Fetterman Is Getting Worse, Not Better

Unfortunately, not everyone recovers from a stroke. Some just malinger, some decline.

Before getting to his declining cognitive and speech capacity: What is this?

Below, Chief Ten Beers offers his Words of Iron about Pat Toomey.

In case you were wondering why John Fetterman’s handlers won’t let him debate… pic.twitter.com/YXTkoweNBz
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) September 12, 2022

If you haven't seen it, this Tucker Carlson exposee about Fetterman is great. Fetterman is not, as he poses, a Blue Collar Workin' Man. In fact, he's a rich trust fund brat who spent his life living off his parents, living as a Perpetual Student.

As Carlson points out, his clothes aren't clothes -- it's a costume. This is what he thinks that Blue Collar Workin' Class men wear. His tattoos are "fraudulent."

Also: he's a mutie.

Posted by: Ace at 04:40 PM

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1 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 12, 2022 04:39 PM (b2nrj)

2 Moley Moley Moley

Posted by: Bruce at September 12, 2022 04:40 PM (vd8XM)

3 Think something about the post blew the margins.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 12, 2022 04:40 PM (b2nrj)

4 He is a weird looking fellow.
-Marty Feldman

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2022 04:40 PM (dNqv+)

5 So, he's a literal ogre.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 04:41 PM (LvTSG)

6 Start the reactor.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at September 12, 2022 04:41 PM (wpJDK)

7 So remember, Joe will sniff your kids...but Fetterman will eat them.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2022 04:41 PM (ESjRY)

8 WaPo Editorial Board said today that he needs to have more than 1 debate.

Posted by: jeannebodine at September 12, 2022 04:41 PM (ddFzi)

9 He will not ride forever, shiny and chrome, I can tell you that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 12, 2022 04:41 PM (xcxpd)

10 6 Start the reactor.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at September 12, 2022 04:41 PM (wpJDK)

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That's not how things work, Kuato. That's not how any of this stuff works.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 04:41 PM (LvTSG)

11 9 He will not ride forever, shiny and chrome, I can tell you that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 12, 2022 04:41 PM (xcxpd)

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MEDIOCRE!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

12 Is "Chief Ten Beers" your own, Ace? I larfed.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 12, 2022 04:42 PM (906pl)

13 How do you have a fraudulent tattoo?. is it like the kind kids wipe off with soap and water?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2022 04:42 PM (wvo9L)

14 How many points will he win by?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2022 04:42 PM (63Dwl)

15 Kuato lives!

Posted by: spindrift at September 12, 2022 04:42 PM (h5TKJ)

16 in babylon 5, the shadow handlers were better at hiding.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 12, 2022 04:42 PM (sGtp+)

17 Ok, ok, hear me out - we can get an actual brain damaged guy elected if we just throw a D next to his name. It will be barely an inconvenience!

Posted by: The Pitch Guy getting the Junta onboard with Fetterman at September 12, 2022 04:42 PM (ESjRY)

18 If this guy wins, it's gonna be a real interesting 6 years.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, knows words and stuff at September 12, 2022 04:42 PM (jTmQV)

19 He seriously looks like he set out to look as deliberately unattractive as possible.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 04:42 PM (DRSnL)

20 Fetterman doesn't need a Senate seat, he needs an appointment with Dr. Pimple Popper to get rid of that growth in his neck.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 12, 2022 04:42 PM (Rl7KJ)

21 Is he growing another head back there?

Posted by: Norman Spiny at September 12, 2022 04:42 PM (IysUk)

22 5 So, he's a literal ogre.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 04:41 PM (LvTSG)

He's a Targaryen.
A cautionary example of the dangers of inbreding.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 12, 2022 04:42 PM (xcxpd)

23 LOL, Ace !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 12, 2022 04:43 PM (8oyo2)

24 What are the rules in PA if Evil Shrek dies in the next few weeks?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2022 04:43 PM (ESjRY)

25 I forget what tat he got covered up on his arm.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2022 04:43 PM (6TxNR)

26 Maybe Shrek Fetterman will croak.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 12, 2022 04:43 PM (Oa1Nr)

27 That things so big, Miley Virus was last seen twerking on it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 04:43 PM (yHsuS)

28 The best Photoshop so far is the one where the tumor has Tater's face.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 12, 2022 04:43 PM (zm+d5)

29

"It's not a TOOMEY!!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2022 04:43 PM (x0n13)

30 cruelty. Its refreshing.

Posted by: Youre soaking in it!!! at September 12, 2022 04:43 PM (nz7h6)

31 16 in babylon 5, the shadow handlers were better at hiding.
Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 12, 2022 04:42 PM (sGtp+)

Morden was less creepy and less overt than Joe Biden.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2022 04:43 PM (dNqv+)

32 24 What are the rules in PA if Evil Shrek dies in the next few weeks?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2022 04:43 PM (ESjRY)

If I am not mistaken, it means Democrats get to cheat at everything.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (6TxNR)

33 And "this" thing has a lead ? How bad is Oz ?... Don't answer I'm already depressed

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (bs+z0)

34 Fetterman is not, as he poses, a Blue Collar Workin' Man. In fact, he's a rich trust fund brat who spent his life living off his parents, living as a Perpetual Student.
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*yawn*

Posted by: Leftwing Ruiners at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (krQz2)

35 Well now we know why he wears a hoodie.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (bVYXr)

36 Luv them 3-D tats!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (hOUT3)

37 Yikes! That's disgusting!

Posted by: Dr. Pimple Popper at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

38 If he's in a room full of people and they had to pick somebody to go in and shut down the reactor before it destroyed the planet. Everyone would look at him with a knowing stare....

Posted by: Fish at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (ADw0E)

39 WaPo Editorial Board said today that he needs to have more than 1 debate.

They're trying to force him to resign from the race, so that Bob Torricelli can run in his place.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (ayzS/)

40 Those photoshops are great lol!

Posted by: Norman Spiny at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (IysUk)

41 30 cruelty. Its refreshing.
Posted by: Youre soaking in it!!! at September 12, 2022 04:43 PM (nz7h6

Victor Davis Hand-Cream?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (x0n13)

42 He's Peter Boyle in "Young Frankenstein" without the capacity for "Putting on the Ritz".

Posted by: spongeworthy at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (vZqvS)

43 Chuy has given us a fun thread, swollen with cruelty.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (xcxpd)

44 The miracle was not very nice to him?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (63Dwl)

45 What the hell's up with his wife too? Pic is from today.
t.ly/xu5a

Posted by: jeannebodine at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (ddFzi)

46 It's Feta cheese. I'm guessing there's also plenty of Fumunda.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (zB9nf)

47 It doesn't matter what the rules are. If the dems want him replaced then the PA SC will permit it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (+dhMe)

48 Goiter? Tumor? Implants? I have no idea, but it looks wrong.

I am thinking back now to the guy who got a tip from someone who saw him on youtube and learned he had throat cancer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (Ivdso)

49 22 5 So, he's a literal ogre.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 04:41 PM (LvTSG)

He's a Targaryen.
A cautionary example of the dangers of inbreding.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 12, 2022 04:42 PM (xcxpd)

=========

I'd rather be ruled by the Hapsburgs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

50 If the thing on his neck is a cyst, his doctors should clean it out for him. It's yuge.

Posted by: huerfano, stochastic commenter at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (dTFZY)

51 It's frightening to think that he could be the next Senator from Pennsylvania.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (NpAcC)

52 The face of the goiter thing looks like a petulant baby Buddha.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM (wvo9L)

53 Heh! Those last two pics!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM (sAmhv)

54

Assless goiter belts. FTW.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM (x0n13)

55 And you know he will only be replaced if this poll numbers go way down. Health be damned.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM (wpJDK)

56 Fetterman doesn't need a Senate seat, he needs an appointment with Dr. Pimple Popper to get rid of that growth in his neck.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 12, 2022 04:42 PM (Rl7KJ)

You'll need a Poulan for that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM (Oa1Nr)

57 31 16 in babylon 5, the shadow handlers were better at hiding.
Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 12, 2022 04:42 PM (sGtp+)

Morden was less creepy and less overt than Joe Biden.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2022 04:43 PM (dNqv+)

More competent too

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM (xcxpd)

58 Effing Pat Toomey that effing guy

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM (G47fP)

59 Fetterman doesn't need a Senate seat, he needs an appointment with Dr. Pimple Popper to get rid of that growth in his neck.

His head?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM (ayzS/)

60 Well now we know why he wears a hoodie.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (bVYXr)

It's not a hoodie. It's a goitie.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM (yHsuS)

61 Can someone splain the Chuy thing to me? Been busy and not on much.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM (zB9nf)

62 Wait. I thought you weren't supposed to openly show Kuato?

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM (krQz2)

63 Below, Chief Ten Beers offers his Words of Iron about Pat Toomey.

I laughed out loud.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM (I76dP)

64 Maybe its Voldemort

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM (Ivdso)

65 Worse can't be. You would have to be better before you could be worse.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM (ytSiK)

66 Just how many incoherent clowns are the left entitled to inflict on the nation?

Posted by: DaveA at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM (FhXTo)

67 He looks like an uglier version of Bull from Night Court.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM (IrNVV)

68 WTF is going on with his neck?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM (G47fP)

69 Can someone splain the Chuy thing to me? Been busy and not on much.
Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM (zB9nf)
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Ace's latinx pseudonombre.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 04:46 PM (krQz2)

70 35 Well now we know why he wears a hoodie.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (bVYXr)

For fuck's sake put it back on!
-Bannacek

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2022 04:46 PM (dNqv+)

71 Remember previous generations where everyone's old man had a jacket and tie for important occasions, even if he was a working class schlub?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 12, 2022 04:46 PM (+dhMe)

72 15 Kuato lives!

Posted by: spindrift at September 12, 2022 04:42 PM (h5TKJ)
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Nah, can't be. I saw him die in the movie.

Posted by: Ciampino - it's in the film man at September 12, 2022 04:46 PM (qfLjt)

73 I have a hunch this Fetterman guy is gonna stick around.

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2022 04:46 PM (BXxcV)

74 45 What the hell's up with his wife too? Pic is from today.
t.ly/xu5a
Posted by: jeannebodine at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (ddFzi)

He looks like a bad version of Morticia Adams

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2022 04:46 PM (bs+z0)

75 Chuy has given us a fun thread, swollen with cruelty.
=
You might even say turgid. Like Fetterman's neck scrotum.

Posted by: VDH at September 12, 2022 04:46 PM (nz7h6)

76 I'd rather be ruled by the Hapsburgs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

You could get good art out of a Hapsburg dynasty at least

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 12, 2022 04:46 PM (xcxpd)

77 He has large rectangular tattoos on his arms to cover up other tattoos. I recently saw an older photo of his arms, before he covered them up.
The left arm had some large numbers, didn't make any sense to me. Maybe his phone number.
The right had some smaller writing, couldn't make it out.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, knows words and stuff at September 12, 2022 04:46 PM (jTmQV)

78 Just how many incoherent clowns are the left entitled to inflict on the nation?
Posted by: DaveA at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM (FhXTo)

All of them, apparently.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 04:46 PM (DRSnL)

79
Morden was less creepy and less overt than Joe Biden.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

He got the point.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2022 04:46 PM (63Dwl)

80 Effing Pat Toomey that effing guy
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM

It's a Tumah!

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 12, 2022 04:46 PM (zB9nf)

81 Copycat

Posted by: Frankenstein at September 12, 2022 04:47 PM (qwO6y)

82 50 If the thing on his neck is a cyst, his doctors should clean it out for him. It's yuge.
Posted by: huerfano, stochastic commenter at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (dTFZY)

yeah I see that on top of his neck, but what about that thing on the back of his neck?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2022 04:47 PM (trdmm)

83 The sad thing is this seems to be about the best our political system can produce.

Brain damaged, maniacs and communists.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 12, 2022 04:47 PM (up/3i)

84 74 45 What the hell's up with his wife too? Pic is from today.
t.ly/xu5a
Posted by: jeannebodine at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (ddFzi)

He looks like a bad version of Morticia Adams
Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2022 04:46 PM (bs+z0)

That should be "She" but, He works too.. You never know with these Libs what they identify as

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2022 04:47 PM (bs+z0)

85 Fuck Pat Toomey.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 12, 2022 04:47 PM (Oa1Nr)

86 All of them, apparently.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 04:46 PM (DRSnL)

Get out of my head

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2022 04:47 PM (BXxcV)

87 80 Effing Pat Toomey that effing guy
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM

It's a Tumah!
Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 12, 2022 04:46 PM (zB9nf)

@ 29.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2022 04:47 PM (x0n13)

88 Let's not all lurch to judgment, here.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 04:47 PM (krQz2)

89 Kuato, is that you?

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 12, 2022 04:47 PM (z0DEK)

90 Fetterman is cratering as we speak - it was always a stretch that they could cheat enough in Philly to cover what might be a 10% spread for OZ in the outer counties...now the WAPO is acting like the Dems might need to replace him...oopsie!

Posted by: Boswell at September 12, 2022 04:47 PM (+Cgut)

91 It doesn't matter what the rules are. If the dems want him replaced then the PA SC will permit it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM

I think I read someplace (maybe here) that the ballots are already contracted out for printing and can't be changed.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 12, 2022 04:48 PM (bVYXr)

92 That is Senator Feterman to you.

Posted by: Philly voters putting him in office at September 12, 2022 04:48 PM (Tlfom)

93 On the next episode of Dr. Pimple Popper.....

Posted by: Bosk at September 12, 2022 04:48 PM (v4L7Y)

94 How bad is Oz ?... Don't answer I'm already depressed

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (bs+z0)

Dave in Fla says in the podcast that Oz is actually doing a lot of things correctly. Retail politicking, meeting the voters, etc.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2022 04:48 PM (XIJ/X)

95 "Fetterman" is his dead-name, and he has announced his new name is "Fetterwoman".

Please correct all propaganda news organs when they use his dead-name.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 12, 2022 04:48 PM (TV4fz)

96 as the Rangers in the desert phase of training would say, "that boy has hotdogs on his neck and head, put his ass at the back of the chow line and give him 45 seconds to eat"

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 12, 2022 04:48 PM (3CCua)

97 Quaaaaid. Open your mind to me.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 04:48 PM (I76dP)

98 Willowed-
Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
The View’s
@Sunny
Hostin: “Until we have accountability” for America’s “400 years” of “white supremacy,” we will never enjoy the “unity” we experienced post-9/11

https://tinyurl.com/39x8zjes

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2022 04:48 PM (NpAcC)

99 Ace's latinx pseudonombre.
Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 04:46 PM

Gracias.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 12, 2022 04:48 PM (zB9nf)

100 Looks like a little bowling pin growing in his neck.
And what's up with that roll of fat hanging above his eyebrows?

Posted by: Dr. Pimple Popper at September 12, 2022 04:48 PM (v0R5T)

101 Morden was less creepy and less overt than Joe Biden.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2022 04:43 PM (dNqv+)

Waves.

Posted by: Vir's pudgy fingers at September 12, 2022 04:48 PM (FhXTo)

102 Weren't the "puppet masters" in Heinlein's book critters that attached to the human spine?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 12, 2022 04:48 PM (llON8)

103 I'm perfectly fine. I was attacked by some pretty big mosquitos the other day. Nothing is going to stop me frum whi#nqg tqfr% llejamin!! Fqtmrnnw@&k!#!&!

Posted by: John Fetterman at September 12, 2022 04:48 PM (0t3vP)

104 The right had some smaller writing, couldn't make it out.

It said "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine".

Posted by: Archimedes at September 12, 2022 04:48 PM (ayzS/)

105 What the hell's up with his wife too?

She looks like average gold diggin' ho

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2022 04:48 PM (Ivdso)

106 Fetterman looks like Uncle Fester without the gentle good humor

Posted by: Kindltot at September 12, 2022 04:48 PM (xhaym)

107 I've got my work cut out for me.

Posted by: Dr. Pimple Popper at September 12, 2022 04:48 PM (v0R5T)

108 What hump?

Posted by: Eye-gor at September 12, 2022 04:48 PM (IysUk)

109 It's really hard to say this, but he is even less intelligible than pervy Uncle Joe.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 12, 2022 04:49 PM (ftFVW)

110 The tattoo on his arm was the zip code for his town, IIrC.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 12, 2022 04:49 PM (+dhMe)

111 Forget it, man, his fortune-telling days are over.

Posted by: Benny at September 12, 2022 04:49 PM (wpJDK)

112 90 Fetterman is cratering as we speak - it was always a stretch that they could cheat enough in Philly to cover what might be a 10% spread for OZ in the outer counties...now the WAPO is acting like the Dems might need to replace him...oopsie!
Posted by: Boswell at September 12, 2022 04:47 PM (+Cgut)

Listen to Dave In FL on Episode 2 of Season 2 of the podcast and essentially, Philadelphia and Pittsburgh dumped tens of thousands of ballots for the steal in 2020.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2022 04:49 PM (x0n13)

113 Yet another pig-stupid tool being groomed by democracy-lovers to do their evil bidding. Outstanding.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 12, 2022 04:49 PM (z0DEK)

114 >>>12 Is "Chief Ten Beers" your own, Ace? I larfed.

yes.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2022 04:49 PM (B3oWe)

115 94 Dave in Fla says in the podcast that Oz is actually doing a lot of things correctly. Retail politicking, meeting the voters, etc.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2022 04:48 PM (XIJ/X)

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Let us not forget that polling of PA is notoriously bad.

They had Hillary winning by high single digits through election day in 2016. She lost by 1.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 04:49 PM (LvTSG)

116 He looks like the kind of guy who sells you weed and Adderall, and whom you never leave alone with your kid sister.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 12, 2022 04:49 PM (+dhMe)

117 109 It's really hard to say this, but he is even less intelligible than pervy Uncle Joe.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 12, 2022 04:49 PM (ftFVW)

Can you imagine the two of them on the same stage...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2022 04:49 PM (bs+z0)

118 Fetterman is cratering as we speak - it was always a stretch that they could cheat enough in Philly to cover what might be a 10% spread for OZ in the outer counties...now the WAPO is acting like the Dems might need to replace him...oopsie!

Posted by: Boswell at September 12, 2022 04:47 PM (+Cgut)
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Philly will get a 200% turnout.

And then where will you be?

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 04:50 PM (krQz2)

119 112 Listen to Dave In FL on Episode 2 of Season 2 of the podcast and essentially, Philadelphia and Pittsburgh dumped tens of thousands of ballots for the steal in 2020.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2022 04:49 PM (x0n13)

============

"Everyone gets sent a ballot" opened up the door for A LOT of fraud.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

120 This state's politics are a fucking joke.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 12, 2022 04:50 PM (Oa1Nr)

121 Hostin: “Until we have accountability” for America’s “400 years” of “white supremacy,” we will never enjoy the “unity” we experienced post-9/11

https://tinyurl.com/39x8zjes
Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2022 04:48 PM (NpAcC)

Shorter Hostin - "Kill or enslave whitey or I will be shrill and up in your face until you actually fire me...and then I will just be shrill and in your face on social media..."

Posted by: Boswell at September 12, 2022 04:50 PM (+Cgut)

122 Hopefully, the Dems can end this Clownshow with

Biden/Fetterman 2024!

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 04:50 PM (krQz2)

123 ACE, YOU'RE SO CRUEL! :-)

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 12, 2022 04:51 PM (wtvvX)

124 Mediogre

Posted by: SFGoth at September 12, 2022 04:51 PM (KAi1n)

125 John Fetterman and Joe Biden walk into a bar.

Unfortunately, that's the end of it. They got lost on the way to the actual bar.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 12, 2022 04:51 PM (ayzS/)

126
Biden/Fetterman 2024!
Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 04:50 PM (krQz2)

In a Fox hole

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2022 04:51 PM (bs+z0)

127 Just for the record, I linked that picture of Fetterman here about a week ago. I also linked it on Twitter but since I have like -2 followers, it went nowhere.

https://twitter.com/IrishEi/status/
1567329718059368451

Posted by: IrishEi at September 12, 2022 04:51 PM (3ImbR)

128 I think I read someplace (maybe here) that the ballots are already contracted out for printing and can't be changed.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 12, 2022 04:48 PM (bVYXr)

We will just rule a vote for Fetterman is a vote for the other guy. Or maybe two votes. We just make it up as we go along anyway.
- PA supremes

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 12, 2022 04:51 PM (IrNVV)

129 Is everyone still required to have a friend in Pennsylvania? I don't really want one. Can I exchange my Pennsylvania friend for a Wyoming friend?

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 12, 2022 04:51 PM (RG7Wy)

130 124 Mediogre
Posted by: SFGoth at September 12, 2022 04:51 PM (KAi1n)

I like that... Good one

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2022 04:52 PM (bs+z0)

131 This state's politics are a fucking joke.
==
Which state's politics aren't?

Posted by: its gonna be a long long time at September 12, 2022 04:52 PM (nz7h6)

132 "Everyone gets sent a ballot" opened up the door for A LOT of fraud.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 04:50 PM (LvTSG)
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TREASON!!!

Posted by: Democrat Journalists at September 12, 2022 04:52 PM (krQz2)

133 A few weeks ago I caught some bit of news or some show like the view with the hosts talking about how awful Dr Oz was for pointing out Fettermans's condition in ads or something. Cuz its mean to point out that someone sounds retarded if they've had a stroke or some such BS. All I could think was "you all used to manage to be more subtle in propagandizing for the commiecrats"

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 12, 2022 04:52 PM (3cGpq)

134 He looks like an uglier version of Bull from Night Court.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM (IrNVV)

that's just mean. Bull was a nice guy AND funny. he doesn't deserve comparison to this cock gobbler.

Posted by: SturmToddler (KdUK5) at September 12, 2022 04:52 PM (KdUK5)

135 This state's politics are a fucking joke.
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Which state's politics aren't?
Posted by: its gonna be a long long time at September 12, 2022 04:52 PM (nz7h6)
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We elected the White Queen, so Michigan's out of that running.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 04:52 PM (krQz2)

136 132 "Everyone gets sent a ballot" opened up the door for A LOT of fraud.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 04:50 PM (LvTSG)
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TREASON!!!
Posted by: Democrat Journalists at September 12, 2022 04:52 PM (krQz2)

=========

But every single one returned was valid. Especially the ones above registration numbers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG)

137 Kuato being the best character in Total Recall.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 12, 2022 04:53 PM (XuiFR)

138 What the hell's up with his wife too? Pic is from today.
t.ly/xu5a
Posted by: jeannebodine at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (ddFzi)
........

she looks human.
But look at his CHICKENLEGS! OMG

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2022 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

139
Fetterman may lost the rest of the state, but we'll fix it. I mean fortify it. Why the hell should 99.99 percent of the land area of Pennsylvania decide the election?

Posted by: Tne Philly DNC at September 12, 2022 04:53 PM (y3pKJ)

140 It's not a Tumor ... (says Kindergarten Cop)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 12, 2022 04:53 PM (Cus5s)

141 I like that... Good one
Posted by: It's me donna

Thank you

Posted by: SFGoth at September 12, 2022 04:53 PM (KAi1n)

142 that weird chin beard makes him look like a penis with a tiny hairy chin scrotum.

Posted by: well, its like an art appreciation thread now isn't it? at September 12, 2022 04:54 PM (IUPPO)

143 I think he's lined up for a spot on "Dr. Pimple Popper."

Posted by: FriscoYoda at September 12, 2022 04:54 PM (S7une)

144 138 What the hell's up with his wife too? Pic is from today.
t.ly/xu5a
Posted by: jeannebodine at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (ddFzi)
........
she looks human.
But look at his CHICKENLEGS! OMG
Posted by: wth at September 12, 2022 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

"I know, right?!"

- - Sy Snootles

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2022 04:54 PM (x0n13)

145 The left arm had some large numbers, didn't make any sense to me. Maybe his phone number.

did it have 88 in it?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 12, 2022 04:54 PM (xhaym)

146 Can we get Rosie Grier's head Photoshopped on there?

Posted by: fd at September 12, 2022 04:54 PM (sn5EN)

147 142 that weird chin beard makes him look like a penis with a tiny hairy chin scrotum.
Posted by: well, its like an art appreciation thread now isn't it? at September 12, 2022 04:54 PM (IUPPO)

Damn... You're right

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2022 04:54 PM (bs+z0)

148 His speech sounds better in its original Neanderthal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 12, 2022 04:54 PM (guGkK)

149 Fetterman really looks like he should be herding people onto his flying saucer for ... err .. lunch.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 04:54 PM (I76dP)

150 51 It's frightening to think that he could be the next Senator from Pennsylvania.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (NpAcC)
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You mean the lump in his neck?

Posted by: Ciampino - does it speak? at September 12, 2022 04:55 PM (qfLjt)

151 Fetterman loses, it's just a hunch. Also his name rings a bell.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 12, 2022 04:55 PM (OgrpQ)

152 All I could think was "you all used to manage to be more subtle in propagandizing for the commiecrats"

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 12, 2022 04:52 PM (3cGpq)

F 'em. It is absolutely fair game to point out how some wannabe Senator may not be able to do the job, no matter how tragic the story might be. The seat belongs to the people, not any person or party. At least so long as we are keeping up this facade of representative government.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 04:55 PM (yHsuS)

153 This guy is a bridge troll.
Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2022 04:55 PM (I/doM)

154 I just have to ask: How bad was it BEFORE, when they forced him to keep his hood up?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 12, 2022 04:55 PM (N1tpc)

155 Fetterman's name should be Ne.......al, short for Neanderthal.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 12, 2022 04:55 PM (cfPnN)

156 "But every single one returned was valid. Especially the ones above registration numbers."

and all the ones that were not folded.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 12, 2022 04:55 PM (Cus5s)

157 Kamala, Joe and Fetterman - three people who could have a four-hour conversation and not combine to make one intelligible sentence.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2022 04:55 PM (KbCG3)

158 143 I think he's lined up for a spot on "Dr. Pimple Popper."
Posted by: FriscoYoda at September 12, 2022 04:54 PM (S7une)

Dr. Zizmor, the dermatologist whose idiotic adverts were plastered all over the NYC subway. Kind of a bad name for a dermo. Should've changed it to Ziz-less.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2022 04:55 PM (x0n13)

159 What the hell's up with his wife too? Pic is from today.
t.ly/xu5a
Posted by: jeannebodine at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (ddFzi)
........

she looks human.
But look at his CHICKENLEGS! OMG
==
Wow. Carnies. Smell like cabbage no doubt.

Posted by: well, its like an art appreciation thread now isn't it? at September 12, 2022 04:55 PM (T9Bgc)

160 Never hear much fuckery from states like Wyoming, Idaho, Montana, Both Dakotas, Vermont.

It’s always the heavily populated states that have cheating and braid dead candidates. Even if they lean heavy left like VT, rural states have their shit together with elections.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 12, 2022 04:56 PM (IrNVV)

161 I just have to ask: How bad was it BEFORE, when they forced him to keep his hood up?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 12, 2022 04:55 PM (N1tpc)

Hood? That's a foreskin.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 12, 2022 04:56 PM (guGkK)

162 Wife-mail order bride?

Posted by: sidney at September 12, 2022 04:56 PM (Uy/WF)

163 146 Can we get Rosie Grier's head Photoshopped on there?
Posted by: fd at September 12, 2022 04:54 PM (sn5EN)

Crocheting a giant goiter scarf.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2022 04:56 PM (x0n13)

164 The View’s @Sunny
Hostin: “Until we have accountability” for America’s “400 years” of “white supremacy,” we will never enjoy the “unity” we experienced post-9/11

https://tinyurl.com/39x8zjes
Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2022 04:48 PM (NpAcC)

Accountability. Like what, for instance?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 04:57 PM (DRSnL)

165 If he get the seat he won't last.. Does the Gov. fill the seat or is there an election ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2022 04:57 PM (bs+z0)

166 His speech sounds better in its original Neanderthal.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 12, 2022 04:54 PM (guGkK)
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Now we know what a shaved wookie looks like.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 04:57 PM (krQz2)

167 The internet says that Fetterman's inked over tattoo used to say "I WILL MAKE YOU HURT"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2022 04:57 PM (ESjRY)

168 Kamala, Joe and Fetterman - three people who could have a four-hour conversation and not combine to make one intelligible sentence.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2022 04:55 PM (KbCG3)

https://ytube.io/3W23

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 04:57 PM (I76dP)

169 It's just too bad Dr Oz is who he is running against. The other 2 choices and this probably would have been a lay up.

People will vote for someone that's mentally incompetent, ask Joe Biden.

Posted by: Blago at September 12, 2022 04:57 PM (PwNLq)

170 My implements are sharp and I'm ready to go!

Posted by: Lance Boyle at September 12, 2022 04:57 PM (PIlQh)

171 >> Never hear much fuckery from states like Wyoming, Idaho, Montana

ALL Politicians are Scum of the Earth.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 04:57 PM (L14qM)

172 That thing on his neck looks like a ruptured muscle. Or one of the biggest cysts in medical history. There is a lot of controversy over his heart condition also He has a defibrillator implanted according to his campaign but MDs say that’ they are not used for AFib.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 12, 2022 04:57 PM (rilUB)

173 161
Hood? That's a foreskin.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 12, 2022 04:56 PM (guGkK)

Get Bro-Fo's joy-buzzer clipper.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2022 04:58 PM (x0n13)

174 Well, Dr Oz sounded good when he spoke at Trump's PA rally and the people there seemed to appreciate him. Heck, a guy from NJ who lives near me and went to that rally now has an Oz sign in his yard.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2022 04:58 PM (wvo9L)

175 Get out of my head
Posted by: ... at September 12, 2022 04:47 PM (BXxcV)

Nope. I am ALL UP in there.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 04:58 PM (DRSnL)

176 *LauraW pulls off the Fetterman mask, and the lump shifts down to her back*

To ace: You found me beautiful once.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2022 04:58 PM (dNqv+)

177 Who is she going to hold accountable? Dead people? I didn't have anything to do with it. F dat b.

Posted by: fd at September 12, 2022 04:58 PM (sn5EN)

178 Still.

I would LOVE to watch this guy fuck my wife.

Posted by: David French at September 12, 2022 04:59 PM (L14qM)

179 The top pic reminds me of the Star Trek episode where a creature attaches themselves to the back of the away team and then is able to control the humans.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 12, 2022 04:59 PM (3p4cr)

180 I haven't lost all of my humanity just yet even though the libs have been ripping it from me for years so I'll just say this about that:

I'll pray for this man's health to rebound so he can be verbally destroyed in a debate. As it is, a turnip would KO him.

From the corner: "STAY DOWN! STAY DOWN!"

*towel get's thrown into the ring*

Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2022 04:59 PM (LsEU/)

181 Breaking statement from PA Lt. Governor John Fetterman:

"Fire. bad".

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 04:59 PM (krQz2)

182 Well, Dr Oz sounded good when he spoke at Trump's PA rally and the people there seemed to appreciate him. Heck, a guy from NJ who lives near me and went to that rally now has an Oz sign in his yard.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Lets hope so.

How much is he dumping in of his own money?
the guy is loaded.

Posted by: Blago at September 12, 2022 04:59 PM (PwNLq)

183 Ana Navarro had lost one of her chins. Thanks to Fetterman for finding it.

Posted by: Roy at September 12, 2022 04:59 PM (Ti+Tv)

184 It’s always the heavily populated states that have cheating and braid dead candidates. Even if they lean heavy left like VT, rural states have their shit together with elections.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 12, 2022 04:56 PM (IrNVV)

PA has a large rural population, but also the 5th biggest city in the US. That is corrupt as fuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 12, 2022 04:59 PM (Oa1Nr)

185
"Mongo like iodine!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2022 04:59 PM (x0n13)

186 Guy's an alien.

Posted by: Javems at September 12, 2022 05:00 PM (AmoqO)

187 Goldman Sachs is readying for layoffs as the rising cost of money slows deal-making, according to anonymously based reports. Recent moves by the Federal Reserve to rein in inflation by lifting borrowing costs has put the brakes on mergers and acquisitions, leading the storied investment bank to resume the annual employee review that it suspended amid the pandemic and a flurry of deal-making. This round of layoffs — likely to be at the lower end of a 1% to 5% range — comes after the bank reported an almost 50% drop in second-quarter profit.

Posted by: SMOD at September 12, 2022 05:00 PM (OitHo)

188
People will vote for someone that's mentally incompetent, ask Joe Biden.

Posted by: Blago at September 12, 2022 04:57 PM

Not really. We have to fortify the results to express the interests of ourselves.

Posted by: Tne Philly DNC at September 12, 2022 05:00 PM (y3pKJ)

189 177 Who is she going to hold accountable? Dead people? I didn't have anything to do with it. F dat b.
Posted by: fd at September 12, 2022 04:58 PM (sn5EN)

My Family came over from Sweden in the early 1900's...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2022 05:00 PM (bs+z0)

190 Fetterman, Biden, JFK, FDR, Wilson.

Democrats have a habit of covering up for their candidates, no matter how profoundly they are ailing.

Posted by: rd at September 12, 2022 05:00 PM (Z32m1)

191 Jesus Christ on an f'in pogo stick.

Fetterman is a poser and he's what the D's have invested in as their best hope, it speaks volumes to their motives.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 12, 2022 05:00 PM (qZdIZ)

192 181 Breaking statement from PA Lt. Governor John Fetterman:

"Fire. bad".
Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 04:59 PM (krQz2)

==========

This is an insult to the Monster who was a thoughtful, lost creation abandoned by his father in a world he did not understand.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 05:00 PM (LvTSG)

193 A debate would end ten minutes in with Fetterman collapsing and Dr Oz rushing over to save his life.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 12, 2022 05:01 PM (xPl2J)

194 >From the corner: "STAY DOWN! STAY DOWN!"

That's a mean thing for a coroner to say.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 12, 2022 05:01 PM (44ww/)

195 Breaking statement from PA Lt. Governor John Fetterman:

"Fire. bad".

I say, old chap, are you in need of assistance?

Posted by: The Incredible Hulk at September 12, 2022 05:01 PM (ayzS/)

196 181 Breaking statement from PA Lt. Governor John Fetterman:

"Fire. bad".
Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 04:59 PM (krQz2)

To me it sounded like "Sanctuary!!"

Posted by: Roy at September 12, 2022 05:01 PM (Ti+Tv)

197 This is an insult to the Monster who was a thoughtful, lost creation abandoned by his father in a world he did not understand.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 05:00 PM (LvTSG)

To say nothing of the pain and stigma of having an enormous schwanstucker.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 12, 2022 05:01 PM (guGkK)

198 Maybe he named his neck lump Pat and he's talking about Pat Toomah.

Posted by: Emmie at September 12, 2022 05:01 PM (6RgRK)

199 This is just beyond pathetic. He has no business running for anything expect maybe the nearest health facility.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 12, 2022 05:01 PM (nxdel)

200 This guy is a fucking freak. Must be from Philly.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 05:02 PM (tiR3O)

201 He has a defibrillator implanted according to his campaign but MDs say that’ they are not used for AFib.
==
well he might have a pace maker not a defibrillator, or he might have something other than a fib, like ventricular fibrillation and so then he has a defibrillator.

Posted by: does he have a fib? or something else at September 12, 2022 05:02 PM (LV3xn)

202 Someone please stick a pin in that puss sack.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 12, 2022 05:02 PM (A7urr)

203 He has no business running for anything expect maybe the nearest health facility.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 12, 2022 05:01 PM (nxdel)

Doesn't look like he is doing much running

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2022 05:02 PM (bs+z0)

204 He should get together with Kelly "Did you Know I'm and Astronaut and My Wife Got Shot" Kelly.

Who votes with Biden and Democrats 100%.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 12, 2022 05:02 PM (VpIIl)

205 ""Mongo like iodine!""

I LOL'd.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at September 12, 2022 05:02 PM (oedLL)

206 How the hell did that walking grotesquerie of ogre-hood ever get elected to anything? Even before his stroke the guy was a caricature of a mafioso hoodlum, but with less manners and decorum.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at September 12, 2022 05:02 PM (S7une)

207 Man, that picture of Fetterman....sheez, he looks like a freak.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 12, 2022 05:02 PM (xI+ZG)

208 83 The sad thing is this seems to be about the best our political system can produce.

Brain damaged, maniacs and communists.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 12, 2022 04:47 PM (up/3i)
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OK, OK, we heard you first time. You don't have to repeat yourself three times.

Posted by: Ciampino -- does it speak? at September 12, 2022 05:02 PM (qfLjt)

209 People will vote for someone that's mentally incompetent, ask Joe Biden.

Posted by: Blago at September 12, 2022 04:57 PM

Not really. We have to fortify the results to express the interests of ourselves.
Posted by: Tne Philly DNC
___

My take is Trump probably did legit win PA in 2020.

That being said, what did Biden honestly get? Maybe 48% of the vote in the state?

People knew he belonged in a nursing home, they just hated Trump more and that was their priority.

Posted by: Blago at September 12, 2022 05:02 PM (PwNLq)

210 'Mpnuttin on da Witz!'

Posted by: John Fettermen at September 12, 2022 05:03 PM (L14qM)

211 @187

>>Goldman Sachs is readying for layoffs as the rising cost of money slows deal-making, according to anonymously based reports.

Tell me about it, my company just announced the closing of 15 locations the consolidation of our verticals and will no longer take on any low margin projects.

In essence, shit's about to get real.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 12, 2022 05:03 PM (up/3i)

212 Pennsylvanians voted for this guy to be Lt Governor. That was before his stroke.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2022 05:03 PM (6TxNR)

213 Mongo wants to release 1/3 of prisoners:

https://tinyurl.com/4uwp296v

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2022 05:03 PM (I/doM)

214 To me it sounded like "Sanctuary!!"

Posted by: Roy at September 12, 2022 05:01 PM (Ti+Tv)
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It's the Wookie accent.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 05:03 PM (krQz2)

215 A debate would end ten minutes in with Fetterman collapsing and Dr Oz rushing over to save his life.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 12, 2022 05:01 PM (xPl2J)
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I've been saying the same thing. The last shot before the camera cut off would be Oz desperately trying to keep fetterman alive as the emts rush onstage.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 12, 2022 05:03 PM (+dhMe)

216 This is just beyond pathetic. He has no business running for anything expect maybe the nearest health facility.

Once you remember that this is the same party that thought Joe Biden was qualified for the presidency, it all becomes easier to understand.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 12, 2022 05:03 PM (ayzS/)

217 Mongo wants to release 1/3 of prisoners:

https://tinyurl.com/4uwp296v
Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2022 05:03 PM (I/doM)
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Mongo is pawn in game of life.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 05:03 PM (krQz2)

218 Goiters are on the front, right?

It kind of reminds me of... what do they call them (on dogs) lumps of soft fatty tissue brought about by sedentary lack of activity. Lipid- something or other.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2022 05:03 PM (dNqv+)

219 Fetterman only shaved his head to avoid that trust fund kid comb-over.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 12, 2022 05:03 PM (VpIIl)

220 My Family came over from Sweden in the early 1900's...
Posted by: It's me donna

piker. the crime rate in scottland went down when mine were hauled over here in the 1700s in chains.

Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 12, 2022 05:03 PM (3CCua)

221 211 >>Goldman Sachs is readying for layoffs as the rising cost of money slows deal-making, according to anonymously based reports.

Tell me about it, my company just announced the closing of 15 locations the consolidation of our verticals and will no longer take on any low margin projects.

In essence, shit's about to get real.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 12, 2022 05:03 PM (up/3i)

=========

Raising interest rates is going to do more to combat corporate wokeism than any cultural, social, or political solution.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 05:04 PM (LvTSG)

222 Democrats have a habit of covering up for their candidates, no matter how profoundly they are ailing.
=\
FCUK YOU!!! I know you are talking about me!!!

Posted by: Di Fi at September 12, 2022 05:04 PM (4bJGc)

223 Yeah. It's gross but isn't that neck growth a sign of a medical condition?
Like a goiter? Doesn't that imply a thyroid problem?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 12, 2022 05:04 PM (roH4R)

224 Just got blood work done. Mask theater still in full effect. Never going away is it?

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 12, 2022 05:04 PM (/6GbT)

225 Accountability. Like what, for instance?
Posted by: Jordan61

She means "lots of reparations cash".

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 12, 2022 05:04 PM (M9XmQ)

226 If there were any justice in the world, as well as historical allegory, the upcoming election in PA would be labeled "The Fetterman Massacre"

I can have my fantasies.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 12, 2022 05:04 PM (xI+ZG)

227 I've heard of guys having tits on their back, but this dude has one on his neck.

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2022 05:04 PM (v0R5T)

228 I'm not saying he's ugly but, the Michael Jackson Foundation just put in a big bid for his remains.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 12, 2022 05:04 PM (guGkK)

229 Mongo wants to release 1/3 of prisoners:

https://tinyurl.com/4uwp296v
Posted by: Lizzy

I would support it if I could select which third of each of the prisoners.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2022 05:04 PM (LsEU/)

230 "She gave me water."

Posted by: Fool Otto at September 12, 2022 05:05 PM (DB16e)

231 To say nothing of the pain and stigma of having an enormous schwanstucker.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 12, 2022 05:01 PM

When you have, how you say, lemons, make lemonade.

Posted by: Paolo at September 12, 2022 05:05 PM (a3Q+t)

232 178 Still.

I would LOVE to watch this guy fuck my wife.
Posted by: David French

She could grab that love nodule and squeeze it for extra pleasure!

Posted by: Fish at September 12, 2022 05:05 PM (ADw0E)

233 Anything to get Uncle Fester out of the race is a good thing

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 12, 2022 05:05 PM (k8B25)

234 127 Just for the record, I linked that picture of Fetterman here about a week ago. I also linked it on Twitter but since I have like -2 followers, it went nowhere.

https://twitter.com/IrishEi/status/
1567329718059368451

Posted by: IrishEi
------------------------------
Can't even attract bots? Dude....

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 12, 2022 05:05 PM (sAmhv)

235 He ah he ah he zook zook zooks dreamy.

Posted by: Gabbie Kelly at September 12, 2022 05:05 PM (A7urr)

236 On his neck is his evil devil

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 12, 2022 05:06 PM (k8B25)

237 Oooh him card read good

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at September 12, 2022 05:06 PM (TI8kz)

238 In essence, shit's about to get real.
==
The blog needs to have that gif on deck.

What movie was that from, a cop buddy movie I think.

Posted by: Sensing a disturbance in the force now at September 12, 2022 05:06 PM (6h8UL)

239 Fierce look on his face. Once had a boss with a similar browline / browridge scrunched into the top of the nose bridge. Was very hard not to stare at it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 12, 2022 05:06 PM (4I/2K)

240 233 Anything to get Uncle Fester out of the race is a good thing
----------------
Has anyone tried putting a light bulb in Fetterman's mouth to see what will happen?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 05:06 PM (tiR3O)

241 Democrats have a habit of covering up for their candidates, no matter how profoundly they are ailing.
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I know. They let RBG's corpse hold her seat for almost a year.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 05:06 PM (krQz2)

242
My prediction is that Fetterman will never debate Oz. It will keep getting delayed, because 'honest guys there are so many details to work out and the Oz side isn't going along'.

The LIV's will buy it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 12, 2022 05:06 PM (y3pKJ)

243 Maybe he should stop trying to speak and just put a lightbulb in his mouth at his appearances.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 12, 2022 05:06 PM (guGkK)

244 Fetterman in the Senate will be in the Pike chair. It will roll up and he'll have the 2 lights, one to show he is voting for the leftist option and the other to show he is voting for the far leftist version.

Posted by: Bete at September 12, 2022 05:06 PM (Tlfom)

245 WaPo Editorial Board said today that he needs to have more than 1 debate.

They're trying to force him to resign from the race, so that Bob Torricelli can run in his place.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 12, 2022 04:44 PM (ayzS/)

Last chance deadline according to plain letter PA State Election Law was a few weeks ago. They will need the Hawaiian Judge to fix this. You know the Democrat PA AG will throw any appeal.

Posted by: rd at September 12, 2022 05:06 PM (Z32m1)

246 >>The blog needs to have that gif on deck.

>What movie was that from, a cop buddy movie I think.

Turner and Hootch

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 05:07 PM (L14qM)

247 Remember, don't say anything about the neck tumor.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 05:07 PM (tiR3O)

248 There seems to be some weird fetish with the left and severely damaged people.

It's like they identify with them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 12, 2022 05:07 PM (BFigT)

249 Fetterman's forehead looks like there's a pack of franks under a skin flap.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 12, 2022 05:07 PM (OTvdu)

250 What movie was that from, a cop buddy movie I think.
Posted by: Sensing a disturbance in the force now at September 12, 2022 05:06 PM (6h8UL)

Bad Boys.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 05:07 PM (DRSnL)

251 If I had Twitter Puddleglum I would be a follower

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 12, 2022 05:07 PM (k8B25)

252 The blog needs to have that gif on deck.

What movie was that from, a cop buddy movie I think.
Posted by: Sensing a disturbance in the force now at September 12, 2022 05:06 PM (6h8UL)

Bad Boys.

Will Smith and Martin Lawrence.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2022 05:07 PM (dNqv+)

253 Just got blood work done. Mask theater still in full effect. Never going away is it?
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 12, 2022 05:04 PM (/6GbT)

Driven by FedGov rules due to federal funding I believe

Posted by: Kindltot at September 12, 2022 05:07 PM (xhaym)

254 More good news from our friends at GOP.

400-Plus Republican Officials Sign Letter Backing Gay Marriage

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 12, 2022 05:07 PM (A7urr)

255 It's an alien wearing a poor fitting Fetterman suit.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2022 05:07 PM (ZLI7S)

256 On his neck is his evil devil
Posted by: Skip's phone
___

The Manitou

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksfj2CrpmjE

Posted by: SMH at September 12, 2022 05:07 PM (vvr3v)

257 The memes on this picture crack me up.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, knows words and stuff at September 12, 2022 05:07 PM (jTmQV)

258 242
My prediction is that Fetterman will never debate Oz. It will keep getting delayed, because 'honest guys there are so many details to work out and the Oz side isn't going along'.

The LIV's will buy it.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 12, 2022 05:06 PM (y3pKJ)

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At this point, if I were Oz, I'd put out a statement that said, "I'll accept any debate conditions the Fetterman camp wishes to put forward. He can just name the time and place, and I will be there."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

259 Yeah. It's gross but isn't that neck growth a sign of a medical condition?
Like a goiter? Doesn't that imply a thyroid problem?
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Not on the back of your neck. That implies you are an alien. A space alien.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at September 12, 2022 05:08 PM (T9Bgc)

260 Shrek Schumer.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 12, 2022 05:08 PM (2eURh)

261 Last chance deadline according to plain letter PA State Election Law was a few weeks ago. They will need the Hawaiian Judge to fix this. You know the Democrat PA AG will throw any appeal.
Posted by: rd at September 12, 2022 05:06 PM (Z32m1)
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Dems have done this before. Just "swapped" one candidate for another well past the registration deadline.

No rules, just Reich.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 05:08 PM (krQz2)

262 Help! I have a fetterman growing!

Posted by: The goiter at September 12, 2022 05:08 PM (/6GbT)

263 Does this mongoloid make my ass look big?

Posted by: Neck Tumor at September 12, 2022 05:08 PM (yHsuS)

264 Turner and Hootch
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 05:07 PM (L14qM)

That doesn't seem right.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2022 05:08 PM (6TxNR)

265 There aren't enough fraudulent votes in Phili to save this buffoon.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 12, 2022 05:08 PM (OTvdu)

266 Jordan wins the race. garret wins the shitpost race.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2022 05:08 PM (dNqv+)

267 DOCTOR Oz won't give me reasonable basic accommodations for my temporary disability.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 12, 2022 05:08 PM (t3/qz)

268 He looks like a modern art masterpiece.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 12, 2022 05:08 PM (Y5qcH)

269 ~~Edgar~~ Fetterman suit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 12, 2022 05:08 PM (4I/2K)

270 Posted by: The goiter at September 12, 2022 05:08 PM (/6GbT)

Horde mind.

Posted by: Neck Tumor at September 12, 2022 05:09 PM (yHsuS)

271 Too bad Biden already cornered the market of "it's a stutter!" or he could go with that lie

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 12, 2022 05:09 PM (Zf0+a)

272 81 million votes!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 12, 2022 05:09 PM (t3/qz)

273 265 There aren't enough fraudulent votes in Phili to save this buffoon.
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Let's not get cocky. Philly sucks in so many ways.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 05:09 PM (tiR3O)

274 If there were any justice in the world, as well as historical allegory, the upcoming election in PA would be labeled "The Fetterman Massacre"

I can have my fantasies.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 12, 2022 05:04 PM (xI+ZG)

Fetterman 58% Dr. Oz. 39% That's my nightmare.

Posted by: rd at September 12, 2022 05:09 PM (Z32m1)

275 You could hand your coat on that thing.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 12, 2022 05:09 PM (OTvdu)

276 Don't forget- this is our Lt Gov.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 12, 2022 05:09 PM (t3/qz)

277 244 Fetterman in the Senate will be in the Pike chair. It will roll up and he'll have the 2 lights, one to show he is voting for the leftist option and the other to show he is voting for the far leftist version.
Posted by: Bete at September 12, 2022 05:06 PM (Tlfom)

He can use Byrd's drool cup.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 12, 2022 05:09 PM (Oa1Nr)

278 Remember, don't say anything about the neck tumor.
Posted by: Puddinhead

"Don't mention the birthmark on his neck. And don't look at it, either." -- Cheech

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 12, 2022 05:10 PM (M9XmQ)

279 Turner and Hootch
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 05:07 PM (L14qM)

That doesn't seem right.
Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2022 05:08 PM (6TxNR)
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I didn't like it either.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 05:10 PM (krQz2)

280 At this point, if I were Oz, I'd put out a statement that said, "I'll accept any debate conditions the Fetterman camp wishes to put forward. He can just name the time and place, and I will be there."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

He already did and then Shrek replied okay, later and the PA media said see how will too debate Oz you big fat liar!

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2022 05:10 PM (6TxNR)

281 Fetterman could play one of those inbred desert dwellers in a The Hills Have Eyes remake.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 12, 2022 05:10 PM (xPl2J)

282
At this point, if I were Oz, I'd put out a statement that said, "I'll accept any debate conditions the Fetterman camp wishes to put forward. He can just name the time and place, and I will be there."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)
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Oz has already done that. He's been hammering that message.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 12, 2022 05:10 PM (+dhMe)

283 275 You could hand your coat on that thing.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 12, 2022 05:09 PM (OTvdu)

on=to

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2022 05:10 PM (dNqv+)

284 400-Plus Republican Officials Sign Letter Backing Gay Marriage
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"republican official" sounds like the cheney's, or charlie crist.

Posted by: republican? Not me, not me at September 12, 2022 05:10 PM (IUPPO)

285 Jordan wins the race.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2022 05:08 PM (dNqv+)

Time stamp is the same and you posted the actors. Let's call it a draw.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 05:10 PM (DRSnL)

286 >>Edgar Fetterman suit.

Give me sugar ... in water.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2022 05:10 PM (ZLI7S)

287 Debates off. Oz won't agree to speak exclusively in pig Latin or limit his use of words to those consisting solely of consonants.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2022 05:10 PM (KbCG3)

288 >268 He looks like a modern art masterpiece.

all that's missing is an ottoman.

Posted by: Fool Otto at September 12, 2022 05:10 PM (DB16e)

289 200 This guy is a fucking freak. Must be from Philly.
Posted by: Puddinhead
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Not sure where in PA he's from but he was mayor of Braddock, PA, near Pittsburgh. A town that has seen better days. You'll be shocked to hear he didn't improve it. The opposite actually.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 12, 2022 05:11 PM (sAmhv)

290 I saw a 2017 pic of him and you can see the lump had already started. Probably one of those huge, benign cysts the pimple lady cashes her checks with and not related to his big medical issues.

Posted by: SamIam at September 12, 2022 05:11 PM (oasF3)

291 Fetterman in the Senate will be in the Pike chair. It will roll up and he'll have the 2 lights, one to show he is voting for the leftist option and the other to show he is voting for the far leftist version.
Posted by: Bete at September 12, 2022 05:06 PM (Tlfom)
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One to vote with the Democrats, and---well look at that--the other one isn't even wired up!.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 05:11 PM (krQz2)

292 He looks like he's just a few weeks from mitosis.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 12, 2022 05:11 PM (guGkK)

293 I'm worried about the quality of our candidates

Posted by: Mitch at September 12, 2022 05:11 PM (us2H3)

294 TJM any debate will lead to Dr Oz debating the moderator

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 12, 2022 05:11 PM (k8B25)

295 289 200 This guy is a fucking freak. Must be from Philly.

HEY! no freaks like that guy come from the OTHER side of the state

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 12, 2022 05:11 PM (w0NJk)

296 254 More good news from our friends at GOP.

400-Plus Republican Officials Sign Letter Backing Gay Marriage
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 12, 2022 05:07 PM (A7urr

We already have gay "marriage". Did they just now hear about it?

Posted by: Emmie at September 12, 2022 05:11 PM (6RgRK)

297 287 Debates off. Oz won't agree to speak exclusively in pig Latin or limit his use of words to those consisting solely of consonants.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2022 05:10 PM (KbCG3)

Is Fetterman Wesh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2022 05:11 PM (dNqv+)

298 274 Remember, don't say anything about the neck tumor.

IT ISN"T A TOOMUH!

Posted by: arnold at September 12, 2022 05:11 PM (sGtp+)

299 Welsh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2022 05:12 PM (dNqv+)

300 Dr, Oz is tacking to the center by saying he will vote for a national gay marriage bill.

As if Gay marriage is the pressing matter of the day, today?

Posted by: rd at September 12, 2022 05:12 PM (Z32m1)

301 282 Oz has already done that. He's been hammering that message.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 12, 2022 05:10 PM (+dhMe)

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I am not plugged in on this, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 05:12 PM (LvTSG)

302 The thing here is this; Fetterman is about as coherent as half the sitting members of Congress. Their excuse, if you want to call it that, is really old age and dementia.

Mostly dementia.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 12, 2022 05:12 PM (BFigT)

303 290 I saw a 2017 pic of him and you can see the lump had already started. Probably one of those huge, benign cysts the pimple lady cashes her checks with and not related to his big medical issues.

It's "The Dark Backward II: Yinzer Boogaloo"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 12, 2022 05:12 PM (w0NJk)

304 Yeah, that fatty spare tire on his brow looks as bad as the neck carbuncle.

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2022 05:12 PM (v0R5T)

305 The View’s @Sunny Hostin: “Until we have accountability” for America’s “400 years” of “white supremacy,” we will never enjoy the “unity” we experienced

Posted by: redridinghood

Accountability. Like what, for instance?

Posted by: Jordan61

Well, we haven't hanged everyone in the Democrat Party for committing treason like we should have. Let's start there.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 12, 2022 05:12 PM (XuiFR)

306 And yet the polls show Oz is behind. I don't understand the Democrat approach to voting - except it is always (no exception) voting for the D candidate.

He will never be the decision-maker on his own votes.

Posted by: JakeSpeed at September 12, 2022 05:12 PM (Vu1jV)

307 He will debate Ox, but he needs his questions 1 week in advance, he can pre record the answers, any follow up answers live at the debate will be handled by that thing on his neck.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 12, 2022 05:12 PM (t3/qz)

308 The Cuato meme cracks me up... but for real, they are going to kill this guy trotting him out there...

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 12, 2022 05:12 PM (53oGX)

309 I found an online source that had looked into his tats.

Right arm was the ZIP code of the town where he was mayor. If he was born there, I'm good with that.

Fine print on the left was all the murder victims while he was mayor. Odd notion, I'd hold, but what's odder is the covering them up. There's enough canvas on him to paint a mural of all the murders in the commonwealth. Could be an Illustrated Man.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 12, 2022 05:12 PM (x61Im)

310 292 He looks like he's just a few weeks from mitosis.

big black nemesis
parthenogenesis

Posted by: shriekback at September 12, 2022 05:12 PM (sGtp+)

311 That lump is the weak spot in any bullet-hell arcade shooter.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 12, 2022 05:12 PM (M9XmQ)

312 Goiter.
Carbuncle.
These are fun words.

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2022 05:12 PM (v0R5T)

313 Ok..wife says child in class wants to be they/them..no grammar in pronouns school?

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 12, 2022 05:13 PM (/6GbT)

314 Oz should step up to the podium at the start of the debate and flash a red light in that cocksuckers face. Watch him flail, foam and fall backwards.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 12, 2022 05:13 PM (A7urr)

315 I believe the AOSHQ Style Guide says it's "Fetid-Man".

Posted by: Marcus T at September 12, 2022 05:13 PM (OTvdu)

316 He will never be the decision-maker on his own votes.
Posted by: JakeSpeed

Are any of the Dems? They just need a warm body to push the button.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 12, 2022 05:13 PM (t3/qz)

317 Knew a guy with a big old cyst on the back of his head. You never wanted to get stuck sitting behind him in class. You would learn nothing, you'd just sit there wondering what the hell that thing was.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 12, 2022 05:13 PM (Y5qcH)

318 TJM any debate will lead to Dr Oz debating the moderator
Posted by: Skip's phone at September 12, 2022 05:11 PM (k8B25)
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Also...any debate containing a conservative candidate.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 05:13 PM (krQz2)

319 Right arm was the ZIP code of the town where he was mayor. If he was born there, I'm good with that.

ha no he's not from Braddock

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 12, 2022 05:13 PM (w0NJk)

320 He looks like he's just a few weeks from mitosis.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAH You're killin' me here!!!!!!

Posted by: VDH at September 12, 2022 05:13 PM (nz7h6)

321 Do you think he could operate a riding mower safely?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 05:14 PM (tiR3O)

322 He's going thru mitosis.

Posted by: fd at September 12, 2022 05:14 PM (sn5EN)

323 Are any of the Dems? They just need a warm body to push the button.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 12, 2022 05:13 PM (t3/qz)
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That's all we really need.

Posted by: District of Columbian at September 12, 2022 05:14 PM (krQz2)

324 Republican consultants are telling the candidates they can't seem like they hate gays or they will lose the white woman vote.

That's like Ozs cash cow.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2022 05:14 PM (6TxNR)

325 160 Never hear much fuckery from states like Wyoming, Idaho, Montana, Both Dakotas, Vermont.

It’s always the heavily populated states that have cheating and braid dead candidates. Even if they lean heavy left like VT, rural states have their shit together with elections.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 12, 2022 04:56 PM (IrNVV)

**************

7000 tainted ballots were cast by us in 2020, nearly 10% of the county vote. And we'll do what it takes to help Senator Testor (D, Golden Corral) across the finish line.

Posted by: Missoula County, Montana (A county with a large university in it.) at September 12, 2022 05:14 PM (xxG/v)

326 I think this guy is less a person and more a grotesque type of Chrysalis.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 05:14 PM (L14qM)

327 Dr, Oz is tacking to the center by saying he will vote for a national gay marriage bill.
........

Told you this guy is a putz, too.
All he needs is a back hump and one short leg.

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2022 05:14 PM (v0R5T)

328 Fetterman could play one of those inbred desert dwellers in a The Hills Have Eyes remake.

LMAO!

Posted by: jewells45 at September 12, 2022 05:15 PM (nxdel)

329 BREAKING NEWS: NEWS: @brianstelter is coming to the Kennedy Center at Harvard as the center's 2022 Walter Shorenstein Fellow! He'll be holding a series of public events and community discussions about democracy and the role of the media in preserving it.

Stelter and Hogg together!

Posted by: AoSHQ Tater News Service at September 12, 2022 05:15 PM (a3Q+t)

330 Debates off. Oz won't agree to speak exclusively in pig Latin or limit his use of words to those consisting solely of consonants.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2022 05:10 PM (KbCG3)

In all honest, Welsh is not an easy language.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 05:15 PM (I76dP)

331 purty shore that thang on your neck is a code violation, Mr Butterman

Posted by: REDACTED at September 12, 2022 05:16 PM (us2H3)

332 Ok..wife says child in class wants to be they/them..no grammar in pronouns school?
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 12, 2022 05:13 PM (/6GbT)

She should tell the kid he must refer to himself as we/us first.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 05:16 PM (DRSnL)

333 I think he's going thru mitosis.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 12, 2022 05:16 PM (yHsuS)

334 Well damn. A little slow on the draw.

Posted by: fd at September 12, 2022 05:16 PM (sn5EN)

335 It's a Tumah!
Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism

Its a threemah !

Posted by: JT at September 12, 2022 05:16 PM (T4tVD)

336 Clearly a child of the corn.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 05:16 PM (tiR3O)

337 I learned after 2016 when I was told Hillary had it in the bag so don't bother voting polls were bull shit

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 12, 2022 05:16 PM (k8B25)

338 Goiter.
Carbuncle.
These are fun words.
Posted by: wth at September 12, 2022 05:12 PM (v0R5T)

Prolly not good names for cars though

Plymouth Goiter
Chevy Carbuncle

Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 12, 2022 05:16 PM (xPJvm)

339 I even searched for mitosis first.

Posted by: fd at September 12, 2022 05:16 PM (sn5EN)

340 We already have gay "marriage". Did they just now hear about it?
==
No, they are trying to turn back the clock to a time when the debate was over something moderate, not on whether you can imagine yourself a girl and start "hanging out" in the girls locker room.

Posted by: FFS this is lightyears beyond Parody at September 12, 2022 05:17 PM (6h8UL)

341 337 I learned after 2016 when I was told Hillary had it in the bag so don't bother voting polls were bull shit
Posted by: Skip's phone at September 12, 2022 05:16 PM (k8B25)

==========

She was leading in the polls in PA by double digits through August.

But the polls today are surely right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 05:17 PM (LvTSG)

342 If Fetterman were to be elected to the Senate, he could claim the mantle of Discount Lex Luthor from Mark Kelly.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 12, 2022 05:17 PM (TNyrE)

343 Did one of you stop paying for a locker?

https://youtu.be/qJuiXdmoVTY

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2022 05:17 PM (Ivdso)

344 What is truly depressing is that there is a 50/50 chance that PA voters are looking at that and thinking "yep, I'll vote for him."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 12, 2022 05:17 PM (2eURh)

345 Once fettermans second head fully sprouts, he'll be ready to fight against the paladins of Lorderon for the glory of the Horde.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 12, 2022 05:17 PM (+dhMe)

346 Heard this thing over the weekend about Britain's nobility being "too white" and how they "don't represent the increasing diversity of Britain".

Don't colonialize. That's bad. Just be the more desirable place to live and we'll come colonize you.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 05:17 PM (krQz2)

347 Maybe he can just sign his answers?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 05:17 PM (tiR3O)

348 He needs a goiter gaiter

Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 12, 2022 05:17 PM (xPJvm)

349 His speaking style is horrible. I've heard better speakers from a 4th grade class for parent's night.

Posted by: Cheri at September 12, 2022 05:17 PM (oiNtH)

350 Republican consultants are telling the candidates they can't seem like they hate gays or they will lose the white woman vote.
_____________

Reason 2,345,765 to repeal the 19th Amendment. We tried it, it didn't work out for us. Kinda like the 18th Amendment, which was inflicted on us by the Women's Christian Temperance Union. Shoulda been a warning right there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 12, 2022 05:18 PM (YqDXo)

351 CSF leak? That would indicate some form of surgery through the dura.

Posted by: Zek at September 12, 2022 05:18 PM (OzNIz)

352 344 What is truly depressing is that there is a 50/50 chance that PA voters are looking at that and thinking "yep, I'll vote for him."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 12, 2022 05:17 PM (2eURh)

========

There's a 99% chance that 75% of Pennsylvanians will never see Fetterman's face outside of a pro-Fetterman TV ad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 05:18 PM (LvTSG)

353 @296

>>We already have gay "marriage". Did they just now hear about it?

GloboHomo got their knickers in a twist when Clarence Thomas wrote in dicta that substantive due process can get f**ked and we should revisit all of the cases that used that bullsh*t as a basis for it's decision, Obergfel being one of those bullsh*t decisions.

Mitch McConnel has been trying to twist enough arms to vote with the donks to codify in federal law.

Totes CONservative Mitch.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 12, 2022 05:18 PM (up/3i)

354 She was leading in the polls in PA by double digits through August.

But the polls today are surely right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 05:17 PM (LvTSG)

She didn't pay the machine. In fact, she co-opted their fundraising, as I recall.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 12, 2022 05:18 PM (yHsuS)

355
He could have a baked potato up there and still get 49% of the vote.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2022 05:18 PM (1Nxff)

356 Oh. A goiter, eh?

*bonk*

Posted by: Moe Howard at September 12, 2022 05:18 PM (guGkK)

357 If this thing sprouts, do I get 2 votes?

Posted by: Fetterman at September 12, 2022 05:18 PM (/6GbT)

358 349 His speaking style is horrible. I've heard better speakers from a 4th grade class for parent's night.

he has never before had to campaign or debate or give a speech or anything

it was all given to him

yeah he sucks strokes or no

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 12, 2022 05:18 PM (w0NJk)

359 The fun part will be watching the ACAB crowd that hates racist police and is all guns are bad vote like mad for the guy who heard a gun shot and then assumed the black jogger must have done it so he grabbed his gun and threatened the jogger.

Posted by: Bete at September 12, 2022 05:18 PM (Tlfom)

360 Isn't Admiral Levine from PA? Is the whole state a freak show?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 05:18 PM (tiR3O)

361 I wonder,
Was the hoodie thing to hide the hump?

And is the new look a response to Tucker?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 12, 2022 05:19 PM (cKsLx)

362 354 She didn't pay the machine. In fact, she co-opted their fundraising, as I recall.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 12, 2022 05:18 PM (yHsuS)

========

Oh, right...Democrats threw the race to spite Hillary.

That's a new one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 05:19 PM (LvTSG)

363 Is Fetterman Wesh?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2022 05:11 PM (dNqv+)

Collins. Tonto Collins

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 12, 2022 05:19 PM (4I/2K)

364 She was leading in the polls in PA by double digits through August.

But the polls today are surely right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 05:17 PM (LvTSG)
---
That might be why they are obsessed with "Voting season".

If only people could have voted in June!

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 05:19 PM (krQz2)

365 Not sure where in PA he's from but he was mayor of Braddock, PA, near Pittsburgh. A town that has seen better days. You'll be shocked to hear he didn't improve it. The opposite actually.

Posted by: Puddleglum

So Fetterman was Mayor of a town of 1721 people that is named after British General William Braddock, who lost the Battle of Monongahela in 1755. Fortunately, after that incompetent fool died, George Washington was able to save at least some of his command.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 12, 2022 05:19 PM (XuiFR)

366 >> Republican consultants

Listen to these guys. What could go wrong?

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 05:19 PM (L14qM)

367 Plymouth Goiter
Chevy Carbuncle
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 12, 2022 05:16 PM (xPJvm)
........

Ford Lipoma

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2022 05:19 PM (v0R5T)

368 They should cut that off his neck and then let the zit lady go for the cyst.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 12, 2022 05:19 PM (SZzOK)

369 Mitch McConnel has been trying to twist enough arms to vote with the donks to codify in federal law.

Totes CONservative Mitch.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 12, 2022 05:18 PM (up/3i)

Obviously, "left to the states" passed right over the DC pols heads.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 12, 2022 05:19 PM (Y5qcH)

370 Imagine a joint press conference between Fetterman and F. Joe Biden. The sign language guy would hang himself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 12, 2022 05:19 PM (YqDXo)

371 Once fettermans second head fully sprouts, they'll be able to cast two Senate votes and break the filibuster.

Posted by: Kamala at September 12, 2022 05:19 PM (OYhYW)

372 Has anyone looked into maybe he's going through mitosis?

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2022 05:19 PM (6TxNR)

373 I hate to say it, but this guy will win. With a population of about 12 Million statewide. Philly and Pittsburgh account for about 2 Million of that total.

The dems want to keep the Senate. They will do what they need to do, and there is no legal authority to tell them they can't.

As someone mentioned above, the PA SC is far left and any challenge valid or otherwise will be shot down as they shot down voter ID in the 11th hour and rubberstamped every single one of Gov. Wolf's Covid edicts.

Posted by: Orson at September 12, 2022 05:19 PM (VLtp0)

374 I saw Grotesque Chrysalis open for Dancing in Circles At Joshua Tree in '94.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 12, 2022 05:20 PM (44ww/)

375 369 Mitch McConnel has been trying to twist enough arms to vote with the donks to codify in federal law.

Totes CONservative Mitch.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 12, 2022 05:18 PM (up/3i)

=========

Listen, even Jonah is anti-Mitch now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 05:20 PM (LvTSG)

376 Heard this thing over the weekend about Britain's nobility being "too white" and how they "don't represent the increasing diversity of Britain".

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 05:17 PM (krQz2)

The Smithsonian Channel re-aired their Elizabeth series, and Sparkle's episode was all about how the royal family hated her because she's a Person of Color.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 05:20 PM (DRSnL)

377 >>Unfortunately, not everyone recovers from a stroke. Some just malinger,...

What is the opposite of malinger, where you pretend *not* to be sick?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 12, 2022 05:20 PM (cKsLx)

378 Maybe it's his conjoined twin sister living inside of him?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 12, 2022 05:20 PM (A7urr)

379 Is that thing like the "keeper" Emperor Londo had to wear in the future flashbacks on Babylon 5?

Maybe Fetterman's incoherent because he has to get progressively more wasted to silence it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 12, 2022 05:20 PM (llXky)

380 378 Maybe it's his conjoined twin sister living inside of him?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 12, 2022 05:20 PM (A7urr)

Or dead inside him.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 12, 2022 05:21 PM (Y5qcH)

381 " Has anyone looked into maybe he's going through mitosis?
Posted by: blaster ''

Opinions are divided.

Posted by: fd at September 12, 2022 05:21 PM (sn5EN)

382 >>I think this guy is less a person and more a grotesque type of Chrysalis.

He is becoming.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2022 05:21 PM (ZLI7S)

383 The Big Lump has a Mini-Me!

Posted by: ColonelHaiku at September 12, 2022 05:21 PM (Y8JQ4)

384 Two heads are better than one, my mom always said.

Posted by: 496 at September 12, 2022 05:21 PM (VJsqe)

385 360 Isn't Admiral Levine from PA? Is the whole state a freak show?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 05:18 PM (tiR3O)

To answer your first question, yes. Levine was the "woman" who stashed xir's mom in a hotel while COVID was ravaging PA nursing homes.

As for your second question, well, I grew up in PA, so YMMV.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 12, 2022 05:21 PM (Rl7KJ)

386 BUT
Mostly dementia. Posted by: Martini Farmer

Tip o' the hat for bringing back that fine old line.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 12, 2022 05:21 PM (x61Im)

387 Maybe he can just sign his answers?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 05:17 PM (tiR3O)
---
*shakes off the fastball*

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 05:21 PM (krQz2)

388 Oh, right...Democrats threw the race to spite Hillary.

That's a new one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 05:19 PM (LvTSG)

Not saying they threw the race. I am saying fraud costs, and they weren't prepared nor did they have the mechanisms in place to take advantage when Trump turnout caught them off guard.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 05:21 PM (yHsuS)

389 Has anyone called Athena springing from the neck of Zeus?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 12, 2022 05:21 PM (KAi1n)

390 Eat!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 05:22 PM (I76dP)

391 Isn't Admiral Levine from PA? Is the whole state a freak show?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 05:18 PM (tiR3O)
____________

Fallout from Three Mile Island. Also, California envy. "We're just as crazy as someplace that's much more desirable to live!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 12, 2022 05:22 PM (YqDXo)

392 Well he's no Zaphod Bebblebrox that's for sure.

Posted by: fd at September 12, 2022 05:22 PM (sn5EN)

393 He has large rectangular tattoos on his arms to cover up other tattoos. I recently saw an older photo of his arms, before he covered them up.
The left arm had some large numbers, didn't make any sense to me. Maybe his phone number.
The right had some smaller writing, couldn't make it out.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, knows words and stuff at September 12, 2022 04:46 PM (jTmQV)

Maybe he was part of that Nexium cult?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2022 05:22 PM (JoSoX)

394 Uncle Fester was at least likeable.

Posted by: Zek at September 12, 2022 05:22 PM (OzNIz)

395 400 quatloos to anyone who gets that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 05:22 PM (I76dP)

396 Toyota Pus

Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 12, 2022 05:22 PM (xPJvm)

397 I think this guy is less a person and more a grotesque type of Chrysalis.

He is becoming.
==
Francis Dolarhyde reference. Well played.

Posted by: FFS this is lightyears beyond Parody at September 12, 2022 05:22 PM (ZvdAL)

398 Listen, even Jonah is anti-Mitch now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 05:20 PM (LvTSG)
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If I were half the tribalist he is, I'd want to rethink my position on Mitch.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 05:23 PM (krQz2)

399 Who says the days of grace and elegance are behind us?

Posted by: Zek at September 12, 2022 05:23 PM (OzNIz)

400 389 Has anyone called Athena springing from the neck of Zeus?

that's it! the bizarro world version of Athena - Anetha The Dumb - is about to spring forth!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 12, 2022 05:23 PM (w0NJk)

401 Not everything from Pennsyltucky sucks. Good metal coming from some hicks.
https://tinyurl.com/44tsubp6

Posted by: Fool Otto at September 12, 2022 05:23 PM (DB16e)

402
My answer to CRT, BLM, SJW is KMA.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 12, 2022 05:23 PM (nZg+m)

403 The Josey Wales reference is always appreciated

Posted by: weew at September 12, 2022 05:23 PM (+m+uH)

404 She should tell the kid he must refer to himself as we/us first.

Posted by: Jordan61

It hurts us, Precious.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 12, 2022 05:23 PM (0248f)

405 Honestly this guy sucks as a person and I think we can make that point without focusing on physical deformations or speech problems. Questions about his enduring mental fitness for the position are of course in bounds. My two cents, I like a good insult but the buzz around this today seems a little low. I'd rather speculate on p*do things given the well-established proclivities of his fellow partisans. My two cents, with inflation and all it ain't much, hate on me I guess.

Posted by: turnout man at September 12, 2022 05:24 PM (7CyhL)

406 I ran into a guy in Hazelton that had skin tags all over his body. He thought food service was a good career choice.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 05:24 PM (tiR3O)

407 Wait. Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso.

Posted by: Doc "OZ" Whitehead at September 12, 2022 05:24 PM (63Dwl)

408 The Smithsonian Channel re-aired their Elizabeth series, and Sparkle's episode was all about how the royal family hated her because she's a Person of Color.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 05:20 PM (DRSnL)
_____________

I hate her, and I'm not even in the royal family. She is, as Ace so eloquently put it, a "poisonous whore."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 12, 2022 05:24 PM (YqDXo)

409 What the hell is going on? How can this dumbshit even be in the running? I mean, I guess the intellectually handicapped need representation too.

I really am dumbfounded.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 12, 2022 05:24 PM (oeVy+)

410 Imagine if Fetterman had an (R) after his name?

Imagine the insults going his way! They would be even lamer than ours! /s

Posted by: rd at September 12, 2022 05:24 PM (Z32m1)

411 405 Honestly this guy sucks as a person and I think we can make that point without focusing on physical deformations or speech problems.
---------------
We could but it wouldn't be much fun.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 05:25 PM (tiR3O)

412 His floor speeches in the Worlds Greatest Deliberative Body are going to legendary.

grunt * throat clear * squeak * unintelligible guttural noise

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2022 05:25 PM (ZLI7S)

413 He should put hot iron to it and see what happens.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 12, 2022 05:25 PM (A7urr)

414 Give that guy a quarter to go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off his neck.

Hat tip, Uncle Buck.

Posted by: WisRich at September 12, 2022 05:25 PM (G0vdT)

415 But his point spread is getting bigger.

And Senators from Delaware and Representatives from PA are playing games with the USPS - again. (The DE Senators weren't involved in the past.) A letter was sent to PA & Delaware District Manager asking for an action plan on how they intend to implement solutions to ongoing postal service delays and disruptions.

The problem is there haven't been any real complaints & it appears the few that appeared went in from employees of state government agencies and other progressive strongholds in & along the eastern side of PA.

The PA & Delaware District Manager did a fine job responding. However, the U. S. House of Representatives group will only be content when the U.S. Postmaster General, appointed by PDT, has been removed and there is no corner in the region without a ballot box for year round voting.

Aside from that there's prisoner release & record expungement clinics; marijuana bigly (including banking changes, union control of distribution, in patient drug treatment programs and more) and PA reproductive healthcare as a human right huge with the university set & the environment. Oh, & the 2nd lady of PA was an illegal.

Posted by: Lola at September 12, 2022 05:25 PM (NIYa7)

416 it's fine turnout man it's just he's a rich scion who had everything, really fancy family - how did HE happen?!?! it's really odd. had to be drugs, like a LOT of drugs

or he - again, Bizarro World version - landed in the Fetterman's backyard when his home world was destroyed

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 12, 2022 05:25 PM (w0NJk)

417 324 Republican consultants are telling the candidates they can't seem like they hate gays or they will lose the white woman vote.

That's like Ozs cash cow.
Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2022 05:14 PM (6TxNR)

and they probably aren't wrong

white sub women haven't sufered near enuff to change their social positions

they'll have to hit rock bottom to that

Posted by: REDACTED at September 12, 2022 05:25 PM (us2H3)

418 I ran into a guy in Hazelton that had skin tags all over his body. He thought food service was a good career choice.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 05:24 PM (tiR3O)

Time to knead and roll out the dough.

Posted by: Allover Skin Tag Guy at September 12, 2022 05:25 PM (4I/2K)

419 Listen, even Jonah is anti-Mitch now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny

All democrats are anti Mitch. Why is this a surprise?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 12, 2022 05:26 PM (IrNVV)

420 His floor speeches in the Worlds Greatest Deliberative Body are going to legendary.

grunt * throat clear * squeak * unintelligible guttural noise
Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2022 05:25 PM (ZLI7S)

It'll be like Delaware has its old Senator back!

Posted by: Wally at September 12, 2022 05:26 PM (FJYfm)

421 to do that

Posted by: REDACTED at September 12, 2022 05:26 PM (us2H3)

422 Listen, even Jonah is anti-Mitch now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 05:20 PM (LvTSG)
---
He got dragged hard by Auron MacIntyre on twitter today.

It was cruel, and I greatly enjoyed it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 12, 2022 05:26 PM (llXky)

423 Yes, the Ford Lipoma was a Broughamy Evolution of the Granada ES. It was a lame answer to the success of the Chrysler Cordoba. You see, Ford had no access to Rich, Corinthian, Leather.

Posted by: Lance Boyle at September 12, 2022 05:26 PM (PIlQh)

424

He looks like what William Hurt turned into in Altered States, some quasi-human blob.

Is there any Democrat in office that isn't some fucking weirdo?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 12, 2022 05:26 PM (XnbJC)

425 >>Posted by: turnout man at September 12, 2022 05:24 PM (7CyhL)

This is Fenelon's Corner.

I wouldn't let her catch you here with your virtue out like that.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 05:26 PM (L14qM)

426 Emperor Wolf like Sundowner went for a freak in Dr It

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 12, 2022 05:26 PM (k8B25)

427 413 His floor speeches in the Worlds Greatest Deliberative Body are going to legendary.

grunt * throat clear * squeak * unintelligible guttural noise

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2022 05:25 PM (ZLI7S)

His conversations with Joey must be awesome!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 12, 2022 05:26 PM (ynpvh)

428 WHY DO YOU MAGA FASCISTS HATE THE DISABLED?!!!

(you know this is the entire point)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 12, 2022 05:27 PM (Zjer5)

429 She is, as Ace so eloquently put it, a "poisonous whore."
==
Her doppleganger beat a murder rap. Casey Anthony /Megan Markle.

Posted by: FFS this is lightyears beyond Parody at September 12, 2022 05:27 PM (LV3xn)

430 Him running for Senate is bad, but as Lt Gov isn't he one heartbeat away from becoming Governor of one of the largest population states? Whoa!

Posted by: Gref at September 12, 2022 05:27 PM (AMIL/)

431
Coming in 2023: "Trailer Trash Senator"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 12, 2022 05:27 PM (pNxlR)

432 Fetterman will win because of fraud and because PA voters are mostly morons. Most of thr Philly suburbs have Fetterman signs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 12, 2022 05:27 PM (d2bW3)

433 white sub women haven't sufered near enuff to change their social positions

Back women's sufferage!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 05:27 PM (I76dP)

434 t.ly/xu5a
It's the girl on the elevator from "Liar, Liar"!

Posted by: Jim Carrey at September 12, 2022 05:27 PM (eVkP+)

435 he had a 4 / 20 tat and blotted it out ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 12, 2022 05:27 PM (8oyo2)

436 Every fast food worker I see is tattooed up and down their bodies.

The neck tattoos seem to be the new hot thing. And those weird elbow ones.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 12, 2022 05:27 PM (IrNVV)

437 I ran into a guy in Hazelton that had skin tags all over his body. He thought food service was a good career choice.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 05:24 PM (tiR3O)
........

adds a crunchy texture

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2022 05:27 PM (v0R5T)

438 428 WHY DO YOU MAGA FASCISTS HATE THE DISABLED?!!!

(you know this is the entire point)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 12, 2022 05:27 PM (Zjer5)

Because we don't want anymore retards in Congress. they're way over their quota.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 12, 2022 05:28 PM (ynpvh)

439 Anyone else think it was really rude of the Queen of England to schedule a 2 week funeral before my father is even in the ground?

Posted by: Megan McCain at September 12, 2022 05:28 PM (L14qM)

440 Hazelton is another dump.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 12, 2022 05:28 PM (Oa1Nr)

441 One of those things where the doctor told him it’s a 50/50 chance if they remove it, he’ll be paralyzed from the neck down.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 12, 2022 05:28 PM (jDYwn)

442 400 quatloos to anyone who gets that.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 05:22 PM (I76dP)

My wild guess is The Goonies.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 05:29 PM (DRSnL)

443 > More competent too
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 12, 2022 04:45 PM (xcxpd)

What do you want?

Posted by: Morden at September 12, 2022 05:29 PM (O+SGk)

444 436 Every fast food worker I see is tattooed up and down their bodies.

The neck tattoos seem to be the new hot thing. And those weird elbow ones.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 12, 2022 05:27 PM (IrNVV)

But don't worry about getting Hepatitis or any other disease from their work. I'm sure they're very sanitary...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 12, 2022 05:29 PM (ynpvh)

445 Dems vote for D. Doesn’t matter who it is, what he says, what his brain condition is. They have party loyalty above all else.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 12, 2022 05:29 PM (IrNVV)

446 424

He looks like what William Hurt turned into in Altered States, some quasi-human blob.
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Hurt did a couple of movies I liked and then seemed to turn into a fag. Body Heat I enjoyed.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 05:29 PM (tiR3O)

447 >>>439 Anyone else think it was really rude of the Queen of England to schedule a 2 week funeral before my father is even in the ground?
Posted by: Megan McCain

Biden cannot bring a delegation and Trump was not invited.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 12, 2022 05:29 PM (d2bW3)

448 he had a 4 / 20 tat and blotted it out ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 12, 2022 05:27 PM (8oyo2)
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The black bar on his forearm said "I will make you hurt."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 12, 2022 05:29 PM (llXky)

449
Just before that pic was taken, his wife was asked to move the skirt to cover the dollar bills stuck inside the elastic on her panties ... decorum, y'know.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 12, 2022 05:29 PM (pNxlR)

450 >>432 Fetterman will win because of fraud and because PA voters are mostly morons. Most of thr Philly suburbs have Fetterman signs.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

He definitely has the union imbecile vote tied up.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 12, 2022 05:29 PM (A7urr)

451 Him running for Senate is bad, but as Lt Gov isn't he one heartbeat away from becoming Governor of one of the largest population states? Whoa!
Posted by: Gref at September 12, 2022 05:27 PM (AMIL/)

Much more likely is that someone else is one heartbeat away from being Lt. Governor

Posted by: Wally at September 12, 2022 05:29 PM (FJYfm)

452 Anyone else think it was really rude of the Queen of England to schedule a 2 week funeral before my father is even in the ground?
Posted by: Megan McCain at September 12, 2022 05:28 PM (L14qM)

Speaking of which, my coworker was gloating that Trump isn't invited to the Queen's funeral. I looked it up and NONE of the former presidents are invited. Only current heads of state.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 05:30 PM (DRSnL)

453 389 Has anyone called Athena springing from the neck of Zeus?
Posted by: SFGoth at September 12, 2022 05:21 PM (KAi1n)

I thought it was his forehead?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2022 05:30 PM (dNqv+)

454 CaliGirl your reaction is the only normal one. But it's been clear for a while that America simply doesn't have enough intelligent responsible adults left to avoid rapid decline. And institutions and traditions and standards have just evaporated or become hollowed out tools of those degrading the country.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 12, 2022 05:30 PM (OTzUX)

455 451 Him running for Senate is bad, but as Lt Gov isn't he one heartbeat away from becoming Governor of one of the largest population states? Whoa!
Posted by: Gref at September 12, 2022 05:27 PM (AMIL/)

Much more likely is that someone else is one heartbeat away from being Lt. Governor

Posted by: Wally at September 12, 2022 05:29 PM (FJYfm)

Or stroke. Too Soon?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 12, 2022 05:30 PM (ynpvh)

456 @350 18th amendment was passed before the 19th was considered. Men did that. You are going to die of dry-dick. And you will richly deserve it.
"Richly" because of the alimony you won't pay.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 12, 2022 05:30 PM (x61Im)

457 Honestly this guy sucks as a person and I think we can make that point without focusing on physical deformations or speech problems

Commenters here may very rarely slightly cruel, but physical characteristics are off limits.

Posted by: Brie Larson at September 12, 2022 05:30 PM (a3Q+t)

458 102 Weren't the "puppet masters" in Heinlein's book critters that attached to the human spine?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

I think that must be it

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 12, 2022 05:30 PM (G47fP)

459 He should put hot iron to it and see what happens.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 12, 2022 05:25 PM (A7urr)

Worth a try.

Posted by: Dr. Pimple Popper at September 12, 2022 05:31 PM (v0R5T)

460 The Granada came with authentic nauga upolsteries, one I had was in blue. The blue naugas were the first to go extinct, though I hear they are being cloned in Wuhan.

Posted by: Eromero at September 12, 2022 05:31 PM (bRFB+)

461 Fetterman is one heartbeat away from being Captain Pike.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2022 05:31 PM (ZLI7S)

462 As had been said Pennsylvania is Leftist Philadelphia and surrounding counties and Pittsburgh with Alabama in the middle.

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 12, 2022 05:31 PM (k8B25)

463 I caught some of the pronouncements of King Charles on YouTube. The one from Gibraltar was awesome. Very British but without the silly costumes. The silly costumes remind me how silly the whole thing really is.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 12, 2022 05:31 PM (IrNVV)

464 Ok..wife says child in class wants to be they/them..no grammar in pronouns school?
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 12, 2022 05:13 PM (/6GbT)
______________

Fail both of them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 12, 2022 05:31 PM (YqDXo)

465 Fetterman is no Prince Carl Phillip of Sweden.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 12, 2022 05:31 PM (4I/2K)

466 If he's promising to keep steelworkers away from crudites, I wish him luck.

Posted by: gp Is Lit AF at September 12, 2022 05:31 PM (24fqN)

467 Prolly not good names for cars though

Plymouth Goiter
Chevy Carbuncle
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 12, 2022 05:16 PM (xPJvm)
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Ford Pustule

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 05:31 PM (y7m4k)

468 Hazelton is another dump.
==
Pennsylvania shouldn't given West Va. or New Jersey any shi+.

Centralia

Posted by: Its california with shitty weather, and coal seam fires at September 12, 2022 05:32 PM (UYRYC)

469 Relative to about half of the Dem electorate, Fetterwoman is bright and articulate.

Posted by: motionview, a MAGA Republican (who supports DeSantis) at September 12, 2022 05:32 PM (OYhYW)

470 Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 12, 2022 05:30 PM (x61Im)

He seems nice.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 05:32 PM (I76dP)

471 Athena springing from the neck of Zeus?
Posted by: SFGoth at September 12, 2022 05:21 PM (KAi1n)

I thought it was his forehead?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2022 05:30 PM

Head, whatever, as long as it's skin.

Posted by: Athena at September 12, 2022 05:32 PM (a3Q+t)

472 I'm reminded of the "Dark Carbuncle of Doom" from Bored of the Rings.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 12, 2022 05:32 PM (llXky)

473 One of those things where the doctor told him it’s a 50/50 chance if they remove it, he’ll be paralyzed from the neck down.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 12, 2022 05:28 PM (jDYwn)
........

Well, right now he's paralyzed from the neck up.

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2022 05:32 PM (v0R5T)

474 He should put hot iron to it and see what happens.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 12, 2022 05:25 PM (A7urr)

Worth a try.

Posted by: Dr. Pimple Popper at September 12, 2022 05:31 PM (v0R5T)

It will recoil just like The Thing.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 05:33 PM (yHsuS)

475 Commenters here may very rarely slightly cruel, but physical characteristics are off limits.
Posted by: Brie Larson at September 12, 2022 05:30 PM (a3Q+t)
____________

Says someone who's got Rachel Corrie's butt.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 12, 2022 05:33 PM (YqDXo)

476 >>>He definitely has the union imbecile vote tied up.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

100%

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 12, 2022 05:33 PM (G017V)

477 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, THAT THING ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK LOOKS LIKE A NERF FOOTBALL.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 12, 2022 05:33 PM (A7urr)

478
Biden cannot bring a delegation and Trump was not invited.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 12, 2022 05:29 PM

No shit. What a bunch of weasels across the pond. Lyin' Lyndon Johnson was the only President that the Queen never met. She thought the Vietnam War was stupid, or something.

But Trump? Who started no wars? It's probably that spineless Charles of Tampon.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 12, 2022 05:33 PM (y3pKJ)

479 Speaking of which, my coworker was gloating that Trump isn't invited to the Queen's funeral. I looked it up and NONE of the former presidents are invited. Only current heads of state.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 05:30 PM (DRSnL)
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IINM, from a protocol perspective they cannot limit the invitation to only certain ex presidents. It would be a huge humiliation, especially since Trump may very well become president again in 25. Inviting any ex president means Inviting them all.

I suspect that they'd prefer if world leaders did not attend. There's less hassle with delegations of representatives.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 12, 2022 05:34 PM (+dhMe)

480 The town council arranged for cleanup of the strip mine dump, but council minutes do not describe the proposed procedure. DeKok surmises that the process—setting it on fire—was not specified because state law prohibited dump fires. Nonetheless, the Centralia council set a date and hired five members of the volunteer firefighter company to clean up the landfill
==
Guys like Fetterman, in charge. Fire burns underground for another 250 years...

Posted by: Centralia City Council at September 12, 2022 05:34 PM (T9Bgc)

481
Biden cannot bring a delegation and Trump was not invited.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 12, 2022 05:29 PM

Are Obama and Bush invited?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 12, 2022 05:34 PM (IrNVV)

482 If there's one thing worse than a classless schlub it's a fake classless schlub.

Posted by: Zek at September 12, 2022 05:34 PM (OzNIz)

483 Fetterman' hard core Leftism is what scares me

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 12, 2022 05:34 PM (k8B25)

484 The black bar on his forearm said "I will make you hurt."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 12, 2022 05:29 PM (llXky)

Is the other one the zip code for West Elizabeth, PA?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 12, 2022 05:35 PM (xhaym)

485 447 >>>439 Anyone else think it was really rude of the Queen of England to schedule a 2 week funeral before my father is even in the ground?
Posted by: Megan McCain

Biden cannot bring a delegation and Trump was not invited.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 12, 2022 05:29 PM (d2bW3)

So, no Hunter, or Ashley, or his two grown granddaughters (Beau's daughters) that he and Jill drag along everywhere? Maybe King Charles III is smarter than he looks by banning "delegations."

Posted by: Gref at September 12, 2022 05:35 PM (AMIL/)

486 How, you ask? Watch John and Guiselle's Facebooks.

Yesterday: Join the Women for Fetterman Rally with John Fetterman and Planned Parenthood Action Fund President Alexis McGill Johnson! They'll be joined by Planned Parenthood Action Fund President Alexis McGill Johnson, Congresswoman Madeleine Dean, Congresswoman Mary Gay Scanlon, State House Minority Leader Joanna McClinton, Commissioner Dr. Val Arkoosh, and other special guests!

The Indivisible Movement: Defend Democratic Majorities and Stop MAGA Extremism

Spanish language messages - call Chuy!

Posted by: Lola at September 12, 2022 05:35 PM (NIYa7)

487 Sparkle's episode was all about how the royal family hated her because she's a Person of Color.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 05:20 PM (DRSnL)
_____________

I hate her, and I'm not even in the royal family. She is, as Ace so eloquently put it, a "poisonous whore."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 12, 2022 05:24 PM (YqDXo)
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Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 12, 2022 05:35 PM (nZg+m)

488 @350 18th amendment was passed before the 19th was considered. Men did that.
___________

The Women's Christian Temperance Union had nothing to do with it, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 12, 2022 05:35 PM (YqDXo)

489
389 Has anyone called Athena springing from the neck of Zeus?

She sprang from his head, not his neck

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 12, 2022 05:35 PM (pNxlR)

490 471 Athena springing from the neck of Zeus?
Posted by: SFGoth at September 12, 2022 05:21 PM (KAi1n)

I thought it was his forehead?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2022 05:30 PM

Head, whatever, as long as it's skin.
Posted by: Athena

athena's a skin job, you say?

Posted by: deckard at September 12, 2022 05:35 PM (sGtp+)

491 Most of thr Philly suburbs have Fetterman signs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 12, 2022 05:27 PM (d2bW3)
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Which saves Bill Engvall the trip.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 05:35 PM (krQz2)

492 IINM, from a protocol perspective they cannot limit the invitation to only certain ex presidents. It would be a huge humiliation, especially since Trump may very well become president again in 25. Inviting any ex president means Inviting them all.
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TR attended Edward VII's funeral, but I believe he was appointed as a special envoy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 05:35 PM (y7m4k)

493 >>Biden cannot bring a delegation

Did they say anything about a full diaper?

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 05:35 PM (L14qM)

494 Biden cannot bring a delegation and Trump was not invited.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 12, 2022 05:29 PM

Are Obama and Bush invited?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 12, 2022 05:34 PM (IrNVV)

If any ex-president is an expert on Queens, it would be Obama

Posted by: Wally at September 12, 2022 05:35 PM (FJYfm)

495 Biden cannot bring a delegation and Trump was not invited.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

From what I've read, I don't think Biden can fly in AF1?

Posted by: Cheri at September 12, 2022 05:36 PM (oiNtH)

496 Being "non-binary" doesn't make you plural, dumbshits. If you choose not to use he/she than your only option is "it".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 12, 2022 05:36 PM (Y5qcH)

497 468 Hazelton is another dump.
==
Pennsylvania shouldn't given West Va. or New Jersey any shi+.

Centralia
Posted by: Its california with shitty weather, and coal seam fires at September 12, 2022 05:32 PM (UYRYC)

Breezewood

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 12, 2022 05:36 PM (906pl)

498 PA Republicans should have gone with McCormick. He embraced the Cruz endorsement so he wasn't a McConnell puppet.

Instead they went with the Turkish citizen to be the nominee. Admittedly still a hundred times better than Fetterman. How low can the Dems go with political nominees? There seems to be no bottom.

Posted by: polynikes at September 12, 2022 05:36 PM (y60WL)

499 The black bar on his forearm said "I will make you hurt."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

With inch markings?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 12, 2022 05:36 PM (cKsLx)

500 I wouldn't trust Fetterman to change the batteries in the remote, let alone vote on matters of State.

Posted by: Zek at September 12, 2022 05:36 PM (OzNIz)

501 "Fetterman' hard core Leftism is what scares me"

I used to get shivers when he put in his Frankenstein neck bolts, but it's a look that grows on you after a while.

Posted by: gp Is Lit AF at September 12, 2022 05:36 PM (24fqN)

502 Aren't funerals Kamala's job?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 05:36 PM (I76dP)

503 Aren't funerals Kamala's job?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 05:36 PM (I76dP)

She'll blow it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 05:37 PM (yHsuS)

504 454 CaliGirl your reaction is the only normal one. But it's been clear for a while that America simply doesn't have enough intelligent responsible adults left to avoid rapid decline. And institutions and traditions and standards have just evaporated or become hollowed out tools of those degrading the country.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 12, 2022 05:30

As I get older, I'm very disturbed to realize the people and institutions that I had always assumed to be responsible and intelligent are anything but.
The corruption is very upsetting too.
I have to log off from the politics and go outside, it can be very depressing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 12, 2022 05:37 PM (oeVy+)

505 Aren't funerals Kamala's job?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 05:36 PM (I76dP)
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She blows them off.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 05:37 PM (krQz2)

506 I hate her, and I'm not even in the royal family. She is, as Ace so eloquently put it, a "poisonous whore."

To be fair ace was writing in the Queen's voice then.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2022 05:37 PM (6TxNR)

507 Historic first Troll-American in the Senate.

Posted by: Zek at September 12, 2022 05:37 PM (OzNIz)

508 502 Aren't funerals Kamala's job?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 05:36 PM (I76dP)

Yah but Joe wants to hob nob....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2022 05:37 PM (bs+z0)

509 If Fetterman wins it will be Katy bar the door.
Democrats will run nothing but mental defects then send a deep state agent to operate the position.

Biden and Fetterman set the new standard of Democrat candidate.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 12, 2022 05:37 PM (nZg+m)

510 Fetterman doesn't speak or act like a healthy man for being his younger age plus his current health problems. I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't grow in to an old man.

Posted by: Cheri at September 12, 2022 05:38 PM (oiNtH)

511 "458 102 Weren't the "puppet masters" in Heinlein's book critters that attached to the human spine?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

I think that must be it

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 12, 2022 05:30 PM (G47fP)"

+1 insightful
+1 RAH reference

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 12, 2022 05:38 PM (8oyo2)

512 Aren't funerals Kamala's job?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 05:36 PM (I76dP)

The invite was very specific. "AND NO BLOODY KAMALA!!!!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 12, 2022 05:38 PM (guGkK)

513 If I know my English traditions correctly, the funerary custom for royalty is to be baked into pie.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 12, 2022 05:38 PM (Y5qcH)

514 The corruption is very upsetting too.
I have to log off from the politics and go outside, it can be very depressing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 12, 2022 05:37 PM (oeVy+)

Take solace in your newfound discoveries. It is no fun living a lie.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 05:38 PM (yHsuS)

515 Tater Stelter has a new gig at lefty whorehouse Hahvahd, where he'll hold forth on "threats to democracy."

https://tinyurl.com/yckuc4jp

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 12, 2022 05:38 PM (sWM8x)

516 I wouldn't trust Fetterman to change the batteries in the remote, let alone vote on matters of State.
Posted by: Zek at September 12, 2022 05:36 PM (OzNIz)
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Which would make him different from other senators how?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 05:38 PM (y7m4k)

517
From what I've read, I don't think Biden can fly in AF1?

Posted by: Cheri at September 12, 2022 05:36 PM

From what me wife recounted from NewsMax everyone is supposed to fly commercial. King Charles of Tampon has decreed.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 12, 2022 05:38 PM (y3pKJ)

518 I mean, grieve, sure. But then you have to move on.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 05:38 PM (yHsuS)

519 Biden cannot bring a delegation and Trump was not invited.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 12, 2022 05:29 PM

Are Obama and Bush invited?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 12, 2022 05:34 PM (IrNVV)

If any ex-president is an expert on Queens, it would be Obama
Posted by: Wally at September 12, 2022 05:35 PM (FJYfm)
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Send Mayor Buttplug. Professional courtesy, and all that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 12, 2022 05:39 PM (YqDXo)

520 PA Republicans should have gone with McCormick. He embraced the Cruz endorsement so he wasn't a McConnell puppet.

Instead they went with the Turkish citizen to be the nominee. Admittedly still a hundred times better than Fetterman. How low can the Dems go with political nominees? There seems to be no bottom.

Posted by: polynikes at September 12, 2022 05:36 PM (y60WL)
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I thought McCormick was a Bushie? That was why Trump went with Oz.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 12, 2022 05:39 PM (llXky)

521 >>If I know my English traditions correctly, the funerary custom for royalty is to be baked into pie.

Yep. Recipe also calls for 4 and 20 Black Birds.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 05:39 PM (L14qM)

522 Yah but Joe wants to hob nob....

And crop dust the crowd.

Posted by: Cheri at September 12, 2022 05:39 PM (oiNtH)

523 I hate her, and I'm not even in the royal family. She is, as Ace so eloquently put it, a "poisonous whore."

To be fair ace was writing in the Queen's voice then.
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HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH! Two in one Thread!!! You guys are killing me.

Posted by: VDH at September 12, 2022 05:39 PM (CcgL+)

524 Tater Stelter has a new gig at lefty whorehouse Hahvahd, where he'll hold forth on "threats to democracy."
______________

While he's a threat to Dunkin' Donuts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 12, 2022 05:39 PM (YqDXo)

525 498 PA Republicans should have gone with McCormick. He embraced the Cruz endorsement so he wasn't a McConnell puppet.
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Yes, he was a McConnell man.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 12, 2022 05:40 PM (nZg+m)

526 Has Fetterman ever worn a suit?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 12, 2022 05:40 PM (A7urr)

527 Yep. Recipe also calls for 4 and 20 Black Birds.
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 05:39 PM (L14qM)

excellent

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 12, 2022 05:40 PM (M+Lyo)

528 >>To be fair ace was writing in the Queen's voice then.

Don't. Stop. Him. Now.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2022 05:41 PM (ZLI7S)

529 Lots of Babylon 5 references in this thread . Guess it's time to binge watch it again. Hope the DVDS haven't crapped out. I've had them for a while.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 12, 2022 05:41 PM (sAmhv)

530 527 Yep. Recipe also calls for 4 and 20 Black Birds.
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 05:39 PM (L14qM)

excellent

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 12, 2022 05:40 PM (M+Lyo)

RACIIIST! Use them white birds.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 12, 2022 05:41 PM (ynpvh)

531 Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 12, 2022 05:40 PM (nZg+m)

Clowns to to the left of me , jokers on the right.

Posted by: polynikes at September 12, 2022 05:41 PM (y60WL)

532
Biden cannot bring a delegation

SlowJoe: "Beau will be there!"

* taps his aviator sunglasses in salute *
* and points skyward with index finger *
* in his "You're Number One!" gesture. *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 12, 2022 05:41 PM (pNxlR)

533 529 Lots of Babylon 5 references in this thread . Guess it's time to binge watch it again. Hope the DVDS haven't crapped out. I've had them for a while.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 12, 2022 05:41 PM (sAmhv)

Don't think they suffer the same "bit rot" issue some Laser discs did.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 12, 2022 05:41 PM (ynpvh)

534 Yah but Joe wants to hob nob....

And crop dust the crowd.
Posted by: Cheri at September 12, 2022 05:39 PM (oiNtH)
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Did somebody say knob?

Posted by: Kamala at September 12, 2022 05:42 PM (krQz2)

535 Weren't the "puppet masters" in Heinlein's book critters that attached to the human spine?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

I think that must be it
==
goa'uld ?

Posted by: Stargate Universe at September 12, 2022 05:42 PM (6h8UL)

536 If I know my English traditions correctly, the funerary custom for royalty is to be baked into pie.

Lame Lothar and Black Walder could testify to that that, well, if they weren't in the pie.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 05:42 PM (I76dP)

537 This could well rival the funeral of Edward VII, which had the most royalty ever gathered.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 12, 2022 05:42 PM (llXky)

538 Maybe Shrek should check out that ad at the top of AoS.

It's like a neck tumor

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 12, 2022 05:42 PM (M+Lyo)

539 Has that thing grown it's own eyes and mouth yet?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 12, 2022 05:42 PM (W419A)

540 Fetterman has a stutter right. Isn't that the Pedo Hitler go to excuse from the commie propagandists?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 12, 2022 05:42 PM (u4CEu)

541 Aren't funerals Kamala's job?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 05:36 PM (I76dP)
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She blows them off.
Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 05:37 PM (krQz2)
____________

She's not the head of state. She gives head to the state.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at September 12, 2022 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

542 499 The black bar on his forearm said "I will make you hurt."

Like Johnny Cash or 9 inch nails or rather I WILL MAKE YOU HURT?

Worked for Biden, Harris, even the Buttigieg; all the cellar dwellers. And BYW, where is the latter as 'White House scrambles to avert looming railroad strike'?

Posted by: Lola at September 12, 2022 05:43 PM (NIYa7)

543 SlowJoe: "Beau will be there!"

* taps his aviator sunglasses in salute *
* and points skyward with index finger *
* in his "You're Number One!" gesture. *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 12, 2022 05:41 PM (pNxlR)
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There is a 100% chance that he will mention Beau in his remarks.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 12, 2022 05:43 PM (llXky)

544 One of those things where the doctor told him it’s a 50/50 chance if they remove it, he’ll be paralyzed from the neck down.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 12, 2022 05:28 PM (jDYwn)

Well, he's already paralyzed from the neck up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2022 05:43 PM (YdTZT)

545 Nood, sort of.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 05:43 PM (yHsuS)

546 I'd like to see The Fet starring in a student-film remake of "The Hills Have Eyes."

Posted by: gp Is Lit AF at September 12, 2022 05:44 PM (24fqN)

547 There's a story floating around out there in the ether from years ago about the "Congressional Pharmacy." The head Pharmacist had some interesting comments about some of the most prescribed meds.

IIRC they were all mostly for dementia, Alzheimer's, blood thinners, and whatever else one would expect to find in the medicine cabinet of someone not particularly healthy.

Or cogent.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 12, 2022 05:44 PM (BFigT)

548 Speaking of mental defectives in the Senate, isn't Dianne Feinstein basically a vegetable now? Doesn't seem to matter to the Dims.

Posted by: Bigsmith at September 12, 2022 05:44 PM (17dnb)

549 174 Well, Dr Oz sounded good when he spoke at Trump's PA rally and the people there seemed to appreciate him. Heck, a guy from NJ who lives near me and went to that rally now has an Oz sign in his yard.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at
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Radio said he's doing a lot of retail (meet and greet baby kissing) politicking and doing it well and is being received well.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 12, 2022 05:44 PM (nZg+m)

550 Do say not 1 Oz but maybe a dozen Fetterman yard signs. But still see Trump signs in yards

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 12, 2022 05:44 PM (k8B25)

551 That felcherman guy is a late republic freakshow. He is the equivalent of Nero's horse.

Posted by: its gonna get sporty at September 12, 2022 05:45 PM (6h8UL)

552 King Charles will hold a reception for visiting heads of state after the funeral.

Puddinhead to the Queen Consort: "Pull my finger."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 12, 2022 05:45 PM (sWM8x)

553 525 498 PA Republicans should have gone with McCormick. He embraced the Cruz endorsement so he wasn't a McConnell puppet.

McCormick was here doing something like Special Federal Judging or something. He backstabbed PDJT when the election steal happened. Also McCormick was Pence and Pompeo's guy.

Remember Sean Parnell was the leading candidate, but he got snagged in some seedy nothing MeToo thing. and then he in turn went RINO and went after Trump and Oz for no real reason.

McCormick is a piece of shit. I liked Kathy but she STILL hasn't endorse Oz so now I am very much over her. Don't trust her either.

there was a LOT at play there. Oz was the best result, I know he's weird. He's honestly a good person tho. He's a little high strung is the worst thing I can say.

He's spending a TON of time out here in the living rooms of very wealthy types in the collar counties. their wives are being won over right now as we speak by him. So don't get on him about gay rights or whatever. AND the party he was just at, a lot of very well off Gay couples were also there to be wooed. He needs to win in the collar counties too.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 12, 2022 05:46 PM (w0NJk)

554 King Charles will hold a reception for visiting heads of state after the funeral.

Puddinhead to the Queen Consort: "Pull my finger."
==
its funny because its true.

Posted by: and you all know it at September 12, 2022 05:47 PM (6h8UL)

555 Honestly this guy sucks as a person and I think we can make that point without focusing on physical deformations or speech problems

*

Nope. He did it to himself. Drag him through it by his hoodie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 12, 2022 05:47 PM (o1GgP)

556 Radio said he's doing a lot of retail (meet and greet baby kissing) politicking and doing it well and is being received well.

he is

I'm seeing new Oz signs around here (Kennett Square) which is fairly shocking

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 12, 2022 05:47 PM (w0NJk)

557 My guess is that it's a ventricular peritoneal shunt, possibly s/p subdural or subarachnoid hemorrhage. Google shunts post stroke.

Posted by: cahmd at September 12, 2022 05:48 PM (9zNNZ)

558 Oz was an expert a long long time ago for one of my partners.

he is personally very charming. Interesting life story. Very poor in the old country.

Posted by: so we'll see I guess at September 12, 2022 05:49 PM (7mohA)

559 552 King Charles will hold a reception for visiting heads of state after the funeral.
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Joey B. gets the plastic chair.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 12, 2022 05:50 PM (nZg+m)

560 My guess is that it's a ventricular peritoneal shunt, possibly s/p subdural or subarachnoid hemorrhage. Google shunts post stroke.
--
then they are using a fire hose . . . that thing is yuuuge.

Posted by: i dunno, I'm not marcus welby but I doubt it at September 12, 2022 05:50 PM (UYRYC)

561 559 Joey B. gets the plastic chair.

LOL!

Posted by: Lola at September 12, 2022 05:54 PM (NIYa7)

562 Fetterwoman is pro-abortion!

He's had T-shirts made and everything.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 12, 2022 05:54 PM (yikp0)

563 >>>McCormick is a piece of shit. I liked Kathy but she STILL hasn't endorse Oz so now I am very much over her. Don't trust her either.
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That's a thing, she can't wait till the last minute and endorse. She should be helping. If you're not with Trump you are against him.

Good of her to show her hand.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 12, 2022 05:56 PM (nZg+m)

564 My guess is that it's a ventricular peritoneal shunt, possibly s/p subdural or subarachnoid hemorrhage. Google shunts post stroke.
Posted by: cahmd at September 12, 2022 05:48 PM (9zNNZ)
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Mighty big for a shunt, no? If it is a shunt, it would appear to be blocked/not working.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 12, 2022 06:01 PM (3ImbR)

565 @G'rump928(c)

Cigars!

Posted by: Heirloominati at September 12, 2022 06:02 PM (90EyD)

566 562 Fetterwoman is pro-abortion!

Yes, and the state is quite liberal, i.e., In Pennsylvania, abortion is routinely legal up to 24 weeks after a person’s last menstrual period.

The big push, no pun intended, if they settle for less is also the possibility of decreased access to birth control, increased violence at clinics, and violations to digital privacy.

Posted by: Lola at September 12, 2022 06:03 PM (NIYa7)

567 Obviously a Romulan

Posted by: Mildly Citrusy at September 12, 2022 06:10 PM (Z/KWJ)

568 My guess is that it's a ventricular peritoneal shunt, possibly s/p subdural or subarachnoid hemorrhage. Google shunts post stroke.
Posted by: cahmd at September 12, 2022 05:48 PM (9zNNZ)
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Mighty big for a shunt, no? If it is a shunt, it would appear to be blocked/not working.

that's the valve- it's how you gain access to it in case you need to flush it.

Posted by: cahmd at September 12, 2022 06:12 PM (9zNNZ)

569 that's the valve- it's how you gain access to it in case you need to flush it.
Posted by: cahmd at September 12, 2022 06:12 PM (9zNNZ)
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Thank you for that info!

Posted by: IrishEi at September 12, 2022 06:20 PM (3ImbR)

570 Nood Guilfoyle.

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571 His Siamese twin is a late bloomer, that's what it is for sure.

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