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Soysauce-Dipped Angry Old Fartbag Chris Wallace's Ratings for The "New" CNN Are... A Lot Like the Ratings for the Old CNN

Aw. That's too bad.

[T]he premiere of Wallace's new show on Sunday was a bomb, with only 401,000 viewers in the time slot and only 43,000 in the critical 25-54 age demographic. By contrast, Trey Gowdy had more than three times that on Fox with his Sunday show, with 1.3 million, and 78 thousand in that key demo.

RadarOnline says the ratings were "down" by double-digits -- I assume they mean from whatever ratings basement-dweller was previously airing in that timeslot.

To make matters worse, the program was down double digits across every category versus the 2022 average, according to early date from Nielsen Media Research.

So the show premiered, with much advertising and fanfare, and immediately drew fewer viewers than whatever POS filler show had been in that slot, which was consider so poor they thought that Chris Wallace would be an improvement over it.

Nope!

His contract with CNN is worth $6 million per year. I mean, it's worth that to him. It's worth 8 buck fitty cen' to CNN.

I'm pretty sure that right now David Zaslav is looking for ways he can "Batgirl" the contract.

Meanwhile: She-Hulk has so few viewers that the show can afford deliver personalized insults to its critics, one at a time.

Next up: Chris Wallace takes to Twitter to start insulting each of his "h8ters" of being whiny pissbaby CHUDs and incels losers.

Whoops! Correction: That's a fan-made site, not the show's official site. I was tricked by the little avatar, which confused my brain into thinking it was a blue tick.

Posted by: Ace at 04:38 PM




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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2022 03:39 PM (Wnv9h)

2 Wallace looks like a perverted Scout master.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 27, 2022 03:40 PM (VdGjU)

3 *plants flag*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2022 03:40 PM (Wnv9h)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Maybe Chris Wallace can do a morning show with Jemele Hill. That would be delightful, for those watching, I'm sure.

Posted by: Coki at September 27, 2022 03:40 PM (G7Avm)

6 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2022 03:40 PM (Wnv9h)

7 Beaten like a cheap hooker by Trey Gowdy

Posted by: steevy at September 27, 2022 03:41 PM (yezA1)

8 Last

Posted by: Ciampino ---The Biden Admin is at fault at September 27, 2022 03:41 PM (qfLjt)

9 Can these networks stop paying news personalities like they're movie stars?

It'd do a wonder to their ego.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 03:41 PM (LvTSG)

10 In the industry he's know as Legacy Tater.

Posted by: Tex at September 27, 2022 03:41 PM (z9V4B)

11 Ace loves to cruelly gloat. Love that about him.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 03:41 PM (Hudry)

12 pissy chrissy is a train wreck, that's why fox fired him.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 27, 2022 03:42 PM (bVYXr)

13 Show me the man who thought Chris Wallace would be a ratings powerhouse so I can sell him my new Cuck Stool (c).

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2022 03:42 PM (5r4XQ)

14 Ace loves to cruelly gloat. Love that about him.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 03:41 PM


Cruel ace is best ace.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2022 03:42 PM (Wnv9h)

15 That’s because dudebros having man-baby tantrums have review 💣it. The critics ratings and the viewing figures are what count

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The viewing numbers that show that She-Hulk never even cracked the top ten? The first for an MCU show?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

16 I hate Trey Gowdy but not surprised he's beating Wallace.

Posted by: Jaimo at September 27, 2022 03:42 PM (DBrN4)

17 The only thing that can save Chrissie now is teaming up with Tater. I can call it "Puds & Spuds."

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 27, 2022 03:42 PM (7cYWc)

18 16 I hate Trey Gowdy but not surprised he's beating Wallace.
Posted by: Jaimo at September 27, 2022 03:42 PM (DBrN4)

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People tune in to check out the latest developments on his hair.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

19 So the show premiered, with much advertising and fanfare, and immediately drew fewer viewers than whatever POS filler show had been in that slot, which was consider so poor they thought that Chris Wallace would be an improvement over it.
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But Chris Wallace has *gravitas,* Ace. Gravitas!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 03:43 PM (t0OGg)

20 Do what I say, or I'll blow up your pipelines too!

Posted by: Dark Brandon, The Wrath Of God! at September 27, 2022 03:43 PM (I2/tG)

21 Overlord DVD had a video on the internals on SheHulk. It's not just bad, but catastrophic on how bad the ratings are. Additionally, disney+ paying subs are only ~40% of total subs, and those people paying are the older demographic...ie the demographic being put off by the woke BS.

Posted by: redchief at September 27, 2022 03:43 PM (oLflv)

22 19 But Chris Wallace has *gravitas,* Ace. Gravitas!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 03:43 PM (t0OGg)

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It's an heirloom from his father, a bangle he wears in his hair.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 03:44 PM (LvTSG)

23 Stacey Abrams had gravity

Posted by: steevy at September 27, 2022 03:44 PM (yezA1)

24 The viewing numbers that show that She-Hulk never even cracked the top ten? The first for an MCU show?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 03:42 PM (LvTSG)


I blame the male gaze.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 27, 2022 03:44 PM (bhRsz)

25 "man-baby tantrums".

Yes, insult your potential audience more, she-hag.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 27, 2022 03:44 PM (Rl7KJ)

26 The critics ratings and the viewing figures are what count


Lulz.

Critics.....Yeah, no.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

27 21 Overlord DVD had a video on the internals on SheHulk. It's not just bad, but catastrophic on how bad the ratings are. Additionally, disney+ paying subs are only ~40% of total subs, and those people paying are the older demographic...ie the demographic being put off by the woke BS.
Posted by: redchief at September 27, 2022 03:43 PM (oLflv)

One note of caution: Doomcock has been saying Kathleen Kennedy is out at Disney for the past 3-4 years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2022 03:44 PM (5r4XQ)

28 Yea baby. The Dow is above 29,000 again. The recession is over thanks to VP Harris leaving the country to visit relatives...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 03:44 PM (/Qz4j)

29 CNN poached Chris Wallace to eff with Fox. That's the whole reason. And because they are full of people who thought Stelter was a genius, they thought that was an awesome plan. They would steal away Fox's star and that would kill Fox.

Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2022 03:44 PM (pwExq)

30 to quote Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes), who cares?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 27, 2022 03:44 PM (kFrCu)

31 She-Hulk's appeal is just becoming more selective.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 27, 2022 03:44 PM (PiwSw)

32 I like how Disney never provides context for (i.e., comparison with other shows) the viewer numbers of their bad shows but simply calls them "great" and pairs them with the critic reviews, most of which they bought and paid for.

Posted by: tpant at September 27, 2022 03:44 PM (mxEar)

33
1 st!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2022 03:39 PM (Wnv9h)



Nicely done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

34 I don't think they are quite done with rebuilding CNN yet but unless they make a REALLY clear, distinct difference between the old and the new people are not going to tune in.

And probably won't anyway.

Apparently Wallace's new show is so dull and pointless they're canceling it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 03:44 PM (Ivdso)

35
Zaslav - leak fake intelligence to the USN that indicates the US could blunder into a generational war by blowing up this shitty little nepot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2022 03:45 PM (oINRc)

36 The Communist News Network can go screw themselves

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 27, 2022 03:45 PM (xhxe8)

37 21 Overlord DVD had a video on the internals on SheHulk. It's not just bad, but catastrophic on how bad the ratings are. Additionally, disney+ paying subs are only ~40% of total subs, and those people paying are the older demographic...ie the demographic being put off by the woke BS.
Posted by: redchief at September 27, 2022 03:43 PM (oLflv)

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If a paying account watches 100 hours of Bluey a week and then watches the newest episode of She-Hulk, how much of that money gets attributed to Bluey and how much gets attributed to She-Hulk?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 03:45 PM (LvTSG)

38 She-Hulk doing interviews would beat Chris Wallace.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 27, 2022 03:45 PM (yQpMk)

39 Second look at Tater for the numerous people who prefer their stupidity untainted by nepotism?

Posted by: Minuteman at September 27, 2022 03:45 PM (KZytU)

40 Chris Wallace has the flaccidity of David French, the bulbous body of Kevin Williamson and the bespectacled puss face of Jonah Goldberg. What's not to like?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2022 03:45 PM (ZeDNp)

41 The viewing numbers that show that She-Hulk never even cracked the top ten? The first for an MCU show?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Yep. Ms. Marvel premiere clicked in at ten and then was never in again. She-Hulk has never been in the top ten. And it is BAAAAAD like cringe bad.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2022 03:45 PM (MGB5H)

42 I blame myself. I raised a shithead for a son and I told him to get a real job over and over again but he always wanted to be a loser like me.

Well, I'm dead now so fuck him and CBS and CNN.

Posted by: Zombie Mike Wallace at September 27, 2022 03:45 PM (bC9HI)

43 @SheHulk
That's because dudebros having man-baby tantrums have review 💣it. The critics ratings and the viewing figures are what count

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Almost. "Critic" ratings (and are the "dudebros having man-baby tantrums" *not* critics? If not, why not?) don't matter, either. Not directly.

Viewership matters. That's it. Money talks. Viewers are subscribers. Subscribers are money. Are you bringing more subscribers (money) in thanks to your show? Is your show helping the platform retain subscribers (money)? If so, then you're good. If not, then you're in trouble. The critics as such are irrelevant to that particular reality.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 03:45 PM (t0OGg)

44 They only push Communist Propaganda

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 27, 2022 03:45 PM (xhxe8)

45 So CNN is out 8 million dollars?

Another win for the good guys.

Suck it, commie News Network.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 27, 2022 03:45 PM (haWye)

46 It must suck to be a nepot. I guess Chris Wallace and Hunter Biden can hang out together and comiserate on the nasty underbelly neptoism.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 03:45 PM (Hudry)

47 I honestly think Disney WAS going to gire Kathleen Kennedy years ago but then saw the reaction and kept her for spite

Posted by: steevy at September 27, 2022 03:45 PM (yezA1)

48 Why is it that you can pretty much invert whatever the rotten tomatoes score is to get the real rating?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2022 03:46 PM (ZeDNp)

49 But Chris Wallace has *gravitas,* Ace. Gravitas!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 03:43 PM (t0OGg)

He has that in common with Biden.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 27, 2022 03:46 PM (VdGjU)

50 43 Viewership matters. That's it. Money talks. Viewers are subscribers. Subscribers are money. Are you bringing more subscribers (money) in thanks to your show? Is your show helping the platform retain subscribers (money)? If so, then you're good. If not, then you're in trouble. The critics as such are irrelevant to that particular reality.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 03:45 PM (t0OGg)

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Michael Bay didn't make 6 Transformers movies because the critics loved them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

51 Doomcock has been saying Kathleen Kennedy is out at Disney for the past 3-4 years.

Victor does always preface his statements with "according to rumor, I cannot confirm" so its not like, say, Kurt Schlichter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 03:46 PM (Ivdso)

52 The only reason I would eye Trey Gowdy is to see if he's finally reached translucency.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 27, 2022 03:46 PM (sI15f)

53 Is there an explanation for why Hulking Out doesn't turn She into a dumb monster? Didn't it take Banner a decade to reach an equilibrium with the rage monster inside him?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 27, 2022 03:46 PM (yQpMk)

54 I figured there were enough Star Trek nerds with green chick fetishes to boost the ratings. Guess I was wrong.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 03:46 PM (Y5qcH)

55 Overlord DVD had a video on the internals on SheHulk. It's not just bad, but catastrophic on how bad the ratings are. Additionally, disney+ paying subs are only ~40% of total subs, and those people paying are the older demographic...ie the demographic being put off by the woke BS.
Posted by: redchief at September 27, 2022 03:43 PM (oLflv)
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What are the non-paying subscriptions? How does that work?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 03:46 PM (t0OGg)

56 I know I'll regret asking, but what is a CHUD?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 03:47 PM (vH/6k)

57 Reminder to watch Better Call Saul.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 27, 2022 03:47 PM (44ww/)

58 53 Is there an explanation for why Hulking Out doesn't turn She into a dumb monster? Didn't it take Banner a decade to reach an equilibrium with the rage monster inside him?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 27, 2022 03:46 PM (yQpMk)

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Comic book logic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

59
It must suck to be a nepot. I guess Chris Wallace and Hunter Biden can hang out together and comiserate on the nasty underbelly neptoism.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 03:45 PM (Hudry)

They can snort coke off Don Lemon's taint. Then sue him for harassment. The perfect crime.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2022 03:47 PM (oINRc)

60 Stacey Abrams has gravity. Place her in orbit around the sun, she alone would change the orbits of all the planets in our solar system.. The earth's orbit may shift and be closer to the sun or further away and we would really have.....

GLOBAL WARMING OR GLOBAL COOLING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 03:47 PM (/Qz4j)

61 I'm surprised CNN didn't tap Ben Stiller for this gig.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 03:47 PM (Hudry)

62 55 What are the non-paying subscriptions? How does that work?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 03:46 PM (t0OGg)

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"Sign up for T-Mobile and get 1 year Disney+ for free!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

63 F*ck you, Ace! I'll tear your furry arm off and beat you to death with it!

*sobs*
*eats more ice cream*

Posted by: Chris Wallace at September 27, 2022 03:47 PM (h5TKJ)

64 Yea baby. The Dow is above 29,000 again. The recession is over thanks to VP Harris leaving the country to visit relatives...
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 03:44 PM (/Qz4j)



Stock Market has lost $7T since Biden stole the election.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

65 "Is there an explanation for why Hulking Out doesn't turn She into a dumb monster?'

Because she, like, has soooo much more experience controlling her temper, because, like, she's a woman?

/valleygirl

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 27, 2022 03:47 PM (9qN+M)

66 and are the "dudebros having man-baby tantrums" *not* critics? If not, why not?

"We can't buy them"
--Disney

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 03:47 PM (Ivdso)

67 She hulk probably thinks total viewers are what matters and doesn't care to understand going from, say, 500,000 viewers on the first show to 50,000 viewers on the second show is a bad thing.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 27, 2022 03:47 PM (5pTK/)

68 56 I know I'll regret asking, but what is a CHUD?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 03:47 PM (vH/6k)

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2022 03:47 PM (5r4XQ)

69 53 Is there an explanation for why Hulking Out doesn't turn She into a dumb monster? Didn't it take Banner a decade to reach an equilibrium with the rage monster inside him?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 27, 2022 03:46 PM (yQpMk)

Duh, women mature faster. That's just science. Except we don't know what a woman is.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 03:47 PM (Y5qcH)

70 What are the non-paying subscriptions? How does that work?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 03:46 PM (t0OGg)


People who get it as a promotion. One of the phone companies will give you a year of D+ for free - I think TMobile?

Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2022 03:48 PM (pwExq)

71
So what kind of girl wants to turn into a green hulking rage beast?

Like none

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at September 27, 2022 03:48 PM (xAAUL)

72 68 Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2022 03:47 PM (5r4XQ)

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You know what's weird?

That's what it says on my birth certificate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

73 Michael Bay didn't make 6 Transformers movies because the critics loved them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 03:46 PM (LvTSG)
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Nope. Or the guys who made a billion "Fast and Furious" movies. Butts in seats and cash exchanged for tickets are what matters. Critics hate those movies. I don't like those movies. They keep getting made and keep making money, though. So Michael Bay - not me and not the critics - have the last laugh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 03:48 PM (t0OGg)

74 This is rich:

Der Spiegel:

CIA warnte Bundesregierung vor Anschlag auf Ostsee-Pipelines

or

CIA warns federal government against attack on Baltic Sea pipelines

No kidding.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2022 03:48 PM (I2/tG)

75 When it comes to Chrisses soy sauce dipped Wallace is worse than sauce dipped Matthews.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 27, 2022 03:48 PM (KZytU)

76 years ago, John Simon (our great critic of the arts) said something to the effect that most film/movie 'critics' are really just professional fans.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 27, 2022 03:48 PM (kFrCu)

77 36 The Communist News Network can go screw themselves
Posted by: Skip's phone at September 27, 2022 03:45 PM (xhxe

Maybe Weather Channel will pick him up. Might even be an improvement.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 27, 2022 03:48 PM (MkuC5)

78 Bad TV shows are going to win the internets right down Johnny Forgotten's memory hole.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2022 03:49 PM (sEoTu)

79 at this point I have to ask, what ISN'T apparently a money laundering scheme?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2022 03:49 PM (xhaym)

80 Is there an explanation for why Hulking Out doesn't turn She into a dumb monster?

I believe in the comics, its because her transformation wasn't caused by rage, but just stress or danger. And they meant "actual danger" not "catcalling and mansplaining"

Plus, it made her distinct and interesting, plus much easier to write.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 03:49 PM (Ivdso)

81 70 What are the non-paying subscriptions? How does that work?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 03:46 PM (t0OGg)

People who get it as a promotion. One of the phone companies will give you a year of D+ for free - I think TMobile?
Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2022 03:48 PM (pwExq)

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I also think that Disney offers significantly discounted subscription rates in certain markets like India. Something like $1 a month.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

82 And how is African Warrior Queen- doing? People still going to see it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 03:49 PM (vH/6k)

83 >23 Stacey Abrams had gravity

Posted by: steevy at September 27, 2022 03:44 PM (yezA1)


She still has a lot of gravity. They only schedule rocket lift-offs in FL when she isn't in the southeast.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 27, 2022 03:49 PM (sjdRT)

84 Stock Market has lost $7T since Biden stole the election.

Yea, but it could be worse. We could be like Cuba.... So we are fortunate to have the "Wizard of Wall Street" as POTUS and Cackles as VP or something.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 03:49 PM (/Qz4j)

85 I know I'll regret asking, but what is a CHUD?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 03:47 PM (vH/6k)

I don't know what that is either but I'm well known to be sweet and innocent.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 27, 2022 03:49 PM (VdGjU)

86 "Sign up for T-Mobile and get 1 year Disney+ for free!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 03:47 PM (LvTSG)
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Okay, cool. So promotional subscriptions. Makes sense.

Promo subscriptions are 60% of their total? That raises an eyebrow for me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 03:49 PM (t0OGg)

87 Isn't it weird that soy sauce always drips out the bottle? It's the sauce that cannot be contained.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 03:50 PM (Y5qcH)

88
...
I'm Jim Acosta.
I'm Christine Amanpour.
I'm Tater Stelter
I'm Chris Wallace ... all these stories and more, on "30 Minutes".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 27, 2022 03:50 PM (pNxlR)

89 You know ace,
I really doubt you sincerely feel bad for Mr Wallace.

I'm sensing schaudenfreude.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 03:50 PM (k+EOy)

90 Soysauce-Dipped Angry Old Fartbag Chris Wallace

I need a new monitor. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 27, 2022 03:50 PM (Xrfse)

91 Trey Gowdy's Hair is more popular than Wallace.

I guess Gutfeld has yet another rich vein of humor to tap WRT Wallace.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 27, 2022 03:50 PM (aXxgO)

92 Willowed:
You know, that is an interesting question: who is the woman who is most referenced on AOSHQ, all time?

That's easy: Alexandra Daddario. Not even close.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 27, 2022 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

Really? When ace started this blog, she was in elementary school.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2022 03:50 PM (5r4XQ)

93 re 71: Lena Dunham? it would be a yuuge improvement.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 27, 2022 03:50 PM (kFrCu)

94 So what kind of girl wants to turn into a green hulking rage beast?
Like none
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at September 27, 2022 03:48 PM (xAAUL)


PRINCESS FIONA!!!

YOU ARE SO LAME!!!!11!11!

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2022 03:51 PM (xhaym)

95 "Is there an explanation for why Hulking Out doesn't turn She into a dumb monster?'

Because she, like, has soooo much more experience controlling her temper, because, like, she's a woman?

/valleygirl
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 27, 2022 03:47 PM (9qN+M)

I believe the show literally had her say something like this, that it was all the years of getting whistled at by construction workers and not getting angry.

Posted by: mappy at September 27, 2022 03:51 PM (mxEar)

96 Some of these people think they are the viewer draw, but the material is the draw. Tucker Carlson is a draw because he covers current events in an honest way, not as some left wing shill. Wallace and Me again Kelly thought they were stars. Wrong.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 03:51 PM (QSjkU)

97 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Don LeMon at September 27, 2022 03:51 PM (FJYfm)

98 Could this explain the problems with "Artemis". Maybe then can launch after she loses the election and Biden gives her a bogus job in DC ???


She still has a lot of gravity. They only schedule rocket lift-offs in FL when she isn't in the southeast.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 03:51 PM (/Qz4j)

99 86 Okay, cool. So promotional subscriptions. Makes sense.

Promo subscriptions are 60% of their total? That raises an eyebrow for me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 03:49 PM (t0OGg)

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I don't know about percentages (no idea, really), but it wouldn't surprise me to see a whole lot of people being all mercenary and riding deals from one month to the next, dropping it for a month, and ten signing up at a discount again.

Still, most people would just sign up and forget about it. It's not like the subscription is $50 a month, or something. It's $8.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 03:51 PM (LvTSG)

100 >>>56 I know I'll regret asking, but what is a CHUD?


originally in the 80s it stood for Canabalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller. It was the name of a low budget horror movie.

It now means like "low-quality man." SJWs are fond of using the term. It's like the word "bitch" but for men.

But don't call anyone a bitch.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2022 03:51 PM (B3oWe)

101 "I also think that Disney offers significantly discounted subscription rates in certain markets like India. Something like $1 a month."

So not only do Americans subsidize everyone else's low drug prices, we also subsidize everyone else's Disney + subscriptions?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 27, 2022 03:51 PM (9qN+M)

102 Big Media/Entertainment will be bailed out by Congress.
It's not difficult to figure out why either.

Posted by: It's coming... at September 27, 2022 03:51 PM (8Y7CZ)

103 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2022 03:47 PM (5r4XQ)

O.K. That wasn't bad. You should have made something else up; I would have believed it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 03:51 PM (vH/6k)

104 That's a damn shame, Mr. Presidential Debate Monitor.
You were so impartial and objective.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 27, 2022 03:52 PM (JxDRp)

105 97 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Don LeMon at September 27, 2022 03:51 PM (FJYfm)

If I miss you you'll hear it.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 27, 2022 03:52 PM (MkuC5)

106 That’s because dudebros having man-baby tantrums have review [bomb] it. The critics ratings and the viewing figures are what count

This is like the people who say that Cuba and Venezuela failed because of US sanctions. Its not their fault!!!1!!!!!1!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 03:52 PM (Ivdso)

107 87 Isn't it weird that soy sauce always drips out the bottle? It's the sauce that cannot be contained.
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Dude, I grew up on rice, butter and soy sauce for breakfast as a kid.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 03:52 PM (Hudry)

108 Promo subscriptions are 60% of their total? That raises an eyebrow for me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 03:49 PM (t0OGg)

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Those promo subscriptions are used to pad numbers and are amazingly difficult to get rid of.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 27, 2022 03:52 PM (5pTK/)

109 I love how Wallace so much wanted to have the other side like him, he ambushed and sold out every person he purported to politically align with, then thought everyone on the other side would welcome him. Even Democrats hate a sellout, Chrissy, you f'ing bint

Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2022 03:52 PM (ZeDNp)

110 89 You know ace,
I really doubt you sincerely feel bad for Mr Wallace.

I'm sensing schaudenfreude.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 03:50 PM (k+EOy)

Cruelty, even.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 27, 2022 03:52 PM (PiwSw)

111 What, a show about a gigantic green Karen wouldn't be a ratings bonanza? Who coulda guessed that? Loose that inner Mary Sue Karen, and the potential audience would be... well, somebody will watch... I guess...

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 27, 2022 03:52 PM (CecP5)

112 Posted by: ace at September 27, 2022 03:51 PM (B3oWe)

Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 03:52 PM (vH/6k)

113 CHUD describes my golf game today.
Dang.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 03:52 PM (kdUPz)

114 How long before Harvard hires Chris Wallace?

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 27, 2022 03:52 PM (/qNGG)

115 Can these networks stop paying news personalities like they're movie stars?

It'd do a wonder to their ego.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 03:41 PM (LvTSG)

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"I AM big. It's the AUDIENCES that got small."

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 27, 2022 03:52 PM (HdxDl)

116 CHUD = Cannabilistic Human Underground Dweller

I think. I was too lazy to Google.

Posted by: Captain Midnight at September 27, 2022 03:53 PM (hfOpt)

117 Watch. Fox will rehire Megyn Kelly.

Her first interview will be an exclusive with Trump.

Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2022 03:53 PM (pwExq)

118 I feel confident that Wallace can increase his viewership if he'd just suck off 200 liberals a week. I know it's tough cutting back...

A few of them might even remember his name if they need a quick pop.

Of course, a change in the show name might help --

Sucking For Dollars

And c'mon, those glasses just scream that he has seen the business end of many a penis eruption.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 27, 2022 03:53 PM (JOtiF)

119 I know I'll regret asking, but what is a CHUD?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 03:47 PM (vH/6k)
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CHUD is a legendary B-movie from the mid 80s. In it, the government has been secretly disposing of toxic waste in disused subway tunnels under New York City. Hobos living in the disused tunnels were exposed to the waste and mutated into dumb, violent, aggressive cannibal monsters who hunt those who live above.

CHUD is an acronym. It means - according to the placards on the toxic waste drums - "Contamination Hazard: Urban Disposal." The true meaning, however, was explained via dialogue in the movie. The real meaning of CHUD is "Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller."

To call someone a "CHUD" is to liken them to a tunnel-dwelling bum who got hopped up on toxic waste, mutated into a dumb and violent monster, and then started hunting normals.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 03:53 PM (t0OGg)

120 O.K. That wasn't bad. You should have made something else up; I would have believed it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 03:51 PM (vH/6k)

Clandestine Heuristic Ultimate Divebomber

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2022 03:53 PM (5r4XQ)

121 Dude, I grew up on rice, butter and soy sauce for breakfast as a kid.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 03:52 PM (Hudry)

Throw some spam in there and you got a Hawaiian breakfast.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 03:53 PM (Y5qcH)

122 I have heard of "Red Snapper", but never Green...

What, a show about a gigantic green Karen wouldn't be a ratings bonanza? Who coulda guessed that? Loose that inner Mary Sue Karen, and the potential audience would be... well, somebody will watch... I guess...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 03:53 PM (/Qz4j)

123 > Why is it that you can pretty much invert whatever the rotten tomatoes score is to get the real rating?

Film critics are, by and large, gay communists who hate America.

Thus, if one isn't a gay communist who hates America, inverting the critic's score on RT makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 27, 2022 03:53 PM (bW8dp)

124 If you guys can't take enough winning, Rachel Dolezal has an OnlyFans page and the photos have been leaked.

Outkick.com has the story. tinyurl.com/bdcmhh9w

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 27, 2022 03:53 PM (llXky)

125 Posted by: ace at September 27, 2022 03:51 PM (B3oWe)

Like the inverse of "Chad"?

Dunno if they meant *that* though.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 27, 2022 03:53 PM (Rl7KJ)

126
I use CHUD to describe the kind of drooling halfwits with face tattoos and fentanyl habits who infest our country. Mutants.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2022 03:53 PM (oINRc)

127
C.H.U.D. -- Originally from the old 1984 awesome horror flick and is the acronym for Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller.

This term is regarded as the WORST possible insult you can dish out on the social media circles today. When you call someone a CHUD you're basically calling them a flurry of cocktail of foul names. Synonyms would be foul, lethargic, morally bankrupt, severe physical unattractiveness, mindnumbingly stupid, brainwashed, probably has terrible hygiene, unable to comprehend sufficiently, or probably an unread zombie.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 27, 2022 03:53 PM (pNxlR)

128 Maybe Weather Channel will pick him up. Might even be an improvement.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 27, 2022 03:48 PM (MkuC5)

Send him to Tampa. Watch him get decapitated by a flying stop sign. Ratings bonanza.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 27, 2022 03:53 PM (aursc)

129 It now means like "low-quality man." SJWs are fond of using the term. It's like the word "bitch" but for men.

LOL Ok, haven't heard that one yet. The left is so bad at this. "Quick, we need a nostalgic word to describe people we hate! Here's one, from a movie nobody references and barely remembers!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 03:54 PM (Ivdso)

130 another word popular among feminist women/sjw women to put down men is "scrote." The women on the very misandric, anti-man site "Female Dating Strategy," which is just a Pick-Up Strategy site but for girls, which preaches stuff like dehumanizing the opposite sex to increase your own confidence, is fond of calling men "scrotes."

They also call almost all men "low quality men."

Ryan Long jokingly calls the people who listen to his podcast for free "low quality men" or LQMs, and the ones who pay for the bonus shows on Patrion High Quality Men or HQMs.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2022 03:54 PM (B3oWe)

131 Chris Wallace has the taint of FOX for all CNN viewers. He also has the taint of CNN for all FOX viewers.

Wallace is getting punished up the ying-yang.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 27, 2022 03:54 PM (aXxgO)

132 I don't think they are quite done with rebuilding CNN yet but unless they make a REALLY clear, distinct difference between the old and the new people are not going to tune in.

And probably won't anyway.

Apparently Wallace's new show is so dull and pointless they're canceling it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 03:44 PM (Ivdso)

Probably Wallace contract with the old CNN had a clause to give him a show. So they gave him a show, and now that the ratings sucks they can fire him.

Might have a whole line of dweebs they will cycle through that time slot.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 27, 2022 03:54 PM (eoQWY)

133 Stacy Abrams as the she hulk... No special effects needed...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 03:54 PM (/Qz4j)

134 Stacey Abrams had gravity

Posted by: steevy at September 27, 2022 03:44 PM (yezA1)

Gravity? She got a frigging Schwarzschild radius.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 27, 2022 03:54 PM (VwHCD)

135 Didn't Toxic Avengers get remade?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 27, 2022 03:54 PM (44ww/)

136 Maybe CNN could replace Chris Wallace with a transitioned Christine Wallace, and paint her face green, and grow big CGI muscles on her... just spitballin here.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 27, 2022 03:54 PM (CecP5)

137 I much prefer CHUG!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 03:54 PM (kdUPz)

138 130 They also call almost all men "low quality men."

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2022 03:54 PM (B3oWe)

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"Yeah! You go girl!"

"Ever wonder why we're lonely and unhappy?"

"Burn the witch!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 03:55 PM (LvTSG)

139 In case you think Twitter is useless, today I learned that the dad on ALF had crack fueled hobo orgies in his house. And filmed them.

Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2022 03:55 PM (pwExq)

140 ... I don't know about percentages (no idea, really), but it wouldn't surprise me to see a whole lot of people being all mercenary and riding deals from one month to the next, dropping it for a month, and ten signing up at a discount again. ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 03:51 PM (LvTSG)
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It is my prediction - and has been for some time - that this will become the norm. All of these services are from $8 to $15 per month. If you carry all of them, you're paying more than cable. So subscribe to a couple of them, consume what you want, drop it, subscribe to something else for while, repeat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 03:55 PM (t0OGg)

141 C.H.U.D. -- Originally from the old 1984 awesome horror flick and is the acronym for Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller.

This term is regarded as the WORST possible insult you can dish out on the social media circles today. When you call someone a CHUD you're basically calling them a flurry of cocktail of foul names. Synonyms would be foul, lethargic, morally bankrupt, severe physical unattractiveness, mindnumbingly stupid, brainwashed, probably has terrible hygiene, unable to comprehend sufficiently, or probably an unread zombie.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 27, 2022 03:53 PM (pNxlR)

I have been using that term since the movie first came out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 27, 2022 03:55 PM (VwHCD)

142 121 Dude, I grew up on rice, butter and soy sauce for breakfast as a kid.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 03:52 PM (Hudry)

Throw some spam in there and you got a Hawaiian breakfast.
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Love SPAM. My dad hated it. He spent 4+ years eating it during WWII. He didn't like beaches, either.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 03:55 PM (Hudry)

143 "another word popular among feminist women/sjw women to put down men is "scrote." "

I haven't heard anyone use that word as an insult since the second (first?) Back to the Future movie.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 27, 2022 03:55 PM (9qN+M)

144 Dude, I grew up on rice, butter and soy sauce for breakfast as a kid.
Posted by: Puddinhead
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*fistbump*

Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 03:55 PM (pTucJ)

145 I'm surprised an accountant hasn't proposed ditching Chris Wallace's $6 million contract and just run infomercials.

Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2022 03:55 PM (yZlY6)

146
So CHUD has become a Twitter word? I've been using it for decades.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2022 03:55 PM (oINRc)

147 When Stacy Abrams walks ten feet from the Buffet bar to the non-gender bathroom the tides shift

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 03:56 PM (/Qz4j)

148 Maybe CNN could give Wallace a broom closet and some filing to do in order to get him to quit.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 27, 2022 03:56 PM (5pTK/)

149 People are STUPID!

I have a very prominent do not ring this doorbell sign posted right by my front door because we get dozens of walk by solicitors every week in our neighborhood. I put it up because we have the biggest house around and they gravitate to us.


Just had a frontier cable company team walk up and ring my door bell and the dogs went ape$hit as normal. Walked out and asked them what they wanted and the guy said they were in my neighborhood letting everyone know they upgraded their service. I asked if he saw the sign that I was pointing to and he said yes he did. I asked why he rang the bell after reading the sign. He stood there and looked dumbstruck and then finally said "my bad" after I asked him again why he rang the bell after he read the sign. Stupid should hurt.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 27, 2022 03:56 PM (bVYXr)

150 Throw some spam in there and you got a Hawaiian breakfast.
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Or Portagee sausage.

Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 03:56 PM (pTucJ)

151 140 It is my prediction - and has been for some time - that this will become the norm. All of these services are from $8 to $15 per month. If you carry all of them, you're paying more than cable. So subscribe to a couple of them, consume what you want, drop it, subscribe to something else for while, repeat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 03:55 PM (t0OGg)

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We have HULU all the time. Dolley only buys it on Black Friday when it's $2 per month. I wonder how much money they're making off of us.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

152 I just see CNN as the shit Midas of television.

Even if they were to get a rock solid line-up of conservatives, which won't happen, it would take 5 to 10 years to defumigate the cockroaches and remove the stench of death.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 27, 2022 03:56 PM (lf83v)

153 Imma guessing CNN will have to beg Chris Cuomo to come back and save them.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 03:56 PM (Hudry)

154 I wouldn't mind Fox rehiring Megyn as long as they put her in a miniskirt and on a leg chair.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 03:57 PM (QSjkU)

155 Alexander Mercouris of The Duran notes there have been all sorts of negotiations going on that Biden would want to stop. Hence the pipeline attack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpjj5CYI4aA

This link is a livestream that is current. Alexander's analysis is in the first 10 minutes so skip back to the beginning.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 27, 2022 03:57 PM (5Qjf9)

156 > Gravity? She got a frigging Schwarzschild radius.

It must be really challenging for news cameramen to get a shot of her, what with the light rays bending around her like that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 27, 2022 03:57 PM (bW8dp)

157 As a card-carrying "low quality man" I am amazingly disinterested in what these unpleasant leftist women think of me or anything else.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 03:57 PM (Ivdso)

158 I like big butts, I cannot deny it.............

Stacey's Got Back and front and sides !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 03:57 PM (/Qz4j)

159 She-Hulk apparently dedicated part of an episode to make fun of the Friday Night Tights crew.

Posted by: Methos at September 27, 2022 03:57 PM (kOpft)

160 150 Throw some spam in there and you got a Hawaiian breakfast.
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Or Portagee sausage.
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This sounds gay.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 03:57 PM (Hudry)

161 Or Portagee sausage.
Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 03:56 PM (pTucJ)

Right, I loved that stuff.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 03:57 PM (Y5qcH)

162
Hey, this entertainment is awesome!

You Morons and millions others will learn to grow and appreciate it after a few years and before the bankruptcies.

Posted by: Auspex at September 27, 2022 03:57 PM (j4U/Z)

163 Stacy Abrams has gravy

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2022 03:57 PM (xhaym)

164 And what's really fun, is Rings of Power appears to have worse ratings than She-Hulk.

Posted by: Methos at September 27, 2022 03:58 PM (kOpft)

165 Wallace contract with the old CNN had a clause to give him a show. So they gave him a show, and now that the ratings sucks they can fire him.

"According to our test audiences, Chris, the problem with your show is that you're on it."

Posted by: CNN at September 27, 2022 03:58 PM (yZlY6)

166 I know you are all going to be shocked by this, but the prog element of the San Diego County government has decided on their next public health crisis: homelessness.

https://bit.ly/3DYkvYs

Turn on the money. Silence the dissenters. It's a public health CRISIS!

Posted by: motionview, a MAGA Republican (who supports DeSantis) at September 27, 2022 03:58 PM (rvIpH)

167 *rings Mister Scott's doorbell*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 27, 2022 03:58 PM (aursc)

168 "they were in my neighborhood letting everyone know they upgraded their service"

Did they forget that there's such a thing as mail? That's the kind of thing you tell people about using a post card, not door-to-door announcements.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 27, 2022 03:58 PM (9qN+M)

169 Can't Understand Normal Thinking

Oh no wait that's something else

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2022 03:59 PM (sEoTu)

170 You know who else used to give D+?

Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at September 27, 2022 03:59 PM (KZytU)

171 165 Wallace contract with the old CNN had a clause to give him a show. So they gave him a show, and now that the ratings sucks they can fire him.

"According to our test audiences, Chris, the problem with your show is that you're on it."
Posted by: CNN at September 27, 2022 03:58 PM (yZlY6)

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"Fuck you. Pay me."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 03:59 PM (LvTSG)

172 Is it true Chris Wallace is filming segments on Kaloopy in a bikini to try to change his image?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 27, 2022 03:59 PM (lf83v)

173 Well, Fox is pushing Pennsylvania polls that are way outside the margins of anyone else, showing that republicans are getting monkey hammered. So maybe Fox slowly becomes CNN and CNN becomes Fox. It's the circle of life or something.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2022 03:59 PM (ZeDNp)

174 Stacy Abrams is so dense she bends light.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 27, 2022 03:59 PM (yQpMk)

175 Posted last thread but relevant here as tv and entertainment. The alphabet mafia is losing their minds about the dahmer show cause he was ghey and the show not only notes it but it's a big part of the story and Netflix even tagged it with the alphabet tag.

https://tinyurl.com/mt49kukz

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2022 03:59 PM (MGB5H)

176 >>>>"Yeah! You go girl!"
"Ever wonder why we're lonely and unhappy?"

Ryan and Danny are always making that point. The Female Dating Strategy site is written by women who are still single in their forties, giving out advice about how to land High Quality Men, something they've never actually done but hope to one day through bizarre advice which mostly involves insulting men to see if they react "correctly," which is deferentially and submissively, because You Are a Kween.

They read one letter from a reader/contributor who was a woman in her sixties who was praising the site's advice and talking about this guy she'd walked out on a date with because he'd asked her about her job. She was an English teacher, and he'd asked what her favorite books were. She took this as a challenge of her authority -- he was "testing" her to see if she really knew anything about books, to put her in her place -- and walked out without, of course, offering to pay half the check.

And she's single in her sixties. Who knew!!!

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2022 03:59 PM (B3oWe)

177 Where is the most dangerous place on earth? Cambodia, South Sudan, Afghanistan, New Orleans...???

No, the space between Stacy Abrams and the Buffet tables...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 03:59 PM (/Qz4j)

178 Alexander Mercouris of The Duran notes there have been all sorts of negotiations going on that Biden would want to stop.

The Ukraine War will go on for years.

We'll make sure of it.

Posted by: General Milley! at September 27, 2022 03:59 PM (I2/tG)

179 They could vacuum pack Stacy Abrams into an old space shuttle and fly her out to Apophis the next time it flies by to change its orbit.

Then they could keep her in orbit around Earth for a few years and make all the space junk fall into the atmosphere.

Then they could de-orbit her and we could have a weenier roast to watch her burn up in the atmosphere on re-entry.

Winning.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 27, 2022 04:00 PM (MkuC5)

180 Just an FYI ace that's a fanmade She-Hulk Twitter account.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2022 04:00 PM (aRLgQ)

181 OMG, dudebros having temper tantrums and review bombing She-Hulk ?

You mean, the KEY demographic the show should be appealing to ? Good idea to also insult them while putting out a show that sucks ass.

Posted by: deadrody at September 27, 2022 04:00 PM (kYmXc)

182 Maybe Weather Channel will pick him up. Might even be an improvement.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 27, 2022 03:48 PM (MkuC5)

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Send him to Florida. I could really see him rowing a canoe on a St. Pete street.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 27, 2022 04:00 PM (JxDRp)

183 "So not only do Americans subsidize everyone else's low drug prices, we also subsidize everyone else's Disney + subscriptions? "

Either that, or those folks ore really paying a fair price for the value of the product being offered.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 27, 2022 04:00 PM (PGGFI)

184 So subscribe to a couple of them, consume what you want, drop it, subscribe to something else for while, repeat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 03:55 PM (t0OGg)

That's what our brats and their friends do. And they also share sign-on info, which is cheating the providers out a fair amount of income...and I laugh!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2022 04:00 PM (XIJ/X)

185 So CHUD has become a Twitter word? I've been using it for decades.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2022 03:55 PM (oINRc)


Twitter is trendy, not original

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2022 04:00 PM (xhaym)

186 She-Hulk is so bad that it's embarrassing to see critics give it so many positive reviews. What a bunch of hacks.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at September 27, 2022 04:00 PM (wpJDK)

187 Biden as worst president ... Carter was stupid but Biden is truly evil ... and stupid as well.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 27, 2022 04:00 PM (5Qjf9)

188 176 She took this as a challenge of her authority -- he was "testing" her to see if she really knew anything about books, to put her in her place -- and walked out without, of course, offering to pay half the check.

And she's single in her sixties. Who knew!!!

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2022 03:59 PM (B3oWe)

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"Oh, so you like books? Like which one, bitch? I bet you never read one book in your dumb life."
-Exact dialogue, for sure

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

189 In the gym, sound off of course, there's CNN with January 6 committee Newz!!!! New evidences!!! Something about Meadows! and "seizing voting machines!!!".

The country is so, so dumbed down beyond recognition that the idiotic discussion of sports "news" and "analysis" on most of the other screens was probably more intelligent, and relevant, than what CNN had on.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2022 04:00 PM (OTzUX)

190 173 Well, Fox is pushing Pennsylvania polls that are way outside the margins of anyone else, showing that republicans are getting monkey hammered. So maybe Fox slowly becomes CNN and CNN becomes Fox. It's the circle of life or something.
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What's FOX's pollster have to say about AZ?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:00 PM (Hudry)

191 ... They read one letter from a reader/contributor who was a woman in her sixties who was praising the site's advice and talking about this guy she'd walked out on a date with because he'd asked her about her job. She was an English teacher, and he'd asked what her favorite books were. She took this as a challenge of her authority -- he was "testing" her to see if she really knew anything about books, to put her in her place -- and walked out without, of course, offering to pay half the check. ...
Posted by: ace at September 27, 2022 03:59 PM (B3oWe)
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Dude dodged a bullet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 04:01 PM (t0OGg)

192 Invite the homeless in, open the drugs up, then declare a emergency so government needs more tax money.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2022 04:01 PM (xhxe8)

193 Maybe CNN could give Wallace a broom closet and some filing to do in order to get him to quit.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 27, 2022 03:56 PM (

To make him feel better they could put a pink star on the door.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 27, 2022 04:01 PM (3p4cr)

194 In case you think Twitter is useless, today I learned that the dad on ALF had crack fueled hobo orgies in his house. And filmed them.
Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2022 03:55 PM (pwExq)

Link please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 27, 2022 04:01 PM (bC9HI)

195 "What's FOX's pollster have to say about AZ?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:00 PM (Hudry)"

They've already called it for Democrats.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2022 04:01 PM (ZeDNp)

196 Easy on She-Hulk.. she's knows about suffering as a woman in a man's marvel universe.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 27, 2022 04:02 PM (53oGX)

197 FOX's pollsters just stated Dewey defeats Truman..

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 04:02 PM (/Qz4j)

198 The Female Dating Strategy site is written by women who are still single in their forties

We're starting the Military Victory site, for tips on how to win wars!

Posted by: The Italian Army! at September 27, 2022 04:02 PM (I2/tG)

199 The alphabet mafia is losing their minds about the dahmer show cause he was ghey and the show not only notes it but it's a big part of the story and Netflix even tagged it with the alphabet tag.

Yeah I saw that in an ad for the Dahmer show. It was... an interesting choice, to say the least. I mean you would expect them to try to bury the fact that he was queer, but no, they are placarding it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:02 PM (Ivdso)

200 The best football games I've seen this year are all college games. The pros really suck.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:02 PM (Hudry)

201 How do they have only 10% or so of their viewership between ages 25-54? 90% of ppl watching politics shows are either gen Z (probably barely any of those) or geriatric? The math doesn't seem realistic

Posted by: FIB agent Brandon at September 27, 2022 04:02 PM (KrErK)

202 If CNN merely was neutral in its reporting and editorializing, they could probably take away a good chunk of FOXs audience.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 27, 2022 04:02 PM (vX8ov)

203 Stacy Abrams has gravy
Posted by: Kindltot

Going to need something stronger then penicillin for that.

Posted by: Dr. Stetquavious at September 27, 2022 04:02 PM (8Y7CZ)

204 CHUD describes my golf game today.
Dang.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 03:52 PM (kdUPz)



I am not cannibalistic, but my irons ARE sponsored by Caterpillar.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

205 The Female Dating Strategy site is written by women who are still single in their forties

We're starting the Baseball Victory site!

Posted by: The 1962 Mets! at September 27, 2022 04:03 PM (I2/tG)

206 Stacy Abrams is the purest definition of a Cosmic Black hole. Once trapped in her black hole nothing escapes.....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 04:03 PM (/Qz4j)

207 "they were in my neighborhood letting everyone know they upgraded their service"

Did they forget that there's such a thing as mail? That's the kind of thing you tell people about using a post card, not door-to-door announcements.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 27, 2022 03:58 PM


LOL, we just got a card in the mail from them extolling their upgraded ultrafast service. They have been blanketing the area since they installed fiber optics 8 months ago. Pretty sure they have body cams and can't pass up a house or they get in trouble with their bosses.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 27, 2022 04:03 PM (bVYXr)

208 202 If CNN merely was neutral in its reporting and editorializing, they could probably take away a good chunk of FOXs audience.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 27, 2022 04:02 PM (vX8ov)

A cable news network shouldn't have too many "shows". It should just be some hot chick reporting the news.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 04:03 PM (UuD2k)

209 "Maybe CNN could give Wallace a broom closet and some filing to do in order to get him to quit.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 27, 2022 03:56 PM ( "

Or they could punch him in the throat and tell him to GTFO. Pussy.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2022 04:03 PM (ZeDNp)

210 Maybe CNN could give Wallace a broom closet and some filing to do in order to get him to quit.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 27, 2022 03:56 PM (



Lead him to the storage closet in the basement and hand him a red stapler.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

211 >>Dude dodged a bullet.

it's all stuff like that, where the woman walks out because you "failed the test" but you actually Won and are the Ultimate Champion.

except, of course, you had to pay for this Empowered Girlboss Feminist's dinner, but it's a small price to pay, considering what hell you might have gone through.

it's all stuff about attempting to provoke you, like bringing up astrology -- which they know men do not believe in -- just to see if you will play along with their belief in it, or will reject it.

Ryan and Danny point out that playing along with astrology doesn't mean you "respect women" -- it just means you want to get laid tonight.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2022 04:04 PM (B3oWe)

212 Posted by: ace at September 27, 2022 03:59 PM (B3oWe)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wymmins who can't get a man advise others who are totally inept at it too, thus completing the circle of life.

Classic.

Harpies.

Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2022 04:04 PM (gmo/4)

213 Trey Gowdy's Hair is more popular than Wallace.
.......

Yeah, black shoe polish hair dye is so old school.

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2022 04:04 PM (v0R5T)

214 Having recently seen commercials for the first time in several years, I can't help but notice how every "show" is filled with the most obvious annoying leftards imaginable.

Everyone in every show thinks they are the coolest thing ever. It's not even thinly veiled. And they're all extremely punchable while they eyefuck each other and the camera.

No one seems normal, or like anyone you would want to know. They all look like they can't wait to tell you about some virtue signaling "cause", barely covering for the fact that they are a douchey scumbag child molester or domestic abuser. It's very strange.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2022 04:04 PM (sEoTu)

215 Dude dodged a bullet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 04:01 PM (t0OGg)

His pet rabbit is relieved.

Posted by: Roy at September 27, 2022 04:04 PM (Ti+Tv)

216 In case you think Twitter is useless, today I learned that the dad on ALF had crack fueled hobo orgies in his house. And filmed them.
Posted by: blaster

Pfft! It's been done.
-- Zombie Bob Crane

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2022 04:04 PM (LsEU/)

217 FOX's pollsters just stated Dewey defeats Truman..

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 04:02 PM (/Qz4j)

-------

Fox News has already called Arizona for Biden in 2024.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 27, 2022 04:04 PM (HdxDl)

218
When I was moving out of my house in Denver, I was out walking my little daughter after a long day hauling boxes in the hot sun. A heavily tatted Aztec invader ambles by, puffing on a blunt, and sneers at us. The next day, I told Joe Mannix "see, this is why I'm leaving this shithole. Because of CHUDs like him."

That's the proper use. Not "guys that purple-haired manatees are angry at for withholding their veiny manhood from disgusting Twitter CHUDs."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2022 04:05 PM (oINRc)

219 211 it's all stuff about attempting to provoke you, like bringing up astrology -- which they know men do not believe in -- just to see if you will play along with their belief in it, or will reject it.

Ryan and Danny point out that playing along with astrology doesn't mean you "respect women" -- it just means you want to get laid tonight.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2022 04:04 PM (B3oWe)

========

Dolley had a bunch of astrology books when I first met her. I instantly made fun of her for them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

220 There's a guy named Matthew Hussey who does dating advice and he's really solid on it. He's funny and charming but he really lays into women that they have to change if they want to actually attract good men. And they respond really well to it because he's handsome and charming and funny.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:05 PM (Ivdso)

221 Ryan and Danny point out that playing along with astrology doesn't mean you "respect women" -- it just means you want to get laid tonight.
Posted by: ace at September 27, 2022 04:04 PM (B3oWe)
++++
But on *their* terms. So empowering, I guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 04:05 PM (t0OGg)

222 Wallace has an HBO special too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2022 04:05 PM (mZ3xv)

223 212 Posted by: ace at September 27, 2022 03:59 PM (B3oWe)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wymmins who can't get a man advise others who are totally inept at it too, thus completing the circle of life.

Classic.

Harpies.

Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2022 04:04 PM (gmo/4)

It's amazing they can type so clearly, what with all those cats jumping on the desk and all..

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 27, 2022 04:05 PM (53oGX)

224 except, of course, you had to pay for this Empowered Girlboss Feminist's dinner, but it's a small price to pay, considering what hell you might have gone through.


On the other hand, she has to pay her own Uber home.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 27, 2022 04:05 PM (yQpMk)

225 So is the Female Dating Strategy the place that is the origin of the "6-6-6" requirement?

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2022 04:05 PM (aRLgQ)

226 Willowed: Also, short women have bigger boobs in relation to height. Tall women, even if they have the same breast size as the short gals, have a harder time making them look as…desirable.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022


***
Aka, Caty Cole vs. Alexandra Daddario.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2022 04:05 PM (J2vNu)

227 Where did poor Chris get the impression he matters *

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 27, 2022 04:05 PM (VdGjU)

228 Cable news is for lonely shut-ins.
It is a desperate attempt to understand a world outside of the barriers we throw up to protect us from an increasingly violent and confusing world.

Some shut ins are invalids and bed bound, some are financially broken, some are just cowering from the world they can't understand or interact with.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2022 04:05 PM (xhaym)

229 Stacy Abrams has gravy
Posted by: Kindltot



She can rub her hands together briskly and make melted butter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

230 180 Just an FYI ace that's a fanmade She-Hulk Twitter account.
Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2022 04:00 PM (aRLgQ)


So you are saying that show actually has fans?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 27, 2022 04:06 PM (HX5/u)

231 I got some bad news for the She-Hulk makers. You want female viewers? You might check out Lifetime and the Hallmark channel. Last time I was forced at gunpoint to watch any of that, there were no fucking superheros who didn't have a foreign accent and were sensitive and vulnerable.(fukkin hurl*)

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 04:06 PM (QSjkU)

232 I think Governor DeathSantos should be congratulated for helping these poor migrants escape the path of the Hurricane by bussing these people away from Hurricane Ground Zero.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 04:06 PM (/Qz4j)

233 The Female Dating Strategy site is written by women who are still single in their forties

Soon to be replaced by the Female Cat Ownership site!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2022 04:06 PM (I2/tG)

234 Where did poor Chris get the impression he matters *
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 27, 2022 04:05 PM (VdGjU)



"I'm Mike Wallace......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

235 Ryan and Danny point out that playing along with astrology doesn't mean you "respect women" -- it just means you want to get laid tonight.

And to be fair, women do the same thing: they pretend very earnestly to like stuff a guy likes, when they are trying to win him over. No, I totally like D&D! I bought some dice, see?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:06 PM (Ivdso)

236 230 180 Just an FYI ace that's a fanmade She-Hulk Twitter account.
Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2022 04:00 PM (aRLgQ)

So you are saying that show actually has fans?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 27, 2022 04:06 PM (HX5/u)



Stans and consuuuumers.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2022 04:06 PM (aRLgQ)

237 233 The Female Dating Strategy site is written by women who are still single in their forties

Soon to be replaced by the Female Cat Ownership site!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2022 04:06 PM (I2/tG)

==========

If a man doesn't appreciate the smell of unchanged kitty litter filled by a dozen strays, then he's not worth your power!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 04:07 PM (LvTSG)

238 what demonic entity WRITES for the She-Hulk account?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2022 04:07 PM (w0NJk)

239 This is getting a lot of play. Gonzalo Lira:

2022 09 27 The Americans Declared War On Europe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6IIwltTM4Q

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 27, 2022 04:07 PM (5Qjf9)

240
Wymmins who can't get a man advise others who are totally inept at it too, thus completing the circle of life.

Classic.

Harpies.

Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2022 04:04 PM (gmo/4)



This week, on Harpies with Herpes.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

241
LOL, we just got a card in the mail from them extolling their upgraded ultrafast service. They have been blanketing the area since they installed fiber optics 8 months ago. Pretty sure they have body cams and can't pass up a house or they get in trouble with their bosses.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 27, 2022 04:03 PM (bVYXr)

Ridiculous. They have door hangers for this reason.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 27, 2022 04:07 PM (aursc)

242 >>>80 Just an FYI ace that's a fanmade She-Hulk Twitter account.

aw darn, yeah, no blue tick.

I will, sadly, correct.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2022 04:07 PM (B3oWe)

243 I've never seen a show without an audience survive just because there was the consensus among critics was positive. She-Hulk will not be the first.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 27, 2022 04:07 PM (KFhLj)

244 Yeah I saw that in an ad for the Dahmer show. It was... an interesting choice, to say the least. I mean you would expect them to try to bury the fact that he was queer, but no, they are placarding it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

And it's made by one of their queer icons. Ryan Murphy. Tho I think he does make interesting shows out of real life crime. His American Crime Story is ALWAYS entertaining (oj, Versace, Clinton) and now the dahmer show. His other stuff not so much.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 27, 2022 04:07 PM (MGB5H)

245 Just an FYI ace that's a fanmade She-Hulk Twitter account.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2022 04:00 PM (aRLgQ)

It's "supposed" to be fanmade but I don't think it's fooling anyone.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2022 04:07 PM (sEoTu)

246 I wonder with how with so many lousy movies out now, people who are older are turning back to films from the 30's, 40's and 40's and getting their kids and grandkids (if old enough) interested in them. Of course they used to have those movies on the TV or TCM if you have that. Our son watched "The Front Page" with us several years ago and he loved it, It's funny, has snappy dialogue and positive interactions between men and women. So many films like that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 04:07 PM (vH/6k)

247 211 >>Dude dodged a bullet.

it's all stuff like that, where the woman walks out because you "failed the test" but you actually Won and are the Ultimate Champion.

except, of course, you had to pay for this Empowered Girlboss Feminist's dinner, but it's a small price to pay, considering what hell you might have gone through.

it's all stuff about attempting to provoke you, like bringing up astrology -- which they know men do not believe in -- just to see if you will play along with their belief in it, or will reject it.

Ryan and Danny point out that playing along with astrology doesn't mean you "respect women" -- it just means you want to get laid tonight.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2022 04:04 PM (B3oWe)

Dropping a twenty on a kale salad and a purple cosmo is a small price to pay for FREEDOM!

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 27, 2022 04:07 PM (53oGX)

248 243 I've never seen a show without an audience survive just because there was the consensus among critics was positive. She-Hulk will not be the first.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 27, 2022 04:07 PM (KFhLj)

==========

Girls lasted for something like 4 seasons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 04:07 PM (LvTSG)

249 What are the non-paying subscriptions? How does that work?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 03:46 PM (t0OGg)

They had a lot of promotions. Like get a free year's subscription w/ when you sign up w/ Verizon.

Posted by: redchief at September 27, 2022 04:08 PM (oLflv)

250 And I was laughed at for denying these wyimmins my precious bodily fluids.

-- Gen. J.D. Ripper, USAF (ret)

Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2022 04:08 PM (gmo/4)

251 Apropos of nothing, ATT missed their third appointment to upgrade my internet speed without notice or communication of any kind. I happened to catch a telephone guy at my pole when I went to check the mail and asked him about it. He said, and I have reason to believe or disbelieve, that ATT was not going to show up because we were getting fiber this month and they will want to run that to my house so they won't want to upgrade my copper.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 27, 2022 04:08 PM (yQpMk)

252 One note of caution: Doomcock has been saying Kathleen Kennedy is out at Disney for the past 3-4 years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2022 03:44 PM (5r4XQ)

KK is literally Palpatine.

Posted by: redchief at September 27, 2022 04:09 PM (oLflv)

253 Girls lasted for something like 4 seasons.

He's got a point.

Many shows have been kept around and portrayed as popular by a huge social media blitz and elites pretending they watch and like it *cough*game of thrones*cough*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:09 PM (Ivdso)

254 We need to have a dating advice thread. I'm pretty sure that would get someone stabbed.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2022 04:09 PM (ZeDNp)

255 "She was an English teacher, and he'd asked what her favorite books were. She took this as a challenge of her authority -- he was 'testing' her to see if she really knew anything about books, to put her in her place -- and walked out without, of course, offering to pay half the check."

I guess men should be sending this 'advice service' a bunch of "thank you's" for saving them from themselves. Have the psychos terminate the potential relationship before the men sink in more time and effort.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 27, 2022 04:09 PM (aXxgO)

256 Bray-Fart

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2022 04:09 PM (6FeV1)

257 This is getting a lot of play. Gonzalo Lira:

Gonzalo's an interesting guy. He's Chilean, pro-Russian, and lives in - Kharkov. (I think that the SBU has called him in for interrogations at least a couple of times.)

He's been banned from Twitter, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2022 04:10 PM (I2/tG)

258 I am not cannibalistic, but my irons ARE sponsored by Caterpillar.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)


You know, we don't just hand out sponsorships because of stroke count.

Posted by: Ditch Witch, a division of Charles Machine Works at September 27, 2022 04:10 PM (xhaym)

259 254 We need to have a dating advice thread. I'm pretty sure that would get someone stabbed.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2022 04:09 PM (ZeDNp)

Even if it is a list of warnings about what not to do.

Posted by: Roy at September 27, 2022 04:10 PM (Ti+Tv)

260 Take the fibre, G'rump. Then you can stream garbage TV in 4k.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 27, 2022 04:10 PM (MkuC5)

261 Girls lasted for something like 4 seasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 04:07 PM (LvTSG)
++++
And the breakout star from 'Girls' was the *dude* from 'Girls.'

That's gotta piss some people off...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 04:10 PM (t0OGg)

262 What are the non-paying subscriptions? How does that work?

A lot of streaming services bundle stuff for "free" on them to attract people, usually for a few months. Tons of products like smart phones come with a month of free Disney+, as well. And then there are the people who watch other people's accounts like the Zoomers and Millennials living at home.

wonder with how with so many lousy movies out now, people who are older are turning back to films from the 30's, 40's and 40's and getting their kids and grandkids (if old enough) interested in them.

Its like pulling teeth to get young people to watch black and white movies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:11 PM (Ivdso)

263 242 >>>80 Just an FYI ace that's a fanmade She-Hulk Twitter account.

aw darn, yeah, no blue tick.

I will, sadly, correct.
Posted by: ace at September 27, 2022 04:07 PM (B3oWe)



Yeah they put out a image of She-Hulk's legs with "Sorry Incels" in the She-Hulk font. And the usual Youtubers were ripping it. Like Ryan Kinel, except his video pointed out that the image was from a fan account. And then the twitter losers tried to call him dumb for not knowing it was a fan account. So he clipped the part of his video calling it a fan account proving they don't listen to the videos the criticize and rage about.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2022 04:11 PM (aRLgQ)

264 254 We need to have a dating advice thread. I'm pretty sure that would get someone stabbed.

In the Before Times, there was a Women's Magazine Thread that was epic.

Hopefully someone has it bookmarked, 'cuz I'm waaay too lazy to look for it.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 27, 2022 04:11 PM (l8gTz)

265 Is there a reason people are still posting videos from CNN here? Now that they are Fox-Lite, should we be disseminating their "reportage" anymore?

I still watch CNN and haven’t seen much of a change. They did cancel a good show that dealt with the media, but their reporting still seems pretty solid.

Skeptics might find Keith Olbermann's Countdown Sept 22 podcast enlightening.

I watched one video on Youtube this morning It was titled "Sen Cruise gets into shouting match at townhall." Indeed, there was 3minutes of cruise being an asshole at the end of a ten minute hit job on Biden in which CNN claimed that Dems do not want Biden to run. Was not honest. so.... fuck them.

"Mommy, why is the newsperson speaking Russian?"

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 27, 2022 04:11 PM (JCZqz)

266 I'm still wondering what happens when Giorgio A. Tsoukalos passes. Is there someone in Ancient Aliens ready to step in and fill his shoes?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:11 PM (Hudry)

267
Even if it is a list of warnings about what not to do.
Posted by: Roy at September 27, 2022 04:10 PM (Ti+Tv)



Slapping her on her ass for a funny comment is NOT a way to get her to like you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

268 ALF dad news:

http://preview.alturl.com/csgux

Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2022 04:12 PM (pwExq)

269 261 And the breakout star from 'Girls' was the *dude* from 'Girls.'

That's gotta piss some people off...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 04:10 PM (t0OGg)

==========

This guy:

https://tinyurl.com/2n5pye93

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 04:12 PM (LvTSG)

270 We need to have a dating advice thread. I'm pretty sure that would get someone stabbed.
Posted by: Marcus T

Well sure if you forget the safe word!!

"MY ASS BABYLON!!"

*no, that's no it. . . . *

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2022 04:12 PM (LsEU/)

271 You know, we don't just hand out sponsorships because of stroke count.

Posted by: Ditch Witch, a division of Charles Machine Works at September 27, 2022 04:10 PM (xhaym)

Masturbatin' Pete hardest hit!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2022 04:12 PM (XIJ/X)

272 Female Dating Advice:

Find and marry a suitable guy when you're still really hot.

Don't divorce him ten years later because you've gotten bored - the alternatives are worse, I promise you.

Posted by: Reality! at September 27, 2022 04:12 PM (I2/tG)

273
Skeptics might find Keith Olbermann's Countdown Sept 22 podcast enlightening.



LOL!

Kweef is spewing that Kyrsten Sinema dated him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

274 >>I was tricked by the little avatar, which confused my brain into thinking it was a blue tick.

Cover that avatar with Vasoline and it'll pull its head out eventually.

Posted by: Roy at September 27, 2022 04:13 PM (Ti+Tv)

275
Chris Wallace - Dan Rather - Brian Williiams are..

THE AUTHORITIES!

An hour long discussion of the week's events presented straight down the middle, without bias, partisanship, or white nationalist racist semi fascism!

What do you think, sirs?

Posted by: Auspex at September 27, 2022 04:13 PM (j4U/Z)

276 The dude bro's connected to the maga-bro, trump pee peed in hunter's hooker's bed, and so we can clearly conclude she-hulk's ratings are a Russian disinformation campaign.

Posted by: FIB agent Brandon at September 27, 2022 04:13 PM (KrErK)

277 I still watch CNN and haven’t seen much of a change. They did cancel a good show that dealt with the media, but their reporting still seems pretty solid.

I...think this person is talking about Tater. Positively. And non-ironically.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 27, 2022 04:13 PM (JCZqz)

278 ... I still watch CNN and haven’t seen much of a change. They did cancel a good show that dealt with the media, but their reporting still seems pretty solid. ...
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 27, 2022 04:11 PM (JCZqz)
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Is this person talking about Brian Stelter? I mean, is that possible? Someone thought Stelter was putting out a good product?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 04:13 PM (t0OGg)

279 Whoops! Correction: That's a fan-made site, not the show's official site. I was tricked by the little avatar, which confused my brain into thinking it was a blue tick.

As many people have pointed out, Disney at least allows that account to exist, and probably actually pays them.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 04:13 PM (ZGrMX)

280 278 Is this person talking about Brian Stelter? I mean, is that possible? Someone thought Stelter was putting out a good product?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 04:13 PM (t0OGg)

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Yeah, Stephen King.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 04:13 PM (LvTSG)

281 Its like pulling teeth to get young people to watch black and white movies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:11 PM (Ivdso)

Our son is 22. He didn't act like he was having his teeth pulled. He even laughed, which is somewhat unusual for him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 04:13 PM (vH/6k)

282 Genius.......Problem Solved..... Steven Hawking put to shame......

PINO Joe Biden is once again imploring gas stations to lower prices. During a meeting with economic aides on this week, Biden acknowledged that while the price of crude is falling, Americans aren’t feeling relief at the pump.

“We haven’t seen the lower prices reflected at the pump though. Meanwhile, oil and gas companies are still making record profits — billions of dollars in profit,” the PINO said on Monday.

“My message is simple. To the companies running gas stations and setting those prices at the pump: Bring down the prices you’re charging at the pump to reflect the cost you pay for the product.”
The PINO wants gas stations to pass along savings to customers more quickly.
“Do it now,” Biden said. “Do it now. Not a month from now — do it now.”

“And it’s going to save people a lot of money.”

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 04:14 PM (/Qz4j)

283 For like four generations now, women have been raised to believe that they are superior creatures, princesses who are a wonderful prize. That they are the end goal of a man's life, and deserve better than they are being offered. That they are special, chosen ones, the heroine of their story. That they need change nothing and do nothing, and men have to chase after them to "win" them.

Meanwhile they've also been taught that they can do everything and anything, and that its an insult and akin to spitting on royalty to ask them to control themselves, show some maturity, or sacrifice in any way.

So they sit at the finish line and wait for the man to win the race, as if they're the trophy, and then wonder why they can't find a man to put a ring on them.

Its not universal, but its too common and those themes have become insanely more common every generation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:14 PM (Ivdso)

284 Take the fibre, G'rump. Then you can stream garbage TV in 4k.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 27, 2022 04:10 PM (MkuC5)



I asked him if they were going to put a transducer at the pole and he said no, they would run a fiber underground to my house. So I asked if that meant a transducer at the box on the house and he said no, they would want to run the fiber through my house? I was gobsmacked. Wouldn't that require a lot of work and at least some notice?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 27, 2022 04:14 PM (yQpMk)

285 And he laughed even more at "It Happened One Night" with Clark Gable and Claudette Colbert.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 04:15 PM (vH/6k)

286 My dating advice boils down to..

Find a nice girl, get married and have kids, how you go about figuring all that stuff out is up to you and the ruler of the universe.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 27, 2022 04:15 PM (vX8ov)

287 266 I'm still wondering what happens when Giorgio A. Tsoukalos passes. Is there someone in Ancient Aliens ready to step in and fill his shoes?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:11 PM (Hudry)



Shoes? His hair is going to detach and have to find a new host.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2022 04:15 PM (aRLgQ)

288 Even if it is a list of warnings about what not to do.

Posted by: Roy at September 27, 2022 04:10 PM (Ti+Tv)

1. Never date a woman who's car interior looks like the leavings of hamster habitat. Their life is as messed up as the interior of their vehicle.





Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2022 04:15 PM (gmo/4)

289 The Americans Declared War On Europe

I am wondering if bombing the pipelines will eventually lead to the end of NATO.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2022 04:15 PM (I2/tG)

290 These women needing dating advice - wouldn't it make more sense to have men do this service? Why are they turning to other unattached women? If there is something wrong with my car, I will go to a mechanic, not ask for advice from some woman at Macy's perfume counter.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 27, 2022 04:15 PM (JxDRp)

291 Kweef is spewing that Kyrsten Sinema dated him.

I really wouldn't brag about that.... She dumped him to become a Rug Muncher. Not could for the manly-man Ego....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 04:15 PM (/Qz4j)

292 asked him if they were going to put a transducer at the pole and he said no, they would run a fiber underground to my house. So I asked if that meant a transducer at the box on the house and he said no, they would want to run the fiber through my house? I was gobsmacked. Wouldn't that require a lot of work and at least some notice?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 27, 2022 04:14 PM (yQpMk)

Yes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 27, 2022 04:16 PM (aursc)

293 285 And he laughed even more at "It Happened One Night" with Clark Gable and Claudette Colbert.
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Spool up 'Arsenic and Old Lace" and "Harvey.' He needs to know what great comedies look like.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:16 PM (Hudry)

294 For like four generations now

Would four generations be Great Grandparents Grandparents, Their kids and their grandkids? It hasn't been happening that long.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 04:17 PM (vH/6k)

295 Kweef is spewing that Kyrsten Sinema dated him.

I really wouldn't brag about that.... She dumped him to become a Rug Muncher. Not could for the manly-man Ego....
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 04:15 PM (/Qz4j)


Who you tellin??

Posted by: Lou Diamond Phillips at September 27, 2022 04:17 PM (5KWKT)

296 As many people have pointed out, Disney at least allows that account to exist, and probably actually pays them.

This is a good point. They send the police after some grandma who stitches a Mikey Mouse silhouette on a tea cozie, there's no way they let an account survive on Twitter without their approval.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:17 PM (Ivdso)

297 Wouldn't that require a lot of work and at least some notice?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 27, 2022 04:14 PM (yQpMk)

Fish stick, bit of tape, cram it through with the existing line, top up with Great Stuff, Robert's your mother's brother.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2022 04:17 PM (6FeV1)

298 Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:16 PM (Hudry)

We've seen both of those with him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 04:17 PM (vH/6k)

299 And to be fair, women do the same thing: they pretend very earnestly to like stuff a guy likes, when they are trying to win him over. No, I totally like D&D! I bought some dice, see?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:06 PM (Ivdso)
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I WAS LIED TOO!!!! Next you'll tell me she lies about other things.

Posted by: Penfold at September 27, 2022 04:17 PM (Fbt5B)

300 Why is it that you can pretty much invert whatever the rotten tomatoes score is to get the real rating?

Posted by: Marcus T




Because Rotten Tomatoes is a constantly correct bell-weather regarding what is trash and what must be seen.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 27, 2022 04:17 PM (Gda1b)

301 They should also do a property survey and locates on utilities.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 27, 2022 04:18 PM (aursc)

302 Never date a woman who's car interior looks like the leavings of hamster habitat. Their life is as messed up as the interior of their vehicle.

...I'm not sure I have ever known a single woman who's car interior didn't look like the bedroom of a teenage boy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:18 PM (Ivdso)

303 People still laugh at the Stooges. They laugh because they are funny. So I guess slapstick is timeless.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 04:18 PM (QSjkU)

304 180 Just an FYI ace that's a fanmade She-Hulk Twitter account.


oh ok lol THAT explains it!

never mind!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2022 04:19 PM (w0NJk)

305 Whoops! Correction: That's a fan-made site, not the show's official site. I was tricked by the little avatar, which confused my brain into thinking it was a blue tick.
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Which is exactly the kind of account the show cannot allow to exist, for just that reason, which means they are being compensated.

The show can't take the chance of some random fan posting whatever they want and looking official while doing it. All it would take is a single "slur" and it would be very bad publicity.

And so it's quite obviously an official unofficial account.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2022 04:19 PM (9PoxG)

306 We need to have a dating advice thread.

Slap hot iron to dat azz.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 27, 2022 04:19 PM (yQpMk)

307 What does (Hudry) mean and why is it attached to my Puddinhead handle?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:19 PM (Hudry)

308 Son also liked "Born Yesterday".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 04:19 PM (vH/6k)

309 Next time I fill up my car I am going to tell the 20 something working in the Convenience Store at the Chevron station that I want you to lower your gas prices because Biden said so !!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 04:19 PM (/Qz4j)

310 Is this person talking about Brian Stelter? I mean, is that possible? Someone thought Stelter was putting out a good product?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022


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I read that as "Steller" and thought we were discussing sea cows.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2022 04:20 PM (J2vNu)

311 And they gave this dude front page billing on HBO Max the other day.

I looked at this and said OUT LOUD - who the fuck do they think is going to watch this idiot on HBO Max? How much money did they spend on this laughable hack?

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 27, 2022 04:20 PM (AjL/0)

312 ...I'm not sure I have ever known a single woman who's car interior didn't look like the bedroom of a teenage boy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:18 PM (Ivdso)

When I met my late wife, her car was a mess, her room was worse, but damn she was pretty, so I didn't notice.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 04:20 PM (QSjkU)

313 What does (Hudry) mean and why is it attached to my Puddinhead handle?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:19 PM (Hudry)

Sounds like a football MVP from 1934.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2022 04:20 PM (6FeV1)

314 Yeah they put out a image of She-Hulk's legs with "Sorry Incels" in the She-Hulk font.

Which the totally-not-an-official-account-we-promise stole from someone else without credit. The original artist Tweeted at them and they ignored it.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 04:20 PM (ZGrMX)

315 Stelter is manatee like.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2022 04:20 PM (mZ3xv)

316 if you guys want to read a really dark-pill based odd sub stack that is almost on topic here ... well ...

and probably only the guys should read this:

https://brighteyes.substack.com/p/ the-fuck-rate-is-about-to-implode

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 27, 2022 04:20 PM (w0NJk)

317 My dating advice:

don't.

its possibly the worst manner to meet and get to know someone you want to spend the rest of your life with. I mean, it can work, but its a terrible method. Everyone is lying in a date, even if they are trying to be honest. You're not that polite, slicked up, chatty etc in the rest of your life. You're on your best behavior trying to manipulate the other person into liking you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:20 PM (Ivdso)

318 298 Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:16 PM (Hudry)

We've seen both of those with him.
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You are a good mother.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:21 PM (Hudry)

319 ...I'm not sure I have ever known a single woman who's car interior didn't look like the bedroom of a teenage boy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022


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They had model kits, laptops, and issues of Penthouse in their cars?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2022 04:21 PM (J2vNu)

320 My sister had decorated her car with pictures up, even the dashboard.

And covered up the speedometer and gas gauge.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 04:21 PM (Y5qcH)

321 305 Whoops! Correction: That's a fan-made site, not the show's official site. I was tricked by the little avatar, which confused my brain into thinking it was a blue tick.
------------

Which is exactly the kind of account the show cannot allow to exist, for just that reason, which means they are being compensated.

The show can't take the chance of some random fan posting whatever they want and looking official while doing it. All it would take is a single "slur" and it would be very bad publicity.

And so it's quite obviously an official unofficial account.
Posted by: ... at September 27, 2022 04:19 PM (9PoxG)


When its pushing the woke crap they'll let it go. If it was out there calling the show garbage and showing the good popular runs of the comic character then Disney would take it down.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2022 04:21 PM (aRLgQ)

322 PINO Joe Biden

Haven't seen this term before, but kinda like it. Seems incomplete, though. Pino....noir? Sounds like GWAR? Biden in a GWAR outfit reading to children in a local library is terrifying.

If he wore a sombrero and met illegals at his home, he could be pino gringo?

Maybe he should be pinx, to hispander to AWFLs.

Posted by: Spitballin' Ideas at September 27, 2022 04:21 PM (JCZqz)

323 My dating advice:

Don't date Carnies because that have small hands and smell like cabbage....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 04:21 PM (/Qz4j)

324 38 She-Hulk doing interviews would beat Chris Wallace.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 27, 2022 03:45 PM (yQpMk)

Chris Wallace should interview She-Hulk. With the collective weight of their combined viewership...they might come even closer to cracking into the top 10.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 27, 2022 04:22 PM (SOV+T)

325 Biden's world continues to fall apart:

The ENTIRE Greek fleet is now in the Aegean Sea.

This comes following revelations that the Turkish military held an online meeting in the middle of the night to discuss possibilities of invading the Greek islands, as well as very clear threats made in recent days against Greece.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2022 04:22 PM (I2/tG)

326 PINO means ... President In Name Only.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 04:23 PM (/Qz4j)

327 Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:21 PM (Hudry)

I don't know about that sometimes but I try. I actually think he's seen more films from the 30-60s than anything modern ie. 2000 on.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 04:23 PM (vH/6k)

328 The ENTIRE Greek fleet is now in the Aegean Sea.

This comes following revelations that the Turkish military held an online meeting in the middle of the night to discuss possibilities of invading the Greek islands, as well as very clear threats made in recent days against Greece.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2022 04:22 PM (I2/tG


Row! Row! Row!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2022 04:23 PM (mZ3xv)

329 OT
Patrol spots Chinese, Russian naval ships off Alaska island
yesterday

(link goes to AP story at MSN)

https://tinyurl.com/2p9xnrv3

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2022 04:23 PM (v0R5T)

330 I advise people to go do something with their "date" that involves other people you trust and interaction. See what happens when they get frustrated. Watch how they treat other people. Get the perspective of an objective person on what they are like or what they did when you weren't around.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:23 PM (Ivdso)

331 We need to have a dating advice thread.

Say Fellas,
Can a guy get the Monkey Pox from ass pounding a senate page in the men's room of the Dirksen Office building?

Asking for a friend

Posted by: Cory Booker at September 27, 2022 04:23 PM (z9V4B)

332 My nickel is that the "fan-made site" is sponsored by Disney and that Disney covers the costs. In darkness, of course.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 04:23 PM (t0OGg)

333 Lets see serial fraudster Rather or RINO King Gowdy? I think I'll take Leftwing BS for $200.

Posted by: A. Landmesser at September 27, 2022 04:23 PM (EcD5Y)

334 332 My nickel is that the "fan-made site" is sponsored by Disney and that Disney covers the costs. In darkness, of course.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 04:23 PM (t0OGg)

=========

"No, I'm a true fan of Tolkeen."
-Instagramer

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

335 The Greeks are attacking from the rear!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 27, 2022 04:24 PM (yQpMk)

336 osted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:20 PM (Ivdso)

What would you suggest instead?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 04:24 PM (vH/6k)

337 If a woman isn't kind-hearted, get the fuck far away.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2022 04:25 PM (sEoTu)

338 For like four generations now, women have been raised to believe that they are superior creatures, princesses who are a wonderful prize. That they are the end goal of a man's life, and deserve better than they are being offered. That they are special, chosen ones, the heroine of their story. That they need change nothing and do nothing, and men have to chase after them to "win" them.
___

Can't say I ever got this message.

Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 04:25 PM (pTucJ)

339 > The ENTIRE Greek fleet is now in the Aegean Sea.

5,000 fishing trawlers AND all seven warships?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 27, 2022 04:25 PM (eyxn4)

340 336 osted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:20 PM (Ivdso)

What would you suggest instead?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 04:24 PM (vH/6k

Arranged marriages?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2022 04:25 PM (mZ3xv)

341 She-Hulk doing interviews would beat Chris Wallace.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 27, 2022 03:45 PM (yQpMk)
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It might. Back in the weird old days of Cartoon Network, when they had the old Hanna Barbera catalogue, they made a show called "Space Ghost Coast to Coast" wherein Space Ghost would interview C-list celebrities and the effort was assisted or thwarted by other Space Ghost characters.

It was thoroughly bizarre and oddly entertaining.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 04:25 PM (t0OGg)

342 The Greeks are attacking from the rear!

I like it.....

Posted by: Stacy Abrams, Governor of Georgia at September 27, 2022 04:25 PM (/Qz4j)

343 287 266 I'm still wondering what happens when Giorgio A. Tsoukalos passes. Is there someone in Ancient Aliens ready to step in and fill his shoes?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:11 PM (Hudry)

Shoes? His hair is going to detach and have to find a new host.
Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2022 04:15 PM

Sorry friends, but my planet needs me!

Posted by: Tsoukalos' Hair "Poochy" at September 27, 2022 04:25 PM (JCZqz)

344 The ENTIRE Greek fleet is now in the Aegean Sea.



Kill Darius!

- Alexander

Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2022 04:25 PM (gmo/4)

345 I asked him if they were going to put a transducer at the pole and he said no, they would run a fiber underground to my house. So I asked if that meant a transducer at the box on the house and he said no, they would want to run the fiber through my house? I was gobsmacked. Wouldn't that require a lot of work and at least some notice?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 27, 2022 04:14 PM (yQpMk)

There will be a box mounted on the exterior wall, and they'll drill a hole (behind the box) to run a line to the fibre transceiver inside the house. From there, its Cat 6 to the modem/firewall/wifi box.

All that done you can use the wifi provided by the modem and/or hook it into your wired network, using the internal IP address as your gateway.

They stuck my transceiver in one of the bedrooms, which I wasn't happy about, and ran the Cat 6 into my "great" room, where I simply stuck the modem into the A/V cabinet.

I recommend it, ugly transceiver and all. Much more stable and (obviously) way faster than DSL or cable.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 27, 2022 04:25 PM (MkuC5)

346 Watching all these old Universal horror movies, every time I see the mummy Kharis carry a woman, I've been reminded of something similar from another movie, and I haven't been able to place it.

Just did.

Hannibal.

Hannibal is the best mummy movie?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 04:25 PM (LvTSG)

347 These women needing dating advice - wouldn't it make more sense to have men do this service?
Posted by: washrivergal

For a time, I was a member of a widow/widower forum. There were damn few widowers on the site for a variety of reasons. Anyway, when dating questions from some of the women popped up, I'd try and answer from a man's pov. Many times, the gals would say something like "No, that can't be how men think" or "No, guys don't look at things that way.".

The forum, over time, turned into a shrill bunch of miserable, lonely people that drove out all other decent men and women. It was sad really.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2022 04:25 PM (LsEU/)

348 52 The only reason I would eye Trey Gowdy is to see if he's finally reached translucency.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 27, 2022 03:46 PM (sI15f)

I think they accidentally plugged his tanning booth in backwards.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 27, 2022 04:25 PM (SOV+T)

349 I'd watch Gowdy's show if he would promise to shoot hisself in the face with a 12 gage while filming the show.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 04:25 PM (QSjkU)

350 335 The Greeks are attacking from the rear!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 27, 2022 04:24 PM (yQpMk


The infamous rear pincer move.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2022 04:26 PM (mZ3xv)

351 Can't say I ever got this message.
Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 04:25 PM (pTucJ)

Me either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 04:26 PM (vH/6k)

352
"No, I'm a true fan of Tolkeen."
-Instagramer
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 04:24 PM (LvTSG)



"But I can't watch ROP right now. I'm watching House of the Dragon and mayble I'll binge it afterwards."

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2022 04:26 PM (aRLgQ)

353 Along this topic I just saw an ad for a new news channel on direct tv called news nation. Show being advertised is called Cuomo hosted by Chris Cuomo. Starts Oct 3. These people always find someone to hire them.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 27, 2022 04:26 PM (Zz6lI)

354 Does Greece even have a military ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 04:26 PM (/Qz4j)

355 A Horde-sourced dating site isn't a very good idea...

Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 04:26 PM (pTucJ)

356 Watch what your prospective sweety lies about. We all lie. Its inevitable. But there are lies, and there are lies. What you lie about and why matters a great deal. How often you lie matters even more. Someone who only lies some, and only about things to protect others, for example... that's better than someone who lies about their past.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:26 PM (Ivdso)

357 337 If a woman isn't kind-hearted, get the fuck far away.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2022 04:25 PM (sEoTu)

+++
Can't always tell. This can be masked as well, even going so far as to let you believe it.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 27, 2022 04:26 PM (JxDRp)

358 354 Does Greece even have a military ???
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 04:26 PM (/Qz4j)

=========

Things Persia asked once.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

359 When is the Donald going to issue a mean tweet dunking on Chirssy, I am waiting with baited breath.

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at September 27, 2022 04:26 PM (fMhOl)

360 It was thoroughly bizarre and oddly entertaining.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 04:25 PM (t0OGg)

I loved Space Ghost.....

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 27, 2022 04:27 PM (MkuC5)

361 "The ENTIRE Greek fleet is now in the Aegean Sea."

Sound pretty epic.

Posted by: Odysseus at September 27, 2022 04:27 PM (sn5EN)

362 355 A Horde-sourced dating site isn't a very good idea...
Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 04:26 PM (pTucJ)

Which is why it's a great idea!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 04:27 PM (Y5qcH)

363 G'rump left a note for you up thread...

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 27, 2022 04:27 PM (MkuC5)

364 360 It was thoroughly bizarre and oddly entertaining.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 04:25 PM (t0OGg)

I loved Space Ghost.....
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Have you seen Ghost Ship?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:27 PM (Hudry)

365 Many times, the gals would say something like "No, that can't be how men think" or "No, guys don't look at things that way."

People who ask for advice seldom actually want advice. They usually just want someone to validate their thinking, to agree with the decision they already have made.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 27, 2022 04:27 PM (KFhLj)

366 Biden thinks Greece was a great movie and likes John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 04:28 PM (/Qz4j)

367 Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2022 04:21 PM (aRLgQ)

We're talking Disney here, the biggest trademark police on the planet. I don't buy this one.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2022 04:28 PM (sEoTu)

368 My sister had decorated her car with pictures up, even the dashboard.

Saw an excerpt from a twitter thread once where some woman had posted a picture of her car. She had glued an elaborate arrangement of "healing crystals" all over the center of her steering wheel. A comment said something like "Congratulations. You've turned your airbag into a Claymore mine "

Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2022 04:28 PM (nfrXX)

369 Where does Greece keep its fleet when it's not in the Aegean?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2022 04:28 PM (mZ3xv)

370 So the Greeks have launched the trireme fleet? Ramming speed!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 04:28 PM (QSjkU)

371 Arranged marriages?

I'm not opposed, I think a very talented, skilled marriage arranger would do at least as good a job, if not far better than two young people full of hormones going out to dinner and a movie together.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:28 PM (Ivdso)

372 People still laugh at the Stooges. They laugh because they are funny. So I guess slapstick is timeless.

They never fail to get a laugh out of me.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 27, 2022 04:28 PM (Xrfse)

373 52 The only reason I would eye Trey Gowdy is to see if he's finally reached translucency.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 27, 2022 03:46 PM (sI15f)

I eye him all the time. The man is a legend, the model of the perfect Republican!

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at September 27, 2022 04:28 PM (JCZqz)

374 The forum, over time, turned into a shrill bunch of miserable, lonely people that drove out all other decent men and women. It was sad really.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2022 04:25 PM (LsEU/)
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That does seem to be the fate of many forums...Though AoSHQ is the exception, of course!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 27, 2022 04:29 PM (YIVH2)

375 353 Along this topic I just saw an ad for a new news channel on direct tv called news nation. Show being advertised is called Cuomo hosted by Chris Cuomo. Starts Oct 3. These people always find someone to hire them.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 27, 2022 04:26 PM (Zz6lI)


News Nation isn't new. It's WGN out of Chicago and just got a rebranding a couple years ago and took a bit more news focus. But it also was still airing reruns of Last Man Standing.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2022 04:29 PM (aRLgQ)

376 Men want respect/honor, sex, trust, and domestic support.

Amiright?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 27, 2022 04:29 PM (sI15f)

377 Where does Greece keep its fleet when it's not in the Aegean?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

So THAT'S why they named it a Fleet Enema!

The things you learn here.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2022 04:29 PM (LsEU/)

378 This comes following revelations that the Turkish military held an online meeting in the middle of the night to discuss possibilities of invading the Greek islands, as well as very clear threats made in recent days against Greece.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2022 04:22 PM (I2/tG

But if Germany attacked Turkey from the rear would Greece help?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 27, 2022 04:29 PM (OgrpQ)

379 Another electric vehicle fail-
"Complete And Total Disaster”: YouTuber with 1.4 million followers Drives Electric Ford Truck, Recounts Disastrous Results [VIDEO]


https://tinyurl.com/2p8f329y

Posted by: redridinghood at September 27, 2022 04:29 PM (NpAcC)

380 Can't always tell. This can be masked as well, even going so far as to let you believe it.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 27, 2022 04:26 PM (JxDRp)

True, but it's still the most important thing to watch for.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2022 04:29 PM (sEoTu)

381 The forum, over time, turned into a shrill bunch of miserable, lonely people that drove out all other decent men and women. It was sad really.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2022 04:25 PM (LsEU/)



Geez. I'm right here.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 27, 2022 04:30 PM (yQpMk)

382 I eye him all the time. The man is a legend, the model of the perfect Republican!
Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at September 27, 2022 04:28 PM (JCZqz)

LOL!

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 27, 2022 04:30 PM (sI15f)

383 "The ENTIRE Greek fleet is now in the Aegean Sea."

Sound pretty epic.

Posted by: Odysseus at September 27, 2022 04:27 PM (sn5EN)
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Laser-guided beer pong.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 27, 2022 04:30 PM (llXky)

384 I remember when Duck Pin Bowling rule the air waves. I've never actually been able to try Duck Pin Bowling. It looks hard.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:31 PM (Hudry)

385 "Congratulations. You've turned your airbag into a Claymore mine "

Hah! Front Toward Enemy.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 27, 2022 04:31 PM (Xrfse)

386 She-Hulk needs to listen to more Ame Bibabi.

Posted by: Axeman at September 27, 2022 04:31 PM (krQz2)

387
Speaking of Disney and trademarks, I hear they are angling for *yet another* Act of Congress to protect their copyright on Mickey. I wonder how long they'll get this time. Maybe til the sun explodes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2022 04:31 PM (oINRc)

388 I figured there were enough Star Trek nerds with green chick fetishes to boost the ratings. Guess I was wrong.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 03:46 PM


*Hot* green chick

Posted by: Star Trek nerds at September 27, 2022 04:32 PM (xttsV)

389 Men want respect/honor, sex, trust, and domestic support.

Amiright?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 27, 2022 04:29 PM (sI15f)


And would it kill ya to make me a sammich every once in a while, sweetheart?

Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2022 04:32 PM (gmo/4)

390 Press: PINO Biden what do you think about the Nordstream explosion? Do think Russia did it ?

PINO Biden: I had a chicken sandwich once....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 04:32 PM (/Qz4j)

391 375. Thanks Buzzion. One of those channels I have never had in my scroll. Right now they are running reruns of BlueBloods, lol.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 27, 2022 04:32 PM (Zz6lI)

392 Watch what your prospective sweety lies about. We all lie. Its inevitable. But there are lies, and there are lies. What you lie about and why matters a great deal. How often you lie matters even more. Someone who only lies some, and only about things to protect others, for example... that's better than someone who lies about their past.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:26 PM (Ivdso)
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So, Minbari.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 27, 2022 04:32 PM (9nXhD)

393 387
Speaking of Disney and trademarks, I hear they are angling for *yet another* Act of Congress to protect their copyright on Mickey. I wonder how long they'll get this time. Maybe til the sun explodes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2022 04:31 PM (oINRc)

==========

They tried a few years ago and just gave up when they couldn't find support among (I presume) congressional staffers.

Is there a new effort? The big day is 1/1/24, I believe, when Steamboat Willie goes PD. There's still time for them to make it happen, if they want to try.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

394 This comes following revelations that the Turkish military held an online meeting in the middle of the night to discuss possibilities of invading the Greek islands, as well as very clear threats made in recent days against Greece.

Posted by: The ARC of History



It's about damn time we had another Turk-Greek dust-up.

Hmmm, that reminds me. Haven't seen 300: Rise of Empire in ages.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 27, 2022 04:32 PM (Gda1b)

395 Yes, the critics are what count. Because all this woke crap is made for critics alone.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 27, 2022 04:33 PM (m0zqP)

396 Trey Gowdy sucks ballz.

Chris Wallace sucks Trey Gowdy's ballz.

Posted by: Golfman at September 27, 2022 04:33 PM (HePQc)

397 I loved Space Ghost.....
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Have you seen Ghost Ship?
Posted by: Puddinhead

Zorak is the best.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 04:33 PM (dZGU+)

398 361 "The ENTIRE Greek fleet is now in the Aegean Sea."

Sound pretty epic.
Posted by: Odysseus at September 27, 2022 04:27 PM (sn5EN)

Troy part 2?

Achilles Buggaloo?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 27, 2022 04:33 PM (oHd/0)

399
The ENTIRE Greek fleet is now in the Aegean Sea.

This comes following revelations that the Turkish military held an online meeting in the middle of the night to discuss possibilities of invading the Greek islands, as well as very clear threats made in recent days against Greece.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2022 04:22 PM (I2/tG)

Wars and rumors of wars and all that...

But this, if true, wow.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 27, 2022 04:33 PM (Rl7KJ)

400 What do men want?
1. Mo Money.
2. Older whiskey.
3. Younger women.

In that order.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 04:33 PM (QSjkU)

401 I'm pretty sure that right now David Zaslav is looking for ways he can "Batgirl" the contract.

====

If there is a will...

Posted by: runner at September 27, 2022 04:34 PM (T+IcW)

402 Biden Calls Florida Mayors About Hurricane Ian but Excludes Gov. DeSantis

I do not believe this story. Because Biden does not know how to dial a phone without a rotatory dial.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 04:34 PM (/Qz4j)

403 Its my time to shine!

Posted by: Themistocles at September 27, 2022 04:34 PM (aRLgQ)

404 "Congratulations. You've turned your airbag into a Claymore mine "

Hah! Front Toward Enemy.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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lol

Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 04:35 PM (pTucJ)

405 Zorak is the best.
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I admit, I haven't seen that yet. I'm afraid it will ruin Sean Connery for me if I do.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:35 PM (Hudry)

406 374 The forum, over time, turned into a shrill bunch of miserable, lonely people that drove out all other decent men and women. It was sad really.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2022 04:25 PM (LsEU/)
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That does seem to be the fate of many forums...Though AoSHQ is the exception, of course!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 27, 2022 04:29 PM (YIVH2)

It is SMART and MILITARY and HUMOROUS!!!!

Posted by: kraken at September 27, 2022 04:35 PM (Vr12I)

407 " Let's Go Pino" has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 27, 2022 04:35 PM (NpAcC)

408 ALF dad news:

http://preview.alturl.com/csgux
Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2022 04:12 PM (pwExq)
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Yikes. That is really something

Posted by: jhawk90 at September 27, 2022 04:35 PM (ExMA7)

409 5 Maybe Chris Wallace can do a morning show with Jemele Hill. That would be delightful, for those watching, I'm sure.
Posted by: Coki



those = victims

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 27, 2022 04:35 PM (sAmhv)

410 How hard have Democrats been praying to their dark lord for a hurricane?

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2022 04:35 PM (sEoTu)

411 Does this mean the price of Ouzo will dramatically increase? Launch the NUKES Now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 04:35 PM (/Qz4j)

412 405 Zorak is the best.
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I admit, I haven't seen that yet. I'm afraid it will ruin Sean Connery for me if I do.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:35 PM (Hudry)

========

Zardoz is a work of genius. Mad, demented, incoherent genius.

I kind of love it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 04:35 PM (LvTSG)

413 Hmmm, that reminds me. Haven't seen 300: Rise of Empire in ages.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 27, 2022 04:32 PM (Gda1b)
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I've tried to expunge that mivie from my mind. Except for Eva Green's boobs.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 27, 2022 04:35 PM (9nXhD)

414 Zorak is the best.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 04:33 PM (dZGU+)


Zorak has always been the best.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 04:36 PM (ZGrMX)

415 Wars and rumors of wars and all that...

But this, if true, wow.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 27, 2022 04:33 PM (Rl7KJ)

+++
This would be the time for everyone to make their bold moves, what with that soft-headed nincompoop we have residing in the White House.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 27, 2022 04:36 PM (JxDRp)

416 Another electric vehicle fail

Yeah I watched that. He points out several great features of the truck: its really fast, it can haul a freight train, etc.

But as I have pointed out in the past, while MPG ratings are lies, they are more consistently accurate than rang claims. And while you lose mileage with cargo and passengers, you lose WAY MORE range from that in an EV.

In other words, as he says, the Lightning is fine for most people who buy pickups but only use them to drive short runs rather than haul freight. But they are crappy work trucks.

The followup video is even more significant: the guts of that motor are exposed to the elements underneath and its highly unlikely that having water, mud etc on it is going to be tolerated as well as a gas powered truck would.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:36 PM (Ivdso)

417 Satire:

BREAKING: Germany says attack on Nordstream pipeline has triggered NATO Article 5, but it's complicated since it was by the United States

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2022 04:36 PM (I2/tG)

418 402 Biden Calls Florida Mayors About Hurricane Ian but Excludes Gov. DeSantis

I do not believe this story. Because Biden does not know how to dial a phone without a rotatory dial.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 04:34 PM (/Qz4j)


It's either bullshit. Or also likely that there was some one on one communication between DeSantis and the White House along with this.

Posted by: Themistocles at September 27, 2022 04:36 PM (aRLgQ)

419 Does this mean the price of Ouzo will dramatically increase? Launch the NUKES Now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 04:35 PM (/Qz4j)
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:: retches ::

I once had a run-in with Jagermeister and as a result Ouzo - which has a similar scent profile - makes me want to hurl as soon as I encounter it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 04:37 PM (t0OGg)

420 Zardoz is a work of genius. Mad, demented, incoherent genius.

I kind of love it.
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As compared to Ghost Ship?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:37 PM (Hudry)

421 Eva Green inflates any movie she is in.

Posted by: kraken at September 27, 2022 04:37 PM (Vr12I)

422 There aren't any reviews that cannot be turned into great reviews via ellipses:

"She-Hulk is an epic disaster that makes Ishtar look like a work of genius" becomes "She-Hulk is an epic...work of genius"

Posted by: Oglebay at September 27, 2022 04:37 PM (7fVdQ)

423
I eye him all the time. The man is a legend, the model of the perfect Republican!
Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at September 27, 2022 04:28 PM (JCZqz)



Face Without an Eye

- - Songs in Billy Idol's Trash Can

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

424 I just watched the video from last thread.

I should have listened to SMH...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2022 04:37 PM (dNqv+)

425 Two NATO member going to war against one another. What to do, what to do? shoot them both ?

Posted by: runner at September 27, 2022 04:37 PM (T+IcW)

426 This comes following revelations that the Turkish military held an online meeting in the middle of the night to discuss possibilities of invading the Greek islands, as well as very clear threats made in recent days against Greece.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2022 04:22 PM (I2/tG)

Wars and rumors of wars and all that...

But this, if true, wow.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 27, 2022 04:33 PM (Rl7KJ)

So, both part of NATO. What happens to THAT treaty?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 27, 2022 04:37 PM (oHd/0)

427 /sock

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2022 04:38 PM (aRLgQ)

428 Congratulations. You've turned your airbag into a Claymore mine

Related:

https://youtu.be/OkA3E9jAe7w

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:38 PM (Ivdso)

429 This would be the time for everyone to make their bold moves, what with that soft-headed nincompoop we have residing in the White House.

Seems to be a worldwide consensus at this point.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 27, 2022 04:38 PM (Xrfse)

430 Soysauce-Dipped Angry Old Fartbag Chris Wallace's Ratings for The "New" CNN Are... A Lot Like the Ratings for the Old CNN

In the words of someone, almost...

Is this nothing?

==
Gotta admire Ace, Maestro of the Headline

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's all a dream at September 27, 2022 04:38 PM (giB7m)

431 Hmmm, that reminds me. Haven't seen 300: Rise of Empire in ages.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 27, 2022 04:32 PM (Gda1b)


Try The 300 Spartans - 1962. Way, way better movie

Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2022 04:38 PM (gmo/4)

432 Yeah I saw that in an ad for the Dahmer show. It was... an interesting choice, to say the least. I mean you would expect them to try to bury the fact that he was queer, but no, they are placarding it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:02 PM (Ivdso)

Had to. Couldn't get a show with a white male start on without it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 27, 2022 04:38 PM (eoQWY)

433 I once had a run-in with Jagermeister and as a result Ouzo - which has a similar scent profile - makes me want to hurl as soon as I encounter it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2022 04:37 PM (t0OGg)

I have always hated black licorice. Hence, everything that devil flavor/scent touches I want no part of.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2022 04:38 PM (dNqv+)

434 The footage shows people pouring into the store to loot food, drinks and other items. A separate clip shows people jumping on top of vehicles outside the store. The incident occurred at roughly 8:15 p.m. Saturday and police are looking for about 100 suspects, most of them juveniles.

"I know there are several parents that will look at this and say, 'That's not how I raised my kids,' and that's understandable. But also there is a responsibility to then identify your kids to us," Deputy Police Commissioner John Stanford said in a Monday press conference.

"The bottom line is: we cannot have this type of behavior happening in this city. The business community doesn't deserve that, the citizens don't deserve it," Stanford added.

Well F**king A Bubba.... That will stop them from doing this again.... Genius...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 04:38 PM (/Qz4j)

435 I guess Greece is Jonesing for a sound thrashing.

Posted by: kraken at September 27, 2022 04:38 PM (Vr12I)

436 Satire
BREAKING: Germany says attack on Nordstream pipeline has triggered NATO Article 5, but it's complicated since it was by the United States
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2022 04:36 PM (I2/tG)


That would complicate things, fer sure.

Posted by: runner at September 27, 2022 04:39 PM (T+IcW)

437
Is there a new effort? The big day is 1/1/24, I believe, when Steamboat Willie goes PD. There's still time for them to make it happen, if they want to try.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

That might be what I'm thinking of - Hawley has a bill up that would prevent them from extending it, so I figured he must be angling for a big bribe from the Rat.

But I guess it could also just be theater he's doing because he knows that it won't happen anyway. Election year, and all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2022 04:39 PM (oINRc)

438 341 She-Hulk doing interviews would beat Chris Wallace.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 27, 2022 03:45 PM (yQpMk)
++++
It might. Back in the weird old days of Cartoon Network, when they had the old Hanna Barbera catalogue, they made a show called "Space Ghost Coast to Coast" wherein Space Ghost would interview C-list celebrities and the effort was assisted or thwarted by other Space Ghost characters.

It was thoroughly bizarre and oddly entertaining.
Posted by: Joe Mannix



Heh! I memba'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 27, 2022 04:39 PM (sAmhv)

439 "Soysauce Dipped Angry Old Fartbag" is a pungent expression, but is Chris Wallace known for eating a lot of Chinese food or having excessive wind?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 04:39 PM (vH/6k)

440 I have always hated black licorice. Hence, everything that devil flavor/scent touches I want no part of.
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This!

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:39 PM (Hudry)

441 431 Hmmm, that reminds me. Haven't seen 300: Rise of Empire in ages.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 27, 2022 04:32 PM (Gda1b)


Try The 300 Spartans - 1962. Way, way better movie

Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2022 04:38 PM (gmo/4)



But that's going to be about Thermopylae. 300: Rise of an Empire is the naval Battle of Salamis.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2022 04:40 PM (aRLgQ)

442 440 I have always hated black licorice. Hence, everything that devil flavor/scent touches I want no part of.
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This!
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:39 PM (Hudry)

Amen.Stuff is nasty.

Posted by: kraken at September 27, 2022 04:40 PM (Vr12I)

443 Imma gonna assume things in Ukraine aren't what we've been told.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:40 PM (Hudry)

444 Should I just change my handle to Hudry?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:41 PM (Hudry)

445 Space Ghost Coast to Coast was funny but also good because it was like 15 minutes long.

I once had a run-in with Jagermeister and as a result Ouzo - which has a similar scent profile

Every European country has a godawful liquorice-based booze and they're all nasty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:41 PM (Ivdso)

446 Boy, Every Country in the world is afraid of Biden. We dodged a Nuclear Tipped Bullet by not reelecting Trump ...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 27, 2022 04:41 PM (/Qz4j)

447 425 Two NATO member going to war against one another. What to do, what to do? shoot them both ?
Posted by: runner at September 27, 2022 04:37 PM (T+IcW)

Well the Byzantines weren't super big on long dynastic successions, so maybe invade both and make a general emperor?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 27, 2022 04:41 PM (eYoxG)

448 I've never seen a show without an audience survive just because there was the consensus among critics was positive. She-Hulk will not be the first.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 27, 2022 04:07 PM (KFhLj)

Especially when the percentages on the votes haven't changed in 5 weeks. All the numbers are made up for woke shows.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 27, 2022 04:41 PM (eoQWY)

449 442 440 I have always hated black licorice. Hence, everything that devil flavor/scent touches I want no part of.
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This!
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:39 PM (Hudry)

Amen.Stuff is nasty.
Posted by: kraken at September 27, 2022 04:40 PM (Vr12I)


Preach the good word.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2022 04:41 PM (aRLgQ)

450 376 Men want respect/honor, sex, trust, and domestic support.

Amiright?
Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 27, 2022 04:29 PM

Let's be honest...most men will willingly ignore deficiencies in all the other areas as long as she looks good and provides lots of sex.

Posted by: Man at September 27, 2022 04:41 PM (JCZqz)

451 I guess Greece is Jonesing for a sound thrashing.

Posted by: kraken at September 27, 2022 04:38 PM (Vr12I)
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Not necessarily. An opposed landing is extremely difficult in an the Ionian Sea would provide lots of cover for fast missile boats to ambush frigates and troopships.

Remember that Turkey cannot mass all its strength against Greece - it has to keep assets covering its borders and also the Kurds.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 27, 2022 04:42 PM (llXky)

452 204 CHUD describes my golf game today.
Dang.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 03:52 PM (kdUPz)


I am not cannibalistic, but my irons ARE sponsored by Caterpillar.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

Lessons available via internet here.

Posted by: Golfman at September 27, 2022 04:42 PM (rhXTS)

453 "Should I just change my handle to Hudry?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:41 PM (Hudry)"

Cool man.

Posted by: Donovan at September 27, 2022 04:42 PM (sn5EN)

454 I had ouzo once. Once.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 27, 2022 04:42 PM (JxDRp)

455 Daily Mail has yet another attempt to stir up shit between Desantis and Trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 27, 2022 04:42 PM (VtqbX)

456 450 376 Men want respect/honor, sex, trust, and domestic support.

Amiright?
Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 27, 2022 04:29 PM

Let's be honest...most men will willingly ignore deficiencies in all the other areas as long as she looks good and provides lots of sex.
Posted by: Man at September 27, 2022 04:41 PM (JCZqz)

Looks decent enough is typically sufficient appearance-wise.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 27, 2022 04:42 PM (eYoxG)

457 WWABD?

Posted by: Axeman at September 27, 2022 04:43 PM (krQz2)

458 300 was such an enjoyable fantastic romp, its sad that the sequel was so bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:43 PM (Ivdso)

459 451

Not necessarily. An opposed landing is extremely difficult in an the Ionian Sea would provide lots of cover for fast missile boats to ambush frigates and troopships.

Remember that Turkey cannot mass all its strength against Greece - it has to keep assets covering its borders and also the Kurds.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 27, 2022 04:42 PM (llXky)

Well, they lose.A lot.

Posted by: kraken at September 27, 2022 04:43 PM (Vr12I)

460
Arrested Development was a darling of the critics, and even had decent ratings. Fox canceled it for having a cast and being resultantly more expensive than "When Dancing Celebrities Attack," or whatever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2022 04:43 PM (oINRc)

461 The Americans Declared War On Europe

I am wondering if bombing the pipelines will eventually lead to the end of NATO.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2022 04:15 PM (I2/tG)

One could hope, that would be one less irresponsible, undemocratic entity in Europe spending my money.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 27, 2022 04:43 PM (eoQWY)

462 What Would the Allman Brothers Do?

Posted by: Donovan at September 27, 2022 04:43 PM (sn5EN)

463 Imma gonna assume things in Ukraine aren't what we've been told.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:40 PM (Hudry)


Russian is threatening that it will be releasing the information on the Ukraine bio-labs to the UN very soon. The word is they were funded by the US

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2022 04:43 PM (xhaym)

464 451 I guess Greece is Jonesing for a sound thrashing.

Posted by: kraken at September 27, 2022 04:38 PM (Vr12I)
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Not necessarily. An opposed landing is extremely difficult in an the Ionian Sea would provide lots of cover for fast missile boats to ambush frigates and troopships.

Remember that Turkey cannot mass all its strength against Greece - it has to keep assets covering its borders and also the Kurds.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 27, 2022 04:42 PM (llXky)

The Turks are past the straits though. An awkward route sure but it is a land route.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 27, 2022 04:44 PM (eYoxG)

465
Yvonne Craig was the green girl in Star Trek and batgirl.

Give us more of that.

Posted by: Auspex at September 27, 2022 04:44 PM (j4U/Z)

466 See. What ya gotta do is hit the white ball towards the hole with a club. Then you wanna get the ball in the hole in as few hits as possible.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 27, 2022 04:44 PM (VtqbX)

467 Men want respect/honor, sex, trust, and domestic support.

That seems fair, from my perspective. Love is important as well, love and affection.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 27, 2022 04:44 PM (Ivdso)

468 Limey NOOD

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 27, 2022 04:44 PM (llXky)

469 343 287 266 I'm still wondering what happens when Giorgio A. Tsoukalos passes. Is there someone in Ancient Aliens ready to step in and fill his shoes?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:11 PM (Hudry)

Shoes? His hair is going to detach and have to find a new host.
Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2022 04:15 PM

Sorry friends, but my planet needs me!
Posted by: Tsoukalos' Hair "Poochy"


out: skinwalker ranch
in: hairwalker ranch

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 27, 2022 04:44 PM (sGtp+)

470 I once had a run-in with Jagermeister and as a result Ouzo

Yep. The recycling of either of those is...unpleasant.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 27, 2022 04:44 PM (Xrfse)

471 Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:39 PM (Hudry)

I think black licorice might be like cilantro-People either hate it and it tastes soapy to them or they really like it. I hate black licorice. My son really likes it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 04:45 PM (vH/6k)

472 325 Biden's world continues to fall apart:

The ENTIRE Greek fleet is now in the Aegean Sea.

This comes following revelations that the Turkish military held an online meeting in the middle of the night to discuss possibilities of invading the Greek islands, as well as very clear threa(ts made in recent days against Greece.
Posted by: The ARC of History!



A war in the Balkans never gets out of hand. It will be fine. https://youtu.be/nxMMElT61A8

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 27, 2022 04:45 PM (sAmhv)

473 Russian is threatening that it will be releasing the information on the Ukraine bio-labs to the UN very soon. The word is they were funded by the US
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I used to work for CTR. They were pouring money into Bio Labs all around Russia's borders. I have no idea what they were paying for, but they were spending large.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:45 PM (Hudry)

474 @416

>>The followup video is even more significant: the guts of that motor are exposed to the elements underneath and its highly unlikely that having water, mud etc on it is going to be tolerated as well as a gas powered truck would.

I can't wait for the rust and corrosion to start exposing bits of the 800 volt system and battery packs.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 27, 2022 04:45 PM (vX8ov)

475 Remember that Turkey cannot mass all its strength against Greece - it has to keep assets covering its borders and also the Kurds.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 27, 2022 04:42 PM (llXky)


Greece has the same handicap - Those crazy Macedonians to the north will come screaming down to sack Athens if given half a chance.

It's the Balkan powder keg all over again!!!!

Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2022 04:45 PM (gmo/4)

476 Why do these self-appointed narrative enforcers (like the above shehulk twiiter account) like to include links to pay them in their public profile? Is this how they solicit new bids to troll on behalf of giant corporations?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 27, 2022 04:45 PM (F5ekr)

477 Especially when the percentages on the votes haven't changed in 5 weeks. All the numbers are made up for woke shows.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 27, 2022 04:41 PM (eoQWY)


The Woman King has a 99% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Lots of fake 5 star reviews. I think they assumed the people they always accuse of fake review bombing trash woke stuff with 1 star reviews were going to go after that movie as well so they went to counter it. Except nerds don't give a shit about that movie and its not destroying a beloved franchise. Again proving these corporate shitbrains do not understand fandom.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2022 04:45 PM (aRLgQ)

478 Nood. Chicks with dicks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 27, 2022 04:46 PM (dNqv+)

479 Two NATO member going to war against one another. What to do, what to do? shoot them both ?
Posted by: runner at September 27, 2022 04:37 PM (T+IcW)
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Wait until we get home.

Posted by: Axeman at September 27, 2022 04:47 PM (krQz2)

480 Sussex Police took to Twatter to assert that the "gender identity" of a child rapist who used his dick to rape children is irrelevant to the crime committed.

https://bit.ly/3rdVwZI

They later retracted this saying their reply, "was inconsistent with our usual style of engagement; we apologize for this and have removed the comment."

Posted by: bonhomme at September 27, 2022 04:48 PM (eyxn4)

481 Hawley has a bill up that would prevent them from extending it
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2022 04:39 PM


How would that even work? If that's HR 9687, then HR 9688 could just be "Section 1: HR 9687 is repealed. Section 2: Copyright is extended another 5 years."

I guess they could pass a bill saying they were removing two years from the last copyright extension effective immediately.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 27, 2022 04:48 PM (xttsV)

482 You guys and your "anise flavor liquors aren't to my taste" airs.

You have to understand that the ainse in Raki, anisette, Ouzo, aguardiente, etc is not for the flavor, it is to hide the bite of cheap distilled liquor.

I have a deep abiding first love for aguardiente. Like all first loves, it was deeply wrong, misplaced. and damaging.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2022 04:49 PM (xhaym)

483 Speaking of Disney and trademarks, I hear they are angling for *yet another* Act of Congress to protect their copyright on Mickey. I wonder how long they'll get this time. Maybe til the sun explodes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2022 04:31 PM (oINRc)

I don't know why they bother. I never saw any Mickey Mouse cartoons even on their TV show that I recall. And I imagine it got worse as time went on. Not like Bugs Bunny.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 27, 2022 04:49 PM (eoQWY)

484 The Woman King has a 99% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Lots of fake 5 star reviews. I think they assumed the people they always accuse of fake review bombing trash woke stuff with 1 star reviews were going to go after that movie as well so they went to counter it. Except nerds don't give a shit about that movie and its not destroying a beloved franchise. Again proving these corporate shitbrains do not understand fandom.
Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2022 04:45 PM (aRLgQ)

Also, any programmer with a brain could make convincing reviews with any score, and could make the distribution look more like a real one to give you any score you like. Here they have all 5s or 1s and nothing in between

Posted by: Oldcat at September 27, 2022 04:51 PM (eoQWY)

485 Russian is threatening that it will be releasing the information on the Ukraine bio-labs to the UN very soon. The word is they were funded by the US
------------------
I used to work for CTR. They were pouring money into Bio Labs all around Russia's borders. I have no idea what they were paying for, but they were spending large.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:45 PM (Hudry)

"the word is"? it was on the biolabs web site!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 27, 2022 04:52 PM (eoQWY)

486 I used to work for CTR. They were pouring money into Bio Labs all around Russia's borders. I have no idea what they were paying for, but they were spending large.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 04:45 PM (Hudry)


They kept the Soviet labs running to soak up the Soviet bioweapon techs that might "otherwise go to Iran" and then I suppose they kept grafting money off. I suspect any good development went to universities like in NC or other related places, and then to Wuhan when it got out that we were violating serious treaties by dabbling in bioweapons

Second rumor is that there were intentional releases of product into Russian majority areas to test them.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2022 04:54 PM (xhaym)

487 They kept the Soviet labs running to soak up the Soviet bioweapon techs that might "otherwise go to Iran" and then I suppose they kept grafting money off.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2022 04:54 PM (xhaym)

That excuse gets a little stale after 30 years

Posted by: Oldcat at September 27, 2022 04:57 PM (eoQWY)

488 "critic's reviews are what matters."

LOL. Maybe the critics can get your ass-sweat show renewed for a second season, bunt.

Posted by: Tasty Burger at September 27, 2022 04:58 PM (N/oGZ)

489 If a woman isn't kind-hearted, get the fuck far away.
Posted by: ... at September 27, 2022 04:25 PM (sEoTu)
____________

Rewarmed story: A very hot chick (obviously with poor vision) came onto me at a party. I was thrilled, until she told me, laughingly, how she'd wanted something from her apartment manager, who was handicapped, so she came onto him, then shut him down when he did what she wanted.

She apparently thought that that would endear her to me. I couldn't get away from her fast enough, all my fantasies of some slap and tickle promptly abandoned.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 27, 2022 05:01 PM (YqDXo)

490 Thank you, She-Hulk aka Fictional Character, for commenting on Twitter. I know Stan Lee didn’t write those words for you.

Posted by: Paco Pacem at September 27, 2022 05:04 PM (GstKi)

491 Does this mean the price of Ouzo will dramatically increase? Launch the NUKES Now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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