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"Russia Hacked Our Election"
Fact Check: Mostly Symbolic

This is amazing.

It falls to the left-leaning Matt Orfala to produce this, because the GOP Establishment is actually pushing the "Insurrection" narrative themselves.

But don't trust what you just saw: Politifact has "checked" the "facts" and has ruled that the Democrats' prior election denialism was merely "symbolic" and not denialism-denialism.

Here's another video of the Democrats denying election results:

Posted by: Ace at 03:00 PM




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1 1st!

Posted by: GF at September 29, 2022 02:59 PM (5yd1U)

2 Corgis called.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 29, 2022 03:01 PM (GYIa4)

3 No way a (D)emocrat would lie to me!!! - MSM

Off camera,

Posted by: Scott_T at September 29, 2022 03:01 PM (2waQ7)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2022 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

5 I hate the GOPe so goddamn much.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2022 03:01 PM (a1ycR)

6 Crap...stopped to read the content again.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 29, 2022 03:02 PM (bVYXr)

7 It's not denial-denial if it was top of mind.

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2022 03:02 PM (GMLOL)

8 top ten

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 29, 2022 03:03 PM (kFrCu)

9 Is there nothing the Russians can't do ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2022 03:03 PM (bs+z0)

10 Tank Adams and Hillary Clinton repeatedly going on interviews and flat out stating that they were cheated out of a win wasn't election denial, then?

Got it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2022 03:03 PM (Ivdso)

11 Look, fat, hundred if millions voted for me! Some several times!

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2022 03:04 PM (T+IcW)

12
I hate the GOPe so goddamn much.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2022 03:01 PM (a1ycR)

I hate the Democrats sufficiently that if I woke up tomorrow and was Emperor, I'd commit a world-historical crime against that Party and its various ancillary organizations.

But I hate the Republicans even more. They're the ones who repeatedly and incessantly betrayed us.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2022 03:04 PM (oINRc)

13 It falls to the left-leaning Matt Orfala to produce this

And YouTube has already demonetized Matt Taibbi's channel for posting this video.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2022 03:04 PM (I2/tG)

14 Ace did you see in the last thread I posted the "So" compilation. I'm guessing you went and did a search for it since you have that Randolph holds you hostage in the sidebar.

https://youtu.be/uAoLQO_lMTI?t=18

Posted by: buzzion at September 29, 2022 03:04 PM (aRLgQ)

15 Is there nothing the Russians can't do ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2022 03:03 PM (bs+z0)


Capture Odessa?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2022 03:04 PM (yQpMk)

16 *hundreds of millions

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2022 03:04 PM (T+IcW)

17 So the Army Major spouse spy team is a woman and a guy who dresses as a woman.


Tell me how mentally disturbed people aren't security problems again grandpa.

Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2022 03:04 PM (gmo/4)

18 The left: Anyone that claims the sacred voting ritual of our sacred democracy was anything other than absolutely pure is a NAZI that should be sent to a prison camp.

Also the left: The elections of 1980, 2000, 2004, and 2016 were all stolen

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2022 03:04 PM (ESjRY)

19 5 I hate the GOPe so goddamn much.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2022 03:01 PM (a1ycR)

===

Hence the traditional difference in treatment between POWs compared to Traitors and Spys.

Posted by: jc at September 29, 2022 03:04 PM (N1WXz)

20 Hillary Clinton claiming that she ran the "best campaign" is flat out gut-busting comedy, I tell you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2022 03:05 PM (Ivdso)

21 "The 1980's called. They want their foreign policy back."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2022 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

22 Yea, fuck that guy particularly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 29, 2022 03:05 PM (BFigT)

23 But I hate the Republicans even more. They're the ones who repeatedly and incessantly betrayed us.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2022 03:04 PM (oINRc)

Especially McConnell... he's cutting funding to the AZ Republican for Senate and spending it on Murkowski....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2022 03:05 PM (bs+z0)

24 we didn't steal the election, we falsified it!

I meant fortified. My bad. You didn't hear that.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 29, 2022 03:05 PM (kFrCu)

25 That damn Trump, being indicted for attempting to pass along medical records to the Russikes...oh wait, did I say "Trump"? I meant the US Army's first "trans officer" and xer's wife.

https://tinyurl.com/5d4ykm68
Posted by: Thrawn at September 29, 2022 02:36 PM (Rl7KJ)
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Quick! Find "concession" in the Constitution!

Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 03:06 PM (krQz2)

26 Sh*t-for-brains now claims Hurricane Ian could be "deadliest in Florida's History".

So over 2500 dead, dumbass? Like Okeechobee?

Posted by: Sarah at September 29, 2022 03:06 PM (g1EEm)

27 I've never understood how the Russians hacked the election or what impact they had.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 29, 2022 03:06 PM (VdGjU)

28 The Russian leaning enclaves are having a vote for independence. They had one before as well.

Do you know what the FNM complaints about the first election was?

No proof of citizenship required to vote. Some people probably voted multiple times. Election observers were removed from some sites. Ballots didn't have a clean chain of custody.

I sh*t you not - the same thing they'll ban you for in regards to the 2020 election.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2022 03:06 PM (ESjRY)

29 But don't trust what you just saw: Politifact has "checked" the "facts" and has ruled that the Democrats' prior election denialism was merely "symbolic" and not denialism-denialism.
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Symbolic of what, exactly?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:06 PM (t0OGg)

30 desock

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 03:06 PM (g1EEm)

31 Hillary Clinton claiming that she ran the "best campaign" is flat out gut-busting comedy, I tell you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2022 03:05 PM (Ivdso)


I would have loved, just once, for someone to ask her, "why did President Obama allow this to happen to you?"

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 29, 2022 03:07 PM (GYIa4)

32 Newsweek's "How I did it" OJ article about how they stole the election in 2021 was just the maraschino cherry on the top of the blatancy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2022 03:07 PM (Ivdso)

33 Ghislaine's conviction was mostly symbolic, too.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at September 29, 2022 03:07 PM (QYPq3)

34
Symbolic of what, exactly?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:06 PM (t0OGg)

Symbolic of being dirty-ass bitchez, I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2022 03:07 PM (oINRc)

35 I also read that different EVs (Ford, Chevy, Tesla, etc..) have different types/sizes of charging plugs. So, Are they going to have multiple charging stations at each location? Is there a universal plug converter you must buy at some astronomical price ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:07 PM (p3lya)

36 Especially McConnell... he's cutting funding to the AZ Republican for Senate and spending it on Murkowski....

McConnell also voted for the FACE Act that Biden used to arrest that Pastor.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2022 03:07 PM (ESjRY)

37 Symbolic of what, exactly?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:06 PM (t0OGg)

Them being dickheads.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2022 03:07 PM (Y5qcH)

38 Well they lie, they always lie. All they want is power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 29, 2022 03:07 PM (XvPQV)

39 This is how that last post was meant to go:
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when the losing candidate had already conceded. They were mostly
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Quick! Find "concession speech" in the Constitution.

Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 03:08 PM (krQz2)

40 Symbolic of what, exactly?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Symbolic of their struggle against reality.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 03:08 PM (g1EEm)

41 As has been noted, the GOP is, in the main, an illegitimate political party, properly understood.

This was apparent in 2007, which is when the phrase, Useless Pile of Dog Shit and the GOP was first prominently associated.

Things have deteriorated considerably since 2007

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 03:08 PM (up/3i)

42 Also, I wouldn't let Grace Randolph trap me in her basement if there was fellatio involved, let alone her reviewing Trolls World Tour.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 29, 2022 03:08 PM (XvPQV)

43 Let's ask Mitt Romney He's so trustworthy, he's practically a saint.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2022 03:08 PM (RHyRQ)

44 I guess Gore requesting a recount in only the four heavily democratic counties was symbolic.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 29, 2022 03:08 PM (SIZS3)

45 And YouTube has already demonetized Matt Taibbi's channel for posting this video.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2022 03:04 PM (I2/tG)

"Demonetized"? BFD. Anyone who seriously thinks that Ewetoob should be an income stream for them needs to give their head a shake.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 03:09 PM (dSCpS)

46 As Bill Clinton says... Don't worry Kamala........ I will not cum in your mouth either

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:09 PM (p3lya)

47 Symbolic of being dirty-ass bitchez, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2022 03:07 PM (oINRc)
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Them being dickheads.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2022 03:07 PM (Y5qcH)
----
Symbolic of their struggle against reality.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 03:08 PM (g1EEm)
++++
Right, this is my point. This is the weirdest - and perhaps stupidest - cop-out/deflection I've seen in a long time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:09 PM (t0OGg)

48 12
I am stunned. I can in no way top or add to your comment. The first part was so beautiful I cried a little.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2022 03:09 PM (a1ycR)

49 They can't handle the fact that people might not like them or want them controlling their lives.

It's incomprehensible that they'd lose an election and it's STOLEN if they do.

They actually KNEW they were going to cheat and STILL lost. THAT'S why they consider it stolen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2022 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

50 19 5 I hate the GOPe so goddamn much.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2022 03:01 PM (a1ycR)

===

Hence the traditional difference in treatment between POWs compared to Traitors and Spys.
Posted by: jc at September 29, 2022 03:04 PM (N1WXz)

A POW is just some bloke doing his duty for the other country typically. A traitor is selling out his countrymen.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 29, 2022 03:09 PM (VPWcH)

51 Marjorie Taylor Greene is having a raffle to go helicopter hog hunting with her.

They are going hunting in Georgia for Governor Abrams ??
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:02 PM (p3lya)



It may be a euphemism, IYKWIM.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2022 03:09 PM (yQpMk)

52 42 Also, I wouldn't let Grace Randolph trap me in her basement if there was fellatio involved, let alone her reviewing Trolls World Tour.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 29, 2022 03:08 PM (XvPQV


Like everything about her is annoying. Her voice, her opinions, the way she looks.

Posted by: buzzion at September 29, 2022 03:10 PM (aRLgQ)

53 dammit, wrong thread.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2022 03:10 PM (yQpMk)

54 Which amendment to the constitution allows the Democratic party to re-define words, re-write history and amend laws on the fly, at will and selectively? Is that before or after the amendment that makes abortion legal but the Death Penalty illegal?

Posted by: JB1000 at September 29, 2022 03:10 PM (T0r1g)

55 Psychosis.

Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2022 03:10 PM (+J0HH)

56 Jackie shit my pants!

Posted by: Sniffy Joe at September 29, 2022 03:10 PM (UqnOO)

57 I'll send Vlad $20 if he comes out and says the Donbas elections were "fortified" to stop American "hacking".

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2022 03:11 PM (ESjRY)

58 51 Marjorie Taylor Greene is having a raffle to go helicopter hog hunting with her.

They are going hunting in Georgia for Governor Abrams ??
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:02 PM (p3lya)


It may be a euphemism, IYKWIM.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2022 03:09 PM (yQpMk)

I'm still in

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 29, 2022 03:11 PM (XvPQV)

59
Things have deteriorated considerably since 2007
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 03:08 PM (up/3i)

It took me 'til 2014 to realize how bad it was. But "useless pile of dogshit" is far too kind. Until it's meant literally, anyway - after they've been fed to dogs. Not clean ones, either. Ones like you see roaming the alleys in the third world.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2022 03:11 PM (oINRc)

60 Mostly symbolic? Were they not paying attention when they tried to Impeach Trump MORE THAN ONCE? Started the DAY HE TOOK OFFICE?

If that aint trying to overthrow the election, I don't know what is.... f'n idiots.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 03:11 PM (oHd/0)

61 35 I also read that different EVs (Ford, Chevy, Tesla, etc..) have different types/sizes of charging plugs. So, Are they going to have multiple charging stations at each location? Is there a universal plug converter you must buy at some astronomical price ???
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:07 PM (p3lya)

As far as I know there are 2 types of plugs now, so there had been efforts to standardize things. Not by the govt. of course, but by private companies.

The big difference will be in the battery chargers themselves which for some dumb reason are carried in the vehicles themselves. If your car's charger maxes out at X amps, X amps is all you're going to get.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2022 03:11 PM (Y5qcH)

62 I admit I'm not smart enough to understand the Russia, Russia think.
That's why I just lurk.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 29, 2022 03:11 PM (VdGjU)

63 Which amendment to the constitution allows the Democratic party to re-define words, re-write history and amend laws on the fly, at will and selectively? Is that before or after the amendment that makes abortion legal but the Death Penalty illegal?
Posted by: JB1000 at September 29, 2022 03:10 PM (T0r1g)

You are only allowed to kill those that don't deserve it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 03:11 PM (eoQWY)

64 "Demonetized"? BFD. Anyone who seriously thinks that Ewetoob should be an income stream for them needs to give their head a shake.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Demonetized= YOU don't make money. They still do.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 03:11 PM (R8uWY)

65 Hillary Clinton claiming that she ran the "best campaign" is flat out gut-busting comedy, I tell you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2022 03:05 PM (Ivdso)

And the quality of the campaign means diddly-squat if the product being pushed is old, withered, and nasty. People don't want what they don't want.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 03:11 PM (dSCpS)

66 Right, this is my point. This is the weirdest - and perhaps stupidest - cop-out/deflection I've seen in a long time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


I thought you were giving us a lay-up for a Monty Python reference.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 03:11 PM (g1EEm)

67 >>>dammit, wrong thread.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2022 03:10 PM (yQpMk)

In Russia, thread wrong you.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at September 29, 2022 03:12 PM (QYPq3)

68 But don't trust what you just saw: Politifact has "checked" the "facts" and has ruled that the Democrats' prior election denialism was merely "symbolic" and not denialism-denialism.
++++
Symbolic of what, exactly?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022


***
Just a reflex on their part. Like when the doctor taps your knee with the rubber hammer. Pay no attention to it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 03:12 PM (J2vNu)

69 Many comments here are symbolic, and not attempts at actual probity.

Posted by: Commenter Socks at September 29, 2022 03:12 PM (a3Q+t)

70 51 Marjorie Taylor Greene is having a raffle to go helicopter hog hunting with her.

They are going hunting in Georgia for Governor Abrams ??
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:02 PM (p3lya)


It may be a euphemism, IYKWIM.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2022 03:09 PM (yQpMk)

Hmmm, her hubby filed for divorce.... so she's on the Market...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 03:12 PM (oHd/0)

71 @35

>>Is there a universal plug converter you must buy at some astronomical price ???

There are 8 different EV charging connector types 2 of which are Tesla propriety, there are different adapters you can carry with you to mate your specific charging port to the various charging stations.

Also, EV's a ridiculous and preposterous, so there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 03:13 PM (up/3i)

72 Just a reflex on their part. Like when the doctor taps your knee with the rubber hammer. Pay no attention to it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 03:12 PM (J2vNu)
++++
Yeah, I dig the reality of that, but this reflex is their *entire* argument.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:13 PM (t0OGg)

73 Hacked, like with an axe?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 29, 2022 03:13 PM (NHejJ)

74 65 Hillary Clinton claiming that she ran the "best campaign" is flat out gut-busting comedy, I tell you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2022 03:05 PM (Ivdso)

Yeah Hillary, calling half the Country bible thumping baskets of deplorables is a winning campaign strategy

Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2022 03:13 PM (bs+z0)

75 That video brought up a crucial point. The Big Liars were petitioning for the electoral voters to change their vote--long after Hillary "conceded".

Why would they do this is "conceded" was some irreversible state?

Or are you all just morons?

Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 03:13 PM (krQz2)

76 So are you saying Russia hacked our election?

Posted by: fd at September 29, 2022 03:13 PM (sn5EN)

77 >>>I'll send Vlad $20 if he comes out and says the Donbas elections were "fortified" to stop American "hacking".

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2022 03:11 PM (ESjRY)

Joke on you. I already took your twenty American dollars from Ukraine.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at September 29, 2022 03:13 PM (QYPq3)

78 Just a reflex on their part. Like when the doctor taps your knee with the rubber hammer. Pay no attention to it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 03:12 PM (J2vNu)

So, the Doctor hit them on the knee, and they filed Impeachment papers on Trump?

OK then.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 03:13 PM (oHd/0)

79 Yea Baby.. Dow below 28,000.... And you thought you could retire at 62 or even 65 !!!!!!!!!!!

Plenty of jobs out there for your 2nd and 3rd employment engagements working at the Wend'y drive thru window to pay for your food, gas, and rich kids bogus college degrees .....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:13 PM (p3lya)

80 I also read that different EVs (Ford, Chevy, Tesla, etc..) have different types/sizes of charging plugs. So, Are they going to have multiple charging stations at each location? Is there a universal plug converter you must buy at some astronomical price ???
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:07 PM (p3lya)

Just give them all USB-C connectors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 03:13 PM (dSCpS)

81 thanks, buzzion. and yes, I searched for it and failed to find it.

Posted by: ace at September 29, 2022 03:13 PM (B3oWe)

82 "Demonetized"? BFD. Anyone who seriously thinks that Ewetoob should be an income stream for them needs to give their head a shake.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
________________________

Kyle Dunnigan puts his numbers up during at home with Sly Stallone. Only like $30 for 30 or 40,000 views.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 29, 2022 03:13 PM (SIZS3)

83 This is not a symbolic comment.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 03:13 PM (g1EEm)

84 Voters' minds are made up already. The only question is how many will vote.

Posted by: mrp at September 29, 2022 03:13 PM (6eRlp)

85 Things have deteriorated considerably since 2007

I think the gay marriage "fight" showed the joke our political system was.

We went from far leftwing California voting in a constitutional amendment to stop it to the GOPe claiming it was time to move on within 3 years.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2022 03:14 PM (ESjRY)

86 Pro-Russian hackered here too:

@Cernovich · 1h
Army's first trans officer and wife are INDICTED after trying to pass medical records to Russians
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REVEALED: Johns Hopkin doctor told her trans Army officer wife to stop being a 'coward' and to 'work through' her 'ethical issues' to hand over medical information on senior military officers to Russians, indictment shows
[DM link in my sock]

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 03:14 PM (yikp0)

87 Honest question about MJT--is she part of the Christian right?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 29, 2022 03:14 PM (VdGjU)

88 Hillary Clinton claiming that she ran the "best campaign" is flat out gut-busting comedy, I tell you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Bill Clinton didn't think so. When the last round of polls came out, and the results were skewed to favor Dems, but were STILL within the MOE in Michigan, he pointed out that not campaigning was a mistake.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 29, 2022 03:14 PM (JTRqZ)

89 I thought it was law that the voting machines were NOT to be connected to the internet during the voting period.

If this was adhered to and there WAS no fraud in 2020, how on EARTH could Russia HACK the election in 2016?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2022 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

90 This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 29, 2022 03:15 PM (yQpMk)

91 Plenty of jobs out there for your 2nd and 3rd employment engagements working at the Wend'y drive thru window to pay for your food, gas, and rich kids bogus college degrees .....
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:13 PM (p3lya)

I'm out of luck, I don't speak Spanish, and you won't get hired here unless you do.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 03:15 PM (oHd/0)

92 Bill Clinton didn't think so. When the last round of polls came out, and the results were skewed to favor Dems, but were STILL within the MOE in Michigan, he pointed out that not campaigning was a mistake.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 29, 2022 03:14 PM (JTRqZ)

Bill hasn't been involved for a loooong time in Hillary's antics. He has quite a bit of political sense.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 03:15 PM (eoQWY)

93 "If this was adhered to and there WAS no fraud in 2020, how on EARTH could Russia HACK the election in 2016?"

They bought some ads on Facebook.

Posted by: fd at September 29, 2022 03:15 PM (sn5EN)

94 Marjorie Taylor Greene is having a raffle to go helicopter hog hunting with her.
=============
Well, generally I go with Tony Fauci, but OK

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 29, 2022 03:15 PM (49E30)

95 Almost over 100, sooooo: Nurse ratched-

Mind telling which gas station on Maui has the best Spam musubi? I'm heading there early next year and would love to test that claim.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 29, 2022 03:15 PM (N1tpc)

96 Hooking your car up to the wrong charger can give its battery a real volt.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2022 03:16 PM (a3Q+t)

97 81 thanks, buzzion. and yes, I searched for it and failed to find it.
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2022 03:13 PM (B3oWe)



I don't think it was ever its own thing, at least not on youtube. God that eye brow raise is just annoying to me.

Posted by: buzzion at September 29, 2022 03:16 PM (aRLgQ)

98 >>>>This is amazing.

It falls to the left-leaning Matt Orfala to produce this, because the GOP Establishment is actually pushing the "Insurrection" narrative themselves.
Posted by Ace

Matt Orfala gets "cancelled" (read: threatened with bodily injury and death) in 3, 2, 1....

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 29, 2022 03:16 PM (tQL7r)

99 70 51 Marjorie Taylor Greene is having a raffle to go helicopter hog hunting with her.

They are going hunting in Georgia for Governor Abrams ??
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:02 PM (p3lya)


It may be a euphemism, IYKWIM.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2022 03:09 PM (yQpMk)

Hmmm, her hubby filed for divorce.... so she's on the Market...

That means it is my lucky day to try a get a date with that vision of loveliness. But, first I have to put my car up for collateral to take her out to eat. She is a whole lot of woman .......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:16 PM (p3lya)

100 Facebook ads. That was all I heard about the Russians interfering with the election. Well except for the Russian prostitutes peeing on a bed Bark slept on story.

Posted by: fd at September 29, 2022 03:17 PM (sn5EN)

101 Barky. As in The Dogeater.

Posted by: fd at September 29, 2022 03:17 PM (sn5EN)

102 Just give them all USB-C connectors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 03:13 PM (dSCpS)
++++
Heh.

USB Type-C Power Delivery (PD) maxes out at 20v/5A, or 100 watts. Assuming perfect efficiency, that is 100 watts per hour. A standard-range Tesla Model 3 has a battery capacity of 50 kilowatt hours, or 50,000 watt hours. So you can recharge a Model 3 standard from flat (dead) to full in a mere 20.83 days using USB Type-C Power Delivery.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:17 PM (t0OGg)

103 Pro-Russian hackered here too:

@Cernovich · 1h
Army's first trans officer and wife are INDICTED after trying to pass medical records to Russians
------------
REVEALED: Johns Hopkin doctor told her trans Army officer wife to stop being a 'coward' and to 'work through' her 'ethical issues' to hand over medical information on senior military officers to Russians, indictment shows
[DM link in my sock]
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 03:14 PM (yikp0)

University & Trans = no medical ethics and treason. Why am I not surprised that the university angle is being ignored?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 03:17 PM (eoQWY)

104 Are there any pen aficionados out there?

I just bought a Rotring 800 Ballpoint Pen 1.0 mm Silver Body. I'm excited to try it out.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 03:17 PM (eyxn4)

105 What ever happened to the Twitter Warrior who was done talking and camo-ed up for Ukraine?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 03:17 PM (R8uWY)

106 Are we amping up the electricity puns?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 29, 2022 03:18 PM (NHejJ)

107 Hillary Clinton claiming that she ran the "best campaign" is flat out gut-busting comedy, I tell you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
*
Bill Clinton didn't think so. When the last round of polls came out, and the results were skewed to favor Dems, but were STILL within the MOE in Michigan, he pointed out that not campaigning was a mistake.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 29, 2022


***
Oh, but she couldn't listen to him, the expert politician; oh, no. She's a strong womyn who don't need no man telling her how to run things.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 03:18 PM (J2vNu)

108 Looking from a distance MJT impresses me. She freaks the criminal media out. And that's good enough for me.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 29, 2022 03:18 PM (VdGjU)

109 I also read that different EVs (Ford, Chevy, Tesla, etc..) have different types/sizes of charging plugs.

As happens often, there are separate US (SAE) and EU standards. And then because they pre-date all of the standards, Tesla has their own plug, but they throw in an adaptor for your region's standard for free.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 29, 2022 03:18 PM (zm+d5)

110 USB Type-C Power Delivery (PD) maxes out at 20v/5A, or 100 watts. Assuming perfect efficiency, that is 100 watts per hour. A standard-range Tesla Model 3 has a battery capacity of 50 kilowatt hours, or 50,000 watt hours. So you can recharge a Model 3 standard from flat (dead) to full in a mere 20.83 days using USB Type-C Power Delivery.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:17 PM (t0OGg)

So about 60 of them? Practical.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 03:18 PM (eoQWY)

111 >>>I don't think it was ever its own thing, at least not on youtube. God that eye brow raise is just annoying to me.


she's a super-annoying SJW opinion-wise and I don't think she's a very good reviewer but I think she's good as a *broadcaster.* I like her eyebrow raises and catchphrases and that kind of stuff. I mean, she's animated. i don't watch her any more because she's such a **** and she defames Gina Carano and should be sued. But I thought her schtick was watchable. (I also liked how she attacked Jessica Chastain. ) Now I have her blocked.

Posted by: ace at September 29, 2022 03:18 PM (B3oWe)

112 Bill Clinton didn't think so. When the last round of polls came out, and the results were skewed to favor Dems, but were STILL within the MOE in Michigan, he pointed out that not campaigning was a mistake.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 29, 2022 03:14 PM (JTRqZ)

Bill hasn't been involved for a loooong time in Hillary's antics. He has quite a bit of political sense.
Posted by: Oldcat

That was the point. Bubba supposedly fought with the campaign leaders during the last month. They wanted to hunker down and coast. They had a succcessful politician and ignored him.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 29, 2022 03:18 PM (JTRqZ)

113 Frigging trans doctor?? What information did they hand over?

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2022 03:18 PM (T+IcW)

114 Bill hasn't been involved for a loooong time in Hillary's antics. He has quite a bit of political sense.
Posted by: Oldcat


Yeah but I remember scuttlebutt along the lines Blue Hen says. Hillary's campaign was full of whizz-kid Obama data nerds. They had crunched all the numbers and concluded Hillary didn't need to campaign in the midwest. Bill begged to differ based on his not inconsiderable political experience. He was vetoed by the nerds.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 03:18 PM (g1EEm)

115 I just bought a Rotring 800 Ballpoint Pen 1.0 mm Silver Body. I'm excited to try it out.
Posted by: bonhomme

I have a Bic Round Stic I found on the floor.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 03:18 PM (R8uWY)

116 105 What ever happened to the Twitter Warrior who was done talking and camo-ed up for Ukraine?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 03:17 PM (R8uWY)

James Yeager? He died earlier this month, related to Uke war, so far as I know.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 29, 2022 03:19 PM (XvPQV)

117 Are we amping up the electricity puns?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 29, 2022 03:18 PM (NHejJ)


I'm resisting charging right in.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2022 03:19 PM (yQpMk)

118 What ever happened to the Twitter Warrior who was done talking and camo-ed up for Ukraine?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 03:17 PM (R8uWY)

Well some of them got captured and tried for war crimes.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 03:19 PM (eoQWY)

119 REVEALED: Johns Hopkin doctor told her trans Army officer wife to stop being a 'coward' and to 'work through' her 'ethical issues' to hand over medical information on senior military officers to Russians, indictment shows
[DM link in my sock]
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 03:14 PM (yikp0)

University & Trans = no medical ethics and treason. Why am I not surprised that the university angle is being ignored?
Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 03:17 PM (eoQWY)

Now we know why the wife stayed with her mentally ill spouse - she's probably the actual spy who found her sucker...

Posted by: Nova local at September 29, 2022 03:19 PM (exHjb)

120 I'm shocked...shocked to find out there's ballot fraud going on in here

Posted by: Inspector GOPe Renault at September 29, 2022 03:19 PM (BgMrQ)

121 >>>What ever happened to the Twitter Warrior who was done talking and camo-ed up for Ukraine?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 03:17 PM (R8uWY)

Which one? One dude went over, pretended to watch some missiles fly over, lost a few pounds and then came back.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at September 29, 2022 03:19 PM (QYPq3)

122 86 Pro-Russian hackered here too:

@Cernovich · 1h
Army's first trans officer and wife are INDICTED after trying to pass medical records to Russians
------------
REVEALED: Johns Hopkin doctor told her trans Army officer wife to stop being a 'coward' and to 'work through' her 'ethical issues' to hand over medical information on senior military officers to Russians, indictment shows
[DM link in my sock]
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 03:14 PM (yikp0)

Well, honesty and trustworthiness are just constructs made up by the far right christian nationalist oppressors, just like gender and sex, you know? So why should any trans-identifying individual adhere to outdated standards like not committing treason? Hater.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 29, 2022 03:20 PM (okGHj)

123 Bill Clinton didn't think so. When the last round of polls came out, and the results were skewed to favor Dems, but were STILL within the MOE in Michigan, he pointed out that not campaigning was a mistake.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 29, 2022 03:14 PM (JTRqZ)

Bill hasn't been involved for a loooong time in Hillary's antics. He has quite a bit of political sense.
Posted by: Oldcat

////

IIRC, Bill tried to help her flailing presidential campaign. And was roundly and totally ignored by everyone on the campaign staff. And by Shillary, too, of course.

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 29, 2022 03:20 PM (tQL7r)

124 Are we amping up the electricity puns?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 29, 2022 03:18 PM (NHejJ)

Ohm my are we ever!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 03:20 PM (yHsuS)

125 Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 03:17 PM (eoQWY)

Why do I sense a sting operation? Because why in the hell would Russians PAY for medical records?

Especially at a time when there foreign currency reserves are non existent? It's like Russians bombing their own pipeline, just don't make sense... and one thing I found during the Cold War... what they did ALWAYS made sense from THEIR perspective.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 03:20 PM (oHd/0)

126 Is there nothing the Russians can't do ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2022 03:03 PM (bs+z0)

Capture Odessa?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2022 03:04 PM


Land a man (or woman) on the Moon?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 29, 2022 03:20 PM (bVYXr)

127 Ohm my are we ever!
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 03:20 PM (yHsuS)
++++
Resistance is futile!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:20 PM (t0OGg)

128 Moment brand new McLaren hypercar worth over $1 MILLION is washed from Florida garage by floodwater from Hurricane Ian

https://tinyurl.com/4m4eb5xc

Posted by: redridinghood at September 29, 2022 03:20 PM (NpAcC)

129 > Facebook ads. That was all I heard about the Russians interfering with the election. Well except for the Russian prostitutes peeing on a bed Bark slept on story.

Yup. Something like $60,000 in ad buys.

Hillary's war chest was right around a billion dollars. If 60,000 in ad buys beats your BILLION dollar campaign, you suck as a candidate.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 03:20 PM (eyxn4)

130 USB Type-C Power Delivery (PD) maxes out at 20v/5A, or 100 watts. Assuming perfect efficiency, that is 100 watts per hour. A standard-range Tesla Model 3 has a battery capacity of 50 kilowatt hours, or 50,000 watt hours. So you can recharge a Model 3 standard from flat (dead) to full in a mere 20.83 days using USB Type-C Power Delivery.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:17 PM


Danger! Math has been detected on the blog!! And math involves symbols!!!!

Reeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2022 03:20 PM (a3Q+t)

131 I gave Joe and Hunter Biden a kilo of cocaine to spitroast my wife.

Posted by: Stephen Colbert at September 29, 2022 03:20 PM (njl4K)

132 @100

>>Facebook ads. That was all I heard about the Russians interfering with the election.

Mark Zuckerberg was asked point blank to quantify the "Russian Ad" spend on Facebook and he stated that they were able to trace a grand total of four thousand dollars worth of ad buys to "Russian."

The whole Russia Stole Muh elections was a joke and an Op.

Sadly, and very much on brand, the GOPe controlled Senate Intelligence committee's final report stated that Russia materially interfered with the 2016 election.

Or alternatively..

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 03:21 PM (up/3i)

133 Wasn't Nicky Tesla experimenting with "Pulling Electricity" out of air or atmosphere back in the late 1800's?

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:21 PM (p3lya)

134 >>>I just bought a Rotring 800 Ballpoint Pen 1.0 mm Silver Body. I'm excited to try it out.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 03:17 PM (eyxn4)

Oh my!

Posted by: George Takei at September 29, 2022 03:21 PM (QYPq3)

135 115 I just bought a Rotring 800 Ballpoint Pen 1.0 mm Silver Body. I'm excited to try it out.
Posted by: bonhomme

I have a Bic Round Stic I found on the floor.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 03:18 PM (R8uWY)

I'm a Zebra man, myself

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 29, 2022 03:21 PM (XvPQV)

136 116 105 What ever happened to the Twitter Warrior who was done talking and camo-ed up for Ukraine?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 03:17 PM (R8uWY)

James Yeager? He died earlier this month, related to Uke war, so far as I know.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 29, 2022 03:19 PM (XvPQV)

I've heard the foreigners are being used as cannon fodder in Ukraine. Which is understandable and tends to be what you see elsewhere.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 29, 2022 03:21 PM (VPWcH)

137
she's a super-annoying SJW opinion-wise and I don't think she's a very good reviewer but I think she's good as a *broadcaster.* I like her eyebrow raises and catchphrases and that kind of stuff. I mean, she's animated. i don't watch her any more because she's such a **** and she defames Gina Carano and should be sued. But I thought her schtick was watchable. (I also liked how she attacked Jessica Chastain. ) Now I have her blocked.
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2022 03:18 PM (B3oWe)


I think I've only ever seen her on FNT, where they're laughing at her obsessing over John Cena's cock. I've heard enough to know I never want to listen to her, such as her defaming Carano.

Posted by: buzzion at September 29, 2022 03:21 PM (aRLgQ)

138 I'm not generally the type, but there is a hopelessness, a malaise if you, will about ever getting 1/2 the country to operate with even a bit of rational thought.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 29, 2022 03:21 PM (Lv84X)

139 USB Type-C Power Delivery (PD) maxes out at 20v/5A, or 100 watts. Assuming perfect efficiency, that is 100 watts per hour. A standard-range Tesla Model 3 has a battery capacity of 50 kilowatt hours, or 50,000 watt hours. So you can recharge a Model 3 standard from flat (dead) to full in a mere 20.83 days using USB Type-C Power Delivery.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:17 PM (t0OGg)

Your math is right, except for the watts/hour gaffe (bolded). I was snarking.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 03:21 PM (dSCpS)

140 USB Type-C Power Delivery (PD) maxes out at 20v/5A, or 100 watts."

A 20X40" solar panel makes about 100 watts on a good day. While you have daylight. If your are going to charge a car like that, you are going to need a lot of solar panels, or a lot of sunny days.

Posted by: fd at September 29, 2022 03:21 PM (sn5EN)

141 I read that twitter already took down the vid about Democrats and their stolen elections.

Just plain old political suppression.

Posted by: Ultra pj at September 29, 2022 03:22 PM (G1dq6)

142 Screwed up my comma. I'm making less sense than usual.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 29, 2022 03:22 PM (Lv84X)

143 The fkin Democrats hacked or elections

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2022 03:22 PM (xhxe8)

144 Your math is right, except for the watts/hour gaffe (bolded). I was snarking.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 03:21 PM (dSCpS)
++++
Thanks. And I figured, but it got me to thinking of what it actually would take to do it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:22 PM (t0OGg)

145 Ohm my are we ever!
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 03:20 PM (yHsuS)
++++
Resistance is futile!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:20 PM (t0OGg)

I can understand why some may have some reluctance.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 03:22 PM (yHsuS)

146 The other "proof" I've seen of Trump "colluding" with Russia is when he said on his campaign something like, "If Russia has those emails, maybe they can release them so we know what was in them."

TRUmP ColLUDed WItH a FoReIGn ENEmY to HAck hiS politiCaL opponEnt!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 03:22 PM (eyxn4)

147 Are we amping up the electricity puns?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I'm positive that's a negative.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 29, 2022 03:23 PM (ItDxt)

148 >>>I'm not generally the type, but there is a hopelessness, a malaise if you, will about ever getting 1/2 the country to operate with even a bit of rational thought.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 29, 2022 03:21 PM (Lv84X)

Man has his point of no return. It's pretty easy to spot the point in time when it's reached.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at September 29, 2022 03:23 PM (QYPq3)

149 And China helped with printing out fake ballots that got counted

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2022 03:23 PM (xhxe8)

150 As many Americans and businesses struggled during the pandemic, National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases director Anthony Fauci and his wife experienced a $5 million net worth increase.

The Faucis saw their net worth expand from $7.5 million in 2019 to $12.6 million at the end of 2021, watchdog group OpenTheBooks discovered and shared with Fox News Digital. The increase came from the likes of investment gains, awards, compensation and royalties.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 29, 2022 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

151 Why would anyone want to buy a McLaren hypercar worth over $1 MILLION ? I bet it was not a EV ............

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:23 PM (p3lya)

152
What ever happened to the Twitter Warrior who was done talking and camo-ed up for Ukraine?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 03:17 PM (R8uWY)

Who knows, but I'll bet shitload of amyl nitrate and Astroglide was involved.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2022 03:23 PM (oINRc)

153 James Yeager? He died earlier this month, related to Uke war, so far as I know.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

No. Nance. It finally came to top of mind. What happened to him? Did he win the war?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 03:24 PM (R8uWY)

154 I can understand why some may have some reluctance.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 03:22 PM (yHsuS)
++++
Despite that, it remains a fact that the poorly-understood principle of magneto-reluctance is the core concept that allows the Turbo Encabulator to function...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:24 PM (t0OGg)

155 I need an outlet for my current obsession with electricity puns.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 29, 2022 03:24 PM (NHejJ)

156 133 Wasn't Nicky Tesla experimenting with "Pulling Electricity" out of air or atmosphere back in the late 1800's?
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:21 PM (p3lya)

No one knows for sure, but he definitely did work on wireless transmission of power using the Earth as the conductor.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2022 03:24 PM (Y5qcH)

157 I just bought a Rotring 800 Ballpoint Pen 1.0 mm Silver Body. I'm excited to try it out.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 03:17 PM (eyxn4)

I own a Fisher Space Pen. Made in USA, too, right there in Boulder City, NV.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 03:24 PM (dSCpS)

158 Just found out that a good friend is buying the Meloni is a fascist crap the media jackholes are spewing. Having a really difficult time with this, do not want to lose a friend, however he's really becoming a progressive before my eyes. What a shame.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 29, 2022 03:24 PM (2NHgQ)

159 Where's Queen Elizabeth?

She must not be here...

Posted by: F. Joe Biden at September 29, 2022 03:24 PM (HD1Rz)

160 > I'm a Zebra man, myself

I have a few Zebra F-701s. They're fantastic for the money.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 03:24 PM (eyxn4)

161 Why would anyone want to buy a McLaren hypercar worth over $1 MILLION ?

Yeah, I know what you mean but... the McLaren F1 is the pinnacle of the pre-computer car. Its as good as you can possibly make that kind of car.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2022 03:24 PM (Ivdso)

162 sorry, James Yeager's death was *unrelated to the Uke war.

That's a worse typo than typical, my apologies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 29, 2022 03:24 PM (XvPQV)

163 No. Nance. It finally came to top of mind. What happened to him? Did he win the war?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 03:24 PM (R8uWY)



No buffet is safe from his onslaught.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2022 03:25 PM (yQpMk)

164 Never see that fat Slob Vindman anymore. I thought he was a Ukraine expert and would resolve the war in 15 minutes ...........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:25 PM (p3lya)

165 I've been spending money like a drunken sailor recently. Buying Christmas gifts and decorations for when I have both my boys home for Christmas the first time since 2017.

I don't care about saving and being thrifty and responsible. Fuck it.

Let's party.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 29, 2022 03:25 PM (b7MbH)

166 They bought some ads on Facebook.
-----------------------
And most [two-thirds?] were for Hill.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 03:25 PM (yikp0)

167 Moment brand new McLaren hypercar worth over $1 MILLION is washed from Florida garage by floodwater from Hurricane Ian

https://tinyurl.com/4m4eb5xc

Posted by: redridinghood at September 29, 2022 03:20 PM (NpAcC)

I hate when that happens.

Posted by: Moo Moo at September 29, 2022 03:25 PM (yHsuS)

168 You'd figure someone who could afford that car could find someone to drive or truck it inland.

Posted by: fd at September 29, 2022 03:25 PM (sn5EN)

169 Why do I sense a sting operation? Because why in the hell would Russians PAY for medical records?

Especially at a time when there foreign currency reserves are non existent? It's like Russians bombing their own pipeline, just don't make sense... and one thing I found during the Cold War... what they did ALWAYS made sense from THEIR perspective.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 03:20 PM (oHd/0)

Back in the USSR days they had lots of tricks that didn't involve unreliable zealots. Like having a janitor carry out the files to the back for copying.

One story was the GRU getting all sorts of missile parts because wreckage from the test ranges / exercise areas fell on a farmer's field and he put it in a truck and drove to Austria to sell it to them.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 03:25 PM (eoQWY)

170 @104

>>I just bought a Rotring 800 Ballpoint Pen 1.0 mm Silver Body. I'm excited to try it out.

I am a lover of mechanical pens and pencils.

My favorite is the Japanese Uni Kuru Toga 0.5, as you press down to write, the filament rotates so that it produces even wear on the point.

JetPens is one of my favorite Japanese Stationary sites.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 03:25 PM (up/3i)

171
I've heard the foreigners are being used as cannon fodder in Ukraine. Which is understandable and tends to be what you see elsewhere.
Posted by: Someguy's at September 29, 2022 03:21 PM (VPWcH)

Wait... Ukraine is wantonly slaughtering American Twitterbitches?

Second look at Zelensky?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2022 03:25 PM (oINRc)

172 74 65 Hillary Clinton claiming that she ran the "best campaign" is flat out gut-busting comedy, I tell you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2022 03:05 PM (Ivdso)

Her comment was kind of ironic (prophetic) as well considering Trump's campaign vs. Biden's. I don't know that Trump ran "the best campaign" necessarily, but he did draw enormous crowds and blowout voter turnout. Compare that to to Biden's rare mumblings in 25%-capacity high school libraries (incl. near 50% press).

Considering that in light of Hillary's statement kinda' makes me go hmmm....

Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 29, 2022 03:25 PM (SOV+T)

173 from the department of "they always accuse us of what they are doing" ... Russia Hacked our election really means ...

Trump overcame their (Russia/China/DeepState?) attempt to steal it for Hillary"

so they doubled down in 2020, cheating twice as much to be sure to steal it. And now are prosecuting destroying those still contesting, so they can cheat even bigger the next two elections.

Bannon is trying to get election watchers trained and ready for 2022, and the real vote should be overwhelming ... but a fraud AG/FBI are acting Stasi, so I'm not confident, only mildly hopeful we get back House and Senate.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2022 03:25 PM (Cus5s)

174 The email thing is the closest trump ever came to "collusion". Everything else was made up bullshit. Everything.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 03:25 PM (R8uWY)

175 I have a few Zebra F-701s. They're fantastic for the money.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 03:24 PM (eyxn4)

Agreed; sturdy, reliable, write well. They're the only pen I buy anymore.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 29, 2022 03:26 PM (XvPQV)

176 High school students in America will learn in the latest edition of Howard Zinn's history book that Hillary Clinton was the 45th POTUS and didn't seek a 2nd term in 2020 because she lost a push-up contest to Joe Biden.

Donald Trump will be portrayed as a Russian spy who was executed for the capital offensive of #MeanTweets and possession of an uncontrolled substance hidden in Melania's panties.

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at September 29, 2022 03:26 PM (Bem3c)

177 I've been spending money like a drunken sailor recently. Buying Christmas gifts and decorations for when I have both my boys home for Christmas the first time since 2017.

I don't care about saving and being thrifty and responsible. Fuck it.

Let's party.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 29, 2022 03:25 PM (b7MbH)
++++
I can dig it. I've spent a lot over the past few months. The money is getting less valuable and stuff is about to get less plentiful, which will make the money even less valuable, so ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:26 PM (t0OGg)

178 What a shame.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 29, 2022 03:24 PM (2NHgQ)

Nothing wrong with quiet-quitting a friendship of they're gonna be a drag to be around.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2022 03:26 PM (6FeV1)

179 I don't care about saving and being thrifty and responsible. Fuck it.

Let's party.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 29, 2022 03:25 PM (b7MbH)

Get an old Tyco slotcar set and set it up after they go to sleep.

Posted by: Moo Moo at September 29, 2022 03:26 PM (yHsuS)

180 Who defamed Carano?

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2022 03:26 PM (T+IcW)

181 128 Moment brand new McLaren hypercar worth over $1 MILLION is washed from Florida garage by floodwater from Hurricane Ian

https://tinyurl.com/4m4eb5xc
Posted by: redridinghood at September 29, 2022 03:20 PM (NpAcC)

Why wasn't that thing up on a Hi Lift???

#dummy

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 29, 2022 03:26 PM (BgMrQ)

182 Looks like the lawlessness of the last few years has gotten to Fed Gov. The FBI's new HQ will be in one of 3 spots - 2 in MD, 1 in VA. GSA has just released their "how they will score the bids" categories, and it's obvious to MD that this was weighted to end up in the state where felonies are forever and rule of law still matters...aka, not theirs...

Even though MD is very blue, and VA not as much, they don't seem like they can get it (without some very interesting "judging")...although maybe the goal is to sway it back blue...or to just have the location where all their people live anyway...

Posted by: Nova local at September 29, 2022 03:26 PM (exHjb)

183 165 I've been spending money like a drunken sailor recently. Buying Christmas gifts and decorations for when I have both my boys home for Christmas the first time since 2017.

I don't care about saving and being thrifty and responsible. Fuck it.

Let's party.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 29, 2022 03:25 PM (b7MbH)

Did you see the carved otter table on the bad blue tweets this morning?

Posted by: m at September 29, 2022 03:26 PM (1vmZ4)

184 You'd figure someone who could afford that car could find someone to drive or truck it inland.
Posted by: fd at September 29, 2022 03:25 PM (sn5EN)



How much was it insured for?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2022 03:26 PM (yQpMk)

185 I just had a Little Debbie Zebra cake. They don't taste very much like Zebra.

Posted by: fd at September 29, 2022 03:26 PM (sn5EN)

186 The other "proof" I've seen of Trump "colluding" with Russia is when he said on his campaign something like, "If Russia has those emails, maybe they can release them so we know what was in them."

TRUmP ColLUDed WItH a FoReIGn ENEmY to HAck hiS politiCaL opponEnt!
Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 03:22 PM (eyxn4)
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If Russia had deleted emails, that would say more about Hillary than Trump.

Nobody thought that "threat" through. If the Russians had Hillary's deleted subpoena emails the argument that "no harm" was done would go right out the window.

Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 03:26 PM (krQz2)

187 Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 03:21 PM (up/3i)

We fund Radio Free Europe / Radio Liberty, to the tune of $145 Million a year... to broadcast our 'viewpoint' into various places, including Russia.

We are such hypocrites.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 03:27 PM (oHd/0)

188 Are we amping up the electricity puns?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 29, 2022 03:18 PM (NHejJ)

I'm resisting charging right in.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


I, too, am a little reluctant.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 03:27 PM (g1EEm)

189 185 I just had a Little Debbie Zebra cake. They don't taste very much like Zebra.
Posted by: fd at September 29, 2022 03:26 PM (sn5EN)

flip her over

Posted by: just the punchline at September 29, 2022 03:27 PM (HD1Rz)

190 Well except for the Russian prostitutes peeing on a bed Bark slept on story.
Posted by: fd at September 29, 2022 03:17 PM (sn5EN)

Which says a lot about Hillary’s idea of a good time.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at September 29, 2022 03:27 PM (njl4K)

191 I also have a vast collection of fountain pens, my favorite is the Noodlers Ahab which has a flex nib fountain pen, I custom make inks by mixing Noolders inks.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 03:27 PM (up/3i)

192 > I own a Fisher Space Pen. Made in USA, too, right there in Boulder City, NV.

Nice! I have a couple of their bullet pens. I like them, but they get lost in my pocket too easily and I tend to drop them.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 03:27 PM (eyxn4)

193 I just had a Little Debbie Zebra cake. They don't taste very much like Zebra.

Posted by: fd at September 29, 2022 03:26 PM (sn5EN)
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Just like Hostess Ding-dongs!

Posted by: Don Le Mon at September 29, 2022 03:27 PM (krQz2)

194

They're going to shake up Major!

https://tinyurl.com/2s39j9b7

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2022 03:27 PM (63Dwl)

195 I don’t have an inkling what the best pen is.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 29, 2022 03:27 PM (NHejJ)

196 I, too, am a little reluctant.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 03:27 PM (g1EEm)

Shocking!

Posted by: Boswell at September 29, 2022 03:28 PM (+Cgut)

197 Denial ain't just a river on top of head.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2022 03:28 PM (906pl)

198 I just had a Little Debbie Zebra cake. They don't taste very much like Zebra.
Posted by: fd


Do they taste like little Debbie?

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 03:28 PM (g1EEm)

199 carved otter table (tweet #16):

https://bit.ly/3LSRvUb

Posted by: m at September 29, 2022 03:28 PM (1vmZ4)

200 168 You'd figure someone who could afford that car could find someone to drive or truck it inland.

Exactly.... Not like the Hurricane just suddenly appeared !!! Obviously this person is an idiot with lots of money from Daddy or a Trust Fund. Jesus H.... My Chihuahua could figured that out in 5 minutes....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:28 PM (p3lya)

201 Grace Randolph defamed Gina Carano

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 29, 2022 03:28 PM (XvPQV)

202 I don’t have an inkling what the best pen is.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 29, 2022 03:27 PM (NHejJ)
++++
Pen Island can help you figure it out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:28 PM (t0OGg)

203 I've heard the foreigners are being used as cannon fodder in Ukraine. Which is understandable and tends to be what you see elsewhere.
Posted by: Someguy's at September 29, 2022 03:21 PM (VPWcH)

Everyone on that side is being used as cannon fodder in Ukraine. Quite literally the way it has gone so far.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 03:28 PM (eoQWY)

204 "How much was it insured for?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) "

Even if it was, I wouldn't want it to get wrecked.

Posted by: fd at September 29, 2022 03:28 PM (sn5EN)

205 PS - Although the top brass of FBI will not move out of DC. Now, GSA is tasked to find them a sweet spot in DC within walking distance of DOJ, and it's only the rank and file and the underlings who will move...b/c reasons...

Can't actually make the politicos not get their happy hours with their upper crust brethren...and may make it easier for all the politicos to conspire without the rank and file in the other state getting wind of it...

Posted by: Nova local at September 29, 2022 03:28 PM (exHjb)

206 Hillary Clinton claiming that she ran the "best campaign" is flat out gut-busting comedy, I tell you.

Everyone takes August off when running for President!

Posted by: Hillary! at September 29, 2022 03:29 PM (I2/tG)

207 > I also have a vast collection of fountain pens, my favorite is the Noodlers Ahab which has a flex nib fountain pen, I custom make inks by mixing Noolders inks.

I bought a Lamy 2000 just to dip my toe in the fountain pen world. I love it, but I don't use it much.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 03:29 PM (eyxn4)

208 Fisher "space pen" bullet model. Nothing gunny about it, just short and blunt, good for pockets.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 29, 2022 03:29 PM (DY2gD)

209 180 Who defamed Carano?
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2022 03:26 PM (T+IcW)


Grace Randolph. When Terror on the Prairie came out she tweeted out all the lies they spouted about Carano to justify Disney firing her. And then when called out said she didn't care.

Posted by: buzzion at September 29, 2022 03:29 PM (aRLgQ)

210 And how the heck did we get to 180+ comments right after I saw the "nood" downstairs?

I sense some delayed lumming here......

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2022 03:29 PM (906pl)

211 Why do I sense a sting operation? Because why in the hell would Russians PAY for medical records?

Especially at a time when there foreign currency reserves are non existent?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 03:20 PM


Spies are usually in it for the ideology, not the money, so the "foreign currency" required is low.

Medical records will have a bunch of kompromat material: psych records, STDs, addiction issues, etc. Basically look at the SF86 form and see how much of that would be under "medical records"

Posted by: Chuck C at September 29, 2022 03:29 PM (xttsV)

212 "Do they taste like little Debbie?
Posted by: quantum mechanic"

That's a question for Uncle Joe.

Posted by: fd at September 29, 2022 03:29 PM (sn5EN)

213 201 Grace Randolph defamed Gina Carano
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 29, 2022 03:28 PM (XvPQV)

...and just who is Grace Randolph?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 29, 2022 03:29 PM (BgMrQ)

214 Again.... What is the USA or Biden Strategy for Ukraine???? We are wasting so much money on this while people are suffering in the USA.......

Where are all the Vietnam Hippies protesting about the War ????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:30 PM (p3lya)

215 Why wasn't that thing up on a Hi Lift???

#dummy
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 29, 2022 03:26 PM (BgMrQ)

If I lived in some low-lying area subject to catastrophic flooding, I'd put my entire house and outbuildings on lifts. Wouldn't cost that much if you did it from the get-go.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 03:30 PM (dSCpS)

216 ...and just who is Grace Randolph?

She was the mom on My Three Sons.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 03:30 PM (R8uWY)

217 Where are all the Vietnam Hippies protesting about the War ????
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:30 PM (p3lya)
++++
Running the United States government.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:30 PM (t0OGg)

218 I want to love the Fisher space pen, but it isn't as comfortable in my hand. They can be tiny, good for Bug out Bags, where mine live now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 29, 2022 03:30 PM (XvPQV)

219 Electricity puns?

Quick pull the plug

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2022 03:30 PM (xhxe8)

220 I sense some delayed lumming here......
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2022 03:29 PM (906pl)


Whatinhell's "lumming"?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 29, 2022 03:30 PM (ZSK0i)

221 Shocking.

Posted by: Satai Dalen at September 29, 2022 03:30 PM (NnEYE)

222 That's why I just lurk.
Posted by: That NLurker guy

////

Right? Lot of times, it's safer that way. KWIM?

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 29, 2022 03:31 PM (tQL7r)

223 Nice! I have a couple of their bullet pens. I like them, but they get lost in my pocket too easily and I tend to drop them.
Posted by: bonhomme


I use their bullet pens too. I attach pen loops to the small moleskine notebooks. Fits perfectly in my back pocket.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 03:31 PM (g1EEm)

224 ++++
Pen Island can help you figure it out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:28 PM (t0OGg)

Pen.... island... dot.... com.... AHHHH! SON OF A BITCH!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2022 03:31 PM (6FeV1)

225 Hillary Clinton claiming that she ran the "best campaign" is flat out gut-busting comedy, I tell you.

Everyone takes August off when running for President!
Posted by: Hillary! at September 29, 2022 03:29 PM (I2/tG)
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And if you need the electoral votes of a state, it's best to take for granted that you have that state, because what else would happen? Otherwise, you'd have to campaign in that state!

Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 03:31 PM (krQz2)

226 The email thing is the closest trump ever came to "collusion". Everything else was made up bullshit. Everything.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 03:25 PM (R8uWY)

-------

And THAT was clearly a joke, something inconceivable to the miserable, humorless, Marxist Death Cult scolds of the Left.

Posted by: ShainS -- Triple-Jabbed & Quad-Boosted with the Biden Hurricane-22 Vaccine at September 29, 2022 03:31 PM (Bem3c)

227 I just bought a Rotring 800 Ballpoint Pen 1.0 mm Silver Body. I'm excited to try it out.
Posted by: bonhomme
______________________

Using a TWSBI lately. The only non-cartridge fountain pen that hasn't been a mess to reload.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 29, 2022 03:31 PM (SIZS3)

228 Many years from now when most of us are dead and gone it will be discovered that the fbi was infiltrated by the rooskies and the chinee. Probably a good percentage compromised.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 29, 2022 03:32 PM (2NHgQ)

229 I’m not going to quillble about pens.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 29, 2022 03:32 PM (NHejJ)

230 https://dailytimewaster.blogspot.com/timelapse of storm surge rushing into

https://tinyurl.com/2s3jvfyv

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2022 03:32 PM (xhxe8)

231 220 I sense some delayed lumming here......
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2022 03:29 PM (906pl)

Whatinhell's "lumming"?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 29, 2022 03:30 PM (ZSK0i)

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: m at September 29, 2022 03:32 PM (1vmZ4)

232 "High school students in America will learn in the latest edition of Howard Zinn's history book"

"History book." What an optimist!

Posted by: Brother Francis Gerard A.O.L. at September 29, 2022 03:32 PM (xttsV)

233 Fisher "space pen" bullet model. Nothing gunny about it, just short and blunt, good for pockets.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 29, 2022 03:29 PM (DY2gD)

Yes, that's the kind. Very practical, and will write on almost anything.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 03:32 PM (dSCpS)

234 How ironic that they hated the "Man" and Nixon in the 1960's/1970's and now they are The Man and everything is fine......

Bastards...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:32 PM (p3lya)

235 " Electricity puns?
Quick pull the plug
Posted by: Skip "

Sometimes the Horde needs an outlet.

Posted by: fd at September 29, 2022 03:32 PM (sn5EN)

236 Indeed, Hillary's claim that she ran the best campaign gives you a picture of how self-promoting of a President she would have been.

Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 03:32 PM (krQz2)

237 @207

>>I bought a Lamy 2000 just to dip my toe in the fountain pen world. I love it, but I don't use it much.

That's a wonderful pen.

I Urban Sketch so I carry an assortment of pens with various color inks, a water brush and a watercolor paints in pans that are housed in a mini Altoids tin.

Basically whenever I'm eating lunch I'm sketching something.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 03:32 PM (up/3i)

238 213 201 Grace Randolph defamed Gina Carano
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 29, 2022 03:28 PM (XvPQV)

...and just who is Grace Randolph?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 29, 2022 03:29 PM (BgMrQ)



No one of any importance honestly. She's a film critic.

Posted by: buzzion at September 29, 2022 03:32 PM (aRLgQ)

239 " Electricity puns?
Quick pull the plug
Posted by: Skip "

Sometimes the Horde needs an outlet.
Posted by: fd at September 29, 2022 03:32 PM (sn5EN)
---
I re-fuse to join.

Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 03:33 PM (krQz2)

240 224 ++++
Pen Island can help you figure it out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:28 PM (t0OGg)

Pen.... island... dot.... com.... AHHHH! SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2022 03:31 PM (6FeV1)

You did not really fall for that!

Posted by: m at September 29, 2022 03:33 PM (1vmZ4)

241 > My favorite is the Japanese Uni Kuru Toga 0.5, as you press down to write, the filament rotates so that it produces even wear on the point.

That's an awesome feature!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 03:33 PM (eyxn4)

242 Whatinhell's "lumming"?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 29, 2022 03:30 PM (ZSK0i)

Noodlum...NOODLUM...

All the kool kids are making the call these dayz

Therefore "lumming" is calling a Nood

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 29, 2022 03:33 PM (BgMrQ)

243 Many years from now when most of us are dead and gone it will be discovered that the fbi was infiltrated by the rooskies and the chinee. Probably a good percentage compromised.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 29, 2022 03:32 PM (2NHgQ)

I wish. They are good at their jobs. The Fbies seem as incompetent as all get out including their repression hobby.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 03:34 PM (eoQWY)

244 JetPens is one of my favorite Japanese Stationary sites.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 03:25 PM (up/3i)


That's the site I've used over the years for anything over Bic pen level action.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 29, 2022 03:34 PM (ZSK0i)

245 You did not really fall for that!
Posted by: m at September 29, 2022 03:33 PM (1vmZ4)

No, not really, i just thought Joe deserved the follow through for full comedic effect.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2022 03:34 PM (6FeV1)

246 Amusing as these threadbare lies are, this week they crossed a terrible threshold into certain war. CNN reports Russian submarines in the Baltic: putting aside that no one watches CNN, and that Russia isn't going to take massive risks to destroy its own multibillion dollar energy asset, this has one terrifying implication. It's not that the Wall Street tribe expects to be believed by anyone with three brain cells, especially neutral and non-aligned nations. It's that they're gearing up for massive political repression and/ or violence on a scale we haven't seen yet.

Gird your loins.

Posted by: trev006 at September 29, 2022 03:34 PM (yZNTO)

247 Moment brand new McLaren hypercar worth over $1 MILLION is washed from Florida garage by floodwater from Hurricane Ian

Hmm, right. I imagine there will be a, uh, flood of salvage exotics available soon.

Posted by: spindrift at September 29, 2022 03:34 PM (h5TKJ)

248 The problem with the electricity puns is they tend to impede the conversation flow.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 03:34 PM (g1EEm)

249 ...and just who is Grace Randolph?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 29, 2022 03:29 PM (BgMrQ)

No one of any importance honestly. She's a film critic.
Posted by: buzzion at September 29, 2022 03:32 PM (aRLgQ)

The is only one film critic:

TheJamesMadison

#itisknown

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 29, 2022 03:35 PM (BgMrQ)

250 245 You did not really fall for that!
Posted by: m at September 29, 2022 03:33 PM (1vmZ4)

No, not really, i just thought Joe deserved the follow through for full comedic effect.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2022 03:34 PM (6FeV1)

whew

Posted by: m at September 29, 2022 03:35 PM (1vmZ4)

251

Senate OKs short-term spending bill to avert government shutdown, provide billions in military, economic aid to Ukraine

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2022 03:35 PM (63Dwl)

252 Noodlum...NOODLUM...

All the kool kids are making the call these dayz

Therefore "lumming" is calling a Nood
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 29, 2022 03:33 PM (BgMrQ)


That's just sad.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 29, 2022 03:35 PM (ZSK0i)

253 Hmm, right. I imagine there will be a, uh, flood of salvage exotics available soon.
Posted by: spindrift at September 29, 2022 03:34 PM (h5TKJ)
++++
I wouldn't bet on it. It's almost impossible to total a car like that. They're so expensive that they're virtually always worth fixing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:35 PM (t0OGg)

254 I like fountain pens, so no help on ballpoints.

And still working my job, hoping I can retire some day.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at September 29, 2022 03:35 PM (5HBd1)

255 Ohm I gosh! I hope not.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 29, 2022 03:35 PM (ymfnM)

256 No one of any importance honestly. She's a film critic.
Posted by: buzzion at September 29, 2022 03:32 PM (aRLgQ)

Boots Randolph>>>Grace Randolph

https://youtu.be/lAJB6HsYiNA

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 03:36 PM (dSCpS)

257 Miss Lindsey showed her true colors on J6.

Not, I will go out and confront these people.

But, we give you guns, use them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2022 03:36 PM (5r4XQ)

258 >>>Never see that fat Slob Vindman anymore..."

He appeared as himself on an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, which I watched on You Tube. It was cringe-worthy.

Posted by: fly gal at September 29, 2022 03:36 PM (5AobS)

259 Therefore "lumming" is calling a Nood
Posted by: browndog


This place has its own version of Cockney rhyming slang.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 03:36 PM (g1EEm)

260 CNN reports Russian submarines in the Baltic:

------------------

well duh, that's where all the Russian ports are, especially at this time of year.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 03:36 PM (eoQWY)

261
The problem with the electricity puns is they tend to impede the conversation flow.
Posted by: quantum mechanic


Watt a ho mho!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2022 03:36 PM (63Dwl)

262 248 The problem with the electricity puns is they tend to impede the conversation flow.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 03:34 PM (g1EEm)

Nah, we have the capacity for multiple parallel data streams.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 03:36 PM (oHd/0)

263 > I use their bullet pens too. I attach pen loops to the small moleskine notebooks. Fits perfectly in my back pocket.

I keep a Rhodia Unlimited in my pocket. I need to check out pen loops.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 03:36 PM (eyxn4)

264 248 The problem with the electricity puns is they tend to impede the conversation flow.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 03:34 PM (g1EEm)

I missed the arc of this conversation...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 29, 2022 03:37 PM (BgMrQ)

265 The problem with the electricity puns is they tend to impede the conversation flow.
Posted by: quantum mechanic


It's shocking, I know.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 29, 2022 03:37 PM (U14qJ)

266 I love TWSBIs! They always have a great nib and write every time.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at September 29, 2022 03:37 PM (5HBd1)

267 Senate OKs short-term spending bill to avert government shutdown, provide billions in military, economic aid to Ukraine
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2022 03:35 PM (63Dwl)

ten percent for the big guys

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 03:38 PM (eoQWY)

268 The problem with the electricity puns is they tend to impede the conversation flow.
Posted by: quantum mechanic



And the level of impedance is measured in ohms.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2022 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

269 I would have thought that a Noodlum is a jerk who runs off to a new thread and never lets the guys in the last thread know.

Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 03:38 PM (krQz2)

270 Did you all see that Ron Klain's wife just got appointed the United States' first "Diplomat for Plants and Animals"?

Glenn Kessler, who is a shitbag, just reported this at the WaPo.

Talk about make-work graft.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2022 03:38 PM (Gda1b)

271 Re Zebra cake- every time I go to Panda Express drive thru, I order a serving of deep-fried Panda knuckles. They're never in stock.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 29, 2022 03:38 PM (ymfnM)

272 May your lum keep blithely reeking,
Til your auld enough to dee

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 29, 2022 03:38 PM (NHejJ)

273 Senate OKs short-term spending bill to avert government shutdown, provide billions in military, economic aid to Ukraine
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2022 03:35 PM (63Dwl)

And even IF the GOPe gains control of the Senate, McConnel gives the Dems ONE MORE chance to force THEIR spending agenda, after the election but before they take Office.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 03:38 PM (oHd/0)

274 Therefore "lumming" is calling a Nood
Posted by: browndog

This place has its own version of Cockney rhyming slang.
Posted by: quantum mechanic

Anyone calling a fake noodity spends a night in the barrel.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 29, 2022 03:38 PM (U14qJ)

275 And the level of impedance is measured in ohms.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2022 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

Only for the hindus.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2022 03:38 PM (6FeV1)

276 The source of the explosions remains unclear as well. However, seismologists recorded one of the explosions at the same level as a 2.3-magnitude earthquake.

The pipelines sit 262-320 feet under the sea, with each line consisting of 100,000 24-tonne concrete weight-coated steel pipes, according to the Nord Stream website. The pipeline has three different design pressure sections and pipe wall thicknesses (34.4, 30.9, and 26.8 mm, respectively) corresponding to the gas pressure drop from Russia to Germany.

Submersive vehicles would be required to reach the pipelines, and an explosion of the recorded magnitude would most likely have come from placed explosives, per an analysis from Asia Times. However, the timeline for the explosives' placement is unknown, as there have been no reports of submarines or underwater vehicles detected in the Baltic Sea as of now.

The U.S. appears to have prior knowledge of the pipeline breach, as the CIA warned Germany of possible attacks over a month ago. The agency has yet to comment on the situation.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:38 PM (p3lya)

277 The problem with the electricity puns is they tend to impede the conversation flow.

Posted by: quantum mechanic
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Watts wrong with that?

Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 03:39 PM (krQz2)

278 she's a super-annoying SJW opinion-wise and I don't think she's a very good reviewer but I think she's good as a *broadcaster.* I like her eyebrow raises and catchphrases and that kind of stuff. I mean, she's animated. i don't watch her any more because she's such a **** and she defames Gina Carano and should be sued. But I thought her schtick was watchable. (I also liked how she attacked Jessica Chastain. ) Now I have her blocked.
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2022


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Grace Randolph? The video Ace linked to in the sidebar was just 20 seconds of a creepy basement view. Pics of GR reveal a pretty attractive woman. Is she that annoying?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 03:39 PM (J2vNu)

279 Did you all see that Ron Klain's wife just got appointed the United States' first "Diplomat for Plants and Animals"?

Glenn Kessler, who is a shitbag, just reported this at the WaPo.

Talk about make-work graft.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2022 03:38 PM (Gda1b)

air drop her in some jungle until she works out a treaty with them.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 03:39 PM (eoQWY)

280 And, the backpedaling over the Biden loan forgiveness begins.

https://tinyurl.com/y52z8ba6

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 29, 2022 03:39 PM (wmDcS)

281 Basically look at the SF86 form
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Are those the ones the Red Chinese hacked during the Obama reign??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 03:39 PM (yikp0)

282 well duh, that's where all the Russian ports are, especially at this time of year.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 03:36 PM (eoQWY)


Russian man spotted in Rostov-on-Don!

Posted by: CNN at September 29, 2022 03:39 PM (h5TKJ)

283 269 I would have thought that a Noodlum is a jerk who runs off to a new thread and never lets the guys in the last thread know.
Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 03:38 PM (krQz2)

Well yes, that was the genesis of the call.

But the later variants went with Noodlum as the AoS Style Guide clearly calls for on page 42, subsection 69

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 29, 2022 03:40 PM (BgMrQ)

284 Noodnik < Noodlum.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2022 03:40 PM (6FeV1)

285 The most irritating part if that (imo) they all know it is Democrats that cheat big time, and yet ALL Dems and Media will chant the same lies about stolen elections, always using the same lingo ("Russia hacked the election")

But when Wikileaks or Hunter's laptop reveal the real liars and cheats ... Censorship and cover up lies is the rule. ("laptop is Russia disinformation") They are at war just like a mafia don, proud of stealing from the "normies", and laughing all the way to the bank (and to Epstein Island).

Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2022 03:40 PM (Cus5s)

286 Fact Check: Biden's lucidity, mostly symbolic

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 03:40 PM (M+Lyo)

287 You kids and your lazy speech. Noodlums a d noods. The only proper way of announcing a new post is to say "Dear chaps, i fear our commenting time in this thread has come to and end, for you see, our intrepid host has seen fit to renew the main page with a fresh entry with which to regale us with the latest news and culture of the day"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 03:40 PM (R8uWY)

288 And the level of impedance is measured in ohms.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2022 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

For some reason, I thought impedance was a different unit from resistance.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2022 03:40 PM (5r4XQ)

289 286 Fact Check: Biden's lucidity, mostly symbolic
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 03:40 PM (M+Lyo)

mostly shambolic

Posted by: m at September 29, 2022 03:41 PM (1vmZ4)

290 I've been spending money like a drunken sailor recently. Buying Christmas gifts and decorations for when I have both my boys home for Christmas the first time since 2017.

I don't care about saving and being thrifty and responsible. **** it.

Let's party.
Posted by: nurse ratched

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Good for you, nurse! 👏I applaud you. I did this last Christmas, and it was so much fun.

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 29, 2022 03:41 PM (tQL7r)

291 I'm sure if we point out that they are hypocrites and liars one more time, that might shame them into shaping up.

Posted by: ... at September 29, 2022 03:41 PM (sEoTu)

292 Especially McConnell... he's cutting funding to the AZ Republican for Senate and spending it on Murkowski....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2022 03:05 PM (bs+z0)
........

plus the senate just passed the "continuing resolution" to keep the gub from shutting down tomorrow. Assholes.

Posted by: wth at September 29, 2022 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

293 The U.S. appears to have prior knowledge of the pipeline breach, as the CIA warned Germany of possible attacks over a month ago. The agency has yet to comment on the situation.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:38 PM (p3lya)

The IRA used to phone in warnings about bombs they planted, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 03:41 PM (dSCpS)

294 Grace Randolph? The video Ace linked to in the sidebar was just 20 seconds of a creepy basement view. Pics of GR reveal a pretty attractive woman. Is she that annoying?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 03:39 PM (J2vNu)

That damn video is 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 29, 2022 03:41 PM (BgMrQ)

295 Fact Check: Biden's lucidity, mostly symbolic

===

Look, fat, I have as much liquid as the next guy. Maybe more. Punk.

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2022 03:41 PM (T+IcW)

296 279 Did you all see that Ron Klain's wife just got appointed the United States' first "Diplomat for Plants and Animals"?

Making $375k, I am sure.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 03:41 PM (R8uWY)

297 I hope electricity puns aren't terminal.

Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 03:41 PM (krQz2)

298 It's entirely possible the owner of the McLaren wasn't there and the housekeeper, whatever either didn't have keys, sense or an idea what to do other than video the disaster unfolding.

I see similar here in the Bluegrass. People with money buy a horse farm, acreage, or a working farm as a "hobby." Then they build a really fancy house, stock it with top of the line furniture, buy a Ferrari or some such and visit the joint once or twice a year.

So... it's possible the owner wasn't even in the country when the hurricane hit and probably doesn't really care one way or the other. If they can afford to lose a million dollar car they can afford to buy another one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 29, 2022 03:42 PM (BFigT)

299 Grace Randolph is to be pitied, not scorned. It turns out that where her vagina should be, there is just a second, little Grace Randolph face that repeats her lines in a whisper like a ghost echo.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 29, 2022 03:42 PM (ppBhU)

300 That was in Biden's voice.

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2022 03:42 PM (T+IcW)

301 280 And, the backpedaling over the Biden loan forgiveness begins.

https://tinyurl.com/y52z8ba6
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 29, 2022 03:39 PM (wmDcS)
________________________

It was always mostly a PR stunt to get lazy, shiftless Democrap bums off their couches to vote in November. But when it failed to have even that effect, it was inevitable that there would be backpedalling.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 29, 2022 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

302 Matt Taibbi wrote about this and posted video on his YouTube account. Presto! Account de-monetized.

Posted by: jeannebodine at September 29, 2022 03:42 PM (ddFzi)

303 Saddest thing about the Legacy of Coolio is Weird Al did the best version of his biggest song.

Posted by: azjaeger at September 29, 2022 03:42 PM (SsIMh)

304 The U.S. appears to have prior knowledge of the pipeline breach, as the CIA warned Germany of possible attacks over a month ago. The agency has yet to comment on the situation.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:38 PM (p3lya)
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Was that supposed to be done on September 24th?

Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 03:42 PM (krQz2)

305 287 You kids and your lazy speech. Noodlums a d noods. The only proper way of announcing a new post is to say "Dear chaps, i fear our commenting time in this thread has come to and end, for you see, our intrepid host has seen fit to renew the main page with a fresh entry with which to regale us with the latest news and culture of the day"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 03:40 PM (R8uWY)

You typed that with your pinkies out didn'ja...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 29, 2022 03:42 PM (BgMrQ)

306 For some reason, I thought impedance was a different unit from resistance.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2022 03:40 PM (5r4XQ)

Heheheh.... Siemens....

Hehehehhehe.... microsiemens....

Hehehehehe....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2022 03:43 PM (6FeV1)

307 It is a car. And insured.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 03:43 PM (R8uWY)

308 You kids and your lazy speech. Noodlums a d noods. The only proper way of announcing a new post is to say "Dear chaps, i fear our commenting time in this thread has come to and end, for you see, our intrepid host has seen fit to renew the main page with a fresh entry with which to regale us with the latest news and culture of the day"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022


***
Signed, Rupert Giles

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 03:43 PM (J2vNu)

309 Is there nothing the Russians can't do ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2022 03:03 PM (bs+z0)
..........

Provide cheaper mail order brides than Ukraine?

Posted by: wth at September 29, 2022 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

310 I order a serving of deep-fried Panda knuckles. They're never in stock.
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Not surprising; they only screw once every 20 years.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 03:43 PM (yikp0)

311 It turns out that where her vagina should be, there is just a second, little Grace Randolph face that repeats her lines in a whisper like a ghost echo.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 29, 2022 03:42 PM (ppBhU)


I think Dali painted this.

Posted by: spindrift at September 29, 2022 03:43 PM (h5TKJ)

312 297 I hope electricity puns aren't terminal.
Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 03:41 PM (krQz2)

Wire you concerned?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2022 03:43 PM (906pl)

313 BREAKING: Court Orders FBI to Produce the Information It Possesses Related to Seth Rich’s Laptop within 14 Days

Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2022 03:43 PM (RHGPo)

314 For some reason, I thought impedance was a different unit from resistance.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2022 03:40 PM (5r4XQ)

Impedance is more complex than resistance.

Posted by: Roy at September 29, 2022 03:44 PM (HD1Rz)

315 291 I'm sure if we point out that they are hypocrites and liars one more time, that might shame them into shaping up.
Posted by: ... at September 29, 2022 03:41 PM (sEoTu)

Psychopaths have no shame. There is no lever to move them off evil.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 29, 2022 03:44 PM (okGHj)

316
Did you all see that Ron Klain's wife just got appointed the United States' first "Diplomat for Plants and Animals"?

_________

Well, the Person Occupying the Office of the President of the United States (POOPUS) is a vegetable, so this isn't all that outlandish.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2022 03:44 PM (1Nxff)

317 286 Fact Check: Biden's lucidity, mostly symbolic
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 03:40 PM (M+Lyo)

LOL, we need Weird Al to do a parody of Queensryche...

We'll be watching over youooooo
In court you cannot sue....
We'll take away your rightttts....
I'm smiling right at youoooo
Biden's Lucidity....

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 03:44 PM (oHd/0)

318 Grace Potter>Grace Randolph

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 03:44 PM (M+Lyo)

319 Did they check with Stacy the Tank Abrams before issuing that denial don't mean denial statement?

Posted by: Ziba at September 29, 2022 03:44 PM (4h9M3)

320 It was always mostly a PR stunt to get lazy, shiftless Democrap bums off their couches to vote in November. But when it failed to have even that effect, it was inevitable that there would be backpedalling.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 29, 2022 03:42 PM (iFTx/)
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One of my favorite Babylon Bee headlines recently was one that said that the White House assures voters that President Biden's latest statement will be walked back if they can figure out what he said.

Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 03:44 PM (krQz2)

321 Why would Russia sabotage their own pipeline when all they have to do is shut it off?

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2022 03:45 PM (xhxe8)

322 Heheheh.... Siemens....

Hehehehhehe.... microsiemens....

Hehehehehe....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2022 03:43 PM (6FeV1)

Never touch the stuff. I'm a mho man myself.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2022 03:45 PM (Y5qcH)

323 It was always mostly a PR stunt to get lazy, shiftless Democrap bums off their couches to vote in November. But when it failed to have even that effect, it was inevitable that there would be backpedalling.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 29, 2022 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

Plus, the people holding the loads can slide lots of money to certain folk to get the right interpretation.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 03:45 PM (eoQWY)

324 164 Never see that fat Slob Vindman anymore.

Alexander or Rachael? Oh, I see you said "he."

But he could have. After all, during a Trump impeachment hearing he testified a Ukrainian official offered him the position of defense minister three times.

Posted by: Lola at September 29, 2022 03:45 PM (NIYa7)

325 Psychopaths have no shame. There is no lever to move them off evil.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 29, 2022 03:44 PM (okGHj)

Yeah there is.

Posted by: Sam Colt at September 29, 2022 03:45 PM (6FeV1)

326 BREAKING: Court Orders FBI to Produce the Information It Possesses Related to Seth Rich’s Laptop within 14 Days
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2022 03:43 PM (RHGPo)

Hmmmm

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 03:45 PM (M+Lyo)

327 LOL, we need Weird Al to do a parody of Queensryche...

We'll be watching over youooooo
In court you cannot sue....
We'll take away your rightttts....
I'm smiling right at youoooo
Biden's Lucidity....
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 03:44 PM (oHd/0)
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Well, at least those aren't Queensryche lyrics.

Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 03:45 PM (krQz2)

328 I think Russian subs in the Baltic is a lot like fat Wisconsin girls in Silver Lake in July. A not uncommon occurrence.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 29, 2022 03:45 PM (ymfnM)

329 I've been spending money like a drunken sailor recently. Buying Christmas gifts and decorations for when I have both my boys home for Christmas the first time since 2017.

I don't care about saving and being thrifty and responsible. **** it.

Let's party.
Posted by: nurse ratched


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Uh-oh. This means I'll be inclined to buy new toys for the kittens. This from a guy who used to refurbish their scratching post with rope from the hardware store. (They loved it.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 03:45 PM (J2vNu)

330 Russia Russia Russia. Sums up so much, for so many. Sort of an East Asia thing.

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2022 03:45 PM (Vr12I)

331 321

It already was shut off apparently. It was residual gas in the pipeline (can't remember where I read that).

Posted by: Ziba at September 29, 2022 03:45 PM (4h9M3)

332 320 One of my favorite Babylon Bee headlines recently was one that said that the White House assures voters that President Biden's latest statement will be walked back if they can figure out what he said.
Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 03:44 PM (krQz2)

Made me laugh.

Posted by: m at September 29, 2022 03:46 PM (1vmZ4)

333 Was that supposed to be done on September 24th?
Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 03:42 PM (krQz2)

May have been... but explosions were separated by time... Timer malfunction?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 03:46 PM (oHd/0)

334 So... it's possible the owner wasn't even in the country when the hurricane hit and probably doesn't really care one way or the other. If they can afford to lose a million dollar car they can afford to buy another one.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 29, 2022 03:42 PM (BFigT)

Go on any classic car site, and there are a host of ads for 4-post drive-on lifts, that enable you to stack cars two high in your shop/garage, assuming a sufficiently high ceiling. They start at about $4000. That is dirt-cheap flood insurance for a high-dollar car.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 03:46 PM (dSCpS)

335 Grace Randolph? The video Ace linked to in the sidebar was just 20 seconds of a creepy basement view. Pics of GR reveal a pretty attractive woman. Is she that annoying?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 03:39 PM (J2vNu)

In a word: I would use ace's drill set to reverse on my own head to let out the ill humors.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2022 03:46 PM (5r4XQ)

336 Why would Russia sabotage their own pipeline when all they have to do is shut it off?
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2022 03:45 PM (xhxe

Plus they have a smaller pipeline nested in the pipe, and a smaller one inside of that...

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 03:46 PM (eoQWY)

337 I love TWSBIs! They always have a great nib and write every time.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
_______________________

Yes! I was using a Pilot retractable fountain for years. Didn't see anyone else that had a retractable on the market. Handy feature. No cap to mess with.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 29, 2022 03:46 PM (SIZS3)

338 Are those the ones the Red Chinese hacked during the Obama reign??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 03:39 PM


"Hack", no? Those are the ones that the Chinese national that had been given root database access was able to access, yes.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 29, 2022 03:46 PM (xttsV)

339 "Why would Russia sabotage their own pipeline when all they have to do is shut it off?"

We already shut off, comrade.
Is empty.

Posted by: the Russians at September 29, 2022 03:46 PM (jTmQV)

340
Did you all see that Ron Klain's wife just got appointed the United States' first "Diplomat for Plants and Animals"?

She'll talk with the animals.

https://youtu.be/Bx6nGZapOYE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2022 03:46 PM (63Dwl)

341 Who is Grace Randolph-other than she apparently does reviews of games, and why should I care? Does she piss off people who play games online?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2022 03:47 PM (vH/6k)

342
So, do you remember where you were on the 25th? Do you have an alibi?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2022 03:47 PM (1Nxff)

343 Go on any classic car site, and there are a host of ads for 4-post drive-on lifts, that enable you to stack cars two high in your shop/garage, assuming a sufficiently high ceiling. They start at about $4000. That is dirt-cheap flood insurance for a high-dollar car.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 03:46 PM (dSCpS)


egggszactly...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 29, 2022 03:47 PM (BgMrQ)

344 democrat lie, cheat, steal, rape, loot, molest and prevert everything and anything.

It's what they do.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 29, 2022 03:47 PM (bC9HI)

345 The pipelines sit 262-320 feet under the sea,

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Totally reachable by divers using mixed gas breathing. I've dived to 250 feet on mixed gas.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 29, 2022 03:47 PM (BdMk6)

346 Go on any classic car site, and there are a host of ads for 4-post drive-on lifts, that enable you to stack cars two high in your shop/garage, assuming a sufficiently high ceiling. They start at about $4000. That is dirt-cheap flood insurance for a high-dollar car.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 03:46 PM (dSCpS)

Craziest thing I saw was a plastic bubble you could put your car in and pressurize it with nitrogen. I guess to keep it from rusting or something.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2022 03:48 PM (Y5qcH)

347 BREAKING: Court Orders FBI to Produce the Information It Possesses Related to Seth Rich’s Laptop within 14 Days
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2022 03:43 PM


So, two weeks?

Posted by: Chuck C at September 29, 2022 03:48 PM (xttsV)

348 After all, during a Trump impeachment hearing he testified a Ukrainian official offered him the position of defense minister three times.

Posted by: Lola at September 29, 2022 03:45 PM (NIYa7)

Wowwww.... can you just imagine this stupid farce if that wobbly tart was in charge of Ukraine's military right now? Putin would personally be giving the little pork butt a wedgie in the center of Kiev right now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2022 03:48 PM (6FeV1)

349 342
So, do you remember where you were on the 25th? Do you have an alibi?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2022 03:47 PM (1Nxff)

I think it was the 21st night of September...We had a gig!

Posted by: Earth Wind and Fire at September 29, 2022 03:48 PM (BgMrQ)

350 350

Posted by: m at September 29, 2022 03:48 PM (1vmZ4)

351 Noodnik

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2022 03:40 PM (6FeV1)

Nogoodnik > Noodnik

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 03:48 PM (yHsuS)

352 339 "Why would Russia sabotage their own pipeline when all they have to do is shut it off?"
____________

Cuz... it's straight outta Putin's playbook?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 29, 2022 03:48 PM (fs1hN)

353 Anyone who makes the media is good to me.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 29, 2022 03:48 PM (VdGjU)

354 And since we are on pens and pencils.

Another great pen/pencil is the Pilot Hi-Tec-C Coleto Multi that you can custom load with different inserts.

My go to is a 5 position body loaded with a 0.5 mechanical pencil, black, red, Dark Blue and Brown.

Couple that with a water brush and a small stillman and birn sketch book and you can pretty much fit that in your pocket and sketch anywhere and anytime.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 03:49 PM (up/3i)

355 BREAKING: Court Orders FBI to Produce the Information It Possesses Related to Seth Rich’s Laptop within 14 Days
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2022 03:43 PM

So, two weeks?
Posted by: Chuck C at September 29, 2022 03:48 PM (xttsV)
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A fartnight.

Posted by: Liam Neeson at September 29, 2022 03:49 PM (krQz2)

356 The pipeline has three different design pressure sections and pipe wall thicknesses (34.4, 30.9, and 26.8 mm, respectively) corresponding to the gas pressure drop from Russia to Germany.

That's what I call value engineering. Rather than the convenience of not having to worry about three different gauges, they have two 10% reductions twixt start to finish.

I guess it saved enough to be worthwhile, but damn.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 03:49 PM (g1EEm)

357 It already was shut off apparently. It was residual gas in the pipeline (can't remember where I read that).
Posted by: Ziba at September 29, 2022 03:45 PM (4h9M3)

One had never had gas in it, was still not open.

Other had been shut off for more than a month, not sure what they run through it to keep it pressurized... water maybe? but I'm sure they'd clear it of gas for basic safety reasons.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 03:49 PM (oHd/0)

358 The surprising thing is that Ron Klain has a wife.

Posted by: wth at September 29, 2022 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

359 Craziest thing I saw was a plastic bubble you could put your car in and pressurize it with nitrogen. I guess to keep it from rusting or something.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2022 03:48 PM (Y5qcH)

Would also deter rodents. Mice can do major damage to a car.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 03:49 PM (dSCpS)

360 The fuck is a diplomat for plants and animals.

Maybe that is a good sign - they don't expect to be in power much longer so they've turned up the grift to 11.

Posted by: Eli Cash at September 29, 2022 03:50 PM (Fx5P9)

361 >>Did you all see that Ron Klain's wife just got appointed the United States' first "Diplomat for Plants and Animals"?


She knows Bulls.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 03:50 PM (L6gKs)

362 It was always mostly a PR stunt to get lazy, shiftless Democrap bums off their couches to vote in November. But when it failed to have even that effect, it was inevitable that there would be backpedalling.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 29, 2022 03:42 PM (iFTx/)


Yuuup.

I've been saying since it was announced that they were forced to do it. The admin has been trying to avoid any loan forgiveness, likely because they knew that it wasn't possible. Unfortunately, they have nothing else to throw to their base, and so they had to give in and agree to it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 29, 2022 03:50 PM (wmDcS)

363 When the R's take back the House should they stop funds to Ukraine until someone tell us what the Strategy is other then to blow-up Shit ???? When does it end and what is the end game.............. This reeks of Vietnam and Johnson....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:50 PM (p3lya)

364 Other had been shut off for more than a month, not sure what they run through it to keep it pressurized... water maybe? but I'm sure they'd clear it of gas for basic safety reasons.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 03:49 PM (oHd/0)
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Then what do you do with the gas? It seems like it would be a decent place to store a pipeline's worth of gas, but then I am most definitely *not* a pipeline engineer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:50 PM (t0OGg)

365 The surprising thing is that Ron Klain has a wife.

Posted by: wth at September 29, 2022 03:49 PM (v0R5T)
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He probably shares, though.

Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 03:50 PM (krQz2)

366 Wowwww.... can you just imagine this stupid farce if that wobbly tart was in charge of Ukraine's military right now? Putin would personally be giving the little pork butt a wedgie in the center of Kiev right now.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2022 03:48 PM (6FeV1)

There's a reason guys like Vindy get sent to the US and left there. The Ukrainians didn't want him. And didn't the US Army palm him off to the Diplomatic corps?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 03:50 PM (eoQWY)

367 I’m glad to see that we’re all of one AC-cord regarding electricity puns.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 29, 2022 03:51 PM (NHejJ)

368 290- I'm buying land, but might as well just piss the remnant away. Guess I'll just work til I'm dead.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 29, 2022 03:51 PM (ymfnM)

369 Would also deter rodents. Mice can do major damage to a car.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 03:49 PM (dSCpS)

Tasty, tasty wire harnesses...

#yummy

Posted by: Fievel and gang at September 29, 2022 03:51 PM (BgMrQ)

370 Joe Biden is Johnny on the Spot for Florida Thank-you Joe for already having rescue and emergency people and plans in place. For reaching out to the gov and mayors to promise whatever emergency and/or long term assistance needed.

It is amazing All the reddest of states that are bordered by the gulf or the southeast Atlantic Ocean shorelines hate the Blue States that are always willing to help them and are trying to do things to lesson climate change that will be most helpful to those red state...Blue States Matter. So stop trying to shoot and slaughter us.

I wonder if people in Florida Are angry that DeSantis spent how many millions of dollars flying immigrants from Texas to MA? That money could have helped the people during this hurricaine.

Watching the coverage on MSNBC, I just saw A local official say “thank you for your leadership, Governor.”

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 29, 2022 03:51 PM (JCZqz)

371 You Larry, Curly and Mhos need to get your shit together before you start popping off about electricity.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2022 03:52 PM (z+OQR)

372 There's a reason guys like Vindy get sent to the US and left there. The Ukrainians didn't want him. And didn't the US Army palm him off to the Diplomatic corps?
Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 03:50 PM (eoQWY)

"Look at this amazing resume!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2022 03:52 PM (6FeV1)

373 360 The fuck is a diplomat for plants and animals.

Maybe that is a good sign - they don't expect to be in power much longer so they've turned up the grift to 11.
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 29, 2022 03:50 PM (Fx5P9)

Yeah, and how much does she Make in that position?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 03:52 PM (oHd/0)

374 AC⚡️DC!

That's all I've got..,

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2022 03:52 PM (T+IcW)

375 Why would Russia sabotage their own pipeline when all they have to do is shut it off?
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2022 03:45 PM (xhxe

Plus they have a smaller pipeline nested in the pipe, and a smaller one inside of that...
Posted by: Oldcat

Like Russian Nesting Dolls. That's how you know you are getting the real pipeline!

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 29, 2022 03:53 PM (U14qJ)

376 Dear chaps, i fear our commenting time in this thread has come to and end, for you see, our intrepid host has seen fit to renew the main page with a fresh entry with which to regale us with the latest news and culture of the day"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 03:40 PM


Excellent. But what about the chapettes? We do want to be inclusive, keep everyone calm, and get a sammich every once in a while, don't we?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2022 03:53 PM (a3Q+t)

377 We heard from Rachel Vindman the other day

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2022 03:53 PM (xhxe8)

378 360 The fuck is a diplomat for plants and animals.

Maybe that is a good sign - they don't expect to be in power much longer so they've turned up the grift to 11.
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 29, 2022 03:50 PM (Fx5P9)

OH SHIT!!!! Maybe Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, was REAL????

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 03:53 PM (oHd/0)

379 ...Blue States Matter. So stop trying to shoot and slaughter us.

#soon

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 29, 2022 03:53 PM (dRuuV)

380 Wowwww.... can you just imagine this stupid farce if that wobbly tart was in charge of Ukraine's military right now? Putin would personally be giving the little pork butt a wedgie in the center of Kiev right now.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2022 03:48 PM (6FeV1)

I would pay money to watch that live.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 29, 2022 03:53 PM (okGHj)

381 The fuck is a diplomat for plants and animals.

Maybe that is a good sign - they don't expect to be in power much longer so they've turned up the grift to 11.
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 29, 2022 03:50 PM (Fx5P9)

Yeah, and how much does she Make in that position?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 03:52 PM (oHd/0)

Not like your constituents will complain if you are doing a crappy job.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 03:53 PM (yHsuS)

382 Randolph Scott > Grace Randolph

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 29, 2022 03:53 PM (9nXhD)

383 361 >>Did you all see that Ron Klain's wife just got appointed the United States' first "Diplomat for Plants and Animals"?

She knows Bulls.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 03:50 PM

And eggplants. 🍆 And cucumbers. 🥒

Posted by: Don't forget about the plants at September 29, 2022 03:54 PM (JCZqz)

384 Tasty, tasty wire harnesses...

Posted by: Fievel and gang at September 29, 2022 03:51 PM (BgMrQ)
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Squirrels around here took down my daughter's car a few years ago. They did a lot of damage to the wiring.

Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 03:54 PM (krQz2)

385 Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 29, 2022 03:14 PM (VdGjU)

She's Christian and she's conservative. Does that make her part of the Christian right? Christian Right sounds like a name leftists would use (and you're obviously a Christian and NOT a leftist)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2022 03:54 PM (vH/6k)

386 Excellent. But what about the chapettes? We do want to be inclusive, keep everyone calm, and get a sammich every once in a while, don't we?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2022 03:53 PM (a3Q+t)

Just tell us to calm down and smile more.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 29, 2022 03:54 PM (okGHj)

387 Then what do you do with the gas? It seems like it would be a decent place to store a pipeline's worth of gas, but then I am most definitely *not* a pipeline engineer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:50 PM (t0OGg)

Maybe it gets purged with a different gas, like N2 or Argon, to avoid corrosion and minimize any hoop stress from not having anything pushing back against the outside water pressure?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2022 03:54 PM (6FeV1)

388 378 360 The fuck is a diplomat for plants and animals.


Well, Biden can be considered a Vegetable!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 03:54 PM (p3lya)

389 Why is potato joe using a hand mic all the time now when every podium he is at already has mics?

Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2022 03:54 PM (gmo/4)

390 336 Why would Russia sabotage their own pipeline when all they have to do is shut it off?
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2022 03:45 PM (xhxe

Plus they have a smaller pipeline nested in the pipe, and a smaller one inside of that...
Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 03:46 PM (eoQWY)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 29, 2022 03:54 PM (XvPQV)

391 Probably don't have 25 minutes for a nap before a nood call do I ?

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2022 03:54 PM (xhxe8)

392 386 Excellent. But what about the chapettes? We do want to be inclusive, keep everyone calm, and get a sammich every once in a while, don't we?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2022 03:53 PM (a3Q+t)

Just tell us to calm down and smile more.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 29, 2022 03:54 PM (okGHj)

; )

Posted by: m at September 29, 2022 03:55 PM (1vmZ4)

393 >>The fuck is a diplomat for plants and animals.


Ahem

Posted by: The Lorax at September 29, 2022 03:55 PM (L6gKs)

394 340
Did you all see that Ron Klain's wife just got appointed the United States' first "Diplomat for Plants and Animals"?

More $ and awards ad she's already working for the State Department at the assistant Secretary's level. The Daily Mail's quote on the appointment, fascinating: The pick comes at a time when State Department vacancies have been highlighted due to Italy electing its most right-wing leader in decades.

Posted by: Lola at September 29, 2022 03:55 PM (NIYa7)

395 Bet those Venezuelans are happy to be in joint base whatever now rather than florida.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 29, 2022 03:55 PM (mIJ9W)

396 >>Did you all see that Ron Klain's wife just got appointed the United States' first "Diplomat for Plants and Animals"?

This sounds like a euphemism for Joe Biden patient advocate on the palliative care ward.

Posted by: Medical Expert at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM (JCZqz)

397 389 Why is potato joe using a hand mic all the time now when every podium he is at already has mics?

Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2022 03:54 PM (gmo/4)

I noticed that. I don't know.

Posted by: m at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM (1vmZ4)

398 389 Why is potato joe using a hand mic all the time now when every podium he is at already has mics?

Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2022 03:54 PM (gmo/4)

They won't let him hold onto the pre-pubescent girls any more, so he needs something to do with his pervy hands.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM (okGHj)

399 I wonder if people in Florida Are angry that DeSantis spent how many millions of dollars flying immigrants from Texas to MA? That money could have helped the people during this hurricaine.


Gov DeathSantis saved many lives by getting them out of the way of the hurricane!

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM (U14qJ)

400 Then what do you do with the gas? It seems like it would be a decent place to store a pipeline's worth of gas, but then I am most definitely *not* a pipeline engineer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:50 PM (t0OGg)

Let your customer buy it? That's a lot of currency to be sitting in an unsafe storage location.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM (oHd/0)

401 Why is potato joe using a hand mic all the time now when every podium he is at already has mics?

Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2022 03:54 PM (gmo/4)

So when he gets locked into a full Cornholio rictus, it looks more natural?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM (6FeV1)

402 Joe does weird things when his hands aren't occupied.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM (5HBd1)

403 More $ and awards ad she's already working for the State Department at the assistant Secretary's level. The Daily Mail's quote on the appointment, fascinating: The pick comes at a time when State Department vacancies have been highlighted due to Italy electing its most right-wing leader in decades.

Posted by: Lola at September 29, 2022 03:55 PM (NIYa7)

I would assume diplomats we send to Italy would be to the people there. Silly me.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM (eoQWY)

404 How long does it take for gas to get from one end t'other?

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM (g1EEm)

405 Senate OKs short-term spending bill to avert government shutdown, provide billions in military, economic aid to Ukraine
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2022 03:35 PM (63Dwl)
........

This makes total sense.

Posted by: wth at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

406 AC⚡️DC!

That's all I've got..,

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2022 03:52 PM (T+IcW)

Sir, cut the crap. That's not a pun.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM (yHsuS)

407 Did you all see that Ron Klain's wife just got appointed the United States' first "Diplomat for Plants and Animals"?

She'll talk with the animals.

Oh, she barks?

Posted by: Ziba at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM (4h9M3)

408 Who is Grace Randolph-other than she apparently does reviews of games, and why should I care?

Some fast facts about Grace to help you care: (1) as a child, she would defeat rabbis in reciting the Talmud by becoming possessed by a dybbuk she kept in a Hello Kitty lunch pail; (2) Grace eats a copy of the New Testament every day for breakfast; and (3) in the Aramaic Peshitta text, Grace Randolph is explicitly identified as the Whore of Babylon.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM (ppBhU)

409 It falls to the left-leaning Matt Orfala to produce this, because the GOP Establishment is actually pushing the "Insurrection" narrative themselves.

It'll occur, to some folks, that #VoteHarder doesn't matter when the game is rigged. But, to other folks, who've made their entire life about this paradigm ? Not so much.

Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM (gAzHd)

410 Ahem
Posted by: The Lorax at September 29, 2022 03:55 PM (L6gKs)

I'm figuring on biggering.

Posted by: trev006 at September 29, 2022 03:57 PM (yZNTO)

411 >>The fuck is a diplomat for plants and animals.


Ahem

Posted by: The Lorax at September 29, 2022 03:55 PM (L6gKs)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 03:57 PM (yHsuS)

412 Gov DeathSantis saved many lives by getting them out of the way of the hurricane!
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM (U14qJ)

So, Venezuelan Illegals who used to be in Martha's Vinyard, are you not glad Gov. DeSantis sent you there, instead of bringing you to Florida?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 03:57 PM (oHd/0)

413 Gov DeathSantis saved many lives by getting them out of the way of the hurricane!
Posted by: rickb223


It's a trolley problem!

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 03:57 PM (g1EEm)

414 Diplomat for Vegetables: Someone who can politely change Joe's man-diapers when Jill is in the kitchen with The Paolo.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 29, 2022 03:57 PM (mIJ9W)

415 90 This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton

=======

And that's why I love this site

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 29, 2022 03:57 PM (Z09nz)

416 Why is potato joe using a hand mic all the time now when every podium he is at already has mics?

Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2022 03:54 PM (gmo/4)

I noticed that. I don't know.
Posted by: m at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM (1vmZ4)
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It makes his weird hand-clenching less obvious.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 29, 2022 03:57 PM (9nXhD)

417 Why is potato joe using a hand mic all the time now when every podium he is at already has mics?

Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2022 03:54 PM (gmo/4)

I noticed that. I don't know.
Posted by: m


Keeps him from grabbing his belt and dropping trou.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 29, 2022 03:57 PM (U14qJ)

418 Joe Biden is Johnny on the Spot for Florida Thank-you Joe for already having rescue and emergency people and plans in place. For reaching out to the gov and mayors to promise whatever emergency and/or long term assistance needed. ...
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 29, 2022 03:51 PM (JCZqz)
++++
He hasn't even done an AF1 flyover yet...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 03:58 PM (t0OGg)

419 Has Hillz done any face planrs lately? If not she's not trying hard enough.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 29, 2022 03:58 PM (VdGjU)

420 So, Venezuelan Illegals who used to be in Martha's Vinyard, are you not glad Gov. DeSantis sent you there, instead of bringing you to Florida?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 03:57 PM (oHd/0)

The hurricane still could hit the prison camp our betters sent them to.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 03:58 PM (eoQWY)

421 She'll talk with the animals.

Oh, she barks?
Posted by: Ziba at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM (4h9M3)

Squeals like a pig, reportedly.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 29, 2022 03:59 PM (okGHj)

422 >>>Why is potato joe using a hand mic all the time now when every podium he is at already has mics?

>That really is strange. I was thinking it was because he was a loudmouthed senator who liked to lecture his audience because he was a ideologue. All I can think of now is that he's a crazy fuck. He needs to go away.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2022 03:59 PM (z+OQR)

423 She'll talk with the animals.

Oh, she barks?
Posted by: Ziba at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM (4h9M3)

Squeals like a pig, reportedly.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 29, 2022 03:59 PM (okGHj)

Slithers like a snake.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 03:59 PM (yHsuS)

424 407 Did you all see that Ron Klain's wife just got appointed the United States' first "Diplomat for Plants and Animals"?

She'll talk with the animals.

Oh, she barks?
Posted by: Ziba at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM (4h9M3)

Wait, Ron Klain married Dr. Doolittles Daughter?
Who woulda thunk it!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 29, 2022 03:59 PM (oHd/0)

425 415 90 This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton

=======

And that's why I love this site
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 29, 2022 03:57 PM (Z09nz)

LOL I had missed that.

Posted by: m at September 29, 2022 03:59 PM (1vmZ4)

426 It is amazing All the reddest of states that are bordered by the gulf or the southeast Atlantic Ocean shorelines hate the Blue States that are always willing to help them and are trying to do things to lesson climate change that will be most helpful to those red state...Blue States Matter. So stop trying to shoot and slaughter us.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 29, 2022 03:51 PM (JCZqz)

=========

Are they willing to take some excess brown people on a more permanent basis than 2 days?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 03:59 PM (LvTSG)

427 Why is potato joe using a hand mic all the time now when every podium he is at already has mics?

Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2022 03:54 PM (gmo/4)

So when he gets locked into a full Cornholio rictus, it looks more natural?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM (6FeV1)

It's true, rictus almost rectum

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:00 PM (M+Lyo)

428 Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 29, 2022 03:51 PM

These people really do live in an alternate reality, don't they?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2022 04:00 PM (Wnv9h)

429 SeussSockSlough

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 04:00 PM (L6gKs)

430 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM (ppBhU)

Sorry; I'm not totally convinced of the veracity of your claims.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2022 04:00 PM (vH/6k)

431 Some fast facts about Grace to help you care: (1) as a child, she would defeat rabbis in reciting the Talmud by becoming possessed by a dybbuk she kept in a Hello Kitty lunch pail;
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM (ppBhU)

Modern kabbalah is a fuck of a drug, though I do wonder why non-Jewish celebrities wear the red bracelets...

Posted by: trev006 at September 29, 2022 04:00 PM (yZNTO)

432 Not following the nooz myself but have there actually been any confirmed deaths from Ian?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2022 04:00 PM (906pl)

433 Zerohedge:
Germany Believes High Explosive Devices Equivalent To "500 Kilograms Of TNT" Used To Destroy Nord Stream

Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2022 04:00 PM (RHGPo)

434 Joe uses a hand mike so that when he wanders it still looks like he's doing what he's supposed to be doing at a press conference. Jill's idea.

Posted by: Ziba at September 29, 2022 04:00 PM (4h9M3)

435 Posted by: runner at September 29, 2022 03:52 PM (T+IcW)

Sir, cut the crap. That's not a pun.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 03:56 PM


It won't be inducted into the electrical puns hall of fame, that's for sure.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2022 04:00 PM (a3Q+t)

436 Wasn't Florida the wife and mother on Good Times. So why would anyone from my Administration want to visit her...

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 29, 2022 04:00 PM (p3lya)

437 428 Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 29, 2022 03:51 PM

These people really do live in an alternate reality, don't they?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2022 04:00 PM (Wnv9h)

=========

One where W. was completely responsible for Katrina, Trump did nothing for any disaster (that was all FEMA), and DeSantis might as well have slept in for the past three days because Joe Biden is personally manning the control center?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

438 My favorite conspiracy theory is now that Germany was already importing Natural Gas via Nordstream 2 in violation of denials, treaties and inspection regimens

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2022 04:01 PM (xhaym)

439 SeussSockSlough
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 04:00 PM (L6gKs)

But not from Seattle!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 04:01 PM (dSCpS)

440 BREAKING: Court Orders FBI to Produce the Information It Possesses Related to Seth Rich’s Laptop within 14 Days
Posted by: SMOD

Uh... sorry. Hard drive crashed. Backup not configured... misplaced in evidence locker.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 04:01 PM (R8uWY)

441 "slack-jawed troglodytes"
snort

Posted by: m at September 29, 2022 04:01 PM (1vmZ4)

442 And, the backpedaling over the Biden loan forgiveness begins.

https://tinyurl.com/y52z8ba6
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 29, 2022 03:39 PM (wmDcS)
______________

The focus groups came back in, and they were grim-faced.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 29, 2022 04:01 PM (jOoJR)

443 440 BREAKING: Court Orders FBI to Produce the Information It Possesses Related to Seth Rich’s Laptop within 14 Days
Posted by: SMOD

Uh... sorry. Hard drive crashed. Backup not configured... misplaced in evidence locker.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 04:01 PM (R8uWY)

=========

Whoops!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:02 PM (LvTSG)

444 Will, I hope someone with photoshop and video skills will do a parody of "If I could talk with the animals" regarding Mrs. Klain's new appt.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2022 04:02 PM (vH/6k)

445 I will do a flyover of Florida on a SR-71 to evaluate the situation on the ground later today......That's a fact jack ...

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 29, 2022 04:02 PM (p3lya)

446 500KG TNT? C'mon man! Seal team 8 only needed 100Kg!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 04:02 PM (R8uWY)

447 428 Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 29, 2022 03:51 PM

These people really do live in an alternate reality, don't they?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState



Yes, yes they do. (surrounded by far left lunatics at work)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 29, 2022 04:02 PM (C7jzY)

448 442 And, the backpedaling over the Biden loan forgiveness begins.

https://tinyurl.com/y52z8ba6
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 29, 2022 03:39 PM (wmDcS)
______________

The focus groups came back in, and they were grim-faced.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 29, 2022 04:01 PM (jOoJR)

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Hey...remember how the lie travels around the world before the truth has put on its shoes? Yeah, this is going to be a thing for a while.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:02 PM (LvTSG)

449 Speaking of Plantes, Bill Plante, veteran CBS News correspondent and father of Chris, has died at the age of 84.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 29, 2022 04:02 PM (NHejJ)

450 It's a trolley problem!
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 03:57 PM


Are you trying to take the electrical puns off the rails?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2022 04:02 PM (a3Q+t)

451 Why is potato joe using a hand mic all the time now when every podium he is at already has mics?
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2022 03:54 PM (gmo/4)
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Because of his arms-out grasping when he's free-standing? Having something appropriate in his hands that he can interact with makes him look less like a geriatric with early-onset rictus?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 04:02 PM (t0OGg)

452 441 Somebody has to do it. I saw slack jawed troglodytes open for....

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 29, 2022 04:03 PM (lz5hY)

453 434 Joe uses a hand mike so that when he wanders it still looks like he's doing what he's supposed to be doing at a press conference. Jill's idea.
Posted by: Ziba at September 29, 2022 04:00 PM (4h9M3)

This makes sense.

Posted by: m at September 29, 2022 04:03 PM (1vmZ4)

454 Maybe the real J6 insurrection was the NCAA All American Lacrosse team celebrating inside my wife that weekend. It was painful to watch because they are White (gross).

Posted by: David French at September 29, 2022 04:03 PM (WMHk0)

455 Bidens ghost gaffe made the front page of the local center left rag. I think the Overton window has shifted a bit. Very surprising.

Posted by: Max Power at September 29, 2022 04:03 PM (k7+BO)

456 Will, I hope someone with photoshop and video skills will do a parody of "If I could talk with the animals" regarding Mrs. Klain's new appt.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2022 04:02 PM (vH/6k)

Checking out the old book "The Secret life of Plants"

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 04:03 PM (eoQWY)

457 Nood

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 29, 2022 04:03 PM (N1tpc)

458 I can't stand these liars.
The press are trash.
And a BIG cause of our problems these days.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 29, 2022 04:04 PM (jg54c)

459 Would it be ironic if she was eaten by a wolf? Asking for a song writer friend.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 29, 2022 04:04 PM (ymfnM)

460 455 Bidens ghost gaffe made the front page of the local center left rag. I think the Overton window has shifted a bit. Very surprising.
Posted by: Max Power at September 29, 2022 04:03 PM (k7+BO)

Yay!

Posted by: m at September 29, 2022 04:04 PM (1vmZ4)

461 Sorry; I'm not totally convinced of the veracity of your claims

(1) This is the Internet. No one would lie to you on the Internet. And (B) You're a cleric. It'd just be bad juju to mislead you. You can trust me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 29, 2022 04:04 PM (ppBhU)

462 Has Hillz done any face planrs lately? If not she's not trying hard enough.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 29, 2022 03:58 PM (VdGjU)
.......

I don't know, but she may have got that hole in her tongue fixed.

Posted by: wth at September 29, 2022 04:04 PM (v0R5T)

463 Joe uses a hand mike so that when he wanders it still looks like he's doing what he's supposed to be doing at a press conference. Jill's idea.
Posted by: Ziba at September 29, 2022 04:00 PM (4h9M3)

This makes sense.
Posted by: m at September 29, 2022 04:03 PM (1vmZ4)

P-shop opportunity: replace the hand mike with a dildo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2022 04:04 PM (dSCpS)

464 They still cheated their asses off in those elections. It just wasn't good enough to steal the election. They've cheated in every election since I was born. 29 years ago.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 29, 2022 04:05 PM (PQkta)

465 It won't be inducted into the electrical puns hall of fame, that's for sure.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


I am sure he's not fazed.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 04:05 PM (g1EEm)

466 Maybe Aqua-man did it little Joey .....

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 29, 2022 04:05 PM (p3lya)

467 One where W. was completely responsible for Katrina, Trump did nothing for any disaster (that was all FEMA), and DeSantis might as well have slept in for the past three days because Joe Biden is personally manning the control center?

Now flip it the other way. Show the video of law enforcement seizing guns in Louisiana. It happened. The evidence is there. Multiple times.

But the denial that it was happening, in real time, was palpable. From Republicans. Because it was W. And he was their guy.

When you get that, everything just makes more sense, even though its insane.

Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 04:05 PM (gAzHd)

468 Did anybody watch Team Dart hit the asteroid a few days ago? There was a definite lack of diversity in Team Dart. One POC wearing a mask and shaking hands doesn't cut it, NASA.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 29, 2022 04:05 PM (lz5hY)

469 Biden administration kicks off student loan debt forgiveness process
https://is.gd/VaPdMB

Posted by: Ciampino thinks it's unfair to those that paid at September 29, 2022 04:05 PM (qfLjt)

470 Did you all see that Ron Klain's wife just got appointed the United States' first "Diplomat for Plants and Animals"?


Is she the fucking Lorax?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 29, 2022 04:06 PM (dRuuV)

471 >>>Why is potato joe using a hand mic all the time now when every podium he is at already has mics?
______________

I think it's because he now speaks in a soft whisper that the podium mics don't pick up well.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 29, 2022 04:06 PM (jOoJR)

472 They still cheated their asses off in those elections. It just wasn't good enough to steal the election. They've cheated in every election since I was born. 29 years ago.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 29, 2022 04:05 PM (PQkta)

They cheated in your grandpappy's time.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 04:06 PM (eoQWY)

473 Germany Believes High Explosive Devices Equivalent To "500 Kilograms Of TNT" Used To Destroy Nord Stream

The diver who planted it all got down there really, really quickly.

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2022 04:07 PM (Q14hI)

474 69 Biden administration kicks off student loan debt forgiveness process..

10% + inflation here we come...... Wooo Hoooooo

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 29, 2022 04:07 PM (p3lya)

475 403. I would assume diplomats we send to Italy would be to the people there. Silly me.

No Ambassador to Italy until they provide biodiversity, it appears. Medina, Blinken's wife, is an outspoken proponent of the New Green Deal but also an advocate for fully integrating women into military combat units.

Posted by: Lola at September 29, 2022 04:08 PM (NIYa7)

476 I heard that DeathSantos seeded the clouds on purpose to do more damage to make Biden look bad ......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 04:08 PM (p3lya)

477 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 29, 2022 04:04 PM (ppBhU)

Well, would it ruin your day to let you know that I don't believe you're a bear with asymmetrical balls either?. I'm sure your balls are very symmetrical but let's not go down that road.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2022 04:13 PM (vH/6k)

478 Ron Klain's wife gets the title of Ambassador for life, and will probably insist on using the title, however antiquated, of Excellency. Probably has a doctorate in gender studies from some commie university.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 29, 2022 04:16 PM (lz5hY)

479 473 Germany Believes High Explosive Devices Equivalent To "500 Kilograms Of TNT" Used To Destroy Nord Stream
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They know where it was purchased
They know how much it cost

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 29, 2022 04:19 PM (gpmLW)

480 Great. Mrs. Klain can help the vegetables tradition into minerals and the animals switch genders.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2022 04:19 PM (vH/6k)

481 I don't answer calls designated "Spam Risk"

Spam left me a message - it was my Dr.'s office

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 29, 2022 04:21 PM (gpmLW)

482 I heard that DeathSantos seeded the clouds on purpose to do more damage to make Biden look bad ......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 04:08 PM (p3lya)
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See, the anti-DeathSanta people get such a higher quality of information than those conspiracy nut MAGA people who support him!

Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 04:27 PM (krQz2)

483 Jesus Christ
The 27 love letters between Trump and Despot Kim Jong un have been released
Extremely gay
Discussing their mutual feelings as they held hands

Posted by: Paul at September 29, 2022 04:35 PM (7ObDd)

484 Posted by: Paul at September 29, 2022 04:35 PM (7ObDd)

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Kamala made them our ally today, you know.

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485 Russia and China The Bear the Dragon and the Eagle

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