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Portrait Of A Woman
Nicolaes Pickenoy

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 She's sort disappointed in you too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 23, 2022 09:30 AM (7bRMQ)

2 Making her wear this ridiculous outfit.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 23, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)

3 "Portrait Of A Woman"

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How can you tell? Are you mis-gendering someone?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2022 09:31 AM (YIVH2)

4 She's got some city miles on her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 09:31 AM (LvTSG)

5 The glove is to slap you.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 23, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)

6 Were those collars an earlier version of the "cone of shame"?

Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2022 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

7 What is a woman?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2022 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

8 She's got some city miles on her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 09:31 AM (LvTSG)

Much more wear than highway miles.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 23, 2022 09:32 AM (7bRMQ)

9 I feel like this is the person who changed the price of my kid and her boyfriend's favorite Mexican restaurant dish from $18 2 weeks ago to $24 today (when I looked to see if we all should go and try it)...yes, that's a 33% increase on an item...probably on the whole menu, but I haven't been in awhile...

Posted by: Nova local at September 23, 2022 09:32 AM (exHjb)

10 She looks fun.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 23, 2022 09:33 AM (Y5qcH)

11 Why is she wearing the cone of shame?

Posted by: huerfano at September 23, 2022 09:33 AM (dTFZY)

12 With that hat it looks lime she's Red Team Leader going in for a Death Star bombing run.

Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2022 09:33 AM (U1eOr)

13 Not the outfit I would have selected.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2022 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

14 Not buying the woman thing at all.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 23, 2022 09:33 AM (a4EWo)

15 Just *a* woman? He just found her at court and said, "Prithee, Mistress, wouldst thou care to be my model?"

And she came back with, "Sure, Jack. Lead an' I'll follow!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 09:34 AM (J2vNu)

16 Not buying the woman thing at all.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 23, 2022 09:33 AM (a4EWo)

Trust me...she's not selling.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2022 09:34 AM (XIJ/X)

17 I bet she got good reception with that thing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 23, 2022 09:34 AM (Y5qcH)

18 Pretty sure she's one of Norman Fell's ancestors

Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2022 09:34 AM (U1eOr)

19 The beer goggles! They do nothing!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2022 09:34 AM (yQpMk)

20 Fashion trends have become somewhat more relaxed in recent years.

Posted by: huerfano at September 23, 2022 09:34 AM (dTFZY)

21 Why is she wearing the cone of shame?
Posted by: huerfano at September 23, 2022


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To keep her from scratching

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 09:34 AM (J2vNu)

22 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

23 Why is she wearing the cone of shame?

Posted by: huerfano at September 23, 2022 09:33 AM (dTFZY)

To keep from licking herself, of course.

Posted by: Cone of Kink at September 23, 2022 09:35 AM (7bRMQ)

24 Man hands!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 23, 2022 09:35 AM (a4EWo)

25 "Portrait Of A Woman"

Of. A. What!!!???

Posted by: m at September 23, 2022 09:35 AM (8rTNG)

26 Item #34, gentlemen.

Low mileage, gently used, clean women.


What are your bids?

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 09:35 AM (gmo/4)

27 Hes not a biologist! How would he know if thats a woman?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2022 09:35 AM (BRHaw)

28 Those are some interesting hands

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at September 23, 2022 09:35 AM (3wNhr)

29 That's a man.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

30 1 She's sort disappointed in you too.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 23, 2022 09:30 AM (7bRMQ)

LOL

Posted by: m at September 23, 2022 09:35 AM (8rTNG)

31 Portrait Of A Woman
Nicolaes Pickenoy

Posted by CBD at 09:30 AM Comments

Could'a fooled me.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 09:36 AM (/EuRN)

32 Pretty sure she's one of Norman Fell's ancestors

Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2022 09:34 AM (U1eOr)

I can see that.

Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2022 09:36 AM (AwYPR)

33 "Does this dress make my ass look incredibly fucking huge?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

34 And no one at the office ever figured out where all the coffee filters were going.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2022 09:36 AM (bW8dp)

35 She's got Man Hands, man.

Posted by: Stu-22 at September 23, 2022 09:36 AM (J8sNU)

36 The brushwork is a bit ruff.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 09:36 AM (yikp0)

37 6 Were those collars an earlier version of the "cone of shame"?
Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2022 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

Y'all are all hilarious today.

Posted by: m at September 23, 2022 09:36 AM (8rTNG)

38 She wearing the cone of shame cause she was biting her toenails!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2022 09:36 AM (BRHaw)

39 That's a still from the Netflix movie, "The Stacy Abrams Story"

Posted by: Naked, sitting in a sensory deprivation room, smoking crack. at September 23, 2022 09:36 AM (QY+6a)

40
"You expect me to believe that story?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2022 09:36 AM (1Nxff)

41 looks like she's about to challenge me to a selbu mitten knitting duel....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 09:36 AM (/EuRN)

42 Portrait Of A Woman with Man Hands

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2022 09:37 AM (88xKn)

43 There is a stack of paper plates around that woman's neck.

Odd, would not hang because, portrait.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 23, 2022 09:37 AM (ZCool)

44 Fetterman needs one of those collars

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 23, 2022 09:37 AM (m1cRN)

45 Those buttons look like an afterthought.
Maybe it's a chain. It just looks wrong.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2022 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

46 She looks like a barrel of fun.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2022 09:37 AM (W/9Bb)

47 I thought Nicolaes Pickenoy was a novel by Charles Dickens??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 09:37 AM (yikp0)

48 Pretty sure she's one of Norman Fell's ancestors
Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2022


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Yeah, there's some resemblance. In my Girl From U.N.C.L.E. story, I used the original Mark Slate from the pilot episode as played by Norman Fell, and described him as having a "phlegmatic, rather mournful face." Seems to fit here.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 09:38 AM (J2vNu)

49 It's fun how she has a somewhat kind face, and absolutely menacing hands... Very motherly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 09:38 AM (/EuRN)

50 "Does this dress make my ass look incredibly fucking huge?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

No honey. It's the large amount of fat in your ass that makes you look huge.


I came to, much later, in the ER.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 09:38 AM (gmo/4)

51 I thought Nicolaes Pickenoy was a novel by Charles Dickens??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 09:37 AM (yikp0)

Nope. It's called Nicholas Nickelback."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2022 09:38 AM (XIJ/X)

52 And no one at the office ever figured out where all the coffee filters were going.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2022 09:36 AM (bW8dp)
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She smuggled them home and eventually became the #1 coffee filter distributor in Amsterdam

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2022 09:38 AM (YIVH2)

53 > I thought Nicolaes Pickenoy was a novel by Charles Dickens??

According to Monty Python, it's Knickerless Nickleby.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2022 09:38 AM (bW8dp)

54 She’s Dutch, methinks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 23, 2022 09:38 AM (Hn+0J)

55 Portrait Of A Woman
Nicolaes Pickenoy

Posted by CBD at 09:30 AM Comments

Could'a fooled me.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 09:36 AM (/EuRN)

Well, just who painted it then? Hmmmm? Hmmmm?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 23, 2022 09:38 AM (7bRMQ)

56 She was used as the original prototype for a basketball.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

57 I thought Nicolaes Pickenoy was a novel by Charles Dickens??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022


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The Pickenoy Papers?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 09:38 AM (J2vNu)

58 Seems in century's long ago in the wig periods cutting off your real hair then wearing a wig was common.

Never figured out why

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 23, 2022 09:38 AM (m1cRN)

59 47 I thought Nicolaes Pickenoy was a novel by Charles Dickens??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 09:37 AM (yikp0)

That was Pickolas Nickleby.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 09:39 AM (/EuRN)

60 34 And no one at the office ever figured out where all the coffee filters were going.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2022 09:36 AM (bW8dp)

Out loud, I laughed. Out loud.

Posted by: m at September 23, 2022 09:39 AM (8rTNG)

61 51 Nope. It's called Nicholas Nickelback."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2022 09:38 AM (XIJ/X)

========

DeSantis' favorite book.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 09:39 AM (LvTSG)

62 34 natural pearls visible.

I think I could have forced myself to have married her back then.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 09:39 AM (yikp0)

63 Pretty sure she's one of Norman Fell's ancestors
Posted by: 496
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lol

Resemblance is uncanny.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2022 09:39 AM (TQezW)

64 > Seems in century's long ago in the wig periods cutting off your real hair then wearing a wig was common.

> Never figured out why

Lice. You shaved your head and wore a wig. Then if the wig got lice in it, you could just boil that sucker.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2022 09:39 AM (bW8dp)

65 Seems in century's long ago in the wig periods cutting off your real hair then wearing a wig was common.

Never figured out why

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 23, 2022 09:38 AM (m1cRN)

Lice?

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 09:39 AM (gmo/4)

66 From Wiki:
The work of Pickenoy is difficult to distinguish from that of some of his contemporaries. Typical of Pickenoy are the fiercely invading light that makes the heads stand out sharply, the somewhat exaggerated gestures, the large greenish brown shadows and the odd-shaped eyes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2022 09:39 AM (BRHaw)

67 Never figured out why

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 23, 2022 09:38 AM (m1cRN)

Lice.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2022 09:39 AM (XIJ/X)

68
Dressed like a common slut, I see.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2022 09:40 AM (1Nxff)

69 Her right hand looks more manly than her left one.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2022 09:40 AM (TQezW)

70 Never figured out why

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 23, 2022 09:38 AM (m1cRN)

fleas

Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2022 09:40 AM (AwYPR)

71 58 Seems in century's long ago in the wig periods cutting off your real hair then wearing a wig was common.

Never figured out why
Posted by: Skip's phone at September 23, 2022 09:38 AM (m1cRN)

The standard Middle School answer is Lice, "because everything from before me was gross and stupid".

The real answer is probably because styling products hadn't been invented yet, and it was more fun to style a wig and have it stay that way than have to deal with your own dumb unruly human hair.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 09:40 AM (/EuRN)

72 64 Lice. You shaved your head and wore a wig. Then if the wig got lice in it, you could just boil that sucker.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2022 09:39 AM (bW8dp)

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Color it pink to be punk rock.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 09:40 AM (LvTSG)

73 45 Those buttons look like an afterthought.
Maybe it's a chain. It just looks wrong.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2022 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

It's a chain of bagworms.

Posted by: m at September 23, 2022 09:40 AM (8rTNG)

74 Lice. You shaved your head and wore a wig. Then if the wig got lice in it, you could just boil that sucker.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2022 09:39 AM (bW8dp)

mmm mmm good Cambells Broth with Lice!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2022 09:40 AM (BRHaw)

75 She is ready to marry off the last of her daughters and enjoy a little peace and quiet.

Posted by: fluffy at September 23, 2022 09:40 AM (UqnOO)

76 Lice.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 23, 2022 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

77 Seems in century's long ago in the wig periods cutting off your real hair then wearing a wig was common.

Never figured out why
Posted by: Skip's phone at September 23, 2022


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One word: Lice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 09:40 AM (J2vNu)

78 She’s Dutch, methinks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 23, 2022 09:38 AM (Hn+0J)

Not a chance.

If you take her to dinner, you are buying.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2022 09:41 AM (XIJ/X)

79 77 One word: Lice.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 09:40 AM (J2vNu)

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Is it still one word if it's been said a dozen times before?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 09:41 AM (LvTSG)

80
If you take her to dinner, you are buying.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2022 09:41 AM (XIJ/X)



And it will happen BEFORE you see the Golden Corral tattoo on the small of her back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

81 Not the painting I was expecting for a Friday.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2022 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

82 So, what does the ring on the right forefinger signify??

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2022 09:42 AM (88xKn)

83 I would shave my head bald in a second if I had lice.

Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2022 09:42 AM (U1eOr)

84 The Dutch are some of the tallest people in Europa!


Had to be said.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 09:42 AM (gmo/4)

85 They were called "lice wigs".

(yeah, blast from the past).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2022 09:42 AM (bW8dp)

86 Not bad lace
Shame about the face!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 09:42 AM (yikp0)

87 I'm glad to see this artist (who was probably a white, hetero-normative cisgendered colonialist oppressor) at least had the decency to capitalize "Woman" in the title.

I notice most of you haven't, but capitalizing both of the words Black and Women/Woman shows a level of respect that is warranted for these minority groups that the GOP and the cons and MAGA are out to destroy!

Posted by: Eliot Rosewater (from the last thread) at September 23, 2022 09:42 AM (JCZqz)

88 She looks...sturdy...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 23, 2022 09:42 AM (gryET)

89 Pretty sure she's one of Norman Fell's ancestors

Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2022 09:34 AM


Truth.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2022 09:43 AM (Wnv9h)

90 Those buttons were just decorations. There's velcro on the back.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 23, 2022 09:43 AM (7bRMQ)

91 I wonder if they shaved other parts because of lice.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 23, 2022 09:43 AM (ZCool)

92 Stop it already with the overt sexuality!

Posted by: red speck at September 23, 2022 09:43 AM (gS3OW)

93 Lice. You shaved your head and wore a wig. Then if the wig got lice in it, you could just boil that sucker.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2022 09:39 AM (bW8dp)
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Just make sure you sous vide that shit in Nyquil! -- TikTok

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2022 09:43 AM (YIVH2)

94 Wow, Rutger Hauer has really let himself go, not even counting the "transitioning".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2022 09:43 AM (bW8dp)

95 82 So, what does the ring on the right forefinger signify??
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2022 09:42 AM (88xKn)

Leeuwenhoek High School, class of 1687

Go, Beavers!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 09:43 AM (/EuRN)

96 > I wonder if they shaved other parts because of lice.

Yes, and you could also buy pubic wigs. They were called "merkins".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2022 09:44 AM (bW8dp)

97 She is ready to marry off the last of her daughters and enjoy a little peace and quiet.
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Yes, it's been a rough 16 years.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 09:44 AM (yikp0)

98 59 47 I thought Nicolaes Pickenoy was a novel by Charles Dickens??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 09:37 AM (yikp0)

That was Pickolas Nickleby.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 09:39 AM (/EuRN)

Pickolas-->Pickleless

Posted by: m at September 23, 2022 09:44 AM (8rTNG)

99 Is she pregnant? Why does the line of buttons protrude? Why don't they go straight down>

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2022 09:44 AM (lf83v)

100 Leeuwenhoek High School, class of 1687

Go, Beavers!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 09:43 AM (/EuRN)

I'm putting this comment under a microscope.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2022 09:44 AM (XIJ/X)

101 I think the fabric of the universe has been torn...

My new PC suddenly started misbehaving. I tried a few fixes but it didn't work. So in desperation I called Dell yesterday. The damned thing is still under warranty!

The tech diagnosed the hardware problem and they are sending a repair guy. With the parts. Today. No arguments. No problems. Just..."Yes, we will fix it."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2022 09:44 AM (XIJ/X)

102 Are you referring to Colonel Brandt?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 23, 2022 08:11 AM

Shannon was a Colonel?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 23, 2022 08:16 AM (M9XmQ)


That was a joke riffing on the "getting the correct people in the military comment".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 23, 2022 09:44 AM (z99Zw)

103 So, what does the ring on the right forefinger signify??
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She can have you murdered at the drop of a glove.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 09:44 AM (yikp0)

104 Wow, Rutger Hauer has really let himself go, not even counting the "transitioning".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2022 09:43 AM (bW8dp)



Well, considering he's been dead for 3 years......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

105 I'm not getting Norman Fell exactly, but some character actress, the kind who usually played frontier (or city) landladies or schoolmarms.

Fine realistic detail, though, including the ski gloves or mittens. This painter was born in 1588, and even indoors could be chilly in the 17th century. Good idea to have some warm gloves.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 09:45 AM (J2vNu)

106 62 34 I think I could have forced myself to have married her back then.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 09:39 AM (yikp0)

And who would be marrying her front then?

Posted by: m at September 23, 2022 09:45 AM (8rTNG)

107 > And it will happen BEFORE you see the Golden Corral tattoo on the small of her back.

Her Golden Corral tramp stamp is probably a punch card. Every tenth gorging at Golden Corral is free!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2022 09:45 AM (bW8dp)

108 I wonder if they shaved other parts because of lice.

*

That's where the modern "hardwood" look for women came from. Whores got crabs easier, so they shaved. It became trendy and now non-whores think it's cool.

It's interesting how that works with so many other parts of society, too. Low-class / criminal element fashion becomes accepted and trendy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 23, 2022 09:46 AM (Vx4B5)

109 You guys are all making jokes about her, but that little woman is worth her weight in tulip bulbs!


Troff Van der Lucking, Tulip pimp.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 09:46 AM (gmo/4)

110
The tech diagnosed the hardware problem and they are sending a repair guy. With the parts. Today. No arguments. No problems. Just..."Yes, we will fix it."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2022 09:44 AM (XIJ/X)



I usually tell people that ask me to go with Dell for this reason. They learned a lesson years ago and pulled a lot of their support back from India and have improved exponentially in this area.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

111 Younger acquaintance on the ranch next door just got a gift from Biden - his Obamacare insurance policy is going up $150 month for the last quarter. He"s paying $700 a month to be self-insured except for a catastrophe. But people need to keep this inflation thing in perspective.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 23, 2022 09:46 AM (AaLDK)

112 Her Golden Corral tramp stamp is probably a punch card. Every tenth gorging at Golden Corral is free!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2022 09:45 AM (bW8dp)

The employees all call it "the Boss Wave".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 09:46 AM (/EuRN)

113 I said Baby!
You know when you bend over I see every bit of Christmas
And when you bend back I'm looking right into the new year

Posted by: Count de Monet gots the I Don't Know blues at September 23, 2022 09:46 AM (4I/2K)

114 I am just so impressed with the innovative title of this painting.

Clearly, the artist was a genius.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2022 09:46 AM (lf83v)

115
The employees all call it "the Boss Wave".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 09:46 AM (/EuRN)



Smack her on the ass and the tattoo waves like a flag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

116 Leeuwenhoek High School, class of 1687

Go, Beavers!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 09:43 AM (/EuRN)

I'm putting this comment under a microscope.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2022 09:44 AM


A most cromulent retort.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2022 09:47 AM (Wnv9h)

117 Low-class / criminal element fashion becomes accepted and trendy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 23, 2022 09:46 AM (Vx4B5)

Tattoos. Labor Unions. Voting Democrat....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 09:47 AM (/EuRN)

118 Is it still one word if it's been said a dozen times before?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022


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Yes!!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 09:47 AM (J2vNu)

119 @108 - tattoos as well.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 23, 2022 09:47 AM (AaLDK)

120 She is so judging me!

Posted by: mpfs at September 23, 2022 09:47 AM (w7Qbe)

121 99 Is she pregnant? Why does the line of buttons protrude? Why don't they go straight down>
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2022 09:44 AM

Midget smuggling.

Posted by: LE Moron at September 23, 2022 09:47 AM (JCZqz)

122 Pickle-less is one of the side elves in the new fake "Lord of the Rings" travesty.

He's the one who's had his dick cut off, but hasn't yet had the surgery to make a fake vagina.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2022 09:47 AM (bW8dp)

123
Yes, and you could also buy pubic wigs. They were called "merkins".

I never knew this.
This place is like the essential book of all knowledge.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 23, 2022 09:47 AM (ZCool)

124 Wow, you mean if I need to call Dell for my laptop I'm not talking to Skip in Mumbai anymore?

Posted by: Jaimo at September 23, 2022 09:47 AM (DBrN4)

125 Butterlace.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 23, 2022 09:48 AM (44ww/)

126 Bet she has squirrel teeth.

Posted by: mpfs at September 23, 2022 09:48 AM (w7Qbe)

127 Wow, you mean if I need to call Dell for my laptop I'm not talking to Skip in Mumbai anymore?
Posted by: Jaimo at September 23, 2022 09:47 AM (DBrN4)



There is still the possibility, but it's a lot slimmer than it used to be.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

128 This painting is titled Smell The Glove.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 23, 2022 09:49 AM (D8mow)

129 Is she pregnant? Why does the line of buttons protrude? Why don't they go straight down?
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I assume hip-enhancing fashion of the time.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 09:49 AM (yikp0)

130 492 I will never again vote for Rubio. Took him less than 5 minutes to betray us after first election.
Posted by: Farmer Bob

Abstention is voting for the nuFascist left at this point. Complain all you want, but at least Rubio is still susceptible to complaints from conservative constituents. Hammer him, and he'll do the right thing.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2022 09:45 AM (IyrhE)

==========

Here's a thought: DeSantis wins big by being a conservative hero. Rubio barely wins by being a GOPe squish.

Does that send a message?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 09:49 AM (LvTSG)

131 Maj. Healey, when I was a kid I had this stupid piece of fur with eyes that was supposed to be a caterpillar but was flat. My dad called it a merkin. That was my first knowledge of that word. I giggle thinking of it today. Thanks for that.

Posted by: Jaimo at September 23, 2022 09:49 AM (DBrN4)

132 Her Belgian nephew wanted his painting did too, but the artist said 'No, the boy is an twerp"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 09:49 AM (/EuRN)

133 She looks like she has whiplash.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2022 09:49 AM (NpAcC)

134 Lace wigs > Lice wigs.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2022 09:49 AM (F7Oh5)

135 Seems the moomoo has been around a long time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

136 Younger acquaintance on the ranch next door just got a gift from Biden
---------------
Syphilis?

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 09:49 AM (yikp0)

137 That's where the modern "hardwood" look for women came from. Whores got crabs easier, so they shaved. It became trendy and now non-whores think it's cool.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 23, 2022 09:46 AM (Vx4B5)


Also, children have no pubes so the pedos prefer it that way.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 23, 2022 09:50 AM (z99Zw)

138 She looks a little like the actress who played Meredith Baxter's mother on Bridget Loves Bernie, and was the madam of the Bear Flag Restaurant ("We don't serve too many sandwiches in here") in the film of Cannery Row.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 09:50 AM (J2vNu)

139 I was wondering what happened to the air filter in my 455 hemi.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 23, 2022 09:50 AM (EJqYm)

140 Yes, and you could also buy pubic wigs. They were called "merkins".
__________

Hey, baby.

Posted by: Maxine Waters Wig at September 23, 2022 09:50 AM (lf83v)

141 Seems in century's long ago in the wig periods cutting off your real hair then wearing a wig was common.

Never figured out why
Posted by: Skip's phone at September 23, 2022 09:38 AM (m1cRN)


Probably been covered, but fleas and lice were a wee bit of a problem back in the day

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 23, 2022 09:50 AM (hOUT3)

142 She looks like she has whiplash.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2022 09:49 AM (NpAcC)



No. I never did that. Not even with your dick.

Posted by: Snidely Whiplash at September 23, 2022 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

143 Her Belgian nephew wanted his painting did too, but the artist said "No, the boy is an twerp"
-----------------
That's not a very Gouda pun.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 09:50 AM (yikp0)

144 Why is she wearing the cone of shame?

**********

A Humerus Anecdote - a limerick

Arm surgery sure has its glitches
Patients pick at the site, 'cause it itches
To tickle their funny bone
I use the shaming cone
It's the best way to keep them in stitches

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2022 09:51 AM (cPDW+)

145 140 Yes, and you could also buy pubic wigs. They were called "merkins".
__________

Hey, baby.
Posted by: Maxine Waters Wig at September 23, 2022 09:50 AM (lf83v)

Just because you put a wig on a c*nt doesn't make it a merkin.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 09:51 AM (/EuRN)

146 144 Why is she wearing the cone of shame?
-------------
Because she is carrying the Glove of Shame.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 23, 2022 09:52 AM (D8mow)

147 Yes, and you could also buy pubic wigs. They were called "merkins".
__________

Hey, baby.
Posted by: Maxine Waters Wig at September 23, 2022 09:50 AM (lf83v)

Just because you put a wig on a c*nt doesn't make it a merkin.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 09:51 AM


Possible threadwinner right there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2022 09:52 AM (Wnv9h)

148 She just challenged you to a duel.

What are you going to do?

Posted by: T C at September 23, 2022 09:52 AM (oXfO0)

149 I'm old enough to remember when, if you had a tattoo, it meant you'd done time, either in the military or in prison.

Today, all of my co-workers obsess over their next inking session.

We are de-evolving. Embracing the casual ease of instinct and physical reaction.

Living life on auto-pilot.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at September 23, 2022 09:52 AM (ZC8hN)

150 I saw Pubic Wigs open for Bearded Clam at Blind Lemon in '93.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

151 Merkin. Hell yeah.

Posted by: Maxine Waters Wig at September 23, 2022 09:52 AM (lf83v)

152 I bet her hovercraft is full of eels.



Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 09:52 AM (gmo/4)

153 146 144 Why is she wearing the cone of shame?
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Because she is carrying the Glove of Shame.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 23, 2022 09:52 AM (D8mow)

Be more respectful of the +5 Gauntelettes of Shut-uppening.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 09:53 AM (/EuRN)

154 125 Butterlace.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 23, 2022 09:48 AM (44ww/)

; )

Posted by: m at September 23, 2022 09:53 AM (8rTNG)

155 130 492 I will never again vote for Rubio. Took him less than 5 minutes to betray us after first election.
Posted by: Farmer Bob
Abstention is voting for the nuFascist left at this point. Complain all you want, but at least Rubio is still susceptible to complaints from conservative constituents. Hammer him, and he'll do the right thing.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2022 09:45 AM (IyrhE)
==========
Here's a thought: DeSantis wins big by being a conservative hero. Rubio barely wins by being a GOPe squish.
Does that send a message?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23
*******
Rubio has been good on a lot of things, especially China. There is a huge difference in the alternative.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2022 09:53 AM (NpAcC)

156 The dress hides the 5 midgets that are going to attack and rob you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

157 Wow, you mean if I need to call Dell for my laptop I'm not talking to Skip in Mumbai anymore?
Posted by: Jaimo at September 23, 2022 09:47 AM (DBrN4)
---
For all you know, you'll be talking to Skip from AoSHQ! (I have no idea what Skip's day job is, if there is one.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2022 09:53 AM (YIVH2)

158 Would not paint on the side of my Free Candy van.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2022 09:53 AM (yQpMk)

159 So at Golden Corral you can go back! WTF is the point of piling your plate with 4 to 6 inches of food literally dripping of the side!

There was one in TLH that was so busy on Friday that had cops manning to entry to help the old folks from the country that had come to town to shop get in and out of the parking lot!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2022 09:53 AM (BRHaw)

160 Just because you put a wig on a c*nt doesn't make it a merkin.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 09:51 AM (/EuRN)

I want my money.

Posted by: Maury's Wigs at September 23, 2022 09:53 AM (W/9Bb)

161 My black kitten Stirling is puttin' the moves on little Dagny the Siberian girl kitten. He's been altered, a week ago now, but he still has some mental wiring for that (which would make him pretty precocious). I describe it as the Joey Tribbiani School of Introductions: "How you doin'?"

Or the Luke Perry-as-Dylan style: "I'm mad, bad, and dangerous to know."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 09:54 AM (J2vNu)

162 Bet she has squirrel teeth.
-------------------------
Do not go looking for photos of Hilary Mantel of Wolf Hall then -- she definitely makes a Top 10 in the Big Book of British Smiles!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 09:54 AM (yikp0)

163 Bitter Faced, Cropped Haired Old Bint.

Would Not Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2022 09:54 AM (bC9HI)

164 > We are de-evolving. Embracing the casual ease of instinct and physical reaction.


Basically, the younger people are reverting to all the fashions that used to be associated with primitive tribes.

It's not just the tattoos, it's the extreme piercings.

Maybe they're just prepping for the collapse of civilization.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2022 09:55 AM (bW8dp)

165 Today, all of my co-workers obsess over their next inking session.

We are de-evolving. Embracing the casual ease of instinct and physical reaction.

Living life on auto-pilot.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at September 23, 2022 09:52 AM (ZC8hN)


I laugh at the 20 something chicks at work with their tats. Wait until they hit 60 with those. All blue and wrinkly.
Stooipd girls.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 09:55 AM (gmo/4)

166 163 Bitter Faced, Cropped Haired Old Bint.

Would Not Hang.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2022 09:54 AM (bC9HI)

You could just drown her.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2022 09:55 AM (F7Oh5)

167 >>> Stop it already with the overt sexuality!

First time here?

Posted by: fluffy at September 23, 2022 09:55 AM (UqnOO)

168 163 Bitter Faced, Cropped Haired Old Bint.

Would Not Hang.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2022 09:54 AM (bC9HI)

Funny. I don't read her face as bitter at all. I read it as trying to be serious for the painting, but on the verge of cracking up from the Giggle-Loop.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 09:55 AM (/EuRN)

169 She's the dude that played the evil dude in the Saw movies, right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

170 I made an illustration of Greek shield with Medusa on the front. Not a horrifying face, but a terrible furious screaming expression. A female friend was the basis of it... wisely I never told her.

Canonically the Gorgon was once a beautiful woman. In Clash of the Titans 2010 she was stunning if you ignore the snakey parts.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 23, 2022 09:56 AM (44ww/)

171 Fleas still spread plagues. I think out in the desert west is ground squirrels that bring in the fleas.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2022 09:56 AM (BRHaw)

172 > I bet her hovercraft is full of eels.

2 guilders, just like downtown.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2022 09:56 AM (bW8dp)

173 The superhero wrist bands are pretty cool.

Posted by: Biergood at September 23, 2022 09:56 AM (FQWHA)

174 Fleas still spread plagues. I think out in the desert west is ground squirrels that bring in the fleas.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2022 09:56 AM (BRHaw)



Illegals.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

175 Nice painting. But why is it that every time we have a picture of a woman in a ruff collar some yahoo has to make a comment about crabs? Fleas, ticks, even chiggers I get, (it is the Horde after all) but crabs? I know this seems like I'm being nit=picky, but...

...never mind. Scratch that. I don't want to step on Diogenes' schtick.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2022 09:56 AM (cPDW+)

176 Rubio has been good on a lot of things, especially China. There is a huge difference in the alternative.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2022 09:53 AM (NpAcC)


As usual for the staunch GOPe, we get the least worst alternative to vote for!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 23, 2022 09:56 AM (hOUT3)

177 Maybe they're just prepping for the collapse of civilization.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2022 09:55 AM (bW8dp)

The worst part about The Fall will be the permanent Pumpkin Spice-ification of everything.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 09:57 AM (/EuRN)

178 She's the dude that played the evil dude in the Saw movies, right?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)
----
"You think it's over just because I am dead, but the games have just begun."

Posted by: Jigsaw at September 23, 2022 09:57 AM (YIVH2)

179 165 I laugh at the 20 something chicks at work with their tats. Wait until they hit 60 with those.
Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 09:55 AM (gmo/4)

Assuming they'll make it that far.

Posted by: m at September 23, 2022 09:58 AM (8rTNG)

180 The worst part about The Fall will be the permanent Pumpkin Spice-ification of everything.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 09:57 AM (/EuRN)

The best use for those spices are to cover up the smell of decomposition.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2022 09:58 AM (F7Oh5)

181 Stout & sturdy hands.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2022 09:58 AM (4I/2K)

182 Traditionally, tattoos were used to memorialize something significant - a deployment, membership in a motorcycle club, etc. What are all these 20-somethings memorializing, their AA degree from the local community college and their 5 year tour working the espresso machine at Starbucks?

Posted by: PabloD at September 23, 2022 09:58 AM (RCUN8)

183 That's a good looking flea collar.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 23, 2022 09:59 AM (JOtiF)

184 34 And no one at the office ever figured out where all the coffee filters were going.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


lmao

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 23, 2022 09:59 AM (g1EEm)

185 Maybe they're just prepping for the collapse of civilization.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2022 09:55 AM (bW8dp)


Signifying - what's old is new again!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 23, 2022 09:59 AM (hOUT3)

186 "Portrait Of A Woman" . . . with man hands.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 23, 2022 09:59 AM (yHsuS)

187 Traditionally, tattoos were used to memorialize something significant - a deployment, membership in a motorcycle club, etc. What are all these 20-somethings memorializing, their AA degree from the local community college and their 5 year tour working the espresso machine at Starbucks?
Posted by: PabloD at September 23, 2022 09:58 AM (RCUN8



It was the mark of the warrior.

Now?

https://youtu.be/3WfQ-hV3WtA

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

188 I think out in the desert west is ground squirrels that bring in the fleas.

********

Prairie dogs.

When I was a kid, because of their upright posture with forepaws clasped in front of their chests we called them Prayer-y dogs.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2022 10:00 AM (cPDW+)

189 182 Traditionally, tattoos were used to memorialize something significant - a deployment, membership in a motorcycle club, etc. What are all these 20-somethings memorializing, their AA degree from the local community college and their 5 year tour working the espresso machine at Starbucks?
Posted by: PabloD at September 23, 2022 09:58 AM (RCUN

========

I had a good female friend at my previous employer. She was a short, little white girl, and she had a half-sleeve tattoo.

She got it because she thought it was pretty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 10:00 AM (LvTSG)

190 I made an illustration of Greek shield with Medusa on the front. Not a horrifying face, but a terrible furious screaming expression. A female friend was the basis of it... wisely I never told her.

Canonically the Gorgon was once a beautiful woman. In Clash of the Titans 2010 she was stunning if you ignore the snakey parts.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 23, 2022


***
Don't forget, Medusa's 2 sisters were immortal. They could still be around and could be offended.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 10:00 AM (J2vNu)

191 Morn' all... Looks like the stock market is taking a dive this AM

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2022 10:00 AM (bs+z0)

192

29,682.56 -394.12 (-1.31%)
As of 09:58AM EDT. Market open.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at September 23, 2022 10:00 AM (9+CFV)

193 171 ground squirrels
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2022 09:56 AM (BRHaw)

1/4 lb. ground squirrels
salt
pepper

Posted by: m at September 23, 2022 10:00 AM (8rTNG)

194 The worst part about The Fall will be the permanent Pumpkin Spice-ification of everything.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 09:57 AM (/EuRN)


Like we don't already have enough to worry about.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 23, 2022 10:00 AM (JOtiF)

195 I like this one- the subdued background and the black dress really make the face and hands, framed by the cuffs and ruff, pop.

Nice handling of the lace and fabric, as well.

The gloves? Another sign of wealth and rank, just like the weighty clothes you can't move in. "I have no need to dirty my hands, peasants."

The hair is just pulled back tightly. If you do that for years, you get that receding hairline. See also: ballerinas

Posted by: sal at September 23, 2022 10:00 AM (y40tE)

196 Tattoos are for Polynesians, military vets, bikers and carneys.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 10:00 AM (gmo/4)

197 That outfit?

20 collars, same as in town

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2022 10:01 AM (cPDW+)

198 Don't forget, Medusa's 2 sisters were immortal. They could still be around and could be offended.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 10:00 AM (J2vNu)

Horde, in unison: "ARE.... THEY.... HOT?!?!?!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 10:01 AM (ItrbN)

199 Yikes! I leave for a bit and come back to this?

Posted by: jewells45 at September 23, 2022 10:01 AM (nxdel)

200 Illegals.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

I did see CDC said syphilis is highest they have seen since late 1990s. And AIDS up about 20% in last 2 years!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2022 10:01 AM (BRHaw)

201 Traditionally, tattoos were used to memorialize something significant - a deployment, membership in a motorcycle club, etc. What are all these 20-somethings memorializing, their AA degree from the local community college and their 5 year tour working the espresso machine at Starbucks?
Posted by: PabloD

My wife and I got a small "25" on our upper left arms for our 25th wedding anniversary. I proposed it 6 months before, mostly as a goof, and was shocked when she thought it was a good idea.

Posted by: Biergood at September 23, 2022 10:02 AM (FQWHA)

202 >It's not just the tattoos, it's the extreme piercings.

Maybe they're just prepping for the collapse of civilization.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 23, 2022 09:55 AM (bW8dp)

Everyone is different so everyone is the same. We've reached the late Roman empire stage of our society and we're busy amusing ourselves to death.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 23, 2022 10:02 AM (gryET)

203 1/4 lb. ground squirrels
salt
pepper
Posted by: m at September 23, 2022 10:00 AM (8rTNG)

Moron cookbook also adds paprika and carrots!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2022 10:03 AM (BRHaw)

204 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2022 09:44 AM (XIJ/X)

Same here. I've had a couple of issues with my Dell laptop since I purchased it. Both times while under warranty. Dell sent a guy to my house the next day to fix it. No fuss, no muss.

Posted by: bed head at September 23, 2022 10:03 AM (Y1sOo)

205 I laugh at the 20 something chicks at work with their tats. Wait until they hit 60 with those. All blue and wrinkly.
Posted by: Archer


And tats will be out of fashion with the younger generation by then. So their blue, wrinkly tats will be another mark of comparative age they'll want to reverse.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 23, 2022 10:03 AM (g1EEm)

206
I did see CDC said syphilis is highest they have seen since late 1990s. And AIDS up about 20% in last 2 years!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2022 10:01 AM (BRHaw)



See: 12 year old girl with 20 semen samples in her vajayjay

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

207 Nice detail on the glove and lace at her wrists.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2022 10:03 AM (vH/6k)

208 Prairie dogs.

When I was a kid, because of their upright posture with forepaws clasped in front of their chests we called them Prayer-y dogs.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2022


***
When I lived in Aurora, CO, there was a field a few minutes' walk north of me that was a haven for prairie dogs. You could watch them sit up outside their burrows. If anything threatened, zip! -- they were gone down their tunnels. You could never get between a prairie dog and his burrow.

They all looked alike. Now, after 2 decades of rats and opossums, I'd love to watch them again. (Probably that field has been turned into apartments or an HOA-governed development.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 10:03 AM (J2vNu)

209 Sure things: death, taxes and you will regret that tattoo.

Posted by: sal at September 23, 2022 10:04 AM (y40tE)

210 I don't think the woman looks bitter. I think she looks like she's about to smile.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2022 10:04 AM (vH/6k)

211 1/4 lb. ground squirrels
salt
pepper
Posted by: m at September 23, 2022 10:00 AM (8rTNG)

I told this story before but here it is again. I was cutting limbs and dead wood in the wooded space behind my house. I rented a wood chipper (about 20 HP) to turn it into mulch. So I cut down a limb and a squirrel jumps, right into the chipper. The tail came out perfectly unharmed!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2022 10:05 AM (BRHaw)

212 Sure things: death, taxes and you will regret regert that tattoo.
Posted by: sal at September 23, 2022 10:04 AM (y40tE)

Missed opportunity.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2022 10:05 AM (4I/2K)

213 Why does Hannity always tell his guests that they’re great merkins?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 23, 2022 10:06 AM (Hn+0J)

214 NO EGRETS

Posted by: Warai-otoko hates those stupid birds at September 23, 2022 10:06 AM (/EuRN)

215 Don't forget, Medusa's 2 sisters were immortal. They could still be around and could be offended.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022
*
Horde, in unison: "ARE.... THEY.... HOT?!?!?!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022


***
Maybe! In the famous William Sambrot short story "Island of Fear," the lead character sees the footprint of a high-arched bare foot, female, on the sand. I'd like to think that Medusa's sisters looked like Nicole Kidman and Charlize Theron, just with the snakes.

Of course you wouldn't be able to look at them for long.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 10:06 AM (J2vNu)

216 Dell sent a guy to my house the next day to fix it. No fuss, no muss.

Posted by: bed head


Same here. But the tech was a black guy. Had an white "escort" with him. Presumably so the customers don't freak out. I felt terrible for the tech.

This is liberal, blue NJ.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 23, 2022 10:06 AM (g1EEm)

217 NO EGRETS
Posted by: Warai-otoko hates those stupid birds at September 23, 2022 10:06 AM (/EuRN)



We've been saying that for years.

Posted by: Cows at September 23, 2022 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

218 I think tattoos are a generational thing. Most boomers I know do not have tattoos but a lot of their kids do have them.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 23, 2022 10:07 AM (rJ48h)

219 Whelp.... at least she stopped licking herself.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2022 10:07 AM (BFigT)

220 I'm not so sure that not voting is the same as voting for the other side. Rubio won't get my vote, neither will Demings. DeSantis will. There will be a differential between what DeSantis gets and what Rubio gets. He will likely still win, but hopefully get the message- whatever that old asaying is about bad men doing the right thing. I'm over the "vote for the team" bullshit since they all screwed over Trump and let us know what they really think of us. Rubio is like an unfaithful husband who literally screwed your high school rival on your honeymoon. Seriously, he can go to hell.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 23, 2022 10:07 AM (G0l1b)

221 Of course you wouldn't be able to look at them for long.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 10:06 AM (J2vNu)

Bet they still feel pretty shekshy tho....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 10:07 AM (/EuRN)

222 "This is the slapping glove."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2022 10:07 AM (IyrhE)

223 I've never seen a person with Mossy Oak or Woodland camo tats. Seems like it would benefit avid hunters.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 23, 2022 10:07 AM (ZCool)

224 Yikes! I leave for a bit and come back to this?
Posted by: jewells45 at September 23, 2022


***
Is it the painting itself that disturbs you, Jewells, or the discussion of whether Medusa and her sisters were hot?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 10:08 AM (J2vNu)

225 I think tattoos are a generational thing. Most boomers I know do not have tattoos but a lot of their kids do have them.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 23, 2022 10:07 AM (rJ48h)



I do not have any and do not understand the fascination with them. There's nothing I have to say that needs to be permanently inked on my body.

My daughter can't wait to turn 18 so she can get one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

226 "The Gorgons were monstrous females with huge teeth like those of swine, brazen claws, and snaky hair."

pg 120. Bullfinch's Mythology: Age of Fables.

So the harridans of The Spew.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:09 AM (dSiNM)

227 211 I told this story before but here it is again. I was cutting limbs and dead wood in the wooded space behind my house. I rented a wood chipper (about 20 HP) to turn it into mulch. So I cut down a limb and a squirrel jumps, right into the chipper. The tail came out perfectly unharmed!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2022 10:05 AM (BRHaw)

Aieeeeeeeeeeeee!
Good story.

Posted by: m at September 23, 2022 10:09 AM (8rTNG)

228 Does this dress make my ass look incredibly fucking huge?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

I don't know. I've never seen your a@@ in a dress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2022 10:09 AM (vH/6k)

229 214 NO EGRETS
Posted by: Warai-otoko hates those stupid birds at September 23, 2022 10:06 AM (/EuRN)

With a tattoo of an egret below it and a giant X.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 23, 2022 10:09 AM (eYoxG)

230 I told this story before but here it is again. I was cutting limbs and dead wood in the wooded space behind my house. I rented a wood chipper (about 20 HP) to turn it into mulch. So I cut down a limb and a squirrel jumps, right into the chipper. The tail came out perfectly unharmed!
Posted by: rhennigantx

Lol...that's hilarious.

Posted by: Biergood at September 23, 2022 10:10 AM (FQWHA)

231 83 I would shave my head bald in a second if I had lice.
Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2022 09:42 AM (U1eOr)

I did that to my eldest, age 6, when his sister came home from nursery school with lice. You can see it in his K class photo. His darling teacher persuaded him to remove his cap.

In my defense, I was pregnant and freaked out and faced with de-lousing our daughter, the Hair Goddess, whose head I couldn't really shave.

Posted by: sal at September 23, 2022 10:10 AM (y40tE)

232
I don't know. I've never seen your a@@ in a dress.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2022 10:09 AM (vH/6k)



To be fair, no one has cuz I don't roll that way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

233 Her right hand looks awfully masculine.

Posted by: John Kirby, x-man at September 23, 2022 10:11 AM (4h9M3)

234 NO EGRETS
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Because I did it mynah way!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 10:11 AM (yikp0)

235 I don't know. I've never seen your a@@ in a dress.


It's a toga.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2022 10:11 AM (yQpMk)

236 Her right hand looks awfully masculine.
Posted by: John Kirby, x-man at September 23, 2022 10:11 AM (4h9M3)



You should see her face.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

237 Biden put her back in chains.

Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2022 10:11 AM (U1eOr)

238 Egrets, I've had a few.
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2022 10:11 AM (4I/2K)

239 What about egresses?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 23, 2022 10:12 AM (Hn+0J)

240 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

That's good, but not surprising news.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2022 10:12 AM (vH/6k)

241 239 What about egresses?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 23, 2022 10:12 AM (Hn+0J)

GTFO

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 10:12 AM (/EuRN)

242 Because I did it mynah way!
Posted by: andycanuck


Pigeon, please.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2022 10:12 AM (IyrhE)

243 192
29,682.56 -394.12 (-1.31%)
As of 09:58AM EDT. Market open

We said the economy is in great shape, all the fundamentals are sound, and we're poised for a strong recovery! What are you going to believe, our trusted government reports and parrots in the MSM, or reality and your pocketbook?

C'mon man!

Posted by: Biden Economic Adviser at September 23, 2022 10:12 AM (JCZqz)

244 242 Because I did it mynah way!
Posted by: andycanuck

Pigeon, please.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2022 10:12 AM (IyrhE)

Toucan play at that game.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 10:13 AM (/EuRN)

245 I REJECT YOUR JUSTICE AND CHOOSE OBLIVION!

SEE YOU IN HELL YOU WRETCHED FOOL!

Posted by: Squirrel in front of a woodchipper at September 23, 2022 10:13 AM (44ww/)

246 Giant farting sound:

S&P 500
3,697.74
-60.25(-1.60%)

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2022 10:13 AM (IyrhE)

247 Bird puns are a cardinal sin. Or should be.

Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2022 10:13 AM (U1eOr)

248 191 Morn' all... Looks like the stock market is taking a dive this AM
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Nothing but a flesh wound.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 23, 2022 10:13 AM (D8mow)

249 I usually tell people that ask me to go with Dell for this reason.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

I like their machines and have been using them for all of my desktop and a few of my laptop computers since the mid 90s. But this is the first time I have used the warranty service!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2022 10:13 AM (XIJ/X)

250 I don't remember posing for this at all. I must've been seriously wasted!

Posted by: Frances McDormand at September 23, 2022 10:13 AM (K0Wla)

251 245 I REJECT YOUR JUSTICE AND CHOOSE OBLIVION!

SEE YOU IN HELL YOU WRETCHED FOOL!
Posted by: Squirrel in front of a woodchipper at September 23, 2022 10:13 AM (44ww/)

hahahahaha
(breathe)
hahahahaha

Posted by: m at September 23, 2022 10:14 AM (8rTNG)

252 212 Sure things: death, taxes and you will regret regert that tattoo.
Posted by: sal at September 23, 2022 10:04 AM (y40tE)

Missed opportunity.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2022 10:05 AM (4I/2K)

"Soup"

Posted by: sal at September 23, 2022 10:14 AM (y40tE)

253 247 Bird puns are a cardinal sin. Or should be.
Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2022 10:13 AM (U1eOr)

Just play along, oriole regret it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 10:14 AM (/EuRN)

254 Because I did it mynah way!
Posted by: andycanuck
*
Pigeon, please.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2022


***
Passin' yer pigeon

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 10:14 AM (J2vNu)

255 I’m not gonna parrot any of these bird puns.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 23, 2022 10:14 AM (Hn+0J)

256 This is disturbing.

Crude Oil 78.57 -4.92(-5.89%)

Dropping without an increase in production tells me that demand is crashing, along with the economy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2022 10:15 AM (yQpMk)

257 247 Bird puns are a cardinal sin. Or should be.
Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2022 10:13 AM (U1eOr)

Sorta feel like you're robin the collection plate.

Posted by: m at September 23, 2022 10:15 AM (8rTNG)

258 Grumble, grumble, grouse, mutter

Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2022 10:15 AM (U1eOr)

259 Because I did it mynah way!
Posted by: andycanuck
(
Pigeon, please.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2022
*
Toucan play at that game.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022


***
And some of us will just parrot what the other guy said!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 10:15 AM (J2vNu)

260 I’m not gonna parrot any of these bird puns.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 23, 2022 10:14 AM (Hn+0J)



That would be like robin Peter to pay Paulie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

261 Judge approves $230-million lawsuit settlement after crude oil spill pipeline spill in ocean off California in 2015.

...and...

Arizona woman sentenced to 6 years in prison and ordered to pay $3.2-million for damaging a pipeline in Iowa.

...omitting how and why she did it.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 10:15 AM (yikp0)

262 I did it my way!

Posted by: Squirrel Jumping Into the Wood Chipper at September 23, 2022 10:15 AM (4I/2K)

263 I usually tell people that ask me to go with Dell for this reason.


I've been told to go the hell a lot as well.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2022 10:15 AM (yQpMk)

264 Passin' yer pigeon
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Better than Robin yer Myna.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2022 10:16 AM (IyrhE)

265 191 Morn' all... Looks like the stock market is taking a dive this AM
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Nothing but a flesh wound.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 23, 2022 10:13 AM (D8mow)

'Tis but a scratch.

MY 401(k) has lost over 25% of its value YTD. I guess I'm never retiring. Fucking Biden.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 10:16 AM (gmo/4)

266 Toucan play at that game.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022

***
And some of us will just parrot what the other guy said!
Posted by: Wolfus

This is getting auk-ward.

Posted by: Bird punner at September 23, 2022 10:16 AM (K0Wla)

267 /woodchippers

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 23, 2022 10:16 AM (44ww/)

268 Meanwhile, at NYT, news you can use:

"Biden Has Started a Quiet Revolution of Giving People Money"

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at September 23, 2022 10:16 AM (24fqN)

269 So Wall Street is pining for the fjords this morning?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:16 AM (dSiNM)

270
MY 401(k) has lost over 25% of its value YTD. I guess I'm never retiring. Fucking Biden.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 10:16 AM (gmo/4)



this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

271 She's a looker. She looks like George Washington in chemo.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2022 10:17 AM (KFhLj)

272 I hate bird puns.

Posted by: Stephen Hawking's voice box at September 23, 2022 10:17 AM (FQWHA)

273 I bought two small parrots and named them both Keith.

They were a pair of Keiths.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 23, 2022 10:17 AM (Hn+0J)

274 271 She's a looker. She looks like George Washington in chemo.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2022 10:17 AM (KFhLj)

Ten stories tall, made of radiation.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 10:17 AM (/EuRN)

275 She got it because she thought it was pretty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 10:00 AM (LvTSG)

The mother of one of the brats' friends was a pretty good looking woman with a delightful body who absolutely ruined it with full sleeve tats.

I'll bet they are going to look great when she hits 70.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2022 10:18 AM (XIJ/X)

276 So Wall Street is pining for the fjords this morning?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:16 AM (dSiNM)


The grim reality of Democrat economics is setting in. At least the Republicans will benefit.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2022 10:18 AM (yQpMk)

277 I bought two small parrots and named them both Keith.

They were a pair of Keiths.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 23, 2022 10:17 AM (Hn+0J)



I've been known to have a cockatoo.

Posted by: Kumswala Harris at September 23, 2022 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

278 Because I did it mynah way!
Posted by: andycanuck
*
Pigeon, please.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2022


***
Overheard at the bookstore:

"I'd like 2 copies of 'Ode to a Nightingale,' please."

"Oh. A pair o' Keats?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 10:18 AM (J2vNu)

279 Any fired FBI whistleblowers need a fund set up for them. A million people giving $5 for each whistleblower would help a lot. Have it be an FBI whistle blower fund (which would probably get raided by the FBI, but whatever) It would be an incentive for those ham and eggers.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2022 10:18 AM (Cus5s)

280 MY 401(k) has lost over 25% of its value YTD. I guess I'm never retiring. Fucking Biden.


On the upside. Having almost nothing left to loose makes dying in armed rebellion less worrisome.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 10:18 AM (gmo/4)

281 Oh definitely the painting Wolfus.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 23, 2022 10:18 AM (nxdel)

282 I mean, we won't, but Kevin McCarthy will get richer.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2022 10:19 AM (yQpMk)

283 So after the mid-terms will the Democrats go full Argentina and seize all the 401ks to prop up their agenda?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:19 AM (dSiNM)

284 Let osprey for an end to these bird puns.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 23, 2022 10:19 AM (Hn+0J)

285 What is it called when Kamala Harris eats a cockatoo?

Professional Courtesy

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2022 10:19 AM (/EuRN)

286 I hate bird puns.
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They can get pretty seedy, I admit.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 10:19 AM (yikp0)

287 Actually I have a brother in law that resembles her.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 23, 2022 10:19 AM (nxdel)

288 Bulgaroctonus beat me to the parakeet pun.

I hope he won't crow about it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 10:19 AM (J2vNu)

289 Guess what the ruble is doing vs. the dollar. Guess. what.

USD/RUB (RUB=X)

56.2250-3.6688 (-6.1255%)

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2022 10:19 AM (IyrhE)

290 Coincidentally, tomorrow Sept 24 is Bluebird of Happiness Day!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2022 10:20 AM (4I/2K)

291 On the upside. Having almost nothing left to loose makes dying in armed rebellion less worrisome.
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I am Spartacus!

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 23, 2022 10:20 AM (D8mow)

292
I'll bet they are going to look great when she hits 70.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2022 10:18 AM (XIJ/X)



One of the problems with the millennials and forward is they can't see past the nose on their face. They are as forward thinking as the squirrel that jumped into the wood chipper mentioned earlier.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

293 283 So after the mid-terms will the Democrats go full Argentina and seize all the 401ks to prop up their agenda?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:19 AM (dSiNM)

========

It would be a one-time effort to raise money that wouldn't raise nearly as much money as expected while crashing everything else and probably convince people it's time to start shooting.

So, maybe?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 10:20 AM (LvTSG)

294 I did see CDC said syphilis is highest they have seen since late 1990s. And AIDS up about 20% in last 2 years!
Posted by: rhennigantx

*

Polio, removed from the U.S. in 1979, is making a strong comeback in the United States.

Don't think too hard about how it is tied directly to Afghanistan.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 23, 2022 10:20 AM (Vx4B5)

295 So after the mid-terms will the Democrats go full Argentina and seize all the 401ks to prop up their agenda?

Time is of the essence. Like another said above, 1/4 gone in a year. There won't be anything to seize if they don't get on it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2022 10:20 AM (KFhLj)

296 Speaking of Spartacus

Corey Booker has been very quiet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:21 AM (dSiNM)

297 Coincidentally, tomorrow Sept 24 is Bluebird of Happiness Day!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2022 10:20 AM (4I/2K)



Also the day the German politician said we're all going to die.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

298 Toucan play at that game.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at
***
And some of us will just parrot what the other guy said!
Posted by: Wolfus
This is getting auk-ward.
Posted by: Bird punner

Awk!
- no math on the blog, olease

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at September 23, 2022 10:21 AM (3CCua)

299 Let osprey for an end to these bird puns.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 23, 2022


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Yeah. If the Romans had used a seagoing bird of prey for their mascot and symbol instead of the eagle, we'd call their morale "osprey de corps."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 10:21 AM (J2vNu)

300 So after the mid-terms will the Democrats go full Argentina and seize all the 401ks to prop up their agenda?
Posted by: Anna Puma

*

No need, really, at a 50% inflation/tax rate.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 23, 2022 10:21 AM (Vx4B5)

301 Dow down 400 points and floundering this morning.

Build Back Better!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2022 10:21 AM (lf83v)

302 On the upside. Having almost nothing left to loose makes dying in armed rebellion less worrisome.
---------------
I am Spartacus!


I have to put my pants on first.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 10:22 AM (gmo/4)

303 Also the day the German politician said we're all going to die.

*

I'm interested to see what happens. I have no doubt that he mis-spoke. I just want to see if he mis-spoke for a reason.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 23, 2022 10:22 AM (Vx4B5)

304 Let osprey for an end to these bird puns.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


You're just trying to tern us in another direction, aren't you?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2022 10:22 AM (IyrhE)

305 At LAT:

"Roaming the aisles of Target has become a form of self-care for some people, especially young women"

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at September 23, 2022 10:22 AM (24fqN)

306 TJM

IIRC Argentina seized everyone's retirement plan twice

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:22 AM (dSiNM)

307 Man hands is fooling no one.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 23, 2022 10:22 AM (buTO7)

308 Corey Booker has been very quiet.
Posted by: Anna Puma

He's very busy with extremely heterosexual stuff.

Posted by: Biergood at September 23, 2022 10:23 AM (FQWHA)

309 So Wall Street is pining for the fjords this morning?
___________

LMAO.

Posted by: The Dead Parrot at September 23, 2022 10:23 AM (lf83v)

310 294 I did see CDC said syphilis is highest they have seen since late 1990s. And AIDS up about 20% in last 2 years!
Posted by: rhennigantx

*

Polio, removed from the U.S. in 1979, is making a strong comeback in the United States.

Don't think too hard about how it is tied directly to Afghanistan.
--------------
My son tested negative for Chlamydia. Seems the Skank he fucked and accused him of giving it to her caught it from someone else.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 23, 2022 10:23 AM (D8mow)

311 May the bluebird of happiness fly up your nose.
Old Dutch Masters proverb

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2022 10:23 AM (4I/2K)

312 305 At LAT:

"Roaming the aisles of Target has become a form of self-care for some people, especially young women"
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at September 23, 2022 10:22 AM (24fqN)

=========

Retail therapy isn't new. I swear, Gen Z reporters act like they invented everything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 10:23 AM (LvTSG)

313 Corey Booker has been very quiet.
__________

Monkeypox quarantine?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2022 10:24 AM (lf83v)

314 Portrait Of A Self Righteous Prig..........when she's not bitching or trolling peoples comments.

Posted by: JROD at September 23, 2022 10:24 AM (0jZnq)

315 280
Darn it. Now I am going to sound redundant.

Yeah, I figured the leftists would foul up the economy so bad that retirement was out of the question. Or they would just plain confiscate my next egg.
Of course, that's now offset by the possibility of dying in a shoot out being taken into "custody".

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 23, 2022 10:25 AM (yvHe0)

316 wow what beautiful lacework on the cuffs, and embroidery on the gloves!

Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2022 10:25 AM (dCxaZ)

317 310 294 I did see CDC said syphilis is highest they have seen since late 1990s. And AIDS up about 20% in last 2 years!
Posted by: rhennigantx

*

Polio, removed from the U.S. in 1979, is making a strong comeback in the United States.

Don't think too hard about how it is tied directly to Afghanistan.
--------------
My son tested negative for Chlamydia. Seems the Skank he fucked and accused him of giving it to her caught it from someone else.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 23, 2022 10:23 AM (D8mow)

Maybe time to talk to your son about his standards for sex partners?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 23, 2022 10:25 AM (eYoxG)

318 You're just trying to tern us in another direction, aren't you?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2022


***
Relax, fire up the DVD player, and watch a Steven Seagull movie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 10:26 AM (J2vNu)

319 Damn errands get in the way of art. I am fascinated by the detail in the lace, buttons, and whatever the black on black figure in the gown is called. The way Pickenoy uses the lighter colors of her skin and accoutrements to focus the viewer's attention is very effective.

Posted by: JTB at September 23, 2022 10:27 AM (7EjX1)

320 Relax, fire up the DVD player, and watch a Steven Seagull movie.

Johnathan Livingston Seagull is that you?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:27 AM (dSiNM)

321 Bulgaroctonus beat me to the parakeet pun.

I hope he won't crow about it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 10:19 AM (J2vNu)

Claw your way back to the top and knock him off his perch.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 23, 2022 10:27 AM (yHsuS)

322 Pretty sure that if you have Chlamydia you don't need test to know about it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 23, 2022 10:27 AM (UuD2k)

323 319 the black on black figure in the gown
Posted by: JTB at September 23, 2022 10:27 AM (7EjX1)

I hadn't noticed that!

Posted by: m at September 23, 2022 10:27 AM (8rTNG)

324 This painter is really talented and also demonstrates some mad skillz

Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2022 10:28 AM (dCxaZ)

325 Oh good god, I don't have enough coffee in me to look at that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2022 10:28 AM (VwHCD)

326 So according to the CDC the US is devolving to Third World pestilence sh1thole just like Venezuela did

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:28 AM (dSiNM)

327 Kamikazi Friday for the Dow Jones.

My guess is it dips below 29,000 today.

It may close above 29,000, but it will dip and flirt below 29,000.

It's about as stable as Joe Biden after his Global Fund speech.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2022 10:28 AM (lf83v)

328 Maybe time to talk to your son about his standards for sex partners?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 23, 2022 10:25 AM (eYoxG)


What are you saying?

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 10:28 AM (FJYfm)

329 I've told you people ptarm and ptarmigan not to engage in bird puns!!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2022 10:29 AM (cPDW+)

330 Maybe time to talk to your son about his standards for sex partners?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 23, 2022 10:25


these days you don't even need skin to skin contact. STDs jump out at you from certain websites.

Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2022 10:29 AM (dCxaZ)

331 Maybe time to talk to your son about his standards for sex partners?
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He's 21. I have suggested this but he is 21.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 23, 2022 10:29 AM (D8mow)

332 I've told you people ptarm and ptarmigan not to engage in bird puns!!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2022 10:29 AM (cPDW+)

You're Robin us of all the fun.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 23, 2022 10:29 AM (yHsuS)

333 You're just trying to tern us in another direction, aren't you?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2022

***
Relax, fire up the DVD player, and watch a Steven Seagull movie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


We never had this problem when we were all about boobies and tits.

Posted by: Brother Tim...as the man said, the die is cast at September 23, 2022 10:30 AM (OUMaO)

334 Relax, fire up the DVD player, and watch a Steven Seagull movie.

Johnathan Livingston Seagull is that you?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:27 AM (dSiNM)


Just as long as we don't have to watch A Flock of Seagulls music video.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 10:30 AM (gmo/4)

335 225

'My daughter can't wait to turn 18 so she can get one.'

I make sure to loudly express disgust in front of my 16 year old daughter whenever I see a woman with a tattoo.

Ideally it conditions her. Either in the right direction(and not 180 deg. away from the right direction.)

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 23, 2022 10:30 AM (yvHe0)

336 Oh I see, she got a pull chain for a light. Its biden pretending to be a table lamp.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2022 10:30 AM (VwHCD)

337 "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor -- not a biologist!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 23, 2022 10:30 AM (ylLOx)

338 326 So according to the CDC the US is devolving to Third World pestilence sh1thole just like Venezuela did
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:28 AM (dSiNM)

Which will have a significant effect on the AoSHq "First World Problems" threads.

Posted by: m at September 23, 2022 10:30 AM (8rTNG)

339 @disclosetv · 50m
JUST IN - Dow Jones drops below 30,000.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 10:30 AM (yikp0)

340 We never had this problem when we were all about boobies and tits.

Posted by: Brother Tim...as the man said, the die is cast at September 23, 2022 10:30 AM (OUMaO)

Did we just trade tats for tits?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 23, 2022 10:30 AM (yHsuS)

341 Well show your son the story of the Italian tourist coming back from Spain with the trifecta of infections - Wuhan Flu, Monkeypox, and HIV.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:31 AM (dSiNM)

342
Pretty sure that if you have Chlamydia you don't need test to know about it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


We live in times where numbnuts can be preggers for months on end and "not know it" ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 23, 2022 10:31 AM (pNxlR)

343 342 We live in times where numbnuts can be preggers for months on end and "not know it" ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 23, 2022 10:31 AM (pNxlR)

========

Every sperm is sacred...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 10:31 AM (LvTSG)

344 We live in times where numbnuts can be preggers for months on end and "not know it" ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 23, 2022 10:31 AM (pNxlR)


Can numbnuts get pregnant? Really?

Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2022 10:32 AM (pwExq)

345 Did you guys hear who actually lied to illegals to transport them?

Martha's Vineyard.

They told the Venezuelans that they were going to something like a dormitory. And the spokeslady even said outright, that she did not want to tell them they were going to be taken to a military base.

So, who's transporting people under false pretenses?

Massachusetts.

Posted by: Wokester at September 23, 2022 10:32 AM (krQz2)

346 Well show your son the story of the Italian tourist coming back from Spain with the trifecta of infections - Wuhan Flu, Monkeypox, and HIV.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022


***
That's what you give the incurable romantic who has everything!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 10:32 AM (J2vNu)

347 Relax, fire up the DVD player, and watch a Steven Seagull movie.

Johnathan Livingston Seagull is that you?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:27 AM (dSiNM)

Just as long as we don't have to watch A Flock of Seagulls music video.

I ran so far away. Cue up the drum machine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:32 AM (dSiNM)

348
the trifecta of infections - Wuhan Flu, Monkeypox, and HIV.
Posted by: Anna Puma


AKA, the infecta trifecta

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 23, 2022 10:32 AM (pNxlR)

349 @301

>>Dow down 400 points and floundering this morning.
Build Back Better!

I'm down over 25pct since the Junta started wrecking the joint, that's a sh*t ton of money.

I had hopes of retiring early, within the next year or two, not gonna happen at this rate of destruction.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2022 10:32 AM (oJb1g)

350 326 So according to the CDC the US is devolving to Third World pestilence sh1thole just like Venezuela did

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:28 AM (dSiNM)

--------

Status: Progressive.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 23, 2022 10:33 AM (ylLOx)

351 >>Maybe time to talk to your son about his standards for sex partners?

Tell him about the natural order:
1) dating
2) marriage
3) F*CK!!

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2022 10:33 AM (F7Oh5)

352 Well show your son the story of the Italian tourist coming back from Spain with the trifecta of infections - Wuhan Flu, Monkeypox, and HIV.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022


***
Si, Mama, but the memories --!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 10:33 AM (J2vNu)

353 JUST IN - Dow Jones drops below 30,000.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 10:30 AM (yikp0)
---
Trump failed to position Joe Biden for success.

Posted by: Wokester at September 23, 2022 10:33 AM (krQz2)

354 I've told you people ptarm and ptarmigan not to engage in bird puns!!
------------
We're all no-talon bums -- that's right, chickenhawks.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 10:33 AM (yikp0)

355 Just as long as we don't have to watch A Flock of Seagulls music video.

I ran so far away. Cue up the drum machine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:32 AM (dSiNM)

Flock of seaweed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2022 10:33 AM (VwHCD)

356 "MY 401(k) has lost over 25% of its value YTD. I guess I'm never retiring. Fucking Biden."

yes, fjb, but anyone close to retirement has made out quite well if they have been heavy in stocks. Maybe the "right place" for the DOW is closer to 15,000 than 40,000. Lots of leverage and rigging and bailouts, and the average worker did not partake (cheap labor overseas and imported).

But it still sucks as it deflates.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2022 10:33 AM (Cus5s)

357 She is the patron saint of I Want to Talk to Your Manager in the leftist death cult and all the Karens have this hanging in their she-sheds.

Posted by: Biergood at September 23, 2022 10:33 AM (FQWHA)

358 349 Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2022 10:32 AM (oJb1g)

Do what some asshole here is doing and break into places to make up the shortfall I guess....

If the elections are to be believed and lord knows they must be accurate right people CHOSE this shit.

Posted by: sven at September 23, 2022 10:33 AM (Lzpvj)

359 Serious questions for those who know:

I thought I read somewhere that the vaccination against smallpox I received long ago can wear off. Is that true?

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 10:34 AM (gmo/4)

360 I had hopes of retiring early, within the next year or two, not gonna happen at this rate of destruction.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2022 10:32 AM (oJb1g)

---------

I merely had hopes of eating within the next year or two, not gonna happen at this rate of destruction.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 23, 2022 10:34 AM (ylLOx)

361 Can numbnuts get pregnant? Really?

Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2022 10:32 AM (pwExq)

*invasion of the body snatcher point/screech*

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 23, 2022 10:34 AM (yHsuS)

362 357 Posted by: Biergood at September 23, 2022 10:33 AM (FQWHA)

actually she looks content and like she is thrilled to be making a better tomorrow....

her smile is not evil it is just subtle.

Posted by: sven at September 23, 2022 10:34 AM (Lzpvj)

363 90 second vids about some of the valuable 'science' to be performed aboard Artemis, per NASA:

youtube.com/watch?v=wHyC6hx4dPE
youtube.com/watch?v=an8v0JoKi-g

Project in search of a mission.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at September 23, 2022 10:34 AM (24fqN)

364 My son tested negative for Chlamydia. Seems the Skank he fucked and accused him of giving it to her caught it from someone else.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 23, 2022 10:23 AM (D8mow)

Maybe time to talk to your son about his standards for sex partners?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 23, 2022 10:25 AM (eYoxG)

Condoms. How do they work? (flips through medical book)

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy. at September 23, 2022 10:35 AM (Zvtjl)

365 Politico’s Fearmongering Over ‘Christian Nationalism’ is a Shoddy Deception

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Yeah, boy, if there's one thing we know for sure it's that there's too much Christianity around!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 23, 2022 10:35 AM (FVME7)

366
Oh, did we say "dormitory"? We meant to say "reformatory"! No speak-o minimum wage-o

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 23, 2022 10:35 AM (pNxlR)

367 @Breaking911 · 12h
Inmate Who Robbed Gang of 176 Kilos Of Cocaine Had Loaded Gun Inside His NYC Prison Cell
--------------
Hey, he's no idiot, unlike Epstein.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 10:35 AM (yikp0)

368 359 Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 10:34 AM (gmo/4)

The efficacy can go down, but look let's be honest fucking polio is making a comeback...

I would not be shocked if the powers that be and the plutocrat class are mutating shit on purpose to kill people.

Posted by: sven at September 23, 2022 10:36 AM (Lzpvj)

369 Serious questions for those who know:

I thought I read somewhere that the vaccination against smallpox I received long ago can wear off. Is that true?

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 10:34 AM (gmo/4)

-------

Can't answer about smallpox, but DID look up recently the same question regarding the polio vaccine -- and for those of us who received it as children, it's supposed to be good for life.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 23, 2022 10:36 AM (ylLOx)

370 I merely had hopes of eating within the next year or two, not gonna happen at this rate of destruction.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome


Hell, I'll be lucky to have a roof over my head come New Year's at this rate.

Posted by: Brother Tim...as the man said, the die is cast at September 23, 2022 10:36 AM (OUMaO)

371 Collar of shame?

Posted by: Kaiju66 at September 23, 2022 10:36 AM (OuFlM)

372 I had hopes of retiring early, within the next year or two, not gonna happen at this rate of destruction.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2022


***
Same here. I don't want to move to someplace with 4 seasons and find I can't afford to heat my house in the winter.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 10:36 AM (J2vNu)

373 Was Pickenoy a biologist?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2022 10:37 AM (a3Q+t)

374 364 Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy. at September 23, 2022 10:35 AM (Zvtjl)

Here at Trojan we heard you and that is why we have the his and hers and theirs full body-steel belted-latex-vulcanized radial condom....

Posted by: sven at September 23, 2022 10:37 AM (Lzpvj)

375 Hey, that could be somebody's MeMaw. Or handmaiden. Whatever. But today she'd have a bunch of tattoos. Probably, not thatthere's anything wrong wit that.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2022 10:37 AM (/RDPd)

376 It looks like a new crime has been invented...

@Breaking911 · 12h
VP HARRIS TO DEM AGs: "You [are] the truth-tellers to sort out fiction from fact and combat misinformation and disinformation..."

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 10:38 AM (yikp0)

377 The mother of one of the brats' friends was a pretty good looking woman with a delightful body who absolutely ruined it with full sleeve tats.

I'll bet they are going to look great when she hits 70.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2022 10:18 AM


Years ago I saw a great cartoon of two old guys in wheelchairs, at a nursing home, both covered in tats. One says, "Oh, so you were an idiot in the 90's too?"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2022 10:38 AM (Wnv9h)

378 Here at Trojan we heard you and that is why we have the his and hers and theirs full body-steel belted-latex-vulcanized radial condom....
Posted by: sven at September 23, 2022 10:37 AM (Lzpvj)

Oooooh, tell me more!

Posted by: S.Fluke. at September 23, 2022 10:38 AM (Zvtjl)

379 It looks like a new crime has been invented...

@Breaking911 · 12h
VP HARRIS TO DEM AGs: "You [are] the truth-tellers to sort out fiction from fact and combat misinformation and disinformation..."

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 10:38 AM (yikp0)

You are guilty of the crime of election denying. You are hereby sentenced to death.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 23, 2022 10:39 AM (yHsuS)

380 "I had hopes of retiring early, within the next year or two, not gonna happen at this rate of destruction."

I've been retired for five years. Inflation may put me back to work. My stocks are OK, but just the cost of car and home repairs, routine vet bills, and FOOD, is killing me. Oil took a giant drop today, so maybe that's good for energy prices, but it looks like a REAL recession signal to me.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at September 23, 2022 10:39 AM (24fqN)

381 Here at Trojan we heard you and that is why we have the his and hers and theirs full body-steel belted-latex-vulcanized radial condom....
Posted by: sven at September 23, 2022 10:37 AM (Lzpvj)

Studded for her pleasure?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2022 10:39 AM (4I/2K)

382 330 these days you don't even need skin to skin contact. STDs jump out at you from certain websites.

mind you, jumping crabs can be pretti nasti

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 23, 2022 10:39 AM (v3pYe)

383 >
I'm down over 25pct since the Junta started wrecking the joint, that's a sh*t ton of money.

I had hopes of retiring early, within the next year or two, not gonna happen at this rate of destruction.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2022 10:32 AM (oJb1g)

2021 returns were good. I tried to rebalance as best as I could anticipating lower returns. Yeah - down 20% YTD was not in the plan. Between supporting the free shit army and the Fed taking a dump on the markets, I'm looking forward to enjoying a retirement of squirrel meat and ketchup soup.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 23, 2022 10:39 AM (gryET)

384
VP HARRIS TO DEM AGs: "You [are] the truth-tellers to sort out fiction from fact and combat misinformation and disinformation..."
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 10:38 AM (yikp0)

Next up:

SEN GRAHAM TO DEM POLICE CHIEFS: "You are the death-dealers who combat disinformation with the guns we gave you. Use them!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2022 10:39 AM (oINRc)

385 Whoah whoah whoah

No, men very commonly are asymptomatic for chlamydia, and can spread it none the wiser.

Also the 21 year old isn't out of the woods necessarily. Collection techniques matter very much and particularly in the case of chlamydia, can be a false negative. False negatives in males can be as high as 14%, depending on collection technique and the clinical setting/expertise of the testing place.



Posted by: Sarahw at September 23, 2022 10:39 AM (g1vnC)

386 378 Posted by: S.Fluke. at September 23, 2022 10:38 AM (Zvtjl)

Sandy baby for a small upgrade fee we can also add the electro-shock pleasure tip that can double as a rapid charger for your tesla.....

//Trojan Man

Posted by: sven at September 23, 2022 10:40 AM (Lzpvj)

387 Sven

Guy in the fedora wearing an eye-patch is named Sven. He is a sweeper who used to be an LEO.

https://youtu.be/_zXYlz3Glfg

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:40 AM (dSiNM)

388 Doctor Debunks "Tank" Abrams’ "Conspiracy" Theory on Fetal Heartbeats

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#StaceyAbramsConspiracyTheories

https://bit.ly/3SqKU5o

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 23, 2022 10:40 AM (FVME7)

389 I think "Christian Nationalism" is really about cowing conservatives who want to confront how the destroyers are changing the country on all the social fronts.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 10:40 AM (krQz2)

390
I would not be shocked if the powers that be and the plutocrat class are mutating shit on purpose to kill people.
Posted by: sven at September 23, 2022 10:36 AM (Lzpvj)

I just assume they are.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2022 10:40 AM (W/9Bb)

391 381 Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2022 10:39 AM (4I/2K)

That is the Hellraiser add on....

//Trojan Salesman John Doe

Posted by: sven at September 23, 2022 10:41 AM (Lzpvj)

392 JUST IN - Dow Jones drops below 30,000.

*

Next they're going to tell us that we might see a recession next year.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 23, 2022 10:41 AM (Vx4B5)

393 "You [are] the truth-tellers..."
-----------------
Note: Real quote was "You as the truth-tellers..." so I guess someone at B911 misunderstood and thought they were fixing "You is the truth-tellers" when "as" is fine there.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 10:41 AM (yikp0)

394 Doctor Debunks "Tank" Abrams’ "Conspiracy" Theory on Fetal Heartbeats

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 23, 2022 10:40 AM (FVME7)
---
They're not Fauci, though.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 10:41 AM (krQz2)

395
90 second vids about some of the valuable 'science' to be performed aboard Artemis, per NASA:


Vaginal yeast infections failed to make the list?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 23, 2022 10:41 AM (pNxlR)

396 Mayor Beetlejuice told the McDonalds CEO he needed to "educate himself" after the CEO complained of rising crime in Chicago.

Apparently he needed to know that crime isn't rising there, because Chicago has been a hellhole for years.

Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2022 10:41 AM (FJYfm)

397 I'm down over 25pct since the Junta started wrecking the joint, that's a sh*t ton of money.

*

Down 25%, and now multiply what's left by 50% to account for inflation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 23, 2022 10:42 AM (Vx4B5)

398 I thought I read somewhere that the vaccination against smallpox I received long ago can wear off. Is that true?
==================
And, while we're on the subject, does smallpox vax protect against monkeypox? Not that I'm worried about it...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 23, 2022 10:42 AM (lGrs1)

399 387 Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:40 AM (dSiNM)

I need random flowing rose petals to accompany my winchester 97 on patrol....

funny thing I stabbed a guy in the wrist when I was six when he tried to invade my sisters' room....

on the one hand I do not want to be young me

on the other hand I was a lot more sexy, funny, and frightening

Posted by: sven at September 23, 2022 10:43 AM (Lzpvj)

400 @372

>>Same here. I don't want to move to someplace with 4 seasons and find I can't afford to heat my house in the winter.

I'm psychologically tethered to the NE and have had to deal with liberal bullshit my entire life, the only other region I could see myself liking is the Pacific North West, but thats even more bat sh*t crazy than the NE.

I'm ahead of the curve in that I have zero debt and the only thing I would have to lay out is property taxes, utilities and healthcare.

The 25 pct hit to my savings essentially stole a chunk that could have paid for private medical insurance for me and my wife for a good many years at least.

This madness has got to stop.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2022 10:43 AM (oJb1g)

401 Just got back from grocery shopping, prices continue to astound me. I think I said WOW at least 10 times.

Posted by: Goldilocks at September 23, 2022 10:43 AM (UXEzc)

402 "You [are] the truth-tellers..."

*

Here's one:

"Clause 1 Elections Clause
The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof"

constitution.congress.gov/
browse/article-1/section-4/

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 23, 2022 10:43 AM (Vx4B5)

403 I think "Christian Nationalism" is really about cowing conservatives who want to confront how the destroyers are changing the country on all the social fronts.

Posted by: Axeman


I think if they're not careful, a lot of folks will just say "Screw it, gotta be better than we've got now".

Posted by: Brother Tim...as the man said, the die is cast at September 23, 2022 10:44 AM (OUMaO)

404 Mayor Beetlejuice told the McDonalds CEO he needed to "educate himself" after the CEO complained of rising crime in Chicago.

Apparently he needed to know that crime isn't rising there, because Chicago has been a hellhole for years.
Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2022 10:41 AM (FJYfm)
---
You can only ignore employers for so long, Dems.

Otherwise, you're going to have to make closing shops and moving companies illegal (and I don't put it past them).

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 10:44 AM (krQz2)

405 Morning.

Morning morning morning.

I got nothin'.

Posted by: Robert at September 23, 2022 10:44 AM (yxq4P)

406 I would not be shocked if the powers that be and the plutocrat class are mutating shit on purpose to kill people.
Posted by: sven


Where have I heard that before? The Satan Bug. War of Shadows. Rainbow Six.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:44 AM (dSiNM)

407 Buckle your seatbelts, kids. We're in for a bumpy ride.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2022 10:44 AM (4I/2K)

408
90 second vids about some of the valuable 'science' to be performed aboard Artemis, per NASA:

Vaginal yeast infections failed to make the list?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 23, 2022 10:41 AM (pNxlR)

They floated the idea.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2022 10:44 AM (W/9Bb)

409 The efficacy can go down, but look let's be honest fucking polio is making a comeback...

I would not be shocked if the powers that be and the plutocrat class are mutating shit on purpose to kill people.
Posted by: sven at September 23, 2022 10:36 AM (Lzpvj)

Homey, whenever I think of some horrible thing that could be done, some kind of dark cinematic fantasy, the next thing I think is "this and worse are being done my government."

If there's any feasible way to open an actual, factual portal to Hell so Satan can walk the earth in the flesh, some fucking bloodless, dull-gray functionary in DC is working at it 25 hours a day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2022 10:44 AM (oINRc)

410 375 Hey, that could be somebody's MeMaw. Or handmaiden. Whatever. But today she'd have a bunch of tattoos. Probably, not thatthere's anything wrong wit that.

in that outfit, she could have a neck tattoo and full sleeves and no one would know.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 23, 2022 10:45 AM (v3pYe)

411 404 You can only ignore employers for so long, Dems.

Otherwise, you're going to have to make closing shops and moving companies illegal (and I don't put it past them).
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 10:44 AM (krQz2)

=========

Ignore them? Democrats own them, especially the bigger ones.

The C-suite can't turn on Democrats because Republicans hate the gays and stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 10:45 AM (LvTSG)

412 290 What about the grebe of obstinance?
The penguin of giddiness?
The grackle of weltschmerz?

When are their days?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 23, 2022 10:45 AM (Hn+0J)

413 376
'VP HARRIS TO DEM AGs: "You [are] the truth-tellers to sort out fiction from fact and combat misinformation and disinformation..."'

That's like Himmler talking to the SS about being honorable.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 23, 2022 10:45 AM (yvHe0)

414 406 Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:44 AM (dSiNM)

indeed....

people got real complacent on the whole Chem/Bio bad thing....

Posted by: sven at September 23, 2022 10:45 AM (Lzpvj)

415 Remember the moby from many years talking to us, his fellow Dominionists, and no one here had ever heard the term before??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 10:46 AM (yikp0)

416 351 >>Maybe time to talk to your son about his standards for sex partners?

Tell him about the natural order:
1) dating
2) marriage
3) F*CK!!
----------------
You have no idea how college works these days. The chicks are giving the pussy away for free.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 23, 2022 10:46 AM (Hudry)

417 392 JUST IN - Dow Jones drops below 30,000.

*

Next they're going to tell us that we might see a recession next year.


starting mid-january 2024, unless you do the right thing

Posted by: the dnc/msm complex at September 23, 2022 10:47 AM (v3pYe)

418 What's a punguin doing on the Art Thread!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 10:47 AM (yikp0)

419 29,653 was the intraday low back in June
29,888 was the closing low, same day.

but the lower highs, lower lows downtrend since Jan 1 would point to ? more like 26,000, over a the next month or two. Of course trends turn eventually, but that requires "things" getting better. Even a big R win may not mean a quick change, idk.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2022 10:47 AM (Cus5s)

420 Can numbnuts get pregnant? Really?

According to public schools, yes.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2022 10:47 AM (KFhLj)

421 So if the Dem AGs are the only people tasked with telling the truth isn't Kamala just implicitly admitting that the Administration (and all other Dems) is filled with lying shitbags from top to bottom?

Posted by: Robert at September 23, 2022 10:47 AM (yxq4P)

422 Just got back from grocery shopping, prices continue to astound me. I think I said WOW at least 10 times.
Posted by: Goldilocks at September 23, 2022 10:43 AM (UXEzc)

One local HEB has removed all the price stickers on the shelves & bunkers in the meat department. Now it's just the package sticker in smeared tiny font. Soon, everything will be labeled "Market Price".

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2022 10:48 AM (4I/2K)

423 Democrat mayors don't worry about jobs. In fact, I believe that they actively chase them off. They pursue "federal" dollars via graft and criminality. For them, bad = good, degraded is the optimal state of things. Competence and principled behavior are anathema.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 23, 2022 10:48 AM (Fi1Xh)

424 Next they're going to tell us that we might see a recession next year.

Posted by: the dnc/msm complex at September 23, 2022 10:47 AM (v3pYe)
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I don't think the White House Board of Decidin' Stuff is going to accept a recession.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 10:48 AM (krQz2)

425 I think this morning the correct interpretation for "Build Back Better" is probably "Buy Back Cheaper, or Maybe Not All."

Sorry for this. I just need to vent a bit while I find my Prozac.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 23, 2022 10:48 AM (MkuC5)

426 Otherwise, you're going to have to make closing shops and moving companies illegal (and I don't put it past them).
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I *think* Chicago already has some punitive tax in place if you dare to relocate out of Cook Co.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 23, 2022 10:49 AM (lGrs1)

427 Funny how Trump was responsible for the corrupt, Dem-run island of Puerto Rico losing power for weeks but not Biden this time??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 10:49 AM (yikp0)

428 Can numbnuts get pregnant? Really?
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25% of Democrats can't be wrong.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 10:49 AM (krQz2)

429 White House Board of Decidin' Stuff?

They are using a Quija Board and playing Spin the Bottle on the Wheel of Misfortune.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:49 AM (dSiNM)

430 398 And, while we're on the subject, does smallpox vax protect against monkeypox? Not that I'm worried about it...

i've heard rumors it does and folks wondering why they didn't bust out the smallpox vaccine stockpiles instead of cooking up a new monkeypox vaccine. but that was probably just disinformation.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 23, 2022 10:49 AM (v3pYe)

431 a ruff like that should provide enough lift to float ya around the room

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at September 23, 2022 10:49 AM (PbwT0)

432 What's a punguin doing on the Art Thread!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 10:47 AM (yikp0)

It's just flippering us off.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 23, 2022 10:50 AM (7bRMQ)

433 a ruff like that should provide enough lift to float ya around the room

What the world does not need - a flying Karen

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:50 AM (dSiNM)

434 359 Serious questions for those who know:

I thought I read somewhere that the vaccination against smallpox I received long ago can wear off. Is that true?
Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 10:34 AM

Absolutely! It's well known that even the most effective vaccinations only provide protection for 6, maybe 9 months tops, and require constant boosters. You're 29, received initial polio vaccination at 3, so conservatively, should have had around 18 polio boosters by now. Along with every other vaccination you've ever had.

Don't question the science!

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at September 23, 2022 10:51 AM (JCZqz)

435 Remember when you see the stupid stuff the Biden Admin rolls out, these were the sperm that won. The champions.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2022 10:51 AM (4I/2K)

436 What's a punguin doing on the Art Thread!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 23, 2022 10:47 AM (yikp0)
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He got tired of sitting on the telly.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2022 10:52 AM (krQz2)

437 Ukraine's 4 western provisions that border Russia are hold "referendum" votes which Russia is likely to win. Weirdest dang war ever.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 23, 2022 10:53 AM (UuD2k)

438 Where have I heard that before? The Satan Bug. War of Shadows. Rainbow Six.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:44 AM (dSiNM)


Andromeda Strain

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 10:53 AM (gmo/4)

439 Nice ad out of AZ pointing out Kelly supports the chemical castration and mutilation of middle school kids.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2022 10:53 AM (Zf0+a)

440 Archer

Andromeda Strain is a bit of a stretch but valid.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:54 AM (dSiNM)

441 Ukraine's 4 western provisions that border Russia are hold "referendum" votes which Russia is likely to win. Weirdest dang war ever.
________

The Russian tanks parked in front of the polling centers adds to the integrity of the vote.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2022 10:55 AM (lf83v)

442 439
Make all the dems own it. They do.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 23, 2022 10:55 AM (yvHe0)

443 It was, I believe, the first Elizabeth who accused the woman who created and maintained her collars of attempting to poison her. The accused and her alleged co-conspirators were executed wearing her collars.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 23, 2022 10:55 AM (qyH+l)

444 Mark Kelly only cares about Mark Kelly. Anyone seen Gabby Giffords?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:55 AM (dSiNM)

445 Archer

Andromeda Strain is a bit of a stretch but valid.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:54 AM (dSiNM)


Sir, there is a wildfire.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 10:55 AM (gmo/4)

446 Planned Parenthood changed its website without any acknowledgment of modifications to say that under the five- to six-week mark of pregnancy, "a part of the embryo starts to show cardiac activity. It sounds like a heartbeat on an ultrasound, but it's not a fully-formed heart — it's the earliest stage of the heart developing."

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2022 10:56 AM (RHGPo)

447 439 Nice ad out of AZ pointing out Kelly supports the chemical castration and mutilation of middle school kids.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2022 10:53 AM (Zf0+a)

Now for an ad where he says he supports the chemical castration and mutilation of parents of middle school kids that support the chemical castration and mutilation of middle school kids.

This would be lit.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 23, 2022 10:56 AM (MkuC5)

448 423 Democrat mayors don't worry about jobs. In fact, I believe that they actively chase them off. They pursue "federal" dollars via graft and criminality. For them, bad = good, degraded is the optimal state of things. Competence and principled behavior are anathema.
Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 23, 2022 10:48 AM (Fi1Xh)

Remember when AOC gloated about chasing off an Amazon warehouse that was going to be located in her district? She knew her constituents, she knew they didn't want jobs, they just wanted mo money, MO' MONEY!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2022 10:56 AM (trdmm)

449 Nice ad out of AZ pointing out Kelly supports the chemical castration and mutilation of middle school kids.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

*

Heard on the radio this morning that Mitch McConnell pulled ALL campaign spending from Arizona.

He doesn't really want to win the Senate.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 23, 2022 10:56 AM (Vx4B5)

450 but it's not a fully-formed heart — it's the earliest stage of the heart developing."

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2022 10:56 AM (RHGPo)


Yeah, but it's pumping.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2022 10:56 AM (gmo/4)

451 437 Ukraine's 4 western provisions that border Russia are hold "referendum" votes which Russia is likely to win. Weirdest dang war ever.
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Ukraine is divided into thirds - West Ukraine is pro Euro; Central Ukraine are fence sitters, and; East Ukraine is pro Russia. Been that way ever since Stalin murdered a thrid of Ukraine and imported Russians. Ukraine in Russian literally means Borderlands.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 23, 2022 10:56 AM (Hudry)

452 In fairness to Kelly, the hyperdevelopment of his cerebral cortex due to alien technology has dampened his empathy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2022 10:56 AM (KFhLj)

453 Now for an ad where he says he supports the chemical castration and mutilation of parents of middle school kids that support the chemical castration and mutilation of middle school kids.

This would be lit.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 23, 2022 10:56 AM (MkuC5)

not chemical, physical. Old ways are the best ways.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2022 10:57 AM (trdmm)

454 Anyone seen Gabby Giffords?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:55 AM (dSiNM)

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abeire heomyr thedeit

Posted by: Gabby Giffords at September 23, 2022 10:57 AM (flINI)

455 448 Remember when AOC gloated about chasing off an Amazon warehouse that was going to be located in her district? She knew her constituents, she knew they didn't want jobs, they just wanted mo money, MO' MONEY!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2022 10:56 AM (trdmm)

=========

Short term political gain and long term economic decline.

It's a strategy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 10:57 AM (LvTSG)

456 How did they even get that dude's head in a space helmet?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2022 10:57 AM (KFhLj)

457 Ukraine is divided into thirds - West Ukraine is pro Euro; Central Ukraine are fence sitters, and; East Ukraine is pro Russia. Been that way ever since Stalin murdered a thrid of Ukraine and imported Russians. Ukraine in Russian literally means Borderlands.
Posted by: Puddinhead


**

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP THEY'RE JUST LIKE US AND NEED OUR BILLIONS

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 23, 2022 10:58 AM (Vx4B5)

458 Heard on the radio this morning that Mitch McConnell pulled ALL campaign spending from Arizona.

He doesn't really want to win the Senate.


Or he thinks Master doesn't need the money and will win anyway. There are other races. idk

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2022 10:58 AM (ayzS/)

459 458 'zackly.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 23, 2022 10:58 AM (Fi1Xh)

460 Anyone seen Gabby Giffords?
_________

No. The Democrats want to make sure that their brand is not damaged by putting brain damaged spokespersons who can't speak on their podium.

Posted by: Joe Biden and John Fetterman at September 23, 2022 10:58 AM (lf83v)

461
And don't forget: with out regard to other theories as to motive and action, one thing is an established fact...

Our government funded research in poorly maintained laboratories in a third-world shithole that's a sworn enemy of the United States, using taxpayer money, in contravention of our own bio-research laws, to weaponize animal viruses using genetically-modified spike proteins.

All else aside, that is some crazy-ass X-Files shit, right there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2022 10:58 AM (oINRc)

462 How did they even get that dude's head in a space helmet?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2022 10:57 AM (KFhLj)

My guess? He never wears one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2022 10:58 AM (VwHCD)

463 Meanwhile on one of those morning shows just this week they had the 4D ultrasound pictures of the faces of babies reacting to what the mother was eating.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2022 10:59 AM (dSiNM)

464 they recommend getting a tetanus shot every ten years iirc ... not sure why some need "refreshing" and some don't.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2022 11:00 AM (Cus5s)

465 Anyone seen Gabby Giffords?
_________

No. The Democrats want to make sure that their brand is not damaged by putting brain damaged spokespersons who can't speak on their podium.
Posted by: Joe Biden and John Fetterman at September 23, 2022 10:58 AM (lf83v)

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Hank Johnson and Sheila Jackson Lee at September 23, 2022 11:00 AM (flINI)

466 Good morning Hordemates.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2022 11:00 AM (anj39)

467 Noodus throckmortonii

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2022 11:00 AM (J2vNu)

468 "Build Back Better" = "Build Biden's Bankaccount."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2022 11:00 AM (p+1gI)

469 Short term political gain and long term economic decline.

It's a strategy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 23, 2022 10:57 AM (LvTSG)

I was just thinking about Assad in Syria - he's still in charge. Syria has been wrecked, it's a pale shadow of the power that once claimed the most fearsome military in the middle east, and most of it's cities are still in ruins. But Assad is still comfortably in power, and raking in as much money as he ever did.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2022 11:01 AM (trdmm)

470 Meanwhile on one of those morning shows just this week they had the 4D ultrasound pictures of the faces of babies reacting to what the mother was eating.

KFC again? Is that wise?

Posted by: The baby at September 23, 2022 11:01 AM (ayzS/)

471 Nood hurrricanes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2022 11:01 AM (lf83v)

472 Anybody catch this clip of Byron Donalds schooling witnesses at the House hearing on “Corporate Influence on Inflation?” Dems blaming businesses for raising prices and this guy just neatly explains how Dem policies caused the labor shortage and made everything more expensive. Witness tries to imply that he’s blaming workers for being lazy and he shuts her right the hell down. Why haven’t I heard of this guy before?

https://tinyurl.com/4ws7zjx7

Posted by: Caiwyn at September 23, 2022 11:01 AM (+dHQK)

473 Shiela is at least coherent. Stupid and fantastically racist, but coherent.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 23, 2022 11:02 AM (Fi1Xh)

474 If you're explaining, you're losing.

"It sounds like a heartbeat but it's not a fully developed heart" is not a winning argument

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2022 11:02 AM (Zf0+a)

475 Polio is NOT making a comeback.
The New York strain was related to the meeting of a person from a country still using live vaccine, into a community without any vaccination. The strain is that used in vaccinations abroad, which haven't been used in the US since about the turn of the twentieth century.

The more worrisome situation is the possibility of other enteroviruses (and even adeniviruses) becoming "polio niche" viruses, leading in some cases of acute flaccid myelitis.

Outbreaks of enterovirus D68 are cyclical because they depend on a sufficient threshold of vulnerable people (usually children) to get an outbreak, they have been spaced about 2 years apart but this may change because kids have been more isolated .

Posted by: Sarahw at September 23, 2022 11:03 AM (g1vnC)

476 Heard on the radio this morning that Mitch McConnell pulled ALL campaign spending from Arizona.

He doesn't really want to win the Senate.

Or he thinks Master doesn't need the money and will win anyway. There are other races. idk
Posted by: Archimedes

*

It's less that and more that Masters had said Mitch needed to be replaced.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 23, 2022 11:03 AM (Vx4B5)

477 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2022 11:04 AM (Zz0t1)

478 462 What looks like his head IS his helmet.
His actual head is only about 2 inches in diameter

Posted by: MAxIE at September 23, 2022 11:05 AM (twxj3)

479 I don’t really want to laugh at the misfortune of a family getting stranded on the western plains because they made the foolish decision to tow a camper behind an electric pickup ...


At least the children are tender. - Donner, Party of 12 11 10 9 ..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2022 11:11 AM (yQpMk)

480 dammit

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2022 11:11 AM (yQpMk)

481 Alternate title: "Karen, On A Good Day".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2022 11:18 AM (jyzkC)

482
That's no Lady that's a Tramp.......woff woof.

Posted by: safristi at September 23, 2022 01:07 PM (qktfm)

483 I am making $45 an hour working from home. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning $10,500 a month by working on a laptop, that was truly astounding for me, she prescribed for me to attempt it simply.
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Posted by: Sarah at September 23, 2022 01:16 PM (STTOv)

484 That woman has some huge man hands

Posted by: PMRich at September 23, 2022 04:44 PM (eh5ud)

485 What can i say my sons a Truck Driver and he hauls the Cold Food stuff

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 23, 2022 06:13 PM (wGqjj)

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