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CNN Cancels "Reliable Sources;" Announces the End of "The Tater Era"
CNN is canceling its Sunday media affairs show Reliable Sources, and host Brian Stelter is departing the network, Stelter tells NPR. In a statement to NPR, Stelter says he's grateful for the show and his team's examination of "the media, truth and the stories that shape our world." "It was a rare privilege to lead a weekly show focused on the press at a time when it has never been more consequential," Stelter said, promising to say more on Sunday's show -- its final episode. ... CNN chief Chris Licht informed Stelter of the decision yesterday.Thank to Comrade Flounder and others for tipping me. Didn't I used to have a flaming baked potato?
Here's George Orwell's description of Parsons: He was a fattish but active man of paralysing stupidity, a mass of imbecile enthusiasms -- one of those completely unquestioning, devoted drudges on whom, more even than on the Thought Police, the stability of the Party depended. TATER = PARSONS!Corrected. It was Winston's neighbor Parsons being described, not Winston. Ooof:
Posted by: bonhomme
Claire AtkinsonThanks to BetaCuck4Lyfe.
@claireatki The entire "Reliable Sources" staff have been laid-off @CNN 10:48 AM · Aug 18, 2022
FLASHBACK: Brian Stelter talks to 8th graders about “news literacy” pic.twitter.com/OSiMcshSaU
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) August 18, 2022
This montage never ceases to be relevantpic.twitter.com/lT5uLgMmPe
— Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) August 18, 2022
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 01:46 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 18, 2022 01:46 PM (WtAgB)
Posted by: spindrift at August 18, 2022 01:46 PM (h5TKJ)
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Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 18, 2022 01:46 PM (5pTK/)
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Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 01:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 01:46 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: mr tmz at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (44ww/)
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Posted by: Idaho Farmers at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (IQuyA)
Posted by: joe fingerblaster at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (ZZEwZ)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Eli Cash at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (SN3Mt)
Posted by: Winston at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (AwA84)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (IEa8U)
Go, Go Spudzilla!
oddly enough, the internet tells me idaho is having a potato shortage. maybe he can get a grant to move to boise.
Posted by: kulak anachronda at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (OrVGM)
Posted by: Methos at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: fly gal at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (PqVpM)
Posted by: Greyman27 at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (RKLPC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (LvTSG)
i was at home gouging on pizza
'tater is kill'
'no'
and u???
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (hcjGk)
I've already forgotten what it was about.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 18, 2022 01:48 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Archer at August 18, 2022 01:48 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Splunge at August 18, 2022 01:48 PM (cm/80)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 01:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Winston at August 18, 2022 01:48 PM (AwA84)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 18, 2022 01:48 PM (2W+1k)
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 18, 2022 01:48 PM (rbKZ6)
I've already forgotten what it was about.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 18, 2022 01:48 PM (bhRsz)
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Ace's 2nd favorite target: David French.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 01:48 PM (LvTSG)
He'll probably start a very poorly received podcast though.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2022 01:48 PM (9XX1p)
Posted by: Skip's phone at August 18, 2022 01:48 PM (lr0Lr)
Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 18, 2022 01:48 PM (+r+VC)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 18, 2022 01:48 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (LvTSG)
I'm going to have avoid freeway underpasses and truck stops for the forseeable future.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 18, 2022 01:48 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 18, 2022 01:48 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2022 01:48 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (NgqoH)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: Bandana Dee at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (3nxqg)
He'll probably start a very poorly received podcast though.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2022 01:48 PM (9XX1p)
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I look forward to the leaked voicemails of Tater begging former CNN colleagues to give his podcast a mention.
"For the love of GOD! I'm starving! Please just let people know I still exist! I'm fading away!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (LvTSG)
One of these things does not belong, just like the Sesame Street song.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: democrats: Raping The Children We Cannot Kill Since 1973 at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (jV+aN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 01:48 PM (LvTSG)
Oh that's right. I was just about to make a c*ck joke too. Ah well.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Archer at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 01:48 PM (LvTSG)
Wut?
Posted by: Allah Pun Dit at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Peaches at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Azathoth at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: rd at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 01:46 PM (LvTSG)
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And tour the country with Fredo Cuomo as part of a Chris-Farley-like-Chippendales dancing troupe reboot renamed "Nipple Rings 'R Us!"
Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (WtAgB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 01:48 PM (LvTSG)
Had he combined the two we could have had French fries.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (mVMcL)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM (/hCMk)
https://tinyurl.com/25t2ch4w
And today, the potato got Paved.
Posted by: Splunge at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM (cm/80)
CNN must really be serious about wanting some viewers.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM (jE276)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM (l8gTz)
Posted by: Someguy's at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM (KcSkz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 01:48 PM (LvTSG)
Wut?
Posted by: Allah Pun Dit at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (QYPq3)
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It's a right squeeze at the top. Should be delightful for all those "men" who occupy it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM (wmDcS)
"For the love of GOD! I'm starving! Please just let people know I still exist! I'm fading away!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (LvTSG)
Tater is fueled by belief
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM (+r+VC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (dNqv+)
Sad clown boner David French.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM (NgqoH)
Posted by: CN, the deer-hater at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (NgqoH)
He has too much foresight for that, you know, because of all the eyes. He's a potato, you see.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: Said No One, Ever at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM (VTu1l)
@greggutfeld
5m
Yo
@brianstelter
- my show is hiring.
Posted by: In Reel Life
If Gutfield puts him in charge of the green room, all the guests will starve.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (LvTSG)
Tater is fueled by belief
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM (V6f9+)
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He's Queen Mab, but not as hot as Miranda Richardson doing a weird scratchy voice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 01:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 18, 2022 01:51 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: Azathoth at August 18, 2022 01:51 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at August 18, 2022 01:51 PM (AWPtk)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 18, 2022 01:51 PM (Gda1b)
Posted by: Paco at August 18, 2022 01:51 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (dNqv+)
First rule of Disappearing Nood Club...
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 18, 2022 01:51 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: ShainS
___
Welp, there goes lunch.
*pushes plate away*
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 18, 2022 01:51 PM (/hCMk)
Posted by: Divide by Zero
This is my time!
Posted by: Don LeMon at August 18, 2022 01:51 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 18, 2022 01:51 PM (Qhnrt)
@greggutfeld 5m
Yo @brianstelter
- my show is hiring.
Posted by: In Reel Life
This the scene where the Joken breaks the pool stick and half and announces auditions.
Juan Williams is f'ddddd.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2022 01:51 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 01:51 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM
David Fwench
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 18, 2022 01:51 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM (wmDcS)
It puts the cheddar on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
Posted by: Tater at August 18, 2022 01:51 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Biden's Dog at August 18, 2022 01:51 PM (odVni)
++++
From five hours a day on CNN+ plus Reliable Sources and various weekday hits - probably 28+ hours a week at Peak Stelter - to zero inside of six months.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall and all that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 18, 2022 01:51 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: Brian Stelter, male prostitute at August 18, 2022 01:52 PM (OV8SU)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 18, 2022 01:52 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 18, 2022 01:52 PM (+r+VC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM (LvTSG)
The Paolo questions your use of this term, how you say, "men."
Posted by: The Paolo at August 18, 2022 01:52 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 18, 2022 01:52 PM (wtvvX)
I was endlessly baffled how this odd looking butterball had a major news anchor job on CNN until I saw his boss Zucker. Who looks very similar.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 01:52 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Eli Cash at August 18, 2022 01:52 PM (SN3Mt)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM (jE276)
At the cost of their driver-thru customers.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 18, 2022 01:52 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Splunge at August 18, 2022 01:52 PM (cm/80)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 18, 2022 01:52 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee at August 18, 2022 01:52 PM (hcjGk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (dNqv+)
David French saying he prefers Pence to DeSantis.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 18, 2022 01:53 PM (OrVGM)
Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at August 18, 2022 01:53 PM (ep37o)
He's a complete fucking no-talent asshole but he was OUR complete fucking no-talent asshole.
RIP.
Roast in pimiento.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2022 01:53 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: mr tmz at August 18, 2022 01:53 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 01:51 PM (LvTSG)
Well I'm not clapping my hands to save him.
Apparently Miranda is into falconry. That's cool.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 18, 2022 01:53 PM (V6f9+)
Boil em mash em stick em in a stew.
Posted by: Samwise at August 18, 2022 01:53 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM
He gives good eye?
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 18, 2022 01:53 PM (X+DXM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 01:52 PM (Ivdso)
Bingo!
Posted by: Peaches at August 18, 2022 01:53 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 18, 2022 01:53 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 18, 2022 01:53 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Splunge
___
lol
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 18, 2022 01:53 PM (/hCMk)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 18, 2022 01:53 PM (yikp0)
Tomorrow is actually National Potato Day. You'd think they could have waited a day to announce.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2022 01:53 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 18, 2022 01:53 PM (Zf0+a)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 18, 2022 01:53 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 18, 2022 01:54 PM (m7R0k)
Apparently Miranda is into falconry. That's cool.
So that's why she wears fruit on her head! To feed her birds!
Now it makes sense.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 18, 2022 01:54 PM (l8gTz)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 18, 2022 01:54 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Forest Gump's Other, Dumber Buddy at August 18, 2022 01:54 PM (+r+VC)
I always figured the local news chippie who married him did so because he was a bigshot national news guy. So she was able to overlook the G-d cursed chimptato hybrid thing.
That's gone now, and I expect she will be too, soon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2022 01:54 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 18, 2022 01:54 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: wth at August 18, 2022 01:54 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at August 18, 2022 01:54 PM (uH1zk)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM (V6f9+)
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He's Queen Mab, but not as hot as Miranda Richardson doing a weird scratchy voice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 01:51 PM (LvTSG)
So all we have to do is team up with Martin Short, and agree to ignore Tater, and he'll disappear?
Posted by: Dr. T at August 18, 2022 01:54 PM (bhRsz)
You wouldn't listen to the SpudCast?
Posted by: fluffy at August 18, 2022 01:54 PM (UnQlg)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2022 01:54 PM (JOtiF)
With a huge smile.
Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (+r+VC)
WITH A SPUD GUN!!
Posted by: Buddy at August 18, 2022 01:54 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 18, 2022 01:54 PM (/hCMk)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 18, 2022 01:50 PM
++++
No, he didn't work cheaply. He was an early "new media" guy with a blog - and then he got discovered by Zucker. He was Zucker's boy. I don't know what Zucker saw in the tater, but he saw something.
The moment Zucker left the network, Tater was doomed. It was only a matter of time. And it turns out that Discovery works fast.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 18, 2022 01:55 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: 496 at August 18, 2022 01:55 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 18, 2022 01:55 PM (OrVGM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 18, 2022 01:55 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Dr. T at August 18, 2022 01:54 PM (bhRsz)
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Remember when that show tried to make Martin Short hot?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 01:55 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 18, 2022 01:55 PM (ndoNK)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2022 01:55 PM (NpAcC)
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew? Even you couldn't say no to that!
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee at August 18, 2022 01:52 PM (hcjGk)
____________
Keep your nasssty stew!
Posted by: Gollum at August 18, 2022 01:55 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 01:55 PM (bW8dp)
They made him out of clay
Tater Tater Tater
We think he might be gay
Posted by: Splunge at August 18, 2022 01:46 PM (cm/80)
-
Courteney Cox, I love you
You're so hot on that show (Dad?)
Courteney Cox (Dad!), I huh?
Kyle: We're singing about a maidel
Gerald: Oh, sorry
Sheila: We'll talk about this later, Gerald
Posted by: Biden's Dog at August 18, 2022 01:55 PM (odVni)
Posted by: FARVA at August 18, 2022 01:55 PM (z9V4B)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 18, 2022 01:55 PM (76Eal)
Posted by: 496 at August 18, 2022 01:55 PM
A nine-year grift.
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 18, 2022 01:55 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 18, 2022 01:55 PM (+r+VC)
Posted by: Splunge
Spud and Pud.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2022 01:55 PM (x0n13)
So soft-looking.
So dumb.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 18, 2022 01:54 PM (/hCMk)
As long as you have the right opinions, you get the nod.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 18, 2022 01:55 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Peaches at August 18, 2022 01:56 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 18, 2022 01:56 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 18, 2022 01:56 PM (OgrpQ)
What can Tater do for a living? Learning to code is right out, for the obvious brain reasons.
Maybe some farmer can use him to calibrate cattle scales or something.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2022 01:56 PM (IXpV7)
Baked taters.
Fried taters.
Double-baked taters.
Posted by: Forest Gump's Other, Dumber Buddy at August 18, 2022
Smashed taters
Stuffed taters
Hasselback taters
Tater soup
Scalloped taters
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 01:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 18, 2022 01:56 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2022 01:56 PM (8GBH4)
Should prolly go back to that.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 18, 2022 01:55 PM (76Eal)
He imitated Kurt and Average Joe. Those two must be kicking themselves.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2022 01:56 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 01:56 PM (Ivdso)
Who will be lucky enough to land such a talent? I suggest one of these.
https://tinyurl.com/ycknf4ka
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 18, 2022 01:56 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Minuteman at August 18, 2022 01:56 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: jwest at August 18, 2022 01:56 PM (/BlEx)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 01:55 PM (LvTSG)
He did pretty well for himself in 'The Three Amigos'. Rebecca Ferrarti. Rowr. I met her once.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 18, 2022 01:56 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 18, 2022 01:56 PM (Y5qcH)
_____________
His younger self, only yet still innocent
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 18, 2022 01:56 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 18, 2022 01:56 PM (pMwL9)
Posted by: torabora at August 18, 2022 01:56 PM (3qoBw)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Picric at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (13tTk)
Morning Murderin' Joe, Mika, and the Tater.
__________________________
MSDNC, yes, but he will be paired up with Liz Cheney.
Piggy and Tater in the Morning.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (x0n13)
LOL, Ace. I probably could because I have never seen Brian Stelter on CNN and only know about him from acerbic comments about him on here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (wvo9L)
Should prolly go back to that.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 18, 2022 01:55 PM (76Eal)
He dressed up as a giant baby. I am not kidding. Search for the picture at your own peril.
He was disturbingly plausible in the role.
Posted by: Splunge at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (cm/80)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (wmDcS)
Hopefully his wife takes all that money once she lives him for a human male.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 01:55 PM (LvTSG)
Yes. I know it was about magic and all that, but come on.
Though it did also have a young sexied-up Helena Bonham Carter, so there's that.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: profligatewaste at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (Be3jb)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (8TTD6)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (yHsuS)
How to Make Friends and Influence People by Giving Dry Handies under the Overpass.
Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (+r+VC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 01:56 PM (Ivdso)
++++
Possible. But then again, Bethany Mandel didn't. She just trolls her husband's positions on Twitter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (WWh8n)
I'll go out on a limb and say a Hell of a lot of starch.
Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (pMwL9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (ptqGC)
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I always thought he was Zucker's love child.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (8kMmX)
Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 18, 2022 01:56 PM (pMwL9)
I would say a woman but he somehow had a kid.
Posted by: Someguy's at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (KcSkz)
perhaps a spot will open up on the view.
Posted by: kulak anachronda at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (oY6Yp)
CNN's Tater: drowns self in vodka, mourning his "career".
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: torabora at August 18, 2022 01:58 PM (3qoBw)
Stetler = poor man's Mr. Goody-Good.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2022 01:58 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 18, 2022 01:58 PM (S1S3K)
Had a blog. Where he did the same schtick but without having to watch him do it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 01:58 PM (Ivdso)
Not even a starving Irish hooker would eat that Tater.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 01:58 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Minuteman at August 18, 2022 01:58 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2022 01:58 PM (8kMmX)
Well, his wife also.. Because weak men do that when they lose their jobs..
Posted by: Blanco at August 18, 2022 01:58 PM (Ay9RF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (ptqGC)
Meghan McCain without the sheitl.
LOL
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2022 01:58 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang
Tried?
Posted by: Helena Bonham Carter at August 18, 2022 01:58 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 18, 2022 01:58 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2022 01:56 PM (IXpV7)
++++
Asking "do you want fries with that" is right out, too, because of the personal physical risks such a position would present.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 18, 2022 01:58 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2022 01:58 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: fd at August 18, 2022 01:58 PM (uH1zk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 01:58 PM (ptqGC)
Tater's no longer on TV
No one will hear what he's got to say
Hopefully he'll just tater away
Posted by: Buddy Holley at August 18, 2022 01:58 PM (BWpBM)
https://nitter.it/PapiTrumpo/status/1559998957790662658
Posted by: Biden's Dog at August 18, 2022 01:51 PM
Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2022 01:58 PM (RkC6l)
To counterbalance the rampant masculinity of the current hosts.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 18, 2022 01:58 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (LvTSG)
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I look forward to NOT not subscribing to his substack or NOT listening to his podcast.
Posted by: Ciampino - fixed it at August 18, 2022 01:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: mr tmz at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (rJ48h)
He doesn't have that NPR somnolent voice, I don't think he is a good match.
I mean, maybe for irregular commentary like they used to have Daniel Pinkwater to talk about his dogs
I don't think anyone can stand thinking about Stelter's dogs.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 01:59 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: mikethemoose at August 18, 2022 01:59 PM (T/vhV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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CNN could conceivably make money if they axed the opinion shows and hired low cost newsreaders to just read copy. Same as dropping the hideous overbuilt sets, obnoxious intro music, etc.
Something like Steve Martin's turn as weather guy in LA Story at the 'serious news channel' after getting canned by another station as the Wacky Weather guy.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2022 01:59 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 18, 2022 01:59 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2022 01:59 PM (8kMmX)
She was all too convincing as that crazy witch in Harry Potter. Like it wasn't acting, it was just her with lots of mousse in her hair. Might have been career damaging.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 01:59 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 18, 2022 01:59 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2022 01:59 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Helena Bonham Carter at August 18, 2022 01:58 PM (ftFVW)
She said, after sleeping with her brother.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 18, 2022 01:59 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: mikethemoose at August 18, 2022 01:59 PM (T/vhV)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
OnlySpuds*
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2022 01:59 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2022 01:59 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Minuteman at August 18, 2022 02:00 PM (LaNzR)
If you made vodka out of him, he'd be that crap the Russians make out of aircraft deicing fluid distilled through lead pipes. The kind that makes you turn into a homicidal maniac for a short period before you go blind.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 02:00 PM (bW8dp)
______________
........that's not salad dressing!
I'll see myself out.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 18, 2022 02:00 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: blaster at August 18, 2022 02:00 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 18, 2022 02:00 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Ciampino - fixed it at August 18, 2022 01:59 PM (qfLjt)
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So you will be subscribing to his substack but not listening to his podcast?
So, you admire his thoughts but just can't stand the sound of his voice?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:00 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at August 18, 2022 02:00 PM (qpX6U)
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And the bartender says, "What is this -- a jerk?!"
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 18, 2022 02:00 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 18, 2022 02:00 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2022 02:00 PM (gktX6)
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If CNN just ran reruns of the Andy Griffith Show they'd be rolling in dough.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2022 02:00 PM (8kMmX)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 18, 2022 01:53 PM (OrVGM)
Its not like he can come out and claim to support Kamala, his first, fiercely Conservative choice.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 02:00 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 18, 2022 02:00 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Stu-22 at August 18, 2022 02:00 PM (J8sNU)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 18, 2022 02:00 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 18, 2022 01:55 PM (WWh8n)
The Eye of the Tater.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2022 02:00 PM (x0n13)
Highway flagger...oh wait. Bad idea.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 18, 2022 02:00 PM (m7R0k)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 18, 2022 02:00 PM (S1S3K)
Posted by: mikethemoose at August 18, 2022 02:01 PM (T/vhV)
Posted by: rd at August 18, 2022 02:01 PM (Z32m1)
He was an especially heroic Tater, that one.
Posted by: Biergood at August 18, 2022 02:01 PM (DC/dW)
Dee Dee Sharp, 'Mashed Potato Time':
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51eJ3-h86JQ
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2022 02:01 PM (ZlD3b)
https://nitter.it/PapiTrumpo/status/1559998957790662658
Posted by: Biden's Dog
SNL is actually funny?!!! What witchery is this?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 18, 2022 02:01 PM (FVME7)
I agree, its a good approach to take. Break it down to the Headline News level, have a crawl of breaking headlines, and just do short segments on various events. Ditch the talking heads, ditch the overproduction, ditch the stars. If someone starts getting popular, replace them and keep the payroll low.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 02:01 PM (Ivdso)
LOL
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2022 01:58 PM (x0n13)
Huh. Had to look that one up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 18, 2022 02:01 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Smeagol at August 18, 2022 02:01 PM (RkC6l)
Sorta like David Bowie in Labyrinth?
My friends and I speculated at the time that he got the gig so they could save money on wardrobe and makeup.
"Just come in looking the way you normally do, David."
(I kid... he was quite good in that role)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 02:01 PM (bW8dp)
Tater seems to be just as big a tool as that ass was.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 18, 2022 02:01 PM (76Eal)
He was an especially heroic Tater, that one.
Posted by: Biergood at August 18, 2022 02:01 PM (DC/dW)
++++
He's just like a firefighter or a soldier. He's the real hero, bro.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 18, 2022 02:01 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2022 01:59 PM (eyxn4)
Not outside the realm of possibility at all, considering the new guy crowing about wanting more "conservatives."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2022 02:02 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Chuy Libre at August 18, 2022 02:02 PM (B3oWe)
Or maybe it's "Hash Brians" with co-host "Brian Williams "
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 18, 2022 02:02 PM (8TTD6)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 18, 2022 02:02 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 18, 2022 02:02 PM (pMwL9)
Had a blog. Where he did the same schtick but without having to watch him do it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 01:58 PM (Ivdso)
That would miss 90% of the humor of a talking potato.
Posted by: Someguy's at August 18, 2022 02:02 PM (KcSkz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 18, 2022 02:03 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 18, 2022 02:03 PM (p+g5G)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 18, 2022 02:03 PM (p+g5G)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2022 02:03 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:03 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 18, 2022 02:03 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at August 18, 2022 02:03 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: torabora at August 18, 2022 02:03 PM (3qoBw)
Tex Lovera's post was the first I saw of it.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (yHsuS)
BetaCuck4Lyfe beat me to it by a minute...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 18, 2022 02:03 PM (wtvvX)
My woman and the kids and the webcam and me
I got a big blog, a go pro, and a lotta blackmail
And a tater boy can survive, tater boy can survive
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 02:03 PM (Ivdso)
Remember when Martin Short had a celebrity interview show where his entire shtick was that he was really fat and he pretended not to know who the interviewee was? That dreck lasted three seasons.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2022 02:03 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2022 01:49 PM (IEa8U)
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How about baked?
Posted by: Ciampino - baked with Toobin cream at August 18, 2022 02:03 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Chuy Libre at August 18, 2022 02:02 PM (B3oWe)
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I see that you put this in the content, Chuy.
It's primo cruel.
10/10
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:03 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Splunge at August 18, 2022 02:03 PM (cm/80)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2022 02:03 PM (wvo9L)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 18, 2022 02:04 PM (OrVGM)
Thanks, TJM. I didn't know that was an idea that I'd rather avoid ever considering, but I do now.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 18, 2022 02:04 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 18, 2022 02:04 PM (eJn7u)
The moment Zucker left the network, Tater was doomed. It was only a matter of time. And it turns out that Discovery works fast.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Licht was brought in to be the corporate hatchet man for financial reasons. Warner Communications was bloated with high priced 'talent' and debt ridden via ATT's perpetual corporate mismanagement and new equity holder Malone runs a lean ship.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2022 02:04 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 18, 2022 02:04 PM (w0NJk)
I bet he is in mourning right now.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2022 02:04 PM (JOtiF)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2022 02:04 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Michael Avenatti at August 18, 2022 02:04 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 18, 2022 02:04 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Chuy Libre at August 18, 2022 02:02 PM (B3oWe)
Hah!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 18, 2022 02:04 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 18, 2022 02:04 PM (y7DUB)
" When you draw a sword against the Stelter, you really should have grabbed a potato peeler. So go get that. " - Shit the Romans Said, Vol. I
Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 18, 2022 02:04 PM (pMwL9)
Thanks, TJM. I didn't know that was an idea that I'd rather avoid ever considering, but I do now.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 18, 2022 02:04 PM (bM7vb)
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I exist to enrich the lives of those around me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:04 PM (LvTSG)
They settled his hash.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2022 02:04 PM (CXr4y)
https://tinyurl.com/yc46bpax
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 18, 2022 02:03 PM (dNqv+)
That's a good one.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 18, 2022 02:05 PM (yHsuS)
https://nitter.it/nelliec0rnp0p/status/1560323349896564737
Posted by: Biden's Dog at August 18, 2022 02:05 PM (odVni)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2022 02:05 PM (RkC6l)
_____________________________
You know what I don't understand? French fries. I mean, the French didn't invent them. Americans did.
And another thing, why do we call New York, New Jersey and New England "new"? They aren't really "new." They've been around for over 240 years. I know. I was there.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 18, 2022 02:05 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: jhawk90 at August 18, 2022 02:05 PM (9Np+H)
Posted by: fd at August 18, 2022 02:05 PM (uH1zk)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 18, 2022 02:05 PM (m7R0k)
Generally sold in the Kaboom! aisle.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 02:05 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Penfold at August 18, 2022 02:05 PM (Fbt5B)
lol, nice one Chuy
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 18, 2022 02:05 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2022 01:59 PM (IEa8U)
First video: Beneath The Peel
Posted by: Splunge at August 18, 2022 02:05 PM (cm/80)
Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (+r+VC)
CNN: We're Embracing the Suck.
Posted by: Wally at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (EkHsf)
Posted by: CN, the deer-hater at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (8kMmX)
Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (+syVm)
Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (qpX6U)
Should be handy if someone needs to tow Stacey Abrams out to sea.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (sVtYq)
They settled his hash.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2022 02:04 PM (CXr4y)
Perfect crispy corned beef hash is something I can never get quite right, but keep on chasing.
Like the girls for tater's dick.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (dNqv+)
https://nitter.it/nelliec0rnp0p/status/1560323349896564737
Posted by: Biden's Dog at August 18, 2022 02:05 PM (odVni)
LOLOLOLOLOL
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: fd at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (uH1zk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (W0XKV)
They could try "news" and see how that goes.
Posted by: mikethemoose at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (T/vhV)
Drivetime Tub 'n' Tug - With Stroker and The Spud.
5 hours a day, only on WANK, your home for washed-up sacks of off-putting adipose matter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (+r+VC)
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I'm gonna learn to forge.
I need giant, impractical swords that take at least half my stamina to swing once.
I may be playing too much Dark Souls...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (LvTSG)
https://is.gd/tdir9p
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2022 02:04 PM (kXYt5)
And now, no skin in the game.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (yHsuS)
________________________________
I know five really fat people, and Brian Stelter is four of them.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2022 01:59 PM (eyxn4)
Not outside the realm of possibility at all, considering the new guy crowing about wanting more "conservatives."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2022 02:02 PM
I agree that's a plausible guess, but wouldn't they have to dump her as soon as she announces her presidential run? I'm not sure they would build a whole show for her if it won't last very long.
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (rbKZ6)
* and not just thigh.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2022 02:07 PM (a3Q+t)
We're all clowning on Tater, but there's an old Greek saying: "When you go out in search of vengeance against Brian Stelter, first dig two graves. Because he's really, really fat, and he won't fit in just one."
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I'm dead, Chuy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2022 02:07 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Not sure they would want to do that because Liz apparently still wants to run for prezzie in 2024 which means she would have to depart a show just finding its audience.
More likely they would hire her as contributor to different shows as the token republican like the view does.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2022 02:07 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: fd at August 18, 2022 02:07 PM (uH1zk)
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The French started a revolution and cut everyone's heads off cuz they were made to eat taters instead of baugettes.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2022 02:08 PM (8kMmX)
Posted by: Ciampino
When was the last time you ate a 'baked potato'?
Seriously. Wasn't that some 70's/80's bullshit???
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2022 02:08 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: Wally at August 18, 2022 02:08 PM (EkHsf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (dNqv+)
High heat (gas) in a good teflon pan. Easy perfection every time.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 18, 2022 02:08 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: CN, the deer-hater at August 18, 2022 02:08 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: torabora at August 18, 2022 02:08 PM (3qoBw)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 02:00 PM (bW8dp)
So you've had Petersburg Vodka too? That crap was 25 rubles (60 cents in 05) for a liter. It'll get you drunk and you'll have some left to degrease a frying pan.
Posted by: Mishdog at August 18, 2022 02:08 PM (/2Cfb)
https://is.gd/tdir9p
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Don't ever change Joe.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2022 02:08 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 18, 2022 02:06 PM (sVtYq)
The smart money is betting someone had sex with Stelter's wife while he watched.
Posted by: jwest at August 18, 2022 02:08 PM (/BlEx)
Seriously. Wasn't that some 70's/80's bullshit???
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2022 02:08 PM (IEa8U)
Last week, with steak.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 18, 2022 02:08 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: mr tmz at August 18, 2022 02:09 PM (rJ48h)
>>What exactly did the little douchebag do before cnn? Should prolly go back to that.
He was a blogger who specialized in media and news jock sniffing, and CNN snapped him up.
This was in the early days of the internet when bloggers were trying to become legit and news organizations were scooping up "talent."
It's similar to the dot-com craze of the late 90s were you had mega-media-corporations buying up tech sites and snapping up tech startups.
It's how Mark Cuban became a billionaire, someone bought his vapor ware that ultimately never went anywhere but he made a cool 4 billion out of the deal.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2022 02:09 PM (9XX1p)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: jwest
Wait, what? Air America is back on? Yikes, that's where Maddow came from.
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 18, 2022 02:09 PM (tQL7r)
Oh but one big farewell recapping how much his personal suckage brought low CNN to the point of his personal downfall.
Posted by: mikethemoose at August 18, 2022 02:09 PM (T/vhV)
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at August 18, 2022 02:09 PM (pMwL9)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Or a real hero... a teacher.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 18, 2022 02:09 PM (ftFVW)
I figure a lot of crap like that (and the recurring unfunny SNL bits) only got on the air because the people who were in them had pictures of Lorne Michaels snorting speedballs off a "transwoman" whore's crank.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 02:09 PM (bW8dp)
Tater all through college had a blog where he licked CNN's taint 7 times a day. It helped a lot when he graduated and applied there.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 18, 2022 02:09 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2022 02:09 PM (8kMmX)
Posted by: NCKate at August 18, 2022 02:09 PM (2oJif)
Posted by: kulak anachronda at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (oY6Yp)
Eastern Idaho is spud country. Potato Museum is in Blackfoot. The Snake River Plain.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 02:09 PM (W0XKV)
Posted by: CN, the deer-hater at August 18, 2022 02:09 PM (Zzbjj)
We could call it Mr. Potatoehead.
Posted by: torabora at August 18, 2022 02:10 PM (3qoBw)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 18, 2022 02:10 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: anachronda is a, well, rounded individual at August 18, 2022 02:10 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 18, 2022 02:10 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 18, 2022 02:10 PM (iFTx/)
My friends and I speculated at the time that he got the gig so they could save money on wardrobe and makeup.
"Just come in looking the way you normally do, David."
(I kid... he was quite good in that role)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 02:01 PM (bW8dp)
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This right here is the 2nd time I've run into a Labyrinth analogy. The first time it happened was about a decade ago, I had not seen the movie (I am old enough to have seen it when it came out). I was so unprepared and could not participate in the conversation. I said to myself - holy hell, why have you not seen Labyrinth? So unprepared. Just sitting there politely at the table as others pattered on about Labyrinth. I swore to myself I'd see it so I'd never find myself in that kind of vulnerable position again.
Since that time, I have still not seen Labyrinth. Pretty sure this proves I don't have the right priorities in life.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at August 18, 2022 02:10 PM (Cgo1x)
Posted by: MammaB at August 18, 2022 02:10 PM (QOAGk)
Tater all through college had a blog where he licked CNN's taint 7 times a day. It helped a lot when he graduated and applied there.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 18, 2022 02:09 PM (ZGrMX)
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The licking of CNN's taint or the blog? I know, embrace the healing power of AND.
Posted by: Penfold at August 18, 2022 02:10 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: jwest at August 18, 2022 01:56 PM (/BlEx)
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Surely not, not with the inevitable in-depth content on the affiliated Substack!!!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 18, 2022 02:10 PM (WWh8n)
/twistedoliver
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2022 02:10 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 18, 2022 02:10 PM (wtvvX)
https://is.gd/tdir9p
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Don't ever change Joe.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2022 02:08 PM (CXr4y)
Please
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 18, 2022 02:10 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 02:10 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2022 02:11 PM (kXYt5)
Seriously. Wasn't that some 70's/80's bullshit???
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Last week, with steak.
Posted by: Comrade flounder"
Steak? Baked potato?? Luxury!!!
Posted by: Everyone in 10 years at August 18, 2022 02:11 PM (uH1zk)
Posted by: Puddinhead
Wish he had the talent of Billy Mays.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 18, 2022 02:11 PM (XSRBF)
https://youtu.be/t31rUX3QDiQ
Posted by: Sharkman at August 18, 2022 01:51 PM (Gda1b)
Easily the funniest Tater video anyone's ever made. That graphic of the moon with his face will haunt my nightmares though.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 18, 2022 02:11 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2022 02:11 PM (8kMmX)
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That's true, they do! Zucker saw a brother and new member for his Thumb Club.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 18, 2022 02:11 PM (sVtYq)
Liz Cheney: Gone.
Brian Stelter: Gone.
All of this happened after Dark Evil Cupid was featured in the Art Thread.
Coincidence? I don't think so.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 18, 2022 02:11 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Lola at August 18, 2022 02:11 PM (NIYa7)
Haven't had that one or the legendary Valu-Rite, but Popov used to be pretty foul. Served in only the finest alleys and abandoned buildings.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 02:11 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 18, 2022 02:11 PM (5p7BC)
https://nitter.it/nelliec0rnp0p/status/1560323349896564737
Posted by: Biden's Dog
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Heh:
Show to be called "Cooking with Potatoes"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2022 02:11 PM (ITEMS)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2022 02:11 PM (kXYt5)
I understand he's answered a casting call in the re-make of Deliverance.
Tater's pretty much nailed the Ned Beatty character and the part is his if he wants it.
Posted by: FARVA at August 18, 2022 02:11 PM (z9V4B)
I worked in a restaurant. I've seen this.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 18, 2022 02:11 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2022 02:11 PM (kXYt5)
As a whale?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 18, 2022 02:11 PM (V6f9+)
I need giant, impractical swords that take at least half my stamina to swing once.
I may be playing too much Dark Souls...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang
Well if you would stop wasting all your points on charisma! Leave the seduction and negotiation skills to Tater.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 18, 2022 02:11 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Whoa. I didn't know, and can't quite believe, he is married.
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2022 02:11 PM (8kMmX)
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Back off, brother. That gig's *mine!* You hear me? MINE!
Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: Fox "News" Radio at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (uH1zk)
He was a fattish but active man of paralysing stupidity, a mass of imbecile enthusiasms -- one of those completely unquestioning, devoted drudges on whom, more even than on the Thought Police, the stability of the Party depended.
TATER = WINSTON!
Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Chuy Libre at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (bW8dp)
There has never been a mirror constructed with the structural integrity to withstand exposure to Tater-dick.
The cameras at CNN have bulletproof laminated lenses just for his face.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: mrp at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (6eRlp)
I call BS
Posted by: CN, the deer-hater at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (m7R0k)
A 70s thing but it’s also a 2020s thing.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 02:09 PM (bW8dp)
That's...surprisingly specific.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 18, 2022 02:13 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 01:51 PM (Ivdso)
Ain't enough lumber in Atlanta to make the ladder to get them out of that hole.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 02:13 PM (W0XKV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 18, 2022 02:13 PM (p+g5G)
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 18, 2022 02:13 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: No one at August 18, 2022 02:13 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Puddinhead
Wish he had the talent of Billy Mays.
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You know Sham Wow guy was better than Billy Mays. C'mon man!
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2022 02:13 PM (8kMmX)
(I kid... he was quite good in that role)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 02:01 PM (bW8dp)
My friends mom took us to see Labyrinth and she did our hair up like Bowies at the sleepover. It was what 88...all the 6 year olds had mullets in Louisiana back then which worked out.
Posted by: Mishdog at August 18, 2022 02:13 PM (/2Cfb)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (Y5qcH)
Maybe it'll prop up their declining birth rate too.
Posted by: Someguy's at August 18, 2022 02:13 PM (KcSkz)
https://is.gd/tdir9p
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Don't ever change Joe.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2022 02:08 PM (CXr4y)
Hear Hear!
Posted by: Archer at August 18, 2022 02:13 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (Y5qcH)
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Aren't they also trying to incentive people to have more babies?
Can these two items possibly be related?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2022 02:13 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2022 02:11 PM (kXYt5)
As a whale?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 18, 2022 02:11 PM (V6f9+)
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Kirk. Can't have attractive men as leads anymore. That's ableist.
Also...have you seen the trailer for the new Addams Family show? Luis Guzman plays Gomez. I don't think I've ever considered Guzman's looks, but damn...is that man ugly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di310WS8zLk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:13 PM (LvTSG)
Hey, if Tater does end up on the Food Network, he can't be any worse a cook than Rachel Ray. And his moobs are as big.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 02:13 PM (Ivdso)
It turns out that the tater is what clogs your arteries.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 18, 2022 02:13 PM (JVCkA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2022 02:13 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 18, 2022 02:13 PM (eJn7u)
Posted by: NLurker at August 18, 2022 02:13 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Paco at August 18, 2022 01:51 PM (njExo)
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Someone on Twitter once said that to him and he said he took it as a compliment.
Posted by: Augustine at August 18, 2022 02:13 PM (BDZWU)
______________
That's how he checks his Fermunda cheese.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 18, 2022 02:14 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (IXpV7)
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It's the reason they had to fire him. With the energy crisis and subsequent industrial problems in Europe, they can't get high-strength, defense-grade lenses from Zeiss or Leica anymore, and the Japanese aren't interested in bidding.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 18, 2022 02:14 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: Puddinhead
Billy Mays OD'd on cocaine. Was hoping Tater would follow that course.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 18, 2022 02:14 PM (XSRBF)
And another thing, why do we call New York, New Jersey and New England "new"? They aren't really "new." They've been around for over 240 years. I know. I was there.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
Every language uses shortcuts; Belgium has french speakers -> French fries. Yes, it's as simplistic as that.
Check out 'Hamburger'. Or anything called 'Dutch.' And every culture/country does this. It's not a fucking mystery.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2022 02:14 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2022 01:59 PM (CXr4y)
CGI set goes a long way to cut costs for a sound studio, and pretty vacuous news faces with clear dictation hired for 9 month contracts, and the "know personalities" can get interview shows
it would be like MTV in the early years!
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 02:14 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 18, 2022 02:14 PM (hcjGk)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2022 02:11 PM (kXYt5)
That's a lot of whine.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 18, 2022 02:14 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Someguy's at August 18, 2022 02:13 PM (KcSkz)
The Rooskies pay mothers a bonus for having 10 or more babies!
Posted by: Archer at August 18, 2022 02:14 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 02:14 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: CN, the deer-hater at August 18, 2022 02:08 PM (Zzbjj)
Genius, that's gold
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2022 02:14 PM (M+Lyo)
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Meh, a black guy who is always smelling his fingers is a major draw for Atlanta.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2022 02:14 PM (8kMmX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2022 02:14 PM (IEa8U)
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Where I'm from, we call them steamed hams.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Beartooth at August 18, 2022 02:15 PM (MujTL)
Liz Cheney: Gone.
Brian Stelter: Gone.
All of this happened after Dark Evil Cupid was featured in the Art Thread.
Coincidence? I don't think so.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
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It's called foreshadowing. Chuy's objects of ire in society get the chop in Chuy'v version of the Red Wedding.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2022 02:15 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: steevy at August 18, 2022 02:15 PM (NMHe5)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 18, 2022 02:15 PM (WWh8n)
I foraged a great big Chlorophyllum molybdites this morning. I read that if this mushroom is thoroughly boiled before eating, the resulting diarrhea will be less bloody.
Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at August 18, 2022 02:15 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2022 02:15 PM (c8iAR)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 18, 2022 02:15 PM (yHsuS)
A young Jennifer Connelly was super hot in that movie.
Unless she was still underage, in which case I had only a fatherly affection for her.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 02:15 PM (bW8dp)
They'll just cycle in a fresh crop of retards so it's probably a wash.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 18, 2022 02:15 PM (QRdjz)
Parts too small for him. Literally. He'll be the town of Aintry.
Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 18, 2022 02:15 PM (pMwL9)
Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 18, 2022 02:15 PM (+r+VC)
Haven't had that one or the legendary Valu-Rite, but Popov used to be pretty foul. Served in only the finest alleys and abandoned buildings.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 02:11 PM (bW8dp)
In college we drank this utter poison called Vladimir Vodka (IIRC). It had a weird label and tasted like Tater's taint. But we were college students and it was cheaper than dirt. We usually kept a good bottle of vodka around for the panty peelers because girls wouldn't drink Vladimir.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 18, 2022 02:15 PM (iFTx/)
So, like CNN in the 80s and 90s?
Posted by: Ian S. at August 18, 2022 02:15 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: DUGS Tater Milk at August 18, 2022 02:15 PM (m7R0k)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:16 PM (ptqGC)
Gobbled up so many treats / Ate 'em all, took my chances / Went the distance, now I can't see my feet / Half a man with the hunger of five
So many times, it happens too fast / You crack a toilet for glory / Don't lose your grip on the meals gone past / You must fight just to keep them inside
It's the Eye of the Tater, it's the millionth bite / Bulkin' up to the weight of a freighter / And the fat, sweaty beta snacks again in the night / And he's watchin' us all... with the Eye of the Tater
Posted by: Brian Stelter's Workout Mixtape at August 18, 2022 02:16 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 18, 2022 02:15 PM (QRdjz)
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I dunno. My current CEO is such a charisma vacuum that I imagine he longs to be as charismatic as Tater.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 18, 2022 02:16 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: Archer at August 18, 2022 02:16 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 18, 2022 02:16 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 18, 2022 02:16 PM (166a5)
______________________
Paging Nancy Perosi, paging Nancy Perosi.
Prease to pick up white courtesy phone.
Posted by: Mr. Fuji, Japanese Revenue Collector at August 18, 2022 02:16 PM (lf83v)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di310WS8zLk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:13 PM (LvTSG)
You're going to get canceled...daring to notice Luis Guzman is ugly and lacking charm, unlike previous Gomez incarnations.
I love the original Charles Addams cartoons, I have a collected book of them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 18, 2022 02:16 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at August 18, 2022 02:10 PM (Cgo1x)
Sure don't. The girl in it is reportedly pretty cute. Jennifer Connelly?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2022 02:16 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Valiant at August 18, 2022 02:16 PM (cy2xC)
Seriously. Wasn't that some 70's/80's bullshit???
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2022 02:08 PM (IEa8U)
Last week, with steak.
'round here, we refer to 4PM as "the potato barrier"; after that time, you can get a baked potato at several local restaurants.
mrs: what's for dinner?
me: well, we've broken the potato barrier. casey's?
ok, it's mostly *me* that refers to 4PM as "the potato barrier".
Posted by: kulak anachronda at August 18, 2022 02:16 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2022 02:14 PM (IEa8U)
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Where I'm from, we call them steamed hams.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:15 PM (LvTSG)
That's horrifying.
Posted by: Someguy's at August 18, 2022 02:17 PM (KcSkz)
@Breaking911 1m
Ex-Prosecutor Turned Criminal Justice Reform Advocate Is Charged With Rape in Manhattan /i]
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2022 02:17 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (ptqGC)
Bret would have him on in a micro-second.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 18, 2022 02:17 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: NLurker at August 18, 2022 02:17 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 18, 2022 02:17 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 18, 2022 02:17 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Puddinhead
Billy Mays OD'd on cocaine. Was hoping Tater would follow that course.
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Sham Wow guy got his tongue bit off by a crack head hooker.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2022 02:17 PM (8kMmX)
Posted by: Brian Stelter's Workout Mixtape at August 18, 2022 02:16 PM (IXpV7)
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I am so glad you kept a copy of that. Comedy gold.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 18, 2022 02:17 PM (WWh8n)
Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 18, 2022 02:17 PM (+r+VC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: steevy at August 18, 2022 02:17 PM (NMHe5)
Alysin Camerota
Jim Acosta
Don lemon
—-
This is like dividing by zero. There is no answer.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 18, 2022 02:17 PM (OalnH)
Crowder can be really funny and clever, and I love his encounters with college students. But, boy is he a roid-headed jerk.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 02:17 PM (Ivdso)
https://nitter.it/nelliec0rnp0p/status/1560323349896564737
Posted by: Biden's Dog at August 18, 2022 02:05 PM (odVni)
Where he'll perfect his skills tossing salads.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 18, 2022 02:17 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Groundskeeper Willie at August 18, 2022 02:18 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2022 02:18 PM (r46W7)
it would be like MTV in the early years!
Posted by: Kindltot
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Could do worse than following your advise. Sort of a cross between morning shows and Headline News. Easy to syndicate too for broadcast and streaming services.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2022 02:18 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 18, 2022 02:18 PM (166a5)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 18, 2022 02:18 PM (V6f9+)
What are the odds of that?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2022 02:18 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 18, 2022 02:19 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 18, 2022 02:19 PM (uia9V)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 18, 2022 02:19 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 18, 2022 01:54 PM (m7R0k)
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I'll take your word for that as I've never wanted to smell Liz' underwear.
Posted by: Ciampino - baked with Toobin cream? at August 18, 2022 02:19 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (ptqGC)
Bret would have him on in a micro-second.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 18, 2022 02:17 PM (AiZBA)
Yep. And he'd stupidly have him on with Mollie Hemingway.
I'd pay to see it. 😂
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 18, 2022 02:19 PM (TNyrE)
>> Who is worse
Jim Acosta and Don Leh Mon have zero redeeming qualities, at least Alison is semi-attractive and you can watch her with the sound turned off and think back to the days she was on FOX News.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2022 02:19 PM (9XX1p)
Maybe later Tater is now just small fry
And them good old boys were thinkin' whoopie and bye
Singin' "This'll be the day that you die
This'll be the day that you die"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 18, 2022 02:19 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 18, 2022 02:19 PM (OalnH)
Yeah its a young Jennifer, she's super cute, not yet the ultra scorching hot she will become in a few years.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 02:19 PM (Ivdso)
Seriously. Wasn't that some 70's/80's bullshit???
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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At least once a week.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2022 02:19 PM (c8iAR)
__________
Ummm, not Winston. Parsons maybe.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 18, 2022 02:19 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2022 02:19 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Chuy Libre at August 18, 2022 02:19 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: Cheri at August 18, 2022 02:19 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 18, 2022 02:19 PM (TNyrE)
Face to plate, it's time to eat - Hangin' moobs, stayin' hungry - He stacks the table with a pile of sweets - For any meal, he'll steal, he'll connive
Scale shot straight to the top - Had the gut, got the glory - Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop - Half a man with the hunger of five
Posted by: Brian Stelter's Workout Mixtape at August 18, 2022 02:20 PM (IXpV7)
Alysin Camerota
Fox news defector. I put her in the same category as MeAgain Kelly.
Posted by: DUGS Tater Milk at August 18, 2022 02:20 PM (m7R0k)
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THE TRUTH? Tater went out on a comedic note.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 18, 2022 02:20 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 18, 2022 02:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 18, 2022 02:20 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 18, 2022 02:20 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Splunge at August 18, 2022 02:20 PM (cm/80)
Posted by: mr tmz at August 18, 2022 02:20 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
I think she was something like 14 playing a 16ish year old.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 18, 2022 02:20 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2022 02:21 PM (5NkmN)
Tonight should be fun.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2022 02:21 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 18, 2022 02:21 PM (Cus5s)
...
Every language uses shortcuts; Belgium has french speakers -> French fries. Yes, it's as simplistic as that.
was in holland for some business. ordered french fries. get this bowl full of little round white balls. "what are these?", i ask. "german fries", says the waitress.
apparently the germans are noted for attacking potatos with a melon baller.
Posted by: kulak anachronda at August 18, 2022 02:21 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2022 02:18 PM (CXr4y)
You could probably clean up with straight, reliable news with a Max Headroom character.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 18, 2022 02:21 PM (yHsuS)
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THE TRUTH? Tater went out on a comedic note.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 18, 2022 02:20 PM (u4CEu)
Keeping in character till the end.
Posted by: Someguy's at August 18, 2022 02:21 PM (KcSkz)
Could have been worse
John Wayne Bobbitt
Posted by: steevy at August 18, 2022 02:21 PM (NMHe5)
Posted by: Beartooth at August 18, 2022 02:21 PM (MujTL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Is it this?
https://bit.ly/3wgcMQR
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 18, 2022 02:21 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2022 02:22 PM (44ww/)
Legend
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Love Tim Curry in that, so evil.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 18, 2022 02:22 PM (ftFVW)
Legal in this state at that time, I believe.
And of course, that was long enough ago that I would have been classified as "older boyfriend" rather than "dirty old man".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 02:22 PM (bW8dp)
@claireatki
The entire "Reliable Sources" staff have been laid-off @CNN
10:48 AM · Aug 18, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 18, 2022 02:22 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: NLurker at August 18, 2022 02:22 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 18, 2022 02:22 PM (ytSiK)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at August 18, 2022 02:10 PM (Cgo1x)
Sure don't. The girl in it is reportedly pretty cute. Jennifer Connelly?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2022 02:16 PM (eoQWY)
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Yea. I watched it again a few months ago. You'll laugh at the special effects. David Bowie is surprisingly good in it, and has some great lines. "That's not fair!" says the girl. "You say that so often," Bowie says. "I wonder what your basis for comparison is."
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 18, 2022 02:22 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 18, 2022 02:13 PM (p+g5G)
Oh Stewardess....I speak Chive
Posted by: Tater Stelter at August 18, 2022 02:23 PM (BgMrQ)
Can potatoes code?
Do taters dream of electric Twinkies?
Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2022 02:21 PM (5NkmN)
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Geek alert: GLADOS was temporarily powered by a potato in Portal 2.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 18, 2022 02:23 PM (166a5)
Legend
Ridley Freaking Scott, the man who brought us Blade Runner doing a fantasy movie? I couldn't wait to see that in the theater. And... it was so bad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 02:23 PM (Ivdso)
So many times, it happens too fast / You crack a toilet for glory / Don't lose your grip on the meals gone past / You must fight just to keep them inside
It's the Eye of the Tater, it's the millionth bite / Bulkin' up to the weight of a freighter / And the fat, sweaty beta snacks again in the night / And he's watchin' us all... with the Eye of the Tater
Posted by: Brian Stelter's Workout Mixtape at August 18, 2022 02:16 PM (IXpV7)
This needs to be archived. Not just on the blog, but in the Smithsonian or something.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 18, 2022 02:23 PM (bhRsz)
She was 15 or 16, according to her birthdate given in Wikipedia.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 02:23 PM (bW8dp)
me too. It's like defeating an enemy and feeling empty. Because you realize your enemy, despite the hatred, was really one of the most important people in your life.
Posted by: Chuy Libre at August 18, 2022 02:23 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 18, 2022 02:23 PM (wtvvX)
The truth is we never liked you...
all through our dark days
under old Brandon.
You're never honest.
Please keep your distance.
Posted by: 40 Miles North at August 18, 2022 02:23 PM (uWF4x)
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2022 02:23 PM (xjshH)
Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 18, 2022 02:23 PM (pMwL9)
TATER = WINSTON!
Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (eyxn4)
_________
*polite cough
Parsons
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2022 02:23 PM (1Nxff)
Japan's in a demographic death spiral, fueled in part by Western feminism getting a foothold there.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 18, 2022 02:24 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:15 PM (LvTSG)
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So you must be from upstate New York. Specifically from Albany as steamed hams is used there more often and not so much in Utica.
Posted by: Augustine at August 18, 2022 02:24 PM (BDZWU)
It's the thrill of the nightshade
Posted by: Survivor at August 18, 2022 02:24 PM (X+DXM)
_________________
Actually, the Belgians took "eat my balls" a little too literally in 1940. Someday we'll tell them it was only a joke, but for now, let's leave it be.
Posted by: Otto Von Bismarck at August 18, 2022 02:24 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 18, 2022 02:24 PM (/hCMk)
10:48 AM · Aug 18, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe
High-larious!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 18, 2022 02:24 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at August 18, 2022 02:24 PM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: Chuy Libre at August 18, 2022 02:23 PM (B3oWe)
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They say the number one killer of old people is retirement. People got a job to do, they tend to live a little longer so they can do it. I've always figured that warriors and their enemies share the same relationship. So, now that you're not gonna have to face your enemy no more on the battlefield, which "R" ya filled with: Relief - or Regret?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:24 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JB1000 at August 18, 2022 02:24 PM (fHuWl)
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Ummm, not Winston. Parsons maybe.
let check my kindle...
oh, wait! they deleted it a few years back.
Posted by: kulak anachronda at August 18, 2022 02:24 PM (oY6Yp)
I saw it in the theater too! with an early boyfriend
whooo nelly yeah it was bad
pretty to look at tho. I liked the unicorn
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 18, 2022 02:24 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at August 18, 2022 02:24 PM (PbwT0)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 18, 2022 02:25 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: DUGS Tater Milk at August 18, 2022 02:25 PM (m7R0k)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:15 PM (LvTSG)
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So you must be from upstate New York. Specifically from Albany as steamed hams is used there more often and not so much in Utica.
Posted by: Augustine at August 18, 2022 02:24 PM (BDZWU)
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Yes, it's an Albany expression.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:25 PM (LvTSG)
@claireatki
The entire "Reliable Sources" staff have been laid-off @CNN
10:48 AM · Aug 18, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 18, 2022 02:22 PM (MFZ8i)
Just when I thought this couldn't get any better.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 18, 2022 02:25 PM (yHsuS)
Elizabeth McGovern was so pretty but had absolutely zero acting talent.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 02:25 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Chuy Libre at August 18, 2022 02:23 PM (B3oWe)
Not so much a Frenemy as a Frenchfryemy.
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2022 02:25 PM (xjshH)
Posted by: steevy at August 18, 2022 02:25 PM (NMHe5)
Dee Dee Sharp, 'Mashed Potato Time':
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51eJ3-h86JQ
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2022 02:01 PM (ZlD3b)
I'll see you, and raise you: Bud the Spud.
https://youtu.be/HtySGSuKZe8
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 02:25 PM (ZbzFp)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 18, 2022 02:25 PM (X+DXM)
I don't think that's right. I recall that description was about a guy who worked with Winston, not about Winston himself.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 18, 2022 02:26 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: NLurker at August 18, 2022 02:26 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2022 02:26 PM (IEa8U)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di310WS8zLk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:13 PM (LvTSG)
Much closer to the original Addams cartoons.
I admit I think John Asten was very charming and insane.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 02:26 PM (xhaym)
The entire "Reliable Sources" staff have been laid-off @CNN
10:48 AM · Aug 18, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 18, 2022 02:22 PM (MFZ8i)
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Wow. Even the cameramen and grips and stuff?
"You have the stink of the Tater on ya, boy. Find the door!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2022 02:26 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2022 02:04 PM (CXr4y)
I'm here from Mitch and Murray...
Posted by: Chris Licht at August 18, 2022 02:26 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 18, 2022 02:26 PM (s+pfm)
if this keeps up, why would anyone still send their kids to Columbia?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 18, 2022 02:26 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2022 02:27 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: NLurker at August 18, 2022 02:27 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 18, 2022 02:27 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 18, 2022 02:19 PM
Yes, That was the description of Parsons
Posted by: George O. at August 18, 2022 02:27 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2022 02:27 PM (RH1Zb)
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Trailer shows Wednesday dropping bags of piranhas into the pool where the (high school?) water polo team is practicing. Apparently they teased Puggsly and Wed. is getting revenge. A piranha apparently bites one of the boys as he was trying to get out of the pool. He screams as red blossoms in front of is swim trunks. He shouldn't be allowed to procreate anyway says Wed.
I guess that's supposed to be hilarious?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 18, 2022 02:27 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: JB1000 at August 18, 2022 02:24 PM (fHuWl)
Spud and Dud 2024
Posted by: Archer at August 18, 2022 02:27 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Augustine at August 18, 2022 02:24 PM (BDZWU)
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I've had Utica Club beer. It reminded me of a uterus.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2022 02:27 PM (8kMmX)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (eyxn4)
Because Lincoln was already taken.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2022 02:27 PM (JOtiF)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 18, 2022 02:28 PM (Zf0+a)
Legal in this state at that time, I believe.
And of course, that was long enough ago that I would have been classified as "older boyfriend" rather than "dirty old man".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 02:22 PM (bW8dp)
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Speaking of dirty old men, I wonder whose idea it was to have her fall through a pit of (monster?) hands that were feeling her up as she was falling? It's an actual scene in Labyrinth that sticks in my mind for some reason.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 18, 2022 02:28 PM (166a5)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 18, 2022 02:28 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 02:28 PM (Ivdso)
Wow. Even the cameramen and grips and stuff?
"You have the stink of the Tater on ya, boy. Find the door!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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How can anyone not like fried taters?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 18, 2022 02:28 PM (/hCMk)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2022 02:28 PM (kXYt5)
me too. It's like defeating an enemy and feeling empty. Because you realize your enemy, despite the hatred, was really one of the most important people in your life.
Posted by: Chuy Libre at August 18, 2022 02:23 PM (B3oWe)
Let us pray for the oily husk of Tater's career. Maybe he can become a monk, or traveling vacuum cleaner salesman. Something more honorable.
Posted by: Someguy's at August 18, 2022 02:28 PM (KcSkz)
Posted by: NLurker at August 18, 2022 02:27 PM (eGTCV)
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curly, steak, and waffle.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 18, 2022 02:28 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: Miklosian News you can Use at August 18, 2022 02:28 PM (LyVHa)
AKA Kamala Harris's favorite fantasy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 02:29 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2022 02:29 PM (8kMmX)
Posted by: steevy at August 18, 2022 02:29 PM (NMHe5)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 18, 2022 02:29 PM (m7R0k)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 18, 2022 02:29 PM (X+DXM)
Posted by: Infidel at August 18, 2022 02:29 PM (QgnTJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Linda Sina at August 18, 2022 02:29 PM (DIJ0A)
Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2022 02:29 PM (gktX6)
I admit I think John Asten was very charming and insane.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 02:26 PM (xhaym)
I also liked Raul Julia, especially in the second film.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 18, 2022 02:29 PM (906pl)
Posted by: doug at August 18, 2022 02:29 PM (8/lc0)
@claireatki
The entire "Reliable Sources" staff have been laid-off @CNN
10:48 AM · Aug 18, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe
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BRB, changing my pants from laughing so hard some piss came out... but before I leave LEARN TO CODE!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 18, 2022 02:29 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: Infidel at August 18, 2022 02:30 PM (QgnTJ)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2022 02:30 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: NLurker at August 18, 2022 02:27 PM (eGTCV)
1. He has been a boon to potato farmers of America
2. Has inspired millions of kids to make sure they eat well, and not become like that fat man on TV.
3. Uhm I don’t think he has ever killed anyone?
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 18, 2022 02:30 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2022 02:12 PM (eyxn4)
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*polite cough
Parsons
brother, have you heard? tater ration's going up!
Posted by: parsons at August 18, 2022 02:30 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 18, 2022 02:30 PM (hcjGk)
He was loyal: once you got him on a side, he stayed there.
He had a good work ethic, dude showed up prepared every show every day of the week.
He had a decent speaking voice, when not tweaked by Mark Dice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 02:30 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2022 02:27 PM (k8B25)
"He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away.”
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 18, 2022 02:30 PM (yHsuS)
Japan's in a demographic death spiral, fueled in part by Western feminism getting a foothold there.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 18, 2022 02:24 PM (ZGrMX)
____________________
I saw that coming years ago when I lived there. Women were getting tired of their prescribed lot in life, and even men were starting to look longingly at how Americans lived. Their entire societal foundation was on shaky ground. Was a great time to be a young white American lawyer there, though! Never had an easier time picking up girls.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 18, 2022 02:30 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: SENATOR Mittens Romney at August 18, 2022 02:30 PM (FPuSC)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2022 02:30 PM (44ww/)
What are Tater's top three redeeming qualities?
Posted by: NLurker at August 18, 2022 02:27 PM (eGTCV)
1.) Heft. CNN's flooring contractors had to stay on their toes, because they know their work gets stress-tested.
2.) Stupidity. He made LeMon look clever.
3.) Dicklessness. CNN knows he won't yank it on a Zoom meeting because he lost his genitals in a buffet fire at the age of eight.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2022 02:30 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Augustine at August 18, 2022 02:30 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 02:30 PM (bW8dp)
I guess that's supposed to be hilarious?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 18, 2022 02:27 PM (fs1hN)
Yes I never thought of the Adams' as evil, just quirky in a dark way and different.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2022 02:30 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:29 PM (ptqGC)
Well well, little lady. Today must be your lucky day.
Posted by: Brian Stelter at August 18, 2022 02:30 PM (pMwL9)
The stink is too much. No one can be saved.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at August 18, 2022 02:30 PM (tZYbS)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 18, 2022 02:31 PM (m7R0k)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 18, 2022 02:27 PM
Dude. That's so then. Now it's Chuy Libre.
#BeBetter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2022 02:31 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2022 02:18 PM (kXYt5)
[counts fingers]
One in FIVE!
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 02:31 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:29 PM (ptqGC)
Well well, little lady. Today must be your lucky day.
Posted by: Brian Stelter at August 18, 2022 02:30 PM (pMwL9)
Lol, and *gag*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:31 PM (ptqGC)
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Japan's "declining birthrate and aging population" mean alcohol sales are plummeting, so the government is trying to get young people to drink more
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 18, 2022 02:31 PM (FVME7)
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When you excise a tumor, you have to take some of the viable flesh it metasticized into.
Posted by: Otto Von Bismarck at August 18, 2022 02:31 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: NLurker at August 18, 2022 02:27 PM (eGTCV)
1. He has been a boon to potato farmers of America
2. Has inspired millions of kids to make sure they eat well, and not become like that fat man on TV.
3. Uhm I don’t think he has ever killed anyone?
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 18, 2022 02:30 PM (OalnH)
0. Provided endless entertainment for his mockers.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 18, 2022 02:31 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 01:57 PM (ptqGC)
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Yeah, like The View wants someone more feminine than they are.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 18, 2022 02:31 PM (5pTK/)
I am serious, though. I do respect the new ownership of CNN for what they are doing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 02:31 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2022 02:32 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Zek at August 18, 2022 02:32 PM (lcQJG)
Posted by: SENATOR Mittens Romney at August 18, 2022 02:30 PM (FPuSC)
You'll always have me!
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at August 18, 2022 02:32 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: NLurker at August 18, 2022 02:32 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: steevy at August 18, 2022 02:32 PM (NMHe5)
*carefully places mic back in its slot*
Them things are pricey.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 18, 2022 02:32 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 02:30 PM (Ivdso)
That's not a redeeming quality, it's just the physical property called inertia.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 18, 2022 02:32 PM (hcjGk)
*******
Ah, but his future is blight!!
Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2022 02:33 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 18, 2022 02:27 PM (fs1hN)
Yes I never thought of the Adams' as evil, just quirky in a dark way and different.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2022 02:30 PM (eoQWY)
Girl power. Gomez kissing Morticia's feet instead of her arm.
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2022 02:33 PM (RH1Zb)
is that the kinder gentler (less cruel) ace persona? With Ace being the most cruel (capital "A" for cruel power)?
Posted by: illiniwek at August 18, 2022 02:33 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Chuy Libre
Please don't turn this into a BatmanJoker gay love affair that was between you and Tater.
DC Comic's would sue for TM infringement.
Posted by: Scott_T at August 18, 2022 02:33 PM (2waQ7)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 18, 2022 02:33 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Erik Erikson at August 18, 2022 02:33 PM (FHFTy)
his voice is really pathetic and whiney on its own, I think you could have fun with him
best part, he will lose his MIND if he gets made fun of.
someone needs to step up and do it
not that it's not fun watching the courtiers of this rotten elite get theirs, but it's time to move to the next level.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 18, 2022 02:34 PM (w0NJk)
https://bit.ly/3QBx935
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 18, 2022 02:34 PM (FVME7)
Yeah and even in the TV shows and movies, their crazy evil stuff never actually resulted in people being hurt, just scared. This new trailer is just... wrong. They're getting the characters so wrong.
And... Nancy Reagan high? I mean lets dig deeper into the past, nobody under the age of 50 even remembers Nancy Reagan existing. Why not Tipper Gore high to show someone who tried to ban fun???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 02:34 PM (Ivdso)
*gets excited, waits for phone to ring*
Posted by: Erik Erikson at August 18, 2022 02:33 PM (FHFTy)
Possible tread winner.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 18, 2022 02:32 PM (hcjGk)
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Hey, this is a "no math" blog! Keep your physics to yourself!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 18, 2022 02:34 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 18, 2022 02:34 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: steevy at August 18, 2022 02:34 PM (NMHe5)
________________________
When you excise a tumor, you have to take some of the viable flesh it metasticized into.
Posted by: Otto Von Bismarck at August 18, 2022 02:31 PM (lf83v)
They might have those guys assigned to various stages rather than be part of the show staff so they wouldn't need as many distinct crews
Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2022 02:35 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Point Tater at August 18, 2022 02:35 PM (OZjDX)
Brian Stelter, maybe you can start a show on CNN+?
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 18, 2022 02:35 PM (yikp0)
Goes back to "9 to 5" movie whose message was violence against women is bad bad bad but when women do it against men, it's comedy.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at August 18, 2022 02:35 PM (jCyfC)
I'm such a cynic I wonder if this is just because they expect to need credibility to push a really big lie in a year or so. I haven't tuned into CNN in ages, they did used to be good for mostly actual information if there was a tsunami that might hit various shores or other natural disaster while Fox was stupid hyperbole.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 18, 2022 02:35 PM (3cGpq)
Your post got me thinking as new streaming AceTV news channel resembling Weird Al's UHF movie.
You would have JJ, AtC, and Joe M doing the Morning Show. TJM and Moviegigue doing their Siskel and Ebert thing, Joe Mannix and RTG doing financial news. You would get the Prepper's corner show and general shows and AOP gets the ripped off Top Gear AceTV show. Beserker as the biker/metal show.
Rhomboid as foreign and political correspondent at large to lend class to it, Weasel as a better gun oriented version of Duck Dynasty, and so on. Ace gets the Max Headroom treatment as an poorly animated furry critter aka Ewok (enough to get by Disney's rights) with his own nighttime culture, news, and cruelty show of today's events. Sort of like Spy magazine was in its heyday.
I'd pay for it.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2022 02:35 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at August 18, 2022 02:35 PM (TZswW)
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2022 02:18 PM (CXr4y)
There was a streaming Spanish news program that was just this, CGI backgrounds, and models doing the news.
Granted, the models also stripped during each segment and used wire service reporting . . . But that didn't seem so important then.
Smokin' hot.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 02:35 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 18, 2022 02:34 PM (u4CEu)
Good grief. Now I'm starving. May have to make the steak and salad for our dinner tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Miklosian Injunctions at August 18, 2022 02:35 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Chuy Libre
Time to go watch Once Upon a Time in the West.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 18, 2022 02:35 PM (ZSK0i)
It looked that way in the 80s though which is why I don't have as much concern over China's attempts as some. I've seen this movie before.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 02:36 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 18, 2022 02:36 PM (OalnH)
I may be able to feel good about buying my Joker 2 or Batman 2 movie tickets soon...
Posted by: Nova local at August 18, 2022 02:36 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 18, 2022 02:36 PM (oGiDo)
>>Some 90's movies age badly with that " Japan will rule the world" stuff
Black Rain is still my favorite cheesey East Meets West, crime procedural set in Japan.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2022 02:36 PM (9XX1p)
really?
She's in this movie directed by an italian director called "Phenomenon" I think. Looks sort of like Suspiria. American production. I had it on my Amazon watch list just because she's so pretty but I never watched it.
Posted by: Chuy Libre at August 18, 2022 02:36 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: Brian Stelter, updating his CV at August 18, 2022 02:36 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 18, 2022 02:36 PM (p+g5G)
I expect maximum carnage and no mercy.
Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at August 18, 2022 02:35 PM (TZswW)
Like Ace, cruel Tucker is the best Tucker. He'll immediately call Tater a eunuch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 02:36 PM (Ivdso)
Japan didn't have thermonuclear weapons.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 18, 2022 02:36 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 18, 2022 02:37 PM (Dc2NZ)
Good riddance you fat phuck.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 18, 2022 02:37 PM (QqVDA)
Posted by: Squid at August 18, 2022 02:37 PM (ujRX4)
Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2022 02:29 PM (gktX6)
I'm very interested in applying for this news sow position.
Posted by: Liz Cheney at August 18, 2022 02:37 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Chuy Libre at August 18, 2022 02:36 PM (B3oWe)
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Both Dario Argento movies.
I much prefer Suspiria. Inferno is also better. Phenomenon is...eh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
@bennyjohnson
10m
BREAKING: Judge orders partial unsealing of docs related to Trump FBI raid
Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2022 02:37 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 18, 2022 02:37 PM (u4CEu)
And when they love each other very much they get together and have a wee little minkey pox.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at August 18, 2022 02:37 PM (jCyfC)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 18, 2022 02:37 PM (OalnH)
Also available in logo'd three gallon pressure sprayers.
If you know the right people.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 18, 2022 02:37 PM (bM7vb)
it's great it's by the guy who did Suspiria (the good one)
there's a monkey
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 18, 2022 02:37 PM (w0NJk)
Yeah do segments in that Youtube sweet spot of 3-5 minutes, with hour-long special documentary style reports for something big. The age of cable TV is gone, you have to look toward what gets eyeballs now, not what did in 1997
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: m at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (RtN13)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (wtvvX)
@bennyjohnson
10m
BREAKING: Judge orders partial unsealing of docs related to Trump FBI raid
Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2022 02:37 PM (NpAcC)
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Ooo...we get to see the header information. Also a handful of indefinite articles here and there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (/hCMk)
I'm such a cynic I wonder if this is just because they expect to need credibility to push a really big lie in a year or so. I haven't tuned into CNN in ages, they did used to be good for mostly actual information if there was a tsunami that might hit various shores or other natural disaster while Fox was stupid hyperbole.
Posted by: PaleRider
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Their audience has shrunk so much that CNN has to have a remake to distinguish themselves between MsDNC and Fox (Uniparty).
Why not try news with cheap talent. Remembering how three company oligopolies work--the last place is always trying to economize but offer product features that the other two market leaders don't.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (CXr4y)
Still won't fix what's wrong with CNN--but it's a start.
Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (K57hO)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 18, 2022 02:27 PM (fs1hN)
Yes I never thought of the Adams' as evil, just quirky in a dark way and different.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2022 02:30 PM (eoQWY)
Girl power. Gomez kissing Morticia's feet instead of her arm.
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2022 02:33 PM (RH1Zb)
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Heelvsbabyface had an interesting take on the new Gomez. Sure, Luis Guzman is closer in look to the original, but it's possible he's going to be the bumbling fool that's common in most entertainment now, rather than the suave, sophisticated gentleman (with some odd quirks) that he was in the original television show and movies.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (j40lz)
-Said no one, ever
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (GMR0L)
Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (8qbqb)
I like Black Rain, and basically any and all Ridley Scott movies. Even "Matchstick Men," and "A Very Good Year."
Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (TZswW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (FF+On)
it wouldn't even be gay. I would just do him LIKE A VIKING
Posted by: Chuy Libre at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (B3oWe)
I like all three! Phenomenon is interesting
also, monkey
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (QpjCx)
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2022 02:35 PM (CXr4y)
++++
It would be niche, but the audience would be fierce warriors who promote the network heavily...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (WWh8n)
It was a reliable source. Of carbs, dietary fiber, potassium, and Vitamins B and C.
Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 18, 2022 02:39 PM (pMwL9)
Posted by: NLurker at August 18, 2022 02:39 PM (eGTCV)
it wouldn't even be gay. I would just do him LIKE A VIKING
Posted by: Chuy Libre at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (B3oWe)
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I'm going to need a ruling from garrett on this one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:39 PM (LvTSG)
Tater Stelter, Fearless IRS Agent! Coming soon to an audit near you!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
IRS thugs need either some basic accounting ability, or some basic physical fitness. I'm not seeing it.
Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2022 02:39 PM (P1f+c)
I may be able to feel good about buying my Joker 2 or Batman 2 movie tickets soon...
Posted by: Nova local at August 18, 2022 02:36 PM (exHjb)
Going kinda slow, though. Tater was a low hanging Tuber, and the Zoom Pervert should have been a day 1 sacking.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2022 02:39 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: steevy at August 18, 2022 02:39 PM (NMHe5)
Posted by: redridinghood
The operative term being "partial"?
Posted by: Miklosian suspicions at August 18, 2022 02:39 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (LvTSG)
You'll get the page numbers only, and you'll LIKE IT!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 18, 2022 02:40 PM (906pl)
But today I'll make an exception.
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at August 18, 2022 02:40 PM (GMR0L)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 18, 2022 02:40 PM (wRauk)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (/hCMk)
This was the case in 2020 as well. No lawyers wanted to touch the steal for fear of their careers being destroyed by the left. And so he ended with Rudy as his lawyer and we know how well that turned out.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 18, 2022 02:40 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Infidel at August 18, 2022 02:40 PM (QgnTJ)
Posted by: Brian Stelter, updating his CV at August 18, 2022 02:36 PM (PiwSw)
Tater: I am big. It's the donuts that got small.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 18, 2022 02:40 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (FF+On)
Mark Dice should hire him to make YT videos, which he can then mock. Win Win
Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2022 02:40 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (LvTSG)
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He (redacted) then we (redacted) and due to (redacted) a search warrant was issued.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 18, 2022 02:41 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 18, 2022 02:41 PM (zB/T/)
I may be able to feel good about buying my Joker 2 or Batman 2 movie tickets soon...
Posted by: Nova local at August 18, 2022 02:36 PM (exHjb)
Going kinda slow, though. Tater was a low hanging Tuber, and the Zoom Pervert should have been a day 1 sacking.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2022 02:39 PM (eoQWY)
Well, he sacked CNN+ day one-ish, and then started working through WB stuff...now it seems he's moved back to CNN...
Posted by: Nova local at August 18, 2022 02:41 PM (exHjb)
Just when the Learn To Code classes are already packed to the gills.
This so horrible I can't even.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2022 02:41 PM (JOtiF)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 18, 2022 02:41 PM (/hCMk)
Hi, this is Brian Stelter, here with Jessica Hahn to tell you how you, too, can find love with "Love Line"!
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 18, 2022 02:41 PM (Ynyl9)
apparently the germans are noted for attacking potatos with a melon baller.
Posted by: kulak anachronda at August 18, 2022 02:21 PM
My wife told me that when she was stationed in Iceland. French fries were mashed potatoes cut into strips and deep fried
Posted by: Beartooth at August 18, 2022 02:41 PM (MujTL)
@bennyjohnson
10m
BREAKING: Judge orders partial unsealing of docs related to Trump FBI raid
Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2022 02:37 PM (NpAcC)
Lol
Posted by: runner at August 18, 2022 02:42 PM (TBJqQ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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You would be talent scout for the news info weather reporters. You have that eye for talent.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2022 02:42 PM (CXr4y)
It isn't so much Brian Stelter losing his job, as it is CNN losing their vegetable.
Posted by: Rinse and Repeat at August 18, 2022 02:42 PM (pMwL9)
https://tinyurl.com/yc75y4ne
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:41 PM (ptqGC)
Hah!
Late to the party but this ish is funny.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 18, 2022 02:42 PM (wRauk)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 18, 2022 02:42 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 18, 2022 02:40 PM (OalnH)
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This is another example of how far we have fallen as a country. This makes it near impossible for *anyone* to get a fair trial if even one of the richest, most powerful men in the country cannot get a legal team to work on his behalf out of fear of the Left (and the junta).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2022 02:42 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (LvTSG)
Like hearing a Lil' Jon song on radio back in the day...all we'll get is the skeet skeet skeet.
Posted by: Mishdog at August 18, 2022 02:42 PM (7L5ze)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 18, 2022 02:42 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards and MSM InfoWhores and InfoHarlots at August 18, 2022 02:42 PM (8m/Xb)
Posted by: Chuy Libre at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (B3oWe)
Well, I got news for ya...
-Ice T
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 18, 2022 02:42 PM (dNqv+)
Sadly, Rudy's "black shoe polish dripping down the forehead" look never took off with the younger TikTok crowd. Reminded me of Zorg from the Fifth Element.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 18, 2022 02:43 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Zek at August 18, 2022 02:32 PM (lcQJG)
My HS buddy went through that, transferred to AF academy prep then into the AF academy. Retired as an O-6 Pilot. Then went to US Air and retired from there.
I couldn't get into Annapolis, started in a SUNY college. Went into NROTC scholarship program at another university. Commissioned and stayed until O-5.
We both had our ups and downs.
I guess what I'm staying is try to convince him to stay the course. He'll regret quitting. Good Luck.
Posted by: Archer at August 18, 2022 02:43 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 18, 2022 02:38 PM (dNqv+)
Interesting.
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2022 02:43 PM (xjshH)
Posted by: Joe Xiden
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*looks around for shocked face*
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 18, 2022 02:43 PM (/hCMk)
Sure, but Japan did not fade for lack of nukes. They faded because they could not continue to do what they were trying to do.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 02:43 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Chuy Libre at August 18, 2022 02:36 PM (B3oWe)
That's my favorite Argento movie and yeah, he's the guy that directed "Suspiria".
It does what IMO great horror movies do, and that's embrace the irrationality at their core and go nuts by the end.
Don't perv too much on Jennifer Connelly in that movie. She's like 13.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2022 02:43 PM (5NkmN)
SEARCH AND SEIZURE WARRANT
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---- - orange --- -- ----- man ------ -- - bad ----
-- ---- -- ----- ---
Signed,
The FBI
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2022 02:43 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: sven at August 18, 2022 02:43 PM (Lzpvj)
The cruelty is exquisite. *chef's kiss*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2022 02:43 PM (Q+K8B)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2022 02:43 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 18, 2022 02:43 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 18, 2022 02:41 PM (zB/T/)
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Maybe Tater and Keith Olbermann can start broadcasting their podcast from Keith's basement.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2022 02:44 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:39 PM
Dude. He's busy blinging his Crocs. Meanwhile, Chuy Libre is here bringing it!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2022 02:44 PM (a3Q+t)
@bennyjohnson
10m
BREAKING: Judge orders partial unsealing of docs related to Trump FBI raid
Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2022 02:37 PM (NpAcC)
Lol
Posted by: runner at August 18, 2022 02:42 PM (TBJqQ)
They are going to play the song "The Stripper" when they do it too.
Posted by: Roy at August 18, 2022 02:44 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 18, 2022 02:44 PM (dNqv+)
But what would really bring me joy is seeing that phony Jake Tapper get the hook.
Stelter is a joke. Tapper is dangerous.
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at August 18, 2022 02:44 PM (GMR0L)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2022 02:44 PM (YIVH2)
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Fredo Cuomo, who has a basement too at August 18, 2022 02:45 PM (PiwSw)
You do not need a sexually unappealing Zeppelin to sell your side of an argument when it is literally the ONLY side ever allowed oxygen.
Congrats Tater, you laid to groundwork for your obsolescence.
Posted by: sven at August 18, 2022 02:45 PM (Lzpvj)
Question is could Trump afford him?
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 18, 2022 02:45 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Nova local at August 18, 2022 02:41 PM (exHjb)
I did forget the CNN- destruction. Heck, that's sacking Tater 95 percent, since he was on 5 hours a day or whatever.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2022 02:45 PM (eoQWY)
She laughed.
Though, the gal was attaching the EKG stuff, I got a bit nervous her eyelashes might get tangled up in my eyebrows.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 18, 2022 02:45 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 18, 2022 02:45 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: observer at August 18, 2022 02:45 PM (4Vtc4)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2022 02:37 PM (NpAcC)
I want to see an actual inventory of what they took.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2022 02:45 PM (Q+K8B)
Posted by: portlandon at August 18, 2022 02:45 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Infidel at August 18, 2022 02:40 PM (QgnTJ)
O.D.'d On Life Itself
https://youtu.be/jAT5ewOfwEI
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2022 02:46 PM (JOtiF)
https://tinyurl.com/yc75y4ne
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:41 PM (ptqGC)
Ahahahaha!
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 18, 2022 02:46 PM (j40lz)
This is one of those times.
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at August 18, 2022 02:46 PM (GMR0L)
@davidhogg111
I'm looking forward graduating this year so I can get to kicking the NRA's ass full time. I'm more prepared than ever after the past 4 years of studying the history of American Conservatism, social movements, & behavioral economics. All while getting the right work life balance.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: CA Token at August 18, 2022 02:46 PM (tRvXS)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 18, 2022 02:47 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Roy at August 18, 2022 02:47 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 18, 2022 02:47 PM (Ynyl9)
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And if he somehow manages to be re-elected, it's going to be worse. Who will be willing to be on his Cabinet? And if he can find somebody willing, who isn't a backstabber, will they be able to be confirmed?
Posted by: MushMouth at August 18, 2022 02:47 PM (7chLr)
So how those consequences working out for ya now?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2022 02:47 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 18, 2022 02:42 PM (OalnH)
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It's like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. We get to peel back the wrapper, just not far enough to see if there is a golden ticket.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 18, 2022 02:47 PM (RFKzk)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 18, 2022 02:47 PM (8kMmX)
Posted by: desertgardens at August 18, 2022 02:47 PM (9pPng)
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2022 02:35 PM (CXr4y)
I was pitching a remote music course to a guy I know who teaches drumming, via Rumble videos and using the payment and commenting channel via Locals. He didn't want the hassle and he had a decent number of students, but it is a good model.
I have pitched it as a remote learning platform too.
Locals has a good subscription model, and you can set it so some videos are available to anyone who registers, and some are private to paying subscription members, and commenting and viewing comments is restricted to paying members.
I believe that Rumble videos can be set private to be seen only through the Locals platform
If you think an online news model is doable, I encourage you to take a shot at it.
Please don't hire Tater to strip during it though.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 02:47 PM (xhaym)
I'm quite heartened by this. It would be nice if Warner Bros. pig out great movies and CNN reported straight news etc etc.
Unfortunately, the people in charge of Discovery play to the absolute lowest common denominator. The gutting of these companies is amazing to behold, but I have low expectations for what they become.
Pretty sure it can get much worse.
Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2022 02:47 PM (8qbqb)
Hopefully, never.
We need a good reminder of what a Harvard education looks and sounds like.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 18, 2022 02:47 PM (bM7vb)
I'm looking forward graduating this year so I can get to kicking the NRA's ass full time. I'm more prepared than ever after the past 4 years of studying the history of American Conservatism, social movements, & behavioral economics. All while getting the right work life balance.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:46 PM (ptqGC)
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So, he never did his homework and his teachers all gave him good grades because of his status as protected leftist celebrity.
Got it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:47 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: lizzy at August 18, 2022 02:48 PM (ZLa1d)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 02:48 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2022 02:48 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 18, 2022 02:48 PM (Ynyl9)
From the book, "Things No One Said When CNN Dumped The Thumb and His Execrable Show"
Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2022 02:48 PM (AMIL/)
@davidhogg111
I'm looking forward graduating this year so I can get to kicking the NRA's ass full time. I'm more prepared than ever after the past 4 years of studying the history of American Conservatism, social movements, & behavioral economics. All while getting the right work life balance.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:46 PM (ptqGC)
That Studies degree will make him formidable.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2022 02:48 PM (Q+K8B)
Tell me Olbermann, Toobin, and Tater wouldn't be ratings gold...somewhere.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2022 02:48 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Gloryhole Workers Local #69 at August 18, 2022 02:48 PM (Ti+Tv)
I think they want more subtle bias, not a straight reporting.
Posted by: sven at August 18, 2022 02:48 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 18, 2022 01:47 PM (OrVGM)
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ISWYDT. Well-played, BC ...
Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 18, 2022 02:48 PM (hFc+x)
Got it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:47 PM (LvTSG)
The work/life balance is the key thing. dude is lazy, he may stick his nose in but he's not a player.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2022 02:49 PM (eoQWY)
I think that's the best we can hope for from CNN, but that would be a huge upgrade from what it is now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 02:49 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 18, 2022 02:49 PM (s+pfm)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 18, 2022 02:49 PM (OalnH)
Tom Elliott @tomselliott
Now where will CNN viewers go to watch Fox News?
Posted by: abbynormal at August 18, 2022 02:50 PM (HqiO1)
I much prefer Suspiria. Inferno is also better. Phenomenon is...eh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
Inferno?
It's the Prometheus of Argento movies.
It's Part 2 of the "3 Mothers Trilogy" with "Suspira being Part One. And makes close to zero sense. Some neat scenes.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2022 02:50 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:46 PM
Does behavioral economics translate into his pillow company?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2022 02:50 PM (a3Q+t)
That makes Jake the Snake more not less dangerous than Tater.
I had extensive DM contact with the slithering one during Benghazi, and laid out in concert with Richard Grenell that Urkle was lying his ass off or delinquent on security.....
Jake took in the info, acknowledged its veracity and never reported any of it.
Posted by: sven at August 18, 2022 02:51 PM (Lzpvj)
Honey, it's been one of those days. Bring the strap on, the big one.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 18, 2022 02:51 PM (s+pfm)
Posted by: Tater Stelter at August 18, 2022 02:51 PM (BgMrQ)
*gets excited, waits for phone to ring*
Posted by: Erik Erikson at August 18, 2022 02:33 PM (FHFTy)
Possible tread winner.
i'm guessing the treads involved are crocs.
Posted by: kulak anachronda at August 18, 2022 02:51 PM (oY6Yp)
I'm looking forward graduating this year so I can get to kicking the NRA's ass full time. I'm more prepared than ever after the past 4 years of studying the history of American Conservatism, social movements, & behavioral economics. All while getting the right work life balance.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:46 PM (ptqGC)
________________________
Oh such an impressive degree! Now fetch me a large latte . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 18, 2022 02:51 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2022 02:51 PM (gktX6)
He'll be hawing a Patreon, YouTube, and Substack branding cluster before midterms, unless his buyout
keeps him on the sidelines until 2023.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 18, 2022 02:51 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2022 02:51 PM (RH1Zb)
She laughed.
Though, the gal was attaching the EKG stuff, I got a bit nervous her eyelashes might get tangled up in my eyebrows.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 18, 2022 02:45 PM (5pTK/)
I'll bite, how long were her lashes? Why were they within inches of your eyebrows?
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 18, 2022 02:51 PM (wRauk)
>>I want to see an actual inventory of what they took.
We are never, ever going to be allowed to see the fully un-redacted documents for any of the bullshit from the last 7 years of bullshit.
The truth may come out but we will be told about it and not actually allowed to see it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2022 02:51 PM (9XX1p)
Posted by: CA Token at August 18, 2022 02:52 PM (tRvXS)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 18, 2022 02:52 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Roy at August 18, 2022 02:52 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 18, 2022 02:52 PM (3Or4S)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2022 02:50 PM (a3Q+t)
I am betting he learned a lot about the exchange of currency in regards to pillow mastication during his time in college.
So, sure.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 18, 2022 02:52 PM (dNqv+)
Tell me Olbermann, Toobin, and Tater wouldn't be ratings gold...somewhere.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:48 PM (ptqGC)
Shark Tank but with Tater. Tater tank. Chuy already suggested this though.
Posted by: Someguy's at August 18, 2022 02:52 PM (KcSkz)
Tell me Olbermann, Toobin, and Tater wouldn't be ratings gold...somewhere.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:48 PM (ptqGC)
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* Roll credits ... *
* Images of all three jerking-off together in a raging bathtub of fermenting potato mash *
Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 18, 2022 02:52 PM (hFc+x)
Posted by: Paco at August 18, 2022
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"A short, stocky, slow-witted bald man. . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 18, 2022 02:52 PM (J2vNu)
Inferno has some really pretty scenes, but is a mess and OH MY GOD the ending is terrible. I mean, I laughed. it's kind of hilarious.
what is the third one of the three mothers again? derp I can't remember
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 18, 2022 02:53 PM (w0NJk)
In college I used the time between afternoon all-you-can-drink beer for a dollar hour at the Frosty Mug and the evening all-you-can-drink beer for a dollar hour at the Chucker to get my studies in, if I didn't get high.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2022 02:53 PM (Q+K8B)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 18, 2022 02:51 PM (wRauk)
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It's more a combination of the crazy eyebrow 29 year old look and the incredible length of her glued on lashes.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 18, 2022 02:53 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2022 02:53 PM (ptqGC)
Alysin Camerota
Jim Acosta
Don lemon
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Jim Acosta Don Lemon
Alysin Camerota is a real woman unlike the two fakers.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 18, 2022 02:53 PM (07iSR)
Posted by: Beartooth at August 18, 2022 02:41 PM (MujTL)
Mmm. Deep Fried Lefse.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 02:53 PM (xhaym)
Stelter gone? Who's going to man the CNN Gloryhole on the 3rd floor mens restroom?
Posted by: Jake Tapper at August 18, 2022 02:54 PM (+oR7L)
It's Part 2 of the "3 Mothers Trilogy" with "Suspira being Part One. And makes close to zero sense. Some neat scenes.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2022 02:50 PM (5NkmN)
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Argento is not really a very good filmmaker. He's best when he just suffuses his audience in dream logic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: lizzy at August 18, 2022 02:54 PM (ZLa1d)
The GOP just borrowed a Soviet skill and disappeared Liz Cheney writes @Philip_Elliott for The D.C. Brief
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Just like Stalin!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 18, 2022 02:54 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: NLurker at August 18, 2022 02:54 PM (eGTCV)
Well, if they ever have a remake of Love Boat, Stelter has a shoe in as Captain Steubing.
Posted by: portlandon at August 18, 2022 02:55 PM (+oR7L)
Stelter gone? Who's going to man the CNN Gloryhole on the 3rd floor mens restroom?
Posted by: Jake Tapper at August 18, 2022 02:54 PM (+oR7L)
*Gives Jake the stink eye, then the "call me" sign*
Posted by: Don LeMon at August 18, 2022 02:55 PM (PiwSw)
I'm a collector you know...
Posted by: Tater Stelter at August 18, 2022 02:51 PM (BgMrQ)
It's hideous, yet I can't look away.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 18, 2022 02:55 PM (Q+K8B)
his regular tweets in awe and shock discovering things anyone his age learned years before are a source of amusement and despair mixed equally
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 02:55 PM (Ivdso)
what is the third one of the three mothers again? derp I can't remember
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 18, 2022 02:53 PM (w0NJk)
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Mother of Tears
It's horrible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: DaisyB at August 18, 2022 02:55 PM (AbL8c)
The GOP just borrowed a Soviet skill and disappeared Liz Cheney writes @Philip_Elliott for The D.C. Brief
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Just like Stalin!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 18, 2022 02:54 PM (FVME7)
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Voting out incumbents = Erasing people from history
-Smart person
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 18, 2022 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
Anyway, eating a sweet potato for lunch because I don’t eat white potatoes, in memoriam. Bake it, scoop it, add just a smidge of Amish butter, a heavy sprinkle of Paul Prudhomme’s six spice and some flaked salt—- chef kiss!
Posted by: Piper at August 18, 2022 02:55 PM (upvoU)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at August 18, 2022 02:55 PM (jCyfC)
The GOP just borrowed a Soviet skill and disappeared Liz Cheney writes @Philip_Elliott for The D.C. Brief
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Just like Stalin!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 18, 2022 02:54 PM (FVME7)
How? She is still showing up in all these videos comparing herself to Lincoln.
Just like Beria.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 18, 2022 02:56 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: NLurker at August 18, 2022 02:54 PM (eGTCV)
he'll still have that giant baby head, not even a cute one like Nikita Khrushchev.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2022 02:56 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Infidel at August 18, 2022 02:56 PM (QgnTJ)
So, I am assuming today will be another day you, Ace, are not posting my 1,000 word homage to.....The Greatness.....That Is......Zach Greinke.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 18, 2022 02:56 PM (C/pZy)
Posted by: four seasons at August 18, 2022 02:56 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 18, 2022 01:54 PM (m7R0k)
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What does Liz Cheney's underwear smell like?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Allahpundit's Nose at August 18, 2022 02:56 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Peaches at August 18, 2022 02:56 PM (14URa)
He could be the designated cuck boy who has to say "high fry-ve".
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at August 18, 2022 02:55 PM (jCyfC)
The girl in those ads is not too bad.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 18, 2022 02:57 PM (906pl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at August 18, 2022 02:57 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 18, 2022 02:57 PM (Ynyl9)
Then I'd never have to hear about this dumbass kid, David Hogg, ever again.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 18, 2022 02:57 PM (/hCMk)
Posted by: portlandon at August 18, 2022 02:55 PM (+oR7L)
Hey, that's harsh on Steubing. Murray deserves better.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2022 02:57 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: steevy at August 18, 2022 02:57 PM (NMHe5)
Posted by: lizzy at August 18, 2022 02:57 PM (ZLa1d)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at August 18, 2022 02:57 PM (R5lpX)
It's more a combination of the crazy eyebrow 29 year old look and the incredible length of her glued on lashes.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 18, 2022 02:53 PM (5pTK/)
Got it. I used to work for a cardiologist and I've done EKGs and I don't recall being that close to a PTs face.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 18, 2022 02:57 PM (wRauk)
Just joy!
https://tinyurl.com/2zb92xhy
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sings the Songs of its People! at August 18, 2022 02:58 PM (4jcOd)
Posted by: Piper at August 18, 2022 02:55 PM (upvoU)
that's racist!
Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2022 02:58 PM (eoQWY)
what is the third one of the three mothers again? derp I can't remember
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 18, 2022 02:53 PM (w0NJk)
"Mother of Tears" it's okay. Not great.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2022 02:58 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 18, 2022 02:58 PM (4eN6q)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2022 02:58 PM (Ivdso)
>>Maggot magistrate allowing "partial" unsealing of Trump's documents.
Not quite sure how you partially unseal an affidavit but it looks like we are going to find out.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 18, 2022 02:58 PM (9XX1p)
Where did the kid (forgot his name. Sorry) who was at the March for Life and got a settlement because the network slandered him for being racist end up going to college or he got so much money he didn't need to?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2022 02:59 PM (wvo9L)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 18, 2022 03:00 PM (4eN6q)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2022 03:00 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2022
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I'd watch something called Reliable Sorcerers in a second! The last thing you want when you're doing a big resurrection or transformation spell is somebody who flakes out at the last minute!
Posted by: Willow Rosenberg at August 18, 2022 03:01 PM (J2vNu)
She laughed.
Though, the gal was attaching the EKG stuff, I got a bit nervous her eyelashes might get tangled up in my eyebrows.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 18, 2022 02:45 PM (5pTK/)
; )
Posted by: m at August 18, 2022 03:03 PM (RtN13)
Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2022
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I'd watch something called Reliable Sorcerers in a second! The last thing you want when you're doing a big resurrection or transformation spell is somebody who flakes out at the last minute!
Posted by: Willow Rosenberg at August 18, 2022 03:01 PM (J2vNu)
The original title of Tater's show was "Reliable Sauces".
It featured Tater getting various sauces and gravies poured all over him while he danced in a Speedo.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2022 03:05 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 18, 2022 03:06 PM (0ga9q)
It featured Tater getting various sauces and gravies poured all over him while he danced in a Speedo.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2022
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Fortunately, sanity prevailed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 18, 2022 03:07 PM (J2vNu)
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Posted by: Mildly Retarded Lurker at August 18, 2022 03:22 PM (+nxIh)
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