You're Not Going to Believe This, But the the FBI Lied to a Judge to Get a Warrant, and Then Seized Property the Judge Explicitly Told Them They Were Not Permitted to Seize

The nation's premier criminal organization. Take a bow, straight-shooters, square-jawed "law" men.


The privacy invasion was vast when FBI agents drilled and pried their way into 1,400 safe-deposit boxes at the U.S. Private Vaults store in Beverly Hills.

They rummaged through personal belongings of a jazz saxophone player, an interior designer, a retired doctor, a flooring contractor, two Century City lawyers and hundreds of others.

Agents took photos and videos of pay stubs, password lists, credit cards, a prenuptial agreement, immigration and vaccination records, bank statements, heirlooms and a will, court records show. In one box, agents found cremated human remains.

Eighteen months later, newly unsealed court documents show that the FBI and U.S. attorney's office in Los Angeles got their warrant for that raid by misleading the judge who approved it.

You don't say.

That doesn't sound like the FBI I know.


They omitted from their warrant request a central part of the FBI's plan: Permanent confiscation of everything inside every box containing at least $5,000 in cash or goods, a senior FBI agent recently testified.

The FBI's justification for the dragnet forfeiture was its presumption that hundreds of unknown box holders were all storing assets somehow tied to unknown crimes, court records show.

We believe, based on no evidence, but a really convenient hunch, that this money is the proceeds of unknown crimes we cannot specify.

So it's ours now.


It took five days for scores of agents to fill their evidence bags with the bounty: More than $86 million in cash and a bonanza of gold, silver, rare coins, gem-studded jewelry and enough Rolex and Cartier watches to stock a boutique.

The U.S. attorney's office has tried to block public disclosure of court papers that laid bare the government's deception, but a judge rejected its request to keep them under seal.

That doesn't sound like the US Attorney's I know.


The failure to disclose the confiscation plan in the warrant request came to light in FBI documents and depositions of agents in a class-action lawsuit by box holders who say the raid violated their rights.

Their plan all along was just to execute a Law Enforcement Robbery, and they lied to the judge to "make it look legal."

They didn't tell the judge that they intended to steal the contents of the boxes, because that would require making a case for probable cause to believe a crime had occurred, and they had no proof of that.

The warrant did contemplate that they'd be in possession of the contents of the boxes "initially" -- but then directed them to contact the boxes' owners to return their property to them.

"The warrants authorize the seizure of the nests of the boxes themselves, not their contents," his section of the affidavit said. "By seizing the nests of safety deposit boxes themselves, the government will necessarily end up with custody of what is inside those boxes initially."

The affidavit told Kim that agents would "follow their written inventory policies" and "attempt to notify the lawful owners of the property stored in the boxes how to claim their property."

The FBI did not do that. They ignored that. They kept the property they had stolen. Their plan all along was to execute a brazen daylight robbery using fraudulently-obtained federal paper as cover, so they just did what they wanted.


The FBI and U.S. attorney's office denied that they misled the judge or ignored his conditions, saying they had no obligation to tell him of the plan for indiscriminate confiscations on the blanket assumption that every customer was hiding crime-tainted assets.

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The only way the FBI could seize the racks of [safety deposit] boxes would be to take possession of the contents too. Any judge reviewing the warrant request would recognize a threat to the rights of what turned out to be about 700 customers who had locked away some of their most private and valuable belongings.

Box holders would liken the raid to police barging into a building's 700 apartments and taking every tenant's possessions when they have evidence of wrongdoing by nobody but the landlord.

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A spokesman for the U.S. attorney's office declined to say whether the government had evidence of criminal activity by any specific box holders prior to the raid.


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Murray testified that once she reviewed the final draft of Zellhart's affidavit, it was clear to her that there was probable cause to seize and confiscate the contents of every box -- as long as it met the $5,000 minimum set by the Justice Department's Asset Forfeiture Policy Manual.

Murray offered no explanation for why the FBI believed it had legal grounds to take away the assets of hundreds of unknown box holders based on their presumed ties to unknown crimes.

To confiscate an asset under U.S. forfeiture laws, the government must first have evidence that it was derived from criminal conduct or used to facilitate it.

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In a court filing in the class-action case, Brown and other prosecutors claimed the FBI had no obligation to tell Kim that it was "prepared to seek forfeiture" of property inside the boxes.

Agents "owe a duty of candor to courts," they acknowledged, "but that is about known facts that have already occurred."

They said the FBI did not need to tell Kim "how later actions, such as criminal investigations against boxholders or forfeiture of box contents, would play out."


Kim was explicit in limiting the scope of the raid. "This warrant does not authorize a criminal search or seizure of the contents of the safety deposit boxes," his warrant stated.

The judge gave the FBI permission to take inventory of the box contents to protect against theft accusations. He ordered agents to identify the owners and notify them that they could claim their property.

But by then, Zellhart and her colleague had already told agents in their memo to take notes on anything that suggests any of the cash "may be criminal proceeds," such as whether it was bundled in rubber bands or smelled like marijuana.

But don't worry. Even though the FBI are now practicing piracy with the cover of fraudulently-obtained federal warrants, you can trust them to at least protect you against Domestic Violent Extremism.

Like this Domestic Violent Extremist.

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THREAD: The Biden DOJ is being fully weaponized against his political enemies.

The most horrific case yet might be the story of a Catholic activist from my hometown who had 30 FBI agents sent to his house yesterday to arrest him in front of his wife and seven children.

Mark Houck is the founder of an organization called The King's Men, which promotes Christian virtues among men, and is a well known pro-life activist in the Philly area.

Every Wednesday, he sidewalk counsels at Planned Parenthoods in Philly for six to eight hours.

In October 2021, he was counseling when a pro-abortion protester leading people into the building threatened his son and yelled obscenities at him.

Houck then pushed the man away from his son.

He was never charged for it and the man tried unsuccessfully to sue him.

That was until yesterday when, according to his wife, 25-30 armed FBI agents raided their home at 7:05 a.m.

His wife said they entered the home and pointed rifles at them as their kids began screaming.

His wife and kids watched and they arrested Mark.

He's now being charged by the Biden DOJ with a law called the "Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances," which makes it a federal crime to "injure, intimidate, and interfere with anyone because that person is a provider of reproductive health care."

Mark Houck is now facing a maximum sentence of 11 years in prison, three years of supervised release, and fines of up to $350,000.

All because he pushed a Planned Parenthood volunteer to the ground who got in his son's personal space and yelled obscenities at him.

So, a man who does nothing but run an org that teaches men to be strong Catholics and sidewalk counsels outside Planned Parenthoods had 30 armed federal agents sent to his house and is now facing jail time over an incident that resulted in a failed lawsuit

Of course it's unprecedented that the FBI raided President Trump's home but, in my opinion, this is even worse.

Mark Houck is a man who poses no threat to anyone.

All he does is promote Catholic values, help people, and try to save lives.

Yet, on some obscure federal law nobody has ever heard of, he had 30 FBI agents show up to his house, rifles pointed at him and his wife, and now faces 11 years in jail because the feds are accusing him of assaulting a "reproductive healthcare worker" who threatened his son.

Nobody responsible for the nearly 100 attacks, including firebombs and vandalism, on pro-life pregnancy centers has been charged by the DOJ.

But a pro-life activist who pushed a Planned Parenthood volunteer threatening his son is now facing 11 years in jail.

Two-tiers justice.


When fascism comes to America, it will come in a Brooks Brothers suit and navy windbreaker.

LifeSiteNews.com has a full article:

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Ryan-Marie, who is a homeschooling mother, described how the SWAT team of 25 to 30 FBI agents swarmed their property with around 15 vehicles at 7:05 a.m. this morning. Having quickly surrounded the house with rifles in firing position, "they started pounding on the door and yelling for us to open it."

Before opening the door, she explained, her husband tried to calm them, saying, "'Please, I'm going to open the door, but, please, my children are in the home. I have seven babies in the house.' But they just kept pounding and screaming," she said.

When he opened the door, "they had big, huge rifles pointed at Mark and pointed at me and kind of pointed throughout the house," Ryan-Marie described.

Obey the law. Respect the FBI. Trust the government.

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Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2022 02:22 PM (mE7cY)

2 Get the others

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2022 02:22 PM (mE7cY)

3 And Doug Mastriano is the only GOP lawmaker who has the stones to condemn the FBI raid on the pro-lifer:

https://tinyurl.com/cdfr8bap

and he's moving up the polls with PA independents

#MastrianoMonday

he's closing the gap!

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 02:22 PM (dCxaZ)

4 I go

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2022 02:22 PM (mE7cY)

5 Get the fuck outta here!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2022 02:23 PM (aursc)

6 Judge or magistrate?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 26, 2022 02:23 PM (b1zbT)

7 and to continue the Not-see theme from the last thread:

This level of FEEB-thievery puts Goehring's looting of his Jewish victims' homes to shame

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 02:24 PM (dCxaZ)

8 Go Doug!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2022 02:24 PM (aursc)

9 Wonder if they bought some snazzy new shirts with all that cash they seized.

Something in brown, maybe?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2022 02:24 PM (mE7cY)

10 >>>6 Judge or magistrate?

magistrate actually.

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2022 02:25 PM (B3oWe)

11 The nation's premier criminal organization.

ISWYDT

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2022 02:25 PM (+4D1M)

12 The FBI needs to be disbanded and their HQ moved to Alaska. They are literally enemies of the people.

That family above looks like the perfect American family, who will now be haunted by these prick agents pointing rifles in their faces. For what? For their "prestige?"

F**k. You.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:25 PM (d2bW3)

13 Kurt Schlichter has a good idea.

Starting next year, hold Congressional hearings in red states - call Fauci to testify in Casper, Wyoming, for example.

Then when Fauci inevitably perjures himself, he can be prosecuted before a Wyoming jury when President Trump or DeSantis takes over the DOJ in 2024.

No more DC juries.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 26, 2022 02:26 PM (I2/tG)

14 Judge or magistrate?
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magistrate actually.

Posted by: ace

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GASP!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 26, 2022 02:26 PM (b1zbT)

15 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

16 I don't want to go all Punic on the situation, but the best outcome would include an actual budget line item to salt the Earth where Quantico once stood.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 26, 2022 02:26 PM (cupoy)

17 Biden has definitely affected the food supply. We seem to be all out of ham-and-eggers.

Posted by: Wally at September 26, 2022 02:26 PM (FJYfm)

18 The worst part of all this is the FBI will get away with it, instead of being arrested for lying on an affidavit.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:26 PM (d2bW3)

19 C'mon man, have a heart! The ham-and-eggers' mortgages are about to reset and they NEED them some stolen goods to "repurpose"

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 02:26 PM (dCxaZ)

20 LEAVE THE FBI ALONE!

*sobs*

Posted by: Robert Mueller at Whitey Bulger's Beachhouse at September 26, 2022 02:26 PM (lf83v)

21 The Fibbies went on a red herring of a fishing expedition with those lock boxes.

And now the owners have to prove that everything in there wasn't stolen because the Fibbies invoked Civil Asset Forfeiture.

Fvck the Fibbies with an SS-20 up the bung hole

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2022 02:27 PM (Syqns)

22 "Mark Houck is a man who poses no threat to anyone.

All he does is promote Catholic values, help people, and try to save lives."

That's what they regard as a threat.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 26, 2022 02:27 PM (eYoxG)

23 Well, I did need a pinky ring.

Posted by: Very Special Agent Carumba at September 26, 2022 02:27 PM (ZCool)

24 "bound with a rubber band" means your cash is suspect?

Well what the flying fuck else are you gonna bind it together in, a photo album?!?!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2022 02:27 PM (/EuRN)

25 >>>13 Kurt Schlichter has a good idea.
Starting next year, hold Congressional hearings in red states - call Fauci to testify in Casper, Wyoming, for example.
Then when Fauci inevitably perjures himself, he can be prosecuted before a Wyoming jury when President Trump or DeSantis takes over the DOJ in 2024.
No more DC juries.

that is fantastic!!!!

Posted by: ace at September 26, 2022 02:27 PM (B3oWe)

26 "The FBI needs to be disbanded and their HQ moved to Alaska."

Someone here may consider those fighting words....

Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2022 02:28 PM (KAi1n)

27 The right just has a persecution complex!

Always imagining that some "THEY" is out to get them!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 26, 2022 02:28 PM (N1tpc)

28 Moral of the story:

Bolt your safe to the joists.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2022 02:28 PM (/EuRN)

29 It's believed that the Nazis stole close to 20 billion in todays dollars from Jewish peoples, which helped fund the war.

History rhymes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2022 02:28 PM (mE7cY)

30 1 To
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2022 02:22 PM (mE7cY)

2 Get the others
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2022 02:22 PM (mE7cY)

I read this in Captain Kirk voice.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 26, 2022 02:29 PM (906pl)

31 They fucking robbed a bank.

Destroy the FBI.

*channels AllenG*

Burn it.
Scatter it.
Salt it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

32 As I said last thread, I betcha if we try to destroy the FBI , it'll have supporters in Congress that will come out of the wood work. Sob story after firght story will be on the front pages, talking about how important the FBI is.

But the President has lots of executive power, as we now have learned, and can re-assign the entire Hoover building to walking along the wall in Arizona and Texas and mapping where it needs to be improved. Give Chris Wray a pad and a pencil and let him go walk every day and draw pictures of holes in the fence. Good pictures this time Chris!

The President can do that without asking Congress.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2022 02:29 PM (a+1IB)

33 26 "The FBI needs to be disbanded and their HQ moved to Alaska."

Someone here may consider those fighting words....
Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2022 02:28 PM (KAi1n)

Move them all to Alaska. THEN disband them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2022 02:29 PM (/EuRN)

34 Why would the feebies do anything different. They are getting away with it.

Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2022 02:29 PM (+J0HH)

35 Old and busted: Contract between the governed and the government

New Hotness: This is mine now. -FBI

Posted by: Flyguy at September 26, 2022 02:29 PM (VrVjC)

36 Watched a movie last night called "Memory" (2022), in which Liam Neeson plays an elderly Alzheimer's stricken hitman who starts offing child-traffickers, and Guy Pearce is the Eff Bee Eye agent tracking him.

Guy Pearce's character is constantly frustrated by his own boss and the US Attorney who seem to be weakly covering up for a rich bitch (Monica Belluci, who looks like an old saddle these days, sadly) and her son.

Obligatory scenes of massive numbers of blue raincoat wearing FIB agents doing agent shit, and of course the also obligatory YUGE raid with 30 over-armed agents bailing out of MRAPS had me yelling at my phone: "FUCK THE FBI!!!"

Liam's character should have been wasting those fuckers, as soon as he finished up with the traffickers.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2022 02:29 PM (DHpuK)

37 Alaska is too good for them.

Johnston Atoll since they stopped burning all the chemical weapons there.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2022 02:29 PM (Syqns)

38 Just think of how they'll react after a trouncing in November. That's a lot of lessons to teach, but I'm sure some of the other alphabet agencies have been training for just such a contingency, and can help lend a jackboot.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at September 26, 2022 02:29 PM (zB/T/)

39 When fascism comes to America, it will come in a Brooks Brothers suit and navy windbreaker.

Better than jorts paired with sox and topsiders!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2022 02:29 PM (BRHaw)

40 Yeah, that raid on the pro-life counselor: FIB will false-flag violence if they can't goad people into it. Right now they are goading very hard.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2022 02:29 PM (ynpvh)

41 >>>Someone here may consider those fighting words....

Posted by: SFGoth


Fair enough. The Philippines.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:29 PM (d2bW3)

42 I'll bet all the agents involved end up with a strongly worded letter in their file and/or a job at CNN.

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 26, 2022 02:29 PM (ei7q6)

43 39 When fascism comes to America, it will come in a Brooks Brothers suit and navy windbreaker.

Better than jorts paired with sox and topsiders!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 26, 2022 02:29 PM (BRHaw)

Spanx and Jeggings

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2022 02:30 PM (ynpvh)

44 Beverly Hills, eh? Guess who they support.... Even Beria got it in the end.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2022 02:30 PM (KAi1n)

45 Yeah, and Mark asked the FBI SWAT team leader if he had a warrant, and the leader hemmed and hawed and finally admitted that he left the warrant in a vehicle. So the SWAT team continued to menace the family with their rifles until the leader returned from his vehicle with the warrant.

Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2022 02:30 PM (6eRlp)

46 Sad.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 02:30 PM (r8enq)

47 Monica Belluci, who looks like an old saddle these days, sadly

*

I refuse to believe this.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 26, 2022 02:30 PM (ikWko)

48 Thank you Jeff Sessions.
And his ex-boss, frankly.

Posted by: espinostifer at September 26, 2022 02:30 PM (ZKXFn)

49 25 >>>13 Kurt Schlichter has a good idea.
Starting next year, hold Congressional hearings in red states - call Fauci to testify in Casper, Wyoming, for example.
Then when Fauci inevitably perjures himself, he can be prosecuted before a Wyoming jury when President Trump or DeSantis takes over the DOJ in 2024.
No more DC juries.

that is fantastic!!!!
Posted by: ace at September 26, 2022 02:27 PM (B3oWe)

This would be a good start - I'm glad our folks are starting to think on how to beat the DC web...

Posted by: Nova local at September 26, 2022 02:30 PM (exHjb)

50 The only solution is to cut the growth of the FBI's budget from 11% to 10.5%.

For America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

51 Is there any going back at this point? FBI Agent Friend is going to be buried by the DoJ.

It's time to look to our founding fathers on what the next steps are.

Posted by: Fish at September 26, 2022 02:30 PM (EIOJF)

52 Strong people don't take the goad.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2022 02:31 PM (KAi1n)

53 Remember, he wasn't arrested for the FACE law, he was arrested for being pro-life and successfully promoting that cause. The FACE law was just the excuse, there would have been another excuse had the pushing incident didn't happen.

Posted by: Crazy at September 26, 2022 02:31 PM (xLCUR)

54
I like that it was in Beverly Hills - at least they stole $86m from supporters of their evil regime. Glad to see some of their own palz take it with no lube, for once, instead of flyover people only.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2022 02:31 PM (oINRc)

55 41 >>>Someone here may consider those fighting words....

Posted by: SFGoth

Fair enough. The Philippines.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:29 PM (d2bW3)

Marianas Trench

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2022 02:31 PM (ynpvh)

56 Nice to know the threshold to be convicted, without a trial, of criminal activity is $5K in cash.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 02:31 PM (5pTK/)

57 Bongino's interview with Kyle Seraphin was eye-opening. The FBI is far worse than we have ever considered.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:31 PM (d2bW3)

58 47 Monica Belluci, who looks like an old saddle these days, sadly

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I refuse to believe this.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 26, 2022 02:30 PM (ikWko)

=========

Watched her in the Liam Neeson movie Memory over the weekend. Confirmed. She looks like a woman overdone with plastic surgery. Good plastic surgery, but she's not taking the whole, "aging gracefully" path.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

59 Judge or magistrate?

magistrate actually.
Posted by: ace at September 26, 2022 02:25 PM (B3oWe)


I would like to see Congress pass the "Restoring Faith in Federal Law Enforcement Act" which would consist of 3 parts:

1. No magistrate is permitted to authorize a federal warrant.
2. No judge is permitted to authorize a federal warrant.
3. All members of the DoJ, the exception of the Marshals and the AG, are fired and barred from ever serving in any capacity in the federal government.

It would not require Biden to get a forehead tattoo saying "I'm an Idiot", for example.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 26, 2022 02:31 PM (GYIa4)

60 They are also in a dither about the ABC poll from yesterday showing Meat Puppet at 35% support, or something.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2022 02:24 PM (a+1IB)

==========

GOP +5 on the generic ballot. +21 in battleground states.

The red wave did not dissipate. The red wave did not give way to a blue wave.

The media polls have been lying for months. Is this ABC poll telling the truth? Well, it passes the smell test much more easily than the stuff saying that the Democrats were going to keep the House.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

61 26 "The FBI needs to be disbanded and their HQ moved to Alaska."

Someone here may consider those fighting words....
Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2022 02:28 PM (KAi1n)

You can't disband them because like bedbugs, they'd only corrupt the new agency. They need to be reassigned. Alaska works. All that polar bear scat isn't going to catalog itself. To save the Earth from Global Warming, of course.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 26, 2022 02:31 PM (cupoy)

62 "When fascism comes to America, it will come in a Brooks Brothers suit and navy windbreaker."



"Nein!!!!!"

- - Hugo Boss

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2022 02:32 PM (x0n13)

63 The armed wing of the democrat party.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 26, 2022 02:32 PM (lTGtQ)

64 Just checked Philly Archbishop website to read his statement condemning the FBI raid on one of his parishioners.

*checking*

*scanning*

let's see...there's a statement recognizing Rosh Hashanna and Yom Kippur, very nice; there's a statement deploring the July 4 violence in Philadelphia and Illinois, also en espanol...

a statement against the Ukraine invasion...

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 02:32 PM (dCxaZ)

65 Fair enough. The Philippines.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:29 PM (d2bW3)

Marianas Trench
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2022 02:31 PM (ynpvh)

Minneapolis

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2022 02:32 PM (/EuRN)

66 Watched her in the Liam Neeson movie Memory over the weekend. Confirmed. She looks like a woman overdone with plastic surgery. Good plastic surgery, but she's not taking the whole, "aging gracefully" path.

*

(fingers in ears)

LALALALALALALA

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 26, 2022 02:32 PM (ikWko)

67 >>>safe-deposit boxes at the U.S. Private Vaults store in Beverly Hills

Another strike against California.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 02:32 PM (r8enq)

68 There used to be a time when the premise for the safety deposit box seizure warrant would have been tossed out of court.

Couple a vindictive and out of control FBI with a compliant if not complicit judiciary, well, here we are.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 02:32 PM (5pTK/)

69 Oh, and the idea that the Eff Bee Eye in "Memory" actually has a task force to catch and prosecute child molesters and traffickers was hilarious, given their coverup of the evidence found in Epstein's safe on Ped0phIle Island.

What a fucking joke.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2022 02:32 PM (DHpuK)

70 >>>The only solution is to cut the growth of the FBI's budget from 11% to 10.5%.

For America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison


I don't believe anyone from the GOP, or even the next GOP president - assuming one is every elected - will do nothing about this. Literally nothing.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:32 PM (d2bW3)

71 > Alaska works.

No, it does not.

Keep your criminals in your own states. Thanks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2022 02:33 PM (bW8dp)

72 Think logistics though. Any real investigation into the federals is a multi-year process. The attorneys milking hours notwithstanding.

Even if Trump or DeSantis started a massive investigation, it might be half a decade before someone saw bars.

I think the left bakes this into the cake, with the hope of administration change.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2022 02:33 PM (mE7cY)

73
63 The armed wing of the democrat party.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 26, 2022 02:32 PM (lTGtQ)

Kooks, Cucks and Klain's-men . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2022 02:33 PM (x0n13)

74 Also, my wife's boyfriend says she has a few toes that don't have diamonds on them yet.

Posted by: Very Special Agent Carumba at September 26, 2022 02:33 PM (ZCool)

75 56 Nice to know the threshold to be convicted, without a trial, of criminal activity is $5K in cash.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 02:31 PM (5pTK/)

Less if it's in your car. Civil Asset Forfeiture

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2022 02:33 PM (ynpvh)

76 agents would "follow their written inventory policies" and "attempt to notify the lawful owners of the property stored in the boxes how to claim their property."

*whispers into hands* *giggles uncontrollably*

Look! I attempted to notify the lawful owners of the property stored in the boxes of how to claim their property.
*Giggles again*

- Ham n Egger asshole

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (3CCua) - at September 26, 2022 02:33 PM (3CCua)

77 So, since the market has been taking a dump this week, I decided to try a new dump cake today (dump cakes are great for turning over "supplies" before they go bad)...

Pumpkin dump cake - allergy friendly. I grabbed an online recipe from myrecipes and changed the evaporated milk for coconut milk (can for can swap as "close enough") and the pecans for oats.

I hope it's good. If not, well, I'm sure some coconut caramel sauce and whipped cream can heal all ills...

If it's really good, and Thanksgiving is really "lean" this year, it might become the dinner dessert...

Posted by: Nova local at September 26, 2022 02:33 PM (exHjb)

78 They really, really, really want somebody to snap. They may get their wish.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2022 02:33 PM (aursc)

79 What's the over/under on Elliot Ness references for the thread?

Posted by: Flyguy at September 26, 2022 02:34 PM (VrVjC)

80 In a slightly more ideal world, the bank customers would file a class action suit against the agents individually for civil rights violations for billions and a consent decree on the bureau. But something tells me that will never happen.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2022 02:34 PM (IyrhE)

81 Gee willikers Wally! I haven't seen any statements from Archbishop Nelson Perez re: the FEEB raid on a Philadelphia pro-life Catholic

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 02:34 PM (dCxaZ)

82 >>>let's see...there's a statement recognizing Rosh Hashanna and Yom Kippur, very nice; there's a statement deploring the July 4 violence in Philadelphia and Illinois, also en espanol...

Posted by: kallisto

Name the last really good Archbishop of Philadelphia. Been a very long time.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:34 PM (d2bW3)

83 After Dobbs, what is the Federal interest in abortion clinics? Isn't the FACE ACT itself now unconstitutional?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2022 02:34 PM (+4D1M)

84 "Mother, should I trust the government?
Mother, will they put me in the firing line?"

Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2022 02:34 PM (5KWKT)

85 Nice to know the threshold to be convicted, without a trial, of criminal activity is $5K in cash.

Posted by: blake


*

You're self-employed now if you receive $600 from ebay from selling your kids' old shoes and Lego sets. Hope you've been paying taxes on your job.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 26, 2022 02:35 PM (ikWko)

86 What tipped off the Fibbies that there might be crime taking place at this secure storage facility?

Out-of-state license plates.

I wish I was joking.

Posted by: pookysgirl, channeling John McEnroe at September 26, 2022 02:35 PM (XKZwp)

87
You can't disband them because like bedbugs, they'd only corrupt the new agency.
-----
If only there were some way to prevent that from happening... like, maybe you could build a hardened structure with doors that lock only from the outside, and guys with guns to watch for if anyone tries to escape. And maybe inside, there could be like, I dunno, horrendously squalid living conditions, and sparse food. And a Minotaur.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2022 02:35 PM (oINRc)

88 Johnston Atoll since they stopped burning all the chemical weapons there.

Wake Island.

BTW, Wake was going to be the location of the military prison housing enemy combatants after 9/111, but Bush's DOJ lawyers didn't want to spend the time to travel to the Pacific for hearings and whatnot.

So, Guantanamo was chosen instead, which made it easy for New York law firms to provide pro-bono legal representation to terrorists.

Classic Bush Administration.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 26, 2022 02:35 PM (I2/tG)

89 Arm yourself. Get to a free state. Prepare.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at September 26, 2022 02:35 PM (Kdu/q)

90 The irony is that the movie THEY LIVE was supposed to be an indictment of Reagan and his eeeeeeeevil fascist regime.

Yeah uh huh

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Emotionally Supporting Cancelled Sexy Russian Women at September 26, 2022 02:35 PM (VTu1l)

91 So once again, it will be only the TradCath social media types who will be covering the FEEB raid.

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 02:35 PM (dCxaZ)

92 Obey the law. Respect the FBI. Trust the government.
=================
Rules to live by, right up until you feel the need to shoot back. Or, shoot first.

Posted by: The First Duty Of Society Is Justice at September 26, 2022 02:36 PM (IFWds)

93 Throw ten of them in jail for life and the rest will fall in line.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2022 02:36 PM (mE7cY)

94 To confiscate an asset under U.S. forfeiture laws, the government must first have evidence that it was derived from criminal conduct or used to facilitate it.

Capitalism IS a crime! It's the theft of labor's value and products by the elite! If you have over $5000 in a safe deposit box, you're obviously wealthy, and hoarding that wealth from the people!

Now, to start looking at those corrupt 401k plunder repositories...

Posted by: Uniparty Commissar at September 26, 2022 02:36 PM (JCZqz)

95 After Dobbs, what is the Federal interest in abortion clinics? Isn't the FACE ACT itself now unconstitutional?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2022 02:34 PM (+4D1M)
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I think the venue for serving the search warrant was chosen because the FBI knew they could get away with it. I don't think the warrant would have flown in FL, TX, AZ or ID.

Though, I may be wishcasting to a certain extent.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 02:36 PM (5pTK/)

96 If prosecuted for theft by state prosecutors, could FBI agents claim qualified immunity?

Posted by: mr tmz at September 26, 2022 02:36 PM (rJ48h)

97 If you're not working for the FBI, you are at most a petty thief.

Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2022 02:36 PM (Sv58p)

98 64 Just checked Philly Archbishop website to read his statement condemning the FBI raid on one of his parishioners.

*checking*

*scanning*

let's see...there's a statement recognizing Rosh Hashanna and Yom Kippur, very nice; there's a statement deploring the July 4 violence in Philadelphia and Illinois, also en espanol...

a statement against the Ukraine invasion...
Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 02:32 PM (dCxaZ)

I just picked up Eric Metaxas' new book, Letter to the American Church. It's absolutely brutal on those clergy who have said and done nothing for the past two-plus years, and sat idly by while state-sponsored tyranny roams freely. According to Metaxas, the parallels between the 2000s American church and the 1930s German church are too striking to ignore. I completely agree.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 26, 2022 02:36 PM (9miN6)

99 The Philly F.I.B. claims it wasn't the real SWAT Team it was just 20-30 agents dressed and armed exactly like the SWAT Team but not literally the SWAT Team. So, kewl.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 26, 2022 02:36 PM (yikp0)

100 If Archbishop Perez were a true Warrior for Christ, he would organize a Pro-Life march 1000 strong to show up at 11th and Walnut sts. where the baby-killers do their dirty work.

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 02:36 PM (dCxaZ)

101 61 26 "The FBI needs to be disbanded and their HQ moved to Alaska."

Someone here may consider those fighting words....
Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2022 02:28 PM (KAi1n)

You can't disband them because like bedbugs, they'd only corrupt the new agency. They need to be reassigned. Alaska works. All that polar bear scat isn't going to catalog itself. To save the Earth from Global Warming, of course.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 26, 2022 02:31 PM (cupoy)

Yes, you CAN disband them. You take the laws they enforce, and you remove them from the federal code as much as possible...and those you can't, you reassign the work direct to DOJ proper with instructions to work with state and local agencies to enforce. And any current FBI labs we can't live without, reassign as Homeland Security labs, since I think that's in their name - and reassign only those FBI personnel...that would probably be no more than 5% of the FBI's current workforce...

Posted by: Nova local at September 26, 2022 02:37 PM (exHjb)

102 They really are that brazenly lawless.

Posted by: Bosk at September 26, 2022 02:37 PM (v4L7Y)

103
I'm not sure exactly what I would do if some abortion promoting freak called my son a 'fag' right in front of me, but I think it would entail a little more than shoving that person on his ass.

Has the concept of 'fighting words' disappeared?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 26, 2022 02:37 PM (y3pKJ)

104 99 The Philly F.I.B. claims it wasn't the real SWAT Team it was just 20-30 agents dressed and armed exactly like the SWAT Team but not literally the SWAT Team. So, kewl.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 26, 2022 02:36 PM (yikp0)

Admin Uses FIB to SWAT Pro-Lifer...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2022 02:37 PM (ynpvh)

105 Something something Constitutional Rights... something something... Under Color Of Law

*types more*

*deletes*

Posted by: JQ at September 26, 2022 02:37 PM (dpnJh)

106 >>>So once again, it will be only the TradCath social media types who will be covering the FEEB raid.

Posted by: kallisto


Church Militant will likely cover it, but I doubt you'll see much in the Philly news.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:37 PM (d2bW3)

107 Evil fascists. All of them.

OUT: United States of America
IN: Disintegrating Socialist State of Fascism.

Posted by: NOT AN OWL at September 26, 2022 02:37 PM (cDITE)

108 @66

>>Watched her in the Liam Neeson movie Memory over the weekend. Confirmed. She looks like a woman overdone with plastic surgery. Good plastic surgery, but she's not taking the whole, "aging gracefully" path.

I don't know, she clearly looks older and weathered in the movie but I saw an interview of her and she still looked like a dime piece.

So unless she was using the Barbara Walters Vasoline Filter for the interview she's still got it going on.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2022 02:37 PM (up/3i)

109 The Conservative Case For Tyranny is my new piece!

Please read it. At least, click on it. Please...

Posted by: Rev. Col. David French, veteran hero and Dispatch drama critic at September 26, 2022 02:37 PM (k8Pcg)

110 Bundled with rubber bands or smelled like marijuana? Marijuana is legal in California and I believe the growers use all cash by law. So that's a little strange.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2022 02:37 PM (NOYGJ)

111 So I guess the old country song was true ?

All the gold in California
Is in the bank in the middle of Beverly Hills
In somebody else's name.
So if you're dreamin' about California,
It don't matter at all where you've played before.
California's a brand-new game.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 26, 2022 02:37 PM (M+Lyo)

112 The next Preezy could easily take away all of their firearms.

Go raid that cartel building using clubs and sticks otherwise, you're insubordinate.


Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 26, 2022 02:37 PM (ZCool)

113 Kurt Schlichter has a good idea.
Starting next year, hold Congressional hearings in red states - call Fauci to testify in Casper, Wyoming, for example.
Then when Fauci inevitably perjures himself, he can be prosecuted before a Wyoming jury when President Trump or DeSantis takes over the DOJ in 2024.
No more DC juries.



"But those people are stupid rubes and don't understand how things work in this world!"

- - DC Pond Scum

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

114 Also Die Hard was a documentary of the FBI.

It still makes me laugh that one of the many Agent Johnsons was our very own based Robert Davi.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Rescuing Sexy Russian Women Before They Get Drafted at September 26, 2022 02:38 PM (VTu1l)

115 93 Throw ten of them in jail for life and the rest will fall in line.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2022 02:36 PM

Have nine agents beat every tenth to death, and we might be on to something...

Posted by: Zombie Roman Centurion, dreaming of decimation at September 26, 2022 02:38 PM (JCZqz)

116 103
I'm not sure exactly what I would do if some abortion promoting freak called my son a 'fag' right in front of me, but I think it would entail a little more than shoving that person on his ass.

Has the concept of 'fighting words' disappeared?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 26, 2022 02:37 PM (y3pKJ)

Only for the Left; their violence is speech.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2022 02:38 PM (ynpvh)

117 I'm thinking of an old Vietnam vet I saw on Antiques Roadshow.

The dude scrimped and saved and bought himself a Rolex, way back in 1970 or something like that. He put it in a safe deposit box, and never really wore it, so it still had all the original stickers and such, along with the boxes and bills of sale and manuals and warranty cards, etc. Mint condition, in other words. On top of that, it was a rare model to begin with.

It wound up being worth something like half a million dollars. The dude, well over retirement age, didn't look very prosperous (to put it mildly), so I'm sure it was a fantastic day for him.

Now imagine that some FBI thug had stolen it from his safe deposit box.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2022 02:38 PM (bW8dp)

118 They rummaged through personal belongings of a jazz saxophone player, an interior designer, a retired doctor, a flooring contractor, two Century City lawyers

********

Singling out these six individuals out of 1400 seems oddly specific. I think this might be a code of some sort. I'm going to work on it over lunch.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2022 02:38 PM (cPDW+)

119 Of course it's believable, the FBI/KGB can do whatever they want to.

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 26, 2022 02:38 PM (xhxe8)

120 LOL, my Feeb political stance is unchanged since I was 20 years old. And I damn sure ain't 20 anymore.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, w new lease on life at September 26, 2022 02:38 PM (jTmQV)

121 Rico laws can be used to disband and prosecute the entire FBI crime organization. And must be.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 26, 2022 02:38 PM (eJn7u)

122 I don't want to go all Punic on the situation, but the best outcome would include an actual budget line item to salt the Earth where Quantico once stood.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here



Going Punic is almost always an acceptable solution to the problems with government that are identified at the HQ.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2022 02:38 PM (DHpuK)

123 So this Pastor defended his son against a creepy leftist (let's face it probably a pedophile) and was acquitted, but the totally not fascist nazis that run our country sent an entire armed field office to take him in over a law that will be invalidated thre second the supreme court looks at it.

They really want to continue letting us know that criminals are free to do what they want, and you'll be prosecuted if toy defenses yourself.

At this point the entire fbi, doj, and everyone connected to this administration need to be seen as an occupying force threatening a free country.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 26, 2022 02:39 PM (Ri6cH)

124 The FBI needs to be disbanded and their HQ moved to Alaska. They are literally enemies of the people.

That family above looks like the perfect American family, who will now be haunted by these prick agents pointing rifles in their faces. For what? For their "prestige?"

F**k. You.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:25 PM (d2bW3)

burn
scatter
salt

oh, and we can destroy the hoover building too...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 26, 2022 02:39 PM (Mkvkw)

125 I assume there's a 1 year state of limitations on the BS federal crime of interference with access to abortion mills and they rushed to arrest before that ran. Anyone here know?

Anyway, it should be dismissed- he clearly didn't interfere with the ghouls' access, and the ghouls consistent attacks on him and his son show he wasn't at all intimidated.


Posted by: LASue at September 26, 2022 02:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

126 >>>They really are that brazenly lawless.

Posted by: Bosk


Comes from the top. Who is more corrupt in this country than Biden? He doesn't know what he's doing, but he definitely wants conservatives imprisoned or dead.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:39 PM (d2bW3)

127
121 Rico laws can be used to disband and prosecute the entire FBI crime organization. And must be.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 26, 2022 02:38 PM (eJn7u)


RICO could get the entire government.

Lulz

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2022 02:39 PM (mE7cY)

128 "When fascism comes to America, it will come in a Brooks Brothers suit and navy windbreaker."

If the Fibbies are wearing Brooks Bros., they're getting paid wayyyy too much.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 26, 2022 02:39 PM (BgMrQ)

129 Gee, if only there was some way of punishing federal employees who deprive US citizens of basic Rights "under the color of law"

Posted by: Methos at September 26, 2022 02:40 PM (kOpft)

130 99 The Philly F.I.B. claims it wasn't the real SWAT Team it was just 20-30 agents dressed and armed exactly like the SWAT Team but not literally the SWAT Team. So, kewl.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 26, 2022 02:36 PM (yikp0)
===============
Anyone who claimed it was a SWAT raid is misinforming the public and undermining faith in the FBI, so will be subject to arrest.

And I will then question them personally, in my basement execution room at the DOJ Lubyanka.

Posted by: Lavrenti Garland at September 26, 2022 02:40 PM (k8Pcg)

131 Banana. Republic.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at September 26, 2022 02:40 PM (Xrfse)

132 According to Metaxas, the parallels between the 2000s American church and the 1930s German church are too striking to ignore. I completely agree.

It was the German parish priests who bore the brunt of Nazi reprisals while the bishops sat on their fat asses and enabled the tyrants.

400 priests were sent to the camps, one was hanged because he spoke out at a Mothers' Revolt gathering...
(when it was clear that the Russians were rampaging their way to Berlin and the Reich mandated every German take up arms to defend the Fatherland, mothers rose up against this diktat.)

and Maximillian Kolbe was killed in a Polish death camp when he took the place of a Jewish prisoner.

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 02:40 PM (dCxaZ)

133 NOT ONLY ARE THEY THE LAW BUT THEY ARE THE TRUTH OR DO YOU WANT TO GET A 2am NO KNOCK RAID WITH cnn AND mslsd TO FILM YOU AND YOUR FAMILY CITIZEN?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 26, 2022 02:40 PM (u4CEu)

134 Bishop Zubik in Pittsburgh won't lift a finger. Fucking useless. He'd probably bless the SWAT team prior to the raid.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2022 02:40 PM (aursc)

135 If prosecuted for theft by state prosecutors, could FBI agents claim qualified immunity?
Posted by: mr tmz at September 26, 2022 02:36 PM (rJ48h)


I'm just going to point out that this happened in California.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 26, 2022 02:40 PM (GYIa4)

136 Just checked Philly Archbishop website to read his statement condemning the FBI raid on one of his parishioners.

*checking*

*scanning*

let's see...there's a statement recognizing Rosh Hashanna and Yom Kippur, very nice; there's a statement deploring the July 4 violence in Philadelphia and Illinois, also en espanol...

a statement against the Ukraine invasion...
Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 02:32 PM (dCxaZ)


Bet there's plenty of statements after the death of "parishioner" George Floyd

Posted by: Wally at September 26, 2022 02:40 PM (FJYfm)

137 125 I assume there's a 1 year state of limitations on the BS federal crime of interference with access to abortion mills and they rushed to arrest before that ran. Anyone here know?

Anyway, it should be dismissed- he clearly didn't interfere with the ghouls' access, and the ghouls consistent attacks on him and his son show he wasn't at all intimidated.


Posted by: LASue at September 26, 2022 02:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

They will bankrupt him with legal fees and lost wages

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2022 02:41 PM (ynpvh)

138 One problem with that bottom image of Times Square: among the commands to "Obey," "Consume' [Consoom], "Yield," "Watch Television," and "Conform," is (the beginning of) a command to "Reproduce."

Nonsense. Our corporate overlords want you sterile, spending all your money on Funko Pops and Marvel Capeshit. They want you on contraceptives. They want you to cut off your dick and spend the rest of your life on hormones. They do not want you to have the simple joys of family, because they can't make money from you wrestling with your kids in the backyard.

"But they want more consumers!" Yes, and they'll get them by importing Infinity Mexicans. Even when children are the core of the buisness model they'll try to get you not to have them. Toys R Us literally put itself into bankruptcy by donating to Planned Parenthood.

The best thing you can do to defeat Globohomo is to have children and enjoy simple, free pleasures with them.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 26, 2022 02:41 PM (4AAsI)

139 Fvck the Fibbies with an SS-20 up the bung hole

Posted by: Anna Puma





*SS-20 Launch Video provided for context*:

https://youtu.be/7tn3szmlvxU

Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2022 02:41 PM (DHpuK)

140 Bundled with rubber bands or smelled like marijuana? Marijuana is legal in California and I believe the growers use all cash by law. So that's a little strange.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2022 02:37 PM (NOYGJ)



But not legal federally, so a federal agency just busted in, because they felt like it and sniffed around, taking everything in the name of MAYBE A CRIME WAS COMMITTED!!!!????

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

141 We're not getting back to normal, and I wish we were.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2022 02:41 PM (7yw6J)

142 I don't have too many hot buttons...but illegally seizing property (asset forfeiture) is one of them.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2022 02:41 PM (anj39)

143 I shant believe it, I shant.

Sean Hannity and Dan Bongino have assured me that the institutions are chock full of the best people the country has to offer, just the leadership sometimes gets tripped up a little bit.

Posted by: BuckIV at September 26, 2022 02:41 PM (CLfqv)

144 Dan Crenshaw says talk of defunding the FBI is crazy.

You can surely trust Dan Crenshaw, right?

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 26, 2022 02:41 PM (Lv84X)

145 The New Hotness: Burying important things in the yard.

Only way to keep them safe from Fibbie thieves.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2022 02:42 PM (k8Pcg)

146 Their plan all along was just to execute a Law Enforcement Robbery, and they lied to the judge to "make it look legal."

"But but but probable cause and a warrant signed by a judge!" Sputtered Ian Milheiser.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 26, 2022 02:42 PM (VtqbX)

147 The best thing you can do to defeat Globohomo is to have children and enjoy simple, free pleasures with them.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 26, 2022 02:41 PM (4AAsI)



A correct but amusing sentiment coming from this nic.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2022 02:42 PM (+4D1M)

148 That's a good point. How is the person who was verbally accosting the little boy the one that felt intimidated?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 26, 2022 02:43 PM (ikWko)

149 Do NOT pollute Wake Island with this scum.

Wake Island is a symbol of American bravery and fighting spirit where a small unit of US Marines held out for two weeks against overwhelming Japanese might. Marines who threw back one invasion fleet while sinking a Japanese destroyer. One of the Marine flyers received the Medal of Honor but he died in hand to hand fighting with the Japanese.

Johnston Atoll. So they can sit with the other toxic waste.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2022 02:43 PM (Syqns)

150 Dan Crenshaw says talk of defunding the FBI is crazy.

You can surely trust Dan Crenshaw, right?
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 26, 2022 02:41 PM (Lv84X)



So he's good with jackbooted raids on his constituents for bullshit causes?

Good to know.

Fuck you, communist.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

151 The FBI needs to be disbanded and their HQ moved to Alaska. They are literally enemies of the people.

And cancel their pensions.

And claw back their income for at least the last decade, since they clearly haven't been working for us.

Posted by: Methos at September 26, 2022 02:43 PM (kOpft)

152 Everything they are doing is aimed at the rest of us. You better not get any funny ideas or this will happen to you as well. It can't be any clearer.

They really hate us.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 26, 2022 02:43 PM (NOYGJ)

153 Eighteen months later, newly unsealed court documents show that the FBI and U.S. attorney's office in Los Angeles got their warrant for that raid by misleading the judge who approved it.
++++
I see they're running that FISA playbook in regular courts now...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2022 02:43 PM (t0OGg)

154 After Dobbs, what is the Federal interest in abortion clinics? Isn't the FACE ACT itself now unconstitutional?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 26, 2022 02:34 PM (+4D1M)
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Maybe- interesting issue.

Posted by: LASue at September 26, 2022 02:43 PM (Ed8Zd)

155
All according to plan!

*finishes ham and eggs*

*requisitions diamond encrusted buttplug for important undercover ASSignment*

Posted by: Special Agent Trask at September 26, 2022 02:44 PM (oINRc)

156 144 Dan Crenshaw says talk of defunding the FBI is crazy.

You can surely trust Dan Crenshaw, right?
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 26, 2022 02:41 PM (Lv84X)

==========

But, hey, voting against him in the general is bad, and stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

157 Dan Crenshaw says talk of defunding the FBI is crazy.

You can surely trust Dan Crenshaw, right?
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 26, 2022 02:41 PM (Lv84X)
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@32 I betcha if we try to destroy the FBI , it'll have supporters in Congress that will come out of the wood work. Sob story after fright story will be on the front pages, talking about how important the FBI is.

But the President has lots of executive power, as we now have learned, and can re-assign the entire Hoover building to walking along the wall in Arizona and Texas and mapping where it needs to be improved. Give Chris Wray a pad and a pencil and let him go walk every day and draw pictures of holes in the fence. Good pictures this time Chris!

The President can do that without asking Congress.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2022 02:44 PM (k8Pcg)

158 Fires will be kindled to prove 1+1=2. Swords will be unsheathed to prove leaves are green in the summer.

Posted by: Archer at September 26, 2022 02:44 PM (gmo/4)

159 >>>Sean Hannity and Dan Bongino have assured me that the institutions are chock full of the best people the country has to offer, just the leadership sometimes gets tripped up a little bit.

Posted by: BuckIV

Hannity is a tool, but Bongino knows better. He sees what's happening, and with the exception of Friend and Serpahin, the rest are garbage humans.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:44 PM (d2bW3)

160 >>>He's now being charged by the Biden DOJ with a law called the "Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances," which makes it a federal crime to "injure, intimidate, and interfere with anyone because that person is a provider of reproductive health care."

So, from my reading this law does not even apply. The victim was not "injured" BECAUSE he was a provider, etc. It was BECAUSE he was messing with Houck's child. Nothing to do with access to the "clinic".

Posted by: Pony Tail at September 26, 2022 02:44 PM (tzZq2)

161 that is fantastic!!!!

It would be funny to see Fauci twitching at the hearing table in Casper, realizing that he can actually get convicted of perjury outside of DC.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 26, 2022 02:44 PM (I2/tG)

162 127 121 Rico laws can be used to disband and prosecute the entire FBI crime organization. And must be.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 26, 2022 02:38 PM (eJn7u)

RICO could get the entire government.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 26, 2022 02:39 PM

Nuh-uh, because everything we do is legal! For example, just because social security is set up exactly like a Ponzi scheme, and eventually we'll run out of new suckers to fund it, doesn't mean it's an illegal Ponzi scheme....because the law allows it, so it's totally cool!

Posted by: Tyrannical Bootlicker in some government agency at September 26, 2022 02:44 PM (JCZqz)

163 They rummaged through personal belongings of a jazz saxophone player, an interior designer, a retired doctor, a flooring contractor, two Century City lawyers

********

Singling out these six individuals out of 1400 seems oddly specific. I think this might be a code of some sort. I'm going to work on it over lunch.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2022 02:38 PM (cPDW+)
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Perhaps they just needed a little sax after the raid?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2022 02:44 PM (anj39)

164 But a pro-life activist who pushed a Planned Parenthood volunteer threatening his son is now facing 11 years in jail.

Two-tiers justice.

No, this is not two-tier justice.
This is something else, something more understandable at a gut level but not easy to articulate.
Persecution.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 26, 2022 02:44 PM (FCbAQ)

165 The FBI's justification for the dragnet forfeiture was its presumption that hundreds of unknown box holders were all storing assets somehow tied to unknown crimes, court records show.
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Does this count as civil asset forfeiture? It's a definite escalation if so. And that is one of many, many problems with CAF. It presumes guilt and you have to prove your innocence to get your property back. And even then, you probably won't get it back.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2022 02:45 PM (t0OGg)

166 Only the red states can fix this with a lawfare counteroffensive.

Posted by: Fish at September 26, 2022 02:45 PM (EIOJF)

167 > and Maximillian Kolbe was killed in a Polish death camp when he took the place of a Jewish prisoner.

John Paul II made him a saint, the patron saint of the 20th Century, among other things.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2022 02:45 PM (bW8dp)

168 You can surely trust Dan Crenshaw, right?
Posted by: Seems Legit


*******

Someone ought to keep an eye on him.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2022 02:45 PM (cPDW+)

169 That was until yesterday when, according to his wife, 25-30 armed FBI agents raided their home at 7:05 a.m.


See you wingerz always say they are 2 am raids! Liars! This was much later in the morning! Your entire premise of a weaponized FBI has been destroyed!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 26, 2022 02:45 PM (VtqbX)

170 That 'escort' apparently tried to sue Houck and lost.

So yeah the Bidet DoJ is once again backing a loser.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2022 02:45 PM (Syqns)

171 @144

>>Dan Crenshaw says talk of defunding the FBI is crazy.


Well, the GOP hasn't been able to dedund NPR and the PBS, so the idea that they would somehow be able to pass a bill to defund the FBI is slightly comical.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2022 02:46 PM (up/3i)

172 >>>Everything they are doing is aimed at the rest of us. You better not get any funny ideas or this will happen to you as well. It can't be any clearer.

They really hate us.

Posted by: CaliGirl


They can't get Trump or DeathSantis, so they come after their supporters. They want us dead. It's that simple.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:46 PM (d2bW3)

173 They needed 30 armor agents to arrest Houk? That's obscene. They may have been hoping Houk would put up resistance so they could kill him.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 26, 2022 02:46 PM (eGTCV)

174 > Dan Crenshaw says talk of defunding the FBI is crazy.

Dan Crenshaw can suck my choad.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2022 02:46 PM (bW8dp)

175 I don't have too many hot buttons...but illegally seizing property (asset forfeiture) is one of them.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2022 02:41 PM (anj39)

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I still don't understand how Asset Forfeiture was deemed legal. The twisted, umm, logic, needed to reach that conclusion really escapes me. It's nothing more than convicting someone without a trial. I'm to the point the cops could find a storage locker with a few million in it, but, unless they show there is criminal activity associated with the money, saying the money is evidence of criminal activity is standing the law on its head.

I'm pretty sure, though, the fed create Asset Forfeiture because they're control freaks and cannot stand to let people have liquid assets of which the fed has no knowledge.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 02:46 PM (5pTK/)

176 I refuse to believe this.

Posted by: Moron Robbie



Actual Sharkman quote when she first appeared on screen: "Good Lord, who's this hag?"

I'm going to have to go back and re-watch the excellent "Shoot 'Em Up" to get her most recent performance out of my cerebral cortex.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2022 02:46 PM (DHpuK)

177 But by then, Zellhart and her colleague had already told agents in their memo to take notes on anything that suggests any of the cash "may be criminal proceeds," such as whether it was bundled in rubber bands or smelled like marijuana.
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Being a Fed must be pretty cool. Neat toys, lots of guns, no rules and legal bank robbery.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2022 02:46 PM (t0OGg)

178 Only the red states can fix this with a lawfare counteroffensive.

As I've noted, go after the leadership of Black Lives Matter in every red state.

I guarantee you that they're all corrupt as hell.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 26, 2022 02:46 PM (I2/tG)

179 If you do not disband the FBI, it will only get worse - there is no mechanism for self-correction. We are all in jeopardy.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 26, 2022 02:47 PM (oWBc3)

180
Hannity is a tool, but Bongino knows better. He sees what's happening, and with the exception of Friend and Serpahin, the rest are garbage humans.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:44 PM (d2bW3)



At this point, you're either a whistleblower or your in with the jackboots.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

181 160 >>>He's now being charged by the Biden DOJ with a law called the "Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances," which makes it a federal crime to "injure, intimidate, and interfere with anyone because that person is a provider of reproductive health care."

So, from my reading this law does not even apply. The victim was not "injured" BECAUSE he was a provider, etc. It was BECAUSE he was messing with Houck's child. Nothing to do with access to the "clinic".
Posted by: Pony Tail at September 26, 2022 02:44 PM (tzZq2)

He is not a provider at all, per the law, I don't believe...so this is a stretch to even get the law in use in the 1st place...

It protects patients, providers, and facilities. The victim is none of the above.

Posted by: Nova local at September 26, 2022 02:47 PM (exHjb)

182 You can surely trust Dan Crenshaw, right?
Posted by: Seems Legit

*******

Someone ought to keep an eye on him.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2022 02:45 PM (cPDW+)


Mike Wazowski needs a job

Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2022 02:48 PM (5KWKT)

183 DC shall have no residents. Designate residential sections to VA or MD. DC was never INTENDED to be a place of residence.

if they can't figure it out, move the US Capitol proper once more. we've done it before we can do it again. put it on an island. and other than hostels for legislators and jurists and their staff, no residency.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 26, 2022 02:48 PM (w0NJk)

184 But not legal federally, so a federal agency just busted in, because they felt like it and sniffed around, taking everything in the name of MAYBE A CRIME WAS COMMITTED!!!!????
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

The FBI is so on top of everything they're now reduced to a scavenger hunt for possible crimes? How about looking into Shannon Brandt murdering 18 year old Caylor Ellingson because of his political beliefs.

The FBI sure needs a better raid scheduler.

Posted by: LASue at September 26, 2022 02:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

185 Given the effectiveness of the DeepState Protective Association since Barry was inaugurated, why would any FBI or DoJ employee think lying under oath has any bad consequences for them, personally? Maybe a judge throws out a case if the lies under oath are revealed, but almost all of the liars will keep their jobs and pensions.

Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2022 02:48 PM (AMIL/)

186 >>>They needed 30 armor agents to arrest Houk? That's obscene. They may have been hoping Houk would put up resistance so they could kill him.

Posted by: That NLurker guy

That was a message to his neighbors. "We can do this to you, as well." Eventually, you'll see one of his neighbors ratting him out to the FBI because they don't want to be the next victims.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:48 PM (d2bW3)

187 144 Dan Crenshaw says talk of defunding the FBI is crazy.

You can surely trust Dan Crenshaw, right?
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 26, 2022 02:41 PM

There's only one "I" in FBI, so you know they're trustworthy!

You can trust me to keep an eye on them.

Don't get distracted with these things...keep your eye on the midterms!

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at September 26, 2022 02:48 PM (JCZqz)

188 Keep one eye on Crenshaw and the other on his Left hand

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 26, 2022 02:48 PM (xhxe8)

189
He is not a provider at all, per the law, I don't believe...so this is a stretch to even get the law in use in the 1st place...

It protects patients, providers, and facilities. The victim is none of the above.
Posted by: Nova local at September 26, 2022 02:47 PM (exHjb)

Ignore - later in the law (if he was a real escort)
Conduct found illegal under FACE includes:

physical attacks on clinic employees and patient escorts;

Posted by: Nova local at September 26, 2022 02:48 PM (exHjb)

190 Fuck you, communist.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

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Just so I'm clear, I think Dan Crenshaw is a POS opportunist, globalist hack. He's a dumbass and other SEALs say he's a serial adulterer and I believe them. If not sorry Dan, you're still a POS.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 26, 2022 02:48 PM (Lv84X)

191 Jeez, imagine the skeletons in Crenshaw's closet.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 26, 2022 02:48 PM (ikWko)

192 I'm pretty sure, though, the fed create Asset Forfeiture because they're control freaks and cannot stand to let people have liquid assets of which the fed has no knowledge.

Well, that and they just want the money.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 26, 2022 02:49 PM (nfrXX)

193 24 "bound with a rubber band" means your cash is suspect?
Well what the flying fuck else are you gonna bind it together in, a photo album?!?!

-- or J. Edgar Hoover's garters

Posted by: Frank N Furter at September 26, 2022 02:49 PM (gKZ8N)

194 The 30 armed FBI agents should be...never mind.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 26, 2022 02:49 PM (eGTCV)

195 Mark Houck is a man who poses no threat to anyone.

All he does is promote Catholic values, help people, and try to save lives.

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That *is* the threat, of course. If he's a Catholic and likes being a Catholic and wants to promote his values as a Catholic, that is taking vital time and effort away from his primary goal of promoting state interests.

Everything for the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2022 02:49 PM (t0OGg)

196 Take away all of their vehicles, take away all of their guns. Fire 75% of them. The rest get to work desk desk jobs helping state law enforcement over the phone. They have to recommend to local sheriffs to search or raid buildings etc, and the local authorities can just blow them off or take it seriously.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 26, 2022 02:49 PM (h1jJh)

197 Please, be reasonable. Do these actions even compare to the mean tweets?

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 26, 2022 02:49 PM (H8QX8)

198 132
and Maximillian Kolbe was killed in a Polish death camp when he took the place of a Jewish prisoner.
Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 02:40 PM (dCxaZ)
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The prisoner who's place Kolbe took was not Jewish; he was a Catholic sergeant in the Polish army. Franciszek Gajowniczek was a POW who had a wife and kids. The SS intended to kill ten men as a punishment for one who escaped; Gajowniczek was selected as one of the ten. Kolbe volunteered to take his place.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 26, 2022 02:49 PM (4AAsI)

199 the "victim" in this case is (I'm guessing) one of the toxic former-public-employee boomers that infest PA. because no tax on pensions! argh they are the reason I can't stay here. horrible people.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 26, 2022 02:49 PM (w0NJk)

200 Anyway, it should be dismissed- he clearly didn't interfere with the ghouls' access, and the ghouls consistent attacks on him and his son show he wasn't at all intimidated.


Posted by: LASue at September 26, 2022 02:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

They will bankrupt him with legal fees and lost wages
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2022 02:41 PM (ynpvh)

And terrorize others from taking a stand for their morals.

Posted by: Sjg at September 26, 2022 02:49 PM (gDSJf)

201 I still don't understand how Asset Forfeiture was deemed legal.

Henry Hyde (of the Hyde Amendment) spent years in Congress trying to make asset forfeiture illegal.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 26, 2022 02:50 PM (I2/tG)

202 imagine how terrified the little ones were

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 26, 2022 02:50 PM (w0NJk)

203 "It's good to be the Feebs!"

Posted by: Judge Feeb at September 26, 2022 02:50 PM (YIVH2)

204 I'm pretty sure, though, the fed create Asset Forfeiture because they're control freaks and cannot stand to let people have liquid assets of which the fed has no knowledge.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 02:46 PM (5pTK/)


What's even more infuriating is that after a year or two of legal wrangling, and you get your property back, you are still charged a hefty "fee for holding said material."
These people are absolute bastards.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2022 02:50 PM (anj39)

205 Obligatory video of The Greatest Fist Fight in Cinema History, since there's been a reference to "They Live":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN8Z7y_QcwE

Epic.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2022 02:50 PM (DHpuK)

206 Dan Crenshaw supports the FBI.

The FBI sent 30 armed men into the home of a Catholic man that protected his child from a maniac.

They've done nothing to stop BLaMtifa from destroying businesses, raping, pillaging and burning everything in it's path.


Dan Crenshaw supports the destruction of America by left wing terrorist organizations.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

207 84 "Mother, should I trust the government?
Mother, will they put me in the firing line?

I think they'll try to break your balls

Posted by: Doyle Hargrave at September 26, 2022 02:50 PM (2cfUo)

208 The FBI is being used as the tyrants secret police here. Its not just a horrible abuse of power, its an abuse of justice, and a violation of the US constitution. And the worst part is, they're the guys who are supposed to stop this kind of thing.

There's nobody else to turn to. They are the end of the line. The only thing left is the people of the USA, do they really want that?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 02:51 PM (Ivdso)

209 Anyway, it should be dismissed- he clearly didn't interfere with the ghouls' access, and the ghouls consistent attacks on him and his son show he wasn't at all intimidated.


Posted by: LASue at September 26, 2022 02:39 PM (Ed8Zd)
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They will bankrupt him with legal fees and lost wages
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2022 02:41 PM (ynpvh)
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And terrorize others from taking a stand for their morals.
Posted by: Sjg
**

And expand the restricted zone around the Capital so they can charge him with trespassing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 26, 2022 02:51 PM (ikWko)

210 206 Dan Crenshaw supports the destruction of America by left wing terrorist organizations.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

========

But voting against him in the general election would be bad, and stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

211 Notice how the official position of the FBI is that any thing in your possession valued over $5,000 is prima facia proof of a crime?
That the judge signed off on that?

Have an antique your dad left you? You're a criminal now.
Mom gave you her engagement ring before she died? You're now a criminal.

But actual pedophiles, raping teenage girls on the Olympic team, are assigned a FBI agent to protect them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 26, 2022 02:51 PM (Zf0+a)

212 197 Please, be reasonable. Do these actions even compare to the mean tweets?
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 26, 2022 02:49 PM (H8QX

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LOL

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 26, 2022 02:51 PM (Lv84X)

213 @181

>>It protects patients, providers, and facilities. The victim is none of the above.

The law also provides protection for "escorts," and the complaint alledges he was "attacked," while escorting someone into the clinic.

It's all bullshit, this was all litigated in a civil lawsuit that that was brought last year and thrown out of court.

This is simply the Junta flexing, nothing more nothing less.

As has been noted, the Molotov cocktail lawyers could have gotten charges that could have put them in prison for life, and the DOJ pled them down to nothing, they will probably get time served and never serve a single day in PMITAFP.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2022 02:51 PM (up/3i)

214 The FBI is out of control and needs to be put down before anyone else gets framed up and raided.

Abolish The FBI.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 26, 2022 02:51 PM (bC9HI)

215 I once had to drive cross-country with a fair amount of cash because I was going to be gone for a long time.

I sweated bullets the whole time because I knew the cops could just steal it for no reason if I got pulled over. I kept a paper trail with it - bank activity, etc. - but I also knew it didn't matter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2022 02:51 PM (t0OGg)

216 Henry Hyde (of the Hyde Amendment) spent years in Congress trying to make asset forfeiture illegal.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 26, 2022 02:50 PM (I2/tG)


Congressman Jekyll kept nefariously blocking his efforts.

Posted by: True American History at September 26, 2022 02:51 PM (h5TKJ)

217 >>>Dan Crenshaw supports the destruction of America by left wing terrorist organizations.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


He'll likely be reelected because... Texas, I guess? AN absolute useless politician, inside and out.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:52 PM (d2bW3)

218 I still don't understand how Asset Forfeiture was deemed legal.

The way its done is illegal and a violation of the right to property. But seizing ill gotten gains from CONVICTED criminals is reasonable and legal. The problem is the seize then convict. Or not, then good luck getting it back.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 02:52 PM (Ivdso)

219 Obligatory video of The Greatest Fist Fight in Cinema History, since there's been a reference to "They Live":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN8Z7y_QcwE

Epic.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2022 02:50 PM (DHpuK)



You should do the side by side with They Live and South Park.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

220 if they can't figure it out, move the US Capitol proper once more. we've done it before we can do it again. put it on an island. and other than hostels for legislators and jurists and their staff, no residency.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 26, 2022 02:48 PM (w0NJk)
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Is Devil's Island available? Do we *have* to allow them back on the mainland?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2022 02:52 PM (YIVH2)

221 166 Only the red states can fix this with a lawfare counteroffensive.
Posted by: Fish at September 26, 2022 02:45 PM (EIOJF)

Thought the very same thing re the last story about Andrew Weissman. He could be lured into a red state and entrapped into violating a statute. It would be fun to watch the feds claim supremacy clause or whatever for a freaking private citizen but, fuck them.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 26, 2022 02:52 PM (nMx88)

222 54 I like that it was in Beverly Hills - at least they stole $86m from supporters of their evil regime. Glad to see some of their own palz take it with no lube, for once, instead of flyover people only.


The Persian community in Beverly Hills is MAGA. I wonder if this raid targeted their property.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 26, 2022 02:52 PM (t4BDZ)

223 The New Hotness: Burying important things in the yard.

Only way to keep them safe from Fibbie thieves.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2022 02:42 PM (k8Pcg)

i'mma hide it all up in copperhead road...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 26, 2022 02:52 PM (Mkvkw)

224 I don't want to go all Punic on the situation, but the best outcome would include an actual budget line item to salt the Earth where Quantico once stood.

1) Demo the FBI building
2) Build large golden TRUMP hotel on the site
3) DC is immediately improved

Posted by: Ian S. at September 26, 2022 02:52 PM (ZGrMX)

225 Just so I'm clear, I think Dan Crenshaw is a POS opportunist, globalist hack. He's a dumbass and other SEALs say he's a serial adulterer and I believe them. If not sorry Dan, you're still a POS.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 26, 2022 02:48 PM (Lv84X)

I think it's safe to say that Dan doesn't see eye to eye with you...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 26, 2022 02:53 PM (BgMrQ)

226
He'll likely be reelected because... Texas, I guess? AN absolute useless politician, inside and out.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:52 PM (d2bW3)



His district needs a Sabo to alert his constituents how he feels about them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

227 217 He'll likely be reelected because... Texas, I guess? AN absolute useless politician, inside and out.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:52 PM (d2bW3)

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There's at least one commenter round these parts that insists that voting against Crenshaw, and voting for the Democrat, would be immoral.

Because Crenshaw is somehow not as bad, or that Crenshaw's seat will be the hinge on which the House rises or falls.

Whatever. Vote for the Democrat. Like you'd be able to tell the difference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

228 >>>But voting against him in the general election would be bad, and stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

At this point, would the Dem be any worse? Dump Crenshaw, suffer with a Dem for two years, then elect a real conservative.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:53 PM (d2bW3)

229 he Fibbies went on a red herring of a fishing expedition with those lock boxes.

And now the owners have to prove that everything in there wasn't stolen because the Fibbies invoked Civil Asset Forfeiture.


Want to bet a whole bunch of irreplaceable jewelry was confiscated without being logged at all? When the victims make claims, the FBI will claim grandma's wedding ring was never in that box.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2022 02:53 PM (eyxn4)

230 > such as whether it was bundled in rubber bands

In my (thankfully many decades ago) time as a retail worker, I bundled up the excess cash by denominations in rubber bands at the end of every shift (memory says we bundled the ones in stacks of 25, but don't quote me on that... I can't recall what we did with the others).

Who knew I was involved in criminal activity?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2022 02:53 PM (bW8dp)

231 Until the courts do more than write stern legal notices, it will continue. Maybe holding the agents in contempt, declaring the warrant void, and issuing a judgement that all seized material is to be returned immediately regardless of prior agreements. Also, state that any warrant requests by agent X will be summarily denied.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at September 26, 2022 02:54 PM (EpDzw)

232 "Obey the law. Respect the FBI. Trust the government."

Or else.

Posted by: Mervyn Garlique at September 26, 2022 02:54 PM (v0R5T)

233 i'mma hide it all up in copperhead road...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 26, 2022 02:52 PM (Mkvkw)


You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/xvaEJzoaYZk

Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2022 02:54 PM (5KWKT)

234 Ignore - later in the law (if he was a real escort)
Conduct found illegal under FACE includes:

physical attacks on clinic employees and patient escorts;
Posted by: Nova local at September 26, 2022 02:48 PM (exHjb)

Even so, the altercation had nothing at all to do with blocking access to the clinic. It was a personal attack against Houck and his son. Houck was not obstructing access.

Posted by: Pony Tail at September 26, 2022 02:54 PM (tzZq2)

235 Ham and eggs are not cheap these days.

Posted by: Eli Cash at September 26, 2022 02:54 PM (s6yi2)

236 This has to stop. How is what the FBI doing not an act of war against American citizens?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 26, 2022 02:54 PM (sI15f)

237 138 One problem with that bottom image of Times Square: among the commands to "Obey," "Consume' [Consoom], "Yield," "Watch Television," and "Conform," is (the beginning of) a command to "Reproduce."
Nonsense.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 26, 2022 02:41 PM (4AAsI)

Maybe only SOME SELECT people can see the "Reproduce" command?

Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 02:54 PM (r8enq)

238 He'll likely be reelected because... Texas, I guess? AN absolute useless politician, inside and out.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:52 PM (d2bW3)

---------------
Eyepatch McCain is ready to fill the void of the soon-to-be-departed Adam Kinzinger

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 26, 2022 02:54 PM (TNyrE)

239 Just remember the Nazi slur is not just hyperbole. It's so they can arrest people and hold them witnoit bail and do they can kill. People are bring taught that's the only way to prevent a Holocaust. Hillary's salute lie is meant to trigger violence. No tweet by Trump was ever as malignant an" Nazi ". The Alcoffs and the Hillarys are working to excuse murder. Remember, the antifa chose the nazi slur so that killing will be ok.

Posted by: CN at September 26, 2022 02:54 PM (Zzbjj)

240 228 At this point, would the Dem be any worse? Dump Crenshaw, suffer with a Dem for two years, then elect a real conservative.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:53 PM (d2bW3)

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Since he won his primary, I've been advocating for Republicans to vote for the Democrat.

If the GOPe is an enemy, and not just guys on the same side of the aisle with a different perspective on governance, then you destroy the enemy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

241 That fly by night "safe deposit box" operation was shady as hell and almost certainly has bad guys hiding stuff in it. But the proper way to handle that is to make a case, prove there's illegal activity, and bust them, not do a raid and hope you find something illegal. That's absolutely illegal and unconstitutional.

They seized EVERYTHING and are keeping it, and you have to prove your innocent to get it back. That is the absolute diametrically opposed OPPOSITE of justice and fairness.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 02:54 PM (Ivdso)

242 I sweated bullets the whole time because I knew the cops could just steal it for no reason if I got pulled over. I kept a paper trail with it - bank activity, etc. - but I also knew it didn't matter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2022 02:51 PM (t0OGg)
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There's video out there of a stop in Nevada. Guy consented to a search, turned out he had 10K or some such, with bank receipts, and, even though the cops knew it probably was legit, they took the cash anyway. Took the guy quite a while to recover his money.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 02:54 PM (5pTK/)

243 Dan Crenshaw says talk of defunding the FBI is crazy.
You can surely trust Dan Crenshaw, right?

*********

It may just be another one of his Psych Ops.


(wait for it)

Posted by: Muldoon at September 26, 2022 02:54 PM (cPDW+)

244 So, from my reading this law does not even apply. The victim was not "injured" BECAUSE he was a provider, etc. It was BECAUSE he was messing with Houck's child. Nothing to do with access to the "clinic".
Posted by: Pony Tail

Well, he will have to prove his innocence beyond a shadow of a doubt in a court of law to a jury of people who hate him and want him dead. Just as the framers intended.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 26, 2022 02:54 PM (VtqbX)

245 Even so, the altercation had nothing at all to do with blocking access to the clinic. It was a personal attack against Houck and his son. Houck was not obstructing access.
Posted by: Pony Tail at September 26, 2022 02:54 PM (tzZq2)


Hah! Like the actual words of the law mean something.

Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2022 02:54 PM (pwExq)

246
Sounds to me like the FIB was looking to steal the contents of a SPECIFIC safe deposit box, from a SPECIFIC customer, without identifying that customer as they'd have to do with a warrant.

Sounds like the sort of thing that they'd do to protect one of Epstein's clients.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2022 02:55 PM (n+4am)

247 In response to a question a short time ago, KJP refused to say whether Mad Joe believes America's big cities are safe or not. She jabbered out some BS, then finally said it's not a yes or no question.

Leadership! /spit/

Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2022 02:55 PM (AMIL/)

248 Domestic terrorists, one and all, top to bottom.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 26, 2022 02:55 PM (yHsuS)

249 Good slogan for Crenshaw's opponent:

Dan Crenshaw: a Failure in Vision

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2022 02:55 PM (bW8dp)

250
I think it's safe to say that Dan doesn't see eye to eye with you...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 26, 2022 02:53 PM (BgMrQ)



Face Without an Eye.

- - Songs From Billy Idol's Trash Can

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

251 DC shall have no residents. Designate residential sections to VA or MD. DC was never INTENDED to be a place of residence.

if they can't figure it out, move the US Capitol proper once more. we've done it before we can do it again. put it on an island. and other than hostels for legislators and jurists and their staff, no residency.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 26, 2022 02:48 PM (w0NJk)

so... gitmo

i can accept this...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 26, 2022 02:56 PM (Mkvkw)

252 What's the worst thing that would happen if the FBI was defended?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 26, 2022 02:56 PM (eGTCV)

253 I recommend conservatives go out of their way to get federal jury duty and start making the FBI lose in court.

Posted by: Blago at September 26, 2022 02:56 PM (8zge2)

254 So, from my reading this law does not even apply. The victim was not "injured" BECAUSE he was a provider, etc. It was BECAUSE he was messing with Houck's child. Nothing to do with access to the "clinic".
Posted by: Pony Tail



It's cute you think that matters one iota in this instance.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

255 Because Crenshaw is somehow not as bad, or that Crenshaw's seat will be the hinge on which the House rises or falls.

Whatever. Vote for the Democrat. Like you'd be able to tell the difference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 02:53 PM (LvTSG)
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Hey, but Crenshaw made a really cool commercial! Makes him totally legit, amiright?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 02:56 PM (5pTK/)

256 Face Without an Eye.

- - Songs From Billy Idol's Trash Can
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)


That might be the funniest thing I've read here all year!!

Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2022 02:57 PM (5KWKT)

257 253 I recommend conservatives go out of their way to get federal jury duty and start making the FBI lose in court.
Posted by: Blago at September 26, 2022 02:56 PM (8zge2)

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During voir dire, you say, "I didn't finish high school. I watch CBS cop shows all the time. I have no idea what's going on in the world. I think we should respect our leaders."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

258 > I think it's safe to say that Dan doesn't see eye to eye with you...

Bad optics.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2022 02:57 PM (bW8dp)

259 There's at least one commenter round these parts that insists that voting against Crenshaw, and voting for the Democrat, would be immoral.

Because Crenshaw is somehow not as bad, or that Crenshaw's seat will be the hinge on which the House rises or falls.

Whatever. Vote for the Democrat. Like you'd be able to tell the difference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

That commentor says win the house in 2022 and primary his ass out or get Repubs to impeach his ass or recall him or do anything you can do in TX to make him not want the job...but don't just give the Ds a free seat b/c they are always worse. We say, nah it's not that bad...and then we see where we are. Having the gavel is a must in 2022. Giving up ANY seats to not get it and stop the bleed is foolhardy.

I hate Crenshaw...I hope Texans figure out how to get rid of him and to get a different R in...but giving it to a D to do so, and having any chance Pelosi keeps the gavel 2 more years is, well...

Maybe some dam RINO can give Crenshaw his golden parachute b/c that would get him out on the "easy" plan...

Posted by: Nova local at September 26, 2022 02:57 PM (exHjb)

260 And CBS continues to run those Dick Wolf "FBI" series that depict all the agents as wise, soulful, enlightened global patriots that represent the very best of democracy. (I assume; I've never watched any of them.)

Do FBI agents see themselves that way, I wonder? After they're done terrorizing pro-life protesters and stealing their property, do they go home and watch "FBI" and "FBI: International" and "FBI: Justice League" while pleasuring themselves?

Posted by: Dr. T at September 26, 2022 02:57 PM (bhRsz)

261 I believe they sent the Catholics to the labor camps first in Poland too.

Just throwing it out there. No reason I should think of it.


Forget I even mentioned it.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 26, 2022 02:57 PM (Jp2Se)

262 >>>Since he won his primary, I've been advocating for Republicans to vote for the Democrat.

If the GOPe is an enemy, and not just guys on the same side of the aisle with a different perspective on governance, then you destroy the enemy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Agreed wholeheartedly.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:57 PM (d2bW3)

263 225 Just so I'm clear, I think Dan Crenshaw is a POS opportunist, globalist hack. He's a dumbass and other SEALs say he's a serial adulterer and I believe them. If not sorry Dan, you're still a POS.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 26, 2022 02:48 PM (Lv84X)

I think it's safe to say that Dan doesn't see eye to eye with you...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 26, 2022 02:53 PM (BgMrQ)

Plot Twist: The One-Eyed Wonder Boy turns out the be the evil villain in this movie.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 26, 2022 02:57 PM (sI15f)

264
That might be the funniest thing I've read here all year!!
Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2022 02:57 PM (5KWKT)



I'm still laughing at myself.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

265 Face Without an Eye.

- - Songs From Billy Idol's Trash Can
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
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lmao

Posted by: SMH at September 26, 2022 02:57 PM (H+FYD)

266 Does this count as civil asset forfeiture? It's a definite escalation if so. And that is one of many, many problems with CAF. It presumes guilt and you have to prove your innocence to get your property back. And even then, you probably won't get it back.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 26, 2022 02:45 PM (t0OGg)

It is CAF. Some people have gotten most of their money back after negotiating with the FIB.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at September 26, 2022 02:57 PM (EpDzw)

267 Sounds like the sort of thing that they'd do to protect one of Epstein's clients.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2022 02:55 PM (n+4am)

You might be on to something here. We know that they are the left's (non-street) quasi-legal enforcement arm. Timing is right.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 26, 2022 02:57 PM (yHsuS)

268 I'm not sure exactly what I would do if some abortion promoting freak called my son a 'fag' right in front of me, but I think it would entail a little more than shoving that person on his ass.

Has the concept of 'fighting words' disappeared?

Posted by: Divide by Zero



Pretty sure calling a child a "fag" is a Federal Hate Crime now. So, yeah, fighting words for sure.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2022 02:57 PM (DHpuK)

269 There's video out there of a stop in Nevada. Guy consented to a search...

*

I think I see the problem.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 26, 2022 02:57 PM (7T1G9)

270 The DOJ made this raid because they're furious about Roe V Wade being overturned. The DOJ still thinks they have a say in abortion access and this raid was the warning shot.

The raid is also designed to tell us peons not to get too uppity.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 02:58 PM (5pTK/)

271 I'm still laughing at myself.....
Posted by: Sponge
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lol

As you should.

Posted by: SMH at September 26, 2022 02:58 PM (H+FYD)

272 237 138 One problem with that bottom image of Times Square: among the commands to "Obey," "Consume' [Consoom], "Yield," "Watch Television," and "Conform," is (the beginning of) a command to "Reproduce."
Nonsense.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 26, 2022 02:41 PM (4AAsI)

Maybe only SOME SELECT people can see the "Reproduce" command?
Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 02:54 PM

In universe, it's broadcast in Spanish and Arabic in the US. The English you see is just for the audience. You don't want to know what it says to keep the abortion rate in the black community so high!

Posted by: Moron Film Critic at September 26, 2022 02:58 PM (JCZqz)

273 > if they can't figure it out, move the US Capitol proper once more.

Squeeze the entire federal government into the Pentagon. The whole thing, from the President down to the coffee boys.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2022 02:58 PM (bW8dp)

274 259 I hate Crenshaw...I hope Texans figure out how to get rid of him and to get a different R in...but giving it to a D to do so, and having any chance Pelosi keeps the gavel 2 more years is, well...

Maybe some dam RINO can give Crenshaw his golden parachute b/c that would get him out on the "easy" plan...
Posted by: Nova local at September 26, 2022 02:57 PM (exHjb)

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When the GOP wins the House by 30 seats, our jabberings aren't going to matter about how his district votes. He's going to get swept back into office without trying because he's got the R.

But, that environment is the best place to go against him. We're guaranteed the House. Fuck him. Let him get his NGO job today, not in 20 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

275 I do think a Democrat would be worse than Dan Crenshaw, but he's bad enough that you're screwed either way.

What's the worst thing that would happen if the FBI was defended?

Somebody would have to step up and handle some of their cases. Not EVERYTHING they do is horrible and unjust. They bust child traffickers, fentanyl dealers, terrorists, etc. The idea of a law enforcement agency that handles exclusively federal crimes is valid.

Its just that the definition of "Federal crime" has been expanded ludicrously and without constitutional justification and the FBI is warped and corrupted into the left's Stasi.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 02:59 PM (Ivdso)

276 I'm still laughing at myself.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)


Take a bow, brother -- I'm serious!!

Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2022 02:59 PM (5KWKT)

277 I think I see the problem.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 26, 2022 02:57 PM (7T1G9)
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Yeah, I noticed that, too. No excuse for the actions of the cops, though.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 02:59 PM (5pTK/)

278 Sounds like the sort of thing that they'd do to protect one of Epstein's clients.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2022 02:55 PM (n+4am)

You might be on to something here. We know that they are the left's (non-street) quasi-legal enforcement arm. Timing is right.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 26, 2022 02:57 PM (yHsuS)


Aaawwwwww!!! Ding ding ding! I think we have a winner!!

Posted by: LASue at September 26, 2022 02:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

279 Willowd, but regarding Italy's presumptive PM:

Metaphorical balls on a woman are so much sexier than literal balls on a woman.

It's amazing to me that the Left doesn't get this...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at September 26, 2022 02:59 PM (AZ2ED)

280 His district needs a Sabo to alert his constituents how he feels about them.
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Crenshaw's district mostly Fagtown and country club Houston, outweighing the conservative areas.
His donors and voters are RINO squishes who think he's just keen.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 26, 2022 02:59 PM (Zf0+a)

281 i'mma hide it all up in copperhead road...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 26, 2022 02:52 PM (Mkvkw)

You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/xvaEJzoaYZk
Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2022 02:54 PM (5KWKT)

nice to see someone got it...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 26, 2022 02:59 PM (Mkvkw)

282 I will bet anything that the FBI was looking for outtakes from The Apprentice where he supposedly used a bunch of racial epithets.

All of Hollywood believes these tapes exist and Mark Burnett has them stashed somewhere.

Posted by: MJ at September 26, 2022 03:01 PM (zwDuR)

283 236 This has to stop. How is what the FBI doing not an act of war against American citizens?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 26, 2022 02:54 PM (sI15f)


The rot goes higher. DoJ lawyers and low/mid-level managers not only allow these FBI tactics, they aid and abet them by co-signing the warrants FBI requests from the courts. Garland could stop this crap. So could Biden. And Kamala could begin speaking intelligently this afternoon.

Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2022 03:01 PM (AMIL/)

284 Jokes at Dan Crenshaw's expense makes my morning.

He lost an eye in a war his globalist buddies loved for money laundering purposes and those sweet defense contract kickbacks.

He is an attention whore (see: re-election video and the fact he's a politician) and a globalist boot licker. He can kiss my ass, although it's too good for him.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 26, 2022 03:01 PM (Lv84X)

285 Even so, the altercation had nothing at all to do with blocking access to the clinic. It was a personal attack against Houck and his son. Houck was not obstructing access.
Posted by: Pony Tail at September 26, 2022 02:54 PM (tzZq2)

Hah! Like the actual words of the law mean something.
Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2022 02:54 PM (pwExq)

Yeah, you're right about that. Infuriating.

Posted by: Pony Tail at September 26, 2022 03:01 PM (tzZq2)

286 Yeah, I noticed that, too. No excuse for the actions of the cops, though.

*

I'm old enough to remember never even worrying about getting pulled over, and if you did it was because the cop wanted to tell you something like "Hey, your tail-light's out, while you're out go somewhere to get a bulb so folks can see you, okay?"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 26, 2022 03:01 PM (7T1G9)

287 I hope that by now one of the law groups that defends religious liberty-such as "The Becket Group-will defend Mr Houck pro bono.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 03:01 PM (vH/6k)

288 Here's the They Live/South Park side by side fight sequence as suggested above:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Et7OI7e2sQ

Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2022 03:01 PM (DHpuK)

289 > They bust child traffickers, fentanyl dealers, terrorists, etc.

Most (all) of those things are illegal under state law, too.

If it survives, the FBI should be limited to things that are legitimately interstate.

None of this crap about the Commerce Clause applying because the McDonald's cupholder you found in the guy's back seat was made in a different state.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2022 03:02 PM (bW8dp)

290 You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/xvaEJzoaYZk
Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2022 02:54 PM (5KWKT)
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thank you sir!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2022 03:02 PM (1qEEV)

291 Oh, and the idea that the Eff Bee Eye in "Memory" actually has a task force to catch and prosecute child molesters and traffickers was hilarious

Since Trump took office, they've busted hundreds of traffickers and child molesters in a huge sting. I think the operation was legit, but according to whistleblowers testifying to congress, its been basically shut down and the resources shifted to "domestic terrorism"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 03:02 PM (Ivdso)

292 They're not raiding because they're pissed or afraid. This is happening because they're no longer afraid. Trudeau is anxious. Garland is not.

Posted by: CN at September 26, 2022 03:02 PM (Zzbjj)

293 He is an attention whore (see: re-election video and the fact he's a politician) and a globalist boot licker. He can kiss my ass, although it's too good for him.

I volunteer my ass as tribute. It's never too good to be kissed. I want him to wear a custom eyepatch that says "I brake for bear ass."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 26, 2022 03:03 PM (ppBhU)

294 The victim was not "injured" BECAUSE he was a provider, etc. It was BECAUSE he was messing with Houck's child. Nothing to do with access to the "clinic".

Someone with a platform needs to make some noise about the "victim" using homophobic slurs, too. "Make them live up to their own book of rules" as Alinsky said.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 26, 2022 03:03 PM (ZGrMX)

295 Because Crenshaw is somehow not as bad, or that Crenshaw's seat will be the hinge on which the House rises or falls.

Whatever. Vote for the Democrat. Like you'd be able to tell the difference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

At least he won't backstab you

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 26, 2022 03:03 PM (FCbAQ)

296 I think the FBI believes they can roll up a huge case that goes ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP with their "domestic terrorism" and January 6 thing. They think its like the mob, they can get people to flip on higher ups, until they get to Bad Orange Man.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 03:03 PM (Ivdso)

297 295 At least he won't backstab you
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 26, 2022 03:03 PM (FCbAQ)

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I'll still get stabbed with either.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

298 The oldest boy in the picture looks like he's about 14. If someone had pushed my son and called him a fag and I were his father I'd probably get in his face too, but weenie male abortion supporter who supports the wholesale slaughter of unborn babies got his fweelings all hurt because he got shoved?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 03:04 PM (vH/6k)

299 Yes, it's war against the citizens, and it's to keep us afraid. Ashli eas murdered for the same reason. Not one person in Congress is helping. Only splash of failure theater.

Posted by: CN at September 26, 2022 03:04 PM (Zzbjj)

300 He is an attention whore (see: re-election video and the fact he's a politician) and a globalist boot licker. He can kiss my ass, although it's too good for him.

Glen Beck said Crenshaw's even faking it with the eyepatch - he has a glass eye, so either he's an old-timey pirate or he's trying to look tacticool.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 26, 2022 03:04 PM (ZGrMX)

301 > And Kamala could begin speaking intelligently this afternoon.

Even Madalyn Murray O'Hair would recognize that as a miracle.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2022 03:05 PM (bW8dp)

302 Just so I'm clear, I think Dan Crenshaw is a POS opportunist, globalist hack. He's a dumbass and other SEALs say he's a serial adulterer and I believe them. If not sorry Dan, you're still a POS.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 26, 2022 02:48

Ive never mentioned that, but that is exactly why my son (who's met Crenshaw and is friends with people in Crenshaw's circle) has never liked him.

Posted by: LASue at September 26, 2022 03:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

303 Typing and deleting too much.

Open your eyes. The hour is far later than many of you think.

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at September 26, 2022 03:05 PM (OUMaO)

304 Remember when there were societal standards and certain language used around young people - or worn on t-shirts, or put on bumper stickers, etc. - would get you in trouble?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 26, 2022 03:05 PM (7T1G9)

305 But the President has lots of executive power, as we now have learned, and can re-assign the entire Hoover building to walking along the wall in Arizona and Texas and mapping where it needs to be improved. Give Chris Wray a pad and a pencil and let him go walk every day and draw pictures of holes in the fence. Good pictures this time Chris!

The President can do that without asking Congress.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2022 02:29 PM (a+1IB)

I have an idea. Let's move the FBI offices to a line of cubicles on the border. Then add any other agency that isn't outright abolished...

Posted by: Iris at September 26, 2022 03:05 PM (foa6+)

306 The oldest boy in the picture looks like he's about 14. If someone had pushed my son and called him a fag and I were his father I'd probably get in his face too, but weenie male abortion supporter who supports the wholesale slaughter of unborn babies got his fweelings all hurt because he got shoved?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 03:04 PM (vH/6k)
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Remember, the rabid left would be just fine if armed guards opened fire on people who were protesting abortions in front of an abortion clinic.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 03:05 PM (5pTK/)

307 Glen Beck said Crenshaw's even faking it with the eyepatch - he has a glass eye, so either he's an old-timey pirate or he's trying to look tacticool.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 26, 2022 03:04 PM (ZGrMX)

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hhahhhhahahaha, He's such an effing douche. And that just supports the attention whore label.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 26, 2022 03:06 PM (Lv84X)

308 They rummaged through personal belongings of a jazz saxophone player, an interior designer, a retired doctor, a flooring contractor, two Century City lawyers and hundreds of others.

And guess what? Some or all of those people no longer support the FBI and some will no longer vote for any Democrat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 03:06 PM (vH/6k)

309 The rot goes higher. DoJ lawyers and low/mid-level managers not only allow these FBI tactics, they aid and abet them by co-signing the warrants FBI requests from the courts. Garland could stop this crap. So could Biden. And Kamala could begin speaking intelligently this afternoon.
Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2022 03:01 PM (AMIL/)

and pigs could fly out my ass eating ham sandwiches...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 26, 2022 03:06 PM (Mkvkw)

310 Not that it would make any difference, but every GOP congressman should be all over this stuff. It should be a republican Party national ad. It should be in their talking points. They should be bringing this up in interviews.

I'm gonna hazard a guess that most of them have never heard of any of this, and even if they had, figure it must be okay because the FBI is the good guys and we must have law and order.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 03:06 PM (Ivdso)

311 I volunteer my ass as tribute. It's never too good to be kissed. I want him to wear a custom eyepatch that says "I brake for bear ass."
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He's not here just for the huntin', is he?

Posted by: Revenant Bear at September 26, 2022 03:06 PM (1qEEV)

312 Here's the They Live/South Park side by side fight sequence as suggested above:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Et7OI7e2sQ
Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2022 03:01 PM (DHpuK)



*fistbump*


That's hysterical.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

313 288 Here's the They Live/South Park side by side fight sequence as suggested above:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Et7OI7e2sQ
Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2022 03:01 PM (DHpuK)

I watched part of that.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2022 03:06 PM (r8enq)

314 who supports the wholesale slaughter of unborn babies got his fweelings all hurt because he got shoved?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 03:04 PM (vH/6k)

"feelings" don't have a thing to do with it.

He got exactly the response he wanted to get, so he could run with his little grievance to the FBI and get Those People swatted.

As if we needed any more direct evidence that these abbatoirs have the FedGov on speeddial.

Posted by: Al Gore at September 26, 2022 03:06 PM (6FeV1)

315 WOW, that's an old sock.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2022 03:06 PM (6FeV1)

316 This wasn't just the FBI. DOJ had to be involved as well.

Scumbags.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2022 03:06 PM (lf83v)

317 Remember, the rabid left would be just fine if armed guards opened fire on people who were protesting abortions in front of an abortion clinic.

Right, its the same Democrat line as days long past, with the "uppity negro" who fights back when being abused and attacked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 03:07 PM (Ivdso)

318 What Clarrise needs is a new Hannibal.

Posted by: Efram Zimbalist, Jr. at September 26, 2022 03:07 PM (3Or4S)

319 Biden is so desperate Amirite guys?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 26, 2022 03:07 PM (x000d)

320 Have anyone charged with a crime in D.C. be tried in his home state [or state of primary residence].

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 26, 2022 03:08 PM (yikp0)

321 The raid on Houck is an op.

Feds helping out Dems in PA. Look, ladies, if you want someone who will put someone in jail to keep your bortions, a Dem is your man. Mastraiano has already decried the raid, so for the Dems that's a freebie. They got him on record as not wanting all the bortions for everyone all the time for free.

Shapiro doesn't say a thing, people know that Shapiro is governor, then FIBs will put those icky prolifers away if that is what it takes.

Oh, and prolifers will keep their mouths shut. If they know what is good for them.

Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2022 03:08 PM (pwExq)

322 Relative to that U.S. Private Vaults store in Beverly Hills. All charges were dropped against the owners...and for customers to get their property returned they had to show tax returns, bank records DMV files etc. (which, of course, is also illegal without a warrant expressly stating so).

Posted by: Orson at September 26, 2022 03:08 PM (SOONE)

323 and pigs could fly out my ass eating ham sandwiches...
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY A PIG WOULD EAT A HAM SANDWICH BECAUSE HAM COMES FROM A PIG.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 26, 2022 03:08 PM (lf83v)

324 288 Here's the They Live/South Park side by side fight sequence as suggested above:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Et7OI7e2sQ
Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2022 03:01 PM (DHpuK)

TIMMAH!!

Posted by: Timmy at September 26, 2022 03:09 PM (906pl)

325 Pigs will eat ham. Pigs will eat anything.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 26, 2022 03:09 PM (UuD2k)

326 Every single of of those Beverly Hills people will still happily vote for Democrats. Just like NYC voters will as will SF voters.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 26, 2022 03:09 PM (x000d)

327 "We're following the manual that we wrote, so it's totally legit."

Note to self: Write manual that says all sums greater than $100 belong to me. Have it printed and leather-bound so no one can question it.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 26, 2022 03:09 PM (VbI7r)

328 He got exactly the response he wanted to get, so he could run with his little grievance to the FBI and get Those People swatted.

Yes; I'm sure he got the response he wanted too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 03:10 PM (vH/6k)

329 Stocks are still dropping. How can Biden spin this as a win?

"For years, the stock market was only a way for the rich to protect and grow their money. After less than 2 years, I've managed to drop stock prices to levels where the average American can afford to invest!"

Posted by: Economic Moron at September 26, 2022 03:10 PM (JCZqz)

330 I hope that by now one of the law groups that defends religious liberty-such as "The Becket Group-will defend Mr Houck pro bono.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 03:01 PM (vH/6k)
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and then get disbarred for doing so. That's how Democrats fight, nowadays.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2022 03:10 PM (1qEEV)

331 Why don't the dumbass Republicans run on federal legislation to end asset forfeiture????

Maybe pick up a few extra House seats and a critical Senate seat.

Who is on the OTHER side of that issue? Run ads showing examples of grievous abuses of forfeiture. After a week, tie it with the general restore law and order ads.

That should be fine with Republicans, swing some Independents, and perhaps even sway a few hard core Lefties that have normal families.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 26, 2022 03:10 PM (HlyYF)

332 Oh, and prolifers will keep their mouths shut. If they know what is good for them.
Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2022 03:08 PM (pwExq)

I was kinda bleh on Mastroiano. Then some shitheads cut a yootoob ad with a clip of him in black and white growling out "My body My choice is ridiculous nonsense!"

... and I was all like.... "SOLD!"

Good job, jackasses.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2022 03:10 PM (6FeV1)

333 I enjoy the laughs...a lot, however, the DOJ, the FBI and now a bolstered IRS are coming after us and it's not good.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 26, 2022 03:10 PM (Lv84X)

334 The Blacklist was supposed to be fiction.

Posted by: Red Reddington at September 26, 2022 03:10 PM (lf83v)

335 Interesting. You know that cult brainworm technique where a single person screams a phrase and then their follower group screams that phrase?

The cult of brainworms turned their ire against Nancy Pelosi.

https://bit.ly/3RkI4xz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2022 03:10 PM (eyxn4)

336
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY A PIG WOULD EAT A HAM SANDWICH BECAUSE HAM COMES FROM A PIG.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 26, 2022 03:08 PM (lf83v)



Wrong. Pigs eat anything, including their own.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

337 Also look closely at what is not being said by alleged right wing pundits. Where are they on this? I don't mean the Liincoln Logs et al, I mean guys like Shapiro. Where's their attack and condemnation of all this?

its too common for the right to instantly assume the cops are right and that we need Law and Order to the expense of justice. I think that's beginning go fade, but that lingers far too much in too many.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 03:10 PM (Ivdso)

338 319 Biden is so desperate Amirite guys?

Biden doesn't know where the hell he is 99% of the time, but if he did he would be frightened

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2022 03:11 PM (bs+z0)

339 If only there was a president who could say the cops behaved inappropriately.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 26, 2022 03:11 PM (eGTCV)

340 Oops, apparently that video of Pelosi was from 2017.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2022 03:11 PM (eyxn4)

341 This is going to sound mean, but I would have a really hard time having a one night stand with a guy whose eyeball could fly out and hit me at any moment. His hotness is basically subzero for me. So I don't understand Crenshaw's rep as an adulterer. Are these women fentanyl-addicted midgets?

On the other hand, the man I literally love for life, could never be less than a 10 no matter what.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 26, 2022 03:12 PM (sI15f)

342 To cheer up I think I'll watch that Antifa tries to take down the Columbus statue in South Philly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2022 03:12 PM (1qEEV)

343 I posted earlier on the Morning Report that if you go over to the FBI's FB page, the majority of the cases they are working on all have to do with J6.

It will turn your stomach to see how deranged they have become when it comes to people on the Right.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2022 03:12 PM (NpAcC)

344 Oops, apparently that video of Pelosi was from 2017.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2022 03:11 PM (eyxn4)



But she did get booed at some globalization concert in NY, so there's that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

345 340 Oops, apparently that video of Pelosi was from 2017.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2022 03:11 PM (eyxn4)

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Was that the festival video on NYC?

If so I got duped too. SHIIIIIT, I know better.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 26, 2022 03:12 PM (Lv84X)

346 Guys, are you seriously trying to correct Ben Roethlisberger?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2022 03:12 PM (lf83v)

347 So I don't understand Crenshaw's rep as an adulterer. Are these women fentanyl-addicted midgets?

A lot of women are very aroused by a man in power, and he's not bad looking.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 03:13 PM (Ivdso)

348 It will turn your stomach to see how deranged they have become when it comes to people on the Right.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2022 03:12 PM (NpAcC)

It's the Year of the Dull Knives

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2022 03:13 PM (6FeV1)

349 I do hope the conservatives in PA and elsewhere are not early voting.
Vote on Election Day.
Every vote before then is a vote to signal how much the Dems need to cheat.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 26, 2022 03:13 PM (Zf0+a)

350 To cheer up I think I'll watch that Antifa tries to take down the Columbus statue in South Philly.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2022 03:12 PM (1qEEV)



I think the funniest part about that video is where the guy calmly walks up and slashes the bicycle tires.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

351
its too common for the right to instantly assume the cops are right and that we need Law and Order to the expense of justice. I think that's beginning go fade, but that lingers far too much in too many.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 03:10 PM (Ivdso)

I see a lot of back the blue type stuff on cars and those police flags flying. The right will be asking “how could this be you are the good guys” as they’re being shoved into train cars by the police they so love.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 26, 2022 03:13 PM (x000d)

352 I always assume the FBI is looking for blackmail-fodder on rich people and politicians. If this raid garnered them info on anyone they can return the contents of the box but still have the info.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 26, 2022 03:13 PM (BJKQV)

353 You don't say.

That doesn't sound like the FBI I know.

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"Medallion, kickbacks, promotions, raises, and another year of all-expenses-paid white privilege training in Maui all around!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 26, 2022 03:14 PM (W554m)

354 349 I do hope the conservatives in PA and elsewhere are not early voting.
Vote on Election Day.
Every vote before then is a vote to signal how much the Dems need to cheat.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 26, 2022 03:13 PM (Zf0+a)

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I feel like I remember stories of people showing up to vote on election day to be told that they had voted early, and they could not vote again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 26, 2022 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

355 The victim knocked to the ground was 7 man
court documents say there were 2 separate assaults. A federal grand jury returned two indictments
Houck had previously been ordered to stop interfering with the business ADULT WORLD
As we all know the Baby Jesus weeps whenever we use porn to enhance our own moral degeneracy. Lol he also buried religious medals on the grounds of the porn stop. Perhaps this was an attempt to build some sort of supernatural barrier to prevent sex demons from escaping. Is that a current catholic ritual?

Posted by: Paul at September 26, 2022 03:14 PM (z7/Mv)

356 It will turn your stomach to see how deranged they have become when it comes to people on the Right.
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The madness of evil doesn't see itself in the mirror

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 26, 2022 03:14 PM (Zf0+a)

357 Guys, are you seriously trying to correct Ben Roethlisberger?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2022 03:12 PM (lf83v)



We're attempting to edumacate him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

358 322 Relative to that U.S. Private Vaults store in Beverly Hills. All charges were dropped against the owners...and for customers to get their property returned they had to show tax returns, bank records DMV files etc. (which, of course, is also illegal without a warrant expressly stating so).

Posted by: Orson at September 26, 2022 03:08 PM (SOONE)

They are for sure looking for something they know is out there. I bet Trump knows what they are after.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 26, 2022 03:14 PM (sI15f)

359 Mmmmm...

Neighbor just got finished cutting the grass. Love that smell.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 26, 2022 03:14 PM (906pl)

360 I see a lot of back the blue type stuff on cars and those police flags flying.

And I'm fine with that, but we have to be more critical and questioning as well. Cops aren't our enemies, but they aren't necessarily always right, either. At this point after their behavior with the riots and busting anyone who dared fight back against antifa, they've lost the benefit of the doubt. But I still prefer cops over criminals.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 03:15 PM (Ivdso)

361 Are these women fentanyl-addicted midgets?
........

Yes, from Mexico, and they're wrestlers.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2022 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

362 It’s been almost 2 years what the fuck more could they possibly be investigating about J6?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 26, 2022 03:15 PM (x000d)

363 I checked the web site of the Bucks County, PA Sheriff, a Republican, and found no statement about this raid as of earlier today.

Posted by: IronDave at September 26, 2022 03:15 PM (k3crU)

364 We need better quality trolls

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2022 03:16 PM (bs+z0)

365 It’s been almost 2 years what the fuck more could they possibly be investigating about J6?
____________

You misspelled "fabricating."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2022 03:16 PM (lf83v)

366 I'd love for Ace to post that video of Fat, sloppy Hillary Clinton comparing Nazis to Trump supporters. Some smart person posted the video and at the end had a pic of Hillary with her arm raised in a perfect Nazi salute.

She's such a glob of scum.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 26, 2022 03:16 PM (Lv84X)

367 Does it ever get tiring trying so hard to be as stupid as you possibly can? I mean, it's gotta take its toll. That kind of stupid can't come natural to anybody.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2022 03:16 PM (6FeV1)

368
Neighbor just got finished cutting the grass. Love that smell.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 26, 2022 03:14 PM (906pl)



That's its defense mechanism as it's under attack, you sick twisted bastard!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

369 Sounds like y'all feel towards Crenshaw as I do for Rubio. Ace posted applicable quote earlier- maybe Chesterton? Basically, make it uncomfortable for bad men to do anything other than right thing. I wouldn't vote for him, but engage in Alinsky behaviors whenever he deviates from requirements.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 26, 2022 03:16 PM (DXJR1)

370 Oh, good grief, Paul. Is there anything resembling a coherent thought in that tiny brain of yours?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 26, 2022 03:16 PM (5pTK/)

371 During voir dire, you say, "I didn't finish high school. I watch CBS cop shows all the time. I have no idea what's going on in the world. I think we should respect our leaders."

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"I'm in my 23rd year of college" is an acceptable substitute for the "I didn't finish HS" answer. Probably would work better

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 26, 2022 03:16 PM (h1jJh)

372 It’s been almost 2 years what the fuck more could they possibly be investigating about J6?

They're looking into leads that they tortured the political prisoners into claiming in an effort to get back to feed their families.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 03:16 PM (Ivdso)

373 and pigs could fly out my ass eating ham sandwiches...
___________________

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY A PIG WOULD EAT A HAM SANDWICH BECAUSE HAM COMES FROM A PIG.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 26, 2022 03:08 PM (lf83v)

Yeah, that shit would never happen!

Posted by: Donner, party of 11, 10, 9, 8... at September 26, 2022 03:16 PM (FCbAQ)

374 This is another reason the FBI pretends there is a domestic terrorist epidemic - to justify the continued growth of the surveillance state.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 26, 2022 03:16 PM (BJKQV)

375 It may be a small point but I don't think the scum who yelled at the man's kid and called either the kid or his dad a fag is a Planned Parenthood volunteer- I think he works for some ghoulish Ba'al driven pro- abort group.

Posted by: LASue at September 26, 2022 03:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

376 So the FBI agents had no legal right to take that stuff. Why can't those agents be charged with theft?

Posted by: 29Victor at September 26, 2022 03:17 PM (BJKQV)

377 331 Why don't the dumbass Republicans run on federal legislation to end asset forfeiture????

Who is on the OTHER side of that issue? Run ads showing examples of grievous abuses of forfeiture. After a week, tie it with the general restore law and order ads.

That should be fine with Republicans, swing some Independents, and perhaps even sway a few hard core Lefties that have normal families.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 26, 2022 03:10 PM

Republicans are much more trusted on polls topics like "fighting crime", and most Republicans and Independents still support law enforcement. Asset forfeiture sounds like punishing criminals and supporting cops to normies. It would be tough to message a complete reversal of a nuanced topic. Better to act tough on crime and fund more government.

Posted by: Economic Moron at September 26, 2022 03:17 PM (JCZqz)

378 Oh wait he protested a porn shop? Well shit then he totally deserves 11 years in prison and an FBI raid. Thanks for shedding light on this new info Paul.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 26, 2022 03:17 PM (x000d)

379 Sounds to me like the FIB was looking to steal the contents of a SPECIFIC safe deposit box, from a SPECIFIC customer, without identifying that customer as they'd have to do with a warrant.

Sounds like the sort of thing that they'd do to protect one of Epstein's clients.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

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It does indeed.

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 26, 2022 03:18 PM (tQL7r)

380 365 It’s been almost 2 years what the fuck more could they possibly be investigating about J6?
____________

The whistleblower said the FIB have a whole new group of arrests coming up and the area of those to be arrested has grown to other areas that were not marked as restricted.. Some lawn areas

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2022 03:18 PM (bs+z0)

381 It’s been almost 2 years what the fuck more could they possibly be investigating about J6?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 26, 2022 03:15 PM (x000d)
******
They post all the new scalps they have gotten and pictures of ones they want you to identify.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2022 03:18 PM (NpAcC)

382 Its just that the definition of "Federal crime" has been expanded ludicrously and without constitutional justification and the FBI is warped and corrupted into the left's Stasi.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 02:59 PM (Ivdso


If we fix it tomorrow, how do we keep it from doing exactly the same thing in a year?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2022 03:18 PM (xhaym)

383 343. They are not deranged or ill, they see us as enemies to be crushed. There is no disease. It's ideology, religion for those without God.

Whoever said it's later than we think. Yes. And Meloni may just be another speed bump. They're already talking foreign collusion. When you're dealing with nazis and fascists there is no sin to question outcomes. Atlantic played the Mussolini card.

Posted by: CN at September 26, 2022 03:18 PM (Zzbjj)

384 If prosecuted for theft by state prosecutors, could FBI agents claim qualified immunity?
Posted by: mr tmz at September 26, 2022 02:36 PM (rJ48h)

I'm just going to point out that this happened in California.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland
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So yes. It was in that circuit that some cops were granted qualified immunity after stealing a couple hundred thou in rare coins during a search because there was no clearly established law stating it was unconstitutional to do so.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 26, 2022 03:18 PM (SIZS3)

385 This is another reason the FBI pretends there is a domestic terrorist epidemic - to justify the continued growth of the surveillance state.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 26, 2022 03:16 PM (BJKQV)
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"What do you have to hide from us, citizen?"

Posted by: Judge Feeb at September 26, 2022 03:18 PM (YIVH2)

386 Fatuous leftist militant Atheist troll talking about "the baby Jesus" LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 03:18 PM (vH/6k)

387 Fatuous leftist militant Atheist troll talking about "the baby Jesus" LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Yeah, my eyes have yet to stop rolling.

Posted by: SMH at September 26, 2022 03:19 PM (H+FYD)

388 I posted earlier on the Morning Report that if you go over to the FBI's FB page, the majority of the cases they are working on all have to do with J6.

It will turn your stomach to see how deranged they have become when it comes to people on the Right.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2022 03:12 PM (NpAcC)

Yeah, I went and looked, absolute lunatics. Unnerving, too.

Posted by: Pony Tail at September 26, 2022 03:19 PM (tzZq2)

389 If people don't know what Civil Asset Forfeiture is, then they won't be upset if its ended. It sounds really creepy, and trying to defend it does not really feel right to people. The more they learn about it, the less people like it.

Its an easy win, but police LOVE that stuff, it gets them all kinds of bitchen stuff like ferarri police cars to show off to kids and so on. So the police unions and cops all would complain to congress.

Oh wait he protested a porn shop?

Wait, you understood that bum-mumbling nonsense? Is there a website that translates drunken hobo to English?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 03:19 PM (Ivdso)

390 The final nail in the coffin.

The judge will almost certainly have the FBI agents arrested and we will finally have the justice Ed crave!

They will have no choice but to defang the DOJ and FBI and institute transparent free and fair elections, at which point principled conservative Republicans will return the glory of our great republic!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 26, 2022 03:20 PM (uhWXP)

391 Posted by: LASue at September 26, 2022 03:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

Yes; He does.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 03:20 PM (vH/6k)

392 the infant Christ in 30-mumble-mumble BC likely had a better command of the English language than this soft-skulled smoothbrain.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2022 03:20 PM (6FeV1)

393 ******
They post all the new scalps they have gotten and pictures of ones they want you to identify.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2022 03:18 PM (NpAcC)



I did laugh at the video of Ray Epps running around trying to get people to go to the Capitol Building. They listened for a bit, then started yelling "FED FED FED" at him. LMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

394 347 So I don't understand Crenshaw's rep as an adulterer. Are these women fentanyl-addicted midgets?

A lot of women are very aroused by a man in power, and he's not bad looking.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 03:13 PM (Ivdso)

A lot of women with daddy issues are aroused by a man in power. I just don't find him attractive at all, but I'm also married to a very handsome man.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 26, 2022 03:20 PM (sI15f)

395 Would be nice if "our" side in Congress gave a shit and did something about it sometime.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 26, 2022 03:20 PM (RG7Wy)

396 I think he works for some ghoulish Ba'al driven pro- abort group.
Posted by: LASue at September 26, 2022 03:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

I just assumed that the whole thing was an FBI op, that they sent someone to intentionally create an incident so they could bag themselves a pro-life activist. I always assume that any "big thing" that happens right before an election is a Democrat op to effect the outcome of the election.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 26, 2022 03:20 PM (BJKQV)

397 Speaking of They Live, it is fascinating to see left or left leaning writers coming up with nominal right wing dystopias and then the left as a whole taking that story as an actual thing to go do instead of viewing it as a warning.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2022 03:20 PM (ESjRY)

398 288 Here's the They Live/South Park side by side fight sequence as suggested above:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Et7OI7e2sQ
Posted by: Sharkman



I've heard of this but never actually watched it. LOL! This!! This is what the Internet is for!! This and cat videos!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 26, 2022 03:20 PM (sAmhv)

399 Every crime show in the history of TV has a scene where the cops say they can’t comment on an ongoing investigation. But the FIB has a Facebook page with all their cases? Da fuq?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 26, 2022 03:21 PM (x000d)

400 If we fix it tomorrow, how do we keep it from doing exactly the same thing in a year?

Same thing as all the rest: informed, virtuous citizens who vote for better candidates. No law stops the criminal, on constitutional amendment stops a politician.

They are not deranged or ill, they see us as enemies to be crushed

"and"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 03:21 PM (Ivdso)

401 I posted earlier on the Morning Report that if you go over to the FBI's FB page, the majority of the cases they are working on all have to do with J6.
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The FBI and Facebook.

Perfect together.

Posted by: Old New Jersey Tourism Ad With Tom Keane at September 26, 2022 03:21 PM (lf83v)

402 Republicans are much more trusted on polls topics like "fighting crime", and most Republicans and Independents still support law enforcement. Asset forfeiture sounds like punishing criminals and supporting cops to normies. It would be tough to message a complete reversal of a nuanced topic. Better to act tough on crime and fund more government.

Posted by: Economic Moron at September 26, 2022 03:17 PM


What you say is true, but most Republicans and Independents understand that "fighting crime" must be accomplished within the constraints of due process.

If you throw out due process, then the federal government (in EVERY single country where they have disregarded due process) becomes the biggest criminal enterprise!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 26, 2022 03:22 PM (HlyYF)

403 @Breaking911 · 1h
REPORTER: “Does President Biden think America’s big cities are safe?”

KJP: “It is not a yes or no question.”

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 26, 2022 03:22 PM (yikp0)

404 395. We have no side. Just a few actors.

Posted by: CN at September 26, 2022 03:22 PM (Zzbjj)

405 The FBI and Facebook.

Perfect together.
Posted by: Old New Jersey Tourism Ad With Tom Keane at September 26, 2022 03:21 PM (lf83v)

Pot in every Garage, and a Boot for every Face

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2022 03:22 PM (6FeV1)

406 But.. but.. Hannity still says that the FBI is full of good people! Just a few rotten apples at the very tippy top!

Military has term called 'Command Climate'... where the entire command will suck, not just because of the top, but because of those who follow the example, of those at the top. I've SEEN it change, by middle management (Senior NCOs), but its difficult and SOMEONE has to stand up and tell the Senior staff... No. This is difficult, and may very well end your career.

That the FBI whistleblower has now been fired? With no consequence to those in charge even though it's against the law? We gotz problemz...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2022 03:22 PM (oHd/0)

407 Posted by: 29Victor at September 26, 2022 03:20 PM (BJKQV)

There was a prior incident at this clinic where a PA State Rep from that district harassed a pro-life mom and her teen daughter. This was caught on vid. and the male rep had to apologize. I don't think he was ever charged with anything though.

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 03:22 PM (dCxaZ)

408 I posted earlier on the Morning Report that if you go over to the FBI's FB page, the majority of the cases they are working on all have to do with J6.


I wonder why they're not investigating the Capitol Police as they're the only ones that murdered anyone that day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

409 I think he works for some ghoulish Ba'al driven pro- abort group.
Posted by: LASue at September 26, 2022 03:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

I just assumed that the whole thing was an FBI op, that they sent someone to intentionally create an incident so they could bag themselves a pro-life activist. I always assume that any "big thing" that happens right before an election is a Democrat op to effect the outcome of the election.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 26, 2022 03:20 PM (BJKQV)

True, but the actual "event" (such as it was) happened a year ago. It's already been thru the court system and the ba'al worshiper lost. But I agree the FIBBY raid could be timed for election purposes.

Posted by: LASue at September 26, 2022 03:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

410 Yeah, my eyes have yet to stop rolling.
Posted by: SMH at September 26, 2022 03:19 PM (H+FYD)

I suppose he never read Revelation? Guess he stopped reading the Bible after the Nativity story. Being in the Christmas pageant and being made fun of for playing the ass 40 years ago was too traumatic for him. Too bad he's still playing the ass.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 03:23 PM (vH/6k)

411 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY A PIG WOULD EAT A HAM SANDWICH BECAUSE HAM COMES FROM A PIG.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 26, 2022 03:08 PM (lf83v)

Wrong. Pigs eat anything, including their own.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

and ham is so good, who could blame them...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 26, 2022 03:23 PM (Mkvkw)

412 I wonder why they're not investigating the Capitol Police as they're the only ones that murdered anyone that day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 26, 2022 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

Including a handful of their own. Eventually.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2022 03:23 PM (6FeV1)

413 Well, the feds run the social media companies.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2022 03:23 PM (aursc)

414 > Fatuous leftist militant Atheist troll talking about "the baby Jesus" LOL.

I can't even tell what point they think they're making. Jesus wouldn't be against porn?

1 Corinthians 6:19-20
Or do you not know that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit who is in you, whom you have from God, and you are not your own? For you were bought at a price; therefore glorify God in your body and in your spirit, which are God's.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2022 03:24 PM (eyxn4)

415 There was a prior incident at this clinic where a PA State Rep from that district harassed a pro-life mom and her teen daughter. This was caught on vid. and the male rep had to apologize. I don't think he was ever charged with anything though.
Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 03:22 PM (dCxaZ)


I remember that. That was the same clinic??? Nuts. The Baal worshippers must have quite the lobbyists and powerful connections with the DOJ in that district.

Posted by: LASue at September 26, 2022 03:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

416 The more that gets written up about the FBI's brazen theft of private property or its vendetta against its political enemies only makes the FBI happier. They WANT people to know they are little more than a leftwing gestapo. That's the whole point: intimidation and submission.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2022 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

417 That's the whole point: intimidation and submission.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2022 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

The proverbial cat has left the bag. No point in being coy about it anymore.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2022 03:25 PM (6FeV1)

418 Asset forfeiture is too complex for the typical voter to understand. And yiu can’t have a 30 second TV ad that explains it. Politics campaigns are 3 simple word slogans. Cut your taxes, enforce the border, build the wall, etc. End Asset Forfeiture could work I guess but 80% of voters would think it’s something about an ass.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 26, 2022 03:25 PM (x000d)

419 The justice system is based on: You have to be proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt to be punished.

The American justice system: But what if we are only sort of sure they committed a crime...like maybe? Can we still take their stuff because that car looks pretty sweet...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2022 03:25 PM (ESjRY)

420 and pigs could fly out my ass eating ham sandwiches...
........

I wanna know who's making the sandwiches.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2022 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

421
My favorite photo of Dan Crenshaw is the one where he and Ben "Baby Snark" Shapiro are at some red carpet event, wearing their little cowboy hats:

https://tinyurl.com/bdersmmc

I think they're attending the premiere of their new Daily Caller film "Brokeback Mountain II: Him-A-Layin' Rodeo."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2022 03:26 PM (oINRc)

422 End Asset Forfeiture could work I guess but 80% of voters would think it’s something about an ass.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 26, 2022 03:25 PM (x000d)

"assets" are something evil rich white people have.

Not good middle class white people like me.

Or something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2022 03:26 PM (6FeV1)

423 It does indeed.
Posted by: Prime Sister at September 26, 2022 03:18 PM (tQL7r)

I figure the FBI knows every single client by name and has blackmail material on all of them, including video.

I also assume that many of those clients are high-ranking GOP politicians.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 26, 2022 03:26 PM (BJKQV)

424 Asset forfeiture is too complex for the typical voter to understand.

"stop federal forces from taking property before convicting someone" is a pretty good and easy to understand platform bit. You can explain more on your website and it forces the Democrats to defend the process.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 03:26 PM (Ivdso)

425 404 395. We have no side. Just a few actors.
Posted by: CN at September 26, 2022 03:22 PM (Zzbjj)

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Nailed it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 26, 2022 03:26 PM (Lv84X)

426 425 404 395. We have no side. Just a few actors.
Posted by: CN at September 26, 2022 03:22 PM (Zzbjj)

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Nailed it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 26, 2022 03:26 PM (Lv84X)

It's like taking it personally when there's a fist-fight scene in a soap opera.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2022 03:27 PM (6FeV1)

427 418 Asset forfeiture is too complex for the typical voter to understand. And yiu can’t have a 30 second TV ad that explains it. Politics campaigns are 3 simple word slogans. Cut your taxes, enforce the border, build the wall, etc. End Asset Forfeiture could work I guess but 80% of voters would think it’s something about an ass.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 26, 2022 03:25 PM (x000d)

Tell me more about your ass policies.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 26, 2022 03:28 PM (Y5qcH)

428 NYPost reports vegans and vegetarians are depressed 2x as often as omnivores.

https://bit.ly/3RfjT3M

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2022 03:28 PM (eyxn4)

429 Tell me more about your ass policies.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 26, 2022 03:28 PM (Y5qcH)

There will be four asses. And yes, yes they will, nay MUST, be fit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2022 03:28 PM (6FeV1)

430 400. No and. You minimize the threat and make them unserious when make them ill. Ill can be treated. This won't respond to treatment, it's organized, well researched, and planned. When the media attacked Meloni as having a " nazi salute" they cropped the photo to hide the fact she was using her phone to film the crowd. No one can believe The Atlantic article was spontaneous. The refusal to see reality, the illness is on the side that thinks this is pretend.

Posted by: CN at September 26, 2022 03:28 PM (Zzbjj)

431 NYPost reports vegans and vegetarians are depressed 2x as often as omnivores.


Take away the small joys in life and people are less happy.

News...at 11.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2022 03:29 PM (ESjRY)

432 NYPost reports vegans and vegetarians are depressed 2x as often as omnivores.

https://bit.ly/3RfjT3M
Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2022 03:28 PM (eyxn4)
........

eggplant parmesan every day will do that to you

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2022 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

433 NYPost reports vegans and vegetarians are depressed 2x as often as omnivores.

It has been my observation that people who are depressed and upset are the kinds who turn into vegans and vegetarians. Why? I dunno but I suspect it has to do with an excess of empathy and being more emotionally driven than is healthy for someone.

Every one I've known has terrible skin, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 03:29 PM (Ivdso)

434 NYPost reports vegans and vegetarians are depressed 2x as often as omnivores.
_________

Yes. A life without bacon isn't a life worth living.

Posted by: Rabbi (Redacted) at September 26, 2022 03:29 PM (lf83v)

435 It's kind of sad that not one of those 30 armed agents would look around and say "this is ridiculous and embarrassing. I'm going to knock on the door, go in and talk to the guy myself."

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 26, 2022 03:29 PM (eGTCV)

436 422 End Asset Forfeiture could work I guess but 80% of voters would think it’s something about an ass.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 26, 2022 03:25 PM (x000d)

"assets" are something evil rich white people have.

Not good middle class white people like me.

Or something.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2022 03:26 PM (6FeV1)
__________________

Asset forfeiture abuses actually happen disproportionally to middle class people. The rich have the money and power to fight back when their yachts are taken. But the little guy who has his car wrongfully seized is basically fucked. It's another example of the government preying deliberately on the weaker and defenseless.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2022 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

437 When fascism comes to America, it will come in a Brooks Brothers suit and navy windbreaker.

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Out: Men in Black.
In: Men in Flak.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 26, 2022 03:30 PM (gqMTW)

438 eggplant parmesan every day will do that to you
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That stuff taste like shit.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 26, 2022 03:30 PM (4vi12)

439 Fedguv uniparty is insane with completely abused power.

Posted by: democrats, Raping or Mutilating the Children They Cannot Kill Since 1973 at September 26, 2022 03:31 PM (jV+aN)

440 My brother's ex-girlfriend after his third divorce turned him into a vegetarian.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2022 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

441 435 It's kind of sad that not one of those 30 armed agents would look around and say "this is ridiculous and embarrassing. I'm going to knock on the door, go in and talk to the guy myself."
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 26, 2022 03:29 PM (eGTCV)
_______________________

They get off on it. Helps give them an erection later that night when they're watching their wives get serviced by the pool boy.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2022 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

442 eggplant parmesan every day will do that to you

Come on man, vegetarian pizza with a cauliflower crust is so tasty!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 03:31 PM (Ivdso)

443 It's another example of the government preying deliberately on the weaker and defenseless.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2022 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

All true, but to the point about cutting a punchy commercial about it? Forget it. Nobody who might be swayed by a 15 second bump is going to think that far. They'll hear a "money word" like asset, and revert into whatever tribal mantra they were last taught to fall back on.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2022 03:31 PM (6FeV1)

444 A big slice of eggplant looks like meat under all that sauce. A huge disappointment.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2022 03:32 PM (7yw6J)

445 I have had pretty tasty vegetarian pasta dishes, but meat really is better. It adds flavor and proper levels of protein to a dish.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 03:33 PM (Ivdso)

446
When my grandkids ask me "how did the Communists take over," I'll just show 'em that Crenshaw & Shapiro pic and say "because this was their putative opposition. A bunch of weird twinks playing grabass while the world burned."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 26, 2022 03:33 PM (oINRc)

447 It's kind of sad that not one of those 30 armed agents would look around and say "this is ridiculous and embarrassing. I'm going to knock on the door, go in and talk to the guy myself."
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 26, 2022 03:29 PM (eGTCV

Mindlessly following orders.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2022 03:33 PM (aursc)

448 I can't even tell what point they think they're making. Jesus wouldn't be against porn?

For atheist leftists of course, Jesus never existed. he was just a figure made up by the church to control people. For leftists who happen to be religious but their religion is every wind of leftist political doctrine with a little dab of Jesus, Jesus would of course agree with every political/ social view they have. That's because Jesus a Jewish man from the 1st century would think exactly like a 21st century leftist man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2022 03:33 PM (vH/6k)

449 What's all dis talk about moulignon?

Posted by: Joe Pesci at September 26, 2022 03:34 PM (lf83v)

450 I dated a vegan once. The food ain't as bad as you think. I would never do it -- I'm a meateater ffs -- but a vegan meal every once and a while is different and kinda tasty.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 26, 2022 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

451 Nood

Posted by: CN at September 26, 2022 03:36 PM (Zzbjj)

452 I like going vegetarian here and there on occasion. Maybe a day or two with no meat is all, not a full lifestyle change. It's nothing to do with "meet bahddd" or anything, i just find my guts respond well to a little bit of variation in diet now and then. And also I love vegetables. And sometimes i'm just too damn lazy to defrost anything for dinner. Or go to the store.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 26, 2022 03:37 PM (6FeV1)

453 My last comment about this is the people who think evil is a clown show are the ones who need help, the one's who've forgotten history. The evil ones won't be backed down.

Posted by: CN at September 26, 2022 03:38 PM (Zzbjj)

454 I've often wondered about the mindset and makeup of movie henchmen, those faceless, unnamed criminal lackeys or Gestapo or KGB agents or what have you. I mean, no one grows up wanting to be one. But once they are one, what goes on in their heads? These feds, for example, terrorizing a family in a house filled with crying little kids. Does it occur to them that what they're doing is wrong, immoral, unconscionable?

I don't care how much these feds treasure their precious pensions. They must know on some level they are the bad guys and their oath is a lie. Dismantle the FBI whole cloth, all of it. Fire the leadership and scatter the rank-and-file into other jobs in other places. Or fire them, too. I don't care.

Posted by: troyriser at September 26, 2022 03:39 PM (ogIek)

455 and pigs could fly out my ass eating ham sandwiches...
........

I wanna know who's making the sandwiches.
Posted by: wth at September 26, 2022 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

now we're asking the important questions

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 26, 2022 03:39 PM (Mkvkw)

456 12 The FBI needs to be disbanded and their HQ moved to Alaska.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 26, 2022 02:25 PM (d2bW3)
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The FBI needs to be disbanded OR their HQ moved to Alaska.

If disbanded then they won't need an HQ.
Why not put the HQ in the Aleutian Ilands?

Posted by: Ciampino on a Monday with no coffee at September 26, 2022 03:43 PM (qfLjt)

457 All the alphabet agencies need to be sent to the four corners of the empire. That would strike a primary blow against the bureaucracy and would destroy much of it's power.

Posted by: DFCtomm at September 26, 2022 03:52 PM (OHy0b)

458 I remember reading that Russian people in the 1960s were amazed that a US citizen could have a safety deposit box that the government could not access. We're all Soviet Russia now.

Posted by: Ultra pj at September 26, 2022 04:07 PM (G1dq6)

459 America can not survive this

Posted by: Gonzotx at September 26, 2022 05:01 PM (EjmW1)

460 "The FBI's justification for the dragnet forfeiture was its presumption that hundreds of unknown box holders were all storing assets somehow tied to unknown crimes, court records show."

That right there should have had the warrant squashed. That's a fishing expedition, and it's un-constitutional, PERIOD. The fact they lied to the judge is his way of trying to throw the blame off himself for allowing an un-constitutional search in the first place. He should hang right alongside the FBI agents.

Posted by: GWB at September 26, 2022 05:27 PM (pMjpz)

461 "but that is about known facts that have already occurred."

Yeah, because that's what warrants are supposed to be based on: FACTS that have already occurred.

Posted by: GWB at September 26, 2022 05:30 PM (pMjpz)

462 Time for the Judge to throw the Book at them

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 26, 2022 06:51 PM (wGqjj)

463 The Stasi and SShad nothing on the Demorats DOJ. Beria must be smiling on Obama.

Posted by: Obama's boyfriend at September 26, 2022 07:22 PM (EcD5Y)

464 A storm is coming. Prepare.

Posted by: A. Landmesser at September 26, 2022 07:23 PM (EcD5Y)

465

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Posted by: Kelly Taylor at September 27, 2022 10:31 AM (rDXbF)

466 let's see...there's a statement recognizing Rosh Hashanna and Yom Kippur, very nice; there's a statement deploring the July 4 violence in Philadelphia and Illinois, also en espanol...

a statement against the Ukraine invasion...
Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2022 02:32 PM (dCxaZ)

Funny, not one is even about a Christian religious matter.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2022 08:11 PM (eoQWY)

467 It has been my observation that people who are depressed and upset are the kinds who turn into vegans and vegetarians. Why? I dunno but I suspect it has to do with an excess of empathy and being more emotionally driven than is healthy for someone.

Every one I've known has terrible skin, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2022 03:29 PM (Ivdso)

I'd think that this is reversing cause and effect. I know quite a few Indian vegetarians and they don't seem thin, moody and depressed like the western stereotypical vegetarian and vegan. I think some people who want to have moral clubs to beat on people grab on vegetarianism as a religion to gain the moral high ground, and double plus for vegans. It is exactly the same mindset of cultists, wokists.

An exception was a young lady I knew who was one because meat made her feel ill. She never mentioned her dietary choices except in that one conversation and was normal body mass.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2022 08:18 PM (eoQWY)

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