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The "President" Attempted a Seance With a Ghost on Live Televison.
The Propaganda Press Refused To Air Any Coverage of It Whatsoever, Or To Even Mention It.

wheresthenetworkcoveragejackie.jpg

Despite the furore (I'm also learning British) over Biden's "Where's Jackie?" minutes of cringey dementia, and the persistent questioning by their own "reporters," none of the leftwing propaganda networks covered it at all.

Joseph Wulfson, Fox:

NewsBusters analyst Kevin Tober noticed that none of the three evening broadcasts, ABC's "World News Tonight," "CBS Evening News" nor "NBC Nightly News," made any mention of Biden's remarks.

"All three evening newscasts ignored the latest gaffe from our apparently senile President," Tober wrote. "The terrible combination of Joe Biden's almost daily gaffes and Karine Jean-Pierre's stunning inability to put together a coherent sentence makes it obvious why the leftist news networks have no interest in covering the administration's never-ending list of incompetence and failures."

ABC News and NBC News did manage to cover the story on their websites after failing to mention it on their evening newscasts. The controversy, however, was later mentioned on ABC's "The View" Thursday after the three networks went all-in on Hurricane Ian during the morning news programs. The liberal "View" hosts were largely defensive of Biden throughout the discussion.

CNN and MSNBC went completely wall-to-wall with Hurricane Ian coverage, leaving no room to address the president's gaffe on the air. The word "Jackie" was not uttered once on CNN or MSNBC from the time of Biden's gaffe through 12 p.m. ET on Thursday, according to a search of transcripts via Grabien Media.

MSNBC's "Morning Joe" managed to make time to cover the latest legal drama with former President Trump on Thursday but not for Biden's comments.

CNN covered the story online with an analysis piece headlined, "Joe Biden's latest gaffe plays right into Republicans' hands."

Oh, online. Bet it got top placement, too. Nope! It's not even on the home page. You have to actively search for the headline to find it.

On The View, Whoopie Goldberg raged at the media for daring to question Biden's mental state. Another stupid yenta (I don't know who these people are, I'm not AllahPundit) claimed Biden was just having a "brain fart" or "mommy brain" or just having some other kind of "moment."

What kind of moment?

You mean... a senior moment, don't you?


Joy Behar claimed the right has "weaponized" these "gaffes," and is outraged that the right is calling him "senile."

Senile! Can you imagine that?! Just because an old man who has to be told "Salute the Marine" through his earpiece, and then repeats out loud "Salute the Marine," and then asks where a dead woman is and mumbles "I thought she would show up," people are saying he might be senile.

Why I never!

Sonny Hostin, who belongs to a party which has literally been praying, out loud, to a God they openly don't believe in and simultaneously despise, for "old people" to just "die off" so that they can execute their CRT/Trans Socialism scheme without older voters blocking them, says she's offended that the Obviously Senile and Demented aren't afforded enough respect in America, like they are in Scandinavia or other countries she's vaguely heard of.

Thanks to redridinghood.

This is better spin:


Biden doesn't have dementia. He's always just been stupid and now he's getting better at it.

Posted by: gnats local 678

Intrepid Democrat Underground AOS Liaison quotes the DUmmies offering up this spin on Biden's behalf:

He called the family when she died Biden personally called the Congresswoman's family right after she died to offer his condolences. He had heard about it. In fact, her family is going to the White House tomorrow to witness the signing of the bill she co-sponsored.

This makes it much worse, not better. I've been saying he issued a statement about her death, but I never in a million years imagined that President Snoozy Van Winkle had a thing to do with that. But if he was on the phone with her family, then he definitely was involved with that, and definitely knew she was dead. And discussed her death.

And yet... he still forgot about it, completely.

Because she was... "top of mind." LOL.


It's just a stutter. Stop pouncing.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Ah right. The mythical "stutter." I remember that 2019-2020 spin.

Good times, good times.

Posted by: Ace at 05:33 PM




Comments

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1 Jackie, send us a message from the beyond.

Posted by: Brandon at September 29, 2022 05:34 PM (yHsuS)

2 Huh? That's odd. But who am I to judge?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 29, 2022 05:34 PM (eGTCV)

3 Now to read.

Posted by: From That Time at September 29, 2022 05:35 PM (zHvpi)

4 A seance? Seriously? What are they covering up?? Besides the "President" being literally demented?

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 29, 2022 05:35 PM (tQL7r)

5 It's just a stutter. Stop pouncing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 05:36 PM (4I/2K)

6 Could this an example of that stray voltage we've heard so much about? Or no?

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 29, 2022 05:36 PM (tQL7r)

7 Where's Coolio?

Posted by: Slow Joe at September 29, 2022 05:36 PM (v0R5T)

8 Mommy brain? Sounds sexist to me.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 29, 2022 05:37 PM (zL564)

9 At this point in the sad story, they took old smeller out behind the barn.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 05:37 PM (mE7cY)

10 Something.... something the demented brain bleeder has no clothes not soiled by his own shit.

Sound about right?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 29, 2022 05:37 PM (BFigT)

11 Where's Jackie?
Forget Jackie, where's the media?
Just like Franco, they're both dead.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 29, 2022 05:37 PM (p/nbH)

12 I hate that about this country

Trust me, this country hates you more.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 05:38 PM (g1EEm)

13 Biden doesn't have dementia. He's always just been stupid and now he's getting better at it.
Posted by: gnats local 678

---

Practice makes perfect.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 29, 2022 05:38 PM (zL564)

14 It's likely Biden seems ok to them because they are more than a little slow themselves

Posted by: From That Time at September 29, 2022 05:38 PM (zHvpi)

15
WTF is "mommy brain" supposed to mean? Neither my mother or my wife are retards who wander around aimlessly with their fists clenched up like Cornholio.

And what is that Cornholio thing all about, anyway? Is that some kind of symptom of dementia? I've never seen anyone do that, so I'm guessing it's just another crazy-ass Brandon thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2022 05:38 PM (oINRc)

16 I read Old Smeller as a kid. Made me cry. Sadz.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 05:38 PM (mE7cY)

17 Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

What an utter embarrassment that this great (formerly) Country has two morons fronting this shitshow.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 29, 2022 05:39 PM (Lv84X)

18 Eenie-meanie, chili beanie, the Spirits are about to speak!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 05:39 PM (yikp0)

19 "I think what it really shows is this country is so ageist. This country has a problem with age," she sneered. "You go to other countries and our elders are revered ... I hate that about this country!" - Sunny Holstein

What she hates is having hit the wall and aged out of the c*ck carousel lifestyle.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 05:39 PM (4I/2K)

20 Whoopie Goldberg and Behar are the most disgusting Females alive today. Goldberg is Dumber then Dirt and a Fat Slob and Behar is....well Behar...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 05:40 PM (p3lya)

21 Jackie, are you OK? You OK? You OK, Jackie?
Jackie, are you OK? Will you tell us that you're, OK?
There's a sign on the prompter,
Then I sniffed you,
I'm a ped0, Jackie.
I came into your apartment,
Left shitstains on the carpet.
And then you ran into the bedroom,
You were struck down,
It was your doom.
You've been sniffed by,
You've been touched by,
A droolin' criminal.

Posted by: Ghost Biden at September 29, 2022 05:40 PM (48d9R)

22 Ugh. Just confirmed my suspicions that the new children's librarian is a woke warrior.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 29, 2022 05:40 PM (p/nbH)

23 How do they cover up Joe's evident dementia with a straight face? It's incredible.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 29, 2022 05:40 PM (Lv84X)

24 >>This country has a problem with age, she sneered.

I guess she hasn't noticed the leadership of her party is older than dirt.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 29, 2022 05:40 PM (ZLI7S)

25 Yeah. Droolin’ Joe has perfected stupid.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 29, 2022 05:41 PM (eJn7u)

26 "Despite the furore (I'm also learning British)"

Shall we start calling you "Aiyce" when you are channeling your British phase?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2022 05:41 PM (9miN6)

27 How can Biden have Dementia if he cannot remember if he has Dementia...... Come on Man

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 05:41 PM (p3lya)

28 23 How do they cover up Joe's evident dementia with a straight face? It's incredible.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 29, 2022 05:40 PM (Lv84X)

He didn't just do that Dr. Jill had to tell him which direction to go after speech

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2022 05:41 PM (bs+z0)

29 Hey, Jackie, watch me pull a rabbit out of my pants.

Posted by: Joe Bullshitwinkle at September 29, 2022 05:41 PM (48d9R)

30 You know what that show full of dumb women needs?

Meaghan McCain.

Oh.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 29, 2022 05:41 PM (Lv84X)

31 You like your life in a free-form style
You'll take an inch but you'd love a mile
There never seems to be quite enough
Floating around to fill your lovin' cup

Ooh-hoo, Jackie blue
What's a game, girl, if you never lose
Ask a winner and you'll prob'bly find
Ooh Jackie, they've lost at sometime

Posted by: Ozark Mountain Daredevils at September 29, 2022 05:42 PM (4I/2K)

32 It takes a donkey to look at Plugz and say "Fetterman 2022 bay-bee!"

Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 05:42 PM (Lzpvj)

33 @ace, for what it's worth, I agree that he didn't do the tweet of condolence; he doesn't do any of his tweets. It was done by some GS-9 in the White House Communications Office who actually runs the Prseident's twitter account and has license to post that kind of noncontroversial thing in the President's name. I also assumed that he just didn't know she died. He clearly didn't know it yesterday, although it seems he might have known it at one point prior to yesterday.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 29, 2022 05:42 PM (7B5FA)

34
Nigel of Spades

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2022 05:42 PM (oINRc)

35 I understand having a moment where you can't think of a name or a word with all the information in an older brain, but to forget someone died?

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 29, 2022 05:43 PM (zL564)

36 Democrats mean never saying, What about your gaffs!?!?

Posted by: Inogame at September 29, 2022 05:43 PM (D/9Qo)

37 Despite the furore (I'm also learning British)...

Biden's gaffs are very infradig.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 05:43 PM (anj39)

38 Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

What an utter embarrassment that this great (formerly) Country has two morons fronting this shitshow.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 29, 2022 05:39 PM (Lv84X)

Look on the bright side. These two are the face of Bronco's disastrous third term.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 05:43 PM (yHsuS)

39 "He clearly didn't know it yesterday, although it seems he might have known it at one point prior to yesterday.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon "

They had just finished watching a memorial to her.

Posted by: fd at September 29, 2022 05:43 PM (sn5EN)

40 Despite the furore (I'm also learning British)...

Biden's gaffs are very infradig.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 05:43 PM (anj39)

They are maddeningium.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 05:43 PM (yHsuS)

41 Despite the furore (I'm also learning British)

goud luuck wiuth thaut.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 29, 2022 05:43 PM (oY6Yp)

42 Before he asked where she was in the crowd, they had just done a tribute to her. His neurons were misfiring. Badly.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 29, 2022 05:43 PM (Lv84X)

43
Stolen elections have consequences. In your face, over the top, embarrassing to the entire planet level consequences.

* Sets clock to 3 am *

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 29, 2022 05:44 PM (y3pKJ)

44 But Trump said "Pussy!"

Posted by: rd at September 29, 2022 05:44 PM (Z32m1)

45 I think Biden should go to North Carolina now to evaluate the damage from Ian.........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 05:44 PM (p3lya)

46 He didn't just do that Dr. Jill had to tell him which direction to go after speech
Posted by: It's me donna

////

Yeah, what is up with that? He does that a lot. Is that a universal sign of dementia, or what??

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 29, 2022 05:44 PM (tQL7r)

47 44 But Trump said "Pussy!"
Posted by: rd at September 29, 2022 05:44 PM (Z32m1)

And those tweets !

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2022 05:44 PM (bs+z0)

48 23 How do they cover up Joe's evident dementia with a straight face? It's incredible

What do you expect from these crooked sumbitches? You think they’re going to admit the truth? Hell, there’s no truth in them.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 29, 2022 05:45 PM (eJn7u)

49 There is no question that his brain is shit. We should never have to argue with anyone about it. It's just bizarre they try to defend the absolute craziness that comes out of his mouth.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 29, 2022 05:45 PM (Lv84X)

50 They had just finished watching a memorial to her. Posted by: fd at September 29, 2022 05:43 PM (sn5EN)

Yeah, that came up yesterday, but I also saw that the memorial video was after Biden's remarks. Either way, I don't think he was there prior to his remarks.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 29, 2022 05:45 PM (7B5FA)

51 Does anyone actually watch the Spew ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2022 05:45 PM (bs+z0)

52 God I'm getting old. I remember when the Vice President not being able to spell "potato" was a big deal. Times, they are a changin'.

Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 05:45 PM (gAzHd)

53 45 I think Biden should go to North Carolina now to evaluate the damage from Ian.........
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 05:44 PM (p3lya)

*********

But we're at war with them!

Posted by: Kamala at September 29, 2022 05:46 PM (xxG/v)

54 What about your gaffes, Mr Romney?!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 05:46 PM (yikp0)

55 'I'm learning British', he said, while smoking a fag.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 05:46 PM (mE7cY)

56 Say, whatever happened to these legions of long distance psychologists and psychiatrists who were all constantly diagnosing Trump's mental condition for four f****** years?

Funny how we don't hear from any of these 'ex-spurts' anymore. Biden could walk up to the podium wearing a f****** ceiling fan upside down on his head with a chicken under each arm and that s*** filled sock he calls a press secretary would be talking about Biden's outreach to the ceiling fan and chicken communities.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 29, 2022 05:46 PM (wb1YC)

57 Get the spanner and the torch from the boot so we can mend it straightaway. Then we'll get some takeaway chicken vindaloo. Right! Off ya go.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 05:46 PM (4I/2K)

58 The Wall Street Journal actually included Joey ByeBye's "Where's Jackie" conundrum in their article about the White House hunger pow-wow, albeit in the last two paragraphs.

But they mentioned it, which is new.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at September 29, 2022 05:46 PM (oedLL)

59 Stolen elections have consequences. In your face, over the top, embarrassing to the entire planet level consequences.

* Sets clock to 3 am *
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 29, 2022 05:44 PM (y3pKJ)


Sets Atomic Clock to 12 seconds before Midnight.

Posted by: The honest version of hte Bulletin of Atomic Scientists at September 29, 2022 05:46 PM (Z32m1)

60 Trump should have said "Birthing Birthing Pelvic Area Where the Viable Tissue Mass Leaves the Birthing Persons Body" to be phonetically correct.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 05:46 PM (p3lya)

61 Ghost Gaffe

Posted by: Max Power at September 29, 2022 05:47 PM (k7+BO)

62 How do they cover up Joe's evident dementia with a straight face? It's incredible.
Posted by: Seems Legit

///

Well, that's the easy part. All the Botox, face lifts, plastic surgery -- their faces are always straight

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 29, 2022 05:47 PM (tQL7r)

63 45 I think Biden should go to North Carolina now to evaluate the damage from Ian.........
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 05:44 PM (p3lya)

*********

But we're at war with them!

Well then just go to the DMZ between N and S Carolina.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 05:47 PM (p3lya)

64 I took a bad fall a couple of days ago so I don't feel so pouncy atm

by Sunday, I'll be pouncing like a mother fucker

Posted by: REDACTED at September 29, 2022 05:48 PM (us2H3)

65 Bringing this forward because...... Reasons.
277 200 151 Hey guys and gals...here's a little test. Name one (1) competent Democrat politician that you trust, admire and respect. Just one (1).

Posted by: Orson

I trust and admire Harry Reid's current status.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 29, 2022 05:20 PM (ItDxt)

Unfortunately, such a person doesn't exist. If they did, the MSM would be touting them as the next POTUS right now. Their silence on this point answers the question for you.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Dems should be looking at Evan Bayh. They won't, but they should be.
Posted by: Madamemayhem

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 29, 2022 05:48 PM (Wy1BU)

66 'I'm learning British', he said, while smoking a fag.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 05:46 PM (mE7cY)


That's my job!

Posted by: Pete Buttgiggity at September 29, 2022 05:48 PM (Z32m1)

67 I've got a brand new crisp $5 bill that says Biden has uttered the word 'pussy' about a thousand more times than Trump ever has.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 29, 2022 05:48 PM (wb1YC)

68 Are they friendly spirits?

Posted by: Rocky at September 29, 2022 05:49 PM (63Dwl)

69 Trump rough walks on a ramp = demand cognitive testing!!! Reeeeeee!

Biden talks to a dead woman he just gave a eulogy for = dats ageist!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 05:49 PM (mE7cY)

70 The first time I saw Brandon doing the Cornholio, I went back and watched it like ten times - I couldn't understand what I was seeing. But he's done it many times since. It's so weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2022 05:49 PM (oINRc)

71 Retards all the way down.

Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2022 05:49 PM (+J0HH)

72 Ian intensifies...... I knew it... DeathSantos with help of Trump seeded the clouds so that the Carolinas and maybe New England can also feel the pain.....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 05:50 PM (p3lya)

73 Get the spanner and the torch from the boot so we can mend it straightaway. Then we'll get some takeaway chicken vindaloo. Right! Off ya go.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2022 05:46 PM (4I/2K)

Brilliant.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 05:50 PM (yHsuS)

74 55 'I'm learning British', he said, while smoking a fag.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

That's disgusting!

Unless he's smoking a fag, as in aiming and firing. Then its cool.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at September 29, 2022 05:50 PM (ai2Yq)

75 I guess Biden was "top of mind" years ago when he was at a rally and asking the guy in a wheelchair to stand up.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 29, 2022 05:50 PM (wb1YC)

76
Sets Atomic Clock to 12 seconds before Midnight.

Posted by: The honest version of hte Bulletin of Atomic Scientists at September 29, 2022 05:46 PM


Optimist.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 29, 2022 05:51 PM (y3pKJ)

77 Either way, I don't think he was there prior to his remarks.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

////

I don't think he was there when he was making the remarks.

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 29, 2022 05:51 PM (tQL7r)

78 Democrats will be ashamed when they realize all this gaslighting made grobal warmening worse.

Poor polar bears.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 05:51 PM (mE7cY)

79 Our President had a moment. A moment in time. Time is just a moment. The moment has passed. Take a moment and think about that.

Word salad spoken by Kamala Harris, a woman of color

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 29, 2022 05:51 PM (haWye)

80 C'mon man. Everybody's picking on me today.

Posted by: Slow Joe at September 29, 2022 05:51 PM (v0R5T)

81 Stolen elections have consequences. In your face, over the top, embarrassing to the entire planet level consequences.

* Sets clock to 3 am *
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 29, 2022 05:44 PM (y3pKJ)

Sets Atomic Clock to 12 seconds before Midnight.

Posted by: The honest version of hte Bulletin of Atomic Scientists at September 29, 2022 05:46 PM (Z32m1)

How about 2 minutes to midnight?

https://youtu.be/9qbRHY1l0vc

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 05:52 PM (yHsuS)

82 To Sonny Hostin, Whoopi and Joy Behar on behalf of Ronald Reagan......FUCK YOU.

Self righteous pieces of shit. I remember what the left did to Reagan.

Posted by: JROD at September 29, 2022 05:52 PM (0jZnq)

83 I've got a brand new crisp $5 bill that says Biden has uttered the word 'pussy' about a thousand more times than Trump ever has.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 29, 2022 05:48 PM (wb1YC)


Possible. Also possible that Melania would throw something at The Donald if she heard it. They seem to have a different dynamic. I could be reading too much into it - but I like his body language around her. It seems respectful. Even for a hound dog like him. And I've been that dog, but at some point, you settle down.

Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 05:52 PM (gAzHd)

84 I am the great potatolio! I need teepee for my veepholilio!

Posted by: My Word as a biden at September 29, 2022 05:52 PM (1DgE4)

85 Nigel of Spades
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Mind if we call you Bruce?

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 05:52 PM (g1EEm)

86 These unbelievably stupid, ignorant people get on TV? To share their vapid childish mindthoughts?

Whatever the decrement from 81M it is for legit Biden votes, it's obviously still a huge number, and that's quite credible given the cretinous nature of the public square.

There are people who actually watch and listen to these airheads?

Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2022 05:53 PM (OTzUX)

87 joe biden operates on a different plane of existence than the rest of you haters!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 29, 2022 05:53 PM (bVYXr)

88 39 "He clearly didn't know it yesterday, although it seems he might have known it at one point prior to yesterday.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon "

They had just finished watching a memorial to her.
Posted by: fd at September 29, 2022 05:43 PM (sn5EN)

HE DIDN'T SEE IT!!!!! HE WAS NOT THERE FOR THAT!!!!
-shills

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2022 05:53 PM (dNqv+)

89 Brandon has never been called on his lameness

but next, it's gonna change and he will never be able to tolerate it

his problem is, if he pardons his son and his brother, they will be compelled to testify and cannot take the fifth

Posted by: REDACTED at September 29, 2022 05:53 PM (us2H3)

90 Comrade Stolen is in perfect health, comrades.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2022 05:54 PM (llON8)

91 Who watches that horrible show? If I need to listen to a bunch of idiot women blather I'll go to my family reunion. Why would you purposely expose yourself to the flustercluck like that?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 29, 2022 05:54 PM (okGHj)

92 A Montclair moment

Posted by: Rocky at September 29, 2022 05:54 PM (63Dwl)

93 I like his body language around her. It seems respectful. Even for a hound dog like him. And I've been that dog, but at some point, you settle down.
Posted by: Telecaster


She definitely has some control over him.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 05:54 PM (g1EEm)

94 91 Comrade Stolen is in perfect health, comrades.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2022 05:54 PM (llON

Which is why his nurse Dr. Jill has to tell him which way to go all the time

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2022 05:55 PM (bs+z0)

95 Posted by: Paul at September 29, 2022 05:53 PM (7ObDd)

Haul? Haul what?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 29, 2022 05:55 PM (ZSK0i)

96 Which is why his nurse Dr. Jill has to tell him which way to go all the time
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2022 05:55 PM (bs+z0)

I've been telling him where to go for months now, but he just won't.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 29, 2022 05:56 PM (okGHj)

97
Anyone here surprised ?

Posted by: Paul at September 29, 2022 05:53 PM


You okay? You sound vaccinated.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 29, 2022 05:56 PM (y3pKJ)

98 'I'm learning British', he said,

Me too if Rona Mitra is teaching.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 05:56 PM (anj39)

99 Is it just me or all the trolls getting more stupid ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2022 05:56 PM (bs+z0)

100 Very unlikely he'll be needing to pardon his brother or son. Not impossible, but unlikely. It's Paraguay now.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 29, 2022 05:56 PM (OTzUX)

101 But Trump had to take a cognitive test.

And his doctor was forced into the Press Gaggle Room to defend the results.

And the Propaganda Press then demanded reassurance from the Secretary of Defense that there were "safeguards" in place to prevent the President of the United States from using military force.

Meanwhile the Junta allegedly blew up a Russian pipeline yesterday, an act of fucking WAR against a country that has not attacked us (so far as I know).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2022 05:57 PM (SM9mI)

102 Jill Biden must be one lousy human

to do this to your spouse so you can have your day in the sun

Posted by: REDACTED at September 29, 2022 05:57 PM (us2H3)

103 If it was a one time it could be passed over, but it's every week and only because once a week at most do they let him out unsupervised.
Bet he hasn't called DeSantis either.

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2022 05:57 PM (xhxe8)

104 Anyone here surprised ?

Posted by: Paul at September 29, 2022 05:53 PM

You okay? You sound vaccinated.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 29, 2022 05:56 PM (y3pKJ)

Nice pounce. I've been waiting for an opportunity to use that.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 05:57 PM (yHsuS)

105 Ugh. Just confirmed my suspicions that the new children's librarian is a woke warrior.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 29, 2022 05:40 PM (p/nbH)

Better have your kids steal the books they want to read for the next several years now.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 05:57 PM (eoQWY)

106
Jill Biden must be one lousy human

to do this to your spouse so you can have your day in the sun
Posted by: REDACTED at September 29, 2022 05:57 PM (us2H3)

They're politicians. None of them human. Not in the sense most people have of that concept.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2022 05:57 PM (oINRc)

107 Whatever the decrement from 81M it is for legit Biden votes, it's obviously still a huge number, and that's quite credible given the cretinous nature of the public square.

Never forget, even with a third party candidate that drew 10%, Jimmy Carter got 40% of the national vote after hostages in Iran for a year, oil rationing, credit card rates on home mortgages, crime like still hasn't came back, and official talk of price fixing and wage freezes.

40% of the country looked at all that and said "Hell Yes, I'd like four more years". The public square has not changed. The public square is no different than the Greatest Generation that applauded the first Social Security check.

You folks here greatly overestimate the masses desire for freedom.

Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 05:58 PM (gAzHd)

108 Despite the furore =

Homage to Presidente Giorgia Meloni

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 29, 2022 05:58 PM (gpmLW)

109 I wonder what Brian Stelter will have to say about this news blackout in his media review show today.

Oh wait...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2022 05:58 PM (SM9mI)

110 Many suburban Mommy Brains are clouded by Chardonnay.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 29, 2022 05:59 PM (ZCool)

111 "Today, Republicans pounced on errant comment made by Biden, in another attempt to seize on a statement which Republicans claim indicate diminished capacity."

"We at CNNMSNBCCBS deplore such reactions and hope the GOP will show a bit more discretion in the future."

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 29, 2022 05:59 PM (5pTK/)

112 I like his body language around her. It seems respectful. Even for a hound dog like him. And I've been that dog, but at some point, you settle down.
Posted by: Telecaster

She definitely has some control over him.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 05:54 PM (g1EEm)


She's eastern European, right? Basically Russian. See...Putin owns Trump. -- leftists everywhere

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 29, 2022 05:59 PM (1Z8zZ)

113 Ya'll stealin' my jokes?

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2022 05:59 PM (Uf/zI)

114 Ian intensifies...... I knew it... DeathSantos with help of Trump seeded the clouds so that the Carolinas and maybe New England can also feel the pain.....
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 05:50 PM (p3lya)

its over the ocean, that's how it works. Gah, news is worthless.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 06:00 PM (eoQWY)

115 Ya'll stealin' my jokes?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2022 05:59 PM (Uf/zI)
============
My jokes!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 29, 2022 06:01 PM (SM9mI)

116 You okay? You sound vaccinated.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

////

Have to admit, I larfed.

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 29, 2022 06:01 PM (tQL7r)

117 Meanwhile the Junta allegedly blew up a Russian pipeline yesterday, an act of fucking WAR against a country that has not attacked us (so far as I know).
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2022 05:57 PM (SM9mI)


As lunatic as these people are, I wonder how many of the actually believe that Russia did something in 2016 to get Trump elected.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 29, 2022 06:01 PM (1Z8zZ)

118 Gaffe - like a theater hook with a sharp edge?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 29, 2022 06:01 PM (gpmLW)

119 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 29, 2022 06:02 PM (T4tVD)

120 Where does VP Joe Camel go next? The DMZ between East and West Germany ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 06:02 PM (p3lya)

121 Iron Maiden - Wasted Years

https://youtu.be/Ij99dud8-0A

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 06:02 PM (yHsuS)

122 40% of the country looked at all that and said "Hell Yes, I'd like four more years". The public square has not changed. The public square is no different than the Greatest Generation that applauded the first Social Security check.

You folks here greatly overestimate the masses desire for freedom.
Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 05:58 PM (gAzHd)

You underestimate the endemic voter fraud in all the cities. Everyone knew what that kind of margin meant in real life, which is why Carter spent a decade building houses for charity when Teddy could remain in politics after murdering a woman.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 06:03 PM (eoQWY)

123
My 94 yr old father who is in cognitive decline big time to put it diplomatically, is still more cognitively able than Brandon. Anyone with experience with this recognizes it in Brandon. His brain is falling apart.

My father does this didn't remember so-and-so was dead all the time. A neighbor around here has been dead for a few years. My father knew it at the time, but it doesn't stick.

It will come up many times this fellow is dead, and my father will get sort of agitated. Huh? And then pester my mother for hours about the details.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2022 06:03 PM (Mzdiz)

124 As lunatic as these people are, I wonder how many of the actually believe that Russia did something in 2016 to get Trump elected.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 29, 2022 06:01 PM (1Z8zZ)
==============
What is "all of them"?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2022 06:03 PM (SM9mI)

125 "Where's Jackie" becomes the new "Let's Go Brandon" in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 29, 2022 06:03 PM (bUGMk)

126 Where does VP Joe Camel go next? The DMZ between East and West Germany ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 06:02 PM


Checkpoint Charlie...something she's probably never heard of.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2022 06:03 PM (Wnv9h)

127 Meanwhile the Junta allegedly blew up a Russian pipeline yesterday, an act of fucking WAR against a country that has not attacked us (so far as I know).
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2022 05:57 PM (SM9mI)


There will be payback.
It will be ugly.
It will be painful.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 06:03 PM (anj39)

128 You folks here greatly overestimate the masses desire for freedom.
Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 05:58 PM (gAzHd)


The masses want freedom for themselves, not for you. Oh, and they want you to pay for their freedom.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 29, 2022 06:04 PM (1Z8zZ)

129 Is it just me or all the trolls getting more stupid ?
Posted by: It's me donna

///

Nope, I'm right there with you. Not very believable stuff they're posting lately.

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 29, 2022 06:04 PM (tQL7r)

130 > As lunatic as these people are, I wonder how many of the actually believe that Russia did something in 2016 to get Trump elected.

A significant plurality of Democrats believe Russia hacked into voting machines and manipulated the vote tallies in favor of Trump.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 06:04 PM (eyxn4)

131 "Where's Jackie?" Honestly, a ouija board would be a better president.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at September 29, 2022 06:04 PM (3dSQy)

132 Turns out Kamala has a stutter too

Rikki tikki tavi

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 06:04 PM (M+Lyo)

133 You know, I'm beginning to think maybe these people in the media aren't on our side.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2022 06:04 PM (TGNA8)

134 My father does this didn't remember so-and-so was dead all the time. A neighbor around here has been dead for a few years. My father knew it at the time, but it doesn't stick.

It will come up many times this fellow is dead, and my father will get sort of agitated. Huh? And then pester my mother for hours about the details.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2022 06:03 PM (Mzdiz)

My grandfather was exactly the same. As you say, anyone who has witnessed it recognizes it in others immediately.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 06:04 PM (yHsuS)

135 It will come up many times this fellow is dead, and my father will get sort of agitated. Huh? And then pester my mother for hours about the details.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2022 06:03 PM (Mzdiz)
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My mom has forgotten the name of my late sister. It's awful to deal with. Which is why I reserve special loathing for Dr. Jill.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 29, 2022 06:05 PM (5pTK/)

136 You underestimate the endemic voter fraud in all the cities. Everyone knew what that kind of margin meant in real life, which is why Carter spent a decade building houses for charity when Teddy could remain in politics after murdering a woman.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 06:03 PM (eoQWY)


You gonna' be the one to break in to Dave in Fla ? I don't know if I have the heart, honestly. I mean, I love a good I Told You So - but I don't think even I have the will to just crush the guy like this.

Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 06:05 PM (gAzHd)

137 Today VP Joe Camel announced that she will support a bill introduced by AOC to slow down global warming on the sun....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 06:05 PM (p3lya)

138 Is it just me or all the trolls getting more stupid ?
Posted by: It's me donna


That hurts. This is all improv, FYI. As Johnny Carson said, they can't all be gems.

Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 06:07 PM (gAzHd)

139
Always thought Joe Bastardi was 100 years old, I've been hearing from him for so long. I looked him up and he's one (1) year older than me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2022 06:07 PM (1Nxff)

140 Joey's a Ghost Whisperer. This isn't the first time he's tried to interact with either someone dead or someone not visible to the rest of us.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2022 06:07 PM (ynpvh)

141 WTF is "mommy brain"?

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 06:07 PM (2/GgP)

142 Where does VP Joe Camel go next? The DMZ between East and West Germany ???
Posted by: Ferd Berfall


The DMV.

This is the third time I have made this incredibly witty joke today and I am going to keep making it until somebody laughs.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 06:08 PM (g1EEm)

143 > Many suburban Mommy Brains are clouded by Chardonnay.

The only time I've ever heard "mommy brain" by an actual, normal human, was in reference to how women feel near the end of pregnancy or the first few months with a new baby. In that case, it's entirely understandable because you're not sleeping much and your body is devoting a great deal of energy toward nourishing a growing human.

I have never in my life heard of "mommy brain" in any other circumstance.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 06:08 PM (eyxn4)

144 It will come up many times this fellow is dead, and my father will get sort of agitated. Huh? And then pester my mother for hours about the details.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2022 06:03 PM (Mzdiz)

My grandfather was exactly the same. As you say, anyone who has witnessed it recognizes it in others immediately.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 06:04 PM (yHsuS)

My late father in law too. Toward the end he had to relive finding out his oldest son died Every Single Day.

It was horrible.

Makes you wonder how long they can keep Joe upright.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 29, 2022 06:08 PM (RLLZj)

145 139
Always thought Joe Bastardi was 100 years old, I've been hearing from him for so long. I looked him up and he's one (1) year older than me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2022 06:07 PM (1Nxff)

So only 99 then?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2022 06:08 PM (ynpvh)

146 You gonna' be the one to break in to Dave in Fla ? I don't know if I have the heart, honestly. I mean, I love a good I Told You So - but I don't think even I have the will to just crush the guy like this.
Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 06:05 PM (gAzHd)

Reagan won 489 - 49. That's how they count that election.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 06:08 PM (eoQWY)

147 All those cocktail parties mean anyone is bound to not get the cheese on the cracker 100%

Posted by: DaveA at September 29, 2022 06:08 PM (FhXTo)

148 141 WTF is "mommy brain"?

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 06:07 PM (2/GgP)

when the baby is left in the carrier on the roof of the car as mommy leaves the gas station

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2022 06:09 PM (ynpvh)

149 The DMV.

This is the third time I have made this incredibly witty joke today and I am going to keep making it until somebody laughs.
Posted by: quantum mechanic

haha.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 29, 2022 06:09 PM (ItDxt)

150 142 Where does VP Joe Camel go next? The DMZ between East and West Germany ???
Posted by: Ferd Berfall

The DMV.

This is the third time I have made this incredibly witty joke today and I am going to keep making it until somebody laughs.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 06:08 PM (g1EEm)

In some universe, someone has.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2022 06:10 PM (ynpvh)

151
You okay? You sound vaccinated.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
////

Have to admit, I larfed.

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 29, 2022 06:01 PM


Despite the very best efforts of the communists that Facebook hires, some very good stuff still gets through, which my wife tells me, and I steal. I'd like to admit that I always give attribution, but I'm just not that good of a person. I'm working on it, slowly.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 29, 2022 06:10 PM (y3pKJ)

152 when the baby is left in the carrier on the roof of the car as mommy leaves the gas station
___

Huh.

Guess I was lucky I never had it.

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 06:10 PM (2/GgP)

153 Planned Parenthood doctor tells Congress men can get pregnant: ‘This is medicine’

If I get pregnant from my girlfriend, can I get child support from her for the next 18 years ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 06:10 PM (p3lya)

154 haha.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


I know you only said that to shut me up, but thankyou.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 06:10 PM (g1EEm)

155
Joe Biden, the Person Occupying the Office of the President of the United States. Or, the POOP-US.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2022 06:10 PM (1Nxff)

156 WTF is "mommy brain"?
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 06:07 PM (2/GgP)
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Mom had kids, decided she could have it all, divorced daddy and now lives sleep deprived running after kids and, spends her evening with Mr. Cardboardnay after the kids are sort of taken care of. Hence, "Mommy Brain."

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 29, 2022 06:10 PM (5pTK/)

157 148 141 WTF is "mommy brain"?

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 06:07 PM (2/GgP)

when the baby is left in the carrier on the roof of the car as mommy leaves the gas station


it was a dog

Posted by: mitt at September 29, 2022 06:10 PM (oY6Yp)

158 Joe Biden. Kamala Harris
A Nation with a Leadership Crisis turns its eyes to
Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: rd at September 29, 2022 06:10 PM (Z32m1)

159 I admit to having senior moments, as anyone who reads my comments can attest, but I know who is dead and who is alive. Well, except for Abe Vigoda

Posted by: Javems at September 29, 2022 06:11 PM (AmoqO)

160 "I mean, she passed last month not, like, a hundred years ago.”

Whoopi is as dumb as she is ugly.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at September 29, 2022 06:11 PM (+c3FL)

161 Out of mind, out of sight.

Posted by: Paco at September 29, 2022 06:11 PM (njExo)

162 Paul is the blog equivalent of LoBot....I think the actual meat space dude that sets these Lobots up, fake commentors like Paul or Sid, etc, sometime posts on bigger blogs by PJ Media using a bunch of different nics and such, and that is because the guy is probably a 23 year old non-political web nerd or some such - he has talking point provided and sentences to post provided by facilitators - he does that - and then makes extra per post at sites like Instapundit, etc to get more $$, but his heart and mind isn't into it - he doesn't even understand the issues - he just wants to collect "credits" against his next PS5 or PS6 purchase.

Its useless to engage them in this forum.

Posted by: Boswell at September 29, 2022 06:11 PM (+Cgut)

163 My late father in law too. Toward the end he had to relive finding out his oldest son died Every Single Day.

It was horrible.

Makes you wonder how long they can keep Joe upright.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 29, 2022 06:08 PM (RLLZj)

That's awful. Perhaps that is why he keeps inserting Beau into contexts incongruously.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 06:11 PM (yHsuS)

164 haha.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

I know you only said that to shut me up, but thankyou.
Posted by: quantum mechanic

Had to take one for the team...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 29, 2022 06:11 PM (ItDxt)

165 153 Planned Parenthood doctor tells Congress men can get pregnant: ‘This is medicine’

If I get pregnant from my girlfriend, can I get child support from her for the next 18 years ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 06:10 PM (p3lya)

And you won't believe which orifice they removed the embryo!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2022 06:11 PM (ynpvh)

166 Tennessee Lawmakers have sent a letter to Vanderbilt demanding they immediately stop gender transforming surgeries on kids and to explain themselves after the surgeon was caught on camera talking about how big a cash cow the surgeries are. The Governor has also demanded a law be drafted to stop the surgeries outright.

Vanderbilt board of directors has ten days to respond.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 06:12 PM (mE7cY)

167 I would probably get better service at the Korean DMZ then the DMV ..........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 06:12 PM (p3lya)

168 The Senate made a last-minute deal today to fund the gubbmint through mid-December, and then left town for electioneering. The next time the GOPe can fuck things up in their usual way is Monday November 14, a week after election day.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2022 06:12 PM (SePUY)

169 ABC? NBC? CBS?

I don't know, it may not be their fault. Little outlets like that, that no one watches, probably rely on that pool reporter who didn't mention it.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 29, 2022 06:12 PM (TgBWG)

170 Joe Biden, the Person Occupying the Office of the President of the United States. Or, the POOP-US.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2022 06:10 PM (1Nxff)

Needs Repeating

Posted by: rd at September 29, 2022 06:12 PM (Z32m1)

171 "I mean, she passed last month not, like, a hundred years ago.”

Whoopi is as dumb as she is ugly.
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at September 29, 2022 06:11 PM (+c3FL)

Yeah, that isn't exactly Clarence Darrow level legal defense.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 06:12 PM (eoQWY)

172 All those cocktail parties mean anyone is bound to not get the cheese on the cracker 100%
Posted by: DaveA


Cheese? Cheese~! Harrumph!
Nothing so quotidian would be served to Our Kind. And crackers? Non, Monsieur, non.

Posted by: Your Uniparty Betters at September 29, 2022 06:12 PM (IyrhE)

173 Mommy brain is that brain fog of exhaustion and fear that happens in the first few weeks after a first time mother gives birth.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 29, 2022 06:13 PM (Wy1BU)

174 Reagan won 489 - 49. That's how they count that election.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 06:08 PM (eoQWY)


Count it however you want. 40% of the public, in 1979, wanted Four More Years of Carter. Factor in a few more points for the third party guy that got 10%.

That, honestly, is part of the problem here. This echo chamber constantly reinforces each other about how right you are, and can't fathom why anyone would possibly disagree.

Its a huge blind spot. Its like the door to door salesman that doesn't get why the dog bites him and the lady isn't polite as she tells him to get lost.

Its a fascinating study in human nature.

Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 06:13 PM (gAzHd)

175 I have take Poops that feel like child birth..... So yes I agree..

5 153 Planned Parenthood doctor tells Congress men can get pregnant: ‘This is medicine’

If I get pregnant from my girlfriend, can I get child support from her for the next 18 years ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 06:10 PM (p3lya)

And you won't believe which orifice they removed the embryo!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 06:13 PM (p3lya)

176 Mommy brain is that brain fog of exhaustion and fear that happens in the first few weeks after a first time mother gives birth.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 29, 2022 06:13 PM (Wy1BU)

Don't think it is limited to first timers.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 06:13 PM (yHsuS)

177 Show us 1 male at birth having a baby from conception

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2022 06:14 PM (xhxe8)

178 That's awful. Perhaps that is why he keeps inserting Beau into contexts incongruously.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 06:11 PM (yHsuS)

So far it seems he mentions him in cases of political expediency rather than forgetfulness and seems to know he's dead.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 06:14 PM (eoQWY)

179 174 Reagan won 489 - 49. That's how they count that election.

Putin helped Reagan win..........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 06:14 PM (p3lya)

180 Whoppie: She wasn't "dead" dead.

Posted by: Ripley at September 29, 2022 06:14 PM (MxEKc)

181 >>Planned Parenthood doctor tells Congress men can get pregnant: ‘This is medicine’


This is gonna take more than a teaspoon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins at September 29, 2022 06:14 PM (L6gKs)

182 This is bad, but ummmm... did anybody see the "she was 12, I was 30" speech?! Creepy!

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at September 29, 2022 06:14 PM (ep37o)

183
I stupidly set me father off on one of these a while back. I was taking him to an appointment, and drove him by this neighbors place. He asked, "What is So-and-so doing out there, now?"

Without thinking, I said, "Daddy, he died over two years ago." Well, that set him off, and basically all evening he was pestering my mother about that guy, and some others he was vaguely remembering died.

Next time he asks something like that, I'm just gonna say, "Oh so-and-so is doing all right" and just make something up consistent with his memory.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2022 06:15 PM (Mzdiz)

184

6 Could this an example of that stray voltage we've heard so much about? Or no?
Posted by: Prime Sister at September 29, 2022 05:36 PM (tQL7r)

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Stray dotage.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 29, 2022 06:15 PM (uluNb)

185 177 Show us 1 male at birth having a baby from conception

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2022 06:14 PM (xhxe

It difficult; the sperm keep getting lost in the throat or the anus.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2022 06:15 PM (ynpvh)

186 FJB thinks Beau died yesterday, every day and wished Hunter would die

Posted by: LORD PERCY at September 29, 2022 06:15 PM (iSbhf)

187 My late father in law too. Toward the end he had to relive finding out his oldest son died Every Single Day.

That's Hell. Literal Hell. And I'm not even slightly religious. That's awful.

Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 06:15 PM (gAzHd)

188 Mommy brain is that brain fog of exhaustion and fear that happens in the first few weeks after a first time mother gives birth.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 29, 2022 06:13 PM (Wy1BU)

Don't think it is limited to first timers.
Posted by: Comrade flounder

CF is *not* incorrect.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 29, 2022 06:16 PM (ItDxt)

189 OT and willowed:

So, I heard Sebastian Gorka this morning. Said "cui bono", who benefits? He threw out Putin. His peeps are protesting in Moscow and he's losing some cred. So by blowing up the pipeline he can keep the masses off his back by saying, "see, the West is coming after us." Or, something like that. Different tin foil hat.
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 29, 2022 06:03

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 29, 2022 06:16 PM (ju2Fy)

190 These people have a very ugly hard truth coming their way. And it will not matter one bit that they think they are right. No for a second

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 29, 2022 06:16 PM (ytSiK)

191 That's awful. Perhaps that is why he keeps inserting Beau into contexts incongruously.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 06:11 PM (yHsuS)

So far it seems he mentions him in cases of political expediency rather than forgetfulness and seems to know he's dead.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 06:14 PM (eoQWY)
==========
What about Mario, the Amtrak conductor who never existed? Or his Truck driving career? Biden makes obviously false claims, is called on them, and then repeats those same claims mere weeks later as if he's never told the story before. Dementia.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2022 06:16 PM (SePUY)

192 Don't think it is limited to first timers.
Posted by: Comrade flounder

CF is *not* incorrect.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 29, 2022 06:16 PM (ItDxt)

That's anecdotal from a fourth-timer using it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 06:16 PM (yHsuS)

193 187 My late father in law too. Toward the end he had to relive finding out his oldest son died Every Single Day.

That's Hell. Literal Hell. And I'm not even slightly religious. That's awful.

Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 06:15 PM (gAzHd)

My grandmother saw her mother before she collapsed one day; her mother had been dead for about 15 years. A few years later, she too passed.
My grandfather (other side of family) saw people dressed in late 1800's/early 1900 clothing a year or so before he died; said it was his Aunt.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2022 06:17 PM (ynpvh)

194 Joey's brain resembles a slice of swiss cheese and smells like limburger.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 29, 2022 06:17 PM (R/m4+)

195 148 141 WTF is "mommy brain"?

Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 06:07 PM (2/GgP)

when the baby is left in the carrier on the roof of the car as mommy leaves the gas station
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2022 06:09 PM (ynpvh)


I did that once with a large milkshake. After I tapped the brakes? I decided putting things on the hood was a better idea, and so what if the hood gets a scratch or two?

Posted by: rd at September 29, 2022 06:17 PM (Z32m1)

196 So if I follow Whoopie's line of defense, the fact that Biden was only RECENTLY informed of Jackie's death makes it better, not worse. Interesting.

Posted by: Zek at September 29, 2022 06:17 PM (fsV7e)

197 Ah, here we go...

https://tinyurl.com/efzmnrjc

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at September 29, 2022 06:17 PM (ep37o)

198 There was that one story about the guy who went to the ER on a Friday night and later, with much difficulty, 'gave birth' to a Potato Ricer.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 06:17 PM (L6gKs)

199 I was sitting in the car with Mom at the store. My wife of 35 years was inside. After a bit Mom turned and asked me, "When is that woman coming back?". Had to laugh. She was sweet up to her last breath.

Posted by: Javems at September 29, 2022 06:18 PM (AmoqO)

200 This is the third time I have made this incredibly witty joke today and I am going to keep making it until somebody laughs.
Posted by: quantum mechanic


No one laughed at my Old Smeller joke either.

Man can't get a snort these days from anyone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 06:18 PM (mE7cY)

201 Its a fascinating study in human nature.
Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 06:13 PM (gAzHd)

While my guitar gently weeps

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 06:18 PM (M+Lyo)

202 Next time he asks something like that, I'm just gonna say, "Oh so-and-so is doing all right" and just make something up consistent with his memory.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2022 06:15 PM (Mzdiz)
------------

I've similar strategies when dealing with my mom. I studiously avoid challenging her on anything unless my hand is forced.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 29, 2022 06:18 PM (5pTK/)

203 I think they mean a woman who identifies as a man can have a baby because he's actually a woman.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 06:19 PM (mE7cY)

204 olddog that is as good as a theory as heard yet

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2022 06:19 PM (xhxe8)

205 Hilarious second sentence, Ace. Joe Biden is so good as performing as an incompetent maybe we should dress him up as Madame Arcati-the psychic medium in Noel Coward's play "Blithe Spirit" the play about a deaf wife haunting her ex husband (It's a comedy) and he could talk to his first wife or other more famous people. He could invite Hillary. Didn't she want to talk to ghosts

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2022 06:19 PM (vH/6k)

206 So, I heard Sebastian Gorka this morning. Said "cui bono", who benefits? He threw out Putin. His peeps are protesting in Moscow and he's losing some cred. So by blowing up the pipeline he can keep the masses off his back by saying, "see, the West is coming after us." Or, something like that. Different tin foil hat.
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 29, 2022 06:03

If massive sanctions, extreme restrictions on Russian athletes abroad, and open hostility from Eastern European states against Russian citizens (as opposed to the Putin state) isn't enough to convince Russians of that, I don't know what it will take.

But anyone saying that Russians would risk their submarines to attack Nordstream, as opposed to British pipelines in the North Sea, is far too retarded to take seriously on anything else.

Posted by: trev006 at September 29, 2022 06:19 PM (yZNTO)

207 This is the third time I have made this incredibly witty joke today and I am going to keep making it until somebody laughs.
Posted by: quantum mechanic

No one laughed at my Old Smeller joke either.

Man can't get a snort these days from anyone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 06:18 PM (mE7cY)

Only about 1/100 of mine land. You get used to it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 06:19 PM (yHsuS)

208 Funny, I remember when they questioned Trump's mental fitness. And earlier, Reagan's.

Really, every Republican except Nixon. He was too obviously smart for that, so he was double-Satan.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 29, 2022 06:19 PM (TgBWG)

209 Next time he asks something like that, I'm just gonna say, "Oh so-and-so is doing all right" and just make something up consistent with his memory.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2022 06:15 PM (Mzdiz)


I'll ask you not to. Would you want somebody doing that to you ? Lying, to spare your feelings and their convenience ?

Because that, in no small sense, is what our elites are trying to do to us. I get that its hard. But that man, for good or ill, spent decades raising you. Don't tell him a shit sandwich is filled with peanut butter. Tell him the truth. Even if you have to tell him every day. Even if it hurts.

Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 06:20 PM (gAzHd)

210 Dead not "Deaf"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2022 06:20 PM (vH/6k)

211 My late father in law too. Toward the end he had to relive finding out his oldest son died Every Single Day.

That's Hell. Literal Hell. And I'm not even slightly religious. That's awful.
Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 06:15 PM (gAzHd)

Which would make Dr. Jill a literal demon.

Sounds about right. None of us would have been parading Grandpa Harry around like this.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 29, 2022 06:20 PM (RLLZj)

212 Quality Matters..........

Chinese EV Maker Leapmotor Flops in Hong Kong Market Debut

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 06:20 PM (p3lya)

213 Jokes are like gossamer.

...and one does not dissect gossamer

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 06:20 PM (L6gKs)

214 Meant "Hilarious first sentence, Ace."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2022 06:20 PM (vH/6k)

215 Ah, here we go...

https://tinyurl.com/efzmnrjc

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at September 29, 2022 06:17 PM (ep37o)

Going to have to preface statements like, "Ah, here we go..."

My mind went to someone launching a nuke or similar.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 06:21 PM (yHsuS)

216 The media will talk about Biden's beyond obvious mental decline...but on their own time and on their own terms, as dictated by their masters in the Democrat Party

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2022 06:21 PM (mR6Gs)

217 18 billion for emergency relief fund

FL will probably see 30 bucks

Posted by: REDACTED at September 29, 2022 06:21 PM (us2H3)

218 What about Mario, the Amtrak conductor who never existed? Or his Truck driving career? Biden makes obviously false claims, is called on them, and then repeats those same claims mere weeks later as if he's never told the story before. Dementia.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2022 06:16 PM (SePUY)

Those are what the professionals call "Lies". Biden's been doing that for 50 years at least.

Look back at Bill claiming he remembered church fires in Arkansas as a youth when there weren't any. Or Hillary claiming she was named after an unknown beekeeper in another country who climbed Everest some years later.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 06:22 PM (eoQWY)

219 ABC? NBC? CBS?

I don't know, it may not be their fault. Little outlets like that, that no one watches, probably rely on that pool reporter who didn't mention it.
Posted by: Eeyore

////

Touché!

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 29, 2022 06:22 PM (tQL7r)

220 Really, every Republican except Nixon. He was too obviously smart for that, so he was double-Satan.
Posted by: Eeyore


They tried with Teddy Roosevelt.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2022 06:22 PM (IyrhE)

221 115 Ya'll stealin' my jokes?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2022 05:59 PM (Uf/zI)
============
My jokes!
Posted by: Amy Schumer


community jokes

Posted by: property is theft at September 29, 2022 06:22 PM (oY6Yp)

222 Planned Parenthood doctor tells Congress men can get pregnant: ‘This is medicine’

Ask the doctor to define "Man"

Posted by: Javems at September 29, 2022 06:22 PM (AmoqO)

223 >> I've similar strategies when dealing with my mom

I've read some good advice on this. A woman wrote an article about dealing with her mom's dementia. Her mother would be living decades ago, when the author was a young girl.

She recalls her mother getting agitated that "I need to go pick up your sister from school!" She didn't have a sister, and was an only child in fact. So WTF? She realized her mother still recognized her as her daughter, yet she was older, but was back in the past. So she constructed "little sister" to explain that.

Rather than trying to explain to her mother, and getting her all agitated trying to confront reality, she learned to just say, "Oh, Mom, don't you remember Lil' Sis is staying over at her friend's house tonight for a sleepover."

That would satisfy her.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2022 06:22 PM (Mzdiz)

224 Telling parents about their dead relatives and having them relive the grief?

I am not doing that with my Mom. She asks about her Sister and BIL? I invent whole conversations based on old anecdotes, and then change the subject.

Chances are she will forget any conversation we have in about 3-10 minutes anyway. I only talk about bright and chipper topics. She protected me when i was young. I can protect her when she is old.

Posted by: rd at September 29, 2022 06:23 PM (Z32m1)

225 Somebody had to already snarked 'Stand up Jackie' right?

Posted by: polynikes at September 29, 2022 06:23 PM (ml8cs)

226 Biden says Italy's election of far-right Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni is a WARNING for American democracy
-----------------

But the next time she comes to America he would like to sniff her hair.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 29, 2022 06:23 PM (gpmLW)

227 Dr Jill is really Regan MacNeil ?????????????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 06:23 PM (p3lya)

228 No one laughed at my Old Smeller joke either.

Man can't get a snort these days from anyone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 06:18 PM


In fairness, perhaps people still remember what you did on The ONT, and it's devastating result.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2022 06:24 PM (a3Q+t)

229 "18 billion for emergency relief fund

FL will probably see 30 bucks"


The rest will go to Ukraine

Posted by: Ripley at September 29, 2022 06:24 PM (MxEKc)

230 Really, every Republican except Nixon. He was too obviously smart for that, so he was double-Satan.
Posted by: Eeyore

They tried with Teddy Roosevelt.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2022 06:22 PM (IyrhE)

Then he shot them.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 06:25 PM (eoQWY)

231 >>>I am not doing that with my Mom. She asks about her Sister and BIL? I invent whole conversations based on old anecdotes, and then change the subject.

Chances are she will forget any conversation we have in about 3-10 minutes anyway. I only talk about bright and chipper topics. She protected me when i was young. I can protect her when she is old.
Posted by: rd
------------------

Right, things like this are easily passed off with a happy comment.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 29, 2022 06:25 PM (gpmLW)

232 I hope this person is not a Gynecologist ! If so, they need to review their biology notes from Med School....

Planned Parenthood doctor tells Congress men can get pregnant: ‘This is medicine’

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 06:25 PM (p3lya)

233 My mom has forgotten the name of my late sister. It's awful to deal with. Which is why I reserve special loathing for Dr. Jill.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 29, 2022 06:05 PM (5pTK/)


That hits home. I just spent three days trying to remember Jewells' last name. Then I misspelled it.

Posted by: creeper at September 29, 2022 06:26 PM (cTCuP)

234 In fairness, perhaps people still remember what you did on The ONT, and it's devastating result.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2022 06:24 PM (a3Q+t


Legend

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2022 06:26 PM (mE7cY)

235 Sounds about right. None of us would have been parading Grandpa Harry around like this.

Decent people would not. Money and power be damned. But it doesn't make me feel any for that clan. They are just awful.

I'm sure, make no mistake, that I couldn't sit five minutes at a table with Donald Trump before I wanted to stab him in the eye. Yet, I can vote for him, and wish him well. The Bidens are just a different animal.

Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 06:27 PM (gAzHd)

236 Or Hillary claiming she was named after an unknown beekeeper in another country who climbed Everest some years later.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 06:22 PM


But dodging that sniper fire was totes real!

Posted by: Hillary! 2024! at September 29, 2022 06:27 PM (a3Q+t)

237 >> I'll ask you not to. Would you want somebody doing that to you ? Lying, to spare your feelings and their convenience ?

Yes. There is a YUGE difference between this and lying to someone still in their right mind.

The man who raised me and has my utter respect is gone. He's no longer there. And, when he hears things like So-and-So is dead it gets him upset and leads to all sorts of trouble for my mother who has to deal with him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2022 06:28 PM (Mzdiz)

238 Right, things like this are easily passed off with a happy comment.

Posted by: Braenyard,

That's what I did with dad. Bro not so much.

Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2022 06:28 PM (+J0HH)

239 I wouldn't trust that doctor to take out a splinter in my hand

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2022 06:28 PM (xhxe8)

240 She protected me when i was young. I can protect her when she is old.

Posted by: rd at September 29, 2022 06:23 PM (Z32m1)

Good for you.

Posted by: Javems at September 29, 2022 06:28 PM (AmoqO)

241 We would have tried to not tell him his son was gone, however, he would demand to know why he wasn't there. Dementia is very weird like that He couldn't remember hardly any names of any of us who were there every day. But he remembered John and somehow knew he hadn't seen him for a good long while.

Other people we could fudge around about. But not his son.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 29, 2022 06:29 PM (RLLZj)

242 Hey! How are you?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 29, 2022 06:30 PM (eGTCV)

243 Nood.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 06:30 PM (yHsuS)

244 I dealt with mt father's dementia for more than 15 years. Biden has dementia. Take it to the bank.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 29, 2022 06:30 PM (+4oV5)

245 Awww. "Biden administration scales back student debt relief for MILLIONS of Americans in stunning reversal"

Story at DM.

Posted by: fd at September 29, 2022 06:31 PM (sn5EN)

246 The man who raised me and has my utter respect is gone. He's no longer there.

Fair enough. I'll take my earlier comment back, if you'll let me. I didn't get your situation.

And I'm lucky. I'm 50. My dad's 68. He's still as shitty and nasty as the day I left home, thankfully.

My apologies.

Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 06:31 PM (gAzHd)

247 241 We would have tried to not tell him his son was gone, however, he would demand to know why he wasn't there.
--------------------

He's at the grocery and will be back in a little while.




Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 29, 2022 06:31 PM (gpmLW)

248 187 My late father in law too. Toward the end he had to relive finding out his oldest son died Every Single Day.

That's Hell. Literal Hell. And I'm not even slightly religious. That's awful.

Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 06:15 PM (gAzHd)

Did anyone in the family, knowing his mental state, decide just to tell him his son was fine?

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 29, 2022 06:32 PM (BdMk6)

249 I am proud of the North Korean Carbon Reduction Plan. They almost have zero emissions and the Western Countries should plan to emulate North Korea.

Posted by: VP Joe Camel at September 29, 2022 06:32 PM (p3lya)

250 Desatan voted against aid for hurricane sandy victims in 2013 (DU) So did cancun turd crud who took off for cancun mexico when texas had a weather disaster so AOC had to raise relief money to help texans while crud was checking out the beach trannies in cancun. This is why voters think biden and the democrats are week. Biden should of demanded desatan apologize for his 2013 vote against hurricane sandy aid.

Posted by: raimondo at September 29, 2022 06:32 PM (wTtnI)

251 Huh.
Guess I was lucky I never had it.
Posted by: SMH at September 29, 2022 06:10 PM (2/GgP)


My step-mom called in having her "head in the diapers" where she had so much going on running a house with young kids she didn't have time or energy to much beyond that.
She did go to college and get her teaching degree when her kids started moving out (and her first marriage was disintegrating)
I read a journal she kept for a while, in running a house with four kids, she also was keeping a giant kitchen garden, sewing for them all and keeping the kids in line while her husband was driving log trucks and living a lot in camp.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2022 06:34 PM (xhaym)

252 We would have tried to not tell him his son was gone, however, he would demand to know why he wasn't there. Dementia is very weird like that He couldn't remember hardly any names of any of us who were there every day. But he remembered John and somehow knew he hadn't seen him for a good long while.

Other people we could fudge around about. But not his son.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 29, 2022 06:29 PM


When my dad started on that road he would go to the auto parts store and demand they give him the shocks for his van that he had already paid for. After some weeks of that happening they would just give him the shocks and he would bring them home and give them to my brother and tell him to put them on his van. My brother would take them back to the auto parts store the next day to repeat the process. Sad.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 29, 2022 06:34 PM (bVYXr)

253 Or Hillary claiming she was named after an unknown beekeeper in another country who climbed Everest some years later.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 06:22 PM

But dodging that sniper fire was totes real!
Posted by: Hillary! 2024! at September 29, 2022 06:27 PM (a3Q+t)


I still remember when Chelsea was talking about abortion and wishing her Grandmother Rodham had the right to choose way back when.

Talk about Freudian slips?

Posted by: rd at September 29, 2022 06:35 PM (Z32m1)

254 >> My apologies.

No problem. I just to want to make clear the situation, and what you have to deal with.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 29, 2022 06:35 PM (Mzdiz)

255 Posted by: raimondo at September 29, 2022 06:32 PM

Snopes has analyzed this comment, determined that it lacks raimondo's scansion, and believes it is a sock.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2022 06:36 PM (a3Q+t)

256 e auto parts store and demand they give him the shocks for his van that he had already paid for. After some weeks of that happening they would just give him the shocks and he would bring them home and give them to my brother and tell him to put them on his van. My brother would take them back to the auto parts store the next day to repeat the process. Sad.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 29, 2022 06:34 PM (bVYXr)

Did the van ever get new shocks?

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 29, 2022 06:37 PM (BdMk6)

257 236 Or Hillary claiming she was named after an unknown beekeeper in another country who climbed Everest some years later.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 06:22 PM

But dodging that sniper fire was totes real!

Posted by: Hillary! 2024! at September 29, 2022 06:27 PM (a3Q+t)

Real enough to her that she shit her dress...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2022 06:41 PM (ynpvh)

258 I've said it before, we can laugh at president sponge brain shitspants, but in the end we may very well get it in the end. I'm not looking forward to seeing my family incinerated in a nuclear cloud. The communists pulling sponge brain's strings only care about how much power they can obtain. These people hate us and I hate them back tenfold.

Posted by: Uncle Slayton at September 29, 2022 06:46 PM (lOR9e)

259 quit calling it gaffes!!! it isn't!! Corn poop joe the pedo is just a dumbass, always has been and always will be!!

Posted by: yumper at September 29, 2022 06:55 PM (phkng)

260 205 Hilarious second sentence, Ace. Joe Biden is so good as performing as an incompetent maybe we should dress him up as Madame Arcati-the psychic medium in Noel Coward's play "Blithe Spirit" the play about a deaf wife haunting her ex husband (It's a comedy) and he could talk to his first wife or other more famous people. He could invite Hillary. Didn't she want to talk to ghosts
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2022 06:19 PM (vH/6k)


——-

There’s an old movie of that play. It’s pretty good. And yes the medium is a hoot.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 29, 2022 06:59 PM (cMXNt)

261 And there are people in America who love it that pResident Penetrating Fingers is in the White House, signing an X on legislation that traitors and toadies have put together to remove US citizens farther away from the Constitution, and freedom.

87,000 armed IRS agents is an army...it appears to me that our betters are preparing for something wicked this way coming.

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