Crybaby Bitch Middle School Girl Adam Kinzinger Doxes and Attempts to Cancel a Former Fellow Air Force Pilot Over a FaceBook Spat


Sean Davis
@seanmdav

You're doxxing a vet and trying to get him fired for criticizing you in a private Facebook group?

It sounds like his description of you as an "anti-American POS" is pretty accurate, you pint-sized crybully.

dicknibbler.jpg

This little dick-nibbler of a twink is taking his FaceBook fights to twitter to get a cancellation like a fucking fourteen-year-old girl.

Which sounds exactly right for this pissy-eyed little pillow-chewer.

You better watch it, Adam -- Your "brand" depends on you being some kind of "butch" pilot. They don't need another weepy gayboy at CNN or MSNBC. They're lousy with those.

And every single thing you do comes off less manly than Don LeMon's Hello Kitty anal plectrum.*



* It doesn't mean anything. A plectrum is a guitar pick. I couldn't think of anything funny, so I thought I'd just go with "baffling."

And speaking of soibois who have known the pleasing ache of a man filling the deepest corners of their need-holes, Noted Cultural Appropriator Robert Francis O'Rourke started cursing like a West Village Drag Queen at a kindergarten Pronoun Pageant.


Ed Morrissey describes the reason for the gales of laughter: It was "Beto's" exquisite miming of Stalking Charlie in the Bush.

While discussing some details of the tragedy, somebody in the crowd laughed, prompting O'Rourke to swiftly turn around.

"It may be funny to you, motherf--er," he said, "but it's not funny to me."

O'Rourke earned a round of applause from the crowd for the response.

O'Rourke wasn't discussing "details of the tragedy" when the laughter occurred, as The Hill reports. He was talking about how the AR-15 was designed to kill Charlie in 'Nam and offering up his version of a combat stance. All of that was eminently laughable, as Beto clearly has no idea what he's talking about here.

I'll tell you, the people whose pronouns I really need clarification on never tell me.

Say, remember when Establishment Liberal pansies used to get the vapors over Trump cursing? Then they themselves started doing it, and promptly began praising the practice as showing "passion" and "authenticity"?


The 'Nam

Don't even get Beto started on the 'Nam, G-Friennnnnd!

It was Kuh-Raaaaazyyyyy!!!

Posted by: Ace at 01:03 PM




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1 Where is everyone?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at August 11, 2022 01:04 PM (CloRl)

2 First

Posted by: The Paolo at August 11, 2022 01:04 PM (5Qjf9)

3 Nope

Posted by: The Paolo at August 11, 2022 01:04 PM (5Qjf9)

4 There is nothing lower than a vet who tries to cancel another vet (especially one he personally served with) over a political difference.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 11, 2022 01:05 PM (bhRsz)

5 "And every single thing you do comes off less manly than Don LeMon's Hello Kitty anal plectum.*"

Sanrio doesn't miss a merchandise opportunity.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2022 01:05 PM (yJWaZ)

6 Muh norms

Posted by: BacktoGA at August 11, 2022 01:05 PM (MPYWI)

7 Is there legal recourse when someone Doxes you?

Posted by: jim (in California) at August 11, 2022 01:06 PM (ynpvh)

8 just ignore this prick K. Do not mention his name.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2022 01:06 PM (Irn0L)

9 Plectrum not plectum.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 11, 2022 01:06 PM (KAi1n)

10 "It may be funny to you motherf---er, but it's not funny to me": Texas gubernatorial candidate Beto O'Rourke snapped at a man during a town hall on Wednesday who started laughing as O'Rourke discussed the gun used in the deadly Uvalde mass shooting.

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From what I understand, this wasn't an antagonistic group. They're his supporters.

I wonder why Beto keeps losing elections instead of winning them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 01:06 PM (LvTSG)

11 So many bitches...

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 01:07 PM (DRSnL)

12 You don't criticize a man for his actions in the Holy War against Trump!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 01:07 PM (FVME7)

13 Plectum? I hardly knew'em.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 11, 2022 01:07 PM (wUHYj)

14 Say, remember when Establishment Liberal pansies used to get the vapors over Trump cursing? Then they themselves started doing it, and promptly began praising the practice as showing "passion" and "authenticity"?

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"I have no memory of this."
-Bill Kristol

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 01:07 PM (LvTSG)

15 It doesn't mean anything. A plectum is a guitar pick. I couldn't think of anything funny, so I thought I'd just go with "baffling."

How about Petat Cortex, from the latin for "buttplug"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:07 PM (Ivdso)

16 >>>9 Plectrum not plectum.


thrank you

Posted by: Paul at August 11, 2022 01:07 PM (B3oWe)

17 Piss on Pancho Vanilla.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2022 01:07 PM (Am657)

18 I'm assuming Bobby O'Rourke was displaying extreme ignorance about guns when he got laughed at.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 01:07 PM (eGTCV)

19 "I'm not laughing with you, Santa Flana..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 01:08 PM (/EuRN)

20 Crybaby Bitch Middle School Girl Adam Kinzinger
.......

He's on TikTok?

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 01:08 PM (v0R5T)

21 It doesn't mean anything. A plectum is a guitar pick. I couldn't think of anything funny, so I thought I'd just go with "baffling."

Just gonna say, baffling is less effective when you explain it immediately.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at August 11, 2022 01:08 PM (uvymP)

22 It doesn't mean anything. A plectum is a guitar pick. I couldn't think of anything funny, so I thought I'd just go with "baffling."

I liked it. And I have a Ted Nugent plectum! (Not butt related.)

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2022 01:08 PM (yJWaZ)

23 does he nibble on little dicks?
or is he a little nibbler of dicks?

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at August 11, 2022 01:08 PM (Ynyl9)

24 Plectum? Damn near kilt him.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2022 01:09 PM (ZLI7S)

25 1
Where is everyone?
Posted by: Linn Ridge at August 11, 2022 01:04 PM (CloRl)
.........

Probably still making fun of the FBI and Hunter. There's a lot of ground to cover.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

26 " anal plectum "


taint funny

Posted by: The Paolo at August 11, 2022 01:09 PM (5Qjf9)

27 Swallwell is head and shoulders above these guys.

Posted by: BignJames at August 11, 2022 01:09 PM (AwYPR)

28 How does O'Rourke have to lose before he goes away?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 01:09 PM (eGTCV)

29 I know a woman-a conservative woman who uses "f" or "sh** every fourth word or so. I've never heard anyone curse that much. She is also a motorcyclist and part of some conservative motorcycle group. She could probably beat Adam Kitzinger to a pulp, however.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 01:09 PM (wvo9L)

30 Adam is trying to prove himself to the Big Media lefties that he is worthy of hosting a show like like Joe Scarborough.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 11, 2022 01:09 PM (TNyrE)

31 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

32 "Crybaby Bitch Middle School Girl Adam Kinzinger Doxes and Attempts to Cancel a Former Fellow Air Force Pilot Over a FaceBook Span"

Span? Is this supposed to be 'Spat'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 01:09 PM (dNqv+)

33 Kunzinger is Liz Chinney in drag.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 11, 2022 01:09 PM (GwxCX)

34 Plectum? I hardly knew ‘em!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 11, 2022 01:10 PM (MyP/f)

35 The Beto Cursing skit was just that: a skit. It was a planned op to try to turn this soi-boi beta limp-wristed limp-dick into a tough guy. He was waiting for the planned laughter for his planned Sick Burn, but he's an idiot so he blew the timing. He launches into his planned Sick Burn almost literally simultaneously with the laughter. Seems clearly staged to me.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 11, 2022 01:10 PM (iFTx/)

36 so, we can assume that beto was in 'Nam with blumenthal?

that's how he got the stance right, right?

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at August 11, 2022 01:10 PM (WhsXQ)

37 Jeff should go to Adam's house, ring his doorbell and when answered, punch him square in the nose.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

38 "It may be funny to you motherf---er, but it's not funny to me"

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I believe the appropriate response is, "Chinga tu madre!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 01:10 PM (FVME7)

39 and at first glance, I thought that "Crybaby Bitch" was a reference to the Kentucky Turtle.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at August 11, 2022 01:10 PM (Ynyl9)

40 "Crybaby Bitch Middle School Girl Adam Kinzinger Doxes and Attempts to Cancel a Former Fellow Air Force Pilot Over a FaceBook Span"

Span? Is this supposed to be 'Spat'?

I don't think Kunzinger ever spat.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 11, 2022 01:11 PM (GwxCX)

41 How many M-4s did we leave in Afghanistan? How much 5.56 ammunition?

Posted by: mrp at August 11, 2022 01:11 PM (6eRlp)

42 I served with Beto in The 'Nam, and also, in Antarctica.

Posted by: Proud Liberal Vet at August 11, 2022 01:11 PM (B3oWe)

43 How does O'Rourke have to lose before he goes away?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 01:09 PM (eGTCV)


He'll be around as long as people keep giving him money.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 01:11 PM (DRSnL)

44 Mommy, why is Beto crying?

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 11, 2022 01:11 PM (GwxCX)

45 'Pancho Vanilla'.

Yer killin' me here!

Posted by: William F. "Buck" Dharma at August 11, 2022 01:11 PM (oedLL)

46 35 The Beto Cursing skit was just that: a skit. It was a planned op to try to turn this soi-boi beta limp-wristed limp-dick into a tough guy. He was waiting for the planned laughter for his planned Sick Burn, but he's an idiot so he blew the timing. He launches into his planned Sick Burn almost literally simultaneously with the laughter. Seems clearly staged to me.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 11, 2022 01:10 PM (iFTx/)

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You mean his outburst at the Uvalde press conference didn't launch him into front-runner status?

Surely insulting his own base will do what that stunt failed to do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 01:12 PM (LvTSG)

47 I thought a plectrum was also a thing you use to move around a ouija board.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 11, 2022 01:12 PM (MyP/f)

48 What sort of Weapons of War (™ will we be giving to the 87,000 new IRS agents?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2022 01:12 PM (ZLI7S)

49 "This little dick-nibbler of a twink is taking his FaceBook fights to twitter to get a cancellation like a fucking fourteen-year-old girl.

Which sounds exactly right for this pissy-eyed little pillow-chewer."

Somewhere in Heaven, Chavez the Hugo is smiling right now.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2022 01:12 PM (jpLLS)

50 36 so, we can assume that beto was in 'Nam with blumenthal?

that's how he got the stance right, right?
Posted by: SturmToddler
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He lost his shins in the war.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at August 11, 2022 01:12 PM (CloRl)

51 re 36: he went into Cambodia with Kerry. Still has the hat, but he isn't sure where it is

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at August 11, 2022 01:12 PM (Ynyl9)

52 "It may be funny to you motherf---er, but it's not funny to me"

-
I believe the appropriate response is, "Chinga tu madre!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Followed with "pinche puto".

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2022 01:12 PM (Am657)

53 I'll never get over Macho Grande.

Posted by: Beta O'Roark at August 11, 2022 01:12 PM (dTFZY)

54 He'll be around as long as people keep giving him money.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 01:11 PM

AKA, his father-in-law.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 11, 2022 01:12 PM (GwxCX)

55 >>>I thought a plectrum was also a thing you use to move around a ouija board.

yes that too.

i wonder what the "greater meaning" is.

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2022 01:12 PM (B3oWe)

56 Sounds a lot like this Kuntsinger wants to transition into becoming Eric SwallowWell

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards & Liz Cheney Labia lickers at August 11, 2022 01:13 PM (5DfsO)

57 I wonder why Beto keeps losing elections instead of winning them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 01:06 PM (LvTSG)


I think it's because running for office is so much more fun and rewarding that being in office. Particularly when the wife's daddy is a billionaire.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at August 11, 2022 01:13 PM (uvymP)

58 Kinzinger wrote: "He has allegiance to Trump over his oath to the constitution."

Hey Adam, now do Garland and Biden in place of Surran and Trump. Or Wray and Deep State. Or any of thousands of other examples. For example, Liz-ard Cheney and her father plus a list of dozens of GOPe special interest outfits.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 01:13 PM (AMIL/)

59 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 11, 2022 01:13 PM (T4tVD)

60 Don't cry for me, Adam Kinzinger.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 01:13 PM (FVME7)

61 there is no greater meaning, it means a pick. The ouija people just culturally appropriated the word

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2022 01:13 PM (B3oWe)

62 Does anyone know if AG Eric Schmitt is married? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2022 01:13 PM (3ImbR)

63 C'mon Walter, you weren't even in 'Nam.

Posted by: The Dude at August 11, 2022 01:13 PM (MFphb)

64 The "Lesser Spotted Dick-Nibbler".

Not as rare as some amateur ornithologists believe.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 01:13 PM (g1EEm)

65 The Beto Cursing skit was just that: a skit. It was a planned op to try to turn this soi-boi beta limp-wristed limp-dick into a tough guy. He was waiting for the planned laughter for his planned Sick Burn, but he's an idiot so he blew the timing. He launches into his planned Sick Burn almost literally simultaneously with the laughter. Seems clearly staged to me.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 11, 2022 01:10 PM (iFTx/)

wouldn't shock me in the least.

especially as they are SO bad at cursing they can't seem to apply it correctly. so the fuck it up at every opportunity...

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at August 11, 2022 01:13 PM (WhsXQ)

66 Let me guess, mean tweet rules don't apply when you call someone a motherfucker.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 11, 2022 01:14 PM (GZgmy)

67 I thought a plectrum was also a thing you use to move around a ouija board.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 11, 2022 01:12 PM (MyP/f)


Isn't that a planchette?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 01:14 PM (DRSnL)

68 So there I was in the shit again. Deep in the jungle, surrounded by Charlie. I did the only thing I *could* do in that situation: I started masturbating. Pretty soon, Charlie appeared out of the trees and bukkake'd all over me. I'll never forget that day.

Posted by: Col. Beto at August 11, 2022 01:14 PM (ZGrMX)

69 We are going to need a de-nazification program for democrats. They are beyond rational thought. And Kinzinger is a democrat.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 11, 2022 01:14 PM (lTGtQ)

70 You better watch it, Adam -- Your "brand" depends on you being some kind of "butch" pilot.

I have more testosterone in my colon then you have in your whole body!

Posted by: Adam K at August 11, 2022 01:14 PM (ESjRY)

71 The Official AoSHQ Insult Matrix:

Improbable anatomical description + polysyllabic adjective + nounverb

Ex.: (so and so) is a square-eared sesquipedalian radish-muncher.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 11, 2022 01:14 PM (aaGzp)

72 Adam Kinzingblahger is 44 years old, and he's getting kicked out of his cush government job. It'll be REAL interesting to see where the little butt-nugget lands that'll have anywhere near the juice of his current position.

Posted by: William F. "Buck" Dharma at August 11, 2022 01:14 PM (oedLL)

73 I have the hat.

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 11, 2022 01:14 PM (knzHR)

74 >>>Isn't that a planchette?


oh right that's what it is

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2022 01:14 PM (B3oWe)

75 Beto is too dumb to realize that the scary black Nam' weapon (chainsaw attachment optional) he is referring to was meant to wound more than kill as it takes more support troops to deal with a wounded v.s. dead commie. Dumb motherfucker.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 11, 2022 01:14 PM (GwxCX)

76 "Is there legal recourse when someone Doxes you?"

Magic 8 ball says tough luck.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, stocking up at August 11, 2022 01:14 PM (jTmQV)

77 Dear Beto,
In the immortal words of Peggy Lee:

Why don't you do right, like some other men do
Get out of here, and get me some money too.

https://tinyurl.com/2d2fnn2p

Posted by: Beto's wife at August 11, 2022 01:14 PM (/NCI4)

78 >>>Isn't that a planchette?

wait didn't she star in the bob newhart show

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2022 01:15 PM (B3oWe)

79 64 The "Lesser Spotted Dick-Nibbler".

Not as rare as some amateur ornithologists believe.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 01:13 PM (g1EEm)
_________________________

I prefer the Large Breasted Bed Thrasher

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 11, 2022 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

80 The AR-15 was designed to shoot through a VC helmet at 500 yards and knock him down dead.


Huh. That's something that I was completely unaware of. Thanks Beta. Now I'm even more proud to have owned the weapon.

I would still own if it weren't for that tragic canoe accident that one year on that one trip.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

81 Isn't that a planchette?

I thought that was an actress on 3's company

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:15 PM (Ivdso)

82 I thought a plectrum was also a thing you use to move around a ouija board.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I thought it moved itself.

Posted by: JT at August 11, 2022 01:15 PM (T4tVD)

83 And every single thing you do comes off less manly than Don LeMon's Hello Kitty anal plectrum.*

I'm picturing Tater playing Greensleeves on Don's Lemon's anus. Acoustic, of course.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 11, 2022 01:15 PM (ppBhU)

84 I have in my safe, a (made by Palmetto State Armory), basic AR-15 Lower Receiver, which has never yet been "built" into any version of a completed firearm.

Just the bare, stripped, basic Lower Receiver.

Betcha I could put it into Beto's hands, and he'd have no clue as to what it was? Worse, I could ask him if it was a Rifle or a Pistol, or what caliber it is (it's marked "Multi"), or ask him to show me where the "shoulder thing that goes up" is? You see where I'm going with this. They have no idea of what it is that they're actually railing against, they're just talking shit. DANGEROUS shit, to be sure, but their knowledge and their rhetoric is straight bullshit, pure and undiluted by facts.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 11, 2022 01:15 PM (tkOps)

85 Has O'Rourke ever done anything other than lose elections?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 01:16 PM (eGTCV)

86 You can't spell plectrum without rectum.

Posted by: 496 at August 11, 2022 01:16 PM (U1eOr)

87 >>>I thought it moved itself.


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Posted by: George Costanza at August 11, 2022 01:16 PM (B3oWe)

88 The left: You can't investigate a presidential candidate even after the head of the FBI said she committed a felony on national TV!!!

Also the left: You can't investigate the son of a presidential candidate even though he's on audio talking about taking bribes for his dad and having sex with underage girls!

Also, also the left: If Melania Trump didn't want her panties sniffed by a bunch of random guys she shouldn't have married the former president

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2022 01:16 PM (ESjRY)

89 Has Beta ever done anything for a living?

Or is he just another lot lizard trying to get a paid seat so he can grift?

Posted by: torabora at August 11, 2022 01:16 PM (Y274z)

90 Isn't that a planchette?


oh right that's what it is

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2022 01:14 PM

Kate Blanchette>Susan Plechette>planchette. But all Ettes' are greater than those combined.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 11, 2022 01:16 PM (GwxCX)

91 Beto has seen shit, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 01:16 PM (guGkK)

92 I would also like to repeat a comment I made last week: Beto looks like the AIDS-ridden love child of John Kerry and a random Kennedy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 01:16 PM (DRSnL)

93 78 >>>Isn't that a planchette?

wait didn't she star in the bob newhart show

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2022 01:15 PM (B3oWe)

Wha? Sorry, I lost track of what we were talking about...

https://tinyurl.com/ykasbzx8

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 01:16 PM (dNqv+)

94 My Methodist faith informs me that Beatoff just might be a candy ass.

Posted by: Hillary! at August 11, 2022 01:16 PM (sWM8x)

95 Kinzinger will not seek reelection. So he has more time for his crying fits and bitch fights.

What a loser.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 11, 2022 01:16 PM (U3uv2)

96 >>>Has O'Rourke ever done anything other than lose elections?

he inherited money from his scumbag parents.

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2022 01:16 PM (B3oWe)

97 "Crybaby Bitch Middle School Girl Adam Kinzinger Doxes and Attempts to Cancel a Former Fellow Air Force Pilot Over a FaceBook Span"

Span? Is this supposed to be 'Spat'?

I don't think Kunzinger ever spat.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 11, 2022 01:11 PM (GwxCX)

I'd bet he does on occasion while at the glory hole behind the bus station on a tuesday night.

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at August 11, 2022 01:17 PM (WhsXQ)

98 If you gave me a million guesses I never would have come up with "planchette" as the thing you push around a ouija board.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2022 01:17 PM (ZLI7S)

99 Has O'Rourke ever done anything other than lose elections?

Wasn't he mayor of some small town? Or was that buttgag?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:17 PM (Ivdso)

100 Adam Kinzingblahger is 44 years old, and he's getting kicked out of his cush government job. It'll be REAL interesting to see where the little butt-nugget lands that'll have anywhere near the juice of his current position.

He's of no use to them outside of playing along with Adam Schiff's Eye-Popping Hour, so my guess is he'll land something with no juice.

Posted by: Col. Beto at August 11, 2022 01:17 PM (ZGrMX)

101 Of course, the Army didn't issue semi-automatic AR-15s to troops in South Vietnam. They issued fully-automatic M-16s. Purchase of true military-style M-16s to civilians in the US was strictly forbidden without the appropriate tax stamps.

Posted by: mrp at August 11, 2022 01:17 PM (6eRlp)

102 What sort of Weapons of War will we be giving to the 87,000 new IRS agents?

The A560 Assault calculator.

Posted by: Beto's wife at August 11, 2022 01:17 PM (/NCI4)

103 Does anyone know if AG Eric Schmitt is married? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: IrishEi

Does he look miserable ?

Posted by: JT at August 11, 2022 01:17 PM (T4tVD)

104 When Beto loses in November, does he get to claim the Lyndon LaRoche Memorial Award for repeatedly losing elections?

I do hope he moves on to running in every subsequent presidential election for the remainder of this life, if even just in his own mind.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 11, 2022 01:17 PM (TNyrE)

105 Bootyjizz mismanaged a small town.

Beto mismanages his beard/wife's money

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2022 01:17 PM (ESjRY)

106 96 >>>Has O'Rourke ever done anything other than lose elections?

he inherited money from his scumbag parents.
Posted by: ace at August 11, 2022 01:16 PM (B3oWe)

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He also did win a couple of elections as a Democrat in a safely Democratic congressional district.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 01:17 PM (LvTSG)

107 Beto is too dumb to realize that the scary black Nam' weapon (chainsaw attachment optional) he is referring to was meant to wound more than kill as it takes more support troops to deal with a wounded v.s. dead commie. Dumb motherfucker.

Posted by: Minnfidel



Too dumb to know the difference between select fire M16s vs semi-auto AR15s.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 11, 2022 01:17 PM (lTGtQ)

108 Has O'Rourke ever done anything other than lose elections?

He once tried to feed his wife shit disguised as guac, and managed to stay married. It's a kind of accomplishment.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 11, 2022 01:18 PM (ppBhU)

109 Suzanne Plechette is peak sexy eyes, smoky demeanor and yeah.

https://tinyurl.com/53h6yrzv

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 01:18 PM (dNqv+)

110 Robert Francis O'Rourke, awkward and goofy is the darling of the leftist wine mom. What about this dude is attractive?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:18 PM (Ivdso)

111 99 Has O'Rourke ever done anything other than lose elections?

Wasn't he mayor of some small town? Or was that buttgag?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:17 PM (Ivdso)

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Buttigieg was mayor of Southbend. Beto was a House member for a short time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 01:18 PM (LvTSG)

112 What sort of Weapons of War (™ will we be giving to the 87,000 new IRS agents?
Posted by: JackStraw


The same weapons of war we all own.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2022 01:18 PM (Am657)

113 The Official AoSHQ Insult Matrix:

Improbable anatomical description + polysyllabic adjective + nounverb

Ex.: (so and so) is a square-eared sesquipedalian radish-muncher.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 11, 2022 01:14 PM (aaGzp)


Personally, I believe it should be proceeded by an intentionally insulting rift off of their proper name.

Ex: Beta O'Cuck is dick-nosed, pear-clutching target for hypersonic faggotry.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 11, 2022 01:18 PM (GZgmy)

114 I have more testosterone in my colon then you have in your whole body!

Posted by: Adam K at August 11, 2022 01:14 PM (ESjRY)

Pretty sure I know how it got there.

Posted by: BignJames at August 11, 2022 01:18 PM (AwYPR)

115 What did you accomplish my mean-girling this little vignette into the public consciousness?

You just made the entire world see that your own damn brother in arms thinks you're an embarrassing piece of shit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 01:18 PM (/EuRN)

116 >>>A plectrum is a guitar pick. I couldn't think of anything funny, so I thought I'd just go with "baffling."

Don't sell yourself short. Don Lemon's anal plectrum is pretty funny.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 11, 2022 01:18 PM (U3uv2)

117 Adam Kinzingblahger is 44 years old, and he's getting kicked out of his cush government job.

Maybe he'll join the FBI.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 01:18 PM (wvo9L)

118 Beto said "500 ft" not 500 yards.

Which rifles are not designed to kill at 500 ft, Beto?

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (g1EEm)

119 Wasn't he mayor of some small town? Or was that buttgag?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:17 PM (Ivdso)



Buttglug was the Ruler of the Empire of South Bend and Tsar of All the Russias.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (guGkK)

120 Pretty sure I know how it got there.
Posted by: BignJames at August 11, 2022 01:18 PM (AwYPR)

A turkey baster and a fervent prayer to become a daddy?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (/EuRN)

121 Beto is a reminder of why voting matters.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (NpAcC)

122 110 Robert Francis O'Rourke, awkward and goofy is the darling of the leftist wine mom. What about this dude is attractive?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:18 PM (Ivdso)

========

His money and the fact that the leftist cultural institutions tell them that he's attractive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

123 Suzanne Plechette is peak sexy eyes, smoky demeanor and yeah.

And smoky whiskey voice. What a woman.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (/NCI4)

124 How many M-4s did we leave in Afghanistan? How much 5.56 ammunition?
Posted by: mrp at August 11, 2022 01:11 PM (6eRlp)


That's different. AR-15s are fully, semi automatic. M-4s are select fire so you have to select something before you can shoot at it. -- Beta O-Rourke

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (uvymP)

125 What a piece of shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (W/9Bb)

126 Has O'Rourke ever done anything other than lose elections?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 01:16 PM (eGTCV)

He sits in a corner of his bedroom and watches Paleo nail his wife.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (qH6FZ)

127 Adam Schiff's Eye-Popping Hour, so my guess is he'll land something with no juice.
Posted by: Col. Beto at August 11, 2022 01:17 PM

Adam Schiff's eye popping hour. That made me LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (GwxCX)

128 Robert Francis O'Rourke, awkward and goofy is the darling of the leftist wine mom. What about this dude is attractive?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:18 PM (Ivdso)


Absolutely nothing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (DRSnL)

129 We're a couple months away from the election and all Beta can pull is 30 old people in a dining hall?

It really shows why the media says that he's really gaining on Abbott in the polls and this will be a race to the finish.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

130 72 Adam Kinzingblahger is 44 years old, and he's getting kicked out of his cush government job. It'll be REAL interesting to see where the little butt-nugget lands that'll have anywhere near the juice of his current position.
Posted by: William F. "Buck" Dharma at August 11, 2022 01:14 PM (oedLL)

Probably with some major defense contractor or some GoPe advocacy group. He'll be buddying up with soon-to-be-primaried (hopefully) Lizard Cheney.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (Rl7KJ)

131 Robert Francis O'Rourke, awkward and goofy is the darling of the leftist wine mom. What about this dude is attractive?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:18 PM (Ivdso)



Women are crazy for guys with buck teeth?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (guGkK)

132 And smoky whiskey voice. What a woman.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (/NCI4)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (dNqv+)

133 121 Beto is a reminder of why voting matters.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (NpAcC)

==========

GO TEAM RED!

(Not a criticism, just a reflection of the pattern that everyone said wouldn't come back again this time because this time was totally different.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 01:20 PM (LvTSG)

134 In Deadpool 2, Josh Brolin holds two ?1911?s like John Woo. He does a press check on both of them without letting go of either one. Badass and foolish at the same time.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 11, 2022 01:20 PM (44ww/)

135 I'd love to see a slap fight between Beta and AK.

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 11, 2022 01:20 PM (knzHR)

136 Kuntflapper also has a Ukrainian flag in his bio, DURING PRIDE MONTH.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2022 01:20 PM (ZGrMX)

137 Robert Francis O'Rourke, awkward and goofy is the darling of the leftist wine mom. What about this dude is attractive?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:18 PM (Ivdso)

Absolutely nothing.
Posted by: Jordan61

Say it again !

Posted by: JT at August 11, 2022 01:20 PM (T4tVD)

138 Adam Kinzingblahger is 44 years old, and he's getting kicked out of his cush government job.

Maybe he'll join the FBI.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 01:18 PM

The Panty Raiders!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 11, 2022 01:20 PM (GwxCX)

139 No shit, man. There I was on stage in my sheep suit...

I... I've seen some shit, man.

Posted by: Baaaato at August 11, 2022 01:20 PM (nfrXX)

140 Don't sell yourself short. Don Lemon's anal plectrum is pretty funny.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur


And vivid. I had all kinds of nasty mental images until ace told me it was all in my head.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 01:20 PM (g1EEm)

141 How do these very busy professional people have so much time to do the social media? A staffer or vendor isn't the one catching one-off posts in private groups.

Posted by: turnout man at August 11, 2022 01:20 PM (7CyhL)

142 132 And smoky whiskey voice. What a woman.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (/NCI4)

*fistbump*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (dNqv+)

Ahem.

Posted by: Kathleen Turner at August 11, 2022 01:21 PM (jpLLS)

143
A plectrum is a guitar pick.

You plucked 'em with a plectrum.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2022 01:21 PM (63Dwl)

144 I'd love to see a slap fight between Beta and AK.

Ace posted that video once, but he had to delete the entire post because the comments were "too homophobic".

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2022 01:21 PM (ZGrMX)

145 Vee-et FUCKIN Nam!!

Posted by: Beto "Fake Spic" O'Rourke at August 11, 2022 01:21 PM (LaNzR)

146 He sits in a corner of his bedroom and watches Paleo nail his wife.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (qH6FZ)


A neanderthal pool boy?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 11, 2022 01:21 PM (5Qjf9)

147 Just for argument's sake, let's take Kinsinger's "argument" seriously for a second.

Surran says Kinzinger's responsible for the FBI raiding Trump's office. Kinzinger retorts that Surran's loyalty is to Trump, not the country.

For Kinzinger to have a point, you'd have to assume Trump is a threat to the nation AND the reason for the raid is for a purpose other than what we've heard claimed so far. Not so the Nat Archive Presidential Papers Act can be followed, not to reclaim documents Trump declassified in office, but as a get Trump effort.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 01:21 PM (kDGvA)

148 Has the Big Guy's thank you letter to the FBI for the gift of Melania's clothes been made public yet?

Posted by: torabora at August 11, 2022 01:21 PM (Y274z)

149 Kuntflapper also has a Ukrainian flag in his bio, DURING PRIDE MONTH.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2022 01:20 PM

And the Uke flag before the American one and his pic is of a rodent. How fitting.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 11, 2022 01:22 PM (GwxCX)

150 Of course, the Army didn't issue semi-automatic AR-15s to troops in South Vietnam. They issued fully-automatic M-16s. Purchase of true military-style M-16s to civilians in the US was strictly forbidden without the appropriate tax stamps.

Posted by: mrp at August 11, 2022 01:17 PM (6eRlp)

And if they really wanted to send charlie to an early grave, framing nailers.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 11, 2022 01:22 PM (U3uv2)

151 Consider this: The threremin requires no plectrum.

*mic drop*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 01:22 PM (guGkK)

152 136 Kuntflapper also has a Ukrainian flag in his bio, DURING PRIDE MONTH.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2022 01:20 PM (ZGrMX)

Did someone establish they're no longer interchangeable? Man I'm way behind.

Posted by: turnout man at August 11, 2022 01:22 PM (7CyhL)

153 Personally, I believe it should be proceeded by an intentionally insulting rift off of their proper name.
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That works perfectly well.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 11, 2022 01:22 PM (aaGzp)

154 Adam Kinzingblahger is 44 years old, and he's getting kicked out of his cush government job.

Maybe he'll join the FBI.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 01:18 PM (wvo9L)
........

Or the IRS. I hear they're hiring.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 01:22 PM (v0R5T)

155 This is the end...my only friend, the end...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

156 92 I would also like to repeat a comment I made last week: Beto looks like the AIDS-ridden love child of John Kerry and a random Kennedy.
Posted by: Jordan61

It was a good one, and should be reiterated now and then.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 11, 2022 01:22 PM (OX9vb)

157 oh I forgot to mention, when I was young, these Latinx kids used to call me "Chuy," and said I was an honorary hispanic for all Democrat political purposes.

So I'm "Chuy" Ace from now on.

I guess I should have said something earlier.

Posted by: "Chuy" ace at August 11, 2022 01:23 PM (B3oWe)

158 And smoky whiskey voice. What a woman.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (/NCI4)

*fistbump*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (dNqv+)

Ahem.


True. Pity she turned into a man.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2022 01:23 PM (/NCI4)

159 What about this dude is attractive?

-------------

He swears.

I'll say this about Beto, he excites his base. If only his opponent did the same.

Posted by: SH (Roe Overturned) at August 11, 2022 01:23 PM (sX1BW)

160 Has O'Rourke ever done anything other than lose elections?

he inherited money from his scumbag parents.
==
His father in law is a billionaire.

Posted by: Trump got elected President, Cruz Did Not - next question? at August 11, 2022 01:23 PM (hoGEF)

161 How do these very busy professional people have so much time to do the social media? A staffer or vendor isn't the one catching one-off posts in private groups.

Posted by: turnout man



They spend the majority of their time searching the internet for references to themselves.

Narcissism defined.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 11, 2022 01:23 PM (lTGtQ)

162
"YEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWW!!!! Just like fuckin' Saigon, eh slick?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

163 oh I forgot to mention, when I was young, these Latinx kids used to call me "Chuy," and said I was an honorary hispanic for all Democrat political purposes.

So I'm "Chuy" Ace from now on.

I guess I should have said something earlier.
Posted by: "Chuy" ace at August 11, 2022 01:23 PM (B3oWe)


Ace > "Chuy" ace > ace?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2022 01:24 PM (ZGrMX)

164 Angry ace > Chuy ace

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 11, 2022 01:24 PM (GZgmy)

165 Posted by: "Chuy" ace at August 11, 2022 01:23 PM (B3oWe)

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Muy sabroso!

Posted by: 496 at August 11, 2022 01:24 PM (U1eOr)

166 Not so the Nat Archive Presidential Papers Act can be followed, not to reclaim documents Trump declassified in office, but as a get Trump effort.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 01:21 PM (kDGvA)


Well the J6 committee is nothing but a get Trump effort, and this bitch is front and center on that. So I think you have your answer.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 01:24 PM (DRSnL)

167 20 days and a wake-up and I'm on the freedom bird back to the land of the big latin-x.

Posted by: Beto at August 11, 2022 01:24 PM (LaNzR)

168 South Bend... shit; I'm still only in South Bend... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle.

Posted by: Lactatin' Pete at August 11, 2022 01:24 PM (guGkK)

169 Isn't "Charlie" kinda racist? Just askin.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 11, 2022 01:24 PM (ScNGK)

170 "YEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWW!!!! Just like fuckin' Saigon, eh slick?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

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I was in third grade, dickhead!

Posted by: 496 at August 11, 2022 01:24 PM (U1eOr)

171 Adam Kinzingblahger is 44 years old, and he's getting kicked out of his cush government job.

Maybe he'll join the FBI.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 01:18 PM

The Panty Raiders!
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 11, 2022 01:20 PM (GwxCX)
........

I think he's more of a jock strap sniffer.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 01:24 PM (v0R5T)

172 Female
Body
Inspectors

Posted by: torabora at August 11, 2022 01:24 PM (Y274z)

173 Muy sabroso!

gracias amigo!

Que tal?

Posted by: "Chuy" ace at August 11, 2022 01:24 PM (B3oWe)

174 Cruel Ace > chuy ace.

Posted by: Bosk at August 11, 2022 01:24 PM (v4L7Y)

175 Muy sabroso!

Que sabor!

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2022 01:24 PM (/NCI4)

176 This song is about Robert Francis O'Rourke.....


https://youtu.be/b3LdMAqUMnM

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

177 Posted by: "Chuy" ace at August 11, 2022 01:23 PM (B3oWe)

Nice. Hits the David French demo. You should make this part of your job app at hotair.

Also, you guys put way too much cilantro into too many of your dishes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 01:25 PM (dNqv+)

178 "YEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWW!!!! Just like fuckin' Saigon, eh slick?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)


I was in junior high, dickhead.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 01:25 PM (DRSnL)

179 Betcha I could put it into Beto's hands, and he'd have no clue as to what it was? Worse, I could ask him if it was a Rifle or a Pistol, or what caliber it is (it's marked "Multi"), or ask him to show me where the "shoulder thing that goes up" is? You see where I'm going with this. They have no idea of what it is that they're actually railing against, they're just talking shit. DANGEROUS shit, to be sure, but their knowledge and their rhetoric is straight bullshit, pure and undiluted by facts.

Jim
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The pathetic thing is that the weasel is doing the stolen valor thing along with AR misinformation. I knew several Vietnam vets that were sure enough heroes and they did not go around telling others about Charlie and so on. They rarely if ever spoke about it and usually it was around other vets when they did so.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 01:25 PM (CXr4y)

180 48 What sort of Weapons of War (™ will we be giving to the 87,000 new IRS agents?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2022 01:12 PM (ZLI7S)3

The good news... Glocks.. so I suspect there will be 'round 80K limping accountants in the next 5 years or so...

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at August 11, 2022 01:25 PM (53oGX)

181 Did someone establish they're no longer interchangeable? Man I'm way behind.

Someone had a funny story on the previous thread about a neighbor who was flying both the gay and Uke flags and couldn't figure out which one went on top.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2022 01:26 PM (ZGrMX)

182 >>>Also, you guys put way too much cilantro into too many of your dishes.

Pero... but these are los platos di mi gente!!!!

Posted by: "Chuy" ace at August 11, 2022 01:26 PM (B3oWe)

183 "Charlie"

*snort*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 01:26 PM (guGkK)

184 >>> Does he look miserable ?
~~~~~

Heh.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2022 01:26 PM (3ImbR)

185 Chuy hoi dinky dao round eye.

Posted by: torabora at August 11, 2022 01:26 PM (Y274z)

186 First poll out of Wyoming in a month.

Hageman 57%
Cheney 28%
Undecided 10%

U of Wyoming poll

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2022 01:26 PM (ZLI7S)

187 Update your style books! Holier than thou.

https://bit.ly/3Qiox1n

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 01:26 PM (FVME7)

188 178 "YEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWW!!!! Just like fuckin' Saigon, eh slick?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

I was in junior high, dickhead.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 01:25 PM (DRSnL)

Dear Lord, I love this place.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 01:27 PM (dNqv+)

189 Has O'Rourke ever done anything other than lose elections?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 01:16 PM (eGTCV)


I believe that he was, formerly, a member of the House. He tried to move up but the voters ruled that he'd already met the Principle of his Peter.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at August 11, 2022 01:27 PM (uvymP)

190 Oh I forgot to mention, when I was young, these Latinx kids used to call me "Chuy," and said I was an honorary hispanic for all Democrat political purposes.

So I'm "Chuy" Ace from now on.

That's right, I gave him that name.

Posted by: Papilla de Maz at August 11, 2022 01:27 PM (knzHR)

191 This is America. Speak English!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 11, 2022 01:27 PM (GwxCX)

192 And I thought the politically correct term was "the slopes"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 01:27 PM (guGkK)

193 Chuy sells dog food.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2022 01:27 PM (63Dwl)

194 The Panty Raiders!
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 11, 2022 01:20 PM (GwxCX)

Kinzinger's Panty Raiders sounds like one of the less impressive Civil War brigades.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 01:27 PM (eGTCV)

195 So I'm "Chuy" Ace from now on.

I guess I should have said something earlier.
Posted by: "Chuy" ace at August 11, 2022 01:23 PM (B3oWe)

And we completely missed out celebrating cinco de cuatro for you.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 11, 2022 01:27 PM (U3uv2)

196 Is kinzinger just upset that no one ever asked to be his wingman?

Posted by: SH (Roe Overturned) at August 11, 2022 01:27 PM (sX1BW)

197 Cuz! Bringing the first again. Just like old times.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2022 01:27 PM (LsEU/)

198 They spend the majority of their time searching the internet for references to themselves.

You can tell Google to let you know when your name or your company is used online. Probably more sophisticated tech is out there for pay.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:27 PM (Ivdso)

199 First poll out of Wyoming in a month.

Hageman 57%
Cheney 28%
Undecided 10%

U of Wyoming poll
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2022 01:26 PM (ZLI7S)



You just keep fucking that D chicken, Cheney.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

200 Someone get Chuy a taco.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:28 PM (Ivdso)

201 So Ace owns the Chuy’s Mexican restaurant chain?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 11, 2022 01:28 PM (MyP/f)

202 Someone ask Beta what weapons he owns.

Posted by: torabora at August 11, 2022 01:28 PM (Y274z)

203 So I'm "Chuy" Ace from now on.

I guess I should have said something earlier.
Posted by: "Chuy" ace at August 11, 2022 01:23 PM (B3oWe)

Ace > "Chuy" ace > ace?
Posted by: Ian S.


Because Vanilla Ice was already taken.
Ace, ace, baby!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2022 01:28 PM (Am657)

204 First poll out of Wyoming in a month.

Hageman 57%
Cheney 28%
Undecided 10%


28 percent is WAY TOO HIGH

I missed the previous thread. sad. it was probably a doozy? anyway a depressing read from the sub stack of NS Lyons: (delete spaces)

https://theupheaval.substack.com/ p/ its-not-hypocrisy-youre-just-powerless

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 11, 2022 01:28 PM (w0NJk)

205 186 186 First poll out of Wyoming in a month.
Hageman 57%
Cheney 28%
Undecided 10%
U of Wyoming poll
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2022 01:26 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

That 98% approval with Democrats really doesn't translate well to winning a Republican primary, huh?

Still, she'll run in 2024 for president and raise at least $50 million from GOPe donors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 01:28 PM (LvTSG)

206 Betcha I could put it into Beto's hands, and he'd have no clue as to what it was? Worse, I could ask him if it was a Rifle or a Pistol, or what caliber it is (it's marked "Multi"), or ask him to show me where the "shoulder thing that goes up" is? You see where I'm going with this. They have no idea of what it is that they're actually railing against, they're just talking shit. DANGEROUS shit, to be sure, but their knowledge and their rhetoric is straight bullshit, pure and undiluted by facts.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 11, 2022 01:15 PM (tkOps)

When talking to undecided people, I explain to them that it is very difficult to teach gun-control people anything at all about guns. "I could teach a frozen caveman how to use the word semi-auto, but not them."

Ace has pointed out that a rich snob will not know the menial parts of running their house or business, and be insulted if you ask them about it. "There is a coffee stain here, do we have a rough sponge?" It is status ignorance, and you can't just rip it away from the status-insecure.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 11, 2022 01:28 PM (44ww/)

207 Update your style books! Holier than thou.

https://bit.ly/3Qiox1n

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 01:26 PM (FVME7)



I think 'white hispanic' George Zimmerman might just be offended by that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

208 Never thought I'd see the words "anal" and "plectrum" in the same sentence, let alone to describe a single object. This is how you move the English language forward.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 11, 2022 01:29 PM (Bd6X8)

209 Someone had a funny story on the previous thread about a neighbor who was flying both the gay and Uke flags and couldn't figure out which one went on top.
Posted by: Ian S.

You mean which one was the bottom?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 01:29 PM (FVME7)

210 And we completely missed out celebrating cinco de cuatro for you.

He strikes me as more of a Seven of Nine kind of guy.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2022 01:29 PM (/NCI4)

211 Wonder how long Kinzinger's wife stays with him. He is no longer a career asset as even the Dems are laughing at him now.

I learned by the slap fight that Kinzinger had with Megs on the Twitter that she is apparently Trump tainted by serving as some functionary in the Trump administration or some political post.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 01:29 PM (CXr4y)

212 That rat bastard has to be excommunicated from Republicans as Lizzy was

Posted by: Skip's phone at August 11, 2022 01:29 PM (NETOe)

213 Which is a bigger sign of a phoney poser politician:

Rolled up shirt sleeves or a cowboy hat?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2022 01:29 PM (Zf0+a)

214 Yeah, 28% for Cheney is kind of devastating, but it's 2022.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 11, 2022 01:29 PM (OTzUX)

215 And now, on the newly reborn Air America radio program, it's the Liz and Adam Show, with special guest appearances by Liz's dad and Beto O'Rourke. Now, all you night owls and meth heads stay tuned, it's 3 am here in Enid OK.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 11, 2022 01:29 PM (lz5hY)

216 28% of Wyomingites are gay?

Posted by: torabora at August 11, 2022 01:29 PM (Y274z)

217 I presume the laugher was a plant.

Because otherwise, we'd know his name, his employer, his address, and his donation patterns.

Posted by: Pious Agnostic at August 11, 2022 01:29 PM (f/f5B)

218 You're pretty funny, ace. I think you should start a blog or something.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 11, 2022 01:30 PM (OTzUX)

219 I learned by the slap fight that Kinzinger had with Megs on the Twitter that she is apparently Trump tainted by serving as some functionary in the Trump administration or some political post.
Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 01:29 PM

Megs taint? No thanks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 11, 2022 01:30 PM (GwxCX)

220 >>>Wonder how long Kinzinger's wife stays with him.

Jessss... I wonder as well.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 11, 2022 01:30 PM (B3oWe)

221 208 Never thought I'd see the words "anal" and "plectrum" in the same sentence, let alone to describe a single object. This is how you move the English language forward.

Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Ace is the X rated version of Shakespeare, although the sex puns are there in old Will's writings as well if you look for them.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 01:30 PM (CXr4y)

222 So Ace owns the Chuy’s Mexican restaurant chain?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Chi Chi's was a better name if you ask me.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2022 01:30 PM (LsEU/)

223 You're not going to tell us who they opened for?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 11, 2022 01:30 PM (44ww/)

224 Anal guitar picks are the #1 cause of The Monkees Pox.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 11, 2022 01:30 PM (BJKQV)

225 these Latinx kids used to call me "Chuy," and said I was an honorary hispanic for all Democrat political purposes.

They called themselves "The Breakfast Tacitos of Veinte Uno Street".

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 11, 2022 01:30 PM (knzHR)

226 First poll out of Wyoming in a month.

Hageman 57%
Cheney 28%
Undecided 10%


So you're saying there's a chance!?

-Liz

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2022 01:30 PM (/NCI4)

227 218 You're pretty funny, ace. I think you should start a blog or something.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 11, 2022 01:30 PM (OTzUX)

Let's not be hasty. Let's wait about 17-18 years and see how he pans out in the long term.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 01:31 PM (dNqv+)

228 Cheney 28%
........

People still watch The Muppet Show?

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 01:31 PM (v0R5T)

229 Kinzinger's eyes are beady and too close together. Disturbing.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 11, 2022 01:31 PM (H8QX8)

230 He sits in a corner of his bedroom and watches Paleo nail his wife.

Posted by: lowandslow


Sloppy seconds.

Posted by: Keto at August 11, 2022 01:31 PM (wUHYj)

231 They spend the majority of their time searching the internet for references to themselves.
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ego surfing

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 11, 2022 01:31 PM (yikp0)

232 Has O'Rourke ever done anything other than lose elections?


He was a Congressman for the El Paso area for a term or two. In other words: Rich white guy keeps an Hispanic from a heavily Hispanic area of Texas from getting a Congresscritter job. Raycism, straight-up.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 01:31 PM (AMIL/)

233 Megs taint? No thanks.

Posted by: Minnfidel
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I hate you. I have to go to the store for mind bleach.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 01:31 PM (CXr4y)

234 And we completely missed out celebrating cinco de cuatro for you.

He strikes me as more of a Seven of Nine kind of guy.
Posted by: Archimedes

Siete Nueve

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2022 01:31 PM (Am657)

235 A professional soi-boy butching up his campaign by calling a plant a mofo in the middle of the speech is one of the oldest tricks in the sad bag of Dem tricks.

Posted by: mrp at August 11, 2022 01:31 PM (6eRlp)

236 I believe "anal plectrum" originated with Shakespeare.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 01:31 PM (g1EEm)

237 Is kinzinger just upset that no one ever asked to be his wingman?

Posted by: SH (Roe Overturned) at August 11, 2022 01:27 PM (sX1BW)

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I'm sure he's the kind of wingman that Mark Kelly would have been happy to have.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 11, 2022 01:31 PM (TNyrE)

238 People still watch The Muppet Show?
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 01:31 PM

Yes, they changed the name to the View.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 11, 2022 01:32 PM (GwxCX)

239 Better get the spelling right, cuz 'Chewy Ace' has a COMPLTELY DIFFRERENT meaning......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

240 Kinzinger's eyes are beady and too close together. Disturbing.

As a member of the Stereoscopically Impaired Community, I'm offended by that statement.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2022 01:32 PM (/NCI4)

241 People who think they are better than us also have to think they are smarter than us. It follows. And they ain't neither one.

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2022 01:32 PM (0OP+5)

242 Kinzinger's eyes are beady and too close together. Disturbing.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 11, 2022 01:31 PM (H8QX

Kind of like that Gaia-humping cabbage patch kid, Greta.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 11, 2022 01:32 PM (U3uv2)

243 There is a house about 15 minutes away from me. where they have on one flagpole a Ukranian flag, a (historic) rainbow flag , a rainbow flag with the ugly pink and blue, black and brown triangle, and some pink and blue flag which is supposed to represent transgenders. They also have the "We believe" "Love is love and "No person is illegal" "We believe Science is real etc" sign. It's the most virtue signalling I've seen in such a small place.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 01:32 PM (wvo9L)

244 From the Urban Dictionary:

Chuy,

(pronounced Chew-wee)

Chuy is actually a nickname for people with the name Jesus, (J is pronounced as an H.)

The nickname is most commonly used Mexicans and Naturalized Mexican Americans. It is commonly used by Mexicans and 1st generation Mexican Americans. It is less commonly used by 2nd generation and later Mexican-Americans and Americans of Mexican descent.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2022 01:32 PM (jpLLS)

245 Bobby has a potty mouth and is brain dead stupid about guns.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2022 01:33 PM (u4CEu)

246 Ace is the X rated version of Shakespeare, although the sex puns are there in old Will's writings as well if you look for them.
Posted by: whig

"Maid of Athens, ere we part,
Give oh give me back my fart!"

Okay, not Will but I thought it rolls in nicely with this thought.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2022 01:33 PM (LsEU/)

247 Anal guitar picks are the #1 cause of The Monkees Pox.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 11, 2022 01:30 PM (BJKQV)



Woof....I hope that's not what actually killed Eddie Van Halen....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

248 Speaking of polls, there is now joy in Manchin town.

Overall: 21/51
Dem: 18/55
GOP: 26/45
Indie: 18/44

See link for how badly he has lost support.

https://bit.ly/3dqkvW3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 01:33 PM (FVME7)

249 Hice (I made) a great edit:


And speaking of soibois who have known the pleasing ache of a man filling the deepest corners of their need-holes, Noted Cultural Appropriator Robert Francis O'Rourke started cursing like a West Village Drag Queen at a kindergarten Pronoun Pageant.

Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 01:33 PM (B3oWe)

250 ""pissy-eyed little pillow-chewer""



God I love this place. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 11, 2022 01:33 PM (VwHCD)

251 FU, Kinzinger. To think that I actually sent money to your first campaign. I want a refund, you POS.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at August 11, 2022 01:33 PM (6X82b)

252 I hate you. I have to go to the store for mind bleach.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 01:31 PM (CXr4y)

Joe will be around soon with a chaser.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 11, 2022 01:33 PM (U3uv2)

253 He sits in a corner of his bedroom and watches Paleo nail his wife.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (qH6FZ)


P-A-O-L-O. Hooked on Phonics can, how you say, work for you too.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 11, 2022 01:33 PM (ZGrMX)

254 212 That rat bastard has to be excommunicated from Republicans as Lizzy was

Posted by: Skip's phone
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Lizzy is more of a man now than Kinzinger is. I think Kinzinger has pretty well emasculated himself and as they say, the neutered dogs bark but the caravan moves on.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 01:34 PM (CXr4y)

255 There is a house about 15 minutes away from me. where they have on one flagpole a Ukranian flag, a (historic) rainbow flag , a rainbow flag with the ugly pink and blue, black and brown triangle, and some pink and blue flag which is supposed to represent transgenders. They also have the "We believe" "Love is love and "No person is illegal" "We believe Science is real etc" sign. It's the most virtue signalling I've seen in such a small place.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 01:32 PM

Nice of them to broadcast that they are idiots and a great target for thieves as well.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 11, 2022 01:34 PM (GwxCX)

256 219 I learned by the slap fight that Kinzinger had with Megs on the Twitter that she is apparently Trump tainted by serving as some functionary in the Trump administration or some political post.
Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 01:29 PM

Megs taint? No thanks.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 11, 2022 01:30 PM (GwxCX)

These are the kinds of people who would re-name the days of the week and units of measurement if they ever got real power....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 01:34 PM (/EuRN)

257 >>Yes, they changed the name to the View.

That would actually be a perfect new job for Cheney, the conservative seat on The View.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2022 01:34 PM (ZLI7S)

258 Pregunt: Quien es muy Macho? Beta O'Rourke or Adam Kinzinger?

Respuesta: De Lloyd Bridges.


Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 11, 2022 01:34 PM (knzHR)

259 So I'm "Chuy" Ace from now on.

I guess I should have said something earlier.
Posted by: "Chuy" ace at August 11, 2022 01:23 PM


Donde esta El Fantasma de Endor?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2022 01:34 PM (g+2j1)

260 I think Chuy is short for Jesus

Posted by: Caligirls phone at August 11, 2022 01:34 PM (H5s6u)

261 Ace is the X rated version of Shakespeare, although the sex puns are there in old Will's writings as well if you look for them.

It's kind of hard to read stuff written that far back. Too many vowel movements.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 11, 2022 01:34 PM (Bd6X8)

262 FU, Kinzinger. To think that I actually sent money to your first campaign. I want a refund, you POS.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at August 11, 2022 01:33 PM (6X82b)

Can you resend that with my name on to the G Bush

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2022 01:34 PM (Irn0L)

263 Which is a bigger sign of a phoney poser politician:

Rolled up shirt sleeves or a cowboy hat?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
___

One of the reasons Trump has my respect.

He knows he's a billionaire, and doesn't try to pretend otherwise.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 01:34 PM (0Z1GH)

264 239 Better get the spelling right, cuz 'Chewy Ace' has a COMPLTELY DIFFRERENT meaning......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

Chewie was a wookie, not an ewok

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 11, 2022 01:34 PM (XvPQV)

265 Perhaps Beto could school us on the M1. 'Designed to kill jerries'.

Also, how come he didn't mention 'gooks', or 'slopes'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2022 01:34 PM (Gm00d)

266 >>>(pronounced Chew-wee)
Chuy is actually a nickname for people with the name Jesus, (J is pronounced as an H.)

I knew it was pronounced chewey but I didn't know what it was a nickname for. Gracias, mi amigo.

Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 01:34 PM (B3oWe)

267 There is a house about 15 minutes away from me. where they have on one flagpole a Ukranian flag, a (historic) rainbow flag , a rainbow flag with the ugly pink and blue, black and brown triangle, and some pink and blue flag which is supposed to represent transgenders. They also have the "We believe" "Love is love and "No person is illegal" "We believe Science is real etc" sign. It's the most virtue signalling I've seen in such a small place.

No BLM flag? No Coexist or Hate Has No Home Here yard sign? Clearly these people are Trump lovers.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2022 01:34 PM (/NCI4)

268 248 Speaking of polls, there is now joy in Manchin town.
Overall: 21/51
Dem: 18/55
GOP: 26/45
Indie: 18/44
See link for how badly he has lost support.
https://bit.ly/3dqkvW3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 01:33 PM (FVME7)

========

After killing BBB last year, he was king of WV and his seat was assured. After giving in on KJB without even a hint of opposition and passing new "inflation reduction" act, he's a pariah. He'd better have gotten paid, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

269 'I believe the appropriate response is, "Chinga tu madre!"'

No, no! It's "Jebem to Majka!"

Posted by: LenNeal at August 11, 2022 01:34 PM (U11/V)

270 If Kinzinger thought going hard anti-Trump was his path to fortune he may have miscalculated. Mind you there's still the CNN gig.

Of course he could be motivated by principal.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 01:35 PM (eGTCV)

271 Let's accept the premise that the AR-15 was for shoot Charlie in Vee-Et Nam (it wasn't).

What were pump action shotguns, revolvers, semi-auto pistols, lever action rifles and other types of weaponry invented for?

Were hunters using six shooters for bringing down deer in the woods?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 11, 2022 01:35 PM (GZgmy)

272 The news is pushing a new "MAGA" Moms Against Greg Abbott

I didn't even bother to look, of course it's barren, dusty hags who are, at best, moms in name only who failed to raise productive, honorable members of society and want to foist their vast practice of failure on the rest of us.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2022 01:35 PM (Zf0+a)

273 Can you resend that with my name on to the G Bush
Posted by: Nevergiveup
___

Ditto.

And 2004.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 01:35 PM (0Z1GH)

274 It's the most virtue signalling I've seen in such a small place.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 01:32 PM (wvo9L)


We need a picture of that. Hell, all the meme guys need a picture of that.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2022 01:35 PM (ZGrMX)

275 More Suzanne Plechette, just for the hell of it.

https://tinyurl.com/3jb8rr8a

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 01:35 PM (dNqv+)

276 ""pissy-eyed little pillow-chewer""


So, you've cracked the case on why Hogg's pillow company didn't get off the ground.

He chewed em all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

277 Get thee to a taqueria!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 11, 2022 01:35 PM (yikp0)

278 Beto's pronouns are turd and muncher. And then we have this, from flagandcross.com :

2020 presidential candidate Beto O'Rourke (D-TX) was once a member of a hackers group. There's apparently no evidence that he ever broke into computers or did anything wild, but he was a member nonetheless. That's one thing. But writing a fictional account when he was 15 about murdering a pair of children is another animal, entirely.

Ain't he a peach.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 11, 2022 01:35 PM (JOtiF)

279 And speaking of soibois who have known the pleasing ache of a man filling the deepest corners of their need-holes, Noted Cultural Appropriator Robert Francis O'Rourke started cursing like a West Village Drag Queen at a kindergarten Pronoun Pageant.
==
Now that's the level of cruelty I've come to expect, and deeply deeply appreciate

*drags on cigarette*

Posted by: VDH at August 11, 2022 01:35 PM (nSW4G)

280 After killing BBB last year, he was king of WV and his seat was assured. After giving in on KJB without even a hint of opposition and passing new "inflation reduction" act, he's a pariah. He'd better have gotten paid, at least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

Joe Manchin ain't goin nowhere.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 11, 2022 01:36 PM (KbCG3)

281 I had a lib family member try to be "reasonable" with me by asking whether I would agree that at least semiautomatic weapons should be banned.

Me: "Do you think revolvers should be banned?"
Her: "No, I'm only talking about semiautomatic weapons"
Me: "What makes semiautomatic weapons more dangerous than revolvers?"
Her: *blank stare*
Me: "What IS a semiautomatic weapon?"
Her *blank stare*

End of discussion

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 01:36 PM (guGkK)

282 So I'm "Chuy" Ace from now on.

But Chewie was a Wookiee, not an Ewok.

This is all very confusing.

Posted by: spindrift at August 11, 2022 01:36 PM (h5TKJ)

283 No BLM flag? No Coexist or Hate Has No Home Here yard sign? Clearly these people are Trump lovers.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2022 01:34 PM

FAGA

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 11, 2022 01:36 PM (GwxCX)

284 Beta O'Dork is proof that an organism resembling a human can be produced when a "woman" allows herself to be fucked by a goat. In the ass.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 11, 2022 01:36 PM (JNTt1)

285 See link for how badly he has lost support.

https://bit.ly/3dqkvW3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Manchin is busy stacking his money in a freezer. Like most of the senators, a self serving pompous gas bag that will sell out if the price is right.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 01:36 PM (CXr4y)

286 This putz (Kinzinger) has mental issues, immaturity being a big one.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 11, 2022 01:36 PM (KATBx)

287 266 >>>(pronounced Chew-wee)
Chuy is actually a nickname for people with the name Jesus, (J is pronounced as an H.)

I knew it was pronounced chewey but I didn't know what it was a nickname for. Gracias, mi amigo.
Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 01:34 PM (B3oWe)

Start Wars totally makes sense now. So, that would make Han the Apostle John?

Posted by: 29Victor at August 11, 2022 01:36 PM (BJKQV)

288 I knew it was pronounced chewey but I didn't know what it was a nickname for. Gracias, mi amigo.
Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 01:34 PM (B3oWe)


Me neither. I knew Nacho was Ignacio, but that's about it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 01:37 PM (DRSnL)

289 More Suzanne Plechette, just for the hell of it.

https://tinyurl.com/3jb8rr8a
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Bob Newhart, waking up - "I just had the strangest dream. . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2022 01:37 PM (LsEU/)

290 There is a house about 15 minutes away from me. where they have on one flagpole a Ukranian flag, a (historic) rainbow flag , a rainbow flag with the ugly pink and blue, black and brown triangle, and some pink and blue flag which is supposed to represent transgenders. They also have the "We believe" "Love is love and "No person is illegal" "We believe Science is real etc" sign. It's the most virtue signalling I've seen in such a small place.

No BLM flag? No Coexist or Hate Has No Home Here yard sign? Clearly these people are Trump lovers.
Posted by: Archimedes

Mostly likely those are tattoos. Show real commitment. And jackassery maximus.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 01:37 PM (FF+On)

291 280 Joe Manchin ain't goin nowhere.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 11, 2022 01:36 PM (KbCG3)

=========

In 2012, he won by 25 points. In 2018, he won by 3.

In 2024, with Joe Biden as the incumbent president, I doubt Joe Manchin thinks his win is going to be easy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

292 Beto should stick with the stories of carving kill notches in his rifle stock while listening to the Doors as his buddies were cooking up some more H they just scored from some villagers to help numb them for another day in the killing fields.

All these trees, all this jungle, and not a single square foot to skateboard in.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 11, 2022 01:37 PM (zB/T/)

293 Even the kids seem ashamed of Beto's potty mouth.

Posted by: Caliban at August 11, 2022 01:37 PM (HgGBT)

294 285 Manchin is busy stacking his money in a freezer. Like most of the senators, a self serving pompous gas bag that will sell out if the price is right.
Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 01:36 PM (CXr4y)

==========

I want a solid GOP majority in the Senate purely so Joe Manchin stops being a thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

295 I had a lib family member try to be "reasonable" with me by asking whether I would agree that at least semiautomatic weapons should be banned.

Me: "Do you think revolvers should be banned?"
Her: "No, I'm only talking about semiautomatic weapons"
Me: "What makes semiautomatic weapons more dangerous than revolvers?"
Her: *blank stare*
Me: "What IS a semiautomatic weapon?"
Her *blank stare*

End of discussion
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 01:36 PM (guGkK)

I have those discussions all the time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2022 01:38 PM (Irn0L)

296 I hope Beta keeps the "crouch-posing in the Vietnam bush" as part of his comedy act going forward. It was hilarious.

Posted by: Biergood at August 11, 2022 01:38 PM (FQWHA)

297 Also, in the previous thread, Chuy Ace used the term “limpleather.” What the fartclam is that?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 11, 2022 01:38 PM (MyP/f)

298 Chava is short for Salvador. That's all I know.

Posted by: Caligirls phone at August 11, 2022 01:38 PM (H5s6u)

299 Sometimes it doesn't go well for people like Beto to motherfuck someone like that. Good thing for him he has security.

Posted by: JROD at August 11, 2022 01:38 PM (0jZnq)

300 Little pansy beetches need to have their heads stuffed in the toilet.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 11, 2022 01:38 PM (9pD2G)

301 Better get the spelling right, cuz 'Chewy Ace' has a COMPLTELY DIFFRERENT meaning......
Posted by: Sponge

It'll be:
Chu' De' Ace in France
Ace the Yew in Israel
and Lion Poo in Africa where the Lions of the Svengali chase his ewok ass down mistaking it for a badger and make him dinner.

Posted by: Scott_T at August 11, 2022 01:38 PM (2waQ7)

302 284 Beta O'Dork is proof that an organism resembling a human can be produced when a "woman" allows herself to be fucked by a goat. In the ass.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 11, 2022 01:36 PM (JNTt1)

A homomunculus?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 01:38 PM (/EuRN)

303 >>>Me neither. I knew Nacho was Ignacio, but that's about it.


I didn't know that, either. Makes sense.

Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 01:38 PM (B3oWe)

304 And speaking of soibois who have known the pleasing ache of a man filling the deepest corners of their need-holes, Noted Cultural Appropriator Robert Francis O'Rourke started cursing like a West Village Drag Queen at a kindergarten Pronoun Pageant.


You use your mouth prettier than a $20 whore Mr. Taggart.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2022 01:38 PM (Am657)

305 I first remember seeing her in Blackbeard's Ghost as a kid. She made an impression.

https://tinyurl.com/yc87bhjf

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 01:38 PM (dNqv+)

306
And speaking of soibois who have known the pleasing ache of a man filling the deepest corners of their need-holes, Noted Cultural Appropriator Robert Francis O'Rourke started cursing like a West Village Drag Queen at a kindergarten Pronoun Pageant.
Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 01:33 PM (B3oWe)



I bow to you, sir.

Posted by: Rudyard Kipling at August 11, 2022 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

307 Please don't group that POS AK in with girls. We don't want him.

Posted by: sidney at August 11, 2022 01:39 PM (Uy/WF)

308 >>>297 Also, in the previous thread, Chuy Ace used the term “limpleather.” What the fartclam is that?


no i said leathergimp, a gimp in an all leather fetish suit

Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 01:39 PM (B3oWe)

309 Also, I'm not impressed unless Beto's standing on a table.

Posted by: Caliban at August 11, 2022 01:39 PM (HgGBT)

310
Anal guitar picks are the #1 cause of The Monkees Pox.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 11, 2022 01:30 PM (BJKQV

Plectrum? It nearly killed 'im!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 01:39 PM (IXpV7)

311 18 I'm assuming Bobby O'Rourke was displaying extreme ignorance about guns when he got laughed at.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 01:07 PM (eGTCV)

Gotta watch out for those NC-17's. They can cause a lot of damage.

Posted by: Retardo O'Dork at August 11, 2022 01:39 PM (ynpvh)

312 It'll be:
Chu' De' Ace in France
Ace the Yew in Israel
and Lion Poo in Africa where the Lions of the Svengali chase his ewok ass down mistaking it for a badger and make him dinner.
Posted by: Scott_T


*SNORT

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2022 01:39 PM (Am657)

313 304 And speaking of soibois who have known the pleasing ache of a man filling the deepest corners of their need-holes, Noted Cultural Appropriator Robert Francis O'Rourke started cursing like a West Village Drag Queen at a kindergarten Pronoun Pageant.


You use your mouth prettier than a $20 whore Mr. Taggart.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2022 01:38 PM (Am657)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 01:39 PM (dNqv+)

314 Beta carries Tapatio for the Hispanic voters, Tabasco for the Black voters, and K-Y for the Kinzinger voters.

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 11, 2022 01:40 PM (knzHR)

315 no i said leathergimp, a gimp in an all leather fetish suit
Posted by: Chuy

So are his kids little whippersnappers?



Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2022 01:40 PM (LsEU/)

316 i have a pretty good guess that Manny is a nickname for Immanuel and that's all i'm good for

Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 01:40 PM (B3oWe)

317 Someone needs to point out Kinzingers behavior is unbecoming of a National Guard Airman to his Commanders and The Governor- just for fun.

Posted by: epador at August 11, 2022 01:40 PM (ns4uC)

318 or maneulo. I guess i was wrong.

Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 01:40 PM (B3oWe)

319 Charlie can't skateboard!

Posted by: Beto Kilgore at August 11, 2022 01:40 PM (/6GbT)

320 Somebody has the dirt on Mylan Labs Manchin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2022 01:40 PM (W/9Bb)

321 Joe Manchin is leading the charge for nuclear energy. Go look at the legislation he's put forward.

Nuclear Energy will be the greenies best new friend.

Posted by: JROD at August 11, 2022 01:41 PM (0jZnq)

322 It's over, stick a fork in it, these twinks have ruined everything. And they are just getting started.

But, it is amusing to watch them lose their shit. I'm reminded of a very, very old adage. "Those whom the gods would destroy, they first make crazy"

Boy howdy, they weren't fvcking kidding.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2022 01:42 PM (Hg0ro)

323 Have they caught the fib operative who shot up the fib field office in OH yet?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 11, 2022 01:42 PM (flINI)

324 186 First poll out of Wyoming in a month.

Hageman 57%
Cheney 28%
Undecided 10%

U of Wyoming poll

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2022 01:26 PM (ZLI7S)


Is that all voters, or all Republicans, or likely Republican primary voters? I keep hearing stories about Dems re-registering as Republican so they can vote for her in the primary.

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2022 01:42 PM (tu3iY)

325 Joe Manchin is leading the charge for nuclear energy. Go look at the legislation he's put forward.

Nuclear Energy will be the greenies best new friend.
Posted by: JROD at August 11, 2022 01:41 PM (0jZnq)

The left hates Nukes.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2022 01:42 PM (Irn0L)

326 oe Manchin is leading the charge for nuclear energy. Go look at the legislation he's put forward.

Nuclear Energy will be the greenies best new friend.
==
Where's my Mr. Fusion?

Posted by: McFly at August 11, 2022 01:42 PM (UxX5y)

327 I'd tell widdle Adam to go home to his Family, but his Family dis-owned him

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 01:42 PM (bs+z0)

328 248 Speaking of polls, there is now joy in Manchin town.
Overall: 21/51
Dem: 18/55
GOP: 26/45
Indie: 18/44
See link for how badly he has lost support.
https://bit.ly/3dqkvW3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Given that if side x hates you side y will love you by default, I am impressed that Manchin has managed to get everybody to hate him more or less equally. That is impressive.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 01:42 PM (FF+On)

329 or maneulo.
Posted by: Chuy

Que?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2022 01:42 PM (LsEU/)

330 290 Mostly likely those are tattoos. Show real commitment. And jackassery maximus.

jackassery maximus is a good friend of mine.

Posted by: biggus dickus at August 11, 2022 01:42 PM (zkkeF)

331
It's the most virtue signalling I've seen in such a small place.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Must be a very tall flagpole.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2022 01:42 PM (63Dwl)

332 the only pole Joe is interested in is the one he is shoving up some whore's ass

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 01:42 PM (us2H3)

333 AK is a twink.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 01:42 PM (0Z1GH)

334 End of discussion

Posted by: Cicero
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She would hate my Cowboy lever action Assault rifle in 357 Magnum then. Perhaps she would hate my bolt action Enfields as well with their high capacity magazines. Easy to get off something like 15-20 aimed shots with a much more powerful cartridge than an AR in about one minute. Sgt Snoxall, placed 38 shots in a 12 inch circle in one minute at 300 yds btw with his SMLE way back in 1914. Another British soldier in WWI could fire his SMLE, recover, and fire another aimed shot in less than 2 seconds.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 01:42 PM (CXr4y)

335 324 186 First poll out of Wyoming in a month.

Hageman 57%
Cheney 28%
Undecided 10%

U of Wyoming poll

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2022 01:26 PM (ZLI7S)


Are the. 28% all democrats?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2022 01:42 PM (Irn0L)

336 The West Village. Shit. I'm still only in the West Village. Every time I think I’m gonna wake up back in the jungle. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I’d wake up and there’d be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said ‘yes’ to a divorce.

When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle.

I’m here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 11, 2022 01:43 PM (yikp0)

337
Sorry, Quislinger - Lindsay Graham is the butchest, bloodthirstiest closeted dungeon queer in the GOP.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 01:43 PM (IXpV7)

338 Guero pronounced wed-o means whitey. I'm not sure how it's spelled.

Posted by: Caligirls phone at August 11, 2022 01:43 PM (H5s6u)

339 >>>Que?

I speak classical Spanish, not this bastardized pidgin he seems to have picked up.

Posted by: Basil at August 11, 2022 01:43 PM (B3oWe)

340 Mentioned early this morning - it's 89 days before the election.

Durham is finished for the season, and likely forever.

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 11, 2022 01:43 PM (knzHR)

341 298 Chava is short for Salvador. That's all I know.

Posted by: Caligirls phone at August 11, 2022 01:38 PM (H5s6u)


In the Valley (Texans know what I mean) Beto is short for Humberto. Maybe for Roberto, too, but I am not certain - I have met only two or three Roberto's in my 42 years in Texas.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 01:43 PM (AMIL/)

342 After killing BBB last year, he was king of WV and his seat was assured. After giving in on KJB without even a hint of opposition and passing new "inflation reduction" act, he's a pariah. He'd better have gotten paid, at least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

Manchin always comes out ahead and WV loses. His big sugar daddy is Mylan Pharm but I’m sure there are many others. .

Posted by: 7man at August 11, 2022 01:43 PM (qwO6y)

343 Now, that there poetry by Jeff Surran is what I call a strongly-worded tweet!

[h/t flounder]

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 11, 2022 01:43 PM (PnkSq)

344 or maneulo. I guess i was wrong.
Posted by: Chuy

Immanuel
Maneulo
Manolo
Manuel

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2022 01:43 PM (Am657)

345 Durham is finished for the season, and likely forever.
Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 11, 2022 01:43 PM (knzHR)

Who ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 01:44 PM (bs+z0)

346 A dog's funny reaction to trying mango for the first time.

https://bit.ly/3vWJRB4

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 01:44 PM (kDGvA)

347 Have they caught the fib operative who shot up the fib field office in OH yet?
==
No. The op requires a nationwide manhunt and several more incidents strung out over the course of the next several weeks. Necessitating a security lockdown in certain key congressional districts . . . wait did I just say that out loud?

Posted by: Topher Wray at August 11, 2022 01:44 PM (781YE)

348 In italiano "Paolo" is short for nothing.

Posted by: paolo at August 11, 2022 01:44 PM (yikp0)

349 I want a solid GOP majority in the Senate purely so Joe Manchin stops being a thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang
===

If he wins, doubtful as there were 20 republicants that voted for "straight shooter" Garland.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2022 01:44 PM (u4CEu)

350

The left hates Nukes.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2022 01:42 PM (Irn0L)
.......

Then it must work really well.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 01:44 PM (v0R5T)

351 236 I believe "anal plectrum" originated with Shakespeare.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 01:31 PM (g1EEm)

I believe it's proper spelling is anural plectorumn... and I read it first in the Necronomicom Ex Mortus....

Posted by: Ash, S-Mart Housewares at August 11, 2022 01:44 PM (53oGX)

352 I still don't get how women find Beto attractive.

It's like a man lusting after Janet Reno.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2022 01:44 PM (Zf0+a)

353 So, that would make Han the Apostle John?
Posted by: 29Victor at August 11, 2022 01:36 PM (BJKQV)
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Given his handiness with a sword, probably more like Peter.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 11, 2022 01:45 PM (aaGzp)

354 West Virginia voters are Linus playing football with Lucy.

Posted by: torabora at August 11, 2022 01:45 PM (Y274z)

355 Mrs B finds "plectrums" all over the house. Sometimes in the washer, sometimes in the dryer, under furniture, wedged in couch cushions, in the car, etc. I tell her just be glad they aren't sentient. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 11, 2022 01:45 PM (VwHCD)

356 Oh, and maybe his Flight Surgeon could DNIF him after a very thorough exam. Using a Veterinary Glove for the rectal.

Posted by: epador at August 11, 2022 01:45 PM (ns4uC)

357
I want a solid GOP majority in the Senate purely so Joe Manchin stops being a thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang

Then McConnell can play that role, as cuck nature intended.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 01:45 PM (IXpV7)

358 346 A dog's funny reaction to trying mango for the first time.

https://bit.ly/3vWJRB4
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 01:44

That's hilarious.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 01:45 PM (eGTCV)

359 Wasn't Chuy that furry thing that Han Solo hung out with?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:45 PM (Ivdso)

360 Anal guitar picks are the #1 cause of The Monkees Pox.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 11, 2022 01:30 PM (BJKQV

Plectrum? It nearly killed 'im!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
---------------------
You've gotta be careful about who you pluck.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 11, 2022 01:45 PM (yikp0)

361 Que?

Posted by: Tonypete

There is too much butter on-those-trays!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 11, 2022 01:46 PM (ftFVW)

362 292 Beto should stick with the stories of carving kill notches in his rifle stock while listening to the Doors as his buddies were cooking up some more H they just scored from some villagers to help numb them for another day in the killing fields.

All these trees, all this jungle, and not a single square foot to skateboard in.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 11, 2022 01:37 PM (zB/T/).



Look I knew DeNang Dick, and you, Mr Beato are no Denang Dick.


Back in the shit man, that was real.

Posted by: John Francois Kerry at August 11, 2022 01:46 PM (ScNGK)

363 I want a solid GOP majority in the Senate purely so Joe Manchin stops being a thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
-----------
TJM, the only good thing I can say about Manchin is that he hates McConnell too. Reportedly that was the price for him swapping parties post 2020.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 01:46 PM (CXr4y)

364 Mrs B finds "plectrums" all over the house.

Are those guitar picks ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 01:46 PM (bs+z0)

365 333 AK is a twink.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 01:42 PM (0Z1GH)

wtf does that make us ??

Posted by: HI at August 11, 2022 01:46 PM (us2H3)

366 The left hates Nukes.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2022 01:42 PM (Irn0L)
.......

Then it must work really well.
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 01:44 PM (v0R5T)

I think they will completely abandon once they realize most of us are all for it. It will taint it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 01:46 PM (dNqv+)

367 Guero pronounced wed-o means whitey. I'm not sure how it's spelled.
Posted by: Caligirls phone at August 11, 2022 01:43 PM (H5s6u)


It's spelled like that. I like calling myself guerx.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 01:46 PM (DRSnL)

368 Little-Known Fact: Anal Plectrum is Latin for Fart Clam.

And thank the Lord that I've NEVER seen Don LeMon's Hello Kitty Anal Plectrum open for anything!

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 11, 2022 01:46 PM (PnkSq)

369 What were pump action shotguns, revolvers, semi-auto pistols, lever action rifles and other types of weaponry invented for?

They were all used in Vietnam.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2022 01:46 PM (g+2j1)

370 I just looked up the definition of plectrum and the 3rd definition is funny:

3. Something like or likened to a plectrum.

Well something like or likened to no shit Mr. Dictionary.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2022 01:46 PM (Y5qcH)

371 Durham is finished for the season, and likely forever.
Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 11, 2022 01:43 PM (knzHR)

Who ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 01:44 PM (bs+z0)

------------------
The Durham Bulls. They were eliminated from the post season.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 11, 2022 01:46 PM (TNyrE)

372
The only difference between McConnell and Manchin is that Manchin occasionally does something for McConnell's base voters.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 01:47 PM (IXpV7)

373 Gref,

I don't know what Beto is short for. I know one Beto,two chuys and three chavas and one quero

Posted by: Caligirls phone at August 11, 2022 01:47 PM (H5s6u)

374 Guero pronounced wed-o means whitey. I'm not sure how it's spelled.
Posted by: Caligirls phone at August 11, 2022 01:43 PM (H5s6u)

It's spelled like that. I like calling myself guerx.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 01:46 PM (DRSnL)


To be fair, it does sound less Jewish than gwei lox.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 01:47 PM (guGkK)

375 Yes, Chuy, it was leathergimp. I misremembered it.

Art Limpleather was the guy who had that kids’ show back in the day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 11, 2022 01:47 PM (MyP/f)

376 "I have no memory of this You stupid son of a bitch."
-Bill Kristol

Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at August 11, 2022 01:47 PM (Vu7A1)

377 352 I still don't get how women find Beto attractive.


he reminds them of their mom

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 01:47 PM (us2H3)

378 It's mango, don't you like it?

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 01:47 PM (v0R5T)

379 The Durham Bulls. They were eliminated from the post season.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 11, 2022 01:46 PM (TNyrE)

Shouldn't have released their catcher?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2022 01:47 PM (Irn0L)

380 The left hates Nukes.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2022 01:42 PM (

Until they are made Current Thing, and they'll all have radiation emojis in their tag line and blame Trump for being obsessed with Big Oil and holding back this wonderful green technology.

These people have zero principles.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 01:48 PM (D36pu)

381 354 West Virginia voters are Linus playing football with Lucy.

Posted by: torabora
----------------
Actually the state GOP has done quite a bit, they have taken out a Rino piece of trash congress critter, they have taken on the teachers unions and won, and have done a variety of good government actions. Manchin barely fooled them last time--he is probably done in 2024 absent a miracle.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 01:48 PM (CXr4y)

382 I am still mentally scarred from just seeing a brief clip of that self-made desperate housewives video of those women dancing and singing some parody in support of Beto for Senate.

Shudder.

I'd watch 2 Girls 1 Cup again before that....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2022 01:48 PM (Zf0+a)

383 Look I knew DeNang Dick, and you, Mr Beato are no Denang Dick.

Back in the shit man, that was real.

Posted by: John Francois Kerry

There he was. . . (Anyone that puts himself up for a Purple Heart is a ball gurgler.)

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2022 01:48 PM (LsEU/)

384 I still don't get how women find Beto attractive.

It's like a man lusting after Janet Reno.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2022 01:44 PM (Zf0+a)



I had a roommate back during the OJ trial that thought Greta Van Sustren was smokin hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

385 A dog's funny reaction to trying mango for the first time.

I agree with the dog. I can't stand mango. My husband and son love it. maybe it's one of those foods people either love or hate-no middle ground-like Brussel sprouts. I like those.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 01:48 PM (wvo9L)

386 The Durham Bulls. They were eliminated from the post season.

I'm amazed they are still around, given that the MLB shut down almost all their minor leagues.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:48 PM (Ivdso)

387 He sits in a corner of his bedroom and watches Paleo nail his wife.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (qH6FZ)

P-A-O-L-O. Hooked on Phonics can, how you say, work for you too.
Posted by: The Paolo at August 11, 2022 01:33 PM (ZGrMX)


No, Paleo!

Posted by: Ice Age Caveman at August 11, 2022 01:48 PM (Z32m1)

388 379 The Durham Bulls. They were eliminated from the post season.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 11, 2022 01:46 PM (TNyrE)

Shouldn't have released their catcher?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2022 01:47 PM (Irn0L)

To the DOT?

Posted by: Retardo O'Dork at August 11, 2022 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

389 Manchin is busy stacking his money in a freezer. Like most of the senators, a self serving pompous gas bag that will sell out if the price is right.
===================
Wasn't there a story about his wife getting, or being offered some cake, no-show job in DC?
Honest graft.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 11, 2022 01:49 PM (7Fj9P)

390 Say, remember when Establishment Liberal pansies used to get the vapors over Trump cursing? Then they themselves started doing it, and promptly began praising the practice as showing "passion" and "authenticity"?

-------

Marxists: Making Shitholes Great Again Since 1917!

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 11, 2022 01:49 PM (PnkSq)

391 I speak classical Spanish, not this bastardized pidgin he seems to have picked up.
Posted by: Basil


Still can't believe that there was only 12 episodes of Fawlty Towers.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2022 01:49 PM (Am657)

392 Off pinche pendejo sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 11, 2022 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

393 Durham is finished for the season, and likely forever.
Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 11, 2022 01:43 PM (knzHR)

Who ?

Posted by: It's me donna
==
Tommy John surgery. He won't be back any time soon.

Posted by: Hey sportball fans at August 11, 2022 01:49 PM (C92GN)

394 What Deep State stenographer over at the NYT wrote this?

Some senior Republicans have been warned by allies of Mr. Trump not to continue to be aggressive in criticizing the Justice Department and the F.B.I. over the matter because it is possible that more damaging information related to the search will become public.

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 11, 2022 01:49 PM (knzHR)

395 I don't know what Beto is short for. I know one Beto, two chuys and three chavas and one quero
Posted by: Caligirls phone

Sounds like a lunch special.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2022 01:49 PM (LsEU/)

396 371 Durham is finished for the season, and likely forever.
Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 11, 2022 01:43 PM (knzHR)


yeah, Judith died

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 01:49 PM (us2H3)

397 The Durham Bulls. They were eliminated from the post season.

------

Did someone say "Durham's Bulls?"

There is no "postseason."

We work out his wife 24/7/365.

Posted by: The DoJ at August 11, 2022 01:49 PM (IXpV7)

398 good day to you all. I'm out...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 11, 2022 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

399 LOL, I just saw that the city of San Jose is going to be lifting a 35+ year ban on cruising - because of course it's racist. They've decided that it's no longer a public endangerment issue and is just an old leftover from a more racist era.

So basically, they've just declared that they have no control over sideshows, and hundreds of people trashing intersections and shooting each other. Trying to do anything about it is racist, and you're really not in danger so long as you don't live anywhere near San Jose. Got it.

Here's one more reason I got the fuck away from that third world shithole.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 11, 2022 01:50 PM (zB/T/)

400 371 Durham is finished for the season, and likely forever.
Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 11, 2022 01:43 PM (knzHR)

Who ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 01:44 PM (bs+z0)

------------------
The Durham Bulls. They were eliminated from the post season.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 11, 2022 01:46 PM (TNyrE)

As distinguished from the Durham steer.

Posted by: 7man at August 11, 2022 01:50 PM (qwO6y)

401 Wasn't Chuy that furry thing that Han Solo hung out with?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:45 PM (Ivdso)

Back off, man, it was the seventies.

Posted by: Leia at August 11, 2022 01:50 PM (D36pu)

402

SSgt Beatoff O'Dork at your service.


Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 11, 2022 01:50 PM (I6P+B)

403 What type of plane did Kinzinger fly?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 01:50 PM (CqUXU)

404 You've gotta be careful about who you pluck.

And where you pluck them. Imagine the shame of being a known butt plucker.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 11, 2022 01:50 PM (Bd6X8)

405 urham is finished for the season, and likely forever.
Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 11, 2022 01:43 PM (knzHR)

Who ?

Posted by: It's me donna

The Great White Hope, who took over from Huber, the previous Great White Hope, who took over from Trey Gowdy....

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 11, 2022 01:51 PM (knzHR)

406 The Durham Bulls. They were eliminated from the post season.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle

As distinguished from the Durham steer.
Posted by: 7man

The Lansing Lugnuts took them 4 out of 7.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2022 01:51 PM (LsEU/)

407 Meritless Garland to speak at 2:30 PM ET DoJ Press Briefing

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 01:51 PM (AMIL/)

408 Some senior Republicans have been warned by allies of Mr. Trump not to continue to be aggressive in criticizing the Justice Department and the F.B.I. over the matter because it is possible that more damaging information related to the search will become public.

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee
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That sounds like McConnell's crew leaking that info. He and his gang are worthless, traitorous pieces of fecal material.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 01:51 PM (CXr4y)

409 The left hates Nukes.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2022 01:42 PM (Irn0L)


I love nukes!
I play NukeMap every day.
This morning the U of Oregon got it good and hard.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2022 01:51 PM (anj39)

410 In italiano "Paolo" is short for nothing.
Posted by: paolo

Short has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 01:51 PM (FVME7)

411 I’ll gladly fly whatever airline that pilot flies for

Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2022 01:51 PM (GzpNE)

412 A dog's funny reaction to trying mango for the first time.

Thats how I felt when I tried it. Um, thanks? *marks it off a list*

Most of those not-as-popular tropical fruits taste pretty much the same and almost none of them good.

My cousin's hubby (cousin in law?) is head of a team trying to domesticate and popularize pawpaw (Asimina triloba) fruit. Its not very tasty and has an unpleasant texture, but they're crossbreeding and working it to come up with palatable and popular version. For decades now. Who knows maybe he'll succeed and be the father of the Pawpaw?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:51 PM (Ivdso)

413 Beto is such a fag lol

Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2022 01:51 PM (oXNqT)

414 Still can't believe that there was only 12 episodes of Fawlty Towers.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2022 01:49 PM (Am657)


I seriously only recently found out that Connie Booth was American.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 01:51 PM (DRSnL)

415 > What type of plane did Kinzinger fly?

A cry-plane

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2022 01:52 PM (BFigT)

416 That Cincinnati/FIB shooting story seems to have evaporated.
Huh.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 11, 2022 01:52 PM (7Fj9P)

417 If Beta was ever in the military, he would be Gomer Pyle and would've been shot by his own troops.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

418 he Great White Hope, who took over from Huber, the previous Great White Hope, who took over from Trey Gowdy....
==
who took over from Ted Cruz...

Posted by: Its funny because its true at August 11, 2022 01:52 PM (C92GN)

419 He sits in a corner of his bedroom and watches Paleo nail his wife.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 11, 2022 01:19 PM (qH6FZ)
P-A-O-L-O. Hooked on Phonics can, how you say, work for you too.
Posted by: The Paolo at August 11, 2022 01:33 PM (ZGrMX)
No, Paleo!
Posted by: Ice Age Caveman at August 11, 2022 01:48 PM (Z32m1)


Really, Keto and Atkins are next in line.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 11, 2022 01:52 PM (zB/T/)

420 Mass text I got as a registered Dem in Wyoming:

"It's Rep. Dean Phillips here. After escaping the Capitol on Jan 6 a few of us huddled in a safe room glued to a tv in disbelief. It was there that Liz Cheney vowed to hold those responsible to account. Her principles transcend politics and I'm inviting Wyoming Dem and Ind votes to do the same and vote for Liz in the GOP primary on 8/16."

Who the eff would vote for this pussy?

Posted by: Laradise at August 11, 2022 01:52 PM (n4ga8)

421 Mango is a horrible flavor. It seems to be everywhere though. Every time I try a 'Fruit Punch' there is a 50/50 shot it will have that flavor in it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 01:52 PM (dNqv+)

422 Beto is such a fag lol
Posted by: ballistic at August 11, 2022 01:51 PM (oXNqT)



And his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

423 A US OnlyFans model has been arrested in Hawaii on suspicion of murdering her boyfriend.

Courtney Clenney, 26, was held in Laupaheoheo, on the Big Island, by Hawaii County police and the US Marshals Service on suspicion of second degree murder with a deadly weapon.

https://tinyurl.com/2p878rpz

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 01:52 PM (0Z1GH)

424 Still can't believe that there was only 12 episodes of Fawlty Towers.

que?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:52 PM (Ivdso)

425 Mrs B finds "plectrums" all over the house.

Are those guitar picks ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 01:46 PM (bs+z0)

yup, but plectrum seems to be the word of the day, so I ran with it. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 11, 2022 01:53 PM (VwHCD)

426 Whelp a loser gotta lose.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 11, 2022 01:53 PM (ytSiK)

427 I prefer to refer to Spanish as the debased Vulgar Latin of Hispania.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 11, 2022 01:53 PM (MyP/f)

428 What type of plane did Kinzinger fly?
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here

Kinzinger was initially a KC-135 Stratotanker pilot and flew missions in South America, Guam, Iraq and Afghanistan. He later switched to flying the RC-26 surveillance aircraft and was stationed in Iraq twice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 01:53 PM (FVME7)

429 Another Mervyn Garlique snow job? Can't wait.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 01:53 PM (v0R5T)

430 408 Some senior Republicans have been warned by allies of Mr. Trump not to continue to be aggressive in criticizing the Justice Department and the F.B.I. over the matter because it is possible that more damaging information related to the search will become public.

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee

Translation : they planted something

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 01:53 PM (bs+z0)

431
What type of plane did Kinzinger fly?
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 01:50 PM (CqUXU)

Probably a MiG-25.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 01:54 PM (IXpV7)

432 Wasn't there a story about his wife getting, or being offered some cake, no-show job in DC?
Honest graft.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
Yep, and his daughter has a high position, maybe CEO of one of Big Pharma companies.

We would have less harm getting rid of the nepotism rules and letting representatives and senators hire their own relatives and inlaws. At least they would be in the tent pissing outwards.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 01:54 PM (CXr4y)

433 As distinguished from the Durham steer.
Posted by: 7man at August 11, 2022 01:50 PM (qwO6y)

Only good steers or queers come out of NC, which one are you boy?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2022 01:54 PM (Irn0L)

434 My doctor thinks Beto's wife is literally mentally challenged .

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 01:54 PM (CqUXU)

435 Meritless Garland will not, I expect be speaking on the raid on Trump, but on the nail gun shooter who represents every Trump voter In America, no doubt.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 01:54 PM (wvo9L)

436 Speaking of Hope...

https://tinyurl.com/yhnkvd2z

Keeping the flame alive...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 01:54 PM (dNqv+)

437 second degree murder with a deadly weapon.


Seems redundant. Wouldn't anything used to kill someone at that point become a deadly weapon?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

438 After escaping the Capitol on Jan 6 a few of us huddled in a safe room glued to a tv in disbelief.

The reaction to people being invited into the capitol building by the police is hysterical. They act like a mob of mongol raiders bust in the place, raping and pillaging. Hiding in your safe space from granny with her phone is just hilarious.

Pansies

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:54 PM (Ivdso)

439 What type of plane did Kinzinger fly?

KC-135s and the AF version of the C-26A Metroliner (RC-26A).

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 11, 2022 01:55 PM (GvumD)

440 That Cincinnati/FIB shooting story seems to have evaporated.
==
was a contractor who got in an argument over his tools going through security. His nail gun accidentally discharged during the process but he ran back to his truck to lock it up. Security miscommunicated the event and rumors spread to the local media, which whored it up to maximum for national airtime.

Could also easily be true . . .

Posted by: its bullshit all the way down at August 11, 2022 01:55 PM (hoGEF)

441 Kinzinger was initially a KC-135 Stratotanker pilot and flew missions in South America, Guam, Iraq and Afghanistan. He later switched to flying the RC-26 surveillance aircraft and was stationed in Iraq twice.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 01:53 PM (FVME7)

What the hell is this, a straight answer? GTFOutta here.

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 11, 2022 01:55 PM (knzHR)

442 My doctor thinks Beto's wife is literally mentally challenged .

They're democrats right?

Posted by: Bosk at August 11, 2022 01:55 PM (v4L7Y)

443 Seems redundant. Wouldn't anything used to kill someone at that point become a deadly weapon?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

I would think using a non-deadly weapon just gets you style points.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 01:55 PM (/EuRN)

444 That Cincinnati/FIB shooting story seems to have evaporated.
Huh.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

Somebody in the Cincy office started the Psy Op before they were ready.

Posted by: Biergood at August 11, 2022 01:55 PM (FQWHA)

445 What we need is common sense nail gun control.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 01:55 PM (v0R5T)

446 A US OnlyFans model has been arrested in Hawaii on suspicion of murdering her boyfriend.

Courtney Clenney, 26, was held in Laupaheoheo, on the Big Island, by Hawaii County police and the US Marshals Service on suspicion of second degree murder with a deadly weapon.

https://tinyurl.com/2p878rpz
Posted by: SMH

She's a 1.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 01:55 PM (FVME7)

447 Still can't believe that there was only 12 episodes of Fawlty Towers.

Great show. Great ensemble. I still laugh when I see the clip of "Don't mention the war"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 01:55 PM (wvo9L)

448 Who the eff would vote for this pussy?

Posted by: Laradise

Minnesotans apparently. Or Dominion, take your pick.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 01:55 PM (CXr4y)

449 the war btwn the states has never really ended

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 01:55 PM (us2H3)

450 Apparently Kz-fag's version of the Constitution is missing the Fourth Amendment (along with most of the others, of not all).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 01:56 PM (llON8)

451 But....Kinzinger is a veteran. Thank him for his service to your country. Buy him a beer.

The only reason you're free to speak out against him as you do, is because he fought for your rights.

Are we almost ready to abandon all of these humiliating logical fallacies?

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at August 11, 2022 01:56 PM (EDVRd)

452 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 01:53 PM (FVME7)

Thanks for the info.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 01:56 PM (CqUXU)

453 Has anyone seen an update on why someone blew up an AT&T building in Nashville around Christmas 2020?

Don't know why but I was randomly thinking about crimes yet to be solved by the FBI and this one seems important...

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at August 11, 2022 01:56 PM (53oGX)

454 Only good steers or queers come out of NC, which one are you boy?

Someone with more than a 3rd grade education, unlike you?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:56 PM (Ivdso)

455 Say it again !
Posted by: JT at August 11, 2022 01:20 PM

LOL!! WAR!

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 11, 2022 01:56 PM (rbKZ6)

456 After killing BBB last year, he was king of WV and his seat was assured. After giving in on KJB without even a hint of opposition and passing new "inflation reduction" act, he's a pariah. He'd better have gotten paid, at least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny

Just wait to see how unpopular he'll be when Biden cancels the promised pipeline for WV. Sort of a FU to Manchin for stopping the original BBB pos.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 11, 2022 01:56 PM (ITOsM)

457 For decades now. Who knows maybe he'll succeed and be the father of the Pawpaw?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:51 PM (Ivdso)

He should move to PawPaw, WV

Posted by: 7man at August 11, 2022 01:56 PM (qwO6y)

458 Courtney Clenney, 26


Search for her led finding this.....


https://is.gd/4QPU61

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

459 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
___

I fully expect the same fate with a 'Ron here some day.

"But she was a 1!"

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 01:57 PM (0Z1GH)

460 Mango is a horrible flavor. It seems to be everywhere though. Every time I try a 'Fruit Punch' there is a 50/50 shot it will have that flavor in it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 01:52 PM (dNqv+)


You clearly have not enjoyed one of Diogenes' incredible Mango-Rita's.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2022 01:57 PM (anj39)

461 @325 nevergiveup-The lefts morals and principles are also very malleable as they prove time and time again with their hypocrisy. Fact is it is lefty billionaires pushing nuclear power, even have it dressed up with verbiage like "Natrium" Reactor that is salt cooled. Don't take my word for it go do the research yourself and see who is pushing it, funding, subsidizing. Hell, even here in California they put off the shuttering of Diablo Canyon Nuke plant.

I remember all to well watching Earth Firsters throw a mock up cask in the Truckee River in Reno during the Yucca Mountain BS. I'm all too aware of their past opposition to nuclear power but I am also familiar with their hypocrisy.

Posted by: JROD at August 11, 2022 01:57 PM (0jZnq)

462 Posted by: SMH

You mean there might be some unstable people connected with "Only Fans". You're joshing me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 01:57 PM (wvo9L)

463 Are we almost ready to abandon all of these humiliating logical fallacies?

"I don't like his politics so all military veterans are scum we should mock! DERP DERP DERP"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:57 PM (Ivdso)

464 He should move to PawPaw, WV
Posted by: 7man

One would think Nitro, WV would be an epic mailing address.

If you've been there, you'd know one would be mistaken.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2022 01:57 PM (LsEU/)

465 Jeff Suran: American Hero.

Posted by: democrats: Raping The Children We Cannot Kill Since 1973! at August 11, 2022 01:57 PM (jV+aN)

466 She's a 1.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
----------------
I can't stand the Instagram look. Face looks fake and overuse of cosmetics. Yuck.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 01:57 PM (CXr4y)

467 I fully expect the same fate with a 'Ron here some day.

"But she was a 1!"
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 01:57 PM (0Z1GH)

Worth it.

Posted by: The ghost of some 'Ron at August 11, 2022 01:58 PM (/EuRN)

468 Beto is an embarrassment.
If he was handed an AR 15, he'd probably drop it and run away screaming after soiling himself.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2022 01:58 PM (UUKiH)

469 Posted by: insurgens ad opus at August 11, 2022 01:56 PM (EDVRd)

Since the co-pilot he served with thinks he's unAmerican I can abandon any thanks I have for his military service.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 01:58 PM (CqUXU)

470 My doctor thinks Beto's wife is literally mentally challenged .
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 01:54 PM (CqUXU)



Well, she eats shit for guac and REMAINS married to Beta, so.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

471 I'm surprised Kitz was able to pass the basic pilot cert. He's the size of a garden gnome. Little peckerhead bitch.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 11, 2022 01:58 PM (m7R0k)

472 Plectrums - Buy 'em by the sackful!

Posted by: White Plectrum at August 11, 2022 01:58 PM (g+2j1)

473 que?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Don't mention the war!

Posted by: Basil Fawlty at August 11, 2022 01:58 PM (ftFVW)

474 I fully expect the same fate with a 'Ron here some day.

"But she was a 1!"
Posted by: SMH

You have to die of something!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2022 01:58 PM (LsEU/)

475 Joe Manchin is leading the charge for nuclear energy. Go look at the legislation he's put forward. Nuclear Energy will be the greenies best new friend. Posted by: JROD

Radiation energy works until it's a catastrophic problem. And then there is the minor detail that never gets vetted fully when the proponents are crowing about how radiation energy is carbon free: the radioactive waste. 10,000 is long time to have to ensure that will be never an issue. As an example of this issue, Hanford's nuke waste dates back to the 1940s and it has leaked into the Columbia River. The plan, turn it into glass logs which is not going very well at all. Or, (this is the real plan), pave the place over, put up hieroglyphic signs that say "Danger, Will Robison" and after 200 years pretend it never happened. Radiation waste, produced at the scale to run the modern world at a planetary scale, is a massive problem.

If we only had some form of energy that is affordable, have in abundance, easy to acquire, use, and is relatively speak, rather clean. The left acts like their stupid religious fantasy, renewable energy has zero impact on the environment. That is just dumb, it does, lots.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 01:58 PM (FF+On)

476 I had a roommate back during the OJ trial that thought Greta Van Sustren was smokin hot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)


"Her? What, is she funny or something?"

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 01:58 PM (DRSnL)

477 A US OnlyFans model has been arrested in Hawaii on suspicion of murdering her boyfriend.

Who could have guessed that being a morally bankrupt whore made you unstable and criminal?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:58 PM (Ivdso)

478 But....Kinzinger is a veteran. Thank him for his service to your country. Buy him a beer.

The only reason you're free to speak out against him as you do, is because he fought for your rights.

Are we almost ready to abandon all of these humiliating logical fallacies?
Posted by: insurgens ad opus
___

*golf clap*

And anyone sporting a yellow ribbon who votes for these clowns, you can shove that yellow ribbon up your ass.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 01:58 PM (0Z1GH)

479 Nuclear Energy will be the greenies best new friend.
==
Where's my Mr. Fusion?
Posted by: McFly at August 11, 2022 01:42 PM (UxX5y)


Same as 1960,
Same as 1990,
Same as 2015,

We got it figured out for sure, and it's only 20-25 years away

Posted by: Ice Age Caveman at August 11, 2022 01:59 PM (Z32m1)

480 I remember all to well watching Earth Firsters throw a mock up cask in the Truckee River in Reno during the Yucca Mountain BS. I'm all too aware of their past opposition to nuclear power but I am also familiar with their hypocrisy.

Posted by: JROD
-----------------
They would be improved by direct radiation treatment.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 01:59 PM (CXr4y)

481 Mango is a horrible flavor. It seems to be everywhere though. Every time I try a 'Fruit Punch' there is a 50/50 shot it will have that flavor in it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 01:52 PM (dNqv+)


I love mangos! Especially the little champagne mangos. You have to be careful that they've not started to ferment, because they're incredibly nasty when that starts to happen. A small bruise can accelerate that process. Unfortunately, mangos have a very slim window where they're either too green, or over-ripe.

I love mango salsa, just mix with chopped avocado, onions, cilantro, lime juice and add as hot a pepper as you can tolerate. Great on top of smoked pulled pork tacos.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 11, 2022 01:59 PM (zB/T/)

482 She's a 1.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 01:55 PM (FVME7)

Hopefully, she'll get more than 1 if she did indeed actually murder her boyfriend.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 01:59 PM (wvo9L)

483 > Mango is a horrible flavor. It seems to be everywhere though. Every time I try a 'Fruit Punch' there is a 50/50 shot it will have that flavor in it.

I don't like mango, and usually when I tell people that, they will say, "Oh, you've just never had good mango."

I had ripe mango fresh off the tree in the Philippines. I'm pretty sure whatever mango you've had shipped in from Ecuador on a container ship is inferior to that.

I don't like mango.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 01:59 PM (kDGvA)

484 You mean there might be some unstable people connected with "Only Fans". You're joshing me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 01:57 PM (wvo9L)

Well, they are women, so...

j/k Fen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 01:59 PM (dNqv+)

485 Has anyone seen an update on why someone blew up an AT&T building in Nashville around Christmas 2020?
==
TBF that was an RV parked out front of the AT T bldg and they were after the fugitive, putatively inside. No further word. Just like the LV shooter. memory holed.

Posted by: its bullshit all the way down at August 11, 2022 01:59 PM (7aERQ)

486 460 Mango is a horrible flavor. It seems to be everywhere though. Every time I try a 'Fruit Punch' there is a 50/50 shot it will have that flavor in it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 01:52 PM (dNqv+)


yep, it has petroleum aftertaste

rather drink a martini strained thru mexican whore's ass

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 01:59 PM (us2H3)

487 Kinzinger asked what his country could do for him.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 01:59 PM (/EuRN)

488 You have to die of something!
Posted by: Tonypete
___

As I said, it would not surprise me in the least.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 01:59 PM (0Z1GH)

489 When is Beto's political expiration date? I mean, this guy racks up the political losses and is still running. Texas Dems must be hurting.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 01:59 PM (lf83v)

490 Mango and Soy Sauce....MMMMmmmm!

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:00 PM (0Z1GH)

491 I think mangos (guava etc) are all a genetic switch: either you like them or you don't. And I don't. My mom loves them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 02:00 PM (Ivdso)

492 487 Kinzinger asked what his country could do for him.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 01:59 PM (/EuRN)

It can kick his sorry ass out of office

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:00 PM (bs+z0)

493 What we need is common sense nail gun control.
-----------------
They only had hammers in 1776!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 11, 2022 02:01 PM (yikp0)

494
Oh, eat shit and die, you fucking Caucasian American. You fucking pogue! I was there man! I was in the shit with the grunts!

Posted by: Beto at August 11, 2022 02:01 PM (n+4am)

495 I eat precious little fruit but I do like mango.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 02:01 PM (eGTCV)

496 @447 That was intentional. Cleese said it took him and Connie Booth months to write a single episode, and he definitely didn't want it to go on too long and get diluted.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 11, 2022 02:01 PM (p+1gI)

497 I had ripe mango fresh off the tree in the Philippines. I'm pretty sure whatever mango you've had shipped in from Ecuador on a container ship is inferior to that.

I don't like mango.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 01:59 PM (kDGvA)


May I introduce you to Durian?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 02:01 PM (guGkK)

498 Let the cruel flow...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2022 02:02 PM (iTbNU)

499 495 I eat precious little fruit but I do like mango.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 02:01 PM (eGTCV)

(wait for it.....)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 02:02 PM (/EuRN)

500 I thought Nazis invented the AR15. Wasn’t that the lefts talking point a month ago? Now it was invented during ‘Nam?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 02:02 PM (OalnH)

501 the war btwn the states has never really ended
------------------------------
The English Civil War has never really ended.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 11, 2022 02:02 PM (yikp0)

502 Fvck that guy with Punji Stake.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 11, 2022 02:02 PM (j40lz)

503
Ike was a great officer, and a good President.

But John McCain was one of the worst pieces of shit in American history. He should have been hanged for the good of the country.

Military service alone carries no weight, one way or another, when it comes to politics.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 02:02 PM (IXpV7)

504 I think mangos (guava etc) are all a genetic switch: either you like them or you don't. And I don't. My mom loves them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
___

Love 'em all.

Except papaya. Smells like farts to me.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:02 PM (0Z1GH)

505 Does using the term "motherfucker" qualify Beto to run the state of Texas in a mature and dignified way?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:02 PM (lf83v)

506 Military service is never a free pass for being a sell-out, asshole.

See: John McCain

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 11, 2022 02:02 PM (9M3Vu)

507 Dum dum de dum

Updates are 97% complete.

Suck it billy gates.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2022 02:02 PM (anj39)

508 Trump has a presser today?

Posted by: I guess I'll ask them at August 11, 2022 02:02 PM (9FBGz)

509 So Adam is pissed at the pilot who would fly him around to different bases so that he could give handys to all the generals?

Posted by: Rbastid at August 11, 2022 02:02 PM (alFBP)

510 I would like to see Kinzinger's Air Force fitness reports. Certainly he wouldn't mind sharing them right?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 11, 2022 02:02 PM (m7R0k)

511 You clearly have not enjoyed one of Diogenes' incredible Mango-Rita's.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2022 01:57 PM (anj39)


When the champagne mangos are in season I like to do infused vodka. It's easy, fun, cheap and makes a killer martini. The big ones work, but you have to be extra careful they don't start to ferment, or you ruin the batch. And it can turn in a matter of hours. The little ones seem more stable - probably because less sugar.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 11, 2022 02:03 PM (zB/T/)

512 The Horde is rapidly splintering into pro-mango and anti-mango factions.

We can't allow ourselves to be divided by this diabolical fruit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 02:03 PM (guGkK)

513 I love mangos. My favorite flavor.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 11, 2022 02:03 PM (MyP/f)

514 494
Oh, eat shit and die, you fucking Caucasian American. You fucking pogue! I was there man! I was in the shit with the grunts!
Posted by: Beto at August 11, 2022 02:01 PM (n+4am)

Hey! I prefer 'Guinea Mick asshole'!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 02:03 PM (dNqv+)

515 Tropic Thunder
Les Grossman: Sir, you are an American hero, and this country owes you a great debt. NOW SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE F*** UP SO I CAN DO MY JOB!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 11, 2022 02:03 PM (44ww/)

516 Posted by: Ice Age Caveman at August 11, 2022 01:59 PM (Z32m1)

I believe the lack of progress is because we basically abandoned fission plants and thus lost the full focus on developing fusion.

I thought of that while staying in a Holiday Inn.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 02:03 PM (CqUXU)

517 diabolical fruit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 02:03 PM (guGkK)

(you're killing me....)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 02:03 PM (/EuRN)

518 512 The Horde is rapidly splintering into pro-mango and anti-mango factions.

We can't allow ourselves to be divided by this diabolical fruit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 02:03 PM (guGkK)

=========

This is anti-mango language, splitter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

519 Radiation energy works until it's a catastrophic problem.
Posted by: Lost In Space
-----------------
France has no problem with it and all of its waste fits into one plant for storage. The key is reprocessing fuel rods which Jimmah Carter, who knew better, unilaterally destroyed in the US by closing the Clinch River Breeder plant. Japan did the same.

Carter killed it not because the technology did not work but because he wanted to set an example of nuclear non-proliferation as a breeder reactor can create the necessary ingredients for a nuclear bomb. Other countries thought he was an idiot and embraced the technology. And yes, Carter knew better but still did his useless virtue signalling during the midst of an energy crisis.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 02:03 PM (CXr4y)

520 Military service is never a free pass for being a sell-out, asshole.

See: John McCain
__________________________________

See: John Kerry.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:03 PM (lf83v)

521 When is Beto's political expiration date? I mean, this guy racks up the political losses and is still running. Texas Dems must be hurting. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

A very insightful commentor, earlier in this thread, nailed it: when people stop giving him money. Heaven forbid he actually gets elected to a national office. He would be like super chlamydia, impossible to get rid of.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 02:04 PM (FF+On)

522 How dare you speak ill of John MacCain this way, during his funeral. For shame, sir.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 02:04 PM (OalnH)

523 Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 01:59 PM (dNqv+)

Not that I've checked but but I think men can do "Only Fans" stripping now too. There was a married couple I posted about a while back who do the "show" together,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 02:04 PM (wvo9L)

524 Breitbart:

Poll: Democrats Inch Ahead of Republicans on Generic Congressional Ballot

The average showed generic Democrats with an average of 44.2 percent and generic Republicans with an average of 44 percent.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2022 02:04 PM (RHGPo)

525 512 The Horde is rapidly splintering into pro-mango and anti-mango factions.

We can't allow ourselves to be divided by this diabolical fruit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 02:03 PM (guGkK)

They don't know Jack

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2022 02:04 PM (W/9Bb)

526 You can harvest Mangoes with either a crossbow or longbow.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 02:04 PM (CqUXU)

527 @480 whig-Unfortunately it'll probably be the citizens of Kemmerer Wyoming that get irradiated because of Gates n Buffets cool new toy. I know the sodium cooled reactor technology was abandoned decades ago by people that I think were much smarter than the ones today. Maybe they've improved on it. We'll see.

Posted by: JROD at August 11, 2022 02:04 PM (0jZnq)

528 How dare you speak ill of John MacCain this way, during his funeral. For shame, sir.

I mean its only day 1480 or so! The audacity!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 02:05 PM (Ivdso)

529 Oh, eat shit and die, you fucking Caucasian American. You fucking pogue! I was there man! I was in the shit with the grunts!

Posted by: Beto at August 11, 2022 02:01 PM (n+4am)

----------

Brian Williams has confirmed this.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 11, 2022 02:05 PM (JXlGR)

530 rather drink a martini strained thru mexican whore's ass
Posted by: REDACTED

* scribbles in 'phrases to be used later' notebook *

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2022 02:05 PM (LsEU/)

531 by this diabolical fruit.
==
You called?

Posted by: Don Lemon at August 11, 2022 02:05 PM (6sNXb)

532 Except papaya. Smells like farts to me.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:02 PM (0Z1GH


There's SO many types of papayas though. They are a weird fruit, and I'm not crazy about the texture of many. But used judiciously they can add nice flavor - and are an incredible tenderizing agent - not as strong as pineapple.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 11, 2022 02:05 PM (zB/T/)

533 Adam is like my dad

I served, so I'm good

fuck em hard

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 02:05 PM (us2H3)

534 The average showed generic Democrats with an average of 44.2 percent and generic Republicans with an average of 44 percent.
Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2022 02:04 PM (RHGPo)

Damn.. I hope that's wrong

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:05 PM (bs+z0)

535 I'd use Beto as point man.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 11, 2022 02:05 PM (KATBx)

536 France has no problem with it and all of its waste fits into one plant for storage. The key is reprocessing fuel rods which Jimmah Carter, who knew better, unilaterally destroyed in the US by closing the Clinch River Breeder plant. Japan did the same.

Carter killed it not because the technology did not work but because he wanted to set an example of nuclear non-proliferation as a breeder reactor can create the necessary ingredients for a nuclear bomb. Other countries thought he was an idiot and embraced the technology. And yes, Carter knew better but still did his useless virtue signalling during the midst of an energy crisis.
Posted by: whig

If the waste can be made inert it is a thing. The track record here is mixed.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (FF+On)

537 Its the same way with stuff like Cilantro or even Chocolate. Some people just cannot stand Cilantro and taste soap, some love it (like me). I can take or leave Chocolate, its meh to me but some people crave it like cocaine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (Ivdso)

538 Oh, eat shit and die, you fucking Caucasian American. You fucking pogue! I was there man! I was in the shit with the grunts!
Posted by: Beto
__

lmao

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (Fv1Fp)

539 rather drink a martini strained thru mexican whore's ass
Posted by: REDACTED

***

Go on...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (flINI)

540 299 Sometimes it doesn't go well for people like Beto to motherfuck someone like that. Good thing for him he has security.
Posted by: JROD at August 11, 2022 01:38 PM (0jZnq)
One day somebody's gonna Alicia Silverstone him in his purty mouth.

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (0OP+5)

541 Yeah the great beautiful red wave is over. The senate is toast and the house is looking shaky as well. The left managed to convince enough people that things aren’t really so bad after all.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (OalnH)

542 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (Ivdso)

I hate cilantro

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (bs+z0)

543 Posted by: Don Lemon at August 11, 2022 02:05 PM (6sNXb)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (wvo9L)

544 Not that I've checked but but I think men can do "Only Fans" stripping now too. There was a married couple I posted about a while back who do the "show" together,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 02:04 PM (wvo9L)


I would imagine the men strip for other men, for the most part.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (DRSnL)

545 > Still can't believe that there was only 12 episodes of Fawlty Towers.

I love love love Fawlty Towers, but let's be honest. There were some stinker episodes. The Anniversary, where Polly has to pretend to be Sybil, is not good.

I'd like more FT, but it seems like they did everything they needed to do in 12 episodes.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (kDGvA)

546 I'd use Beto as point man.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 11, 2022 02:05 PM (KATBx)



Penal battalion material

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (guGkK)

547 531 by this diabolical fruit.
==
You called?
Posted by: Don Lemon at August 11, 2022 02:05 PM (6sNXb)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (dNqv+)

548
Damn.. I hope that's wrong
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:05 PM (bs+z0)

It almost definitely is. But I hope it's right. The GOP deserves to lose this, and every election, until they are GONE, and can clear the way for an actual movement Party.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (IXpV7)

549 Military service alone carries no weight, one way or another, when it comes to politics.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
--------------------
Yes, or even being a nice person. Col. Askins once told a gunwriter, that a few people get to like killing a bit too much. Askins, himself, titled his autobiography as Unrepentant Sinner and was the first acknowledged kill of someone in war with a 44 Magnum. He used it as an advisor in Vietnam.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (CXr4y)

550 I'd use Beto as point man.
Posted by: irongrampa
___

Heh.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (Fv1Fp)

551 534 The average showed generic Democrats with an average of 44.2 percent and generic Republicans with an average of 44 percent.
Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2022 02:04 PM (RHGPo)

Damn.. I hope that's wrong
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:05 PM (bs+z0)

-------

It's absolute bullshit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (9M3Vu)

552 Mango Tango or Wango Mango...er..

Posted by: Ted Nugent cutting floor at August 11, 2022 02:07 PM (/6GbT)

553 Those degenerates who don't like mangoes are probably okra lovers too.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2022 02:07 PM (anj39)

554 I had ripe mango fresh off the tree in the Philippines. I'm pretty sure whatever mango you've had shipped in from Ecuador on a container ship is inferior to that.

I don't like mango.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 01:59 PM


I love mango and you are right, nothing compares to one fresh off the tree like we got in the Philippines. Can't find anything close to that taste here.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2022 02:07 PM (bVYXr)

555 We can't allow ourselves to be divided by this diabolical fruit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 02:03 PM (guGkK)

=========

This is anti-mango language, splitter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 02:03 PM (LvTSG)


Think we got one of them jack fruit types in here.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 11, 2022 02:07 PM (zB/T/)

556 I hate cilantro
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (bs+z0)


Me too, yuck.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 02:07 PM (DRSnL)

557
We can't allow ourselves to be divided by this diabolical fruit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 02:03 PM (guGkK)



But enough about Beto...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2022 02:07 PM (n+4am)

558 There was a married couple I posted about a while back who do the "show" together,
==
So far business has been very slow. Very.

Posted by: The Frenchs at August 11, 2022 02:07 PM (C92GN)

559 I saw Diabolical Fruit open fot the Banana Splits at some place at some time.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 11, 2022 02:08 PM (aaGzp)

560 Carter killed it not because the technology did not work but because he wanted to set an example of nuclear non-proliferation as a breeder reactor can create the necessary ingredients for a nuclear bomb. Other countries thought he was an idiot and embraced the technology. And yes, Carter knew better but still did his useless virtue signalling during the midst of an energy crisis.
Posted by: whig

Well, he was counseled by that monumental intellect Amy, that the biggest problem facing the planet was nuclear proliferation.

So there's that.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2022 02:08 PM (LsEU/)

561 532 Except papaya. Smells like farts to me.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:02 PM (0Z1GH


it actually smells like a Bangkok whore's schmundie after a full days work

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 02:08 PM (us2H3)

562 I'd use Beto as point man.

MP: So you say LT Beto volunteered to take point?
Grunt: yeah, sure. That's what happened.
MP: And then he was shot in an enemy ambush?"
Grunt: yeah they were everywhere, glad the triggered it too soon so we all got out alive.
MP: How did all of the bullet wounds end up in his back?
Grunt: he must have turned to say something like a dumba-- like a leader.
MP: And all the shots were from M16s?
Grunt: Must have gotten them from other US troops. Sneaky.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 02:08 PM (Ivdso)

563 532 Except papaya. Smells like farts to me.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:02 PM (0Z1GH

There's SO many types of papayas though. They are a weird fruit, and I'm not crazy about the texture of many. But used judiciously they can add nice flavor - and are an incredible tenderizing agent - not as strong as pineapple.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 11, 2022 02:05 PM (zB/T/)
Good in curry.

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2022 02:08 PM (0OP+5)

564 Yes, or even being a nice person.
___

Amen to that.

Worked with many an asshole in uniform.

And yes, even I was that asshole in uniform, but mostly to the officer types.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:08 PM (Fv1Fp)

565 I love mango and you are right, nothing compares to one fresh off the tree like we got in the Philippines. Can't find anything close to that taste here.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2022 02:07 PM (bVYX

***

Hello!

Posted by: Martini Strained Through a Mexican Whores Ass at August 11, 2022 02:08 PM (flINI)

566 556 I hate cilantro
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (bs+z0)

Me too, yuck.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 02:07 PM (DRSnL)

Soap.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 11, 2022 02:08 PM (b2nrj)

567 Poll: Democrats Inch Ahead
=================
Let the push-polling begin! Also, covers the cheat: "Well, you saw the polls..."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 11, 2022 02:09 PM (7Fj9P)

568 it actually smells like a Bangkok whore's schmundie after a full days work
Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 02:08 PM (us2H3)



Man, this is a great argument for showing up early in the day.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 02:09 PM (guGkK)

569 it actually smells like a Bangkok whore's schmundie after a full days work
___

I'll take your word for that.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:09 PM (Fv1Fp)

570 hate cilantro
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (bs+z0)

Me too, yuck.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 02:07 PM (DRSnL)

Soap.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 11, 2022 02:08 PM (b2nrj)

Yeah I'm part of that taste like soap percentage.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 02:09 PM (CqUXU)

571 The average showed generic Democrats with an average of 44.2 percent and generic Republicans with an average of 44 percent.
Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2022 02:04 PM (RHGPo)

Damn.. I hope that's wrong
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:05 PM (bs+z0)


Well I know *I* wouldn't answer that question honestly. Hopefully that's what happened there.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 02:09 PM (DRSnL)

572 So, regarding this mexican-whore-crack-tini....


Shaken, or Stirred?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 02:09 PM (/EuRN)

573 > May I introduce you to Durian?

I'm not falling for that again.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 02:10 PM (kDGvA)

574 566 556 I hate cilantro
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (bs+z0)

Me too, yuck.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 02:07 PM (DRSnL)

Soap.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 11, 2022 02:08 PM (b2nrj)

It has been pointed out that the soap=cilatro thing is a rare thing. It has also been mentioned here that it seems to be very common amongst the horde who comment (including me.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 02:10 PM (dNqv+)

575 I hate cilantro
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (bs+z0)

Me too, yuck.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 02:07 PM (DRSnL)

Soap.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:10 PM (Fv1Fp)

576 489 When is Beto's political expiration date? I mean, this guy racks up the political losses and is still running. Texas Dems must be hurting.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 01:59 PM (lf83v)


C'mon, Beto has a future in Teaxs Democrat Politics! The term of office of El Paso's Commisioner of Dog Catching likely expires soon. Beto's dad would pay-off any potential competitors and Beto would run unopposed.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 02:10 PM (AMIL/)

577
Military service is never a free pass for being a sell-out, asshole.

See: John McCain
__________________________________

See: John Kerry.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:03 PM (lf83v)


*whistles absently*

Posted by: Zombie John Murtha at August 11, 2022 02:10 PM (n+4am)

578 Posted by: The Frenchs at August 11, 2022 02:07 PM (C92GN)

These people were actually attractive. Well, I mean David French is not as unattractive at Brian Stelter. I posted a picture of the "only fans" wife, She did a selfie when she was wearing some low cut outfit tight to pick up her kids at Day care and complained that women gave her the evil eye because she was so hot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 02:10 PM (wvo9L)

579 I hear that Kamala loves man-goo.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 11, 2022 02:10 PM (MyP/f)

580 566 556 I hate cilantro
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (bs+z0)

Me too, yuck.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 02:07 PM (DRSnL)

Soap.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 11, 2022 02:08 PM (b2nrj)

Same

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 11, 2022 02:11 PM (XvPQV)

581 I would imagine the men strip for other men, for the most part.

What are you, a biologist or somwthing?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 11, 2022 02:11 PM (ByYEI)

582
Beto's dad would pay-off any potential competitors and Beto would run unopposed.
Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 02:10 PM (AMIL/)

Isn't his dad a judge? Probably doesn't have to pay a dime. Judges are crooked fucks and one hand washes the other.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 02:11 PM (IXpV7)

583 May I introduce you to Durian?
___

Hmm...a fruit that smells like a decomposing corpse...no thanks.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:11 PM (Fv1Fp)

584 cilantro doesn't taste like soap to me, but I still don't care for it all that much.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 02:11 PM (/EuRN)

585 Mango cilantro salsa is a thing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2022 02:11 PM (UuD2k)

586 Military service is never a free pass for being a sell-out, asshole.

See: John McCain
__________________________________

See: John Kerry.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:03 PM (lf83v)



See: John Murtha

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

587 Military service is never a free pass for being a sell-out, asshole

See that's the right approach: being a vet doesn't make you a great person. That's true; everyone who served knew some real aholes they had to work with. Human beings don't stop being human because they put on a uniform.

But attacking the idea that we owe our vets a debt of honor and that they fought and died for us? No. Just, no.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 02:12 PM (Ivdso)

588 A tie in the generic still means a GOP house. Dems need to win by 2 or 3 nationally to win the house due to the makeup up congressional districts. There are more deep blue seats than deep red seats. So a tie is fine. But that means a 10ish seat win not a 50 seat blowout as has been expected.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 02:12 PM (OalnH)

589 Well, he was counseled by that monumental intellect Amy, that the biggest problem facing the planet was nuclear proliferation.
==
This is funny because its true. It wasn't funny at the time. A ten year old girl was calling the shots. She did a marginally better job, than Joe Biden is doing now tho.

Posted by: clown world it is at August 11, 2022 02:12 PM (FrVH/)

590 556 I hate cilantro
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (bs+z0)

Me too, yuck.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 02:07 PM (DRSnL)

Soap.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 11, 2022 02:08 PM (b2nrj)

It has been pointed out that the soap=cilatro thing is a rare thing. It has also been mentioned here that it seems to be very common amongst the horde who comment (including me.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Can tolerate a little, but too much and it's soap city.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 11, 2022 02:12 PM (ftFVW)

591 The Horde is rapidly splintering into pro-mango and anti-mango factions.
---
Mongo just pawn in game of life.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2022 02:12 PM (Zf0+a)

592 Well I know *I* wouldn't answer that question honestly. Hopefully that's what happened there.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 02:09 PM (DRSnL)

Must be the fraud machine has had a tune up and ready to go. Have to juice the polling so it's not too suspicious

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 11, 2022 02:12 PM (/6GbT)

593 Yes, or even being a nice person.
___

Amen to that.

Worked with many an asshole in uniform.

And yes, even I was that asshole in uniform, but mostly to the officer types.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:08 PM (Fv1Fp)

For me, someone being an asshoe during their time is not a barrier as default position of giving thanks for honorable service.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 02:12 PM (CqUXU)

594 It doesn't mean anything. A plectrum is a guitar pick. I couldn't think of anything funny, so I thought I'd just go with "baffling."

I found that, in itself, to be hilarious!

Posted by: Paco at August 11, 2022 02:13 PM (njExo)

595 She did a selfie when she was wearing some low cut outfit tight to pick up her kids at Day care and complained that women gave her the evil eye because she was so hot.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 02:10 PM (wvo9L)



Pfft. I get that all the time. Or maybe it's because I don't have a kid in the day care.

Posted by: David French at August 11, 2022 02:13 PM (guGkK)

596 I mean, this guy racks up the political losses and is still running. Texas Dems must be hurting

Dems in general are hurting. That's their bench: that bald woman, Occasional-Cortex, O'Rourke, Buttgag, Kamala. That's their bright future.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 02:13 PM (Ivdso)

597 582
Beto's dad would pay-off any potential competitors and Beto would run unopposed.
Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 02:10 PM (AMIL/)

Isn't his dad a judge? Probably doesn't have to pay a dime. Judges are crooked fucks and one hand washes the other.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 02:11 PM (IXpV7)


Ah, you are correct. Beto's rich Father-In-Law would make the payoffs!

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 02:13 PM (AMIL/)

598
Merrick Garland calling press conference for 2:30pm.

This should be good.

Posted by: portlandon at August 11, 2022 02:13 PM (+oR7L)

599 Isn't his dad a judge? Probably doesn't have to pay a dime. Judges are crooked fucks and one hand washes the other.
==
Dad i think is/was a judge. His Father in Law is a billionaire real estate guy.

Posted by: clown world it is at August 11, 2022 02:14 PM (UxX5y)

600 United Airlines buys $100 million of flying taxis.

https://bit.ly/3A9GhoT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 02:14 PM (FVME7)

601 I've had plenty of dishes with cilantro in it and not one time have I ever considered it to taste like soap.

And I know what soap tastes like, having so much of it crammed in my mouth by my mother in my youth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

602
I'd use Beto as point man.



Nah. Too risky, he'd make noise like an elephant in heat while walking on a jungle trail and ignoring the totally harmless wire strung across his path.

I'd make him a latrine burn barrel disposal specialist.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2022 02:14 PM (n+4am)

603 50 quatloos the Beto heckler was a plant.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2022 02:14 PM (anj39)

604 Beto is destined to be the new "Harold Stassen"

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2022 02:14 PM (RHGPo)

605 574 566 556 I hate cilantro
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:06 PM (bs+z0)

Me too, yuck.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 02:07 PM (DRSnL)

Soap.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 11, 2022 02:08 PM (b2nrj)

It has been pointed out that the soap=cilatro thing is a rare thing. It has also been mentioned here that it seems to be very common amongst the horde who comment (including me.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 02:10 PM (dNqv+)

The ascendant mutant race.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 11, 2022 02:14 PM (b2nrj)

606 Put cilantro on your mango.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 11, 2022 02:15 PM (j40lz)

607 And I know what soap tastes like, having so much of it crammed in my mouth by my mother in my youth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)


Oh cry me a river.

Posted by: Ralphie at August 11, 2022 02:15 PM (guGkK)

608 United Airlines buys $100 million of flying taxis.

https://bit.ly/3A9GhoT
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


When do they buy EV planes?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2022 02:15 PM (Am657)

609
And yes, even I was that asshole in uniform, but mostly to the officer types.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming


Ah yes, wonderful memories of my time in the E4 Mafia...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2022 02:15 PM (n+4am)

610 And I know what soap tastes like, having so much of it crammed in my mouth by my mother in my youth.
Posted by: Sponge
___

So have I.

Cilantro still tastes like soap to me.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:15 PM (Fv1Fp)

611
A solid, dependable Democrat judge is worth more in our political system than practically any amount of money.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 02:15 PM (IXpV7)

612 What gets me about guys like Robert Francis is the mythmaking and overreaction by the press.

HE'S THE NEXT JFK! HE'S A STAR! LOOK AT HOW THE WOMEN ARE FAINTING IN THE AISLES!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 02:15 PM (Ivdso)

613 11 So many bitches...

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 01:07 PM (DRSnL)

So little time.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 02:15 PM (KemLg)

614 Ah yes, wonderful memories of my time in the E4 Mafia...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
___

Heh, yep.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:15 PM (Fv1Fp)

615 Carter killed it not because the technology did not work but because he wanted to set an example of nuclear non-proliferation as a breeder reactor can create the necessary ingredients for a nuclear bomb. Other countries thought he was an idiot and embraced the technology. And yes, Carter knew better but still did his useless virtue signalling during the midst of an energy crisis.
Posted by: whig

Well, he was counseled by that monumental intellect Amy, that the biggest problem facing the planet was nuclear proliferation.

So there's that.
Posted by: Tonypete at


Now the same Democrats want proliferation. They want to give the bomb to a country that has been holding "Death to America" Rallies for 40+ Years.

Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 02:15 PM (Z32m1)

616 50 quatloos the Beto heckler was a plant.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2022 02:14 PM (anj39)


Maybe they should bring in Roger the Shrubber for questioning.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 02:16 PM (guGkK)

617 Its likely a lot of people have had cilantro without realizing it (in guacamole, thai dishes, pico de gallo, various salsas, etc).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 02:16 PM (Ivdso)

618 I'd make him a latrine burn barrel disposal specialist.
==
He'd volunteer for that.

Posted by: No doubt at August 11, 2022 02:16 PM (UxX5y)

619 I like cilantro. And parsley.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 11, 2022 02:17 PM (MyP/f)

620 598
Merrick Garland calling press conference for 2:30pm.

This should be good.
---
Ah. The narrative has been agreed.

Bingo slots to fill:
Seriousness of the allegations
Professionalism
On-going investigation
No one is above the law
No hint of political motivation

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2022 02:17 PM (Zf0+a)

621 So Garland is gonna give a presser on the raid at 2:30.... I'm sure he will tell us he found evidence implicating Trump in some sort of crime.. Of course it will have been planted

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:17 PM (bs+z0)

622 Plectrum, rectum - to O'Rourke there's not much difference as long as they fit his ass.

Posted by: Ciampino - rectum? huh he destroyed it at August 11, 2022 02:17 PM (qfLjt)

623 Garland is going to make statement pretty soon.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 02:17 PM (FF+On)

624 I got in line for Schmundie early in the day
Da doo run-run
Da doo run-run

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2022 02:17 PM (4I/2K)

625 Now the same Democrats want proliferation. They want to give the bomb to a country that has been holding "Death to America" Rallies for 40+ Years.
==
Armageddon isn't going to start itself you know.

Posted by: Billionaires Malthusian Death Cult at August 11, 2022 02:17 PM (UxX5y)

626 The E4 mafia is glorious.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2022 02:18 PM (W/9Bb)

627 Merrick Garland calling press conference for 2:30pm.
____________________________________________

Targeting parents at school boards, not doubt.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:18 PM (lf83v)

628 Its likely a lot of people have had cilantro without realizing it (in guacamole, thai dishes, pico de gallo, various salsas, etc).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
__

I make my own salsa, guac makes me want to vomit, I fix my own Thai dishes, and I just don't like pico.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 02:18 PM (Fv1Fp)

629 Records: Liz Cheney's Net Worth Ballooned as Much as 600 Percent During Her Time in Office

https://tinyurl.com/bdfrrbjz

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2022 02:18 PM (NpAcC)

630 Merrick Garland calling press conference for 2:30pm.

This should be good.
Posted by: portlandon at August 11, 2022 02:13 PM (+oR7L)

Here comes the outrageously outraged outrage that a former President would have "classified" materials in his vault - you know, the ones he declassified before he left office and the DOJ refuses to let that stand...and Trump wouldn't give it back so we hads our goon squads over at the FBI rousted him out and rifled thru his wife's panties...Democracy is being saved!

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2022 02:18 PM (+Cgut)

631 Trump should have held a press conference

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:19 PM (bs+z0)

632 I hate Mango

however

mango >>>>>>>>>>>>>Liz Cheney

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 02:19 PM (us2H3)

633 Garland is going to make statement pretty soon.
==
For some reason this just reminded me of Buddy Hackett doing the Shipoopi song and dance number from The Music Man.

Posted by: Stewie at August 11, 2022 02:19 PM (UxX5y)

634
It has been pointed out that the soap=cilatro thing is a rare thing. It has also been mentioned here that it seems to be very common amongst the horde who comment (including me.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 11, 2022 02:10 PM (dNqv+)

The ascendant mutant race.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 11, 2022 02:14 PM (b2nrj)


Genetics. For example, not everyone can do the Vulcan Peace Be With You split fingers. Some people cannot curl their tongue along its length. And other things.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 02:19 PM (AMIL/)

635 I would love to see a reporter ask Garland why the Eff.Bee.EYE is investigating overdue NON-classified library books when our congresscritters are trying to convince us OrangeManBad is inciting insurrection.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 02:19 PM (llON8)

636 The E4 mafia is glorious.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2022 02:18 PM (W/9Bb)



Isn't it?

Posted by: Ryne Sandberg at August 11, 2022 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

637 587 Military service is never a free pass for being a sell-out, asshole

See that's the right approach: being a vet doesn't make you a great person. That's true; everyone who served knew some real aholes they had to work with. Human beings don't stop being human because they put on a uniform.

But attacking the idea that we owe our vets a debt of honor and that they fought and died for us? No. Just, no.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 02:12 PM (Ivdso)
Cross section of humanity. I owe a debt of gratitude to every service person who died in service, and most of those who served and didn't die should have enough sense to appreciate others who died. Hell, it could have been me but it won't.

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2022 02:19 PM (0OP+5)

638 Moar popcorn.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:20 PM (lf83v)

639 Honor deserves praise. Dishonor deserves scorn. There's not much more to it than that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 02:20 PM (/EuRN)

640 I make my own salsa, guac makes me want to vomit, I fix my own Thai dishes, and I just don't like pico.

I'm not saying you were fine with the cilantro in those dishes. I just wanted to suggest that people who said they've never had any might have without realizing it.

For me, the key to great thai food is the lemongrass

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 02:20 PM (Ivdso)

641 Almost 650 comments - you guys going so fast I can't read them and keep up, or even catch up.

Posted by: Ciampino - slow down at August 11, 2022 02:20 PM (qfLjt)

642 I am going out on a limb to say the laugh and "comeback" were planned.
You are talking about it, right? It worked.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 02:20 PM (hwoGt)

643 So Garland is gonna give a presser on the raid at 2:30.... I'm sure he will tell us he found evidence implicating Trump in some sort of crime.. Of course it will have been planted

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:17 PM


A guy on talk radio was saying the fib raided mar a largo to pub the snot out of the place. He claims they were all wearing backpacks full of gear when they went in and when they left they were empty.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2022 02:20 PM (bVYXr)

644 Merrick Garland calling press conference for 2:30pm.

This should be good.
Posted by: portlandon at August 11, 2022 02:13 PM (+oR7L)


Rumor has it he's going to report a wolf.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 02:20 PM (guGkK)

645 I doubt Garland is giving a presser to apologize... They got something no doubt planted

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:20 PM (bs+z0)

646 Garland Comment Bets:
1. It was all Trump's fault for not committing suicide.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 02:21 PM (FF+On)

647 Merrick Garland calling press conference for 2:30pm.
==
Maybe the Missouri gun thing?

An abject apology?

Throwing Wray under the bus?

Doubling down.

Posted by: He asked the decision cube what to do? at August 11, 2022 02:21 PM (781YE)

648 Pfft. I get that all the time. Or maybe it's because I don't have a kid in the day care.
Posted by: David French at August 11, 2022 02:13 PM (guGkK)

LOL. Well, as far as we know, David, unlike sexy mom, you're not doing "Only Fans" with your fiancé. (I thought it was her husband; They haven't actually tied the not yet)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 02:21 PM (wvo9L)

649 Its likely a lot of people have had cilantro without realizing it (in guacamole, thai dishes, pico de gallo, various salsas, etc).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 02:16 PM (Ivdso)


Oh, I can taste it. We ordered some kind of appetizer once that said nothing about cilantro on the menu, and I took one bite and said, "there is cilantro in this." Checked with the waiter and sure enough, there was.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 02:21 PM (DRSnL)

650 But attacking the idea that we owe our vets a debt of honor and that they fought and died for us? No. Just, no.

Vets didn't die for us. That's Memorial Day.

Posted by: Methos at August 11, 2022 02:21 PM (kOpft)

651 Garland trying to get ahead of Trump's release of the videotapes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:21 PM (lf83v)

652 I would love to see a reporter ask Garland exchange places with the January 6 political prisoners
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 02:19 PM (llON
===========
suggested fix

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2022 02:22 PM (iKIZT)

653 Does someone have to sign for a search warrant? I mean, they just can't write "the cops" on it, right?

Posted by: BignJames at August 11, 2022 02:22 PM (AwYPR)

654 A guy on talk radio was saying the fib raided mar a largo to pub the snot out of the place. He claims they were all wearing backpacks full of gear when they went in and when they left they were empty.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2022 02:20 PM


pub? WTF? I meant to type BUG

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2022 02:22 PM (bVYXr)

655 look, you fuckers

I spent my whole fucking life posing as a dipshit moderate

and then when we offed Scalia, I was supposed to be the SCOTUS judge

then I was gonna poison all the cons

but NOOOOOOOOO

and you want to know why I'm pissed

Posted by: Merrick Garland at August 11, 2022 02:22 PM (us2H3)

656 Why did it take 2 days for a statement?

Posted by: I guess I'll ask them at August 11, 2022 02:22 PM (9FBGz)

657 If the parents don't show up by closing time to pick up their kids, I can take them, right?

Posted by: David French at August 11, 2022 02:22 PM (guGkK)

658 Garland is going to make statement pretty soon.
==
For some reason this just reminded me of Buddy Hackett doing the Shipoopi song and dance number from The Music Man.
Posted by: Stewie at August 11, 2022 02:19 PM (UxX5y)
***

I'm thinking Charles During in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2022 02:22 PM (anj39)

659 Merrick Garland calling press conference for 2:30pm.

This should be good.
Posted by: portlandon at August 11, 2022 02:13 PM (+oR7L)
---------

Does he lean in or distance himself.

I'd love to hear him say that Biden was informed of the raid ahead of time.

Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2022 02:23 PM (G0vdT)

660
pub? WTF? I meant to type BUG
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2022 02:22 PM (bVYXr)

I imagine Trump has people to check for that

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:23 PM (bs+z0)

661 Genetics. For example, not everyone can do the Vulcan Peace Be With You split fingers. Some people cannot curl their tongue along its length. And other things.
Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 02:19 PM (AMIL/)

I can make a 3 leaf clover with my tongue.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2022 02:23 PM (Y5qcH)

662 Genetics. For example, not everyone can do the Vulcan Peace Be With You split fingers. Some people cannot curl their tongue along its length. And other things.
==
Asparagus Pee

Posted by: some people can't detect the chemical responsible at August 11, 2022 02:23 PM (OLSDa)

663 pub? WTF? I meant to type BUG
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS)

Nobody noticed but me. your good.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 02:23 PM (FF+On)

664 Ah. The narrative has been agreed.
Bingo slots to fill:
Seriousness of the allegations
Professionalism
On-going investigation
No one is above the law
No hint of political motivation
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2022 02:17 PM (Zf0+a)


Another one:
Evidence of criminal acts by Trump has been found. Our review of the materials legally obtained in the search is continuing. I will brief you again next week.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 02:23 PM (AMIL/)

665 And I know what soap tastes like, having so much of it crammed in my mouth by my mother in my youth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)


You knew you were in real trouble when she switched soaps from Ivory to Lava.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 11, 2022 02:23 PM (PJAVg)

666 3 days.

Posted by: I guess I'll ask them at August 11, 2022 02:23 PM (9FBGz)

667
50 quatloos the Beto heckler was a plant.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2022 02:14 PM


that's what I was thinking

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 11, 2022 02:23 PM (ENBF0)

668 649 Its likely a lot of people have had cilantro without realizing it (in guacamole, thai dishes, pico de gallo, various salsas, etc).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 02:16 PM (Ivdso)

Oh, I can taste it. We ordered some kind of appetizer once that said nothing about cilantro on the menu, and I took one bite and said, "there is cilantro in this." Checked with the waiter and sure enough, there was.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 02:21 PM (DRSnL)

I encounter it in the same manner. Don't eat most of the stuff that CRT mentioned though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 11, 2022 02:23 PM (b2nrj)

669 pub? WTF? I meant to type BUG
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2022 02:22 PM (bVYXr)

I'm slow today, so I was trying to figure out what "pub the snot out of" meant.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 02:24 PM (wvo9L)

670 I doubt Garland is giving a presser to apologize... They got something no doubt planted
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:20 PM (bs+z0)
================
they found an autographed picture of Putin thanking PDJT for all his help to Russia.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2022 02:24 PM (iKIZT)

671 Remember how the UK just shut down its official pediatric trans clinic? Now 1,000 families are suing it over the harm it did to their kids.

-
Oh, yeah. The parents are totally blameless in this.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 02:24 PM (FVME7)

672 Why did it take 2 days for a statement?

Posted by: I guess I'll ask them at August 11, 2022 02:22 PM (9FBGz)

Coordination.

Posted by: BignJames at August 11, 2022 02:24 PM (AwYPR)

673 Ok so Operation "I know nuffink!!" didn't work, now its time to trot out an old man to lie on camera. What will they try after this?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 02:24 PM (Ivdso)

674 They found a spoon.

Posted by: Centurion #4 at August 11, 2022 02:24 PM (guGkK)

675 Merrick Garland presser. Bound to be sinister...it's what he does best.

Posted by: Ziba at August 11, 2022 02:24 PM (4h9M3)

676
I'm slow today, so I was trying to figure out what "pub the snot out of" meant.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 02:24 PM (wvo9L)
I thought it was a word for planting evidence

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:25 PM (bs+z0)

677 Sidebar: "Viva Frei has on Robert Barnes, talking about the denouement of the corrupt American empire"

It seems to be mostly about Deace's life story from childhood. If they ever got around to talking about something else, dunno, because I bailed.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at August 11, 2022 02:25 PM (qpX6U)

678 Someone needs to make up a BINGO card with words Garland uses instead of "raid" to describe the raid on Mar-a-Lago.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 02:25 PM (Ivdso)

679 Garland will take personal responsibility and resign in favor of new AG Michael Obama.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2022 02:25 PM (ZGrMX)

680 For example, not everyone can do the Vulcan Peace Be With You split fingers.
____________________________________________

It's "Live Long and Prosper".

Friggin' Romulans.

Posted by: Sarek at August 11, 2022 02:25 PM (lf83v)

681 678 Someone needs to make up a BINGO card with words Garland uses instead of "raid" to describe the raid on Mar-a-Lago.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 02:25 PM (Ivdso)

My monies on Legal search

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 02:25 PM (bs+z0)

682 I'm slow today, so I was trying to figure out what "pub the snot out of" meant.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 02:24 PM (wvo9L)
I thought it was a word for planting evidence
Posted by: It's me donna

it is a very sophisticated way to say bug.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 02:26 PM (FF+On)

683 Oh, yeah. The parents are totally blameless in this.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 02:24 PM (FVME7)

"Cut my kid's dick off!"
"OK."

*three months later*

"He's over it. Sew my kid's dick back on."
"... uh.... we can't?"
"I'M SUING YOU!!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 02:26 PM (/EuRN)

684 Good Lordt we have strayed from Jesus.

River City CA PD does an outreach post that highlights their veteran officer sabbatical program. They posted a picture of Officer Pat Smoth (she/her) enjoying his sabbatical. Smoth is pictured in a bikini and his cock and balls are clearly visible in the bikini.

https://bit.ly/3QkHHU9

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 02:26 PM (kDGvA)

685 Why did it take 2 days for a statement?

Posted by: I guess I'll ask them at August 11, 2022 02:22 PM


It took them that long to focus group test what he was going to say.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2022 02:26 PM (bVYXr)

686 "I don't like his politics so all military veterans are scum we should mock! DERP DERP DERP"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 01:57 PM (Ivdso)
----------------

That's what I said. Word for word. Hey, you're great at giving us examples of logical fallacy. Thanks for your carefully considered emotional knee-jerk.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at August 11, 2022 02:26 PM (EDVRd)

687 Motherfucker.... something Beto can never be accused of.

/rimshot

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2022 02:26 PM (oHd/0)

688 "I was trying to figure out what "pub the snot out of" meant."

Musician's term for polishing the plectrum.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at August 11, 2022 02:26 PM (qpX6U)

689 The FBI had a warrant signed by Epstein’s mother.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 11, 2022 02:26 PM (MyP/f)

690 Merrick Garland presser. Bound to be sinister...it's what he does best.
Posted by: Ziba at August 11, 2022 02:24 PM (4h9M3)

Yeah, Garland puts the Hugo in Hugo Boss even with wearing his signature uniform...

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2022 02:27 PM (+Cgut)

691 679 Garland will take personal responsibility and resign in favor of new AG Michael Obama.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2022 02:25 PM (ZGrMX)

Big Mike don't surf

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 02:27 PM (us2H3)

692 Garland's talking point:

1. Mistakes were made.
2. DOJ will conduct an internal investigation.
3. Politics was not a factor.
4. Donald Trump brought this problem on himself.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:27 PM (lf83v)

693 Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 01:58 PM (CqUXU)
---------------

As long as we continue to hold them up as a special class of people. What could be more American?

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at August 11, 2022 02:27 PM (EDVRd)

694 Evidence of criminal acts by Trump has been found. Our review of the materials legally obtained in the search is continuing. I will brief you again next week.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 02:23 PM (AMIL/)

Heavy possibility there

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 02:27 PM (KemLg)

695 His voice will be extra scratchy no doubt.

Posted by: micky at August 11, 2022 02:27 PM (3byMq)

696 Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 02:26 PM (kDGvA)

'Taint no way I'm ever clicking THAT link.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2022 02:27 PM (4I/2K)

697 33 Kunzinger is Liz Chinney in drag.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 11, 2022 01:09 PM (GwxCX)
----
Chinney? I like that. It describes that hoe beautifully. She;s digging herself a nice hole.

Posted by: Ciampino - how many chins? at August 11, 2022 02:27 PM (qfLjt)

698 River City CA PD does an outreach post that highlights their veteran officer sabbatical program. They posted a picture of Officer Pat Smoth (she/her) enjoying his sabbatical. Smoth is pictured in a bikini and his cock and balls are clearly visible in the bikini.

https://bit.ly/3QkHHU9

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 02:26 PM (kDGvA)



Comments say it's a parody page......and LORD I hope so.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

699 Look at the flying taxi website, it's range is 60 mi and it looks like they plan on it being fully autonomous bc there is no controls in the cockpit.

Not sure how well this will work out.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2022 02:27 PM (Y5qcH)

700 Oops, it's a satire page. Sorry.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 02:28 PM (kDGvA)

701 Garland's talking point:

1. Mistakes were made.
2. DOJ will conduct an internal investigation.
3. Politics was not a factor.
4. Donald Trump brought this problem on himself.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:27 PM (lf83v)



Don't help them out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 02:28 PM (guGkK)

702 If the press gets to ask questions I think they should ask lots of questions about Melania's lingerie.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 02:28 PM (FF+On)

703 641 Almost 650 comments - you guys going so fast I can't read them and keep up, or even catch up.

Posted by: Ciampino
---------------------
Your lack of productivity is troublesome. Be better.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 02:28 PM (CXr4y)

704 683
"Cut my kid's dick off!"
"OK."

*three months later*

"He's over it. Sew my kid's dick back on."
"... uh.... we can't?"
"I'M SUING YOU!!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 02:26 PM (/EuRN)

Hypocrisy aside bringing the lawyers in to make mutilating kids more expensive is a good thing.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 11, 2022 02:28 PM (b2nrj)

705 Serious potential breach of national security laws and presidential records act

legal investigation, appropriate procedures, judicial approval, ongoing investigation, sealed to protect evidence and investigation sources and methods, can not further comment but the FBI was running the mechanics of this operation.

Posted by: here you go at August 11, 2022 02:28 PM (7aERQ)

706
Operation
Kinetic Action

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2022 02:28 PM (W/9Bb)

707 Press Announcement Bingo Card:

Unprecedented
Above the Law
Fact-finding
Justice
Local
Seized

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 02:29 PM (KemLg)

708 Look at the flying taxi website, it's range is 60 mi and it looks like they plan on it being fully autonomous bc there is no controls in the cockpit.

Not sure how well this will work out.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2022 02:27 PM (Y5qcH)

Johnnycab!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2022 02:29 PM (4I/2K)

709 Beta O'Dork says he was a a member of the hacking group "Cult of the Dead Cow." They had a hacking tool they released called "Back Orifice." I can't help but wonder if it was named after Beta?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 11, 2022 02:29 PM (Bd6X8)

710 If the press gets to ask questions I think they should ask lots of questions about Melania's lingerie.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2022 02:28 PM (FF+On)


"But how did the panties fit, Mr. Garland?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 02:29 PM (guGkK)

711 And if it warrants it, there’s going to have to be a look at whether or not the attorney general has misused his office for political purposes. Have they gone after a political opponent? I mean, this is beyond the pale," he told Fox News on Wednesady. "No one would have ever imagined before that we would be using or one political party would be using the FBI to attack their political opponents."

No, man. It was those low level interns in Cincinnati. But there are too many of them and our hard drives crashed, so we will never know who authorized it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 02:29 PM (hwoGt)

712 Hypocrisy aside bringing the lawyers in to make mutilating kids more expensive is a good thing.
==
as inevitable as the malpractice flood that is coming next year for covid vax injuries

Posted by: here you go at August 11, 2022 02:30 PM (7aERQ)

713 Wouldn't it be nuts if Garland did a full out "We had nothing to do with this. The rogue agents who carried out this raid have been terminated and are awaiting indictment. We are truly sorry, Mr. President."

That would confuse the ever loving crap out of everyone, wouldn't it? And it would give them more breathing room to keep on trying to "Get Trump".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 02:30 PM (/EuRN)

714 Don't help them out.
________________________________

Paul and Boffo are desperately trying to call FBI headquarters on their burner phones right now.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:30 PM (lf83v)

715 "Look at the flying taxi website, it's range is 60 mi and it looks like they plan on it being fully autonomous bc there is no controls in the cockpit."

As explained in Sirens of Titan, there needs to be an "off" button. It need not be functional.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at August 11, 2022 02:30 PM (qpX6U)

716 The first video images from the security footage from Mar a Lago have been released.


https://is.gd/AIjwQl

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

717 712 Hypocrisy aside bringing the lawyers in to make mutilating kids more expensive is a good thing.
==
as inevitable as the malpractice flood that is coming next year for covid vax injuries
Posted by: here you go at August 11, 2022 02:30 PM (7aERQ)

It'd be nice to see some pharmaceutical companies go tits up from it but I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 11, 2022 02:31 PM (b2nrj)

718 626 The E4 mafia is glorious.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2022 02:18 PM (W/9Bb)

There is none in the Navy.... too much supervision due to limited space...

It's teh E-6s who run shit under the table. Goat Locker is there for plausible deniability.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2022 02:31 PM (oHd/0)

719 Hath ace forsaken us?

Posted by: BignJames at August 11, 2022 02:31 PM (AwYPR)

720 I think Garland is going to use this to scold all of us right wing terrorist because of the Cincinatti thing.
Won't talk about Mar-A-Largo.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 11, 2022 02:31 PM (qH6FZ)

721 674 They found a spoon.
Posted by: Centurion #4 at August 11, 2022 02:24 PM (guGkK)

I was told there is no spoon...wtf!

Posted by: Neo at August 11, 2022 02:32 PM (BgMrQ)

722 Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 02:30 PM (/EuRN)

Can the odds of something happening actually be negative?

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 02:32 PM (KemLg)

723 Paul and Boffo are desperately trying to call FBI headquarters on their burner phones right now.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:30 PM (lf83v)

Boffo is balls deep in Paul at the moment.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2022 02:32 PM (W/9Bb)

724 River City CA PD does an outreach post that highlights their veteran officer sabbatical program. They posted a picture of Officer Pat Smoth (she/her) enjoying his sabbatical. Smoth is pictured in a bikini and his cock and balls are clearly visible in the bikini.
--
I'd say you got TROUBLE right here in River City . . .

Posted by: Professor Harold Hill at August 11, 2022 02:32 PM (QIxeW)

725 Garland's talking point:

1. Mistakes were made.
2. DOJ will conduct an internal investigation.
3. Politics was not a factor.
4. Donald Trump brought this problem on himself.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Just some low level.guys in Cleveland.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 02:32 PM (FVME7)

726 This wasn't corruption because we aren't going to call it corruption.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 02:32 PM (hwoGt)

727 Hath ace forsaken us?

He probably decided to comb his hair. Being an Ewok, it takes a while.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 11, 2022 02:32 PM (Bd6X8)

728 "No one would have ever imagined before that we would be using or one political party would be using the FBI to attack their political opponents."

No, man. It was those low level interns in Cincinnati. But there are too many of them and our hard drives crashed, so we will never know who authorized it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 02:29 PM (hwoGt)

New York State Attorney General RAN on a platform, of getting Trump and his family.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2022 02:32 PM (oHd/0)

729 This better be good.

Posted by: Little Boomer at August 11, 2022 02:32 PM (jK7ER)

730 722 Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 02:30 PM (/EuRN)

Can the odds of something happening actually be negative?
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 02:32 PM (KemLg)

Not only will it not happen, the opposite will happen?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 11, 2022 02:33 PM (b2nrj)

731 Merrick Garland: The video footage is doctored. Trump lies. This is all Trump's fault.

And he plead the 5th Amendment yesterday in New York, so. . . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2022 02:33 PM (lf83v)

732 You don't have to listen to Garland sneer at Americans in presser - you could write it yourself.

- we didn't want to do it, perp made us!
- we take our jobs seriously and respect the office (just not whenever Trump is in it)
- Can't go into nature of crimes being investigated because, you know "ongoing investigation" dodge, but they are serious and strike at the heart of our Democracy
- Did I fail to mention Democracy? Because Trump's killing it! Reeeeeeeee!
-

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2022 02:33 PM (+Cgut)

733 1. Mistakes were made.
2. DOJ will conduct an internal investigation.
3. Politics was not a factor.
4. Donald Trump brought this problem on himself.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Just some low level.guys in Cleveland.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 02:32 PM (FVME7)

You forgot, Ongoing investigation.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2022 02:33 PM (oHd/0)

734 It'd be nice to see some pharmaceutical companies go tits up from it but I'm not holding my breath.
==
Nary a one. Immune.

Posted by: the joke is on you AND your doctor at August 11, 2022 02:33 PM (QIxeW)

735 >>> 725 Garland's talking point:

1. Mistakes were made.
2. DOJ will conduct an internal investigation.
3. Politics was not a factor.
4. Donald Trump brought this problem on himself.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Just some low level.guys in Cleveland.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 02:32 PM (FVME7)

Cincinnati. IT'S CINCINNATI, DANGIT!!!

Posted by: Cleveland at August 11, 2022 02:33 PM (llON8)

736 Will Wray be thrown under the bus actually for 'no' Kavanagh investigation but "Trump" will do?

The left has recently refueled its distain for the Wray & agency on MSM because.

Posted by: Lola at August 11, 2022 02:34 PM (NIYa7)

737 By the book

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 02:34 PM (KemLg)

738 "Can the odds of something happening actually be negative?"

Probability in the complex plane would be so fricking cool.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at August 11, 2022 02:34 PM (qpX6U)

739 Merrick Garland: I could care less. The guy is a liar, a usurper, and a tyrant.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 11, 2022 02:34 PM (U3uv2)

740 It's teh E-6s who run shit under the table. Goat Locker is there for plausible deniability.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2022 02:31 PM (oHd/0)

On a 688 class submarine you could do a active sonar directional ping right near the Goat Locker and make those old goats jump.

We never got to use active, but on the rare occasion where I did, that's what I'd do. With zero attenuation.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2022 02:34 PM (Y5qcH)

741 Questions that should be asked (but won't be):

Mister Garland, are you wearing Mrs. Trump's underwear right now?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (llON8)

742 nood garland

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (guGkK)

743 I had 2 people thank me for my part in Vietnam.

Both were WW2 vets. The room got pretty dusty--just like now.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (KATBx)

744 Nood.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (U3uv2)

745 ABC is already prepping the battle space, pre-apologizing for Garland.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, stocking up at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (jTmQV)

746 > Merrick Garland: I could care less. The guy is a liar, a usurper, and a tyrant.

COULDN'T CARE LESS

COULDN'T!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (kDGvA)

747 This going to involve Durham again?

Posted by: Ziba at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (4h9M3)

748 Probability in the complex plane would be so fricking cool.
Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension


That's Quantum Field Theory (arguably).

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 02:36 PM (g1EEm)

749 > Merrick Garland: I could care less. The guy is a liar, a usurper, and a tyrant.

COULDN'T CARE LESS

COULDN'T!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 02:35 PM (kDGvA)

Also on the list of things I could care less about.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 11, 2022 02:36 PM (U3uv2)

750 Posted by: Seems Legit at August 11, 2022 02:02 PM (9M3Vu)
-------------------

Your definition of "sell out", or does anyone get to define it?

Like, is free government healthcare terrifying or awesome? When you push it on veterans is it considered a benefit? When it fails them over-and-over again, do you throw more money at it or berate the people who operate it every day as sell-outs? Should they volunteer their time, because veterans are to be venerated, or are they performing such an important service they should be paid more than normal doctors, nurses, etc.

The whole "veteran" issue seems to be full of all these contradictions. Maybe, it's because America shouldn't have a huge standing military force with centralized control that can turned against the citizenry when all the wrong people grasp the levers of power. Fascism can certainly work when everybody has good intentions and high levels of competence.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at August 11, 2022 02:38 PM (EDVRd)

751 Officer Pat Smoth

BACK THE BLUE!!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of BAD TRUMPY MANS! at August 11, 2022 02:38 PM (iaILv)

752 I don't like eating mangos, but still enjoy the flavor. Mango-flavored vodka makes for some tasty drinks.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at August 11, 2022 02:40 PM (EDVRd)

753 That's what I said. Word for word. Hey, you're great at giving us examples of logical fallacy.

I just wanted to give you a sample of the blanket statement you used to attack something without merit or logic back in your face. Its called "reductio ad absurdem".

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 02:40 PM (Ivdso)

754
By the book
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 02:34 PM



Of course, the book is Mao's Little Red Book...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2022 02:40 PM (n+4am)

755 527 @480 whig-Unfortunately it'll probably be the citizens of Kemmerer Wyoming that get irradiated because of Gates n Buffets cool new toy. I know the sodium cooled reactor technology was abandoned decades ago by people that I think were much smarter than the ones today. Maybe they've improved on it. We'll see.

Posted by: JROD
-----------------------------
Well, the proof of concept reactors worked and several nations have used them including Japan and the Russians. Personally, not a fan. I prefer pebble reactors or thorium myself.

The primary problem is sodium leaks causing fires and not really radioactivity as such.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2022 02:43 PM (CXr4y)

756 Hiya Moonbeam !

Posted by: JT at August 11, 2022 02:45 PM (T4tVD)

757 Don't be surprised if Garland says they've found the smoking gun. And it was not planted. Really. It wasn't. Seriously, you guys.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 11, 2022 02:50 PM (Qhnrt)

758 My eyes keep getting drawn to that lovely flower in the first row with the 'BETO' shirt.

Posted by: dwagyak at August 11, 2022 02:54 PM (qDKE4)

759 As long as we continue to hold them up as a special class of people. What could be more American?
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at August 11, 2022 02:27 PM (EDVRd)M

I don't care what you choose to do but I can walk and chew gum at the same time. People who serve deserve my thanks absent of any contrary information that would question that default position.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 02:57 PM (CqUXU)

760 Maybe Beto learned his 'Nam issue from Sen. Blumenthal?

Posted by: ameryx at August 11, 2022 03:04 PM (TRMC5)

761 "Position", not "issue".

Posted by: ameryx at August 11, 2022 03:14 PM (TRMC5)

762 An anal plectrum.... excellent new description of most politicians.

Posted by: Vince at August 11, 2022 03:57 PM (C8YUB)

763 Yeah no. The M16 was a project to design a lightweight weapon, accurate and deadly to 300yds, with detachable box magazine, that could be shot all day long without shoulder fatigue. Basically a combination of the best features of the M1 Garand and M1 Carbine. Turns out that specification is popular for a lot of purposes. Also turns out those features are popular for a lot of shooting applications.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 11, 2022 04:17 PM (c27kV)

764 Greetings! Very usefuⅼ adviⅽe in this particular
pоst! It's the little changes thаt make the largest
changes. Thanks for sharіng!

Posted by: leslie at August 11, 2022 06:04 PM (Yap/O)

765 Yeah no. The M16 was a project to design a lightweight weapon, accurate and deadly to 300yds, with detachable box magazine, that could be shot all day long without shoulder fatigue. Basically a combination of the best features of the M1 Garand and M1 Carbine. Turns out that specification is popular for a lot of purposes. Also turns out those features are popular for a lot of shooting applications.
Posted by: mikethemoose at August 11, 2022 04:17 PM (c27kV)


I seem to recall that Stoner pitched his AR-15 design to the Air Force as a more capable replacement for the M-1 Carbine (remember, we're talking very early 1960s). The Army got interested in the "black rifle" and things progressed from there.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 11, 2022 07:07 PM (pJWtt)

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