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Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 23, 2022 04:48 PM (bVYXr) 2
And here is my shocked face!?!?
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 23, 2022 04:48 PM (bVYXr) 3
Hey...at least he didn't get caught holding onto papers he was legally cleared to have.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 23, 2022 04:49 PM (LvTSG) 4
Did I break the blog?
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 23, 2022 04:49 PM (bVYXr) 5
Every law ever written will be a possible expression of their friend/enemy distinction.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 23, 2022 04:51 PM (44ww/) 6
Does adrenachrome show up as a mood altering substance on tox screens?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 23, 2022 04:52 PM (7Fj9P) 7
Heh. The interlock device is a serious pain in the ass He will get it removed in a month or less.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 23, 2022 04:52 PM (QSjkU) Posted by: Dawg at August 23, 2022 04:52 PM (2cfUo) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at August 23, 2022 04:52 PM (IhpYf) 10
why was this dude even driving himself?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 23, 2022 04:52 PM (w0NJk) 11
A political candidate in MI is hauled away in chains because he was J6 adjacent, but, a person with a direct connection to political power is given a slap on the wrist for what is arguably a very serious driving infraction.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 23, 2022 04:52 PM (5pTK/) 12
Must be nice.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 23, 2022 04:52 PM (2Or5V) 13
The judge will be richly rewarded for his services to the State.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 23, 2022 04:52 PM (I2/tG) 14
JustUs
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 23, 2022 04:53 PM (AiZBA) Posted by: Chuy at August 23, 2022 04:53 PM (B3oWe) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 23, 2022 04:53 PM (2Or5V) 17
This is getting pretty old.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2022 04:53 PM (HJDAV) Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 23, 2022 04:53 PM (5pTK/) 19
It's the best Jesse Watters could do.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2022 04:54 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 23, 2022 04:54 PM (bNf8H) 21
When John Edwards was ranting about two Americas it turned out that is what the Democrats WANTED.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2022 04:54 PM (ESjRY) 22
Just because I think this got willowed:
340 336 >>>also that archivist dude is clearly a MASSIVE queen. they can be really annoying and in their overly dramatic pestering! what a terrible thing to say Posted by: Chuy This is like Liberace calling someone tacky. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2022 04:54 PM (HJDAV) 23
Durian Republic of America
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 23, 2022 04:54 PM (gbzeC) 24
9 the "mystery" woman
TRANNY he's got enough of that at home For the record Nazi Pelosi was good looking in the 60s. The 1860s that is. Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2022 04:54 PM (ESjRY) 25
21 When John Edwards was ranting about two Americas it turned out that is what the Democrats WANTED.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2022 04:54 PM (ESjRY) Of course they did, and now they are doing the fascist things they always said they feared us doing. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2022 04:54 PM (HJDAV) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 23, 2022 04:55 PM (2Or5V) 27
Must be nice.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 23, 2022 04:52 PM (2Or5V) -------------- Unless these people repent, any punishment in this world is a cakewalk compared to what awaits. Paul had some pretty strong words about hypocrisy, I might add. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 23, 2022 04:55 PM (5pTK/) 28
"Almost Killed Someone"
Close enough is only good for horseshoes and hand-grenades. Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 23, 2022 04:54 PM (bNf8H) Not even that. Alec Baldwin *did* kill someone and he's guilty as sin and free as a bird. Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 23, 2022 04:55 PM (AiZBA) 29
Some people like durians. I have never smelled one. I assume I would hate it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2022 04:55 PM (HJDAV) 30
Just because I think this got willowed:
340 336 >>>also that archivist dude is clearly a MASSIVE queen. they can be really annoying and in their overly dramatic pestering! I knew that the second I saw his tie. Posted by: Archimedes at August 23, 2022 04:56 PM (/NCI4) 31
I had a cow-worker bring a durian into work once.
How bad could it be? Answer - it smelled like Michael Moore had a buffet of expired Chipoltle food and couldn't get to the restroom in time. Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2022 04:56 PM (ESjRY) 32
They'll keep doing it as long as there are zero consequences.
But hey, who are we kidding? Money and power has always bought off public officials. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 04:56 PM (mE7cY) 33
Unless these people repent, any punishment in this world is a cakewalk compared to what awaits.
___ Would be nice to see some justice once in a while in this world. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 23, 2022 04:56 PM (RU4sa) 34
This makes me sick.
Posted by: Adrienne at August 23, 2022 04:56 PM (gegMK) 35
also that archivist dude is clearly a MASSIVE queen. they can be really annoying and in their overly dramatic pestering!
---------- Those guys are the worst! Posted by: Vegan co-op denizen at August 23, 2022 04:57 PM (5pTK/) 36
FBI doesn't want to peruse through Pelosi's undergarment drawer.
Posted by: OhNoNotTheBees at August 23, 2022 04:57 PM (O8sQ4) 37
Unless these people repent, any punishment in this world is a cakewalk compared to what awaits.
I know that "justice is mine, sayeth the lord". I'm not that good a Christian. I want suffering, and I want it NOW. Posted by: Archimedes at August 23, 2022 04:57 PM (/NCI4) Posted by: Jim at August 23, 2022 04:57 PM (tkOps) 39
lol you guys re-posted my messed up comment!
altho I don't understand the liberace thing anyway the dude is flaming that's all I meant and they can be uber bitchy esp when getting up there in years Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 23, 2022 04:57 PM (w0NJk) 40
I figured he'd get off lighter.
Posted by: fd at August 23, 2022 04:57 PM (sn5EN) 41
FBI doesn't want to peruse through Pelosi's undergarment drawer.
Have you tried wearing a full hazmat suit for hours? Posted by: Some Ham and Egger at August 23, 2022 04:57 PM (ESjRY) 42
Between the smell and the spikes, I guess some folk must really like the taste of durian to get past all that security.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 23, 2022 04:57 PM (906pl) 43
Does California prosecute any crime?
Posted by: Fool Otto at August 23, 2022 04:58 PM (DB16e) 44
Would be nice to see some justice once in a while in this world.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 23, 2022 04:56 PM (RU4sa) ------------ I'm there with you on that. However, our Lord and Savior has his reasons they've yet to see punishment in this world. Posted by: Vegan co-op denizen at August 23, 2022 04:58 PM (5pTK/) 45
Well, Bruce Jenner rear-ended and killed a woman while hopped up on benzos and estrogen and got off Scotfree.
It's the LA way. Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 23, 2022 04:58 PM (/U72F) 46
Would be nice to see some justice once in a while in this world.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 23, 2022 04:56 PM (RU4sa) Yep. Like IVAN the Terrible. Give them a preview of eternity. Ivan was fond of frying people. They didn't call him terrible for nothing. Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 23, 2022 04:58 PM (QSjkU) 47
45 Well, Bruce Jenner rear-ended and killed a woman while hopped up on benzos and estrogen and got off Scotfree.
I mean except for the part where it made him insane and he chopped his dick off to be "a different person who hadn't killed someone" Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 23, 2022 04:59 PM (w0NJk) 48
I knew that the second I saw his tie.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 23, 2022 04:56 PM (/NCI4) I have always been a suit and tie purist. Black/Charcoal/Dark Navy suit. Ties are usually similar. Maybe a red. White shirt with french cuffs so I can wear my grandpa's collection of cuff links. Boring really. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2022 04:59 PM (HJDAV) 49
43 Does California prosecute any crime?
Posted by: Fool Otto at August 23, 2022 04:58 PM (DB16e Yes, illegal watering of lawns, incorrect use of pronouns and not paying your taxes below a 'certain' income. Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 23, 2022 04:59 PM (mE7cY) 50
Does California prosecute any crime?
Posted by: Fool Otto at August 23, 2022 04:58 PM (DB16e) ------------- If you're a business owner and defied the mask mandate, you bet. Interestingly enough, though, if that same business owner has a bunch of thieves clean out his story, well, he's SOL. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 23, 2022 04:59 PM (5pTK/) 51
I bet old Paul is just happy the chick giving him a blow job didn't accidentally bite his dick off in the crash.
Posted by: Archer at August 23, 2022 04:59 PM (gmo/4) 52
Does California prosecute any crime?
They went after that investigative journalist that proved planned parenthood was selling baby parts. Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2022 04:59 PM (ESjRY) 53
Would be nice to see some justice once in a while in this world.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 23, 2022 04:56 PM (RU4sa) ------------ I'm there with you on that. However, our Lord and Savior has his reasons they've yet to see punishment in this world. Posted by: Vegan co-op denizen at August 23, 2022 04:58 PM (5pTK/) ----------- Crud, that was me, SMH. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 23, 2022 04:59 PM (5pTK/) 54
51 I bet old Paul is just happy the chick giving him a blow job didn't accidentally bite his dick off in the crash.
dude that's why he didn't try to brake hard!!!! Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 23, 2022 05:00 PM (w0NJk) 55
43 Does California prosecute any crime?
Posted by: Fool Otto at August 23, 2022 04:58 PM (DB16e) Only thought crimes. Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 23, 2022 05:00 PM (QSjkU) 56
lol blake
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 23, 2022 05:00 PM (RU4sa) 57
24 9 the "mystery" woman
TRANNY he's got enough of that at home For the record Nazi Pelosi was good looking in the 60s. The 1860s that is. Posted by: 18-1 ------------------------------- That broad had a great rack! Posted by: Ambrose Burnside at August 23, 2022 05:00 PM (sAmhv) 58
And Nancy will win re-election by 80 points.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2022 05:00 PM (u73oe) 59
Yep. Like IVAN the Terrible. Give them a preview of eternity. Ivan was fond of frying people. They didn't call him terrible for nothing.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 23, 2022 04:58 PM (QSjkU) ------------ I admit I'm partial to YD's "way of the knout." Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 23, 2022 05:00 PM (5pTK/) 60
I bet old Paul is just happy the chick giving him a blow job didn't accidentally bite his dick off in the crash.
Tell me about it! Posted by: Laura Moon from American Gods at August 23, 2022 05:01 PM (ESjRY) 61
Do people in San Francisco just vote D reflexively, there's voting fraud, or this time does Nancy have any chance of being voted out if she runs again, because I would think the two-tiered justice system and the bums, druggies and poop on the street would even make some people vote for a Rep. And yes, I know some people who voted for Mayor Adams and Hochul who are ready for a change, not that Adams is coming up soon but Hochul is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2022 05:01 PM (wvo9L) 62
That broad had a great rack!
Posted by: Ambrose Burnside at August 23, 2022 05:00 PM (sAmhv) Want a sideburn ride, milady? Posted by: Gen Burnside at August 23, 2022 05:01 PM (HJDAV) 63
I have always been a suit and tie purist. Black/Charcoal/Dark Navy suit. Ties are usually similar. Maybe a red. White shirt with french cuffs so I can wear my grandpa's collection of cuff links.
Boring really. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2022 04:59 PM (HJDAV) I've got a set of White House cufflinks courtesy of a great-uncle who worked in the Eisenhower Administration. Don't think I've ever actually worn them. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 23, 2022 05:01 PM (906pl) 64
twitter just wrote us to let us know they are censoring this entire article, because it assumes the gender of the passenger in Pelosi's Porsche.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 23, 2022 05:02 PM (9+eKa) 65
51 I bet old Paul is just happy the chick giving him a blow job didn't accidentally bite his dick off in the crash.
Posted by: Archer at August 23, 2022 04:59 PM (gmo/4) Pathetic. A real man can maintain 70 mph while getting a nibble. a man has to concentrate. Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 23, 2022 05:02 PM (QSjkU) 66
because I would think the two-tiered justice system and the bums, druggies and poop on the street would even make some people vote for a Rep.
Wow this Pelosi woman is really corrupt and everything sucks! But vote for a Republican? Come on don't be crazy! Posted by: The amjority of the voters in SF at August 23, 2022 05:02 PM (ESjRY) 67
Poor Nancy. Her husband gets a DUI and then shortly thereafter, her son stows away on her flight to Asia, completely catching her in a very compromising situation.
Poor, poor Nancy. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 23, 2022 05:02 PM (KbCG3) 68
I only glimpsed this in passing, but did the judge put out a bench warrant on the driver of the vehicle that got hit, or did I misread something?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 23, 2022 05:02 PM (xPJvm) 69
I've got a set of White House cufflinks courtesy of a great-uncle who worked in the Eisenhower Administration. Don't think I've ever actually worn them.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 23, 2022 05:01 PM (906pl) Cool. What do they look like? Presidential seal or something? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2022 05:02 PM (HJDAV) Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 23, 2022 05:03 PM (bnAdj) 71
Not to sound too street preacher-ey, but what we're lacking is not justice, but repentance. For the people who do wrong and seek to live as gods among men without consequences to acknowledge that they may not do that, and that they should seek forgiveness from the faceless mob of anonymous humanity that they have tried to subjugate. That a Nation of Laws can not merely be a Nation of Litigation, of What You Can Get Away With If You Know A Guy Who Knows A Guy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2022 05:03 PM (6FeV1) 72
>>>Do people in San Francisco just vote D reflexively, there's voting fraud, or this time does Nancy have any chance of being voted out if she runs again, because I would think the two-tiered justice system and the bums, druggies and poop on the street would even make some people vote for a Rep. And yes, I know some people who voted for Mayor Adams and Hochul who are ready for a change, not that Adams is coming up soon but Hochul is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2022 05:01 PM (wvo9L) Trump bad. Trump tweets mean. Trump people nazis. Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 23, 2022 05:03 PM (QYPq3) 73
Wow this Pelosi woman is really corrupt and everything sucks!
But vote for a Republican? Come on don't be crazy! Posted by: The amjority of the voters in SF at August 23, 2022 05:02 PM (ESjRY) --------- Most likely, the Democrat heavy hitters in San Francisco have Pelosi on speed dial and Nancy makes sure those donors don't have to deal with the homelessness squalor. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 23, 2022 05:03 PM (5pTK/) 74
Poor Nancy. Her husband gets a DUI and then shortly thereafter, her son stows away on her flight to Asia, completely catching her in a very compromising situation.
Poor, poor Nancy. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 23, 2022 05:02 PM (KbCG3) ================ and her brother is famous for bribing judges and her father for union enforcement...and bribing judges. Poor Nancy, no one in her family tree is honest. Except, of course, her. Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 23, 2022 05:04 PM (9+eKa) 75
Posted by: The amjority of the voters in SF at August 23, 2022 05:02 PM (ESjRY)
if it can happen with New Yorkers, yes it can happen with people from San Francisco, but I expect as with NYC not that many people actually do vote. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2022 05:04 PM (wvo9L) 76
Did she bite his crank off and he was the injured party?
Posted by: torabora at August 23, 2022 05:05 PM (EeUOj) 77
Cool. What do they look like? Presidential seal or something?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 23, 2022 05:02 PM (HJDAV) Yep. I think they're brass. Enameled in blue and white. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 23, 2022 05:06 PM (906pl) 78
I guess Paul just wasn't satisfied with gourmet ice cream at home.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 23, 2022 05:06 PM (9+eKa) 79
74 Poor Nancy. Her husband gets a DUI and then shortly thereafter, her son stows away on her flight to Asia, completely catching her in a very compromising situation.
Poor, poor Nancy. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 23, 2022 05:02 PM (KbCG3) ================ and her brother is famous for bribing judges and her father for union enforcement...and bribing judges. Poor Nancy, no one in her family tree is honest. Except, of course, her. Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 23, 2022 05:04 PM (9+eKa) There's always one. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 23, 2022 05:06 PM (KbCG3) 80
Heh. Suck it losers!
Posted by: Lois Lerner at August 23, 2022 05:06 PM (P69fT) 81
Did she bite his crank off and he was the injured party?
Posted by: torabora at August 23, 2022 05:05 PM (EeUOj) It happens Posted by: Garp at August 23, 2022 05:06 PM (FJYfm) 82
76 Did she bite his crank off and he was the injured party?
Posted by: torabora at August 23, 2022 05:05 PM (EeUOj) If old Paul was interested in playing it safe he would stick with Nan. She can pop those teeth out for safety. Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 23, 2022 05:06 PM (QSjkU) 83
As O.J. Simpson said when found not guilty. Aint America great you can get all the justice AFFORD!
Posted by: jojo at August 23, 2022 05:07 PM (fjrDo) 84
Sorry. Meant they didn't vote for Hochul, She just replaced Cuomo, but they think her signing a bill saying to ban gendered words like "salesman" is a crock when she won't replace the progressive DA and crime is out of control.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2022 05:07 PM (wvo9L) 85
Prediction: Paul Pelosi will NOT be one of the people the armed 87k IRS thugs is going to audit.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 23, 2022 05:07 PM (OalnH) 86
I'm not asking for horsemen and trumpets and broken seals, but it's looking better than it did.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 23, 2022 05:07 PM (44ww/) 87
How many interlock devices? I think Paul Pelosi has more than one ride.
Posted by: free tibet at August 23, 2022 05:07 PM (FJCnW) 88
There's a picture of JFK staring at Nancy's rack.
Posted by: torabora at August 23, 2022 05:07 PM (EeUOj) 89
The market wandered around today and finally just petered out. A Joe Biden "good day".
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 23, 2022 05:07 PM (9+eKa) 90
Poor Nancy. Her husband gets a DUI and then shortly thereafter, her son stows away on her flight to Asia, completely catching her in a very compromising situation.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 23, 2022 05:02 PM (KbCG3) The men is her life sure aren't positioning her for success. Posted by: lowandslow at August 23, 2022 05:08 PM (qH6FZ) 91
California. Where you can shit in someone's front yard and steal anything you like from any store, but don't you dare sell a piece of plastic without fifty-eight motherfucking Prop 65 warnings on it or your whole family is going to jail.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2022 05:08 PM (6FeV1) 92
He might have been able to ditch Nan but for the fact she dragged him to see the Pope at taxpayer expense.
Money buys time. In his case, more time with Nan. Jail may have been preferable. Did anyone ask? Posted by: Lola at August 23, 2022 05:08 PM (NIYa7) 93
Bush jr. is being paid to teach a master class on leadership.
“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.” Posted by: ryukyu at August 23, 2022 05:08 PM (4n6fw) 94
Same thing is going to happen with the left and FBI with this Mar-A-Lago BS.
Still trying to figure out how we are going to out game opponents that are in charge of law enforcement, not constrained by the law and make up laws/rules as they go and use them against you. The left straight doesn't give a shit about optics or nothing. "Oh, you see what were doing and don't like it?" "FU. What are you going to do about it?" Posted by: JROD at August 23, 2022 05:08 PM (0jZnq) 95
There's a picture of JFK staring at Nancy's rack.
Posted by: torabora at August 23, 2022 05:07 PM (EeUOj) The man had an eye for "talent". Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 23, 2022 05:09 PM (P69fT) 96
I guess Paul just wasn't satisfied with gourmet ice cream at home.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 23, 2022 05:06 PM (9+eKa) ------------ Nah, Mom is grooming son for the family business so he can continue to afford artisanal ice cream. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 23, 2022 05:09 PM (5pTK/) 97
>>>There's a picture of JFK staring at Nancy's rack.
Posted by: torabora at August 23, 2022 05:07 PM (EeUOj) When you're empty headed... Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 23, 2022 05:09 PM (QYPq3) 98
Napa's disgusting. I grew up in Napa.
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at August 23, 2022 05:09 PM (kNgCR) 99
Our betters have become unabashedly gleeful in their attempts to rub our noses in their excrement.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 23, 2022 05:09 PM (Xrfse) 100
Maybe Paul Pelosi was trying to recreate that car sechs scene with Charlie Sheen and Kristy Swanson in "The Chase" (1994), only high off his ass on coke and alcohol?
Posted by: Thrawn at August 23, 2022 05:09 PM (Rl7KJ) 101
How many minutes did he actually spend inside a jail?
Posted by: torabora at August 23, 2022 05:10 PM (EeUOj) 102
Not really a surprise, given what happened to Leland Yee. Mr. Yee, as you may recall, was the State Assemblyman running for SecState here in California, who the Dems considered their Great Asian Hope.
And then the Feds busted him for arms smuggling. MILF and at least one RPG launcher were mentioned in the news stories, albeit possibly not part of the same deal. He was also a co-sponser on some state gun control legislation. IIRC, the gun smuggling charges were dropped, and he only got hit with some stupid administrative penalty. Posted by: junior at August 23, 2022 05:10 PM (ZFIc9) 103
Maybe Paul Pelosi was trying to recreate that car sechs scene with Charlie Sheen and Kristy Swanson in "The Chase" (1994), only high off his ass on coke and alcohol?
Posted by: Thrawn at August 23, 2022 05:09 PM (Rl7KJ) I think there's a pretty good chance Sheen was also high off his ass on coke and alcohol Posted by: Wally at August 23, 2022 05:11 PM (FJYfm) Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2022 05:11 PM (LUyXH) 105
Probably had his "niece" with him
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 23, 2022 05:11 PM (M+Lyo) 106
Republicans lose because they don't have candidates of Paul Pelosi's outstanding character.
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 23, 2022 05:11 PM (S1S3K) 107
I vouch for Paul Pelosi. He is a good man.
Posted by: Mike Ponce at August 23, 2022 05:13 PM (S1S3K) 108
Haven't heard much outta Sheen for the past couple of years. I guess making a total ass of youself isn't nearly as much fun when you aren't fucked up on tiger blood.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 23, 2022 05:13 PM (QSjkU) 109
How many minutes did he actually spend inside a jail? Posted by: torabora Enough time that he was Scared Straight. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2022 05:13 PM (63Dwl) 110
Maybe the "mystery woman" was his (very frustrated ) AA sponsor. Yeah, that must be it.
Posted by: Paco at August 23, 2022 05:13 PM (njExo) 111
Not even that. Alec Baldwin *did* kill someone and he's guilty as sin and free as a bird.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 23, 2022 04:55 PM (AiZBA) He's the Victim don't ya know? He's been whining about how murdering a beloved wife and mother has really damaged his career. Posted by: 29Victor at August 23, 2022 05:13 PM (BJKQV) 112
Does Cali have an ARD program?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2022 05:13 PM (6FeV1) 113
So we're not going to find out who was in the jump seat are we.
Adult or juvenile. Male or female or trans. Nope. Posted by: torabora at August 23, 2022 05:14 PM (EeUOj) 114
I'm sure it was the "babysitter" in the car. Sitting on his lap.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2022 05:14 PM (VF4WI) 115
Maybe Paul Pelosi was trying to recreate that car sechs scene with Charlie Sheen and Kristy Swanson in "The Chase" (1994), only high off his ass on coke and alcohol?
Posted by: Thrawn at August 23, 2022 05:09 PM (Rl7KJ) Kristy Swanson, hubba hubba Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 23, 2022 05:14 PM (M+Lyo) 116
Here's a story to love: The Herald reports five new Americans floated up to the dock at Ocean Reef, a gated club community in Key Largo. I hope Homeland Security rented them a golf view villa.
Since Key Largo is so far north, I'm inclined to think some jokester picked the group up in their boat and brought them there, before putting them back in their boat and pointing to the club dockside restaurant. Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 23, 2022 05:15 PM (9+eKa) 117
The passenger dame survived? Lol. Piker.
Posted by: T. Kennedy at August 23, 2022 05:15 PM (BJKQV) 118
I guess cruel ace didn't have a molester mugshot to go with this post.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 23, 2022 05:15 PM (iRfpu) 119
fool me twice, shame on you
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 23, 2022 05:15 PM (mRaXM) 120
Are you telling me that people with political pull can get favors done? Sakes alive who could believe it?
Why, it is almost like reading a Raymond Chandler novel! Like stuff like this happens, has happened, and will happen! Heavens! Posted by: Mikey NTH The Outrage Outlet is Stocked With Vexation and Ire. at August 23, 2022 05:15 PM (s+u6b) 121
46 Yep. Like IVAN the Terrible. Give them a preview of eternity. Ivan was fond of frying people. They didn't call him terrible for nothing.
is mistranslation. supposed to be "ivan the awesome". Posted by: ivan the awesome at August 23, 2022 05:16 PM (v3pYe) 122
@61 Do people in San Francisco just vote D reflexively, there's voting fraud, or this time does Nancy have any chance of being voted out if she runs again,
---- SF isn't likely to vote Republican this year. In fact, given the state's jungle primary system, there likely isn't a Republican on the ballot for the General Election. But a Soros DA and some school board members just got recalled out by angry voters. So things could change over the next few years, especially if the Dems keep flaunting their power. Posted by: junior at August 23, 2022 05:16 PM (ZFIc9) 123
I know that "justice is mine, sayeth the lord". I'm not that good a Christian. I want suffering, and I want it NOW.
Posted by: Archimedes ---------------- How would you like to be married to Nanzi Pelousey? Drunkards fighting over trivial things and living separately corrupt lives together does not sound like a whole lot of fun. I am sure their marriage is about as 'fun' as Hillary and Bill and for many of the same reasons. Posted by: whig at August 23, 2022 05:16 PM (CXr4y) 124
It's good to be above the law.
Plus, Nancy was so upset about his girlfriend, she tried to start a war in Asia. Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 23, 2022 05:17 PM (Lccps) 125
I don't care about Paul Pelosi. They let illegal aliens off every day of the week for similar or even more serious traffic crimes.
It does not affect my life. Going to go think about what I want to make for dinner. Need a break. https://youtu.be/OSzYUf2-GSs Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 23, 2022 05:18 PM (Y+l9t) 126
Plus, Nancy was so upset about his girlfriend, she tried to start a war in Asia.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 23, 2022 05:17 PM (Lccps) Sicilians better watch their asses around her.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2022 05:18 PM (6FeV1) 127
If Paul Pelosi had rammed his Porsce into me in my Hyundai, I'd develop symptoms that kept me from working for maybe the rest of my life and those of my children, if I had any.
Posted by: huerfano at August 23, 2022 05:18 PM (dTFZY) 128
How would you like to be married to Nanzi Pelousey? Drunkards fighting over trivial things and living separately corrupt lives together does not sound like a whole lot of fun. I am sure their marriage is about as 'fun' as Hillary and Bill and for many of the same reasons.
Posted by: whig at August 23, 2022 05:16 PM (CXr4y) Yup. That's the asymmetry. They might turn us from happy and satisfied to miserable, whereas we can't turn a miserable person double-miserable. Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 23, 2022 05:19 PM (44ww/) 129
The key to who the passenger was is in the this part of the sentence:
"what she was doing when he blew through the stop sign" Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 23, 2022 05:19 PM (mRaXM) 130
IIRC, the gun smuggling charges were dropped, and he only got hit with some stupid administrative penalty.
Posted by: junior ---------------------- That is how the Dem factions play ball--the hits are often started through media leaks which lead to investigations to kneecap a potential political rival. I grew up in a one party Dem state and that was how the game was played. Posted by: whig at August 23, 2022 05:19 PM (CXr4y) 131
Oh, for the Love of Life Orchestra. My son was 0.1% over the limit one night -- but the Designated Driver had gotten herself utterly s#it-faced, so he had to drive ... and hit a state trooper who was parked on the shoulder perpendicular to the road, with the rear of his car sticking out into the right lane and ALL HIS LIGHTS OFF. Nobody was hurt. He's stuck with 3 years on probation, and 5 more years of avoiding even a whisper of trouble in the hope of having the felony sealed and his voting & 2nd amendment rights restored. If we hadn't been able to afford a good criminal-defense attorney, it'd have been 3 - 5 years in stir. Just saying.
Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at August 23, 2022 05:19 PM (SPNTN) 132
what she was doing when he blew through the stop sign"
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 23, 2022 05:19 PM (mRaXM) Also blowing through the stop sign. Presumably. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2022 05:20 PM (6FeV1) 133
When you injure someone during a DUI, it's a felony. Vehicular assault.
This is beyond outrageous. Posted by: I'll ruin the ending for you at August 23, 2022 05:21 PM (9FBGz) 134
94 Same thing is going to happen with the left and FBI with this Mar-A-Lago BS.
Still trying to figure out how we are going to out game opponents that are in charge of law enforcement, not constrained by the law and make up laws/rules as they go and use them against you. The left straight doesn't give a shit about optics or nothing. "Oh, you see what were doing and don't like it?" "FU. What are you going to do about it?" Posted by: JROD at August 23, 2022 05:08 PM (0jZnq And we all know why they can do this. It's because we do nothing and let them. Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 23, 2022 05:21 PM (Qhnrt) 135
Just saying.
Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at August 23, 2022 05:19 PM (SPNTN) His first mistake was not marrying Nancy Pelosi. Posted by: 29Victor at August 23, 2022 05:21 PM (BJKQV) 136
How would you like to be married to Nanzi Pelousey? Drunkards fighting over trivial things and living separately corrupt lives together does not sound like a whole lot of fun. I am sure their marriage is about as 'fun' as Hillary and Bill and for many of the same reasons.
Posted by: whig at August 23, 2022 05:16 PM You just encapsulated why the democrats hate the nuclear family and want to destroy it. It's because their families are so fvcked up they want to destroy anyone who is happily married and loves their kids because their lives suck huge donkey dicks and they can't stand it that other people are happy. Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 23, 2022 05:21 PM (bVYXr) 137
Yup. That's the asymmetry. They might turn us from happy and satisfied to miserable, whereas we can't turn a miserable person double-miserable.
Posted by: BourbonChicken ------------------- Actually, we can and are. Endless mockery and refusal to kneel to them at some level enrages them because it contradicts their self image. Posted by: whig at August 23, 2022 05:22 PM (CXr4y) 138
133 When you injure someone during a DUI, it's a felony. Vehicular assault.
This is beyond outrageous. Posted by: I'll ruin the ending for you at August 23, 2022 05:21 PM (9FBGz) The cops are too busy investigating Hunters laptop and Epstein's client list to be bothered with something like this... Posted by: 29Victor at August 23, 2022 05:23 PM (BJKQV) 139
I find these things very interesting. Even the ancient Romans understood the necessity of justice under the law. Pontius Pilate really wanted to let Jesus go. Jesus broke no Roman law.
Legitimacy of a ruler is tied very tightly to the administration of justice. The Romans, generally, unless you were a political opponent, were good at administering justice under the law. Our rulers are fucking up. Big time. Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 23, 2022 05:23 PM (C1rbv) 140
Any Republican who does not treat Pelosi with unlimited disrespect and contempt needs to kicked out of the party.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 23, 2022 05:23 PM (f1bZn) 141
and they can be uber bitchy esp when getting up there in years
Posted by: BlackOrchid That’s because of the constant anal pain, and leakage requiring diapers. Rod Dreher has been brutal in his description of gay depravity in the last month. I thought I knew things. Now I wish I didn’t k ow these new things!!! Posted by: Justin Castreau at August 23, 2022 05:23 PM (CKID+) Posted by: kulak anachronda at August 23, 2022 05:23 PM (v3pYe) 143
121 46 Yep. Like IVAN the Terrible. Give them a preview of eternity. Ivan was fond of frying people. They didn't call him terrible for nothing.
is mistranslation. supposed to be "ivan the awesome". Posted by: ivan the awesome at August 23, 2022 05:16 PM You're not wrong. "Terrible" means "inspiring terror," and "awesome" means "inspiring awe," which is not that different. In the original book, the Wizard of Oz is spoken of as "Oz the Great and Terrible"; the movie changed it to "Powerful" so as not to scare the little ones. Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at August 23, 2022 05:23 PM (SPNTN) 144
And we all know why they can do this. It's because we do nothing and let them.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 23, 2022 05:21 PM (Qhnrt) --------------- DeSantis, after the Mar A Lago raid, did move to limit how much the FBI was allowed to operate in FL. I'm hoping Mrs. Lake here in AZ will do something similar. Governors need to push back against this crap. If they don't, things will take an even uglier turn. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 23, 2022 05:24 PM (5pTK/) 145
Two tier Justice system at work
Leftists get a free pass, Conservatives who tour the capital get 5 years in the Gulag Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2022 05:24 PM (k8B25) Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 23, 2022 05:25 PM (QYPq3) 147
I'm more interested if this somehow is Expunged from his Record, which, I suspect, is the pelosi family's chief concern. Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 23, 2022 05:25 PM (ee2OS) 148
Why doesn't he just stay home, get drunk, and order take-out delivered?
That's what I do. (LOL, not really) Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 23, 2022 05:25 PM (C1rbv) 149
That's what I do.
(LOL, not really) Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 23, 2022 05:25 PM (C1rbv) ----------- ...no true moron.... Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 23, 2022 05:26 PM (5pTK/) 150
Why doesn't he just stay home, get drunk, and order take-out delivered?
Because if he brings his call girls home, one might eat one of Nancy's pricey pints of ice cream, and then shit would get real. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 23, 2022 05:26 PM (ppBhU) 151
Nary a peep out of the disgusting harridans at MADD I'll bet, because muh 'bortions or someting
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2022 05:27 PM (6FeV1) 152
I stay home, sometimes get drunk, and cook something easy.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 23, 2022 05:27 PM (C1rbv) 153
143 is mistranslation. supposed to be "ivan the awesome".
Posted by: ivan the awesome at August 23, 2022 05:16 PM You're not wrong. "Terrible" means "inspiring terror," and "awesome" means "inspiring awe," which is not that different. In the original book, the Wizard of Oz is spoken of as "Oz the Great and Terrible"; the movie changed it to "Powerful" so as not to scare the little ones. it's a quote from one of those night at the museum movies Posted by: kulak anachronda at August 23, 2022 05:27 PM (v3pYe) 154
Related to something I am working on, I was going through the vote results for every congressperson in California today.
Nancy Pelosi gets more votes in her safe district than any of the others. Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 23, 2022 05:27 PM (5p7BC) 155
You just encapsulated why the democrats hate the nuclear family and want to destroy it. It's because their families are so fvcked up they want to destroy anyone who is happily married and loves their kids because their lives suck huge donkey dicks and they can't stand it that other people are happy. Posted by: Mister Scott
----------------------- Some of the Dems want that--the Trigglypuffs, the PIV activists, and so on. The pragmatist faction simply wants money and grift but actually live from the outside, traditionally red type lives. Kind of like the earlier Mafia. But Nanzi probably grew up an dysfunctional family, if you go to the FBI Vault, you will find a detailed release on Nanzi's father and brother. Her brother skated on gang rape charges of two young girls probably due to Nanzi's father. Nanzi's father, in turn, had close relations with the Mob who ran the dockworkers union in Baltimore among other things. Posted by: whig at August 23, 2022 05:27 PM (CXr4y) Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 23, 2022 05:28 PM (C1rbv) 157
Legitimacy of a ruler is tied very tightly to the administration of justice. The Romans, generally, unless you were a political opponent, were good at administering justice under the law.
Our rulers are fucking up. Big time. Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 23, 2022 05:23 PM (C1rbv) ------------------------- And what happens when it dawns on the masses that there is no law, there is no justice? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hY-Bhbafoc Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 23, 2022 05:28 PM (mRaXM) 158
(Psst) He's too old to need a call girl (or Nancy).
Yes, I'm sure that unidentified female passenger was his niece. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 23, 2022 05:29 PM (ppBhU) 159
148 Why doesn't he just stay home, get drunk, and order take-out delivered
BRB, gotta tip Door dash driver for illegal booze delivery... Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 23, 2022 05:29 PM (aXaSz) 160
Nancy Pelosi gets more votes in her safe district than any of the others.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 23, 2022 05:27 PM (5p7BC) --------------- Whatddya mean I only got 120%? I should be running at least 140% vote totals. Someone is slacking! Posted by: Malignancy Pelosi at August 23, 2022 05:29 PM (5pTK/) 161
@134 Pork Chops & Bacons-So you're saying all the rage stroking, hypothesizing and wonking here is doing nothing?
SHIT!!! Posted by: JROD at August 23, 2022 05:29 PM (0jZnq) 162
The bodycam footage will show that when the first responders dragged Pervvy Paul from the vineyard, his trousers were down and his dick was hanging out.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 23, 2022 05:29 PM (iRfpu) 163
Any Republican who does not treat Pelosi with unlimited disrespect and contempt needs to kicked out of the party.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 23, 2022 05:23 PM (f1bZn) Here's something shitty to think about. When she kicks the bucket, she'll get a state funeral, you know because 'first woman' and all the (R)'s will be forced to give her a posthumous tongue bath. Posted by: lowandslow at August 23, 2022 05:30 PM (qH6FZ) 164
He was searching her mouth with his dick, looking for nuclear secrets
Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 23, 2022 05:30 PM (XrkAn) 165
Why doesn't he just stay home, get drunk, and order take-out delivered?
Because if he brings his call girls home, one might eat one of Nancy's pricey pints of ice cream, and then shit would get real. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 23, 2022 05:26 PM I seriously doubt they actually live together in the sense that we mean. Sure they get together for photo ops and the big donor parties but they live totally separate lives just like bill and hillary. While they may sometimes live in the same house they lead totally separate lives and very rarely see each other. Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 23, 2022 05:31 PM (bVYXr) 166
President Joe Biden’s body man leaving the White House for the Transportation Department
- Well, there's only so much a man can take. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 23, 2022 05:31 PM (FVME7) 167
The bodycam footage will show that when the first responders dragged Pervvy Paul from the vineyard, his trousers were down and his dick was hanging out.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 23, 2022 05:29 PM (iRfpu) ------------- Umm, probably not. Unless suitably attired. https://tinyurl.com/44y6ap59 Posted by: Malignancy Pelosi at August 23, 2022 05:31 PM (5pTK/) 168
So you're saying all the rage stroking, hypothesizing and wonking here is doing nothing?
SHIT!!! Posted by: JROD at August 23, 2022 05:29 PM (0jZnq) This is the place to vent one's spleen and crack a few dick jokes. Doing Something is for other venues. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2022 05:32 PM (6FeV1) Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 23, 2022 05:32 PM (C1rbv) 170
“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. Elves are glamorous. They project glamour. Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment. Elves are terrific. They beget terror. The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning. No one ever said elves are nice. Elves are bad.” --Terry Pratchett. Now, substitute "Democrat" for "elves." Posted by: Rafal GanGaonwicz at August 23, 2022 05:32 PM (tgIla) 171
So who deserves "restorative " justice the most, should the people rise up some day?
Is it Pelosi, who threw weight around? Is it the DA who went super soft? Is it the judge who sentenced Paul to a comically short time? Seems the whole system is so corrupt across its width and breadth that there's no place to start. Something about the Roman's and Carthage comes to mind Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 23, 2022 05:32 PM (MFphb) 172
/off tumorous sock!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 23, 2022 05:32 PM (5pTK/) 173
You know what would be great? If we didn’t have another speaker from califuckingfornia. That would be nice.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2022 05:33 PM (u73oe) 174
93 Bush jr. is being paid to teach a master class on leadership.
“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.” Posted by: ryukyu --------------------- If you were evil, you would open a twitter account attacking the class and naming the school and administrators who approved it. The lefties would take it from there. The thing that GOPe types never learn is that the rank and file Dems will hate them forever even if the higher ups Dems tolerate Bush as a useful traitor. Posted by: whig at August 23, 2022 05:33 PM (CXr4y) 175
Two sets of ugly, saggy laws
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 23, 2022 05:33 PM (XvPQV) 176
While they may sometimes live in the same house they lead totally separate lives and very rarely see each other.
Right, but the first rule of Fuck Club is: you do not talk about Fuck Club. In these political marriages, it's always understood not to pull a Billy Jeff and run the spouse's face in it in public. Discretion. Appearances. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 23, 2022 05:33 PM (ppBhU) 177
For those folks now comparing Gov Ron to Crenshaw, bc of his Top Gun ad: he has always had out-of-the-ordinary ads, imo. His “build the wall” ad w his toddler son in 2018 helped him beat the much-favored GOPe candidate, Adam Putnam. I think Sharon’s first impression will be echoed w a lot of LIV’s I know who love him here. And, will be hated by those who hate both RD and PDT.
Posted by: EveR at August 23, 2022 05:33 PM (MUpk6) 178
161 @134 Pork Chops & Bacons-So you're saying all the rage stroking, hypothesizing and wonking here is doing nothing?
SHIT!!! Posted by: JROD at August 23, 2022 05:29 PM (0jZnq ![]() Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 23, 2022 05:33 PM (Qhnrt) 179
what she was doing when Paul "blew" through a stop sign.
Heh. I guess you already figured it out. Posted by: The Hooker at August 23, 2022 05:33 PM (Jg92y) 180
illegal booze delivery...?
No such thing in California Still a little backwards here in south. Most of the drivers will make a stop for you for cash as long as they are 21, have a couple of them on speed dial when I don't feel like going to town... Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 23, 2022 05:34 PM (aXaSz) 181
hey everyone make sure you wave your flags, yayyyy
Make sure that every single person still talking about "Back the Blue" understands that a LEO, at every step of the way, did what he was told to let Paul Pelosi walk. That's what they do. They do as they're told. Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 23, 2022 05:35 PM (7BReP) 182
I wonder if the female in question hurriedly stuffed a nitroglycerin tablet under Mr. Pelosi's tongue?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 23, 2022 05:35 PM (5pTK/) 183
I seriously doubt they actually live together in the sense that we mean. Sure they get together for photo ops and the big donor parties but they live totally separate lives just like bill and hillary. While they may sometimes live in the same house they lead totally separate lives and very rarely see each other.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 23, 2022 05:31 PM (bVYXr) Can you blame me? I mean, come on! Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 23, 2022 05:35 PM (PiwSw) Posted by: Paul Pelosi at August 23, 2022 05:35 PM (BFigT) 185
For those folks now comparing Gov Ron to Crenshaw
A stupid ad is a stupid ad, and it is stupid. But DeSantis has a stupid ad and a bunch of victories. Crenshaw has a stupid ad and a cock-shaped mouth. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 23, 2022 05:35 PM (ppBhU) 186
A strong showing in CA will be something like 120K votes in the district. McCarthy pulls numbers like this running unopposed.
Pelosi will pull 170K votes. Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 23, 2022 05:36 PM (5p7BC) 187
Justice. Served. Posted by: Auspex at August 23, 2022 05:36 PM (xUQz7) 188
Can you blame me? I mean, come on!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 23, 2022 05:35 PM (PiwSw) ------------ yeah, Bill, you know you're lucky Hillary hasn't yet found a way to get rid of you. Yet. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 23, 2022 05:36 PM (5pTK/) 189
Low speed pursuit.
Crazy video: This small business owner followed a thief who stole from her store home on the bus, had the cops waiting for her https://bit.ly/3QKoED1 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 23, 2022 05:37 PM (FVME7) 190
145 Two tier Justice system at work
Leftists get a free pass, Conservatives who tour the capital get 5 years in the Gulag Posted by: Skip ----------------- Not to disillusion you, but these things were not unknown in the justice system from the get go. It is really a dispute resolution system rather than 'justice' because the legal process is regularized but still under political control whether local, state, or national. The only real restraint on the system is going too far and pissing off enough people to effectively reverse whatever the courts did. It happens and sometimes it takes a VERY long time--Dobbs is a case in point and so is Brown v. Board of Education. Posted by: whig at August 23, 2022 05:37 PM (CXr4y) 191
For those folks now comparing Gov Ron to Crenshaw.
In a high stakes game of depth perception, I'm still putting my money on DeSantis. Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 23, 2022 05:37 PM (7BReP) 192
Women aged 18-29 are nearly twice as likely as men in the same age group to describe themselves as "Liberal", 45%-25%, says Gallup (via Powerline).
Coincidentally, marriages aren't a strong trend among the young. Gallup reports that only 20% of Americans between 18 and 30 are married vs. 32% of Gen Xers and 40% of baby boomers when they were that age. Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 23, 2022 05:37 PM (0YrBk) 193
How many bodies has Nancy left in her path while legislating drunk?
Posted by: Roy at August 23, 2022 05:38 PM (Ti+Tv) 194
Bruce Jenner never chopped his dick off. I'm sure he lied about that. He's a banging a chick. This is known. It's a weird lesbian fantasy thing some trannies have. Very different from the closeted gay trannies.
Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2022 05:38 PM (k7+BO) 195
I like the Desantis ad. Sue me.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2022 05:38 PM (u73oe) 196
yeah, Bill, you know you're lucky Hillary hasn't yet found a way to get rid of you. Yet.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 23, 2022 05:36 PM (5pTK/) As arrogant as Hillary is, I think even she realizes her political career dies with him. Posted by: Wally at August 23, 2022 05:38 PM (FJYfm) 197
He's lucky. He might have been sentenced to have sex with his wife.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 23, 2022 05:38 PM (TgBWG) 198
Now have a Stromboli in, ham, pepperoni, grill Anaheim peppers, sweet bell, onions, from garden oregano, basil, tomato
Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2022 05:39 PM (k8B25) 199
"The bodycam footage will show that when the first responders dragged Pervvy Paul from the vineyard, his trousers were down and his dick was hanging out."
It would show that, but it has already been destroyed, no doubt. Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at August 23, 2022 05:39 PM (qpX6U) Posted by: JROD at August 23, 2022 05:40 PM (0jZnq) 201
Now have a Stromboli in, ham, pepperoni, grill Anaheim peppers, sweet bell, onions, from garden oregano, basil, tomato
Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2022 05:39 PM (k8B25) —————— *Looks at USB port* *Looks at Skip* *Looks at USB port* Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2022 05:41 PM (u73oe) 202
I'm reminded of a conversation my cousin once had with his young son back when the OJ Simpson circus was unfolding. My cousin is a forensic psychologist and is hired to either evaluate defendants or give expert testimony at trials so his son figured his dad had an understanding of how our justice system works.
His kid asked him what he thought would be the verdict. My cousin answered, "The rich man always walks." Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J Trump is our duly elected president at August 23, 2022 05:41 PM (l0Cy4) 203
Meanwhile, on the lower level of our justice system the two remain defendants entrapped for the kidnapping of the Michigan witch were found guilty and now face up to 10 years in prison. Despite the obvious evidence they were set-up by the FBI and the Whitner knew about the plot weeks in advance and was never in the slightest danger.
Its a relief to know at least the good, patriotic agents involved all got to go home to their families at night, unlike their innocent marks. Posted by: Ripley at August 23, 2022 05:41 PM (MxEKc) 204
Why is deathsantis running national ads in August, for a gubernatorial election? I haven't seen much explanation of that.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 23, 2022 05:41 PM (aXaSz) 205
@JROD: it appears to me Governor DeSantis is doing a pretty good job.
I know the Lieutenant Gov of ID is solid. AZ is also in play. Abbott definitely has his moments. The push back is happening where it needs to. Whether it's enough remains to be seen. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 23, 2022 05:42 PM (5pTK/) 206
"Now have a Stromboli in, ham, pepperoni, grill Anaheim peppers, sweet bell, onions, from garden oregano, basil, tomato"
Sounds great, but no cheese? Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at August 23, 2022 05:42 PM (qpX6U) 207
RedState is reporting that John Wood, the independent spoiler candidate for Senate in Missouri, has just dropped out. Statement says he was opposed to Greitens, not Schmitt. Sounds fishy to me but I’ll take it. LOLGF, Liz.
Posted by: Caiwyn at August 23, 2022 05:42 PM (+dHQK) Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 23, 2022 05:43 PM (ee2OS) 209
Gallup reports that only 20% of Americans between 18 and 30 are married vs. 32% of Gen Xers and 40% of baby boomers when they were that age.
Its a smart play - for young men. If they can keep it in their pants. Men peak, as far as attractiveness, somewhere between their early thirties and late forties. When we still have some looks and much, much more money. Ladies ... you peak much, much sooner. But please, be picky. Enjoy your new political power. While you can. I married at 25. Relatively late, in the 90s. I'm counseling my boy to wait much, much longer. Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 23, 2022 05:43 PM (7BReP) 210
It would show that, but it has already been destroyed, no doubt.
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp ------------- Probably not. In a grifter state like CA, everyone who wants it probably has a copy. Kompromat on each other is the lube that makes a system work which is a dark version of the trust society. "You embarrass or threaten me with kompromat, I do the same with you. Do we have an understanding here? Good, now that we understand each other, we can deal." Posted by: whig at August 23, 2022 05:43 PM (CXr4y) 211
Money talks and Pelosi walks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 23, 2022 05:43 PM (FVME7) 212
So far, DeSantis has done nothing whatsoever to invite a comparison to that glassy-eyed cuck in Texas. My comparison was just of those gay-ass campaign ads. No more than that. I don't mean to say DeSantis is a cuck. Yet. Pending further information. Just that it was a dumb ad, and that shtick was tiresome when Crenshaw was doing it (and doing it better, I might add). Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2022 05:44 PM (IXpV7) 213
I have a distant relative by marriage who went to prison (not jail, prison) for this same crime.
I would very much like to represent the victim in this case because the Pelosis are not judgment proof. Posted by: the other coyote at August 23, 2022 05:44 PM (KNyFt) 214
Mozzarella and provolone, almost forgot the provolone too
Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2022 05:44 PM (k8B25) 215
But a Soros DA and some school board members just got recalled out by angry voters. So things could change over the next few years, especially if the Dems keep flaunting their power.
Posted by: junior at August 23, 2022 05:16 PM (ZFIc9) One Soros DA in a marxist enclave mights as well be a drop in the ocean. The ballot measure making shoplifting Unfortunately, CA voters aren't going to wake up. Posted by: Sjg at August 23, 2022 05:44 PM (gDSJf) 216
The Paul Pelosi arrest video has been released
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 23, 2022 05:44 PM (M+Lyo) 217
Chances of finding a judge in California not on the two tier system has to be a needle in a haystack.
Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2022 05:45 PM (k8B25) 218
"In a grifter state like CA, everyone who wants it probably has a copy."
A glimmer of hope! I assume plenty of folx have already tried to FOIA it, with no luck. I watch plenty of cam videos on YT; fun stuff. Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at August 23, 2022 05:46 PM (qpX6U) 219
>>>Bruce Jenner never wanted to be a woman.
Bruce always wanted to live like a teenage girl. >Bruce wanted to be a pretty woman like Julia Roberts or Cindy Crawford. Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 23, 2022 05:46 PM (iRfpu) 220
Something about the Roman's and Carthage comes to mind
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 23, 2022 05:32 PM (MFphb) It is pretty obvious now that the Carthage solution is the only solution. Posted by: Beartooth at August 23, 2022 05:47 PM (m85Ms) 221
217 Chances of finding a judge in California not on the two tier system has to be a needle in a haystack.
Posted by: Skip ----------------- That is true of pretty much anywhere around the world. You get about all the due process that your pocketbook and clout can afford. Posted by: whig at August 23, 2022 05:47 PM (CXr4y) 222
185 bear
You think it’s stupid, but maybe the FL LIV likes it? He has a giant war chest, so I assume it had a test market. In 2018, Gov Ron had the ultimate silly ad, building a wall w his son. He still beat the favorite. And, after he won he refused to permit Scott’s GOPe friends take the various Board seats Scott gave them on the way out the door. RD used the stick, not the carrot, on the GOPe. Not your typical R. Posted by: EveR at August 23, 2022 05:48 PM (MUpk6) 223
Statement says he was opposed to Greitens, not Schmitt. Sounds fishy to me... Posted by: Caiwyn Indeed it does. It stinks like Denmark. Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 23, 2022 05:48 PM (ee2OS) 224
Bruce wanted to be a pretty woman like Julia Roberts or Cindy Crawford.
Judging by his haircut, I'd say it was always Dorothy Hamill. Posted by: t-bird at August 23, 2022 05:48 PM (Jg92y) 225
Posted by: Sjg at August 23, 2022 05:44 PM (gDSJf)
should of been: the ballot measure making shoplifting a misdemeanor has done inordinately more damage to the state than that terrorist spawn could have ever dreamed of doing. Posted by: Sjg at August 23, 2022 05:48 PM (gDSJf) 226
I guess the plurality opinion around here now is that we hate cops, but I welcome today's news that the officers who shot Rayshard Brooks have had their charges dropped.
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at August 23, 2022 05:49 PM (qpX6U) 227
I am not envious of Pelosi. As far as I can tell from reading about her, she came from a crooked family and remained crooked and her husband was drunk and stoned possibly with a girlfriend in the car. My husband isn't like that. Her religion is a sham.
If I'm going to be envious of someone it would be more likely to be my friend who is quite a decent person, a Christian and has many more material resources than I do and when I feel that way I ask for God's help. However, it's ultimately a waste of time to envy the wicked. This is a good article on this from a Christian perspective. It's rather long but good on why not to envy the wicked: https://tinyurl.com/58pvve53 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2022 05:49 PM (wvo9L) 228
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So far, DeSantis has done nothing whatsoever to invite a comparison to that glassy-eyed cuck in Texas. --------------------------- He made and ad embarrassingly similar to one that Squinty McSquint Squint ran in his last campaign. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 23, 2022 05:49 PM (mRaXM) 229
He got off light,but I want to comment on this: "And then the prosecutor dismissed one of those charges "in the interest of justice.""
When you get arrested for DUI you get two counts: One count of DUI and the second count is either "driving above 0.08" or (depending on the state) "refused test". If you take it to trial, you can be convicted on both counts but only are sentenced on one since it is basically two counts for the same crime. If you plea bargain, you plead guilty to one count and the other is dismissed. Now whether "with injury" should have been misdemeanor or felony, that depends on the injury and I have not seen a description of how injured his passenger and the other driver were. Posted by: Chuck C at August 23, 2022 05:49 PM (xttsV) 230
Unfortunately, CA voters aren't going to wake up.
Posted by: Sjg -------------------------------- Don't count on it. The PTB don't like their Rodeo Drive or Magnificent Mile shopping spoiled either. What can be put on the ballot, can be changed by the ballot and regarding crime and punishment--that is a pendulum in US society that swings back and forth. Only the criminal classes change over time, not the crimes. Posted by: whig at August 23, 2022 05:49 PM (CXr4y) 231
"Gallup reports that only 20% of Americans between 18 and 30 are married vs. 32% of Gen Xers and 40% of baby boomers when they were that age."
I was 22, wife was 19 when we married. Was not easy, especially given the Army thing, but we made it work. Sons are in their 30s and still single. But not for lack of trying. They're smart young men and know not to hitch themselves to a crazy chick out of desperation. Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 23, 2022 05:49 PM (xPJvm) 232
The Paul Pelosi arrest video has been released
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 23, 2022 05:44 PM (M+Lyo) I saw it on Fox Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 23, 2022 05:50 PM (M+Lyo) 233
Re Schmidt in MO: Why keep funding a Loser spoiler-candidate when you can put that $$ into Buying a sure-winner candidate. Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 23, 2022 05:50 PM (ee2OS) 234
By the way, even lefties aren't buying Paul being let off. I've checked a couple of MSM youtube feeds and they don't like it.
Obviously, it won't change their voting patterns, but, it's sort of amusing. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 23, 2022 05:51 PM (5pTK/) 235
Very few trannies want to be women. It's a sex fantasy thing. A kink.
Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2022 05:51 PM (k7+BO) 236
NOOD movies.
Posted by: Catherine at August 23, 2022 05:52 PM (ZSsrh) 237
So some people here want to compare Desantis to Crenshaw because of an ad? I guess that makes sense if you’re on serious drugs.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2022 05:53 PM (u73oe) 238
Pork Chops & Bacons-So you're saying all the rage stroking, hypothesizing and wonking here is doing nothing?
I'm glad you never do any of that./s Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2022 05:54 PM (wvo9L) 239
I grew up in Napa too. The Napa Valley was a beautiful, sane place in the 50's thru the 70's.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2022 05:54 PM (r/qY3) 240
238-Was to JROD who was complimenting Pork and Beans.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2022 05:55 PM (wvo9L) 241
I imagine the law enforcement joint that bagged Pelosi after his "accident" got some significant heat from not only the state, but the feds to drop it.
That they stuck with it... Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 23, 2022 05:55 PM (BFigT) 242
Do people in San Francisco just vote D reflexively, there's voting fraud, or this time does Nancy have any chance of being voted out if she runs again, because I would think the two-tiered justice system and the bums, druggies and poop on the street would even make some people vote for a Rep.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2022 05:01 PM (wvo9L) Some of column A, some of column B, and probably Nancy is running unopposed. Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2022 05:55 PM (eoQWY) 243
@215 One Soros DA in a marxist enclave mights as well be a drop in the ocean.
---- A Soros DA in a Marxist enclave should be in for life. He didn't finish his term. *THAT* is why it's noteworthy. Posted by: junior at August 23, 2022 05:55 PM (ZFIc9) 244
"This is a good article on this from a Christian perspective. It's rather long but good on why not to envy the wicked:
https://tinyurl.com/58pvve53" That is really really good, thanks Fen! Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at August 23, 2022 05:55 PM (qpX6U) Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at August 23, 2022 05:56 PM (qpX6U) 246
237 So some people here want to compare Desantis to Crenshaw because of an ad? I guess that makes sense if you’re on serious drugs.
Posted by: Duke Lowell -------------- Take a look at the Crenshaw ad. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 23, 2022 05:58 PM (mRaXM) 247
However, it's ultimately a waste of time to envy the wicked. This is a good article on this from a Christian perspective. It's rather long but good on why not to envy the wicked:
https://tinyurl.com/58pvve53 Posted by: FenelonSpoke ------------------------ Thanks for that Fenelon. Posted by: whig at August 23, 2022 06:00 PM (CXr4y) 248
I'm still catching up with two posts down, but this seems important:
One reason the Republicans need to kick Liz Cheney out of their caucus right now is that it would make Pelosi's "bipartisan" January 6th committee even more obviously fraudulent, because one of the two pretend Republicans on it wouldn't be able to pretend any more! I'd like to see the actual Republicans in Congress and their allies in the alternative press (that's us) howling like howler monkeys that Liz Cheney cannot be a Republican member of a bipartisan committee if she's been kicked out of the Republican caucus and is therefore no longer a Republican in good standing. Kicking her out of the party is not just the right thing to do, it would have wonderfully nasty effects on the pseudo-committee. Too bad congressmen don't have epaulettes to rip off in a public ceremony. Posted by: Dr. Weevil at August 23, 2022 06:02 PM (tk/QJ) 249
Envying the evil for wealth and power is not really one of my problems. It is struggling against materialism and other sins in myself and thanking the Lord for many undeserved blessings over the years.
I think though, that like David's high priest, the appetite for riches and powers worsens with rank. Keeping up with the Joneses and Veblen's conspicuous consumption are very real if your self worth is based on how you compare with others. Being wealthy brings the urge to become more wealthy, being powerful brings the urge to become more powerful, probably the same with sex, or any other appetite. Moderation is always tough on whatever your desires may be. Posted by: whig at August 23, 2022 06:06 PM (CXr4y) 250
Kicking her out of the party is not just the right thing to do, it would have wonderfully nasty effects on the pseudo-committee. Too bad congressmen don't have epaulettes to rip off in a public ceremony.
Posted by: Dr. Weevil ----------------------- McCarthy is using the McConnell strategy, say nothing and rake in the donations. He will do nothing that would potentially piss of donors that like Cheney. Posted by: whig at August 23, 2022 06:07 PM (CXr4y) 251
194 Bruce Jenner never chopped his dick off. I'm sure he lied about that. He's a banging a chick. This is known. It's a weird lesbian fantasy thing some trannies have. Very different from the closeted gay trannies.
Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2022 05:38 PM (k7+BO) The syndrome is called "autogynephilia," and is defined as a man become sexually aroused by the thought/image of himself as a woman. AFAI can tell, said diagnosis has pretty much disappeared because redefined as "gender dysmorphia" in this global tranny moment. Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at August 23, 2022 06:07 PM (SPNTN) 252
FYI
I wouldn't infer there was drugs involved. I can't read the narrative of the CHP report for any mention of suspicion of drugs. It's customers to file both charges of 23153a and 23153b California Vehicle Code at the time of charging. The 23153a uses the wording alcohol or drugs. Posted by: Ron T Cop at August 23, 2022 06:49 PM (kNtJH) 253
Oops customary
Posted by: Ron T Cop at August 23, 2022 06:50 PM (kNtJH) 254
The two sure-fire ways of getting out of DUI punishment: Drunk drive while democrat OR drunk drive while illegal (ie wetback)
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - the ungrateful colonial maniac at August 23, 2022 08:18 PM (gao0c) 255
10 why was this dude even driving himself?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 23, 2022 04:52 PM (w0NJk) Because he had a whore in the car with him? Posted by: Bonnie Blue - the ungrateful colonial maniac at August 23, 2022 08:19 PM (gao0c) 256
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