2025 10:03 PM (uAhcM)

8 Sorry I’m late, I was out looking for Tankdemon. He said something about a snipe hunt and hasn’t been seen since.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2025 10:03 PM (u73oe)

9 At the Zimbabwe Starbucks you can buy a small coffee and get change back from your hundred trillion dollar note.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 07, 2025 10:03 PM (JkO4W)

10 Sir Huge Beaver!?

Okaaaaay but I have questions.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 10:04 PM (cYBz/)

11 Poor Irene Cara. Condemned to sing the same damn song every day until the day she died.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 07, 2025 10:05 PM (JkO4W)

12 Rubio says they’ll be reviewing the arrestees from Columbia today and any foreign students will have their visa revoked.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2025 10:05 PM (u73oe)

13 I know 2 Pittsburgh detectives. One well. Both got out on their earliest retirement date. It's a fucking nut house.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2025 10:05 PM (LTygC)

14 SO maybe someday a person will be able to buy brontosaurus foreskin boots like the ones Kinky Friedman had?

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at May 07, 2025 10:06 PM (TizQb)

15 A shame about that animatronic TRex going up in flames.

Too bad when the "skin" fell off it didn't have a more realistic skeleton.

Posted by: mindful webworker - dino flambe at May 07, 2025 10:06 PM (uAhcM)

16 Liquor cabinet is *unlocked*

Step right up!!!

Posted by: JQ at May 07, 2025 10:06 PM (rdVOm)

17 Thank you TRex.

JQ has the key to the liquor cabinet. In light of recent Horde family events, all drinks are on the ONT house tonight. Bottoms up

3 more beers and I'm done.

My friend across the street will be over soon. But he has one drink. Horrible day for him. Brother with stage 4 cancer. And he cut his hand and needed stitches.

I just want him to come over after his beautiful children are put to bed so I can be comforting.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 10:06 PM (jvJvP)

18 The twenty billion mark woman is disappointed in you.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 07, 2025 10:09 PM (0eaVi)

19 That's NOT an animatronic T-Rex. If it was, he would have stopped, dropped, and rolled.
(Seriously, he's not moving.)

Posted by: GWB at May 07, 2025 10:10 PM (wbjSL)

20 Those weren't Met Gala photos?

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 10:11 PM (jvJvP)

21 184 CA spent millions just figuring out they could or couldn’t use (I forget which and does it even matter?) some of the preexisting track.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2025 07:21 PM (xfPMO)

You might say, it was her only claim, to Fame....

/Rimshot

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 10:11 PM (QAkQ3)

22 I am rooting for the handbag to eat them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2025 10:11 PM (XHPOi)

23 re: Ode to Joy. "Difficult to Cure" by Rainbow is even better.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at May 07, 2025 10:11 PM (TizQb)

24 Oh great, another beaver.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 10:12 PM (63Dwl)

25 Yay, Great American Grump Out ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 07, 2025 10:12 PM (lUFok)

26 As for the 727, Elvis needed a new jet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2025 10:12 PM (XHPOi)

27 Also, missed opportunity to put a mystery click behind that 727:
https://t.ly/gLSyW

Posted by: GWB at May 07, 2025 10:12 PM (wbjSL)

28 The fifty billion Mark note is particularly bad, because it’s 50 trillion marks.

They used the long system of factors of 1,000 so:

1 milliard = our 1 million
1 billion = our 1 trillion

At the end of hyperinflation $1 was about 4.2 trillion Marks. So the 50 billion note pictured above was about $11.90.

(Of course, back then, before America’s hyperinflation began, $11.90 was a lot of money, not a medium-sized Extra Value Meal.)

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 10:13 PM (l3YAf)

29 Fossils are rock. How the hell does one get DNA from rock?

Posted by: Some Rat at May 07, 2025 10:13 PM (TfUTr)

30 I've been floating heavenward all day on Anton Bruckner's Symphony #9.

It was the last one he wrote, and has only the three movements: he never completed the fourth. He said: "You see, I have already dedicated two earthly majesty symphonies to poor King Ludwig as the royal patron of the arts. To our illustrious, dear Emperor as the highest earthly majesty, whom I acknowledge.

"And now I dedicate my last work to the majesty of all the majesties, the beloved God, and hope that he will give me so much time to complete the same."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swULVZ5zLkM

Posted by: Beverly at May 07, 2025 10:13 PM (Epeb0)

31 6 Boy howdy
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater - Backstroking. Barely. at May 07, 2025 10:02 PM (H/


Girl howdy

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 07, 2025 10:13 PM (Sf2cq)

32 Humanoid robot goes on 'attack' in chilling viral video

https://tinyurl.com/vc37peez

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2025 10:13 PM (AOsQT)

33 Minister of the Treasury: "So, what should we show on our new hundred trillion dollar note?"

Second Assistant Under Minister of the Treasury: "What about a pile of rocks? Is a pile of rocks good, boss?"

Minister of the Treasury: "Capital idea, Smedley! Look for an extra ten billion dollars in your pay packet this week."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 07, 2025 10:13 PM (JkO4W)

34 Come on people. If you're going to do something strange for a marathon, go all out! Fastest

In a wheelchair
Walking on your hands
On a unicycle- without losing your balance
With your head covered - effectively blind

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 10:14 PM (VNX3d)

35 In neighborhood news... couple of hours ago we had all FIVE Police cars from my little town, at the house 2 doors down.

Theres been a lot of yellin and cussing there the last couple weeks... as someone has been demanding rent money... soooo.... my guess?

Illegals whose US Aid money was no longer coming in got themselves evicted... Van and another car that are usually outside the house, are now suddenly gone.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 10:14 PM (QAkQ3)

36 Thanks for the dandy ONT, TRex!

The Ruler of Dread is right here, so mind your Ps and Qs, boys and girls!

Love the Pittsburgh scanner feature. Homewood used to be a decent area, but that was long, long ago...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 07, 2025 10:14 PM (rxCpr)

37 Putting a PSA up for any intended attendees to the PNW MoMe this Saturday.
If you're driving from the west side, Chinook and Cayuse Passes are still closed. WSDOT has no clue when they'll be plowed and safe. It's a great and scenic route but, not this week.

Posted by: Winston, trying to think up a new nic at May 07, 2025 10:14 PM (uoytw)

38 Thanks, Mr TRex. I liked the picture of the pirate runner and I laughed at the " I didn't sleep last night and people are annoying today" comment.

Also, I didn't know this song of faith , although I think it's wonderful: "Hard fought Hallelujah."

https://tinyurl.com/3vnc2zv6

Good night everyone. Hope we all get some sleep and mostly refrain from being grumpy tomorrow , although poster "grumpy and recalcitrant " a delightful fellow on the tech thread can be grumpy if he wants to be, although I have never seen him be particularly grumpy except about Canadian politics which he is certainly entitled to be.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 10:14 PM (v2dbf)

39 Beethoven's grave has music coming out of it!!! He's decomposing.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 07, 2025 10:14 PM (olkOV)

40 Love the barn with the flag! There seem to be 100 stars or more, but I suppose that includes Canada and Greenland.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 07, 2025 10:15 PM (rxCpr)

41 29 Fossils are rock. How the hell does one get DNA from rock?
Posted by: Some Rat at May 07, 2025 10:13 PM (TfUTr)

Well... if it's a Pet Rock...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 10:15 PM (QAkQ3)

42 Brontosaurus rib-eye, enough meat to feed an Ethiopian village for a month.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2025 10:15 PM (XHPOi)

43 Yeah, about that whole "FAME! I'm gonna live forever" thing...

Posted by: F. Mercury at May 07, 2025 10:15 PM (s8j++)

44 Rubio says they’ll be reviewing the arrestees from Columbia today and any foreign students will have their visa revoked.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2025 10:05 PM (u73oe)

What's wrong with beating them to a pulp, and shipping them to pakistan?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2025 10:16 PM (/LEkU)

45 The Beethoven excerpt was cool.

I subscribe to 'The Great Courses Plus' and the classical music guy is great.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 10:16 PM (jvJvP)

46 First Trump trade deal is apparently with the UK and will be announced tomorrow.

Let the games begin.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 10:16 PM (viF8m)

47 I left a link to the Vienna Philharmonic's performance of Bruckner's 9th. A German fellow left this comment: "The beginning of the first movement alone sounds as primal and empty, mysterious and threatening as the beginning of the world, the birth of the universe and sounds. Music like from another planet. And then the powerful, expressive main theme, such as the summit that has been climbed and the clear view over the Alps into the valleys. The Vienna Philharmonic plays fantastically!"

Posted by: Beverly at May 07, 2025 10:16 PM (Epeb0)

48 11
'Poor Irene Cara. Condemned to sing the same damn song every day until the day she died.'

Worse than that. She didn't even live forever.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 07, 2025 10:16 PM (3wi/L)

49 The worst hyperinflation ever recorded was in post-WWII Hungary.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 10:17 PM (l3YAf)

50 42 Brontosaurus rib-eye, enough meat to feed an Ethiopian village for a month.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2025 10:15 PM (XHPOi)

Nah, that's just for Dino...

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at May 07, 2025 10:17 PM (QAkQ3)

51 I am rooting for the handbag to eat them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2025 10:11 PM (XHPOi)

It should eat all their money, at least. The handbag would need some T Rex teeth to bite the hand that feeds them money.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 10:17 PM (VNX3d)

52 Putting a PSA up for any intended attendees to the PNW MoMe this Saturday.
If you're driving from the west side, Chinook and Cayuse Passes are still closed. WSDOT has no clue when they'll be plowed and safe. It's a great and scenic route but, not this week.
Posted by: Winston, trying to think up a new nic

Never take the scenic route when you're in a hell of a hurry.

Posted by: Some Rat at May 07, 2025 10:17 PM (TfUTr)

53 46 First Trump trade deal is apparently with the UK and will be announced tomorrow.

Let the games begin.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 10:16 PM (viF8m)

And China quietly backtracking on the tariffs they raised... as their economy tanks.

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at May 07, 2025 10:18 PM (QAkQ3)

54 Sir Beaver's middle name was "Mungus"

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 10:19 PM (gKWVE)

55 Was the person calling about the kids tipping porta-potties in one that was tipped?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 10:19 PM (VNX3d)

56 So we have english fine dining and dentistry covered. Oh crumbs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 10:19 PM (bF7Q5)

57 Nice beaver.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2025 10:19 PM (u73oe)

58 35 In neighborhood news... couple of hours ago we had all FIVE Police cars from my little town, at the house 2 doors down.

Theres been a lot of yellin and cussing there the last couple weeks... as someone has been demanding rent money... soooo.... my guess?

Illegals whose US Aid money was no longer coming in got themselves evicted... Van and another car that are usually outside the house, are now suddenly gone.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 10:14 PM (QAkQ3)

In terms of small towns, we have two sets of four way stop lights.

And because our kids are stupid, lights are by the school crossings.

I'm just curious about how small a town we are talking about....

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 10:20 PM (jvJvP)

59 Kawasaki's four-legged robot that can carry a human

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhFlGkwHVPY

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2025 10:20 PM (XHPOi)

60 Most of Europe was Hungry after WW2.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 10:21 PM (bF7Q5)

61 How's the 7-11 vs Quickie Mart war going?

Posted by: Archer at May 07, 2025 10:22 PM (IDphi)

62 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 07, 2025 10:22 PM (sAmhv)

63 Bruckner is the longing for the Infinite.

Posted by: Beverly at May 07, 2025 10:22 PM (Epeb0)

64 Love the Pittsburgh scanner feature. Homewood used to be a decent area, but that was long, long ago...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 07, 2025 10:14 PM (rxCpr)

Friend's dad grew up there before the demographics changed. What a dump now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2025 10:22 PM (LTygC)

65 Beaver was a very bad boy. Dumb, too. He would act up when Miss Landers left the room.

Posted by: Judy Hensler at May 07, 2025 10:22 PM (G5+As)

66 I promised a friend that I would spread the word about his job hunt. He does IT consulting, software development, network administration, server administration (Linux, windows). He can work remotely or is willing to relocate. Regions of interest for him would be NW Arkansas, Tucson, or DC.

He says I can share his phone number.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 07, 2025 10:23 PM (Sf2cq)

67 How's the 7-11 vs Quickie Mart war going?
Posted by: Archer at May 07, 2025 10:22 PM (IDphi)

——————

Oooooooo, that’s good.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2025 10:24 PM (u73oe)

68 58 35 In neighborhood news... couple of hours ago we had all FIVE Police cars from my little town, at the house 2 doors down.

Theres been a lot of yellin and cussing there the last couple weeks... as someone has been demanding rent money... soooo.... my guess?

Illegals whose US Aid money was no longer coming in got themselves evicted... Van and another car that are usually outside the house, are now suddenly gone.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 10:14 PM (QAkQ3)

I was runn___ barefoot before all insanity broke loose and was stopped by 2 cop cars.

Small towns...

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 10:24 PM (jvJvP)

69 Nice beaver.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Thanks! I just had it stuffed!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 10:24 PM (cYBz/)

70 Used to have the website where you could buy the 100 Trillion Zimbabwean bills.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 10:24 PM (y6oPX)

71 Good evening Horde, thx TRex.
That anyone could produce Ode to Joy, one of the most beautiful pieces ever, while totally deaf, is absolutely mind boggling.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 10:24 PM (vmkyp)

72 Greetings everyone. Hope you're all having a great pre-Friday eve.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 07, 2025 10:24 PM (CHHv1)

73 64
'Friend's dad grew up there before the demographics changed. What a dump now.'

Who lives there now?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 07, 2025 10:24 PM (3wi/L)

74 You can't outrun the long arm of Columbia record and tape club.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 10:24 PM (bF7Q5)

75 Netherlands, we were hungary the winter of '44-'45.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2025 10:25 PM (XHPOi)

76 Rubio says they’ll be reviewing the arrestees from Columbia today and any foreign students will have their visa revoked.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2025 10:05 PM (u73oe)

What's wrong with beating them to a pulp, and shipping them to pakistan?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2025 10:16 PM (/LEkU)
* * * *
Your proposal sounds reasonable. Do you have a newsletter, perchance?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 07, 2025 10:25 PM (rxCpr)

77 Together at last! Joy Reid and Michael Steele!

https://shorturl.at/AiTgM

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 10:26 PM (L/fGl)

78 Ciampino is in charge of the sock drawer.

I'm gonna put one of my cats there to emulate that Cafe cat.

Posted by: Ciampino - Bailey, come here kitty at May 07, 2025 10:26 PM (sPQoU)

79 You are probably over 29 if you've flown on a 727. I flew on 727s many times. I deplaned out the aft door of one, once. Or it may have been from a DC-9. I also flew many times on DC-9s. Routine hard landings. Ka-SLAM! Then a different SLAM on your body and senses when the thrust-reversers were deployed.

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2025 10:27 PM (aBgBM)

80 Who lives there now?
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Nobody lives there anymore.
It's too crowded.

Posted by: MkY at May 07, 2025 10:27 PM (cPGH3)

81
It was the last one he wrote, and has only the three movements: he never completed the fourth.

_____________

I think he really did complete it, for some values of "complete". He worked on it literally up to the last day of his life. His apartment was ransacked by souvenir hunters after his death and little bits and pieces of the fourth movement are occasionally found.

There are several performing versions of the finale, principally by William Carragan and Benjamin Cohrs.

https://youtu.be/XM3wnkIS4Ao

But the coda of the third movement is so remarkable, especially after the anguished dissonant shriek that precedes it, that a finale seems superfluous.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2025 10:27 PM (QnmlO)

82
Re the dinosaur purse, how are they going to grow just the hide?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 10:27 PM (U7Gpi)

83 In 1951, Sir Hugh Beaver,

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 10:27 PM (y6oPX)

84 71
'That anyone could produce Ode to Joy, one of the most beautiful pieces ever, while totally deaf, is absolutely mind boggling.'

Same here. I can only imagine that Beethoven memorized the notes of all the instruments so well that he composed the 9th from how he remembered they sounded.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 07, 2025 10:28 PM (3wi/L)

85 >> Second Assistant Under Minister of the Treasury: "What about a pile of rocks? Is a pile of rocks good, boss?"

What’s funny is that every Zimbabwe banknote from the same period had a fucking pile of rocks on it.

Must be why it’s such an economic powerhouse.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 10:28 PM (l3YAf)

86 Before I forget again...

Thank you for the barn picture, TRex. It's nice to have reminders of the important things in life.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 10:28 PM (VNX3d)

87 The barn pic is sorta AI weird. The fence rail in the foreground doesn't connect to the post. And other strange bits.

Posted by: 13times at May 07, 2025 10:29 PM (g8Zrq)

88 Those Guinea birds are pretty damn fast... We should do a study!

Posted by: Sir Beaver at May 07, 2025 10:29 PM (RFhjS)

89 You can't outrun the long arm of Columbia record and tape club.
Posted by: Boss Moss



Brb. Someone is at the door.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 10:29 PM (y6oPX)

90 You can't outrun the long arm of Columbia record and tape club.
Posted by: Boss Moss

You still owe the for the CDs?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 07, 2025 10:29 PM (olkOV)

91 Italian birds?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 10:29 PM (bF7Q5)

92 Those Guinea birds are pretty damn fast... We should do a study!
Posted by: Sir Beaver


Laden or unladen?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 10:30 PM (y6oPX)

93 Who lives there now?
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Dregs of society.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2025 10:30 PM (LTygC)

94 Haven't been following the action in Rome today. Did a new guy get the big hat yet?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 07, 2025 10:30 PM (JkO4W)

95 Looking back at movies like V for Vendetta is kind of funny. It was intended to be a rebuke of Shrub and Blair.

But the Britain in the movie - a tyranny ruled by a bunch of arrogant pedophiles came true under a far left government.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 10:31 PM (t0Rmr)

96 You can't outrun the long arm of Columbia record and tape club.
Posted by: Boss Moss

You still owe the for the CDs?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


CDs? I still owe for cassettes.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 10:31 PM (y6oPX)

97 You can't outrun the long arm of Columbia record and tape club.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Is that the company that hires Columbia University graduates? It seems they've started admitting thugs for at least a few years now.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 10:31 PM (VNX3d)

98 Used to have the website where you could buy the 100 Trillion Zimbabwean bills.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 10:24 PM (y6oPX)

ebay.com

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 10:31 PM (l3YAf)

99 But Alan Moore will never admit such self-evident truths.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2025 10:31 PM (XHPOi)

100 I got cassettes CDs hadn't been invented yet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 10:32 PM (bF7Q5)

101 11 Poor Irene Cara. Condemned to sing the same damn song every day until the day she died.
Posted by: Cicero



Didn't she also sing the theme song for 'Flashdance'? To the Interwebs!!

youtu.be/ILWSp0m9G2U

Yep. She did that one too.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 07, 2025 10:32 PM (sAmhv)

102 Haven't been following the action in Rome today. Did a new guy get the big hat yet?
Posted by: Cicero


Nope. They popped black smoke earlier.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 10:32 PM (y6oPX)

103
"The beginning of the first movement alone sounds as primal and empty, mysterious and threatening as the beginning of the world, the birth of the universe and sounds."

__________

And then building to that massive unison octave drop that takes your breath away, the grinding dissonance with which the first movement ends, the creepy scherzo, the leap of a ninth that begins the third movement and the peaceful coda bringing greetings from the Seventh and Eighth. An amazing symphony.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2025 10:32 PM (QnmlO)

104 87 The barn pic is sorta AI weird. The fence rail in the foreground doesn't connect to the post. And other strange bits.

Posted by: 13times at May 07, 2025 10:29 PM
***
I took the photo with my cell phone. The barn exists as you see it. The photo is not AI.

Posted by: TRex at May 07, 2025 10:33 PM (omd/p)

105 98 Used to have the website where you could buy the 100 Trillion Zimbabwean bills.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 10:24 PM (y6oPX)

ebay.com

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 10:31 PM (l3YAf)


Many on-line coin dealers have hyer-inflation-value bills from the Weimar Republic, etc.

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2025 10:33 PM (aBgBM)

106

Former President Joe Biden chose a friendly venue for his first interview since leaving the White House: ABC's "The View."

The show announced Thursday that Biden and former first lady Jill Biden will appear on the program on May 8 for their first media appearance since leaving the White House in January. President Biden did an interview on May 5 with BBC that aired on Wednesday, but their "View" appearance will be their first joint one.

"We'll ask about his legacy, accomplishments, regrets, and, of course, the current political landscape," co-host Whoopi Goldberg said.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 10:33 PM (63Dwl)

107 Once the carbinet is assembled, I wonder how many loose screws will be running around?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2025 10:33 PM (W/lyH)

108 Hopefully the African Cardinals dump the Jesuits into the Tiber.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2025 10:34 PM (XHPOi)

109 No decision yet at the Clack-Clave.

Posted by: Zoidberg at May 07, 2025 10:34 PM (i0F8b)

110 Used to have the website where you could buy the 100 Trillion Zimbabwean bills.

The art kind of looks like poop.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 10:35 PM (t0Rmr)

111 hyper, not hyer. Do I owe residuals to Martha Hyer now?

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2025 10:35 PM (aBgBM)

112 Welp, this is nuts..

Back when I bought my Zimbabwe dollars, back in 2012 or so, they were cheap. I got a ton of very good condition bills for like $9.99 on eBay.

Now they’re going for much more. How is that possible? Surely there are a lot of them in circulation..

Well.. hmm. Just because they had hyperinflation doesn’t mean they printed a lot of physical bills of a certain series.. huh..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 10:35 PM (l3YAf)

113 Joey on The Spew on VE Day?

No shame... so much for remembering his uncle who got eaten by French cannibals.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2025 10:35 PM (XHPOi)

114 Haven't been following the action in Rome today. Did a new guy get the big hat yet?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

No, but the new rules are intriguing..
All eligible Cardinals get a bingo card. The first one who gets the black out and yells "Papal!" is the new Pope.
Must have the last number called.

Posted by: Some Rat at May 07, 2025 10:35 PM (TfUTr)

115 106

Former President Joe Biden chose a friendly venue for his first interview since leaving the White House: ABC's "The View."

The show announced Thursday that Biden and former first lady Jill Biden will appear on the program on May 8 for their first media appearance since leaving the White House in January. President Biden did an interview on May 5 with BBC that aired on Wednesday, but their "View" appearance will be their first joint one.

"We'll ask about his legacy, accomplishments, regrets, and, of course, the current political landscape," co-host Whoopi Goldberg said.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 10:33 PM (63Dwl)


In other words, Whoopi will coach the two to blast Donaldus Maximus, non-stop.

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2025 10:37 PM (aBgBM)

116 The barn pic is sorta AI weird. The fence rail in the foreground doesn't connect to the post. And other strange bits.

Posted by: 13times at May 07, 2025 10:29 PM
***
I took the photo with my cell phone. The barn exists as you see it. The photo is not AI.
Posted by: TRex at May 07, 2025 10:33 PM (omd/p)

Don’t lie, man. Only a latent, machine super-intelligence could create a fence rail separate from the fence post.

The Singularity is upon us!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 10:37 PM (l3YAf)

117 Will Whoopi still be wearing her Gala drag or will Jill be wearing it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2025 10:37 PM (XHPOi)

118
I don't want to dis anybody and I would never shame my fellow human beings, but anyone who would pay $31.50 for that "Precious Moments" figurine is a nose-picking, Miracle-Whip-earing, inbred, semi-literate, cross-eyed troglodyte.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 10:38 PM (U7Gpi)

119 I vote Piper for singing “Fame” on karaoke night at the TX meetup.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 10:38 PM (iNLjp)

120 >>I took the photo with my cell phone. The barn exists as you see it. The photo is not AI.

My folks had a farm in Vermont. Seeing barns with American flags is still a thing even in that crazy state.

People who live by the land understand.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 10:39 PM (viF8m)

121 I promised a friend that I would spread the word about his job hunt. He does IT consulting, software development, network administration, server administration (Linux, windows). He can work remotely or is willing to relocate. Regions of interest for him would be NW Arkansas, Tucson, or DC.

He says I can share his phone number.


You can send him here:

https://shorturl.at/gq2vl

It's Chandler, which is about 100 miles or so from Tucson. If that's not close enough there may be something with a defense contractor on Fort Wegotcha on the edge of Sierra Vista, which is about 72 miles away.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 07, 2025 10:39 PM (lUFok)

122 Leonard Bernstein - The Gandalf of Composers

"...in Beethoven's case it is always the right note as though he had some private telephone wire to heaven which told him what the next note had to be. No composer ever had thah, even Mozart...
...everything is so unpredictable and yet so right...''

Posted by: a dude in MI at May 07, 2025 10:39 PM (+I6Y/)

123 Former President Joe Biden chose a friendly venue for his first interview since leaving the White House: ABC's "The View."

The show announced Thursday that Biden and former first lady Jill Biden will appear on the program on May 8 for their first media appearance since leaving the White House in January. President Biden did an interview on May 5 with BBC that aired on Wednesday, but their "View" appearance will be their first joint one.

"We'll ask about his legacy, accomplishments, regrets, and, of course, the current political landscape," co-host Whoopi Goldberg said.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 10:33 PM (63Dwl)


In other words, Whoopi will coach the two to blast Donaldus Maximus, non-stop.
Posted by: Gref

Depending on the drugs administered or withheld, might make for some must see TV.

Posted by: Some Rat at May 07, 2025 10:39 PM (TfUTr)

124 For some reason troglodytes had a lot of treasure in becmi.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 10:40 PM (bF7Q5)

125 I don't want to dis anybody and I would never shame my fellow human beings, but anyone who would pay $31.50 for that "Precious Moments" figurine is a nose-picking, Miracle-Whip-earing, inbred, semi-literate, cross-eyed troglodyte.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 10:38 PM (U7Gpi)

HEY! We're right here!

Posted by: Nose Picking Miracle-Whip-earing, inbred, semi-literate, cross-eyed troglodytes. Local 3278 at May 07, 2025 10:40 PM (5xuJ/)

126 CDs? I still owe for cassettes.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 10:31 PM (y6oPX)

Beaver Cleaver put all those monthly special offers from the record club in his sock drawer instead of sending them back like he was supposed to. He ended up owing some unearthly sum. I told you he was dumb!

Posted by: Judy Hensler. at May 07, 2025 10:40 PM (G5+As)

127 Beethoven didn't have to hear the music to know what it sounded like. His training and experience informed his composition. He undoubtedly would have liked to hear it, but probably could hear the sound in his head without benefit of his ears.

I hear music in my head, including instrumentation and vocals and I'm hardly musically literate. It's just there. Until a few years ago, I thought everyone could do that.

Posted by: huerfano at May 07, 2025 10:40 PM (n2swS)

128 Beaver and beer? That works.

Posted by: GWB at May 07, 2025 10:40 PM (wbjSL)

129 More: How did Beethoven write one of his greatest compositions while deaf?


It's not really as curious as it seems.

The human consciousness is imputed to us by our Creator, and all outward projection of that consciousness is just a means of relating it to other conscious beings. Language, music, art, imagery, they actually exist in the mind absent a means to project it, as does all other rational thought.

It's the same consciousness that allows us to know and use hypotheticals like "How would I feel if I didn't eat breakfast?" without actually having to go through the sensory event each time to intrinsically comprehend it.

So writing a symphony absent being able to hear it isn't really surprising, it's merely a means of conveyance of something that exists in the ethereal as a creation of a mind.

The miracle, such as there is one, is that human consciousness is able to create something which has not been, to conceive, and produce. This is the spark of divine, the image of God, ingrained in mankind from conception.

The marvel is not how to write a symphony without hearing it, the marvel is how to write one at all.

Posted by: Christ is King at May 07, 2025 10:41 PM (sGuDx)

130 that reminds me, I need to read (not watch) Alan Moore's "V for Vendetta".
so far Adrian Karel, party leader for industry in this alt-1997, is proclaiming the duty of every man in Britain to seize the initiative and...
Make Britain Great Again.
Moore wrote this in 1988.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 10:41 PM (gKWVE)

131 Depending on the drugs administered or withheld, might make for some must see TV.

Joey imitates a centipede being electrocuted?

Joey attacks Whoopi?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2025 10:41 PM (XHPOi)

132 O'Keefe Media Group

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: ‘Prince Andrew Was F*ing Underage Girls’ — Tape of Royal Family Advisor Exposes Prince Andrew’s Sexual Relations with Minors and Deep Ties to Jeffrey Epstein

In revelation caught on hidden camera by O’Keefe Media Group (OMG), American businessman and long-time royal insider John Bryan has come forward with damning claims about Prince Andrew’s personal relationship with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
Bryan, a trusted advisor to the Duke of York, also alleged that Prince Andrew lied to him about his involvement in sexual misconduct with minors.

https://tinyurl.com/2u33pdky

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 10:41 PM (y6oPX)

133 20 Those weren't Met Gala photos?
Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 10:11 PM (jvJvP)


Thank heavens TRex didn't include a photo of Whoopee's Met Gala getup, because that would just be cruel.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2025 10:41 PM (0Htd1)

134 I don't want to dis anybody and I would never shame my fellow human beings, but anyone who would pay $31.50 for that "Precious Moments" figurine is a nose-picking, Miracle-Whip-earing, inbred, semi-literate, cross-eyed troglodyte.

----------

*looks at complete set of Bradford Exchange Collectors Edition Wizard of Oz Series Plates rimmed in genuine gold leaf*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 07, 2025 10:42 PM (JkO4W)

135
Posted by: Judy Hensler

Ha ha you got kicked off the bus today.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 10:42 PM (63Dwl)

136 You can't outrun the long arm of Columbia record and tape club.
Posted by: Boss Moss


Get your kneecaps busted for unpaid fees?

Posted by: a dude in MI at May 07, 2025 10:42 PM (+I6Y/)

137 Moore wrote this in 1988.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 10:41 PM (gKWVE)

Moore was pretty good. Watchmen was a meditation on Reaganism.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 10:43 PM (l3YAf)

138
So writing a symphony absent being able to hear it isn't really surprising, it's merely a means of conveyance of something that exists in the ethereal as a creation of a mind.

__________

Berlioz couldn't play any instrument, which didn't stop him from composing amazing music.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2025 10:44 PM (QnmlO)

139 O'Keefe's next scoop will be about who bombed the WTC in 1993, I'm sure.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 10:45 PM (gKWVE)

140 My mother actually had that entire series of Wizard of Oz plates. None of us knew what to do with them after she passed, felt awkward about throwing them out. Think they're still stuck away in my basement somewhere.

Posted by: Lirio100 at May 07, 2025 10:46 PM (zS4/f)

141 "We'll ask about his legacy, accomplishments, regrets, and, of course, the current political landscape," co-host Whoopi Goldberg said.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 10:33 PM (63Dwl)


In other words, Whoopi will coach the two to blast Donaldus Maximus, non-stop.
Posted by: Gref

Depending on the drugs administered or withheld, might make for some must see TV.

Posted by: Some Rat at May 07, 2025 10:39 PM (TfUTr)


"We'll ask about his legacy, accomplishments, regrets, and, of course, the current political landscape," co-host Whoopi Goldberg said.

I predict:
He'll say his legacy is (insert a lie here).
He'll say his biggest accomplishment is either 47 billion jobs created or unifying the entire world against that wascally POOTIN!
He'll say his regrets are (insert self-serving bullshite here).
His take on the current political landscape will be several lies about Trump.

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2025 10:46 PM (aBgBM)

142 106
'The show announced Thursday that Biden and former first lady Jill Biden will appear on the program on May 8 for their first media appearance since leaving the White House '

Somewhere, someone's toilet will back up with a load of the bad stuff on May 8 too.

And I will be more interested in that what happens on the View.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 07, 2025 10:46 PM (3wi/L)

143 133 Thank heavens TRex didn't include a photo of Whoopee's Met Gala getup, because that would just be cruel.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2025 10:41 PM
***
My ONT pledge to you is no Whoopi and no Yoko.

Posted by: TRex at May 07, 2025 10:46 PM (omd/p)

144 Thing is, my favorite part is a little more obscure in 'Ode to Joy' as its more of a memory I have of my dad. I was testing out my new stereo system and he came in as it was playing and he was really enjoying it..

Posted by: a dude in MI at May 07, 2025 10:47 PM (+I6Y/)

145 I don't understand collectibles.

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2025 10:51 PM (AOsQT)

146 42 Brontosaurus rib-eye, enough meat to feed an Ethiopian village for a month.
Posted by: Anna Puma


It doesn't taste like chicken?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2025 10:52 PM (0Htd1)

147 I don't understand collectibles.
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2025 10:51 PM (AOsQT)

So you’re one of them unarmed types who doesn’t believe in owning guns?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 10:53 PM (l3YAf)

148 I'm not much for Whoopi, but I celebrate Yoko Ono and all of her artistic endeavours, including her music catalog. Shame we can't hear her warbling on the farm Upstate.

Posted by: Musikologist at May 07, 2025 10:53 PM (G5+As)

149 To bad all the mega fauna are extinct.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 10:54 PM (bF7Q5)

150 Not sure hand spindles count as collectibles because I use them but I admit to having more than a few.

Posted by: Lirio100 at May 07, 2025 10:54 PM (zS4/f)

151 hite smoke coming from the ONT does not mean a new COB has been designated. It just means that the TRex-mobile needs an oil change.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:00 PM


Did you notice it didn't say what it means if the smoke is black?
No, it's not racyss smoke.



Posted by: Ciampino - Wassa mean eh? at May 07, 2025 10:54 PM (sPQoU)

152 My mother actually had that entire series of Wizard of Oz plates. None of us knew what to do with them after she passed, felt awkward about throwing them out. Think they're still stuck away in my basement somewhere.
Posted by: Lirio100


Antique Roadshow when they come to your town.
See if they are worth anything.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 10:56 PM (y6oPX)

153 To bad all the mega fauna are extinct.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 10:54 PM (bF7Q5)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 07, 2025 10:56 PM (l3YAf)

154 Re the dinosaur purse, how are they going to grow just the hide?
-
Probably the same way they grow "meat" in a lab.

Or they're lying and they plan to harvest it from the T-rexes they've cloned with a Fauci-era research grant.

Posted by: Methos at May 07, 2025 10:58 PM (Dnobf)

155 My collectables are my German one liter bier mugs. Some of the artwork is fantastic. I especially like my Checkpoint Charlie mug. It's pretty cool.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2025 10:58 PM (W/lyH)

156
Or they're lying and they plan to harvest it from the T-rexes they've cloned with a Fauci-era research grant.
Posted by: Methos

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Cruelty-free my ass.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 10:59 PM (U7Gpi)

157 You can send him here:

https://shorturl.at/gq2vl

It's Chandler, which is about 100 miles or so from Tucson. If that's not close enough there may be something with a defense contractor on Fort Wegotcha on the edge of Sierra Vista, which is about 72 miles away.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 07, 2025 10:39 PM (lUFok)


Thank you, Blanco. I will pass the link along to him.

Posted by: Emmie at May 07, 2025 10:59 PM (Sf2cq)

158 9 At the Zimbabwe Starbucks you can buy a small coffee and get change back from your hundred trillion dollar note.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 07, 2025 10:03 PM (JkO4W)
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At the time nobody really used them, relying instead on South African Rands or US$.

Posted by: Ciampino - shame on a beautiful country at May 07, 2025 11:00 PM (sPQoU)

159 I have a Stein my sister brought back from Germany It has NewSchwanstein on it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 11:00 PM (bF7Q5)

160 I have a bunch of crap that I've picked up on random trips. I guess that's kind of a collection.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 07, 2025 11:00 PM (JkO4W)

161 140 My mother actually had that entire series of Wizard of Oz plates. None of us knew what to do with them after she passed, felt awkward about throwing them out. Think they're still stuck away in my basement somewhere.
Posted by: Lirio100

Perhaps, the next time you and your siblings are together, use them at dinner. I bet it would make everyone smile and tell fun stories and the kids could learn a bit about their heritage.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 11:00 PM (mT+6a)

162 Ate T Rex bags sustainable?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 11:01 PM (bF7Q5)

163 Perhaps, the next time you and your siblings are together, use them at dinner. I bet it would make everyone smile and tell fun stories and the kids could learn a bit about their heritage.

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"We were munchkins?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 07, 2025 11:02 PM (JkO4W)

164 Good morning!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 07, 2025 11:02 PM (D49EQ)

165 Former President Joe Biden chose a friendly venue for his first interview since leaving the White House: ABC's "The View."

Well, that settles it. He really is demented.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2025 11:03 PM (0Htd1)

166 Well, that settles it. He really is demented.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Nice!

Posted by: Some Rat at May 07, 2025 11:04 PM (TfUTr)

167
My mother actually had that entire series of Wizard of Oz plates. None of us knew what to do with them after she passed, felt awkward about throwing them out. Think they're still stuck away in my basement somewhere.
Posted by: Lirio100

================

Eat off them. Treat them like any other plate in your house. If they lose all their finish in the dishwasher, so be it. Just get some use out of them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 11:05 PM (U7Gpi)

168 Will Whoopi still be wearing her Gala drag or will Jill be wearing it?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2025 10:37 PM (XHPOi)


She was the Mad Hatter. The whole thing could have been designed by Sir John Tenniel

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 11:06 PM (D7oie)

169 Never mind the trillion bank notes, I was in Russia in 1993 and everyone woke up one morning to the news that three zeros were now removed from currency, imagine the $1000 in your checking account being suddenly worth $1. also, a little later, everyone woke up one morning to the front page of the newspaper covered with pictures of banknotes and the news that these bank notes are no longer good, throw them away.

Posted by: yop at May 07, 2025 11:06 PM (RKj5x)

170 117 Will Whoopi still be wearing her Gala drag or will Jill be wearing it?
Posted by: Anna Puma


Whoopi is so oddly shaped that no one else could wear her clothes. Her shape is even weirder than Michelle's.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2025 11:06 PM (0Htd1)

171 162 Ate T Rex bags sustainable?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 11:01 PM (bF7Q5)

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They're the perfect tote for your small arms.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 07, 2025 11:07 PM (JkO4W)

172 Good evening morons y gracias dino

I have a collection of paper currency but that Zimbabwe note would be cool, if it weren't so tragic.

It meant mass hunger.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 11:07 PM (RIvkX)

173 What Russia went though after the USSR collapsed is something Americans must never forget, and never allow to happen here.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 11:08 PM (gKWVE)

174 "Sir Beaver"

Hey, that's what I call my bush when I tuck.

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at May 07, 2025 11:08 PM (szqEY)

175 Ate T Rex bags sustainable?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 11:01 PM (bF7Q5)

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They're the perfect tote for your small arms.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 07, 2025 11:07 PM (JkO4W)
***

Well played!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2025 11:09 PM (W/lyH)

176 I don't want to dis anybody and I would never shame my fellow human beings, but anyone who would pay $31.50 for that "Precious Moments" figurine is a nose-picking, Miracle-Whip-earing, inbred, semi-literate, cross-eyed troglodyte.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


I have a sister who collected Lladro. That type of knickknack just annoys me.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2025 11:09 PM (0Htd1)

177 Are these Oz plates octagonal? They've got sets on EBAY for $600.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 11:09 PM (bF7Q5)

178 I had a good friend who got caught up in the Beanie Baby craze. He was convinced it would bring a financial windfall; he owned shitloads of those cheap little toys. I just never understood how any great value could be attached to them.

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2025 11:09 PM (AOsQT)

179 >>> 119 I vote Piper for singing “Fame” on karaoke night at the TX meetup.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 10:38 PM (iNLjp)

Only if this doesn't interfere with her cattle roundup assist!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 07, 2025 11:10 PM (Vqx30)

180 *plucks a tulip*

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 11:10 PM (gKWVE)

181 Haven't seen Wyatt Earp in a while - he still around?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 11:10 PM (rT96s)

182 73 64
'Friend's dad grew up there before the demographics changed. What a dump now.'

Who lives there now?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 07, 2025 10:24 PM (3wi/L)
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Nobody lives there now, it's too crowded.

Posted by: Ciampino - ups & downs of neighborhoods at May 07, 2025 11:12 PM (sPQoU)

183 Better a snipe hunt than a snark, or we may never heat from Tankdemon again!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 07, 2025 11:13 PM (XbCq8)

184 *looks at complete set of Bradford Exchange Collectors Edition Wizard of Oz Series Plates rimmed in genuine gold leaf*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


So, do you eat off 'em?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2025 11:13 PM (0Htd1)

185 >>> 152 My mother actually had that entire series of Wizard of Oz plates. None of us knew what to do with them after she passed, felt awkward about throwing them out. Think they're still stuck away in my basement somewhere.
Posted by: Lirio100


Antique Roadshow when they come to your town.
See if they are worth anything.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 10:56 PM (y6oPX)

Ad on craigslist San Francisco.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 07, 2025 11:13 PM (Vqx30)

186 I have a collection of paper currency but that Zimbabwe note would be cool, if it weren't so tragic.

It meant mass hunger.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 11:07 PM (RIvkX)

Residual effects from the white supremacy of the Rhodesian regime.

I call it “time imperialism.” Zimbabweans today are so deprived because evil white people in the past used up all of the economy. It’s why, even after liberation movements, so many socialist areas fail to thrive.

Posted by: Leftist Grad Student at May 07, 2025 11:16 PM (l3YAf)

187 My ONT pledge to you is no Whoopi and no Yoko.

Posted by: TRex at May 07, 2025 10:46 PM (omd/p)
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My gratitude will be as eternal as the shrill echoes in my mind.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 11:16 PM (RIvkX)

188 Haven't been following the action in Rome today. Did a new guy get the big hat yet?
Posted by: Cicero
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Nope. They popped black smoke earlier.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 10:32 PM (y6oPX)


Funniest thing I saw today: Was watching a game on CBS and around 3 p.m. CBS cut in with 'breaking news'. The breaking news? Black smoke. There is no new pope yet. That was the breaking news. You'd think 'breaking news' would be when there is a new pope but CBS.

Posted by: RickZ at May 07, 2025 11:17 PM (gKDq2)

189 i got tangerine dream, rubycon playing

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 11:17 PM (gKWVE)

190 Nurse, just reminding everyone I still have them might do the trick. Mom had a lot of tea cups, most English bone china pre 1960. Got left with me, but daughter in law saw them a few months ago and wanted them. Mom also had a LOT of Christmas village houses (Station 51? Christmas 51?) Daughter helped me sort them out last year, and she ended up taking a few, with a niece scooping up the rest. I'd had this stuff for over six years with no interest!

Posted by: Lirio100 at May 07, 2025 11:18 PM (zS4/f)

191 So, do you eat off 'em?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2025 11:13 PM (0Htd1)

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Would you drive a fully-restored genuine Shelby Cobra through the drive-thru at McDonalds?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 07, 2025 11:18 PM (JkO4W)

192 145 I don't understand collectibles.
Posted by: Don Black


Usually they're mass produced stuff. The gullible customers are convinced that they will go up in value. They won't go up in value because they are mass produced, and the gullible customers take care of them, thinking they'll be worth money.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2025 11:18 PM (0Htd1)

193 Ten year neighborhoods. Kid doing delivery when the Viet Nam vets were coming home. Whole new neighborhoods $1 dollar down for vets. How nice. Well, it was a leg up that they deserved to say the least but every one of those neighborhoods was in the dumper ten years later. I think the vets left.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 11:19 PM (PB44O)

194 Nope, the Oz plates are the regular rounds.

Posted by: Lirio100 at May 07, 2025 11:19 PM (zS4/f)

195 Posted by: Leftist Grad Student at May 07, 2025 11:16 PM (l3YAf)
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Do you have any pot I could buy?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 11:19 PM (RIvkX)

196 Bradford Exchange Wizard of Oz Plates. Set of 6 for $600 on Ebay. 8 sided

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 11:20 PM (bF7Q5)

197 It doesn't taste like chicken?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2025 10:52 PM (0Htd1)


I understand it is sort of gassy

and so to explain the joke:


IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE SAUROPODS APPEAR TO HAVE HAD A SYSTEM OF AIR SACS AND PNEUMATIC DIVERTICULA SIMILAR TO STRUCTURES IN BIRDS. PNEUMATIZATION OF THE SACRAL AND CAUDAL VERTEBRAE MAY INDICATE ABDOMINAL AIR SACS. AIR SACS AND AND PNEUMATICITY OF THE SKELETON MAY HAVE HELPED THE EVOLUTION OF EXTREMELY LONG NECKS AND RAPID GROWTH OF SAUROPODIA TO GREAT SIZES, HELPING OVERCOME CONSTRAINTS OF MASS AND RESPIRATORY DEAD SPACE FROM LONG TRACHEAS. HENCE "FULL OF GAS"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 11:20 PM (D7oie)

198 Colorado trading Mikko Rantanen away was a dumb move.

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2025 11:20 PM (AOsQT)

199 ---------

Would you drive a fully-restored genuine Shelby Cobra through the drive-thru at McDonalds?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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Heck no, it's Dairy Queen.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 11:20 PM (PB44O)

200 I can remember when kids had beanie baby collections that they thought would increase in value. A couple of years later you would be in antique malls and see bushel baskets full of beanie babies that no one wanted. Also there were tons of Bradford plates and other "collectibles".

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2025 11:20 PM (0Htd1)

201 I will say this, trying to build out my own Project Management ERP has been very educational in that there are so many off the shelf open frameworks to utilize that I have been able to cobble together a very rudimentary structure in about a month.

The other illuminating thing is the reason I'm building out my own is that my company has been whacking away at doing this for 8 f**king years, through different regimes and different development teams, spending untold millions of dollars and delivering jack squat nothing.

Well not quite nothing, the tools they have assembled are primarily financial tools, but don't cut the mustard for managing large scale projects, which we do, but with tools that approximate bear skins and knives.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2025 11:21 PM (XV/Pl)

202 The ones from the 1970s are only about $8 apiece.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 11:22 PM (bF7Q5)

203 Do you have any pot I could buy?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 11:19 PM (RIvkX)

You don’t know how to use Leafly to get it delivered to your door?

Posted by: Leftist Grad Student at May 07, 2025 11:22 PM (l3YAf)

204 "White smoke coming from the ONT does not mean a new COB has been designated. It just means that the TRex-mobile needs an oil change."

I think white smoke means you're sucking ATF into the intake manifold. Or possibly coolant ?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 07, 2025 11:22 PM (QGaXH)

205 buying used cars sucks...that is all

Posted by: a dude in MI at May 07, 2025 11:22 PM (+I6Y/)

206 Collectibles?

Memories, when the Tank Police, Red Commandos, and Uni and me blew up the Newport City Southby's branch

https://tinyurl.com/yvpnbyfc

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2025 11:23 PM (XHPOi)

207 79 You are probably over 29 if you've flown on a 727. I flew on 727s many times. I deplaned out the aft door of one, once. Or it may have been from a DC-9. I also flew many times on DC-9s. Routine hard landings. Ka-SLAM! Then a different SLAM on your body and senses when the thrust-reversers were deployed.

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2025 10:27 PM (aBgBM)
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Once only, Joburg to Durban, Jan 1966.
Did Rome to Entebbe on a DC-3. Also DC-3 six times a year to-&-fro Nairobi-Mwanza -- school terms/vacations. Loved the DC-3. A couple of times it was a Fokker-Friendship (new).
DC-3 had fat tires and could handle mud.

Posted by: Ciampino - Love planes at May 07, 2025 11:23 PM (sPQoU)

208 Re: collections
If they gave Mom (or whoever) joy at the time, they did their job.
After you check with all the possibles to see if there are any takers, there's no need to keep them unless you actually want them.

Posted by: sal at May 07, 2025 11:24 PM (f+FmA)

209 >Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2025 11:18 PM (0Htd1)
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nerdygirl is right. If collectibles can be manufactured to order, how 'special' can they be?


George Carlin once said that if you nail two things together that have never been nailed together before, someone will buy it.

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2025 11:24 PM (AOsQT)

210 Mikko Rantanan just posted another hat trick

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2025 11:25 PM (AOsQT)

211 You don’t know how to use Leafly to get it delivered to your door?
Posted by: Leftist Grad Student at May 07, 2025 11:22 PM (l3YAf)
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Duuuuuuude!

No.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 11:26 PM (RIvkX)

212 Ice soccer?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 11:26 PM (bF7Q5)

213 But, Im told I'm trainable.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 11:26 PM (RIvkX)

214 204 I think white smoke means you're sucking ATF into the intake manifold. Or possibly coolant ?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 07, 2025 11:22 PM
***
Shhh....it is really a smoke screen to throw off the bad guys behind me.

Posted by: TRex at May 07, 2025 11:27 PM (omd/p)

215 >> The other illuminating thing is the reason I'm building out my own is that my company has been whacking away at doing this for 8 f**king years, through different regimes and different development teams, spending untold millions of dollars and delivering jack squat nothing.

Are you new to software? Just curious.

Posted by: Leftist Grad Student at May 07, 2025 11:27 PM (l3YAf)

216
i got tangerine dream, rubycon playing
Posted by: gKWVE

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And now I do, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 11:27 PM (U7Gpi)

217 Would you drive a fully-restored genuine Shelby Cobra through the drive-thru at McDonalds?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


No, but a neighbor of mine, a GM retiree, has a fifties era, aqua blue pontiac. He drives that baby around.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2025 11:28 PM (0Htd1)

218 Millions of years-old dinosaur DNA to help build world-first T-Rex leather handbag

It’s not even a good looking handbag! 💁🏼

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 07, 2025 11:29 PM (XbCq8)

219 Ate T Rex bags sustainable?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 11:01 PM (bF7Q5)
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They're the perfect tote for your small arms.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 07, 2025 11:07 PM (JkO4W)


No clutch bags, though.

Posted by: RickZ at May 07, 2025 11:30 PM (gKDq2)

220 More mystery click country music videos please.

Suggest Kasey Musgraves 'My House' - our official RV song.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 07, 2025 11:31 PM (QGaXH)

221 208 Re: collections
If they gave Mom (or whoever) joy at the time, they did their job.
After you check with all the possibles to see if there are any takers, there's no need to keep them unless you actually want them.
Posted by: sal


You could donate them to Goodwill, or the like. I keep track of what I donate, for charitable donations on my taxes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2025 11:32 PM (0Htd1)

222 Mom did enjoy them; my Dad set out that village every year, and tea cups originally belonged to a great aunt. My daughter in law will use the cups and my niece was happy to get the houses. She only had a few state Christmas plates, one sister took them. And her white house tree ornaments found homes. She really did enjoy collecting things!

Posted by: Lirio100 at May 07, 2025 11:32 PM (zS4/f)

223 It’s not even a good looking handbag! 💁🏼
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 07, 2025 11:29 PM (XbCq

When 90 million year old you be, look as good you will not!

Posted by: Offended Dinosaur at May 07, 2025 11:33 PM (l3YAf)

224 Maybe a TRex drawstring coin purse

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 11:33 PM (bF7Q5)

225 28 (Of course, back then, before America’s hyperinflation began, $11.90 was a lot of money, not a medium-sized Extra Value Meal.)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 10:13 PM (l3YAf)

We went to Arby's the other night. Two classic Arby's sandwiches, one large curly fries, one orange-vanilla shake = 25.01.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 07, 2025 11:34 PM (QGaXH)

226 [Top photo: Disclosed barn in an undisclosed location]
_________________________

I have driven by that barn. And, it's killing me that I can remember exactly where.

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2025 11:34 PM (dIske)

227 Where is Miklos? He was supposed to be the bouncer last Wed, and instead got himself bounced. But honestly thought he'd be back by now...

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at May 07, 2025 11:35 PM (cCn4/)

228 Arby's has good monthly coupons in these parts.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 11:35 PM (bF7Q5)

229 @215

>>Are you new to software? Just curious.

No, just new to full-stack cross platform web-development.

What I have been able to learn in a months time makes me angrier and angrier at how much time, money and resources went into the effort to build out an ERP and what was actually delivered is pathetic.

The company has selected a new platform and a new developer and have announced that the target date for the MVP will be late 2026, which really means, full deployment will not occur until I am ready to retire.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2025 11:35 PM (XV/Pl)

230 Where is Miklos? He was supposed to be the bouncer last Wed, and instead got himself bounced. But honestly thought he'd be back by now...
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at May 07, 2025 11:35 PM (cCn4/)


He'e been around. In more ways than one, I'd bet.

Posted by: RickZ at May 07, 2025 11:36 PM (gKDq2)

231 The Christmas Village stuff would be nice because you can use it as your Christmas decor every year. I have my mom's old nativity set. It's about 70 years old or more. It's probably not worth much, but I set it out every year.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2025 11:37 PM (0Htd1)

232 Wyatt Earp passed on in 1929.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 07, 2025 11:37 PM (XbCq8)

233 Nothing quite like a short arms ONT. Thanks much, TRex.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2025 11:38 PM (mH6SG)

234 My friend came by. We had a nice visit. He had a horrible day. I was there for him. We talked. Man hug. And done.

He has a beautiful family. I am always happy for him, and his wife and their kids.

Beautiful family.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 11:38 PM (jvJvP)

235 @NationalistAkku

My Sindoor is there to take revenge for our sister's Sindoor..
Jai Hind🇮🇳

Happy Diwali Pakistan..

https://tinyurl.com/mvf74atr

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 11:38 PM (PB44O)

236 Well.


Those 1977 original Star Wars action figures still in the package are worth $$$. And they were mass produced.

I was given some beautiful Depression Era etched wine, cocktail, highball and champagne glasses. They belonged to his parent/grandparents. I love them and use them when I have people over. Sometimes I use them just by myself. Everyrhing tastes better in a fancy glass.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 11:39 PM (mT+6a)

237 233 Nothing quite like a short arms ONT. Thanks much, TRex.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2025 11:38 PM
***
Now it is a party. Good evening Sir.

Posted by: TRex at May 07, 2025 11:40 PM (omd/p)

238 I have driven by that barn. And, it's killing me that I can remember exactly where.
Posted by: Orson
***********
Lawrence, PA

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at May 07, 2025 11:40 PM (cCn4/)

239 BTW, the ice cream machine as run out of ice cream. I have failed, once again. Sigh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2025 11:40 PM (mH6SG)

240 I haven't had drive thru fast food in eons. What's a Quarter Pounder going for these days?

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2025 11:40 PM (AOsQT)

241 48 11
'Poor Irene Cara. Condemned to sing the same damn song every day until the day she died.'

Worse than that. She didn't even live forever.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 07, 2025 10:16 PM (3wi/L)

She died too young. She was 6 months younger than me and died on my birthday in 2022.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 07, 2025 11:41 PM (QGaXH)

242 Orson -

Did you mean “can” or “can’t”?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 07, 2025 11:41 PM (XbCq8)

243 Who ever left action figures in the package? They are remaking the old ones. I saw a Lando Calrissian on the clearance rack at Walmart.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 11:41 PM (bF7Q5)

244 Now it is a party. Good evening Sir.

And a good evening to you, my friend.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2025 11:41 PM (mH6SG)

245 >> No, just new to full-stack cross platform web-development.

>> What I have been able to learn in a months time makes me angrier and angrier at how much time, money and resources went into the effort to build out an ERP and what was actually delivered is pathetic.

Ahh, welcome, welcome. Over here you’ll find all-inclusive Typescript developer bootcamp in Barbados.

And over here you’ll find the solid gold fountain. A found made of gold that pumps gold. Take as much as you want; we are venture-funded so money is literally no object.

Posted by: Offended Dinosaur at May 07, 2025 11:42 PM (l3YAf)

246 Is there a reason the border around the Comments box is different?

I'm reading thru the comments -I'm only up to 48 so maybe it's been discussed and dissected to the nth degree already.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 07, 2025 11:42 PM (QGaXH)

247 My friend came by. We had a nice visit. He had a horrible day. I was there for him. We talked. Man hug. And done.

He has a beautiful family. I am always happy for him, and his wife and their kids.

Beautiful family.
Posted by: Stateless..
**********
You're a good person Stateless. And a very good friend.

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at May 07, 2025 11:42 PM (cCn4/)

248 85 >> Second Assistant Under Minister of the Treasury: "What about a pile of rocks? Is a pile of rocks good, boss?"

What’s funny is that every Zimbabwe banknote from the same period had a fucking pile of rocks on it.

Must be why it’s such an economic powerhouse.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 10:28 PM (l3YAf)
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Was that tongue-in-cheek? Those rocks 'represent' the Zimbabwe Ruins.

Posted by: Ciampino - look them up at May 07, 2025 11:43 PM (sPQoU)

249 I saw something about the national average McDonalds value meal being about $13.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 11:43 PM (bF7Q5)

250 Was that tongue-in-cheek? Those rocks 'represent' the Zimbabwe Ruins.
Posted by: Ciampino - look them up at May 07, 2025 11:43 PM (sPQoU)

Zimbabwe ruins? Like Rhodesia?

I’ve never heard of the Zimbabwean Ruins before today. I just found it amusing every banknote had a pile of rocks on it.

Posted by: Offended Dinosaur at May 07, 2025 11:45 PM (l3YAf)

251 Did you mean “can” or “can’t”?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 07, 2025 11:41 PM (XbCq
____________________

sure did...
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Lawrence, PA
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at May 07, 2025 11:40 PM (cCn4/)
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You know for sure? I've seen it but I don't get out to the Pittsburgh area much. I was thinking somewhere near Lancaster County

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2025 11:45 PM (dIske)

252 You're a good person Stateless. And a very good friend.

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at May 07, 2025 11:42 PM (cCn4/)

Thank you so much. The jury is still out.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 11:46 PM (jvJvP)

253 Thanks for the ONT.

The Mike Rowe bits are hilarious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2025 11:46 PM (bss/y)

254 246 Is there a reason the border around the Comments box is different?

Doesn’t look any different from usual on my iPad.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 07, 2025 11:47 PM (XbCq8)

255 >> Is there a reason the border around the Comments box is different?

Looks the same to me?

Try Ctrl-Shift-R.

Posted by: Offended Dinosaur at May 07, 2025 11:47 PM (l3YAf)

256 Usually the best collectibles are ephemera; stuff that ws made to be used up and thrown away. Matchbook covers, toys, beer cans, phonograph records, etc. Even big things like cars, appliances, radios, and TV sets.

Stuff that is promoted to be collectible usually is collected, and as result, nearly everyone who wants the stuff already has it, and there is no market.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2025 11:48 PM (/LEkU)

257 240 I haven't had drive thru fast food in eons. What's a Quarter Pounder going for these days?
Posted by: Don Black
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20 dollars, same as Hunter.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at May 07, 2025 11:48 PM (VJc7E)

258 Hopefully the African Cardinals dump the Jesuits into the Tiber.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2025 10:34

Coverage was funny today when a seagull kept landing near the chimney that was watched for smoke. They talked about the seagull and then about the cardinals huddled inside.

sounded like the Audubon channel.

Posted by: Farmer at May 07, 2025 11:49 PM (55Qr6)

259 Irene Cara... died too young

I probably will come off as an asshole but Ms Cara did a lot of drugs and drank a lot too. Supposedly she cleaned up in 2006 but organ damage can last.
The best takeaway is to not do that.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 11:49 PM (gKWVE)

260 Beef is about $4.00 a pound. Why do people eat out?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 11:50 PM (bF7Q5)

261 You know for sure? I've seen it but I don't get out to the Pittsburgh area much. I was thinking somewhere near Lancaster County
Posted by: Orson
************
You need to explore the Pittsburgh area more...if you enjoy major hills and massive weather....

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at May 07, 2025 11:50 PM (cCn4/)

262 I think white smoke means you're sucking ATF into the intake manifold. Or possibly coolant ?

Coolant. Killed a Dodge D50 (Mitsubishi) 4 banger that way.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 07, 2025 11:51 PM (lUFok)

263 Ultra-heavy-metal really does work for the Hun, btw.
Even if you don't like it, it really does evoke hordes of horsemen coming across the plains to kill you all.

Posted by: GWB at May 07, 2025 11:51 PM (wbjSL)

264 Well, I am getting real sleepy. Time for me to go to bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2025 11:51 PM (/LEkU)

265 Pittsburgh. Mars isn't any kind of place to raise a kid.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 11:52 PM (bF7Q5)

266 255 >> Is there a reason the border around the Comments box is different?

Looks the same to me?

Try Ctrl-Shift-R.
Posted by: Offended Dinosaur at May 07, 2025 11:47 PM (l3YAf)

I had a gold border on the comment box when I first clicked through.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2025 11:53 PM (bss/y)

267 Or Cmd-Shift-R on macOS.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 11:53 PM (l3YAf)

268 You need to explore the Pittsburgh area more...if you enjoy major hills and massive weather....
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at May 07, 2025 11:50 PM (cCn4/)
____________________

I always try to catch a Pirates game if I'm in the area. Roberto Clemente will always be my favorite.

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2025 11:53 PM (dIske)

269 I'm just curious about how small a town we are talking about....
Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 10:20 PM (jvJvP)


Mr TiFW grew up in a town of ~1600 40 miles from the nearest town to the east (Uvalde), 30 miles from the nearest town to the west (Del Rio).

They didn't have any traffic lights when he was growing up. If you got in trouble at school, your mother knew about it before you got home for lunch.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 07, 2025 11:54 PM (SRRAx)

270 I have a copy, sealed in a plastic bag, of the August 1939 edition of Astounding: it contains “Life-Line,” Robert A. Heinlein's first published short story.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 07, 2025 11:54 PM (XbCq8)

271 96 You can't outrun the long arm of Columbia record and tape club.
Posted by: Boss Moss

You still owe the for the CDs?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


CDs? I still owe for cassettes.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 10:31 PM (y6oPX)

Makes mental note to dig out bill for those 45's......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 07, 2025 11:54 PM (QGaXH)

272 my fav version of Fame: https://tinyurl.com/y3ws83z3

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at May 07, 2025 11:54 PM (y7zkd)

273 264 Well, I am getting real sleepy. Time for me to go to bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2025 11:51 PM (/LEkU

Early out there?

Sleep well AOP.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 11:54 PM (jvJvP)

274 I am setting up a new PC - it is tedious work. On the upside I have been listening to a bunch of music. Mini Review. This album was panned by the critics; they are idiots. I hadn't listened to it in its entirety for a number of years until a few days ago. It is some wildly overlooked work by the band. Petty is in a furious mood about the state of the music business in general. From the personal perspective he laments the loss of being able to pool money, go see a band, and be inspired. By extension he is mostly riled up by the losses in life, it peppers the whole album. It is worth a spin. This is a live version of the title track and the band crushes it.

The Last DJ (Live)
Tom Petty & the Heart Breakers
2002

https://youtu.be/w2v8Fz6Zg1k?t=99

Posted by: Ateria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 07, 2025 11:57 PM (amnH6)

275 Mr TiFW grew up in a town of ~1600 40 miles from the nearest town to the east (Uvalde), 30 miles from the nearest town to the west (Del Rio).

They didn't have any traffic lights when he was growing up. If you got in trouble at school, your mother knew about it before you got home for lunch.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 07, 2025 11:54 PM (SRRAx

4500 people.

And I was running barefoot and two cop cars stopped me.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 11:57 PM (jvJvP)

276 260 Beef is about $4.00 a pound. Why do people eat out?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Because we can, and want to…

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 07, 2025 11:58 PM (XbCq8)

277 Irene Cara played herself in DC Cab. What a Feeling wax the theme song.

I remember the movie being hilarious but haven't seen it in more than 20 years. I wonder if it's held up.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 12:01 AM (VofaG)

278 Night AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2025 12:01 AM (bss/y)

279 I had a gold border on the comment box when I first clicked through.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2025 11:53


I had a comment border depth like this. Refresh fixed it.

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Posted by: 13times at May 08, 2025 12:03 AM (zXoXa)

280 Beef is about $4.00 a pound. Why do people eat out?

Most of the time it's because I'm too lazy to cook.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 08, 2025 12:05 AM (lUFok)

281 If I had to guess, the comment box weirdness is due to ad code mucking things up.

People have been reporting the "Jump to bottom of Comments" link getting hijacked by ads. I've seen the back button hijacked by ads.

Those ads load Javascript which can modify things on the page.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 12:05 AM (l3YAf)

282 93 Who lives there now?
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Dregs of society.

If this were Atlanta they would be the Dixie Dregs of Society

https://tinyurl.com/3e3svnd9

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at May 08, 2025 12:06 AM (y7zkd)

283 96 You can't outrun the long arm of Columbia record and tape club.
Posted by: Boss Moss

You still owe the for the CDs?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


CDs? I still owe for cassettes.

8 tracks

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at May 08, 2025 12:07 AM (y7zkd)

284 They didn't have any traffic lights when he was growing up. If you got in trouble at school, your mother knew about it before you got home for lunch.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 07, 2025 11:54 PM (SRRAx

That's so funny.

If you want, check out "Corner Gas" on Roku. Canadian comedy in small town Saskatchewan...sp?..

A town of 450 people.. It's a nice quiet comedy to have in the background. Small town people should love it.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 08, 2025 12:08 AM (jvJvP)

285 Regarding black smoke from the Vatican:

Someone should do a meme showing black smoke in the front and in the back it's coming from a big ol' bbq with a mess of ribs and steaks and all the cardinals gathered in a beer tent chowing down....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 08, 2025 12:09 AM (QGaXH)

286 Holy heck, I grew up in 1960's and 70's Anchorage. Before the pipeline days, it was between 50 and 75,000 people. Small enough that everyone you knew knew everyone else. The same teacher taught the same grade for years, so all your sisters that went before... well, expectations were higher than reality in my case.

I still have strangers come up to me and ask about my dad. He knew everybody in Anchorage, and most folks on the Kenai Peninsula.

Alaska remains a small town in many ways.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 12:11 AM (a4NoL)

287 Would someone please put a note about Jim SND passing away in the right sidebar for anyone who might not have gotten the news yet?

Also, who figured out how to add Jewells to the left sidebar list of Morons who have passed away? When we find out who was able to do that, they need to add Vic (and now Jim SND) to the list, please!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 08, 2025 12:11 AM (SRRAx)

288 Then there came a time when exhaustion was complete, and there were no comments left to share. Which, for me, was about two hours ago.

https://youtu.be/jJ4IUjjVfng

G'nite, y'all. G'nite.

Posted by: mindful webworker - out of this world at May 08, 2025 12:12 AM (uAhcM)

289 Someone should do a meme showing black smoke in the front and in the back it's coming from a big ol' bbq with a mess of ribs and steaks and all the cardinals gathered in a beer tent chowing down....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 08, 2025 12:09 AM (QGaXH)

I personally think the are reading car magazines and drinking scotch, neither of which they do when others are watching. Probably swapping notes on various types of Communion Wine. And bragging about their cars and their lifts while scratching themselves.

Just for a few days, so they can feel like men again.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 12:14 AM (a4NoL)

290 Mr. TiFW's father was the Elementary School principal. He knew not to get in any trouble....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 08, 2025 12:14 AM (SRRAx)

291 G'nite, y'all. G'nite.

Goodnight, here's a lullaby for you:

https://youtu.be/uCVY4Zu_kqk

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 08, 2025 12:15 AM (lUFok)

292 Coverage was funny today when a seagull kept landing near the chimney that was watched for smoke. They talked about the seagull and then about the cardinals huddled inside.

sounded like the Audubon channel.

Posted by: Farmer at May 07, 2025 11:49 PM (55Qr6)

Is it like listening to golf announcers?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 08, 2025 12:15 AM (a4NoL)

293 You can't talk about metal without talking about Lovebites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=winJfaaWwlg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHrWRT0Jeac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pc0XK0lNmU

Posted by: Jim S. at May 08, 2025 12:17 AM (ACSvc)

294 240 I haven't had drive thru fast food in eons. What's a Quarter Pounder going for these days?
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2025 11:40 PM (AOsQT)

About four ounces...?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 08, 2025 12:17 AM (QGaXH)

295 Also, who figured out how to add Jewells to the left sidebar list of Morons who have passed away? When we find out who was able to do that, they need to add Vic (and now Jim SND) to the list, please!

I think that y'all need to let Vic appearing in the sidebar go. I don't quite understand the reasoning but it is what it is. I'm sure JSND will be there soon.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 08, 2025 12:18 AM (mH6SG)

296 Serously, for health reasons I haven’t been able to cook and sit at a table for weeks. The pain started in 10 minutes, became excruciating at 15 minutes, standing or sitting. Only thing for it was to lie down, which eased the pain almost immediately. So if I couldn’t have gotten to Larry’s Subs in town (I’ve raked the driver’s seat back like a low rider - I can see over the hood and can operate the vehicle safely) I would have starved. As it is, I’ve lost 16 lbs. I tipped the waitstaff extra to bring the sandwiches out to my truck. I could make the trip to the Tundra and back, stopping at the fridge to stash extra 12 inch sandwiches, grab a bag of potato chips, and a paper plate on a wicker tray, and cold bottled drink. Then I would lie on my back with the plate on my chest and eat on my back in bed. No matter how good the sandwiches are, you get tired of them. I can see why the Hebrews wanted some meat after a steady, monotonous diet of mana, the celestial food.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 12:20 AM (XbCq8)

297 And I am one of those troglodytes who collected Precious Monents (and other) figurines - mostly because my mother enrolled Daughter #1 in the Kid's Birthday Club when she was born. I wasn't a hard core collector, but I didn't get their space-related figurines, due to being a NASA kid. And I collected a different series because they looked so much like #2 daughter it was scary.

I bought the ones that brought me joy; never got them with an eye to future value - that wasn't ever my intent. I still like looking at them, usually because each one was purchased to commemorate a happy time in my life. My poor family is going to have to deal with them when I am gone....

I may send them here, if anyone wants one 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 08, 2025 12:21 AM (SRRAx)

298 First time ever.

Our county [Butte] hired a goat herd contractor and they've got them grazing along a diversion canal bottom and esrthen dyke that runs through town. I saw about 100 goats and a trailered 1000 gallon water guzzler. The temp fence is pretty light weight but will suffice unless a neighborhood dog gets inside the fence. I didn't see a herd sentinel dog, but that doesn't mean that that there aren't three or four of them lurking.

Posted by: 13times at May 08, 2025 12:23 AM (zXoXa)

299 You can't outrun the long arm of Columbia record and tape club.
Posted by: Boss Moss

You still owe the for the CDs?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

CDs? I still owe for cassettes.

8 tracks
Posted by: Pikov Andropov

All of this: For the Win!

Posted by: Ateria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 08, 2025 12:24 AM (amnH6)

300 Vic is in the sidebar of our hearts

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2025 12:27 AM (gKWVE)

301 Come on 300......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 08, 2025 12:27 AM (QGaXH)

302 301 Come on 300......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 08, 2025 12:27 AM (QGaXH)

Somebody beat me to 300....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 08, 2025 12:28 AM (QGaXH)

303 Back in my day it was the Ugaritia Tablet Club and they just sent you clay cylinders with the notes etched into them

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2025 12:31 AM (gKWVE)

304 303 Back in my day it was the Ugaritia Tablet Club and they just sent you clay cylinders with the notes etched into them
Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2025 12:31 AM (gKWVE)

Wax cylinders must have been an odd medium. Fragile as hell. Can't let them get too hot (in a world without AC.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2025 12:36 AM (bss/y)

305 nightwish
youtu.be/Gx-BnTqGq5Y

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2025 12:40 AM (gKWVE)

306 301 Come on 300......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 08, 2025 12:27 AM


Congratulations!

You have beaten the all-time world record in bowling!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 08, 2025 12:42 AM (HlyYF)

307 ...they need to add Vic (and now Jim SND) to the list, please!

I think that y'all need to let Vic appearing in the sidebar go. I don't quite understand the reasoning but it is what it is. I'm sure JSND will be there soon.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 08, 2025 12:18
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Agreed Notorious, but I think a lot here have never heard why Vic isn't listed. I didn't know, and wondered, then one night caught a reference to why.

It seems some of Vic's remarks were considered racist. I can't recall that but it may well be true and I just dismissed it as he was a product of his time and location.

Anyhow, while some may think it unfair for a person to be labeled racist this is Ace's place. He really can't be seen as honoring such a person. Scumbag leftists could run with that to ruin Ace.

Someone correct me if I am wrong please. See the addition to my sig.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at May 08, 2025 12:45 AM (55Qr6)

308 So good news! Thank the Lord, after my surgery, I have been able to sit indefinitely in a straight back chair, provided I put a large throw pillow in that chair, so I can recline. I can also stand long enough to cook something. I started with my “Eggs in a Nest” recipe I gave a few nights back on the blog. Then I heated a whole can (two regular bowls worth) of Campbell’s OLD BAY® Seasoned Clam Chowder. I have a couple of extra large bowls, so I put the whole thing in one of them and proceeded to chow down. You may wrinkle your nose at Campbell’s, but it was good. Had some toast rusks on the side. And last night! I made a three egg omelette with mushrooms, bacon, and grated sharp cheddar cheese. I made a chamomile and spearmint herbal infusion from Celestial Seasonings in my good old Blue Bettie pot, cause I don’t want caffeine at night. I put 4 bags in for two cups, and steeped it for 6 minutes: it still came out weak - typical for herbal “teas” I’m afraid. Anyway it was delicious! And yes, I went out to eat for lunch today because I could, and I wanted to. I got a lunch special at Cracker Barrel (yes, wrinkle that nose!). It was _good_!!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 12:45 AM (XbCq8)

309 Chowdah! You got it right!

Posted by: gKWVE at May 08, 2025 12:47 AM (gKWVE)

310
If I were in charge of the conclave stove, I think I'd have some fun. Mixed white and black smoke, maybe a definite shade of grey. I'd say we have a Schrodinger's Pope.

And then, maybe, really go wild, red, green, pink, yellow smoke. May plaid if I could rig it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 08, 2025 12:47 AM (w6EFb)

311
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 08, 2025 12:45 AM (XbCq

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Good for you!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2025 12:47 AM (U7Gpi)

312 Haven't been following the action in Rome today. Did a new guy get the big hat yet?
Posted by: Cicero
- - - - -

No, they are still doing the traditional Dance Battle to select the next Pope.

Lots of pelvic thrusting, twerking, and the classic "Talk to the hand!" moves. Some are even using Bishop staffs as stripper poles.

Is there a disco ball in the Sistine Chapel, you ask? Bet on it...

Posted by: As not seen on TV at May 08, 2025 12:50 AM (WXRj/)

313 So no nukes flew in the Indy-Paki region..all quiet already?

Posted by: a dude in MI at May 08, 2025 12:53 AM (+I6Y/)

314 Is there a disco ball in the Sistine Chapel, you ask? Bet on it...

*cracks a chestnut*

Posted by: Cesare at May 08, 2025 12:55 AM (gKWVE)

315 The guinness book of world records jumped to shark years and years again. However narcissism knows no bounds

Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 08, 2025 01:03 AM (YCq3A)

316 Pittsburgh Pirates got beat tonight, again. 5-0. It would be nice if MLB had a regulation, like the English Premier League (and most soccer leagues around the world). Pittsburgh has been cosplaying as a major pro franchise for too long now. Just drop them to AA or AAA and be done with it. They're a joke.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 08, 2025 01:09 AM (sAmhv)

317 A an aside, Rhodes Scholars:

Bill Clinton

Pete Buttigieg

George Stephanopoulos

Corey Booker

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2025 01:25 AM (XeU6L)

318 Nemo - Glad to hear things are looking up!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2025 01:27 AM (XeU6L)

319 Good evening, Horde. TRex, that's a damned fine barn and an ONT full of fun.

Posted by: scampydog at May 08, 2025 01:28 AM (41CYW)

320 Pee Wee rocking the dinosaur:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U6eGIvh4DU

Posted by: scottst at May 08, 2025 01:29 AM (wUqxn)

321 Pittsburgh Pirates got beat tonight, again. 5-0. It would be nice if MLB had a regulation, like the English Premier League (and most soccer leagues around the world). Pittsburgh has been cosplaying as a major pro franchise for too long now. Just drop them to AA or AAA and be done with it. They're a joke.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 08, 2025 01:09 AM (sAmhv)


That's one of my favorite things about the EPL, Relegation. While the battles at the top of the table are interesting, I find the bottom of the table Relegation Battles more fun. From what I scanned in the news, the US soccer league is going to a relegation system.

Posted by: RickZ at May 08, 2025 01:35 AM (gKDq2)

322 A an aside, Rhodes Scholars:

Bill Clinton

Pete Buttigieg

George Stephanopoulos

Corey Booker
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2025 01:25 AM (XeU6L)


That Rach Maddow dude.

Posted by: RickZ at May 08, 2025 01:36 AM (gKDq2)

323 A an aside, Rhodes Scholars:
Bill Clinton
Pete Buttigieg
George Stephanopoulos
Corey Booker
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2025

An aside that shows lefty infiltration of foundations and education has been ongoing for yrs. What was the foundation that has funded Bill Ayers work in indoctinating young students?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at May 08, 2025 01:36 AM (55Qr6)

324 What was the foundation that has funded Bill Ayers work in indoctinating young students?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at May 08, 2025 01:36 AM (55Qr6)


Annenberg Foundation.

Posted by: RickZ at May 08, 2025 01:40 AM (gKDq2)

325 A lot of Club Comment of the Week material tonight. Clever Morons.

Posted by: scampydog at May 08, 2025 01:40 AM (41CYW)

326 Annenberg Foundation.
Posted by: RickZ at May 08, 2025 01:40

Thanks RickZ. There are a bunch of these foundations that have been taken over by leftists, as you know. What happened, how did conservatives loose control, I've never heard an explanation..

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at May 08, 2025 01:51 AM (55Qr6)

327 The Irene Cara clip is cool, and she is rocking those Guess jeans which were brand new at the time:

https://tinyurl.com/guesjeans

Posted by: scottst at May 08, 2025 01:53 AM (wUqxn)

328 317 A an aside, Rhodes Scholars:

Bill Clinton

Pete Buttigieg

George Stephanopoulos

Corey Booker
Posted by: Mike Hammer



A murderer's row of leftist idiocy and incompetence.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 08, 2025 01:55 AM (sAmhv)

329 321: Relegation. Not Regulation. Doh!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 08, 2025 01:56 AM (sAmhv)

330 Annenberg Foundation has been a funder of NPR also, I think

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2025 01:57 AM (XeU6L)

331 What happened, how did conservatives loose control, I've never heard an explanation..
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at May 08, 2025 01:51 AM (55Qr6)


The children and grandchildren (of privilege) took over the organizations. Carnegie, Mellon, etc. They all wanted their names as supporters of PBS shows, I guess a cool thing to do when you're rich. I do remember The Annenberg Foundation/Project being a prominent supporter of many 'serious' shows, along with the Carnegie Foundation.

Posted by: RickZ at May 08, 2025 01:58 AM (gKDq2)

332 Bill Clinton’s GPA as a Rhodes Scholar?

0.0

Definite Animal House material.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 02:07 AM (VofaG)

333 Go read Prairie Fire: A Political Manifesto by the Weather Underground.

All of the quackery in the manifesto is now mainstream.

https://archive.org/details/prairie-fire-1974

Posted by: 13times at May 08, 2025 02:10 AM (zXoXa)

334 Another aspect is that old reliable method of communist infiltration and takeover of systems they oppose. The Boy Scouts is likely the best example, and one everyone has seen personally and locally.

Get in, gain some element of control, promote your degeneracy, and you succeed regardless. Because people will either say "no thank you" and leave the organization, rendering it impotent and meaningless and on its way to eventual collapse, or after moving the Overton window firmly into the new position people will accept your terms and your degeneracy will become the new normal for the organization moving forward.

Win-win.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -If you were back on the market you'd lose the weight, but not for your husband at May 08, 2025 02:12 AM (g7exq)

335 The Left sued the Boy Scouts because they banned Homo scout leaders and then they sued the Boy Scouts because the Homo Scout leaders molested the kids.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 02:15 AM (VofaG)

336 The vic thing is odd, but I do not know enough to comment on the situation. There is some oddness there. I remember around 6 months to a year before we got some sort of confirmation he had passed someone purporting to be his daughter? Niece? said he had died. She was not particularly complimentary.

I dunno. Just smells odd to me. Maybe vic lives on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2025 02:20 AM (bss/y)

337 335 The Left sued the Boy Scouts because they banned Homo scout leaders and then they sued the Boy Scouts because the Homo Scout leaders molested the kids.
Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2025 02:15 AM (VofaG)

Wedge, then destroy.

Scouts probably made too many kids feel self sufficient.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2025 02:21 AM (bss/y)

338 Get in, gain some element of control, promote your degeneracy, and you succeed regardless. Because people will either say "no thank you" and leave the organization, rendering it impotent and meaningless and on its way to eventual collapse, or after moving the Overton window firmly into the new position people will accept your terms and your degeneracy will become the new normal for the organization moving forward.

Win-win.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie -If you were back on the market you'd lose the weight, but not for your husband at May 08, 2025 02:12 AM (g7exq)


Lefties take over an orgaization and wear it as a skin suit.

What was once a nice company supporting decent things turns into a DEI LGBTQWERTY clusterfuck sponsoring drag queen story hour in your public library.

On X, a guy named Robbie Starbuck has been doing yeoman's work exposing companies' DEI policies, like Harley-Davidson and other supposed pro-American companies. The left cannot create their own (See: both talk radio and podcasting), so they take over an organization from the inside, making it only superficially recognizable by the name (and its past) only, a skin suit.

Posted by: RickZ at May 08, 2025 02:24 AM (gKDq2)

339 Knowing what we know now I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to discover that USAID type money was used to coordinate and eventually topple the influence of the Boy Scouts on American males.

Honestly I'd be much more surprised if it wasn't.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -If you were back on the market you'd lose the weight, but not for your husband at May 08, 2025 02:26 AM (g7exq)

340 Honestly I'd be much more surprised if it wasn't.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie -If you were back on the market you'd lose the weight, but not for your husband at May 08, 2025 02:26 AM (g7exq)

Yeah. It is sad. I was never too into some of the more organized aspects, but the chance to camp and learn survival stuff, tie knots, shoot guns, etc. I did really like it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2025 02:30 AM (bss/y)

341 Saw this on X. 4chan is 4chan, but I don't think this is too far off on this regarding a lot of this stuff. This is just a snippet:

"the commie left (that's not the original and has been sanitized for ace's protection) doesn't want gay pride parades in your street, drag queens in your libraries, your son transgender, your parents dead from opioids and cancer, your daughter race mixing, your meat replaced with bugs all while your media laughs at you because they think it's for anyone's benefit. They want it because they know you don't want it, but cant stop them. They want to humiliate you. There isn't any other reason."

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -If you were back on the market you'd lose the weight, but not for your husband at May 08, 2025 02:31 AM (g7exq)

342 sort of related name field test

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 02:33 AM (g7exq)

343 Scouts probably made too many kids feel self sufficient.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2025 02:21 AM (bss/y)


Oh, yeah, carrying guns, knives, matches and a bedroll.

Before all the fancy outdoor cooking channels, I wa a pretty good cook in the Scouts. Could make biscuits using the reflector oven or on a weekend camps spaghetti and meatballs; I mean, we didn't starve or eat crappy food. Learned how to make fire and cook on it. The pans were shitty so you learned real fast what not to do. Cleaned pans in river sand.

Yep, self-sufficient independence. Terrible thing -- for totalitarians.

My Eagle medal feels cheapened, just like the Dems did to my Birthright Citizenship. This country went so far left and, thanks to DOGE, we paid for the propaganda to do so. It wasn't a rigged game, there was no game. It was all a show. Now we get the dramatic screams of hurt and agony, illegals being deported and government workers being fired. Oh well.

Posted by: RickZ at May 08, 2025 02:36 AM (gKDq2)

344 ...and we, the taxpayers funded these asshoes all the while they were chipping away at our country, our government, our institutions, our way of life.

Posted by: JQ, feeling like a total CHUMP at May 08, 2025 02:39 AM (rdVOm)

345 Back in 2016-17 Woke Inc infiltrated and hollowed out traditional progressive-left orgs like the Sierra Club, John Muir and Audubon Society rendering them inert.

lol. That's the silver lining.

Posted by: 13times at May 08, 2025 02:42 AM (zXoXa)

346 ...and we, the taxpayers funded these asshoes all the while they were chipping away at our country, our government, our institutions, our way of life.
Posted by: JQ, feeling like a total CHUMP at May 08, 2025 02:39 AM (rdVOm)


And the world. Why were we paying for transgender llama surgery in Peru? (Completely made up.) Or the $68,000,000 USAID gave to the World Economic Forum? (Totally true.)

Posted by: RickZ at May 08, 2025 02:48 AM (gKDq2)

347 I was in the Scouts and all of us had a great time - we were the bad news bears of scouting.

Posted by: 13times at May 08, 2025 02:48 AM (zXoXa)

348 ...and we, the taxpayers funded these asshoes all the while they were chipping away at our country, our government, our institutions, our way of life.
Posted by: JQ

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Up to and including destroying marriage, which is incredible when you think about it. Between the motivation of welfare and the non-monogamous "gay marriage" cosplaying absurdity, it worked beautifully.

And now here we are, with illegitimate children 100% accepted and celebrated in almost all parts of society, polyamory a fairly mainstream idea, and women willingly coordinating harems amongst themselves in order to be briefly used sexually by the top 20% of men in any given regional population.

They figured out how to destroy the family.* I don't know how they could have succeeded at any higher level.



* We won't even get into turning brother against brother regarding COVID

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 02:51 AM (g7exq)

349 Oh, and I forgot selling Sex and the City, a TV show about gay male promiscuity with an impossible happy ending for the women involved, to ladies as the standard they should strive for.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 02:52 AM (g7exq)

350 >> women willingly coordinating harems amongst themselves

Oh my God, that’s awful! Where? Where is this happening so I can avoid it?

Posted by: Offended Dinosaur at May 08, 2025 02:54 AM (l3YAf)

351 "It's just a piece of paper"

(Said so many guys, who simply would not admit that all they wanted was s*x)

Posted by: JQ, feeling like a total CHUMP at May 08, 2025 02:55 AM (rdVOm)

352 I was in the Scouts and all of us had a great time - we were the bad news bears of scouting.
Posted by: 13times at May 08, 2025 02:48 AM (zXoXa)


I had a blast because my Scoutmaster was a 55-year-old pot-bellied rebel with a crew cut. He was a civilian jet machinist at USNAS Norfolk; he had no kids. Hated my local Scout Council, called them 'clowns'. Went to another Council's summer camp much further away, the whole bit. In college, I stopped by to see him as my Mom told me he was in bad shape. While I was there, another former scout, from before my time, dropped by. He was a Naval Aviator. Mr. Ira C. Erwin was one of the good ones.

Posted by: RickZ at May 08, 2025 02:59 AM (gKDq2)

353 Women? I thought Sarah Jessica Parker played a tranny.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 03:02 AM (l3YAf)

354 "It's just a piece of paper"

(Said so many guys, who simply would not admit that all they wanted was s*x)
Posted by: JQ

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And that's a completely normal motivation and how the entire thing is supposed to work. And there was a time when sex was valued, and that was the understood currency for the trade.

I will provide a relationship, my resources, and my protection. You will provide sex.

It's absurdly simple.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 03:03 AM (g7exq)

355 336 The vic thing is odd, but I do not know enough to comment on the situation. There is some oddness there. I remember around 6 months to a year before we got some sort of confirmation he had passed someone purporting to be his daughter? Niece? said he had died. She was not particularly complimentary.

I dunno. Just smells odd to me. Maybe vic lives on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



Well, if he didn't die then there are a whole bunch of hordelings who commented on an 'In Memory of' page that people use to send condolences online. We all sent our condolences to a stranger then. I'm pretty sure he's died. He mentioned it frequently that his health was crap and he wasn't a youngin'.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 08, 2025 03:10 AM (sAmhv)

356 Well, Mr. Cobbie, it doesn't work that way any more.

We're FOSSILS, dude.

If my husband passes before I do (and I really wonder, now)

I'm DONE with men, with "relationships" with men, and (at my age) being a nurse/purse for a man.

Nothing against *men* really, just the whole BS of *expectations* within my age group.

Posted by: JQ, feeling like a total CHUMP at May 08, 2025 03:10 AM (rdVOm)

357 Well, I am getting real sleepy. Time for me to go to bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2025 11:51 PM (/LEkU)
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Wake up!

Alberta is ready to divorce Canada:

https://tinyurl.com/48vdmb9d

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 08, 2025 03:11 AM (D49EQ)

358 "I will provide a relationship, my resources, and my protection. You will provide sex."
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Uh-huh. Sex. And cooking, and housekeeping, and child-rearing... without any help... right?

Better have some *resources* LOL.

Lotta guys expect all that, but can't provide sh#t...

LMAO, and thanks to God that I didn't fall for one of *those* guys! Feel sorry for many of my classmates, though...

Posted by: JQ, feeling like a total CHUMP at May 08, 2025 03:31 AM (rdVOm)

359 Rickz. Our scout master was a pipe smoking medical supply salesman and Methodist. Looking at him you might think he was pretty straight laced. He even might have been, but he let boys be boys.



Posted by: 13times at May 08, 2025 03:32 AM (zXoXa)

360 Well, Mr. Cobbie, it doesn't work that way any more.

We're FOSSILS, dude.

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I don't disagree. I will say that part of our responsibility is to not require young people to have to re-learn what we (and Western Civilization as a whole) have known for literally thousands of years. People tend to see even having the conversation in an attempt to help youth as "bashing" or "toxic" or what-not, but there's no other way to have it. We know with 100% certainty what works. We've observed the last 50+ years and know without a doubt that THIS does not work.

It doesn't work that way anymore. We have to teach our children that it did work and *does* work, though. The difficult part will be similar to cell phones. They learn by example. Show them, don't tell them. And re-forming functioning families when there are financial motivations at both the personal and government level for its continued destruction will be extremely difficult to do. Probably at the level of achieving meaningful restrictions/bans on abortion (which is closely tied to the overall collapse , too).

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 03:34 AM (g7exq)

361 I was unable to teach by example, Boron Cobbie. I was unable to have children.

Hubby & XW had to adopt, and only got *one* child. He's great, but I had little to do with raising him, as he was 16 by the time hubs and I got together... Can't complain, but also cannot take credit.

He's a confirmed bachelor (the divorce scarred him terribly, I suspect) and if he ever has kids, will likely be of the step- variety.

Posted by: JQ, feeling like a total CHUMP at May 08, 2025 03:41 AM (rdVOm)

362 JQ. You should read Hilary Spurling's biography of Pearl Buck titled Pearl Buck in China: Journey to the Good Earth.

Pearl is one of the most interesting women of the 20th century - especially her life in China from when she was a tiny child until she was 30.

One of the themes being how Pearl and her mother are just whoopie cushions. Pearl pretty much rejects that nonsense.

Posted by: 13times at May 08, 2025 03:46 AM (zXoXa)

363 Our scout master was a pipe smoking medical supply salesman and Methodist. Looking at him you might think he was pretty straight laced. He even might have been, but he let boys be boys.

Posted by: 13times at May 08, 2025 03:32 AM (zXoXa)


On camping trips, mine always had a cup of coffee in his hand and a stogie in his mouth. As long as we weren't throwing sharpened hatchets at each other he let us, as you say, be boys.

My first weekend camping trip, in February, the temp got down to 17 above. I was fine but forgot to put my canteen in my sleeping bag with me. But it was cold. Fire. Important. Hot tea. Important. In the cold, you learn priorities quick.

Posted by: RickZ at May 08, 2025 03:47 AM (gKDq2)

364 Hey Horde, woke up a while ago after a very long nap on the couch.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 08, 2025 03:47 AM (0nHVk)

365 Hi, Debby!

*slides drink down the bar*

Welcome to the night shift!

Posted by: JQ, feeling like a total CHUMP at May 08, 2025 03:50 AM (rdVOm)

366 Is there a National Nap Day? If there isn't, there should be, honoring those among us who frequently nap.

Posted by: RickZ at May 08, 2025 03:50 AM (gKDq2)

367 Posted by: 13times at May 08, 2025 03:46 AM

Thanks! I will check that out!

Posted by: JQ, feeling like a total CHUMP at May 08, 2025 03:51 AM (rdVOm)

368 I will always avoid anything too personal. I will say that yes, relationship and resources from the man in exchange for sex / sexual access from the woman has been the understood coin of the realm.

Sadly I think that once feminists convinced women that the most valuable thing they possessed was valueless, so did the overall understanding of meaningful relationships as a whole. And that's a downward spiral right from the start, especially if the people getting married didn't grow up as children of married people.

It sounds harsh but I would encourage any young person to carefully consider marriage to someone from a broken home. Similar to baby mommas daughters hearing how awesome life is and how brave mommy is and then growing up to predictably also become baby mommas, you know going in what the likely outcome of that marriage will be.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 03:52 AM (g7exq)

369 Pearl married a man totally dedicated to his work - to the exclusion of his wife and children. It's a tragedy because he's a decent man who should've never married. Plus, living in 1900-1930 rural China was not an easy or safe way of life.

Posted by: 13times at May 08, 2025 03:56 AM (zXoXa)

370 I dunno, Cobbie...

I think *men* were behind the whole 'borshun BS.

Get what they want without any strings.

:shrugs:

Not gonna argue the whole M vs F thing tonight. I'm tired.

**buys Boron Cobbie his drink of choice**

Cheers, man!

Posted by: JQ, feeling like a total CHUMP at May 08, 2025 03:59 AM (rdVOm)

371 I guess it can be time to get up

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 04:02 AM (ypFCm)

372 I do agree with you, on the broken home aspect, B. Cobbie...

First hubby was from a broken home. Guess what? Yup, he cheated. Repeatedly. What a wonderful example that he had, right?

Meh.

Posted by: JQ, feeling like a total CHUMP at May 08, 2025 04:03 AM (rdVOm)

373 Thanks JQ, I will sip for a while and then crawl into bed with a book. I do have the luxury of sleeping in a little later in the morning.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 08, 2025 04:05 AM (0nHVk)

374 Enjoy your drink and book, Debby.

Pretty quiet here tonight.

Today was hot & sunny, so I put the canvas up on our gazebo. Nice shady place to relax!

Posted by: JQ, feeling like a total CHUMP at May 08, 2025 04:11 AM (rdVOm)

375 I think *men* were behind the whole 'borshun BS.

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I think it's even worse, and we got a glimpse of it a few years ago. Remember when corporations were openly saying they'd provide transportation for women to travel to another state to kill their babies (unsaid: so the women wouldn't miss work, quit the job, or require hiring / retraining another employee)?

I think that was a glimpse of the truth and what the prime mover was so many years ago, similar to how women didn't want voting rights but they were simultaneously pushed through / onto them by the governments of 1st world nations (sound familiar?)

Industrialized times need industrialized disposable widgets to be used and discarded.

I don't think it's M vs F. We're a team and always have been. What we've got to figure out is how to work together again, and acknowledge that we know a lot (if not all) of the answers already.

Cheers, JQ

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 04:14 AM (q43oI)

376 At the computer game company I worked at in the 80s, we one day received the preferred providers books for our health coverage. We discovered there was an OB/GYN in Ventura named Martha Beaver. We tried to convince the female employees that one of them needed to book an appointment, if only to find out if the doctor had been born to that name or acquired it via marriage.

Posted by: Epobirs at May 08, 2025 04:15 AM (/0z9K)

377 It does seem quiet here tonight, I am all caught up on comments. I hate what the left has done to our country.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 08, 2025 04:16 AM (0nHVk)

378 So tired of this pattern: I go to bed at a sensible hour (10:30 last night), and then I wake up three or four hours later (just before 2:30 this morning). My body never wants to be well rested anymore. Just enough sleep to survive. This is stupid.

So scotch and a book it is.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 08, 2025 04:17 AM (4/BuS)

379 >>(unsaid: so the women wouldn't miss work, quit the job, or require hiring / retraining another employee)?
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Point!

>>I don't think it's M vs F. We're a team and always have been. What we've got to figure out is how to work together again
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Another point!

Yes, I think it's just more of the same misdirection from TPTB--
Divide and conquer.

Posted by: JQ, feeling like a total CHUMP at May 08, 2025 04:20 AM (rdVOm)

380 I was doing that Bear, thankfully got out of it

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 04:21 AM (ypFCm)

381 *slides another scotch down the bar*

bear with asymmetrical balls, this one's for you!

Posted by: JQ, feeling like a total CHUMP at May 08, 2025 04:23 AM (rdVOm)

382 bear with asymmetrical balls, this one's for you!


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That's maybe the most amusing sentence I've seen in days.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 04:24 AM (q43oI)

383 Cheers, Boron Cobbie!

*pours shot*

*slides it down the bar to B. Cobbie*

Posted by: JQ, feeling like a total CHUMP at May 08, 2025 04:26 AM (rdVOm)

384 It's all of 4:30, Skip... you want a shot, too?

Posted by: JQ, feeling like a total CHUMP at May 08, 2025 04:27 AM (rdVOm)

385 TECH THREAD IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2025 04:31 AM (ypFCm)

386 Ok horde, I'm sleepy.

Not making 'Last Call' ('cause TRex declared open bar tonight.)

Liquor cabinet will remain unlocked.

Help thyselves as desired.

Good night, grey-box friends!

Posted by: JQ, feeling like a total CHUMP at May 08, 2025 04:31 AM (rdVOm)

387 Good talking to you JQ.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - smile and satisfy your boss' every desire, but not tonight dear I have a headache at May 08, 2025 04:33 AM (q43oI)

388 Likewise, Mr. Cobbie.

Posted by: JQ, feeling like a total CHUMP at May 08, 2025 04:33 AM (rdVOm)

389 Night, JQ, and thank you, I think of you so often, hope that I get to meet you at a MoMe some day. I might pop into the tech thread.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 08, 2025 04:37 AM (0nHVk)

Gird Your Loins Cafe

christopherlee2002.jpg
Christopher Lee in 2002

You may already have seen this young adopted beaver building dams in its owners' suburban home, despite never having known its parents or having been taught to build a dam. You can read more about young beavers in my self-published book, Beaver Fever.

Squirrel knows she's a super-model and fierce.

Cats can make a toy out of anything, except actual cat toys, which they are indifferent to.

Their favorite toy is "Your Stuff."

Brothers from another mother.

Soaking your reptile, if you know what I mean.

Crazy ear action.

Dog wants his chew toy, but the cat has decided to keep it.

Mudlover.

Time to make the doggy donuts.

Dog wakes up with a strange body beside his own and wonders did I just make a huge mistake last night?

Cute dog gets a cat to snuggle.

Traffic camera photobomb.


girdyourloins.jpg

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1 Hey

Posted by: Galvanized Colon - will accept many loads before rusting out at May 07, 2025 07:30 PM (sPQoU)

2 FOIST or Sponge?

Posted by: Ciampino - a bullet or two? at May 07, 2025 07:31 PM (sPQoU)

3 DRACULA!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 07:32 PM (rT96s)

4 Did someone say "young beaver"?

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at May 07, 2025 07:33 PM (W5ArC)

5 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 07:33 PM (cYBz/)

6 My high school mascot was a beaver and yes we had Beaver Fever.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 07:34 PM (vFG9F)

7 You can read more about young beavers in my self-published book, Beaver Fever.

Uh...never mind.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2025 07:34 PM (mH6SG)

8 Ward, you were a little hard on the beaver last night.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:34 PM (UarWD)

9 What is the difference between satan and dump? With satan you might get spmething for your soul.

Posted by: raimondo at May 07, 2025 07:34 PM (oQ+Ua)

10 How to Gird Up Your Loins:

Step 1: Don't wear a dress.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 07, 2025 07:35 PM (Jl4tD)

11 Good Evening.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2025 07:35 PM (LTygC)

12 Christopher Lee has some requirements for those hoping to date his daughter.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 07:36 PM (gKWVE)

13 Good job, Retardo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2025 07:36 PM (LTygC)

14 You may already have seen this young adopted beaver building dams in its owners' suburban home, despite never having known its parents or having been taught to build a dam.

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Fun fact: This is also why you shouldn't own, trust, or allow your pets or children around pit bulls

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 07:36 PM (r9cXI)

15 Beaver fever is similar to cat scratch fever, but with beavers.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 07:36 PM (vFG9F)

16 I like young beavers...

Posted by: J. Epstein at May 07, 2025 07:36 PM (1FWWQ)

17 Peter Jackson: Try to imagine what a man who's been stabbed in the back sounds like.
Christopher Lee: My dear boy, I don't have to imagine it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 07:36 PM (W5ArC)

18 Traffic camera photobomb.
_______________________

If parrots had hands, that one would have surely flipped the bird...heh....literally.

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2025 07:37 PM (dIske)

19 Wild animals in the house...eh, never liked the idea.

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2025 07:37 PM (g47mK)

20 Just wear pants.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 07:37 PM (bF7Q5)

21 > Step 1: Don't wear a dress.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 07, 2025 07:35 PM (Jl4tD)

Step 2: if swordplay is in the offing, wear a steel jockstrap.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 07:37 PM (W5ArC)

22 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2025 07:37 PM (ypFCm)

23 I'm not certain where the beaver slang came from.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:38 PM (UarWD)

24 Grid your lions.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 07:40 PM (63Dwl)

25 Yeah, but how do you grill your loins?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:40 PM (i24o9)

26 Good luck grilling your lion.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:40 PM (UarWD)

27 "Flat out like a lizard drinking"

This means fast in Australianeze. I think. Or really busy. Or "Help, my koala is randy!" I'm not sure. But I have heard it proudly exclaimed by an authy ausy. They also like to randomly shorten words which I think they picked up from modern brits.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2025 07:41 PM (cduTK)

28 >>>You can read more about young beavers in my self-published book, Beaver Fever.


I accidentally picked that one up at the local bookstore twelve times.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 07, 2025 07:41 PM (lHPJf)

29 Heya Skip!

You got that twenty you owe me?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:41 PM (UarWD)

30 Being scratched by a penguin seldom results in a fever, as the poor soul who is so unfortunately scratched will inevitably perish within minutes from the mephitic contamination.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 07, 2025 07:42 PM (vFG9F)

31 There will be time loin girding contests at the next MoMe. Right before karaoke starts.

Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 07:43 PM (p4NUW)

32 Even a Scottish kilt isn't that long, but again might want a stell jockstrap

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2025 07:44 PM (ypFCm)

33 There will be time loin girding contests at the next MoMe. Right before karaoke starts.

Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 07:43 PM (p4NUW)

And right after the 'ettes jumping on trampolines.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:44 PM (i24o9)

34
Good luck grilling your lion.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Shine a light in his face while questioning him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 07:44 PM (63Dwl)

35 I find it difficult to gird my loins when wearing a fabulous pencil skirt.

Posted by: Sam Briton at May 07, 2025 07:44 PM (JsD5q)

36 34
Good luck grilling your lion.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Shine a light in his face while questioning him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 07:44 PM (63Dwl

Slap him with a phone book.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:45 PM (UarWD)

37 Dang, you got some fancy squirrels up north. And that’s a nice beaver.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2025 07:45 PM (b4o9z)

38
Girding one's loins is, in effect, giving yourself a wedgie?

Good to know!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2025 07:45 PM (xG4kz)

39 I thought loin gird was some kind of lotion.

Posted by: Guy who thought loin gird was some kind of lotion at May 07, 2025 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

40 Good luck grilling your lion.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Shine a light in his face while questioning him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 07:44 PM (63Dwl

Slap him with a phone book.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:45 PM (UarWD)

Plant kitty porn on his computer.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:46 PM (i24o9)

41 The beaver is the national animal of Canada.

So much of our history....beaver pelts.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 07:46 PM (jvJvP)

42 > 39 I thought loin gird was some kind of lotion.
Posted by: Guy who thought loin gird was some kind of lotion at May 07, 2025 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

I thought it was like one of those surgeries you get to staple your stomach, but for your testes.

Keeps from wasting the Precious Bodily Fluids.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 07:46 PM (W5ArC)

43 >>Peter Jackson: Try to imagine what a man who's been stabbed in the back sounds like.
Christopher Lee: My dear boy, I don't have to imagine it.

oh yeah, that's great.

For those who don't know, Peter Jackson directed him to make a certain sound when he was stabbed in the back in LOTR. Lee repsonded that that isn't how men sound when they're stabbed in the back. He knew how they sounded because he'd dispatched nazis by stabbing them in the back.

Posted by: ace at May 07, 2025 07:46 PM (KRtlO)

44 "So much of our history....beaver pelts.
Posted by: Stateless."

For European dandys.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 07:47 PM (vFG9F)

45 I thought loin gird was some kind of lotion.
Posted by: Guy who thought loin gird was some kind of lotion at May 07, 2025 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

I thought it was like one of those surgeries you get to staple your stomach, but for your testes.

Keeps from wasting the Precious Bodily Fluids.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 07:46 PM (W5ArC)

It's not a pelvic floor mesh install?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:47 PM (i24o9)

46 Heh.

ICE raided a DC restaurant owned by Norah O'Donnell's husband.

https://tinyurl.com/zz6pb4wx

Posted by: Dr. T at May 07, 2025 07:47 PM (lHPJf)

47 Only old British guys say they dispatched a Nazi.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:49 PM (UarWD)

48 What's the plural of "dandy"? Wtfk do I care.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 07:49 PM (vFG9F)

49 For those who don't know, Peter Jackson directed him to make a certain sound when he was stabbed in the back in LOTR. Lee repsonded that that isn't how men sound when they're stabbed in the back. He knew how they sounded because he'd dispatched nazis by stabbing them in the back.

Oh, please. They kind of squeak, and then make a sound like a bagpipe deflating. Believe me, I know.

Posted by: Danang Dick Blumenthal at May 07, 2025 07:49 PM (s8j++)

50 Is this the loin thread?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 07, 2025 07:50 PM (mH6SG)

51 Is this the loin thread?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 07, 2025 07:50 PM (mH6SG)

Yes. Grade your loins.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:50 PM (i24o9)

52 Women make a different noise.

Posted by: J. Ripper, MD at May 07, 2025 07:50 PM (UarWD)

53 I gave the pork loin I made last week a solid A.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:52 PM (UarWD)

54 I thought gird your loins was something Andrew Sullivan put ads in the paper looking for.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 07:52 PM (VofaG)

55 Women make a different noise.

Posted by: J. Ripper, MD at May 07, 2025 07:50 PM (UarWD)

Woman being stabbed: "You're doing it wrong."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:52 PM (i24o9)

56 Is this the loin thread?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 07, 2025 07:50 PM (mH6SG)

Yes. Grade your loins.


I'd say they're neither Prime, Choice, nor Select. Perhaps leprous.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 07:52 PM (s8j++)

57 Yes. Grade your loins.

One star but open for business.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 07, 2025 07:53 PM (mH6SG)

58 Yes. Grade your loins.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:50 PM


Prime, of course.

Posted by: Whoopi at May 07, 2025 07:53 PM (JsD5q)

59 To tell the truth, my way sounds more fun.

Posted by: Guy who thought loin gird was some kind of lotion at May 07, 2025 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

60 Yes. Grade your loins.

I'd say they're neither Prime, Choice, nor Select. Perhaps leprous.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 07:52 PM (s8j++)


Sorry, we're all out of leprous. Will you take scabrous?

Posted by: Dr. T at May 07, 2025 07:54 PM (lHPJf)

61 Woman being stabbed: "You're doing it wrong."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:52 PM (i24o9)


Snort!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:54 PM (UarWD)

62 They kind of squeak, and then make a sound like a bagpipe deflating. Believe me, I know.
Posted by: Danang Dick Blumenthal at May 07, 2025 07:49 PM (s8j++)


Unsure that the air going out of your inflatable Shizuka Nekonome counts as a stabbing, Senator.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 07:54 PM (gKWVE)

63 If you are traveling with someone who requires assistance, gird your loins on first, and then assist the other person.

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2025 07:54 PM (g47mK)

64 "So much of our history....beaver pelts.
Posted by: Stateless."

That’s how the Astors started their fortune.

John Jacob Astor to be specific.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 07:55 PM (VofaG)

65 >>> It's not a pelvic floor mesh install?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:47 PM (i24o9)


Exactly. Put down mesh before you tile your pelvic floor or prepare to deal with unsightly gaps and cracks for years.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2025 07:55 PM (cduTK)

66 It seems that the troublemakers at Columbia are starting to figure out that they may have made a mistake. (Insty)

UPDATE: Palestine protestors are now PLEADING to be let out of the Columbia University which they invaded, as officials BLOCK them from leaving without ID

“Please, please let us out!”


I guess their commitment isn't what it used to be.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 07:56 PM (s8j++)

67 Yes. Grade your loins.

I'd say they're neither Prime, Choice, nor Select. Perhaps leprous.
-


Sorry, we're all out of leprous. Will you take scabrous?

-

Sir?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 07:57 PM (r9cXI)

68 Squirrel knows she's a super-model and fierce.
----
Huggy Squirrel is always looking for fresh "talent."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 07:57 PM (GlyvH)

69 Yes. Grade your loins.

I'd say they're neither Prime, Choice, nor Select. Perhaps leprous.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 07:52 PM (s8j++)


Sorry, we're all out of leprous. Will you take scabrous?


Sorry, best I can do is scrofulous.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 07:57 PM (s8j++)

70 Someone got a dictionary for Christmas.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:58 PM (UarWD)

71 So, who's willing to admit that they disappointed Ace today?

Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 07, 2025 07:58 PM (JsD5q)

72 ...is at it again.

an Eastwood trilogy of beaver movies:

A Fistful of Beaver
For a Few Beaver More
The Good, the Bad, and the Beaver.

I can't be stopped.

Posted by: the guy who started the beaver movie thread years ago at May 07, 2025 07:58 PM (1WE9O)

73 Christopher Lee served in WW2, with SBS or some other cloak&Fairbairn department ... while filming some movie, he told the director "that's not what cutting a throat sounds like ... "

IYKYK, innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2025 07:58 PM (/Ghsb)

74 71 So, who's willing to admit that they disappointed Ace today?

Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 07, 2025 07:58 PM (JsD5q)


I didn't sleep with Ace today.

Ask Garret.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:59 PM (UarWD)

75 The Houston Astors?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 08:00 PM (bF7Q5)

76 The Beaver Hunter

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:00 PM (VofaG)

77 It seems that the troublemakers at Columbia are starting to figure out that they may have made a mistake. (Insty)

UPDATE: Palestine protestors are now PLEADING to be let out of the Columbia University which they invaded, as officials BLOCK them from leaving without ID

“Please, please let us out!”

I guess their commitment isn't what it used to be.
Posted by: Archimedes


It's because it's dinner time

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 08:00 PM (xt/H7)

78 40 Year Old Beaver

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:00 PM (VofaG)

79 The Houston Astors?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Nah, that was the Jetson's dog.

Posted by: MkY at May 07, 2025 08:01 PM (cPGH3)

80 Noem seems to have gotten the message

Posted by: Accomack at May 07, 2025 08:01 PM (JY+81)

81 >>>Dog wants his chew toy, but the cat has decided to keep it.

All that drama! The cat didn't even move. Dog was just a big scaredy cat.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 07, 2025 08:02 PM (klJTj)

82 https://www.facebook.com/share/v/
15njMf9x2B/?mibextid=D5vuiz

NEW LOOK?: A 12-foot bronze statue of a Black woman was unveiled in Times Square, designed to "contrast" the two existing statues of White men already on display.

Posted by: Ciampino - it's eating well at May 07, 2025 08:02 PM (sPQoU)

83 I think ace beat me to it ... anyway,Christopher Lee rocked, bigly!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2025 08:02 PM (/Ghsb)

84 20,000 Beavers Under the Sea

30 Beaver Over Tokyo


Beavers on 34th Street

The Beaver from 20,000 Fathoms

Seven Beavers for Seven Brothers

Five Easy Beavers

Posted by: the guy who started the beaver movie thread years ago at May 07, 2025 08:02 PM (1WE9O)

85 Christopher Lee has some requirements for those hoping to date his daughter.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 07:36 PM (gKWVE)
----
Considering the man was a legend, Aragorn himself would be hard-pressed to meet Lee's standards...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 08:03 PM (GlyvH)

86 NEW LOOK?: A 12-foot bronze statue of a Black woman was unveiled in Times Square, designed to "contrast" the two existing statues of White men already on display.

Posted by: Ciampino - it's eating well at May 07, 2025 08:02 PM (sPQoU)

It's posed mid-twerk, isn't it?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 08:03 PM (i24o9)

87 Astor’s great grandson was John Jacob Astor IV who was on the Titanic.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:03 PM (VofaG)

88 Loin cloth?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 08:04 PM (PB44O)

89 Imagine the size of her EBT card.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 08:04 PM (bF7Q5)

90 Beaver is a rather fecund word, in'it?

Posted by: J. Random Moron at May 07, 2025 08:04 PM (JsD5q)

91 87 Astor’s great grandson was John Jacob Astor IV who was on the Titanic.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:03 PM (VofaG)

I bet his suite safe still holds some nice bling.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:04 PM (UarWD)

92 89, LOL, DOGE will be releasing that RSN ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2025 08:05 PM (/Ghsb)

93 Biden says Trump is not behaving like a Republican President.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 08:05 PM (63Dwl)

94 93 Biden says Trump is not behaving like a Republican President.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 08:05 PM (63Dwl

And?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:06 PM (UarWD)

95 Biden says Trump is not behaving like a Republican President.

He's right. Thank God.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 08:06 PM (s8j++)

96 25 Yeah, but how do you grill your loins?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:40 PM (i24o9)
----
grilling-your-loins adjacent = frying bacon while naked

Posted by: Ciampino - it's eating well, the statue at May 07, 2025 08:07 PM (sPQoU)

97 I bet his suite safe still holds some nice bling.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:04 PM (UarWD)

Probably. He was worth almost 100 million at the time . That has to be 3 or 4 billion in today’s money.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:07 PM (VofaG)

98 Dirty Beaver

Posted by: Guy who thought loin gird was some kind of lotion at May 07, 2025 08:09 PM (vFG9F)

99 They wanted in, keep them there until they starve. Maybe they will then eat each other saving court coasts.

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2025 08:09 PM (ypFCm)

100 Dang. Lead singer from 3 doors down has stage 4 kidney cancer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:10 PM (UarWD)

101 OH DANG I JUST REMEMBERED THERES A VIDEO

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 08:11 PM (r9cXI)

102 Dirty Beaver
Posted by: Guy who thought loin gird was some kind of lotion at May 07, 2025 08:09 PM (vFG9F)

Hah that could be at least two movies.

Was the beaver dancing or killing thugs?

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:11 PM (VofaG)

103 99 They wanted in, keep them there until they starve. Maybe they will then eat each other saving court coasts.
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2025 08:09 PM (ypFCm)

Gives student body a whole new meaning.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:11 PM (UarWD)

104 In case it hasn't been mentioned yet, President Trump says Dr. Casey Means will be nominated as the next U.S. Surgeon General


Today has been a bad day for me, but that made me laugh.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:11 PM (D7oie)

105 The Pakistanis are growing thirsty.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 08:11 PM (bF7Q5)

106 Today has been a bad day for me, but that made me laugh.
Posted by: Kindltot

Sorry to hear that
*hugs Kindltot*

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 08:12 PM (rT96s)

107 Astor’s great grandson was John Jacob Astor IV who was on the Titanic.
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:03 PM (VofaG)


He was the one big banker holding out against the idea of a Federal Reserve

He also wrote science fiction.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:12 PM (D7oie)

108 If you're giving out hugs, I want one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:12 PM (UarWD)

109 Dang. Lead singer from 3 doors down has stage 4 kidney cancer.

Sad to hear that. They put out some pretty good music back in the day.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2025 08:13 PM (mH6SG)

110 I liked the comment last thread, where someone asked what has Gavin Newsom ever done for the people of CA, and another wag replied, "He leaves the state sometimes."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:13 PM (omVj0)

111 What's stage 5?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 08:13 PM (bF7Q5)

112 Joe and Jill Biden are to be on The View tomorrow.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 08:14 PM (63Dwl)

113 "He was the one big banker holding out against the idea of a Federal Reserve"

Well, the sinking of the Titanic finally makes sense.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:14 PM (vFG9F)

114 Three beavers in a Fountain

Vanishing Beaver

Beavernado

The Beaver Dam Busters

Posted by: Ciampino - beaver movies at May 07, 2025 08:14 PM (sPQoU)

115 *checks in hugs basket*
*gives one to AlaBAMA*

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 08:15 PM (rT96s)

116 What's stage 5?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 08:13 PM (bF7Q5)

Exit Stage 5

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:15 PM (VofaG)

117 Sorry to hear that
*hugs Kindltot*
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 08:12 PM (rT96s)


My sister is not doing well, and she is resentful.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:16 PM (D7oie)

118 112 Joe and Jill Biden are to be on The View tomorrow.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 08:14 PM (63Dwl

So the collective IQ of that show will be...

Carry the 1...

Add the 4...


So what is Biden trying to do with this shit? Save his fucked up legacy? You can't unfuck the worst presidency of this century.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:16 PM (UarWD)

119 Well, the sinking of the Titanic finally makes sense.
Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:14 PM (vFG9F)


It was possibly an insurance scam, though.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:17 PM (D7oie)

120 115 *checks in hugs basket*
*gives one to AlaBAMA*
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 08:15 PM (rT96s


Aw; thanks darlin!

Now I feel better.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:17 PM (UarWD)

121 *checks in hugs basket*
*gives one to AlaBAMA*
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 08:15 PM (rT96s)


I will share the one I got.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:17 PM (D7oie)

122 Found it

"Imma really bout to show y'all why we need to move outta America"


https://tinyurl.com/2zrcsf2m

SFW but stupidity warning

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 08:17 PM (r9cXI)

123 Everything you ever wanted to know about beaver but were afraid to ask.

Posted by: Woody at May 07, 2025 08:17 PM (vFG9F)

124 Doing that Beaver You Do

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:18 PM (VofaG)

125 Thunderbeavers

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:18 PM (vFG9F)

126 The outlaw Josey Beaver

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 08:19 PM (y6oPX)

127 That red-tufted squirrel looks more like Bugs Bunny!

"Ehhh . . . could be . . ."

"So long, Screwy! See ya in Saint Looie!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:19 PM (omVj0)

128 Also Powell is not lowering interest rates, so that is an indication that real inflation is slowing or going down.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:19 PM (D7oie)

129 Ghostbeavers

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:19 PM (omVj0)

130 What's stage 5?
Posted by: Boss Moss

--

Supercharger, most aggressive camshaft, roll bar

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 08:20 PM (r9cXI)

131 Wait Until Beaver

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:20 PM (omVj0)

132 Sigh. Here come the beaver puns.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2025 08:20 PM (mH6SG)

133 Well, the sinking of the Titanic finally makes sense.
Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:14 PM (vFG9F)

It was possibly an insurance scam, though.
Posted by: Kindltot


Hell of a way to kill off some of the world's richest.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 08:20 PM (y6oPX)

134 To Catch a Beaver

and

It Takes a Beaver

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:20 PM (omVj0)

135 "Here come the beaver puns.
Posted by: Notorious BFD"

Dam it!

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

136 Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 08:17 PM (r9cXI)

That can’t be real. Good lord.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:21 PM (VofaG)

137 I Know What You Did To That Beaver Last Summer

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 08:21 PM (y6oPX)

138 Star Wars: The Musical

https://shorturl.at/tK8an

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 08:21 PM (L/fGl)

139 Nicholson has been in many beaver movies

Five Easy Beavers

A Few Good Beavers

Easy Beaver

Prizzi's Beaver

The Beaver Always Rings Twice

Posted by: the guy who started the beaver movie thread years ago at May 07, 2025 08:21 PM (1WE9O)

140 Beavers eh!
So do you get Castor oil by squeezing beavers?

Posted by: Ciampino - beaver lube at May 07, 2025 08:22 PM (sPQoU)

141 132 Sigh. Here come the beaver puns.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2025 08:20 PM (mH6SG)


Wood you mind if I did one?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:22 PM (UarWD)

142 113, i'w'd lol, but if we have learned anything at all these last several years; they would kill thousands to get one real effective enemy of the deep state.

only a very few, truly delusional (usually requiring denial of Newtonian physics) "conspiracy theories" are out of bounds, these days.

innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2025 08:22 PM (/Ghsb)

143 132 Sigh. Here come the beaver puns.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07

You are right. We should beavery careful with them.

Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 08:22 PM (p4NUW)

144 Trains, Planes and Beaver.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:23 PM (VofaG)

145 I Know What You Did To That Beaver Last Summer
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025


***
* Applause *

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:23 PM (omVj0)

146 I worked in the "apartment", actually a whole floor, of billionaire developer George Klein for a few months. Brooke Astor lived in the same building. One day, Nancy Reagan came to lunch.

Posted by: Brush With Greatness at May 07, 2025 08:23 PM (G5+As)

147 Sigh. Here come the beaver puns.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2025 08:20 PM (mH6SG)

We're going to get pelted with them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2025 08:23 PM (LTygC)

148

ctl+f

Saturday Night Beaver

0/0

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 08:23 PM (r9cXI)

149 Posted by: the guy who started the beaver movie thread years ago at May 07, 2025 08:21 PM

A dubious distinction.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2025 08:23 PM (mH6SG)

150 "Here come the beaver puns.
Posted by: Notorious BFD"

Maybe you wood like to lodge a complaint with the management.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

151 re sidebar, yeah the carlson thing about the billions for underground bases is a bit cringey,

however,

her suggestion of some break away society is more reasonable than the stupid ufo nonsense

besides, how many things have we bee wrong about since jfk was whackd?

Everything is worth considering

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 08:24 PM (WM8oa)

152 "How did that Cleaver kid get the nickname 'Beaver'?"

"He came home one day with a branch in his mouth."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:24 PM (omVj0)

153 We interrupt this Gird Your Loins Cafe for an important Sunday Morning Book Thread update...

I've finally finished the doorstopper Commonwealth Series by Peter F. Hamilton.

On to my next book, in tribute to the memory of Jim Sunk New Dawn...

Now back to your Cafe thread shenanigans.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 08:25 PM (GlyvH)

154 152 "How did that Cleaver kid get the nickname 'Beaver'?"

"He came home one day with a branch in his mouth."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:24 PM (omVj0)


Last thing he saw before he was born.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:25 PM (UarWD)

155 this is the best vid of the day



https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=414721


he would def tak out 100 5th graders

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 08:25 PM (WM8oa)

156 Ewoks have the same anal glands as beavers. The musk must be expressed from time to time.

Posted by: Express Yo'self! at May 07, 2025 08:26 PM (G5+As)

157 Here come the beaver puns.
Posted by: Notorious BFD"

So fish puns ?

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:26 PM (VofaG)

158 Beaver?

I hardly knew her.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 07, 2025 08:26 PM (0aYVJ)

159 150 "Here come the beaver puns.
Posted by: Notorious BFD"

Maybe you wood like to lodge a complaint with the management.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:24 PM (vFG9F)
----
Good one.

Posted by: Ciampino - beaver paste at May 07, 2025 08:26 PM (sPQoU)

160 156 Ewoks have the same anal glands as beavers. The musk must be expressed from time to time.

Posted by: Express Yo'self! at May 07, 2025 08:26 PM (G5+As)


That explains the smell in the barrel.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:27 PM (UarWD)

161 Somewhere, Jim Beaver is glowering.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 07, 2025 08:27 PM (0aYVJ)

162 e sidebar, yeah the carlson thing about the billions for underground bases is a bit cringey,

however,

her suggestion of some break away society is more reasonable than the stupid ufo nonsense


--

There are routinely truck drivers posting videos from underground deliveries and commenting on how they drove really far in and it's like a city where they are, and they're not even all that far in.

I think it would be absurd if we DIDN'T have them after we developed nukes.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 08:27 PM (r9cXI)

163 Wasn't Beaver Cleaver's real first name supposed to be "Theodore"? I guess the backstory was that he couldn't manage to pronounce his name when he was very small, but came out with something that sounded like the dam-building animal; so he got stuck with the nickname.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:27 PM (omVj0)

164 yeah, 151 seems ... potentially ... not wrong ... considering ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2025 08:28 PM (/Ghsb)

165 Logan's Beaver

Sophie's Beaver

The Adventures of Beaver County Jr

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 08:29 PM (mVqF0)

166 163 Wasn't Beaver Cleaver's real first name supposed to be "Theodore"

No, that was Alvin.

Posted by: the guy who started the beaver movie thread years ago at May 07, 2025 08:29 PM (1WE9O)

167 Isn't that sidebar thing about an underground city essentially the plot of the book/movie City of Ember?

Posted by: SimoHayha at May 07, 2025 08:29 PM (5/e+B)

168 There are routinely truck drivers posting videos from underground deliveries and commenting on how they drove really far in and it's like a city where they are, and they're not even all that far in.

I think it would be absurd if we DIDN'T have them after we developed nukes.
Posted by: Bor


since we had our run in with the vid, the vaxx, and tyranny, who knows what is and what is not but we know what they are willing to do

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 08:30 PM (WM8oa)

169 "Here come the beaver puns.
Posted by: Notorious BFD"

Dam it!

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

Look busy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 08:30 PM (g4LWY)

170 Brokeback beaver

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 08:31 PM (mVqF0)

171 You and Me and a dog named Beaver

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 08:31 PM (mVqF0)

172 170 Brokeback beaver

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 08:31 PM (mVqF0

That would have been a better movie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 08:31 PM (UarWD)

173 I grew up in Beaver County. 🦫

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2025 08:31 PM (LTygC)

174 Wasn't Beaver Cleaver's real first name supposed to be "Theodore"
*
No, that was Alvin.
Posted by: the guy who started the beaver movie thread years ago at May 07, 2025


***
Everybody always forgets about me.

Posted by: Simon at May 07, 2025 08:32 PM (omVj0)

175 Cute squirrel. If Columbian ground squirrels were that cute I wouldn't spend so much time trying to kill the little bastards.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 07, 2025 08:32 PM (2NHgQ)

176 Beaver and Butthead

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 08:32 PM (mVqF0)

177 The pilot for Leave It To Beaver was titled "It's A Small World". Had a different Wally, too.

Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford at May 07, 2025 08:32 PM (G5+As)

178 whenever somebody offers a pun it should be preceded by an apology

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 08:32 PM (WM8oa)

179 Night on Beaver Mountain

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 08:32 PM (mVqF0)

180 This thing at Columbia has taken an unexpected turn. The Pally protesters blasted into the library and congregated in the reading room. Cops then blocked the door and told them they couldn't leave unless they showed ID. They then called in NYPD to begin making arrests. It looks like at least 25-30 have been arrested, maybe more. Meanwhile, hundreds more protesters were blocked by police from entering the campus.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 07, 2025 08:33 PM (paSBy)

181 170 Brokeback beaver

Yeah, that's a winner. Well played.

Guess what kind of hat I tip to you?

Posted by: the guy who started the beaver movie thread years ago at May 07, 2025 08:33 PM (1WE9O)

182 since we had our run in with the vid, the vaxx, and tyranny, who knows what is and what is not but we know what they are willing to do
Posted by: n

--

I think people move quickly to CoNSpirACy THeOrY!!! because they're not used to America building things, but it wouldn't be too hard to make a few underground cities over the last 75 years. Especially when you think about the things that happened prior to the 80s.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 08:33 PM (r9cXI)

183 This thing at Columbia has taken an unexpected turn. The Pally protesters blasted into the library and congregated in the reading room. Cops then blocked the door and told them they couldn't leave unless they showed ID. They then called in NYPD to begin making arrests. It looks like at least 25-30 have been arrested, maybe more. Meanwhile, hundreds more protesters were blocked by police from entering the campus.





what is funny about that is many are going to argue they do not have to show id unless the fuzz has clear and articulable suspicion of a crime, which they do

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 08:35 PM (nZ8Vq)

184 The Rocky Horror Beaver Show

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 08:35 PM (cYBz/)

185 Jack Lemmon movies!

Some Like It Beaver

The Notorious Beaver Lady

Days of Beaver and Roses

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:36 PM (omVj0)

186 Beaver Driver

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 08:37 PM (cYBz/)

187 The Wheeler Beavers

That Touch of Beaver

The Beaver is always Greener

North by NorthBeaver

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 08:37 PM (mVqF0)

188 The Man From B.E.A.V.E.R.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:37 PM (omVj0)

189 Beaver Now

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 08:38 PM (cYBz/)

190 The Beavers of Madison County
The Good, The Bad, and The Beaver
For A Few Beavers More
From Beaver To Eternity
The Beaver From Outer Space
The Beaver of the Baskervilles

Posted by: Ciampino - beaver grease at May 07, 2025 08:38 PM (sPQoU)

191 Beaver Cleaver's given first name was Theodore.

Posted by: From about That Time at May 07, 2025 08:38 PM (n4GiU)

192 Beaver, Come Home

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:38 PM (omVj0)

193 Full Metal Beaver

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 08:38 PM (mVqF0)

194 Close Encounters of the Beaver Kind

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 08:39 PM (cYBz/)

195 Jurassic Beaver...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 08:39 PM (GlyvH)

196 Deep Space Beaver

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:39 PM (omVj0)

197 Three Days of the Beaver

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 08:39 PM (cYBz/)

198 2001, A Beaver Odyssey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 08:39 PM (mVqF0)

199 Abraham Lincoln: Beaver Hunter

(has a some unfortunate implications with this one...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 08:40 PM (GlyvH)

200 The Last Beaver Show

I'll stop - 70's films are the best for this sort of thing.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 08:40 PM (cYBz/)

201 Big Trouble in Little Beaver

(more unfortunate implications...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 08:40 PM (GlyvH)

202 If anyone cares to know , there are no well known movies that start with moist or wet .

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:40 PM (VofaG)

203 Here’s a new book you could buy.

My Antifa Lover: A Riot of the Heart
Steamy Romance Against Fascism
By: Jessica Stranger

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 08:40 PM (L/fGl)

204 I figure it would be an option to ask the protesters to either show ID to exit, or let Officer Meyer hit them once between the eyes with a framing hammer.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:41 PM (D7oie)

205 The Incredible Mr Beaver

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:41 PM (vFG9F)

206 The Bad News Beavers

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 08:41 PM (cYBz/)

207 Enter the Beaver.

(I'm making myself laugh here!)

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 08:42 PM (cYBz/)

208 Captain America: The First Beaver

(OK, I should probably stop with these...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 08:42 PM (GlyvH)

209
When I was at Michigan Tech, one of the football teams that we played was the Bemidji State (MN) Beavers.

Yes, "Lick the Beavers!" was a chant from the students' section of the stands during those games.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 07, 2025 08:42 PM (xG4kz)

210 The Wetting Singer

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 08:42 PM (r9cXI)

211 The Last Beaver in Paris

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 08:43 PM (cYBz/)

212 A Beaver Runs Through it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 07, 2025 08:43 PM (0aYVJ)

213 202 If anyone cares to know , there are no well known movies that start with moist or wet .
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025


***
A title search for "Wet" on IMDB yields first 2001's A Wet Hot American Summer with Janeane Garofalo. So, "well-known" is right out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:43 PM (omVj0)

214 Beaver Reacher

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:44 PM (VofaG)

215 Lonesome Beaver

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:44 PM (vFG9F)

216 James Bond films:

From Beaver with Love
The Man with the Golden Beaver
For Her Beaver Only
The Beaver Who Loved Me
The Beaver Is Not Enough
Beavers are Forever
A View to a Beaver

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 08:45 PM (GlyvH)

217 Beaverly Hillbillies

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 08:45 PM (r9cXI)

218 Okay, I'm surrounded and I surrender to the inevitable.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2025 08:45 PM (mH6SG)

219 This is actually the best video you will watch today.

Maybe bookmark it and watch it at another time. It's worth it.

https://tinyurl.com/ms5st4tb

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 08:45 PM (viF8m)

220 Dang, late to the party. I suspect all the beavers have been done.

Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2025 08:45 PM (i0F8b)

221 The John Wayne beaver catalog is a gold mine...

Sons of Katie Beaver

Sands of Iwo Beaver

She Wore a Yellow Beaver

Rio Beaver

The Beaver Who Shot Liberty Valance


Posted by: the guy who started the beaver movie thread years ago at May 07, 2025 08:45 PM (1WE9O)

222 A title search for "Wet" on IMDB yields first 2001's A Wet Hot American Summer with Janeane Garofalo. So, "well-known" is right out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:43 PM (omVj0)

But might be worth it to substitute beaver for summer. I’m going to allow it.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:46 PM (VofaG)

223 Years ago, the Town of Eaton CO wanted to change the name of their high school mascot from "Something Rayciss, you Guys!" to something else. Most thought that The Eaton Beavers had a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 07, 2025 08:46 PM (0aYVJ)

224 Star Trek II: The Wrath of Beaver
Star Trek III: The Search for Beaver
Star Trek V: The Final Beaver
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Beaver

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 08:46 PM (GlyvH)

225
"Perfessor" Squirrel


You forgot Moonbeaver in your list of Bond films

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 07, 2025 08:46 PM (xG4kz)

226 Miss Linda made friends with a garden snail this afternoon after the rain stopped. She brought him, or her, or it (they are actually hermaphrodites) down to show me. I have to admit they are actually rather handsome little animals.

(Great with garlic butter, too)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:46 PM (omVj0)

227 I would try to make a joke out of Simone de Beauvoir, but I don't know enough about existentialism to make it funny

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:48 PM (D7oie)

228 Star Wars I: The Phantom Beaver
Star Wars II: Attack of the Beavers
Star Wars III: Revenge of the Beaver
Star Wars IV: A New Beaver
Star Wars V: The Beaver Strikes Back
Star Wars VI: The Return of the Beaver
Star Wars VII: The Beaver Awakens
Star Wars VIII: The Last Beaver
Star Wars IX: The Rise of Skybeaver

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 08:49 PM (GlyvH)

229 when we decide we have to verify deterrent readiness we should have above ground weapons testing in co, near the front range for about 50 warheads

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 08:49 PM (nZ8Vq)

230 I would try to make a joke out of Simone de Beauvoir, but I don't know enough about existentialism to make it funny
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025


***
I think Beauvoir was also the name of Jefferson Davis's home.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:49 PM (omVj0)

231 Jack Straw. Interesting video. In hindsight I'm thinking Europe would have been better off with communism than islam.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 07, 2025 08:50 PM (2NHgQ)

232 She touched the snail? Mrs fd would never do that. She would let it keep on truckin'.

We had some big ass snails in our yard in Cali when I was a kid. I don't remember what kind. They would eat the snails around here.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

233 I would try to make a joke out of Simone de Beauvoir, but I don't know enough about existentialism to make it funny
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025


***
Trying to make sense of an absurd or incomprehensible beaver would be . . . . interesting.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:51 PM (omVj0)

234 128 Also Powell is not lowering interest rates, so that is an indication that real inflation is slowing or going down.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:19 PM (D7oie


It's also an indication that we have a Republican president whose economic prosperity policies need to be sabotaged.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 07, 2025 08:52 PM (Sf2cq)

235 She touched the snail? Mrs fd would never do that. She would let it keep on truckin'.

We had some big ass snails in our yard in Cali when I was a kid. I don't remember what kind. They would eat the snails around here.
Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025


***
This was not very big, maybe an inch and a half long from the end of the tapered shell to the head when he/she extended his/her neck. The shell was not slimy. Though Linda points out that people in elite circles are paying good money for skin products with snail slime in them; it's supposed to be good for your skin.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:53 PM (omVj0)

236 I confess I'm the guy who started this beaver nonsense, both times.

Now back to lurking for another few years.

Posted by: retropox at May 07, 2025 08:54 PM (1WE9O)

237 Has anybody here ever tried to gird their beaver?

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:54 PM (vFG9F)

238 128 Also Powell is not lowering interest rates, so that is an indication that real inflation is slowing or going down.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:19 PM (D7oie

It's also an indication that we have a Republican president whose economic prosperity policies need to be sabotaged.





yeah

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 08:54 PM (nZ8Vq)

239 UPDATE: Palestine protestors are now PLEADING to be let out of the Columbia University which they invaded, as officials BLOCK them from leaving without ID

“Please, please let us out!”

I guess their commitment isn't what it used to be.
Posted by: Archimedes
----------

Call up Tom Homan, he'll help them with their IDs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 08:55 PM (PB44O)

240 Well, we could try snail puns.

The thread is moving rather slowly. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 08:55 PM (omVj0)

241 We need to stop printing money.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:55 PM (VofaG)

242 >>Jack Straw. Interesting video. In hindsight I'm thinking Europe would have been better off with communism than islam.

Six of one, half dozen of the other. Totalitarianism by different name.

We would have been better off not pretending we could run the world. We haven't been doing such a great job running this place.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 08:56 PM (viF8m)

243 That kitteh is an expert sock remover.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 08:56 PM (RIvkX)

244 238 128 Also Powell is not lowering interest rates, so that is an indication that real inflation is slowing or going down.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:19 PM (D7oie
--
It's also an indication that we have a Republican president whose economic prosperity policies need to be sabotaged.

yeah
Posted by: n
---

Inflation is flat, it's an op.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 08:57 PM (PB44O)

245 Inflation is flat, it's an op.
Posted by: B



everything is now

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 08:58 PM (nZ8Vq)

246 241 We need to stop printing money.
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 08:55 PM (VofaG)
Beavers ate my money
-DB Cooper

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2025 08:58 PM (LHPAg)

247 "it's supposed to be good for your skin.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,"

Slugs are just snails without shells. Maybe someone should come up with some product called "Face Slugs".

Feel free anybody, to run with that. If you get rich, please remember to send a few bucks to the Ewok.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 08:58 PM (vFG9F)

248 Well, we could try snail puns.

The thread is moving rather slowly. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

If only everyone would come out of their shells.

Posted by: Tuna at May 07, 2025 08:59 PM (lJ0H4)

249 I am not saying where but somwhere else where we comment I suggested somebody should "EABOD," readers gang approved the comment.

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 08:59 PM (nZ8Vq)

250 Christopher Lee even made an appearance in an episode of Space: MCMXCIX.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2025 08:59 PM (vm8sq)

251 it is time to go back to the gold standard

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 09:00 PM (nZ8Vq)

252
240 Well, we could try snail puns.

The thread is moving rather slowly. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

It is a little sluggish.

Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 09:00 PM (pRpzT)

253 It's also an indication that we have a Republican president whose economic prosperity policies need to be sabotaged.
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 07, 2025 08:52 PM (Sf2cq)


I am not sure about that, it might be to tighten the screws on the EU states and their dicey economics. The recent German bond auction was "incomplete" in that it did not sell out. The fact that Treasuries pay better and have less risk of USD inflation probably has a bit of responsibility there.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 09:01 PM (D7oie)

254 That kitteh is an expert sock remover.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 08:56 PM (RIvkX)
---
My cat Kaylee likes to hang out in my sock bin in my closet...It's her favorite place to sleep at night.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 09:01 PM (GlyvH)

255 it s funny that I hate germany more now than I hate the nazis, they are more evil now

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 09:02 PM (nZ8Vq)

256 Trump post says the US will announce a trade deal tomorrow at 10AM with a "big and highly respected" country.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 07, 2025 09:03 PM (paSBy)

257 I remember in the first Dr Dolittle movie that giant snail freaked me out at first but then I was kind of fascinated by the cheesiness.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 09:03 PM (vFG9F)

258 251 it is time to go back to the gold standard
Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 09:00 PM (nZ8Vq)

1) a waste of perfectly good gold
2) we’ll be like Greece under the euro

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2025 09:03 PM (vm8sq)

259 >> Trump post says the US will announce a trade deal tomorrow at 10AM with a "big and highly respected" country.

My money is on India.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 09:04 PM (viF8m)

260 255 it s funny that I hate germany more now than I hate the nazis, they are more evil now
Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 09:02 PM (nZ8Vq)

At least Bundeskanzler Merz got politically kneecapped.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2025 09:04 PM (vm8sq)

261 BREAKING: Black Smoke From the Sistine Chapel, HVAC/Oil Heating technician sought

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 09:05 PM (D7oie)

262 UPDATE: Palestine protestors are now PLEADING to be let out of the Columbia University which they invaded, as officials BLOCK them from leaving without ID

“Please, please let us out!”

I guess their commitment isn't what it used to be.
Posted by: Archimedes

====

Dear Tom Homan,

Please roll up to Columbia with an old fashioned paddy wagon, dressed up like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 07, 2025 09:06 PM (8AONa)

263 Loins:

[X]Girded
[ ] Not girded

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2025 09:08 PM (XeU6L)

264 That kitteh is an expert sock remover.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Making a new litter box

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 07, 2025 09:08 PM (olkOV)

265 I remember in the first Dr Dolittle movie that giant snail freaked me out at first but then I was kind of fascinated by the cheesiness.
Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025


***
There's a giant snail, a "bungalow-sized beast," in one of Larry Niven's "The Magic Goes Away" stories.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 09:08 PM (omVj0)

266 iSix of one, half dozen of the other. Totalitarianism by different name.

We would have been better off not pretending we could run the world. We haven't been doing such a great job running this place.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 08:56 PM (viF8m)

Spot on. Islam is a totalitarian political system which masquerades as a religion, which makes it far easier for the system to impose its will on those under it. No wonder the Left loves it, it’s the kind of system they dream of.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 07, 2025 09:09 PM (jxGzv)

267 I remember in the first Dr Dolittle movie that giant snail freaked me out at first but then I was kind of fascinated by the cheesiness.
Posted by: fd
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I felt the same way about the killer tomatoes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2025 09:10 PM (XeU6L)

268 @LetsGlassit

After proving all sites are terrorist camps,
Indian Lady officer(Wing Commander, Vyomika Singh ) warns:

“Any misadventure by Pak will lead to full scale war”

This is New India, Jai Hind!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:11 PM (PB44O)

269
266 iSix of one, half dozen of the other. Totalitarianism by different name.

We would have been better off not pretending we could run the world. We haven't been doing such a great job running this place.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 08:56 PM (viF8m)

Spot on. Islam is a totalitarian political system which masquerades as a religion, which makes it far easier for the system to impose its will on those under it. No wonder the Left loves it, it’s the kind of system they dream of.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Wonderful, there will always be a top dog.
Who do yall prefer?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:13 PM (PB44O)

270 There's a giant snail, a "bungalow-sized beast," in one of Larry Niven's "The Magic Goes Away" stories.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 09:08 PM (omVj0)
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The Neverending Story (movie and book) had a "racing snail" ridden by a minor character. He wins a race to the Ivory Tower against a rock chewer riding a stone bicycle and a night hob riding a bat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 09:13 PM (GlyvH)

271 255 it s funny that I hate germany more now than I hate the nazis, they are more evil now
Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 09:02 PM (nZ8Vq)

Current Germans compared to 3rd Reich Germans: they’ve kept all the nastiness and arrogance, but thrown away all of the efficiency, skill, and intelligence that made it all work.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 07, 2025 09:14 PM (jxGzv)

272 At least Bundeskanzler Merz got politically kneecapped.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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Poetic justice

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:14 PM (PB44O)

273 >>Wonderful, there will always be a top dog.
Who do yall prefer?

I prefer that we do it the right way instead of one that has brought this country to place we are now.

You?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 09:19 PM (viF8m)

274 FART Tubing lets doo it !!!

Did you FART Tube foor Birthing Persins Day ???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at May 07, 2025 09:19 PM (cBi2+)

275 During the period that airplane hijackings were a fad German security, at the airport, was having a go at it and and called up the US Army, on the telephone, for some help. They were on a rooftop and hijackers were in the plane.

Later the Americans remarked their surprised at the Germans reticence and indecisiveness. The Americans retained the image of the tough, disciplined fighter and were enjoined with people entirely different.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:21 PM (PB44O)

276 TIL that spaceballs are a real thing
youtu.be/SSceyYTppRo
They were junk from failed 1970s USSR probes that fell on Australia rather than on their intended hellworld, Venus.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 09:22 PM (gKWVE)

277 I think the hijackings ceased when law enforcement started killing them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:22 PM (PB44O)

278 I'm watching the Leafs-Panthers game. Does anyone know if the networks have any male play-by-play and color announcers for WNBA, women's soccer, women's softball, women's gymnastics, and so on? I bet you know why I'm asking.

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2025 09:23 PM (aBgBM)

279 Merz is now Chancellor on the second ballot, but they have now closed to borders to all migrants crossing Germany’s land borders illegally – even if they claim asylum.

This is most likely to try to stop AfD's popularity from growing.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 09:24 PM (D7oie)

280 Only 31 Rebuilding Permits Approved to Rebuild LA From Palisades Fire....

But you Scumbag Losers in the burn areas better pay your
PROPERTY TAXES on time or the State will seize your property !!!!!

Love Gav
Gov of Californication

Posted by: Franklin Stein at May 07, 2025 09:25 PM (c1UUT)

281 >>>I prefer that we do it the right way instead of one that has brought this country to place we are now.

You?
Posted by: JackStraw
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Sounds good to me. Main thing is that leadership understand it.
The Bush/Obama/Biden fraternity had a bad perspective.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:25 PM (PB44O)

282 ZOMBEAVERS IS A REAL MOVIE.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 09:26 PM (mT+6a)

283 I think the hijackings ceased when law enforcement started killing them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:22 PM (PB44O)


It is rumored that German Security forces switched to .45 when they discovered that 9mm overpenetrated in airports.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 09:27 PM (D7oie)

284 This Panthers-Mapleleafs game is a real barn burner

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2025 09:27 PM (AOsQT)

285 279 Merz is now Chancellor on the second ballot, but they have now closed to borders to all migrants crossing Germany’s land borders illegally – even if they claim asylum.

This is most likely to try to stop AfD's popularity from growing.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Interesting. It's possible. It's also possible that the one's there will continue their mischief. Bosch on the ground are fed up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:28 PM (PB44O)

286 A post of mine from a year ago popped up on twitter, it was about that idiotic dock of Biden’s. Everyone in the military knew the surf on that coast was too rough for it to survive, but Biden ordered it to go in anyways.
I had noted that a fascinating aspect is that this has been known about that coast for at least 2,000 years, and the Romans did a stellar job of building a port for themselves at Caesarea, because no natural harbors existed there. (really built by Herod for them). Of course they dug out a whole new harbor from the beach and surrounded it with huge breakwaters of Roman maritime concrete, which are still there.

American engineering circa 2024: ruined in less than a month.
Roman engineering in the first century: still there after two millennia.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 07, 2025 09:28 PM (jxGzv)

287 FART Tubing lets doo it !!!

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I've been binge watching Young Sheldon lately. He just got mad and swore, "Poodle poop!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 09:30 PM (L/fGl)

288 Can always use a refresher on how to grid up your lions.

Posted by: mindful webworker - in the mane at May 07, 2025 09:31 PM (uAhcM)

289 I've spent the day cruising Indian X sites from one link to another.
The viscious attack in Pahalgam opened the door for them and their pent up anger at Pawkeestain. It's heartwarming to see Pakistan have their ass handed to them by such a joyful adversary.

Pakistan has unified India more than any politician ever could.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:37 PM (PB44O)

290
Can always use a refresher on how to grid up your lions.

Posted by: mindful webworker - in the mane

Dang. Just dropped in, read the content. This is at the bottom.

Rock on Mindful webworker.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 07, 2025 09:38 PM (MsrgL)

291 They seem to create problems wherever they are.
@LetsGlassit

Non-Halal food store,
Mu$lims cancel… No controversy.

Non-Hindu name driver,
Hindu$ cancel… Big controversy.

Why? #JustAsking

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:41 PM (PB44O)

292 OT-

Just want to say that I agree with this writer at "Legal Insurrection". I'm a fan of Scott Bessent.
Unlike Maxine Waters, he is a very smart . He also handled her rudeness quite well:

https://tinyurl.com/mryhbacj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 09:41 PM (42Vb+)

293
Desperately Seeking Beaver

Posted by: Ciampino - greasy beaver at May 07, 2025 09:43 PM (sPQoU)

294 I've been binge watching Young Sheldon lately. He just got mad and swore, "Poodle poop!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 09:30 PM (L/fGl)

A little trivia.....the actress who plays young Sheldon's mom is the daughter of the actress who plays Sheldon's mom in The Big Bang theory.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 07, 2025 09:43 PM (5xuJ/)

295 American engineering circa 2024: ruined in less than a month.
Roman engineering in the first century: still there after two millennia.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Read that one of their secrets was to throw bags of lime in the mix.
Over time concrete will develop cracks, water seeps into the crack but when it hits the lime it causes the concrete to reform and seal the crack.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:46 PM (PB44O)

296 I watched a thing on the Vallow Daybell murder couple. He had written a semi autobiographical work about himself and the beautiful and charming Lori in which he says they had "loin fire."
TMI, dude. TMI.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 09:48 PM (L/fGl)

297 294 I've been binge watching Young Sheldon lately. He just got mad and swore, "Poodle poop!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 09:30 PM (L/fGl)

A little trivia.....the actress who plays young Sheldon's mom is the daughter of the actress who plays Sheldon's mom in The Big Bang theory. 

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 07, 2025 09:43 PM (5xuJ/)

I loathe "The Connors". Everything has been tossed in. Black kid. Gay kid.

Unfortunately, my life kind of resembles that now, so I have been watching. And there are a lot of people I like there.

I think ace would describe Sara Gilbert as 'ugly hot.' That was the term for the one lesbian chick.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 09:49 PM (jvJvP)

298 Dang, late to the party. I suspect all the beavers have been done.

Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2025 08:45 PM (i0F8b)

It's always a beaver too far.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 09:50 PM (i24o9)

299 296 I watched a thing on the Vallow Daybell murder couple. He had written a semi autobiographical work about himself and the beautiful and charming Lori in which he says they had "loin fire."
TMI, dude. TMI.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 09:48 PM (L/fGl)
Sure cure for crabs.

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2025 09:50 PM (LHPAg)

300 A little trivia.....the actress who plays young Sheldon's mom is the daughter of the actress who plays Sheldon's mom in The Big Bang theory.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy

I thought that was remarkably good casting.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 09:50 PM (L/fGl)

301 >>>Unlike Maxine Waters, he is a very smart . He also handled her rudeness quite well:

https://tinyurl.com/mryhbacj
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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She is so stupid. She should enjoy her retirement.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:50 PM (PB44O)

302 83 I think ace beat me to it ... anyway,Christopher Lee rocked, bigly!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2025 08:02 PM (/Ghsb)

Christopher Lee was 6'5" tall. Bigly, all right.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 07, 2025 09:51 PM (sYBqA)

303 Now ESPN brings in someone's grandmother to call the Stars-Jets game

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2025 09:51 PM (AOsQT)

304 Not a basketball fan but what are the odds the Knicks go into against heavily favored and defending NBA champions Boston Celtics, fall behind by 20 both games and then win the game when the same player steals the ball on the last play of the game?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 09:51 PM (viF8m)

305 Damn beaver puns.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 09:52 PM (bF7Q5)

306 The Call of the Beaver
Beaverloose
Song of the Beaver
Blazing Beavers
Once upon a beaver in Hollywood.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 09:52 PM (mT+6a)

307 Saw the black female statue on FoxNews.

Not bangable....

Just saying.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 09:53 PM (jvJvP)

308 Valley of the Beavers

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 09:54 PM (5yGIt)

309
A little trivia.....the actress who plays young Sheldon's mom is the daughter of the actress who plays Sheldon's mom in The Big Bang theory.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 07, 2025 09:43 PM (5xuJ/)

I caught part of an episode where everyone was opposite of their character. Sheldon was a dumb jock, brother was a need. Mom pulled off slutty party girl real well. Teased up hair, mini skirt. Hot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2025 09:54 PM (LTygC)

310 Saw the black female statue on FoxNews.

Not bangable....

Just saying.
Posted by: Stateless


Where's the tits? They should look like zeppelins.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 09:55 PM (y6oPX)

311 More James Bond:

Thunderbeaver
Goldbeaver
On Her Beaver's Secret Service

Posted by: Ciampino - beaverly at May 07, 2025 09:55 PM (sPQoU)

312 More James Bond:

Thunderbeaver
Goldbeaver
On Her Beaver's Secret Service

Posted by: Ciampino - beaverly at May 07, 2025 09:55 PM (sPQoU)

No Octobeaver? Shame.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 09:56 PM (i24o9)

313 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 09:50 PM (PB44O

She's 86. There ought to be age limits on people in Congress. The organist at the church I served played until her 90's she provided an uplifting gift to people and wasn't rude and entitled. The same can't be said of Maxine Waters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 09:57 PM (v2dbf)

314 Trump issued an EO that truckers have to pass a basic English literacy test. The left is screaming of course. It’s racist. And even worse? It’ll make trucking shortages since no Americans want to drive trucks .

Oddly enough for 7/8 of his time as prezzy Obama had the same rules wasn’t until 2016 that he got ride of it. IIRC in 2015 trucks were all over the place, even with that horribly racist rule.

I have a feeling the left just lies a lot.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 09:58 PM (ImXfC)

315 Unfortunately, people on Congress would never vote for either term limits or age limits. They'll keep grifting till the'y're senile and then others will cover for them like did for Diane Feinstein.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 10:00 PM (v2dbf)

316 Thr Beaver Trap

Posted by: jsg at May 07, 2025 10:02 PM (Mx8RQ)

317 Rubio says they’ll be reviewing the arrestees from Columbia today and any foreign students will have their visa revoked.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2025 10:02 PM (u73oe)

318 Gird your loins with beaver pelts.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 10:18 PM (bF7Q5)

319 If I had to guess, the comment box weirdness is due to ad code taking over.

People have been reporting the "Jump to bottom of Comments" link getting hijacked by ads. I've seen the back button hijacked by ads.

Also, right now I see the First Comment in this thread, by Galvanized Colon is split in two by an ad.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 08, 2025 12:03 AM (l3YAf)

320 Read that one of their secrets was to throw bags of lime in the mix.
Over time concrete will develop cracks, water seeps into the crack but when it hits the lime it causes the concrete to reform and seal the crack.
Posted by: Braenyard

On YouTube their are a bunch extremely credible, some might say crackpots, people who claim the Romans were gifted this technology by a technology advanced society that was wiped out by the last ice age. Trust me. It all makes perfect sense provided you don't think about it.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 08, 2025 02:16 AM (amnH6)

Quick Hits

whoopiegoldbergblackdandy.jpg
Whoopie Goldberg in her "black dandy"
cross-dressing gear at the Met Gala

Speaking of gender-benders:

Michelle Obama announces she's "transitioning." That's a little clickbait, because we know "she" transitioned decades back.

From "People" Magazine:

Michelle -- who has been a longtime "advocate" of therapy and has done it for years -- likened it on the podcast to getting a "tune-up," and she noted that she felt that this was the perfect time in her life to do so, knowing all the things she already did.

"Let me unwind some old habits. Let me sort through some old guilt that I've been carrying around. Let me talk about how my relationship with my mother has affected how I think about things," she shared.

"So, I'm getting that tune-up for this next phase because I believe this is a whole other phase in life for me," she continued. "And I now have the wisdom to know-- let me go get some coaching while I'm doing it so that I have other voices other than the people who know me best. I've got a new person that's getting to know me, and seeing me completely new and hearing all these emotions."

For some reason, people just aren't interested in hearing this entitled fugly Tony Rezko project whine about how hard she's got it.

Former first lady Michelle Obama's new podcast ranks 34th on Spotify's top podcast chart, weeks after debuting her first episode alongside her brother Craig Robinson.

The podcast ranks slightly higher on Apple Podcasts, as the 21st podcast on the list. Michelle Obama and Robinson launched a podcast in early March called "IMO."

...

Obama and Robinson's podcast ranks fourth under Education podcasts, according to Spotify's charts.

In what possible sense is this an "education" podcast? Is it just about the unshakable white liberal belief that black people are our Wise Teachers?

The one upside to "her" podcast: All she does is complain about being married to Barack Obama and stating that there aren't just "hard times" in a marriage, but hard decades.

Yes, this is a real, loving marriage between two fierce heterosexuals who are plainly crazy about each other.


Obama revealed during the first episode that former President Barack Obama had to "adjust" to leaving on time and improve his punctuality when they got married.

"Well, Barack, you know, he had to adjust to what 'on time' was," she told her brother. "I've got this husband who's like, when it's time to leave -- it's 3:00 -- he's getting up and going to the bathroom. And I was like, dude, dude, 3:00 departure means you've done all that, you know?"

The former first lady also revealed that Robinson helped convince her to back Barack's run for the presidency.

"I mean, we knew Barack was smart and, you know, ambitious," Obama said. "But you talked me into supporting his run, and he was smart enough to know that he needed to come to you and sell you on the idea."

The "shocking identity" of the terrorist who planned a mass-casualty attack at a Lady Gaga concert in Rio de Janeiro is revealed: he's an illegal alien deported from America previously.

Boy, that is shocking.

Plot twist!


As new details emerge in the shocking plot to commit an act or terror at a Lady Gaga concert, one of the suspects has been identified as a man who was deported from the United States just last month.

The 44-year-old male suspect, who had lived in the U.S. for 27 years according to CNN, was planning on carrying out multiple attacks at the Grammy Award-winning singer's free show at Copacabana Beach in Rio de Janeiro on Saturday night.

The United States Consulate initially learned of the man's plans after he made a social media post and tipped off the Rio de Janeiro Civil police.

Brazilian investigators discovered that he held a 'spiritual war' with Lady Gaga and that the outline of attacks would have included the livestream of a child's execution and setting up bombs near the stage.

The suspect, who also made threats via online chat groups, was charged with terrorism and promoting crime but was not arrested.

'He said that the singer was a Satanist and that he was going to perform a Satanist ritual too, killing a child during the show,' Rio de Janeiro Civil Police secretary, officer Felipe Curi said.

Authorities are investigating whether his recent terror activity was motivated by his removal from the U.S.

DailyMail.com reached out to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement for comment.

Two suspects, an adult identified as Luis da Silva and a 17-year-old boy, were taken into custody after authorities used Discord as part of an attempt to sign up other people, including teens, to execute simultaneous attacks against children and members of LGBTQ+ community who were among the nearly 2.1 million people who attended the concert.

'They plan to use Molotov cocktails and explosive backpacks,' the police complaint said.

Speaking of leftist violence: A GOP congressman has gone into hiding and will not be casting votes due to leftist's threatening to murder his wife, children, and grandchildren:


A "credible threat" made against Rep. Derrick Van Orden's family prompted the Wisconsin Republican to miss votes on Wednesday and reschedule a town hall event.

"Rep. Van Orden will be missing votes tomorrow and rescheduling his upcoming town hall due to a credible threat made against his wife, children, and grandchildren," the congressman's press office said in a statement on X. "The threat was delivered via a letter to his D.C. office and has been reported to the appropriate authorities.

"No elected official, regardless of political party affiliation, should have to worry about the safety of their family while serving the American people. Threats of political violence are not just dangerous -- they are anti-American," the statement continued.

"This type of behavior is the direct result of increasingly radical and violent rhetoric fueled by far-left Democrats who encourage hatred rather than healthy discourse. It is a poison on our nation and every Member of Congress -- Republican or Democrat -- should fully condemn it when they see it," his office added. "The Congressman looks forward to returning to D.C. to do the job the people of Wisconsin's Third District elected him to do."

Trump says he will cancel funding of the trillion dollar "high speed rail" boondoggle in California.

We'll see about that, say 100 injunctions pre-written by George Soros' lawyers, ready to be signed by Obama judges.

During a press briefing in the Oval Office on Tuesday with with the Prime Minister of Canada Mark Carney, President Donald Trump called out California's Democrat Governor Gavin Newsom and the High-Speed Rail project.

"A little train going from San Francisco to Los Angeles that's being run by Gavin Newscomb, the governor of California. He has got that train - is the worst cost overrun I've ever seen. It's like totally out of control," Trump said.

He went on to say, "And Gavin, unfortunately, you know, I always liked Gavin. I had a good relationship with him. But if you think about it and you got to take a look at this project, it's the worst cost overrun I've ever seen. I've watched a lot of stupid people build a lot of stupid things, but that's the worst cost overrun I've ever seen."

"I told our very great new Secretary of Transportation, he's doing a good job, Sean Duffy. I said we're not going to pay for that thing," Trump said. "They are just it's out of control. This is something that you don't have things like this. It's not even conceivable, like 30 times over budget. ..30 times. It's the craziest thing. I think the media should take a look at it."

The High-Speed Authority also issued a statement:


"Despite the noise in Washington, California's high-speed rail project is delivering real results. There is active civil construction along 119 miles in the Central Valley, resulting in over 15,000 construction jobs, and design and pre-construction activities are underway on the extensions to Merced and Bakersfield totaling 171 miles," the Authority spokesperson said.

We have now fully environmentally cleared the route between San Francisco to Los Angeles, and we have invested in projects in the Bay Area and Los Angeles that are already increasing public safety, transit efficiency, and reducing greenhouse gas emissions.

We've poured hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars into this graft slush fund since early in the Obama presidency, and they're crowing that in 2025, they've completed some of the design and "pre-construction activities" -- are you f***ing kidding me right now? -- and have environmentally cleared the building of 200 miles of train.

All of this has been accomplished since... 2009.

And they want to be praised for this!

Biden offered a delusional defense to remaining in the race: He was so incredibly successful in his presidency that destiny compelled him to keep on succeeding.

"I don't think it would have mattered. We left at a time when we had a good candidate, she was fully funded," he said. "And what happened was... I had become, what we had set out to do, no one thought we could do, I had become so successful in our agenda, it was hard to say, 'Now I'm going to stop now.'


Posted by: Ace at 06:25 PM




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1 w34tv4w5ybv4w

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 06:27 PM (U7Gpi)

2
I'm entitled to do that. I was willowed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 06:27 PM (U7Gpi)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 07, 2025 06:27 PM (GYt5+)

4 Being a dandy isn't the flex they think it is.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 06:28 PM (xt/H7)

5 >>>Whoopie Goldberg in her "black dandy"
cross-dressing gear at the Met Gala

You'll be hearing from my attorney.

Posted by: Mr. Peanut at May 07, 2025 06:28 PM (i24o9)

6 Grayboxed.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 07, 2025 06:28 PM (O7YUW)

7 Yeah! Auto close tags FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 06:28 PM (xt/H7)

8 Huh. Caryn Johnson got back to her usual weight, unless this is AI.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 06:28 PM (gKWVE)

9 Looking at the pictures, are Whoopi and Big Mike related? They look quite a bit alike, at least to me.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 06:29 PM (VNX3d)

10 Mr. Peanut.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 06:29 PM (bF7Q5)

11 >> 'He said that the singer was a Satanist and that he was going to perform a Satanist ritual too, killing a child during the show,'

Hold up, let’s hear him out.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 06:30 PM (l3YAf)

12 >> Whoopie Goldberg in her "black dandy"
cross-dressing gear at the Met Gala

She looks like the love-child of Mr Bojangles and Willie Wonka.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2025 06:30 PM (KPGMW)

13 Has Obama said man love would have been easier than heterosexualit

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at May 07, 2025 06:30 PM (kTd/k)

14 We should all get to pick our border and background theme for the HQ. Instead of grey boxes I want everything to be singing hamsters from the hamster dance era of human civilization. With the audio. But louder and more hamsters. Some of them will be hampsters.

Make it so.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2025 06:30 PM (cduTK)

15 LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2025 06:30 PM (/Ghsb)

16 Ace hates us.

Whoopie.


*shivers*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 06:30 PM (UarWD)

17 Needs a pimp cane.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 06:30 PM (bF7Q5)

18 >>>Not one piece of track has been laid.

That wasn't the purpose. The graft was the purpose.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 06:31 PM (i24o9)

19 I never ever thought I could feel sorry for Barack Obama. He needs to open his mouth again so I can get rid of that feeling.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 06:32 PM (VofaG)

20
>>15,000+ good-paying jobs created

=============

So it's a make-work project. The goal was to create jobs, not a railway. The way they give the game away...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 06:32 PM (U7Gpi)

21 Posted by: banana Dream


Hamster Dance FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 06:32 PM (xt/H7)

22 The head of the high speed rail project recently said it should be completed by 2045. Fine, but you're on your own Cali

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 06:32 PM (vmkyp)

23 Le Boxy.

Soon to be fixed of course.

Surprised Ace didn't mention the coordinated leftist city governments in Boise and Salt Lake City putting out official pride flags after their state governments passed laws saying no messaging flags. Leftists gotta be Prideful!

It's not going over well in Utah at least. They can spend millions on gay stuff but their crime rate? Not so good.

Posted by: SimoHayha at May 07, 2025 06:33 PM (5/e+B)

24 As for Big Mike, the reason I'm sure she's not a man is because she has such a feminine means of whining about everything.
Yes, there exist men who whine all the time too. But usually not to attract attention to themselves. Men tend to whine so as to get others to stop making them work. Then they're done whining because they got what they wanted, which was to be left alone.
Michelle whines because she wants to attract attention and pity and reassurance.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 06:33 PM (gKWVE)

25 Shovel ready jobs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 06:33 PM (bF7Q5)

26 5, 10 Ha!

Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 07, 2025 06:33 PM (Jp8LL)

27 Whoopie Goldberg in her "black dandy"
cross-dressing gear at the Met Gala


Yikes.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2025 06:33 PM (mH6SG)

28 how was this not in quick hits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J3aMXYlrHs

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 06:34 PM (wmWs+)

29
>>>Not one piece of track has been laid.

That wasn't the purpose. The graft was the purpose.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder,

============

Seen on X: Is the "real progress" in the room with us right now?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 06:34 PM (U7Gpi)

30 Her podcast where she complains is ranked 34th.

In one month, they won't even talk about it again and she'll 'take time off for personal reasons".

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 06:35 PM (UarWD)

31 Casey Jones you better watch your speed.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 06:35 PM (bF7Q5)

32 > Whoopie Goldberg in her "black dandy"
cross-dressing gear at the Met Gala
----------
Taking drink orders.

And getting them wrong.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 07, 2025 06:35 PM (Q4IgG)

33 The best thing Barry ever did for American men is to take this awful woman off the dating pool. If I had to be married to her I'd be filling a whole swimming pool with hemlock and doing a cannonball into it

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 06:36 PM (gKWVE)

34 When the Lord returns and all is made clear, id like to know how much money has been stolen from taxpayers since this country was founded.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 06:36 PM (UarWD)

35 If my Dog had a Face Like Caryn Elaine Johnson,

I Would Shave its ASS and Teach it to Walk Backwards.........

Posted by: Jack Meehoff at May 07, 2025 06:36 PM (cNMHC)

36 I want Linda McMahon to announce that the Department of Education will be transitioned to the Department of Trade Education. An

And Private colleges with 50 billion dollar endowments shouldn’t get a cent of taxpayer money much less tax exempt status on that endowment.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 06:36 PM (VofaG)

37 how was this not in quick hits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J3aMXYlrHs
Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 06:34 PM (wmWs+)

I just want to watch a video of idiots getting beaten up.

Not paused video next to some guy with a punchable face go on and on about the video while flogging merch.

This is why we need to bring back LiveLeak.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 06:36 PM (l3YAf)

38 WTF is up with Nashville? Are those people transplants?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2025 06:37 PM (KPGMW)

39 Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 06:33 PM (gKWVE)

You're right, of course. I like to joke about Big Mike's gross ladydong as much as anyone, but it's obvious she's just a bog-standard, godawful, otherwise unmarriageable hag whose gay husband is a constant source of shame to her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 06:37 PM (BI5O2)

40 Is it just about the unshakable white liberal belief that black people are our Wise Teachers?


Or as Spike Lee once said, 'Magic Negroes'. I recall he was criticizing some golf movie with MATT DAMON and Will Smith. Or some other movie. It was Spike Lee, I wasn't paying that much attention. The term 'Magic Negro' just made me laugh.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 07, 2025 06:37 PM (sAmhv)

41 nashville has been a shithole for years now

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 06:37 PM (wmWs+)

42 So you're telling me Baraki runs on CPT and Mooch doesn't? I don't believe that for a second.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2025 06:37 PM (MGB5H)

43 I never ever thought I could feel sorry for Barack Obama. He needs to open his mouth again so I can get rid of that feeling.
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 06:32 PM (VofaG)
---
I'm not sorry for him in the least. He made his choice. He also paved the pathway of destruction in this country.

If he's stuck with that miserable shrew of a woman for the rest of his life, that's just a fraction of the punishment he deserves for the damage he's caused.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 06:37 PM (GlyvH)

44 Hampsters

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 07, 2025 06:37 PM (JazRo)

45 38 WTF is up with Nashville? Are those people transplants?
Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2025 06:37 PM (KPGMW)

Chock full of liberals from California and Illinois.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 06:37 PM (UarWD)

46 22 The head of the high speed rail project recently said it should be completed by 2045. Fine, but you're on your own Cali
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 06:32 PM (vmkyp)

I can do it better! Give me a few billion dollars, and I promise I’ll get it done by 2044!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 07, 2025 06:39 PM (jxGzv)

47 He went on to say, "And Gavin, unfortunately, you know, I always liked Gavin. I had a good relationship with him. But if you think about it and you got to take a look at this project, it's the worst cost overrun I've ever seen. I've watched a lot of stupid people build a lot of stupid things, but that's the worst cost overrun I've ever seen."
_____________________________

Trump always makes me laugh when he does this. He throws a vague compliment out at someone, then proceeds to indirectly call him stupid. It's an art form.

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2025 06:39 PM (dIske)

48
Where were all the POC in that pro-illegal-alien meetup? I thought I saw one who was whimpering like AOC, like maybe her baby daddy was on the bus, but otherwise it was the usual gang of AWFLs and AWLMs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 06:39 PM (U7Gpi)

49 Whoopie goes as a 2025 Batman villain - The Penguin.

Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2025 06:39 PM (oiNtH)

50 >> Chock full of liberals from California and Illinois.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 06:37 PM (UarWD)

Those people ruin every place they go. Somebody should take them for a canoe ride.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2025 06:39 PM (KPGMW)

51 "The largest clean energy transportation project in the nation"

Me when my daughter asks why I haven't bought her a car yet.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 07, 2025 06:40 PM (CwhoI)

52 The Met Gala's Black Dandy theme might just be the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 07, 2025 06:41 PM (paSBy)

53 Hey, I would do Big Mike and Whoopie in a heartbeat.

A F**k is a F**k whether it thru the Front Door or Back Door ............

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 07, 2025 06:41 PM (FDlb9)

54 BTW it’s a federal crime to interfere with ICE operations.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2025 06:41 PM (KPGMW)

55 I bet most of the protesters at the Nashville bus station are California transplants.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 07, 2025 06:41 PM (36PRH)

56 Ask a Californian, what has Gavin done that's been good for you? Its easy to point out all the bad but what is one good thing that has resulted from his unlimited power?

Just one?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:41 PM (2VST1)

57 I predicted in 2000 that Hillary would move to divorce Bill the day after the Bush inauguration. Nope. But I remain unbowed.

I hereby predict that Big Mike will dump Jugears before the year is over.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 06:42 PM (omVj0)

58 Trump always makes me laugh when he does this. He throws a vague compliment out at someone, then proceeds to indirectly call him stupid. It's an art form.
Posted by: Orson


He tells you to go to hell, and he makes you look forward to the trip.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 06:42 PM (xt/H7)

59 I bet most of the protesters at the Nashville bus station are California transplants.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 07, 2025 06:41 PM (36PRH)

TN has plenty of homegrown liberal idiots, too. Nashville is full of ‘em.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 06:42 PM (l3YAf)

60 Whoopie Goldberg in her "black dandy"
cross-dressing gear at the Met Gala



There is only one 'dandy'!

youtu.be/JDk0V2TvQTQ

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 07, 2025 06:43 PM (sAmhv)

61 "Dandy" has been a pejorative term since Oscar Wilde used the term in his plays.

If you walk up to a man - Black, White, Hispanic, or other - and call him a Dandy, you should expect a punch in the face at the very least.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 07, 2025 06:43 PM (D0HYP)

62 Puddleglum, the term was "Numinous Negro" and this blog has mentioned it

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 06:43 PM (gKWVE)

63 So James O'Keefe's latest news drop: incriminating evidence showing Royal Family members including Prince Andrew engaging in sex with minors from 1st hand witnesses. That's just part one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:44 PM (2VST1)

64 The head of the high speed rail project recently said it should be completed by 2045. Fine, but you're on your own Cali
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 06:32 PM (vmkyp)

100 percent of the unanswered problems have not been solved at all...how to get from upland desert to the coasts over multiple ranges of hills and in SFO across the bay I suppose. This means tunnels, blasting mountains, destruction of roads and rail already there, or magic.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:44 PM (8avO+)

65 If you walk up to a man - Black, White, Hispanic, or other - and call him a Dandy, you should expect a punch in the face at the very least.

"we won't stop until black men stop mocking and despising homosexual black men!"
--MET Gala

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:44 PM (2VST1)

66 There is only one 'dandy'!

youtu.be/JDk0V2TvQTQ
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 07, 2025


***
Gene Barry as Bat Masterson? Or James Garner as Bret Maverick?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 06:44 PM (omVj0)

67 Apparently the Gaza tunnels are pre Roman.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 06:45 PM (bF7Q5)

68 If Barack is gay, it is insulting to Michelle for him to have married her to get further politically and she was clueless not to have figured it out before they got married.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 06:45 PM (Fkdea)

69 No one outside of a Merle Haggard song has ever wanted to travel between Bakersfield and Merced, and all those guys already have pickup trucks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 06:45 PM (W5ArC)

70 Whoopie The Black Cat in the Hat

will NOT go away. I do NOT wish to go

Move Bitch Get Out the Way

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 06:45 PM (VofaG)

71 "Dandy" has been a pejorative term since Oscar Wilde used the term in his plays.

If you walk up to a man - Black, White, Hispanic, or other - and call him a Dandy, you should expect a punch in the face at the very least.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 07, 2025 06:43 PM (D0HYP)

In the song Yankee Doodle long before that. Dude rides into camp with a feather on his hat and thinks he's cool.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:46 PM (8avO+)

72 Sexy..

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 06:46 PM (jvJvP)

73 Yeah, after 25 years of 'designing' the High Speed Rail Project, they STILL don't have a final route picked out for the Merced End...

And 7 miles north of that... Atwater, they had to put the 99 Freeway expansion project on hold for YEARS, while the Rail Authority dithered on the final route.

Note, not a single rail of track has actually been laid, and the Projected contracts for the trains themselves, have expired... so would have to be renegotiated.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 06:46 PM (QAkQ3)

74 50:Those people ruin every place they go. Somebody should take them for a canoe ride.
Posted by: Marcus T



Northern Georgia is kind of nice. They don't need those parasites.

(Haven't been in that part of GA since 1990, so things have probably changed. My guess, for the worse)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 07, 2025 06:46 PM (sAmhv)

75 Some good news from NC: their GOP is sick of that worthless slug in the Senate

Amy Kremer @AmyKremer
RNC National Committeewoman from @NCGOP, Kyshia Brassington,
Calls on @ThomTillis to confirm @EagleEdMartin for US Attorney in DC.
Way to go, Kyshia

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 06:46 PM (gKWVE)

76 Awww. I just watched the last video, and was hoping to see them mark the protestors with Sherwin-Williams Walnut stain.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 06:47 PM (VNX3d)

77 You know what works well on rampaging protestors? Bouncing 12ga birdshot off the pavement into their legs. #8, maybe #6 if it is cold out.

Posted by: toby928 at May 07, 2025 06:47 PM (4bbGl)

78 Mag lev. Does that need tracks?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 06:47 PM (bF7Q5)

79 I predicted in 2000 that Hillary would move to divorce Bill the day after the Bush inauguration. Nope. But I remain unbowed.

I figured Bill would be dead by now. He still is sort of alive. Not gonna make it out of this decade though.

And there's only one Dandy: JIM DANDY

https://youtu.be/LhvEiL2CgT4

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:48 PM (2VST1)

80 I wonder if Barack is a battered husband.

Marriage Counselor: "Michelle, remember what we said about using "I statements"?

MO: Yeah, I told him, I'm gonna beat you ass if you don't do what I say!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 06:48 PM (rT96s)

81 Ask a Californian, what has Gavin done that's been good for you? Its easy to point out all the bad but what is one good thing that has resulted from his unlimited power?

Just one?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:41 PM (2VST1)

He leaves the state sometimes

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:48 PM (8avO+)

82 Obama had the opportunity to make America cohesive and UNITED. Instead he started a race war and made hatred a family value.

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 06:49 PM (W2Pud)

83 The 44-year-old male suspect, who had lived in the U.S. for 27 years according to CNN, was planning on carrying out multiple attacks at the Grammy Award-winning singer's free show at Copacabana Beach in Rio de Janeiro on Saturday night.

Remember if you deport the illegals living here for decades we'll miss out on all this diversity.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 06:49 PM (t0Rmr)

84 In the song Yankee Doodle long before that. Dude rides into camp with a feather on his hat and thinks he's cool.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:46 PM (8av

The Yanks co-opted the song from the Brits and owned it. Macaroni was the name of the Italian? male fashion boyz at the time .

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 06:49 PM (VofaG)

85 15,000+ good-paying jobs created

=============

So it's a make-work project. The goal was to create jobs, not a railway. The way they give the game away...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 06:32 PM (U7Gpi)

For the kind of money that was spent, that should be more like 1.5 million jobs. It was massive theft.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2025 06:49 PM (/LEkU)

86 When I think "Black Dandy" I think of this guy "Dandy Wellington" on YouTube.

I have a generally positive opinion of him as his video was the only one that successfully taught me how to tie a bow tie, when I suddenly needed to know how to do that without much warning.

There are a bunch of other videos that purport to teach you. They all suck.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 06:49 PM (W5ArC)

87 Apparently the Gaza tunnels are pre Roman.

They had a ton of tunnels dug under Jerusalem, not surprised more were out there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:50 PM (2VST1)

88 Apparently the Gaza tunnels are pre Roman.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 06:45 PM (bF7Q5)

I didn't know USAID went back that far.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:50 PM (8avO+)

89 62: gKWVE

Could have sworn it was Spike Lee. It was a criticism about 'The Green Mile' and 'The Legend of Bagger Vance'.

(shrugs) I've been wrong before. Well, a lot actually.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 07, 2025 06:50 PM (sAmhv)

90 In the song Yankee Doodle long before that. Dude rides into camp with a feather on his hat and thinks he's cool.
Posted by: Oldcat


Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 06:50 PM (xt/H7)

91 Yankee Doodle Dandy also had a tophat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 06:50 PM (bF7Q5)

92 Posted by: Chuck C at May 07, 2025 06:43 PM (D0HYP)

Actually, I think lots of people would have no idea what the word "dandy" means , or if they do they might associate it -if they are older - with "fine and dandy
Or "That's dandy" meaning something like "cool."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 06:50 PM (Fkdea)

93 Nashville cops never heard the expression "throw 'em under the bus?"

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 07, 2025 06:50 PM (wBaIH)

94 >> Obama had the opportunity to make America cohesive and UNITED.

America was already pretty cohesive and united before he arrived on the scene.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 06:51 PM (l3YAf)

95 Mag lev. Does that need tracks?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 06:47 PM


You know what would be cool? If the train cars could fly. Maybe load 50 or 60 people into one in SF and drop them off in LA. We could create some sort of "air port", if you will, at destinations that people want to go to.

Posted by: toby928 at May 07, 2025 06:51 PM (4bbGl)

96 This means tunnels, blasting mountains, destruction of roads and rail already there, or magic.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:44 PM (8avO+)

I thought it was supposed to float?

Posted by: Leftard Kool aid drinker at May 07, 2025 06:51 PM (/6GbT)

97 He leaves the state sometimes

well you got me there

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:51 PM (2VST1)

98 We have now fully environmentally cleared the route between San Francisco to Los Angeles,

Uh, THEY HAVE NOT EVEN FINALIZED THE ROUTE.

Small towns up and down the Valley, have building and road plans on hold... STILL... and have for decades now... waiting to see where the damn Train is supposed to go... and they can't tell us.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 06:52 PM (QAkQ3)

99 In the song Yankee Doodle long before that. Dude rides into camp with a feather on his hat and thinks he's cool.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:46 PM (8avO+)
___________________________

Well, in his defense, he had a few in him at the time. He pointed at the feather and called it macaroni. So, either hammered, or bi-polar.

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2025 06:52 PM (dIske)

100 There used to be a strip club in Denver called Dandy Dan's. It was a real sleazy, low-rent hellhole, but it wasn't gay.

Mostly meth-addicted housewives dancing for a fix, and the men who loved them. And loved "prime rib" that may have been made from roadkill.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 06:52 PM (BI5O2)

101 Go Jim Dandy goooo

Posted by: Field Marshal Ruby Starr at May 07, 2025 06:53 PM (wBaIH)

102 Yankee Doodle Dandy also had a tophat.
Posted by: Boss Moss


He put a feather in his cap and called himself huggy bear.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 06:53 PM (xt/H7)

103 Dandy Don Meridith

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2025 06:54 PM (VofaG)

104 "Biden offered a delusional defense to remaining in the race: He was so incredibly successful in his presidency that destiny compelled him to keep on succeeding."

Boys and girls, can you say, "Joe, Jill, Hunter, and the half-dozen Democrat clowns really running the country into the ground, were so drunk with power and so addicted to the fabulous perks, they had to be pushed-out of their re-elect Joe fantasy by forces and threats beyond their power to resist?"

Good, I knew you could.

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2025 06:54 PM (aBgBM)

105 TBH, that's the best Whoopi's looked in years.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 07, 2025 06:54 PM (h7ZuX)

106 Uh... isn't the Black Dandy stuff English Cultural Appropriation?

Dressing like Elizabethan Gentlemen?

Isn't that.... shudder.... WHITE FACE!!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 06:54 PM (QAkQ3)

107 Flying trains. I like it. No need for tracks. They will probably need wings.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 06:54 PM (bF7Q5)

108 They are talking about doing some sort of commuter train between Salt Lake City and Las Vegas, or at least to the southern Utah city of St. George.

I suspect Utah could build it far, far cheaper. I'm kind of in favor, since that drive on I-15 is looong and boring. And I sometimes think I'm gonna fall asleep at the wheel. I'd rather be on a train if I'm going to nap between SLC and St. George.

Plus, if our guvnor is smart we should be able to find some way to stick some greenie environmental weenies on the left with the bill. Totally worth it if that happens.

Posted by: SimoHayha at May 07, 2025 06:54 PM (5/e+B)

109 Apparently the Gaza tunnels are pre Roman.

They had a ton of tunnels dug under Jerusalem, not surprised more were out there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:50 PM (2VST1)

Maccabee patrots/rebels/bandits had cave hideouts in a lot of places when they were resisting the Selucids I think it was. Pre Roman anyhow.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:54 PM (8avO+)

110 Actually, I think lots of people would have no idea what the word "dandy" means , or if they do they might associate it -if they are older - with "fine and dandy
Or "That's dandy" meaning something like "cool."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


"No, no. This is what I meant. (Pulls up pictures of Met Gala on phone; gets ass kicked)"

Posted by: Chuck C at May 07, 2025 06:55 PM (D0HYP)

111 >The Met Gala's Black Dandy theme might just be the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 07, 2025 06:41 PM (paSBy)

No, it's Buck Breaking 2025. The Dems never change.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 07, 2025 06:56 PM (AfwV7)

112 He leaves the state sometimes

well you got me there
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


But when he does, you were on the hook for his travel expenses.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 06:56 PM (xt/H7)

113 107 Flying trains. I like it. No need for tracks. They will probably need wings.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 06:54 PM (bF7Q5)

/Looks intrigued...

Posted by: Doc Brown at May 07, 2025 06:56 PM (QAkQ3)

114 " Uh... isn't the Black Dandy stuff English Cultural Appropriation?"

I've seen 19th century caricatures of the American style. Don't know exact origin.

Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 07, 2025 06:56 PM (Jp8LL)

115 I need to invest in a grape farm. "Big Mike's Finest Wines". With just a hint of bitterness

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 06:58 PM (gKWVE)

116 Nashville is a playground for the rich and almost famous. The honky tonk bars change hands every couple years as the original owners get tired of it. There are talented musicians there... but it's sort of become a clown show.

And, yes, it is very, very leftist.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 07, 2025 06:58 PM (Q4IgG)

117 Posted by: SimoHayha at May 07, 2025 06:54 PM (5/e+B)

Uh... Salt Lake City... home of Mormonism... who don't gamble much if at all...

To VEGAS?

Now, LA to Vegas? yeah... one Sin City to Another? makes sense.

Posted by: Doc Brown at May 07, 2025 06:58 PM (QAkQ3)

118 They had a ton of tunnels dug under Jerusalem, not surprised more were out there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
_______
That's where the JPF ran into PFJ in Life of Brian.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 07, 2025 06:59 PM (UBKzV)

119 Look at a bottle of Pinaud's.

Epitome of a dandy.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 06:59 PM (xt/H7)

120 Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 07, 2025 06:56 PM (Jp8LL)

___________________________

I hate to say it, but I looked up the origin of the term "dandy" yesterday. Turns out it comes from the 17th century or a term the Brits used "Jack Dandy" to describe a "conceited fellow."

(cue the Schoolhouse Rock Music and the topless chicks)

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2025 06:59 PM (dIske)

121 They are talking about doing some sort of commuter train between Salt Lake City and Las Vegas, or at least to the southern Utah city of St. George.

I suspect Utah could build it far, far cheaper. I'm kind of in favor, since that drive on I-15 is looong and boring. And I sometimes think I'm gonna fall asleep at the wheel. I'd rather be on a train if I'm going to nap between SLC and St. George.

Posted by: SimoHayha at May 07, 2025 06:54 PM (5/e+B)

When I drove to LA to get in the 90s here I stopped in St George for the night . My drive was pretty exciting since there was a large wildfire where the E/W highway met the N/W one and the smoke extended for hours toward me. It was on the ranges near the highway when I turned south with the kitties.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:59 PM (8avO+)

122 Go Jim Dandy goooo
Posted by: Field Marshal Ruby Starr

I still have at one of her albums. Interesting voice. Sort of.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 07, 2025 06:59 PM (GYt5+)

123 Uh... isn't the Black Dandy stuff English Cultural Appropriation?

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(looks at deepest Africa's state of agriculture, fabric and material development, etc. Heck, if anyone managed to create a metal needle, much less put a hole through it)

I mean...

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 07:00 PM (r9cXI)

124 Uh... Salt Lake City... home of Mormonism... who don't gamble much if at all...

To VEGAS?

Now, LA to Vegas? yeah... one Sin City to Another? makes sense.
Posted by: Doc Brown at May 07, 2025 06:58 PM (QAkQ3)

You can see a lot of Utah plates on the roads in Vegas, and at the parking lots of casinos in Mesquite.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2025 07:00 PM (/LEkU)

125 In that costume Hooptie appears to have lost some weight.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 07:01 PM (PB44O)

126
Whoopi dressed like one of those lawn jockeys that got outlawed because raycism.

Imagine a high school in the south choosing "Black Dandyism" as its prom theme and asking people to show up looking like these clowns. They'd be burned to the ground.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 07:01 PM (U7Gpi)

127 Uh... Salt Lake City... home of Mormonism... who don't gamble much if at all...

To VEGAS?

Now, LA to Vegas? yeah... one Sin City to Another? makes sense.
Posted by: Doc Brown at May 07, 2025 06:58 PM (QAkQ3)

You can see a lot of Utah plates on the roads in Vegas, and at the parking lots of casinos in Mesquite.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2025 07:00 PM (/LEkU)

True fact: "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" originated in the Mormon Church.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:02 PM (i24o9)

128 Ask a Californian, what has Gavin done that's been good for you? Its easy to point out all the bad but what is one good thing that has resulted from his unlimited power?

Just one?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

With all the refineries closing the price of gasoline is thought to go up 75% soon

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 07, 2025 07:02 PM (olkOV)

129 He leaves the state sometimes

well you got me there
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


But when he does, you were on the hook for his travel expenses.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 06:56 PM (xt/H7)

... he also returns to the state.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 07:02 PM (VNX3d)

130 OT: there's a rumor that Bungie is going to redo the upcoming "Marathon", because the alpha is shit -
link to /v/ 4chan - tinyurl.com/3s95v4pt

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 07:02 PM (gKWVE)

131 He leaves the state sometimes

well you got me there
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


But when he does, you were on the hook for his travel expenses.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 06:56 PM (xt/H7)

Haven't heard much scandal on that level, not like Mayors being in Ghana partying during deadly wildfires on anything.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 07:03 PM (8avO+)

132 In fairness to The Sasquatch, it probably is stressful to be in a marriage comprised of a barely closeted male homosexual and an almost passable mtf transsexual entered into solely for political reasons. Imagine her distress: her husband is making love to other men in his mind daily, and he has no interest in her or her nine-inch clitoris. It's a Lifetime movie, if Lifetime movies were filmed in Hell for the entertainment of demons. The Saddest Ladypenis in America.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2025 07:04 PM (z5QST)

133 "California's high-speed rail project is one of the worst managed projects in the U.S. and is a great example of government incompetence and waste."

At this point, I beg to differ. This is one of the best managed projects in the U.S. because, clearly, their goal is not a public goal but actually a government goal. What is the goal? A timely, functioning, well-budgeted rail line? Of course not. The goal is an ongoing, interminable, financial sink with side action and an endless (but dishonest) advertisement that public funding is "doing good work for you".

It's not a problem or project to be solved; it's a problem or project to be exploited. An ending is actually failure.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 07, 2025 07:04 PM (gLikB)

134 None of those podcast ratings are legit, bitch pleez

Nobody is listening to that monster

Posted by: kallisto at May 07, 2025 07:05 PM (3JHlp)

135 Whoopi dressed like one of those lawn jockeys that got outlawed because raycism.


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Boy, THAT'S an awkward development.

Imagine if black people knew the truth about Jocko and the role those little statues played freeing slaves.

Or their role in the Kentucky Derby.

Oh well, "racism" or something, just like that terrible Aunt Jemima lady.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 07:05 PM (r9cXI)

136 Nine-Inch Clitoris opened for Charlie Brown's Dildo in Seattle. I skipped it, because no homo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:06 PM (i24o9)

137 Well, in his defense, he had a few in him at the time. He pointed at the feather and called it macaroni. So, either hammered, or bi-polar.
Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2025 06:52 PM (dIske)

Macaroni meant 'stylish' in the Italian mode at the time.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 07:07 PM (8avO+)

138 Bigger than the Big Dig?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 07:08 PM (bF7Q5)

139 Yes, this is a real, loving marriage between two fierce heterosexuals who are plainly crazy about each other.
__________________

This just in: Barack Obama and Cory Booker - both known for their fierce heterosexuality - have now eloped. Best wishes for the happy couple!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

140 For the high speed fail here in California. It isn't just the billions of dollars over budget it is...it isn't just the years behind schedule it is...it's also the billions of gallons of water being pumped out of the ground for dust control, and other construction uses, in a state that is practically half desert, in a near perennial state of drought and an annual wildfire hazard.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 07, 2025 07:08 PM (Jl4tD)

141 Michelle Obama keeps getting uglier.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 07:08 PM (PB44O)

142 Disinterested FDA Director: "America was already pretty cohesive and united before he arrived on the scene."

Yeah, Fundamental Transformations will certainly undo that.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 07, 2025 07:08 PM (gLikB)

143 It's not a problem or project to be solved; it's a problem or project to be exploited. An ending is actually failure.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 07, 2025 07:04 PM (gLikB)

There is never an end, if they did finish they would be there to direct the maintenance forever.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 07:09 PM (8avO+)

144 I just figured out the significance of Chlamydia's dress at the Met: she's one-quarter white, just like the dress.

Of course, you'd never know she's white from her general comportment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

145 >>> Not paused video next to some guy with a punchable face go on and on about the video while flogging merch.

This is why we need to bring back LiveLeak.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 06:36 PM (l3YAf)


Flogging the Whoopie was a well known treatment proscribed for women diagnosed with hysteria. Can't stop this feeling. Can't stop this fire.

Posted by: banana Dream, MD at May 07, 2025 07:09 PM (cduTK)

146 Smoke is rising from the BBQ!
A new rack of ribs has been selected!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2025 07:09 PM (W/lyH)

147 Gavin Newsom is running for president on his record of success!

Seriously.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 07:09 PM (RIvkX)

148 Nine Inch Clitoris did a number on the Sphinctour in 1996

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 07:10 PM (gKWVE)

149 It's not a problem or project to be solved; it's a problem or project to be exploited. An ending is actually failure.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 07, 2025 07:04 PM (gLikB)

My Older Brother was actually one of the main accountants for the Rail Project for years... twice a month meetings with the Gov for awhile.

He was a true believer. He really thought this needed to be built... and the idea was to use the Sunk Cost Fallacy to eventually bring the project to completion. They KNEW it was not funded correctly... and was mismanaged by a LOT of Contracted firms...

Now? yes, it is failure theatre and those who supported, KNOWING it can never be built, still will not admit failure, because they CANNOT admit failure.

Just like we will never get the US Gov to admit they helped create Covid, and then forced an unproven Gene Therapy on us which is still killing millions... because they CAN'T admit failure.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 07:10 PM (QAkQ3)

150 1 w34tv4w5ybv4w
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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You do that on purpose.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 07:10 PM (PB44O)

151 None of those podcast ratings are legit, bitch pleez

Nobody is listening to that monster
Posted by: kallisto at May 07, 2025 07:05 PM (3JHlp)

She doesn't even have the hate viewers worked up about it.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 07:10 PM (8avO+)

152 "it's also the billions of gallons of water being pumped out of the ground for dust control, and other construction uses, in a state that is practically half desert, in a near perennial state of drought and an annual wildfire hazard."

Somebody is feeding their family with that contact. Every dollar spent results in two dollars more.

Posted by: Nasty Pelosi at May 07, 2025 07:11 PM (vFG9F)

153 The United States Consulate initially learned of the man's plans after he made a social media post and THEY tipped off the Rio de Janeiro Civil police.
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Journalists really are retarded. I corrected their vague reference, which - per the rules of English syntax - implied that the malefactor tipped off the police.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

154 "In what possible sense is this an "education" podcast?"

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She's educating you about her struggle and your racism.

Duh!

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 07, 2025 07:12 PM (9mw3J)

155 "it's also the billions of gallons of water being pumped out of the ground for dust control, and other construction uses, in a state that is practically half desert, in a near perennial state of drought and an annual wildfire hazard."

Somebody is feeding their family with that contact. Every dollar spent results in two dollars more.
Posted by: Nasty Pelosi

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Seems like it would be a lot smarter and environmentally friendly to not have people living where there isn't water.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 07:12 PM (r9cXI)

156 14 We should all get to pick our border and background theme for the HQ. Instead of grey boxes I want everything to be singing hamsters from the hamster dance era of human civilization. With the audio. But louder and more hamsters. Some of them will be hampsters.

Make it so.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2025 06:30 PM (cduTK)

This triggers my PTSD from the late 90s/early 2000s....Hamster Dance...shudder....

Posted by: Farquad at May 07, 2025 07:12 PM (bwvMs)

157 Gavin Newsom is running for president on his record of success!

Seriously.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 07:09 PM (RIvkX)
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He has a record to run from, not a record to run on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

158 I tried to warn you all.
Then they murdered me.

Posted by: Zombie Joan Rivers at May 07, 2025 07:12 PM (fKQ6W)

159 Now? yes, it is failure theatre and those who supported, KNOWING it can never be built, still will not admit failure, because they CANNOT admit failure.

Just like we will never get the US Gov to admit they helped create Covid, and then forced an unproven Gene Therapy on us which is still killing millions... because they CAN'T admit failure.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 07:10 PM (QAkQ3)

This isn't Quantum Mechanics. The project is a failure whether or not you say it out loud.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 07:12 PM (8avO+)

160 More like Black Diddy look.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 07, 2025 07:12 PM (njSLW)

161 30 Her podcast where she complains is ranked 34th.

In one month, they won't even talk about it again and she'll 'take time off for personal reasons".

Posted by: AlaBAMA
-------------------

Paging Tom Daschle.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 07:12 PM (PB44O)

162 Jim Dandy from Arkansas.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 07:13 PM (63Dwl)

163 Gavin Newsom has Kamala Harris' command of English combined with Joe Biden's verbal tics.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 07:14 PM (RIvkX)

164 And now for the Goodwill challenge! You will be dropped off at the local Goodwill with twenty dollars and you are challenged to assemble a better-looking outfit than one worn by a ridiculous 'celebrity'. Today's challenge is a pretty easy one, Whoopie Goldberg, looking a bit like the money-bags from the Monopoly game!

Posted by: JB1000 at May 07, 2025 07:14 PM (U0iyS)

165 Whoopi has ozempic lips . I don't know which ones and damnit I don't want to

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 07:14 PM (vmkyp)

166 So rich and famous black people dress lie supervillains in a bad movie?

I say we assign names and powers to them!

Wooppie can be Dr. Top Hat, professor of Alchemy. She is always trying to rob Gotham of it's zoo animals and chemical supplies for her cruel experiments.

Posted by: El Mariachi at May 07, 2025 07:14 PM (D1vbu)

167 Whoopi dressed like one of those lawn jockeys that got outlawed because raycism.
______________

How exactly do you outlaw lawn jockeys? Imagine the text of the law.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 07:14 PM (YqDXo)

168 Just like we will never get the US Gov to admit they helped create Covid, and then forced an unproven Gene Therapy on us which is still killing millions... because they CAN'T admit failure.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 07:10 PM (QAkQ3)

This isn't Quantum Mechanics. The project is a failure whether or not you say it out loud.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 07:12 PM (8avO+)

Ah, but the Left has programmed themselves to believe the lie, that 'Perception is reality'... Just like with the Gender crap, they think that if they can get us to perceive an untruth, it makes it truth.

It doesn't, but that is what they are convinced of.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 07:14 PM (QAkQ3)

169 Gavin Newsom has Kamala Harris' command of English combined with Joe Biden's verbal tics.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 07:14 PM (RIvkX)

He has Bill Clinton's hair.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 07:15 PM (VNX3d)

170 Now do high speed rural internet.

Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2025 07:15 PM (fKQ6W)

171 Just like we will never get the US Gov to admit they helped create Covid, and then forced an unproven Gene Therapy on us which is still killing millions... because they CAN'T admit failure.
Posted by: Romeo13

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Imagine being the parent of a child that you sexually mutilated. You couldn't acknowledge you were wrong or that "trannies" don't exist because any admission that you were wrong not only makes you a monster but a monster that sexually mutilated your child.

It's not hard to see why those folks are so adamant. I suspect it reaches the point where it's a mental illness. They can't even begin to hear or process any new information. Their brains won't allow it or else they might realize what they've done to their little child.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 07:16 PM (r9cXI)

172
As new details emerge in the shocking plot to commit an act or terror at a Lady Gaga concert,

__________

Isn't a Lady Gaga concert an act of terror?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2025 07:16 PM (QnmlO)

173 Wooppie can be Dr. Top Hat, professor of Alchemy. She is always trying to rob Gotham of it's zoo animals and chemical supplies for her cruel experiments.

Posted by: El Mariachi at May 07, 2025 07:14 PM (D1vbu)

Pretty sure I saw a Cruella De Ville dress too...

Hey! New CLUE Game? Yes, the murder was done by Dr. Top Hat, at the Met, with a Microphone stand!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 07:16 PM (QAkQ3)

174 Whoopi has ozempic lips . I don't know which ones and damnit I don't want to
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Avenge me!

Posted by: Zombie Dennis Farina at May 07, 2025 07:17 PM (Jl4tD)

175 Gavin Newsom has Kamala Harris' command of English combined with Joe Biden's verbal tics.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 07:14 PM (RIvkX)

He has Bill Clinton's hair.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 07:15 PM (VNX3d)

And Jussie Smollett's cleverness.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:17 PM (i24o9)

176 Ah, but the Left has programmed themselves to believe the lie, that 'Perception is reality'... Just like with the Gender crap, they think that if they can get us to perceive an untruth, it makes it truth.

It doesn't, but that is what they are convinced of.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 07:14 PM (QAkQ3)

Have them Perceive or Manifest a trip from one end to the other on the train and get back to me then.

And no, they don't convince themselves of that, they just want you to convince yourself. The grifters know better, and most of the marks want a bit of the grift.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 07:17 PM (8avO+)

177 Romeo13: "Now? yes, it is failure theatre and those who supported, KNOWING it can never be built, still will not admit failure, because they CANNOT admit failure."

And they can afford to not admit failure because they aren't paying for it. It also takes a compliant populace to keep these programs running and their masters in power. Why would they ever admit failure when they aren't held to account?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 07, 2025 07:18 PM (gLikB)

178 And Jussie Smollett's cleverness.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:17 PM (i24o9)

Can't believe he walked... and now the city 'settled'...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 07:19 PM (QAkQ3)

179 Imagine being the parent of a child that you sexually mutilated. You couldn't acknowledge you were wrong or that "trannies" don't exist because any admission that you were wrong not only makes you a monster but a monster that sexually mutilated your child.


--

My coworker has 2 "sons"
It's terrible

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 07:19 PM (rT96s)

180 environmentally cleared the building of 200 miles of train.

All of this has been accomplished since... 2009.
________________

Read this in a totally cynical frame of mind, Horde. They're not saying they've built 200 miles of track (not train, dumb asses), they're literally saying that the building of such is environmentally cleared, i.e., has been blessed by the eco bureaucracy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

181 Mag lev. Does that need tracks?
Posted by: Boss Moss


Gotta put the magnets some where they won't catch passing autos and trucks and heavy machinery.

I remember being at the World's Fair in Aichi Japan when they were showing their proposed maglev trains.

That was a long time ago.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 07, 2025 07:19 PM (hB7mE)

182 >>>
This triggers my PTSD from the late 90s/early 2000s....Hamster Dance...shudder....
Posted by: Farquad at May 07, 2025 07:12 PM (bwvMs)


This is what I do when that happens:

I imagine a hamster, and then I push everything into it. Hate, fear, nervousness. Everything. When they're all consumed, there's an emptiness, a void, inside my head.

Posted by: banana Dream, (a selection from the authors book "A Hamster Wheel of Time") at May 07, 2025 07:20 PM (cduTK)

183 Romeo13: "Now? yes, it is failure theatre and those who supported, KNOWING it can never be built, still will not admit failure, because they CANNOT admit failure."

And they can afford to not admit failure because they aren't paying for it. It also takes a compliant populace to keep these programs running and their masters in power. Why would they ever admit failure when they aren't held to account?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 07, 2025 07:18 PM (gLikB)

That's how you know they don't buy in, because a fraction of those people learn from the error and move on, but the career protestors never do.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 07:21 PM (8avO+)

184 CA spent millions just figuring out they could or couldn’t use (I forget which and does it even matter?) some of the preexisting track.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2025 07:21 PM (xfPMO)

185
Why would they ever admit failure when they aren't held to account?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel


Wouldn't want to vote for any of those icky homophobic Republicans.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 07:21 PM (63Dwl)

186 We have now fully environmentally cleared the route between San Francisco to Los Angeles
___________________

Except for a few trifling details, viz., the San Gabriel Mountains around LA, and the staggering cost of real estate on the SF peninsula. Other than that, no problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 07:21 PM (YqDXo)

187 I think a 200 hundred mile train would be unwieldy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 07:21 PM (bF7Q5)

188 Now we know why the House had to cancel the rescission votes...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2025 07:21 PM (tOcjL)

189 Salt Lake is a den of hedonism and vile leftism now. The current mayor's first action once elected was to go to the LDS church and demand they change their doctrine to "legitimize" LGBT. The Church told her very politely "no." Then they explained how they spend billions in her city and if she wants that to all go away she had better shut up.

She hasn't, not really. But she's stopped thinking she can demand doctrinal changes.

Fun fact: Las Vegas was built by the LDS church originally, just like Salt Lake.

Not so fun fact: both cities have gone completely sinful and worldy.

Posted by: SimoHayha at May 07, 2025 07:22 PM (5/e+B)

190 Whoopie doesn't care if she looks like a clown. Just look at her name. She's a clown.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 07:22 PM (vFG9F)

191 Read this in a totally cynical frame of mind, Horde. They're not saying they've built 200 miles of track (not train, dumb asses), they're literally saying that the building of such is environmentally cleared, i.e., has been blessed by the eco bureaucracy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

and it remains cleared 16 years later because magic

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 07:22 PM (8avO+)

192 And Jussie Smollett's cleverness.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:17 PM (i24o9)

Can't believe he walked... and now the city 'settled'...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 07:19 PM (QAkQ3)
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Negro privilege.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 07:23 PM (YqDXo)

193 LOL... you know those Wolves the re introduced to various places?

Yeah, UC Davis study shows they are costing Rancher MILLIONS of Dollars a year...

Who woulda thought that brining back the Predators we killed off because they were eating our livestock, would kill off some of our Livestock!

Surprise.... surprise surprise....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 07:24 PM (QAkQ3)

194 Be really funny if we sued CA to stop the train.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2025 07:24 PM (xfPMO)

195 Why isn't it "African American Dandy"?

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 07:24 PM (vFG9F)

196 They're not saying they've built 200 miles of track (not train, dumb asses), they're literally saying that the building of such is environmentally cleared, i.e., has been blessed by the eco bureaucracy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

And all the Eminent Domaining that had to be done to steal land. At one point, a representative of the rail authority lamented that the process took too long and they weren't able to "acquire" land fast enough.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 07, 2025 07:25 PM (Jl4tD)

197 The current mayor's first action once elected was to go to the LDS church and demand they change their doctrine to "legitimize" LGBT. The Church told her very politely "no." Then they explained how they spend billions in her city and if she wants that to all go away she had better shut up.
_________________

I think I see the problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 07:25 PM (YqDXo)

198 Read this in a totally cynical frame of mind, Horde. They're not saying they've built 200 miles of track (not train, dumb asses), they're literally saying that the building of such is environmentally cleared, i.e., has been blessed by the eco bureaucracy.

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This is peak government.

Hundreds of billions of dollars, nothing built, no time frame for beginning, and the need for more money.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 07:25 PM (r9cXI)

199 And all the Eminent Domaining that had to be done to steal land. At one point, a representative of the rail authority lamented that the process took too long and they weren't able to "acquire" land fast enough.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 07, 2025 07:25 PM (Jl4tD)
_______________

California trial lawyers cheer!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 07:26 PM (YqDXo)

200 The Greater Train Robbery.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 07:26 PM (bF7Q5)

201 LOL... you know those Wolves the re introduced to various places?

Yeah, UC Davis study shows they are costing Rancher MILLIONS of Dollars a year...

Who woulda thought that brining back the Predators we killed off because they were eating our livestock, would kill off some of our Livestock!

Surprise.... surprise surprise....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 07:24 PM (QAkQ3)

Better still, it is an invasive species, not the one native that had been eradicated.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 07:26 PM (i24o9)

202
Biden offered a delusional defense to remaining in the race: He was so incredibly successful in his presidency that destiny compelled him to keep on succeeding.


He meant "density", dammit!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2025 07:27 PM (xG4kz)

203 Why isn't it "African American Dandy"?

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 07:24 PM (vFG9F)
________________

"Dandy of color." And where is the "Danielle of color," anyway?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 07:27 PM (YqDXo)

204 184 CA spent millions just figuring out they could or couldn’t use (I forget which and does it even matter?) some of the preexisting track.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2025 07:21 PM (xfPMO)

AMTRACK

I live in the Central Valley, I have two different rail lines withing 2 miles of my house... one of which, AMTRACK runs on.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 07:27 PM (QAkQ3)

205 Nashville used to be a nice, fun town. Hasn't been for quite some time now. Hell, I'll take I840 to go around it even though it adds some miles just to avoid the mess.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 07:28 PM (cYBz/)

206 Completely agree with Ace that multiple judges will file TSRs and force the government to give California the money back.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:28 PM (UarWD)

207 Oldcat: That's how you know they don't buy in, because a fraction of those people learn from the error and move on, but the career protestors never do."

Eventually these "underfunded" boondoggles just drift into the background noise of every day. After a decade or more of the project just ongoing and becoming like the sunrise, most of the population simply ignores it (depending on the level of inconvenience to large populations). And the longer the better because it just sits there like a political toy and grifting operation for campaign after campaign after campaign. Oh, sure, every so often there'll be a seasonal anniversary of some marker when a journalist gets really, really desperate. But the project can linger forever as long as it will eventually provide rainbows and unicorns to all the right people.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 07, 2025 07:28 PM (gLikB)

208 > 86 When I think "Black Dandy" I think of this guy "Dandy Wellington" on YouTube.

https://tinyurl.com/mrpurvzy

The guy is probably gay, but his fashion is...fashionable. A little flamboyant, maybe, but nothing like this bullshit at the Met.

As I said before, his explanation of how to tie a bow tie was by far the best one I found.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 07:28 PM (W5ArC)

209 They haven't laid the first millimeter of track?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 07:29 PM (bF7Q5)

210
Imagine Who-Peed in that picture as a wooden doll that you offered to North Sentinel Islanders as a gesture to open trading.

How soon would you find yourself in the boiling pot for dinner?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2025 07:29 PM (xG4kz)

211 Ah, but the Left has programmed themselves to believe the lie, that 'Perception is reality'... Just like with the Gender crap, they think that if they can get us to perceive an untruth, it makes it truth.

It doesn't, but that is what they are convinced of.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 07:14 PM (QAkQ3)
_________________

HIGH. SPEED. RAIL. identifies as having been built.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 07:29 PM (YqDXo)

212 Dandy Wellington...'s explanation of how to tie a bow tie was by far the best one I found.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 07:28 PM (W5ArC)


With or without the shirt?

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 07:30 PM (gKWVE)

213 HIGH. SPEED. RAIL. identifies as having been built.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 07:29 PM (


ROFL

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:30 PM (UarWD)

214 The rail doesn't actually move. It just lays there.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 07:31 PM (bF7Q5)

215 Before Musk decided he had way too many irons in the fire already and put the IP in the public domain, he was planning to use his tunnel boring machines to tunnel under existing railroad rights of way, which already exist all over the country.


This would have saved tons of time and money, which is why the government doesn't do it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 07:31 PM (W5ArC)

216 LOL... you know those Wolves the re introduced to various places?

Yeah, UC Davis study shows they are costing Rancher MILLIONS of Dollars a year...

Who woulda thought that brining back the Predators we killed off because they were eating our livestock, would kill off some of our Livestock!

Surprise.... surprise surprise....
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 07:24 PM (QAkQ3)

Think wolves are going to start having accidents.

Back in the day in Africa peeps used to go to South Africa to hunt lions. This was banned by lovers of lions. Suddenly the lions were gone. Turns out the farmers and ranchers could afford to let a lion and its family take a few animals because they could get a Euro hunter enthusiast to go on a safari hunt and give him 15 years of income in one go. When that was banned the situation changed...

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 07:31 PM (8avO+)

217 nood


and redundantly loins

Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2025 07:32 PM (cduTK)

218 214 The rail doesn't actually move. It just lays there.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 07:31 PM (bF7Q5

Like my ex wife.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:32 PM (UarWD)

219 > With or without the shirt?
Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 07:30 PM (gKWVE)

Frank Zappa used to enjoy wearing a nice three-piece suit with no shirt.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 07:32 PM (W5ArC)

220 Do the creators of the Met gala realize that they provided the occasion for the blacks to make themselves look totally ridiculous?

Those creators would have done blacks a better service by holding a minstrel show.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 07:32 PM (YqDXo)

221 NOOD cafe

Posted by: Ciampino - wait it is later later at May 07, 2025 07:32 PM (sPQoU)

222 214 The rail doesn't actually move. It just lays there.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 07:31 PM (bF7Q5

Like my ex wife.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 07:32 PM (UarWD)

She lies on the rails? are you Snidely whiplash??

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 07:37 PM (8avO+)

223 Say what you want about the Donks, but they take care of their own, Obama is selling his Martha Vinyards home for a cool 39m, a home he literally paid nothing to acquire, someone's paying Joey Turnip to give speeches, for some unfathomable reason, Jill Biden was just named as a Head Chairwomen for some outfit Michael Milken is running.

If you ever wanted to know what 36T in debt got us, this is it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2025 07:39 PM (XV/Pl)

224 This is what I do when that happens:

I imagine a hamster, and then I push everything into it. Hate, fear, nervousness. Everything. When they're all consumed, there's an emptiness, a void, inside my head.

Posted by: banana Dream, (a selection from the authors book "A Hamster Wheel of Time") at May 07, 2025 07:20 PM (cduTK)

Ahh, the hamster oneness. /nods

Posted by: Farquad at May 07, 2025 07:47 PM (bwvMs)

225 India shot down two JF-17s. Know who built JF-17s? _ Chyna.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 07:50 PM (PB44O)

226 If I could sell hind tit I could retire.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 07:55 PM (PB44O)

227 Whoopi Looks Like a Lawn Jockey

Posted by: Wild Bill at May 07, 2025 08:32 PM (J0HUZ)

228 I would try to make a joke out of Simone de Beauvoir, but I don't know enough about existentialism to make it funny

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 08:44 PM (D7oie)

229 Hollywood is out of ideas and needs something new.

Michelle Obama needs a new job.

Gender-swapping old IP is always worth a try.

...

Queen Kong!

Posted by: Bombadil at May 07, 2025 11:14 PM (MX0bI)

230 I'm just going to say it: Whoopi Goldberg is hands-down the ugliest human I've ever laid eyes on.

I remember the first time I ever saw her, in a trailer for her movie Burglar. I couldn't tell if she was a man or woman (I guessed man at the time), but either way, revoltingly ugly.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at May 08, 2025 09:02 AM (ERYKL)

Dozens of Masked Terror Supporters Storm Columbia "University's" Library as Actual Students Attempt to Study for Exams

We need MEGA -- Make Education Great Again.


Dozens of masked anti-Israel protesters stormed Columbia University's Butler Library as students prepared Wednesday to study for end-of-year exams.

Video posted on social media shows a large group of activists shoving past a security guard at the library's front entrance, who tried in vain to stop the mob but was quickly overcome.

Once inside, they draped large signs over bookshelves, one declaring the library a "liberated zone" and another bearing the name of Bassel al-Araj, a Palestinian activist killed by Israel Defense Forces in a 2017 raid in the West Bank -- though they misspelled his first name as "Basel."

The raucous demonstrators then donned keffiyeh headscarves, and beat drums while clapping to chants of "free, free Palestine."

The school has been on alert since rumors circulated late last month that protesters were planning on re-establishing the campus tent encampments that plagued the Ivy League school for much of last spring.

Columbia "University" has axed 180 "researchers," mostly doing "studies" designed to make arguments for left-wing causes, following Trump's freezing of federal funds.

John Sexton spotlights this Very Sad Story from the New York Times about the quality "research" that will now go unfunded:

Tamara Sussman, a researcher in psychiatry at Columbia, had a federal grant canceled in March for research that examined the consequences of structural racism on substance use risk in Puerto Rican adolescents. The research assistant that she had recently hired was among those let go.

"This is a really hard time for anyone who wants to do research, but particularly for people who are starting out," Dr. Sussman said Tuesday. "It is very disheartening to see the wheels of science kind of grinding to a halt in certain ways."

Linda McMahon to Harvard University: Drop dead.

Education Secretary Linda McMahon is telling Harvard University that it should no longer ask for grant funding, as "none will be provided," in a letter to University President Alan Garber.

McMahon's scathing letter called out the supposedly elite university for for becoming embroiled in plagiarism scandals, needing remedial math, and engaging in "ugly racism." She also slammed the school for hiring far-left mayors, Bill de Blasio of New York City and Lori Lightfoot of Chicago, saying, "This is like hiring the captain of the Titanic to teach navigation to future captains of the sea."

"Harvard University has made a mockery of this country's higher education system. It has invited foreign students, who engage in violent behavior and show contempt for the United States of America, to its campus," McMahon wrote. "In every way, Harvard has failed to abide by its legal obligations, its ethical and fiduciary duties, its transparency responsibilities. and any semblance of academic rigor. It had scrapped standardized testing requirements and a normalized grading system. This year Harvard was forced to adopt an embarrassing 'remedial math' program for undergraduates. Why is it, we ask, that Harvard has to teach simple and basic mathematics, when it is supposedly so hard to get into this 'acclaimed university?' Who is getting in under such a low standard when others, with fabulous grades and a great understanding of the highest levels of mathematics, are being rejected?"

McMahon made clear to Harvard that the federal government was willing to keep federal funding if the institution was committed to complying with federal law, protect students, and end its racial preferences by finally abiding by the Supreme Court's decision to end affirmative action.

Harvard would need to return to a meritocratic system for admissions and hiring, end "unlawful programs that promote crude identity stereotypes," and comply with law enforcement, including with the Department of Homeland Security. Doing so, McMahon wrote, would "advance the best interests of Harvard University, so it can reclaim its status a respected educational institution."

"Given these and other concerning allegations, this letter is to inform you that Harvard should no longer seek GRANTS from the federal government, since none will be provided," she said. "Harvard will cease to be a publicly funded institution and can instead operate as a privately-funded institution, drawing on its colossal endowment, and raising money from its large base of wealthy alumni."


At the "University" of Washington:


Posted by: Ace at 05:27 PM




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1 Antifa is just an idea, not an organization.

No less than the head of the FBI said so.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 05:28 PM (bw0ep)

2
Alternate post title:

Why Would The Jews(tm) Perpetrate This Violent Hoax On Themselves?

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:29 PM (57wKv)

3 Finding out stage... coming soon?

Posted by: Momlady at May 07, 2025 05:29 PM (m+A2x)

4 That pier story in the last post is crazy!

Posted by: Max Power at May 07, 2025 05:30 PM (q177U)

5 Arresting them is nice, will they be they be prosecuted?

Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2025 05:30 PM (YwEeS)

6 Ooooh...cold shot at the captain of the Titanic.

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2025 05:31 PM (0HaGk)

7 Now, ask for the grant money back they have already received since they were in violation while spending it.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 07, 2025 05:32 PM (dJimA)

8 Arresting them is nice, will they be they be prosecuted?
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2025 05:30 PM (YwEeS)

Dump them on Kiska or Attu until their trials.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 05:32 PM (VNX3d)

9 According to federal judges, if any of these students are here on a visa, they cannot have their visa revoked because this is "merely exercising their rights under the First Amendment."

Sure the immigration statute says just a statement by the Secretary of State, that their activities affect foreign relations, is all that's necessary, the judge-kings have illegally re-written the statute to require--not just criminal charges--but a criminal conviction, before the visa can be revoked.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 05:32 PM (bw0ep)

10 They'd probably be happier if they stopped caring so much, drank constantly and had hot college sex....

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 05:33 PM (jvJvP)

11 They need the "This is library" guy

https://youtu.be/DHhy2Gk_xik

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 07, 2025 05:33 PM (Vj4xA)

12 Cosplaying, cultural appropriating bored spoiled brats

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 05:34 PM (rT96s)

13 Oooohhhh!!!!
Getting closer.
Now come to my little town muthafukas!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2025 05:35 PM (W/lyH)

14 "THIS IS LIBARARY!!!"
--angry Asian student

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:36 PM (2VST1)

15 Linda McMahon to Harvard University: Drop dead.

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Columbia University needs the same message asap. Then go on to UWashington and so on. Make them prove to the nation that they are not hives of villainy and terrorism.

Posted by: Decaf at May 07, 2025 05:37 PM (unUNN)

16 Patriot Act for phones, IRS for W2s and tax evasion, RICO for the money men. More Chardonnay?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 07, 2025 05:37 PM (QSrLX)

17 I'll clear that library with two handheld dry chemical fire extinguishers. But you're gonna need Medical on standby.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 05:37 PM (xt/H7)

18 >>Columbia "University" has axed 180 "researchers,"

What did they axe 'em?

Democrats just can't stepping on their dicks. They see a whole and insist it's not deep enough every single time.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 05:37 PM (viF8m)

19 Boy, I’m so glad we let millions and millions of non-whites i to our country so their petty ethnic squabbles could become our own!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 05:38 PM (l3YAf)

20 Yeah Andy Ngo's coverage of the trantifa lunatics was very sad and awful to behold. The sight of two cops escorting an elderly couple to their car while being followed by black clad trantifa thugs shouting threats at them was particularly annoying. Hey my dudes... ARREST THEM.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:38 PM (2VST1)

21 GASSSSSSSSSS

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 07, 2025 05:38 PM (FISOY)

22 youtu.be/b1_RKu-ESCY

And the 'Experts' wondered why this song hit the way it did a year ago.

(or was it 2 years ago?)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 07, 2025 05:38 PM (sAmhv)

23 This is A Riblaly.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:39 PM (bF7Q5)

24 Far past time to break out the whips and cattle prods

@amuse
TERROR: Protesters occupying Butler Library are still refusing to identify themselves to Public Safety. Outside, agitators are trying to force their way in, claiming those inside are being “blocked.”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 05:39 PM (mlg/3)

25 Columbia needs it's own May 4

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 05:39 PM (RIvkX)

26 The news reports always yell about how "researchers" are fired or "research" us not funded. What is this research though? Tranny operas, shrimp on treadmills, burning strips of paper to prove that pollution causes white supremacy, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:39 PM (2VST1)

27 Columbia University needs the same message asap. Then go on to UWashington and so on. Make them prove to the nation that they are not hives of villainy and terrorism.
Posted by: Decaf at May 07, 2025 05:37 PM (unUNN)

Even if they weren't swine, why do these rich people need my money? If I want them to have my money, I could always just enroll my kids there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 05:39 PM (BI5O2)

28 No Americans were hurt in the making of this movie.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at May 07, 2025 05:40 PM (VJc7E)

29 Do they need any help axeing the researchers?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:40 PM (bF7Q5)

30 She also slammed the school for hiring far-left mayors, Bill de Blasio of New York City and Lori Lightfoot of Chicago, saying, "This is like hiring the captain of the Titanic to teach navigation to future captains of the sea."

-------------------

Just to stick it to the little people who dare to vote out the elites.

Posted by: Decaf at May 07, 2025 05:40 PM (unUNN)

31
Tomorrow is VICTORY DAY.

It will be our first Victory Day.

Ace will probably want to take the day off, now, on account it's a day.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:40 PM (57wKv)

32 We gotta open up a keffiyeh scarf concession!

Posted by: Columbia business majors at May 07, 2025 05:40 PM (T0oeS)

33 According to federal judges, if any of these students are here on a visa, they cannot have their visa revoked because this is "merely exercising their rights under the First Amendment."

Sure the immigration statute says just a statement by the Secretary of State, that their activities affect foreign relations, is all that's necessary, the judge-kings have illegally re-written the statute to require--not just criminal charges--but a criminal conviction, before the visa can be revoked.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 05:32 PM (bw0ep)

Foreigners have rights.

American citizens have obligations.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at May 07, 2025 05:40 PM (l3YAf)

34 Antifa is just an idea, not an organization.

-
Is this a brick I see before me?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 05:41 PM (L/fGl)

35
What's that song that goes bullwhips crackin'?

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:41 PM (57wKv)

36 Even if they weren't swine, why do these rich people need my money? If I want them to have my money, I could always just enroll my kids there.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 05:39 PM (BI5O2)

Fuckin’ A.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 05:41 PM (l3YAf)

37 *side eyes*

Posted by: Basil Fawlty at May 07, 2025 05:42 PM (Aqu9a)

38 Sadly, this will continue, and continue to be the norm.

It doesn't seem like there's any interest at all from authorities... Federal all the way down to the 7-11 clerk to do anything about it. That's got to change.

Hunting Antifa should be rewarded with bounties. And awards. Trophies if you will.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 07, 2025 05:42 PM (Q4IgG)

39 And with that, I removed University of Washington license plate holder.

Not another dollar.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 05:42 PM (W2Pud)

40
I would love LOVE for the bullwhip to make a comeback as a EDC (every day carry) weapon. You know, like Indiana Jones.

(and please save the stupid gay bullwhip jokes)

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:43 PM (57wKv)

41 Why is it, we ask, that Harvard has to teach simple and basic mathematics, when it is supposedly so hard to get into this 'acclaimed university?'

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It's not hard if you have the right connections, the money or the right anti-American, anti-Christian, anti-conservative attitudes. That's what those "tell us about yourself" application categories are for.

Posted by: Decaf at May 07, 2025 05:43 PM (unUNN)

42 They're mostly peaceful.

Posted by: The media we USED to watch at May 07, 2025 05:43 PM (T0oeS)

43 What's that song that goes bullwhips crackin'?
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:41 PM (57wKv)

Rawhide.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 07, 2025 05:43 PM (5xuJ/)

44
Someone's acting up? Give 'em crack o' the whip.

Someone's misbehavin'?
Acting out?

Simple. Whip them.
Instant Justice.

This is The Way.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:44 PM (57wKv)

45 I visited the Harvard campus once, so now I can honestly tell people that I went to Harvard

One memory that always stays with me were the beggars on campus, guys wearing preppy shirts and slacks that were literally holding out hats to collect money for… tuition? Some were playing violins as well to solicit donations

In a NYC subway this would be perfectly normal but seeing this on a Harvard campus was next level weird

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at May 07, 2025 05:44 PM (HYKHz)

46 Student group at Temple University says liberating Palestine will help "destroy the United States and capitalism"

-
So it's a threefer!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 05:44 PM (L/fGl)

47 Richard Colon-Galvez has an unfortunate name.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:44 PM (8avO+)

48 32 We gotta open up a keffiyeh scarf concession!
Posted by: Columbia business majors



Too late. The original Pancake House already has that concession with their table cloths.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 05:44 PM (xt/H7)

49 Neil Young's Southern Man.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:45 PM (bF7Q5)

50 This happened all because Trump doesn't care about Children of color starving and dying in Marxist and Communist Shitholes in Africa !!!!!!!!!!!!

IMPEACH TRUMP NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mike Hunt at May 07, 2025 05:45 PM (smB1O)

51 >> I would love LOVE for the bullwhip to make a comeback as a EDC (every day carry) weapon. You know, like Indiana Jones.

*nods sagely*

>> (and please save the stupid gay bullwhip jokes)

*raises finger, thinks better of it, lowers finger*

Posted by: Zombie Robert Mapplethorpe at May 07, 2025 05:45 PM (l3YAf)

52 Private universities should never receive public funding for anything under any circumstances. Doing so takes money out of the pockets of ordinary Americans, many of whom could not afford college of any sort, let alone gain admission to private universities, to give it to comparatively wealthy institutions. Let them fundraise from their graduates or otherwise earn their own funding.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2025 05:45 PM (z5QST)

53 The want another Kent State, where they rioted for like a week and took over the campus, then opened fire on national guard and managed to turn it into a story of oppressors massacring peaceful flower-distributing hippies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:45 PM (2VST1)

54
never fails...

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:45 PM (57wKv)

55 Not a great tactic for them to start a large fire at their "protest"

Just gives the cops plausible disability when they hit you with the fire hose "by mistake".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 05:45 PM (kBh81)

56 Foreigners have rights.

American citizens have obligations.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge
____

The citizens are the cows providing the milk to feed the foreigners.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 05:46 PM (Dv3i1)

57 Who is getting in under such a low standard when others, with fabulous grades and a great understanding of the highest levels of mathematics, are being rejected?"

----------------

Looking at the names of the arrested protesters, foreign agitators. Even the faculty are foreign, there is nothing of real knowledge taught in the Ivies at present.

Posted by: Decaf at May 07, 2025 05:46 PM (unUNN)

58 They love Gaza then.......... Send then there via USAF !!!!

Posted by: Mike Hunt at May 07, 2025 05:46 PM (smB1O)

59 What's that song that goes bullwhips crackin'?
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar

Southern Man?

Neil Young’s Anti-Tesla Song Flops With Just 66,000 YouTube Views

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 05:46 PM (L/fGl)

60 And if any Harvard reps show up in person at the Department of Education Secretary McMahon will give them the the People's Elbow off the top rope.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 05:46 PM (Da7Vv)

61 This is just a distraction from the *real* problem in our society: all those violent White Christian Nationalists.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, on loan to the Bulwark at May 07, 2025 05:46 PM (PiwSw)

62 Neil Young's Southern Man.

Well I heard Mister Young sing about her
Well I heard old Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:46 PM (2VST1)

63 >> Richard Colon-Galvez has an unfortunate name.

It was harder before my mom got remarried to Dr. Galvez.

Posted by: Dick Colon at May 07, 2025 05:47 PM (l3YAf)

64 BREAKING: Masked terror supporters have taken over the Columbia library while students are trying to study for finals.


Imagine a college let a group of Neo-NAZIs, or heck just MAGA protestors do this. The nightly news wouldn't stop talking about it for months

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 05:47 PM (t0Rmr)

65 I am guessing that a good 50-75% of the "protesters" do not attend Columbia anyway. Hence: the masks etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:48 PM (2VST1)

66 And if any Harvard reps show up in person at the Department of Education Secretary McMahon will give them the the People's Elbow off the top rope.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 05:46 PM (Da7Vv)

If she has some angry cats, just point the laser pointer onto the reps' chests. Turn them kitties loose!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 05:48 PM (VNX3d)

67 Giant gay hippo chasing the grandma with cane is gay.

Hard to understand his soy-pitched voice through his mask.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 05:48 PM (Dv3i1)

68 Ooohhh...I just LOVE their scarves!

Posted by: Deb Birx at May 07, 2025 05:48 PM (T0oeS)

69 Sadly, this will continue, and continue to be the norm.

It doesn't seem like there's any interest at all from authorities... Federal all the way down to the 7-11 clerk to do anything about it. That's got to change.

Hunting Antifa should be rewarded with bounties. And awards. Trophies if you will.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 07, 2025 05:42 PM (Q4IgG)

To be fair, these days if you choose a college in an inner city you are asking for it.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:48 PM (8avO+)

70 As I've repeatedly asked, ( not really expecting an answer. It's more of a lament as question) "At this point why would anyone who is Jewish send their kid to Columbia or Harvard? . If I had a kid who was a junior in high school I'd be checking out schools which had NO anti semetic incidents and find about their academic rating and offerings. I visited an institution of higher learning today and walked around. I think they had previously had pro Palestinian encampments but there was no violence as far as I know . I passed a nice looking young Jewish guy whom I assume was a student and who was wearing a yarmulke. I smiled at him and he gave me a smile back, and I thought to myself as I passed him, " I hope to God you haven't been targeted for your faith while studying here."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (oQKD+)

71 I would love LOVE for the bullwhip to make a comeback as a EDC (every day carry) weapon. You know, like Indiana Jones.

(and please save the stupid gay bullwhip jokes)
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:43 PM (57wKv)

Bullwhip carriers need to be shirtless and sweaty mens, muscles rippling.

Posted by: Antoine Merriweather and Blaine Edwards at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (Aqu9a)

72 Dick Colon-Valdez.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (bF7Q5)

73 I had a little mind picture of the woman with the cane whipping it around after pulling the sword and decapitating the masked asswipes in true superhero fashion.

Posted by: huerfano at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (n2swS)

74 Neil Young’s Anti-Tesla Song Flops With Just 66,000 YouTube Views

I remember when he was relevant, in like 1986

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (2VST1)

75 There's still a lot of trans hysteria out there.

I received a notice from blogger yesterday that one of my posts had been deleted due to a violation of their “hate speech” guidelines. The post at issue dealt with JB Pritzker's mulling over of a presidential run. Now, I did pass along an observation on the governor's dimensional challenges, and I also pointed out his association with transgender policies, including gender reassignment surgery (I referred to the latter as “vile”. I wrapped up by calling him “evil”, and said he needed to be thwarted, inviting the general public to send him boxes of donuts.

So, did blogger consider my description of Pritzker hateful (“an ambulant giant blob of fat”? Or was it that I referred to gender reassignment as vile? Or did blogger see my invitation to send him donuts as a kind of incitement to slow-motion assassination? I've written blogger, so I guess I'll find out (maybe).

Posted by: Paco at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (mADJX)

76 @45 Did you go to the Peabody? That place alone almost justifies Harvard's continued existence. It's one of the first places I brought my now-wife when we we were dating.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (2cS/G)

77 Richard Colon-Galvez has an unfortunate name.
Posted by: Oldcat


He can take it. He's tough. After all, with a galvanized colon, he's gotta be tough.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (xt/H7)

78 To be fair, these days if you choose a college in an inner city you are asking for it.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:48 PM (8avO+)

If you choose a college in an inner city you're probably one of them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (kBh81)

79 75 Not sure where those silly faces came from.

Posted by: Paco at May 07, 2025 05:50 PM (mADJX)

80 Neil Young should be beaten to death with his own guitar.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2025 05:50 PM (LTygC)

81 Dick Colon-Valdez.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (bF7Q5)

Self lubricating.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 05:51 PM (kBh81)

82 62 Neil Young's Southern Man.

Well I heard Mister Young sing about her
Well I heard old Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:46 PM (2VST1)
We play it loud.

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2025 05:51 PM (LHPAg)

83
Pretty sure I could vivisect a man with a whip.
Not sure why that's "gay."

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:51 PM (57wKv)

84 Neil Young should be beaten to death with his own guitar.

I don't think he has many years left on this earth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:52 PM (2VST1)

85 I would love LOVE for the bullwhip to make a comeback as a EDC (every day carry) weapon. You know, like Indiana Jones.

Legal in TX, along with Nun-chucks, brass knucks, switch blades, Swords ( Saw a guy in an Ice House with a Katana - no kidding).

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 05:52 PM (Da7Vv)

86 Always with the drums!

Posted by: pookysgirl has rhythm at May 07, 2025 05:52 PM (Wt5PA)

87 I think gaelic words may be replaced with smiley face emojis.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:52 PM (bF7Q5)

88 He can take it. He's tough. After all, with a galvanized colon, he's gotta be tough.
Posted by: rickb223

Plenty of zinc. He'll be fine.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2025 05:52 PM (LTygC)

89 Old and Busted : Harvard
New Hotness: University of Florida

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2025 05:53 PM (g47mK)

90 Old and Busted : Columbia
New Hotness : Georgia Tech

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2025 05:53 PM (g47mK)

91 They get course credit for this, don't they?

Posted by: I think it's a lab at May 07, 2025 05:53 PM (T0oeS)

92 I think a society where most adults carried a full bladed weapon on their hip would be a much more polite society.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 05:54 PM (kBh81)

93 The want another Kent State, where they rioted for like a week and took over the campus, then opened fire on national guard and managed to turn it into a story of oppressors massacring peaceful flower-distributing hippies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:45 PM (2VST1)
====

The rioting was effectively ended.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 05:54 PM (RIvkX)

94 Did you go to the Peabody?

*******

That was one of the highlights, puts the ny museum of natural history to shame

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at May 07, 2025 05:54 PM (HYKHz)

95 I don't think he has many years left on this earth.

Particularly with Daryl Hanna riding him like Priss in Blade Runner.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 05:54 PM (Da7Vv)

96 Who is getting in under such a low standard when others, with fabulous grades and a great understanding of the highest levels of mathematics, are being rejected?"

Gosh, maybe it's graduates of our illustrious government schools who have been for the last decade or so under the Department of Education's common core math curriculum.

Maybe you ought to consider fixing that at some point, Sec Ed?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 07, 2025 05:54 PM (hB7mE)

97 I know a guy with a swordcane. He's old enough not to give a crap that its illegal. And yes, its sharp.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:54 PM (2VST1)

98 I would love LOVE for the bullwhip to make a comeback as a EDC (every day carry) weapon. You know, like Indiana Jones.

Legal in TX, along with Nun-chucks, brass knucks, switch blades, Swords ( Saw a guy in an Ice House with a Katana - no kidding).

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President


The places you can go armed on the regular ain't the places these bozos operate, naturally. Almost as if...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 07, 2025 05:54 PM (OUMaO)

99 63 >> Richard Colon-Galvez has an unfortunate name.

It was harder before my mom got remarried to Dr. Galvez.

Posted by: Dick Colon at May 07, 2025 05:47 PM (l3YAf)


What was her married name before she married Dr. Galvez and he formally adopted you? Colon-Ricardo?

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2025 05:55 PM (aBgBM)

100 I think a society where most adults carried a full bladed weapon on their hip would be a much more polite society.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 05:54 PM (kBh81)
====

Think Klingon.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 05:55 PM (RIvkX)

101 They need an Asian guy at Columbia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHhy2Gk_xik

Posted by: huerfano at May 07, 2025 05:55 PM (n2swS)

102 "Dozens of masked anti-Israel protesters" - Isn't this redundant? If there are masked protesters, aren't they all anti-Israel? Whatever they're against -whether it's taxes, pro-life politicians, spending cuts, whatever- it seems the 1 unifying thing about masked protesters is they all hate Jews.

Posted by: The CIA at May 07, 2025 05:55 PM (NXYp1)

103 Think Klingon.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 05:55 PM (RIvkX)

Bat'leths are ridiculous. I want a polite society, not a silly society.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 05:56 PM (kBh81)

104 The rioting was effectively ended.

That it was but we had to put up with like 20 years of sad movies, tv shows, and songs about it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:56 PM (2VST1)

105 Klingon's break off into showtunes now.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:56 PM (bF7Q5)

106
Masked = coward.

Posted by: But you already knew that at May 07, 2025 05:57 PM (T0oeS)

107
>>a federal grant canceled in March for research that examined the consequences of structural racism on substance use risk in Puerto Rican adolescents.

================

phghwww

Research at the university level needed for this?

I've got the results already: kids of color hardest hit. White people guilty. Give us money. The end.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 05:57 PM (U7Gpi)

108 dry chem is too hard to clean up; CO2 FTW!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2025 05:57 PM (/Ghsb)

109 The want another Kent State, where they rioted for like a week and took over the campus, then opened fire on national guard and managed to turn it into a story of oppressors massacring peaceful flower-distributing hippies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:45 PM (2VST1)

One of the dead was a ROTC fellow just passing by. I think one of the girls was a normie, too.

I don't think the protesters had arms actually. Maybe firecrackers. They did throw stuff rocks and tear gas cans shot at them. The National Guard marched aimlessly about the area chasing/being chased alterately for a while without much point until they hit a fenced area that kinda surrounded them. This built up for a while, then they marched thru the crowd up a small rise and there was a surge in the crowd on one flank and behind which led to the troops on that side turning and firing a volley.

A bad situation.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:57 PM (8avO+)

110 a federal grant canceled in March for research that examined the consequences of structural racism on substance use risk in Puerto Rican adolescents.

================

phghwww

Research at the university level needed for this?

I've got the results already: kids of color hardest hit. White people guilty. Give us money. The end.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 05:57 PM (U7Gpi)

So they offer drugs to kids. Great research.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:58 PM (8avO+)

111 Victory Tits Day would be nice.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 07, 2025 05:58 PM (ufFY8)

112
That Klingon batleth is kinda stupid, in my opinion.

I mean, using it is as lethal to Yourself as it is to your opponent.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:58 PM (57wKv)

113 I know a guy with a swordcane. He's old enough not to give a crap that its illegal. And yes, its sharp.

Once again, legal to carry in TX.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 05:58 PM (Da7Vv)

114 What was her married name before she married Dr. Galvez and he formally adopted you? Colon-Ricardo?
Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2025 05:55 PM (aBgBM)

Colon-Blough. He was from old money.

Posted by: Dick Colon-Blough-Cohen-Galvez at May 07, 2025 05:58 PM (l3YAf)

115 Sword canes are like a nice, full silver flask. It may be designed to stay discrete. You may intend for it to remain discrete.

But you will whip it out in a femtosecond just to hear someone say "Awww, sweet!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 05:59 PM (kBh81)

116 I don't think the protesters had arms actually. Maybe firecrackers. They did throw stuff rocks and tear gas cans shot at them.

In the audio you can hear a pistol go off before the National Guard opens fire with rifles. Didn't sound like a firecracker.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:59 PM (2VST1)

117
Really, think about it.

Two Klingons are fighting, each with their own batlith "sword."

99% they're BOTH dead at the end, mostly from self-inflicted wounds.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:59 PM (57wKv)

118 I'm the Assman, Jerry!

Posted by: Kramer at May 07, 2025 06:00 PM (T0oeS)

119 So they offer drugs to kids. Great research.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:58 PM (8avO+)

With a guy yelling racial slurs at them the whole time.

Control group gets offered drugs but no racial slurs.

Posted by: Dick Colon-Blough-Cohen-Galvez at May 07, 2025 06:01 PM (l3YAf)

120 I really don't care that UW suffered damage from these godless commies, especially if UW asked for it by wearing what it was wearing.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 07, 2025 06:01 PM (ufFY8)

121 Masked intruders taking over a building?

Are there hostages?
If no, evacuate the building and gas them

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 07, 2025 06:01 PM (FCbAQ)

122 Hoping they'll go away isn't going to work
@amuse
TERROR: Protesters occupying Butler Library are still refusing to identify themselves to Public Safety. Outside, agitators are trying to force their way in, claiming those inside are being “blocked.”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 06:01 PM (mlg/3)

123 @94 I appreciate the sentiment and I have local bias for Boston, but I don't think I'd say Peabody puts the MONH to shame. I can spend a week in NY and see/ learn more, but I can also see/ learn more at Peabs in one day. The compact nature of the Peabody makes it more immediate, whereas my attention is diverted a MONH. I'm sure I'll see them both again, I'll do a comparison.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2025 06:01 PM (2cS/G)

124 99% they're BOTH dead at the end, mostly from self-inflicted wounds.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:59 PM (57wKv)

Easier to carry into battle than a full on Sword of Damocles get-up, though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:01 PM (kBh81)

125 99% they're BOTH dead at the end, mostly from self-inflicted wounds.

Same thing with a lightsaber, especially the more ridiculous variants coming out lately.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:01 PM (2VST1)

126 So, did blogger consider my description of Pritzker hateful (“an ambulant giant blob of fat”? Or was it that I referred to gender reassignment as vile? Or did blogger see my invitation to send him donuts as a kind of incitement to slow-motion assassination? I've written blogger, so I guess I'll find out (maybe).
Posted by: Paco at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (mADJX)

I think if you end up the Governor of Illinois you have to be pretty vile.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:01 PM (8avO+)

127 If these colleges really, really want that sweet taxpayer dollar, then give the taxpayers something in return.

Put all of your hideously ugly staff and students' bios (WITH PICTURES) on a website, where the taxpayers in your State can annually do ranked-choice voting on the 100 of them that will have to fight each of the gorillas every year on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest and His Bloodthirsty Simian Pals.

I'm just offering solutions. I'm an idea guy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 06:02 PM (BI5O2)

128 According to federal judges, if any of these students are here on a visa, they cannot have their visa revoked because this is "merely exercising their rights under the First Amendment."

Sounds like an excellent excuse to stop issuing visas entirely.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 07, 2025 06:02 PM (hB7mE)

129 A bad situation.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:57 PM (8avO+)
====

Agreed, the result of poor leadership and permissive attitudes toward public violence.

The administration's weakness caused the event.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 06:02 PM (RIvkX)

130 So, not students... in that case Trespassing and parading with a License...

isn't that like... 4 years in Prison?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 06:03 PM (QAkQ3)

131 100 of them that will have to fight each of the gorillas every year on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest and His Bloodthirsty Simian Pals.

"I'd watch that"
--President Trump

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:03 PM (2VST1)

132 So they offer drugs to kids. Great research.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:58 PM (8avO+)
---
I'm sure it's much, much worse. No doubt they are brainwashing/indoctrinating the participants in this "study" into choosing to take drugs because of racism, rather than giving the participants an honest choice to accept or reject drugs.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 06:03 PM (GlyvH)

133 What clause gives illegal invaders rights?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 06:03 PM (bF7Q5)

134
lol, @ the light saber

Totally idiotic weapon. You'll end up amputating your own leg.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 06:03 PM (57wKv)

135 Same thing with a lightsaber, especially the more ridiculous variants coming out lately.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:01 PM (2VST1)

"Hey let's make the guard out of two little baby lightsabers!"

"Are you high right now?"

"... Are you not?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:03 PM (kBh81)

136 I don’t want to live in a society where it’s wrong for RWDS to mow down peaceful, flower-distributing hippies.

Posted by: Dick Colon-Blough-Cohen-Galvez at May 07, 2025 06:03 PM (l3YAf)

137 Wow, McMahon brings the ace level cruelty. hiring the captain of the Titanic in to teach navigation?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 06:04 PM (tT6L1)

138 And, you don't need a permit to carry any of those weapons in TX. A sword Cane is just considered a sword with a sheath here.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 06:04 PM (Da7Vv)

139 Sword canes are like a nice, full silver flask. It may be designed to stay discrete. You may intend for it to remain discrete.

But you will whip it out in a femtosecond just to hear someone say "Awww, sweet!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 05:59 PM (kBh81)

There's a SF story where a crippled naval LT gets gifted a sword cane that the release fires the cover violently as an extra projectile.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:04 PM (8avO+)

140 lol, @ the light saber

Totally idiotic weapon. You'll end up amputating your own leg.
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 06:03 PM (57wKv)

You saw that on Big Bang Theory, too, when Bob Newhart played a ghost Jedi?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 06:05 PM (VNX3d)

141 >> "Hey let's make the guard out of two little baby lightsabers!"

Isn’t the point of a hilt to protect the wielder’s hand—OH GOD, I BURNED MY WRIST AGAIN

Posted by: Sith-in-training at May 07, 2025 06:05 PM (l3YAf)

142 A moron mentioned above, the fvcking FBI gaslighting for years about the biggest threat to the "homeland"* was white supremacists.


*btw thanks for bringing this utterly Nazi-esque word to everyday English.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 06:05 PM (RIvkX)

143
Axel the chick used to dream about having her own little flame-thrower.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 06:06 PM (57wKv)

144 117
Really, think about it.

Two Klingons are fighting, each with their own batlith "sword."

99% they're BOTH dead at the end, mostly from self-inflicted wounds.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 05:59 PM (57wKv)

Was at a Con a number of years ago in the Bay Area, where we were doing historic sword fight Demos...

Was a 'Klingon' there who supposedly had worked for years on how to use a Batlith.. so we spar'd a bit...

He actually did OK vs Longsword... but when it came to Rapier? especially sword and dagger... he got owned.

But was a lot of fun.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 06:06 PM (QAkQ3)

145 btw thanks for bringing this utterly Nazi-esque word to everyday English.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 06:05 PM (RIvkX)

Just be glad they didn't translate it as "Birthingpersonland".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:06 PM (kBh81)

146
You saw that on Big Bang Theory, too, when Bob Newhart played a ghost Jedi?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


Nah, I don't watch that shit. Ace likes it, though.
Ace likes a lot of crap.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 06:07 PM (57wKv)

147 70 As I've repeatedly asked, ( not really expecting an answer. It's more of a lament as question) "At this point why would anyone who is Jewish send their kid to Columbia or Harvard?

-----------------------

Columbia/Harvard is the key to money and status and those things are more important than their fellow Jews, both in Israel and elsewhere.

Posted by: The Truth at May 07, 2025 06:07 PM (N2LiF)

148 I am planning attending the protests at Columbia tonight wearing the same Black/White Dress to protest against the rich jews ....

Posted by: Kamal Harris at May 07, 2025 06:08 PM (6Zxan)

149 How comes Jedi ain't all got wicked sunburns all the time?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:08 PM (kBh81)

150 Tune in next week for more Sword Talk on this and other PBS stations.
Sponsored by donations from People Like You.

Posted by: NPR announcer voice at May 07, 2025 06:08 PM (T0oeS)

151 Kreißsaalland

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 06:09 PM (RIvkX)

152 What clause gives illegal invaders rights?

None of course. There were some SCOTUS cases that said that, but they were over-ruled in 2003 by a decision that held congress can set rules and standards for Aliens, that would be unacceptable for citizens.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 06:09 PM (Da7Vv)

153 Arrest them then the DA will drop all charges

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2025 06:09 PM (ypFCm)

154 These people have addresses and phone numbers. Why is doxing a weapon reserved for the left?

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at May 07, 2025 06:09 PM (8QPXz)

155 Totally idiotic weapon. You'll end up amputating your own leg.

I liked how Obi Wan used it in the first movie. He'd whip it out, turn it on, take off the opponent's arm, turn it off and put it away in one move. You barely even saw what happened. That's the way to use something that dangerous.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:09 PM (2VST1)

156 Seems to me a number of protesters did something on Jan6th and, well, it didn't turn out too well for them.

Double standard?

Of course not. Free speech vs. insurrection.

The price we pay for not fighting back.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 07, 2025 06:10 PM (Q4IgG)

157 Ricardo Colon-Galvez -- what an asshole!

Posted by: Ciampino - an anal retentive at May 07, 2025 06:10 PM (sPQoU)

158 They're pissed because DOGE cut off their free potency monitoring of confiscated cannabis samples.

Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2025 06:10 PM (KtOUo)

159 There were some SCOTUS cases that said that, but they were over-ruled in 2003 by a decision that held congress can set rules and standards for Aliens, that would be unacceptable for citizens.

And, even if that were not true, for 150 years presidents have pitched non-citizens out of the country that they chose to without needing a judge or jury to get involved. Biden and Obama threw out tons of illegals and no judge decided they had to have warrants or "due process."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:11 PM (2VST1)

160 You barely even saw what happened. That's the way to use something that dangerous.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:09 PM (2VST1)

Now, to be fair, comparing that to Luke vs. Vader is like comparing the battle of Stalingrad with shooting Ol' Yeller.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:11 PM (kBh81)

161 According to Peter Woit, the real problem in Columbia is that Trump is cancelling their funding and that the trustees aren't confronting Trump the fascist dictator.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 06:11 PM (gKWVE)

162 141 >> "Hey let's make the guard out of two little baby lightsabers!"

Isn’t the point of a hilt to protect the wielder’s hand—OH GOD, I BURNED MY WRIST AGAIN
Posted by: Sith-in-training at May 07, 2025 06:05 PM (l3YAf)

Wrist? Any cross body, downward block (If'n I thrust towards yer knee...) and that little baby light saber goes right into your crotch.

or a Nine parry? Which is the sword even with your head, parrying a downward cut? If'n I drive that parry down with a strong strike... which OFTEN happens... that little light goes straight into yere face of neck...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 06:11 PM (QAkQ3)

163 Seems to me a number of protesters did something on Jan6th and, well, it didn't turn out too well for them.

"Well, you see, those protesters threatened and frightened important people, people who matter. These protesters are only disturbing the little people."
--Senator Thom Tillis

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:12 PM (2VST1)

164
Well, if every person in the entire World has "due process" "rights" in the USA, why can't they vote?

Because that's What's Next in this idiotic fake "logic."

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 06:12 PM (57wKv)

165 Powell didn’t cut rates. Because of course he didn’t. Deep state isn’t going quietly into the night. They will sabotage Trump any and every which way they can.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 06:13 PM (ImXfC)

166 Well, if every person in the entire World has "due process" "rights" in the USA, why can't they vote?

Because that's What's Next in this idiotic fake "logic."
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 06:12 PM (57wKv)

Bingo ain't just a river in Africa.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:13 PM (kBh81)

167 116: something I read on the internet, years ago; those shots were fired from a .38 carried by an fbi informant who thought he was being chased, elsewhere on campus.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2025 06:13 PM (/Ghsb)

168 Evening, people of the Ace World,

My power was out for six hours today thanks to an explosive thunderstorm with quite a bit of wind. At 9:30 I got back from my errands, flicked the light switch, and nada. The local power company at first promised power would be back on by 11:30 am, then by midnight (!) ("tomorrow at 12 am" I hope meant *this* midnight). At 3:30 pm I'm sitting at my open door reading, and reached up to flick the light switch, not really expecting anything, but -- POWER! HAHAHAHA!

The worst of it, of course, is not knowing when the outage will end.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 06:14 PM (omVj0)

169 You know why they put those stupid side-saber bits on the blade?

Well the main reason was "this looks KEWL!!!! HE LOOKS BADASS!" which, he didn't.

But the other reason is "there's no guard on a light saber, and even if there was, the blade would just go right through it." Which is true. you could just slide your blade down the other one and into the hand of your foe.

So retconning superfans came up with the "sticky lightsaber" theory in which the blades tend to stick making it not possible to slide down your opponent's saber. Kind of like how they explained away how a parsec is not a measurement of time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:14 PM (2VST1)

170 99% they're BOTH dead at the end, mostly from self-inflicted wounds.

Same thing with a lightsaber, especially the more ridiculous variants coming out lately.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:01 PM (2VST1)

There's a funny story "Gun without a Bang" where a scout is sent to a wild planet with a new disintegrator pistol and he gets attacked by packs of hostile wolf like critters. He kills them, but they don't stop. then other animals join in. He steps over a log, but its a gator like animal and when he shoots down he falls into the resulting pit and injures his leg. He realizes that the animals don't stop because nothings wounded, cries out in pain or gives a hint something is wrong. He gets to his ship and finds in the final run he has chopped up his ship with stray shots, has no fuel and holes in the hull.

A rescue ship finds him a year later, in a nice stockade with a bow and arrow. The weapon is being used to hammer in the stockade logs.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:14 PM (8avO+)

171 Fire Powell! C’mon Trump, you know you wanna!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 06:15 PM (l3YAf)

172 At this point why would anyone who is Jewish send their kid to Columbia or Harvard? .
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I think the ones that are still sending their children there think they are safe because they're "not that kind of Jew."

You know, conservative, Zionist.

It's like thinking you can drop the N-bomb walking through Compton 'cause you dated a black girl in college one week.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 06:15 PM (bw0ep)

173
50 States.

50 Silverbacks.

5000 College CHUDs.

1 Winner: You, the viewing audience.

Posted by: Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest and His Bloodthirsty Simian Pals at May 07, 2025 06:15 PM (BI5O2)

174 But muh beskar

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:15 PM (kBh81)

175 those shots were fired from a .38 carried by an fbi informant who thought he was being chased, elsewhere on campus.

Well it was just one shot and very close to the microphone so that doesn't sound like a plausible explanation but we'll never know now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:15 PM (2VST1)

176 77 Richard Colon-Galvez has an unfortunate name.
Posted by: Oldcat


He can take it. He's tough. After all, with a galvanized colon, he's gotta be tough.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (xt/H7)
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Not tough, just corrosion-retarded!

Posted by: Galvanized Colon - will accept many loads before rusting out at May 07, 2025 06:15 PM (sPQoU)

177 Light saber Daffy Duck with a quarterstaff.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 06:15 PM (bF7Q5)

178 So retconning superfans came up with the "sticky lightsaber" theory in which the blades tend to stick making it not possible to slide down your opponent's saber. Kind of like how they explained away how a parsec is not a measurement of time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:14 PM (2VST1)

There are lots of shots in the series where they slide the blades along each other though.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:16 PM (8avO+)

179 >
Once again, legal to carry in TX.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 05:58 PM (Da7Vv)

Likewise Alaska.

We used to have laws against all the usual suspects -- switchblades, "metal" knuckles (the lege was covering all the bases there, I guess), and so on.

After we went full Constitutional Carry, someone noticed that it was fucking retarded to prohibit brass knucks when carrying a firearm, either openly or concealed, was perfectly legal, so all those laws were repealed.

Posted by: Dutch Army at May 07, 2025 06:16 PM (W5ArC)

180 Do they need any help axeing the researchers?
Posted by: Boss Moss


Hey, Buddy. This is my side of the street. You've moving in on my territory.

Posted by: Lizzie Borden at May 07, 2025 06:17 PM (D0HYP)

181 133 What clause gives illegal invaders rights?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 06:03 PM (bF7Q5)


The 14th Amendment! It's our go-to for everything we want discovered in the Constitution by Federal Courts!

Posted by: Democrats at May 07, 2025 06:17 PM (aBgBM)

182 Anyone want to take bets on the main source of Mark Levin's funding aside from whatever he directly gets paid by Cumulus to be a loud retard on the radio?

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2025 06:17 PM (1b5Z6)

183 Wow, the cops escorting the woman to the car had patience far beyond normal people. The antifa scum harassing the crippled gal had me seeing red.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 06:17 PM (tT6L1)

184 My power was out for six hours today thanks to an explosive thunderstorm with quite a bit of wind. At 9:30 I got back from my errands, flicked the light switch, and nada. The local power company at first promised power would be back on by 11:30 am, then by midnight (!) ("tomorrow at 12 am" I hope meant *this* midnight). At 3:30 pm I'm sitting at my open door reading, and reached up to flick the light switch, not really expecting anything, but -- POWER! HAHAHAHA!

The worst of it, of course, is not knowing when the outage will end.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 06:14 PM (omVj0)

I always pop on some lights when the power is out so I know when it ends.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:17 PM (8avO+)

185 You could probably drop N bombs all over Compton today...

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 06:17 PM (gKWVE)

186 Sock off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 06:18 PM (W5ArC)

187 A rescue ship finds him a year later, in a nice stockade with a bow and arrow. The weapon is being used to hammer in the stockade logs.

I read a story about a jet that got sent back in time to WWI somehow and figured he'd show the Bosch how they did it 1970s style. But the biplanes had a low heat signature so the missiles wouldn't lock on. And they were made of cloth so the guns tended not to hit much. And he moved so fast he had a hard time even getting a bead on anything.

I like that kind of sci fi "not like you figured" storyline but I'm not sure its 100% plausible or would work out that way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:18 PM (2VST1)

188 There are lots of shots in the series where they slide the blades along each other though.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:16 PM (8avO+)
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Gay!

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2025 06:18 PM (1b5Z6)

189 And those on the left thinking this is cute, who won’t prosecute, who won’t do anything serious for whatever their misguided reasons may be, don’t seem to understand they are on the list, too.

Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 06:18 PM (pZEOD)

190 The school has been on alert

Really? Because I can think of a number of things that could have been done if you actually were on alert for this.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 07, 2025 06:18 PM (D0HYP)

191 And, even if that were not true, for 150 years presidents have pitched non-citizens out of the country that they chose to without needing a judge or jury to get involved. Biden and Obama threw out tons of illegals and no judge decided they had to have warrants or "due process."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:11 PM (2VST1)

My question is, who is funding all these lawsuits? This many Lawyers aint workin fer free...

Someone is organizing and paying for it, and needs to be exposed because they ARE a threat to Democracy. We elected Trump on a Platform they are using out of control Judges, to counteract.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 06:18 PM (QAkQ3)

192 Where’s the nothing will happen guy?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 06:19 PM (ImXfC)

193 'Terror supporters'?

They're terrorists. Low grade retarded terrorists, but terrorists.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

194 Live about 15 miles from SUNY New Paltz a very far left school . There has been some antisemitism, but I think with this semester ending real craziness won't start till September. The Code Pink critter lived down that way and frequently showed up for noise

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 06:20 PM (vmkyp)

195 I read a story about a jet that got sent back in time to WWI somehow and figured he'd show the Bosch how they did it 1970s style. But the biplanes had a low heat signature so the missiles wouldn't lock on. And they were made of cloth so the guns tended not to hit much. And he moved so fast he had a hard time even getting a bead on anything.

I like that kind of sci fi "not like you figured" storyline but I'm not sure its 100% plausible or would work out that way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:18 PM (2VST1)

Could have just used his jet wash as a weapon, those old Crates were not very sturdy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 06:20 PM (QAkQ3)

196 It's like thinking you can drop the N-bomb walking through Compton 'cause you dated a black girl in college one week.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 06:15 PM (bw0ep)

Compton’s over 70% Latino now, so you might get away with it.

Just don’t say “LatinX”..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 06:20 PM (l3YAf)

197 Andy Ngo should get a Medal of Freedom from Trump.

Along with Rodney Smith, the guy who organizes young people to cut lawns for free for the elderly, disabled, vets, etc.

Time for such awards to go the little people who really live the life such things are meant to celebrate.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2025 06:20 PM (1m82a)

198 Where’s the nothing will happen guy?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 06:19 PM (ImXfC)

Hanging out with the And So It Begins guy.

It's almost already not used to be happy hour.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:20 PM (kBh81)

199 Why are they even studying for finals? Shouldnt they be excused from having to take them due to the trauma they've experienced from Drumpf's presidency and the continued existence of Israel?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at May 07, 2025 06:21 PM (O5FOV)

200 Totally idiotic weapon. You'll end up amputating your own leg.

It's merely a flesh wound!

Posted by: The Black Knight at May 07, 2025 06:21 PM (7bp2g)

201 Compton has fallen.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 06:21 PM (bF7Q5)

202 Could have just used his jet wash as a weapon, those old Crates were not very sturdy.

Hell if he didn't hit the engine he could just ram them, light wood and cloth. But yeah just flying nearby would wipe one out.

They didn't show up well on his radar either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:21 PM (2VST1)

203 Really? Because I can think of a number of things that could have been done if you actually were on alert for this.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 07, 2025 06:18 PM (D0HYP)

*nods* Maxim machine gun nests on the roof of the library. Mines around the facility that you needed a library card to find the safe path... Hungry German shepherd dogs inside the building trained to key off the smell of weed...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 06:21 PM (zZu0s)

204 Where’s the nothing will happen guy?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 06:19 PM (ImXfC)

Hanging out with the And So It Begins guy.

It's almost already not used to be happy hour.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:20 PM (kBh81)

They're in Rome, watching the Conclave for the new Pope.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 06:21 PM (VNX3d)

205 Edged Weapon Recommendation by one guy - Cutlass!

https://tinyurl.com/yjk7ms9t

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2025 06:21 PM (aBgBM)

206 Compton is a bario now? Heh. I didn’t know that happened.

NWA song needs updated lyrics.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 06:22 PM (ImXfC)

207 I'm just so thankful that the Lords of Times Square are amplifying traditionally marginalized bodies on a monumental scale.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 07, 2025 06:22 PM (paSBy)

208
I always pop on some lights when the power is out so I know when it ends.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025


***
The clock on the microwave came on, of course, but I was facing away from it. I'd tested the lights about fifteen minutes before and got nothing, so I didn't miss much.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 06:22 PM (omVj0)

209 NWA are still outta Compton, it's going back that'll be the trick

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 06:23 PM (gKWVE)

210 Is Acer E-Machines now livin the vida loca?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 06:23 PM (bF7Q5)

211 Why are they even studying for finals? Shouldnt they be excused from having to take them due to the trauma they've experienced from Drumpf's presidency and the continued existence of Israel?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at May 07, 2025 06:21 PM (O5FOV)

Pfft.. if your dorm roommate commits a suicide bombing, it’s an automatic A for the semester!

Posted by: Ivy League student at May 07, 2025 06:24 PM (l3YAf)

212 NWA song needs updated lyrics.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 06:22 PM (ImXfC)

MWA.

Mariachis With Attitude.

"Derrrrreeeeeecho de Compton..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:24 PM (kBh81)

213 Edged Weapon Recommendation by one guy - Cutlass!

From my amateur study hours of Forged in Fire and recreation experts, it seems like the final, best form of the sword is the saber. Although Shad recommends a Gladius for easy carry and storage in the apocalypse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:24 PM (2VST1)

214 Democrats. The party of TransHumanism, TransTerrorism and TransContinental Gangs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2025 06:24 PM (UarWD)

215 197, so true, from your mouth to his ears!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2025 06:25 PM (/Ghsb)

216 I'm just so thankful that the Lords of Times Square are amplifying traditionally marginalized bodies on a monumental scale.

I still think the little girl facing off a rampaging, charging bull is the dumber statue. Yeah you're defiant for the .007 seconds it takes to get turned into hamburger.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:25 PM (2VST1)

217 A Gladius is just a jumped up machete.

Which is why it is perfect.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:25 PM (kBh81)

218 read a story about a jet that got sent back in time to WWI somehow and figured he'd show the Bosch how they did it 1970s style. But the biplanes had a low heat signature so the missiles wouldn't lock on. And they were made of cloth so the guns tended not to hit much. And he moved so fast he had a hard time even getting a bead on anything.

I like that kind of sci fi "not like you figured" storyline but I'm not sure its 100% plausible or would work out that way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:18 PM (2VST1)

The reason the old as shit Swordfish Biplane torpedo bombers had success against the Bismarck battleship was the directors for the AA guns could not believe a plane was going so slow. They overshot.

I have a madly complex computer game on the War in the Pacific and scored a big one when a Brit carrier sent Swordfish squadron over New Caledonia and sunk a Japanese strike group and one or two battleships.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:26 PM (8avO+)

219 There's a 1789(?) British Light Cavalry saber that the scholagladitoria guy reviewed on a tab open on my computer. Fully sharp, spring steel. Metal scabbard.

Just have not pulled the trigger yet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 06:26 PM (zZu0s)

220 From my amateur study hours of Forged in Fire and recreation experts, it seems like the final, best form of the sword is the saber. Although Shad recommends a Gladius for easy carry and storage in the apocalypse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025

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A compact sword and no doubt easier to wield than much longer ones. Plus, "Stab, don't slash."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 06:26 PM (omVj0)

221 I look at that beautiful library and how it's wasted on those cretins. It's sacrilegious. It's Anti-Enlightenment and barbaric.

Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 07, 2025 06:26 PM (Jp8LL)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 06:26 PM (omVj0)

223
Does anyone think Harvard as it now exists will truly go down? I.e., it can keep its ideology but will have to muddle along on its $50bil endowment and forego federal funding until the next Democrat president? I'd love to see Trump drive them so far down that they have to do a Council of Trent and rebuild in the shadow of a new, brazen, rapidly growing ideological competitor.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 06:26 PM (U7Gpi)

224 We’ve got NOOD Sign!

Posted by: Ivy League student at May 07, 2025 06:27 PM (l3YAf)

225 I always pop on some lights when the power is out so I know when it ends.
Posted by: Oldcat


Line crews asked everyone to turn on a porch light so they could tell at distance.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 06:27 PM (xt/H7)

226 A Gladius is just a jumped up machete.

Which is why it is perfect.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 06:25 PM (kBh81)

We don't give a fuck what you think of our swords, you'll die in the mud all the same.
-The Legions

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 06:27 PM (zZu0s)

227 The fuckers trashed the Eng Labs too? Those motherless cocksuckers!

Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 07, 2025 06:27 PM (Jp8LL)

228 Edged Weapon Recommendation by one guy - Cutlass!

From my amateur study hours of Forged in Fire and recreation experts, it seems like the final, best form of the sword is the saber. Although Shad recommends a Gladius for easy carry and storage in the apocalypse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:24 PM (2VST1)

Sabers are good on a horse. You don't want men in a line swinging wildly. Step, lunge and into the body. A Roman could do that all day but ran out of enemies most of the time.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:28 PM (8avO+)

229 A compact sword and no doubt easier to wield than much longer ones. Plus, "Stab, don't slash."

Yeah Shad annoys me irrationally but he made a pretty good argument for the gladius.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:28 PM (2VST1)

230 Remedial math?

Wow. I could have gone to Harvard.

The Linda McMahon letter was great.

Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2025 06:29 PM (oiNtH)

231 201 Compton has fallen.
Posted by: Boss Moss



'Straight Outta Compton' II will be sung/rapped in Spanish and playing that Latin 'polka' music I hear in the local 'international' grocery store nearby.

(Ok, I don't know what it's actually called. It sounds like polka to me, just with Spanish lyrics)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 07, 2025 06:29 PM (sAmhv)

232 Does anyone think Harvard as it now exists will truly go down? I.e., it can keep its ideology but will have to muddle along on its $50bil endowment and forego federal funding until the next Democrat president? I'd love to see Trump drive them so far down that they have to do a Council of Trent and rebuild in the shadow of a new, brazen, rapidly growing ideological competitor.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 06:26 PM (U7Gpi)

You can't unbreak Humpty Dumpty. Funding or no funding these days nobody respects a Harvard degree. And I at least grew up when there were very respected people from there.

Boss Hogg ain't gonna fly

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:30 PM (8avO+)

233 A compact sword and no doubt easier to wield than much longer ones. Plus, "Stab, don't slash."

Yeah Shad annoys me irrationally but he made a pretty good argument for the gladius.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:28 PM (2VST1)

Rome made the best argument and they had to go to Spain to find one.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:32 PM (8avO+)

234 A compact sword and no doubt easier to wield than much longer ones. Plus, "Stab, don't slash."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2025 06:26 PM (omVj0)

If you have a longsword you can't have an ally in range of a swing. You have to space out so your swings dont interfere and lop each others arms of.

This means facing a Roman there's 2 or three dudes ready, one to parry your swing and the other to stab you in your unguarded body or leg. Then relax and wait for you to fall over or attack again.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 06:36 PM (8avO+)

235 You saw that on Big Bang Theory, too, when Bob Newhart played a ghost Jedi?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Nah, I don't watch that shit. Ace likes it, though.
Ace likes a lot of crap.
Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 06:07 PM (57wKv)

Yeah, you do need a sense of humor to watch it.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 07, 2025 06:44 PM (5xuJ/)

236 I liked how Obi Wan used it in the first movie. He'd whip it out, turn it on, take off the opponent's arm, turn it off and put it away in one move. You barely even saw what happened. That's the way to use something that dangerous.

Amen. They built up to that duel between him and Vader; that first time Vader turned his on; evil red; totally sh*t just got real moment.
They cheapened so much in the follow up movies, i was actually tired of having Jedi main characters because you knew there was doing to be several scenes of acrobatics and karate kicks. One of the reasons I didn't mind rogue one, although it had more than its fair share of stupid sh*t, i did like having spies and special forces characters rather than Jedi.

Posted by: Nelly at May 07, 2025 06:44 PM (pSknm)

237 These idiots are down on Marxism.

They should always live as meeks with no say to nothing.

Professional victims.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at May 07, 2025 06:50 PM (BCXRZ)

238 "Antifa" is just anti-fascist, it's right there in our name!"

Yet they keep attacking Democrat-run universities.

These institutions must therefore be Fascist. QED.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 07, 2025 06:51 PM (HlyYF)

239 "Well, Barack, you know, he had to adjust to what 'on time' was," she told her brother. "I've got this husband who's like, when it's time to leave -- it's 3:00 -- he's getting up and going to the bathroom. And I was like, dude, dude, 3:00 departure means you've done all that, you know?"

-

Ma'am, maybe don't reinforce stereotypes? Especially about the first gay black president.

Next you'll tell me he liked hoopty Chrysler 300s but knew he had to trade it in for a hybrid for his campaign to appear safe and environmentally conscious. Or that he supports violence and threats for accomplishing personal desires.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 06:55 PM (r9cXI)

240 It's like thinking you can drop the N-bomb walking through Compton 'cause you dated a black girl in college one week.

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I don't think that would be a problem now since the Mexicans took it over.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Satisfy your boss' every desire, ignore almost all of your husband's at May 07, 2025 06:58 PM (r9cXI)

241 How humiliating for Harvard C-suite to be lectured by a WWE Princess, lol

Posted by: kallisto at May 07, 2025 07:09 PM (3JHlp)

242 These people have lost their ever-loving minds.

Posted by: El Mariachi at May 07, 2025 07:11 PM (D1vbu)

243 187 A rescue ship finds him a year later, in a nice stockade with a bow and arrow. The weapon is being used to hammer in the stockade logs.

I read a story about a jet that got sent back in time to WWI somehow and figured he'd show the Bosch how they did it 1970s style. But the biplanes had a low heat signature so the missiles wouldn't lock on. And they were made of cloth so the guns tended not to hit much. And he moved so fast he had a hard time even getting a bead on anything.

I like that kind of sci fi "not like you figured" storyline but I'm not sure its 100% plausible or would work out that way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 06:18 PM (2VST1)
Article in Playboy mumble years ago was The Chronicle Of The 695th. or such like. A post WW II mortar/MG crew ends up at the Battle Of Franklin. The men are mostly from the South, that sound familiar? They have decisions to make, whether to change history or fight for their country.

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2025 07:20 PM (LHPAg)

244 I would LOVE for once - just once - for someone to beat the living shit out of these protesters.

Posted by: Oakeshott at May 07, 2025 09:02 PM (7NzYL)

245 "Harvard University has made a mockery of this country's higher education system."

A sinecure for every high profile Democrat loser in the country.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 07, 2025 09:22 PM (w6EFb)

246 I would LOVE for once - just once - for someone to beat the living shit out of these protesters.

Posted by: Oakeshott at May 07, 2025 09:02 PM (7NzYL)

I suggest pewpews with animal tranquilizer darts.

Collect at your leisure. Very orderly.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 07, 2025 09:24 PM (w6EFb)

More Than 60 US Servicemembers Were Injured Building Biden's Grotesque Hamas-Appeasing Gaza Pier -- A Figure That Was Covered Up Until Now

No scolding from the media for covering up injuries to US servicemen.


More than 60 service members were injured as a part of former President Joe Biden's floating aid pier in Gaza, a Pentagon Inspector General report published on Tuesday said, a number significantly higher than had been previously disclosed.

The pier, announced by Biden during a televised address to Congress in March 2024, was a massive endeavor that took about 1,000 U.S. forces to execute.

But bad weather and distribution challenges inside Gaza limited the effectiveness of what the U.S. military says was its biggest aid delivery effort ever in the Middle East. The pier was only operational for about 20 days and cost about $230 million.

It's repulsive.


While there were no deaths or known direct attacks on the pier, the Pentagon had said three U.S. troops suffered non-combat injuries in support of the pier in May, with one medically evacuated in critical condition.

But the new report by the Pentagon Inspector General said that the number was actually 62.

"Based on the information provided, we were not able to determine which of these 62 injuries occurred during the performance of duties or resulted off duty or from pre-existing medical conditions," the report said.

The pier became a sore point in Congress, where Republicans branded it a political stunt by Biden, who was under pressure from fellow Democrats to do more to aid Palestinians after months of staunchly supporting Israel's punishing war on Hamas.

So Biden spent $230 million and injured 62 servicemen as a political payoff to Ilhan Omar and the Terror Wing of the Democrat Party.


David Strom:

You would think a Pentagon reporter would dig into the basic facts of a purely American action, but it took a change of administrations and the digging of an Inspector General to reveal basic facts that a moderately competent reporter should have easily dug up.

...

The financial cost was outrageous--almost a quarter of a billion dollars--and the cost in blood was over 60 soldiers wounded--all to deliver a few trucks in aid that were stolen by Hamas as soon as they hit the shores. It wasn't just a debacle; it aided the enemy.


DOGEai
@dogeai_gov

Biden's Gaza pier was a $230M disaster--60+ troops injured, 20 days of operation, zero strategic value. The Pentagon IG report confirms what we already knew: this was a reckless, politically-driven stunt. Sending 1,000 troops into a logistical nightmare to appease Hamas sympathizers isn't leadership--it's malpractice.

Taxpayers funded this chaos while our military faced equipment failures and mission confusion. Real aid requires security and accountability, not virtue-signaling boondoggles that endanger service members.

Prioritize American safety, not performative foreign policy.


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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2025 04:33 PM (e5NfL)

2 Gaza is gay

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 07, 2025 04:33 PM (w4rYw)

3 A crappy mission put together on the fly by the state department under biden just to appease democrat voters who love the pali's more than they love the US.


Typical democrats who hate the military but use them as props.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2025 04:34 PM (e5NfL)

4 I remember when it was supposed to be how Biden imported millions of Palestinians.

Instead, it just cost us hundreds of millions of dollars.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 04:34 PM (GBKbO)

5 The pier was only operational for about 20 days and cost about $230 million.

"its great work if you can get it"
--military contractors

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:34 PM (2VST1)

6 They were told it was a bad place to build a pier. They did not care. May everyone who caused this man's death spend the rest of their miserable lives in fear of his family.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 04:35 PM (s8j++)

7 I wonder how much of that $230,000,000 actually went to building a pier.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:36 PM (2VST1)

8 You would think a Pentagon reporter would dig into the basic facts of a purely American action, but it took a change of administrations and the digging of an Inspector General to reveal basic facts that a moderately competent reporter should have easily dug up.

This, too, is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:36 PM (2VST1)

9 Instead, it just cost us hundreds of millions of dollars.



better spending the money than getting the palestinains

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 04:37 PM (i4e1s)

10 The pier was overwhelmed by Hamas export goods.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 04:37 PM (pZ64F)

11 The pier crap was one of the most idiotic things ever.

It wasn't designed for those conditions. It wouldn't take those conditions. Even before it was destroyed by the conditions, it didn't produce anything useful when theoretically 'operational'.

But the so-called 'leadership' didn't care.

Because it did exactly what they wanted - create a stupid photo op of them 'doing something'.

When the photo op of 'doing something' is the goal, insane crap like this happens.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 07, 2025 04:37 PM (lCHt6)

12 Remember every granny that showed up at the J6 protests was guilty of any injured suffered by any police officer in DC that day.

However neither Biden, the military leadership, or the Gazans are responsible for these injuries.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 04:37 PM (t0Rmr)

13 wonder how much of that $230,000,000 actually went to building a pier.

Gotta factor in 10% to "the Big Guy".

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 07, 2025 04:37 PM (8yx7s)

14 In the old days when foreigners took Americans hostage they got a hostile visit from the American military.

Now though they get gifts and prizes.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 04:38 PM (t0Rmr)

15 If O'keefe's next scandal has him worried about being murdered, he probably has evidence of one of Hillary's many crimes.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 04:38 PM (Da7Vv)

16 The weirdest thing about this to me? Beyond the Politics?

Why was the Army tasked with this, when the Navy has specific Units called the Beach Masters, who are trained and equipped specifically to get large amount of supplies from Ships, to Shore...

They literally go in with the Marines... to coordinate and direct supply operations.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 04:39 PM (QAkQ3)

17 They should have air-dropped more stuff and squashed idiots trying to claim "first."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 04:39 PM (i24o9)

18 Why was the Army tasked with this, when the Navy has specific Units called the Beach Masters, who are trained and equipped specifically to get large amount of supplies from Ships, to Shore

Yeah the Navy is really damned good at this kind of thing. Not that Huma Abdin or whoever was behind the operation is aware of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:39 PM (2VST1)

19 Why was the Army tasked with this, when the Navy has specific Units called the Beach Masters, who are trained and equipped specifically to get large amount of supplies from Ships, to Shore...

They literally go in with the Marines... to coordinate and direct supply operations.
Posted by: R




navy is not what it was

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 04:40 PM (i4e1s)

20 17 They should have air-dropped more stuff and squashed idiots trying to claim "first."
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 04:39 PM (i24o9)

=======

Why do you hate Sponge?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 04:40 PM (GBKbO)

21 >> Army Sgt. Quandarius Stanley was killed by this pier.

So he gave into..

*puts sunglasses on*

Pier Pressure.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 04:40 PM (l3YAf)

22 Hopefully the brass that Hegseth wants to get rid of include the generals/admirals who were involved with this debacle.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 07, 2025 04:40 PM (7v6oI)

23 Yeah, yeah, whatever. But did you see Pete Hesgeth's tattoos?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 04:40 PM (Dv3i1)

24 There had been so much covering up by the media about so many things they ought to rename themselves " Bed Sheet Media" or as the guy whose name I forget said about covering up stories with a pillow until they die - Smothering Stories Media"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 04:40 PM (42Vb+)

25 Will this scandal be on any of the network "news" stations?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2025 04:40 PM (qBdHI)

26 They should have air-dropped more stuff and squashed idiots trying to claim "first."

Hamas, Palestinian Authority etc send out squads to pick up any food shipments, they don't reach the people. Some of it probably gets distributed to Gazans that the terrorists like and can rely on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:40 PM (2VST1)

27 Fucking Biden needs to be arrested and tried for treason, dementia or not.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 04:40 PM (77rzZ)

28 The US Mulberry at D Day also broke up.

Look, Army, you might need a supply port in a REAL WAR on some beach. Might want to get that crap right this time. Work it out.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:41 PM (8avO+)

29 First. Thpppt.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 04:41 PM (bF7Q5)

30 So he gave into..

*puts sunglasses on*

Pier Pressure.


EEYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:41 PM (2VST1)

31 Why do you hate Sponge?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 04:40 PM (GBKbO)

Envy, mostly.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 04:41 PM (i24o9)

32 They should have air-dropped more stuff and squashed idiots trying to claim "first."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 04:39 PM (i24o9)

Sponge hardest hit. Literally!

Posted by: pookysgirl, not FIRST at May 07, 2025 04:42 PM (Wt5PA)

33 Pier Failure? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson and his MSM Cronies at May 07, 2025 04:42 PM (a/dOO)

34 Quandarius is a pretty awesome name.

Posted by: Weasel at May 07, 2025 04:42 PM (NoW5q)

35 At least the pier didn't sink, h8r!

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 04:42 PM (hE5jn)

36 political payoff to Ilhan Omar and the Terror Wing of the Democrat Party

There is no "Terror Wing of the Democrat Party"
It's the whole party.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 07, 2025 04:42 PM (D0HYP)

37 21 >> Army Sgt. Quandarius Stanley was killed by this pier.

So he gave into..

*puts sunglasses on*

Pier Pressure.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 04:40 PM (l3YAf)

Sentenced to death, by a Jury of his... Piers?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 04:43 PM (QAkQ3)

38 This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Piers Ploughman at May 07, 2025 04:43 PM (D0HYP)

39 Remember, the pier is not the political stunt of the previous administration. The real political stunt is the current administration telling everyone the truth about the debacle.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 04:43 PM (tT6L1)

40 The weirdest thing about this to me? Beyond the Politics?

Why was the Army tasked with this, when the Navy has specific Units called the Beach Masters, who are trained and equipped specifically to get large amount of supplies from Ships, to Shore...

They literally go in with the Marines... to coordinate and direct supply operations.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 04:39 PM


Because the state department was the lead on this project, not the military. And the only rule they had was there could be no boots on the ground in gaza, so they used Army riverine units that are tasked to build bridges across rivers and such.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2025 04:44 PM (e5NfL)

41 Begun, the H1B wars have.

Posted by: Yoda at May 07, 2025 04:44 PM (bF7Q5)

42 Obviously, there was a lack of pier review.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 04:44 PM (77rzZ)

43 "You would think a Pentagon reporter would dig into the basic facts of a purely American action..." -David Strom

Why would I think that? "Reporters" means "reporting what your people tell you to report".

We made journalism a province of the "elite" and therefore, they protect their own.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 07, 2025 04:45 PM (N1tpc)

44 The weirdest thing about this to me? Beyond the Politics?

Why was the Army tasked with this, when the Navy has specific Units called the Beach Masters, who are trained and equipped specifically to get large amount of supplies from Ships, to Shore...

They literally go in with the Marines... to coordinate and direct supply operations.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 04:39 PM (QAkQ3)

It took a while to get the wrinkles out of that, both in the Euro theatre at Casablanca and Guadalcanal and Tarawa in the Pacific. They should have plans and guidelines and equipment for that NOW in readiness.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:45 PM (8avO+)

45 "Republicans pounce on dead military members, we interview a grieving spouse..."
--CNN, MSNBC, NBC, ABC, etec

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:45 PM (2VST1)

46 But American citizens, who lost everything in a historic hurricane, had to spend the winter in tents with supplies limited because they refused to repair the roads.

Trump is for you; Democrats are for them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 04:45 PM (bw0ep)

47 terror birds of the Democrat Party >>>> terror wing of the Democrat Party

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 04:46 PM (77rzZ)

48 Not surprising at all. Remember, these are the same people that pulled a bug out from AFG from Hamid Karzai airport in the middle of Kabul infested with the Taliban instead of Bagram airbase. Left millions in weapons behind. Left hundreds of friendlies behind to be ravaged by the terrorists, and worst, got 13 American war fighter needlessly killed.

Not surprising at all. Lloyd Austin walked around with his chest of medals with absolutely no shame.

Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2025 04:46 PM (oiNtH)

49 Joey Shitbrain’s Terror Pier is the Afghan withdrawal of Fyre Festivals

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 04:46 PM (aeiyZ)

50 The weirdest thing about this to me? Beyond the Politics?

Why was the Army tasked with this, when the Navy has specific Units called the Beach Masters, who are trained and equipped specifically to get large amount of supplies from Ships, to Shore...

They literally go in with the Marines... to coordinate and direct supply operations.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 04:39 PM (QAkQ3)

The Med is a wide River, especially lengthwise.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:46 PM (8avO+)

51 41 Begun, the H1B wars have.
Posted by: Yoda at May 07, 2025 04:44 PM (bF7Q5)

It's all fun and games until those H1Bs and DUAL CITIZENS decide to bring that fight to our shores...

Which is another reason I think Dual Citizenship should not be allowed... just like the Founders intended...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 04:46 PM (QAkQ3)

52 O/T: no pope as yet.

We did these things better back in my day. All I had to do was suggest that invite them to dinner and they all fell right into line.

We all came down to Roma
On the Tiber River shoreline
To make a Pontiff with a Conclave
We didn't have much time.
The Dean and all the Cardinals
Were all scheming hard for votes
But the sole result of the process
Was a cloud of black smoke that floats

Smoke on the Tiber
A black cloud in the sky
Smoke on the Tiber
The previous pope has died.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 04:46 PM (W5ArC)

53 Yawn. Has my USAID check arrived yet? I don't have all day.

Posted by: Rep. Mike Rogers, HASC Chairman at May 07, 2025 04:47 PM (imQ+3)

54 >>> The pier was only operational for about 20 days and cost about $230 million

Only a quarter billy? That's not too bad as far as government spending goes!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 04:47 PM (uCjyK)

55
It turned out that there was a reason nobody had built a pier there.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 07, 2025 04:47 PM (7Qdwx)

56 The conservative case for 60 injured soldiers.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 04:47 PM (ImXfC)

57 More Than 60 US Servicemembers Were Injured Building Biden's Grotesque Hamas-Appeasing Gaza Pier -- A Figure That Was Covered Up Until Now
_______________

The Joseph Biden Memorial Pier.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 04:47 PM (YqDXo)

58
It's a shame that Joy Anne Reid is no longer with MSNBC to strenuously ignore the death of a Black American serviceman for the sake of a Biden election ploy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 04:47 PM (U7Gpi)

59 If we knew everything our governments were covering up, I wonder how sane we would be?

Or filled with murderous rage....

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 04:47 PM (jvJvP)

60 Because the state department was the lead on this project, not the military. And the only rule they had was there could be no boots on the ground in gaza, so they used Army riverine units that are tasked to build bridges across rivers and such.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2025 04:44 PM (e5NfL)

So their boots don't count?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:47 PM (8avO+)

61 It took a while to get the wrinkles out of that, both in the Euro theatre at Casablanca and Guadalcanal and Tarawa in the Pacific. They should have plans and guidelines and equipment for that NOW in readiness.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:45 PM (8avO+)

Spent 4 years on an LPH in the early 80's... lets just say I saw how this is supposed to work.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 04:48 PM (QAkQ3)

62 why is anybody interested in whos next for pope after francis

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 04:48 PM (N75FB)

63 The Pentagon IG report confirms what we already knew: this was a reckless, politically-driven stunt. Sending 1,000 troops into a logistical nightmare to appease Hamas sympathizers isn't leadership--it's malpractice.

----------

At least The Junta wasn't riddled with anti-Semitic pro-Iranian terrorist-loving, -encouraging, and -enabling treasonous spies.

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 04:48 PM (hE5jn)

64 How much did they pay for the 7 EV chargers again?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 04:49 PM (bF7Q5)

65 Begun, the H1B wars have.
Posted by: Yoda at May 07, 2025 04:44 PM (bF7Q5)

It's all fun and games until those H1Bs and DUAL CITIZENS decide to bring that fight to our shores...

Which is another reason I think Dual Citizenship should not be allowed... just like the Founders intended...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 04:46 PM (QAkQ3)

Make. Up. Your. Mind. pick a country and stick with it.
Its like ranked choice voting.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:49 PM (8avO+)

66 Not surprising at all. Lloyd Austin walked around with his chest of medals with absolutely no shame.

Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2025 04:46 PM (oiNtH)
_________________

"This one's for typing. That one's for surfing. This other one is for ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 04:49 PM (YqDXo)

67 In any breakneck-pace major construction project people are definitely getting injured. No question. Even taking your time and using really conservative safety standards that aren't feasible for an op like this, people get hurt.

So there are two questions:

1.) Was helping Iran kill Israelis worth that risk to Americans?

I would say "no."

2.) Were any of the injuries directly caused by Hamas?

If the answer is "yes," then the politicians and officers responsible for this farce should have the same injuries meted out to them by the injured.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 04:49 PM (BI5O2)

68 So their boots don't count?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:47 PM (8avO+)

We said no boots on the GROUND. Boots in water is OK.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 04:49 PM (ImXfC)

69 4 I remember when it was supposed to be how Biden imported millions of Palestinians.

Instead, it just cost us hundreds of millions of dollars.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 04:34 PM (GBKbO)

I'd rather build 100 piers to nowhere then let in millions of Palestinians, personally.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 04:49 PM (uCjyK)

70 60 Because the state department was the lead on this project, not the military. And the only rule they had was there could be no boots on the ground in gaza, so they used Army riverine units that are tasked to build bridges across rivers and such.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2025 04:44 PM (e5NfL)

So their boots don't count?


they used mil-spec hoverboards

Posted by: anachronda at May 07, 2025 04:50 PM (BdTVc)

71 > Because the state department was the lead on this project

I recall in one of Heinlein's books a character enlisted as a volunteer, after briefly thinking over the options for avoiding the draft.

One of those options was "convince an Army psychologist that your talents are better suited for the State Department than the military".

Heh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 04:50 PM (W5ArC)

72 We need to find out which one of the Biden autopen drones dreamed this shit up and charge them with felony murder.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 04:50 PM (Da7Vv)

73 68 So their boots don't count?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:47 PM (8avO+)

We said no boots on the GROUND. Boots in water is OK.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 04:49 PM (ImXfC)

Yes, and no boots on the ground in Ukraine either! We ordered our guys to wear Tennis Shoes!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 04:50 PM (QAkQ3)

74 Spanish authorities rescued kids from loony parents who had prevented them from going outside for four years and forced the kids to wear diapers and three facemasks each. The police reported that the kids, 8 and 10 gasped when they got outside and were told they could take their masks off. The house was a horror show inside, the kids wearing clothes purchased last in 2019.

https://tinyurl.com/2s5bkbay

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:51 PM (2VST1)

75 If you think that $230M was spent on that piece of shit pier, I’ve got a nice bridge you might be interested in. Easily 75% of that money never left DC.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 04:51 PM (aeiyZ)

76 Crocs on thd ground.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 04:51 PM (bF7Q5)

77 Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 04:48 PM (N75FB)

Because they're Catholic and they care about their faith tradition or they are other Christians who would like to see a more conservative Pipe lead the way on theology and moral issues?

This did not seem like a difficult question.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 04:51 PM (42Vb+)

78 We need to find out which one of the Biden autopen drones dreamed this shit up and charge them with felony murder.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 04:50 PM (Da7Vv)
---------------

Why? I think we just grab one at random, charge, try and sentence

Let the rest sweat.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 04:51 PM (tT6L1)

79 75 If you think that $230M was spent on that piece of shit pier, I’ve got a nice bridge you might be interested in. Easily 75% of that money never left DC.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 04:51 PM (aeiyZ)

=======

Now, think about rebuilding the Francis Scott Key bridge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 04:51 PM (GBKbO)

80 With us it would be high heels on the ground.

Posted by: Dutch Army at May 07, 2025 04:51 PM (W5ArC)

81 $23M went to the big guy.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 04:52 PM (ImXfC)

82 So their boots don't count?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:47 PM (8avO+)

We said no boots on the GROUND. Boots in water is OK.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 04:49 PM (ImXfC)

Was this back when Fat Milley had them wearing high heels?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 04:52 PM (l3YAf)

83 Not surprising at all. Lloyd Austin walked around with his chest of medals with absolutely no shame.

Unless its a very special dress uniform event, it seems to me the more medals on someone's chest, the less a warrior they are. There were exceptions like Audie Murphy but not many.

You walk around wearing your gongs everywhere and its a sure sign you're a poser.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:52 PM (2VST1)

84 65 Which is another reason I think Dual Citizenship should not be allowed... just like the Founders intended...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2025 04:46 PM (QAkQ3)

Make. Up. Your. Mind. pick a country and stick with it.
Its like ranked choice voting.


gotta have a roster with countries in the friendzone in cas things go pear-shaped

Posted by: anachronda at May 07, 2025 04:52 PM (BdTVc)

85 But bad weather and distribution challenges inside Gaza limited the effectiveness

One can only wonder what "distribution challenges inside Gaza" means in this context.

Posted by: Halfhand at May 07, 2025 04:53 PM (1GLqY)

86 Why couldn't the supplies have gone through Egypt? There's a small port only about 10 miles away from the Egypt/Gaza border. I'm sure the Egyptians could have be bribed for much less.

Posted by: QRZed at May 07, 2025 04:53 PM (KE7HB)

87 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always thinks that at May 07, 2025 04:53 PM (T0oeS)

88 Because they're Catholic and they care about their faith tradition or they are other Christians who would like to see a more conservative Pipe lead the way on theology and moral issues?

This did not seem like a difficult question.
Posted by: Fen


it is not going to matter, the cardinals that elected francis are going to elect somebody more anticatholic now

duh?

Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 04:53 PM (N75FB)

89 Humans have been living in that area for thousands of years.
For most of that time, they have had ships.
Expert ship builders, sailors, dock builders.

And none of them, ever, tried to build a pier there.
Experts in all aspects of ocean, sea and river navigation.

But they're not a smart as a senile, octogenarian who has never had a job outside of politics.

A proposal that every major media cheered, every Democrat cheered.

Not one expert--that we are always treated to--ever spoke up and expressed even a hint of skepticism.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 04:53 PM (bw0ep)

90 Now, think about rebuilding the Francis Scott Key bridge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 04:51 PM (GBKbO)

If a pier costs $250 million, I'd say a Bridge in the Chesapeake has to cost at least .. what? $50 billion?

You gotta pay for materials, labor, about 15 levels of skimming on government contracts, outright fraud, bribery, permits, environmental study, paying off the NGO's who run the environmental studies, lots of union no-show jobs for the mafia government employee's friends and family, etc. etc.

The list never ends!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 04:53 PM (uCjyK)

91 Why couldn't the supplies have gone through Egypt? There's a small port only about 10 miles away from the Egypt/Gaza border.

"you kidding? We're not opening that gate, some of them might get out and scum up the place."
--Egyptians

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:54 PM (2VST1)

92 Putting that thing together must have looked like Keystone Cops getting in a train wreck with the Three Stooges on a pile of flaming clown boners.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2025 04:54 PM (/lPRQ)

93 In any breakneck-pace major construction project people are definitely getting injured. No question. Even taking your time and using really conservative safety standards that aren't feasible for an op like this, people get hurt.
________________

In building the Golden Gate and SF Bay bridges planners expected one man to die for every million bucks spent on the construction. It turned out that that was about right.

The Golden Gate bridge looked like it was going to be the exception until some girder or something fell off, tore through the safety net, and took 20 or 30 men with it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 04:54 PM (YqDXo)

94 The Joseph Biden Memorial Pier.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 04:47 PM (YqDXo)

---------------

The first and last terminal stop on his F. Joe Memorial Intercontinental Railroad Bridge To Nowhere.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 04:54 PM (hE5jn)

95 You walk around wearing your gongs everywhere and its a sure sign you're a poser.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:52 PM (2VST1)

Yep. Same shit with Nork generals, Russkies, Chinamen..

Almost like flag officer class attracts grifters and assholes.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 04:54 PM (l3YAf)

96 The experts knew this was a disaster before they went in. These piers aren't rated for Eastern Med seas.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 04:54 PM (bF7Q5)

97 And none of them, ever, tried to build a pier there.
Experts in all aspects of ocean, sea and river navigation.


Well the Tyrians were great sailors but Israelites and Arabs have never been really known for their sailing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:55 PM (2VST1)

98 Remember every granny that showed up at the J6 protests was guilty of any injured suffered by any police officer in DC that day.

However neither Biden, the military leadership, or the Gazans are responsible for these injuries.


DataRepublican's been doing some digging on the actual reason our alleged elites are wound up about J6. The answer, from their own publications, is that if people stop believing government propaganda about elections, that is the "literal end of democracy".

And now you understand exactly what "our democracy" is as well.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2025 04:55 PM (2ocoG)

99 I'd go with comfortable low heeled pumps.

Posted by: Corporal Max Klinger at May 07, 2025 04:55 PM (T0oeS)

100 Putting that thing together must have looked like Keystone Cops getting in a train wreck with the Three Stooges on a pile of flaming clown boners.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2025 04:54 PM (/lPRQ)
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Somewhere in between Laurel and Hardy trying to paint out of the same bucket and an outing of the Mexican militia.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 04:55 PM (YqDXo)

101 I seem to recall media reports that confirmed that this "Pier" was only operational for 9 days. Where did the "20 days" come from?

Also, don't be too hard on the Biden administration. After all, they hit it out of the park on the Afghanistan departure. The got people killed, abandoned allies, and turned over Billions in equipment to the Taliban. What's not to like.

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2025 04:55 PM (dIske)

102 "Based on the information provided, we were not able to determine which of these 62 injuries occurred during the performance of duties or resulted off duty or from pre-existing medical conditions," the report said.
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Maybe his arm got pinched off one weekend at home doing fondue?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2025 04:56 PM (/lPRQ)

103 I find it fascinating that not one of the other Arab countries wants the "Palestinians" anywhere near their turf.

It's not like the Saudis have a shortage of barren wasteland and money. They could easily give the Palestinians better territory than what they have, along with walking around money.

But they won't.

Posted by: Dutch Army at May 07, 2025 04:56 PM (W5ArC)

104 O/T: no pope as yet.

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As for the Protestants . . .

Televangelist Jim Bakker says he needs another $1 million to avoid being out on the street 🤔

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 04:56 PM (L/fGl)

105 86 Why couldn't the supplies have gone through Egypt? There's a small port only about 10 miles away from the Egypt/Gaza border. I'm sure the Egyptians could have be bribed for much less.
Posted by: QRZed at May 07, 2025 04:53 PM (KE7HB)

Because the Egyptians said, essentially, "no. You broke it, you buy it. We're not getting dragged in to this."

So instead of forcing either the Egyptians or Israelis to play ball, which would have been tough diplomatically and involved lots of bribes, the decision was made to build a laughably and unbelievably (in the literal sense of the word) expensive pier that only lasted a month, likely making many people rich in the process.

Realpolitik at play.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 04:56 PM (uCjyK)

106 Because they're Catholic and they care about their faith tradition or they are other Christians who would like to see a more conservative Pipe lead the way on theology and moral issues?
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Ceci n'est pas une Pipe

Posted by: René Magritte at May 07, 2025 04:56 PM (Dv3i1)

107 There's no love lost between the Arabs of Israel and Egypt, or the Arabs of Israel and Jordan, or the Arabs of Israel and Lebanon.

It's the dirty, very poorly kept "secret" of this conflict. Even their own brothers would prefer them dead. The Jews probably care more about them than they do. Lachrymose American housewives certainly do.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 04:57 PM (BI5O2)

108 The experts knew this was a disaster before they went in. These piers aren't rated for Eastern Med seas.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 04:54 PM (bF7Q5)
________________

The use of riverine troops should have been a tip off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 04:57 PM (YqDXo)

109 The list never ends!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 04:53 PM (uCjyK)

Don’t forget that cars are evil and the bridge will only allow pedestrian or bicycle access when it opens in 2038.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 04:57 PM (l3YAf)

110 I can’t wait until these same people run health care. Think of the cost savings.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 04:57 PM (ImXfC)

111 The got people killed, abandoned allies, and turned over Billions in equipment to the Taliban. What's not to like.

"I'll have you know that the Taliban promised to respect women's rights!"
--Biden administration official

"who shit my pants???"
--Joey "Fingers" Biden

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:57 PM (2VST1)

112 I find it fascinating that not one of the other Arab countries wants the "Palestinians" anywhere near their turf.

It's not like the Saudis have a shortage of barren wasteland and money. They could easily give the Palestinians better territory than what they have, along with walking around money.

But they won't.
Posted by: Dutch Army at May 07, 2025 04:56 PM (W5ArC)

I don't get this line of thinking.

Why would they?

What country on this planet (other than our retarded country) would willingly take millions of refugees in to their country permanently?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 04:57 PM (uCjyK)

113 "O/T: no pope as yet."

I wonder if a Cardinal can vote for himself.

Posted by: Tuna at May 07, 2025 04:57 PM (lJ0H4)

114 It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at May 07, 2025 04:58 PM (T0oeS)

115 Posted by: n at May 07, 2025 04:53 PM (N75FB

So people should just stop caring? Uhh huh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 04:58 PM (42Vb+)

116 I like Dwight Yokum's hit song, "I'm a thousand piers from nowhere."

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 07, 2025 04:58 PM (Aqu9a)

117 Humans have been living in that area for thousands of years.
For most of that time, they have had ships.
Expert ship builders, sailors, dock builders.

And none of them, ever, tried to build a pier there.
Experts in all aspects of ocean, sea and river navigation.

But they're not a smart as a senile, octogenarian who has never had a job outside of politics.

A proposal that every major media cheered, every Democrat cheered.

Not one expert--that we are always treated to--ever spoke up and expressed even a hint of skepticism.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 04:53 PM (bw0ep)

Alexander the Great did a few miles north at Tyre in Lebanon. The difference was that there was an island and a walled city on the other end of the to reach.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:58 PM (8avO+)

118 The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air have nests; but the Son of man hath not where to lay his head.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 04:59 PM (bF7Q5)

119 Even their own brothers would prefer them dead.

"we threw all those inbred losers, lunatics, and monsters out of our countries into Israel to begin with, we don't want them back!"
-Jordan, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, etc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:59 PM (2VST1)

120 What country on this planet (other than our retarded country) would willingly take millions of refugees in to their country permanently?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 04:57 PM (uCjyK)

Welcome to Canada!

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 04:59 PM (jvJvP)

121 They could easily give the Palestinians better territory than what they have, along with walking around money.

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For what? So they can launch their next intifada in Saudi Arabia, like everywhere else that ever played host to these swine? Only a fucking retard let's a single Pali foot on his patch of sand.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 04:59 PM (BI5O2)

122 There’s a 100 year old bridge between Oregon and Washington that need to be replaced. It’s an interstate highway and spans the Columbia River.

The replacement bridge is going to have bike lanes and pedestrian lanes and light rail. It’s of course going to cost gazillions of dollars. And take 15 years or something to build.

The graft is going to be off the charts, every politician and govt agency in both states is licking their chops.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 04:59 PM (ImXfC)

123 113 "O/T: no pope as yet."

I wonder if a Cardinal can vote for himself.
Posted by: Tuna at May 07, 2025 04:57 PM (lJ0H4)
********
Yes.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 07, 2025 05:00 PM (NpAcC)

124 I'd like to think that there was at least one Engineer that looked at this plan and said "Um, no. This is not going to work because....and rattled off all of the reasons" but in the end, money talks and bullshit walks. What a disgrace. Any details on how this soldier died?

Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2025 05:00 PM (oiNtH)

125 There are any number of assumptions we're making that may be wrong.

First, it is not clear that anyone at the general/flag officer level told Blinken or his underlings that this would not work or even what the risks were, beyond the obvious one of being attacked. This had to have been someone's idea. Whoever championed this idea would have been incentivized to downplay the problems. You know, we might get our hair a little mussed up. But it's budget time, we need to show our stuff.

Second, it is not clear that whoever championed this idea knew it wouldn't work. The DEI officers who run things are unlikely to have a whole lot of experience with actual combat engineering tasks, but a lot of experience with being the social aide to the Deputy Assistant Director of the Defense Research and Engineering Agency and Assistant Professor of Military Science at some random HBC. They had a class somewhere where they learned that the engineers can build piers. They maybe heard somewhere in one of their classes that the Mulberries were the key to logistics success in Normandy until Cherbourg and Le Havre were captured. That may very well be the entire extent of their knowledge on the subject

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 07, 2025 05:00 PM (eStot)

126 For what? So they can launch their next intifada in Saudi Arabia, like everywhere else that ever played host to these swine? Only a fucking retard let's a single Pali foot on his patch of sand.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 04:59 PM (BI5O2)
______________

Jordan nods in agreement.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 05:00 PM (YqDXo)

127 So Biden spent $230 million and injured 62 servicemen as a political payofF...


I have no words to describe the anger and absolute disgust this generates. There are cells at Ft Leavenworth that are begging occupants. I want the names of the leadership that said this was a good idea, and I want the names of those who fell on their sword over it.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2025 05:01 PM (W/lyH)

128
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:51 PM (2VST1)

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Can we please have content warnings? Something like CH!LD ABUS3 and then a few empty lines before something you can't unsee.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 05:01 PM (U7Gpi)

129 The key takeaway is that some politicians will use the military as expendable wind-up toys. Since they lie about it the trick is to determine what more visible correlation there may be to avoid service when these fuckers are in office...

Hmmm...

How about retention rates? Those guys would know something.
And maybe enlistment rates...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2025 05:01 PM (/lPRQ)

130 120 What country on this planet (other than our retarded country) would willingly take millions of refugees in to their country permanently?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 04:57 PM (uCjyK)

Welcome to Canada!
Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 04:59 PM (jvJvP)

What up?
- Germany, Sweden, Norway, Denmark

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 05:01 PM (ImXfC)

131 I don't get this line of thinking.

Why would they?

What country on this planet (other than our retarded country) would willingly take millions of refugees in to their country permanently?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 04:57 PM (uCjyK)

Agreed. I don’t feel obliged to take in whypipo refugees. Sorry, Boers, shoulda used them nukes when you had the chance.

Of course, every white country is obligated to take in unlimited non-whites. For some reason.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 05:01 PM (l3YAf)

132 But they won't.
Posted by: Dutch Army at May 07, 2025 04:56 PM (W5ArC)

I don't get this line of thinking.

Why would they?

What country on this planet (other than our retarded country) would willingly take millions of refugees in to their country permanently?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 04:57 PM (uCjyK)

Oh, to give them credit, they did take them. A lot were in Jordan...and tried to overturn the government with terrorists. Then Kuwait took them in...and they betrayed their hosts and welcomed Sadaam in.. Egypt after that..more usurpation and Egypt locked the gates on the border.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:01 PM (8avO+)

133 No whistleblowers either.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 07, 2025 05:01 PM (LRNu1)

134 In building the Golden Gate and SF Bay bridges planners expected one man to die for every million bucks spent on the construction. It turned out that that was about right.

The Golden Gate bridge looked like it was going to be the exception until some girder or something fell off, tore through the safety net, and took 20 or 30 men with it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 04:54 PM (YqDXo)

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I believe there were over 100 fatalities (96 official, but others mischaracterized) during the construction of Hoover (Boulder) Dam between 1931 and 1936.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 05:01 PM (2b9pf)

135 Third, it should not be assumed that the unit was competent. Some people in the unit in MOS training may have built a float bridge under carefully controlled circumstances at Fort Leonard Wood or Fort Eustis. That may be as much as they know about it, other than reading it in a book.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 07, 2025 05:02 PM (eStot)

136 Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 07, 2025 05:00 PM (eStot)

Yeah, that's probably closer to the truth than anything else.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 05:02 PM (uCjyK)

137 Army was put in charge of this according to Joint doctrine.

7th Transportation BDE is in charge of a thing called Joint Logistics Over-the-Shore (JLOTS), i.e. expeditionary logistics, which theoretically provides temporary floating docks and causeways for sea logistics in areas where traditional port facilities are unavailable. Kind of like Mulberry Harbors in WWII.

Not sure if it was poor training, poor execution, or poor planning that caused this, but when a specific unit is tasked to do something that is in their wheelhouse, and fails at it so spectacularly and expensively, it should be a cause for concern and investigations at DoD.

Posted by: Soylent Red at May 07, 2025 05:02 PM (naiw2)

138 You just know someone brought all this up to the general in charge and was told off and got a black mark by their name for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:02 PM (2VST1)

139 It would have been only marginally faster to light $230M on fire instead of installing that pier.

Posted by: Octochicken at May 07, 2025 05:02 PM (oCS0o)

140 >> The key takeaway is that some politicians will use the military as expendable wind-up toys.

Some? That’s like 99% of politicians. Guys like Vance are the exception.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 05:03 PM (l3YAf)

141 Pier into the future.

bet we don't get a refund from Hamas

Posted by: DaveA at May 07, 2025 05:03 PM (FhXTo)

142 Ah yes, the pier to facilitate bringing ignorant, violent philistines to the united states.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 07, 2025 05:03 PM (y+AhE)

143 What country on this planet (other than our retarded country) would willingly take millions of refugees in to their country permanently?
____

Germany
France
Ireland
UK
Belgium
Sweden
Norway
Netherlands
Spain
Portugal
Austria
Australia
Canada

I think that covers it. It's almost as if it is planned.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 05:03 PM (Dv3i1)

144 when a specific unit is tasked to do something that is in their wheelhouse, and fails at it so spectacularly and expensively, it should be a cause for concern and investigations at DoD.

*whistling and looking away*
--women captains crashing into gigantic vessels at sea

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:03 PM (2VST1)

145 So their boots don't count?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:47 PM (8avO+)

We said no boots on the GROUND. Boots in water is OK.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 04:49 PM (ImXfC)

I slosh in the water corrected, sir.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:03 PM (8avO+)

146 I didn't think it was possible for me to hate the American Left more than I already did, but this story awakens my inner Kraken.

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2025 05:03 PM (pMi6S)

147 I am not super knowledgeable about the Vatican, or the Papacy, but my wife has been going to Rome and Florence every year (give or take terror threats, wars and pandemics) for 30+ years as part of her profession. The Catholic memorials there are in many ways the history of Western Civ., and the development of post-Enlightenment culture. One doesn't have to be a Catholic to recognize that.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2025 05:04 PM (2cS/G)

148 Agreed. I don’t feel obliged to take in whypipo refugees. Sorry, Boers, shoulda used them nukes when you had the chance.

Of course, every white country is obligated to take in unlimited non-whites. For some reason.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 05:01 PM (l3YAf)

Yeah, it's a weird argument to me. There are about 1000 clans in the middle east, I am NOT wasting my time learning more about them then I have to, but they have blood feuds going back to literally the times of Moses.

So the idea that "hey, Saudis, you speak Arabic, you should look at the Arabs living in Israel as your brothers" is kind of silly.

Inside Saudi Arabia, they have enough clan divisions and nonsense and moving pieces and buying off of loyalties, etc. without bringing in anyone else.

And that's true in every middle eastern country.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 05:04 PM (uCjyK)

149 Why couldn't the supplies have gone through Egypt? There's a small port only about 10 miles away from the Egypt/Gaza border. I'm sure the Egyptians could have be bribed for much less.

Posted by: QRZed at May 07, 2025 04:53 PM


egypt said nope. Plus they had their check point with gaza locked down hard. Nothing was going in or out for quite a few months.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2025 05:04 PM (e5NfL)

150
The graft is going to be off the charts, every politician and govt agency in both states is licking their chops.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

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It looks like this is something the Trump administration might decline to fund if it can figure out a way around the inevitable Congre$$ional approval.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 05:04 PM (U7Gpi)

151 I believe there were over 100 fatalities (96 official, but others mischaracterized) during the construction of Hoover (Boulder) Dam between 1931 and 1936.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 05:01 PM (2b9pf)
__________________

The Patriarchy is so privileged.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 05:05 PM (YqDXo)

152 The graft is going to be off the charts, every politician and govt agency in both states is licking their chops. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 04:59 PM (ImXfC)

One of my favorite rants is that the bridge is not the point, the spending is the point. If a politician has a choice between a $10 million bridge and a $100 million bridge in his district, he's going to vote for the $100 million bridge every time.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 07, 2025 05:05 PM (eStot)

153 Something like CH!LD ABUS3 and then a few empty lines before something you can't unsee.

Just horrendous stuff done by the same people who put folks into concentration camps for not getting the shot. Imagine that poor 8 year old who spent half their life -- all their conscious years -- under that insane regime.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:06 PM (2VST1)

154 It would have been only marginally faster to light $230M on fire instead of installing that pier.
Posted by: Octochicken at May 07, 2025 05:02 PM (oCS0o)

You probably could have gotten gazans to make some gimcrack solution if you offered them a quarter of that.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:06 PM (8avO+)

155 For what? So they can launch their next intifada in Saudi Arabia, like everywhere else that ever played host to these swine? Only a fucking retard let's a single Pali foot on his patch of sand.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 04:59 PM (BI5O2)

This, too.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 05:06 PM (l3YAf)

156 BTW, my immigrant Scottish paternal grandfather from Nova Scotia worked on both the Hoover and Grand Coulee Dams.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 05:06 PM (2b9pf)

157 Wow, would be sure they hid that

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2025 05:06 PM (ypFCm)

158 So how many of you Catholics are running for Pope? Come on, the average moron here would do a better job than the last holy person who held the office.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 05:06 PM (Da7Vv)

159 146 I didn't think it was possible for me to hate the American Left more than I already did, but this story awakens my inner Kraken.

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2025 05:03 PM (pMi6S)

When it comes to the left, there's always room for more hate.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 05:06 PM (jvJvP)

160 Why couldn't the supplies have gone through Egypt? There's a small port only about 10 miles away from the Egypt/Gaza border. I'm sure the Egyptians could have be bribed for much less.

Posted by: QRZed at May 07, 2025 04:53 PM
_________________

That begs the question: why are we worried about getting the Gazans humanitarian aid? They caused this problem. Let them figure out what to do about it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 05:07 PM (YqDXo)

161 >>>the Terror Wing of the Democrat Party


Or as some would call it, the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 07, 2025 05:07 PM (VRzI3)

162 Inside Saudi Arabia, they have enough clan divisions and nonsense and moving pieces and buying off of loyalties, etc. without bringing in anyone else. And that's true in every middle eastern country. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 05:04 PM (uCjyK)

We just had Cinco de Mayo, a minor Mexican holiday that has nothing whatsoever to do with Venezuelans or Puerto Ricans or Argentines. And don't even get me started on the term "Asian-American."

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 07, 2025 05:08 PM (eStot)

163 So please tell me why that hack Biden is not going to jail.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 05:09 PM (a4NoL)

164 CBS News@CBSNews
In former President Joe Biden's first interview since leaving office, he slammed President Trump's foreign policy, saying "what the hell's going on here?" about what he called Mr. Trump's "confiscation" policy regarding Greenland, Canada, the Panama Canal and renaming the Gulf of Mexico.

Vince Langman@LangmanVince
I know it's hard to understand this senile SOB, but Joe Biden claimed in his first interview since the election that he didn't get out sooner because his administration was so successful

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Trannies and undocumented immigrant undocumented pharmacist everywhere you look!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 05:09 PM (L/fGl)

165 I liked the parachuting of huge boxes of MREs better.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:09 PM (bF7Q5)

166 Because the state department was the lead on this project

I recall in one of Heinlein's books a character enlisted as a volunteer, after briefly thinking over the options for avoiding the draft.

One of those options was "convince an Army psychologist that your talents are better suited for the State Department than the military".

Heh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 04:50 PM (W5ArC)

Heinlein was a Navy Dude if you didn't guess.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:09 PM (8avO+)

167 158 So how many of you Catholics are running for Pope? Come on, the average moron here would do a better job than the last holy person who held the office.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 05:06 PM (Da7Vv)

Not running: woman. However, I do pray that the next guy is actually, you know, Catholic.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 05:09 PM (a4NoL)

168 Anyone with any sort of idea about the ocean knew this was going to be a disaster. They didn't give a damn.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 05:10 PM (viF8m)

169 If you want to give Palestinians humanitarian aid, send 'em each a big enough hypodermic needle full of potassium chloride to penetrate his own sternum.

It's more humane than just leaving him to keep on being Palestinian.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 05:10 PM (BI5O2)

170 A ha....found it.

I'm assuming a bunch of you are under the impression that this quarter of a Billion dollars couldn't possibly match up to the half-assed floating piece of boardwalk that resulted. You'd be correct. And, before I show you who probably got a nice pay day...keep in mind that the pier was taken down and re-established 3 separate times, which gave it an operation period of about 8.5 days...NOT 20.

Now, which defense contractors got rich?

(((The project, known internally as the Blue Beach Plan, was partially developed by an advisory group called Fogbow, co-founded by Michael Mulroy, a former deputy assistant secretary of defense, and Sam Mundy, a retired Marine Lt. Gen. The Fogbow plan was a strategy created by the American advisory group Fogbow, founded by Michael Mulroy and Sam Mundy and managed by former US Military, Intelligence, and United Nations personnel, to establish a maritime corridor. )))

There you go...Fogbow (run by a democrat hack, Mulroy. A retired Marine General...And, then, we have the Intelligence community, and the UN sticking their beaks in.

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2025 05:11 PM (dIske)

171 @158 Sorry, the celibacy thing thing knocks me out of the race. Also, I don't love Italian food. If nominated I will not run, if elected I will not serve. (By the way, if a Pope gets elected, he can refuse it, it has apparently been done before, I don't know the historical details)

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2025 05:11 PM (2cS/G)

172 So where does the term "Holy See" come from?

Posted by: Barely a protestant at May 07, 2025 05:11 PM (T0oeS)

173 165 I liked the parachuting of huge boxes of MREs better.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:09 PM (bF7Q5)

Yeah, but it's hard to really set the graft machine to 11 when you're parachuting huge boxes of MREs.

I mean sure, there are probably 5 or 6 "companies" controlled by well connected cronies in the supply chain of getting the MRE's to the military who skim along the way, and sure is probably an entire scam industry around making the parachutes, and sure, I'm sure somoenes brother in law has the contract to supply the jet fuel for the helicopters, but like -- you gotta think BIG here. This is a blank check. You only live once. Build the pier! Lots of graft in piers, everyone knows that!

You never let a crisis go to waste!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 05:11 PM (uCjyK)

174 @160

>>That begs the question: why are we worried about getting the Gazans humanitarian aid? They caused this problem. Let them figure out what to do about it.

Do you know how many taxpayer funded NGO's that operation probably fed, which in turn funneled money to the Blob of corrupt politician's and remoras that something like that would entail?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2025 05:11 PM (XV/Pl)

175 Under the boardwalk down by the sea.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:12 PM (bF7Q5)

176 Could be worse, the Biden administration could have left $8 billion (+/-) of weapons, equipment and technology to our enemies which would also lose service members’ lives. Good thing that didn't happen…

You don’t hate the left enough.

Posted by: Cray Cray at May 07, 2025 05:12 PM (mZkRn)

177 Speaking of, I saw where a navy bigwig came out and said that evasive maneuvers wouldn't send an aircraft off the side of a ship

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 07, 2025 05:13 PM (y+AhE)

178 when a specific unit is tasked to do something that is in their wheelhouse, and fails at it so spectacularly and expensively, it should be a cause for concern and investigations at DoD.


Pretty sure the unit did point out it would not work but were given their marching orders anyway.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2025 05:13 PM (/lPRQ)

179 So where does the term "Holy See" come from?
Posted by: Barely a protestant at May 07, 2025 05:11 PM (T0oeS)

A “see” is a chair, from the Latin word for chair.

Posted by: Holy See, Holy Do at May 07, 2025 05:13 PM (l3YAf)

180 I'll be celibate for as long as it takes to tattle on an American puppet President for shitting his pants all over my fancy office furniture.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 05:14 PM (BI5O2)

181 All in all, it was a pier too far.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 07, 2025 05:14 PM (Aqu9a)

182 Can't see it.

Posted by: See no holy at May 07, 2025 05:14 PM (T0oeS)

183 177 Speaking of, I saw where a navy bigwig came out and said that evasive maneuvers wouldn't send an aircraft off the side of a ship
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 07, 2025 05:13 PM (y+AhE)

It should go without saying that airplanes are not supposed to fall of the side of ships, despite what maneuvers the ship is making.

That said, ehhh -- whats one airplane in the grand scheme of things?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 05:14 PM (uCjyK)

184 Anyone with any sort of idea about the ocean knew this was going to be a disaster. They didn't give a damn.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 05:10 PM (viF8m)


This.
I recall a number of reports saying putting a pier on that stretch of beach was foolish.
There is a reason there are no piers there.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2025 05:14 PM (W/lyH)

185 Is anyone talking about losing 3 aircraft off the Harry S. Truman in as many weeks? Maybe with a little diversity we could spread out the losses over a few different aircraft carriers.

Posted by: jwest at May 07, 2025 05:15 PM (JRfbP)

186 Heinlein was a Navy Dude if you didn't guess.
Posted by: Oldcat
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His brother Lawrence was in the Army, Air Force, and then became a National Guard Major General in Missouri. Older brother Rex preceded Robert at Annapolis.

Posted by: whig at May 07, 2025 05:15 PM (ctrM5)

187 Sancta Sedes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:15 PM (bF7Q5)

188 Speaking of, I saw where a navy bigwig came out and said that evasive maneuvers wouldn't send an aircraft off the side of a ship
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 07, 2025 05:13 PM (y+AhE)

Bungie strap came off.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 05:15 PM (l3YAf)

189 Speaking of, I saw where a navy bigwig came out and said that evasive maneuvers wouldn't send an aircraft off the side of a ship
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 07, 2025 05:13 PM (y+AhE)

He may not have tried the kind of evading you try when your are the target of a missile. A tilty deck would send a plane moving that isn't secured.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:16 PM (8avO+)

190 188 Speaking of, I saw where a navy bigwig came out and said that evasive maneuvers wouldn't send an aircraft off the side of a ship
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 07, 2025 05:13 PM (y+AhE)

Bungie strap came off.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 05:15 PM (l3YAf)

I heard that after they bungied it in, they forgot to pat it twice and say "that's not going anywhere"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 05:16 PM (uCjyK)

191 I recall a number of reports saying putting a pier on that stretch of beach was foolish.

==

Zionist lies !!

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2025 05:16 PM (g47mK)

192 185 Is anyone talking about losing 3 aircraft off the Harry S. Truman in as many weeks? Maybe with a little diversity we could spread out the losses over a few different aircraft carriers.
Posted by: jwest
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The captain of the Truman was relieved of command early this year after the Truman collided with another ship. My guess is that the guy wasn't the best commander and left behind a command less than ship shape.

Posted by: whig at May 07, 2025 05:16 PM (ctrM5)

193 No other Arab or Muslim nation wants to take in the Palestinians because they’ve tried to start a revolt or civil war in every country that’s let them come in as refugees in large numbers.

Lebanon, Jordan, and Egypt could’ve absorbed more Palestinians if they hadn’t tried to overthrow the governments there to install themselves as rulers.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 07, 2025 05:16 PM (6ydKt)

194 158 So how many of you Catholics are running for Pope? Come on, the average moron here would do a better job than the last holy person who held the office.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 05:06 PM (Da7Vv)

Based on recent history, I don't think being a Catholic is a requirement anymore. So, I'm throwing my mitre in the ring. My platform is:

1. posthumously excommunicate Philip IV;
2. restore the Templars;
3. declare and organize a crusade.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2025 05:16 PM (z5QST)

195 The Pier at Toko-Ri.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:17 PM (bF7Q5)

196
"Speaking of, I saw where a navy bigwig came out and said that evasive maneuvers wouldn't send an aircraft off the side of a ship."

The front fell off.

Posted by: Monty Python at May 07, 2025 05:17 PM (T0oeS)

197 Should have used those self-locking zipties

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:17 PM (2VST1)

198 that took about 1,000 U.S. forces to execute.

That is a cumbersome sentence. 'That it took the work of 1000 US troops to carry out'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 05:17 PM (ksHMv)

199
Just horrendous stuff done by the same people who put folks into concentration camps for not getting the shot. Imagine that poor 8 year old who spent half their life -- all their conscious years -- under that insane regime.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

===============

I can scarcely bear to think about it. I'd rather continue in my general awareness that evil walks the earth and it preys on the most innocent among us and not learn specific details. Kind of insular and insensitive of me, but I'll help out if/when I'm in a position to do so.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 05:17 PM (U7Gpi)

200 I heard that after they bungied it in, they forgot to pat it twice and say "that's not going anywhere"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 05:16 PM (uCjyK)

Ah, yeah, that’s an integral step.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 05:17 PM (l3YAf)

201 Kash Patel FLAMES Democrat congresswoman who tries to corner him on
"weaponizing" the FBI.

REP. DEAN (D): "As you and the president continue to weaponize and investigate his perceived enemies, as you follow this blueprint, when can I, a former impeachment manager, expect the FBI at my door?"

PATEL: "Ma'am, you want to know who was targeted by a weaponized FBI? Me.
"You want to know how and why? You want to know what I'm doing to fix it?"

DEAN: "Let me move on."

PATEL: "There are people that violated their constitutional obligations and their duties to the American people and they were rightly called out, and you should give that book to every one of your constituents so they can read about it."

😂😂😂 Let's move on. 😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 05:18 PM (xt/H7)

202 Lebanon, Jordan, and Egypt could’ve absorbed more Palestinians if they hadn’t tried to overthrow the governments there to install themselves as rulers.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 07, 2025 05:16 PM (6ydKt)

Yup. They're like a stray dog that bites. That's all there is. Feed him at your own risk.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 05:18 PM (BI5O2)

203 My guess is that the guy wasn't the best commander and left behind a command less than ship shape.

Yeah a bad captain and the whole ship is going to be a disaster. Just ask that Queequeg guy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:18 PM (2VST1)

204 Not enough duck tape.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 05:18 PM (ksHMv)

205 A second look at Mullberries?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:18 PM (bF7Q5)

206 "There is no "Terror Wing of the Democrat Party"
It's the whole party.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 07, 2025 04:42 PM (D0HYP) "

This!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2025 05:19 PM (/Ghsb)

207 Is anyone talking about losing 3 aircraft off the Harry S. Truman in as many weeks? Maybe with a little diversity we could spread out the losses over a few different aircraft carriers.
Posted by: jwest at May 07, 2025 05:15 PM (JRfbP)

Well you can't do these tricks without losses, as a general i have forgotten said.

I am worried that we have forgotten that these zillion dollar craft have to be replaced if put into regular use and we can't do it any more.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:19 PM (8avO+)

208 I liked the parachuting of huge boxes of MREs better.
Posted by: Boss Moss
===

Palis tried to catche them. Even the ones coming in hot.
Human Beings were getting crushed!!!!

That I recollect was the justification for trying to build a pier well outside its safe parameters.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2025 05:19 PM (/lPRQ)

209 It was the strawberries!!

Posted by: Bogart at May 07, 2025 05:19 PM (T0oeS)

210 Ah, yeah, that’s an integral step.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 05:17 PM (l3YAf)

It's right there in big bold red letters on page one of the instruction manual.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 05:20 PM (uCjyK)

211
Unless its a very special dress uniform event, it seems to me the more medals on someone's chest, the less a warrior they are. There were exceptions like Audie Murphy but not many.

You walk around wearing your gongs everywhere and its a sure sign you're a poser.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:52 PM (2VST1)



The Sukhomlinov Effect: all things being equal, the army or general with the most elaborate uniforms is the one which will lose.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2025 05:20 PM (y9nCu)

212 PATEL: "There are people that violated their constitutional obligations and their duties to the American people and they were rightly called out, and you should give that book to every one of your constituents so they can read about it."

😂😂😂 Let's move on. 😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 05:18 PM (xt/H7)

You'd have to be pretty stupid to use that line of approach on that guy. Dems rise to the occasion.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:21 PM (8avO+)

213 😂😂😂 Let's move on. 😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 05:18 PM (xt/H7)

Nice. Nicer than I would have been. I see no where in your transcript where he called her a stupid, traitorous bitch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 05:21 PM (ksHMv)

214 Parking brake not pier-reviewed.

Posted by: DaveA at May 07, 2025 05:21 PM (FhXTo)

215 speaking of terrorists

"British media reported Wednesday that the Iranian nationals arrested in the UK over the weekend were allegedly planning an attack on the Israeli embassy in London. According to The Telegraph, the raids that led to their arrests took place just hours before the suspected plot was due to be carried out."

By all means , let's give Iran a free hand and a nuke.

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2025 05:21 PM (g47mK)

216 Commie whore was also missing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 05:21 PM (ksHMv)

217 The Blade would be a great pope. Except he ain’t Catholic, knows little about Catholic traditions and dogma, thinks pope hats are silly, and probably shouldn’t be left alone with pretty young nuns. He ain’t a filthy commie or gay-curious cretin, though, so he’d at least be better than Francis.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 05:21 PM (aeiyZ)

218 I love the press yelling that evil Israelis have stopped sending food shipments into Gaza. Damn, its like they are at war or something. This is like whining that General Patton isn't sending food supplies into Germany.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:22 PM (2VST1)

219 Caitlyn Clark for Pope.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:22 PM (bF7Q5)

220 Yeah a bad captain and the whole ship is going to be a disaster. Just ask that Queequeg guy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
========
Same thing happens to army or air force units. Bad commanders have a multiplicative negative effect on troop performance. Maj Gen. Fredenhall in WWII comes to mind and also Gen. Mark Clark.

Posted by: whig at May 07, 2025 05:22 PM (ctrM5)

221 Remember during the Vietnam war, not only did a plane fall off of a carrier, the plane was carrying an H-bomb. Neither was ever found.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 05:22 PM (Da7Vv)

222 @208 Imagine being killed by a pallet of "Chicken la King with Noodles, including Chocolate Brownie"? If I'm going down, I want the "Pork in Sauce, including Peanut Butter Cookies".

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2025 05:22 PM (2cS/G)

223 You have to be comfortable wearing really tall hats.

Posted by: As a minimum at May 07, 2025 05:23 PM (T0oeS)

224 The Blade would be a great pope. Except he ain’t Catholic, knows little about Catholic traditions and dogma, thinks pope hats are silly, and probably shouldn’t be left alone with pretty young nuns

Like, the Wesley Snipes Blade? In his world, half the cardinals are probably vampires.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:23 PM (2VST1)

225 149
egypt said nope. Plus they had their check point with gaza locked down hard. Nothing was going in or out for quite a few months.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2025 05:04 PM (e5NfL)
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We are forgetting the extensive tunnel(s) also at the Egyptian end.

Posted by: Ciampino - you can drive a truck there at May 07, 2025 05:23 PM (sPQoU)

226 I challenge every member of the Democrat-Media Complex and of the former Biden Administration to tell us one item, JUST ONE ITEM, on which they were fully truthful to the public during Decrepit Joe's term.

Based on the multitude of lies we now know we were told (so far), I challenge Decrepit Joe and every member of his abominable Administration to prove the names they used in public for those four years are their true legal names.

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2025 05:23 PM (aBgBM)

227 221 Remember during the Vietnam war, not only did a plane fall off of a carrier, the plane was carrying an H-bomb. Neither was ever found.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 05:22 PM (Da7Vv)

Eh, probably not too important.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 05:23 PM (uCjyK)

228 I loved the Chicken a la King MRE.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:24 PM (bF7Q5)

229 >> British media reported Wednesday that the Iranian nationals arrested in the UK over the weekend were allegedly planning an attack on the Israeli embassy in London.

How were they caught by the Bobbies? Did they mis-gender someone on Twitter?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 05:24 PM (l3YAf)

230 "Everything rises or falls on leadership."

Posted by: As a minimum at May 07, 2025 05:24 PM (T0oeS)

231 The Biden administration was on tje Muslims side all along

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2025 05:24 PM (ypFCm)

232 How were they caught by the Bobbies? Did they mis-gender someone on Twitter?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 05:24 PM (l3YAf)

They said there were only two genders on Twitter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 05:25 PM (ksHMv)

233 @Boss Moss, I would have traded you mine for a salt packet.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2025 05:25 PM (2cS/G)

234 "Everything rises or falls on leadership."

Posted by: John Maxwell at May 07, 2025 05:25 PM (T0oeS)

235 And now, for your musical interlude:

I give you the Screaming Trees

https://tinyurl.com/2vnm7e6h

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 05:25 PM (W2Pud)

236 The Blade would be a great pope. Except he ain’t Catholic, knows little about Catholic traditions and dogma, thinks pope hats are silly, and probably shouldn’t be left alone with pretty young nuns

Like, the Wesley Snipes Blade? In his world, half the cardinals are probably vampires.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:23 PM (2VST1)
——-

Better than communists!

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 05:25 PM (aeiyZ)

237 Couldn't eat it. Smelled like cat food. And I love cats.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2025 05:25 PM (2cS/G)

238 Gay commie vampires are the worst.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 05:26 PM (ksHMv)

239 We had a LT who liked beans and franks

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:26 PM (bF7Q5)

240 Supposedly the Macaroni and Chili was the best MRE, although they have added a ton of different meals lately.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:26 PM (2VST1)

241 The Blade would be a great pope. Except he ain’t Catholic, knows little about Catholic traditions and dogma, thinks pope hats are silly, and probably shouldn’t be left alone with pretty young nuns. He ain’t a filthy commie or gay-curious cretin, though, so he’d at least be better than Francis.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 05:21 PM (aeiyZ)

Soon after the fall of Rome the people of Milan acclaimed the governor, a dude named Ambrose that had no religious post before their Bishop. Some time later he was making the Emperor do penance for an atrocity in Greece.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:26 PM (8avO+)

242 The very notion of a "terrorist sympathizer" wing of a major party would have been a call to arms 20 years ago.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 05:26 PM (RIvkX)

243 We had a LT who liked beans and franks
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:26 PM (bF7Q5)

NTTAWWT

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 05:27 PM (ksHMv)

244 25 Will this scandal be on any of the network "news" stations?
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2025 04:40 PM (qBdHI)


You’d think Piers Morgan would be all over it. I mean, it’s right there in his name, for dock’s sake.

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 07, 2025 05:27 PM (5SvjB)

245 I give you the Screaming Trees

Home town boys. I really liked them because the singer was a baritone. Great band but they lacked the visual appeal of guys like Nirvana.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:27 PM (2VST1)

246 Operation Eagle Claw > Gaza "Pier"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 05:27 PM (RIvkX)

247 162
And don't even get me started on the term "Asian-American."

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 07, 2025 05:08 PM (eStot)
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Eurasian?

Posted by: Ciampino - you can be at May 07, 2025 05:27 PM (sPQoU)

248 There was one decent spaghetti and meatball entree (early 90') but other than that and a couple others I would trade for everyone's PB or Cheese packets and crackers.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2025 05:28 PM (2cS/G)

249 >> British media reported Wednesday that the Iranian nationals arrested in the UK over the weekend were allegedly planning an attack on the Israeli embassy in London.

How were they caught by the Bobbies? Did they mis-gender someone on Twitter?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 05:24 PM (l3YAf)

Like we need to be careful not to offend Iranian terrorists. Of course they were planning an attack.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:28 PM (8avO+)

250 We had a LT who liked beans and franks
Posted by: Boss Moss


Best MRE: 1989 Wornack Company Beef Stew
Dark Brown plastic packaging.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 05:28 PM (xt/H7)

251 The very notion of a "terrorist sympathizer" wing of a major party would have been a call to arms 20 years ago.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 05:26 PM (RIvkX)

Sadly, no. The PLO and Arafat were very chic in the 90s.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:29 PM (8avO+)

252 The very notion of a "terrorist sympathizer" wing of a major party would have been a call to arms 20 years ago.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 05:26 PM (RIvkX)

The Dems have always been terrorist sympathizers. All the way back to when the Klan was riding around in robes, on to their support of Sacco and Vanzetti, the Weather Underground, PLO, IRA, etc..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 05:29 PM (l3YAf)

253 They have all kinda crazy stuff in MREs now like lentils and tiki masala and veggie burgers. That sounds like the kind of thing I'd want to trade.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:30 PM (2VST1)

254
Imagine being killed by a pallet of "Chicken la King with Noodles, including Chocolate Brownie"? If I'm going down, I want the "Pork in Sauce, including Peanut Butter Cookies".
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2025 05:22 PM (2cS/G)


Chicken a la Thing was bad, but edible. The Four Fingers of Death, however...

I was lucky enough to miss the vomlet, which came out about 15 years after I took off my uniform in the Land of the Big PX.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2025 05:30 PM (y9nCu)

255 So if you have black skin and live in Toronto are you an African-Canadian?

Posted by: Since you brought it up at May 07, 2025 05:30 PM (T0oeS)

256 As a Jew, I'm a little biased about Palestinians, so I try to put myself in the position of some distaff, lachrymose, borderline retarded consumer of American news media and box wine, who may not know much about sand maggots.

And I still don't get the love for Arabs, and hostility to Jews.

It's a simple proposition: you can't do anything about this war besides get further involved in it, which is highly inadvisable.

So, at minimum, you can choose to withdraw munitions sales and intelligence cooperation with a heretofore friendly country in order to aid a hostile one. Not a fantastic option, but it is one.

Or, stepping even a little further back, you could just admit that the only peace in Israel will be a Carthaginian one, and ask which population you'd prefer to survive.

I'm not choosing the psychotic, retarded one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 05:30 PM (BI5O2)

257 There was one decent spaghetti and meatball entree (early 90') but other than that and a couple others I would trade for everyone's PB or Cheese packets and crackers.
Posted by: Lincolntf


I ate an almost 30-year-old John Wayne cookie. A chocolate covered hard pressed oatmeal type cookie.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 05:31 PM (xt/H7)

258 Sadly, no. The PLO and Arafat were very chic in the 90s.

And the African National Congress. And yeah back to the ""anarchists" in the early 20th century with guys like Sacco and Vanzetti and the klan. Its practically a Democrat tradition.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:31 PM (2VST1)

259 There was one decent spaghetti and meatball entree (early 90') but other than that and a couple others I would trade for everyone's PB or Cheese packets and crackers.
Posted by: Lincolntf
====

I found the Chicken and Rice most acceptable, or everything edible.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2025 05:31 PM (/lPRQ)

260 Oh, Black Panthers, and all of those radical groups in the 60s and 70s..

The Democrats have a pretty long history of being terrorist-adjacent. Because terrorism works.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 05:31 PM (l3YAf)

261 The very notion of a "terrorist sympathizer" wing of a major party would have been a call to arms 20 years ago.
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That was when they were building a mosque at the conquered WTC site IIRC

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Nose rings and tattoos show that her trauma is her personality at May 07, 2025 05:32 PM (y+AhE)

262 We are forgetting the extensive tunnel(s) also at the Egyptian end.
Posted by: Ciampino - you can drive a truck there at May 07, 2025 05:23 PM (sPQoU)

Not near as extensive as the ones USAID built all over the map. In fact, USAID probably funded the Egyptian tunnels.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:32 PM (8avO+)

263 Oh, Black Panthers, and all of those radical groups in the 60s and 70s..

The Democrats have a pretty long history of being terrorist-adjacent. Because terrorism works.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 05:31 PM (l3YAf)

KKK

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:32 PM (8avO+)

264 Based on recent history, I don't think being a Catholic is a requirement anymore. So, I'm throwing my mitre in the ring. My platform is:

1. posthumously excommunicate Philip IV;
2. restore the Templars;
3. declare and organize a crusade.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2025 05:16 PM (z5QST)
Well said.

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2025 05:33 PM (LHPAg)

265 They are more open and up front about supporting murderers and lunatics these days though. They usually had some cover back in the past like "we have to protect our white women!" or "Zionist atrocities!" but these days its "I want to marry the guy who assassinated a CEO!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:33 PM (2VST1)

266 Best MRE: 1989 Wornack Company Beef Stew
Dark Brown plastic packaging.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 05:28 PM


There was a ham slice MRE we used to get when I was stationed at GITMO back in the mid 90s that was the bomb.


For C rats in the 70s the beans and meatballs one was hands down my favorite. IIRC is also was a B unit and that came with the pound cake in the can.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2025 05:33 PM (e5NfL)

267 MRE drops. Iv'e got it, Iv'e got it. Blankpff.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 07, 2025 05:34 PM (bF7Q5)

268 posthumously excommunicate Philip IV

Dig up his bones and burn them like Wycliffe. France was really run by some severely evil men for a long time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:34 PM (2VST1)

269 @rickb233 We had that. It wasn't bad. But I remember that some of them from that generation coming in got rejected. The soap packet in that particular MRE generation would get open somehow and everything reeked of soap when you opened the envelope. We ditched a bunch, but kept the Twizzler's packs included, even though they tasted a bit sudsy.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2025 05:34 PM (2cS/G)

270 I'm sorry... that music means we're all out of time for today. Tune in next week for another episode of Gourmet Meal Rations Talk on this and other PBS stations.
Sponsored by People Like You.

Posted by: NPR announcer voice at May 07, 2025 05:34 PM (T0oeS)

271 "How'd you get the beans above the frank?"

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at May 07, 2025 05:34 PM (VJc7E)

272 259 There was one decent spaghetti and meatball entree (early 90') but other than that and a couple others I would trade for everyone's PB or Cheese packets and crackers.
Posted by: Lincolntf
====

I found the Chicken and Rice most acceptable, or everything edible.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Tabasco made almost all of them semi edible except the dehydrated pork patty. That was purely nasty.

Posted by: whig at May 07, 2025 05:34 PM (ctrM5)

273 My platform is:

1. posthumously excommunicate Philip IV;
2. restore the Templars;
3. declare and organize a crusade.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

4. Excommunicate Joe Biden.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 05:35 PM (L/fGl)

274 NOOD ALERT!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at May 07, 2025 05:35 PM (q177U)

275 that came with the pound cake in the can.

That sounds like a song by one of those late 80s hair metal bands

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 05:35 PM (2VST1)

276 Ham Slice, yes! I forgot about that one. Probably the best draw you could get.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2025 05:36 PM (2cS/G)

277
Sadly, no. The PLO and Arafat were very chic in the 90s.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:29 PM (8avO+)



Rumor was that in the 80s, Eurotrash would pay the PLO to go to Beirut, they'd be given a Dragunov and they'd shoot civilians over the Green Line in the Christian and Druze quarters of the city.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2025 05:36 PM (y9nCu)

278 221 Remember during the Vietnam war, not only did a plane fall off of a carrier, the plane was carrying an H-bomb. Neither was ever found.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 05:22 PM (Da7Vv)
Was that off Spain? I thought they retrieved that one. Pretty sure they retrieved one off Cuba.

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2025 05:37 PM (LHPAg)

279 Or, stepping even a little further back, you could just admit that the only peace in Israel will be a Carthaginian one, and ask which population you'd prefer to survive.

I'm not choosing the psychotic, retarded one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 05:30 PM (BI5O2)

The irony is that in the time of Christ the Jews were the psychotic retarded ones that the Christians were dodging to avoid getting wiped out.

But yes, there have been lots of examples going back hundreds of years where people far away pick a side based on foolish enthusiams.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:37 PM (8avO+)

280 Based on recent history, I don't think being a Catholic is a requirement anymore. So, I'm throwing my mitre in the ring. My platform is:

1. posthumously excommunicate Philip IV;
2. restore the Templars;
3. declare and organize a crusade.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2025 05:16 PM (z5QST)
Well said.
Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2025 05:33 PM (LHPAg)

Bringing your own mitre is a real cost saver for the Church. I'm sold.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 05:39 PM (8avO+)

281 207 Is anyone talking about losing 3 aircraft off the Harry S. Truman in as many weeks? Maybe with a little diversity we could spread out the losses over a few different aircraft carriers.
Posted by: jwest at May 07, 2025 05:15 PM (JRfbP)
'Listen up, boys and girls. This is a tiedown chain. I want each of you to grab four and follow me to the stern. When we get there you will about face and follow me to the bow. Any questions?'
BM3 Horowitz

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2025 05:42 PM (LHPAg)

282 Every day, another scandal or three that should, in a sane world, bring bout the utter collapse of the Democratic Party.

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2025 05:48 PM (pMi6S)

283 The only thing the Bye-gone administration was good for is cover ups, and not even that good. Buffoons.

Posted by: Ghost of the Tsar at May 08, 2025 11:06 AM (dweVS)

Conclave to Elect Next Pope Begins

Smoke on the Tiber.

Morrissey mentions that left-wing anti-catholic church officials are aghast about the impact that African cardinals may have in the selection process, because African cardinals, unlike the left-wing fake Catholics infesting the church, aren't so keen on beatifying all gays as saints.

From the National Catholic Register:

Cardinal Czerny Causes Furor With Comments on a Potential African Pope

Pope Francis' former point man on migrants has drawn criticism with comments in the context of the African continent being deeply opposed to the LGBTQ agenda.


VATICAN CITY -- Pope Francis' former point man on migrants has drawn criticism by saying in an article published Sunday that some African cardinals make him "shudder" and that he believes "conservatives" are calling for an African pope to further their agenda.

Cardinal Michael Czerny, a Jesuit who served as prefect at the Dicastery for Promoting Integral Human Development in the last years of Pope Francis' pontificate, made the derisive comments to The New York Times in the context of the African continent being deeply opposed to the LGBTQ agenda.

"I can think of some African cardinals -- they make me shudder," Cardinal Czerny said in the article published May 4. When the newspaper asked whether conservative Catholics were rallying behind an African pope as a "Trojan horse" to further their agenda, Cardinal Czerny replied: "Certainly, certainly, certainly, and that's why it's so, so, so stupid to say things like Africa's time has come."

...

He said he becomes "agitated" when people say it is time for an American, African, or "South Islander" pope. "I think that is so stupid," he opined. "It's time for the successor of Peter for 2025." The priority, he added, "is evangelization; to bring the Gospel to society in season and out of season; to bring the Gospel to all of creation."

The Czech-born Canadian cardinal is currently now unreachable for comment, as he is taking part in the conclave.

His comments came ahead of remarks made by Bishop Robert Barron, founder of the Word on Fire Catholic media ministry, who, by contrast, believes geography is important in relation to the papacy, especially when it comes to Africa.

He explained to EWTN's Colm Flynn on May 5 that the Church is flourishing in Africa, especially in Nigeria, where around 94% of Catholics go to Mass, vocations are booming, and the Church is facing persecution.

"Why are we so preoccupied with the Church in Germany, where the Church is kind of withering on the vine?" Bishop Barron asked. "Why don't we study the Nigerian Church, and see what they're doing, right, and let's imitate it?"

"So, yes, I think it might be the African moment," the bishop continued. "And I do think in the synods during the Francis years, the Africans found their voice in a fresh way."

Cardinal Czerny's comments are likely to embolden African cardinals who have never welcomed such animosity to their traditional stances on moral issues, especially when it comes to homosexuality.

This became clear during the furor over Fiducia Supplicans, the 2023 declaration allowing non-liturgical blessings of same-sex couples, when Africa's Catholic bishops rejected the Vatican document.

It was also readily apparent in 2014, when, in the context of homosexuality being a taboo in Africa, German Cardinal Walter Kasper caused uproar and provoked accusations of racism when he said (and then falsely denied) that Africans should not tell the Church in the West "too much what to do" regarding homosexuality and other such issues currently acceptable in secular Western culture.

See the link to Ed Morrissey for more.

Posted by: Ace at 03:20 PM




Comments

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1 Morrissey mentions that left-wing anti-catholic church officials are aghast about the impact that African cardinals may have in the selection process, because African cardinals, unlike the left-wing fake Catholics infesting the church, aren't so keen on beatifying all gays as saints.

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If they hold together as a block...

The gay ones, and the gay-friendly ones will have to act like Labour and the Conservative Party taking out Reform.

Except it'll be racist this time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:21 PM (GBKbO)

2 Smoke on the Water

https://youtu.be/Q2FzZSBD5LE

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 03:21 PM (i24o9)

3 We would prefer a Christian Pope to a Jesuit.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 07, 2025 03:21 PM (MMp6W)

4 @KJTorrance
·
12m
Black smoke from the Sistine Chapel—no new pope today.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 03:22 PM (mlg/3)

5 Need a meme pf the doors closing for whenever someone tries to argue with me

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 03:22 PM (rT96s)

6 Cool doors.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 03:23 PM (uCjyK)

7 The conclave has sent a message "More altar boys please"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 03:23 PM (vmkyp)

8 5 Need a meme pf the doors closing for whenever someone tries to argue with me
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 03:22 PM (rT96s)

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No you don't.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

9 Did Cardinal Michael Czerny start hissing and smoking when some of those African bishops started to chant, "Our father, who art in heaven..."?

Posted by: Another Anon at May 07, 2025 03:23 PM (4h45B)

10 Willowed:

Columbia University lays off 180 staff after Federal Grant revocations.

And they thought with all the deportations there would be no one left to pick vegetables.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 03:23 PM (xt/H7)

11 My late mother was a nun for 14 years.

A lot of her nun friends didn't care much for the last Pope.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 03:23 PM (jvJvP)

12 Put a chick in it and make her gay!

Posted by: Eric Cartman at May 07, 2025 03:23 PM (l3YAf)

13
I suggest a Pit Of Vipers to select the next pope.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:24 PM (57wKv)

14 We had flowers that grew outside the house when I was a little kid that my parents called "pope's noses." I am not even sure that was their real name

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:24 PM (2VST1)

15 Faggots vs Africans


And fuck Jesuits.

Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:24 PM (6Kw5g)

16 I don't believe it until I see the "so it begins" guy post...

Posted by: Inogame at May 07, 2025 03:24 PM (53oGX)

17 ABC News managed to use the word "diverse" . Drink!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 03:25 PM (vmkyp)

18 No you don't.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla

*seagull death glare*

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 03:25 PM (rT96s)

19 Faggots vs Africans


And fuck Jesuits.

Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:24 PM (6Kw5g)

Africans are -320 in that one.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2025 03:25 PM (lpgaA)

20
They should put the names in hat and be done with it.

Posted by: four seasons at May 07, 2025 03:25 PM (3ek7K)

21 Extra omnes.

Latin for "Bitches leave", right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 03:25 PM (VoAdT)

22 It's kinda weird that there's never been an Irish pope.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 03:25 PM (77rzZ)

23
Simple: throw all these Cardinals into a Pit Of Vipers and whoever can use the bodies of his fellow cardinals as a ladder to climb out first is the new pope!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:25 PM (57wKv)

24 To me the word conclave sounds ominous. Sort of like the pentaveret.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2025 03:25 PM (e5NfL)

25 Africans are -320 in that one.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2025 03:25 PM (lpgaA)

They did give them AIDS, though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 03:25 PM (VoAdT)

26 Well if they ask me to be Pope I'm going to decline.

Posted by: Weasel at May 07, 2025 03:25 PM (cIOlQ)

27 doors to the Sistine Chapel are now closed

Hey, I ordered a pizza!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 07, 2025 03:26 PM (w4rYw)

28 20
They should put the names in hat and be done with it.

Posted by: four seasons at May 07, 2025 03:25 PM (3ek7K)

That would be an unbelievably big number since any Baptized male can be Pope...might need a bigger hat...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2025 03:26 PM (tOcjL)

29 I want an African Pope. Just to own the homos.

Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:26 PM (6Kw5g)

30 It was also readily apparent in 2014, when, in the context of homosexuality being a taboo in Africa, German Cardinal Walter Kasper caused uproar and provoked accusations of racism when he said (and then falsely denied) that Africans should not tell the Church in the West "too much what to do" regarding homosexuality and other such issues currently acceptable in secular Western culture.

Translation: the Darkies need to know their place.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 03:26 PM (s8j++)

31
We had flowers that grew outside the house when I was a little kid that my parents called "pope's noses." I am not even sure that was their real name
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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"Pope's nose" is also a piece on a cooked bird.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 03:26 PM (U7Gpi)

32 Well if they ask me to be Pope I'm going to decline.
Posted by: Weasel at May 07, 2025 03:25 PM (cIOlQ)

Pope goes the Weasel?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 03:26 PM (VoAdT)

33 Dicentra?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 03:27 PM (VoAdT)

34 I'll do it, but they won't like it. Also, boobs.

Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:27 PM (6Kw5g)

35
Cardinal Michael Czerny, a Jesuit

__________

Not this guy in particular. We learned everything we needed to know about the Jebbies from the last guy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2025 03:27 PM (QnmlO)

36 Conclave to Elect Next Pope Begins
......

The excitement! The drama! The secrecy!

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2025 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

37 should put the names in hat

A festive little hat!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 07, 2025 03:27 PM (w4rYw)

38
Wasn't there a dextrosphere blogger a long time ago called "Pope Hat?"

Or am I thinking of a twitter account?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:28 PM (57wKv)

39 I’ll bet money the next pope is another insidious leftwing commie dope-cope-pope who cares more about filthy migrants and fake climate hysteria than he does the Catholic Church. I think the church is irredeemably corrupted and poisoned by commie trope. I don’t think it can fix itself. I hope I’m wrong.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 03:28 PM (aeiyZ)

40 Yeah, you know what? Don't care. Take a stroll down memory lane at all the "OUTRAGE!!!!" flying out of the Vatican the moment USAID was cut and smothered.

The hyperbole was, well, hyperbolic. "Millions will die." "This is sinful!!!" Let's not forget that it coincides with a hiring freeze at the Vatican, and the freeze of pension funds. Coincidence I'm sure. Catholic Relief Funds had to layoff 50% of their staff.

So, yeah, don't care for Catholic politics. They were on the take like most of the rest of the world....only they were taking credit for any good that eventually (or accidentally) happened. No mention of where those funds came from.

I'm with whomever wanted to see orange smoke come out of the Vatican in the last thread...just because I'm a heathen.

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2025 03:28 PM (dIske)

41
ABC News managed to use the word "diverse" . Drink!
Posted by: Smell the Glove

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"Managed to"? I'd be shocked if they managed not to. But it's a drinking word for sure!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 03:28 PM (U7Gpi)

42 Unlike our Republican House, which prefers not to vote on anything. Messes with their four day weekends.

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 03:28 PM (gKWVE)

43
Sooth,

That name is familiar to me but I can't remember why.

Posted by: four seasons at May 07, 2025 03:28 PM (3ek7K)

44 Someone earlier suggested that they should sneak something into the chimney that makes orange smoke. It would look like the end of Kingsmen among the lefties.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 03:28 PM (s8j++)

45 Also, boobs.
Posted by: Dagny

You know the rule.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 03:29 PM (77rzZ)

46
dextro: right

sinister: left

-osphere: osphere

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:29 PM (57wKv)

47 21 Extra omnes.

Latin for "Bitches leave", right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

My doggeh likes Extra Nomnoms

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 03:29 PM (rT96s)

48 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

49 When the newspaper asked whether conservative Catholics were rallying behind an African pope as a "Trojan horse" to further their agenda..

--

Oh no, not that! Certainly not that! Furthering their agenda, obviously used in such derisive terms, must not apply to his wish for the direction of the Catholic Church.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2025 03:29 PM (qBdHI)

50 Pope.

Pope.

Pope.

Pope of Rome.

Pope.

Pope.

Pope of Rome.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 03:29 PM (6YdsJ)

51 I’ll bet money the next pope is another insidious leftwing commie dope-cope-pope who cares more about filthy migrants and fake climate hysteria than he does the Catholic Church. I think the church is irredeemably corrupted and poisoned by commie trope. I don’t think it can fix itself. I hope I’m wrong.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 03:28 PM (aeiyZ)

If they follow the old "fat pope, skinny pope" trope it's gonna be an iron ribbed doctrinaire catholic.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2025 03:29 PM (lpgaA)

52 ABC News managed to use the word "diverse" . Drink!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 03:25 PM (vmkyp)

Di Verse is not the same as dat verse!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 03:29 PM (VNX3d)

53 Looka in da pizza.

Posted by: Father Guido Sarducci at May 07, 2025 03:29 PM (FhXTo)

54 Wasn't there a dextrosphere blogger a long time ago called "Pope Hat?"

Or am I thinking of a twitter account?

Twitter but I remember blocking him for pissing me off.

Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:29 PM (6Kw5g)

55 I enjoyed watching the seagulls.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2025 03:29 PM (DRSnL)

56 He's the groove
He's the man
He's the Pope in the Vatican

Snuky Tate in the groove:

youtu.be/c3jYacURQGU?

(better sound)


youtu.be/w2G_MwJSmWg?

(better video)

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 03:29 PM (vFG9F)

57 ABC News managed to use the word "diverse" . Drink!
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Done!

Tough week.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 03:29 PM (jvJvP)

58 Just In:
Federal Judge orders the Cardinals to select a black, disabled lesbian Muslim as Pope, ruling that "all men are created equal" means the Catholic Church must choose for maximum diversity and marginalized communities will suffer irreparable harm otherwise.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 03:29 PM (bw0ep)

59 Well, we know Czerny's on the approved side of the aisle since he's yet to be denounced for saying something that even remotely smells like racism.

Posted by: Octochicken at May 07, 2025 03:29 PM (oCS0o)

60 They're watching porn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

61 >> Wasn't there a dextrosphere blogger a long time ago called "Pope Hat?"

PopeHat was a lefty who got a bad case of TDS.

Posted by: ClarkHat is best Hat at May 07, 2025 03:30 PM (l3YAf)

62
Between you and me, I have it on good authority that Israel will be choosing the next pope.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:30 PM (57wKv)

63 "I can think of some African cardinals -- they make me shudder," Cardinal Czerny said
______

Why are you gay?

Posted by: African Interviewer at May 07, 2025 03:30 PM (Dv3i1)

64 Well if they ask me to be Pope I'm going to decline.

I'll take it just for the hat but they're not gonna like me taking the theology back to Augustine

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:30 PM (2VST1)

65 I'll do it, but they won't like it. Also, boobs.

Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:27 PM (6Kw5g)

You're hired.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 03:30 PM (i24o9)

66 Posted by: Jordan61

Jordan, good to see you! You haven't been around here much lately, have you?

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 03:31 PM (77rzZ)

67 MTG called for censure of Ilhan Omar and called her a foreign agent for Somalia.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

68 I’ll bet money the next pope is another insidious leftwing commie dope-cope-pope who cares more about filthy migrants and fake climate hysteria than he does the Catholic Church. I think the church is irredeemably corrupted and poisoned by commie trope. I don’t think it can fix itself. I hope I’m wrong.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 03:28 PM


The catholic church has a history of being broken. 1054 and 1387 come to mind. Two popes duking it out east vs. west.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2025 03:31 PM (e5NfL)

69 I want an African Pope. Just to own the homos.
Posted by: Dagny
.......

and to pimp out the Popemobile.

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2025 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

70 Wasn't there a dextrosphere blogger a long time ago called "Pope Hat?"
------
I think PopeHat lost his mind when Trump was elected the first time.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 03:31 PM (6YdsJ)

71 Oh no, not that! Certainly not that! Furthering their agenda, obviously used in such derisive terms, must not apply to his wish for the direction of the Catholic Church.
Posted by: Lady in Black

Right, the horror.
We need another gay marxist that is clueless about doctrine and kisses Chinese climate change ass

Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:31 PM (6Kw5g)

72 Between you and me, I have it on good authority that Israel will be choosing the next pope.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:30 PM (57wKv)

If it's the Knesset, we're boned.

Straight up plebiscite, there may be hope.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 03:31 PM (VoAdT)

73 What did you guys do to Jordan61?

Posted by: Weasel at May 07, 2025 03:31 PM (cIOlQ)

74 On that point of any Baptized male, if we can ever get an American pope...Bishop Barron would be the kind of Pope that this era could use.

Carlo Acutis was the 1st millenial in line to be saint before Francis passed...he was a gifted teen of the cyberworld. Would it not be perfect to have the priest who also adapted so well to it end up finishing his sainthood process?

See, why dream with the likely? It won't be an African, it won't be Bishop Barron - but setting a precedent we can go back to more wide choices would be great...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2025 03:31 PM (tOcjL)

75 Jordan, good to see you! You haven't been around here much lately, have you?
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 03:31 PM (77rzZ)

=====

Hey, Bulg! No, unfortunately. My new job keeps me really busy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2025 03:31 PM (DRSnL)

76 Wasn't there a dextrosphere blogger a long time ago called "Pope Hat?"
---
Yes.

IIRC, he has become a deranged anti-Trumper that makes Keif Obberman look sober and sane.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 03:31 PM (bw0ep)

77 Did I hear correctly that one of the candidates is literally "Peter of Rome"? I was half paying attention to Fox's coverage during lunch.

Posted by: Methos at May 07, 2025 03:32 PM (Dnobf)

78 Between you and me, I have it on good authority that Israel will be choosing the next pope.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Well, it did provide the first one.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 03:32 PM (77rzZ)

79
Notice nobody gives a damn about who's going to be the next moderator of the Presbyterian General Assembly?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2025 03:32 PM (QnmlO)

80 What did the scorpion say, again?

@edenyadegar
RIGHT NOW AT COLUMBIA: Masked anti-Israel students just broke into the library during finals week.

Columbia Public Safety unsuccessfully attempted to stop them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 03:32 PM (mlg/3)

81 PopeHat was a lefty who got a bad case of TDS.

He ran off into the weeds hand in hand with Allahpundit

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:32 PM (2VST1)

82
I mean, it's a known secret, yes? -- that the Jews control the Vatican.

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at May 07, 2025 03:32 PM (57wKv)

83 We would prefer a Christian Pope to a Jesuit.
Posted by: Oglebay

Totally agree.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 07, 2025 03:32 PM (olkOV)

84 When the newspaper asked whether conservative Catholics were rallying behind an African pope as a "Trojan horse" to further their agenda..
__________________

Whereas the leftist Catholics were rallying behind others who will further the mainstreaming of perversion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 03:32 PM (YqDXo)

85 "This became clear during the furor over Fiducia Supplicans, the 2023 declaration allowing non-liturgical blessings of same-sex couples, when Africa's Catholic bishops rejected the Vatican document."

==========

I hope the next Pope is a black guy saying gays are going to burn in hell.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 07, 2025 03:33 PM (9mw3J)

86 When the cardinals decide to just get high instead of electing a new pontiff, and the Maui Wowie smoke drifts out of the conclave window, the people in Vatican Square eagerly anticipating the results will look up, sniff, and say, enthusiastic at first, but disappointed in the end,

"Hope -- Pope? Nope -- dope. *Mope*."

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2025 03:33 PM (pMi6S)

87 I’ll bet money the next pope is another insidious leftwing commie dope-cope-pope who cares more about filthy migrants and fake climate hysteria than he does the Catholic Church

Guaranteed. 100%. The only delay is finding a non-white guy who goes along with this plan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:33 PM (2VST1)

88
I think PopeHat lost his mind when Trump was elected the first time.
Posted by: Captain Obvious


Happened to another hat, too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 03:34 PM (63Dwl)

89 Columbia Public Safety unsuccessfully attempted to stop them.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

They need big nets

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 03:34 PM (rT96s)

90 Hey, Bulg! No, unfortunately. My new job keeps me really busy.
Posted by: Jordan61

Well, it must take a while to supply all the employees with bacon.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 03:34 PM (77rzZ)

91 When the cardinals decide to just get high instead of electing a new pontiff, and the Maui Wowie smoke drifts out of the conclave window, the people in Vatican Square eagerly anticipating the results will look up, sniff, and say, enthusiastic at first, but disappointed in the end,

"Hope -- Pope? Nope -- dope. *Mope*."

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2025 03:33 PM (pMi6S)

We wuz gonna choose the new Pope, but then we got high.

Posted by: Conclavians at May 07, 2025 03:34 PM (i24o9)

92 The cardinal *might* have a point: They "diversified" last time with a South American instead of a European, and look where that got them. (Yes, I know, Frankie was a Jesuit and that was probably the bigger problem.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, observing as a Protestant at May 07, 2025 03:34 PM (Wt5PA)

93 What did you guys do to Jordan61?
Posted by: Weasel at May 07, 2025 03:31 PM (cIOlQ)



Nothing. Maybe that's why she abandoned us. She wanted us to do something.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

94 82
I mean, it's a known secret, yes? -- that the Jews control the Vatican.
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What don't the Jews control?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 03:35 PM (pZ64F)

95 I like the idea of them releasing orange smoke to tweak everyone someone suggested this morning...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2025 03:35 PM (VE6XX)

96 I think PopeHat lost his mind when Trump was elected the first time.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Happened to another hat, too.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 03:34 PM (63Dwl)

The one I'm still getting weekly emails from?

Posted by: Methos at May 07, 2025 03:35 PM (Dnobf)

97 We need another gay marxist that is clueless about doctrine and kisses Chinese climate change ass

Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:31 PM (6Kw5g)
_______________

WWKMD? What would Karl Marx do?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 03:35 PM (YqDXo)

98 92 The cardinal *might* have a point: They "diversified" last time with a South American instead of a European, and look where that got them. (Yes, I know, Frankie was a Jesuit and that was probably the bigger problem.)
Posted by: pookysgirl, observing as a Protestant at May 07, 2025 03:34 PM (Wt5PA)

=======

A South American...born to Italian parents who had emigrated to Argentina a few years before Francis' birth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

99 I mean, it's a known secret, yes? -- that the Jews control the Vatican.


What impresses me is that these Joo dudes number like fifteen million and somehow they manage to run everything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:35 PM (2VST1)

100 I think PopeHat lost his mind when Trump was elected the first time.
Posted by: Captain Obvious



He should've changed his name to Asshat a long time ago.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

101 It's not a real Pope Picking until they take the roof off.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2025 03:35 PM (/lPRQ)

102
He's the Pope
He aint no dope

Yall are doing yourself a disservice if you don't check out my link at #56.

Posted by: fd at May 07, 2025 03:35 PM (vFG9F)

103 To me the word conclave sounds ominous. Sort of like the pentaveret.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2025 03:25 PM (e5NfL)

It just sounds more impressive than staff meeting.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:36 PM (8avO+)

104 I mean, it's a known secret, yes? -- that the Jews control the Vatican.
-------------
What don't the Jews control?
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 03:35 PM (pZ64F)

Half of Jerusalem?

Posted by: Methos at May 07, 2025 03:36 PM (Dnobf)

105 Look! Another idiot comment! More Cardonnay?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 07, 2025 03:36 PM (QSrLX)

106 Well if they ask me to be Pope I'm going to decline.
Posted by: Weasel at May 07, 2025 03:25 PM (cIOlQ)

Okay, fine! I will do it. I'm not Catholic, a priest, or male but I declare myself to be the Pope. Pope Mayhem has a certain je ne sais quoi to it.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 07, 2025 03:36 PM (2J/Lj)

107 -------------
What don't the Jews control?
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 03:35 PM (pZ64F)



Democrats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

108 Wasn't there a dextrosphere blogger a long time ago called "Pope Hat?"

Or am I thinking of a twitter account?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:28 PM (57wKv)
———

Ken White. Lawyer from LA. TDS-suffering imbecile that was wrong about everything. I wouldn’t trust him to represent my dick in a lawsuit against my balls.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 03:36 PM (aeiyZ)

109 @79 the Jello salad went bad?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 03:36 PM (vmkyp)

110 >> When the newspaper asked whether conservative Catholics were rallying behind an African pope as a "Trojan horse" to further their agenda, Cardinal Czerny replied: "Certainly, certainly, certainly

Trojan horse? I thought Catholics were supposed to be against birth control?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 03:36 PM (l3YAf)

111 Catholics don't have a problem with gays, we have an issue with gay sex.

Francis said they could bless gays, but dude, you can bless dogs and goldfish and houses.

But this shit got the faggotry all excited. Nope.

Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:36 PM (6Kw5g)

112 What did you guys do to Jordan61?
Posted by: Weasel at May 07, 2025 03:31 PM (cIOlQ)


Nothing. Maybe that's why she abandoned us. She wanted us to do something.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

You know what you did.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2025 03:36 PM (DRSnL)

113 The leftist cardinals pushing the LGBTQ+ agenda want a Lavender Pope, but their opponents trying to elect a conservative African will vote for a Taupe Pope.

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2025 03:36 PM (pMi6S)

114 Columbia Public Safety unsuccessfully attempted to stop them.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

They need big nets

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 03:34 PM (rT96s)
______________

Bigger nightsticks. And permission to use them freely.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 03:37 PM (YqDXo)

115 Between you and me, I have it on good authority that Israel will be choosing the next pope.
Posted by: Soothsayer

The Jews traded a player to the Catholics for a player to be named later.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 03:37 PM (L/fGl)

116 I don't think this is very suspenseful. There's no room for any surprises, like in our political hierarchy.

It's 133 cardinals at the top of a very large, very corrupt system to choose the new boss.

Let's say we left it to the US Senate + 33 other Top Men, - let's say, a mixture of IC officials, defense contractors, and business leaders - to elect the President For Life. What do you think you'd get? Not a Trump, that's for sure.

These fellows are going to give Catholics a terrible Pope. The only surprise will be if the new guy doesn't actually have horns and a tail.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 03:37 PM (BI5O2)

117 Notice nobody gives a damn about who's going to be the next moderator of the Presbyterian General Assembly?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

We're God's Frozen People. All the candidates sit in a circle scowling at each other. The one who can last the longest without leaving to pee is the winner.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 03:37 PM (77rzZ)

118 We wuz gonna choose the new Pope, but then we got high.

Obligatory -
https://tinyurl.com/2uetaw3h

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 03:37 PM (Dv3i1)

119 93 What did you guys do to Jordan61?
Posted by: Weasel at May 07, 2025 03:31 PM (cIOlQ)


Nothing. Maybe that's why she abandoned us. She wanted us to do something.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)
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Can't believe she'd just kick us to the curb like that!

Posted by: Weasel at May 07, 2025 03:37 PM (cIOlQ)

120 26 Well if they ask me to be Pope I'm going to decline.
Posted by: Weasel at May 07, 2025 03:25 PM (cIOlQ)



Weasel, ye will be thy rock upon which thine fundamentals will be built.

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 07, 2025 03:37 PM (5SvjB)

121 Hoping for a Christian to get in this time. A Catholic Christian would please me greatly. The last guy I really did not like.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 07, 2025 03:37 PM (67lvg)

122 On a serious note the Litany of the Saints as the cardinals walked into the chapel was beautiful.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 03:37 PM (rT96s)

123 The Adams County sheriff's office is going to raid Afroman's house again to search his CD collection for the new pope.

https://tinyurl.com/57yyjab8

Posted by: Oglebay at May 07, 2025 03:37 PM (MMp6W)

124 Just got off the phone with the Vatican. They wanted to know if I wanted to throw my hat in the ring. I said let me get back to ya, I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2025 03:37 PM (2UnvF)

125 =====

You know what you did.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2025 03:36 PM (DRSnL)



But that was LAST SUMMER!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

126 Francis said they could bless gays, but dude, you can bless dogs and goldfish and houses.

Yeah that was a big nothingburger, he didn't say homosexuality wasn't a sin or you can marry two dudes. Priests will bless a ship, they bless entire crowds of people who may or may not be Christians.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:38 PM (2VST1)

127 124 Just got off the phone with the Vatican. They wanted to know if I wanted to throw my hat in the ring. I said let me get back to ya, I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2025 03:37 PM (2UnvF)

=======

Spoiler: It was La Pizzeria Vaticani for a garbage boy post.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

128 Pope Peter II

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2025 03:38 PM (ML8rW)

129 Guaranteed. 100%. The only delay is finding a non-white guy who goes along with this plan.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:33 PM (2VST1)

We will see. They used JPII to crush the commies.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:38 PM (8avO+)

130 You know what you did.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2025 03:36 PM (DRSnL)

Sponge: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 03:38 PM (i24o9)

131
On a serious note the Litany of the Saints as the cardinals walked into the chapel was beautiful.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 03:37 PM (rT96s)

___________

I just started saying the Litany of Loreto every day. Very refreshing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2025 03:39 PM (QnmlO)

132

De eat da poo-poo!

Posted by: Card. Jo Uganda at May 07, 2025 03:39 PM (rTz63)

133 Taupe Pope.
Posted by: zombie

What's a taupe pope?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 03:39 PM (rT96s)

134 -----
Can't believe she'd just kick us to the curb like that!
Posted by: Weasel at May 07, 2025 03:37 PM (cIOlQ)



We're the expendables.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

135 Ken White. Lawyer from LA. TDS-suffering imbecile that was wrong about everything. I wouldn’t trust him to represent my dick in a lawsuit against my balls.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 03:36 PM (aeiyZ)
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I'll probably regret this, but why would your dick sue your balls?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 03:39 PM (6YdsJ)

136 Building it back better!

Only 31 Rebuilding Permits Approved to Rebuild LA From Palisades Fire

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 03:40 PM (L/fGl)

137 >> The Jews traded a player to the Catholics for a player to be named later.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 03:37 PM (L/fGl)

Prots have already stolen two of the Jews’ three SCOTUS seats.

Next they’ll come for one of our six.

Posted by: Catholics at May 07, 2025 03:40 PM (l3YAf)

138 The Jews traded a player to the Catholics for a player to be named later.

Given that Hank Greenberg was the last great Jewish athlete, I think they won that trade.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:40 PM (2VST1)

139 We're the expendables.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)
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*brohug*

Posted by: Weasel at May 07, 2025 03:40 PM (cIOlQ)

140 I wouldn’t trust him to represent my dick in a lawsuit against my balls.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 03:36 PM (aeiyZ)

why would your dick be suing your balls?

Oh, I get it -- you're going to the Court seeking relief.

...Maybe a writ of mandamus IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 03:40 PM (uCjyK)

141 So white smoke is a white guy, black smoke is a black guy. Have I got that right?

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 03:40 PM (RxTC7)

142 Time for a little Clement the XlV action?

Posted by: MkY at May 07, 2025 03:40 PM (cPGH3)

143 Hoping for a Christian to get in this time. A Catholic Christian would please me greatly. The last guy I really did not like.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 07, 2025 03:37 PM (67lvg)

Among his other failings is that it's a sin to open your mouth and say stupid things about politics when it won't make a difference.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:41 PM (8avO+)

144 141 So white smoke is a white guy, black smoke is a black guy. Have I got that right?
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 03:40 PM (RxTC7)

=====

And orange smoke means Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

145 I'm not a Catholic, but my advice to the RCC in picking a Pope this time to try and find one that is actually a Christian not another Junta Thug.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 03:41 PM (t0Rmr)

146 I'll probably regret this, but why would your dick sue your balls?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 03:39 PM (6YdsJ)

Not sure, but the entanglement was probably pretty hairy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 03:41 PM (i24o9)

147 Out: "Upon this rock I will build my church."
In: "Upon this cock I will build my bathhouse."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

148 133 Taupe Pope.
Posted by: zombie

What's a taupe pope?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport


A Pope with taupe skin color.

("Taupe" is a brownish-gray color, derived from the color of mole fur, since "taupe" means "mole" in French.)

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2025 03:41 PM (pMi6S)

149 Who cares about the Pope guy? He's just gonna lose to Lee like all the other Union generals.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 03:41 PM (77rzZ)

150 CBC news is covering this extensively.

Without bursting into flames.

Sadly.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 03:41 PM (jvJvP)

151 Ken White. Lawyer from LA. TDS-suffering imbecile that was wrong about everything. I wouldn’t trust him to represent my dick in a lawsuit against my balls.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 03:36 PM (aeiyZ)
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I'll probably regret this, but why would your dick sue your balls?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 03:39 PM (6YdsJ)
——-

[smirks]
—- Big Balls

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 03:41 PM (aeiyZ)

152 Given that Hank Greenberg was the last great Jewish athlete, I think they won that trade.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:40 PM (2VST1)

I gotta go Shawne green. Woulda been a HoFer til injuries derailed his career.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2025 03:41 PM (lpgaA)

153 The Jews traded a player to the Catholics for a player to be named later.

Given that Hank Greenberg was the last great Jewish athlete, I think they won that trade.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:40 PM (2VST1)

Sandy Koufax.

Haven't kept up with it to know if there have been more since.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:42 PM (8avO+)

154 C'mon, TJM, you didn't get the reference?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2025 03:42 PM (2UnvF)

155 Hispanic Pope: chop the Popemobile
Black Pope: pimp the Popemobile
Italian Pope: enter it in the Formula 1 Italian Grand Prix

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2025 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

156 133 Taupe Pope.
Posted by: zombie

What's a taupe pope?
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Not quite as nice as a Mauve Pope.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 03:42 PM (pZ64F)

157 I'm sure it's a misunderstanding, they actually meant to do it to Jordan60

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 03:42 PM (vmkyp)

158 "We would prefer a Christian Pope to a Jesuit"

I expect St Ignatius Loyola wouldn't be on board with celebrating homosexuality. And approval of gay marriage either, but then he wasn't a liberation theologian.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 03:42 PM (42Vb+)

159 Who cares about the Pope guy? He's just gonna lose to Lee like all the other Union generals.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 03:41 PM (77rzZ)

I suppose you don't care a pinch of Owl Dung about Pope then?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:43 PM (8avO+)

160 154 C'mon, TJM, you didn't get the reference?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2025 03:42 PM (2UnvF)

======

No.

I didn't get it.

I never get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

161 Building it back better!

Only 31 Rebuilding Permits Approved to Rebuild LA From Palisades Fire

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 03:40 PM (L/fGl)
__________________

The rebuilding is gonna take some time.

Attagirl, Karen!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 03:43 PM (YqDXo)

162 Meanwhile, New Yorkers put up a 12 foot tall statue of a homely and angry looking chubby black woman for no apparent reason.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:43 PM (2VST1)

163 Ken White. Lawyer from LA. TDS-suffering imbecile that was wrong about everything. I wouldn’t trust him to represent my dick in a lawsuit against my balls.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 03:36 PM (aeiyZ)
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I'll probably regret this, but why would your dick sue your balls?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 03:39 PM (6YdsJ)
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It's always tough when your genitals have a falling out...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 03:43 PM (7fElN)

164 I expect St Ignatius Loyola wouldn't be on board with celebrating homosexuality. And approval of gay marriage either, but then he wasn't a liberation theologian.
____

I'm assuming the OG Jesuits might be embarrassed by the current crop of Jesuits

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 03:43 PM (Dv3i1)

165 The new black tranny atheist pope is gonna be lit!

Posted by: Unbelievable at May 07, 2025 03:44 PM (MTz2u)

166 I’m not weighing in until I hear what Father Guido Sarduchi has to say.

Posted by: Turn 2 at May 07, 2025 03:44 PM (6TlG5)

167 "Africa's Catholic bishops rejected the Vatican document."

======

Watching real, devout Catholics like Nancy Pelosi, Ted Lieu, and Kathy Hotchul lash out at a black pope would be glorious.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 07, 2025 03:44 PM (9mw3J)

168 Meanwhile, New Yorkers put up a 12 foot tall statue of a homely and angry looking chubby black woman for no apparent reason.

I think this was a mistake.

If they wanted to make a statue of Big Mike it needs a bigger bulge in the groin.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 03:44 PM (t0Rmr)

169 Fetterman Responds to NY Mag Hit Piece

-
"Hulk smash"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 03:44 PM (L/fGl)

170 C'mon, TJM, you didn't get the reference?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2025 03:42 PM (2UnvF)

=====

I got it, if it makes you feel better.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2025 03:44 PM (DRSnL)

171
The new black tranny atheist pope is gonna be lit!
Posted by: Unbelievable at May 07, 2025 03:44 PM (MTz2u)

__________

No, that's the Archbishop of Canterbury.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2025 03:44 PM (QnmlO)

172 Rainbow smoke means rainbow pope.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 03:44 PM (63Dwl)

173 135 Ken White. Lawyer from LA. TDS-suffering imbecile that was wrong about everything. I wouldn’t trust him to represent my dick in a lawsuit against my balls.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 03:36 PM (aeiyZ)
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I'll probably regret this, but why would your dick sue your balls?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 03:39 PM (6YdsJ)

Dick v. Balls was a nuisance suit heard in the supreme court of New York (trial court despite the name), resulted in a hung jury.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2025 03:45 PM (UGyV5)

174 Who cares about the Pope guy? He's just gonna lose to Lee like all the other Union generals.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 03:41 PM (77rzZ)
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They gave us John Pope, our patience to tax, hurrah, hurrah!
They gave us John Pope, our patience to tax, hurrah, hurrah!
They gave us John Pope, our patience to tax,
He said in the West he'd seen nought but gray backs
And we'll all drink stone blind
Johnny, fill up the bowl.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 03:45 PM (6YdsJ)

175 Cardinal Sarah for the true Catholic win.

Posted by: LASue at May 07, 2025 03:45 PM (lCppi)

176 Meanwhile, New Yorkers put up a 12 foot tall statue of a homely and angry looking chubby black woman for no apparent reason.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:43 PM (2VST1)

How long until the LGBTQ+++++ group add a dick to the statue?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 03:45 PM (VNX3d)

177 We had our first MAP president, isn't it time for a MAP pope too?

#LOVEISLOVE

Posted by: Some leftist at May 07, 2025 03:45 PM (t0Rmr)

178 Meanwhile, New Yorkers put up a 12 foot tall statue of a homely and angry looking chubby black woman for no apparent reason.
_______

Is it titled, Welcome to the DMV ?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 03:45 PM (Dv3i1)

179 162 Meanwhile, New Yorkers put up a 12 foot tall statue of a homely and angry looking chubby black woman for no apparent reason.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

It's inspirational.
Looking at it inspires me to lose weight.
It's probably sponsored by Ozempic.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 07, 2025 03:45 PM (rT96s)

180 I'm assuming the OG Jesuits might be embarrassed by the current crop of Jesuits
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 03:43 PM (Dv3i1)


You could probably say that about any branch of the Catholic Church.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 07, 2025 03:46 PM (KKJEY)

181 Meanwhile, New Yorkers put up a 12 foot tall statue of a homely and angry looking chubby black woman for no apparent reason.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:43 PM (2VST1)
__________________

The Stacey Abrams memorial?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 03:46 PM (YqDXo)

182 Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2025 03:36 PM (DRSnL)

Well hello there you fine thing.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 03:46 PM (RxTC7)

183 We're the expendables.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)
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*brohug*
Posted by: Weasel


BBB... Bring Better Bacon and lots of it!!!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 07, 2025 03:46 PM (olkOV)

184 I got it, if it makes you feel better.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2025 03:44 PM (DRSnL)

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Thank you! I gotta lot of questions about the rest of you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2025 03:46 PM (2UnvF)

185 Let's say we left it to the US Senate + 33 other Top Men, - let's say, a mixture of IC officials, defense contractors, and business leaders - to elect the President For Life. What do you think you'd get? Not a Trump, that's for sure.

These fellows are going to give Catholics a terrible Pope. The only surprise will be if the new guy doesn't actually have horns and a tail.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 03:37 PM (BI5O2)

Could be, but they've been known to pick a reformer when they want reform, and a conservative when they needed that. In my lifetime even.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:46 PM (8avO+)

186 Cardinal Sarah for the true Catholic win.
Posted by: LASue

How are her boobs?

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 03:46 PM (77rzZ)

187 I'm assuming the OG Jesuits might be embarrassed by the current crop of Jesuits

I think they would go Warhammer Inquisitor on them.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 03:46 PM (t0Rmr)

188 First order of business of the new Pope is to tell all those homo priests to get out and stay out.

Go start your own homo church or become episcopalian.

Posted by: Uncle Kracker at May 07, 2025 03:46 PM (imQ+3)

189 168 Meanwhile, New Yorkers put up a 12 foot tall statue of a homely and angry looking chubby black woman for no apparent reason.
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Are they gonna lite it on fire?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 03:47 PM (pZ64F)

190 This is coordinated

@libsoftiktok 5h
Boise City Council just passed a resolution recognizing the pride flag as an official city flag to circumvent Idaho law which only allows official city, state and federal flags be flown from government buildings

@libsoftiktok 3h
JUST IN: Salt Lake City Mayor Erin Mendenhall (D) has proposed adopting three new flags as "official" city flags in order to circumvent Utah state law banning political and non-official flags from government buildings.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 03:47 PM (mlg/3)

191 I suppose you don't care a pinch of Owl Dung about Pope then?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:43 PM (8avO+)
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That's a great story.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 03:47 PM (6YdsJ)

192 Meanwhile, New Yorkers put up a 12 foot tall statue of a homely and angry looking chubby black woman for no apparent reason.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:43 PM (2VST1)
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Could be worse. SF put up a 50 ft statue of a buck naked woman because reasons.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 03:47 PM (YqDXo)

193 YouTube recommended me two separate 30 minute long videos about a leak of Assassin's Creed's 6 year plan.

I do not nearly care enough about Assassin's Creed to watch 30 minute videos about it, but I was curious enough to want to know more.

So, I searched for it and found a Reddit post, about 200 words total, that told me everything. Got the information in about 25 seconds.

I don't understand people who watch long videos for breaking news.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

194 The seclusion of the cardinals does pique my curiosity about how the deliberations actually play out inside there...

"First rule of Cardinal Fight Club: Don't talk about Cardinal Fight Club."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 03:47 PM (7fElN)

195 JUST IN: Salt Lake City Mayor Erin Mendenhall (D) has proposed adopting three new flags as "official" city flags in order to circumvent Utah state law banning political and non-official flags from government buildings.

But remember guys, they just want to get married and this will never have any effect on anyone else

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 03:47 PM (t0Rmr)

196 180 I'm assuming the OG Jesuits might be embarrassed by the current crop of Jesuits
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 03:43 PM (Dv3i1)

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Jesuits being assholes were one of the major contributing factors to Japan cutting off all contact with the West in the early 17th century.

Jesuits have been a problem for centuries.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

197 I expect St Ignatius Loyola wouldn't be on board with celebrating homosexuality. And approval of gay marriage either, but then he wasn't a liberation theologian.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 03:42 PM (42Vb+)

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My post was really just a friendly Cleveland St. Ed's jab at St. Ignatius.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 07, 2025 03:48 PM (MMp6W)

198 @libsoftiktok 5h
Boise City Council just passed a resolution recognizing the pride flag as an official city flag to circumvent Idaho law which only allows official city, state and federal flags be flown from government buildings

@libsoftiktok 3h
JUST IN: Salt Lake City Mayor Erin Mendenhall (D) has proposed adopting three new flags as "official" city flags in order to circumvent Utah state law banning political and non-official flags from government buildings.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 03:47 PM (mlg/3)
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Boise and Salt Lake City are coming out in favor of the fag flag?

Judgment Day must be nigh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 03:48 PM (YqDXo)

199 Shhh! Be vewy quiet! I'm looking for popes!
- Cardinal Fudd

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 07, 2025 03:48 PM (w4rYw)

200 This is coordinated

@libsoftiktok 5h
Boise City Council just passed a resolution recognizing the pride flag as an official city flag to circumvent Idaho law which only allows official city, state and federal flags be flown from government buildings

@libsoftiktok 3h
JUST IN: Salt Lake City Mayor Erin Mendenhall (D) has proposed adopting three new flags as "official" city flags in order to circumvent Utah state law banning political and non-official flags from government buildings.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 03:47 PM (mlg/3)

RINO cuck legislatures left a massive and obvious loophole in the law.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 03:48 PM (l3YAf)

201 I vote for Ted Nugent

Posted by: Otto Pen at May 07, 2025 03:48 PM (sJHOI)

202
Jesuits have been a problem for centuries.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla

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I thought I settled their hash, but nooooo....

Posted by: Clement XIV at May 07, 2025 03:49 PM (QnmlO)

203 I don't understand people who watch long videos for breaking news.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

Cause they are illiterate?

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2025 03:49 PM (lpgaA)

204 Massive and obvious loophole

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 03:48 PM (l3YAf)
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Now *that's* what should be on their flag

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 03:49 PM (RxTC7)

205
Given that Hank Greenberg was the last great Jewish athlete, I think they won that trade.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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Per noted historian Adam Sandler, Rod Carew?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 07, 2025 03:49 PM (k/U8Z)

206 How are her boobs?
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 03:46 PM (77rzZ)

You knew this but Cardinal Sarah is a Black man and quite conservative. He might not be in boobie jokes about himself.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 03:49 PM (/29TY)

207 I suppose you don't care a pinch of Owl Dung about Pope then?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:43 PM (8avO+)
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That's a great story.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 03:47 PM (6YdsJ)

Fountainhead of a lifelong hatred of Little Mac. No fan of John Pope, but Mac was a traitor.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:49 PM (8avO+)

208 166 I’m not weighing in until I hear what Father Guido Sarduchi has to say.
Posted by: Turn 2 at May 07, 2025 03:44 PM (6TlG5)

https://tinyurl.com/3j57t672

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 07, 2025 03:50 PM (pIfcn)

209 Well hello there you fine thing.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 03:46 PM (RxTC7)

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Hello, Ellipsis my love.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2025 03:50 PM (DRSnL)

210 203 I don't understand people who watch long videos for breaking news.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

Cause they are illiterate?
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2025 03:49 PM (lpgaA)

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I don't even use that as a crutch!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

211 You knew this but Cardinal Sarah is a Black man and quite conservative. He might not be in boobie jokes about himself.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 03:49 PM (/29TY)

He would likely say we were milking his name.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 03:51 PM (RxTC7)

212 Jesuits are sure they're the brains of th Church. Unfortunately, they did what all post-war academics did.

Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:51 PM (6Kw5g)

213 The last non-cardinal pope was Pope Urban VI, who reigned from 1378-1389. He had been a bishop at the time of his election.

The last pope who had not previously served as bishop, but was bestowed the title of cardinal prior to the conclave, was Pope Gregory XVI, who reigned from 1831-1846.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2025 03:51 PM (tOcjL)

214 Jesuits being assholes were one of the major contributing factors to Japan cutting off all contact with the West in the early 17th century.


Well, I think the specific issue was the Spanish literally talking about how they were going to use the RCC to take over Japan in front of the Japanese

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 03:51 PM (t0Rmr)

215 I think people use long videos for background noise, so they feel less lonely and think less.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:52 PM (2VST1)

216 Blessings on the conclave!

Posted by: m at May 07, 2025 03:52 PM (CQE5S)

217 193 YouTube recommended me two separate 30 minute long videos about a leak of Assassin's Creed's 6 year plan.

I do not nearly care enough about Assassin's Creed to watch 30 minute videos about it, but I was curious enough to want to know more.

So, I searched for it and found a Reddit post, about 200 words total, that told me everything. Got the information in about 25 seconds.

I don't understand people who watch long videos for breaking news.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

Here's a 45-minute video explaining the value of watching 30-minute videos for breaking news:

https://tinyurl.com/njfxb2pn

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2025 03:52 PM (UGyV5)

218
Fountainhead of a lifelong hatred of Little Mac. No fan of John Pope, but Mac was a traitor.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:49 PM (8avO+)

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This Grant fellow is just a drunken muleskinner who's throwing away the lives of our boys. We need someone like George McClellan, who understands the norms of war.

Posted by: GOPe in 1864 at May 07, 2025 03:52 PM (QnmlO)

219 Jordan's back! Hey Jordan! *waves to Jordan* We missed you!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2025 03:52 PM (PiwSw)

220 The last non-cardinal pope was Pope Urban VI, who reigned from 1378-1389.
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Also possibly certifiably nuts.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 03:52 PM (6YdsJ)

221 Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2025 03:50 PM (DRSnL)

Nothing is the same without you. But it's fine. Really.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 03:52 PM (RxTC7)

222 Sandy Koufax.
Haven't kept up with it to know if there have been more since.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:42 PM (8avO+)

There was that WR Edleman with my Patriots.

He was a gamer.

Posted by: Bob Kraft, NFL Owner Who Likes The Yellow at May 07, 2025 03:52 PM (imQ+3)

223 LOL

CBC news is talking about a Canadian porn deep fake guy.

Videos include Emma Watson, Scarlett Johannson and AOC!

Lol.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 03:52 PM (jvJvP)

224 202 I thought I settled their hash, but nooooo....
Posted by: Clement XIV at May 07, 2025 03:49 PM (QnmlO)

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I think a new Clement would be cool to have.

Let's go Clement XV!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

225 PS - And technically, a Pope can be voted in at any age, so we could get an aged 80+ Pope elected, even though he can't be at the conclave.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2025 03:53 PM (tOcjL)

226 I saw Jesuits Being Assholes open for Men Without Hats at Great Woods back in 92.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 03:53 PM (RxTC7)

227 Joe Rogan Shocked by CIA Scientist’s Claims About How Many Crashed UFOs the U.S. Has
. . . .
Former CIA scientist Dr. Hal Puthoff made headlines this week after claiming on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast that the United States government has recovered more than ten non-human craft since the 1940s, with additional unidentified aerial phenomena reportedly retrieved by foreign nations.

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And that technology has been turned over to Elon Musk.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 03:53 PM (L/fGl)

228 CBC news is talking about a Canadian porn deep fake guy.

Videos include Emma Watson, Scarlett Johannson and AOC!

Lol.


Peek 2025 is the FNM going on about the danger of political deep fakes only to see people use them to make pron.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 03:53 PM (t0Rmr)

229 214 Jesuits being assholes were one of the major contributing factors to Japan cutting off all contact with the West in the early 17th century.


Well, I think the specific issue was the Spanish literally talking about how they were going to use the RCC to take over Japan in front of the Japanese
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 03:51 PM (t0Rmr)

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Jesuits buying up land and refusing any sort of loyalty to the Shogun while trying to meddle in governmental affairs certainly didn't help.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

230 Cardinal Sarah for the true Catholic win.
Posted by: LASue
.......

Subaru Popemobile?

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2025 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

231 I suppose you don't care a pinch of Owl Dung about Pope then?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:43 PM (8avO+)
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That's a great story.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 03:47 PM (6YdsJ)

Fountainhead of a lifelong hatred of Little Mac. No fan of John Pope, but Mac was a traitor.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:49 PM (8avO+)

my Great Great Grandfather was in the Union Artillery at 2nd Bull Run. In the grand attack his 6 guns were holding back the attacking Rebs near the middle of the line till their ammo was gone...no resupply from DC. As they retired followed at a distance a gun carriage was smashed and they stopped and slung the cannon under a caisson and when done walked off the field.

A very similar thing happened at Chancellorsville AND Gettysburg.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:53 PM (8avO+)

232 🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes
@StuffForSisters
May 5
The conclave is so close the excitement is papable

Posted by: m at May 07, 2025 03:54 PM (CQE5S)

233 200 This is coordinated

@libsoftiktok 5h
Boise City Council just passed a resolution recognizing the pride flag as an official city flag to circumvent Idaho law which only allows official city, state and federal flags be flown from government buildings

@libsoftiktok 3h
JUST IN: Salt Lake City Mayor Erin Mendenhall (D) has proposed adopting three new flags as "official" city flags in order to circumvent Utah state law banning political and non-official flags from government buildings.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 03:47 PM (mlg/3)

RINO cuck legislatures left a massive and obvious loophole in the law.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 03:48 PM (l3YAf)

Guys, they just want to be seen.

Everywhere. All the time. On everything.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 03:54 PM (KbCG3)

234 Columbia Public Safety unsuccessfully attempted to stop them.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

They need big nets
Posted by: vmom


I'll clear the library with two hand held fire extinguishers.

But you're gonna need medical on standby.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 03:54 PM (xt/H7)

235 The Medici pope wasn't even a priest.

Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:54 PM (6Kw5g)

236 Cardinal Weasel has a ring to it. What do you think?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2025 03:54 PM (PiwSw)

237 If the US recovered any alien spacecraft they got nothing out of them.

For all the interest in the grow of tech over the last few generations each new theory/application/device has a history you can see leading up to it.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 03:54 PM (t0Rmr)

238 Max Fried of the Yankees is a nice Jewish boy and a damn good pitcher

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 03:54 PM (vmkyp)

239 When you don't get chosen for Pope they say don't be too disappointed it's just a Papal Cut.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 03:55 PM (RxTC7)

240 I mostly just want a pope more than X.

It's been a long time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:55 PM (GBKbO)

241 The Binford Smokealator 6000. For all your papal selection projects.

Remember: If it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else makes it.

Posted by: Tim The Toolman Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:55 PM (T0oeS)

242 I vote for Ted Nugent
Posted by: Otto Pen at May 07, 2025 03:48 PM (sJHOI)



How awesome would that be?

Pope Nuge I

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

243 Cardinal Weasel has a ring to it. What do you think?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2025 03:54 PM (PiwSw)
__________________

I'd prefer Cardinal Bubba Kingfish.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 03:55 PM (YqDXo)

244 We missed you!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2025 03:52 PM (PiwSw)

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I miss you guys, too. A lot.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2025 03:55 PM (DRSnL)

245
Max Fried of the Yankees is a nice Jewish boy and a damn good pitcher
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 03:54 PM (vmkyp)

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Alex Bregman. SuperJew!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2025 03:55 PM (QnmlO)

246 Fuckin Jesuits

Posted by: Toranaga-Sama at May 07, 2025 03:56 PM (2UnvF)

247 For all the interest in the grow of tech over the last few generations each new theory/application/device has a history you can see leading up to it.
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This is an Ancient Alien tactic.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 03:56 PM (pZ64F)

248 one of the top selling video games right now is a re-release of The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion, almost 20 years old. They remastered the graphics in Unreal engine and added some new voice lines and quests, and its selling like crazy.

The most recent new big game releases are all bombing horribly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:56 PM (2VST1)

249 I miss you guys, too. A lot.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2025 03:55 PM (DRSnL)
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See you Saturday?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 03:57 PM (6YdsJ)

250 God,
Please send the Holy Spirit to kick ass in the conclave, and have these Cardinals - who mostly don't deserve that title - elect a Pope who will fight the Rainbow Menace with everything available.

Amen.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 07, 2025 03:57 PM (D0HYP)

251 The only new release that had any real interest for me was the latest Warhammer game but I think it would make me motion sick.

Oh well...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 03:57 PM (t0Rmr)

252 Max Fried of the Yankees is a nice Jewish boy and a damn good pitcher

Pitchers don't count as athletes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:57 PM (2VST1)

253 >> For all the interest in the grow of tech over the last few generations each new theory/application/device has a history you can see leading up to it.

Dude, they have soft-serve ice cream machines you can have in your home now! Show me the history leading up to that.

We truly live in an age of wonders.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 03:58 PM (l3YAf)

254 See you Saturday?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 03:57 PM (6YdsJ)

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Yes! I'm bringing my new puppy. Oh, and my husband.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2025 03:58 PM (DRSnL)

255 248 one of the top selling video games right now is a re-release of The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion, almost 20 years old. They remastered the graphics in Unreal engine and added some new voice lines and quests, and its selling like crazy.

The most recent new big game releases are all bombing horribly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:56 PM (2VST1)

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Seems to me like the main consumer of video games are middle-aged guys who just want to recreate their favorite moments from 20 years ago.

Also, Half-Life 3 is rumored to be playable end to end at Valve's offices right now with a potential release before the end of the year. With GTAVI getting delayed to next year, it makes it possible Valve would consider releasing it, if they have it at all.

Rumors of Half-Life 3 have floated for 20 damn years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

256 237 If the US recovered any alien spacecraft they got nothing out of them.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 03:54 PM (t0Rmr)

How bad is your day when you travel insane distances through cold space, dealing with radiation, food and tons of other challenges, BUT THEN CRASH ON EARTH.

WTH?

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 03:58 PM (jvJvP)

257 Descent was the ultimate motion sickness game.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 03:58 PM (RxTC7)

258 So a Jesuit is a massive heretical gayballz racist? What a shock.

Posted by: Jesuits? More like Faguits at May 07, 2025 03:58 PM (TbWk/)

259 @libsoftiktok 3h
JUST IN: Salt Lake City Mayor Erin Mendenhall (D) has proposed adopting three new flags as "official" city flags in order to circumvent Utah state law banning political and non-official flags from government buildings.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 03:47 PM (mlg/3)

RINO cuck legislatures left a massive and obvious loophole in the law.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 03:48 PM (l3YAf)

This means that protestors can now burn the flags and its federally protected free speech!

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:58 PM (8avO+)

260 I'd prefer Cardinal Bubba Kingfish.
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Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 03:59 PM (Dv3i1)

261 >> Pitchers don't count as athletes

Catchers do most of the work. Especially if they’re Power Catchers.

Posted by: David Hogg at May 07, 2025 03:59 PM (l3YAf)

262 I don't mean to say the Church can't course-correct. It's done so several times through its long-ass history. It's not going away anytime soon. They'll change things up at some point. I just don't think 2025 is one of those years.

You're gonna get some Communist child buggerer and sneak thief, because this is Current Year.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 03:59 PM (BI5O2)

263 Well, I think the specific issue was the Spanish literally talking about how they were going to use the RCC to take over Japan in front of the Japanese
Posted by: 18-1

The Chinese Emperors, on the other hand, loved them some Jesuits, who would bring them clocks and other cool Western gadgets.

Also, they were useful in diplomatic dealings with the West. In 1689, it was two Jesuits who assisted in the negotiations between the Chinese and the Russians that resulted in the Treaty of Nerchinsk, China's first treaty with a European power. The treaty was done in three languages: Russian, Mancu, and Latin.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 03:59 PM (77rzZ)

264 How awesome would that be?

Pope Nuge I
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
......

Have to modify the Popemobile: 4x4 with big mudders and a roll cage.

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2025 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

265 Seems to me like the main consumer of video games are middle-aged guys who just want to recreate their favorite moments from 20 years ago.

PC games yeah, but console and like switch games, they are much younger in audience. And I do bet that nostalgia doe play a pretty big part, but so does really crappy content coming out combined with obnoxious political shoehorning.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:59 PM (2VST1)

266 I am not Catholic but hope it's not another Marxist

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2025 03:59 PM (ypFCm)

267 If the US recovered any alien spacecraft they got nothing out of them.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 03:54 PM (t0Rmr)

How bad is your day when you travel insane distances through cold space, dealing with radiation, food and tons of other challenges, BUT THEN CRASH ON EARTH.

WTH?

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 03:58 PM (jvJvP)

That's what happens when you buy expired alcohol someone filled with laxatives to make the full bottle.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 03:59 PM (VNX3d)

268 How bad is your day when you travel insane distances through cold space, dealing with radiation, food and tons of other challenges, BUT THEN CRASH ON EARTH.

WTH?

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 03:58 PM (jvJvP)

I heard the SF writer theory that UFOs are bored/drunk Grad students getting caught screwing around with the equipment.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:00 PM (8avO+)

269 one of the top selling video games right now is a re-release of The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion, almost 20 years old. They remastered the graphics in Unreal engine and added some new voice lines and quests, and its selling like crazy.

The most recent new big game releases are all bombing horribly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:56 PM (2VST1)
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One of my coworkers is playing the remastered Oblivion and enjoys it a lot. I don't have room on my home computer for another 125 GB game...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 04:00 PM (7fElN)

270 Max Fried of the Yankees is a nice Jewish boy and a damn good pitcher
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 03:54 PM (vmkyp)




Then he should be added to the pamphlet on famous Jewish sports heroes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

271 265 Seems to me like the main consumer of video games are middle-aged guys who just want to recreate their favorite moments from 20 years ago.

PC games yeah, but console and like switch games, they are much younger in audience. And I do bet that nostalgia doe play a pretty big part, but so does really crappy content coming out combined with obnoxious political shoehorning.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:59 PM (2VST1)

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I'm finally playing through Half-Life 2's sequel episodes on my Steam Deck.

Fun stuff. 20 years old.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

272 Yes! I'm bringing my new puppy. Oh, and my husband.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2025 03:58 PM (DRSnL)
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Yo, youngster!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 04:00 PM (tT6L1)

273 Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "should we do it?"
The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?"
The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it."
So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out.
The friend says "well, did you get the money?"
He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"

Posted by: Stop me if you've heard it at May 07, 2025 04:00 PM (T0oeS)

274 269 One of my coworkers is playing the remastered Oblivion and enjoys it a lot. I don't have room on my home computer for another 125 GB game...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 04:00 PM (7fElN)

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Dune 2000 is, like, 500 mb.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

275 Yes! I'm bringing my new puppy. Oh, and my husband.

Make sure you don't mix up their food

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:00 PM (2VST1)

276 He said he becomes "agitated" when people say it is time for an American, African, or "South Islander" pope. "I think that is so stupid," he opined. "It's time for the successor of Peter for 2025."

Something tells me this loves successive peters.

Posted by: Check his hard drive at May 07, 2025 04:01 PM (TbWk/)

277 I've got a theme song for Conclave.

Posted by: C.W. McCall at May 07, 2025 04:01 PM (eStot)

278 I think having a rainbow flag as an official flag for any state or city is ridiculous. When I see it at my local municipal office I inwardly groan? What ? No flag for straight residents? Could we just fly the US flag and the state flag and maybe the county flag?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 04:01 PM (42Vb+)

279 Catholic Charities was grifting USAID $.
How much got kicked to that Red Pope?

Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2025 04:01 PM (m4ZZk)

280 Shorter version: Jesuits Worried Next Pope Might be Catholic

Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2025 04:01 PM (YwEeS)

281 50 Pope.

Pope.

Pope.

Pope of Rome.

Pope.

Pope.

Pope of Rome.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea


Ah, Pope, Pope, Pope, Pope, Pope Of Rome
Pope, Pope, Pope, Pope, Pope Of Rome
Pope Of Rome (oh, Pope, Pope, Pope, Pope, Pope Of Rome)
Bless my hand (ah, Pope, Pope, Pope, Pope, Pope Of Rome)
Pope Of Rome (oh, Pope, Pope, Pope, Pope, Pope Of Rome)
You got me kneelin' and a prayin', singin' and hosahnnin'
Pope Of Rome, Pope, Pope, Pope, Pope Of Rome

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2025 04:02 PM (aBgBM)

282
Rumors of Half-Life 3 have floated for 20 damn years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)



They did finally come out with Duke Nukem, so there's a chance....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

283 I've got a theme song for Conclave.
Posted by: C.W. McCall at May 07, 2025 04:01 PM (eStot)
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Back off, poseur.

Posted by: Deep Purple at May 07, 2025 04:02 PM (tT6L1)

284 year. With GTAVI getting delayed to next year, it makes it possible Valve would consider releasing it, if they have it at all.

Rumors of Half-Life 3 have floated for 20 damn years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

Even if it still had the same graphics as episode 2, I'd buy it.

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 07, 2025 04:02 PM (/6GbT)

285 Helluva coincydink.

Rapes Triple in Spain Amid Migration Surge

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 04:02 PM (L/fGl)

286 278 I think having a rainbow flag as an official flag for any state or city is ridiculous. When I see it at my local municipal office I inwardly groan? What ? No flag for straight residents? Could we just fly the US flag and the state flag and maybe the county flag?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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But what if Idaho is a gay state?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 04:03 PM (Dv3i1)

287 282
Rumors of Half-Life 3 have floated for 20 damn years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)


They did finally come out with Duke Nukem, so there's a chance....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

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I just hope Valve's standards are higher than 2K's.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

288 I heard the SF writer theory that UFOs are bored/drunk Grad students getting caught screwing around with the equipment.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:00 PM (8avO+)
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Teasers - you know, they find some Earthling no one will ever believe and strut up and down wearing antennas and making "beep beep" noises. Rather childish, really.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 04:03 PM (6YdsJ)

289 Max Fried of the Yankees is a nice Jewish boy and a damn good pitcher

Pitchers don't count as athletes
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:57 PM (2VST1)

These days when they pitch a half an inning and cry about it. I remember the guff when Sparky Anderson would take out pitchers who were tired in inning 7. In those days even the closer would pitch 120 innings .

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:03 PM (8avO+)

290 Hey, we're sitting right here...

Posted by: National Association for the Advancement of Alleutian Cardinals at May 07, 2025 04:03 PM (T0oeS)

291
But what if Idaho is a gay state?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 04:03 PM (Dv3i1)

Boise is a liberal bastion.. The rest of Idaho not so much

Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2025 04:03 PM (VE6XX)

292 284 Even if it still had the same graphics as episode 2, I'd buy it.
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 07, 2025 04:02 PM (/6GbT)

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They still hold up shockingly well.

But one of the reasons Half-Life 3 development stopped at one point over the last 20 years (one of several stops) was because Valve wanted to focus on their new engine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

293 14 We had flowers that grew outside the house when I was a little kid that my parents called "pope's noses." I am not even sure that was their real name
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:24 PM (2VST1)

I vaguely recall my devoutly Catholic mother referring to the portion of the turkey that flew over the fence last as 'the pope's nose'.

I have a theory - if you're not allowed to mock it - it's not the one with power. Example - Catholics - and everyone else - make fun of Catholicism all the time. Nobody dares do that to Islam. Why? Because Islam is so afraid that if you see the ridiculousness of their premise, it all falls apart. Christianity says 'go ahead. We've withstood persecution 2000 years. Ain't gonna go away now'.

Other examples girl bosses vs real bosses; LGBTQ#$%^^ Vs. the normal people, etc.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 07, 2025 04:04 PM (QGaXH)

294 Baldur's Gate.

A lot of fun...

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 04:04 PM (jvJvP)

295 But what if Idaho is a gay state?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 04:03 PM (Dv3i1)

I thought America’s Official Gay State was Florida. It’s even shaped like a you-know-what.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 04:04 PM (l3YAf)

296 The problem with all these game companies is that not only is nobody left in them that made the old games that people loved, they have like 10 times the employees now, and half the talent, if that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:05 PM (2VST1)

297 Boise is a liberal bastion.. The rest of Idaho not so much
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2025 04:03 PM (VE6XX)
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Yeah, Boise was finally swamped by the rest of ID. Amuses me immensely.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 04:05 PM (tT6L1)

298
I just hope Valve's standards are higher than 2K's.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 04:03 PM (GBKbO)



I liked Duke Nukem.

I have some of the drops on my phone.

DOUCHE!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

299 Catholic Charities was grifting USAID $.
How much got kicked to that Red Pope?
Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2025 04:01 PM (m4ZZk)

The Judge who was arrested for interfering with ICE had been a high up person in Catholic Charities, presumably running refugees about the country.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:05 PM (8avO+)

300 I thought America’s Official Gay State was Florida. It’s even shaped like a you-know-what.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

Too bad it's so far from the Lower Peninsula of Michigan.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 04:05 PM (77rzZ)

301 298 I liked Duke Nukem.

I have some of the drops on my phone.

DOUCHE!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

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Well, Duke Nukem 3D isn't exactly the same as Duke Nukem Forever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

302 I've got a theme song for Conclave.

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What if...it is all decided, and this pomp is all a cover for a House Party in the Sixtine Chapel, and all they do is sit around eating, drinking, and gossiping, and then somebody says "it's time!" and they burn some paper ? I mean , it's all very secretive !

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2025 04:06 PM (g47mK)

303 Yo, youngster!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 04:00 PM (tT6L1)

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Hi Blake!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2025 04:06 PM (DRSnL)

304 You knew this but Cardinal Sarah is a Black man and quite conservative. He might not be in boobie jokes about himself.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 03:49 PM (/29TY)


That would be Cardinal Tiffani

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 04:06 PM (gKWVE)

305 The rapes in Spain are mainly on the plain.

Posted by: Finishing school at May 07, 2025 04:06 PM (T0oeS)

306 Cardinal Czerny is concerned that the Cardinals may actually elect, you know, a Catholic.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 07, 2025 04:07 PM (ZmEVT)

307
Well, Duke Nukem 3D isn't exactly the same as Duke Nukem Forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 04:06 PM (GBKbO)



Valid point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

308 Hi Blake!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2025 04:06 PM (DRSnL)
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Are you still bringing a victim, I mean, your son, to TX?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 04:07 PM (tT6L1)

309 Because Islam is so afraid that if you see the ridiculousness of their premise, it all falls apart.

The Quran specifically states that God will deal with people who disrespect the faith, but then it also says to literally chop the heads off unbelievers so...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:07 PM (2VST1)

310 Salt Lake City Mayor Erin Mendenhall (D) has proposed adopting three new Pope's?
as "official" city flags in order to circumvent Utah state law banning political and non-official flags from government buildings.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 03:47 PM (mlg/3)

RINO cuck legislatures left a massive and obvious loophole in the law.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 03:48 PM

This means that protestors can now burn the flags and its federally protected free speech!
Posted by: Oldcat
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I'm waiting for the giant penis flag to fly over Utah.

Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2025 04:08 PM (m4ZZk)

311 Cardinal Czerny is concerned that the Cardinals may actually elect, you know, a Catholic.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 07, 2025 04:07 PM (ZmEVT)
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According to the video, over 100 of the cardinals were appointed by Frankie. So...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 04:08 PM (6YdsJ)

312 Are you still bringing a victim, I mean, your son, to TX?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 04:07 PM (tT6L1)

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Hopefully.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2025 04:08 PM (DRSnL)

313 Mackerel snapper party.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 07, 2025 04:08 PM (w4rYw)

314 How long do Papal conclaves usually last?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 04:08 PM (SZhls)

315 Cardinal Czerny's a power bottom

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 07, 2025 04:08 PM (xcxpd)

316 I think having a rainbow flag as an official flag for any state or city is ridiculous. When I see it at my local municipal office I inwardly groan? What ? No flag for straight residents? Could we just fly the US flag and the state flag and maybe the county flag?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 04:01 PM (42Vb+)

I think having any flag for a city is pretty lame. The flag is to lead your soldiers into battle. Cities don't have that. Though I had a friend who designed a flag for his own nation that was part of the backyard.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:09 PM (8avO+)

317 I likes the Elder Scrolls, stuff.. I'm such a nerd I made an excel file to help me level up efficiently so I could maximize all attributes...

yup..

nerd.

Posted by: Inogame at May 07, 2025 04:09 PM (53oGX)

318 Until the hooch runs out.

Posted by: Just the punchline at May 07, 2025 04:09 PM (T0oeS)

319 >>> 311 Cardinal Czerny is concerned that the Cardinals may actually elect, you know, a Catholic.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 07, 2025 04:07 PM (ZmEVT)
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According to the video, over 100 of the cardinals were appointed by Frankie. So...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 04:08 PM (6YdsJ)

... it's a target-rich environment for smiting???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 07, 2025 04:09 PM (Vqx30)

320 314 How long do Papal conclaves usually last?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 04:08 PM (SZhls)

They last until they select a Pope.

That said, I'm sure everyone wants to get out of there and go home, so probably only a few days.

Kind of like jury deliberations.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 04:09 PM (uCjyK)

321 Cue "The Vatican Rag". Goes to YouTube.

https://tinyurl.com/3d2pmssp

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 07, 2025 04:10 PM (5xuJ/)

322 An African pope could be as consequential as a Polish pope was a few years ago.

Posted by: pawn at May 07, 2025 04:10 PM (pZHAc)

323 >> Though I had a friend who designed a flag for his own nation that was part of the backyard.

Petoria?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 04:10 PM (l3YAf)

324 Cardinal Michael Czerny, a Jesuit

Posted by: IrishEi at May 07, 2025 04:10 PM (3ImbR)

325 How long do Papal conclaves usually last?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 04:08 PM (SZhls)
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Well, I think one conclave finally ended when the faithful got tired of the Cardinals not getting the job done, so, they cut off food and water until the Conclave capitulated, I mean, elected a new Pope.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 04:10 PM (tT6L1)

326 299 Catholic Charities was grifting USAID $.
How much got kicked to that Red Pope?
Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2025 04:01 PM (m4ZZk)

The Judge who was arrested for interfering with ICE had been a high up person in Catholic Charities, presumably running refugees about the country.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:05 PM (8avO+)

Catholic Charities has been a money maker for some parts of the Church for years, by grifting and ignoring such niceties as immigration law. The collapse of it because of USAID getting Doged is not a bad think, at all. What really pisses me off is the special collections they used to get in church, as if they needed my $10 to do "charity" work. It isn't charity if you take our taxes to do it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 04:10 PM (a4NoL)

327 320 They last until they select a Pope.

That said, I'm sure everyone wants to get out of there and go home, so probably only a few days.

Kind of like jury deliberations.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 04:09 PM (uCjyK)

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Hangin' with your bros, playing Call of Duty to the wee hours of the morning, not having to deal with admin stuff back home?

This could go for months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

328 What if...it is all decided, and this pomp is all a cover for a House Party in the Sixtine Chapel, and all they do is sit around eating, drinking, and gossiping, and then somebody says "it's time!" and they burn some paper ? I mean , it's all very secretive !
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2025 04:06 PM (g47mK)

Well if you stop in 20 minutes nobody will think you tried.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:10 PM (8avO+)

329 They last until they select a Pope.
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Once it lasted over a year. Whoever was running Rome at the time got fed up and had their roof removed and reduced them to a diet of bread and water.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 04:11 PM (6YdsJ)

330 314 How long do Papal conclaves usually last?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 04:08 PM (SZhls

According to the news a few days, but once 3 years.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 04:11 PM (jvJvP)

331 324 Cardinal Michael Czerny, a Jesuit
Posted by: IrishEi at May 07, 2025 04:10 PM (3ImbR)

I forget what movie I heard it in, but I think it was Michael Caine saying something like, "The Jebbies? They're still in the Church?"

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 04:11 PM (a4NoL)

332 How long do Papal conclaves usually last?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 04:08 PM (SZhls)

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Shortest Conclave was one day. The longest was three years from 1268 to 1271.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2025 04:11 PM (2UnvF)

333 Though I had a friend who designed a flag for his own nation that was part of the backyard.

Petoria?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 04:10 PM (l3YAf)

I believe he named it Zatar.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:12 PM (8avO+)

334 An African pope could be as consequential as a Polish pope was a few years ago.
Posted by: pawn

That Polish pope helped bring down Communism.

Let's hope an African pope can bring down Islam.

I might even become a Catholic if a pope could do that.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 04:12 PM (77rzZ)

335 330 According to the news a few days, but once 3 years.
Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 04:11 PM (jvJvP)

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"This conclave has gone for 10 days, something that hasn't happened in decades. It's unprecedented."
-some newsreader's gonna say it

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

336 How long do Papal conclaves usually last?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 04:08 PM (SZhls)

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Shortest Conclave was one day. The longest was three years from 1268 to 1271.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2025 04:11 PM (2UnvF)

What are the odds we'll see a new record?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 04:12 PM (VNX3d)

337 How long do Papal conclaves usually last?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 04:08 PM (SZhls)
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2-5 days generally. Most end in 3 days.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 07, 2025 04:12 PM (3ImbR)

338 Cardinal Voldemort will do the right thing, I'm sure.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2025 04:12 PM (PiwSw)

339 Hangin' with your bros, playing Call of Duty to the wee hours of the morning, not having to deal with admin stuff back home?

This could go for months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

That's the flip side. I think there was definitely an element of that in the good old days. Which is why they had to make rules about what kind of food the cardinals ate, etc.

Prior to that, I imagine going to Rome to eat and drink like an animal while officially working sounded like a great excuse for a mini vacation.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 04:12 PM (uCjyK)

340 They should do it like a gender reveal.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 04:12 PM (RxTC7)

341 321 Cue "The Vatican Rag". Goes to YouTube.

https://tinyurl.com/3d2pmssp

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 07, 2025 04:10 PM (5xuJ/)

Sweet.. Have all 3 CDs.

Posted by: Stateless.. 25% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 07, 2025 04:13 PM (jvJvP)

342 Kind of like jury deliberations.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 04:09 PM (uCjyK)

Yeah, I’m still not convinced that guy was guilty of murder, but I had to feed my cat. I forgot to get someone to feed my cat.

Plus, those chairs are hell on hemorrhoids

Posted by: Juror #10 at May 07, 2025 04:13 PM (l3YAf)

343 Pope Mayhem has a certain je ne sais quoi to it.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 07, 2025 03:36 PM (2J/Lj)

You've got my vote!!!

Posted by: pookysgirl, not Pope material at May 07, 2025 04:13 PM (Wt5PA)

344 Is Elder Scrolls the game with the Barbarian guy with a horned helmet and some elf wizardess that wields magic while wearing thigh high boots?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 04:13 PM (t0Rmr)

345
The fastest way to get these folks to make a choice quickly is to make sure the food is bad, and the beds are hard.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 07, 2025 04:13 PM (IifOV)

346 How long do Papal conclaves usually last?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Until we get white smoke.
Stats on the last 5.
https://is.gd/TF9wpj

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 07, 2025 04:14 PM (olkOV)

347 It is really odd to me the fixation the news has with the pope, given how most of them are actively hostile toward Christianity and think the Roman Catholic Church needs to be investigated by the DOJ.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:14 PM (2VST1)

348 So, why aren't the Jesuits considered heretics?

Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2025 04:14 PM (UnA8+)

349 Honestly, I think it would be hysterical if someone in the Vatican didn’t care about their job and decided to fuck with everyone and send up a big puff of orange smoke.!

Posted by: keena at May 07, 2025 04:14 PM (RiTnx)

350 Seeking the guidance of the Lord God Almighty does that have an assigned time?

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 04:14 PM (PCK5/)

351 I'll take the cardinals in 4

Posted by: Theodore N at May 07, 2025 04:14 PM (Y7Xr6)

352 The most recent new big game releases are all bombing horribly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

The game Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 has been getting good press and is currently rated at 4.6 out of 5 on Xbox store. It’s a non woke fantasy RPG put out by a small studio.

https://shorturl.at/kfyfc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 04:14 PM (L/fGl)

353 ... it's a target-rich environment for smiting???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 07, 2025 04:09 PM (Vqx30)

Oh SMOD, where art thou?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 04:15 PM (a4NoL)

354 345
The fastest way to get these folks to make a choice quickly is to make sure the food is bad, and the beds are hard.
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So go full hospital on them, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 04:15 PM (pZ64F)

355 Is Elder Scrolls the game with the Barbarian guy with a horned helmet and some elf wizardess that wields magic while wearing thigh high boots?

Half right, the barbarian thing. The armor and clothing tends to be pretty reasonable in the Elder Scrolls games. That doesn't stop modders from turning the women into zeppelin-breasted anime dolls wearing a metal bikini.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:15 PM (2VST1)

356 254 See you Saturday?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 03:57 PM (6YdsJ)

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Yes! I'm bringing my new puppy. Oh, and my husband.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2025 03:58 PM (DRSnL)

Nice!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 07, 2025 04:15 PM (xcxpd)

357 Yeah, I’m still not convinced that guy was guilty of murder, but I had to feed my cat. I forgot to get someone to feed my cat.

Plus, those chairs are hell on hemorrhoids
Posted by: Juror #10 at May 07, 2025 04:13 PM (l3YAf)

Happens allll the time. Poll the jury -- "oh, I changed my vote after 2 days." "why?" "well, I don't know. We'd been there for 2 days, and it just seemed easier than trying to convince other people to switch to my side of the argument."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 04:15 PM (uCjyK)

358 Here at the Brattleboro Episcopal Church and Women's Reproductive Choice Center, we pray that our Catholic friends consider electing an underrepresented LGBTQ++ trans positive trauma affirming feminist genderqueer pope so we can bring Christianity to everyone!

We will be flying the rainbow flag high as we wait on the smoke. Amen. And a-woman.

Posted by: Right Reverand Mary Clogenstein Jr. at May 07, 2025 04:15 PM (sIQXG)

359 Hangin' with your bros, playing Call of Duty to the wee hours of the morning, not having to deal with admin stuff back home?

This could go for months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 04:10 PM (GBKbO)


Especially when someone starts turning water into wine.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2025 04:15 PM (W/lyH)

360 Is Elder Scrolls the game with the Barbarian guy with a horned helmet and some elf wizardess that wields magic while wearing thigh high boots?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 04:13 PM (t0Rmr)

No he really is an elder so they model wheezing on the up slopes and getting a backache from the 45 swords in your backpack.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:15 PM (8avO+)

361 How long do Papal conclaves usually last?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 04:08 PM (SZhls)

In the 1200s one lasted 3 years.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2025 04:16 PM (lpgaA)

362 The game Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 has been getting good press and is currently rated at 4.6 out of 5 on Xbox store. It’s a non woke fantasy RPG put out by a small studio

Yeah the smaller game companies have been putting out some solid stuff, its the big "AAA" companies that have been crapping out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:16 PM (2VST1)

363 359 Hangin' with your bros, playing Call of Duty to the wee hours of the morning, not having to deal with admin stuff back home?

This could go for months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 04:10 PM (GBKbO)


Especially when someone starts turning water into wine.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2025 04:15 PM (W/lyH)

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"Who's turn is it to burn the ballots? You're staying sober today."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

364 I have no faith in The men voting. But with God anything can happen. The Roman's say that a skinny pope always follows a fat one. Meaning historically the conclave elects a conservative after a liberal and a liberal after a conservative.

Who knows. We'll find out eventually. Where's Joe Sarto when you need him....

Posted by: Keep praying at May 07, 2025 04:16 PM (vYNTx)

365 Cardinal Michael Czerny, a Jesuit...

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All I need to know.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2025 04:16 PM (RIvkX)

366 Interesting factoid: The last Pope who was elected on the first vote was Pius XII in 1939. It is historically less than 5% over 250+ Popes. Historians attribute the quick vote in '39 to being during WW2 in Europe, assuming the Cardinals didn't want to show instability.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2025 04:16 PM (2cS/G)

367 I'm a little slow on the uptake -- it just now occurred to me that I ought to be praying about the next Pope and asking God to give the job to a follower of Christ instead of a servant of Marx.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 07, 2025 04:17 PM (Sf2cq)

368 Half right, the barbarian thing. The armor and clothing tends to be pretty reasonable in the Elder Scrolls games. That doesn't stop modders from turning the women into zeppelin-breasted anime dolls wearing a metal bikini.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:15 PM (2VST1)

In the new games the wokes who make the women ugly have run into the immovable wall of modders who want even to make the ladies at least attractive.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:17 PM (8avO+)

369 Hope they count all the mail in ballots

Posted by: Theodore N at May 07, 2025 04:17 PM (Y7Xr6)

370 348 So, why aren't the Jesuits considered heretics?
Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2025 04:14 PM (UnA8+)

Bishop Morlino of Madison of late memory was raised a Jesuit, but he had a spine of steel and was far to intellectual and holy to stick with it. I expect he is a saint in heaven for standing up to the Soviet Socialist Republic of Madison WI.

Most Jesuits go astray, and it is primarily because so many of them are homosexuals. Others are just left over hippies from the 60's, and their time is coming to an end.

An awful lot of them are, indeed, heretics, and they live in their own echo chamber.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 04:17 PM (a4NoL)

371 369 Hope they count all the mail in ballots
____

Is that what those envelopes at the end of the pew are for?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 04:18 PM (Dv3i1)

372 Interesting factoid: The last Pope who was elected on the first vote was Pius XII in 1939. It is historically less than 5% over 250+ Popes. Historians attribute the quick vote in '39 to being during WW2 in Europe, assuming the Cardinals didn't want to show instability.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2025 04:16 PM (2cS/G)

Voting during a war? That’s some crazy shit man.
- Zelensky

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 04:18 PM (ImXfC)

373 Interesting factoid: The last Pope who was elected on the first vote was Pius XII in 1939. It is historically less than 5% over 250+ Popes. Historians attribute the quick vote in '39 to being during WW2 in Europe, assuming the Cardinals didn't want to show instability.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2025 04:16 PM (2cS/G)

Or the secret fact that that pope actually DID have 20 divisions of troops.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:18 PM (8avO+)

374 It would be cool if the Conclave was all Thunder Dome.

The one cardinal that survives becomes Pope after emerging naked from the conflagration like Daenerys Targaryen from the temple of the Dosh Khaleen.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 07, 2025 04:18 PM (4bbGl)

375 In the new games the wokes who make the women ugly have run into the immovable wall of modders who want even to make the ladies at least attractive.

Oblivion remake has "body type A and Body type B" instead of male and female choices. Modders fixed that within like 5 minutes of release. Nexus Mods banned that mod and got hammered so badly by customers and social media they reversed it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:19 PM (2VST1)

376 352 The game Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 has been getting good press and is currently rated at 4.6 out of 5 on Xbox store. It’s a non woke fantasy RPG put out by a small studio.

https://shorturl.at/kfyfc
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 04:14 PM (L/fGl)

They also sold out of the entire print run of Physical Copies within a week and you can't get it if you don't want to be stuck with just a digital version.

Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2025 04:19 PM (UnA8+)

377 That doesn't stop modders from turning the women into zeppelin-breasted anime dolls wearing a metal bikini.
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You say that like its is a bad thing.

Personally, I think the invention of the jiggle code might have been the greatest advance in programming in my lifetime.

Posted by: Keep praying at May 07, 2025 04:19 PM (vYNTx)

378 well, pookysgirl, you probably had fewer kids than Alexander VI did

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 04:19 PM (gKWVE)

379 Do they have Buicks full of ballots in the Vatican? Or I guess more like Fiats full of ballots.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 04:19 PM (ImXfC)

380
I always thought Big Al Delvecchio from Happy Days looked like he'd make a good Pope. Plus he'd say "yeh,yeh,yeh,yeh,yeh" after prayers.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 07, 2025 04:19 PM (IifOV)

381
@libsoftiktok 5h
Boise City Council just passed a resolution recognizing the pride flag as an official city flag to circumvent Idaho law which only allows official city, state and federal flags be flown from government buildings

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Zero difference between the “Pride” flags and Nazi flags. They serve the exact same purpose to tell you who is in control.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 07, 2025 04:19 PM (LRNu1)

382 358 Here at the Brattleboro Episcopal Church and Women's Reproductive Choice Center, we pray that our Catholic friends consider electing an underrepresented LGBTQ++ trans positive trauma affirming feminist genderqueer pope so we can bring Christianity to everyone!

We will be flying the rainbow flag high as we wait on the smoke. Amen. And a-woman.
Posted by: Right Reverand Mary Clogenstein Jr. at May 07, 2025 04:15 PM (sIQXG)

This literally has already happened:

NBC reported:

Ahead of a men-only conclave, activists will release pink smoke near the Vatican
Astha Rajvanshi

The Women’s Ordination Conference, which promotes female priesthood, told Reuters on Monday that it plans to release pink smoke from a hill near the Vatican hours before the conclave starts.

Activists from the Women's Ordination Conference release pink smoke

“The exclusion of women from the conclave, and from ordained ministry, is a sin and a scandal,” Executive Director Kate McElwee said in a statement. “A group of ordained men meeting behind closed doors to make a consequential decision about the future of the church is textbook ‘old boy’s club.’”

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 07, 2025 04:20 PM (B9Prs)

383 Interesting factoid: The last Pope who was elected on the first vote was Pius XII in 1939. It is historically less than 5% over 250+ Popes. Historians attribute the quick vote in '39 to being during WW2 in Europe, assuming the Cardinals didn't want to show instability.
Posted by: Lincolntf

According to the Sedevacantists, Pius XII was the last true Pope. His successor, John XXIII, convened Vatican II, as a result of which he and all his successors since are illegitimate.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 04:20 PM (77rzZ)

384 Yeah the smaller game companies have been putting out some solid stuff, its the big "AAA" companies that have been crapping out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:16 PM (2VST1)

You can't have administrative rot when its just a few people with some ideas.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:20 PM (8avO+)

385 Elder scrolls is the game with the Club Outfit Elf wizardess: https://tinyurl.com/mvtjpcfx

But the cinematics were very well done.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 04:21 PM (t0Rmr)

386 340 They should do it like a gender reveal.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 04:12 PM (RxTC7)

Fireworks and exploding balloons that bring on a miscarriage?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 04:21 PM (a4NoL)

387 "The exclusion of women from the conclave, and from ordained ministry, is a sin and a scandal"

"Oh we'll be fixing that soon enough"
--College of Cardinals

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:21 PM (2VST1)

388 Yeah the smaller game companies have been putting out some solid stuff, its the big "AAA" companies that have been crapping out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:16 PM (2VST1)

Helldivers 2

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2025 04:21 PM (lpgaA)

389 Well, I won't declare a favorite until after the swimsuit competition.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 04:21 PM (L/fGl)

390 “A group of ordained men meeting behind closed doors to make a consequential decision about the future of the church is textbook ‘old boy’s club.’”
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Curious how they would describe the men that were the Apostles.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 04:21 PM (Dv3i1)

391 Pope Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2025 04:22 PM (PiwSw)

392 Elder scrolls is the game with the Club Outfit Elf wizardess:

Their best trailer was the Breton Knight one.

But Elder Scrolls Online is not really very closely related to the actual Elder Scrolls games like Oblivion, Morrowind, And Skyrim

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:22 PM (2VST1)

393 This Boise thing shows once again that red state or blue state doesn’t make a difference when it comes to cities over a certain size. They’re all run by communists. Boise and San Francisco and Austin and NYC are all run by the same people. They just happen to be in states that differ politically.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 04:22 PM (ImXfC)

394 According to the Sedevacantists, Pius XII was the last true Pope. His successor, John XXIII, convened Vatican II, as a result of which he and all his successors since are illegitimate.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 04:20 PM (77rzZ)
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If pope and antipope meet, do they annihilate each other.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 04:22 PM (6YdsJ)

395 Fireworks and exploding balloons that bring on a miscarriage?

Son of a gun!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 07, 2025 04:23 PM (w4rYw)

396 Well, I won't declare a favorite until after the swimsuit competition.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Cardinal Sarah oughta win that one handily.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 04:23 PM (77rzZ)

397 If pope and antipope meet, do they annihilate each other.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 04:22 PM (6YdsJ


Or do they create a third pope?

Posted by: John XXIII of Pisa at May 07, 2025 04:23 PM (gKWVE)

398 If pope and antipope meet, do they annihilate each other.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 04:22 PM (6YdsJ)

Usually what happens is they excommunicate each other.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 07, 2025 04:23 PM (B9Prs)

399 According to the Sedevacantists, Pius XII was the last true Pope. His successor, John XXIII, convened Vatican II, as a result of which he and all his successors since are illegitimate.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 04:20 PM (77rzZ)

I think you will find a lot more Catholics thinking it was Pius X that was the last true Pope. There are a few of the sedevacantists who believe it was Pius XII, but most believe the rot goes back farther than John XXIII.

Some objected to John taking a name that a Pope already had, even though the original was considered an anti-Pope.

And most of us consider Cranky Franky to have been an anti-Pope because he was elected after engineering B16 to abdicate.

You will find all sorts of conspiracy theorists in and out of the Church.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 04:24 PM (a4NoL)

400
Time for a little Clement the XlV action?
Posted by: MkY at May 07, 2025 03:40 PM (cPGH3)



The original John XXIII. General, pirate, lawyer, antipope. When he was tried at the Council of Konstance, after each charge was read, he waved his hand and responded "I have done worse than that". Eventually in frustration, the prosecution asked him what was the worst thing he had done.

"I allowed myself to be brought here."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2025 04:24 PM (y9nCu)

401 Their best trailer was the Breton Knight one.


The one where he fights the barbarian guy before the latter goes to find the necromancer? Yeah I liked that one

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 04:24 PM (t0Rmr)

402 So the Pope.czlls.all the Cardinals and Bishops to Rome for a big announcement. He stands on the little balcony and calls for calm.
Pope says, "I got good news and bad news. The good news is
"Jesus is back!"
The crowd goes crazy. Bells.ring. men weep.
Pope raises his hands for silence.
"The bad news is he's in Salt Lake City."

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2025 04:24 PM (W/lyH)

403 I'm all for traditionalism, but the last legitimate Pope, to me, was Pope John Paul II.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2025 04:24 PM (2cS/G)

404 I wanted to make a Schrodinger’s Pope snark, but it just does not work☹️

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 04:24 PM (PCK5/)

405 Well, I won't declare a favorite until after the swimsuit competition.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Cardinal Sarah oughta win that one handily.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 04:23 PM (77rzZ)

Until you remember it’s a bunch of old queens doing the judging..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 04:24 PM (l3YAf)

406 “A group of ordained men meeting behind closed doors to make a consequential decision about the future of the church is textbook ‘old boy’s club.’”
_____

Curious how they would describe the men that were the Apostles.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 04:21 PM (Dv3i1)

They should send a dozen good old mother superiors to that author to smack their hands with a ruler for insolence. The scare stories about nuns with rulers were legend, though I got it once.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:24 PM (8avO+)

407 What if there’s an actual fire? Fire department would think it’s a vote smoke.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 04:24 PM (ImXfC)

408 Just for the record I think that gender reveal parties are some of the most crass, pointless, millennial stupid greed I have ever seen in my life. Baby showers and birth celebrations aren't enough, lets have ANOTHER party for you to have to bring gifts to! How about you just wait and see what you get when the baby is born? It worked for thousands of years of human history...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:24 PM (2VST1)

409 When an antipope transitions, xhe becomes an unclepoope.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 04:24 PM (77rzZ)

410 391 Pope Nancy Pelosi?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2025 04:22 PM (PiwSw)

They'd have to delouse her first...

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 04:25 PM (a4NoL)

411 I'm all for traditionalism, but the last legitimate Pope, to me, was Pope John Paul II.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2025 04:24 PM (2cS/G)

I think the one who was forced out was ok. That's why they forced him out.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:25 PM (8avO+)

412 If pope and antipope meet, do they annihilate each other.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 04:22 PM (6YdsJ)

They form one mega-pope and eject one to three high-velocity, subatomic popinos.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 04:26 PM (i24o9)

413 Pope Nancy Pelosi?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2025 04:22 PM (PiwSw)

They'd have to delouse her first...

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 04:25 PM (a4NoL)

You mean kill Nancy?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 04:26 PM (i24o9)

414 The scare stories about nuns with rulers were legend, though I got it once.

I loved in Blues Brothers where the scary nun beats the living hell out of them for blasphemy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:26 PM (2VST1)

415 412 If pope and antipope meet, do they annihilate each other.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 04:22 PM (6YdsJ)

They form one mega-pope and eject one to three high-velocity, subatomic popinos.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 04:26 PM (i24o9)

Lol

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 04:26 PM (PCK5/)

416
I have laughed so much reading this thread. We have so many clever and funny people here.

Posted by: fourseasons at May 07, 2025 04:26 PM (3ek7K)

417 If we could only have Japanese Colonel Sander's HFC Restaurants - life would be good.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 04:27 PM (pZ64F)

418 How about you just wait and see what you get when the baby is born? It worked for thousands of years of human history...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:24 PM (2VST1)

And if something goes horribly wrong? Until the child is born, nobody is out of the woods. Probably not great to celebrate until you know.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 04:27 PM (a4NoL)

419 In the 1200s one lasted 3 years.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2025 04:16 PM (lpgaA)

Hopefully this one won't. They're all older men, yes? If it last three years there might not be anyone left.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 04:27 PM (6RN9t)

420 You will find all sorts of conspiracy theorists in and out of the Church.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Yes. This is one of the reasons this Protestant is fascinated with the Papacy.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 04:27 PM (77rzZ)

421 Yeah, Benedict didn't bother me, but he also had very little impact as far as I can tell. John Paul II was more "legit" is my lazy way of saying he was more impactful.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2025 04:27 PM (2cS/G)

422
I think the one who was forced out was ok. That's why they forced him out.


Supposedly he agreed to go in contrition for not doing enough to stop the molestation scandal.

Of course his replacement, The Red Pope, full on endorsed the molestors themselves claiming the victims were anti-christs.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 04:27 PM (t0Rmr)

423 Do they sit around and find the Pope in the Pizza??

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 04:28 PM (PCK5/)

424 awful lot of them are, indeed, heretics, and they live in their own echo chamber.
==
Many degreed intellectuals. Not always a bad thing, but they are prone to intellectual pride. They think they can solve things with innovation.

Newsflash: You aren't here to fix the world, or save the planet you are here to fix yourself as best you can before you die. As a priest you confect, confess, baptize etc. You aren't running the UN or saving the whales or legitimizing the current cultural preferences of the public. You point to the rules, you admonish, forgive as necessary and instruct on the long term benefits of virtue using real life current and historical examples. It's a great job. Aside from the poverty, terrible hours, unpopularity, loneliness, lousy Healthcare and retirement.

Posted by: Keep praying at May 07, 2025 04:28 PM (vYNTx)

425 If we could only have Japanese Colonel Sander's HFC Restaurants - life would be good.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 04:27 PM (pZ64F)
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Honshu Fried Chicken?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at May 07, 2025 04:28 PM (6YdsJ)

426 Im not Catholic or religious. But I do find the whole spectacle of choosing a pope pretty cool.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 04:28 PM (ImXfC)

427 Doesn't CBD have a good recipe for popinos?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2025 04:29 PM (PiwSw)

428 >>> 427 Doesn't CBD have a good recipe for popinos?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2025 04:29 PM (PiwSw)

Gotta sous vide that shit.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 07, 2025 04:29 PM (Vqx30)

429 340 They should do it like a gender reveal.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 04:12 PM (RxTC7)
~~~~~

Where do you think the idea for gender reveals came from?!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 07, 2025 04:30 PM (3ImbR)

430 They have never made an Irish Pope, have they??

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 04:31 PM (PCK5/)

431 Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2025 03:58 PM (DRSnL)
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NEW PUPPY?!?!

Posted by: Weasel at May 07, 2025 04:31 PM (cIOlQ)

432 430 They have never made an Irish Pope, have they??
Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 04:31 PM (PCK5/)

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I seriously doubt an Irish pope would be any good these days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 04:31 PM (GBKbO)

433 Im not Catholic or religious. But I do find the whole spectacle of choosing a pope pretty cool.

people like and I would argue need pomp and ritual in our lives.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:32 PM (2VST1)

434 They have never made an Irish Pope, have they??
Posted by: tubal

Yeah, as I mentioned above, I think that's odd.

You'd think they woulda elected one during the English Reformation just to stick it to the Tudors or the Puritans.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 04:32 PM (77rzZ)

435 Given that Hank Greenberg was the last great Jewish athlete, I think they won that trade.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Sandy Koufax was Jewish.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at May 07, 2025 04:32 PM (vcOmj)

436 I thought the Church believed in multiculturalism? Just not in their yard? Hmmm....

Posted by: Alexander Scipio at May 07, 2025 04:32 PM (029Oi)

437 433 Im not Catholic or religious. But I do find the whole spectacle of choosing a pope pretty cool.

people like and I would argue need pomp and ritual in our lives.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:32 PM (2VST1)

Well there is the Met Gala, after all….

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 04:33 PM (PCK5/)

438 You will find all sorts of conspiracy theorists in and out of the Church.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Yes. This is one of the reasons this Protestant is fascinated with the Papacy.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 04:27 PM (77rzZ)

Was reading a book about the early early Papacy and how much of its development was due to having to take on the secular rule of the city when the Lombards were taking the interior and hill country. They then needed lands outside the city to provide the accustomed welfare for the city and had lands in Sicily to do so. Then they needed a foreign policy to play the Lobards off each other. Every so often the Byzantines would haul off one to be jailed for some transgression.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:33 PM (8avO+)

439

We've got a great big conclave voting through the night
We've got a great big conclave, ain't it a beautiful sight?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2025 04:33 PM (63Dwl)

440 Have the "experts" ever said Trump was doing anything right or good?

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 04:33 PM (RxTC7)

441 431 Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2025 03:58 PM (DRSnL)
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NEW PUPPY?!?!
Posted by: Weasel at May 07, 2025 04:31 PM (cIOlQ)


*give Daddy the side-eye*

Posted by: FSJ and Gertie at May 07, 2025 04:33 PM (PiwSw)

442 430 They have never made an Irish Pope, have they??
Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 04:31 PM (PCK5/)

That'd be green smoke.

Posted by: m at May 07, 2025 04:34 PM (CQE5S)

443 If they elect a black conservative, the left will freak out.

So I hope they do it!

Make Catholicism Catholic again. Bring back the real Mass. And get rid of the Kiss of Peace thing.

Posted by: PJ at May 07, 2025 04:34 PM (RRCAT)

444 Every so often the Byzantines would haul off one to be jailed for some transgression.
Posted by: Oldcat

Yeah. They sent one Pope into exile in the Crimea.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 04:34 PM (77rzZ)

445 364 I have no faith in The men voting. But with God anything can happen. The Roman's say that a skinny pope always follows a fat one. Meaning historically the conclave elects a conservative after a liberal and a liberal after a conservative.

Who knows. We'll find out eventually. Where's Joe Sarto when you need him....
Posted by: Keep praying at May 07, 2025 04:16 PM (vYNTx)

Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio ?

Our nation turns it's lowly (lonely?) eyes to you....

Where's Joe Isuzu when you need him?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 07, 2025 04:34 PM (QGaXH)

446 Well, maybe the RC's can-if they have not already done so- consider asking the intercession of Pope John Paul II to pray for the conclave and a good, solid conservative to be chosen but I expect he's already praying.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 04:34 PM (6RN9t)

447 @436 Have you seen the Cardinals? More diverse than a Multicultural Studies class at your local State U.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2025 04:35 PM (2cS/G)

448 Yeah, as I mentioned above, I think that's odd.

You'd think they woulda elected one during the English Reformation just to stick it to the Tudors or the Puritans.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 04:32 PM (77rzZ)

Until recently you could not travel to the conclave from Ireland much less be elected. Then most of the Cardinals were Italian.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:35 PM (8avO+)

449 Why not a Jamaican Pope?
Everyone will want to get in on that smoke

Posted by: gKWVE at May 07, 2025 04:35 PM (gKWVE)

450 Chinese Pope would be lit…

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 04:36 PM (PCK5/)

451 Have the "experts" ever said Trump was doing anything right or good?
Posted by: ...

Hollywood Reporter, Spike Lee: Trump Is Silencing His Critics!

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You can hardly find any criticism of Trump!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 04:36 PM (L/fGl)

452 Until recently you could not travel to the conclave from Ireland much less be elected.

Why was that? Did the English prohibit it?

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 04:36 PM (77rzZ)

453 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2025 04:36 PM (PiwSw)

454 Interesting factoid: The last Pope who was elected on the first vote was Pius XII in 1939. It is historically less than 5% over 250+ Popes. Historians attribute the quick vote in '39 to being during WW2 in Europe, assuming the Cardinals didn't want to show instability.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2025 04:16 PM (2cS/G)

Or the secret fact that that pope actually DID have 20 divisions of troops.
Posted by: Oldcat

Pope Pius XII was the Secretary of State to Pope Pius X. There is a great book out about him during WWII, called "Church of Spies", about the Vatican running agents and working assassination plots against Hitler during the war. This book is based on material that just was made public 10-12 years ago. It's well researched and a great read, like a thriller spy novel. There is another book that takes the same information and takes an alternate track, very critical of Pius XII.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at May 07, 2025 04:37 PM (vcOmj)

455 Yeah, as I mentioned above, I think that's odd.

You'd think they woulda elected one during the English Reformation just to stick it to the Tudors or the Puritans.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 04:32 PM (77rzZ)

Travel time. Storms at sea, contrary winds. And they don't wait a long time to get started.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 04:38 PM (8avO+)

456 Chinese Pope would be lit…
Posted by: tubal

Wouldn't trust him. Frankie was always smooching Xi's ass.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 04:38 PM (77rzZ)

457 They have never made an Irish Pope, have they??
Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 04:31 PM (PCK5/)

That'd be green smoke.
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Popes by country
Africa
Turkey Argentina
Croatia England France Germany Greece Italian peninsula byzantine Palestine Dutch Poland Portugal Syria Spain.

No micks.

Posted by: Keep praying at May 07, 2025 04:38 PM (vYNTx)

458 https://www.vatican.va

Posted by: m at May 07, 2025 04:45 PM (CQE5S)

459 Sandy Koufax was Jewish.

See above about pitchers not being athletes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 04:48 PM (2VST1)

460 The Women's Ordination Conference?

Pffff... The Ordination Conference for Women!!

Posted by: Monty Python at May 07, 2025 04:48 PM (T0oeS)

461 Word on the street is BO and DNC rigged the election paying off the 'Slimes and Chi Comms, so we can expect a mulatto crippled dwarf (B.O.) as the next honcho wif duh high holy hardware. See if YOU can puff out white smoke from your bong. . . .Anyway . . .

Posted by: Ray at May 07, 2025 04:48 PM (5wLuE)

462 And 45 minutes later you'd have to confess again.

Posted by: Just the punchline at May 07, 2025 04:49 PM (T0oeS)

463
https://www.georgetown.edu/news/conclave-history

Posted by: m at May 07, 2025 04:58 PM (CQE5S)

464 We are all sedevacantists now.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at May 07, 2025 05:06 PM (ZmEVT)

465
I read that-

Czerny wants the Dalai Lama to be the New Pope.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2025 05:09 PM (iJfKG)

466 I'll probably regret this, but why would your dick sue your balls?

Thank you for asking that. I pretty much slept through Genitalia Litigation in law school.

Posted by: Nelly at May 07, 2025 05:15 PM (pSknm)

467 Smoke on the Tiber.

A fire in the sky.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 08, 2025 06:59 AM (+6ukn)

A "Foreign Aid" Official Who Blocked DOGE from Seeing Agency Records Had a Personal Reason to Stop the Audit

Would you believe that he was diverting taxpayer money to a "friend" who then kicked back "secret payments" to his bank account?

Luke Rosniak at Daily Wire:


A foreign aid official who refused the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) access to his agency's financial records may have had a reason to keep auditors out: he steered illicit contracts to a friend who sent him secret payments, according to a law enforcement affidavit obtained by The Daily Wire.

Mathieu Zahui, chief financial officer of the African Development Foundation, refused to grant DOGE access to its books and told the White House that the agency would not acknowledge President Donald Trump's appointee as chairman of the board. After a dramatic showdown in March, DOGE physically took over the building with U.S. Marshals, but control of the agency is now the subject of a lawsuit objecting to "swooping in with DOGE staff, demanding access to sensitive information systems" -- an objection that reads differently in light of the criminal probe.

For years, workers at the small, USAID-adjacent federal agency focused on Africa have told oversight bodies about allegations of self-dealing, procurement violations, and mysterious offshore bank accounts, many of them involving Zahui. But little was done about it, several told The Daily Wire.


One action that raised eyebrows was Zahui's insistence on directing both grants and contracts to a company in Kenya called Ganiam Ltd. According to spending records, it was awarded nearly $800,000 in contracts without competition. For example, a one-year, $350,000 contract for "transport, travel, relocation" services was executed in March 2020, when few people were traveling or holding conferences because of coronavirus.

According to a search warrant application uncovered by The Daily Wire, USAID's inspector general established by August 2024 that the company's owner had secretly wired money to Zahui's personal bank account at times that matched up with the federal contracts. To date, the Department of Justice has not charged either man with a crime.

Ganiam Ltd. is owned by Maina Gakure, whom Zahui has known for decades. Both worked at the Department of Veterans Affairs in San Diego and later moved to Fairfax, Virginia. Gakure had been in charge of awarding contracts at the VA, then created his own company designed to get government construction contracts by taking advantage of a minority preference program. It was called Ganiam LLC and was based out of a house in Virginia. Gakure similarly created a company based in Kenya called Gakure Ltd. The African Development Foundation is permitted by law to give grants only to African entities.

In January 2024, inspector general agents interviewed Zahui about the Ganiam contracts, and he acknowledged having known Gakure personally since 1999, and having been to his apartment. He "could not explain why the contract with Ganiam was sole-sourced instead of being competitively bid," the agents wrote.


Zahui was named chief financial officer of the federal agency after he declared bankruptcy and had his house foreclosed on. He acknowledged to investigators that the travel contract was executed after COVID had already shut down travel. He told them the contract was actually used for IT services, but since Ganiam had no expertise in IT, it subcontracted it to a different company. A Department of the Treasury contracting official told the agents that was not allowed.

Read the whole thing. They're stealing us blind, and the Democrat Party protects them, because they all kick back to Democrat Party hacks.

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1 narf!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 02:10 PM (D7oie)

2 I have been assured that employees of the federal bureaucracy are honest brokers of the people's will and only do the honest and good thing to advance America's interest without any concern towards personal profit or political concern.

I was assured!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

3 I used to think that theft was a limited problem.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 02:13 PM (D7oie)

4 >>> Mathieu Zahui

Ah, a good Polish fellow. I think I saw him at the local bar drinking Zywiec last week.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 02:13 PM (uCjyK)

5 Stickholm syndrome? Battered wife syndrom? Both?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 07, 2025 02:13 PM (QSrLX)

6 The D party consists of corrupt parasites. Parasites don't like it when the host rejects them and act accordingly. Lots of people need to go to prison or swing from the end of a rope. Judges included.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 07, 2025 02:14 PM (JNTt1)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Corruption? No way.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Mathieu Zahui is just doing the thievery and treason that Americans won't do!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 02:14 PM (uCjyK)

10

I can't believe there are crooked people in our government who steal from us.

Posted by: four seasons at May 07, 2025 02:15 PM (3ek7K)

11 Zywiec? Harnas!

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 07, 2025 02:15 PM (QSrLX)

12 Mathieu Zahui


Gesundheit!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

13 * eyes tightly shut *
* hands over ears *

Lalalalalalalala, I can't hear you!

Burn down Tesla!

Posted by: MSM at May 07, 2025 02:15 PM (Dv3i1)

14 Read the whole thing.

Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM

No. I know how the story ends.

And today is travel day. I'm off to spend the weekend in misery.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2025 02:15 PM (kgPGi)

15 8 Corruption? No way.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

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It is not possible for a federal bureaucrat to be corrupt or to misspend any funds against the law.


They are made more moral upon hiring by mere fact of being federal bureaucrats.

They become the New Socialist Federal Man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:15 PM (GBKbO)

16 No. I know how the story ends.

And today is travel day. I'm off to spend the weekend in misery.
Posted by: BurtTC

Where are you going?

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:16 PM (77rzZ)

17
If only Joy Anne Reid was still employed at MSNBC to denounce this criminal probe as the racist witch-hunt it obviously is.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 02:17 PM (U7Gpi)

18 Maybe we can convert some of those now-empty DC office buildings into prisons, populated entirely by the same people who used to work there as employees.

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2025 02:17 PM (pMi6S)

19 Remember when AOC told us Congress needed a pay raise otherwise they'd resort to less savory methods of enrichment?

I guess this is what she meant.

Posted by: JasonG at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (3+0We)

20 11 Zywiec? Harnas!
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 07, 2025 02:15 PM (QSrLX)

I prefer my hang overs be horrible and make me feel like I'm dying, but that the beer is suspiciously cheap, which is why when it comes to Polish beers, I only drink Zywiec!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (uCjyK)

21 >>>Read the whole thing. They're stealing us blind, and the Democrat Party protects them, because they all kick back to Democrat Party hacks.

Meh. They'll just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (i24o9)

22 I used to think that theft was a limited problem.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 02:13 PM (D7oie)

I used to think locality pay fraud was impossible because of the multiple layers of approval you have to go through.

More fool, I.

I have always believed - even when I worked in it - that the government was slow-moving, wasteful, and exponentially too large.

Then I got fired because I wouldn't sic my agents on a particular group of Americans.

Even aside from how personally I was wronged, I readily accept that - in general - people employed by the government, from GS-2's all the way to (and particularly) the SES ranks knowingly and actively find ways to fuck us harder whilst enriching themselves.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (oSeBJ)

23 I’m totally shocked that an African in charge of a Federal agency for sending taxpayer money to Africa was skimming off the top and not sending 100% to Africa where it would be embezzled by local African grifters instead.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (l3YAf)

24 Corruption all they way down and sideways. I'm sure the GOP not wanting to take votes and codify the DOGE savings is any way related.

Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (G0vdT)

25
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

But seriously, this infuriates me. This is clearly a guy who knows that Americans are suckers for any claims by "marginalized communities" and what you need is NOT subject-matter expertise but knowledge of How To Work The System.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (U7Gpi)

26 This reporting is from the Daily Wire. Just curious, has NYT or WashPost or WSJ reported on their own investigations yet?

Hahahaa, just kidding. I amuse myself.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (Dv3i1)

27 Well, it is Clown World.

Lesbian lead character of HBO's “Last of Us” tells bisexual lover she’s excited to become a dad

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 02:19 PM (L/fGl)

28 Let me guess. Mathieu Zahui is another scamming Amish guy right? RIGHT?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 07, 2025 02:19 PM (17s+e)

29 But Trump said pussy!

Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2025 02:19 PM (xhfG9)

30 O'Keefe is supposed to come out with a bombshell report in the near future. He claims it's so bad he went into hiding for fear of being murdered. Maybe it has something to do with this corruption.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 02:19 PM (/U5Yz)

31 Lesbian lead character of HBO's “Last of Us” tells bisexual lover she’s excited to become a dad
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 02:19 PM (L/fGl)



HBO should be launched to the sun.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

32 Zahui

Gesundheit.

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2025 02:20 PM (pMi6S)

33 23 I’m totally shocked that an African in charge of a Federal agency for sending taxpayer money to Africa was skimming off the top and not sending 100% to Africa where it would be embezzled by local African grifters instead.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (l3YAf)

He was just adding efficiency to the system, really.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 02:20 PM (uCjyK)

34 31 HBO should be launched to the sun.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

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The Righteous Gemstones is funny, tho...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:20 PM (GBKbO)

35 If I were this Zahui guy, I'd get a judge to issue a TRO against Trump, maybe shuffle a few more hundred thousands into the offshore bank accounts while it winds its way through the courts.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 02:20 PM (Dv3i1)

36
I’m totally shocked that an African in charge of a Federal agency for sending taxpayer money to Africa was skimming off the top and not sending 100% to Africa where it would be embezzled by local African grifters instead.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

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And I'm totally shocked that a non-American in charge of the VA would short American veterans in favor of hookers, blow, and diamonds.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 07, 2025 02:20 PM (U7Gpi)

37 30 O'Keefe is supposed to come out with a bombshell report in the near future. He claims it's so bad he went into hiding for fear of being murdered. Maybe it has something to do with this corruption.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 02:19 PM (/U5Yz)

This corruption? This isn't "I'm going to be murdered" level of corruption, this is just how things work in government level of corruption.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 02:20 PM (uCjyK)

38 Kickbacks from contractors is a longstanding government tradition.

Posted by: huerfano at May 07, 2025 02:21 PM (n2swS)

39 But Trump said pussy!
Posted by: blaster

Well, he was talking to Mrs. Slocumbe.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:21 PM (77rzZ)

40 O'Keefe is supposed to come out with a bombshell report in the near future. He claims it's so bad he went into hiding for fear of being murdered. Maybe it has something to do with this corruption.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 02:19 PM (/U5Yz)



I would be it's different. Musk has that shit under control. I'm betting O'Keefe's thing is more of a child trafficking sex worker government employee democrat involved thing.

Purely a guess on my part, but.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

41 23 I’m totally shocked that an African in charge of a Federal agency for sending taxpayer money to Africa was skimming off the top and not sending 100% to Africa where it would be embezzled by local African grifters instead.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (l3YAf)


If you read the article it seems that is exactly what he was doing. Had a good buddy who had an African NGO he could send the money to. But also - the guy only got $10,000 over a number of years? That is such small potatoes. I suspect there is a ton of money somewhere in the Seychelles.

Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2025 02:22 PM (xhfG9)

42 Student group at Temple University says liberating Palestine will help "destroy the United States and capitalism"

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Say no more.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 02:22 PM (L/fGl)

43 Lesbian lead character of HBO's “Last of Us” tells bisexual lover she’s excited to become a dad
____

Let's see, post-apocolyptic story where no one but the protaganist can have a kid, and she turns out to be a lesbian? That explains the name "Last of Us".

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 02:22 PM (Dv3i1)

44 40 I would be it's different. Musk has that shit under control. I'm betting O'Keefe's thing is more of a child trafficking sex worker government employee democrat involved thing.

Purely a guess on my part, but.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

======

He's broken wide open the corruption of the knitting community.

Stolen patterns. Fraudulent mittens. Counterfeit yarn.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:22 PM (GBKbO)

45 1st pope vote has still not happened yet...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2025 02:22 PM (tOcjL)

46

These funds will impede the legitimate and ultimately necessary and critical research to alter intersystem, orbital mechanics and minimize the chance of a celestialbody collision by cutting off the clits of five year old girls and mutilating albinos!

Posted by: Prof. Jobobo, Afrophysicist at May 07, 2025 02:23 PM (rTz63)

47 I'm betting O'Keefe's thing is more of a child trafficking sex worker government employee democrat involved thing.

Purely a guess on my part, but.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)


I'm betting O'Keefe is overselling the impact of a bombshell?

Nah, that never happens.

Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2025 02:23 PM (xhfG9)

48
The Righteous Gemstones is funny, tho...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:20 PM (GBKbO)



I've seen ads for that. Nothing in the ads gives me any reason to even be remotely interested in it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

49 I watched the Conclave movie on Prime. It turns out the person they selected for Pope was a hermaphrodite and was gender confused. I should have known better to watch anything on Prime. F*ck Bezos.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 02:23 PM (/U5Yz)

50 The Mob manages $$$ much better than the federal bureaucracy. Much more honestly too.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 02:23 PM (cYBz/)

51 I'm betting O'Keefe is overselling the impact of a bombshell?

Nah, that never happens.
Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2025 02:23 PM (xhfG9)



Well........valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

52 If you read the article it seems that is exactly what he was doing. Had a good buddy who had an African NGO he could send the money to. But also - the guy only got $10,000 over a number of years? That is such small potatoes. I suspect there is a ton of money somewhere in the Seychelles.
Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2025 02:22 PM (xhfG9)

Sure, why not?

Anyways, quick -- let's dramatically increase the level of legal immigrants coming in to the US.

We NEED them here, because we are a bunch of lazy good for nothing fat slobs who can't do the important jobs, like stealing money from the tax payers.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 02:23 PM (uCjyK)

53 I remember when HBO only showed lesbians on Cinemax.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2025 02:23 PM (3NRK9)

54 48
The Righteous Gemstones is funny, tho...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:20 PM (GBKbO)


I've seen ads for that. Nothing in the ads gives me any reason to even be remotely interested in it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

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One either thinks Danny McBride is funny, or one does not think Danny McBride is funny.
-Sun Tzu

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:24 PM (GBKbO)

55 @6

>>The D party consists of corrupt parasites. Parasites don't like it when the host rejects them and act accordingly. Lots of people need to go to prison or swing from the end of a rope. Judges included.

The GOP has had control of the power of the purse for 24 of the last 32 years, this pretty much on them.

They are all POS, Corrupt, Lousy Rotten Sh*tHeels.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2025 02:24 PM (XV/Pl)

56 40 O'Keefe is supposed to come out with a bombshell report in the near future. He claims it's so bad he went into hiding for fear of being murdered. Maybe it has something to do with this corruption.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 02:19 PM (/U5Yz)


I would be it's different. Musk has that shit under control. I'm betting O'Keefe's thing is more of a child trafficking sex worker government employee democrat involved thing.

Purely a guess on my part, but.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

He's also a bit of a sensationalist, so there's that.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 02:24 PM (KbCG3)

57 On the scale of African Corruption, this scandal is just peanuts. The entire continent, from Cape Town to Tunis, from Dakar to Zanzibar, is a vast landscape of total corruption, from the presidents, prime ministers and warlords down to the lowliest villagers.

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2025 02:24 PM (pMi6S)

58 The Righteous Gemstones is funny, tho...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:20 PM (GBKbO)


I've seen ads for that. Nothing in the ads gives me any reason to even be remotely interested in it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
===

I watched an episode and had the same reaction. Danny MacBride is sign a show will not be funny but stupid.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 07, 2025 02:24 PM (17s+e)

59 send him to the New Improved Alcatraz

Posted by: kallisto at May 07, 2025 02:24 PM (dCxaZ)

60 Notice how even after the federal budget doubled under Biden the services it renders actual citizens were reduced?

Why?

Because most of that money went into the hands of connected uniparty members.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 02:25 PM (t0Rmr)

61 The Righteous Gemstones is funny, tho...
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I tried to watch one of those and gave up. What's the deal?

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 02:25 PM (pZ64F)

62 If you read the article it seems that is exactly what he was doing. Had a good buddy who had an African NGO he could send the money to. But also - the guy only got $10,000 over a number of years? That is such small potatoes. I suspect there is a ton of money somewhere in the Seychelles.
Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2025 02:22 PM (xhfG9)

My point is that the money was being embezzled even if this guy didn’t get a cut. A Federal agency sending money to Africa is like Jeffrey Epstein sending kids to Jimmy Savile.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 02:25 PM (l3YAf)

63
Um, can't help but notice the war between the pakis & injuns seems to be disappear.

Is it over?
Who won?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:25 PM (57wKv)

64 Supper time for the doggos used to be 6pm. It's now been walked back to 3pm with begging and displays of cuteness beginning at 2pm.

Posted by: Weasel at May 07, 2025 02:25 PM (FBprQ)

65 The GOP has had control of the power of the purse for 24 of the last 32 years, this pretty much on them.

They are all POS, Corrupt, Lousy Rotten Sh*tHeels.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2025 02:24 PM (XV/Pl)

Yep. Remember when the "wonky" Paul Ryan and his brain trust went over the entire federal budget and came to the conclusion that the only place that they could really cut any money at all was by raising the retirement age for people getting Social Security?

Seems like he may have missed a few things in his wonky deep dive, no?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 02:25 PM (uCjyK)

66 O'Keefe is supposed to come out with a bombshell report in the near future. He claims it's so bad he went into hiding for fear of being murdered. Maybe it has something to do with this corruption.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 02:19 PM (/U5Yz)

An expose on Big Penguin.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:26 PM (77rzZ)

67 He's also a bit of a sensationalist, so there's that.

Pretty much all of his stuff would be 24/7 MSM coverage for weeks if it was about Republicans. That doesn’t mean he’s wrong for trying to promote it anyway.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2025 02:26 PM (3NRK9)

68 They're stealing us blind
________

OT - Never understood the origin of this saying, so I looked, and found this the most satisfactory:

"Blind, as it is used in these phrases, is thought to have come from its use in early 20th century student slang meaning 'completely, totally.' With that in mind, to rob someone blind means 'to take absolutely everything from someone.'"

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 07, 2025 02:26 PM (UBKzV)

69 Lesbian lead character of HBO's “Last of Us” tells bisexual lover she’s excited to become a dad

Remember they just want to be able to get married and it will never ever have any impact on anyone else.

Posted by: Something I was told on this very blog at May 07, 2025 02:26 PM (t0Rmr)

70 This will be MDM-MSM Headline News in 3 .. 4 .. 5 ...

... despite Republicans pouncing, seizing, and committing the ultimate crime of noticing.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 02:26 PM (UZal8)

71 I'm betting O'Keefe is overselling the impact of a bombshell?

Nah, that never happens.
Posted by: blaster


His Going Dark video was overly dramatic.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 02:26 PM (/U5Yz)

72 Hate to be the proverbial fart in church but here goes...
NONE of these people will be held accountable for ANY of this malfeasance

Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 07, 2025 02:27 PM (1FWWQ)

73 They're stealing us blind, and the Democrat Party protects them
--------

And who protects the Democrat Party......

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 02:27 PM (RxTC7)

74 >>The D party consists of corrupt parasites. Parasites don't like it when the host rejects them and act accordingly. Lots of people need to go to prison or swing from the end of a rope. Judges included.

The GOP has had control of the power of the purse for 24 of the last 32 years, this pretty much on them.

They are all POS, Corrupt, Lousy Rotten Sh*tHeels.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2025 02:24 PM (XV/Pl)

Hang them all?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:27 PM (i24o9)

75 67 He's also a bit of a sensationalist, so there's that.

Pretty much all of his stuff would be 24/7 MSM coverage for weeks if it was about Republicans. That doesn’t mean he’s wrong for trying to promote it anyway.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2025 02:26 PM (3NRK9)

Don't get me wrong, in any other timeline the guy would be considered one of the greats.

But nobody is trying to kill O'Keefe.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 02:28 PM (KbCG3)

76 I watched the Conclave movie on Prime. It turns out the person they selected for Pope was a hermaphrodite and was gender confused. I should have known better to watch anything on Prime. F*ck Bezos.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Cardinals are watching ‘Conclave’ the movie for guidance on the actual conclave
The 2024 movie is proving a useful primer for clerics about to take part in the real thing to choose the next pope.
WWW.POLITICO.EU
https://www.politico.eu
/article/cardinals-watch-
Pconclave-movie-for-real-life-guidance/
Yes, the Catholic Church is participating in a tradition rooted in more than 1,000 years of church history, and to prepare, its top leaders are watching a woke Hollywood film where (spoiler warning) a secret hermaphrodite is elected pope.

-
I, too, look to Hollywood to resolve my trickier religious questions.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 02:28 PM (L/fGl)

77 I've reached the point with DOGE that I'm in the top photo:

https://tinyurl.com/4z5pwuzw

The others are just some additional comic relief.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 02:28 PM (VNX3d)

78 Lesbian lead character of HBO's “Last of Us” tells bisexual lover she’s excited to become a dad

--------------

OUT: Baby Mamas.
IN: Daddy Mamas.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 02:28 PM (UZal8)

79
O'Keefe has delivered on every single Sting op he's done. Not his fault the Fake News & Republican Cucks give his scoops A Good Leavin' Alone.

You People...

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:28 PM (57wKv)

80 I find it remarkable that so many federal contracts are total crap, signed by unsavory actors in the government. I worked for USACE, and the hoops we had to jump through to make sure all contracts were fairly awarded were astounding. If the slightest thing was not done correctly, the contracts were not awarded and we restarted the entire process. To find that other agencies just hand shit out to their friends blows my mind.

I guess USACE values integrity a bit more than agencies who are just handed money by Congress, but still, the veniality of it all is mind blowing.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:29 PM (a4NoL)

81 >> Remember when the "wonky" Paul Ryan and his brain trust went over the entire federal budget and came to the conclusion that the only place that they could really cut any money at all was by raising the retirement age for people getting Social Security?

I remember being promised he would shove grandma off a cliff. GOP couldn’t even deliver on that promise..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 02:29 PM (l3YAf)

82 Lesbian lead character of HBO's “Last of Us” tells bisexual lover she’s excited to become a dad
----------

Sure. Why not.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 02:29 PM (RxTC7)

83 Yep. Remember when the "wonky" Paul Ryan and his brain trust went over the entire federal budget and came to the conclusion that the only place that they could really cut any money at all was by raising the retirement age for people getting Social Security?

Seems like he may have missed a few things in his wonky deep dive, no?


They had a budget crises in a town near mine when the state finally stopped sending them COVID funds. See they had used those temporary funds to hire a bunch of permanent bureaucrats. The town demanded a massive tax increase or they'd fire a bunch of teachers and cops.

People looked through the town budget and found things like a new highly paid "climate change engineer" and argued why don't we cut positions like that first. The response? That office is too important to cut..!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 02:29 PM (t0Rmr)

84 I, too, look to Hollywood to resolve my trickier religious questions.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


And the religious arguments on this here blog.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:29 PM (77rzZ)

85 78 Lesbian lead character of HBO's “Last of Us” tells bisexual lover she’s excited to become a dad

--------------

OUT: Baby Mamas.
IN: Daddy Mamas.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 02:28 PM (UZal

Girls are stronk and empowered. The future is female!

But seriously, what is even a woman and why can't I just be a dad but with a vagina?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 02:29 PM (KbCG3)

86 57 On the scale of African Corruption, this scandal is just peanuts. The entire continent, from Cape Town to Tunis, from Dakar to Zanzibar, is a vast landscape of total corruption, from the presidents, prime ministers and warlords down to the lowliest villagers.
Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2025 02:24 PM (pMi6S)
There is iron, etc, and so forth in the words of zombie for all morons to see.
-However many Bears they is

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2025 02:29 PM (LHPAg)

87 Just another example of how we the people are merely servants of our governments' bureaucracies.

Feels so good that non elected folks have total control of our lives.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 07, 2025 02:29 PM (k1E2D)

88 Hate to be the proverbial fart in church but here goes...
NONE of these people will be held accountable for ANY of this malfeasance

Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 07, 2025 02:27 PM (1FWWQ)

Spoiler alert!

Come on, man.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:30 PM (i24o9)

89 Wait, there's a USACE?

Then what country is our Ace from?

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:30 PM (77rzZ)

90
O'Keefe could get people on video admitting to child sex trafficking with specific details and name Democrats involved, the Fake News would give it a Good Leaving Alone and You People would say O'Keefe sucks for being such an attention whore.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:31 PM (57wKv)

91 The Republicans and Democrats were poised to crack down on all this fraud but Trump is just too mean and a Nazi!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 07, 2025 02:31 PM (Vh9CX)

92 According to a search warrant application uncovered by The Daily Wire, USAID's inspector general established by August 2024 that the company's owner had secretly wired money to Zahui's personal bank account at times that matched up with the federal contracts.

To date, the Department of Justice has not charged either man with a crime.



Sorry. But if we don't start seeing arrests, perp walks & trials soon, we can pretty much shelve any thoughts that we will see any.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 02:31 PM (xt/H7)

93 >> I find it remarkable that so many federal contracts are total crap, signed by unsavory actors in the government. I worked for USACE, and the hoops we had to jump through to make sure all contracts were fairly awarded were astounding. If the slightest thing was not done correctly, the contracts were not awarded and we restarted the entire process. To find that other agencies just hand shit out to their friends blows my mind.

FedGov has two modes:
- The process is the grift, where the actual awarded contracts are simply grist for the bureaucratic mill.
- Cash free-for-all.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 02:31 PM (l3YAf)

94
I'm kind of impressed with the Democrats that despite all of all their child molestation and grand theft larceny-

they still have time to be communist shitbags and treasonous retards of the highest order.




Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2025 02:31 PM (iJfKG)

95 91 The Republicans and Democrats were poised to crack down on all this fraud but Trump is just too mean and a Nazi!
-------------
He said pussy, too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 02:32 PM (pZ64F)

96 Yes, the Catholic Church is participating in a tradition rooted in more than 1,000 years of church history, and to prepare, its top leaders are watching a woke Hollywood film where (spoiler warning) a secret hermaphrodite is elected pope.

no wonder somebody asked me today if I saw the movie

also, that politico article is so United States-centric. Typical libtardian provincialism.
The Catholic Church is global, you stoopid tw@twaffles. Most of the world GNF about Netflix.

Posted by: kallisto at May 07, 2025 02:32 PM (dCxaZ)

97 I posted before that it looks like the Institute for Peace was drug running out of Afghanistan. When DOGE showed up they looked the doors and attempted to delete their database. Fed Marshals got in and DOGE recovered the data
Maxine Waters could argue drugs were being brought into the black community but the head of the agency was black

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 02:32 PM (vmkyp)

98 I, too, look to Hollywood to resolve my trickier religious questions.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 02:28 PM (L/fGl)

Yeah, that article is bullshit. Where do you suppose the movie makers got the details from, exactly?

I think the Church knows the regimen for electing a Pope.

Let's pray this next one is actually Catholic.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:32 PM (a4NoL)

99 58 The Righteous Gemstones is funny, tho...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:20 PM (GBKbO)


I've seen ads for that. Nothing in the ads gives me any reason to even be remotely interested in it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
===

I watched an episode and had the same reaction. Danny MacBride is sign a show will not be funny but stupid.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 07, 2025 02:24 PM (17s+e)

This.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2025 02:32 PM (UGyV5)

100 I’m totally shocked that an African in charge of a Federal agency for sending taxpayer money to Africa was skimming off the top and not sending 100% to Africa where it would be embezzled by local African grifters instead.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (l3YAf)

Don't forget kickbacks from the African grifters to NGOs who pass even more money back to DC.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:33 PM (8avO+)

101 they still have time to be communist shitbags and treasonous retards of the highest order.

Multitaskers 'R' Us

Posted by: kallisto at May 07, 2025 02:33 PM (dCxaZ)

102 Sorry. But if we don't start seeing arrests, perp walks & trials soon, we can pretty much shelve any thoughts that we will see any.
Posted by: rickb223

On Ace-built shelves?

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:33 PM (77rzZ)

103
A very, very long time ago, O'Keefe exposed "senatrix" mary landrieu's corruption, but he got busted by the DOJ for some Bullshit phone-tapping charges.

What was the AoS reaction?
Well, some here, the Cucks, including that faggot "DrewM," joined the Democrats in condemning O'Keefe, and wanted to disown him.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:33 PM (57wKv)

104 @60

>>Because most of that money went into the hands of connected uniparty members.

I mean, we're 36T in debt, someone got something out of that, I know it wasn't me.

When I max out my credit card, at least I have Steinway Piano sitting in my den.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2025 02:33 PM (XV/Pl)

105 >> Then what country is our Ace from?

Forest moon of Endor?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director, Is Endor the moon or the planet? at May 07, 2025 02:33 PM (l3YAf)

106 I feel good in the fact that I have no idea who Danny MacBride is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

107 Lesbian Dad
--------

So ummmm... what happens when the Left singularly prices themselves out of humanity?

Usually it's just about the time they take complete control and it all needs to be wrested back by force.

But what happens in a "free" (har har) society when a large significant group of people just sort of take a wrong turn at Albuquerque and can no longer even pretend to be at Pismo Beach?

We may soon find out the answer.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (RxTC7)

108 106 I feel good in the fact that I have no idea who Danny MacBride is.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

======

The explosives guy in Tropic Thunder.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (GBKbO)

109 I'm kind of impressed with the Democrats that despite all of all their child molestation and grand theft larceny-

they still have time to be communist shitbags and treasonous retards of the highest order.




Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2025 02:31 PM (iJfKG)

Actually that last is more of a hobby.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (8avO+)

110
I'm really annoyed that members of Congress are bought for MUCH less.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (y9nCu)

111 Hey fags


PNW Meetup this weekend. Yakima. Same place.

If you need the password, ping Mark in left sidebar.
We will have crab.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (W2Pud)

112 Apparently, no vote yet is much later than the last 2 initial votes...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (tOcjL)

113 a Catholic AWFL in my acquaintance said, "I hope the next pope keeps moving us forward"

which is code for ordaining women

I didn't have the heart to tell her that as long as the Vatican is populated with so many homosexuals, female priests are a non-starter

lol

Posted by: kallisto at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (dCxaZ)

114
I mean, we're 36T



That's some big tits right there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

115 I've reached the point with DOGE that I'm in the top photo:

https://tinyurl.com/4z5pwuzw

The others are just some additional comic relief.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 02:28 PM (VNX3d)

----------------

That photo brings back a memory from the mid-80s:

They'd just opened a new park in my neighborhood called "Freedom Park" -- and I saw a sign very similar to that at the entrance, which of course was most ironic and amusing.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (UZal8)

116 I feel good in the fact that I have no idea who Danny MacBride is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

Mother Nature just pissed her pantsuit.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (i24o9)

117 The Last of Us …


I’m so sick and tired of hearing about this fucking stupid shitty show with that loathsome loudmouth cocksucker faggot and the fugly dyke clamdigging bint. Fuck this show, fuck HBO, and fuck the fucking of both this show and HBO.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (aeiyZ)

118 If you're a criminal and you're not in or working with the government, I really have to question your devotion to your craft.

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (EnnqV)

119 113 a Catholic AWFL in my acquaintance said, "I hope the next pope keeps moving us forward"

which is code for ordaining women

I didn't have the heart to tell her that as long as the Vatican is populated with so many homosexuals, female priests are a non-starter

lol
Posted by: kallisto at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (dCxaZ)

========

"I hope the next pope is black."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

120
The explosives guy in Tropic Thunder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (GBKbO)



*sheepishly*

....never saw it.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

121 Make me.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (ML8rW)

122 >>102 Sorry. But if we don't start seeing arrests, perp walks & trials soon, we can pretty much shelve any thoughts that we will see any.
Posted by: rickb223


Bondi is Bill Barr in a wig.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 02:36 PM (/U5Yz)

123
"I hope the next pope is black."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (GBKbO)



He wasn't invited.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

124 I mean, we're 36T


That's some big tits right there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

If only. Then we would have something to show for it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:36 PM (i24o9)

125 I posted before that it looks like the Institute for Peace was drug running out of Afghanistan. When DOGE showed up they looked the doors and attempted to delete their database. Fed Marshals got in and DOGE recovered the data
Maxine Waters could argue drugs were being brought into the black community but the head of the agency was black
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 02:32 PM (vmkyp)

I've read my Orwell there is zero reason that a group called the Institute for Peace is not going to be 100 percent corrupt.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:36 PM (8avO+)

126
"I hope the next pope is black."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (GBKbO)


OMG I wish I would have thought of that!!

Posted by: kallisto at May 07, 2025 02:36 PM (dCxaZ)

127 I mean, we're 36T


That's some big tits right there.
Posted by: Sponge

Why, thank you!
-- Canadian tranny shop teacher

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:36 PM (77rzZ)

128 O'Keefe could get people on video admitting to child sex trafficking with specific details and name Democrats involved, the Fake News would give it a Good Leaving Alone and You People would say O'Keefe sucks for being such an attention whore.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:31 PM (57wKv)


It brings to mind that there was recently an old clip circulating on X of John McAfee talking about the time he got mad at the government of Belize for raiding his compound, so he gave the Belizan government new computers with backdoors to figure out who OKd the raid, and all he claimed to have found out was that one of the major bureaucrats was the major player in child trafficking in the western hemisphere.

If that is true, I am not surprised he got dead in a Spanish prison

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 02:36 PM (D7oie)

129 120
The explosives guy in Tropic Thunder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (GBKbO)


*sheepishly*

....never saw it.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

======

Well, I imagine you've also never seen the Foot Fist Way or Pineapple Express.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:37 PM (GBKbO)

130 Danny McBride is a vulgar version of Will Ferrell.

Everything is just over-the-top nonsense.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 02:37 PM (KbCG3)

131
PNW Meetup this weekend. Yakima. Same place.

If you need the password, ping Mark in left sidebar.
We will have crab.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (W2Pud)



One of these days.......

Oh, and your hash has 'pud' in it.

HA!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

132 130 Danny McBride is a vulgar version of Will Ferrell.

Everything is just over-the-top nonsense.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 02:37 PM (KbCG3)

=======

It's very arch and over the top. And it has one foot in anti-comedy.

It's very black, very awkward, and, I think, very funny.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:37 PM (GBKbO)

133 Maybe Maina Gakure’s street name is Mainure.

Posted by: haffhowershower at May 07, 2025 02:37 PM (5SvjB)

134 They had a budget crises in a town near mine when the state finally stopped sending them COVID funds. See they had used those temporary funds to hire a bunch of permanent bureaucrats. The town demanded a massive tax increase or they'd fire a bunch of teachers and cops.

People looked through the town budget and found things like a new highly paid "climate change engineer" and argued why don't we cut positions like that first. The response? That office is too important to cut..!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 02:29 PM (t0Rmr)

Here in Virginia they stopped cutting the grass in highway medians because they didn't have the money. The second some leftwing program is thought up, they suddenly seem to be able to find more than enough money to fund that program, usually 10-20X what the services that they actually cut.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 07, 2025 02:38 PM (k1E2D)

135
Well, I imagine you've also never seen the Foot Fist Way or Pineapple Express.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:37 PM (GBKbO)



I did see Pineapple Express accidentally, but it did little enough for me, I don't remember much about it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

136 Bondi is Bill Barr in a wig.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

I'd let her play my bagpipes.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:38 PM (77rzZ)

137 He's broken wide open the corruption of the knitting community.

Stolen patterns. Fraudulent mittens. Counterfeit yarn.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:22 PM (GBKbO)

You will pull my knitting from my cold, dead hands.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:38 PM (a4NoL)

138 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
🚨Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent just made Maxine Waters look like an absolute fool:

WATERS: “You let these strangers into our Treasury with access to all of the data..."

BESSENT: "No, ma'am. They were Treasury employees."

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2025 02:38 PM (RHGPo)

139 8:37pm local time in Rome and still no smoke. I'd be getting a little antsy myself. Oh, and hungry.

Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2025 02:38 PM (G0vdT)

140
Speaking of TLOU...

I know some of You People are harry pooter fans. Admit it.

Anyway, "black Snape," as he's now called because he's not real Snape, has really become a thorn in Rowling's side. He, along with that ugly TLOU actress who ruined TLOU, signed a "letter" supporting gay men who pretend to be women so they can pretend they're not gay men.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:38 PM (57wKv)

141 CBS News says the Cardinals are "rawdogging" the Conclave.

https://shorturl.at/XAqj3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 02:38 PM (L/fGl)

142 PNW Meetup this weekend. Yakima. Same place.

If you need the password, ping Mark in left sidebar.
We will have crab.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (W2Pud)

Have one for me. Sorry to miss it. Baseball season dominates everything.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:39 PM (i24o9)

143 I thought the whole continent of Africa had Aids... and Malaria.. and Ebola and... Why haven't they died yet?
Must be all the money we sent.

Posted by: Reforger at May 07, 2025 02:39 PM (xcIvR)

144 Here in Virginia they stopped cutting the grass in highway medians because they didn't have the money.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper

Yeah, they call them "wildflower meadows" or some such now.

I actually kind of like them for the colorful flowers.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:39 PM (77rzZ)

145 "I hope the next pope is black."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

OMG I wish I would have thought of that!!
Posted by: kallisto


If The Church were smart, they'd pick an African Pope who would steer the Church back to the right after all the damage Pope Frankie the Red did.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 02:39 PM (xt/H7)

146 >102 Sorry. But if we don't start seeing arrests, perp walks & trials soon, we can pretty much shelve any thoughts that we will see any.
Posted by: rickb223


Bondi is Bill Barr in a wig.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 02:36 PM (/U5Yz)


You mean like that Judge in New Mexico harboring gang members and the Milwaukee one who helped a gang member evade ICE?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:40 PM (8avO+)

147 I think there will be indictments. They made this public for a reason.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 07, 2025 02:40 PM (pohLc)

148 145 If The Church were smart, they'd pick an African Pope who would steer the Church back to the right after all the damage Pope Frankie the Red did.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 02:39 PM (xt/H7)

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Francis appointed 80% of the voting cardinals.

Now, not all 80% will be like Francis, and not all of the remaining 20% will be like Benedict.

But that's not a recipe for, "arch-conservative African pope who's gonna fuck up China for taking over the Chinese Catholic Church."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:40 PM (GBKbO)

149 I had never heard of Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent prior to this year, and I must say that he has been outstanding

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2025 02:40 PM (RHGPo)

150 @65

>>Seems like he may have missed a few things in his wonky deep dive, no?

Don't forget the also shafted Military Retirement Funding, the stupidest Senator, Patty Murray, somehow, outmaneuvered Paul Ryan.

I f**king hate all of these people.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2025 02:41 PM (XV/Pl)

151
The funniest thing Danny McBride has been in outside of Tropic Thunder is Alien Covenant. Mainly because it's implied that he later gets impregnated by one of Fassbender's upchuck facehuggers before being dissected by the evil android.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2025 02:41 PM (y9nCu)

152 Posted by: tcn in AK

Tcn, sorry for being Mr. Argumentative Protestant the other night.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:41 PM (77rzZ)

153 I did learn the US has the 2nd most cardinals voting at 10 - Italy is always 1st (they have 17)...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2025 02:41 PM (tOcjL)

154 I wonder how many of the Cardinals had to brush up on their Latin prior to the Conclave. Maybe not the shortstops and center fielders, Dominican Spanish being close.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 07, 2025 02:41 PM (gm9Sb)

155 Crowd : there's white smoke , a new Pope!
Cardinal: we were just doing bong hits

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 02:41 PM (vmkyp)

156 Trust the Pam.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 02:42 PM (RxTC7)

157
Heh, Twitchy is kinda like AoS but younger and with funny gifs.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:42 PM (57wKv)

158 African Africans cutting in line ahead of African Americans?

Posted by: DaveA at May 07, 2025 02:42 PM (FhXTo)

159 He said pussy, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 02:32 PM (pZ64F)

To be fair, he was talking about Zelensky.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:42 PM (a4NoL)

160 Sanders, Democrats urge Paramount not to settle Trump’s ’60 Minutes’ lawsuit

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2025 02:42 PM (RHGPo)

161 HBO should be launched to the sun.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Do I have to do everything?

Posted by: Elon Musk at May 07, 2025 02:43 PM (szPte)

162 Anyway, "black Snape," as he's now called because he's not real Snape, has really become a thorn in Rowling's side. He, along with that ugly TLOU actress who ruined TLOU, signed a "letter" supporting gay men who pretend to be women so they can pretend they're not gay men.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:38 PM (57wKv)

I think they are barking up the wrong tree trying to irritate her that way. She made Dumbedore gay at one point.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:43 PM (8avO+)

163 154 I wonder how many of the Cardinals had to brush up on their Latin prior to the Conclave. Maybe not the shortstops and center fielders, Dominican Spanish being close.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 07, 2025 02:41 PM (gm9Sb)

I thought they would have to wait until the All Star break, but there ya go.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:43 PM (a4NoL)

164
If The Church were smart, they'd pick an African Pope who would steer the Church back to the right after all the damage Pope Frankie the Red did.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 02:39 PM (xt/H7)


I don't even give it a second thought.


the Church has endured from the time of Christ to present day.
Pope Francis was actually in the middle of the Awful to Great continuum. He was just mediocre, as popes go.

In the end it's always God who pilots the barque of St. Peter.

Posted by: kallisto at May 07, 2025 02:43 PM (dCxaZ)

165 Sanders, Democrats urge Paramount not to settle Trump’s ’60 Minutes’ lawsuit
Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2025 02:42 PM (RHGPo)

The last time they tried that, Trump found new evidence and doubled the settlement amount.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:43 PM (8avO+)

166 162 Anyway, "black Snape," as he's now called because he's not real Snape, has really become a thorn in Rowling's side. He, along with that ugly TLOU actress who ruined TLOU, signed a "letter" supporting gay men who pretend to be women so they can pretend they're not gay men.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:38 PM (57wKv)

I think they are barking up the wrong tree trying to irritate her that way. She made Dumbedore gay at one point.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:43 PM (8avO+)

=======

It's a pro-tranny letter.

She's anti-tranny.

But other than that, she still wants white Britons to be replaced by Syrian migrants in Britain because she hates white Britons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:44 PM (GBKbO)

167 Tcn, sorry for being Mr. Argumentative Protestant the other night.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:41 PM (77rzZ)

Not to worry.

If we didn't believe sincerely in what we believe, then, we wouldn't believe at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:44 PM (a4NoL)

168 They made that Conclave monie on purpose

Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2025 02:44 PM (xhfG9)

169
Offuckingcourse the next fake "pope" is not gonna be white.

The only question is whether the next "black" fake Christian fake pope will be an admitted homosexual or a closeted homosexual.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:44 PM (57wKv)

170 168 They made that Conclave monie on purpose
Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2025 02:44 PM (xhfG9)

=======

"Buddy, you're suck a hermaphrodite."
-the new insult at Conclave 2025

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:44 PM (GBKbO)

171 the Church has endured from the time of Christ to present day.
Pope Francis was actually in the middle of the Awful to Great continuum. He was just mediocre, as popes go.

In the end it's always God who pilots the barque of St. Peter.
Posted by: kallisto at May 07, 2025 02:43 PM (dCxaZ)

The graven images that the crowd threw into the Tiber was at least interesting as Popes go. Woke Pope was just being boring.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:45 PM (8avO+)

172 >> She made Dumbedore gay at one point.

Makes you wonder how many students he molested.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director, Is Endor the moon or the planet? at May 07, 2025 02:45 PM (l3YAf)

173 I had never heard of Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent prior to this year, and I must say that he has been outstanding
Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2025 02:40 PM (RHGPo)
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I agree, although I was initially skeptical because he’s gay. Sorry, but we’ve been betrayed so many times by faggots I’m naturally wary. But Bessent isn’t a fag. He’s gay. Sadly he’s on a short list:

Bessent is gay. Not a fag.
Scott Presler is gay. Not a fag.
Ric Grennel is gay. Not a fag.
Pete Bootyjuice is a faggot cocksucker.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 02:45 PM (aeiyZ)

174 169
Offuckingcourse the next fake "pope" is not gonna be white.

The only question is whether the next "black" fake Christian fake pope will be an admitted homosexual or a closeted homosexual.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:44 PM (57wKv)

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Eh.

Francis wasn't "white" because he was South American...from Italian parents.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

175 >> She made Dumbedore gay at one point.

Makes you wonder how many students he molested.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director, Is Endor the moon or the planet? at May 07, 2025 02:45 PM (l3YAf)

Now you know why Riddle went bad.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:45 PM (i24o9)

176 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2025 02:46 PM (ypFCm)

177 If hes black he can know true infallibility.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 02:46 PM (RxTC7)

178 Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade

How did you become the "Bladiest" all of a sudden?

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:46 PM (77rzZ)

179 🚨Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent just made Maxine Waters look like an absolute fool:

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Low bar, dude. Low bar.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 02:47 PM (L/fGl)

180 @166 TJM, Rowling isn't anti tranny she just refuses to allow them in women's spaces. She'd march right along with them if they just leave women to be women

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 02:47 PM (vmkyp)

181 158 African Africans cutting in line ahead of African Americans?
Posted by: DaveA at May 07, 2025 02:42 PM (FhXTo)

Quick question: If black Americans are African Americans, does that make me a Norwegian, Scottish, Nederlander, German, Irish, Belgian, Danish Swedish and heaven only knows what else American? And where is the check box for that on all those government forms?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:47 PM (a4NoL)

182
For The Record: I have never watched a minute of any harry pooter movies.

That shit is gay, gay, gay. And quite childish.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:47 PM (57wKv)

183
The nice thing about them only hiring management that "looks like us" and is willing to participate in the thievery, is that a bunch of these parasites are concentrated in one small place.

One-stop shopping for processing into jail. Government efficiency that I can support.

Say, there had been all this talk about the "school to prison "pipeline. Turn's out there's also a" "philanthropic agency management to prison" pipeline.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 07, 2025 02:48 PM (uz6ub)

184
If The Church were smart, they'd pick an African Pope who would steer the Church back to the right after all the damage Pope Frankie the Red did.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 02:39 PM (xt/H7)



We need a Caterina of Forli right now.

*pivots cannon*

"You douchebags need to vote. Now. And if it isn't someone I approve of, then I'm going all 1812 Overture on your wrinkled asses."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2025 02:48 PM (y9nCu)

185 Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade

How did you become the "Bladiest" all of a sudden?
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:46 PM (77rzZ)
——-

There can be only one …

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 02:48 PM (aeiyZ)

186 But other than that, she still wants white Britons to be replaced by Syrian migrants in Britain because she hates white Britons.

If the only white Britons she sees are either in the movie or publishing business, I can understand this.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 07, 2025 02:48 PM (EXyHK)

187 She'd march right along with them if they just leave women to be women
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 02:47 PM (vmkyp)

What would they be marching for? She thinks correctly that transing kiddies is evil.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 02:48 PM (RxTC7)

188 An African charity is corrupt? Get the fuck outta here with these racist lies.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 02:48 PM (ImXfC)

189 Francis wasn't "white" because he was South American...from Italian parents.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

Part melanzana?

Of course, that means we’ve only had a few white Popes in history.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director, Is Endor the moon or the planet? at May 07, 2025 02:48 PM (l3YAf)

190 180 @166 TJM, Rowling isn't anti tranny she just refuses to allow them in women's spaces. She'd march right along with them if they just leave women to be women
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 02:47 PM (vmkyp)

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True.

But mostly, it's about hating men.

Reading anything she writes about trannies, it's about men invading women's spaces. She loves stories about men who call themselves women and doing crimes so she can run off with, "This is a MAN doing it! Women don't do this!"

I kind of hate Rowling.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:48 PM (GBKbO)

191 Pope Trivia.

I'd forgotten this until I saw a time line earlier today.

Pope John Paul I died only 33 days after being elected. Which led to one of the Greats: John Paul II.

God works in mysterious ways.

Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2025 02:49 PM (G0vdT)

192 191 Pope Trivia.

I'd forgotten this until I saw a time line earlier today.

Pope John Paul I died only 33 days after being elected. Which led to one of the Greats: John Paul II.

God works in mysterious ways.
Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2025 02:49 PM (G0vdT)

======

It was Michael Corleone's fault.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

193 The only question is whether the next "black" fake Christian fake pope will be an admitted homosexual or a closeted homosexual.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:44 PM (57wKv)

The African Church is growing by leaps and bounds, and they are quite anti-homosexual. Cardinal Sarah is papabile, and I dearly believe he could lead the Church as a righteous dude.

There are others from Africa who would be very good as well.

I wish the Church would stick with being Catholic again. All this communism is wearing my knees out.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:49 PM (a4NoL)

194
I grew up with Don Knotts kids movies such as the Apple Dumpling Gang and The Incredible Mr Limpett and The Shakiest Gun in the West.

Kids today watch that harry potter gay shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:49 PM (57wKv)

195 When I max out my credit card, at least I have Steinway Piano sitting in my den.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2025 02:33 PM (XV/Pl)

-----------------

I've always paid my credit card off monthly and never paid interest.

Recently received a promotional email from my credit card company (Citi) that you could sign up for the interest rate being 9.99% on all purchases thru December -- after which the rate would revert back to 23.49%!

Jeebus -- I thought that was considered usurious and criminal ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 02:49 PM (MeXPd)

196 I bet, after quitting time, the Cardinals don't speak Latin during the nightly Pinochle games. "Whoa, Wop, what are you doin', you're killing me." "Hey, you'a listen'a here fats, this is cosa seria so show da money". "Anybody send out for beer yet"?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 07, 2025 02:49 PM (gm9Sb)

197 Quick question: If black Americans are African Americans, does that make me a Norwegian, Scottish, Nederlander, German, Irish, Belgian, Danish Swedish and heaven only knows what else American? And where is the check box for that on all those government forms?
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:47 PM (a4NoL)

Well sure but we leave off the American part because duh, we are saying this in America. My relatives have been fighting major wars with each other since about 800 AD

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:49 PM (8avO+)

198 144 wild flower meadows as the designation for fallow lands is the worst scam since the first Nigerian Prince was annointed.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 07, 2025 02:50 PM (wBaIH)

199
Don Knotts ALWAYS got the hot chick, too. Every movie.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:50 PM (57wKv)

200 @190 Rowling is Scottish socialist lite. She's annoyed that her womanly ox is being gored

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 02:50 PM (vmkyp)

201 Just this one guy though.
Nobody else in the government bureaucracy.

Sure, sure, there are unaccounted for billions sloshing around with no oversight, control or audits for decades.

But, just this one guy.
He's the only one who couldn't resist the temptation and dipped his beak.
Nobody else.
Nope.
Trust us--stop looking.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 02:51 PM (bw0ep)

202 79
O'Keefe has delivered on every single Sting op he's done. Not his fault the Fake News & Republican Cucks give his scoops A Good Leavin' Alone.
----

This. If wrong, identify where O'Keefe lied or grossly misled. I want to know. He was the guy who outed Obama in the ACORN grift over a decade ago.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 07, 2025 02:51 PM (dadcM)

203 My guess is that there's dozens of these dudes in every agency. But how did he figure this was gonna work out? I can keep them out and keep my grift hidden and maybe keep going? LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 02:51 PM (2VST1)

204 One of the early popes was from N. Africa. The last non-European pope before Francis.

And, of course, the first Pope was a Jew from the Levant.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:51 PM (77rzZ)

205 200 @190 Rowling is Scottish socialist lite. She's annoyed that her womanly ox is being gored
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 02:50 PM (vmkyp)

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Which made me never understand why conservative media would prop her up.

Yeah, she was saying generally anti-tranny things, the far left hated her, and she was a well-known figure.

But...she's very much not on our side. She's not even really on our side regarding trannies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

206 reporting is from the Daily Wire. Just curious, has NYT or WashPost or WSJ reported on their own investigations yet?



Even if they did report on it their conclusion would be Trump is still wrong to end it. Because Trump is always wrong about everything.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 02:52 PM (ImXfC)

207 Don Knotts ALWAYS got the hot chick, too. Every movie.

--

Try as he might, he could never get Lana on Three's Company.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2025 02:52 PM (qBdHI)

208 does that make me a Norwegian, Scottish, Nederlander, German, Irish, Belgian, Danish Swedish and heaven only knows what else American?

nope, you're a Moose Adjacent American.

Posted by: DaveA at May 07, 2025 02:52 PM (FhXTo)

209 as popes go.

In the woods?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 07, 2025 02:52 PM (w4rYw)

210 I wish the Church would stick with being Catholic again. All this communism is wearing my knees out.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:49 PM (a4NoL)

When the Church of England Woked itself to death what, 15-20 years ago half went Catholic and the rest went to African Anglican churches. I don't know if that reversed England's slide out of morality and sense, but at least we don't have to hear the hijinks of the mainstream church that I assume is dead.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:53 PM (8avO+)

211 I know of nothing that was misleading, false or fake from O'Keefe. All of it has been out of the park gigantic stories that should have shook everything to the core. EVERY STORY. And he was shut out of his own freaking organization and threatened with jail.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 02:53 PM (2VST1)

212 207 Don Knotts ALWAYS got the hot chick, too. Every movie.
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I ran into Don Knotts in the early 70s at Southern Pines, NC. He had a blonde on each arm and was a total playa. The guy knew how to live large.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 02:54 PM (pZ64F)

213
Try as he might, he could never get Lana on Three's Company.
Posted by: Lady in Black


True. But I choose to pretend the Ralph Furley years don't exist.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:54 PM (57wKv)

214 Don Knotts ALWAYS got the hot chick, too. Every movie.

Posted by: Soothsayer
_______

Ok, Helen or Thelma Lou?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 07, 2025 02:54 PM (tYALb)

215 The DOJ better get the hammer going

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2025 02:54 PM (ypFCm)

216 LOL best reaction to India/Pakistan: "7-11 vs 9/11"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 02:54 PM (2VST1)

217 Try as he might, he could never get Lana on Three's Company.
Posted by: Lady in Black

Meh. She was no Juanita down at the diner.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:54 PM (77rzZ)

218 PNW Meetup this weekend. Yakima. Same place.

If you need the password, ping Mark in left sidebar.
We will have crab.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 02:34 PM (W2Pud)

See you there!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 07, 2025 02:55 PM (dadcM)

219 It’s weird to me how the pope and the UK monarch get to name themselves. Do other countries/religions do that?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 02:55 PM (ImXfC)

220 Which made me never understand why conservative media would prop her up.

Yeah, she was saying generally anti-tranny things, the far left hated her, and she was a well-known figure.

But...she's very much not on our side. She's not even really on our side regarding trannies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

Last war's enemies this war's allies. She is useful in fighting the TERF wars in England. I'd bet money she bribed the judges that magically decided that women are women recently. It can't be that they used law or sense.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:55 PM (8avO+)

221 Ok, Helen or Thelma Lou?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Thelma Lou, no question.

Now, if the Elinor Donahue character had stuck around...

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:55 PM (77rzZ)

222 Did he not complete the annual training?
He must not have completed the annual training.

I was told endlessly that we cannot trust the Doge Boys with access to all that sensitive data until they completed annual training.

Same as all pure, trustworthy, honest and forthright public servants.
The ones on protecting PII, cybersecurity, fraud and bribes.

See, if they take the training, it turns even the most reprobate devil into an angel.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (bw0ep)

223
Ok, Helen or Thelma Lou?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba


Thelma, of course.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (57wKv)

224 Notice the PNWMoMe has a password but no sekret handshake.

Seems rather declasse.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (tT6L1)

225 It’s weird to me how the pope and the UK monarch get to name themselves. Do other countries/religions do that?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 02:55 PM (ImXfC)

The US Government.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (i24o9)

226 I ran into Don Knotts in the early 70s at Southern Pines, NC. He had a blonde on each arm and was a total playa. The guy knew how to live large.

Dana Gould has a great bit on Don Knotts being a dirty caller. Some guys just have a voice so distinct they can't get away with being anonymous.

"I've been lookin' at you from the bed room window"
"is this Don Knotts???"
"Damn it they know its me every time!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (2VST1)

227 @205 I think she's not occasionally propped up by conservative media because she's a celebrity and for once one of them are saying something they agree with. The rest is glossed over

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (vmkyp)

228 I need the fainting couch.

Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (pRpzT)

229 Hate to be the proverbial fart in church but here goes...
NONE of these people will be held accountable for ANY of this malfeasance

Posted by: Life of Wryly

It'd be like passing out speeding tickets at the Indianapolis 500.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 02:57 PM (L/fGl)

230 Notice the PNWMoMe has a password but no sekret handshake.

Seems rather declasse.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (tT6L1)

It's a secret hug/grope.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:57 PM (i24o9)

231 It’s weird to me how the pope and the UK monarch get to name themselves. Do other countries/religions do that?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 02:55 PM (ImXfC)

They do if they don't want to be ruled by Emperor Snotty one day.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:57 PM (8avO+)

232
Another great kids movie: The Rescuers.
And...The Boatniks.

Fuckthat harry potter fag shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:57 PM (57wKv)

233 nope, you're a Moose Adjacent American.
Posted by: DaveA at May 07, 2025 02:52 PM (FhXTo)

That's easier to keep track of, right there.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:57 PM (a4NoL)

234 220 Last war's enemies this war's allies. She is useful in fighting the TERF wars in England. I'd bet money she bribed the judges that magically decided that women are women recently. It can't be that they used law or sense.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:55 PM (8avO+)

=======

The state in England has been turning away from recognizing trannyism officially for a few years.

The incentive structure there is against trannyism because the state pays for the procedures.

I'd bet it was more like the bean-counters were putting pressure on judges. "We need this to go away. We're not going to pay for it, and it's not exactly an electoral winner ever."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

235 They do if they don't want to be ruled by Emperor Snotty one day.

Pope BigBalls

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (2VST1)

236 I need the fainting couch.

Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (pRpzT)

You'd settle for: A yoga mat.

You'll get: An NYC subway seat next to a guy having sex with a corpse.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (i24o9)

237 228 I need the fainting couch.
Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (pRpzT)

Who are you going to knock out cold?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (a4NoL)

238 Another great kids movie: The Rescuers.
And...The Boatniks.

Fuckthat harry potter fag shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:57 PM (57wKv)



I'm in this camp.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

239
What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?

Me: The Rescuers, The Boatniks, Superman, Star Wars Empire Strikes Back.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (57wKv)

240 This is what all the federal judge-kings are protecting by violating all rules on standing, jurisdiction and procedure.

"Hands off my Social Security!"
Boomer, consuming 8 hours of MSNBC and CNN daily

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (bw0ep)

241 Ok, Helen or Thelma Lou?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Thelma Lou, no question.

Now, if the Elinor Donahue character had stuck around...

--

Joanna Moore was the prettiest character, except for Susan Oliver in one episode, and Barbara Eden in another. Andy really lost out by not marrying Joanna Moore.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (qBdHI)

242 230 Notice the PNWMoMe has a password but no sekret handshake.

Seems rather declasse.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (tT6L1)

It's a secret hug/grope.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:57 PM (i24o9)

If you two really want to know the truth, show up this Saturday!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (dadcM)

243 True. But I choose to pretend the Ralph Furley years don't exist.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:54 PM (57wKv)

Jack and the Psychiatrist. Jack at Janet's party. Jack and the Mobster. Jack and the Diamond Thieves. Ritter was on fire. You're a nut.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 02:59 PM (RxTC7)

244 I need the fainting couch.
Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 02:56 PM (pRpzT)



I have a couch......

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at May 07, 2025 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

245 "I've been lookin' at you from the bed room window"
"is this Don Knotts Andy Devine???"
"Damn it they know its me every time!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 02:59 PM (L/fGl)

246 What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?

Me: The Rescuers, The Boatniks, Superman, Star Wars Empire Strikes Back.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (57wKv)

Pete's Dragon.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:59 PM (i24o9)

247 Pope BigBalls
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (2VST1)

Be better than that shriveled up sniveler we had last time.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:59 PM (a4NoL)

248 Ok, Helen or Thelma Lou?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Thelma, of course.
Posted by: Soothsayer


Ellie Walker. (Elinor Donahue - Betty Anderson)

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 02:59 PM (xt/H7)

249 I think the King of England has to use one of his given names as his regnal name. He can't just pick any name out of thin air.

The Popes can, though.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:59 PM (77rzZ)

250 If you two really want to know the truth, show up this Saturday!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (dadcM)

Been there, done that, had the hangover to prove it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (i24o9)

251 The Harry Potter movies were pretty good. Too long, coulda cut it down to a trilogy and been fine.

LotR movies were way too long, too. Should’ve capped them at 1:45 each.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director, Is Endor the moon or the planet? at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (l3YAf)

252 I know of nothing that was misleading, false or fake from O'Keefe. All of it has been out of the park gigantic stories that should have shook everything to the core. EVERY STORY. And he was shut out of his own freaking organization and threatened with jail.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 02:53 PM (2VST1)

And they got nothing from it. He could probably buy the name back for 40 cents. He was the organization and everyone knew it, except the board of directors.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (8avO+)

253 Don Knotts was a sniper in the Marine Corps and participated in a POW rescue in Korea. True stuff, all over the internet and videos on YouTube. The guy that played Otis the Drunk has his rifle hanging over his fireplace. Also on the internet.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (gm9Sb)

254 What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?


I'm so old, we only had silents.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (xt/H7)

255 The incentive structure there is against trannyism because the state pays for the procedures.

I'd bet it was more like the bean-counters were putting pressure on judges. "We need this to go away. We're not going to pay for it, and it's not exactly an electoral winner ever."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:57 PM (GBKbO)


Since when do bean counters in government give a fuck about costs?

This is happening in the UK because Muslims now hold the real power. And they’re not down with tranny shit. That’s the electoral shift. What legacy Brits think is irrelevant in British politics.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (ImXfC)

256 Pete's Dragon.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:59 PM (i24o9)

Thomasina.

Mary Poppins.

The Jungle Book.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (a4NoL)

257 The state in England has been turning away from recognizing trannyism officially for a few years.

They have, actually, and its driving the loonies even more crazy over there. But the country's direction is radical Islam and that just does not mesh with the loony agenda.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (2VST1)

258 I think the King of England has to use one of his given names as his regnal name. He can't just pick any name out of thin air.

The Popes can, though.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:59 PM (77rzZ)

Mom and Dad give him like 50 names though.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (8avO+)

259 251 LotR movies were way too long, too. Should’ve capped them at 1:45 each.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director, Is Endor the moon or the planet? at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (l3YAf)

======

I hate you.

Whatever floats your boat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

260 To date, the Department of Justice has not charged either man with a crime.
______________________

I'm guessing there is State Dept. opposition involved (or was involved). Kenya is a corruption mecca. They actually refer to their President, William Ruto as “Zakayo”, a reference to the corrupt biblical Zaccheus, the chief tax collector of Jericho.

If Maina Gakure was running a scam/laundering operation of personal gain, then there will be a whole laundry list of public officials in Kenya receiving a portion of the cut.

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2025 03:01 PM (dIske)

261 Black smoke.

No pope.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:01 PM (GBKbO)

262 AND WE HAVE SMOKE!!

black.

Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2025 03:01 PM (G0vdT)

263 Now, the Conclave is getting weird...all they are supposed to do today is vote and leave. They haven't voted...they haven't left.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2025 03:01 PM (tOcjL)

264 Would you believe that he was diverting taxpayer money to a "friend" who then kicked back "secret payments" to his bank account?

"No Way!"
-Bill and Ted

"I'm shocked! Shocked!"
-Capt. Renault

Posted by: Chuck C at May 07, 2025 03:01 PM (D0HYP)

265 Joanna Moore was the prettiest character, except for Susan Oliver in one episode, and Barbara Eden in another. Andy really lost out by not marrying Joanna Moore.
Posted by: Lady in Black

The Barbara Eden episode was hilarious. All the Mayberry guys going into Floyd's Barber Shop to get manicures from her.

"She's got a little hitch in her git-along."

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 03:01 PM (77rzZ)

266 What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?
----

Scarface

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (RxTC7)

267 255 Since when do bean counters in government give a fuck about costs?

This is happening in the UK because Muslims now hold the real power. And they’re not down with tranny shit. That’s the electoral shift. What legacy Brits think is irrelevant in British politics.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 03:00 PM (ImXfC)

=======

Since the Cass Review.

People overestimate the power of Muslims in England.

They're 6.7% of the population.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

268 Okay, FINALLY - BLACK SMOKE. NO POPE YET!

Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (tOcjL)

269 Girls go crazy for a sharp dressed pope.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (w4rYw)

270 I'm fine with conservatives propping up Rowling. Not because I like her or care whether she wins. For me, it's like dogfighting. The point is to put her in a pit and watch her and the other trash tear each other apart. I want blood, and I don't care who wins between them. Maybe they can both lose.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (UGyV5)

271 According to AI:

while it's common for monarchs to use their first given name as their regnal name, a monarch can choose any name they wish when they ascend the throne. This is a matter of royal prerogative, and the monarch's choice is final.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (ImXfC)

272 What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?

--

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (qBdHI)

273 Cardinals after the vote: "It's Miller time!"

Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (G0vdT)

274 I hate to be that guy but we were so poor I got to see a movie like once every decade. The earliest movie I remember seeing is Fantasia from Disney. Other than that, we saw them on TV reruns, pretty much. It would be a family event: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is on channel 12! We'll make popcorn!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (2VST1)

275 Okay, FINALLY - BLACK SMOKE. NO POPE YET!
Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (tOcjL)/i]


Black?

Won't they think of the ENVIRONMENT?!?!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

276 I remember being promised he would shove grandma off a cliff. GOP couldn’t even deliver on that promise..
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 02:29 PM (l3YAf)

That's the game they play -- make "cut spending" incredibly toxic to most of the population on purpose.

"Even your own budget wonk, Paul Ryan, said theres almost no waste, fraud, or abuse and the only way we can save money is by making Grandpa work as a Walmart greeter until he's 70! We need to tax the rich!"

That's what this sets up. If Paul Ryan said "hey we can actually increase services by cutting the corruption down by 25%, while also saving billions" then people would be more open to the idea of cutting government.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 03:03 PM (uCjyK)

277 Argh

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

278 247 Pope BigBalls
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 02:58 PM (2VST1)

Named in the tradition of John Crysostom?

Posted by: mishdog at May 07, 2025 03:03 PM (+Ei0O)

279 The guy that played Otis the Drunk has his rifle hanging over his fireplace. Also on the internet.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Hal Smith. Also did the voice of Owl in the Disney Winnie-the-Poohs.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 03:03 PM (77rzZ)

280
Oh, and they took me to see Bambi That's the very first movie I can remember.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:03 PM (57wKv)

281 No. I know how the story ends.

And today is travel day. I'm off to spend the weekend in misery.
Posted by: BurtTC

Where are you going?
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:16 PM (77rzZ)

I already said, misery!

You know, the state where Taylor Swift's beard plays?

The arch? The river? Mark Twain?

Misery.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2025 03:04 PM (4h1XG)

282 They're 6.7% of the population.



Sure. Just like there are only 11M illegals here.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 03:04 PM (ImXfC)

283 True. But I choose to pretend the Ralph Furley years don't exist.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 02:54 PM (57wKv)

Jack and the Psychiatrist. Jack at Janet's party. Jack and the Mobster. Jack and the Diamond Thieves. Ritter was on fire. You're a nut.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 02:59 PM (RxTC7)

They had a formula, and they were pretty good at executing it even when you knew what was coming. Like your mom's romance novels if you read any. I often ran out of the books I brought with me.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:04 PM (8avO+)

284 The King of England is very limited in what he can choose for a name, though. There are councils and traditions and charters and all kinds of crap. In THEORY he can pick any name? But... he can't pick any name.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:04 PM (2VST1)

285 And now I'm really off. Bye y'all.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2025 03:04 PM (4h1XG)

286 What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?

Only one I remember was Fantasia. That must have been a school outing because we NEVER saw movies.

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2025 03:04 PM (yLThl)

287 284 The King of England is very limited in what he can choose for a name, though. There are councils and traditions and charters and all kinds of crap. In THEORY he can pick any name? But... he can't pick any name.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:04 PM (2VST1)

=======

King Ralph did what he wanted.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

288 The state in England has been turning away from recognizing trannyism officially for a few years.

They have, actually, and its driving the loonies even more crazy over there. But the country's direction is radical Islam and that just does not mesh with the loony agenda.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


A lot of them are gonna learn to fly soon.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 03:04 PM (xt/H7)

289 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (qBdHI)

__________________________

I remember watching that one later on in life and the key take away was: "Holy Shit!!! That toymaker is Benny Hill."

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2025 03:04 PM (dIske)

290
Disney would re-release their classics, from time to time, right?

When did they stop doing that?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:05 PM (57wKv)

291
Climate Cosmos, whatever the hell that is has a headline:

Why Climate Change Might End the American Dream of Pet Ownership.

Where do they come up with that shit?

Posted by: four seasons at May 07, 2025 03:05 PM (3ek7K)

292 I remember watching that one later on in life and the key take away was: "Holy Shit!!! That toymaker is Benny Hill."

And the author of that story? Ian freaking James Bond Fleming.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:05 PM (2VST1)

293 290
Disney would re-release their classics, from time to time, right?

When did they stop doing that?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:05 PM (57wKv)

=====

When VHS replaced that revenue stream.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

294 I hate to be that guy but we were so poor I got to see a movie like once every decade. The earliest movie I remember seeing is Fantasia from Disney. Other than that, we saw them on TV reruns, pretty much. It would be a family event: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is on channel 12! We'll make popcorn!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (2VST1)

We weren't quite that bad, but movies were pretty rare. And the TV channels were few and full of static because we had a crappy antenna.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (8avO+)

295 Okay, FINALLY - BLACK SMOKE. NO POPE YET!
Posted by: Nova Local


Orange smoke would be hilarious.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (xt/H7)

296 274 Earliest movie I remember seeing as a Little Kid with Mom (Dad was at the bakery) was Thunder Road. Six or seven I was.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (gm9Sb)

297 I remember watching that one later on in life and the key take away was: "Holy Shit!!! That toymaker is Benny Hill."

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2025 03:04 PM (dIske)

It's fun spotting those.

I re-watched Stripes recently and saw that Eddie Murphy had an unaccredited appearance.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (i24o9)

298 Okay, FINALLY - BLACK SMOKE. NO POPE YET!

Crossing my fingers for orange smoke...

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (yLThl)

299 Fiscal fraud is taking the same path as electoral fraud.

There is no fraud.

How do you know?

Because there is no evidence of it.

But have you looked for evidence?

No because there’s no fraud so there nothing to look for.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (ImXfC)

300
We will have crab



The MoMee is in The Barrel???

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (y9nCu)

301 294 I hate to be that guy but we were so poor I got to see a movie like once every decade. The earliest movie I remember seeing is Fantasia from Disney. Other than that, we saw them on TV reruns, pretty much. It would be a family event: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is on channel 12! We'll make popcorn!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (2VST1)

We weren't quite that bad, but movies were pretty rare. And the TV channels were few and full of static because we had a crappy antenna.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (8avO+)

I know we went to movies but randomly, the only one I remember going to was when my mother took me to Gremlins 2.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (KbCG3)

302 Disney would re-release their classics, from time to time, right?

When did they stop doing that?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:05 PM (57wKv)

It's all racist! Can't use any of that old IP anymore. Except sometimes.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (uCjyK)

303 What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?

-------------

The two I most remember for some reason were "The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes" (1969 with a young Kurt Russell) and The World's Greatest Athlete (1973 with a young Jan-Michael Vincent).

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (MeXPd)

304 No one is coming for your dog.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (RxTC7)

305 What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?

***

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (1FWWQ)

306 And the TV channels were few and full of static because we had a crappy antenna.
Posted by: Oldcat


If you would have held the aluminum foil correctly and stood still...

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (xt/H7)

307 And the TV channels were few and full of static because we had a crappy antenna.

Dad was a TV repairman (and he had an ultimate toolkit), we always had a good TV and pretty solid reception. People would bring in a TV, decide it wasn't worth the price to fix, and he'd repair one and bring it home. We even got a very early video game console that way, had like Pong on it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (2VST1)

308 301 I know we went to movies but randomly, the only one I remember going to was when my mother took me to Gremlins 2.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (KbCG3)

======

Ah, this will be just like the original. Just the tiniest bit dangerous, but mostly wholesome. Practically a Spielberg movie.

*90 minutes later*

What the fuck just happened?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (GBKbO)

309 Disney would re-release their classics, from time to time, right?

When did they stop doing that?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:05 PM (57wKv)

With streaming. Wife would fall victim to that "released from the vault" trick for the classics on DVD. But this was well before they went nuts.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 03:08 PM (i24o9)

310
oh, and For the Love of Benji!

And Herbie The Love Bug.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:08 PM (57wKv)

311 When VHS replaced that revenue stream.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

Don’t they still do the “vault” schtick with DVD and BluRay? They did with VHS. “This is your last chance to own Cinderella on VHS this millennium!”

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director, Is Endor the moon or the planet? at May 07, 2025 03:08 PM (l3YAf)

312 When did they stop doing that?

I think when they started to release them on Videotape. But they could do pretty solid business if they would do global releases of their old stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:08 PM (2VST1)

313 Climate Cosmos, whatever the hell that is has a headline:

Why Climate Change Might End the American Dream of Pet Ownership.

Where do they come up with that shit?
Posted by: four seasons at May 07, 2025 03:05 PM (3ek7K)

About every three years or so. I remember the attempt they made in COVID to have all the cats murdered. Other times its just the 'songbird' crap. I had a pretty good hunting cat for 13 years and saw what he caught. Dirty grey pidgeonly birds that don't sing a note. There used to be some Jays that bullied them all, but they didn't sing.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:09 PM (8avO+)

314 I remember seeing Space Camp at the theater. It was about kids who go to space camp and then accidentally launched into space. The premise was so retarded in hindsight but as a 10 year old (or whatever age I was) it was a damn cool movie.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 03:09 PM (ImXfC)

315 *90 minutes later*

Did it even have Phoebe Cates?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:09 PM (2VST1)

316 Fiscal fraud is taking the same path as electoral fraud.

There is no fraud.

How do you know?

Because there is no evidence of it.

But have you looked for evidence?

No because there’s no fraud so there nothing to look for.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (ImXfC)

Yep. That's the sum of it. It's an incredibly stupid argument, but they don't really even have to try at this point.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 03:09 PM (uCjyK)

317 311 When VHS replaced that revenue stream.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

Don’t they still do the “vault” schtick with DVD and BluRay? They did with VHS. “This is your last chance to own Cinderella on VHS this millennium!”
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director, Is Endor the moon or the planet? at May 07, 2025 03:08 PM (l3YAf)

=======

They stopped that a while ago.

I think streaming was the final nail in that coffin.

Artificially depressing supply to help keep prices high and the secondary market small. It worked, it seems.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

318 315 *90 minutes later*

Did it even have Phoebe Cates?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:09 PM (2VST1)

======

Of course Phoebe Cates is in the sequel.

She wears a funny hat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

319
Okay, FINALLY - BLACK SMOKE. NO POPE YET!

Crossing my fingers for orange smoke...
Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2025 03:06 PM (yLThl)




Can't wait until they pop tutti-fruiti, to throw off Charlie on the LZ perimeter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2025 03:10 PM (y9nCu)

320 AND WE HAVE SMOKE!!

black.
Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2025 03:01 PM (G0vdT)

Excuse me. African American.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 03:10 PM (RxTC7)

321 Dad was a TV repairman (and he had an ultimate toolkit), we always had a good TV and pretty solid reception. People would bring in a TV, decide it wasn't worth the price to fix, and he'd repair one and bring it home. We even got a very early video game console that way, had like Pong on it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (2VST1)

I remember the repairman with his big box of tubes.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:11 PM (8avO+)

322 Because of my Dad's hours ( had a small bakery) and no AC in the summertime, Mom and I would walk Dad to the shop and go downtown to the flicks on a lot of summer nights. Good cheap entertainment at the time. And then you had student afternoons on Saturday, two bits getting you in for a double feature of third release stuff.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 07, 2025 03:11 PM (gm9Sb)

323 Of course Phoebe Cates is in the sequel.

Well its not a total loss, then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:11 PM (2VST1)

324 I think the first movie I saw in a theater was "Snow White" in one of its re-releases. I was like 2.

Also "King Kong Escapes."

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 03:11 PM (77rzZ)

325 Disney would re-release their classics, from time to time, right?

When did they stop doing that?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:05 PM (57wKv)



When the artists started hiding porn in the covers and the editors miss it.


https://is.gd/sdSMlv

Snopes, but only used for the image included down page.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

326 308 301 I know we went to movies but randomly, the only one I remember going to was when my mother took me to Gremlins 2.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (KbCG3)

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Ah, this will be just like the original. Just the tiniest bit dangerous, but mostly wholesome. Practically a Spielberg movie.

*90 minutes later*

What the fuck just happened?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (GBKbO)

Hahaha, possibly why I remember it more than any others.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 03:12 PM (KbCG3)

327 >> It was about kids who go to space camp and then accidentally launched into space.

Oh shit, not again..

Posted by: Boeing at May 07, 2025 03:12 PM (l3YAf)

328 About every three years or so. I remember the attempt they made in COVID to have all the cats murdered. Other times its just the 'songbird' crap. I had a pretty good hunting cat for 13 years and saw what he caught. Dirty grey pidgeonly birds that don't sing a note. There used to be some Jays that bullied them all, but they didn't sing.
Posted by: Oldcat


Anyone that wants to get rid of my cats is gonna have to come out to my house three times a day and walk barefoot thru the tall grass looking for copperheads.

Because the cats are 3-0 on copperheads.
And probably 10-0 on mice & rats.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 03:12 PM (xt/H7)

329 I have no doubt billions get taken away to cronies of government

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2025 03:12 PM (ypFCm)

330 172 >> She made Dumbedore gay at one point.

Makes you wonder how many students he molested.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director, Is Endor the moon or the planet? at May 07, 2025 02:45 PM (l3YAf
Never mind. Domledore went back in time abd restored their virginity. It’s a kind of magic.

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2025 03:12 PM (LHPAg)

331 Okay, FINALLY - BLACK SMOKE. NO POPE YET!
Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (tOcjL)/i]
________________

You mean "smoke of color," don't you?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 03:12 PM (YqDXo)

332 Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 03:09 PM (ImXfC)

It was on HBO a lot.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 03:12 PM (RxTC7)

333 New York Post@nypost
Andrew Cuomo will run on independent ‘Fight and Deliver’ ballot line if he doesn’t win NYC Dem primary

-
He hadn't finished. Some grandmas survived.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 03:12 PM (L/fGl)

334 What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?

***

Son of Flubber

Posted by: Life of Wryly at May 07, 2025 03:12 PM (1FWWQ)

335 326 Hahaha, possibly why I remember it more than any others.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 03:12 PM (KbCG3)

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It's not my favorite Joe Dante movie (that would be Matinee), but it's the most Joe Dante movie that Joe Dante ever Joe Dante'd.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

336 Also, I saw Omega Man with my folks when I was 4.

Holy Crap that movie scared the crap out of me.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 03:13 PM (77rzZ)

337
You mean "smoke of color," don't you?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 03:12 PM (YqDXo)



African-Smokemerican.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

338 She made Dumbledore gay at one point.

Yeah she claims he was all along but there was no indication of it in the books. I get a real George Lucas retcon feel from her ("the books never say that Hermione was white!")

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:13 PM (2VST1)

339 My earliest movie memory is sitting in the back of a station wagon at a drive-in. Some western was playing and the cavalry were watching the Indians torturing some guy where who was stapped to a wagon wheel upside down over a low burning fire.

They don't make movies like that anymore.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 07, 2025 03:13 PM (oPrNo)

340 Andrew Cuomo will run on independent 'Fight'.........
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They are so original

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 03:14 PM (RxTC7)

341 If you would have held the aluminum foil correctly and stood still...
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 03:07 PM (xt/H7)

That was the youngest brother's job, he had extra years of life to see the reruns.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:14 PM (8avO+)

342 Would be hilarious if they elect a pope from Africa who is white. Don’t know if one even exists but the msm would shit itself.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 03:14 PM (ImXfC)

343 It's not my favorite Joe Dante movie (that would be Matinee)

I love Matinee! MANT!

I should get a DVD of that, come to think of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:14 PM (2VST1)

344 343 It's not my favorite Joe Dante movie (that would be Matinee)

I love Matinee! MANT!

I should get a DVD of that, come to think of it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:14 PM (2VST1)

======

Shout released the 4K.

It's pretty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

345
I get a real George Lucas retcon feel from her




Like how "Darth" went from Vader's first name in the original film to a Sith title in Empire and beyond?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2025 03:15 PM (y9nCu)

346
Okay, FINALLY - BLACK SMOKE. NO POPE YET!
Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2025 03:02 PM (tOcjL)

_________

I still have a chance!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2025 03:15 PM (QnmlO)

347 About every three years or so. I remember the attempt they made in COVID to have all the cats murdered. Other times its just the 'songbird' crap. I had a pretty good hunting cat for 13 years and saw what he caught. Dirty grey pidgeonly birds that don't sing a note. There used to be some Jays that bullied them all, but they didn't sing.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:09 PM (8avO+)
_____________

What a good idea, taken directly from Mao who wanted all the sparrows killed.

How did that work out for the Chinese?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 03:15 PM (YqDXo)

348 Eva Plakun, astonishing young violinist:
youtube.com/watch?v=-CwX9_ALAks

Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 07, 2025 03:15 PM (Jp8LL)

349 Corruption in Africa of all places. Totally unpredictable.

Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:15 PM (6Kw5g)

350 Went to the drive in as a family to see one of the Star Trek movies. It happened to be a double feature that night.

The first movie was John Carpenter's "The Thing."

Mom was not thrilled. My brother and I enjoyed it immensely.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

351 What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?


Mark of the Devil

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 07, 2025 03:15 PM (q2NNn)

352 My earliest movie memory is sitting in the back of a station wagon at a drive-in. Some western was playing and the cavalry were watching the Indians torturing some guy where who was stapped to a wagon wheel upside down over a low burning fire.

They don't make movies like that anymore.
Posted by: Beartooth at May 07, 2025 03:13 PM (oPrNo)

Saw the first Planet of the Apes at a driven with all us kids sleeping in the back if they got tired.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:15 PM (8avO+)

353 This. If wrong, identify where O'Keefe lied or grossly misled. I want to know. He was the guy who outed Obama in the ACORN grift over a decade ago.
____

It wouldn't surprise me if the takeover of Project Veritas was funded by an NGO (thus, the American taxpayer)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 03:16 PM (Dv3i1)

354 >>What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?


Pete's Dragon

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2025 03:16 PM (Ruu2t)

355
old homosexual pervert jerome powell is opening his stupid pie-hole, again...

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:17 PM (57wKv)

356 Would be hilarious if they elect a pope from Africa who is white. Don’t know if one even exists but the msm would shit itself.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 03:14 PM (ImXfC)

Elon Musk.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:17 PM (8avO+)

357 I saw back to the future in the theater with my mom. I guess she thought it was a kid’s
Movie which is why she took me? I guess it kind of is. But not really.

80s were a weird time man.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 07, 2025 03:17 PM (ImXfC)

358 Grandma took us to see a couple of the Muppet movies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

359 Cuomo will be the Dem nominee for NYC mayor. The next highest polling candidate is a Marxist Muslim lunatic. That is only barely a bridge too far for NYC Dems. Better to go with the guy who killed at least 25k old people. At least it looks like the Republicans are running Sliwa again.,

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 03:17 PM (vmkyp)

360 Like how "Darth" went from Vader's first name in the original film to a Sith title in Empire and beyond?

If you just watch the first movie, its about space ships and guns and tech, with a few old religious types with a crazy belief system in the force. Darth is mocked and subordinate in the power structure.

Then because everyone thought he was so cool and loved the light sabers, it became all about Jedi and Sith. Its also hilarious seeing how Darth Vader went from a huge imposing figure who moves slowly and doesn't fight all that well to a mobile killling machine who can use telekinesis to throw things out of orbit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:17 PM (2VST1)

361 The main actress of The Last of Us doesn't have the screen presence of her digital counter point. Plus the choose her for the first game because she looks young, but now she looks WAY too young. I'm the game Ellie is a young woman by the time the second game starts.

Posted by: Max Power at May 07, 2025 03:17 PM (Hucnr)

362 I remember my dad making me sit through Midway, "to learn something." Because 12 year old girls learn a lot from Midway.

Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:17 PM (6Kw5g)

363 It wouldn't surprise me if the takeover of Project Veritas was funded by an NGO (thus, the American taxpayer)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 03:16 PM (Dv3i1)

No doubt.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:17 PM (8avO+)

364 Here's a flick I saw as a kid, but on a re-release since I wasn't watching movies in 1965.

The Great Race (Tony Curtis, Peter Falk, Jack Lemmon, Natalie Wood, Keenan Wynn, Vivian Vance)

Great entertainment, pie fight, "Push the button, Max."

Loved it.

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2025 03:18 PM (dIske)

365 Saw the first Planet of the Apes at a driven with all us kids sleeping in the back if they got tired.

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Dad would take us to the drive in when we were little. We'd go in our pajamas and sit on the hood. I specifically remember seeing 'Frogs' with Ray Milland, Sam Elliott and Joan Van Ark.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2025 03:18 PM (qBdHI)

366 Robin Hood, Song of the South, Star Wars.

Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:19 PM (6Kw5g)

367 Corruption in Africa of all places. Totally unpredictable.

Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:15 PM (6Kw5g)
__________________

There's a first time for everything.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 03:19 PM (YqDXo)

368 nood

Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 07, 2025 03:20 PM (Jp8LL)

369 Saw Patton at the drive in. Remember my parents worrying about language. That must have been what causes me to curse like a sailor.

Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:20 PM (6Kw5g)

370

Nood pope stuff


nood pope stuff


Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 03:20 PM (57wKv)

371 @353 Chuck, as I recall the woman who forced Okeefe out had "operative" written all over her

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 03:20 PM (vmkyp)

372 Building it back better!

Only 31 Rebuilding Permits Approved to Rebuild LA From Palisades Fire

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 03:20 PM (L/fGl)

373 Dad would take us to the drive in when we were little. We'd go in our pajamas and sit on the hood. I specifically remember seeing 'Frogs' with Ray Milland, Sam Elliott and Joan Van Ark.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2025 03:18 PM


We got to go to the drive in to watch PT 109 in our brand new Ford Galaxy 500. I climbed up on the shelf behind the back seat to watch the movie. You could cram five people in that back seat.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2025 03:21 PM (e5NfL)

374 Saw the first Planet of the Apes at a driven with all us kids sleeping in the back if they got tired.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:15 PM (8avO+)
_________________

I saw half of Gone with the Wind, but slept through the second half in the back.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 03:21 PM (YqDXo)

375 I remember my aunt taking my sister and I to the movies when we were kids. We could choose Twister or the Ducktales movie.

We chose Twister.

Right after the opening scene with the father getting swept away, my sister hits my hand and says, "I wish we had picked Ducktales."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 03:21 PM (KbCG3)

376 305 What Kids Movies Do You Remember Seeing at the Cinema?

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Journey to the Center of the Earth. I liked it so much I was watching a third viewing when the usher told me my mom wanted me home for dinner. Loved that one.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 03:21 PM (pZ64F)

377 Plus the choose her for the first game because she looks young, but now she looks WAY too young

And she looks like she's missing a chromosome

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2025 03:22 PM (2VST1)

378 They better pick a real God fearing Pope

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2025 03:22 PM (ypFCm)

379 Columbia University lays off 180 staff after Federal Grant revocations.

And they thought with all the deportations there would be no one left to pick vegetables.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 03:22 PM (xt/H7)

380 Would you believe that he was diverting taxpayer money to a "friend" who then kicked back "secret payments" to his bank account?

--------

Using your connections to get a spot in the feeding frenzy before the American carcass is picked clean is pretty much the sum total of our current political framework.

I wouldn't believe if you said that wasn't happening with a given federal outlay at least a dozen times along the line.

Some corner boy at the end of line pockets some walking around money, and some kingpin at the top rakes off millions, and everyone else at every stroke of the accountant's pen wets his beak with some amount in between.

It's the only point of our government.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 03:22 PM (BI5O2)

381 If the government can't steal us blind, who can?

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2025 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

382 There was a point in my life where the only two movies i had ever seen in the theater were the '80s animated transformers movie, and the first live action one from the '00s.

We were more of a "blockbuster and pizza" kind of movie night family.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2025 03:23 PM (VoAdT)

383 The only time we went to the movies was at the drive in theater. Usually a double feature. Saw Disney movies way after their release. I was born in 1967 but I remember seeing the Rescuers, Herbie the Love Bug, and Escape from Witch Mountain at the drive in. We also saw Jaws. Mom warned us kids when something was coming that could scare or startle us. She had read the book. We weren't scared.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at May 07, 2025 03:23 PM (2J/Lj)

384 380 Concur.

Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 07, 2025 03:24 PM (Jp8LL)

385 I remember my dad making me sit through Midway, "to learn something." Because 12 year old girls learn a lot from Midway.
Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:17 PM (6Kw5g)

Unlike most WWII battles there's a lot of human interest stories in the thick of the pivotal moments of that battle that might interest a girl. George Gay in his torpedo bomber who was shot down trying to damage a carrier and got to watch the attacks hiding under a seat cushion, only survivor from his entire ships torpedo squadron. Or the dive bombers missing the carriers fleet but spotting a destroyer moving away and following it to the right place. Then, most of the planes attack one carrier and only Dick Best and his 2 wingmen take out a third carrier on their own.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:24 PM (8avO+)

386 I saw half of Gone with the Wind, but slept through the second half in the back.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2025 03:21 PM (YqDXo)

Dad flipping lit matches to simulate the burning of Atlanta

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:26 PM (8avO+)

387 386 I saw half of Gone with the Wind, but slept through the second half in the back.
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I did the same, only I left at intermission thinking it was over.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 03:27 PM (pZ64F)

388 Saw Patton at the drive in. Remember my parents worrying about language. That must have been what causes me to curse like a sailor.
Posted by: Dagny at May 07, 2025 03:20 PM (6Kw5g)

I remember being mad that the Germans didn't have German tanks.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:28 PM (8avO+)

389 I remember being mad that the Germans didn't have German tanks.
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I think those were Patton Tanks. Odd.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 03:29 PM (pZ64F)

390 Some corner boy at the end of line pockets some walking around money, and some kingpin at the top rakes off millions, and everyone else at every stroke of the accountant's pen wets his beak with some amount in between.

It's the only point of our government.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 03:22 PM (BI5O2)

The clash between bureaucracy and the king/emperor is a story in every empire / kingdom in all times and cultures.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:30 PM (8avO+)

391 I remember being mad that the Germans didn't have German tanks.
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I think those were Patton Tanks. Odd.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 03:29 PM (pZ64F)

Yes, still rankles. I think they were lent by the Spanish government.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 03:31 PM (8avO+)

392 Yes, still rankles. I think they were lent by the Spanish government.
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Heh, the Spanish government made The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Remember the bridge they blew up? The Spanish Army had to build it twice since the first one blew up before the cameras were rolling.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 07, 2025 03:32 PM (pZ64F)

393 I’m so sick and tired of hearing about this fucking stupid shitty show with that loathsome loudmouth cocksucker faggot and the fugly dyke clamdigging bint. Fuck this show, fuck HBO, and fuck the fucking of both this show and HBO.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 02:35 PM (aeiyZ)

Exactly.

Posted by: front toward enemy at May 07, 2025 03:33 PM (TIizU)

394 It's a Mad, Mad... World.
Also, the Blob.
Oliver! Some of my earliest movie memories.

Posted by: MkY at May 07, 2025 03:34 PM (cPGH3)

395 379 Columbia University lays off 180 staff after Federal Grant revocations.

And they thought with all the deportations there would be no one left to pick vegetables.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 03:22 PM (xt/H7)

Learn to carrot, motherfuckers!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2025 03:37 PM (UGyV5)

396 Frogs' with Ray Milland, Sam Elliott and Joan Van Ark.
Posted by: Lady in Black

I still have nightmares from that movie

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 07, 2025 03:50 PM (JkCto)

397 Anyone who steals government funds, as is alleged here, needs to be drawn and quartered, as a warning to others. You would see a great many people fleeing government service the first time that happened.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 04:27 PM (Da7Vv)

398 If O'keefe is worried about being murdered it probably involves Hillary.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 04:36 PM (Da7Vv)

399 I only drink Zywiec!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 02:18 PM (uCjyK)

I have two editions of Webster’s New Geographical Dictionary.

Both have Zywiec as the final entry. As the dust jacket of the earlier one says, “From the River Aa to the town of Zywiec.”

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2025 09:08 PM (vm8sq)

AG Pam Bondi Reviewing Tens of Thousands of Jeffrey Epstein's Child Porn Videos

It's all just a QAnon conspiracy, you know. There is absolutely no sexual abuse of children going on this country, and if there is, it's a perfectly valid expression of Regime Protected Group's (RPG's) Sexual Identities and Cultural Preferences.

And maybe it's also a valid sexual expression of the American Deep State Bureaucracy, too.

So shut up, Bigots, and let the repulsive perverts enslave the children as sex prisoners.


Attorney General Pam Bondi said the FBI is reviewing "tens of thousands of videos of [Jeffrey] Epstein with children or child porn" and there are "hundreds of victims" as she addressed concerns about the delay to the full release of the case files.

"The FBI is diligently going through that," Bondi told reporters on Wednesday morning, and the volume of evidence explained why more files had not been released so far.


...

Rep. James Comer (R-KY), Chairman of the House Oversight Committee, had said he feared key Epstein documents would have been shredded before the Trump Administration took office.

"The president ordered them released, the attorney general ordered them released, we all know they have not been released," Comer told The Benny Show.

...

Rep. Comer told The Benny Show: "The concern I've always had about the Epstein files: Was the government involved? Did the government know? Was the government using Epstein and the videos to blackmail the most influential people around the world?"

Bondi and Kash Patel announced the arrest of 205 child predators just over the last week. I do not believe these have anything to do with the Epstein tapes.

Posted by: Ace at 01:07 PM




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Posted by: GF at May 07, 2025 01:07 PM (yzksL)

2 You will want to pray for these people reviewing these records. Doing it is soul crushing.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 01:08 PM (D7oie)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

4
That fucking Comer guy...

Has this cuck EVER issued a DOJ referral for investigation?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 01:08 PM (57wKv)

5 It's on her desk right now. The binders are on rush order.

Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 07, 2025 01:08 PM (Jp8LL)

6 Can she be arrested for child porn now?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Kash Patel and Pam Bondi announce 205 arrests of child predators this week ALONE

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Let me guess:

At least 50% are Disney employees?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:10 PM (GBKbO)

8
Waitafuckingminute.

How about the DOJ start with that wacko cunt gislaine maxwell (if that's her real name) and find out what she Really knows?

Where is she, anyway? Nobody really knows.
So shady...

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 01:10 PM (57wKv)

9 I do like that Bondi's announcement is a day after Comer's statement.

Move and countermove.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 01:10 PM (D7oie)

10 I'm imagining some pretty "important" people are caught up in this....No doubt Republicans included... Time to come clean ...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2025 01:10 PM (VE6XX)

11 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always thinks that at May 07, 2025 01:10 PM (T0oeS)

12 I bet the FBI is diligently reviewing the Epstein tapes.

With a case of tube socks.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 07, 2025 01:10 PM (Oq5OE)

13 AG Pam Bondi Reviewing Tens of Thousands of Jeffrey Epstein's Child Porn Videos
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Bitch is watching kiddie porn! Lock her up!

Posted by: DU Denizens at May 07, 2025 01:11 PM (+K1xO)

14 Didn't the SDNY DOJ attorney resign rather than hand over the Epstein files? Or, was she fired?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 01:11 PM (tT6L1)

15 Ace, Jeff Childers wrote about this today - the 764 network: https://tinyurl.com/yekuy9y4

Posted by: beckster at May 07, 2025 01:11 PM (NLtte)

16 Pam Bondi is not an ugly woman

Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2025 01:11 PM (vf0Y9)

17 Kash Patel and Pam Bondi announce 205 arrests of child predators this week ALONE


Really? What are their names? Who did they work with or for? Why have we not seen anything about this?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

18 It's on her desk right now. The binders are on rush order.
Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 07, 2025 01:08 PM

Binder full of women! See Mitt said so!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 07, 2025 01:12 PM (4p0Xq)

19 The FBI destroys evidence because it doesn't want the public to know it was blackmailing a lot of people.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 07, 2025 01:12 PM (rJ48h)

20
maxwell obviously got a deal from the biden/obama DOJ and it seems the American People received Nothing in return in terms of justice

What gives, DoJ?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 01:12 PM (57wKv)

21 Ace, Jeff Childers wrote about this today - the 764 network: https://tinyurl.com/yekuy9y4

Posted by: beckster at May 07, 2025 01:11 PM (NLtte)



Are you accusing Ace of plagiarism?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

22 There is nothing to see here. Please disperse.

Posted by: The Carradine Knot at May 07, 2025 01:13 PM (7Q0e+)

23 I stopped reading the Newsweek article when it said Epstein, “took his own life in a New York prison in 2019”.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2025 01:13 PM (LM9wm)

24 Where's the list of 205 names?

Posted by: I gotta ask at May 07, 2025 01:13 PM (T0oeS)

25 [smirks]

— Lucy

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 01:13 PM (aeiyZ)

26 What about the other adults on the tapes?

Or have those already been destroyed?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 01:13 PM (l3YAf)

27 Those two lower court judges don't score enough points to get the higher court judges attention.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 07, 2025 12:28 PM (PB44O)
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Trump 1.0 went hard after child trafficking using the US Marshal service. It wasn't reported. Trump 2.0 is again going hard after child trafficking. MSM prefers to report anything but.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 01:13 PM (tT6L1)

28 >>Didn't the SDNY DOJ attorney resign rather than hand over the Epstein files? Or, was she fired?

NY FBI had them. And he resigned before he could be fired.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 01:14 PM (viF8m)

29 >>>Attorney General Pam Bondi said the FBI is reviewing "tens of thousands of videos of [Jeffrey] Epstein with children or child porn" and there are "hundreds of victims" as she addressed concerns about the delay to the full release of the case files.
"The FBI is diligently going through that," Bondi told reporters on Wednesday morning, and the volume of evidence explained why more files had not been released so far.

What? The FBI didn't diligently go through these documents before their preparation for Epstein's trial? And wouldn't all of this have been part of Ghislaines trial?

That doesn't make any sense.

Also, we're taking it as a given that a lot of young girls were trafficked. That's not what we want here, we want to know who controlled Epstein, who ran this ring, and who their marks / Johns were and why.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 01:14 PM (uCjyK)

30 FBI is diligently reviewing the Epstein tapes.

Special Agent Smith: "It's for.. umm... research... I mean review for a court case."

Posted by: dantesed at May 07, 2025 01:14 PM (Oy/m2)

31 Bondi and Kash Patel announced the arrest of 205 child predators just over the last week.

Unpossible. I'm told, on a daily basis, that they're doing nothing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 07, 2025 01:14 PM (ExV1e)

32 Bondi and Kash Patel announced the arrest of 205 child predators just over the last week.

********

Good! I hope they got the one that killed my F-I-L and dumped the body in an unknown location.

Posted by: muldoon at May 07, 2025 01:14 PM (uCfKO)

33 5 It's on her desk right now. The binders are on rush order.
Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp!
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If the FBI actually seized videos, then it is a pretty exhaustive review in real time of the victims (to identify them as witnesses for illegality (age for example) and to identify the perpetrators).

Dry documents are circumstantial--live witnesses and video are pretty damning in seeking indictments and getting subsequent convictions.

That does mean that Trump needs an excellent DA in the SDNY plus LEO support to actually go after these f*ckers.

What is more to the point to me, is that the IC protectors of Epstein get identified, removed from employment, potentially prosecuted, and widely publicized.



Posted by: whig at May 07, 2025 01:14 PM (ctrM5)

34 when this administration combs through the feeb and other agency files, god only knows what depredations will be revealed.

there's a reason the govt. tools chained themselves to desks when DOGE came to examine the files.

Posted by: kallisto at May 07, 2025 01:14 PM (dCxaZ)

35 The FBI destroys evidence because it doesn't want the public to know it was blackmailing a lot of people.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 07, 2025 01:12 PM

Funny, I used to laugh at stuff like this and other conspiracy theories. After all we've witnessed since Trump broke them, I don't doubt it. I believe it. I feel foolish for ever taking the CYA or FIB at their word.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 07, 2025 01:14 PM (4p0Xq)

36 I stopped reading the Newsweek article when it said Epstein, “took his own life in a New York prison in 2019”.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 07, 2025 01:13 PM (LM9wm)



It's always 'allegedly' unless it fits a narrative.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

37 All this and still not a single 'John'?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2025 01:15 PM (/lPRQ)

38 Pam Bondi is not an ugly woman
Posted by: Doof


I think she needs one-on-one pickleball instruction.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 01:15 PM (77rzZ)

39 The actual full operation...

https://www.justice.gov/opa /pr/justice-department-announces-results- operation-restore-justice-205-child-sex-abuse-offenders

Snippet from the press release...

"Those arrested are alleged to have committed various crimes including the production, distribution, and possession of child sexual abuse material, online enticement and transportation of minors, and child sex trafficking. In Minneapolis, for example, a state trooper and Army Reservist was arrested for allegedly producing child sexual abuse material while wearing his uniforms. In Norfolk, VA, an illegal alien from Mexico is accused of transporting a minor across state lines for sex. In Washington, D.C., a former Metropolitan Police Department Police Officer was arrested for allegedly trafficking minor victims."

Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2025 01:15 PM (tOcjL)

40 Or have those already been destroyed?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 01:13 PM

Like with a cloth?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 07, 2025 01:16 PM (4p0Xq)

41

I think she needs one-on-one pickleball instruction.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 01:15 PM (77rzZ)



I'd rather her tickle my balls.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

42 33 Concur.

Posted by: We Must Not Allow A Mineshaft gp! at May 07, 2025 01:16 PM (Jp8LL)

43 I think she needs one-on-one pickleball instruction.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 01:15 PM (77rzZ

Careful, she has a mean backhand.

Posted by: dantesed at May 07, 2025 01:16 PM (Oy/m2)

44
Good! I hope they got the one that killed my F-I-L and dumped the body in an unknown location.
Posted by: muldoon at May 07, 2025 01:14 PM (uCfKO)



What a horrible experience for you and your family.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

45 Ghislane Maxwell convicted without anything in the record about who was paying what for what.

And the source of that $500 million remains opaque.

Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2025 01:17 PM (m4ZZk)

46 22 There is nothing to see here. Please disperse.

Emaregency! Emaregency!!! Please to be getting from street!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 01:17 PM (s8j++)

47 How about the DOJ start with that wacko cunt gislaine maxwell (if that's her real name) and find out what she Really knows?

Where is she, anyway? Nobody really knows.
So shady...
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 01:10 PM (57wKv)

Seriously. If they have her in custody, why isn't she being waterboarded in a CIA black site by the counter intelligence people to get the full details on the operation which was run by either a foreign or domestic intelligence agency?

None of their actions make any sense if we're supposed to believe this is all on the up and up.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 01:17 PM (uCjyK)

48 I think she needs one-on-one pickleball instruction.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 01:15 PM (77rzZ)


I'd rather her tickle my balls.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:16 PM

Tickle The Pickle

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 07, 2025 01:18 PM (4p0Xq)

49 The FBI helped run a coup attempt on a sitting POTUS over a Russia hoax they knew was entirely made up.

Who would be surprised they have been hiding evidence and covering up crimes for the very same people they worked with to frame Trump?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 01:18 PM (viF8m)

50 Good news, everyone!

https://shorturl.at/CQQNj

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 01:19 PM (L/fGl)

51 the FBI is reviewing "tens of thousands of videos of [Jeffrey] Epstein with children or child porn"

That could take forever, Jack! Do they need some help?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 07, 2025 01:19 PM (JCZqz)

52 17 Really? What are their names? Who did they work with or for? Why have we not seen anything about this?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

And why haven't they been assigned for Public Execution?

Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2025 01:19 PM (UnA8+)

53 I believe the DOJ and FBI needs to move very carefully on child and human trafficking. I can see the people involved, especially if they still have slaves, getting nervous to the point they decide their slaves are disposable. Heck, the people involved in trafficking may have already gone through a few slaves.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 01:20 PM (tT6L1)

54 Bongino will save us.

Posted by: I heard it on the radio at May 07, 2025 01:20 PM (T0oeS)

55 Yeah.

With all we know about our government in general and DOJ in particular...can we trust that anything significant is really happening here?

No.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 07, 2025 01:20 PM (Oq5OE)

56 The FBI helped run a coup attempt on a sitting POTUS over a Russia hoax they knew was entirely made up.

Who would be surprised they have been hiding evidence and covering up crimes for the very same people they worked with to frame Trump?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 01:18 PM

I have no problem believing that. How sad.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 07, 2025 01:20 PM (4p0Xq)

57 Just a reminder: the Feds had all of this video and still cut Epstein a sweetheart deal. The only reason it even got noticed in the mainstream is because some of the victims sued over the lenient sentence.

Gotta wonder how often stuff like this happens and we never hear about it.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 01:20 PM (l3YAf)

58 47 Seriously. If they have her in custody, why isn't she being waterboarded in a CIA black site by the counter intelligence people to get the full details on the operation which was run by either a foreign or domestic intelligence agency?

None of their actions make any sense if we're supposed to believe this is all on the up and up.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 01:17 PM (uCjyK)

If there's no Beatings, Torture, or Killings, then it's all Fake and Gay and an Op.

Posted by: XTC at May 07, 2025 01:21 PM (UnA8+)

59 I'd argue one of the absolute worst jobs in law enforcement is having to review those videos...I feel dirty just talking about it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 01:21 PM (7fElN)

60 Bob at the NSA has never wanted to an FBI agent as much as he does right now.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 07, 2025 01:21 PM (szPte)

61 30 FBI is diligently reviewing the Epstein tapes.

Special Agent Smith: "It's for.. umm... research... I mean review for a court case."
Posted by: dantesed
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It actually haunts agents doing that review including ptsd problems for some. Lots of adults get physically sick at that task and despise humanity after a long enough stint doing that.

And the videos have to be thoroughly scrutinized to develop grand jury and court testimony as to where when how, etc. and identification of victims and perpetrators.

Sickening stuff. Ask any Vice cop or arresting officers that you know about it. They hate it more than the rest of of us because they literally have to have their noses rubbed in the shit.


Posted by: whig at May 07, 2025 01:21 PM (ctrM5)

62 Until Bill and Hillary have been frog marched in front of the world, this is all talk.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2025 01:22 PM (Ruu2t)

63 Playing what-if a minute.

What If Epstein wasn't snuffed out by the powerful cabal because he had dirt on them?

What If instead he was introduced to Satan because a guard knew what was going on and administered some extracurricular justice...?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 07, 2025 01:22 PM (Oq5OE)

64 I am unsure of the Comey comments, hell, I'm unsure about any comments coming out of DC about the Epstein files.
It makes no sense that Bondi would say she has the Files on her desk if she didn't.
I do understand that the AG would keep the information close to the vest while investigating. If there are hundreds of children involved, that is a whole lot of review to keep their names and faces out of the evidence she will eventually release, and that I would imagine takes time.
It would serve no purpose to release anything to the House before the AG and FBI are ready to do so. If that means keeping Comey on pins and needles, so be it.
After years of watching Bondi and Patel in public discourse, I still trust them, as much as I trust any political figure or government agent. Which, to be honest, is less than at any time of my gray-haired life.
The upside of the investigation, in my view, is that it will have a secondary effect to burn the participants, most of which have supported Democrats in the past. That could help shatter the party, taken over by elitist and outside influence that now aligns with Marx and Mao instead of Madison, Locke, and Jefferson.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 07, 2025 01:22 PM (dadcM)

65 Bob at the NSA has never wanted to an FBI agent as much as he does right now.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 07, 2025 01:21 PM (szPte)

Dude, we have access to everything. The Epstein files are old news. And tame.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 07, 2025 01:22 PM (l3YAf)

66 It's always 'allegedly' unless it fits a narrative.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)


Tell that to the ostrich

Posted by: Squirrely Dan at May 07, 2025 01:23 PM (vf0Y9)

67 Until Bill and Hillary have been frog marched in front of the world, this is all talk.
Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2025 01:22 PM (Ruu2t)

I'd settle for being dragged across 50 miles of West Texas behind wild horses, especially if those two wind up in cacti several times.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 07, 2025 01:23 PM (VNX3d)

68 > 2 You will want to pray for these people reviewing these records. Doing it is soul crushing.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 01:08 PM (D7oie)

I guess all of the major social media platforms have counseling for those who review stuff like this, and it still has a very high burnout rate.

We normally complain about the Woko Haram removing anti-communist stuff (and that is indeed a valid complaint), but that doesn't change the fact that people do post a lot of truly nasty things on those services, which absolutely should be deleted and reported.

Posted by: Entitled Illegal Alien at May 07, 2025 01:24 PM (W5ArC)

69 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 01:24 PM (WSDIC)

70 And the answer is... Yes.

[rips envelope, blows it open]

"Was the CIA involved?"

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at May 07, 2025 01:24 PM (7Q0e+)

71 Just a reminder: the Feds had all of this video and still cut Epstein a sweetheart deal. The only reason it even got noticed in the mainstream is because some of the victims sued over the lenient sentence.

Gotta wonder how often stuff like this happens and we never hear about it.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
===

And those known victims got suicided.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2025 01:24 PM (/lPRQ)

72 groomers, predators, and trannies in sheikh there?
Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 12:58 PM

Okay Cher

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 01:25 PM (RxTC7)

73 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Old lady Rodham at May 07, 2025 01:25 PM (T0oeS)

74 Dude, we have access to everything. The Epstein files are old news. And tame.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 07, 2025 01:22 PM (l3YAf)

Bob! You haven't been Doged! Good for you, Sport.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 01:26 PM (a4NoL)

75 I'd argue one of the absolute worst jobs in law enforcement is having to review those videos...I feel dirty just talking about it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 01:21 PM (7fElN)



I was asked by the company HR department to investigate a laptop that was used by a manager and had something pop up on the screen during a presentation. "A VIRUS!" he claimed......

He had email accounts he used to send pictures of young boys in various states of undress. He was a preacher at a church in the town my brother and his family lived in. I learned from the local sheriff's office I shouldn't have done anything and HR should've turned everything over to the police immediately.

The sick f*ck was arrested and is probably still in prison.

It was around the same time as 9/11.

I was a mental wreck for MONTHS after all that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

76 >>I'd settle for being dragged across 50 miles of West Texas behind wild horses, especially if those two wind up in cacti several times.


As long as you shoot the Wild Horses when they are done, because they are an invasive species and should be eradicated.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2025 01:26 PM (Ruu2t)

77 >> I guess all of the major social media platforms have counseling for those who review stuff like this, and it still has a very high burnout rate.

Most of it is automated. What isn’t automated tends to be off-shored to somewhere cheap, like the Philippines or India.

Yeah, it does mess people up. The quantity is shocking.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 01:26 PM (l3YAf)

78 I truly did not want to believe this was widespread. I just can’t fathom it and it’s all incredibly hard on the soul.

Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 01:26 PM (p4NUW)

79 59 I'd argue one of the absolute worst jobs in law enforcement is having to review those videos...I feel dirty just talking about it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2025 01:21 PM (7fElN)
———

I did it as part of pro bono work for abused women and children. Horrific. Makes your soul go cold.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 01:26 PM (aeiyZ)

80 The FBI helped run a coup attempt on a sitting POTUS over a Russia hoax they knew was entirely made up.

Who would be surprised they have been hiding evidence and covering up crimes for the very same people they worked with to frame Trump?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2025 01:18 PM

There is no such thing as cheese pizza.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 01:27 PM (i24o9)

81
And why haven't ALL the Russia Hoax docs been declassified??

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 01:27 PM (57wKv)

82 "Dead men tell no tales."

Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2025 01:27 PM (i0F8b)

83 9 I do like that Bondi's announcement is a day after Comer's statement.

Move and countermove.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 01:10 PM (D7oie)

Yes, I never thought of that. And the pathetic press will pick up on it and report it, in their half-assed fashion, because it is two Republican powerhouses showing conflict.
The press loves themselves some of that good ol' Republican conflict. It's like crack to them. And all the time it keeps the issue in the forefront of the public's mind.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 07, 2025 01:28 PM (dadcM)

84 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 07, 2025 01:22 PM (dadcM)


Good to see you around lately, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

85 If the DU excerpt doesn't mention that Trump and Epstein were best friends and that Trump is a convicted rapist, then I don't know what I'm going to do with myself.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 01:28 PM (RxTC7)

86 There is no such thing as cheese pizza.

Well, of course not. It makes the pineapple keep sliding off.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 01:28 PM (s8j++)

87 79
I did it as part of pro bono work for abused women and children. Horrific. Makes your soul go cold.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade

Bless you. I knew you weren’t nearly as rough as you claim. 😂

Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 01:29 PM (p4NUW)

88 You will want to pray for these people reviewing these records. Doing it is soul crushing.
Posted by: Kindltot

-

I know a local officer that handles local stuff.

She was so excited "to be helping"

She's slowly become covered in tattoos since starting that job. It was what first clued me in to the trauma association with tattoos in females.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -If you were back on the market you'd lose the weight, but not for your husband at May 07, 2025 01:29 PM (g7exq)

89 I'm sure they are named Smith, Jones, and McCallan

@LeadingReport 31s
BREAKING: Six individuals, including a judge, have been indicted and arrested for election-related crimes tied to a vote-harvesting scheme in Frio County, Texas, Attorney General Ken Paxton announced.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 01:29 PM (mlg/3)

90 There is no such thing as cheese pizza.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 01:27 PM (i24o9)

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John Podesta hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 01:29 PM (WSDIC)

91 > How about the DOJ start with that wacko cunt gislaine maxwell (if that's her real name)

Maxwell was an assumed name from her father, who went by Robert Maxwell. Birth name was Jan Ludvik Hyman Binyamin Hoch.

The elder Maxwell owned a media empire, and also reportedly worked for the CIA, MI-6, and Mossad at various times.

He was found floating in the Atlantic Ocean, dead from mysterious causes that pathologists were unable to determine.

Posted by: Entitled Illegal Alien at May 07, 2025 01:29 PM (W5ArC)

92
Attorney General Pam Bondi said the FBI is reviewing "tens of thousands of videos of [Jeffrey] Epstein with children or child porn" and there are "hundreds of victims" as she addressed concerns about the delay to the full release of the case files.

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There are also thousands of perpetrators. Not a single word about them.

The children are crime victims. Epstein is dead. Maxwell is locked up. Thousands of criminals are not even going to be identified.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 07, 2025 01:29 PM (HAafC)

93 Dead men tell no tales.
Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2025 01:27 PM (i0F8b)

Actually they do. In fact, the shortest tale ever written.

"I voted."

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 01:29 PM (RxTC7)

94 89 I'm sure they are named Smith, Jones, and McCallan

@LeadingReport 31s
BREAKING: Six individuals, including a judge, have been indicted and arrested for election-related crimes tied to a vote-harvesting scheme in Frio County, Texas, Attorney General Ken Paxton announced.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 01:29 PM (mlg/3)

======

I've been told that anything judges do is not only legal, but above review from any other branch.

Unless that judge has a wife who's a conservative activist, that is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:30 PM (GBKbO)

95 There is no such thing as cheese pizza.

-

I'd still like to know the odds of that guy firing one round in that restaurant and it hitting the hard drive that was still in the computer in another room.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -If you were back on the market you'd lose the weight, but not for your husband at May 07, 2025 01:30 PM (g7exq)

96 82 "Dead men tell no tales."
Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2025 01:27 PM (i0F8b)

Frankly, I'm not 100% convinced Epstein is dead.

I still find the whole story hard to believe. Guards are napping and faking their reports, cameras don't work, Epstein allegedly hanged himself with torn bedsheets on a bunk thats like 5 1/2 feet tall (while having a CPAP machine with a power cord in his cell he could have used to strangle himself to death), he was "accidentally" taken off suicide watch, and -- oh yeah, a NYPost reporter just happened to be hanging around the loading doc of the federal prison in manhattan when Epsteins body was rolled out, uncovered, and was lucky enough to get a picture of the body being put in a coroners van.

All just seems a bit... odd.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 01:30 PM (uCjyK)

97 The children are crime victims. Epstein is dead. Maxwell is locked up.

I suppose a coffin is a KIND of lockup.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 01:31 PM (s8j++)

98 That isn't concern, hussy. It's blinding rage.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 01:31 PM (RxTC7)

99 Hillary: [Watching child porn video] Hey, that room looks familiar.

Posted by: Cue the Throwing Lamp at May 07, 2025 01:31 PM (qUkBO)

100 @LeadingReport 31s
BREAKING: Six individuals, including a judge, have been indicted and arrested for election-related crimes tied to a vote-harvesting scheme in Frio County, Texas, Attorney General Ken Paxton announced.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 01:29 PM

No worries. Another judge in Denver or somewhere will not allow the arrests.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 07, 2025 01:31 PM (4p0Xq)

101 @LeadingReport 31s
BREAKING: Six individuals, including a judge, have been indicted and arrested for election-related crimes tied to a vote-harvesting scheme in Frio County, Texas, Attorney General Ken Paxton announced.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 01:29 PM (mlg/3)



Seems Ken Paxton is the only one doing anything about voter fraud in the US.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

102 I'm willing to re-extend the presumption that she does intend to release them.

But, after the JFK files snafu, she's on a short leash

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 01:31 PM (bw0ep)

103 >> I'm not 100% convinced Epstein is dead.


I think he's dead and I also think he was killed the way he was to discourage anyone from coming forward/becoming States Witnesses.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2025 01:32 PM (Ruu2t)

104 Epstein is as dead as The Constitution.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 01:33 PM (RxTC7)

105 It's remarkable, but the one thing that all Americans seem to agree on, conservative or communist, gay or straight, old or young, is that Epstein did not kill himself.

I don't know how that could be used to help reunify the country, but it's good to know that we do still have at least one point of commonality.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 01:33 PM (W5ArC)

106 I think he's dead and I also think he was killed the way he was to discourage anyone from coming forward/becoming States Witnesses.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2025 01:32 PM (Ruu2t)



Ya think?

Posted by: Zombie Seth Rich at May 07, 2025 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

107 Frankly, I'm not 100% convinced Epstein is dead.
___

My opinion is that Bill Barr's role in the Epstein affair was to get Epstein out of the US. I find that more likely than he was to organize his murder.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 01:33 PM (Dv3i1)

108 And why haven't ALL the Russia Hoax docs been declassified??

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 01:27 PM (57wKv)

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Waiting for District Clown Judge Bozoberg's permission?

/Good question, since Trump ORDERED THAT DURING HIS FIRST TERM ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 01:33 PM (WSDIC)

109 > I suppose a coffin is a KIND of lockup.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 01:31 PM (s8j++)

You think Jizz Lane is dead?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 01:33 PM (W5ArC)

110 103 I think he's dead and I also think he was killed the way he was to discourage anyone from coming forward/becoming States Witnesses.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2025

I think he is dead and it was so the Bill Gates’ of the world could breathe a sigh of relief. What about Jeffrey Epstein’s house in NYC? Is it just sitting there?

Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 01:34 PM (p4NUW)

111 Bondi is under intense scrutiny… by everyone, us included… as she should be. She wanted the job, it comes with the territory.. the times we live in.

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 01:34 PM (PCK5/)

112 102 I'm willing to re-extend the presumption that she does intend to release them.

But, after the JFK files snafu, she's on a short leash
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 01:31 PM (bw0ep)

It's one thing to release the FBI's "Epstein files" which likely won't have a whole lot of new information that wasn't presented at Ghislaine's trial. Maybe it will name some of the "marks" or Johns involved.

But the real file that we need to see is the CIA's file on Epstein. We need to know who was directing Epstein to set up this disgusting honey pot trap, the mechanisms of it, and the names of the people who need to go to prison for the rest of their lives. That file I doubt will ever see the light of day.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 01:34 PM (uCjyK)

113 I presume a top tier blackmail operation has very good cameras. Movies are no good to you if you cant identify the faces of the blackmailees.

I feel sorry for the victims, but that is secondary to perps being known to all.

Of course the media is not asking the right questions..."How many clients have you identified in the videos?"

Posted by: Francis at May 07, 2025 01:34 PM (bbuBP)

114
No reasonable prosecutor..
.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2025 01:34 PM (QnmlO)

115 a NYPost reporter just happened to be hanging around the loading doc of the federal prison in manhattan when Epsteins body was rolled out, uncovered, and was lucky enough to get a picture of the body being put in a coroners van.

All just seems a bit... odd.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


That wheel-out was the weirdest thing ever. There's no way the coroner would do that without instructions.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 01:34 PM (mlg/3)

116 I'm willing to re-extend the presumption that she does intend to release them.

But, after the JFK files snafu, she's on a short leash

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 01:31 PM (bw0ep)

I recommend spankings.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 01:34 PM (i24o9)

117 There should be no delay. Chop. Chop.

Here, take this drug. It will enable arresting and researching within in a single department.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at May 07, 2025 01:35 PM (B59gt)

118 "The children are crime victims. Epstein is dead. Maxwell is locked up. Thousands of criminals are not even going to be identified."

They paid their dues for their crimes ... by serving the DeepState every time they were asked.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 07, 2025 01:35 PM (Cus5s)

119 >> Federal judge orders Trump admin to immediately resettle 12K migrants

It’s really past the time to beat the courts with a tire iron.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 07, 2025 01:35 PM (P26Y+)

120 I think he's dead and I also think he was killed the way he was to discourage anyone from coming forward/becoming States Witnesses.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2025 01:32 PM (Ruu2t)

The facts fit that as well, but I also think it's easier for the intel agencies to fake his death and smuggle him out of the country then it is for them to kill an asset running a major CIA / Mossad / MI-6 / whoever op. That won't give the rest of the assets running similar ops the warm and fuzzies.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 01:35 PM (uCjyK)

121 Two More Weeks!

Posted by: Joe DiGenova at May 07, 2025 01:35 PM (qUkBO)

122 Pam Bondi is not an ugly woman
Posted by: Doof
......

She has a nice torso.

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2025 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

123 Epstein was killed in the Lubyanka in a sense…

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 01:35 PM (PCK5/)

124 > What about Jeffrey Epstein’s house in NYC? Is it just sitting there?
Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 01:34 PM (p4NUW)

Kind of surprised it hasn't had a mysterious fire, like all the structures on Epstein's island.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 01:35 PM (W5ArC)

125 Interesting tha Bondi's statement referred to "Epstein with children or child porn". She made zero mention of other adult men on videos.

If there are none of those released, the next big question the FBI will be asked is "What happened to all those videos?".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2025 01:35 PM (SQPqL)

126 Pray for Pam Bondi if you're a person of faith and aren't already doing so. I know the Press Secretary. -Whose name escapes me at moment- is a person of religious faith and I'm sure if she is as well Pam would appreciate prayers too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 01:36 PM (42Vb+)

127 I did it as part of pro bono work for abused women and children. Horrific. Makes your soul go cold.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade

Bless you. I knew you weren’t nearly as rough as you claim. 😂
Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 01:29 PM (p4NUW)
——

The Blade is very tough! Anyone who can watch that and not be affected and revolted is a sick pervert sociopath. There are unfortunately many sick perverted sociopaths in the world. Evil exists.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 01:36 PM (aeiyZ)

128 I truly did not want to believe this was widespread. I just can’t fathom it and it’s all incredibly hard on the soul.
Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 01:26 PM (p4NUW)

It was widespread before every adult and half of the children carried movie cameras on them constantly.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 01:36 PM (8avO+)

129 Frankly, I'm not 100% convinced Epstein is dead.

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Agreed. Seems nearly unfathomable that he would not have had a "dead-man's switch" immediately & publicly incriminating all of his associates to protect himself from being murdered.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 01:36 PM (XC8Nd)

130 What about Jeffrey Epstein’s house in NYC? Is it just sitting there?

I'd like to see Cyrus Vance arrested for aiding and abetting, he's the guy that was protecting Epstein in NY for all those years.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 01:36 PM (t0Rmr)

131 I’ve been saying for years I think Epstein is still alive.


How does one maintain sanity having to watch kiddie porn to identify the criminals and the victims? Ugh. Not a job I could stomach.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 01:36 PM (W2Pud)

132 That wheel-out was the weirdest thing ever. There's no way the coroner would do that without instructions.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 01:34 PM (mlg/3)

Agreed. I've never heard of that happening before or since Epstein.

Usually a dead body is moved in secret, in a body bag. Not brought out on a stretcher, uncovered, on a public loading dock with a NY Post reporter hanging around with his camera.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 01:37 PM (uCjyK)

133 What about Jeffrey Epstein’s house in NYC? Is it just sitting there?
Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 01:34 PM (p4NUW)

Some wall street guy bought it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 01:37 PM (uCjyK)

134 Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 01:36 PM (W2Pud)

How are you?

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 01:37 PM (RxTC7)

135 Federal judge orders Trump admin to immediately resettle 12K migrants
____

I hear that this judge's backyard is spacious and can house the 'migrants', aka illegal aliens.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 01:37 PM (Dv3i1)

136 The facts fit that as well, but I also think it's easier for the intel agencies to fake his death and smuggle him out of the country then it is for them to kill an asset running a major CIA / Mossad / MI-6 / whoever op. That won't give the rest of the assets running similar ops the warm and fuzzies.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 01:35 PM (uCjyK)

If they were good at faking his death, his suicide would not be a national joke.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 01:38 PM (8avO+)

137 That won't give the rest of the assets running similar ops the warm and fuzzies.

Ghislane was the one running the op from the Nat Sec side. Note they didn't even arrest her until Trump forced them to (they knew exactly where she was).

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 01:38 PM (t0Rmr)

138 131 I’ve been saying for years I think Epstein is still alive.

How does one maintain sanity having to watch kiddie porn to identify the criminals and the victims? Ugh. Not a job I could stomach.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2025 01:36 PM (W2Pud)

More for me!

Posted by: Any Antifa Goon at May 07, 2025 01:38 PM (KbCG3)

139 Dude, you've supposed to signal when you change lanes.

https://shorturl.at/mmhUV

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 01:38 PM (L/fGl)

140 >> I truly did not want to believe this was widespread. I just can’t fathom it and it’s all incredibly hard on the soul.


Sadly. A quick search of the Sex Offenders Database for ANY locale will disabuse you of your desired beliefs.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2025 01:38 PM (Ruu2t)

141 I've been told that anything judges do is not only legal, but above review from any other branch.

Unless that judge has a wife who's a conservative activist, that is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:30 PM (GBKbO)

Well, it would appear that Catholics aren't the only ones with a pervert problem. 10 years ago, it was known that only Catholic priests raped kids, but the news since that mess was cleaned up is that every walk of life seems to have a pervert problem.

I guess some men will stick their dick anywhere, and some really love the feel of abusing others. Don't get me started on the women who enable that garbage.

Now, the moron who said that rape is sexual needs to have sexual defined a bit better. Rape is violence, and the power dynamic is all of it. It appears some men are so small they need to abuse kids who have no chance of fighting back.

Every rapist needs to be escorted toute de suite to hell.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 01:39 PM (a4NoL)

142 Kind of surprised it hasn't had a mysterious fire, like all the structures on Epstein's island.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 01:35 PM (W5ArC)

Largest single family residence in NYC, right near Central Park.

Say what you will about Les Wexner -- the guy definitely did not skimp when it came to giving out gifts to his college-drop out, middle school teacher - turned financial advisors.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 01:39 PM (uCjyK)

143 @LeadingReport 31s
BREAKING: Six individuals, including a judge, have been indicted and arrested for election-related crimes tied to a vote-harvesting scheme in Frio County, Texas, Attorney General Ken Paxton announced.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 01:29 PM (mlg/3)


Seems Ken Paxton is the only one doing anything about voter fraud in the US.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
===

Odd that proof of vote fraud (cases persued) only happens in Republican dominated districts.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2025 01:39 PM (/lPRQ)

144 Kash Patel and Pam Bondi announce 205 arrests of child predators this week ALONE


Really? What are their names? Who did they work with or for? Why have we not seen anything about this?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

Because the entirely of the press and an overwhelming majority of the government have a vested interest in you not seeing anything about it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at May 07, 2025 01:40 PM (oSeBJ)

145 126 Pray for Pam Bondi if you're a person of faith and aren't already doing so. I know the Press Secretary. -Whose name escapes me at moment- is a person of religious faith and I'm sure if she is as well Pam would appreciate prayers too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 01:36 PM (42Vb+)

Karoline Leavitt, and yes, these folks need the cover of prayer for the protection of their minds and bodies. The folks who participated in this don't want it to get out. May the Lord keep and protect their hearts and minds, and may those who did this evil receive true justice.

Posted by: Moki at May 07, 2025 01:40 PM (wLjpr)

146 Federal judge orders Trump admin to immediately resettle 12K migrants

On July 13, 2022, President Joe Biden nominated Whitehead to serve as a United States district judge...On February 28, 2023, the Senate invoked cloture on his nomination by a 51–43 vote

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 01:40 PM (t0Rmr)

147 "The FBI is diligently going through that," Bondi told reporters on Wednesday morning, and the volume of evidence explained why more files had not been released so far.
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Question:
Who imposed the requirement that all files must be reviewed and no more files can be released until, and only until, all files have been reviewed?

Answer: The same people that 1) covered up for Epstein for decades, 2) the same people who did all they could to keep avoid any trial (including "suicided") 3) the same people that lied about releasing all the files, 4) the same people that suddenly found more files, so many files that the can't possibly review them all until 2028 at the earliest.

Gosh, oh ok, carry on ham-n-eggers, you honest, hard-working public servants ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 01:40 PM (bw0ep)

148 So, if reviewing video (talk about a horrifying job) maybe the initial files were destroyed. This would make sense as Biden was on his way out the door. But why keep tapes?

So much of all of this shit does not make sense.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 01:40 PM (wLj9Q)

149 If they decide just to summarize the videos I'd be fine with that, assuming they name names of perpetrators. No one needs those videos shown anywhere at all outside of a grand jury or as sealed evidence in a trial.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2025 01:40 PM (SQPqL)

150 Dude, you've supposed to signal when you change lanes.

https://shorturl.at/mmhUV

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 01:38 PM (L/fGl)

Dude FAFOd.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 01:41 PM (i24o9)

151 Evil exists.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 01:36 PM (aeiyZ)

I am acutely aware, and seriously, thank you for doing this to help people who needed it.

Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 01:41 PM (p4NUW)

152 If anything comes of this it will JUST be Epstein and absolutely nobody else. Clients?? No, he had no clients. Kept all those girls to himself. Nothing to see here, move along.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at May 07, 2025 01:41 PM (V362x)

153 Frankly, I'm not 100% convinced Epstein is dead.
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My opinion is that Bill Barr's role in the Epstein affair was to get Epstein out of the US. I find that more likely than he was to organize his murder.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 01:33 PM (Dv3i1)

Why would you think that. He's a total liability alive.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 01:41 PM (8avO+)

154
Good to see you around lately, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

At my age, it's good to be seen. Thanks for saying hi. And I hope all is going well for you and yours. I have said at least a few prayers for your family.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 07, 2025 01:42 PM (dadcM)

155
Dude FAFOd.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 01:41 PM (i24o9)



Biker was likely cut off and was expressing his displeasure at the act.

Killing him isn't the response I'd quite expect from the driver.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

156 Oops, I confused Ghislaine Maxwell with Virginia Giuffre. Apologies.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 01:42 PM (s8j++)

157 "Birth name was Jan Ludvik Hyman Binyamin Hoch."

Who names their kid after a law firm?

Posted by: Old lady Rodham at May 07, 2025 01:42 PM (T0oeS)

158 Easier to kill him than hide him….

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 01:42 PM (PCK5/)

159 >>>She has a nice torso.
Posted by: wth

That's MY pick-up line!

Posted by: Ed Gein at May 07, 2025 01:42 PM (KRtlO)

160 If anything comes of this it will JUST be Epstein and absolutely nobody else. Clients?? No, he had no clients. Kept all those girls to himself. Nothing to see here, move along.

You can routinely see lists of the men arrested for solicting normal adult hookers in the news.

Odd that cops just can't managed to arrest any of the elite clientele that went to Epstein island though isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 01:43 PM (t0Rmr)

161 The CIA and FBI files on Epstein should have all been read by now by Bondi and Patel. But I know that is wishful thinking.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 01:43 PM (Dv3i1)

162 Well, it would appear that Catholics aren't the only ones with a pervert problem. 10 years ago, it was known that only Catholic priests raped kids, but the news since that mess was cleaned up is that every walk of life seems to have a pervert problem.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 01:39 PM (a4NoL)

What? I get the Catholic bashing here, but I don't think anyone ever thought the Catholic Church had any exclusivity on child molestation.

The bigger scandal (inside the Church at least), wasn't so much that there were several dozen priests in the US who, over a 50 year period, molested hundreds or thousands of young boys. The bigger scandal was that the Church treated those priests as sinners who needed to atone, not as criminals who needed to be turned in to the police.

In other words, the Church handled it internally when they clearly shouldn't have.

But public school teachers molest way more children in a given year than Catholic priests ever did.

Any profession that allows adults alone time with young children is always going to draw in a certain element of adults who want to have sex with young children, unfortunately.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 01:43 PM (uCjyK)

163
At my age, it's good to be seen. Thanks for saying hi. And I hope all is going well for you and yours. I have said at least a few prayers for your family.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 07, 2025 01:42 PM (dadcM)



Things are getting better, thanks. I do truly understand what "day to day" means.....

And thank you. We are eternally grateful to The Horde and all their prayers over the last year. We found them highly effective.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

164 That wheel-out was the weirdest thing ever. There's no way the coroner would do that without instructions.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 01:34 PM (mlg/3)

Agreed. I've never heard of that happening before or since Epstein.

Usually a dead body is moved in secret, in a body bag. Not brought out on a stretcher, uncovered, on a public loading dock with a NY Post reporter hanging around with his camera.
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There's a procedure for everything with an organization of that size in that location and there's not a chance in hell some mook took it on himself to just roll the body out uncovered and thru a public loading doc. That move is as suspicious as the death itself.

Posted by: Crusader at May 07, 2025 01:43 PM (TN0g+)

165 >>Biker was likely cut off and was expressing his displeasure at the act.


Since MT adopted lane splitting, I have loved watching every single Motorcyclist I have seen becoming an Organ Donor.

I am a horrible person.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2025 01:43 PM (Ruu2t)

166 GHAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

@LeadingReport 1m
BREAKING: House leadership has reportedly canceled votes originally set for this week to cut wasteful spending found by DOGE, including USAID, PBS, and NPR, per Rep. Thomas Massie.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 01:43 PM (mlg/3)

167 The FBI is diligently going through that
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Sorry. This sentence reminds me of the joke from Porkys Revenge:

"I sat through every disgusting frame of this film. Twice."

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 01:44 PM (RxTC7)

168 While none of us know what is going on in this case, I will patiently wait vs flame throwing.

I believe that the most important thing President Trump is doing is deporting damn criminal and regular old illegal aliens. Giving them the boot to El Salvador or the countries they spawned from.

The Epstein issue is, for me, is important in identifying key players, such as the Clinton's, and Hollywood pervs who should never walk free again. Bondi has said repeatedly, she will protect the victims first.

As far as records being burned, etc, there is the issue of The Cloud if videos were sent to any of these evil perverts. Epstein probably left records in the event he died, or that's the way movies go with plots such as this.

As far as him being dead, his ears looked far different in his corpse glamour photos vs in life. Unless hanging stretches out your earlobes and the shape.

People setting themselves on fire over this issue should stop screaming about it. I think she knows. I think Patel knows, as well as President Trump.

Millions of combat age illegal bastards are in this country, raping, killing, sex trafficking, drugging, and gang banging daily. This is first on the list.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 07, 2025 01:44 PM (6PCLE)

169 Which will we learn first: 1. The identity of any identifiable adult in any of the Epstein child porn tapes. 2. The identity of the person on the scaffolding J6th with the pistol. 3. The identity of the J6th bomber (remember the phone company called "bullshit" on the scrambled data from his phone).

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 01:44 PM (Da7Vv)

170 Dude, you've supposed to signal when you change lanes.

https://shorturl.at/mmhUV
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 01:38 PM (L/fGl)
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I’ll bet the driver thought the rider pulled a gun on him. I’m not sure he didn’t. The rider looks like he reached into his bag, pulled something out, and you can see it bouncing over the roof of the van and then across the street. Not sure what it is.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 01:44 PM (aeiyZ)

171 Dude, you've supposed to signal when you change lanes.

https://shorturl.at/mmhUV
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 01:38 PM (L/fGl)
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Having been hit by a car riding my motorcycle my suggested punishment for this driver is to enlist him/her/it in the Ukrainian army toot suite.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2025 01:44 PM (SQPqL)

172 And why haven't ALL the Russia Hoax docs been declassified??

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 01:27 PM (57wKv)

Because they've all been destroyed.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at May 07, 2025 01:44 PM (oSeBJ)

173 Epstein's clients are too big to fail. We will get no satisfaction on this as well as many other criminal activities that involve "important" people. You can bank it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 01:44 PM (/U5Yz)

174 Seems Ken Paxton is the only one doing anything about voter fraud in the US.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)


I've been informed that he's crooked. A horrible individual. Probably has unpaid parking tickets.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 07, 2025 01:44 PM (ExV1e)

175 "Birth name was Jan Ludvik Hyman Binyamin Hoch."

Who names their kid after a law firm?
Posted by: Old lady Rodham at May 07, 2025 01:42 PM (T0oeS)



This seems fitting..........


https://youtu.be/gPpKjo3TIuU

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

176 Funny how shortly after gay priests were accepted we had a child sex scandal.

And in a completely unrelated note shortly after the Boy Scouts accepted gay scout leaders they too had a child sex scandal.

I wonder what these two cases have in similiar that I am just missing somehow?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 01:44 PM (t0Rmr)

177 They wanted his corpse to be seen… it is called “ messaging”…

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 01:45 PM (PCK5/)

178 Usually a dead body is moved in secret, in a body bag. Not brought out on a stretcher, uncovered, on a public loading dock with a NY Post reporter hanging around with his camera.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 01:37 PM (uCjyK)

A possibility is because if they had brought him out in a body bag you'd be saying that it was not Epstein at all being removed.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 01:45 PM (8avO+)

179 162 In other words, the Church handled it internally when they clearly shouldn't have.

But public school teachers molest way more children in a given year than Catholic priests ever did.

Any profession that allows adults alone time with young children is always going to draw in a certain element of adults who want to have sex with young children, unfortunately.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 01:43 PM (uCjyK)

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Number of movies about the abuse of the Catholic Church that won Best Picture at the Oscars: 1.

Number of movies about the abuse of the public school system that won Best Picture at the Oscars: 0.

There was definitely a concentrated cultural effort to smear Catholic priests as the only major source of pedophilia in America.

I don't think many people here in these comments believed it, but the effort was very strong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

180 I wonder what these two cases have in similiar that I am just missing somehow?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 01:44 PM (t0Rmr)
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Both organizations were sued by the Trial Lawyers Association, I believe, for discrimination.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 01:45 PM (tT6L1)

181
I've been informed that he's crooked. A horrible individual. Probably has unpaid parking tickets.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 07, 2025 01:44 PM (ExV1e)



Because Karl Rove said so......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

182 >>>Epstein's clients are too big to fail. We will get no satisfaction on this as well as many other criminal activities that involve "important" people. You can bank it.

I'm sure they have top men on the case. Top. Men.

Posted by: brak at May 07, 2025 01:45 PM (jGJov)

183 Just a reminder: the Feds had all of this video and still cut Epstein a sweetheart deal. The only reason it even got noticed in the mainstream is because some of the victims sued over the lenient sentence.

Gotta wonder how often stuff like this happens and we never hear about it.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 01:20 PM (l3YAf)

The deep state is deep.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at May 07, 2025 01:46 PM (g8Ew8)

184 Pam Bondi is not an ugly woman
Posted by: Doof

She has a great plastic surgeon. It’s subtle, and she looks good as a result, not like she is wearing a mask.

Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2025 01:46 PM (p4NUW)

185 Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 01:43 PM (mlg/3)

You forgot Gay, lame and gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 07, 2025 01:46 PM (wLj9Q)

186 Interesting tha Bondi's statement referred to "Epstein with children or child porn". She made zero mention of other adult men on videos.
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Odd it is -
And here is a video of Epstein flipping through 'Kiddie Pron Weekly' magazine...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2025 01:46 PM (/lPRQ)

187 No pun intended, but I do hope this really is their trump card.

All the people who will be implicated in the Epstein horror.

Use it on judges, politicians, bazillionaires, both foreign and domestic. Use it all, and kill the satanic pedophile legions, once and for all.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2025 01:46 PM (2Wwko)

188 Dear Bernie and AOC,

I'm all for destroying the oligarchy, same as you. Clearly we are in lockstep of publicizing the Epstein Island files, correct? I mean, no one is above the law, right?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 01:46 PM (KbCG3)

189 Having been hit by a car riding my motorcycle my suggested punishment for this driver is to enlist him/her/it in the Ukrainian army toot suite.

Was it last year lil Z fired his defense secretary because the latter argued human wave assaults on prepared defenses with artillery back them was a bad use of Uke manpower?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 01:46 PM (t0Rmr)

190 Why would you think that. He's a total liability alive.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 01:41 PM (8avO+)

Because he was working for an intelligence agency, doing the work he was hired to do.

And being in that kind of world, the assumption would be he planned for all kinds of scenarios, including one where one of his marks / Johns or someone else tried to have him killed. And he would likely have some kind of "dead mans switch" to protect against that.

But more to the point, intelligence agencies don't usually kill their own agents when they get caught, they usually try to protect them, if only because the OTHER agents out there want to believe they won't be left out in the wind if their own ops blow up somehow, and it's hard to keep people loyal if they think their bosses would have them killed if that was convenient for them.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 01:46 PM (uCjyK)

191 166 GHAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

@LeadingReport 1m
BREAKING: House leadership has reportedly canceled votes originally set for this week to cut wasteful spending found by DOGE, including USAID, PBS, and NPR, per Rep. Thomas Massie.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 01:43 PM (mlg/3)

They're not gonna vote to permanently cut anything are they...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2025 01:46 PM (VE6XX)

192 People setting themselves on fire over this issue should stop screaming about it.

It's what we do.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 01:47 PM (s8j++)

193 A possibility is because if they had brought him out in a body bag you'd be saying that it was not Epstein at all being removed.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 01:45 PM (8avO+)

Since when do they care what people say? Didn't all the important cameras magically break at the same time?

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 01:47 PM (RxTC7)

194 John Rich on Benny's show discussed how they are using AI to create CP with your child's pictures from yours and their socials.

Then extorting your child by threatening to release it if your child doesn't accede to their non-monetary demands.

We haven't even started delving into how much evil Biden was encouraging.
And how much more is yet to come out ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 01:47 PM (bw0ep)

195 84 Pam Bondi is not an ugly woman
Posted by: Doof

She has a great plastic surgeon. It’s subtle, and she looks good as a result, not like she is wearing a mask.
Posted by: Piper


She has very shapely legs.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 01:47 PM (/U5Yz)

196 Funny how shortly after gay priests were accepted we had a child sex scandal.

And in a completely unrelated note shortly after the Boy Scouts accepted gay scout leaders they too had a child sex scandal.

I wonder what these two cases have in similiar that I am just missing somehow?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 01:44 PM (t0Rmr)

Yes the acceptance of homosexuals didn't help but jokes and slurs about priests and young boys have been around for at least 120 years.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 01:47 PM (8avO+)

197 Epstein
Jeffrey Epstein
What kind of kids were raped by Epstein?
Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks,
Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox.
Epstein
Jeffrey Epstein
He's just the one we nabbed.

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2025 01:47 PM (pMi6S)

198 But public school teachers molest way more children in a given year than Catholic priests ever did.

The majority of the cases in public schools are female teachers molesting male students, which the public has the tendency to hand wave away or laugh off (where were these teachers when I was in school LOL)

Posted by: brak at May 07, 2025 01:47 PM (jGJov)

199
Maybe that's why all these Republicans eventually turn into compliant cucks -- they don't want the "Hoover treatment." That is, portraying them as lawless cross-dressing freaks for future generations.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 07, 2025 01:47 PM (57wKv)

200 Someone called Sec Acosta and told him to take it easy on Epstein.

Bondi can access who that was if she wants and prosecute the caller at any time.

But...nada so far.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 01:47 PM (t0Rmr)

201 They're not gonna vote to permanently cut anything are they...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2025 01:46 PM (VE6XX)

Nope. Including taxes.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 01:48 PM (RxTC7)

202 Biker was likely cut off and was expressing his displeasure at the act.

Killing him isn't the response I'd quite expect from the driver.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)


Injured, hospitalized, released.

https://tinyurl.com/yajyezj4


>>>Samir Helio Pazzoto-Filho

Diversity is our strength.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 01:48 PM (i24o9)

203 Usually a dead body is moved in secret, in a body bag. Not brought out on a stretcher, uncovered, on a public loading dock with a NY Post reporter hanging around with his camera.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 01:37 PM (uCjyK)

A possibility is because if they had brought him out in a body bag you'd be saying that it was not Epstein at all being removed.
Posted by: Oldcat

-

I would hope everyone would assume that.

And with the cameras amazingly going out and movie makeup and mask technology these days? I still do.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -If you were back on the market you'd lose the weight, but not for your husband at May 07, 2025 01:48 PM (g7exq)

204 Always thought of Epstein as a loose end… not surprised by the demise at all.

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 01:48 PM (PCK5/)

205 Don't get me started on the women who enable that garbage.

The percentage of teachers convicted shows that women don't only enable.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 07, 2025 01:48 PM (ExV1e)

206 @LeadingReport 1m
BREAKING: House leadership has reportedly canceled votes originally set for this week to cut wasteful spending found by DOGE, including USAID, PBS, and NPR, per Rep. Thomas Massie.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 01:43 PM (mlg/3)

Remember:
- Massie is the bad guy
- House leadership are just honest ham ‘n eggers doing the peoples’ business

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 01:48 PM (l3YAf)

207
She has very shapely legs.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 01:47 PM (/U5Yz)



And a GREAT ASS!!!!!

Posted by: Al Pacino at May 07, 2025 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

208 Funny how shortly after gay priests were accepted we had a child sex scandal.

And in a completely unrelated note shortly after the Boy Scouts accepted gay scout leaders they too had a child sex scandal.

I wonder what these two cases have in similiar that I am just missing somehow?
-----------

I think you're oversimplifying just a smidge--we've had child sex scandals for as long as humans congregated in any sort of large numbers since children are smaller and less able to defend themselves. Its true that policies can make such acts more likely or less likely to occur, but evil acts aren't anything new, especially against those least able to defend themselves.

Posted by: Crusader at May 07, 2025 01:49 PM (TN0g+)

209
Things are getting better, thanks. I do truly understand what "day to day" means.....

And thank you. We are eternally grateful to The Horde and all their prayers over the last year. We found them highly effective.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

This made my day! *big smile*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 07, 2025 01:49 PM (dadcM)

210 206 Remember:
- Massie is the bad guy
- House leadership are just honest ham ‘n eggers doing the peoples’ business
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 01:48 PM (l3YAf)

=====

Go Team Red.

But, I assume this has more to do with pending the end of the budget process than Johnson deciding to screw over Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:49 PM (GBKbO)

211 Just a reminder: the Feds had all of this video and still cut Epstein a sweetheart deal. The only reason it even got noticed in the mainstream is because some of the victims sued over the lenient sentence.

Gotta wonder how often stuff like this happens and we never hear about it.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 01:20 PM (l3YAf)

The deep state is deep.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at May 07, 2025 01:46 PM (g8Ew

Yeah, it's really worse than just a sweetheart deal. They broke the law, in that the victims of his crimes were not allowed to even know about the plea deal they set up, and hurried into court before anyone could object.

And when we talk about the Deep State, it's worth noting, the prosecutor who gave him that deal (on orders, I'm sure) was the guy Trump nominated as Labor Secretary, before something else (I think) made him withdraw.

The wolves are still hiding inside the gate.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2025 01:49 PM (2Wwko)

212 But public school teachers molest way more children in a given year than Catholic priests ever did.

-

IIRC it was something like 10% of all students decades ago. Who knows what it is now that the teachers have openly proclaimed that they have "This is our little secret, don't tell your parents" policies.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -If you were back on the market you'd lose the weight, but not for your husband at May 07, 2025 01:50 PM (g7exq)

213 The bigger scandal was that the Church treated those priests as sinners who needed to atone, not as criminals who needed to be turned in to the police.

In other words, the Church handled it internally when they clearly shouldn't have.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 01:43 PM (uCjyK)

The enablers were perverts, too. Lavender Mafia in action. The bishops who weren't perverts were told by "credible sources" [which means, perverts] how to handle the problem. They were lied to.

Both the perpetrators and the enablers should have been arrested, no doubt. Many of them were, and now seminaries screen for perversion, but up until a decade ago, perverts ran the seminaries as well.

I know enough priests personally who can attest to living through hell in seminary because they weren't perverts. Not a pretty thing. But it has turned a corner, and if we can get a decent Pope this time who is a Catholic, preferably from Africa, it will have ended for good.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 01:50 PM (a4NoL)

214 The GOP needs to vote in lockstep to pass legislation over the objections of Democrats. Most likely, the votes are not there on the GOP side and there's no way any Democrat will vote for anything which might give the GOP a win, regardless of how much it might help constituents.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2025 01:50 PM (tT6L1)

215 A possibility is because if they had brought him out in a body bag you'd be saying that it was not Epstein at all being removed.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 01:45 PM (8avO+)

Ah, so they were playing 4D chess.

Who is "they" in this scenario by the way?

If Epstein's "suicide" was how it's presented, "they" in that scenario is... some prison guard Sergeant or something? Who had the foresight to play 4D chess with a body of a high profile inmate who was supposed to be on suicide watch?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 01:50 PM (uCjyK)

216 Which will we learn first: 1. The identity of any identifiable adult in any of the Epstein child porn tapes. 2. The identity of the person on the scaffolding J6th with the pistol. 3. The identity of the J6th bomber (remember the phone company called "bullshit" on the scrambled data from his phone).

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at May 07, 2025 01:44 PM (Da7Vv)

----------------

The identity of the Loch Ness Monster.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 01:50 PM (E6PSH)

217 I’ll bet the driver thought the rider pulled a gun on him. I’m not sure he didn’t. The rider looks like he reached into his bag, pulled something out, and you can see it bouncing over the roof of the van and then across the street. Not sure what it is.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 01:44 PM (aeiyZ)

It's a jar of Grey Poupon.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at May 07, 2025 01:50 PM (g8Ew8)

218 >>>hings are getting better, thanks. I do truly understand what "day to day" means.....

I didn't know about this. My prayers are with you.

Posted by: ace at May 07, 2025 01:50 PM (KRtlO)

219 A possibility is because if they had brought him out in a body bag you'd be saying that it was not Epstein at all being removed.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 01:45 PM (8avO+)

Um...

- bin Laden

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at May 07, 2025 01:50 PM (oSeBJ)

220 The heroic movie Spotlight with the heroic journalists heroically informed me that priests chose boys because they knew it would "embarrass" the boys.

The double implication being that girls don't find being molested embarrassing, and that the priests didn't have any special proclivity toward boys, it was an intellectual calculation by sober rational people.

Gotta love pedowood. Protecting pedos even in the "get the pedos" movie.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 01:50 PM (RxTC7)

221 I think you're oversimplifying just a smidge-

Let me clarify then.

Openly accepting gay men into a position that gives them solitary access to impressionable boys is going to lead to bad things.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 01:50 PM (t0Rmr)

222 216 The identity of the Loch Ness Monster.
Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 01:50 PM (E6PSH)

=======

It's Karen Gillan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

223 Paxton would have the list out weeks ago, the client's arrested and charged. Paxton should have been our AG, not GILF Barbie.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 01:51 PM (/U5Yz)

224
Funny how shortly after gay priests were accepted we had a child sex scandal.

________

80% of the victims of clerical abuse were boys. So let's not pretend celibacy is the problem.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2025 01:51 PM (QnmlO)

225 Injured, hospitalized, released.

https://tinyurl.com/yajyezj4


>>>Samir Helio Pazzoto-Filho

Diversity is our strength.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 01:48 PM (i24o9)



He damn lucky.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

226 A possibility is because if they had brought him out in a body bag you'd be saying that it was not Epstein at all being removed.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 01:45 PM (8avO+)

Since when do they care what people say? Didn't all the important cameras magically break at the same time?
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 01:47 PM (RxTC7)

The supposition that the oddly showed his face assumes from the start they cared what people say for whatever reason.

I'm not saying he wasn't dispatched, and in a bungling way. I'm just saying you should stick to one conspiracy theory at a time or you look foolish. I think he was taken out in a clumsy way in a hurry by someone with connections. This fits less well with the menacing transnational cabal which does this routinely but fits the facts.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 01:51 PM (8avO+)

227 Oh.. And I'm gonna include Lansford with Tillis in my F'u

Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2025 01:51 PM (VE6XX)

228 220 The heroic movie Spotlight with the heroic journalists heroically informed me that priests chose boys because they knew it would "embarrass" the boys.

The double implication being that girls don't find being molested embarrassing, and that the priests didn't have any special proclivity toward boys, it was an intellectual calculation by sober rational people.

Gotta love pedowood. Protecting pedos even in the "get the pedos" movie.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 01:50 PM (RxTC7)

=======

It's funny. The action of the movie itself makes it clear that it's gay priests and boys, almost exclusively. And then the end text says that it's not a gay thing.

One of the victims even says that he was "groomed" at one point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

229 Here's the thing - it may all be tied together. If Epstein was the primary mover for the elites, then he was tied into the lower level groups. I hate to think of child trafficking as an MLM but for discussion, it helps. There are tiers to any network and while there's a head, it's hard to track that person down. I trust they're working on it.

What should REALLY piss everyone off is how we're not even 4 months in & look at all these people that have been rolled up. Which means the feds knew where they were this whole time and did nothing.

Posted by: Mister Fabulist at May 07, 2025 01:52 PM (DcEzD)

230
This made my day! *big smile*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 07, 2025 01:49 PM (dadcM)



I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

231 Well see y'all later I guess.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 07, 2025 01:52 PM (4p0Xq)

232 A possibility is because if they had brought him out in a body bag you'd be saying that it was not Epstein at all being removed.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 01:45 PM (8avO+)

Um...

- bin Laden
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at May 07, 2025 01:50 PM (oSeBJ)

I don't think Epstein was bin Ladin, no.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 01:52 PM (8avO+)

233 Samir Helio Pazzoto-Filho


He's just running over the people American won't. Really its an act of love

Posted by: Jeb Bush at May 07, 2025 01:52 PM (t0Rmr)

234 80% of the victims of clerical abuse were boys. So let's not pretend celibacy is the problem.

The Venn diagram of "homosexual men" and "child predators" is one of those things society has decided we are not allowed to discuss

Posted by: brak at May 07, 2025 01:52 PM (jGJov)

235 Oligarchs can easily fund a hit, yes??

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 01:53 PM (PCK5/)

236 It's Karen Gillan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

I can testify that he does pop up every time she's around.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 01:53 PM (RxTC7)

237 Before the election I said the next Republican president after getting Undercovers and informants to safety should dump the entire FBI and DoJ databases into the web. Nothing I have seen thus far has changed that opinion.
I believe that Bondi and Patel are going as fast as possible, but the entrenched interests have at least a 50 yr head start at cover-ups and scumbaggery and it ain't going to be easy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2025 01:53 PM (vmkyp)

238 236 It's Karen Gillan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

I can testify that he does pop up every time she's around.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 01:53 PM (RxTC7)

=====

Nellie's a girl!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

239 For the record Bin Laden apparently liked normal old "consenting adults" pron based on what was found on his computers.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 01:53 PM (t0Rmr)

240 Because Karl Rove said so......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)
==========
Who is "Karl Rove"?

Sounds like a Gestapo name.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2025 01:54 PM (JhljX)

241 50 Good news, everyone!

https://shorturl.at/CQQNj
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 01:19 PM (L/fGl)
_______________________________

Hard to think of a better example of something requiring a forensic financial audit. I suspect a good portion of federal funds were used to shore up some other government project they screwed up...like pensions.

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2025 01:54 PM (dIske)

242 80% of the victims of clerical abuse were boys. So let's not pretend celibacy is the problem.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


It may be a good part of it because the sacrament involves self-selection for the job. Filtering out people who were interested in getting married tends to present a certain cohort.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2025 01:54 PM (mlg/3)

243 Man, it's been, like, 3 hours since the conclave started, and still no smoke.

How much you want to bet it's just a bunch of old geezer boxing at this point?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

244 The identity of the Loch Ness Monster.
Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 01:50 PM (E6PSH)

It was some Scots kids towing little rafts in front of the camera. I think the two most famous photos have been proved to be frauds by later confession.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 01:54 PM (8avO+)

245 Pretty sure that's not the Lochness Monster you are seeing when Karen Gillian is around.

Me? Uh, I've been known to rise to attention around her though

Posted by: Some Trouser Snake at May 07, 2025 01:55 PM (t0Rmr)

246 >>Biker was likely cut off and was expressing his displeasure at the act.


Since MT adopted lane splitting, I have loved watching every single Motorcyclist I have seen becoming an Organ Donor.

I am a horrible person.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2025 01:43 PM (Ruu2t)

Lane splitting is a horrible idea. It builds a sense of entitlement and aggression in the one group that needs no help with aggression. I've had my rental car kicked by one of those asshats, and I am typically the fastest of the crowd and most aware of my surroundings when driving.

I suspect more lead up to that altercation than we have information to go on.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 01:55 PM (i24o9)

247
I didn't know about this. My prayers are with you.

Posted by: ace at May 07, 2025 01:50 PM (KRtlO)




Thank you, sir. It's because of you, we have this insane place to gather and partake in witty banter and develop relationships that lead to caring about one another.

My wife was diagnosed with breast cancer last year and through it all, this place was a sanctuary that provided comfort and serenity.

Crazy.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

248 How much you want to bet it's just a bunch of old geezer boxing at this point?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

Pope Fight Club?

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 01:55 PM (RxTC7)

249 @LeadingReport 31s
BREAKING: Six individuals, including a judge, have been indicted and arrested for election-related crimes tied to a vote-harvesting scheme in Frio County, Texas, Attorney General Ken Paxton announced.
---
That would be outside San Antonio.
Where they arrested the head of LULAC, and seized a whole bunch of cell phones.
And the local commies all claimed it was merely GOTV stuff.
If you know, you know LULAC makes ActBlue, Acorn, etc., look like saints.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2025 01:55 PM (bw0ep)

250 Always thought of Epstein as a loose end… not surprised by the demise at all.
Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 01:48 PM (PCK5/)

He was a middle manager, a pimp. The operation continues, with different pimps and middle managers.

Whether Epstein is dead or not is really irrelevant. They might have killed him, or they might have faked his death to give him a soft retirement package that includes access to all the underaged girls he could want.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2025 01:55 PM (7u+2O)

251 we've had child sex scandals for as long as humans congregated in any sort of large numbers since children are smaller and less able to defend themselves.
____

There are no child sex scandals in islam. Well, no 'scandal' part anyway. It's what the prophet wanted.

Posted by: Faithful Imam at May 07, 2025 01:56 PM (Dv3i1)

252 Who is "Karl Rove"?

Sounds like a Gestapo name.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2025 01:54 PM (JhljX)



He's a 'Bushie' that Fox News likes to parade around as if he knows anything about anything. He's also a piece of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

253 "You endangered my life by cutting me off while I'm driving a motorcycle! I will respond by driving at unsafe speeds, shouting at a driver maneuvering a vehicle that can easily lay me out, and accelerating almost into the car in front of me! I'm the victim!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

254
Since when do they care what people say? Didn't all the important cameras magically break at the same time?

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 01:47 PM (RxTC7)

--------------

Old & Busted: Magic Bullet Theory.
New Hotness: Magic Pull-It Theory.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 01:56 PM (E6PSH)

255 Gotta love pedowood. Protecting pedos even in the "get the pedos" movie.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 01:50 PM (RxTC7)

=======

It's funny. The action of the movie itself makes it clear that it's gay priests and boys, almost exclusively. And then the end text says that it's not a gay thing.

One of the victims even says that he was "groomed" at one point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:52 PM (GBKbO)
——-

Odd thing about the pedo sex scandals in the church: why weren’t the priests just fucking each other? They’re obviously gay. They obviously don’t consider same-sex sex to violate celibacy vows. These priests weren’t just gay. They were sick perverts.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 01:56 PM (aeiyZ)

256 Every rapist needs to be escorted toute de suite to hell.
Posted by: tcn in AK



Raises hand for job application.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 01:56 PM (xt/H7)

257 Fag flag!

Liberacrat@Liberacrat
BREAKING — Boise City Council voted to make the Pride Flag an "official city flag," despite the Idaho House passing HB 96, which bans any flag other than the US flag from being flown on government buildings.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 01:56 PM (L/fGl)

258 I don't think Epstein was bin Ladin, no.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 01:52 PM (8avO+)

I'm just pointing out that we got to see Epstein's body wheeled out in public, in front of all the cameras, but not bin Laden's.

NOT seeing bin Laden's body has itself led to conspiracy theories.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at May 07, 2025 01:56 PM (oSeBJ)

259 248 How much you want to bet it's just a bunch of old geezer boxing at this point?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

Pope Fight Club?
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 01:55 PM (RxTC7)

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We'd never know. They're not allowed to talk about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

260 I saw an interview with that douche Comer yesterday and he thinks the Epstein documents have all been destroyed by federal employees. He was lying of course.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 01:56 PM (/U5Yz)

261 "FBI is reviewing 'tens of thousands of videos of [Jeffrey] Epstein with children or child porn'"

Yegads, there's a job that will put you off your feed.

Diabolical the extent of this depravity!

Posted by: mindful webworker - invest in millstone futures at May 07, 2025 01:57 PM (uAhcM)

262 These priests weren’t just gay. They were sick perverts.
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Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 01:57 PM (RxTC7)

263 Let's take it for granted that Tillis has an interest in stymiing this case and is therefore hindering Trump.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 07, 2025 01:57 PM (zIS8z)

264 Oligarchs can easily fund a hit, yes??
Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 01:53 PM (PCK5/)

In theory but the connections to get the corrupt ones in the police to cooperate or look away limits the opportunities. Ditto for being assured the authorities will not pursue the case.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 01:57 PM (8avO+)

265 Thousands of CP videos? Pam Bondi and her people have the worst jobs in the world. That vile, evil shit would scar me for life.

Posted by: troyriser at May 07, 2025 01:57 PM (DPeYO)

266 255 Odd thing about the pedo sex scandals in the church: why weren’t the priests just fucking each other? They’re obviously gay. They obviously don’t consider same-sex sex to violate celibacy vows. These priests weren’t just gay. They were sick perverts.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 01:56 PM (aeiyZ)

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There was a documentary made about one of them. I think it was called Deliver Us From Evil.

The priest was a fucking monster. His own descriptions of being sexually attracted to children was just...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:57 PM (GBKbO)

267 Since when do they care what people say? Didn't all the important cameras magically break at the same time?

And one guard was sleeping on the job and the other was screwing around on the internet.

And...to be honest I bet they were. The trick here is to put your least competent employees on the job the night you want to do something like this. That gives you plausible deniability and they are too stupid for anyone to believe they were involved.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 01:57 PM (t0Rmr)

268 Since MT adopted lane splitting, I have loved watching every single Motorcyclist I have seen becoming an Organ Donor.

I am a horrible person.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2025 01:43 PM (Ruu2t)

Darwin will have his fill.

But yes, you are a horrible person.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2025 01:58 PM (7u+2O)

269 >>>She has a nice torso.
Posted by: wth

That's MY pick-up line!

Posted by: Ed Gein at May 07, 2025 01:42 PM (KRtlO)

She'd look nice on a plate with a side of mashed potatoes.

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at May 07, 2025 01:58 PM (i24o9)

270 I'd argue one of the absolute worst jobs in law enforcement is having to review those videos...I feel dirty just talking about it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Totally agree. Making your own videos, on the other hand, is totally awesome! Especially once I got my waterproof GoPro and could take it in the shower with Ashley 🚿 👧 🍆 🍑

Total gamechanger.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 07, 2025 01:58 PM (JCZqz)

271 Boy howdy, those Pakis are really good shots.

Just a Bit of Shooting Between Nuclear-Armed Neighbors, That’s All

India launched early morning missile strikes on both Pakistan and Pakistan-administered parts of Kashmir this morning, while the Pakistan government claimed it had shot down five Indian Air Force jets in “self-defens.” Pakistani Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif described the attack as “an act of war” and ordered his country’s military to enact “self-defense” with “corresponding actions.”


https://is.gd/HWwBcX

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 01:58 PM (s8j++)

272 I'm not saying he wasn't dispatched, and in a bungling way. I'm just saying you should stick to one conspiracy theory at a time or you look foolish. I think he was taken out in a clumsy way in a hurry by someone with connections. This fits less well with the menacing transnational cabal which does this routinely but fits the facts.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 01:51 PM (8avO+)

So you're all on board with a conspiracy theory that Epstein was killed by someone who had the power to kill someone in federal lock up, make sure the guards looked the other way and the cameras were turned off. Which is a pretty big conspiracy and would involve multiple government agencies, including the FBI (for failing to figure this plot out) and the DOC (for allowing this to happen).

But believing that maybe the CIA or whoever just ... smuggled him out of the prison and told DOJ / DOC to shut up in the interest of national security is "foolish" and a bridge to far for you?

Even though that would be a much simpler explanation?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 01:59 PM (uCjyK)

273 They liked rape.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2025 01:59 PM (RxTC7)

274 Thank you, sir. It's because of you, we have this insane place to gather and partake in witty banter and develop relationships that lead to caring about one another.

My wife was diagnosed with breast cancer last year and through it all, this place was a sanctuary that provided comfort and serenity.

Crazy.....
Posted by: Sponge


Amen.

Ace, you have truly created a magical place. Thank you.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 01:59 PM (xt/H7)

275 Odd thing about the pedo sex scandals in the church: why weren’t the priests just fucking each other? They’re obviously gay. They obviously don’t consider same-sex sex to violate celibacy vows. These priests weren’t just gay. They were sick perverts.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 01:56 PM (aeiyZ)

A lot of gay men are pedos.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 01:59 PM (l3YAf)

276 Paxton would have the list out weeks ago, the client's arrested and charged. Paxton should have been our AG, not GILF Barbie.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 01:51 PM (/U5Yz)


Assuming that your first sentence is accurate, he would not have been confirmed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 07, 2025 01:59 PM (ExV1e)

277 All this hatred for Epstein and none for the country that bankrolled his operation just seems fake.

Posted by: We can see you at May 07, 2025 01:59 PM (N2LiF)

278 Man, it's been, like, 3 hours since the conclave started, and still no smoke.

How much you want to bet it's just a bunch of old geezer boxing at this point?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

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Naked Johnny-On-A-Pony.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 07, 2025 02:00 PM (Oq5OE)

279 I don't think Epstein was bin Ladin, no.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 01:52 PM (8avO+)

I'm just pointing out that we got to see Epstein's body wheeled out in public, in front of all the cameras, but not bin Laden's.

NOT seeing bin Laden's body has itself led to conspiracy theories.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at May 07, 2025 01:56 PM (oSeBJ)

Which was my original point. But the body exposed/not exposed is not really proof that Epstein was whisked away and he's alive in some far off land.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:00 PM (8avO+)

280 61 "FBI is reviewing 'tens of thousands of videos of [Jeffrey] Epstein with children or child porn'"

Just Epstein. No one else just Epstein right?
He did all the raping and sodomizing by himself.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 02:00 PM (/U5Yz)

281 Maybe they spirited him out of jail and THEN killed him…. this is fun!!!

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 02:00 PM (PCK5/)

282 A lot of gay men are pedos.

Milo Y was originally cancelled for saying he was molested as a teen by an older man and that he, like most gay men, didn't really see that as a bad thing.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 02:00 PM (t0Rmr)

283 Because Karl Rove said so......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)
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Who is "Karl Rove"?

Sounds like a Gestapo name.


I have been around this place long enough that I remember when Rove was considered "that magnificent b***ard", because he was the one who got Bush reelected.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 02:00 PM (s8j++)

284 Man, it's been, like, 3 hours since the conclave started, and still no smoke.

How much you want to bet it's just a bunch of old geezer boxing at this point?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:54 PM (GBKbO)



They're playing spin the bottle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

285 All this hatred for Epstein and none for the country that bankrolled his operation just seems fake.
Posted by: We can see you at May 07, 2025 01:59 PM (N2LiF)

Well its hard to hate the USA.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:01 PM (8avO+)

286 I saw an interview with that douche Comer yesterday and he thinks the Epstein documents have all been destroyed by federal employees. He was lying of course.
Posted by: Maj. Healey


They would never destroy the files. Too much kompromat.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2025 02:01 PM (xt/H7)

287 Bondi has ZERO credibility on this after the idiotic binder stunt she pulled.

Her words mean nothing after that crap.

Release the list or shut up.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 07, 2025 02:01 PM (setIA)

288 It's not whether Epstein was killed or not.

It's the "why" he was removed/disposed of that is the question.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 07, 2025 02:01 PM (Oq5OE)

289 Yegads, there's a job that will put you off your feed.

Diabolical the extent of this depravity!
Posted by: mindful webworker - invest in millstone futures at May 07, 2025 01:57 PM (uAhcM)

One of the Bosch books has him recounting a story told to him by a guy who worked vice for a long time. He had to review video, and the guy was harmed by it, of course, but apparently he would watch the videos, for a glimpse, often just a moment where the gal would show genuine pleasure on her face. Not the fake stuff. He came to live for it.

Now, I got the impression Connelly didn't just make that up, that he'd actually heard that from a real cop, somewhere along the line.

Sounds like a horrible way to make a living.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2025 02:01 PM (kgPGi)

290 A lot of gay men are pedos.
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I haven't read anything but anecdotal evidence but that would be consistent with the assertion that many gay men are introduced to homosexuality through child abuse they received while growing up.

Posted by: Crusader at May 07, 2025 02:01 PM (TN0g+)

291 She'd look nice on a plate with a side of mashed potatoes.
Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at May 07, 2025 01:58 PM (i24o9)

Mashed potatoes? You gonna wash that down with Hi-C or Dr. Pepper?

You’ve got not class, Jeff.

Posted by: Zombie Hannibal Lector at May 07, 2025 02:01 PM (l3YAf)

292 284 They're playing spin the bottle.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

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My mother made the last second decision to go to Rome for a few days this week, hoping very strongly that the conclave is done within 3 days.

She even sent us video of the street outside the apartment we're going to rent in early August last night.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:02 PM (GBKbO)

293 All this hatred for Epstein and none for the country that bankrolled his operation just seems fake.
Posted by: We can see you at May 07, 2025 01:59 PM (N2LiF)

Then they spirited him back in disguised as a guard!! Dead!!

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:02 PM (8avO+)

294 Pure luck the motorcyclist didn't get seriously injured or killed.

Henderson said Corey likely survived the crash because the incident happened to occur just as the vehicles were approaching the exit for Cedar Hills Boulevard, so when he was pushed off the right side of the freeway, he and the motorcycle kept sliding along the exit ramp until they came to stop.

"When motorcycle riders are killed in crashes like this, it's because their body comes to an immediate stop, like they'll hit a jersey barrier. In this case, his didn't," Henderson said. "He took the Cedar Hills Boulevard exit and kind of slowly slides to a stop without contacting anything."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2025 02:02 PM (JhljX)

295 Just Epstein. No one else just Epstein right?
He did all the raping and sodomizing by himself.


The dumbest part of this - Prince Andrew wrote an apology for molesting one of Epstein's girls.

And...free as a bird, guilty as sin. You'd think the British people would be more up in arms about it but they are apparently fine with child rape looking at their political leadership and how they voted.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 02:02 PM (t0Rmr)

296 I have been around this place long enough that I remember when Rove was considered "that magnificent b***ard", because he was the one who got Bush reelected.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 02:00 PM (s8j++)



Then, we suffered through the 2nd term of Bush and learned that Rove was an asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

297 > Who names their kid after a law firm?
Posted by: Old lady Rodham at May 07, 2025 01:42 PM (T0oeS)

There was a law firm in a town where I used to live named "Patel, Chang, and Feigenbaum" or something of the sort.


The law partnership that's its own ethnic joke.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 02:02 PM (W5ArC)

298 Seriously. If they have her in custody, why isn't she being waterboarded in a CIA black site by the counter intelligence people to get the full details on the operation which was run by either a foreign or domestic intelligence agency?

None of their actions make any sense if we're supposed to believe this is all on the up and up.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 01:17 PM (uCjyK)

Why would the CIA waterboard her? They were running her.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2025 02:02 PM (fiQ+X)

299 281 Maybe they spirited him out of jail and THEN killed him…. this is fun!!!

Posted by: tubal


They didn't kill him. He currently resides in a volcano with an artificial lake atop it.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 02:02 PM (s8j++)

300 Hate to say it, but if they are stonewalling the release of the Epstein videos and evidence, then there is a reason.

They are protecting themselves, or someone important.

Posted by: Troofer at May 07, 2025 02:03 PM (ASvvW)

301 >>> Man, it's been, like, 3 hours since the conclave started, and still no smoke.

How much you want to bet it's just a bunch of old geezer boxing at this point?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

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The first rule of Conclave Club is to not talk about Conclave Club.

Posted by: Turn 2 at May 07, 2025 02:03 PM (6TlG5)

302 Posted by: We can see you at May 07, 2025 01:59 PM (N2LiF)

I don't see any point in hating the country. The country is made up of people/ some good, some bad, some just awful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 02:03 PM (42Vb+)

303 276 Paxton would have the list out weeks ago, the client's arrested and charged. Paxton should have been our AG, not GILF Barbie.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 01:51 PM (/U5Yz)

Assuming that your first sentence is accurate, he would not have been confirmed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


At the time I believe Trump could have made it so. Now, the worthless GOP is pushing back on him.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 02:03 PM (/U5Yz)

304 > The dumbest part of this - Prince Andrew wrote an apology for molesting one of Epstein's girls.

The one that Dummy Prince Andy did was of legal age in the UK, as I recall.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 02:03 PM (W5ArC)

305 My wife was diagnosed with breast cancer last year and through it all, this place was a sanctuary that provided comfort and serenity.

Crazy.....
Posted by: Sponge

The outpouring of love, prayers, and support from the Horde after my wife passed nearly overwhelmed me. Always grateful.

Posted by: troyriser at May 07, 2025 02:03 PM (DPeYO)

306 Odd thing about the pedo sex scandals in the church: why weren’t the priests just fucking each other? They’re obviously gay. They obviously don’t consider same-sex sex to violate celibacy vows. These priests weren’t just gay. They were sick perverts.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 01:56 PM (aeiyZ)

lol, no, same sex sex not only clearly violates celibacy vows, but also is an "abomination" in Leviticus. Which, like most of the Old Testament, the Catholic Church mostly treats as a "preamble" and more the story about how bad the Jews fucked up, but they still follow the prohibition on sodomy.

The priests knew they were sinning, many even went to confession and confessed their sins. But everyone sins, that's normal. However, the sin of drinking too much and getting drunk is in a much different category than the sin of being a child molester, and the Church didn't seem to really grasp that when it came to Priests.

As far as why they didnt have sex with each other? I assume some did / do, but I think the simple answer is they were attracted to teenaged boys, not old men.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 02:03 PM (uCjyK)

307 All this hatred for Epstein and none for the country that bankrolled his operation just seems fake.
Posted by: We can see you at May 07, 2025 01:59 PM (N2LiF)

Well its hard to hate the USA.


IMO all the evidence points to the UK...not that the US didn't have access to the blackmail videos through 5 eyes...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 02:03 PM (t0Rmr)

308 He was a middle manager, a pimp.

He never could've out-fought Santino?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 07, 2025 02:04 PM (ExV1e)

309 >> Man, it's been, like, 3 hours since the conclave started, and still no smoke.

Over/under on rainbow colored smoke this time?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 02:04 PM (/U5Yz)

310 Milo Y was originally cancelled for saying he was molested as a teen by an older man and that he, like most gay men, didn't really see that as a bad thing.
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The movie Call Be by Your Name glorified this. Of course it won awards. No one saw it though, cause its gross.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2025 02:04 PM (Dv3i1)

311 Odd thing about the pedo sex scandals in the church: why weren’t the priests just fucking each other? They’re obviously gay. They obviously don’t consider same-sex sex to violate celibacy vows. These priests weren’t just gay. They were sick perverts.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 01:56 PM (aeiyZ)

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There was a documentary made about one of them. I think it was called Deliver Us From Evil.

The priest was a fucking monster. His own descriptions of being sexually attracted to children was just...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:57 PM (GBKbO)
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The Larry Nasser interviews are also something. He’s clearly smart enough to give the “right” answers to try to look innocent. But incredibly, he gets tripped up when asked “do you get aroused during these procedures?” He obviously should just say no. But he doesn’t. He goes into this weird 5-minute rambling explanation that leaves no doubt he was turned on by it. I swear he was getting a hard on just talking about it.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 02:04 PM (aeiyZ)

312 309 >> Man, it's been, like, 3 hours since the conclave started, and still no smoke.

Over/under on rainbow colored smoke this time?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2025 02:04 PM (/U5Yz)

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I don't think they can drive the Sistine Chapel at 88 mph like Doc Brown did with that train in 1885.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

313 Maybe they killed a Body Double, spirited him out of jail, and he received facial plastic surgery provided by the CIA… no wait, the oligarchs.l.

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 02:04 PM (PCK5/)

314 251 we've had child sex scandals for as long as humans congregated in any sort of large numbers since children are smaller and less able to defend themselves.
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There are no child sex scandals in islam. Well, no 'scandal' part anyway. It's what the prophet wanted.
Posted by: Faithful Imam


Europeans who arrived in Austraiia were horrified to witness that literally every toddler in Aborigine society was routinely raped by his/her father. It was considered absolutely normal and expected. 100% of babies were raped, 100% of men were rapists (by Western definitions). And this was one of the main motivations behind attempting to Christianize the natives and to put their children into boarding schools.

But this extremely inconvenient fact goes against the modern-day leftist "Noble Savage" theory of "White man bad, brown man good," so the entire nation has been commanded to erase this fact from their minds so they can wallow in maximum white guilt without reality intervening.

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2025 02:04 PM (pMi6S)

315 I'd have to put out some Orange smoke to to watch the left FREAKTHEFUCKOUT.

Posted by: zooomzooom at May 07, 2025 02:04 PM (npZx2)

316 It's not whether Epstein was killed or not.

It's the "why" he was removed/disposed of that is the question.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 07, 2025 02:01 PM (Oq5OE)

True. I would even suggest, letting Epstein become the face of the op was part of the op. He wasn't exactly hiding what he was doing, he was doing it in front of everybody.

So when the inevitable came, the idea was, take him out, one way or another, and let the op keep doing what it does, without even slowing down.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2025 02:05 PM (kgPGi)

317 Austraiia = Australia

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2025 02:05 PM (pMi6S)

318 Odd thing about the pedo sex scandals in the church: why weren’t the priests just fucking each other? They’re obviously gay. They obviously don’t consider same-sex sex to violate celibacy vows. These priests weren’t just gay. They were sick perverts.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 01:56 PM (aeiyZ)

There is a great big element of humiliation in homosexuality, and it is much easier for a grown man to humiliate a child than to try to do it to an adult. The totally perverted idea of sex unlinked to the possibility of procreation is just masturbatory, but add in the possibility of feeling superior to your object...

Nothing about homosexuality is normal or good. It is all part of the culture of death.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:05 PM (a4NoL)

319
They are protecting themselves, or someone important.


The people we know were clients - Clinton, Mitchell, Richardson, etc are all retired/washed up/dead.

But out of the people we are fairly sure were clients many still have political sway.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 02:05 PM (t0Rmr)

320 The first rule of Conclave Club is to not talk about Conclave Club.

Posted by: Turn 2 at May 07, 2025 02:03 PM (6TlG5)

Wait. There's a Conclave Club? Do they have culture?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:05 PM (i24o9)

321 All of the evidence was gone within days of Epstein not killing himself. The FBI rushed into his Manhattan and Little St. James estates with cleaning squads immediately, and took or destroyed everything and it's never going to be seen unless they want it to be seen.

Asking the FBI to turn over that hoard of kompromat is a joke.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 02:06 PM (BI5O2)

322 > The one that Dummy Prince Andy did was of legal age in the UK, as I recall.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 02:03 PM (W5ArC)

Just checked. She was 17, which is the age of consent in both New York and the UK.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 02:06 PM (W5ArC)

323 I'd have to put out some Orange smoke to to watch the left FREAKTHEF***OUT.

That would be...AWESOME!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2025 02:06 PM (s8j++)

324 Odd thing about the pedo sex scandals in the church: why weren’t the priests just fucking each other? They’re obviously gay. They obviously don’t consider same-sex sex to violate celibacy vows. These priests weren’t just gay. They were sick perverts.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade

-

(turns on George Michaels "Father Figure")

Hey, remember this hit song?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -If you were back on the market you'd lose the weight, but not for your husband at May 07, 2025 02:06 PM (g7exq)

325 Man, it's been, like, 3 hours since the conclave started, and still no smoke.

How much you want to bet it's just a bunch of old geezer boxing at this point?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:54 PM (GBKbO)
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I think its only been a little of two hours since they kicked everyone out and locked the doors.

The first vote was delayed slightly as they broke out the Papal Pringles and tapped the keg.

Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2025 02:07 PM (G0vdT)

326 321 All of the evidence was gone within days of Epstein not killing himself. The FBI rushed into his Manhattan and Little St. James estates with cleaning squads immediately, and took or destroyed everything and it's never going to be seen unless they want it to be seen.

Asking the FBI to turn over that hoard of kompromat is a joke.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 02:06 PM (BI5O2)

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If he was an intelligence asset, the FBI wasn't running him. The CIA was.

The CIA probably has most of the documentation on Epstein.

The SDNY never had much regarding Epstein. They intentionally went small ball with him in their delayed investigation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

327 I'm prepared to believe any evil of the FBI. I have little faith that they'll arrest anyone of importance.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 07, 2025 02:07 PM (xcxpd)

328 Why would the CIA waterboard her? They were running her.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2025 02:02 PM (fiQ+X)

It was more rhetorical.

While it's not impossible Ghislaine was working with the CIA, her dad worked for Mossad, and I think that's much more likely where this Epstein Op points.

Of course, I don't think for one second that Mossad was running this Op on US and British soil without CIA and MI-6 at least being aware of it, if not actively involved.

It's also possible CIA was using Mossad or MI6 as a cut out for this Op, since they technically can't operate on US soil.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 02:07 PM (uCjyK)

329 322 > The one that Dummy Prince Andy did was of legal age in the UK, as I recall.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 02:03 PM (W5ArC)

Just checked. She was 17, which is the age of consent in both New York and the UK.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 07, 2025 02:06 PM (W5ArC)

The Democratic People’s Republic of Illinois too, I believe…

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 02:07 PM (PCK5/)

330 Maybe they killed a Body Double, spirited him out of jail, and he received facial plastic surgery provided by the CIA… no wait, the oligarchs.l.
Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 02:04 PM (PCK5/)

Not unlike the sidebar item about the underground cities.

Yes, maybe. Maybe not, but maybe.

After living through the last few decades, is there ANYTHING you'd laugh off as being impossible, with any degree of certainty?

This shit just too often ends up being revealed as true, somewhere down the line.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2025 02:08 PM (kgPGi)

331 (turns on George Michaels "Father Figure")

Hey, remember this hit song?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie -If you were back on the market you'd lose the weight, but not for your husband at May 07, 2025 02:06 PM (g7exq)

The idea that gay men want underage boys is just a myth, bigot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 07, 2025 02:08 PM (xcxpd)

332 Trump to rechristen the Persian Gulf as the "Arabian Gulf"

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If we're going to rechristen stuff, isn't it about time we rechtistened them "American geese"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 02:08 PM (L/fGl)

333 But this extremely inconvenient fact goes against the modern-day leftist "Noble Savage" theory of "White man bad, brown man good," so the entire nation has been commanded to erase this fact from their minds so they can wallow in maximum white guilt without reality intervening.
Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2025 02:04 PM (pMi6S)

The same is true for the Native villages in Alaska. There were no taboos on having sex with kids, your own or someone else's. There is still a very high factor of sexual abuse in the villages, since for the most part, nobody is watching them. When the State of Alaska lists its sexual abuse statistics, most of those numbers are from the villages, not the cities. I understand it is better since many of the villages became either Russian Orthodox or Catholic, but it remains a cultural problem.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:08 PM (a4NoL)

334
The Democratic People’s Republic of Illinois too, I believe…
Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 02:07 PM (PCK5/)



17 is considered adult in Texas as well, I believe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

335 Being a confused teenage boy and getting molested by an older man is such a rite of passage for gay men they joke about and bond over it. I've seen it "explained" on Reddit threads but of course it's terrible to any person not blinded by gay propaganda.

Posted by: brak at May 07, 2025 02:08 PM (jGJov)

336 325 I think its only been a little of two hours since they kicked everyone out and locked the doors.

The first vote was delayed slightly as they broke out the Papal Pringles and tapped the keg.
Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2025 02:07 PM (G0vdT)

======

The secret Cardinal Red Ale was passed over for the more traditional Brother Brown Ale for currently unknown reasons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:08 PM (GBKbO)

337 If we're going to rechristen stuff, isn't it about time we rechtistened them "American geese"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 02:08 PM (L/fGl)

Canada can keep those shitbags with wings.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:09 PM (a4NoL)

338 I know they serve the Cardinals food while in conclave but it's after 8 PM now, so...Manhattans? Martinis?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2025 02:09 PM (JhljX)

339 Ok. I think I need to go something more cheerful now instead of read ing ASHQ on child sex crimes- like take out the garbage, clean the cat litter box - that sort of thing. See you later.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 02:09 PM (42Vb+)

340 I don't see many, if any, leftists calling for Epstein's client list to be released.

Interesting.

Or maybe I simply haven't been paying attention.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2025 02:09 PM (cYBz/)

341 The CIA probably has most of the documentation on Epstein.

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Definitely. But the guys swarming his houses to grab the rest in the post-death frenzy all at least wore jackets that said FBI on them. And they were in and out, on the double. Not an investigation. A recovery op.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 02:09 PM (BI5O2)

342 339 Ok. I think I need to go something more cheerful now instead of read ing ASHQ on child sex crimes- like take out the garbage, clean the cat litter box - that sort of thing. See you later.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2025 02:09 PM (42Vb+)

I'm out too... Later

Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2025 02:09 PM (VE6XX)

343 If he was an intelligence asset, the FBI wasn't running him. The CIA was.

The CIA probably has most of the documentation on Epstein.

The SDNY never had much regarding Epstein. They intentionally went small ball with him in their delayed investigation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

Correct, the FBI won't have anything important other than potentially the client list, but I wouldn't hold my breath on that.

CIA has the files we need to see. Or had, it's possible they destroyed them, which seems to be their MO when it comes to sensitive documents.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 02:10 PM (uCjyK)

344 See, Patel is playing 4 dimensional chess and is secretly setting up all involved for a big one day takedown.

Posted by: High On Spray Paint at May 07, 2025 02:10 PM (/U5Yz)

345 I really want Lenny Belardo to be the new Pope.

Vote Lenny!!!

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 07, 2025 02:10 PM (Oq5OE)

346 It was more rhetorical.

While it's not impossible Ghislaine was working with the CIA, her dad worked for Mossad, and I think that's much more likely where this Epstein Op points.

Of course, I don't think for one second that Mossad was running this Op on US and British soil without CIA and MI-6 at least being aware of it, if not actively involved.

It's also possible CIA was using Mossad or MI6 as a cut out for this Op, since they technically can't operate on US soil.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2025 02:07 PM (uCjyK)

This is one of those "all of the above" things. I don't think it's possible to know where one spook agency is separate from another.

Incidentally, there's a hypothesis where Jizzlaine killed her dad, on one (or all?) of the agency's orders.

He had become a liability, not unlike his boy, Jeffrey.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2025 02:10 PM (kgPGi)

347 Narf!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2025 02:10 PM (D7oie)

348 335 Being a confused teenage boy and getting molested by an older man is such a rite of passage for gay men they joke about and bond over it. I've seen it "explained" on Reddit threads but of course it's terrible to any person not blinded by gay propaganda.

Posted by: brak at May 07, 2025 02:08 PM (jGJov)

How'd you "stumble" into a thread like that?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2025 02:10 PM (KbCG3)

349 The first rule of Conclave Club is to not talk about Conclave Club.

Posted by: Turn 2 at May 07, 2025 02:03 PM (6TlG5)

Wait. There's a Conclave Club? Do they have culture?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 07, 2025 02:05 PM (i24o9)

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Church Of the Poison Mind?

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2025 02:10 PM (7JDWP)

350 We moved to Texas from Illinois when I was 12. I left a Catholic school (7th grade) which had just received a new principal.

That principal was busted the next year showing boys nudie magazines. I knew one of the kids involved.

I try to thank God every day for us getting to Texas......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

351 Thought I read here Father Guido Sarducci is still alive…

Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 02:11 PM (PCK5/)

352 325 Man, it's been, like, 3 hours since the conclave started, and still no smoke.

How much you want to bet it's just a bunch of old geezer boxing at this point?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:54 PM (GBKbO)
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I think its only been a little of two hours since they kicked everyone out and locked the doors.

The first vote was delayed slightly as they broke out the Papal Pringles and tapped the keg.
Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2025 02:07 PM (G0vdT)

I expect they are still arguing about the seating arrangements.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:11 PM (a4NoL)

353 Being a confused teenage boy and getting molested by an older man is such a rite of passage for gay men they joke about and bond over it. I've seen it "explained" on Reddit threads but of course it's terrible to any person not blinded by gay propaganda.
Posted by: brak at May 07, 2025 02:08 PM (jGJov)

Yes. It’s in the memoirs of nearly every gay man. Augusten X. Burroughs was raped by a 27 year old man when he was 13. Of course, it was an act of love and it opened his eyes to his own true, gay self.

Posted by: Zombie Hannibal Lector at May 07, 2025 02:12 PM (l3YAf)

354 261 "FBI is reviewing 'tens of thousands of videos of [Jeffrey] Epstein with children or child porn'"

Yegads, there's a job that will put you off your feed.

Diabolical the extent of this depravity!
Posted by: mindful webworker - invest in millstone futures at May 07, 2025 01:57 PM (uAhcM)

_____________________

We need transparency!!!! Post all the videos on the internet so we can....ummm....help review them...in detail....with snacks.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at May 07, 2025 02:12 PM (dIske)

355 Posted by: tcn in AK


Hi, tcn. Sorry about my unpleasantness the other night regarding religion.

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:12 PM (77rzZ)

356 Definitely. But the guys swarming his houses to grab the rest in the post-death frenzy all at least wore jackets that said FBI on them. And they were in and out, on the double. Not an investigation. A recovery op.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2025 02:09 PM (BI5O2)

And somehow, buildings on the island caught fire after they left.

Weird.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2025 02:12 PM (kgPGi)

357 /sock

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 07, 2025 02:12 PM (l3YAf)

358 A lot of gay men are pedos.

Milo Y was originally cancelled for saying he was molested as a teen by an older man and that he, like most gay men, didn't really see that as a bad thing.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2025 02:00 PM (t0Rmr)
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Gay teens are probably confused and insecure. They probably know what they’re feeling is wrong. Along comes a helpful older gay to selflessly help with this situation …

Even straight boys have a bit of a confused period as their bodies are changing and their thinking about girls suddenly goes from ‘they are so icky” to ‘hmmm … maybe I kinda like them.” I’ll admit it was a bit confusing to me. My first real kiss (in 6th grade) went from “I really don’t wanna do this” to “maybe this ain’t so bad” to “I kinda like this” in one game of “7 minutes in heaven.”

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at May 07, 2025 02:12 PM (aeiyZ)

359 Thought I read here Father Guido Sarducci is still alive…
Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2025 02:11 PM (PCK5/)



They guy my dad bought my first car from sounded EXACTLY like that guy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 07, 2025 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

360 You clowns think Epstein is dead??

Posted by: Tupac, Biggie, and Elvis at May 07, 2025 02:12 PM (1FWWQ)

361 There was a law firm in a town where I used to live named "Patel, Chang, and Feigenbaum" or something of the sort.

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Three diversities walk into a bar . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 02:12 PM (L/fGl)

362 338 I know they serve the Cardinals food while in conclave but it's after 8 PM now, so...Manhattans? Martinis?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2025 02:09 PM (JhljX)

Boilermakers.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:13 PM (a4NoL)

363 335 Being a confused teenage boy and getting molested by an older man is such a rite of passage for gay men they joke about and bond over it. I've seen it "explained" on Reddit threads but of course it's terrible to any person not blinded by gay propaganda.
Posted by: brak


The book "Gay 13" celebrates this rite of passage with dozens of memoirs and autobiographical stories about how it happened to the authors whenn they hit puberty, and how great it was.

This is the book recommended by Obama's "Safe Schools Czar" to be a nationwide textbook for 7th graders.

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2025 02:13 PM (pMi6S)

364 nood usaid corruption

strike that

corruption in the federal bureaucracy is impossible

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

365 Man, it's been, like, 3 hours since the conclave started, and still no smoke.

How much you want to bet it's just a bunch of old geezer boxing at this point?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, smashy-smashy with Godzilla at May 07, 2025 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

Don't they have the ritual sexing and killing of a child, to drink his adrenochrome before they vote?

Kidding.

Catholics, don't string me up on a cross.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2025 02:13 PM (kgPGi)

366 How'd you "stumble" into a thread like that?

general Ask Reddit thread like "What's a childhood experience you will always remember?"

and then that story is shared fondly and other gays reminisce and it gets upvoted because reddit

Posted by: brak at May 07, 2025 02:14 PM (jGJov)

367 Wasn't Epstein's island in the USVI? What's the age of consent there?

Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:14 PM (77rzZ)

368 It's not whether Epstein was killed or not.

It's the "why" he was removed/disposed of that is the question.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 07, 2025 02:01 PM (Oq5OE)

He'd lost his worth to his handlers. Too much spotlight and they were going to lose the ability to sweep it under the rug.

He'd been convicted in Florida and news anchors were going to his welcome back Pedo party. Then Trump came in and he was going to be hard to hide.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:15 PM (8avO+)

369 Well, it is Clown World.

Lesbian lead character of HBO's “Last of Us” tells bisexual lover she’s excited to become a dad

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 02:16 PM (L/fGl)

370 See, Patel is playing 4 dimensional chess and is secretly setting up all involved for a big one day takedown.
Posted by: High On Spray Paint at May 07, 2025 02:10 PM (/U5Yz)

Perhaps but at this point as long as he's keeping the deep state on the defensive and not screwing with the work of ripping out the financial fraud and corruption I'm satisfied for the present. People seem to forget how fast matters are proceeding these last months.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2025 02:24 PM (8avO+)

371 Hi, tcn. Sorry about my unpleasantness the other night regarding religion.
Posted by: Bulg at May 07, 2025 02:12 PM (77rzZ)

Not to worry. If we didn't sincerely believe what we believe, then we... well... wouldn't believe it, would we?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2025 02:25 PM (a4NoL)

372 Right before Epstien got busted, befor ehardly anyone knew who he was, there were local reports of construction going on on Little St. James. Yet nothing noticable above ground. Theory is he filled in a secret WW2 sub base and that's where a lot of the evidence is. As in bodies. The sub base was how victims were transported and why Maxwell is a licensed sub operator.
Oh and nobody ever "flew" to Epstien Island on the Lolita Express. They went by boat, sub or helicopter. Ergo flying on Lolita does not mean visit to island.
Also sketchy as fuck is where he originally got his money. The story doesn't hold water. I was really into investment bankers in the 80's (until I learned to hate them) and he came from nowhere. First I saw him was on Lifestyles of the rich and Famous and I was shocked I'd never heard of him.
I think he was a dual agent. Mossad and CIA. An almost perfect blackmail trap.

Posted by: Reforger at May 07, 2025 02:28 PM (xcIvR)

373 BREAKING — Boise City Council voted to make the Pride Flag an "official city flag," despite the Idaho House passing HB 96, which bans any flag other than the US flag from being flown on government buildings.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Elephants and Earthquakes! at May 07, 2025 01:56 PM (L/fGl)

drones with flame throwers

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2025 02:32 PM (8WSr5)

374 Didn't Epstein also have a ranch in New Mexico? You never hear much about that.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 07, 2025 03:58 PM (eStot)

375 If the DU excerpt doesn't mention that Trump and Epstein were best friends and that Trump is a convicted rapist, then I don't know what I'm going to do with myself.
Posted by: ... at


Ivana Trump (Donald's first wife, mother of Ivanka, Don Jr, and Eric) ran around with Ghislane Maxwell in the 1980's in NYC. They knew them, of course. As did a lot of other people.

Donald threw Epstein out of Mar-El Lago years ago, because he was hitting on some young women there. When a DA in Florida was investigating Epstein prior to 2010, Donald was one of the few people to come out and tell him to ask him anything he wanted to know about Epstein.
In the movie "Eyes Wide Shut" (made in 1997), there is a scene at the Xmas party at the start of the movie, when "doubles" for Epstein and Maxwell, walk across the room in the background. My wife and I rewatched it last year, looking for that. It kind of sends chills down your back, when you see it.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at May 07, 2025 04:16 PM (vcOmj)

376 It's also possible CIA was using Mossad or MI6 as a cut out for this Op, since they technically can't operate on US soil.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Les Wexner, infamous Ohio Billionaire (now in his 90's) knew Epstein well. There is an interview from a few years ago where Wexner and Abigail (his wife) claimed they had "no idea!" what Jeffrey was up to.
The "Lolita Express" had formerly been the Limited's corporate plane. There were a lot of financial "deals" between Wexner and Epstein. Epstein stayed at his estate (just a few miles from where I live) frequently.

My theory is that Wexner was Mossad, and he was running Epstein as an agent. Which does not preclude he was also working for MI6 and CIA.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at May 07, 2025 04:21 PM (vcOmj)

377 Wasn't Epstein's island in the USVI? What's the age of consent there?
Posted by: Bulg

Little Saint James is just across the bay from St Thomas (USVI). We were down at St. Thomas last year, and the lady who owned the Bed and Breakfast we stayed at told us the USVI governor's wife was Epstein's secretary. And USVI has the same laws as the US. And the Bidens have land on the island right next to it.
Funny stuff, huh?

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at May 07, 2025 04:24 PM (vcOmj)

378 I'm wondering if these are videos from the ranch in New Mexico. There were no children at the Epstein Island location, as far as I am aware. If you want to call sex with 16 year old child porn, then I could believe it.

But the stories I've heard about the ranch are evil beyond belief. Which is why I chose not to believe it. I remember a news story though, right on TV, where an employee (maybe?) mentioned the ranch, saying something along the lines of why aren't they looking at the ranch, or this nothing compared to the rumors about the ranch, or some such.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 07, 2025 04:30 PM (Vvh2V)

379 And Soothssyer, not sure if anyone mentioned this already, but Ghislaine Maxwell is the daughter of a very well known British man, up to his neck in all sorts of intrigue. Alleged CIA and IDF connections.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 07, 2025 04:34 PM (Vvh2V)

380 Is Pam Blondie's FBI reviewing thousands of videos from Epstein's island, or are they destroying thousands of videos from Epstein's island?

Posted by: Al in St. Louis at May 07, 2025 04:42 PM (pKne7)

381 Mossad, NOT IDF, my apologies for a stupid mistake!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 07, 2025 05:49 PM (Vvh2V)

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