Slurred Speech Thread: Biden's Fascist Demagogic Declaration of War on His Political Enemies

Note: The Cafe will be delayed so that this pathetic husk, reeking of failure, flopsweat, and Old Man Sourballs, can speak.

Update: As predicted, Joe Biden is laying the predicate justification for his violent antifa allies to attack, beat, and kill conservatives.

He's calling for violence against his political opponents, giving the Go Code to his own "Boogaloo" troopers, while claiming that his opponents are the violent ones.

He is engaging in what his leftist allies now call "stochastic terrorism:"


While the exact definition has morphed over time, it has commonly come to refer to a concept whereby consistently demonizing or dehumanizing a targeted group or individual results in violence that is statistically likely, but cannot be easily accurately predicted.

From Wikipedia, on "Lone Wolf Attacks."

He refuses, as usual, to tell his own Street Paramilitaries to stop, for example, firebombing pro-life pregnancy crisis clinics.

This is disgusting -- and dangerous. And he intends it to be dangerous.

If the left can't win clean, they'll win bloody.

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To get network clearance -- to get the networks to cover his speech as "news," rather than what it is, a campaign commercial -- Biden told them it wasn't political.

Brace yourselves for a powerful shock: Biden, get this, lied.

In fact he'll be railing against "MAGA Forces."

And Affirmative Action Catastrophe Karine Jean-Pierre insists this is not political.

I guess these are the Lies she is told to tell. Someone just failed to position her for success.

White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre claimed Thursday that President Biden's primetime address on "the battle for the soul of the nation" is "not a political speech" -- before releasing excerpts showing Biden will slam "MAGA forces" allied with former President Donald Trump.

Biden will "call out what is happening in this moment" and take aim at "MAGA officeholders," Jean-Pierre said as she fended off reporter questions about whether the speech will be divisive rather than unifying.

The 8 p.m. speech in Philadelphia, which will be carried live by many TV outlets, will feature Biden talking "about what we can do, can be done right now to beat back the forces that are threatening -- that are threatening us," Jean-Pierre said at her regular briefing.

About two hours after Jean-Pierre walked off the podium, her office released excerpts of Biden's prepared remarks, showing he will say, "MAGA forces are determined to take this country backwards. Backwards to an America where there is no right to choose, no right to privacy, no right to contraception, no right to marry who you love."

But the press secretary maintained that there was nothing political about the rare primetime address and that it doesn't clash with Biden's 2020 campaign vow to seek out political unity among Republicans and Democrats.

"There is a growing number of people who refuse to accept the results of free and fair elections, people who actually openly talk about subverting elections in the future," Jean-Pierre said. "This is not a speech where he's going to tell people to vote for one party or the other.

LOL

...

Biden will focus on "the extreme part of the Republican Party -- and we're talking about [how] they want a nationwide ban on abortions. They want to give tax cuts to billionaires and corporations while raising taxes on middle class Americans. They are threatening political violence and they are attacking our democracy," she said.

Not political!


"And so the president is going to take this time to talk to the American people who -- the majority agree with him on -- and talk about, you know, how can we continue to fight for our democracy and do it in an optimistic way."

"I've said this before, the president's never going to shy away from talking about his predecessor," Jean-Pierre also said. "But it's not a speech about the former president or about a single politician or about a political party."

Not political!

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Kevin McCarthy gave a rousing pre-buttal speech, so don't even worry about it, mate.

BTW, is it just me, or does Kevin McCarthy always sound like his mouth is full of crackers if crackers are cock-shaped and also made of cock?

Libby Emmons: Biden is the fascist he's looking for.


Democrats closed schools and churches during the pandemic. Democrats limited the rights of citizens to peacefully assemble and petition their government for a redress of grievances. Democrats conspired with social media and media companies to suppress and censor reporting that they believed would paint their presidential nominee in a poor light, and it was Democrats that attempted to pass pro-abortion legislation so evil--permitting abortion for all 9 months of pregnancy--that hobbled their ability to obtain any GOP votes at all.

Democrats are the party that seeks to remake the economy, culture, and society from the top down, with input from academics and corporate executives who have little care for the struggles of real Americans. When Biden says he wants to build the nation from the bottom up and the middle out, he means from the top down and crushing the middle entirely.

They want to reconstruct our food supplies to reduce the kind of fertilizer that farmers use to turn our inhospitable world into a bountiful one. They want to eliminate the fossil fuels that have decreased global poverty and increased wealth for middle class Americans across the country. They literally want to remove our cars from the road and have us replace them with excessively priced vehicles that rely on an electric grid that cannot sustain the weight of American use.

Yet they call their opponents fascist. They call conservatives, who have taken up the mantle of free speech, liberty, equality in education, parental rights, and individual freedom, fascists.

For Biden and his Democrats, there is no right of Americans to live by their own design. Not going along with the Democrats pro-abortion, pro-groomer, pro-corporate, pro-authoritarian, pro-censorship approach is called fascist.

But we know who the real fascists are: they are the ones who shut down our businesses, our schools and our churches, the ones who belittled our concerns for our elderly parents and grandparents, the ones who even now seek strength in oppression.

Reuters: After a brief rocket up to the dizzying heights of 41% approval, Biden plummets back down to the swampass basement of 38%.

U.S. President Joe Biden's public approval rating fell modestly this week, a poor sign for his Democratic Party's hopes in the Nov. 8 midterm elections, according to a Reuters/Ipsos opinion poll completed on Tuesday.

The two-day national poll found that 38% of Americans approve of Biden's job performance.

While Biden's approval rating hit 41% last week, it has been mostly below 40% since mid-June despite a string of Democratic legislative victories that Biden's allies hope will help them defend their narrow congressional majorities in November.

A little more on the White House's Government-Corporate Partnership, which we used to call "fascism," to stamp out the speech of political enemies:

Communications across 11 federal agencies reveal that the federal government, under the Biden administration, "has exerted tremendous pressure on social-media companies--pressure to which companies have repeatedly bowed," the New Civil Liberties Alliance details in a new release. The social media companies that were part of this Partner Support Portal include Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, and LinkedIn.

"Partner Support."

A corporation which is a "partner" with government is government, as far as the limitations imposed by the Bill of Rights.

If I, a citizen, partner with a cop and break into someone's house to collect evidence, that's an illegal search, and my evidence is suppressed just as if I were an agent of the state. Because, in fact, by partnering with a cop, I constructively became one.

The CDC invited "all tech platforms" in to their meeting to discuss how to suppress free speech about Covid online.

Those agencies involved include the White House, HHS, DHS, CISA, the CDC, NIAID, the Office of the Surgeon General, the Census Bureau, the FDA, the FBI, the State Department, the Treasury Department, and the U.S. Election Assistance Commission.

Commenters wondered how we'd gotten any documents.

Well, the Fascist Biden Tyranny attempted to withhold them.


The NCLA notes further that, during the discovery process of this lawsuit, "the government has been uncooperative and has resisted complying with the discovery order every step of the way--especially with regard to Anthony Fauci's communications."

The reasons for noncompliance include the defendants claims that "White House communications are privileged, even though such privilege does not apply to external communications," the NCLA states.

But they're not "external communications" -- they're communications to "partners" --- "deputies," if you will. "Arms of the government."

Communications did not only go from the government to the platforms. One notable occurrence happened after President Joe Biden claimed, in July 2021, that Facebook was "killing people." Meta reached out to the Surgeon General after that comment to "engage in damage control and appease the President's wrath," the NCLA states.

So Biden makes threatening noises to these monopolies, who know they can be clipped by government action at any time owing to the fact that they are, in fact, illegal but tolerated monopolies, and they respond by asking the government what they must do to retain their tolerated status.

And this disgusting prick is going to call us -- the dissidents! -- "fascists" tonight.

Below, a working Rumble link to that Tucker Carlson monologue that I screwed up in the 12 pm post.

And, of course, a link to Biden's Slurred Speech, shhhheduled for eight o'cloccchhh:


And here are some fart noises to play simultaneously with the Slurred Speech and give it the texture and ambiance it deserves.

Posted by: Ace at 07:35 PM




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1 Can I bet the house it's a political speech?

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2022 07:36 PM (k8B25)

2

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2022 07:37 PM (llON8)

3 Don't leave us in the middle, ace !

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2022 07:37 PM (V13WU)

4 Frank Caliendo was hired to dub Biden's speech so people can at least understand what he's saying.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 01, 2022 07:37 PM (F5ekr)

5 We need the "So it begins" guy

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at September 01, 2022 07:37 PM (QYPq3)

6 Odds the commies martyr Joey to motivate klantifa etc?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2022 07:38 PM (llON8)

7 I see FJB is returning to his centrist roots...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2022 07:38 PM (K5n5d)

8 Here are my two middle fingers, you retarded tyrant pedophile. Go ahead and start the show.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 01, 2022 07:38 PM (jubwE)

9 Unity? You're soaking in it!

Wait. That's battery acid. Nevermind.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 01, 2022 07:39 PM (guGkK)

10 >>>BTW, is it just me, or does Kevin McCarthy always sound like his mouth is full of crackers if crackers are cock-shaped and also made of cock?

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LOL!

Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2022 07:39 PM (U1eOr)

11 "You will eat ze boogz!" -- Klaus Schwab, totes not a fascist

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2022 07:40 PM (llON8)

12 Doug Mastriano is suing the J6 committee for breaking a House Rule or something

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 01, 2022 07:40 PM (gbzeC)

13 I'm going to give this speech the MST3K treatment it so richly deserves.

Although my hubby hates when I do that when we're watching movies. This time he'll probably get better digs in than I do.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 01, 2022 07:40 PM (RLLZj)

14 GoGo Biden!

Like, just go, man. Far away. I already know you "go" in your diaper....

Posted by: Rafal GanGaonwicz at September 01, 2022 07:40 PM (Kbz60)

15 BTW, is it just me, or does Kevin McCarthy always sound like his mouth is full of crackers if crackers are cock-shaped and also made of cock?

A LuntzCock.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 01, 2022 07:40 PM (469jd)

16 >>> 12 Doug Mastriano is suing the J6 committee for breaking a House Rule or something
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 01, 2022 07:40 PM (gbzeC)

That'll show 'em!

Now, please send $100 so we can continue this fight!!!

Posted by: GOPe at September 01, 2022 07:41 PM (llON8)

17 I think Ace just has a thing for Maria Shriver and wanted us to stop insulting her.

Posted by: wth at September 01, 2022 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

18 MAGA people, your puny weapons are no match for the destructive power of this fully operational Death Star.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 01, 2022 07:41 PM (guGkK)

19 Libby Emmons is correct. Thanks for posting her comments, Ace. I am not going to be watching; I will be praying.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2022 07:41 PM (wvo9L)

20 FJB

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at September 01, 2022 07:41 PM (MrZQl)

21 Backwards to world peace and $2 gas!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 01, 2022 07:41 PM (gbzeC)

22 Fart noises confusing parrot - he makes those noises at bedtime (blame an evil ex).

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 01, 2022 07:41 PM (zCzXU)

23 Good thing we are not a democracy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 01, 2022 07:42 PM (bVYXr)

24 >>>Libby Emmons is correct. Thanks for posting her comments, Ace.

she's good

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2022 07:42 PM (B3oWe)

25 This is the start tag of this televised mess.

#FJB

Posted by: micky at September 01, 2022 07:42 PM (3byMq)

26 27,000 new armed IRS operatives fairly shouts UNITY.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 01, 2022 07:42 PM (guGkK)

27 13 I'm going to give this speech the MST3K treatment it so richly deserves.

Although my hubby hates when I do that when we're watching movies. This time he'll probably get better digs in than I do.
Posted by: Just Lily at September 01, 2022 07:40 PM (RLLZj)

The Joel era, the Mike era or the new guy era?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 01, 2022 07:42 PM (PiwSw)

28 Everything that guy is gonna say, is bullshit.

Posted by: Vincent Gambini, Esq. at September 01, 2022 07:42 PM (4I/2K)

29 >>>I think Ace just has a thing for Maria Shriver and wanted us to stop insulting her.

Posted by: wth at September 01, 2022 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

I'd hate to see his cruelty towards those he doesn't care for, then.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at September 01, 2022 07:42 PM (QYPq3)

30 I hope he's got the Mandela Funeral Sign Language Guy on stage.

Posted by: wth at September 01, 2022 07:42 PM (v0R5T)

31 Repeat the lie again and again thru all available outlets. That's the strategy. It's pretty effective because it takes advantage of how stupid people are.

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2022 07:42 PM (sn5EN)

32 Diversity Raggedy Ann really sucks at lying.

Pskanki could lie with a perfectly straight face, with only a slow, lizard-like blink.

Diversity Raggedy Ann lies like a 3 year old telling you that a band of pirates came into the kitchen and ate all the cookies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2022 07:43 PM (bW8dp)

33 27,000 new armed IRS operatives fairly shouts UNITY.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 01, 2022 07:42 PM


Pssst....it's 87,000 new irs agents.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 01, 2022 07:43 PM (bVYXr)

34 Can I bet the house it's a political speech?
Posted by: Skip

Did you build the house ?

Posted by: JT at September 01, 2022 07:43 PM (T4tVD)

35 ALERT SMOD

target package incoming

39°56′56″N 75°9′0″W

Posted by: DB at September 01, 2022 07:43 PM (geLO8)

36 >>> 32 Diversity Raggedy Ann really sucks at lying.

Pskanki could lie with a perfectly straight face, with only a slow, lizard-like blink.

Diversity Raggedy Ann lies like a 3 year old telling you that a band of pirates came into the kitchen and ate all the cookies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2022 07:43 PM (bW8dp)

You big dummy, it was the Russians!!!

Posted by: Diversity Raggedy Ann at September 01, 2022 07:43 PM (llON8)

37 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2022 07:43 PM (bW8dp)

That is excellent.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 01, 2022 07:44 PM (PiwSw)

38 And here are some fart noises to play simultaneously with the Slurred Speech and give it the texture and ambiance it deserves.

Also can't go wrong with the classic "Derp" song.

https://youtu.be/nQB4nAjZIdE

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik is not spongeworthy at September 01, 2022 07:44 PM (DTX3h)

39 I think Ace just has a thing for Maria Shriver and wanted us to stop insulting her.
Posted by: wth at September 01, 2022 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

He sings My Maria while combing out the nits in his fur.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 07:44 PM (4I/2K)

40 And, of course, a link to Biden's Slurred Speech, shhhheduled for eight o'cloccchhh:

I had no idea Ace was British.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2022 07:44 PM (/NCI4)

41 I'm nearly beyond caring but must admit that I am a tad curious as to what the latest projectile of divisiveness will be spewing from Brandon's piehole.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 01, 2022 07:44 PM (Xrfse)

42 I think Ace just has a thing for Maria Shriver and wanted us to stop insulting her.
Posted by: wth

Okay; that was funny !

Posted by: JT at September 01, 2022 07:44 PM (T4tVD)

43 By the way, did Ace pick up on the kerfluffle in women's volleyball? Racial hoax from.... Duke volleyball. Shades of the lacrosse incident.

So BYU versus Duke, last friday, at BYU. BYU won, 3 sets to 1. Black girl on Duke's team claims, after the match, that a BYU fan screamed racial epithets at her and other players all through the match. Unfortunately, BYU groveled and banned the "offending fan" who wasn't a BYU student. But then the evidence comes out... and no one can find anyone who heard the slurs except the black girl. Purely coincidentially, I'm sure, black girls grandmother is running a "We hate whitey!" election campaign in Texas.

I think the player actually misheard something, but it's turned into a huge story00until the video and cop reports showing nothing happened came out.

So I fully expect Joe Biden tonight to blame BYU for racial things. Just to stir the pot more.

Posted by: Rafal GanGaonwicz at September 01, 2022 07:44 PM (Kbz60)

44 Ino doubt it will be a fortifying speech.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at September 01, 2022 07:45 PM (61uie)

45 27,000 new armed IRS operatives fairly shouts UNITY.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 01, 2022 07:42 PM


Pssst....it's 87,000 new irs agents.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 01, 2022 07:43 PM (bVYXr)

Forget it, he's rolling.

Posted by: Boon at September 01, 2022 07:45 PM (4I/2K)

46 >>>I had no idea Ace was British.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2022 07:44 PM (/NCI4)

Picked it up from Alec Guinness.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at September 01, 2022 07:45 PM (QYPq3)

47 So the only Republicans we can have are those acceptable to the Democrats. Sounds like a one party system to me. And 38% is not the majority of the country.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 01, 2022 07:45 PM (9WSy4)

48 Willowed- I'm going to post some of J.J links from around the internet onto the WH FB as well as ABC's live page when the idiot starts talking. The headline will show up with a pic.
First one "Reasons Never to Vote Democrat Again, Vol. II: The Big, Blue Crime Wave"
Second one
Border Patrol Head Testifies That Biden "No Consequences" Policy Has Caused Border Crisis

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2022 07:45 PM (NpAcC)

49 KJP, the balls on that xhe. Yea, dems were ALL about opening up...our wallets. I mean FFS they closed everything and people lost thier business. Depression, suicide, addiction skyrocketed. and the treatment of our elderly was murder. They ran their school protocol through the teachers union FFS.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 01, 2022 07:46 PM (GwxCX)

50 I've been to Independence Hall
green walls. lots of old furniture

from humble beginnings to greatness to today's ignominy in 246 years

Posted by: DB at September 01, 2022 07:46 PM (geLO8)

51 The Joel era, the Mike era or the new guy era?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper
________________

Watched two episodes of the new guy era and that was enough. And I'll take Mike over Joel, Sidehackers excepted.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2022 07:46 PM (es0Dj)

52 And Affirmative Action Catastrophe Karine Jean-Pierre insists this is not political.

I guess these are the Lies she is told to tell. Someone just failed to position her for success.


I'm gonna give her an upgrade -- She's learning to lie more effectively, an essential skill for her crowd of mom-rogerers.

It's not that I believe a word she says, but she has gotten a bit better in gaslighting.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 01, 2022 07:46 PM (JOtiF)

53 Amazing the MSM breathlessly talking about Putin killing someone who opposed him by tossing him out of a window while prepping for Brandon labeling half the country as enemies. Clown. World.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 01, 2022 07:46 PM (oWBc3)

54 I'm tempted to play Fallout 4 during his speech, if only so I can experience a free America once again...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2022 07:47 PM (K5n5d)

55 >>>By the way, did Ace pick up on the kerfluffle in women's volleyball? Racial hoax from.... Duke volleyball. Shades of the lacrosse inciden

no... i saw a headline, that's all. thanks.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2022 07:47 PM (B3oWe)

56 Crap. We'll be over 500 comments before comfortably late even gets on his little stage. Ridicule. Learn it, live it, lambaste them with it.

Posted by: micky at September 01, 2022 07:47 PM (3byMq)

57 Listen, to what the MAGA people say
(Ah-ah)
Listen! It's getting louder every day
Listen! It's like a bolt out of the blue
Listen! It could be calling out for you

Posted by: Spinal Tap at September 01, 2022 07:48 PM (4I/2K)

58 I guess they're getting Joey's rage cocktail tuned up so he alternates between yelling rage and creepy whispering.

Anyone want to take bets on whether or not he announces Trump's arrest?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 07:48 PM (ptqGC)

59 The wheels are about to come off the bus.

Posted by: Toonces at September 01, 2022 07:48 PM (Xrfse)

60 >>>I had no idea Ace was British.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2022 07:44 PM (/NCI4)

Well, don't all "Evil Alien Overlords" have an off-putting, over the top English accent?

Posted by: Boswell at September 01, 2022 07:48 PM (+Cgut)

61 I'll depend on you guy for a rehash

I will not watch or listen to this hateful old bastard

Posted by: DB at September 01, 2022 07:49 PM (geLO8)

62 I'm Joe Biden, and I approve this comment.

Posted by: Joseph Robinette Biden at September 01, 2022 07:49 PM (a3Q+t)

63 Watched two episodes of the new guy era and that was enough. And I'll take Mike over Joel, Sidehackers excepted.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2022 07:46 PM (es0Dj)

They both were great, and no offense to Kevin Murphy, who is awesome, but J. Elvis Weinstein will always be my favorite Servo (except for our own Servo).

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 01, 2022 07:49 PM (PiwSw)

64 Can we have a gainzz thread with commentary about this artificial sweetener study? The collective wisdom of the group would be interesting. I've got tons of diet muscle milk I might need to pitch.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 01, 2022 07:49 PM (oWBc3)

65 And so it begins.

Posted by: Guy Who Says Things Are Beginning While the Regular Guy Who Says Things Are Beginning Is Off at September 01, 2022 07:50 PM (B3oWe)

66 I will not watch or listen to this hateful old bastard

Nor will I.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 01, 2022 07:50 PM (Xrfse)

67 Hopefully there will be a giant flash mob.

Posted by: NCKate at September 01, 2022 07:50 PM (2oJif)

68 Lunatic fringe
In the twilight's last gleaming
This is open season
But you won't get too far
'Cause you got to blame someone
For your own confusion
We're on guard this time (on guard this time)
Against your Final Solution
Oh no

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 01, 2022 07:50 PM (Wy1BU)

69 Any accusations Biden makes against Republicans will be true of the McConnell faction. They are anti free and fair elections or they would have said something about the 2020 stolen election.

They are for gazillionaires and their interests, they are certainly not getting any money from Republican voters.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 01, 2022 07:51 PM (3JfbU)

70 I think Ace just has a thing for Maria Shriver and wanted us to stop insulting her.
Posted by: wth at September 01, 2022 07:41 PM (v0R5T)


Are hookers THAT expensive in NYC? What did the last bimbo want, the title to ace's Vespa?

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 01, 2022 07:51 PM (JOtiF)

71 "I will not watch or listen to this hateful old bastard
Posted by: DB "

I'd just get even more pissed off. Better to sit back and mock the sound bites.

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2022 07:51 PM (sn5EN)

72 >>>Posted by: Guy Who Says Things Are Beginning While the Regular Guy Who Says Things Are Beginning Is Off at September 01, 2022 07:50 PM (B3oWe)

Hope your sister recovers from the moose bite, well.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at September 01, 2022 07:51 PM (QYPq3)

73 Telling you Joe is going to play R Lee Ermey thinking we are D'nofrio. No speechwriters have ever actually watched FMJ.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 01, 2022 07:52 PM (oWBc3)

74 Pssst....it's 87,000 new irs agents.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 01, 2022 07:43 PM (bVYXr)

Their training videos looks like they're expecting to recruit 87K overweight bodega workers from the south Bronx whose idea of killing off anything involves a hot lamp heated chimichanga and a large orange slurpy...

Posted by: Boswell at September 01, 2022 07:53 PM (+Cgut)

75 @JackPosobiec - 35m

Make no mistake

Tonight Joe Biden is planning to declare MAGA Americans are enemies of the state

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 07:53 PM (ptqGC)

76 Maria Shrivel.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 01, 2022 07:53 PM (GwxCX)

77 71 "I will not watch or listen to this hateful old bastard
Posted by: DB "
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Highlights will be better.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 01, 2022 07:54 PM (469jd)

78 Waiting for Tucker...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 07:54 PM (ptqGC)

79 Saving accts are now earning 2%

so now, due to inflation, you are only losing 6.5%

if you believe the gub numbers, which I wouldn't advise

Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2022 07:54 PM (us2H3)

80 He sings My Maria while combing out the nits in his fur.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 07:44 PM (4I/2K)

I prefer to think ace is belting out "They Call the Wind Maria" Harve Prenell style.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 01, 2022 07:54 PM (qH6FZ)

81 Love the dubbed Biden video from the last thread. It should be run instead of the venom-flecked diatribe that is coming.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 01, 2022 07:54 PM (3JfbU)

82 By the slurring of my words, something wicked this way comes. Not going to watch the demented little pedo dictator. He's not my President. He's not anyone's President. He was installed. He's a puppet dictator. Read between the lines , this may be their prelude; their narrative set up for indictment and arrest.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 01, 2022 07:54 PM (RxoTR)

83 Is the unbridled rage of Dork Brandon going to be on display tonight?

Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 01, 2022 07:55 PM (59E/1)

84 Make no mistake

Tonight Joe Biden is planning to declare MAGA Americans are enemies of the state
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 07:53 PM

What a unifier. And Capt. Kruise and co. will gladly lick his crusty wrinkled taint.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 01, 2022 07:55 PM (GwxCX)

85 Where is Godless senile pervert Joe making this speech?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 01, 2022 07:55 PM (eGTCV)

86 Maria should wear a hat. And a mask. And maybe a veil. Or a burka. Or, and a burka.

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2022 07:55 PM (sn5EN)

87 I bet he's late.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2022 07:55 PM (7hFL1)

88 So I thought this was on at 9 ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2022 07:55 PM (bs+z0)

89 "They're going to put y'all back in chains"

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2022 07:55 PM (NpAcC)

90 Can we have a gainzz thread with commentary about this artificial sweetener study? The collective wisdom of the group would be interesting. I've got tons of diet muscle milk I might need to pitch.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 01, 2022 07:49 PM (oWBc3)


I'd be interested. I drink a metric shitload of diet Pepsi.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2022 07:56 PM (v/+t1)

91 Tonight Joe Biden is planning to declare MAGA Americans are enemies of the state
Posted by: Jane D'oh

He will call us the lunatic fringe and his armed globe will know it's open season.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 01, 2022 07:56 PM (Wy1BU)

92 Tucker should give the rebuttal

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2022 07:56 PM (k8B25)

93 Hmm, Biden or Little house on the Prairie. Which will make me laugh more?

Posted by: Infidel at September 01, 2022 07:56 PM (mBewQ)

94 I'd watch Joepedo's speech but I have a pressing engagement with something, not sure what it is, but I'll look for the recap of blunders and telling me I am an enemy of the country.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 01, 2022 07:56 PM (GwxCX)

95 Hiya BenHad ! Weren't you shooting something today ?

Billiards ?

Posted by: JT at September 01, 2022 07:57 PM (T4tVD)

96 low and slow, you have excellent taste in music.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 01, 2022 07:57 PM (zMY2d)

97 the Jews probably listened to Hilter's ravings

didn't help them mutch

Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2022 07:57 PM (us2H3)

98 Who exactly are his speech writers? I feel that's something we always kinda knew about our Presidents.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 01, 2022 07:57 PM (qH6FZ)

99 Tick tock tick tock

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 01, 2022 07:58 PM (BdMk6)

100 Hmm, Biden or Little house on the Prairie. Which will make me laugh more?
Posted by: Infidel at September 01, 2022 07:56 PM

Spoiler. A storm will destroy all the crops and Charles will cry. And the cute prairie MILF will console.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 01, 2022 07:58 PM (GwxCX)

101 omg (referring to Karine Jean-Pierre)

Shemeka Michelle @ShemekaMichelle

I never expected my Cabbage Patch to grow up to be so rude.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 07:58 PM (ptqGC)

102 Tucker should give the rebuttal
Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2022 07:56 PM (k8B25)
---
I have no doubt he will offer a rebuttal on tomorrow night's program...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2022 07:58 PM (K5n5d)

103 Got 3 screens goin, none of the demented kiddy didler on them.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2022 07:58 PM (MGB5H)

104 The fact that he is even allowed in that building is infuriating... Weren't there a bunch of racist old white guys in there writing a terrible document ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2022 07:58 PM (bs+z0)

105 I bet he's late.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2022 07:55 PM (7hFL1)


Taking the opposite side of that bet is a fool.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 01, 2022 07:59 PM (JOtiF)

106 That was supposed to be goblins, not globe. Autocucmber is fucked up.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 01, 2022 07:59 PM (Wy1BU)

107 Who exactly are his speech writers? I feel that's something we always kinda knew about our Presidents.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 01, 2022 07:57 PM (qH6FZ)
---
I was going to say "underpants gnomes" but their plans make more sense than FJB these days...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2022 07:59 PM (K5n5d)

108 My brother and I made an hour-long fart tape when we were kids. It took forever and it was a real source of pride when we played it for our friends. It eventually disappeared, and years later my mother said she had it. She said she was going to bring it out and play it at a family gathering when we had dates with us. I sweated it for a while, but I'm pretty sure it blew away when the tornado destroyed the house. So I'm in the clear.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 01, 2022 07:59 PM (sWM8x)

109 Maybe we'll be surprised. Maybe he'll announce his resignation.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 01, 2022 07:59 PM (BdMk6)

110 Star Trek comes on at 8. I hope it's the one with the Nazis.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at September 01, 2022 07:59 PM (sn5EN)

111 JT, it was raining so hard the doves were in hiding.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2022 07:59 PM (7hFL1)

112 @TimRunsHisMouth - 2h

Tonight will be the first time in history that Americans will tune in to watch the President of the United States threaten them and their freedoms on live TV.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 08:00 PM (ptqGC)

113 Star Trek comes on at 8. I hope it's the one with the Nazis.
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at September 01, 2022 07:59 PM

I hate Star Trek Nazi's!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 01, 2022 08:00 PM (GwxCX)

114 The African Queen is on

Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2022 08:00 PM (us2H3)

115 How many Secret Service guys have to guard the PA to keep someone from sneaking a Let's Go Brandon in there?

Posted by: DaveA at September 01, 2022 08:00 PM (FhXTo)

116 Stuttering Joe or college football? Hmm.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2022 08:01 PM (MeDDJ)

117 As was noted, it looks like the Junta is going to go all Hitler 1929 style tonight.

Realistically, there is no practical way to dial all this back without a great upheaval and tumult.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 01, 2022 08:01 PM (C5kDt)

118 I'd watch Pres. depends speech but....O hell no I won't.

My blood pressure couldn't take it.

Posted by: Bosk at September 01, 2022 08:01 PM (v4L7Y)

119 Tucker!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

120 C-SPAN is up

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:01 PM (4I/2K)

121 Something is happening.

Posted by: Extreme Semi Ultra gp at September 01, 2022 08:02 PM (24fqN)

122 The African Queen is on
Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2022 08:00 PM (us2H3)


Trevor Noah?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2022 08:02 PM (v/+t1)

123 OK, let's use Biden logic that anyone or any opinion not of the majority is then extreme. That means people who think Biden is doing a poor job are the majority which them makes all those who think he is doing a good job are extremists.

See how that works.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 01, 2022 08:02 PM (3JfbU)

124 116 Stuttering Joe or college football? Hmm.
---
What's on?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 01, 2022 08:02 PM (sWM8x)

125 Trump should just cancel Biden's executive privilege.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 01, 2022 08:02 PM (5p7BC)

126 I have prepared a triple Stoli martini.

Start the show!

Posted by: Deplorable Miklos at September 01, 2022 08:02 PM (LyVHa)

127 JT, it was raining so hard the doves were in hiding.
Posted by: Ben Had

Motel 6 ?

Posted by: JT at September 01, 2022 08:02 PM (T4tVD)

128 Tucker!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 08:01 PM

I could use some of those Tucks medicated pads. Jill, get my ointment!

Posted by: J Biden Poopy Pedo Pres. at September 01, 2022 08:02 PM (GwxCX)

129 Stuttering Joe or college football? Hmm.
---
What's on?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

Pitt/WV, Purdue/Penn St, CMU/OkSt

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 01, 2022 08:02 PM (MGB5H)

130 a metric shitload of diet Pepsi.
Posted by: Jordan61

You drink Canadian Pepsi? I am not familiar with that unit of measurement. Is it delivered by tanker truck or is it shipped by container?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 01, 2022 08:02 PM (RxoTR)

131 Damn. It's the one where they beam down to the Holodeck planet. Not a fav.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at September 01, 2022 08:02 PM (sn5EN)

132 he going to tell us Hunter fell out of a window

Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2022 08:02 PM (us2H3)

133 @98

>>Who exactly are his speech writers?

Hitler, Lenin, Pol Pot and Mao Tse-Tung.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 01, 2022 08:03 PM (C5kDt)

134
I bet he's late.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2022 07:55 PM


who's making book on this? what are the odds that tonight is the night he pitches an embolism during his speech?

'cause I'll take 10 quatloos of that action

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 01, 2022 08:03 PM (ENBF0)

135 Lol at the marines having to salute this dude

Posted by: Giant Rage Boner at September 01, 2022 08:03 PM (rzoWe)

136
who's making book on this? what are the odds that tonight is the night he pitches an embolism during his speech?

If only

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2022 08:03 PM (bs+z0)

137 i couodn't get past the theft of the fusa presidential muisc this bastard stole from my President.

i'm out. #FJB

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at September 01, 2022 08:03 PM (MrZQl)

138 He's got COVID.

Posted by: Extreme Semi Ultra gp at September 01, 2022 08:03 PM (24fqN)

139 I hear no cheering, who is even present here?

Posted by: Giant Rage Boner at September 01, 2022 08:03 PM (rzoWe)

140 In for the comment. Don't disappoint, horde

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 01, 2022 08:03 PM (/6GbT)

141 He coughed after the first three words

Posted by: The Black Knight at September 01, 2022 08:04 PM (f9ipb)

142 The African Queen is on
Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2022 08:00 PM (us2H3)

Trevor Noah?
Posted by: Jordan61

heh

Posted by: Amused Deplorable Miklos at September 01, 2022 08:04 PM (LyVHa)

143 You drink Canadian Pepsi? I am not familiar with that unit of measurement. Is it delivered by tanker truck or is it shipped by container?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 01, 2022 08:02 PM (RxoTR)


LOL. Smartass.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2022 08:04 PM (v/+t1)

144 FJB never gets old.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at September 01, 2022 08:04 PM (q7YwT)

145 "Something is happening.
Posted by: Extreme Semi Ultra gp"

The Miralax is kicking in?

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2022 08:04 PM (sn5EN)

146 Mr. Unity personified

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2022 08:04 PM (bs+z0)

147 Sit down (at the big desk)

Smile (Keep dentures upright in mouth)

Start by saying My fellow Americans. Repeat the line.

Posted by: J Biden Poopy Pedo Pres. at September 01, 2022 08:04 PM (GwxCX)

148 This Residency reminds me of Mel Brooks "The Producers".

Meat Puppet is a slobbering mess of a man, an incestuous pedophile, demented, a rapist, completely without accomplishment in his life. Now he's experimenting with "how terrible a job can I do before they bring on President Kneepads?"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2022 08:04 PM (zQkx5)

149 Now he's pretending to respect the Constitution. I'm gonna be sick.

Posted by: The Black Knight at September 01, 2022 08:05 PM (f9ipb)

150 niw watching 'murican sniper. Kyle was bad ass

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at September 01, 2022 08:05 PM (MrZQl)

151 142 The African Queen is on
Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2022 08:00 PM (us2H3)

Trevor Noah?
Posted by: Jordan61

this was covered 2 threads back

Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2022 08:05 PM (us2H3)

152 Fox isn't showing Joe. Tucker is on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

153 Who can listen to this drugged out coughing mes? We are all created equal, except for antifa douchebags who get let out of jail for free, except for illegals that can violate our laws, and transgenders that can get you banned off Facebook, they are all more equal than us

Posted by: Giant Rage Boner at September 01, 2022 08:05 PM (rzoWe)

154 Is the guy on the left Gestapo or VoPo?

Posted by: Miklos wonders at September 01, 2022 08:05 PM (LyVHa)

155 Documents are sacred rocks?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 01, 2022 08:05 PM (DOvc/)

156 We need to cancel all future student loans so we never have to bail them out again.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 01, 2022 08:05 PM (h1jJh)

157 Tucker is tearing up the old shit

Posted by: Preznit Drooling Fascist at September 01, 2022 08:05 PM (Tc2CN)

158 This is the Limbo Speech.

How low can you go, Brandon?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2022 08:05 PM (zQkx5)

159 I'm sticking with Tucker. I'll watch the "worst of Joe" later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

160 So the old fart is on ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2022 08:05 PM (bs+z0)

161 Doddering old man is led to the podium by his wife.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:06 PM (4I/2K)

162 148 This Residency reminds me of Mel Brooks "The Producers".

Reminds me of the governor in Blazing Saddles

Posted by: The Black Knight at September 01, 2022 08:06 PM (f9ipb)

163 "The African Queen is on
Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2022 08:00 PM (us2H3)

Trevor Noah?
Posted by: Jordan61"


*2 thumbs up*

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2022 08:06 PM (sn5EN)

164 this was covered 2 threads back
Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2022 08:05 PM (us2H3)


I know. It was for anyone who wasn't here then.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2022 08:06 PM (v/+t1)

165 159 I'm sticking with Tucker. I'll watch the "worst of Joe" later.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

you choose wisely

Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2022 08:06 PM (us2H3)

166 161 Doddering old man is led to the podium by his wife.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:06 PM (4I/2K)

Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2022 08:06 PM (bs+z0)

167 He'll be giving marching orders to the brownshirts.

Posted by: Tom C at September 01, 2022 08:06 PM (UC9jk)

168 Time to be honest. DJT republicans threaten the foundation of our nation.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:07 PM (4I/2K)

169 Here comes the bashing of Americans.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 01, 2022 08:07 PM (DOvc/)

170 At some point, charging this POS with arson has be a consideration, since he is going to willfully try burning what remains of our institutions.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2022 08:07 PM (zQkx5)

171 I know. It was for anyone who wasn't here then.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2022 08:06 PM (v/+t1)

OK, I'll let go this time

Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2022 08:07 PM (us2H3)

172 So the old fart is on ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2022 08:05 PM

Allegedly. I am here eating peanut M&M's. Don't judge me man!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 01, 2022 08:07 PM (GwxCX)

173 "Too much is not normal"=too many normies

Posted by: Miklos translates at September 01, 2022 08:07 PM (LyVHa)

174 Do you all feel equal with the fucking students who got to take out loans for hundreds of thousands of dollars that we all now have to pay for? No I fucking don’t

Posted by: Giant Rage Boner at September 01, 2022 08:07 PM (rzoWe)

175 Miklos !

Posted by: JT at September 01, 2022 08:07 PM (T4tVD)

176 Fuck this guy in particular.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2022 08:07 PM (bkUtD)

177 Punchy should climb up some pyramid stage, have WH Staff take a Trump J6 supporter brought up, force them down on some stone head holder as they weep for mercy, and then have a laughing Ron Klain swing the axe down - all the Dems could cheer as his head rolls down the pyramid steps...that would be called "cutting to the chase" in plot parlance.

Posted by: Boswell at September 01, 2022 08:07 PM (+Cgut)

178 "my duty to love with you"????

Posted by: Miklos translates at September 01, 2022 08:07 PM (LyVHa)

179 Another nice night here, catch what the old bastard has in the morning. Of course he strokes out on live TV I'll be mad I missed it.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2022 08:07 PM (k8B25)

180 Biden is actually on? To hell with that, I'm going to go run.

I realized today that I would rather watch an Obama speech.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 01, 2022 08:08 PM (5p7BC)

181 Waiting on the small arms fire reports from Palm Beach.

Posted by: pawn at September 01, 2022 08:08 PM (wsHtO)

182 Damn, Tucker. 14/10

Posted by: micky at September 01, 2022 08:08 PM (3byMq)

183 None of this will matter. I think this is a play to the lethargic base. Despite all of the “wins” Biden has come up short, and the left doesn’t love him.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 01, 2022 08:08 PM (T6NRc)

184 It's his duty to level with us. MAGA repubs do not respect the Constitution, the will of The People.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:08 PM (4I/2K)

185 is there a WR for Elf Chuking ??

Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2022 08:08 PM (us2H3)

186 There is no MAGA republicans. Choose sides.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 01, 2022 08:08 PM (DOvc/)

187 Phook Joe Biden I am out of here.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 01, 2022 08:08 PM (RxoTR)

188 184 It's his duty to level with us. MAGA repubs do not respect the Constitution, the will of The People.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:08 PM (4I/2K)

Obviously he hasn't read the Constitution

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2022 08:08 PM (bs+z0)

189 JT

Posted by: fart, mumble, lie, mumble, fart LIVE at September 01, 2022 08:08 PM (LyVHa)

190 I'm not watching. Just tell Joey I farted in his general direcrion.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2022 08:08 PM (zQkx5)

191 Listening to this speech, I realize how much this man hates me.

Posted by: Corona Exile-Back_in_exile at September 01, 2022 08:09 PM (62BOJ)

192 To the gas chamber. Go!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 01, 2022 08:09 PM (KFhLj)

193 'Night Skip !

Posted by: JT at September 01, 2022 08:09 PM (T4tVD)

194 Placing a dagger at the throat of democracy.

Oh yeah, this is a unifying speech.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:09 PM (4I/2K)

195

Has Joe's speech already been published?
If not, how can someone do a prebuttal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2022 08:09 PM (63Dwl)

196 Tucker told the Fox execs to fuck off

Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2022 08:09 PM (us2H3)

197 Is Joey yelling at us?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

198 Tucker told the Fox execs to fuck off

Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2022 08:09 PM (us2H3)

Yep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 08:10 PM (ptqGC)

199 Lincoln called for war better

Posted by: fart, mumble, lie, mumble, fart LIVE at September 01, 2022 08:10 PM (LyVHa)

200 How many shots is that so far? *hic*

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 01, 2022 08:10 PM (DOvc/)

201 I realized today that I would rather watch an Obama speech.
Posted by: Dave in Fla


I see you've been studying cruelty at the feet of a master.

Posted by: DaveA at September 01, 2022 08:10 PM (FhXTo)

202 I see Tucker Carlson has also noticed the Biden Logic of extremism.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 01, 2022 08:10 PM (3JfbU)

203 Somebody, please keep track of how many new words old stones in mouth mangles tonight

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2022 08:10 PM (zQkx5)

204 I turned it on for 30 seconds and nearly stroked out. Never knew I could feel the rage I do now.

Posted by: TaliBob self radicalized at September 01, 2022 08:10 PM (uN6X9)

205 Threat. Ongoing attack on our democracy. Far more Americans reject extreme MAGA ideology than accept it. the power is in our hands to stop this threat to democracy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:10 PM (4I/2K)

206 He’s legit calling us all threats to democracy, threats to our republic, and enemies of the people.

Remember how much shit trump got for calling journalist enemies of the people? Pepperidge farm remembers

Posted by: Giant Rage Boner at September 01, 2022 08:11 PM (rzoWe)

207 If not, how can someone do a prebuttal.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

I know!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at September 01, 2022 08:11 PM (LyVHa)

208 Maybe we'll be surprised. Maybe he'll announce his resignation.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 01, 2022 07:59 PM (BdMk6)


I'll have what he's having. Make mine a double.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 01, 2022 08:11 PM (JOtiF)

209 GET OFF MY LAWN !!

Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2022 08:11 PM (us2H3)

210 So I take it Joey wants a civil war.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 08:11 PM (ptqGC)

211 "so now, due to inflation, you are only losing 6.5%"
Posted by: REDACTED

true BUT, if stocks lose 40%, cash is the winner. And other currencies are weaker, so USD is still "winning".

And longer term bonds are a loser if rates keep going up. For now, metals are losing as well, cash wins.

Certain commodities and energy can be "winners", and buying your own, personal, means of production ... might be a winner.

But Timing is everything. idk, when the globalists are working so hard to destroy us, we might need to think outside the box ... most of America tied their retirement into BigCorp and BigGov ... kicking that habit will be harder than quitting alcohol or nicotine ... (and I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue).

Posted by: illiniwek at September 01, 2022 08:11 PM (Cus5s)

212 It's a bit weird "listening" to THE SPEECH through the filter of the Moron Horde...

Although I'm tempted to tune in, I really can't stand that fucking bastard. I'd rather miss out on watching him stroke out on live television than give him ONE FUCKING SECOND of my time or attention.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2022 08:11 PM (K5n5d)

213 Like Joe cares anything about the Constitution other than for using it to destroy the country.

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2022 08:11 PM (sn5EN)

214 He's no Adolph.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:11 PM (4I/2K)

215 Who wrote this piece of shit speech?

Posted by: Extreme Semi Ultra gp at September 01, 2022 08:11 PM (24fqN)

216 Is he shouting or whispering ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2022 08:11 PM (bs+z0)

217 Triple martini already gone

Posted by: Thirsty Miklos at September 01, 2022 08:12 PM (LyVHa)

218 Tucker is preventing me from being chastised as a sovereign American citizen and I thank him for it.
Serious comedic chops from Tucker tonight.

Posted by: micky at September 01, 2022 08:12 PM (3byMq)

219 He's calling for another Kristallnacht.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:12 PM (4I/2K)

220 Triple martini already gone

Posted by: Thirsty Miklos at September 01, 2022 08:12 PM (LyVHa)


I'm on my second Tito's up with lots of lime.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 08:12 PM (ptqGC)

221 He's shouting.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:13 PM (4I/2K)

222 >>>He's calling for another Kristallnacht.
Posted by: Count de Monet


We are now unpersons. Biden wants a Civil War.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2022 08:13 PM (bkUtD)

223 Cadaver Joe will cast your Soul into the Democracy of Hell.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 01, 2022 08:13 PM (DOvc/)

224 Repel all MAGA borders!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:13 PM (4I/2K)

225 Ich bin ein bellini!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2022 08:13 PM (Wrs74)

226 Has Biden called for his Antifa army to rise up against us?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 08:14 PM (ptqGC)

227 This is both infuriating and scary.

Posted by: Fool Otto at September 01, 2022 08:14 PM (DB16e)

228 Lol let’s defend our democracy regardless of ideology

Also those maga guys are a threat

Posted by: Giant Rage Boner at September 01, 2022 08:14 PM (rzoWe)

229 He projects all the Dem lawlessness upon us, point by point. Surreal? Dali just phoned me and asked WTF.

Posted by: Extreme Semi Ultra gp at September 01, 2022 08:14 PM (24fqN)

230 Excuse me, some assshole at the door. Says his name is "Lavrenty Garland" and he clains he represents the Pure Race

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2022 08:14 PM (zQkx5)

231 I love how he claims they respect elections.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2022 08:14 PM (bkUtD)

232 Does he have the black eyeballs ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2022 08:14 PM (bs+z0)

233 The skinning of a corrupt judge in the year 1498.

Sisamnes was a corrupt royal judge from the time of Cambyses II. In court, he took a bribe and passed an unfair sentence. As a consequence, the King ordered him to be arrested as a prevaricator and declared that he'd be skinned alive.

His skin was used to upholster the seat in which he had presided over the trials, and in which his son, Otanes, had to sit, whom Sisamnes chose to replace him. Otanes was forced to remember the origin of leather so that he would take it into account in his hearings, deliberations and sentences.

Otanes, his son, never handed down a wrongful sentence or carried out any act of corruption.

Take from this what you will.

Posted by: Ex-ex at September 01, 2022 08:14 PM (iaII6)

234 Psalm 3-a psalm asking God for protection from enemies. Change the "me" language to "we" and "us".

https://tinyurl.com/25yut52n

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2022 08:14 PM (wvo9L)

235 Aren't the democrats and NeverTrumpers always saying that Trump can't accept the last election results. It seems neither can Biden, he keeps insisting he won and if you disagree you are an extremist. However, now the majority question the results which makes him the extremist.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 01, 2022 08:14 PM (3JfbU)

236 Whose idea was this fartside chat?

Posted by: Miklos notes the anemic applause at September 01, 2022 08:14 PM (LyVHa)

237 When asked about this, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre stated:

"When you are not with what majority of Americans are, then you know, that is extreme. That is an extreme way of thinking."

Now putting aside the insanity and stupidity of such a statement, she just described herself and the Democrats as extremists.

Because a majority of the country does NOT agree with them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2022 08:14 PM (Ivdso)

238 First speech of his I've tried to watch, seems entirely one sided. I had to turn it off.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 01, 2022 08:14 PM (qZdIZ)

239 Blacks and Hispanics getting no down-payment, no closing costs, first time mortgage loans from Bank of America obviously is all about equality.

Posted by: GibsonGirl at September 01, 2022 08:14 PM (KXY4V)

240 Who wrote this piece of shit speech?

--

Probably the FBI

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 01, 2022 08:14 PM (h1jJh)

241 And a crack in every pipe, and a kid in every shower!

Posted by: I'm Joe Biden? at September 01, 2022 08:14 PM (Izzlo)

242 Has he announced an official bounty for MAGA pelts? $5?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2022 08:14 PM (Wrs74)

243 "There is no excuse for political violence." [but]

Posted by: Corona-Exile_Back in exile at September 01, 2022 08:15 PM (62BOJ)

244 Happy to know decency and norms are restored.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

245 Hey Joe. we saw a congressman gunned down at a Congressional softball practice by one of yours. This is who you are.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:15 PM (4I/2K)

246 Running shorts on.

Last point before I'm out.

WHY does Biden need to make such an over the top incendiary speech? WHY does he need to specifically call out Republicans who are voting for Trump endorsed candidates?

This. Is. What. Desperation. Looks. Like.

Their BEST CASE scenario is that they can incite mobs to attack their political opponents.

Their internal polls have got to be horrific if the cabal putting words in his mouth green lit this.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 01, 2022 08:15 PM (5p7BC)

247 Funny, I witnessed assaults on law enforcement from the Saint George Floyd riots. An officer I knew was run over with a car driven by Antifa. Broke her leg in three places.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2022 08:15 PM (bkUtD)

248 Tucker ripping on the media.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

249 The motherfucker had the gall to have marines standing behind him as he slanders half the country

Posted by: TaliBob self radicalized at September 01, 2022 08:15 PM (uN6X9)

250 Does he have the black eyeballs ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2022 08:14 PM (bs+z0)

The camera is too far away to see.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:16 PM (4I/2K)

251 Running shorts on.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 01, 2022 08:15 PM (5p7BC)


Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 01, 2022 08:16 PM (v/+t1)

252 He's laying the justification for the coming internment camps.

Posted by: It's happening at September 01, 2022 08:16 PM (z0Qxu)

253 Is he squinting to hide the fact that he has no pupils?

Posted by: Miklos suspects at September 01, 2022 08:16 PM (LyVHa)

254 Is the GOP seeking "common ground" with the retard yet? Not watching, mind you. Just curious.

Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2022 08:16 PM (0IeYL)

255 I truly despise this POS. Him and his entire inbred family.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2022 08:16 PM (bkUtD)

256 The camera is too far away to see.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:16 PM (4I/2K)

Ten he must have his ear buds on.. They are telling him what to say

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2022 08:16 PM (bs+z0)

257 "He's calling for violence against his political opponents, giving the Go Code to his own "Boogaloo" troopers, while claiming that his opponents are the violent ones."

and this after importing ~8 million non-vetted illegals across our border, and flying in unvetted Afghans (while leaving our people behind). The Biden Boogaloo Troopers are not just radical Americans, they are all those he has openly imported, flown into regions in the dead of night under cover.

Minneapolis little Mogadishu is added to Detroit and other pockets of safe zone infiltration. AND it was PLANNED. imo, but yes Joe, top priority is disarming honest Americans, even though you said "Fire Two shots on the balcony, or one through the door."

Posted by: illiniwek at September 01, 2022 08:17 PM (Cus5s)

258 Just reading ya'll's comments is giving me rage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 08:17 PM (ptqGC)

259 Psst. Hey Joe. We were founded as Republic right there at that building behind you. Not a democracy. Asshat.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:17 PM (4I/2K)

260 Palm Beach Bay will run red with the blood of MAGA as we fight for the soul of the country! Leave no boro unturned. Fight MAGA where they live! No quarter! No mercy! God bless America, good night, and good hunting!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2022 08:17 PM (Wrs74)

261 kinda looks like they done fergot about the black girl with a dick rotting in Russia

Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2022 08:17 PM (us2H3)

262 Every time he says MAGA Trump thinks of starting to charge for living in Bitem's head

Posted by: Miklos suspects at September 01, 2022 08:17 PM (LyVHa)

263 Demonic, Nazi red background.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of BAD TRUMPY MANS! at September 01, 2022 08:17 PM (zCzXU)

264 Didnotwatch.gif

Lol fuck this raging raping racist.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 01, 2022 08:17 PM (YglAn)

265 Democracy has been around for 230+ years, but Joe is charging into the battle to save it from MAGA! Just two short years!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 01, 2022 08:18 PM (DOvc/)

266 80 days til Biden’s idioth birrhday.

Posted by: Rex B at September 01, 2022 08:18 PM (0KjzH)

267 Call to man the barricades in defense of democracy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:18 PM (4I/2K)

268 This is a long speech for him.. Must really be juiced up

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2022 08:18 PM (bs+z0)

269 illiniwek
Yup

Posted by: MkY at September 01, 2022 08:18 PM (cPGH3)

270 I truly despise this POS. Him and his entire inbred family.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2022 08:16 PM (bkUtD)

----------

You're not alone.

He's giving his followers permission to hurt and kill us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

271 @249

>>The motherfucker had the gall to have marines standing behind him as he slanders half the country

I wonder if those Marines acting as props for this Illegitimate Junta's Meat Puppets little Munich Speech are reflecting on the 13 Marines The Meat Puppet got killed a year ago.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 01, 2022 08:18 PM (C5kDt)

272 MAGA repubs spread fear and lies and darkness and dispair.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:18 PM (4I/2K)

273 Did he come out wearing a kit, feather headdress and aviator glasses? With a 6ft broadsword in a scabbard at his side?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2022 08:18 PM (Wrs74)

274 251 Running shorts on.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 01, 2022 08:15 PM (5p7BC)

hey, what's brown in the front ?

turn em around dude

Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2022 08:18 PM (us2H3)

275 WHY does Biden need to make such an over the top incendiary speech? WHY does he need to specifically call out Republicans who are voting for Trump endorsed candidates?

Posted by: Dave in Fla

He is preparing the ground for the next legislative bulldozing - federal control of elections to insure that only dems can win.

All of their past takeovers included a big PR push before hand.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 01, 2022 08:18 PM (ktsa1)

276 "refuse to accept that they lost"

Stacey the Tank would like to have a word, and the rest of those ribs

Posted by: Miklos thinks at September 01, 2022 08:18 PM (LyVHa)

277 The Left has more optic projection than the Webb Telescope.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2022 08:19 PM (ISz6t)

278 I'm sorry, but did some political violence happen recently?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 01, 2022 08:19 PM (h1jJh)

279 Shouty old man is shouty.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:19 PM (4I/2K)

280 Railroads!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 01, 2022 08:19 PM (DOvc/)

281 We have a new neighbor. She's in her 70s. She believes all of this. Watches MSNBC all day. Afraid of "the people who want to overthrow America" that she hears about on the news. Afraid of Global Warming. Afraid of everything. She's been lied to her whole life by people who wanted her to be afraid so that she would give them her money and her vote.

Her parents are dead, she's divorced and has no kids. She's pretty much alone in the world except for us - the very people she's afraid of.

She's going to spend the rest of her life alone in her condo. Her whole life she's been afraid of all the wrong things.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 01, 2022 08:19 PM (BJKQV)

282 I am embarrassed this a-hole is giving this speech in my city.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2022 08:19 PM (bkUtD)

283 I wonder if those Marines acting as props for this Illegitimate Junta's Meat Puppets little Munich Speech are reflecting on the 13 Marines The Meat Puppet got killed a year ago.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Well, they are still in uniform, so you know who they serve.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2022 08:19 PM (Wrs74)

284 This. Is. What. Desperation. Looks. Like.

Their BEST CASE scenario is that they can incite mobs to attack their political opponents.

Their internal polls have got to be horrific if the cabal putting words in his mouth green lit this.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 01, 2022 08

No one likes him or his stupid "policies" except the insider elites in DC. And even they know he farts in public and is a tard.

Posted by: LASue at September 01, 2022 08:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

285 Personally, I've resolved not to watch another Biden speech, unless I get word that he's resigning, having an on-air stroke, or committing hara-kiri on live TV.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 01, 2022 08:20 PM (tp+tP)

286 Save the planet!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 01, 2022 08:20 PM (DOvc/)

287 This is both infuriating and scary.

Pretty much sums it up.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 01, 2022 08:20 PM (Xrfse)

288 Glad our son got the hell out when he did.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

289 Are the Marines wearing masks? Are they supporting the president's codpiece?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2022 08:20 PM (Wrs74)

290 Funny, I witnessed assaults on law enforcement from the Saint George Floyd riots. An officer I knew was run over with a car driven by Antifa. Broke her leg in three places.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

OW !

Posted by: JT at September 01, 2022 08:20 PM (T4tVD)

291 Together we can do so much more if these MAGA repubs were not blocking the way.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:20 PM (4I/2K)

292 Not watching sponge brain's shitshow...

FJB

F Dork Brandon

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2022 08:21 PM (dpnJh)

293 White supremecist and rascicts

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:21 PM (4I/2K)

294 All is well!

Posted by: Six Degrees of Miklos and Bacon at September 01, 2022 08:21 PM (LyVHa)

295 Watching the Republicans condemn this proto-Mussolini for despoiling our sacred
American ideals and for encouraging attacks on Americans who disagree with this pig shit speech is going to be Lit.

Haha- just kidding. They don't care.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2022 08:21 PM (7hBFV)

296 They told me if I voted for Trump we would be in a dictatorship and by golly, they were right!

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 01, 2022 08:21 PM (/6GbT)

297 The only enemies of the US are MAGA voters

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2022 08:22 PM (bs+z0)

298 @292

>>Together we can do so much more if these MAGA repubs were not blocking the way.

Or alternatively..

If men wish to live, then they are forced to kill others. The entire struggle for survival is a
conquest of the means of existence, which in turn results in the elimination of others from these same
sources of subsistence.
--
A Madman with a Little Mustache.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 01, 2022 08:22 PM (C5kDt)

299 Wow, I will start wearing my MAGA/DVE with oak leaves cluster.

IT"S all TRUMP"S FAULT.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2022 08:22 PM (7hFL1)

300 But no mean tweets!

Posted by: Karen Whynemum at September 01, 2022 08:22 PM (a3Q+t)

301 Tomorrow Joe Scarborough will tell his fans what an incredible speech this was. He's a sociopath.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 08:22 PM (ptqGC)

302 President Don Quixote is battling cancer!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 01, 2022 08:22 PM (DOvc/)

303 She's going to spend the rest of her life alone in her condo. Her whole life she's been afraid of all the wrong things.
Posted by: 29Victor

And come election time she will venture out and harvest 200 D votes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2022 08:22 PM (Wrs74)

304 How is this not a political speech? Crikey, this is insane.

Posted by: Lickmuffin at September 01, 2022 08:22 PM (QHFzy)

305 We're gonna end cancer!
We're gonna make the 21st century another American Century!

But MAGA repubs are standing in the way.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:22 PM (4I/2K)

306 This is an obama speech

I feel the same anger at all the lies. I bet he helped on it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 01, 2022 08:22 PM (ktsa1)

307 Well, even if we get some truly das Deutsche Volke video clips, Independence Hall ain't exactly the Munich stadium! We need to sucker Joe into bigger venues!

With zeppelins overhead. Okay, blimps.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 01, 2022 08:22 PM (peWy1)

308 unfortunately, it takes humans a while to realize they are going down the wrong path

took the Russians about 75 years

and they know how write and play chess

should take us like 125 years

Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2022 08:22 PM (us2H3)

309 Ich bin ein Coco Puffs!

Posted by: I'm Joe Biden? at September 01, 2022 08:22 PM (Izzlo)

310 We're gonna need the super-duper extra cute and fluffy CAFE to decompress from this miserable speech...Hope Ace has one all lined up for us!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2022 08:22 PM (K5n5d)

311 Blacks and Hispanics are not coming South Jamaica. Hindus and those who bag their women are.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 01, 2022 08:23 PM (b+v9B)

312 My BP is spiking.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:23 PM (4I/2K)

313 302 Tomorrow Joe Scarborough will tell his fans what an incredible speech this was. He's a sociopath.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 08:22 PM (ptqGC)

The medias response was written before the speech.. Wonderful... So Presidential !

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2022 08:23 PM (bs+z0)

314 29Victor,
The problem isn't her life events. The problem is she doesn't read or think for herself. I bet she's vaxxed to the max too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 01, 2022 08:23 PM (9WSy4)

315 The cleaning out of non-woke military in our services continues unabated.

Don't count on them to not turn on us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

316 yo, can i get a little girl to sniff over here? jesus people, I'M WAITING!

Posted by: joe fingerblaster at September 01, 2022 08:23 PM (SWHSV)

317 Nood Cafe

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at September 01, 2022 08:23 PM (Vf4Y7)

318 Her parents are dead, she's divorced and has no kids. She's pretty much alone in the world except for us - the very people she's afraid of.

She's going to spend the rest of her life alone in her condo. Her whole life she's been afraid of all the wrong things.
Posted by: 29Victor
___

This has to be one of the saddest things I've ever read.

Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 01, 2022 08:23 PM (jwDzO)

319 So evil and disgusting

Posted by: Summer at September 01, 2022 08:23 PM (8bFjL)

320 "I will not allow elections to be stolen." Stolen as in "won by the other side." This is an effort to intimidate anyone who opposes Democrat vote fraud. November is going to be, ah, sporty.

Posted by: Interesting Times at September 01, 2022 08:23 PM (ieN7O)

321 Garbage leader of a garbage party.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 01, 2022 08:24 PM (3vQN0)

322 If you took a drink for every 'democracy', you'd be embalmed.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 01, 2022 08:24 PM (DOvc/)

323 This is headed to not accepting MAGA candidates who win.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 01, 2022 08:24 PM (b+v9B)

324
this speech sounded better in the original German

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 01, 2022 08:24 PM (ENBF0)

325 It's a dingdanged Republic you senile old asshat!


MAGA repubs - good manners is nothing they've ever suffered from. - applause line

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:24 PM (4I/2K)

326 I'm taking a break from TV and everything right now. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

327 Democracy allows for bad manners.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 01, 2022 08:25 PM (DOvc/)

328 i couldn't take it, I put up the cafe

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2022 08:25 PM (B3oWe)

329 Ahhh, Yes, Fascism.

Always descending on the Right. Always landing on the Left.

So are we still voting harder, or is it time to start thinking of defending ourselves and our families in the traditional American way?

Posted by: Sharkman at September 01, 2022 08:25 PM (Gda1b)

330 My rage knows no bounds, this man is truly a piece of human shit

Posted by: Giant Rage Boner at September 01, 2022 08:25 PM (rzoWe)

331 How long is this fucking thing going to last?

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 01, 2022 08:25 PM (xPl2J)

332 Trumptards gonna cry
Posted by: Boffo the Clown at September 01, 2022 08:18 PM (OJQAL)

Not crying. Unlike you, I don't believe in the power of government to make a utopia. I also have in faith God and his son, Jesus Christ which gives me strength and peace and joy. Doesn't mean I don't worry about things, just means I believe Christ is in and with me. "Greater is he who is in you, than he who is in the world. " Trolls never seen happy to me unless, you're a sock. Adios, Mr. Clown.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2022 08:25 PM (wvo9L)

333 >>>OW !
Posted by: JT


She recovered. Took over a year. But Biden and his cronies did that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2022 08:25 PM (bkUtD)

334 We're only just beginning.


More terrifying words have yet to be spoken.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:25 PM (4I/2K)

335 This. Is. What. Desperation. Looks. Like.

Their BEST CASE scenario is that they can incite mobs to attack their political opponents.

Their internal polls have got to be horrific if the cabal putting words in his mouth green lit this.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 01, 2022 08


That's been my assessment as well for a while: they're flailing trying to get some sort of purchase.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 01, 2022 08:26 PM (wmDcS)

336 296 Watching the Republicans condemn this proto-Mussolini for despoiling our sacred
American ideals and for encouraging attacks on Americans who disagree with this pig shit speech is going to be Lit.

Haha- just kidding. They don't care.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2022 08:21 PM (7hBFV)

Passst…. The GOP is in full agreement. Pass it on.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 01, 2022 08:26 PM (3vQN0)

337 I'm your enemy. OK. I can live with that Joepedo. Can you?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 01, 2022 08:26 PM (GwxCX)

338 Professor Democracy is lecturing us on how to save the world!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 01, 2022 08:26 PM (DOvc/)

339 Who are the retards clapping for this seal?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2022 08:26 PM (bkUtD)

340 he’s asking people to vote, how can he say it’s not a political speech? He mentioned 2022 ffs

Posted by: Giant Rage Boner at September 01, 2022 08:27 PM (rzoWe)

341 How many people were volunteered to attend?

Trump has more people directing traffic at his rallies.

Posted by: parallel Miklos at September 01, 2022 08:27 PM (LyVHa)

342 We've only just begun
The hole
age coming kept the faith
and heated democracy

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 01, 2022 08:27 PM (469jd)

343 It's now turned into a standard Dem campaign boilerplate, but it was prefixed with the extensive anti-MAGA slander.

Posted by: Extreme Semi Ultra gp at September 01, 2022 08:27 PM (24fqN)

344 We will come together for the next 1000 years and rule the world!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:27 PM (4I/2K)

345 Oh FFS enough with the desperation talk. They are not desperate. They are pushing in every front and winning on every front. Fuck man, some people will be sure they are desperate as they’re bing pushed onto cattle cars for camps.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 01, 2022 08:27 PM (3vQN0)

346 This has to be one of the saddest things I've ever read.
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 01, 2022 08:23 PM (jwDzO)

Every time I see her I want to punch someone in the face for doing this to her, I'm just not sure who. We're trying to include her in our community, she really is a sweet lady.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 01, 2022 08:27 PM (BJKQV)

347 Playing, We'll Gather The Lilacs, a little more fortisimo right about now.

Gonna need a pitcher of Gimlets after this speech.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 01, 2022 08:27 PM (C5kDt)

348 Doddering old man is led away from the podium by his wife.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:28 PM (4I/2K)

349 Yeah, we're totally "united" with your jackass in the White House. Corrupt pos.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2022 08:28 PM (bkUtD)

350 Well, that was something.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:28 PM (4I/2K)

351 Oh no, I go to fix a drink and and it's over
shucks

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 01, 2022 08:28 PM (469jd)

352 What was the point of this?

Other than to license any and all attacks on me, I mean.

Posted by: Miklos wading into the Rubicon at September 01, 2022 08:28 PM (LyVHa)

353 Now, all that said -- he did seem to be pretty energetic. What do they have him on and can I get some?

Posted by: Lickmuffin at September 01, 2022 08:29 PM (QHFzy)

354 The cleaning out of non-woke military in our services continues unabated.

Don't count on them to not turn on us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

And we're supposed to be afraid of them?
Making notes...

Posted by: MkY at September 01, 2022 08:29 PM (cPGH3)

355 To give a speech like this in this hollowed hall... Terrible

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2022 08:29 PM (bs+z0)

356 When he orders the military to kill us all it will be justified. Cuz hey man we’re just killing Nazis ya know?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 01, 2022 08:29 PM (3vQN0)

357 Who are the retards clapping for this seal?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2022 08:26 PM (bkUtD)
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It's probably just piped in over the regular audio feed, like a laugh track (though this is far from funny)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2022 08:29 PM (K5n5d)

358

Ekosians, the road ahead is difficult. It requires courage and dedication. It requires faith. The Zeon colony has existed for nearly a half a century. If we fulfill our own greatness, that will all be ended. Working together will at times be difficult to reach that goal. And we will reach that goal!

Posted by: John Robinette Gill at September 01, 2022 08:29 PM (63Dwl)

359 MAGA people have been targets of violence for years. You

Posted by: Ken at September 01, 2022 08:30 PM (cMXNt)

360 "no place for political violence, this is not who we are"

ha ha ha ... summer of love, cops ordered to stand down as Antifa/BLM committed violence against cops and patriots. It is exactly who they are. ...

Arresting hundreds of peaceful protesters, giving them 5 years of parading or trespassing ... while ignoring violence and releasing criminals. I only hope America the People can clearly see through this charade ... but worse than that, it is a violent Coup.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 01, 2022 08:30 PM (Cus5s)

361 McConnell wrote that speech.

Posted by: It's happening at September 01, 2022 08:30 PM (z0Qxu)

362 Should be an interesting next couple of weeks. That wasn't just for shits and giggles.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 01, 2022 08:30 PM (zMY2d)

363 >>>It's probably just piped in over the regular audio feed, like a laugh track (though this is far from funny)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Good point. It's hilarious he made this speech on the anniversary of Germany invading Poland.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2022 08:31 PM (bkUtD)

364 It was no Nuremberg Rally.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2022 08:31 PM (4I/2K)

365 Is there a transcript from a reliable source?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2022 08:32 PM (llON8)

366 Not crying. Unlike you, I don't believe in the power of government to make a utopia. I also have in faith God and his son, Jesus Christ which gives me strength and peace and joy. Doesn't mean I don't worry about things, just means I believe Christ is in and with me. "Greater is he who is in you, than he who is in the world. " Trolls never seen happy to me unless, you're a sock. Adios, Mr. Clown.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2022 08:25 PM


The last two times a government promised to provide utopia we had a World War that killed over 45 million people. I'll pass.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 01, 2022 08:32 PM (bVYXr)

367 Hope the imbecile chokes on Jill’s dingleberrys

Posted by: TaliBob self radicalized at September 01, 2022 08:32 PM (uN6X9)

368 @362

>>That wasn't just for shits and giggles.

If the historical analogs hold, the Regime will be arresting opposition opponents real soon.

This was clearly prepping the populace for Trumps arrest.

It's coming.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 01, 2022 08:32 PM (C5kDt)

369 Is there an equal time response? Because fake POTUS, puppet of the criminal cabal, just said all 71+ million Trump voters need to be terminated, BAMN, and backed it with lies.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 01, 2022 08:32 PM (Cus5s)

370 Posobiec is saying they are chanting "Fuck Joe Biden" there in Philly.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 01, 2022 08:33 PM (xPl2J)

371 352 What was the point of this?

Other than to license any and all attacks on me, I mean.
Posted by: Miklos wading into the Rubicon at September 01, 2022 08:28 PM (LyVHa)
-----------------------------------

Yes, we would like to talk to you about that.
Tell us about it.

Posted by: Officer Sphinx, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 01, 2022 08:33 PM (469jd)

372 We'll be extremely lucky to make it to November 2024 with an intact republic.

These people mean to do me harm.

Posted by: ballistic at September 01, 2022 08:34 PM (oXNqT)

373 Anyone want to take bets on whether or not he announces Trump's arrest?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2022 07:48 PM (ptqGC)

Biden: "Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em."

Posted by: Mainah at September 01, 2022 08:35 PM (j7IgZ)

374 Johan Goldberg " when was the last time their was applause after a prime time official address? "

What as asshole, how did I ever respect him

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 01, 2022 08:36 PM (dKiJG)

375 Victors write the laws
Victors write the history

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 01, 2022 08:36 PM (469jd)

376 Biden: "Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em."
Posted by: Mainah

"Shot trying to escape"

Posted by: Miklos easily imagines at September 01, 2022 08:37 PM (LyVHa)

377 375 I can hear the wailing of the MAGA crybabies already...
Posted by: Boffo the Clown at September 01, 2022 08:35 PM (OJQAL)

What does this even mean? You couldn't think of any better troll? Just spew out some recycled post from the 1990s?
Man, the Internet really is dead. Even the quality of the trolls has gone to crap.

#BeBetter

Posted by: 29Victor at September 01, 2022 08:37 PM (BJKQV)

378 Heh. "The Diaper Don" sounds... mafioso...

Sounds... like what they might call some senile old f*ck in pullups...

Sounds like a good nickname for joe-pedo!

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2022 08:38 PM (dpnJh)

379 Worn out from posting on the live feeds at FB.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2022 08:38 PM (NpAcC)

380 Johan Goldberg " when was the last time their was applause after a prime time official address? "
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I dunno, maybe during Stalin's regime?

(Who was the first to stop clapping, btw? Asking for you-know-who)

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2022 08:40 PM (dpnJh)

381 "Our Democracy" is just the Current Thing version of "The Science."

Neither one of them refers to actual democracy or actual science. It's commie drivel disguised as such.

Posted by: ballistic at September 01, 2022 08:41 PM (oXNqT)

382 They really are that dumb.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 01, 2022 08:42 PM (hQsZ8)

383 Is that a golden? Goldens are the best. We have a golden. She's the best.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 01, 2022 08:43 PM (BJKQV)

384 Why does Burpo the clown think we're crying? I'm laughing at such a poor quality troll.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2022 08:46 PM (wvo9L)

385 Any church/religion that at its top backs this commie regime should not get one more dime from any patriot. There is no excuse for supporting those that support tyranny ... they are Not "men of God", they serve the wrong god.

Cutting off their funding is easy ... yet ... "oh, we have to keep giving". Really? REALLY?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 01, 2022 08:47 PM (Cus5s)

386 Hi, Fen! Maybe burpo sees the tears from all of us *laughing* so hard?

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2022 08:47 PM (dpnJh)

387 >>That wasn't just for shits and giggles.

///

nbd, the left just going their natural course to a Hutsi, Baathist tribalist warlordism.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 01, 2022 08:49 PM (OuH7W)

388 Sometimes we have had trolls here that were actually somewhat clever, Boofo isn't one of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2022 08:50 PM (wvo9L)

389 Posobiec is saying they are chanting "Fuck Joe Biden" there in Philly.

Meh. Let's see the video, Jack.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 01, 2022 08:51 PM (Xrfse)

390 Lol
"Right to privacy, right to contraception, right to gay marriage, right to abortion" NOT A DAMN ONE OF THOSE WAS EVER THE RESULT OF DEMOCRACY, save for contraception which democrats have been blocking over the counter for ages. The rest were all undemocratic farce dumped on us like so much Dave matthews excrement onto Chicago boat tours

Posted by: Who is Brandon Galt? at September 01, 2022 08:51 PM (sqiiD)

391 Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 01, 2022 08:52 PM (MeDDJ)

392 Is there a transcript from a reliable source?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2022 08:32 PM


Not since I was canned.

Posted by: Brian "Big Spud" Stelter at September 01, 2022 08:54 PM (a3Q+t)

393 Did the Boogaloo just kick off?

No?

Bummer.

Posted by: Huckleberry at September 01, 2022 09:01 PM (7EbAY)

394 no it's tehre, on video. fjb

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 01, 2022 09:01 PM (OuH7W)

395 Someone I know who watched it said that the backdrop was blood red and eerie and the whole thing looked creepy with the military there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2022 09:05 PM (wvo9L)

396 Cut the tall trees. Cut the tall trees now!

Posted by: Joseph Rutaganda Biden at September 01, 2022 09:11 PM (f9ipb)

397 Joe Biden is going "full John Gill" without the benefits

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2022 09:22 PM (X5CsJ)

398 This evening's Two Minutes Hate was in part, brought to you by the Republican Party. You can thank them for standing by, going silent and doing NOTHING as the 2020 Presidential Election was stolen, mainly because they're a bunch of high-priced lobby whores whose corporate pimps wanted the bad orange man gone.
Well played, G.O.P., well played!
Now stand back and keep beholding what your treachery has brought. Hope that 30 pieces of silver was worth it. At least the biblical Judas had the decency to hang himself. I don't expect such an act from your lot. And please, don't give me your pleas of "unity" when you were complicit and duplicit in helping steal the election. FUCK YOU.

2020: NEVER FORGET, NEVER FORGIVE


Posted by: Tracy at September 01, 2022 09:35 PM (ias+u)

399 38% approval only possible if the poll was conducted in San Quetin; St. Elizabeth's' or Tehran.

Posted by: Obama's boyfriend at September 01, 2022 09:43 PM (EcD5Y)

400 What a cu^t

Posted by: Gonzotx at September 01, 2022 10:26 PM (t4poC)

401 Remember when Obama was president, and every week you'd post about how his polls and sunk to an all-new low of 40%?

And remember when Trump was president, and every week the left would talk about how his polls had sunk to an all-new low of 40%?

And remember when Bush -

You know what, never mind. I'm the only one with a memory around here, that's clear enough.

Posted by: rold at September 01, 2022 10:34 PM (GAa78)

402 Making money online! Another Sarah! Let's go Dark Brandon!

Posted by: jennifer at September 01, 2022 10:59 PM (yFj2x)

403 Unless that retard has a loaded double barrel shotgun he's waving around I'm not interested in anything he blathers.

Posted by: torabora at September 01, 2022 11:16 PM (zC7Az)

404 Did the retard brag about the use of his general warrant?

I think that's the most disgusting thing a President has done to fellow citizens since FDR locked up innocent American citizens.

Another Democrat...they never change.

Posted by: torabora at September 01, 2022 11:21 PM (zC7Az)

405 Didn't hear the speech, but heard a few minutes of an NPR panel discussion right after the speech, on the car radio.

Don't think they were really confident about what they should say. But they were calm.

Posted by: KT at September 02, 2022 12:21 AM (rrtZS)

406 A nasty speech from a nasty little man. I didn't listen to it or watch it--I figured I'd wait for the transcript. Which I have now read. And wonder what planet this heel is living on. The sole of the nation should be planted on his backside.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at September 02, 2022 01:29 AM (K57hO)

407 #397 we think alike re John Gill - Star Trek Patterns of Force. See this parody from before the 2020 election. I think this covers it rear Uncle Joe being the real Manchurian Candidate. Uncle Joe though is a drugged puppet:.

https://tinyurl.com/52s29fd5



Posted by: Ron T Cop at September 02, 2022 02:15 AM (kNtJH)

408 Seen on the internet:

They are running the playbook even if it isn't working out for them. By this time they hoped to have Trump backed candidates in place for the republican party. Americans, because of the revelations and success of the J6 committee, would have a disdain for Trump. The raid on Trump would have been the final nail in his popularity. Biden gives this speech, and America rallies behind him and re-elects democrats. None of their prior to the speech worked. Yes, Trump candidates are running, J6 is a flop, the raid is seen as politically motivated, but they stuck with the plan. All last night's speech did was to reveal what MAGA Force has known all along and that is it is the democrats who are the true fascists, including the Instapundit's liberal posters. Last night was so bad that they lost the media, and although they probably agree with it, they know the optics speak louder than words. In addition, the democrats are about to unleash 89,000 IRS agents on the working and middle class.

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2022 07:50 AM (X5CsJ)

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