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Chickenstorm Cafe

supercellinthailand.jpg
Storm over Thailand


Otter wants pets.

Reptile rodeo.

Goats frolicking on solar panels.

The Heist.

Baby seal wants to say "hi" to kayakers.

I'll just wait for the tide.

Dog tries to undo a bad decision.

This dog tries the same Undo move.

Stay with it. It gets... big.


Posted by: Ace at 07:43 PM




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1 Meep meep!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 05, 2022 07:42 PM (U2p+3)

2 Well done Nurse!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 05, 2022 07:42 PM (KhQzT)

3 I came for a fresh open thread and am dissappointed!

Posted by: Draki at September 05, 2022 07:43 PM (KIEXu)

4 That is some dramatic looking sky

Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2022 07:43 PM (k8B25)

5 Ya left out the hamster thing, nurse

Posted by: gourmand du jour, prepping like mad at September 05, 2022 07:45 PM (jTmQV)

6 Love the dinner bell!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 05, 2022 07:46 PM (KhQzT)

7 I don't know if I can be trained well enough for that Mario maze.

Posted by: Draki at September 05, 2022 07:46 PM (KIEXu)

8 A source familiar told Fox News that the FBI seized 40 years of Trump’s medical records from Mar-a-Lago during the search.

A. Never keep records. My mom shed burned.
b. Never keep records. Do not work for govt.
iii. Never keep records. lie lie lie

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 05, 2022 07:46 PM (BRHaw)

9 Summoned the open ones.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 05, 2022 07:46 PM (KhQzT)

10 That's the wrong kind of otter, ace. I think you're mocking me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 05, 2022 07:46 PM (U2p+3)

11 After these many otter videos think one would be neat for a pet.
Would take him swimming down to the river.

Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2022 07:47 PM (k8B25)

12 wow, that's some photo!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 05, 2022 07:47 PM (r46W7)

13 I've never seen so many airborne chickens!

Posted by: gourmand du jour, prepping like mad at September 05, 2022 07:47 PM (jTmQV)

14 Ooh. Nice weather up there!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 05, 2022 07:48 PM (OX9vb)

15 Summoned the open ones.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 05, 2022 07:46 PM (KhQzT)

*flock of corgis fly through the skies*

Posted by: Draki at September 05, 2022 07:48 PM (KIEXu)

16 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 05, 2022 07:48 PM (T4tVD)

17 That pic up top could easily come from The Wheel of Time. I half expect the Dark One's hand to come reaching down to touch the world and fill it with the Shadow...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 05, 2022 07:49 PM (K5n5d)

18 Rick and Morty is officially done-zo.

Posted by: ... at September 05, 2022 07:49 PM (BXxcV)

19 Cafe!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 05, 2022 07:50 PM (gbzeC)

20 Think it's going to rain.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 05, 2022 07:50 PM (dNqv+)

21 Chickenstorm? What kind of fascist Nazi Trumpie name is that??

Posted by: fd at September 05, 2022 07:50 PM (sn5EN)

22 18 Rick and Morty is officially done-zo.
Posted by: ... at September 05, 2022 07:49 PM (BXxcV)

Never watched it, but it seems like someone mentioned it had gone down hill.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 05, 2022 07:50 PM (dNqv+)

23 I think this is the correct kind of otter, nurse. I posted it on an earlier thread:

https://tinyurl.com/3ytapwcm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2022 07:51 PM (wvo9L)

24 The Mario Maze looks more like Wipeout!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 05, 2022 07:51 PM (U2p+3)

25 otter, ace. I think you're mocking me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 05, 2022 07:46 PM (U2p+3)


It otter be a different kind.

Sorry !

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 05, 2022 07:51 PM (WF/xn)

26 Water dogs and non-water dogs...

https://twitter.com/theworldofdog/status/
1565429890987474944

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 05, 2022 07:52 PM (yikp0)

27 Fen,
No. That's also a river otter.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 05, 2022 07:52 PM (U2p+3)

28 >>>Stay with it. It gets... big.

That's my line!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 05, 2022 07:53 PM (hVqGz)

29 Petting an otter's paws. Read the second tweet with the Jap zoo stories.

https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/
1565354143866241031

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 05, 2022 07:53 PM (yikp0)

30 More Lies: Biden Claims He Got “Very Engaged” in Civil Rights Movement as a Kid in PA Labor Day Speech to a Few Dozen Union Workers

His dad was a rich car salesmann!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 05, 2022 07:53 PM (BRHaw)

31 That hamster does not know to hit those coin boxes from underneath.

Posted by: Axeman at September 05, 2022 07:54 PM (OaZlZ)

32 I don't know if I can be trained well enough for that Mario maze.
Posted by: Draki

Was wondering how hard it would be to make a people sized Mario maze. Bet it would be fun.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 05, 2022 07:55 PM (ftFVW)

33 Those chickens...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 05, 2022 07:55 PM (R/m4+)

34 I saw Siam open for Storm Over Thailand. It was an interesting show:

"Field Marshal Phibunsongkhram, who was majorly behind the rise of fascism in the country at the time, came up with official orders and mandates that changed the country’s name from Siam to Thailand. The name was officially changed from Siam to Thailand on June 24, 1939. The country was known as Thailand from 1939 to 1946 when the name was again changed back to Siam. It remained as Siam from 1946 to 1948. In 1948, the country was again renamed Thailand and the name has remained the same to date."

Posted by: Deborah Kerr at September 05, 2022 07:55 PM (eR8Ul)

35 https://youtu.be/gllmWSRny0s

This is a Christmas card with the right kind of otters.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 05, 2022 07:55 PM (U2p+3)

36 More Lies: Biden Claims He Got “Very Engaged” in Civil Rights Movement as a Kid in PA Labor Day Speech to a Few Dozen Union Workers

His dad was a rich car salesmann!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 05, 2022 07:53 PM (BRHaw)

That sick demented motherfucker is one of the last living segregationists. Fuck that piece of shit sideways and twice on Sundays.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 07:56 PM (6FeV1)

37 That pic up top could easily come from The Wheel of Time. I half expect the Dark One's hand to come reaching down to touch the world and fill it with the Shadow...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 05, 2022 07:49 PM (K5n5d)

Waiting for season two has been awful

Posted by: Draki at September 05, 2022 07:56 PM (KIEXu)

38 "Field Marshal Phibunsongkhram,

I would pay $20 to hear Al Sharpton pronounce that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2022 07:57 PM (eR8Ul)

39 Waiting for season two has been awful
Posted by: Draki at September 05, 2022 07:56 PM (KIEXu)
---
WATCHING season one was awful...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 05, 2022 07:58 PM (K5n5d)

40 I did not know chickens could fly. Yowza.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 05, 2022 07:58 PM (u82oZ)

41 More Lies: Biden Claims He Got “Very Engaged” in Civil Rights Movement as a Kid in PA Labor Day Speech to a Few Dozen Union Workers

His dad was a rich car salesmann!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 05, 2022 07:53 PM (BRHaw)

That sick demented motherfucker is one of the last living segregationists. Fuck that piece of shit sideways and twice on Sundays.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 07:56 PM (6FeV1)

Not even Kamala has forgotten Segregation-Brandon

Posted by: Draki at September 05, 2022 07:58 PM (KIEXu)

42 36 That sick demented motherfucker is one of the last living segregationists. Fuck that piece of shit sideways and twice on Sundays.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 07:56 PM (6FeV1)


In fairness to Slow Joe, it sounds like he didn't say which side of the civil rights movement he was on. I mean, those guys with the pointy hats were "very engaged" if you know what I'm sayin.

Posted by: CppThis at September 05, 2022 07:58 PM (UewuT)

43 WATCHING season one was awful...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 05, 2022 07:58 PM (K5n5d)

Darkfriend lies!

Season One was great. I think they nailed the characters.

Posted by: Draki at September 05, 2022 07:59 PM (KIEXu)

44 I did not know chickens could fly. Yowza.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 05, 2022 07:58 PM (u82oZ)
---
As God is my witness...

Posted by: Mr. Carlson at September 05, 2022 08:00 PM (OaZlZ)

45 44 I did not know chickens could fly. Yowza.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 05, 2022 07:58 PM (u82oZ)

only the carnivorous ones.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 05, 2022 08:00 PM (r46W7)

46 Try to imagine DOJ seizing medical records from former prez Clinton or Obama. Won’t even ace you to try to imagine the (appropriate) hurricane of outrage and backlash from all sides.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 05, 2022 08:01 PM (OTzUX)

47 18 Rick and Morty is officially done-zo.
Posted by: ... at September 05, 2022 07:49 PM (BXxcV)


Never watched it, but my powers of deduction tell me that many memes flowed from that show. How ever shall the Internet recover from this tragedy?

Posted by: CppThis at September 05, 2022 08:02 PM (UewuT)

48 Rick and Morty is officially done-zo.
Posted by: ... at September 05, 2022 07:49 PM (BXxcV)
---
Why do you say that?

Posted by: Axeman at September 05, 2022 08:02 PM (OaZlZ)

49 That's a scary looking cloud.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 05, 2022 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)

50 Hmmm. “ace” = axe = ask in my last comment

Posted by: rhomboid at September 05, 2022 08:03 PM (OTzUX)

51 Catch y'all later, going for pizza.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 05, 2022 08:03 PM (Bd6X8)

52 question...did we have a thread sometime recently with weather map colors from the 80s compared to today with the same colors?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (3CCua) - at September 05, 2022 08:04 PM (3CCua)

53 It is nice to relax with a light cafe post after such a content heavy day.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 05, 2022 08:04 PM (Wrs74)

54 Meep meep!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 05, 2022 07:42 PM (U2p+3)


Damn it Nurse.
Your woodpeckers are down here again pecking my wood!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2022 08:04 PM (anj39)

55 Trump should publish a detailed list of the clothing that disappeared from Melania wardrobe during the raid. Using the “soures familiar” told CNN

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at September 05, 2022 08:04 PM (9X60i)

56 Bed time
Everyone K hope has a good evening

Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2022 08:04 PM (k8B25)

57 52 question...did we have a thread sometime recently with weather map colors from the 80s compared to today with the same colors?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (3CCua) - at September 05, 2022 08:04 PM (3CCua)

yes

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 05, 2022 08:04 PM (r46W7)

58
That sick demented motherfucker is one of the last living segregationists. Fuck that piece of shit sideways and twice on Sundays.
Posted by: W


in fairness, you mean besides those black student union segregationists.

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 05, 2022 08:05 PM (VAbX5)

59 What's amazing is the turtle and his buckaroo frog rider have a better innate understanding of physics and navigation than anything Tesla has programmed in their EVs.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 05, 2022 08:05 PM (DOvc/)

60 Is that a gay hamster?

Posted by: Mookie at September 05, 2022 08:05 PM (u+Y3T)

61 Friend of mine has a dairy sheep herd selling dairy product to high end restaurants and retail food stores. Coyotes were killing ewes fairly often so he got a year old Anatolian Shepherd. He asked me about training it but I did some research on the breed. This dog didn’t protect the sheep at all and the slaughter continued. Turns out the dog must bond with the flock as a puppy…he got a puppy eventually.

Posted by: 7man at September 05, 2022 08:06 PM (qwO6y)

62 question...did we have a thread sometime recently with weather map colors from the 80s compared to today with the same colors?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (3CCua) - at September 05, 2022 08:04 PM (3CCua)

—————

Yes, but it was more recent than that. Europe, with the same temps. A few years ago the map was green. Recently it was all red.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 05, 2022 08:06 PM (u73oe)

63
Chuy, Chuy, Chuy, Chuy
Chuy, Chuy, Chuy, Chu-ai
Chuy, Chuy, Chuy, Chuy
Chuy, Chuy, You're gonna shelve

Posted by: Axeman at September 05, 2022 08:06 PM (OaZlZ)

64
yes
Posted by: Tom Servo

rough month time frame? i want to use the weather maps, with the same temps, using different colors in a training sessiin for ethics in operational analysis.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (3CCua) - at September 05, 2022 08:06 PM (3CCua)

65 did we have a thread sometime recently with weather map colors from the 80s compared to today with the same colors?


I think Buck posted something about that. Here's an article about it: https://bit.ly/3KLQkoV

Posted by: Mookie at September 05, 2022 08:06 PM (u+Y3T)

66 That's a scary looking cloud.
Posted by: JackStraw

If you're standing underneath it. From a distance it is stunning .

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 05, 2022 08:07 PM (3g0rF)

67 Because no president is ever anyone's master... Fuck you, Joseph Robinette Biden, presumptive 46th president of the United States of America. You are garbage. You know your usurped position is illegitimate. You know your entire career is a farce. You know your family is a five alarm dumpster fire as a result of your own perfidy and nothing else. You couldn't even find the gas cap on a '69 Camaro. Your entire life is a lie. Your shamming at faith is your damnation. The world is a worse place for your existence. May you somehow find peace with your Creator, Who might by some miracle convince your crooked black soul of what a revolting puddle of loose excrement you are, and lead you to some form of repentance.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:07 PM (6FeV1)

68 Of course, when I searched for "scary weather map colors", the browser (I use Brave) listed a garbage check from snopes.

Posted by: Mookie at September 05, 2022 08:08 PM (u+Y3T)

69 Yes, but it was more recent than that. Europe, with the same temps. A few years ago the map was green. Recently it was all red.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

that's what i am remembering. it's a classic and perfect ethics example that i can use.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (3CCua) - at September 05, 2022 08:08 PM (3CCua)

70 JackStraw

You can see the wall cloud clearly. The hook-echo twisty part is to the right just out of the picture.

Course recommendations for avoidance are dependent on the wind. In Kansas, Southeast or Northwest depending on base wind.
See this often in March, April, and June.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 05, 2022 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

71 Picture looked like CGI to me, but then I saw 'Thailand' and I was completely satisfied. Carry on.

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at September 05, 2022 08:08 PM (24fqN)

72 Chickenstorm: The Seduction of Foghorn Leghorn (R)

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 05, 2022 08:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

73 Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:07 PM (6FeV1)

—————

Poetry

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 05, 2022 08:08 PM (u73oe)

74 Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:07 PM (6FeV1)
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As I say to any moderate acquaintances, he sure drives the country like he stole it.

Posted by: Axeman at September 05, 2022 08:09 PM (OaZlZ)

75
I think Buck posted something about that. Here's an article about it: https://bit.ly/3KLQkoV
Posted by: Mookie

i like that link! now that you've hit me with the clue by 4, i can go find Buck's morning rant.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (3CCua) - at September 05, 2022 08:09 PM (3CCua)

76 Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:07 PM (6FeV1)

Really, that's kind of an understatement, but I'll agree.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 05, 2022 08:09 PM (OX9vb)

77 Bif I saw a recent Euro weather report (TV) juxtaposed with a similar one from decades earlier - similar/same temps, but recent report used orange and red where old report used green and yellow in the electronic map. Can’t recall where, online.

Clown world, but nothing funny about it, and few even trying to dismantle the mass distortion, lysenkoism, or brainwashing.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 05, 2022 08:10 PM (OTzUX)

78 As I say to any moderate acquaintances, he sure drives the country like he stole it.
Posted by: Axeman at September 05, 2022 08:09 PM (OaZlZ)


And I am stealing that.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2022 08:10 PM (anj39)

79 And I am stealing that.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 05, 2022 08:10 PM (anj39)

#MeToo

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:11 PM (6FeV1)

80 Joe drives the country like he stole it!

Hey, wait a minute...

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 05, 2022 08:12 PM (u73oe)

81
Clown world, but nothing funny about it, and few even trying to dismantle the mass distortion, lysenkoism, or brainwashing.
Posted by: rhomboid

thank you! my division 'asked' me to build a curriculum on operations analysis, and part of that is consistency in how metrics and results are reported. main purpose is to make it easy to understand, secondary purpose is to be consistent. last is ethics in analysis, and i can use those example to hit that nail very solidly.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (3CCua) - at September 05, 2022 08:13 PM (3CCua)

82 Salty

One of my favorite things about being on the ocean is the weather. I've seen some big storms up close and personal but I've never experienced a midwest tornado and I can't say I want. The destructive power of those things is crazy.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 05, 2022 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)

83 26 Water dogs and non-water dogs...

https://twitter.com/theworldofdog/status/
1565429890987474944
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 05, 2022 07:52 PM (yikp0)
******
Lol. The non-water dogs would be mine. If it's raining, they'll stick their heads out the pet door and give that "nope, not today look"

Posted by: redridinghood at September 05, 2022 08:14 PM (NpAcC)

84 As an aside, 'Siam' is an exonym for Thailand.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2022 08:15 PM (tAjbr)

85
When the chickens.

Come home.

To roost!

Posted by: Jeremiah Wright at September 05, 2022 08:16 PM (63Dwl)

86 Posted by: Jeremiah Wright at September 05, 2022 08:16 PM (63Dwl)

You were only off by one comma...

God damn, America.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:17 PM (6FeV1)

87 One of my favorite things about being on the ocean is the weather. I've seen some big storms up close and personal but I've never experienced a midwest tornado and I can't say I want. The destructive power of those things is crazy.
Posted by: JackStraw
------

Having been raised in the southeast, tornados were very rare. Then, as a young adult I moved to the midwest. I was surprised to see, when conditions were threatening, people standing outside in their yards, scanning the skies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2022 08:18 PM (tAjbr)

88 JackStraw

We should be in a bar, trading stories of ships in bad weather. I got plenty of stories.

And even in a ship over 600 feet long, the ocean can be bigger. Quite humbling.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 05, 2022 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

89 "It's time for dinner..."
She must serve one helluva meal.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 05, 2022 08:18 PM (NpAcC)

90 Field Marshal Phibunsongkhram,
I would pay $20 to hear Al Sharpton pronounce that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2022 07:57 PM (eR8Ul)

That Field Marshal Phillbemybabysmamagram learned all he be knowing from Dr. Gurgles and the Third Reich.

Posted by: Al Sharpton, Race Warlord at September 05, 2022 08:19 PM (R/m4+)

91 Bif, there was a humdinger along those exact lines, around summer of ‘20 (?) - Kansas public health chief was pushing masks and put up ridiculous comparison of county data from mandate/no-mandate counties, as I recall. Was immediately busted and withdres, again IIRC. NaCly might remember details.

Stunning and disastrous collapse in public institutions.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 05, 2022 08:19 PM (OTzUX)

92 Joe drives the country like he stole it!
-----

Rented mule.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2022 08:19 PM (WxuR2)

93 84 As an aside, 'Siam' is an exonym for Thailand.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,



https://youtu.be/66quTi26YLY

Summer in Siam

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 05, 2022 08:20 PM (sAmhv)

94 "As an aside, 'Siam' is an exonym for Thailand."

Some folkth thay 'Thiam.'

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at September 05, 2022 08:20 PM (24fqN)

95 Stunning and disastrous collapse in public institutions.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 05, 2022 08:19 PM (OTzUX)

Is the lack of shame, really, that is the problem.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:21 PM (6FeV1)

96 Thum.

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at September 05, 2022 08:21 PM (24fqN)

97 Dementia Shouty Joe strikes again.

Greg Price @greg_price11 · 6h
Biden: "God bless you all and may God prect our troops."

https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/
1566853150233006083

And, yes, he clearly shouts "prect".

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 05, 2022 08:21 PM (yikp0)

98 And even in a ship over 600 feet long, the ocean can be bigger. Quite humbling.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 05, 2022 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

————-

USS Saipan in the Med in ‘89. Waves breaking over the bow, damaging several helicopters. I did not enjoy that storm. A berthing area full of seasick Marines is not fun.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 05, 2022 08:21 PM (u73oe)

99 Summer in Siam
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 05, 2022 08:20 PM (sAmhv)

Luge lessons

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:21 PM (6FeV1)

100 Mike Hammer

I do scope-head CPAs on the tracks shown by weather radar.
This summer, I lost my lightning arrester assembly on top of the house to strong straight-line winds with a nearby twister. Did my wife go to our FEMA-certified safe room? Negative. Sigh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 05, 2022 08:22 PM (u82oZ)

101 Thum.
Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at September 05, 2022 08:21 PM (24fqN)

FOOS!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:22 PM (6FeV1)

102 I am Sam.

Ye Siam.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 05, 2022 08:22 PM (mZ3xv)

103 "It's time for dinner..."
She must serve one helluva meal.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 05, 2022 08:18 PM

Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds.

Directed by Gary Larsen.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 05, 2022 08:22 PM (asZuX)

104 "As an aside, 'Siam' is an exonym for Thailand."

I learned my geography from playing Risk, and it was Siam...

Posted by: Mookie at September 05, 2022 08:23 PM (u+Y3T)

105 Warai, and a pathetic public, and the political class it sustains/tolerates/ even supports.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 05, 2022 08:23 PM (OTzUX)

106
I learned my geography from playing Risk, and it was Siam...

Posted by: Mookie at September 05, 2022 08:23 PM (u+Y3T)


And I learned how to take over the world.

Australia.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 05, 2022 08:24 PM (mZ3xv)

107 105 Warai, and a pathetic public, and the political class it sustains/tolerates/ even supports.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 05, 2022 08:23 PM (OTzUX)

So one's lack of shame, and the other's lack of pride?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:24 PM (6FeV1)

108 Those videos are really scarry
Alright they're not scarry at all

Count Floyd

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 05, 2022 08:25 PM (eGTCV)

109 My next dog is going to be an Anatolian shepherd. Marcus Barkus Rufus Dufus O'Malley passed several weeks ago and I can't bring myself to looking yet. We have a buffet of predators out here. Cougars, coyotes and now we get to add wolves to that list. Neighbor up the hill caught a state fish and feathers biologist on his timber property this summer . Biologist told him he was studying the effects of wolf and cougar predation on the deer and elk populations. He admitted that they identified 14 wolves who hunted in the area but they are not considered a pack. Neighbor informed him that the wolves have been in the area for at least 6 years and every time a sighting had been reported they were told that they were mistaken. He finished the conversation by telling the gentleman that he was trespassing and get the hell off of his property.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 05, 2022 08:25 PM (3g0rF)

110 And even in a ship over 600 feet long, the ocean can be bigger. Quite humbling.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
------
I had a personal conversation with Capt. Warwick of the QEII, who was on the bridge at the time that a 90 foot rogue wave hit it. It was interesting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2022 08:25 PM (tUVP/)

111 He finished the conversation by telling the gentleman that he was trespassing and get the hell off of his property.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 05, 2022 08:25 PM (3g0rF)

A thermos of coffee and a sighted in rifle.

"Wolf? What wolf?""

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:27 PM (6FeV1)

112 Austin Powers was 25 years ago.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 05, 2022 08:27 PM (mZ3xv)

113

I do not like green eggs and spam.
I do not like it, King of Siam.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at September 05, 2022 08:27 PM (63Dwl)

114 Did my wife go to our FEMA-certified safe room? Negative. Sigh.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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No point in overreacting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2022 08:28 PM (tUVP/)

115 rhomboid

Yes. It was pretty bad. I testified twice before the County Commissioners, who agreed with me that rural Kansas did not need masks.

But the Educational establishment (esp. KSU) , the local paper, and Anti-Fa went all out to get rid of my based, common sense Commissioner friend, and he lost his reelection. Masks for all then.

The good news is masks are very rare now. Their credibility is gone. Reality won, in this small case.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 05, 2022 08:28 PM (u82oZ)

116 Austin Powers was 25 years ago.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 05, 2022 08:27 PM (mZ3xv)

You can't make me feel old if i already feel old.

So mnyeah.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:28 PM (6FeV1)

117 You notice the cloud doesn't mess with the rocks. It looks all mean n shit, but ain't gonna start nothin with that terrain. Thairain.

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at September 05, 2022 08:29 PM (24fqN)

118 I do not understand how there are still people who think a dolphin "smiling" at them is in any way friendly.

But then, some people seem to think when Biden does that breathy "come on, man" folksy talk is real talk.

Both are rapists. I blame television, for the decades of being able to pull the wool over everyone about the raping.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 05, 2022 08:29 PM (i3yPZ)

119 116 Austin Powers was 25 years ago.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 05, 2022 08:27 PM (mZ3xv)

You can't make me feel old if i already feel old.

So mnyeah.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:28 PM (6FeV1

We're all old-ish.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 05, 2022 08:30 PM (mZ3xv)

120 >>Having been raised in the southeast, tornados were very rare. Then, as a young adult I moved to the midwest. I was surprised to see, when conditions were threatening, people standing outside in their yards, scanning the skies.

We get a lot of wind storms up here. Not as many true hurricanes as the southeast but plenty of nor'easters, blizzards and the like. But much if not most of the damage is from water or snow.

The windspeed of some of the tornados I've seen that just blow structures apart is pretty humbling.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 05, 2022 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)

121 Austin Powers was 25 years ago.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Shut yo' mouth.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 05, 2022 08:30 PM (ftFVW)

122 The good news is masks are very rare now. Their credibility is gone. Reality won, in this small case.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Only until the next Current Thing.

Posted by: The MSM at September 05, 2022 08:31 PM (MrUzB)

123 We're all old-ish.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 05, 2022 08:30 PM (mZ3xv)

It took a while, but I'm starting to get used to being 29.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:31 PM (6FeV1)

124 Austin Powers was 25 years ago.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 05, 2022 08:27 PM (mZ3xv)

It's on Netflux right now. There's a dearth of "comedy" movies worth seeing these days, and truth be told, I've never actually watched this one. Watched the sequel, but not the original. Maybe I should rectify that this evening.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 05, 2022 08:31 PM (i3yPZ)

125 No Bangkok jokes??

It's like I don't even know you people any more!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 05, 2022 08:32 PM (yikp0)

126 Sock Monkey * Ungovernable

Look up Bucovina Shepherd dog. The dairy ranch nearby has one. Outstanding defender of his friends.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 05, 2022 08:32 PM (u82oZ)

127 125 No Bangkok jokes??

It's like I don't even know you people any more!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 05, 2022 08:32 PM (yikp0)

Yeah, now that you mention it, where *is* garrett anyways?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:32 PM (6FeV1)

128 Austin Powers was 25 years ago.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 05, 2022 08:27 PM (mZ3xv)

It's on Netflux right now. There's a dearth of "comedy" movies worth seeing these days, and truth be told, I've never actually watched this one. Watched the sequel, but not the original. Maybe I should rectify that this evening.
Posted by: BurtTC

One of the rare instances in which the sequel is better than the original. Original still hilarious, but the second moves at a better pace and Mike had more of an idea of what the characters were.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 05, 2022 08:33 PM (MGB5H)

129 "Wolf? What wolf?""
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:27 PM

*points*

That. That wolf.

Posted by: Eyegore at September 05, 2022 08:33 PM (asZuX)

130 It's on Netflux right now. There's a dearth of "comedy" movies worth seeing these days, and truth be told, I've never actually watched this one. Watched the sequel, but not the original. Maybe I should rectify that this evening.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 05, 2022 08:31 PM (i3yPZ

The original has the one, the only, the lovely Miss Kensington, played by the world's hottest smoke show, Elizabeth Hurley.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 05, 2022 08:33 PM (mZ3xv)

131 Austin Powers was 25 years ago.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Shut yo' mouth.
Posted by: She Hobbit

That reminds me - Shaft came out in '71 - What's that? Fifty plus years?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 05, 2022 08:33 PM (LsEU/)

132 Dr. Evil always cracks me up. IIRC, some of the characters were originally shtick he did to make his dad laugh.

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at September 05, 2022 08:33 PM (24fqN)

133
It took a while, but I'm starting to get used to being 29.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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It ain't all that it's cracked up to be.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2022 08:33 PM (MrUzB)

134 Stra Trek is on. It the one where Kirk wrestles Mirror Universe Barney.

Posted by: fd at September 05, 2022 08:34 PM (sn5EN)

135 Of course Reuters finds the dark lining to the silver cloud:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) -A federal judge on Monday agreed to appoint a special master to review records seized by the FBI during its unprecedented search of former President Donald Trump’s Florida estate, a move that is likely to delay the Justice Department’s ongoing criminal investigation.

How terrible that the investigation will be delayed while an impartial observer makes sure a citizen's rights aren't trampled.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 05, 2022 08:34 PM (Wrs74)

136 A thermos of coffee and a sighted in rifle.

"Wolf? What wolf?""
Posted by: Warai-otoko

You would fit right in round here. You forgot the shovel

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 05, 2022 08:35 PM (3g0rF)

137 What Reuters is trying to say is "Just get on with the conviction already! We have the article written and in the que!!!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 05, 2022 08:35 PM (Wrs74)

138 Dr. Evil always cracks me up. IIRC, some of the characters were originally shtick he did to make his dad laugh.
Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp

Dana Carvey is still pissed at Mike Myers because Dr Evil was Carvey's Lorne Michaels impression.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 05, 2022 08:35 PM (MGB5H)

139 The original has the one, the only, the lovely Miss Kensington, played by the world's hottest smoke show, Elizabeth Hurley.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

But the second has Rob Lowe. I'm probably a little young for him, but if memory serves he doesn't mind.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 05, 2022 08:35 PM (ftFVW)

140 How terrible that the investigation will be delayed while an impartial observer makes sure a citizen's rights aren't trampled.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

How terrible that the American people are given real information so that they (we) can have faith in our government. (Yeah, right)

Posted by: SFGoth at September 05, 2022 08:35 PM (KAi1n)

141 JackStraw

We have a number of local structures scattered over several fields from this Spring's tornadoes.

I wanted to build an improved Malcolm Wells underground house when we moved to Kansas. Alas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 05, 2022 08:36 PM (u82oZ)

142 It's mean to do the "more treats under this second cup" with dogs, unless you give the dog all the treats.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at September 05, 2022 08:36 PM (WE4XT)

143 Dog is barking at the outside. She's upset that I don't respect how much she protect me.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 05, 2022 08:37 PM (eGTCV)

144 >>>It took a while, but I'm starting to get used to being 29.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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It ain't all that it's cracked up to be.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,

>My 101 year old grandmother said that growing old isn't for sissies.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 05, 2022 08:37 PM (DOvc/)

145 Special master is better than a general master, let alone an ordinary master. Probably charges more.

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at September 05, 2022 08:37 PM (24fqN)

146 But the second has Rob Lowe. I'm probably a little young for him, but if memory serves he doesn't mind.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 05, 2022 08:35 PM (ftFVW)

"I'm sorry ma'am, but you're just too young and attractive for me" said no human being ever.

Especially not to an Ette.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:37 PM (6FeV1)

147 But the second has Rob Lowe. I'm probably a little young for him, but if memory serves he doesn't mind.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Ann. Perkins!
-Chris Traeger

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 05, 2022 08:37 PM (MGB5H)

148 January 20, 2025.

Trump steps up to the podium.

My turn.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 05, 2022 08:38 PM (u73oe)

149 Am hearing elsewhere that CA's power grid is going into rolling outages due to the heat.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 05, 2022 08:38 PM (4I/2K)

150 How terrible that the investigation will be delayed while an impartial observer makes sure a citizen's rights aren't trampled.
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Leftists bitching that Trump appointee [Federalist Society] judge is corrupt.

Sunny McSunnyface @sunnyright
Defending democracy sure involved a lot of attacking federal judges for rulings the left doesn’t like

https://twitter.com/sunnyright/status/
1566895710406049793

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 05, 2022 08:39 PM (yikp0)

151 Do either of these teams know how to play offense?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 05, 2022 08:39 PM (u73oe)

152 Warai-otoko

Nice rant. A tad understated.

Maybe we can have a rant contest at a MoMeet.
*Flexes fingers*
**Readies ability to curse in numerous languages and for extended periods of time.**

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 05, 2022 08:39 PM (u82oZ)

153 Trump steps up to the podium.

My turn.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 05, 2022 08:38 PM (u73oe)

"Dark Trump" would tickle my fancy something fierce. No gaggles. No speeches. No communication with the house or senate outside of the bare minimum. Just take the list of names you already got, and commence kicking asses.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:40 PM (6FeV1)

154 147 But the second has Rob Lowe. I'm probably a little young for him, but if memory serves he doesn't mind.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Ann. Perkins!
-Chris Traeger
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 05, 2022 08:37 PM (MGB5H


That was literally...a spot on impression.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 05, 2022 08:40 PM (mZ3xv)

155 Do either of these teams know how to play offense?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Nope. Clemson did when they had transcendent QBs and WRs. This iteration has neither. GT is still a glorified wishbone team.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 05, 2022 08:40 PM (MGB5H)

156 Am hearing elsewhere that CA's power grid is going into rolling outages due to the heat.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 05, 2022 08:38 PM (4I/2K)

Depends.

What year is your newspaper from?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:41 PM (6FeV1)

157
Look up Bucovina Shepherd dog. The dairy ranch nearby has one. Outstanding defender of his friends.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Anatolians aren't cheap but that there sounds dang expensive. Anatolians hail from the same general area as Pyrenees (Spain/Turkey). They were bred to defend grazing animals from wolves. They have a good track record in these parts. I have grandkids and goats so it seems like a prudent investment.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 05, 2022 08:42 PM (3g0rF)

158 "Am hearing elsewhere that CA's power grid is going into rolling outages due to the heat."

Slowly, then all at once.

Posted by: fd at September 05, 2022 08:42 PM (sn5EN)

159 That was literally...a spot on impression.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

*SNORT*

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 05, 2022 08:42 PM (MGB5H)

160 Heh, I have family in CA.

Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2022 08:42 PM (mBewQ)

161 *Readies ability to curse in numerous languages and for extended periods of time.**
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 05, 2022 08:39 PM (u82oZ)

... i think i actually cuss less when I'm really, really pissed off...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:42 PM (6FeV1)

162 OK, I guess solar panels are good for something after all.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 05, 2022 08:43 PM (TgBWG)

163 Dog is barking at the outside. She's upset that I don't respect how much she protect me.
Posted by: That NLurker
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Preemptive barking. Just in case...apparently.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2022 08:43 PM (WUbL3)

164 I have heard the Lunatic Fringe go As Far as Siam.

Posted by: Baron Munchausen at September 05, 2022 08:44 PM (C1NyB)

165 Posted by: fd at September 05, 2022 08:34 PM (sn5EN)

I always bring up that episode when people say we should not be able to own mortars.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 05, 2022 08:44 PM (Spr0s)

166 DOJ don't care about no special master.

They are going to indict anyway.

Posted by: blaster at September 05, 2022 08:44 PM (6TxNR)

167 What year is your newspaper from?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:41 PM (6FeV1)

*finds specs, blinks, focuses hard*
It says here 1934.
Oh.
Nevermind.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 05, 2022 08:44 PM (4I/2K)

168 Doubt reality has won, NaCly. Have seen Zero official admission that *all* “mitigation” had no benefit. Including masks, one where lack of efficacy had been studied/confirmed for DECADES prior.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 05, 2022 08:44 PM (OTzUX)

169 "Am hearing elsewhere that CA's power grid is going into rolling outages due to the heat."

Slowly, then all at once.
Posted by: fd

So maybe they only *start* as rolling and become more... static.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 05, 2022 08:44 PM (ftFVW)

170 If you say Siam you are deadnaming Thailand.

So you are all cancelled.

Posted by: blaster at September 05, 2022 08:45 PM (6TxNR)

171 Preemptive barking. Just in case...apparently.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2022 08:43 PM (WUbL3)

Practice Woos.

(Warai-Inu is part hound. Which means Woo-WOOOOOOOOooooo.... et cetera.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:45 PM (6FeV1)

172 In before special master is a racist dog whistle

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 05, 2022 08:45 PM (mZ3xv)

173 New proposed Calif ballot proposition: Blackouts are by zip code with wealthiest zip codes firstest.

Power issue would be fixed in a week.....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at September 05, 2022 08:46 PM (7SwmH)

174 "I always bring up that episode when people say we should not be able to own mortars."

Mortars aren't hard to get, but you need a Class 3 license for the pestles.

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at September 05, 2022 08:46 PM (24fqN)

175 Is the Special Master a master of his domain?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 05, 2022 08:47 PM (4I/2K)

176 I just finished a shot of coconut rumm. Gack.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 05, 2022 08:47 PM (eGTCV)

177 Biden's Labor Day appearance was live cast on the WH YouTube channel. There were 681 viewers.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 05, 2022 08:47 PM (Spr0s)

178 If I had any way to use *more* power right now, I would . Though nothing will be learned from blackouts. Not with a dumbed down populace and zero leadership.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 05, 2022 08:47 PM (OTzUX)

179 172 In before special master is a racist dog whistle
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 05, 2022 08:45 PM (mZ3xv)

Special?

...

Like the Olympics?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:47 PM (6FeV1)

180 Maybe we can have a rant contest at a MoMeet.
*Flexes fingers*
**Readies ability to curse in numerous languages and for extended periods of time.**
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 05, 2022 08:39 PM (u82oZ)
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One of AlextheChick's epic rants was read at a NoVaMoMee , either by Ace hisself or Alex.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 05, 2022 08:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

181 Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at September 05, 2022 08:46 PM (24fqN)

If you are James T Kirk you need nothing but some coal deposits, a diamond and a bamboo shoot.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 05, 2022 08:48 PM (Spr0s)

182 The magazines are all talking about "25 years without Diana "

I'm thinking more in terms of the 50th anniversary.

Me: "I've known what Muslims are all about since that dark day in September".

Lefty friends and relatives . "9/11 was Actually done by a rogue group of terrorists. Muslims don't actually…

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 05, 2022 08:49 PM (PVt/n)

183 Hope everyone bet the under on this game.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 05, 2022 08:50 PM (u73oe)

184 Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 05, 2022 08:49 PM (PVt/n)

Munich is a badass revenge flick tho.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 05, 2022 08:50 PM (MGB5H)

185 Speaking of storms over Thailand, I saw "13 Lives" the other day. Very good movie by cinema master Ron Howard ("Apollo 13", "A Beautiful Mind", "Rush"). At least a little of the Bezos swag went to a worthwhile project.

Posted by: Nemo at September 05, 2022 08:51 PM (S6ArX)

186 177 Biden's Labor Day appearance was live cast on the WH YouTube channel. There were 681 viewers.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 05, 2022 08:47 PM (Spr0s


That's like 195 foreign governments that had to watch it, all the heads of Biden's administration, fourth seven schools in California that streamed it to the gymnasium and four sickos from Kansas who masterbate to men in suits who whisper.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 05, 2022 08:51 PM (mZ3xv)

187 They are actually saying (admitting!) pre-cool your house before 4 PM then set t-stat to 78 for the evening because the worst time is when the sun sets and it's still warm but the roof-top solar shuts down......

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at September 05, 2022 08:51 PM (7SwmH)

188 "If you are James T Kirk you need nothing but some coal deposits, a diamond and a bamboo shoot."

I liked how he designed it for 'stun,' not 'kill.' Would have messed up the story if he just blew a big hole through the Gorn and immediately beamed up.

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at September 05, 2022 08:52 PM (24fqN)

189 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 05, 2022 08:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

Ace went to one?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 05, 2022 08:52 PM (YglAn)

190 Hope everyone bet the under on this game.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

In my head I bet the under 3 games before DJ Uiangaleilei is benched.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 05, 2022 08:52 PM (MGB5H)

191 "Not September 2001, idiot!!. September 1972!!

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 05, 2022 08:52 PM (PVt/n)

192 "Special Master" is already getting its orientation packet for moving in next to "Hanging Chad" and "Triangle Shirtwaist" on the mantle of Fucking Stupid Political Phrases.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:53 PM (6FeV1)

193
"If you are James T Kirk you need nothing but some coal deposits, a diamond and a bamboo shoot.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson "

Well it helps if your opponent moves slower than a tree sloth.

Posted by: fd at September 05, 2022 08:54 PM (sn5EN)

194 I always bring up that episode when people say we should not be able to own mortars.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 05, 2022 08:44 PM (Spr0s)
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Mortars are surprisingly easy to make...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 05, 2022 08:54 PM (K5n5d)

195 Mortars aren't hard to get, but you need a Class 3 license for the pestles.
Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at September 05, 2022 08:46 PM (24fqN)

I thought you got pestles by having sex with a gay dude who had sex with a monkey.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 05, 2022 08:54 PM (i3yPZ)

196 I thought you got pestles by having sex with a gay dude who had sex with a monkey.
Posted by: BurtTC

I thought you got them from eating trick candy from Fred and George Weasley.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 05, 2022 08:56 PM (MGB5H)

197 The alternate ending is where Kirk r*pes the injured Gorn, then tells it to put some ice on that.

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at September 05, 2022 08:57 PM (24fqN)

198 195 I thought you got pestles by having sex with a gay dude who had sex with a monkey.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 05, 2022 08:54 PM (i3yPZ)

I almost spilled my soy milk latte on that one...

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at September 05, 2022 08:57 PM (7SwmH)

199 I guess some of us get our kicks above the waistline sunshine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2022 08:58 PM (nRzph)

200 This is the abortion BS that Ben Shapiro was whining about from the previous thread.

"Voters have grown more supportive of legalizing abortion following the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade, with a clear majority opposing restrictions, according to a new WSJ poll"

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 05, 2022 08:58 PM (yikp0)

201 I have heard the Lunatic Fringe

I'm over here.

https://tinyurl.com/3h9mmsxz

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 05, 2022 08:58 PM (3g0rF)

202 The alternate ending is where Kirk r*pes the injured Gorn, then tells it to put some ice on that.
Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at September 05, 2022 08:57 PM (24fqN)

... and then every bitch in the Main Sequence says "I thought you was allergic to latex!!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 08:59 PM (6FeV1)

203 Monsoons, karsts, and the dead of night.

Operation Combat Lancer. Three of the six planes would be lost along with two of the crews.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2022 09:00 PM (nRzph)

204 Are those prairie dogs? I don't know but they are stinkin cute and I wish I could post some of these on my FB. So hilarious.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 05, 2022 09:01 PM (nxdel)

205 "I guess some of us get our kicks above the waistline sunshine."

Hey, who invited Murray Head to this party?

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 05, 2022 09:02 PM (ftFVW)

206 Munich is a badass revenge flick tho.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Agreed. Watched it Saturday night . Very satisfying

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 05, 2022 09:02 PM (3g0rF)

207 AlaBAMA

Please use Lawrence, Kansas for accuracy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 05, 2022 09:02 PM (u82oZ)

208 Voters have grown more supportive of legalizing abortion following the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade, with a clear majority opposing restrictions, according to a new WSJ poll"
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 05, 2022 08:58 PM (yikp0)

Speaking for myself... I don't fucking care anymore. Go ahead. Murder your stupid baby, zek. One less mouth to feed. I'm too busy worrying about the collapse of civilization to care if some garbage whore wants to roto-rooter the shitty baby out of her shitty gut. Kill yourself while you're at it, too, and save us all two problems in one go.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 09:03 PM (6FeV1)

209 'Intervention' clips showing up in my YT suggestions. I look at how darned hard these people work to hit bottom, and it's kind of inspiring.

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at September 05, 2022 09:04 PM (24fqN)

210 "Voters have grown more supportive of legalizing abortion following the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade, with a clear majority opposing restrictions, according to a new WSJ poll"
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 05, 2022 08:58 PM (yikp0)

As has been said a million times, voters are dumb, and can be made to parrot whatever talking point the propaganda media gives them.

People tend to oppose abortion restrictions, until they start hearing what ISN'T currently restricted.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 05, 2022 09:04 PM (i3yPZ)

211 199 I guess some of us get our kicks above the waistline sunshine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2022 08:58 PM (nRzph)

I haven't heard that song in forever.

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 05, 2022 09:04 PM (mZ3xv)

212 180 One of AlextheChick's epic rants was read at a NoVaMoMee , either by Ace hisself or Alex.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 05, 2022 08:48 PM (Dc2NZ)


It was read out by Alex, though Ace was present at the MoMee.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik is not spongeworthy at September 05, 2022 09:04 PM (DTX3h)

213 Biden's Labor Day appearance was live cast on the WH YouTube channel. There were 681 viewers.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 05, 2022 08:47 PM (Spr0s


That's like 195 foreign governments that had to watch it, all the heads of Biden's administration, fourth seven schools in California that streamed it to the gymnasium and four sickos from Lawrence, Kansas who masterbate to men in suits who whisper

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 05, 2022 09:05 PM (mZ3xv)

214 "Voters have grown more supportive of legalizing abortion following the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade, with a clear majority opposing restrictions, according to a new WSJ poll"
Posted by: andycanuck

Yeah, well, states that want to can. And states that want to outlaw can, too. I also kind of doubt that many are for wholesale unrestricted abortion ala New York's recent push.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 05, 2022 09:05 PM (ftFVW)

215 Monsoons, karsts, and the dead of night.

Operation Combat Lancer. Three of the six planes would be lost along with two of the crews.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2022 09:00 PM (nRzph)

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Last Friday, Seb Gorka inaugurated his "Manhood Hour" -- the third hour one-on-one interview now on every Friday -- with the author Jack Carr, former Navy SEAL and author of "The Terminal List."

He mentioned that his grandfather died during WWII flying Corsairs, and that the TV Series Baa Baa Black Sheep (AKA Black Sheep Squadron) helped him & his father bond over that loss.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 05, 2022 09:06 PM (QbCrG)

216 Yeah, well, states that want to can. And states that want to outlaw can, too. I also kind of doubt that many are for wholesale unrestricted abortion ala New York's recent push.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 05, 2022 09:05 PM (ftFVW)

That's weird. I could have sworn I JUST heard the other day, from "President" Biden that letting voters decide whether or how to restrict abortions was a threat to "our democracy."

Posted by: BurtTC at September 05, 2022 09:08 PM (i3yPZ)

217 We are poor little lambs,
Who have lost our way.
Baa baa baa.

Air raid siren

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 05, 2022 09:08 PM (u73oe)

218 Yeah, well, states that want to can. And states that want to outlaw can, too. I also kind of doubt that many are for wholesale unrestricted abortion ala New York's recent push.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Oh come now, you think most people would object to 24 days post birth abortions? Surely you jest.


/s

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 05, 2022 09:08 PM (MGB5H)

219 Chickenstorm? What kind of fascist Nazi Trumpie name is that??
Posted by: fd


That would be "Hühnersturm," in the original German.

Posted by: mikeski at September 05, 2022 09:09 PM (P1f+c)

220 She Hobbit

Darwin nodes. The future is for those that show up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 05, 2022 09:09 PM (u82oZ)

221 That's weird. I could have sworn I JUST heard the other day, from "President" Biden that letting voters decide whether or how to restrict abortions was a threat to "our democracy."
Posted by: BurtTC at September 05, 2022 09:08 PM (i3yPZ)
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I'm pretty sure that FJB believes letting voters decide *anything* other than what the Party allows is a "threat to democracy".

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 05, 2022 09:09 PM (K5n5d)

222 "That would be "Hühnersturm," in the original German"

Oh that sounds ominous. Ain't German great?

Posted by: fd at September 05, 2022 09:10 PM (sn5EN)

223 My ex-wife's cooking was a threat to democracy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 05, 2022 09:11 PM (mZ3xv)

224 Oh come now, you think most people would object to 24 days post birth abortions? Surely you jest.

/s

Posted by: BruceWayne

I have this to say to that.
https://tinyurl.com/3wuebae3

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 05, 2022 09:11 PM (ftFVW)

225 That would be "Hühnersturm," in the original German"

Oh that sounds ominous. Ain't German great?
Posted by: fd

Lovely language, that German.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 05, 2022 09:11 PM (MGB5H)

226 Democracy is sacred, unless you vote wrong, in which case it's Fascism. So Vote Fascist.

....

What the ever loving trachea fucking world are we in?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 09:12 PM (6FeV1)

227 Posted by: BurtTC at September 05, 2022 09:08 PM (i3yPZ)

I'm pretty sure that FJB believes letting voters decide *anything* other than what the Party allows is a "threat to democracy".
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 05, 2022 09:09 PM (K5n5d)

As many times as I hear the phrase "our democracy" coming from leftists and nevertrumpers (BIRM), I'm convinced they really mean it. Simply put "our democracy" to them is when a majority of elites decide what to impose on everyone else.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 05, 2022 09:12 PM (i3yPZ)

228 I have this to say to that.
https://tinyurl.com/3wuebae3
Posted by: She Hobbit

That is a jam. Love Amy Lee.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 05, 2022 09:12 PM (MGB5H)

229 Voters have grown more supportive of legalizing abortion following the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade, with a clear majority opposing restrictions, according to a new WSJ poll"
Posted by: andycanuck

And I am absolutely convinced that the poll questions were clearly stated and the sample was taken from a representative population spread out over a wide enough range that bias is not an issue

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 05, 2022 09:12 PM (3g0rF)

230 I'm pretty sure that FJB believes letting voters decide *anything* other than what the Party allows is a "threat to democracy".
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Democracy, this word. I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at September 05, 2022 09:13 PM (ftFVW)

231 My ex-wife's cooking was a threat to democracy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 05, 2022 09:11 PM (mZ3xv)

I ate too much chili the other day. That was a threat to our democracy.

And by our democracy I mean our toilet.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 05, 2022 09:14 PM (i3yPZ)

232 "Our Democracy" = rule by Democrats

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 05, 2022 09:14 PM (gbzeC)

233 >>> 62 question...did we have a thread sometime recently with weather map colors from the 80s compared to today with the same colors?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (3CCua) - at September 05, 2022 08:04 PM (3CCua)
—————
Yes, but it was more recent than that. Europe, with the same temps. A few years ago the map was green. Recently it was all red.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 05, 2022 08:06 PM (u73oe)

iirc the example Buck T posted was from Germany and the "red" map was from this year, showing *lower* temperatures than the "green" map from a few years ago. The article Mookie linked has a bunch of different maps for June 26 (7??) 2008 in the US with a ridiculous variation in colors.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 05, 2022 09:14 PM (llON8)

234 Chickenstorm? What kind of fascist Nazi Trumpie name is that??
Posted by: fd at September 05, 2022 07:50 PM

Chickenstorm would make a great Buckethead album title.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 05, 2022 09:14 PM (M9XmQ)

235 ShainS- @ 215
There a 5 books in The Terminal List series, read them all.

Posted by: Eromero at September 05, 2022 09:14 PM (0OP+5)

236 Democracy: Rule by Demons.


It all makes sense now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 05, 2022 09:15 PM (6FeV1)

237 We are poor little lambs,
Who have lost our way.
Baa baa baa.

Air raid siren
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 05, 2022 09:08 PM

Loved watching that as a kid with the RMBS Dad.

Posted by: Eyegore at September 05, 2022 09:15 PM (asZuX)

238 231 My ex-wife's cooking was a threat to democracy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 05, 2022 09:11 PM (mZ3xv)

I ate too much chili the other day. That was a threat to our democracy.

And by our democracy I mean our toilet.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 05, 2022 09:14 PM (i3yPZ

The Ford Pinto was a bigger threat to democracy than Republicans are.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 05, 2022 09:15 PM (mZ3xv)

239 Crap. Off sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 05, 2022 09:16 PM (asZuX)

240 That is a jam. Love Amy Lee.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Oops, wrong door. Let me try again...
https://tinyurl.com/y9s3m5md

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 05, 2022 09:16 PM (ftFVW)

241 Nood ONT.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at September 05, 2022 09:17 PM (eKzsR)

242 Early nood ONT

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 05, 2022 09:17 PM (ftFVW)

243 And I am absolutely convinced that the poll questions were clearly stated and the sample was taken from a representative population spread out over a wide enough range that bias is not an issue
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 05, 2022 09:12 PM (3g0rF)

Of course, from sea to shining sea.

Just nowhere in between. Except a few parts of Maryland and Virginia that are inside the 495.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 05, 2022 09:17 PM (i3yPZ)

244 Oops, wrong door. Let me try again...
https://tinyurl.com/y9s3m5md
Posted by: She Hobbit

Much less of a jam ;-)

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 05, 2022 09:17 PM (MGB5H)

245 Early nood ONT
Posted by: She Hobbi
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This is...disorienting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 05, 2022 09:24 PM (WxuR2)

246 @149 -- yes! Duke

Earlier in the Traffic and all music all day thread I mentioned.

'Complicated business'.

The important thing is that there are many real crimes for the 'my turn'.

Posted by: micky at September 05, 2022 09:28 PM (3byMq)

247 Andycanuck and BurtTC, I just gave the Wall Street Journal a piece of my mind and if my temper could stand it, I'd go reply to some of the ridiculous comments. That article is disgraceful but the WSJ news reporters aren't any less biased left than reporters for every other major newspaper. Doing national polls on matters that belong to the states is a completely waste of space and time and it would be nice if people who get called by pollsters would tell the pollsters to bugger off when they do that.

Posted by: Tonestaple at September 05, 2022 09:43 PM (5LVyB)

248

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