Mid-Morning Art Thread

Madonna And Child With Cherubs
Andrea Mantegna

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Child porn? Interesting choice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 All the eyes are dead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

4 Cherubs have a hangover.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2022 09:30 AM (7bRMQ)

5 HOME RUN!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

6 Damn....caught at home.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

7 Those babies have a lot of hair.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 27, 2022 09:32 AM (3vQN0)

8 Madonna's tits are bigger than that. Inaccurate depiction.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

9 Top row of cherubs = my kids faces at dinner.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 27, 2022 09:32 AM (VtqbX)

10 Cherubs have a hangover.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2022 09:30 AM (7bRMQ)

Just a little one.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 27, 2022 09:32 AM (44ww/)

11 lol Sponge

Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 09:32 AM (iQE+/)

12 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I'm early!!!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 09:32 AM (anj39)

13 Loved Mantegna in Thinner

and he aint a bad painter wither

Posted by: REDACTED at September 27, 2022 09:32 AM (us2H3)

14 It looks like the cherubs are trying to catch cheesey puffs somebody is throwing, with their mouths.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 27, 2022 09:32 AM (J+nFa)

15 Deyz all fuggly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

16 Cherubs...what do they do?

Posted by: BignJames at September 27, 2022 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

17 At the Uffizi about 3/4 of the first floor is Madonna and Child paintings. Eventually you kind of go, okay, I get it.

Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2022 09:32 AM (pwExq)

18 Normally I like art that depicts religious subjects, but this seems off to me.

Posted by: Moki at September 27, 2022 09:32 AM (JrN/x)

19 Poor woman, that's a lot of kids. I bet the noise never ends.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 09:33 AM (Y5qcH)

20 Children of the Downs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

21 Would hang and pray in front of it.

Posted by: Ziba at September 27, 2022 09:33 AM (4h9M3)

22 Very nice.

Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2022 09:33 AM (gmo/4)

23 Shame Mary and Joseph were poor and couldn't find clothes for Jesus.

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 27, 2022 09:33 AM (7N7iw)

24 Am I the only one who thinks the cherubs are weird looking?

Posted by: dantesed at September 27, 2022 09:33 AM (88xKn)

25 14 It looks like the cherubs are trying to catch cheesey puffs somebody is throwing, with their mouths.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 27, 2022 09:32 AM (J+nFa)

I can't unsee this now.

Posted by: Moki at September 27, 2022 09:33 AM (JrN/x)

26

Beautiful.

Shame I will never see heaven.

Posted by: Testiferous at September 27, 2022 09:33 AM (f5bDf)

27 Jesus was a ginger with curly hair?

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 27, 2022 09:33 AM (haWye)

28 One of those cherubs reminds me of that stupid "Baby Trump" balloon...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 27, 2022 09:33 AM (YIVH2)

29 That's a shitload of puttos.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 09:35 AM (Y5qcH)

30
One of those cherubs reminds me of that stupid "Baby Trump" balloon...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 27, 2022 09:33 AM (YIVH2)

https://is.gd/xcwXEU

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

31 If you read what writers and the what the bible says about angles, I'd think they would be scarier.

Angles can do some serious stuff.

Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2022 09:35 AM (gmo/4)

32 You leave a little boy without a diaper like that, you are asking to get peed on.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 27, 2022 09:35 AM (VtqbX)

33
looks like it should be "...with disgruntled cherubs"

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 27, 2022 09:35 AM (ENBF0)

34 Puttipalooza!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 27, 2022 09:35 AM (Dc2NZ)

35 IF that's what humans looked like back then, I'm glad we evolved.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

36 https://is.gd/xcwXEU
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
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Yep. That's the one. The cherub is question is in the upper-left corner with the red wings...
Also note that the cherubs are just heads with wings and clouds attached. No bodies, legs, or feet...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 27, 2022 09:36 AM (YIVH2)

37 *refrains from commenting about Jesus sleeping in Mary and Joseph's bed*

Posted by: A Moron at September 27, 2022 09:36 AM (sn5EN)

38 at least it aint a dead Christ

Posted by: REDACTED at September 27, 2022 09:36 AM (us2H3)

39 No.

Absolutely not.

*shudders*

Posted by: creeper at September 27, 2022 09:36 AM (cTCuP)

40 I agree cherub's eyes are weird, ruins my appreciation of there painting.
Will it would if I liked the painting in the first place.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2022 09:36 AM (QqMaK)

41 That Trump balloon was the biggest nothing that ever nothinged.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 27, 2022 09:37 AM (VtqbX)

42 lol Sponge

Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 09:32 AM (iQE+/)

Risking death is always a thrill.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2022 09:37 AM (7bRMQ)

43 Normally I like art that depicts religious subjects, but this seems off to me.
Posted by: Moki at September 27, 2022 09:32 AM (JrN/x)
*******
Same.
I don't like it. It looks creepy.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 27, 2022 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

44 Is not hung.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

45 Did Andrea Mantegna sign all of his works using a purple, cartoon dog?

BTW, Andrea = Andrew in Italian so not another lady painter as for several of last week's choices.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 27, 2022 09:37 AM (yikp0)

46 Joe Mantegna? Didn't he do Comrades of Summer? The Soviet Baseball movie?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2022 09:37 AM (5r4XQ)

47 I always found that Trump Baby blimp oddly endearing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 27, 2022 09:37 AM (Dc2NZ)

48 Angles can do some serious stuff.

Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2022 09:35 AM (gmo/4)
---
The Hounds of Tindalos agree with you...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 27, 2022 09:37 AM (YIVH2)

49 "Angles can do some serious stuff"

You are right about that!

Posted by: Pythagoras at September 27, 2022 09:37 AM (sn5EN)

50 Those cherubs all look like they ate some gas station sushi.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2022 09:38 AM (LsEU/)

51 No.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 27, 2022 09:38 AM (45fpk)

52 Silly puttoes

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 09:38 AM (atmen)

53 "Also note that the cherubs are just heads with wings and clouds attached. No bodies, legs, or feet..."

Sort of Monty Python-esque

Posted by: IP at September 27, 2022 09:38 AM (2y0F+)

54 BTW, Andrea = Andrew in Italian so not another lady painter as for several of last week's choices.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 27, 2022 09:37 AM (yikp0)

Had a friend who had an Italian name, he went by Andrew but those of us who wanted to make him mad would call him Andrea pronounced like the girls name.

Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2022 09:38 AM (pwExq)

55
Joe Mantegna? Didn't he do Comrades of Summer? The Soviet Baseball movie?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2022 09:37 AM (5r4XQ)

Wasn't he in Criminal Minds?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

56 Angles can do some serious stuff.
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At least some are acute.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 27, 2022 09:38 AM (yikp0)

57 The cherub with the red wings looks like Bobby from King of the Hill.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 27, 2022 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

58 Among certain interpretations of biblical descriptions of angels, cherubim are among the highest and most powerful, residing closer to God than your standard run-of-the-mill guardian angel.

The closer the angels are to God, the more inhuman and bizarre their appearance.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 27, 2022 09:40 AM (YIVH2)

59 DAMMIT BOBBY!!!!

That boy just ain't right......

Posted by: Hank Hill at September 27, 2022 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

60 Meh...

Would Not Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 27, 2022 09:40 AM (bC9HI)

61 If that was the REAL Madonna she would be showing us her tiddies and her hideously stretched face

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 27, 2022 09:40 AM (flINI)

62 And without angles, there would be no perspective.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 27, 2022 09:40 AM (yikp0)

63 What a joyless scene. If heaven's full of floating, decapitated baby heads, I'm out.

Posted by: red speck at September 27, 2022 09:40 AM (gS3OW)

64 The cherub with the red wings looks like Bobby from King of the Hill.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 27, 2022 09:39 AM (NpAcC)
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"That cherub ain't right..."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 27, 2022 09:41 AM (YIVH2)

65 Joe Mantegna? Didn't he do Comrades of Summer? The Soviet Baseball movie?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2022

***
He played Robert B. Parker's Spenser in a couple of TV movies, long after the Robert Urich series with Avery Brooks as the definitive Hawk.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2022 09:41 AM (J2vNu)

66 The cherub with the red wings looks like Bobby from King of the Hill.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 27, 2022 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

I am soooo wasted!

Posted by: Cherub At Bottom Left at September 27, 2022 09:41 AM (7bRMQ)

67 Well, this is weird. All the toddlers look like they just got smacked on the forehead with a board.

Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2022 09:41 AM (hPvGe)

68 And without angles, there would be no perspective.
Posted by: andycanuck

Don't be obtuse.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2022 09:41 AM (LsEU/)

69 Palazzo Brera, Milan, Italy

I might have seen this. There is a Last Supper there I have seen!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 27, 2022 09:41 AM (BRHaw)

70 Off to do something with my life.

Later, taters!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 27, 2022 09:41 AM (Dc2NZ)

71 "standard run-of-the-mill guardian angel"

Sometimes I think mine came from Costco.

Posted by: IP at September 27, 2022 09:41 AM (2y0F+)

72 Angles can do some serious stuff.
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At least some are acute.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 27, 2022

***
The obtuse ones are hard to work with

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2022 09:41 AM (J2vNu)

73 Are the puttoes singing “Baby Shark?”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 09:42 AM (atmen)

74 This is just fucking weird. Would not hang. I hate it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 09:42 AM (QSjkU)

75 72 Angles can do some serious stuff.

right

Posted by: REDACTED at September 27, 2022 09:42 AM (us2H3)

76 The closer the angels are to God, the more inhuman and bizarre their appearance.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

There's a reason "be not afraid" tends to be the first thing His messengers say.

Also, Tanner's "The Annunciation" remains one of my favorite depictions of such. Along with the Angel of Death sequence from Prince of Egypt.

To us mortals, the divine can be outright terrifying.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at September 27, 2022 09:42 AM (OUMaO)

77 Off to do something with my life.

Later, taters!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 27, 2022 09:41 AM (Dc2NZ)

Well, aren't you the virtual signaling busy bee.

Stay here with us slackers!

Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2022 09:42 AM (gmo/4)

78 These were not the Angels that appeared before the shepherds as they were scared to death!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 27, 2022 09:42 AM (BRHaw)

79 And without angles, there would be no perspective.
Posted by: andycanuck

Don't be obtuse.
Posted by: Tonypete

Just another sine of the times.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at September 27, 2022 09:43 AM (OUMaO)

80 Cherubs look like the UFC commentators after a sick knockout...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2022 09:43 AM (6FeV1)

81 The cherubs look demonic. There's no praise or happiness in their expression. They look bored almost.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 09:43 AM (U2p+3)

82 I suppose there's a saying in heaven: The flies are as thick as cherubs this time of year.

I hope they provide fly swatters or tennis rackets.

Posted by: red speck at September 27, 2022 09:43 AM (gS3OW)

83 To us mortals, the divine can be outright terrifying.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at September 27, 2022 09:42 AM (OUMaO)

Maybe they are a reflection of humanities evils!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 27, 2022 09:44 AM (BRHaw)

84 Joe Mantegna? Didn't he do Comrades of Summer? The Soviet Baseball movie?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2022
*
Wasn't he in Criminal Minds?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022

***
He replaced Mandy Patinkin, I think. Or the other way around. Both are favorites of mine -- the guys you get when you want a "real" actor, a fellow who seems like a real person. Like Ron Leibman was.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2022 09:44 AM (J2vNu)

85 Wolfus,

If Salina is too big for you, you can check out Hays. That's the nearest city to me, about 20k in population. I haven't driven through it yet, just over to Walmart.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 27, 2022 09:44 AM (uz3Px)

86 55
Joe Mantegna? Didn't he do Comrades of Summer? The Soviet Baseball movie?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2022 09:37 AM (5r4XQ)

Wasn't he in Criminal Minds?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
===

Wasn't he the voice of Fat Tony from The Simpsons?

Posted by: Augustine at September 27, 2022 09:44 AM (BDZWU)

87 To us mortals, the divine can be outright terrifying.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at September 27, 2022 09:42 AM (OUMaO)
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As is only right and proper.

We are not meant to comprehend the vastness of the infinite and divine from our limited mortal perspective.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 27, 2022 09:44 AM (YIVH2)

88 Sorry, broke the 100 comment rule

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 27, 2022 09:45 AM (uz3Px)

89 I was told there would be no geometry on this blog!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 27, 2022 09:45 AM (BRHaw)

90 I don't know what the artist was trying to convey with this mess but he just wasted paint and canvas.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 09:45 AM (QSjkU)

91 "Makes for rackety times in de nussery." -- Jim, in Huckleberry Finn

When they all start crying at once, God records it for later use in Hell.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 27, 2022 09:45 AM (bW8dp)

92 > To us mortals, the divine can be outright terrifying.
___________

So are a bunch of kids pitching a fit around you.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2022 09:45 AM (BFigT)

93 If Salina is too big for you, you can check out Hays. That's the nearest city to me, about 20k in population. I haven't driven through it yet, just over to Walmart.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 27, 2022 09:44 AM (uz3Px)

Hays City? Isn't Angel Martin the sheriff there?

Posted by: Marshall Dillon at September 27, 2022 09:46 AM (7bRMQ)

94 "Jesus, tell those cherubs to either go away or stop singing all night long! I haven't had a decent night's sleep since you were born!"

Posted by: The Madonna at September 27, 2022 09:46 AM (AMIL/)

95 Are the puttoes singing “Baby Shark?”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 09:42 AM (atmen)

They all look like Butthead singing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

96 I prefer putti

not a fan of wings

Posted by: REDACTED at September 27, 2022 09:46 AM (us2H3)

97 Beware of the cherub with black wings.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 27, 2022 09:46 AM (NpAcC)

98 90 I don't know what the artist was trying to convey with this mess but he just wasted paint and canvas.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 09:45 AM (QSjkU)

In 1480 earning 25 bucks on the streets would take a lifetime.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 27, 2022 09:46 AM (BRHaw)

99 The cherubs look demonic. There's no praise or happiness in their expression. They look bored almost.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 09:43 AM (U2p+3)

"Son of Man, lah-dee-freakin'-da, we've had to listening to this cosmic baby crying, waiting to be born, since the invention of Hydrogen, bro!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2022 09:46 AM (6FeV1)

100 The Madonna has a normal looking face, all the others are weird.

Would not paint on the side of my Free Candy van.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 27, 2022 09:47 AM (+oN8I)

101 All this talk about Angles! Where do we come in?

— Saxons and Jutes

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 09:47 AM (atmen)

102 Some of the angel babies appear to have a single tooth!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 27, 2022 09:47 AM (BRHaw)

103 Don't be obtuse.
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Okay, I'll say it outright then -- I like pointy ones!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 27, 2022 09:47 AM (yikp0)

104 BIG FAN!!!!

Posted by: The Man Boy Lincoln Association at September 27, 2022 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

105 Yuk. I hate this one. The cherubs look like they are possessed. Might hang in the doghouse but I'd hate to do that to the poor dog.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 27, 2022 09:47 AM (nxdel)

106 I was angling for a laugh, thanks.

Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2022 09:48 AM (gmo/4)

107 88 Sorry, broke the 100 comment rule
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 27, 2022 09:45 AM (uz3Px)

it's Ok

this is the brown nosing section

you can make it up to him

Posted by: REDACTED at September 27, 2022 09:48 AM (us2H3)

108 Baby penis is no substitute for bewbies.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 27, 2022 09:48 AM (KMmDq)

109 Young adult author John Green went to the Louvre with his wife and made a YouTube video, "Has this artist ever seen a baby?"

I don't know if Mantegna would make the cut.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 27, 2022 09:48 AM (2RBkF)

110 Also note that the cherubs are just heads with wings and clouds attached. No bodies, legs, or feet...

*******

What a Long Strange Trip It's Been - a limerick

I'm such an old fogey. A relic.
That when viewing a choir angelic
Bunch of floating heads and wings
And suchlike other things
It's more like a choir psychedelic!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2022 09:48 AM (cPDW+)

111 I prefer modern Madonna, singing, grinding, and degrading herself on-stage. An empowered GILF.

Posted by: No One Ever at September 27, 2022 09:48 AM (JCZqz)

112 Ya can't spell cherubs without 'he rubs'!

Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at September 27, 2022 09:48 AM (VJsqe)

113 Angles and Saxons and Jutes. Oh my!
Angles and Saxons and Jutes. Oh my!

-- a popular walking song among Celts, circa 450 AD

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 27, 2022 09:48 AM (bW8dp)

114 Seems fitting, maybe.....

https://youtu.be/8-r-V0uK4u0

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

115 Clouds look like clumps of dirty cottage cheese.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 09:49 AM (QSjkU)

116 Wolfus,

If Salina is too big for you, you can check out Hays. That's the nearest city to me, about 20k in population. I haven't driven through it yet, just over to Walmart.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 27, 2022

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Wasn't Hays one of the famous cattle drive towns like Dodge City and (I think) Ellsworth? Salina might not be too big; I was just startled. My data was way out of date. I keep forgetting how fast humans breed and how quickly they travel. But I'll have a look at Hays' real estate market on Zillow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2022 09:49 AM (J2vNu)

117 The clouds look like cauliflower.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 27, 2022 09:49 AM (NpAcC)

118 Looks like Madonna of Appalachia with a bunch of little inbred cousin cherubs.

Posted by: PabloD at September 27, 2022 09:49 AM (RCUN8)

119 Mary has a sort of nice face. The cherubs are not appealing at all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 09:49 AM (vH/6k)

120 Silly putti

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 09:49 AM (atmen)

121 only union cherubs got gold wings

they were members of the gild

Posted by: REDACTED at September 27, 2022 09:49 AM (us2H3)

122 also, it seems as the cherubs have no focus. They're all looking off in different directions with the same bored expression.

Yuck. At least Mary is normal looking.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 09:49 AM (U2p+3)

123 Angles and Saxons and Jutes. Oh my!
Angles and Saxons and Jutes. Oh my!

-- a popular walking song among Celts, circa 450 AD
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 27, 2022 09:48 AM (bW8dp)

We're off to see the Druid,
The wonderful Druid of Ossory!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2022 09:50 AM (6FeV1)

124 Rachel dolezal having an onlyfans was not on my bingo card for 2022

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 27, 2022 09:50 AM (BRHaw)

125 What a Long Strange Trip It's Been - a limerick

I'm such an old fogey. A relic.
That when viewing a choir angelic
Bunch of floating heads and wings
And suchlike other things
It's more like a choir psychedelic!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2022 09:48 AM (cPDW+)
***

Whoa!
Far out dude!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 09:50 AM (anj39)

126 Young adult author John Green went to the Louvre with his wife and made a YouTube video, "Has this artist ever seen a baby?"

I don't know if Mantegna would make the cut.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 27, 2022 09:48 AM (2RBkF)
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He might not, but I'll take care of it...Snip, snip!

Posted by: Rabbi Tuckman at September 27, 2022 09:50 AM (YIVH2)

127 > Looks like Madonna of Appalachia with a bunch of little inbred cousin cherubs.
Posted by: PabloD

All those things need is a bridge and a banjo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 27, 2022 09:51 AM (bW8dp)

128 By the way, all, The Writers of the Future Contest has awarded yours truly an Honorable Mention in their 3rd Quarter Writers' Contest! No money, but it's something to add to the resume. I was considering expanding that story into a longer tale; now I'm sure I need to.

Yes, WotF is the Scientology people. But their money is as good as anyone else's; and the judges are (or have been) real SF/fantasy writers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2022 09:51 AM (J2vNu)

129 Nice picture, CBD. But I don't even want to think about what comment some yahoo is going to post today. It IS the Horde after all.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2022 09:51 AM (cPDW+)

130 Did the JOOOTS have a weather machine, too?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 09:51 AM (atmen)

131
Mornin' Angle...

Posted by: The Andys at September 27, 2022 09:52 AM (KYKwc)

132 Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere

Abilene. With a great Presidential Museum & Library. And a couple of nice places to eat.

Between Salina and Junction City / Manhattan.

If VA is your thing, there are places for you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 27, 2022 09:52 AM (u82oZ)

133 Whoa!
Far out dude!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022

***
"Melts in yore brain, man, not in yore hands. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2022 09:52 AM (J2vNu)

134 117 The clouds look like cauliflower.
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They do. They remind me of baked Flounder with Cauliflower in butter and lemon. Very tasty.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 27, 2022 09:52 AM (KMmDq)

135 What is this Biden's approval rating has ticked back down to 39% I am hearing on MSNBC. The most recent polls on 538 have him at 42.7% with the lowest at 41% and 48% from one poll.

media is bleating about inflation 24/7...but they don't ask what goprs would do about this global issue at the moment. It is largely out of the hands of potus, but you won't hear that much.

4. Assume all Likely Voter (LV) polls will UNDERSTATE Dem strength because of Roevember and the fact that the millions of new voters or first time voters will be excluded in the LV modelling. A common LV screen pollsters use is whether the person voted in the last General and/or the last Primary.

5. Follow Tom Bonier who is tracking new registrations in each State. Women and young people are breaking records for voter registration in some states. Remember KS?

Finally, remember that Dems have over-performed in every single election held in 2022. We didn't win some of the Red district races but the Dem results in 2022 showed a movement of 5 -7 points towards

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 27, 2022 09:52 AM (JCZqz)

136 I had been thinking about this but Insty beat me to it.:
“Hurricane prediction: Whatever happens to Florida between now and November 2024, it’ll be [treated as] the worst disaster response since Katrina and Maria. Literally Hurricane Hitler. Federal response will be reported as having been hamstrung by local ineptitude and corruption.”

DeSantis could stand on the shore of Tampa Bay, deflect the hurricane into the middle of the Atlantic, and the press would slam him for shutting down fishing and encouraging volcanoes at the mid Atlantic rift.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2022 09:53 AM (ayzS/)

137 Robert Cahaly, founder of the polling firm The Trafalgar Group, said during an interview on SiriusXM’s Breitbart News Saturday that pollsters in recent years have been unsuccessful because they have attempted to “affect the electorate” rather than “reflect the electorate.”

Cahaly, whose firm was one of the few to predict former President Donald Trump’s win in 2016, opined that attempting to manipulate race outcomes was a leading reason for polling being off ahead of the 2016, 2018, and 2020 elections.

Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2022 09:53 AM (RHGPo)

138 Mornin' Angle...

Posted by: The Andys at September 27, 2022 09:52 AM (KYKwc)

'Kiss an Angle good mornin'...Charley Pride tune.

Posted by: BignJames at September 27, 2022 09:53 AM (AwYPR)

139 Just call me Angle of the morning, Angle...

Acute angles are a thing that exists. These are non-cute angles.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 27, 2022 09:53 AM (bW8dp)

140 Looks like an entire host of Bobby Hills.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 27, 2022 09:54 AM (p+1gI)

141 One RC professors take on cherubim as "fat babies". That is not how they're described in the Bible:

https://tinyurl.com/2as9y56k

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 09:54 AM (vH/6k)

142 113 Angles and Saxons and Jutes. Oh my!
Angles and Saxons and Jutes. Oh my!

-- a popular walking song among Celts, circa 450 AD
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 27, 2022 09:48 AM (bW8dp)

Of all the earworms you had to pict.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 27, 2022 09:54 AM (t4BDZ)

143 The cherubs all look stoned. Baby Jesus look spacey (perhaps contemplating heaven).

But I like Mary's expression. Not looking out or at you like most madonna portraits, but looking down and with an expression that says, "It is what it is. I can deal with it." A good, Jewish (or Italian) mother in a (rare) moment of calm.

Posted by: JustSalt at September 27, 2022 09:54 AM (WshqD)

144 The cherub's faces don't look like children. They appear to be the inhabitants of an insane asylum.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2022 09:55 AM (ayzS/)

145 -- a popular walking song among Celts, circa 450 AD
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 27, 2022 09:48 AM (bW8dp)

Of all the earworms you had to pict.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 27, 2022 09:54 AM (t4BDZ)

The sheer, unmitigated Gaul...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2022 09:55 AM (6FeV1)

146 I always thought cherubs would look like beautiful babies...

Posted by: IrishEi at September 27, 2022 09:56 AM (3ImbR)

147 https://tinyurl.com/2as9y56k
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 09:54 AM (vH/6k)

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Interesting read, but this painting would be infinitely weirder if those babies were replaced by winged oxen thingies.

Posted by: 496 at September 27, 2022 09:56 AM (VJsqe)

148 There's no black or brown cherubs! Racist!

Burn the painting. BURN IT ALL!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 09:56 AM (U2p+3)

149 Angle came down from Jutland yesterday
He stayed with me just long enough to burn my house
And he stole all my livestock yesterday
All my food and also my spouse

Posted by: Jimi Hendrix at September 27, 2022 09:56 AM (bW8dp)

150 I would say the love of God was not in the artist's heart. This painting is more of an insult.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 09:56 AM (QSjkU)

151 " A good, Jewish (or Italian) mother in a (rare) moment of calm.
Posted by: JustSalt at September 27, 2022 09:54 AM (WshqD)

"An itinerant rebel preacher?!?!? Why can't you just go to law school!?!?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2022 09:57 AM (6FeV1)

152 I would say the love of God was not in the artist's heart. This painting is more of an insult.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 09:56 AM (QSjkU)

It stinks on ice!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

153 Loved Mantegna in Thinner

and he aint a bad painter wither
Posted by: REDACTED at September 27, 2022 09:32 AM (us2H3)

He always puts in a good performance as Fat Tony.

Posted by: Mishdog at September 27, 2022 09:57 AM (uwW33)

154 I recognize several of his works, like the foreshortened body of Christ laying on the stone slab in the tomb draped in His shroud and the armoured St George, but neither of his two versions of the Romans using St Sebastian as target practice is the one I have in my mind's eye

https://www.wikiart.org/en/
andrea-mantegna

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 27, 2022 09:58 AM (yikp0)

155 I hope they provide fly swatters or tennis rackets.

********

Okay, now I have a mental image of mixed doubles Pickleball at The Villages (God's Waiting Room), using winged cherubs instead of a whiffle ball.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2022 09:58 AM (cPDW+)

156 Baby penis is no substitute for bewbies.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 27, 2022 09:48 AM

Speak for yourself!

Posted by: The Lincoln Project at September 27, 2022 09:58 AM (Wnv9h)

157 WITH A HURRICANE APPROACHING FLORIDA, A FRIEND WRITES: “Hurricane prediction: Whatever happens to Florida between now and November 2024, it’ll be [treated as] the worst disaster response since Katrina and Maria. Literally Hurricane Hitler. Federal response will be reported as having been hamstrung by local ineptitude and corruption.”

Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2022 09:58 AM (RHGPo)

158 By the way, all, The Writers of the Future Contest has awarded yours truly an Honorable Mention in their 3rd Quarter Writers' Contest! No money, but it's something to add to the resume. I was considering expanding that story into a longer tale; now I'm sure I need to.

Yes, WotF is the Scientology people. But their money is as good as anyone else's; and the judges are (or have been) real SF/fantasy writers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2022 09:51 AM (J2vNu)

Absolutely Fantastic, WA!

(looks at poor attempt at SF story, considers burning it)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2022 09:59 AM (7bRMQ)

159 And Mary looks like she may not be thrilled with fat babies with wings all around her, more resigned to it than anything else.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2022 09:59 AM (vH/6k)

160 Ok gang.
Time to go fleece some of the guys at the golf course.
Later.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 09:59 AM (anj39)

161 It's Tummy Rub Tuesday! Rub those furry little tummies!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 09:59 AM (U2p+3)

162 "Just" a study but I like this sketch of Christ just risen from the dead, getting up from the slab.

https://tinyurl.com/yrns7rsn

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 27, 2022 09:59 AM (yikp0)

163 Rachel dolezal having an onlyfans was not on my bingo card for 2022
Posted by: rhennigantx

I'll admit that I'm not surprised. First, she's a shameless attention whore. But mostly because I'm virtually certain that I'd seen her in some homemade porn that was making its way around the intertubes a couple of years before she got busted for playing black.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 27, 2022 10:00 AM (KYKwc)

164 As long as you got the curves, baby, I got the angles.

Posted by: Wolfman Jack at September 27, 2022 10:00 AM (lf83v)

165 Madonna in thought, the prayer of most mothers: Please let this be the one day this child does not call, 'Mom, mom, mommy!' at least a hundred times.

Posted by: Lola at September 27, 2022 10:01 AM (NIYa7)

166 I might hang this is you eliminated the cherubs and put a diaper on Jesus.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 27, 2022 10:01 AM (NpAcC)

167 Of all the earworms you had to pict.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell

The sheer, unmitigated Gaul...
Posted by: Warai-otoko

*******

I'm going to be frank with you people...

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2022 10:01 AM (cPDW+)

168 I always thought cherubs would look like beautiful babies...

Posted by: IrishEi at September 27, 2022 09:56 AM (3ImbR)

and instead they all look like young Nero's in the middle of a righteous burp.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 27, 2022 10:02 AM (VwHCD)

169 "Ok, now squeeeeeeze!"

Posted by: Our Lady teaching her Son the finer points of headlock technique at September 27, 2022 10:02 AM (6FeV1)

170 Rachel dolezal having an onlyfans was not on my bingo card for 2022
Posted by: rhennigantx

It's amazing that people actually thought her lily white ass was black.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

171 It's Tummy Rub Tuesday! Rub those furry little tummies!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 09:59 AM (U2p+3)

Dang it Nurse! I'm trying to get to the golf course.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 10:03 AM (anj39)

172 Angles can do some serious stuff.

If you get 'em just right you'll end up isosceles.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 10:03 AM (ZGrMX)

173 Those young children need attending to.

Posted by: The Rick Wilson at September 27, 2022 10:03 AM (ZCool)

174 The cherubs all look stoned.
______________

Let he who is without sin cast the first stoned.

Posted by: Some Nazarene at September 27, 2022 10:03 AM (lf83v)

175 Rachel dolezal having an onlyfans was not on my bingo card for 2022

She's an attention whore, and OnlyFans is what attention whores do.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 10:04 AM (ZGrMX)

176 a cheraboum is a double Mantegna

Posted by: REDACTED at September 27, 2022 10:04 AM (us2H3)

177 I don't understand.

If men can be women, why can't a white person be black?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 10:04 AM (U2p+3)

178 and instead they all look like young Nero's in the middle of a righteous burp.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 27, 2022 10:02 AM (VwHCD)
___

LOL

Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 10:04 AM (iQE+/)

179 Interesting read, but this painting would be infinitely weirder if those babies were replaced by winged oxen thingies.
Posted by: 496

It would also be infinitely more interesting...

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at September 27, 2022 10:04 AM (OUMaO)

180 I used to stop in the local massage parlor for a quick cherub.
IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: E. Guevera at September 27, 2022 10:04 AM (SchQD)

181 Oh, and there's a theological reason that Baby Jesus is depicted as naked. Hint: anti-Trannie.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 27, 2022 10:06 AM (2RBkF)

182 If men can be women, why can't a white person be black?
Posted by: nurse ratched
___

For some, they can be both.

Grandbabies, for example. White as can be, but with the left's insane one-drop rule...

Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 10:06 AM (iQE+/)

183 I don't understand.

If men can be women, why can't a white person be black?
Posted by: nurse ratched

No rhythm

Posted by: JT at September 27, 2022 10:07 AM (T4tVD)

184 Never saw a drag queen dress up like the Madonna. Where are the books he's going to read?

Posted by: Roy at September 27, 2022 10:07 AM (6thrC)

185 It's Tummy Rub Tuesday! Rub those furry little tummies!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 09:59 AM

Our early afternoon radio host does 2A Tuesday. Devotes a good segment of her show to all things shooty, with a local commercial range owner as guest for the segment.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2022 10:07 AM (Wnv9h)

186 If men can be women, why can't a white person be black?
Posted by: nurse ratched

*fistbump*

Posted by: Talcum X at September 27, 2022 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

187 177 I don't understand.

If men can be women, why can't a white person be black?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022 10:04 AM (U2p+3)

Anyone can get pregnant but skin color defines who you are.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 27, 2022 10:07 AM (VPWcH)

188 Seen on Insty: Stanford students are afraid they may be hurt if they're exposed to Ben Shapiro. What, he'll show them a picture of his sister and they'll all stop pretending to be trans?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 10:08 AM (ZGrMX)

189 Brandon DEMANDS oil companies lower prices. Man, I’m old enough to remember when a president dictating pricing to private companies was fascist and stuff.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 27, 2022 10:08 AM (3vQN0)

190 The clouds look like cauliflower.
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Only tangentially related but... there was an English landscapist [I think Turner but maybe Constable] who had a sand-table made and he'd use large garden stones and broccoli arranged on it for inspiration for his fictional-setting landscapes, using the trimmed broccoli for trees and the stones as crags and the like.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 27, 2022 10:08 AM (yikp0)

191 I read a while back a geneticist who stated that there is more genetic variation within a troop of chimps than there is in the entire human race. That is the measure of exactly how different we are from each other.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 10:08 AM (QSjkU)

192 Absolutely Fantastic, WA!

(looks at poor attempt at SF story, considers burning it)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2022

***
Don't burn it! You might have elements in it you can cannibalize for something else later! Or you may come back to it after a while and see how it can be fixed.

This tale of mine features a 29th-century Finnish family living in one of the last enclaves of civilization amid the howling chaos that is the Earth, and how they and their sentient house take off for the stars. Yes, it's a Heinlein juvenile in short form, but those still work after all these decades, don't they?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2022 10:08 AM (J2vNu)

193 New twist on dog bites man: Dog shits on womans face.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2jcy6j

And she took a picture of herself with shit on her face to post. Who they hell does that?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 10:08 AM (UuD2k)

194 *Someone* has declared war on both Russia and the EU.

Nord stream pipeline destroyed by multiple blasts resulting in kilometer wide leak.

https://tinyurl.com/nhcdujc3

Posted by: Methos at September 27, 2022 10:09 AM (kOpft)

195 Angles can do some serious stuff.

***
The Saxons and Jutes were no slouches either

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2022 10:09 AM (J2vNu)

196 New twist on dog bites man: Dog shits on womans face.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2jcy6j

And she took a picture of herself with shit on her face to post. Who they hell does that?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 10:08 AM (UuD2k)

You're not a good owner if the dog pays you back by shitting on your face while you sleep.

She's psycho. Do not dip stick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

197 194 *Someone* has declared war on both Russia and the EU.

Nord stream pipeline destroyed by multiple blasts resulting in kilometer wide leak.

https://tinyurl.com/nhcdujc3
Posted by: Methos at September 27, 2022 10:09 AM (kOpft)

==========

This is Gaia's will. The ecoterrorists are doing this to save Gaia from pollution.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 10:10 AM (LvTSG)

198 -
Only tangentially related but... there was an English landscapist [I think Turner but maybe Constable] who had a sand-table made and he'd use large garden stones and broccoli arranged on it for inspiration for his fictional-setting landscapes, using the trimmed broccoli for trees and the stones as crags and the like.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 27, 2022 10:08 AM -
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I bet his salads were crunchy.

Posted by: irright at September 27, 2022 10:10 AM (SchQD)

199 Nord stream pipeline destroyed by multiple blasts resulting in kilometer wide leak.

The EU is well and truly fucked now.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 10:10 AM (ZGrMX)

200 Cherubs look like they are singing.

* opening riff to Stairway to Heaven:
* God says "Goeth not there lest I smite you some moreth."

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 27, 2022 10:10 AM (DsA2n)

201 191 I read a while back a geneticist who stated that there is more genetic variation within a troop of chimps than there is in the entire human race. That is the measure of exactly how different we are from each other.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 10:08 AM (QSjkU)

And now you see why the Catholic Catholic Church was so opposed to more inbreeding!

Posted by: Someguy's at September 27, 2022 10:10 AM (VPWcH)

202 And she took a picture of herself with shit on her face to post. Who they hell does that?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
___

Saw this last night.
Took a selfie with doggie diarrhea in her mouth.

I went to bed shortly thereafter, praying that maybe SMOD would strike while I'm asleep.

Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 10:10 AM (iQE+/)

203 Don't burn it! You might have elements in it you can cannibalize for something else later! Or you may come back to it after a while and see how it can be fixed.

This tale of mine features a 29th-century Finnish family living in one of the last enclaves of civilization amid the howling chaos that is the Earth, and how they and their sentient house take off for the stars. Yes, it's a Heinlein juvenile in short form, but those still work after all these decades, don't they?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2022 10:08 AM (J2vNu)

Thanks. Still working on it. Just trying to be funny.

Things to do, I'll e-mail you later.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2022 10:10 AM (7bRMQ)

204 *Someone* has declared war on both Russia and the EU.

Did I do that?

Posted by: Joe Biden in Urkel voice at September 27, 2022 10:11 AM (ESjRY)

205 199 Nord stream pipeline destroyed by multiple blasts resulting in kilometer wide leak.

The EU is well and truly fucked now.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 10:10 AM (ZGrMX)

=======

Stay warm this winter.

Burn an EU MP. The fat ones are great for oil.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 10:11 AM (LvTSG)

206 189 Brandon DEMANDS oil companies lower prices. Man, I’m old enough to remember when a president dictating pricing to private companies was fascist and stuff.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 27, 2022 10:08 AM (3vQN0)

Did he make little fists and stomp his feet?

It doesn't count unless he does that.

Posted by: Roy at September 27, 2022 10:11 AM (6thrC)

207 Has the Pope commented on the FBI committing an act of terror against a faithful Catholic.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at September 27, 2022 10:11 AM (eGTCV)

208 191 I read a while back a geneticist who stated that there is more genetic variation within a troop of chimps than there is in the entire human race. That is the measure of exactly how different we are from each other.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 10:08 AM (QSjkU)

That makes no sense. Makes us sound like a bunch of inbreds.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 10:11 AM (UuD2k)

209 The EU is well and truly fucked now.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 10:10 AM (ZGrMX)

Any kind of cui bono analysis of this farce points to either Washington or Brussels.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2022 10:11 AM (6FeV1)

210 It's Tummy Rub Tuesday! Rub those furry little tummies!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2022

***
Stirling the big black kitten doesn't mind that. Little Dagny the Siberian, though, is too focused on playing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2022 10:11 AM (J2vNu)

211 It's amazing that people actually thought her lily white ass was black.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

black ass>>black face

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 27, 2022 10:12 AM (BRHaw)

212 It's the angle of the dangle...

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 27, 2022 10:12 AM (yikp0)

213 189 Brandon DEMANDS oil companies lower prices. Man, I’m old enough to remember when a president dictating pricing to private companies was fascist and stuff.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 27, 2022 10:08 AM

He's been reading DU, and knows oil companies are artificially inflating prices to gouge customers and rake in huge profits while they can blame Biden and economic inflation as cover!

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 27, 2022 10:12 AM (JCZqz)

214
Burn an EU MP. The fat ones are great for oil.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022

***
Make sure your house has good ventilation. The smell and fumes could be deadly.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2022 10:12 AM (J2vNu)

215 That makes no sense. Makes us sound like a bunch of inbreds.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 10:11 AM (UuD2k)

Thats because in fact, we are.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 10:12 AM (QSjkU)

216 Alternate Title:

Detroit Redwing Peewee Hockey Team Portrait (with Ultimate Hockey Mom)

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2022 10:12 AM (cPDW+)

217 Maybe Beijing, but they're not crazy enough to do such a thing. They're much more practical with their perfidy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2022 10:13 AM (6FeV1)

218 Any kind of cui bono analysis of this farce points to either Washington or Brussels.

Washington and Brussels aren't that clever. It's probably ecoterrorists who don't know they've just sentenced Greta to freeze to death in February.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 10:13 AM (ZGrMX)

219 208 191 I read a while back a geneticist who stated that there is more genetic variation within a troop of chimps than there is in the entire human race. That is the measure of exactly how different we are from each other.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 10:08 AM (QSjkU)

That makes no sense. Makes us sound like a bunch of inbreds.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 10:11 AM (UuD2k)

Working on that, boss!...
C'mere little monkey.

Posted by: Men of Africa at September 27, 2022 10:13 AM (6thrC)

220 Jesus Gots Clinodactyly

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2022 10:13 AM (cPDW+)

221 49 "Angles can do some serious stuff"

You are right about that!

That's just obtuse.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 27, 2022 10:13 AM (qyH+l)

222 I went to bed shortly thereafter, praying that maybe SMOD would strike while I'm asleep.
Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 10:10 AM (iQE+/)

I laughed hard at this.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 27, 2022 10:14 AM (44ww/)

223 The state has a rifle range on the gamelands about 2 miles from me. The purpose is to give hunters a place to sight in and practice with their hunting rigs. Some douche is out there for the third day doing mag dump after mag dump. Probably has expended 10,000 rounds at this point. I am normally not a meddler, but I think this might warrant a meddling.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 27, 2022 10:14 AM (VtqbX)

224 So looks like Europe is about to be running their own take on Sri Lanka's recent troubles.

But as I said then nothing changes if you don't arrest and convict the politicians that got you into this mess.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2022 10:14 AM (ESjRY)

225 The EU is well and truly fucked now.
___

The present imbroglio in the Eastern steppes will not be the end of things. The embargo of gas to Europe will have consequences, but not what was anticipated. A former “side-player” is stepping up to the plate: Israel.

https://tinyurl.com/yheksx9c

Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 10:14 AM (iQE+/)

226 Is Muldoon here? Concerned wife here. Mr. Bassman needs to see a cardiologist ASAP and I was wondering if you knew anyone in Colorado Springs. I have a name I would like to ask you about.

Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2022 10:14 AM (6RgRK)

227 Stirling the big black kitten doesn't mind that. Little Dagny the Siberian, though, is too focused on playing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2022 10:11 AM (J2vNu)
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My newest cat Allie will let me do that to her if I'm quick enough...She doesn't have front claws, but she is quick to nip if you get too handsy...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 27, 2022 10:14 AM (YIVH2)

228 224 So looks like Europe is about to be running their own take on Sri Lanka's recent troubles.

But as I said then nothing changes if you don't arrest and convict the politicians that got you into this mess.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2022 10:14 AM (ESjRY

=========

Running them off to retire in New Zealand could work well enough for the short term.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 10:15 AM (LvTSG)

229 Israel sees gas exports to Europe boom in wake of Russian invasion of Ukraine
A surge in global demand for natural gas has resulted in a massive increase in revenues for Israel as the country seeks to boost production and its political influence

https://tinyurl.com/5xn7s946

Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 10:15 AM (iQE+/)

230 137 Robert Cahaly, founder of the polling firm The Trafalgar Group, said during an interview on SiriusXM’s Breitbart News Saturday that pollsters in recent years have been unsuccessful because they have attempted to “affect the electorate” rather than “reflect the electorate.”

Cahaly, whose firm was one of the few to predict former President Donald Trump’s win in 2016, opined that attempting to manipulate race outcomes was a leading reason for polling being off ahead of the 2016, 2018, and 2020 elections.
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2022 09:53 AM (RHGPo)

And those pollsters never got fired. It's not because they were paid to predict results, that's for sure. They were paid to do something else.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 27, 2022 10:15 AM (9miN6)

231 The present imbroglio in the Eastern steppes will not be the end of things. The embargo of gas to Europe will have consequences, but not what was anticipated. A former “side-player” is stepping up to the plate: Israel.

The EU having to be saved by Israel, a country they all hate, is fucking hilarious. Bring it on.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 10:15 AM (ZGrMX)

232 Like, how asap? Having chest pains right now asap?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 27, 2022 10:15 AM (VtqbX)

233 Muldoon, my email is in my nic. I have also texted WDS and asked her to pass along my number to you.

Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2022 10:16 AM (6RgRK)

234 "Angles can do some serious stuff"
*
You are right about that!

That's just obtuse.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 27, 2022

***
We'll do a 180 without breaking a sweat.

Posted by: Triangles at September 27, 2022 10:16 AM (J2vNu)

235 230 137 Robert Cahaly, founder of the polling firm The Trafalgar Group, said during an interview on SiriusXM’s Breitbart News Saturday that pollsters in recent years have been unsuccessful because they have attempted to “affect the electorate” rather than “reflect the electorate.”

Cahaly, whose firm was one of the few to predict former President Donald Trump’s win in 2016, opined that attempting to manipulate race outcomes was a leading reason for polling being off ahead of the 2016, 2018, and 2020 elections.
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2022 09:53 AM (RHGPo)

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Creating narratives? Weird. I thought all those polls during summer were 100% accurate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 10:16 AM (LvTSG)

236 Europeans in the long ago of 1962: I wonder what amazing energy sources people will use in the far future of 2022?

Europeans in the far future of 2022: Really? We burned all the trees we can walk to get? And all the furniture? And the books? There is nothing left?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2022 10:16 AM (ESjRY)

237
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Creating narratives? Weird. I thought all those polls during summer were 100% accurate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 10:16 AM (LvTSG)

"John Kerry is TOTALLY DESTROYING George Bush...."

- - Exit Polls

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

238 I am turning my life around. Gonna do a full 360!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 27, 2022 10:17 AM (VtqbX)

239 231 The EU having to be saved by Israel, a country they all hate, is fucking hilarious. Bring it on.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 10:15 AM (ZGrMX)

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Israel should refuse to sell them gas at all.

Take the economic hit until the EU begs, pleads, and asks for forgiveness for siding with literal terrorists against them.

And then sell them the oil at drastically inflated prices because fuck them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 10:18 AM (LvTSG)

240 Cat Ass Trophy, sinus bradycardia. ER yesterday.

Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2022 10:18 AM (6RgRK)

241 I am turning my life around. Gonna do a full 360!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 27, 2022 10:17 AM (VtqbX)

That's not kick ass and extreme. You MUST do a 720.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

242 160 Ok gang.
Time to go fleece some of the guys at the golf course.
Later.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2022 09:59 AM (anj39)

Ahhh...

The old school of "never make a putt you can afford to miss"

Posted by: Slauson Cutoff at September 27, 2022 10:18 AM (BgMrQ)

243 A former “side-player” is stepping up to the plate: Israel.

https://tinyurl.com/yheksx9c
Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 10:14 AM (iQE+/)

Yes, and the EU will hate having to rely on Israel. I find it funny that they named the gas field Leviathan.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 10:18 AM (UuD2k)

244 238 I am turning my life around. Gonna do a full 360!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 27, 2022 10:17 AM (VtqbX)

There are a lot of recent high school grads who wouldn't get that joke.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 10:19 AM (QSjkU)

245 Probably has expended 10,000 rounds at this point. I am normally not a meddler, but I think this might warrant a meddling.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 27, 2022 10:14 AM (VtqbX)

That is the sound of freedom. Send some enterprising teen out there with some 5 gallon buckets. Brass ain't cheap.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 27, 2022 10:19 AM (yHsuS)

246 Angles can do some serious stuff"

You are right about that!
Posted by: Pythagoras at September 27, 2022 09:37 AM (sn5EN)

I second that!

Posted by: The Picts at September 27, 2022 10:19 AM (3YtXb)

247 There are a lot of recent high school grads who wouldn't get that joke.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 10:19 AM (QSjkU)

It's like a wunnaddie, but better.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2022 10:20 AM (6FeV1)

248 Hays, KS, has some nice properties.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2022 10:20 AM (J2vNu)

249 231 The EU having to be saved by Israel, a country they all hate, is fucking hilarious. Bring it on.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 10:15 AM (ZGrMX)

The Lord has hardened the EU's hearts. They will need to endure the Plague of the Environmentalists.

Posted by: Roy at September 27, 2022 10:20 AM (6thrC)

250 Jesus has Morton's toe (second toe longer than great toe)

Also, right great toe appears to possibly have a hair tourniquet. There IS a code for that:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code S90.44
Hair tourniquet syndrome of toe

Somebody quick! Call a toe truck!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2022 10:20 AM (cPDW+)

251 Cat Ass Trophy, sorry; distracted. Better answer: no chest pains. Just lightheadedness. ASAP is just because I would like an opinion on the cardiologist we are right now attempting to get a follow up appointment with.

Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2022 10:21 AM (6RgRK)

252 244 238 I am turning my life around. Gonna do a full 360!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 27, 2022 10:17 AM (VtqbX)

There are a lot of recent high school grads who wouldn't get that joke.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 10:19 AM (QSjkU)

Reminds me of the old Aggie joke: A couple of them are flying into College Station and get caught in a bad thunderstorm. Finally one yells to the other, "Let's do a 360 and get the hell out of here!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 27, 2022 10:22 AM (906pl)

253 A less cheery thought: Europe replacing their Russian gas supply with Israel gives Russia a reason to invade Israel.

Revelation describes a world in which Russia attacks Israel with Iranian assistance and the US is a non-factor. Maybe that's what time it *actually* is.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 10:22 AM (ZGrMX)

254 240 Cat Ass Trophy, sinus bradycardia. ER yesterday.
Posted by: Emmie

Well, if it was symptomatic and he needed a pacemaker right now, the ER probably would have admitted him to a cardiologist. Still surprised they didn't set him up with one as an outpatient.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 27, 2022 10:22 AM (VtqbX)

255 CBD-

I somehow stumbled across a short but interesting art history video about the painting Portrait of Gabrielle d'Estrees and Her Sister. Apparently fairly well known, but I don't recall seeing it in the esteemed art thread before...and it certainly seemed like Moron material lol.

The history and related painting discussed were also interesting, even for an art normie like myself.

https://youtu.be/TfRFvScTeE4

Posted by: Grimmy at September 27, 2022 10:22 AM (JCZqz)

256 207 Has the Pope commented on the FBI committing an act of terror against a faithful Catholic.
__________

Maybe Pope Frankie is waiting for the local bishop to weigh in. Let's hear what the bishop has to say......*crickets*, how about his pastor?.......

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 27, 2022 10:22 AM (fs1hN)

257 You MUST do a 720.
__________

720, 721, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Michael Keaton at September 27, 2022 10:22 AM (lf83v)

258 Muldoon, May I ask your opinion about a cardiologist in Colorado Springs?

Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2022 10:22 AM (6RgRK)

259 "Angles can do some serious stuff"
*
You are right about that!

That's just obtuse.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 27, 2022

***
We'll do a 180 without breaking a sweat.

Posted by: Triangles at September 27, 2022 10:16 AM (J2vNu)

If he vertices the point of the joke, then it was congruent.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 27, 2022 10:22 AM (yHsuS)

260 I went to bed shortly thereafter, praying that maybe SMOD would strike while I'm asleep.
Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 10:10 AM (iQE+/)

LOL SMH!! Funny!

Posted by: jewells45 at September 27, 2022 10:23 AM (nxdel)

261 Some douche is out there for the third day doing mag dump after mag dump. Probably has expended 10,000 rounds at this point. I am normally not a meddler, but I think this might warrant a meddling.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 27, 2022 10:14 AM

Seriously. Ask him who his supplier is and report back ASAP!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2022 10:23 AM (Wnv9h)

262 Cat, they set us up. I just want Muldoon’s opinion about the doc we are set up with.

Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2022 10:24 AM (6RgRK)

263 Is Muldoon here? Concerned wife here. Mr. Bassman needs to see a cardiologist ASAP and I was wondering if you knew anyone in Colorado Springs. I have a name I would like to ask you about.
Posted by: Emmie

******

I do not know any of the Adult Cardiologists in the Springs. Which hospital system?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2022 10:24 AM (cPDW+)

264 The EU having to be saved by Israel, a country they all hate, is fucking hilarious. Bring it on.

Eventually, maybe.

Israel cannot possibly make up for the destroyed Russian pipeline this winter and they'd need to build their own to match that capacity.

Meanwhile, well ZH is pointing a finger at DC (which makes sense because they're reckless and have the capactiy to destroy underwater targets), and some point at Ukraine (who may want to burn the bridge between Russia and the EU permanently, but doesn't have the naval capacity to do it), Europe being Europe, if no culprit is identified, they'll find a way to blame the Jews.

Posted by: Methos at September 27, 2022 10:25 AM (kOpft)

265 Seriously. Ask him who his supplier is and report back ASAP!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2022 10:23 AM (Wnv9h)

Could be someone with a while bunch of expired or unstable ammo who wants to give their stash a proper send off?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2022 10:25 AM (6FeV1)

266 Cat, they set us up. I just want Muldoon’s opinion about the doc we are set up with.
Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2022 10:24 AM (6RgRK)

ZocDoc for when it hurts when you pee.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

267 -
Jesus has Morton's toe (second toe longer than great toe)
---

I thought that was "Greek" feet.

Posted by: irright at September 27, 2022 10:25 AM (SchQD)

268 The painting is a tad creepy

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2022 10:27 AM (bs+z0)

269 Meanwhile, well ZH is pointing a finger at DC (which makes sense because they're reckless and have the capactiy to destroy underwater targets), and some point at Ukraine (who may want to burn the bridge between Russia and the EU permanently, but doesn't have the naval capacity to do it), Europe being Europe, if no culprit is identified, they'll find a way to blame the Jews.

I could see DC doing it as an insane "Russia Russia Russia" thing. There's no strategic reason to do it, and Biden notably reversed Trump's opposition to the pipelines day 1.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 10:27 AM (ZGrMX)

270 I think there are only two culprits that make sense:

1) Enviro-terrorists
2) Biden junta

Enviro-terrorists want to kill a bunch of people in Europe so they are ok with the results of this but...they don't generally have the subs/equipment to do this.

The Biden junta wants to "beat" Russia by any means short of sending American troops and does have the equipment obviously but this is a formal act of war against Russia AND the EU. Are they THIS reckless?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2022 10:27 AM (ESjRY)

271 Meanwhile, well ZH is pointing a finger at DC (which makes sense because they're reckless and have the capactiy to destroy underwater targets)

-------------------------

Have to see what depth its at.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 10:27 AM (UuD2k)

272 Revelation describes a world in which Russia attacks Israel with Iranian assistance and the US is a non-factor. Maybe that's what time it *actually* is.
___

Ezekiel 38

Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 10:28 AM (iQE+/)

273 Looks like somebody drown all the cherubs.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 27, 2022 10:28 AM (w2Z7l)

274 Muldoon, Penrose-St. Francis

Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2022 10:28 AM (6RgRK)

275 Is Kelly Sarah’s alt?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 27, 2022 10:28 AM (3vQN0)

276 Are they THIS reckless?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2022 10:27 AM (ESjRY)

Is one still "reckless" if they're so gobsmackingly stupid they can't even reckon the danger of what they're doing?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2022 10:28 AM (6FeV1)

277 Sarah got replaced??

Posted by: dantesed at September 27, 2022 10:29 AM (88xKn)

278 Posted by: Kelly Taylor at September 27, 2022 10:28 AM (rDXbF)

=========

These messages are most effective on posts that are at least 2 weeks old.

Try those.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 10:29 AM (LvTSG)

279
Making money online is more than $15k just by doing simple work from home. I received $18376 last month

Yeah? I earned a million bucks just eating pudding in my underwear.

Posted by: Bella Thorne at September 27, 2022 10:29 AM (ESjRY)

280 Biden on February 7:

https://twitter.com/lawyer4laws/status/1574703515917852674

Posted by: rd at September 27, 2022 10:29 AM (Z32m1)

281 jewells!

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 10:29 AM (iQE+/)

282 DC (which makes sense because they're reckless and have the capactiy to destroy underwater targets)

Only if they haven't made all of the SEALs become strong independent women yet.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 10:29 AM (ZGrMX)

283 Muldoon, Mr. Bassman is a child at heart.

Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2022 10:29 AM (6RgRK)

284 Posted by: Kelly Taylor at September 27, 2022 10:28 AM (rDXbF)

This is MY turf, bitch!!

Posted by: Sarah at September 27, 2022 10:29 AM (906pl)

285 278 Sarah got replaced??
Posted by: dantesed at September 27, 2022 10:29 AM (88xKn)

It's a rough economy.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 27, 2022 10:29 AM (VPWcH)

286 A less cheery thought: Europe replacing their Russian gas supply with Israel gives Russia a reason to invade Israel.

Revelation describes a world in which Russia attacks Israel with Iranian assistance and the US is a non-factor. Maybe that's what time it *actually* is.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 10:22 AM (ZGrMX)

In that event, the time is very short. Find someone who's faith in this world and its systems has been shaken and give them the Gospel while they have time to listen.

Posted by: Methos at September 27, 2022 10:30 AM (kOpft)

287 Russia is not mentioned in the Bible.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 10:30 AM (atmen)

288 Kelly, your Engrish is terrible.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2022 10:30 AM (LsEU/)

289 Mitch McConnell nor Kevin McCarthy will ever see the scene depicted in this painting. They'll be here

https://tinyurl.com/26r5v5ru

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 27, 2022 10:30 AM (ZCool)

290 Jesus has Morton's toe (second toe longer than great toe)
---

I thought that was "Greek" feet.
Posted by: irright at September 27, 2022 10:25 AM

*looks down*

Nope. Not Greek feet.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2022 10:30 AM (Wnv9h)

291 Russia is not mentioned in the Bible.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 10:30 AM (atmen)

Don't think America is, either...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2022 10:31 AM (6FeV1)

292 I still remember the old days, when we declared war on other countries before blowing up their pipelines.

Posted by: B18-1 at September 27, 2022 10:31 AM (ESjRY)

293 Meanwhile, well ZH is pointing a finger at DC (which makes sense because they're reckless and have the capactiy to destroy underwater targets)
-------------------------
Have to see what depth its at.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 10:27 AM (UuD2k)

70 meters / about 225 feet

Posted by: rd at September 27, 2022 10:31 AM (Z32m1)

294 Begone, sock!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 27, 2022 10:32 AM (906pl)

295 Sarah got replaced??
Posted by: dantesed at September 27, 2022 10:29 AM (88xKn)

https://youtu.be/dYEpFJhuu1E

Sara smile.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2022 10:32 AM (3YtXb)

296 Are they THIS reckless?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2022 10:27 AM (ESjRY)

That reckless and that stupid. Witness Trashcanistan. Limited war - to them - is definitely a tool in their toolbox, and if things go hotter, population control and reduction are potential positive outcomes from their perspectives. The only open question is if Putin plays along.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 27, 2022 10:32 AM (yHsuS)

297 wake up to baby wang....ugh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at September 27, 2022 10:32 AM (xcxpd)

298 294 70 meters / about 225 feet
Posted by: rd at September 27, 2022 10:31 AM (Z32m1)

========

I remember when oil in the water was the greatest environmental disaster of human history when it happened in the Gulf of Mexico.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 10:32 AM (LvTSG)

299 Muldoon, Penrose-St. Francis

Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2022 10:32 AM (6RgRK)

300 292 Nope, America isn’t, either.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 10:32 AM (atmen)

301 288 Russia is not mentioned in the Bible.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 10:30 AM (atmen)

Yeah the east from the perspective of the time is likely not speaking of the north.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 27, 2022 10:32 AM (VPWcH)

302 So presuming this is the Biden junta, does Vlad respond by;

1) Going to the world court

2) Arming jihadis and sending them here

3) Nuking DC?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2022 10:33 AM (ESjRY)

303 -
Russia is not mentioned in the Bible.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 10:30 AM -
--

I thought some gal pulled baby Moses from the clutches of the Russians.

Posted by: irright at September 27, 2022 10:33 AM (SchQD)

304 288 Russia is not mentioned in the Bible.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 10:30 AM (atmen)

I thought they were 'Gog' or 'Magog'....?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at September 27, 2022 10:33 AM (xcxpd)

305 291 Russia is not mentioned in the Bible.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 10:30 AM (atmen)

Don't think America is, either...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2022 10:31 AM (6FeV1)

If we assume the famine hasn't occurred yet then the US must be in some state of disarray or collapse, and so not play a major role.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 27, 2022 10:33 AM (VPWcH)

306 Penrose-St. Francis
Posted by: Emmie

******

Hmm. I don't have much insight into Penrose. Wish I were more helpful.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2022 10:34 AM (cPDW+)

307 291 Russia is not mentioned in the Bible.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 10:30 AM (atmen)

Don't think America is, either...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2022 10:31 AM

Nonsense! It's where the lost tribes of Israel settled!

Posted by: Joseph Smith at September 27, 2022 10:34 AM (JCZqz)

308
If we assume the famine hasn't occurred yet then the US must be in some state of disarray or collapse, and so not play a major role.

Civil war over a second stolen election in 2024?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2022 10:34 AM (ESjRY)

309 304 288 Russia is not mentioned in the Bible.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 10:30 AM (atmen)

I thought they were 'Gog' or 'Magog'....?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at September 27, 2022 10:33 AM (xcxpd)

Iirc that's geographically Iran but the terms could be used metaphorically.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 27, 2022 10:34 AM (VPWcH)

310 70 meters / about 225 feet
Posted by: rd at September 27, 2022 10:31 AM (Z32m1)

Could be divers then. That opens up a lot more possibilities.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 10:34 AM (UuD2k)

311 This is like art.

When we [Twitchy] hopped on Twitter this morning to get started writing about the insanity of the day, we saw Rachel Dolezal was trending. Now, she usually trends for something Twitchy readers will get a kick out of so we clicked it and OMG … she has an OnlyFans account. Oh, and that’s not all, someone who subscribed to her account LEAKED THE PHOTOS, so there are some naked pictures of Dolezal floating around on Twitter right now.

https://bit.ly/3r8eml0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 27, 2022 10:35 AM (FVME7)

312 Because Klaus and George don't have enough money to own/hire a few submarines...

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 27, 2022 10:35 AM (yikp0)

313 I still remember the old days, when we declared war on other countries before blowing up their pipelines.
_____________

If it weren't for US taxpayer money transfers to fund Ukraine's defenses*, Ukraine and Russia would have had a peace settlement long ago. The US is arguably at war with Russia already.

* and fund Zelensky's retirement, his party's cronies, and laundered back to US politicians, etc.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 27, 2022 10:36 AM (fs1hN)

314 Hmm. I don't have much insight into Penrose. Wish I were more helpful.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2022 10:34 AM (cPDW+

Thanks for considering my question, Muldoon.

Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2022 10:36 AM (6RgRK)

315 There is some controversy over the trial of Ryan Mays, the young sailor accused of setting fire to the USS Bonhomme Richard when she was docked for refurb July 12, 2020. The out-of-control fire gutted the ship, causing its total loss.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=131282

Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 10:36 AM (iQE+/)

316 I am turning my life around. Gonna do a full 360!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 27, 2022 10:17 AM (VtqbX)

There are a lot of recent high school grads who wouldn't get that joke.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 10:19 AM (QSjkU)

Hell, I graduated in the last century and I don't get the joke.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 27, 2022 10:36 AM (VwHCD)

317 111 I prefer modern Madonna, singing, grinding, and degrading herself on-stage. An empowered GILF.
Posted by: No One Ever at September 27, 2022 09:48 AM (JCZqz)

Madonna == Rule 1 violation.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 27, 2022 10:36 AM (qyH+l)

318 SMH.. just trying to absorb everything right now. I need to call you!

Posted by: jewells45 at September 27, 2022 10:37 AM (nxdel)

319 Yeah? I earned a million bucks just eating pudding in my underwear.
Posted by: Bella Thorne

What was the pudding doing in your underwear?

Wait a minute. I know this one.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2022 10:37 AM (LsEU/)

320 Nonsense! It's where the lost tribes of Israel settled!
Posted by: Joseph Smith at September 27, 2022 10:34 AM (

*Ahem*...

Posted by: Haile H. Selase at September 27, 2022 10:37 AM (6FeV1)

321 Mr. Bassman is a child at heart.

******

Oh, well in that case I could recommend a Pediatric Cardiologist in CO Spgs.

How slow was his heart rate, and was it steady or irregular? What symptoms did he have?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2022 10:37 AM (cPDW+)

322 You can get dang near any country you want out of the prophecies of Revelation, Daniel, etc.

Posted by: irright at September 27, 2022 10:37 AM (SchQD)

323 Hell, I graduated in the last century and I don't get the joke.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 27, 2022 10:36 AM (VwHCD)

After a 360, you are pointed in the same direction.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 27, 2022 10:37 AM (yHsuS)

324 225 feet? That is within diving depth. I vote enviroterrorists. They don't care how many old people they freeze to death. My only concern is whether I care how many old Europeans they freeze to death. After all, stupidity has a cost.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 27, 2022 10:37 AM (QSjkU)

325 288 Russia is not mentioned in the Bible.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Russia wasn't called Russia in Biblical times. Just a bunch of tribes north of the Black Sea and that is mentioned by a Jewish historian Josephus. That region is mentioned in the Bible though. Mostly in prophetic books like Revelation and Ezekial.

Posted by: Klaus Schwaub, not a Bond Villian at September 27, 2022 10:38 AM (sAmhv)

326 Call me anytime, jewells.

Prayers up, always.

Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 10:38 AM (iQE+/)

327 Chris Wallace’s New Show Bombs In Debut For CNN

LOLOL GF Chrissy.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 27, 2022 10:38 AM (ZCool)

328 327 Chris Wallace’s New Show Bombs In Debut For CNN

LOLOL GF Chrissy.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 27, 2022 10:38 AM (ZCool)

========

Fox News is a brand. Chris Wallace is not.

Wallace thought he was the brand.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 10:39 AM (LvTSG)

329
https://youtu.be/dYEpFJhuu1E

Sara smile.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2022 10:32 AM (3YtXb)

That album cover.......

Hollywood is a cesspool of evil.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

330 Gog was the King of Meshech and Tubal, which were in Anatolia.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 10:39 AM (atmen)

331 Russia is not mentioned in the Bible.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 10:30 AM (atmen)

I think it's "King of the North" which during the Cold War people just figured must be the Soviets. I think it could be the EU/NATO, since a European army would be coming from the north when they got to Israel, or obviously it could still be far enough in the future to be an as yet unknown and unnamed entity.

Posted by: Methos at September 27, 2022 10:39 AM (kOpft)

332 >>322 You can get dang near any country you want out of the prophecies of Revelation, Daniel, etc.
Posted by: irright

I'm a big Wormwood supporter myself.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 27, 2022 10:40 AM (ZCool)

333 Yeah, the album cover was creepy.

Actually a decent song.
I hated it back in the day.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2022 10:41 AM (ufFY8)

334
I think it's "King of the North"

Robb Stark?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2022 10:41 AM (ufFY8)

335 Russia emerges in history in the late 800s when Swedish adventures formed a civilization based out of Novgorod and Kiev.

Before that modern Russia was populated by Slavic people and the Khazars who would convert from Tengrism to Judaism at some point.

If we go all the back to biblical time period we have no idea what was going on in Russia proper though some information about Crimea because the Greeks were there - trading with the locals for grain and slaves.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2022 10:41 AM (ESjRY)

336 327 Chris Wallace’s New Show Bombs In Debut For CNN

LOLOL GF Chrissy.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 27, 2022 10:38 AM (ZCool)

In another case of how the mighty have fallen, Chris Cuomo is coming to Spectrum News (at least here in NYS).

I.CAN'T.WAIT.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 27, 2022 10:42 AM (BgMrQ)

337 Jan. 6 Prisoner Beaten til He Lost an Eye, Later He Was Tied to Chair for 12 Hours, Now He Has Blood Clots and Precancerous Growths, Government Won’t Allow Him Medical Treatment

https://tinyurl.com/2khxyb23

Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 10:42 AM (iQE+/)

338 330 Gog was the King of Meshech and Tubal, which were in Anatolia.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 10:39 AM (atmen)

The local rivals to Israel and Judah were geographical Iraq, Iran(various Persian empires), Egypt, and Turkey.

Chechnya is close enough that they might've gotten mercs from there but conceptually identifying Russia as highly involved seems unlikely unless it is metaphorical, which opens things up substantially.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 27, 2022 10:43 AM (VPWcH)

339 off sock

Magog, second of the sons of Japeth. Settled north of the Black Sea, more or less.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 27, 2022 10:43 AM (sAmhv)

340 I am sure there is an available underpass for both Chris Wallace and Cuomo.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2022 10:43 AM (ufFY8)

341 The Scythians from the steppe are mentioned in one of Paul’s letters in an allusion to a raid they conduct through ancient Palestine. Other than that, there is no mention of anything relating to Russia in the Bible.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 10:44 AM (atmen)

342 *Queensrÿche comes across the playlist*

*shudders*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)

343 Wallace thought he was the brand.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Cable news "celebrities" are almost uniformly less popular than middling YouTube stars. Wallace is a "brand" only to a small and shrinking demographic.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 27, 2022 10:44 AM (g1EEm)

344 Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 10:42 AM (iQE+/)

Read that earlier. They have set the RoE.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 27, 2022 10:45 AM (yHsuS)

345 Heh, Sponge.

Flashbacks are a bitch.

Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 10:45 AM (iQE+/)

346 Russia wasn't called Russia in Biblical times. Just a bunch of tribes north of the Black Sea and that is mentioned by a Jewish historian Josephus. That region is mentioned in the Bible though. Mostly in prophetic books like Revelation and Ezekial.
Posted by: Klaus Schwaub, not a Bond Villian at September 27, 2022 10:38 AM (sAmhv)

Fvck you Ezekial...

Posted by: Tony at September 27, 2022 10:45 AM (BgMrQ)

347 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 27, 2022 10:45 AM (yHsuS)

348 Some Queensryche is all right.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2022 10:45 AM (ufFY8)

349 Jan. 6 Prisoner Beaten til He Lost an Eye, Later He Was Tied to Chair for 12 Hours, Now He Has Blood Clots and Precancerous Growths, Government Won’t Allow Him Medical Treatment

https://tinyurl.com/2khxyb23
Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2022 10:42 AM (iQE+/)

"Torture" of suspected terrorists = INHUMANE!!!!!!

Actual torture of American political opponents = This is Fine.gif

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)

350 I am sure there is an available underpass for both Chris Wallace and Cuomo.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2022 10:43 AM (ufFY8

No one is paying for a handjob from EITHER of those two......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)

351 The second toe is typically longer on Greek statues, to make an egg-shaped footprint. Roman statues will have the first three even, so a squared-off toe-line.

Egyptian statues have a big big-toe and the remaining toes taper off. I've seen feet IRL like this ... blech.

There are no beautiful feet, only ordinary feet and weird-ugly feet.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 27, 2022 10:47 AM (44ww/)

352 "Torture" of suspected terrorists = INHUMANE!!!!!!

My favorite jihadi torture was when they had well endowed young women in tight tops ask them questions. THE HORROR.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2022 10:47 AM (ESjRY)

353 All that People from the North stuff was Cold-War theology meant to demonize the Russian adversary.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 10:47 AM (atmen)

354 Trombone Hero!

https://bit.ly/3Rg7U6a

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 27, 2022 10:47 AM (FVME7)

355 350 I am sure there is an available underpass for both Chris Wallace and Cuomo.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2022 10:43 AM (ufFY8

No one is paying for a handjob from EITHER of those two......
Posted by: Sponge

It's a Blessing of Liberty!!

Posted by: David 'purity in cuckolding' French at September 27, 2022 10:48 AM (sAmhv)

356 Fox News needs to stop using Hannity to advertise on YouTube. I watch the occasional Gutfeld clip on YouTube. Only occasional.

He's not as funny or witty as he thinks he is. But Fox invariably insert Hannity in at the end hawking Fox News. Wrong demo Fox. Sticking that retard with a mouth in my face guarantees I won't subscribe to your channel.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 27, 2022 10:48 AM (g1EEm)

357 LOL, ZH pointing out LNG carriers on the Atlantic will respond gloriously to Russian torpedos, if Putin really wants to take advantage of the situation.

Or "accidents" as they put it.

Posted by: Methos at September 27, 2022 10:49 AM (kOpft)

358 I think there are only two culprits that make sense:

1) Enviro-terrorists
2) Biden junta

And enviro-terrorists are already getting their way. Besides, could their little Greenpeace Zodiacs locate these pipelines at the bottom of the Baltic Sea? It's the Deep State that needs more. They need war.

Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2022 10:49 AM (yZlY6)

359 346 No, it’s not.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 10:49 AM (atmen)

360 there are some naked pictures of Dolezal floating around on Twitter right now.

Fact check true. And she's... not bad, actually.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 10:49 AM (ZGrMX)

361 353 All that People from the North stuff was Cold-War theology meant to demonize the Russian adversary.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 10:47 AM (atmen)

It's more likely the term was recognizable in its original context, much like Babylon. Russia would be too far away and alien. While this would point to the terms being metaphorical, geographical Gog and Magog probably isn't in modern Russia.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 27, 2022 10:50 AM (VPWcH)

362 Chris Wallace looks like a perverted Scout master or bird watcher.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at September 27, 2022 10:50 AM (eGTCV)

363 360 there are some naked pictures of Dolezal floating around on Twitter right now.

Fact check true. And she's... not bad, actually.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 10:49 AM (ZGrMX)

That face would stop a clock though...

Posted by: Tony at September 27, 2022 10:51 AM (BgMrQ)

364 Alana Mastrangelo @ARmastrangelo · 1h
LMAO. Right after Giorgia Meloni won, CNN had on her rival, Matteo Renzi, hoping he'd call her a fascist.

“She is my rival and we will continue to fight each other, but the idea that now there is a risk of fascism in Italy is absolutely fake news.” —Renzi

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 27, 2022 10:51 AM (yikp0)

365 After a 360, you are pointed in the same direction.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 27, 2022 10:37 AM (yHsuS)

Yeah, that I know. I thought there was more to the joke. I figured in these days of extreme sports everybody knows what a 360 is, and a 720, and.... You know what, it was just a lame joke. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 27, 2022 10:51 AM (VwHCD)

366 That face would stop a clock though...

Yeah. Shame it's attached to the rest of her.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 10:51 AM (ZGrMX)

367 361 Exactly

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 10:52 AM (atmen)

368 A couple of the Nordstream pipe lines have apparently started to leak.. due to sabotage..

https://bit.ly/3RfLUs4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 27, 2022 10:52 AM (FVME7)

369 https://youtu.be/V5fuP3teihg

Another Rainy Night

Queensryche.

Strange how laughter looks like crying with no sound
Raindrops taste like tears
Without the pain

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2022 10:52 AM (ufFY8)

370 I had no idea Chris Wallace still had a job at CNN. I am disappoint.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2022 10:53 AM (BFigT)

371 All that People from the North stuff was Cold-War theology meant to demonize the Russian adversary.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 10:47 AM (atmen)

Except that it's in the King James Version. See Daniel 11.

Posted by: Methos at September 27, 2022 10:53 AM (kOpft)

372 “She is my rival and we will continue to fight each other, but the idea that now there is a risk of fascism in Italy is absolutely fake news.” —Renzi
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 27, 2022 10:51 AM (yikp0)

CNN could have never predicted that Italians would take accusations of fascism seriously.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 10:53 AM (Y5qcH)

373 Everything in northern Europe and Russia was not even flyover country back then. Some of it you had to schlep through to get to the Tin Isles, but that's about it. I'm sure in the civilized world of the eastern Mediterranean, terms were bandied about quite loosely just to mean "the weird pale tall hair barbarians up yonder". Nobody was taking much note of which loose confederation of semi nomadic nerf-herders lived where.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2022 10:54 AM (6FeV1)

374 371 All that People from the North stuff was Cold-War theology meant to demonize the Russian adversary.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 10:47 AM (atmen)

Except that it's in the King James Version. See Daniel 11.
Posted by: Methos at September 27, 2022 10:53 AM (kOpft)

Identifying it with Russia is modern. North to us is Canada. North to them is Syria, Persia, Turkey.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 27, 2022 10:54 AM (VPWcH)

375 Wallace and Gromit > Chris Wallace

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 27, 2022 10:55 AM (FVME7)

376 371 Yes, sorry, I wasn’t clear. I’m not denying that the passage exists, just disputing its application to the Russians.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2022 10:56 AM (atmen)

377 Charges against Alec Baldwin to be announced soon:

https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/
1574702493837279232

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 27, 2022 10:56 AM (yikp0)

378 Ok, that Trombone Hero was f-ing funny.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2022 10:56 AM (ufFY8)

379 I find it hard to believe that the people known for alcoholism and dash cam videos will bring about the apocalypse.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 10:56 AM (Y5qcH)

380 *Queensrÿche comes across the playlist*

*shudders*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)

Lol.

I've now listened to Operation Mindcrime a bunch of times since the infamous incident, and quite like it.

Anyone have other Queensryche recommendations?

Posted by: spindrift at September 27, 2022 10:56 AM (h5TKJ)

381 Identifying it with Russia is modern. North to us is Canada. North to them is Syria, Persia, Turkey.
Posted by: Someguy's at September 27, 2022 10:54 AM (V

They knew the names of those countries and it wasn't Mog.

Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2022 10:57 AM (ml8cs)

382 375 Wallace and Gromit > Chris Wallace
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 27, 2022 10:55 AM (FVME7)

Wall Paste and Vomit >>> Wallace and Gromit > Chris Wallace

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 27, 2022 10:57 AM (BgMrQ)

383 You know what, it was just a lame joke. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 27, 2022 10:51 AM (VwHCD)

We excel at that here.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 27, 2022 10:58 AM (yHsuS)

384 No one fit the archetype of snake-oil-salesman better than Michael Wallace. The combination of thin hair and greasy comb makes my skin crawl. I bet he has Egyptian feet.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 27, 2022 10:58 AM (44ww/)

385 Want to clarify I'm not saying it's Russia either. I don't know who it would be.

Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2022 10:58 AM (ml8cs)

386 383 You know what, it was just a lame joke. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 27, 2022 10:51 AM (VwHCD)

We excel at that here.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 27, 2022 10:58 AM (yHsuS)

========

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 27, 2022 10:58 AM (LvTSG)

387 Anyone have other Queensryche recommendations?

Posted by: spindrift at September 27, 2022 10:56 AM (h5TKJ)

Self-titled.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 27, 2022 10:58 AM (yHsuS)

388 Rachel dolezal having an onlyfans was not on my bingo card for 2022

Points to consider:

1) Rachel dolezal has an only fans

2) Apparently some number of people are willing to pay money to see her naked

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2022 10:58 AM (ESjRY)

389 Identifying it with Russia is modern. North to us is Canada. North to them is Syria, Persia, Turkey.

Turkey is a not unreasonable candidate, too. Though that may wind up being a NATO operation, too.

Consider, Russia attacking Israel to stop the flow of gas to Europe isn't the only possibility here. The Europeans might get aggressive to get resources without paying for them, as they have from time to time.

Posted by: Methos at September 27, 2022 10:59 AM (kOpft)

390 >>360 there are some naked pictures of Dolezal floating around on Twitter right now.

OnlyFans. Tramp.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 27, 2022 10:59 AM (ZCool)

391 381 Identifying it with Russia is modern. North to us is Canada. North to them is Syria, Persia, Turkey.
Posted by: Someguy's at September 27, 2022 10:54 AM (V

They knew the names of those countries and it wasn't Mog.
Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2022 10:57 AM (ml8cs)

Gog and Magog like Bablyon must have been recognizable contemporaries. There are a few plausible interpretations that place them in regions with which Israel would have had regular disputes as opposed to treating them as super distant, alien, and borderline imaginary.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 27, 2022 10:59 AM (VPWcH)

392 I'm going to turn my life around and do a 360.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 27, 2022 10:59 AM (ufFY8)

393 I would think Putin would sooner pipe or sail his own gas to Israel and cut a deal with them for distribution, than wade into another geopolitical crapfest before the Ukrainian Actor has been dealt with.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2022 11:01 AM (6FeV1)

394 I'm going to turn my life around and do a 360.

I'm not going to turn my life around but I will do 360 sailors. Today.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 27, 2022 11:01 AM (ESjRY)

395 Points to consider:

1) Rachel dolezal has an only fans

2) Apparently some number of people are willing to pay money to see her naked

They don't need to, her pictures are all over Twitter.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 11:01 AM (ZGrMX)

396 Can we start a Go Fund Me to keep Rachel Dolezal fully clothed?

Posted by: mr tmz at September 27, 2022 11:01 AM (rJ48h)

397 Fvck you Ezekial...
Posted by: Tony at September 27, 2022 10:45 AM (BgMrQ)

Whoa.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 27, 2022 11:01 AM (sI15f)

398 Chris Wallace?
Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at September 27, 2022 11:02 AM (ufFY8)

399 Fact check true. And she's... not bad, actually.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 10:49 AM (ZGrMX)

Link?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

400 For clarity, I believe odds are it's metaphorical and not in reference to the original regions(like Babylon is probably not Iraq). But it's highly likely referring to an area of much closer proximity and familiarity than commonly supposed.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 27, 2022 11:02 AM (VPWcH)

401 The Europeans might get aggressive to get resources without paying for them, as they have from time to time.

And by time to time recall that this very year, the reason the Russians shot off energy to Europe was because the EU had decided not to pay them and thought that for some reason Russia was going to keep supplying them with energy anyway.

That's what that whole tiff over paying in rubles was about.

Posted by: Methos at September 27, 2022 11:02 AM (kOpft)

402 I'm going to turn my life around and do a 360.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 27, 2022 10:59 AM (ufFY

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PEOPLE WHO SAY THIS SAY THIS ABOUT PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE DOING THE SAME THING THAT ALWAYS GOT THEM IN TROUBLE, AND IN ESSENCE, THEY ARE POINTED IN THE SAME DIRECTION THAT THEY WERE ALWAYS POINTED, AN EARLY GRAVE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 27, 2022 11:03 AM (yHsuS)

403 Hardly anybody could locate Timbuktu on a map, but everyone uses it as a stand-in for "very much not here or anywhere even near here".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2022 11:03 AM (6FeV1)

404 Nood Ape. Lum.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 27, 2022 11:04 AM (906pl)

405 THEY ARE POINTED IN THE SAME DIRECTION THAT THEY WERE ALWAYS POINTED, AN EARLY GRAVE.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 27, 2022 11:03 AM (yHsuS)

And now they are dizzy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2022 11:04 AM (Y5qcH)

406 Link?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2022 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

WARNING: This link takes you to Dolezal's bobs and vagene. Definitely not safe for work.

https://twitter.com/trapkeez/status/1574547876776415232

Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2022 11:04 AM (ZGrMX)

407 Noodsters not found.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 27, 2022 11:04 AM (yHsuS)

408 396 Can we start a Go Fund Me to keep Rachel Dolezal fully clothed?
Posted by: mr tmz at September 27, 2022 11:01 AM (rJ48h)

OnlyPants

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2022 11:04 AM (6FeV1)

409 Uh, oh. The classic Horde memes are appearing.
I'm leaving before I get fucked.

Posted by: The Toaster at September 27, 2022 11:05 AM (A5dTC)

410 391 381 Identifying it with Russia is modern. North to us is Canada. North to them is Syria, Persia, Turkey.
Posted by: Someguy's at September 27, 2022 10:54 AM (V

They knew the names of those countries and it wasn't Mog.
Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2022 10:57 AM (ml8cs)

Gog and Magog like Bablyon must have been recognizable contemporaries. There are a few plausible interpretations that place them in regions with which Israel would have had regular disputes as opposed to treating them as super distant, alien, and borderline imaginary.
Posted by: Someguy's

Israel is in the middle of some major trade routes that connect continents so yes, more than plausible.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 27, 2022 11:05 AM (sAmhv)

411 403 Hardly anybody could locate Timbuktu on a map, but everyone uses it as a stand-in for "very much not here or anywhere even near here".
----------------
It was a fabled city that the West knew little of. The richest man in the world was King of Timbuktu and brought so much gold with him on his Hadj to Mecca that he destablised the economy of Egypt for 10 years after his return to Timbuktu. Finally, in the mid 19th C the British were able to discover where it was and found it was a city of mud buildings near a muddy river.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 27, 2022 11:06 AM (SWV0+)

412 It was a fabled city that the West knew little of. The richest man in the world was King of Timbuktu and brought so much gold with him on his Hadj to Mecca that he destablised the economy of Egypt for 10 years after his return to Timbuktu. Finally, in the mid 19th C the British were able to discover where it was and found it was a city of mud buildings near a muddy river.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 27, 2022 11:06 AM (SWV0+)

That king was Mansa Musa of Mali

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 27, 2022 11:11 AM (sI15f)

413 69 Palazzo Brera, Milan, Italy

I might have seen this. There is a Last Supper there I have seen!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 27, 2022 09:41 AM (BRHaw)

I was at the Brera last week. It is one of the best art museums in the world and completely overlooked.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 27, 2022 11:11 AM (vN+oL)

414

CHE RUBed out many folk.

Posted by: safristi at September 27, 2022 11:16 AM (qktfm)

415 That king was Mansa Musa of Mali
-----------
Yep. Your memory is better than mine.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 27, 2022 11:18 AM (KY22T)

416 If the pipeline has been damaged and the Israelis have gas to sell, then it was clearly the Jews who did it. The Europeans have thousands of years experience and the evidence always points to the Jews, even when the evidence can't be found.

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