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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Fox News: Final Revision of Second Quarter GDP Is Negative 0.6%, "Cementing Start of Recession"The Dow fell another 458 points. We'll be under 29,000 next week. And then Katie Bar the Door. The estimate for the next quarter has continued to fall and is now down to 0.2%, and that's an optimistic 0.2%.But the previous quarter, the spring quarter, is now finally fixed at having contracted 0.6%. And, as Fox Business says, this cements the start of the recession that Biden's henchmen say they're just not quite ready to declare yet. They need more data, you see. The U.S. economy shrank for the second consecutive quarter in the three months ended June, according to the final estimate from the Bureau of Economic Analysis, meeting the criteria for a so-called technical recession as raging inflation and higher interest rates weighed on spending. The updated report, released Thursday, showed that gross domestic product (GDP), the broadest measure of goods and services produced across the economy, shrank by 0.6% on an annualized basis in the second quarter. That is below the initially reported 0.9% decline and unchanged from the second reading of a 0.6% decline. Economic output already fell over the first three months of the year, with GDP tumbling 1.6%, the worst performance since the spring of 2020, when the economy was still deep in the throes of the COVID-19 induced recession. ... With back-to-back declines in growth, the economy meets the technical criteria for a recession, which requires a "significant decline in economic activity that is spread across the economy and that lasts more than a few months." Still, the NBER -- the semi-official arbiter -- weighs multiple factors when calling a recession and typically takes up to a year before announcing the decision.Only "semi-official." Nothing stops the media from recognizing the obvious and saying that this fits the age-old "technical" definition of a recession, except for partisan allegiance to a lying Democrat "president." Rigging the news like they rigged an election. I'm glad Fox finally stopped the charade, for its part. Meanwhile, Biden has now wiped out nine trillion dollars in American wealth, because his economy is so strong. Call it "the Putin Boost" or whatever. Americans' holdings of corporate equities and mutual fund shares fell to $33 trillion at the end of the second quarter, down from $42 trillion at the start of the year. With major market indexes falling further since July, experts say losses from financial markets could total $9.5 trillion to $10 trillion. Economists say the drops could add pressure to Americans' balance sheets and possibly hurting spending.No shit really economists? Wow thank you for your sage prognostication. Say, Professor Fuckface, what do you advise re: my shoving your pointy head into the boys room toilet? Weird how you guys are constantly predicting that the economy will grow under Democrat presidents and then when we lose NINE FUCKING TRILLION FUCKING DOLLARS your new prediction is, "We expect this might put a crimp in your spending plans. Whoopsie. M'bad." Mark Zandi, chief economist of Moody’s Analytics, said the losses could reduce real GDP growth by nearly 0.2 percentage points over the coming year.But you're still predicting positive growth, right? Like 0.1%? Anything positive so you can continue to pretend the president you rigged the election for hasn't driven us into a recession, right? You fucking leftwing imbeciles. "Listen to us, trust us, obey us! We're smart!" -- the people who get everything wrong literally all the time. Meanwhile, the White House is in, get this, disarray, and has a "major shake-up" for its economic team "top of mind." According to Axios, White House officials (notice they say White House officials, not Biden) are considering a "broad reorganization of President Biden's economic team." This is part of a shake-up being done by White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain, who has former administration officials Jeff Zients and Natalie Quillian making up lists of people for Cabinet and senior administrative positions.They're shaking up the economic team because the economy is so damn strong. That's when football teams declare rebuilding years, you know -- when they're strong enough to win the Super Bowl. That's when they fire the coaches and trade the quarterback. Everyone knows that. Janet, where are you? Where's Janet? Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Gotta be first so maybe my question will get answered:
Nurse Rached- mind sharing which gas station on Maui has the best spam musubi? I'd love to try that. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 29, 2022 04:03 PM (N1tpc) 2
Woohoo! Now to call the others.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 29, 2022 04:03 PM (N1tpc) 3
Remember, this is what Big Business wanted.
They wanted to impoverish you in favor of staying on the good side of their crazy HR idiots. Their golden parachutes are slightly affected, but it's a worthy price to pay to stay in with the clique of the C-suite. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:04 PM (LvTSG) 4
Just lovin' the funflation and funcession over here, boss . . .
Posted by: Catherine at September 29, 2022 04:04 PM (ZSsrh) 5
But don't call it a recession.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 29, 2022 04:05 PM (bVYXr) Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 29, 2022 04:05 PM (okGHj) 7
Top. Men.
Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2022 04:05 PM (VJsqe) Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 04:05 PM (L6gKs) 9
Imagine if Big Business suddenly decided that profit through free enterprise was more important than keeping Leftist Twitter happy.
Imagine the cultural shift that could happen... Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:05 PM (LvTSG) 10
8 Democrat -> Revise Down
Republican -> Revise Up Every. Fucking. Time. Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 04:05 PM (L6gKs) ========== "Oh, did you notice that? I thought we were being subtle." -The NYT Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:06 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2022 04:06 PM (1Nxff) Posted by: Shaft at September 29, 2022 04:06 PM (L6gKs) 13
Funcession here we go!
Posted by: Mishdog at September 29, 2022 04:06 PM (uwW33) 14
Been listening to the Federal District Court hearing on the challenge to Oakland's across-the-board prohibition on evictions for any reason (other than state Ellis Act). Lead atty is from PLF (Pacific Legal Foundation). My old boss, who gave me my first (and only) law job, is now arguing state preemption issues. Interesting hearing and issues. Go Kulaks!!!
Posted by: SFGoth at September 29, 2022 04:06 PM (KAi1n) 15
8 Democrat -> Revise Down
Republican -> Revise Up Every. Fucking. Time. Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 04:05 PM (L6gKs) ------- And always "unexpectedly" Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2022 04:07 PM (VJsqe) 16
Biden administration kicks off student loan debt forgiveness process
https://is.gd/VaPdMB Posted by: Ciampino thinks it's unfair to those that paid at September 29, 2022 04:07 PM (qfLjt) 17
All green shoots are gone,
And the sky is malaise. Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 29, 2022 04:07 PM (TNyrE) 18
I've been thinking about the "BUT BUT BUT LOWEST UNEMPLOYMENT!" bleat from the left and I had a revaluation:
Unemployment is down for a similar reason gas was dropping (14 WEEKS OF DROPPING PRICES! UNPRECEDENTED!) Consumer demand bottoming out dropped the gas prices, depressed by the cost of trying to live. Worker supply similarly bottomed out, caused by government largess. And in both cases, the left wants credit for things that are undeniably bad. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 29, 2022 04:07 PM (N1tpc) 19
DocuSign has laid off 9% of its employees, the San Francisco-based tech company announced in an Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) filing Wednesday. Headquartered in SoMa, the company had 7,461 employees across 17 offices, meaning that approximately 671 people would lose their jobs.
Posted by: Not A Recession! at September 29, 2022 04:07 PM (I2/tG) Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 04:07 PM (up/3i) 21
Biden doomed his administration in its first two weeks with his Executive Orders and actions.
Two Biggies Opening the Border Stopping Drilling, Exploration, and Pipelines We were doomed by Groundhog Day 2021. Posted by: rd at September 29, 2022 04:07 PM (Z32m1) 22
Damn it, Janet!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2022 04:07 PM (Wnv9h) 23
>13 Funcession here we go!
Posted by: Mishdog at September 29, 2022 04:06 PM (uwW33) Funflation and funemployment! So much fun!! Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 29, 2022 04:07 PM (NgqoH) 24
Getting rid of the Biden administration is the only thing that will work.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 29, 2022 04:07 PM (xxG/v) Posted by: wth at September 29, 2022 04:08 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: creeper at September 29, 2022 04:08 PM (iEPLY) 27
A statement from Anita Dunn is intriguing, "While we are prudently planning for potential transitions post-midterm, neither Secretary Yellen or Brian Deese are part of those plans."
Yellen's spokesperson says that Yellen isn't planning on going anywhere. Posted by: Not A Recession! at September 29, 2022 04:08 PM (I2/tG) 28
Can electricity puns jump the gap between threads?
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 04:08 PM (g1EEm) 29
What Janet Yellen really meant that Inflation would transition from temporary and inconvenient, to permanent and 'it's good for you!'
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 04:09 PM (L6gKs) 30
27 A statement from Anita Dunn is intriguing, "While we are prudently planning for potential transitions post-midterm, neither Secretary Yellen or Brian Deese are part of those plans."
Yellen's spokesperson says that Yellen isn't planning on going anywhere. Posted by: Not A Recession! at September 29, 2022 04:08 PM (I2/tG) =========== Seriously, it's not like anyone else they pick is going to be any better. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:09 PM (LvTSG) 31
Get Woke, Go Broke! - USA
Posted by: Fool Otto at September 29, 2022 04:09 PM (DB16e) 32
Brian Deese's brother: Nutz.
Posted by: Top Of gp's Mind at September 29, 2022 04:09 PM (24fqN) 33
Getting rid of the Biden administration is the only thing that will work.
Hence it will be the last thing any of the top men consider. Posted by: Methos at September 29, 2022 04:09 PM (kOpft) 34
Hot tip:
Invest in defense stocks and in the stocks of companies that export American LNG to Europe. Tee hee! Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at September 29, 2022 04:10 PM (I2/tG) 35
Imagine if Big Business suddenly decided that profit through free enterprise was more important than keeping Leftist Twitter happy.
Imagine the cultural shift that could happen... Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at The Conservative Case for Nationalizing All Industries in 3, 2, 1, Posted by: rd at September 29, 2022 04:10 PM (Z32m1) 36
Biden ist ein inkompetentes Arschloch. Wir werden das Glück haben, in vier Jahren immer noch ein Land zu sein.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2022 04:10 PM (VpIIl) 37
Gas dropped off because Joetato has been dumping a million barrels a day out of the SPR to effect the mid-terms. That will stop in five weeks, then it's off to the races.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 29, 2022 04:10 PM (XlEmZ) 38
This will go good for those students of education debt that just got kicked to the curb whose lenders are private lenders.
Anyone say lawsuit? Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 29, 2022 04:10 PM (NW9xb) 39
35 The Conservative Case for Nationalizing All Industries in 3, 2, 1,
Posted by: rd at September 29, 2022 04:10 PM (Z32m1) ========== Is that you, Kevin Williamson? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:10 PM (LvTSG) 40
@28
>>Can electricity puns jump the gap between threads? Let's hope because otherwise I'm going to continue to talk about my extensive pen and pencil collection. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 04:10 PM (up/3i) 41
>Getting rid of the Biden administration is the only thing that will work.
Hence it will be the last thing any of the top men consider. Posted by: Methos at September 29, 2022 04:09 PM (kOpft) Can't we just put a potted plant behind the Resolute Desk and call it a day? Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 29, 2022 04:10 PM (NgqoH) 42
I heard that Trump told DeathSantos to seed the hurricane clouds on purpose to do more damage to make Biden look bad
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 04:11 PM (p3lya) 43
Yellen is out? YELLEN IS OUT??
Posted by: fly gal at September 29, 2022 04:11 PM (5AobS) 44
"I've got my head down, and I'm certainly fully, fully absorbed in the work we're doing," Deese added.
....... Pulling a Toobin? Posted by: wth at September 29, 2022 04:11 PM (v0R5T) 45
Janet Yellen looks like she brings her own cloth sacks to the grocery store and thet are filled with cat hair.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 04:11 PM (L6gKs) 46
37 Gas dropped off because Joetato has been dumping a million barrels a day out of the SPR to effect the mid-terms. That will stop in five weeks, then it's off to the races.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 29, 2022 04:10 PM (XlEmZ) ========= I thought it was because economic activity was slowing through the summer. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:11 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: spindrift at September 29, 2022 04:11 PM (h5TKJ) 48
Semi-official is like semi-fascist. Like my semi-erect penis. Just the tip, baby.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2022 04:11 PM (z+OQR) 49
No shit really economists? Wow thank you for your sage prognostication. Say, Professor Fuckface, what do you advise re: my shoving your pointy head into the boys room toilet?
++++ This should probably make an appearance in all such threads. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 04:11 PM (t0OGg) 50
As Cat Ass Trophy has said, "our intrepid host has seen fit to renew the main page with a fresh entry with which to regale us with the latest news and culture of the day".
Thank you, Ace! Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2022 04:11 PM (a3Q+t) 51
New economic strategy: Imagine that money comes in exchange for something of value.
It'll revolutionize the Biden administration. Posted by: red speck at September 29, 2022 04:12 PM (gS3OW) 52
shocked faces, get your shocked faces here....
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 29, 2022 04:12 PM (WhsXQ) 53
Our country is screwed.
I pray my children might get to grow up with a semblance of what I had growing up, but I've been reading the Narnia stories to them. "The Final Battle" is appropriate for this age. Sometimes, you fight because it's the right thing to do, even if you have no hope of winning, on this plane at least. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 29, 2022 04:12 PM (N1tpc) 54
Democrats:
If the Republicans take Congress, they'll cut off aid to Ukraine! Er - have you focus grouped that line of argument, sport? Posted by: Reality! at September 29, 2022 04:12 PM (I2/tG) 55
Big shake-up by Ron Klain. Lotta people gonna be out of a job.
But not Ron's wife! She just got named the United States' first "Diplomat for Plants and Animals": https://tinyurl.com/AYMFKMRN I wonder what her salary will be. Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2022 04:12 PM (Wql2T) 56
50 As Cat Ass Trophy has said, "our intrepid host has seen fit to renew the main page with a fresh entry with which to regale us with the latest news and culture of the day".
Thank you, Ace! Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2022 04:11 PM (a3Q+t) ========= CAT is putting on airs. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:12 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: Kamala at September 29, 2022 04:12 PM (L6gKs) 58
That Burger Flipping Job at the BK is looking pretty good....
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 04:12 PM (p3lya) 59
Top. Men.
Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2022 04:05 PM (VJsqe) at this point, i think this administration is full of bottom men... Posted by: SturmToddler at September 29, 2022 04:12 PM (WhsXQ) 60
Fuck these assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 29, 2022 04:12 PM (dRuuV) 61
54 Democrats:
If the Republicans take Congress, they'll cut off aid to Ukraine! Er - have you focus grouped that line of argument, sport? Posted by: Reality! at September 29, 2022 04:12 PM (I2/tG) ========= Doesn't matter. It's not true. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:13 PM (LvTSG) 62
Top. Men.
Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2022 04:05 PM (VJsqe) Top. Mind. Posted by: spindrift at September 29, 2022 04:11 PM (h5TKJ) Mind. Blown. Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 29, 2022 04:13 PM (TNyrE) Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 04:13 PM (L6gKs) 64
Invest in defense stocks and in the stocks of companies that export American LNG to Europe.
Nyet on those exporters. Posted by: Russian Sub Command at September 29, 2022 04:13 PM (kOpft) 65
Heh, heh, heh.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 04:13 PM (J2vNu) 66
It's not a recession until Karine says it is.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2022 04:13 PM (63Dwl) 67
Among the people who the report is pointing to as likely to get the boot are Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen and Brian Deese, the director of the National Economic Council.
++++ Will such firings, resignations and replacements be considered "Chaos in the Biden Administration" like it was for Trump? I kinda doubt it. If they're going to do this, though, it's gonna be *soon.* They want their new assholes seated before Congress turns over and before the election if possible. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 04:13 PM (t0OGg) 68
The price of not electing Donald Trump is ten trillion dollars.
Pray it isn't also WW3. Good job Jonah. You and all your friends have been a real Bulwark for ending peace and prosperity. You're really aptly named, by the way. Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2022 04:13 PM (0Na1/) 69
28 Can electricity puns jump the gap between threads?
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 04:08 PM (g1EEm) ---- Watts you're asking will be induced only if you amp up your prose. Posted by: Ciampino - at peak voltage at September 29, 2022 04:13 PM (qfLjt) 70
But mom and pop gas stations "Don't raise your gas prices or else! !!!"
Posted by: mrp at September 29, 2022 04:13 PM (6eRlp) 71
38 This will go good for those students of education debt that just got kicked to the curb whose lenders are private lenders.
Anyone say lawsuit? Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 29, 2022 04:10 PM (NW9xb) Already a lawsuit by Republican states to get the whole thing tossed... Posted by: Nova local at September 29, 2022 04:14 PM (exHjb) 72
Want to really get the US and World economies going?
Drill baby, drill! Lower Energy Costs, and everything gets better. Posted by: rd at September 29, 2022 04:14 PM (Z32m1) Posted by: Soon To Be Laid Off Tech Worker! at September 29, 2022 04:14 PM (I2/tG) 74
Let's hope because otherwise I'm going to continue to talk about my extensive pen and pencil collection.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 04:10 PM Please inform us you're not a Montblanc man. Unless you really like precious resin. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2022 04:14 PM (a3Q+t) 75
She just got named the United States' first "Diplomat for Plants and Animals":
https://tinyurl.com/AYMFKMRN I wonder what her salary will be. Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2022 04:12 PM (Wql2T) The Lorax. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 29, 2022 04:14 PM (dRuuV) 76
>Watts you're asking will be induced only if you amp up your prose.
Posted by: Ciampino - at peak voltage at September 29, 2022 04:13 PM (qfLjt) I find these puns re-volting. Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 29, 2022 04:14 PM (NgqoH) 77
Cute that they are 'wringing excess money out of economy" by wiping out stock market gains instead of cutting back handouts to grifters. And I don't really blame low level grifters. If uncle Sam is offering money to install a solar system or to just visit a shrink once a month instead of getting a job its pretty understandable when folks accept the offer.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 29, 2022 04:14 PM (3cGpq) 78
Seriously, it's not like anyone else they pick is going to be any better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:09 PM (LvTSG) ++++ No, but it's very likely that the replacement will be worse. Yellen is a political hack and her policies are bad, but at least she's not a retard and she has actual subject matter expertise. When they replace her, we're going to get someone like the Atomic Tranny Dog Boy at Treasury. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 04:15 PM (t0OGg) 79
$6 for the family size box of Cheerios. I bought the store brand for half that, but not that long ago I could have bought the real thing for the same price.
Posted by: fd at September 29, 2022 04:15 PM (sn5EN) 80
I thought it was because economic activity was slowing through the summer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:11 PM (LvTSG) both have an effect. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2022 04:15 PM (trdmm) 81
>>Can electricity puns jump the gap between threads?
Let's hope because otherwise I'm going to continue to talk about my extensive pen and pencil collection. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 04:10 PM (up/3i) This is a lightning rod for criticism Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:15 PM (M+Lyo) 82
"Janet, where are you? Where's Janet?"
Sucking her thumb with a bowl on her head, getting ready for a haircut. She's the Mrs Magoo of economics. Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2022 04:15 PM (VpIIl) 83
Janet Yellen looks like she brings her own cloth sacks to the grocery store and thet are filled with cat hair.
I cannot watch that woman at all..... She takes 50 years to say something and it is usually just babbling. And she has PHD in Economics??? Christ, I want to the School of Reality and can make better economic decisions then her ! Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 04:15 PM (p3lya) 84
Can electricity puns jump the gap between threads?
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 04:08 PM (g1EEm) ---- Watts you're asking will be induced only if you amp up your prose. Posted by: Ciampino - at peak voltage at September 29, 2022 04:13 PM (qfLjt) That's no way to conduct yourselves. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 04:15 PM (yHsuS) 85
54 Democrats: If the Republicans take Congress, they'll cut off aid to Ukraine!
------------ Er - have you focus grouped that line of argument, sport? Posted by: Reality! at September 29, 2022 04:12 PM (I2/tG) ========= If the Republicans take Congress they will do nothing, and then they will send out fundraising emails blaming Joe Biden for their ineptitude. Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2022 04:15 PM (0Na1/) 86
28 Can electricity puns jump the gap between threads?
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 04:08 PM (g1EEm) Yes. But there is no current strong enough to jump the gap between Brandon's neurons. Posted by: Kreiger at September 29, 2022 04:15 PM (wtvvX) 87
In other news: I complained that the lightbulb-changing crew sent to our office had no one who spoke English. The supervisor called me and promised we would have an English-speaking supervisor ASAP. We'll see what works out.
The same technique worked to get some maintenance issues addressed at my apartment. I complained to Code Enforcement and to the city council, and things began to happen. I'm really digging the "squeaky wheel gets the grease" aphorism now. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 04:15 PM (J2vNu) 88
I thought it was because economic activity was slowing through the summer. - TJM
That's when Insty rolls out the "behold the power of 'and'. Posted by: mrp at September 29, 2022 04:15 PM (6eRlp) 89
Top. Men.
Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2022 04:05 PM (VJsqe) Top. Mind. Posted by: spindrift at September 29, 2022 04:11 PM (h5TKJ) Mind. Blown. Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 29, 2022 04:13 PM (TNyrE) I'm Ready! Posted by: Kamalala Harris at September 29, 2022 04:15 PM (Z32m1) 90
37 Gas dropped off because Joetato has been dumping a million barrels a day out of the SPR to effect the mid-terms. That will stop in five weeks, then it's off to the races.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 29, 2022 04:10 PM (XlEmZ) ---- affected Posted by: Ciampino - is at peak voltage at September 29, 2022 04:15 PM (qfLjt) 91
Don't worry, it will get worse
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2022 04:15 PM (xhxe8) 92
Janet, where are you? Where's Janet?
Buttyjudge is out, Yellen pushed to SecTrans, to wait for the historic all-women administration of Harris-Yellen. Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2022 04:15 PM (xhaym) 93
78 No, but it's very likely that the replacement will be worse. Yellen is a political hack and her policies are bad, but at least she's not a retard and she has actual subject matter expertise. When they replace her, we're going to get someone like the Atomic Tranny Dog Boy at Treasury.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 04:15 PM (t0OGg) ========== Fine. Make it worse. America needs to be taught a lesson about stolen elections. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:16 PM (LvTSG) 94
Where exactly is that Embassy?
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 04:13 PM Compost heap out back. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2022 04:16 PM (Wnv9h) 95
"The Final Battle" is appropriate for this age. Sometimes, you fight because it's the right thing to do, even if you have no hope of winning, on this plane at least.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 29, 2022 04:12 PM (N1tpc) We've read that one, we'll the whole series, 3 times in the last 5 years. The first half of rhe final battle is the most depressing fantasy I've ever read. I see many similarities to our current situation. Posted by: Mishdog at September 29, 2022 04:16 PM (uwW33) 96
affected
Posted by: Ciampino - is at peak voltage at September 29, 2022 04:15 PM (qfLjt) Yes, I found it that way too. Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2022 04:16 PM (xhaym) 97
She just got named the United States' first "Diplomat for Plants and Animals":
https://tinyurl.com/AYMFKMRN I wonder what her salary will be. Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2022 04:12 PM (Wql2T) Three acorns and a mouse the cat brought in. Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 04:16 PM (eoQWY) 98
79 $6 for the family size box of Cheerios. I bought the store brand for half that, but not that long ago I could have bought the real thing for the same price.
Posted by: fd at September 29, 2022 04:15 PM (sn5EN) I have a "name brand cereal" kid - he now knows we only buy the cereal on sale...and yes, we get stuck buying 4-5 boxes at a time b/c that's what the sale always demands...of course, the boxes are so small, we can still eat that in a week... Posted by: Nova local at September 29, 2022 04:16 PM (exHjb) Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 04:17 PM (yHsuS) Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 29, 2022 04:17 PM (0hk2i) 101
Yellen is gone.
We thank Janet for her service. She wants to spend more time with her family. The shake up happens regardless of how the midterms go. We came in with X problems and those have been solved. Now we need Y to help us with Z issues. Joe is listening. Yada. Yada. Yada. Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 29, 2022 04:17 PM (NW9xb) Posted by: Kreiger at September 29, 2022 04:17 PM (wtvvX) Posted by: wth at September 29, 2022 04:17 PM (v0R5T) 104
The Three Stooges can do a better job of Navigating the Economy then Yellan ..........
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 04:17 PM (p3lya) 105
I'm really digging the "squeaky wheel gets the grease" aphorism now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 04:15 PM (J2vNu) Call the Whitehouse Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:17 PM (M+Lyo) 106
Cute that they are 'wringing excess money out of economy" by wiping out stock market gains instead of cutting back handouts to grifters. ...
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 29, 2022 04:14 PM (3cGpq) ++++ They aren't all-powerful. They have to take cash out of the system, and that means higher interest rates and asset sales (reducing the Fed balance sheet). The asset classes they sell will likely decline - it's tough to unload without moving the market when you hold a ton of stuff - and as credit gets more expensive, everything financed with credit gets more expensive. If you're playing with borrowed money in the capital markets, you either have to post more collateral or reduce your positions. Those reductions will also move the price. Then, of course, fundamentals - beaten and abused as they are - do still exist. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 04:17 PM (t0OGg) 107
Duuuuuuuude. Picture of an overturned Plymouth Road Runner in FL. Forget your wife! Save the damn car!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 04:17 PM (R8uWY) Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:18 PM (LvTSG) 109
> Economists say the drops could add pressure to Americans' balance sheets and possibly hurting spending.
What is this "could add pressure" and "possibly hurt spending" crap? I told you stupid fucks Biden's economy dropped a nuclear bomb on Americans' finances and spending is going to drop faster than Biden pouncing on a passed out toddler. Posted by: An Economist at September 29, 2022 04:18 PM (eyxn4) 110
Doesn't matter. It's not true.
Joe Kent, who defeated one of the Ten Traitors in the primary in Southwest Washington, has made defunding Ukraine an explicit part of his platform. His left-wing Democratic opponent is denouncing him for it. We'll see how that works out. Posted by: Soon To Be Laid Off Tech Worker! at September 29, 2022 04:18 PM (I2/tG) 111
>>Yellen is gone.
We thank Janet for her service. She wants to spend more time with her cat Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 04:18 PM (L6gKs) 112
The Final Battle. I'm ready for it. Well I don't know that I'm really ready for it, but I'm sick to death of this shit just going on and on and on. So bring it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2022 04:18 PM (trdmm) 113
@74
>>Please inform us you're not a Montblanc man. Montblanc's are overpriced and really don't write any better than say a Pilot Metropolitan. I'm a Noodlers Ahab Flex Nib Fan. It makes Spencarian Script a breeze and pleasure. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 04:18 PM (up/3i) 114
Cheese puns?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 04:17 PM (yHsuS) The Swiss are good at these Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:18 PM (M+Lyo) 115
No, but it's very likely that the replacement will be worse. Yellen is a political hack and her policies are bad, but at least she's not a retard and she has actual subject matter expertise. When they replace her, we're going to get someone like the Atomic Tranny Dog Boy at Treasury.
I'm looking forward to the senate hearing where the candidate cannot define what "dollar" means. Posted by: Methos at September 29, 2022 04:18 PM (kOpft) 116
The the DJIA dropped a thousand points in 7 days.
Posted by: mrp at September 29, 2022 04:18 PM (6eRlp) 117
Meanwhile, Biden has now wiped out nine trillion dollars in American wealth, because his economy is so strong. Call it "the Putin Boost" or whatever.
C'mon, man! You Morons were complaining earlier about inflation, and how reckless government spending was flooding the economy with too many dollars. Now, I remove a bunch of dollars, and you're complaining. You guys aren't interested in solutions, just complaining! Posted by: President Biden at September 29, 2022 04:19 PM (JCZqz) 118
Cheese puns?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 04:17 PM (yHsuS) You've created a Muenster Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:19 PM (M+Lyo) 119
>>>Can electricity puns jump the gap between threads?
>Let's stick with the current topic until 100 posts and not be a jackass. Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2022 04:19 PM (z+OQR) 120
110 Joe Kent, who defeated one of the Ten Traitors in the primary in Southwest Washington, has made defunding Ukraine an explicit part of his platform.
His left-wing Democratic opponent is denouncing him for it. We'll see how that works out. Posted by: Soon To Be Laid Off Tech Worker! at September 29, 2022 04:18 PM (I2/tG) ========= When the omnibus CR passes in February of 2023 and it includes Ukraine funding, his pledge won't matter. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:19 PM (LvTSG) 121
Krugman will be the next treasury sec.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 04:19 PM (R8uWY) 122
I guess we are getting what Democrats voted for, good and hard.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2022 04:19 PM (0Na1/) 123
CAT is putting on airs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:12 PM To be fair, 'e's not the only one around here who sips his Valu-Rite out of his red Dixie container with his pinky extended. It's becoming quite the rage. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2022 04:19 PM (a3Q+t) 124
Can electricity puns jump the gap between threads?
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 04:08 PM (g1EEm) ---- Watts you're asking will be induced only if you amp up your prose. Posted by: Ciampino - at peak voltage at September 29, 2022 04:13 PM (qfLjt) That's no way to conduct yourselves. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 04:15 PM (yHsuS) ........ I fuse to get involved in this. Posted by: wth at September 29, 2022 04:19 PM (v0R5T) 125
Cheese puns?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 04:17 PM (yHsuS) You've created a Muenster Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:19 PM (M+Lyo) The wheels are turning now Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:19 PM (M+Lyo) 126
16 Biden administration kicks off student loan debt forgiveness process.
“You'll have until Dec. 31, 2023, to submit your application for student loan debt relief,” says the Education Department. Over a stinking year to apply?! Even worse. Posted by: Lola at September 29, 2022 04:19 PM (NIYa7) 127
>>>>No $*** really economists? Wow thank you for your sage prognostication. Say, Professor F***face, what do you advise re: my shoving your pointy head into the boys room toilet?
Weird how you guys are constantly predicting that the economy will grow under Democrat presidents and then when we lose NINE F***ING TRILLION F***ING DOLLARS your new prediction is, "We expect this might put a crimp in your spending plans. Whoopsie. M'bad." But you're still predicting positive growth, right? Like 0.1%? Anything positive so you can continue to pretend the president you rigged the election for hasn't driven us into a recession, right? Posted by Ace //// En fuego, Señor Chuy. Love the pointy head in the toilet bowl part. Oh, what am I saying? It all captures perfectly how I feel about this yo-yos. Posted by: Prime Sister at September 29, 2022 04:20 PM (tQL7r) 128
> It's not a recession until Karine says it is.
I don't understand the question. As I said, the economy is very important and we are ecstatic about how people are exchanging goods and services for money. Next question please. Posted by: KJP at September 29, 2022 04:20 PM (eyxn4) Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 04:20 PM (L6gKs) 130
Don't worry, it will get worse
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2022 04:15 PM We were down to dried beans and one laying hen. My uncle said "Cheer up, things could be worse." So I cheered up. Sure enough, things got worse. Posted by: Beto Ochoa at September 29, 2022 04:20 PM (dzZCL) 131
Janet Yellen was pathetic.
She's one of those that say shit like "we were surprised about the economy." WTF weren't any of us surprised? There's no such thing as an expert and that stupid bitch got paid a lot to know nothing. Posted by: Seems Legit at September 29, 2022 04:20 PM (Lv84X) 132
Lower Energy Costs, and everything gets better.
Posted by: rd at September 29, 2022 04: We can't drill our way out of this. Some black guy circa 2008 Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 29, 2022 04:20 PM (NW9xb) 133
KJP is going to move over from the WhiteHouse spokesfool job and start running the Fed with the same level of intelligence and attention to detail that she is showing us daily.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2022 04:20 PM (trdmm) 134
What Janet Yellen really meant that Inflation would transition from temporary and inconvenient, to permanent and 'it's good for you!'
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 04:09 PM (L6gKs) What she actually meant was that the responsibility of oversight of the money would be taken away from the FED banks with the creation of the Treasury's new currency the Austral. Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2022 04:21 PM (xhaym) 135
1000 points here and 1000 points there.... It is just number paper dude ....... Just ask Corn Pop, Man....
But, let my tell you the time I told Sherman what to do to end the Civil War....... Posted by: Joe Biden at September 29, 2022 04:21 PM (p3lya) 136
75 She just got named the United States' first "Diplomat for Plants and Animals":
https://tinyurl.com/AYMFKMRN I wonder what her salary will be. Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2022 04:12 PM (Wql2T) 1) Your tinyurl is epic. 2) The only choice for "Diplomat for Plants and Animals" is Biden himself, as he's an over-qualified vegetable. Posted by: Kreiger at September 29, 2022 04:21 PM (wtvvX) 137
Douchebags who believe a 4.5 billion year old fucking planet is going to bend to it's climate wishes have no frigging problem thinking they can magically snap their fingers and the economy will bend to their wishes. They are all biden, constantly in blowhard mode, constantly tooting their own horn, constantly think they are the smartest person in the room, and constantly..fucking..wrong.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 29, 2022 04:21 PM (VwHCD) 138
And we still have the traditional bear month of October coming up. The whole damn 31 days of it.
Posted by: mrp at September 29, 2022 04:21 PM (6eRlp) 139
Confusedus say man who combine streams make cheesy short pun.
Posted by: Confusedus at September 29, 2022 04:21 PM (sn5EN) 140
Gas prices also dropped because they're cyclical. They always go down after 4th of July. But a million barrels a day has to make an impact. It certainly made an impact on the SPR...
Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 29, 2022 04:21 PM (XlEmZ) 141
> It's not a recession until Karine says it is.
That was soooo last quarter...she's not going to rehash the past. Posted by: Boswell at September 29, 2022 04:22 PM (+Cgut) 142
President Klain was unavailable for comment.
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 29, 2022 04:22 PM (Rbu5d) 143
I have a "name brand cereal" kid - he now knows we only buy the cereal on sale...and yes, we get stuck buying 4-5 boxes at a time b/c that's what the sale always demands...of course, the boxes are so small, we can still eat that in a week...
Posted by: Nova local at September 29, 2022 *** I'm trying to make sure I buy food formulated for kittens to enhance their growth and health, at least until these two furry thugs are a year old or so. At present it's Blue Buffalo: $9 at Target for 6 cans. I can eke their feed out with dry kitten food and a touch of Friskies or Sheba or Fancy Feast. Not much goes on sale for kittens, though. (I tell Miss Linda that the day they turn 1 year old, it's Dollar Tree food for them, just like for me. Not true; I just want to see her shocked face.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 04:22 PM (J2vNu) 144
Can electricity puns jump the gap between threads?
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 04:08 PM (g1EEm) what happens next will shock you... Posted by: SturmToddler at September 29, 2022 04:22 PM (WhsXQ) 145
Meanwhile, the White House is in, get this, disarray, and has a "major shake-up" for its economic team "top of mind."
Nothing will change for the better. Again, Silents and Boomers, go back and read how the US Government, under FDR - who was and still is universally loved in the Acela Corridor - behaved during the Great Depression. This bunch is just ahead of the soup lines. But soup lines will be coming. And generations will clap at how soup was provided. Just like back in the day. Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 04:22 PM (gAzHd) 146
Janet Yellen, on a stripper pole showing everyone how she can squeeze a dollar bill so tight between her asscheeks, it makes George Washington cry.
You're welcome. Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2022 04:22 PM (tDEa7) 147
off foul sock...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 29, 2022 04:22 PM (wtvvX) 148
I don't know what everyone is so worked up about, the S&P is only down 2% today. At that rate we can make it all the way past election day before we hit zero. Plenty of time for Mitch McConnell, Mitt Romney and the rest of the crew to save us.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2022 04:22 PM (0Na1/) 149
A year from now, $9 trillion *might* buy a cup of coffee...
Reminds me of Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash, which had hyperinflation so bad people won't even stoop to pick up handfuls of billion-dollar bills out of the sewer drains... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2022 04:22 PM (YIVH2) 150
You've created a Muenster
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:19 PM (M+Lyo) The wheels are turning now Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:19 PM Gouda one. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 29, 2022 04:22 PM (dRuuV) 151
Willowed & Resurected:
196 I, too, am a little reluctant. Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 03:27 PM (g1EEm) Shocking! Posted by: Boswell at September 29, 2022 03:28 PM (+Cgut) Resistance is futile. Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 29, 2022 04:22 PM (MkuC5) 152
Confusedus say man who combine streams make cheesy short pun.
Posted by: Confusedus at September 29, 2022 04:21 PM (sn5EN) He curd have not mentioned it ! Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:22 PM (M+Lyo) 153
141 > It's not a recession until Karine says it is.
That was soooo last quarter...she's not going to rehash the past. Posted by: Boswell at September 29, 2022 04:22 PM (+Cgut) ========= "The worst is behind us, and we are seeing evidence of explosive growth in the weeks leading up to the election. You fuckers better paint a rosy picture or we're not going to invite you to the next big get together. We've got Coolio showing up." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG) 154
Cheese puns?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur You've created a Muenster Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway Read the polls, Jack. Posted by: Slow Joe at September 29, 2022 04:23 PM (v0R5T) 155
I'm a Noodlers Ahab Flex Nib Fan.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 04:18 PM Are you also a Noodler's ink fan? My favorite ink is Omas' Roma 2000. I have two bottles left. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2022 04:23 PM (a3Q+t) 156
150 You've created a Muenster
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:19 PM (M+Lyo) The wheels are turning now Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:19 PM Gouda one. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 29, 2022 04:22 PM (dRuuV) Too cheesy. Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 29, 2022 04:23 PM (MkuC5) 157
144 Can electricity puns jump the gap between threads?
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 04:08 PM (g1EEm) what happens next will shock you... Posted by: SturmToddler at September 29, 2022 04:22 PM (WhsXQ) OHM MY GOD!!! Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 29, 2022 04:23 PM (wtvvX) 158
You're welcome. Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2022 04:22 PM (tDEa7) What did we ever do to you? Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 29, 2022 04:23 PM (NgqoH) 159
146 Janet Yellen, on a stripper pole showing everyone how she can squeeze a dollar bill so tight between her asscheeks, it makes George Washington cry.
You're welcome. Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2022 04:22 PM (tDEa7) ------ Whose turn is it to kick Marcus T's ass? Posted by: Seems Legit at September 29, 2022 04:23 PM (Lv84X) 160
> Douchebags who believe a 4.5 billion year old fucking planet is going to bend to it's climate wishes
I think very, very few pushing this bullspit actually believe it. Posted by: Fool Otto at September 29, 2022 04:23 PM (DB16e) 161
Seems gas here is heading back up
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2022 04:23 PM (xhxe8) 162
This bunch is just ahead of the soup lines. But soup lines will be coming. And generations will clap at how soup was provided. Just like back in the day.
Posted by: Telecaster Except there will be no soup. It will be sent overseas if there is any. And we will be told it's for the good of Mother Earth. Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at September 29, 2022 04:23 PM (OUMaO) 163
> Meanwhile, the White House is in, get this, disarray, and has a "major shake-up" for its economic team "top of mind."
So we're done letting the Fed do its work and crowing about how diverse Biden's team is over there? Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 04:24 PM (eyxn4) 164
Has Leon Panettta been treasury Sec yet? Maybe he can take a crack at it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 04:24 PM (R8uWY) 165
Too cheesy.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 29, 2022 04:23 PM (MkuC5) No whey! Posted by: mrp at September 29, 2022 04:24 PM (6eRlp) 166
There's one thing left to do, and that's Go see the man who began it, Janet When we met in his science exam-it, Janet Made me give you the eye and then panic Janet There's one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 29, 2022 04:24 PM (pNxlR) 167
Cheese puns?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 *** No whey! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 04:24 PM (J2vNu) 168
Ask me how to make $47.50/hr with this one amazing cheese trick.
Posted by: Janet at September 29, 2022 04:24 PM (yikp0) 169
Among the people who the report is pointing to as likely to get the boot are Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen and Brian Deese, the director of the National Economic Council.
Axios, huh? *spits* Janets don't have a good track record in positions of power, and Brian's middle name should be Bofa. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 29, 2022 04:24 PM (JOtiF) 170
Some people say that I am this guy John Gill or something....
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 29, 2022 04:24 PM (p3lya) 171
En fuego, Señor Chuy. Love the pointy head in the toilet bowl part. Oh, what am I saying? It all captures perfectly how I feel about this yo-yos.
Posted by: Prime Sister at September 29, 2022 04:20 PM (tQL7r) This. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 04:24 PM (yHsuS) 172
1 Gotta be first so maybe my question will get answered:
Nurse Rached- mind sharing which gas station on Maui has the best spam musubi? I'd love to try that. Posted by: Formerly Virginian It was just past the aquarium IIRC. Right on the freeway. Posted by: nurse ratched at September 29, 2022 04:24 PM (4wq+Z) 173
>>Janet Yellen, on a stripper pole showing everyone how she can squeeze a dollar bill so tight between her asscheeks, it makes George Washington cry.
That would make a lot more folks cry than George, I don't mind telling you. Posted by: Boswell at September 29, 2022 04:24 PM (+Cgut) Posted by: The Paolo at September 29, 2022 04:25 PM (DY2gD) 175
81 million votes.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 29, 2022 04:25 PM (ZLI7S) 176
And we still have the traditional bear month of October coming up. The whole damn 31 days of it.
Posted by: mrp at September 29, 2022 04:21 PM So soon after Pride Month? Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2022 04:25 PM (a3Q+t) 177
The only choice for "Diplomat for Plants and Animals" is Biden himself, as he's an over-qualified vegetable.
Posted by: Kreiger at September 29, 2022 04:21 PM (wtvvX) ================== Exactly. His fluency in talking to trees and garden shrubs makes him an ideal choice. Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2022 04:25 PM (0Na1/) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 04:25 PM (J2vNu) 179
"Whose turn is it to kick Marcus T's ass?
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 29, 2022 04:23 PM (Lv84X)" There's a long line. You maybe want to take a number and come back later. I love you guys. That's why I'm such a giver. Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2022 04:25 PM (tDEa7) 180
Resistance is futile.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 29, 2022 04:22 PM (MkuC5) We Havarti heard this one. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 04:25 PM (yHsuS) 181
He's set 'record after record after record.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2022 04:25 PM (dNqv+) 182
"... the economy meets the technical criteria for a recession ..."
Quote Futurama: "Technically correct is the best kind of correct!" Posted by: Another Anon at September 29, 2022 04:25 PM (sy/OZ) 183
I'm a Noodlers Ahab Flex Nib Fan.
It makes Spencarian Script a breeze and pleasure. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 04:18 PM (up/3i) I have a jar full of Esterbrook nibs I bought from a flea market. They are an interesting variety of nibs. Writing with a dip pen taught me why the principals of penmanship are the principals of penmanship Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2022 04:25 PM (xhaym) 184
I'm pretty sure collapsing the economy is necessary to shift to digital currency.
Remember, they said the system is already in place and up and running. They just need to let a 9/11 type event happen and then they can switch us over. China style social credit score here we come. Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at September 29, 2022 04:25 PM (o3S1s) 185
"Listen to us, trust us, obey us! We're smart!" -- the people who get everything wrong literally all the time.
++++ Technocracy in a nutshell, right there. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 04:26 PM (t0OGg) Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 04:26 PM (eyxn4) 187
Has Leon Panettta been treasury Sec yet? Maybe he can take a crack at it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 *** A guy named after a kind of bread? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 04:26 PM (J2vNu) 188
185 "Listen to us, trust us, obey us! We're smart!" -- the people who get everything wrong literally all the time.
++++ Technocracy in a nutshell, right there. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 04:26 PM (t0OGg) ========== They have the right credentials, though. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:26 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2022 04:26 PM (gmo/4) 190
Except there will be no soup. It will be sent overseas if there is any. And we will be told it's for the good of Mother Earth.
It gets better. Those who refuse to submit their stuff, of which soup is made ? We'll get called Vigilantes or Kulaks or some such. And that's fine. But listening to those that spew about how its the reasonable, rational move to give up all your stuff that makes soup ... because it's just easier ... are the people that really get on my nerves. Most of those people are Republicans. Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 04:26 PM (gAzHd) 191
...prudently planning for potential post-midterm...
Perhapth I can be of thome athithtanth in thith thudden crithith! Posted by: Biggus Dickus at September 29, 2022 04:26 PM (E2mVN) 192
These cheese puns are aging well
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:26 PM (M+Lyo) 193
@155
>>Are you also a Noodler's ink fan? Oh yes, I have a quite a few which I mix to make various colors, my favorite is Heart of Darkness, Park Red, Fisher Blue and Massachusetts 54th. I make a nice sepia and oxblood ink for sketching. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 04:27 PM (up/3i) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 29, 2022 04:27 PM (pNxlR) 195
138 Why not have a Bear month? We have Hispanic month, Black month, Queer Month, why not bears? Support your right to keep and arm bears.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 29, 2022 04:27 PM (lz5hY) 196
Biden Proclaims US Will Never Recognize Russian Claims on Ukraine Regions..... So what changes ????
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 04:27 PM (p3lya) 197
Cheese puns?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur ........ I'm not gouda this. Posted by: wth at September 29, 2022 04:27 PM (v0R5T) 198
>192 These cheese puns are aging well
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:26 PM (M+Lyo) But they're not very gouda. Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 29, 2022 04:27 PM (NgqoH) 199
Is a well-endowed female commenter here who loves cheese puns a racklette?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2022 04:28 PM (a3Q+t) 200
We Havarti heard this one.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 04:25 PM (yHsuS) ahaha Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:28 PM (M+Lyo) Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 04:28 PM (eyxn4) 202
All of this bullshit, all of it, is being directed by people who weren't voted into office. That includes Biden.
This is all horrifying watching America become a shithole in real time and not being able to do much about it. Posted by: Seems Legit at September 29, 2022 04:28 PM (Lv84X) 203
Hey now! Where you people gettin' the idea that YOU can decide stuff?!!!!
Posted by: The White House Board of Decidin' Stuff at September 29, 2022 04:28 PM (krQz2) Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 29, 2022 04:28 PM (gpmLW) Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 04:28 PM (yikp0) 206
Think Drooling' Joe's gonna have a big 80th birthday party in a couple of months?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 29, 2022 04:28 PM (I2/tG) Posted by: The White House Board of Decidin' Stuff at September 29, 2022 04:28 PM (krQz2) 208
"I've got my head down, and I'm certainly fully, fully absorbed in the work we're doing," Deese added.
The work of destroying the US economy, you mean? Putz. Hows about you guys take away Joey's pen and phone, so he doesn't send more of the money we don't have to the Ukes? His EO's are awful, like this one: EO 14067. https://tinyurl.com/343zfwuw Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 29, 2022 04:28 PM (Rbu5d) 209
Seems gas here is heading back up
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2022 *** Guess I need to go back on my "every 5 days" fill-up routine, instead of every 7-10 days. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 04:28 PM (J2vNu) 210
A statement from Anita Dunn is intriguing...
Is there no level of stench that can keep these commies out of power? Remember, Mao ZeDong is one of her two favorite 'philosophers'. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 29, 2022 04:28 PM (JOtiF) 211
Economy is getting so tough I was thinking about selling my sperm. But I think the market has contracted there too. So far, I've confirmed neither Denny's nor Pep Boys are buying, and they seem mad about it too.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 29, 2022 04:28 PM (ppBhU) 212
'Not unexpected, planned it was.'
- yoda Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2022 04:28 PM (gktX6) 213
Haven't read the comments but - if they economy is so good - why are the booting anyone? Wouldn't you want the masterminds behind this awesome economy to stick around?
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at September 29, 2022 04:28 PM (W6yZH) 214
And Coolio... where's Coolio... stand up Coolio, guess he's not here.
Posted by: Slow Joe at September 29, 2022 04:29 PM (v0R5T) 215
I'll muenster the courage to confront this crisis.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2022 04:29 PM (dNqv+) 216
These cheese puns are aging well
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:26 PM (M+Lyo) But they're not very gouda. Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 29, 2022 04:27 PM (NgqoH) You don't know Jack, pal. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 04:29 PM (yHsuS) 217
81 >>Can electricity puns jump the gap between threads?
Let's hope because otherwise I'm going to continue to talk about my extensive pen and pencil collection. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 04:10 PM (up/3i) This is a lightning rod for criticism Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:15 PM (M+Lyo) ---- He said in a thunderous voice, while impeding the traffic flow. Posted by: Ciampino - thinks Hare Krishnas say OHM at September 29, 2022 04:29 PM (qfLjt) 218
Que?
Posted by: The Paolo at September 29, 2022 04:25 PM (DY2gD) Sorry. Not even the Mighty Paolo can answer our prayers. Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 29, 2022 04:29 PM (NW9xb) 219
And even if the GOP mouthpieces open up on the old man in the White House, the headlines will scream the words "seize" and "pounce".
Posted by: mrp at September 29, 2022 04:29 PM (6eRlp) 220
Pffft. At least we have cool Nice tweets.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 29, 2022 04:29 PM (OalnH) Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:29 PM (M+Lyo) 222
A guy named after a kind of bread?
-------------------- Great. Now onto wry humour. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 *** Sure, for all of us crusty old guys Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 04:29 PM (J2vNu) 223
I'm not gouda this.
Posted by: wth at September 29, 2022 04:27 PM (v0R5T) Cheese whizz, no one's perfect. Posted by: Boswell at September 29, 2022 04:29 PM (+Cgut) 224
The thing that is going to screw us the hardest is that the Fed can't ease up on the rate increases because the fvckwits in the White House have pumped so much cash into the economy that there is no way we can control inflation gently, even after the rate increases make the recession worse.
Fucking geniuses. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2022 04:29 PM (XIJ/X) 225
Where's Coolio?
Posted by: Joe Biteum at September 29, 2022 04:29 PM (sn5EN) Posted by: runner at September 29, 2022 04:29 PM (T+IcW) 227
Think Drooling' Joe's gonna have a big 80th birthday party in a couple of months?
And they said I was decrepit! Posted by: Zombie Leonid Brezhnev, Dead At 75! at September 29, 2022 04:29 PM (I2/tG) 228
This is not the hill to die on. I am nacho slave.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2022 04:30 PM (z+OQR) 229
Well, I hope it meets all the gender and racial criteria!
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2022 04:30 PM (T+IcW) 230
Where's Coolio?
Posted by: Joe Biteum at September 29, 2022 04:29 PM (sn5EN) The best kind of rapper - dead. Posted by: Boswell at September 29, 2022 04:30 PM (+Cgut) 231
Montblanc's are overpriced and really don't write any better than say a Pilot Metropolitan.
I'm a Noodlers Ahab Flex Nib Fan. It makes Spencarian Script a breeze and pleasure. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 04:18 PM Geez, and here's me with a boring old Cross and a Schaeffer. Still haven't tried the Noodlers ink, though. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2022 04:30 PM (Wnv9h) Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 04:31 PM (L6gKs) Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:31 PM (M+Lyo) 234
And the Hurricane, DeathSantis, and MAGA fascists will be at fault!
Posted by: Cheri at September 29, 2022 04:31 PM (oiNtH) 235
These cheese puns are aging well
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 *** We're making a good casein to continue with 'em Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 04:31 PM (J2vNu) 236
"Mark Zandi, chief economist of Moody�s Analytics, said the losses could reduce real GDP growth by nearly 0.2 percentage points over the coming year."
If Mark Zandi, who is one of the biggest pro-Biden hacks that work in the financial sector, is saying this, then you can safely double that loss factor. Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2022 04:31 PM (9miN6) 237
Biden: Today with the retirement of Janet Yellen I am nominating Andrew W. Mellon from my home state of Pennsylvania for Secretary of Treasury
Peter Doocey: Excuse me Sir, He died over a 100 years ago... Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre: What the President meant say is Watermelons are a great snack .... No more questions please. Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 04:31 PM (p3lya) 238
I thought it was because economic activity was slowing through the summer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:11 PM (LvTSG) Little from column A, etc. But holy shit, it's kind of alarming how fast the SPR levels are dropping. If there is a cessation of oil from the Middle East, you're going to see global crisis even if America annexes Canada. Posted by: trev006 at September 29, 2022 04:32 PM (yZNTO) 239
many of these cheese puns seem over processed
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:32 PM (M+Lyo) 240
"Where's Coolio?
Posted by: Joe Biteum The best kind of rapper - dead. Posted by: Boswell " Well. I guess I can count on his vote then. Posted by: Joe Biteum at September 29, 2022 04:32 PM (sn5EN) 241
Watch what I do!
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 29, 2022 04:32 PM (0Na1/) Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 04:32 PM (yikp0) 243
Que?
Posted by: The Paolo at September 29, 2022 * Queso ? Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 *** Queso, we'll continue with the topic Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 04:32 PM (J2vNu) 244
Panera Breads is anti 2A. Lawyer friend of mine and I went into one up in PA, and they had the no CCW sign. Tough shit, what they don't know won't hurt them.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 29, 2022 04:32 PM (lz5hY) 245
It's not a recession until Karine says it is. Matters have to rise to her top of mind first "But she has no mind!" you protest. Then matters will never get there, will they? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 29, 2022 04:32 PM (pNxlR) 246
Where exactly is that Embassy?
Posted by: garrett That embassy is the entire Erf! It's a GoreBull Warmening(tm) position, apparently. Oops, I mean "Climate Change". Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2022 04:32 PM (Wql2T) 247
222 A guy named after a kind of bread?
-------------------- Great. Now onto wry humour. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 *** Sure, for all of us crusty old guys Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 04:29 PM (J2vNu) ---- How much dough is he making in that job? Posted by: Ciampino is sour at September 29, 2022 04:32 PM (qfLjt) 248
But holy shit, it's kind of alarming how fast the SPR levels are dropping. If there is a cessation of oil from the Middle East, you're going to see global crisis even if America annexes Canada.
Posted by: trev006 at September 29, 2022 04:32 PM (yZNTO) They are going to stop next month, when it's empty Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:33 PM (M+Lyo) 249
All these government cases against Leftist are whitewash, they don't want to open their can of worms so it's just slaps on the wrist or hope it all falls apart on purpose.
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2022 04:33 PM (xhxe8) 250
MTG has some great snark about the Tranny Army Traitor.
"The epitome of switching teams." https://bit.ly/3RoAHFq Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 04:33 PM (eyxn4) 251
Janet Yellan got back ......
Posted by: Sir Mix Alot at September 29, 2022 04:33 PM (p3lya) 252
176 And we still have the traditional bear month of October coming up. The whole damn 31 days of it.
Posted by: mrp at September 29, 2022 04:21 PM So soon after Pride Month? Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2022 04:25 PM (a3Q+t) ------------------------- You think Pride Month has ended? Hater. Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2022 04:33 PM (uPgE/) 253
221 Boss: you didn't get much work done today.
sorry I was putting cheese puns on AOSHQ Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:29 PM (M+Lyo) Pray for favor with your boss. You know you have a friend in chesses. Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2022 04:33 PM (9miN6) 254
many of these cheese puns seem over processed
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:32 PM Sir, that's un-American! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2022 04:33 PM (Wnv9h) 255
"Janet Yellen looks like she brings her own cloth sacks to the grocery store and thet are filled with cat hair.
I cannot watch that woman at all..... She takes 50 years to say something and it is usually just babbling. And she has PHD in Economics??? Christ, I want to the School of Reality and can make better economic decisions then her !" you're laboring under the misconception that she is trying to fix the economy instead of putting the fix in. Posted by: Shaftoe at September 29, 2022 04:33 PM (gS/r9) 256
But holy shit, it's kind of alarming how fast the SPR levels are dropping. If there is a cessation of oil from the Middle East, you're going to see global crisis even if America annexes Canada.
Posted by: trev006 at September 29, 2022 04:32 PM (yZNTO) The reserve isn't to run the country, or to run China for that matter, who we sold a lot to. Its to run the army/navy if we get into a war. Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 04:33 PM (eoQWY) 257
We brought up Brie Larson's Camembert yet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2022 04:33 PM (dNqv+) 258
They are going to stop next month, when it's empty
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:33 PM (M+Lyo) It could last until Christmas. Posted by: trev006 at September 29, 2022 04:34 PM (yZNTO) 259
Douchebags who believe a 4.5 billion year old f***ing planet is going to bend to it's climate wishes have no frigging problem thinking they can magically snap their fingers and the economy will bend to their wishes. They are all biden, constantly in blowhard mode, constantly tooting their own horn, constantly think they are the smartest person in the room, and constantly..f***ing..wrong.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division //// This ^^^^ Well said, young man Posted by: Prime Sister at September 29, 2022 04:34 PM (tQL7r) 260
LOL!
I shook my head over Yellin, who has more understanding of market forces than she seemed to be showing, prostituting herself for the Biden administration, and now they are going to cast her aside like a hooer Hunter was done with. Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 04:34 PM (krQz2) 261
Janet Yellen is a Hellen Thomas 5.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2022 04:34 PM (dNqv+) 262
The reserve isn't to run the country, or to run China for that matter, who we sold a lot to. Its to run the army/navy if we get into a war.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 04:33 PM (eoQWY) ++++ Whatever. Eating your seed grain is TIGHT. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 04:34 PM (t0OGg) 263
It's sexist to fire a woman! At least until you've smelled her hair and showered with her youngest daughter.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at September 29, 2022 04:34 PM (DePyg) 264
145 Meanwhile, the White House is in, get this, disarray, and has a "major shake-up" for its economic team "top of mind."
Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 04:22 PM Put Bernie in charge, when things continue their downward trajectory (or accelerate), blame Bernie and the far left, shutting down primary challenges from the left. The DNCe won't challenge Biden, so he gets to face an R. GOPe, and the establishment wins either way. Trump? Well, we've seen that once before. Posted by: Economic Assessment at September 29, 2022 04:35 PM (JCZqz) 265
>>she has PHD in Economics???
Affirmative Action has destroyed the entire concept of credentialism. Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 04:35 PM (L6gKs) 266
The reserve isn't to run the country, or to run China for that matter, who we sold a lot to. Its to run the army/navy if we get into a war.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 04:33 PM (eoQWY) I know. Critical infrastructure to keep the rest of America broadly intact. Draining the SPR is what you'd do to ensure maximum weakness in America before a real global crisis. Posted by: trev006 at September 29, 2022 04:35 PM (yZNTO) 267
You people get too big of a charge out of cheese puns.
Posted by: Joe Biteum at September 29, 2022 04:35 PM (sn5EN) Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2022 04:35 PM (9miN6) 269
I cannot watch that woman at all..... She takes 50 years to say something and it is usually just babbling. And she has PHD in Economics??? Christ, I want to the School of Reality and can make better economic decisions then her !"
you're laboring under the misconception that she is trying to fix the economy instead of putting the fix in. Posted by: Shaftoe at September 29, 2022 04:33 PM (gS/r9) And yet she was the only one thinking oil/gas embargos might be a problem but they did it any way. Her price cap on Russian oil was an idiotic non starter. Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 04:35 PM (eoQWY) Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 29, 2022 04:35 PM (gpmLW) 271
We brought up Brie Larson's Camembert yet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2022 04:33 PM (dNqv+) It's soft and melted Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:35 PM (M+Lyo) 272
Boss: you didn't get much work done today.
sorry I was putting cheese puns on AOSHQ Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:29 PM (M+Lyo) If it was a cottage industry, you could be making some cheddar. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 04:35 PM (yHsuS) 273
The reserve isn't to run the country, or to run China for that matter, who we sold a lot to. Its to run the army/navy if we get into a war.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 04:33 PM (eoQWY) Now it's a donation to democrat election campaigns. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2022 04:35 PM (Y5qcH) 274
The Detroit Lions have a fine tradition of maintaining the longest "rebuilding program" in the history of the NFL.
Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 04:36 PM (krQz2) 275
she has PHD in Economics???
Affirmative Action has destroyed the entire concept of credentialism. Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 04:35 PM (L6gKs) the more degrees these days the less you know. Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 04:36 PM (eoQWY) 276
Whatever. Eating your seed grain is TIGHT.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 04:34 PM (t0OGg) Poor analogy. We are definitely the grasshopper and not the ant. Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2022 04:36 PM (dNqv+) 277
Should I stay or should asiago
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:36 PM (M+Lyo) 278
Anybody can get a PhD in Econ.
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2022 04:36 PM (T+IcW) 279
Panera Breads is anti 2A. Lawyer friend of mine and I went into one up in PA, and they had the no CCW sign. Tough shit, what they don't know won't hurt them.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 29, 2022 *** I used to have coffee at least, and sometimes more, every couple of weeks at one of the local Paneras. Then they started with the face diaper routine. Bad enough, but when I went back after they tossed that rule, the clerk was not only dumb but rude. I complained to the manager (yeah, I'm a Karen sometimes) and haven't been back. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 04:36 PM (J2vNu) 280
193 @155
>>Are you also a Noodler's ink fan? Oh yes, I have a quite a few which I mix to make various colors, my favorite is Heart of Darkness, Park Red, Fisher Blue and Massachusetts 54th. I make a nice sepia and oxblood ink for sketching. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 04:27 PM (up/3i) ----------------------------------- My wife has recently taken up sketching. I'll have to ask her if she's heard of Noodler's ink. Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2022 04:36 PM (uPgE/) 281
Janet Yellen reminds me of Lionel Barrymore for some reason. Maybe it's the legs.
Posted by: Joe Biteum at September 29, 2022 04:36 PM (sn5EN) 282
STOCKHOLM—A fourth leak on the Nord Stream pipelines has been reported off southern Sweden, the Swedish coast guard said Thursday.
Where all the Environmentalists and Greenies.... Is this not a Environmental Disaster of high proportion ??? Posted by: Sir Mix Alot at September 29, 2022 04:36 PM (p3lya) 283
Because I don't say it often enough, you guys are grate.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 04:36 PM (yikp0) 284
she has PHD in Economics???
Affirmative Action has destroyed the entire concept of credentialism. Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 04:35 PM (L6gKs) ------- 100%. Oh, you go to Harvard? I didn't know you were black or Hispanic with a 6th grade reading and comprehension level. Posted by: Seems Legit at September 29, 2022 04:37 PM (Lv84X) 285
271 We brought up Brie Larson's Camembert yet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2022 04:33 PM (dNqv+) It's soft and melted Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:35 PM (M+Lyo) It's, aaah, it's a bit runny. Posted by: Mr. Wensleydale at September 29, 2022 04:37 PM (906pl) 286
We need hydrogen-powered tanks. And lots of them.
Posted by: mrp at September 29, 2022 04:37 PM (6eRlp) 287
1) Your tinyurl is epic.
2) The only choice for "Diplomat for Plants and Animals" is Biden himself, as he's an over-qualified vegetable. Posted by: Kreiger I am the self-professed King of Tiny Url names. Indeed, JoeTato is the only really qualified candidate, but he already has a job stress-testing adult diapers. Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2022 04:37 PM (Wql2T) 288
235 These cheese puns are aging well
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 *** We're making a good casein to continue with 'em Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 04:31 PM (J2vNu) ---- So have you read Emile Zola's "Gorgon" ? Very spicy even if it's a green story. Posted by: Ciampino thinks that's too cheesy at September 29, 2022 04:37 PM (qfLjt) 289
I camembert what we were talking about.
Posted by: wth at September 29, 2022 04:37 PM (v0R5T) 290
LOL!
I shook my head over Yellin, who has more understanding of market forces than she seemed to be showing, prostituting herself for the Biden administration, and now they are going to cast her aside like a hooer Hunter was done with. Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 04:34 PM (krQz2) Well you don't take the prostitute back home to meet mom and dad. Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 04:37 PM (eoQWY) 291
Way too many trying to be cutsie with the puns. I'm out.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 29, 2022 04:37 PM (BdMk6) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 29, 2022 04:37 PM (bC9HI) 293
Well. I guess I can count on his vote then.
Posted by: Joe Biteum at September 29, 2022 04:32 PM (sn5EN) Absolutely - all 100 of them Posted by: Boswell at September 29, 2022 04:38 PM (+Cgut) 294
Biden Proclaims US Will Never Recognize Russian Claims on Ukraine Regions... "... and I'm damn good at not recognizing things, pal!" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 29, 2022 04:38 PM (pNxlR) 295
Poor analogy.
We are definitely the grasshopper and not the ant. Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2022 04:36 PM (dNqv+) ++++ We used to be the ant. Now we're the grasshopper. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2022 04:38 PM (t0OGg) 296
MTG has some great snark about the Tranny Army Traitor.
"The epitome of switching teams." https://bit.ly/3RoAHFq Posted by: bonhomme That was excellent. Of course our betters are trying to hammer on about her pending divorce. Oh my! Posted by: Cheri at September 29, 2022 04:38 PM (oiNtH) 297
224 The thing that is going to screw us the hardest is that the Fed can't ease up on the rate increases because the fvckwits in the White House have pumped so much cash into the economy that there is no way we can control inflation gently, even after the rate increases make the recession worse.
Fucking geniuses. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2022 04:29 PM (XIJ/X) Exactly, CBD. You've got a Fed that needs to get lower GDP and higher unemployment to kill inflation, and a Biden White House that is rooting for exactly the opposite, and injecting more money into the economy to get it. Insane. The financial markets have no problem criticizing the schizoid nature of the Bank of England's response vis a vis Truss' policy, but not a peep about the USA. We're just as bad. Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2022 04:38 PM (9miN6) 298
Because I don't say it often enough, you guys are grate.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 04:36 PM (yikp0) --- Oooh, cheesy. Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 04:38 PM (krQz2) 299
Trying to think of a pun with charcuterie.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2022 04:39 PM (Y5qcH) 300
Where all the Environmentalists and Greenies.... Is this not a Environmental Disaster of high proportion ???
Posted by: Sir Mix Alot at September 29, 2022 04:36 PM (p3lya) The world's entire political class and its MSM footstools seem to be wandering about, twiddling their thumbs while staring at the ceilings. Posted by: mrp at September 29, 2022 04:39 PM (6eRlp) 301
*Not chesses, Cheeses.
Jeez. ----------------- So you're no cheese whiz, Darrell. Don't let it bother you. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 04:39 PM (yikp0) 302
274 The Detroit Lions have a fine tradition of maintaining the longest "rebuilding program" in the history of the NFL.
Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 04:36 PM (krQz2) -------------- When I was a kid, NFL pencils were a thing. Loved them, traded them when my favorite teams ran out of lead. The Lions were discarded. No one used Lions pencils. Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 29, 2022 04:39 PM (RG7Wy) 303
71 We brought up Brie Larson's Camembert yet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2022 04:33 PM (dNqv+) Manchego have no ass soon Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:39 PM (M+Lyo) 304
I looked outside and the climate is changing right before my eyes. More so in Savannah though. It's about to blow in there.
Posted by: fd at September 29, 2022 04:39 PM (sn5EN) 305
This is just the beginning. Things will get much worse, and we'll be wishing we could have the Carter economy back.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 29, 2022 04:39 PM (3ImbR) 306
Trying to think of a pun with charcuterie.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2022 04:39 PM (Y5qcH) Im all on board Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:39 PM (M+Lyo) 307
282 STOCKHOLM—A fourth leak on the Nord Stream pipelines has been reported off southern Sweden, the Swedish coast guard said Thursday.
Where all the Environmentalists and Greenies.... Is this not a Environmental Disaster of high proportion ??? Posted by: Sir Mix Alot at September 29, 2022 04:36 PM (p3lya) Talk about a dog that isn't barking, to put it in Sherlock Holmesian terms. Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2022 04:39 PM (9miN6) 308
STOCKHOLM—A fourth leak on the Nord Stream pipelines has been reported off southern Sweden, the Swedish coast guard said Thursday.
Where all the Environmentalists and Greenies.... Is this not a Environmental Disaster of high proportion ??? Posted by: Sir Mix Alot at September 29, 2022 04:36 PM (p3lya) Tons of poison greenhouse gases coming up right off Sweden and old Greta the Gaia Goddess hasn't even popped off a comment to a camera. Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 04:39 PM (eoQWY) 309
Trying to think of a pun with charcuterie.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2022 04:39 PM Are you getting board? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2022 04:39 PM (Wnv9h) 310
263 It's sexist to fire a woman! At least until you've smelled her hair and showered with her youngest daughter.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at September 29, 2022 04:34 PM But, mein President! The custom of prima Posted by: Old American Traditions are Best at September 29, 2022 04:39 PM (JCZqz) 311
I camembert what we were talking about.
Posted by: wth at September 29, 2022 04:37 PM (v0R5T) Electrical puns - illuminating, huh? Posted by: Boswell at September 29, 2022 04:40 PM (+Cgut) 312
The thing that is going to screw us the hardest is that the Fed can't ease up on the rate increases because the fvckwits in the White House have pumped so much cash into the economy that there is no way we can control inflation gently, even after the rate increases make the recession worse.
When you create this much currency, via fiat, the only way you can increase its value - on a dollar by dollar basis - is to take a whole lot of dollars out circulation. Luckily, all our retirement accounts are digital. So it won't be so hard as marching Treasury Agents to your bank to haul off stacks of cash to burn. That's the one part that Modern Monetary Theory gets right. The currency has no intrinsic value. Its all just based upon people doing what they do, regardless, because they don't know what else to do. Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 04:40 PM (gAzHd) Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 04:40 PM (p3lya) 314
Because I don't say it often enough, you guys are grate.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 04:36 PM (yikp0) ....... I feta same way. Posted by: wth at September 29, 2022 04:40 PM (v0R5T) 315
95...We've read that one, we'll the whole series, 3 times in the last 5 years. The first half of rhe final battle is the most depressing fantasy I've ever read. I see many similarities to our current situation.
Posted by: Mishdog at September 29, 2022 04:16 PM (uwW33) Ah, but then you get to the glory of the "higher up! further in!" part. Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 29, 2022 04:40 PM (Rbu5d) 316
Trying to think of a pun with charcuterie.
--------------------- I'd help you but I'm not board. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 04:40 PM (yikp0) 317
New TV Program announced.....
"Welcome Back CARTER" Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 04:40 PM What? Where? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2022 04:40 PM (Wnv9h) Posted by: runner at September 29, 2022 04:41 PM (T+IcW) 319
310 263 It's sexist to fire a woman! At least until you've smelled her hair and showered with her youngest daughter.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at September 29, 2022 04:34 PM But, mein President! The custom of prima nocte perluo hasn't been practiced in over 100 years! The peasants will revolt! Posted by: Old American Traditions are Best at September 29, 2022 04:39 PM (JCZqz) ---------------------------- Before they revolt, they'll parade, and then we'll have them!! Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2022 04:41 PM (uPgE/) 320
STOCKHOLM—A fourth leak on the Nord Stream pipelines has been reported off southern Sweden, the Swedish coast guard said Thursday. There are ... four leaks! The leaks are inside the pipeline! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 29, 2022 04:41 PM (pNxlR) 321
Affirmative Action has destroyed the entire concept of credentialism.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 04:35 PM (L6gKs) The study of mainstream economics is a practice of memorizing theories and using their calculations to prove those theories are best fit for explaining what the theories think is happening. The purpose of mainstream economics is to give a basis for central banks and their controlling governments cover to manipulate the money supply in a way to benefit their families, their best friends, their political supporters, and set the blame on someone else when the bubbles Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2022 04:41 PM (xhaym) 322
Who tf is playing the gold and silver market??
Both should be up. Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 29, 2022 04:41 PM (U14qJ) 323
It's a bit hard to comprehend how much the lefties in control hate America and how great she was...for the whole world.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 29, 2022 04:41 PM (Lv84X) 324
STOCKHOLM—A fourth leak on the Nord Stream pipelines has been reported off southern Sweden, the Swedish coast guard said Thursday.
It's like swiss cheese Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:42 PM (M+Lyo) 325
25 Gee, maybe we should stop sending money to Ukraine.
ha ha I crack myself up. Posted by: wth at September 29, 2022 04:08 PM (v0R5T) U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru 1h BREAKING: Florida changes its state flag to Ukraine's so the U.S. Senate might start actually giving a damn about them. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 29, 2022 04:42 PM (DTX3h) 326
316 Trying to think of a pun with charcuterie.
--------------------- I'd help you but I'm not board. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 04:40 PM (yikp0) I don't think you're getting to the meat of the problem. Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2022 04:42 PM (9miN6) 327
Way too many trying to be cutsie with the puns. I'm out.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 29, 2022 04:37 PM (BdMk6) Someone got your goat? Cheese! Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 04:42 PM (yHsuS) 328
322 Who tf is playing the gold and silver market??
Both should be up. Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 29, 2022 04:41 PM (U14qJ) ========= I've been waiting for gold to go back below $1,000 an ounce for about 15 years. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:42 PM (LvTSG) 329
Biden Proclaims US Will Never Recognize Russian Claims on Ukraine Regions...
"... and I'm damn good at not recognizing things, pal!" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 29, 2022 04:38 PM (pNxlR) We spent 80 some years pretending the Baltic States were still there but they weren't. We spent all this time pretending Taiwan is all of China and now we pretend it is part of China and we will defend it from China. Nothing is served by this nonsense. Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 04:42 PM (eoQWY) 330
What's worse is that by constantly increasing the Money Supply, we have an inflation that may operate independently of exuberance--which is what they usually try to tamp down by raising Fed rates.
Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 04:42 PM (krQz2) 331
It was just past the aquarium IIRC. Right on the freeway.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 29, 2022 04:24 PM Thanks! I know right where that is Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 29, 2022 04:43 PM (N1tpc) 332
Trying to think of a pun with charcuterie.
--------------------- I'd help you but I'm not board. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 04:40 PM (yikp0) I don't think you're getting to the meat of the problem. Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2022 04:42 PM Try playing some Cure. It might help you think. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2022 04:43 PM (Wnv9h) 333
Im all on board
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:39 PM (M+Lyo) Try using a jar of jalapeno jelly, but first you'll have to cracker open.... Posted by: Boswell at September 29, 2022 04:43 PM (+Cgut) 334
Posted by: Cheri at September 29, 2022 04:38 PM (oiNtH)
Thank goodness no Democrat politicians have ever gotten divorced/s And is that the real picture of the tranny traitor or that's a photoshop? Yikes! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2022 04:43 PM (vH/6k) 335
Gee, maybe we should stop sending money to Ukraine.
ha ha I crack myself up. Posted by: wth at September 29, 2022 04:08 PM (v0R5T) Once the plebiscite kicks in we will probably be sending aid to Russian provinces because they are really in Ukraine. Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 04:43 PM (eoQWY) 336
Women's March just twatted:
We're not just pro-choice. We are proudly, unapologetically pro-abortion. https://bit.ly/3BUMciq Until five seconds ago, a common pro-abortion talking point was, "Nobody's pro abortion. We just want women to have a right to govern their own body." Yeah. Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 04:43 PM (eyxn4) 337
244 Panera Breads is anti 2A. Lawyer friend of mine and I went into one up in PA, and they had the no CCW sign. Tough shit, what they don't know won't hurt them.
Better walk on home. wait that's Pantera Posted by: Doyle Hargrave at September 29, 2022 04:44 PM (2cfUo) Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:44 PM (M+Lyo) 339
These puns are making me curdle.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 04:44 PM (R8uWY) 340
Today Ron DeSantos appointed Zelinsky Governor of Florida and Schumer and Pelsosi immediately sent $500B in aid to help...
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 04:45 PM (p3lya) 341
Whoa guys! Where's the fondue?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2022 04:45 PM (dNqv+) 342
I don't give a _____ about Brie Larson's ass.
After reading the content, I am amazed AGAIN how in a supposed democratic republic the leader can fuck up so many times and on such a grand scale and still have half of the people support him. Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2022 04:45 PM (a1ycR) 343
were still there but they weren't. We spent all this time pretending Taiwan is all of China and now we pretend it is part of China and we will defend it from China.
Nothing is served by this nonsense. Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, About 70 years not recognizing Jerusalem as capital of Israel. Posted by: runner at September 29, 2022 04:45 PM (T+IcW) 344
Senior Apple exec is fired after TikTok emerges of him joking about fondling 'big-breasted women' for a living Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 29, 2022 04:45 PM (gpmLW) Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 04:45 PM (yHsuS) 346
AOC, looking to match GOP’s ‘uncomfortable’ abortion conversation, talks about her IUD during House hearing
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2022 04:45 PM (RHGPo) 347
Im all on board
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:39 PM (M+Lyo) Try using a jar of jalapeno jelly, but first you'll have to cracker open.... Posted by: Boswell at September 29, 2022 04:43 PM (+Cgut) --- I'd like to extend to you a Havarti handshake for that pun. Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 04:45 PM (krQz2) 348
Pantera would probably make a good Treasury Sec. Imagine the cover art on the new currency.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 04:45 PM (R8uWY) 349
336 Women's March just twatted:
We're not just pro-choice. We are proudly, unapologetically pro-abortion. https://bit.ly/3BUMciq Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 04:43 PM (eyxn4) ========== This is what the left is pushing 5 weeks before a national election because they have completely and totally given up on appealing to the middle. They can only hope to get their blind partisans and activist base to vote. It has the added benefit of weakening the American middle within the Democratic party, driving them out of it, while the far left gains more power within the party. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:45 PM (LvTSG) 350
How long we gotta whey for a new Thread?
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 04:46 PM (L6gKs) 351
I suppose it's up to me to post that famous clip of Homer Simpson eating 64 slices of American cheese while Mr. Burns and Smithers are hanging from the ceiling of his kitchen:
https://tinyurl.com/64-Slices-of-American-GOLD Here's one of Homer at the shrimp buffet, because it's funny: https://tinyurl.com/Remoresless-Eating-Machine Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2022 04:46 PM (Wql2T) 352
These puns are making me curdle.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 04:44 PM (R8uWY It's a long way to the top of you wanna top a roll Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2022 04:46 PM (M+Lyo) 353
Hmmm, longhorn cheddar is good cheese.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2022 04:46 PM (dNqv+) 354
346 AOC, looking to match GOP’s ‘uncomfortable’ abortion conversation, talks about her IUD during House hearing
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2022 04:45 PM (RHGPo) ========= What does an IUD have to do with abortion? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG) 355
Way too many trying to be cutsie with the puns. I'm out.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 29, 2022 04:37 PM (BdMk6) Don't leave - we were about to make espresso... Posted by: Boswell at September 29, 2022 04:46 PM (+Cgut) 356
How long we gotta whey for a new Thread?
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2022 04:46 PM (L6gKs) Ace will just string us along. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 04:46 PM (yHsuS) 357
How do they articulate the pro-abortion thing? I it zero population growth thing - "kill the babies for the Earth?" A liberated woman thing - "mama needs to ride the cock carousel forever, and babies get in the way of dicks?" Or just the truth - "we're psychos. Kill the babies for the fuck of it, because you CAN?" Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2022 04:46 PM (oINRc) 358
A fourth leak on the Nord Stream pipelines has been reported off southern Sweden, the Swedish coast guard said Thursday.
Just making sure the pipeline is well and truly destroyed. Posted by: Drooin' Joe Biden! at September 29, 2022 04:46 PM (I2/tG) 359
300 Where all the Environmentalists and Greenies.... Is this not a Environmental Disaster of high proportion ???
Posted by: Sir Mix Alot at September 29, 2022 04:36 PM (p3lya) The world's entire political class and its MSM footstools seem to be wandering about, twiddling their thumbs while staring at the ceilings. Posted by: mrp at September 29, 2022 04:39 PM (6eRlp) The US has proven, with the Griner thing, that we ain't protecting anyone right now. They used to think at least we'd come get them if some country got pissed at them. No more... If we only knew before the easiest way to shut those crazies down worldwide (although we're still stuck with them here)... Posted by: Nova local at September 29, 2022 04:47 PM (exHjb) 360
AOC, looking to match GOP’s ‘uncomfortable’ abortion conversation, talks about her IUD during House hearing Posted by: SMOD "Mine's in my throat!" -- VEEP Swallows Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 29, 2022 04:47 PM (pNxlR) Posted by: Doyle Hargrave at September 29, 2022 04:47 PM (2cfUo) 362
Better walk on home. wait that's Pantera
Posted by: Doyle Hargrave at September 29, 2022 04:44 PM (2cfUo) --- Respect. Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 04:47 PM (krQz2) 363
I am trying to Muenster the strength to resist these puns.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 04:47 PM (R8uWY) 364
Here pass a few Pantera Bread and as love fresh thought to try it
Thought is gone now Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2022 04:47 PM (xhxe8) 365
Well, if nothing else, Biden did achieve one objective. He ruined the average American family through inflation and killing big oil. I know I'm happier after losing thousands from my deferred comp.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 29, 2022 04:47 PM (VWp7G) Posted by: Your Average Pro-Choicer! at September 29, 2022 04:47 PM (I2/tG) 367
305 This is just the beginning. Things will get much worse, and we'll be wishing we could have the Carter economy back.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 29, 2022 04:39 PM (3ImbR) ********** We're already at 17% inflation rate according to Shadowstatistics using the method used to calculate inflation before 1980. And like you just said, it's only going to get worse. Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 29, 2022 04:47 PM (xxG/v) 368
I it zero population growth thing - "kill the babies for the Earth?" A liberated woman thing - "mama needs to ride the cock carousel forever, and babies get in the way of dicks?" Or just the truth - "we're psychos. Kill the babies for the fuck of it, because you CAN?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2022 04:46 PM (oINRc) Kill babies so you can keep that midlevel admin job you hate and have sex like a man. Because letting men use you and not have consequences is so empowering. Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 04:48 PM (eoQWY) 369
353 Hmmm, longhorn cheddar is good cheese.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2022 04:46 PM (dNqv+) Well, we don't get very much call for it 'round here, Sir. Posted by: Mr. Wensleydale at September 29, 2022 04:48 PM (906pl) 370
Geez, and here's me with a boring old Cross and a Schaeffer. Still haven't tried the Noodlers ink, though.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2022 04:30 PM (Wnv9h) Here's a comprehensive breakdown of Noodler's various inks - you sort of need a program to keep track of the varieties and colors, as well as applications. https://bit.ly/3BSpDLf Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at September 29, 2022 04:48 PM (zB/T/) 371
342 I don't give a _____ about Brie Larson's ass.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2022 04:45 PM You and every other heterosexual dude. Welcome to the club. Maybe you'd like to announce you don't get excited over non-alcoholic beer, too? Posted by: That Guy at September 29, 2022 04:48 PM (JCZqz) 372
I camembert what we were talking about.
Posted by: wth at September 29, 2022 *** Kids using small boulders to build a redoubt so they can play soldiers under siege. Yeah, a roquefort. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 04:48 PM (J2vNu) 373
Way too many trying to be cutsie with the puns. I'm out.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons ........ Don't gorgonzola mad. Posted by: wth at September 29, 2022 04:48 PM (v0R5T) 374
January, 2023 is gonna be something in the nation's capital.
Posted by: mrp at September 29, 2022 04:48 PM (6eRlp) 375
How do they articulate the pro-abortion thing?
Moloch Needs To Be Fed! Posted by: Your Average Pro-Choicer! at September 29, 2022 04:47 PM (I2/tG) At least Moloch was only fed when bad things were happening. Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 04:49 PM (eoQWY) 376
Weird how you guys are constantly predicting that the economy will grow under Democrat presidents and then when we lose NINE FUCKING TRILLION FUCKING DOLLARS your new prediction is, "We expect this might put a crimp in your spending plans. Whoopsie. M'bad."
-- Mr. O'Spades always has just the perfect way to describe things. I hope all the Wall Street big wheels, who so thoroughly support Democrats, are happy with their bottom lines. They'll be even happier when everything sinks further into the economic abyss that Resident Plastic Face has thrown America into. Posted by: Lady in Black at September 29, 2022 04:49 PM (sVtYq) 377
New TV Program announced.....
"Welcome Back CARTER" Posted by: Ferd Berfall This time "Horshack" means "You'll eat bugs and LIKE it!" Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2022 04:49 PM (Wql2T) 378
a "broad reorganization of President Biden's economic team."
why don't they just call everything "White House" a "broad reorganization of the White House economic team." Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2022 04:49 PM (RHGPo) 379
Charcuterie puns are turning us from Morons into Morcóns!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 04:49 PM (yikp0) 380
There are roughly 175 embassies in DC, some palatial, some run out of an office in a strip mall. That means we have a like number of Ambassadors. It also means Klain's wife didn't measure up to heading for the country where they speak in clicks.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 29, 2022 04:49 PM (lz5hY) 381
And the Hurricane, DeathSantis, and MAGA fascists will be at fault!
Posted by: Cheri //// Ahem. You forgot Trump. Dims will certainly blame him most of all. Nón? Posted by: Prime Sister at September 29, 2022 04:49 PM (tQL7r) 382
Who tf is playing the gold and silver market??
Both should be up. Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 29, 2022 04:41 PM (U14qJ) They aren't. The values have been flat, and there is no real consensus as to why. I think there is such a glut of "paper" gold - that is unbacked gold bonds- that the value of the spot is diluted, another thought is that everyone is playing Crypto instead and that is sucking up the money Problem is that crypto is surging and plunging like an unbroken horse, but the average is similar to the metal spots. I worry that if I take a flyer on the metals, I will be in the back of the line when the funds go broke and they are forced to liquidate as to actual physical holdings. Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2022 04:50 PM (xhaym) 383
>>> 349 336 Women's March just twatted:
We're not just pro-choice. We are proudly, unapologetically pro-abortion. https://bit.ly/3BUMciq Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 04:43 PM (eyxn4) ========== This is what the left is pushing 5 weeks before a national election because they have completely and totally given up on appealing to the middle. They can only hope to get their blind partisans and activist base to vote. It has the added benefit of weakening the American middle within the Democratic party, driving them out of it, while the far left gains more power within the party. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 29, 2022 04:45 PM (LvTSG) They frauded the shit out of 2020; this is their intended "explanation" for the results when they fraud the shit out of 2022. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2022 04:50 PM (llON8) 384
How long we gotta whey for a new Thread?
This one needs to age for a bit Posted by: Doyle Hargrave at September 29, 2022 04:47 PM (2cfUo) Now, now - let's be curd-e-ous Posted by: Boswell at September 29, 2022 04:50 PM (+Cgut) 385
Russian-speaking Johns Hopkins doctor told her trans Army major wife
to stop being a 'coward' and to 'work through her ethical issues' to hand over medical information on senior military officers to Kremlin, indictment shows Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 29, 2022 04:50 PM (gpmLW) 386
I think he regimes plan to grow the economy is import millions of illegal aliens and increase demand. Not sure how that works but for the regimes experts it is probably makes sense.
Posted by: Ripley at September 29, 2022 04:50 PM (MxEKc) 387
A fourth leak on the Nord Stream pipelines has been reported off southern Sweden, the Swedish coast guard said Thursday.
-- This will surely perplex our morning troll, who called us dunderheads for suspecting something hinky was going on. Posted by: Lady in Black at September 29, 2022 04:51 PM (sVtYq) 388
I'm going to make a pun that's so bad, I'll have to hide in my Roquefort.
Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 04:51 PM (krQz2) 389
The difference is, 40 years ago there was a consensus that sacrifices needed to be made in order to curb inflation. Even Democrats knew it was a big deal and we needed to go through the pain. Carter appointed Volcker.
Now? Leaders like Elizabeth Warren think the Fed raising interest rates when there's double digit inflation is untenable because unemployment might tick up to 4%. Democrats are still preaching Modern Monetary Theory. Posted by: Blago at September 29, 2022 04:51 PM (Ae+H4) 390
I mean of course they were ALWAYS pro-abortion. But they kept up the "Woman's Right to Choose" charade because a straight-up pro-abortion stance is very, very difficult to defend. So I wonder how that propaganda is going to look. I'm betting it will include a lot of horribly racist rhetoric. Lot of stuff about how certain people are better off dead, and the social safety-net being overextended, high crime rates, etc. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2022 04:51 PM (oINRc) 391
346 AOC, looking to match GOP’s ‘uncomfortable’ abortion conversation, talks about her IUD during House hearing
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2022 04:45 PM Stunning, and brave. She's making all you misogynists uncomfortable with her talking of sexuality and female anatomy! Next, she'll bring in some charts and graphs made from her period blood to show how capitalism has failed, and socialism is the solution. Red will be an apt color. Posted by: Modern Leftist at September 29, 2022 04:51 PM (JCZqz) 392
Exactly, CBD. You've got a Fed that needs to get lower GDP and higher unemployment to kill inflation, and a Biden White House that is rooting for exactly the opposite, and injecting more money into the economy to get it. Insane.
Posted by: Darrell Harris So what else is new. Their standard stimulus is to inject money for consumer spending overseas. We pump up debt and China pumps up GDP. It is never about economics and always about pouring money around knowing that DC will suck up it's percentage. It isn't insane, it is Fuck america. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 29, 2022 04:51 PM (NoZWd) 393
I'm going to make a pun that's so bad, I'll have to hide in my Roquefort.
Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 04:51 PM (krQz2) That stinks. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 04:51 PM (yHsuS) 394
Trying to think of a pun with charcuterie.
* Don't leave us hanging. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 *** I envision a tall oak with samples of piscine predators dangling from its branches. Yes. A sharky tree. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 04:51 PM (J2vNu) 395
I remember back in... 2007 a moron I worked with was going on about how great everything was for the working family under democrats. Even then I asked 'Like Carter'? How many other fucking democrats have you lived under you stupid bitch?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2022 04:52 PM (dNqv+) 396
Standing 14 stories tall, the Docking State Office Building is one of Kansas’ largest and oldest state workplaces. It’s also largely vacant, despite a prime location across from the Capitol.
So Kansas officials are planning to spend $60 million of federal pandemic relief funds to help finance its demolition and replace it with a slimmed-down, three-story building designed to host meetings and e Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2022 04:52 PM (RHGPo) 397
When you look at Biden's cabinet members you almost have to laugh. Almost.
Posted by: Javems at September 29, 2022 04:53 PM (AmoqO) 398
There’s a new report about the coming Cabinet shake-up being eyed by the White House after the November midterms.
How about starting with Biden and Harris... Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 04:53 PM (p3lya) 399
In a weekly Q&A session with staffers, Zuckerberg announced that the company would freeze hiring, reduce budgets across most teams, and give individual teams the authority to determine whether to fill open positions, shift workers to other teams, or “manage out people who aren't succeeding” in order to cut costs.
Posted by: Panic! at September 29, 2022 04:53 PM (I2/tG) 400
I'm going to make a pun that's so bad, I'll have to hide in my Roquefort.
Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 04:51 PM (krQz2) That stinks. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 04:51 PM (yHsuS) --- You have all the grace of a Smelly Bishop. Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 04:53 PM (krQz2) 401
Off, National Cheese Emporium proprietor sock.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2022 04:53 PM (906pl) 402
Major Jamie Lee Henry (left), the Army's first trans officer,
and Dr. Anna Gabrielian (right) were indicted for trying to secret records to the Russian government. They were accused of using their secret security clearance at North Carolina's Fort Bragg to steal medical ------------ The US Army gave SECURITY CLEARANCE to a trannie and a Russian.. Brainz Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 29, 2022 04:53 PM (gpmLW) 403
USAToday wrote about Biden's plaintive and demented "Where's Jackie" calling out yesterday.
No kidding, they say it reflects well on Biden, in comparison to Trump. Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2022 04:54 PM (1b3nv) 404
I can't believe the FBI took precious resources away from investigating white supremacy and insurrectionists to lead a bigoted, racist entrapment against a person of Trans-ness.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 04:54 PM (R8uWY) 405
When you look at Biden's cabinet members you almost have to laugh. Almost.
Posted by: Javems at September 29, 2022 04:53 PM (AmoqO) I cry And I got suspended perm from my 4th twitter account LOL, for the CRIME of calling Illegal aliens ILLEGAL Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2022 04:54 PM (Irn0L) 406
Pennsylvania State Troopers Provide Security for John Fetterman. Their Union Just Endorsed Dr. Oz.
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2022 04:54 PM (RHGPo) 407
A fourth leak on the Nord Stream pipelines has been reported off southern Sweden, the Swedish coast guard said Thursday.
-- This will surely perplex our morning troll, who called us dunderheads for suspecting something hinky was going on. Posted by: Lady in Black ......... Some kind of shenanigans are afoot. Posted by: wth at September 29, 2022 04:54 PM (v0R5T) 408
AOC, looking to match GOP’s ‘uncomfortable’ abortion conversation, talks about her IUD during House hearing
At least she's not reproducing. Posted by: Panic! at September 29, 2022 04:54 PM (I2/tG) 409
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Now? Leaders like Elizabeth Warren think the Fed raising interest rates when there's double digit inflation is untenable because unemployment might tick up to 4%. Posted by: Blago at September 29, 2022 04:51 PM If we keep inflation really high for a few years, a 30 trillion dollar debt suddenly won't seem so bad. That'll just be one wheelbarrow full. We call it the Zimbabwe model, and it's tried and tested! Posted by: Leftist Economics at September 29, 2022 04:54 PM (JCZqz) 410
And like you just said, it's only going to get worse.
~~~~~ Food prices are about to shoot up, and layoffs will start soon as well. Stores are only hiring a fraction of their usual Christmas help, and FedEx is closing stores and holding back on hiring. We need the DOOM posts now more than ever. Posted by: IrishEi at September 29, 2022 04:54 PM (3ImbR) 411
If the economy is humming along better then Trump's economy...... Then why consider a broad reorganization of President Biden’s economic team ???
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 04:55 PM (p3lya) 412
There are not firing the economic team cuz they suck. They are firing the economic team cuz they suck at lying about the economy.
They could care less if the economy tanks, they just want better liars. Posted by: jc at September 29, 2022 04:55 PM (N1WXz) 413
397 They're creepy and they're spooky, mysterious and kooky, they're altogether ooky, the Biden family.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 29, 2022 04:55 PM (lz5hY) 414
I mean of course they were ALWAYS pro-abortion. But they kept up the "Woman's Right to Choose" charade because a straight-up pro-abortion stance is very, very difficult to defend. So I wonder how that propaganda is going to look.
I'm betting it will include a lot of horribly racist rhetoric. Lot of stuff about how certain people are better off dead, and the social safety-net being overextended, high crime rates, etc. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2022 04:51 PM (oINRc) The eugenics angle on abortion was always on the downlow. There are plenty of PP clinics in the inner cities, not so much in the tony burbs or rural areas. But at the time abortion was part of the sexual revolution and denigrating women who chose to raise families over those who worked full time. All ways to destroy the traditional family unit. Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 04:55 PM (eoQWY) 415
Democrats are still preaching Modern Monetary Theory.
Posted by: Blago I wish someone would teach them kitchen table economic theory. Or better yet, Micawber Economic Theory: "Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen and six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery" Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 29, 2022 04:55 PM (NoZWd) 416
Not that there's an acceptable argument for eugenics, but AOC looks awfully close to one. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2022 04:55 PM (oINRc) 417
Some kind of shenanigans are afoot.
Posted by: wth at September 29, 2022 04:54 PM (v0R5T) Something's rotten in Denmark. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 04:55 PM (yHsuS) 418
Standing 14 stories tall, the Docking State Office Building
See. There's the problem. Kansas is landlocked. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 04:55 PM (R8uWY) 419
We need the DOOM posts now more than ever.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 29, 2022 04:54 PM (3ImbR) Monty is still around on Gab, last I checked. Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 29, 2022 04:55 PM (dNqv+) 420
When you look at Biden's cabinet members you almost have to laugh. Almost.
Posted by: Javems at September 29, 2022 04:53 PM (AmoqO) --- And then you think about how much money they are costing you per hour they sit there. Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 04:56 PM (krQz2) 421
Today NOAA renamed Hurricane Ian to Hurricane DeathSantos....
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 04:56 PM (p3lya) 422
Once unthinkable, mobile phones could go dark around Europe this winter if power cuts or energy rationing knocks out parts of the mobile networks across the region. European Union countries are trying to ensure communications can continue even if power cuts end up exhausting back-up batteries installed on the thousands of cellular antennas spread across their territory. Europe has nearly half a million telecom towers and most of them have battery backups that last around 30 minutes to run the mobile antennas.
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2022 04:56 PM (RHGPo) 423
A liberated woman thing - "mama needs to ride the cock carousel forever, and babies get in the way of dicks?" Or just the truth - "we're psychos. Kill the babies for the fuck of it, because you CAN?"
Spoiler Alert - a Liberated Woman doesn't think at all. She feels. But she's right about one thing - this is it, in a macro sense. Nobody in the 1800s paid a bit of attention to a Liberated Woman. Nobody in the 2200s will pay attention to a Liberated Woman. Because all a woman can do is work like a Man, or make babies. Giving up the second half, when you can't do the first half, is stupid. Hence, the Modern Liberated Woman. Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 04:56 PM (gAzHd) 424
No shit really economists? Wow thank you for your sage prognostication. Say, Professor Fuckface, what do you advise re: my shoving your pointy head into the boys room toilet?
_________ Somebody already did that. Have you ever noticed Krugman's eyes? He's continually terrified, terrified by what they did to him throughout K-12. Posted by: Eeyore at September 29, 2022 04:56 PM (TgBWG) 425
Protip: When you have an army officer who wants to change their sex, they have a severe mental illness. Throw them out and don't let the door hit them on the ass. Or let it, whatever.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 29, 2022 04:56 PM (Lv84X) 426
@411
>>If the economy is humming along better then Trump's economy...... Then why consider a broad reorganization of President Biden’s economic team ??? It doesn't matter what they do, their gun is aimed inward and it's not filled with magic bullets but instead it's filling with clown noses. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 04:57 PM (up/3i) 427
Threads like fine cheese need to be aged
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2022 04:57 PM (xhxe8) 428
mind sharing which gas station on Maui has the best spam musubi? I'd love to try that. Posted by: Formerly Virginian You should try making it at home, it's really easy. The only special item you need is a little plastic musubi mold, less than $10 on fleabay or amazon. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2022 04:57 PM (n+4am) 429
408 AOC, looking to match GOP’s ‘uncomfortable’ abortion conversation, talks about her IUD during House hearing
At least she's not reproducing. Posted by: Panic! at September 29, 2022 04:54 PM Little did Panic! know, AOC had inserted the device in her rectum... Posted by: Story Narrator at September 29, 2022 04:57 PM (JCZqz) 430
>>> 422 Once unthinkable, mobile phones could go dark around Europe this winter if power cuts or energy rationing knocks out parts of the mobile networks across the region. European Union countries are trying to ensure communications can continue even if power cuts end up exhausting back-up batteries installed on the thousands of cellular antennas spread across their territory. Europe has nearly half a million telecom towers and most of them have battery backups that last around 30 minutes to run the mobile antennas.
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2022 04:56 PM (RHGPo) Well *THAT* isn't going to be a problem... Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2022 04:57 PM (llON8) Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at September 29, 2022 04:58 PM (TQ9wy) 432
A quick look at Insty. German CPI inflation number is now 10.0%.
Posted by: mrp at September 29, 2022 04:58 PM (6eRlp) 433
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Senior Apple exec is fired after TikTok emerges of him joking about fondling 'big-breasted women' for a living Posted by: Braenyard Dude apologized too. Once he realized he was going to be fired for what amounts to a movie quote, he should have gone all-in: "It's a joke you miserable barren hags and soiboys." Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 29, 2022 04:58 PM (g1EEm) 434
When you have an army officer who wants to change their sex, they have a severe mental illness. Throw them out and don't let the door hit them on the ass. Or let it, whatever.
Government Solution is to put them in a Silo in ND with the cookies. Any Questions you Homo Haters... Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 04:58 PM (p3lya) 435
>>> 432 A quick look at Insty. German CPI inflation number is now 10.0%.
Posted by: mrp at September 29, 2022 04:58 PM (6eRlp) How do you say "shadow stats" in German? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2022 04:58 PM (llON8) 436
Something's rotten in Denmark.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur ....... The limburger? Posted by: wth at September 29, 2022 04:59 PM (v0R5T) 437
And then you think about how much money they are costing you per hour they sit there.
Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 04:56 PM (krQz2) They cost more when they actually work. Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 04:59 PM (eoQWY) 438
How many negative quarters does it take for a depression?
Asking for a friend Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA However many it takes to get to a GOP administration. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 04:59 PM (R8uWY) 439
How do they articulate the pro-abortion thing?
Moloch Needs To Be Fed! Posted by: Your Average Pro-Choicer! //// You have no idea how right you are. Spot on. Posted by: Prime Sister at September 29, 2022 04:59 PM (tQL7r) 440
I thought we were nuclear MAGA now?
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 29, 2022 04:59 PM (Lv84X) 441
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If the economy is humming along better then Trump's economy...... Then why consider a broad reorganization of President Biden’s economic team ??? Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2022 04:57 PM We, uh, want to continue building our bench of future leaders, so now we'll have TWICE the number of experts to tie to our economic success! Posted by: Biden Apologist at September 29, 2022 04:59 PM (JCZqz) 442
250 MTG has some great snark about the Tranny Army Traitor.
"The epitome of switching teams." https://bit.ly/3RoAHFq Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 04:33 PM (eyxn4) Klinger did it better. Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 29, 2022 04:59 PM (Rbu5d) 443
Senior Apple exec is fired after TikTok emerges of him joking about fondling 'big-breasted women' for a living
Posted by: Braenyard --- Good work if you can get it! Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 04:59 PM (krQz2) 444
Hello! I hear the world's economy is in the shitter. Let's forget about the economy and just think about killing Whitey on an industrial scale.
Posted by: WWIII at September 29, 2022 04:59 PM (WMHk0) 445
I'm going to make a pun that's so bad, I'll have to hide in my Roquefort.
Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2022 04:51 PM (krQz2) That stinks. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 29, 2022 04:51 PM (yHsuS) Clearly the salad days are over. Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2022 05:00 PM (anj39) 446
There are big breasted women at Apple?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 05:00 PM (R8uWY) 447
Hello! I hear the world's economy is in the shitter. Let's forget about the economy and just think about killing Whitey on an industrial scale.
Posted by: WWIII at September 29, 2022 04:59 PM (WMHk0) Given how badly they run our industries, we were never safer. Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 05:01 PM (eoQWY) 448
Harris is in Denmark now ????
436 Something's rotten in Denmark. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur ....... Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 05:01 PM (p3lya) 449
You should try making it at home, it's really easy. The only special item you need is a little plastic musubi mold, less than $10 on fleabay or amazon.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur What can a musubi mold cost, $10? Posted by: Lucille Bluth at September 29, 2022 05:01 PM (NoZWd) 450
Nood - Kumala at the DMZ.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 29, 2022 05:01 PM (Rl7KJ) 451
Look for the media and the government to pretend recession is a wonderful thing for the environment and people's morals...
"Recession 2022-America needed a diet." Posted by: sven at September 29, 2022 05:01 PM (Lzpvj) 452
I think even NY Dems are in election trouble this cycle. And I mean Hochul, too.
Posted by: mrp at September 29, 2022 05:01 PM (6eRlp) 453
There are big breasted women at Apple?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 05:00 PM (R8uWY) They are all at Melon, Inc. Posted by: Oldcat at September 29, 2022 05:02 PM (eoQWY) 454
346 AOC, looking to match GOP’s ‘uncomfortable’ abortion conversation, talks about her IUD during House hearing
BS. Isn't she a brave feminist who'd rather have too white to marry her Riley castrated in the name of male responsibility for birth control? Posted by: Lola at September 29, 2022 05:02 PM (NIYa7) 455
We're already at 17% inflation rate according to Shadowstatistics using the method used to calculate inflation before 1980.
And like you just said, it's only going to get worse. Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie //// Where's a man like Paul Volker when you need him? Anyone else here remember when mortgages were at 17%? And that was for people with good credit. Posted by: Prime Sister at September 29, 2022 05:02 PM (tQL7r) 456
Noodus harrisiana
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2022 05:03 PM (J2vNu) 457
Tally Ho, a nood about the Ho.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2022 05:03 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: Moeconomics at September 29, 2022 05:03 PM (FhXTo) 459
Only $9Trillion.... Could be worse it could be $90T you H8TER !!!!!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 29, 2022 05:03 PM (p3lya) 460
'Pride Youth Day' drag show at Wanderlinger Brewing Company, small child rubs CROTCH of mermaid drag performer
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 29, 2022 05:04 PM (gpmLW) 461
The last time I was in Aldi's, about three weeks ago, there was a young woman picking up every item, scanning it, then placing in her cart or back on the shelf. So I'm sure the right to abortion in her own state is preeminent on her mind. Not. They're gonna have to cheat at historic levels to win, making 2020 look like a walk in the overflowing toilet which requires evacuation so the cheat continues unobserved. Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 29, 2022 05:04 PM (y3pKJ) 462
higher rates (maybe 6%?) and no more bailouts for billionaires will fix a lot.
Letting the uber-rich leverage up 300:1 to get mega richer as rates dropped to zero, and then even more "savings" for the richest by deporting jobs to slave holders using coal for power ... the Road to Ruin. And here we are. Put all the debt on the fed balance sheet, then tighter, maybe more QT, still a long wat to go. Return the drug dealers and pimps and various China enemies, then build up the 30 million illegals into America loving patriots. Onward Christian Soldiers ... Some say I'm a dreamer, but it is better than what John Lennon (or the other Lennon) dreamed up. heh Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2022 05:05 PM (Cus5s) 463
Vladimir Putin will give a speech tomorrow when he will announce that occupied parts of Ukraine are being annexed to Russia...
------------- So, this ends the war... Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 29, 2022 05:06 PM (gpmLW) 464
Little did Panic! know, AOC had inserted the device in her rectum... Posted by: Story Narrator at September 29, 2022 04:57 PM (JCZqz) You joke... but I'm like 99% Hunter Biden is some lady's butt-baby. Or a dude. You never with Joe. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2022 05:07 PM (oINRc) 465
Look for the media and the government to pretend recession is a wonderful thing for the environment and people's morals...
"Recession 2022-America needed a diet." That's Human Nature. And some - not all, but some - that say that won't be telling a lie at all. Some of this is being driven by a group that wants to capitalize on new markets. No doubt. But another, much bigger mainstream part of it, is being driven by a desire consume less. Yet, those folks can't stand - will not tolerate - consuming less while looking across the fence at others with a crumb more. Its no fun to be rich if everybody is rich. Its also no fun to do with less if everybody else doesn't join in. We are seeing the rejection of Capitalism - because Capitalism has been to successful materially, yet completely void Spiritually. Posted by: Telecaster at September 29, 2022 05:07 PM (gAzHd) 466
I have Ahabs and Esterbrooks. I have Noodlers ink. I think the flap has blown over about Bernacke Blue, as it seems his ink is still for sale.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 29, 2022 05:08 PM (uz3Px) 467
Charcuterie puns are turning us from Morons into Morcóns!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 29, 2022 04:49 PM (yikp0) Charcuterie to go is the "Snacklebox" NOTHING tapas the Snackelbox! Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2022 05:10 PM (xhaym) 468
""I've got my head down, and I'm certainly fully, fully absorbed in the work we're doing," Deese added."
He's fully fully fully absorbed you guys!!! Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at September 29, 2022 05:10 PM (Pf/ob) 469
What can a musubi mold cost, $10?
Posted by: Lucille Bluth at September 29, 2022 05:01 PM (NoZWd) ~~~~~ Or just use the Spam can like the Hawaiians do. Posted by: IrishEi at September 29, 2022 05:12 PM (3ImbR) 470
The "justifications" I can think of are almost all either obsolete or rare.
1. Back in the day when there was no social safety net, an unexpected pregnancy could put you on the street 2. Back in the day, if an unmarried woman turned up pregnant, she might be kicked out of school, kicked out of her family home, and / or kicked out of her job. She might lose her friends and her place in society. Back when people didn't move around much, this was a social death knell. Everything and everyone you knew and loved basically turned their back on you and you were outcast. 3. Health of the mother One no longer applies, because we have a social safety net. Two no longer applies because nobody gives a crap anymore if an unmarried woman turns up pregnant. Maybe some Muslim communities and other especially strict religious group still maintain this sort of thing, but schools and jobs and boarding houses don't. Three is the only really valid remaining reason, and every abortion law I'm aware of says ectopic pregnancies and the like are not abortions and are legally fine. Posted by: bonhomme at September 29, 2022 05:12 PM (eyxn4) 471
There are big breasted women at Apple?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 29, 2022 05:00 PM (R8uWY) There is Larry, down in Accounting . . . Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2022 05:19 PM (xhaym) 472
Abortion is now a black or white subject.
All abortion all the time and even after birth. Or Nope. Given those choices, I'll go with Nope. Posted by: nurse ratched at September 29, 2022 05:20 PM (9kQYH) Posted by: Ultra pj at September 29, 2022 05:24 PM (G1dq6) 474
Because when things are going well - you always get rid of the Secretary of the Treasury.
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