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Corrupt Attorney General of the Democrat Party Merrick Garland To Deliver Statement Simultaneously Empty and Deceitful Any Moment Now
ABC News: Anger Over Raid is Just Nazis and White Supremacists Angry At Jewish AG

"Justice."

Salute the flag, everyone.

Salute the flag.

Whatever this lantern-jawed sentinel of justice is about to say, I endorse it.

Posted by: Andy McCarthy of National Review

Prediction: He'll complain about the threats made against Bruce Reinhard and the Ohio FBI office nut, and he'll tell conservatives we have to mind our speech.

He will not say why he didn't caution the left against their speech when the Supreme Court was being threatened, though he may throw in a parenthetical about it now, just to appear fair.

These fuckers cheered on riots, arson, and murder for an entire summer and then made excuses for a terror campaign against the Supreme Court and refused, every single time they were asked, to caution their Maoist fellow travelers.

They still refuse to admit that leftist fanaticism drove the Softball Shooter. The FBI refused to credit that little operation to one of the FBI's leftist fellow travelers until just last year, if I remember right. Three years after the fact.

But oh, do they have plenty of Warnings for the right about their Deplorable Speech.

Below: ABC now claims that anger about the raid is... just because Merrick Garland is Jewish.

Which, by the way, I didn't know. That name sounds so Waspy it could have been in Bonfire of the Vanities.

Brett Baier is making a case that this raid on President Trump home over a document dispute would be totally justified if negotiations broke down.

Anyone who still watches or believes Fox's "News" programming is a Boomer Liberal Dolt.

Brett Baier is a liberal and one of Steve Hayes' best palz. He has on Mollie Hemingway for 1, ratings -- she's one of the only ways he gets ratings, and 2, so he can attempt to humiliate her as the "Wackadoo Hobbit" as he puts her on the hotseat with him and his Murderers Row of two other liberals knocking her.

He's a scumbag both in front of the camera and behind it.

You shouldn't watch him. You should not give money, views, or attention to your enemies who want to harm you.

Fake "Conservative News" Outlets like Fox try to Con the Rubes by "casting" people that "look" like they're conservative. Bret Baier, with his thick fat red neck, looks vaguely "southern" or "midwestern" or something. Something "adjacent to corn."

In fact he's from New Jersey, and grew up in the extremely rich town of Rumson, NJ, where Bruce Springsteen now lives.

Not the hardscrabble town where Bruce Springsteen grew up -- the millionaire's playground where Springsteen bought a "farm" when he had more money than Croesus.

Kathleen Parker was "cast" as the "conservative" columnist at the Washington Post because she has a southern accent, even though she was a very hardcore Boomer shitlib, and Bret Baier is "cast" as a "conservative" anchor because he looks like he drinks way too much beer and probably has a heart condition.

His skin's so red he looks like his blood pressure is 700. Or maybe he's some kind of human-hot dog hybrid. I don't know.

You're supposed to infer he gets that from ridin' a tractor when he's not typin' up the news.

But he's a shitlib.

They will "cast" fake conservatives and trick you with looks or accents. But they don't want to put actual conservatives in positions of power or influence.

Anything but that.


Posted by: Ace at 02:33 PM




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1 First.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 02:33 PM (FF+On)

2 Third?

Posted by: Ciampino - how many chins? at August 11, 2022 02:34 PM (qfLjt)

3 The post on Pelosi's son is actually pretty good. Looking forward to seeing its return

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 11, 2022 02:34 PM (5HBd1)

4 Is this about the internment camps for Trump supporters?

Posted by: I guess I'll ask them at August 11, 2022 02:34 PM (9FBGz)

5 Fuck this guy in particular.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2022 02:34 PM (eJn7u)

6 Second?

Posted by: Ciampino - how many chins? at August 11, 2022 02:34 PM (qfLjt)

7 Nothing.
Probably, aside from either resigning or committing seppuku, the best thing he could do.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 11, 2022 02:34 PM (zNcSj)

8 Lemme find my double-speak translator.

Posted by: BignJames at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (AwYPR)

9 3 days to make a statement.

Posted by: I guess I'll ask them at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (9FBGz)

10 Off sock

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (dliNp)

11 How is Garland going to explain that the DOJ/FBI are the fucking gestapo?

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (FF+On)

12 Now.. to the content...

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (53oGX)

13 The fact its taken this long for the DOJ to respond is in of itself disgusting.

The Dems made a really bad gamble here. Everything that's been thrown at Trump is now justifiably suspect in the public's mind.

There is NOTHING that a former President could have possibly taken that justifies a raid like this.

Posted by: Blago at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (PwNLq)

14 That's quite the prediction.

Like it'll actually happen...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

15 Press Announcement Bingo Card:

Unprecedented
Above the Law
Fact-finding
Justice
Local
Seized
By the Book

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (KemLg)

16 My flag is flying upside down, and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (Fv1Fp)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

18 The Law says what we want it to say in a convoluted way, and the Yale Law School will support our justification because why no, they don't have a case at the Supreme Court that we aren't throwing at all, why do you ask? - Garland probably...

Posted by: Scott_T at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (2waQ7)

19 If you don't want random men sniffing your wife's panties you will suck my dick.

That is all.

Posted by: Marrick Garland at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (ESjRY)

20 Additional training will be implemented.

Thank you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (guGkK)

21 Wasn't authorized by me...blah blah blah...mistakes were made blah blah blah blah...not politically motivated...etc. etc. etc.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 11, 2022 02:36 PM (NgqoH)

22 I'm watching the stream here and on CBS simultaneously. I love the echo.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at August 11, 2022 02:36 PM (qpX6U)

23 Ace, you need to overlay the *wonkwonkwonkwonk* soundtrack of Charlie Brown's Teacher over the Garland video.

It would be more honest and would make more sense.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 11, 2022 02:36 PM (tkOps)

24 Garland: "How I learned to love the tyranny bomb."

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2022 02:36 PM (Cus5s)

25 Three days to come up with a plausible lie.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2022 02:36 PM (eJn7u)

26 Whatever.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2022 02:36 PM (vcbvD)

27 His handlers can always play the "experiencing COVID-like symptoms" card if he begins to stammer, stutter, and talk nonsensically.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 11, 2022 02:36 PM (TNyrE)

28 I’m predicting a cringeworthy event.

Posted by: Squid at August 11, 2022 02:36 PM (N6Byc)

29 Can we hope he has a stroke on national tv?

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2022 02:36 PM (k8B25)

30 We had credible evidence from an informant that some of Mrs. Trump's panties were crotchless.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 02:36 PM (guGkK)

31 lol Jim.

I pretty much automatically do.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:36 PM (Fv1Fp)

32 The Statement hasn't started yet.

Did he wander off like his boss tends to do?

Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 02:36 PM (Z32m1)

33 3 The post on Pelosi's son is actually pretty good. Looking forward to seeing its return

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 11, 2022 02:34 PM (5HBd1)
----
Missed this. Where is it?

Posted by: Ciampino - another Hunter? at August 11, 2022 02:36 PM (qfLjt)

34 "I AM THE LAW!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

35 The bitches on the View just put new batteries in their vibrators while awaiting this presser.

Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2022 02:37 PM (mvqmh)

36 21 Wasn't authorized by me...blah blah blah...mistakes were made blah blah blah blah...not politically motivated...etc. etc. etc.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 11, 2022 02:36 PM (NgqoH)

That would be good, but I fear he is gonna claim some sort of crime by Trump has been verified by the "evidence" found

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:37 PM (bs+z0)

37 They are scared, and it is a reason other than the worthless, cowardly congressional GOP. The Cold Civil War about to go hot?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 11, 2022 02:37 PM (nMx88)

38 Hey Merrick, are you wearing any underwear? Who does it belong to? No, dipshit, stealing it doesn't make it yours.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 02:37 PM (llON8)

39 Not even bothering to listen to this fuckwit.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 11, 2022 02:37 PM (NgqoH)

40 The post on Pelosi's son is actually pretty good. Looking forward to seeing its return
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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An Ace Houdini moment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2022 02:37 PM (Wmbtn)

41 I'll have you know we found extremely incriminating evidence at Trump's house.

Look at these panties. Satin AND crotchless.

What's that? Oh. Yes. It is important I wear them right now so you can see what crotchless panties look like on me.

Posted by: Merrick Garland at August 11, 2022 02:37 PM (ESjRY)

42 ABC is already propping up Wray and Garland with soap bubbles spewing from their various fart clams.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, stocking up at August 11, 2022 02:37 PM (jTmQV)

43 Demi-cup bras? What loyal American even wears such a thing?

Posted by: Merrick Garland at August 11, 2022 02:37 PM (guGkK)

44 Can I venture a prediction about the content of his speech:

Ok ! Thanks

" not a raid...,routine..,effbe eyye executing a standard warrant.... Justice department not involved....,at that level..no one is above the law.."

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2022 02:37 PM (2igD3)

45 Has anyone here inverted their flag to indicate distress? I didn't do it after Biden was, ahem, "elected," but every day things keep getting worse I don't even know if anybody would notice the gesture.

Posted by: PabloD at August 11, 2022 02:37 PM (c+t3k)

46 Quaint has be redefined by the MSM

Merrick Garland is a good guy

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 02:37 PM (us2H3)

47 Just want to get ahead of AG Merrick Garland comments coming up at 2:30 EST: everything he will say is COMPLETE bullshit

And you may quote me on that.

Posted by: democrats: Raping The Children We Cannot Kill Since 1973! at August 11, 2022 02:37 PM (jV+aN)

48 Three days later . . .

Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 02:37 PM (nSW4G)

49 >>> 29 Can we hope he has a stroke on national tv?
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2022 02:36 PM (k8B25)

Garland dead of Suddenly!!!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at August 11, 2022 02:37 PM (llON8)

50 Thanks for the space, Chuy. Garland can eat all the dicks. I'm not listening to the lying, usurping tyrant.

He can DIAFF.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 11, 2022 02:38 PM (U3uv2)

51 The buffoon is late...why am I not surprised.

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2022 02:38 PM (+Cgut)

52 My flag is flying upside down, and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (Fv1Fp)

I'm good on the flag right now. Had my fill. Not interested.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 02:38 PM (KemLg)

53 Tee hee!

Posted by: ACLU at August 11, 2022 02:38 PM (9FBGz)

54 i bet you he just tells conservatives they have to stop criticizing the FBI because of this lone gunman situation.

Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 02:38 PM (B3oWe)

55 The tyrant's lackey speaks today.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 11, 2022 02:38 PM (Bd6X8)

56 Merrick Garland, Obama's "moderate" pick to replace Scalia.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 11, 2022 02:38 PM (s+pfm)

57 Would be cool if everyone cut to a Brett Kavanaugh speech as soon as Garland starts talking.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2022 02:38 PM (xPl2J)

58 Merrick Garland is running on CPT, Corrupt People's Time.

Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 02:38 PM (Z32m1)

59 Not even bothering to listen to this fuckwit.
Posted by: Heavy Meta
___

Me neither.

But the play-by-play by Ace and the Horde is entertaining.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:38 PM (Fv1Fp)

60 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female target's lingerie - we did. *winks at camera*

Posted by: Merrick Garland US AG at August 11, 2022 02:38 PM (4I/2K)

61 I believe he's going to announce that he has monkeypox and is taking a sabbatical to spend more time with unclean dicks.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 11, 2022 02:38 PM (ppBhU)

62 Ha, I saw that SMH posted on the flag thing while I was typing.

Posted by: PabloD at August 11, 2022 02:38 PM (c+t3k)

63 It wasn't us this time, swearzies!

Posted by: Cincinnati Staff at August 11, 2022 02:38 PM (819Go)

64 0uR dEm0cRaCy!11 -probably said a few dozen times

Posted by: OhNoNotTheBees at August 11, 2022 02:38 PM (PkJRd)

65 I'M KING KONG, MOTHERFUCKER!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2022 02:38 PM (W/9Bb)

66 I'd rather bang my head against a wall then see Garland, who reminds me of the down in the mouth sidekick on "Deputy Dawg". He always looks like his relative just died. I'll have to read the reports later

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 02:38 PM (wvo9L)

67 45 Has anyone here inverted their flag to indicate distress? I didn't do it after Biden was, ahem, "elected," but every day things keep getting worse I don't even know if anybody would notice the gesture.
Posted by: PabloD at August 11, 2022 02:37 PM (c+t3k)

I got a Betsy Ross flag and I send mail with the flag stamps upside down

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:39 PM (bs+z0)

68 This was not a raid! Did you get that?

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2022 02:39 PM (2igD3)

69 True patriots do not question the governor

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 02:39 PM (hwoGt)

70 And right now as I speak, Trump is being arrested.

Posted by: Garland at August 11, 2022 02:39 PM (9FBGz)

71 You notice none of the govt asshats can start on time?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2022 02:39 PM (UuD2k)

72 "Show me the man and I will find a crime.

Thank you. No questions, please."

Posted by: Merrick Garland at August 11, 2022 02:39 PM (guGkK)

73 I'm amazed at Ace's ability to post from the future.

Posted by: No one but me at August 11, 2022 02:39 PM (hHtIc)

74 Not even bothering to listen to this fuckwit.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 11, 2022 02:37 PM (NgqoH)

This is the way.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 02:39 PM (KemLg)

75 McConnell must have worked really closely with Garland for a cover story, whatever it turns out to be.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 11, 2022 02:39 PM (nMx88)

76 He's probably wearing a pair of Melania's panties that were seized.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2022 02:39 PM (xPl2J)

77 The first images from the security footage on the raid of Mar a Largo.

https://is.gd/AIjwQl

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

78 56 Merrick Garland, Obama's "moderate" pick to replace Scalia.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 11, 2022 02:38 PM (s+pfm)

Yeah, he is only Yezhov, not Beria.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 02:39 PM (dNqv+)

79 The Law says what we want it to say in a convoluted way, and the Yale Law School will support our justification because why no, they don't have a case at the Supreme Court that we aren't throwing at all, why do you ask? - Garland probably...
Posted by: Scott
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There's no controlling legal authority.

Posted by: Al Gore at August 11, 2022 02:39 PM (Wmbtn)

80 Me neither.

But the play-by-play by Ace and the Horde is entertaining.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:38 PM (Fv1Fp)


Same and same!

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 02:39 PM (DRSnL)

81 I hate this guy worse than even Biden. Pure shrimpy tyrant

Posted by: FIB = KGB at August 11, 2022 02:39 PM (ZGlod)

82 Number of agents punished for letting Whitey Bulger run the FBI = 1

Number of agents punished for framing Richard Jewell = 0

Number of agents punished for trying to get Pam Gellar assassinated = 0

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2022 02:39 PM (ESjRY)

83 When in the course of human events....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 02:39 PM (hwoGt)

84 Why do all these creeps look like they diddle boys?

/Occam's Razor FTW?!

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 11, 2022 02:39 PM (4D0Mw)

85 Search

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 02:39 PM (KemLg)

86 > My flag is flying upside down, and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future.

I've seen this a lot on reservations near me.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 02:40 PM (kDGvA)

87 Garland needs to come out with hand puppets and let them clear this up.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 02:40 PM (FF+On)

88 Not watching this shit, either.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2022 02:40 PM (W/9Bb)

89 The image on the YouTube link of Garland reminds me he has the look of someone that's shoved his dick in the mouth of a toddler.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

90 I think I can say with confidence that if the fbi ever raid Ozero's house they will stay the fuck outta Mooches panty drawer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2022 02:40 PM (eJn7u)

91 Garland's doing this to distract us! While we watch him, the FBI is breaking into our garages looking for bankers boxes.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at August 11, 2022 02:40 PM (qpX6U)

92 Does the US flag represent the US people, or the corrupt Deep Staters and WEF resetters? This determines whether I salute.

I kinda think the flag belongs to us. We may have to shed some stars, though.

Posted by: Emmie at August 11, 2022 02:40 PM (6RgRK)

93 I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!

Posted by: Merrick Garland at August 11, 2022 02:40 PM (llON8)

94 Number of agents punished for letting Larry Nassar molest little girls: 0

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 11, 2022 02:40 PM (9yUzE)

95 Number of agents punished for letting Whitey Bulger run the FBI = 1

Number of agents punished for framing Richard Jewell = 0

Number of agents punished for trying to get Pam Gellar assassinated = 0
Posted by: 18-1

No do Ruby Ridge and Waco.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 02:40 PM (FF+On)

96 The post on Pelosi's son was up long enough for me to read the post,, then it disappeared. It will be back up when we're done with this one.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 11, 2022 02:40 PM (5HBd1)

97 Legal Insurrection feed is going but Stalinist isn't up yet

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2022 02:40 PM (k8B25)

98 81 I hate this guy worse than even Biden. Pure shrimpy tyrant
Posted by: FIB = KGB at August 11, 2022 02:39 PM (ZGlod)

Garland is an absolute monster.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 11, 2022 02:41 PM (nMx88)

99 He will imply he has something major but will refuse details. Ie lie

Posted by: FIB = KGB at August 11, 2022 02:41 PM (ZGlod)

100 I know i'm behind the curve on this, but is it true that the official meaning of hanging the flag upside is not anti-american, but to broadcast that the fort is under attack from the inside? I don't know if that's a real thing, or some kind of urban legend Internet Fact.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 02:41 PM (/EuRN)

101 First he's going to give us an update on the NASCAR garage door pull cord investigation.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2022 02:41 PM (xPl2J)

102 What is it with all of these democrats never showing up on time? It has to be an intentional "FU I am more important than you are".

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2022 02:41 PM (bVYXr)

103 I think I can say with confidence that if the fbi ever raid Ozero's house they will stay the fuck outta Mooches panty drawer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2022 02:40 PM (eJn7u)

Well we know things can be hidden in them

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 02:41 PM (KemLg)

104 Number of agents punished for letting Whitey Bulger run the FBI = 1

Number of agents punished for framing Richard Jewell = 0

Number of agents punished for trying to get Pam Gellar assassinated = 0
Posted by: 18-1

No do Ruby Ridge and Waco.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 02:40 PM (FF+On)


*ahem*

Posted by: Stephen Hatfill at August 11, 2022 02:41 PM (guGkK)

105 It wasn't a raid, we didn't authorize the raid, the raid was totally justified.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 02:41 PM (hwoGt)

106 "Admittedly, the optics are not optimal, but the investigation is sound."

"We are now concerned that the target of this investigation is provoking violent speech and menacing threats by his followers against the good and honorable members of the FBI and DOJ."

"Shame on him."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:41 PM (lf83v)

107 Is it over?
Nothin

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of BAD TRUMPY MANS! at August 11, 2022 02:41 PM (iaILv)

108 I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
Posted by: Merrick Garland at August 11, 2022 02:40 PM (llON



You asked for it......


https://youtu.be/efq1RVm6cjw

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

109 He will sing, My Baby Shot Me Dead.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 11, 2022 02:41 PM (ujCo1)

110 It means the nation is in distress.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:42 PM (Fv1Fp)

111 There is no way he is gonna admit to doing anything wrong

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:42 PM (bs+z0)

112 Oh, his latest one that struck me.

"... without fear or favor"

Posted by: micky at August 11, 2022 02:42 PM (3byMq)

113 107 It wasn't a raid, we didn't authorize the raid, the raid was totally justified.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 02:41 PM (hwoGt)

Hah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 02:42 PM (dNqv+)

114 Talking heads on ABC are focusing on "domestic extremism".

Posted by: gourmand du jour, stocking up at August 11, 2022 02:42 PM (jTmQV)

115 99 81 I hate this guy worse than even Biden. Pure shrimpy tyrant
Posted by: FIB = KGB at August 11, 2022 02:39 PM (ZGlod)

Garland is an absolute monster.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 11, 2022 02:41 PM (nMx8

Come now, I like the cut of his jib!

Posted by: Zombie Heinrich Himmler at August 11, 2022 02:42 PM (PiwSw)

116 90 I think I can say with confidence that if the fbi ever raid Ozero's house they will stay the fuck outta Mooches panty drawer.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2022 02:40 PM (eJn7u)

Boxers... just say'in

Posted by: Reggie L at August 11, 2022 02:42 PM (53oGX)

117
*Ewok*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2022 02:42 PM (n+4am)

118 Providence has an extensive network of hospitals and clinics in the Portland area.

Every year in August, they have a massive bike ride across all the bridges in Portland that gets tens of thousands of people participating, and raises millions of dollars.

Well, it's this Sunday, and Antifa is going to disrupt it, because as a Catholic hospital, Providence doesn't do abortions, and refuses to castrate people in the name of "gender affirming care".

We'll see how much damage Antifa can do.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2022 02:42 PM (I2/tG)

119 Garland is never late. He arrives exactly when he intends to.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 02:42 PM (hwoGt)

120 Resign comrade shithead

Posted by: FIB = KGB at August 11, 2022 02:42 PM (ZGlod)

121 “Rule of Law”
“The investigation will led where it leads”
“No one is above the law”
“ Justice is blind”
“We had solid, verified confidential information to act on”

One or all of the above coming from the AG.

Posted by: Charles Martel at August 11, 2022 02:42 PM (DYvih)

122 Wait, are a bunch of comments disappearing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 02:42 PM (dNqv+)

123 Not even a smidgen of corruption here.

Posted by: Barry O at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (NgqoH)

124 I still say it's about Cincinatti and not Mar-A-Lago. All of us right wing terrorists need good talking to.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (qH6FZ)

125 I think I can say with confidence that if the fbi ever raid Ozero's house they will stay the fuck outta Mooches panty drawer.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2022 02:40 PM (eJn7u)


Do the two even live together anymore?

Posted by: spindrift at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (h5TKJ)

126 "America as you knew it is done. I am in charge now."

Posted by: Merrick Garland at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (guGkK)

127 the FBI raids Obama's house, do you think they'll go on his dildo drawer?
Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2022 02:41 PM (6l7pI)

Closet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (W/9Bb)

128 It means the nation is in distress.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:42 PM (Fv1Fp)

That was 12 years ago. What means life support?

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (KemLg)

129 Garland: One of the most sacred principles upon which this nation was founded was that the rich and powerful are above the law...except for the orange ones. This is demonstrated in the ability for the rich and powerful, hereinafter referred to as the nobility, to steal from commoners and have sex with children. The aforementioned orange person attempted to thwart these natural rights, although the media was strangely silent on this matter, and for that reason anything that the FBI, hereinafter referred to as the protectors of Democracy, do to him is justified. (probably)

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (uvymP)

130 QAnon has returned after months of silence. Thank you.

Posted by: Lola at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (NIYa7)

131 When in the course of human events....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 02:39 PM (hwoGt)

... it becomes necessary for one class to dissolve the survivalist bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and higher station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God Fauci entitle them ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (4D0Mw)

132
Well, it's this Sunday, and Antifa is going to disrupt it, because as a Catholic hospital, Providence doesn't do abortions, and refuses to castrate people in the name of "gender affirming care".

We'll see how much damage Antifa can do.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2022 02:42 PM (I2/tG)



Is it wrong to hope pAntifa is aborted on site?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

133 Someone's a little tardy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (lf83v)

134 Wait, are a bunch of comments disappearing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


It' a trap! Everybody out!

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (g1EEm)

135 'Der treue Merrick'

Posted by: No one but me at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (hHtIc)

136 Attorney General Obrien, from the Ministry of Love.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at August 11, 2022 02:44 PM (EDVRd)

137 126 "America as you knew it is done. I am in charge now."
Posted by: Merrick Garland at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (guGkK)

Biden's Cabal: "Do you feel in charge?"

Posted by: Thrawn at August 11, 2022 02:44 PM (Rl7KJ)

138 Annoying Portland bicyclists vs Antifa?
Nothing against Providence, but this one has me a bit conflicted.

Posted by: PabloD at August 11, 2022 02:44 PM (c+t3k)

139 Corrupt Attorney General of the Democrat Party Merrick Garland To Deliver Statement Simultaneously Empty and Deceitful Any Moment Now
++++
It's pathetic how easy it is to make that prediction.

How did it turn out?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 02:44 PM (WWh8n)

140 One day Trump, his family, his fortune and legacy will be lost. Like tears in the rain.

Posted by: Merritt Garland at August 11, 2022 02:44 PM (KemLg)

141 133 Someone's a little tardy.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (lf83v)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE GARLAND IS BOTH DIMINUITIVE AND MENTALLY CHALLENGED

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 11, 2022 02:44 PM (/EuRN)

142 Budd Dwyer II: Soup For Brains Boogaloo...

A Man Can Dream.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 11, 2022 02:44 PM (2CExO)

143 His ethical competence is only equaled by his promptness.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:45 PM (lf83v)

144 Garland will end w/

"... and how do you like me know Mr. Trump?!? Deny M_E_ M_Y_ spot on the Supreme Court. You have made me stronger than you could ever imagined! I am YoUr _DESTROYER_.

And thank you for coming MSNBC, CNN, AXIOS, Political, MRC, MoveOn, and Planned Parenthood."

Posted by: Scott_T at August 11, 2022 02:45 PM (2waQ7)

145 126 "America as you knew it is done. I am in charge now."
Posted by: Merrick Garland at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (guGkK)

Fuck you, pal. I'm the "I'm in charge" guy.

Posted by: Zombie Gen Al Haig at August 11, 2022 02:45 PM (4I/2K)

146 he is announcing President Trump's new government code name is "Emmanuel Goldstein"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2022 02:45 PM (/QZJ1)

147 133 Someone's a little tardy.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (lf83v)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE GARLAND IS BOTH DIMINUITIVE AND MENTALLY CHALLENGED
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER
___

lol

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:45 PM (Fv1Fp)

148 Do the two even live together anymore?
Posted by: spindrift at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (h5TKJ)

Live together, yes. Sleep together, I have that covered!

Posted by: Reggie's Love at August 11, 2022 02:45 PM (GvumD)

149 I got my dem fash bingo card primed. "No one is above the law" is free square basically.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 11, 2022 02:45 PM (OuH7W)

150 "QAnon has returned after months of silence. Thank you."

Fed Bois back on the job. Because if Q wasn't a Fed operation the alphabets would have kicked in the door in the middle of the night to grab Public Enemy #1 post Jan 6.

Posted by: OhNoNotTheBees at August 11, 2022 02:45 PM (PkJRd)

151 Supposedly Garland did not know about the raid beforehand. Hmm. Typically the Deputy AG handles FBI stuff for the AG. You know who Garland's Deputy is? Lisa Monaco, Obummer acolyte.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 02:45 PM (AMIL/)

152 Garland: "Director Wray was supposed to be here but that POS left on vacation before this political op, leaving me holding the bag."

Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2022 02:45 PM (G0vdT)

153 From ABC. You have to go along w Garland or else you are anti Semitic...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, stocking up at August 11, 2022 02:45 PM (jTmQV)

154 Someone's a little tardy.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (lf83v)



I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!

Posted by: Merrick Garland at August 11, 2022 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

155 Garland is rehearsing his speech, and cannot help breaking up in gales of laughter when he gets to the line

"in the interest of Justice."

He cannot help it. He knows what a ridiculous lie it is.

Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 02:45 PM (Z32m1)

156 QAnon has returned after months of silence. Thank you.
===
Well, that means the FBI is really desperate.

Ha. April 10 2018

>>979093
TRUST SESSIONS.
TRUST WRAY.
TRUST KANSAS.
TRUST HOROWITZ.
TRUST HUBER.
Q

Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 02:45 PM (As1fQ)

157 >>> 130 QAnon has returned after months of silence. Thank you.
Posted by: Lola at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (NIYa7)

??

Patriots in control!!!

/////

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 02:45 PM (llON8)

158 God is going to pucker than man's starfish (and all of the deceiving deceivers) so hard. The LORD is not mocked and HE doesn't appreciate people acting like HIM.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 11, 2022 02:46 PM (sI15f)

159 I like my cheese pizza with spaghetti on top

Posted by: Merritt Garland at August 11, 2022 02:46 PM (KemLg)

160 halfway through the event he turns into the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2022 02:46 PM (/QZJ1)

161 What is it with all of these democrats never showing up on time? It has to be an intentional "FU I am more important than you are".
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS)

I think in their sick, delusional minds, they think they're like rock stars creating anticipation because everyone can't wait to see them.

Nah, you're FU theory is probably right.

Posted by: Biergood at August 11, 2022 02:46 PM (FQWHA)

162 Let’s not forget Scalia was smothered by a pillow to get this Fugstick on SCOTUS.

The corruption in our government runs deep.

I’m now thinking Kurt Schlichters future history is best case.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at August 11, 2022 02:46 PM (ZW1rs)

163 I am predicting that after Garland's statement ends that his credibility would be favorably enhanced if he started strutting around in Melanie's lingerie and heels.

Early Fact Check: 100% Bullshit.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 02:46 PM (FF+On)

164 Annoying Portland bicyclists vs Antifa?
Nothing against Providence, but this one has me a bit conflicted.


Gonna have to side with the bicyclists one this one. They're trying to raise money for the hospital to offset the cost of illegals using the ER as an Urgent Care.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 11, 2022 02:46 PM (Bd6X8)

165 Dude even looks like a creep. Seriously, if this scumboil were arrested for kiddie porn, would anyone be surprised? He's got a face that was made for white panel vans.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 11, 2022 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

166 Whatever this lantern-jawed sentinel of justice is about to say, I endorse it.

Posted by: Andy McCarthy of National Review at August 11, 2022 02:46 PM (B3oWe)

167 He’s going to demonstrate his favorite sous vide recipes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 11, 2022 02:46 PM (MyP/f)

168 Joey is vacationing in South Carolina so this is big.

Posted by: Lola at August 11, 2022 02:46 PM (NIYa7)

169 Thank you for attending this press conference.

I was going to say something but I've got a plane to catch.

Good afternoon.

Posted by: AG Merrick "Judy" Garland at August 11, 2022 02:46 PM (h5TKJ)

170 so, basically, this is the start of the ba'aathist purges by the kg...I mean fbi.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 11, 2022 02:46 PM (OuH7W)

171 Budd Dwyer II: Soup For Brains Boogaloo...

A Man Can Dream.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 11, 2022 02:44 PM (2CExO)



That gave me a full on robot chubby.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

172 Please don't take this as defending Garland. He's a Stalinist monster. But I do wonder if he issues with conscience. Deep down, very deep down-but if at some level he regrets selling his soul to the devil.

Nah, he's a monster.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 02:47 PM (VdGjU)

173 Bubbles within Bubbles. Poppty pop pop.

Unraveling lies.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 11, 2022 02:47 PM (ujCo1)

174 142 Budd Dwyer II: Soup For Brains Boogaloo...

A Man Can Dream.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 11, 2022 02:44 PM (2CExO)

Nice shot man...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 11, 2022 02:47 PM (NgqoH)

175 This corrupt, mendacious pile of shit is the worst AG in American history, and I'm including Eric Holder in that assessment. NOTHING that this man says is true. We don't have a Department of Justice. We have a Department of "Just Us." A nation of The Party, by The Party, for The Party.

When I was young, the FBI was the gold standard. Now they can be counted on to shoot unarmed citizens, falsify evidence, promote terrorism, protect pedophiles and LIE, LIE, LIE. This is a CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION. This is organized crime hiding behind badges they are wholly unworthy of holding.

Pray for America.

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 11, 2022 02:47 PM (VDbGO)

176 Still working on how to keep lies straight

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2022 02:47 PM (k8B25)

177 130 QAnon has returned after months of silence. Thank you.
Posted by: Lola at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (NIYa7)


You realized that is an FBI trick, right?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 11, 2022 02:47 PM (sI15f)

178 "Lemme find my double-speak translator.

Posted by: BignJames"


Input: threat to democracy


Output: threat to Democrats

Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2022 02:47 PM (MxEKc)

179 The feds are incompetent. My friends nephew has been missing and assumed murdered by a child molester for 5 years. The suspect was convicted and jailed previously for something like bank fraud and the feds found ch*ld p*rn on his computer and didn't do a thing.
The boy was from texas. They found pictures of the kid on his computer. Texas put him in jail for 30 years for the pics on his computers.
This should have never happened.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 11, 2022 02:47 PM (0Cl6X)

180 talking heads at ABC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62x0tW5UTo4

Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 02:48 PM (Z32m1)

181 The Dems don't need no Q.

They just arrest people.

Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2022 02:48 PM (6TxNR)

182 It means the nation is in distress.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:42 PM (Fv1Fp)

That was 12 years ago. What means life support?

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (KemLg)

--------

Flying the Mental Illness Pride Flag upside down instead of the American Flag at the White House, Capitol Building, and US Embassies around the world?

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 11, 2022 02:48 PM (4D0Mw)

183 Every time he mentions that Trump supporters are now carrying out death threats on those sweet faithful doe-eyed Federal LE agents - you have to drink

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2022 02:48 PM (+Cgut)

184 Power-move to make us wait.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 02:48 PM (g1EEm)

185 172 Please don't take this as defending Garland. He's a Stalinist monster. But I do wonder if he issues with conscience. Deep down, very deep down-but if at some level he regrets selling his soul to the devil.

Nah, he's a monster.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 02:47 PM (VdGjU)

Monsters are made by their own hand. You think Nazis never had any hesitation. What MAKES them monsters (and not true psychopaths) is that they feel the hitch and go ahead and do it anyway for a variety of reasons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 02:48 PM (dNqv+)

186 I'm actually a little ticked off Garland's making us wait like this. It's not like he's Biden or something.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at August 11, 2022 02:48 PM (qpX6U)

187 "We cannot have a nation divided. Concede, damnit."

Posted by: Lola at August 11, 2022 02:48 PM (NIYa7)

188 "Badges? We don't need no steenking badges."

"Thank you and goodnight."

Posted by: Merrick Garland at August 11, 2022 02:48 PM (guGkK)

189 130 QAnon has returned after months of silence. Thank you.

Posted by: Lola
------------------------
Surely QAnon is not Merrick Garland. Well, that would explain some things actually.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 02:48 PM (CXr4y)

190 Damn. Palpatine is looking old.

Posted by: Wally at August 11, 2022 02:48 PM (vMWVi)

191 Was this a scheduled statement of the righteousness of the cause or a reaction and containment for a limited modified hangout.

Hashtag.... is the Brandon's watergate?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 11, 2022 02:48 PM (ScNGK)

192 "legal search"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2022 02:48 PM (/QZJ1)

193 Funny nothing has leaked from this whole thing

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:48 PM (bs+z0)

194 so yeah, once garland stops talking, various gop reps will be lined up like Sunni traitors
https://youtu.be/VEeT8ig4558?t=218

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 11, 2022 02:49 PM (OuH7W)

195 Merrick Garland Gives Historic Speech

Posted by: Tomorrow's Headlines Today! at August 11, 2022 02:49 PM (KemLg)

196 Annoying Portland bicyclists vs Antifa?
Nothing against Providence, but this one has me a bit conflicted.

I just want a high body count.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2022 02:49 PM (W/9Bb)

197 And it slowly dawned on the assembled crowd that they were being quietly mocked...

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 02:49 PM (g1EEm)

198 Remember, they want us to take up arms before Nov. this is all an op. It may be that we need to, but they have a plan.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 02:49 PM (hwoGt)

199 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 11, 2022 02:49 PM (T4tVD)

200 130 QAnon has returned after months of silence. Thank you.
Posted by: Lola at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (NIYa7)

Trust the plan! It had to be this way!

Posted by: Qbert at August 11, 2022 02:49 PM (GvumD)

201 Lionel Logue from "The King's Speech" is coaching him right now.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:49 PM (lf83v)

202 Dang, that's the judge from Night Court.

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2022 02:49 PM (0OP+5)

203 193 Funny nothing has leaked from this whole thing
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:48 PM (bs+z0)

I'm guessing it's a sign that everyone involved in this fiasco was caught flat footed, and the lawyers all need time to catch up with events.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 02:50 PM (/EuRN)

204 "Resident Biden has pledged to unite America. So anyone who refuses to unite will be executed in the basement here at DOJ, often by me personally."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2022 02:50 PM (/QZJ1)

205 186 I'm actually a little ticked off Garland's making us wait like this. It's not like he's Biden or something.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension
-------------------------
Hey, his fluffer has a helluva job to do getting dickless to perform.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 02:50 PM (CXr4y)

206 >16 My flag is flying upside down, and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (Fv1Fp)


The bride and I inverted ours as well the evening this came out.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 11, 2022 02:50 PM (sjdRT)

207 Power-move to make us wait.
==
He's on the phone with Wray.

Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 02:50 PM (I/hQA)

208 My prediction is that the speech will use a lot of words and say essentially:
- I know many people are shocked over the raid on MAL
- This raid was not politically-motivated
- This raid is well-predicated and based on legitimate information
- This raid was approved by the court after thorough and exhaustive review
- This raid was peacefully carried out
- Trump's "team" was notified about the raid
- The FBI and the DoJ are not political operators but pursue law and only law
- I want you all to know how this action resulted from the faith and integrity of the DoJ and FBI, not some political agenda
- As a move of confidence for the American people, the DoJ is launching an audit and review of everything to do with this raid to ensure that all procedures were followed.

Lemme know how I do

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 02:50 PM (WWh8n)

209 Merrick Garland Gives Historic Speech

Ich bin ein Berliner!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 02:50 PM (hwoGt)

210 I mean aside from "no one is above the law," what else is on the fash lib bingo card?

judging by raid on MAL, "sensitive government documents" meaning Christmas cards from world leaders

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 11, 2022 02:50 PM (OuH7W)

211 Garland looks like a Bolshevik out of central casting.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 11, 2022 02:51 PM (rJ48h)

212 Merrick Garland has MonkeyPox !!!

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 02:51 PM (us2H3)

213 Any reasonable prosecutor would have authorized the raid. Which wasn't actually a raid.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 02:51 PM (hwoGt)

214 Monsters are made by their own hand. You think Nazis never had any hesitation. What MAKES them monsters (and not true psychopaths) is that they feel the hitch and go ahead and do it anyway for a variety of reasons.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 02:48 PM (dNqv+)

They didn't hesitate because they had convinced themselves it was for the greater good. A lot or true evil has been done for the "greater good". That's why most collectivist schemes end in bloodshed and misery.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2022 02:51 PM (UuD2k)

215 He's going to say he first found out about the raid in the newspaper, like Historic Lesbian Jean-Pierre says Biden did.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2022 02:51 PM (ZGrMX)

216 When I see or hear of Qanon I get sick at my stomach. They really had me bought into that whole game and I feel tremendously foolish for ever believing it was something.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 11, 2022 02:51 PM (sI15f)

217 Salute the flag, everyone.

Salute the flag.
Posted by: Ace at 02:33 PM

C'mon, man! I thought I was supposed to salute the Marine! That's what the voice in my head said, and if I don't listen to it, Jill beats me!

Posted by: President Brandon at August 11, 2022 02:51 PM (JCZqz)

218 183 Every time he mentions that Trump supporters are now carrying out death threats on those sweet faithful doe-eyed Federal LE agents - you have to drink
Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2022 02:48 PM (+Cgut)

Heading out to the liquor store immediately, boss!

Posted by: NotEnoughLampposts at August 11, 2022 02:51 PM (n8UCK)

219 Whatever the Attorney General says is going to be enough to convince me.

Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (Uniparty-Utah) at August 11, 2022 02:51 PM (/QZJ1)

220 Sorry for the delay. I had to show #2 who is in charge of my lower GI.

Posted by: Merrick Garland at August 11, 2022 02:51 PM (4I/2K)

221 Funny nothing has leaked from this whole thing
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:48 PM (bs+z0)

I'm guessing it's a sign that everyone involved in this fiasco was caught flat footed, and the lawyers all need time to catch up with events.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 02:50 PM


Yep, everyone needs to get their stories straight, that takes time.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2022 02:51 PM (bVYXr)

222 one thing not on the fash ped devil bingo card "movement" because conservatives don't have movements which the fbi can't even keep data on...they have militias of moms committing domestic terror at school board meetings.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 11, 2022 02:51 PM (OuH7W)

223 So what kind of shit are we about to be served?

Horse?
Bull?

Posted by: weew at August 11, 2022 02:51 PM (Dj9Pv)

224 Lemme know how I do
___________________________________________

You forgot "This search was initiated by LEROYYYYY JENKIIIIIIINNSSSS!"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:51 PM (lf83v)

225 I couldn't possibly care less about what he has to say.

Words mean nothing.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 11, 2022 02:51 PM (TU8Tj)

226 added a prediction.

Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 02:52 PM (B3oWe)

227 Lemme know how I do
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 02:50 PM (WWh8n)


They don't like the word raid. Replace that with "service of a legal search warrant" and you are sure to be spot on.

Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2022 02:52 PM (6TxNR)

228 ABC "The DOJ and the FBI have really been working on this case for a long, long time, so it must have substance".

Posted by: gourmand du jour, stocking up at August 11, 2022 02:52 PM (jTmQV)

229 If the flag is upside down, do I have to stand on my head to salute it?

I'm so confused.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 02:52 PM (/EuRN)

230 Fox is reporting this statement will last 5 minutes. Just enough time to tell the nation to go fuck itself.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 02:52 PM (FF+On)

231 Lemme know how I do

Posted by: Joe Mannix
---------------------------
You broke that crystal egg thingy doing the horizontal mamba with your hotty harem but

Washington can use a man like Joe.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 02:52 PM (CXr4y)

232 They didn't hesitate because they had convinced themselves it was for the greater good. A lot or true evil has been done for the "greater good". That's why most collectivist schemes end in bloodshed and misery.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2022 02:51 PM (UuD2k)

Valid point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 02:52 PM (dNqv+)

233 "QAnon has returned after months of silence'


The Mara Lago raid was part of the plan. Very clever of Trump.

Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2022 02:52 PM (MxEKc)

234 When I was young, the FBI was the gold standard. Now they can be counted on to shoot unarmed citizens, falsify evidence, promote terrorism, protect pedophiles and LIE, LIE, LIE. This is a CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION. This is organized crime hiding behind badges they are wholly unworthy of holding.

Pray for America.
Posted by: Sam Adams at August 11, 2022 02:47 PM (VDbGO)


They were always corrupt. Since before J. Edgar. The only people that complained were unpopular people like Communists, Socialists, and Martin Luther King Jr.

Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 02:52 PM (Z32m1)

235 Garland: [onphone]" Yeah Chris, this AG Garland. Where the hell are you. We've got a Cat 5 shit storm here and your fucking drinking white claws and playing corn hole? Get your ass back here f'ing NOW"

Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2022 02:52 PM (G0vdT)

236 217 Salute the flag, everyone.

Salute the flag.
Posted by: Ace at 02:33 PM


I'll salute when it is washed

atm, it stinks like cilantro infused Mango

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 02:52 PM (us2H3)

237 Daddy, I don't wanna give a speech.


- Lil Merrick

Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2022 02:52 PM (gmo/4)

238 Merrick Garland Gives Historic Speech

Ich bin ein Berliner!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 02:50 PM (hwoGt)



Arbeit Macht Frei!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

239 They don't like the word raid. Replace that with "service of a legal search warrant" and you are sure to be spot on.
Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2022 02:52 PM (6TxNR)
++++
Right. Character limits are a thing, though. I expect to hear the word "action" a lot, too, if I am able to listen

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 02:53 PM (WWh8n)

240 223 So what kind of shit are we about to be served?

Horse?
Bull?
Posted by: weew at August 11, 2022 02:51 PM (Dj9Pv)

FBI, so....

Pig.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 02:53 PM (/EuRN)

241 Posted by: Chuy

This is going to take some getting used to.

Posted by: spindrift at August 11, 2022 02:53 PM (h5TKJ)

242 Lemme know how I do
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 02:50 PM (WWh8n)

I'm scoring you a 90 percent now, Joe.

Also, McConnell and similar GOP humps will give brief statements of appreciation and concern. This was worked out with them beforehand.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 11, 2022 02:53 PM (nMx88)

243 Garland's looking for his plectrum. Stand by.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at August 11, 2022 02:53 PM (qpX6U)

244 Wouldn't put itast Wrey to be Q Anon

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2022 02:53 PM (k8B25)

245 Merritt Garland is much more a threat to a peaceful America than any Antifa crowd.

He's supposed to be following the law.

Fat chance.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 11, 2022 02:53 PM (iSFki)

246 Arby's Makes Fries?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:53 PM (lf83v)

247 Merrick Garland: Inflation is zero and the raid was by the book. That is all. No questions.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 11, 2022 02:53 PM (s+pfm)

248 Lemme know how I do
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 02:50 PM (WWh8n)

You forgot to mention the Trump supporters death threats against those sweet doe-eyed FBI agents that Merrick is going to be outrageously outraged over...this is the new narrative that the Punchy and the media have come up with today

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2022 02:53 PM (+Cgut)

249 This raid would never happen to a Dem.

You'd have leaks, resignations and press conferences of outrage.

Resulting in Trump's impeachment.

Posted by: I Mean at August 11, 2022 02:53 PM (9FBGz)

250 If they claim the FIBBies acted with DOJ approval but there is no announcement that Wray is resigning its confirmation that it is Garlands op.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 11, 2022 02:53 PM (3cGpq)

251 so, what's this c***s***er up to

Posted by: DB at August 11, 2022 02:53 PM (geLO8)

252 211 Garland looks like a Bolshevik out of central casting.
Posted by: mr tmz at August 11, 2022 02:51 PM (rJ48h)

I've always thought he looked like the judge at a Salem witch trial.

Posted by: NotEnoughLampposts at August 11, 2022 02:53 PM (n8UCK)

253
That would be good, but I fear he is gonna claim some sort of crime by Trump has been verified by the "evidence" found
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:37 PM (bs+z0)

And it wasn't planted. Really. It wasn't. Serious, you guys.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (Qhnrt)

254 I'm gonna get ahead of this a bit

FUCK YOU MERRICK

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (us2H3)

255 Agree with Chuy — this will be hectoring to the deplorables.

Posted by: Squid at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (N6Byc)

256
Showing up late is part of the kink

Posted by: Barb Wire at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (/5llu)

257 They were always corrupt. Since before J. Edgar. The only people that complained were unpopular people like Communists, Socialists, and Martin Luther King Jr.

Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 02:52 PM (Z32m1)


Yeah, but now, them peoples is the FIB.

Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (gmo/4)

258 added a prediction.
Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 02:52 PM (B3oWe)



And it's likely to be spot on.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

259 He's disrespecting my time.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (4I/2K)

260 This busty bikini brunette isn't tuning in because she figures that if she wants to listen to some creepy dude tell her a pack of lies, she just go to any bar in the city tonight:
https://is.gd/vO9Dyo

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (WWh8n)

261 Maybe a QAnon terrorist in the audience will throw a mango at him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (guGkK)

262 yeah he's gonna frame the FBI as the victim

taking bets...

Posted by: DB at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (geLO8)

263 The fact that he is a half hour late for something that should be easy to explain if it was on the level tells me everything.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (ZLI7S)

264 229 If the flag is upside down, do I have to stand on my head to salute it?

I'm so confused.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 02:52 PM (/EuRN)

I would think you don't salute it, you fight for it.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (sI15f)

265 233 "QAnon has returned after months of silence'


The Mara Lago raid was part of the plan. Very clever of Trump.
Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2022 02:52 PM (MxEKc)

What if a lone Trump supporter in the FBI planted the tip that there was something there which triggered this mess.
I agree not likely, but it would explain how no one was prepared to comment, except Trump. I mean, the Media wasn't there to film... wouldn't the "real" FBI have tipped the media?

Posted by: Reggie L at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (53oGX)

266 The boy was from texas. They found pictures of the kid on his computer. Texas put him in jail for 30 years for the pics on his computers.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 11, 2022 02:47 PM (0Cl6X)


Does general population know what he's in for? They don't, generally, cotton to that sort.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (uvymP)

267 without DOJ approval. News is too fast for me today. I'm out.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (3cGpq)

268 Stop wasting my time!

Posted by: Mr. Hand at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (4I/2K)

269 MAGA Warlord Poso
@JackPosobiec

2m
JUST NOW: ABC guest blames FBI raid anger on Neo-Nazis because Merrick Garland is Jewish

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (NpAcC)

270 One-finger salute.

Posted by: Brother Tim...as the man said, the die is cast at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (OUMaO)

271 off bama sock...

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (53oGX)

272 246 Arby's Makes Fries?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:53 PM (lf83v)

Nope. Potato cakes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (dNqv+)

273 200 130 QAnon has returned after months of silence. Thank you.
Posted by: Lola at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (NIYa7)

Trust the plan! It had to be this way!
Posted by: Qbert at August 11, 2022 02:49 PM

He wasn't busy with Jan 6th hearings, tiki-torch parties in khakis, and covering up the Gov Whitmer sting. Not at all. Don't look too closely at the Mar-a-lago footage either, as he forgot to wear his mask for a sec.

Posted by: Not an FBI Plant! at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (JCZqz)

274 "Good afternoon, I'm Merrick Garland, my pronouns are he/him and I'm wearing a blue suit... "

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (KemLg)

275 Becaue no one believes anything I say I am now introducing my new spokesman, Deep-Fake Efram Zimbalist Jr.

Posted by: Merrick Garland at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (/QZJ1)

276 In better news...

An inscription found at an excavation near the Sea of Galilee strengthens beliefs that the site was a church built over the home of Saint Peter and his brother Andrew, two of the first disciples of Jesus, archaeologists said.

Researchers believe the building is the lost Byzantine period Church of the Apostles located in the biblical village of Bethsaida.

Archeologists from the Kinneret Institute for Galilee Archeology at Kinneret College and Nyack College, led by Prof. Mordechai Aviam and Prof. Steven Notley, said Wednesday that the inscription in a mosaic floor uses a common term for Peter, strengthening their theory that they have correctly identified the location.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (hwoGt)

277 Announce Trump is under indictment for RUSSIAN EVERYTHING and martial law will be declared if even a single citizen writes a single objectionable tweet about it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (aHDPO)

278 The fact that he is 30 minutes late tells me Obama is somehow involved. He was routinely late.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (lf83v)

279 Dear Merrick,
Suicide is an option.

Lead by example.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (zB/T/)

280 He and Wray like to act like they are kings.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (sI15f)

281 263 The fact that he is a half hour late for something that should be easy to explain if it was on the level tells me everything.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (ZLI7S)

yep

whores are never on time

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (us2H3)

282 Have phone and tablet going, As said Legal Insurrection has a live feed of podium with 2 flags behind, so keeping tablet on that.

Posted by: Skip's phone at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (k8B25)

283 ABC "The DOJ and the FBI have really been working on this case for a long, long time, so it must have substance".
Posted by: gourmand du jour

LOL...I hope they occasionally remove their tongues from the DNC's asshole to occasionally drink some water, especially here in summer.

Posted by: Biergood at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (FQWHA)

284 When I see or hear of Qanon I get sick at my stomach. They really had me bought into that whole game and I feel tremendously foolish for ever believing it was something.
Posted by: Miss Issippi


somene thought the power of myth and legend would be helpful. Think of the Scarlet Pimpernil?

Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (Z32m1)

285 You forgot to mention the Trump supporters death threats against those sweet doe-eyed FBI agents that Merrick is going to be outrageously outraged over...this is the new narrative that the Punchy and the media have come up with today
Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2022 02:53 PM (+Cgut)
++++
Ah, yes. Good one. I am sure he will be "deeply concerned about the baseless backlash and even credible threats of violence against the agency that the misinformed and partisan coverage of this action has engendered."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (WWh8n)

286 260 This busty bikini brunette isn't tuning in because she figures that if she wants to listen to some creepy dude tell her a pack of lies, she just go to any bar in the city tonight:
https://is.gd/vO9Dyo
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (WWh8n)

Nice. I like the eyes. Amongst other things...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (dNqv+)

287 Get someone from the Naval Observatory to reset Mervin Garlic's watch.

This is ridiculous and unprofessional.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2022 02:56 PM (Y5qcH)

288 First part of the speech leaked:

My whole life I have been living a lie.

I've felt like a woman trapped in a man's body...

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 02:56 PM (g1EEm)

289 And it wasn't planted. Really. It wasn't. Serious, you guys.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (Qhnrt)

If you can't trust federal agents, who can you trust?

Posted by: No one but me at August 11, 2022 02:56 PM (hHtIc)

290 This busty bikini brunette isn't tuning in because she figures that if she wants to listen to some creepy dude tell her a pack of lies, she just go to any bar in the city tonight:
https://is.gd/vO9Dyo
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (WWh8n)

Them cherries are ripe indeed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2022 02:56 PM (4I/2K)

291 >>The fact that he is a half hour late for something that should be easy to explain if it was on the level tells me everything.

Posted by: JackStraw


last minute review of the scripted bullshit

Posted by: DB at August 11, 2022 02:56 PM (geLO8)

292 He's still on the phone with Wray. Its not going well. He's having to negotiate what he can say before he says it.

Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 02:56 PM (I/hQA)

293 I will not be watching. I have more pressing things to do today like play with my dog.

Lies, more dang lies. Not interested.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 11, 2022 02:56 PM (haWye)

294 Before we start, I have a little ice-breaker.

"A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into Mar-A-Lago..."

Posted by: Merrick Garland at August 11, 2022 02:56 PM (/QZJ1)

295 One day Trump, his family, his fortune and legacy will be lost. Like tears in the rain.

Posted by: Merritt Garland at August 11, 2022 02:44 PM (KemLg)

--------

Howard Zinn's updated history book -- mandated as the only allowable book on history by the Ministry of Truth -- Will record that Hillary Clinton was elected and the 45th POTUS in 2016, presiding over the most prosperous and Prius economy in U.S. history

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 11, 2022 02:56 PM (4D0Mw)

296 Pushing 300 comments before his first lie.

Posted by: Squid at August 11, 2022 02:57 PM (N6Byc)

297 Why won't Brandon come out and make a statement about how he dinnonuffin until he read about in the papers. We need to know brandons position. From his own mouf. I want to hear him deny knowledge and condem the heavy handed obvious political op.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 11, 2022 02:57 PM (ScNGK)

298 wouldn't the "real" FBI have tipped the media?

Posted by: Reggie L at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (53oGX)

Not if they wanted to show enough "propriety" to muddle the soup.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 02:57 PM (KemLg)

299 >This is ridiculous and unprofessional.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe



welcome to the FBI

Posted by: DB at August 11, 2022 02:57 PM (geLO8)

300 The fact that he is a half hour late for something that should be easy to explain if it was on the level tells me everything.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (ZLI7S)
++++
I have never once seen a press event start on time, since I started paying attention during the Obama administration. The daily COVID briefs are the sole exception. Trump was usually 10-15 minutes late, Biden is usually 15-20 minutes late. 30 is unusual in my experience, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 02:57 PM (WWh8n)

301 This is because Wray can have a press conference too, when he gets back from vacation.

Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 02:57 PM (I/hQA)

302 My flag is flying upside down, and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (Fv1Fp)



*jots down a new note*

Posted by: Today's FBI at August 11, 2022 02:57 PM (Vu7A1)

303 we found evidence of zoo porn in Trump's safe

Trump is hung like a horse

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 02:57 PM (us2H3)

304 "Good afternoon, I'm Merrick Garland, my pronouns are he/him and I'm wearing a blue suit... "

"Before I begin my remarks, let me acknowledge this land was stolen from the Potomac people, and we are so sorry. But not sorry enough to give it back, so suck it, Potos."

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at August 11, 2022 02:57 PM (qpX6U)

305 The fact that he is 30 minutes late tells me Obama is somehow involved. He was routinely late.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM


They are still working on focus group testing to get their story figured out.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2022 02:57 PM (bVYXr)

306 168 Joey is vacationing in South Carolina so this is big.
Posted by: Lola at August 11, 2022 02:46 PM (NIYa7)
Probably the Gullah/Geechee Nation International Music Festival at Hilton Head. But that was this past weekend. Maybe he wrote it down in the wrong space?

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2022 02:57 PM (0OP+5)

307 2 days and 30 minutes late.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 02:57 PM (hwoGt)

308 *freest economy in U. S. history

Damn voice translation ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 11, 2022 02:57 PM (4D0Mw)

309 281 263 The fact that he is a half hour late for something that should be easy to explain if it was on the level tells me everything.

they just find it amusing to show how little they think of us

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 11, 2022 02:57 PM (w0NJk)

310 Why would there be leaks? Democrats are the most disciplined operation this side of Peoples Republic of NK. Messaging...

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 02:58 PM (KemLg)

311 Stop wasting my time!
Posted by: Mr. Hand at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (4I/2K)

Where's Spicoli?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2022 02:58 PM (W/9Bb)

312 I just hope he'll have charts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 02:58 PM (guGkK)

313 Politics
Biden approval hits two-month high after week of wins for Democrats

Posted by: DB at August 11, 2022 02:58 PM (geLO8)

314 "The presentation will begin only after the majority of the Horde has been assembled. After all, we're watching you watching me. Also for your information, I'll be speaking softly."

Posted by: Lola at August 11, 2022 02:58 PM (NIYa7)

315 JUST NOW: ABC guest blames FBI raid anger on Neo-Nazis because Merrick Garland is Jewish
Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (NpAcC)

Yup - the media and lefties in the Punchy Admin have settled on a narrative - its the reaction to the raid that's the problem! Not the raid itself- which was necessary to protect Democracy - Garland is going to emphasis this...

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2022 02:58 PM (+Cgut)

316 Corrupt Attorney General of the Democrat Party Merrick Garland To Deliver Statement Simultaneously Empty and Deceitful Any Moment Now
_______________

Assume lying positions!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 02:58 PM (o7AUf)

317 Obviously Merrick the Witless got his time zones mixed up...all the stress of the new Drumpf-inspired "death threats" have him and all the honest Stasi..I mean FBI agents rightly spooked.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 11, 2022 02:58 PM (Rl7KJ)

318 Posted by: Mr. Hand at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (4I/2K)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 11, 2022 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

319 It is 100 miles to Mar a Lago, we have 1/2 tank of gas, it is dark outside and we are wearing sunglasses.

-FBI.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 02:58 PM (hwoGt)

320 Why won't Brandon come out and make a statement about how he dinnonuffin until he read about in the papers. We need to know brandons position. From his own mouf. I want to hear him deny knowledge and condem the heavy handed obvious political op.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 11, 2022 02:57 PM (ScNGK)
++++
Which is why he won't. I think that the smartest move for him right now is to make no move at all, and his handlers probably reached the same assessment. Let the DoJ settle on a position first, figure out who's going to be the patsy, then let the president reinforce it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 02:58 PM (WWh8n)

321 >>> 297 Why won't Brandon come out and make a statement about how he dinnonuffin until he read about in the papers. We need to know brandons position. From his own mouf. I want to hear him deny knowledge and condem the heavy handed obvious political op.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 11, 2022 02:57 PM (ScNGK)

Dork Brandon tested positive for woofloo for the 82nd time today, so he's indisposed.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 02:58 PM (llON8)

322 292 He's still on the phone with Wray. Its not going well. He's having to negotiate what he can say before he says it.
Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 02:56 PM (I/hQA)

Exactly. This entire horror has been one unending shitshow. Wray is criminal trash, too, so he knows he has to leave himself an out in the highly unlikely event the GOPe does anything.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 11, 2022 02:58 PM (nMx88)

323 "My first Venn diagram this afternoon will show..."

Posted by: Merrick Garland at August 11, 2022 02:58 PM (guGkK)

324 He's had two days to get his lies straight and he still stumbles.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 11, 2022 02:58 PM (rJ48h)

325 Hamster Chuy and the Gooey Kablooie

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 11, 2022 02:58 PM (MyP/f)

326 Still trying to get the lies straight?

Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 02:58 PM (Z32m1)

327 Are democrats always late?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2022 02:59 PM (Irn0L)

328 up - the media and lefties in the Punchy Admin have settled on a narrative - its the reaction to the raid that's the problem! Not the raid itself- which was necessary to protect Democracy - Garland is going to emphasis this...
Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2022 02:58 PM (+Cgut)

That will be maddening. They are pushing us to fire first.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 11, 2022 02:59 PM (sI15f)

329 There he is.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2022 02:59 PM (W/9Bb)

330 "When I see or hear of Qanon I get sick at my stomach. They really had me bought into that "

I could never find an authoritative source of Q, so they couldn't hook me. I checked q.com and q.net, etc. Nada.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at August 11, 2022 02:59 PM (qpX6U)

331 I think that the delay is caused by the teleprompter continuing to reject the text of his speech. It's developed an aversion to baseless lies.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 11, 2022 02:59 PM (oGiDo)

332 257 They were always corrupt. Since before J. Edgar. The only people that complained were unpopular people like Communists, Socialists, and Martin Luther King Jr.
Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 02:52 PM (Z32m1)

Yeah, but now, them peoples is the FIB.
Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM

No way! That icky regressive MLK wanted a colorblind society, where people lived and worked together in equality. That's totally racist, homophobic and evil! We want a JUST society, which means privilege and separate spaces for minority groups that vote Democrat, and punishment for straight cis white men.

Posted by: FBI DEI manager at August 11, 2022 02:59 PM (JCZqz)

333 what did South Carolina do to deserve being infested by Bidens?!?!

they'll never get the smell out

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 11, 2022 02:59 PM (w0NJk)

334 - As a move of confidence for the American people, the DoJ is launching an audit and review of everything to do with this raid to ensure that all procedures were followed.

Lemme know how I do

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 02:50 PM (WWh8n)


If that's his messaging today, and it may be, Garland should release the search warrant and the affidavit used to request the warrant, now. Unlikely, because reasons.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 02:59 PM (AMIL/)

335 They are still working on focus group testing to get their story figured out.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2022 02:57 PM (bVYXr)

--------

"They had to issue an Ultra Warrant -- it was the only way to be sure."

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 11, 2022 02:59 PM (4D0Mw)

336 added updates

Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 02:59 PM (B3oWe)

337 JUST NOW: ABC guest blames FBI raid anger on Neo-Nazis because Merrick Garland is Jewish
Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (NpAcC)
++++
JUST NOW: "Ace of Spades" commenter Joe Mannix invites ABC guest to give his unwashed taint a tongue-bath.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:00 PM (WWh8n)

338 Garland admits that Bradley Grinder is a man

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 03:00 PM (us2H3)

339 I am Fuck! Fuck of the mountain!

Posted by: Squid at August 11, 2022 03:00 PM (N6Byc)

340 Garland's trying to test Ace to see how long it takes to force a nood willowing.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at August 11, 2022 03:00 PM (qpX6U)

341 I think that the delay is caused by the teleprompter continuing to reject the text of his speech. It's developed an aversion to baseless lies.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 11, 2022 02:59 PM (oGiDo)



The speech was written by Meta's AI?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

342 I am not an animal!

Posted by: Me at August 11, 2022 03:00 PM (nbQQq)

343 I'm not surprised by the " nazi " bullshit, like Mayorkas, and Levine, these POS were deliberately chosen to violate ethics and the law so that critics could be labeled nazis and antisemites for raising any objections.

Posted by: CN at August 11, 2022 03:00 PM (VuQO/)

344 Merrick: "We now have enough evidence to indict the Big Meanie Orange man and send him to a Pound-Me-In-The-Ass Federal prison for the next 50 cycles!"

Posted by: Thrawn at August 11, 2022 03:00 PM (Rl7KJ)

345 Brett Baier is making a case that this raid on President Trump home over a document dispute would be totally justified if negotiations broke down.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 03:00 PM (FF+On)

346 330 "When I see or hear of Qanon I get sick at my stomach. They really had me bought into that "


dude you ... I ....

first of all anything with a zillion stupid links everywhere and fakey symbols mixed with text COME ON

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 11, 2022 03:00 PM (w0NJk)

347 This thread might be exhausted before the address even *starts* at this rate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:00 PM (WWh8n)

348 So Garland is a Joo?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 11, 2022 03:01 PM (Fbj1q)

349 Maybe he is going to declare he is the new President and taking over the government

Posted by: Skip's phone at August 11, 2022 03:01 PM (k8B25)

350 I just hope he'll have charts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 02:58 PM (guGkK)


Or a white board like Rove.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 11, 2022 03:01 PM (zB/T/)

351 I had to bail out on the ABC feed.
I can't drink bullshit from a fire hose.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, stocking up at August 11, 2022 03:01 PM (jTmQV)

352 *jots down a new note*
Posted by: Today's FBI
___

Jot it down.
Take a pic.
Don't give a f*ck.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 03:01 PM (Fv1Fp)

353 Merrick continued... "With endless options for renewal! (echoes)"

Posted by: Thrawn at August 11, 2022 03:01 PM (Rl7KJ)

354 We found a secret museum of Nazi memorabilia in Trump's basement.

Posted by: Merrick Garland at August 11, 2022 03:01 PM (/QZJ1)

355 >>> 345 Brett Baier is making a case that this raid on President Trump home over a document dispute would be totally justified if negotiations broke down.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 03:00 PM (FF+On)

Brett Baier is stupid and needs to be beaten with a tire iron.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 03:01 PM (llON8)

356 "ABC now claims that anger about the raid is... just because Merrick Garland is Jewish."

He is? I didn't know that and would have lost a bet on that. Oh well, you Jews can have him. Us goyim already have enough assholes of our own.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 11, 2022 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

357 They are still working on focus group testing to get their story figured out.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2022 02:57 PM (bVYXr)

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"They had to issue an Ultra Warrant -- it was the only way to be sure."

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 11, 2022 02:59 PM


It was a double secret probation warrant.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2022 03:01 PM (bVYXr)

358 JUST NOW: ABC guest blames FBI raid anger on Neo-Nazis because Merrick Garland is Jewish

Garland is about as Jewish as Whoopi Goldberg.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2022 03:01 PM (ZGrMX)

359 Merrick is going to cancel. Without explanation.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 03:01 PM (lf83v)

360 >>>somene thought the power of myth and legend would be helpful. Think of the Scarlet Pimpernil?


Stupid lies are generally not helpful to anything

Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 03:01 PM (B3oWe)

361 JUST NOW: ABC guest blames FBI raid anger on Neo-Nazis because Merrick Garland is Jewish
Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (NpAcC)
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JUST NOW: "Ace of Spades" commenter Joe Mannix invites ABC guest to give his unwashed taint a tongue-bath.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:00 PM (WWh8n)

I didn't know he was Jewish. Can I still be an anti Semite?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 03:01 PM (VdGjU)

362 Is it Fitzmas yet?

Posted by: No one but me at August 11, 2022 03:01 PM (hHtIc)

363 we discovered that Melania's panties smelled like horse cock

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 03:01 PM (us2H3)

364 Maybe Durham can be assigned to investigate this.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 03:01 PM (hwoGt)

365 Jeebus is Wray back from his Vaca? Did he leave town to avoid this shit show?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 11, 2022 03:01 PM (ScNGK)

366 When I see or hear of Qanon I get sick at my stomach. They really had me bought into that "


dude you ... I ....

first of all anything with a zillion stupid links everywhere and fakey symbols mixed with text COME ON
Posted by: BlackOrchid
___

She's young, cut her some slack.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 03:02 PM (Fv1Fp)

367 no one knows that dude is Jewish come ON

wtf?!?! how would they even know that?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 11, 2022 03:02 PM (w0NJk)

368 Not the raid itself- which was necessary to protect Democracy
______________

Not the raid itself- which was necessary to protect OUR Democracy

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 03:02 PM (o7AUf)

369 I hope he clarifies how many ways from Sunday he's going to get us. So we'll know when they'll stop.

There's the other way to know when they'll stop too.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at August 11, 2022 03:02 PM (DePyg)

370 296 Pushing 300 comments before his first lie.

-

2:30 EDT was the first lie

Posted by: CornPop at August 11, 2022 03:02 PM (DfINf)

371 Brett Baier is making a case that this raid on President Trump home over a document dispute would be totally justified if negotiations broke down.
==
Brett Baier is a streetwalker.

Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 03:02 PM (I/hQA)

372 Reminds me of Fitzmas.

I still remember the day they took Dick Cheney out of the White House in cuffs

Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 03:02 PM (Z32m1)

373 Garland is the Barbra Streisand of Whoopi Goldbergs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 03:02 PM (guGkK)

374 16. I stuck banana stickers on mine

Posted by: CN at August 11, 2022 03:02 PM (VuQO/)

375 Joo NAZIs are kind of special.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 11, 2022 03:02 PM (Fbj1q)

376 360 >>>somene thought the power of myth and legend would be helpful. Think of the Scarlet Pimpernil?


Zinc me

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 03:02 PM (us2H3)

377 COME ON OUT YOU OLD RAT

Posted by: DB at August 11, 2022 03:02 PM (geLO8)

378 Brett Baier ....
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 03:00 PM (FF+On)
===============
who the hell cares what that lefty fuck says.

Posted by: Mr. and Mrs America at August 11, 2022 03:02 PM (/QZJ1)

379 I didn't know he was Jewish. Can I still be an anti Semite?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 03:01 PM (VdGjU)

You're subconsciously an anti-Semite.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 03:02 PM (CqUXU)

380 Garland admits that Bradley Grinder is a man

Also Michael Obama.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2022 03:02 PM (ZGrMX)

381 Brett Baier is making a case that this raid on President Trump home over a document dispute would be totally justified if negotiations broke down.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 03:00 PM (FF+On)

Yeah - DOJ/FBI angry! Smash Trump - smell wife's panties!

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2022 03:03 PM (+Cgut)

382 We found a phone in trumps house. And if you push the buttons in the correct order it connects directly to Putin!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 03:03 PM (hwoGt)

383 what did South Carolina do to deserve being infested by Bidens?!?!
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Could be the slime trail left by the Clintons. They've been tainting Hilton Head for thirty years.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2022 03:03 PM (FyHyH)

384 If you don't support raiding Trump's place, then you ain't a Jew...

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 03:03 PM (KemLg)

385 337 JUST NOW: ABC guest blames FBI raid anger on Neo-Nazis because Merrick Garland is Jewish
Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (NpAcC)
++++
JUST NOW: "Ace of Spades" commenter Joe Mannix invites ABC guest to give his unwashed taint a tongue-bath.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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I would not say such things if I were you. The employees of DevilMouse might just take you up on it although you are bit older than their targeted demographic.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 03:03 PM (CXr4y)

386 367. The family changed their name from Finkelstein

Posted by: CN at August 11, 2022 03:03 PM (VuQO/)

387 Brett Baier is a streetwalker.
Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 03:02 PM (I/hQA)


A fat one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 03:03 PM (DRSnL)

388 278 The fact that he is 30 minutes late tells me Obama is somehow involved. He was routinely late.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:55 PM (lf83v)

Yup. Keep the proles waiting.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2022 03:03 PM (Qhnrt)

389 We found a phone in trumps house. And if you push the buttons in the correct order it connects directly to Putin!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 03:03 PM (hwoGt)
++++
BURN HIM!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:03 PM (WWh8n)

390 This is not the lying Communist homosexual you're looking for...

Posted by: Obi Wan Garlandini at August 11, 2022 03:03 PM (sWM8x)

391 drinks when Merrick looks like an old woman watching some hottie get ass boned

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 03:03 PM (us2H3)

392 YOU deny trying to arrest YOUR opponent

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (KemLg)

393 Maybe if Garland wore Lederhosen he'd be more approachable.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (Fbj1q)

394 Finally 30 minutes late!

Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (Z32m1)

395 Funny how the guy on ABC whines about right wing violence happening "like clockwork" in response to the DOJ taking action against Trump without realizing his response is the same thing the left parrots every single time they attack one of ours.

Like clockwork.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)

396 Does anyone have "I have offered my resignation to President Biden and he has accepted " in bullshit bingo?

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (sjdRT)

397 BREAKING: AG reveals that Melania Trump sometimes wore both panties and a garter belt!

Developing...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (guGkK)

398 Another Jewish Marxist, I'm stunned
🤔

Posted by: Skip's phone at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (k8B25)

399 Are democrats always late?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2022 02:59 PM (Irn0L)

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They're operating on random Hawaiian judge time.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (4D0Mw)

400 Apologies. I had just found out that my car's warranty had expired.

Posted by: Merrick Garland at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (4I/2K)

401 Status: Preparing for rage stroke.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (FVME7)

402 Isn't the whole panty raid on tape with Mar a Lago security cams or did the honorable fbi turn off the recording devices? Why are these guys never recorded? If they have nothing to fear why not record everything. Hahaha. I crack me up.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (ScNGK)

403 *holds up crusty panties*
garland: we found this in Melania's underwear drawer
douchey: were they crusty when you found them, or after you made Criminal Wray (tm) give them to you?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (MrZQl)

404 Garland: "I want to apologize to the American people for the events surrounding the raid on Trump's house. There was a total communication breakdown here at the DOJ/FBI.

We were supposed to add him to the FBI's "Ten Most Wanted" list as well"

Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (G0vdT)

405 They're waiting for Obama to sign off on the statement, but Obama is too busy counting the money for the Iranians.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (lf83v)

406 speaking of soibois who have known the pleasing ache of a man filling the deepest corners of their need-holes...Oh, Oh you meant Bean o-Rorky. I thought you meant Merrick. All the gun grabbers look the same to me.

Posted by: Suzzane Somers Thigh-Master at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (OgZm3)

407 I would not say such things if I were you. The employees of DevilMouse might just take you up on it although you are bit older than their targeted demographic.
Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 03:03 PM (CXr4y)
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Heh. If they do, I'll put a slice of bologna in my trousers and walk around all day outside in the heat and humidity before heading over the appointment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (WWh8n)

408 Maybe he blames the whole thing on bad information from Mike Pence.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (/QZJ1)

409 "No one is above the law. Except Hunter. And Joe, of course. And Hillary. Can't forget her. Who else? Lemme see, I got a list here" [fumbles in pants for twelve minutes].

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (p+1gI)

410 Garland is what you wrap around a Jewish Christmas tree.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (CqUXU)

411 is everybody's BS detector switched on?

Posted by: DB at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (geLO8)

412 Apparently negotiations over who'll be the fall guy have broke down.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2022 03:05 PM (BFigT)

413 As God is my witness, I didn't know I was supposed to hate domestic terror captain Garland because he was Jewish.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 11, 2022 03:05 PM (U3uv2)

414 I didn't know he was Jewish. Can I still be an anti Semite?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 03:01 PM (VdGjU)
_______________

Me either. I think a lot of us anti-Semites need to get our Jewdar recalibrated.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 03:05 PM (o7AUf)

415 358. Wrong. He's Jewish and was probably chosen so that the antifa fuckers could call his detractors " nazi"

Posted by: CN at August 11, 2022 03:05 PM (VuQO/)

416 Status: Preparing for rage stroke.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
___

Seems like a stupid thing to prepare for.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 03:05 PM (Fv1Fp)

417 2 minute warning has been issued.

Posted by: Lola at August 11, 2022 03:05 PM (NIYa7)

418 330 "When I see or hear of Qanon I get sick at my stomach. They really had me bought into that "

I could never find an authoritative source of Q, so they couldn't hook me. I checked q.com and q.net, etc. Nada.
Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at August 11, 2022 02:59 PM (qpX6U)

Nothin' to see here...

***whistles innocently***

(BgMrQ)

Posted by: Neo at August 11, 2022 03:05 PM (BgMrQ)

419 Had a dental cleaning and am now enjoying a whopper with bacon and cheese. $10 but so tasty.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 11, 2022 03:05 PM (MlwJc)

420 Are there pro- Semites?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 03:05 PM (hwoGt)

421 /off Matrix sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 11, 2022 03:05 PM (BgMrQ)

422 Here we go.

Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2022 03:05 PM (G0vdT)

423 Garland saying he's Jewish is like Kinzinger saying he served

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 03:06 PM (us2H3)

424 Does anyone have "I have offered my resignation to President Biden and he has accepted " in bullshit bingo?
Posted by: Muad'dib

"i just singed a four year contract with cnn"

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 11, 2022 03:06 PM (MrZQl)

425 Odds on Q&A following the address?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:06 PM (WWh8n)

426 So Garland won't leave the bunker?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 11, 2022 03:06 PM (Fbj1q)

427 is everybody's BS detector switched on?
Posted by: DB at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (geLO


Pfft. You still have one with an OFF switch?

*snort*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 03:06 PM (guGkK)

428 Garland: based on credible evidence that Melanie's clothes were being held hostage by the former guy we had to go in to liberate them and plant electronic surveillance.

Based on 6 years of nonstop get Trump shit by the FBI I can't imagine there is single thing that Garland can say that is complete bullshit that the Biden DOJ/FBI is effectively the Stasi.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 03:06 PM (FF+On)

429 They found a giant cache of Coke.... DIET coke

Posted by: OhNoNotTheBees at August 11, 2022 03:06 PM (PkJRd)

430 STATEMENT

Well, he certainly made the case. I'm convinced.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 11, 2022 03:06 PM (zB/T/)

431 Brett Baier is a streetwalker.
Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 03:02 PM (I/hQA)

The Murdochs realize that the Republican base is getting ready to gun down the Stasi fucks pulling this kind of thing, and they would like to encourage it.

But yes, the usual defense of the Soros/ Epstein/ Zelensky axis is here! If you disagree with anything we're doing, then you're an anti-semite just like Hitler.

Eh. I'm immune to that venom now.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2022 03:06 PM (yJWaZ)

432 Another Jewish Marxist, I'm stunned
🤔

Posted by: Skip's phone at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (k8B25)

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As we've both heard Prager say, secular Jews didn't abandon religion -- they simply adopted Marxism and all its subsidiary -isms as their new religion instead.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 11, 2022 03:06 PM (4D0Mw)

433 "The DoJ speaks through its court filings and its works. We have filed to unseal the warrant related to a court-approved search."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:06 PM (WWh8n)

434 At home, when they are alone, Garland dresses in dark robes and makes his wife call him "Mr. Justice Garland".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2022 03:06 PM (/QZJ1)

435 These people are dangerous monsters. Think how much more dangerous they would be if they weren't retarded. This is the biggest clusterfuck in an era of intensifying clusterfucks.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (nMx88)

436 420 Are there pro- Semites?
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Nah, its all minor leagues.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (Fbj1q)

437 Was it Garfinkel before he changed it?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (ydV3N)

438 He is saying NOTHING

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (Irn0L)

439 Inuendo and bullshit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (FVME7)

440 OHHHH what lies

Posted by: DB at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (geLO8)

441 Hmm, they're unsealing the warrant.

How can we trust the receipt? Trump's lawyer wasn't allowed to observe.

Garland claims a copy of the warrant was handed to Trump's lawyer.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (kDGvA)

442 Beckoning Chasm
Lots Learner, James Comey, Susan Rice, Eric Holder

Posted by: Skip's phone at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (k8B25)

443 Will there be questions? Because I hear he has a plane to catch....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (AJLeZ)

444 431. Good as it's a deliberate set up.

Posted by: CN at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (VuQO/)

445 They unintentionally raided trumps house. They were supposed to go to the house next door. Read the address wrong. Whoopsie!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (hwoGt)

446 Pfft. You still have one with an OFF switch?

*snort*
Posted by: Cicero
___

Yeah, mine has had an inop switch for quite some time now.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (Fv1Fp)

447 "Rule of Law...." LOLOLOLOL!

puke

Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (MxEKc)

448 Applying the law evenly... there's a real whopper!

Posted by: gourmand du jour, stocking up at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (jTmQV)

449 nothing nothing nothing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (Irn0L)

450 They are putting it on Wray because Trump appointed him. Get it?

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (KemLg)

451 Ooo, him card read good!

Posted by: Corona at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (nakGR)

452 Shorter Garland: All of this misunderstanding is Trump's fault!

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (AMIL/)

453 437. Either his father or grandfather changed it.

Posted by: CN at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (VuQO/)

454 Garland approved search

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (Irn0L)

455 Are there pro- Semites?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 03:05 PM (hwoGt)

Pro-semite is just another word for anti-semite.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (VdGjU)

456 yeah, fuck this guy hard sans grease

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (us2H3)

457 Approx: The department did not make any statements on the day of the search. The former president disclosed the search. Federal court approved the warrant. There was probably cause. The receipt was left with the president. The receipt and warrant will be unsealed because it was already disclosed. The DoJ is all about the rule of law. All Americans are entitled to due process, presumption of innocence, etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (WWh8n)

458 Garland's two packs a day, ancient diner waitress voice pisses me off.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (kDGvA)

459 a copy of the warrant handed to the lawyer means nothing - it (the warrant) doesn't necessarily say anything of substance!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (w0NJk)

460 He's looking to the right. He can't look me in the eye.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (qpX6U)

461 Standby for an avalanche of bullshit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (guGkK)

462 Shorter Garland: we did nothing wrong, and we're totally awesome

Posted by: DB at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (geLO8)

463 Equal protection under the . . .
[laughs hysterically]

Posted by: Autoliar General Garland at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (QSPZM)

464 Garland: "um yeah, I approved it."

Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (G0vdT)

465 That spike on the Richter scale is a collective American "bullshit" call.

Posted by: Golfman at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (rhXTS)

466 He is defending doj and fbi

it's all HORSESHIT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (Irn0L)

467 Narrow? WTF?

Professionalism? Hahahaha

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (0Cl6X)

468 AGA Warlord Poso
@JackPosobiec

I'm watching this ABC livestream right now and this is CRAZY. They're not even trying to be neutral. "So, how many crimes did he commit exactly? That's the only question here." "He's run his car off the cliff this time." "Only Nazis still support him"

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (NpAcC)

469 Garland claims a copy of the warrant was handed to Trump's lawyer.

...a few minutes ago...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (/QZJ1)

470 Oooh, he's taking personal responsibility. Interesting.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (kDGvA)

471 234
They were always corrupt. Since before J. Edgar. The only people that complained were unpopular people like Communists, Socialists, and Martin Luther King Jr.

Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 02:52 PM (Z32m1)
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Hey I complained all the time.
(Posted by: Al Capone)

Posted by: Bonnie & Clyde - and what about us eh? at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (qfLjt)

472 if it was classified documents, then it wasnt trumps property and not subject to a property receipt. so what other shit did your goons steal from the president you shit head?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (MrZQl)

473 The Murdochs realize that the Republican base is getting ready to gun down the Stasi fucks pulling this kind of thing, and they would like to encourage it.

But yes, the usual defense of the Soros/ Epstein/ Zelensky axis is here! If you disagree with anything we're doing, then you're an anti-semite just like Hitler.

Eh. I'm immune to that venom now.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2022 03:06 PM (yJWaZ)

They must constantly poll/use algorithms. To send out a propagandist like Baier as a sacrificial lamb indicates the polling is abysmal.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 11, 2022 03:09 PM (nMx88)

474 I wonder, since biden ran his 2020 election campaign being shuffled around in his delaware basement, can we get Trump to safely run his campaign from a nice non extradition country, because these ped fed devils are off the hook fr fr

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 11, 2022 03:09 PM (OuH7W)

475 Bow to the FBI , peasants...

Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2022 03:09 PM (MxEKc)

476 He said NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2022 03:09 PM (Irn0L)

477 A bullshit boilerplate statement filled with rhetoric and platitudes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 03:09 PM (lf83v)

478 He approved it. Motherfucker.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 03:09 PM (g1EEm)

479 454 Garland approved search


well, duh

he's such a prick

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 11, 2022 03:09 PM (w0NJk)

480 What sacrifice? What the hell?

His sacred honor prevents him from saying more or taking questions. Of course.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 11, 2022 03:09 PM (0Cl6X)

481 He could have said all this at 9:00 Tuesday morning. But chose not to.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 03:09 PM (AMIL/)

482 Shorter Garland: All of this misunderstanding is Trump's fault!

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (AMIL/)

Look what BADORANGEMAN made us do! We're the real victims here.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 11, 2022 03:09 PM (U3uv2)

483 Well that was a big nothing.

Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2022 03:09 PM (G0vdT)

484 399 Are democrats always late?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2022 02:59 PM (Irn0L)
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They're operating on random Hawaiian judge time.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM

Timeliness is a hallmark of White colonialist oppressors!

Posted by: SJW Karen Commissar at August 11, 2022 03:09 PM (JCZqz)

485 Approx: I cannot provide details because it is an ongoing investigation. I approved the decision to seek a warrant. We did not do so lightly and we would have preferred less-intrusive means. The "attacks" on the FBI and DoJ is unfair. Their integrity is unquestionable. They are dedicated, patriotic public servants. They protect the American people from crime and terrorism. They sacrifice and risk themselves to do this. I am honored to work with them. This is all I can say right now. More will be coming later, based on appropriate channels.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:10 PM (WWh8n)

486 Well then.

Posted by: micky at August 11, 2022 03:10 PM (3byMq)

487 LOL 100% ratio on YT's yahoo news.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 11, 2022 03:10 PM (zB/T/)

488 Suck it, loser.

Posted by: Little Boomer at August 11, 2022 03:10 PM (jK7ER)

489 That was about what I had expected...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, stocking up at August 11, 2022 03:10 PM (jTmQV)

490 Waited all that time for THAT?!?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 11, 2022 03:10 PM (zB/T/)

491 Modified Otter Defense

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2022 03:10 PM (ZLI7S)

492 wtf

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 03:10 PM (g1EEm)

493 Fker hiding behind the investigation

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2022 03:10 PM (k8B25)

494 470 Oooh, he's taking personal responsibility. Interesting.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (kDGvA)

The criminal Wray apparently refused.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 11, 2022 03:10 PM (nMx88)

495 *sniff*, *weep*, I love him so much.

Posted by: Adam Kinzinger at August 11, 2022 03:10 PM (rGZv9)

496 fib integrity. i want some of the drugs you are on to even try believing that

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 11, 2022 03:10 PM (MrZQl)

497 These people are dangerous monsters. Think how much more dangerous they would be if they weren't retarded. This is the biggest clusterfuck in an era of intensifying clusterfucks.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
___

The fact that their malignancy is somewhat dulled by their imbecility is a saving grace for us.

Not to mention, lots of material for ace.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 03:10 PM (Fv1Fp)

498 Probable cause my a**

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 03:10 PM (bs+z0)

499 I have not heard an attorney general speak so eloquently since the days of Bobby Kennedy.

Posted by: Chris Wallace at August 11, 2022 03:10 PM (xPl2J)

500 WTF is all this talk of "equal application of the law"?!?!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Gun owner at August 11, 2022 03:10 PM (/QZJ1)

501 No Questions are allowed!!!

Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 03:10 PM (Z32m1)

502 Garland doubled down, everything about this was totally on the up and up. That Garland authorized this raid over a few documents is a problem. And for garnish on the plate, he called people being angry over this terrorist essentially.

They are going after Trump. With wolves.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 03:10 PM (FF+On)

503 Well, that was a minor suckfest.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 11, 2022 03:10 PM (sWM8x)

504 Are democrats always late?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2022 02:59 PM (Irn0L)

That's the reason for all the abortions.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 03:10 PM (VdGjU)

505 So it was all about owning up to having approved it. Wray was throwing a tantrum.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 03:10 PM (g1EEm)

506 you shit head?
Posted by: BifBewalski

///

obviously the no one is above the law crowd's about to cure the plank in their own eyes, from the clinton foundation, homebrew servers, insider trading, chinese espionage, defamation, inciting the 2020 riots, and countless other little treasons they've done

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 11, 2022 03:11 PM (OuH7W)

507 honored to work alongside them? you crooked piece of corupt shit

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 11, 2022 03:11 PM (MrZQl)

508 Garland claims a copy of the warrant was handed to Trump's lawyer.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (kDGvA)

Is he releasing it? Did he actually publish it on the day and demonstrate what they were supposed to be looking for? Because Merrick Garland is the same corrupt piece of shit everyone always knew he would be, and would have been a fourth Supreme Court vote for abortion and Epsteinism with Ginsburg, Breyer, and Kagan. It's just all that merit.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2022 03:11 PM (yJWaZ)

509 Nothing from nothing leaves nothing. Ya gotta have something. If you want me to believe you.

Posted by: Zombie Billy Preston at August 11, 2022 03:11 PM (4I/2K)

510 I’m satisfied. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: 7man at August 11, 2022 03:11 PM (qwO6y)

511 So limited in scope? So going through Melania's clothes was in scope for this search?

Any bets on if a pair of her undies ends up on E-Bay next week?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2022 03:11 PM (N39Ws)

512 464 Garland: "um yeah, I approved it."
Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (G0vdT)

Say it like you mean it:

YOU'RE DAMNED RIGHT I APPROVED IT!!!

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup, USMC at August 11, 2022 03:11 PM (BgMrQ)

513 We waited an extra 35 minutes for that statement to be prepared? That was it?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 03:11 PM (lf83v)

514 " fib integrity"

def on my ped devil fash bingo card

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 11, 2022 03:11 PM (OuH7W)

515 What a crock of shit that was.

Oh to be a fly on the wall in the DoJ the last few days.

"WTF did this? This turned into a shitshow! Who are we going to make the fall guy for this?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 03:11 PM (o7AUf)

516 That was weak AF.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2022 03:11 PM (UuD2k)

517 Fuck merrick garland and the fib

Posted by: Martini Strained Through a Mexican Whores Ass at August 11, 2022 03:11 PM (flINI)

518 The job is done. He approved it and will disclose the warrant. Whether he approved it or not, he is the designated fall guy. Garland will *never* be sacrificed to satisfy the rage of political enemies. Wray would be a hard sell, but definitely not Garland.

This is him taking responsibility because the Politburo worked out their plans and will not be backing down. He took the blame but will not suffer any consequences. If there were to be consequences, he would have pinned it on Wray. He didn't.

They're ready and will not be back tracking in any way. That was the point of this, I think.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:11 PM (WWh8n)

519 we discovered that Melania's panties smelled like horse cock
Posted by: REDACTED


So Trump IS hung!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2022 03:11 PM (Am657)

520 Oooh, he's taking personal responsibility. Interesting.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (kDGvA)

The criminal Wray apparently refused.
==
Yup. Straight up told him on the phone during the delay. You blame me, I hold my own press conference, with documents emails and recordings tomorrow.

Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 03:11 PM (I/hQA)

521 LOL. Yep. F U, and buh-bye I'm too busy right now working on coming up with with a charge against former President Trump to talk so gotta go!

Posted by: JROD at August 11, 2022 03:12 PM (0jZnq)

522 A garland is a decorative braid, knot or wreath of flowers, leaves, or other material. Garlands can be worn on the head or around the neck, hung on an inanimate object, or laid in a place of cultural or religious importance.

So we can hang him on an inanimate object. Wiki says so.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 11, 2022 03:12 PM (Fbj1q)

523 'That's all I can say at this time.' IOW, STFU and STFD, because I said so.

He can go eat a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 11, 2022 03:12 PM (qZdIZ)

524
[recalls scene in Animal House}

*cough* *cough* blowjob! *cough* cough* blowjob!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2022 03:12 PM (4akfh)

525 Garland: based on credible evidence that Melanie's clothes were being held hostage by the former guy we had to go in to liberate them and plant electronic surveillance.

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"We've determined that these clothes are a half-size too small for Melania, proving that Donald Trump murdered her and is using a body double instead. We will return to MAL to excavate the entire grounds in hopes of finding her body ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 11, 2022 03:12 PM (4D0Mw)

526 Hmm. Color me unconvinced.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 03:12 PM (guGkK)

527 Yowza.

.

Posted by: Lola at August 11, 2022 03:12 PM (NIYa7)

528 Garland: "um yeah, I approved it."
Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (G0vdT)
________________

Wait - didn't Topsy explicitly deny the Garland had anything to do with it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 03:12 PM (o7AUf)

529 Equal application of the law?

So we can expect a no-knock raid on Hunter Biden's residences? On Hillary's? On O'Bama's?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2022 03:12 PM (N39Ws)

530 So he was late to the podium just to say, "Yeah, it was my call, so suck my dick."

Yeah, he's real scared of us.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 03:12 PM (Fv1Fp)

531 Can hardly wait to see the video of the agents who thought there wasn't a camera pointed at them.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 11, 2022 03:12 PM (zB/T/)

532 Garland claims a copy of the warrant was handed to Trump's lawyer.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (kDGvA)
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No he didn't. He claimed that the receipt was left with Trump's people, not the warrant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:12 PM (WWh8n)

533 "Now, get back to work, you white supremacist, domestic terrorist, anti-semitic nazi scum, row harder and live!"

Posted by: gourmand du jour, stocking up at August 11, 2022 03:12 PM (jTmQV)

534 Merrick Garland: Leave Britney Alone!!!

Posted by: Baldy at August 11, 2022 03:12 PM (0Om7X)

535 470 Oooh, he's taking personal responsibility. Interesting.
Posted by: bonhomme

if it's Janet Reno style it means he's taking responsibility by not taking responsibility. just another page from the Clinton playbook.

Posted by: x at August 11, 2022 03:12 PM (ZC2go)

536 Approx: The department did not make any statements on the day of the search. The former president disclosed the search. Federal court approved the warrant. There was probably cause. The receipt was left with the president. The receipt and warrant will be unsealed because it was already disclosed. The DoJ is all about the rule of law. All Americans are entitled to due process, presumption of innocence, etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:08 PM (WWh8n)

Wow - you'd have thought this was a standard press release for the raid involving a drug dealer that everyone acknowledges needed to be raided versus raiding the fucking the former President of the United States....what a bunch of tools.

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2022 03:13 PM (+Cgut)

537 Most importantly, all the FBI agents involved were able to go home to their families at the end of the raid.

Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2022 03:13 PM (MxEKc)

538 So the Wray thing was stray voltage

This is great. America Fuck Yeah

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 03:13 PM (KemLg)

539 This bitch needs to be impeached.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 11, 2022 03:13 PM (flINI)

540 So, we all got the message, right?

Civil War 2.0

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 11, 2022 03:13 PM (sI15f)

541 Mannix is right. This is a cheerleader session. Rah rah, DOJ and FBI.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2022 03:13 PM (Qhnrt)

542 Complete and utter bull$hit. Trump's lawyer said the fbi refused to giver her the warrant and only let her read it from10 foot away.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2022 03:13 PM (bVYXr)

543 That was incredibly weak. Subjectively, he was not confident. He quavered several times. He was breathy. Objectively, the only thing substantive was that they're ordering the warrant and receipt to be unsealed and that he took the credit blame.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:13 PM (WWh8n)

544 This busty bikini brunette isn't tuning in because she figures that if she wants to listen to some creepy dude tell her a pack of lies, she just go to any bar in the city tonight:
https://is.gd/vO9Dyo
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (WWh8n)


I'm a double ought spy, sweeties!

Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2022 03:14 PM (gmo/4)

545 Hopefully Chuy ACE will post something about Twitter's new announcement how its going to censor and manipulate information to help Democrats win the election.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 03:14 PM (Ivdso)

546 so Melania's clothes are part of the National Archive and should be returned?

Posted by: megthered at August 11, 2022 03:14 PM (AdxHD)

547 Did Garland bare his ass to the audience on the way out?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 03:14 PM (guGkK)

548 513 We waited an extra 35 minutes for that statement to be prepared? That was it?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 03:11 PM (lf83v)

35 minutes from when he was scheduled. He's had since Monday to come up with something. A 4th grader could have given a better statement in that amount of time.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2022 03:14 PM (N39Ws)

549 No reason why that press release couldn't have been made on Monday. There was essentially no information in it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2022 03:14 PM (UuD2k)

550 Meh. Throw the Foole out there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

551 So if no one's taking responsibility was this raid just about some rogue FBI agents sniffing Melanie's panties?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 03:14 PM (VdGjU)

552 Posted by: Ace at 02:33 PM

Vote
For
Chuy

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2022 03:14 PM (jpLLS)

553 543. Or, he's furious.

Posted by: Lola at August 11, 2022 03:14 PM (NIYa7)

554 If Trump goes down to defeat against these banality-of-evil appartchiks, then, so are we all

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2022 03:15 PM (/QZJ1)

555 "We waited an extra 35 minutes for that statement to be prepared? That was it?"

as with Obama, these proud and arrogant criminals like to make people wait for them ... makes them feel improtant.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2022 03:15 PM (Cus5s)

556 A 4th grader could have given a better statement in that amount of time.
___________________________________________

100 percent right.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 03:15 PM (lf83v)

557 He hid behind the signature veneer of an ethically corrupt magistrate judge saying there was probable cause. Total crap.

Posted by: 7man at August 11, 2022 03:15 PM (qwO6y)

558 543. Or, he's furious.
Posted by: Lola at August 11, 2022 03:14 PM (NIYa7)
++++
Possible, but he didn't look or sound furious. Even his defense of the FBI and DoJ were barely any firmer than the rest of the address.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:15 PM (WWh8n)

559 Garland: So sorry, Fraternity Prank!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 11, 2022 03:15 PM (gRF5m)

560 McConnell and the Cuck Patrol will appear soon to announce they are awaiting more information before issuing a strongly worded letter. This really has fucked over the Establishment GOP by exposing to a wider audience than us that they are Step-'N-Fetchits of the police state.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 11, 2022 03:15 PM (nMx88)

561 Garland claims a copy of the warrant was handed to Trump's lawyer.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (kDGvA)

Is he releasing it?
==
DOJ gave Trumps lawyers the stuff a few minutes before the speech. It had been sealed. They didnt' get squat the night of. DOJ can unilaterally give it over when they choose, or when the time can expire. Its usually time limited. 30 days or until indictment. They decided to show their hand because - its not going anywhere else. If it was, they'd have announced what they were doing next.

Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 03:15 PM (aKJUg)

562 He took the blame but will not suffer any consequences. If there were to be consequences, he would have pinned it on Wray. He didn't.

They're ready and will not be back tracking in any way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:11 PM (WWh8n)

That's pretty insane. First of all because they didn't actually release the warrant. Secondly because Trump had the cameras going and could easily prove it if they supposedly went for the safe and came up with nothing.

Garland "taking responsibility" just humiliates the Biden Administration, and shows they're completely clueless as to how normal Americans regard this insane descent into Soros/ Bloomberg globofascism. And it will only get worse as the folly of playing on Trump's turf becomes evident.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2022 03:15 PM (yJWaZ)

563 That was incredibly weak. Subjectively, he was not confident. He quavered several times. He was breathy. Objectively, the only thing substantive was that they're ordering the warrant and receipt to be unsealed and that he took the credit blame.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:13 PM (WWh8n)

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So, he tests positive for COVID tomorrow?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 11, 2022 03:15 PM (TNyrE)

564 531 Can hardly wait to see the video of the agents who thought there wasn't a camera pointed at them.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 11, 2022 03:12 PM (zB/T/)

Now would be a good time to instruct his staff to release those videos.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2022 03:15 PM (N39Ws)

565 Didn't he deny any knowledge of this at first??

Posted by: McLurkerson at August 11, 2022 03:15 PM (wNDOJ)

566 Merrick Garland is Jewish?

This is like when Rosanne Barr got in trouble for making fun of Valerie Jarrett because she was black and I was shocked to learn that Valerie Jarrett is considered "black."

Posted by: Bender at August 11, 2022 03:15 PM (N1tpc)

567 I liked the part about how the FBI is really cool and doesn't play favorites

Posted by: DB at August 11, 2022 03:15 PM (geLO8)

568 535 470 Oooh, he's taking personal responsibility. Interesting.
Posted by: bonhomme

if it's Janet Reno style it means he's taking responsibility by not taking responsibility. just another page from the Clinton playbook.
Posted by: x at August 11, 2022 03:12 PM (ZC2go)
________________

"If mistakes were made, I am sure they are regretted."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 03:15 PM (o7AUf)

569 He looked nervous as fuck.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 03:16 PM (g1EEm)

570 Wow.... equal application of the law?

Where the F has he been the last 6 years?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2022 03:16 PM (oHd/0)

571 Seriously, Melania's lingerie drawer was the best part of the op.

Posted by: Ham & Egger #17 at August 11, 2022 03:16 PM (guGkK)

572 We waited an extra 35 minutes for that statement to be prepared? That was it?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 03:11 PM (lf83v)

LOL. Exactly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2022 03:16 PM (Irn0L)

573 This busty bikini brunette isn't tuning in because she figures that if she wants to listen to some creepy dude tell her a pack of lies, she just go to any bar in the city tonight:
https://is.gd/vO9Dyo
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (WWh8n)
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wowza

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2022 03:16 PM (/QZJ1)

574 543 That was incredibly weak. Subjectively, he was not confident. He quavered several times. He was breathy. Objectively, the only thing substantive was that they're ordering the warrant and receipt to be unsealed and that he took the credit blame.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:13 PM (WWh8n)


I believe he said DoJ is requesting the Judge unseal that stuff. So it will become public...any minute, day, or century from now.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 03:16 PM (AMIL/)

575 Objectively, the only thing substantive was that they're ordering the warrant and receipt to be unsealed and that he took the credit blame.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:13 PM (WWh8n)

That's why he was late - negotiating between Chris Wray and Ron Klain who was going to make themselves into Satan in front of 150M Americans....

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2022 03:16 PM (+Cgut)

576 The DoJ is now trying to figure out who'll be sacrificed.

I'm betting it'll be Trump.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2022 03:16 PM (BFigT)

577 No reason why that press release couldn't have been made on Monday. There was essentially no information in it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

There was plenty of information it: We followed the rules we make to a tee and we are not going to back off on this. fuck off.

They are going after Trump.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 03:16 PM (FF+On)

578 And I had no idea Garland was Jewish. I guess I need anger management to figure out why I am angry.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 03:17 PM (g1EEm)

579 Garland is what you wrap around a Jewish Christmas tree.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here


Thread winner...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 11, 2022 03:17 PM (IEa8U)

580 Didn't he deny any knowledge of this at first??

Posted by: McLurkerson at August 11, 2022 03:15 PM (wNDOJ)

I don't think there was anything official. It came from anonymous sources.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2022 03:17 PM (xPl2J)

581 Objectively, the only thing substantive was that they're ordering the warrant and receipt to be unsealed
____________

I believe a Federal district court judge helped them to reach that decision.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 03:17 PM (o7AUf)

582 well, no one is talking about the economy

that's a win for the dims

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 03:17 PM (us2H3)

583 >>>If Trump goes down to defeat against these banality-of-evil appartchiks, then, so are we all

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2022 03:15 PM (/QZJ1)

That's kinda their point.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 11, 2022 03:17 PM (QYPq3)

584 added attack on bret baier

check it out before I put up a new post

Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 03:17 PM (B3oWe)

585 Wow.... equal application of the law?

Where the F has he been the last 6 years?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2022 03:16 PM (oHd/0)
++++
Collaborating on and executing the systematization of disequal application of law.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:17 PM (WWh8n)

586 Merrick would have made a GREAT Supreme Court Justice. Damn that Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: Never underestimate Joe's ability at August 11, 2022 03:17 PM (e/gaB)

587 I liked the part about how the FBI is really cool and doesn't play favorites
Posted by: DB at August 11, 2022 03:15 PM (geLO


I didn't see the video. I'd like to think that Garland looked nervously toward the sky when he choked out that one out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 03:17 PM (guGkK)

588 What a pathetic little man.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 11, 2022 03:17 PM (ITOsM)

589 I don't think there was anything official. It came from anonymous sources.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2022 03:17 PM (xPl2J)
____________

It came from Trial Balloon LLC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 03:17 PM (o7AUf)

590 CNN: "FBI search warrant was authorized by a federal court, Garland says"

Wait wait wait. I thought that an authorization by a 'magistrate' is not the same as a 'federal court'. Am I wrong?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2022 03:17 PM (jpLLS)

591 The criminal Wray apparently refused.
==
Yup. Straight up told him on the phone during the delay. You blame me, I hold my own press conference, with documents emails and recordings tomorrow.
Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 03:11 PM (I/hQA)
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Which leads to this scenario:
*Wray updates Garland, saying negotiations are moving but slowly.
*Garland ask's Wray to conduct a raid.
*Wray advises against it.
*Garland says "Do it now. I'll advise the President. He want's an update".

Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2022 03:17 PM (G0vdT)

592 >McConnell and the Cuck Patrol will appear soon to announce they are awaiting more information before issuing a strongly worded letter.


hell no
they're going to announce they are satisfied with Garland's statement, and furthermore, we need to send more money and guns to Ukraine

Posted by: DB at August 11, 2022 03:18 PM (geLO8)

593
I don't think there was anything official. It came from anonymous sources.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2022 03:17 PM (xPl2J)



And those are only trustworthy when they come out against Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

594 Well, that was a minor suckfest.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 11, 2022 03:10 PM (sWM8x)

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"Yeah, but you're gonna love the major suckfests that are coming!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 11, 2022 03:18 PM (4D0Mw)

595 Paging the United States Armed Forces...

your country needs you.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 11, 2022 03:18 PM (sI15f)

596 that took an extra 30 minutes to cook

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 03:18 PM (us2H3)

597 Garland claims a copy of the warrant was handed to Trump's lawyer.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (kDGvA)
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Well, that certainly makes this first in American history attack on the leading candidate to replace your meat puppet boss all A-OK!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2022 03:18 PM (/QZJ1)

598 That's why he was late - negotiating between Chris Wray and Ron Klain who was going to make themselves into Satan in front of 150M Americans....
Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2022 03:16 PM (+Cgut)
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And if they all decided that Garland was going to be the guy, it means the administration is all-in. They won't sacrifice an Attorney General. An FBI director is probably a bridge too far, but an AG definitely is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:18 PM (WWh8n)

599 >>> 553 543. Or, he's furious.
Posted by: Lola at August 11, 2022 03:14 PM (NIYa7)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "LOLA" CAN'T POSSIBLY BE SERIOUS.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at August 11, 2022 03:18 PM (llON8)

600 This busty bikini brunette isn't tuning in because she figures that if she wants to listen to some creepy dude tell her a pack of lies, she just go to any bar in the city tonight:
https://is.gd/vO9Dyo
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (WWh8n)
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wowza

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2022 03:16 PM (/QZJ1)

Fuckin eh wowza.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 11, 2022 03:18 PM (VwHCD)

601 569 He looked nervous as fuck.
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That's just his nervous rodent like self. The guy has some really nasty rat teeth.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 11, 2022 03:18 PM (Fbj1q)

602 "He has on Mollie Hemingway ... and 2, so he can attempt to humiliate her as the "Wackadoo Hobbit" as he puts her on the hotseat with him and his Murderers Row of two other liberals knocking her."

The old Crossfire was like that ... they'd let one conservative guy get a couple sentences out and before he could make his point, one or all three of the rabid attack dog leftists would interrupt and make their "counterpoint". (or was 'point, counterpoint' another show?)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2022 03:18 PM (Cus5s)

603 Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 03:15 PM (aKJUg)

Negative.... Trump's lawyer was handed a copy of the warrant as they were leaving, but it was sealed, so they could not publish it.

She was interviewed by Dinesh Desouza the day after, and stated this in the interview.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2022 03:19 PM (oHd/0)

604 No reason why that press release couldn't have been made on Monday. There was essentially no information in it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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Shorter version: "Whaddya gonna do about it?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 03:19 PM (o7AUf)

605 This busty bikini brunette isn't tuning in because she figures that if she wants to listen to some creepy dude tell her a pack of lies, she just go to any bar in the city tonight:
https://is.gd/vO9Dyo
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (WWh8n)


They're doing such remarkable things with fabric these days.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 03:19 PM (guGkK)

606 Garland "taking responsibility" just humiliates the Biden Administration, and shows they're completely clueless as to how normal Americans regard this insane descent into Soros/ Bloomberg globofascism.
==
So we can believe you today, when yesterday it was Wray's fault and the local AUSA?

Grima Wormtongue.

Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 03:19 PM (nSW4G)

607 Important Message:

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec /status/1557807250869288971

Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 03:19 PM (Z32m1)

608 My take - the DOJ colluded with the ABC/NBC/CBS/CNN/FOX to give their 'analysts' :30 to peddle DNC talking points before the AG takes a dump on the dais and walks away.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 11, 2022 03:19 PM (NgqoH)

609 > No he didn't. He claimed that the receipt was left with Trump's people, not the warrant.

Yeah, he did.

"Copies of both the warrant, and the FBI property receipt were provided on the day of the search to the President's council, who was on site during the search."

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 03:19 PM (kDGvA)

610 And if they all decided that Garland was going to be the guy, it means the administration is all-in. They won't sacrifice an Attorney General. An FBI director is probably a bridge too far, but an AG definitely is.
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They can replace an AG but getting a new FBI Director approved by the Senate ain't happening. Guess who is disposable?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 11, 2022 03:20 PM (Fbj1q)

611 If everything was on the up-and-up and honorable and squeaky clean, why did they use a magistrate to sign the warrant instead of a federal judge to raid the home of The President of the United States?

Posted by: Biergood at August 11, 2022 03:20 PM (FQWHA)

612 "Copies of both the warrant, and the FBI property receipt were provided on the day of the search to the President's council, who was on site during the search."
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 03:19 PM (kDGvA)
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Ah, okay. I just heard the part about the receipt. What I get for typing up what I was hearing at the same time.

Thanks for the correction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:20 PM (WWh8n)

613 Just watch the thing...they really should have shown Galand's Vietnamese captors behind him - all that was missing was the blinking of Morse Code.

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2022 03:20 PM (+Cgut)

614 That was a powerful moment, in defense of the rule of law, the equal application of justice and exemplifies the best values of the Biden administration!

And, after Biden finished taking that dump, Garland spoke

Posted by: MSDNC at August 11, 2022 03:20 PM (/QZJ1)

615
Which, by the way, I didn't know. That name sounds so Waspy it could have been in Bonfire of the Vanities.

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Yeah, I would *never* have guessed "Jewish" with that name, LOL.

I have an Anglo last name because people used to assimilate in this country, but the rest of my name leaves < 0 doubt that I'm a Jew.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 03:20 PM (IXpV7)

616 This is like when Rosanne Barr got in trouble for making fun of Valerie Jarrett because she was black and I was shocked to learn that Valerie Jarrett is considered "black."

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She's black until she needs to be Persian.

Posted by: McLurkerson at August 11, 2022 03:21 PM (wNDOJ)

617 They can replace an AG but getting a new FBI Director approved by the Senate ain't happening. Guess who is disposable?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 11, 2022 03:20 PM (Fbj1q)
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An AG is just a hard a sell as an FBI director, especially because the Senate might not be in a hurry to do it ahead of the election.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:21 PM (WWh8n)

618 Garland claims a copy of the warrant was handed to Trump's lawyer.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (kDGvA)
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Let's check the replay on that. I heard "provided'. They didn't say "left" with Trump's lawyer.

Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2022 03:21 PM (G0vdT)

619 >>> 569 He looked nervous as fuck.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 03:16 PM (g1EEm)

What a loser. Why would he be nervous in front of a bunch of commie presstitutes?

Did Panty Wrayd tell Garland he's going to be Seth Rich'd? "It's for the Greater Good, Comrade."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 03:21 PM (llON8)

620 607 Important Message:

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec /status/1557807250869288971
Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 03:19 PM (Z32m1)

What it is....did twitter take it down?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 11, 2022 03:21 PM (sI15f)

621 He said absolutely nothing, but I am pretty sure I heard: 'I am not a crook'.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 11, 2022 03:21 PM (lTGtQ)

622 I think the order to unseal the warrant put them on their heels and they decided they needed to take back control.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 03:21 PM (KemLg)

623 And if they all decided that Garland was going to be the guy, it means the administration is all-in. They won't sacrifice an Attorney General. An FBI director is probably a bridge too far, but an AG definitely is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:18 PM (WWh8n)


If they weren't all-in then they would have backed off at least one aspect of their bid to destroy the country. I suspect that they believe we're in the endgame and it's glory or death (figuratively speaking) at this point.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at August 11, 2022 03:21 PM (uvymP)

624 Trump enters MAL:
Trump: (in an oddly loud voice) Boy what a mess! But at least that's over now, and we are safe here. We can discuss our future plans away from prying eyes.
*Feds giggling*

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 11, 2022 03:21 PM (44ww/)

625 Not watching but does he stagger out with a steak knife in his back?

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2022 03:21 PM (0OP+5)

626 The moron starts speaking at 37:30 in the embedded video above.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 11, 2022 03:21 PM (qH6FZ)

627 How do these Super Secret Double Probation warrants work? I always thought allowing the recipient to read the warrant was part of the process, otherwise it all makes no sense.

Stupid ass me, I guess.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 11, 2022 03:22 PM (sWM8x)

628 Why did they refuse to show the warrant to Trump's attorney?
Why did they demand that all security cameras be turned off?
Did Kevin Clinesmith falsify more evidence for the FIB to plant?
Why are FIB agents allowed to download child pron at FIB HQ?
Why did the FIB drive Islamist terrorists to Pamella Gellar's "Draw Muhammad" contest in Garland, Texas?

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 11, 2022 03:22 PM (VDbGO)

629 Negative.... Trump's lawyer was handed a copy of the warrant as they were leaving, but it was sealed, so they could not publish it.

She was interviewed by Dinesh Desouza the day after, and stated this in the interview.
=
You misunderstood what she was saying. They don't give you anything but the order. It doesnt say what they are looking for/taking. Its not like a reglr warrant. Those things are sealed because it endangers the investigation or witnesses, or sources and methods. Your notice of those things is officially delayed.

It doesn't take long to look this up on the internet. There are tons of cases, and you can even see unsealed warrants/orders/applications once the time has expired. Its not hard.

Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 03:22 PM (QQL9A)

630 Everyone is equal under the law on Garland's watch. I nearly shit myself laughing when he said that. I never thought I'd live to see the day that gaslighting would be so brazenly and widely carried out by our own government.

Posted by: Wicklow at August 11, 2022 03:22 PM (uH65w)

631 And I had no idea Garland was Jewish.
_______________________________________________

Nobody did until that fateful day at the DOJ sauna. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 03:22 PM (lf83v)

632 532 Garland claims a copy of the warrant was handed to Trump's lawyer.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 03:07 PM (kDGvA)
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No he didn't. He claimed that the receipt was left with Trump's people, not the warrant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:12 PM

Exactly.

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 11, 2022 03:22 PM (rbKZ6)

633 "Wait wait wait. I thought that an authorization by a 'magistrate' is not the same as a 'federal court'. Am I wrong?"

the drive through window is open after hours, but they only serve magistrates?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2022 03:22 PM (Cus5s)

634 Paging the United States Armed Forces...

your country needs you.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 11, 2022 03:18 PM (sI15f)


"Sorry, we're busy with diversity training and sensing sessions!"

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 03:22 PM (DRSnL)

635 modified limited hangout, anyone?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 03:22 PM (o7AUf)

636 I think the order to unseal the warrant put them on their heels and they decided they needed to take back control.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 03:21 PM (KemLg)
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So they didn't unseal it by their choice? Who forced their hand? Some real judge?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:22 PM (WWh8n)

637 I didn't know Garland was Jewish until just this moment.

Doesn't make him either more or less of a shithead. Though...he is a pretty big shithead.

As some ReichWing Christianist once said you should judge a man on the content of his character, not his race.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2022 03:22 PM (ESjRY)

638 An armed man tried to breach a Cincinnati Ohio FBI office this morning.

That's just great

Posted by: Lola at August 11, 2022 03:23 PM (NIYa7)

639 Yeah, I would *never* have guessed "Jewish" with that name, LOL.

I have an Anglo last name because people used to assimilate in this country, but the rest of my name leaves
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 03:20 PM (IXpV7)


I don't believe he's Jewish at all. Maybe he has a Jewish ancestor, but he is NOT Jewish in his heart.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 11, 2022 03:23 PM (sI15f)

640 "Wait wait wait. I thought that an authorization by a 'magistrate' is not the same as a 'federal court'. Am I wrong?"

the drive through window is open after hours, but they only serve magistrates?
Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2022 03:22 PM (Cus5s)
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Federal *court* - not federal *judge.*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:23 PM (WWh8n)

641 He looked nervous as fuck.
==
He's not used to having someone tell him he'd cut his balls of if he tried to blame him.

Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 03:23 PM (FrVH/)

642 So they didn't unseal it by their choice? Who forced their hand? Some real judge?


Judicial Watch sued the DOJ to unseal the order

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 11, 2022 03:24 PM (w0NJk)

643 Attended a Zoom today with the New York GOP designed: State party Chairman Nick Langworthy, and gubernatorial candidate Lee Zeldin. The link was mass mailed to all apparent GOP and intended apparently as a pep rally to get out the volunteers and showcase our candidate.

What a riveting discussion of creating a business-friendly environment and "corrupt Democrats."

Oh BTW the Republic is on fire.

But let's not mention that and run on tax rates and unflattering photos of the Democrat governor. If I thought they didn't have a snowball's chance in hell before I now see that I was a foolish optimist.

Posted by: Zek at August 11, 2022 03:24 PM (OzNIz)

644 "Wait wait wait. I thought that an authorization by a 'magistrate' is not the same as a 'federal court'. Am I wrong?"


The definition of federal court has been changed in the last 48 hours. Please try to keep up.

Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2022 03:24 PM (MxEKc)

645 I think the "he's Jewish" is an attempt to make him bullet proof.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 11, 2022 03:24 PM (sI15f)

646 This is complete insanity. It is over a few pieces of paper that somebody at some point stamp classified. Further, it isn't like these documents were military plans, passwords to CIA servers, and so on. These were basically what was served for a state dinner. Further, the were held in a secure location guarded by the Secret Service; having the dessert list compromised was unlikely.

This is about taking out Trump, hence Garland doubling down that this was necessary and down by the books. Game on, shit is going to get ugly.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 03:24 PM (FF+On)

647 Oh, I'm so glad he vouches for the integrity of the "justice" department and the FBI.

It really means a lot coming from a corruptocrat like Garland.

Posted by: Scott at August 11, 2022 03:24 PM (QvuuX)

648 The warrant hasn't been unsealed yet, he only filed a motion to unseal it.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 11, 2022 03:24 PM (qH6FZ)

649 An armed man tried to breach a Cincinnati Ohio FBI office this morning.

That's just great
Posted by: Lola
==
A nail gun. Troll.

Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 03:24 PM (FrVH/)

650 So they didn't unseal it by their choice? Who forced their hand? Some real judge?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



What I heard was that the magistrate said he would release it if Garland didn't.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 11, 2022 03:24 PM (lTGtQ)

651 "Copies of both the warrant, and the FBI property receipt were provided on the day of the search to the President's council, who was on site during the search."

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 03:19 PM

If that's remotely true, it blows up the defense that warrants shouldn't indicate what the prosecution is thinking. This was a fishing expedition, and so weak that part of me thinks Garland is going to be pushed out. In a sense he is expendable, and the alternative is making "insurrection" against this treasonous foreign-occupied Joonta an eventual necessity.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2022 03:24 PM (yJWaZ)

652 https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec /status/1557807250869288971
Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 03:19 PM (Z32m1)


Interesting that putting the space after the name works in my browser whereas putting it after the final slash requires removal of the %20.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at August 11, 2022 03:24 PM (uvymP)

653 His real name is Garfinkel.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 11, 2022 03:24 PM (Fbj1q)

654 No he didn't. He claimed that the receipt was left with Trump's people, not the warrant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:12 PM
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And I'm sure the receipt said a generic "15 banker boxes", not listing the contents of the 15 boxes. They of course could plant any evidence they need in any of those boxes."

Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2022 03:24 PM (G0vdT)

655
Paging the United States Armed Forces...

Eleven Days In August

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2022 03:24 PM (63Dwl)

656 Garland authorized a 9 hour panty raid?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 11, 2022 03:24 PM (Bd6X8)

657 "Which leads to this scenario:
*Wray updates Garland, saying negotiations are moving but slowly.
*Garland ask's Wray to conduct a raid.
*Wray advises against it.
*Garland says "Do it now. I'll advise the President. He want's an update".
Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2022 03:17 PM (G0vdT)"

I'm waiting for the first leaks about how the FBI was squeaky clean, tied up and raped and all.

They either are going to charge Trump with something or drag this out until the "Biden" Administration ends.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 11, 2022 03:25 PM (nMx88)

658 A nail gun. Troll.

Are we sure Abbott didn't just send an undocumented construction worker to Cincinnati and since the guy couldn't read english he ended up at the wrong jobsite?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2022 03:25 PM (ESjRY)

659 Bob the Builder: Can we build it? Yes, we can!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 03:25 PM (lf83v)

660 So they didn't unseal it by their choice? Who forced their hand? Some real judge?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:22 PM (WWh8n)
________________

Yes. A Federal district court judge ordered them to unseal the warrant by the close of business Monday.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 03:25 PM (o7AUf)

661 All of this, though, whatever the specific implications are and beyond the Kremlinology games we have to play with our own government, implies something pretty clearly: they miscalculated and misjudged. They're caught a bit flat-footed by the reaction. They'll be fine and settle on messaging, probably by EOD today, but they were caught off-guard and got surprised and biffed the response. A rare misstep for them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:25 PM (WWh8n)

662 So they didn't unseal it by their choice? Who forced their hand? Some real judge?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:22 PM (WWh8n)

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Yes, yesterday some federal judge ordered them to do so by Monday.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 11, 2022 03:25 PM (4D0Mw)

663 Hello darkness
my old friend

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 11, 2022 03:25 PM (sJHOI)

664 Trump's attorneys have said they were made to sit outside in the heat, not allowed inside while the FBI was there.
A direct contradiction to what Garland said.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, stocking up at August 11, 2022 03:25 PM (jTmQV)

665 522 A garland is a decorative braid, knot or wreath of flowers, leaves, or other material.

So we can hang him on an inanimate object. Wiki says so.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 11, 2022 03:12 PM (Fbj1q)

In Final Fantasy, there was an evil troll named Garland. Thats what the name always reminds me of.

Posted by: Bandana Dee at August 11, 2022 03:25 PM (QYh4G)

666 664 Trump's attorneys have said they were made to sit outside in the heat, not allowed inside while the FBI was there.


and there's literally video of that so

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 11, 2022 03:26 PM (w0NJk)

667 The process was so much cleaner and quicker when Nixon had people break in to get stuff from his opponent.

Posted by: Wally at August 11, 2022 03:26 PM (vMWVi)

668 I don't GAF if Garland is Jewish or not. Neither should you.

He is an autocratic leftist lying asshole though, so there's that.

Posted by: DB at August 11, 2022 03:26 PM (geLO8)

669 Would you be amused by a raid on The Bulwark offices$? While disapproving.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 03:26 PM (VdGjU)

670 Hello darkness
my old friend
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah


I stood up
Too quickly
Once again

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2022 03:26 PM (Am657)

671 661 All of this, though, whatever the specific implications are and beyond the Kremlinology games we have to play with our own government, implies something pretty clearly: they miscalculated and misjudged. They're caught a bit flat-footed by the reaction. They'll be fine and settle on messaging, probably by EOD today, but they were caught off-guard and got surprised and biffed the response. A rare misstep for them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:25 PM (WWh8n)

Agreed. I'm lowering your 90 pre-"speech" score to 20, though.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 11, 2022 03:27 PM (nMx88)

672 Corn Adjacent!!
It's the new White Privilege.

Posted by: AMartel at August 11, 2022 03:27 PM (hgKvI)

673 Yes. A Federal district court judge ordered them to unseal the warrant by the close of business Monday.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 03:25 PM (o7AUf)
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And thus they get a few days' time to fill in the blanks and doctor it appropriately prior to release. Must be nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:27 PM (WWh8n)

674 they didn't unseal it by their choice? Who forced their hand? Some real judge?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:22 PM (WWh8n)

Yes based on a filing by Judicial Watch

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 03:27 PM (KemLg)

675 As some ReichWing Christianist once said you should judge a man on the content of his character, not his race.
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What fun is that?

Posted by: Barry Obama at August 11, 2022 03:27 PM (Fbj1q)

676 This is complete insanity. It is over a few pieces of paper that somebody at some point stamp classified.
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It's long been said that DC over classifies everything so as to escape accountability.

Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2022 03:27 PM (G0vdT)

677 Wait wait wait. I thought that an authorization by a 'magistrate' is not the same as a 'federal court'. Am I wrong?"
==
You are wrong.

The federal judges use magistrates to deal with these things now. Magistrates are essentially employed by the Judge. They a voted on by the panel of judges in the district and if majority votes approve appointed. There are some limits on what they can do, but one of the things they can do is hear and approve warrant applications. A lot of procedure effects your constitutional rights.

Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 03:27 PM (n5Z6V)

678 Alex Bruesewitz
@alexbruesewitz
Finally got around to getting my Subpoena from the losers on the
@January6thCmte
framed.

Now I'll always remember that I invoked the Fifth Amendment 100+ times in 46 mins with those corrupt idiots.

https://tinyurl.com/bdeckw79
Good times,
@McBrideLawNYC
!

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2022 03:27 PM (NpAcC)

679 "Oh, man! This is blowing up on us! We've got to do something to get in front of this!"

"Let's have the guy that Trump shitcanned from the Supreme Court roster say he was personally responsible for the raid on Trump!"

"Smithers, you're a genius!"

*cue Larry David theme music*

Posted by: Azathoth at August 11, 2022 03:27 PM (wb1YC)

680 The search was very limited in scope. So limited it only took 30 guys 9 hours to conduct.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 11, 2022 03:27 PM (qH6FZ)

681 > Let's check the replay on that. I heard "provided'. They didn't say "left" with Trump's lawyer.

Yeah, "copies were provided" is lawyerly. He could argue that showing the lawyer a copy from five feet away means a "copy was provided."

Here's a link to the video starting at the quote I typed out above.
https://youtu.be/D6juFdjaCko?t=2987

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 03:27 PM (kDGvA)

682 September 2, huh. That's when AllahPendejo, his assorted cats and gerbils, and his Cheetos dust collection rides off into an orange crotch stained sunset.

The gerbils are going to do cleanup.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 11, 2022 03:27 PM (JOtiF)

683 Gotta go all St. Peter on you folks. Don't know you, never heard of this place and have never posted here. (please don't make me explain this is sarc....mostly)

Posted by: Some Rat at August 11, 2022 03:27 PM (r1z5A)

684 UNSEAL THE AFFIDAVIT

Posted by: Alec Leamas (working from home) at August 11, 2022 03:28 PM (HCRZt)

685 Well he made it clear that there was nothing wrong with the raid or the way they handled it.
And they still operate with integrity.
I was really glad he made that clear because I was beginning to have my doubts.
But no, it's all good.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 11, 2022 03:28 PM (dr4Q1)

686 Agreed. I'm lowering your 90 pre-"speech" score to 20, though.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 11, 2022 03:27 PM (nMx8
++++
Yeah, it mostly a miss. I expected an actual address, not a hastily thrown together fortune cookie statement.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:28 PM (WWh8n)

687 Isn't it Democracy will come wrapped in totalitarianism?

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2022 03:28 PM (k8B25)

688 They will "cast" fake conservatives and trick you with looks or accents. But they don't want to put actual conservatives in positions of power or influence.

Shall we make a list?

Kaitlan Collins - used to work for Daily Caller
Robert Costa - used to work for National Review
Kathleen Parker - see Chuy's post
David Brooks - National Review
Bret Stephens - WSJ
Everyone from The Weekly Standard
etc. etc. etc.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2022 03:28 PM (jpLLS)

689 Starting to get a Two Weeks vibe here.

Posted by: McLurkerson at August 11, 2022 03:28 PM (wNDOJ)

690 Nood

Posted by: McLurkerson at August 11, 2022 03:28 PM (wNDOJ)

691 668 I don't GAF if Garland is Jewish or not. Neither should you.

He is an autocratic leftist lying asshole though, so there's that.
-------------------
He's related to Judy Garland.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 11, 2022 03:28 PM (Fbj1q)

692 Rosanne Barr crying out "I thought that b**ch was white!" was hysterically funny.

Of course that woman is the fucking twin of Helena Bonham Carter in elaborate effects in the Tim Burton Planet of the Apes. That was two remakes ago and most people didn't get it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 11, 2022 03:28 PM (44ww/)

693 Madison Cornbread is impressed by Garland's firm hand today.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 03:28 PM (FF+On)

694 A rare misstep for them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 03:25 PM (WWh8n)

They've misstepped a lot, but this is straight out pounding nails through their own dicks. No matter what Garland says, there is considerable opportunity for Trump to release footage contradicting and humiliating the FBI. They don't usually raid homes of the very influential, never mind against someone who has clearly prepared. It might be in October that the footage is released within campaign commercials, but hoo boy it's coming.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2022 03:28 PM (yJWaZ)

695 >>> 649 An armed man tried to breach a Cincinnati Ohio FBI office this morning.

That's just great
Posted by: Lola
==
A nail gun. Troll.
Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 03:24 PM (FrVH/)

Uh huh.

50 quatloos says this "armed man" works for the Eff.Bee.EYE or some other letter agency.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 03:29 PM (llON8)

696 nude

Posted by: DB at August 11, 2022 03:29 PM (geLO8)

697 Trump should release the videotapes on Monday.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 03:29 PM (lf83v)

698 NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW

RANK AND FILE

INFLATION REDUCTION

INFRASTRUCTURE

THE BORDER IS SECURE

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

699 I'm really surprised the raid didn't include the amphibious unit.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 11, 2022 03:29 PM (Fbj1q)

700 683 Gotta go all St. Peter on you folks. Don't know you, never heard of this place and have never posted here. (please don't make me explain this is sarc....mostly)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 11, 2022 03:27 PM (r1z5A)

The first folks audited by the near-90k IRS agents will be small Trump donors. Then the people at AoS. So you have a while.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 11, 2022 03:29 PM (nMx88)

701 It's time for the administration to see that hand writing "you've been weighed in the balance and found wanting. Tonight your kingdom will be taken from you. "

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 03:29 PM (VdGjU)

702 To lazy to read all today, anything of consequence come out of the liars mouth?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 11, 2022 03:29 PM (8GBH4)

703 Yes. A Federal district court judge ordered them to unseal the warrant by the close of business Monday.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

And thus they get a few days' time to fill in the blanks and doctor it appropriately prior to release. Must be nice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


How does that work IF they gave Trumps lawyer a copy?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2022 03:29 PM (Am657)

704 Well I guess there is no heaven or hell. I put my offer in. If a cute cherub like entity appears, touches garland on the forehead and crumbles him, I become a warrior for god. If a reaper looking entity drifts up and places garlands head on the podium, I join the devil's black platoon. There were no takers...sigh.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 11, 2022 03:29 PM (VwHCD)

705 They're fighting terrorism.

Trump is the terrorist leader. All of his MAGA supporters(that's us) are terrorists. The MAGA candidates that Trump endorsed are all terrorists too, remember this if they attempt to dismantle/defund the FBI, as this will be seen as an attack on our national security.

The left isn't f'ing around with us.

Posted by: JROD at August 11, 2022 03:29 PM (0jZnq)

706 . A Federal district court judge ordered them to unseal the warrant by the close of business Monday.
==
Not exactly. they have until Monday 5pm to respond to Judicial watch motion to unseal.

So they could have delayed it longer potentially by filing and an opposition. The decision may have taken a couple of days or there may have been a reply brief etc. etc. Which would have eventually been public and would look even lamer. So the are going to give it up now.

Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 03:30 PM (n5Z6V)

707 Pelosi thread (back?) up...

Posted by: gdgm+ at August 11, 2022 03:30 PM (mucm9)

708 641 He looked nervous as fuck.
==
it's the same thing with Rosenstein and Yellen, these people can't talk when not around a bunch of cooing braindead libs.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 11, 2022 03:30 PM (OuH7W)

709 668. Exactly, but he and others were selected so that any objections could be classified as hate

Posted by: CN at August 11, 2022 03:30 PM (VuQO/)

710 Some have commented about Mar-A-Lago security camera footage of the raid, but I thought the FIBbers made them turn off security monitoring devices and leave the premises.

Posted by: Emmie at August 11, 2022 03:30 PM (6RgRK)

711 So when do we get to see Melania's underwear?

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

712
hell no
they're going to announce they are satisfied with Garland's statement, and furthermore, we need to send more money and guns to Ukraine
Posted by: DB at August 11, 2022 03:18 PM (geLO


You may hate Cruz, but I suspect his commentary on this will be incandescent, and it is a shame he does not scream and spit when he speaks.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2022 03:31 PM (xhaym)

713 Anyone know any sights to see in Cincinnati? I have a gree afternoon.

Posted by: Ray Epps at August 11, 2022 03:31 PM (FHFTy)

714 Yes. A Federal district court judge ordered them to unseal the warrant by the close of business Monday.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 03:25 PM (o7AUf)

What are the odds they'll unseal a fake warrant claiming all sorts of shit when the real warrant is some FIB agent's grocery list.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 11, 2022 03:32 PM (ITOsM)

715 This is complete insanity. It is over a few pieces of paper that somebody at some point stamp classified.
--------------

It's long been said that DC over classifies everything so as to escape accountability.

Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2022 03:27 PM (G0vdT)


TFG removed over 30 MILLION documents from the WH, "to be scanned and archived" for his non-existent "library with zero books". And the National Archives hasn't said squat about 30 MILLION documents.

And so it goes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 11, 2022 03:32 PM (JOtiF)

716 Garland authorized a 9 hour panty raid?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 11, 2022 03:24 PM (Bd6X

--------

The Agents (of Satan) likely planted evidence, installed their own surveillance equipment, took trophy pictures on their personal phones, and pranced around/partied in Melania's outfits.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 11, 2022 03:32 PM (4D0Mw)

717 Yes. A Federal district court judge ordered them to unseal the warrant by the close of business Monday.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

And thus they get a few days' time to fill in the blanks and doctor it appropriately prior to release. Must be nice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


How does that work IF they gave Trumps lawyer a copy?
==
Theoretically the Magistrate has a copy and compares what he approved earlier to what is served on Trump later. (Its file stamped when originally approved, just not served. Notice is delayed up to like 30 days or more) That is a scenario where the judicial officer is trustworthy.

In clown world, anything is possible.

Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 03:32 PM (+Fdgv)

718 To Too lazy to read all today, anything of consequence come out of the liars mouth?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 11, 2022 03:29 PM (8GBH4)


Well, yeah, but I'm too lazy to type it out.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 11, 2022 03:33 PM (ZSK0i)

719 The federal judges use magistrates to deal with these things now.
Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 03:27 PM (n5Z6V)
===============
amazes me that people accept so readily that an unprecedented search of the private home of the President was not reviewed by a judge. Of course, routine administrative tasks are farmed out to magistrate judges, but the process was never intended for such an extraordinary circumstance. The district judges HAD to be aware of what Reinhart signed off on, and I suspect before he agreed to the warrant.

No bravery here, in this undoing of American tradition.

Posted by: MSDNC at August 11, 2022 03:34 PM (hRKub)

720 There has to be a picture of a FIBBER wearing panties over his face.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 03:34 PM (VdGjU)

721 I suspect Cruz to be milquetoast. Oddly, Rubio has been vocal and angry

Posted by: CN at August 11, 2022 03:35 PM (VuQO/)

722 They can replace an AG but getting a new FBI Director approved by the Senate ain't happening. Guess who is disposable?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 11, 2022 03:20 PM (Fbj1q)


The one easiest to get during the recess

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2022 03:35 PM (xhaym)

723 Forgotten in all of this is that Reinhart signed off on TWO sealed warrants to the Feds that day.

What was the second warrant for?

Obviously more to come on this story, but I am curious as hell what other search the FBI conducted that day.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2022 03:36 PM (hRKub)

724 Ha. Fair enough A B A.

my quick scan says he said nothing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 11, 2022 03:36 PM (8GBH4)

725 the FIBbers made them turn off security monitoring devices and leave the premises.
Posted by: Emmie at August 11, 2022 03:30 PM (6RgRK)

Nope. Eric Trump certainly didn't sound like that happened.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2022 03:38 PM (yJWaZ)

726 How does that work IF they gave Trumps lawyer a copy?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2022 03:29 PM (Am657)
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Old lawyer trick. They didn't say the "left" a copy. Remember Eric Trump saying they were shown the warrant from ten feet away.

Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2022 03:38 PM (G0vdT)

727 Forgotten in all of this is that Reinhart signed off on TWO sealed warrants to the Feds that day.

What was the second warrant for?
==
Most likely electronic surveillance, phone, computer.

Not kidding.

Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 03:38 PM (QIxeW)

728 This is complete insanity. It is over a few pieces of paper that somebody at some point stamp classified.
--------------

It's long been said that DC over classifies everything so as to escape accountability.
Posted by: WisRich
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I've handled enough of such to take it seriously, but also to recognize that most of it was daily boilerplate yawner material. "This is a nothing-burger, but we don't want it passed around. P.S., Burn this"

I am not exaggerating.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2022 03:38 PM (Wmbtn)

729 Here's a link to the video starting at the quote I typed out above.
https://youtu.be/D6juFdjaCko?t=2987
Posted by: bonhomme


Note also the weaselly "who was on-site during the search" in reference to Trump's attorney. Sure. Down the end of the driveway where we sent her.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 03:39 PM (g1EEm)

730 I predict Garland will die by his own hand. Maybe not soon but sometime.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 03:39 PM (VdGjU)

731 Given that Trump, as President, could legally authorize former President Trump to take any documents he wished to Mar-A-Lago, this whole "late return to National Archives" dispute is such obvious horseshit.

What are they really looking for?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2022 03:39 PM (hRKub)

732 This is all bad theater. Almost two years from the final days of the Trump Administration now everything is all-guns-blazing?

Imagine if this was a 1/2 gallon of milk that needed to be consumed? It would be cheese by now.

Fire up the document shredder!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 11, 2022 03:40 PM (WHt4f)

733 my quick scan says he said nothing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 11, 2022 03:36 PM (8GBH4)


He got his directions..."stall,godammit, stall. Sandbag 'em for another 36hours, and we'll have all weekend to come up with a story"

Posted by: BignJames at August 11, 2022 03:34 PM (AwYPR)

Posted by: BignJames at August 11, 2022 03:40 PM (AwYPR)

734 How does that work IF they gave Trumps lawyer a copy?
===
and a copy of what. . .

(the order granting the motion to issue a sealed warrant) is what you get.

is not the warrant itself. it establishes their putative authority to be there and do what they are doing. That's what you get. You might get them waiving the warrant at you from ten feet also. . .

Posted by: This isn't going according to plan is it at August 11, 2022 03:41 PM (XZ5Zv)

735 Nope. Eric Trump certainly didn't sound like that happened.
Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2022 03:38 PM (yJWaZ)


Well, I'd trust Eric Trump over any number of ham-n-eggers. There are a lot of details flying around and turning off security equipment was one I had heard. I do hope then that security footage is released, heh heh.

Posted by: Emmie at August 11, 2022 03:41 PM (6RgRK)

736 One of Trump's lawyers present that night, said she was not allowed to see the warrant because it was "sealed." IOW, for their eyes only.

Crazy rumors on the internet about what the warrant contained: sex, child porn, the usual. This is exactly what the man behind the curtain planned.

Posted by: Ziba at August 11, 2022 03:41 PM (4h9M3)

737 If you haven't seen the movie "Lives of Others" now is a good time.

Posted by: Ziba at August 11, 2022 03:44 PM (4h9M3)

738 Who is the mole who told them whete the stolen documents were stashed?

Posted by: Paul at August 11, 2022 03:49 PM (cdmcs)

739 HE MAD!
Gack, he is so unlikeable.

Posted by: m at August 11, 2022 03:52 PM (rnYgr)

740 Of course Ace had no idea that Garland is a Jew.
His family's name was originally Garfinkle
Probably chills with SOROS

Posted by: Paul at August 11, 2022 03:54 PM (cdmcs)

741 Crazy internet rumors? A Russian passport for Donald?
The cries of "lock her up!" Seemed to have circled back.

Posted by: Paul at August 11, 2022 03:59 PM (cdmcs)

742 If Donald does go to jail will he get Secret Service protection?

Posted by: Paul at August 11, 2022 04:00 PM (cdmcs)

743 His family's name was originally Garfinkle

Then he should have been chilling with Paul Simon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 04:03 PM (wvo9L)

744 What's the strategy here bc I'm confused. They leaked to Newsweek yesterday only to be directly contradicted today by MG? Because Garland knew then you know that. the next car on the logic train is that Biden knew - which contradicts what his Press Sec stated yesterday. Could the politics of this be so red-hot that hot that they are backtracking this fast? Can't see where this ends...poorly, I know but for whom?

Posted by: volfan at August 11, 2022 04:11 PM (Uq3XK)

745 I do hope then that security footage is released, heh heh.
Posted by: Emmie at August 11, 2022 03:41 PM (6RgRK)

It'll be a while. Trump can dine out on the mere fact of the raid for days, and on Garland's pathetic attempts at damage control.

The best part that is if Trump releases his own version that contradicts Garland, that would absolutely fuck the magistrate involved and the AG. Remember: the more things Trump recorded, the harder it is for Biden to lie.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2022 04:32 PM (yJWaZ)

746 Did Judge Reinhardt also authorize tracking devices install on Trumps electronics?

tinyurl.com/3ahvbdt7

Posted by: Zonedar at August 11, 2022 04:39 PM (5awOu)

747 Further, it isn't like these documents were military plans, passwords to CIA servers, and so on. These were basically what was served for a state dinner.

-------

And recall that Hillary Clinton in the third debate gave away classified military response times to a nuclear attack

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 11, 2022 04:40 PM (KwBmy)

748 Did Judge Reinhardt also authorize tracking devices install on Trumps electronics?

tinyurl.com/3ahvbdt7
Posted by: Zonedar at August 11, 2022 04:39 PM (5awOu)

They can try, but Trump now has experience with this kind of thing. I assume if he said ANYTHING illegal,. Y now the NSA would have picked it up even without local trackers.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2022 04:44 PM (tcp7/)

749 Wait, Merrick Garland is...Jewish?

And who actually keeps track of these things on the left?

Posted by: Inspector kemp at August 11, 2022 04:56 PM (+DS2f)

750 Garland keeps using the word "deplorable".

Tell me again how the FBI's raid of Mar-a-lago wasn't a political message to Deplorables. Tell me how there are other, big-boy serious things happening here.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at August 11, 2022 05:12 PM (EDVRd)

751 When the Garfinkle family change their name to the gentile Garland and gave him the most Gentile first name imaginable and then his daughter marries a shagitz he lost any right to pay the Jew card

Posted by: Avi at August 11, 2022 05:23 PM (wOqfd)

752 BREAKING:

Merrick Garland: It takes a big man to admit he is wrong … I am not a big man

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2022 05:28 PM (hA3X/)

753 Where did they dig up this old Fossil?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 11, 2022 06:45 PM (wGqjj)

754 First!

(Was that funny? I don't think it was but maybe because, you know, I'm like 754th but claiming to be 1st. You see the discrepancy? Therein lies the humor.)

Posted by: MaxMBJ at August 12, 2022 02:03 AM (Q3oNv)

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