Democrat Politician Arrested for Stabbing a Journalist to Death

Domestic violence. One spouse killing the other, if you consider Democrats and the media to be a married couple, which I do.

The Democrat politician is one Robert Telles. You have to search quite a bit to discover his partisan affiliation, because, you know, the media is so honest.

In 2018 Telles first ran for Clark County Public Administrator as a Democrat. He won by beating Republican candidate Thomas Fougere. He took office in January 2019 to serve a four-year term which ends on Jan. 2, 2023.

Telles lost his reelection bid, partly due to this journalists' reportage of his problems.

Amid continued office unrest, embattled Clark County Public Administrator Robert Telles has conceded a close Democratic primary race to his top deputy.
...
But Telles remains combative.

A chillingly prescient statement, in retrospect.

And the deputy, Assistant Public Administrator Rita Reid, said Wednesday there is still office tension that has left employees vulnerable.
"It's still uncomfortable because he's going to be in the office for another six months," Reid said. "Instead of trying to heal the office, he's still pulling us apart."

The journalist had written about problems in this Democrats' office, including "bullying" and an "inappropriate relationship" with a staffer.

The Clark County Public Administrator's office has been mired in turmoil and internal dissension over the past two years, with allegations of emotional stress, bullying and favoritism leading to secret videotaping of the boss and a co-worker outside the office.

Some of the office's employees secretly videotaped Telles necking with the staffer in his car. German published the video.

And now, the Democrat Telles has been arrested for brutally stabbing the 69-year-old journalist to death.

A Las Vegas-area elected public official was arrested Wednesday as the suspect in the fatal stabbing of a veteran newspaper reporter whose investigations of the official's work preceded his primary loss in June.
Clark County Public Administrator Robert "Rob" Telles, a Democrat, was taken into custody at his home by police SWAT officers hours after investigators served a search warrant and confiscated vehicles in the criminal probe of the killing of Las Vegas Review-Journal reporter Jeff German, Sheriff Joe Lombardo told the newspaper.

The Review-Journal says they're relieved that another deadly, murderous Democrat has finally been taken off the streets.

The newspaper's executive editor, Glenn Cook, said in a statement that "the arrest of Robert Telles is at once an enormous relief and an outrage for the Review-Journal newsroom."
"We are relieved Robert Telles is in custody and outraged that a colleague appears to have been killed for reporting on an elected official," Cook said.

The murderous, criminal Democrat Telles, who had absolutely no problem procuring a simple knife and butchering a journalist, is of course a huge advocate for... gun control.

If the journalist Jeff German had had a gun, Telles would be dead, rather than himself.

Rob Telles
@RobTellesLV
The shooting in my hometown of El Paso is heartbreaking. There's no reason these shootings should happen. Tragically, we will see needless violence like this unless we reject the hateful rhetoric, deal with mental health and enact some reasonable gun-control measures nationally.
5:37 PM Aug 4, 2019

The problem isn't guns.

The problem is... Democrat voters.

Now this story should be perfect fodder for the "We Run Into Burning Buildings" media, which is always praising itself for the dangers it faces, sitting on their fat asses in their air-conditioned cubicles and endlessly scrolling through Twitter looking for "stories."

They should highlight this story to prove how "brave" they are.

But that's a problem -- once again, the criminal here is the Wrong Kind of Criminal. He's a Democrat. That doesn't fit with their narrative.

Don't worry -- they'll refuse to mention his political affiliation, and then quickly segue into stories about "Ultra-MAGA Republicans" who hate the press and are a Clear and Present Danger to the Republic.

The Washington Post's Aaron Blake seemed to be Positioning Progressives for Success with his brave and heroic reportage about... Trump supporters giving the middle finger to hostile media photographers.

4 images from Trump's rally in Pennsylvania this weekend. pic.twitter.com/7Ou9Gfaed5
— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) September 7, 2022

Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze

A woman flipped off Trump's motorcade and used the [positive, hero-worshipping] media attention she got from it to run for public office.
10:57 AM Sep 7, 2022

Image from this year’s Congressional softball game. pic.twitter.com/iyZJ5tiPOu
— Don’t bother, I’m sane (@badpunsintended) September 7, 2022

Humorous. But it will be galling when they report this story, ignore the killer's actual politics, and then run B-roll footage of Trump supporters chanting "CNN Sucks!" to prove that it's Republicans, not Democrats, who are the Threat to Democracy.

They won't show video of their political allies antifa beating the shit out of reporters for daring to film them.

No, they'll just show Republicans chanting "Jim Acosta sucks." You know -- the real menace.

Bet me I'm wrong.

Posted by: Ace at 01:01 PM

Comments

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1 This is Trump's fault for creating an environment of hate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 01:02 PM (LvTSG)

2 Flipping the bird is the American pastime.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2022 01:03 PM (KAi1n)

3 That Telles dude sounds like a nice guy.

Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2022 01:05 PM (AwYPR)

4 Flipping the bird is the American pastime.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2022 01:03 PM (KAi1n)
---
It's as American as guns, baseball, and apple pie!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 08, 2022 01:05 PM (YIVH2)

5 Trump supporter flipping the bird at the lying media: OMG Violence!
Dem stabbing a journalist: mostly peaceful, let's move along

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 08, 2022 01:06 PM (fs1hN)

6
Cosplay journalists are pussies

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2022 01:06 PM (pNxlR)

7 Typically democrat behavior kill that what is inconvenient.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 08, 2022 01:07 PM (q7YwT)

8 Not sure if Ace linked it
Video of Telles and his paramour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRijY1oHoyo

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 01:07 PM (Y7uha)

9 Jim Acosta sucks!

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2022 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

10 Showing this Dem isn't smart, the idiot perp drove his VERY distinctive car to the crime...

Politicians - never elected for their smarts (nor their morals - I wouldn't doubt there was even more to dig up about this guy, and thus, the murder).

Posted by: Nova local at September 08, 2022 01:08 PM (exHjb)

11 On the Telles case, check out the video of the murderer in orange fluorescent safety vest, and ridiculous straw hat:

https://tinyurl.com/4mxmn8ez

Brilliant choice of disguise. Nothing sus about that guy.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at September 08, 2022 01:08 PM (24fqN)

12 That Telles guy's life is never going to be the same, again. Let me tell you.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at September 08, 2022 01:09 PM (QYPq3)

13 If you see this car a rockin'...

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2022 01:09 PM (4klxU)

14 Trump has created an ecosystem so hostile to the media that not even democrats can escape it.

This man is a menace! A menace, I say!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 08, 2022 01:09 PM (KbCG3)

15 Why do you make me do this to you?

Posted by: Robert Telles at September 08, 2022 01:09 PM (SmFPm)

16 Obama spies on reporters, a Dem official kills a reporter-- crickets. Trump says mean words about reporters and "he's abolishing the 1st Amendment!!!!"

Posted by: 29Victor at September 08, 2022 01:09 PM (BJKQV)

17 Brilliant choice of disguise. Nothing sus about that guy.

In my defense, my good sombrero with Tijuana on the brim was at the cleaners.

Posted by: Robert Telles at September 08, 2022 01:10 PM (ayzS/)

18 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

19 Well now, we really have become a 3rd world country!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2022 01:10 PM (I/doM)

20 this is unaceptable behavior

Posted by: CANKLES at September 08, 2022 01:10 PM (us2H3)

21

This whole story is really weird, and that dude, very weird.

Seems like there could be some other things going on here.

Like, was he making out with a guy? Possible.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 08, 2022 01:10 PM (XnbJC)

22 "It's still uncomfortable because he's going to be in the office for another six months," Reid said.

or not, as it turns out.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 01:11 PM (yQpMk)

23 It's not my fault. He wrote so provocatively it was impossible to resist. I'm the real victim.

Posted by: Robert Telles at September 08, 2022 01:11 PM (SmFPm)

24 "...enact some reasonable gun-control measures nationally."
.......

What we need is common sense politician control.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2022 01:11 PM (v0R5T)

25 MSM will surely TRY to ignore this murderer was a Democrat ... but it is a pretty big story really. Dem Politicians usually try to provoke others to do the violence, as we see with Antifa/BLM and the early release of violent criminals.

Or they get the FBI or others to do "the wet work" (poor Seth). I can't think of any other time a politician murdered a journalist.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2022 01:11 PM (Cus5s)

26 Talk about your hostile work environments, amirite?

*high five*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2022 01:11 PM (HJDAV)

27 Vegas, huh? He couldn't find someone to do him a "favor"?

Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2022 01:11 PM (AwYPR)

28 Want to solve "gun violence" in America?

Ban anyone that is a registered D from owning a gun.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2022 01:11 PM (ESjRY)

29
Video of Telles and his paramour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRijY1oHoyo

That's damn unconvincing

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2022 01:12 PM (pNxlR)

30 "It's still uncomfortable because he's going to be in the office for another six months," Reid said.

or not, as it turns out.

He could work in Fetterman's office. Fetterman seems to like murderers.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 01:12 PM (ayzS/)

31 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE MSM THAT PRETENDED TO BE SO SCARED OF TRUMP'S RHETORIC AGAINST THEM INSPIRING VIOLENCE WILL HELP BURY THIS STORY ON BEHALF OF THE DNC.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 08, 2022 01:12 PM (I/doM)

32 Then, yesterday afternoon, when Telles heads home, he's wearing a disposable hazmat suit:

https://tinyurl.com/yw3tj882

This is a guy with eclectic fashion sense.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at September 08, 2022 01:12 PM (24fqN)

33 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 08, 2022 01:12 PM (T4tVD)

34 Another reason the media will bury this story: Telles is the Wrong Color To Be Accused Of Crimes. He identifies as "Mexican-American." He looks white-bread to me in pics, but if you go to his reelection website he loudly claims he's "Mexican-American." Whatevs.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 08, 2022 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

35 This should learn all those noozy reporters who go out and report the troof and sheet!

Posted by: kallisto, reading the thought bubble above typical demorat's head at September 08, 2022 01:12 PM (dCxaZ)

36 At least he didn't use a gun.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 08, 2022 01:12 PM (lTGtQ)

37 Remember, these are the people who are openly AGAINST any attempt at making America great again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 08, 2022 01:12 PM (SAoso)

38 Dem pol v. journalist

Can’t they both lose?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2022 01:13 PM (Ab2uT)

39 like when trump was responsible for local kook going after the small annapolis coupon clipper newspaper

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 08, 2022 01:13 PM (OuH7W)

40 This is a guy with eclectic fashion sense.

Right? He wasn't wearing the matching booties or face shield.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 01:13 PM (ayzS/)

41 But that's a problem -- once again, the criminal here is the Wrong Kind of Criminal. He's a Democrat.

and water is wet.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 01:13 PM (yQpMk)

42 Telles is off his bean.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2022 01:13 PM (4I/2K)

43 The feminist movement certainly has caused the demise of ladylike behavior.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 08, 2022 01:13 PM (4n7z7)

44 vegas reporter gal called off her afternoon prostitution gig to do some journalisming, honestly i give this THOTTIE 115% credit for being brave as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T6DWUajIU4

Posted by: joe fingerblaster at September 08, 2022 01:13 PM (ZZEwZ)

45 @Braenyard, I thought what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 08, 2022 01:13 PM (PNeeJ)

46 alternate Rob Telles:

The knifing in my hometown of El Paso is heartbreaking. There's no reason these knifings should happen. Tragically, we will see needless violence like this unless we reject the hateful rhetoric, deal with mental health and enact some reasonable knife-control measures nationally.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 01:14 PM (RuTUS)

47 I simply shant believe that our loyal and honest media would fail to disclose the party affiliation of a criminal D polititurd, I shannot.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 08, 2022 01:14 PM (lTHML)

48 Where are the virtuous members of the Fourth Estate demanding that Democrats condemn violence against journalists?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 01:14 PM (lf83v)

49 Four images of Trump being flipped off. What about an ENTIRE STADIUM chanting "Fuck Joe Biden"? Oh right. We heard, "Let's go, Brandon" incorrectly.

Posted by: kathysayso at September 08, 2022 01:14 PM (m78jL)

50 Can a county administrator pay enough that it's worth killing someone over? I mean, there's never any good excuse but it's not like a 10 million per year gig I wouldn't think. Or was his ego just so monkey butted that he couldn't handle it?

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:14 PM (GwxCX)

51
Killed a press-man, eh? Broken clocks, blind squirrels, etc.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 01:14 PM (oINRc)

52 They won't show video of their political allies antifa beating the shit out of reporters for daring to film them.

//

someone had some film of the 2016 election season beatings put on trump voters at various rallies.

doesn't compute for lib brains though

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 08, 2022 01:14 PM (OuH7W)

53
What we need is common sense politician control.

Posted by: wth

Quarterly public horsewhippings for each and every one of them

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2022 01:14 PM (pNxlR)

54 Threats against a free press are threats against democracy, right Joe Biden?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 01:15 PM (lf83v)

55 Where are the virtuous members of the Fourth Estate demanding that Democrats condemn violence against journalists?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 01:14 PM (lf83v)

That's not who we are!

Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2022 01:15 PM (AwYPR)

56 So, time served and 3 months probation, then?

Posted by: Soros DA at September 08, 2022 01:15 PM (DTX3h)

57 But Telles remains combative.

Well that was for sure a tell...

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:15 PM (GwxCX)

58 Video of Telles and his paramour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRijY1oHoyo

That's damn unconvincing

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2022 01:12 PM (pNxlR)

Telles seemed convinced.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 01:15 PM (yHsuS)

59 someone had some film of the 2016 election season beatings put on trump voters at various rallies.

doesn't compute for lib brains though

It didn't happen - obvious Russian fakes.
But if it did happen they deserved it.

Posted by: Lefties at September 08, 2022 01:15 PM (ESjRY)

60 The Memphis killer story sort of disappeared too when it was revealed how not a MAGA supporter he was. Its a very consistent pattern, sort of embarrassing, were the left capable of feeling shame. Begin with making it a big story and expressing shock and anger, then it peters out and is forgotten because the perpetrator isn't Casper.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 01:16 PM (Ivdso)

61 Bet me I'm wrong.

Posted by: Ace at 01:01 PM

Not gunna do it.

Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

62 WHY AREN'T WE STILL DISCUSSING ME?

I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!

Posted by: Meghan! at September 08, 2022 01:16 PM (I2/tG)

63 Democrat brutally and savagely stabs reporter to death.

Trump supporters make rude but, thanks to modern society, fairly common gestures at reporter.

The news story is that Trump supporters made rude gestures at reporters.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 08, 2022 01:16 PM (SAoso)

64 I liked Telles in Kojak.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2022 01:16 PM (Ab2uT)

65 Telles is going to live his life as a gay man.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 01:17 PM (yQpMk)

66 So, time served and 3 months probation, then?
Posted by: Soros DA at September 08, 2022 01:15 PM (DTX3h)

And a 3-day course on Anger Management.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2022 01:17 PM (4I/2K)

67 34 Another reason the media will bury this story: Telles is the Wrong Color To Be Accused Of Crimes. He identifies as "Mexican-American." He looks white-bread to me in pics, but if you go to his reelection website he loudly claims he's "Mexican-American." Whatevs.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 08, 2022 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

Unlike Elizabeth Warren, he looks bi-racial to me.

Posted by: kathysayso at September 08, 2022 01:17 PM (m78jL)

68 It appears that Telles forgot the admonition not to dip his pen in the company ink.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 08, 2022 01:17 PM (rJ48h)

69 Well the Robert Telles story did knock off the crazy Chili's prostitute story from the Vegas headlines.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 01:17 PM (qH6FZ)

70 65 Telles is going to live his life as a gay man.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 01:17 PM (yQpMk)

Indeed. Plenty of affection he will receive.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:17 PM (ynpvh)

71 someone had some film of the 2016 election season beatings put on trump voters at various rallies.

doesn't compute for lib brains though

*

Heck, I'll see you and raise you the people holding "BACK THE BLUE!!!" rallies where the cops step aside so that antifa can beat the sh*t out of the elderly people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 08, 2022 01:17 PM (SAoso)

72 Heck! I hit POST too soon!

Unlike Elizabeth Warren, he looks bi-racial to me.
Posted by: kathysayso at September 08, 2022 01:17 PM (m78jL) - I bet his white side did the crime.

Posted by: kathysayso at September 08, 2022 01:17 PM (m78jL)

73 READ THE CONTENT... I suck

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 08, 2022 01:18 PM (53oGX)

74 I'm not sure what I'm more shocked about: a Democrat being arrested or a journalist being ganked.

I didn't think those sorts of things happened anymore in clown world.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 08, 2022 01:18 PM (V6f9+)

75 65 Telles is going to live his life as a gay man.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 01:17 PM (yQpMk)

Or like a candle in the wind.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 01:18 PM (RuTUS)

76 66 So, time served and 3 months probation, then?
Posted by: Soros DA at September 08, 2022 01:15 PM (DTX3h)

And a 3-day course on Anger Management.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2022 01:17 PM (4I/2K)

And proper knife handling

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:18 PM (ynpvh)

77 50 Can a county administrator pay enough that it's worth killing someone over? I mean, there's never any good excuse but it's not like a 10 million per year gig I wouldn't think. Or was his ego just so monkey butted that he couldn't handle it?
Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:14 PM (GwxCX)

Its not the government pay. Instead it is the graft and squashing the little guy that matters.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 08, 2022 01:18 PM (RI8jR)

78 The Memphis killer story sort of disappeared too when it was revealed how not a MAGA supporter he was. Its a very consistent pattern, sort of embarrassing, were the left capable of feeling shame. Begin with making it a big story and expressing shock and anger, then it peters out and is forgotten because the perpetrator isn't Casper.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 01:16 PM

Like the Muslim dudes getting killed, only to find out it was a fellow muzzy doing the killing. Although he was prolly wearing a MAGA hat.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:18 PM (GwxCX)

79 @49 Here's the explanation, courtesy of Arlo Guthrie.

If you're in a situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into the shrink wherever you are, just walk in say "Shrink, You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant." And walk out. You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them. And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in singing a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. They may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day, I said fifty people a day walking in singing a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. And friends they may thinks it's a movement. And that's what it is

Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 01:18 PM (ayzS/)

80 Another reason the media will bury this story: Telles is the Wrong Color To Be Accused Of Crimes. He identifies as "Mexican-American.

*

Has he ever tried to make his wife eat baby sh*t like Mexicans apparently enjoy doing?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 08, 2022 01:18 PM (SAoso)

81 vegas reporter gal called off her afternoon prostitution gig to do some journalisming, honestly i give this THOTTIE 115% credit for being brave as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T6DWUajIU4
Posted by: joe fingerblaster at September 08, 2022 01:13 PM (ZZEwZ)

Wowza.......she should be the weather girl.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

82 @CT, Clay and Buck are wall to wall on the Memphis jogger. Streaming video killer is just icing on the cake.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 08, 2022 01:19 PM (PNeeJ)

83 Man bites dog. I thought the journalists were the violent ones.

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at September 08, 2022 01:19 PM (3AD8C)

84 If Demoncrats are encouraged to dehumanize conservatives why they dehumanize reporters when it suits them?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 08, 2022 01:19 PM (eGTCV)

85 The pen is mightier than the sword! Wait, NM.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:19 PM (GwxCX)

86 The reporter, Jeff German seemed to be an honest reporter. Remember, the scum bag Democrat Politician Trelles killed him because the reporter was investigating his political corruption, not polishing his knob.

Posted by: rd at September 08, 2022 01:19 PM (Z32m1)

87 "Telles is going to live his life as a gay man."

He looks a little like DogBoi Nuclear Waste Czar. Shape of head, eyes.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at September 08, 2022 01:19 PM (24fqN)

88 So, time served and 3 months probation, then?
Posted by: Soros DA at September 08, 2022 01:15 PM (DTX3h)

And a 3-day course on Anger Management.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2022 01:17 PM (4I/2K)

And proper knife handling
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08,

And a knife sharpener, gratis

Posted by: Beartooth at September 08, 2022 01:19 PM (RI8jR)

89 Heck, I'll see you and raise you the people holding "BACK THE BLUE!!!" rallies where the cops step aside so that antifa can beat the sh*t out of the elderly people.

///

I'd like to vote for republicans who are going to stop this, maybe treat antifa and their political enablers like the modern klan they are.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 08, 2022 01:19 PM (OuH7W)

90 A woman flipped off Trump's motorcade and used the [positive, hero-worshipping] media attention she got from it to run for public office.

Not only to run - she won. In Loudoun County, VA. She is a very strong supporter of the school board - shocker.

I often recall this when people tell me how the tide is turning. Loudoun County elected her, along with the terrible school board. And while Youngkin won the governor's race, Loudoun County voted for Terry McAuliffe by ten points.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 01:20 PM (6TxNR)

91 The media doesn't need to be stabbed when Democrats are involved. All he had to do was ask nicely, or throw in a few sports tickets. The story would disappear overnight.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 01:20 PM (mSy8I)

92 This Telles guy seems to be physically a little guy.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 01:20 PM (ZB6WQ)

93 68 It appears that Telles forgot the admonition not to dip his pen in the company ink.
Posted by: mr tmz
------------------------

He must be an asshoe, his own employees filmed him.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 01:20 PM (Y7uha)

94 meanwhile, business insider did a journalism by softpedalling Kyle self-defense claims by noting he became a "far" right star by shooting at a BLM rally.

you know...the typical 2020 liberal riot and arsonfest. filled with released mental ayslum liberals. you know, moderate liberals

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 08, 2022 01:20 PM (OuH7W)

95 Not gunna do it.

Wouldn't be prudent.

Heh. My wife and I say this a lot. Yes, I'm stuck in the early 90s.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2022 01:20 PM (ayzS/)

96 There was no evil intent. No reasonable prosecutor would bring charges.

Posted by: James Comey at September 08, 2022 01:21 PM (SmFPm)

97 91 The media doesn't need to be stabbed when Democrats are involved. All he had to do was ask nicely, or throw in a few sports tickets. The story would disappear overnight.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 01:20 PM (mSy8I)

Thing is that in a blue on blue he couldn't count on that support. So he had to stab the guy.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 01:21 PM (6TxNR)

98 WHY AREN'T WE STILL DISCUSSING ME?

I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!
Posted by: Meghan! at September 08, 2022 01:16 PM (I2/tG)
........

You didn't get knifed.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2022 01:21 PM (v0R5T)

99 And a 3-day course on Anger Management.

///

meanwhile, democrat klan judges are going to give you 5 years for terrorism if you flip off pedo Joe

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 08, 2022 01:21 PM (OuH7W)

100 "Can a county administrator pay enough that it's worth killing someone over?"

that CNN pic (with the white jump suit) said the reporter was working on another story ... so there may have been something else that might have sent Telles to prison?

Or yeah, his broken ego probably was involved as well.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2022 01:21 PM (Cus5s)

101 I'm gonna say it. No one else is gonna say it, but truth must out.

I'm not going to censor myself to keep our Big Tech masters happy anymore.

Triangle > Ghost Ship

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

102 Crime is the Key to this mid term

the fucking dims are trying to hide the economy while the voters are being dissolved in crime

the stoopid fuckers wont know what hit em

Posted by: CANKLES at September 08, 2022 01:22 PM (us2H3)

103 QEII has covid

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:22 PM (Zzbjj)

104 DeSantis better restock the doj civil rights div with based folks who are going to go after these two tier terrorists

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 08, 2022 01:22 PM (OuH7W)

105 Add to it that the Democrats are now actively moving to bar so-called "Jan 6th insurrectionists" from ever holding public office (one success already), while this guy will be supported and encouraged to run again by the DNC-MSM once he gets this pesky murder charge thingy buttoned up.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2022 01:22 PM (I/doM)

106 sorry, had my Cankles tent on

Posted by: CANKLES at September 08, 2022 01:22 PM (us2H3)

107 101 Triangle > Ghost Ship

particle man > triangle man

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 08, 2022 01:22 PM (mvtaG)

108 Trump supporter flipping the bird at the lying media: OMG Violence!

Dem stabbing a journalist: mostly peaceful, let's move along

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 08, 2022 01:06 PM (fs1hN)

Well...to be fair.

The stabbing only took a second or so.

The rest of their time together was perfectly peaceful. No stabbing at all.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2022 01:23 PM (KLPy8)

109 90 A woman flipped off Trump's motorcade and used the [positive, hero-worshipping] media attention she got from it to run for public office.
==========================

Not only to run - she won. In Loudoun County, VA. She is a very strong supporter of the school board - shocker
Posted by: blaster a
-------------------------------

Why they are called sheep.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 01:23 PM (Y7uha)

110 And while Youngkin won the governor's race, Loudoun County voted for Terry McAuliffe by ten points.

How are our daughters going to get exposed to diversity...like being anally raped by a tranny...if we have reactionaries like Youngkin in the governor's office?

Posted by: Loudoun County at September 08, 2022 01:23 PM (ESjRY)

111 After reviewing the case, specifically the political affiliation of the accused, my office has ruled this death a suicide. Mr. German stabbed himself 37 times...with two different knives...ran himself over with a cement truck...and then hanged himself from an overpass.

Posted by: Clark County Medical Examiner at September 08, 2022 01:23 PM (8V2cO)

112 81 vegas reporter gal called off her afternoon prostitution gig to do some journalisming, honestly i give this THOTTIE 115% credit for being brave as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T6DWUajIU4
Posted by: joe fingerblaster at September 08, 2022 01:13 PM (ZZEwZ)

Wowza.......she should be the weather girl.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

We need more women like her. Or I do, at least....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 08, 2022 01:23 PM (V6f9+)

113 If Telles had stabbed the guy in Chicago, Kim Foxx would decline to prosecute calling it "mutual combat."

Posted by: mr tmz at September 08, 2022 01:23 PM (rJ48h)

114 Sheep dog is 24 hour job.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 01:23 PM (Y7uha)

115 Well...to be fair.

The stabbing only took a second or so.

The rest of their time together was perfectly peaceful. No stabbing at all.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2022 01:23 PM

Mostly peaceful stqabbing.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:24 PM (GwxCX)

116 107 101 Triangle > Ghost Ship

particle man > triangle man
Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 08, 2022 01:22 PM (mvtaG)

If they have a fight, $5 on triangle man

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 08, 2022 01:24 PM (V6f9+)

117
Deep Rising > Triangle > Ghost Ship

Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2022 01:24 PM (KLPy8)

118 Yesterday the reporters confronted Telles when he was entering his home and he was wearing a white baggy jumpsuit or hazmat suit. It was weird.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 08, 2022 01:24 PM (xPl2J)

119 "Vegas reporter gal called off her afternoon prostitution gig to do some journalisming, honestly i give this THOTTIE 115% credit for being brave as fuck"

I was distracted by the messy garage. C'mon man, clean that place up before you go out murdering.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 01:24 PM (qH6FZ)

120 meanwhile SDNY indicted Bannon for crimes outside of NYC. weird.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 08, 2022 01:24 PM (OuH7W)

121 Reacting to the news of journalist murdered by Telles, Vlad Putin remarked "Dude, that is some cold shit right there."

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at September 08, 2022 01:25 PM (24fqN)

122 Has Trump condemned the attack?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 01:25 PM (Wrs74)

123 In the War on Women and the Media, only Democrats have confirmed kills.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 08, 2022 01:25 PM (qULaJ)

124 Yesterday the reporters confronted Telles when he was entering his home and he was wearing a white baggy jumpsuit or hazmat suit. It was weird.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 08, 2022 01:24 PM

Maybe he's in a DEVO tribute band? Stab it, stab it gooood.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:25 PM (GwxCX)

125
We need more women like her. Or I do, at least....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 08, 2022 01:23 PM (V6f9+)

The world would be a better place.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

126 QEII can survive covid, just keep her away from the booster shots

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 08, 2022 01:26 PM (OuH7W)

127 I'm not on twitter -- can someone please reply to Aaron Blake with a picture of James Hodgkinson and "HELLO!"?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2022 01:26 PM (I/doM)

128 Yesterday the reporters confronted Telles when he was entering his home and he was wearing a white baggy jumpsuit or hazmat suit. It was weird.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 08, 2022 01:24 PM (xPl2J

Tyvek.

The material of choice for the choosy murderer.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 01:26 PM (6FeV1)

129 The reporter brought it on himself! The county official is the real victim! His children's future is uncertain!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 01:27 PM (Wrs74)

130 We need more women like her. Or I do, at least....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 08, 2022 01:23 PM

Butterface.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:27 PM (GwxCX)

131 127 I'm not on twitter -- can someone please reply to Aaron Blake with a picture of James Hodgkinson and "HELLO!"?

///

that would not even cross the brain barrier threshold.

remember, all leftwing violence is a "movement" and therefore the alphabet soups don't even catalog it.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 08, 2022 01:27 PM (OuH7W)

132 A stabbing? Where's vmom when we need her?

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2022 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

133 Robert Telles is not only a democrat, he's a latinx, so this is doubly difficult for the media to report.

Posted by: huerfano, stochastic commenter at September 08, 2022 01:28 PM (dTFZY)

134 When is the last time a Dem office holder was turned out of office for having an affair with an underling?

I'm guessing some time last millennium.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2022 01:28 PM (ESjRY)

135 At the next WH presser Peter Doocy should ask whatever KJP is not going to answer, and then say "Please don't kill me like other Democrats do."

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 01:28 PM (6TxNR)

136 Makes sense that he's the Murderer. I thought the person they had on surveillance was a woman. Turns out he's just a tiny dude.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 01:28 PM (ZB6WQ)

137 Most Las Vegas pols know enough to leave the body in a hole in the desert. Not Telles.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at September 08, 2022 01:28 PM (24fqN)

138 My kids just had covid. My wife has covid. My in laws came to visit. They have covid. I still don't have covid.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 01:28 PM (Wrs74)

139 A stabbing? Where's vmom when we need her?
Posted by: wth at September 08, 2022 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

The FBI is questioning her.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 08, 2022 01:28 PM (AiZBA)

140 132 A stabbing? Where's vmom when we need her?
Posted by: wth at September 08, 2022 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

I was gonna say.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 01:28 PM (RuTUS)

141 Known here as The Jersey Salute™. Given with gusto!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 08, 2022 01:28 PM (Zvtjl)

142 134 When is the last time a Dem office holder was turned out of office for having an affair with an underling?

I'm guessing some time last millennium.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2022 01:28 PM (ESjRY)

When a Dem does it, it shows how virile their candidates are...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:29 PM (ynpvh)

143 Also this guy sets off my gaydar.

Expect him to tell his truth soon.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 01:29 PM (6TxNR)

144 Butterface.

I'd let her rub my corncob IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Some Moron at September 08, 2022 01:29 PM (ESjRY)

145 You can only murder human beings. Do journalists qualify?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 08, 2022 01:29 PM (ppBhU)

146 have any of you morons read the article by the investigative journalist who was murdered?

an excerpt:
“I think it’s horrible that they recorded this, and they’re trying to destroy my life and my marriage, when I’m actually infinitely in love with my wife,” Telles said. “I was just trying to get things off my chest with somebody who understands, and now it’s being framed as though I’m cheating on my wife.”

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2022 01:29 PM (dCxaZ)

147 136 Makes sense that he's the Murderer. I thought the person they had on surveillance was a woman. Turns out he's just a tiny dude.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 01:28 PM (ZB6WQ)

Fauci?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:29 PM (ynpvh)

148 >>that would not even cross the brain barrier threshold.

Yeah, I know, but I wish that was jammed in their faces every time they claimed they feared GOP violence.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2022 01:29 PM (I/doM)

149 so he could say the bitch set him up

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 08, 2022 01:29 PM (OuH7W)

150 ///
that would not even cross the brain barrier threshold.

remember, all leftwing violence is a "movement" and therefore the alphabet soups don't even catalog it.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 08, 2022 01:27 PM (OuH7W

I would LOVE for just ONE Republican come out and say this shit.

The president came out last week and declared MAGA Americans a threat to the soul of America and that they're calling for violence against Democrats.

Yet, time after time after time after time it's LIBERALS that are attacking, destroying and MURDERING conservatives. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Then start listing example after example after example.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

151 > Quarterly public horsewhippings for each and every one of them

Politicians should be preemptively tarred and feathered at inauguration, with a promise of harsh treatment should they fuck up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 08, 2022 01:30 PM (bW8dp)

152 During the riots in summer 2020 in Portland, you had a bunch of pro-Antifa "livestreamers" filming the riots live (some of them made six figure salaries selling their video to national news outlets that summer).

They were careful to not film the faces of the rioters, but they still captured what the rioters were doing. Antifa decided they didn't like that, and decided that livesreamers were banned at the riots.

Antifa enforced the ban by having teams who checked livestreams, determined where the live streamers were filming, and then assaulting the livestreamers.

To this day, it is only acceptable to film Antifa activities if you don't post the video online until you have edited out anything that makes Antifa looks bad. Nobody has ever been arrested or charged for assaulting livestreamers of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 08, 2022 01:30 PM (I2/tG)

153 My kids just had covid. My wife has covid. My in laws came to visit. They have covid. I still don't have covid.

Did you get a bad cold in 2017-8?

Exposure to Human Coronavirus O43 keeps resistance and perhaps immunity to COVID.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2022 01:30 PM (ESjRY)

154 143 Also this guy sets off my gaydar.
Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 01:29 PM (6TxNR)

Immediately.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 01:30 PM (RuTUS)

155 Telles and his primary ho had a secret meeting place, the parking garage of an outlet mall. That is where they were recorded, in the back seat of the ho's car.

When asked why the duo didn’t go to lunch, or somewhere else less secretive, to privately discuss work, Lee-Kennett said they can’t do that without someone in the office “making assumptions” about them.

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2022 01:30 PM (dCxaZ)

156
Yet, time after time after time after time it's LIBERALS that are attacking, destroying and MURDERING conservatives. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Then start listing example after example after example.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, but we deserve it or something.. Save democracy

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 01:30 PM (bs+z0)

157 Interesting that the media scream about how violent Republicans/Conservatives are, yet it was a shitlib Democrat OFFICEHOLDER who wound up killing a reporter.

Might be time to recalibrate your tricorders, morons.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 08, 2022 01:31 PM (wtvvX)

158 I would LOVE for just ONE Republican come out and say this shit.

The Dems do the same things the old school Klan did.

They should be treated the same way.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2022 01:31 PM (ESjRY)

159
an excerpt:
“I think it’s horrible that they recorded this, and they’re trying to destroy my life and my marriage, when I’m actually infinitely in love with my wife,” Telles said. “I was just trying to get things off my chest with somebody who understands, and now it’s being framed as though I’m cheating on my wife.”
Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2022 01:29 PM (dCxaZ)

the video is a bit fuzzy, but it might be the silhouette of your two faces smashing together that started the 'rumor.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

160 I mean, you have to ... when talking to a lib to see if they're capable of near human thought and not just an NPC ask them about 2020.

ask them about "police violence" and then ask about Ashlii Babbitt.

clear NPC test also a good threshold to see if it's worth your time.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 08, 2022 01:31 PM (OuH7W)

161 Sky News: Queen Elizabeth II has died. RIP.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 01:31 PM (bhRsz)

162 Can a county administrator pay enough that it's worth killing someone over? I mean, there's never any good excuse but it's not like a 10 million per year gig I wouldn't think. Or was his ego just so monkey butted that he couldn't handle it?
Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:14 PM (GwxCX)

You would be shocked at the petty corruption that happens at all levels government business. My favorite was when I worked for a small Iowa utility. One of the products was Municipal lighting. X streetlights at $Y/month each. Every few years we had to audit them to prove the billing. You would go into a small town with 40 streetlights billed. Drive up and down to find 39. Where is the 40th? It's on the Mayor's garage. Or it's 6 that are on the council members property.

Hell, just look at what happens when a major industry comes to town? Suddenly they make a charitable contribution to the public library or hospital, or the Fire or Police Department. Voluntarily. Sure.

Imagine what it is like when you are dealing with $Billions$ of gambling revenue in Vegas?

Posted by: rd at September 08, 2022 01:31 PM (Z32m1)

163 She said she suggested going into the back seat of the car because she wanted to make sure Telles would listen to her concerns face to face.

Is that what they're calling handies these days?

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2022 01:32 PM (dCxaZ)

164 wanted to make sure Telles would listen to her concerns face to face.

But first...you will blow me.

Posted by: Mel Gibson Telles at September 08, 2022 01:32 PM (ESjRY)

165 MSM readies the smother pillow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2022 01:32 PM (F3vE7)

166 149 so he could say the bitch set him up
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 08, 2022 01:29 PM (OuH7W)
---------------------

She may have dropped a hint to fellow employees where to look.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 01:32 PM (Y7uha)

167 130 We need more women like her. Or I do, at least....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 08, 2022 01:23 PM

Butterface.
Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:27 PM (GwxCX)

I would buy that brand of butter. Or rent it, hourly, at least.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 08, 2022 01:32 PM (V6f9+)

168 Queen is Dead long live the King

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 01:32 PM (cxG4V)

169

What was left of Great Britain is no more. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2022 01:33 PM (x0n13)

170 "the video is a bit fuzzy, but it might be the silhouette of your two faces smashing together that started the 'rumor.'"

Explains why he's been photgraphed washing so many different cars. Copious bodily fluids.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at September 08, 2022 01:33 PM (24fqN)

171 149 so he could say the bitch set him up

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 08, 2022 01:29 PM (OuH7W)

Worked for me!!!

Posted by: Marion "cokehead" Barry!!! at September 08, 2022 01:33 PM (wtvvX)

172 Sky News: Queen Elizabeth II has died. RIP.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 01:31 PM (bhRsz)

Sad. On with my day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

173 The queen has died.

Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2022 01:33 PM (mBewQ)

174 Just announced the Queen has passed.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 08, 2022 01:33 PM (Zvtjl)

175 bbc
Queen Elizabeth II has died, Buckingham Palace announces
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-61585886

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 01:33 PM (RuTUS)

176 Sky News the Queen Passed

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 01:33 PM (cxG4V)

177 "That's damn unconvincing"

That dress didn't ruffle itself.
I'm surprised she didn't wipe her chin after getting out of the back seat.

Posted by: Bosk at September 08, 2022 01:33 PM (v4L7Y)

178 Per TGP: the first nurse to receive the Astra vaccine in 2021 died 24 hours later. They covered that up until now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2022 01:34 PM (h+wzp)

179 161 Sky News: Queen Elizabeth II has died. RIP.
Posted by: Dr. T a

WHOA HOLY FUCK

the true end of the era of Western Civ.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 08, 2022 01:34 PM (OuH7W)

180 The Smiths are going to see a resurgence in sales I guess.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 01:34 PM (6TxNR)

181 176 Sky News the Queen Passed
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 01:33 PM (cxG4V)

So Charles is the new Queen ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 01:34 PM (bs+z0)

182 Jeff German seemed like a pretty brave reporter since he also reported on Mob activities in Las Vegas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 01:34 PM (wvo9L)

183 I'm surprised she didn't wipe her chin after getting out of the back seat.

Always bring a towel with you

Posted by: The Hitchhiker's guide tot he galaxy at September 08, 2022 01:34 PM (ESjRY)

184 Whew. Well, RIP Elizabeth.
Welcome to the reign of the Clown King.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 08, 2022 01:34 PM (V6f9+)

185 sky News reader is barley holding it together reading the news

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 01:34 PM (cxG4V)

186 lots of places reporting her death now...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:34 PM (ynpvh)

187 oh no

may she rest in peace

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 08, 2022 01:34 PM (w0NJk)

188 After a fashion, this isn't news. 85% of the voter-registered imprisoned are Democrats. The last I checked, going back to '85 or so, 40 of the 43 imprisoned mayors are Democrats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2022 01:34 PM (F3vE7)

189 The Queen is dead. RIP

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at September 08, 2022 01:35 PM (qoLdL)

190 Jeff German seemed like a pretty brave reporter since he also reported on Mob activities in Las Vegas.

Apparently the mob is less dangerous then Democrats are

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2022 01:35 PM (ESjRY)

191 I would buy that brand of butter. Or rent it, hourly, at least.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 08, 2022 01:32 PM (V6f9+)
----------------

I would give it shelter and teach it to make sandwiches.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 01:35 PM (Y7uha)

192 "That's damn unconvincing"
.
I only watched it for a little while and couldn't see anything but two people in an car

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 01:35 PM (wvo9L)

193 RIP, great lady

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:35 PM (Zzbjj)

194
Sky News: Queen Elizabeth II has died. RIP.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 01:31 PM

another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 08, 2022 01:35 PM (ENBF0)

195 The article that exposes the toxic workplace and malfeasance by Telles is very long and detailed.

May Jeff German RIP

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2022 01:35 PM (dCxaZ)

196 The Queen died. Long live the Queen.

Posted by: sidney at September 08, 2022 01:36 PM (Uy/WF)

197 The President of the United States will be saying something inappropriate soon.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 01:36 PM (RuTUS)

198 Its official. The Queen is dead.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 08, 2022 01:36 PM (lTGtQ)

199 We won't see Elizabeth's like again. Ever.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2022 01:36 PM (F3vE7)

200 https://twitter.com/RoyalFamily/

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:36 PM (ynpvh)

201 Truly the end of an era of self-sacrifice, duty, and honor.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at September 08, 2022 01:36 PM (YmaTT)

202 My kids just had covid. My wife has covid. My in laws came to visit. They have covid. I still don't have covid.

*

Ah, but have you tested until you DO have COVID?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 08, 2022 01:36 PM (SAoso)

203 Well if he'd filmed himself diddling the corpse and then ate it he could have gotten a standing ovation at Cannes. What a missed opportunity.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 08, 2022 01:36 PM (OZjDX)

204 The Queen died. Long live the Queen.
Posted by: sidney at September 08, 2022 01:36 PM (Uy/WF)

She can't. She's dead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

205 "Jeff German seemed like a pretty brave reporter since he also reported on Mob activities in Las Vegas."

Gives Telles' legal defense an alternate theory to use at trial, I guess. But wait ... are there any activities in LV that are not mob related?

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at September 08, 2022 01:36 PM (24fqN)

206 She spent a while in the backseat after he exited.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 01:37 PM (Y7uha)

207 To this day, it is only acceptable to film Antifa activities if you don't post the video online until you have edited out anything that makes Antifa looks bad.

The Portland Soros DA briefly charged a Portland cop with assault, based on a Antifa video that was less than a minute long that showed the cop striking somebody.

The DA dropped the charges when it finally dawned on him that 1) the person filming was a well-known Antifa member with numerous arrests (he had assaulted Andy Ago, among other things), and that the person would likely refuse to testify; and 2) the person filming had obviously edited out what had led up to the cop striking someone, obviously because it made Antifa look bad.

Any competent defense attorney would demand the full video, and even a Portland jury would probably not convict someone on the basis of an edited video that no one would testify to, assuming that the judge would even let it get to a jury.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 08, 2022 01:37 PM (I2/tG)

208 King Chuck will make the windmills run on time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2022 01:37 PM (63Dwl)

209
*

Ah, but have you tested until you DO have COVID?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 08, 2022 01:36 PM (SAoso)

Pour a Corona Beer on the test. It'll pop positive.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

210 The Greatest Generation.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 01:38 PM (RuTUS)

211 We weep for our country, which now dares to charge a Democrat with a felony.

We also weep because these flames are really hot here, and we're constantly being sodomized by large, pointy objects.

But we also weep for our country.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy, Gerry Studds at September 08, 2022 01:38 PM (FJYfm)

212 Queen has always been dead to me

I draw the line at the Cars for fag music

Posted by: CANKLES at September 08, 2022 01:38 PM (us2H3)

213 The Queen is gone.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2022 01:38 PM (Ab2uT)

214 God save the Queen.
Rest in peace.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 08, 2022 01:38 PM (gjZql)

215 During the riots in summer 2020 in Portland, you had a bunch of pro-Antifa "livestreamers" filming the riots live (some of them made six figure salaries selling their video to national news outlets that summer).

They were careful to not film the faces of the rioters...

*

For anyone who hasn't put it together yet, COVID was an excuse for the people in the streets burning sh*t down and murdering people to wear masks while they did it and be completely within the law.

It was all coordinated.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 08, 2022 01:38 PM (SAoso)

216 The Queen died. Long live the Queen.
Posted by: sidney at September 08, 2022 01:36 PM (Uy/WF)

What did she have on Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 01:38 PM (yHsuS)

217 RIP Queen Elizabeth II you were by all accounts a wonderful Queen.

The Queen is dead. Not long live the new queen Charles.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 08, 2022 01:39 PM (u4CEu)

218 Biden defacating in his pants was the last straw for the Queen. Even she couldn't take the smell.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 01:39 PM (mSy8I)

219 She can't. She's dead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

I believe she is referring to Tampon Boy. He *is* kind of queeny, no?

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2022 01:39 PM (dCxaZ)

220 Well done thy good and faithful servant.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 01:39 PM (RuTUS)

221 I was rather expecting (and hoping) Queen Elizabeth to outlive the useless and now totally woke Charles. He will reign over the final death throes of that once great nation.

Posted by: Ripley at September 08, 2022 01:39 PM (MxEKc)

222 lol I know.

Posted by: sidney at September 08, 2022 01:39 PM (Uy/WF)

223 Its official. The Queen is dead.

BUT WHAT ABOUT ME???

LOOK AT ME, YOU RACISTS!

Posted by: Meghan! at September 08, 2022 01:39 PM (I2/tG)

224 Will she be entombed with Owebama's speeches on that iPod?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

225 [ponders putting up Union Jack at half mast]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2022 01:39 PM (F3vE7)

226 Never been a fan of Queen. Bohemian Rhapsody sucks.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:39 PM (ppBhU)

227 Rip qe2

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 08, 2022 01:39 PM (3vQN0)

228 Queen is mort. I pray that she knew was saved.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 08, 2022 01:39 PM (sI15f)

229 Mayor Khan is handing out candy to the wogs in London.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2022 01:40 PM (h+wzp)

230 can we now stop playing their inane songs at the holiest of our holy meetings

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 01:40 PM (us2H3)

231 192 "That's damn unconvincing"
.
I only watched it for a little while and couldn't see anything but two people in an car
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 01:35 PM (wvo9L)
-------------------

Yeah, the main thing is what would a man and a woman be doing in the backseat of a car in a deserted parking garage.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 01:40 PM (Y7uha)

232
I believe she is referring to Tampon Boy. He *is* kind of queeny, no?
Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2022 01:39 PM (dCxaZ)

King Klownshoes of Douchebag?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

233 205
Leave it to democrats to kill the only good reporter.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 08, 2022 01:40 PM (ruYJi)

234 What an amazing long life. RIP
Glad her loved ones were there.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2022 01:40 PM (v0R5T)

235 So mitch the bitch saw fit to issue a rant about the Queen of England dying.

Still no interest in this country.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 08, 2022 01:40 PM (cY9wR)

236 Democrats good. Republicans ~~bad.~~ ~~evil.~~ ~~semi-fascists.~~ evil bad semi-fascists!

Posted by: Democratic Persons of Congress at September 08, 2022 01:40 PM (a3Q+t)

237 For anyone who hasn't put it together yet, COVID was an excuse for the people in the streets burning sh*t down and murdering people to wear masks while they did it and be completely within the law.
===

Not within the law but surely unidentifiable. And I agree that was one facet of their plan.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 08, 2022 01:40 PM (u4CEu)

238 *********************BREAKING************

Buck Palace has announced the death of QEII

*****************************************

Posted by: cheshirecat at September 08, 2022 01:40 PM (TwA+r)

239 231 192 "That's damn unconvincing"
.
I only watched it for a little while and couldn't see anything but two people in an car
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 01:35 PM (wvo9L)
-------------------

Yeah, the main thing is what would a man and a woman be doing in the backseat of a car in a deserted parking garage.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 01:40 PM (Y7uha)

negotiations

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:40 PM (ynpvh)

240 208 King Chuck will make the windmills run on time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2022 01:37 PM (63Dwl)

True, but...King Harv has the best cawfee!!

he has a plantation on Mars

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2022 01:41 PM (dCxaZ)

241 Did Queen-Prince Charles make a statement yet?

Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2022 01:41 PM (Ti+Tv)

242 The BBC is reporting that the Queen has died

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 08, 2022 01:41 PM (flINI)

243 Will Biden, at the funeral, present to Charles a CD of his speeches?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2022 01:41 PM (F3vE7)

244 The Queen is dead from monkeypox

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 01:41 PM (us2H3)

245 Queen Elizabeth II has died.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 08, 2022 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

246 Yeah, Charles sucks.

Posted by: sidney at September 08, 2022 01:41 PM (Uy/WF)

247 Per TGP: the first nurse to receive the Astra vaccine in 2021 died 24 hours later. They covered that up until now.

Looks like it came to light last year, at least. Reading about the story there are a bunch of Branch COVIDians complaining that it stopped people from getting the jab in Georgia which is of course ass backward.

Just like when here in the US they got Hank Aaron to get the clot shot and he then died from it, it should have led to them stop giving it to anyone

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2022 01:41 PM (ESjRY)

248 I was rather expecting (and hoping) Queen Elizabeth to outlive the useless and now totally woke Charles. He will reign over the final death throes of that once great nation.
Posted by: Ripley

Chuck and England deserve one another.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at September 08, 2022 01:42 PM (cY9wR)

249 Yeah, the main thing is what would a man and a woman be doing in the backseat of a car in a deserted parking garage.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 01:40 PM (Y7uha)

Looking for the car keys the wife lost.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 08, 2022 01:42 PM (bowfr)

250 Might as well switch off the internet for a few days, because the news cycle is going to majorly detour to stories about the Royals.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at September 08, 2022 01:42 PM (24fqN)

251 246 Yeah, Charles sucks.

Posted by: sidney at September 08, 2022 01:41 PM (Uy/WF)

Camilla was never happy when he tried on her dresses...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:42 PM (ynpvh)

252 I'm really looking forward to Charles' coronation.

Especially his speech where he declares the days of a nice and cuddly monarchy are behind us. The British people need a strong leader that will face the UK's time in crisis with the strength and fortitude to do what is necessary.

Impoverish the nation to save Gaia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 01:42 PM (LvTSG)

253 For anyone who hasn't put it together yet, COVID was an excuse for the people in the streets burning sh*t down and murdering people to wear masks while they did it and be completely within the law.

The recent story about banks ordering people to remove masks made that clear, but I thought that was the case even before the St. Floyd of Fentanyl riots happened.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 01:42 PM (ZGrMX)

254 RIP Queen Elizabeth. What an admirable woman.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at September 08, 2022 01:42 PM (E9sNp)

255 QEII has died

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 08, 2022 01:42 PM (SRRAx)

256 I know they have lots of family friendly activities and for a desert city lot of fountains, as I understand it, but the gambling scene doesn't appeal to me. I'd like to see other parts of NM, just not Las Vegas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 01:42 PM (wvo9L)

257 229
Hahahahaha!

It is striking how often
Inappropriate + Accurate = Hilarious

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 08, 2022 01:42 PM (ruYJi)

258 Will Biden, at the funeral, present to Charles a CD of his speeches?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2022 01:41 PM (F3vE7)

Will he attend?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 08, 2022 01:42 PM (eGTCV)

259 Bernard Shaw must be pissed that he got upstaged.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 08, 2022 01:42 PM (xPl2J)

260 like, fuck her

she's part of the problem

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 01:42 PM (us2H3)

261 Will Biden, at the funeral, present to Charles a CD of his speeches?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2022 01:41 PM (F3vE7)

Mel Tillis: Least Greatest Hits

Posted by: Ted Kennedy, Gerry Studds at September 08, 2022 01:42 PM (FJYfm)

262 231 Yeah, the main thing is what would a man and a woman be doing in the backseat of a car in a deserted parking garage.

pretty sure futurama had an answer to that

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 08, 2022 01:43 PM (mvtaG)

263 The UK is royally screwed.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 08, 2022 01:43 PM (8V2cO)

264 the news cycle is going to majorly detour to stories about the Royals.

Spare a thought for the DOJ, who announced this morning that they've definitely got Trump this time.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 01:43 PM (ZGrMX)

265 Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2022 01:41 PM (ESjRY)

who was the boxer who died around the same time?

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2022 01:43 PM (dCxaZ)

266 Press referring to Camilla as Queen Consort.

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:43 PM (Zzbjj)

267 239 Yeah, the main thing is what would a man and a woman be doing in the backseat of a car in a deserted parking garage.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 01:40 PM (Y7uha)

negotiations
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:40 PM (ynpvh)

Waiting on a friend?

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 01:43 PM (RuTUS)

268 Sorry typo. Not NM (although I'd like to see that too) NV.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 01:43 PM (wvo9L)

269 264 the news cycle is going to majorly detour to stories about the Royals.

Spare a thought for the DOJ, who announced this morning that they've definitely got Trump this time.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 01:43 PM (ZGrMX)

Now's their chance to do more of their illegal raids.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

270 266 Press referring to Camilla as Queen Consort.
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:43 PM (Zzbjj)

The Royal Mount

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 08, 2022 01:44 PM (V6f9+)

271 She carried on so bravely with bone cancer. Imagine her pain, but she served to the end.

There will never be another like her.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 08, 2022 01:44 PM (e5oWi)

272 Will Biden, at the funeral, present to Charles a CD of his speeches?

Given QEII it's at least possible that Trump will be invited instead of Biden.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 01:44 PM (ZGrMX)

273 Bernard Shaw must be pissed that he got upstaged.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 08, 2022 01:42 PM (xPl2J)

She's not the only one. MY FATHER'S FUNERAL IS STILL GOING!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at September 08, 2022 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

274 Trump killed the Queen?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 01:44 PM (Wrs74)

275 The palace has just announced.

Posted by: DaisyB at September 08, 2022 01:44 PM (AbL8c)

276 266 Press referring to Camilla as Queen Consort.
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:43 PM (Zzbjj)

Horse face was already taken

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 01:44 PM (bs+z0)

277 No Big Tit Donna, the Queen is mort.

Brace yourselves for your version of FJB, Britain.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 08, 2022 01:44 PM (ufFY8)

278 fuck any monarch

fuck with a hot iron

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 01:44 PM (us2H3)

279 Its official. The Queen is dead.

BUT WHAT ABOUT ME???

LOOK AT ME, YOU RACISTS!
Posted by: Meghan! at September 08, 2022 01:39 PM (I2/tG)
........

You could go jogging alone in Memphis at 4:00am. That might get you back in the spotlight for a while.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2022 01:44 PM (v0R5T)

280 Will Biden, at the funeral, present to Charles a CD of his speeches?

Come on man, that's not like me at all. Now I am hoping for some grand kids to sniff...

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:44 PM (ESjRY)

281 266 Press referring to Camilla as Queen Consort.

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:43 PM (Zzbjj)

Isn't that like a concubine or something?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:44 PM (ynpvh)

282 267 239 Yeah, the main thing is what would a man and a woman be doing in the backseat of a car in a deserted parking garage.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 01:40 PM (Y7uha)

negotiations
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:40 PM (ynpvh)

Waiting on a friend?

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 01:43 PM (RuTUS)

Only if it's a threesome...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:44 PM (ynpvh)

283 249 Yeah, the main thing is what would a man and a woman be doing in the backseat of a car in a deserted parking garage.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 01:40 PM (Y7uha)

Looking for the car keys the wife lost.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 08, 2022 01:42 PM (bowfr)
---------------------------

It was dark - they were feeling 'round everywhere.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 01:44 PM (Y7uha)

284 Yeah, the main thing is what would a man and a woman be doing in the backseat of a car in a deserted parking garage.

I don't know. I couldn't see anything.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 01:45 PM (wvo9L)

285 259 Bernard Shaw must be pissed that he got upstaged.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 08, 2022 01:42 PM (xPl2J)

He'll get over it.

Wait....maybe not

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 08, 2022 01:45 PM (V6f9+)

286 Rest in peace to a dignified, amazing queen. I'm actually sad she's gone. I had immense respect for her. Her children, just the opposite.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2022 01:45 PM (sVtYq)

287 BBC end of this morning's live thread.

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-62834633

There is a link to a new thread they are starting and another link to their news report.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 01:45 PM (5Qjf9)

288 Drudge: Queen dead.

Drudge is a little prick.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 08, 2022 01:45 PM (QkC4w)

289 Isn't that like a concubine or something?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:44 PM (ynpvh)

Receptacle...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 08, 2022 01:45 PM (ZSK0i)

290 They are reporting the Queen is dead.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2022 01:45 PM (FVME7)

291 My condolences to the British Royal Family, Great Britain and the Commonwealth.

Posted by: rd at September 08, 2022 01:45 PM (Z32m1)

292 Out of respect for her husband, Meghan The Dutchess of Santa Barbara will wait a week before spilling how racist the dead Queen was.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 01:45 PM (qH6FZ)

293 God rest the Queen. Hopefully Biden doesn't attend her funeral and shart loudly for all to hear and smell. Let him send one of his lackeys that will further embarrass the US in other ways.

Posted by: Cheri at September 08, 2022 01:45 PM (oiNtH)

294 Sorry, but those middle fingers don't look like they belong to MAGA Republicans to me.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 08, 2022 01:45 PM (sI15f)

295 Bet me I'm wrong.

Posted by: Ace at 01:01 PM

Nope, I like my money.

Posted by: pookysgirl. finance manager at September 08, 2022 01:46 PM (XKZwp)

296 Adolf Brandon Von Shartpants will now be able to wow audiences with folksy tales of using a lighter to ignite his farts with Queen Elizabeth.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 08, 2022 01:46 PM (OZjDX)

297 290 They are reporting the Queen is dead.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2022 01:45 PM (FVME7)

Rather, the Monarchy is dead

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 01:46 PM (bs+z0)

298 Charles can pare down the monarchy and green up the crown estates, but he has fuck all to say about the nation's power use or diet.

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:46 PM (Zzbjj)

299 228 Queen is mort. I pray that she knew was saved.
__________

I'm sure she did. She was a devout Christian and rarely ever missed a Sunday service.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at September 08, 2022 01:46 PM (MvHI3)

300 Drudge: Queen dead.

Drudge is a little prick.

Drudge hasn't written Drudge Report since at least 2018. He sold it to people with ties to Google.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 01:46 PM (ZGrMX)

301 266 Press referring to Camilla as Queen Consort.
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:43 PM (Zzbjj)
===

Also Sparkle Markle is to be refereed to as that "gold digging whore."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 08, 2022 01:46 PM (u4CEu)

302 You have to search quite a bit to discover his partisan affiliation, because, you know, the media is so honest.
________

That is proof of their honesty. Identifying him as a Democrat would be disinformation, lacking context. Besides, no true Democrat would do this. He MUST be an ultra MAGA deplorable semi-fascist.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 08, 2022 01:46 PM (TgBWG)

303 259 Bernard Shaw must be pissed that he got upstaged.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 08, 2022 01:42 PM (xPl2J)

No shit,

Posted by: Mother Theresa at September 08, 2022 01:46 PM (h+wzp)

304 281 266 Press referring to Camilla as Queen Consort.

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:43 PM (Zzbjj)
--------------------------

That was Elizabeth's designation to her.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 01:46 PM (Y7uha)

305 Bernard Shaw must be pissed that he got upstaged.
Posted by: Mark1971

Black man is always being oppressed by yt pipo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2022 01:46 PM (FVME7)

306 Isn't that like a concubine or something?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:44 PM (ynpvh)

Phillip was Prince Consort IIRC.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 08, 2022 01:46 PM (NgqoH)

307 Has AllahPendejo weighed in from the Dispatch yet?

My guess is "290".

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 08, 2022 01:46 PM (JOtiF)

308 287 BBC end of this morning's live thread.

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-62834633

There is a link to a new thread they are starting and another link to their news report.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 01:45 PM (5Qjf9)

News item below: "Rainbow appears as people gather outside Buckingham Palace".
Charles: "See Mum? Sure sign I should be king!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:47 PM (ynpvh)

309 "Yeah, the main thing is what would a man and a woman be doing in the backseat of a car in a deserted parking garage."

I'll do anything, but I won't do that.

Posted by: Bosk at September 08, 2022 01:47 PM (v4L7Y)

310 Press referring to Camilla as Queen Consort.

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:43 PM (Zzbjj)

Isn't that the shit Jimmy Johnson used to spray on his hair to keep it perfect?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

311 .org/wiki/Queen_consort

A queen consort is the wife of a reigning king, or an empress consort in the case of an emperor.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 01:47 PM (Y7uha)

312 Still, Drudge is a prick. It has his name on the banner.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 08, 2022 01:47 PM (QkC4w)

313 The Royal Mount

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 08, 2022 01:44 PM (V6f9+)

WOW, I hadn't known that the Canadian national police were named after her

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2022 01:47 PM (dCxaZ)

314 956 years and 42 monarchs is a pretty good run for a single dynasty. That's an average reign of 22.76 years.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2022 01:47 PM (guGkK)

315
here's a sobering thought: one of the official duties of the vice president is to attend the funerals of foreign heads of state

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 08, 2022 01:47 PM (ENBF0)

316 281. So she will be called Queen like Elizabeth's mother and Queen Mary were.

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:47 PM (Zzbjj)

317 Because if you're going to do an expose of someone having sex in car, maybe you should get closer and not film from 20 feet (?) away

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 01:47 PM (wvo9L)

318 Has AllahPendejo weighed in from the Dispatch yet?

My guess is "290".
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 08, 2022 01:46 PM (JOtiF)

LMFAO!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

319 Drudge thinks he's died

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 01:47 PM (us2H3)

320 The British Monarchy is now headed by a mental midget with the face of a horse. May his potential for fuckups be minimized by a very short reign.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 08, 2022 01:47 PM (lTHML)

321 Has AllahPendejo weighed in from the Dispatch yet?

We're supposed to use his real name "Mario Spaghettilinguini" now. Or whatever, it's super Italian though.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 01:48 PM (ZGrMX)

322 Did you hear that some 54 year old Hollywood producer named David Arnold died?

Completely normal. I'm assuming the vaxxine because the family says "natural causes"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 08, 2022 01:48 PM (NBvW6)

323 Imagine. She was 96 and still more cogent then Grandpa Diddlefingers.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 01:48 PM (mSy8I)

324 I always enjoyed QE2's cameo in The Naked Gun.

Seriously though, RIP. She always seemed like a very classy person.

Posted by: brak at September 08, 2022 01:48 PM (j5Tg0)

325 I don't know. I couldn't see anything.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 01:45 PM (wvo9L)

Were you looking? LOL

Posted by: Miss Issippi at September 08, 2022 01:48 PM (sI15f)

326 301 266 Press referring to Camilla as Queen Consort.
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:43 PM (Zzbjj)
===

Also Sparkle Markle is to be refereed to as that "gold digging whore."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 08, 2022 01:46 PM (u4CEu)

"Gold-Digging Whore to the Royals"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:48 PM (ynpvh)

327 Just saw the news about the Queen.

The Queen is dead. Long live the King!

Wait...it's probably Charles. Fuck that guy, in particular.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2022 01:48 PM (asZuX)

328 304. Yep.

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:48 PM (Zzbjj)

329 https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-61585886

"Her grandson, Prince William, is also there, with his brother, Prince Harry, on his way."

Looks as if they didn't wait for the ginger.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 01:48 PM (5Qjf9)

330 That was Elizabeth's designation to her.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 01:46 PM (Y7uha)

No. That was her public designation for her.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2022 01:48 PM (guGkK)

331 I'm confident Justin Castreau will behave in a representative and deeply embarrassing manner.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 08, 2022 01:49 PM (eGTCV)

332 here's a sobering thought: one of the official duties of the vice president is to attend the funerals of foreign heads of state

[cackles] I can't wait to blow the king! I'm totally getting the presidency now!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 08, 2022 01:49 PM (ESjRY)

333 I imagine the Biden girls will attend in the latest trailer park chic.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 01:49 PM (mSy8I)

334 307 Has AllahPendejo weighed in from the Dispatch yet?

My guess is "290".

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 08, 2022 01:46 PM (JOtiF)

Gainzzz

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

335 here's a sobering thought: one of the official duties of the vice president is to attend the funerals of foreign heads of state
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 08, 2022 01:47 PM (ENBF0)
____________

Speaking of poisonous whores ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:49 PM (YqDXo)

336 Out of respect for her husband, Meghan The Dutchess of Santa Barbara will wait a week before spilling how racist the dead Queen was.
Posted by: lowandslow

Yes, the very racist Queen who in 1961 on a visit to Ghana, danced with Ghana's President at a formal affair. The pictures of this shows the Queen having the time of her life while dancing. How racist.

Posted by: Cheri at September 08, 2022 01:49 PM (oiNtH)

337 So the Queen is now meeting the King.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 08, 2022 01:49 PM (flINI)

338 God rest the Queen. Hopefully Biden doesn't attend her funeral and shart loudly for all to hear and smell. Let him send one of his lackeys that will further embarrass the US in other ways.

He'll send DOCTOR Jill Biden, so she can model her elderly streetwalker fashion.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 08, 2022 01:49 PM (I2/tG)

339 The Queen is dead. So is the UK, now.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 08, 2022 01:49 PM (lTGtQ)

340 You know, Demons killing Demons is okay with me.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 01:49 PM (D8mow)

341 284 Yeah, the main thing is what would a man and a woman be doing in the backseat of a car in a deserted parking garage.

I don't know. I couldn't see anything.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke a
------------------------------

It's a question that calls upon imagination.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 01:49 PM (Y7uha)

342 293
'Hopefully Biden doesn't attend her funeral and shart loudly for all to hear and smell. '

If you stand close enough to the casket when you do it, you can blame it on QEII.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:49 PM (ruYJi)

343 331 I'm confident Justin Castreau will behave in a representative and deeply embarrassing manner.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 08, 2022 01:49 PM (eGTCV)

=========

Image from Justin Trudeau's dressing room right now:

https://tinyurl.com/yc5swzfv

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 01:50 PM (LvTSG)

344 I have been following YouTube channels about the British Royal family, and I've learned a lot. Lady Colin Campbell had a video where she explained the value of a constitutional monarchy, and it was quite persuasive. Not that I want one here, but I do see the value.

I'm not a fan of Charles, but it seems he's gotten a lot of undeserved hate because of Diana, who, while she had some good points, was far from an angel.

The fact is that King Charles has little to no political power. The UK is where it is because of the politicians, not the monarchy. I hope he keeps his trap shut about his woke nonsense and follows the example of his mother, who by all accounts was a good Christian woman.

And I hope they finally expel the odious Harkles whose behavior has been unforgivable.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at September 08, 2022 01:50 PM (E9sNp)

345 here's a sobering thought: one of the official duties of the vice president is to attend the funerals of foreign heads of state
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 08, 2022 01:47 PM (ENBF0)
.......

Embarrassing. She'll probably break out in a loud cackle.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2022 01:50 PM (v0R5T)

346 Since a journalist was murdered, this might, possibly, conceivably be the one homicide that draws MFM interest and a memo about a one-day spike in crime.

Maybe.

But, it was a Democrat killer, so don't bet heavily.

Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at September 08, 2022 01:50 PM (aXxgO)

347 It is interesting to realize that QEII is the only Monarch of England I have known.

I guess people around the world felt the same way when Victoria died.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 01:50 PM (yQpMk)

348 Meanwhile, the MSM praises Jerry Rivers at FOX NEWS for telling everybody that Mr. Rivers ain't voting for Trump AGAIN!

Posted by: mrp at September 08, 2022 01:50 PM (6eRlp)

349 I wonder how many monarchs lasted as long as Q Elizabeth did. I read that an Egyptian pharaoh who became pharaoh at like 5 years old lasted for like 90 years. Louis 14 might have had the throne longer that Q E.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 08, 2022 01:50 PM (Ynyl9)

350 It's kind of odd. The deceased was an investigative reporter for over 40 years and I couldn't search out one article that he wrote.

I was kind of hoping to find out how he handled his investigation of the mass shooting in Las Vegas. I found a reference where he was the only reporter to mention that the shooter first tried to hit jet fuel tanks before firing at people. But, I couldn't even locate the article that was referenced.

Posted by: Orson at September 08, 2022 01:50 PM (dHMHN)

351 339 The Queen is dead. So is the UK, now.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 08, 2022 01:49 PM (lTGtQ)

How were they still a Kingdom when they had a Queen?

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 01:50 PM (6TxNR)

352 =========

Image from Justin Trudeau's dressing room right now:

https://tinyurl.com/yc5swzfv
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 01:50 PM (LvTSG)

That's fake news.

He'd be in blackface.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

353 Sorry to hear about Elizabeth. She was a grand lady.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 01:50 PM (D8mow)

354 331 I'm confident Justin Castreau will behave in a representative and deeply embarrassing manner.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 08, 2022 01:49 PM (eGTCV)

His coronation dess will be dazzling, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 08, 2022 01:51 PM (V6f9+)

355 Posted by: Ian S. at September 08, 2022 01:48 PM (ZGrMX)

I have it on good authority that AP's last name is "Facciabrutta".

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2022 01:51 PM (dCxaZ)

356 THE QUEEN IS DEAD AND I DON'T FEEL TOO GOOD MYSELF!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 08, 2022 01:51 PM (FVME7)

357 A queen consort is the wife of a reigning king, or an empress consort in the case of an emperor.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 01:47 PM (Y7uha)
_____________

So Camilla is the Shithead Consort?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:51 PM (YqDXo)

358 331 I'm confident Justin Castreau will behave in a representative and deeply embarrassing manner.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 08, 2022 01:49 PM (eGTCV)

Justine?

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 01:51 PM (RuTUS)

359 The fact is that King Charles has little to no political power. The UK is where it is because of the politicians, not the monarchy. I hope he keeps his trap shut about his woke nonsense and follows the example of his mother, who by all accounts was a good Christian woman.

He needs to keep his being a Moslem convert underwraps.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 01:51 PM (yQpMk)

360 https://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-62842089

BBC Live Updates.

Charles is now King

...

Prime minister expected to make a statement

I expect parliament was told this morning she only had hours left.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 01:51 PM (5Qjf9)

361 I suspect Charles will take a different name.

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:51 PM (Zzbjj)

362 re 346: local news. Repub kills a robber in self defense major news.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 08, 2022 01:51 PM (Ynyl9)

363
nood queen

no, wait...

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 08, 2022 01:51 PM (ENBF0)

364 https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-61585886

"Her grandson, Prince William, is also there, with his brother, Prince Harry, on his way."

Looks as if they didn't wait for the ginger.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 01:48 PM (5Qjf9)

Harry? Prince Charles' Red-Headed Step-son? Might that have had something to do with the whole train-wreck of Harry's marriage? (And Charles' too?)

Posted by: rd at September 08, 2022 01:51 PM (Z32m1)

365 315
here's a sobering thought: one of the official duties of the vice president is to attend the funerals of foreign heads of state
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 08, 2022 01:47 PM (ENBF0)
-----------------

She'll blow it.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 01:52 PM (Y7uha)

366 I'm not a fan of Charles, but it seems he's gotten a lot of undeserved hate because of Diana, who, while she had some good points, was far from an angel.

yeah that's definitely true -- the Diana worship was over the top

Posted by: brak at September 08, 2022 01:52 PM (j5Tg0)

367 Fauci killed the queen. Seriously.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 01:52 PM (Wrs74)

368 So Camilla is the Shithead Consort?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:51 PM (YqDXo)

I always found it hard to believe that Charles cheated on Diana with that

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 01:52 PM (bs+z0)

369 361 I suspect Charles will take a different name.
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:51 PM (Zzbjj)

King Brandon

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 01:52 PM (us2H3)

370 352 =========
Image from Justin Trudeau's dressing room right now:
https://tinyurl.com/yc5swzfv
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 01:50 PM (LvTSG)

That's fake news.
He'd be in blackface.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

Blackface is appropriate for a funeral of a monarch.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at September 08, 2022 01:52 PM (ynpvh)

371 Meanwhile, the MSM praises Jerry Rivers at FOX NEWS for telling everybody that Mr. Rivers ain't voting for Trump AGAIN!

Posted by: mrp
==

Jerry never voted for Trump, he is, get this, lying.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 08, 2022 01:53 PM (u4CEu)

372 so now the US and England will both have idiots on the throne. Charles like 12 years ago predicted we only had like 8 years to save the planet. I probably have a link somewhere.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 08, 2022 01:53 PM (Ynyl9)

373 In China and Russia, and in other totalitarian-led countries, journalists who really speak "truth to power" are routinely imprisoned or murdered. And hardly a squeak about them makes it to our media markets.

Posted by: mrp at September 08, 2022 01:53 PM (6eRlp)

374 361 I suspect Charles will take a different name.

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:51 PM (Zzbjj)

Gaia?

Posted by: Justin Castreau at September 08, 2022 01:53 PM (ynpvh)

375 I think everyone here is right, it's going to be Kamala and Jill representing the U.S.
I'm sure Joe wants to go but his meds are still a fragile balancing act.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 01:53 PM (qH6FZ)

376 I wonder if Xi will attend the funeral.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2022 01:54 PM (Ab2uT)

377 One of those semi-fascist.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 08, 2022 01:54 PM (ytSiK)

378 Will brandon go to the funeral?

Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2022 01:54 PM (oRWDD)

379 There's almost no week we - Pennsylvanians - don't have news about who's remorseful but nevertheless sentenced to prison for participating in the 'Capitol riot.' Similarly, there's almost no week we don't hear or read how basic, humane treatment of prison inmates has been pushed aside for too long and how climate change is worsening their conditions including, but not limited to, swamp coolers vs. AC; poor plumbing, inadequate diets and healthcare, big business and lack of mental health treatment. To that end, we need a European approach operating such systems with dignity in mind.

The Marines stood at Independence Hall for PJB's recent speech. We remember in 2018 two Marines in Philly, only as tourists & to attend a military ball, were assaulted and badly injured as likely participants in a "right wing" demonstration also held in the vicinity of Independence Hall. Criminal charges were reduced to misdemeanors; none served prison time.

"Deplorables" are outed to their employers and released from work. They, too, have families.

Pennsylvania is wonderful, diverse & very troubled.

Posted by: Lola at September 08, 2022 01:54 PM (NIYa7)

380 Off disgusting Dicktater of the Canadiens...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:54 PM (ynpvh)

381 Out of respect for her husband, Meghan The Dutchess of Santa Barbara will wait a week before spilling how racist the dead Queen was.
Posted by: lowandslow

Yes, the very racist Queen who in 1961 on a visit to Ghana, danced with Ghana's President at a formal affair. The pictures of this shows the Queen having the time of her life while dancing. How racist.
Posted by: Cheri at September 08, 2022 01:49 PM (oiNtH)

The Queen who fast-tracked the odious gold digger who claims to be black (LOL - when it suits her, of course) compared to all her very white predecessors (including the lovely Catherine). The racist Royal family who paid for her obscenely expensive wedding, and the racist Charles who walked her down the aisle. The racist royal family who were close to Mandela.

I bet you MeAgain will try to upstage the Queen's passing if she can get away with it. She's a narcissist, she won't be able to help herself.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at September 08, 2022 01:54 PM (E9sNp)

382 >>> 315
here's a sobering thought: one of the official duties of the vice president is to attend the funerals of foreign heads of state
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 08, 2022 01:47 PM (ENBF0)

*cackles*

Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 08, 2022 01:54 PM (llON8)

383 Biden will be invited, no question of his being excluded. Trump could be invited as a former President or otherwise, but I doubt it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 08, 2022 01:54 PM (e5oWi)

384 I always found it hard to believe that Charles cheated on Diana with that
Posted by: It's me donna
---------------------

I read that they were firsties and were always stuck on each other.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (Y7uha)

385 368 So Camilla is the Shithead Consort?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:51 PM (YqDXo)

I always found it hard to believe that Charles cheated on Diana with that
Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 01:52 PM (bs+z0)

Love is blind. So is animal husbandry, apparently.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (V6f9+)

386 376 I wonder if Xi will attend the funeral.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2022 01:54 PM (Ab2uT)

Oh, Pooh.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (ynpvh)

387 News item below: "Rainbow appears as people gather outside Buckingham Palace".
Charles: "See Mum? Sure sign I should be king!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Wow. That picture of the rainbow is awesome. Charles, not so much.

Posted by: Cheri at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (oiNtH)

388 Will Dr Jill find a sufficiently ugly dress in wear?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (eGTCV)

389 AltonJackson: "here's a sobering thought: one of the official duties of the vice president is to attend the funerals of foreign heads of state"

I wonder how many proceedings will be interrupted by cackling laughter? Besides all of them, I mean.

Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (aXxgO)

390 Jerry never voted for Trump, he is, get this, lying.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 08, 2022 01:53 PM (u4CEu)

What's funny is that the thumbnail leads displayed on my msn browser both have the word "again" in the descriptions.

Posted by: mrp at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (6eRlp)

391 387 News item below: "Rainbow appears as people gather outside Buckingham Palace".
Charles: "See Mum? Sure sign I should be king!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Wow. That picture of the rainbow is awesome. Charles, not so much.

Posted by: Cheri at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (oiNtH)

Twas a double, too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 01:56 PM (ynpvh)

392 I have to give head to the state ? Not a problem. ---Kamala Harris

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 01:56 PM (ZB6WQ)

393 I'm certain this will be in the news cycle for months, just like when reporter Jamal Khashoggi was murdered.

Right? Right?

Posted by: Another Anon at September 08, 2022 01:56 PM (sy/OZ)

394 I suspect Charles will take a different name.
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:51 PM (Zzbjj)

He did have a soft spot for his grandpa's brother. King Edward?

Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2022 01:56 PM (qH6FZ)

395 ok, here: this is from the UK Independent, July 2009:

Capitalism and consumerism have brought the world to the brink of economic and environmental collapse, the Prince of Wales has warned in a grandstand speech which set out his concerns for the future of the planet.

The heir to the throne told an audience of industrialists and environmentalists at St James's Palace last night that he had calculated that we have just 96 months left to save the world.

And in a searing indictment on capitalist society, Charles said we can no longer afford consumerism and that the "age of convenience" was over.

[sez the guy who always travels by bus]

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 08, 2022 01:57 PM (Ynyl9)

396 The fact is that King Charles has little to no political power. The UK is where it is because of the politicians, not the monarchy. I hope he keeps his trap shut about his woke nonsense and follows the example of his mother, who by all accounts was a good Christian woman.

He needs to keep his being a Moslem convert underwraps.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 01:51 PM (yQpMk)
______________

His handlers should make him wear a shock collar and zap him if he even utters the word "tampon."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:57 PM (YqDXo)

397 here's a sobering thought: one of the official duties of the vice president is to attend the funerals of foreign heads of state
Posted by: AltonJackson

The President and I and we were talking about the significance of the passage of life. Right? The significance of the passage of life . So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of life in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires, what we need to do to create these jobs. And there is such great significance to the passage of life when we think about a day in the life of our children. We call it death.

Posted by: Kamala's Funeral Oration at September 08, 2022 01:57 PM (FVME7)

398 Capitalism and consumerism have brought the world to the brink of economic and environmental collapse, the Prince of Wales has warned in a grandstand speech which set out his concerns for the future of the planet.
____________

Said the guy who is part of MY concerns for the future of the planet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:58 PM (YqDXo)

399 Jerry never voted for Trump, he is, get this, lying.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable

This narcissist is still sore at losing on Celebrity Apprentice.

Posted by: Cheri at September 08, 2022 01:58 PM (oiNtH)

400 here's a sobering thought: one of the official duties of the vice president is to attend the funerals of foreign heads of state
Posted by: AltonJackson

So England can take comfort in the fact that chuck and his whore won't be the biggest assholes attending.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at September 08, 2022 01:58 PM (cY9wR)

401 Her reign spanned 15 prime ministers starting with Winston Churchill, born in 1874, and including Liz Truss, born 101 years later in 1975

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 01:58 PM (5Qjf9)

402 re 387: N Korean news reported that when Lil Kim's father was born, three new stars appeared in the sky. Let's see Charles top that. Maybe three new Jaguars in the parking lot.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 08, 2022 01:59 PM (Ynyl9)

403 G-D Bless Queen Elizabeth II.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2022 01:59 PM (TRK+D)

404 388 Will Dr Jill find a sufficiently ugly dress in wear?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (eGTCV)
____________

What's the betting line on her wearing fishnet stockings?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (YqDXo)

405 There's a rumour that Charles will take the name George ... so he'll be G7

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (5Qjf9)

406 re 401: so you know that Biden will think she was 101.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (Ynyl9)

407 he had calculated that we have just 96 months left to save the world.

CAGE MATCH WITH GRETA THUNDERBURG!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (tq6IP)

408 Did Gutfeld humiliate Rivers so much that he decided to go looking for safes to open instead of gracing the world with even more stupidity? 'Cause you really don't see that guy much anymore. Thank God.

Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (aXxgO)

409 They should have fragged Rivera in Iraq for being an incompetent loudmouth unknowingly helping the enemy.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (ZB6WQ)

410 England has had their fair share of official name changes... what are they on now? Still the "United Kingdom of Great Britain And Northern Ireland"? Or something else?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 02:02 PM (6FeV1)

411 ok, here: this is from the UK Independent, July 2009:

The heir to the throne told an audience of industrialists and environmentalists at St James's Palace last night that he had calculated that we have just 96 months left to save the world.
_____________

So lessee ... 13 years ago he "calculated" that we have just 8 years to save the planet. Do I have that right?

The amazing thing is the Charles can count to 96.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM (YqDXo)

412 Live feed outside 10 Downing Street for Liz Truss speech.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF80iq3W6e0

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM (5Qjf9)

413 Meanwhile, an off-duty Alameda County Sheriff's deputy was arrested today as a suspect involved in a double-homicide last night. The Sheriff's office said the couple were killed execution-style.

Posted by: mrp at September 08, 2022 02:05 PM (6eRlp)

414 344 And I hope they finally expel the odious Harkles
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at September 08, 2022 01:50 PM (E9sNp)

LOL!

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 02:06 PM (RuTUS)

415 Queen Elizabeth 2 was also the Monarch and Head of State since the independence of the Bahamas, July 10, 1973. A handful of years ago, I was in the Bahamas for our July 4th & preparations were also being made for the Bahamian Independence Day. Both were lovely celebrations & I had the impression the Queen & Princess Margaret (the latter for which their main hospital was named, I think) were admired and respected by the Bahamian people.

The 11th is our 9/11 and our Benghazi. It's a sad week, indeed.

Posted by: Lola at September 08, 2022 02:06 PM (NIYa7)

416 345 here's a sobering thought: one of the official duties of the vice president is to attend the funerals of foreign heads of state
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 08, 2022 01:47 PM (ENBF0)
.......

Embarrassing. She'll probably break out in a loud cackle.
Posted by: wth at September 08, 2022 01:50 PM (v0R5T)

Probably?

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 02:07 PM (RuTUS)

417 The dreaded giggle-loop...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 02:08 PM (6FeV1)

418 My grandma's funeral was opened by a joke from the pastor. Grandma made him promise he'd tell it. So we could all say we laughed at a funeral.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 08, 2022 02:10 PM (6FeV1)

419 Liz Truss is out the front door.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 02:10 PM (5Qjf9)

420 224 Will she be entombed with Owebama's speeches on that iPod?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)
----
I also thought about the O-hole's speeches and decided that some sane person should mail it back to the dog-eater with a note that Her Majesty no longer needs that doorstop.

Posted by: Ciampino at September 08, 2022 02:11 PM (qfLjt)

421 224 Will she be entombed with Owebama's speeches on that iPod?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)
----
I also thought about the O-hole's speeches and decided that some sane person should mail it back to the dog-eater with a note that Her Majesty no longer needs that doorstop.
Posted by: Ciampino at September 08, 2022 02:11 PM (qfLjt)
____________

The odds Queen Elizabeth gave it to someone who immediately hit "factory reset" on it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:12 PM (YqDXo)

422 new thread

The Queen Has Passed at Age 96
—Ace

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 02:13 PM (RuTUS)

423 388 Posted by: That NLurker guy

LOL! The cruella deville wardrobe may once again be in the running.

Posted by: Lola at September 08, 2022 02:14 PM (NIYa7)

424 No big Headlines in the New York Pravda

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 08, 2022 06:11 PM (wGqjj)

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