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Liz Cheney "feels bigger" than "small" Wyoming, a political ally says.

Well yes but a gentleman tries to avoid disparaging a woman's figure.

Foreshadowing a larger, national career for Rep. Liz Cheney ahead of her widely predicted primary defeat on Tuesday, a Cheney ally says the Wyoming Republican running to hold on to her House seat "feels bigger" than the "small" Wyoming election.

"What's remarkable is that in the face of almost certain defeat she's never once wavered," Republican Accountability Project Executive Director Sarah Longwell told RealClearPolitics.

Of course not. Wavering takes energy. Wavering would practically be Cross-Fit to Liz.

She just does not move. And that's not out of principle, that's just out of basic caloric necessity.

"We've been watching a national American figure be forged. "

Forged in Big Mac sauce.

"It's funny how small the election feels -- the Wyoming election -- because she feels bigger than it now."

Mee-ouch. I didn't want to say so myself, but... yeah, maybe not bigger than Wyoming, but she's almost bigger than Rhode Island.

Sarah Longwell is a great big hefty gal herself so she's a real authority on this. (I think all members of Bill Kristol's grifter groups are required to have BMI's north of 35.)

Meanwhile, the Noted Conservative Liz Cheney is calling on Democrats, such as Bill Kristol, Sarah Longwell, Steve Hayes, Jonah Goldberg, AllahPundit et. al to lie and pretend to be Republicans to vote for her.

Wyoming voters will go to the polls Tuesday to vote in the state's primary elections, and Republican congresswoman Rep. Liz Cheney is looking to an unusual source for support in her GOP race: Democrats.
While only members of a given party are allowed to vote in that party's primary in Wyoming, the state does allow for same-day voter registration. This means that people can switch parties the same day they vote, so those who had been Democrats can become Republicans just to vote for Cheney in the primary, where her main challenger is Harriet Hageman.
"When Liz Cheney's only hope is to appeal to Democrats to raid a Republican primary, you know she has gone all the way over to Nancy Pelosi's side," Hageman's campaign manager Carly Miller told Wyoming Public Media. "Wyoming is fed up with Cheney, and it's too late for any election shenanigans to save her."

She's calling upon tens of thousands of people to lie en masse because she has so much Honor and Integrity and Principle.

Speaking of people with Honor and Integrity and Principle and Pre-Diabetes, Larry Hogan is still running his c*cksucker. He's running an ad about "lawlessness," which the left is taking as a c*cksuckerish passive-aggressive attack on Republicans who object to the Gestapo FBI.

Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan, who has been toying with a possible White House bid, is jumping into the Republican divide on law enforcement with a new digital ad touting his proposal to crack down on crime and "lawlessness."
The spot opens with a hard-edged stance on crime and law enforcement, showing clips of progressive "Squad" members Reps. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, D-N.Y., and Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., and promising to "reverse the tide of rising crime and disrespect to our law enforcement." His appeal is akin to calls made by Trump and other Republicans in the wake of the George Floyd murder and ensuing racial justice protests two years ago.
But the FBI search last week of Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort and resulting revelations that Trump held onto highly sensitive intelligence, possibly even regarding nuclear weapons, and was being investigated by the Justice Department for potential violations of the Espionage Act and other possible crimes -- spurred Trump and many of the far-right supporters of the former president to lambast the FBI and federal law enforcement repeatedly.
Online extremism experts have noted a severe uptick in violent threats against law enforcement since Trump and his supporters targeted them. An armed Ohio man who was reportedly at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6 tried to breach an FBI field office in Cincinnati last week and was later shot dead following a standoff. The FBI arrested a Pennsylvania man Friday after he allegedly stated he wanted to kill FBI agents and "water the trees of liberty with (their) blood."
Hogan doesn't address federal law enforcement threats, nor does he go to bat explicitly for federal law enforcement in the spot, but in an interview over the weekend on ABC's "This Week" he called the threats "absurd."

The Atlantic magazine makes the case that terrorist groups that firebomb pregnancy counseling centers are okay-- and that the "right-wing" is wrong to make "boogeymen" out of them -- but that the rosary is now an "extremist" symbol.

Via Twitchy. Steven Miller, @redsteeze, isn't having the left's lectures about "incendiary rhetoric" any longer, considering the left is defending a terrorist group that is throwing actual, literal incendiaries through the windows of pro-life counseling centers.

They're against incendiary rhetoric, but in favor of incendiary devices.

I'm not sure how Steven Hayes got into this, but Miller is castigating him for tone-policing conservatives while his fellow Democrats defend abortion terrorists who firebomb pro-life counseling centers:

Sorry guys, you don't get to lecture about why you quit Fox News over dangerous opinions and then go contribute to an outlet that declares the rosary a hate symbol and also actually why are you so mad about fire bombing pregnancy centers?
An NBC MTP contributor suggested executing a former president and you didn't walk out out over it.
Here is the Atlantic calling the rosary a hate symbol and fire bombing pregnancy clinics just great, do you guys see your f*cking problem yet? Do you get it?
It's fine if you left Fox over this kind of stuff. But now you've swallowed your tongue over colleagues like Bechloss and Joy Reid or Andrea Mitchell. **This** is how you lost the party, This <-----

Also at Twitchy, the Washington Post lectures Republicans that it's dangerous to call the FBI fascist or Hitlerian -- but Jeff Charles' thread shows that the Washington Post has called the GOP and Trump "fascist" or Hitlerian with Tourettes-like compulsion since 2015.

I'm sorry, I just will not hear these "denounce your own rhetoric" complaints any longer, while the left absolutely refuses to denounce antifa or Ruth Sent Us and even goes so far as to defend Jane's Revenge.

You cannot defend leftwing terrorist groups and pretend away responsibility for Softball Assassin James Hodgkinson III and then tell Republicans that we have to mind our rhetoric.

Corporate cvck Asa Hutchinson: FBI 'simply carrying out their responsibilities' with Mar-a-Lago search

Prepare for a shock: Dan Crenshaw sided with the Deep State and Establishment, too.

I know you're all gutted by the utterly predictable ongoing and relentless betrayals by Deep State Lackey Eyepatch McCain.

At TikTok, a trans dude is upset that he didn't make the cut for Alabama sorority rush. He was a standout in several categories -- school spirit, sisterhood, community service, cheer -- but I think the one area where he could use improvement is "Not Having a Cock."

This was me in college. They called me "Silk" because I was so smooth with the ladies.

Today’s children are 30% less aerobically fit than their parents were at their age, a new study found.

The study points to climate change and rising temperatures adversely affecting childhood obesity, as children spend less time exercising outdoors. pic.twitter.com/26WehoLK9I
— CBS Mornings (@CBSMornings) August 13, 2022

Los Angeles: Transient sucker punches elderly customer eating lunch alone at a cafe in Hollywood, steals his wallet and phone. Hero steps up and takes the thief down. pic.twitter.com/XLahDC1Qcx
— Carrie ❤️ Farming 👩‍🌾 (@FarmGirlCarrie) August 14, 2022

Oh, Los Angeles did not provide enough signatures to force a recall election of Soros DA George Gascon so the psychopathic Gotham City dystopian violence you see above is going to continue.

Wait for it. pic.twitter.com/ByzywA0LVP
— Trey Radel (@treyradel) August 15, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 05:11 PM

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 05:11 PM (LvTSG)

2 I hope the Cheney sign isn't just a photoshop.

Posted by: spindrift at August 16, 2022 05:12 PM (h5TKJ)

3 "It's funny how small the election feels -- the Wyoming election -- because she feels bigger than it now."

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"Liz Cheney can't win a small House race in a small state. That's a recipe for greater success on the national stage."
-Political consultants looking for fresh meat

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 05:12 PM (LvTSG)

4 Wow; She really loves and respects the voters of her sometimes state. doesn't she? /s. She didn't even know that Montana was the "Big Sky" state?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2022 05:13 PM (wvo9L)

5 We all herd today that Trump had the codes to luanch Nuclar Weapons in his horse. Trump is out of control and will destroy the world if we lets him. We calls on Presdent Bidum too dew something about this now !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 16, 2022 05:13 PM (PYJJG)

6 Miss Piggy: I am not big. It is my constituency that got small.

Posted by: flounder at August 16, 2022 05:14 PM (yHsuS)

7 3 "It's funny how small the election feels -- the Wyoming election -- because she feels bigger than it now."

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"Liz Cheney can't win a small House race in a small state. That's a recipe for greater success on the national stage."
-Political consultants looking for fresh meat
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 05:12 PM (LvTSG)

Kamala is super close to the Presidency after all.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 16, 2022 05:14 PM (b2nrj)

8 >>>yeah, maybe not bigger than Wyoming, but she's almost bigger than Rhode Island.
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Heck, just about everything's bigger than Rhode Island.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 16, 2022 05:14 PM (3ImbR)

9 Los Angeles: Transient sucker punches elderly customer eating lunch alone at a cafe in Hollywood, steals his wallet and phone. Hero steps up and takes the thief down.

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But LA can't bring him to justice because their DA is not going to go before voters.

Fuck it. I so don't care.

LA can burn. Let's build a wall around it first, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 05:15 PM (LvTSG)

10 8 >>>yeah, maybe not bigger than Wyoming, but she's almost bigger than Rhode Island.
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Heck, just about everything's bigger than Rhode Island.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 16, 2022 05:14 PM (3ImbR)

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I'm telling you people...RHODE ISLAND DOES NOT EXIST!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 05:15 PM (LvTSG)

11 >>>Forged in Big Mac sauce.

lofl

Posted by: flounder at August 16, 2022 05:15 PM (yHsuS)

12 Hey One-Eyed McCain, eat my ass.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 16, 2022 05:16 PM (m7R0k)

13 The response from any Republican, especially to the cocksuckers like Eyepatch McCain, should be:

"The Republican Party stands for law and order, and the biggest threat to law and order will always be public corruption. The FBI has demonstrated that it is an irredeemably corrupt institution, and therefore needs to be disbanded if we hope to have any trust in restoring the confidence of the American people in law enforcement."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 16, 2022 05:17 PM (wmDcS)

14 TJM, thanks for reminding me, I meant to add that

Posted by: Chuy at August 16, 2022 05:17 PM (B3oWe)

15 Hasn't Lizard made it clear she hates the people of Montana?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 16, 2022 05:18 PM (VdGjU)

16 Liz Cheney can move fast. Just put her and Ana Navarro side-by-side about 40 yards from the nearest AYCE buffet table. It'll be like the NFL Combine.

Posted by: Roy at August 16, 2022 05:18 PM (Ti+Tv)

17 I like the "Vote the R" ad, but let's face it, half of Rs if not more are very happy to help us along this great transition to a neo-feudal society. They know they will not be the serfs, crammed into housing projects and forced into public transportation.

Posted by: Mookie at August 16, 2022 05:19 PM (u+Y3T)

18 14 TJM, thanks for reminding me, I meant to add that
Posted by: Chuy at August 16, 2022 05:17 PM (B3oWe)

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This is obviously about Rhode Island not existing, not Gascon beating the recall process.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 05:19 PM (LvTSG)

19 16 Liz Cheney can move fast. Just put her and Ana Navarro side-by-side about 40 yards from the nearest AYCE buffet table. It'll be like the NFL Combine.
Posted by: Roy a

Sum wrestlers can move fast in short bursts.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 16, 2022 05:19 PM (m7R0k)

20 Holy cow. Kinzinger is such a pathetic mean girl.

Posted by: flounder at August 16, 2022 05:19 PM (yHsuS)

21 Sumo

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 16, 2022 05:20 PM (m7R0k)

22 If the votere of Montana kick Lizard in the ass they'll lose a shoe.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 16, 2022 05:20 PM (VdGjU)

23 Also at Twitchy, the Washington Post lectures Republicans that it's dangerous to call the FBI fascist or Hitlerian -- but Jeff Charles' thread shows that the Washington Post has called the GOP and Trump "fascist" or Hitlerian with Tourettes-like compulsion since 2015.
________

2015? In my own personal experience it goes back to 1963.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 16, 2022 05:20 PM (TgBWG)

24 Those last two are worth the door charge. lmao.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 16, 2022 05:20 PM (e+yf1)

25 "It's funny how small the election feels -- the Wyoming election -- because she feels bigger than it now."

Elitist mindset. Delusions of grandeur. Insulting the people she's used to enrich herself and raise her profile.

Liz is the Meghan Markle of Wyoming.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 16, 2022 05:20 PM (X+DXM)

26 It's nice to know we've got even more extremist symbols than we thought, though.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 16, 2022 05:20 PM (TgBWG)

27 23 2015? In my own personal experience it goes back to 1963.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 16, 2022 05:20 PM (TgBWG)

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They were accusing Dewey of having sympathies to Hitler back in 48, weren't they?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 05:20 PM (LvTSG)

28 Los Angeles: Transient sucker punches elderly customer eating lunch alone at a cafe in Hollywood, steals his wallet and phone. Hero steps up and takes the thief down.
___

Love it.

I found myself yelling, "EAT IT! EAT THE ASPHALT!"
as herodude ground the little prick's face into the road.

Also love his wife/daughter/friend helps him out.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 16, 2022 05:21 PM (wUiVU)

29 2 I hope the Cheney sign isn't just a photoshop.
Posted by: spindrift

Nope, that really is Liz Cheney.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 16, 2022 05:21 PM (e+yf1)

30 At TikTok, a trans dude is upset that he didn't make the cut for Alabama sorority rush. He was a standout in several categories -- school spirit, sisterhood, community service, cheer -- but I think the one area where he could use improvement is "Not Having a Cock."

I read this in Norm MacDonald's voice.

Posted by: spindrift at August 16, 2022 05:22 PM (h5TKJ)

31 >>> 28 Los Angeles: Transient sucker punches elderly customer eating lunch alone at a cafe in Hollywood, steals his wallet and phone. Hero steps up and takes the thief down.
___

Love it.

I found myself yelling, "EAT IT! EAT THE ASPHALT!"
as herodude ground the little prick's face into the road.

Also love his wife/daughter/friend helps him out.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 16, 2022 05:21 PM (wUiVU)

LOL. She picked up the old guy's wallet and cash that had spilled out.... then got a couple kicks in on the thief.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2022 05:22 PM (llON8)

32

Husband and I live in Wyoming part of the year. What we've been hearing is how much people hate Cheney. I pray they show up to vote her out.

Posted by: four seasons at August 16, 2022 05:22 PM (PisyI)

33 Kids are fat.

Must be climate change.

Goes back to spending 17 hours a day staring at a screen.

Posted by: brak at August 16, 2022 05:23 PM (lO5WT)

34 If Liz and Murkowski lose big you'll feel a disturbance in the bon bon force initiated by MegaMac.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 16, 2022 05:23 PM (m7R0k)

35 I read this in Norm MacDonald's voice.
Posted by: spindrift at August 16, 2022 05:22 PM (h5TKJ)

Same.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 16, 2022 05:23 PM (wmDcS)

36 OK, So Biden signed the Anti-Inflation bill today. So why is inflation still 9% ????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 16, 2022 05:23 PM (B/7uq)

37 "Today’s children are 30% less aerobically fit than their parents were at their age, a new study found."

Oh, and lockdowns has nothing to do with it? The wussification/elimination of PE class has nothing to do with it? Participation trophies have nothing to do with it? Give me a freaking break.

Posted by: Mookie at August 16, 2022 05:23 PM (u+Y3T)

38 33 Kids are fat.

Must be climate change.

Goes back to spending 17 hours a day staring at a screen.
Posted by: brak at August 16, 2022 05:23 PM (lO5WT)

There was also that period of locking everybody inside for a year.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 16, 2022 05:23 PM (b2nrj)

39 >>yeah, maybe not bigger than Wyoming, but she's almost bigger than Rhode Island.

Keep it, Jesus.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2022 05:24 PM (ZLI7S)

40 Moar math! Story problem, to boot. Professor Chuy isn't the easy A we were promised!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2022 05:24 PM (a3Q+t)

41 Fuck these people. Laugh at and mock them

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2022 05:25 PM (EYMuX)

42 Kids are fat.

Must be climate change.

Goes back to spending 17 hours a day staring at a screen.
Posted by: brak
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Funny, my g-babies are fit.

And they're always outside 'in the climate', since they have no TV, puters, or devices.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 16, 2022 05:25 PM (wUiVU)

43 >>>Prepare for a shock: Dan Crenshaw sided with the Deep State and Establishment, too.

In his defense, blatant tyranny is in his blindspot.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 16, 2022 05:25 PM (yHsuS)

44 @9 But LA can't bring him to justice because their DA is not going to go before voters.

Fuck it. I so don't care.

LA can burn. Let's build a wall around it first, thou

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Over a quarter of the signatures were declared ineligible. That's either some massive well-poisoning, or overly aggressive "verification".

Or both, of course.

Yesterday I read that the committee that reviews the signatures might actually have violated the law due to their strictness, and the group that sponsored the recall is going to look more closely at how the process was performed (aka - prep work before they file the lawsuit).

Posted by: junior at August 16, 2022 05:25 PM (CezD1)

45 Here's a good one, Ace:

Andrew Sullivan
@sullydish

I wonder how many people who oppose child sex changes also oppose circumcision. Similar principle of the bodily integrity of children, especially their sex organs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2022 05:25 PM (ptqGC)

46 17 I like the "Vote the R" ad, but let's face it, half of Rs if not more are very happy to help us along this great transition to a neo-feudal society. They know they will not be the serfs, crammed into housing projects and forced into public transportation.

Posted by: Mookie at August 16, 2022 05:19 PM (u+Y3T)
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I don't know about that. Some may have some 'secure' hideyhole but not most of them. Unless they want to be hermits with their families, they have to come out sometime .....

Posted by: Ciampino - we can have elephant memories at August 16, 2022 05:25 PM (qfLjt)

47 So did the bum die?

Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 16, 2022 05:25 PM (5lbKt)

48 Liz Warren is fat and ugly. That's what we're saying.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 16, 2022 05:25 PM (V6f9+)

49 Seeing that guy take out the thief with some judo moves and quick kicks to the face and gut was beautiful.

Welcome Vigilante Justice 2022.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 16, 2022 05:26 PM (haWye)

50 I know I miss stuff by walling off all pop culture and 96% of "news", but boy this is a big one. There was a "revelation" that Trump "highly sensitive intelligence" in his possession? Missed that.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 16, 2022 05:26 PM (OTzUX)

51 45 Here's a good one, Ace:

Andrew Sullivan
@sullydish

I wonder how many people who oppose child sex changes also oppose circumcision. Similar principle of the bodily integrity of children, especially their sex organs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2022 05:25 PM (ptqGC)

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Andy Sullivan is confirmed for female genital mutilation. I mean...that's how I read it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 05:26 PM (LvTSG)

52 You're still smoove wit da bitchez, Ace.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 16, 2022 05:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

53 it's weird, there was this guy who said the smartest way for trump to fight 2020 voter fraud was to disqual the ballots that were, you know, unsigned or photocopies or "didn't exist".

Not good enough for the GOP but leave it to the Soros Fascii to do it openly and corruptly to just whittle down the numebr of recall votes.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 16, 2022 05:27 PM (OuH7W)

54 I found myself yelling, "EAT IT! EAT THE ASPHALT!"
as herodude ground the little prick's face into the road.

Herodude should have made sure that asshole was taken away minus all of his teeth.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 16, 2022 05:27 PM (AW0uW)

55 >>Over a quarter of the signatures were declared ineligible. That's either some massive well-poisoning, or overly aggressive "verification".

So signature checking isn't racist any longer?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2022 05:27 PM (ZLI7S)

56 In today's installment of "Western Civilization has peaked", we have the R&B song "Let me smell yo dick", about a young lady who suspects her man has been unfaithful after he slipped out to a strip club in the middle of the night.
https://youtu.be/xf-QTw615b4

Posted by: Moron Art Critic at August 16, 2022 05:27 PM (atBm9)

57 Is the FBI surprised by the number of people who think they're corrupt?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 16, 2022 05:27 PM (VdGjU)

58 Liz Cheney is reminding me of that IHOP breakfast: two moons over my hammy.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 16, 2022 05:27 PM (qfVDK)

59 dang, that girl is ride or die like Lana Del Ray. Sweet tender roney who will help gut kick your local transient

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 16, 2022 05:27 PM (OuH7W)

60 It's *all* professional, focus-grouped, Captial-P Persuasion.

The idea that losing a statewide election is a "springboard" to national office is stupidity to keep whatever supposed influence she has afloat. She's "too big" to win an election.

It's the kind of insulting lie story that could only have been concocted by the same team of "experts" responsible for all the other bullshit we get fed each day. The truth is she's a fucking loser with an Establishment stain the size of Lake Huron on her. And she stinks of weak shit.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2022 05:28 PM (dscaa)

61 Andrew Sullivan
@sullydish
I wonder how many people who oppose child sex changes also oppose circumcision. Similar principle of the bodily integrity of children, especially their sex organs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2022 05:25 PM (ptqGC)
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I can't believe that idiot actually posted that.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 16, 2022 05:28 PM (3ImbR)

62 Andrew Sullivan
@sullydish

I wonder how many people who oppose child sex changes also oppose circumcision. Similar principle of the bodily integrity of children, especially their sex organs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Wow, good point Sully. I mean, they're practically identical.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 16, 2022 05:28 PM (e+yf1)

63 California is hopeless. Is there a way to set off the fault line?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 16, 2022 05:28 PM (TgBWG)

64 The FBI has done a great job at catching bank robbers. They have done a good job at catching white collar criminals. They have done us all a great service by setting up standards and practices in testing different calibers and configurations of bullets. They have done us all a great service by generally making law enforcement investigations a more rigorous and scientific process.

Now that all of that is fairly normalized, I think the downsides of the FBI now outweigh the upsides. They are an unaccountable, lawless, goon force with a sordid history and even more sordid present. Their crime lab has had so many scandals, their findings should be challenged in any current court case.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2022 05:29 PM (eyxn4)

65 So did the bum die?

Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 16, 2022 05:25 PM (5lbKt)

Before his death, he was relentless faceground into the pavement.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 16, 2022 05:29 PM (yHsuS)

66 "In today's installment of "Western Civilization has peaked", we have the R&B song"

The Memphis Grizzlies say "hold my beer" by making the violence against women song "Whoop That Trick" their theme song as home basketball games. Nice lesson for the kiddos, folks. The NBA: It's fannnnnn-tastic!!!

Posted by: Mookie at August 16, 2022 05:29 PM (u+Y3T)

67 I wonder how many people who oppose child sex changes also oppose circumcision. Similar principle of the bodily integrity of children, especially their sex organs.

/// the groomers seem to think their perversion is equivalent to our religion.

obviously circumcision is a barbaric jew practice that good christians were tricked into emulating. Not for my kids.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 16, 2022 05:29 PM (OuH7W)

68 Relative to the storied Dopamine Hit that drives Twitchtards to addiction, I do wonder what they gave or offered to Crenshaw over at Davos.

'Cause he's addicted to that shit like Hunter is drawn to whores, nieces and crack. Well, mostly the cracks of whores and nieces, but who's counting?

It would be fascinating to read of what the general SEALs communities' opinions might be as to how their former Team Member comports himself on the American Stage. There are a LOT of "elites" Special Forces, and I don't just mean the most advanced military skills. Whole lot of them don't think commoners like us, oughta be armed as we are, for starters.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 16, 2022 05:29 PM (tkOps)

69 "What's remarkable is that in the face of almost certain defeat she's never once wavered," Republican Accountability Project Executive Director Sarah Longwell told RealClearPolitics.

In fairness, it took two nukes to make Japan see reason.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2022 05:29 PM (guGkK)

70 I wonder how many people who oppose child sex changes also oppose circumcision. Similar principle of the bodily integrity of children, especially their sex organs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Wow, good point Sully. I mean, they're practically identical.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 16, 2022 05:28 PM (e+yf1)

Yeah, Like abortion and miscarriages are the same.. And yes one of these idiots did say that

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2022 05:29 PM (bs+z0)

71 @45: "Here's a good one, Ace."

Sully has two pet issues that he'll never let die: male circumcision and Sarah Palin's fake pregnancy. I guess we'll just have to wait and see if both make a comeback this week.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 16, 2022 05:29 PM (bM7vb)

72 Probably no data to do the comparison, but better one would be today's kids vs. their *grandparents* (or even great-grandparents), at a similar age. Pretty dramatic side/side, I'd bet.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 16, 2022 05:29 PM (OTzUX)

73 *slaps the jukebox again*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 16, 2022 05:30 PM (bM7vb)

74
Cheney confidants say she is angling to run the IRS

Posted by: Bow down before the one you serve at August 16, 2022 05:30 PM (/5llu)

75

Hmm. Well, that's new formatting behavior.

Something changed when I wasn't looking.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 16, 2022 05:30 PM (bM7vb)

76 my guess is Adam has other accts under other names

kinda feel sorry for someone that has sunk this low

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2022 05:30 PM (us2H3)

77 Is Dick Cheney in The Guinness Book of Records for the number of heart attacks?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 16, 2022 05:30 PM (VdGjU)

78 Yeah, Like abortion and miscarriages are the same.. And yes one of these idiots did say that

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2022 05:29 PM (bs+z0)

Yeah, and Tank Abrams is running ads saying Kemp will have women arrested who've had miscarriages. I guess my three will send me to the big house.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2022 05:30 PM (ptqGC)

79 My Rosary has the thing that goes up, a chainsaw attachment as well as a butt-stock.

Good to go.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 16, 2022 05:31 PM (+nW6n)

80 I'm not really a historian, but I play one on TV. I also have a boner for Asa Hutchison and that's none of your business, you pervert.

Posted by: Michael Beschloss at August 16, 2022 05:31 PM (sWM8x)

81 Andrew Sullivan
@sullydish

I wonder how many people who oppose child sex changes also oppose circumcision. Similar principle of the bodily integrity of children, especially their sex organs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Wow, good point Sully. I mean, they're practically identical.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 16, 2022 05:28 PM (e+yf1)
_________________

Not only that, but they cut off the umibilical cord. Have you people at last no decency?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 16, 2022 05:31 PM (YqDXo)

82 California is hopeless. Is there a way to set off the fault line?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 16, 2022 05:28 PM

California before the 1980s was a great place to live. I was stationed briefly at San Diego and Lemoore (Fresno) back then and they were great duty stations, not anymore.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 16, 2022 05:31 PM (bVYXr)

83 27 23 2015? In my own personal experience it goes back to 1963.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 16, 2022 05:20 PM (TgBWG)

========

They were accusing Dewey of having sympathies to Hitler back in 48, weren't they?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 16, 2022 05:20 PM (LvTSG)
_______

I wasn't around yet. But I do remember "the climate of hate".

Posted by: Eeyore at August 16, 2022 05:31 PM (TgBWG)

84 > I wonder how many people who oppose child sex changes also oppose circumcision. Similar principle of the bodily integrity of children, especially their sex organs.

I still remember the first time I discovered there is a vocal, deranged group of people out there who think of circumcision as nearly as bad or equally as bad as FGM.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2022 05:31 PM (eyxn4)

85 it's weird how Biden hasn't appointed a version of the Mueller OSC for his admin yet. Why could this be?

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 16, 2022 05:32 PM (OuH7W)

86 Andi Sullivan is an expert on penises and Sarah Palin's uterus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2022 05:32 PM (ptqGC)

87 So did the bum die?

Lie to me if you must.
--

Before his death, he was relentless faceground into the pavement.
*

Good. I love stories with a happy ending.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 16, 2022 05:32 PM (5lbKt)

88 There are few better ways to definitively identify political enemies who must be routed out of the Republican party than someone concerned about "looking unserious."

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 16, 2022 05:32 PM (Oj91u)

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 16, 2022 05:32 PM (e+yf1)

90 Sullivan has been on the anti-circumcision jihad for decades.

Posted by: blaster at August 16, 2022 05:32 PM (6TxNR)

91 OMG what a hilarious post. Ace is our Shakespeare of barbed insults.

Posted by: Caliban at August 16, 2022 05:33 PM (HgGBT)

92 Now do "bodily autonomy" and the literally-written-down 2nd Amendment.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 16, 2022 05:33 PM (5lbKt)

93 Andrew Sullivan
@sullydish

I wonder how many people who oppose child sex changes also oppose circumcision. Similar principle of the bodily integrity of children, especially their sex organs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
____________

Inference: he likes uncut guys.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 16, 2022 05:33 PM (YqDXo)

94 Cheney confidants say she is angling to run the IRS
Posted by: Bow down before the one you serve

Uh. . . You used the word "run" describing Cheney.

Never. Gonna. Happen.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 16, 2022 05:33 PM (LsEU/)

95 Is liz cheney even in the Sate for the primary and voting for herself?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 16, 2022 05:33 PM (bVYXr)

96 will send me to the big house.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2022 05:30 PM

bluebell will send you one of the special cakes, and you'll be out in a jiffy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2022 05:33 PM (a3Q+t)

97 I wonder how many Republicans are realizing the FBI is going to arrest them too.

They won't know the alligator is upon them until it's up to their knees.

Eyepatch McCain thinks he's safe. What he doesn't get is, he's on deck-- they need a new Liz and he's already tucked up.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2022 05:33 PM (Zf0+a)

98 I still remember the first time I discovered there is a vocal, deranged group of people out there who think of circumcision as nearly as bad or equally as bad as FGM.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2022 05:31 PM (eyxn4)

A friend of mine. Neither of her sons are circumsized...They both had multiple infections over the years

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2022 05:33 PM (bs+z0)

99 Prepare for a shock: Dan Crenshaw sided with the Deep State and Establishment, too.

In his defense, blatant tyranny is in his blindspot.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 16, 2022 05:25 PM (yHsuS)

He has a problem with perspective

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 16, 2022 05:33 PM (V6f9+)

100 note to Mr Sullivan: Jacob was circumcised. He later had 13 children with four wives.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of MSNBC at August 16, 2022 05:33 PM (Ynyl9)

101 Yeah, and Tank Abrams is running ads saying Kemp will have women arrested who've had miscarriages. I guess my three will send me to the big house.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2022

And when will these idiots say the surgical removal of a cancerous tumor is the equivalent of an abortion?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 16, 2022 05:33 PM (VdGjU)

102 37 "Today’s children are 30% less aerobically fit than their parents were at their age, a new study found."

Oh, and lockdowns has nothing to do with it? The wussification/elimination of PE class has nothing to do with it? Participation trophies have nothing to do with it? Give me a freaking break.

Posted by: Mookie at August 16, 2022 05:23 PM (u+Y3T)
_____

No, it was climate change. Well, White Privilege and transphobia helped some.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 16, 2022 05:33 PM (TgBWG)

103 Heck, just about everything's bigger than Rhode Island.
Posted by: IrishEi

We can prove Rhode Island is the largest state in the Union with our logarithm.

Posted by: Climate Scientists at August 16, 2022 05:34 PM (r1z5A)

104 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2022 05:29 PM (guGkK)

LOL

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2022 05:34 PM (dscaa)

105 Has there been a day when Sullivan didn't talk about uncut dicks? It's his obsession.

Posted by: NCKate at August 16, 2022 05:34 PM (2oJif)

106 I think a new type of cheat is happening re the Gascon recall:
Flood the zone with so many obviously fake/bogus ballots that the whole damn thing gets thrown out.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, foggy and 60F at August 16, 2022 05:34 PM (jTmQV)

107 (I think all members of Bill Kristol's grifter groups are required to have BMI's north of 35.)

Kristol is smart enough to see what is happening to cuck Pharisee French's wife and doesn't want the same embarrassment.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 16, 2022 05:34 PM (3hSHB)

108 Climate change and temperatures are affecting child obesity???
AYFKM?
Bwahahahaha!!!!
Oh stop. You guys are killing me.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2022 05:34 PM (anj39)

109 I see Liz Cheney is pulling the "I have too much to offer the world to be tied down in just one relationship right now" card that idiots sometimes say when they don't realize that they aren't nearly as desirable of a partner and that their significant other was the one settling in the relationship.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 16, 2022 05:34 PM (hcjGk)

110 maybe wyoming just shrunk in the wash

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2022 05:34 PM (w0NJk)

111 Adam K is throwing around the chickenhawk insult.

Let me guess he's mad we won't let him vote to start a war with Russia and he doesn't actually know what the insult means?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2022 05:35 PM (ESjRY)

112 It would be fascinating to read of what the general SEALs communities' opinions might be as to how their former Team Member comports himself on the American Stage. There are a LOT of "elites" Special Forces, and I don't just mean the most advanced military skills. Whole lot of them don't think commoners like us, oughta be armed as we are, for starters.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

There are also a ton of stories out there about how "The Teams"/Spec Ops/Etc. have been utterly broken by the last 20 years of yearly combat deployments, which has led to an enormous amount of PTSD, murder, rape, divorce, rape, suicide, drug abuse and general debauchery amongst the members of Our Finest Warriors.

They are indeed Elite of the Elite, but they've been badly used by our politicians with hardly a chance to catch their breath.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 16, 2022 05:35 PM (+nW6n)

113 106 I think a new type of cheat is happening re the Gascon recall:
Flood the zone with so many obviously fake/bogus ballots that the whole damn thing gets thrown out.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, foggy and 60F at August 16, 2022 05:34 PM (jTmQV)

All I can say is LA deserves Him

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2022 05:35 PM (bs+z0)

114 Has there been a day when Sullivan didn't talk about uncut dicks? It's his obsession.

Posted by: NCKate at August 16, 2022 05:34 PM (2oJif)

He jumped the shark comparing circumcision to trans child mutilation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2022 05:35 PM (ptqGC)

115 Dave Reaboi- A Few Good Reasons to Hate Liz Cheney
The appeal of the Bush-era martyr and cuckold complex in politics.

https://tinyurl.com/2whuth4v

Posted by: redridinghood at August 16, 2022 05:35 PM (NpAcC)

116 A friend of mine. Neither of her sons are circumsized...They both had multiple infections over the years
Posted by: It's me donna

And yet, even with the evidence staring her in the face (?!), I'd bet she refuses to make the connection.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 16, 2022 05:35 PM (LsEU/)

117 @93: "Inference: he likes uncut guys."

More like deeply, deeply jealous of uncut guys.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 16, 2022 05:36 PM (bM7vb)

118 @55 So signature checking isn't racist any longer?

----

Amusingly, that's why they might have violated state law. From what I hear, there's a state law that says that signature verification is not supposed to go beyond a certain percentage. But apparently there's released info stating they went well above the legally allowed level.

Posted by: junior at August 16, 2022 05:36 PM (CezD1)

119 I've been semi locked down in my house due to a bad disc in my back due to climate change. Isn't there a check or grant or something I'm owed?

Posted by: Some Rat at August 16, 2022 05:36 PM (r1z5A)

120 F**king Crenshaw.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 16, 2022 05:36 PM (44ww/)

121 I wonder how many people opposed to baked salmon are also opposed to Connect Four.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2022 05:36 PM (dscaa)

122 "Today’s children are 30% less aerobically fit than their parents were at their age, a new study found."

Oh, and lockdowns has nothing to do with it? The wussification/elimination of PE class has nothing to do with it? Participation trophies have nothing to do with it? Give me a freaking break.

Well, that and large screen TVs and video games.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 16, 2022 05:36 PM (3hSHB)

123 Has there been a day when Sullivan didn't talk about uncut dicks? It's his obsession.

Posted by: NCKate

That and "Milky Glutes".

Posted by: Sharkman at August 16, 2022 05:36 PM (+nW6n)

124 Also, Dan Crenshaw. He's always giving me that "come hither" look.

Posted by: Michael Beschloss at August 16, 2022 05:36 PM (sWM8x)

125 Question: Where is the most dangerous place in America ?

Answer: Between Whoopie Goldberg, Jerry Nadler, and Liz Cheney and a Free Buffet .......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 16, 2022 05:37 PM (B/7uq)

126 I don't think getting rid of these GOPe will always be in a straight line

in some places , we will have help the dim defeat the the rino and then defeat the dim later

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2022 05:37 PM (us2H3)

127 "I'm still big. It's the state that got small."

-- Norma Cheney

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2022 05:37 PM (guGkK)

128
There are also a ton of stories out there about how "The Teams"/Spec Ops/Etc. have been utterly broken by the last 20 years of yearly combat deployments, which has led to an enormous amount of PTSD, murder, rape, divorce, rape, suicide, drug abuse and general debauchery amongst the members of Our Finest Warriors.

They are indeed Elite of the Elite, but they've been badly used by our politicians with hardly a chance to catch their breath.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 16, 2022 05:35 PM (+nW6n)

You said rape twice.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 16, 2022 05:37 PM (b2nrj)

129 Cheney / Abrams 2024
A record of success

Posted by: mindful webworker - hunting with Dick at August 16, 2022 05:37 PM (vxA6U)

130 Personally, I think teaching your boys to wash their dicks is preferable to circumcision, but you'd have to be out of your tree to think circumcision is comparable to turning a boy into a girl (or trying to and failing at any rate). Underscores that Sullivan was a always a bad joke. But you know who relentlessly pushed him as a public intellectual back in the day? People like Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 16, 2022 05:37 PM (IhbYA)

131 Has there been a day when Sullivan didn't talk about uncut dicks? It's his obsession.

We are living in the age of specialization.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 16, 2022 05:38 PM (3hSHB)

132 Special Operations have been a disaster for the US, politically and militarily. We'd be better off disbanding them all and reintegrating those personnel back into the main force.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 16, 2022 05:38 PM (wmDcS)

133 You said rape twice.

Well I like rape

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 16, 2022 05:38 PM (ESjRY)

134 Question: Where is the most dangerous place in America ?

Answer: Between Whoopie Goldberg, Jerry Nadler, and Liz Cheney and a Free Buffet

Obama warned us to never get between Big Mike and a taco.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2022 05:38 PM (ptqGC)

135 96 will send me to the big house.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2022 05:30 PM

bluebell will send you one of the special cakes, and you'll be out in a jiffy.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2022 05:33 PM (a3Q+t)
***

I'm sensing a new book opportunity here.
12 ways to survive the Big House.
#6 will surprise you!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2022 05:38 PM (anj39)

136 We are literally on the verge of a national crisis that hasn't been seen in over 100 years.

Posted by: It's Happening at August 16, 2022 05:38 PM (9FBGz)

137 Is Dick Cheney in The Guinness Book of Records for the number of heart attacks?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 16, 2022 05:30 PM (VdGjU)
~~~~~

He should be. He's had bypass surgery, valve replacement, an artificial heart, a pig heart transplant, and finally a human heart transplant.

And I might have forgotten a few things.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 16, 2022 05:38 PM (3ImbR)

138 You said rape twice.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 16, 2022 05:37 PM (b2nrj)

They also stampeded cattle through the Vatican.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 16, 2022 05:38 PM (wmDcS)

139 112 It would be fascinating to read of what the general SEALs communities' opinions might be as to how their former Team Member comports himself on the American Stage. There are a LOT of "elites" Special Forces, and I don't just mean the most advanced military skills. Whole lot of them don't think commoners like us, oughta be armed as we are, for starters.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
------------------------------------

A the very least a big cross section.
When Dan Crenshaw was talking it was one thing but when he was walking it was entirely different.
The new McCain he is.

Posted by: Braenyard. _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 16, 2022 05:39 PM (fsqLk)

140 Amusingly, that's why they might have violated state law. From what I hear, there's a state law that says that signature verification is not supposed to go beyond a certain percentage. But apparently there's released info stating they went well above the legally allowed level.
Posted by: junior at August 16, 2022 05:36 PM (CezD1)

Well they *had* to keep counting until they got the "right" numbers.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 16, 2022 05:39 PM (AiZBA)

141 that whole cleanliness thing is insane. You can wash your dick without cutting off the thingy that feels good when you do stuff with it.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 16, 2022 05:39 PM (OuH7W)

142 What a total shocker that Andy Sullivan spends some amount of time each day thinking about little boys' penises.

Posted by: ballistic at August 16, 2022 05:39 PM (oXNqT)

143 Ok Horde I live in Montana so don't try and give Cheney to us. Wyoming not Montana. We already have Tester we don't need any other useless tools.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 16, 2022 05:39 PM (2NHgQ)

144 Over/under on Bret Baier announcing Lizard Cheney has won?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2022 05:39 PM (ptqGC)

145 Appendectomies, double mastectomies, what's the difference?

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at August 16, 2022 05:39 PM (q7rXv)

146 As a healthy, uncut male with a fully functioning foreskin, all this talk of circumcision is making me nervous.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 16, 2022 05:39 PM (e+yf1)

147 I said we need to get high-capacity assault rosaries, and she replied that rosaries don't kill people, people kill people.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 16, 2022 05:39 PM (TgBWG)

148
I still remember the first time I discovered there is a vocal, deranged group of people out there who think of circumcision as nearly as bad or equally as bad as FGM.
---
The "repair" is even more deranged.

You're going to do what? Hang a bunch of fishing weights to your dong?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2022 05:39 PM (Zf0+a)

149 ..There are also a ton of stories out there about how "The Teams"/Spec Ops/Etc. have been utterly broken by the last 20 years of yearly combat deployments, which has led to an enormous amount of PTSD, murder, rape, divorce, rape, suicide, drug abuse and general debauchery amongst the members of Our Finest Warriors. They are indeed Elite of the Elite, but they've been badly used by our politicians with hardly a chance to catch their breath. Posted by: Sharkman at August 16, 2022 05:35 PM (+nW6n)

"Operational Tempo", and yep, you're exactly correct.

I was talkin' about assholes like Gen. McChrystal, who was both the Genius that designed the Color Revolution mindfuckery, and also infamously told all to "join the army" if we wanted to "play with M-16s". Asshole's asshole. That kind of "elite".

Prayers for the overstretched, overworked and overextended SF front-line warriors. Under Trump, they might've even caught a breather, here n' there. Now? Who knows?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 16, 2022 05:40 PM (tkOps)

150 97 I wonder how many Republicans are realizing the FBI is going to arrest them too.

They won't know the alligator is upon them until it's up to their knees.

Eyepatch McCain thinks he's safe. What he doesn't get is, he's on deck-- they need a new Liz and he's already tucked up.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

WTF? There is a guillotine and a howling, screaming, mob outside my door. WTH?

Posted by: Maximillian Robespierre at August 16, 2022 05:40 PM (sAmhv)

151 90 Sullivan has been on the anti-circumcision jihad for decades.

Posted by: blaster
--------------------------
It is a matter of taste to him.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2022 05:40 PM (CXr4y)

152 I’ll come from a generation of German Jews. My great grandfather ran a speakeasy in New York City. He got to the US before the rest of the family. Then he got a boat man pass and was able to travel. Long story short: these people will always tell you whom they fear. And when they do, listen to them. Best to all

Posted by: Linda Sina at August 16, 2022 05:40 PM (FFoz3)

153 Do I know how to take a vacation, or what?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 16, 2022 05:40 PM (sWM8x)

154 LMAO! That gal trying to kick the guy while wearing sandals. Not very effective but at least she was there to help her man. A for effort. Then she tried stepping on him. Good woman!

Posted by: JROD at August 16, 2022 05:40 PM (0jZnq)

155 The new McCain he is.

Posted by: Braenyard. _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 16, 2022 05:39 PM (fsqLk)

***

Eyepatch McCain

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 16, 2022 05:40 PM (flINI)

156 @23 2015? In my own personal experience it goes back to 1963.

----

IIRC, a Republican Senate candidate was accused of being a Nazi all the way back in 1934. Unfortunately, I can't remember who. But I think his name is mentioned in The Forgotten Man.

Posted by: junior at August 16, 2022 05:40 PM (CezD1)

157 Cheney is saying 'I want to screw everybody in America, not just the people in Wyoming.'

Posted by: Eromero at August 16, 2022 05:40 PM (0OP+5)

158 "It's funny how small the election feels -- the Wyoming election -- because she feels bigger than it now."

Even ol' Rush Limbaugh got it - the Democrats idolize their failures. That they're rallying around Liz is a clue.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at August 16, 2022 05:40 PM (y/HaX)

159 >>Today's children are 30% less aerobically fit than their parents were at their age, a new study found.

When we were kids we would ride our bikes from the Bronx, across the GWB and into NJ to go riding, we would play multi-block man-hunt in the basements and roof tops of the apartment buildings.

Today kids don't even want to drive cars for crying out loud let alone venture outside.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 16, 2022 05:40 PM (0wVCE)

160 I'm sensing a new book opportunity here.
12 ways to survive the Big House.
#6 will surprise you!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

Well #5 almost broke the internet.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 16, 2022 05:40 PM (r1z5A)

161 She just does not move.

She's a rock
or a really big slug
or a ...

Posted by: Braenyard. _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 16, 2022 05:41 PM (fsqLk)

162 I'll help pull off your fingernails to cut down on fingernail infections

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 16, 2022 05:41 PM (OuH7W)

163 Andrew Sullivan
@sullydish

I wonder how many people who oppose child sex changes also oppose circumcision. Similar principle of the bodily integrity of children, especially their sex organs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

So trannies are the new chosen people

Posted by: 7man at August 16, 2022 05:41 PM (qwO6y)

164 Today kids don't even want to drive cars for crying out loud let alone venture outside.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 16, 2022 05:40 PM (0wVCE)

They are hooked to their computer screens

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2022 05:41 PM (bs+z0)

165 Does this election make my ass look fat?

Posted by: Liz Cheney at August 16, 2022 05:42 PM (kiW7y)

166 I don't miss my foreskin. Glad my parents had the foresight (lol) to not leave me with an anteater.

Posted by: ballistic at August 16, 2022 05:42 PM (oXNqT)

167 >>> 127 "I'm still big. It's the state that got small."

-- Norma Cheney
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 16, 2022 05:37 PM (guGkK)

I'm ready for my close-up!

Posted by: Norma Cheney at August 16, 2022 05:42 PM (llON8)

168 Crenshaw is mad Trump because,

once during a booze-filled night of poker at the White House, Crenshaw passed out and they took off his eyepatch and-

played cornhole with his eyehole and M&Ms.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 16, 2022 05:42 PM (5NkmN)

169 154 LMAO! That gal trying to kick the guy while wearing sandals. Not very effective but at least she was there to help her man. A for effort. Then she tried stepping on him. Good woman!
Posted by: JROD

"Honey, I got this. Could you just pick up my cash?"

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 16, 2022 05:42 PM (e+yf1)

170
It's the kind of insulting lie story that could only have been concocted by the same team of "experts" responsible for all the other bullshit we get fed each day. The truth is she's a fucking loser with an Establishment stain the size of Lake Huron on her. And she stinks of weak shit.
Posted by: ... at August 16, 2022 05:28 PM (dscaa)

It makes her a viable candidate in the next democrat prez nomination.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 16, 2022 05:42 PM (Qhnrt)

171 I've been semi locked down in my house due to a bad disc in my back due to climate change. Isn't there a check or grant or something I'm owed?
Posted by: Some Rat at August 16, 2022 05:36 PM (r1z5A)
***
This!
I was playing golf this morning with the men's club ...err...I mean the non-birthing person's club, and I bogied three holes. Absolutely certain this was due to increasing temperatures and global warming.
Where is my grant to study this phenommonon? Phenonmenoon. Phennonomin.
This thing?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2022 05:42 PM (anj39)

172 Waterloo feels like it could really be a launchpad to bigger and better things for me.

Posted by: Napoleon at August 16, 2022 05:43 PM (dscaa)

173 I generally find Twitter spats Mean Girl tease sessions, but that retort from @redsteeze is powerful and on the money. Cheney will grift off all this, probably keeping a low profile and raking in money from the MIC as a nepot war criminal. But Kinzinger? I get absolutely no feel about where he is coming from. None. He's psychopathic, maybe?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 16, 2022 05:43 PM (nMx88)

174 I had my first session with a personal trainer yesterday.

My entire body hurts. Moar pain tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2022 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

175 CBS got the ratio they deserved blaming kids getting fatter on climate change.
The comments gave me hope for humanity.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 16, 2022 05:43 PM (NpAcC)

176 get Cheney, but what about Burr?

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 16, 2022 05:43 PM (OuH7W)

177 There's been entirely too much penis talk around here today.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2022 05:44 PM (ZLI7S)

178 @163

>>So trannies are the new chosen people

GloboHomo has a tranny problem, normies are drawing a line in the sand over tranny madness, they keep pushing the normies and it might take down the GloboHomo.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 16, 2022 05:44 PM (0wVCE)

179 Cheney is saying 'I want to screw everybody in America, not just the people in Wyoming.'
Posted by: Eromero

Cheney has her work cut out. Kamala has a head start on her.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 16, 2022 05:44 PM (q7rXv)

180 153 Do I know how to take a vacation, or what?
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 16, 2022 05:40 PM (sWM8x)
___________

Practice makes perfect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 16, 2022 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

181 "The thing that everyone is talking about today is linked spiritually to the thing I like to talk about every day." ~a thousand chimps typing away at twitter for a thousand years

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 16, 2022 05:44 PM (44ww/)

182 Today kids don't even want to drive cars for crying out loud let alone venture outside.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

Perhaps in the city, but out here in semi suburbia, driving is still essential to the teenage social structure.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 16, 2022 05:44 PM (r1z5A)

183 > that whole cleanliness thing is insane. You can wash your dick without cutting off the thingy that feels good when you do stuff with it.

This opinion is insane. You're indirectly claiming circumcised guys don't have feeling in their penis. This is the weak form version of the "circumcision = FGM" bullshit.

Also, have you ever parented a little boy, or a teenager? You can teach them to be clean all you want, they're still going to be dirty and gross most of the time.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2022 05:45 PM (eyxn4)

184 Cheney has her work cut out. Kamala has a head start on her.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 16, 2022 05:44 PM (q7rXv)
______________

Please don't use "Kamala" and "head" in the same sentence.

Thanks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 16, 2022 05:45 PM (YqDXo)

185 Liz will have a position at MSNBC from 2022 -2024

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2022 05:45 PM (k8B25)

186 >>> 178 @163

>>So trannies are the new chosen people

GloboHomo has a tranny problem, normies are drawing a line in the sand over tranny madness, they keep pushing the normies and it might take down the GloboHomo.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 16, 2022 05:44 PM (0wVCE)

We'll just put that on hold for a little while. Hey, let's ban fertilizer! No one will notice because we are SMAHHHHHHRRRT!!

Posted by: WEF at August 16, 2022 05:45 PM (llON8)

187 157 Cheney is saying 'I want to screw everybody in America, not just the people in Wyoming.'

Posted by: Eromero
--------------------
So you are saying she is the Stay Puff Marshmellow Woman!!

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2022 05:45 PM (CXr4y)

188 BREAKING: Der Fuhrer says this bunker business is really quite insignificant to his "larger plans".

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2022 05:45 PM (dscaa)

189 Kinzinger? I get absolutely no feel about where he is coming from. None. He's psychopathic, maybe?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 16, 2022 05:43 PM (nMx8

----

Kinzinger is the embodiment of the existential crisis that occurs when an ostensibly-male person finds out at an advanced age that he's a giant pussy.

Posted by: ballistic at August 16, 2022 05:45 PM (oXNqT)

190 Did anyone mention Rubio is in trouble?

Down 4 in the latest poll.

I'm sure it's super accurate.

Well, at least Rubio is stupid enough to think it is. So expect him to start talking up "comprehensive immigration reform." Because that's what the smart expert consultants will tell him to do.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2022 05:45 PM (Zf0+a)

191 179 Cheney is saying 'I want to screw everybody in America, not just the people in Wyoming.'
Posted by: Eromero

Cheney has her work cut out. Kamala has a head start on her.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 16, 2022 05:44 PM (q7rXv)
_______

Stacy Abrams wants in, too.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 16, 2022 05:46 PM (TgBWG)

192 Jay Kameltoe and head should be used together in ever sentence

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2022 05:46 PM (k8B25)

193 Andrew Sullivan
@sullydish

I wonder how many people who oppose child sex changes also oppose circumcision.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
____________

Anti-Semetic!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 16, 2022 05:46 PM (YqDXo)

194 185 Liz will have a position at MSNBC from 2022 -2024

Posted by: Skip
----------------------
Widescreen TV was invented for her. There might be a bit of a problem fitting in other commenters on the screen at the same time though.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2022 05:46 PM (CXr4y)

195 SemItic

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 16, 2022 05:46 PM (YqDXo)

196 What exactly were you doin with the men's club?

Posted by: Braenyard. _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 16, 2022 05:46 PM (fsqLk)

197 Nietzsche & Voltaire are for children. Leibniz & Schopenhauer are for grown folk.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 16, 2022 05:46 PM (IXpV7)

198 maybe wyoming just shrunk in the wash

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2022 05:34 PM (w0NJk)

Ha! Brilliant.

Posted by: DaisyB at August 16, 2022 05:47 PM (AbL8c)

199 Have to wonder is Cheney was promised some special consideration from the Dems, for her active part in the fabricated persecution of Trump. She's really gone whole hog with the idea.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2022 05:47 PM (Cus5s)

200 Also, have you ever parented a little boy, or a teenager? You can teach them to be clean all you want, they're still going to be dirty and gross most of the time.
Posted by: bonhomme

Phoreskin phobia is apparently a thing.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 16, 2022 05:47 PM (e+yf1)

201 Prayers for the overstretched, overworked and overextended SF front-line warriors. Under Trump, they might've even caught a breather, here n' there. Now? Who knows?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 16, 2022 05:40 PM (tkOps)
***

Who do you think gets sent in after the first time the fibbies bet their noses bloodied?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2022 05:47 PM (anj39)

202 >>> 179 Cheney is saying 'I want to screw everybody in America, not just the people in Wyoming.'
Posted by: Eromero

Cheney has her work cut out. Kamala has a head start on her.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 16, 2022 05:44 PM (q7rXv)

Liz needs to hire some consultants who can position her for success.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2022 05:47 PM (llON8)

203 It's not fair to Miss Piggy to compare her to Chaney

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2022 05:48 PM (bs+z0)

204 Thicc Liz is not to telegenic, nor is her personality.
There's money and power on K Street.
My guess.

Posted by: Braenyard. _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 16, 2022 05:48 PM (fsqLk)

205 When Dan Crenshaw was talking it was one thing but when he was walking it was entirely different.
The new McCain he is.

I had that shitstain's number when he ran a phony-ass "Top Gun / A-Team" ad for his campaign.

He's the pluperfect RINO: he thinks if he just mentions God and the flag, plays "God Bless the USA" the rubes will swallow it faster than Kamala with the rancid effluent from Willie Brown's dick.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 16, 2022 05:48 PM (AW0uW)

206
She just does not move. And that's not out of principle, that's just out of basic caloric necessity.

VDH-approved cruelty

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 16, 2022 05:48 PM (n+4am)

207 183
Also, have you ever parented a little boy, or a teenager? You can teach them to be clean all you want, they're still going to be dirty and gross most of the time.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2022 05:45 PM (eyxn4)
_______
Eventually, in their teens, they realize that

a. Girls don't have cooties, and

b. They don't like gross and dirty guys.

Then they decide to bathe.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 16, 2022 05:48 PM (TgBWG)

208 Burr?
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 16, 2022 05:43 PM (OuH7W)
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First-hand experience with this sack of shit:

He is an unbelievably spineless pussy. He stayed in the Senate because it was a social engagement to him and his buddies. His wife is very plugged-in to the AWFL set in their hometown and he has to keep up appearances so she will keep getting invited to parties.

Posted by: ballistic at August 16, 2022 05:48 PM (oXNqT)

209 >>>203 It's not fair to Miss Piggy to compare her to Chaney

true, Miss Piggy keeps it tight with karate lessons

Posted by: Chuy at August 16, 2022 05:49 PM (B3oWe)

210 > Kinzinger? I get absolutely no feel about where he is coming from. None.

He reads like a emotionally weak, middle-intellect, gen x follower to me.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2022 05:49 PM (eyxn4)

211 The first time I saw Sullivan was from a link here one of you assholes put up. Two frat boys and Sully getting busy. I'll never get rid of the image of that land whale barebacking backwards hat wearing bro. So thanks!!

Posted by: NCKate at August 16, 2022 05:49 PM (2oJif)

212 @173: "He's psychopathic, maybe?"

Feels like Kinzinger was dumb enough to believe that Illinois Democrats were gonna spare him during redistricting in exchange for his committee participation and media appearances. I'd guess they carefully strung him along in that belief too, and his escalating behavior was a prolonged grief bargaining stage that never reached acceptance.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 16, 2022 05:49 PM (bM7vb)

213 He's the pluperfect RINO: he thinks if he just mentions God and the flag, plays "God Bless the USA" the rubes will swallow it faster than Kamala with the rancid effluent from Willie Brown's dick.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 16, 2022 05:48 PM (AW0uW)

And... he isn't wrong.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2022 05:49 PM (dscaa)

214 They also stampeded cattle through the Vatican.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 16, 2022 05:38 PM

Kinky....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2022 05:49 PM (RkC6l)

215 >>> 204 Thicc Liz is not to telegenic, nor is her personality.
There's money and power on K Street.
My guess.

Posted by: Braenyard. _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 16, 2022 05:48 PM (fsqLk)

She can join the board of directors for Burisma, maybe a couple other companies.

(Also... I wonder how many congresscritters would be against Nuremburg-ish trials, since they would be unwilling participants)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2022 05:50 PM (llON8)

216 for her future employment, Liz wil be required to endorse the 2024 dim nominee and speak in a top slot at the DNC convention

not a joke

and not a problem

Posted by: REDACTED at August 16, 2022 05:50 PM (us2H3)

217 I see Manchin was there for the signing of the tax increase bill.. I hope WV voters saw that and remember it when he comes up for re-election , but I doubt they will

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2022 05:50 PM (bs+z0)

218 199 Have to wonder is Cheney was promised some special consideration from the Dems, for her active part in the fabricated persecution of Trump. She's really gone whole hog with the idea.

Posted by: illiniwek
--------------------
IF they did, they will renege. Look at the 'sads' vibe that Kinzinger put out after the IL Dems destroyed his district.

Rule of Aesop, you NEVER let the scorpion on your back for a ride--they will ALWAYS lie about not stinging you. That is who they are.

Posted by: whig at August 16, 2022 05:50 PM (CXr4y)

219 Have to wonder is Cheney was promised some special consideration from the Dems, for her active part in the fabricated persecution of Trump. She's really gone whole hog with the idea.
---
I'm going with "no."

Because, if they had promised her a cush, no-show job, why didn't she retire? Why make her go through the humiliation of getting clobbered in the primary?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2022 05:50 PM (Zf0+a)

220 >>He reads like a emotionally weak, middle-intellect, gen x follower to me.

He became an expert stock picker once he got to Congress.

That might clear things up.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2022 05:50 PM (ZLI7S)

221 cheney will run in the republican primary in 2024 to siphon off votes from Trump. She will be the jeb! version 2.1 and get a metric a$$ ton of $$$ from never Trumpers and democrats. She will lose and land a gig at msdnc.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 16, 2022 05:51 PM (bVYXr)

222 Is you is, or is you ain't mah constit'ency?

Posted by: Liz "Homer Stokes" Cheney at August 16, 2022 05:51 PM (q7rXv)

223 Eventually, in their teens, they realize that

a. Girls don't have cooties, and

b. They don't like gross and dirty guys.

Then they decide to bathe.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 16, 2022 05:48 PM (TgBWG)
_______________

Some scoff at the notion that hormones influence behavior.

Compare and contrast the attitude towards of 10 year-old and 15 year-old boys. Suddenly, the cootie problem goes away.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 16, 2022 05:51 PM (YqDXo)

224 Nothing says cut down like out growing a whole state.

Even Rhode Island or Delaware.

Posted by: Axeman at August 16, 2022 05:51 PM (QjMyt)

225 205 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

He kinda gave his game away when he whined that preventing insider trading by congresscritters was unfair because they already had "insufficient opportunity for financial advancement".

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 16, 2022 05:51 PM (e+yf1)

226 >>> 207 183
Also, have you ever parented a little boy, or a teenager? You can teach them to be clean all you want, they're still going to be dirty and gross most of the time.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2022 05:45 PM (eyxn4)
_______
Eventually, in their teens, they realize that
a. Girls don't have cooties, and
b. They don't like gross and dirty guys.
Then they decide to bathe.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 16, 2022 05:48 PM (TgBWG)

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

Posted by: that kid from Kindergarten Cop, now in high school at August 16, 2022 05:51 PM (llON8)

227 Liz needs to hire some consultants who can position her for success.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Well done. (tips hat...not a circumcision joke)

Posted by: Some Rat at August 16, 2022 05:51 PM (r1z5A)

228 "I'm still big. It's the TGIF Appeteasers Sampler Platter that got small." -- also Liz Cheney

Posted by: Chuy at August 16, 2022 05:51 PM (B3oWe)

229 The gal at the end standing on the dudes legs and bouncing up and down. LoL Moronworthy.

Posted by: Bosk at August 16, 2022 05:51 PM (v4L7Y)

230 Cheney has her work cut out. Kamala has a head start on her.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 16, 2022 05:44 PM

ISWYDT.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2022 05:52 PM (RkC6l)

231 229 The gal at the end standing on the dudes legs and bouncing up and down. LoL Moronworthy.
Posted by: Bosk at August 16, 2022 05:51 PM (v4L7Y)

I'm sure he's already out of jail

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2022 05:52 PM (bs+z0)

232
Andrew Sullivan
@sullydish

I wonder how many people who oppose child sex changes also oppose circumcision. Similar principle of the bodily integrity of children, especially their sex organs.

Mr Cervix Detective is just playing into that oh so true stereotype of gay men loving uncircumcised cock. They only want to outlaw circumcision in order to increase the supply of uncut dick, they don't give a shit about whether it's harmful to infant boys.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 16, 2022 05:52 PM (n+4am)

233 @185: "Liz will have a position at MSNBC from 2022 -2024"

She and Michael Steele will be a permanent double act on Morning Joe as they all try and prove that they're one true beating heart of diversity in the Republican Party.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 16, 2022 05:53 PM (bM7vb)

234 The dude wearing lipstick who wanted to pledge a sorority and was refused? Heh. Fuck you, pervert.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2022 05:53 PM (wp4uL)

235 Two frat boys and Sully getting busy. I'll never get rid of the image of that land whale barebacking backwards hat wearing bro. So thanks!!
Posted by: NCKate at August 16, 2022 05:49 PM (2oJif)
______________

"And they didn't invite me? Racists!" - Andrew Gillum

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 16, 2022 05:53 PM (YqDXo)

236 Deplorable Jay Guevara

I know, when one does phonics with an accent it can hurt. And spell check doesn't know what a phonic is.

Posted by: Braenyard. _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 16, 2022 05:53 PM (fsqLk)

237 Because, if they had promised her a cush, no-show job, why didn't she retire? Why make her go through the humiliation of getting clobbered in the primary?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2022 05:50 PM (Zf0+a)

Because she's gonna pretend to run in the Primary and be an Important voice against Trump/MAGA.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2022 05:53 PM (dscaa)

238 The gal at the end standing on the dudes legs and bouncing up and down. LoL Moronworthy.

Posted by: Bosk at August 16, 2022 05:51 PM (v4L7Y)

I can actually picture AtC doing that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2022 05:53 PM (ptqGC)

239 Are Darth Dick's heart problems congenital?

If so, it's not wise for Lizard there to have such an unhealthy BMI.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 16, 2022 05:53 PM (Rl7KJ)

240 >>Today's children are 30% less aerobically fit than their parents were at their age, a new study found.

*

I don't think today's kids are all that more or less lazy than 70s and 80s kids.

I know for a fact schools have purposely removed PE, recess, etc, and I suspect it's driven by federal government mandates for other bullsh*t requirements that are failing.

I also suspect there is a lot more crap in foods making them fat. Soy?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 16, 2022 05:53 PM (J8ueE)

241 He kinda gave his game away when he whined that preventing insider trading by congresscritters was unfair because they already had "insufficient opportunity for financial advancement".
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 16, 2022 05:51 PM (e+yf1)
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And what a c*cksucker thing to say. If you can bear to deal with the public and work about 3-3.5 days per week with a staff supporting you, $160k/year or whatever they pay Congressfags these days is good work if you can get it.

Posted by: ballistic at August 16, 2022 05:54 PM (oXNqT)

242 He kinda gave his game away when he whined that preventing insider trading by congresscritters was unfair because they already had "insufficient opportunity for financial advancement".
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 16, 2022 05:51 PM (e+yf1)
____________

Then stay in the private sector, shithead.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 16, 2022 05:55 PM (YqDXo)

243 What sorority was he trying to join?

Eat a Bite o' Pie?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 16, 2022 05:55 PM (kXYt5)

244 Ace: "Wavering would practically be Cross-Fit to Liz."

Cruelty Score: 10

Ace Cruelty Score: 11

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 16, 2022 05:56 PM (aXxgO)

245 I don't think today's kids are all that more or less lazy than 70s and 80s kids.

I know for a fact schools have purposely removed PE, recess, etc, and I suspect it's driven by federal government mandates for other bullsh*t requirements that are failing.
_______________

Being 29+, I remember when JFK pushed physical activity in schools to address the exact same lack of fitness then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 16, 2022 05:56 PM (YqDXo)

246 Posted by: Chuy at August 16, 2022 05:51 PM (B3oWe)

LOL

"I'm ready for my closeup - oh I guess you don't really have a choice unless we move production to a slightly bigger venue, like the Superdome..."

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2022 05:56 PM (dscaa)

247 Rumble link
https://tinyurl.com/3fwhuayp
DHS leaks document to Project Veritas issued Aug 12th.
Basically a BOLO for "domestic violent extremist" which include people that believe the "2020 election was stolen"

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 16, 2022 05:56 PM (DB16e)

248 >>> 240
==
I don't think today's kids are all that more or less lazy than 70s and 80s kids.

I know for a fact schools have purposely removed PE, recess, etc, and I suspect it's driven by federal government mandates for other bullsh*t requirements that are failing.

I also suspect there is a lot more crap in foods making them fat. Soy?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 16, 2022 05:53 PM (J8ueE)

Carbs, carbs and more carbs, probably a lot in the form of refined sugar; minimal protein because cow farts hurt teh erf...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2022 05:56 PM (llON8)

249 That was a heartwarming story about the guy and his girlfriend getting the old codger's possessions back from the bum.

Posted by: Eromero at August 16, 2022 05:57 PM (0OP+5)

250 Nietzsche & Voltaire are for children. Leibniz & Schopenhauer are for grown folk.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 16, 2022 05:46 PM (IXpV7)

Trix are for kids.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 16, 2022 05:57 PM (5NkmN)

251 "I'm ready for my closeup - oh I guess you don't really have a choice unless we move production to a slightly bigger venue, like the Superdome..."
Posted by: ... at August 16, 2022 05:56 PM (dscaa)
----

"What do you mean you already shot the James Webb Space Telescope into outer space?!"

Posted by: ballistic at August 16, 2022 05:57 PM (oXNqT)

252 Joey Jones just mentioned his boating accident and all his guns on Fox. I wonder if he reads here.

Posted by: dartist at August 16, 2022 05:57 PM (+ya+t)

253 ..Who do you think gets sent in after the first time the fibbies bet their noses bloodied? Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2022 05:47 PM (anj39)

Waco tells us, that after the FBI/HRT fails, they'll bring in some aspect of National Guard. Armor will usually prove sufficient to ~~resolve the situation~~ burn down the people and buildings.

No, the problem with Special Forces is NOT that they exist. Any student of military history can clearly see the value added with them in the equation. Where S.F. went WRONG though, was in the creation of CENTCOM, welding them all together into a unitary President's Catspaw, under the direction of Empire Building Flag Officers. It's those Stars & Birds always seeking a New Mission that over-drive the teams, that, and they don't know how to tell the Joint Chiefs or CINC, "no, we can't, at least not right now!"

Dial S.F. back to Force Multiplies in the early weeks of a Conventional Conflict, and they're worth their weight in gold. Over-use them for Team America, World's Police, and we're in for a fucking.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 16, 2022 05:57 PM (tkOps)

254 Liz Cheney pledged a sorority as an undergrad:

New MuuMuu

Posted by: Muldoon at August 16, 2022 05:58 PM (kXYt5)

255 Today's children are 30% less aerobically fit than their parents were at their age, a new study found.
---
That fatso Trump!

Posted by: Axeman at August 16, 2022 05:58 PM (OaZlZ)

256 Speaking of carbs, I hit my goal of GAINZZing 30 pounds yesterday.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2022 05:58 PM (dscaa)

257 What sorority was he trying to join?

Eat a Bite o' Pie?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 16, 2022 05:55 PM

Possibly Aye Phelta Thigh

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2022 05:58 PM (a3Q+t)

258 Carbs, carbs and more carbs, probably a lot in the form of refined sugar; minimal protein because cow farts hurt teh erf...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2022 05:56 PM (llON

________________

The nature of the food is irrelevant. It's the quantity, and the caloric content, relative to the amount of physical activity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 16, 2022 05:58 PM (YqDXo)

259 The first time I saw Sullivan was from a link here one of you assholes put up. Two frat boys and Sully getting busy. I'll never get rid of the image of that land whale barebacking backwards hat wearing bro. So thanks!!
Posted by: NCKate at August 16, 2022 05:49 PM (2oJif)

Ace used to have a cartoon representation of the Uterus Hunter which showed him cross-eyed with insanity as he sat in front of a computer. I don't know where to find it, otherwise I'd post it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 16, 2022 05:59 PM (AW0uW)

260 "This means that people can switch parties the same day they vote, so those who had been Democrats can become Republicans just to vote for Cheney in the primary, where her main challenger is Harriet Hageman."

Well, I don't know how anyone gets the idea that elections in America are suspect.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 16, 2022 05:59 PM (aXxgO)

261 Beta Datsa Guy?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 16, 2022 05:59 PM (kXYt5)

262 127 "I'm still big. It's the state that got small."

She's not becoming less popular, her popularity is becoming more selective.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 16, 2022 05:59 PM (hcjGk)

263 Yesterday I read that the committee that reviews the signatures might actually have violated the law due to their strictness, and the group that sponsored the recall is going to look more closely at how the process was performed (aka - prep work before they file the lawsuit).
Posted by: junior

They also closed the signature check to the sponsoring group and a judge ok'd it. The whole thing was done in secret. They could have swapped out a bunch of forms with spoiled ones and no one will ever know.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 16, 2022 05:59 PM (IEa8U)

264 Being 29+, I remember when JFK pushed physical activity in schools to address the exact same lack of fitness then.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 16, 2022 05:56 PM

Yeah...this was gym in school.

https://youtu.be/IeA2OBEApnM

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2022 05:59 PM (RkC6l)

265 Los Angeles did not provide enough signatures to force a recall election of Soros DA

Yeah um, they disqualified a huge number, to bring the total count to just under what was required. Kinda sus, as the kids say.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2022 05:59 PM (Ivdso)

266 103 Heck, just about everything's bigger than Rhode Island.
Posted by: IrishEi

We can prove Rhode Island is the largest state in the Union with our logarithm.

Posted by: Climate Scientists at August 16, 2022 05:34 PM (r1z5A)
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algorithm?

Posted by: Ciampino - it's rhythm all over at August 16, 2022 06:00 PM (qfLjt)

267 I sincerely hope Miss Piggy gets slaughtered in the election today. That blog needs to be sent to an aquarium.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2022 06:00 PM (bkUtD)

268 Being 29+, I remember when JFK pushed physical activity in schools to address the exact same lack of fitness then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 16, 2022 05:56 PM

I am so old I remember this from grade school, three mornings a week over the PA system in the gym/cafeteria:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFofqe26t-4

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 16, 2022 06:00 PM (bVYXr)

269 Kids are fat for the same reason adults are fat. Too much food, too big portions, too many carbs, not enough movement. Take a look at HS or college band or dance teams. Dozens of them in each group are obese Go back and look at your HS yearbooks and you will find maybe a half dozen really heavy kids in the entire school. Now it’s over half.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 16, 2022 06:00 PM (VCmhP)

270 >>>Being 29+, I remember when JFK pushed physical activity in schools to address the exact same lack of fitness then.

I remember when Ahnuld told us to get fit by banging out maids.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2022 06:01 PM (bkUtD)

271 The gal at the end standing on the dudes legs and bouncing up and down. LoL Moronworthy.
Posted by: Bosk at August 16, 2022 05:51 PM (v4L7Y)
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I can actually picture AtC doing that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Would be perp notice AtC doing it?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 16, 2022 06:01 PM (grhND)

272 She just does not move. And that's not out of principle, that's just out of basic caloric necessity.

I actually laughed out loud.

Ace, Ace, Baby
So Cruel, so Cruel

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 06:01 PM (yQpMk)

273 Larry Hoagies Hogan

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 16, 2022 06:01 PM (M+Lyo)

274 https://amgreatness.com/its inevitable trump will be indicted
https://tinyurl.com/4f32dnfc

Second posting, well worth the read

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2022 06:01 PM (k8B25)

275 They're just positioning "Thin" Lizzy for success.

They've done so well with Kamptown Girl Kamala.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 16, 2022 06:02 PM (DsA2n)

276 am so old I remember this from grade school, three mornings a week over the PA system in the gym/cafeteria:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFofqe26t-4

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 16, 2022 06:00 PM

*fistbump*

We really are 29.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2022 06:02 PM (RkC6l)

277 What sorority was he trying to join?

Eat a Bite o' Pie?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 16, 2022 05:55 PM

Possibly Aye Phelta Thigh

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2022 05:58 PM (a3Q+t)

Aye Eta Theta

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 16, 2022 06:02 PM (yHsuS)

278 We ate carbs but we were outside 24/7 playing and enjoying being a kid. Very few tubbos.

Posted by: NCKate at August 16, 2022 06:02 PM (2oJif)

279 Shit. Director Wolfgang Petersen has died.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 16, 2022 06:02 PM (V6f9+)

280 This opinion is insane. You're indirectly claiming circumcised guys don't have feeling in their penis. This is the weak form version of the "circumcision = FGM" bullshit.

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No, this opinion of this opinion is insane.

I own a cut dick, it's been fun so far. But you only know what you know. The foreskin has what science calls "pleasure particles" which "feel better there than not there". You read the anti-circ folks who really care and the difference is, as far as sex goes, it's better.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 16, 2022 06:02 PM (OuH7W)

281 >>> (Also... I wonder how many congresscritters would be against Nuremburg-ish trials, since they would be unwilling participants)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2022 05:50 PM (llON

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This election will be a Sea-Change of Trumpers.
Down on the Border; It's not only Mayra Flores, there are two other women running, people are turning out.

If the women win, the Border will be Republican from Brownsville to Del Rio - three districts.

Posted by: Braenyard. _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 16, 2022 06:02 PM (fsqLk)

282 I remember when Ahnuld told us to get fit by banging out maids.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Some of us can't afford maids.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 16, 2022 06:02 PM (r1z5A)

283 and that's just me joshing...being insane. it's no big deal

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 16, 2022 06:03 PM (OuH7W)

284 And we used to play smear the queer at recess.

Posted by: Infidel at August 16, 2022 06:03 PM (mn1Pi)

285 Yeah I had never heard of Andrew Sullivan before I read this blog, but he was high on Drudge's "must read" list forever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2022 06:03 PM (Ivdso)

286 They could restart the Presidential Physical Fitness test for kids. I still remember ours when Ford was president. For Joe's, they could have kids shuffle aimlessly trying to find their front door.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 16, 2022 06:03 PM (sVtYq)

287 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 16, 2022 05:57 PM (tkOps)
What Jim SND said right there.

Posted by: Eromero at August 16, 2022 06:04 PM (0OP+5)

288 You read the anti-circ folks who really care and the difference is, as far as sex goes, it's better.
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 16, 2022 06:02 PM (OuH7W)

How would they know?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 06:04 PM (yQpMk)

289 I found it. Here it is:

Rio Grande update:

Mayra “God, family, country” Flores, Brownville area will not be a lonely Republican on border district ballots this November. Monica De La Cruz in McAllen and Cassy Garcia in Laredo, are also on the ballot in congressional races along the Mexican border.

All three - GOP officials have taken to calling them a “triple threat” - share right-wing views on immigration, the 2020 election and abortion, among other issues.

via NYTimes - https://archive.ph/jdVIJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S34Bq3_QMkQ

Posted by: Braenyard. _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 16, 2022 06:04 PM (fsqLk)

290 285 Yeah I had never heard of Andrew Sullivan before I read this blog, but he was high on Drudge's "must read" list forever.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2022 06:03 PM (Ivdso)

For some reason his name makes me think of the gay CIA guy at CNN.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 16, 2022 06:04 PM (b2nrj)

291 It is too little, too late, but in a way this has been a good year. The last Bush, with the loss of George P. down in Texas, along with the last Cheney, with the near-certain blow-out humiliation of Liz out in Wyoming, disgraced our national life for the last time within a period of three months. What a better party, nation and world it would have been if those two families had remained obscure grifters in New England and Wyoming.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 16, 2022 06:04 PM (nMx88)

292 Shit. Director Wolfgang Petersen has died.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 16, 2022 06:02 PM (V6f9+)

Das No Goot.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 16, 2022 06:04 PM (yHsuS)

293 > I don't think today's kids are all that more or less lazy than 70s and 80s kids.

I think there are a whole host of factors. Kids are more sedentary. Hormone levels are all out of whack. Testosterone levels have been falling for at least a century.

Processed food is bad, and getting worse for you. EVERYTHING has some sort of sugar in it. People get a lot of carbs, sugar, have an insulin spike, and crave more carby, sugary trash.

Women are having children later in life and are taking more drugs and exposed to more environmental chemicals during their pregnancy.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2022 06:04 PM (eyxn4)

294 >>> 281

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This election will be a Sea-Change of Trumpers.
Down on the Border; It's not only Mayra Flores, there are two other women running, people are turning out.

If the women win, the Border will be Republican from Brownsville to Del Rio - three districts.
Posted by: Braenyard. _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 16, 2022 06:02 PM (fsqLk)

I certainly hope so, but I expect the commies to be even more brazen this fall. Even if not, our problems are deeper than our (supposedly) elected officials.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2022 06:04 PM (llON8)

295 288 You read the anti-circ folks who really care and the difference is, as far as sex goes, it's better.
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 16, 2022 06:02 PM (OuH7W)

How would they know?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 06:04 PM (yQpMk)

Someone is going to need to do a before and after for science.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 16, 2022 06:04 PM (b2nrj)

296 I can't believe I'm saying this, but would it be possible to talk less about dicks and how much pleasure they feel and give?

Posted by: Mac from Always Sunny at August 16, 2022 06:05 PM (B3oWe)

297 "We've been watching a national American figure be forged. "

==

This is so embarrassingly bad. No, no we're not. She'll wind up on the RINO scrap heap with so many others.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 16, 2022 06:05 PM (sVtYq)

298 I know XML and Python.
What do I win?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 16, 2022 06:05 PM (blHKE)

299 Steven Miller: "It's fine if you left Fox over this kind of stuff. But now you've swallowed your tongue over colleagues like Bechloss and Joy Reid or Andrea Mitchell. **This** is how you lost the party, This

He did more than that. He lost his credibility. Or he exposed that he never had it in the first place.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 16, 2022 06:05 PM (aXxgO)

300 "Liz Cheney "feels bigger" than "small" Wyoming, a political ally says.

Well yes but a gentleman tries to avoid disparaging a woman's figure."

Wow. Chuy took the high road there. I immediately thought of:

-'That's exactly what her husband says.'
-Sources said something about hotdogs and hallways.
-tl;dr she's got a big vagina guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 16, 2022 06:05 PM (HJDAV)

301 Goldberg: "I try to hang out in circles I consider to be ultra-literate - that leads me to say things that would normally get me in physical cut into pieces every else in the world. But because I live in whack-a-doodle land - so I think I get to sneer at people that would actually cut me up into pieces elsewhere in the world. Har Har!"

Posted by: Boswell at August 16, 2022 06:05 PM (+Cgut)

302 Lizzy Smoke Signals clearly does not have access to the same Persuasion Team as the big boys.

As a woman, associating yourself with a "penis" is not electorally sound strategy. Maybe she thinks it is. You have to wonder what the fuck her problem is. She's not right in the head.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2022 06:05 PM (dscaa)

303 the bugs are like "cheney stood on principle"...well maybe trump too stood on principle when he tried to stop the steal?

or does everything only go in one direction? I would vote to have things go in both directions.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 16, 2022 06:05 PM (OuH7W)

304 How would they know?

Given how incredibly situational and subjective feelings are, its going to be really tough to know for sure, even if you did some kind of "before and after" test.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2022 06:05 PM (Ivdso)

305 i'm trying to read comments and it's like i'm on the Letters to the Editors page of Inches magazine.

Posted by: Mac from Always Sunny at August 16, 2022 06:06 PM (B3oWe)

306

Crud. Italicans snuck in there.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 16, 2022 06:06 PM (aXxgO)

307 The border is getting some press because of Mrs. Flores quick wit but this is happening all across the US, people are fed up and they are turning out and showing up.

Posted by: Braenyard. _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 16, 2022 06:06 PM (fsqLk)

308 Shit. Director Wolfgang Petersen has died.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 16, 2022 06:02 PM (V6f9+)

Dude had a good run.

RIP

Posted by: naturalfake at August 16, 2022 06:06 PM (5NkmN)

309 I saw Thin Lizzy open for Fat Lizzy at the Hippodrome in 2008.

Posted by: starchild at August 16, 2022 06:06 PM (DsA2n)

310 The study points to climate change and temperature rising.

Whoever made that assessment should be permanently disqualified from ever talking about anything ever again.

We have been told by the Climate Activists that there would be a 1°C temperature rise over a century.

"Global warming led to 2020 and 2016 being around 1.2 degrees Celsius hotter than the average temperature during the 19th century."

Cherry picked data, and they could only wrest a 1.2°C difference in over a century. The temperature difference between your head and toes is about the amount of year-to-year change they are claiming. So if you have a two-story house where the rec room is on the second floor, your kids are likely to be 30% more fit than kids who grow up in a ranch-style home.

These people are mentally unfit to be allowed outside an asylum.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 16, 2022 06:06 PM (3hSHB)

311 If they tested kids there would be some racist results. Can’t have that.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 16, 2022 06:06 PM (blHKE)

312 "Cheney stood on principle" is nonsense, she changed her story every few months to more closely match the left over the last two years. She was always anti-Trump but never on principle, just on elitist snobbery and deep state connections.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2022 06:06 PM (Ivdso)

313 Watch videos from the 70s and 80s. People were not fat.We ate a lot less takeout and processed food as kids. We couldn't afford it. And we played outside. All the time. No screens.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 16, 2022 06:07 PM (e+yf1)

314 304 "How would they know?"

Given how incredibly situational and subjective feelings are, its going to be really tough to know for sure, even if you did some kind of "before and after" test.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2022 06:05 PM (Ivdso)

Ok, we take a group of people, some pornstars, and time before and after to ejaculation.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 16, 2022 06:07 PM (b2nrj)

315 Childhood obesity problem would be solved if they would just lower the age for buying cigarettes.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 16, 2022 06:07 PM (3ImbR)

316 Someone is going to need to do a before and after for science.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 16, 2022 06:04 PM (b2nrj)

My brother in law was circumcized as an adult, but he never commented on it. And, alas, he's dead now so I can't ask him. Well, I could ask, but I probably wouldn't get a trustworthy answer.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 06:07 PM (yQpMk)

317 You're going to do what? Hang a bunch of fishing weights to your dong?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2022 05:39 PM (Zf0+

The Winkleman procedure.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2022 06:08 PM (xD1jX)

318 300 "Liz Cheney "feels bigger" than "small" Wyoming, a political ally says.

Hey Liz.. That small State Congresswoman will have just as much power as the CA . Reps... It just won't be you

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2022 06:08 PM (bs+z0)

319 "Liz Cheney "feels bigger" than "small" Wyoming, a political ally says.

It's mostly a problem when she sits down,

Wyoming gets wedged in her ass and she has to pull it out when she stands up.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 16, 2022 06:08 PM (5NkmN)

320 Also, fuck eyepatch. Another hill to look the other way on, eh pal?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 16, 2022 06:08 PM (HJDAV)

321 Is Lizzard the one who is ghey? Or is that another sister from the Cheney bread?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 16, 2022 06:08 PM (blHKE)

322 Liz: "Does this skirt make my butt look big?"
Ace: "No, Liz. It's the fat that makes your butt look big."

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 16, 2022 06:08 PM (DB16e)

323 The only two things in life that make it worth living
Are smooth brown liquor and "feels bigger" women.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 16, 2022 06:08 PM (4I/2K)

324 OT - any of you Morons familiar with the Haber-Bosch process? This is about 3 weeks old but still um, interesting:
https://is.gd/HEWTMV
We are under attack. Severe systemic attack.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2022 06:09 PM (llON8)

325 Also, fuck eyepatch. Another hill to look the other way on, eh pal?

He turned a blind eye toward it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2022 06:09 PM (Ivdso)

326 The great philosopher Kid Rock got to the heart of the problem.

We didn't have no internet

We were always outside playing until we were forced to come in. You don't see nearly as much of that these days.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2022 06:09 PM (ZLI7S)

327 316 Someone is going to need to do a before and after for science.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 16, 2022 06:04 PM (b2nrj)

My brother in law was circumcized as an adult, but he never commented on it. And, alas, he's dead now so I can't ask him. Well, I could ask, but I probably wouldn't get a trustworthy answer.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 06:07 PM (yQpMk)

Dear Lord, would you please ask my hopefully sainted brother in law...

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 16, 2022 06:09 PM (b2nrj)

328 > I own a cut dick, it's been fun so far. But you only know what you know. The foreskin has what science calls "pleasure particles" which "feel better there than not there". You read the anti-circ folks who really care and the difference is, as far as sex goes, it's better.

Aaaaand this is why I said you're indirectly making the case that circumcision = FGM. Your earlier statement made it sound like ONLY guys with a foreskin have feeling in their dick, but you chose not to state that outright. I pointed that out while also saying I recognize you're not saying that directly. Now that I've challenged you, you're retreating to "it's better with foreskin than not."

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2022 06:09 PM (eyxn4)

329 My brother in law was circumcized as an adult, but he never commented on it. And, alas, he's dead now so I can't ask him. Well, I could ask, but I probably wouldn't get a trustworthy answer.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 06:07 PM

We are available.

Posted by: Ouija Boards at August 16, 2022 06:09 PM (bVYXr)

330 Fox "News" Radio today told me that this primary could be a springboard to bigger things for Liz Cheney.

Posted by: fd at August 16, 2022 06:09 PM (sn5EN)

331 79 My Rosary has the thing that goes up, a chainsaw attachment as well as a butt-stock.

Good to go.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 16, 2022 05:31 PM (+nW6n)

And a vial for Holy Water.
If this is going to be a thing, I want a Pius XII "Veni Ad Me, Fra!" T-shirt.

Posted by: sal at August 16, 2022 06:09 PM (y40tE)

332 "Liz Cheney "feels bigger" than "small" Wyoming, a political ally says.

"WHY AM I NOT UP BY 40 POINTS??!?!?!"
--Liz Cheney yelling at the camera

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2022 06:10 PM (Ivdso)

333 please stop talking about dicks now, thank you

Posted by: ace at August 16, 2022 06:10 PM (B3oWe)

334 We didn't have no internet

We were always outside playing until we were forced to come in. You don't see nearly as much of that these days.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2022 06:09 PM

Truth.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2022 06:10 PM (RkC6l)

335 I always liked that lyric:

We didn't have no internet
But man I never will forget

(the way the moonlight shined upon her hair)

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2022 06:10 PM (dscaa)

336 How would they know?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

....

haha, good point. I know there's a whole subculture of men trying to restore their FS. I doubt there's many adult men who made the change.

I'll stop dick-talk in a second...the thing they point out is apparently most guys with circumcized dongs spend most of sex jackhammering to get to cum. They say that non-cut men can get to orgasm with slower pace, more sensual screwing.

anyway, that's all. sorry.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 16, 2022 06:10 PM (OuH7W)

337 We also had Punt, Pass and Kick contests during gym. I think you won a ribbon or something.

Posted by: dartist at August 16, 2022 06:10 PM (+ya+t)

338 313 Watch videos from the 70s and 80s. People were not fat.

—-

Look at footage from Woodstock. There were no fat people. Like none. Everyone both men and women were skinny. I can’t remember where I heard someone mention this but it’s like holy shit yeah. There were no fatties.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 16, 2022 06:10 PM (blHKE)

339 Does pedophilia qualify as extremist, because if so, definitely.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - the ungrateful colonial maniac at August 16, 2022 06:10 PM (gao0c)

340 please stop talking about dicks now, thank you

Posted by: ace at August 16, 2022 06:10 PM (B3oWe)

We are just working up to the measuring!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 06:11 PM (yQpMk)

341 I don't think today's kids are all that more or less lazy than 70s and 80s kids.

I think there are a whole host of factors...

I'll add genetic entropy to the mix. With 100 or so SNV mutations per lifetime, each generation is more inferior to the previous. There is an upper limit to human beings where we will be so mutated from the original design that we won't survive as a species. That generation is not too far off down the road.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 16, 2022 06:11 PM (3hSHB)

342 I was just about to make a circumcision joke. Huh, only on the AOSHQ.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 16, 2022 06:11 PM (HJDAV)

343 "I just will not hear these "denounce your own rhetoric" complaints any longer"

I denounce my rhetoric for not being nearly funny enough. The bar here is very high.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at August 16, 2022 06:11 PM (qpX6U)

344 Fox "News" Radio today told me that this primary could be a springboard to bigger things for Liz Cheney.

Posted by: fd at August 16, 2022 06:09 PM (sn5EN)

We live in a 90% engineered reality. At least if you pay attention to "news".

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2022 06:11 PM (dscaa)

345 I've started listening to a book called The Big Fat Surprise. I thought it would be about Liz Cheney.
It's not.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 16, 2022 06:11 PM (eGTCV)

346 Usually when we talk about dicks on this blog it's about who's in office.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 16, 2022 06:11 PM (Bd6X8)

347 333 please stop talking about dicks now, thank you

Posted by: ace at August 16, 2022 06:10 PM (B3oWe)

How are we supposed to talk about all these politicians- and Cheney's big vagina- then?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 16, 2022 06:11 PM (HJDAV)

348 please stop talking about dicks now, thank you

Posted by: ace

///////

yeah, geez guys. cool it. yuk.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 16, 2022 06:11 PM (OuH7W)

349 Liz Cheney won't fade from the public square anytime soon. Like all politicians she craves the attention. And the grift.

Mostly the grift.

But rest assured she'll land with both size 11 feet on solid ground. Likely around someone's neck.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 16, 2022 06:11 PM (BFigT)

350 330 Fox "News" Radio today told me that this primary could be a springboard to bigger things for Liz Cheney.
Posted by: fd at August 16, 2022 06:09 PM (sn5EN)

She’s going to gain another 20 lbs?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 16, 2022 06:12 PM (blHKE)

351 >>> 333 please stop talking about dicks now, thank you

Posted by: ace at August 16, 2022 06:10 PM (B3oWe)

Is this a bad time to mention beavers?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2022 06:12 PM (llON8)

352 I was reading too fast and skipped things, so I thought the ersatz picture of Ace, the big AA guy, was a picture of the guy who was rejected as a sorority pledge and I thought" Wow; We're mega beyond the " Emperor's New Clothes" stuff here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2022 06:12 PM (wvo9L)

353 please stop talking about dicks now, thank you

Posted by: ace at August 16, 2022 06:10 PM

Oh, my, ace.....cruel....

Posted by: George Takei at August 16, 2022 06:12 PM (RkC6l)

354 My brother in law was circumcized as an adult, but he never commented on it. And, alas, he's dead now so I can't ask him. Well, I could ask, but I probably wouldn't get a trustworthy answer.

Is there a higher, nobler purpose for ye old witchboard?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 16, 2022 06:12 PM (ppBhU)

355 what are you talking about? No one's mentioned dicks, you sound insane.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 16, 2022 06:12 PM (OuH7W)

356 > please stop talking about dicks now, thank you

Sorry, didn't see this before my last comment. I'm done.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 16, 2022 06:12 PM (eyxn4)

357 please stop talking about dicks now, thank you

Posted by: ace at August 16, 2022 06:10 PM (B3oWe)

C'mon, man. I'm about to make my comeback.

Posted by: Dick Cheney at August 16, 2022 06:12 PM (5NkmN)

358 We ate carbs but we were outside 24/7 playing and enjoying being a kid. Very few tubbos.

Posted by: NCKate at August 16, 2022 06:02 PM (2oJif)

THIS. My mom let us eat whatever we wanted, and my sister and I were skinny as rails. We were outside all day until dark. It was a great time to be alive.

We did the same "get your butt outside and don't come back until dinner time" with our son.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2022 06:12 PM (ptqGC)

359 "Liz, you been here too long, you go home now"

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2022 06:13 PM (Cus5s)

360 The whole cheney thing and any other loser politician is:
THEY NEVER GO AWAY!!
She and they will always have a trough to feed at and it will be funded by YOU!
Until that changes, this clown train will never stop.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 16, 2022 06:13 PM (r1z5A)

361 Naturally Jack picks the

we were trying different things, we were smoking funny things

song.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2022 06:13 PM (dscaa)

362 We ate carbs but we were outside 24/7 playing and enjoying being a kid. Very few tubbos.

*

Sure, but ask yourself why the "throwback" recipes of unhealthy food are reverting to 1980s formulations.

They were bad. Now they're worse.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 16, 2022 06:13 PM (J8ueE)

363 please stop talking about dicks now, thank you

Posted by: ace

And that's when the sword fighting commenced.

Posted by: Bosk at August 16, 2022 06:13 PM (v4L7Y)

364 Posted by: ace at August 16, 2022

Thank you

Posted by: Braenyard. _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 16, 2022 06:13 PM (fsqLk)

365 There were fat people in the 70s and 80s. But we were cruel to them and insisted that they remain indoors, safely out of sight.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 16, 2022 06:14 PM (ppBhU)

366 338 313 Watch videos from the 70s and 80s. People were not fat.

—-

Look at footage from Woodstock. There were no fat people. Like none. Everyone both men and women were skinny. I can’t remember where I heard someone mention this but it’s like holy shit yeah. There were no fatties.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 16, 2022 06:10 PM (blHKE)

Smoking (appetite suppressant) and dietary changes (from fat to sugar) was a lot of it. Being more sedentary is a bit more recent than the rest of the trend.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 16, 2022 06:14 PM (b2nrj)

367 >>> 357
==
C'mon, man. I'm about to make my comeback.
Posted by: Dick Cheney at August 16, 2022 06:12 PM (5NkmN)

Hey! Are you getting the band back together?

Posted by: George W at August 16, 2022 06:14 PM (llON8)

368 please stop talking about dicks now, thank you

Posted by: ace at August 16, 2022 06:10 PM (B3oWe)

What the hell are we supposed to do now, you morons?

Posted by: Stork at August 16, 2022 06:14 PM (yHsuS)

369 333 please stop talking about dicks now, thank you

Posted by: ace at August 16, 2022 06:10 PM (B3oWe)

Also, wasn't it you, ace- if that is your real name- who wrote tracts of material about his penis wearing a sombrero, going to concerts and being a pioneer in manned space flight?

What say you to that, sir?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 16, 2022 06:14 PM (HJDAV)

370 "Cheney stood on principle"

Yeah, she really crushed it... as the kids like to say.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 16, 2022 06:14 PM (aXxgO)

371 Liz should go on Naked and Afraid, maybe lose a few lbs.
Also get those cysts on her face removed.

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2022 06:14 PM (v0R5T)

372 Seed oils and the food pyramid = overweight
Nina Teicholz makes a good case for the food pyramid needing to be flipped upside down. Can't recall the dude with the video about seed oils. The timeline of seed oils being introduced to food industry and people getting fat could be coincidence. I think The Science has been trying to kill us for a long time and make Big Pharma rich in the process.

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 16, 2022 06:14 PM (DB16e)

373 I was in elementary school in the 80s. We had THE fat kid in every class. That is one out of 20-25 kids. And I can’t remember for sure but my guess is the “fat” kid then is the equivalent of a slightly overweight kid today. There were no obese kids.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 16, 2022 06:14 PM (blHKE)

374 333 please stop talking about dicks now, thank you

Posted by: ace at August 16, 2022 06:10 PM (B3oWe)

This is why good leadership is important.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 16, 2022 06:14 PM (b2nrj)

375 I'll add genetic entropy to the mix. With 100 or so SNV mutations per lifetime, each generation is more inferior to the previous. There is an upper limit to human beings where we will be so mutated from the original design that we won't survive as a species. That generation is not too far off down the road.
Posted by: Reuben Hick

*

Interesting point.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 16, 2022 06:15 PM (J8ueE)

376 The study points to climate change and temperature rising.

///

yeah, where i grew up it was 85 degrees most days in August. Now these kids have to deal with it being 85 degrees most days in august.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 16, 2022 06:15 PM (OuH7W)

377 Liz Cheney "feels bigger" than "small" Wyoming, a political ally says.

Only a matter of time before she ends up in the booby hatch dressed up as Napoleon.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 16, 2022 06:15 PM (ZSK0i)

378 Just be home when the street lights come on.

Posted by: Infidel at August 16, 2022 06:15 PM (mn1Pi)

379 There were fat people in the 70s and 80s. But we were cruel to them and insisted that they remain indoors, safely out of sight.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 16, 2022 06:14 PM (ppBhU)

True.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 16, 2022 06:15 PM (yHsuS)

380 A lot more smokers back in the 70s and 80s.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2022 06:15 PM (dscaa)

381 People who espouse concerns regarding childhood obesity always seem to omit a certain major cause: chubby immigrants from south of the border. The percentage goes up as they come into the country.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2022 06:15 PM (Ivdso)

382 >>> 378 Just be home when the street lights come on.
Posted by: Infidel at August 16, 2022 06:15 PM (mn1Pi)

About 9pm in the summer.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2022 06:15 PM (llON8)

383 Also get those cysts on her face removed.
Posted by: wth

And the one attached above her shoulders should go first.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 16, 2022 06:15 PM (grhND)

384 >>> Shit. Director Wolfgang Petersen has died.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Ugh, that sucks. The man was a genius.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2022 06:15 PM (bkUtD)

385 Just be home when the street lights come on.

Posted by: Infidel at August 16, 2022 06:15 PM (mn1Pi)

And stay away from paneled vans.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2022 06:16 PM (ptqGC)

386 Is this a bad time to mention beavers?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

It's never a bad time to mention beavers. Go on...

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 16, 2022 06:16 PM (e+yf1)

387 I will also add:

Saturday morning cartoons were special for a reason. Now kids can watch cartoons (or anything) 24 hours a day.

No one wanted to be inside after school before 1985 or so because it was boring inside.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 16, 2022 06:16 PM (J8ueE)

388 When I was in Wyoming last weekend the only Lez Cheney signs I saw were right near the capitol building in Cheyenne and the UW campus in Laramie. Saw a lot of Hageman signs away from those spots. And a helluva lot of dudes running for Sheriff.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 16, 2022 06:16 PM (x8Wzq)

389 Only a matter of time before she ends up in the booby hatch dressed up as Napoleon.

What if she identifies as Napoleon did you ever think of that, bigot??? Her pronouns are bona/part

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2022 06:16 PM (Ivdso)

390 but the weather map on tv is a lot redder

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 16, 2022 06:16 PM (OuH7W)

391 THIS. My mom let us eat whatever we wanted, and my sister and I were skinny as rails. We were outside all day until dark. It was a great time to be alive.

We did the same "get your butt outside and don't come back until dinner time" with our son.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2022 06:12 PM (ptqGC)

But never get out of range of mom's shout. Don't let her send dad out after you. He just got home and he's tired and hungry.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 16, 2022 06:17 PM (Qhnrt)

392 chubby immigrants from south of the border. The percentage goes up as they come into the country.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2022 06:15 PM (Ivdso)

Beans and rice are fattening

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2022 06:17 PM (bs+z0)

393 please stop talking about dicks now, thank you

Posted by: ace at August 16, 2022 06:10 PM (B3oWe)

and yet there is an enter comment sub-thread about meat going on.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 06:17 PM (yQpMk)

394 Yeah...this was gym in school.

https://youtu.be/IeA2OBEApnM
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2022 05:59 PM (RkC6l)

I knew without clicking what this would be.

Posted by: sal at August 16, 2022 06:17 PM (y40tE)

395 A lot more smokers back in the 70s and 80s.
Posted by: ... at August 16, 2022 06:15 PM (dscaa)
........

We're a dying breed.

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2022 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

396 ffs

DoJ claiming they arrested Peter Navarro at the airport to "avoid a media circus."

So I guess the leg shackles were just to keep him from running away.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2022 06:18 PM (ptqGC)

397 please stop talking about dicks now, thank you
Posted by: ace

all the trannies just left

thank you, ace. i needed that laugh.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 16, 2022 06:18 PM (MrZQl)

398 I have been circumcised for as long as I can remember.

Posted by: Eskimo at August 16, 2022 06:18 PM (L498I)

399 Your Fortune:

Big women, big snizz
Little women, all snizz

Lucky Numbers: 8 72 19 6 34 81

Posted by: Hunan Inn Bistro at August 16, 2022 06:18 PM (4I/2K)

400 Just be home when the street lights come on.

Posted by: Infidel at August 16, 2022 06:15 PM (mn1Pi)

And stay away from paneled vans.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2022 06:16 PM (ptqGC)

Oh no no! Candy first, then I get in the van. mama didn't raise no dummies. Well, except for Jimmy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 16, 2022 06:18 PM (x8Wzq)

401 Hmmm, Rep. Liz "Confit" Cheney.

Cooked and stored in her own fat...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 16, 2022 06:18 PM (ZSK0i)

402 Remember, white people were also allowed and expected to perform outside labor in the 60s and 70s. Many earned their living that way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 16, 2022 06:18 PM (J8ueE)

403 OK, I spent way too much time trying to understand how J.R. Ewing was involved in Maryland politics, despite the notable handicap of being dead.

I need a nap.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 16, 2022 06:18 PM (RFKzk)

404 Beans and rice are fattening

But tasty and nutritious

But never get out of range of mom's shout.

Mom bought a whistle so I could hear her call on the back 40. Dad had a natural ability to whistle like a freaking steam ship.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2022 06:19 PM (Ivdso)

405 What say you to that, sir?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Droit du seigneur

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 16, 2022 06:19 PM (e+yf1)

406 The 19th century Circus Freak fatty is now large portion of our general population.

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 16, 2022 06:19 PM (DB16e)

407 please stop talking about dicks now, thank you

Posted by: ace

He has a wife you know. You know what she's called? Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.

Posted by: Caeser at August 16, 2022 06:19 PM (q7rXv)

408 I was busy all day. Anything happen today?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 16, 2022 06:19 PM (xDh35)

409 106 I think a new type of cheat is happening re the Gascon recall:
Flood the zone with so many obviously fake/bogus ballots that the whole damn thing gets thrown out.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, foggy and 60F at August 16, 2022 05:34 PM (jTmQV)

Same thing happened in Michigan in our Republican Governor primary.
They had a corrupt signature group that got about 4 of them knocked out.

Posted by: clutch at August 16, 2022 06:19 PM (9UmRs)

410 chubby immigrants from south of the border. The percentage goes up as they come into the country.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2022 06:15 PM (Ivdso)

Beans and rice are fattening

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2022 06:17 PM

I am surrounded here in NE Texas by fat mexican women with 5-6 fat kids shopping at Walmart. The men are rail thin after spending 14 hours a day roofing or doing concrete work but the women are all extremely fat. And they wear spandex stuff everywhere.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 16, 2022 06:19 PM (bVYXr)

411 We're a dying breed.
Posted by: wth

No shit. I had to buy a carton today. I need to quit.

Posted by: Infidel at August 16, 2022 06:20 PM (mn1Pi)

412 Sarah Longwell looks like the kind of woman who orders avacado on toast in public and then goes back to her office and devours a whole ham behind closed doors.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at August 16, 2022 06:20 PM (WHt4f)

413 But never get out of range of mom's shout. Don't let her send dad out after you. He just got home and he's tired and hungry.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 16, 2022 06:17 PM (Qhnrt)

Nope. When we were at Luke AFB, my dad would drop my 12 y.o. butt off at the stable, watch me saddle my horse, and he'd leave me to ride alone in the desert for three-four hours.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2022 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

414 313 Watch videos from the 70s and 80s. People were not fat.We ate a lot less takeout and processed food as kids. We couldn't afford it. And we played outside. All the time. No screens.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 16, 2022 06:07 PM (e+yf1)
When I was a kid growing up in rural S.C. I knew probably 25 fat people and less than 10 obese people. And yeah I got to the big city every once and awhile. Grownup people worked and they sweated back then, and kid people had chores to do and didn't sit on their asses watching television. By the way I am closer to 74 than 73.

Posted by: Eromero at August 16, 2022 06:20 PM (0OP+5)

415 How did Liz Cheney make it through the primaries last time she ran? The other R candidate was worse than she was or she just initially came off really well, and had name recognition?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2022 06:20 PM (wvo9L)

416 was busy all day. Anything happen today?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 16, 2022 06:19 PM (xDh35)

Dick

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 16, 2022 06:20 PM (xD1jX)

417 I was busy all day. Anything happen today?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 16, 2022 06:19 PM (xDh35)

Dudes were arguing about dicks. Then we got admonished for talking about dicks. Now we are not talking about dicks.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 16, 2022 06:20 PM (yHsuS)

418 wth even blotted out that's a mind bleach commercial

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2022 06:21 PM (k8B25)

419 Dinner shaping up to be good. Cooked up some bacon, seared off a chuck roast, took the bacon grease, some duck bone broth and threw it in the instapot.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at August 16, 2022 06:21 PM (YglAn)

420 But never get out of range of mom's shout. Don't let her send dad out after you. He just got home and he's tired and hungry.
------
My uncle named his kids Terry, Sherry, Jerry and Gary so all he had to yell was ERRY and they all came runnin.

Posted by: dartist at August 16, 2022 06:21 PM (+ya+t)

421
Dudes were arguing about dicks. Then we got admonished for talking about dicks. Now we are not talking about dicks.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 16, 2022 06:20 PM (yHsuS)

Sigh, LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 16, 2022 06:21 PM (xDh35)

422 please stop talking about dicks now, thank you

Posted by: ace

Hold me

Posted by: Boswell at August 16, 2022 06:22 PM (+Cgut)

423 Yeah...this was gym in school.

https://youtu.be/IeA2OBEApnM
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2022 05:59 PM (RkC6l)

I knew without clicking what this would be.
Posted by: sal at August 16, 2022 06:17 PM

Proof that we're all 29.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2022 06:22 PM (RkC6l)

424 Cheney was selected by Pelosi to a help run the persecution of Trump as the chief token "Republican", so she's got that going for her.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2022 06:22 PM (Cus5s)

425 My great grandparents, Big Mama and Big Daddy were not called that for nothing. They were BIG.

Posted by: fd at August 16, 2022 06:22 PM (sn5EN)

426 Seriously, "Apollo 10 1/2".

What changed in the last 50 years with kids.

Posted by: sal at August 16, 2022 06:22 PM (y40tE)

427 Now I want a hotdog.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 06:22 PM (yQpMk)

428 >>>Sarah Longwell looks like the kind of woman who orders avacado on toast in public and then goes back to her office and devours a whole ham behind closed doors.
Posted by: Alec Baldwin

A large McDonald's meal... with a Diet Coke.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2022 06:22 PM (bkUtD)

429 the wrost thing about trump is his tendency to starfuck. That's how we got Dr. Oz but at least it looks like Oz started to actually, you know, campaign by taking that evil, braindead golem to task for being a crazy retarded weirdo.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 16, 2022 06:23 PM (OuH7W)

430 What does ace have against Sporting Goods?

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2022 06:23 PM (dscaa)

431 Waterloo feels like it could really be a launchpad to bigger and better things for me.

Posted by: Napoleon

OUI!!!

Posted by: ABBA at August 16, 2022 06:23 PM (+nW6n)

432 Liz is Oh Yew Tee... OUT. Buh-bye. Go back to 'ol Virginny you big fat ninny.

Posted by: Farmer Brown at August 16, 2022 06:23 PM (IxVKZ)

433 All the ettes got real quiet during that discussion, I noted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2022 06:23 PM (Ivdso)

434 please stop talking about dicks now, thank you

Posted by: ace at August 16, 2022 06:10 PM (B3oWe)
---
YOU DICK!

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE JEFF SPICOLI at August 16, 2022 06:23 PM (OaZlZ)

435 Liz Cheney is reminding me of that IHOP breakfast: two moons over my hammy.

Ya know, I like that breakfast sandwich but I wish they would rename it so I don't have to feel like a dork ordering it.

"Whad'll ya have, hon?"

"I'll have... (sigh) two eggs over easy."

Posted by: Oddbob at August 16, 2022 06:23 PM (nfrXX)

436 Nope. When we were at Luke AFB, my dad would drop my 12 y.o. butt off at the stable, watch me saddle my horse, and he'd leave me to ride alone in the desert for three-four hours.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2022 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

--------------------------

Did the horse have a name?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 16, 2022 06:23 PM (RFKzk)

437 424 Cheney was selected by Pelosi to a help run the persecution of Trump as the chief token "Republican", so she's got that going for her.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2022 06:22 PM (Cus5s)

When she loses tonight ,God willing, she will be of no use to the Dems

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2022 06:23 PM (bs+z0)

438 What does ace have against Sporting Goods?

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2022 06:23 PM (dscaa)

And Nixon.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 16, 2022 06:24 PM (yHsuS)

439 When I was a kid, I would sometimes get bored. But I didn't sit on my butt watching the tv. When my friends were busy or gone, I was on my bike all day long in the summer, just roaming the streets of my little town. Would stop at the library to thumb through sci-fi books and atlases, and sometimes check out a record like Warren Zevon to listen to at home.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 16, 2022 06:24 PM (x8Wzq)

440 I think the internet is the biggest culprit for fat kids.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2022 06:24 PM (wvo9L)

441 All the ettes got real quiet during that discussion, I noted.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2022 06:23 PM (Ivdso)

Jane is bringing up her horse.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 06:24 PM (yQpMk)

442 What does ace have against Sporting Goods?
Posted by: ...

It's the way those dicks treated their gun.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 16, 2022 06:24 PM (grhND)

443 Say goodnight Dick.

Posted by: Dan at August 16, 2022 06:24 PM (sn5EN)

444 Look at footage from Woodstock. There were no fat people. Like none. Everyone both men and women were skinny. I can’t remember where I heard someone mention this but it’s like holy shit yeah. There were no fatties.

--

Except for Mama Cass.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 16, 2022 06:24 PM (sVtYq)

445 A large McDonald's meal... with a Diet Coke.

Like all the girls at college who ate a salad for lunch them rewarded themselves for staying on their died with two cookies smooshing soft serve ice cream in the middle.

Yeah that's gonna take the inches off your butt you added this year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2022 06:24 PM (Ivdso)

446 Being approximately that age when Woodstock happened, I recall one had enough money for either food or weed, but not both. Hence the low BMIs then.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 16, 2022 06:24 PM (DsA2n)

447 YOU DICK!
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE JEFF SPICOLI at August 16, 2022 06:23 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 16, 2022 06:25 PM (RkC6l)

448 439 What does ace have against Sporting Goods?

Dicks Sporting goods is a real Dick operation

Posted by: It's me donna at August 16, 2022 06:25 PM (bs+z0)

449
Dudes were arguing about dicks. Then we got admonished for talking about dicks. Now we are not talking about dicks.
Posted by: Comrade flounder

Toobin started it.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 16, 2022 06:25 PM (MrZQl)

450 Did the horse have a name?
Posted by: No One of Consequence

ISWYDT

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 16, 2022 06:26 PM (e+yf1)

451 Gas, grass, or ass. No one rides for free.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 06:26 PM (yQpMk)

452 Rubio is behind Demmings in Florida? Wtf. Where is Dave in Fla?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 16, 2022 06:26 PM (VF4WI)

453 Been boycotting Dicks for a couple years since they caved in to anti-2nd Amendment

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2022 06:26 PM (k8B25)

454 This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: Peter at August 16, 2022 06:26 PM (sn5EN)

455 420 But never get out of range of mom's shout. Don't let her send dad out after you. He just got home and he's tired and hungry.
------
My uncle named his kids Terry, Sherry, Jerry and Gary so all he had to yell was ERRY and they all came runnin.
Posted by: dartist at August 16, 2022 06:21 PM (+ya+t)

-------------------------------

This was my Dad's mistake. Whenever he'd holler for me, it'd take him a few tries before he got to my name.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 16, 2022 06:26 PM (RFKzk)

456 Saw an PSA on the TV last night about how during the pandemic/lockdown, a lot of people didn't get their needed screenings, so it would be great if we all scheduled ours, okay?

At least they admitted that happened.

Posted by: sal at August 16, 2022 06:27 PM (y40tE)

457

Rock out with your cock out!

Posted by: Swinging Richard at August 16, 2022 06:27 PM (ZS6b7)

458 Is Wyoming in Mountain Time?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 06:27 PM (yQpMk)

459 Rubio is behind Demmings in Florida? Wtf. Where is Dave in Fla?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 16, 2022 06:26 PM (VF4WI)

Jeebus. That will make "Super Republican" Ana Navarro happy. She hates Rubio.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2022 06:27 PM (ptqGC)

460 The tao of d*ck:

When it's soft, it's hard to beat.

When it's hard, somebody's getting f*cked.

Posted by: Hunan Inn Bistro at August 16, 2022 06:27 PM (4I/2K)

461 When I was a kid, I would sometimes get bored. But I didn't sit on my butt watching the tv. When my friends were busy or gone, I was on my bike all day long in the summer, just roaming the streets of my little town. Would stop at the library to thumb through sci-fi books and atlases, and sometimes check out a record like Warren Zevon to listen to at home.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 16, 2022 06:24 PM

We would leave the house in the summer after our breakfast kaboom, get on our bikes and not come home until almost dark when I was a kid. We had no plans sometimes we would take fishing poles, sometimes we would take our bb guns. It just happened.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 16, 2022 06:27 PM (bVYXr)

462 Don Jr will be on Levin 8 o'clock
https://player.listenlive.co/25111

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2022 06:27 PM (k8B25)

463 The Cheney is our future. Our only hope.

Did I mention my Dad was a mailman?

Posted by: A guy from Columbus at August 16, 2022 06:27 PM (9X60i)

464 We were outside until
The streetlight came
On.

Or someone broke a bone. Then only
If it was bad.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 16, 2022 06:28 PM (Cynha)

465 Nood Amy Curtis rant about pundits.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 16, 2022 06:28 PM (b2nrj)

466 "End of an Era:’ Dodge Will Stop Building Chargers, Challengers in Favor of Electric Cars"

Go long on used cars.

https://tinyurl.com/bd9pkhve

Posted by: Javems at August 16, 2022 06:28 PM (AmoqO)

467 In all honesty, I've been boycotting dicks my whole life.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2022 06:28 PM (yQpMk)

468 It's just inadequate physical activity, I think. As a kid, I drank enough Kool-Aid to give 4 kids diabetes. But I was thin all throughout childhood. Helicopter parenting wasn't a thing. We roamed all over the place with simple admonishments to be back by dinner or sundown, depending, and to try not to get raped or murdered, as that would be a downer for the whole community.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 16, 2022 06:28 PM (ppBhU)

469 What changed in the last 50 years with kids.
Posted by: sal at August 16, 2022 06:22 PM (y40tE)

A defining moment for me was when two of my best friends got an ATARI console. After that, no more roaming the woods, tear-assing around town, playing catch with a football or a baseball.

Thus began my lifelong loathing of vidya games. Well, except for Tetris. Kinda like that one.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 16, 2022 06:29 PM (x8Wzq)

470 My uncle named his kids Terry, Sherry, Jerry and Gary so all he had to yell was ERRY and they all came runnin.
Posted by: dartist at August 16, 2022 06:21 PM (+ya+t)

OTOH, I imagine there were endless arguments about "He/She said for you to do it."

Posted by: sal at August 16, 2022 06:30 PM (y40tE)

471 @ananavarro

How I wish there was a principled Republican like @Liz_Cheney, who puts country above partisanship that I could vote for in Florida. Sigh.

-----------

Here's a thought, Ana. Move back to Nicaragua.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2022 06:30 PM (ptqGC)

472 What does ace have against Sporting Goods?

The whole thing when they stopped selling certain guns.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 16, 2022 06:30 PM (Bd6X8)

473 Rubio is behind Demmings in Florida? Wtf. Where is Dave in Fla?
Posted by: Marcus T at August 16, 2022 06:26 PM (VF4WI)

I, myself, would prefer to be behind Kat Dennings.

IYKWIM.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 16, 2022 06:30 PM (5NkmN)

474 >> Rubio is behind Demmings in Florida? Wtf. Where is Dave in Fla?

Posted by: Marcus T

I mean, the guy is a squish. Demmings would be a disaster, but it's not like Rubio is a great senator.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2022 06:30 PM (bkUtD)

475 Reminds me of Sunset Boulevard.

Joe Gillis: You're Norma Desmond. You used to be in silent pictures. You used to be big.

Norma Desmond: I *am* big. It's the *pictures* that got small.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 16, 2022 06:30 PM (FVME7)

476 No DICK NOOD

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2022 06:30 PM (k8B25)

477 461 In fairness, the Ewok doesn't exactly adore Donde either.

Posted by: Bete at August 16, 2022 06:31 PM (FHFTy)

478 please stop talking about dicks now, thank you

That belongs on the Masthead. Attribute it to Chuy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2022 06:31 PM (Ivdso)

479 395 A lot more smokers back in the 70s and 80s.
Posted by: ... at August 16, 2022 06:15 PM (dscaa)
........

We're a dying breed.
Posted by: wth at August 16, 2022 06:18 PM (v0R5T)
________

I guess. It's since Nov for me, and lately I've been dreaming about people offering me top rate cigars. Why dat?

On Woodstock, remember that many were taking other chemicals, many of which help you stay thin. (Though weed gives you the munchies.)

Posted by: Eeyore at August 16, 2022 06:31 PM (TgBWG)

480 No "Dicks out for Harambe?"

*sighs*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 16, 2022 06:32 PM (BFigT)

481 , and lockdowns has nothing to do with it? The wussification/elimination of PE class has nothing to do with it? Participation trophies have nothing to do with it? Give me a freaking break.

Posted by: Mookie at August 16, 2022 05:23 PM (u+Y3T)

+1000%

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 16, 2022 06:32 PM (NW9xb)

482 Drop your cocks and grab your socks!

Posted by: R. Lee Ermey at August 16, 2022 06:32 PM (+ya+t)

483 Alaska has a primary today. Lisa Murkowski up for Senate bid against 18 challengers. Sarah Palin running for a congressional seat. Murkowski's father passed and in a very contested election she stole her seat with the help of Rethuglican reps that flew to Alaska to settle the count.. YEP

Posted by: Commentor What Bought a Shrit at August 16, 2022 06:32 PM (kkKmS)

484 I am big. It's the states that got small!

Posted by: Rep. Norma Cheney at August 16, 2022 06:39 PM (yikp0)

485 https://tinyurl.com/2jqgc55r

Posted by: bbmoe at August 16, 2022 06:54 PM (oz0GF)

486

Peel 'em and wring 'em!

Posted by: Sinep Nam at August 16, 2022 06:58 PM (ZS6b7)

487 In regards to Rosary being an "Extremist" symbol, the Gospel reading from Last Sunday (08/14/22) was apropos: "Jesus said to his disciples: 'I have come to set the earth on fire,and how I wish it were already blazing!There is a baptism with which I must be baptized,and how great is my anguish until it is accomplished! Do you think that I have come to establish peace on the earth?No, I tell you, but rather division. From now on a household ... will be divided,..." (Luke 12:49ff)

What a strange coincidence that a reading selected decades ago is preached just a few days before this Atlantic Magazine article is published bemoaning the icky "radical traditional" Catholics that reject the "Progressive" social engineering.

We are being divided into those that follow the teachings of Christ Jesus (including those that follow Natural Law), and those that do not. The "nice Christians" that are untroubled by millions of slaughtered babies, homosexuality and pederasty, and genital mutilations are NOT going to be happy when Jesus comes to separate the goats from his flock.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 16, 2022 07:01 PM (pJWtt)

488 Being an Orthodox Christian, I don't have a Rosery, but my prayer rope can easily be turned into a noose. Just saying...

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 16, 2022 07:03 PM (6yK+O)

489 Being an Orthodox Christian, I don't have a Rosery, but my prayer rope can easily be turned into a noose. Just saying...
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 16, 2022 07:03 PM (6yK+O)

That's why I put the qualifier "followers of Natural Law" in my earlier post because I realize that we can have doctrinal differences but still fight evil together while linked in the fellowship of God.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 16, 2022 07:12 PM (pJWtt)

490 "Help me Obama-Wan. You're my only hope."

Posted by: aelfheld at August 16, 2022 09:44 PM (Zy9Yy)

491 1% rejection rate by LA board in 2020 and 37% now, plus they made sure there were no observers. Funny how commies conduct elections isn't it?

Posted by: Obama's boyfriend at August 17, 2022 10:49 AM (EcD5Y)

492 Its effect may last up to 36 hours buying cialis generic

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