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The Morning Report — 9/9/22

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Good morning kids. At the turn of the last century, the saying went "The sun never sets on the British Empire." Barely a decade into that century, one that began with such promise for perhaps the greatest flourishing of human and societal advancement, Sir Edward Grey on the eve of the Great War, now known as the First World War, uttered the prophetic words to a friend "The lamps are going out all over Europe, we shall not see them lit again in our lifetime."

Yesterday, after nearly a thousand years, the sun has indeed set on the British Empire, and the lamps are indeed going out all over Europe – quite literally as well as figuratively. By extension, the passing of Queen Elizabeth is the stark delineation of a fin de siècle. The decline and fall of the American experiment is the prime example. The blinkered, philistine pig-ignorance of savages dressed up in the robes of enlightenment are dancing and defecating on her grave before she's even cold, yet haven't the foggiest notion in their pea-sized brains that were it not for England, the standard-bearer of Judeo-Christianity and western enlightenment, they'd still be swinging from the trees, picking nits out of their hair or clubbing each other to death to see who gets to control a termite mound. That is, if they weren't busy being raped, beheaded or sold into slavery by the practitioners of the Religion of Peace™.

The problem with human history is that we cannot go back in time and rewrite it to suit our own tastes and desires. It does not move in a linear path and when it advances, it does so in fits and starts. Yet, in spite of our own record of horrendous behavior to our fellow man, it does advance. The irony of those who rail against our collective past sins is that they refuse to recognize that the very reason they are able to thump their baloney-nippled transexual soy chests is because of the free and open society that we, our parents and grandparents shed real blood to create and defend. They are hell bent on taking us back to the very dark ages they accuse us of creating. In every field of endeavor, the arts and sciences, our advancement and achievements, the greatest of which is individual human freedom, is to be sacrificed on the altar of madness, ignorance and hatred. The prime example of the latter is self-hatred. That's at the heart of it all, I suppose. But I digress.

Whatever one felt about the concepts of monarchy, or of the foibles of the royal family as well as that of Blighty itself these past 70 years, Queen Elizabeth was always there and represented stability, whether we recognized it or not. Her passing, especially given the times we live in, is a cold slap of reality that the way of life that we perhaps took for granted as something that no matter what would always be there, won't.

The lamps are going out all over the world, now. Elizabeth in her way was at least symbolically one of them. Will we allow that light from her generation, dwindling in numbers and brightness with each passing day, to be extinguished?

As Winston Churchill intoned on the eve of the Battle of Britain,

Upon this battle depends the survival of Christian civilization. Upon it depends our own British life, and the long continuity of our institutions and our Empire. The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war. If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands. But if we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that, if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, “This was their finest hour.”

When you consider who and what we are up against, in our own country and indeed all over whatever is left of the free world such as it is, Churchill's words are absolutely spot on in the here and now.

Rest in Peace, Elizabeth II.

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1 Happy fricking Friday

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 07:42 AM (BRHaw)

2 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at September 09, 2022 07:42 AM (WhsXQ)

3 morning JJ. covfefe is ready. time to read te content.

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at September 09, 2022 07:43 AM (WhsXQ)

4 Happy Friday, all you fellow morons! I find myself in a relatively good mood because next week the wife and I are on vacation and celebrating our 20th Anniversary.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2022 07:43 AM (4olE8)

5 Morning JJ, Morning Horde.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 09, 2022 07:43 AM (53oGX)

6 Posted by: NR Pax

Congrats to you both!

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 09, 2022 07:43 AM (53oGX)

7 Good morning everyone. Thank you J.J.

Thank you Dear Jesus for all of our blessings and help us endure our trials.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2022 07:45 AM (LsEU/)

8 mornin yall. Prayers and best wishes for Jewells today. My Dad got thru the same thing ok. I'm sure she will too.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2022 07:46 AM (sn5EN)

9 As I said yesterday. without the Queen, the British are going to be hungry and shivering in the dark.

Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 07:47 AM (6TxNR)

10 Prayers for Jewells.

Indeed. Horde prayer works.

Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 07:48 AM (6TxNR)

11 I've got nothing to say about HM Queen Elizabeth that others haven't said more eloquently than I can.

JJ, your quoting Sir Edward Gray is, as our Brit cousins say, 'spot on.' It took a long time for Edward VII to come to the throne, but he at least was a conscientious monarch who loved the Empire. Charles III is a dithering, pampered, pompous fool.

If there is any silver lining to be seen (funny that I, of all people, would say that) it is that the British monarch really has no political power save that granted by Parliament. Charles may be a disaster, but he alone can't take down England.

One wonders if there will ever be a William V.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 07:48 AM (AW0uW)

12 The problem with human history is that we cannot go back in time and rewrite it to suit our own tastes and desires. It does not move in a linear path and when it advances, it does so in fits and starts. Yet, in spite of our own record of horrendous behavior to our fellow man, it does advance."

At the moment, it is Advancing to the Rear.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 07:49 AM (r46W7)

13 Yo

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2022 07:49 AM (BFigT)

14 I guess the US Marshals decided raiding a funeral and shooting the fugitive during his dad's burial was a good idea.

https://tinyurl.com/5jwv5mp9

I like the statement that the marshals have not filed a detailed report of the incident. Witnesses say the marshals just called the guys name and then shot him.

Posted by: WiNO - Amish Vampires in Space at September 09, 2022 07:50 AM (EpDzw)

15 Nothing on the shooter at the IRS office yesterday? Probably just a local gangbanger.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2022 07:50 AM (sn5EN)

16 Reading the content...always girthy. Thanks J. J.!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 07:51 AM (ynpvh)

17
It's a tragedy when almost any of us leave this mortal coil, but these lacrymose tributes to Queen Elizabeth from Americans are something else. I can understand them coming from the UK, but she was not our head of state. I think a lot of it comes from our own little princesses-in-waiting who dreamt they dwelt in marble halls.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2022 07:52 AM (1Nxff)

18 Are they going to make a TV series out of "My Son Hunter"?

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2022 07:52 AM (sn5EN)

19 15 Nothing on the shooter at the IRS office yesterday? Probably just a local gangbanger.
Posted by: fd at September 09, 2022 07:50 AM (sn5EN)


Did he have a real "glow" about him?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 07:52 AM (x0n13)

20 "Mar-a-Lago Raid: Feds Ask Judge To Partially Stay Special Master Order, Will Appeal If Don’t Get Their Way"

But I wanna be able to do whatever I want to!--FIB

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 07:52 AM (ynpvh)

21 At the moment, it is Advancing to the Rear.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 07:49 AM (r46W7)

Giggity.

Posted by: Pete Giggitybooty at September 09, 2022 07:52 AM (6FeV1)

22 Good morning dear morons and thank you JJ for the memoriam.

Elizabeth Windsor z"l

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2022 07:53 AM (EZebt)

23 Sitting in San Diego, waiting for rains from TS Kay to hit...Tropical Storm, not transgender...
HOPE we get some rain...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 07:53 AM (ynpvh)

24 Mornin' Mo-rons!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 09, 2022 07:54 AM (qfZ3Y)

25 Well, I know where I was: sitting in a Dunkin Donuts with The Kid while she explained in excruciating detail all the inside scoop about Kiwi Farms and what actually was going on, and then she checked her surgically-attached phone and announced:

"Holy shit! She's dead!"

Posted by: LenNeal at September 09, 2022 07:54 AM (43xH1)

26 Winston was big on "christian" values.
He was a big anti Semitic
He embraced Zionism as a means of ridding Europe of Jews and enabling colonialism

Posted by: Forrest gump at September 09, 2022 07:54 AM (E7xUt)

27 They will need a cute kid with a catchphrase. Like "10 for the Big Guy!".

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2022 07:54 AM (sn5EN)

28 IRS shooter was a disgruntled employee

Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 07:54 AM (6TxNR)

29 24 Mornin' Mo-rons!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 09, 2022 07:54 AM (qfZ3Y)

Reminds me of old joke. Two guys were on a platform on top of a hi-rise construction when the platform started shifting, and one, regrettably fell to his death. Which one didn't fall? The one More-On...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 07:55 AM (ynpvh)

30 God Bless Queen Elizabeth And May She Rest In Peace.

Never Give Up Your Guns!

Rootin For Putin!

Free Buffalo Guy!

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 09, 2022 07:55 AM (2CExO)

31 But there were more troubling developments earlier this year when the 4th Circuit ruled in a case involving the disqualification of Rep. Madison Cawthorn that the 1872 Amnesty Act did not nullify Section 3...

“all political disabilities imposed by the third section of the fourteenth article of amendments of the Constitution of the United States are hereby removed from all persons whomsoever”

*

I want to be surprised that Democrats are saying "This isn't what this says or means" but I'm not. Not at all.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 07:55 AM (0CG0Y)

32 "IRS shooter was a disgruntled employee
Posted by: blaster "

They should not have taken away his gruntle.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2022 07:56 AM (sn5EN)

33 28 IRS shooter was a disgruntled employee

Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 07:54 AM (6TxNR)

Any USPS experience?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 07:56 AM (ynpvh)

34 Read that review of Three Thousand Years of Longing.

Wow. I wish I could write like that. The author absolutely nailed the sick, perverse, satanic worldview of modern 'culture.' I may just have to go see that film.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 07:56 AM (AW0uW)

35 "IRS shooter was a disgruntled employee
Posted by: blaster "

They should not have taken away his gruntle."

I dis-agree: they shouldn't have fucked with his turbed.

Posted by: LenNeal at September 09, 2022 07:57 AM (43xH1)

36 34 Read that review of Three Thousand Years of Longing.

Wow. I wish I could write like that. The author absolutely nailed the sick, perverse, satanic worldview of modern 'culture.' I may just have to go see that film.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 07:56 AM (AW0uW)


Danusha Goska is a terrific author. My only criticism of her writing is that she overwrites the shit out of everything. She needs an editor.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 07:57 AM (x0n13)

37 IRS shooter was a disgruntled employee

*

Federal employee.
Living and working in Memphis.
Who managed to somehow get fired from a government job.

(lays $100 on table)

White guy, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 07:57 AM (0CG0Y)

38 Thank you, JJ.

Rest In Peace, Queen Elizabeth.

Posted by: democrats: Raping The Children We Cannot Kill Since 1973 at September 09, 2022 07:57 AM (jV+aN)

39 Good morning horde

We are being marginalized by the Marxists all the way around

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 09, 2022 07:58 AM (oZKXp)

40 I like the statement that the marshals have not filed a detailed report of the incident. Witnesses say the marshals just called the guys name and then shot him.
Posted by: WiNO - Amish Vampires in Space at September 09, 2022 07:50 AM (EpDzw)
---
Was Raylan Givens in the vicinity by any chance? Sounds like his MO...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2022 07:59 AM (YIVH2)

41 "At least one subpoena was marked by the name of fraud-focused D.C. federal prosecutor’s name, according to NYT. Moreover, one other subpoena purportedly looked for correspondences with Pennsylvania lawyer Bruce Marks, who was involved in work to challenge election results."

What better way to dissuade lawyers from representing someone that to make an example of others that have.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 07:59 AM (ynpvh)

42 14 I was watching the doc series Gunslingers (really well produced, historically accurate) last night, and the subject was the Bill Doolin gang. Then, in the 1890s, the Marshals would pretty much use the tactic of calling somebody's name and shoot them. Doolin escaped that fate at first by being nice with the arresting Marshal. He then escaped jail, so they waited for him to visit his family and gunned him down.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 09, 2022 08:00 AM (lz5hY)

43 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 09, 2022 08:00 AM (jTdAu)

44 As I said yesterday. without the Queen, the British are going to be hungry and shivering in the dark.
Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2022 07:47 AM (6TxNR)

I saw a poll a friend over there shared noting that fully 23% of brittons are not going to turn the heat on at all this winter - due to the excessive price. and that includes a number with children under the age of 18.

now, my friend happens to have a wood burning stove so that's his plan for winter heat, but i wonder if all are in a similar situation or not. which means they'll definitely be cold...

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at September 09, 2022 08:00 AM (WhsXQ)

45 38 Posted by: democrats: Raping The Children We Cannot Kill Since 1973 at September 09, 2022 07:57 AM (jV+aN)

You should replace the word "We" with "They" in your nic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 08:00 AM (x0n13)

46 Freezing and starving are the newest virtue signals.

Posted by: Zombie Frank at September 09, 2022 08:01 AM (wsHtO)

47 “The Ukrainians have demonstrated superior tactical proficiency.”

But can the hold it? I have my doubts. But that's what happens when one country sticks their dick into another country mis-judging how "easy" it will be.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:01 AM (ynpvh)

48 Federal employee.
Living and working in Memphis.
Who managed to somehow get fired from a government job.

***

Oh, left one off, sorry.

And no photos or information has been released regarding.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 08:01 AM (0CG0Y)

49 Good morning. What is happening with Jewells? I missed that.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 09, 2022 08:02 AM (45fpk)

50 Madison Cornbread is in the House of Representatives?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 08:02 AM (XZfdZ)

51 Tucker Carlson had an absolutely wonderful segment on the UK and their modernizing influence, and how the Neanderthal left has trashed it, and the queen.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2022 08:02 AM (O85q8)

52 49 Good morning. What is happening with Jewells? I missed that.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 09, 2022 08:02 AM (45fpk)

PET scan this morning at 6 a.m. CST.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:02 AM (ynpvh)

53 50 Madison Cornbread is in the House of Representatives?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 08:02 AM (XZfdZ)

They both like being buttered up. Makes it easier to feed at the trough.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:03 AM (ynpvh)

54 37
Federal employee.
Living and working in Memphis.
Who managed to somehow get fired from a government job.

(lays $100 on table)

White guy, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 07:57 AM (0CG0Y)

Well if he was white they would've mentioned. But if he was black he wouldn't have been fired. A paradox I say.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 09, 2022 08:03 AM (b2nrj)

55 “The Ukrainians have demonstrated superior tactical proficiency.”

*

It's going to be so jarring to so many people when the same media calmly reports that Russia was always winning and it's no surprise that they won.

Remember, no one ever said the shots would keep you from getting COVID.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 08:03 AM (0CG0Y)

56 PET scan this morning at 6 a.m. CST.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:02 AM (ynpvh)


Thank you jim.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 09, 2022 08:03 AM (45fpk)

57 "What better way to dissuade lawyers from representing someone that to make an example of others that have."

I would like to suade a lawyer some time.

PIE seems to be a root word of, basically, 'sweet-talk'.

Posted by: LenNeal at September 09, 2022 08:03 AM (43xH1)

58 You should replace the word "We" with "They" in your nic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 08:00 AM (x0n13)

I read it as a tagline. The antecedent of "we" is "democrats".

But i can see how lack of context might lead to administrative headaches...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:04 AM (6FeV1)

59 But if he was black he wouldn't have been fired.

*

Pause to appreciate just how bad a government employee he must have been.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 08:04 AM (0CG0Y)

60 The 96 gun salute being shown is more interesting than I thought it would be. rather fascinating to see all the kinds of cannon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 08:04 AM (r46W7)

61 55 “The Ukrainians have demonstrated superior tactical proficiency.”

*

It's going to be so jarring to so many people when the same media calmly reports that Russia was always winning and it's no surprise that they won.

Remember, no one ever said the shots would keep you from getting COVID.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 08:03 AM (0CG0Y)

Where's the Mens Warehouse guy that said, "I guarantee it!"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:04 AM (ynpvh)

62 "The therapists were convicted of using allegories to describe the Chinese Communist oppression of Hong Kong. The charges refer to a set of picture books about wolves and sheep with the sheep resisting an invasion of their home by wolves — a thinly disguised reference to the Chinese oppression of Hong Kong."

I guess "The Big Bad Wolf" is not part of Xi's children's book approved list either...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:06 AM (ynpvh)

63 Showing on F&F Queen Elizabeth II is being honored with a 96 gun salute..

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2022 08:06 AM (NpAcC)

64 Why can't i just sit back and enjoy the show? Why do i have to decide who the "good guys" are in a war between two crooked, backwards, screwed up hellhole countries?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:07 AM (6FeV1)

65 62 "The therapists were convicted of using allegories to describe the Chinese Communist oppression of Hong Kong. The charges refer to a set of picture books about wolves and sheep with the sheep resisting an invasion of their home by wolves — a thinly disguised reference to the Chinese oppression of Hong Kong."

I guess "The Big Bad Wolf" is not part of Xi's children's book approved list either...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:06 AM (ynpvh)

I guess jailing those therapists that wrote those books proves the CCP are not wolves, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:07 AM (ynpvh)

66 So, is the dynasty now going to be called the House of Mountbatten?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 08:07 AM (XZfdZ)

67 54 37
Federal employee.
Living and working in Memphis.
Who managed to somehow get fired from a government job.

(lays $100 on table)

White guy, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Latest - it was "misinformation" - "no incident occurred that would cause harm to the public" - so we can assume it was a black ex-employee, but either he couldn't shoot straight or he just waved a weapon around without shooting...or it was a bunch of feds freaked out by fireworks calling in from everywhere...

https://www.localmemphis. com/article/news/local/memphis -irs-building-getwell-police-respond- mpd/522-8cc2cb22-5ca0-4fc7-93f7-12eae7263450

Posted by: Nova local at September 09, 2022 08:07 AM (exHjb)

68 It's a tragedy when almost any of us leave this mortal coil, but these lacrymose tributes to Queen Elizabeth from Americans are something else...
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2022 07:52 AM (1Nxff)


We live in a time of great change. Change which seems determined to flow towards chaos, towards suffering, towards death.

Elizabeth was a constant in our world. We in the US didn't have to think about her much but she was still there. And now she isn't. Another piece of the old world order is gone forever.

Some people yesterday railed against her but those are largely the people in the vanguard of the march towards suffering. Some people took to the comments to state that they literally could not care less, but wanted to be seen as not caring.

She was great figure on the world stage, even if less important to us than to others. It isn't really difficult to understand why people grapple with it. Particularly those people of advanced age who are shown, once again, that death comes us all.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 09, 2022 08:08 AM (1Z8zZ)

69 64 Why can't i just sit back and enjoy the show? Why do i have to decide who the "good guys" are in a war between two crooked, backwards, screwed up hellhole countries?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:07 AM (6FeV1)

Unfortunately there are ALWAYS the little folks caught in the middle that suffer the most...and had nothing to do with it. The CRT folks seem to purposefully forget that by painting all whiteys as evil...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:08 AM (ynpvh)

70 66 Battenberg.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 09, 2022 08:09 AM (lz5hY)

71 We live in a time of great change. Change which seems determined to flow towards chaos, towards suffering, towards death.
---
"Let the Lord of Chaos rule!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2022 08:09 AM (YIVH2)

72 "Iranian Terrorists Will Get Billions of Dollars Before Congress Can Review New Nuclear Deal"

"You gotta pay them before you find out what's in the deal"--Biden Admin & Nanzi Pelosi

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:10 AM (ynpvh)

73 King Charles has decreed all tampons 50% off.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2022 08:10 AM (w2Z7l)

74 Why can't i just sit back and enjoy the show? Why do i have to decide who the "good guys" are in a war between two crooked, backwards, screwed up hellhole countries?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:07 AM (6FeV1)

It would be nice if we could do that. Instead we've sent Ukraine almost $100B in aid. Remember that when some idiot talks about how we can't afford SS or Medicare. We can pay for the Ukrainians though.

Honestly, Putin may not be a nice guy, but Russia is far more sane than our country.

Posted by: WiNO - Amish Vampires in Space at September 09, 2022 08:11 AM (EpDzw)

75 The UK has a German king.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:11 AM (t3/qz)

76 Freezing and starving are the newest virtue signals.
Posted by: Zombie Frank


I'm good with that. Moar please.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 09, 2022 08:11 AM (jTdAu)

77 "Disabled Portlanders Are Suing The City Over Abundance of Homeless Tents Blocking Sidewalks"

Good for them. The city is violating their rights according to ADA. Maybe we here in San Diego should keep that in mind...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:11 AM (ynpvh)

78 King Charles has decreed all tampons 50% off.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

But there are strings attached!

Posted by: I denounce myself at September 09, 2022 08:11 AM (LsEU/)

79 73 King Charles has decreed all tampons 50% off.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2022 08:10 AM (w2Z7l)

And they'll all have his face on them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:11 AM (ynpvh)

80 Batten D Belfry.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:11 AM (t3/qz)

81 Where's the Mens Warehouse guy that said, "I guarantee it!"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:04 AM (ynpvh)

predicting the outcome of that war is like betting on a Cleveland Browns - NY Jets game. No way can anyone forecast which one is going to be the worst on any given day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 08:12 AM (r46W7)

82 What happened to Jewells?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 08:12 AM (AW0uW)

83 Disgruntled IRS employee probably got a bad performance evaluation (it's the season for them as 1 Oct starts a new FY).

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2022 08:12 AM (BFigT)

84 The power of Global Warming is just amazing. In the span of a couple of years it has been able to change from the causing a sharp increase in the number of hurricanes to causing just a few hurricanes.

Posted by: pawn at September 09, 2022 08:12 AM (wsHtO)

85 Unfortunately there are ALWAYS the little folks caught in the middle that suffer the most...and had nothing to do with it. The CRT folks seem to purposefully forget that by painting all whiteys as evil...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:08 AM (ynpvh)

Little folks caught in the middle of war is all of human history.

I equally don't give a damn about the Congolese or Indonesians or South Arabians bashing each other's heads in like the Slavs, outside of the generic observation that suffering is a shame. There doesn't have to be a Good Guy for me to observe that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:12 AM (6FeV1)

86 Disgruntled IRS employee probably got a bad performance evaluation (it's the season for them as 1 Oct starts a new FY).

**

Sure, but that's not going to get you fired from a government job.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 08:13 AM (0CG0Y)

87 73 LOL

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 08:13 AM (XZfdZ)

88 What happened to Jewells?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

PET scan this morning

Jim had it at #56.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2022 08:13 AM (LsEU/)

89 Climate change adapts to the current weather to prove its existence.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:13 AM (t3/qz)

90 82 What happened to Jewells?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 08:12 AM (AW0uW)

Nodules in her lungs. She's had/having PET scan this morning. Keep her in your prayers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:13 AM (ynpvh)

91 75 The UK has a German king.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:11 AM (t3/qz)

Angles, Danes, Franks, French, Dutch, Scots, lots of peoples on that throne.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 09, 2022 08:14 AM (b2nrj)

92 Good morning, Horde.

I cried yesterday for Elizabeth. And I cried for us, too.

Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2022 08:14 AM (cTCuP)

93 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2022 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)

94 77 "Disabled Portlanders Are Suing The City Over Abundance of Homeless Tents Blocking Sidewalks"

Good for them. The city is violating their rights according to ADA. Maybe we here in San Diego should keep that in mind...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:11 AM (ynpvh)

I was just looking at that piece - that's a fascinating legal tactic, since by the language of the ADA what the City is doing is a clear violation of Federal Law.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 08:15 AM (r46W7)

95 Here's something I found particularly disturbing over at Insty's, written by Ed Driscoll:

Here's the link:
https://instapundit.com/541612/#respond

"You spelled “people who aren’t hyper-online enough to spot the Dark Brandon meme and just thought Grandpa Biden suddenly looked scary and menacing and were confused by the whole Nuremberg rally atmosphere” wrong."

I'm not sure which part is more disturbing and frightening. That-
1) Eddie sort of blames normal people for being so uh-hip to the glorious prank fascism run by our joke meme, fake Preezy "Dark Brandon". If only the Norms weren't so stupid, we could all have a good laugh at a major Prime Time Presidential Speech Prank., Or-
2) That the Biden Admin is now trying to walk back a real major Prime Time Presidential Speech disasteras a "joke" on America. Really? Are you in grade school?
3) That Biden and his handlers are so frivolous, so loony, so out of touch, so ignorant and immature that they actually really thought that running a fascist, Dork Brandon prank on the nation and the world during a major Prime Time Presidential Speech was just hunky-dory. If so, they're all literally insane.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2022 08:15 AM (KLPy8)

96 SPONGE!!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2022 08:15 AM (LsEU/)

97 81 Where's the Mens Warehouse guy that said, "I guarantee it!"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:04 AM (ynpvh)

predicting the outcome of that war is like betting on a Cleveland Browns - NY Jets game. No way can anyone forecast which one is going to be the worst on any given day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 08:12 AM (r46W7)

But hoping that the Ukes pull a Buffalo Bills upset like they did that one year where they came back from...what was it, a 21+ point deficit? What a game to watch!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:15 AM (ynpvh)

98 The problem with human history is that we cannot go back in time and rewrite it to suit our own tastes and desires.


Challenge accepted!!!!

Posted by: Critical Race Theory at September 09, 2022 08:15 AM (Zz0t1)

99
It would be nice if we could do that. Instead we've sent Ukraine almost $100B in aid. Remember that when some idiot talks about how we can't afford SS or Medicare. We can pay for the Ukrainians though.

Honestly, Putin may not be a nice guy, but Russia is far more sane than our country.
Posted by: WiNO - Amish Vampires in Space at September 09, 2022 08:11 AM


I'm old enough to remember being told that $5,000,000,000 for a border wall would cripple the economy and require massive tax hikes to "pay for it"

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 09, 2022 08:15 AM (ENBF0)

100 King Charles is a fully committed green eco-commie. He will be unable to stop himself from hectoring the country into following his death cults slavish dreams. The best thing for England would be for him to die quickly and have his son crowned.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 09, 2022 08:15 AM (CxvsA)

101 The Hanoverian line may be geographically from Germany, but European nobility has been an inbred cesspool for so long that ascribing a nationality to any royal line is a bit silly. They're all mushed together into a weird polyglot family wreath to the point that it doesn't much matter anymore.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:15 AM (6FeV1)

102 "Disabled Portlanders Are Suing The City Over Abundance of Homeless Tents Blocking Sidewalks"

The courts will find they don't have a leg to stand on.



What can I tell you? I'm a Moron.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2022 08:16 AM (LsEU/)

103 Do MAGA Republicans Cause Street Crime?

Not all Democrats are Criminals
But all Criminals are Democrats

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 08:16 AM (BRHaw)

104 Oh, great. Now it will be a moral imperative to send nukes to the Ukes.


Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces Gen. Valery Zaluzhny stated "There is a direct threat of the use, under certain circumstances, of tactical nuclear weapons by the Russian armed forces." He wrote this in an op-ed published by state run outlet Ukrinform, with the alarming words being picked up by The Washington Post and others.

Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces Valery Zaluzhny, image via The Odessa Journal.
"It is also impossible to completely rule out the possibility of the direct involvement of the world’s leading countries in a 'limited' nuclear conflict, in which the prospect of World War III is already directly visible," Zaluzhny added.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:16 AM (t3/qz)

105 100 King Charles is a fully committed green eco-commie. He will be unable to stop himself from hectoring the country into following his death cults slavish dreams. The best thing for England would be for him to die quickly and have his son crowned.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 09, 2022 08:15 AM (CxvsA)

So Cherokee hair tampons then?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:17 AM (ynpvh)

106 We have two monarchs on this blog — King Harv and King Sponge I.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 08:17 AM (XZfdZ)

107 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh5V8a4HyC4

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:17 AM (ynpvh)

108 Not all crimes are committed by MAGA, but all MAGA are criminals!

-FJB

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:17 AM (t3/qz)

109 Rest in Peace, Elizabeth II.


How can she, really, knowing who she's left things to and where things were headed prior to her death?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2022 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

110 all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science.

JJS asks us to consider "what we are up against", and buck up for the fight ahead. I am more confident than I was that we can win this fight, at this time, but I also know the fight goes way beyond mere politics. Winning an election or two ultimately achieves little.

We must win the culture, win in the schools, and win in our towns. Blue must turn red, in as many places as possible. The utopian transhumanists and "world-citizens" must be defeated at ground level. It is all evil.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2022 08:18 AM (Q23xa)

111 109 Rest in Peace, Elizabeth II.


How can she, really, knowing who she's left things to and where things were headed prior to her death?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2022 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

At some point you have to say, "I tried my best", shrug your shoulders, and be done.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:18 AM (ynpvh)

112 "For the grace of God has appeared that offers salvation to all people. It teaches us to say "No" to ungodliness and worldly passions, and to live self-controlled, upright and godly lives in this present age, while we wait for the blessed hope- the appearing of the glory of our great God and Savior, Jesus Christ, who gave himself for us to redeem us from all wickedness and to purify for himself a people that are his very own, eager to do what is good

Titus 1:11-14

Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2022 08:19 AM (VpIIl)

113 101 There's a photo of George V and Czar Nicky the Last side by side, and they could have been twin brothers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 09, 2022 08:19 AM (lz5hY)

114 113 101 There's a photo of George V and Czar Nicky the Last side by side, and they could have been twin brothers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 09, 2022 08:19 AM (lz5hY)

Probably related in more than a few ways...royal families and all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:19 AM (ynpvh)

115 Sakse-Coburg was a cadet branch of Hanover, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:19 AM (6FeV1)

116 Now the important question: Who gets the royal corgis?

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 09, 2022 08:19 AM (i0slg)

117 Nodules in her lungs. She's had/having PET scan this morning. Keep her in your prayers.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:13 AM (ynpvh)


Oh, no. Will do.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 08:19 AM (AW0uW)

118 Thank you JJS for taking the time to do this every day! And thanks to CJN for todays very welcome podcast.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2022 08:20 AM (Q23xa)

119 There's a photo of George V and Czar Nicky the Last side by side, and they could have been twin brothers.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 09, 2022 08:19 AM (lz5hY)

George, Nicky and Willie (the Kaiser) were all first cousins, iianm.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:20 AM (6FeV1)

120 116 Now the important question: Who gets the royal corgis?

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 09, 2022 08:19 AM (i0slg)

They're being traded for one Royal Tampon.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:21 AM (ynpvh)

121 We have two monarchs on this blog — King Harv and King Sponge I.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 08:17 AM (XZfdZ)



I am but a humble servant of The Lord and booze.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2022 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)

122 So who wins, King Harv or King Charles?

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at September 09, 2022 08:21 AM (WhsXQ)

123 118 Thank you JJS for taking the time to do this every day! And thanks to CJN for todays very welcome podcast.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 202


Dave in FL. is a rock star. Lucky to have him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 08:21 AM (x0n13)

124 115 Sakse-Coburg was a cadet branch of Hanover, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:19 AM (6FeV1)

It looks like Saxe-Coburg (now Windsor in England) succeeded Hanover and they're unrelated noble houses.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 09, 2022 08:22 AM (b2nrj)

125 The problem with human history is that we cannot go back in time and rewrite it to suit our own tastes and desires.
______________

Not only can we do it, we did it, and despite the overwhelming amount of historical documents flatly contradicting our fictional account of U.S. history, we got the leftist education industry to swallow our revisionist bilge hook, line, and sinker and now our racist, inaccurate "history" of the U.S. is being taught as fact to schoolkids all over the country!

Posted by: Project 1619 authors at September 09, 2022 08:22 AM (MvHI3)

126 SPONGE!!!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2022 08:15 AM (LsEU/)




*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2022 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

127 121 We have two monarchs on this blog — King Harv and King Sponge I.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 08:17 AM (XZfdZ)


I am but a humble servant of The Lord and booze.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2022 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)

Ye cannot serve both God and Jack Daniels...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:22 AM (ynpvh)

128 Here is the Tucker Carlson link. 5 minutes of brilliance.


https://tinyurl.com/2p8s7ckm

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2022 08:23 AM (lTGtQ)

129 61
Where's the Mens Warehouse guy that said, "I guarantee it!"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:04 AM (ynpvh)


Probably trying to keep his head down after the Occutards trashed Men's Warehouse stores less than 24 hours after he said he supported them.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2022 08:23 AM (4olE8)

130 Bannon's frog march was a thing of beauty. Finally some justice. Need MORE to save this nation.


[You go, Boss! - jjs]

Posted by: Sid at September 09, 2022 08:23 AM (2T/Va)

131 The Hanoverian line may be geographically from Germany, but European nobility has been an inbred cesspool for so long that ascribing a nationality to any royal line is a bit silly. They're all mushed together into a weird polyglot family wreath to the point that it doesn't much matter anymore.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:15 AM (6FeV1)

Concur. Most nobility are inbred syphilitics.

Like The Bushes.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 09, 2022 08:24 AM (2CExO)

132 126 SPONGE!!!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2022 08:15 AM (LsEU/)

*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2022 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

2 SPONGE!!!
Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at September 09, 2022 07:42 AM (WhsXQ)

*tuts*

....

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at September 09, 2022 08:24 AM (WhsXQ)

133 The baby's up!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2022 08:24 AM (LsEU/)

134 another weel duh!

As can be seen in the Bureau of Reclamation’s official estimate of the yearly natural water flows into Lake Mead, there has been no long-term trend in water flow into the reservoir.

The population has exceeded the water supply and the government cannot provide for the demand!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 08:24 AM (BRHaw)

135
Ye cannot serve both God and Jack Daniels...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:22 AM (ynpvh)



*inserts 'for' in replace of 'and'*

Better?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2022 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

136 If you watched Tucker last night, then you know Kevin McCarthy and the NRCC are working behind the scens against great candidates like Karoline Leavitt and helping to fund the despicable attacks against her with $5 million in funding.

Ask your local GOP- why?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2022 08:25 AM (VpIIl)

137
*tuts*

....
Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at September 09, 2022 08:24 AM (WhsXQ)



History doesn't start till after my first post. Sorry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2022 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

138 126 SPONGE!!!!
Posted by: Tonypete
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

2 SPONGE!!!
Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ)

*tuts*
....
Posted by: SturmToddler

Mom always liked me best.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2022 08:26 AM (LsEU/)

139 Posted by: Sid at September 09, 2022 08:23 AM (2T/Va)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 09, 2022 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)

140 inserts 'for' in replace of 'and'*

Better?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2022 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

Remove " 't", "both", and "and".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:26 AM (6FeV1)

141 127
Ye cannot serve both God and Jack Daniels...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:22 AM (ynpvh)


Can I serve God Jack Daniels though?

Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2022 08:26 AM (4olE8)

142 Sid. You're an idiot.

Lick #47's jizz of your mom's ass and get back to your room.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2022 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)

143 So, Charles becomes a 'King' with no power at all to do anything. Basically , he just gets free plane rides, no?

Posted by: dantesed at September 09, 2022 08:27 AM (88xKn)

144 What a magnificent person and example the Queen was for all. She accomplished more in a week then any of these underwhelming, dumb, divisive, layabout, angry social media frauds will in a lifetime.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2022 08:27 AM (VpIIl)

145 Can I serve God Jack Daniels though?
Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2022 08:26 AM (4olE

One for my homies.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:27 AM (6FeV1)

146 But hoping that the Ukes pull a Buffalo Bills upset like they did that one year where they came back from...what was it, a 21+ point deficit? What a game to watch!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:15 AM (ynpvh)

I put forth no opinion on what will happen in this conflict; but in general terms, it's certainly possible. Overextending your military (pushing them past positions you can operationally support) is one of the classic military blunders, and usually leads to disaster for the side that does it. The 2nd Operation Barbarossa could easily end the same way the first one did.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 08:28 AM (r46W7)

147 Jeff Bezos-Whom I don't particularly care for-asked a very good question of "Dr." Anju: "This person is helping to make the world a better place?" and Twitter apparently blew up with responses. People often post on Twitter to get likes and responses and followers and to give a snappy comeback. It's very narcissistic platform. Of course, we all like to have a "community" of like minded people or we (including me) wouldn't post here, but Twitter is-as we know- is full of bots.There are millions and millions of people who don't post on Twitter who respected the kind of woman Elizabeth was. The professor wanting QE to die in agony had no effect on how Elizabeth died, nor how she lived, nor affect the view of her by family and friends. God knew Elizabeth too. I think people can certainly strong advocate against the poisonous CRT in schools as they are doing and against Transgender theory as they are also doing. I can be mad at what she Dr Anju said (and I was) but I think the better response for me is just to pray for her-which I did. Another person strongly in need of a conversion expereince.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2022 08:28 AM (wvo9L)

148 Yes, thank you, Irish Ei, for the link to PDT's statement yesterday.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 09, 2022 08:28 AM (yikp0)

149 > If you watched Tucker last night, then you know Kevin McCarthy and the NRCC are working behind the scens against great candidates like Karoline Leavitt and helping to fund the despicable attacks against her with $5 million in funding.
___________

Yet, there are some people who don't believe McCarthy and/or McConnell can affect congressional elections with their influence and money.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2022 08:28 AM (BFigT)

150 141 127
Ye cannot serve both God and Jack Daniels...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:22 AM (ynpvh)

Can I serve God Jack Daniels though?

Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2022 08:26 AM (4olE

In the older days priests would give drink offerings...so I guess maybe so...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:29 AM (ynpvh)

151 It looks like the ceremonial troop of the Royal Horse Artillery just finished firing the Salute about ten minutes using their WW1 18-pdr field guns.

You can probably find plenty of YouTube videos of the Troop in action if so inclined to look.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 09, 2022 08:29 AM (yikp0)

152 George, Nicky and Willie (the Kaiser) were all first cousins, iianm.

There's an excellent book, George, Nicholas and Wilhelm: Three Royal Cousins and the Road to World War I by Miranda Carter which looks at the relationships among the three. Takeaway: Wilhelm shot off his mouth all the time, but when the chips were down, never wanted a real war; Nicholas was a silent, secretive man convinced he was God's anointed and George probably the most level-headed of the three, which isn't saying much.

https://tinyurl.com/24erumm6

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 08:30 AM (AW0uW)

153 143 So, Charles becomes a 'King' with no power at all to do anything. Basically , he just gets free plane rides, no?

Posted by: dantesed at September 09, 2022 08:27 AM (88xKn)

Don't forget the estates...although many of them are publicly owned...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:30 AM (ynpvh)

154 ten minutes... ago

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 09, 2022 08:30 AM (yikp0)

155 134 another weel duh!

As can be seen in the Bureau of Reclamation’s official estimate of the yearly natural water flows into Lake Mead, there has been no long-term trend in water flow into the reservoir.

The population has exceeded the water supply and the government cannot provide for the demand!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 08:24 AM (BRHaw)

Someone needs to take a remedial course in "Why it's so hard to fill the bathtub when the drain is wide open."

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 08:30 AM (r46W7)

156 *tuts*

....
Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at September 09, 2022 08:24 AM (WhsXQ)


History doesn't start till after my first post. Sorry.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2022 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

eh, fair enough. i can accept that...

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at September 09, 2022 08:30 AM (WhsXQ)

157 QEII had old school values so I mourn her passing, even though I'm from a line of Irish nationalists.

Without her, the Firm is exposed as a Disneyland joke.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 09, 2022 08:30 AM (i0slg)

158 "Yet, there are some people who don't believe McCarthy and/or McConnell can affect congressional elections with their influence and money.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2022 08:28 AM (BFigT) "

They are trying and largely failing. These are candidates the people want, working on issue important to them. They don't give a fig what that dribbling idiot McCarthy and that stuffed turkey McConnell want. They are not buying the negative ads and ops.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2022 08:30 AM (VpIIl)

159 Elizabeth was the head of the CofE, for all its faults.

This Anju cretin merely aspired to be the head of an ersatz cult of lies, hatred, and murder.

Just a bit of professional jealousy, at the end of the day.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:30 AM (6FeV1)

160 Evelyn Rae
@_evelynrae

1000 Australian schools have just introduced to their canteens snacks containing bugs. Kids are now munching on chips laced with “eco-friendly” cricket protein made by Circle Harvest. Only a few years ago we would think this was an April fools prank…

https://tinyurl.com/mw9ykcue

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2022 08:31 AM (NpAcC)

161 Empress Alexandra, King George, and the Kaiser were all first cousins, being grandchildren of Victoria. King George and the Tsar were first cousins through their mothers, who were Danish princesses. The Tsar and the Kaiser were more distantly related.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 08:32 AM (XZfdZ)

162 @_evelynrae

1000 Australian schools have just introduced to their canteens snacks containing bugs. Kids are now munching on chips laced with “eco-friendly” cricket protein made by Circle Harvest. Only a few years ago we would think this was an April fools prank…

https://tinyurl.com/mw9ykcue
Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2022 08:31 AM (NpAcC)



Like sheep lead to the slaughter.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2022 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

163 "Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say" (Time, Dark Side of the Moon)

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & the new Londonistan at September 09, 2022 08:32 AM (8m/Xb)

164 The Ukrainians have demonstrated superior tactical proficiency.”

*

It's going to be so jarring to so many people when the same media calmly reports that Russia was always winning and it's no surprise that they won.


Posted by: Moron Robbie

At least you'll be happy.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at September 09, 2022 08:33 AM (cY9wR)

165
So the Corps of Engineers walked into the Jackson, MS water plant, flipped some switches and water pressure was restored. And I was told that the crisis had no end in sight because of environmental racism.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2022 08:33 AM (1Nxff)

166 126 SPONGE!!!!
Posted by: Tonypete
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
2 SPONGE!!!
Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ)
*tuts*
....
Posted by: SturmToddler

Mom always liked me best.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2022 08:26 AM (LsEU/)
:p

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at September 09, 2022 08:33 AM (WhsXQ)

167 "As Biden’s Climate Czar, John Kerry Has Flown More Than 180,000 Miles, Emitting 9.5 Million Pounds of Carbon"

Can we make it an even 10 million? And what's his lifetime total?

King Charles could impress me by banning the Royals from flying. Until then he's a worthless hypocrite.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2022 08:33 AM (sn5EN)

168 Don't forget the estates...although many of them are publicly owned...

IIRC, the only residence the Crown 'owns' outright is Balmoral.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 08:33 AM (AW0uW)

169 So the Corps of Engineers walked into the Jackson, MS water plant, flipped some switches and water pressure was restored. And I was told that the crisis had no end in sight because of environmental racism.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

But we had the switches in the official position. See! OFF. Official!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:34 AM (t3/qz)

170 Where do you see "My Son Hunter?" since it isn't in theatre? You can stream it on your computer?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2022 08:34 AM (wvo9L)

171 Now the important question: Who gets the royal corgis?
Posted by: Ignoramus



Buuuuurp!!

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 09, 2022 08:34 AM (jTdAu)

172 1000 Australian schools have just introduced to their canteens snacks containing bugs. Kids are now munching on chips laced with “eco-friendly” cricket protein made by Circle Harvest. Only a few years ago we would think this was an April fools prank…

They will make you eat bugs, one way or another.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 08:34 AM (AW0uW)

173 Something struck me this week, as I pondered the state of the world. When was the last time everything seemed to be going well in the world on a long term basis? Most people will respond with the 1990s. What happened in the 90s? Internet, and the movement to put everything from one's feelings to political rants on social media started.

The death of a queen who was a direct link to heroes like Winston Churchill might not have a huge impact in America, but the stability that she brought in her own way is an example of something that has been disappearing since the end of the last century.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2022 08:34 AM (lTGtQ)

174 169 So the Corps of Engineers walked into the Jackson, MS water plant, flipped some switches and water pressure was restored. And I was told that the crisis had no end in sight because of environmental racism.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

But we had the switches in the official position. See! OFF. Official!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:34 AM (t3/qz)

Was that the "Magic" or "More Magic" setting? I was told it HAD to be "More Magic" or it wouldn't work...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:34 AM (ynpvh)

175 Crickets are delicious. You want to eat bugs, eat bugs, go right ahead. But they can spare me this idea that it's some noble planet saving gesture. Everything has to be produced. Those crickets are raised on farms. Those farms require energy and food inputs. It's no different than any other kind of agriculture. So they can jolly well shut the hell up about their weird little obsessive hobby.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:35 AM (6FeV1)

176 Anju = Professional Negro

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & the new Londonistan at September 09, 2022 08:35 AM (8m/Xb)

177
King Charles could impress me by banning the Royals from flying. Until then he's a worthless hypocrite.
Posted by: fd at September 09, 2022 08:33 AM (sn5EN)



"I'm doing my bit for king and country!"

- - King Charles, tossing pistachio shells overboard from a 85 ft. yacht

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2022 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

178 Maybe the corps can do the same thing with the baby milk factory.

Here's your problem. You got your crynobacter switch set to "contaminate".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:35 AM (t3/qz)

179 It is Suicide Prevention Week. Know the signs. Talk to your friends and family. Give generously to suicide prevention organizations and support groups, especially those dealing with members of the military. That community is being devastated by this plague.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2022 08:35 AM (VpIIl)

180 Republicans want to co-exist with Democrats. Democrats want to eliminate Republicans."

Yep.

And they'll come up with a justification no matter how much the GOPe collaborates with them on.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 08:35 AM (ESjRY)

181 Concur. Most nobility are inbred syphilitics.

Like The Bushes.

More coffee...
------------------------
Fresh blood, bro!

Posted by: Barack Hussein 'I can use it now' 0bama at September 09, 2022 08:35 AM (yikp0)

182 "Magic" vs "More Magic" switch story:
https://github.com/PDP-10/its/issues/1232

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:36 AM (ynpvh)

183 152 George, Nicky and Willie (the Kaiser) were all first cousins, iianm.

There's an excellent book, George, Nicholas and Wilhelm: Three Royal Cousins and the Road to World War I by Miranda Carter which looks at the relationships among the three."

There was a very good BBC series "Edward the King" about Edward VII, who followed Victoria. It highlighted how he was uncle to Wilhelm and Nicky, and father to the future George V, and he was able to use the force of his personality and his diplomatic skill to keep peace among all of them. It portrayed him as constantly working to keep a European blow up from happening, but when he died in 1910, that ended. George V was not bad, but he was young and Nicky and Wilhelm never respected him like they had respected his father.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 08:36 AM (r46W7)

184 -- King Charles, tossing pistachio shells overboard from a 85 ft. yacht
-------------------
Chuck knows JackStraw??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 09, 2022 08:37 AM (yikp0)

185 As with needing the disposal of the FBI, nothing less than the complete dismantling of the NEA Union should start to take place. Just keep smashing away at that it until it is dust.

Posted by: Sidney at September 09, 2022 08:37 AM (0VWBr)

186 Ask your local GOP- why?

*

We know why. We've known why for decades and joked about it here since Obama was in office. It's pro-wrestling. Heck, Biden outright said it in his Red Dumb speech that he luvs the Republicans that do what Democrats want, but the pro-America MAGA voters are terrorists.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 08:37 AM (0CG0Y)

187 So various commie and GOPe governors are banning ICE cars in the future.

Why hasn't one red state governor banned electric cars?

Because THAT is how this game is played.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 08:37 AM (ESjRY)

188 183 There was a very good BBC series "Edward the King" about Edward VII, who followed Victoria. It highlighted how he was uncle to Wilhelm and Nicky, and father to the future George V, and he was able to use the force of his personality and his diplomatic skill to keep peace among all of them. It portrayed him as constantly working to keep a European blow up from happening, but when he died in 1910, that ended. George V was not bad, but he was young and Nicky and Wilhelm never respected him like they had respected his father.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 08:36 AM (r46W7)

========

The King's Man leaned on a somewhat fictionalized version of the relationship between the three in its telling of the advent of WWI.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 08:38 AM (LvTSG)

189 I love how Sid just comes into a thread, tosses out some idiotic non-sequitur that somehow "proves" his side is correct, but lacks the courage to stick around and defend his comment.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2022 08:38 AM (YIVH2)

190 189 I love how Sid just comes into a thread, tosses out some idiotic non-sequitur that somehow "proves" his side is correct, but lacks the courage to stick around and defend his comment.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2022 08:38 AM (YIVH2)

So not a Mott and Bailey then...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:38 AM (ynpvh)

191 189 I love how Sid just comes into a thread, tosses out some idiotic non-sequitur that somehow "proves" his side is correct, but lacks the courage to stick around and defend his comment.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2022 08:38 AM (YIVH2)

==========

*considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 08:39 AM (LvTSG)

192 176 Anju = Professional Negro
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & the new Londonistan at September 09, 2022 08:35 AM (8m/Xb)


Anjou pear >>>>>> Anju.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 08:39 AM (x0n13)

193 " Internet, and the movement to put everything from one's feelings to political rants on social media started."

I think the internet for all its pluses was the worst invention in the history of the world. Now it's much easier to insult or feel insulted by huge groups of people at the touch of a button. It also took away the idea that Just because you can say something doesn't mean that you should.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2022 08:39 AM (wvo9L)

194 It's going to be so jarring to so many people when the same media calmly reports that Russia was always winning and it's no surprise that they won.


Posted by: Moron Robbie

At least you'll be happy.

*

Over what? $100B wasted and more people angry and distrustful of the media and their fellow Americans who hold different and more realistic views of things?

See also: COVID

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 08:39 AM (0CG0Y)

195 There's an article linked on Insty which discusses that we're up to over 100,000 drug OD deaths each year, most from fetanyl made in China and sold through Mexico.

Two years ago I wrote that drug overdoses were lowering American life expectency by a lot more than Covid deaths.
In part it's a function of the ODs killing the relatively young, while Covid tends to kill the old.

I find this quite sad, actually.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 09, 2022 08:39 AM (i0slg)

196 Good morning!
UK's gonna get. . . interesting in coming months.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2022 08:39 AM (I/doM)

197 Edward VII also got the French onside by, like Ben Franklin, being a party animal in Paris.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 09, 2022 08:40 AM (yikp0)

198 Empress Alexandra, King George, and the Kaiser were all first cousins, being grandchildren of Victoria. King George and the Tsar were first cousins through their mothers, who were Danish princesses. The Tsar and the Kaiser were more distantly related.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Europe put way too much stock on "cousins" and being related to another king or queen.

Hell, I have cousins that I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 09, 2022 08:40 AM (jTdAu)

199 Putin is going to spank King Charlie's green ass like a vegan lesbian at a bdsm festival orgy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2022 08:40 AM (w2Z7l)

200 173 Something struck me this week, as I pondered the state of the world. When was the last time everything seemed to be going well in the world on a long term basis? Most people will respond with the 1990s. What happened in the 90s? Internet, and the movement to put everything from one's feelings to political rants on social media started."

It might have been Heinlein who said that the Summer of 1914 was the last good summer that Western Civilization has ever had. I have to concur - underneath the surface, I believe I've known for my entire life that no matter how things looked at the moment, we were always headed straight to where we are right now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 08:41 AM (r46W7)

201 I'll just leave this here for anyone who is following along at home:

"CBS Quietly Deletes Own Film Exposing How Only 30% of U.S. Weapons Aid for Ukraine Makes It to Front Lines"

https://tinyurl.com/2j5xboa9

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 08:41 AM (0CG0Y)

202 But maybe if we are nice to the democrats they will not eliminate us, just those raggety MAGAs.

-GOPe.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:41 AM (t3/qz)

203 *considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 08:39 AM (LvTSG)
---
This is already more intellectually honest than what Sid does.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2022 08:41 AM (YIVH2)

204 The King's Man leaned on a somewhat fictionalized version of the relationship between the three in its telling of the advent of WWI.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 08:38 AM (LvTSG)

god that was a terrible movie. tried to watch it on a flight from south africa, couldn't get through the whole thing. even accounting for the fact it's SUPPOSED to be a camp rip off of james bond, just ... it was so bad i couldn't consider trying to watch the original one...

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at September 09, 2022 08:41 AM (WhsXQ)

205 Good morning Morons.

Is there some antiseptic name for cricket flour, so they can sneak it into ingredients without the consumer knowing?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 09, 2022 08:41 AM (Dc2NZ)

206 I appreciate the links to reactions to QE's death, as well as your thoughts on what England and Judeo-Christian values did for the world, J.J. I am glad for your time and effort. I think you have a gift for this writing business.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2022 08:41 AM (wvo9L)

207 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2022 08:32 AM (Z
*******
Coming soon to a restaurant near you:
Tonight's special will be pecan encrusted roach topped with a creamy cricket sauce.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2022 08:42 AM (NpAcC)

208 I can’t believe we’re wasting all this time talking about the Queen and not MEGHAN! We must all be racists or something.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 08:42 AM (XZfdZ)

209 189 I love how Sid just comes into a thread, tosses out some idiotic non-sequitur that somehow "proves" his side is correct, but lacks the courage to stick around and defend his comment.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2022 08:38 AM (YIVH2)

They're all macros. There isn't actually a human being sitting there posting and waiting for a response. Some shitheel sets up their roster for the week, sets it to crap out the week's bullshit with semi- regular periodicity, and heads off to the truck stop for a forty hour work week of sexually servicing seventy syphilitic Somalis.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:42 AM (6FeV1)

210 Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -- Voltaire

Posted by: SMOD at September 09, 2022 08:42 AM (RHGPo)

211 So not a Mott and Bailey then...
----------------
Mutt and Jeff defence.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 09, 2022 08:42 AM (yikp0)

212 Over what? $100B wasted and more people angry and distrustful of the media and their fellow Americans who hold different and more realistic views of things?

See also: COVID
Posted by: Moron Robbie

So one UN member nation defending itself from..."a special operation" is a waste.

Since you haven't noticed, trust in the media is and has been in the toilet.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at September 09, 2022 08:42 AM (cY9wR)

213 Future July 2023 report:

Audits reveal that the ukranians can not account for 60% of nuclear weapons sent by the US.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:42 AM (t3/qz)

214 199 Putin is going to spank King Charlie's green ass like a vegan lesbian at a bdsm festival orgy.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2022 08:40 AM (w2Z7l)


I saw Vegan Lesbian open for Four Non-Blondes at Red Rocks in '93.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 08:42 AM (x0n13)

215 Something else happened in the late 90s besides the internet.

After 1991 the left was adrift politically due to the fall of the Soviet Union.

By the end of the decade though they had found another political model - the Chinese one.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 08:43 AM (ESjRY)

216 213 Future July 2023 report:

Audits reveal that the ukranians can not account for 60% of nuclear weapons sent by the US.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:42 AM (t3/qz)

=========

"They literally showed up yesterday."

"Yeah...sorry. Send more?"

*heavy sigh*
"Alright."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 08:43 AM (LvTSG)

217 205 Good morning Morons.

Is there some antiseptic name for cricket flour, so they can sneak it into ingredients without the consumer knowing?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 09, 2022 08:41 AM (Dc2NZ)

Organic flour meal?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:43 AM (ynpvh)

218 The 90s *were* a good time. That was sort of the root of our current problems. Without the USSR as a mortal threat, an ongoing object lesson, and a moral foil for the free world, we were lulled into complacency, and allowed our own Communists to run completely out of control.

Fast forward 30 years, and they're dancing on America's grave. One generation later, and they've achieved total victory. It's been astounding to watch it play out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2022 08:43 AM (oINRc)

219 In part it's a function of the ODs killing the relatively young, while Covid tends to kill the old.

*

And the in between?

F*ck them up mentally, especially the girls. Get the ones you can convince that they're boys to become suicidal. Get the rest on anti-crazy medications. Make boys more like girls and make them crazy, too, and try to get them on meds. Give everyone a shot that will f*ck up their hearts and reproductive systems.

Great.
Reset.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 08:43 AM (0CG0Y)

220 Good morning Morons.

Is there some antiseptic name for cricket flour, so they can sneak it into ingredients without the consumer knowing?
Posted by: All Hail Eris,

Animal protein? Naturally sourced protein?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:43 AM (t3/qz)

221 What, JJS isn't rootin' for Putin anymore?
Not surprising really, guy's a dangerous asshole, among Russian dangerous assholes, which is really saying something.
I learned years ago that what you do in these situations, is, pick your murdering assholes, and stick with them, no matter WHAT. There is really no other way to do it, everyone involved is a POS.
In The 1990s Balkans, you had a choice of Izetbegovic, Tjudman, and Milosevic. Ooh, that was fun. The first was a crazed Islamist Supremacist, the second a crazed Racist Fascist, the third was a crazed Socialist Nationalist.
Pick your poison.
Ukraine is much the same situation.


[You have a knack for taking my quotes completely out of context. What I said way back in February and continue to say is (paraphrasing myself) "if the Davos Global Reset crowd is cheering on Zelensky, given who they are and what their goals are, then in this case I am 'rootin' for Putin." But no. Go ahead and just spout stupidity and keep taking me out of context. Did you hit my tip jar, you cheapskate? - jjs]

Posted by: LenNeal at September 09, 2022 08:44 AM (43xH1)

222 209 seventy syphilitic Somalis.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:42 AM (6FeV1)


I saw Seventy Syphilitic Lesbians open for Four Non-Blondes at the Cobo Arena a year later . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 08:44 AM (x0n13)

223 Totally OT. I have "Der Freischutz" playing on Sirius. The opera is just a fantasy tale, but there's something about the Krautness of some music in it that makes you just want to invade through Belgium.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 09, 2022 08:44 AM (lz5hY)

224 217 205 Good morning Morons.

Is there some antiseptic name for cricket flour, so they can sneak it into ingredients without the consumer knowing?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 09, 2022 08:41 AM (Dc2NZ)

Organic flour meal?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:43 AM (ynpvh)

Although they would have to be more up-front about it to avoid lawsuits. One website says, "Because some people with shellfish allergies might be allergic to crickets."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:45 AM (ynpvh)

225 Putin is going to spank King Charlie's green ass like a vegan lesbian at a bdsm festival orgy.

This sounds very, very specific.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 08:45 AM (ESjRY)

226 "Protein that is totally not made of ground up insect parts, trust us, we wouldn't lie on an official ingredient list"

FDA guideline- Protein additives can be up to 100% insect based and still be labelled "insect free"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:45 AM (t3/qz)

227 Is there some antiseptic name for cricket flour, so they can sneak it into ingredients without the consumer knowing?
Posted by: All Hail Eris,
---
many ingredient lists have "natural and artificial flavors" which can mean practically anything...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2022 08:45 AM (YIVH2)

228
It might have been Heinlein who said that the Summer of 1914 was the last good summer that Western Civilization has ever had.

___________

In 1914, the UK was riddled by strikes and at the point of civil war over Ireland. The war was almost a relief.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2022 08:45 AM (1Nxff)

229 So one UN member nation defending itself from..."a special operation" is a waste.

*

You left out the part where it is, and has long been, THE big money-laundering front for not only American politicians but world politicians.

Teensy little details like that matter.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 08:45 AM (0CG0Y)

230 This has probably already been linked, but just in case -- someone finally explaining why is Ukraine so important to world leaders: https://tinyurl.com/22vpxzc8

"Setting aside ideological considerations and foreign policy intrigues, the interest Western elites have taken in Ukraine’s survival may have something to do with the fact that the country has long served as a global nexus of corruption. According to the Pandora Papers, of more than 300 implicated politicians and public officials, including several current and former national leaders, in more than 91 countries and territories to whom the documents are connected, Ukraine was home to more secret offshore holdings than any other -- including Russia, Honduras, the United Arab Emirate, and Nigeria. . ."

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2022 08:46 AM (I/doM)

231 217 205 Good morning Morons.

Is there some antiseptic name for cricket flour, so they can sneak it into ingredients without the consumer knowing?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 09, 2022 08:41 AM (Dc2NZ)

years ago one of my buddies worked in a pizza palace. He told me "if you knew how many weevils were in our flour, you'd never buy another pizza ever."

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 08:46 AM (r46W7)

232 13 yr old boy took his life week mostly because of being bullied. I find it very hard to deal with all these children killing themselves.

Posted by: Sidney at September 09, 2022 08:46 AM (0VWBr)

233 Putin is going to spank King Charlie's green ass like a vegan lesbian at a bdsm festival orgy.

---
I'm supposed to teach my students about simile, metaphor, and analogy next week.

I probably should not use this one as an example...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2022 08:46 AM (YIVH2)

234 The opera is just a fantasy tale, but there's something about the Krautness of some music in it that makes you just want to invade through Belgium.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

I have a couple of albums laying around from my Grandpa that are recordings of the Luftwaffe's band.

Yeah, that Luftwaffe. Great stuff really.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2022 08:47 AM (LsEU/)

235 "I'm doing my bit for king and country!"

- - King Charles, tossing pistachio shells overboard from a 85 ft. yacht
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2022 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)


ISWYDT

Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2022 08:47 AM (cTCuP)

236 Hell, the average bag of grocery store flour is already about 10% insect without them even trying, so what's the difference?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:47 AM (6FeV1)

237 231 217 205 Good morning Morons.

Is there some antiseptic name for cricket flour, so they can sneak it into ingredients without the consumer knowing?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 09, 2022 08:41 AM (Dc2NZ)

years ago one of my buddies worked in a pizza palace. He told me "if you knew how many weevils were in our flour, you'd never buy another pizza ever."

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 08:46 AM (r46W7)

Eh. My grandpa told me about pulling weevils out of his corn willie during the Great War while he was stationed in France.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:47 AM (ynpvh)

238 Hordeminde

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 08:47 AM (0CG0Y)

239 Although I can’t find a solid attribution, it was said that Alexander Hamilton’s feud with Thomas Jefferson led him to announce this:

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

Posted by: SMOD at September 09, 2022 08:47 AM (RHGPo)

240 So one UN member nation defending itself from..."a special operation" is a waste.



You left out the part where it is, and has long been, THE big money-laundering front for not only American politicians but world politicians.
Teensy little details like that matter.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

and you left out the icky 'special operation' part.

How convenient that must be for you.

Sergei Lavrov smiles.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at September 09, 2022 08:47 AM (cY9wR)

241 Michael Farone a DC police officer, medically retired after being beaten and tasered by mostly peaceful tourists Jan6, rips new ones in the PA state police for posing with Trump.

[Kurt - stop writing propaganda, hit my tip jar and get back to that subway toilet glory hole. Those dicks won't suck themselves and your mother will be pissed - jjs]

Posted by: Forrest gump [Kurt] at September 09, 2022 08:48 AM (Z29Hm)

242 "215 Something else happened in the late 90s besides the internet.

After 1991 the left was adrift politically due to the fall of the Soviet Union.

By the end of the decade though they had found another political model - the Chinese one."

Untrue. By my research the Hard Left had turned Maoist by the early 1970s at the very latest. I've documented US SDS operatives in Khmer Rouge Cambodia, who had been in contact with PRC years earlier. The Western Left turned Maoist long before the 1990s.

Posted by: LenNeal at September 09, 2022 08:48 AM (43xH1)

243 I can’t believe we’re wasting all this time talking about the Queen and not MEGHAN! We must all be racists or something.
------------------------
A🤾🏽‍♂️ @Akzyy
The Queen when Meghan Markle comes to say her goodbyes

https://twitter.com/Akzyy/status/
1567864200952745985

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 09, 2022 08:48 AM (yikp0)

244 Off stinking sock

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2022 08:48 AM (jTdAu)

245 Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -- Voltaire
Posted by: SMOD at September 09, 2022 08:42 AM (RHGPo)

But good old Voltaire was talking about the theology of the Christianity and a belief in God. Yes, the Christian church did very bad things. I think it pales in comparison to what to what Communism has done because when there's no God there's no basis for collective morality and people make themselves into God. Oh, yes, the French Revolution which tried to get rid of a belief in God didn't exactly about utopia there either. Between Voltaire and Francis Fenelon, the RC French Cardinal, I'll go with Fenelon

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2022 08:48 AM (wvo9L)

246 239 Although I can’t find a solid attribution, it was said that Alexander Hamilton’s feud with Thomas Jefferson led him to announce this:

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

Posted by: SMOD at September 09, 2022 08:47 AM (RHGPo)

In Jefferson's book of quotes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:49 AM (ynpvh)

247 >>Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -- Voltaire


"D@mn straight!"
-- Gender Activists and Doctors who perform Trans 'care'

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2022 08:49 AM (I/doM)

248 and you left out the icky 'special operation' part.

How convenient that must be for you.

*

What are you talking about?

I don't care. I have zero interest in our money or weapons being laundered in Ukraine.

How can I make that clearer?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 08:49 AM (0CG0Y)

249 Tell me you never strained the weevils out of the last cup of flour. I dare you.

Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2022 08:49 AM (cTCuP)

250 Dave in Fla has an interesting take on the Pa. elections, saying the Governor/Senate elections are close as hell, and turnout will matter bigly. Mastriano is a better candidate than is Oz, but PDJT is running ahead of both of them.

I think that mirrors many such elections and it amazes me. With the example of Democrat rule punching voters in the face every single day, in Philly and every other Democrat sinecure, plus the Biden Junta debacle, how can people still vote Democrat? Must be distrust of Republicans.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2022 08:49 AM (YuWXU)

251 226 "Protein that is totally not made of ground up insect parts, trust us, we wouldn't lie on an official ingredient list"

FDA guideline- Protein additives can be up to 100% insect based and still be labelled "insect free"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:45 AM (t3/qz)


Soylent Samsa?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 08:49 AM (x0n13)

252 George, Nicky and Willie (the Kaiser) were all first cousins, iianm.

There's an excellent book, George, Nicholas and Wilhelm: Three Royal Cousins and the Road to World War I by Miranda Carter which looks at the relationships among the three. Takeaway: Wilhelm shot off his mouth all the time, but when the chips were down, never wanted a real war; Nicholas was a silent, secretive man convinced he was God's anointed and George probably the most level-headed of the three, which isn't saying much.
https://tinyurl.com/24erumm6
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 08:30 AM (AW0uW)


Here's Georgie, Nicky, and Willie
Three cousins who were really quite silly
Because they were bored
They started a war
And turned the world into hot carrot chili!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2022 08:49 AM (KLPy8)

253 232 13 yr old boy took his life week mostly because of being bullied. I find it very hard to deal with all these children killing themselves.
Posted by: Sidney at September 09, 2022 08:46 AM (0VWBr)

when a culture goes bad, all the weakest links break first. This is not meant to excuse or explain this away; rather to point out that this culture has got to be torn down and replaced by something better, before any of this can end.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 08:49 AM (r46W7)

254 The same Farone who was pictured dressed like MAGA leading people into the Capitol? That Michael Farone?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:50 AM (t3/qz)

255 There was a very good BBC series "Edward the King" about Edward VII, who followed Victoria. It highlighted how he was uncle to Wilhelm and Nicky, and father to the future George V, and he was able to use the force of his personality and his diplomatic skill to keep peace among all of them.

Gordon Brook-Shepherd's 1975 Uncle of Europe: The Social and Diplomatic Life of Edward VII is an excellent read, if a bit dry. I highly recommend Jane Ridley's excellent The Heir Apparent: A Life of Edward VII, The Playboy Prince.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 08:50 AM (AW0uW)

256 Elizabeth is the stark delineation of a fin de siècle.

*********

A free people needs a King like a fish needs a fin de siecle.

/Things Patrick Henry Said, Vol;. 2

Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2022 08:50 AM (kXYt5)

257 I have a couple of albums laying around from my Grandpa that are recordings of the Luftwaffe's band.

Yeah, that Luftwaffe. Great stuff really.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2022 08:47 AM (LsEU/)

reminds me of the old joke:
old man at the store notices a veteran discount sign. asks the clerk if he can have it as he fought in WWII. she responds certainly sir.

Old Man "Danke"

Clerk :O

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at September 09, 2022 08:50 AM (WhsXQ)

258 Michael Farone a DC police officer, medically retired after being beaten and tasered by mostly peaceful tourists Jan6, rips new ones in the PA state police for posing with Trump.
Posted by: Forrest gump

so, he's going to campaign for mongo, who wants to let loose mostly violent criminals.

We need better trolls.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at September 09, 2022 08:50 AM (cY9wR)

259 I assume they have the person who beat Farone in a DC jail, right?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:51 AM (t3/qz)

260 I wonder if they are pushing cricket flour and eating bugs because they know that food shortages are coming.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2022 08:51 AM (UuD2k)

261 Has AOC ever been in the same room with Meghan?

I fear what a Singularity of Vain Stupidity would result and how it would warp the space-time continuum as we know it.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 09, 2022 08:51 AM (i0slg)

262 years ago one of my buddies worked in a pizza palace. He told me "if you knew how many weevils were in our flour, you'd never buy another pizza ever."
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 08:46 AM (r46W7)
---

The little worms in Jiffy Cornbread are practically the brand's mascot.

I don't worry about a bit of collateral damage like critter parts 'n' frass, it's the deliberate forcefeeding of bugs I hate.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 09, 2022 08:51 AM (Dc2NZ)

263 The Ingenuity link goes to a nostalgia inducing AOL site. I think the correct url should be:

https://tinyurl.com/bdectttj

Posted by: MichiCanuck at September 09, 2022 08:51 AM (Cf8bp)

264 In 2014 when Russia invaded Ukraine the west did...nothing.

In 2022 when the Russians actually had a casus belli (in fact the same one the US had in Iraq) the west united to "help" the Ukes.

Odd that difference isn't it?

I saw a story that the Brits stopped the Ukes and Russians have coming to a peace agreement in April that would have given Donbas and recognition of Crimea to Russia in return for Russia guaranteeing the integrity of the rest of Ukraine. Which seems...about the best possible end to the war from *everyone's* perspective. Well...everyone in Ukraine/Russia.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 08:52 AM (ESjRY)

265 (America collapses, the President of the United States makes and official State speech from the Office of the President of the United States declaring opposing political voters terrorists and officially declaring the 2024 candidate and enemy of the state)

WE STAND WITH UKRAINE!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 08:52 AM (0CG0Y)

266 years ago one of my buddies worked in a pizza palace. He told me "if you knew how many weevils were in our flour, you'd never buy another pizza ever."

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 08:46 AM (r46W7)


I think they call that "whole wheat crust".

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2022 08:52 AM (KLPy8)

267 The Federalist: CDC Admits Post-Vaccine Myocarditis Concerns That Were Labeled Covid Misinformation Are Legit

Posted by: SMOD at September 09, 2022 08:52 AM (RHGPo)

268 So, does Elton John sing at QEII funeral?

More coffee...

Posted by: dantesed at September 09, 2022 08:52 AM (88xKn)

269 259 I assume they have the person who beat Farone in a DC jail, right?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:51 AM (t3/qz)

Does it count if he beats himself off every night?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:52 AM (ynpvh)

270 Whole weevil crust

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:52 AM (zXjKc)

271 Tell me you never strained the weevils out of the last cup of flour. I dare you.
Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2022 08:49 AM (cTCuP)
*******
What?
Never. Straight into the garbage.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2022 08:53 AM (NpAcC)

272 think that mirrors many such elections and it amazes me. With the example of Democrat rule punching voters in the face every single day, in Philly and every other Democrat sinecure, plus the Biden Junta debacle, how can people still vote Democrat? Must be distrust of Republicans.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2022 08:49 AM (YuWXU)

I'm not sure any votes in Philly are actually counted. Oh they let people go through the pretense of voting, but they just turn in whatever numbers they need. Why bother counting?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 08:53 AM (r46W7)

273 I saw a story that the Brits stopped the Ukes and Russians have coming to a peace agreement in April that would have given Donbas and recognition of Crimea to Russia in return for Russia guaranteeing the integrity of the rest of Ukraine.

*

Not one penny for peace talks!
- Biden, Kerry, European leaders, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 08:53 AM (0CG0Y)

274 I still wake up thinking about that Biden Reichstag speech. "Clear and present danger"

Posted by: motionview, a MAGA Republican (who supports DeSantis) at September 09, 2022 08:54 AM (f+jz8)

275 We keep our flour in sealed containers.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:54 AM (t3/qz)

276 268 So, does Elton John sing at QEII funeral?

More coffee...

Posted by: dantesed at September 09, 2022 08:52 AM (88xKn)

"Goodbye QEII, although I hardly kneeeww you..."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:54 AM (ynpvh)

277 I recently read the book Queen Victoria’s Gene, about the hemophilia gene that she passed down to some of her descendants, most famously the Tsarevich Alexei. Gives a good account of the debauchery of European royalty, especially the Hanoverians.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 08:54 AM (XZfdZ)

278 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 08:39 AM (LvTSG)

No Nosferatu post yet, TJM. Still wrestling with depression and writing paralysis.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 08:55 AM (AW0uW)

279 275 We keep our flour in sealed containers.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:54 AM (t3/qz)

=========

Also your weevils.

But remember to choose the lesser of the two weevils.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 08:55 AM (LvTSG)

280 I still wake up thinking about that Biden Reichstag speech. "Clear and present danger"

**

It's worth noting that this is mentioned in JJs links:

"But there were more troubling developments earlier this year when the 4th Circuit ruled in a case involving the disqualification of Rep. Madison Cawthorn that the 1872 Amnesty Act did not nullify Section 3"

Apparently the "clear and present danger" bit is considered dead letter as well.

That won't stop them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 08:55 AM (0CG0Y)

281 and you left out the icky 'special operation' part.

How convenient that must be for you.

What are you talking about?
I don't care. I have zero interest in our money or weapons being laundered in Ukraine.
How can I make that clearer?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Clear isn't the problem. Lack of honesty; that part needs work.
A UN member nation was attacked, but you don't care because graft. When before the line was, the reports of Ukraine making any sort of progress was a lie.

You don't care about a nation being attacked. We get it. That part was quite clear.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at September 09, 2022 08:55 AM (cY9wR)

282 236 Hell, the average bag of grocery store flour is already about 10% insect without them even trying, so what's the difference?
---------------
This is true. Also your cereal has bugz too. Cereally.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 09, 2022 08:55 AM (xSnmX)

283 Any news of Ukrainian "victory" is directly tied to Joe sending them more money - its a version of the SPCA/St Jude/Children's Fund, etc. commercials.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 09, 2022 08:55 AM (AaLDK)

284 278 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 08:39 AM (LvTSG)

No Nosferatu post yet, TJM. Still wrestling with depression and writing paralysis.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 08:55 AM (AW0uW)

That sucks. Sorry MP.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:55 AM (ynpvh)

285 277 The Snyders of Hanover make a fine pretzel.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 09, 2022 08:56 AM (lz5hY)

286 Look, we all unintentionally eat bugs occasionally and spiders crawl in your mouth when you sleep, but if human beings were meant to eat bugs we wouldn't have teeth like we do.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2022 08:56 AM (UuD2k)

287
Nose-feratu = Henry Waxman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 08:56 AM (x0n13)

288 264 In 2014 when Russia invaded Ukraine the west did...nothing.

In 2022 when the Russians actually had a casus belli (in fact the same one the US had in Iraq) the west united to "help" the Ukes.

Odd that difference isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 08:52 AM (ESjRY)

In 2014 the US was making a net territorial advance. The Russians had to rush in immediately to secure their military base and so didn't have time for a justification.

In 2022 Russia is advancing into territory held by a US aligned entity.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 09, 2022 08:56 AM (b2nrj)

289 The Federalist: CDC Admits Post-Vaccine Myocarditis Concerns That Were Labeled Covid Misinformation Are Legit

The best thing about being a "far right wing conspiracy theorist" is being right about EVERYTHING. The worst part though is being right two years too soon.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 08:56 AM (ESjRY)

290 279 275 We keep our flour in sealed containers.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:54 AM (t3/qz)

=========

Also your weevils.

But remember to choose the lesser of the two weevils.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 08:55 AM (LvTSG)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-aPp7Kiiyg

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:56 AM (ynpvh)

291 From the earlier topic of cricket eating, I had A Thought.

Insects are considered Asian cuisine since they are sold by street vendors in China. This means that if we adopt that diet, we are committing "cultural appropriation" which is one of the most terrible things we can do in the world.

Liberals love no win situations.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 09, 2022 08:56 AM (4olE8)

292 "Also your cereal has bugz too. Cereally."

Gives it Crunch.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 09, 2022 08:56 AM (i0slg)

293 280 I still wake up thinking about that Biden Reichstag speech. "Clear and present danger"
---------------
From Woody Wilson to the High Lord and Protector of the Loan Shark State. Wilsonian progressives make NAZIs look nice.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 09, 2022 08:57 AM (xSnmX)

294 278 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 08:39 AM (LvTSG)

No Nosferatu post yet, TJM. Still wrestling with depression and writing paralysis.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 08:55 AM (AW0uW)

=========

Is the central idea of what you want to write about the real occult things that Murnau tried to include?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 08:57 AM (LvTSG)

295 292 "Also your cereal has bugz too. Cereally."

Gives it Crunch.
------------
View them as your lucky charms of nutrition.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 09, 2022 08:57 AM (xSnmX)

296 286 Look, we all unintentionally eat bugs occasionally and spiders crawl in your mouth when you sleep, but if human beings were meant to eat bugs we wouldn't have teeth like we do.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2022 08:56 AM (UuD2k)

Where do you live? In the trees?

Posted by: dantesed at September 09, 2022 08:57 AM (88xKn)

297 "years ago one of my buddies worked in a pizza palace. He told me "if you knew how many weevils were in our flour, you'd never buy another pizza ever.""

Same thing with raisins and rat shit.

Posted by: pawn at September 09, 2022 08:58 AM (wsHtO)

298 Obviously, it's #2

>>2) That the Biden Admin is now trying to walk back a real major Prime Time Presidential Speech disaster as a "joke" on America. Really? Are you in grade school?

Not even that Mickey Mouse administration would plan a major primetime joke speech.

It was real, he meant what he said read, the color and the Marines were specifically selected to reinforce what he said. I can only imagine the thought process - "If we use red lighting it will attract red MAGAhat wearers' attention, they LOVE red!" - but their hateful, activist brains executed this event with great seriousness and intent.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2022 08:58 AM (I/doM)

299 Also, the first chapter of The Guns of August gives a good synopsis of Edward VII’s personal diplomacy with the Germany, Russia, and France.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 08:58 AM (XZfdZ)

300 People in 1962: I wonder if we will take vacations on the moon in the far future of 2022?

People in the far future of 2022: Are we sure this school lunch isn't made of bugs?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 08:58 AM (ESjRY)

301 Tell me you never strained the weevils out of the last cup of flour. I dare you.

Posted by: creeper



I always freeze new bags of flour for at least 48 hours.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 09, 2022 08:58 AM (lTGtQ)

302 See no weevil, Eat no weeevil

Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2022 08:58 AM (kXYt5)

303 Clear isn't the problem. Lack of honesty; that part needs work.
A UN member nation was attacked, but you don't care because graft. When before the line was, the reports of Ukraine making any sort of progress was a lie.

You don't care about a nation being attacked. We get it. That part was quite clear.
Posted by: Papist Bograt

*

Ah, I see. It's like vespa, fartclam, 10 miles away from me, etc.

I haven't cared since the beginning. The comments about Ukraine losing have been made since then, too. Sorry you haven't seen them before to know.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 08:58 AM (0CG0Y)

304 "[You have a knack for taking my quotes completely out of context. What I said way back in February and continue to say is (paraphrasing myself) "if the Davos Global Reset crowd is cheering on Zelensky, given who they are and what their goals are, then in this case I am 'rootin' for Putin." But no. Go ahead and just spout stupidity and keep taking me out of context. Did you hit my tip jar, you cheapskate? - jjs]"

I have many knacks! I'll add it to my collection of knacks.
I don't quote from this blog anywhere but this blog's comments, so I think that's a form of context... I mean, anybody can compare whatever I quote, with what is actually written, I don't copy-paste anywhere else.
Also, I personally can't do PayPal anymore, is there an alternative? I would explain, but... it has to do with a bank hack from... an unnamed country...
Also, if anyone stirs it up, or clicks on a link, that's how these kinds of things work, right?

Posted by: LenNeal at September 09, 2022 08:58 AM (43xH1)

305 Can we knock it off with this "you believe X therefore you believe Y so fuck you for believing Y" bullshit? It's really fucking tiresome.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:58 AM (6FeV1)

306 287
Nose-feratu = Henry Waxman.
-------------
Isn't this guy dead yet?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 09, 2022 08:58 AM (xSnmX)

307 Read that review of Three Thousand Years of Longing.
Wow. I wish I could write like that. The author absolutely nailed the sick, perverse, satanic worldview of modern 'culture.' I may just have to go see that film.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 07:56 AM (AW0uW)
Danusha Goska is a terrific author. My only criticism of her writing is that she overwrites the shit out of everything. She needs an editor.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 07:57 AM (x0n13)


It sounds like a great movie...almost.
Because it seems the characters never change, according to the review.
That's a significant fail or you're merely writing/making Doritos fiction.
It sounds like the movie succeeds right up to the point where it meets Hollywood's feminist ideology that -
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
And adhering to the Rule is more important than telling a fulfilling story. Boo! on that.
That said I may see it anyway cuz I like George Miller.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2022 08:58 AM (KLPy8)

308 Prayers for Jewells!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2022 08:58 AM (I/doM)

309 But remember to choose the lesser of the two weevils.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 08:55 AM (LvTSG)

that's the one who never left town and stayed to work at the local flour mill, right?

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at September 09, 2022 08:59 AM (WhsXQ)

310 Sigh

Our map of the United States included about 13 states where there were laws likely to pass or already in place that would allow us to live as a family fully protected by law. It was a shock to have our country suddenly shrink, almost overnight. My husband and I are white, able-bodied, cis-gender, and straight; we’d taken for granted that each and every part of the United States was available to us. That was over. We were still Americans, but the terms of our supposed agreement with our own country had changed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 08:59 AM (t3/qz)

311 Why are you assuming that massively-rich-guy Putin isn't part of this too along with Western elites?

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 09, 2022 08:59 AM (yikp0)

312 I saw a story that the Brits stopped the Ukes and Russians have coming to a peace agreement in April that would have given Donbas and recognition of Crimea to Russia in return for Russia guaranteeing the integrity of the rest of Ukraine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie

So the guy that doesn't believe the media now does.
And he also believes that Russia gives a single shit about guarantees of integrity. Sergei Lavrov must love you.
And people wonder why the Baltic states, Sweden, Finland and Poland don't have the same mindless trust. Perhaps because they are neighbors. But we can just write all of them off as money laundering centers.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at September 09, 2022 08:59 AM (cY9wR)

313 300 People in 1962: I wonder if we will take vacations on the moon in the far future of 2022?

People in the far future of 2022: Are we sure this school lunch isn't made of bugs?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 08:58 AM (ESjRY)

Let's ask our wiretap. "Wiretap, do school lunches have bugs?"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 08:59 AM (ynpvh)

314 305 Can we knock it off with this "you believe X therefore you believe Y so fuck you for believing Y" bullshit? It's really fucking tiresome.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:58 AM (6FeV1)

===========

I've always believed X, Y, and Z.

But never T. T is for Todd. Fuck Todd.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 08:59 AM (LvTSG)

315 Pope Frankie, pResdent Joe, and now King Chuck, a trifexta.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2022 08:59 AM (gktX6)

316 Can we knock it off with this "you believe X therefore you believe Y so fuck you for believing Y" bullshit? It's really fucking tiresome.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:58 AM (6FeV1)


Fuck all y'all for not believing Z.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2022 09:00 AM (KLPy8)

317 Also I like how "UN member nation" is the phrase now.

Especially since Joe Biden's "Ukraine is joining NATO!!!" is arguably what kicked off the party.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 09:00 AM (0CG0Y)

318 Fuck all y'all for not believing Z.

Ever notice "Z" is what Russians were putting on their tanks AND the easiest thing to call the political leader of Ukraine?

WHEELS WITHIN WHEELS!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 09:01 AM (ESjRY)

319 307 Because it seems the characters never change, according to the review.
That's a significant fail or you're merely writing/making Doritos fiction.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2022 08:58 AM (KLPy

=========

Characters don't have to change in fiction, even great fiction.

Don Quixote never changes. Marty McFly never changes. Greek dramatic heroes never change (it ends up being their downfalls).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:01 AM (LvTSG)

320 Iran is a "UN member nation".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2022 09:01 AM (Y5qcH)

321 302 See no weevil, Eat no weeevil

Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2022 08:58 AM (kXYt5)

What's worse than finding a weevil in your muffin? Half a weevil...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:01 AM (ynpvh)

322 306 287
Nose-feratu = Henry Waxman.
-------------
Isn't this guy dead yet?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 09, 2022 08:58 AM (xSnmX)

Possibly un-dead

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:01 AM (ynpvh)

323 304 Posted by: LenNeal at September 09, 2022 08:58 AM (43xH1)

Dude, I write a full-blown editorial every morning and that is where I stated my cheering on, so to speak, of Putin.

You might want to read those and not necessarily the comments. Sorry about the tip jar. We're trying to do something different but for now it is what it is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 09:01 AM (x0n13)

324 But remember to choose the lesser of the two weevils.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 08:55 AM (LvTSG)
=================
Now, that's funny!

Posted by: Jack Aubrey at September 09, 2022 09:02 AM (SyGak)

325 I still wake up thinking about that Biden Reichstag speech. "Clear and present danger"
Posted by: motionview, a MAGA Republican (who supports DeSantis) at September 09, 2022 08:54 AM (f+jz


As you know, I live in MA. I also have a "Trump 2020" sticker on my motorcycle helmet. I now have to wonder if some Masshole leftist will try to run me off the road.

There is not a spot in hell hot enough for that treasonous pedophile.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 09:02 AM (AW0uW)

326 Nose-feratu = Henry Waxman.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


*******

As predicted.

By Nostrildamus

Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2022 09:02 AM (kXYt5)

327 Gives a good account of the debauchery of European royalty, especially the Hanoverians.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 08:54 AM (XZfdZ)

***

SEE? What's the big deal mate...

Posted by: Randy Prince Andy at September 09, 2022 09:02 AM (flINI)

328 Is This Australian Man The Real King Of England? | Britain's Real Monarch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsVzDf-KhXU

Posted by: SMOD at September 09, 2022 09:02 AM (RHGPo)

329 And people wonder why the Baltic states, Sweden, Finland and Poland don't have the same mindless trust. Perhaps because they are neighbors.

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Hey, I think you're on to something there.

Tell Europe to get their ass in gear if they're worried about it. Clearly Russia can't fight for sh*t so those UN member nations should make short work of it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 09:02 AM (0CG0Y)

330 In a couple of years Raid is going to go out of business.
No sense killing your next meal.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2022 09:02 AM (NpAcC)

331 311 Why are you assuming that massively-rich-guy Putin isn't part of this too along with Western elites?
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I've thought the same. Maybe Putin and Xi are playing their assigned roles in order to cement the NWO of Fuedalism by taking down the west at the order of the west. Why wouldn't they?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 09, 2022 09:03 AM (xSnmX)

332 I haven't cared since the beginning. The comments about Ukraine losing have been made since then, too. Sorry you haven't seen them before to know.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

The only thing you've made clear is that you don't care.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at September 09, 2022 09:03 AM (cY9wR)

333 I have many knacks! I'll add it to my collection of knacks.

Posted by: LenNeal at September 09, 2022 08:58 AM (43xH1)

are you my sharona?

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at September 09, 2022 09:03 AM (WhsXQ)

334 What happens to all of the the rodents, snakes, arachnids, bats, amphibians and delicious poultry if we eat all of the insects? This is madness.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2022 09:03 AM (w2Z7l)

335 Prayers for Jewells!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2022 08:58 AM (I/doM)
*******
Absolutely!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2022 09:03 AM (NpAcC)

336 330 In a couple of years Raid is going to go out of business.
No sense killing your next meal.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2022 09:02 AM (NpAcC)


Scene of Steve McQueen in "Papillon," trying to catch bugs in the solitary confinement cell to put in his broth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 09:04 AM (x0n13)

337 Seven ate nine!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 09:04 AM (t3/qz)

338 Clearly Russia can't fight for sh*t so those UN member nations should make short work of it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

You told us that Russia has been winning all along.

Which lie are you going this at this moment brandon?

Posted by: Papist Bograt at September 09, 2022 09:04 AM (cY9wR)

339 And no one refers to Sweden, Finland, and Poland(wtf?) as "Baltic States".

That's Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2022 09:04 AM (Y5qcH)

340 334 What happens to all of the the rodents, snakes, arachnids, bats, amphibians and delicious poultry if we eat all of the insects? This is madness.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2022 09:03 AM (w2Z7l)

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Don't know if this is in jest or not, but there will be bug farms, not bug hunters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:04 AM (LvTSG)

341 Why are you assuming that massively-rich-guy Putin isn't part of this too along with Western elites?

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DING DING DING

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 09:04 AM (0CG0Y)

342 337 Seven ate nine!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 09:04 AM (t3/qz)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:04 AM (LvTSG)

343 334 What happens to all of the the rodents, snakes, arachnids, bats, amphibians and delicious poultry if we eat all of the insects? This is madness.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2022 09:03 AM (w2Z7l)


Jim Stafford, 1973!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vudA72hibg

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 09:05 AM (x0n13)

344 338 Clearly Russia can't fight for sh*t so those UN member nations should make short work of it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

You told us that Russia has been winning all along.

Which lie are you going this at this moment brandon?
Posted by: Papist Bograt at September 09, 2022 09:04 AM (cY9wR)

He's mocking the position and suggesting that to be coherent it'd mean no need for US support.

Obviously no one actually expects Ukraine to win. No, not even the media pushing it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 09, 2022 09:05 AM (b2nrj)

345 "You don't care about a nation being attacked. We get it. That part was quite clear.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at September 09, 2022 08:55 AM (cY9wR) "

As a matter of recent practice, I've tried to refrain from responding to the trolls, sophists and other malcontents on this board. But I will make a quick exception for you, jackass.

We got it. Anyone who opposes the so-called "war" in Ukraine is a Putin stooge. Sure. Ditto anyone who is suffering under the current White House junta, can't afford food or much else, and then watches billions being sent to arm them up. That goes double for our own open border and the invasion, when meanwhile Ukraines borders are super important. Triple for people fighting our undeclared wars for the last twenty years or so. Ukraine made it's own bed and Europe helped them. A lot of people are perfectly fine sitting this one out. BTW- why isn't Brandon? You know, after demonstrably taking their cash for years? Weird. So save it for people who don't know better.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2022 09:05 AM (VpIIl)

346 So, does Elton John sing at QEII funeral?
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In case Daphne Moon-Crane is a reader of the EMT, "Elton John pays tribute to the Queen at his Toronto show, calling her an 'inspiring' presence in his life."

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 09, 2022 09:05 AM (yikp0)

347 I suspect Poland could defeat the Russian military as of 2021, by itself, in a defensive war.

The alternating stories out of the FNM that Putin will be in Paris tomorrow if we don't nuke Moscow today, and that the Ukes will be partying in Red Square tomorrow if we just give them a few billion in aid is amusing.

Best thing the US could have done is put pressure on our "allies" to handle this one if they are so concerned.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 09:05 AM (ESjRY)

348 The only thing you've made clear is that you don't care.


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Thank goodness. I've been repeatedly trying to tell you this the entire time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 09:05 AM (0CG0Y)

349 What's up with the pisser?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 09, 2022 09:05 AM (45fpk)

350 I mentioned this a several days ago regarding crickets/bugs in our foodstuffs...

... there are already several brands that use the terms "sustainable" in the ingredients section of their label. Upon closer inspection, and because they still have to list what those "sustainable" ingredients are (for now) you can find out if crickets/bugs are part of your flour, boxed soup mix, cereal etc. Usually as a "protein" additive.

So, in one way or another the industry is already conditioning us to accept eating bugs in some manner, shape or form.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2022 09:05 AM (BFigT)

351 Can we knock it off with this "you believe X therefore you believe Y so fuck you for believing Y" bullshit? It's really fucking tiresome.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:58 AM (6FeV1)

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I've always believed X, Y, and Z.

But never T. T is for Todd. Fuck Todd.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 08:59 AM (LvTSG)

what the hell man, i never trashed Prometheus and you do this to me...

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at September 09, 2022 09:06 AM (WhsXQ)

352 What's up with the pisser?

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Ukraine is winning.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 09:06 AM (0CG0Y)

353 Don't know if this is in jest or not, but there will be bug farms, not bug hunters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:04 AM (LvTSG
******
You'll use a sewing needle and a rubber band as a weapon.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2022 09:07 AM (NpAcC)

354 352 What's up with the pisser?

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Ukraine is winning.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 09:06 AM (0CG0Y)

Depends on which propaganda you read.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:07 AM (ynpvh)

355 Is the central idea of what you want to write about the real occult things that Murnau tried to include?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 08:57 AM (LvTSG)


Yes, because I think most people know Nosferatu is a Dracula adaptation. I will talk about the filming and how the negatives were supposed to be destroyed, but the occultism was going to be central to the post. But if that doesn't work, I'll probably just go whole-out "here's a history of the movie and here's why its scenes still resonate after all these years."

It's just the getting started. As I said earlier in the week, I'm in one of those moods where, for half a buck, I think I'd burn Stately Poppins Manor to the ground and go with it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 09:07 AM (AW0uW)

356 Depends on which propaganda you read.

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All I know is they won't REALLY win until they get another $100B to continue funding the retirement systems of their state and local employees.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 09:07 AM (0CG0Y)

357 Speaking of crickets, did you see they are bringing a professional cricket league to the US for our enjoyment. I know you must be shaking with excitement.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 09, 2022 09:08 AM (CxvsA)

358 The only thing you've made clear is that you don't care.
Posted by: Papist Bograt at September 09, 2022 09:03 AM (cY9wR)

You know what? I DON'T CARE. I well and truly do not give a fuck which slav gets bashed in by which other slav. Suffering is bad, sure, but what the fuck do i care outside of the purely general? I can't stop it. It's none of my business, and swanning around like a fucking clown because I'm taking the grand brave out on a limb position that "war is unpleasant" is fucking stupid and annoying.

You wanna expand your little pissing party to include me too? Go right ahead.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 09:08 AM (6FeV1)

359 https://mysonhunter.com/

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 09:08 AM (BRHaw)

360 Is This Australian Man The Real King Of England? | Britain's Real Monarch
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Roo-ey XIV

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 09, 2022 09:08 AM (yikp0)

361 356 Depends on which propaganda you read.

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All I know is they won't REALLY win until they get another $100B to continue funding the retirement systems of their state and local employees.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 09:07 AM (0CG0Y)

Oh, those are just installments

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:08 AM (ynpvh)

362 347 I suspect Poland could defeat the Russian military as of 2021, by itself, in a defensive war.

The alternating stories out of the FNM that Putin will be in Paris tomorrow if we don't nuke Moscow today, and that the Ukes will be partying in Red Square tomorrow if we just give them a few billion in aid is amusing.

Best thing the US could have done is put pressure on our "allies" to handle this one if they are so concerned.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 09:05 AM (ESjRY)

That depends more on how much Russia would be willing/able to commit to an invasion of Poland (the answer seems to be not much, but in theory they could commit enough to overwhelm Poland).

A successful defense in this case is mostly about making it too costly.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 09, 2022 09:08 AM (b2nrj)

363 Obviously no one actually expects Ukraine to win. No, not even the media pushing it.
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You mean Ben Stiller would lie to us at the direction of his talent agent? Get Out Of Here!

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 09, 2022 09:08 AM (xSnmX)

364 357 Speaking of crickets, did you see they are bringing a professional cricket league to the US for our enjoyment. I know you must be shaking with excitement.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 09, 2022 09:08 AM (CxvsA)

Is that like a flea circus?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:09 AM (ynpvh)

365 Ukraine is either winning or losing, depending on whose lies you believe.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 09:09 AM (t3/qz)

366 355 Yes, because I think most people know Nosferatu is a Dracula adaptation. I will talk about the filming and how the negatives were supposed to be destroyed, but the occultism was going to be central to the post. But if that doesn't work, I'll probably just go whole-out "here's a history of the movie and here's why its scenes still resonate after all these years."

It's just the getting started. As I said earlier in the week, I'm in one of those moods where, for half a buck, I think I'd burn Stately Poppins Manor to the ground and go with it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 09:07 AM (AW0uW)

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How much more is in the film other than just that letter with the symbols? Is the design of Orlock part of it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:09 AM (LvTSG)

367 As a matter of recent practice, I've tried to refrain from responding to the trolls, sophists and other malcontents on this board. But I will make a quick exception for you, jackass.

We got it. Anyone who opposes the so-called "war" in Ukraine is a Putin stooge. Sure. Ditto anyone who is suffering under the current White House junta, can't afford food or much else, and then watches billions being sent to arm them up. That goes double for our own open border and the invasion, when meanwhile Ukraines borders are super important. Triple for people fighting our undeclared wars for the last twenty years or so. Ukraine made it's own bed and Europe helped them. A lot of people are perfectly fine sitting this one out. BTW- why isn't Brandon? You know, after demonstrably taking their cash for years? Weird. So save it for people who don't know better.
Posted by: Marcus T

Okay asshole.

It's interesting that people including you are making excuses and blaming Ukraine for being invaded. That doesn't make one a stooge. Useful idiots? Probably.

As for knowing better, you've said nothing to prove that.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at September 09, 2022 09:09 AM (cY9wR)

368 >>Why are you assuming that massively-rich-guy Putin isn't part of this too along with Western elites?

While I would never claim to understand (or approve of) all of Putin's motive here, he's been very consistent in his desire to keep Russia a sovereign, independent, powerful nation while often rejecting the woke demands of the globalists, including reducing role of Christianity in our culture, gay marriage, allowing gay westerners to adopt Russian babies, climate change hysteria, etc.. He does not align with them at all.

I seem to recall a speech of his within the last year specifying just how destructive the globalist goals/plans are.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2022 09:10 AM (I/doM)

369 Ukraine and Covid have both been done to death. Jejeune stuff, dead horse variety.

Posted by: kraken at September 09, 2022 09:10 AM (Vr12I)

370 Characters don't have to change in fiction, even great fiction.

Don Quixote never changes. Marty McFly never changes. Greek dramatic heroes never change (it ends up being their downfalls).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:01 AM (LvTSG)


I'd disagree with each of your examples. Everyone there has, at the very least, a moment of recognition and accounting, and it guides their understanding of their actions. And their subsequent actions.

That's a change in their character.

Ex: In your telling, Oedipus says at the end, "Well, fuck all y'all. I beat the sphinx and I loved banging my Mom's sweet sweet ass. C'mon Jocasta, we're headed off to Crete to lay on the beach, fuck, and drink margaritas.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2022 09:10 AM (KLPy8)

371 So, Elton is Britain’s leading queen now?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 09:10 AM (XZfdZ)

372 369 Ukraine and Covid have both been done to death. Jejeune stuff, dead horse variety.

Posted by: kraken at September 09, 2022 09:10 AM (Vr12I)

It's no fun until the horse is beaten to a bloody pulp unrecognizable as a member of any given species.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:11 AM (ynpvh)

373 357 There's some Indian (dot) guys in, of all places, Sallisaw OK who have a cricket club with a couple teams.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 09, 2022 09:11 AM (lz5hY)

374 371 So, Elton is Britain’s leading queen now?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 09:10 AM (XZfdZ)

Well, at least since Freddy Mercury passed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:11 AM (ynpvh)

375 Ukraine and Covid have both been done to death. Jejeune stuff, dead horse variety.

That's like 3 current things ago.

Get with it man.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 09:11 AM (ESjRY)

376 Leaving other things aside, I kind of want to see George Miller's new movie, as he's recorded as being fascinated with 'Myth', ala Joseph Campbell type stuff, and almost all his output is that kind of Hero/Quest type material. I'm not reading reviews or anything as I'd like to see it 'cold'.
In my assessment, George Miller's most violent, harrowing movie is 'Lorenzo's Oil', 1992, which I saw in the theater and came out shocked and exhausted.
Miller stated at the time, he didn't want to portray the boy Lorenzo as a helpless victim, but as a Hero struggling against a towering, deadly adversary.
If you have a child, there are scenes in Lorenzo's Oil that are very nearly unwatchable. The helplessness of being a parent, etc. It's a brutal, heroic movie and very difficult to watch.

Posted by: LenNeal at September 09, 2022 09:11 AM (43xH1)

377 Best thing the US could have done is put pressure on our "allies" to handle this one if they are so concerned.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 09:05 AM (ESjRY)
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Umm, NATOstan are US Satraps. Capiche? No Euro wants Ukraine in NATO. They aren't that dumb. But they will freeze cuz Biden War of Liberty demands sacrifice and 10% kickback to the big guy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 09, 2022 09:11 AM (xSnmX)

378 Ukraine got invaded because of NATO expansion and US policy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2022 09:11 AM (Y5qcH)

379 370 Ex: In your telling, Oedipus says at the end, "Well, fuck all y'all. I beat the sphinx and I loved banging my Mom's sweet sweet ass. C'mon Jocasta, we're headed off to Crete to lay on the beach, fuck, and drink margaritas.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2022 09:10 AM (KLPy

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Nah. That's the reveal of new information that shows he's been living a lie. He then acts in accordance with his character as he's always been: violent, except he inflicts it upon himself rather than a stranger in the road who won't get out of his way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:11 AM (LvTSG)

380 Speaking of crickets, did you see they are bringing a professional cricket league to the US for our enjoyment. I know you must be shaking with excitement.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 09, 2022 09:08 AM (CxvsA)

really? be interesting to see if it's a 20Twenty or similar style of play. i mean, we love baseball and 20twenty is probably faster paced that most MLB games. it could work...

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at September 09, 2022 09:11 AM (WhsXQ)

381
I'd disagree with each of your examples. Everyone there has, at the very least, a moment of recognition and accounting, and it guides their understanding of their actions. And their subsequent actions.

That's a change in their character.

Ex: In your telling, Oedipus says at the end, "Well, fuck all y'all. I beat the sphinx and I loved banging my Mom's sweet sweet ass. C'mon Jocasta, we're headed off to Crete to lay on the beach, fuck, and drink margaritas.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2022 09:10 AM (KLPy

Oedipus's character doesn't change, his knowledge does. I don't think there's really a moral lesson or evolution going on, it's just tragic fatalism.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 09, 2022 09:11 AM (b2nrj)

382 I read a long time ago that QEII was the most photographed person in history. Just wondering what was her last official photo. It might have been with the new PM.

Posted by: dantesed at September 09, 2022 09:11 AM (88xKn)

383 Liz outlasted Freddie. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2022 09:12 AM (gktX6)

384 Don Quixote never changes. Marty McFly never changes. Greek dramatic heroes never change (it ends up being their downfalls).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:01 AM (LvTSG)
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"Marty McFly never changes..." LOL, wut? He changes quite a bit over the course of three movies, because he's able to see both his past and his future and then decide to alter his behavior to avoid what he might become!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2022 09:13 AM (YIVH2)

385 >>So, Elton is Britain’s leading queen now?

For now!

Posted by: Sam Smith at September 09, 2022 09:13 AM (I/doM)

386 374 371 So, Elton is Britain’s leading queen now?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 09:10 AM (XZfdZ)

Well, at least since Freddy Mercury passed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:11 AM (ynpvh)

I told a joke yesterday that really pissed of a dude at the bar.

I said when Uncle Joe was told the Old Queen died he gasp and said I love Elton John!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 09:13 AM (BRHaw)

387 Now bug eating - that’s what’s hot!!! We need a bug eating feature, JJ!

Posted by: kraken at September 09, 2022 09:13 AM (Vr12I)

388 In a couple of years Raid is going to go out of business.
No sense killing your next meal.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2022 09:02 AM (NpAcC)

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What?

Posted by: Hunters Everywhere at September 09, 2022 09:13 AM (flINI)

389 How much more is in the film other than just that letter with the symbols? Is the design of Orlock part of it?

No, not as I recall (I haven't read the Fortean Times article about the occultism in a while). It was more at the insistence of Murnau's screenwriter, and you can tell that Murnau himself didn't think too much of it, as we only get a brief glance at the letter and no title card translating it.

I believe I've read somewhere about why Max Schreck had the cadaverous look he did, and that it was somehow connected to the Expressionist school, but, again, I've been too depressed to pull together the materials I need to write the essay.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 09:14 AM (AW0uW)

390 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 09:05 AM (x0n13)

"Spiders and Snakes"

OMG! Flyover country is rubbing off on you.

Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2022 09:14 AM (cTCuP)

391 384 "Marty McFly never changes..." LOL, wut? He changes quite a bit over the course of three movies, because he's able to see both his past and his future and then decide to alter his behavior to avoid what he might become!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2022 09:13 AM (YIVH2)

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In the first film, he never changes, I should have said.

The first was conceived as a single adventure with a joke of a tag at the end. It can be considered a single, cohesive work.

They shoehorn changes into his character starting in the second film with the chicken stuff, and it's silly and Marty doesn't work as well in the 2 and 3 films as he does in the first where he doesn't have any kind of arc.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:14 AM (LvTSG)

392 Geez, just looked over at the muted TV, and they're showing Charles the Witless arriving at Buckingham Palace. He looked as confused as Retardo.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 09, 2022 09:15 AM (lz5hY)

393 C'mon Jocasta, we're headed off to Crete to lay on the beach, fuck, and drink margaritas.

I don't like the beach, but right now I wouldn't mind going off somewhere with a lovely woman to fuck and drink champagne.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 09:15 AM (AW0uW)

394 389 No, not as I recall (I haven't read the Fortean Times article about the occultism in a while). It was more at the insistence of Murnau's screenwriter, and you can tell that Murnau himself didn't think too much of it, as we only get a brief glance at the letter and no title card translating it.

I believe I've read somewhere about why Max Schreck had the cadaverous look he did, and that it was somehow connected to the Expressionist school, but, again, I've been too depressed to pull together the materials I need to write the essay.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 09:14 AM (AW0uW)

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Just trying to get your gears moving, boss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:15 AM (LvTSG)

395 I'm hungover from a wild night in the Holodeck. What time is our Star Trek symposium today?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 09, 2022 09:15 AM (a3Q+t)

396 Biden had to pull out a card to copy into the condolence book at the British Embassy.

What a sad excuse for a human being.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2022 09:15 AM (Y5qcH)

397 395 I'm hungover from a wild night in the Holodeck. What time is our Star Trek symposium today?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 09, 2022 09:15 AM (a3Q+t)

And boy does his ass hurt!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:16 AM (ynpvh)

398 >>>Speaking of crickets, did you see they are bringing a professional cricket league to the US for our enjoyment. I know you must be shaking with excitement.

>I can't wait to see Meghan Mandela run up on stage and trophy-jack the award ceremony for some exposure. Prince Harry must be so proud.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2022 09:16 AM (w2Z7l)

399 390 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 09:05 AM (x0n13)

"Spiders and Snakes"

OMG! Flyover country is rubbing off on you.
Posted by: creeper at September 09, 2022 09:14 AM (cTCuP)


I remember that from my schoolyard days in Flatbush!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 09:16 AM (x0n13)

400 396 Biden had to pull out a card to copy into the condolence book at the British Embassy.

What a sad excuse for a human being.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2022 09:15 AM (Y5qcH)

To bad it was a recipe for his moms pound cake.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 09:17 AM (BRHaw)

401 396 Biden had to pull out a card to copy into the condolence book at the British Embassy.

What a sad excuse for a human being.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2022 09:15 AM (Y5qcH)

"Condolences on your stroke"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:17 AM (ynpvh)

402 Speaking of crickets, did you see they are bringing a professional cricket league to the US for our enjoyment. I know you must be shaking with excitement.

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Cricket is the second most popular sport in the world, behind soccer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:17 AM (LvTSG)

403 MP4, what’s your opinion of The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 09:17 AM (XZfdZ)

404 Parts of my family's homeschool group have had to evacuate last night due to the Fairview fire near Temecula, CA. We're further south and OK for now.

Posted by: motionview, a MAGA Republican (who supports DeSantis) at September 09, 2022 09:17 AM (f+jz8)

405 "Well, fuck all y'all. I beat the sphinx and I loved banging my Mom's sweet sweet ass. C'mon Jocasta, we're headed off to Crete to lay on the beach, fuck, and drink margaritas.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2022 09:10 AM (KLPy

i mean, this has a certain appeal to me for sure...

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at September 09, 2022 09:17 AM (WhsXQ)

406 "Okay asshole.

It's interesting that people including you are making excuses and blaming Ukraine for being invaded. That doesn't make one a stooge. Useful idiots? Probably.

As for knowing better, you've said nothing to prove that.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at September 09, 2022 09:09 AM (cY9wR) "

Dude, I am happy to escalate all you want. I have no limits and I won't quit until I am burning your house down and eating the food in your fridge. But I suspect you're about to get nuked, so I'll say this. Find somewhere else to sell your bullshit. NATO gave Putin all the excuses he needed to cross Ukraine's border, as did the corrupt multi-millionaire dictator, who seems to be you're new hero. You're free to go fight that war, btw. They are taking volunteers. Go to their embassy and inquire. They will give you all the info. Let us know when you sign up. Meanwhile, I'll be here advocating for us to exit, stop providing funds and for Europe to take up the slack. While they're freezing their asses off and starving this winter because of their own poor choices.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 09, 2022 09:17 AM (VpIIl)

407 Did Boris kill the queen on his way out?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 09:17 AM (t3/qz)

408 402 Speaking of crickets, did you see they are bringing a professional cricket league to the US for our enjoyment. I know you must be shaking with excitement.

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Cricket is the second most popular sport in the world, behind soccer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:17 AM (LvTSG)

Football!

Posted by: Rest of World (excluding Aussies) at September 09, 2022 09:17 AM (ynpvh)

409 >>Biden had to pull out a card to copy into the condolence book at the British Embassy.




Of course he did.
He is a vegetable. Did Jill grip the pen with him just to be sure he wrote it correctly?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2022 09:18 AM (I/doM)

410 Oedipus's character doesn't change, his knowledge does. I don't think there's really a moral lesson or evolution going on, it's just tragic fatalism.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 09, 2022 09:11 AM (b2nrj)

Oedipus makes sense when you realize it's really about this guy who was born in Lubbock Texas who always hated his father and who thought his mother was a cheap whore - so he moved to Washington and started writing for NR.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 09:18 AM (r46W7)

411 Cricket is the second most popular sport in the world, behind soccer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:17 AM (LvTSG)

I bet beating soccer players with cricket bats would be more popular by far.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2022 09:18 AM (Y5qcH)

412 393 C'mon Jocasta, we're headed off to Crete to lay on the beach, fuck, and drink margaritas.

I don't like the beach, but right now I wouldn't mind going off somewhere with a lovely woman to fuck and drink champagne.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 09:15 AM (AW0uW)


"If you like pina colonics, and voted for Joe Sponge-Brains . . . "

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 09:18 AM (x0n13)

413 We are talking character development of Back to the Future?

I always thought it was kind of sad that Marty's Dad was triumphant (him having to make a life altering choice in the past which Marty's presence facilitated.) It showed how we all have a choice in who we want to be. And the fallout of that simple choice in the past changed the course of his entire life, leaving him a far more fulfilled, decisive, and inspiring man.

Then they kill him off in the second one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2022 09:19 AM (5JqIf)

414 I'm setting the over/under line for "Neener, Neener" at comment #400.

I'm betting the under.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2022 09:19 AM (kXYt5)

415 410 Oedipus makes sense when you realize it's really about this guy who was born in Lubbock Texas who always hated his father and who thought his mother was a cheap whore - so he moved to Washington and started writing for NR.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 09:18 AM (r46W7)

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Except he knew it was his father on the road and he enjoyed every second of the murder.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:19 AM (LvTSG)

416 409 >>Biden had to pull out a card to copy into the condolence book at the British Embassy.

Of course he did.
He is a vegetable. Did Jill grip the pen with him just to be sure he wrote it correctly?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2022 09:18 AM (I/doM)

I had to stop him from trying to take his temperature with that pen...

Posted by: Jill Biden at September 09, 2022 09:19 AM (ynpvh)

417 Big RIPs Queenie.

F in chat.

One Ireland.

Sincerely,

Joseph Robinette Biden

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 09:19 AM (6FeV1)

418 I bet beating soccer players with cricket bats would be more popular by far.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2022 09:18 AM (Y5qcH)
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I don't care much for sports, but I could make an exception in this case.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2022 09:19 AM (YIVH2)

419 Obviously no one actually expects Ukraine to win. No, not even the media pushing it.
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You're obviously not reading Markos Moulitsas at DailyKos.

He's got his money on Ukraine, and writes almost daily on the subject, and refuses to believe Ukrainian kleptocrats are selling American weapons for cash, or that there are any Nazis still in the Azov Regiment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2022 09:19 AM (SyGak)

420 Line changed to #475

Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2022 09:19 AM (kXYt5)

421 So, Elton is Britain’s leading queen now?
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Justin was always Canada's queen.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 09, 2022 09:20 AM (yikp0)

422 I bet beating soccer players with cricket bats would be more popular by far.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2022 09:18 AM (Y5qcH)


I'd buy season tickets to that.

Posted by: Archer at September 09, 2022 09:20 AM (gmo/4)

423 413 Then they kill him off in the second one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2022 09:19 AM (5JqIf)

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Crispin Glover refused to come back for the sequels, so they found a way to push him off screen for most of the film. Then he comes back to life at the end of the 3rd.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:20 AM (LvTSG)

424 143 So, Charles becomes a 'King' with no power at all to do anything. Basically , he just gets free plane rides, no?
___________

It's basically a ceremonial position, but the monarch gets to advise the politicians. The queen met weekly with the U.K.'s prime ministers, but with some of them she was just talking about dogs and horse races (according to reports, the queen herself never revealed the content of the conversations).

So Chuckie can meet with the P.M. and give her his advice, but she doesn't have to take it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at September 09, 2022 09:20 AM (MvHI3)

425 I bet beating soccer players with cricket bats would be more popular by far.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2022 09:18 AM (Y5qcH)

Frat culture is weird.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 09:20 AM (6FeV1)

426 I can't wait to hear the Obama statement on QE's passing. It will mention "me" or "I" 47 times at least.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2022 09:21 AM (SyGak)

427 410 Oedipus's character doesn't change, his knowledge does. I don't think there's really a moral lesson or evolution going on, it's just tragic fatalism.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 09, 2022 09:11 AM (b2nrj)

Oedipus makes sense when you realize it's really about this guy who was born in Lubbock Texas who always hated his father and who thought his mother was a cheap whore - so he moved to Washington and started writing for NR.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 09:18 AM (r46W7)

The theme is just the cruelty of the gods/the Fates. Same for the Iliad.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 09, 2022 09:21 AM (b2nrj)

428 >>Cricket is the second most popular sport in the world, behind soccer.


I don't know, man, sounds like cultural appropriation to me!

We Americans have been lectured to stay in our lane again and again, and our lane is football, baseball, basketball and hockey.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2022 09:21 AM (I/doM)

429 Another basic difference between the two parties is that Republicans are politically unserious. Politicians, pundits and influencers spend so much time virtue signaling that they think words don’t matter. Democrats are quite serious. The Republican refusal to take them at their word, to believe that their histrionic rhetoric represents a serious policy agenda, is why things are so bad.

That's more from the Greenfield article J.J. linked. It says it all. Nothing I can add.

Posted by: AC30 at September 09, 2022 09:21 AM (ZiX/u)

430 Somebody posted this yesterday (Thanks!) Queen Elizabeth-a life in pictures. If you scroll down about 2/3 of the way there is a picture from 29th October, 1966 t of QE visiting a village in Wales where there was a coal tip landslide which killed 144 people in a school including 116 children. I'd rather have QE show up to show condolences at traumatic events than Biden even when he was well.

I just realized the link is not posting. Let me try again. Sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2022 09:21 AM (wvo9L)

431 403 MP4, what’s your opinion of The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 09:17 AM (XZfdZ)

I would love to see a Lovecraftian remake of it; "The Cabinet of Dr. Calamari".

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 09:21 AM (r46W7)

432 Crispin Glover refused to come back for the sequels, so they found a way to push him off screen for most of the film. Then he comes back to life at the end of the 3rd.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:20 AM (LvTSG)

Always figured it was something like that (or drugs.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2022 09:21 AM (5JqIf)

433 Oedipus's character doesn't change, his knowledge does. I don't think there's really a moral lesson or evolution going on, it's just tragic fatalism.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 09, 2022 09:11 AM (b2nrj)
Nah. That's the reveal of new information that shows he's been living a lie. He then acts in accordance with his character as he's always been: violent, except he inflicts it upon himself rather than a stranger in the road who won't get out of his way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:11 AM (LvTSG)


Eh, I disagree with both of you. Change in fiction always come from "new information" literally.
No one just spontaneously decides to change.
Oedipus has shown a character that seeks glory and advancement.
He decides to instead to throw that all away and become the most pitiable of men.
He has been a clever calculating man all along and instead acts emotionally on moral revulsion.
That's a change of character.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2022 09:21 AM (KLPy8)

434 Two weeks to flatten the curve ... became 2 years

Russia's invasion plan depends on winning in 3 weeks ... well ....

The "experts" keep lying to us.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 09, 2022 09:21 AM (Zf0+a)

435 432 Always figured it was something like that (or drugs.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2022 09:21 AM (5JqIf)

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I think he just wanted too much money. Also he's kind of insane.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:21 AM (LvTSG)

436 430 Link

https://www.bbc.com/news/in-pictures-61645231

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2022 09:22 AM (wvo9L)

437 >>I can't wait to hear the Obama statement on QE's passing. It will mention "me" or "I" 47 times at least.

. . . accompanied by a lone picture of Obama.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2022 09:22 AM (I/doM)

438 Did the Queen die of Covid?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 09, 2022 09:22 AM (xSnmX)

439 Justin was always Canada's queen.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 09, 2022 09:20 AM (yikp0)
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Oh, boom! Still laughing, here.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2022 09:22 AM (SyGak)

440 95% double vaxxed rate:

Victoria registered 4,896 deaths from all causes in August, 27 percent above the monthly average of the previous five Augusts. Mortality in Australia typically peaks June through August, the Southern Hemisphere’s winter, but the figure is only the latest in a disturbing trend.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 09:22 AM (BRHaw)

441 427 410 Oedipus's character doesn't change, his knowledge does. I don't think there's really a moral lesson or evolution going on, it's just tragic fatalism.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 09, 2022 09:11 AM (b2nrj)

Oedipus makes sense when you realize it's really about this guy who was born in Lubbock Texas who always hated his father and who thought his mother was a cheap whore - so he moved to Washington and started writing for NR.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 09:18 AM (r46W7)

The theme is just the cruelty of the gods/the Fates. Same for the Iliad.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 09, 2022 09:21 AM (b2nrj)

Odyseus screws himself over with the Cyclops when he tells him his real name when back on the ship, allowing the Cyclops to ask daddy Poseidon for revenge...Pride in his cunning led to much trouble.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:22 AM (ynpvh)

442 437 >>I can't wait to hear the Obama statement on QE's passing. It will mention "me" or "I" 47 times at least.

. . . accompanied by a lone picture of Obama.
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He would have to be dressed as a Mau-Mau.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 09, 2022 09:22 AM (xSnmX)

443 Jagerchor from Der Freischutz playing. Caught myself hammering the table with coffee cup like it was a beer stein.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 09, 2022 09:23 AM (lz5hY)

444 Odyseus screws himself over with the Cyclops when he tells him his real name when back on the ship, allowing the Cyclops to ask daddy Poseidon for revenge...Pride in his cunning led to much trouble.
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Today's Cyclops knows your name. He's call Bob at NSA. He wears Khakis.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 09, 2022 09:23 AM (xSnmX)

445 CNBC: Report: Ukraine recaptures nearly 400 square miles of territory

Posted by: SMOD at September 09, 2022 09:23 AM (RHGPo)

446 Ukraine vs Russia


Plenty of Nazis on both sides for everyone!

Posted by: Archer at September 09, 2022 09:24 AM (gmo/4)

447 We Americans have been lectured to stay in our lane again and again, and our lane is football, baseball, basketball and hockey.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2022 09:21 AM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Pickleball at September 09, 2022 09:24 AM (a3Q+t)

448 I would love to see a Lovecraftian remake of it; "The Cabinet of Dr. Calamari".
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 09:21 AM (r46W7)

it's full of cocktail sauce, isn't it?

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at September 09, 2022 09:24 AM (WhsXQ)

449 Eh, I disagree with both of you. Change in fiction always come from "new information" literally.
No one just spontaneously decides to change.
Oedipus has shown a character that seeks glory and advancement.
He decides to instead to throw that all away and become the most pitiable of men.
He has been a clever calculating man all along and instead acts emotionally on moral revulsion.
That's a change of character.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2022 09:21 AM (KLPy

A character evolving and then changing his environment is generally opposed to the themes the Greek playwrights were going for.

The central idea is that you're doomed/fated and all are playthings to the gods. Like Achilles and how he was invincible everywhere but one spot, and then died as foretold. You can make choices but choices don't change the big outcomes.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 09, 2022 09:25 AM (b2nrj)

450 I saw a story today that claimed that Mike Obama and the Queen were for reals BFF's.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 09, 2022 09:25 AM (CxvsA)

451 CNBC: Report: Ukraine recaptures nearly 400 square miles of territory
Posted by: SMOD at September 09, 2022 09:23 AM (RHGPo)

Sure.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2022 09:25 AM (h+wzp)

452 >>>I can't wait to hear the Obama statement on QE's passing. It will mention "me" or "I" 47 times at least.>

>He'll tweet a selfie of himself gazing at the London bridge.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2022 09:25 AM (w2Z7l)

453 Cricket is the second most popular sport in the world, behind soccer.

*******

It's true. I looked it up on Google-y

Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2022 09:26 AM (kXYt5)

454 ha

Babylon Bee: Stacey Abrams Announces That With a Heavy Heart She Will Succeed Elizabeth II as Queen

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2022 09:26 AM (BRHaw)

455 Ukraine vs Russia


Plenty of Nazis on both sides for everyone!

Posted by: Archer at September 09, 2022 09:24 AM (gmo/4)

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Concentration Camp survivors would tell you that they feared the Ukranians even more than they feared the Germans. The Ukes out nazied the Nazis

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 09, 2022 09:26 AM (flINI)

456 I am thankful that the Retard in Chief will never get a photo of his useless and monumentally stupid ass with the Queen.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 09, 2022 09:26 AM (eJn7u)

457 Damn, now I want calamari rings.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 09:26 AM (XZfdZ)

458 “It doesn’t do a whole lot to show the new polls showing me beating Trump by six or eight or whatever the hell the numbers are,” Biden said during his remarks.

.. doubtful .. but I don't see him getting past the 1st Democrat primary

Posted by: SMOD at September 09, 2022 09:27 AM (RHGPo)

459 451 20 mile front, 20 mile advance, doesn't have to be opposed, and you just captured 400 square miles.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 09, 2022 09:27 AM (lz5hY)

460 457 Damn, now I want calamari rings.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 09:26 AM (XZfdZ)


"It's a trap!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 09:27 AM (x0n13)

461 MP4, what’s your opinion of The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 09:17 AM (XZfdZ)


I like it, though, admittedly, I haven't seen it in years. I will admit that for a newbie, it is confusing and slow, so I would never recommend it as an introduction to silents. That does qualify as a 'Hallowe'en" movie, though, so perhaps if I'm around next year, I'll do something on it.

If you're asking for my commentary as far as mood, direction and so on, TJMs your man. He's auteur theory, I'm just the poor man's Ben Mankiewicz.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 09:27 AM (AW0uW)

462 We pronounced it Eat-a-puss Rex in high school.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 09, 2022 09:27 AM (yikp0)

463 451 CNBC: Report: Ukraine recaptures nearly 400 square miles of territory
Posted by: SMOD at September 09, 2022 09:23 AM (RHGPo)

Sure
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These square miles are costing us a fortune. Our money would be better spent liberating Cuba and getting some beachfront property and hot Cuban chicks.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 09, 2022 09:28 AM (xSnmX)

464 The moral arc and consequent character evolution seems to be more Christianity-inspired.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 09, 2022 09:28 AM (b2nrj)

465 Why would Obama care? Wasn't his father from Kenya? Perhaps Obama is in the "Dr Anja" camp except that if he was invited to QE's funeral it would be another chance to go abroad and get pictures of himself taken.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2022 09:28 AM (wvo9L)

466 445 CNBC: Report: Ukraine recaptures nearly 400 square miles of territory
Posted by: SMOD at September 09, 2022 09:23 AM (RHGPo)

This is how retarded the press is:

CNBC: 400 mi2
Yahoo: 400 km2
Reuters: 400 km2
Guardian: 700 km2
BI: 270 mi2

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2022 09:28 AM (UuD2k)

467 461 If you're asking for my commentary as far as mood, direction and so on, TJMs your man. He's auteur theory, I'm just the poor man's Ben Mankiewicz.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 09:27 AM (AW0uW)

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Auteur theory is a nice idea that explains some of what goes on in movies. It's far from a catch-all, though, and some people go way too far with it.

Sometimes, a story is just a story.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:28 AM (LvTSG)

468 463 These square miles are costing us a fortune. Our money would be better spent liberating Cuba and getting some beachfront property and hot Cuban chicks.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 09, 2022 09:28 AM (xSnmX)


"Call us!"

- - Roth & Ola, LLC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 09:28 AM (x0n13)

469 Cricket is like a weird mash-up of baseball, field hockey, bowling, tag, and croquet.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2022 09:29 AM (kXYt5)

470 463 And sammichs. Cuban sammichs are great.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 09, 2022 09:29 AM (lz5hY)

471 So what song is Elton going to retool for the Queens funeral?

Please be Crocodile Rock.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 09:29 AM (t3/qz)

472 470 463 And sammichs. Cuban sammichs are great.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 09, 2022 09:29 AM (lz5hY)

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I am continually disappointed in Cuban Sandwiches.

They're fine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:29 AM (LvTSG)

473 471 So what song is Elton going to retool for the Queens funeral?

Please be Crocodile Rock.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 09:29 AM (t3/qz)

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No, Saturday Night's Alright.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:30 AM (LvTSG)

474 471 So what song is Elton going to retool for the Queens funeral?

Please be Crocodile Rock.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 09:29 AM (t3/qz)


Jamaica Jerkoff or All the Young Girls Love Alice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 09:30 AM (x0n13)

475 472 470 463 And sammichs. Cuban sammichs are great.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 09, 2022 09:29 AM (lz5hY)

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I am continually disappointed in Cuban Sandwiches.

They're fine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:29 AM (LvTSG)

Must be going to the wrong Cuban places...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:31 AM (ynpvh)

476 >>>I am thankful that the Retard in Chief will never get a photo of his useless and monumentally stupid ass with the Queen.

>She got word from the pope that Cadaver Joe shit himself in the vestibule.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2022 09:31 AM (w2Z7l)

477 473 471 So what song is Elton going to retool for the Queens funeral?

Please be Crocodile Rock.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 09:29 AM (t3/qz)

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No, Saturday Night's Alright.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 09, 2022 09:30 AM (LvTSG)

"The Bitch is Back" for Charles?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:31 AM (ynpvh)

478 Cricket is the second most popular sport in the world, behind soccer.
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I have no problem believing this. The reach of the British empire and what-not.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 09:32 AM (0CG0Y)

479 The Ukrainian war at this point is reminiscent of the late stages of the American Civil War (first) - capturing raw territory doesn't matter match, capturing railway crossings, transit points, and bridges is what matters.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 09:32 AM (r46W7)

480 477 "The Bitch is Back" for Charles?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:31 AM (ynpvh)


That's it!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 09:32 AM (x0n13)

481 Noodus gratia artis.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2022 09:32 AM (XZfdZ)

482 Wasn't Achilles told he'd die if he went to Troy but went anyway because of his pursuit of glory?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2022 09:32 AM (ESjRY)

483 478 Cricket is the second most popular sport in the world, behind soccer.
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I have no problem believing this. The reach of the British empire and what-not.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 09, 2022 09:32 AM (0CG0Y)

Play a bit of cricket, eat a bit of cricket...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 09, 2022 09:32 AM (ynpvh)

484 So what song is Elton going to retool for the Queens funeral?

Please be Crocodile Rock.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 09, 2022 09:29 AM (t3/qz)

Jamaica Jerkoff or All the Young Girls Love Alice.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2022 09:30 AM (x0n13)


"Island Girl."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 09, 2022 09:33 AM (AW0uW)

485 >He'll tweet a selfie of himself gazing at the London bridge.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2022 09:25 AM (w2Z7l)

You're probably correct.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2022 09:33 AM (wvo9L)

486 Greetings:

That arc of history, let's hope it's a sine wave.

Posted by: 11B40 at September 09, 2022 09:33 AM (uuklp)

487 We pronounced it Eat-a-puss Rex in high school.

I hate eat-a-puss

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 09, 2022 09:33 AM (ESjRY)

488
20 mile front, 20 mile advance, doesn't have to be opposed, and you just captured 400 square miles.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 09, 2022 09:27 AM


methinks CNBC has a unit of measure problem...I saw this reported as 400 square kilometers (that's 154 square miles, if you're keeping score at home)

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 09, 2022 09:34 AM (ENBF0)

489 Maybe the raid on Mar A Lago was to sieze Trump's passports in order to deny him the opportunity to attend the Queen's furneral.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 09, 2022 09:34 AM (xSnmX)

490 372 369 Ukraine and Covid have both been done to death. Jejeune stuff, dead horse variety.

Posted by: kraken at September 09, 2022 09:10 AM (Vr12I)

It's no fun until the horse is beaten to a bloody pulp unrecognizable as a member of any given species.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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There's no hide left to tan

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 09, 2022 09:34 AM (zSEC+)

491 Will Biden make a friendship bracelet for the Queen?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 09, 2022 09:35 AM (xSnmX)

492 >>> 175 Crickets are delicious. You want to eat bugs, eat bugs, go right ahead. But they can spare me this idea that it's some noble planet saving gesture. Everything has to be produced. Those crickets are raised on farms. Those farms require energy and food inputs. It's no different than any other kind of agriculture. So they can jolly well shut the hell up about their weird little obsessive hobby.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2022 08:35 AM (6FeV1)

Pound for pound "ze boogz" are less efficient than cows, pigs, chickens etc.

>>> 260 I wonder if they are pushing cricket flour and eating bugs because they know that food shortages are coming.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2022 08:51 AM (UuD2k)

No. They are pushing eating bugs because they are psychos who want YOU to eat bugs while they eat steak. Remember these asshoes are *causing* the food shortages.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 09, 2022 09:35 AM (llON8)

493 methinks CNBC has a unit of measure problem...I saw this reported as 400 square kilometers (that's 154 square miles, if you're keeping score at home)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 09, 2022 09:34 AM (ENBF0)

In the few events I have been involved in that became news stories, the press has screwed up the details so much that they gave a completely inaccurate depiction of the event.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2022 09:37 AM (UuD2k)

494 The Ukrainian war at this point is reminiscent of the late stages of the American Civil War (first) - capturing raw territory doesn't matter match, capturing railway crossings, transit points, and bridges is what matters.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2022 09:32 AM (r46W7)
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I agree with this, and Ukraine may be doing some real damage to Russian logistics with their advance precisely because they are trying to take rail hubs (particularly in the north). There are no winners in this war, and the territorial "gains" on both sides are illusory.

What is happening, regardless of the military and political outcome, is the destruction of Russian infantry and air military capability.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2022 09:40 AM (wIlxv)

495 A character evolving and then changing his environment is generally opposed to the themes the Greek playwrights were going for.

The central idea is that you're doomed/fated and all are playthings to the gods. Like Achilles and how he was invincible everywhere but one spot, and then died as foretold. You can make choices but choices don't change the big outcomes.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 09, 2022 09:25 AM (b2nrj)


You're talking about "fate" as opposed to character.

Nothing you've said excludes a change of character.
That's where the tragedy comes in, you know?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2022 09:40 AM (KLPy8)

496 I'd like to have a cricket bat but not one of the horses. They all have bad ankles, have to be taped every game.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2022 09:40 AM (gktX6)

497 "fin de siècle" Will that be the Art for the afternoon thread?

Posted by: Paladin at September 09, 2022 09:46 AM (7hzzD)

498 Barry Soetero removed the bust of Winston Churchill as one of his first acts after being inserted into the Oval Office.

Now, like in North Korea there are portraits and photos of Barry instead (who, early in his career had to surrender his law license). Our hero.

After a military debacle of soldiers being charged by his administration for doing their jobs in one or another Middle East conflict, Rush Limbaugh said of Barry, " The man is despicable."

Now pResident Penetrating Fingers is wandering around the halls, Hunter is filming his escapades in hotels, counting payola and the globalist wolves are gathering.

Posted by: Ju at September 09, 2022 10:15 AM (aTmM/)

499 I can't imagine any politician with the guts to give a speech like Churchill's. Instead, today it's "why do they hate us".

Posted by: Ultra pj at September 09, 2022 11:13 AM (G1dq6)

500 Tucka has a great five minute piece about how Africa and India were much better places under the monarchy.

Posted by: Danimal28 at September 09, 2022 11:59 AM (klw0w)

501 Don't forget about Bannon and more importantly the message: "Don't even think of helping Trump in any way."

Which means don't even think of helping the middle class which is the backbone of this country.

I re-evaluate my thoughts about anyone other than Trump running in 2024 based on this alone. Every day. Anyone other than Trump and his FU money will not want to go through this which means they will have handlers in some form.

Posted by: Danimal28 at September 09, 2022 01:21 PM (klw0w)

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