Lefty Politicians and Blue Checks: January 6th Was Just Like 9/11 Only Worse, You Know

The NPCs got their Programming Update yesterday at 12:01 AM:

This scumbag couldn't wait to go on TV and claim that protesters who "paraded" and even "gesticulated" were the same as terrorists who murdered 2976 people by flame and falling death:

🚩 Dem. Senator Mark Warner compares Republican protestors from Jan. 6th to the terrorists who attacked the country on 9/11 pic.twitter.com/x6gazOw32p
— Kate (@KateTalksTruth) September 11, 2022

I know for a fact that 9/11 was not the same as January 6th. Here's how I know: Because within six months, lefties weren't making excuses for the January 6th insurrectionists and claiming that that, based on "their culture" and "their point of view," they were heroes, in a way.

I had begun to understand why leftist protesters are permitted to commit acts of violence as "protest" with minimal or no penalties at all by understanding the French policy: The French considered political protest so sacrosanct and essential to their revolutionary identity that they gave it wide latitude. Excessively wide, in my view.

But I was starting to understand why antifa is permitted violent assault after violent assault without any jail time.

But then people on the right engage in violent protest for about the first time ever and start racking up jail sentences of two to four years of hard time.

And not just the people who actually committed violence. But simply people who "gesticulated" or "paraded" or stole a hat-rack were being given draconian sentences of one to two years in prison, while antifa thugs, who have committed multiple assaults on citizens and cops, and thrown firebombs at vehicles and buildings, continue getting "time served" setences.

This is unacceptable. Either we emulate the French example, whereby we give a very wide latitude to political protesters, or we are emulating the Soviet/Third World example, in which we give a pass to violent revolutionaries favored by The Regime and harsh sentences to Subversive Gesticulators disfavored by The Regime.

It cannot be that the left is permitted to "protest" with firebombs and get time served -- just the time spent in jail needed to process them as their sentence -- whereas grandmothers on the right are being given nine months in prison for "parading" or "gesticulating."

And meanwhile, NeverTrump, our Brave Defenders of Norms - really our snarling dragoons of authoritarianism -- cheerlead for this. Scumbag pseudomoralists like Baseball Cuck claim we must throw people in prison for years for "political violence," but never admit that we are throwing many more people in prison for "parading" and "gesticulating" than for any violence.

They claim they're "Policing Their Own." Bullshit -- they are elitists who consider the working and middle classes, and political populists, to be literal scum of the earth, who are deserving of the most violent forms of political repression. They are not "policing their own;" they wouldn't piss down the throat of a working class man if his heart were on fire. They are policing the despised other.

They hate us. They can take this "policing our own" pose and shove it straight up their well-traveled assholes.

Good point:

two rules?
Soon there will be zero rules.
Posted by: rd

Those who push for two rules will soon have zero.

Posted by: Ace at 01:50 PM

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1 Fuck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2022 01:50 PM (5JqIf)

2
Every new thing is always better or worse than the last. The far left have a memory of a gnat.

Posted by: portlandon at September 12, 2022 01:50 PM (+oR7L)

3 Yeah, if Jan 6 truly was as bad as 9/11, the capitol would have been burned to the ground with congress still in it.

Last I looked, the Capitol building still stands and congress critters are still free to ruin our lives.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 01:51 PM (5pTK/)

4
The J6'er's weren't parading with box cutters.

Posted by: portlandon at September 12, 2022 01:52 PM (+oR7L)

5 Sick of these rat bastards calling us worse than Muslims

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 12, 2022 01:52 PM (M3XXb)

6 This is akin to repeatedly calling me a racist (which I ain't) but if you insist on it long, ok, I'll go along with you just to make you go away.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, not a terrorist at September 12, 2022 01:52 PM (jTmQV)

7 They are gonna fuck around and get their wish.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 12, 2022 01:52 PM (eJn7u)

8 You want to talk about an attack on the US, let's talk about Nov 4 2020 when these assholes stole the election.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2022 01:52 PM (ESjRY)

9 2
Every new thing is always better or worse than the last. The far left have a memory of a gnat.
Posted by: portlandon at September 12, 2022 01:50 PM (+oR7L)

Intentional. They jerk off to the idea that they could use that feeling of unity and willingness to do whatever to start executing their political enemies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2022 01:52 PM (5JqIf)

10 He who hesitates is 20th.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 12, 2022 01:52 PM (MkuC5)

11 I am really looking forward to all of these people going out like Marat.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 01:52 PM (L14qM)

12 They want someone to snap.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 12, 2022 01:53 PM (Oa1Nr)

13 I suspect both events had a common denominator.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - America First, America Always, China can kiss our Durham, NC at September 12, 2022 01:53 PM (Zjer5)

14 two rules?

Soon there will be zero rules.

Posted by: rd at September 12, 2022 01:53 PM (Z32m1)

15 Blue checkmark asshats, one and all.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 12, 2022 01:53 PM (4I/2K)

16 There were a million protestors in DC on Jan 6.

If they wanted to haven an insurrection they would have taken over the government.

If they wanted to engage in terrorism they would have killed a bunch of people.

But they peacefully protested even as the government flat out murdered two of them.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2022 01:53 PM (ESjRY)

17 Yeah, January 6th is the Boogie Man that is being used against Lee Zeldin here in NY.

The ads that Hochul's team are running are so over the top...

Unfortunately, the LIVs in the state eat this shit up.

#waddayagonnado

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 12, 2022 01:53 PM (BgMrQ)

18
According to the lefts logic, the hijackers were just parading and trespassing in the cockpits of those planes.

Posted by: portlandon at September 12, 2022 01:53 PM (+oR7L)

19 Everything the democrat left accuse us of they are doing, have been doing, and pan on continuing to do.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 12, 2022 01:53 PM (u4CEu)

20 Is there never a limit to the low these people can go?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 12, 2022 01:53 PM (sI15f)

21 Some people did some things on J6.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2022 01:54 PM (52NG7)

22 >>I know for a fact that 9/11 was not the same as January 6th.

3,000 innocents killed by Muslim Terrorists

v.

2 Women killed by Capitol Police

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 01:54 PM (L14qM)

23 "Our own"....

I do not recall ever seeing or being party to any paperwork or ritual that would make such despicable bootlickers "my own".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 12, 2022 01:54 PM (/EuRN)

24 Their violence is speech...

Posted by: 496 at September 12, 2022 01:54 PM (VJsqe)

25 It's not hypocrisy. They're flaunting their power level.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 12, 2022 01:54 PM (DFwKU)

26 Righteous rant.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 01:54 PM (yHsuS)

27 I'll police myself leftists.

Thanks.

Now go and fuck right off.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 12, 2022 01:54 PM (BFigT)

28 6
'make you go away'

I like this idea for our friends on the left.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 12, 2022 01:55 PM (roH4R)

29 12 They want someone to snap.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 12, 2022 01:53 PM

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Exactly. Like that nut who went to the FBI in Ohio. They were hoping for more.

Posted by: portlandon at September 12, 2022 01:55 PM (+oR7L)

30 Twitter must come with a shovel considering all the bullshit thrown around.

Posted by: huerfano, stochastic commenter at September 12, 2022 01:55 PM (dTFZY)

31 To be fair.

AOC WAS raped an equal number fo times on 9/11 and 1/06.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 01:55 PM (L14qM)

32 16 There were a million protestors in DC on Jan 6.

If they wanted to haven an insurrection they would have taken over the government.

If they wanted to engage in terrorism they would have killed a bunch of people.

But they peacefully protested even as the government flat out murdered two of them.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2022 01:53 PM (ESjRY)

This is a concise and well constructed comment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2022 01:55 PM (5JqIf)

33 "This is unacceptable."

We'll probably accept it for longer than an acceptable interval.

Posted by: gp Is Lit AF at September 12, 2022 01:55 PM (24fqN)

34 Tristan Snell? More like Tristan Smells...

Posted by: Boswell at September 12, 2022 01:55 PM (+Cgut)

35 MAGA came much closer to toppling America than Al Queda ever did. They were, and still are, inside the wire.

Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at September 12, 2022 01:55 PM (2T/Va)

36 20 Is there never a limit to the low these people can go?
Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 12, 2022 01:53 PM (sI15f)

No. And these fucking bottomfeeders are nowhere near the bottom.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 12, 2022 01:55 PM (Oa1Nr)

37 I know for a fact that 9/11 was not the same as January 6th. Here's how I know: Because

we didn't kill 3,000 democrats.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2022 01:56 PM (jTdAu)

38 And i bet if confronted by a cop or fire fighter these leftist would shrivel up and probably offer them a complimentary hand job.

These cockgobblers know they won't dare face criticism from the media, and Twitter wil protect them from anyone who questions how they even get out of the door in the morning due to their extreme stupidity.

I hope these assholes end up having to face what the victims of 9/11 did, they want to equate dying to being mildly inconvenienced on a day you expected to only work until noon, then i honestly couldn't give a shit what happens to them. I'll pr on a parade if 3rd term Trump or President DeSantis starts acting like thre fascist they claim those two are, they need to implement government run helicopter rides for all these people.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 12, 2022 01:56 PM (TqOaJ)

39 This is a concise and well constructed comment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2022 01:55 PM (5JqIf)

Yep. Threadwinner. And I'm out.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 01:56 PM (yHsuS)

40 Redbull is fuel. Gasoline is fuel. Gasoline is redbull.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 12, 2022 01:56 PM (BaEj2)

41 Is there never a limit to the low these people can go?
Posted by: Miss Issippi

Well, they have only limited intelligence to think up new evil schemes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 12, 2022 01:56 PM (FVME7)

42 The difference between Democrats and Republicans is that Democrats take their displeasure with government into the streets.

Republicans take it to the government, where it belongs.

Posted by: creeper at September 12, 2022 01:56 PM (cTCuP)

43 Like 3000 people murdered on Jan6, how about 2 murdered and both Trump people

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 12, 2022 01:56 PM (XRXmm)

44 I'd like to see the ratio numbers for those two idiots.

Posted by: Archer at September 12, 2022 01:56 PM (gmo/4)

45 So what was 6 months of BLM riots aimed at intimidating the courts and police?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 01:57 PM (tiR3O)

46 Exactly. Like that nut who went to the FBI in Ohio. They were hoping for more.
Posted by: portlandon at September 12, 2022 01:55 PM (+oR7L)
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What these idiots on the left do not get is that if the right decides they've had enough, it won't be like leftists burning down cities.

Things will, most likely, be far more individualistic and targeted. I do not think it will be a random attack on a federal building.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 01:57 PM (5pTK/)

47 My life is just empty enough that I had to go back and make sure:

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Can't be too long before someone tells us this is comparable to 9/11.

Posted by: ... at January 06, 2021 03:39 PM (yyGqV)
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Posted by: ... at September 12, 2022 01:57 PM (BXxcV)

48 Keep it up, Democrats. You're the best advertisement there is for why you need to be replaced.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 12, 2022 01:57 PM (7B5FA)

49
The only acts of violence on 1/6 were committed AGAINST innocent people/dupes of the FBI BY the FBI and/or Capitol Police.

Mark Warner is a piece of shit. And that is an insult to feces.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2022 01:57 PM (x0n13)

50 'The Big Steal can't Melt Democracy!'

Posted by: Rosie o'Donnel at September 12, 2022 01:57 PM (L14qM)

51 How many dead police officers are they claiming now on 1/6? 100? I am actually sort of surprised they did not **** MTG (as for instance) in order to both eliminate an enemy, but also add to the Reichstag fire.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2022 01:57 PM (5JqIf)

52 These people need to be shunned from academia.
School administrators "constrain professor's agency" by forcing them to teach the topic they are hired to teach and perpetuate white supremacy by expecting students to learn the topic of the class they are taking.

It says the professor was also racist because she wanted her students to learn physics. “We would argue that Iris’ agency is constrained by whiteness. The outcome expected of her teaching is students who can access the center defined by physics,” the paper says. “We contend that the structure of schooling — and in particular, mechanisms of control such as grades or academic qualifications — co-produces whiteness.”

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 12, 2022 01:58 PM (t3/qz)

53 Is "well-traveled" a euphemism for "gerbil-infested"?

Posted by: Wally at September 12, 2022 01:58 PM (FJYfm)

54 If I hit one of these idiots in the back of the head with a shovel, can I call that an 'agricultural accident?' I mean, since they can redefine history, can I do the same thing?

Posted by: JB1000 at September 12, 2022 01:58 PM (T0r1g)

55 Boy, even JJ makes fun of me for liking the opera, but who gives their kid a name like Tristan?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 12, 2022 01:58 PM (lz5hY)

56 Hey Sid, try getting out of your mom's basement.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 12, 2022 01:58 PM (SZzOK)

57 didn't AG Garland say a month long attempt to destroy a federal courthouse in Portland wasn't terrorism because it happened at night?

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2022 01:58 PM (Ynyl9)

58 We mourn the 2700 Capitol Police officers who were killed or at risk of being killed on 1/6.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 12, 2022 01:59 PM (t3/qz)

59 How long can I keep my dead dog in the refrigertor?

Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at September 12, 2022 01:59 PM (roH4R)

60 >> who gives their kid a name like Tristan?

You want a gay kid, you name him Tristan.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 01:59 PM (L14qM)

61 There are a lot of Dems walking around with a broken comparer.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 01:59 PM (krQz2)

62 56 Hey Sid, try getting out of your mom's basement.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 12, 2022 01:58 PM (SZzOK)

Is basement a euphemism for 'anal passage' now?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2022 01:59 PM (5JqIf)

63 Mark Warner has always been a scumbag, but this over-the-top rhetoric proves what a bubble he lives in, and how the bubble effect takes everything to eleventy, or higher.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 12, 2022 01:59 PM (Qpy1X)

64 We mourn the 2700 Capitol Police officers who were killed or at risk of being killed on 1/6.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 12, 2022 01:59 PM (t3/qz)

3000. Gotta get that number up past the 9/11 death toll.

Posted by: Wally at September 12, 2022 01:59 PM (FJYfm)

65 I am so glad I stayed away from most media yesterday.

Posted by: Catherine at September 12, 2022 02:00 PM (ZSsrh)

66 If 1/6 and 9/11 are truly to be equal, there should be something close to a body count.

Anything less is bullshit, and they know it.

Anything more and I'll get visitors, so see y'all next thead, maybe.

Posted by: Buddy at September 12, 2022 02:00 PM (FCbAQ)

67 That we even have to address this detestable insanity speaks volumes about the state this country's in.

Posted by: PacosMojo at September 12, 2022 02:00 PM (cDqb0)

68 Soon Polish shovel diplomacy will be practiced on the deplorables. Which oddly doesn't come up on any of the search engines, but those of us old enough to remember Solidarity and the Polish junta know what I am talking about.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 02:00 PM (I76dP)

69 Skyler is another name that I can't take seriously as an adult.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 12, 2022 02:00 PM (t3/qz)

70 So...help me with something here.

If the Jan 6 protests are like the 9/11 terror attacks, why is the FNM demanding that people stop being mean to Ray Epps online?

I mean...there narrative would make him like Mohammed Atta right? And yet not only has he not been arrested, supposedly pointing out he was a "ringleader" in getting people to go into the building is...harassment or something?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2022 02:00 PM (ESjRY)

71 Didn't Gina Carano get canceled for retweeting a tweet comparing conservatives to Jews? That's bad, but comparing them to terrorists is okay. Sure, I get it.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 12, 2022 02:00 PM (BJKQV)

72 You want a gay kid, you name him Tristan.

/Cries

Posted by: Isolde at September 12, 2022 02:01 PM (ESjRY)

73 Told ya we should have neutered Hoover and his Biotch Traulson

Posted by: Rachel Madcow with MAchine gun at September 12, 2022 02:01 PM (5Ai+M)

74 Is "well-traveled" a euphemism for "gerbil-infested"?
Posted by: Wally

I think I heard it as 'monkeypoxed'.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 12, 2022 02:01 PM (SZzOK)

75 35.....

Burn in hell Sid. And burn slowly.

Posted by: PacosMojo at September 12, 2022 02:01 PM (cDqb0)

76 Mark Warner is a piece of shit. And that is an insult to feces.
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This is true. His redeeming quality is he is a consistent piece of shit.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 02:01 PM (tiR3O)

77
Anything more and I'll get visitors, so see y'all next thead, maybe.
Posted by: Buddy at September 12, 2022 02:00 PM (FCbAQ)

Fuck it. They're here anyway.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 12, 2022 02:01 PM (Oa1Nr)

78 >> Skyler is another name that I can't take seriously as an adult.

Always makes me laugh because of Shelley on South Park.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 02:01 PM (L14qM)

79 Fun thing about Gina Carano - she was in the cut scenes in the old Red Alert games...playing a Russian spec ops soldier.

See...RUSSIANS!

Posted by: Isolde at September 12, 2022 02:02 PM (ESjRY)

80 Not an attack, not even a riot.

Anyone who calls January 6th 'insurrection' should be banned from speaking English in public until they learn the language.

Posted by: fluffy at September 12, 2022 02:02 PM (UqnOO)

81 speaking of crazy people:

Hi friend, my name is Charlie Crist, and I just became the Democratic nominee for governor of Florida.

My opponent? Gov. Ron DeSantis, one of the most dangerous Republicans nationwide.

Ron DeSantis has been using Florida as a testing ground for some of the most cruel and divisive culture war tactics of the last two years. He has been setting himself up as a likely presidential contender, and it’s been working.

DeSantis signed one of the first vile "Don't Say Gay" bills. He attacked Disney and the Special Olympics when they opposed his policies. He's even created an "elections police" unit that people fear will be more about voter intimidation than voter protection.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2022 02:02 PM (Ynyl9)

82 72 Heh.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 12, 2022 02:02 PM (lz5hY)

83 Skyler is another name that I can't take seriously as an adult.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 12, 2022 02:00 PM (t3/qz)

Kip.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 12, 2022 02:02 PM (Oa1Nr)

84 Skyler? I hardly knew her!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2022 02:03 PM (52NG7)

85 DeSantis signed one of the first vile "Don't Say Gay" bills.

I still think DeSantis had a minor misstep in not formally calling this the "Ok Groomer" bill

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2022 02:03 PM (ESjRY)

86 We need to say their names - Sarah Reese Jones and Tristan Snell. Despicable idiots, in the extreme.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 12, 2022 02:03 PM (Xrfse)

87 81 DeSantis signed one of the first vile "Don't Say Gay" bills. He attacked Disney and the Special Olympics when they opposed his policies. He's even created an "elections police" unit that people fear will be more about voter intimidation than voter protection.
Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2022 02:02 PM (Ynyl9)

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I'm waiting for the turn to bad things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

88 ThEY were trYInG TO oVerTUrN THE eleCtIoN!

I have yet to hear a coherent explanation on HOW this was to be achieved. One "theory" some toolbag gave me was they were going to seize the 538 electoral votes and then they'd be able to change the results.

That's probably the dumbest thing I've heard in ages.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2022 02:03 PM (kDGvA)

89 We need to call this what it is; it is not news, it is not opinion, it is news shaping.

There is a narrative, and they are paid or otherwise encouraged to push it. I doubt they even think this - they are just doing what they are told.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 12, 2022 02:03 PM (lTGtQ)

90 What these idiots on the left do not get is that if the right decides they've had enough, it won't be like leftists burning down cities.

Things will, most likely, be far more individualistic and targeted. I do not think it will be a random attack on a federal building.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 01:57 PM

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I think so as well. The anger will be focused on individuals. Not rage that kills/destroys at random.

Posted by: portlandon at September 12, 2022 02:03 PM (+oR7L)

91 This will come as now surprise to anyone, but "Tristan" Snell went to Princeton and is a longtime Trump Derangement Syndrome victim.

Tristan graduated from Princeton University, where he was elected to Phi Beta Kappa. He received his law degree from the University of Virginia, where he was an editor of the Virginia Law Review. Tristan later worked in the renowned intellectual property, appellate, and venture practices at WilmerHale, where he also worked on the Boumediene v. Bush team that won the first habeas writs for detainees at Guantanamo Bay. He served as a law clerk to the Hon. Eric N. Vitaliano, U.S. District Court Judge for the Eastern District of New York, and as Assistant Attorney General for the State of New York as a civil prosecutor and investigator in consumer protection.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 12, 2022 02:03 PM (Qpy1X)

92 Ron DeSantis has been using Florida as a testing ground for some of the most cruel and divisive culture war tactics of the last two years.

Everything keeps coming up cruelty lately. Chuy is a trendsetter.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 12, 2022 02:04 PM (ZGrMX)

93 88 ThEY were trYInG TO oVerTUrN THE eleCtIoN!

I have yet to hear a coherent explanation on HOW this was to be achieved. One "theory" some toolbag gave me was they were going to seize the 538 electoral votes and then they'd be able to change the results.

That's probably the dumbest thing I've heard in ages.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2022 02:03 PM (kDGvA)

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Hold Congress captive until Trump became president 4 lyfe?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 02:04 PM (LvTSG)

94 I see the Democrats have "moved on" from Bush Planned 9/11. That narrative was useful while it lasted I guess.

But now we find out 9/11 was "terrorists" after all.

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2022 02:04 PM (BXxcV)

95 This "9/11" and "1/6" rhetoric is about Democrats getting wiped out in the mid terms. Democrats are grasping at whatever straw they can find, in order to make people believe Democrats remaining in power is the only way to keep our precious democracy.

funflation and Jan 6 terrorism are linked to democrats retaining power, and nothing more.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 02:04 PM (5pTK/)

96 In the summer of 2020 leftists rioted, looted, burned, assaulted and murdered their way across the US culminating in a riot and an attack on the White House that injured dozens of Secret Service and other law enforcement but somehow that was all just a mostly peaceful protest but Jan 6th was a terrorist attack.

This is beyond gaslighting, this is straight up fascism.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2022 02:04 PM (ZLI7S)

97
two rules?

Soon there will be zero rules.
Posted by: rd

The often predicted often promised backlash?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2022 02:04 PM (63Dwl)

98 Apropos of nothing, homemade frijoles negros refritos are so much better than something out of a can for nachos.

Don't spare the lard.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 02:04 PM (I76dP)

99 >>Tristan graduated from Princeton University, where he was elected to Phi Beta Kappa.

So. He eats Graham Crackers out of the asscracks of men.

His parents really nailed that name.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 02:05 PM (L14qM)

100 69 Knew a guy whose grandkid was named Skyler, because the kids conceived in Skyler NE. "Good thing he didn't knock her up in Wahoo".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 12, 2022 02:05 PM (lz5hY)

101 One of the best posts ever

Posted by: Jim Parks at September 12, 2022 02:05 PM (v2iao)

102 If the Jan 6 protests are like the 9/11 terror attacks, why is the FNM demanding that people stop being mean to Ray Epps online?

I mean...there narrative would make him like Mohammed Atta right? And yet not only has he not been arrested, supposedly pointing out he was a "ringleader" in getting people to go into the building is...harassment or something?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2022 02:00 PM (ESjRY)
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Over the target.

But, on the other hand, they've been trying to tell us that you only *think* his whispering is suspicious. It either 1) didn't happen, despite that you saw it online (at one of your pro-terrorist sites!), or 2) wasn't significant even though it happened right before the breach...coincidentally.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 02:05 PM (krQz2)

103 95 This "9/11" and "1/6" rhetoric is about Democrats getting wiped out in the mid terms. Democrats are grasping at whatever straw they can find, in order to make people believe Democrats remaining in power is the only way to keep our precious democracy.

funflation and Jan 6 terrorism are linked to democrats retaining power, and nothing more.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 02:04 PM (5pTK/)

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It will be justification for Biden's pen and phone because Republicans are bad and Biden doesn't need to go through bad people to implement policy according to the living constitution.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

104 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

105 People who assign agency and free will only to people they hate are miserable.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 12, 2022 02:05 PM (44ww/)

106 The FNM: Our sacred elections are the sacred ritual of our sacred Democracy! Anyone that questions where there was fraud in an election is a NAZI that should be sent to a prison camp!

Also the FNM: The elections on 1980, 2000, 2004, and 2016 were all stolen

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2022 02:05 PM (ESjRY)

107 >>I have yet to hear a coherent explanation on HOW this was to be achieved.

Easy.

When you pull out of AOC you become King.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 02:05 PM (L14qM)

108 This just in:

The twats is full of idiots. Extremely useless idiots.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

109 Yeah, if Jan 6 truly was as bad as 9/11, the capitol would have been burned to the ground with congress still in it.

Last I looked, the Capitol building still stands and congress critters are still free to ruin our lives.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 01:51 PM (5pTK/)

Which is why I said at the time that at least the Reichstag Fire had had, you know, *fire*.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 12, 2022 02:06 PM (nC+QA)

110 So they're saying the same people were behind the actual bloodshed on Sep 11th and Jan 6th. I would think they'd want to hide that.

Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2022 02:06 PM (iW8nX)

111 Exactly. Like that nut who went to the FBI in Ohio. They were hoping for more.
Posted by: portlandon at September 12, 2022 01:55 PM (+oR7L)

I think that was an op

Posted by: Oldcat at September 12, 2022 02:06 PM (eoQWY)

112 >>This will come as no surprise to anyone, but "Tristan" Snell went to Princeton and is a longtime Trump Derangement Syndrome victim.

Red diaper baby...

Posted by: Boswell at September 12, 2022 02:06 PM (+Cgut)

113 88 ThEY were trYInG TO oVerTUrN THE eleCtIoN!

I have yet to hear a coherent explanation on HOW this was to be achieved. One "theory" some toolbag gave me was they were going to seize the 538 electoral votes and then they'd be able to change the results.

That's probably the dumbest thing I've heard in ages.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2022 02:03 PM (kDGvA)

I mean if they wanted to do that, the building is old all they had to do was stage a toilet overflowing to shut down counting...

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 12, 2022 02:06 PM (53oGX)

114 My daughter told me that in her public school she is the only person who stands for the pledge in her classroom. And most of the teachers refuse to stand as well. They teach their students to hate.

Posted by: 7man at September 12, 2022 02:06 PM (qwO6y)

115 107 Easy.

When you pull out of AOC you become King.
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 02:05 PM (L14qM)

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If you pull a train you create an oligarchy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

116 Early voting is already starting in some states or soon will be and Republicans have higher voter enthusiasm going in to November.

Democrats need their base absolutely terrified to motivate them to vote.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 12, 2022 02:07 PM (BJKQV)

117 Hodgetwins
@hodgetwins

Innocent people were forced to jump from burning buildings to their death on 9/11. Police held doors open for grandma to walk through the Capitol on 1/6. People comparing the two are soulless clowns.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2022 02:07 PM (NpAcC)

118 Kip.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 12, 2022 02:02 PM (Oa1Nr)
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Hey, just because my fans think I sold out is no reason to pick on me!

Posted by: Kip Winger at September 12, 2022 02:07 PM (5pTK/)

119 Dems, the original W.M.D.s. Only they're weapons of mass projection, too.

Posted by: Brando at September 12, 2022 02:07 PM (5NjYz)

120 A trend amongst people I know is abandoning party registration... Both D and R, all going Independent. There is a lot of disgust out there beyond the clanging echo of social media.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 12, 2022 02:07 PM (/EuRN)

121 Sarah Reese Jones? Tristan Snell?

Sounds like a couple of limey twats.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 12, 2022 02:07 PM (ZSK0i)

122 January 6 WAS a terrorist attack. The terrorists (aka Capitol Police) murdered two of the innocent protesters, neither of whom was causing any harm. In fact, one of the murdered protesters, Ashli Babbit, was urging people NOT to enter the Capitol.

Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at September 12, 2022 02:07 PM (oMkPq)

123 67 That we even have to address this detestable insanity speaks volumes about the state this country's in.
Posted by: PacosMojo at September 12, 2022 02:00 PM (cDqb0)

This.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 12, 2022 02:08 PM (BdMk6)

124 117 Hodgetwins
@hodgetwins

Innocent people were forced to jump from burning buildings to their death on 9/11. Police held doors open for grandma to walk through the Capitol on 1/6. People comparing the two are soulless clowns.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2022 02:07 PM (NpAcC)

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They are silly and unserious and should be ignored except for the brief moments that we choose to mock them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

125 When you pull out of AOC you become King.

King you say? All of us? Well hey guys, I guess we already know how to share right?

Posted by: The Boston University Men's Dodgeball team at September 12, 2022 02:08 PM (ESjRY)

126 Republicans are dangerous and must be stopped by any means necessary from saying that Democrats are dangerous and must be stopped by any means necessary!

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2022 02:08 PM (BXxcV)

127 Innocent people were forced to jump from burning buildings to their death on 9/11. Police held doors open for grandma to walk through the Capitol on 1/6. People comparing the two are soulless clowns.

+1000

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 12, 2022 02:08 PM (Xrfse)

128 Those who push for two rules will soon have zero.

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Beginning in 2020, I went full zero rules for the foreseeable future. You want anarchy? Your terms are acceptable, good & hard ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 12, 2022 02:08 PM (JJRgX)

129 If you don't vote, republicans will push your grandma off of a cliff!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 12, 2022 02:08 PM (t3/qz)

130 If you pull a train you create an oligarchy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

Is the train HO gauge?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 12, 2022 02:08 PM (/EuRN)

131 > I am really looking forward to all of these people going out like Marat.

OG Bathtub Boy.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2022 02:08 PM (kDGvA)

132 Local race for Congress is running a Dem ad claiming five officers died as a result of Jan 6th.

Yeah, this is my shocked face.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 12, 2022 02:08 PM (cupoy)

133 It will be justification for Biden's pen and phone because Republicans are bad and Biden doesn't need to go through bad people to implement policy according to the living constitution.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 02:05 PM (LvTSG)
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This is probably an accurate assessment.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 02:09 PM (5pTK/)

134 129 If you don't vote, republicans will push your grandma off of a cliff!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 12, 2022 02:08 PM (t3/qz)

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What if I feel like she deserves it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 02:09 PM (LvTSG)

135 If the Jan 6 protests are like the 9/11 terror attacks, why is the FNM demanding that people stop being mean to Ray Epps online?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2022 02:00 PM (ESjRY)

Epps is the turd in the punch bowl for the knuckleheads that made the punch...you can remove him and say, see? Taste great! Or you can leave him...and go "What turd?"

They have appeared to have gone with option two....

Posted by: Boswell at September 12, 2022 02:09 PM (+Cgut)

136 You want a gay kid, you name him Tristan.
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Or Sid.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 12, 2022 02:10 PM (sWM8x)

137 Hold Congress captive until Trump became president 4 lyfe?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

If you hold them, you have to feed them.
Better no prisoners.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2022 02:10 PM (jTdAu)

138 If you don't vote, republicans will push your grandma off of a cliff!

What if I feel like she deserves it?

I
can
make
better
lasagna
ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Posted by: Grammy going over the cliff at September 12, 2022 02:10 PM (ESjRY)

139 133 It will be justification for Biden's pen and phone because Republicans are bad and Biden doesn't need to go through bad people to implement policy according to the living constitution.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 02:05 PM (LvTSG)
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This is probably an accurate assessment.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 02:09 PM (5pTK/)

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Either that or a nationwide purge of everyone who has voted Republican, Libertarian, or Constitution Party over the past 20 years, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

140 What if I feel like she deserves it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 02:09 PM (LvTSG).

Hmm, she is white, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 02:10 PM (I76dP)

141 They claim they're "Policing Their Own."

what?

nobody on earth claims them as fam. WTF are they talking about??

Posted by: kallisto at September 12, 2022 02:10 PM (dCxaZ)

142 138 What if I feel like she deserves it?

I can make better lasagna ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Posted by: Grammy going over the cliff at September 12, 2022 02:10 PM (ESjRY)

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Never put spinach in lasagna. It happened to me once.

Once.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

143 I force feed grandma Alpo from a can.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 12, 2022 02:11 PM (Oa1Nr)

144 Soylent Gray is Grandma!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 02:11 PM (I76dP)

145 107 Easy.

When you pull out of AOC you become King.
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 02:05 PM (L14qM)

That's a strange way to spell, Infected.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 12, 2022 02:12 PM (53oGX)

146 I legit wish 1/6 was just as destructive as these drama queens imagine.

DC is a backed-up sewer

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 12, 2022 02:12 PM (V6f9+)

147 Worse than Watergate

Posted by: Carl Bernstein at September 12, 2022 02:12 PM (63Dwl)

148 When you pull out of AOC you become King.
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 02:05 PM (L14qM)

King Harv has some explaining to do.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 12, 2022 02:12 PM (ZGrMX)

149 Whole lot of leftists and GOPers keep telling us we're the enemy. I mean, we know where this eventually going. Conservatives losing jobs, being thrown in jail, and murdered for sport.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 12, 2022 02:12 PM (d2bW3)

150 I force feed grandma Alpo from a can.

Brah! Me too! Hey wanna go do some lifts together and then maybe a hot steamy shower?

Posted by: Paul Ryan at September 12, 2022 02:12 PM (ESjRY)

151 Tristan's wife is not named "Isolde", just to be clear. His legal scholarship includes an essay on legal protections for "same-sex attracted people" who lost partners to HIV and need bereavement time off. So, make of that what you will.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 12, 2022 02:12 PM (rs4mf)

152 146 I legit wish 1/6 was just as destructive as these drama queens imagine.

DC is a backed-up sewer
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 12, 2022 02:12 PM (V6f9+)

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DC was better when John Quincy Adams skinny dipped in the Potomac.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 02:12 PM (LvTSG)

153 This is like a Kurt Schlichter column. Lots of fiery talk. Bravo. But what are we actually gonna DO about any of this? Vote harderer?

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 12, 2022 02:12 PM (iFTx/)

154 Spinach Lasagna can be good, but it doesn't reheat well...

and Lasagna is always best once it has had time to settle/cool.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 02:13 PM (L14qM)

155 I have "Gunsmoke" on, and I truly believe all here are like Festus Hagen and his mule.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 12, 2022 02:13 PM (lz5hY)

156 @79 Fun thing about Gina Carano - she was in the cut scenes in the old Red Alert games...playing a Russian spec ops soldier.

See...RUSSIANS!

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I played that one. She didn't do much on-screen. In fact, iirc the only time she appeared in a video segment was a quite cameo standing behind the Soviet premier during an *Allied* mission. Quite the contrast with the other three women in that game, who appeared frequently, and had lots of lines.

It always struck me as rather odd.

Posted by: junior at September 12, 2022 02:13 PM (Sj3lB)

157 Tristan's wife is not named "Isolde", just to be clear.

I disagree!

Posted by: Shakespeare at September 12, 2022 02:13 PM (ESjRY)

158 Tristan graduated from Princeton University, where he was elected to Phi Beta Kappa. He received his law degree from the University of Virginia, where he was an editor of the Virginia Law Review.

Seven years of college - down the drain.

Posted by: Archer at September 12, 2022 02:13 PM (gmo/4)

159 Zucchini Lasagna is an abomination before the Lord and yet Mrs928 seems to make it semi-annually.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 02:14 PM (I76dP)

160 DC was better when John Quincy Adams skinny dipped in the Potomac.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 02:12 PM (LvTSG)

He set the wrong example, clearly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 12, 2022 02:14 PM (V6f9+)

161 72 You want a gay kid, you name him Tristan.

/Cries
Posted by: Isolde at September 12, 2022 02:01 PM (ESjRY)

Psst...I'm over here

Posted by: Tramtrist at September 12, 2022 02:14 PM (BgMrQ)

162 If you hold them, you have to feed them.
Better no prisoners.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2022 02:10 PM (jTdAu)
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Plus, they're all lawyers. Wouldn't it be greener if we had fewer lawyers? Seems like fighting climate change requires us to have fewer lawyers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 12, 2022 02:14 PM (rs4mf)

163 Zucchini Lasagna is an abomination before the Lord and yet Mrs928 seems to make it semi-annually.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 02:14 PM (I76dP)

I feel your pain, my brother.

Posted by: Archer at September 12, 2022 02:15 PM (gmo/4)

164 And those who used to determine who got which of the two rules applied will have a very different rule applied directly to them if it gets that bad. You can start with the French revolution as a primer. But there are more examples throughout history, easy to find. All nasty to experience.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 12, 2022 02:15 PM (xWZcb)

165 Eggplant lasagna is quite good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 12, 2022 02:15 PM (Oa1Nr)

166 If you pull a train you create an oligarchy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

Is the train HO gauge?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

HO - $20. Same as in town.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2022 02:15 PM (jTdAu)

167 Reminds me, has anybody seen Gesticulatiin' Pete around recently?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2022 02:15 PM (kXYt5)

168 But what are we actually gonna DO about any of this? Vote harderer?

Posted by: Elric Blade at

Yes. We'll get em next time. Maybe in 24 or 26?

Get yourself a Plan B if you don't have one already.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at September 12, 2022 02:15 PM (8b1G3)

169 This is like a Kurt Schlichter column. Lots of fiery talk. Bravo. But what are we actually gonna DO about any of this? Vote harderer?
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 12, 2022 02:12 PM (iFTx/)
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There is currently a multi prong attack going on: First, DeSantis is leading the way through pushing back on the Fed Agenda. Ducey and Abbott are sending illegals to various blue "sanctuary" cities. Also, some states, like AZ, have instituted modest election reforms, which will make difference going forward. Basically, states are trying to push back and create conditions for the ballot box to be successful, with the idea being we exhaust every avenue available before opening the final box. Whether or not are going to succeed is very much up in the air. 4th and long, as it were.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 02:16 PM (5pTK/)

170 these are real people, you need to convince me,

Posted by: no 6 at September 12, 2022 02:16 PM (i0Lci)

171 60 You want a gay kid, you name him Tristan.

it does roll off the tongue better than stanstanstan

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 12, 2022 02:16 PM (sGtp+)

172 167 Reminds me, has anybody seen Gesticulatiin' Pete around recently?

Posted by: Muldoon

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No.

Posted by: whig at September 12, 2022 02:17 PM (CXr4y)

173 wanted to post an email from another dummy, the NY A G Tush James, but it's being rejected as looking like spam. She wants me to sign a card thanking Dr Fauci for his lifetime of service.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2022 02:17 PM (Ynyl9)

174 Oh, too funny, but the Dems are starting to worry election polling is missing in very familiar ways. The only WSJ columnist I still read with any regularity just started his latest with this wonderful pull-quote:

"Yes, the Polling Warning Signs Are Flashing Again," announces a New York Times headline. "Democrats are polling well in exactly the places where surveys missed most in 2020," adds the Times

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 12, 2022 02:17 PM (rs4mf)

175 I think it's a bit tough to compare right here, right now, with other pre-revolutionary phases of history. I can't think of too many examples where an otherwise free people were re-subjugated by their own supposedly free system. Everywhere else has always been centuries of oppressive, unequal, unfair systems that were just "the way things are" until they violently weren't... and then things became much worse.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 12, 2022 02:18 PM (/EuRN)

176 Gesticulate the ball down the field...

/Hank Stram

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2022 02:18 PM (kXYt5)

177 174 "Yes, the Polling Warning Signs Are Flashing Again," announces a New York Times headline. "Democrats are polling well in exactly the places where surveys missed most in 2020," adds the Times
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 12, 2022 02:17 PM (rs4mf)

=========

But remember, the polls in June may have been wrong in 2022, but they'll definitely be right in June of 2024. Shit your pants daily when the polls come out through the summer of an election year.

It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 02:18 PM (LvTSG)

178 >>First, DeSantis is leading the way through pushing back on the Fed Agenda. Ducey and Abbott are sending illegals to various blue "sanctuary" cities.

Abbott is preparing to send illegals to Philly. I absolutely love that! All for it. The sooner this city collapses, the better.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 12, 2022 02:18 PM (d2bW3)

179 I would really enjoy watching should Baseball Cuck ever finds himself in the presence of pAntifa while they're peacefully protesting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

180 This is a strain of the relativism that was so known in the 70s

Without God, morality is whatever a person wants it to be. Same with justice.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 12, 2022 02:18 PM (cKsLx)

181 The left has painted the Republicans and conservatives into a corner. Should they act out piecemeal they'll be decimated by law enforcement, the justice system and the political establishment.

At this point, options on the table are few.

Waiting for a political solution might be futile. Whatever the case time is certainly growing short.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 12, 2022 02:19 PM (BFigT)

182 169 This is like a Kurt Schlichter column. Lots of fiery talk. Bravo. But what are we actually gonna DO about any of this? Vote harderer?
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 12, 2022 02:12 PM (iFTx/)
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There is currently a multi prong attack going on: First, DeSantis is leading the way through pushing back on the Fed Agenda. Ducey and Abbott are sending illegals to various blue "sanctuary" cities. Also, some states, like AZ, have instituted modest election reforms, which will make difference going forward. Basically, states are trying to push back and create conditions for the ballot box to be successful, with the idea being we exhaust every avenue available before opening the final box. Whether or not are going to succeed is very much up in the air. 4th and long, as it were.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 02:16 PM (5pTK/)
___________________________

So our plan is a few mosquito bites on a rhino's ass then, eh?

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 12, 2022 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

183 Keith Olbermann is a twat.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2022 02:19 PM (Ynyl9)

184 September 11th: Thousands of innocent Americans murdered by foreign nationals.
January 6th: Two innocent Americans murdered by their own government

These are entirely different and only a monster would deliberately conflate them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 12, 2022 02:19 PM (WWh8n)

185 Tristan unt Isolde

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 12, 2022 02:20 PM (63cLE)

186 Alexander Solzenitzen warned us that a third of the populace will imprison (or worse) another third while the third third will stand by and do nothing.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, spam afficionado at September 12, 2022 02:20 PM (jTmQV)

187 Do you have to be completely oblivious to work at the State Dept?

They actually just twatted a self congratulatory announcement reminding people they are working with Mexico to make it the lovely failed narco-state murder central shithole it is today.

https://bit.ly/3RF2SAZ

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2022 02:20 PM (kDGvA)

188 Abbott is preparing to send illegals to Philly. I absolutely love that! All for it. The sooner this city collapses, the better.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 12, 2022 02:18 PM (d2bW3)

He should have a wheel of sanctuary cities that he can spin to decide who gets the bus each day. Televise it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 02:20 PM (I76dP)

189 Gianni's Ristorante Italiano in Everett has really good lasagna. And their chicken pistachio is incredibly delicious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 12, 2022 02:20 PM (V6f9+)

190 Spin wheel, spin!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 02:20 PM (I76dP)

191 Keith Olbermann is a twat.
Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2022 02:19 PM (Ynyl9)

Who?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

192 Never forget that there were 2977 people that lost their lives on 911. The impact that these deaths has had on their families is immeasurable.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2022 02:21 PM (NpAcC)

193 Posted by: Elric Blade at September 12, 2022 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

What would you like "us" to do, Elric. What are you doing, or was your comment in reference to politicians not doing anything?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2022 02:21 PM (wvo9L)

194 Reminds me, has anybody seen Gesticulatiin' Pete around recently?

Posted by: Muldoon

I saw Masticating Pete around earlier. Are they related?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 02:21 PM (yHsuS)

195 159 Zucchini Lasagna is an abomination before the Lord and yet Mrs928 seems to make it semi-annually.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 02:14 PM (I76dP)

--------------------------------

Lasagna has four basic ingredients:
Noodles
Red Sauce
Sausage
Cheese

Some variation within these ingredients is allowed.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 12, 2022 02:21 PM (uPgE/)

196 Local race for Congress is running a Dem ad claiming five officers died as a result of Jan 6th.

They keep repeating this lie and the lemmings believe it.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 12, 2022 02:22 PM (nxdel)

197
Are the protectors in the DC jail being treated better or worse than the prisoners at Guantanimo?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2022 02:22 PM (1Nxff)

198 151 Tristan's wife is not named "Isolde", just to be clear. His legal scholarship includes an essay on legal protections for "same-sex attracted people" who lost partners to HIV and need bereavement time off. So, make of that what you will.

there you go, assuming isolde's gender, you hater.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 12, 2022 02:22 PM (sGtp+)

199 September 11th: Thousands of innocent Americans murdered by foreign nationals.
January 6th: Two innocent Americans murdered by their own government

These are entirely different and only a monster would deliberately conflate them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 12, 2022 02:19 PM (WWh8n)

This.

You should throw that down there on the twatters.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

200 So how long or what type legislation will it take before all the MAGA candidates that are voted in in November get removed/arrested?

Posted by: JROD at September 12, 2022 02:22 PM (0jZnq)

201 This is unacceptable. Either we emulate the French example, whereby we give a very wide latitude to political protesters, or we are emulating the Soviet/Third World example, in which we give a pass to violent revolutionaries favored by The Regime and harsh sentences to Subversive Gesticulators disfavored by The Regime.
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That latter one is the winning ticket. Nothing new. The last time the Dems acted like this, they had their armed street goons hurting people and if those people tried to counter-protest or just to defend themselves, they were punished viciously by corrupt judges and juries.

The last time, it was the KKK. This time, it's Antifa. The targets and methods are different, but the phenomena are the same.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 12, 2022 02:22 PM (WWh8n)

202 I think the Subversive Gesticulators are opening for the Flaming Lips these days.

Posted by: Milquetoast mortgage-paying neighbor in flyover country at September 12, 2022 02:22 PM (RTFfA)

203 But 5 police were murdered on Jan. 6th by heavily armed MAGA voters led by Trump himself !

Posted by: JOE at September 12, 2022 02:22 PM (bs+z0)

204 Sometimes you just have to pack up and head out.

Posted by: The Pilgrims at September 12, 2022 02:23 PM (8b1G3)

205 Local race for Congress is running a Dem ad claiming five officers died

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 12, 2022 02:08 PM (cupoy)

It's election time so I guess it's time for Democrats to claim they "back the blue".

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2022 02:23 PM (BXxcV)

206 What happened to fry pigs like bacon?

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2022 02:24 PM (BXxcV)

207 He should have a wheel of sanctuary cities that he can spin to decide who gets the bus each day. Televise it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 02:20 PM (I76dP)

That is brilliant!

I volunteer to be Vanna White.

Posted by: creeper at September 12, 2022 02:24 PM (cTCuP)

208 Sometimes you just have to pack up and head out.
Posted by: The Pilgrims at September 12, 2022 02:23 PM (8b1G3)

Agreed!

Posted by: Your Morning Turd at September 12, 2022 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

209 But 5 police were murdered on Jan. 6th by heavily armed MAGA voters led by Trump himself !

"Worse, they were led by Trump's penis." - Millions of wine moms angry that he married Melania instead of them

Posted by: Ian S. at September 12, 2022 02:24 PM (ZGrMX)

210 60 >> who gives their kid a name like Tristan?

You want a gay kid, you name him Tristan.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 01:59 PM (L14qM)
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There's an island in the South Atlantic called Tristan da Cunha.

Posted by: Ciampino - you can really be by yourse;f there at September 12, 2022 02:24 PM (qfLjt)

211 Sometimes you just have to pack up and head out.

Posted by: The Pilgrims at September 12, 2022 02:23 PM (8b1G3)

Plymouth Rock is closed. Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 02:24 PM (yHsuS)

212 @132 Local race for Congress is running a Dem ad claiming five officers died as a result of Jan 6t

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The Dems have been claiming that for a while now. Biden mentioned it, for instance. But one of the cops died months later, iirc after being hit by a car that rammed the barriers around the White House.

Sicknik is another, and iirc the other three are suicides. There's nothing to connect the suicides to what happened on January 6.

Posted by: junior at September 12, 2022 02:24 PM (Sj3lB)

213 He should have a wheel of sanctuary cities that he can spin to decide who gets the bus each day. Televise it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 02:20 PM (I76dP)

Wheel of Sanctuary turn turn turn. Show us the city that soon will burn.

- Yakko

Posted by: Mishdog at September 12, 2022 02:24 PM (H/BkE)

214 Tristan unt Isolde
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 12, 2022 02:20 PM (63cLE)

???

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 12, 2022 02:25 PM (ZSK0i)

215 Let’s make like a fetus and head out.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2022 02:25 PM (52NG7)

216 193 Posted by: Elric Blade at September 12, 2022 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

What would you like "us" to do, Elric. What are you doing, or was your comment in reference to politicians not doing anything?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2022 02:21 PM (wvo9L)
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My question was sarcastic as I think there's nothing that can be done aside from an armed revolution (which ain't gonna happen). The battle is lost and has been for years.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 12, 2022 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

217 re 191: the guy who does a podcast from his mother's laundry room. It usually ends when she starts yelling at him to be quiet. Kind of like Rupert Pupkin with less appeal.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2022 02:26 PM (Ynyl9)

218 Barack Mugabe was the king of no rules.

No birth certificate, no info on who his real sperm donor to his whore mother was, no kollege grade transcripts, no blood tests to see who his kids real parents are, no background check for his days of gloryhole sodomy, no jail for the fast and furious crowd, etc, etc.

No rules whatsoever. Just lots and lots of tape for his husband Michael.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 12, 2022 02:26 PM (YScEb)

219 No doubt left wingers eat this stuff up (Jan 6th was just like 9/11!!) but I know people whom I'm presuming voted for Biden, who when this was brought up last year said "That is dumb". They'd say "Not all Muslims are terrorists" but they know 3000 people died in 9/11.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2022 02:26 PM (wvo9L)

220 Local race for Congress is running a Dem ad claiming five officers died as a result of Jan 6t

The opponent should call them out for the lying sack of shit they are. Often.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

221 If the FBI were in charge of political protests they would all be led by Ray Epps and the violent epicenter would be guys dressed in khakis and blue shirts. The arrestees would include people in costumes and with painted faces.

Not so different from Jan 6, now that I think of it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 12, 2022 02:26 PM (rs4mf)

222 He should have a wheel of sanctuary cities that he can spin to decide who gets the bus each day. Televise it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 02:20 PM (I76dP)
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This is a nice idea. It's like an idea I had for if I ever became president. I wanted to have one side of the Oval Office painted as a grid, with a federal building or office stenciled into each grid position. Every week, I'd throw a dart. Whichever facility it sticks into will be closed, everyone fired, and the physical plant sold off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 12, 2022 02:26 PM (WWh8n)

223 Let’s make like a fetus and head out.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2022 02:25 PM (52NG7)

Nine months trying to get out, a lifetime trying to get back in.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 02:26 PM (yHsuS)

224 Warner an Burr are crooks, they were both involved with the Russian hoax. He can go choke on a dick

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 12, 2022 02:26 PM (M+Lyo)

225 Does this mean I'm the bad guy?

--Jinx AKA D-Fens

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 12, 2022 02:27 PM (L3IUU)

226 Poor bastards that we'll vote in don't realize they are a bunch of terrorists that are the biggest threat to national security. Can you imagine the surprise they're in for?

Posted by: JROD at September 12, 2022 02:28 PM (0jZnq)

227 I am not sure if they are having us on,

or if 9/11 was so unimportant to them that for them it feels the same.

Or more likely they are so muddle brained that they have no way of using logic and objective measures, and only understand feels.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 12, 2022 02:28 PM (cKsLx)

228 169 This is like a Kurt Schlichter column. Lots of fiery talk. Bravo. But what are we actually gonna DO about any of this? Vote harderer?
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Politics is more like plate tectonics--most of the movement occurs out of sight until suddenly things snap into the equivalent of an earthquake. Basically, no one sees what or when any massive movement is coming other than maybe a few professional party strategists on either side with access to massive internal polling results. Once you depart from the political process, the predictions get even murkier because outcomes are no longer very easy to determine---massive upheavals in societies are one-offs which means statistics and social history fail to predict when and how such upheavals take place.

Don't count on anyone being able to predict the future as a result. Least of all the rather stupid propaganda press with the political press coming in for particular obtuseness. You would do better trolling blogs for comments by ground level political operatives.

Posted by: whig at September 12, 2022 02:28 PM (CXr4y)

229 Hello my gray box friends, I just want to say getting a job outside of the house sucks and has interfered with my favorite past time here. I don't recommend it.

I have to read the site in the evening and its like living in the past without the laughs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 12, 2022 02:28 PM (r1R+H)

230 Make like horse shit and hit the trail.

Posted by: Archer at September 12, 2022 02:28 PM (gmo/4)

231 My question was sarcastic as I think there's nothing that can be done aside from an armed revolution (which ain't gonna happen). The battle is lost and has been for years.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 12, 2022 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

So bunker up, or get mobile, or turn narc, I guess. None are inviting options.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 02:29 PM (I76dP)

232 There's nothing to connect the suicides to what happened on January 6.

I always thought that was a bit strange though.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 12, 2022 02:29 PM (nxdel)

233 Nine months trying to get out, a lifetime trying to get back in.
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This is true.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 02:29 PM (4og8o)

234 The real lesson of January 6 is that the Left is terrified of what might happen if enough of the Center Right Independent Normies decide quietly holding signs and voting isn't enough.

They know the violence potential we have and they count on our adherence to "norms" of peaceful protest and fraud facilitated ineffectual voting to keep us from it.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 12, 2022 02:29 PM (OZjDX)

235 We don't need no stinking badges.

Posted by: Worn out quotes database at September 12, 2022 02:29 PM (w3Cjl)

236 I’m waiting on a good Ceaucescu moment, but pretty sure that will never happen.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 12, 2022 02:29 PM (jDYwn)

237 Hello my gray box friends, I just want to say getting a job outside of the house sucks and has interfered with my favorite past time here. I don't recommend it.

I have to read the site in the evening and its like living in the past without the laughs.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 12, 2022 02:28 PM (r1R+H)

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 02:29 PM (I76dP)

238 Every week, I'd throw a dart. Whichever facility it sticks into will be closed, everyone fired, and the physical plant sold off.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 12, 2022 02:26 PM (WWh8n)

You have got my vote. Where's the nomination petition?

Posted by: creeper at September 12, 2022 02:30 PM (cTCuP)

239 Jan. 6th will always be a day on infamy for Me.. It was the day we got married..... . 50 years this Jan.

Posted by: JOE at September 12, 2022 02:30 PM (bs+z0)

240 "Innocent people were forced to jump from burning buildings to their death on 9/11. Police held doors open for grandma to walk through the Capitol on 1/6. People comparing the two are soulless clowns."

if they would release all the footage, I think we'd see cops started a lot of the violence ... flash bangs and some spray at a peaceful crowd behind barricades. It sure seems there were "agent provocateurs" on both sides. Some were cops being violent, some were smashing windows, or that window Ashli went through ... then they were telling people "go in, go in".

Exactly how many non agents became violent? probably a few, but the vast majority were just "parading". If there was some planning, it was not a plan for Insurrection, unless it was some secret plot run by the FBI.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 12, 2022 02:30 PM (Cus5s)

241 The "Funflation" propagandists and the "9/11 = 01/05" propagandists are the same people. They live in their special bubbles, they dream the same dreams of hate and oppression. They claim the same claims of victimhood, and they relish their "power" to condescend to the approved members of the victim class. No God, no country, the bubble is all.

Posted by: mrp at September 12, 2022 02:30 PM (6eRlp)

242 I'm sitting in a lab waiting to get titers drawn for my "new employer." Yay me.

Please, say something entertaining.

Someone. Please.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:31 PM (5G0pQ)

243 >>>He should have a wheel of sanctuary cities that he can spin to decide who gets the bus each day. Televise it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I would absolutely watch that!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 12, 2022 02:31 PM (d2bW3)

244 The left's initial reaction to 9/11 was wondering why the jihadis hit NYC and not somewhere full of red state voters since the latter deserved to be murdered for...reasons.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2022 02:31 PM (ESjRY)

245 It's gonna hurt!

Posted by: SFGoth at September 12, 2022 02:32 PM (KAi1n)

246 Everyone keeps bringing up the use of "othering" as a prelude to genocide. I think that's a stretch, but the same technique is a vital part of war propaganda.

In any war the other side must be dehumanized for the public to support it and for the troops to feel good about killing. The troops here are the thugs, prosecutors, judges, bureaucrats, etc. who are waging war on us.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 12, 2022 02:32 PM (cKsLx)

247 Titers heh heh heh

Posted by: beavis at September 12, 2022 02:32 PM (I76dP)

248 241 The "Funflation" propagandists and the "9/11 = 01/05" propagandists are the same people. They live in their special bubbles, they dream the same dreams of hate and oppression. They claim the same claims of victimhood, and they relish their "power" to condescend to the approved members of the victim class. No God, no country, the bubble is all.
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You missed the fact that they are all very well paid.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 02:32 PM (4og8o)

249 I'm sitting in a lab waiting to get titers drawn for my "new employer." Yay me.

Please, say something entertaining.

Someone. Please.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:31 PM (5G0pQ)

That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

250 But the state-sponsored "mostly-peaceful" violence last summer was not terroristic. I mean it was meant to cower their opponents by threats, vandalism, arson, and violence...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 12, 2022 02:32 PM (ynpvh)

251 244 The left's initial reaction to 9/11 was wondering why the jihadis hit NYC and not somewhere full of red state voters since the latter deserved to be murdered for...reasons.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2022 02:31 PM (ESjRY)

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I was in high school and my first through was eco-terrorists with a smattering of images from the beginning of Escape from New York.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 02:32 PM (LvTSG)

252 I'm sitting in a lab waiting to get titers drawn for my "new employer." Yay me.

Please, say something entertaining.

Someone. Please.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:31 PM (5G0pQ)
1. What's a titer?
2. Did you know that "facetious" is the shortest word in English that uses all of the vowels in their traditional A-E-I-O-U order? That's not funny, but I think it's neat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 12, 2022 02:33 PM (WWh8n)

253 I'm sitting in a lab waiting to get titers drawn for my "new employer." Yay me.

Please, say something entertaining.

Someone. Please.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:31 PM (5G0pQ)

They want Leonardo DiCaprio to draw you like one of his French girls?

Posted by: Mishdog at September 12, 2022 02:33 PM (H/BkE)

254 Most artists can't draw titers.

Posted by: Just sayin' at September 12, 2022 02:33 PM (w3Cjl)

255 Pretty sure I wouldn't work for a company that wanted to draw my titters.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 12, 2022 02:33 PM (sWM8x)

256 Titers heh heh heh
Posted by: beavis at September 12, 2022 02:32 PM (I76dP)

Dammit, Beavis, shut up!

Posted by: Butthead at September 12, 2022 02:33 PM (ZSK0i)

257 I'm sitting in a lab waiting to get titers drawn for my "new employer." Yay me.

Please, say something entertaining.

Someone. Please.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:31 PM (5G0pQ)

Doing your tittles by getting your titers? Titillating.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 02:33 PM (yHsuS)

258 Gesticulate? I'll show you gesticulate.
-any fashionboy

Posted by: Eromero at September 12, 2022 02:33 PM (bRFB+)

259 [snip] No God, no country, the bubble is all.

Posted by: mrp at September 12, 2022 02:30 PM (6eRlp)

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"Everything Within the Bubble, Nothing Against the Bubble, Nothing Outside the Bubble!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 12, 2022 02:34 PM (DWW27)

260 Tits are fun.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

261 Waiting for a political solution might be futile. Whatever the case time is certainly growing short.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 12, 2022 02:19 PM (BFigT

There are more and more days I feel like we've run out of time. The damage is done.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 12, 2022 02:34 PM (BdMk6)

262 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 12, 2022 02:29 PM (I76dP)

Battles may be lost. This is not the war. I know people who are never been very open about their views, but are now galvanized into running for the Board Of Education. You know why?-Because both of the people came from Communist countries (They're legal citizens and they know a whole lot is at stake)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2022 02:34 PM (wvo9L)

263 252 2. Did you know that "facetious" is the shortest word in English that uses all of the vowels in their traditional A-E-I-O-U order? That's not funny, but I think it's neat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 12, 2022 02:33 PM (WWh8n)

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I find this comment uncomplimentary to our subcontinental brethren.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 02:34 PM (LvTSG)

264 255 Pretty sure I wouldn't work for a company that wanted to draw my titters.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 12, 2022 02:33 PM (sWM8x)

Yeah, they'd be desperate to draw mine. I'm only an A..maybe a B cup,

Posted by: Thrawn at September 12, 2022 02:34 PM (Rl7KJ)

265 I am really looking forward to all of these people going out like Marat.

OG Bathtub Boy.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Picture, or it didn't happen: https://tinyurl.com/3v2d6vy4

Posted by: Charlotte Corday at September 12, 2022 02:34 PM (FocqQ)

266 Neat

Titers show past immunity to specific diseases. I have to show immunity to measles, mumps, rubella and hep b. I think that's it.

If not immune, I get a booster.

Yay.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:35 PM (xGt2P)

267 If we're as bad as they say we are, why aren't they smoking craters or puddles of pink goo yet?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 12, 2022 02:35 PM (skr5M)

268 254 Most artists can't draw titers.
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Tituarly speaking, once you have a marriage certificate the bewbies are your property. Its the law.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 02:35 PM (4og8o)

269 Sure Skyler's a bitch but she's family.

Posted by: zombie Walter White at September 12, 2022 02:35 PM (yikp0)

270 >>>Someone. Please.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Hillary Clinton will never be president.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 12, 2022 02:35 PM (d2bW3)

271 91 This will come as now surprise to anyone, but "Tristan" Snell went to Princeton and is a longtime Trump Derangement Syndrome victim.

Tristan graduated from Princeton University, where he was elected to Phi Beta Kappa.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 12, 2022 02:03 PM (Qpy1X)
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Since you mention Princeton, what subject(s) did he graduate with/as?

Posted by: Ciampino -- you can really be by yourself at September 12, 2022 02:36 PM (qfLjt)

272 269 Sure Skyler's a bitch but she's family.
Posted by: zombie Walter White at September 12, 2022 02:35 PM (yikp0)

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Meh.

Skyler did her best to make that situation work. To make an antagonist out of her is to excuse Walt's actions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 02:36 PM (LvTSG)

273 I find this comment uncomplimentary to our subcontinental brethren.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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And the Polish, possibly to the Welsh.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 12, 2022 02:36 PM (3kpeI)

274 Tits are fun.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

Spoken like someone who doesn't have to carry them around.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 02:36 PM (DRSnL)

275 Brace for the coming beer shortage

Driving the news: A CO2 production hub in Jackson, Mississippi, became contaminated by an extinct volcano, which cut down on an already limited supply of the gas.

Posted by: SMOD at September 12, 2022 02:36 PM (RHGPo)

276 Wyatt Earp,
That makes me smile.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:36 PM (xGt2P)

277 Tits are fun.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

Spoken like someone who doesn't have to carry them around.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 02:36 PM (DRSnL)

You don't have to do it alone, you know.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 02:36 PM (yHsuS)

278 Titers show past immunity to specific diseases. I have to show immunity to measles, mumps, rubella and hep b. I think that's it. ...
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:35 PM (xGt2P)
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Cool! I learned something today. I'm goin' home!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 12, 2022 02:37 PM (WWh8n)

279 Please, say something entertaining.

Someone. Please.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:31 PM (5G0pQ)
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Last message about our dog: Don't bother us any more! And, enough with the emails already!

Yes, he did bite six Biden supporters and three Bernie Bros along with chasing several tatted man bunned baristas down the street. And, yes, he did also bite a couple of vaxx evangelists who stopped by. But, for the last time, he's not for sale! Oh, and yeah, about the smoking, no, we don't approve, but, evidently, our pooch smokes in order to get the bad taste of all those weirdos out of his mouth.

Anyway, no, he is not, and I repeat, IS NOT for sale!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 02:38 PM (5pTK/)

280 I don't know about nurse but ya'll are entertaining the hell out of me!

Posted by: jewells45 at September 12, 2022 02:38 PM (nxdel)

281 Show us your titers!

Posted by: Nurse's Employer at September 12, 2022 02:38 PM (yHsuS)

282 I saw Extinct Volcano open for The Rock at The Quarry in '04.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 12, 2022 02:38 PM (w3Cjl)

283 A CO2 production hub in Jackson, Mississippi, became contaminated by an extinct volcano, which cut down on an already limited supply of the gas.

What? There are no volcanoes in Mississippi.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 12, 2022 02:38 PM (ZGrMX)

284 I should have gone with the arcade.

God help me. Saul was right.

Posted by: zombie Walter White at September 12, 2022 02:38 PM (yikp0)

285 HP Lovecraft was targeting the Welsh when he talked about fish-people. It's not just the chaos-god language.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 12, 2022 02:39 PM (44ww/)

286 Show us your titers!
Posted by: Nurse's Employer at September 12, 2022 02:38 PM (yHsuS)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 02:39 PM (DRSnL)

287 What? There are no volcanoes in Mississippi.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 12, 2022 02:38 PM (ZGrMX)

That's because they're extinct.

Posted by: Nurse's Employer at September 12, 2022 02:39 PM (yHsuS)

288 What? There are no volcanoes in Mississippi.
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That's why it's extinct!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 12, 2022 02:39 PM (yikp0)

289 Tristan's wife is not named "Isolde", just to be clear. His legal scholarship includes an essay on legal protections for "same-sex attracted people" who lost partners to HIV and need bereavement time off. So, make of that what you will.

So if one regularly attends a well visited PridePox bathhouse, one could hypothetically obtain a few years of paid bereavement time off.

Smart strategery.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 12, 2022 02:39 PM (3hSHB)

290 I'm sitting in a lab waiting to get titers drawn for my "new employer." Yay me.

Please, say something entertaining.

Someone. Please.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:31 PM (5G0pQ)

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Is a result reading that's considered neither positive nor negative considered a teeter-titer?

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 12, 2022 02:40 PM (DWW27)

291 Driving the news: A CO2 production hub in Jackson, Mississippi, became contaminated by an extinct volcano, which cut down on an already limited supply of the gas.

Posted by: SMOD at September 12, 2022 02:36 PM (RHGPo)

An extinct volcano in Mississippi?! Given that it's Jackson, I would have figured the problem was from the city's bad water system.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 12, 2022 02:40 PM (nC+QA)

292
Spoken like someone who doesn't have to carry them around.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 02:36 PM (DRSnL)

I'd carry yours around but your husband might take exception to it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

293 flounder,
You're a mess.

Hiya Jordan!

How's it going, Jewells?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:41 PM (xGt2P)

294 VDH has a good article at American Greatness definitely worth reading.

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2022 02:41 PM (k8B25)

295 Completely OT, but I was just browsing Twitchy and there is an S.E. Cupp related post... some one needs to tell me that pic of her is fake.
No one put her on TV looking that ridiculous did they?

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 12, 2022 02:41 PM (53oGX)

296 Did you know that "facetious" is the shortest word in English that uses all of the vowels in their traditional A-E-I-O-U order? That's not funny, but I think it's neat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 12, 2022 02:33 PM (WWh8n)

I don't feel like you're being earnest here.

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2022 02:41 PM (BXxcV)

297 Alexander Solzenitzen warned us that a third of the populace will imprison (or worse) another third while the third third will stand by and do nothing.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, spam afficionado at September 12, 2022 02:20 PM (jTmQV)
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But, but, America is different!

No, Christianity is different, there is nothing special about America.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 02:41 PM (krQz2)

298 Does anyone actually think Dan McLaughlin has touched a baseball in the past ten years, if ever?

Posted by: Ken at September 12, 2022 02:41 PM (s4gOq)

299 Did you know that "facetious" is the shortest word in English that uses all of the vowels in their traditional A-E-I-O-U order? That's not funny, but I think it's neat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 12, 2022 02:33 PM (WWh8n)
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I love useless information like this! Guessing that facetiously would be the shortest that includes "and sometimes 'y.'"

Posted by: IrishEi at September 12, 2022 02:41 PM (3ImbR)

300 I saw Tested Titter open for Pussy Riot at The Kremlin in 2016.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

301 261 Waiting for a political solution might be futile. Whatever the case time is certainly growing short.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

There are more and more days I feel like we've run out of time. The damage is done. Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons
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Nope. There are always political systems making stupid decisions throughout history. WWI was a perfect example. The US invading and then occupying Afghanistan for twenty years. WWII had its errors--so much that Whitaker Chambers always felt he left the winning side of the Communists in the 50's.

Expect the system to go non-linear in the near future as the trend for government centralization has been about 70-75 years and disgust by the populations for the ruling elites in the West has grown by magnitudes since the 00's. So, what will happen, no one really knows because we always tend to project the past into the future.
My advice is to read Candide or at least follow his suggestion to tend your own garden--fix up your situation at home and worry about local and state political leaders. Even in times of troubles, there will be areas of stability--make sure your area is one.

Posted by: whig at September 12, 2022 02:41 PM (CXr4y)

302 249 I'm sitting in a lab waiting to get titers drawn for my "new employer." Yay me.

Please, say something entertaining.

Someone. Please.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:31 PM (5G0pQ)

You're hot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

FIFY

Posted by: creeper at September 12, 2022 02:41 PM (cTCuP)

303 >>>You're a mess.

Fair.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 02:42 PM (yHsuS)

304 Titers show past immunity to specific diseases. I have to show immunity to measles, mumps, rubella and hep b. I think that's it.

If not immune, I get a booster.

Yay.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:35 PM (xGt2P)
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Heh, Not sure if I mentioned it before, but, a few years ago, I had blood drawn to test for Valley Fever, which I had. When my doctor set me up for the blood draw, I told her I'd had whooping cough several years ago and it would probably show up, which it did. CDC went nuts, contacted my doctor and she reassured them she'd sent me home with a prescription for a Z pack. I was amused, anyway. My wife was less than amused, because Valley Fever is nasty stuff.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 02:42 PM (5pTK/)

305 Personally, I am just going to vote hard against one of the two major parties — I won’t care if Mr. Ed the horse is the other candidate.

Posted by: SMOD at September 12, 2022 02:42 PM (RHGPo)

306 Really getting tired of this Leftist Propaganda

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2022 02:42 PM (k8B25)

307 I bet I can get nurse ratched to ignore me.

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2022 02:42 PM (BXxcV)

308 flounder,
You're a mess.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:41 PM (xGt2P)

HAHAHA

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 02:42 PM (DRSnL)

309 Sarah Reese Jones is English. I don't care what she has to say about Jan 6 being the same as 9/11, although she's a good example of complete ignorance..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2022 02:42 PM (wvo9L)

310 Most artists can't draw titers.
Posted by: Just sayin' at September 12, 2022 02:33 PM (w3Cjl)

I would have them drawn nice and full, not to big, tipped back a tiny bit like a ski jump. The nipples should not be to large. I would say medium. If they don't look good have them drawn again

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 12, 2022 02:43 PM (M+Lyo)

311 Did you know that "facetious" is the shortest word in English that uses all of the vowels in their traditional A-E-I-O-U order? That's not funny, but I think it's neat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 12, 2022 02:33 PM (WWh8n)
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And sometimes facetiously!

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 02:43 PM (krQz2)

312
I love useless information like this! Guessing that facetiously would be the shortest that includes "and sometimes 'y.'"

Posted by: IrishEi at September 12, 2022 02:41 PM (3ImbR)

That is too clever by half

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2022 02:43 PM (BXxcV)

313 >>And meanwhile, NeverTrump, our Brave Defenders of Norms - really our snarling dragoons of authoritarianism -- cheerlead for this.

Kevin Williamson's latest.

"A Clear and Present Danger - President Biden isn't taking on the Trumpists' illiberalism — he's imitating it."

See Trump is the worst and in the words of another ,NR Cuckservative, and just brings out the worst in his opponents.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 12, 2022 02:44 PM (9iW6c)

314 As an aside, Abelard's wife was not named 'Heloise', because, well, they weren't married.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 12, 2022 02:44 PM (sm7HI)

315 ...

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:44 PM (xGt2P)

316 I'd carry yours around but your husband might take exception to it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, probably. Sorry.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 02:44 PM (DRSnL)

317 Doing okay nurse. Laughing my ass off over here.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 12, 2022 02:44 PM (nxdel)

318 Fantastic framing, Ace. I would make one correction: We need to stop comparing the modern American left to the Soviets or the third world. (Or if we do the latter, make clear that we are comparing them to banana republic dictators they despise such as Pinochet, not to their favored dictators like Chavez or Castro.)

To the modern left, the Soviets and other dictatorial communists like Castro are heroes. Comparing them to these people is a compliment. Why flatter your enemies?

It's also inaccurate. Elites like Soros, Bill Gates and the Pritzker family think of themselves as possessing the same "virtue" (as they see it) as revolutionaries who fought for the poor. Radical chic swells in Hollywood, Silicon Valley, and NYC cosplay as commies while exploiting third-world immigrants.

A far more accurate term is fascists. They pay lip service to hating big corporations "in principle" while worshipping at the altars of those corps that lean into their "progressive" ideology (you know, Disney, Google, Apple, etc. -- all the biggest corps in the world, incidentally). Antifa are Hitler's brownshirts and the junta's paramilitary. It has the added virtue of getting under their skin.

Posted by: Rusty Trawler at September 12, 2022 02:44 PM (1gif2)

319 Did you know that "facetious" is the shortest word in English that uses all of the vowels in their traditional A-E-I-O-U order? That's not funny, but I think it's neat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 12, 2022 02:33 PM (WWh8n)
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I love useless information like this! Guessing that facetiously would be the shortest that includes "and sometimes 'y.'"
Posted by: IrishEi at September 12, 2022 02:41 PM (3ImbR)
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My first guess when playing Wordle is "atone" as it uses five of most frequently used letters in English.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 02:44 PM (y7m4k)

320 My first guess when playing Wordle is "atone" as it uses five of most frequently used letters in English.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 02:44 PM (y7m4k)

I use "stare."

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 02:45 PM (DRSnL)

321 And at Powerline the Ho says the border is secured.
Maybe Sundowner will bow out when Congress changes hands and the Ho takes over and gets impeached because she is a idiot

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2022 02:45 PM (k8B25)

322 Fetterman, PA's dynamic and eloquent LT. Gov, delivers a stemwinder of a speech, starts at 2:07:

https://tinyurl.com/5dhe8jhc

Posted by: kallisto at September 12, 2022 02:45 PM (dCxaZ)

323 Abelard’s wife was named Mrs. Abelard.

Duh.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2022 02:45 PM (CJ8jt)

324 "A Clear and Present Danger - President Biden isn't taking on the Trumpists' illiberalism — he's imitating it."

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 12, 2022 02:44 PM (9iW6c)
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Of the redwall speeches declaring half the country enemies of the state, I think Trump's is better.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 02:45 PM (krQz2)

325 Titer Todder Little Otter

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 12, 2022 02:45 PM (M+Lyo)

326 Spoken like someone who doesn't have to carry them around.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 02:36 PM (DRSnL)
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LOL. Bad as it can be, I'd rather have them than a bunch of stuff stuck between my legs.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 12, 2022 02:46 PM (3ImbR)

327 I love useless information like this! Guessing that facetiously would be the shortest that includes "and sometimes 'y.'"
Posted by: IrishEi at September 12, 2022 02:41 PM (3ImbR)
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Yup. It's fun trivia *and* a useful mnemonic device.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 12, 2022 02:46 PM (WWh8n)

328 322 Fetterman, PA's dynamic and eloquent LT. Gov, delivers a stemwinder of a speech, starts at 2:07:

You mean Fetterwoman ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2022 02:46 PM (bs+z0)

329 "A Clear and Present Danger - President Biden isn't taking on the Trumpists' illiberalism — he's imitating it."

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 12, 2022 02:44 PM (9iW6c)
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Of the redwall speeches declaring half the country enemies of the state, I think Trump's is better.
Posted by: Axeman
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I mean it was fantastic!

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 02:46 PM (krQz2)

330 A far more accurate term is fascists. They pay lip service to hating big corporations "in principle" while worshipping at the altars of those corps that lean into their "progressive" ideology (you know, Disney, Google, Apple, etc. -- all the biggest corps in the world, incidentally). Antifa are Hitler's brownshirts and the junta's paramilitary. It has the added virtue of getting under their skin.

Posted by: Rusty Trawler at September 12, 2022 02:44 PM (1gif2)

Good point, and I think there is some shared high ground we can occupy here.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 02:46 PM (yHsuS)

331 Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:44 PM (xGt2P)

{squints}

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2022 02:46 PM (BXxcV)

332 My first guess when playing Wordle is "atone" as it uses five of most frequently used letters in English.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 02:44 PM (y7m4k)
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Yet it's also something none of our political or cultural elite ever actually does...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 12, 2022 02:46 PM (WWh8n)

333 Politics is more like plate tectonics--most of the movement occurs out of sight until suddenly things snap into the equivalent of an earthquake.
Posted by: whig at September 12, 2022 02:28 PM (CXr4y)

This is very insightful, Whig. You feel the rumblings, but everyone tells you it's nothing and, though you suspect something, you forget about it. And then the political earthquake hits and everyone that told you before that nothing was happening just shrug and say, yeah, they knew it going to happen all along. In the meantime, you realize that a complete political re-alignment has just happened, one you felt might be coming but that was completely undiagnosed as happening before-hand by all the "experts."

Posted by: Boswell at September 12, 2022 02:46 PM (+Cgut)

334 I used to scoff at conspiracy theories. But now my brain goes down some pretty deep holes all on its own.
Example, were the Capital Police suicides actually suicides? Or were they whistle blowers who were removed?

Posted by: CA Token at September 12, 2022 02:46 PM (vncoV)

335
Just a thought: There's no pride in wealth or poverty, in and of themselves. But if you're a poor man who grows wealthy, you appreciate every damn thing you didn't have, and you're proud of it. If you're a rich man who grows poor, all you can do is miss what you had and no longer do.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 12, 2022 02:46 PM (oINRc)

336 Malice called them "jihadis without the testosterone".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 12, 2022 02:47 PM (44ww/)

337 LOL. Bad as it can be, I'd rather have them than a bunch of stuff stuck between my legs.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 12, 2022 02:46 PM (3ImbR)

That's a very good point.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 02:47 PM (DRSnL)

338 Dammit. I have to pee. As soon as I do, they will call my name and I will lose my place in line.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:47 PM (xGt2P)

339 @324

>>Of the redwall speeches declaring half the country enemies of the state, I think Trump's is better.

Well for once I wish these NR Cuckservatvies were to explicitly state what program, initiative or effort by Trump was "illiberal?"

They just talk sh*t and I'm sick of their sh*t talking.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 12, 2022 02:48 PM (9iW6c)

340 My first guess when playing Wordle is "atone" as it uses five of most frequently used letters in English.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 02:44 PM (y7m4k)
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I use "stare."
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 02:45 PM (DRSnL)
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adieu

Posted by: IrishEi at September 12, 2022 02:48 PM (3ImbR)

341 Example, were the Capital Police suicides actually suicides? Or were they whistle blowers who were removed?
Posted by: CA Token at September 12, 2022 02:46 PM (vncoV)
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Nothing is off the table with the ghouls currently running the show.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 02:48 PM (5pTK/)

342 Kevin Williamson doesn't know the difference between born and naturalized voters and border jumpers apparently.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 02:48 PM (krQz2)

343 Really getting tired of this Leftist Propaganda
Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2022 02:42 PM (k8B25)

It's all the bastards have. They can't run on policy accomplishments - everything the Biden administration has touched has turned to shit. People ARE worse off than they were two years ago, and no one can give an honest (ha ha) answer on when things will get better. The majority of Americans want to move on and upwards. And all we get from the Dems is "everyone but us is an immediate threat to our precious democracy". That's it. Democracy, real democracy, is about to bite the Dems on the butt.

Posted by: mrp at September 12, 2022 02:48 PM (6eRlp)

344 Abelard’s wife was named Mrs. Abelard.

Duh.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2022 02:45 PM (CJ8jt)
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Well, he was Abelard Minus after a certain incident, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 02:48 PM (y7m4k)

345 This is like a Kurt Schlichter column. Lots of fiery talk. Bravo. But what are we actually gonna DO about any of this? Vote harderer?
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 12, 2022 02:12 PM (iFTx/)
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DO what some are already doing. Take over your local GOP party if you are in a purple state. Take over your school board. If you are in a red state - demand the legislature enact some of our favorite Florida laws on grooming, and attack banks who want to play political favorites. Eliminate green subsidies put in when some GOP types thought wind and solar power alternatives were being brought to the table by honest brokers - not by communist scum. Make it illegal for companies to utilize typical DIE training programs, making it a violation of the State's law on non-discrimination statutes, and slap some nasty fines as well as jail time for the CEO and HR VP.

Keep chipping away.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 12, 2022 02:48 PM (xWZcb)

346 Dammit. I have to pee. As soon as I do, they will call my name and I will lose my place in line.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:47 PM (xGt2P)

I had to stop in ellensburg for the same reason. Now I'm sure to get stuck behind those semi's again.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2022 02:49 PM (4klxU)

347 My first guess when playing Wordle is "atone" as it uses five of most frequently used letters in English.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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Ha! Nice one. I use 'Aster', most-used vowels + most-used consonants.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 12, 2022 02:49 PM (LPX/3)

348 Dammit. I have to pee. As soon as I do, they will call my name and I will lose my place in line.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:47 PM (xGt2P)

Think dry thoughts!

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 02:49 PM (DRSnL)

349 Abelard residence. Lady of the house speaking.

Posted by: Mrs. Abelard at September 12, 2022 02:49 PM (yikp0)

350 LOL. Bad as it can be, I'd rather have them than a bunch of stuff stuck between my legs.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 12, 2022 02:46 PM (3ImbR)

Why do you say that

Posted by: Dr Rachel Leviner at September 12, 2022 02:49 PM (M+Lyo)

351 Malice called them "jihadis without the testosterone".
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 12, 2022 02:47 PM (44ww/)

Who is " them" in this case?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 12, 2022 02:49 PM (nC+QA)

352
NR - just go in the corner like a zoo animal. Problem solved.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 12, 2022 02:50 PM (oINRc)

353 "The Russian defence ministry dismissed rumours that Russian troops fled in disgrace from Balakliya, Kupiansk and Izyum," claimed the latest edition of the government paper, Rossiyskaya Gazeta. "They didn't flee. This was a pre-planned regrouping."

In tabloid Moskovsky Komsomolets, a military analyst took a different view: "It's already clear that we underestimated the enemy. [Russian forces] took too long to react and the collapse came… As a result, we suffered a defeat and tried to minimise the loss by withdrawing our troops so they weren't surrounded."

Posted by: SMOD at September 12, 2022 02:50 PM (RHGPo)

354 My first guess when playing Wordle is "atone" as it uses five of most frequently used letters in English.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 02:44 PM (y7m4k)
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Orate actually uses the five most-used letters I have found in wordle. N is less common than L.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 02:50 PM (krQz2)

355 Dammit. I have to pee. As soon as I do, they will call my name and I will lose my place in line.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:47 PM (xGt2P)

Put waterfalls, dam spillage, and coastal floods completely out of your mind! Do it!

Posted by: Boswell at September 12, 2022 02:51 PM (+Cgut)

356 @301 whig-Thanks for the tacit admission that on the national stage we're fucked. I agree 100%. We have been relegated to local politics if we remain vigilant and lucky.

Posted by: JROD at September 12, 2022 02:51 PM (0jZnq)

357 Trump's dark speech: "It's bright and colorful today."

Biden's unity speech: "I'm going to kill half of you."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

358 342 Kevin Williamson doesn't know the difference between born and naturalized voters and border jumpers apparently.

Posted by: Axeman
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You could have just shortened that to KW doesn't know squat about most anything.

Posted by: whig at September 12, 2022 02:52 PM (CXr4y)

359 You mean Fetterwoman ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2022 02:46 PM (bs+z0)

He's still Fetterman on all the state websites

Posted by: kallisto at September 12, 2022 02:52 PM (dCxaZ)

360 4th and long, as it were.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 02:16 PM (5pTK/)
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Actually I think 4th and short - with the lefty defense totally cramming the line of scrimmage trying to stop the first down that they know results in their defeat. When you break the line, there is no one left stop you. Why do you think they are trying so hard to vilify Trump. They have to stop it. Or else, it's all over for them.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 12, 2022 02:52 PM (xWZcb)

361
You're hot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

FIFY
Posted by: creeper at September 12, 2022 02:41 PM (cTCuP)

Well, that's just understood.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

362 We're in a tight spot boys!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 12, 2022 02:52 PM (jvt6t)

363 Nurse, just imagine you have to pee, you're on a hot slot machine that's really paying off, and you hit a mini progressive. What's hygiene when there's a chance for a jackpot?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 12, 2022 02:52 PM (lz5hY)

364 N is less common than L.
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A truly negligible difference.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 12, 2022 02:53 PM (yikp0)

365 He's still Fetterman on all the state websites
Posted by: kallisto at September 12, 2022 02:52 PM (dCxaZ)

his balls have relocated to the back of his neck from the picture I saw

Posted by: Dr Rachel Leviner at September 12, 2022 02:53 PM (M+Lyo)

366 You could have just shortened that to KW doesn't know squat about most anything.
Posted by: whig at September 12, 2022 02:52 PM (CXr4y)

Squats? Ol' Kev skips leg day, just like arm day, and ab day, and brain day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 12, 2022 02:53 PM (oINRc)

367 From the net:

"Tristan Snell is a former assistant attorney for the State of New York, Tristan is an American advocate"

That was some great advocating there, buddy-comparing 9/11 to January 6th.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2022 02:53 PM (wvo9L)

368 Dammit. I have to pee. As soon as I do, they will call my name and I will lose my place in line.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:47 PM (xGt2P)

It's supposed to thunderstorm here tomorrow. I hope not, because the gutters will overflow, if I don't clean them out first. Then there will be a gushing river down to the front of the property where it will look like the Three Gorges Dam. Apropos of nothing.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 02:53 PM (yHsuS)

369 Is there any doubt that they hate us?

Any at all?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 12, 2022 02:53 PM (WNvEU)

370 "They didn't flee. This was a pre-planned regrouping."
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Afghanistan was a pre-planned regrouping.
---The Biden Administration

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 02:54 PM (y7m4k)

371 356 @301 whig-Thanks for the tacit admission that on the national stage we're fucked. I agree 100%. We have been relegated to local politics if we remain vigilant and lucky.

Posted by: JROD
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Not quite so dark. I vote for stagnation on the national level for a time and in order to give time to rejuvenate local and state (if you are lucky where you live) governments that may help alleviate some of the worst of a collapse.

Posted by: whig at September 12, 2022 02:54 PM (CXr4y)

372 You could have just shortened that to KW doesn't know squat about most anything.
Posted by: whig at September 12, 2022 02:52 PM (CXr4y)
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Agree. But I was thinking who does the "right" show the most antipathy to?

Border Jumpers. I.e., not American co-citizens. People who don't have a right to anything more than the US grants them while they are on our territory.

Who does the left hate?

Who they have always hated: fellow countrymen who get in their way.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 02:54 PM (krQz2)

373 Any dude named Tristan is a fag, and their shits all retarded.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 12, 2022 02:55 PM (WmGrA)

374 N is less common than L.
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A truly negligible difference.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 12, 2022 02:53 PM (yikp0)
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etaoin shrdlu

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 02:55 PM (y7m4k)

375 >Vote harderer?

That is the plan for '22.
I've been following Katherine E.'s True the Vote and Greg Phillips. While they admit there are massive problems with the election process overwhelming the ballot box on election day can be a game changer, for now.

Posted by: Fool Otto at September 12, 2022 02:55 PM (DB16e)

376 Can I make you a sammich, flounder?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:55 PM (xGt2P)

377 "The Shadow knows . . . "

*gesticulates hypnotically*

-- The Shadow

Posted by: Sharkman at September 12, 2022 02:56 PM (XuiFR)

378
Any dude named Tristan is a fag, and their shits all retarded.
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 12, 2022 02:55 PM (WmGrA)

Yeah, that's definitely a fairy name. One of those names that should be for a chick, but isn't. Like Francis.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 12, 2022 02:56 PM (oINRc)

379 Be a titer. Not a looser.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2022 02:56 PM (63Dwl)

380 Can I make you a sammich, flounder?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:55 PM (xGt2P)

With watercress? And big juicy tomatoes?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 02:56 PM (yHsuS)

381 It's supposed to thunderstorm here tomorrow. I hope not, because the gutters will overflow, if I don't clean them out first. Then there will be a gushing river down to the front of the property where it will look like the Three Gorges Dam. Apropos of nothing.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 02:53 PM (yHsuS)
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Now that's just cruel...but hilarious.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 12, 2022 02:57 PM (YIVH2)

382 Being an opera fan, I would sooner name a kid Clarence or Percy than Tristan. Sign him up for the dojo at age eight.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 12, 2022 02:57 PM (lz5hY)

383 >Vote harderer?

That is the plan for '22 . . . . overwhelming the ballot box on election day can be a game changer, for now.

Posted by: Fool Otto at September 12, 2022 02:55 PM (DB16e)

WA is all mail. I have been posting my ballot the last day since Greghoor stole the Gubernatorial race.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 02:58 PM (yHsuS)

384 Agree. But I was thinking who does the "right" show the most antipathy to? Posted by: Axeman
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The left simply 'hates' in order to gain power so their hatred is very flexible as it is a means to an end.

Posted by: whig at September 12, 2022 02:58 PM (CXr4y)

385 Can I make you a sammich, flounder?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2022 02:55 PM (xGt2P)

With watercress? And big juicy tomatoes?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 02:56 PM (yHsuS)

Oh you know what's gonna be in it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 02:58 PM (DRSnL)

386 Any dude named Tristan is a fag, and their shits all retarded.
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 12, 2022 02:55 PM (WmGrA)

Yeah, that's definitely a fairy name. One of those names that should be for a chick, but isn't. Like Francis.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 12, 2022 02:56 PM (oINRc)

Uh, wasn't Tristan one of King Arthur's Knights?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 12, 2022 02:58 PM (oHd/0)

387 I had my titer checked for Valley Fever once, turns out I had Valley Fever. Not a fun ailment

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 12, 2022 02:58 PM (M+Lyo)

388 Covered up in smoke, here, for day 11.

Killing my riding season.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 02:58 PM (L14qM)

389 "[T]hey wouldn't piss down the throat of a working class man if his heart were on fire."

I say, my good man! This is an outstanding variation on a true classic. Well done!

Posted by: Sharkman at September 12, 2022 02:59 PM (XuiFR)

390 Perfesser Squirrel — How do I go about getting a book mentioned on the Sunday book thread?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2022 02:59 PM (CJ8jt)

391 Seen on Insty: "How Amsterdam ceased being gay heaven". I'll give you one guess, it starts with "Mus" and ends with "lims".

Posted by: Ian S. at September 12, 2022 02:59 PM (ZGrMX)

392 363 Nurse, just imagine you have to pee, you're on a hot slot machine that's really paying off, and you hit a mini progressive. What's hygiene when there's a chance for a jackpot?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 12, 2022 02:52 PM (lz5hY)

Having worked in a Vegas casino, your statement is absolutely true.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 12, 2022 02:59 PM (BdMk6)

393
It's like my buddy... Everyone thinks he's a Robert because he always goes by Rob instead of Robin. It's a fairy name. If I were named Tristan, I'd go by Stan, and let people think I was a Stanley.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 12, 2022 02:59 PM (oINRc)

394 Facts are stubborn things. I'd like to see Freedom Caucus members agitate for actual inventory of all the "injuries" supposedly suffered by Capitol police.

Probably a lot of strained hammies, unspecified "contusions" and "PTSD" i.e. 100% bullcrap.

Posted by: Zek at September 12, 2022 02:59 PM (OzNIz)

395 Well, "vote harder" and pack every precinct's polling place with official observers.

Posted by: mrp at September 12, 2022 02:59 PM (6eRlp)

396 Covered up in smoke, here, for day 11.

Killing my riding season.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2022 02:58 PM (L14qM)

Yeah, we cancelled a camping trip that was in the middle of 6 of the fires here. Seemed as prudent as accepting a sammich from Nurse.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 12, 2022 02:59 PM (yHsuS)

397 NR - just go in the ~~corner~~ hallway like a ~~zoo animal~~ EPA employee. Problem solved.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 12, 2022 02:50 PM (oINRc)
++++
FIFY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 12, 2022 03:00 PM (WWh8n)

398 Perfesser Squirrel — How do I go about getting a book mentioned on the Sunday book thread?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2022 02:59 PM (CJ8jt)
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You can send me an email through the link in my nic.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 12, 2022 03:00 PM (YIVH2)

399 I prefer the French method of dealing with our Evil Overlords . . .

No! Not retreating!!

Guillotining!!

Posted by: Sharkman at September 12, 2022 03:00 PM (XuiFR)

400 I worked in public relations for a land-grant university in the Midwest on September 11, 2001.

Was sitting in my office with my boss watching TV when the first plane hit. Then the second hit and my boss laughed. The next words out of her mouth left me stunned:

"That will teach us to be so arrogant."

Truly evil--both the terrorists and my boss. The terrorists died. She went on to become another stride in the Left's Long March. She's currently the "senior vice president for public affairs - law enforcement and facilities" for the Federal Reserve Bank in the same city in which we used to work.

She's awful and she's smart. She also wants to destroy our country and vilify the Right. No surprise she and her ilk are comparing the two events--one a tragedy, the other a relatively benign action of a few misguided individuals.

F her for what she said and for what she's currently doing.

Posted by: SMarco at September 12, 2022 03:00 PM (d4t2D)

401 Bill in Arkansas — What is your opinion of Carmen?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2022 03:00 PM (CJ8jt)

402 387 Valley fever ( I had it) is pretty close to covid in a lot of symptoms. Let's shut down the economy.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 12, 2022 03:00 PM (lz5hY)

403 I'm so pissed besides voting for Dr Oz trying to figure how to vote a few times

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2022 03:01 PM (k8B25)

404 I had my titer checked for Valley Fever once, turns out I had Valley Fever. Not a fun ailment
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 12, 2022 02:58 PM (M+Lyo)
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did you know Valley Fever is racist? Yep, if you're a white person, symptoms are bad, but generally not life threatening. Whereas if Black or Asians get Valley Fever, life threatening.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 03:01 PM (5pTK/)

405 For some reason, MSN thinks I want to see pictures of Littoral Combat Ships being commissioned. The words "we taxpayers want our money back!" apparently don't teach their algorithm what I had hoped.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 12, 2022 03:01 PM (g4VcC)

406 It's like my buddy... Everyone thinks he's a Robert because he always goes by Rob instead of Robin. It's a fairy name. If I were named Tristan, I'd go by Stan, and let people think I was a Stanley.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

In that dudes case, I'd bet he'd prefer Tris.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 12, 2022 03:01 PM (WmGrA)

407 Greg Price
@greg_price11

Charlie Crist says that the election in Florida is “DeSatan vs Christ”

https://tinyurl.com/2eah7y5m

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2022 03:01 PM (NpAcC)

408 N is less common than L.
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A truly negligible difference.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 12, 2022 02:53 PM (yikp0)
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57 occurrences to 49 in 200 words.

L is not to be dethroned from the second tier in the near future.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 03:01 PM (krQz2)

409 Everything I needed to know about Islam I learned on 9/11

Everything I needed to know about the left I learned on 9/12

Fuck the left.

Start the fucking boog.

Posted by: Unclefacts at September 12, 2022 03:02 PM (euG9/)

410 401 Roll your own.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 12, 2022 03:02 PM (lz5hY)

411 Kevin Williamson doesn't know the difference between born and naturalized voters and border jumpers apparently.

Posted by: Axeman

Kevin does know that if you run out of any natural resources in your town, like that essay he did on Garrbutt, NY running out of gibson for their drywall industry, you just move like Bedouin or the Jobes, no sense in staying there and trying to make a new industry or jobs, you fucking rubes! He laughed at the town's elected officials who tried to keep the town together...don't they know Kevin Williamson's macro-theory of economics? Everyone just moves to where the water and grass is! Like cavemen or Indian tribes!

Posted by: Boswell at September 12, 2022 03:02 PM (+Cgut)

412 Was sitting in my office with my boss watching TV when the first plane hit. Then the second hit and my boss laughed. The next words out of her mouth left me stunned:

"That will teach us to be so arrogant."

Posted by: SMarco at September 12, 2022 03:00 PM (d4t2D)

That's disgusting. Side note - I did not know until yesterday that Pete Davidson's father was a NY firefighter killed on 9/11.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 03:02 PM (DRSnL)

413 I had my titer checked for Valley Fever once, turns out I had Valley Fever. Not a fun ailment
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 12, 2022 02:58 PM (M+Lyo)

Finding yourself up-talking during a conversation must have been hell.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 12, 2022 03:03 PM (BdMk6)

414 Greg Price
@greg_price11

Charlie Crist says that the election in Florida is “DeSatan vs Christ”

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2022 03:01 PM (NpAcC)
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Don't take hyperbole if you're allergic to hyperbole.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 03:03 PM (krQz2)

415 Charlie Crist says that the election in Florida is “DeSatan vs Christ”

https://tinyurl.com/2eah7y5m
Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2022 03:01 PM (NpAcC)
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That's not sacrilegious at all.../sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 12, 2022 03:03 PM (YIVH2)

416 Charlie Crist says that the election in Florida is “DeSatan vs Christ”

Pretty sure Christ doesn't approve of post birth abortions...unlike Crist.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2022 03:03 PM (ESjRY)

417 Dammit. I have to pee. As soon as I do, they will call my name and I will lose my place in line.

Just imagine gently floating in a pool of warm water...

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 12, 2022 03:04 PM (3hSHB)

418 OT: Blue Origin rocket explodes a minute after launch.

https://tinyurl.com/mtsmshz4

In other news, NASA has announced that it will exclusively use Blue Origin rockets for all of its launch needs.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 12, 2022 03:04 PM (ayzS/)

419 A drink called "The Spice Rack" consists of Fireball, absinthe, peppermint schnapps and chili-pepper-infused vodka.

Whoever came up with that is a sadist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 12, 2022 03:04 PM (WWh8n)

420 Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2022 03:01 PM (NpAcC)

It looks really bad when politicians compare themselves to Christ.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2022 03:04 PM (wvo9L)

421 You can send me an email through the link in my nic.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 12, 2022 03:00 PM (YIVH2)
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I also jumped in and sent an email.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 03:04 PM (5pTK/)

422 Tristan of Princeton and the NY State Attorney's Office is well-know for his nightly nickname, The Pillow Biter.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 12, 2022 03:04 PM (xxG/v)

423 Is this the titers thread?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 12, 2022 03:04 PM (Xrfse)

424 negligible

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 12, 2022 03:05 PM (yikp0)

425 It's like my buddy... Everyone thinks he's a Robert because he always goes by Rob instead of Robin. It's a fairy name. If I were named Tristan, I'd go by Stan, and let people think I was a Stanley.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 12, 2022 02:59 PM (oINRc)
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Or Stan, himself.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 03:05 PM (krQz2)

426 Finding yourself up-talking during a conversation must have been hell.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 12, 2022 03:03 PM (BdMk6)
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I know, right?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 03:05 PM (5pTK/)

427 OT: Blue Origin rocket explodes a minute after launch.

https://tinyurl.com/mtsmshz4

In other news, NASA has announced that it will exclusively use Blue Origin rockets for all of its launch needs.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 12, 2022 03:04 PM (ayzS/)

Damn it!

Posted by: Martians Checking their Shipping Updates at September 12, 2022 03:05 PM (yHsuS)

428 Charlie Crist says that the election in Florida is “DeSatan vs Christ”

https://tinyurl.com/2eah7y5m
Posted by: redridinghood

The demons really think they are winning. Payday is coming.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 12, 2022 03:05 PM (WmGrA)

429 Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2022 03:05 PM (CJ8jt)

430
Being an opera fan, I would sooner name a kid Clarence or Percy than Tristan. Sign him up for the dojo at age eight.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 12, 2022 02:57 PM (lz5hY)

_________

Wagner wrote his own librettos. All his characters are blowhards about whom you care not a whit. Great music, though.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2022 03:06 PM (1Nxff)

431 The demons really think they are winning. Payday is coming.

We are legion.

Posted by: Antifa at September 12, 2022 03:06 PM (ESjRY)

432 Miyares set up some kind of election integrity task force in VA.

If VA can take election integrity seriously (still yet to be proven, this could be failure theater designed to catch nothing and make no waves), then any purple state can.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

433 416

Anti-Christ maybe

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 12, 2022 03:06 PM (QLs4e)

434 Yoᥙ could definiteⅼy see your skills in the work y᧐u ѡrite.

The arena hopes for more passionatｅ writers such as you who are not afraіd tо mention how
they believe. At all times follow your heart.

Posted by: interlisp at September 12, 2022 03:06 PM (nJNEp)

435 419 A drink called "The Spice Rack" consists of Fireball, absinthe, peppermint schnapps and chili-pepper-infused vodka.

Whoever came up with that is a sadist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 12, 2022 03:04 PM (WWh8n)

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So...better or worse than a buttery nipple?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

436 Everyone thinks he's a Robert because he always goes by Rob instead of Robin. It's a fairy name.
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Like that big ol' poofter, Robin Hood.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 03:07 PM (y7m4k)

437 negligible
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 12, 2022 03:05 PM (yikp0)
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Nice. Yeah, I missed that.

Although I did passingly notice that both n and l were in that word.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 03:07 PM (krQz2)

438 Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 12, 2022 03:04 PM (xxG/v

I figure anyone who goes on CNN as an authority for the left is somebody I don't want to listen to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2022 03:07 PM (wvo9L)

439 > OT: Blue Origin rocket explodes a minute after launch.

Thankfully, there were no people aboard.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2022 03:07 PM (kDGvA)

440 436 Everyone thinks he's a Robert because he always goes by Rob instead of Robin. It's a fairy name.
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Like that big ol' poofter, Robin Hood.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 03:07 PM (y7m4k)

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Maid Marian was a beard. Little John was where Robin Hood felt the most comfortable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

441 Kevin does know that if you run out of any natural resources in your town, like that essay he did on Garrbutt, NY running out of gibson for their drywall industry, you just move like Bedouin or the Jobes, no sense in staying there and trying to make a new industry or jobs, you fucking rubes! He laughed at the town's elected officials who tried to keep the town together...don't they know Kevin Williamson's macro-theory of economics? Everyone just moves to where the water and grass is! Like cavemen or Indian tribes!
Posted by: Boswell at September 12, 2022 03:02 PM (+Cgut)

Kevin hates his father you know.. and seeing as he had zero emotional attachment (other than disdain) to where he is from it's astonishing to him that anyone else would.. they must be idiots!

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 12, 2022 03:08 PM (53oGX)

442 New rumor that Huma is considering running for POTUS

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 12, 2022 03:08 PM (G47fP)

443 420 Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2022 03:01 PM (NpAcC)

It looks really bad when politicians compare themselves to Christ.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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At least in the Bible, those that make such claims are apt for an attitude adjustment. Would not want to be Crist.

Posted by: whig at September 12, 2022 03:08 PM (CXr4y)

444 Everyone thinks he's a Robert because he always goes by Rob instead of Robin. It's a fairy name.
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Like that big ol' poofter, Robin Hood.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 03:07 PM (y7m4k)
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Robin-ette is the real poofter form.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 03:08 PM (krQz2)

445 Charlie Crist says that the election in Florida is “DeSatan vs Christ

Is he aware that is satanic?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 12, 2022 03:08 PM (VdGjU)

446 442 New rumor that Huma is considering running for POTUS
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 12, 2022 03:08 PM (G47fP)

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Because the Democratic Party is a tightly controlled ship that won't allow anyone with ambition to make waves at the highest of levels?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

447 Miyares has impressed so far.

Can't wait for the FNM to tell me he's a white supremacist rayciss which hates tacos!

Posted by: Antifa at September 12, 2022 03:08 PM (ESjRY)

448 his balls have relocated to the back of his neck from the picture I saw

Posted by: Dr Rachel Leviner at September 12, 2022 02:53 PM (M+Lyo)

he's so talented!

Posted by: kallisto at September 12, 2022 03:08 PM (dCxaZ)

449 Stupid antifa sock

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2022 03:09 PM (ESjRY)

450 419 A drink called "The Spice Rack" consists of Fireball, absinthe, peppermint schnapps and chili-pepper-infused vodka.

Whoever came up with that is a sadist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 12, 2022 03:04 PM (WWh8n)

4 Horsemen - Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker, Jim Beam and Jose Cuervo.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 12, 2022 03:09 PM (OgrpQ)

451 400 I worked in public relations for a land-grant university in the Midwest on September 11, 2001.

Was sitting in my office with my boss watching TV when the first plane hit. Then the second hit and my boss laughed. The next words out of her mouth left me stunned:

"That will teach us to be so arrogant."
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First off, her statement itself is arrogant. Second, the left has become 800 bazillion times more sneering and pompous since 2001.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 12, 2022 03:09 PM (RG7Wy)

452 447 Miyares has impressed so far.

Can't wait for the FNM to tell me he's a white supremacist rayciss which hates tacos!
Posted by: Antifa at September 12, 2022 03:08 PM (ESjRY)

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Meh.

They say the same of Cruz and Rubio, and they've become largely inoffensive to the leftist establishment.

You should hear what they have to say about Clarence Thomas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

453 Miyares has impressed so far.

Can't wait for the FNM to tell me he's a white supremacist rayciss which hates tacos!

That's how you'll know he's being effective.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 12, 2022 03:09 PM (ayzS/)

454 BREAKING: King Charles III has changed his official name to Percival Sissypants I after learning that he would share the same first name as Charlie Crist.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2022 03:09 PM (lf83v)

455 450 4 Horsemen - Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker, Jim Beam and Jose Cuervo.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 12, 2022 03:09 PM (OgrpQ)

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That drink requires 3 glasses and a trash can.

The trash can is for the Cuervo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

456 Ms. Ladybug, Mike Rounds(R-SD), and Kevin Cramer(R-ND) think it's a bad ideas if Trump pardons the Jan 6th prisoners. They feel it was an insurrection.

Posted by: GOPe at September 12, 2022 03:10 PM (A7urr)

457 430 Speaking of librettists, Lorenzo Da Ponti, one of Mozart's librettists, would fit right in around here. Ordained priest, defrocked for shacking up in a brothel, exiled by the doge, flees to England, gets in a lot of debt and hits the bricks again. Founding father of the NY Met Opera.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 12, 2022 03:10 PM (lz5hY)

458 Eventually some guy or group is gonna show up at an antifa deal and open fire. It's just a matter of time. We're on the edge of open war.

Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at September 12, 2022 03:11 PM (W+TLY)

459 4 Horsemen - Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker, Jim Beam and Jose Cuervo.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 12, 2022 03:09 PM (OgrpQ)

Choose your fate and die !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 12, 2022 03:11 PM (M+Lyo)

460 off soiled jerk sock

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 12, 2022 03:11 PM (A7urr)

461 Posted by: Joe Mama at September 12, 2022 03:05 PM (WmGrA

Calling yourself Christ is TIGHT!

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2022 03:11 PM (BXxcV)

462 That drink requires 3 glasses and a trash can.

The trash can is for the Cuervo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 03:09 PM (LvTSG)
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*frowns*

Posted by: Steely Dan at September 12, 2022 03:11 PM (krQz2)

463 4 Horsemen - Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker, Jim Beam and Jose Cuervo.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

The Scottish rainbow flag: Johnny Walker red, black, green, gold, and blue.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 12, 2022 03:11 PM (KAi1n)

464 Meanwhile in Canada @MeanwhileinCana · 18h
Why did the beaver cross the road in Canada? Because the guy with the hockey stick helped him get out of harm's way.

https://twitter.com/MeanwhileinCana/status/
1569117022105079808

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 12, 2022 03:12 PM (yikp0)

465 *frowns*
Posted by: Steely Dan

Here, have some fine Columbian.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 12, 2022 03:12 PM (KAi1n)

466 436 Everyone thinks he's a Robert because he always goes by Rob instead of Robin. It's a fairy name.
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Like that big ol' poofter, Robin Hood.
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Robin is the affectionate of Robert.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 03:12 PM (4og8o)

467 Posted by: Joe Mama at September 12, 2022 03:05 PM (WmGrA

Calling yourself Christ is TIGHT!
Posted by: ... at September 12, 2022 03:11 PM (BXxcV)
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What I have to explain about calling myself Christ is--shut up!

Posted by: Charlie Crist at September 12, 2022 03:12 PM (krQz2)

468 Because the Democratic Party is a tightly controlled ship that won't allow anyone with ambition to make waves at the highest of levels?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

They knew Biden was gonna be the nominee by summer of 2019.

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2022 03:12 PM (BXxcV)

469 Crist is also playing the demonization card? It's almost like these people only have hate to run on.

Nah, couldn't be that. I mean, look at all the policy successes of the Junta administration!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 03:13 PM (5pTK/)

470 468 They knew Biden was gonna be the nominee by summer of 2019.
Posted by: ... at September 12, 2022 03:12 PM (BXxcV)

========

It's so obviously not true it's almost a joke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

471 Ms. Ladybug, Mike Rounds(R-SD), and Kevin Cramer(R-ND) think it's a bad ideas if Trump pardons the Jan 6th prisoners. They feel it was an insurrection.
Posted by: GOPe at September 12, 2022 03:10 PM (A7urr)

Heh heh. Those guys are FAGS!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 12, 2022 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

472 King Charles I got beheaded for being an asshat.

Charles II was also kind of an asshole but a more amusing one.

King Chuckles III looks like he'll continue the asshole trend.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2022 03:13 PM (ESjRY)

473 Posted by: Joe Mama at September 12, 2022 03:05 PM (WmGrA

Calling yourself Christ is TIGHT!
Posted by: ... at September 12, 2022 03:11 PM (BXxcV)
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What I have to explain about calling myself Christ is--shut up!
Posted by: Charlie Crist at September 12, 2022 03:12 PM (krQz2)
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I'm surprised that he hasn't tried to lock in the Hispanic vote by changing his first name to "Jesus".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 03:14 PM (y7m4k)

474 469 Crist is also playing the demonization card? It's almost like these people only have hate to run on.

Nah, couldn't be that. I mean, look at all the policy successes of the Junta administration!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 03:13 PM (5pTK/)

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Crist is a money launderer pretending to run for political office.

Everything he does make sense when you view it through that lens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

475 Drinks made in a trash can. USMC Purple Jesus, a pre pay day favorite. One bottle of Everclear, a gallon of jug wine, a can of any old juice your buddy can give you on the mess hall loading dock.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 12, 2022 03:14 PM (lz5hY)

476 J6 JUST like Sep 11 WTC attacks:

https://tinyurl.com/527h6pcf

Posted by: kallisto at September 12, 2022 03:14 PM (dCxaZ)

477 458 Eventually some guy or group is gonna show up at an antifa deal and open fire. It's just a matter of time. We're on the edge of open war.
Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at September 12, 2022 03:11 PM (W+TLY)

There already have been shootings at Antifa 'gathering'... just they've mainly been shooting other people at the protest.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 12, 2022 03:14 PM (oHd/0)

478 Heh heh. Those guys are FAGS!

The Dakota's can do better.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 12, 2022 03:15 PM (A7urr)

479 Crist is a money launderer pretending to run for political office.

Everything he does make sense when you view it through that lens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 03:14 PM (LvTSG)
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I still think Crist is delusional enough to think he'll wiin.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 03:15 PM (5pTK/)

480 This "9/11" and "1/6" rhetoric is about Democrats getting wiped out in the mid terms. Democrats are grasping at whatever straw they can find, in order to make people believe Democrats remaining in power is the only way to keep our precious democracy.

funflation and Jan 6 terrorism are linked to democrats retaining power, and nothing more.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 02:04 PM (5pTK/)

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Since when have we had a democracy? I am old enough that I was taught we are a republic-not a democracy.

Posted by: Chillin the most at September 12, 2022 03:15 PM (0uQp2)

481 It's not Left. It's not Right. It's about The Powers That Be, and those whose actions benefit TPTB are given a pass as long as they do, and those whose actions don't are crushed with the aid of the media and useful idiots.

Posted by: Coki at September 12, 2022 03:15 PM (G7Avm)

482 Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 12, 2022 03:10 PM (lz5hY

As far as I know there are no defrocked priests here, and given the predilection amongst a number of RC clergy currently, it would have to have been a gay brothel. And yes, I realize not all RC clergy are gay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2022 03:16 PM (wvo9L)

483 Here's the thing. This is the plateau we have passed.

Conservatives get fact-checked for minutiae. Even traditional-leaning satire sites.

Democrats have unlimited hyperbole passes.

Nobody will even once fact-check the Democrats on the explicit type of government that the Constitution guarantees its citizens.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 03:16 PM (krQz2)

484 Since when have we had a democracy? I am old enough that I was taught we are a republic-not a democracy.
Posted by: Chillin the most at September 12, 2022 03:15 PM (0uQp2)
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darn it, there were supposed to be quotes around "our precious democracy."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 03:17 PM (5pTK/)

485 Kevin hates his father you know.. and seeing as he had zero emotional attachment (other than disdain) to where he is from it's astonishing to him that anyone else would.. they must be idiots!
Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 12, 2022 03:08 PM (53oGX)

Yes, so much this!

And yet, his advice was weirdly old man useless dad advice...can't find a job in your hometown? No sense in staying - or even having a town for that matter! Those fool town elders...what idiots for wanting a town where they lived and grew up all their lives and yet they have no natural resources to make mines for town folks to work in! Everyone should move where the mines are!

It never crosses the economically illiterate Williamson mind that any town can have a working, thriving, tax-paying populace if you have the right economic incentives in place...you don't need a gold mine under foot or a lush forest in order to make a living in a modern society.

Posted by: Boswell at September 12, 2022 03:17 PM (+Cgut)

486 This "9/11" and "1/6" rhetoric is about Democrats getting wiped out in the mid terms.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 02:04 PM (5pTK/)
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January-6 is War On Women II.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 03:17 PM (krQz2)

487 This mom is ready to fight the #woke agenda:

https://tinyurl.com/bdfrt7ws

Posted by: kallisto at September 12, 2022 03:18 PM (dCxaZ)

488 January-6 is War On Women II.

Well, the Junta did have two women murdered that day

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2022 03:18 PM (ESjRY)

489 .. I had no idea that they pre-plan retreats.
Patton: "ever forward, never retreat"

.. Well, good forces have pre-arranged rally points.

But maybe the Russians should have picked theirs someplace else but Moscow.

Posted by: SMOD at September 12, 2022 03:18 PM (RHGPo)

490 The Powers That Be know the depths of their hatred for the common man. And, what's more, they know we know, and this terrifies them.
Need a visual? Pelosi's fence fortress long, long after Jan. 6.

Posted by: Coki at September 12, 2022 03:18 PM (G7Avm)

491 . I had no idea that they pre-plan retreats.
__________

Uhhh. . . tactical withdrawal.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2022 03:19 PM (lf83v)

492 All the left has is lies.

Jan 6 wasn't an insurrection. Was there some violence and destruction? Yes. It was overall a pretty peaceful event. Then the Capital Police got involved. They murdered two women, one shot and one beaten to death.

THAT'S what everyone should be concentrating on, but no. They gave them medals for MURDERING AMERICANS.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

493 431 The demons really think they are winning. Payday is coming.

We are legion.
Posted by: Antifa at September 12, 2022 03:06 PM (ESjRY)

The legions were organized. You're a bunch of purple haired fanooks.

Posted by: The Romans at September 12, 2022 03:19 PM (cupoy)

494 *Capitol

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

495 487 This mom is ready to fight the #woke agenda:

She's hot.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 12, 2022 03:20 PM (A7urr)

496 I have a lot more admiration for Charles I than I do for Charles II. We''ll see what happens with Charles III:

https://tinyurl.com/mr28ynv2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2022 03:21 PM (wvo9L)

497 The Russians really ran off?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 12, 2022 03:21 PM (nZg+m)

498 So, are the Dems saying that 9/11 was an inside job?

Because the doors on Jan-6 were opened from the inside.

What would that say about the FIB, since they haven't been able to detect it for more than 2 decades? Professional? Competent? Honest?

Or pensioneers?

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 03:21 PM (krQz2)

499 This mom is ready to fight the #woke agenda:

She's hot.

That fact is probably at least partially the reason she's a mom.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 12, 2022 03:21 PM (Bd6X8)

500 I use "tangy" heard many start with "adieu:

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 12, 2022 03:22 PM (xDian)

501 The way to take down AntiFa is hand out Rice Crispy Treats laced with Fetanyl at one of their 'protests' Once they are on the ground writhing like worms use your imagination.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 12, 2022 03:22 PM (4og8o)

502
LOL. Bad as it can be, I'd rather have them than a bunch of stuff stuck between my legs.

Posted by: IrishEi
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This is about me, isn't it..

Posted by: Big Mike Obama at September 12, 2022 03:22 PM (SWi3y)

503 We''ll see what happens with Charles III:

https://tinyurl.com/mr28ynv2
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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He might buckle up to the new responsibility.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 12, 2022 03:22 PM (nZg+m)

504 January 6th was like 9-11? Fuck you with a spork.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 12, 2022 03:23 PM (VpIIl)

505 The Stewarts in general were a weird family.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2022 03:23 PM (CJ8jt)

506 FDA wants you to get yer booster, very persuasive ad:

https://tinyurl.com/45uzwn8a

Posted by: kallisto at September 12, 2022 03:24 PM (dCxaZ)

507 It was tragic when security guards dove from the 2nd floor of the capital.

Face paint can't melt steel doors!

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 03:24 PM (krQz2)

508 It's so obviously not true it's almost a joke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

They ran an nationally televised impeachment hearing on the basis of him being the nominee.

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2022 03:24 PM (BXxcV)

509 He might buckle up to the new responsibility.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 12, 2022 03:22 PM (nZg+m)
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Edward VII turned out to be a much better King than one would have supposed prior to that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 03:24 PM (y7m4k)

510 How come the slouchy guy is the one the giant needle is aiming for?

Posted by: kallisto at September 12, 2022 03:25 PM (dCxaZ)

511 FDA wants you to get yer booster, very persuasive ad:

https://tinyurl.com/45uzwn8a
Posted by: kallisto at September 12, 2022 03:24 PM (dCxaZ)

"I feared for my life. I want my lawyer."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

512 Warner promised he would only serve 2 terms.

I'll do my part to hold him to that.

Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2022 03:26 PM (wr5Fa)

513 The Stewarts in general were a weird family.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2022 03:23 PM (CJ8jt)
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They at least got along with their children, which is more than can be said about the Hanovers.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 03:26 PM (y7m4k)

514 zerohedge @zerohedge · 2h
And this is why gas prices keep dropping: The Biden admin drained 8,4MM barrels from the SPR last week, the biggest weekly drain in history.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 12, 2022 03:26 PM (yikp0)

515 How come the slouchy guy is the one the giant needle is aiming for?
Posted by: kallisto at September 12, 2022 03:25 PM (dCxaZ)

I was wondering that too.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 03:27 PM (DRSnL)

516 FDA wants you to get yer booster, very persuasive ad:

https://tinyurl.com/45uzwn8a
Posted by: kallisto at September 12, 2022 03:24 PM (dCxaZ)
........

That is one giant needle.

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2022 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

517 How much of the McConnell fortune is invested in Pfizer?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 12, 2022 03:27 PM (A7urr)

518 Zelensky further expressed that he was "surprised" at Trump's behavior in the lead-up to the invasion and also "even after the beginning, with a full-fledged invasion."

"Probably he needed this to promote his domestic policy to show that he’s ready to find understanding with the president of Russia," the Ukrainian president added.

Tell me whose policies got you invaded, dipshit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 12, 2022 03:27 PM (t3/qz)

519 zerohedge @zerohedge · 2h
And this is why gas prices keep dropping: The Biden admin drained 8,4MM barrels from the SPR last week, the biggest weekly drain in history.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 12, 2022 03:26 PM (yikp0)

Madagascar could overthrow the United States by the time Biden is done with this place.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

520 two rules?
Soon there will be zero rules.
Posted by: rd

Those who push for two rules will soon have zero.

Posted by: Ace at 01:50 PM
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No rules. Just Reich.

Posted by: Outenbach Steakhouse at September 12, 2022 03:28 PM (krQz2)

521 508 It's so obviously not true it's almost a joke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

They ran an nationally televised impeachment hearing on the basis of him being the nominee.
Posted by: ... at September 12, 2022 03:24 PM (BXxcV)

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The first impeachment happened in February of 2020, right about the time that the establishment, which had spent a year pushing people like Kamala, Beto, Buttigieg, and Warren, finally cleared the deck for Biden when it became obvious that Bernie was going to walk away with everything in a crowded field. Despite their best efforts, the establishment's best bet to beat Bernie was Biden, which they didn't manage until February of 2020.

We saw what the establishment clearing the deck for a candidate early looked like in 2016, and it wasn't a giant cluster fuck suddenly cleaned up with moments to spare for SC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

522 Who were the Terrorists at the Capital? serious question.I mean other than the FBI and Capitol Police.

Posted by: MAC V SOG at September 12, 2022 03:28 PM (P4Pk9)

523 Zelensky further expressed that he was "surprised" at Trump's behavior in the lead-up to the invasion and also "even after the beginning, with a full-fledged invasion."
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WTF? Trump was out of office for over a year before Ukraine was invaded.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 03:28 PM (y7m4k)

524 Hey, don’t underestimate Madagascar. Those lemurs can be badasses.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2022 03:29 PM (CJ8jt)

525 Madagascar could overthrow the United States by the time Biden is done with this place.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
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Monaco.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 03:29 PM (y7m4k)

526 Zelensky further expressed that he was "surprised" at Trump's behavior in the lead-up to the invasion and also "even after the beginning, with a full-fledged invasion."
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WTF? Trump was out of office for over a year before Ukraine was invaded.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 03:28 PM (y7m4k)

He's a leftist commie stooge. OF COURSE he's going to blame Trump for everything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

527 And all of Hollywood knew Hillary was going to be the 2016 nominee. They greenlit projects years in advance in anticipation of it.

They had an entire "Era of Women" that magically appeared in mid-2016 and was supposed to look like The Hag had changed the world, when in fact it was all planned. The so-called "#MeToo" movement although *possibly* named organically (but probably not) was also planned for the same reason.

Trump upset the apple cart almost entirely because of their hubris in thinking it would be absolutely impossible for him to do what he did.

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2022 03:29 PM (BXxcV)

528 So severe, so awful that when Seal Claappers for Colbert did it, nothing happened. EABOD

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 12, 2022 03:30 PM (/6GbT)

529 Hey, don’t underestimate Madagascar. Those lemurs can be badasses.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2022 03:29 PM (CJ8jt)

They like to move it move it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 12, 2022 03:31 PM (DRSnL)

530 Zelensky further expressed that he was "surprised" at Trump's behavior in the lead-up to the invasion and also "even after the beginning, with a full-fledged invasion."
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WTF? Trump was out of office for over a year before Ukraine was invaded.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 03:28 PM (y7m4k)
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Biden's speech gave the green light to Putin's invasion. We all pretty much saw it coming as soon as Biden made his minor incursion remark. Which is beside the point. Zelensky is on board with covering for the Junta. He just publicly affirmed he will remain bought.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 12, 2022 03:31 PM (5pTK/)

531 WTF? Trump was out of office for over a year before Ukraine was invaded.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 03:28 PM (y7m4k)
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What you miss is the Dem imagination that makes a Dem office holder stabbing a journalist to death "Trump's fault".

They told us before that Trump caused the invasion of Ukraine and as long as that polls with their base, they'll keep telling that story.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 03:31 PM (krQz2)

532 The first impeachment happened in February of 2020

...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

Gotta take issue with this here. Rumbles of the impeachment started as early as August based on the "phone call" in July 2019 which was explicitly called "election interference" from the beginning.

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2022 03:31 PM (BXxcV)

533 How have Russian special forces not killed Zelensky yet?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2022 03:31 PM (lf83v)

534
Madagascar could overthrow the United States by the time Biden is done with this place.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 03:27 PM
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Monaco.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 03:29 PM

The Duchy of Grand Fenwick

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 12, 2022 03:32 PM (ENBF0)

535 I don't know if it quite qualifies as a terrorist attack, but I'm disturbed about the swampers "allowing" antifa to shatter windows and break into the building and planting people like Ray Epps to agitate for dangerous disorder.

That, and stealing the election. Is undergoing a coup more or less bad than a terrorist attack?

Posted by: Emmie at September 12, 2022 03:32 PM (6RgRK)

536 514 zerohedge @zerohedge · 2h
And this is why gas prices keep dropping: The Biden admin drained 8,4MM barrels from the SPR last week, the biggest weekly drain in history.
Posted by: andycanuck
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Imagining 1. the Chinese noting that lack of oil was a main reason Germany failed
2. a capable oil man having his lease on the ready.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 12, 2022 03:32 PM (nZg+m)

537 They told us before that Trump caused the invasion of Ukraine and as long as that polls with their base, they'll keep telling that story.
Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 03:31 PM (krQz2)
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Sorry. I like to think that the world...i dunno...makes sense.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 03:33 PM (y7m4k)

538
The Duchy of Grand Fenwick
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 12, 2022 03:32 PM (ENBF0)

Pass the duchy to the left hand side.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

539 518 Zelensky further expressed that he was "surprised" at Trump's behavior in the lead-up to the invasion and also "even after the beginning, with a full-fledged invasion."

Tell me whose policies got you invaded, dipshit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 12, 2022 03:27 PM (t3/qz)

Correction: Tell me how Biden enriches you, dipshit (aka Zelensky).

Posted by: Coki at September 12, 2022 03:33 PM (G7Avm)

540 535 I don't know if it quite qualifies as a terrorist attack, but I'm disturbed about the swampers "allowing" antifa to shatter windows and break into the building and planting people like Ray Epps to agitate for dangerous disorder.

That, and stealing the election. Is undergoing a coup more or less bad than a terrorist attack?
Posted by: Emmie
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Sedition?
Treason?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 12, 2022 03:33 PM (nZg+m)

541 The Duchy of Grand Fenwick
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 12, 2022 03:32 PM (ENBF0)
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Well, they do have the Q-Bomb.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 03:34 PM (y7m4k)

542 Trump is the modern Garden of Eden story.

Everybody got along and worked in harmony until Trump taught the white man to hate.

Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 03:34 PM (krQz2)

543 Zelensky further expressed that he was "surprised" at Trump's behavior in the lead-up to the invasion and also "even after the beginning, with a full-fledged invasion."

"Probably he needed this to promote his domestic policy to show that he’s ready to find understanding with the president of Russia," the Ukrainian president added.

Globalist stooge says what?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 12, 2022 03:34 PM (ZGrMX)

544 Trump is the modern Garden of Eden story.

Everybody got along and worked in harmony until Trump taught the white man to hate.
Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2022 03:34 PM (krQz2)

Mmmmmmm........Barbara Eden.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

545 Nood.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 03:35 PM (y7m4k)

546 Noodity.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2022 03:36 PM (jTdAu)

547 532 Gotta take issue with this here. Rumbles of the impeachment started as early as August based on the "phone call" in July 2019 which was explicitly called "election interference" from the beginning.
Posted by: ... at September 12, 2022 03:31 PM (BXxcV)

=========

Remember, even Mitt Romney's kid is involved in Ukrainian corruption.

It's not just a Biden thing. It's an entire uniparty, deep state thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 12, 2022 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

548 So, Hillary Clinton said she started wearing pantsuits because she didn't want the paparazzi to take upskirt shots of her.

Funny how no other First Lady ever had that problem, before or since.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2022 03:36 PM (lf83v)

549 522 Who were the Terrorists at the Capital? serious question.I mean other than the FBI and Capitol Police.
Posted by: MAC V SOG at September 12, 2022 03:28 PM (P4Pk9)

Yes, I want to know this as well. Have any of the violent people been jailed? Or just the people holding wrong opinions in the wrong place?

Posted by: Emmie at September 12, 2022 03:36 PM (6RgRK)

550
Madagascar could overthrow the United States by the time Biden is done with this place.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2022 03:27 PM
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Monaco.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 12, 2022 03:29 PM

The Duchy of Grand Fenwick
Posted by: AltonJackson

Principality of Sealand

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 12, 2022 03:38 PM (n+4am)

551 Zelensky didn't say Trump caused the invasion; he, like the MSM, thinks praise for Putin being a clever dick was genuine praise for Putin.

||Zelensky appeared to be addressing Trump's generally positive statements which have come on multiple occasions, including as recently as this month, about Putin as a strategist. Trump had called the Russian leader a "genius" in this regard a mere days prior to the Feb.24 Russian invasion of Ukraine: ||

https://tinyurl.com/2vh2e5ta
ZeroHedge

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 12, 2022 03:39 PM (yikp0)

552 I keep hoping to find a Democrat who can speak the language of reason and see where this rhetoric pushes us. Still no luck, I am not sure that kind of Democrat exists anymore.

Posted by: Drew in MO at September 12, 2022 03:42 PM (cGlgB)

553 They want us to be violent. They want to make us "do a boog."

They literally think we're as stupid as they are...

Posted by: setnaffa at September 12, 2022 04:06 PM (bYETr)

554 They guided several groups of people into the building. We were so effing stupid. By gods grace alone, I told my brother not to climb those walls and not to go inside. Eff these liars.

Posted by: Linda Sina at September 12, 2022 04:11 PM (Yrvb3)

555 Scum bags are more ethical than POS Mark Warner.

Posted by: Just a dummy at September 12, 2022 05:04 PM (U2W4Y)

556 The worst enemy of the U.S. Constitution is the United Nations

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 12, 2022 06:08 PM (wGqjj)

557 I'm so dispirited. This is fucking insanity, and the constant gaslighting doesn't stop. They've gaslighted themselves and truly believe all of this crap.

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