Biden Announces He Would Commit US Troops to Defend Taiwan Against China; White House Rushes Out Statement That The "President" Does Not Speak for the U.S. Government

Biden Announces He Would Commit US Troops to Defend Taiwan Against China;
White House Rushes Out Statement That The "President" Does Not Speak for the U.S. Government

Incredible. Incredible.

Relations between China and Taiwan have been mediated for decades by a policy of "strategic ambiguity" about whether the US would defend Taiwan from an attempt at forcible "reunification" by China.

The US is not supposed to say we would defend them, because our diplomacy with China contains promises that we will not encourage Taiwan to declare its independence from China. (Taiwan-China relations are governed by the so-called "Three Noes:" No reunification with China in the "short term," no formal declaration of independence, no use of force.)

A US guarantee that we would defend Taiwan would encourage Taiwan to violate the "no declaration of independence" part of the three Noes, so we avoid doing so, to avoid provoking China, to avoid having to defend Taiwan in the first place.

This is all very muddled and sloppy but China's political culture demands "face-saving." The possibility of "reunification" of Taiwan must be left open as a hypothetical possibility, or else they might start rattling the saber more than usual.

Or worse.

But "President" Aviators always wants to sound like a tough guy, and also is a f***ing idiot who has lost most control of his faculties, so he decided to announce that the US had at the spur of the moment changed its Taiwan policy from "strategic ambiguity" to a formal promise to defend them:

Steven Portnoy
@stevenportnoy
NEW: Asked on
@60Minutes
if US would defend Taiwan if it came under attack, Biden -- again -- says yes.
PELLEY: "To be clear, sir, U.S. forces, U.S. men and women, would defend Taiwan in the event of a Chinese invasion?"
BIDEN: "Yes."
(WH again says US policy hasn't changed.)

As you can see, this then forced the White House to once again rush out a statement contradicting the president it supposedly serves, announcing that whatever the Figurehead Puddingbrain claims on TV when he wants to sound like Magnum, P.I., he spoke without authorization and his words are null and void.

This is fucking embarrassing:

REPORTER: "But would U.S. forces defend [Taiwan]?"

BIDEN: "Yes!"

REPORTER: "After our interview, a White House official told U.S. policy has not changed. Officially, the U.S. will not say whether American forces would defend Taiwan." pic.twitter.com/XeYQEta2rT
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) September 19, 2022

CNBC:

Asked to comment, a White House spokesperson said U.S. policy towards Taiwan had not changed.
"The president has said this before, including in Tokyo earlier this year. He also made clear then that our Taiwan policy hasn't changed. That remains true," the spokesperson said.
Chinese foreign ministry spokeswoman Mao Ning told a regular briefing in Beijing that Biden's comments sent a "seriously wrong signal" to separatists forces for Taiwan independence.
China was "strongly dissatisfied and resolutely opposed" to Biden's comments and had lodged a formal complaint over it, she said, warning that China reserves the right to take all necessary measures to counter separatism.
Taiwan's foreign ministry expressed its thanks to Biden for his reaffirming of the "U.S. government's rock-solid security commitment to Taiwan".

From "strategic ambiguity" to a "rock-solid security commitment to Taiwan" in 0.3 seconds, thanks to the barely-functioning brain of a man who is unlikely to live to see the consequences of his words.

How many times will the "President" be contradicted by a White House which then announces, "The 'President' was not speaking on behalf of the U.S. government he supposedly leads"? And how many times will the media cover this up and pretend it's no big deal, it's just a standard part of the "President"-White House dynamic?

What would happen if President Trump had done this?

"President" Late Life Crisis got angry, almost as if he's an Angry Old Man with dementia with diminished executive function of the brain, when his spin on inflation was challenged:

60 Min: "What can you do better to lower inflation?"

Biden: "inflation rate month to month was just up an inch."

60 Min:"You're not arguing 8.3% is good news?"

Biden: "You're acting like all of a sudden 'my God it went to 8.2%'"

60 Min: "It's the highest rate in 40 years." pic.twitter.com/DEwugGct4d
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) September 19, 2022

Finally, "President" Corvette Winter declared that the pandemic was over, to help him politically.

“The pandemic is over. We still have a problem with COVID. We’re still doing a lot of work on it. But the pandemic is over,” President Biden tells 60 Minutes in an interview in Detroit. https://t.co/7SixTE3OMT pic.twitter.com/s5fyjRpYuX
— 60 Minutes (@60Minutes) September 19, 2022

That's a nice message to help him in the midterms, but it's bad for his legal claims to have the power to cancel student debt due the special powers he claims he has due to the "covid emergency" we're still under:

Charles C. W. Cooke
@charlescwcooke
President Biden's declaration on 60 Minutes that the pandemic is over--which his administration also argued when ending Title 42 back in May--confirms the illegality of his attempt to transfer hundreds of billions of dollars of student debt to the taxpayer.

If the "pandemic" is over, and covid is just a "problem" we're dealing with, there is obviously no "emergency," and thus no emergency power Biden can claim to cancel student debt.

This whole claim was preposterous in the first place -- a law giving permission to delay the repayment of college loans for military personnel somehow being extended to non-military personnel -- but this admission by "President" Felonyfingers will help in the coming lawsuits.

NORMZZZ, yo!

RNC Research nailed it. Pretty brutal.

Tonight, Biden said those who think he is unfit for office should just “watch” him.

Let’s roll the tape.

pic.twitter.com/TQg1KwksSQ
— Kambree (@KamVTV) September 19, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 02:15 PM

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1 >>>White House Rushes Out Statement That The "President" Does Not Speak for the U.S. Government

lolgf

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 19, 2022 02:16 PM (yHsuS)

2 His mouth will write checks that the country will have to cash.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 19, 2022 02:16 PM (rJ48h)

3 There is only one legitimate Chinese government. It's in Taipei.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 19, 2022 02:16 PM (7bRMQ)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

5 He went on to say he would fight Chairman Xi personally in the octagon at the ppv of his choice

Posted by: brak at September 19, 2022 02:16 PM (j5Tg0)

6 BUT!!!!!

No mean tweets.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

7 White House Rushes Out Statement That The "President" Does Not Speak for the U.S. Government

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Pretty sure we learned that lesson in the Trump administration.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

8 I have a theory that the Deep State installed Biden as President, because they needed a do nothing non entity in charge.

Its the same reason Biden's staff... from the Trans Admiral, to Head of Dept of Transportation... to Sec State... are totally not up to the job... makes it so the Deep State Mandarins continue to hold the reigns of Power.

Only effective appointees and Department heads? Are part of the Deep State Cabal.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 19, 2022 02:17 PM (oHd/0)

9 Send in the tranny brigade.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 02:17 PM (v0R5T)

10 This is fucking embarrassing:

And it will just get worse.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 19, 2022 02:17 PM (Xrfse)

11 60 Min:"You're not arguing 8.3% is good news?"

Biden: "You're acting like all of a sudden 'my God it went to 8.2%'"

60 Min: "It's the highest rate in 40 years."

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Your Democratic standard bearer, ladies and gentlement.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 02:17 PM (LvTSG)

12 How dare Biden declare the pandemic is over. DOES HE WANT PEOPLE TO DIE!?

-Biden's core constituency

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at September 19, 2022 02:18 PM (BCSAN)

13 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 19, 2022 02:18 PM (rbKZ6)

14 rhat brain dead piece of corruoted shit is gonna srart a war

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 19, 2022 02:18 PM (3CCua)

15 "a man who is unlikely to live to see the consequences of his words."

Only eleven shopping days left until October Nuclear War.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at September 19, 2022 02:18 PM (24fqN)

16 Ha! Ron Klain forgot that he was supposed to keep the idiot in the basement, and not let him talk unless it was to carefully read a prepared statement. You had one job, Ron!!! You blew it!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 02:18 PM (trdmm)

17 This man is a giant risk to national security.

The biggest problem here is that Trump would probably say the same thing, but mean it, while Biden says this knowing if China invaded Taiwan his response would be to ad some ball play during his usual hum job of Xi.

This is part of Biden's demented brain still convincing himself that he's a tough guy, while he's been defeated by such things as stairs, light breezes, and gravity. And acting like a tough guy while being world renowned as a weakling is the worst thing possible, since it leads you to just f'ing up repeatedly and causing more damage.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 19, 2022 02:18 PM (vp1F8)

18 Strategic confusion is a blessing of something. The thing.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 19, 2022 02:18 PM (7bRMQ)

19 12 How dare Biden declare the pandemic is over. DOES HE WANT PEOPLE TO DIE!?

-Biden's core constituency
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at September 19, 2022 02:18 PM (BCSAN)

The smart ones realized the student loan write off just went up in smoke...so, they'll say anything now to keep the money...

Posted by: Nova local at September 19, 2022 02:19 PM (exHjb)

20 I think we will defend Taiwan as long as it takes to move TSMD to California.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 19, 2022 02:19 PM (uia9V)

21 If the "pandemic" is over, and covid is just a "problem" we're dealing with, there is obviously no "emergency," and thus no emergency power Biden can claim to cancel student debt.

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This administration has been talking out both sides of its mouth about covid being an emergency or not for at least 9 months.

Politically, they need it to be over, but legally they need it to continue in order to justify the vast majority of its overreach (the rest Congress has authorized).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

22 Biden Announces He Would Commit US Troops to Defend Taiwan Against China;
White House Rushes Out Statement That The "President" Does Not Speak for the U.S. Government

Then who does? Who is higher than the President?

And no, Hunter doesn't count.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2022 02:19 PM (Fm/a6)

23 Actually, if the US Government doesn't take the President seriously, no one does. This man is worse than useless, he's just being provocative at this point.

Posted by: pawn at September 19, 2022 02:19 PM (kYVzH)

24 Isn't Biden miss speaking why we are in a war in Ukraine?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 19, 2022 02:19 PM (uia9V)

25
Oh, FFS.

We were almost out of the frying pan these fucking douchebags heated up in Ukraine, and now here we go into the fire.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2022 02:19 PM (oINRc)

26 good gawd at my typos!

that brain dead piece of corrupted shit is gonna start a war

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 19, 2022 02:20 PM (3CCua)

27 Just Joe being Joe ... what's the big deal?

(Joe must be feeling pressure on Hunter? So he is showing all the money he took from China for favors, does not make him soft on China ... he is Tuff Guy China Hawk.)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2022 02:20 PM (Cus5s)

28
Only effective appointees and Department heads? Are part of the Deep State Cabal.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 19, 2022 02:17 PM (oHd/0)

Yep. The rest of the malicious retards are actors.
H/T to commenter on the last thread.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2022 02:20 PM (W/9Bb)

29 I see Joey as more a squared-circle guy, not octagon.

Hey, Joey, show'em your nuts!11!!

Posted by: micky at September 19, 2022 02:20 PM (3byMq)

30 And now the $64k question for KJP at the next press meeting is, "If Biden does not speak for the US, then who does?" The deer-in-the-headlights look should be amusing.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 19, 2022 02:20 PM (PGaby)

31 22 The "President" Does Not Speak for the U.S. Government

Then who does? Who is higher than the President?

And no, Hunter doesn't count.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2022 02:19 PM (Fm/a6)

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The government is independent of the people, peon. It rules by divine right. Representative governance is a sham, and you peasants needs to stop getting all uppity about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

32 it might be fucking embarrassing, it's also fucking beautiful. This mental defective is out there in public proving that everything we have been saying about him is true. and his own supporters are the ones getting pissed off by it!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 02:20 PM (trdmm)

33 We'll defend Taiwan four hours then go.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 19, 2022 02:20 PM (d80TP)

34 Well, point of fact: the president does speak for the American people. That's his job. Further, he can just say "this is more declassified " and voila its done. He can also make policy by signing an executive order.

It's time to remind the white house that the president does in fact speak for all of us and therfore your need to hold him accountable

Posted by: Joe Fingerblaster at September 19, 2022 02:21 PM (W+TLY)

35 7 White House Rushes Out Statement That The "President" Does Not Speak for the U.S. Government

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Pretty sure we learned that lesson in the Trump administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 02:16 PM

Sounds like the Babylon Bee wrote that headline. All is farce with this administration!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 19, 2022 02:21 PM (rbKZ6)

36 I get it. Joe Biden is mentally unfit. That is not his fault.

The fault lies with his brain-dead enablers who fail to grasp the damage they are doing by propping him up.

The media just ambles along, Republicans drink their Mojitos on the veranda and Democrats obsess over Donald Trump.

Meanwhile, the greatest nation in the world is being run by an idiot.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2022 02:21 PM (lf83v)

37 Then who does? Who is higher than the President?

And no, Hunter doesn't count.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2022 02:19 PM (Fm/a6)

I coulda been Preznit...but I got high!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 19, 2022 02:21 PM (BgMrQ)

38 LOLOLOL

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 19, 2022 02:21 PM (p/nbH)

39 I think we will defend Taiwan as long as it takes to move TSMD to California.

Chip manufacturing needs power and water, two things Cali conspicuously lacks. TSMC will go elsewhere.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 19, 2022 02:21 PM (ZGrMX)

40 Joe is a figurehead. He is bad at that.

Posted by: huerfano at September 19, 2022 02:21 PM (dTFZY)

41 >>This is fucking embarrassing:

Not to mention fucking dangerous.

There's a reason we've had a policy of strategic ambiguity over Taiwan for decades. This mush brained dolt is going to bumble us into WWIII.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2022 02:21 PM (ZLI7S)

42 Watch the pictures of Biden and notice how his earlobes change between him and his body doubles.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2022 02:21 PM (Fm/a6)

43 32 it might be fucking embarrassing, it's also fucking beautiful. This mental defective is out there in public proving that everything we have been saying about him is true. and his own supporters are the ones getting pissed off by it!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 02:20 PM (trdmm)

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I really hope the anecdotes of Democrats having apocalyptic internals across the board are true. The central point to all of it is Biden, the man they cheated to install instead of Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 02:21 PM (LvTSG)

44 30 And now the $64k question for KJP at the next press meeting is, "If Biden does not speak for the US, then who does?" The deer-in-the-headlights look should be amusing.
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Bring on Raggedy Karine. Hopefully she wears farmer jeans and striped socks.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 19, 2022 02:21 PM (uia9V)

45 How many times will the "President" be contradicted by a White House which then announces, "The 'President' was not speaking on behalf of the U.S. government he supposedly leads"? And how many times will the media cover this up and pretend it's no big deal, it's just a standard part of the "President"-White House dynamic?
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It happens all the time. They are in a tough spot in the administration, because the president *can't* hide like the candidate could, but he is so incompetent and leaks out privileged information, confabulations and outright fantasy - and there is no way to tell which is which!

His "just the tip" comment about Russia was actual policy, it's just that he wasn't supposed to say it publicly. What about this statement? Is this actual (though secret) policy, or is it confabulation or is just an outright fabrication? I have no clue, and there's no good answer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2022 02:22 PM (t0OGg)

46 Also a bad idea to do this *now* when we're trying to get China to sign onto admittedly stupid stuff like a oil price cap on Russian oil/gas.

Good idea to get Russia and China to cooperate together more, right?

At least in the end, there will be only chaos. So I've heard, anyway.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 19, 2022 02:22 PM (Rl7KJ)

47 If we continue to screw up there is a greater chance of failure.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 02:22 PM (LrYuZ)

48 Let�s roll the tape.

pic.twitter.com/TQg1KwksSQ

Holy crap we're screwed. Two more years of this........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

49 Video of decline of Joe Biden. From then until now:

https://tinyurl.com/mphry92c

From Mark Simone WOR 710 conservative radio-NYC

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2022 02:22 PM (vH/6k)

50 40 Joe is a figurehead. He is bad at that.
Posted by: huerfano at September 19, 2022 02:21 PM (dTFZY)

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Figureheads cannot be smarter than the people who install them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

51 Biden Announces He Would Commit US Troops to Defend Taiwan Against China;
White House Rushes Out Statement That The "President" Does Not Speak for the U.S. Government

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For anyone who doesn't remember, this is exactly how he started the war between Ukraine and Russia.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 19, 2022 02:22 PM (ikWko)

52 Remember the chief of the Dufflepuds in Voyage of the Dawn Treader? That's our Brandon. And the chorus of Dufflepuds praising all he says, that's our media.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 19, 2022 02:22 PM (TgBWG)

53 Wait, we're quoting Charles C. W. Cooke now? Baron Ponsonby?

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 19, 2022 02:22 PM (g1EEm)

54 Looks like a really cheap suit he's wearing.

Posted by: m at September 19, 2022 02:23 PM (rnYgr)

55 "President" Does Not Speak for the U.S. Government"
________________

That pretty much sounds like an insurrection to me.

Yeah.

I'm thinking that definitely sounds like an insurrection.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2022 02:23 PM (lf83v)

56 33 We'll defend Taiwan four hours then go.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 19, 2022 02:20 PM (d80TP)

Nice!

Posted by: m at September 19, 2022 02:23 PM (rnYgr)

57 And now the $64k question for KJP at the next press meeting is, "If Biden does not speak for the US, then who does?" The deer-in-the-headlights look should be amusing.
Posted by: Halfhand at September 19, 2022 02:20 PM (PGaby)

Who's gonna ask that question?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

58
Ha, ha, it's just Joe being Joe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2022 02:23 PM (1Nxff)

59 Has or will Peter Doocy ask about this? And will the muppet have an answer that isn't.

Nothing new on that --or--
We've already discussed this

Posted by: micky at September 19, 2022 02:23 PM (3byMq)

60
8.3 TO 8.2. Why thats only one tenth of 1 percent inflation.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2022 02:23 PM (8XRCm)

61 No mean tweets.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

Even better...we don't have some nice old lady who keeps her mouth shut while we pretend she's important. Our system is so much better.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 19, 2022 02:23 PM (1Z8zZ)

62 How come Senile Hitler hasn't had a Tempe tantrum about being contradicted?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 02:24 PM (eGTCV)

63 55 That pretty much sounds like an insurrection to me.

Yeah.

I'm thinking that definitely sounds like an insurrection.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2022 02:23 PM (lf83v)

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"The president doesn't matter, and we will destroy the fucking planet if the wrong guy gets installed."
-The Deep State

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

64 Please ignore the dementia ridden cadaver behind the curtain.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2022 02:24 PM (tYQWk)

65 Incredible. Incredible.

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The humiliation is part of the kink.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 19, 2022 02:24 PM (7YNMy)

66 I think we will defend Taiwan as long as it takes to move TSMD to California.

Chip manufacturing needs power and water, two things Cali conspicuously lacks. TSMC will go elsewhere.
Posted by: Ian S.

i'd be happy to help broker several hundred acres here in North 'bama for that.

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 19, 2022 02:24 PM (3CCua)

67 Wondered why they would let Pelley ask that question.

He's getting thumped by the bus tires and doesn't realize it.

Posted by: Golfman at September 19, 2022 02:24 PM (rhXTS)

68 [shakes head and turns away]

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2022 02:24 PM (J2vNu)

69 Temper tantrum not Tempe tantrum.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 02:24 PM (eGTCV)

70 Granted I wouldn't put it past the communist running or government to be doing this on purpose. Get Biden to make this dumb statement to embolden Taiwan. Make Taiwan a little more vocal, causing China to invade, and then the US does absolutely nothing to help them.

So many in our government, such as Biden himself, are engaged by China, so why wouldn't they be supportive of their committee best friends taking over since new land, that means more people to enslave to help enrich themselves and their lapdogs here in the US.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 19, 2022 02:25 PM (vp1F8)

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Posted by: Sarah at September 19, 2022 02:25 PM (yLvq8)

72 How many times will the "President" be contradicted by a White House which then announces, "The 'President' was not speaking on behalf of the U.S. government he supposedly leads"? And how many times will the media cover this up and pretend it's no big deal, it's just a standard part of the "President"-White House dynamic?

Its happened several times, with Biden or his stand in saying something ridiculous and wrong, then the white house spokespeople saying something different afterward to "clarify" his clear and obvious statement.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 02:25 PM (Ivdso)

73 Then who does? Who is higher than the President?
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The Kalorama asshole.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2022 02:25 PM (lf83v)

74
The government is independent of the people, peon. It rules by divine right. Representative governance is a sham, and you peasants needs to stop getting all uppity about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

Spot. On.

I might've written this comment myself, but you beat me to it

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2022 02:25 PM (oINRc)

75 I want to see a picture of Biden in a tank wearing a leather helmet.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 02:25 PM (akfkg)

76 Time to bring out Max Headroom as his digital double to go on TV.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 02:25 PM (LrYuZ)

77 The best time for China to invade Taiwan is April or October.

*checks calendar*

*flinches*

Posted by: pookysgirl, by no means a naval expert at September 19, 2022 02:25 PM (XKZwp)

78 A better question would be who does Shitforbrains speak for if not the US?

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2022 02:25 PM (y+MrG)

79 Who's gonna ask that question?

Doocy might have the sack, but you're right - it's unlikely to be voiced.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 19, 2022 02:25 PM (PGaby)

80 71 Posted by: Sarah at September 19, 2022 02:25 PM (yLvq

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Oh, $45 an hour now?

It was $87 like a week ago. What happened?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 02:25 PM (LvTSG)

81 So the media keeps the focus on Biden while the DS is pushing the buttons elsewhere. Biden is nothing but a distraction and giving him your bandwidth is just a waste of time.

President Smokescreen.

Posted by: pawn at September 19, 2022 02:26 PM (kYVzH)

82 If only the libtards felt any shame over this idiocy!

Posted by: Iris at September 19, 2022 02:26 PM (foa6+)

83
He went on to say he would fight Chairman Xi personally in the octagon at the ppv of his choice
Posted by: brak

Has Xi never heard the tale of Corn Pop?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2022 02:26 PM (63Dwl)

84 I refuse to dignify mushbrain FJB with the title of "President of the United States." He is in no way fit to bear it.

He's FJB to me...He can go fuck himself with the barbed cock of Satan and the sooner the better as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 19, 2022 02:26 PM (YIVH2)

85 If the "pandemic" is over, and covid is just a "problem" we're dealing with, there is obviously no "emergency," and thus no emergency power Biden can claim to cancel student debt.
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It's some different emergency now. It's not the COVID emergency anymore, but it can be something else. Climate emergency. Emergency of Democracy. Energy emergency. Whatever. Fill in the blank.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2022 02:26 PM (t0OGg)

86 I want to see a picture of Obama manning the tiller of a sailboat off Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 02:26 PM (akfkg)

87 >>White House Rushes Out Statement That The "President" Does Not Speak for the U.S. Government

Compelling and rich.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 19, 2022 02:26 PM (onHuH)

88 74 Spot. On.

I might've written this comment myself, but you beat me to it
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2022 02:25 PM (oINRc)

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I have captured your voice...now the temptation to sock intensifies...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 02:26 PM (LvTSG)

89 So we're not currently at war with Eastasia? I'm confused. The Admin needs to do faster updated of the histories to keep up with the present.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2022 02:26 PM (ynpvh)

90 Pelley F'ed up. He was supposed asks questions about ice cream, sun glasses, long haul trucking, corn pop and the most reliable adult diaper product.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 19, 2022 02:26 PM (3p4cr)

91 75 I want to see a picture of Biden in a tank wearing a leather helmet.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 02:25 PM (akfkg)

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I know it's the Horde, but do we need to bring Stacy Abrams into every thread?

Posted by: 496 at September 19, 2022 02:27 PM (VJsqe)

92 The Democrats already figured out that an invasion of Taiwan before the midterms would be absolutely 100% brutal "optics". I don't believe in most political accidents. This way they get to eat their cake and have it.

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2022 02:27 PM (y+MrG)

93 Wait, did Sarah just take a yuge pay cut?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 19, 2022 02:27 PM (906pl)

94 That darn stutter!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 19, 2022 02:27 PM (ikWko)

95 Cruel Chuy has taken off his morning crocs and is lacing up his curb-stomping jackboots.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 19, 2022 02:27 PM (w2Z7l)

96 it might be fucking embarrassing, it's also fucking beautiful. This mental defective is out there in public proving that everything we have been saying about him is true. and his own supporters are the ones getting pissed off by it!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 02:20 PM (trdmm)

I'd agree if this was the case, but Biden keeps giving up left and right, and his idiot supporters are running around saying the world is better than its ever been before.

Remember most liberals that are responding negatively to Biden addres doing so because he's not acting communist enough for their liking, not because he's deteriorating rapidly in real time.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 19, 2022 02:27 PM (vp1F8)

97 I want to see a picture of Obama manning the tiller of a sailboat off Martha's Vineyard.

Then having it ripped out of his hands by the brutal current caused by a duck swimming by

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 02:27 PM (Ivdso)

98 Why is Sarah boasting about a >50% pay cut? Inflation is still a thing, so that hits way harder than a pay cut would have a few years ago!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2022 02:27 PM (t0OGg)

99 So . . . would the US commit troops to defend Taiwan from China? I doubt it. I think at one time we would have, but as half of our economy and almost all of our decision-makers are bought and paid for by China, I don't think it would ever happen now. Oh what fiery tweets we would launch, though!

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 19, 2022 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

100 I believe this is the THIRD time that the WH has had to walk back Just Joe's mouth on this issue alone.

Posted by: blaster at September 19, 2022 02:27 PM (pwExq)

101 90 Pelley F'ed up. He was supposed asks questions about ice cream, sun glasses, long haul trucking, corn pop and the most reliable adult diaper product.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 19, 2022 02:26 PM (3p4cr)

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I doubt any of these questions were really all that hard for a halfway competent politician who's been doing it for decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

102 91 75 I want to see a picture of Biden in a tank wearing a leather helmet.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 02:25 PM (akfkg)

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I know it's the Horde, but do we need to bring Stacy Abrams into every thread?

Posted by: 496 at September 19, 2022 02:27 PM (VJsqe)

Wouldn't he need a whip for that?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2022 02:27 PM (ynpvh)

103 Posted by: Sarah at September 19, 2022 02:25 PM (yLvq

You knife that bitch that was stepping on your gig in this morning's thread?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

104 The best time for China to invade Taiwan is April or October.
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But October is when we get our free 2023 calendars from the Chinese restaurants!

I like the picture of the Pandas. Tee-hee.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 02:27 PM (lf83v)

105 it's all okay; if we did try to defend Taiwan, "general" milley would sell us out to the chicoms as he has done before and will do again.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 19, 2022 02:28 PM (8oyo2)

106 And how many times will the media cover this up and pretend it's no big deal, it's just a standard part of the "President"-White House dynamic?

As many times as they called DJT stupid and a Putin puppet.

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2022 02:28 PM (dCxaZ)

107 As stupid as Biden is, there is only one elected person in the Executive Branch.

Biden's words ARE U.S. Policy.

He can't be in contradiction with official policy, QED.

They tried to impeach Trump on this, which is nonsensical on its face.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 19, 2022 02:28 PM (UDINW)

108 Here's a question: Who has standing to sue over the student loan forgiveness?

I'd guess only the House ... controlled by the Dems until 2025.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 19, 2022 02:28 PM (Zf0+a)

109 98 Why is Sarah boasting about a >50% pay cut? Inflation is still a thing, so that hits way harder than a pay cut would have a few years ago!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2022 02:27 PM (t0OGg)

I read that as "50% pay cu*nt"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2022 02:28 PM (ynpvh)

110 93 Wait, did Sarah just take a yuge pay cut?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 19, 2022 02:27 PM (906pl)

We're in a recession - duh!

Posted by: Nova local at September 19, 2022 02:28 PM (exHjb)

111 Hello? Yes its me Chairman Xi.

No, Pedo Pete won't do anything about your efforts at...liberating Taiwan. Trust me.

Posted by: Gen Milley at September 19, 2022 02:28 PM (ESjRY)

112 Oh, $45 an hour now?

It was $87 like a week ago. What happened?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 02:25 PM (LvTSG)

Zer mouth got tired.

Posted by: Golfman at September 19, 2022 02:28 PM (rhXTS)

113 Biden's statement is part of a diabolical plan causing the Red Chinese to think that a major portion of our government is ready to wipe them off the map.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 02:28 PM (akfkg)

114 107 He can't be in contradiction with official policy, QED.

They tried to impeach Trump on this, which is nonsensical on its face.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 19, 2022 02:28 PM (UDINW)

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Living constitution, bro.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 02:28 PM (LvTSG)

115 I heard China sent a rep to the funeral (the Queen’s, not McCain’s or Floyd’s). Anyone know who it was?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2022 02:29 PM (xgDP0)

116 The president doesn't matter anymore. The deep state is in control. The puppet on your tv can be ignored as he's just their as a placeholder.

Posted by: brak at September 19, 2022 02:29 PM (j5Tg0)

117 82 If only the libtards felt any shame over this idiocy!
Posted by: Iris at September 19, 2022 02:26 PM (foa6+)

They have no concept of morality, so they are incapable of feeling shame. However, they are going to feel an incredible rage when they start to lose power because of this fool, because political power is the only thing they worship. For the moment most of them are still deep in denial, but when it starts to happen this is going to be fantastic to watch!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 02:29 PM (trdmm)

118 somebody said it was by bus:

Ron DeSantis ships 2 planes of migrants to Martha’s Vineyard: report
By Allie Griffin
September 15, 2022 (NYPost)
https://tinyurl.com/y8wwve2j

Posted by: DB at September 19, 2022 02:29 PM (geLO8)

119 115 I heard China sent a rep to the funeral (the Queen’s, not McCain’s or Floyd’s). Anyone know who it was?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2022 02:29 PM (xgDP0)

We sent Sum Dum Gai.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2022 02:29 PM (ynpvh)

120
They tried to impeach Trump on this, which is nonsensical on its face.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 19, 2022 02:28 PM (UDINW)

And they succeeded, too, since our side has no meddling kids.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

121 It was $87 like a week ago. What happened?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 02:25 PM (LvTSG)
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And $92 before that.
The first cut was only about 5%.
The second cut was about 48%.

That's a hell of an acceleration...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2022 02:29 PM (t0OGg)

122 Oh, $45 an hour now?

It was $87 like a week ago. What happened?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

the bastards downtown price matched me, then flooded the market with cheap blowjobs. now i'm turning tricks for penniesmon tje dollar. fucking union butches.

- sarah in between gags and knob gobbling

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 19, 2022 02:29 PM (3CCua)

123 116 The president doesn't matter anymore. The deep state is in control. The puppet on your tv can be ignored as he's just their as a placeholder.
Posted by: brak at September 19, 2022 02:29 PM (j5Tg0)

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And the deep state will destroy the entire fucking planet if someone gets too close to the presidency that they don't like.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

124 The humiliation is part of the kink.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 19, 2022 02:24 PM (7YNMy)

I want him humiliated, and I want him to know he's being humiliated. I want him to know in 2024 that he's being rejected, that no one believes anything he says. I want all his supporters to abandon him. I want him to know that the country tells him to get out. I want him to remember it every day for the rest of his life.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 19, 2022 02:29 PM (7bRMQ)

125 A better question would be who does Shitforbrains speak for if not the US?

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2022 02:25 PM (y+MrG)

Windowlickers.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2022 02:30 PM (VwHCD)

126 115 I heard China sent a rep to the funeral (the Queen’s, not McCain’s or Floyd’s). Anyone know who it was?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2022 02:29 PM (xgDP0)

Wee Soo Solly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2022 02:30 PM (trdmm)

127 If the "pandemic" is over, and covid is just a "problem" we're dealing with, there is obviously no "emergency," and thus no emergency power Biden can claim to cancel student debt.

It's not just student debt, it's all the entitlements.
I'm on Medical Assistance and they can't kick me off while the coof emergency is on.

I'll be the first one to know when the Official Emergency ends, trust me.

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2022 02:30 PM (dCxaZ)

128 Here's a question: Who has standing to sue over the student loan forgiveness?

In a sane world, any taxpayer. In lawyer world probably nobody.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 02:30 PM (Ivdso)

129 And now the $64k question for KJP at the next press meeting is, "If Biden does not speak for the US, then who does?" The deer-in-the-headlights look should be amusing.
Posted by: Halfhand
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No way they let her field that question. That dude they're constantly accusing of usurping her position will be at the podium for that one.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2022 02:30 PM (SIZS3)

130 The spammers test different amounts to see what gets the most clicks

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2022 02:30 PM (y+MrG)

131 it's all okay; if we did try to defend Taiwan, "general" milley would sell us out to the chicoms as he has done before and will do again.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 19, 2022 02:28 PM (8oyo2)

No worries. We will have them wearing drag and spouting diversity platitudes before lunch.

Posted by: flounder at September 19, 2022 02:30 PM (yHsuS)

132 Looks like a really cheap suit he's wearing.

Posted by: m at September 19, 2022 02:23 PM (rnYgr)

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It's a good match for his hair plugs.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 19, 2022 02:31 PM (bvAwo)

133 A better question would be who does Shitforbrains speak for if not the US?

The AWFLs of Greenville.

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2022 02:31 PM (dCxaZ)

134 Elizabeth didn't keep her mouth shut. She went all over the world speaking and regularly addressed people over the TV and BBC. She was just not a politician. Here's a motivational speech from the former Queen:

https://tinyurl.com/5n96b6sz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2022 02:31 PM (vH/6k)

135 By "U.S. Government", we mean Nancy Pelosi's millions of dollars stuck in Taiwan.

Joe Biden does not speak for Nancy's millions.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2022 02:31 PM (lf83v)

136 And to continue the embarrassment of this guy:

After watching the Queen's funeral (damn the Brits do pageantry don't they?) can you imagine what the Dems and media will do for Joey Shit4Brains if he were depart this mortal coil while still in office?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2022 02:31 PM (anj39)

137

"The "No-No Song" was supposed to be a novelty tune, not Biden's spokesperson's script."

- - Richard Starkey

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2022 02:31 PM (x0n13)

138 Temper tantrum not Tempe tantrum.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022

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Totally understandable. I mean, If I were stuck in the Phoenix area in summer, I'd be having a tantrum too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2022 02:31 PM (J2vNu)

139 I heard China sent a rep to the funeral (the Queen’s, not McCain’s or Floyd’s). Anyone know who it was?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

dianne feinstein? nazi pelosi? joey bivalve? any of them would suffice as a chineese puppet. all of them are chewing the fingernails of the china mandarin hand stuck up their ass alreqdy.

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 19, 2022 02:32 PM (3CCua)

140 92 The Democrats already figured out that an invasion of Taiwan before the midterms would be absolutely 100% brutal "optics". I don't believe in most political accidents. This way they get to eat their cake and have it.
Posted by: ... at September 19, 2022 02:27 PM (y+MrG)

The CCP is going to meet in mid-October to essentially make Xi Emperor for Life (or whenever an anti-Xi faction in the CCP takes him out), so I doubt any take-back invasion of Taiwan will happen before then or even later this year. 2023-2024 looks promising though.

Either that, or just blockade Taiwan to starve them out. Think Biden will arrange a Taipei airlift to save them and risk a war?

Posted by: Thrawn at September 19, 2022 02:32 PM (Rl7KJ)

141 >White House Rushes Out Statement That The "President" Does Not Speak for the U.S. Government

did anybody actually say these words

Posted by: DB at September 19, 2022 02:32 PM (geLO8)

142 Here's a question: Who has standing to sue over the student loan forgiveness?
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See also: 2020 election

Too early, no standing
Too early, no standing
Too early, no standing
Too early, no standing
NOW too late no standing
Too late, no standing
Too late, no standing
Too late, no standing
Too late, no standing

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 19, 2022 02:32 PM (ikWko)

143 Sarah selling knock-off Peter Popov magic water?

Posted by: micky at September 19, 2022 02:32 PM (3byMq)

144 Oh, $45 an hour now?

It was $87 like a week ago. What happened?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 02:25 PM (LvTSG)

Monkeypox edition.

Posted by: flounder at September 19, 2022 02:32 PM (yHsuS)

145 By "U.S. Government", we mean Nancy Pelosi's millions of dollars stuck in Taiwan.

Joe Biden does not speak for Nancy's millions.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
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This^

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2022 02:32 PM (8HfoY)

146
I'm so far checked out that I basically do not care any longer about what these people do in that G-d cursed swamp.

Except for the wars.

No more wars.

Can't you fuckin' zoo animals find some other way to steal? Does it have to always be this, as well? Is no amount of crime or money enough? Is just that there *has* to be blood for you sadists to get your jollies?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2022 02:32 PM (oINRc)

147 Just you wait Jack if Xi makes a move the Corn Pop chain is getting dusted off faster than you can say Shaft.

Posted by: Adolf Fingers Brandon Von Shartpants at September 19, 2022 02:32 PM (2kWEf)

148 130 The spammers test different amounts to see what gets the most clicks

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2022 02:30 PM (y+MrG)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp9m7mo6W0U

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2022 02:32 PM (ynpvh)

149 Oh, $45 an hour now?

It was $87 like a week ago. What happened?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 02:25 PM (LvTSG)

Julie's cutting into her gig.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 19, 2022 02:32 PM (7bRMQ)

150 I saw an article in American Thinker claiming 50 percent of indepents, 86 percent of Republicans and even 32 percent of Democrats feel Biden should be impeached.
How can his approach stay at around 40 percent?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 02:32 PM (eGTCV)

151 The White House hires Emily Littela as official "Never Mind Joe" Czar.

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 02:33 PM (krQz2)

152 Isn't the too late part referred to as 'laches'?

Posted by: micky at September 19, 2022 02:33 PM (3byMq)

153 From "strategic ambiguity" to a "rock-solid security commitment to Taiwan" in 0.3 seconds, thanks to the barely-functioning brain of a man who is unlikely to live to see the consequences of his words.

I love it when ace is optimistic.

Posted by: Methos at September 19, 2022 02:33 PM (kOpft)

154 143 Sarah selling knock-off Peter Popov magic water?
Posted by: micky at September 19, 2022 02:32 PM (3byMq)

Sea Monkeys!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2022 02:33 PM (x0n13)

155 heard China sent a rep to the funeral (the Queen’s, not McCain’s or Floyd’s). Anyone know who it was?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2022 02:29 PM (xgDP0)

Biden.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2022 02:33 PM (W/9Bb)

156 That's Delaware's Finest, right there.

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2022 02:33 PM (dCxaZ)

157
"The President does not speak for the US government." That's actually true of this senile figurehead, as a practical matter.

I notice that in the final video, Biden's eyes are blue. But at other times, they look like black marbles.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 19, 2022 02:33 PM (QaC0D)

158 Joe Biden:

Today I ordered some kind of Nuclear attack on the UK for killing the Queen of Something. Putin will pay a dear price for not putting up more solar panels in the Ukraine. No questions please because it is time to feed Pup-Pup..

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 02:33 PM (LrYuZ)

159 I'm telling you, he's only a few months away from being found on the white house lawn, with his arms stretched out, spinning in circles, mouth wide open, staring at the sky, and pretending to be an air raid siren.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2022 02:33 PM (VwHCD)

160 Can't you fuckin' zoo animals find some other way to steal? Does it have to always be this, as well? Is no amount of crime or money enough? Is just that there *has* to be blood for you sadists to get your jollies?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2022 02:32 PM (oINRc)

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It's easier to get the rubes waving their flags in support of the graft when there's a war attached to it.

Posted by: 496 at September 19, 2022 02:33 PM (VJsqe)

161
"The "No-No Song" was supposed to be a novelty tune, not Biden's spokesperson's script."

- - Richard Starkey

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2022 02:31 PM (x0n13)

They pump the "No-No Square" song on the White House PA when Biden's there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

162 Can't you fuckin' zoo animals find some other way to steal? Does it have to always be this, as well? Is no amount of crime or money enough? Is just that there *has* to be blood for you sadists to get your jollies?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Sorry, but wars are where you get the most bang for your buck.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2022 02:34 PM (8HfoY)

163 heard China sent a rep to the funeral (the Queen’s, not McCain’s or Floyd’s). Anyone know who it was?

The caterer.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 19, 2022 02:34 PM (3403r)

164 heard China sent a rep to the funeral (the Queen’s, not McCain’s or Floyd’s). Anyone know who it was?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2022 02:29 PM (xgDP0)

Biden.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2022 02:33 PM (W/9Bb)

*rinshot*

Posted by: flounder at September 19, 2022 02:34 PM (yHsuS)

165 I'm telling you, he's only a few months away from being found on the white house lawn, with his arms stretched out, spinning in circles, mouth wide open, staring at the sky, and pretending to be an air raid siren.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2022 02:33 PM (VwHCD)

Fuck.

I just pictured this. I'll be right back.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

166 Why did the reporter even ask that question? Seems gotcha BS to try and create this exact scenario.

Elder abuse!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2022 02:34 PM (mZ3xv)

167 So "President" is now a ceremonial title? Kind of like "King" Charles.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at September 19, 2022 02:34 PM (Vu7A1)

168 Remember, there is no more news program more sympathetic to Democrats than 60 Minutes.

Can you imagine what they left on the cutting room floor?

And he also said he hasn't decided on running in 2024. Which is delicious as it shives the Dems-- they have to pretend to support him as their party leader.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 19, 2022 02:34 PM (Zf0+a)

169 Sorry to go WAY

Posted by: DaisyB at September 19, 2022 02:34 PM (AbL8c)

170 Why did CBS even do the interview in the first place? Did they not realize how rambling and weak it was likely to make their supposed leader?

Why did Biden's handlers agree to the interview, for that matter?

Posted by: Dr. T at September 19, 2022 02:34 PM (bhRsz)

171 My rate, how do you say, remains unchanged

Posted by: The Paolo at September 19, 2022 02:35 PM (flINI)

172 >>>I want to see a picture of Obama manning the tiller of a sailboat off Martha's Vineyard.

>Can we have an inspirational quote for the ages about the queen? If he could compare the queen to Michelle that would be timeless.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 19, 2022 02:35 PM (w2Z7l)

173 Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2022 02:31 PM (anj39)

Well, I can guess they will not be having a bagpiper piping a tune called "Rest, dear one" or something like that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2022 02:35 PM (vH/6k)

174 So the Deep State quit listening to Presidents starting with Trump and that is now the defacto position? Wow.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 19, 2022 02:35 PM (7AvIw)

175 RNC Research nailed it. Pretty brutal.

Tonight, Biden said those who think he is unfit for office should just “watch” him.

Let’s roll the tape.

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"Sundown, you better take care --
If I find you been creeping 'round my leg hair ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 19, 2022 02:35 PM (bvAwo)

176
I want to see a picture of Biden in a tank wearing a leather helmet.
Posted by: Braenyard

Well, he is an oddball.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2022 02:35 PM (63Dwl)

177 See? Biden gets to look Tough on China. Like the small guy saying hold me back to all his friends so he doesn't hurt the bigger dude.

Remember Biden's involvement there and the various accusations therein. What does Tough Talk like this do to those claims?

Stop assuming this shit is some kind of out of control slip of the tongue. It's much more likely to be scripted manipulation.

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2022 02:35 PM (0sKbW)

178 Joe Biden is as worthless as shit on a stick.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 19, 2022 02:35 PM (YScEb)

179 I want to see a picture of Obama manning the tiller

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You damn racist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 19, 2022 02:35 PM (ikWko)

180 We're at the point where the Clown Car Junta is just spinning donuts in America's front yard.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 19, 2022 02:35 PM (Xrfse)

181 I would not have sex with that man, even if he dropped the soap.

Posted by: Gen Mark Milley at September 19, 2022 02:36 PM (sWM8x)

182 *Sigh*

Take 2:

Sorry to go WAY off topic, but SW Mexico just hit with a 7.5 and then 7.6 earthquakes.

Posted by: DaisyB at September 19, 2022 02:36 PM (AbL8c)

183 can you imagine what the Dems and media will do for Joey Shit4Brains if he were depart this mortal coil while still in office?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2022 02:31 PM (anj39)

I'd be willing to line up for up to 12 hours for a chance to spit on his grave

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 19, 2022 02:36 PM (p/nbH)

184 Sorry, but wars are where you get the most bang for your buck.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2022 02:34 PM (8HfoY)
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*skeptical look on face*

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 19, 2022 02:36 PM (krQz2)

185 I saw an article in American Thinker claiming 50 percent of indepents, 86 percent of Republicans and even 32 percent of Democrats feel Biden should be impeached.
How can his approach stay at around 40 percent?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 02:32 PM (eGTCV)

It's not that hard if you sample Democrats at +20.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 19, 2022 02:36 PM (bhRsz)

186 If we impeach Biden and he is gone we are left with the Happy Hooker. We are so screwed and only Governor Abrams can save us now or Governor Hair Gel.....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 02:36 PM (LrYuZ)

187 The new department of What Joe Meant To Say.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2022 02:36 PM (mZ3xv)

188 Rome was big on government figures fighting wars on any dimmest pretext just to loot the area and get rich. But they were decent enough to care for their soldiers when the war was over: land, shares of the loot, etc.

Today's soldiers get nothing but crappy medical care.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 02:36 PM (Ivdso)

189 want to see a picture of Biden in a tank wearing a leather helmet.
Posted by: Braenyard

Leather helmet is a condom and tank is, well, Tank?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 02:36 PM (eGTCV)

190 179 I want to see a picture of Obama manning the tiller

**

You damn racist.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 19, 2022 02:35 PM (ikWko)

Yeah, Barry aint gonna MAN nothin...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 19, 2022 02:37 PM (oHd/0)

191 Sorry to go WAY off topic, but SW Mexico just hit with a 7.5 and then 7.6 earthquakes.
______________

There were no injuries or deaths because all of the inhabitants of that region are now in Texas and Florida.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2022 02:37 PM (lf83v)

192 Surprised China is going to let their money man get away with this without spilling the beans

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 19, 2022 02:37 PM (k8B25)

193 For the "no invasion" to have any teeth, you would have to believe there would be a follow up with action. It is not really ambiguous, is it?

Posted by: goodluckduck at September 19, 2022 02:37 PM (pCXlW)

194 Why does it matter what FJB says?

The Joint Chief of Staff will still call up his counterpart and ask, "Hey we see some missiles in the air, are you guys for serious attacking Taiwan?"

China response: "No"
JCOS: "Okay, no harm, no foul, the US Navy will just hit the shroom and relax for the rest of the day".

Posted by: Scott_T at September 19, 2022 02:37 PM (2waQ7)

195 Well, he is an oddball.

None of them negative waves

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 02:37 PM (Ivdso)

196 >>>I want to see a picture of Obama manning the tiller of a sailboat off Martha's Vineyard.

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Would you settle for a photoshop of Kerry on his windsurfer frantically surfing away from illegal aliens swimming towards him?

Posted by: 496 at September 19, 2022 02:38 PM (VJsqe)

197 what YD said @146

+

LOL

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 19, 2022 02:38 PM (8oyo2)

198 So "President" is now a ceremonial title? Kind of like "King" Charles.
Posted by: Diesel Jones
_________________

Except he governs more like Charles I. Didn't end well for him or the country.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2022 02:38 PM (SIZS3)

199 I hope everyone that voted for this clown suffer the most. I do not feel sorry if you lose your job, house, and everything. Like Clint Eastwood said in High Plains Drifter......... You Live with it !!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 02:38 PM (LrYuZ)

200 need to get that old 25th amendment thing trending

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 19, 2022 02:38 PM (OuH7W)

201 Stop assuming this shit is some kind of out of control slip of the tongue. It's much more likely to be scripted manipulation.
Posted by: ...
___

Embrace the power of &.

Scripted manipulation is very much in play, but brandon being brandon, can't help himself, especially as he continues down the dementia slide.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2022 02:38 PM (8HfoY)

202 I want to see a picture of Biden in a tank wearing a leather helmet.
Posted by: Braenyard

Well, he is an oddball.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2022 02:35 PM (63Dwl)

Always with the negative waves....

Posted by: Oddball..... at September 19, 2022 02:38 PM (oHd/0)

203
And I'm just venting of course - we are a Chinese client-state, and we aren't going to war with them, ever. Brandon is a doddering old fool.

I just can't get over our incompetent government's reflexive tough-guy posturing and its disastrous outcomes. I hate being at the mercy of these crooks, and the idea that another generation of boys will have to deal with their constant, reckless shit-talking.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2022 02:38 PM (oINRc)

204 "Hey we see some missiles in the air, are you guys for serious attacking Taiwan?"

China response: "No"
JCOS: "Okay, no harm, no foul, the US Navy will just hit the shroom and relax for the rest of the day".

"sorry, one of our ships collided with an oil derrick, we're gonna be busy for a while. At least nobody misgendered anyone"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 02:39 PM (Ivdso)

205 Would you settle for a photoshop of Kerry on his windsurfer frantically surfing away from illegal aliens swimming towards him?

Posted by: 496 at September 19, 2022 02:38 PM (VJsqe)

Gotta have the Jaws music too.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2022 02:39 PM (VwHCD)

206 Taiwan just had three big earthquakes as well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2022 02:39 PM (xgDP0)

207 I want to see a picture of Obama manning the tiller of a sailboat off Martha's Vineyard.

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Would you settle for a photoshop of Kerry on his windsurfer frantically surfing away from illegal aliens swimming towards him?
_____

What about a crayon drawing of Hillary with her hand in the till?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2022 02:39 PM (lf83v)

208 Sorry, but wars are where you get the most bang for your buck.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2022 02:34 PM (8HfoY)

I think that is buck for your bang.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 19, 2022 02:39 PM (yHsuS)

209 I want to see a picture of Obama manning the tiller
**
You damn racist.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
-----
Yeah, Barry aint gonna MAN nothin...
Posted by: Romeo13

hhe'll bend over and spread those bony ass cheeks in a heartbeat though.

- Moose, aka sasquatch, aka michelle

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 19, 2022 02:39 PM (3CCua)

210 76 Time to bring out Max Headroom as his digital double to go on TV.
======
Max Headroom is more coherent & focused than FJB.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 19, 2022 02:39 PM (W+kMI)

211 If we impeach Biden and he is gone we are left with the Happy Hooker.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 02:36 PM (LrYuZ)
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And her backup is Nanzi "Bird the Bill" Pelosi.

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 02:40 PM (krQz2)

212 OT: Magnus Carlsen resigns on move 2 against Hans Nielsen. (Same guy he withdrew from the previous tournament over).

https://is.gd/G4NqvD

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 19, 2022 02:41 PM (g1EEm)

213 Yeah, Barry aint gonna MAN nothin...
Posted by: Romeo13

That's my job.

Posted by: Big Mike at September 19, 2022 02:41 PM (bhRsz)

214 Biden will use the same Warplan that was used in Afghanistan if we go to war with Zhōnghuá Rénmín Gònghéguó

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 02:41 PM (LrYuZ)

215 Surprised China is going to let their money man get away with this without spilling the beans
Posted by: Skip's phone
___

China has its own issues, but it won't let this slip.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2022 02:41 PM (8HfoY)

216 I want to see a picture of Obama manning the tiller
**
You damn racist.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
-----
Yeah, Barry aint gonna MAN nothin...
Posted by: Romeo13

Bronco is master of the Dutch rudder. Mooch' rudder.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 19, 2022 02:41 PM (yHsuS)

217 Magnus Carlsen resigns on move 2 against Hans Nielsen.

Chess match fixing?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 02:41 PM (Ivdso)

218 "I'd be willing to line up for up to 12 hours for a chance to spit on his grave
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 19, 2022 02:36 PM (p/nbH) "

stop by my beer truck just outside the cemetery gates and mention AoSHQ for a free pitcher!
(full!)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 19, 2022 02:42 PM (8oyo2)

219 Biden takes the popular position. His governments says nah bro.

China knows there's a certain out of theater.

Everybody wins. This isn't rocket science.

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2022 02:42 PM (mGmnr)

220 So "President" is now a ceremonial title? Kind of like "King" Charles.
Posted by: Diesel Jones
_________________

Except he governs more like Charles I. Didn't end well for him or the country.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2022

***
Chop-chop, thump in the basket

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2022 02:42 PM (J2vNu)

221 OT: Magnus Carlsen resigns on move 2 against Hans Nielsen. (Same guy he withdrew from the previous tournament over).

https://is.gd/G4NqvD
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 19, 2022 02:41 PM (g1EEm)

***

Feckin' Scandis

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 19, 2022 02:42 PM (flINI)

222 If we impeach Biden and he is gone we are left with the Happy Hooker.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall
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And her backup is Nanzi "Bird the Bill" Pelosi.
Posted by: Axeman

we joke, but that would cement the minds of most independents about no longer voting for the dick democrats

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 19, 2022 02:43 PM (3CCua)

223 Magnus Carlson?

We’re calling him Tucker the Great now? I mean, I like the guy and all, but…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2022 02:43 PM (xgDP0)

224 It's not just Biden's daily successful attempt at being a dottering old fool.

It the hundreds of traitorous lying bastards in the electronic media that support him and cover for his stupendous failures.

They should be hunted down like the corrupt failures they are and be made to pay for their conspiratorial activities.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 19, 2022 02:43 PM (sy5kK)

225 Wait, I thought it was Trump that was going to start WW III due to saying something provocative? Was I told wrong?

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at September 19, 2022 02:43 PM (ep37o)

226 I notice that in the final video, Biden's eyes are blue. But at other times, they look like black marbles.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 19, 2022 02:33 PM (QaC0D)

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Massive doses of amphetamines. He'll make a tremendous air raid siren, especially when he eventually goes into V-Fib ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 19, 2022 02:43 PM (bvAwo)

227 I agree with some here that there is a lot of puppeteering goin' on here. Where I part ways is that this is no 3-D chess game we are witnessing. It's a catastrophic collapse.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 19, 2022 02:43 PM (Xrfse)

228 His mouth will write checks that the country will have to cash.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 19, 2022 02:16 PM (rJ48h)

His ass writes checks that his handlers have to clean out of his Depends. "He's sooo inspiring" they swoon, as they rinse off his latest turdfest.

Gee, wasn't a previous President impeached for a phone call? "He MUST NOT have the nuclear codes, or we're all gonna die!" Uh huh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2022 02:44 PM (JOtiF)

229 42 Watch the pictures of Biden and notice how his earlobes change between him and his body doubles.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2022 02:21 PM (Fm/a6)
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Also watchhis jaw line. I've been aware of this for awhile. Jill acts different with the doubles, too.

Posted by: Chillin the most at September 19, 2022 02:44 PM (0uQp2)

230 I am not concerned about who takes the chair over from Biden, its crap all the way down. What I am concerned about is that Biden is violating the constitution and other laws perpetually, and needs to be removed from office for that as a warning to others.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 02:44 PM (Ivdso)

231 TPTB in China own Brandon, and will let him know through various ways to express to him how pissed they are.

Dropping a dime on the whole sorrid family would be a perk, though the odds of anything happening even then is nil.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2022 02:44 PM (8HfoY)

232 Is this thing on?

Posted by: Puddin' Joe's Brain at September 19, 2022 02:45 PM (Mle+D)

233 Biden takes the popular position. His governments says nah bro.

China knows there's a certain out of theater.

Everybody wins. This isn't rocket science.

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2022 02:42 PM (mGmnr)

China and U.S. globohomos put on war theater.

*Spolier Alert* China gets Taiwan. U.S. globohomos get war graft.

Everyone wins, except Taiwan, the grieving families, and the and the killed and maimed.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 19, 2022 02:45 PM (yHsuS)

234 reminds me of Col Bearclaw at Adam Shifty's 2019 impeachment hearings, saying that the president was not following official US foreign policy.

anyway, hasn't this happened before? Like more than once or twice? Pres Jellybrain says something and later we're told that he misspoke or something. My God, they all suck.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 19, 2022 02:45 PM (Ynyl9)

235 Also watchhis jaw line. I've been aware of this for awhile. Jill acts different with the doubles, too.
Posted by: Chillin the most at September 19, 2022 02:44 PM (0uQp2)

If they were gonna get a double you think they at least would have found one with a brain...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2022 02:45 PM (bs+z0)

236 Now you know why we don't win wars anymore.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 19, 2022 02:46 PM (yHsuS)

237 No, no... the pandemic is definitely over, but it's still an emergency. Can't give up the emergency powers, you know.

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at September 19, 2022 02:46 PM (ep37o)

238 Wait, I thought it was Trump that was going to start WW III due to saying something provocative? Was I told wrong?

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at September 19, 2022 02:43 PM (ep37o)
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Were you ever told right?

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 02:46 PM (krQz2)

239
Magnus Carlsen resigns on move 2 against Hans Nielsen.

Chess match fixing?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

What do they call it in chess when you take a dive?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2022 02:46 PM (63Dwl)

240 217 Magnus Carlsen resigns on move 2 against Hans Nielsen.

Chess match fixing?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 02:41 PM (Ivdso)

So, you have missed the anal beads and morse code cheating discussion...and no, I'm not actually incorrectly or inappropriately using those words together...

Posted by: Nova local at September 19, 2022 02:46 PM (exHjb)

241 It's a catastrophic collapse.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 19, 2022 02:43 PM (Xrfse)

It is a planned collapse.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 19, 2022 02:46 PM (yHsuS)

242 Where I part ways is that this is no 3-D chess game we are witnessing. It's a catastrophic collapse.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 19, 2022 02:43 PM (Xrfse)

Scripting talking points into an appearance on 60 Minutes is hardly 3D chess

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2022 02:46 PM (mGmnr)

243 *Spolier Alert* China gets Taiwan. U.S. globohomos get war graft.

Everyone wins, except Taiwan, the grieving families, and the killed and maimed.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 19, 2022 02:45 PM (yHsuS)
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Pretty much.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2022 02:47 PM (8HfoY)

244 If the Republicans take back the House will we have a "President McCarthy"???

Kind of brings back a vague memory of the 1950's. Hey what do I know.......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 02:47 PM (LrYuZ)

245 If they were gonna get a double you think they at least would have found one with a brain...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2022 02:45 PM (bs+z0)

Then it would not really be a double.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 19, 2022 02:47 PM (+VYe5)

246 "A US guarantee that we would defend Taiwan would encourage Taiwan to violate the "no declaration of independence" part of the three Noes,..."

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Seems like the calculation needs to change though. The CCP has altered the equation already with their act of biological warfare and other acts of asymmetric warfare. We need to adjust our policy. Biden's statement is foolishness. Our adjustment should be to become economically independent from Taiwan - and China for that matter. But the era of security through ambiguity is over.

Posted by: Paul in Texas at September 19, 2022 02:47 PM (RaWcF)

247 Wait a minute...was this LIVE
or was it
PRE-RECORDED?

Because if the latter...couldn't 60 Minutes have just chosen to NOT publish this part of the segment, let alone just MEMORY HOLE it entirely?

What was 60 MINUTES thinking, also, in letting this come to air?!?!

Posted by: geewhiz at September 19, 2022 02:47 PM (XjuKB)

248 Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 19, 2022 02:45 PM (yHsuS)

There it is

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2022 02:47 PM (mGmnr)

249 Sure looking like T-storm coming

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 19, 2022 02:47 PM (k8B25)

250 It is a planned collapse.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 19, 2022 02:46 PM (yHsuS)
___

Controlled det.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2022 02:47 PM (8HfoY)

251 Trump started WWIII over Jeruselem, WWIV over Syria, and WWV over North Korea.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2022 02:47 PM (44ww/)

252 >>> 85 If the "pandemic" is over, and covid is just a "problem" we're dealing with, there is obviously no "emergency," and thus no emergency power Biden can claim to cancel student debt.
++++
It's some different emergency now. It's not the COVID emergency anymore, but it can be something else. Climate emergency. Emergency of Democracy. Energy emergency. Whatever. Fill in the blank.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 19, 2022 02:26 PM (t0OGg)

I posted this earlier today, noting the source:
https://is.gd/2AgK5Y
I finally searched for another source just now:
https://is.gd/P9ZMZg
As of April 2022, 79 emergencies have been declared; 37 have expired and another 42 are currently in effect, each having been renewed annually by the president.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 19, 2022 02:48 PM (llON8)

253 What do they call it in chess when you take a dive?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2022 02:46 PM (63Dwl)

A Fischer Flop.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 19, 2022 02:48 PM (YScEb)

254 I'm not surprised at the discrepancy. Here's three reasons why.
1. Remember kids, he's a senile old man. He'll say things that are not only off script but are as spontaneously off script to not even be on the hard copy.
2. Remember, he was installed, not elected, so whatever he says is not necessarily what the junta intends to do. Whether or not he's on point is irrelevant.
3. The junta itself is often at odds with its own policy. They swing like a yoyo on policy decisions, and contradictions are definitely not exceptions to the rule. This doesn't help when the installed puppet has to confidently speak and contradict what was policy last week.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 19, 2022 02:48 PM (W+kMI)

255 Taiwan, you're on your own, the CCP has spoken. Never mind what that WH chowderhead said.

-deepstate

Posted by: Eromero at September 19, 2022 02:49 PM (0OP+5)

256 247 Because if the latter...couldn't 60 Minutes have just chosen to NOT publish this part of the segment, let alone just MEMORY HOLE it entirely?

What was 60 MINUTES thinking, also, in letting this come to air?!?!
Posted by: geewhiz at September 19, 2022 02:47 PM (XjuKB)

=========

It proves that 60 Minutes is in the pocket of Rupert Murdoch's ghost and is a right wing propaganda organ.

The only solution is to put it under apolitical state control with a board of directors assigned by the president himself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 02:49 PM (LvTSG)

257 re dilated pupils, via therecoveryvillage.com

Aug 25, 2022 Certain drugs cause dilated pupils because of their effects on the parasympathetic or sympathetic nervous systems. SSRI antidepressants, amphetamines, ecstasy, cocaine, psilocybin, LSD, and mescaline can cause dilated pupils. Pupil dilation is not a conclusive way to assess sobriety.

Nor a functioning brain, either.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2022 02:49 PM (JOtiF)

258 Oh, $45 an hour now?

It was $87 like a week ago. What happened?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 02:25 PM (LvTSG)

Comrade, your ration has been increased and yet you complain?

Posted by: Buddy at September 19, 2022 02:49 PM (FCbAQ)

259 Then it would not really be a double.

Yeah you cannot have someone completely lucid and sane or the difference would be far too clear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 02:50 PM (Ivdso)

260 "This is fucking embarrassing:"

Only if you think you still have a country.

"What was 60 MINUTES thinking, also, in letting this come to air?!?!
Posted by: geewhiz at September 19, 2022 02:47 PM (XjuKB)"

What does thinking have to do with it? They're a prog propaganda outfit. They publish what they're told to publish, in-between trying to whore for ad money.

Posted by: somedood at September 19, 2022 02:50 PM (apjrS)

261 Would you settle for a photoshop of Kerry on his windsurfer frantically surfing away from illegal aliens swimming towards him?
Posted by: 496 at September 19, 2022 02:38 PM (VJsqe)

This MV immigrant thing is the greatest political gift by DeSantis that could be given any party for all time. It is known MV is stocked with Dem/lefty Thurston Howells the Thirds, this is not a mystery to New Hampshire, Penn, AZ, NV, WI, MI, GA or OH blue collar voters. Just watching these lefty blue bloods and their childish lefty MSM supporters behave in front of America on national TV just like the stereotypes that conservatives suggest to the public is absolute comedy gold and electoral dynamite!

Posted by: Boswell at September 19, 2022 02:50 PM (+Cgut)

262 Biden *wants* to be super duper tough on China but darn it he's just not allowed to. Gotta go by the book. Is this ringing your bells yet?

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2022 02:50 PM (mGmnr)

263 The Bidet Maladministration is more like an uncontrolled implosion because none have any clues on how to really keep the power they have stolen.

And remember kiddies, it was an omission by the Truman Administration on what countries we would defend that resulted in that little police action in Korea.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2022 02:50 PM (KvX94)

264
Ruthie is making sweet with me licking my face, but I know she's just after leftover sausage molecules on my mustache.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2022 02:50 PM (1Nxff)

265 China is going to invade Taiwan within the next year, book it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 19, 2022 02:51 PM (62k0Z)

266 Joe also said some of us don't like him because we are "psychologically unable to be happy. "

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2022 02:51 PM (bs+z0)

267 225 Wait, I thought it was Trump that was going to start WW III due to saying something provocative? Was I told wrong?

He did and was impeached for it. Remember Trump did a Nuke Strike Pitcairn Island to show PRC and Russia that General Ripper was back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 02:51 PM (LrYuZ)

268 Biden has already had a conversation with China and told them it was all a show, don't worry about it.

China is just sabre rattling to make it look good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

269
Scott Pelley has a little bit of cum on his chin after that tongue bath and big swallow.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 19, 2022 02:51 PM (P6qMv)

270 I mean, everyone knows Biden is an invalid, right, even the left? They cannot possibly believe this dolt is running the country, right?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2022 02:51 PM (d2bW3)

271 Chess match fixing?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Hans Niemann is the guy who has been caught cheating several times. Magnus is doing this in protest.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 19, 2022 02:52 PM (g1EEm)

272 ...here's why resigning on your second turn is the winning play...
~Washington Post

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2022 02:52 PM (44ww/)

273 >>>Watch the pictures of Biden and notice how his earlobes change between him and his body doubles.

>And his eye temples. What's up with that? It's like someone plucked and blanched a chicken.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 19, 2022 02:52 PM (w2Z7l)

274 Plays like armature hour to me. If even if it us US policy to not defend Taiwan is it really a good idea to say so in public?

If the Usurper is mistaken why let Communist China know?

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at September 19, 2022 02:52 PM (PbwT0)

275 >>>Scott Pelley has a little bit of cum on his chin after that tongue bath and big swallow.

Posted by: Sphynx

This may shock you, but Hugh Hewitt said Pelley did "a great job."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2022 02:52 PM (d2bW3)

276 250 It is a planned collapse.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 19, 2022 02:46 PM (yHsuS)
___

Controlled det.
Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2022 02:47 PM (8HfoY)

If this is controlled I'd hate to see what uncontrolled looks like.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 19, 2022 02:52 PM (VPWcH)

277
Hans Niemann is the guy who has been caught cheating several times. Magnus is doing this in protest.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 19, 2022 02:52 PM (g1EEm)

Why is he still allowed to compete if that's the case?

Chess is the new boxing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

278 I put up my old Trump 2020 sign (with Pence's name blacked out, of course) back outside my driveway yesterday afternoon, for election season.

I thought it might get defaced or disappeared in 24-48 hours, but with this puddinghead in the White House, I might be pleasantly surprised by its staying up through Election Day.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 19, 2022 02:53 PM (1fBwv)

279 If this is controlled I'd hate to see what uncontrolled looks like.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 19, 2022 02:52 PM (VPWcH)

In due time.

Posted by: Face colander at September 19, 2022 02:53 PM (yHsuS)

280

Hey Jill! Fists of Furries 3: Yiffageddon is on pay-per-view! How about we get naked and...

*sharttrrtttrtyttttzzzz*

Pooped 'Em!

Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at September 19, 2022 02:53 PM (Ezix2)

281 270 I mean, everyone knows Biden is an invalid, right, even the left? They cannot possibly believe this dolt is running the country, right?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2022 02:51 PM (d2bW3)

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There are people who believe that lizards control the planet. Or that the planet is flat. Or that Elvis is still alive.

That's just about as farfetched as believing that Joe Biden is smart, capable, and in complete command and the only reason America doesn't love him is because the media is owned by right wing corporations that are only interested in seeing the greatest president of the last 150 years fail.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

282 He is senile but senility, along with forgetting how to do stuff makes people forget their social filters and their true self shows. Cry bully, princess, whatever.

Joe is showing he'd rather be President or whatever comes next over a nuclear wasteland than accept defeat at the ballot box.

If the FNM was not reflexively "defend our Ds" the country would be demanding Joe be removed. I know people say Harris would be just as bad, but she would probably stay on script better, and simply be a much less charismatic Obama type in the WH.

Sadly, only if the unknown PTB direct the FNM to start the "Joe just go" coverage will the FNM stop covering for Joe's dangerous statements. Probably Joe has some counter knowledge of their corruption and perversions so they don't want to start something until they are confident that people will ignore anything from Joe as dementia driven dreams. I suppose the PTB can't risk Dr Jill knowing the details and spilling the beans in revenge if they take away her First gold digger status.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 19, 2022 02:54 PM (3cGpq)

283 Anyone have getty images of the earlobes?

Posted by: ... at September 19, 2022 02:54 PM (mGmnr)

284 "Where I part ways is that this is no 3-D chess game we are witnessing. It's a catastrophic collapse.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 19, 2022 02:43 PM (Xrfse)"

People need to understand that much of the western left is suffering from the long-term effects of destroying our institutions, much in the same way that a number of commie nations suffered from the long-term effects of their own brutality.

This is why I think they're going to ultimately lose - they let this run on too long, and didn't get to the "brutality" phase fast enough. The thing about destroying your culture with barbaric behavior is that you're still in charge afterwards no matter how incompetent you are.

Posted by: somedood at September 19, 2022 02:54 PM (apjrS)

285 Only way for Beijing to invade Taipei in the next year is if the PRC flies them in dressed as tourists.

Beijing has not seized ROC islands just miles off its coast since 1948 so their amphibious abilities are lacking.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2022 02:54 PM (KvX94)

286 Yeah its not real obvious just looking at a picture, but looking at a comparison you can see there are obviously two different people posing as Biden. Hillary had at least one double as well, this isn't some crazy conspiracy theory, its demonstrably obvious.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 02:54 PM (Ivdso)

287 Biden dropped the Nuclear Football in the UK and said he gave it to some guy named Loo...........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 02:54 PM (LrYuZ)

288 270 I mean, everyone knows Biden is an invalid, right, even the left? They cannot possibly believe this dolt is running the country, right?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at Septemb

//

the left?

they're still wearing masks in the shower

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 19, 2022 02:55 PM (OuH7W)

289 >>>That's just about as farfetched as believing that Joe Biden is smart, capable, and in complete command and the only reason America doesn't love him is because the media is owned by right wing corporations that are only interested in seeing the greatest president of the last 150 years fail.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

So, the Obama Effect.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2022 02:55 PM (d2bW3)

290 They told me that if I voted for Trump, the president would bumble us into WWIII and they were right!

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at September 19, 2022 02:55 PM (Vu7A1)

291 When they remove Biden we may assume that they
are moving to the next phase of operation take over.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 02:55 PM (akfkg)

292 I mean, everyone knows Biden is an invalid, right, even the left? They cannot possibly believe this dolt is running the country, right?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
__________________________

Not true. I've got lefty and never-Trump friends who have no idea what I'm talking about when I bring up any of his dementia episodes. They invariably say Trump was a bigger idiot. None of this stuff makes it into the news they watch. None.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2022 02:55 PM (SIZS3)

293 Who says lizards don’t run the planet?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2022 02:55 PM (xgDP0)

294 Has General Miley called his comrades in Beijing about this yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2022 02:55 PM (KvX94)

295 First of all, F China. But if Democrats want to fight another nations war, again, why don't they send their sons and daughters to do it? Maybe some of those people from Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2022 02:55 PM (mSy8I)

296 >>>the left?

they're still wearing masks in the shower

Posted by: sockamster

LOL, touche.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2022 02:55 PM (d2bW3)

297 Would someone denied student loan forgiveness have standing?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 19, 2022 02:56 PM (GqAqs)

298 Trump lied to Trump and thus must be impeached again.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 02:56 PM (LrYuZ)

299 289 So, the Obama Effect.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2022 02:55 PM (d2bW3)

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Partisanship includes a whole lot of cherry picking of information.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

300 he spoke without authorization
_______________

WTF? From whom is he supposed to get "authorization?" Isn't he, at least nominally, the President?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 02:56 PM (m5Cga)

301 Why isn't one of those anti-roaming things around his ankle.

One of these mornings Joe will be missing.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 02:56 PM (eGTCV)

302 >>>Not true. I've got lefty and never-Trump friends who have no idea what I'm talking about when I bring up any of his dementia episodes.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Unbelievable.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2022 02:56 PM (d2bW3)

303 IMO the Deep State would love a little war to throw money at

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 19, 2022 02:56 PM (k8B25)

304 This isn't the first time Biden trashed the strategic ambiguity aspect of the U.S./Taiwan defense.

What a complete idiot.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 19, 2022 02:56 PM (ZSK0i)

305 I hope everyone that voted for this clown suffer the most. I do not feel sorry if you lose your job, house, and everything.

I don't disagree but we both know that's not how it's going to work out.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2022 02:56 PM (nfrXX)

306 hey, guys, you're acting like it went all of the sudden to 8.2%

I mean, come on!

/this guy is everything they said trump/bush/reagan/ford was/

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 19, 2022 02:57 PM (OuH7W)

307 Whaddaya mean, Elvis isn't alive?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 19, 2022 02:57 PM (906pl)

308 This may shock you, but Hugh Hewitt said Pelley did "a great job."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2022 02:52 PM (d2bW3)

Yeah, Hugh probably knows a "deep throat" when he sees it.

Look no one on Punchy's staff is letting Pelley or anyone else for that matter anywhere near him without coaching and careful choreography. No one is fooled by the editing anymore. Yet, Punchy is so far gone, even the editing didn't help, so Punchy caused an international fiasco anyway.

Posted by: Boswell at September 19, 2022 02:57 PM (+Cgut)

309 Unbelievable.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2022 02:56 PM (d2bW3)

Believable. You see similar here.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 19, 2022 02:57 PM (yHsuS)

310 They told me that if Trump won, the president would bumble us into WWIII and they were right!
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at September 19, 2022 02:55 PM (Vu7A1)

fixed

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2022 02:57 PM (44ww/)

311 Remember in the Sopranos, where Ralph Cifaretto was such a horrible scumbag that everyone hated him and kept breaking the unwritten rules but nobody wanted to kill him. Because he was such a great earner. He brought in the money. Joe is like that; he's a huge earner for the Democrats. They will put up with an awful lot to keep that money flow. Ditto with the Clintons.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 02:57 PM (Ivdso)

312 286 Yeah its not real obvious just looking at a picture, but looking at a comparison you can see there are obviously two different people posing as Biden. Hillary had at least one double as well, this isn't some crazy conspiracy theory, its demonstrably obvious.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor a
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So they really did intend for Biden to say that we would defend Taiwan.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 02:58 PM (akfkg)

313 Joe also said some of us don't like him because we are "psychologically unable to be happy. "
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2022 02:51 PM (bs+z0)
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Trump should try that line.

It's actually probably truer that way.

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 02:58 PM (krQz2)

314 If this is controlled I'd hate to see what uncontrolled looks like.
Posted by: Someguy's
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Well, they think they're controlling it.

Blowing stuff up is always a risky business, because the unexpected happens quite often.

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2022 02:58 PM (8HfoY)

315 I thought that nobody would vote Biden because we couldn't allow that brain damaged idiot to speak for the US. I was both right and wrong. We can't allow the brain damaged idiot to speak for the U.S. but millions voted for him anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2022 02:58 PM (FVME7)

316 Seems like it could be a bit of a conundrum: Who gets to say that Biden doesn't "speak for the government" (whatever that means)? Does that person get to speak on behalf of the government? Says who?

It's like when my kids were younger and they got into an argument that just consisted of saying "Nuh-uh" and "Uh-huh!" over and over again, as though saying it loudly enough somehow made it true.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 19, 2022 02:58 PM (SOV+T)

317 >>>Yeah, Hugh probably knows a "deep throat" when he sees it.

He also said Josh Shapiro will win the PA governorship, which may happen. But he said it like he was giddy with glee. But yeah, totes conservative.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2022 02:58 PM (d2bW3)

318 I paid $120K to get my BA Degree from Princeton in Ancient Gay Hamster Reproduction during the Ottoman Empire. I want my student loan forgiven !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 02:58 PM (LrYuZ)

319 I remember in one Clancy novel, one mis-statement on Taiwan from Prez Jack Ryan was enough to cause the whole DC press corps to erupt. like it was a major incident.

gee, huh?

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 19, 2022 02:59 PM (OuH7W)

320 Magnus Carlsen resigns on move 2 against Hans Nielsen.

Chess match fixing?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 02:41 PM (Ivdso)

Although he is forbidden to say so, Carlsen is sure Nielsen is cheating. If he punts every game he has with him the issue can't be covered over, and you'd think the organizing groups of tournaments aren't happy the best player won't be in their tournaments.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 02:59 PM (eoQWY)

321 260 "This is fucking embarrassing:"

Only if you think you still have a country.

"What was 60 MINUTES thinking, also, in letting this come to air?!?!
Posted by: geewhiz at September 19, 2022 02:47 PM (XjuKB)"

What does thinking have to do with it? They're a prog propaganda outfit. They publish what they're told to publish, in-between trying to whore for ad money.
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If that interview was supposed to be prog propaganda, then 60 Minutes has really hit the skids. It didn't make Slow Joe look good at all. It made him look like what he truly is, a tired old dotard who has no firm grip on reality, let alone the Presidency. If they call that a win, then there's little hope for them in November.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 19, 2022 02:59 PM (W+kMI)

322 They put a rifle in my hand, told to go kill the yellow man.

- General Shitshispants

Posted by: Archer at September 19, 2022 02:59 PM (gmo/4)

323 fixed
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2022 02:57 PM (44ww/)

Truth.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at September 19, 2022 02:59 PM (Vu7A1)

324 /this guy is everything they said trump/bush/reagan/ford was/
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 19, 2022 02:57 PM (OuH7W)
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I don't remember people calling Bush a fuck-up.

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 02:59 PM (krQz2)

325 So they really did intend for Biden to say that we would defend Taiwan.

I think Biden or whoever is his stand in, are both difficult to keep on message. And, as others have noted, there are multiple competing forces in the white house trying to control things, so they have differing messages they want put out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 03:00 PM (Ivdso)

326 Biden dropped the Nuclear Football in the UK and said he gave it to some guy named Loo...........
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022

***
"Big Loo is just like you -- he's on meds too!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2022 03:00 PM (J2vNu)

327 That F**king Fat Slob Vindman should be fighting against the Russians in his home country !!!! That Cum Stain has been very quiet on the subject ?????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 03:00 PM (LrYuZ)

328
I just figured the old man's uncontrollable temper would come out by calling people nasty names and shouting. Not like this, or that horror-show in Philadelphia.

Whenever my expectations are at their lowest, our political meets and then exceeds.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2022 03:00 PM (oINRc)

329 Democrats need a diversion like Taiwan. They've destroyed our economy. People can't afford the basic necessities. They've engaged in profligate spending that has driven inflation to its highest level in 40 years. They also destroyed our energy independence and only lowered the price of gas by selling oil from our SPR and putting its at its lowest level, ever. By the way, they sold a lot of that oil to China via a company the presidents son did dirty deals with. They are wrecking our schools. The country is overrun by illegal immigrants and they are destroying the military with their work garbage, to the point it is largely being neutered as an effective force. But yeah, let's go defend Taiwan or something.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2022 03:00 PM (mSy8I)

330 Well, we're boned.

Posted by: Bender B. Rodriguez at September 19, 2022 03:01 PM (7CyhL)

331 If they call that a win, then there's little hope for them in November.

Exdem13, so mote it be

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2022 03:01 PM (KvX94)

332 300 he spoke without authorization
_______________

WTF? From whom is he supposed to get "authorization?" Isn't he, at least nominally, the President?

/////////////

the white house librarian has power over POTUS we learned last month

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 19, 2022 03:01 PM (OuH7W)

333 Not true. I've got lefty and never-Trump friends who have no idea what I'm talking about when I bring up any of his dementia episodes. They invariably say Trump was a bigger idiot. None of this stuff makes it into the news they watch. None.

Bingo.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 19, 2022 03:01 PM (Xrfse)

334 ALL HAIL PRESIDENT MARTHA'S VINEYARD!!!

Posted by: Kreiger at September 19, 2022 03:01 PM (wtvvX)

335 Don't worry. Joe is a shoe-in for reelection, and a great president. Just ask DU!

Biden and Newsom: Slow Motion Switcheroo? "Look, my intention as I said to begin with is that I would run again," the president said. "But it's just an intention. But is it a firm decision that I run again? That remains to be seen."

“After this midterm election is over, he absolutely is going to announce that he is running for the presidency once Biden announces that he is not running,” a leading California fundraiser with close ties to the Newsom family told TheWrap. “No ifs, ands or buts. He will run if Biden does not.”

Biden will run and win but (And this is only hypothetical), it would be a 3way race between Harris, Newsome and Pritzker for the nomination. I can only hope they could come to an amicable agreement about who would get the top spot before any bruising fight in public. All that said, we’re damn lucky with Joe and he’s the man until he says otherwise

I am so proud to be a Democratic voter represented by both these fine human beings. as opposed to somethings that aren't even close to human.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 19, 2022 03:02 PM (JCZqz)

336 You deniers know that the Earthquake in Taiwan was caused be Global Warming because you drive that Disgusting Fossil Fuel Powered Car !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 03:02 PM (LrYuZ)

337 If Biden doesn't speak for the U.S government, who does?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 03:02 PM (eGTCV)

338 liberal logic:

kindergarten teachers determine your kid's sexual identity.

the white house librarian decides US policy

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 19, 2022 03:02 PM (OuH7W)

339 Actually LTC Vindaloomon, aka Bearclaw, has spleefed up and blamed Trump for Russia's Shitzkreig in the Ukraine

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=130714

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2022 03:02 PM (KvX94)

340 Joe also said some of us don't like him because we are "psychologically unable to be happy. "
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2022 02:51 PM (bs+z0)

The Left is "psychologically unable.... TO SEE ANYONE ELSE....be happy."

Fixed it

Posted by: JoeF. at September 19, 2022 03:03 PM (mR6Gs)

341 >>>If Biden doesn't speak for the U.S government, who does?

Posted by: That NLurker guy

Karine Jean-Pierre? The dumbest pres secretary evah.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2022 03:03 PM (d2bW3)

342 I wanna hear more about Martha’s hole.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2022 03:03 PM (xgDP0)

343 I mean, everyone knows Biden is an invalid, right, even the left? They cannot possibly believe this dolt is running the country, right?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2022 02:51 PM (d2bW3)

The dgaf. They live to see their political opponents punished.

Sick fucks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2022 03:03 PM (W/9Bb)

344 None of this stuff makes it into the news they watch.

A couple months ago EVERY news source was talking about Biden's mental health, and concern was being voiced about his ability to even try to run for another term. Either they never saw this, or they saw it then like most leftists shut it out of their mind because it is problematic and challenges their worldview.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 03:03 PM (Ivdso)

345 What I want to know is:

Who was "Martha"? We keep hearing about Martha's Vineyard, but who was she? (Martha Washington, I suppose -- but she and George were Virginia folk.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2022 03:03 PM (J2vNu)

346 60 Min: "What can you do better to lower inflation?"
Biden: "inflation rate month to month was just up an inch."
60 Min:"You're not arguing 8.3% is good news?"
Biden: "You're acting like all of a sudden 'my God it went to 8.2%'"

Biden didn't return us to Our Precious Norms, he has instituted New Norms Under a Democrat President:
- $4 gas
- 8% annual inflation
- 2+ million asylum seekers and a million not-caught illegals let loose in the US every year
- Annual mRNA shots for whatever CDC says or you're fired
- Do not support or vote for a Democrat's opponent or you'll get The FBI Inquisition

Posted by: Gref at September 19, 2022 03:03 PM (AMIL/)

347 339 Actually LTC Vindaloomon, aka Bearclaw, has spleefed up and blamed Trump for Russia's Shitzkreig in the Ukraine

I agree. Trump lost the election purpose so this would happen.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 03:04 PM (LrYuZ)

348 Please tell me they, whoever they are, don't let the old fool any where near the nuclear codes. I swear, before he's done, we're going to have a nuclear exchange with either Russia or China or maybe even both. And in three weeks I'm going to be living directly beneath StratCom's runway. Granted, the 55th Wing is parked down in Lincoln because Of city's runways are being rebuilt, but StratCom itself is going to be just a skip and a jump away from me.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at September 19, 2022 03:04 PM (9SjWf)

349 https://tinyurl.com/6jhywwe7

Posted by: aelfheld at September 19, 2022 03:04 PM (Zy9Yy)

350 it took two weeks of vacation and a gallon of meth to make this interview happen

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 19, 2022 03:04 PM (OuH7W)

351 Wow, this prick is still claiming he has created jobs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2022 03:04 PM (d2bW3)

352 If Karen wants to speak to U.S management who does she talk to?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 03:04 PM (eGTCV)

353

This just in, our brave President Biden has announced that for Halloween he'll be putting on a dress and trick-or-treating as Martha Vineyard!

Posted by: MSNBC at September 19, 2022 03:04 PM (Ezix2)

354 Karine Jean-Pierre is a strange looking creature. Is she ET's offspring ????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 03:05 PM (LrYuZ)

355 315 I thought that nobody would vote Biden because we couldn't allow that brain damaged idiot to speak for the US. I was both right and wrong. We can't allow the brain damaged idiot to speak for the U.S. but millions voted for him anyway.
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Not exactly. Millions of fraudulent ballots were submitted to get that 81 million, and 17% of the fools who did vote for them said they wouldn't have done it if the Hunter Biden scandal been actually reported on instead of being covered up. There was no Biden "victory", Trump had the landslide election stolen from him through the biggest fraud in our history. Accept no substitute narratives.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 19, 2022 03:05 PM (W+kMI)

356 JoJo no know

Posted by: Thomas Anderson at September 19, 2022 03:05 PM (fy2rL)

357
What's next? Does the dotard threaten to occupy Alberta?

It would be sweet if 30k Americans could die in a lost, two-decade war against Canada over softwood lumber imports.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2022 03:05 PM (oINRc)

358 When I was a kid they told us that anybody could become president and when they said "anybody" they meant anybody!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2022 03:05 PM (FVME7)

359 Actually LTC Vindaloomon, aka Bearclaw, has spleefed up and blamed Trump for Russia's Shitzkreig in the Ukraine

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=130714
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2022 03:02 PM (KvX94)

So Bearclaw thinks Russia is winning?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 03:06 PM (eoQWY)

360 >>>Who was "Martha"? We keep hearing about Martha's Vineyard, but who was she? (Martha Washington, I suppose -- but she and George were Virginia folk.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Martha Plimpton. I stand by this.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2022 03:06 PM (d2bW3)

361 The junta itself is often at odds with its own policy. They swing like a yoyo on policy decisions, and contradictions are definitely not exceptions to the rule.
Posted by: exdem13 at September 19, 2022 02:48 PM (W+kMI)
______________

I picture one faction in DC yanking the steering wheel one way, after which another faction yanks it the other way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 03:06 PM (m5Cga)

362 @285 285 Only way for Beijing to invade Taipei in the next year is if the PRC flies them in dressed as tourists.

Beijing has not seized ROC islands just miles off its coast since 1948 so their amphibious abilities are lacking.

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Yup. The US made naval invasions look easy in WW2. They're not, as the Soviets belatedly discovered when they landed an overwhelming force against the skeleton island garrison of Japanese defenders on Shumshu... and almost lost.

The islands that make up Taiwan are easily the most heavily fortified in the world. If that weren't the case, the ROC wouldn't have been able to hold a pair of smaller islands that are surrounded on three sides by sections of mainland China that are at most a few miles away.

There will be no naval invasion for quite some time. Otherwise, we wouldn't have such attempts to intimidate as Operation Fishkill (the gag name people gave to the PRC's response to Pelosi's visit to Taiwan).

Posted by: junior at September 19, 2022 03:06 PM (PTw5h)

363 They admitted it.. Joe doesn't speak for the Government.. He's not even in charge of his bowel movements

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2022 03:06 PM (bs+z0)

364 A preliminary 7.6 magnitude earthquake has struck the Pacific coast of Mexico, not far from the town of Aquila.

The USGS said the quake struck at 2:05 p.m. EDT Monday afternoon (1:05 p.m. local time) at a depth of about 9 miles. The epicenter was located about 23 miles southeast of Aquila.

The U.S. Tsunami Warning Center said a tsunami was possible locally along parts of the coastline within about 200 miles of the epicenter, but there was no threat for the U.S. West Coast.

https://tinyurl.com/nap53wa5

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2022 03:07 PM (8HfoY)

365 Next up: John McCain will be going overseas to the UK for a final tour of duty.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 19, 2022 03:07 PM (w2Z7l)

366 When I was a kid they told us that anybody could become president and when they said "anybody" they meant anybody!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2022 03:05 PM (FVME7)
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Now they tell kids that a nobody can become President, and they're right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 03:07 PM (m5Cga)

367 Karine Jean-Pierre is a strange looking creature. Is she ET's offspring ????
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 03:05 PM (LrYuZ)

Garbage Pail kid that was brought to life by an evil magician.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 19, 2022 03:07 PM (1DgE4)

368 According to Infogalactic, nobody knows exactly who Martha’s Vineyard was named for, but they think it was the wife (or perhaps some other female relative) of the ship captain who discovered it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2022 03:07 PM (xgDP0)

369 I picture one faction in DC yanking the steering wheel one way, after which another faction yanks it the other way.

from the backseat of the presidential limo!!! impeach!!!!

Posted by: brak at September 19, 2022 03:07 PM (j5Tg0)

370 The junta itself is often at odds with its own policy. They swing like a yoyo on policy decisions, and contradictions are definitely not exceptions to the rule.
Posted by: exdem13 at September 19, 2022 02:48 PM (W+kMI)
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I picture one faction in DC yanking the steering wheel one way, after which another faction yanks it the other way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 03:06 PM (m5Cga)

Yes, and there are probably about half a dozen factions in play.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 03:07 PM (eoQWY)

371 SMH...

How does that work? No threat to the West Coast. The Sea of Cortez will absorb it all?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2022 03:07 PM (KvX94)

372 302 >>>Not true. I've got lefty and never-Trump friends who have no idea what I'm talking about when I bring up any of his dementia episodes.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Unbelievable.
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Denial, it's not just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 19, 2022 03:08 PM (W+kMI)

373 The day will come when Biden is found wandering the streets clad only in his diaper.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 03:08 PM (eGTCV)

374 Who was "Martha"? We keep hearing about Martha's Vineyard, but who was she?
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Martha White. REEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 19, 2022 03:08 PM (sWM8x)

375 363 They admitted it.. Joe doesn't speak for the Government.. He's not even in charge of his bowel movements
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2022 03:06 PM (bs+z0)
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Then who DOES speak for the government? Please don't tell me it's Topsy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 03:08 PM (m5Cga)

376 None of this stuff makes it into the news they watch.

A couple months ago EVERY news source was talking about Biden's mental health, and concern was being voiced about his ability to even try to run for another term. Either they never saw this, or they saw it then like most leftists shut it out of their mind because it is problematic and challenges their worldview.
____________________

I wouldn't say it was every news source. It was just that every mainstream article or CNN piece that brought it up was catalogued by us because it was so unusual. Bet it wasn't more than a couple of dozen tops, but we saw them all.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2022 03:08 PM (SIZS3)

377 He also said Josh Shapiro will win the PA governorship, which may happen. But he said it like he was giddy with glee. But yeah, totes conservative.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2022 02:58 PM (d2bW3)

Hugh's claim to fame, his schtick, as I recall, was getting politico's or activists on who didn't know the law or the procedures for getting things past courts or Congress and presenting questions that made sure his audience knew that only Hugh knew what was what...sure, I guess it was funny for a time...but the problem always was with that schtick is it's actually not supposed to be that hard, Hugh, - ie you're not supposed be the Oracle of Delphi on American Law - it's supposed to be easy enough for all of us Americans to figure it out, left or right. Laws and court procedures have become so complicated that the Founders must be rolling over in their grave that a smirking shithead like Hugh can set himself up as its expert...

Posted by: Boswell at September 19, 2022 03:08 PM (+Cgut)

378 Extreme MAGA Republicans have to respect for the Constitution which names the President Commander in Chief of the military!

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 03:09 PM (krQz2)

379 We're seeing how much ruin is in a nation.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 19, 2022 03:09 PM (rJ48h)

380 Karine Jean-Pierre is a strange looking creature. Is she ET's offspring ????
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 03:05 PM (LrYuZ)
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No. You're thinking of Lori Lightfoot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 03:09 PM (m5Cga)

381 According to Infogalactic, nobody knows exactly who Martha’s Vineyard was named for, but they think it was the wife (or perhaps some other female relative) of the ship captain who discovered it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2022 03:07 PM (xgDP0)

If it were Martha's Island I might believe that, but the name is Martha's Vineyard so someone must have made one there first before the name stuck.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 03:10 PM (eoQWY)

382 If we continue to step on our dicks we have a greater chance of failure!

And...... Charlie Don't Surf !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 03:10 PM (LrYuZ)

383 Topsy would be an improvement

So would Toonces.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2022 03:10 PM (KvX94)

384 You can call me an ingrate, and it’s probably deserved. BUT…if you were to set out to design a website that was as close to impossible to read as possible, I don’t know how you could top AOSHQ. Too small to read because there is shit literally everywhere, but don’t try to zoom in because that will either reset your page or cause the text to constantly jump around before being swallowed by an ad. And don’t even THINK about turning your phone sideways. Also, use that “continue reading” link with extreme caution. If you do manage to make it through the entire article and want to go back to the main page, forget about the back arrow. You need to close the page and re-open and start at the top. Scrolling in any direction is an adventure, because you never know when the dreaded. “an error repeatedly occurred” will knock you back to square one. Such a shame, because I love the content.

Posted by: Johnny Anditmightbeasin at September 19, 2022 03:10 PM (kB4cQ)

385 If Biden doesn't speak for the U.S government, who does?

Posted by: That NLurker guy

The guy who empties the waste baskets would be a better president.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2022 03:10 PM (FVME7)

386 How does that work? No threat to the West Coast. The Sea of Cortez will absorb it all?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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*shrugs*

Posted by: SMH at September 19, 2022 03:11 PM (8HfoY)

387 We're seeing how much ruin is in a nation.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 19, 2022 03:09 PM (rJ48h)

We're not done yet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2022 03:11 PM (W/9Bb)

388
My guess is they trotted him out thinking everybody was paying attention to the Queen getting planted instead and no one would notice the latest word vomit.

Posted by: Auspex at September 19, 2022 03:11 PM (j4U/Z)

389 Who was "Martha"? We keep hearing about Martha's Vineyard, but who was she? (Martha Washington, I suppose -- but she and George were Virginia folk.)
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It was named after Martha Raddatz of ABC News in 1649 -- the year of her birth.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2022 03:11 PM (lf83v)

390 Posted by: Johnny Anditmightbeasin at September 19, 2022 03:10 PM (kB4cQ)

You would have loved Minx 0.7 Alpha

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 19, 2022 03:11 PM (yHsuS)

391 Too small to read because there is shit literally everywhere

Stop trying to read on a phone and you will find things much better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 03:11 PM (Ivdso)

392 According to Infogalactic, nobody knows exactly who Martha’s Vineyard was named for, but they think it was the wife (or perhaps some other female relative) of the ship captain who discovered it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2022 03:07 PM (xgDP0)
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To the surprise of the native Americans who saw him sail up.

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 03:11 PM (krQz2)

393 Hotair button's up top, pal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2022 03:11 PM (oINRc)

394 I'm telling you, he's only a few months away from being found on the white house lawn, with his arms stretched out, spinning in circles, mouth wide open, staring at the sky, and pretending to be an air raid siren.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

That's Yoko's job !

Posted by: JT at September 19, 2022 03:11 PM (T4tVD)

395 " Such a shame, because I love the content.
Posted by: Johnny Anditmightbeasin"

Content?

Posted by: The commenters at September 19, 2022 03:11 PM (sn5EN)

396 Have any neverTrumpers offered an apology yet?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 03:12 PM (eGTCV)

397 >>>Who was "Martha"? We keep hearing about Martha's Vineyard, but who was she?

>Washington. Duh. George was like, "I got all of these bitches in my stable, so back the fuck off, woman."

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 19, 2022 03:12 PM (w2Z7l)

398 heard China sent a rep to the funeral (the Queen’s, not McCain’s or Floyd’s). Anyone know who it was?

The caterer.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions

The Craw.

Posted by: JT at September 19, 2022 03:12 PM (T4tVD)

399 >>>We're seeing how much ruin is in a nation.
Posted by: mr tmz

America is gone, and it's never coming back. After the 2024 fraud, Dems will have completely destroyed this country.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2022 03:12 PM (d2bW3)

400 Kamalama is gonna be pissed when they run Gavin Newsom in 2024.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 03:13 PM (v0R5T)

401 Joe Biden is as worthless as shit on a stick.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 19, 2022 02:35 PM (YScEb)

Hey, we're right here. Stuck.

Posted by: Shit On A Stick Local 12 at September 19, 2022 03:13 PM (Zvtjl)

402 Next up: Biden's blatherings were taken out of context.

What context, pray tell, would make those blathering sensible?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 03:13 PM (m5Cga)

403 Have any neverTrumpers offered an apology yet?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 03:12 PM (eGTCV)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 19, 2022 03:13 PM (yHsuS)

404 384 Easy fix on phones: click on the comments link as soon as the page opens. They you're set. All the funkiness occurs on the home page.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 19, 2022 03:13 PM (g1EEm)

405 When is MV going to be under water because of Global warming again ???

Also, I heard that Oil from Venezuela, Iran, and Saudi Arabia when burned produces less Global Warming and that is why why need to continue to not drill in the USA...... So science prevails again you right wing, Nazi racist pigs...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 03:13 PM (LrYuZ)

406 I swear, before he's done, we're going to have a nuclear exchange with either Russia or China or maybe even both.

Not if Putin and the Chi Coms play it smart. Because facts are, if they target the right cities - and lay off DC, LA, and NYC ? This regime will let them hit without retaliation.

Posted by: SuperChamp at September 19, 2022 03:13 PM (nllFD)

407 " Such a shame, because I love the content.
Posted by: Johnny Anditmightbeasin"

Content?
Posted by: The commenters at September 19, 2022 03:11 PM (sn5EN)
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Sounds like a rookie.

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 03:13 PM (krQz2)

408 2+more years of this. Spit.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 19, 2022 03:13 PM (nYTds)

409 397 >>>Who was "Martha"? We keep hearing about Martha's Vineyard, but who was she?

>Washington. Duh. George was like, "I got all of these bitches in my stable, so back the fuck off, woman."
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 19, 2022 03:12 PM (w2Z7l)

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WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

410 Everybody knows State Dept runs foreign affairs.. just ask them. Preznit THINKS he has sway

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 19, 2022 03:14 PM (/6GbT)

411 Do not linger on the home page. Take a side alley and keep your head on a swivel.

Posted by: fd at September 19, 2022 03:14 PM (sn5EN)

412 Why is he still allowed to compete if that's the case?

Chess is the new boxing?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

He has never been caught over-the-board. Only online.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 19, 2022 03:14 PM (g1EEm)

413 Still think The Ho will be6 sole proprietary of the Oval Office before 2024.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2022 03:14 PM (k8B25)

414 I am here to pay my respects to Queen Latifa and the people of Abyssinia.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 03:14 PM (LrYuZ)

415 I've been to Martha's Vineyard, Cape Cod, and Block Island. I like Block Island the best.

and the Omni hotel in Providence used to have a fantastic Sunday brunch.

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2022 03:15 PM (dCxaZ)

416 Also, I heard that Oil from Venezuela, Iran, and Saudi Arabia when burned produces less Global Warming and that is why why need to continue to not drill in the USA...... So science prevails again you right wing, Nazi racist pigs...
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 03:13 PM (LrYuZ)
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Because, you see, we're burning ordinary hydrocarbons, whereas oil from those countries is composed of hydrogenated buckyballs. Totally different. The allotrope changes everything. It's Science.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 03:15 PM (m5Cga)

417 397 >>>Who was "Martha"? We keep hearing about Martha's Vineyard, but who was she?

>Washington. Duh. George was like, "I got all of these bitches in my stable, so back the fuck off, woman."
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 19, 2022 03:12 PM (w2Z7l)

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WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

She was probably a slaveholder anyway.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 03:15 PM (eoQWY)

418 WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 03:13 PM (LvTSG)
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Yoko?

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 03:15 PM (krQz2)

419 Do not linger on the home page. Take a side alley and keep your head on a swivel.

Posted by: fd at September 19, 2022 03:14 PM (sn5EN)

And watch out for your cornhole.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 19, 2022 03:15 PM (yHsuS)

420 Temper tantrum not Tempe tantrum.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 02:24 PM (eGTCV)

almost as bad as a Tampico Trauma...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 19, 2022 03:15 PM (Mkvkw)

421 Not if Putin and the Chi Coms play it smart. Because facts are, if they target the right cities - and lay off DC, LA, and NYC ? This regime will let them hit without retaliation.
Posted by: SuperChamp
____________________

Exactly. Never understood why they hit NY on 9/11. If it had been Houston, half the country would have said we had it coming.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2022 03:15 PM (SIZS3)

422 >>>Who was "Martha"? We keep hearing about Martha's Vineyard, but who was she?

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Should've been Martha Moxley.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2022 03:16 PM (FVME7)

423 I've been to Martha's Vineyard, Cape Cod, and Block Island. I like Block Island the best.

and the Omni hotel in Providence used to have a fantastic Sunday brunch.
Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2022 03:15 PM (dCxaZ)
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Obama is partial to Provincetown.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 03:16 PM (m5Cga)

424 >>> 2+more years of this. Spit.

Posted by: Ben Had

488 days

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2022 03:16 PM (d2bW3)

425 A lot of Leftists and government representatives and employees are going to be shocked China is the bad guy.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2022 03:16 PM (k8B25)

426 When is MV going to be under water because of Global warming again ???
________

If it's any consolation, there is a little bit of moisture in my wine cellar this autumn.

Posted by: Kensington Worthington IV, Menemsha at September 19, 2022 03:16 PM (lf83v)

427 380 Karine Jean-Pierre is a strange looking creature. Is she ET's offspring ????
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 03:05 PM (LrYuZ)
____________

No. You're thinking of Lori Lightfoot. Not really, I know she is really Beetlejuice.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 03:16 PM (LrYuZ)

428 Exactly. Never understood why they hit NY on 9/11. If it had been Houston, half the country would have said we had it coming.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2022 03:15 PM (SIZS3)

Nobody can hit in the Astrodome.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 03:16 PM (eoQWY)

429 Because, you see, we're burning ordinary hydrocarbons, whereas oil from those countries is composed of hydrogenated buckyballs. Totally different. The allotrope changes everything. It's Science.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 03:15 PM (m5Cga)

Expressing virtue suppresses the bad carbons from causing warming.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 19, 2022 03:16 PM (yHsuS)

430 It would be sweet if 30k Americans could die in a lost, two-decade war against Canada over softwood lumber imports.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2022 03:05 PM (oINRc)

It's not just paper pulp, man. There is also the inland fisheries AND the dispute over whether or not to build the Keystone Pipeline!

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2022 03:17 PM (xhaym)

431 If I don't get dessert, I have a tapioca tantrum.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2022 03:17 PM (FVME7)

432 Temper tantrum not Tempe tantrum.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 02:24 PM (eGTCV)

Tempe Tantrum is what happened after ASU canned Herm Edwards this weekend

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 19, 2022 03:17 PM (OgrpQ)

433
Still think The Ho will be6 sole proprietary of the Oval Office before 2024.
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2022 03:14 PM (k8B25)

I figured Jarrett would have phased out this old sack of shit by now, but I guess she'll prop him up as long as she can. Kamala was always the preferred regime puppet, but maybe she figures it's better to hang this cycle on Brandon, at this point.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2022 03:17 PM (oINRc)

434 I'm old enough to remember the Rush Limbaugh "America Held Hostage" countdown. God only knows what he'd have done with the Biden administration.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 03:17 PM (Ivdso)

435 Yes, and there are probably about half a dozen factions in play.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 03:07 PM (eoQWY)

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Out: The Death of Stalin.
In: The Death off Biden.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 19, 2022 03:18 PM (H+TFm)

436 Harris's Foreign Policy Mechanism will be thorough the "BJ".....

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 03:18 PM (LrYuZ)

437 Who was "Martha"? We keep hearing about Martha's Vineyard, but who was she?
*
Should've been Martha Moxley.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2022

***
Martha Mitchell?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2022 03:18 PM (J2vNu)

438 In model news:

ICM, a company located in the Ukraine, has started shipping a new model kit in 1/48 of the Bristol Beaufort Mk I.

Some invasion right?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2022 03:18 PM (KvX94)

439 Obama is partial to Provincetown.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 03:16 PM (m5Cga)

He loves it out on the tip

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 19, 2022 03:19 PM (OgrpQ)

440 Naming of Martha's Vineyard:

tinyurl.com/3j76uymf

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2022 03:19 PM (vH/6k)

441 Still think The Ho will be6 sole proprietary of the Oval Office before 2024.
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2022 03:14 PM (k8B25)

The time period originally guessed at was what, in the first few months?

Obviously Jill and the handlers lose out big if that happens, but obviously none of the other factions really wants to back Harris as a replacement, or it would have happened.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 03:19 PM (eoQWY)

442 60 Minutes hit the jackpot last night. Thee internet is also in an uproar over Leslie Stahl's sycophantic interview with the Head Thug in Iran, just a couple days after his minions murdered some chick for not properly wearing a headscarf. Or something.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 19, 2022 03:20 PM (qqy9u)

443 Actually, it's Murtha's Vineyard.

Posted by: Zombie John Murtha at September 19, 2022 03:20 PM (lf83v)

444 394 I'm telling you, he's only a few months away from being found on the white house lawn, with his arms stretched out, spinning in circles, mouth wide open, staring at the sky, and pretending to be an air raid siren.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

As I stated before, the President was working on playing with his dogs in a safe manner, after the unfortunate injury to his foot in the shower.

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at September 19, 2022 03:20 PM (JCZqz)

445 I'm old enough to remember the Rush Limbaugh "America Held Hostage" countdown. God only knows what he'd have done with the Biden administration.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022

***
Until recently, Hannity was doing an "America Trapped Behind Enemy Lines, Day Number __" during his radio show. The count started from the debacle of Afghanistan under F. Joe, not from the retard's inauguration, which would be even more apropos.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2022 03:20 PM (J2vNu)

446 Hey, Johnny, try The Market Ticker. They have colors too.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2022 03:21 PM (xhaym)

447 If it had been Houston, half the country would have said we had it coming.Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2022 03:15 PM (SIZS3)

Leftists say that anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2022 03:21 PM (vH/6k)

448 Exactly. Never understood why they hit NY on 9/11. If it had been Houston, half the country would have said we had it coming.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Too few Jews.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 19, 2022 03:21 PM (g1EEm)

449 WHY IS IT CALLED MARTHA?

Posted by: Batman at September 19, 2022 03:21 PM (44ww/)

450 For all those PACFLT VFs, its Mutah's Vineyard

The tanuki statue out front should have told you

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2022 03:22 PM (KvX94)

451 /Batman is shouty now, but not when I was a kid.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at September 19, 2022 03:22 PM (44ww/)

452 The time period originally guessed at was what, in the first few months?
__________________

If it's not till after the midterms, she can run in both 24 and 28, right? So she probably doesn't mind a delay.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2022 03:22 PM (SIZS3)

453 WHY IS IT CALLED MARTHA?
_____

LMAO!

Posted by: Superman at September 19, 2022 03:22 PM (lf83v)

454
Obviously Jill and the handlers lose out big if that happens, but obviously none of the other factions really wants to back Harris as a replacement, or it would have happened.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 03:19 PM (eoQWY)

I read it differently. This administration is, like Obama's and Trump's, a Jarrett administration. Biden was stood in during the primaries for Harris, who, also like Obama, is a creation of Jarrett's.

I think she would desperately want to be rid of the walking husk for her preferred candidate, but that things have gone so wrong that she doesn't want to put that albatross around Kamala's neck.

But I don't think Biden will oblige her by remaining ambulatory long enough to take the "L" in '24.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2022 03:22 PM (oINRc)

455 How does that work? No threat to the West Coast. The Sea of Cortez will absorb it all?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Well, one thing for sure, nobody gets past our southern border!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2022 03:22 PM (FVME7)

456 345 What I want to know is:

Who was "Martha"? We keep hearing about Martha's Vineyard, but who was she?
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You know that colored lady that was on the syrup label?
Well, she's not there any more is she?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 03:23 PM (akfkg)

457 Martha Quinn

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2022 03:23 PM (xgDP0)

458 >>>Actually, it's Murtha's Vineyard.

Posted by: Zombie John Murtha

>Due to inflation we're bringing back the days of pork-barrel politics.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 19, 2022 03:23 PM (w2Z7l)

459 Shades of "a small incursion."

Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2022 03:24 PM (aeePL)

460 The 60 Minutes "interview" was carefully stage managed to make Biden look more vigorous and in charge than he actually is.

Notice Biden, walking purposely down the carpet, with the wizened gnome of an interviewer walking next to Biden as the two "conversed" during the course of the interview.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 03:24 PM (5pTK/)

461 The day will come when Biden is found wandering the streets clad only in his diaper.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 19, 2022 03:08 PM (eGTCV)
........

I'm betting he doesn't make it to the street, but gets stuck in a hedge.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

462 Exactly. Never understood why they hit NY on 9/11. If it had been Houston, half the country would have said we had it coming.

I'll take a swing at that. Because I don't think the goal was ever to topple the United States. It was to get the United States to topple itself, by becoming a police state. And it worked to perfection. If they would have hit Houston ? Then they wouldn't have provoked the desired reaction.

Posted by: SuperChamp at September 19, 2022 03:24 PM (nllFD)

463 I came the UK to challenge this jerk wad Queen Liz or something to a push up contest and they never showed up last.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 03:24 PM (LrYuZ)

464 Given their heartfelt response to our Venezuelan friends, I propose renaming Martha's Vineyard to "North Caracas".

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 19, 2022 03:24 PM (g1EEm)

465 Tempe Tantrum is what happened after ASU canned Herm Edwards this weekend

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 19, 2022 03:17 PM (OgrpQ)
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Sounds racist.

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 03:24 PM (krQz2)

466 Martha Farker!

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at September 19, 2022 03:24 PM (lf83v)

467 Martha Quinn
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2022

***
I'd have liked to stroll through a vineyard with her back in the '80s.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2022 03:25 PM (J2vNu)

468 Shades of "a small incursion."
Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2022 03:24 PM (aeePL)
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Yeah, I noticed that too. The Junta is eager to start a war and distract from the domestic issues they've completely screwed up.

Yes, I am that cynical. Why do you ask?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 03:25 PM (5pTK/)

469 Martha Quinn
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2022 03:23 PM (xgDP0)
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Medicine Woman

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 03:25 PM (krQz2)

470 I seriously doubt that the Muslim lunatics that attacked the US on 9/11 had some long-term super plan in mind to cause what happened. I think they just felt the need to attack the "great satan" and punish us for being successful, powerful, and not Islamic. And that's as far as it went.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 03:25 PM (Ivdso)

471 Horse Face Hochul is getting beat in the polls. How do I know? Democrats are raising a phony issue.

New York DA launches 'criminal' probe into Republican candidate Lee Zeldin over election fraud allegations

https://tinyurl.com/ms4fy6xn

Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2022 03:26 PM (mSy8I)

472 The EPA says that burning wood to create power is carbon neutral, so we got that going for us.

Posted by: Javems at September 19, 2022 03:26 PM (AmoqO)

473 Still think The Ho will be6 sole proprietary of the Oval Office before 2024.
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2022 03:14 PM (k8B25)

My marker is still on President Yellen being impeached but not convicted for the second time in the first quarter of 2024

No one wants to cover my bet so far.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2022 03:26 PM (xhaym)

474 Well it won't be a Coup d'etat, it's a matter if Sundowner strokes out. Either is but a puppet for the Deep State

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2022 03:26 PM (k8B25)

475 Axe-swinging madman terrorizes some NYC diner:

https://tinyurl.com/mtpp2nsx

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2022 03:26 PM (dCxaZ)

476 Martha Quinn
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2022 03:23 PM (xgDP0)
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Medicine Woman
Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022

***
Jane Seymour for the win

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2022 03:27 PM (J2vNu)

477 Har, Har! Federal Judge just refused doofus Florida state attorney's request for stay in his "suspension" by DeathStarantis for not upholding Florida state law, Forbes is reluctant to report...but his suit goes on the same outfit reports, hopefully.

Yeah, the Feds can't actually interfere in state matters this way and somehow suggest that state employed attorneys have federal grievance avenues to pursue if suspended for not doing their jobs...

Posted by: Boswell at September 19, 2022 03:27 PM (+Cgut)

478 The Bee reports on MV's Revenge:
https://is.gd/KOpAcM

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 19, 2022 03:27 PM (llON8)

479 I'm betting he doesn't make it to the street, but gets stuck in a hedge.

As long as we don't find Joey stuck to a little girl...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2022 03:27 PM (KvX94)

480 The EPA says that burning wood to create power is carbon neutral, so we got that going for us.

Posted by: Javems at September 19, 2022 03:26 PM (AmoqO)

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That will likely apply as well to burning starved human bodies ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 19, 2022 03:28 PM (ucPEp)

481 The EPA says that burning wood to create power is carbon neutral, so we got that going for us.
Posted by: Javems at September 19, 2022 03:26 PM (AmoqO)
.......

I thought the rain forests were essential to the health of Gaia.
Silly me.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

482 The numbers 9 1 1 are the sign of the devil and represents hate and racism.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 03:28 PM (LrYuZ)

483 The Bee reports on MV's Revenge:
https://is.gd/KOpAcM
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 19, 2022 03:27 PM (llON8

Lulz.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

484 I think she would desperately want to be rid of the walking husk for her preferred candidate, but that things have gone so wrong that she doesn't want to put that albatross around Kamala's neck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2022 03:22 PM (oINRc)

I have seen no actual evidence that anyone in America cares for Kamala Harris. Note that a lot of bad press comes out about her at regular intervals from even the mainstream press without pushback.

If Jarrett was masterminding a succession plan, she should be building up some real credentials, no matter how manufactured. I figure Harris was put up because she has so little support the Bidenites feel safe, and the occasional blunder by Harris just makes them safer.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 03:29 PM (eoQWY)

485 Axe-swinging madman terrorizes some NYC diner:

https://tinyurl.com/mtpp2nsx
Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2022 03:26 PM (dCxaZ)
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He axed a question open to almost anybody.

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 03:29 PM (krQz2)

486 The EPA says that burning wood to create power is carbon neutral, so we got that going for us.
Posted by: Javems at September 19, 2022 03:26 PM (AmoqO)

We can't burn coal, which is hotter and more efficient, but we can drain the world of trees?

These people are out of their fucking minds......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

487 War would be good for business?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 03:29 PM (akfkg)

488 Baby bear refuses to let go of Ranger who saved him from fire:

https://tinyurl.com/bdzxsaxe

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2022 03:30 PM (dCxaZ)

489 Axe-swinging madman terrorizes some NYC diner:

Already set free, no bail.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at September 19, 2022 03:30 PM (Vu7A1)

490 No sh*t when I heard Pedo Joe say that I almost fell out of my chair. Off to war with China. China should have invaded right away and Joe Pedo would be stuck involving us in a two theater war (Ukraine and China)

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at September 19, 2022 03:30 PM (fMhOl)

491 20 I think we will defend Taiwan as long as it takes to move TSMD to California.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 19, 2022 02:19 PM (uia9V)

I thought TSMC was going to another waterless state, AZ?

Posted by: clutch at September 19, 2022 03:30 PM (9UmRs)

492 >>> 487 War would be good for business?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 03:29 PM (akfkg)

Depends on the business.

Posted by: Lockheed Martin at September 19, 2022 03:30 PM (llON8)

493 How does burning wood create electricity in Europe ????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 03:30 PM (LrYuZ)

494 Shades of "a small incursion."
Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2022 03:24 PM (aeePL)
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Yeah, I noticed that too. The Junta is eager to start a war and distract from the domestic issues they've completely screwed up.

Yes, I am that cynical. Why do you ask?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 03:25 PM (5pTK/)
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Given the leadership in the Pentagon, it won't stay small for long. And the outcome very much in doubt.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2022 03:31 PM (anj39)

495 The clothes have no emperor.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 19, 2022 03:32 PM (BJKQV)

496 I'm seeing stories now that Joe and DOCTOR JILL were late for the Queen's funeral and had to wait outside and then sit in the back. LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 19, 2022 03:32 PM (ZGrMX)

497 I was disappointed that none of the speakers at the Queen’s funeral chose to observe International
Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 19, 2022 03:32 PM (xgDP0)

498 All wood that is to be burned in Europe must be a shade of white and not dark wood so that it is not perceived to be racist towards persons of color.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 19, 2022 03:32 PM (LrYuZ)

499 Joe has always been a few cards short of a full deck, these days, however, he's a few cards wondering where the deck went.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 03:32 PM (5pTK/)

500 Twin towers were full of wall street companies. Wall street companies are full of Jews. It's as simple as that.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 19, 2022 03:32 PM (g1EEm)

501 >>> 486 The EPA says that burning wood to create power is carbon neutral, so we got that going for us.
Posted by: Javems at September 19, 2022 03:26 PM (AmoqO)

We can't burn coal, which is hotter and more efficient, but we can drain the world of trees?

These people are out of their fucking minds......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2022 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

These are the same people who love the giant bird- and bat-blenders aka "windmills".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 19, 2022 03:32 PM (llON8)

502 Yeah, I noticed that too. The Junta is eager to start a war and distract from the domestic issues they've completely screwed up.

Yes, I am that cynical. Why do you ask?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 03:25 PM (5pTK/)

its hardly cynicism when its been the authoritarian game plan for 10000 years.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 03:32 PM (eoQWY)

503 Yeah, I noticed that too. The Junta is eager to start a war and distract from the domestic issues they've completely screwed up.

Yes, I am that cynical. Why do you ask?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 03:25 PM (5pTK/)

As a young'un in the 1960's and 70's I clearly recall my parents saying the standard method for democrats to get out of economic problems (they were talking about the Great Depression) was to get us into a war. We're so far in debt now I doubt that trick will work this time.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 19, 2022 03:32 PM (+VYe5)

504 60 Minutes said they wanted to interview "the President" and must have been a little disappointed to find the Junta sent out Biden

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 19, 2022 03:32 PM (qqy9u)

505 -
Due to inflation we're bringing back the days of pork-barrel politics.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 19, 2022 03:23 PM -
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Due to inflation, were forced to look forward to insect-barrel politics.

Posted by: irright at September 19, 2022 03:33 PM (SchQD)

506 402 Next up: Biden's blatherings were taken out of context.

What context, pray tell, would make those blathering sensible?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 03:13 PM (m5Cga)

The Alternate Universe that Joe believes he is really in. Heavy, heavy drug use to make a person resemble a functioning human for several hours a day causes this.

Posted by: Gref at September 19, 2022 03:33 PM (AMIL/)

507 Peace sells but nobody's buying.

Posted by: Bosk at September 19, 2022 03:33 PM (v4L7Y)

508 I saw it on Bad Blue, thought guy had a hammer

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2022 03:33 PM (k8B25)

509 Still think The Ho will be sole proprietary of the Oval Office before 2024.
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2022 03:14 PM (k8B25)

I think that was the original plan. I think Jarrett and Klain are going to ride Joe as far as they can now because of how hilariously inept Kumalot is.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 19, 2022 03:34 PM (ZGrMX)

510 Sweden has already soured on the almighty EV:

https://tinyurl.com/3prx5t9k

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2022 03:34 PM (dCxaZ)

511 No sh*t when I heard Pedo Joe say that I almost fell out of my chair. Off to war with China. China should have invaded right away and Joe Pedo would be stuck involving us in a two theater war (Ukraine and China)

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at September 19, 2022 03:30 PM (fMhOl)

If we go to war with China you will see us continue making interest payments on the US debt they have bought. We will wind up like the Euros sanctioning Russian oil and then buying it through China or India instead.

At that point the hold US banking supremacy will be shown to be meaningless.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2022 03:34 PM (xhaym)

512
I think that is buck for your bang.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur

It was only a matter of time before someone brought up Fang Fang

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 19, 2022 03:34 PM (n+4am)

513
Could all the ads on this site for removing toe fungus contain a way forward for getting rid of this administration? Maybe that's the issue that's actually attracting the ad programs.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 19, 2022 03:34 PM (QaC0D)

514 Ever notice on movies filmed in forests in Europe, that the trees are all lined up in rows like they were planted by man?

That's because they were. Europe had nearly completely deforest itself for building and charcoal.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2022 03:34 PM (Y5qcH)

515 Ă

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 03:34 PM (akfkg)

516 These are the same people who love the giant bird- and bat-blenders aka "windmills".

I swear the stupid "is hotdog sandwich" level Twitter meme "birds aren't real" was made up by the Deep State to cover for windmills.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 19, 2022 03:35 PM (ZGrMX)

517 Until the Chicoms build a cargo ship running on nothing but batteries and hauling nothing but batteries, I won't believe we have a green new deal.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 19, 2022 03:35 PM (w2Z7l)

518 Given the leadership in the Pentagon, it won't stay small for long. And the outcome very much in doubt.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2022 03:31 PM (anj39)
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I sincerely doubt the Junta really cares. The Junta already sold the White House to China. Will it really bother the Junta if a few major American cities get turned into radioactive ash?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 03:35 PM (5pTK/)

519 If we go to war with China you will see us continue making interest payments on the US debt they have bought. We will wind up like the Euros sanctioning Russian oil and then buying it through China or India instead.

At that point the hold US banking supremacy will be shown to be meaningless.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2022 03:34 PM (xhaym)

We are already buying Russian oil from India.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 03:35 PM (eoQWY)

520 This is sort of limited good news. Federal court rules that private companies cannot censor opinions in the name of free speech

https://tinyurl.com/5v4bywuh

In his opinion, Federal Judge Andrew S. Oldham of the Fifth Circuit said the platforms argued for "a rather odd inversion of the First Amendment" that "buried somewhere in the person’s enumerated right to free speech lies a corporation’s unenumerated right to muzzle speech."

"Today we reject the idea that corporations have a freewheeling First Amendment right to censor what people say," Judge Oldham continued.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 03:36 PM (Ivdso)

521 That's because they were. Europe had nearly completely deforest itself for building and charcoal.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2022 03:34 PM (Y5qcH)
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I believe Rome, during the Roman empire, completely deforested the surrounding areas, in order to heat the Roman baths.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 03:36 PM (5pTK/)

522 What context, pray tell, would make those blathering sensible?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 19, 2022 03:13 PM (m5Cga)

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What ever answer Karine Talksalot drags out of her hiney will be "good enough".

Posted by: Axeman at September 19, 2022 03:36 PM (krQz2)

523 I sincerely doubt the Junta really cares. The Junta already sold the White House to China. Will it really bother the Junta if a few major American cities get turned into radioactive ash?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 03:35 PM (5pTK/)

If you sell the WH to China, you'd think you'd avoid going to war with them at least. Somehow this Admin has sold out AND increased tensions with China.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 03:36 PM (eoQWY)

524 At his best FJB was a venal, vicious sub-mediocrity.
At this point he's not at his best.

Posted by: Zek at September 19, 2022 03:36 PM (OzNIz)

525 Ever notice on movies filmed in forests in Europe, that the trees are all lined up in rows like they were planted by man?

That's because they were. Europe had nearly completely deforest itself for building and charcoal.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

That's the neat thing. If you replant, it's sustainable.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2022 03:36 PM (Fm/a6)

526 525 That's the neat thing. If you replant, it's sustainable.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2022 03:36 PM (Fm/a6)

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Don't clear the underbrush, though.

That would be against Gaia's wishes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 19, 2022 03:37 PM (LvTSG)

527 Haiti is what a country looks like when it's primary energy source is wood.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2022 03:38 PM (Y5qcH)

528 WE HAZ A NOOD

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2022 03:38 PM (k8B25)

529 Noodus disinformation-iana

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 19, 2022 03:38 PM (J2vNu)

530 486 The EPA says that burning wood to create power is carbon neutral, so we got that going for us.
Posted by: Javems at September 19, 2022 03:26 PM (AmoqO)

What the actual fuck?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2022 03:38 PM (W/9Bb)

531 504 60 Minutes said they wanted to interview "the President" and must have been a little disappointed to find the Junta sent out Biden

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 19, 2022 03:32 PM (qqy9u)

Joe has told huge lies for so long and gotten away with it that his standard operating mode in public long ago became lie, lie, lie. It is how his brain is wired. It would be fascinating to see the best interrogators in the FBI question Joe. The interrogators would be babbling nutjobs after a couple of hours of trying to trap Joe into lying to the FBI.

Posted by: Gref at September 19, 2022 03:38 PM (AMIL/)

532 Old and busted: A chicken in every pot

New and cool: Cockroaches and other bugs in every pot

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2022 03:38 PM (FVME7)

533 If we go to war with China you will see us continue making interest payments on the US debt they have bought. We will wind up like the Euros sanctioning Russian oil and then buying it through China or India instead.

At that point the hold US banking supremacy will be shown to be meaningless.
Posted by: Kindltot
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The $100.00 bill backed by black gold will reign during our lifetimes. The hell of Joe Biden and deep state will be wiped away.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 03:38 PM (akfkg)

534 That's because they were. Europe had nearly completely deforest itself for building and charcoal.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 19, 2022 03:34 PM (Y5qcH)
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I believe Rome, during the Roman empire, completely deforested the surrounding areas, in order to heat the Roman baths.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 03:36 PM (5pTK/)

The baths would only be a minor contributor compared to heating and cooking of the homes of the populace.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 03:39 PM (eoQWY)

535 That's the neat thing. If you replant, it's sustainable.

Yes. Trees are crops like wheat or apples, its just a longer harvest time. There are patches of cottonwoods planted around Oregon and Washington, 100 square acres or more. The plant an acre a year, and harvest an acre a year at the 10-year mark, and they just cycle through permanently harvesting trees.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2022 03:39 PM (Ivdso)

536 Sweden has already soured on the almighty EV:

https://tinyurl.com/3prx5t9k
Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2022 03:34 PM (dCxaZ)
........

It's OK, they have lots of trees to burn.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2022 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

537 I find it hard to believe Joey's handlers didn't let these particular clips get broadcast on purpose. Although I do also think they really could be that incompetent, so...I don't know. Maybe they are trying to confuse us and have us guessing whether they stupid or incompetent, while they continue their plans to destroy the country.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 19, 2022 03:40 PM (fs1hN)

538 Am I wrong in assuming now that the pandemic is over, all the EUAs supporting the use of the COVID experimental medical interventions are null and void, enabling Big Pharma to incur liability for their continued use?

Posted by: CV_Gas at September 19, 2022 03:40 PM (cZZI6)

539 The EPA says that burning wood to create power is carbon neutral, so we got that going for us.
Posted by: Javems at September 19, 2022 03:26 PM (AmoqO)

What the actual fuck?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2022 03:38 PM (W/9Bb)

So if we put coal or oil *inside* wood, that negates the evil humours and its all good, right?

Science!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 03:40 PM (eoQWY)

540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7eHO_PEWLk

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 19, 2022 03:40 PM (akfkg)

541 Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2022 03:30 PM (dCxaZ)

I'm sorry, but I thank cute animals photos are not allowed on any threads but the Cafe thread and possibly "Pets" but that is pushing it a bit. We're only letting it go this time, but please only stick to "America is over", "We will never recover", "I wish I were dead" or other such-like diatribes.

Posted by: ASHQ monitors at September 19, 2022 03:41 PM (vH/6k)

542 If you sell the WH to China, you'd think you'd avoid going to war with them at least. Somehow this Admin has sold out AND increased tensions with China.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 03:36 PM (eoQWY)
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China is about to learn Democrat promises have expiration dates.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 03:41 PM (5pTK/)

543 If you sell the WH to China, you'd think you'd avoid going to war with them at least. Somehow this Admin has sold out AND increased tensions with China.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 03:36 PM (eoQWY)
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China is about to learn Democrat promises have expiration dates.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 03:41 PM (5pTK/)

Dems likely will learn that unlike betrayed Republicans, China might get pissed and take action.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 03:43 PM (eoQWY)

544 If a tree is determined to be Gay or Lesbian through a test that costs 155 Euros per tree, then that tree cannot be cut down and used to warm your house this winter in Germany.

Posted by: The EU Diversity Authority at September 19, 2022 03:43 PM (LrYuZ)

545 Dems likely will learn that unlike betrayed Republicans, China might get pissed and take action.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2022 03:43 PM (eoQWY)
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Might? I think it's a given China will take action. The Junta isn't smart. They're just venal and stupid with a thin veneer of cunning.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 19, 2022 03:48 PM (5pTK/)

546 Who do you get when FJB starts talking math when discussing inflation?

Captain Calculus.

Up and inch. Wrong units. Precents are not inches.

In the interview he is somehow arguing, because the inflation rate of change from month to month is flat, inflation has been stopped. No, inflation is the amount of year to year change for a given month which for September is 8.3%.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 19, 2022 03:53 PM (/qNGG)

547 Isn't it really time to call him Resident Biden and to name the actual person in charge as President Klain?

Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at September 19, 2022 03:54 PM (oMkPq)

548 I'm reminded of a news conference by Truman.

Asked about a report that U.S. policy in Europe was to change, he replied: "I haven't heard anything about it, and [ b]I make the policy."

(emphasis mine)

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 19, 2022 03:57 PM (kaTIH)

549 (emphasis would have been mine)

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 19, 2022 03:58 PM (kaTIH)

550 Newspeak: Good Information. Old Speak: Propaganda.

The midterm elections reek already in three specific ways.

Every single vector the Left used to game the 2020 election (very likely in even earlier elections) are still in place such as ballot harvesting, drop boxes, extended voting periods, mail in ballots, or no voter id. The Democrat media is pushing that the polls are suddenly collapsing from a Republican blowout to a dead heat in November without a single condition changing to warrant that change; this sets up the conditions to claim the Democrats had another stunning come from behind election. Which leads directly to a salient reason for FJB screeching about Maga Republicans being a threat to democracy: to suppress any discussion or investigation that the election was corrupted and when useful sic the DOJ/FBI on dissenters.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 19, 2022 04:30 PM (/qNGG)

551 Nothings demonstrates honor, courage and integrity when asked about your official policies and the swamp goes "Guess."

We know. Go back to grooming.

Posted by: Obama's boyfriend at September 19, 2022 06:25 PM (EcD5Y)

552 The President does not speak for the President.

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Posted by: Sarah at September 20, 2022 09:04 AM (8OyKe)

556 This is the FOURTH time Biden has done this with Taiwan.

Fourth time the WH - who knows who, whoever is really running the country - issued a hasty walk back.

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Biden Announces He Would Commit US Troops to Defend Taiwan Against China;
White House Rushes Out Statement That The "President" Does Not Speak for the U.S. Government