Ugh: Don LeMon Loses His Nighttime Show, But Instead Will Bring His Nasty Gay Supremacy/Anti-White Racist Act to the Morning Show

The show will be called "Wake Up, Colonizerzzz!"

CNN's left-wing host Don Lemon will end his primetime show, "Don Lemon Tonight," and move to mornings later this year, the network announced on Thursday.
The show will aim for a "fun," "newsy but breezy" tone. Every morning Don Lemon will invite a male audience member to play a game called Where have my fingers been? Winners will receive a coupon for one Adult Fun Massage from Lemon.

I might have added my own speculation there.

That would be some "Water Cooler Moment TV," though.

It's good to be on the left and to belong to two protected identity classes. You can commit a disgusting, humiliating broad-daylight sexual assault on a man and "news" networks will fall over themselves to give you new opportunities to fail.

Lemon will join CNN hosts Poppy Harlow and Kaitlan Collins on the "re-imagined" morning show that will replace the long-struggling "New Day." The move leaves CNN with a gaping hole in primetime, as "Cuomo Prime Time" still has not been replaced since its namesake host Chris Cuomo was fired last year.

Poppy Harlow and Kaitlan Collins. It gets worse and worse. Kaitlan Collins is one of the many people conservative outfits hired as reporters, who then jumped ship to a leftwing network and became absolute parrots for leftwing talking points.

John Berman and Brianna Keilar will continue to anchor "New Day" until the new program premieres and then will be given new roles at the network. Given Keilar's liberal leanings and the recent ousters of such partisan CNN figures as John Harwood and Brian Stelter, some observers thought Keilar would be shown the door as the network continues to revamp under new CEO Chris Licht, but it appears she's sticking around.
"New Day" managed only 396,000 average viewers to rank as the 42nd most-watched cable news program during the news-heavy month of August.
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CNN's new management is known to be attempting to shed the network's liberal reputation that it earned during the Trump era, so the decision to move Lemon to the anticipated morning show and keep Keilar could certainly raise eyebrows.

Keilar's monthly botox blitzes certainly raise her eyebrows.

Foxnews on Don Lemon losing his show: "The move leaves CNN with a gaping hole in primetime."
I doubt that's accidental wording.
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Posted by: Ace at 03:16 PM

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1 First.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 15, 2022 03:16 PM (yHsuS)

2 Top5

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 15, 2022 03:17 PM (Oa1Nr)

3 When life hands you lemons, make don lemonade.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 15, 2022 03:17 PM (bVYXr)

4 I summoned the otters.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 15, 2022 03:17 PM (906pl)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

6 >>>The move leaves CNN with a gaping hole in primetime

Nah. They just moved him to mornings.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 15, 2022 03:18 PM (yHsuS)

7 "Breezy". Is that what they're calling it nowadays?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 15, 2022 03:18 PM (bW8dp)

8 Shouldn't Lemon be referred to as Stink Finger?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 15, 2022 03:18 PM (GKqIR)

9 CNN could hire Hunter Biden to fill in the primetime slot

Posted by: SMOD at September 15, 2022 03:18 PM (RHGPo)

10 I will only watch if he is told he must don the Krusty the Clown wardrobe and try to make viewers laugh.

But, I don't have cable, so......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

11 sigh

Posted by: Poppy Lemon at September 15, 2022 03:18 PM (Xrfse)

12 >>>The move leaves CNN with a gaping hole in primetime, as "Cuomo Prime Time" still has not been replaced since its namesake host Chris Cuomo was fired last year.

In fairness, if there's one thing LeMon is an expert at, it's filling gaping holes.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 15, 2022 03:18 PM (bhRsz)

13 "Every morning Don Lemon will invite a male audience member to play a game called Where have my fingers been?"

Sooooo, Joey B is booked as his first guest?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 15, 2022 03:18 PM (llON8)

14 >>The show will aim for a "fun," "newsy but breezy" tone.

That's not a breeze. That's Don farting.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 03:18 PM (L14qM)

15 CNN hosts Poppy Harlow and Kaitlan Collins

I laughed.

Posted by: spindrift at September 15, 2022 03:19 PM (h5TKJ)

16 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2022 03:19 PM (T4tVD)

17 Smells like a ballsy move by management.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 15, 2022 03:19 PM (cupoy)

18 Foxnews on Don Lemon losing his show: "The move leaves CNN with a gaping hole in primetime."
I doubt that's accidental wording.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 03:19 PM (LvTSG)

19 So is prime time to morning show a demotion in cable news or are the morning shows more prestigious?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 15, 2022 03:19 PM (Wy1BU)

20 >>>That's not a breeze. That's Don farting.

that's not Don farting, that's a million sperm-ghosts moaning in lament.

Posted by: ace at September 15, 2022 03:19 PM (B3oWe)

21 The move leaves CNN with a gaping hole in primetime, as "Cuomo Prime Time" still has not been replaced since its namesake host Chris Cuomo was fired last year.

****

I think everyone would agree Chris Cuomo was a gaping hole.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 15, 2022 03:19 PM (wb1YC)

22 haha

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 15, 2022 03:19 PM (WhsXQ)

23 In fairness, if there's one thing LeMon is an expert at, it's filling gaping holes.

Posted by: Dr. T

I'm not saying he cosplays as the GOATSE dude, but, ah...

Posted by: Brother Tim...as the man said, the die is cast at September 15, 2022 03:20 PM (OUMaO)

24 Every time I read his name, in my head I pronounce it Le-mon from hearing Tucker.

Posted by: Infidel at September 15, 2022 03:20 PM (6/K6X)

25 I wonder if Dr. Fauci went into hiding because Don LeMon gave him monkeypox.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 15, 2022 03:20 PM (w2Z7l)

26 The move leaves CNN with a gaping hole in primetime

Nah. They just moved him to mornings.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 15, 2022 03:18 PM (yHsuS)

See?

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2022 03:20 PM (wn/zI)

27 "New Day" managed only 396,000 average viewers to rank as the 42nd most-watched cable news program during the news-heavy month of August.

When you're out of the top 40, I don't think you can really use the phrase "most watched."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

28 Maybe Kumala's next gig?
Prime time with the ho?

Ace, are there addresses for TX, AZ and FL to send suggestions on where to drop off a few thousand, "Migrants".
I have a list.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 15, 2022 03:20 PM (ZNlqs)

29 19 So is prime time to morning show a demotion in cable news or are the morning shows more prestigious?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 15, 2022 03:19 PM (Wy1BU

It doesn't matter.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 15, 2022 03:20 PM (Oa1Nr)

30 Don, you know I love you because you're ghey but please keep a respectful distance.

Posted by: Poppy Lemon at September 15, 2022 03:21 PM (Xrfse)

31 So is prime time to morning show a demotion in cable news or are the morning shows more prestigious?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

I'm thinking it's a demotion. Morning show audiences are kind of limited to wine moms and doctors' offices. Prime time is, well, prime.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 15, 2022 03:21 PM (ftFVW)

32
that's not Don farting, that's a million sperm-ghosts moaning in lament.
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2022 03:19 PM (B3oWe)

How cruel.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

33 Foxnews on Don Lemon losing his show: "The move leaves CNN with a gaping hole in primetime.
I doubt that's accidental wording."

One, obviously, big enough to fly a plane thru chased by a black hole.

Posted by: Scott_T at September 15, 2022 03:21 PM (2waQ7)

34 What the fuck is up with this new word 're-imagined'? What the fuck was wrong with just plain old 'imagined'?

I hate people that make up new words.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 15, 2022 03:21 PM (LOSJr)

35 "CNN's left-wing host Don Lemon will end his primetime show, "Don Lemon Tonight," and move to mornings later this year, the network announced on Thursday."

Is it gonna be called "Don Lemon Morning"? If so, they may have to fight a copyright claim. I'm pretty sure a "Don Lemon Morning" is when, after a night of drunken debauchery, you wake up in bed with your arm around a fugly and would rather chew your own arm off and escape rather than risk waking her up.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 15, 2022 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

36 That's not a breeze. That's Don farting.

Hard to tell, since they are all silent.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 15, 2022 03:21 PM (lTGtQ)

37 If you came in 42nd place in anything I don't think a superlative belongs anywhere near you. "42nd most-watched" indeed.

Posted by: Octochicken at September 15, 2022 03:22 PM (oCS0o)

38 that's not Don farting, that's a million sperm-ghosts moaning in lament.
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2022 03:19 PM (B3oWe)

You'd lament too if you were doomed to such a shit life.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 15, 2022 03:22 PM (6FeV1)

39 that's not Don farting, that's a million sperm-ghosts moaning in lament.
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2022 03:19 PM (B3oWe)

A million? Piker.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at September 15, 2022 03:22 PM (bhRsz)

40 Now what the hell am I supposed to not watch in primetime?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 15, 2022 03:22 PM (UuD2k)

41 "New Day" managed only 396,000 average viewers to rank as the 42nd most-watched cable news program during the news-heavy month of August.

When you're out of the top 40, I don't think you can really use the phrase "most watched."

41st, baby!

Posted by: Test Pattern at September 15, 2022 03:22 PM (ayzS/)

42
I liked how Rush used to call him "Mr. Black Hole himself, Don LeMon - who sleeps with men. Proudly!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2022 03:22 PM (oINRc)

43 Dumbest Don Lemon moments:

1) wondered if Flight 370 could’ve been swallowed by a black hole.
2) compared a real prisoner of war to a fictional character from the TV show Homeland.
3) Confusion between automatic weapons and semiautomatic weapons.
4) told a rape victim she could’ve easily shut down the alleged rape by biting Bill Cosby’s penis
5) comparing spanking kids to beating dogs to teach them discipline
6) Earning "worst journalist in America" list in 2014

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:22 PM (Ivdso)

44 "Yeah, well, you try and beat three year old repeats of Family Feud."
-Don Lemon

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

45 Now what the hell am I supposed to not watch in primetime?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 15, 2022 03:22 PM (UuD2k)

Rachel Maddow

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 15, 2022 03:23 PM (DRSnL)

46
"Brian Stelter's Toughman Challenge Workout" is the 43rd most-watched show on cable, for sake of comparison.

Posted by: ace at September 15, 2022 03:23 PM (B3oWe)

47 What the fuck is up with this new word 're-imagined'? What the fuck was wrong with just plain old 'imagined'?

I hate people that make up new words.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 15, 2022 03:21 PM (LOSJr)

Its so glordiferuos when that happens.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 15, 2022 03:23 PM (eoQWY)

48
Don LeMon Loses His Nighttime Show, But Instead Will Bring His Nasty Gay Supremacy/Anti-White Racist Act to the Morning Show

It will be called, "The Lemon Party"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 15, 2022 03:23 PM (pNxlR)

49 Dow down to 30900.

Posted by: mrp at September 15, 2022 03:23 PM (6eRlp)

50 Wait, Don Lemon is both on CNN and Rings of Power?

Posted by: Beartooth at September 15, 2022 03:24 PM (3p4cr)

51 Its so glordiferuos when that happens.

That is a perfectly cromulent word

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:24 PM (Ivdso)

52 Fran Dresner is ridiculously hot, the character voice throws many people off.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2022 03:24 PM (44ww/)

53 "New Day" managed only 396,000 average viewers to rank as the 42nd most-watched cable news program during the news-heavy month of August.

*****

And if you take that number and subtract all of the doctor's offices and eating establishments that keeps CNN on all the time it'll get very close to the number of migrants who just got dropped off at Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 15, 2022 03:24 PM (wb1YC)

54 >>>Don Lemon wondered if Flight 370 could’ve been swallowed by a black hole.

in fairness, from personal experience, I know that a black hole can swallow some large items, up to and including a double-width rolling pin.

Posted by: Don LeMon (why no I don't bake) at September 15, 2022 03:24 PM (B3oWe)

55 Where do these freaks come from?

Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2022 03:24 PM (/RDPd)

56 Any speculation about why they just didn't fire him?

Or would that be part of the "where have my fingers been" game.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 15, 2022 03:24 PM (Ps1ZZ)

57 "Brian Stelter's Toughman Challenge Workout" is the 43rd most-watched show on cable, for sake of comparison.

Posted by: ace

Just ahead of Rachel Maddow's 'How to Pick Up Men'.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 15, 2022 03:24 PM (lTGtQ)

58 Its so glordiferuos when that happens.

Quit being so damn spondilogenous.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 15, 2022 03:24 PM (ayzS/)

59 49 Dow down to 30900.
Posted by: mrp at September 15, 2022 03:23 PM (6eRlp)

=========

I know measuring a presidency by the stock market is, shall we say, imprecise, but getting below 30,000 without major, direct disruption to American life is not a good thing to put on a presidential resume.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 03:25 PM (LvTSG)

60 Lemon will join CNN hosts Poppy Harlow and Kaitlan Collins on the "re-imagined" morning show that will replace the long-struggling "New Day." The move leaves CNN with a gaping hole in primetime, as "Cuomo Prime Time" still has not been replaced since its namesake host Chris Cuomo was fired last year.

I could tell you about all the gaping holes I've savaged in my Torrent of Testosterone Filled orgies.

Posted by: Corey Booker at September 15, 2022 03:25 PM (I+ZWa)

61 If you came in 42nd place in anything I don't think a superlative belongs anywhere near you. "42nd most-watched" indeed.
Posted by: Octochicken at September 15, 2022 03:22 PM (oCS0o)

hell, I'm probably the 80th most watched in that timeslot, and I don't have a show.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 15, 2022 03:25 PM (eoQWY)

62 Fran Dresner is ridiculously hot, the character voice throws many people off.

let's just say that one word from her made me give a vow of chastity the rest of my life

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:25 PM (Ivdso)

63 Where do these freaks come from?
Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2022 03:24 PM (/RDPd)

Uranus.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

64 > What the fuck is up with this new word 're-imagined'?

"Re-imagined" sounds better than "ripped off".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 15, 2022 03:25 PM (bW8dp)

65 "Brian Stelter's Toughman Challenge Workout" is the 43rd most-watched show on cable, for sake of comparison.
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2022 03:23 PM (B3oWe)

Yeah, but two-thirds of that comes from subscriptions filled out by David French, so I'm not sure it counts.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 15, 2022 03:25 PM (bhRsz)

66 Don "Breechloader" LeMon is another sodomite I avoid...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 15, 2022 03:25 PM (YScEb)

67 CNN could hire Hunter Biden to fill in the primetime slot
Posted by: SMOD

///

That's just the vibe they seem to be going for. Perfect.

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 15, 2022 03:26 PM (SLV5u)

68 Don Lemon is a co-host. He has to cooperate with others? Be congenial, like Al Roker? Hey, Don, tell us a joke!

Posted by: mrp at September 15, 2022 03:26 PM (6eRlp)

69 >>> 63 Where do these freaks come from?
Posted by: Eromero at September 15, 2022 03:24 PM (/RDPd)

Uranus.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

*sigh*

Posted by: Caelus at September 15, 2022 03:26 PM (llON8)

70

Just ahead of Rachel Maddow's 'How to Pick Up Men'.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 15, 2022 03:24 PM (lTGtQ)

"The Beauty Secrets of Trigglypuff"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

71 Fran Dresner is ridiculously hot, the character voice throws many people off.

No. So much no.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 15, 2022 03:26 PM (ayzS/)

72 36 That's not a breeze. That's Don farting.

Hard to tell, since they are all silent.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 15, 2022 03:21 PM (lTGtQ)

This may not be entirely true. Legend has it, when the wind blows just right there are certain harmonics that some claim can be heard. This is known as The Devil's Jug Band.

Posted by: Scary Halloween Stories at September 15, 2022 03:26 PM (cupoy)

73 to shed the network's liberal reputation that it earned during the Trump era

That it earned during the Trump era? Um, you're off by a couple/few decades.

Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at September 15, 2022 03:26 PM (Yr4Df)

74
I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang

How are they biting today?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 15, 2022 03:26 PM (pNxlR)

75 Oh God, I'd forgotten about the black hole incident. And yeah, Rush had field day with that.

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 15, 2022 03:26 PM (ei7q6)

76 "Brian Stelter's Toughman Challenge Workout" is the 43rd most-watched show on cable, for sake of comparison.

Round One: "Put Your Phone Down And Take Out The Garbage, You Unemployed Piece Of Shit!"

Posted by: Azathoth at September 15, 2022 03:27 PM (wb1YC)

77 I'd like to host a show called Vagina Review, because I'm such a fan of women's subpar, what-do-I-even-do-with-this-mess genitals.

I meant GREAT genitals, I meant GREAT genitals! I love the vage!!!

Posted by: Also Corey Booker at September 15, 2022 03:27 PM (B3oWe)

78 74
I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang

How are they biting today?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 15, 2022 03:26 PM (pNxlR)

=========

Not at all. I is sad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

79 They didn't make the list but someone put together a montage of Don making idiotic remarks and weirdly inappropriate over the top reactions when talking to Chris Cuomo. He's a spaz and an idiot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:27 PM (Ivdso)

80 I know measuring a presidency by the stock market is, shall we say, imprecise, but getting below 30,000 without major, direct disruption to American life is not a good thing to put on a presidential resume.
---------------
Heh, killing a half a generation of military aged Americans seems to be your ticket to martyrdom. It might work.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 15, 2022 03:27 PM (GKqIR)

81 62 Fran Dresner is ridiculously hot, the character voice throws many people off.

let's just say that one word from her made me give a vow of chastity the rest of my life
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:25 PM (Ivdso)

Funny, I had the same reaction to Fran Drescher

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 15, 2022 03:27 PM (906pl)

82 Since I have never looked at CNN except when it was on TV at an airport, I have no idea what this Don Lemon even looks like. Ace has mentioned him, hilariously and often, but I've never bothered to do an image search. (please don't, please don't)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2022 03:27 PM (J2vNu)

83 That would be some "Water Cooler Moment TV," though.

///

Definitely would, Ace.

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 15, 2022 03:27 PM (SLV5u)

84 Is it gonna be called "Don Lemon Morning"? If so, they may have to fight a copyright claim.

They could always call it the "Don Lemon Morning Party"...

Posted by: Brother Tim...as the man said, the die is cast at September 15, 2022 03:27 PM (OUMaO)

85 Just catching up on the nooz...DeathSantis flying the illegals to Martha's Vineyard...

*chef's kiss*

Posted by: kallisto at September 15, 2022 03:27 PM (dCxaZ)

86 62 Fran Dresner is ridiculously hot, the character voice throws many people off.

let's just say that one word from her made me give a vow of chastity the rest of my life
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:25 PM (Ivdso)
___________________________

She has a small but memorable part in Saturday Night Fever as the hottie who tries to dance with Tony

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 15, 2022 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

87 Dow down to 30900.
Posted by: mrp at September 15, 2022 03:23 PM (6eRlp)

=========

I know measuring a presidency by the stock market is, shall we say, imprecise, but getting below 30,000 without major, direct disruption to American life is not a good thing to put on a presidential resume.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the dest

I remember when the Dow hitting 30K was the pie-in-the sky dream scenario that could never happen back in the 90s, not a sign of economic collapse.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 15, 2022 03:27 PM (eoQWY)

88 Re-imagine there's no Lemon. It's easy if you try.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2022 03:28 PM (63Dwl)

89 I know measuring a presidency by the stock market is, shall we say, imprecise, but getting below 30,000 without major, direct disruption to American life is not a good thing to put on a presidential resume. - TJM

That's a lot of voters' 401Ks and teachers' pension funds going up in flames.

Posted by: mrp at September 15, 2022 03:28 PM (6eRlp)

90 It's good to be on the left and to belong to two protected identity classes. You can commit a disgusting, humiliating broad-daylight sexual assault on a man and "news" networks will fall over themselves to give you new opportunities to fail.

Two Americas.

At least Don LeMon's victims haven't all "committed suicide" like Spacey's have though...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2022 03:28 PM (ESjRY)

91 "Two Gashes and a Fag" just doesn't seem like 'must see TV.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

92 Oh, man. A nightly series where a different stripper every week sits on a passed out, stripped to the skivvies hunter Biden's knee and plods through reading a teleprompter.... "Hunter Biden's Laptop"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 15, 2022 03:28 PM (6FeV1)

93 I remember when the Dow hitting 30K was the pie-in-the sky dream scenario that could never happen back in the 90s, not a sign of economic collapse.

30 years ago a lot of things were different.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:28 PM (Ivdso)

94 84 Is it gonna be called "Don Lemon Morning"? If so, they may have to fight a copyright claim.

Don Lemon Morning Wood

Posted by: Doyle Hargrave at September 15, 2022 03:28 PM (2cfUo)

95 >>> I have no idea what this Don Lemon even looks like. Ace has mentioned him, hilariously and often, but I've never bothered to do an image search.

Imagine if a cardigan came to life, and was also extravagantly gay.

Posted by: ace at September 15, 2022 03:28 PM (B3oWe)

96 I hate people that make up new words.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 15, 2022 03:21 PM

Well fuck you, too, pal!

Posted by: Zombie Dr. Seuss at September 15, 2022 03:28 PM (asZuX)

97 Looks like there's a lot of fast and furious dick sucking going on at CNN now.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 15, 2022 03:29 PM (BdMk6)

98 Just ahead of Rachel Maddow's 'How to Pick Up Men'.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 15, 2022 03:24 PM (lTGtQ)

"The Beauty Secrets of Trigglypuff"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

"Hot Dog vs. Sandwich Hour, with Jonah Goldberg"

Posted by: Dr. T at September 15, 2022 03:29 PM (bhRsz)

99 I remember when the Dow hitting 30K was the pie-in-the sky dream scenario that could never happen back in the 90s, not a sign of economic collapse.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 15, 2022 03:27 PM (eoQWY)

I wish I was being paid in 90s dollars. Of course, I'm so old ... blah blah.

Posted by: mrp at September 15, 2022 03:29 PM (6eRlp)

100 95 >>> I have no idea what this Don Lemon even looks like. Ace has mentioned him, hilariously and often, but I've never bothered to do an image search.

Imagine if a cardigan came to life, and was also extravagantly gay.
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2022 03:28 PM (B3oWe)

========

A gay cardigan?!

Next thing you'll try to have us believe is that ascots are gay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

101 Fran Dresner is ridiculously hot, the character voice throws many people off.

let's just say that one word from her made me give a vow of chastity the rest of my life
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:25 PM (Ivdso)
*
Funny, I had the same reaction to Fran Drescher
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 15, 2022

***
She was and maybe still is hot. The voice is just that, a character voice. She grew up in Brooklyn, I think, but I think she has trained the worst of the classic speech out of her normal speaking voice. Like me with "Lower Nint' Ward" dialect (which sounds like Brooklynese), she can drop into it whenever she chooses and talk through her nose for comic effect.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2022 03:29 PM (J2vNu)

102 I will start watching morning TV right after I cross "eat Tide Pods" off my list.

Posted by: Zek at September 15, 2022 03:29 PM (OzNIz)

103 That's a lot of voters' 401Ks and teachers' pension funds going up in flames.

Well, they have the psychic satisfaction of no mean tweets. Can you put a price tag on that?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 15, 2022 03:29 PM (ppBhU)

104 One of the black elves in Rings of Power does look a lot like Don Lemon. With a perfect fade like he just stepped out of Soul Cuts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:30 PM (Ivdso)

105 What the fuck is up with this new word 're-imagined'? What the fuck was wrong with just plain old 'imagined'?

I hate people that make up new words.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 15, 2022 03:21 PM (LOSJr)

If we stopped using re-imagined it would be a de-re-imagining.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 15, 2022 03:30 PM (eoQWY)

106 Dow down to 30900.

Posted by: mrp at September 15, 2022 03:23 PM (6eRlp)

Three cheers for the Stock Market Reduction Act!

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2022 03:30 PM (VeXPe)

107 Looks like there's a lot of fast and furious dick sucking going on at CNN now.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 15, 2022 03:29 PM (BdMk6)

Fast and Furious XIV: Compacted Excrement

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

108 Imagine if a cardigan came to life, and was also extravagantly gay.
Posted by: ace

That right there was lol funny. Thanks ace!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 15, 2022 03:30 PM (Wy1BU)

109 >>>This may not be entirely true. Legend has it, when the wind blows just right there are certain harmonics that some claim can be heard. This is known as The Devil's Jug Band.

>Don's shit flaps are like a sheetmetal windchime in the Senoran desert.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 15, 2022 03:30 PM (w2Z7l)

110 The editor-in-chief of Russian state newspaper Pravda died of a 'stroke' during a business trip, the latest Putin ally to expire in mysterious circumstances.

Vladimir Nikolayevich Sungorkin, 68, was reportedly showing signs of 'suffocation' when he died on Wednesday.

After all, falling out of a window has been done to death.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2022 03:30 PM (I2/tG)

111 "Hot Dog vs. Sandwich Hour, with Jonah Goldberg"

***

Guess My BMI, with Tom Nichols

Posted by: Azathoth at September 15, 2022 03:31 PM (wb1YC)

112 So is prime time to morning show a demotion in cable news or are the morning shows more prestigious?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 15, 2022

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It will give this Lemon guy time to hawk his resume and audition tape around town in the afternoons.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2022 03:31 PM (J2vNu)

113 Like me with "Lower Nint' Ward" dialect (which sounds like Brooklynese), she can drop into it whenever she chooses and talk through her nose for comic effect.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I saw the bit they did riffing on that fact. Hell of a (real) voice.

Posted by: Brother Tim...as the man said, the die is cast at September 15, 2022 03:31 PM (OUMaO)

114 If you came in 42nd place in anything I don't think a superlative belongs anywhere near you. "42nd most-watched" indeed.
Posted by: Octochicken at September 15, 2022 03:22 PM (oCS0o)

The 142nd fastest gun in the West
Irving....

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at September 15, 2022 03:31 PM (ep37o)

115 Why do these crowds of naked gay dudes keep ambushing me. Surely the know I'm ultra g... uh, straight.

Posted by: Also Also Cory Booker at September 15, 2022 03:31 PM (ftFVW)

116 "What the fuck is up with this new word 're-imagined'? What the fuck was wrong with just plain old 'imagined'?"

I suggest you lean into your language a bit more.

Posted by: Zek at September 15, 2022 03:31 PM (OzNIz)

117 “We’re real news, Mr President.”

-Hires a person named Poppy

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at September 15, 2022 03:31 PM (iHNcn)

118 I am looking forward to continuing not watching any network or cable news broadcasts, specifically CNN.

Posted by: Shaftoe at September 15, 2022 03:31 PM (gS/r9)

119 Three cheers for the Stock Market Reduction Act!
Posted by: ... at September 15, 2022 03:30 PM (VeXPe)

I'm so angry, I laughed.

Posted by: mrp at September 15, 2022 03:31 PM (6eRlp)

120 Re Imagine even shittier ratings.

Here they come.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 15, 2022 03:31 PM (haWye)

121 I remember Don Lemon talking about a black hole in regard to that airliner disappearing. I remember being amazed someone hosting a "news" show was that stupid. This was a couple of years before I realized all of media was toxic trash.

Posted by: Biergood at September 15, 2022 03:31 PM (FQWHA)

122 98 "Hot Dog vs. Sandwich Hour, with Jonah Goldberg"
Posted by: Dr. T at September 15, 2022 03:29 PM (bhRsz)

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That's a misprint.

It's "Hot Dog and Sandwich vs. Jonah Goldberg."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 03:31 PM (LvTSG)

123 ========

A gay cardigan?!

Next thing you'll try to have us believe is that ascots are gay.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah, no.

Posted by: Fred Jones at September 15, 2022 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

124 "Two Gashes and a Fag" just doesn't seem like 'must see TV.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Isn't that Biden's latest Secretary of the Interior's Indian name?

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2022 03:32 PM (VeXPe)

125 A Russian TV network adapted The Nanny for the market in Russia. And that nanny was hot. I forget her name...Ukrainian with jet black hair. Yowza.

Posted by: Mishdog at September 15, 2022 03:32 PM (MYvE8)

126 95 >>> I have no idea what this Don Lemon even looks like. Ace has mentioned him, hilariously and often, but I've never bothered to do an image search.

Imagine if a cardigan came to life, and was also extravagantly gay.
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2022 03:28 PM (B3oWe)
______________________

Imagine a softer, weasle-lier Sheriff Bart who has sex with Buddy Bizarre in the climatic scene and likes it

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 15, 2022 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

127 It's getting rid of him without actually firing him, so Licht can avoid the PR heat.

Being sent off to the wasteland of a morning show unwatched by anyone but early-rising members of The View audience is a TV fate worse than death.

Posted by: soft white underbelly at September 15, 2022 03:32 PM (IPWly)

128 >>Dow down to 30900.

Small price to pay for kind Tweets.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 03:32 PM (L14qM)

129 "Hot Dog vs. Sandwich Hour, with Jonah Goldberg

***

Guess My BMI, with Tom Nichols

***

Lincoln Project's "boy's hour"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:32 PM (Ivdso)

130 128 >>Dow down to 30900.

Small price to pay for kind Tweets.
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 03:32 PM (L14qM)

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We got fiery speeches in Philadelphia instead, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 03:32 PM (LvTSG)

131 >>>Imagine if a cardigan came to life, and was also extravagantly gay.
Posted by: ace

That right there was lol funny. Thanks ace!

...

thanks but I think I stole it. I think someone said described Pierce Brosnan as "a turtleneck come to life." Maybe Pitch Meeting guy.

Posted by: ace at September 15, 2022 03:32 PM (B3oWe)

132 The show will be called "Wake Up, Colonizerzzz!"

----------

I can hear the theme song now:

"Good morning, America, how are you?
Don't you know me? I'm your black hole son ...
Doing trains from New York City to New Orleans,
I'll have done five hundred guys when the day is done."

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 15, 2022 03:33 PM (/xejj)

133 for afternoons, Kathy Hochul may soon need a new gig.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 15, 2022 03:33 PM (LwcON)

134 131 thanks but I think I stole it. I think someone said described Pierce Brosnan as "a turtleneck come to life." Maybe Pitch Meeting guy.

Posted by: ace at September 15, 2022 03:32 PM (B3oWe)

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Phase 2 Pitch Meeting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 03:33 PM (LvTSG)

135 >>> I think someone said described Pierce Brosnan as "a turtleneck come to life."

Interesting. Interesting.

Posted by: Sterling Archer at September 15, 2022 03:33 PM (B3oWe)

136
Imagine if a cardigan came to life, and was also extravagantly gay.
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2022

***
Hey! Can I help it if it's chilly in my office?

Posted by: Don LeMon at September 15, 2022 03:33 PM (J2vNu)

137
One of the black elves in Rings of Power does look a lot like Don Lemon. With a perfect fade like he just stepped out of Soul Cuts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:30 PM (Ivdso)

I've only seen the bad reviews, but in one of Galadriel's hero shots as she climbs the ice wall I was interested to see that under her clothes there is something that looks like chainmail, but the top margin is all tattered and ragged, presumably to show the hard journey. That's not how chain works, and mail without a shirt under it would be super cold on an ice mountain.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 15, 2022 03:33 PM (eoQWY)

138 Durham sticks a fork in it.
Cha-ching!

Posted by: gourmand du jour staying in at September 15, 2022 03:33 PM (jTmQV)

139 thanks but I think I stole it.

Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief.

Posted by: Paul Hewson at September 15, 2022 03:34 PM (h5TKJ)

140 138 Durham sticks a fork in it.
Cha-ching!
Posted by: gourmand du jour staying in at September 15, 2022 03:33 PM (jTmQV)

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Maybe the real prisoners we caught were the friends we made along the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 03:34 PM (LvTSG)

141 41 "New Day" managed only 396,000 average viewers to rank as the 42nd most-watched cable news program during the news-heavy month of August.

When you're out of the top 40, I don't think you can really use the phrase "most watched."

41st, baby!
Posted by: Test Pattern at September 15, 2022 03:22 PM (ayzS/)

Wow, you landed at the 41st comment with that comment, being "41st, baby!" yourself.

Posted by: m at September 15, 2022 03:34 PM (GkGYg)

142 thanks but I think I stole it.

Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief.
Posted by: Paul Hewson at September 15, 2022 03:34 PM (h5TKJ)

REDEMPTION!!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 15, 2022 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

143 Fox News is more than willing to fill that gaping hole, right Brett?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 15, 2022 03:34 PM (A7urr)

144 The move leaves CNN with a gaping hole in primetime,

Gaping Hole. just try to get the confluence of that phrase and Dawn LeMandingo out of your head.

Hahahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 15, 2022 03:34 PM (WmGrA)

145 What's Steven Colbert doing these days?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 15, 2022 03:34 PM (GKqIR)

146 That's not how chain works, and mail without a shirt under it would be super cold on an ice mountain.

Didn't slow her down when she leaped off the ship and swam 300 miles back to shore

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:34 PM (Ivdso)

147 34 What the fuck is up with this new word 're-imagined'? What the fuck was wrong with just plain old 'imagined'?

I hate people that make up new words.
Posted by: Chairborne!...

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I agree in general, but to be fair this has a new meaning.

If I told you to "imagine" a toaster, you would imagine what you know as a toaster. If I told you to re-imagine it, it would means forget what you know and imagine how to make one better. Like reinvent, but that word already has a very different meaning.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 15, 2022 03:35 PM (Ps1ZZ)

148 One of the black elves in Rings of Power...

Speaking of Rings of Power and all that it, has it occurred to anyone other than me that BLM and Antifa, as well as Jane's Revenge et al are nothing more than Tolkien's orcs. Up front and in you face as they try to destroy the West. As in Western Civilization.

Tolkien certainly was prescient, IMO.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 15, 2022 03:35 PM (LOSJr)

149 121 I remember Don Lemon talking about a black hole in regard to that airliner disappearing. I remember being amazed someone hosting a "news" show was that stupid. This was a couple of years before I realized all of media was toxic trash.
Posted by: Biergood

I seem to recall Rush calling Don LeMon the dumbest man on TV.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 15, 2022 03:35 PM (LQjWA)

150 Re-imagine sounds better than "we scrapped the old show because nobody watched it and it sucked"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:35 PM (Ivdso)

151 What's Steven Colbert doing these days?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 15, 2022 03:34 PM (GKqIR)

A question no one really asks, ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

152

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 15, 2022 03:36 PM (LQjWA)

153 Does Tater's Tough Guy Challenge involve ice-cold muddy water, barbed wire, perilous obstacles, blisters, sprains, pain and hypothermia?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 15, 2022 03:36 PM (VdGjU)

154 I hate italics.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 15, 2022 03:36 PM (LOSJr)

155 I think someone said described Pierce Brosnan as "a turtleneck come to life."

Sounds like a case of mistaken identity.

Posted by: Benedict Cumberbatch, Living Turtleneck Sweater at September 15, 2022 03:36 PM (ppBhU)

156 One of the black elves in Rings of Power does look a lot like Don Lemon. With a perfect fade like he just stepped out of Soul Cuts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I saw that guy in a review I watched (I haven't watched the show). I actually thought it was Don Lemon.

Posted by: Biergood at September 15, 2022 03:36 PM (FQWHA)

157 Dammit...

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 15, 2022 03:36 PM (LQjWA)

158 GET IN MUH BELLEH!!!!!

Posted by: The Barrel at September 15, 2022 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

159 Well, I didn't do it!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 15, 2022 03:36 PM (906pl)

160 Can I watch morning show Don Lemon in my cock strutting bike spandex with no clogs or are clogs mandatory?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 15, 2022 03:36 PM (u4CEu)

161 Oh, Durham is just getting started, bay-bee.

Those margaritas aren't going to sip themselves.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2022 03:36 PM (QuiPW)

162 "Lemon will join CNN hosts Poppy Harlow and Kaitlan Collins on the "re-imagined" morning show".

Brilliant. This is a not too subtle tactic to get one or both of the ladies to stop using office blackmail and extortion to get their mug in front of the camera by exposing them to large and repeated doses of the insufferable LeMon. I give it 6 months before one or both of them file a discrimination claim against LeMon.

Posted by: Paul in Texas at September 15, 2022 03:36 PM (EG5bh)

163 A Russian TV network adapted The Nanny for the market in Russia. And that nanny was hot. I forget her name...Ukrainian with jet black hair. Yowza.
Posted by: Mishdog at September 15, 2022

***
This girl? https://de.fresheroll.info/publication/1248018/

(Scroll down a little)

Posted by: Don LeMon at September 15, 2022 03:37 PM (J2vNu)

164 Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief

Not to mention that every cop is a criminal, and all your sinners, saints.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 15, 2022 03:37 PM (ayzS/)

165 Oh, Durham is just getting started, bay-bee.

Those margaritas aren't going to sip themselves.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2022 03:36 PM (QuiPW)

If only for a minute, I had a hash called quip and all seemed right with the world.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2022 03:37 PM (QuiPW)

166 I seem to recall Rush calling Don LeMon the dumbest man on TV.

Well, he's certainly moved ahead on the dumbest man left on CNN contest. They fired Cuomo and Stelter but Anderson Cooper and Wolf "Jeopardy" Blitzer are still around

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:37 PM (Ivdso)

167 Can I watch morning show Don Lemon in my cock strutting bike spandex with no clogs or are clogs mandatory?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger

Survey says..., "Clogs Mandatory!"

Posted by: Steve Harvey at September 15, 2022 03:38 PM (ftFVW)

168 I would still like to see a news hour co-hosted by Biden's former Press Secretary and the retiring Pennsylvania Senator called "Psaki-Toomey."

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 15, 2022 03:38 PM (/xejj)

169 >>The show will aim for a "fun," "newsy but breezy" tone.

I haven't seen so much gay since Liberace's hairdresser through an Oscars watch party at Ru-Paul's Provincetown crib.

Posted by: Dennis Miller at September 15, 2022 03:38 PM (bNf8H)

170 Guess My BMI, with Tom Nichols

Posted by: Azathoth

The Unusual Cooking Show with Jeffrey Dahmer.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 15, 2022 03:39 PM (lTGtQ)

171 Pierce Brosnan has aged gracefully.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2022 03:39 PM (44ww/)

172 thanks but I think I stole it.
*
Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief.
Posted by: Paul Hewson at September 15, 2022

***
If you're gonna steal, steal from the best.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2022 03:39 PM (J2vNu)

173 So CNN stands for Cocksucking News Network?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 15, 2022 03:40 PM (GKqIR)

174 171 Pierce Brosnan has aged gracefully.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2022 03:39 PM (44ww/)

=========

He's a blank.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 03:40 PM (LvTSG)

175 Pierce Brosnan has aged gracefully.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2022 03:39 PM (44ww/)

You're welcome.

Posted by: Plastic Surgeons United at September 15, 2022 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

176 I want this gig and I want it bad. I promise to keep my hands on top of the desk, visible at all times.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 15, 2022 03:40 PM (z9V4B)

177 Pierce Brosnan has aged gracefully

Still a huge talent. I thought he was a lightweight because of that silly TV show but then I saw him in the Fourth Protocol and he was amazingly cold and slick.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:40 PM (Ivdso)

178 171 Pierce Brosnan has aged gracefully.
---------------
True. Not so for his wife.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 15, 2022 03:40 PM (GKqIR)

179 Durham ain't sticking a fork in it, he's sticking his dick into every American.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 15, 2022 03:40 PM (A7urr)

180 The Unusual Cooking Show with Jeffrey Dahmer.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 15, 2022 03:39 PM (lTGtQ)

The finger food is to die for.

Posted by: mrp at September 15, 2022 03:40 PM (6eRlp)

181 One of the black elves in Rings of Power does look a lot like Don Lemon. With a perfect fade like he just stepped out of Soul Cuts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I saw that guy in a review I watched (I haven't watched the show). I actually thought it was Don Lemon.

I think you guys are describing Ismael Cruz Cordova, who is from PR, but might have some black blood.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3033454/

Posted by: Archimedes at September 15, 2022 03:41 PM (ayzS/)

182 On the bright side, I don't have to wait til night time to jerk it anymore.
-----Pete Buttigeg, probably

Posted by: Joe fingerblaster at September 15, 2022 03:41 PM (W+TLY)

183 The finger food is to die for.

We need Ben Roethlisberger to explain this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:41 PM (Ivdso)

184
Still a huge talent. I thought he was a lightweight because of that silly TV show but then I saw him in the Fourth Protocol and he was amazingly cold and slick.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:40 PM (Ivdso)

The Thomas Crowne Affair was horrible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

185 Omg. The Bee:

Martha's Vineyard Resident Calls Police To Report A Hispanic In The Neighborhood Not Operating A Leaf Blower.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 03:41 PM (ptqGC)

186 A reboot of The Girl With Something Extra starring Stacy Abrams in the title role.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 15, 2022 03:41 PM (F7bjs)

187 178 171 Pierce Brosnan has aged gracefully.
---------------
True. Not so for his wife.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 15, 2022 03:40 PM (GKqIR)

I thought she got very sick and he had to knock off his career for a while to take care of her. Am I misremembering this?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 15, 2022 03:42 PM (906pl)

188 Pierce Brosnan has aged gracefully

Still a huge talent. I thought he was a lightweight because of that silly TV show but then I saw him in the Fourth Protocol and he was amazingly cold and slick.

Great movie. And with Michael Caine, too.

Posted by: mrp at September 15, 2022 03:42 PM (6eRlp)

189 The Thomas Crowne Affair was horrible.

I agree, but I didn't like the original, either. Not really his fault.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:42 PM (Ivdso)

190 The finger food is to die for.

We need Ben Roethlisberger to explain this.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:41 PM (Ivdso)

HE ATE PEOPLE.

SOMETIMES YOU GUYS AMAZE ME.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at September 15, 2022 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

191 What has Durham said that's changed things?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 15, 2022 03:42 PM (ayzS/)

192 What happened to Lemon's sexual assault charge?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 15, 2022 03:42 PM (VdGjU)

193 177: The Fourth Protocol was a damn good movie. Michael Caine was in it too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 15, 2022 03:42 PM (LQjWA)

194 I might have added my own speculation there.

-----------------

Ace that was the only interesting bit in the whole article.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 15, 2022 03:43 PM (3JfbU)

195 The Epicurean Guide to Fitness, with Jerry Nadler

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 15, 2022 03:43 PM (lTGtQ)

196 What happened to Lemon's sexual assault charge?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 15, 2022 03:42 PM (VdGjU)

I think the guy dropped charges or something. Probably $$$$.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 03:43 PM (ptqGC)

197 FFS,
I'm in a virtual meeting to address staff engagement.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2022 03:43 PM (W2EWw)

198 >> What happened to Lemon's sexual assault charge?

Settled, I believe.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 03:43 PM (L14qM)

199 Patty Jenkins' Star Wars movie, Rogue Squadron, has been completely removed from the Disney schedule. It's been mired in pre-production motionless for a while.

It makes me laugh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

200 187 178 171 Pierce Brosnan has aged gracefully.
---------------
True. Not so for his wife.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 15, 2022 03:40 PM (GKqIR)

I thought she got very sick and he had to knock off his career for a while to take care of her. Am I misremembering this?
----------------
Not really sure. I just remember she ballooned up and Pierce remained the same. Kudos for staying together. This is not the norm with actors.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 15, 2022 03:43 PM (GKqIR)

201 And to think they did this during Pride Month.

Posted by: Dave S. at September 15, 2022 03:44 PM (VtXJ6)

202 188: horde mind

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 15, 2022 03:44 PM (LQjWA)

203 >>I'm in a virtual meeting to address staff engagement.

Try gripping it firmly by the base.

Posted by: Don Lemon at September 15, 2022 03:44 PM (L14qM)

204 193 177: The Fourth Protocol was a damn good movie. Michael Caine was in it too.
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Anything with Michael Caine in it is good. Even his bad movies are good.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 15, 2022 03:45 PM (GKqIR)

205 Pierce Brosnan has aged gracefully.
---------------
True. Not so for his wife.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 15, 2022 03:40 PM (GKqIR)

I thought she got very sick and he had to knock off his career for a while to take care of her. Am I misremembering this?

He's 69. At this point, I would certainly hope he'd put his wife and family first. Speaks well of him. Many HWood types probably wouldn't.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 15, 2022 03:45 PM (ayzS/)

206 CA to require all trucking to be zero emissions by 2040.

Posted by: gourmand du jour staying in at September 15, 2022 03:45 PM (jTmQV)

207 Did we see this yet? A recent report claims that Facebook has been spying on the private messages of American users and reporting them to the FBI if they express anti-government sentiments or question the 2020 election....As part of an FBI collaboration operation, an employee at Facebook red-flagged private messages containing such sentiments over the past 19 months, transmitting redacted versions to the domestic terrorism operational unit at the FBI headquarters in Washington, DC. This was all done without a subpoena."

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 03:45 PM (kQmKE)

208 Better than having to addresss staff engorgement.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2022 03:45 PM (QuiPW)

209 I'm in a virtual meeting to address staff engagement.

Try gripping it firmly by the base.

Close your laptop.

Posted by: J. Toobin at September 15, 2022 03:46 PM (ayzS/)

210 CA to require all trucking to be zero emissions by 2040.
Posted by: gourmand du jour staying in at September 15, 2022 03:45 PM (jTmQV)

The state won't even be able to haul freight from end to end.

GENIUS idea.

Wall it up. That state is dead. Escape from California staring Kurt Russell III.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

211 Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 03:45 PM (kQmKE)

Heh with all the "private" censorship going on I only recently just predicted everyone was gonna soon be "surprised" soon by the level of surveillance that is being funneled through private companies and, well...

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2022 03:47 PM (QuiPW)

212 Did we see this yet? A recent report claims that Facebook has been spying on the private messages of American users and reporting them to the FBI if they express anti-government sentiments or question the 2020 election....As part of an FBI collaboration operation, an employee at Facebook red-flagged private messages containing such sentiments over the past 19 months, transmitting redacted versions to the domestic terrorism operational unit at the FBI headquarters in Washington, DC. This was all done without a subpoena."
Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 03:45 PM (kQmKE)

MUH PRIVATE COMPANY!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

213 Now what the hell am I supposed to not watch in primetime?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 15, 2022 03:22 PM (UuD2k)

Rachel Maddow

Sean Hannity

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at September 15, 2022 03:47 PM (Vu7A1)

214 >>>So CNN stands for Cocksucking News Network?

Posted by: Puddinhead

>Cockstrutting News Network

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 15, 2022 03:47 PM (w2Z7l)

215 In case you still had any illusions...,about where you live.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 03:47 PM (kQmKE)

216 Close your laptop.
Posted by: J. Toobin

Heh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2022 03:47 PM (W2EWw)

217 If new management is serious about rehabbing cnn this little fag would be fired yesterday.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 15, 2022 03:47 PM (q7YwT)

218 "Did we see this yet? "
That is literally fascism, book definition.

Posted by: gourmand du jour staying in at September 15, 2022 03:47 PM (jTmQV)

219 Is it possible that California could get too fucking crazy even for Californians?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 15, 2022 03:48 PM (GKqIR)

220 CA to require all trucking to be zero emissions by 2040.
Posted by: gourmand du jour staying in at September 15, 2022 03:45 PM (jTmQV)

So no interstate trucking? Haven't Californians suffered enough? Apparently not.

Posted by: mrp at September 15, 2022 03:48 PM (6eRlp)

221 CA to require all trucking to be zero emissions by 2040.
Posted by: gourmand du jour staying in at September 15, 2022 03:45 PM (jTmQV)

I require Emmanuelle Chriqui to show up in stockings and a tight dress at my front door tonight.

Posted by: since we're naming things that won't happen at September 15, 2022 03:48 PM (h5TKJ)

222 CA to require all trucking to be zero emissions by 2040.
Posted by: gourmand du jour staying in at September 15, 2022 03:45 PM (jTmQV)

Goals that quietly disappear for $200 Alex.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2022 03:48 PM (44ww/)

223 Obviously they are all doing that - Google , twitter, etc.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 03:48 PM (kQmKE)

224 217 If new management is serious about rehabbing cnn this little fag would be fired yesterday.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 15, 2022 03:47 PM (q7YwT)

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Maybe Discovery would need to pay some kind of large penalty to Lemon if they cut his contract early. So, instead of taking that loss, they let him run out his contract in the middle of nowhere (morning) while getting primetime in order.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

225 I’m happy I know none of these people except for Don Smell My Finger Lemon. These shows will crash and burn. .

Posted by: LASue at September 15, 2022 03:49 PM (XiO7x)

226 I swear, if I had the time and energy and talent I'd do a Youtube show of the comments here, there are so many great callbacks and bits. I'd have Ben Roethlisberger show up and animate his face explaining jokes, Run for real Lace Wigs ads in the middle, have a drunken Cloggenstein show up and spout bizarre nonsense, on and on. It would be the most insane, random show on Youtube and hilarious to boot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:49 PM (Ivdso)

227 I'm in a virtual meeting to address staff engagement.

Hold an Xbox controller.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2022 03:49 PM (44ww/)

228 According to the sock with a couple of buttons stitched to it for eyes that passes for our current WH press secretary, the official word on whether or not the border is secure is "Uuuuuuuhhhhh..."

Posted by: Azathoth at September 15, 2022 03:49 PM (wb1YC)

229 It gets worse and worse. Kaitlan Collins is one of the many people conservative outfits hired as reporters, who then jumped ship to a leftwing network and became absolute parrots for leftwing talking points.

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I'm old enough to remember when Alisyn Camerota worked at Fox and throughout that time I couldn't tell she was a lefty. Makes me think that the media people are just actors playing a role and the real news people are the producers. Or are they in the acting profession as well?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 15, 2022 03:49 PM (3JfbU)

230 Home mortgage rates tipping 6% today. Ruh roh Shaggy.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 15, 2022 03:50 PM (oWBc3)

231

"A recent report claims that Facebook has been spying on the private messages "

My goodness, shocking. I mean, the people that run FB are basically government employees and they all realize what a powerful tool it is for controlling the people.

Will Don be making out with guys on his new show, maybe Big NFL Star Michael Strahan will be his lover.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 15, 2022 03:50 PM (XnbJC)

232 Brosnan was also pretty entertaining in The Matador, but that was ages ago.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 15, 2022 03:50 PM (ppBhU)

233 According to the sock with a couple of buttons stitched to it for eyes that passes for our current WH press secretary, the official word on whether or not the border is secure is "Uuuuuuuhhhhh..."
Posted by: Azathoth
___

The Muppet.

She looks like a muppet, circa 1980.

Posted by: SMH at September 15, 2022 03:50 PM (mgtvV)

234 Is it possible that California could get too fucking crazy even for Californians?
Posted by: Puddinhead

I keep thinking that must happen, but the crazy barrel seems to have no bottom. It's a state-wide looney bin.

Posted by: Biergood at September 15, 2022 03:50 PM (FQWHA)

235 I saw a news story today that 20% of SF residents want to move out.
I'm thrilled with that. Too damn crowded everywhere.

Posted by: gourmand du jour staying in at September 15, 2022 03:50 PM (jTmQV)

236 ___

The Muppet.

She looks like a muppet, circa 1980.
Posted by: SMH at September 15, 2022 03:50 PM (mgtvV)

I've been saying that about Andrea Mitchell for years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

237 Cool in every sense of the word. Someone notify Gordon Lightfoot:

“Peering inside windows to see a piano still in place or a card table and chairs next to a fireplace with a clock hanging above it and the galley with gold rimmed china still sitting on the shelf is pretty spectacular.

“Not many divers visit the Gunilda due to its remote location, deep depths of 270ft and chilly 38f/3c temperatures.

https://tinyurl.com/5y69samx

Posted by: Archimedes at September 15, 2022 03:52 PM (ayzS/)

238 Related, Timothy Dalton was so good in Hot Fuzz, I think it might have been his best role.

"this reaally hurts"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:52 PM (Ivdso)

239 Aos in video format would be awesome!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 15, 2022 03:52 PM (q7YwT)

240 222 CA to require all trucking to be zero emissions by 2040.
Posted by: gourmand du jour staying in at September 15, 2022 03:45 PM (jTmQV)

Goals that quietly disappear for $200 Alex.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Hogwash!
That could never happen

Posted by: EV-1 at September 15, 2022 03:52 PM (Ps1ZZ)

241 >>>I keep thinking that must happen, but the crazy barrel seems to have no bottom. It's a state-wide looney bin.

>They're just clearing the way so the Chicoms can buy it up and move in.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 15, 2022 03:52 PM (w2Z7l)

242 Jaws 4 says hello re Caine.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 15, 2022 03:52 PM (oWBc3)

243 I swear, if I had the time and energy and talent I'd do a Youtube show of the comments here, there are so many great callbacks and bits. I'd have Ben Roethlisberger show up and animate his face explaining jokes, Run for real Lace Wigs ads in the middle, have a drunken Cloggenstein show up and spout bizarre nonsense, on and on. It would be the most insane, random show on Youtube and hilarious to boot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022

***
Laugh-In 2022!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2022 03:53 PM (J2vNu)

244 I'm old enough to remember when Alisyn Camerota worked at Fox and throughout that time I couldn't tell she was a lefty. Makes me think that the media people are just actors playing a role and the real news people are the producers. Or are they in the acting profession as well?
Posted by: President Select Decaf

Embrace the power of and.

Posted by: Infidel at September 15, 2022 03:53 PM (6/K6X)

245 There are multiple articles out about the new Rostec body armor, which they say “will stop .50 BMG bullets”! They mean .50 BMG from our beloved Ma Deuce, the longest serving machine gun in history, designed late in WWI, adopted in 1933, and still in enthusiastic use today.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=130612

Posted by: SMH at September 15, 2022 03:53 PM (mgtvV)

246 "The move leaves CNN with a gaping hole in primetime, as 'Cuomo Prime Time' still has not been replaced since its namesake host Chris Cuomo was fired last year."

To be fair, who in his right mind would want to be the sacrificial lamb filling Chris Cuomo's gaping hole?

Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at September 15, 2022 03:54 PM (aXxgO)

247 "The show will be called "Wake Up, Colonizerzzz!""

Ace, I heard it was "Wake Up Your Colon!!"

Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2022 03:54 PM (TbpGr)

248 CA to require all trucking to be zero emissions by 2040.
Posted by: gourmand du jour staying in at September 15, 2022 03:45 PM

California signs suicide pact with itself.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 15, 2022 03:54 PM (bVYXr)

249 I be cans not believe that's the evil govornor of Florida is be sending poor childrin of color to the place thats Presdent Obama lives. This bothers us and think Presdent Obama should do something abouts this National Crisis.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at September 15, 2022 03:55 PM (FBf3u)

250 So is prime time to morning show a demotion in cable news or are the morning shows more prestigious?

100% a demotion. He went from his own show to being a sidekick to a couple of vapid wine moms. I suspect they're hoping he quits because of it.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2022 03:55 PM (ZGrMX)

251 Yes: When I've heard Don Le-Mon speak in clips on the net the two words that immediately come to mind are "breezy" and "fun". Yep!/s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 15, 2022 03:55 PM (vH/6k)

252 Prolapsed Colon in the Morning with Don Lemon.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 15, 2022 03:55 PM (GKqIR)

253 226 I swear, if I had the time and energy and talent I'd do a Youtube show of the comments here, there are so many great callbacks and bits. I'd have Ben Roethlisberger show up and animate his face explaining jokes, Run for real Lace Wigs ads in the middle, have a drunken Cloggenstein show up and spout bizarre nonsense, on and on. It would be the most insane, random show on Youtube and hilarious to boot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:49 PM (Ivdso)

You'd kill the pure magic of this joint.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 15, 2022 03:55 PM (BdMk6)

254 Laws like the Cali one are passed not because they intend to enforce them, but because they are so deluded they think that by then everyone will be driving EVs anyway. its the wave of the future from 1890!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:55 PM (Ivdso)

255 250 100% a demotion. He went from his own show to being a sidekick to a couple of vapid wine moms. I suspect they're hoping he quits because of it.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2022 03:55 PM (ZGrMX)

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They would send him to cover hurricanes from the streets of Miami, but there are no hurricanes anymore.

Global warming is to blame.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 03:55 PM (LvTSG)

256 I have trouble picturing starting the day with Lemon.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 15, 2022 03:56 PM (VdGjU)

257 CNN to me is like Covid. Never pay attention to it give no ducks about, forget it even exists unless someone else mentions it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 15, 2022 03:56 PM (3vQN0)

258 You'd kill the pure magic of this joint

It would have to be done based on comments and stuff from the previous week, to have time to stitch together a whole show but yeah people might start feeling self conscious or like they have to do a good bit rather than just being crazy and riffing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:56 PM (Ivdso)

259 From the sidebar, Niemann looks like someone who would use vibrating anal beads.

Posted by: wodun at September 15, 2022 03:56 PM (lFga6)

260 Speaking of Rings of Power and all that it, has it occurred to anyone other than me that BLM and Antifa, as well as Jane's Revenge et al are nothing more than Tolkien's orcs.

Oh honey, we aren't orcs. We are...so much more...then those gibbering greenskins

Posted by: Antifa aka cultists of Slaanesh at September 15, 2022 03:56 PM (ESjRY)

261 Though I doubt Rostec could stop a 50, the impact of 10,000 foot pounds of force would likely still kill you.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 15, 2022 03:57 PM (oWBc3)

262 Foxnews on Don Lemon losing his show: "The move leaves CNN with a gaping hole in primetime."
_____________

So CNN is confirming that Lemon is a bottom?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at September 15, 2022 03:57 PM (MvHI3)

263 They would send him to cover hurricanes from the streets of Miami, but there are no hurricanes anymore.

one might be forming off the coast of Africa, all the weather people are excited.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:57 PM (Ivdso)

264 Maybe Ace can fill in that primetime hole. Call it "Ace in the Hole" Or the Ace Hole Newshour.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 15, 2022 03:57 PM (Wrs74)

265 >>>100% a demotion. He went from his own show to being a sidekick to a couple of vapid wine moms. I suspect they're hoping he quits because of it.

>Surely he can find a gloryhole at a rest stop on the interstate if times become trying.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 15, 2022 03:57 PM (w2Z7l)

266 "Posted by: SMH at September 15, 2022 03:53 PM (mgtvV)"

Mk 211 mod 0? Doubt it.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2022 03:57 PM (TbpGr)

267 When life gives you lemons, put them on Discount View with other vapid retards.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2022 03:58 PM (J/RyQ)

268 enough to remember when Alisyn Camerota worked at Fox and throughout that time I couldn't tell she was a lefty. Makes me think that the media people are just actors playing a role and the real news people are the producers. Or are they in the acting profession as well?

—

I’ve been saying this forever. They are all actors. They read a script. Sometimes it’s angry conservative scripts, sometimes angry leftist script. Maddow and Tucker could easily swap places and they wouldn’t miss a beat.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 15, 2022 03:59 PM (3vQN0)

269 This girl? https://de.fresheroll.info/publication/1248018/

(Scroll down a little)
Posted by: Don LeMon at September 15, 2022 03:37 PM (J2vNu)

Yep, that's her! Wow....its been almost 20 years. The little kiddos from the show are old now!

Posted by: Mishdog at September 15, 2022 03:59 PM (MYvE8)

270 "I'm old enough to remember when Alisyn Camerota worked at Fox and..."

They sing for their dinner more loudly than pretty much anyone on the planet and particularly so when industrial DNA says, "Start transcription from the Left."

Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at September 15, 2022 03:59 PM (aXxgO)

271 229 Makes me think that the media people are just actors playing a role and the real news people are the producers. Or are they in the acting profession as well?

Posted by: President Select Decaf
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TV newsreaders like many others are going to mouth whatever gets them a paycheck. In time, many have to change whatever residual beliefs contrary with the MSM's, become estranged and substacked, or become in essence a secret dissident.

Posted by: whig at September 15, 2022 03:59 PM (CXr4y)

272 When life gives you lemons prepare to have a knob polishing. Lemon pledge style.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 15, 2022 04:00 PM (q7YwT)

273 203 >>I'm in a virtual meeting to address staff engagement.

Try gripping it firmly by the base.
Posted by: Don Lemon at September 15, 2022 03:44
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Lololol

Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at September 15, 2022 04:00 PM (ju2Fy)

274 What does Don Le Mon think of the chess scandal on the side bar?
Seems like he'd be a subject matter expert on it.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 15, 2022 04:00 PM (p/nbH)

275 226 I swear, if I had the time and energy and talent .....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Yeah, those are my three nemeses for most things.
Oh, also money and space. And tools.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 15, 2022 04:01 PM (Ps1ZZ)

276 229 Makes me think that the media people are just actors playing a role and the real news people are the producers. Or are they in the acting profession as well?

Posted by: President Select Decaf

Or as Jesus rightly called them, "hypocrites."

Posted by: LASue at September 15, 2022 04:01 PM (XiO7x)

277 If you work for Toyota, then Toyotas make the best cars in the world. Then Ford offers you a 50% raise. What do you know turns out Ford makes the best cars in the world.

It is no different with news readers.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 15, 2022 04:01 PM (3vQN0)

278 Dude, you have been on a roll with the LOLzzz lately. Thanks, ace! I needed it. I will get with the boss and see if I can hit your tip jar. It has been a while since I have done that.

Posted by: Where have my fingers been? at September 15, 2022 04:01 PM (Uglkq)

279 At least Harlow waited until she jumped ship to CNN before removing the mask. S.E. Cupp couldn't even do that.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at September 15, 2022 04:01 PM (Y0wT4)

280 Maddow and Tucker could easily swap places and they wouldn’t miss a beat.

Yeah its an acting job, Tucker already rebuilt his image from being a GOPe policy wonk type with a bowtie into what he is now. Its all for pay.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 04:01 PM (Ivdso)

281 The top of the Daily Mail front page right now has a picture of the bused-in immigrants on Martha's Vineyard crowding in front of homes and businesses with "We Stand with Immigrants" signs.

In other news, my four hours are about up; I should go see a doctor.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 15, 2022 04:02 PM (bhRsz)

282 “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2022 04:02 PM (44ww/)

283 "replace the long-struggling "New Day.""

Hauntingly poignant phrase.

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at September 15, 2022 04:02 PM (24fqN)

284 >>>Maybe Ace can fill in that primetime hole. Call it "Ace in the Hole" Or the Ace Hole Newshour.

>He's going to need anal beads to keep up with his timelines.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 15, 2022 04:02 PM (w2Z7l)

285 I’ve been saying this forever. They are all actors. They read a script. Sometimes it’s angry conservative scripts, sometimes angry leftist script. Maddow and Tucker could easily swap places and they wouldn’t miss a beat.

I've seen enough video of Tucker off TV that I'm convinced he's not just reading a script or playing a part. He's more based than Ace some nights. Maddow may or may not be a real angry lesbian, but I mean look at her.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2022 04:02 PM (ZGrMX)

286 I'm in a virtual meeting to address staff engagement.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 15, 2022 03:43 PM (W2EWw)

We've been meaning to talk to you about your flair.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 15, 2022 04:02 PM (yHsuS)

287 Trump had a Booming stock market
Biden has a Ka-booming stock market

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 15, 2022 04:03 PM (p/nbH)

288 How bout giving Ashley Biden her own show. Call it "Dear Diary"
1st episode..."Exfoliating with Daddy's Loofah"

Posted by: Tex at September 15, 2022 04:03 PM (z9V4B)

289 If you work for Toyota, then Toyotas make the best cars in the world. Then Ford offers you a 50% raise. What do you know turns out Ford makes the best cars in the world.

I think I have mentioned it here before but my dad gave up on a review magazine when he spotted them giving two TV sets a different review... when they were exactly the same set, sold to two different companies. All that was different is a slight change in the shell. That was when he knew the entire thing was a sham and he made sure to explain that to us boys.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 04:03 PM (Ivdso)

290
I'm old enough to remember when Alisyn Camerota worked at Fox and throughout that time I couldn't tell she was a lefty. Makes me think that the media people are just actors playing a role and the real news people are the producers. Or are they in the acting profession as well?
Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 15, 2022 03:49 PM (3JfbU)

I just re-read Airframe by Crichton, and one of the characters is a tv news magazine producer (think 60 minutes) who says that- anchors are actors, the producers are the reporters, but they aren't neutral, they have an agenda they want to promote. The facts are made to fit the hypothesis.

Posted by: Moki at September 15, 2022 04:03 PM (JrN/x)

291 It would have to be done based on comments and stuff from the previous week, to have time to stitch together a whole show but yeah people might start feeling self conscious or like they have to do a good bit rather than just being crazy and riffing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 03:56 PM (Ivdso)

Just remember that all the 'ettes are super models and, except for me, all the males are fat and ugly.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 15, 2022 04:03 PM (BdMk6)

292 242 Jaws 4 says hello re Caine.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 15, 2022 03:52 PM (oWBc3)

Regardless if Jaws 4 was good or bad, it certainly gave Caine a payday.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 15, 2022 04:03 PM (Rl7KJ)

293 He's on his way out. Moving from primetime to morning show is a pretty big demotion.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2022 04:04 PM (t0OGg)

294 We've been meaning to talk to you about your flair.

lol

Is there a word for when you are wincing and laughing at the same time?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 15, 2022 04:04 PM (ppBhU)

295 Tater and Lemon would combine for a perfect storm of useless

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 15, 2022 04:04 PM (VdGjU)

296 Is there a word for when you are wincing and laughing at the same time?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 15, 2022 04:04 PM (ppBhU)
++++
That's just laughter.

Posted by: A sad, bitter person at September 15, 2022 04:05 PM (t0OGg)

297 Also, Jaws 4 wasn't Caine's worse movie. IMHO, that honor goes to "On Deadly Ground", which should only be watched to mock it for being Steven Seagal's 1st (and only) directed-movie.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 15, 2022 04:05 PM (Rl7KJ)

298 I just re-read Airframe by Crichton, and one of the characters is a tv news magazine producer (think 60 minutes) who says that- anchors are actors, the producers are the reporters, but they aren't neutral, they have an agenda they want to promote. The facts are made to fit the hypothesis.

Posted by: Moki at September 15, 2022 04:03 PM (JrN/x)

George Carlin was more succinct.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 15, 2022 04:05 PM (yHsuS)

299 Henry Waxman looks like Bat Boy from The World Weekly News.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 15, 2022 04:05 PM (I+ZWa)

300 "replace the long-struggling "New Day.""

Displace the fevered "Hello Bright Good Morning!"

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at September 15, 2022 04:05 PM (24fqN)

301 293 He's on his way out. Moving from primetime to morning show is a pretty big demotion.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2022 04:04 PM (t0OGg)

Bingo...especially now that he's one of three.

This was done to see if he'd leave voluntarily. I mean morning show lifestyle requires 3:30am wakeups and a lot of discipline to pull off...it's not a fun job if you're not a morning person, nor do you entertain anyone but 65+ and a few stay at home parents and college kids...

Posted by: Nova local at September 15, 2022 04:05 PM (exHjb)

302 290 I just re-read Airframe by Crichton, and one of the characters is a tv news magazine producer (think 60 minutes) who says that- anchors are actors, the producers are the reporters, but they aren't neutral, they have an agenda they want to promote. The facts are made to fit the hypothesis.
Posted by: Moki at September 15, 2022 04:03 PM (JrN/x)

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There's a bit in the Rick and Morty episode that focuses on the Citadel of Ricks election for a new president where a newscaster gets shot on air for saying that pharma companies write what he says. He's quickly replaced by another newscaster who says that pharma companies are great and we should buy their drugs.

I seriously doubt that Dan Harmon or Justin Roiland would have written that joke in 2021.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

303 “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

Outstanding, until it reminded me of another new management-speak phrase I can't stand.

The juice isn't worth the squeeze.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 15, 2022 04:05 PM (ayzS/)

304 NOOD "humanitarian crisis"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2022 04:06 PM (t0OGg)

305 Tater and Lemon would combine for a perfect storm of useless

That show would be the Mark Dice Full Employment Act.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2022 04:06 PM (ZGrMX)

306 nood martha.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 15, 2022 04:06 PM (Ps1ZZ)

307 Also, Jaws 4 wasn't Caine's worse movie. IMHO, that honor goes to "On Deadly Ground", which should only be watched to mock it for being Steven Seagal's 1st (and only) directed-movie.

That movie was hilarious.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 15, 2022 04:06 PM (I+ZWa)

308
CA to require all trucking to be zero emissions by 2040.
Posted by: gourmand du jour staying in at September 15, 2022 03:45 PM

California signs suicide pact with itself.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

It's hostage situation, threatening a murder-suicide. A sizable percentage of nationwide container traffic goes through Long Beach, which means that this threat is pointed at ALL of you. It's not just Clownifornia that'll get hurt, in fact I rather suspect that the rest of the nation will be affected more than CA.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 15, 2022 04:07 PM (n+4am)

309 "Crack of Dawn" with Don Lemon.

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at September 15, 2022 04:07 PM (24fqN)

310 There's a bit in the Rick and Morty episode that focuses on the Citadel of Ricks election for a new president where a newscaster gets shot on air for saying that pharma companies write what he says. He's quickly replaced by another newscaster who says that pharma companies are great and we should buy their drugs.

I seriously doubt that Dan Harmon or Justin Roiland would have written that joke in 2021.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

Definitely not. I've said a lot since 2020 that I miss the lefties I knew in college in the 90s that weren't constantly lining up to suck megacorporation dick.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2022 04:07 PM (ZGrMX)

311 This is the equivalent of firing him. CNN could not actually fire him, because gay/black/woke/insane. But they could do the equivalent of moving his office into the broom closet, which they have done.

Now, Lemon will have to wake up early and not be out until 5 a.m. living La Vida Loca on Fire island and Greenwich Village.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2022 04:07 PM (lf83v)

312
40% of nationwide container traffic goes through the Long Beach and Los Angeles ports. Not to mention the ports up in Frisco and Stockton.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 15, 2022 04:08 PM (n+4am)

313 Tater and Lemon would combine for a perfect storm of useless

That show would be the Mark Dice Full Employment Act.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2022 04:06 PM (

Now I'm hungry for fresh new taters with lemon butter.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 15, 2022 04:10 PM (VdGjU)

314 The fact Tater and Lemon make a lot of money fills with a soupcon of despair.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 15, 2022 04:13 PM (VdGjU)

315 34 What the fuck is up with this new word 're-imagined'? What the fuck was wrong with just plain old 'imagined'?

I hate people that make up new words.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 15, 2022 03:21 PM (LOSJr)
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Be thankful they didn't come up with pre-imagined.

Posted by: Ciampino is not pre anything at September 15, 2022 04:13 PM (qfLjt)

316 The Thomas Crowne Affair was horrible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

That sucked because the origninal with Steve McQueen and Faye Dunaway was very good.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 15, 2022 04:15 PM (u4CEu)

317 're-imagined' = 'we fucked up something good'

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 15, 2022 04:16 PM (u4CEu)

318 "Lemon will join CNN hosts Poppy Harlow and Kaitlan Collins on the "re-imagined" morning show"

Heh, call it "Smell the Glove" or "Morning Wood" with Don Lemon.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 15, 2022 04:17 PM (1pOy6)

319 Did they dump those poor folks on the vineyard w/no swim/beach wear? Tragic. Did they dump those folks in DC w/no firearms? Murderous.

Posted by: BignJames at September 15, 2022 04:21 PM (AwYPR)

320 52 Fran Dresner is ridiculously hot, the character voice throws many people off.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2022 03:24 PM (44ww/)
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Use the Cone-of-Silence.

Posted by: Ciampino likes noisy at September 15, 2022 04:22 PM (qfLjt)

321 Don Lemon and the Anal Fissures would be a good name for a band.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 15, 2022 04:25 PM (VdGjU)

322 Speaking of Tater I feel like putting something fatty in the smoker.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 15, 2022 04:28 PM (VdGjU)

323 This was going to be the day I would withdraw from the HQ. Now I feel like a failure.

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Posted by: Sarah at September 15, 2022 04:44 PM (WgGxm)

325 I guess now, he will have to Listerine the he'll out of his smegma breath or claim the offended parties are raycists...

Posted by: Carlos Rodriguez at September 15, 2022 05:00 PM (Tm5Zb)

326 Lemon is getting more sour the ever

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 15, 2022 06:06 PM (wGqjj)

327 Le-mon can talk with the other two about homeopathic remedies for menstrual cramps and douching.

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