Kevin D. Williamson Is Going to The Dispatch

Kevin D. Williamson giving a lecture at AEI,
"Congestive Heart Failure: Theory and Application"

Just a rumor which I cannot confirm so take it with a grain of salt. Update: I have a fairly solid confirmation that Williamson is out at NR and in at The Cuckshed.

Now I hear more, but I also cannot confirm that part.

I am merely reporting upon the existence of the rumor. I make no claims about the factuality of the rumor. And I'm not mentioning the second part of the rumor at all. Update: This part of the rumor was denied. We'll see, we'll see.

In the meantime, here's something completely, totally unrelated about The Dispatch.

A month ago, The Dispatch attempted to #cancel National Review writer Nate Hochman. Hochman had, I guess, become a Target for the neoliberals/neocons at The Dispatch, because he seemed to be more populism-curious than most National Review writers.

So they #Cancelled him. They specifically cancelled him for, get this, disputing and disagreeing with Nick Fuentes, who is frequently accused of trafficking in anti-semitic and/or racist tropes.

Now if you're wondering, "Why would you cancel someone for disagreeing with Nick Fuentes?," it's because Hochman didn't disagree with him in the way the progressives-pretending-to-be-Republicans would prefer, which is through #Deplatforming and #PerformativeMoralOutrage. Instead, Hochman just disagreed with him and rejected his claims.

And for that, The Dispatch -- run by "conservatives" Steve Hayes and Jonah Goldberg, and Chief Assistant Swabby David French -- literally went running to his employer to #Cancel him.

And did get him #Cancelled, from one job, at least.

Another fixture in this world is a friend of Sharma's and perhaps the most prominent public face of the young new right--the left-wing media's go-to voice for insight into this crowd, Nate Hochman. (Hochman interned for The Dispatch in 2020.) Hochman describes the Cicero Society as "particularly decadent" and an "over-the-top, silver-spoon" club. He can be found at the meetings fairly regularly, and says he was planning on going to the spring cocktail party until a conflict arose.
Hochman is now a Claremont Institute fellow and an Intercollegiate Studies Institute fellow, the latter of which got him a yearlong spot at National Review starting last August. Sharma and Hochman know each other from general D.C. social life, and also occasionally intersect in the professional sphere, such as when they both appeared in a Twitter Spaces chat room--an audio-only space on Twitter where conversations are not saved once they end--with prominent Holocaust denier and white nationalist Nick Fuentes in December 2021. The conversation was ostensibly to discuss whether Fuentes and his ilk have a place in the new right.
The Dispatch obtained an audio recording of the Twitter Spaces conversation from an individual who listened in. Hochman argued that Fuentes shouldn't be a part of the conservative movement, quarreling with Fuentes about his tactics and understanding of racial politics in America. But he praised what Fuentes had accomplished throughout the conversation.
"You've gotten a lot of kids based, and we respect that for sure," Hochman told Fuentes. (Urban Dictionary defines "based" as: "A word used when you agree with something; or when you want to recognize someone for being themselves, i.e. courageous and unique or not caring what others think. Especially common in online political slang.")
"I think Nick's probably a better influence than Ben Shapiro on young men who might otherwise be conservatives," he said at one point. "The fact that kids are listening to you, there are good things and bad things about it. But the fact that you have said super edgy things means that there's a pretty strong ceiling to what you can accomplish in politics."
Most of Hochman's criticisms of Fuentes were less about substance and more about style, as Hochman stated repeatedly that while he has respect for Fuentes, he thinks his white identity politics isn't a winning strategy in America right now.
"If you are going to insist on a political coalition that is strictly organized around white identity at the exclusion of other people that might be allies in the electoral vote, you are going to lose because that kind of politics is no longer viable in America. Maybe it would be ideal if it were, but if you are running a political campaign, a political strategy around activating white identity as an organizing principle of your politics you are going to lose. I respect some of what you're doing, but this, fundamentally, is why I was saying earlier, I don't think you're a serious political operator because the kind of politics that you are advocating is disconnected from the reality of what America is in 2021. It's just not gonna work."

Hochman was trying to lead Fuentes away from race essentialism in a way that would not put him immediately on the defensive and thereby cause him to reject all arguments.

He was also doing what NeverTrumpers should immediately recognize as Solid Political Craftsmanship -- just telling the person you wish to manipulate that while maybe there might be something to what they're saying, we can't do what they're suggesting now. It's just not practical.

NeverTrumpers and liberal Republicans -- neocons/neoliberals -- have long told actual conservatives that maybe they agree with us on strengthening the border, "but we just can't do that right now, the politics are against us, we just have to pass a nice corporate tax cut this year. Maybe in 2060 we'll get around to border security."

So Hochman was trying to convince Fuentes in a way that actually had a chance of succeeding, instead of simply doing what Jonah Goldberg demanded, which is to start blubbering, "Well I never!" and #Deplatform him.

And for that, the writer of this piece, Alec Dent -- with the approval of Hayes and Goldberg, I'll warrant -- went toddling off to Hochman's employer, the Robert Novak Fellowship Program, showed them the "receipts" of Hochman's non-huffy-responses to Fuentes, and got him terminated:

Hochman was also, until very recently, a fellow in the Robert Novak Fellowship Program, which sponsors young journalists as they work on a yearlong project. When reached for comment, the Robert Novak Fellowship Program said it had rescinded his fellowship on Thursday after the organization became aware of his comments in this Twitter Spaces discussion.

By the way, this entire article is written in a cowardly way: It's plainly about this #cancellation attempt on Nate Hochman, a writer at Goldberg's former magazine. But it hides that, and pretends it's about this very minor, not-worth-writing about monthly get-together by young people on the "New Right." The big revelation? Although they're all populists who want to re-orient politics to the working classes, and pro-religion culture warriors, they come from wealthy, privileged backgrounds and engage in the vices of the worldly.

Shocking stuff, I know. Who could know that the sort of people who could afford to come to DC and kick around doing magazine-type stuff instead of finding work that paid better and more regularly would be backed by familial wealth?

But, as I said, the article is written in a cowardly way to hide the fact that it is in fact just a pure #Cancellation piece; it is dressed up with this nonsense about a monthly bar-night for populist-minded members of the New Right because they aren't brave enough just to headline their piece, We're Joining Our Friends on the Left in Cancelling Our Enemies on the Right.

I mention this because Kevin D. Williamson poses as a defender of free speech -- at least as long as the free speech being defended is uttered by someone on the left.

So, surely the "Pro Free Speech" Kevin D. Williamson would not leave National Review, which is, for once, standing up for free speech by not firing Hochman, to go work for the Democrat-funded shill site that is attempting to get him fired?

Right?

Kevin D. Williamson certainly wouldn't pose as a Defender of Free Speech, making a big show of defending the free speech of lefties, while supporting the deplatforming and firing of right-leaning people, right?

I mean, that certainly doesn't sound like the Kevin D. Williamson I know.

I have indirectly reached out for comment from someone from National Review for comment, on background, and have not received any response at the time of publication, as they say.

So, without any response from National Review, this is just rumor.

We'll know in a week or two if the first part of this post, about him leaving National Review to join The Dispatch, is true.

parody by Yudhishthira's Dice

Posted by: Ace at 05:03 PM

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1 So, all the most prominent and vocal NeverTrump commentators are coalescing under one, unimportant and largely ignored roof?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 13, 2022 05:04 PM (LvTSG)

2 Kenneth Starr, whose probe of Clintons exposed Monica Lewinsky affair, dead at 76

Anybody seen where Hillary is today? Just asking ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 13, 2022 05:05 PM (4eN6q)

3 Another rumor, which I also cannot confirm, is that Kevin D. Williamson sucks cock by choice.

Seems credible, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 13, 2022 05:05 PM (XvPQV)

4 Hi

Posted by: Ciampino - the dangers are all in the East at September 13, 2022 05:05 PM (qfLjt)

5 I have never read the Dickpatch

Posted by: REDACTED at September 13, 2022 05:06 PM (us2H3)

6 I've heard some things. I've heard some things.

Posted by: Robert DeNiro at September 13, 2022 05:06 PM (24fqN)

7 All three major U.S. stock indexes veered sharply lower, snapping four-day winning streaks and notching their biggest one-day percentage drops in over two years.

That SOB Trump did this to make Little Joey look bad........... IMPEACHMENT HEARING #567 !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 13, 2022 05:06 PM (4eN6q)

8 Send him to the Bullpatch.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2022 05:06 PM (63Dwl)

9 I am merely reporting upon the existence of the rumor. I make no claims about the factuality of the rumor. And I'm not mentioning the second part of the rumor at all.
.......

I get my rumors from anonymous sources on the internet.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2022 05:06 PM (v0R5T)

10 3 Another rumor, which I also cannot confirm, is that Kevin D. Williamson sucks cock by choice.

Seems credible, though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 13, 2022 05:05 PM (XvPQV)

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Considering that he got a job at The Atlantic for a hot minute, that seems confirmed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 13, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

11 Is James Taylor singing?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2022 05:07 PM (63Dwl)

12 Dispatch as in The Great Beyond?

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2022 05:07 PM (k8B25)

13 Also, I like really like the whole 'Rumors' album.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 13, 2022 05:07 PM (XvPQV)

14 Given the opportunity to screw up........ I will take advantage of the situation.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 13, 2022 05:08 PM (4eN6q)

15 The "Dispatch." Just call it what it is. Group-Think Confirmation Bias Cuck-Moot.

Posted by: Greyman27 at September 13, 2022 05:08 PM (RKLPC)

16 "Rumor: Kevin D. Williamson Is Going to The Dispatch"

I Hope they have a large food budget for that fatass.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 13, 2022 05:08 PM (+Odgf)

17 "Kevin D. Williamson Is Going to The Dispatch"

So he's probably getting a raise. Hooray, I guess.

Posted by: gp On Heavy Drugs at September 13, 2022 05:08 PM (24fqN)

18 Hochman does come off rather badly in those comments.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2022 05:08 PM (ppBhU)

19 The cuckshed magazine picture does not get old.

Posted by: 496 at September 13, 2022 05:09 PM (VJsqe)

20 Ace wrote that whole thing so he could play a Fleetwood Mac song.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2022 05:09 PM (v0R5T)

21 >>>13 Also, I like really like the whole 'Rumors' album.

this is a weird thing to say but I just discovered it. I mean, obviously i've heard it, but I was always kind of against it as too pop. A few months ago I just started playing the album. Really good.

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:09 PM (B3oWe)

22 I don't know who this is.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 13, 2022 05:09 PM (bVYXr)

23 steers and queers come from TX and Kevin aint no steer

Posted by: REDACTED at September 13, 2022 05:09 PM (us2H3)

24 National Review has lurched left right before the election, as expected.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 13, 2022 05:10 PM (riDli)

25 this is a weird thing to say but I just discovered it. I mean, obviously i've heard it, but I was always kind of against it as too pop. A few months ago I just started playing the album. Really good.
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:09 PM (B3oWe)

I just discovered the internets

Posted by: Al at September 13, 2022 05:10 PM (us2H3)

26
Ha! My Cuckshed cover returns! That was a fun one, one of the last photoshops I did before life got so busy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2022 05:11 PM (oINRc)

27 Stevie Nicks was a babe back then .........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 13, 2022 05:11 PM (4eN6q)

28 "I have indirectly reached out for comment from someone from National Review"

More effective with a direct reach around.

Posted by: BuckIV at September 13, 2022 05:11 PM (CLfqv)

29 >>>Ha! My Cuckshed cover returns! That was a fun one, one of the last photoshops I did before life got so busy.

oh was that yours?! I didn't know! I thought it was an ekdahl one.

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:11 PM (B3oWe)

30 i have confirmation that he's going to the dispatch

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:12 PM (B3oWe)

31 Tell me, use crayon if you have to, how leaving the National Review for a online-only publisher is a positive career step.

I wanna know the lies they're telling themselves.

Sprinkles on my ice cream would be to hear Kevin's inner voice, "Sure I got fired from the Atlantic before I even started orientation. And I had to crawl back to National Review. But I quit to go to the Bulwark! It's way better than them jerks. They can't fire me, I quit!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 13, 2022 05:12 PM (Zf0+a)

32 Do you realize how filthy and disgusting white working-class people are?

Glad I'm not one of them!

Posted by: Kevin D. Williamson! at September 13, 2022 05:12 PM (I2/tG)

33 30 i have confirmation that he's going to the dispatch
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:12 PM (B3oWe)

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So, do we get the second part of the rumor? It seems like you know more...

I would like to know more.

*clicks button*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 13, 2022 05:13 PM (LvTSG)

34 So KW is a proud elitist. And that entirely sums up his philosophy--he's better than other people.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 13, 2022 05:13 PM (eGTCV)

35 30 i have confirmation that he's going to the dispatch

Posted by: ace

He's been there in spirit for some time. I think we know what kind of "spirit" I'm talking about.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 13, 2022 05:13 PM (riDli)

36 >>>So, do we get the second part of the rumor? It seems like you know more...

that part was denied. we'll see.

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:13 PM (B3oWe)

37 aint he the one that said small towns deserve to die ?

Posted by: REDACTED at September 13, 2022 05:13 PM (us2H3)

38 Remember the days when National Review was funny and Tom Sellick used to read it?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 13, 2022 05:13 PM (7bRMQ)

39 I just discovered my penis. Using mirrors.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 13, 2022 05:13 PM (v0R5T)

40 Also, I like really like the whole 'Rumors' album.

this is a weird thing to say but I just discovered it. I mean, obviously i've heard it, but I was always kind of against it as too pop. A few months ago I just started playing the album. Really good.
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:09 PM (B3oWe)

I don't know if it's weird or not. I'm discovering a whole lot of 70's albums that I missed out on. I just bought the first 7 ELO albums for my Montana road trip next week.

There was a lot of good music in the 70's, it wasn't all just Vietnam protest songs and disco.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 13, 2022 05:13 PM (XvPQV)

41
I don't know anything about Fuentes, or if the description of him as a white supremacist is truthful, or the usual character assassination that is the coin of the realm in our debased culture.

But if an NR asswipe is saying "there's a pretty strong ceiling to what [he] can accomplish in politics," then I guess we all better get used to saying "President Nick Fuentes."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2022 05:13 PM (oINRc)

42 YD, that cover is a thing of genius. Glad to see it again.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2022 05:14 PM (an3PP)

43 Irony: Dispatch wanted Tater, but Shorenstein got him first.
Tragic Irony: Kevin wanted the Shorenstein gig.

Posted by: gp On Heavy Drugs at September 13, 2022 05:14 PM (24fqN)

44 But are the sources reliable?

Posted by: Brian Stelter at September 13, 2022 05:14 PM (a3Q+t)

45 On the earlier story I note sometimes it's the private company lying and being irresponsible and other times it's the government doing so. But never both. And certainly never in concert.

Mistakes get made, you know?

Posted by: ... at September 13, 2022 05:14 PM (BXxcV)

46 Ken Starr kicked the bucket.

What's a Dispatch? What's a Bulwark? What's a National Review. Surly, if I don't know of them then they don't matter.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 13, 2022 05:14 PM (/qNGG)

47 We're putting the band back together!

Posted by: The Prize-Winning Writer Formerly Known As Allahpundit! at September 13, 2022 05:14 PM (I2/tG)

48 I wonder if the Dispatch has meetings around a round table

all in armor costumes

Posted by: REDACTED at September 13, 2022 05:15 PM (us2H3)

49 Hi ace! I love you dude but, ....... Who? Who are these people?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 13, 2022 05:15 PM (Wy1BU)

50 36 >>>So, do we get the second part of the rumor? It seems like you know more...

that part was denied. we'll see.
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:13 PM (B3oWe)

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So he wasn't found in a Chili's parking lot with his pants around his ankles and a Hunter Biden lookalike telling him he was the master of the universe?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 13, 2022 05:15 PM (LvTSG)

51 >>>I don't know if it's weird or not. I'm discovering a whole lot of 70's albums that I missed out on. I just bought the first 7 ELO albums for my Montana road trip next week.

this isn't 70s, but 90s, but I just discovered Pulp. They're really good. Or really, he's really good -- it's basically one consistent guy who brings on different people to round out the band.

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:15 PM (B3oWe)

52 44 But are the sources reliable?
Posted by: Brian Stelter at September 13, 2022 05:14 PM (a3Q+t)

Are they a hot dog?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 13, 2022 05:15 PM (XvPQV)

53 12 Dispatch as in The Great Beyond?

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2022 05:07 PM (k8B25)
----
Is that a REM thing?

Posted by: Ciampino - the dangers are all in the East at September 13, 2022 05:16 PM (qfLjt)

54 There was a lot of good music in the 70's, it wasn't all just Vietnam protest songs and disco.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 13, 2022 05:13 PM (XvPQV)

Disco, the Kevin Williamson of music.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 13, 2022 05:16 PM (7bRMQ)

55
I will never stop laughing about that fat bastard's ex-wife dragging him through the shit in public, and revealing all of his horrible personality traits.

The cherry on top was the part where she proudly described cucking him with a third-world immigrant she picked up at the organic food mart.

So on-the-nose, I just can't even.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2022 05:16 PM (oINRc)

56 52 44 But are the sources reliable?
Posted by: Brian Stelter at September 13, 2022 05:14 PM (a3Q+t)

Are they a hot dog?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 13, 2022 05:15 PM (XvPQV)

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Mid-tier Marvel that hot dog is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 13, 2022 05:16 PM (LvTSG)

57 I guess Nick Fuentes is another one of those "multiracial white supremacists?"

I mean you have to laugh at this shit.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2022 05:16 PM (ESjRY)

58 I just discovered my penis. Using mirrors.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 13, 2022 05:13 PM

Could you make and share a how-to video?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Gerrold Nadler (D-NY) at September 13, 2022 05:16 PM (a3Q+t)

59 >>>49 Hi ace! I love you dude but, ....... Who? Who are these people?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

do you really not know, or are you doing that "and who are you now?" thing?

Kevin D. Williamson is the morbidly obese jumped-up trailer trash cultural critic and Literal Cvck neocon NeverTrumper who threw a phone at a woman for making noise during an opera.

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:17 PM (B3oWe)

60 this isn't 70s, but 90s, but I just discovered Pulp. They're really good. Or really, he's really good -- it's basically one consistent guy who brings on different people to round out the band.
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:15 PM (B3oWe)

Rock on, I love Pulp. Common People has some weird tracks but it also has some really great songs like Disco 2000 and Common People.

Have you listened to any Robbie Williams albums from the 90's?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 13, 2022 05:17 PM (XvPQV)

61 Is this #2 that Ace got fired?

Alkapundit and now Kevin "the poor should just die" Williamson?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 13, 2022 05:17 PM (Zf0+a)

62 So Williamson hates normies because they aren't Chinese slave labor, and the Dispatch folks hate normies because they are paid by the people that want to keep Chinese slave labor going.

Match made in heaven, err, hell, right?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2022 05:17 PM (ESjRY)

63 Quality photoshop, YD.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2022 05:17 PM (44ww/)

64 Mid-tier Marvel that hot dog is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 13, 2022 05:16 PM (LvTSG)

So you're saying Marvel is a sandwich?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 13, 2022 05:17 PM (XvPQV)

65 I don't think Ace particularly cares for David French. Just a vibe I'm picking up. I could be wrong.

Posted by: EL84 at September 13, 2022 05:18 PM (STP+T)

66 Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:15 PM (B3oWe)

Montana road trip? Are you hunting sharptail grouse?

Posted by: clutch at September 13, 2022 05:18 PM (9UmRs)

67 64 Mid-tier Marvel that hot dog is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 13, 2022 05:16 PM (LvTSG)

So you're saying Marvel is a sandwich?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 13, 2022 05:17 PM (XvPQV)

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Marvel is life, peasant. It is culture and art exemplified.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 13, 2022 05:18 PM (LvTSG)

68 Never read anything from any of these people, nor have I read anything from the Cuckspatch. Must be a yankee thing.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 13, 2022 05:18 PM (BdMk6)

69 Republicans need to learn how to "cancel" people too. This business "it's not who we are" is fucking stupid.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 13, 2022 05:18 PM (BFigT)

70 I am confused. I thought that the shed was where the cuckold hung out while the wife enjoys her time inside the house. Or is it the place where the wife enjoys herself while the cuckold stays in the house? Or is it some combination thereof?

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at September 13, 2022 05:19 PM (zcPgo)

71 Steve Hayes? Brett Baier's bottom guy?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 13, 2022 05:19 PM (+Odgf)

72 Seems like Twitter is the place to go to get canceled from your job.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at September 13, 2022 05:19 PM (THdFI)

73 Williamson long ago lost the respect of real conservatives, so his move away from the squishy right and to the crypto-liberal world that masturbates furiously at rumors they might be invited onto MSNBC is complete.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 13, 2022 05:19 PM (XIJ/X)

74 Montana road trip? Are you hunting sharptail grouse?
Posted by: clutch at September 13, 2022 05:18 PM (9UmRs)

I'm doing the MT road trip, not Chuy.

I'm tracing Glacial Lake Missoula for funsies and geology hobby.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 13, 2022 05:19 PM (XvPQV)

75 Ken Starr dead at 76.

Thought he might get the special master job

Posted by: SMOD at September 13, 2022 05:19 PM (OitHo)

76 So much winning today. My tiger blood is on fire.

Speaking of winning, maybe all the cuckshed fuckers should start a website to compete with AoS. They could call it the Jack of Asses; it would be big hit at the DC Correspondents Cock Cage Club. Not that I bitter or anything about everything.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 13, 2022 05:19 PM (/qNGG)

77 do you really not know, or are you doing that "and who are you now?" thing. Ace

I really do not know who these people are. But I really hope the opera lady threw the phone back with precise aim.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 13, 2022 05:20 PM (Wy1BU)

78 I consider not reading any of these fuckwads an investment in my sanity bank.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2022 05:20 PM (an3PP)

79 Kevin Williamson is a rancid piece of shit asshole. I watched a video of him the other day calling out Trump because Trump threatened to sue him. The guy is a fucking punk with flappy bitch tits.
If I were Don Jr I'd find this prick and fist fuck his face for the shit he said about his father. The guy just begs for a curb stomping.

Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2022 05:20 PM (0jZnq)

80 Maybe Allahpundit is Kevin Williamson.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 13, 2022 05:20 PM (xPl2J)

81 Thought he might get the special master job

Posted by: SMOD at September 13, 2022 05:19 PM (OitHo)

That's why he's dead.

Posted by: Deep State at September 13, 2022 05:20 PM (7bRMQ)

82 I am confused. I thought that the shed was where the cuckold hung out while the wife enjoys her time inside the house.

My shed has a collection of all the Marvel movies, and every episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer - except the ones where the girls are too hot...the fair Jessica said I don't need to watch those episodes.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 13, 2022 05:20 PM (ESjRY)

83 Marvel is life, peasant. It is culture and art exemplified.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 13, 2022 05:18 PM (LvTSG)

I'm with you as far as The Avengers 1, Iron Man 1 and Guardians of the Galaxy 1 are concerned. The rest are...declining in my estimation. Rapidly.

*puts on peasant hat*
*sharpens pitchfork*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 13, 2022 05:21 PM (XvPQV)

84 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 13, 2022 05:19

Hunting sharptails seems more fun...

What part are you going to?

Posted by: clutch at September 13, 2022 05:21 PM (9UmRs)

85 82 My shed has a collection of all the Marvel movies, and every episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer - except the ones where the girls are too hot...the fair Jessica said I don't need to watch those episodes.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 13, 2022 05:20 PM (ESjRY)

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It only has an old, fat 15 inch black and white TV, though.

The Bull gets the good TV for a job well done in the house.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 13, 2022 05:21 PM (LvTSG)

86
I am confused. I thought that the shed was where the cuckold hung out while the wife enjoys her time inside the house. Or is it the place where the wife enjoys herself while the cuckold stays in the house? Or is it some combination thereof?
Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at September 13, 2022 05:19 PM (zcPgo)

It's where the Pharisee watches Captain Marvel and beats off while Nancy gets three-hole drilled by a trio of Craigslist drifters in MAGA hats. If he's been a good little bitch that week, she unlocks it afterward, and lets him bat cleanup on them before he drops them off back at the bus depot.

The More You Know.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2022 05:22 PM (oINRc)

87 these people are all pretty much crass and disagreeable. why are they considered "thought leaders" at any level?

they should be friendless incels, writing manifestos after a shift at the pet store.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 13, 2022 05:22 PM (w0NJk)

88 Marvel is life, peasant. It is culture and art exemplified.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 13, 2022 05:18 PM

This man. He gets it. He is articulate and well-rounded.

Posted by: Brie Larson, n�e Captain Marvel at September 13, 2022 05:22 PM (a3Q+t)

89 And RIP Ken Starr. He tried to do his duty.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 13, 2022 05:22 PM (XvPQV)

90 *standing ovation for Yudhishthira's Dice*

That looks so much like the junk-charity flyers, it could be real.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 13, 2022 05:22 PM (fxCK2)

91 If I were Don Jr I'd find this prick and fist fuck his face for the shit he said about his father. The guy just begs for a curb stomping.

Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2022 05:20 PM (0jZnq)

If the free for all actually happens, their faces may meet many fists, or pipes, or bricks, or....

Posted by: Deep State at September 13, 2022 05:22 PM (7bRMQ)

92 What's more shameful? Fleeing to the Bulwark, or joining a NR "Cruise?"

Or actually listening to David French?

And since I haven't been there in a long, long time: is Kathryn Lopez still at NR? I remember her squeeing all over her blackberry, long before the iPhone came out.

I was young then, since i'm only 29 now....

Posted by: GanGanowicz at September 13, 2022 05:22 PM (Kbz60)

93 Too inside baseball for me but I appreciate Ace pointing out who the worst fake conservatives are so I won't waste my time reading them. I just wish there were more examples of good authors to follow.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 13, 2022 05:22 PM (3cGpq)

94 I look forward to stories of Williamson and Goldberg fighting over the last piece of chocolate cake.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 13, 2022 05:23 PM (+Odgf)

95 I like Kevin.

He cries more then any of the other ones when he bites the pillow.

Posted by: Kevin's new boss at September 13, 2022 05:23 PM (ESjRY)

96 Marvel is life, peasant. It is culture and art exemplified.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang

Finally, somebody gets it. Screw Beethoven, so overrated. Odds on he had moobs.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 13, 2022 05:24 PM (/qNGG)

97 see the pic i added

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:24 PM (B3oWe)

98 they should be friendless incels, writing manifestos after a shift at the pet store.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 13, 2022 05:22 PM (w0NJk)

You don't like animals, do you?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 13, 2022 05:24 PM (7bRMQ)

99 I picture KW as chunky or am I wrong?

David French looks like he has spent his entire life hiding in a closet.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 13, 2022 05:24 PM (eGTCV)

100 I look forward to stories of Williamson and Goldberg fighting over the last piece of chocolate cake.

Cake is definitely not a sandwich.

My wife and two Guatemalan day workers? I could go either way.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 13, 2022 05:24 PM (ESjRY)

101 Musical Cucks.

Make sure to grab you opera glasses when the music stops and the action begins!

Posted by: Quato at September 13, 2022 05:24 PM (dNqv+)

102 Put up another economic record smashed for Brandon Hitler

"on September 29, 2008 the Stock Market had bled over $1.2 trillion in market value and the Dow Jones had dropped over 777 points, the largest in its history."

Under Pedo Shitler -1276 points. Joey almost doubled our worst day in history.

Could be the biggest percentage. I'll be checking that but I doubt it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 13, 2022 05:24 PM (u4CEu)

103 97 see the pic i added
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:24 PM (B3oWe)

========

I don't think I've ever seen anything other than a headshot of the guy.

He's...lardy. He's getting LARGER!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 13, 2022 05:25 PM (LvTSG)

104 Hunting sharptails seems more fun...

What part are you going to?
Posted by: clutch at September 13, 2022 05:21 PM (9UmRs)

Hwy 200, then up to Kalispell, then down to Missoula, to Sula, then back home on I90.

If weather and wildfires are good, should be a lovely 3 day trip.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 13, 2022 05:25 PM (XvPQV)

105 >>>99 I picture KW as chunky or am I wrong?

see pic i added at top!

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:25 PM (B3oWe)

106 This man. He gets it. He is articulate and well-rounded.

Posted by: Brie Larson, n�e Captain Marvel at September 13, 2022 05:22 PM (a3Q+t)

Not like me.

Posted by: Brie Larson's Flat Ass at September 13, 2022 05:25 PM (7bRMQ)

107 for my Montana road trip next week.

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:15 PM

Sure...rub it in...

Posted by: Zombie Vasilly Borodin at September 13, 2022 05:25 PM (asZuX)

108 Holy buckets did Kevin D. Williamson eat Jonah Goldberg?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 13, 2022 05:25 PM (u4CEu)

109 >>>94 I look forward to stories of Williamson and Goldberg fighting over the last piece of chocolate cake.

at a well-funded Democrat shill organization, there is no "last piece" of chocolate cake, m'boy!

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:26 PM (B3oWe)

110 >>>99 I picture KW as chunky or am I wrong?

see pic i added at top!
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022

I underestimated.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 13, 2022 05:26 PM (eGTCV)

111 "Could be the biggest percentage."

We had 9% swings in DJIA during late 2008.

Posted by: gp On Heavy Drugs at September 13, 2022 05:26 PM (24fqN)

112 I subscribe to Williamson's NRO column, The Tuesday, and got an email this morning saying his column 'is offline'. So I'm not surprised that he's leaving.

Posted by: beckster at September 13, 2022 05:26 PM (lwZ4V)

113 I picture KW as chunky or am I wrong?

Well, these boxes of hohos aren't going to eat themselves.

Posted by: Kevin Williamson at September 13, 2022 05:26 PM (ESjRY)

114 see the pic i added
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:24 PM (B3oWe)
.......

OMG he must go shirt shopping with Bill Kristol.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2022 05:26 PM (v0R5T)

115 If there isn't a pizza oven in the cuckshed, those boys need to be horsewhipped.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 13, 2022 05:26 PM (w2Z7l)

116 Re: the picture of Mr. Williamson.

I've seen that picture before... in a Milo Murphy's Law episode. When the characters are running past the mascot to the theme park "LardWorld." "Lardy Boy" is a dead ringer for Williamson....

Posted by: GanGanowicz at September 13, 2022 05:26 PM (Kbz60)

117 You can take the boy out of the West Texas manure heap,
But you can't take the bullshit out of the Kevin Williamson.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 13, 2022 05:26 PM (09d3a)

118 at a well-funded Democrat shill organization, there is no "last piece" of chocolate cake, m'boy!

The guys get cake!

Posted by: Paul Anka at September 13, 2022 05:26 PM (ESjRY)

119 my Montana road trip next week.

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:15 PM

Sure...rub it in...
Posted by: Zombie Vasilly Borodin at September 13, 2022 05:25 PM (asZuX)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 13, 2022 05:26 PM (XvPQV)

120 Kevin looks very 'buffet-friendly'

Posted by: 496 at September 13, 2022 05:26 PM (VJsqe)

121 Thanks, Yudhishthira's Dice! I assume that you are the contractor.

I have actually run into one person who admitted to subscribing to Not!Bulwark by Jonah G. He had no clue as to what time it was. He thought that it was time to unleash the power of enterprise zones.

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at September 13, 2022 05:27 PM (zcPgo)

122
Hochman is now a Claremont Institute fellow and an Intercollegiate Studies Institute fellow, the latter of which got him a yearlong spot at National Review starting last August.

___________

So, another completely and utterly useless, non-productive job. A position for a parasite and toady. A writer of stuff that will be forgotten ten seconds after it appears. A sinecure obtained not for actual accomplishment but because of someone he knew.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2022 05:27 PM (1Nxff)

123
It's where the Pharisee watches Captain Marvel and beats off while Nancy gets three-hole drilled by a trio of Craigslist drifters in MAGA hats. If he's been a good little bitch that week, she unlocks it afterward, and lets him bat cleanup on them before he drops them off back at the bus depot.

The More You Know.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2022 05:22 PM (oINRc)

*shooting star*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 13, 2022 05:27 PM (Oa1Nr)

124 Speaking of high art and shit, the America's Got Talent final is tonight. I think that 7 or so of the contestants are smelly foreigners.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 13, 2022 05:27 PM (/qNGG)

125 Help us!

Posted by: Kevin D. Williamson's buttons at September 13, 2022 05:27 PM (sn5EN)

126 Does The Dispatch have a large enough donut budget?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 13, 2022 05:27 PM (eGTCV)

127 >>>120 Kevin looks very 'buffet-friendly'

a buffet would disagree

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:27 PM (B3oWe)

128 Oops. My comment @79 was David French daring Trump to sue him not Williamson.

Always confuse them two Brian Posehn looking douchebags.

Want to make your blood boil go watch French dare Trump to sue. Guy is a punk.

Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2022 05:27 PM (0jZnq)

129 109 >>>94 I look forward to stories of Williamson and Goldberg fighting over the last piece of chocolate cake.
at a well-funded Democrat shill organization, there is no "last piece" of chocolate cake, m'boy!
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:26 PM (B3oWe)

========

"The delivery guy's electric moped ran out of juice, and he's fourteen blocks away, running as fast as he can."
"Tell him to run faster. Jonah is about to eat Kevin's right leg."
"Why doesn't Kevin just run away?"
"Have you seen Kevin?"
"Point taken..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 13, 2022 05:27 PM (LvTSG)

130 Sadly, some at INSTY are getting awfully close to joining them in the CUCKSHED(TM). They are weirdly obsessed with Ukraine and the inexhaustible taxpayer checks we are sending them.

Posted by: Winston Smith at September 13, 2022 05:27 PM (gQg3g)

131 Damn, Williamson has really given up on life.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2022 05:28 PM (ppBhU)

132 Some needs to tell these pervs that it only works if you put the painting in the attic.
They all look like they ate it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 13, 2022 05:28 PM (09d3a)

133 "Could be the biggest percentage."

DJIA is back to where it was in Jan 2021.

Posted by: gp On Heavy Drugs at September 13, 2022 05:28 PM (24fqN)

134 Where and among whom is Nick Fuentes a thing? I keep confusing him when his name comes up with that hispanic looking guy who sometimes guests on FNT.

The only time I have heard him speak he was dropping the N-Bomb obsessively- just to prove he could. Charming.

/also off tumor sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2022 05:28 PM (dNqv+)

135 128 Oops. My comment @79 was David French daring Trump to sue him not Williamson.

Always confuse them two Brian Posehn looking douchebags.

Want to make your blood boil go watch French dare Trump to sue. Guy is a punk.

Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2022 05:27 PM (0jZnq)

Brian Posehn is gay. Physiology is real.

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at September 13, 2022 05:28 PM (zcPgo)

136 David French is entirely colorless. Every is gray.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 13, 2022 05:28 PM (eGTCV)

137 >>Brian Posehn is gay. Physiology is real.

no he's not, is he?

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:28 PM (B3oWe)

138 a buffet would disagree
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:27 PM (B3oWe)

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Buffet-adjacent?

Posted by: 496 at September 13, 2022 05:29 PM (VJsqe)

139 I think that since we are speaking of cake, Ace should give us some compensatory "Cake Girl" to atone for that landwhale up there.

Or a couple of songs by Cake.... or both.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at September 13, 2022 05:29 PM (Kbz60)

140 130 Sadly, some at INSTY are getting awfully close to joining them in the CUCKSHED(TM). They are weirdly obsessed with Ukraine and the inexhaustible taxpayer checks we are sending them.
Posted by: Winston Smith at September 13, 2022 05:27 PM (gQg3g)

=========

They have been given a war, and they will live to see their constantly changing predictions of its turnout come to fruition if it kills thousands of good, southern boys to do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 13, 2022 05:29 PM (LvTSG)

141 I still can't believe Jonah Goldberg wrote Liberal Fascism. He's a true Quisling

Posted by: Winston Smith at September 13, 2022 05:29 PM (gQg3g)

142 So approaching this from a different angle...what are some conservative writers/thinkers that matter?

Michael Anton, VDH, Sowell.

Now, imagine you are Goldberg or Williamson in theory in the same job as these guys. I mean I'd hate myself and everyone around me as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2022 05:29 PM (ESjRY)

143 >>>131 Damn, Williamson has really given up on life.

alas not quite yet

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:29 PM (B3oWe)

144
David French is entirely colorless. Every is gray.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 13, 2022 05:28 PM (eGTCV)

___________

Fifty Shades of French

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2022 05:29 PM (1Nxff)

145 The thing that really gets me is the cruises. Can you imagine being trapped in an enclosed area with all these cucks for weeks at a time? It's how I imagine Hell.

It must be like going to Fire Island, but decidedly not as fabulous. The Conservative movement is riddled with homosexuals, perhaps to a greater degree than the Left, but they lack the flair and panache and style and fun-loving ways of the broader gay community. Nothing about them is fun. They just have the gross part. And the monkeypox.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2022 05:29 PM (oINRc)

146 Geeze, is there a requirement to be a fat, bald cuck to be in the opinion business? I'd say these fuckers are typecast.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2022 05:29 PM (an3PP)

147 Holy sh* that guys is fat!
fat, fat, fat,

Posted by: Bosk at September 13, 2022 05:29 PM (v4L7Y)

148 David French needs to lay off the French's dip while he's watching his wife get "serviced" from the luxury of the cuckshed.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 13, 2022 05:29 PM (Rl7KJ)

149 39 I just discovered my penis. Using mirrors.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 13, 2022 05:13 PM (v0R5T)
----
Concave or convex mirrors?

Posted by: Ciampino - you must focus more at September 13, 2022 05:29 PM (qfLjt)

150 a buffet would disagree

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:27 PM (B3oWe)

We're going to change our names back to Smorgasbord. Maybe he'll think we've closed.

Posted by: Buffets at September 13, 2022 05:30 PM (7bRMQ)

151 141 I still can't believe Jonah Goldberg wrote Liberal Fascism. He's a true Quisling
Posted by: Winston Smith at September 13, 2022 05:29 PM (gQg3g)

I've heard a few times here that he largely plagiarized it from someone else.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 13, 2022 05:30 PM (b2nrj)

152 Where does he get those wonderful shirts? And in those sizes!

Posted by: Brian Stelter at September 13, 2022 05:30 PM (guGkK)

153 Help us!
Posted by: Kevin D. Williamson's buttons at September 13, 2022 05:27 PM (sn5EN)

All is lost my friends.

Posted by: Kevin D. Williamson's belt at September 13, 2022 05:30 PM (v0R5T)

154 Compensatory is a great word. Also, 140, brilliantly written.

Posted by: Winston Smith at September 13, 2022 05:30 PM (gQg3g)

155 Kevin D. Williamson giving a lecture at AEI,
"Congestive Heart Failure: Theory and Application"

Okay that's pretty damn funny.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2022 05:30 PM (qH6FZ)

156 Is it happy hour yet? I can't take anymore QEII coverage. It is either the pub or suicide. I am serious.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 13, 2022 05:30 PM (/qNGG)

157
Kevin D. Williamson

If each pound of fat equals 4,000 calories, *gets out calculator*...

fuck it... no one in their right mind should ever be beneath that unless there is/are (you decide) an extensive pile of dead Presidents on the night table.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 13, 2022 05:30 PM (y3pKJ)

158 Didn't a bunch of us get upset once a long while back when Williamson was being cancelled, or am I misremembering?

Posted by: ... at September 13, 2022 05:30 PM (BXxcV)

159 >>>Buffet-adjacent?

i mean the buffet itself would not find his ravening maw of terror "friendly"

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:30 PM (B3oWe)

160 That goes double for Kevin Williamson.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 13, 2022 05:30 PM (Rl7KJ)

161 Kevin D. Williamson: 50 pounds of potatoes in a 10 pound sack.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 13, 2022 05:30 PM (bNf8H)

162 152 Thornton Melon’s Tall and Fat Store.

Posted by: Winston Smith at September 13, 2022 05:31 PM (gQg3g)

163 Goes to show a plan. Is not always a good plan. But indeed a plan

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 13, 2022 05:31 PM (ytSiK)

164 >>>Okay that's pretty damn funny.

thank you! It made me smile. I'm glad some of the more sophisticated-minded readers here got it, even if the dross just blew it off.

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:31 PM (B3oWe)

165 ELO has produced a ton of great songs.

Nick Fuentes is the mirror of Ben Shapiro, one looking into the overton window, and the other looking out.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2022 05:31 PM (44ww/)

166 So soon after pride Month?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 13, 2022 05:31 PM (HnE9b)

167 Christine McVie has a lovely voice. 'Songbird' is such a beautiful song.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 13, 2022 05:31 PM (sAmhv)

168 >>> they should be friendless incels, writing manifestos after a shift at the pet store.
Posted by: BlackOrchid
-----------------------------

They do their master's bidding on the cheap.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 13, 2022 05:31 PM (QAU+L)

169
"Captain! The buttons! They canna take it anymore!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2022 05:31 PM (1Nxff)

170 Ahoy! Does this shed make my butt look big?

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at September 13, 2022 05:32 PM (Xrfse)

171 Brian Posehn is gay. Physiology is real.

Brian Posehn isn't even human. If he has sexual needs, they are inhuman, inscrutable, like Cthulhu's goals.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2022 05:32 PM (ppBhU)

172 The dispatch!
Won't it tip over?

Posted by: Hank Johnson at September 13, 2022 05:32 PM (09d3a)

173 The buttonholes on KW's are crying for mercy m

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 13, 2022 05:32 PM (eGTCV)

174 So seriously: Do any of these guys actually have attractive wives? Nice ones?

Because how could any self respecting female marry one of these bozos unless they were the kind of gal who is, er, not quite a 10 (whether personality or looks wise) themselves?

And if they are, in fact, a prime catch.... how? What on earth did these guys do to get one? Even if said wife enjoys the pool boy?

I mean, at least the ugly rock stars with hot babes sing, sorta-kinda, and wave fat wallets around.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at September 13, 2022 05:32 PM (Kbz60)

175 139 I think that since we are speaking of cake, Ace should give us some compensatory "Cake Girl" to atone for that landwhale up there.

Or a couple of songs by Cake.... or both.
Posted by: GanGanowicz at September 13, 2022 05:29 PM (Kbz60)

As requested: The Distance by Cake...a song so bad I thought it was a parody

https://youtu.be/k3z1qlhU2HI

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 13, 2022 05:32 PM (XvPQV)

176 Kevin Williamson > Kevin James

(In weight.)

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 13, 2022 05:32 PM (bNf8H)

177 Come for the cruelty. Stay for the LULZ.

Posted by: Hillary's left testicle at September 13, 2022 05:32 PM (zbSM/)

178 >>>167 Christine McVie has a lovely voice. 'Songbird' is such a beautiful song.

I know she is a "contralto," the lowest female voice. she seems very cool. I like how she trades lyrics with lindsey buckingham on the song that Clinton ruined for 20 years.

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:32 PM (B3oWe)

179 Kevin's laptop has a gloryhole

Posted by: REDACTED at September 13, 2022 05:33 PM (us2H3)

180 Didn't a bunch of us get upset once a long while back when Williamson was being cancelled, or am I misremembering?

No. IIRC the story Williamson raised the ire of us here not for being a hack, or an asshole or even a Dem-stooge but for supporting cancelling people he disagreed with along with the likes of Goldberg

Then he got partially cancelled for something and suddenly the NRO types were upset at the idea of cancelling someone.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2022 05:33 PM (ESjRY)

181 Saw ELO play at the performing arts center.
Damn good concert.

Posted by: Bosk at September 13, 2022 05:33 PM (v4L7Y)

182 Didn't a bunch of us get upset once a long while back when Williamson was being cancelled, or am I misremembering?
Posted by: ... at September 13, 2022 05:30 PM (BXxcV)

I wouldn't we say we got upset. It was more about The Atlantic and why they canceled him.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2022 05:33 PM (qH6FZ)

183 ace, Montana? Gonna go Croc-shopping with garrett?

Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2022 05:33 PM (OTzUX)

184 >>>> Brian Posehn is gay. Physiology is real.
Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at September 13, 2022 05:28 PM (zcPgo)
----------------

All of them are gay

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 13, 2022 05:33 PM (QAU+L)

185 ELO!

https://youtu.be/lvBOZCrJsAI

In a hurry so I didn't do a deep dive, but they have other great songs. Go listen! GO LISTEN NOW!!

Later...

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 13, 2022 05:34 PM (sAmhv)

186 seriously: Do any of these guys actually have attractive wives? Nice ones?

Wasn't KW publicly humiliated by his wife.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 13, 2022 05:34 PM (eGTCV)

187 180 Then he got partially cancelled for something and suddenly the NRO types were upset at the idea of cancelling someone.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2022 05:33 PM (ESjRY)

=========

When he got that job at The Atlantic, his first article was about how abortion is bad, and the staff at the ezine went fucking bonkers which led to the editor firing Williamson?

And then NRO hired him right back?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 13, 2022 05:34 PM (LvTSG)

188 that pic up top, who is she? I would totally smash the fat rolls first, then move to the tiddies, then go doggy on that MILF. Holy cow.

Posted by: joe fingerblaster at September 13, 2022 05:34 PM (9xzJW)

189 Wasn't KW publicly humiliated by his wife.

TBH its part of the kink

Posted by: Kevin Williamson at September 13, 2022 05:34 PM (ESjRY)

190 He's been told more than once...
"All you can eat don't mean all YOU can eat"

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at September 13, 2022 05:34 PM (dzZCL)

191 159 >>>Buffet-adjacent?

i mean the buffet itself would not find his ravening maw of terror "friendly"
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:30 PM (B3oWe)

I've seen shit that'd turn you WHITE!

Posted by: 'Fixins' station at the Thorntons at September 13, 2022 05:34 PM (dNqv+)

192 186. Jonah Goldberg has a dog.

Posted by: Winston Smith at September 13, 2022 05:35 PM (gQg3g)

193 137 >>Brian Posehn is gay. Physiology is real.

no he's not, is he?

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:28 PM (B3oWe)

Maybe he played someone gay. Would that be close enough?

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at September 13, 2022 05:35 PM (zcPgo)

194 Now I hear more, but I also cannot confirm that part.

---------

Company-provided child sex slave benefits?

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 13, 2022 05:35 PM (t7I2G)

195 182 I wouldn't we say we got upset. It was more about The Atlantic and why they canceled him.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2022 05:33 PM (qH6FZ)

========

I think it was hope that Williamson would realize that the left hates him.

He still didn't learn because he was being paid to not learn that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 13, 2022 05:35 PM (LvTSG)

196 Williamson and Fetterman... twin sons of different mothers?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 13, 2022 05:35 PM (BFigT)

197 SAVE THE BUFFETS

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2022 05:35 PM (v0R5T)

198 I love that the clock on the cuckshed says 3:30. Nancy gets a round in before the kids are back from school. David can paint dolls in the shed in the meantime.

Posted by: Mishdog at September 13, 2022 05:35 PM (yzpvo)

199 186 seriously: Do any of these guys actually have attractive wives? Nice ones?

Wasn't KW publicly humiliated by his wife.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 13, 2022 05:34 PM (eGTCV)

Yes. This move is kind of 'on the nose' (or brand) by the Dispatch.

Posted by: 'Fixins' station at the Thorntons at September 13, 2022 05:35 PM (dNqv+)

200 ELO has the most top 40 singles without ever getting a number one (20).

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 13, 2022 05:35 PM (xPl2J)

201 Will the other writers at NR still have to post about how awesome a writer KW is like when he left for the Atlantic that one week back in the day?

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 13, 2022 05:36 PM (53oGX)

202 Pumpkin Spice

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 13, 2022 05:36 PM (wBpKf)

203 197
He ate ALL the Crab Puffs...

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at September 13, 2022 05:36 PM (dzZCL)

204 Kevin Williamson: You fat f*ck Americans need to learn to work hard for once in your lives.

Also Kevin Williamson: [breathing heavily] Why did I sit so far from the pasta bar?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2022 05:36 PM (ESjRY)

205 Williamson is an AYCEBAP. All you can eat buffet attracted person.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2022 05:36 PM (an3PP)

206 As requested: The Distance by Cake...a song so bad I thought it was a parody

https://youtu.be/k3z1qlhU2HI
---------------------

It said

THIS VIDEO ISN'T AVAILABLE ANY MORE - GO HOME

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 13, 2022 05:36 PM (QAU+L)

207 Holy crap, ace.. is that photo real?

Dude is about half a cheeseburger from a quad-bypass

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 13, 2022 05:36 PM (53oGX)

208 >>>Maybe he played someone gay. Would that be close enough?

i mean... it doesn't help

he had a joke in the early 2000s where he was talking about news shows showing Britney Spears fans being all 14 year old girls, and he said, "Why don't they show what britney Spears' fans really look like? Dudes like me?" With an implied pervy gaze.

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:36 PM (B3oWe)

209 I can never remember if it's The Dispatch or The National Review that has the chocolate fountain.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2022 05:36 PM (guGkK)

210 Two questions.

1. Is it technically possible to take a group photo of Jonah Goldburg, Kevin Williamson, David French et al? Spy photos from space are not allowed.

2. If all of these "conservative thought leaders" were on Guam at the same time would it sink?

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 13, 2022 05:37 PM (/qNGG)

211 >>ace, Montana? Gonna go Croc-shopping with garrett?

Yea, shopping. That's the ticket.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2022 05:37 PM (ZLI7S)

212 Kevin Bacon > Kevin Williamson > Kevin James

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2022 05:37 PM (v0R5T)

213 /off sock

This is what I get for trying to eat and type.

*nudges Kevin Williamson* This guy knows what I'm talking about!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2022 05:37 PM (dNqv+)

214
Fatty's misadventure at The Atlantic was both hilarious and revealing. He was soooo happy to be hired on at a Left publication that he wrote his last NR piece savaging *that particular rag* for being too Trumpy, specifically shitting all over Victor Davis Hanson, who has ten times the brains he has, and then got cancelled IMMEDIATELY. One column and out the door. That was so funny.

And then... NR hired him back, LOL! The Conservative movement lives for humiliation. They breathe it like the rest of us breathe air.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2022 05:37 PM (oINRc)

215 Don't get too dismissive of Kevin's weight.

He heard there was a stage production of The Meaning of Life and he was really hoping to get the part of Mr. Creosote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 13, 2022 05:38 PM (LvTSG)

216 I would have liked to have seen Montana.

Posted by: Borodin at September 13, 2022 05:38 PM (44ww/)

217 and he said, "Why don't they show what britney Spears' fans really look like? Dudes like me?" With an implied pervy gaze.

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:36 PM

"Leave Britney alone!!!!!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2022 05:38 PM (asZuX)

218 212 Kevin Bacon > Kevin Williamson > Kevin James
Posted by: wth at September 13, 2022 05:37 PM (v0R5T)

I think that is an insult to Kevin James, honestly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2022 05:38 PM (dNqv+)

219 David French's wife is more attractive than he is, IMO. I don't know how old the picture is:

https://tinyurl.com/rub7vcd5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2022 05:38 PM (vH/6k)

220 Is it technically possible to take a group photo of Jonah Goldburg, Kevin Williamson, David French et al? Spy photos from space are not allowed.

I'm pretty sure the concentration of mass in one place will create some pretty mad gravitational lensing effects.

Posted by: Brother Tim...as the man said, the die is cast at September 13, 2022 05:39 PM (OUMaO)

221 I think it was hope that Williamson would realize that the left hates him.
He still didn't learn because he was being paid to not learn that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 13, 2022 05:35 PM (LvTSG)

My memory ain't to good but instead of calling them a bunch of cowards wasn't Williamson reaction the "private company" line?

Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2022 05:39 PM (qH6FZ)

222 Kevin Williamson? Or King Charles finger puppets?

Posted by: Borodin at September 13, 2022 05:39 PM (44ww/)

223 Russian sock

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 13, 2022 05:39 PM (44ww/)

224 Now, it's playing.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 13, 2022 05:39 PM (QAU+L)

225 Ken Starr dead. RIP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2022 05:39 PM (dNqv+)

226 I still remember the days when Nick Fuentes was the Thursday and Friday night lounge act at the Days Inn motel in Kokomo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2022 05:39 PM (guGkK)

227
Damn, lay off the Freedom Fries, tubby.

And I thought I was pudgy....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2022 05:39 PM (n+4am)

228 Since when is having a border, and rule of law, "populist"??

LOL

What a pathetic, unserious, worthless set of bipeds currently trash up what previously was a great country.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2022 05:40 PM (OTzUX)

229 Completely, entirely off topic and random but there's a prospect for the Vancouver Canucks by name of Ashdeep. That's an unfortunate name. Just my opinion.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 13, 2022 05:40 PM (eGTCV)

230 Meanwhile, I guess Ken Starr really did have the goods on Hillary:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/ken-starr-clinton-
investigator-dead-76

Posted by: Brother Tim...as the man said, the die is cast at September 13, 2022 05:40 PM (OUMaO)

231 221 My memory ain't to good but instead of calling them a bunch of cowards wasn't Williamson reaction the "private company" line?
Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2022 05:39 PM (qH6FZ)

=========

I can't remember if he ever publicly talked about it, but if he did, he probably did vigorously defend The Atlantic's decision.

Not because he is dedicated to private companies doing what they will, but because he's desperate to get hired by another one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 13, 2022 05:40 PM (LvTSG)

232 Ken Starr dead. RIP.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2022 05:39 PM

*eyes Bill Clinton*

Soon....

Posted by: Mr. Death, here about the reaping at September 13, 2022 05:41 PM (asZuX)

233 Completely, entirely off topic and random but there's a prospect for the Vancouver Canucks by name of Ashdeep. That's an unfortunate name. Just my opinion.
Posted by: That NLurker guy

Yep. One later from greatness.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 13, 2022 05:41 PM (/qNGG)

234 I think that is an insult to Kevin James, honestly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2022 05:38 PM (dNqv+)

I like Kevin James. He's more beefy than fluffy. did a good job in Here Comes the Boom. Looks like he can actually fight MMA style.

Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 13, 2022 05:41 PM (xPJvm)

235 I don't think Kevin Williamson has a wife. I don't
know if that's because he's gay or just not married, because all I know about KW is what I read here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2022 05:41 PM (vH/6k)

236 I like big fat men like you. When they fall, they make a lot of noise and sometimes they never get up.

Posted by: Tuco Ramirez at September 13, 2022 05:41 PM (09d3a)

237 More ELO:
https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=eOCExv3QQP8

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 13, 2022 05:41 PM (llON8)

238 It's wildfire season in Montana so visibility may be limited. Hope you like smoke.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 13, 2022 05:41 PM (w2Z7l)

239 Good evening horde. Great parody, YD!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 13, 2022 05:42 PM (OX9vb)

240 210 Posted by: Lost In Space at September 13, 2022 05:37 PM (/qNGG)

No it would not sink, I assure you between the three of them not a single ponderance has an ounce of gravity.

Posted by: sven at September 13, 2022 05:42 PM (Lzpvj)

241 >>>My memory ain't to good but instead of calling them a bunch of cowards wasn't Williamson reaction the "private company" line?

not really. He did say that, because he had to (he had said it for everyone else whose cancellation he approved of), but he whined and whined about it and argued that while The Atlantic COULD fire him, they SHOULD NOT fire him.

An argument he could have made with any of the dozens of people who were fired before him, but which he refrained from making. That is, one can say "ABC CAN fire Roseanne, but a media company should have sufficient devotion to free speech and pluralism that they should not fire people over such things."

He did not make that argument for Roseanne. He did make it for himself.

I guess because he weighs more?

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:42 PM (B3oWe)

242 I hadn't seen a picture of Williamson in ages. Did he eat Jonah Goldberg?

Posted by: Eeyore at September 13, 2022 05:42 PM (TgBWG)

243 Igor Danchenko was a CHS for the FBI from March 2017 to October 2020.

John Durham was made Special Counsel in October 2020.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2022 05:42 PM (ZLI7S)

244
David French's wife is more attractive than he is, IMO.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

That's kind of a low bar. Like, drunken coeds doing the limbo during Spring Break in Jamaica low bar.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2022 05:42 PM (n+4am)

245 So that pic up top is a current photo of Williamson?
If so, he's a disgusting pig, the kind even pigs disavow.

He looks like he's wearing an old stained Italian restaurant tablecloth, which is fitting since his gut could hold a few plates of food.

Add to that his sensibilities as expressed through his writings and you have a hell of a repulsive "man"

Posted by: Buddy at September 13, 2022 05:43 PM (FCbAQ)

246 Completely, entirely off topic and random but there's a prospect for the Vancouver Canucks by name of Ashdeep. That's an unfortunate name. Just my opinion.
Posted by: That NLurker guy

I worked with a guy in Saudi named Ashfaq.

He acquired a new name.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 13, 2022 05:43 PM (Oa1Nr)

247 I don't think Kevin Williamson has a wife. I don't
know if that's because he's gay or just not married, because all I know about KW is what I read here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2022 05:41 PM (vH/6k)
---
He had a wife. She left him. Before she left him, she cheated on him with a delivery boy or something, and she made sure he wasn't white because she felt that would hurt him more.

She then wrote about it, and it was on Medium briefly until it was pulled down.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 05:43 PM (llXky)

248 Have never read a word he's barfed up, confident there'd be nothing to learn or think about in any of it, and couldn't pick him out of a line-up (well, guess he would be a one-man line-up?), have only heard his name here.

This meta existence can be amusing. Whole lots of people, stuff, "-isms", etc I've only ever heard other people trashing and dissecting. The fear of missing anything, strangely, has never been detected or recorded.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2022 05:44 PM (OTzUX)

249 Another rumor, which I also cannot confirm, is that Kevin D. Williamson sucks cock by choice.

Seems credible, though.

****

Disagree. That's a level of cardio that Sloppy Williamson can only aspire to.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 13, 2022 05:44 PM (wb1YC)

250 ELO's best song is Fire On High.

The drum sound on the 70s ELO albums is so cool. Never heard anything else quite like it.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 13, 2022 05:44 PM (xPl2J)

251 I heard French's wife's boyfriend has been cheating on her with Williamson's wife and/or her boyfriend and Williamson is beside himself.

Posted by: National Enquirer Review at September 13, 2022 05:44 PM (LaNzR)

252 250,000 new illegals in Yuma this year. F'n unbelievable.

Posted by: fd at September 13, 2022 05:44 PM (sn5EN)

253 The guy looks like Mr. Creosote !!!!!!!!!

A reporter pointed out that many of Biden's policies won't reach Americans until 2024 or 2026.

"Is it fair to suggest to people that somehow they're going to see some inflation reduction right now while they're hurting the most?" the reporter pressed.

"Well, that is actually not true," Jean-Pierre said before listing several programs granting tax credits or rebates for installing things like home solar panels and energy-saving windows and doors.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 13, 2022 05:44 PM (4eN6q)

254 I know Ken Starr being mort is probably news. I would question why it's news. Just another government lawyer that didn't really accomplish sh*t.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2022 05:44 PM (qH6FZ)

255
I liked Kevin James in the second 'Taboo' movie with Kay Parker. What a set of knockers she had.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 13, 2022 05:45 PM (y3pKJ)

256 247 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 05:43 PM (llXky)

There is no parody or mockery of the fuckwits on the faux right possible because they live every mockery with arrogant pride.

Posted by: sven at September 13, 2022 05:45 PM (Lzpvj)

257 I'm kind of disappointed that Ace did not point out that Williamson is an actual, verified cuckold.

He also has a history of violence towards women. These two items should be above the fold in any discussion of him.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 05:45 PM (llXky)

258 21 >>>13 Also, I like really like the whole 'Rumors' album.

this is a weird thing to say but I just discovered it. I mean, obviously i've heard it, but I was always kind of against it as too pop. A few months ago I just started playing the album. Really good.
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:09 PM (B3oWe)

I don't know of many groups where all of the members could contribute hit songs to their albums. Usually one or two members carry the creative load - but not Fleetwood Mac. They all can.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 13, 2022 05:46 PM (+Rp3z)

259 I know Ken Starr being mort is probably news. I would question why it's news. Just another government lawyer that didn't really accomplish sh*t.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2022 05:44 PM

It's news so leftist scum can celebrate it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2022 05:46 PM (asZuX)

260 242 I hadn't seen a picture of Williamson in ages. Did he eat Jonah Goldberg?
Posted by: Eeyore at September 13, 2022 05:42 PM (TgBWG)

They're competing for who can be the biggest cuckstar and both decided to make a pun out of the contest.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 13, 2022 05:46 PM (b2nrj)

261 >>> 252 250,000 new illegals in Yuma this year. F'n unbelievable.
Posted by: fd at September 13, 2022 05:44 PM (sn5EN)

But there's only 11 million in the US.

Posted by: This... is XiNN at September 13, 2022 05:46 PM (llON8)

262
I'm kind of disappointed that Ace did not point out that Williamson is an actual, verified cuckold.

He also has a history of violence towards women. These two items should be above the fold in any discussion of him.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 05:45 PM (llXk

He's basically the out-of-shape version of Special Agent Richard Trask.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2022 05:46 PM (oINRc)

263 For the curious:
Common People by Pulp
https://youtu.be/NcBH4C5RtR8

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 13, 2022 05:46 PM (XvPQV)

264 Is Williamson behind that Hutt?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 13, 2022 05:46 PM (yQpMk)

265 He had a wife. She left him. Before she left him, she cheated on him with a delivery boy or something, and she made sure he wasn't white because she felt that would hurt him more.

She then wrote about it, and it was on Medium briefly until it was pulled down.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 05:43 PM

If true, he deserved it.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 13, 2022 05:46 PM (xttsV)

266 242 I hadn't seen a picture of Williamson in ages. Did he eat Jonah Goldberg?

***

Every picture of him I've seen looks like an unmade bed got up and put pants on.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 13, 2022 05:47 PM (wb1YC)

267 I can't be bothered with #Nevers attempts at Propaganda

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2022 05:47 PM (k8B25)

268 Someone could "dispatch" a spaghetti dinner on that Italian restaurant tablecloth he's wearing, just saying...

Posted by: Boswell at September 13, 2022 05:47 PM (+Cgut)

269 >>>
Every picture of him I've seen looks like an unmade bed got up and put pants on.

lol

pants with the button unbuttoned

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:47 PM (B3oWe)

270 Maybe Allahpundit is Kevin Williamson.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 13, 2022 05:20 PM (xPl2J)
******
Evidently he's an Italian named Nick Catoggio.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2022 05:47 PM (NpAcC)

271 Brian Stelter's wife looks o.k. Of course Brian looks better too. And it's probably also that the spouses are in complete agreement with their spouse's political POV.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2022 05:48 PM (vH/6k)

272 I worked with a guy in Saudi named Ashfaq.

He acquired a new name.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 13, 2022 05:43 PM (Oa1Nr)

In high school I knew a girl from Denmark* who told me she a friend (girl) named Helfuk. She was also an exchange student and used her middle name instead.

*and yes, she was stunningly beautiful, and didn't know that I was a Geek Who Must Be Shunned at my school, so we were friends. She was a sweetheart.

Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 13, 2022 05:48 PM (xPJvm)

273 Someone could "dispatch" a spaghetti dinner on that Italian restaurant tablecloth he's wearing, just saying...
Posted by: Boswell at September 13, 2022 05:47 PM (+Cgut)

Billy Joel made a pretty good song about him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2022 05:48 PM (guGkK)

274 >>>268 Someone could "dispatch" a spaghetti dinner on that Italian restaurant tablecloth he's wearing, just saying...

lol

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:49 PM (B3oWe)

275 So Allahpundit came out of the closet when he joined The Dispatch?

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 13, 2022 05:49 PM (xPl2J)

276 https://tinyurl.com/mjz7cud

Brian Stelter and his wife.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2022 05:49 PM (vH/6k)

277 nice shirt, who shot the couch?

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:49 PM (B3oWe)

278 There is no parody or mockery of the fuckwits on the faux right possible because they live every mockery with arrogant pride.

Posted by: sven at September 13, 2022 05:45 PM (Lzpvj)
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I know, but while we joke about David French and the cuckshed, Kevin Williamson was a total cuck in the true Shakespearean sense.

His wife was younger than he was, a troubled girl, and he took her in and then tried to dominate her. I don't know if her story is still out there, but it's a brutal takedown of Williamson - a bully pretending to be a White Knight whose price for support is abject submission.

As she got older, she recognized this and rebelled - waiting until he was doing his "Fellow" thing to cheat on him and then confronted him with it. She seemed to think the "brown" nature of her lover was extra painful for him.

I think it was hushed up because the DC folks look after their own.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 05:49 PM (llXky)

279
He looks like he's wearing an old stained Italian restaurant tablecloth, which is fitting since his gut could hold a few plates of food.

Posted by: Buddy

Not to mention that his shirt is about 2 sizes too small for his gunt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2022 05:49 PM (n+4am)

280 not really. He did say that, because he had to (he had said it for everyone else whose cancellation he approved of), but he whined and whined about it and argued that while The Atlantic COULD fire him, they SHOULD NOT fire him.
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:42 PM (B3oWe)

Like sounds more like it, and even more pathetic.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2022 05:49 PM (qH6FZ)

281 Billy Joel made a pretty good song about him.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2022 05:48 PM (guGkK)

Yeah, but Joels' table for two needs to be expanded for Kevin as a "table for six"

Posted by: Boswell at September 13, 2022 05:49 PM (+Cgut)

282

i'll meet you anytime you want
dressed in my Italian restaurant

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:50 PM (B3oWe)

283 275 Posted by: Mark1971 at September 13, 2022 05:49 PM (xPl2J)

It's been a known known he preferred a sip of penis for some time.

Posted by: sven at September 13, 2022 05:50 PM (Lzpvj)

284
I find the best political advice comes from someone whose BMI is higher then my IQ.

Posted by: Said No One at September 13, 2022 05:50 PM (y3pKJ)

285 The Dispatch should change their name to the Displaced - Home of the rejects.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2022 05:50 PM (NpAcC)

286 I liked Reuben James.

Posted by: Eromero at September 13, 2022 05:50 PM (0OP+5)

287 i mean the buffet itself would not find his ravening maw of terror "friendly"

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:30 PM (B3oWe)

-------
Oh I know. And yes, he'd bring it to it's knees.

Posted by: 496 at September 13, 2022 05:50 PM (I1922)

288 Who gets the last donut in The Dispatch coffee room?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 13, 2022 05:51 PM (eGTCV)

289 Evidently he's an Italian named Nick Catoggio.

***

I never would have imagined that AllahPundit's real name sounds like a pimp in a Steven Seagal movie.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 13, 2022 05:51 PM (wb1YC)

290 288 Who gets the last donut in The Dispatch coffee room?

indeed.

Posted by: lou costello at September 13, 2022 05:51 PM (sGtp+)

291 242 I hadn't seen a picture of Williamson in ages. Did he eat Jonah Goldberg?
Posted by: Eeyore at September 13, 2022 05:42 PM (TgBWG)

The truth is even funnier. He actually got gastric bypass surgery many years ago. It worked at first, as he lost enough weight to almost look decent. But obviously it didn't last, and his weight is almost up to where it was pre-bypass. (Yeah, he was even fatter before the surgery, if you can believe it.)

Posted by: Doc Hollywood at September 13, 2022 05:51 PM (1gif2)

292 >>>I know, but while we joke about David French and the cuckshed, Kevin Williamson was a total cuck in the true Shakespearean sense.
His wife was younger than he was, a troubled girl, and he took her in and then tried to dominate her. I don't know if her story is still out there, but it's a brutal takedown of Williamson - a bully pretending to be a White Knight whose price for support is abject submission.

Williamson doesn't *seem* like someone stewing with anger and sexual inferiority issues and also, stew.

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:52 PM (B3oWe)

293 For those that have the necessary Photoshop-fu, substituting Budweiser tallboys for the mic and glass of water in Kevin's picture would be funny.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, what has ideas at September 13, 2022 05:52 PM (PiwSw)

294 Bottle of white
Bottle of red
Perhaps you'll wear the tablecloth instead

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2022 05:52 PM (guGkK)

295 Of course Brian looks better too.

As potatoes go, yes.

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at September 13, 2022 05:52 PM (Xrfse)

296 The truth is even funnier. He actually got gastric bypass surgery many years ago. It worked at first, as he lost enough weight to almost look decent. But obviously it didn't last, and his weight is almost up to where it was pre-bypass. (Yeah, he was even fatter before the surgery, if you can believe it.)
Posted by: Doc Hollywood at September 13, 2022 05:51 PM (1gif2)

Gastric Bypass doesn't work long term if you aren't committed to making it work...

Posted by: Nova local at September 13, 2022 05:52 PM (exHjb)

297 Williamson has gotta be at least three bills, right?

Posted by: mr tmz at September 13, 2022 05:52 PM (rJ48h)

298 >>Every picture of him I've seen looks like an unmade bed got up and put pants on.

God, I love this place...

Posted by: Boswell at September 13, 2022 05:52 PM (+Cgut)

299 Hyperinflation, a border erased, equities tanking - boy howdy the GOP must be making spectacular political hay this campaign season.

Right?

I mean, blasting the Dems for their impoverishing, science-free "green" idiocy, especially, which is greatly contributing to all the economic woes. Attacking the nonsense so that it won't continue to be exploited to impoverish, enslave, and vandalize the society? Not just on "cost" or "feasibility" grounds.

Right? Just axing because my comprehensive media blackout is so effective.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2022 05:52 PM (OTzUX)

300 Mr. Creosote: "Better get a bucket, I'm gonna throw up."

Creosote is then led to his table and, once seated, starts projectile-vomiting, generally failing to hit the provided bucket. The floor quickly becomes covered in vomitus, and so do the cleaning woman and the maître d's trousers.

He is served everything on the menu

He finishes the feast, and several other courses, vomiting profusely all over himself, his table, and the restaurant's staff throughout his meal, causing other diners to lose their appetite and, in some cases, throw up as well.
Finally, after being persuaded by the smooth maître d' to eat a single "wafer-thin mint", his stomach begins to rapidly expand until it explodes: covering the restaurant and diners with viscera and partially digested food—even starting a "vomit-wave" among the other diners, who leave in disgust.

Creosote is amazingly still alive when the explosion clears, but his chest cavity and abdomen are now blasted open, revealing his spread ribs and intact, still-beating heart and viscera.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 13, 2022 05:53 PM (4eN6q)

301 He's basically the out-of-shape version of Special Agent Richard Trask.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2022 05:46 PM (oINRc)
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His version of the story is that he was at the opera (so sophisticated!) and some women was fiddling with her phone while the soothing stains of the performance were underway. He spoke with her, asked an usher to intervene, and when neither of them did his bidden, this sensitive soul smacked the phone out of her hand because the bitch deserved it.

Okay, he left that last part out, but his explanation of why he'd been charged with assault on The Corner was truly cringeworthy, and naturally because he was of the Special Class, this was portrayed as a mere misunderstanding by a Totally Classy Man Who Loves Opera and Pimpslaps Bitches Who Deserve It.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 05:53 PM (llXky)

302 Some should tell him to change his shirts from checkerboard tablecloth to Musou Black.

Posted by: Bosk at September 13, 2022 05:53 PM (v4L7Y)

303 Someone should really take a deep dive of how The Dispatch pays for all these people. You would think even Pierre Omidyar would get tired of paying these losers.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2022 05:53 PM (qH6FZ)

304 The energy in that album comes from bandmates romantically involved splitting up. John and Christie McVie and Nicks and Buckingham were both in the process of splitting up during the writing and making of this album.

From purely accounts I read, Buckingham is a real perfectionist ass and not that great of a person to be around but he added real energy and new direction to the band as it moved from its earlier incarnation with Peter Green etc. as bluesy cult band into a pop hit machine.

If you can find them on utube, tension among bandmates is pretty apparent if you watch their stage shows of the era of this album. Nicks and Buckingham still don't appear much to get on and I think Lindsay B. was dropped again from their most recent tour dates.

Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 05:53 PM (CXr4y)

305
bottle of red
bottle of white
maybe i'll wear the divan tonight

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:53 PM (B3oWe)

306 His wife was younger than he was, a troubled girl, and he took her in and then tried to dominate her. I don't know if her story is still out there, but it's a brutal takedown of Williamson - a bully pretending to be a White Knight whose price for support is abject submission.

I'm perfectly happy to guffaw at Williamson's troubles. But I've been 29 long enough to know that taking a disgruntled ex's word for how the marriage was is a mistake. Ex's who keep talking about their ex (and she went to the trouble of doing so in print no less) are usually lunatics.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2022 05:53 PM (ppBhU)

307
Who gets the last donut in The Dispatch coffee room?
Posted by: That NLurker guy

*snerk*

TWO CUCKS ENTER, ONE CUCK LEAVES

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2022 05:54 PM (n+4am)

308 Williamson doesn't *seem* like someone stewing with anger and sexual inferiority issues and also, stew.

***

He's also never forgiven his father for making him be from Texas.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 13, 2022 05:54 PM (wb1YC)

309 Like a remora, there must be some animal that follows vampires around in hopes of scoring some leftovers. Whatever that animal is named is the word I would apply to the Cuckshed staffers.

These bloodsuckers can't hunt food on their own, so they wait for some poor victim of the left to come stumbling along, drained of blood and dying, and then Goldberg/Hayes/French leaps on the soon-to-be-corpse.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 13, 2022 05:54 PM (bzQs1)

310 I have a theory that working in a corrupt organization or field causes people to disengage from morality and personal integrity and makes them embrace power.

My theory was mostly based on cops and lawyers - both fields are corrupt and an honest person will have a very hard time surviving. Maybe it can be done with a strong family and community. (Certainly there are exceptions and not every PD or law practice is amoral, just most of them.)

But I think it applies to political writing too. These people gave up on personal satisfaction in their work and instead go for money and power (and food.)

Posted by: Tuco Ramirez at September 13, 2022 05:54 PM (09d3a)

311
Gastric Bypass doesn't work long term if you aren't committed to making it work...

Posted by: Nova local at September 13, 2022 05:52 PM

I'm right here, you know. Solid conservative.

Posted by: Chris Cristie at September 13, 2022 05:54 PM (y3pKJ)

312 Okay, he left that last part out, but his explanation of why he'd been charged with assault on The Corner was truly cringeworthy, and naturally because he was of the Special Class, this was portrayed as a mere misunderstanding by a Totally Classy Man Who Loves Opera and Pimpslaps Bitches Who Deserve It.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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He was probably on a date with Jay Nordlinger.

Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 05:54 PM (CXr4y)

313 I'd recommend keto for Williamson but I'm guessing there's a measure of serious carb addiction in play.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 13, 2022 05:54 PM (eGTCV)

314 That shirt looks like it's suffering extreme trauma.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2022 05:55 PM (Xrfse)

315 >>>I'm perfectly happy to guffaw at Williamson's troubles. But I've been 29 long enough to know that taking a disgruntled ex's word for how the marriage was is a mistake. Ex's who keep talking about their ex (and she went to the trouble of doing so in print no less) are usually lunatics.

except... well, see upthread for the Opera Incident.

It's not like this guy has a clean bill of health.

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:55 PM (B3oWe)

316 Of course Brian looks better too.

As potatoes go, yes.
Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at September 13, 2022 05:52 PM (Xrfse)

The eyes have it. The motion passes.

Posted by: mrp at September 13, 2022 05:55 PM (6eRlp)

317 Ex's who keep talking about their ex (and she went to the trouble of doing so in print no less) are usually lunatics.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2022 05:53 PM (ppBhU)

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, what has ideas at September 13, 2022 05:55 PM (PiwSw)

318 Williamson doesn't *seem* like someone stewing with anger and sexual inferiority issues and also, stew.

Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:52 PM (B3oWe)
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He's a low-class white dude who also wants other low-class white dudes to die off.

If you drew a Venn diagram of Williamson with "Self-Loathing," "Cuckold," and "Violence Towards Women" he'd be a perfect circle.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 05:55 PM (llXky)

319 Newsreaders < Actors < Political Pundits

Posted by: polynikes at September 13, 2022 05:55 PM (y60WL)

320 Ex's who keep talking about their ex (and she went to the trouble of doing so in print no less) are usually lunatics.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2022 05:53 PM (ppBhU)

Oh rats, now I can't sock who I want to. OK fine, it would have been Amber Heard.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, what has ideas at September 13, 2022 05:56 PM (PiwSw)

321 308 Posted by: Azathoth at September 13, 2022 05:54 PM (wb1YC)

He hates that he is from Texas he also hates that the Texans who adopted him did.

https://tinyurl.com/525fe4hz

Big Kev is essentially the Colon Kaspernikaki of the "right."

Posted by: sven at September 13, 2022 05:56 PM (Lzpvj)

322 >>Every picture of him I've seen looks like an unmade bed got up and put pants on.

God, I love this place...
Posted by: Boswell at September 13, 2022 05:52 PM (+Cgut)

Definitely a keeper.

Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 13, 2022 05:56 PM (xPJvm)

323 >>> 299 Hyperinflation, a border erased, equities tanking - boy howdy the GOP must be making spectacular political hay this campaign season.

Right?
---------------------------
McConnell is, pardon the expression, tickled pink. and
McCarthy is busy taking dictation from Luntz.
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Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 13, 2022 05:56 PM (QAU+L)

324 I'm doing the MT road trip, not Chuy.

I'm tracing Glacial Lake Missoula for funsies and geology hobby.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 13, 2022 05:19 PM (XvPQV)

Spend a little time at the Moiese Buffalo range on your way to K-spell. It is only a few miles North of Dixon on MT 200.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 13, 2022 05:56 PM (3p4cr)

325 That shirt looks like it's suffering extreme trauma.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2022 05:55 PM (Xrfse)

Its expanding like someone who fell into Mars' atmosphere...

Posted by: Boswell at September 13, 2022 05:57 PM (+Cgut)

326 303 Someone should really take a deep dive of how The Dispatch pays for all these people. You would think even Pierre Omidyar would get tired of paying these losers.

Posted by: lowandslow
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Omidyar makes enough or did to pay for the Dispatch with petty cash from his previous success via Ebay and other tech startups. Think that the new Ebay crap in accordance with Fedgov tax changes though is about to tank that stock.

Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 05:57 PM (CXr4y)

327 except... well, see upthread for the Opera Incident.

And again, I'm happy to laugh at him over this. But it's (a) not a very serious infraction; and (b) something a lot of us have probably been tempted to do in a theater at this point.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2022 05:57 PM (ppBhU)

328 No wonder the children are starving in Africa !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 13, 2022 05:57 PM (4eN6q)

329 313 I'd recommend keto for Williamson but I'm guessing there's a measure of serious carb addiction in play.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 13, 2022 05:54 PM (eGTCV)

I'm thinking:
Genetically predisposed to be on the heavier side and thus, was sad and did nothing to try to mitigate that predisposition
Instead, Wanted easy way out with gastric bypass
Easy way worked awhile
Then it didn't, and he decided he was cursed with this fate and still does nothing to mitigate

I mean, he's not just heavy...he's soft, so there's no muscle there...and he's utterly pale, so he's not seeing the outside world by, oh I don't know, taking a walk ever...

Posted by: Nova local at September 13, 2022 05:57 PM (exHjb)

330 Spend a little time at the Moiese Buffalo range on your way to K-spell. It is only a few miles North of Dixon on MT 200.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 13, 2022 05:56 PM (3p4cr)

I think I can swing that. Thanks!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 13, 2022 05:57 PM (XvPQV)

331 Looks like Williamson and tater could be brothers.

Posted by: Bosk at September 13, 2022 05:58 PM (v4L7Y)

332 324 I'm doing the MT road trip, not Chuy.

I'm tracing Glacial Lake Missoula for funsies and geology hobby.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Don't get eaten by a bear. Pack heat for it.

Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 05:58 PM (CXr4y)

333 Williamson pees sitting down cause he hasn't been able to find his junk for years.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2022 05:58 PM (an3PP)

334 Keevy D. OUT at NRO?

I'm sure his loyal reader is going to be very upset!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at September 13, 2022 05:58 PM (oedLL)

335 I keep hoping the states attorneys general lawsuit against federal agencies for colluding with BigTech to censor American's speech will expand to also incude the Cuckshed.

These guys get paid to "fact check" smarter, better people's opinions, and I'd be shocked if they weren't directly communicating with the Junta to figure out the preferred narrative. Depose the motherfuckers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 13, 2022 05:59 PM (bzQs1)

336 Don't get eaten by a bear. Pack heat for it.
Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 05:58 PM (CXr4y)

I'm mostly driving but I will have tools with me, of course.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 13, 2022 05:59 PM (XvPQV)

337 Williamson pees sitting down cause he hasn't been able to find his junk for years.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2022 05:58 PM (an3PP)

His balls descended when he was a kid but then his body overtook them again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2022 05:59 PM (guGkK)

338 Where does get off being arrogant?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 13, 2022 05:59 PM (eGTCV)

339 278 His wife was younger than he was, a troubled girl, and he took her in and then tried to dominate her. I don't know if her story is still out there, but it's a brutal takedown of Williamson - a bully pretending to be a White Knight whose price for support is abject submission.

-------

Story is still archived, easy to find with a little digging.

Posted by: sharksauce at September 13, 2022 05:59 PM (vted1)

340 Is that shirt untucked or is that just another belly roll?

Posted by: polynikes at September 13, 2022 05:59 PM (y60WL)

341 I'm perfectly happy to guffaw at Williamson's troubles. But I've been 29 long enough to know that taking a disgruntled ex's word for how the marriage was is a mistake. Ex's who keep talking about their ex (and she went to the trouble of doing so in print no less) are usually lunatics.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2022 05:53 PM (ppBhU)
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Masculine sophisticated men of the Religious Right generally don't have ex-wives, let alone ones who pen detailed accounts of how they cheated on their husbands.

The fact that this sophisticate felt entitled to slap the phone out of the hands of a woman he did not know in a public venue with lots of witnesses lends credence to his ex's claim that he treats women as inferiors.

I think the most telling part of the essay was her claim that he never liked her as her, only as a dependent who would praise him no matter what he did. An egg-shell ego, as it were.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 05:59 PM (llXky)

342 Not that hungry today.

Only bring moules marinières, pâté de foie gras, beluga caviar, Eggs Benedict, a leek tart, frogs' legs amandine and quail's eggs with puréed mushrooms all mixed in a bucket with the quail eggs on top and a double helping of pâté. The appetizers are followed by the main course of jugged hare, with a sauce of truffles, bacon, Grand Marnier, anchovies and cream. For drinks, Mr. Williamson has six bottles of Château Latour 1945, a double Jeroboam (6 litres) of champagne, and half a dozen crates of brown ale (144 bottles)

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 13, 2022 06:00 PM (4eN6q)

343 barrel roll >> belly roll

Posted by: Chuck C at September 13, 2022 06:00 PM (xttsV)

344 Son told me that Missoula is where wildfire smoke goes to hang out forever.

Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 13, 2022 06:00 PM (xPJvm)

345 338 Where does get off being arrogant?

ah. the null pronoun. very avant garde.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 13, 2022 06:00 PM (sGtp+)

346 Story is still archived, easy to find with a little digging.

Posted by: sharksauce at September 13, 2022 05:59 PM (vted1)
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Is it? It was out there and then went away. Someone should throw a link for general fun and amusement.

Full disclosure: I read it three times and it never got old.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 06:01 PM (llXky)

347 Regular soap opera over there.

Posted by: Emmie at September 13, 2022 06:01 PM (6RgRK)

348 Is he wearing a short sleeve shirt or is that a long sleeve just doing the best it can?

Posted by: Azathoth at September 13, 2022 06:01 PM (wb1YC)

349 343 barrel roll >> belly roll

roll out the barrel > barrel roll > belly roll

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 13, 2022 06:01 PM (sGtp+)

350 that's not Chuy in a check shirt, right ?

Posted by: REDACTED at September 13, 2022 06:01 PM (us2H3)

351 Williamson would be the holy grail for flesh eating bacteria.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 13, 2022 06:01 PM (eGTCV)

352 >13 Also, I like really like the whole 'Rumors' album.

this is a weird thing to say but I just discovered it. I mean, obviously i've heard it, but I was always kind of against it as too pop. A few months ago I just started playing the album. Really good.
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:09 PM (B3oWe)

Yes it was played to death and back when it came out but unlike some of the others back then - Frampton Comes Alive, Stevie Wonder's Songs in the Key of Life, Toto's Africa it didn't leave permanent scarring on my psyche.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 13, 2022 06:02 PM (eoQWY)

353 342 Not that hungry today.

Only bring moules marinières, pâté de foie gras, beluga caviar, Eggs Benedict, a leek tart, frogs' legs amandine and quail's eggs with puréed mushrooms all mixed in a bucket with the quail eggs on top and a double helping of pâté. The appetizers are followed by the main course of jugged hare, with a sauce of truffles, bacon, Grand Marnier, anchovies and cream. For drinks, Mr. Williamson has six bottles of Château Latour 1945, a double Jeroboam (6 litres) of champagne, and half a dozen crates of brown ale (144 bottles)

all mixed together in a bucket?

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 13, 2022 06:02 PM (sGtp+)

354 Williamson is a soulless, broken, imbecile.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Have fun jerking off with you're new NeverTrumper butt buddies.

The conversations about what is and isn't a sandwich will be spectacular.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 13, 2022 06:02 PM (up/3i)

355 351 Williamson would be the holy grail for flesh eating bacteria

***

Doctor gave him 10 years to live.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 13, 2022 06:02 PM (wb1YC)

356 Kevin Williamson and John Fetterman could star in a buddy movie about...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, what has ideas at September 13, 2022 06:03 PM (PiwSw)

357 I like a guy who gets all dressed up when he gives a lecture.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2022 06:03 PM (guGkK)

358 I'm mostly driving but I will have tools with me, of course.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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They help for dealing with two and four legged critters that might do you harm. Have fun as it is beautiful country up there but I do think that wearing bejeweled crocs is a thing there.

Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 06:03 PM (CXr4y)

359 Posted by: Oldcat at September 13, 2022 06:02 PM (eoQWY)

Cars Candy O for me

Posted by: polynikes at September 13, 2022 06:03 PM (y60WL)

360 Williamson would be the holy grail for flesh eating bacteria.
Posted by: That NLurker guy

For the win!

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 13, 2022 06:03 PM (XzBgg)

361 I think the most telling part of the essay was her claim that he never liked her as her, only as a dependent who would praise him no matter what he did. An egg-shell ego, as it were.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 05:59 PM (llXky)

Jeez, that isn't part of the deal in the most repressive imagined male dominated society. Have kids, sure, make dinner on time, yup. Not bother him with stuff, yes. Loudly praise hubby no matter what - that's never been part of any deal in 10000 years of civilization.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 13, 2022 06:04 PM (eoQWY)

362 I wonder if Kevin has ever looked in the mirrors ?

Posted by: REDACTED at September 13, 2022 06:04 PM (us2H3)

363
Here it is:
https://tinyurl.com/24d4vff4

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2022 06:04 PM (oINRc)

364 I don't think Kevin Williamson has a wife.
.........

Fatty and Skinny
laying in bed
Fatty rolled over
and Skinny was dead

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2022 06:04 PM (v0R5T)

365 338 Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 13, 2022 005:59 PM (eGTCV)

He can make the occasional decent turn of phrase. I am also back on the heavier side, I also write for a living. Here are the differences, I write for the United States Army, I have to maneuver and operate on a simulated battlefield environment averaging 20000 steps a day, and I am not paid by a coalition of enemies of my feigned ideology.

Big Kev is so smart he doesn't realize he is a Judas goat.

I can lose weight again, Big Kev will never find integrity.

Posted by: sven at September 13, 2022 06:04 PM (Lzpvj)

366 Who's the fellow that funds the "Dispatch"? Something like Oyoyoyamidor, I think. He's missing a big chance here. He should have a "Running Man" kind of cable program where alleged conservatives can fight for their paychecks each week. Demeaning activity, like stealing other people's food to survive, or cheating on their expense accounts. That would be awesome. I'd watch it, just like they do.

Posted by: mrp at September 13, 2022 06:04 PM (6eRlp)

367 311 I'm right here, you know. Solid conservative.
Posted by: Chris Cristie at

solids don't jiggle

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 13, 2022 06:04 PM (sGtp+)

368 Several deamons could wear Williamson's skin and still have enough skin left over for a Robert Reich sized imp.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2022 06:05 PM (sAR65)

369 Son told me that Missoula is where wildfire smoke goes to hang out forever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 13, 2022 06:00 PM (xPJvm)

That and air inversions that can last weeks in the Winter.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 13, 2022 06:06 PM (3p4cr)

370 Kevin Williamson and John Fetterman could star in a buddy movie about...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, what has ideas at September 13, 2022 06:03 PM (PiwSw)

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The Thing With Two Heads.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 13, 2022 06:06 PM (7HaVX)

371 Nope.

Posted by: A Demon at September 13, 2022 06:06 PM (guGkK)

372 "Everything is a sandwich"

- Kevin D. Williamson

Posted by: occam's brassiere at September 13, 2022 06:06 PM (61uie)

373 Posted by: Oldcat at September 13, 2022 06:02 PM (eoQWY)

Cars Candy O for me

Posted by: polynikes at September 13, 2022 06:03 PM (y60WL)

The one before that I heard more than Candy O, I think it was just "The Cars" I think but it didn't grate because I was done with radio music by then.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 13, 2022 06:06 PM (eoQWY)

374 Photo caption:

Kevin D. Williamson introduces his new invention: drumstick disguised as microphone.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2022 06:06 PM (v0R5T)

375 looks like the Dickspatch is keeping Kevin in the fold

Posted by: REDACTED at September 13, 2022 06:06 PM (us2H3)

376 I confuse all these jerks. Is he the one who wrote about people in Appalachia being losers?

Posted by: polynikes at September 13, 2022 06:06 PM (y60WL)

377 I can lose weight again, Big Kev will never find integrity.

Big Kev will probably never see his feet again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2022 06:06 PM (sAR65)

378 OT- I am about to go to the library to get a movie. Can anyone suggest something funny and light? And, no, Texas Chainsaw Massacre is not funny and light I dont they'll have a movie that people but not that son is away we don't have to have and usually grim foreign films.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2022 06:07 PM (psJ2F)

379 Who's the fellow that funds the "Dispatch"? Something like Oyoyoyamidor, I think. He's missing a big chance here. He should have a "Running Man" kind of cable program where alleged conservatives can fight for their paychecks each week. Demeaning activity, like stealing other people's food to survive, or cheating on their expense accounts. That would be awesome. I'd watch it, just like they do.
Posted by: mrp at September 13, 2022 06:04 PM (6eRlp)

He'd be raised to sainthood if he pumped CO2 into the place one afternoon.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 13, 2022 06:07 PM (eoQWY)

380 Full disclosure: I read it three times and it never got old.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Once was enough for me. Both her and Williamson come off pathetic broken people. KW, at least has confirmed that by his subsequent actions that he is mentally stuck and broken. Being on the Dispatch with the rest of the misfit toys there won't help his condition, self respect, nor rectify his dwindling audience.

Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 06:07 PM (CXr4y)

381 Masculine sophisticated men of the Religious Right generally don't have ex-wives, let alone ones who pen detailed accounts of how they cheated on their husbands.

The fact that this sophisticate felt entitled to slap the phone out of the hands of a woman he did not know in a public venue with lots of witnesses lends credence to his ex's claim that he treats women as inferiors.

I just don't but this line of argument. You're using her adultery and the mere fact of divorce as some sort of badge of his wrongdoing. As for the phone incident, unfortunately, civil society has broken down to the point where large numbers of people won't behave in public settings. Two wrongs don't make a right, but I can sympathize with the impulse to take away gadgets that zombies can't seem to stop using in theaters etc. It's not the mark of Cain to lose your patience with idiots. It's pretty human in fact, something I'd wager a lot of folks here have done in one way or another.

I'm fine with shitting on Williamson for any reason, including the ones noted above. I'll laugh. But I'm an adult, and I'm not going to believe this kind of #metoo Williamson-is-a-literal-monster talk.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2022 06:07 PM (ppBhU)

382
The ever-expanding Kevin Williamson.

Posted by: ArthurK at September 13, 2022 06:07 PM (ttOM0)

383 OT- I am about to go to the library to get a movie. Can anyone suggest something funny and light? And, no, Texas Chainsaw Massacre is not funny and light I dont they'll have a movie that people but not that son is away we don't have to have and usually grim foreign films.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2022 06:07 PM (psJ2F)

Adventures in Babysitting. I liked it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 13, 2022 06:07 PM (eoQWY)

384 Rumors always hearkens me back to a somewhat wild and decadent period in my life. I eventually grew out of it but boy were those some good times. At least what I remember of them. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2022 06:07 PM (Xrfse)

385 370 Kevin Williamson and John Fetterman could star in a buddy movie about...

***

"Start the reactor. Save Mars."
- Fetterman

Posted by: Azathoth at September 13, 2022 06:08 PM (wb1YC)

386 Meant "have a movie that people suggest"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2022 06:08 PM (psJ2F)

387 The Thing With Two Heads.
Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 13, 2022 06:06 PM (7HaVX)

Two and a Half Heads

Posted by: mrp at September 13, 2022 06:08 PM (6eRlp)

388 376 Posted by: polynikes at September 13, 2022 06:06 PM (y60WL)

That would be JD Vance, this asshole like McMurtry hates Texas for a living.

McMurtry is like Joss Whedon never quite grasping why what he did was popular.

Posted by: sven at September 13, 2022 06:08 PM (Lzpvj)

389 The ever-expanding Kevin Williamson.

So Mr. Creosote?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2022 06:08 PM (sAR65)

390 Have any of these losers ever considered that Fuentes might be right about race and antisemitism?

No, that would require actual thought.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at September 13, 2022 06:08 PM (ml4VY)

391 Can anyone suggest something funny and light?

Uncle Buck.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2022 06:09 PM (Xrfse)

392 Fat boy in a gingham shirt. A testament that you become what you hate.

Posted by: EveR at September 13, 2022 06:09 PM (MUpk6)

393 379 Who's the fellow that funds the "Dispatch"? Something like Oyoyoyamidor, I think. He's missing a big chance here. He should have a "Running Man" kind of cable program where alleged conservatives can fight for their paychecks each week. Demeaning activity, like stealing other people's food to survive, or cheating on their expense accounts. That would be awesome. I'd watch it, just like they do.
Posted by: mrp
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Omidyar lives it. Probably gets off on hiring broken misfits to humiliate them by making them puppets to voice his opinions.

Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 06:09 PM (CXr4y)

394 Posted by: Oldcat at September 13, 2022 06:06 PM (eoQWY)

Not sure if I was clear.. Candy O played all the time and it has aged well for me. Boston also.

Posted by: polynikes at September 13, 2022 06:09 PM (y60WL)

395 "Can anyone suggest something funny and light?"

Schindler's List?

Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2022 06:09 PM (OTzUX)

396 377 Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2022 06:06 PM (sAR65)

I can still see my feet, I also can use them without mechanical assistance unlike Big Kev of Jonah Gillberg.

Posted by: sven at September 13, 2022 06:09 PM (Lzpvj)

397 277 nice shirt, who shot the couch?
Posted by: ace at September 13, 2022 05:49 PM (B3oWe)

Hey! I have known some garish couches in my time. One set of grandparents had this gigantic, long low slung bright green number. The other set had a Bright Red, Leather couch with a cattle skull stitched into the center back cushion- with wagon wheel arms.

Neither were as garish as that plaid shirt horror.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2022 06:10 PM (dNqv+)

398 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2022 06:07 PM (psJ2F)

My go-to movie when I just want to laugh and relax is Galaxy Quest.

Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 13, 2022 06:10 PM (xPJvm)

399 I'm fine with shitting on Williamson for any reason, including the ones noted above. I'll laugh. But I'm an adult, and I'm not going to believe this kind of #metoo Williamson-is-a-literal-monster talk.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2022 06:07 PM (ppBhU)

Even if it's about Kevin Williamson, it's a bit of a stretch to take ex-wife at face value. Lots of trashy people marry trashy spouses and get divorced but in those cases there's still going to be hyperbole(often wild, more so from the wife, and more extreme in particular circumstances like divorce court).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 13, 2022 06:10 PM (b2nrj)

400 I confuse all these jerks. Is he the one who wrote about people in Appalachia being losers?

Posted by: polynikes at September 13, 2022 06:06 PM (y60WL)
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Yes. Their communities need to die off and they should get jobs as greeters at a Texas Wal-mart.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 06:10 PM (llXky)

401 OT- I am about to go to the library to get a movie. Can anyone suggest something funny and light?

Have you seen all the Pixar-type movies? The various Grus etc? Rango?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 13, 2022 06:10 PM (yQpMk)

402 "Can anyone suggest something funny and light?"

Second Hand Lion?
I love that movie.

Posted by: Bosk at September 13, 2022 06:10 PM (v4L7Y)

403 395 "Can anyone suggest something funny and light?"

Schindler's List?
Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2022 06:09 PM (OTzUX)

I was going to go with The Pianist, or The Book Thief.

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2022 06:11 PM (Vr12I)

404 Kevin D. Williamson, he's the very model of a modern minor writer.

He won't be missed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2022 06:11 PM (sAR65)

405 Can anyone suggest something funny and light?

Uncle Buck.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2022 06:09 PM (Xrfse)

Should have been an Oscar winner.

Nothing compares with Uncle Buck but John Candy's Summer Rental is a hidden gem.

Posted by: polynikes at September 13, 2022 06:11 PM (y60WL)

406 395 "Can anyone suggest something funny and light?"

Schindler's List?
Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2022 06:09 PM (OTzUX)

Passion of the Christ?

Exodus!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2022 06:11 PM (dNqv+)

407 "Can anyone suggest something funny and light?"

Schindler's List?
Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2022 06:09 PM (OTzUX)

Best make-out movie ever.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 13, 2022 06:11 PM (yQpMk)

408 324 I'm doing the MT road trip, not Chuy.

I'm tracing Glacial Lake Missoula for funsies and geology hobby.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Theres a professor Nick Zentner that does lots of YT videos on geology of that area had has for years now. I'm not even from or visited the area and I liked them a lot.

Bonus: much talk of the NW under miles of lava or deluged with massive floods if you have any resentments about the current elites there.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 13, 2022 06:11 PM (eoQWY)

409 Ishtar

Posted by: REDACTED at September 13, 2022 06:12 PM (us2H3)

410 404 Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2022 06:11 PM (sAR65)

Maybe he can go join Giuseppe Gargler Gungollini AllahPundit over at the Cuckshed

Posted by: sven at September 13, 2022 06:12 PM (Lzpvj)

411 Can anyone suggest something funny and light?

The Road

Posted by: polynikes at September 13, 2022 06:12 PM (y60WL)

412 398 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2022 06:07 PM (psJ2F)

My go-to movie when I just want to laugh and relax is Galaxy Quest.
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 13, 2022 06:10 PM (xPJvm)

Great suggestion if sci fi and hilarious is wanted...
Clue is the one to go with if you want a little murder and mystery with your comedy...

Posted by: Nova local at September 13, 2022 06:12 PM (exHjb)

413 Nothing compares with Uncle Buck but John Candy's Summer Rental is a hidden gem.
Posted by: polynikes at September 13, 2022 06:11 PM (y60WL)

Is that the one with Dan Akroyd? The only other thing I remember is ... 'Have you ever seen whites so white?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2022 06:12 PM (dNqv+)

414 Galaxy Quest for the win.

Without a Clue is also a good sleeper hit but probably not available via streaming.

Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 06:12 PM (CXr4y)

415 Can anyone suggest something funny and light?

Uncle Buck.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

The men who stare at goats is good fun. It is on Netflix.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 13, 2022 06:12 PM (XzBgg)

416 The Odessa File

Posted by: REDACTED at September 13, 2022 06:12 PM (us2H3)

417 One of my favorite comedies is "clockwise" with John Cleese.

Posted by: Tuco Ramirez at September 13, 2022 06:13 PM (09d3a)

418 Rango ftw.

It's not contagious it's conjunctivitis.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 13, 2022 06:13 PM (q7YwT)

419 414 Galaxy Quest for the win.

Without a Clue is also a good sleeper hit but probably not available via streaming.
Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 06:12 PM (CXr4y)

Clue. Tim Curry at his best.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2022 06:13 PM (dNqv+)

420 OT- I am about to go to the library to get a movie. Can anyone suggest something funny and light? And, no, Texas Chainsaw Massacre is not funny and light I dont they'll have a movie that people but not that son is away we don't have to have and usually grim foreign films.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2022 06:07 PM (psJ2F)

Tremors. The Great Race. Charade. How to Marry a Millionaire. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Singin' in the Rain.

Posted by: HTL at September 13, 2022 06:13 PM (neVcg)

421 I'm fine with shitting on Williamson for any reason, including the ones noted above. I'll laugh. But I'm an adult, and I'm not going to believe this kind of #metoo Williamson-is-a-literal-monster talk.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 13, 2022 06:07 PM (ppBhU)
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I agree with you in principle, but Williamson's entire public persona is that of being Better Than You.

He works for a Better Magazine Than You. He feels comfortable telling poor white people that they need to just Shut Up and Die Already.

If you're one of the Horde, a mensch just trying to get by, I'm with ya, brother.

But you start putting on airs, telling the world how The Deplorables Suck, then guess what? Your dirty laundry matters.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 06:13 PM (llXky)

422 The Gods must be Crazy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 13, 2022 06:13 PM (yQpMk)

423 OT- I am about to go to the library to get a movie.
........

I am about to go to the theatre to get a book.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2022 06:14 PM (v0R5T)

424
Omidyar lives it. Probably gets off on hiring broken misfits to humiliate them by making them puppets to voice his opinions.
Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 06:09 PM (CXr4y)

Oh you can be sure if *I* were a billionaire with a stable of pet cucks like Omidyar, that I'd be chucking nickels at Kevin while he dances around the 9th green to "Baby Elephant Walk."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2022 06:14 PM (oINRc)

425 Ha, The Pianist was another I thought of.

Also, Triump of the Will, if the library has it. Cinematic history as well as a delightful romp with Adolf and 100,000 screaming lunatics. And the Cathedral of Lights!

Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2022 06:14 PM (OTzUX)

426 Ishtar
Posted by: REDACTED

So cruel that suggestion. Well done.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 13, 2022 06:14 PM (XzBgg)

427 Williamson is the NR equivalent of Fetterman.

Posted by: tsj017 at September 13, 2022 06:14 PM (YcOm1)

428 323 McConnell is, pardon the expression, tickled pink. and
McCarthy is busy taking dictation from Luntz.
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Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 13, 2022 05:56 PM (QAU+L)

Speaking of faux conservatives working to undermine the movement -- Lindsay Graham pulled a brilliant move today. He introduced a bill to impose a nationwide 15-week ban on abortion, despite the fact that it hasn't a snowball's chance in hell of passing a Democratically controlled Congress and Senate.

I can only surmise one reason for such a move -- to undermine the pro-Trump conservatives who are in danger of joining him in the Senate in the rapidly approaching midterm election. As a close ally of Mitch McConnell who has already expressed displeasure at their ascendancy, Graham is deliberately trying to goose Democrat turnout to help the opponents of true conservatives like Blake Masters, JD Vance and Herschel Walker. It's such a cynical move it would make Machiavelli blush.

Posted by: Rusty Trawler at September 13, 2022 06:14 PM (1gif2)

429 395 "Can anyone suggest something funny and light?"

Schindler's List?
Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2022 06:09 PM (OTzUX)

I was going to go with The Pianist, or The Book Thief.
Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2022 06:11 PM (Vr12I)

Youse guys. I admit a liking for "You've Got Mail". A rework of "The Shop Around The Corner", which is a nice Lubitsch film.

Posted by: mrp at September 13, 2022 06:14 PM (6eRlp)

430 Is that the one with Dan Akroyd? The only other thing I remember is ... 'Have you ever seen whites so white?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD
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That is the Great Outdoors. Summer Rental is a little flick kind of like Mr. Hobbs Goes to the Beach except Candy plays his harassed underdog character.

Only the Lonely is probably one of Candy's better films with Ally Sheedy and Maureen O'Hara but it is a dramedy.

Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 06:15 PM (CXr4y)

431 I don't like depressing movies, but if I had to pick the best depressing movie I would select The Human Stain. Really interesting and well done all around.

I don't drink so Leaving Las Vegas just makes it into the top three.

Posted by: polynikes at September 13, 2022 06:15 PM (y60WL)

432 Light-hearted fun?

Scarface.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 06:15 PM (llXky)

433 They're safe in retirement. They have created generational wealth. All's good.

Posted by: Golfman at September 13, 2022 06:15 PM (aDqFb)

434 Clue is the one to go with if you want a little murder and mystery with your comedy

***

Ah, Colleen Camp.
(Warning, do not Google a current picture of her)

Posted by: Azathoth at September 13, 2022 06:15 PM (wb1YC)

435 425 Ha, The Pianist was another I thought of.

Also, Triump of the Will, if the library has it. Cinematic history as well as a delightful romp with Adolf and 100,000 screaming lunatics. And the Cathedral of Lights!
Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2022 06:14 PM (OTzUX)

Night and Fog. Seriously, do not go pick up that movie. It is not a bad one to see, once, but it is horrifying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2022 06:15 PM (dNqv+)

436 Wow, that's a big feller there. Never seen a picture, but looks as expected. And working the mic like a D.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 13, 2022 06:15 PM (DF4Lq)

437 What is the "Dispatch" thing again ... a donut shop?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 13, 2022 06:15 PM (Cus5s)

438 Tim Curry movie fest?

Rocky Horror Picture Show, Legend, Clue, and The Hunt for Red October.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2022 06:15 PM (sAR65)

439 Speaking of faux conservatives working to undermine the movement -- Lindsay Graham pulled a brilliant move today. He introduced a bill to impose a nationwide 15-week ban on abortion, despite the fact that it hasn't a snowball's chance in hell of passing a Democratically controlled Congress and Senate.

I can only surmise one reason for such a move -- to undermine the pro-Trump conservatives who are in danger of joining him in the Senate in the rapidly approaching midterm election. As a close ally of Mitch McConnell who has already expressed displeasure at their ascendancy, Graham is deliberately trying to goose Democrat turnout to help the opponents of true conservatives like Blake Masters, JD Vance and Herschel Walker. It's such a cynical move it would make Machiavelli blush.
Posted by: Rusty Trawler at September 13, 2022 06:14 PM (1gif2)

On the other hand 15 weeks is roughly what people want nationally on the issue isn't it? Something like 15 or 20 has strong majority support in polling.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 13, 2022 06:15 PM (b2nrj)

440 Joe vs the volcano is good too.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 13, 2022 06:15 PM (q7YwT)

441 Ah, Colleen Camp.
(Warning, do not Google a current picture of her)
Posted by: Azathoth at September 13, 2022 06:15 PM (wb1YC)

Yvette. Mmmmmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2022 06:16 PM (dNqv+)

442 Jeez Kevin, have a salad.

Posted by: Ana Navarro at September 13, 2022 06:16 PM (Ti+Tv)

443 Fenelon, if you don't mind Christmas in September, "While You Were Sleeping" is fun.

Or Twister, if you like movies about bad weather and cows. Or a cow.

Steel Magnolias, Moonstruck, Odd Thomas, Roxanne are all good as well. Old, but not vulgar, or at least, not excessively so.

Posted by: Moki at September 13, 2022 06:16 PM (JrN/x)

444 Yvette. Mmmmmmm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2022 06:16 PM

*sigh*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2022 06:17 PM (asZuX)

445 They're all so fat. Why is that?

Posted by: MJ at September 13, 2022 06:17 PM (zwDuR)

446 440 Joe vs the volcano is good too.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 13, 2022 06:15 PM (q7YwT)

Peak Meg Ryan as a Brunette, Redhead and Dirty Blonde.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2022 06:17 PM (dNqv+)

447 He'd be raised to sainthood if he pumped CO2 into the place one afternoon.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 13, 2022 06:07 PM (eoQWY)
==
CO

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 13, 2022 06:17 PM (u4CEu)

448 Don't stop (thinking about tomorrow) on Rumors album was the Bill & Hillary's presidential campaign song. I came to hate it but hoped it drove Hillary insane - with her inability to become President - over the decades.

And now, Clinton: The Musical will be back.

Posted by: Lola at September 13, 2022 06:17 PM (NIYa7)

449 >>OT- I am about to go to the library to get a movie. Can anyone suggest something funny and light?

Cannon Ball Run or Stripes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 13, 2022 06:17 PM (up/3i)

450 Youse guys. I admit a liking for "You've Got Mail". A rework of "The Shop Around The Corner", which is a nice Lubitsch film.

Posted by: mrp
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You missed out on the Good Ole Summer Time with Van Johnson and Judy Garland which was another take on Shop Around the Corner.

Hollywood like to recycle things.

Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 06:17 PM (CXr4y)

451 Yvette Mimieux?

The Time Machine and The Black Hole

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2022 06:17 PM (sAR65)

452 Charade is a lot of fun. I think Fen would like it.

Clever, not too naughty.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 06:17 PM (llXky)

453 442 Jeez Kevin, have a salad.
Posted by: Ana Navarro at September 13, 2022 06:16 PM (Ti+Tv)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2022 06:17 PM (dNqv+)

454 >>>John Candy's Summer Rental is a hidden gem.

Fact Check: True

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 13, 2022 06:18 PM (HmZuC)

455 Letters from Iwo Jima?

Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2022 06:18 PM (OTzUX)

456 452 Charade is a lot of fun. I think Fen would like it.

Clever, not too naughty.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 06:17 PM (llXky)

That is a great suggestion. Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn. And Walter Matthau. And James Coburn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2022 06:18 PM (dNqv+)

457 And now, Clinton: The Musical will be back.

Posted by: Lola

Sweeney Clinton--the mad candidate of Chappaqua!!

Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 06:18 PM (CXr4y)

458 "They're all so fat. Why is that?"

Osmosis?

Posted by: Bosk at September 13, 2022 06:18 PM (v4L7Y)

459 Wow, that's a big feller there. Never seen a picture, but looks as expected. And working the mic like a D
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 13, 2022 06:15 PM (DF4Lq)
.......

rumstick.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2022 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

460 As summer fades, "Meatballs" seems germane.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 06:18 PM (llXky)

461 Oh my goodness, how is that bald man in the ugly orange checkerboard shirt going to get himself out from those chair arms?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 13, 2022 06:19 PM (u4CEu)

462 As summer fades, "Meatballs" seems germane.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 06:18 PM

Definitely.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2022 06:19 PM (asZuX)

463 Is that the one with Dan Akroyd? The only other thing I remember is ... 'Have you ever seen whites so white?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD

Nah. It's the one where Candy is an air traffic controller who took his family on vacation to the beach.

Posted by: polynikes at September 13, 2022 06:19 PM (y60WL)

464 Tusk- Best Fleetwood Mac album.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2022 06:19 PM (an3PP)

465 Tremors. The Great Race. Charade. How to Marry a Millionaire. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Singin' in the Rain.
Posted by: HTL at September 13, 2022 06:13 PM (neVcg)

Any of these. HTL, you have good taste!

Posted by: Moki at September 13, 2022 06:19 PM (JrN/x)

466 Don't think I had Rumors, think I still have Tusk

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2022 06:19 PM (k8B25)

467 What does it say that most of the mouthy leftards and never trump faux conservatives are big fat ottoman ready lardasses?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13, 2022 06:20 PM (QSjkU)

468 Letters from Iwo Jima?
Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2022 06:18 PM (OTzUX)

It had it's comedic moments, like when the guy strapped the anti-tank mine to his chest and lay there all night, and nobody came by.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 13, 2022 06:20 PM (yQpMk)

469 Why do I think KW is making farting noises into the mic in that picture?

Posted by: Roy at September 13, 2022 06:20 PM (Ti+Tv)

470 As summer fades, "Meatballs" seems germane.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 06:18 PM

Definitely.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2022 06:19 PM

And as a more indie film, Camp Takota is cute, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2022 06:20 PM (asZuX)

471 Grumpy Old Men the first one only.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 13, 2022 06:20 PM (u4CEu)

472
That is a great suggestion. Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn. And Walter Matthau. And James Coburn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2022 06:18 PM (dNqv+)
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Watched it with my daughter last week. Just risque enough to get a laugh.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 06:20 PM (llXky)

473 rumstick.

Posted by: wth

ick.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 13, 2022 06:20 PM (DF4Lq)

474 Let's set adrift in the middle of a giant lake the whole staff of The Dispatch.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2022 06:20 PM (sAR65)

475 439 Speaking of faux conservatives working to undermine the movement -- Lindsay Graham pulled a brilliant move today. He introduced a bill to impose a nationwide 15-week ban on abortion, despite the fact that it hasn't a snowball's chance in hell of passing a Democratically controlled Congress and Senate.

I can only surmise one reason for such a move -- to undermine the pro-Trump conservatives who are in danger of joining him in the Senate in the rapidly approaching midterm election. As a close ally of Mitch McConnell who has already expressed displeasure at their ascendancy, Graham is deliberately trying to goose Democrat turnout to help the opponents of true conservatives like Blake Masters, JD Vance and Herschel Walker. It's such a cynical move it would make Machiavelli blush.
Posted by: Rusty Trawler
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Won't move the needle much because those paying attention are already voting Dem or R. The bill itself will go nowhere just like Dem bills to get rid of AR's and so forth. Failure theater is a play done by both parties for money and power.

Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 06:20 PM (CXr4y)

476 And now, Clinton: The Musical will be back.

Posted by: Lola

CIIIIIIIIIIIGARO, CIIIIIIIIIIIIGARO ,CIGARO, CIGARO............

Posted by: Zombie Pavarotti at September 13, 2022 06:20 PM (Oa1Nr)

477 "They're all so fat. Why is that?"

They absorb smaller writers. Like an ameba.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 13, 2022 06:21 PM (yQpMk)

478 Let's set adrift in the middle of a giant lake the whole staff of The Dispatch.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2022 06:20 PM

I'm picturing them in a remake of The Raft by Stephen King.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2022 06:21 PM (asZuX)

479 I know we were all laughing about his shirt but it's still better then Kevin wearing black T-shirts, which was his entire wardrobe up until five years ago.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2022 06:21 PM (qH6FZ)

480 Stroker Ace. It comes with special content: Lonnie Anderson in her underwear.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 13, 2022 06:21 PM (HmZuC)

481 And as a more indie film, Camp Takota is cute, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2022 06:20 PM (asZuX)
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When I went to YMCA summer camp, the staff were still singing "We are the C.I.T.s so piteous. The kids are brats the food is hideous..."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 06:21 PM (llXky)

482 Two and a Half Heads

Posted by: mrp at September 13, 2022 06:08 PM (6eRlp)

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LOL, damn, I wish I had thought of that ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 13, 2022 06:22 PM (7HaVX)

483 Moki, Hello Dear Lady,

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2022 06:22 PM (an3PP)

484 Okay. A sentimental favorite is "State Fair" Jean Craine "singing" "It Might As Well Be Spring" is something (dubbed by Louann Hogan). A nice musical by Rogers and Hammerstein.

Posted by: mrp at September 13, 2022 06:22 PM (6eRlp)

485 439. How does a federal law regarding abortion stand in the face of the Supreme Court calling it a state issue?

Posted by: Jen the original at September 13, 2022 06:22 PM (b7K/r)

486 When I went to YMCA summer camp, the staff were still singing "We are the C.I.T.s so piteous. The kids are brats the food is hideous..."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 06:21 PM

When I was at camp at about the time that came out, one cabin did a version of that. We laughed.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2022 06:23 PM (asZuX)

487 479 I know we were all laughing about his shirt but it's still better then Kevin wearing black T-shirts, which was his entire wardrobe up until five years ago.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2022 06:21 PM (qH6FZ)

Black is a slimming color. I guess it is not THAT slimming.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 13, 2022 06:23 PM (dNqv+)

488 483 Moki, Hello Dear Lady,
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2022 06:22 PM (an3PP)

Hey Darlin!! How are you?!

Posted by: Moki at September 13, 2022 06:23 PM (JrN/x)

489 How does a federal law regarding abortion stand in the face of the Supreme Court calling it a state issue?
Posted by: Jen the original at September 13, 2022 06:22 PM

As a future bench slap.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2022 06:23 PM (asZuX)

490 Il liked Letters
from Iwo Jima better than the first movie, Flags of Our Fathers, which I thought sucked.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13, 2022 06:24 PM (QSjkU)

491 @475

>>Won't move the needle much because those paying attention are already voting Dem or R.

The issue is it give the donks a bloody shirt to wave and it also takes something that was essentially settled federally in the appropriate manner and injects it back into a federal sphere where it never belonged and has no chance of passing.

It's total GOPe dick move at the wrong time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 13, 2022 06:24 PM (up/3i)

492 Tim Curry movie fest?

Rocky Horror Picture Show, Legend, Clue, and The Hunt for Red October.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2022 06:15 PM (sAR65)

Tim was a serial killer in an episode of Criminal Minds, a show I watched because married. He was creepy, and yet still did a great job of being a sympathetic character. He is outstanding.

Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 13, 2022 06:24 PM (xPJvm)

493 If I wanted to watch something simply entertaining or funny I would watch Police Academy which is entirely pointless and silly but it makes me laugh.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 13, 2022 06:24 PM (eGTCV)

494 485 439. How does a federal law regarding abortion stand in the face of the Supreme Court calling it a state issue?
Posted by: Jen the original at September 13, 2022 06:22 PM (b7K/r)

They can pass laws and then the laws can be struck down. Not that it's going to pass in this case anyways. The political impact will depend on how it's perceived though, and it's not particularly radical. A bill to ban third trimester abortions would've probably been better for messaging since it'd highlight Democrats as extreme.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 13, 2022 06:24 PM (b2nrj)

495 It's not for Fen because a fair amount of sex talk but one of my favorite comedies is She's Out of My League. Some might consider it a guilty pleasure but I think it's legit good.

Posted by: polynikes at September 13, 2022 06:25 PM (y60WL)

496 > "Can anyone suggest something funny and light?"

Apocalypto?

Posted by: Fool Otto at September 13, 2022 06:25 PM (DB16e)

497 Is Lindsey Graham in crack? Inquiring minds.

Posted by: blaster at September 13, 2022 06:25 PM (6TxNR)

498 On crack. In crack. Whatever.

Posted by: blaster at September 13, 2022 06:25 PM (6TxNR)

499 Is Lindsey Graham in crack? Inquiring minds.
Posted by: blaster at September 13, 2022 06:25 PM

In or into?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2022 06:25 PM (asZuX)

500 Joe "This is the price for my vote" Manchin was interviewed by Bozo Brett Baier a few minutes ago. No one should ever believe a thing Manchin says. He can talk the spots off a leopard, or however that saying is.
A glib fast talking con man. No wonder he survives as a Democrat in West Virginia. He'd have made a fortune selling used cars but must have realized he could make even more money in politics with his talents.

Posted by: Gref at September 13, 2022 06:25 PM (AMIL/)

501 "They're all so fat. Why is that?"
.........

never saw a drive-thru they didn't like.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2022 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

502 489 How does a federal law regarding abortion stand in the face of the Supreme Court calling it a state issue?
Posted by: Jen the original
---------------------
It won't. See Morrison v. VA Tech for example or Lopez case.
Lady Lindsay is trying to do McConnell a solid by tanking GOP candidates for the Senate this year. This is what is called strategy by GOP Senators to win by losing.

Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 06:26 PM (CXr4y)

503 She's Out of My League. Some might consider it a guilty pleasure but I think it's legit good.
Posted by: polynikes at September 13, 2022 06:25 PM (y60WL)

Agree. Jay Baruchel is legit funny.

Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 13, 2022 06:26 PM (xPJvm)

504 In this real world and political environment a special effort to bring abortion into the mix seems like a perfectly inspired characteristic GOP move. Amazing.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2022 06:26 PM (OTzUX)

505 485 439. How does a federal law regarding abortion stand in the face of the Supreme Court calling it a state issue?
Posted by: Jen the original at September 13, 2022 06:22 PM (b7K/r)

I believe Congress has the authority to it, but I think it is a terrible idea. We finally have a chance to end it as a national issue, leave it that way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 13, 2022 06:27 PM (trdmm)

506 @496

>> "Can anyone suggest something funny and light?"

>>Apocalypto?

I recommend The Perfect Storm, especially the scene where John C Reilly's character is about to drown and he cries, "I hope my boys don't suffer."

Makes me bust a gut every time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 13, 2022 06:27 PM (up/3i)

507 Apparently, sitting on your fat ass spewing leftard talking points doesn't burn many calories.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13, 2022 06:27 PM (QSjkU)

508 Tim was a serial killer in an episode of Criminal Minds, a show I watched because married. He was creepy, and yet still did a great job of being a sympathetic character. He is outstanding.

Posted by: Pug Mahon
------------------
You should track down the Psych episode Curry is in. He is hilarious as was the whole episode take on those dreadful TV talent shows.

Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 06:28 PM (CXr4y)

509 Apocalypto is an excellent movie.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13, 2022 06:28 PM (QSjkU)

510 Mollie
@MZHemingway

By introducing the pain-capable abortion act,
@LindseyGrahamSC
is forcing the media and other Democrats to defend their shocking and unpopular abortion extremism -- abortion on demand, for any reason, until the moment of birth, funded by taxpayers

https://tinyurl.com/2p9h5tw6

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2022 06:28 PM (NpAcC)

511 What, no love for Curry in Congo? An awesomely over the top homage to bad accents and acting. Curry was excellent In Home Alone 2 by the way.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 13, 2022 06:29 PM (oWBc3)

512 It is so comforting to know Graham was a practicing military lawyer.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 13, 2022 06:29 PM (b7K/r)

513 You should track down the Psych episode Curry is in. He is hilarious as was the whole episode take on those dreadful TV talent shows.
Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 06:28 PM (CXr4y)

I like Psych, but must have missed that one.

Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 13, 2022 06:30 PM (xPJvm)

514 Before this thread goes away, I want to add further explanation as to why I always bring up Williamson's trouble personal life when he comes into the discussion.

This is because he did the same to Donald Trump.

Not only that, but like everyone else at NR, he implied that anyone who wasn't as repulsed as they were at Trump's *personal life* was their moral inferior.

At that point, *their* personal life is now open to scrutiny. They declared that to be within bounds. I'm only holding them to the standard *they* set forth.

You want to judge The Donald's personal life? Fine. Maybe check on whether your wife is cheating on you, accusing you of being a racist and whether you smack women around at the opera before declaring every accusation against Trump is also presumptively true.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 06:30 PM (llXky)

515 Are we still here?

David French's wife looks dangerous.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 13, 2022 06:30 PM (QAU+L)

516 An excellent kids movie, especially for halloween is The Thing, directed by John Carpenter. A laugh a minute!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13, 2022 06:31 PM (QSjkU)

517 It is so comforting to know Graham was a practicing military lawyer.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 13, 2022 06:29 PM

To be fair, he never actually got it right.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2022 06:31 PM (asZuX)

518 A funny and light movie? Topkapi. A terrific caper film

Or Destry Rides Again if you like westerns.

Or The Hot Rock, another caper film.

Posted by: Gref at September 13, 2022 06:31 PM (AMIL/)

519 I believe Congress has the authority to it, but I think it is a terrible idea. We finally have a chance to end it as a national issue, leave it that way.

Posted by: Tom Servo
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Other than DC or territories, Congress probably does not have the constitutional power to do that as it would have to be tied to the commerce clause. Under Morrison and Lopez, at least some nexus to commerce must exist. What Congress could do though is probably forbid sale of baby parts which is probably enough to cripple Planned Parenthood's profitability. They can obviously end all federal funding of such but it is a closer call constitutionally to actually prevent doctors etc. from performing them for consenting patients.

Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 06:31 PM (CXr4y)

520 How does a federal law regarding abortion stand in the face of the Supreme Court calling it a state issue?
Posted by: Jen the original at September 13, 2022 06:22 PM (b7K/r)

I believe Congress has the authority to it, but I think it is a terrible idea. We finally have a chance to end it as a national issue, leave it that way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 13, 2022 06:27 PM (trdmm)

Big R Republicans don't believe in little r republicanism, and never have. Its all Big Gub'Mint, their way.

Posted by: EL84 at September 13, 2022 06:31 PM (STP+T)

521 Pug Mahon- I chose Galaxy Quest and FenSpouse chose My Blandings builds his dream house which is an older movie with Myrna Loy and Cary Grant.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2022 06:31 PM (bUQO2)

522 Are we still here?

David French's wife looks dangerous.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 13, 2022 06:30 PM (QAU+L)

She's a white-washed tomb filled with other men's bones.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 13, 2022 06:32 PM (T4RS9)

523 Moki, could not be any better and so looking forward to seeing a bunch of the Horde. I'm penciling you in for next year.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2022 06:32 PM (an3PP)

524 I don't know anything about Fuentes, or if the description of him as a white supremacist is truthful, or the usual character assassination that is the coin of the realm in our debased culture..."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2022 05:13 PM (oINRc)

It's all true about Nick Fuentes. His hopes for a career in electoral politics ended when he did this cutesy 'baking cupcakes' analogy to the Holocaust, how there just couldn't be enough ovens for the amount of dough. He thought it was funny. It was obscene.

Fuentes is also into tranny porn & catbois (feminine gay guys who dress up as cats). His relationships with some of his followers (almost entirely young males) is questionable, at best. He has said he admires Hitler but (to be fair) he's also expressed admiration for Stalin, as well. He's surrounded by weird and shady true believers he calls his 'generals'. It goes on.

My personal theory is the reason the feds leave Fuentes and his America First group alone is partly because its existence puts proof to claims about the dreaded Rightwing menace the DoJ warns us about and partly because AF is essentially wacky and harmless.

Posted by: troyriser at September 13, 2022 06:33 PM (ogIek)

525 I cannot be made to care about any one of these flaming douche nozzles.

Ignore them.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 13, 2022 06:33 PM (TU8Tj)

526 This Kevin gal really needs to stay away from Tim Horton's.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 13, 2022 06:33 PM (ufFY8)

527 Meant Mr Blandings....

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2022 06:33 PM (bUQO2)

528 You should track down the Psych episode Curry is in. He is hilarious as was the whole episode take on those dreadful TV talent shows.
Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 06:28 PM (CXr4y)

That is my favorite ep out of that entire series, and I loved that series! That ep is a literal LOL every 5 minutes all the way through.

Also, I think Muppet Treasure Island is the best of the Muppet series, because it's really just the Muppets and Tim Curry having a blast acting like a pirate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 13, 2022 06:34 PM (trdmm)

529 If you want fun and lite, you couldn't do better than entire canon of Hayao Miyazaki.

Porco Rosso or Kiki's Delivery Service are stellar.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 13, 2022 06:34 PM (up/3i)

530 519 I believe Congress has the authority to it, but I think it is a terrible idea. We finally have a chance to end it as a national issue, leave it that way.

Posted by: Tom Servo
-------
Other than DC or territories, Congress probably does not have the constitutional power to do that as it would have to be tied to the commerce clause. Under Morrison and Lopez, at least some nexus to commerce must exist. What Congress could do though is probably forbid sale of baby parts which is probably enough to cripple Planned Parenthood's profitability. They can obviously end all federal funding of such but it is a closer call constitutionally to actually prevent doctors etc. from performing them for consenting patients.
Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 06:31 PM (CXr4y)

It'd be a stretch but if they granted citizenship in advance of birth they'd have a cause. In terms of general law lots of stuff doesn't make Constitutional muster.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 13, 2022 06:34 PM (b2nrj)

531 He grew the beard because people kept calling him Jabba.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13, 2022 06:34 PM (QSjkU)

532 I like Psych, but must have missed that one.

Posted by: Pug Mahon
----------------
American Duos is the episode in 2007 and Curry plays a Simon Cowell impresario character. Funny riff on with characters resembling loosely Paula Abdul and Ricki Martin as co judges.

Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 06:34 PM (CXr4y)

533 She's a white-washed tomb filled with other men's bones.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 13, 2022 06:32 PM (T4RS9)
---
Her husband forbade her from talking to other men alone while he was deployed.

Such Christian trust!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 13, 2022 06:35 PM (llXky)

534
Has anyone heard in the last 5 or so years any criticism of the Democrats from the KuckShed Krew?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2022 06:35 PM (1Nxff)

535 Myrna Loy, she said the magic word. sigh

what a woman

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 13, 2022 06:35 PM (QAU+L)

536 If you want fun and lite

Blues Brothers.

Added bonus, great music.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 13, 2022 06:35 PM (ufFY8)

537 523 Moki, could not be any better and so looking forward to seeing a bunch of the Horde. I'm penciling you in for next year.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2022 06:32 PM (an3PP)

That is a plan! My birthday, Christmas and Anniversary present all in one weekend!! Mr Moki will have it easy next year!

Posted by: Moki at September 13, 2022 06:35 PM (JrN/x)

538 Flags of our Fathers can't be that good, seen it once
Seen Letters from Iwo twice

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2022 06:35 PM (k8B25)

539 Nude Stasi.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 13, 2022 06:35 PM (T4RS9)

540 521 Pug Mahon- I chose Galaxy Quest and FenSpouse chose My Blandings builds his dream house which is an older movie with Myrna Loy and Cary Grant.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2022 06:31 PM (bUQO2)

Mr. Blandings is the 1940's version of Money Pit. pretty funny.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 13, 2022 06:36 PM (trdmm)

541 @LindseyGrahamSC
is forcing the media and other Democrats to defend their shocking and unpopular abortion extremism

How about they just leave it to the states? Aren't there other things Federally they can focus on?

Posted by: Fool Otto at September 13, 2022 06:36 PM (DB16e)

542 Mr. Graham - when is it too early to call infanticide by it's true name? Life or death decided by polls, public opinion? Thumbs down, thumbs up? Very Roman, quite patrician of you. What a fraud.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 13, 2022 06:36 PM (aGGj6)

543
Porco Rosso or Kiki's Delivery Service are stellar.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 13, 2022 06:34 PM (up/3i)

Two more excellent movies! I'm partial to My Neighbor Totoro and Ponyo as well.

Posted by: Moki at September 13, 2022 06:37 PM (JrN/x)

544 NOOD

Eff.Bee.EYE

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 13, 2022 06:37 PM (llON8)

545 Skip, play that Sophia link.

please...

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 13, 2022 06:37 PM (QAU+L)

546 Her husband forbade her from talking to other men alone while he was deployed.

TWO men in the room, however, all bets are off!

Posted by: Minnie Mouse, dripping with excitement at September 13, 2022 06:37 PM (ufFY8)

547 It'd be a stretch but if they granted citizenship in advance of birth they'd have a cause. In terms of general law lots of stuff doesn't make Constitutional muster.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
-----------------------
Realistically, because it is a criminal law, it requires 60 votes which it simply will not get anytime soon. Funding cuts are easier.

I doubt that Congress could grant citizenship that way too. States have a lot more leeway in criminal law because they retained all their police powers while Congress has to make do with the Commerce clause. If the conservative majority holds, I suspect that Raich v. Gonzalez along with Filburn v. Wickard may be other precedents on the scrap heap.

Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 06:38 PM (CXr4y)

548 These kinds of articles make me dizzy. I just can't follow the 11th D chess and he said/he said nuttiness.

Posted by: Pooklord at September 13, 2022 06:38 PM (WYLQs)

549 Ho lee fuk what a f@t@ss.

Posted by: Tom Nichols at September 13, 2022 06:38 PM (HbZs2)

550 How does a federal law regarding abortion stand in the face of the Supreme Court calling it a state issue?
Posted by: Jen the original at September 13, 2022 06:22 PM (b7K/r)

Under the nearly unlimited reach of the Commerce Clause abortion could probably be regulated by the federal government if Congress passed a law restricting it.

The reversal of Roe happened because the original Roe decision was based on a privacy right that was "found" by SCOTUS in the Constitution itself. The logic of Roe was always pure bullshit.

Had Congress passed a law guaranteeing access to abortion on the same terms as Roe, the law would probably have been upheld, but not based on some phantom "right to privacy." If it was going to withstand a challenge to Congress' power, it would have to be based on the Commerce Clause.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2022 06:39 PM (guGkK)

551 Mr. Blandings is the 1940's version of Money Pit. pretty funny.

Posted by: Tom Servo
------------------
Blandings is one of the few Cary Grant movies that I've seen once but don't particularly want to see again. Money Pit, I thought was dreadful.

The Jack Benny take on homes being a money sinkhole was a bit funnier with George Washington Slept Here but you have to like Jack Benny. Grant is always himself in such movies as is Jack but Grant is easier for most people today to watch than Benny.

Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 06:41 PM (CXr4y)

552 Cornyn and McConnell both released statements saying this is a state issue.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 13, 2022 06:41 PM (b7K/r)

553 for heaven's sake, Kevin; have a salad!

Posted by: Pussy Galore at September 13, 2022 06:41 PM (aoFfE)

554 Rumors is real.

Posted by: Lindsey Buckingham at September 13, 2022 06:41 PM (PoAMp)

555 510 Mollie
@MZHemingway

By introducing the pain-capable abortion act,
@LindseyGrahamSC
is forcing the media and other Democrats to defend their shocking and unpopular abortion extremism -- abortion on demand, for any reason, until the moment of birth, funded by taxpayers

https://tinyurl.com/2p9h5tw6
Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2022 06:28 PM (NpAcC)

Love Molly but she's wrong here. If your goal was to force the Democrats to defend their extremism, you'd introduce a bill to ban third-trimester abortions. While polls show a majority support bans above 15 weeks, it's not as clear-cut as banning abortions above, say, 24 weeks, which is nearly universally supported.

When you're trying to demonstrate the other side's extremism, you pick something truly extreme that they support. Banning eighth-month abortions would be even better. Watch Democrats squirm as they defend those.

Posted by: Rusty Trawler at September 13, 2022 06:42 PM (1gif2)

556 I'm thinking that fire drills at the Dispatch could be life threatening.

Maybe they have six foot wide corridors or something.

But those guys all arrive at the revolving door at the same time? The firemen are going to need counseling after.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 13, 2022 06:43 PM (cvtJx)

557 My personal theory is the reason the feds leave Fuentes and his America First group alone is partly because its existence puts proof to claims about the dreaded Rightwing menace the DoJ warns us about and partly because AF is essentially wacky and harmless.

Posted by: troyriser
--------------------
People like Fuentes and Duke are most probably informants for the Feebs and paid to be honey traps. More or less, since forever, the Feebs have applied intel procedures to monitor the populations like the klan, etc. by use of informants and handlers to guide the idiots attracted to the honeypots.

Posted by: whig at September 13, 2022 06:45 PM (CXr4y)

558 Trading Places

Posted by: JT at September 13, 2022 06:45 PM (T4tVD)

559 Kevin looks like he needs to maybe cut back on those deep-fried Twinkies.

Posted by: aelfheld at September 13, 2022 06:47 PM (Zy9Yy)

560 524

Hah! The Spanish Inquisition!

What a bunch of posers.

Posted by: Dreaded Rightwing Menace at September 13, 2022 06:49 PM (aoFfE)

561 Can anyone suggest something funny and light?

The Money Pit; The 'Burbs; MouseHunt; The Gods Must Be Crazy (1st only)

Posted by: Lola at September 13, 2022 06:50 PM (NIYa7)

562 Abortion is wrong, period, but Lindsay is carrying the Dems water on this. Leave it to the states damn it!

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 13, 2022 07:09 PM (oWBc3)

563 "Can anyone suggest something funny and light?"

The Princess Bride

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 13, 2022 07:13 PM (+u4OZ)

564 >>>"Can anyone suggest something funny and light?"

>Event Horizon

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 13, 2022 07:25 PM (w2Z7l)

565 Funny and light? Well, if nobody's recommended it yet,

Tremors.
Also Tremors 2 and 3.

The ones after that aren't nearly as good.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 13, 2022 07:58 PM (a/4+U)

566 I see HTL beat me to it recommending Tremors. And if you want funny and light, you could do a whole lot worse than checking out the rest of HTL's suggestions.

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