Queen Elizabeth Under Close Medical Watch As Her Children Are Summoned to Be By Her Side

This seems very serious. The BBC says the royals almost never issue statements about the Queen's health.

The Queen is under medical supervision at Balmoral after doctors became concerned for her health, Buckingham Palace has said.
All the Queen's children are gathering at, or are travelling to, her Scottish estate near Aberdeen.
"Following further evaluation this morning, the Queen's doctors are concerned for Her Majesty's health and have recommended she remain under medical supervision," a statement said.
The Queen is "comfortable", it added.
It is very unusual for Buckingham Palace to put out a statement like this - it is usually unwilling to provide a commentary on the 96-year-old monarch's medical matters, which are seen as private.
Prince Charles has travelled to Balmoral with his wife, the Duchess of Cornwall.
The Duke of Cambridge, the Duke of York, and the Earl and Countess of Wessex arrived at Aberdeen airport just before 16:00 BST.
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There are also warnings against unfounded speculation, such as that she might have had a fall. And on Tuesday she was photographed smiling as she appointed new Prime Minister Liz Truss.
But from the last-minute cancellation of what would only have been a virtual meeting of the Privy Council - of senior ministers - there is no mistaking the fragility of the Queen's health.
Ms Truss said the "whole country" would be "deeply concerned" by the news.

It just so happens that Meghan and her c*ckold were in the country as this happened. What a coincidence. And now they're on their way, even though the Queen would not want to see them, but the Important Thing Here is that Meghan gets herself photographed.

Whoops, update: Apparently Meghan isn't coming at the moment, though an earlier story said she was.

Prince Harry is headed to Balmoral, where Buckingham Palace has announced Queen Elizabeth has been placed under medical supervision. According to the BBC, only Prince Harry is traveling to Scotland, and Meghan is staying in England, and will potentially join at a later date. Earlier in the day, a spokesperson for the Sussexes shared they would both be traveling to Balmoral, but plans clearly changed.

I think she was coming, until a stern message from the royals' people told them, "Under no circumstances is that poisonous whore to come within 100 miles of the Queen."

I wouldn't want Harry there, either. But I guess they'll have him there for the sake of appearances. Maybe they'll keep him outside with the horses. His mum and his real father would've liked that.

Harry has a book which had been scheduled to come out for Christmas this year, about the royal family. Megyn Kelly and a guest were discussing the fact that Harry was expected to include some hot, nasty gossip about the royal family, and maybe the queen, to justify the huge and unwarranted advance he'd gotten for the book.

People were already speculating that the book would be delayed. I think now they might rush it to publication.

Uh-Oh: This isn't a good sign.

Guests are leaving John McCain's funeral in droves.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Yup:

I watched a special on the Queen's life, and she was a stalwart, dignified woman her entire life.
She was a mechanic during WWII, and still loved driving her own car when she could.
Charles is going to be a woke disaster.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

I hope on her deathbed she announces that she's decided a new heir to the throne.
And it's Bofa.
Posted by: Broseidon

That does sound like something the Queen would say. She created herself a new estate and called herself the Duchess of Ligma, so it all checks out.

Posted by: Ace at 12:00 PM

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1 ha?

Posted by: mindful webworker - see, there was this leftover coffee... at September 08, 2022 12:01 PM (elt8W)

2 Daily Mail is saying Meghan will stay in London

Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2022 12:02 PM (NpAcC)

3 We like to rag on the media for covering the royal family with slavish devotion...

Yet here we are doing much the same (for different reasons)....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 08, 2022 12:02 PM (YIVH2)

4 Charles is standing by with a pillow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 08, 2022 12:02 PM (Bd6X8)

5 Elizabeth is a good woman, I bl. I wish her peace. And, I pray that odious Markle woman, for once in her life, does not demand the spotlight.

Posted by: EveR at September 08, 2022 12:03 PM (MUpk6)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Sad really she is a wonderful woman

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 08, 2022 12:03 PM (fi9mI)

8 Keep the American gold digging whore away from Balmoral

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 12:03 PM (mZ3xv)

9 8 yes

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:03 PM (Zzbjj)

10 I'm glad she's at Balmoral. I think she likes it there.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 08, 2022 12:03 PM (45fpk)

11 > I think now they might rush it to publication.

Whores gonna whore...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 08, 2022 12:03 PM (NgqoH)

12 The Queen is a great lady, I hope history treats her with the respect she has earned.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 08, 2022 12:04 PM (pxn5x)

13 Does she designate the next Monarch or does athe House of Windsor follow good old primageniture?

Posted by: David FitzMichael and Michael FitzDavid at September 08, 2022 12:04 PM (N0tTR)

14 Has Meaghan made this about her yet ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 08, 2022 12:04 PM (M+Lyo)

15 Charles is standing by with a pillow.

Will Charles shout "Allahu Akbar" at his coronation?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 12:04 PM (ayzS/)

16 Daily Mail is saying Meghan will stay in London
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2022 12:02 PM (NpAcC)

They prolly told her she wasn't allowed to bring her Netflix crew and now she's pouting.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 12:04 PM (DRSnL)

17 13 the latter

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:04 PM (Zzbjj)

18 Deja Vu.

Posted by: kraken at September 08, 2022 12:04 PM (Vr12I)

19 "And, Harry - Leave the Doxxy in London."

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 12:05 PM (PSRKd)

20 Beginning of the end of the English monarchy. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 08, 2022 12:05 PM (NgqoH)

21 Does the Queen have a stiff upper lip yet?

Too soon?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 12:05 PM (Wrs74)

22 You've got to admire a Queen who shoots, hunts, keeps dogs and fights in a World War.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 08, 2022 12:05 PM (45fpk)

23 15 Charles is standing by with a pillow.

Will Charles shout "Allahu Akbar" at his coronation?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 12:04 PM (ayzS/)

No, but he will chide everyone not in attendance for causing global warnmening

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 12:05 PM (mZ3xv)

24 Prince Charles has travelled to Balmoral with his wife, the Duchess of Cornwall

Damn, at a fast glance I thought it read Prince Charles has traveled to Ballsac with his wife, the Duchess of Cornhole

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2022 12:05 PM (VwHCD)

25 It takes a certain asshole to write rumors and nasty things about your own family for public consumption. Megan the Succubus sucked whatever soul that red headed bastard had. "There's got to be a morning after..."

Posted by: Mishdog at September 08, 2022 12:05 PM (uwW33)

26 Willowed:

Breaking news on Twitter: DOJ says they have an active investigation and a DC grand jury empaneled to destroy the Save America PAC.

Walls closing in, etc, etc.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 12:05 PM (ZGrMX)

27 Charles was installed as Prince of Wales. That's the title for the heir to the throne. William will be installed after his father's coronation

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:06 PM (Zzbjj)

28 *lets out a fart, laughs heartily*

"That was it. I'm good for another decade. You may go now."

"Oh, grandma..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:06 PM (LvTSG)

29 Of course I've never meet the Queen, but she seems to be a good person... Prayers for her. Her spawn ? Not so much

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 12:06 PM (bs+z0)

30

Damn, at a fast glance I thought it read Prince Charles has traveled to Ballsac with his wife, the Duchess of Cornhole
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2022 12:05 PM (VwHCD)

I still think she's Bassett of Hound.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

31 Harry and Meg are the Edward VIII/Wallis Simpson of the current family.

Seedy, low lifes.

Posted by: hamitchell at September 08, 2022 12:06 PM (kE/nb)

32 MeAgain and Harry were in Germany for the Invictus Games.

I'm sure MeAgain is furious she and Harry have to go to the bedside of the "racist" Queen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 12:06 PM (ptqGC)

33 I think she was coming, until a stern message from the royals' people told them, "Under no circumstances is that poisonous whore to come within 100 miles of the Queen."

I think that is precisely right.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 08, 2022 12:06 PM (I2/tG)

34 "Under no circumstances is that poisonous whore to come within 100 miles of the Queen."

That hemlock bouquet was a waste of money, then.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 08, 2022 12:06 PM (lTGtQ)

35 They will have Charles.We will have Joe. The difference is Joe wields a phone and a pen. Charles wields nothing.

Posted by: kraken at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (Vr12I)

36 >>> 26 Willowed:

Breaking news on Twitter: DOJ says they have an active investigation and a DC grand jury empaneled to destroy the Save America PAC.

Walls closing in, etc, etc.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 12:05 PM (ZGrMX)

Using the feralgov to "investigate" everything about your political opponents is Constitutional and un-fascist. Right Jerry Rivers?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (llON8)

37 >>>Damn, at a fast glance I thought it read Prince Charles has traveled to Ballsac with his wife, the Duchess of Cornhole

now i understand why he cheated on Diana

Posted by: ace at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (B3oWe)

38 Check her polonium levels.

Posted by: Lucas Electrical Systems at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (A7urr)

39 >>I've never meet the Queen, but she seems to be a good person...

She was great in the Naked Gun.

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (PSRKd)

40 Another grim milestone for the Biden administration.

Posted by: fd at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (/xuKh)

41 Guests are leaving John McCain's funeral in droves.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (Wrs74)

42 BBC Live.

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-62834633

Prince Harry travelling to Balmoral alone

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (5Qjf9)

43 Given Elizabeth retains absolute sovereign immunity, before drawing her last breath she should order and supervise Meghan being flayed alive Old School.

For the children.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (nMx88)

44 Of course I've never meet the Queen, but she seems to be a good person... Prayers for her. Her spawn ? Not so much

QEII was kind of the 4th member of the Reagan/Thatcher/John Paul II group that brought down the Soviet Union. (Democrats are still angry about that).

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (ZGrMX)

45 Meghan has to keep up "The Royals" franchise in the US

Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (RHGPo)

46 Read Prince Harry headed to Balmoral as Prince Harry beheaded in Balmoral.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (lz5hY)

47 >>>Of course I've never meet the Queen, but she seems to be a good person... Prayers for her. Her spawn ? Not so much

Posted by: It's me donna

Same. Always liked her because she was old school. She also very much admired Reagan, which should give her bonus points.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (d2bW3)

48 Harry is a ginger. Never trust a ginger.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (u4CEu)

49 41 Guests are leaving John McCain's funeral in droves.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (Wrs74)

==========

"IT'S NOT OVER!!! GET BACK HERE! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!"
-Meghan McCain

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (LvTSG)

50 I devoutly hope that the golddigging tramp Harry married doesn't get the photo op she so greatly desires.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 08, 2022 12:08 PM (vivhj)

51 Willowed before but I thought Helen Mirren killed it as QEII.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 12:08 PM (mZ3xv)

52 Has Obama tweeted out a photo of himself expressing his concern yet?

Because it's not important until Obama tweets a selfie.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 08, 2022 12:08 PM (qULaJ)

53 Prayers for old Queen Liz. She's been a good 'un.

As for the rest of the family...bah.

Posted by: Stu-22 at September 08, 2022 12:08 PM (J8sNU)

54 42 IOW Charles said that the new Mrs. Simpson was not welcome

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:08 PM (Zzbjj)

55 Like his father, Harry is a loathsome, odious fellow with no class or moral grounding. He's more concerned with turning his status, and that of his side-piece chattel into a money making scheme and a platform for globalist ploys he's too dumb to understand.

But expect to see the British monarchy now leading the way on climate change, or whatever they're calling it this week.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 12:08 PM (mSy8I)

56 Charles saddled the Duchess of Cornhole and rode to Balmoral.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2022 12:08 PM (h+wzp)

57 GBNews Livestream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SOmL-522CA

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 12:08 PM (5Qjf9)

58 I've always seen the Queen of England conduct herself with poise, dignity, and grace. She's practically otherworldly as a public figure. I'm sad that she appears to be leaving soon. I wish her and her family peace.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2022 12:08 PM (kDGvA)

59 I certainly hope it's true that Meghan and her Netflix camera crew are nowhere near Scotland.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at September 08, 2022 12:08 PM (fI5TH)

60 damn dude, God save the Queen

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 08, 2022 12:09 PM (OuH7W)

61 I'm so excited!

I'm already picking out my clothes for the funeral!

BTW, did I mention that The Queen was a racist?

Posted by: Estatic Meghan! at September 08, 2022 12:09 PM (I2/tG)

62
==========

"IT'S NOT OVER!!! GET BACK HERE! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!"
-Meghan McCain
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (LvTSG)

Oh, stick a buttplug in it, Backfat McRib

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

63 It is just like Trump and his organizations to commit multiple crimes. We just have to investigate until we figure out what they are! In the meantime let's freeze their assets and spend months leaking "possible crimes".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 12:09 PM (Wrs74)

64 I watched a special on the Queen's life, and she was a stalwart, dignified woman her entire life.

She was a mechanic during WWII, and still loved driving her own car when she could.

Charles is going to be a woke disaster.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 12:09 PM (ptqGC)

65 >>> 55 Like his father, Harry is a loathsome, odious fellow with no class or moral grounding. He's more concerned with turning his status, and that of his side-piece chattel into a money making scheme and a platform for globalist ploys he's too dumb to understand.

But expect to see the British monarchy now leading the way on climate change, or whatever they're calling it this week.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 12:08 PM (mSy8I)

British monarchy to pesants: There are too many of you.
Peasants: No, there are too many of *you*.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2022 12:09 PM (llON8)

66 I still think she's Bassett of Hound.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

thats funny shit. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2022 12:09 PM (VwHCD)

67 59 I certainly hope it's true that Meghan and her Netflix camera crew are nowhere near Scotland.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at September 08, 2022 12:08 PM (fI5TH)

==========

"Two words: HALO drop."
-Netflix Producer

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:09 PM (LvTSG)

68 I'm sure NutFux is recording MeAgain's crocodile tears as we speak for their next episode.

Cry harder. It looks fake.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 12:09 PM (mZ3xv)

69 This makes me sad. She seems like a nice lady.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 08, 2022 12:09 PM (BJKQV)

70 Damn, at a fast glance I thought it read Prince Charles has traveled to Ballsac with his wife, the Duchess of Cornhole
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

She needs TP for her bunghole!

Posted by: Beavis at September 08, 2022 12:09 PM (ftFVW)

71 51 Willowed before but I thought Helen Mirren killed it as QEII.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 12:08 PM (mZ3xv)

Thank God she never went the Plastic Surgery route and she still looks damn good, Other in Hollywood should take note

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 12:09 PM (dTgOy)

72 >>>They will have Charles.We will have Joe. The difference is Joe wields a phone and a pen. Charles wields nothing.

Posted by: kraken

I think it's common knowledge the Queen knows her son is a dolt, and I'm sure she frets about him becoming king.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2022 12:09 PM (d2bW3)

73 Willowed before but I thought Helen Mirren killed it as QEII.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 12:08 PM (mZ3xv)

I also like the actress who portrays the middle-aged Queen in "The Crown." Can't think of her name.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 08, 2022 12:10 PM (45fpk)

74 I hear Prince Charles has his concern face on at full staff. But some are saying they detect a smile underneath.

Developing ..

Posted by: MaxMBJ at September 08, 2022 12:10 PM (Q3oNv)

75 63 we're a failed republic now

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:10 PM (Zzbjj)

76 Pish posh an’ aw dat

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 12:10 PM (3vQN0)

77 62 "IT'S NOT OVER!!! GET BACK HERE! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!"
-Meghan McCain
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (LvTSG)

Oh, stick a buttplug in it, Backfat McRib
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

"This is an attack on democracy and America."
-Meghan McCain

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:10 PM (LvTSG)

78 They say that genius skips a generation. The lineage of Queen Elizabeth aptly displays how that's a demonstrable falsehood.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 12:10 PM (mSy8I)

79 Elizabeth has been Queen of Canada my whole life. She has my deep admiration and respect.

May God bless her and keep her.

Posted by: all doubt removed at September 08, 2022 12:10 PM (S2eH9)

80 And just when I thought England could not descend any farther...

King Charles.... the Moslem Lover... who is a supporter of the great reset.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2022 12:10 PM (oHd/0)

81 The Queen is under medical supervision at Balmoral after doctors became concerned for her health

You're concerned?! She's 96 years old and she has had excellent health.

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2022 12:10 PM (Jg92y)

82
Keep the American gold digging whore away from Balmoral
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 12:03 PM (mZ3xv)

_________

*glares*

Posted by: Wallis Warfield Simpson at September 08, 2022 12:10 PM (Rhq4H)

83 President Biden's thoughts are with the Queen - spokesman

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 12:11 PM (5Qjf9)

84 lol @ the McCain funeral update, furrealz

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2022 12:11 PM (dCxaZ)

85 I have information which will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth at September 08, 2022 12:11 PM (+TzMF)

86 He's more concerned with turning his status, and that of his side-piece chattel into a money making scheme and a platform for globalist ploys he's too dumb to understand.

I think the side piece is interested in those things, and Harry's just a simpleton who's along for the snizz.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 12:11 PM (ZGrMX)

87 But tis strange, and ofttimes to our harm, the instruments of darkness win us with honest trifles to betray us in deepest consequence.

Hm. For some reason that popped into my head. I think I miss a phrase or two.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at September 08, 2022 12:11 PM (Q3oNv)

88 The Queen will be the only carbon neutral person at the funeral.

Posted by: fd at September 08, 2022 12:11 PM (/xuKh)

89 She reminds me of my maternal grandmother. 😥

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 12:11 PM (ptqGC)

90
=========

"This is an attack on democracy and America."
-Meghan McCain
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:10 PM (LvTSG)

What? It's not like I said the election was stolen or anything. Or Make America Great Again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

91 Maybe they should let Andrew be the King, lulz. He has a rare condition where he doesn't sweat ya know.

Posted by: Broseidon at September 08, 2022 12:11 PM (DPTAH)

92 We regret to announce that it was necessary to chloroform Meghan, put her on an RAF jet, and fly her to Antarctica.

For her own good, of course.

Posted by: The British Government! at September 08, 2022 12:11 PM (I2/tG)

93 Will Ben Domenech motorboat Meghan McCain's backfat to the tune of God Save the Queen at the funeral?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (mSy8I)

94 To continue the theme from last thread;

Yes, in a vacuum, there is a lot to be commended about the Queen.

I still can't get around the whole "sitting on the throne while your nation and culture are destroyed" part though. Could she stop it? Probably not. Has she ever condemned it? Not that I'm aware of.

I don't think many people who aren't in the habit of thinking much about the UK understand how fucked they are. It's not as acute and sudden as places like Sweden, but on the other hand their frog has been boiling much longer and slower.

I hope she sticks around a number of years in general, and to stick it to William in particular, anyways.

Posted by: somedood at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (yVPr3)

95 First Regal Cinemas, and now the queen. Bad week for monarchies.

Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (U1eOr)

96 Continued from last thread, what really killed England internationally was their National Health system. Basically all of the money that they used to spend on the Navy and other military stuff started going to National Health instead, and the more it got embedded in everyone's lives, the more resources it commanded. Well, when you got no more military and everyone knows it, you ain't gonna be much on the world stage. All of Europe is in this boat, which is why they constantly run their yaps with Big Talk and they got nothing at all to back it up with.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (trdmm)

97 the queen is standing a room decorated by a pickle puffer

absolutely no style whatsoever

abosolutely hideous

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (us2H3)

98 I don't think NASDAQ likes what it heard about EU's plans to fight inflation.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (D8mow)

99 90 What? It's not like I said the election was stolen or anything. Or Make America Great Again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

==========

"As a good Republican, I hope Joe Biden assassinates you in the middle of the night."
-Meghan McCain

*please note, the above comment is intended satirically and not meant as an actual threat upon Sponge, the most dear of commenters*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

100 RIP Bernard Shaw when CNN was good, remembering being glued to the TV on the 1st Iraq war.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (dTgOy)

101 Don't know their rules but they should jump over Chuck and find someone else to take over

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (fi9mI)

102 Harry seemed like a good sort until he met Meghan; a bad woman can ruin a weak man pretty quickly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (Ivdso)

103 83 President Biden's thoughts are with the Queen - spokesman
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 12:11 PM (5Qjf9)

LOL... Old fried brain has no thoughts that weren't put there by his handlers

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (bs+z0)

104 Ugh, it will be a 24x7 media circus for weeks. They live for this sh#t (mourning Michael Jackson's passing as if he were an American royal). But with the added entertainment media's obsession with Meghan, even worse.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (I/doM)

105 How long before Trump is blamed for her death?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (3vQN0)

106 G-d's blessings and healing upon Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (e0oGK)

107 >93 Will Ben Domenech motorboat Meghan McCain's backfat to the tune of God Save the Queen at the funeral?

Dude, some of us are trying to eat lunch.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 08, 2022 12:13 PM (NgqoH)

108 105 How long before Trump is blamed for her death?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (3vQN0)

========

He probably gave her covid 3 years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:13 PM (LvTSG)

109 >>>This makes me sad. She seems like a nice lady.

Posted by: 29Victor

She was a mechanic and drove trucks during WWII in England. Probably didn't work all day, every day, but she at least helped the effort.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2022 12:13 PM (d2bW3)

110 I always thought the monarchy a grand joke but recently I've come to realize the Queen of England was the only thing standing between rationality and chaos. When you've got Boris Johnson posing as a conservative, chaos has won.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at September 08, 2022 12:13 PM (Q3oNv)

111 President Biden's thoughts are with the Queen - spokesman

At last! We've located them!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 12:13 PM (ayzS/)

112 93 Will Ben Domenech motorboat Meghan McCain's backfat to the tune of God Save the Queen at the funeral?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (mSy8I)

Good chuckle on that one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2022 12:13 PM (h+wzp)

113
Has Obama tweeted out a photo of himself expressing his concern yet?

He'll be photographed looking admiringly at his DVD of his complete speeches ... that's really all he remembers of his visits with QEII. Now his beard, the Duchess of (Repurposed) Draperies, is rehearsing her portfolio of scowls for the public services.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2022 12:13 PM (pNxlR)

114 By the way, Queen Elizabeth had some substantial boobage in her younger years.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 12:13 PM (ptqGC)

115 Meghan reeled Harry in like Billy the Big Mouth Bass.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 08, 2022 12:13 PM (rJ48h)

116 >>> 105 How long before Trump is blamed for her death?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (3vQN0)

oooh, we like it! Maybe we'll try this next and see how it polls.

Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE at September 08, 2022 12:13 PM (llON8)

117
*please note, the above comment is intended satirically and not meant as an actual threat upon Sponge, the most dear of commenters*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

Then you'd be garrett.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

118 96 Continued from last thread, what really killed England internationally was their National Health system. Basically all of the money that they used to spend on the Navy and other military stuff started going to National Health instead, and the more it got embedded in everyone's lives, the more resources it commanded. Well, when you got no more military and everyone knows it, you ain't gonna be much on the world stage. All of Europe is in this boat, which is why they constantly run their yaps with Big Talk and they got nothing at all to back it up with.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (trdmm)

Except for a detail or two, sounds eerily familiar.

Posted by: kraken at September 08, 2022 12:14 PM (Vr12I)

119 101. That would be William. Not the Queen's call

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:14 PM (Zzbjj)

120 You are suffering from Mommy Brain - Don Lemon

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 08, 2022 12:14 PM (A7urr)

121 True story, great one, about The Queen.

She loved meeting with the Commonwealth countries and behind closed doors, on at least one occassion, danced with a group from African or Caribbean nations, and got down on it, Queenie style.

She loved that group because she could let her hair down, didn't have to hang with a bunch of British twits.

Posted by: hamitchell at September 08, 2022 12:14 PM (kE/nb)

122 ME!

ME! ME! ME! ME!

LOOK AT ME!

Did you know that when I got married, South Africans celebrated like they did when Nelson Mandela became president?

Posted by: Meghan The Modest! at September 08, 2022 12:14 PM (I2/tG)

123 Many here don't know this, but Queen Elizabeth was a frequent AOS contributor and constant lurker.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 12:14 PM (D8mow)

124 It's time like this when when would like to see an Ottoman or Saudi system, where the next ruler will be the one who can most effectively bump off all of his familial rivals.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 12:14 PM (trdmm)

125 >>Harry seemed like a good sort until he met Meghan; a bad woman can ruin a weak man pretty quickly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

She ruined the kid. Will seems fairly stable, but Harry went full leftist moonbat. Considering the women he's dated, Meghan was a severe downturn.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2022 12:14 PM (d2bW3)

126 Turn my father's eulogy back on!!

Posted by: meggymacmccrashstain at September 08, 2022 12:14 PM (1DgE4)

127 RIP Bernard Shaw when CNN was good

I liked him too, you couldn't really sense his politics, and he seemed like a straight forward reporter. Or maybe it just felt that way in contrast from Peter Arnett and Geraldo Rivera.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:14 PM (Ivdso)

128 "never make long term plans"
-Queen Elizabeth, probably

Posted by: joe fingerblaster at September 08, 2022 12:15 PM (ZZEwZ)

129 Here's a lovely Christmas message from the Queen, given in 1958. In it, she advocates people cling to "timeless ideals" like religion, morality, honesty, and self-restraint.

https://bit.ly/3RzvLhZ

Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2022 12:15 PM (kDGvA)

130 "96 Continued from last thread, what really killed England internationally was their National Health system. Basically all of the money that they used to spend on the Navy and other military stuff started going to National Health instead, and the more it got embedded in everyone's lives, the more resources it commanded. Well, when you got no more military and everyone knows it, you ain't gonna be much on the world stage. All of Europe is in this boat, which is why they constantly run their yaps with Big Talk and they got nothing at all to back it up with.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (trdmm)"

You can recover from fiscal stupidity, even if in extremis it requires a default.

You cannot recover from foreign invasion without assimilating or ejecting the invaders. They're not positioned to do either.

Posted by: somedood at September 08, 2022 12:15 PM (yVPr3)

131 "123 Many here don't know this, but Queen Elizabeth was a frequent AOS contributor and constant lurker."

Crap! My cover's been blown.

Posted by: Prince Charles at September 08, 2022 12:15 PM (Q3oNv)

132 Also, if you look at her early years, the Queen was a very pretty woman.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2022 12:15 PM (d2bW3)

133 Give the Queen something to smile about on her way out - behead Markle.

Posted by: The_Hoser at September 08, 2022 12:15 PM (7+4Wi)

134 >>> 123 Many here don't know this, but Queen Elizabeth was a frequent AOS contributor and constant lurker.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 12:14 PM (D8mow)

No way!

Maybe one of us met her at a MoMee and didn't even realize???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2022 12:15 PM (llON8)

135 41 Guests are leaving John McCain's funeral in droves.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (Wrs74)

DURING PRIDE MONTH?!?!

Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 12:15 PM (bhRsz)

136 Did you know that when I got married, South Africans celebrated like they did when Nelson Mandela became president?

No delusions of grandeur there. Ans her two children are whiter than mine and I'm 50% Swedish

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 12:15 PM (bs+z0)

137 what could be causing all these heart arrythmias in the yutes?

https://tinyurl.com/2p92jep4

Alex Berenson knows!

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2022 12:15 PM (dCxaZ)

138 There was some talk of skipping Elizabeth's father in favor of one of the more articulate brothers.

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:15 PM (Zzbjj)

139 QEII had a great relationship with Churchill. As I understand it, he was very fond of her and helped her in her early days of the monarchy. Churchill was her first PM as a teenager.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 12:15 PM (mZ3xv)

140 Q? Release the Clinton Emails, never liked the scag...

Posted by: Queen E, from her deathbed at September 08, 2022 12:15 PM (oHd/0)

141 *insert Obama tweet noting Elizabeth's passing with a picture of himself here*

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2022 12:16 PM (I/doM)

142 Many here don't know this, but Queen Elizabeth was a frequent AOS contributor and constant lurker.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 12:14 PM (D8mow)

Fine. Blow my cover. After all these years.

Dickhole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 12:16 PM (6FeV1)

143 RIP Bernard Shaw when CNN was good, remembering being glued to the TV on the 1st Iraq war.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (dTgOy)

I first saw the news about Iraq while cooling my heels at Ramstein AB. We were on our way to Crete for live-fire missile exercises. it may have been him who was on air at that time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 08, 2022 12:16 PM (xPJvm)

144
President Biden's thoughts are with the Queen - spokesman

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know

His thoughts are also with the giant gas planets of the Andromeda Galaxy. He has some far-traveling thoughts.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2022 12:16 PM (pNxlR)

145 QEII outlived Britain.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 08, 2022 12:16 PM (nMx88)

146 I think the side piece is interested in those things, and Harry's just a simpleton who's along for the snizz.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 12:11 PM (ZGrMX)

You would think if her vagina was that magical she would've had a bigger Hollywood career.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 12:16 PM (DRSnL)

147 So Meghan and here psychodram put The Queen in the grave.

This might not be true but this is going to be my truth going forward.

Horrible wretched woman.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2022 12:16 PM (xMUot)

148 "The queen, my lord, is dead."

*Pause

"Long live the queen! Long live the queen!"

Posted by: MaxMBJ at September 08, 2022 12:17 PM (Q3oNv)

149 Meanwhile, Russia has an ally in its economic war against the EU...

Greenpeace blocks the unloading of LNG at Swedish port.

The ship is waiting for police to handle the matter before safely unloading the cargo.

Posted by: Meghan The Modest! at September 08, 2022 12:17 PM (I2/tG)

150 145 QEII outlived Britain.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 08, 2022 12:16 PM (nMx8

Sadly true

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 12:17 PM (bs+z0)

151 Any thoughts from John Lydon?

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2022 12:17 PM (dCxaZ)

152 Many here don't know this, but Queen Elizabeth was a frequent AOS contributor and constant lurker.

Posted by: Puddinhead

She had some great socks. Her hash was rUL0vrU

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 08, 2022 12:17 PM (lTGtQ)

153
Did Truss go up there to "kiss hands" on becoming PM? Did she snarl at The Queen, "There's only going to be one Liz in this country and it's not going to be you!" It would explain a lot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 12:17 PM (1Nxff)

154 It takes a certain asshole to write rumors and nasty things about your own family for public consumption. Megan the Succubus sucked whatever soul that red headed bastard had.

Well, there's your answer, right there.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 08, 2022 12:17 PM (nfrXX)

155 Maybe one of us met her at a MoMee and didn't even realize???

She was the ette that kept referring to herself in the plural.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:17 PM (Ivdso)

156 Pushing the inevitable but bet Sundowner skips the funeral?

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 08, 2022 12:17 PM (fi9mI)

157 She loved that group because she could let her hair down, didn't have to hang with a bunch of British twits.

"Jesus, they're uptight. They get rigor mortis in the prime of life in this country, standing there with their hair clenched."

Name the source.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 12:17 PM (ayzS/)

158 DC Mayor Muriel Bowser declares public emergency on migrant crisis, establishes Office of Migrant Services

https://tinyurl.com/mr45vvyz

Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2022 12:18 PM (NpAcC)

159 Meghan demanded one of the 4000 rescued Envigo beagles. For some unfathomable reason, she wanted one of the traumatized, overbred mama pups that needs constant, loving human interaction to help recover, despite the fact she has been “traveling” ever since the “rescue.” Anything for a photo-op. I doubt a funeral will stop her, either.

Posted by: EveR at September 08, 2022 12:18 PM (MUpk6)

160 Many here don't know this, but Queen Elizabeth was a frequent AOS contributor and constant lurker.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 12:14 PM (D8mow)

So that's why Ace was calling garrett a queen!

Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 12:18 PM (bhRsz)

161 Andrew is the nonce right? I mean they're all nonces but Andy is the one who was doing the horizontal tango with Virginia Guiffre.

Posted by: Broseidon at September 08, 2022 12:18 PM (DPTAH)

162 So McCain's funeral finally ran out of gas?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2022 12:18 PM (e0oGK)

163 I got most of my royalty knowledge from that Brit TV show "The Wyndsors." From it I learned Harry is illiterate.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at September 08, 2022 12:18 PM (Q3oNv)

164 Wow George Bernard Shaw only just died now? No wonder he was pro eugenics, that's some good genes.

Posted by: Broseidon at September 08, 2022 12:18 PM (DPTAH)

165 >>> 149 Meanwhile, Russia has an ally in its economic war against the EU...

Greenpeace blocks the unloading of LNG at Swedish port.

The ship is waiting for police to handle the matter before safely unloading the cargo.
Posted by: Meghan The Modest! at September 08, 2022 12:17 PM (I2/tG)

What's the phrase I'm looking for, oh yeah: "This will end well."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2022 12:18 PM (llON8)

166 Jerry Rivers aka Rivera is a special case - as in short bus special.

To get an idea of how bad, just watch the abortion of an "interview" he performed with Charles Manson some years ago. It's on YT.

Even normal people watch and start feeling sympathy for Chuck, and thinking "You know, he does have a point." LOL!!

That's a real clod right there. I've long used him and others like him as an unerring contrary indicator. He's paid well to spout bullshit, but he's not very good at it.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2022 12:18 PM (lODnU)

167 President Biden's thoughts are with the Queen - spokesman

They're always in the last place you look...

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2022 12:19 PM (Jg92y)

168 Hate to say it, but Charles is the monarch that the country deserves

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 08, 2022 12:19 PM (iFTx/)

169 Just a friendly reminder that Obama sent ZERO officials to attend Margaret Thatcher's funeral.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at September 08, 2022 12:19 PM (Q3oNv)

170 Meghan merched the wreath she sent to Philip's funeral. How will she top herself with QEII?

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at September 08, 2022 12:19 PM (fI5TH)

171
Poor Elizabeth. Taken too soon. And she was just beginning to get her life straightened out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 12:19 PM (1Nxff)

172 You can recover from fiscal stupidity, even if in extremis it requires a default.

You cannot recover from foreign invasion without assimilating or ejecting the invaders. They're not positioned to do either.
Posted by: somedood at September 08, 2022 12:15 PM (yVPr3)

Even assimilation is difficult in most cases and no guarantee of survival. The rump United States is Exhibit A in this regard.

As I wrote above, QEII outlived Britain. Not sure there are many monarchs with that distinction.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 08, 2022 12:19 PM (nMx88)

173 during WWII in England. Probably didn't work all day, every day, but she at least helped the effort.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2022 12:13 PM (d2bW3)

And her father kept the family in England instead of moving them to safety in Canada. His advisors weren't happy with it but he thought his fleeing would be bad for the morale of the country. So she lived through The Blitz and the Battle of Britain.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 08, 2022 12:19 PM (BJKQV)

174 She was a mechanic and drove trucks during WWII in England. Probably didn't work all day, every day, but she at least helped the effort.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
-------------------------------

Postergirl, Princess changing a tire must boost moral.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 12:19 PM (Y7uha)

175 168 Hate to say it, but Charles is the monarch that the country deserves
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 08, 2022 12:19 PM (iFTx/)

You might be right

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 12:19 PM (bs+z0)

176 "Maybe they'll keep him outside with the horses. His mum and his real father would've liked that." -Ace

I was drinking through a straw when I read that and nearly drowned.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 08, 2022 12:19 PM (sI15f)

177 So McCain's funeral finally ran out of gas?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2022 12:18 PM (e0oGK)

They didn't switch to EV's in time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

178 I hope on her deathbed she announces.that she's decided a new heir to the throne.

And it's Bofa.

Posted by: Broseidon at September 08, 2022 12:20 PM (DPTAH)

179 So McCain's funeral finally ran out of gas?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2022 12:18 PM (e0oGK)

It's going Green !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 08, 2022 12:20 PM (M+Lyo)

180 So, will not so Great Britain finally buckle and get themselves a Constitution? I can see problems on the immediate horizon as the Monarchy, on paper, still holds quite a bit of power, that Queen E chose not to exercise.

Who knows what silliness Charles will try.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2022 12:20 PM (oHd/0)

181 Name the source.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 12:17 PM (ayzS/)

No earthly idea.

But i read it in Dennis Farina's voice.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 12:20 PM (6FeV1)

182 >>> 158 DC Mayor Muriel Bowser declares public emergency on migrant crisis, establishes Office of Migrant Services

https://tinyurl.com/mr45vvyz
Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2022 12:18 PM (NpAcC)

Brilliant! Create a new "office", staff it with overpaid bureautards who will be loyal to you, and siphon off a percentage of the tax revenue to your own accounts.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2022 12:20 PM (llON8)

183 139 QEII had a great relationship with Churchill. As I understand it, he was very fond of her and helped her in her early days of the monarchy. Churchill was her first PM as a teenager.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 12:15 PM (mZ3xv)

The Crown covered that very well in its first two season. And I was surprised by how good John Lithgow was as an aging Churchill. I shouldn't have been surprised, it reinforced my understanding of what a fine actor he really is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 12:20 PM (trdmm)

184 178 I hope on her deathbed she announces.that she's decided a new heir to the throne.

And it's Bofa.
Posted by: Broseidon at September 08, 2022 12:20 PM (DPTAH)

=========

Nope....not gonna do it. Not gonna do it...

So...what's Bofa?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:20 PM (LvTSG)

185 Just a friendly reminder that Obama sent ZERO officials to attend Margaret Thatcher's funeral.
Posted by: MaxMBJ at September 08, 2022 12:19 PM (Q3oNv)

Well, he's a communist asshole and she wasn't.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

186 Search for it and you will see numerous picture of Queen Elizabeth shooting guns. She actually learned on Winston Churchill's Tommy Gun.

She is no lib wallflower.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 12:20 PM (mSy8I)

187 Jerry Rivers aka Rivera is a special case - as in short bus special.

Everyone knows that he's subnormal IQ, everyone knows he's terrible at his job. What nobody can figure out is how the hell he keeps getting work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:20 PM (Ivdso)

188 Supposing the worst happens and QEII moves on from this world, will the US send Kamala or her boss CornPopHolio?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 08, 2022 12:20 PM (Bd6X8)

189 England has a queen, we only have a pawn.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 08, 2022 12:21 PM (BJKQV)

190 As your King, all I can promise is I will be just as big a layabout as when I was your Prince. I will layabout on the beaches, I will layabout on the landing grounds, I will layabout in the fields and in the streets, I shall layabout in the hills and I will never work a day in my life.

Posted by: King Chuck, Layabout and Inbred at September 08, 2022 12:21 PM (2CExO)

191
So McCain's funeral finally ran out of gas?

Posted by: Anna Puma

It's press pool has skeedaddled, so, "yes".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2022 12:21 PM (pNxlR)

192 =========

Nope....not gonna do it. Not gonna do it...

So...what's Bofa?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:20 PM (LvTSG)

DEEZ NUTS.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at September 08, 2022 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

193 How can she dare die so close to Pride Month?!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 08, 2022 12:21 PM (qULaJ)

194 180 So, will not so Great Britain finally buckle and get themselves a Constitution? I can see problems on the immediate horizon as the Monarchy, on paper, still holds quite a bit of power, that Queen E chose not to exercise.

Who knows what silliness Charles will try.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2022 12:20 PM (oHd/0)

========

"Parliament can do whatever the fuck it wants as long as it never chooses to limit its power or empower its native citizens in any way shape or form. Fuck you, peasants."
-First draft, may need some work

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:21 PM (LvTSG)

195
I loved that band! So many great songs.

Under pressure...

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:21 PM (mZ3xv)

196 188 Supposing the worst happens and QEII moves on from this world, will the US send Kamala or her boss CornPopHolio?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 08, 2022 12:20 PM (Bd6X

No.. Joe will go.. Jill wants another European VaCay

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 12:21 PM (bs+z0)

197 hing the inevitable but bet Sundowner skips the funeral?

I did? So that's why I don't remember it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:21 PM (Jg92y)

198 A Range Rover carrying Princes Edward, Andrew and William has arrived at Balmoral Castle.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 12:21 PM (5Qjf9)

199 I see Meghan plotting to have William, Kate and their family all go on a plane or boat that develops major mechanical issues during heavy weather over the North Sea.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at September 08, 2022 12:21 PM (qoLdL)

200 She seems like a nice lady, but frankly, we fought a war not to care about the fate of foreign aristos.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 12:21 PM (yQpMk)

201 >>> Just a friendly reminder that Obama sent ZERO officials to attend Margaret Thatcher's funeral.

Posted by: MaxMBJ

Can't send emissaries for the woman who helped destroy the Cold War.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2022 12:21 PM (d2bW3)

202 Search for it and you will see numerous picture of Queen Elizabeth shooting guns. She actually learned on Winston Churchill's Tommy Gun.

She is no lib wallflower.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 12:20 PM

She also continued to ride her favorite horses until recently.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

203 Well actually it was Bofastein but they changed it at Ellis Island.

Posted by: Broseidon at September 08, 2022 12:22 PM (DPTAH)

204
Who knows what silliness Charles will try.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2022 12:20 PM (oHd/0)

_________

Jus prima noctae reinstated.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 12:22 PM (1Nxff)

205
Before you make fun of the UK's powerless figurehead chief executive and head of State, look around at your own backyard.

King Charles will certainly have more actual power than a US President.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 12:22 PM (oINRc)

206 203 Well actually it was Bofastein but they changed it at Ellis Island.
Posted by: Broseidon at September 08, 2022 12:22 PM (DPTAH)

========

I thought it was Bofauble, and they changed it during WWI?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:23 PM (LvTSG)

207 I shouldn't have been surprised, it reinforced my understanding of what a fine actor he really is.

yeah Lithgow is always good. He just didn't take prestigious big roles, he always seems to just take the roles that look fun and interesting to him rather than career-building.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:23 PM (Ivdso)

208 I see Meghan plotting to have William, Kate and their family all go on a plane or boat that develops major mechanical issues during heavy weather over the North Sea.

Good, I need the company.

Posted by: Capt. Glenn Miller at September 08, 2022 12:23 PM (ayzS/)

209 Can't send emissaries for the woman who helped destroy the Cold War.

Obama and Putin are agreed that the fall of the Soviet Union was a catastrophe.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 08, 2022 12:23 PM (I2/tG)

210 Without the Queen, the UK will starve, shivering in the darkness.

Oh.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 12:23 PM (6TxNR)

211 QEII had a great relationship with Churchill. As I understand it, he was very fond of her and helped her in her early days of the monarchy. Churchill was her first PM as a teenager.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Churchill started his political career with Queen Victoria and ended it with Elizabeth. That is one heck of a bridge.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 08, 2022 12:23 PM (lTGtQ)

212
King Charles will certainly have more actual power than a US President.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 12:22 PM (oINRc)

He'll have a pen, phone AND notepad?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

213 162 So McCain's funeral finally ran out of gas?

this just demonstrates the depths of putin's perfidy in cutting off the nordstream pipelines.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 08, 2022 12:23 PM (mvtaG)

214 175. Liz Truss unbanned fracking, so maybe there's a will to defy the WEF and Kalorama after all.

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:23 PM (Zzbjj)

215
The Queen is "comfortable", it added.

__________

Her temperature is stable.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 12:23 PM (1Nxff)

216 I was stationed in England on Sep 11. I was actually in London that day. Props to the Queen for playing the National Anthem at Buckingham Palace on the following day. Not a dry eye in sight, at least among us Yanks.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 08, 2022 12:23 PM (p1AQo)

217 "will the US send Kamala or her boss CornPopHolio?"
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com

I could never sit next to you guys at a funeral.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 08, 2022 12:23 PM (sI15f)

218 100 RIP Bernard Shaw when CNN was good, remembering being glued to the TV on the 1st Iraq war.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (dTgOy)

Bernard Shaw was a leftist snake. I mourn him NOT.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2022 12:24 PM (BdMk6)

219 We have our own Queen. He goes by the name of David French.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 12:24 PM (mSy8I)

220 Hate to say it, but Charles is the monarch that the country deserves

King Charles the Final

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2022 12:24 PM (Jg92y)

221
We have our own Queen. He goes by the name of David French.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 12:24 PM (mSy8I)

Zhe's also the Pope.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 12:24 PM (oINRc)

222
yeah Lithgow is always good. He just didn't take prestigious big roles, he always seems to just take the roles that look fun and interesting to him rather than career-building.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:23 PM (Ivdso)

He was at his best in Cliffhanger. Really.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

223 Who knows what silliness Charles will try.

Do you think converting to Islam will interfere with my Church of England responsibilities?

Posted by: Charles The Dull! at September 08, 2022 12:24 PM (I2/tG)

224 212. He can't issue decrees at all. Biden can and does

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:24 PM (Zzbjj)

225 219 We have our own Queen. He goes by the name of David French.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 12:24 PM (mSy8I)

========

"That bitch doesn't have long to keep that title."
-Allahpundit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

226 > President Biden's thoughts are with the Queen - spokesman

no they are not
he's thinking about lunch. And if he should poop first.

Posted by: DB at September 08, 2022 12:24 PM (geLO8)

227 More silly things?

Charles did marry a horse

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2022 12:24 PM (e0oGK)

228 Read Prince Harry headed to Balmoral as Prince Harry beheaded in Balmoral.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 08, 2022 12:07 PM (lz5hY)

don't tease me with a good time...

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at September 08, 2022 12:25 PM (WhsXQ)

229 We have our own Queen. He goes by the name of David French.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 12:24 PM (mSy8I)

Racist.

Posted by: Don LeMon at September 08, 2022 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

230 24 Damn, at a fast glance I thought it read Prince Charles has traveled to Ballsac with his wife, the Duchess of Cornhole
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2022 12:05 PM (VwHCD)

Jeeze, it's always about Balsac! Balsac, Balsac, BALSAC!

Posted by: Beefcake the Mighty at September 08, 2022 12:25 PM (DTX3h)

231 How's Pippa's backside doing these days?

Posted by: mr tmz at September 08, 2022 12:25 PM (rJ48h)

232 no they are not
he's thinking about lunch. And if he should poop first.

That ship has sailed.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 12:25 PM (ayzS/)

233
========

"That bitch doesn't have long to keep that title."
-Allahpundit
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

But he retired that alias.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

234 about 35 years ago, a friend of mine in Albany would hold the occasional auction
he was a real river rat that came to Woodstock and never went home
I previewed an auction he was having and he had this very interesting box on stand
he told me that he thought it would bring at least 800 to a grand. I thought to my self, shit I'll give 3 maybe 5K

when the auction as held, a guy from Jeremy Limited showed
he bought the box for the Queen, Paid like 700K

even had a photostat of the original drawing for the box by Robert Adams
I think at 700K he stole the fucker

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 12:25 PM (us2H3)

235 233 "That bitch doesn't have long to keep that title."
-Allahpundit
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

But he retired that alias.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

========

I'm not learning his name.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:25 PM (LvTSG)

236 Lithgow was too tall to play Churchill. But other than that he played it well.

Posted by: DB at September 08, 2022 12:25 PM (geLO8)

237 We have our own Queen. He goes by the name of David French.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 12:24 PM (mSy8I)

Zhe's also the Pope.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 12:24 PM (oINRc)

Wears an Admirals Uniform.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2022 12:25 PM (oHd/0)

238 "Prince Harry is headed to Balmoral, where Buckingham Palace..."
--
I initially read that as "Prince Harry is beheaded..."

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 12:26 PM (NWBBy)

239
Jeeze, it's always about Balsac! Balsac, Balsac, BALSAC!
Posted by: Beefcake the Mighty at September 08, 2022 12:25 PM (DTX3h)

I thought he died and GWAR was no more.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

240 Bring out yer dead! Bring out yer dead!
That'll be ninepence.

Posted by: Dead Collector at September 08, 2022 12:26 PM (V8UMs)

241 I had heard that Queen Elizabeth could pass over Charles and designate William as the next King. That would be fun to watch.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at September 08, 2022 12:26 PM (qoLdL)

242
Jeeze, it's always about Balsac! Balsac, Balsac, BALSAC!
Posted by: Beefcake the Mighty at September 08, 2022 12:25 PM (DTX3h)

________

Chaucher! Rabelais! Balzac!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 12:26 PM (1Nxff)

243 Who knows what silliness Charles will try.

If Elizabeth grabs him tightly at the end, will he get pulled away, too?

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2022 12:26 PM (Jg92y)

244 Brilliant! Create a new "office", staff it with overpaid bureautards who will be loyal to you, and siphon off a percentage of the tax revenue to your own accounts.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2022 12
*********
She expects to be reimbursed.
Meanwhile, Biden and his administration have done nothing for Texas, but you better believe they are going to help her out.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2022 12:26 PM (NpAcC)

245 >>> 214 175. Liz Truss unbanned fracking, so maybe there's a will to defy the WEF and Kalorama after all.
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:23 PM (Zzbjj)

I thought she was a WEF ~~Schwab Youth~~ Young Leader. If anything maybe they've decided to back off, temporarily, having finally noticed a bunch of pissed of farmers who aren't willing to starve to appease greentards.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2022 12:27 PM (llON8)

246 They should appoint that lady that horsewhipped animal activists while on a fox hunt. She seems like she has the stuff to be in charge. England has done well with queens and rarely well with kings in the past.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:27 PM (Ivdso)

247 A majority of voters, including a third of Democrats, support efforts to impeach unpopular President Joe Biden.

But in a related question about Republican promises to make good on impeachment threats, expectations for action are down on the chances the GOP will follow through.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 08, 2022 12:27 PM (A7urr)

248 "I initially read that as "Prince Harry is beheaded..."
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 12:26 PM (NWBBy)"

Where is Henry VIII when you need him.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 12:27 PM (mSy8I)

249 I was born the year Queen Elizabeth took the throne. I'm old.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 08, 2022 12:27 PM (eGTCV)

250 So...what's Bofa?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:20 PM (LvTSG)

DEEZ NUTS.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at September 08, 2022 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

GOTTEM!!!

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 12:27 PM (ZGrMX)

251 >I had heard that Queen Elizabeth could pass over Charles and designate William as the next King. That would be fun to watch.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude

that's not how it works

Posted by: DB at September 08, 2022 12:27 PM (geLO8)

252
I had heard that Queen Elizabeth could pass over Charles and designate William as the next King. That would be fun to watch.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at September 08, 2022 12:26 PM (qoLdL)

_________

The Prince in the Tower, Part II.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 12:27 PM (1Nxff)

253 My dad is a cunt

Posted by: Willie Arthur at September 08, 2022 12:28 PM (P1TGI)

254 We have our own Queen. He goes by the name of David French.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 12:24 PM (mSy8I)

Zhe's also the Pope.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 12:24 PM (oINRc)

Wears an Admirals Uniform.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2022 12:25 PM (oHd/0)

Was seen drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 12:28 PM (NWBBy)

255 children of Elizabeth II:

Charles, Prince of Wales (b. 194

Anne, Princess Royal (b. 1950)
Prince Andrew, Duke of York (b. 1960)
Prince Edward, Earl of Wessex (b. 1964)

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 12:28 PM (RuTUS)

256 "That bitch doesn't have long to keep that title."
-Allahpundit
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

heh - I've been keeping an eye an HA to see if they've changed any since he got the boot. I've noticed that the reposts of the idiocy from the Bulwark and the Dispatch looks like it's stopped. Those two outfits have now probably lost 90% of their public exposure thanks to the change.

It doesn't make HA any good yet (Morrissey is the new Editor in Chief) but it's not as bad as it was.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 12:28 PM (trdmm)

257 Range Rover carrying Princes Edward, Andrew and William has arrived at Balmoral Castle.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 12:21 PM (5Qjf9)

Did they tip the tow truck driver?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2022 12:28 PM (h+wzp)

258 Thought Gary Oldman was a good Churchill.

Better than Brian Dennehy, anyway.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:28 PM (mZ3xv)

259 247 A majority of voters, including a third of Democrats, support efforts to impeach unpopular President Joe Biden.

But in a related question about Republican promises to make good on impeachment threats, expectations for action are down on the chances the GOP will follow through.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 08, 2022 12:27 PM (A7urr)

========

Impeachment is failure theater.

The Senate will never convict.

If you want actual, positive action from the federal GOP, then you advocate for budget standoffs, at a minimum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:28 PM (LvTSG)

260 the last thing that the Queen is gonna want to see is Markle's punim

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 12:28 PM (us2H3)

261 Chaucer!

Posted by: Ziba at September 08, 2022 12:28 PM (4h9M3)

262 I had heard that Queen Elizabeth could pass over Charles and designate William as the next King. That would be fun to watch.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at September 08, 2022 12:26 PM (qoLdL)

Since William and Mary, the royal succession has been completely under Parliament's control.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 12:28 PM (yQpMk)

263 Henry VIII would have had Markle at the Tower for a close haircut within a day of meeting her.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2022 12:28 PM (e0oGK)

264 that's not how it works
Posted by: DB at September 08, 2022 12:27 PM (geLO

She could have Charles killed.

You know, say something while in the presence of her guards. Won't someone rid me of this troublesome prince....

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 12:28 PM (6TxNR)

265 180 So, will not so Great Britain finally buckle and get themselves a Constitution? I can see problems on the immediate horizon as the Monarchy, on paper, still holds quite a bit of power, that Queen E chose not to exercise.

Who knows what silliness Charles will try.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2022 12:20 PM (oHd/0)

It would be interesting to see what socialist monstrosity the British would conceive.

The current system might be best for them, though I have a hard time seeing how it survives. I once read a comment years ago, probably at Samizdata, that criticized British attempts at institutional reform because they not only tended to copy America but that they took all the worst of it.

Posted by: Robert at September 08, 2022 12:29 PM (dDBQa)

266
He was at his best in Cliffhanger. Really.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Nope. Professor Emilio Lizardo, in "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension"

Laugh-a while you can, Monkey Boy!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2022 12:29 PM (pNxlR)

267 Is the Tower of London still available?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Prince William at September 08, 2022 12:29 PM (lf83v)

268 "I initially read that as "Prince Harry is beheaded..."
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 12:26 PM (NWBBy)"

Where is Henry VIII when you need him.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 12:27 PM (mSy8I)

If you ask the Catholics, they'd say "in hell."

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 12:29 PM (NWBBy)

269 that's not how it works
Posted by: DB at September 08, 2022 12:27 PM (geLO

I'm pretty sure Parliament gets a big say in whoever's next on the throne.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 12:29 PM (trdmm)

270 Starting to see evidence of online lefties prepping to dance on her grave

Posted by: 29Victor at September 08, 2022 12:29 PM (BJKQV)

271 245. I'm not sure you have to really sell your soul to be a fellow. It's possible to learn what you can and reject the philosophy. I'm sure more than a few of us had twisted to leftist garbage in college. Yet we did not cave.

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:29 PM (Zzbjj)

272 God bless the Queen. As for the Harkles, the devil takes care of his own.

Posted by: Mari at September 08, 2022 12:29 PM (zm+d5)

273 Who knows what silliness Charles will try.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2022 12:20 PM (oHd/0)
Jus prima noctae reinstated.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 12:22 PM (1Nxff)

And Rape Gangs for all peaceful muzzies.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 08, 2022 12:29 PM (2CExO)

274 **I** should be the next Queen!

It's time to shake up this racist monarchy!

Posted by: Meghan! at September 08, 2022 12:29 PM (I2/tG)

275 Better than Brian Dennehy, anyway.

Nah, he didn't play Churchill, he played the Empire.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:30 PM (Ivdso)

276 256 It doesn't make HA any good yet (Morrissey is the new Editor in Chief) but it's not as bad as it was.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 12:28 PM (trdmm)

======

Morrissey is like CAC. Where CAC was laying out plans for the GOP to win PA up until 2016, Morrissey was doing the same with MN and WI. When Trump won PA and WI (and did surprisingly well in MN) in 2016, Trump had done it the wrong way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

277 Interesting article on China's Lost Decade and what's coming up. In short: dictators suck.

https://tinyurl.com/ycy24mub

Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 12:30 PM (ayzS/)

278

Since William and Mary, the royal succession has been completely under Parliament's control.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 12:28 PM (yQpMk)

________

So any of us have a chance?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 12:30 PM (1Nxff)

279 Prayers for Liz

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 08, 2022 12:30 PM (gbzeC)

280 >>But he retired that alias.

"Why we must celebrate the Queen's passing with a hotdog sandwich on the Couch watching a Marvel movie, because Trump and his voters made her die!"
-- Allahpundit trying to adopt the editorial aesthetic in his new gig at The Dispatch

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2022 12:30 PM (I/doM)

281 >>>He was at his best in Cliffhanger. Really.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Not gonna lie, I thought he was great in that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2022 12:30 PM (d2bW3)

282 Bofa?

Please.

It's Bofa Deez.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 08, 2022 12:30 PM (JOtiF)

283 Dennehy played Scotland, I thought.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:30 PM (mZ3xv)

284 She could have Charles killed.

No, she could. For real. As far as I understand it, the crown still runs the intelligence operations in England.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:30 PM (Ivdso)

285 I didn't realize the Queen had 4 children. Who is Prince Edward?

Posted by: mr tmz at September 08, 2022 12:31 PM (rJ48h)

286 269. They stick with tradition. Charles will be King. If they didn't skip his grandfather, they won't skip him.

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:31 PM (Zzbjj)

287 284 She could have Charles killed.

No, she could. For real. As far as I understand it, the crown still runs the intelligence operations in England.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:30 PM (Ivdso)

========

Send in Benoit Blanc!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

288
Nope. Professor Emilio Lizardo, in "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension"

Laugh-a while you can, Monkey Boy!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2022 12:29 PM (pNxlR)

LOL, that line always cracks me up, and for me he's one of the best parts of that movie! It's always fun to watch a good actor say "hey you wanna see what Over the Top looks like? THIS is Over the Top!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 12:31 PM (trdmm)

289 He was at his best in Cliffhanger. Really.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Nope. Professor Emilio Lizardo, in "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension"

Laugh-a while you can, Monkey Boy!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2022 12:29 PM (pNxlR)

He was great in Dexter.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 12:31 PM (DRSnL)

290 267 Is the Tower of London still available?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Prince William at September 08, 2022 12:29 PM (lf83v)

Weddings, Bar/Bat mitzvehs, baptisms, and the occasional beheading...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:31 PM (ynpvh)

291 Off crusty sock

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 12:31 PM (mZ3xv)

292 President Biden's thoughts are with the Queen - spokesman
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 12:11 PM (5Qjf9)

i suspect his thoughts with queen are if Freddie was better than the replacement or not...

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at September 08, 2022 12:31 PM (WhsXQ)

293 >I'm pretty sure Parliament gets a big say in whoever's next on the throne.

no it doesn't

Posted by: DB at September 08, 2022 12:31 PM (geLO8)

294 Morrissey is like CAC. Where CAC was laying out plans for the GOP to win PA up until 2016, Morrissey was doing the same with MN and WI. When Trump won PA and WI (and did surprisingly well in MN) in 2016, Trump had done it the wrong way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

My favorite was when CAC dropped by to see how we were. After calling us all a bunch of racists in the NYT.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 12:32 PM (6TxNR)

295
"Elizabeth was fortunate to have reigned long enough to witness my administration." - B. Obama

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 12:32 PM (1Nxff)

296 >>>He was at his best in Cliffhanger. Really.

The best part of Cliffhanger was peak Janine Turner.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 12:32 PM (yQpMk)

297 >>>**I** should be the next Queen!

It's time to shake up this racist monarchy!

Posted by: Meghan!

I read an article on the Daily Mail a while back and - get this - most Brits despise Meghan. How is that possible?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2022 12:32 PM (d2bW3)

298 274 **I** should be the next Queen!

It's time to shake up this racist monarchy!

Posted by: Meghan! at September 08, 2022 12:29 PM (I2/tG)

If anyone will be queen, it'll be your husband...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

299 I christen thee, Charles the Bigears, King of Dickheads.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 12:32 PM (mSy8I)

300 Queen Elizabeth: But I don't want to go on the cart!

Prince Charles: Quiet you. You'll be dead in a minute.

Queen Elizabeth: I feel better. I'll go for a walk

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2022 12:32 PM (4I/2K)

301 Starting to see evidence of online lefties prepping to dance on her grave
Posted by: 29Victor at September 08, 2022 12:29 PM (BJKQV)

I thought they were still busy drooling and crying tears of joy over Barry and Big Mike?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 12:32 PM (ptqGC)

302 The George Floyd Golden Funeral Coach is winging it's way over to Yurrup as we speak. I hope the Queen gets as Royal a sendoff as St. George got. Hopefully, with less riots and destruction, though.

Posted by: Royal Coachman at September 08, 2022 12:32 PM (PIlQh)

303 My ancestors fought to end British rule in America. We saved the British in both World Wars. However, Elizabeth, served in WW2 and her family stayed in London throughout the entire war. She's the last of a type of English Royal - stiff upper lip type.

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2022 12:32 PM (gmo/4)

304
For a small percentage of people, a college education is fully radicalizing and heart-hardening. They become lifelong dissidents from the terrible experience at the hands of our Jacobin clerisy.

But most are successfully molded into bien pensant midwits who always robotically Support the Current Thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 12:33 PM (oINRc)

305 239 I thought he died and GWAR was no more.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

I haven't paid attention to GWAR since Brockie OD'd on junk a la "Destroyed." Maybe the newer material is fine but I have no interest.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 08, 2022 12:33 PM (DTX3h)

306 Wears an Admirals Uniform.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2022 12:25 PM (oHd/0)

Was seen drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 12:28 PM (NWBBy)

Hair status?

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 08, 2022 12:33 PM (xPJvm)

307 Back in February Queen Elizabeth said that Camilla would be Queen consort when Charles takes the throne.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2022 12:33 PM (NpAcC)

308 >>He was at his best in Cliffhanger. Really.

Good in The Accountant. Perfectly captured the do-gooder CEO with zero ethics.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2022 12:33 PM (I/doM)

309 I read an article on the Daily Mail a while back and - get this - most Brits despise Meghan. How is that possible?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2022 12:32 PM (d2bW3)

Because they know that Harry is illegitimate.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 08, 2022 12:33 PM (sI15f)

310 293 >I'm pretty sure Parliament gets a big say in whoever's next on the throne.

no it doesn't
Posted by: DB at September 08, 2022 12:31 PM (geLO

yes it does.

Posted by: The GLorious Revolution of 1688 at September 08, 2022 12:33 PM (trdmm)

311 Ted Cruz points out it has been common for the White House Press Sec to spin, but KJP flat out lies. Specifically he called out her brazen lie that "nobody is walking across the border."

https://bit.ly/3QtE9y4

Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2022 12:33 PM (kDGvA)

312 "Jesus, they're uptight. They get rigor mortis in the prime of life in this country, standing there with their hair clenched."

Name the source.

Nothing? Wow, you people are slipping. It's from A Fish Called Wanda.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 12:33 PM (ayzS/)

313 304 But most are successfully molded into bien pensant midwits who always robotically Support the Current Thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 12:33 PM (oINRc)

========

You only support Current Thing?

I support Next Thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:33 PM (LvTSG)

314 283 Dennehy played Scotland, I thought.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:30 PM (mZ3xv)

Real Gravity...uh, Gravitas in that role

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

315 Sobering piece by Daniel Greenfield yesterday on Biden and 2024 election. Yes, he could win.

Posted by: Ziba at September 08, 2022 12:33 PM (4h9M3)

316 DC Mayor Muriel Bowser declares public emergency on migrant crisis, establishes Office of Migrant Services
__________

Welcome to the party, pal!

Posted by: America at September 08, 2022 12:33 PM (lf83v)

317 I'm Earl and this is my brother Earl and my other brother Earl.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 12:33 PM (ZB6WQ)

318 I read an article on the Daily Mail a while back and - get this - most Brits despise Meghan. How is that possible?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2022 12:32 PM (d2bW3)

Racists. Duh.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 12:33 PM (6TxNR)

319 Thought Gary Oldman was a good Churchill.

Better than Brian Dennehy, anyway.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:28 PM (mZ3xv)

I thought Dennehy was good as the blitz in that movie.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 12:33 PM (NWBBy)

320 I read an article on the Daily Mail a while back and - get this - most Brits despise Meghan. How is that possible?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2022 12:32 PM (d2bW3)

She's black, and they're racists.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 12:34 PM (DRSnL)

321 Better than Brian Dennehy, anyway.

Nah, he didn't play Churchill, he played the Empire.

His role in Armageddon as the asteroid was under appreciated

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 08, 2022 12:34 PM (uQhjg)

322 285 I didn't realize the Queen had 4 children. Who is Prince Edward?

Posted by: mr tmz at September 08, 2022 12:31 PM (rJ48h)

Not in the can...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:34 PM (ynpvh)

323 >>>Because they know that Harry is illegitimate.

Posted by: Miss Issippi

Good point.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2022 12:34 PM (d2bW3)

324 around Kindom REDACTED, I sit on the throne !!

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 12:34 PM (us2H3)

325
I'm sure more than a few of us had twisted to leftist garbage in college.

Let's twist again like we did last summer.

Posted by: Chubby Exchequer at September 08, 2022 12:34 PM (63Dwl)

326 My favorite was when CAC dropped by to see how we were. After calling us all a bunch of racists in the NYT.
Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 12:32 PM (6TxNR)

Prick, after all the help he got here.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2022 12:35 PM (Rl7KJ)

327 Like them or not the Royal Family are the only thing that has stopped the commies from completely taking over that shithole.

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2022 12:35 PM (+a1LX)

328 Wears an Admirals Uniform.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2022 12:25 PM (oHd/0)

Was seen drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 12:28 PM (NWBBy)

Hair status?
Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 08, 2022 12:33 PM (xPJvm)

Perfect!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 12:35 PM (NWBBy)

329 311 Ted Cruz points out it has been common for the White House Press Sec to spin, but KJP flat out lies. Specifically he called out her brazen lie that "nobody is walking across the border."

https://bit.ly/3QtE9y4
Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2022 12:33 PM (kDGvA)

Right on the spot!

I mean, it isn't like this happened a while ago. And that everyone else already knows.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 12:35 PM (6TxNR)

330 293 >I'm pretty sure Parliament gets a big say in whoever's next on the throne.

no it doesn't

Posted by: DB at September 08, 2022 12:31 PM (geLO

But I paid 5 quid for an argument. That's just being contrary.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:35 PM (ynpvh)

331 I didn't realize the Queen had 4 children. Who is Prince Edward?
___________

He's actually a pretty good guy. Serious businessman not caught up in the trappings of royalty or celebrity.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 12:35 PM (lf83v)

332 316 DC Mayor Muriel Bowser declares public emergency on migrant crisis, establishes Office of Migrant Services

And everyone knows the quickest way to solve a problem is hiring a bunch of bureaucrats.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 08, 2022 12:35 PM (uQhjg)

333 God Save the Queen.

https://youtu.be/02D2T3wGCYg

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 12:35 PM (yHsuS)

334
But he retired that alias.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

========

I'm not learning his name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang

Suffice to say that they hired AP as the new token wop.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2022 12:35 PM (n+4am)

335 The one time I saw Meghan sparkles in a movie was Horrible Bosses. Fortunately, her screen time was minimal, and I don't think she had even one line of dialogue. Still, it was off-putting.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 08, 2022 12:35 PM (xPJvm)

336 No good deed goes unpunished.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2022 12:35 PM (Rl7KJ)

Well let's just say he wasn't well received.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 12:36 PM (6TxNR)

337 299 I christen thee, Charles the Bigears, King of Dickheads.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 12:32 PM (mSy8I)

Jugear Charles sounds better

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:36 PM (ynpvh)

338 Chaucer!
Posted by: Ziba at September 08, 2022 12:28 PM (4h9M3)

Raballaise!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2022 12:36 PM (4I/2K)

339
You only support Current Thing?

I support Next Thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:33 PM (LvTSG)

Tread carefully.

The Next Thing is often a full repudiation of the Current Thing.

You're saying you might possibly not Support the Current Thing. That's been noted.

Posted by: Institutions at September 08, 2022 12:36 PM (oINRc)

340 Supposedly MM isn't joining the royal family with the queen today:

https://tinyurl.com/yuyhxcu7

Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2022 12:36 PM (Rl7KJ)

341 Ted Cruz points out it has been common for the White House Press Sec to spin, but KJP flat out lies. Specifically he called out her brazen lie that "nobody is walking across the border."

https://bit.ly/3QtE9y4
Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2022 12:33 PM (kDGvA)

They all need to be calling the Democrats liars, all the time, and not just when it's politically advantageous to do so.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 12:36 PM (NWBBy)

342 Specifically he called out her brazen lie that "nobody is walking across the border."

Her latest whopper is that it was Republican governors who kept the lockdowns going and they all ended quickly under Biden because he opposed them.

I mean, its one thing to create your own reality in your head but to be the spokesperson for the US Government and do so is a bit much.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:36 PM (Ivdso)

343
Specifically he called out her brazen lie that "nobody is walking across the border."

_________

Riding, crawling, strutting, bicycling, perambulating, slouching, but not walking.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 12:36 PM (1Nxff)

344 >But I paid 5 quid for an argument. That's just being contrary.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

No it isn't

Posted by: DB at September 08, 2022 12:36 PM (geLO8)

345 He's actually a pretty good guy. Serious businessman not caught up in the trappings of royalty or celebrity.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 12:35

His wife Sophie is very down-to-earth and is one of a small handful of women the Queen is very close to.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 12:37 PM (ptqGC)

346 306 Wears an Admirals Uniform.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2022 12:25 PM (oHd/0)

Was seen drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 12:28 PM (NWBBy)

Hair status?

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 08, 2022 12:33 PM (xPJvm)

drapes match the carpet

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:37 PM (ynpvh)

347 A long cold winter in store for England and the EU.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 08, 2022 12:37 PM (q7YwT)

348 t doesn't make HA any good yet (Morrissey is the new Editor in Chief) but it's not as bad as it was.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 12:28 PM (trdmm)

That goofball Patterico has a post up that says Allahpussy is his favorite blogger and that he bought a lifetime membership to the Dispatch, what a cuck

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 08, 2022 12:37 PM (M+Lyo)

349 I am King of the Britons!

An aquatic tart lobbed a scimitar at me and I am not currently covered in shit!

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2022 12:37 PM (gmo/4)

350 Chaucer!
Posted by: Ziba at September 08, 2022 12:28 PM (4h9M3)

Raballaise!

Don't be saucy with me, Bearnaise!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 12:37 PM (ayzS/)

351
yeah Lithgow is always good. He just didn't take prestigious big roles, he always seems to just take the roles that look fun and interesting to him rather than career-building.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:23 PM (Ivds

He also did a good job of play a creepy serial killer in Dexter.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2022 12:37 PM (BdMk6)

352 children of Elizabeth II:

Charles, Prince of Wales (b. 194
Anne, Princess Royal (b. 1950)
Prince Andrew, Duke of York (b. 1960)
Prince Edward, Earl of Wessex (b. 1964)

The good old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up the hill
Then (allegedly) molested Virgina again

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 08, 2022 12:37 PM (Bd6X8)

353 347 A long cold winter in store for England and the EU.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 08, 2022 12:37 PM (q7YwT)

========

"I'll just put on another layer then, shall I?"
-Prim British subject

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:37 PM (LvTSG)

354 Rees Mogg has spoken "... gravest concern ..."

Parliament got private messages early this morning before Truss spoke.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 12:38 PM (5Qjf9)

355
He's actually a pretty good guy. Serious businessman not caught up in the trappings of royalty or celebrity.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 12:35 PM (lf83v)

__________

Anne is a good egg too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 12:38 PM (1Nxff)

356 158 DC Mayor Muriel Bowser declares public emergency on migrant crisis, establishes Office of Migrant Services

LOL DC is now a border town LOL get fucked

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 12:38 PM (cxG4V)

357 332 The quickest way to solve a problem is hiring staff and immediate family.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 08, 2022 12:38 PM (lz5hY)

358 DC Mayor Muriel Bowser declares public emergency on migrant crisis, establishes Office of Migrant Services

Hell for a liberal is being forced to experience the consequences of their own policies.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 08, 2022 12:38 PM (BJKQV)

359 Good job, Ted. You're only a week late.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2022 12:38 PM (h+wzp)

360 Prince Edward has it made, he has zero responsibilities, doesn't even have to show up for major events, and gets a big slice of the massive welfare payoffs the royal family gets every day. Plus, he's prince so he can go anywhere and do pretty much anything. Prince Edward can walk to the front of the line of any night club and get star treatment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:38 PM (Ivdso)

361 We need the funk.

Ya gotta have some funk.

Posted by: Parliament at September 08, 2022 12:38 PM (lf83v)

362 English: "God Save the Queen. We MEAN it. We don't want ANY of her children..."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

363 It's me. I just got the call from Liz. She picked me to hold her throne until Chuck goes all bai'Din. Just kidding, hardly know her.

Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2022 12:39 PM (oRWDD)

364 Supposedly MM isn't joining the royal family with the queen today:

https://tinyurl.com/yuyhxcu7
Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2022 12:36 PM (Rl7KJ)

I'm sure she'll do another interview with Oprah and cry about how she was snubbed.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 12:39 PM (DRSnL)

365 >DC Mayor Muriel Bowser declares public emergency on migrant crisis, establishes Office of Migrant Services

more make-work jobs for Local Indigenous Personnel

Posted by: DB at September 08, 2022 12:39 PM (geLO8)

366 BabylonBee: FBI Drops Investigation After Discovering Trump's Top Secret Nuclear Documents Were Just Print-Outs Of Hillary Clinton Emails

Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2022 12:39 PM (RHGPo)

367 Prince Edward can walk to the front of the line of any night club and get star treatment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:38 PM (Ivdso)

Plus he's got a whole island!

It's in Canada, so not like anyone wants to go there, but its an island.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 12:39 PM (6TxNR)

368 *sniff*

Posted by: Prince Charles of Tampon at September 08, 2022 12:39 PM (Xrfse)

369 "I'll just put on another layer then, shall I?"
-Prim British subject

Let's.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 12:39 PM (ayzS/)

370 Who gets the Ipod with Obama's speeches? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 12:40 PM (yHsuS)

371 She could be summoning them all so she can have them all in one place...

All too easy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2022 12:40 PM (HJDAV)

372 302 The George Floyd Golden Funeral Coach is winging it's way over to Yurrup as we speak. I hope the Queen gets as Royal a sendoff as St. George got. Hopefully, with less riots and destruction, though.
Posted by: Royal Coachman at September 08, 2022 12:32 PM (PIlQh)

Are you saying QEII overdosed on fentanyl?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 08, 2022 12:40 PM (nMx88)

373 Prince Edward can walk to the front of the line of any night club and get star treatment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:38 PM (Ivdso)

Prince is going to party like it's 1999.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 08, 2022 12:40 PM (BJKQV)

374 BabylonBee: FBI Drops Investigation After Discovering Trump's Top Secret Nuclear Documents Were Just Print-Outs Of Hillary Clinton Emails

Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2022 12:39 PM (RHGPo)

Damn!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 12:40 PM (yHsuS)

375 >Specifically he called out her brazen lie that "nobody is walking across the border."

To be fair, swimming across the border isn't walking.

~KJP, probably

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 08, 2022 12:40 PM (NgqoH)

376 358 DC Mayor Muriel Bowser declares public emergency on migrant crisis, establishes Office of Migrant Services

Hell for a liberal is being forced to experience the consequences of their own policies.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 08, 2022 12:38 PM (BJKQV)

=========

But Abbott sending the busloads wasn't going to do anything. Not a single thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

377 She was a mechanic during WWII, and still loved driving her own car when she could.

Charles is going to be a woke disaster.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 12:09 PM (ptqGC)

IIRC, she owned Land Rovers for her personal estates, and enjoyed doing routine service work on them herself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2022 12:41 PM (2LAlT)

378 Cruz and friends could have helped Trump on illegal immigration. They investigated him instead. Any of their bold bleating now will disintegrate into slime if they get both houses and the presidency again. This is posturing

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:41 PM (Zzbjj)

379 369 "I'll just put on another layer then, shall I?"
-Prim British subject

Let's.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 12:39 PM (ayzS/)

========

Dear me, it is nippy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:41 PM (LvTSG)

380 324 around Kindom REDACTED, I sit on the throne !!

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 12:34 PM (us2H3)

And Mrs. Redacted is always saying, "When'll you be done! I need to use it too!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

381 She could be summoning them all so she can have them all in one place...

All too easy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2022 12:40 PM (HJDAV)

*ding ding ding*

Posted by: QEII franticly banging the bell on her wheelchair at September 08, 2022 12:41 PM (yQpMk)

382 Queen Elizabeth: I feel fine. I'm getting better,

Prince Charles: Oh don't be such a baby.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2022 12:41 PM (4I/2K)

383 IIRC, she owned Land Rovers for her personal estates, and enjoyed doing routine service work on them herself.

yeah well with those cars you kind of have to!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 08, 2022 12:41 PM (w0NJk)

384 The Queen has requested my presence at her bedside, so I will be traveling to Scotland. As she so touchingly put it, "someone has to clean my backside, so get the most experienced person you can find".

Posted by: Joe Biden of the Round Table at September 08, 2022 12:41 PM (ylZY8)

385 Queen Elizabeth was 51 when the Sex Pistols released "God Save the Queen." (1977)

Time flies.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 08, 2022 12:41 PM (rJ48h)

386 He also did a good job of play a creepy serial killer in Dexter.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2022 12:37 PM (BdMk6)

You could have never guessed Harry and the Hendersons would be a very good movie. At least I didn't .

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 12:42 PM (ZB6WQ)

387 Wallis Simpson > Megan Markle

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2022 12:42 PM (e0oGK)

388 378 Cruz and friends could have helped Trump on illegal immigration. They investigated him instead. Any of their bold bleating now will disintegrate into slime if they get both houses and the presidency again. This is posturing
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:41 PM (Zzbjj)

Teddy soon will announce China may be a problem.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 08, 2022 12:42 PM (nMx88)

389 There’s a touching story that the Queen was at some official function with Mrs. Thatcher after the latter had started showing signs of dementia (and long after she was out of office). The Queen took Maggie’s hand and led her around the room and introduced the other attendees to her.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2022 12:42 PM (Ab2uT)

390 Scotland.

Come for the single malt.

Stay for the state funeral.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 12:42 PM (lf83v)

391 Blackadder > Prince Charles

Posted by: 29Victor at September 08, 2022 12:42 PM (BJKQV)

392 >>I'm pretty sure Parliament gets a big say in whoever's next on the throne.

King Starchild

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 12:42 PM (PSRKd)

393 It's not enough to just call them liars.... they do that to us with every breath they take. Rigorously point out exactly how they are lying, what the truth is, and how we can know it is the truth regardless of what you might think about me or whoever is saying it.

Show timestamped Border Patrol video of people walking across the border. Show lots and lots of it. Torrent that shit if you want.

Show that they're not merely liars, their lies are ridiculous. And then ridicule them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 12:43 PM (6FeV1)

394 385 Queen Elizabeth was 51 when the Sex Pistols released "God Save the Queen." (1977)

Time flies.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 08, 2022 12:41 PM (rJ48h)

Queen 1, Sex Pistols 0

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 12:43 PM (6TxNR)

395 They're going to have to dust off Saint Edward's Chair and the Stone of Scone for the ass of the new king.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 12:43 PM (lf83v)

396 Suffice to say that they hired AP as the new token wop.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2022 12:35 PM (n+4am)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 12:43 PM (trdmm)

397 23 global warnmening
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 12:05 PM (mZ3xv)

Not enough syllables.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 12:43 PM (RuTUS)

398 Barnes Wallis >^99 Wallis Simpson

Posted by: spindrift at September 08, 2022 12:43 PM (h5TKJ)

399 A lot of CDS here.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 12:43 PM (ZB6WQ)

400 400!

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 12:43 PM (RuTUS)

401 370 Who gets the Ipod with Obama's speeches? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 12:40 PM (yHsuS)

The royal throne. :::flushing sound:::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:43 PM (ynpvh)

402 158 DC Mayor Muriel Bowser declares public emergency on migrant crisis, establishes Office of Migrant Services
---------------
Tell her they are all Redskins.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 12:44 PM (D8mow)

403 Suffice to say that they hired AP as the new token wop.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2022 12:35 PM (n+4am)

misfire post - meant to say that yep, AP's name is out there and surprise surprise, he was always a total nobody who managed to parley an relationship with Micheal Malkin into a 16 year gig fellating the Deep State, and David French.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2022 12:44 PM (trdmm)

404 Chaucer!
Posted by: Ziba at September 08, 2022 12:28 PM (4h9M3)

Raballaise!

Don't be saucy with me, Bearnaise!
Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 12:37 PM (ayzS/)

Don't cross the streams; it would be bad.

Posted by: Dr. Egon Spengler at September 08, 2022 12:44 PM (4I/2K)

405 comment not found

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:44 PM (LvTSG)

406 dammit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:44 PM (LvTSG)

407 You could have never guessed Harry and the Hendersons would be a very good movie. At least I didn't .

Dr Emilio Lizardo was the peak of his career.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 08, 2022 12:45 PM (Bd6X8)

408 Blackadder did get to be king. Briefly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:45 PM (Ivdso)

409 So, did AP go to the Dispatch or the Bulwark? Which bunch of pedos?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2022 12:45 PM (HJDAV)

410 I remember when the Stone of Scone was just sitting there under the last coronation throne at Westminster for anyone to see and even touch.

Then some asshole stole it for Scotland.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 12:45 PM (yQpMk)

411 395 They're going to have to dust off Saint Edward's Chair and the Stone of Scone for the ass of the new king.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 12:43 PM (lf83v)

I dun tried to take a bite of that scone, but twas hard as a rock!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:45 PM (ynpvh)

412 God Save the Queen.

https://youtu.be/02D2T3wGCYg
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 12:35 PM (yHsuS)

Jeez, that's a great song. I'm way too old for it now, but then again, so is Mr. Lydon.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 12:45 PM (NWBBy)

413 Just the other day, we happened to watch the Queen's brief cameo on Doctor Who as the Doc...
[[SPOILERS]]
...as the Doc prevents the spaceship Titanic from crashing into the palace. First 30 seconds or so of this clip.
https://youtu.be/npX1cr_Dnqc

Posted by: mindful webworker - she was always cute at September 08, 2022 12:45 PM (elt8W)

414 397 23 global warnmening
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 08, 2022 12:05 PM (mZ3xv)

Not enough syllables.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 12:43 PM (RuTUS)

Joey's good at adding syllables...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:45 PM (ynpvh)

415 380 324 around Kindom REDACTED, I sit on the throne !!

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 12:34 PM (us2H3)

And Mrs. Redacted is always saying, "When'll you be done! I need to use it too!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

there is no air to my throne

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 12:46 PM (us2H3)

416 Then some asshole stole it for Scotland.

More properly, stole it back, since the English took it from the Scots originally.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:46 PM (Ivdso)

417 The Brits are going to go from "God Save the Queen!!" to

The King is a Fink!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2022 12:46 PM (LsEU/)

418 To me, Rob Roy almost if not just as good as Braveheart .

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 12:46 PM (ZB6WQ)

419 Interesting. Iger at Disney was looking at buying Twitter in 2016, but dropped the bid due to the high number of bots.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 08, 2022 12:47 PM (lTGtQ)

420 The only grandchild who should be allowed anywhere near the Queen right now would be the second in line, no others. So Harry has no business being there and I would hope he gets told off and left outside in the rain.

Posted by: Here in Italy at September 08, 2022 12:47 PM (JOYpZ)

421 Scotland:

You want Braveheart.
You'll take Rob Roy.
You'll get Trainspotting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:47 PM (LvTSG)

422 misfire post - meant to say that yep, AP's name is out there and surprise surprise, he was always a total nobody who managed to parley an relationship with Micheal Malkin into a 16 year gig fellating the Deep State, and David French.

Before he went berserk Allah was one of the funniest people on the Internet. There's a reason he went with the Ewok for dinner and a movie.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 12:47 PM (ZGrMX)

423 Rob Roy almost if not just as good as Braveheart .

I found it kind of slow but that sword fight at the end is one of the best ever on film.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:47 PM (Ivdso)

424 With Charles and Edward by her side, it would be great if she would say, "You are both useless. Begone."

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 12:47 PM (RuTUS)

425 The Brits are going to go from "God Save the Queen!!" to

The King is a Fink!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2022 12:46 PM (LsEU/)

Haven't seen that cartoon in years.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2022 12:47 PM (h+wzp)

426 Queen Elizabeth had some substantial boobage in her younger years.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

*******

Titular Head of State

Posted by: Muldoon at September 08, 2022 12:47 PM (kXYt5)

427 Royal Sergeant of Arms: Quick. The Queen has summoned Megan Markle.

Loyal Footman: At once sir.

(Moments later, despite the disbelief of her loyal subjects, Megan Markle approaches the Queen.)

Megan Markle: You summoned me, your Majesty?

The Queen (in a feeble but dignified voice): Yes, my dear, come closer. Closer.

Megan: Yes.

Queen: Pull my finger. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 12:48 PM (lf83v)

428 415 380 324 around Kindom REDACTED, I sit on the throne !!

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 12:34 PM (us2H3)

And Mrs. Redacted is always saying, "When'll you be done! I need to use it too!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

there is no air to my throne

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 12:46 PM (us2H3)

I eat lots of beans, so plenty to mine.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

429 So, is the name of the Dynasty going to change to “Mountbatten?”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2022 12:48 PM (Ab2uT)

430 Iger at Disney was looking at buying Twitter in 2016, but dropped the bid due to the high number of bots.

At this rate they're gonna pay Musk to take it.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 12:48 PM (ZGrMX)

431 To me, Rob Roy almost if not just as good as Braveheart .
Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 12:46 PM (ZB6WQ)

I actually prefer Rob Roy. Excellent film. Tim Roth was creepy as fuck-all.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 08, 2022 12:48 PM (xPJvm)

432 this is undoubtedly due to her spending too much time with Trump a few years ago. He should be arrested and sent to England

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 08, 2022 12:48 PM (Ynyl9)

433 It's my turn !!!!!

Posted by: King Charles the WOKE at September 08, 2022 12:48 PM (jxMt9)

434 405 comment not found
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:44 PM (LvTSG)

LULZ.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

435 Before he went berserk Allah was one of the funniest people on the Internet. There's a reason he went with the Ewok for dinner and a movie.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 12:47 PM (ZGrMX)

And they ran on the beach together in cutoff t-shirts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2022 12:48 PM (HJDAV)

436 424. Edward is harmless enough. Andrew is another matter.

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:48 PM (Zzbjj)

437 419 Interesting. Iger at Disney was looking at buying Twitter in 2016, but dropped the bid due to the high number of bots.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 08, 2022 12:47 PM (lTGtQ)

Pixy covered this in this morning's tech thread.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 12:48 PM (RuTUS)

438 I found it kind of slow but that sword fight at the end is one of the best ever on film.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:47 PM (Ivdso)

Concur

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 12:48 PM (6FeV1)

439 To me, Rob Roy almost if not just as good as Braveheart .
Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 12:46 PM (ZB6WQ)

I always thought that John Hurt stole the show as Montrose, but then I always like a well played villain.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 12:49 PM (yQpMk)

440 0 I remember when the Stone of Scone was just sitting there under the last coronation throne at Westminster for anyone to see and even touch.

Then some asshole stole it for Scotland.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 12:45 PM (yQpMk)

I think Scotland gave it back. Or a reasonable facsimile thereof.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2022 12:49 PM (BdMk6)

441 The queen seems a lovely lady. That is all.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 08, 2022 12:49 PM (KbCG3)

442 Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 12:47 PM (ZGrMX)

Are you mixing him up with Iowahawk ? Allahpundit was meh with an occasional heh IMHO.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 12:49 PM (ZB6WQ)

443 "To me, Rob Roy almost if not just as good as Braveheart."

Hell, Rob Roy had a drink named after him. The only drink my father drank. "Sweet rob roy." Cheers, Dad.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2022 12:49 PM (KAi1n)

444 Prince Charles: Oh doc, do a chap a favor?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2022 12:50 PM (4I/2K)

445 Who is CAC?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at September 08, 2022 12:50 PM (qoLdL)

446 309 I read an article on the Daily Mail a while back and - get this - most Brits despise Meghan. How is that possible?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2022 12:32 PM (d2bW3)

If you read the comments in the Daily Mail, Brits think most Americans adore Meghan. They probably get that idea from reading the American press.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 08, 2022 12:50 PM (+lVUW)

447 I was thinking that the queen knew her time was coming and made sure she lived through getting the new PM installed so the fracking ban could be immediately reversed before "Green" Charles took over and tried to prevent that from happening.

Now, it's done...

IV bruising evidence in her hand from the PM pic Tuesday shows she hasn't been good lately...

Posted by: Nova local at September 08, 2022 12:50 PM (exHjb)

448 A rob Roy is just a tom collins with scotch instead of gin, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 12:50 PM (6FeV1)

449 I hope on her deathbed she announces that she's decided a new heir to the throne.

How about that guy that got arrested for shotgunning a hoodlum after the hoodlum and his pack broke into the guy's house?

Now that would be an epic exit for Lizzie.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2022 12:50 PM (ESjRY)

450 A British Constitution?

Can you imagine their "Bill of Responsibilities for all Good Subjects"?

Freedom of speech by our subjects does not include the hurting of feelings or discussion of controversial subjects.

Subjects have the right to blunted knives, but not longer than 4".

Posted by: rd at September 08, 2022 12:50 PM (Z32m1)

451 With Charles and Edward by her side, it would be great if she would say, "You are both useless. Begone."

Andrew. Edward and Anne are the decent ones.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 12:50 PM (qH6FZ)

452 who puts a lamp on the edge of a table like that?

No wonder things are in chaos.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 08, 2022 12:50 PM (ZSpaZ)

453 436 424. Edward is harmless enough. Andrew is another matter.
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:48 PM (Zzbjj)

I meant Andrew! Thank you for the catch. Amended:

With Charles and Andrew by her side, it would be great if she would say, "You are both useless. Begone."

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 12:51 PM (RuTUS)

454 there is no air to my throne
Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 12:46 PM

May I be of assistance?

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) at September 08, 2022 12:51 PM (a3Q+t)

455 Joey's good at adding syllables...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:45 PM

What's this about silly bulls? Bulls are serious animals! Not a joke!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:51 PM (asZuX)

456
If you read the comments in the Daily Mail, Brits think most Americans adore Meghan. They probably get that idea from reading the American press.

If you don't love me you are officially racist.

Posted by: Princess Sparkle Farkle at September 08, 2022 12:51 PM (ESjRY)

457 Who is CAC?
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at September 08, 2022 12:50 PM (qoLdL)

Conservative art critic. Erstwhile cob.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 12:51 PM (6FeV1)

458 I only know about the Rob Roy drink because it was in a Tales from the Crypt episode where gold-digger Demi Moore was told that an obese dude would inherit a fortune and then die, presumably leaving it to her if she married him.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2022 12:51 PM (Rl7KJ)

459 445 Who is CAC?
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at September 08, 2022 12:50 PM (qoLdL)

EXACTLY!

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 12:52 PM (6TxNR)

460 446 309 I read an article on the Daily Mail a while back and - get this - most Brits despise Meghan. How is that possible?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2022 12:32 PM (d2bW3)

If you read the comments in the Daily Mail, Brits think most Americans adore Meghan. They probably get that idea from reading the American press.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 08, 2022 12:50 PM (+lVUW)

Real Americans: "Take our Meghan, please!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:52 PM (ynpvh)

461 May I be of assistance?

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) at September 08, 2022 12:51 PM (a3Q+t)

Ewick, what you like no make babies, how many times I tell you?!?

Posted by: Fang Fang putting away her strap-on at September 08, 2022 12:52 PM (ESjRY)

462 445 Who is CAC?
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at September 08, 2022 12:50 PM (qoLdL)

A backstabber who liked astronomy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2022 12:52 PM (HJDAV)

463 451 With Charles and Edward by her side, it would be great if she would say, "You are both useless. Begone."

Andrew. Edward and Anne are the decent ones.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 12:50 PM (qH6FZ)

Sorry, sorry, sorry; mea culpa. Charles and Andrew.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 12:52 PM (RuTUS)

464 Are you mixing him up with Iowahawk ? Allahpundit was meh with an occasional heh IMHO.

He had some misses, but "Bitchslap in Beantown" is the single funniest thing I've ever read. It's a shame it's vaporized. (Blogger gave Allah's blog to Muslims after they threatened to blow up San Francisco or something. In hindsight they should've let them try).

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 12:52 PM (ZGrMX)

465 Hiya TonyPete !

Ya know what today is ?

Posted by: JT at September 08, 2022 12:52 PM (T4tVD)

466 I always thought that John Hurt stole the show as Montrose, but then I always like a well played villain.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 12:49 PM (yQpMk)

Tim Roth as Archie also did a good job as the villain.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 12:52 PM (ZB6WQ)

467 As a nation we should deport Harry.

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:53 PM (Zzbjj)

468 Conservative art critic. Erstwhile cob.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 12:51 PM (6FeV1)

Too bad he was not 'ill-fated'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2022 12:53 PM (HJDAV)

469 The actress who played Anne in Season 1 of The Crown was hot.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2022 12:53 PM (Ab2uT)

470 Wallis Simpson > Megan Markle

Where does OJ fit into this equation?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2022 12:53 PM (KAi1n)

471 God save the Queen
The fascist regime
They made you a moron
A potential H bomb
God save the Queen
She ain't no human being
There is no future
In England's dreaming
Don't be told what you want, you want
And don't be told what you want to need
There's no future, no future
No future for you

Posted by: Pre-Zombie Johnny Rotten Misreads the Room at September 08, 2022 12:53 PM (KLPy8)

472 Since Keith Richards sang at the Queen's Coronation will he be invited to sing at the funeral?

Posted by: golfman at September 08, 2022 12:53 PM (aX0CW)

473 I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular.

Posted by: Prince Charles at September 08, 2022 12:53 PM (lf83v)

474 448 A rob Roy is just a tom collins with scotch instead of gin, right?
-------------
No. Its a Manhattan made with Scotch, Sweet Vermouth and a dask of Bitters. American's make this with Bourbon and it is known as a Manhattan even though Manhattan can't make Bourbon cuz they are retarded.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 12:53 PM (D8mow)

475 Liz Truss unbanned fracking, so maybe there's a will to defy the WEF and Kalorama after all.
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:23 PM (Zzbjj)

Since she is a WEF "young leader", I doubt her unbanning of fracking will be very useful.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2022 12:53 PM (OyT72)

476 446 If you read the comments in the Daily Mail, Brits think most Americans adore Meghan.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 08, 2022 12:50 PM (+lVUW)

LOL

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 12:53 PM (RuTUS)

477 Who is CAC?
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at September 08, 2022 12:50 PM

DON'T ASK ME!

Posted by: PHONE at September 08, 2022 12:54 PM (asZuX)

478 Who is CAC?
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at September 08, 2022 12:50 PM (qoLdL)

Conservative art critic. Erstwhile cob.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 12:51 PM (6FeV1)

Another one broken by PDT.

Posted by: golfman at September 08, 2022 12:54 PM (aX0CW)

479

Busing them to DC has turned out to be effective proof of lying. Please explain no illegals vs/ what Muriel Bowser just announced.

(I know, the MSM will ignore it and help spin it as the TX gov human trafficking or whatever)

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2022 12:54 PM (I/doM)

480 Not a big fan of royalty, given that I can still lie to myself that I am a "Citizen" and not a "Subject", I do have a lot of respect for QE2, for her sense of duty and the personal class she exudes.

Rest in Peace in Advance.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2022 12:54 PM (aBdIF)

481 Kids always had the Virgin Rob Roy when they were out with their drinking parents.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 12:54 PM (ZB6WQ)

482 Who is CAC?

Founder of Decision Desk HQ, which was originally a companion site to AoSHQ. He got significant assistance from Ace, Pixy, the cobs, and the Horde setting it up and then took Buzzfeed's money, removed the Ace branding, and called Ace and us racists in the New York Times.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 12:54 PM (ZGrMX)

483 Meghan is busy having the Royal titles added to her kids' birth certificates.

She and Harry are both a-holes for giving the daughter the private name used by Philip for the Queen & using it without discussion or permission.

Trash, they are. Imo, of course.

Posted by: Lola at September 08, 2022 12:54 PM (NIYa7)

484 472. What? He was in choir as a kid?

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:55 PM (Zzbjj)

485 who puts a lamp on the edge of a table like that?

No wonder things are in chaos.
Posted by: Gentlemen

It's the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 08, 2022 12:55 PM (IyrhE)

486 Such an awesome lyric (Smiths, Queen is dead):

So I broke into the Palace
With a sponge and a rusty spanner
She said, "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
I said, "That's nothing, you should hear me play piano"
We can go for a walk where it's quiet and dry
And talk about precious things
But when you are tied to your mother's apron
No-one talks about castration
(Oh, oh-oh)

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 12:55 PM (NWBBy)

487 450 A British Constitution?

Can you imagine their "Bill of Responsibilities for all Good Subjects"?

Freedom of speech by our subjects does not include the hurting of feelings or discussion of controversial subjects.

Subjects have the right to blunted knives, but not longer than 4".

Posted by: rd at September 08, 2022 12:50 PM (Z32m1)

You don't need a 4" knife to maul your vegan steak...2" should suffice.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:55 PM (ynpvh)

488 Yeah during the gulf war, Allahpundit had some pretty funny and witty stuff. Then he lost his mind.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:55 PM (Ivdso)

489 This sounds like a setup for the plot in "London Has Fallen" ... the imported Muslims have been sleepers, infiltrating police and preparing for the attack when world leaders are brought together after the death (of the prime minister in the movie).

Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2022 12:55 PM (Cus5s)

490 102 Harry seemed like a good sort until he met Meghan; a bad woman can ruin a weak man pretty quickly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (Ivdso)

Yeah, but Harry broke Rule #1.

Posted by: �.m�r�� at September 08, 2022 12:55 PM (tu3iY)

491 A rob Roy is just a tom collins with scotch instead of gin, right?

Basically a Manhattan with Scotch instead of rye or bourbon. A waste of Scotch, IMHO.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 12:55 PM (ayzS/)

492 Since Keith Richards sang at the Queen's Coronation will he be invited to sing at the funeral?
_____________

He avoids funerals. The gravediggers and undertakers tend to get confused and chase him around. "How did you get out?" they exclaim.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 12:55 PM (lf83v)

493 I'm not dead yet!

Posted by: Obligatory Monty Python reference at September 08, 2022 12:55 PM (u23Zz)

494 480 you are a subject of King Barack of Kalorama.

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:55 PM (Zzbjj)

495 482 Who is CAC?

Founder of Decision Desk HQ, which was originally a companion site to AoSHQ. He got significant assistance from Ace, Pixy, the cobs, and the Horde setting it up and then took Buzzfeed's money, removed the Ace branding, and called Ace and us racists in the New York Times.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 12:54 PM (ZGrMX)

==========

"A good Republican, then."
-Joe Biden

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:56 PM (LvTSG)

496 Bring Out Yer Dead!

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 12:56 PM (GwxCX)

497 He got significant assistance from Ace, Pixy, the cobs, and the Horde setting it up and then took Buzzfeed's money, removed the Ace branding, and called Ace and us racists in the New York Times.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 12:54 PM (ZGrMX)

But please note we are gracious and not bitter.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 12:56 PM (6TxNR)

498 Is it required that the old timers have to go before things can go nuts? It seems like it works that way.

Posted by: DFCtomm at September 08, 2022 12:56 PM (OHy0b)

499 He got significant assistance from Ace, Pixy, the cobs, and the Horde setting it up and then took Buzzfeed's money, removed the Ace branding, and called Ace and us racists in the New York Times.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 12:54 PM

So, asshoe?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2022 12:56 PM (a3Q+t)

500 ... except the Muslims already have their man in DC ...

Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2022 12:56 PM (Cus5s)

501 455 Joey's good at adding syllables...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:45 PM

What's this about silly bulls? Bulls are serious animals! Not a joke!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 12:51 PM (asZuX)

Especially when you milk them with Corn Pop...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

502 500

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 12:56 PM (RuTUS)

503 >>Founder of Decision Desk HQ, which was originally a companion site to AoSHQ. He got significant assistance from Ace, Pixy, the cobs, and the Horde setting it up and then took Buzzfeed's money, removed the Ace branding, and called Ace and us racists in the New York Times.

Yes, that was quite a move.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2022 12:56 PM (I/doM)

504 What? He was in choir as a kid?
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:55 PM (Zzbjj)

Believe it or not.

Posted by: golfman at September 08, 2022 12:56 PM (aX0CW)

505
Allahpundit has said he will be writing under his real name at the Dispatch. So I guess he's decided to remain anonymous.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 12:56 PM (oINRc)

506 Yeah, but Harry broke Rule #1.

Posted by: �.m�r�� at September 08, 2022 12:55 PM (tu3iY)

He talked about Fight Club?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 12:56 PM (yHsuS)

507 CAC also liked his weed, like he really, really liked his weed.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 12:57 PM (qH6FZ)

508 Posted by: �.m�r��

?

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 12:57 PM (RuTUS)

509 422 misfire post - meant to say that yep, AP's name is out there and surprise surprise, he was always a total nobody who managed to parley an relationship with Micheal Malkin into a 16 year gig fellating the Deep State, and David French.

Before he went berserk Allah was one of the funniest people on the Internet. There's a reason he went with the Ewok for dinner and a movie.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 12:47 PM (ZGrMX)

Presumably Allah and The Ewok had an understanding not to de-cloak the other, even after their falling out. With Nick "The D!$%" unilaterally decloaking, will he still respect Ace's nom de blog?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 08, 2022 12:57 PM (fItfF)

510 309 I read an article on the Daily Mail a while back and - get this - most Brits despise Meghan. How is that possible?
__________

Because they can recognize a gold-digging, manipulative narcissist with delusions of grandeur when they see one.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at September 08, 2022 12:57 PM (MvHI3)

511 Founder of Decision Desk HQ, which was originally a companion site to AoSHQ. He got significant assistance from Ace, Pixy, the cobs, and the Horde setting it up and then took Buzzfeed's money, removed the Ace branding, and called Ace and us racists in the New York Times.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 12:54 PM (ZGrMX)

Even before he left, he would often talk about his wife, who is black. In fact, he seemed to bring it up quite a bit, as if he was bragging about being better than the rest of us.

I would imagine more than once he got told to knock it off, not because anyone here is rayciss, but because we tend not to suffer insufferable pricks.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 12:57 PM (NWBBy)

512 Tim Roth as Archie also did a good job as the villain.
Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 12:52 PM (ZB6WQ)

McDonald: Stay back, or by God, I'll shoot you dead.

Archie: Killing is not so easy as it seems.

*McDonald shoots and misses*

Archie: La!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 12:57 PM (yQpMk)

513 Long live King Harv!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2022 12:57 PM (4klxU)

514 467 As a nation we should deport Harry.

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:53 PM (Zzbjj)

You mispelled Hillary

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

515 513 Long live King Harv!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2022 12:57 PM (4klxU)

; )

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 12:58 PM (RuTUS)

516 CAC also liked his weed, like he really, really liked his weed.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 12:57 PM (qH6FZ)

And some floating rock sculpture thing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2022 12:58 PM (4I/2K)

517 470 Wallis Simpson > Megan Markle

Where does OJ fit into this equation?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2022 12:53 PM (KAi1n)

He'd be killing it on that list

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:58 PM (ynpvh)

518 Where does OJ fit into this equation?
Posted by: SFGoth

He's searching for the real killers.

Posted by: JT at September 08, 2022 12:58 PM (T4tVD)

519 Kids always had the Virgin Rob Roy Rogers when they were out with their drinking parents.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 12:54 PM (ZB6WQ)

FIFY

Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2022 12:58 PM (KLPy8)

520 "CAC," is how they say, "cock," in Boston.

Posted by: davidt at September 08, 2022 12:58 PM (oTZbj)

521 511 Even before he left, he would often talk about his wife, who is black. In fact, he seemed to bring it up quite a bit, as if he was bragging about being better than the rest of us.

I would imagine more than once he got told to knock it off, not because anyone here is rayciss, but because we tend not to suffer insufferable pricks.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 12:57 PM (NWBBy)

========

"Have I told you about my adopted black daughter?"
-David French

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 12:58 PM (LvTSG)

522 Allahpundit has said he will be writing under his real name at the Dispatch. So I guess he's decided to remain anonymous.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 12:56 PM (oINRc)

ISWYDT

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 12:58 PM (yQpMk)

523 From the last thread, before I was Willowed, the Queen firing a very nice weapon.

https://tinyurl.com/2hxuezmj

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 08, 2022 12:58 PM (Zvtjl)

524 514 467 As a nation we should deport Harry.

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:53 PM (Zzbjj)

You mispelled Hillary
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

You forgot the exclamation point after Hillary!

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 12:58 PM (RuTUS)

525 > They say that genius skips a generation. The lineage of Queen Elizabeth aptly displays how that's a demonstrable falsehood.

QEII married her second and third cousin, as was royal tradition for centuries.

It seems like the current generation of European royals have finally got it into their inbred heads that this is a bad idea.

But that doesn't mean that you should go full Markle.

Never go full Markle.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 08, 2022 12:59 PM (bW8dp)

526 472 Since Keith Richards sang at the Queen's Coronation will he be invited to sing at the funeral?

Posted by: golfman at September 08, 2022 12:53 PM (aX0CW)

Probably. I mean he was there for Queen Victoria, too

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:59 PM (ynpvh)

527 Founder of Decision Desk HQ, which was originally a companion site to AoSHQ. He got significant assistance from Ace, Pixy, the cobs, and the Horde setting it up and then took Buzzfeed's money, removed the Ace branding, and called Ace and us racists in the New York Times.

I seem to recall he popped back in here at least once after that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 08, 2022 12:59 PM (Bd6X8)

528 504. I just Google the coronation program. No.mention of Keith

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:59 PM (Zzbjj)

529 Pretty serious malady, Ligma.

https://tinyurl.com/Bofa-Ligma-Explained

Gosh, I hope the CDC gets us a new vaccine for it, ASAP!

Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2022 12:59 PM (aBdIF)

530 Presumably Allah and The Ewok had an understanding not to de-cloak the other, even after their falling out. With Nick "The D!$%" unilaterally decloaking, will he still respect Ace's nom de blog?

Yeah, that's the concern I had when I saw Allah was going "legit".

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 01:00 PM (ZGrMX)

531 You forgot the exclamation point after Hillary!
______________

And the *hic*

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 01:00 PM (lf83v)

532 Liz Truss is a Sears Catalogue 4

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 01:00 PM (us2H3)

533 "CAC," is how they say, "cock," in Boston.
Posted by: davidt at September 08, 2022 12:58 PM (oTZbj)

And with that, my new keyboard is toast.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

534 oops.

Kids always had the ~~Virgin Rob~~ Roy Rogers when they were out with their drinking parents.

There.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2022 01:00 PM (KLPy8)

535 she lived her life like a candle in the wind

Posted by: Elton J. at September 08, 2022 01:00 PM (uQFwj)

536 Probably. I mean he was there for Queen Victoria, too
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 12:59 PM (ynpvh)

" 'Oo's the old guy wif 'at wierd looking lute?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 01:00 PM (6FeV1)

537 Ace,
If you see this. I got a new laptop and it ate my AOS bookmark. Tried to do a search on Bing. The runaround is an understatement. It would be easier to find quadriplegic ferret pron than a direct link to the AOSHQ. WTF?

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:01 PM (GwxCX)

538 CAC also liked his weed, like he really, really liked his weed.
Posted by: lowandslow

Well, some people do. Weed does not discriminate.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2022 01:01 PM (KAi1n)

539 CAC also liked his weed, like he really, really liked his weed.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 12:57 PM (qH6FZ)

And some floating rock sculpture thing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2022 12:58 PM (4I/2K)

And got awfully butthurt when people here laughed and mocked it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 01:01 PM (NWBBy)

540 >>Allahpundit has said he will be writing under his real name at the Dispatch. So I guess he's decided to remain anonymous.

Someone linked his inaugural post and it was so perfect - a call for better conservative writers - and better readers. The condescension and arrogance is so in line with The Dispatch.
Glad I never read him at HotAir. What a douchecanoe!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2022 01:01 PM (I/doM)

541 Keith performed with a choir after she was already queen

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:01 PM (Zzbjj)

542 527 Founder of Decision Desk HQ, which was originally a companion site to AoSHQ. He got significant assistance from Ace, Pixy, the cobs, and the Horde setting it up and then took Buzzfeed's money, removed the Ace branding, and called Ace and us racists in the New York Times.

so DDHQ fucked Chuy in the ass

seems legit

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 01:01 PM (us2H3)

543 533 "CAC," is how they say, "cock," in Boston.
Posted by: davidt at September 08, 2022 12:58 PM (oTZbj)

And with that, my new keyboard is toast.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

Aaand, there goes mine as well. Nicely done, davidt!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 08, 2022 01:01 PM (fItfF)

544 490 102 Harry seemed like a good sort until he met Meghan; a bad woman can ruin a weak man pretty quickly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 12:12 PM (Ivdso)

Yeah, but Harry broke Rule #1.

Posted by: �.m�r�� at September 08, 2022 12:55 PM (tu3iY)

Don't stick your dick in crazy?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:01 PM (ynpvh)

545 > Wallis Simpson > Megan Markle

And rumor has it that Wallis was a man. Or at least had ambiguous genitalia (i.e., one of the the extremely rare genuine intersex people, as opposed to the vastly more common ones who are simply mentally ill).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 08, 2022 01:01 PM (bW8dp)

546 Even before he left, he would often talk about his wife, who is black. In fact, he seemed to bring it up quite a bit, as if he was bragging about being better than the rest of us.

I don't think he ever posted pictures of her boobs for us to judge though.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 01:01 PM (ZGrMX)

547 Liz Truss is a Sears Catalogue 4
Posted by: REDACTED

So you've been looking at her lingerie shoots, eh?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2022 01:02 PM (KAi1n)

548 523 From the last thread, before I was Willowed, the Queen firing a very nice weapon.

https://tinyurl.com/2hxuezmj
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 08, 2022 12:58 PM (Zvtjl)

Yay, QE II!

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 01:02 PM (RuTUS)

549 she lived her life like a candle in the wind

I used to like that song, until Elton turned it into his money maker, repurposing for every dead celebrity. I have never, ever understood the fascination with Diana.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 01:02 PM (Ivdso)

550 It doesn't make HA any good yet (Morrissey is the new Editor in Chief) but it's not as bad as it was.

Almost any moron > A mild case of COVID > Morrissey > Analpundit

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2022 01:02 PM (ESjRY)

551 Presumably Allah and The Ewok had an understanding not to de-cloak the other, even after their falling out. With Nick "The D!$%" unilaterally decloaking, will he still respect Ace's nom de blog?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 08, 2022 12:57 PM (fItfF)

That would be the king of the dick moves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2022 01:02 PM (HJDAV)

552 Any truth to the rumor that the queen had information that would lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton?

Posted by: Beartooth at September 08, 2022 01:02 PM (RI8jR)

553 The runaround is an understatement. It would be easier to find quadriplegic ferret pron than a direct link to the AOSHQ. WTF?

Posted by: Minnfidel

On purpose. I just remember the 7 letters with two dots and type them in.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 08, 2022 01:02 PM (lTGtQ)

554 I just Google the coronation program. No.mention of Keith
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 12:59 PM (Zzbjj)

According to the Daily Mail...Apparently not at the Coronation. But later for the Queen in Westminster Abbey.

Posted by: golfman at September 08, 2022 01:02 PM (aX0CW)

555 And some floating rock sculpture thing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2022 12:58 PM

That's my sculpture, and I mean *my* sculpture!

Posted by: Delia Dietz at September 08, 2022 01:02 PM (a3Q+t)

556 And some floating rock sculpture thing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2022 12:58 PM

That must have been some killer pot if it made rocks float.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:03 PM (GwxCX)

557 Kids always had the Virgin Rob Roy when they were out with their drinking parents.

Pops wasn't a drinker but on vacation might have one or two with dinner. Best part was when waiter served me pop's by mistake (or maybe he knew I needed a drink).

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 08, 2022 01:03 PM (gjZql)

558 And rumor has it that Wallis was a man. Or at least had ambiguous genitalia (i.e., one of the the extremely rare genuine intersex people, as opposed to the vastly more common ones who are simply mentally ill).
______________

The deuce you say!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at September 08, 2022 01:03 PM (lf83v)

559 I don't think he ever posted pictures of her boobs for us to judge though.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 01:01 PM (ZGrMX)

I thought he did, covered in green paint wasn't it?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 01:03 PM (yQpMk)

560
Almost any moron > A mild case of COVID > Morrissey > Analpoundit
Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2022 01:02 PM (ESjRY)

Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

561 The internet rumor last week was the Allahpundit was Marvin Olasky, turns out it's some guy named Nick Catoggio. The Dispatched named him.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 01:03 PM (qH6FZ)

562 so DDHQ fucked Chuy in the ass

seems legit

No monkeypox though, so that's good.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 01:04 PM (ZGrMX)

563 > used to like that song, until Elton turned it into his money maker, repurposing for every dead celebrity.

I figure pretty soon you'll be able to have AI insert, say, the name of your dead goldfish, into that song.

Elton will franchise it through veterinarians.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 08, 2022 01:04 PM (bW8dp)

564 And some floating rock sculpture thing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2022 12:58 PM (4I/2K)

It was named "Levitated Mass", but turned out to be a boulder placed over a trench.

Disappointing, even by shitty modern "art" standards.

Posted by: spindrift at September 08, 2022 01:04 PM (h5TKJ)

565 Ive been told the Queen died at around 230, and they're just waiting for the entire family, including Harry ( though thankfully sans Nutmeg) to arrive at Balmoral before they announce it.

May angels sing her to her rest.

God save the King.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 08, 2022 01:04 PM (e5oWi)

566 Almost any moron > A mild case of COVID > Morrissey > Analpundit
Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2022 01:02 PM

Don't forget to rate monkeypox greater than analpundit.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:04 PM (GwxCX)

567 527 Founder of Decision Desk HQ, which was originally a companion site to AoSHQ. He got significant assistance from Ace, Pixy, the cobs, and the Horde setting it up and then took Buzzfeed's money, removed the Ace branding, and called Ace and us racists in the New York Times.

I seem to recall he popped back in here at least once after that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 08, 2022 12:59 PM (Bd6X

Was that him? I seem to recall one of them came back and did the fainting couch 'I don't have to stand for this!' after getting the response someone with two brain cells to rub together should have expected from the comment section.

Or was that Drew?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2022 01:04 PM (HJDAV)

568 Ive been told the Queen died at around 230

She didn't look a day over 150.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 01:05 PM (yQpMk)

569 Liz Truss is a Sears Catalogue 4
Posted by: REDACTED

So you've been looking at her lingerie shoots, eh?
Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2022 01:02 PM (KAi1n)

Heh. A show I'm watching on Amazon had a female character find an underwear catalog in the glove compartment of her friend's car, and she said, "what's this? Porn for cowards?"

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 01:05 PM (DRSnL)

570
CAC's the same as all the rest. They made a living cuckin', and when everyone walked away from Cuckworld, they stood there screaming "RACIST!" at them. Sad, pathetic people. They were never worth anything in the first place, and became enraged when that was discovered. If they were ground up and fed to dogs they'd be of more value than they ever were.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 01:05 PM (oINRc)

571 urns out it's some guy named Nick Catoggio. The Dispatched named him.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 01:03 PM (qH6FZ)

They must have cut themselves while shaving.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2022 01:05 PM (HJDAV)

572 The internet rumor last week was the Allahpundit was Marvin Olasky, turns out it's some guy named Nick Catoggio. The Dispatched named him.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 01:03 PM (qH6FZ)

Marvin Olasky was too credentialed to be Allahpundit . But Olasky also seems to be a smarter than thou asshoe.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 01:06 PM (ZB6WQ)

573 I think it would be best if the monarchy skipped over Charles and the title went to Prince William. He's probably somewhat leftist too, but he at least has dignity and his wife seems-unlike Meghan-to be balanced and decent.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 01:06 PM (wvo9L)

574 If you see this. I got a new laptop and it ate my AOS bookmark. Tried to do a search on Bing. The runaround is an understatement. It would be easier to find quadriplegic ferret pron than a direct link to the AOSHQ. WTF?
Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:01 PM (GwxCX)

Just did a Quack search now, it's not on the first page, but the Wikipedia article about AoSHQ is there. Not sure who wrote it, but it's rather out of date, I'd say.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 01:06 PM (NWBBy)

575 549 she lived her life like a candle in the wind

I used to like that song, until Elton turned it into his money maker, repurposing for every dead celebrity. I have never, ever understood the fascination with Diana.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 01:02 PM (Ivdso)

It was the men she was with he was interested in.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:06 PM (ynpvh)

576 I heard a rumor that Markle is one of the figures on the "know your enemy" card decks that the SAS uses to get in some valuable training whilst relaxing with a rousing game of whist.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 08, 2022 01:06 PM (bW8dp)

577 Whatever happened to Empire Of Jeff?

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:06 PM (GwxCX)

578 Has AllahPundit scrubbed HA of all the anti-Muslim stuff he used to write?

Posted by: 29Victor at September 08, 2022 01:06 PM (BJKQV)

579 Just did a Quack search now, it's not on the first page, but the Wikipedia article about AoSHQ is there. Not sure who wrote it, but it's rather out of date, I'd say.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 01:06 PM (NWBBy)

Look at the revision from about 10 years ago. The page was quite amusing back then.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 01:07 PM (yQpMk)

580 CAC's the same as all the rest. They made a living cuckin', and when everyone walked away from Cuckworld, they stood there screaming "RACIST!" at them. Sad, pathetic people. They were never worth anything in the first place, and became enraged when that was discovered. If they were ground up and fed to dogs they'd be of more value than they ever were.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 01:05 PM (oINRc)

Never cry about the Horde making fun of you. That's just a signal to go all out !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 08, 2022 01:07 PM (M+Lyo)

581 Liz Truss is a Sears Catalogue 4
Posted by: REDACTED

Wat does that mean?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 01:07 PM (wvo9L)

582 *stately piano playing*

*sings*

Goodbye, Colonel Sanders
Though I never knew you at all...

Posted by: Elton John at September 08, 2022 01:07 PM (KLPy8)

583 > his wife seems-unlike Meghan-to be balanced and decent.

At the very least, she knows how to shut up and look pretty, which is basically her only job.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 08, 2022 01:07 PM (bW8dp)

584 Just did a Quack search now, it's not on the first page, but the Wikipedia article about AoSHQ is there. Not sure who wrote it, but it's rather out of date, I'd say.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 01:06 PM

My bad for using Bing, but they basically bury it, but the wiki page is the top result.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:08 PM (GwxCX)

585 In Google, I typed

ace of spades website

and this site--this very post--is the top hit.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 01:08 PM (RuTUS)

586
Wat does that mean?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 01:07 PM (wvo9L)

U
G
L
Y

She ain't got no alibi.

She UGLY.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

587 Whatever happened to Empire Of Jeff?
Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:06 PM (GwxCX

Now that guy was king of funny insults.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 01:08 PM (ZB6WQ)

588 Rob Roy to pay Paul.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2022 01:08 PM (63Dwl)

589 The wiki entry shows up. Then there is an entry on ace being unmasked as ... a woman.

garrett is straight?!?!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2022 01:08 PM (HJDAV)

590 Liz Truss is a Sears Catalogue 4
Posted by: REDACTED

Wat does that mean?

She's not the best looking one in the sheer bras?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2022 01:08 PM (ESjRY)

591 At the very least, she knows how to shut up and look pretty, which is basically her only job.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 08, 2022 01:07 PM

You forgot sammiches and sucking.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:08 PM (GwxCX)

592 I liked Marvin Olasky, wonder what happened to him?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 01:08 PM (Ivdso)

593 Liz Truss is a Sears Catalogue 4
Posted by: REDACTED

Wat does that mean?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 01:07 PM (wvo9L)

It was a severely underrated skiffle quartet from back in the day.

Liz played banjo, iirc.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 01:09 PM (6FeV1)

594 She ain't got no alibi.

She UGLY.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

Hahaha

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 01:09 PM (DRSnL)

595 I don't think he ever posted pictures of her boobs for us to judge though.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 01:01 PM (ZGrMX)

I thought he did, covered in green paint wasn't it?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 01:03 PM (yQpMk)

IIRC, it was a big breasted model he hired and applied green latex to her for some 'art' project. Didn't turn out as he wished. I do remember him saying 'life begins at G (cups)'.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2022 01:09 PM (4I/2K)

596 Even before he left, he would often talk about his wife, who is black. In fact, he seemed to bring it up quite a bit, as if he was bragging about being better than the rest of us.
-----------
I don't think he ever posted pictures of her boobs for us to judge though.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 01:01 PM (ZGrMX)

I do recall he posted pics of his wedding. CAC is not a handsome man. Neither is his wife.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 01:09 PM (NWBBy)

597 At the very least, she knows how to shut up and look pretty, which is basically her only job.

And banging the King/Prince.

Posted by: Official royal advisor at September 08, 2022 01:09 PM (ESjRY)

598 Just did a Quack search now, it's not on the first page, but the Wikipedia article about AoSHQ is there. Not sure who wrote it, but it's rather out of date, I'd say.
Posted by: BurtTC

Was he the Seven of Spades back then ?

Posted by: JT at September 08, 2022 01:09 PM (T4tVD)

599 Marvin Olasky? The vampire?

Posted by: davidt at September 08, 2022 01:09 PM (oTZbj)

600 It would be easier to find quadriplegic ferret pron than a direct link to the AOSHQ. WTF?

I'm not surprised that the big search engines would try to bury AoS but I wonder how much it really matters. I kind of expect that most of us found the place either via a link from some other political blog or a referral from a friend.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 08, 2022 01:09 PM (nfrXX)

601 dem murder nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 01:09 PM (LvTSG)

602 @102 Harry seemed like a good sort until he met Meghan; a bad woman can ruin a weak man pretty quickly.

----

Harry was already clueless. He once wore a Nazi uniform - complete with the swastika armband - to a Halloween party. When criticized about it afterwards, his response was an "I didn't realize there was anything wrong with that!" sort of apology.

Posted by: junior at September 08, 2022 01:09 PM (B+/Y9)

603 Can she name Joepedo as the new king so they can take him off of our hands, it's the least they could do.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:09 PM (GwxCX)

604
I do recall he posted pics of his wedding. CAC is not a handsome man. Neither is his wife.

Mine is handsomer then I am!

Bigger c*ck too

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 08, 2022 01:10 PM (ESjRY)

605 I do recall he posted pics of his wedding. CAC is not a handsome man. Neither is his wife.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 01:09 PM (NWBBy)

Well, it's a good thing she is not a handsome man either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2022 01:10 PM (HJDAV)

606 it would be kinda racist not to make Harry's wife the new Queen.

Posted by: Reagan Rarkle at September 08, 2022 01:10 PM (uQFwj)

607 588 Rob Roy to pay Paul.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2022 01:08 PM (63Dwl)

What a lush

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:10 PM (ynpvh)

608 Noodles

Posted by: Prem Chopra at September 08, 2022 01:11 PM (HKku6)

609 In Google, I typed

ace of spades website

and this site--this very post--is the top hit.
Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 01:08 PM

yea but giggle is fucking evil, so there's that.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:11 PM (GwxCX)

610 > Wat does that mean?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

There was a time when boys at that difficult age between developing...urges...and getting old enough that any store would sell them actual porn, would make use of the lingerie and bathing suit sections of the Sears, Penney's, and Monkey Wards catalog as visual aids to help with satisfying said urges.

I was there... 3,000 years ago...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 08, 2022 01:11 PM (bW8dp)

611 Whatever happened to Empire Of Jeff?
Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:06 PM (GwxCX

Now that guy was king of funny insults.
Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 01:08 PM (ZB6WQ)

I believe he announced he was leaving. Mental health reasons, I guess, because he never came back. People's lives change.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2022 01:12 PM (NWBBy)

612 Hey! I resemble that remark!

Posted by: Sears Catalog at September 08, 2022 01:13 PM (u23Zz)

613
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 01:02 PM (Ivdso)

He wanted to sing Your Song, which was the song of his which was DIana's favorite.

He was asked to repurpose Candle in the Wind for the funeral. Can't remember if it was Charles or Tony Blair who did the asking, sounds like something Blair would think of. Charles has quite lovely taste in music, and a horror of overly sentimental claptrap.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 08, 2022 01:13 PM (e5oWi)

614 @102 Harry seemed like a good sort until he met Meghan; a bad woman can ruin a weak man pretty quickly.[i/]

No, he's always been bitterly jealous of William. Nutmeg made him worse, but you can't get to that level of spite and bitterness without there being some already there.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 08, 2022 01:16 PM (e5oWi)

615 she lived her life like a candle in the wind
Posted by: Elton J. at September 08, 2022 01:00 PM (uQFwj)

Unreliable.

Posted by: DaisyB at September 08, 2022 01:17 PM (AbL8c)

616
Sorry!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 08, 2022 01:17 PM (e5oWi)

617 Unreliable...really, hum. I think the Queen was the most RELIABLE person in the whole family.

Posted by: sidney at September 08, 2022 01:19 PM (Uy/WF)

618 Unreliable...really, hum. I think the Queen was the most RELIABLE person in the whole family.
Posted by: sidney at September 08, 2022 01:19 PM (Uy/WF)

Sorry, that was a reference to a Garth Marenghi joke. Terrible timing on my part.

I agree with you btw.

Posted by: DaisyB at September 08, 2022 01:20 PM (AbL8c)

619 I read a long time ago that she once said, "Princess Grace is really very nice person-- for an American."

Sounds about right to me-- for a person of Her Majesty's age & status.

Posted by: mnw at September 08, 2022 01:27 PM (NLIak)

620 God save the King

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 08, 2022 01:37 PM (e5oWi)

621 she gone

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