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Great, The Algorithm's Going to Push This FemCore Song Until It's a "Hit"

The song is called "W.I.T.C.H.," which, uh, stands for Woman In Total Control (of) Herself.

Oh, God.

Rumor on the street is that her apples are delicious

The jury said she's charming, but her exes say she's wicked

I swear to God, I saw her howling at the sky

She ain't out to get you, but she's better on your side

And she don't wanna be anybody else
She's a woman in total control of herself
It's such a wonder to be under her spell
What a woman, in total control of herself

Villainous kitty queen, she's got tricks up her sleeve
And I got a few up mine
She said, "Am I bad to the bone 'cause I get what I want?"
Mama said it ain't no crime (ah!)

She don't wanna be anybody else
She's a woman in total control of herself
It's such a wonder to be under her spell
What a woman, in total control of herself

...

Come out and play, it's fun in the dark
Tell me, "Why you're so scared of a woman in charge?"
Baby, don't run, you're breaking my heart
Tell me, "Why you're so scared of a woman in charge?"

Here are a couple of comments:

Catsu
3 days ago (edited)
This is a great song. I also love how culturally diverse the people are in this mv - a blonde, a brunette, a redhead (tho obvs just dyed hair), african descent and asian descent. It reminds me of W.I.T.C.H. comic series composed of a culturally diverse group of friends as well, with elemental superpowers.


regina wade
3 days ago
So we're all basically a coven now, right? This song is so amazing, you've created something so cool and that not a lot of people are doing can’t wait to hear what else you come up with! Sometimes I just dance around burning sage and screaming this song! These last few years have been such a influx of a lot of people connecting to their spiritual sides and finding their path. So excited to see all of us come into our power.

Berta Clapes Fontanet
3 days ago
The image of all of them dancing round the fire literally gave me goosebumps


Literally goosebumps you guys.


Kerry McKee
1 day ago (edited)
This is amazing! I'm a Male Witch but this song really does bring out what being a Witch is about, you're in control of yourself and your life. Being free but united with one another. Even now, a strong woman that has built herself up and become something more than ordinary is still considered a threat, whether she's a Witch or a W.I.T.C.H. I feel you embodied that message in this. Even today, some would fear a group of women dancing around a fire and howling at the sky, not because they're scary but because the power they emit just being their true selves.

Cover your drinks with a coaster, ladies. Male Feminist at large.


Karly Gelinas
3 days ago
I'm a mom and I'm thankful to have a cool song to show my daughter!! Thank you!

I'm sure she's going to love "rapping" with her mom about a woman empowering herself by taking charge in the bedroom.

Fuck me in the skull with a bullet.

Posted by: Ace at 04:20 PM




Comments

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1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 12, 2022 04:21 PM (V6f9+)

2 BOLDLY, even

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 12, 2022 04:21 PM (V6f9+)

3 Anyway, Anne Heche was two years older than me and looked 20 years older

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 12, 2022 04:21 PM (V6f9+)

4
Woman In Total Control (of) Herself

___________

Here's the shovel. Kill that snake.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2022 04:21 PM (1Nxff)

5 And I knew this song when it was called BITCH

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 12, 2022 04:22 PM (V6f9+)

6 luckily, I can't watch this at work, but just based on the picture, yeah, it sucks worse than potato stelter at 3am in a bus station glory hole

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at August 12, 2022 04:23 PM (p03vF)

7 >>> Cover your drinks with a coaster, ladies. Male Feminist at large.


Heh

Posted by: fluffy at August 12, 2022 04:23 PM (UnQlg)

8 And I knew this song when it was called BITCH
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Meredith Brooks

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2022 04:23 PM (MGB5H)

9 Come out and play, it's fun in the dark
Tell me, "Why you're so scared of a woman in charge?"
Baby, don't run, you're breaking my heart
Tell me, "Why you're so scared of a woman in charge?"

++++
Uh, if you think that I fear and/or loath your Super Brilliant FemPower, then why do you want to "play" with me?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2022 04:23 PM (WWh8n)

10 More accurate starting with B.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 12, 2022 04:23 PM (KATBx)

11 Shivers....

Posted by: NLurker at August 12, 2022 04:23 PM (eGTCV)

12 And I thought I wrote crap.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 12, 2022 04:23 PM (Bd6X8)

13 My prayers to God are turning into calling in artillery on my own position.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 12, 2022 04:23 PM (xttsV)

14 Woman In Total Control (of) Herself.

-
Yeah, right, like that's a thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 12, 2022 04:23 PM (FVME7)

15 Burn the witch!!!!


Posted by: Archer at August 12, 2022 04:23 PM (gmo/4)

16 Why are the women in the video dressed like little girls?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2022 04:24 PM (ESjRY)

17 >>> 4
Woman In Total Control (of) Herself

___________

Here's the shovel. Kill that snake.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2022 04:21 PM (1Nxff)

I think you're giving them too much credit.

Here's the paper towel. Kill that spider.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 12, 2022 04:24 PM (llON8)

18
"... woman on charge?" Fookin' D-cells!

* smacks vibrator against door jamb *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 12, 2022 04:24 PM (ZvxPV)

19 Is that the theme song for 'Prey'?

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2022 04:24 PM (v0R5T)

20 LOL that looks as bad as any modern song. Good luck with that, pop machine. Even the people who buy your songs think they suck.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 04:24 PM (Ivdso)

21 8 And I knew this song when it was called BITCH
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Meredith Brooks
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2022 04:23 PM (MGB5H)

MUCH better song. Plus she was actually cute

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 12, 2022 04:24 PM (V6f9+)

22
So Heche went to that Great Sound Stage beyond?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2022 04:24 PM (1Nxff)

23 W.I.T.C.H. was a good show and how dare they sully its name this way.

Posted by: Vanishingly Rare Foreign Youkai at August 12, 2022 04:24 PM (a8yJg)

24

That song turned me gay!
...
Well, gayer...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at August 12, 2022 04:24 PM (+CGHI)

25 And I knew this song when it was called BITCH
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Meredith Brooks
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2022 04:23 PM (MGB5H)


My go-to karaoke song.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 12, 2022 04:24 PM (DgWEj)

26 also trending is the release of the esptein magistrate on trump...basically "every presidential record".

very narrow, Merrick...bravo.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 12, 2022 04:24 PM (OuH7W)

27 This song is incredibly important to peoples' lives because it lets them see themselves in it!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (guGkK)

28 Since when are strong, successful women considered a threat?

Posted by: NLurker at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (eGTCV)

29 I also love how culturally diverse the people are in this mv - a blonde, a brunette, a redhead

I literally laughed out loud.

Posted by: spindrift at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (h5TKJ)

30 "Some would fear a group of women dancing around a fire and howling at the sky, not because they're scary"

nope, remember to never stick your dick in crazy.

and women dancing around a fire at night howling at the moon defines crazy...

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (p03vF)

31 Ettes here excused, but wymmins are all nuts.

Posted by: Archer at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (gmo/4)

32 Kerry McKee
1 day ago (edited)
This is amazing! I'm a Male Witch but this song really does bring out what being a Witch is about, you're in control of yourself and your life. Being free but united with one another. Even now, a strong woman that has built herself up and become something more than ordinary is still considered a threat, whether she's a Witch or a W.I.T.C.H. I feel you embodied that message in this. Even today, some would fear a group of women dancing around a fire and howling at the sky, not because they're scary but because the power they emit just being their true selves.

++++
Change a spark plug or cut a piece of lumber or eat a steak or drink a shot of whisky or something, witch-boy. You seem to have forgotten that you're a man.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (WWh8n)

33 Objectively, it's not a bad song by today's standards.

It's just about as generic as you can get for bubblegum pop.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (oX2px)

34 Yeah, sure a bunch of Harpies will be a hit

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (k8B25)

35 And for the record: I dated two witches.
Would not recommend.
(I'm kinda stupid when it comes to muff)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (V6f9+)

36 >>> 13 My prayers to God are turning into calling in artillery on my own position.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 12, 2022 04:23 PM (xttsV)

Asteroid

Send Us Thine Asteroid, O Lord

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (llON8)

37
Where's their convoy of support 'Burus?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (ZvxPV)

38 The energy in this video is so intense, I immediately began to lactate!

Posted by: Kevin "Butch" Williamson at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (LS6i5)

39 And I knew this song when it was called BITCH

Meredith Brooks was baffled by how guys liked that song.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (Ivdso)

40 Why would a MAN need to call himself a MALE witch? Isn't that self evident?

Posted by: NLurker at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (eGTCV)

41 More social media comments that read like the comments made by recent attendees of The Amazing Alexander (SNL).

"I loved it. It was much better than Cats. I'm going to see it again and again."

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 12, 2022 04:26 PM (TNyrE)

42 So Heche went to that Great Sound Stage beyond?
Posted by: Hadrian

Was on a ventilator until a very small lesbian midget could be brought in to give her being one final flicking...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at August 12, 2022 04:26 PM (+CGHI)

43 Kerry McKee 1 day ago (edited) This is amazing! I'm a Male Witch but this song really does bring out what being a Witch is about, you're in control of yourself and your life.

This statement encapsulates the idiocy of our time. I'm reminded of The Master and Magerita. Voland (the devil) plainly states to the self absorbed atheist Berlioz that he is not in control of anything let alone his own life. Annyushka has already bought the sunflower seed oil.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 12, 2022 04:26 PM (Mbn3u)

44 I feel you embodied that message in this. Even today, some would fear a group of women dancing around a fire and howling at the sky, not because they're scary but because the power they emit just being their true selves.

*clears throat*

"they still are not going to sex you up."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 04:26 PM (Ivdso)

45 I tried watching it with the sound off just to look at the tits.

But the bubble-headed bozosity of the video made even that impossible.

[blows chow]

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 12, 2022 04:26 PM (ZSK0i)

46 Even today, some would fear a group of women dancing around a fire and howling at the sky, not because they're scary but because the power they emit just being their true selves.


You read my mind you bad boy!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 04:26 PM (guGkK)

47 The music is not as awful as I imagined, but there's nothing to recommend it. A boring synth beat and a chick more or less speaking through autotune.

Hooray. So differentiated. Amazing art. Etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2022 04:26 PM (WWh8n)

48 All I hear is Autotune. Witch can't even sing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2022 04:26 PM (UuD2k)

49 Meredith Brooks was baffled by how guys liked that song.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Cause it's a fuckin jam.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2022 04:27 PM (MGB5H)

50 It does look like adult dress up

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2022 04:27 PM (k8B25)

51
Ohferpetessakes.

It's another one of these desultory hipster things. Boring. SAD!

Also:

1.) Woman In Total Control (of) Herself

No, no, no, you dumb slit. You don't get to selectively drop prepositions to make your gay little acronym. You're either a wtch or a witcoh. Can't have it both ways.

2.) Methinks the self-absorbed scrunt doth protest too much. Total control? I doubt it. In fact, I have this broad on my "Future Mini-Cooper Stress Testers" list, as soon as her looks fade a bit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2022 04:27 PM (IXpV7)

52 These 30 something women and the "male witch" think they're so transgressive and new. They evidently are unaware that there was a radical feminist group in the 60's called "W.I,T.C.H" which stood for "Women's International Terrorist Conspiracy from Hell."

Yawn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2022 04:27 PM (wvo9L)

53
Was on a ventilator until a very small lesbian midget could be brought in to give her being one final flicking...
Posted by: Shemp Smith at August 12, 2022 04:26 PM (+CGHI)

_________

Discount Body Parts. Used Once. Slight Smoke Damage.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2022 04:27 PM (1Nxff)

54 On Pride Month!?!

Posted by: Minuteman at August 12, 2022 04:27 PM (LaNzR)

55 The energy in this video is so intense, I immediately began to lactate!

You too? I mean, I was trying to parallel park, and I ended up driving into a lake.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2022 04:27 PM (/NCI4)

56 1.) Woman In Total Control (of) Herself

oxymoron

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 12, 2022 04:28 PM (OuH7W)

57 40 Why would a MAN need to call himself a MALE witch? Isn't that self evident?
Posted by: NLurker at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (eGTCV)

Male witch as opposed to Warlock, which has other connotations in Wicca because it's a stupid, evil religion.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 12, 2022 04:28 PM (V6f9+)

58 I also love how culturally diverse the people are in this mv - a blonde, a brunette, a redhead

I literally laughed out loud.
Posted by: spindrift at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (h5TKJ)


Redhead culture has been treated like a second-class culture for like, FOREVER!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 04:28 PM (guGkK)

59 That computer enhancer sure can sing for that pyrsyn.

Posted by: huerfano at August 12, 2022 04:28 PM (dTFZY)

60 culture

Posted by: havel at August 12, 2022 04:28 PM (PRDNR)

61 Meredith Brooks was baffled by how guys liked that song.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (Ivdso)
++++
Meredith Brooks needed only to look in the mirror. She was decent looking, had an act and the song was catchy. Short of singing about actual child murder, that's usually enough.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2022 04:28 PM (WWh8n)

62
Change a spark plug or cut a piece of lumber or eat a steak or drink a shot of whisky or something, witch-boy. You seem to have forgotten that you're a man.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


You brute! Xe just started lactating!

* runs to another room, sobbing *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 12, 2022 04:28 PM (ZvxPV)

63 So I suppose it would be counter productive to tell these women to calm down.

Posted by: NLurker at August 12, 2022 04:29 PM (eGTCV)

64 What a woman, in total control of herself
.........

makin' sammiches, just for herself
doin' laundry, put it on the shelf
doing dishes, because she thinks its fun
eek a mouse! better call hon.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2022 04:29 PM (v0R5T)

65 Wait, so they're making the point that women generally aren't in control of themselves?

Yikes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 12, 2022 04:29 PM (/zWKu)

66 The energy in this video is so intense, I immediately began to lactate!

You too? I mean, I was trying to parallel park, and I ended up driving into a lake.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2022 04:27 PM (/NCI4)



I just called my 12 year-old nephew to come over and fix the computer!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 04:29 PM (guGkK)

67 >>> 63 So I suppose it would be counter productive to tell these women to calm down.
Posted by: NLurker at August 12, 2022 04:29 PM (eGTCV)

It would be funny.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 12, 2022 04:29 PM (llON8)

68 So the message is...

Repent for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 12, 2022 04:29 PM (QYPq3)

69 Does it have a good beat? Can you dance to it?

Posted by: Dick Clark at August 12, 2022 04:29 PM (l8gTz)

70 Bad grammar, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

71 Needed more head bobs. And shouldn't it W.I.T.C.O.H.?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 12, 2022 04:29 PM (FHmlN)

72 Aren't we kind of on the verge of something big?

Posted by: I Mean at August 12, 2022 04:29 PM (9FBGz)

73 Look, a spider.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 12, 2022 04:30 PM (/zWKu)

74 "Bitch" was catchy and well-done but it always bothered me because it pushed the feminist line:

"you have to take me as I am and if I am screwed up, then you put up with it but you better change and do exactly what I say"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 04:30 PM (Ivdso)

75 2.) Methinks the self-absorbed scrunt doth protest too much. Total control? I doubt it. In fact, I have this broad on my "Future Mini-Cooper Stress Testers" list, as soon as her looks fade a bit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2022 04:27 PM (IXpV7)
++++
Umm, care to clue me in about what "Future Mini-Cooper Stress Testers" means?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2022 04:30 PM (WWh8n)

76 Such a great song, even I get a stiffie.

Posted by: David French at August 12, 2022 04:30 PM (S1S3K)

77 Shouldn't it BE W.I.T.C.O.H.?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 12, 2022 04:30 PM (FHmlN)

78 The song is called "W.I.T.C.H.," which, uh, stands for Woman In Total Control (of) Herself.

And the idiot mayor of Salem adopts this as the official city anthem in 3...2...1...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2022 04:30 PM (RkC6l)

79 Have you tried to find a redheaded food place in even a medium-sized city? There aren't any!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 04:30 PM (guGkK)

80 I feel you embodied that message in this. Even today, some would fear a group of women dancing around a fire and howling at the sky, not because they're scary but because the power they emit just being their true selves.

*clears throat*

"they still are not going to sex you up."


*Contemplates this comment. Gives up, and gets out a bottle of wine and a box of ice cream*

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2022 04:30 PM (/NCI4)

81 Toobin's out at CNN. Well not out like before but y'know. Later 'bator

Posted by: jhawk90 at August 12, 2022 04:30 PM (9Np+H)

82 Karly Gelinas
3 days ago
I'm a mom and I'm thankful to have a cool song to show my daughter!! Thank you!

=========

The patriarchy has been so oppressive that this is the first time women have been allowed to be cool in the history of the planet.

Thanks, nasty women.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 04:30 PM (LvTSG)

83 Yeah, ok. Cast a spell to parallel park that car.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 12, 2022 04:30 PM (u73oe)

84 She's a woman in total control of herself
........

until you tell her to calm down.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2022 04:30 PM (v0R5T)

85
WTH??

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2022 04:30 PM (PisyI)

86
Umm, care to clue me in about what "Future Mini-Cooper Stress Testers" means?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2022 04:30 PM (WWh8n)

Anne Heche just died after getting doped to the gills and blasting one through the wall of a house at 90mph.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2022 04:30 PM (IXpV7)

87 77 Shouldn't it BE W.I.T.C.O.H.?
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 12, 2022 04:30 PM (FHmlN)

No B*Witched is a different girl group. A hot one.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 12, 2022 04:30 PM (V6f9+)

88 In fact, I have this broad on my "Future Mini-Cooper Stress Testers" list, as soon as her looks fade a bit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2022 04:27 PM


Ace level cruelty.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2022 04:31 PM (RkC6l)

89 I prefer the old standards:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG56XMsTQkA

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 12, 2022 04:31 PM (I2/tG)

90 Sometimes I just dance around burning sage and screaming this song!

This must greatly alarm all her cats.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 12, 2022 04:31 PM (ppBhU)

91 Baby W.I.T.C.H. doo da doo doo doo
Baby W.I.T.C.H. doo da doo doo doo

Mommy W.I.T.C.H....

Catchy!!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 12, 2022 04:31 PM (kXYt5)

92 No y'all didn't!!!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 12, 2022 04:31 PM (FHmlN)

93 Do any of these bitches know how to fix an EV?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 12, 2022 04:31 PM (WHt4f)

94 These are probably the same women who show up at pro abortion protests with signs that read baby parts are delicious.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 12, 2022 04:31 PM (nxdel)

95 Woman In Total Control (of) Herself.
-
Yeah, right, like that's a thing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 12, 2022 04:23 PM (FVME7)

sounds like she just needs to calm down...

*ducks

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at August 12, 2022 04:31 PM (p03vF)

96 Anne Heche just died after getting doped to the gills and blasting one through the wall of a house at 90mph.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2022 04:30 PM (IXpV7)
+++++
AHAHAHA. Okay. I didn't know what kind of car she was in.

Damn, son. Cruel. Cruel.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2022 04:31 PM (WWh8n)

97 Umm, care to clue me in about what "Future Mini-Cooper Stress Testers" means?

Graduates of the Anne Heche School of Driving.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 12, 2022 04:31 PM (Bd6X8)

98 >>>Sometimes I just dance around burning sage and screaming this song!

Okay.

Posted by: m at August 12, 2022 04:31 PM (8rTNG)

99 Typical of new songs these days. Bland, monotone, uninspiring wall paper at best. The new music industry is absolutely dead.

Posted by: Wicklow at August 12, 2022 04:31 PM (uH65w)

100 or call her sugar tits

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2022 04:32 PM (v0R5T)

101 Such a powerful song, it took the yellow stains off my teeth. And that takes a LOT of power, baby!

Posted by: Andy MCCarthy at August 12, 2022 04:32 PM (S1S3K)

102 I was to a CBS records employee vacation week held at the Boca Raton Resort late 90's. They show cased new bands for the upcoming year ( Living Color, The Roachfords, Cindi Lauper and Alice Cooper) new albums. Truly music is just another product sold by 'heavy rotation' on the radio..

Posted by: Bow Biteme/Commentor What Got a Shirt at August 12, 2022 04:32 PM (kkKmS)

103
I also love how culturally diverse the people are in this mv - a blonde, a brunette, a redhead ...


Different hair colors connote different cultures, now?

How fooking stupid can you get?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 12, 2022 04:32 PM (ZvxPV)

104 Heche didn't go out like no punk, good for her.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 12, 2022 04:32 PM (FHmlN)

105 Gents, one thing I used to worry about - my boy. He's 18. A couple light episodes with girls, he's certainly not gay. But nothing serious.

I haven't worried for at least a year. I wouldn't fuck around - literally - with the mental cases of his generation either.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at August 12, 2022 04:32 PM (9SiaC)

106 >>> 90 Sometimes I just dance around burning sage and screaming this song!

This must greatly alarm all her cats.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 12, 2022 04:31 PM (ppBhU)

Dumb bitch set one of our tails on fire the other day.

Posted by: cats living in the wrong house at August 12, 2022 04:32 PM (llON8)

107 I will so much not click on that.

Posted by: m at August 12, 2022 04:32 PM (8rTNG)

108 Toobin's out at CNN. Well not out like before but y'know. Later 'bator

Resigned to spend more time with his penis.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 12, 2022 04:32 PM (Bd6X8)

109 In fact, I have this broad on my "Future Mini-Cooper Stress Testers" list, as soon as her looks fade a bit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2022 04:27 PM

Ace level cruelty.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2022 04:31 PM (RkC6l)


Indeed. Now, time for an Anne Heche marathon of one of her better series, "Aftermath".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 12, 2022 04:33 PM (ZSK0i)

110 I love it when I watch movies from the 20s and I see women in tuxedos. I faint at the genre breaking taboos. So brave. So stunning.

Oh, I did mean the 1920s, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

111 Ann Heche was in total control of herself.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 12, 2022 04:33 PM (/zWKu)

112
If Heche used an EV, she would have run out of charge before this horrible accident.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2022 04:33 PM (1Nxff)

113 Dumb broads, show us your tits!!!!

Posted by: JROD at August 12, 2022 04:33 PM (0jZnq)

114 ...and...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N0A2b7nbdM

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 12, 2022 04:33 PM (I2/tG)

115 Devon Cole sounds like a black dudes name.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2022 04:33 PM (UuD2k)

116 How fooking stupid can you get?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 12, 2022 04:32 PM (ZvxPV)
++++
Dude, these are progs clapping for the current thing like trained seals.

There is no limit. Peak Stupid is impossible to realize, because it will be perfectly simultaneous with the extinction of the species.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2022 04:33 PM (WWh8n)

117 Does she weigh the same as a duck?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 12, 2022 04:33 PM (x/Zt2)

118 Dark Brandon is their lord.

Posted by: NLurker at August 12, 2022 04:33 PM (eGTCV)

119 1-877- Cars for W.I.T.C.H.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2022 04:33 PM (v0R5T)

120 Oh FFS,
killmenow

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2022 04:34 PM (/wCkN)

121 More powerful then Trump motorboating my giant fun sacks! Sing it, my hoes!

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at August 12, 2022 04:34 PM (S1S3K)

122 I believe the headline is : Toobin Finished At CNN.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 12, 2022 04:34 PM (FHmlN)

123 90 Sometimes I just dance around burning sage and screaming this song!

This must greatly alarm all her cats.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 12, 2022 04:31 PM (ppBhU)

LOL

Posted by: m at August 12, 2022 04:34 PM (8rTNG)

124 What the actual fvck was that?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 12, 2022 04:34 PM (bVYXr)

125 The "actress who drove into a house and caught on fire"'s car was a mini cooper.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 12, 2022 04:34 PM (xttsV)

126 Need more wing of bat...

...and just a dash of eye of newt.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 12, 2022 04:34 PM (kXYt5)

127 Could have used some more lyrics. Rather dull, seems half-baked like Anne Heche's organs.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at August 12, 2022 04:34 PM (ts6Zs)

128 Maybe EPCOT will install the Anne Heche Minn Cooper Experience.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at August 12, 2022 04:34 PM (9SiaC)

129 Oh FFS,
killmenow


You're not getting out that easy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 12, 2022 04:34 PM (Bd6X8)

130 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 12, 2022 04:34 PM (T4tVD)

131 Here's a headline I can get behind:

"Man gets drunk on night out in Bolivia, then wakes up to find himself buried in coffin"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 12, 2022 04:34 PM (ZSK0i)

132 I believe the headline is : Toobin Finished At CNN.

"No happy ending for Toobin at CNN" would have been better.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2022 04:34 PM (/NCI4)

133 End times?

Anyone? Anyone? Beuhler? Beuhler?

Posted by: The weirdness INTENSIFIES at August 12, 2022 04:35 PM (uBUh7)

134 Typical of new songs these days. Bland, monotone, uninspiring wall paper at best. The new music industry is absolutely dead.

Dianne Warren, who's written hundreds of hit songs, recently questioned why Beyonce has 24 credited songwriters on one song. The answer? "Raaaaaaaacist", and she promptly apologized for not understanding that it's a black thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2022 04:35 PM (ZGrMX)

135 >>> 94 These are probably the same women who show up at pro abortion protests with signs that read baby parts are delicious.
Posted by: jewells45 at August 12, 2022 04:31 PM (nxdel)

something something millstone, something something lake of fire

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 12, 2022 04:35 PM (llON8)

136 1-877- Cars for W.I.T.C.H.
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2022 04:33 PM


Nicely played.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 12, 2022 04:35 PM (xttsV)

137 I believe the headline is : Toobin Finished At CNN.
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 12, 2022 04:34 PM (FHmlN)



He's quoted as saying he'll look for another punditry gig after a short refractory period.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 04:35 PM (guGkK)

138 120 Oh FFS,
killmenow
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2022 04:34 PM (/wCkN)

Did you click on it?

Posted by: m at August 12, 2022 04:35 PM (8rTNG)

139 I love it when I watch movies from the 20s and I see women in tuxedos. I faint at the genre breaking taboos. So brave. So stunning.

Oh, I did mean the 1920s, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

And sometimes you see nipples, too.
Oh Weimar Germany...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 12, 2022 04:35 PM (V6f9+)

140 Anne Heche finally quit smoking for good.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2022 04:35 PM (UuD2k)

141 Dark Brandon is their lord.

Posted by: NLurker at August 12, 2022 04:33 PM (eGTCV)
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You offer him sacrifice and he wanders off when an ice cream truck comes by.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2022 04:35 PM (llXky)

142 Catchy!!
Posted by: Muldoon at August 12, 2022 04:31 PM (kXYt5)
==============

good Baby Shark reference

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2022 04:35 PM (H+9UG)

143 Fuck me in the skull with a bullet.

New flaming skull motif?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 12, 2022 04:35 PM (6ObvH)

144 28 Since when are strong, successful women considered a threat?
Posted by: NLurker at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (eGTCV)

Been hearing this since many of you weren't even born, so last 50 years or so...

Posted by: sal at August 12, 2022 04:36 PM (y40tE)

145 Toobin only stays employed for short spurts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 04:36 PM (guGkK)

146 Perhaps if ZZ Top or David Lee Roth did a cover of this, it might have been slightly more entertaining.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 12, 2022 04:36 PM (TNyrE)

147 Ima *itch, ima lover, ima child ima mother, ima sinner and a saint….

Nothing new under the sun. Only we did it better. 😂

Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2022 04:36 PM (AJm5X)

148 B.U.T.C.H.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 04:36 PM (yikp0)

149 Typical of new songs these days. Bland, monotone, uninspiring wall paper at best.

It does at least have more than 12 words of lyrics, its actually a song. A bad song, with childish lyrics, but a song.

Kate Bush wrote this when she was 13 years old, and recorded it at age 16

https://youtu.be/NAj8suae3WY

compare and contrast

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 04:36 PM (Ivdso)

150 Finally, a song I can listen too when the bulls come over to plow the field, if you know what I mean.

😉

Posted by: David French's Wife at August 12, 2022 04:36 PM (S1S3K)

151 >>> 148 B.U.T.C.H.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 04:36 PM (yikp0)

Will it get canceled like the bar in Portland?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 12, 2022 04:36 PM (llON8)

152 139 And sometimes you see nipples, too.
Oh Weimar Germany...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 12, 2022 04:35 PM (V6f9+)

==========

Lang screamed at an actress because she wouldn't show her bush in Dr. Mabuse.

He apparently screamed a lot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 04:37 PM (LvTSG)

153
It is as insipid and appealing as lukewarm and dirty used dishwater.

Are their muffins buttered?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 12, 2022 04:37 PM (ZvxPV)

154 I think they meant the letter "B" in that title not W

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2022 04:37 PM (bs+z0)

155 W. I. N. C. > W. I. T. C. H.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2022 04:37 PM (aaGzp)

156
Dianne Warren, who's written hundreds of hit songs, recently questioned why Beyonce has 24 credited songwriters on one song.

________

24? Like, each did six seconds of it?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2022 04:37 PM (1Nxff)

157 These are probably the same women who show up at pro abortion protests with signs that read baby parts are delicious.

I promise you, in 15 more years, they'll all be sharing several bottles of wine - wondering why none of them can snag a "real man". You know, one with a six figure income, six inches of pecker, and six pack abs. Or at least a schlub that will help support the kids, unlike Mr. Ex Man Bun.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at August 12, 2022 04:37 PM (9SiaC)

158 I'm just glad now we can have women in positions of authority and leadership in places like schools. This song celebrates that recent breakthrough.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 12, 2022 04:37 PM (/zWKu)

159 FWIW, I'd hit the Chinese broad second in from the left.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 04:37 PM (guGkK)

160 I'd vote for them, but they don't have penises.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 04:37 PM (LvTSG)

161 If Heche used an EV, she would have run out of charge before this horrible accident.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2022 04:33 PM (1Nxff)
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Car would still be burning from the accident two weeks later.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2022 04:37 PM (llXky)

162 137 I believe the headline is : Toobin Finished At CNN.
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 12, 2022 04:34 PM (FHmlN)


It's about time they got that jerk off the air.

Posted by: NLurker at August 12, 2022 04:37 PM (eGTCV)

163 Lang screamed at an actress because she wouldn't show her bush in Dr. Mabuse.

He apparently screamed a lot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 04:37 PM (LvTSG)

Genius is so misunderstood.
So is a man's desire to see bush.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 12, 2022 04:37 PM (V6f9+)

164 Dancing around singing on a dirt road like that.
They're just lucky they didn't get run over by an F350 flatbed pulling a horse trailer.
Cuz that would be terrible.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2022 04:37 PM (v0R5T)

165 Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson performed together this week for the first time since the final Rush concert in 2015. It was at South Park's 25th Anniversary. It was with Primus and Matt Stone on drums. Geddy Lee and Les Claypool on the same stage for all the bass nerds.
https://youtu.be/lel5JGJfwqQ

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 12, 2022 04:37 PM (xPl2J)

166 Did you click on it?
--------------
You must click it!
Click it good!
You must click it!

Posted by: Devo at August 12, 2022 04:38 PM (yikp0)

167 Is the DC grand jury stuff real?

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2022 04:38 PM (pm2hp)

168 Spice Girls meet Milli Vanilli.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 12, 2022 04:38 PM (5pTK/)

169 @104

>>Heche didn't go out like no punk, good for her.

She settled for the James Dean option, went out in a blaze of glory.

RIP.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 12, 2022 04:38 PM (oX2px)

170 24? Like, each did six seconds of it?

Apparently it's made entirely of samples of other songs, so all of the others songs' writers get credit.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2022 04:38 PM (ZGrMX)

171 Devon Cole has a cringeworthy video of her singing "Aint Nobody's Baby"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2022 04:38 PM (wvo9L)

172 It's certainly no O.E.O.H.F.P.P.E.




One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eaters

Posted by: Muldoon at August 12, 2022 04:38 PM (kXYt5)

173 And I’ll need a note from your cardiologist.

Posted by: Holy Crap at August 12, 2022 04:38 PM (glGDV)

174 Kate Bush wrote this when she was 13 years old, and recorded it at age 16

https://youtu.be/NAj8suae3WY

compare and contrast
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 04:36 PM (Ivdso)

Focus the dang camera.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2022 04:38 PM (UuD2k)

175 Why am I so afraid of a woman in charge?

Because a lot of them think shit like this is empowering.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 12, 2022 04:38 PM (KbCG3)

176 167 Is the DC grand jury stuff real?
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2022 04:38 PM (pm2hp)

I'm afraid it might be... Espionage ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2022 04:38 PM (bs+z0)

177 Is the DC grand jury stuff real?

We live under leftist tyranny now, so it probably is.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 12, 2022 04:38 PM (Bd6X8)

178 I wouldn't hit it with Ace's messenger bag. Or his shelves.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2022 04:38 PM (vBMpQ)

179 she promptly apologized for not understanding that it's a black thing.

Its not a black thing, its a song by committee modern music company songwriting thing. They give a huge bunch of writers a short deadline to write a hit song, and do it by everyone writing stuff that they try to make a killer chorus with, then combine all the best choruses and lay it down to a beat that 13 year old girls want to dance to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 04:39 PM (Ivdso)

180 I promise you, in 15 more years, they'll all be sharing several bottles of wine - wondering why none of them can snag a "real man". You know, one with a six figure income, six inches of pecker, and six pack abs. Or at least a schlub that will help support the kids, unlike Mr. Ex Man Bun.
Posted by: Once More With Feeling at August 12, 2022 04:37 PM (9SiaC)
++++
I saw a vehicle a few months ago that caters to precisely this crowd. It is the ultimate Karen business. I imagine the money is good, but I also imagine that you have to associate with *nobody* but Karen, day in and day out forever.

The business was a "mobile wine tasting" service. They go to your house and set up wine tastings for you and your friends in the comfort of your own home. Like a Tupperware party for embittered dames.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2022 04:39 PM (WWh8n)

181 Satan's B.I.T.C.H.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2022 04:39 PM (krQz2)

182 >>> 161 If Heche used an EV, she would have run out of charge before this horrible accident.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2022 04:33 PM (1Nxff)
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Car would still be burning from the accident two weeks later.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2022 04:37 PM (llXky)

We should make sure that every celebrity living in LA has an EV by the end of the year.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 12, 2022 04:39 PM (llON8)

183 I am woman

Hear me snore

Posted by: Liz at August 12, 2022 04:39 PM (us2H3)

184 Speaking of W.I.T.C.H.es . . .

Kamala Harris: "Equity as a concept says recognize that everyone has the same capacity, but in order for them to have equal opportunity to reach that capacity, well, we must pay attention to this issue of equity."

-
Same capacity? Yeah, me and Michael Jordon, two peas in a pod.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 12, 2022 04:39 PM (FVME7)

185 They look like they just got finished doing the structural calculations for a new footbridge in Florida.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 04:40 PM (guGkK)

186 Are they rollers?

They have the shapeless dress to the ankle thing down in spades as well as the longish hair that should be up in a bun but whateves.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 12, 2022 04:40 PM (qZdIZ)

187 Why am I so afraid of a woman in charge?

Because a lot of them think shit like this is empowering.


Sorry ladies, but it's mostly true - the only thing worse for a man, than working for a man, is working for a woman.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at August 12, 2022 04:40 PM (9SiaC)

188 One person wrote War and Peace.

25 people wrote The Flintstones movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 04:40 PM (LvTSG)

189 "Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson performed together this week for the first time since the final Rush concert in 2015. It was at South Park's 25th Anniversary. It was with Primus and Matt Stone on drums. Geddy Lee and Les Claypool on the same stage for all the bass nerds.
https://youtu.be/lel5JGJfwqQ"

It will never be the same without the professor on the drum kit.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2022 04:40 PM (vBMpQ)

190 Well, the song sucks, but the worse crime is that of the several women singing, not one is a knockout. The lead singer is sort of cute, but every other one is eh...at best.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2022 04:40 PM (XIJ/X)

191 They're just lucky they didn't get run over by an F350 flatbed pulling a horse trailer.
Cuz that would be terrible.
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2022 04:37 PM (v0R5T)

Poor driver would have to look in his trailer and do a headcount quick, just to be sure.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2022 04:40 PM (6FeV1)

192 One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eaters

I miss those novelty goof songs. And the instrumentals.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 04:40 PM (Ivdso)

193 When a mommy witch loves a daddy demon very much that have what we call a satanic ritual.

Is that how I was born?

Yes honey!

Posted by: Some WITCH fan explaing the birds and the Beelzebubs to her offspring at August 12, 2022 04:41 PM (ESjRY)

194 Heche didn't go out like no punk, good for her.

**

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A PUNK IS THE LITTLE INCENSE-LIKE STICK KIDS USE TO LIGHT FIREWORKS

Posted by: BEN RATHLESBEGERS at August 12, 2022 04:41 PM (/zWKu)

195 I'm afraid it might be... Espionage ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2022 04:38 PM (bs+z0)
---------

More like Sabotage!

https://tinyurl.com/2p8wewkv

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 12, 2022 04:41 PM (5pTK/)

196 Video Styling by 'Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride'

Interesting dancing shoes. They look like cow's hooves.

----------------
About a decade or so ago, there were actual classes where women of all ages were taught to use mirrors to look at their vaginas as part of 'taking charge' too. This is less worse by far.

Posted by: Lola at August 12, 2022 04:41 PM (NIYa7)

197 Gosh! They all look like they're having so much FUN!

/snark

Posted by: m at August 12, 2022 04:41 PM (8rTNG)

198 190 Well, the song sucks, but the worse crime is that of the several women singing, not one is a knockout. The lead singer is sort of cute, but every other one is eh...at best.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2022 04:40 PM (XIJ/X)

As Gutfeld Oft uses on his show "A sexist would say. "

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2022 04:41 PM (bs+z0)

199

Tell me, "Why you're so scared of a woman in charge?"

I worked with a woman owned company with female family members in managing positions.
They were all about APPS. LOL All well and good except it was a construction company and manual laboy was at the bottom of their food chain.. I quit after a short time being ordered around remotely by youngsters with a witch attutude.. ha never gonna replace manual labor . They know this and are just eliminating the need for it..
No manufacturing, No construction ect ect..

Posted by: Commentor What Got a Shirt at August 12, 2022 04:41 PM (kkKmS)

200 I still find it interesting that they pulled this shit when Tucker was on vacation

Posted by: REDACTED at August 12, 2022 04:41 PM (us2H3)

201 I don't understand the frilly white ankle socks and the Mary Janes.

And even the black girl sucks at dancing.

There are lots of boobs bouncing though.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2022 04:41 PM (/wCkN)

202 Well, the song sucks, but the worse crime is that of the several women singing, not one is a knockout. The lead singer is sort of cute, but every other one is eh...at best.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2022 04:40 PM (XIJ/X)
++++
I'm pretty sure that this is an example of that "toxic masculinity" and "male gaze" I've been hearing so much about, CBD...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2022 04:41 PM (WWh8n)

203 And what's up with the ugly shoes?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2022 04:41 PM (XIJ/X)

204 I can't decide if this is dumber than that commercial where all the women declare their undying love of pooping.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 12, 2022 04:41 PM (t6t6M)

205 Sorry ladies, but it's mostly true - the only thing worse for a man, than working for a man, is working for a woman.
Posted by: Once More With Feeling at August 12, 2022 04:40 PM (9SiaC)

I work for a man. He works for a woman.

Husband and wife business owners. It works out splendidly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2022 04:41 PM (6FeV1)

206 Anne Heche joins AA sponsored by Ed Kennedy

Posted by: Chicago Vota at August 12, 2022 04:42 PM (ts6Zs)

207 Out: Hot lesbian shelvers

In: WITCH whores

Posted by: Some WITCH fan explaing the birds and the Beelzebubs to her offspring at August 12, 2022 04:42 PM (ESjRY)

208 Chick in green is cute. But I'm not clicking play, nope.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2022 04:42 PM (fs1hN)

209 Every day hope Brandon's brain goes dark

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2022 04:42 PM (k8B25)

210 Kill your radio

Posted by: DB at August 12, 2022 04:42 PM (geLO8)

211 The business was a "mobile wine tasting" service. They go to your house and set up wine tastings for you and your friends in the comfort of your own home. Like a Tupperware party for embittered dames.
==
So catering disappointment. Perfect.

Posted by: The weirdness INTENSIFIES at August 12, 2022 04:42 PM (b5kDz)

212 Toobin only stays employed for short spurts.

*******

I looked to see if there was a news release...Zip!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 12, 2022 04:42 PM (kXYt5)

213 She's (Devon Cole) is rather an attractive woman with a pleasant voice, but "I'm the love of my life" is just....awful

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2022 04:42 PM (wvo9L)

214 203 And what's up with the ugly shoes?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2022 04:41 PM (XIJ/X)

==========

Where Did You Get That Dress? It's Awful! And Those Shoes and That Coat! Jeez!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

215 Kate Bush . . .

https://youtu.be/NAj8suae3WY

compare and contrast


I know taste is subjective, and I enjoy a lot of questionable entertainment. But I honestly don't see how that's an improvement over W.I.T.C.H. Kate Bush is very, very, very overrated in my humble opinion.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 12, 2022 04:42 PM (ppBhU)

216 One thing I did notice was they were all singing "she " and "her". It's gonna be banned on youtube soon.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 12, 2022 04:42 PM (bVYXr)

217 We're prosecuting Donald Trump under the Espionage Act because no man is above the law.

Fortunately, since Hillary Clinton is a woman, we don't have to prosecute her under the Espionage Act.

Posted by: The DOJ! at August 12, 2022 04:42 PM (I2/tG)

218 She settled for the James Dean option, went out in a blaze of glory.

RIP.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 12, 2022 04:38 PM (oX2px)
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Too bad. Obviously a lost soul. She was Ellen's "Live Companion" when she came out, but then decided that she liked guys better. Married a cameraman, had a kid, divorced, remarried, another kid, divorced.

No one is "born that way," they're just confused.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2022 04:42 PM (llXky)

219 I see that Matt Margolis took up the very same foolish idiocy that I laid out in the thread below- its just plain dumb for NBC/WSJ to suggest they got access to classified (I said "heavily?" You said, "is there any other kind?" I can get the Moron commenters to read back your report to you...) documents from the very DOJ/FBI that claim that Trump needs to be in solitary for having access to...

It just gives away the whole stupidity of the game they are playing...

Posted by: Boswell at August 12, 2022 04:42 PM (+Cgut)

220 Beartooth 1 day

AYFKM.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 12, 2022 04:42 PM (MujTL)

221 Well, how about that. They're as popular as a box of dildos at a lesbian bachelor party.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2022 04:42 PM (vBMpQ)

222 And even the black girl sucks at dancing.

There are lots of boobs bouncing though.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2022 04:41 PM (/wCkN)

Why, it's almost as if they all were not quite in control of themselves.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2022 04:42 PM (6FeV1)

223 Flaming skull required:
Warrant Md inventory released. Grand jury empaneled. Looking to indict Trump under the espionage act.
Sean Davis:
Under "Attachment B" of the FBI raid document, Garland demanded the seizure of literally any record Trump ever saw, read, or created over the entire 4-year term of his presidency: "Any government and/or Presidential Records created between January 20, 2017, and January 20, 2021."

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 12, 2022 04:43 PM (Y+l9t)

224 I'm afraid it might be... Espionage ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2022 04:38 PM (bs+z0)
---------

More like Sabotage!

https://tinyurl.com/2p8wewkv
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 12, 2022 04:41 PM (5pTK/)

I can't stand it. I know you planned it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 12, 2022 04:43 PM (V6f9+)

225 There are lots of boobs bouncing though.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2022 04:41 PM (/wCkN)


Boobs bouncing can make up for bad songwriting and a lot of silly gushing over wimmnez empowerment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 04:43 PM (guGkK)

226 Gonna have to put some fucking Rammstein Live at Madison Square Garden on the headphones to get that shit out of my head.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2022 04:43 PM (v0R5T)

227 The business was a "mobile wine tasting" service. They go to your house and set up wine tastings for you and your friends in the comfort of your own home. Like a Tupperware party for embittered dames.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2022 04:39 PM


And the next 100 orders will receive a Bonus: A "Cat Lady Starter Kit" complete with 3 cats, a litter box, and Toxoplasma gondii.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 12, 2022 04:43 PM (xttsV)

228 Well...lessee here.
We got a Caucasoid being all white privilegey and such singing alone as she leads POCs hither and thither.
But, Negroid and Mongoloid people of front holes seem okay with the main Caucasoid's white privilege cuz they're all smiling and dancing.

I just wish the Causasoid would stop silencing the voices of the Mongoloid and Negroid people who possess front holes, and...

What? Wait! There are no Australoid people of Front holes here. Not. One.
Oh, so Australoid people of front holes aren't really people of front holes, huh?
This is racism straight up!!!! This song needs to be cancelled immediately!!!

Help spread the word #AustraloidFrontHolePeopleForever!

I...I just can't

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2022 04:43 PM (5NkmN)

229 James Dean drive too fast but didn't drive his car into someone else's house, destroying all they possessed.

God will have mercy but there's no tlory in what she did.

Posted by: Sarahw at August 12, 2022 04:43 PM (g1vnC)

230 OT/ but I just learned that My Sons MIL has died... Can I ask for prayers for Her Family ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2022 04:43 PM (bs+z0)

231 Yeah, sure a bunch of Harpies will be a hit
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM

To ease the Horde's collective mind, allow me to offer these Harpies instead,. You're welcome.

https://youtu.be/OMcs4zPR-gg

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2022 04:43 PM (RkC6l)

232 I've had good female bosses and bad ones. The bad ones are a different flavor of bad from the guys. Bad male bosses are just lousy at their job so they make your job suck. They incompetent or they have favorites or they are too busy macking on the office girls or whatever.

Female bad bosses are psycho feminists who only hire women and make every man miserable until he quits.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 04:43 PM (Ivdso)

233 Warrant and inventory

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 12, 2022 04:43 PM (Y+l9t)

234 >>Heche didn't go out like no punk, good for her.

She settled for the James Dean option, went out in a blaze of glory.

RIP.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

So much for live fast, die young, leave a good lucking corpse.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 12, 2022 04:43 PM (FVME7)

235 193 When a mommy witch loves a daddy demon very much that have what we call a satanic ritual.

Is that how I was born?

Yes honey!
Posted by: Some WITCH fan explaing the birds and the Beelzebubs to her offspring at August 12, 2022

How come witches can't have babies?
Cause men have hollow weiners yuck yuck

Posted by: Commentor What Got a Shirt at August 12, 2022 04:43 PM (kkKmS)

236 Or Glory, either

Posted by: Sarahw at August 12, 2022 04:43 PM (g1vnC)

237 If they got the warrant, they almost certainly have a Grand Jury. And that Grand Jury, likely being in DC, is almost certain to indict a ham sandwich, unless they sense strong headwinds against them for doing so...

Posted by: Nova local at August 12, 2022 04:43 PM (exHjb)

238 I'm pretty sure that this is an example of that "toxic masculinity" and "male gaze" I've been hearing so much about, CBD...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2022 04:41 PM (WWh8n)

I've been practicing.

Why just a few hours ago I held the door for a lady, and she thanked me!

It felt good dominating her.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2022 04:43 PM (XIJ/X)

239 She's (Devon Cole) is rather an attractive woman with a pleasant voice, but "I'm the love of my life" is just....awful

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2022 04:42 PM (wvo9L)
---
Divinyls did it better.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2022 04:44 PM (llXky)

240
The "actress who drove into a house and caught on fire"


Is that the all-female remake of "The Man Who Fell to Earth" about which rumors have been flying?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 12, 2022 04:44 PM (ZvxPV)

241 "obsessed" seems to be a popular word in the comments on that vid.

If it's not bots, then the Neurotic Class now has an anthem.

Posted by: McLurkerson at August 12, 2022 04:44 PM (wNDOJ)

242 Toobin only stays employed for short spurts.

Cum on, are we really going to settle for this flaccid sort of humor where someone just knocks out a pun and we are all supposed to pretend it didn't suck balls?

Posted by: Some WITCH fan explaing the birds and the Beelzebubs to her offspring at August 12, 2022 04:44 PM (ESjRY)

243
I know taste is subjective, and I enjoy a lot of questionable entertainment. But I honestly don't see how that's an improvement over W.I.T.C.H. Kate Bush is very, very, very overrated in my humble opinion.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 12, 2022 04:42 PM (ppBhU)

I like one or two of her songs. For instance I quite like Oh England, My Lion Heart.

Posted by: NLurker at August 12, 2022 04:44 PM (eGTCV)

244 Sean Davis (twitter) : Under "Attachment B" of the FBI raid document, Garland demanded the seizure of literally any record Trump ever saw, read, or created over the entire 4-year term of his presidency: "Any government and/or Presidential Records created between January 20, 2017, and January 20, 2021."

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 12, 2022 04:44 PM (FHmlN)

245 Kate Bush wrote this when she was 13 years old, and recorded it at age 16

https://youtu.be/NAj8suae3WY

compare and contrast
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

No one can ever accuse Kate Bush of not being inventive or artistic.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2022 04:44 PM (MGB5H)

246 >>> 190 Well, the song sucks, but the worse crime is that of the several women singing, not one is a knockout. The lead singer is sort of cute, but every other one is eh...at best.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2022 04:40 PM (XIJ/X)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Spice Girls at August 12, 2022 04:44 PM (llON8)

247 What, "B.I.T.C.H." wasn't available?

Bitchez In Total Clucking Hysteria.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 12, 2022 04:44 PM (YwGbH)

248 Isn't there a pretty good comedian named Devon Cole? Or maybe it's something else with a D....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2022 04:44 PM (6FeV1)

249 224 More like Sabotage!

https://tinyurl.com/2p8wewkv
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 12, 2022 04:41 PM (5pTK/)

I can't stand it. I know you planned it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 12, 2022 04:43 PM (V6f9+)

=========

Is that...classical music?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

250 Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2022 04:43 PM (bs+z0)

Of course you can. Sorry to hear that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2022 04:44 PM (wvo9L)

251 Kate Bush is very, very, very overrated in my humble opinion.

She's definitely not for everyone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 04:44 PM (Ivdso)

252 Now I know what's worse than bubble gum pop.

Pandering bubble gum pop with crappy production.

Posted by: Parker at August 12, 2022 04:45 PM (hJWil)

253 Husband and wife business owners. It works out splendidly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2022 04:41 PM (6FeV1)


Great for you. Every pain in the ass HR person I've ever been around ? A woman. Without fail. As well as a few non-HR women who aspired to be the self-appointed mothers of various offices. Also pains in the ass.

Plenty of pain in the ass male managers along with way. But every single woman. Without fail.

Put a man in charge ? You'll see the flaws in about 90% of men. Put a woman in charge ? You'll see them all.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at August 12, 2022 04:45 PM (9SiaC)

254 Started watching second season of Resident Alien. Quit during the second episode. The Grrrl power is just overwhelming.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 12, 2022 04:45 PM (OrURh)

255 215 Kate Bush . . .

meh, Meg Myers is better and hot hot hotter.
https://youtu.be/ZBqL9tH5-N4

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 12, 2022 04:45 PM (OuH7W)

256 52 These 30 something women and the "male witch" think they're so transgressive and new. They evidently are unaware that there was a radical feminist group in the 60's called "W.I,T.C.H" which stood for "Women's International Terrorist Conspiracy from Hell."

Yawn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2022 04:27 PM (wvo9L)

Was not aware of that. Sounds like something from an Austin Powers movie. :/

Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at August 12, 2022 04:45 PM (Zg/67)

257 Well, the song sucks, but the worse crime is that of the several women singing, not one is a knockout.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjwBWN6aCcM

Posted by: Complete Russian Cultural Superiority! at August 12, 2022 04:45 PM (I2/tG)

258
Woman I'd Tell (to) Clean Herself

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2022 04:45 PM (IXpV7)

259 This redhead in a bikini thinks that it is important to make it as clear as possible that she is not a W.I.T.C.O.H:
https://is.gd/deWjHB

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2022 04:45 PM (WWh8n)

260 You have to hand it to Anne Heche. She went out in a hail of fire and flying stucco.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 04:45 PM (guGkK)

261 Women or birthing persons. Stop the misgendering.

Posted by: TJ at August 12, 2022 04:45 PM (uKQr0)

262 I love the idea of pursuing Trump because of espionage or whatever to damage the nation. The first president to do what he did with jobs and the economy and wealth of regular people in 40+ years, and he was working against the country.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 12, 2022 04:45 PM (/zWKu)

263 I need to send pics of Anne Heche in her Mini-Coopers, she had more than one, to my girlfriend and ask if I should worry.

My girlfriend has two Mini's. A hot rodded British Racing Green mini with a six speed stick and a Countryman that I bust her chops about the color by calling it baby-shit brown(chestnut).

Posted by: JROD at August 12, 2022 04:45 PM (0jZnq)

264 Come on, talented girl bands like this are Legion. They are damned everywhere. Do we need another one possessing our monitors?

Posted by: Some WITCH fan explaing the birds and the Beelzebubs to her offspring at August 12, 2022 04:46 PM (ESjRY)

265 254 Started watching second season of Resident Alien. Quit during the second episode. The Grrrl power is just overwhelming.
Posted by: Bluta

It's terrible. It's boring af. There's two lisa simpson POC girls. maybe 5 if you count their older versions and a few other wise latinas that show up.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 12, 2022 04:46 PM (OuH7W)

266 Did Toobin finish at or on CNN?

Posted by: irongrampa at August 12, 2022 04:46 PM (KATBx)

267 It felt good dominating her.
==
See, that's why we do things for you ladies. To force you to say "Thank You".

So much DOMINATION!

Posted by: In the boom head shot voice at August 12, 2022 04:46 PM (Uclxh)

268 244 Sean Davis (twitter) : Under "Attachment B" of the FBI raid document, Garland demanded the seizure of literally any record Trump ever saw, read, or created over the entire 4-year term of his presidency: "Any government and/or Presidential Records created between January 20, 2017, and January 20, 2021."
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 12, 2022 04:44 PM (FHmlN)

Our government elites would like to remind you at this time that it is wrong and evil to be angry about any of this. Even internalized anger can threaten the life of a dedicated public servant.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 12, 2022 04:46 PM (KbCG3)

269 Not one of the people in the video can change a flat tire by themself.

Posted by: Archer at August 12, 2022 04:46 PM (gmo/4)

270 Anne Heche doing 90mph in a mini-cooper while intoxicated? That's what I call empowering!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 12, 2022 04:46 PM (WHt4f)

271 They're showing the Matriarchy back in the door.

Fertility snake cults and soft-living until manly raiders are at the gates.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2022 04:46 PM (krQz2)

272 Since when are strong, successful women considered a threat?
Posted by: NLurker at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (eGTC


I am woman, hear me roar.

Posted by: Helen Notso Ready at August 12, 2022 04:46 PM (MFphb)

273 >>> 230 OT/ but I just learned that My Sons MIL has died... Can I ask for prayers for Her Family ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2022 04:43 PM (bs+z0)

Done.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 12, 2022 04:47 PM (llON8)

274 Ann Heche was in total control of herself.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 12, 2022 04:33 PM


Shame she wasn't in control of the car, though....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2022 04:47 PM (RkC6l)

275 More like Sabotage!

https://tinyurl.com/2p8wewkv
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 12, 2022 04:41 PM (5pTK/)

I can't stand it. I know you planned it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 12, 2022 04:43 PM (V6f9+)
=========
Is that...classical music?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)
It's definitely 'Oldies' now. Sigh.....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 12, 2022 04:47 PM (V6f9+)

276 This guy will take care of your witch problem, and the gays too.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUvsG2TC-Uc

Posted by: DFCtomm at August 12, 2022 04:47 PM (OHy0b)

277 Husband and wife business owners. It works out splendidly.

**

Wife's name and SS#, hubby does all the work.

Ta-dah!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 12, 2022 04:47 PM (/zWKu)

278 257 Well, the song sucks, but the worse crime is that of the several women singing, not one is a knockout.

I wuz gonna say, this "band" really doesn't want to reward the male gaze

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 12, 2022 04:47 PM (OuH7W)

279 The 'ettes certainly could have advised on less ugly shoes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2022 04:47 PM (a3Q+t)

280 OT/ but I just learned that My Sons MIL has died... Can I ask for prayers for Her Family ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2022 04:43 PM


Prayers up, donna.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2022 04:47 PM (RkC6l)

281 Did Toobin finish at or on CNN?

Posted by: irongrampa at August 12, 2022 04:46 PM (KATBx)
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Yes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2022 04:47 PM (llXky)

282 Old and Busted: If you give in to feminism you are going to have witches and satan worshippers and commies running things

New Hotness: Hey look at this feminist anthem about witches and satan worshippers and commies running things

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2022 04:47 PM (ESjRY)

283 28 Since when are strong, successful women considered a threat?
Posted by: NLurker at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (eGTCV)

They aren't but this is every weak woman's reason for why that is so.

Posted by: havel at August 12, 2022 04:47 PM (PRDNR)

284 "I aint trying to be no wife. I am the love of my life"

I couldn't make it past about 40 seconds of Devon Cole's video:

https://tinyurl.com/bdfdarcn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2022 04:47 PM (wvo9L)

285 Add lyrics to help: "Yo WITCH you made me twitch,
you sound like a BITCH,
Now go make me a sammich" Grammy or what?

Posted by: Knightbrigade at August 12, 2022 04:48 PM (JixjB)

286 Ah... "espionage" ... there's your buzzword for all the lickspittles.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2022 04:48 PM (pm2hp)

287 Ann Heche was in total control of herself.
--
Shame she wasn't in control of the car, though...

*

No, that's the point. She was.

As a woman.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 12, 2022 04:48 PM (/zWKu)

288 Did Toobin finish at or on CNN?
==
He finished on Alysyn Camerotta

show.

Posted by: strangely she seemed satisfied with the results at August 12, 2022 04:48 PM (0So3B)

289 Lisa Simpson is one of the worst, most annoying characters ever invented. If they had played her as the know it all bossy sister who keeps being wrong it would have fit with the rest of the family, but no. She had to be the voice of the leftist writers who was always right but too smart for everyone else.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 04:48 PM (Ivdso)

290 FWIW, I'd hit the Chinese broad second in from the left.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 04:37 PM (guGkK)
.......

Wear some earplugs.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2022 04:48 PM (v0R5T)

291 What, "B.I.T.C.H." wasn't available?

Bitchez In Total Clucking Hysteria.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 12, 2022 04:44 PM (YwGbH)
++++
Putting the acronym word inside the acronym is poor form.

How about "Banal Insecure Contemptible Harridans?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2022 04:48 PM (WWh8n)

292 Here is the Trump Search Warrant
Hat tip to Posobiec


Techno Fog 58 min ago [andy:Substack]
Yesterday, Attorney General Merrik Garland announced the DOJ had filed a motion (available here) to unseal “the search warrant and property receipt” relating to the search of former President Trump’s Mar-A-Lago estate.

Below is the search warrant and accompanying attachments courtesy of Jack Posobiec and Human Events. Huge hat tip to them.

https://tinyurl.com/4bznk7af

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 04:48 PM (yikp0)

293 Prayers to all who need them.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 12, 2022 04:48 PM (FHmlN)

294 Mission Control, this is Mini Cooper One, I see the target five by five.

Posted by: Anne Heche, Coming in for the Landing at August 12, 2022 04:48 PM (9SiaC)

295 If they got the warrant, they almost certainly have a Grand Jury. And that Grand Jury, likely being in DC, is almost certain to indict a ham sandwich, unless they sense strong headwinds against them for doing so...

Of course they're going to prosecute Trump.

Same playbook the Israeli Deep State used against Netanyahu.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 12, 2022 04:48 PM (I2/tG)

296 W.I.T.C.H, meet M.G.T.O.W.

Oh, never mind - they already left.

Posted by: 496 at August 12, 2022 04:48 PM (VJsqe)

297 You know a woman who was in total control of herself?

Anne Heche

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 12, 2022 04:48 PM (QRdjz)

298 >>> 262 I love the idea of pursuing Trump because of espionage or whatever to damage the nation. The first president to do what he did with jobs and the economy and wealth of regular people in 40+ years, and he was working against the country.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 12, 2022 04:45 PM (/zWKu)

"He's Poo Tin's Puppet!!! REEEEE!"

I don't know that we should be terribly surprised given recent events. Our self-so-called elites think there are about 98% too many of us and have already started "culling".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 12, 2022 04:49 PM (llON8)

299 272 I am woman, hear me roar.
Posted by: Helen Notso Ready at August 12, 2022 04:46 PM (MFphb)

While you're opening the door.

Posted by: m at August 12, 2022 04:49 PM (8rTNG)

300 259 This redhead in a bikini thinks that it is important to make it as clear as possible that she is not a W.I.T.C.O.H:
https://is.gd/deWjHB
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2022 04:45 PM (WWh8n)

Redhead so...more dangerous than a WITCOH

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 12, 2022 04:49 PM (V6f9+)

301 Did Toobin finish at or on CNN?

Posted by: irongrampa at August 12, 2022 04:46 PM (KATBx)
---
Yes.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2022 04:47 PM (llXky)
---
It's a sticky conclusion.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2022 04:49 PM (krQz2)

302 Thanks for the prayers.. Much appreciated

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2022 04:49 PM (bs+z0)

303 Here's Kate Bush kinda sorta working the same territory:

"The Dreaming"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2Wa0LdCsvM

At least, you get to see a totally hawt babe singing and dancing.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2022 04:49 PM (5NkmN)

304 And for the record: I dated two witches.
Would not recommend.
(I'm kinda stupid when it comes to muff)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (V6f9+)

*high 5*

I dated one in high school.

teh sex was good but yeah, wouldn't recommend long term.

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at August 12, 2022 04:49 PM (p03vF)

305 This redhead in a bikini thinks that it is important to make it as clear as possible that she is not a W.I.T.C.O.H:
https://is.gd/deWjHB

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2022 04:45 PM


That girl has some serious junk in the trunk action going on.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 12, 2022 04:49 PM (bVYXr)

306 What, "B.I.T.C.H." wasn't available?

Bitchez In Total Clucking Hysteria.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day

A little too close to the Meredith Brooks song. Though I think that is part of what is implied.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 12, 2022 04:49 PM (ftFVW)

307 Is this real? It’s a banal song with a drum machine track from 1985. They write better songs for those tween “dance competition” movies. The group can’t sing, can’t dance, look awkward just walking around, are slightly above average looking, and for “strong woman” song they show an awful lot of skin to attract the male gaze. Someone is trolling us?

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 12, 2022 04:49 PM (zh0QI)

308 Tell me, "Why you're so scared of a woman in charge?"


Welp, if you've got three hours, we'll read you the short list of major historical reasons. Reading you the complete list of all documented reasons will take, ah, well, don't ask us to do that!

Posted by: Men! at August 12, 2022 04:49 PM (AMIL/)

309 You know a woman who was in total control of herself?

Anne Heche
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 12, 2022 04:48 PM (QRdjz)
---
She just had a failure to control a vehicle.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2022 04:49 PM (krQz2)

310 244 Sean Davis (twitter) : Under "Attachment B" of the FBI raid document, Garland demanded the seizure of literally any record Trump ever saw, read, or created over the entire 4-year term of his presidency: "Any government and/or Presidential Records created between January 20, 2017, and January 20, 2021."
________________

I can't wait to hear Andy McCarthy's take on why this is legitimate.

/s

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2022 04:50 PM (fs1hN)

311 https://tinyurl.com/4x6knfv4

Sabotage!

Posted by: Boswell at August 12, 2022 04:50 PM (+Cgut)

312
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was allright
But I couldn't come in

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at August 12, 2022 04:50 PM (sn5EN)

313 Damn.
Did I ever pick a bad moment to.check back in.
I'm going back to the man cave with the other M.I.T.C.H's.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2022 04:50 PM (anj39)

314 #292 Addendum

What is missing is the most important part of the warrant application: the affidavit in support prepared by an FBI agent. The affidavit would likely describe:

1. The basis for believing that classified documents, including those relating to nuclear weapons, were at Mar-A-Lago;

2. The history of the Trump classified documents investigation;

3. The assertion of probable cause that Trump had committed a crime; and

4. Information gathered through surveillance or through informants (most notably whoever told the FBI about the safe).

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 04:50 PM (yikp0)

315 292 Here is the Trump Search Warrant
Hat tip to Posobiec

Techno Fog 58 min ago [andy:Substack]
Yesterday, Attorney General Merrik Garland announced the DOJ had filed a motion (available here) to unseal “the search warrant and property receipt” relating to the search of former President Trump’s Mar-A-Lago estate.

Below is the search warrant and accompanying attachments courtesy of Jack Posobiec and Human Events. Huge hat tip to them.

https://tinyurl.com/4bznk7af
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 04:48 PM (yikp0)

Thanks, canuck.

Posted by: m at August 12, 2022 04:50 PM (8rTNG)

316 She just had a failure to control a vehicle.

The makers of that car failed to position her for success in driving

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 04:50 PM (Ivdso)

317 289 Lisa Simpson is one of the worst, most annoying characters ever invented. If they had played her as the know it all bossy sister who keeps being wrong it would have fit with the rest of the family, but no. She had to be the voice of the leftist writers who was always right but too smart for everyone else.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 04:48 PM (Ivdso)

Flanders' take down of her was pretty spot on: It's gotta be Lisa Simpson. Springfield's answer to a question no one asked!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 12, 2022 04:50 PM (KbCG3)

318 Sigh. I forgot the "T."

I give up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2022 04:51 PM (WWh8n)

319 Of course they're going to prosecute Trump.

Same playbook the Israeli Deep State used against Netanyahu.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 12, 2022 04:48 PM (I2/tG)
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They have dreams of him being in chains and shackles, but that isn't going to have the impact that they expect.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2022 04:51 PM (llXky)

320 @244

>>Sean Davis (twitter) : Under "Attachment B" of the FBI raid document, Garland demanded the seizure of literally any record Trump ever saw, read, or created over the entire 4-year term of his presidency: "Any government and/or Presidential Records created between January 20, 2017, and January 20, 2021."


As was said earlier, The Junta/Deep State/Uniparty regard Trump as illegitimate, full stop.

He is not to be afforded the honor, perks or deference that other former Presidents are granted, full stop.

He had documents they did not want him to have and by G-d he will will not have them, so they raided his home and took them.

Let's see if their pique will lead them to do something even more stupid like indicating him.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 12, 2022 04:51 PM (oX2px)

321 RedMindBlueState very nice, and two cuties
They can play at my funeral

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2022 04:51 PM (k8B25)

322 If these women are so confident, empowered and brave, why are they constantly looking for affirmation?

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 12, 2022 04:51 PM (TU8Tj)

323 The Eagles song "Witchy Woman" is much better.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2022 04:51 PM (wvo9L)

324 many years ago, I would get into discussions about religion with a very devout Christian friend. I was an atheist at the time--not one of those insufferable, in-your-face atheists, I'm happy to say, more of a live and let live, you do you kind of atheist. Our conversations once turned to what God hates. According to my friend, who knew his Bible, God explicitly hates sin, lies, and witchcraft.

Sorry, witches.

Posted by: troyriser at August 12, 2022 04:51 PM (ogIek)

325 Sean Davis (twitter) : Under "Attachment B" of the FBI raid document, Garland demanded the seizure of literally any record Trump ever saw, read, or created over the entire 4-year term of his presidency: "Any government and/or Presidential Records created between January 20, 2017, and January 20, 2021."

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 12, 2022 04:44 PM (FHmlN)

---------

If Trump can defeat the margin of fraud in 2024 -- and he applies the new rules to the Deep State and Uniparty (and fuck it, make up a bunch of new ones I can point himself and then his spawn as the Pinochet Emeritus Presidents for Life) -- our celebrations are going to be Lit AF;

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 12, 2022 04:51 PM (YwGbH)

326 Re: Search warrant

It's weird that there's no crime, case, or investigation mentioned. Is that normal?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 12, 2022 04:51 PM (/zWKu)

327 The Let's Go Brandon era accusations have so far included:
insurrection
overdue library books
nucular stuff
sources and methods
espionage

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 12, 2022 04:51 PM (llON8)

328 312
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was allright
But I couldn't come in
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at August 12, 2022 04:50 PM (sn5EN)

This song is why I have always checked the labels on ponchos.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 12, 2022 04:51 PM (KbCG3)

329 "She just had a failure to control a vehicle.
The makers of that car failed to position her for success in driving"

They should be sued for creating the deadly weapon that killed her.

Posted by: Guy watching a puppet show at August 12, 2022 04:51 PM (sn5EN)

330 Kate Bush is very, very, very overrated in my humble opinion.

you're really splitting hairs

Posted by: REDACTED at August 12, 2022 04:51 PM (us2H3)

331 She just had a failure to control a vehicle.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2022 04:49 PM (krQz2)

Are we sure this was one of her own Coopers, and not one she borrowed? Perhaps poorly maintained? With a sloppy front suspension... A friend's roamin' Countryman?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2022 04:52 PM (6FeV1)

332 >>> 326 Re: Search warrant

It's weird that there's no crime, case, or investigation mentioned. Is that normal?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 12, 2022 04:51 PM (/zWKu)

Pretty sure I saw a case number but it's just some random alphanumeric code.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 12, 2022 04:52 PM (llON8)

333 *and appoint himself ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 12, 2022 04:52 PM (YwGbH)

334
Incidentally, this "Mx" shit is a real thing happening in schools. Pronounced "Mix."

Kids today think this is a Real word, a Real and Normal way of titling an adult. Mix. Fucking Mix.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 12, 2022 04:52 PM (0nJEO)

335 Are we talking Kate Bush? Or Kate Hardwood?

Posted by: Obligatory at August 12, 2022 04:52 PM (ESjRY)

336 I am woman hear me floor,
This wee car into the door,
Of the house next door and now I've burned alive...


Posted by: Helen Reddy at August 12, 2022 04:52 PM (XIJ/X)

337 She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet


I like Camrillo Brillo but I think Cosmik Debris is better fitting for this

I've got troubles of my own, I said
An' you can't help me out
So take your meditations and your preparations
An' ram it up yer snout
"BUT I GOT A CRYSTAL BALL!," he said
An' held it to the light

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 04:52 PM (Ivdso)

338 And for the record: I dated two witches.
Would not recommend.
(I'm kinda stupid when it comes to muff)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (V6f9+)

I suspect that, like a lot of things, the witches of yesteryear and today are more than a bit different. Back then, we're probably talking about spooky chicks into nature, tarot, crystals, spiritualism, maybe something kinky like sex magic. Sort of hippy-adjacent, but with the weird dial turned up.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 12, 2022 04:53 PM (ppBhU)

339 This song is why I have always checked the labels on ponchos.

Not a fan of Sears?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 12, 2022 04:53 PM (Bd6X8)

340 “It Was All Declassified” – President Trump Responds to Latest Deep State FBI Leak

https://tinyurl.com/yckebjas

Posted by: Commentor What Got a Shirt at August 12, 2022 04:53 PM (kkKmS)

341 This redhead in a bikini thinks that it is important to make it as clear as possible that she is not a W.I.T.C.O.H:
https://is.gd/deWjHB
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2022 04:45 PM (WWh8n)


Some nice birthing hips!!!

Posted by: Archer at August 12, 2022 04:53 PM (gmo/4)

342 29 I also love how culturally diverse the people are in this mv - a blonde, a brunette, a redhead

I literally laughed out loud.

Posted by: spindrift at August 12, 2022 04:25 PM (h5TKJ)
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Instead the ignorance displayed by using 'culturally diverse' made me wince.

Posted by: Ciampino - would short, medium and tall people be described as culturally diverse? at August 12, 2022 04:53 PM (qfLjt)

343 The Let's Go Brandon era accusations have so far included:
insurrection
overdue library books
nucular stuff
sources and methods
espionage
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 12, 2022 04:51 PM (llON



BREAKING: Half of the stuff the agents found in the refrigerator was out of code.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 04:53 PM (guGkK)

344 244 Sean Davis (twitter) : Under "Attachment B" of the FBI raid document, Garland demanded the seizure of literally any record Trump ever saw, read, or created over the entire 4-year term of his presidency: "Any government and/or Presidential Records created between January 20, 2017, and January 20, 2021."
________________

Heh, so Garland is essentially suggesting that Trump's entire presidency is classified criminality...he was a drug lord! You have to just love the brazen illegality of them doing this! These people are just such pure evil, you have to admire it...its so, so in your face. Wow.

Posted by: Boswell at August 12, 2022 04:53 PM (+Cgut)

345 The Eagles song "Witchy Woman" is much better.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2022 04:51 PM (wvo9L)
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Black Magic Woman.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2022 04:53 PM (llXky)

346 149. Kate Bush has actual talent and musical sensibilities. I just don't see that in new artists these days, a shame really.

Posted by: Wicklow at August 12, 2022 04:53 PM (uH65w)

347 What is missing is the most important part of the warrant application: the affidavit in support prepared by an FBI agent.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 04:50 PM


Exactly. The warrant is nice, but I want to see the complete, unredacted affidavit. Telling that they didn't release that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2022 04:53 PM (RkC6l)

348 the worse crime is that of the several women singing, not one is a knockout

-
I see the Hallmark Channel is releasing one of their romance movies about a woman designing clothes for the body acceptance movement women cause fugly is hot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 12, 2022 04:53 PM (FVME7)

349 I would shove an icepick in my ears before listening to this!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 04:53 PM (BRHaw)

350 Best song about a witch is Fleetwood Mac's Rhiannon.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 12, 2022 04:53 PM (xPl2J)

351 >If Trump can defeat the margin of fraud in 2024 --


sounds like They're going move Heaven and Earth to make sure he goes to jail

I thought they only did this in Latin American countries with no coastlines

Posted by: DB at August 12, 2022 04:54 PM (geLO8)

352 You know who doesn't go around singing about how in control and powerful they are?

Men.

Posted by: PoliticalMcGuffin at August 12, 2022 04:54 PM (md5vd)

353 the norms are famished

Posted by: REDACTED at August 12, 2022 04:54 PM (us2H3)

354 They should be sued for creating the deadly weapon that killed her.
Posted by: Guy watching a puppet show at August 12, 2022 04:51 PM (sn5EN)
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Cuz--PATRIARCHY-SCIENCE!

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2022 04:54 PM (krQz2)

355 Blue skies above my head
I left all those simps for dead
I really do prefer my own company
And I ain't tryna be no wife
I am the love of my life
And fuck I wanna spend some time with me


Call your broker and go long on Hitachi.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2022 04:54 PM (WWh8n)

356 352 You know who doesn't go around singing about how in control and powerful they are?

Men.
Posted by: PoliticalMcGuffin at August 12, 2022 04:54 PM (md5vd)

So you've never heard any hip-hop or rap song in the last 25 years, then, huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2022 04:54 PM (6FeV1)

357 >Best song about a witch is Fleetwood Mac's Rhiannon.

Posted by: Mark1971


Love Potion #9

Posted by: DB at August 12, 2022 04:54 PM (geLO8)

358 You know a woman who was in total control of herself?

Anne Heche
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 12, 2022 04:48 PM (QRdjz)
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She just had a failure to control a vehicle.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2022 04:49 PM (krQz2)
......

Sources say Tiger Woods taught her to drive.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2022 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

359 It's weird that there's no crime, case, or investigation mentioned. Is that normal?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 12, 2022 04:51 PM (/zWKu)

---------

Operation Crossfire Boomerang.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 12, 2022 04:55 PM (YwGbH)

360 Christian singer Carman had a song about a date with a warlock.

Posted by: NLurker at August 12, 2022 04:55 PM (eGTCV)

361 the norms are famished
Posted by: REDACTED at August 12, 2022 04:54 PM (us2H3)
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We stored them again.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2022 04:55 PM (krQz2)

362 It's weird that there's no crime, case, or investigation mentioned. Is that normal?
==
well, the whole thing isn't "normal". Most of the ones I've seen referenced violations of law they were pursuing or some colorable theory of fraud or theft or something. At least in passing. They need to offer something to the Judge/magistrate, not just hey we want this guys stuff because we think he's hinky.

Posted by: but I haven't looked at this yet at August 12, 2022 04:55 PM (n+zRT)

363 you have to take me as I am and if I am screwed up, then you put up with it but you better change and do exactly what I say"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 04:30 PM (Ivdso)

I call that marriage.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 12, 2022 04:55 PM (Qhnrt)

364 I would shove an icepick in my ears before listening to this!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 04:53 PM (BRHaw)


Where are you now?

Posted by: Comrade J. Stalin at August 12, 2022 04:55 PM (guGkK)

365 Demflation: Back-to-School Supplies Cost Average Family $168 More; Price of Scotch Tape Up 70%, Sharpies Up 55%, Elmer’s Glue Up 30%

Biden hates your kids!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 04:55 PM (BRHaw)

366
I'm sure the owners will take pride in the fact that their home was destroyed by an intoxicated celeb.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2022 04:55 PM (1Nxff)

367 Did Hallmark ever get around to making the lesbian romcom the Alphabet people were on the jihad about?

Posted by: Obligatory at August 12, 2022 04:55 PM (ESjRY)

368 I suspect that, like a lot of things, the witches of yesteryear and today are more than a bit different. Back then, we're probably talking about spooky chicks into nature, tarot, crystals, spiritualism, maybe something kinky like sex magic. Sort of hippy-adjacent, but with the weird dial turned up.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 12, 2022 04:53 PM (ppBhU)
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Don't forget the "Hey Dad, I'm a witch!" angle.

Lots of that in college. Girls from Dutch Reformed families who wanted to shock the hell out of their parents "came out" as Wiccan. Didn't really care what it was, it was Not Dad.

They were in fact an easier score the Dutch Reformed girls, so there was that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2022 04:55 PM (llXky)

369 Best song about a witch is Fleetwood Mac's Rhiannon.

Posted by: Mark1971

*

Hold my beer.
- Stan Rogers


"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 12, 2022 04:55 PM (/zWKu)

370 Are we talking Kate Bush? Or Kate Hardwood?
Posted by: Obligatory at August 12, 2022 04:52 PM (ESjRY)

Kate Brazilian...

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at August 12, 2022 04:56 PM (p03vF)

371 Imagine having a shitfaced hollywood bint crash a car thru your living room wall at 90 mph. I hope somebody got it on video.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 12, 2022 04:56 PM (WHt4f)

372 Honorable mention:

Witch Queen Of New Orleans

Posted by: DB at August 12, 2022 04:56 PM (geLO8)

373 Some nice birthing hips!!!

Posted by: Archer at August 12, 2022 04:53 PM (gmo/4)


I would offer her ample opportunity to find out just how nice.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2022 04:56 PM (anj39)

374 Come out and play, it's fun in the dark
Tell me, "Why you're so scared of a woman in charge?"
Baby, don't run, you're breaking my heart
Tell me, "Why you're so scared of a woman in charge?"


The US Navy left two women in charge of a multi-billion dollar warship and they plowed it into a civilian vessel because they were having a tiff and weren't on speaking terms.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 12, 2022 04:56 PM (wUHYj)

375 at this point, I think that the DOJ is forced to indict

Posted by: REDACTED at August 12, 2022 04:56 PM (us2H3)

376 Green Manalishi > W.I.T.C.H

Posted by: SFGoth at August 12, 2022 04:56 PM (KAi1n)

377
Tom Mix >>> Mx.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2022 04:56 PM (1Nxff)

378 I don't listen to much modern music. Is the use of poor grammar "Ain't", double negatives ,and other poor grammar supposed to be hip?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2022 04:56 PM (wvo9L)

379 JeffreyToobin
·
Follow
Friends, I’ve decided that, after 20 years, I’m leaving @cnn after my vacation.

I need more me time with my dick!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 04:56 PM (BRHaw)

380 RedMindBlueState very nice, and two cuties
They can play at my funeral
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2022 04:51 PM


Judging by their bios, they'd be at home in the gun thread, too. And in their non-harping videos, they seem sane and normal. I mean, Scanids, but still. There's hope for the younger generation.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2022 04:57 PM (RkC6l)

381 I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to hear the woman who manages the bar I frequent would like this song. She's into the nasty girl thing.
Oddly I like her and we get along even though I can't stand her taste in music.

Posted by: NLurker at August 12, 2022 04:57 PM (eGTCV)

382 Mister Crowley is kind of about witches, and its a great song.

https://youtu.be/o0RE230PlX4

Iron Maiden's "Moonchild" is about a witch too

https://youtu.be/lCQbLeXfwwQ

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 04:57 PM (Ivdso)

383 165. I seen the video of that, did my heart good to see Alex and Geddy perform again.

Posted by: Wicklow at August 12, 2022 04:57 PM (uH65w)

384 Now here I go again
I see the crystal vision
I keep my visions to myself

Posted by: m at August 12, 2022 04:57 PM (8rTNG)

385 right now we have the warrant, but tom fitton just got his hands on the affidavit and he's unimpressed

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 12, 2022 04:57 PM (OuH7W)

386 You know a woman who was in total control of herself?

Anne Heche
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 12, 2022 04:48 PM (QRdjz)
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She just had a failure to control a vehicle.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2022 04:49 PM (krQz2)

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Was she driving an SUV? I've been assured by the Progda MDM-MSM that those have a mind of their own, and our especially fond of murdering white people.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 12, 2022 04:57 PM (YwGbH)

387 208 Chick in green is cute. But I'm not clicking play, nope.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
_________

Gah! Ok I clicked and watched. Not that bad. But I didn't Toobin, I swear!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2022 04:57 PM (fs1hN)

388 "Witchy woman?"

"Yeah, you know, heyay, witch-ay woman."

"Oh, witchAY woman."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 12, 2022 04:57 PM (KbCG3)

389 It's weird that there's no crime, case, or investigation mentioned. Is that normal?
==
well, the whole thing isn't "normal".

*

I get your point, but I'm guessing search warrants are fairly mature documents at this point. Leroy on MLK Blvd would get his case thrown out for an improperly filed one, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 12, 2022 04:57 PM (/zWKu)

390 at this point, I think that the DOJ is forced to indict

They've already got a grand jury. They're going to indict, come Hell or high water.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at August 12, 2022 04:57 PM (9SiaC)

391
The US Navy left two women in charge of a multi-billion dollar warship and they plowed it into a civilian vessel because they were having a tiff and weren't on speaking terms.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 12, 2022 04:56 PM (wUHYj)
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Yep. OOD was not going to call "that bitch" in CIC to get a radar plot.

Can't even make it up.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2022 04:57 PM (llXky)

392 Exactly. The warrant is nice, but I want to see the complete, unredacted affidavit. Telling that they didn't release that.
------------------------
Yes. There's more about that [more about less??] at the page bottom that I didn't scroll down far enough to read the first time because I jumped to the conclusion that the PDF page-scans were the rest of the page.

Doh!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 04:58 PM (yikp0)

393 I call that marriage.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 12, 2022 04:55 PM (Qhnrt)

Divorce is a wonderful institution, but there is a wide range of cost associated with it, for some it's cheaper than for others.

Posted by: DFCtomm at August 12, 2022 04:58 PM (OHy0b)

394 *are especially fond of

Phone voice translation is killing me ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 12, 2022 04:58 PM (YwGbH)

395 I suspect that, like a lot of things, the witches of yesteryear and today are more than a bit different. Back then, we're probably talking about spooky chicks into nature, tarot, crystals, spiritualism, maybe something kinky like sex magic. Sort of hippy-adjacent, but with the weird dial turned up.

///

1. true witchcraft has never been tried!

2. I think witchcraft peaked with stevie nicks

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 12, 2022 04:58 PM (OuH7W)

396 She almost had a baby once, instead chose a career.

At night she takes her Zoloft that she washes down with beer.

She doesn't know what joy feels like but looks strong and empowered.

She thought about her wrists a lot last time she took a shower.

And she don't wanna be anybody else
She's a totally controlled by ideology
It's such a wonder she's under a spell
Poor, poor woman, totally controlled by ideology

Posted by: 29Victor at August 12, 2022 04:58 PM (BJKQV)

397 Better than the wet pussy song I guess?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 12, 2022 04:58 PM (OalnH)

398 Sign of the Gypsy Queen with April Wine is not about a witch by name but its witchy as all get out

https://youtu.be/qQZIhFQjUfE

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 04:58 PM (Ivdso)

399 It's witchcraft!

Wicked witchcraft!

And although I know it's strictly taboo...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2022 04:59 PM (llXky)

400 If women are so totally in control,
Why is there such a thing as an unplanned pregnancy?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2022 04:59 PM (/Bh9w)

401 It has a poor beat and you can't dance to it.

Posted by: Tey Pentagon at August 12, 2022 04:59 PM (8GBH4)

402 You know, our man Chuy had a post yesterday where we were all talking about planchettes, and now we see a W.I.T.C.H. video featuring dames sitting around a Ouija Board.

Coincidence? or is Chuy a W.A.R.L.O.C.K.?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2022 04:59 PM (mfcnR)

403 Best song about a witch is Fleetwood Mac's Rhiannon.

Posted by: Mark1971
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Nope. Sign of the Gypsy Queen by April Wine.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2022 04:59 PM (krQz2)

404 390 at this point, I think that the DOJ is forced to indict

//

well, I'm no expert but it looks like they'd have to do it in florida which is no DC

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 12, 2022 04:59 PM (OuH7W)

405 Started watching second season of Resident Alien. Quit during the second episode. The Grrrl power is just overwhelming.
Posted by: Blutarski at August 12, 2022 04:45 PM (OrURh)



"Girls Night Out" blew chunks. The rest of the season so far has been ok but not up to the level of the 1st season.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 12, 2022 04:59 PM (ZSK0i)

406 @375

>>at this point, I think that the DOJ is forced to indict

It sure has all of the trappings of an Op to indict Trump but it could also just be an Op within an Op to simply keep a cloud over Trump and they won't ultimately indict.

They've crossed The Rubicon but are they prepared to cross The Rubicon of The Rubicon?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 12, 2022 04:59 PM (oX2px)

407 I heard on the radio they're keeping her alive to donate organs.
Guess they have to wait until she detoxes a bit.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2022 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

408 Mister Crowley is kind of about witches, and its a great song.

I think Crowley and Gardner both admitted at some point that witchcraft was really just about getting women in the sack.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2022 05:00 PM (ESjRY)

409 off sock

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 12, 2022 05:00 PM (8GBH4)

410 BREAKING: Half of the stuff the agents found in the refrigerator was out of code.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 04:53 PM (guGkK)

When cross examination under oath in open court, federal agent Laura Bangmore (formally known as Agent Larry Banghead) admitted she had readily sniffed the former first lady's under garments.

"They smelled like Lilac and warm, moist dew..." she said, stifling a tear. The judge called for an immediate recess as the jury could fully to take in Bangmore's explosive testimony....

Posted by: Boswell at August 12, 2022 05:00 PM (+Cgut)

411 Umm hmm.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 12, 2022 05:00 PM (ytSiK)

412 I think Kate Bush music was ok

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2022 05:00 PM (k8B25)

413 "Tell me, 'Why you're so scared of a woman in charge?'"

Sorry, skank thing, my wife is an Akshual Literal Woman In Charge, and she'd eat your sack lunch and hand you back the empty bag.

"AND WHAT IS THAT SMELL??"

Posted by: CZ - FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 12, 2022 05:01 PM (MkuC5)

414 RIP Anne Heche, I didn't like or dislike her, but what a terrible way to go.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 12, 2022 05:01 PM (8GBH4)

415 The world's gonna do what they've always done - promoting worship of the demons they belong to.

Still - with their illusions of power supplied by demonic forces, I'd still take one praying grandma kneeling at her bedside to the God of the universe over 10 Million of these so called "witches" flopping around and chanting summoning their demonic powers.

I for one am reminding God daily that he's going to owe some big apologies to Sodom and Gomorrah if he doesn't deal with the utter debauchery that's going on here soon.

Posted by: Justasheep at August 12, 2022 05:01 PM (8GJtx)

416 you have to take me as I am and if I am screwed up, then you put up with it but you better change and do exactly what I say"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 04:30 PM (Ivdso)

I call that marriage.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 12, 2022 04:55 PM


How does that joke go? Women marry men expecting them to change, men marry women expecting that they'll never change.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2022 05:01 PM (RkC6l)

417 I get your point, but I'm guessing search warrants are fairly mature documents at this point. Leroy on MLK Blvd would get his case thrown out for an improperly filed one, right?
==
Not exactly. The evidence would be inadmissible. Unless there is an exception. For example inevitable discovery. The cops would have found it anyway even without the bogus warrant. You can still have a case without warrant evidence, if there is other evidence. Testifying witness(es). Etc. etc.

Posted by: but I haven't looked at this yet at August 12, 2022 05:01 PM (l8y72)

418 Btw, kind of interesting that they would release the warrant, et al, at 4 PM on a Friday afternoon.

That Trump is so hated within this country that they just had to release these docs during the "news dump" hour.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 12, 2022 05:01 PM (KbCG3)

419 Said been listening to progressive music since 1997

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2022 05:01 PM (k8B25)

420 >well, I'm no expert but it looks like they'd have to do it in florida which is no DC

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-


oh They'll find a way to do it in DC

Posted by: DB at August 12, 2022 05:01 PM (geLO8)

421 Aussieland vs India in COVID deaths per 100k

Guess who used universal Ivermectin??

https://tinyurl.com/3pyb5vbm

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 05:01 PM (BRHaw)

422 414 RIP Anne Heche, I didn't like or dislike her, but what a terrible way to go.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 12, 2022 05:01 PM (8GBH4)

Yes RIP

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2022 05:01 PM (bs+z0)

423 I suspect that, like a lot of things, the witches of yesteryear and today are more than a bit different. Back then, we're probably talking about spooky chicks into nature, tarot, crystals, spiritualism, maybe something kinky like sex magic. Sort of hippy-adjacent, but with the weird dial turned up.

*

The best witches I'm aware of are Terry Pratchett's (Discworld author). They are pretty much just old ladies who do stuff no one else wants to do for people. Things like cut elderly peoples' toenails, or do other yucky stuff like that.

Every once in a while they'll do something involving magic, but they mostly know that their power lies in the social status of making people wonder how they can do the unpleasant things they do.

Probably my favorite Discworld series, I guess. Well thought out, and that's saying a lot because he has such depth to every one of his characters.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 12, 2022 05:01 PM (/zWKu)

424 "Why you so scared of a woman in charge?"

Kathy Hochul
Hillary Clinton
Jacinda Ardern
Randi Weingarten
AOC
Lori Lightfoot

Need I go on?

Posted by: red speck at August 12, 2022 05:01 PM (gS3OW)

425 OK, I made it 13 seconds in. It sucks. But I can't say it stands out in today's universe of suck.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 12, 2022 05:02 PM (TgBWG)

426 This just in: Anne was in hot pursuit of them Duke boys.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 12, 2022 05:02 PM (WHt4f)

427 Why is divorce so expensive? I’ve never quite understood. Ok you have lawyer fees. But unless it’s a Trump divorce with gazillions in assets and properties and holding companies and stuff, why is is such a long process? You’d think for an average couple that owns a house and a couple of cars and has $20k in the bank, it would take an afternoon to figure it all out.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 12, 2022 05:02 PM (OalnH)

428 I wrote a song called C.U.N.T but none of the big producers ever called me back.

It could have been huge!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 12, 2022 05:02 PM (R/m4+)

429 How does that joke go? Women marry men expecting them to change, men marry women expecting that they'll never change.

Yeah, she goes in thinking "I can fix him" and he goes in thinking "She'll always be this sweet and hot and adoring"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 05:02 PM (Ivdso)

430 244 Sean Davis (twitter) : Under "Attachment B" of the FBI raid document, Garland demanded the seizure of literally any record Trump ever saw, read, or created over the entire 4-year term of his presidency: "Any government and/or Presidential Records created between January 20, 2017, and January 20, 2021."
-----------------

Deep State: "Everyone gets a Presidential Library except you Trump"

Posted by: WisRich at August 12, 2022 05:02 PM (G0vdT)

431 None of those women weigh anything near the same as a duck. Frikin' poseurs.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 12, 2022 05:02 PM (BJKQV)

432 396 She almost had a baby once, instead chose a career.

At night she takes her Zoloft that she washes down with beer.

She doesn't know what joy feels like but looks strong and empowered.

She thought about her wrists a lot last time she took a shower.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 12, 2022 04:58 PM (BJKQV)

Astounding.
I do not know this song.

Posted by: m at August 12, 2022 05:02 PM (8rTNG)

433 oh They'll find a way to do it in DC
Posted by: DB at A

yeah, but the ped fed devils fucked around in Florida and they will eventually go on trial there for this bullshit

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 12, 2022 05:02 PM (OuH7W)

434 Imagine having a shitfaced hollywood bint crash a car thru your living room wall at 90 mph. I hope somebody got it on video.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 12, 2022 04:56 PM (WHt4f)
........

or at least an autograph.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2022 05:02 PM (v0R5T)

435 The FBI confiscated all the prepared EVIDENCE that Trump was going to use in his CIVIL LAWSUIT against the FBI and the DOJ. They literally took the Exhibits that were already in folders for submission to the Court.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 12, 2022 05:03 PM (fwMn9)

436 well, I'm no expert but it looks like they'd have to do it in florida which is no DC
==
where were the documents taken from . . .

DC

DC Judge and Jury coming right up!!!!

Posted by: but I haven't looked at this yet at August 12, 2022 05:03 PM (0So3B)

437 Better than the wet pussy song I guess?
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 12, 2022 04:58 PM (OalnH)

hey, the Asylum Street Spankers did a great song about a cat,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX6FUQG3z-I


oh, you meat that rapper chick... yeah, that one sucks too

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at August 12, 2022 05:03 PM (p03vF)

438 I call that marriage.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 12, 2022 04:55 PM

I don't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2022 05:03 PM (wvo9L)

439 Is Morning Joe trying to pull off an Elvis Costello impersonation?

What a dork. Make sure you give Mika a tambourine to bang against her thigh.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 12, 2022 05:03 PM (TNyrE)

440 speaking of witches, ha ha:
Broken down by party, Republicans favor Hageman by a margin of 68 percent to Cheney's 15 percent while Democrats favor Cheney 98 percent to Hageman's 2 percent. Independents are more evenly split with Cheney up slightly at 43 percent over Hageman's 41 percent.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 12, 2022 05:03 PM (8GBH4)

441 I had Harrison Ford down for the Fiery Crash Deadpool.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 12, 2022 05:03 PM (44ww/)

442 I suspect that, like a lot of things, the witches of yesteryear and today are more than a bit different.
___________

Imagine a coven of multicolored hair-dyed, pierced and tattooed Trigglypuffs dancing au naturel around the fire underneath the moonlight.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2022 05:04 PM (fs1hN)

443 Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 12, 2022 05:03 PM (fwMn9)

I imagine his lawyers would have copies of the important ones... Expect their offices to be raided

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2022 05:04 PM (bs+z0)

444 Heche picked a bad way to have a car wreck, but she was in no pain when she died. I suspect she was in a medically induced coma the moment someone with the drugs arrived.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 12, 2022 05:04 PM (/zWKu)

445 well, I'm no expert but it looks like they'd have to do it in florida which is no DC
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 12, 2022 04:59 PM


No, no, no, citizen...the crime of removing the documents happened in D.C. Our completely impartial D.C. jury will take it from here.

Posted by: The Department of Just Us at August 12, 2022 05:04 PM (RkC6l)

446 Anne Heche was in that movie with Vince Vaughn about drug smuggling in Thailand. It was good. All I got.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 12, 2022 05:04 PM (OalnH)

447 120 Oh FFS,
killmenow
Posted by: nurse ratched

Sigh. Same.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 12, 2022 05:04 PM (OX9vb)

448 Did the find trump's Russian passport? If indicted will he get an ankle bracelet? He says that he declassified them but there are some things a POTUS can no unitarily declassify
And anything that is stamped top secret remains top secret along as the document has a stamp even if later it is officially declassified

Posted by: Paul at August 12, 2022 05:04 PM (yPP6C)

449 Got a black magic VP
Got a black magic VP
I've got a black magic VP
Got me so blind I can't see
That she's a black magic VP
She making no sense as far I can see

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 12, 2022 05:04 PM (FVME7)

450 Sign of the Gypsy Queen with April Wine is not about a witch by name but its witchy as all get out

https://youtu.be/qQZIhFQjUfE
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 04:58 PM (Ivdso)
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Agree!

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2022 05:04 PM (krQz2)

451 RIP Anne Heche, I didn't like or dislike her, but what a terrible way to go.

Same. She had a pretty bad childhood and her adult life was a mess.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 12, 2022 05:04 PM (nxdel)

452 well, I'm no expert but it looks like they'd have to do it in florida which is no DC

The grand jury is in DC.

Of course they'll charge him in DC - they'll claim that the violations of the Espionage Act occurred there.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 12, 2022 05:04 PM (I2/tG)

453 The FBI confiscated all the prepared EVIDENCE that Trump was going to use in his CIVIL LAWSUIT against the FBI and the DOJ.

*

Oh damn.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 12, 2022 05:04 PM (/zWKu)

454 Imagine having a shitfaced hollywood bint crash a car thru your living room wall at 90 mph. I hope somebody got it on video.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 12, 2022 04:56 PM (WHt4f)


Maybe Elton John will record an updated version of Candle In The Wind.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 05:04 PM (guGkK)

455 They've crossed The Rubicon but are they prepared to cross The Rubicon of The Rubicon?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 12, 2022 04:59 PM (oX2px)

They have no other choice. They've committed everything and they're running out of time.

From Forward Observer:

BOWMAN TO INTRODUCE PRICE CONTROL BILL: Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-NY), who is backed by the Democratic Socialists of America, is set to introduce the "Emergency Price Stabilization Act," which would give the White House powers to control prices for rent and housing, food, energy, and health care. Bowman said it’s important that the federal government "act quickly to protect people from the kinds of price shocks we are seeing now," and goes further to say that the bill is a first step "to redesign our economy". Bowman added that "we need a revolution in governance."

Posted by: CZ - FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 12, 2022 05:05 PM (MkuC5)

456 It was that damn traffic circle!

Posted by: almost zombie Anne Heche at August 12, 2022 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

457 >>Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it?

Posted by: Boswell at August 12, 2022 05:05 PM (+Cgut)

458 The business was a "mobile wine tasting" service. They go to your house and set up wine tastings for you and your friends in the comfort of your own home. Like a Tupperware party for embittered dames.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2022 04:39 PM

That sounds like a great opportunity for a "real man" to get with women.
Here's my card.

Posted by: 6 figure income, here I come. I got the rest at August 12, 2022 05:05 PM (MFphb)

459 Best song about a witch is Fleetwood Mac's Rhiannon.

Posted by: Mark1971
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Nope. Sign of the Gypsy Queen by April Wine.
Posted by: Axeman
==============
Stan Roger's "The Witch of the Westmorland" begs to disagree!
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Nxls60aYSZA

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 05:05 PM (yikp0)

460 It seems that Anne Heche lived the feminist's dream. And, as usual, it turned life into a feminist nightmare.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 12, 2022 05:05 PM (BJKQV)

461 Is Morning Joe trying to pull off an Elvis Costello impersonation?

Just looks like Butthead to me

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 05:05 PM (Ivdso)

462 What’s with all these twats singing or rapping or farting about how commanding and awesome they are in bed? I would think by now everyone knows that girls that talk or act in public like that are usually the lame ones, the ones not much better than jerking off. The real freaks, the really fun ones, are the quieter girls that don’t spend all their time bragging about it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 12, 2022 05:05 PM (zh0QI)

463 Yay, dumbass Paul is here to be a dumbass.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 12, 2022 05:05 PM (/zWKu)

464 Yeah, she goes in thinking "I can fix him" and he goes in thinking "She'll always be this sweet and hot and adoring"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 05:02 PM (Ivdso)

Do you know anyone who's happily married?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2022 05:05 PM (wvo9L)

465 He says that he declassified them but there are some things a POTUS can no unitarily declassify
Posted by: Paul at August 12, 2022 05:04 PM (yPP6C)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2022 05:06 PM (llXky)

466 And anything that is stamped top secret remains top secret along as the document has a stamp even if later it is officially declassified

Bullshit.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 12, 2022 05:06 PM (ZSK0i)

467 He says that he declassified them but there are some things a POTUS can no unitarily declassify

Wrong.

And anything that is stamped top secret remains top secret along as the document has a stamp even if later it is officially declassified

Wrong again.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 12, 2022 05:06 PM (I2/tG)

468 RIP Anne Heche, I didn't like or dislike her, but what a terrible way to go.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 12, 2022 05:01 PM (8GBH4)

i mean, i think with everything in her system, she didn't much notice. but yeah, RIP

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at August 12, 2022 05:06 PM (p03vF)

469 I wrote a song called C.U.N.T but none of the big producers ever called me back.

It could have been huge!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 12, 2022 05:02 PM (R/m4+)
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Why you say that?

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at August 12, 2022 05:06 PM (krQz2)

470 Do you know anyone who's happily married?

They are the ones who figured out they were wrong and worked it out between them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2022 05:06 PM (Ivdso)

471 Stan Roger's "The Witch of the Westmorland" begs to disagree!

**

(fistbump)

"There's none can harm a knight who's lain..."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 12, 2022 05:06 PM (/zWKu)

472 Kathy Hochul
Hillary Clinton
Jacinda Ardern
Randi Weingarten
AOC
Lori Lightfoot

Need I go on?
Posted by: red speck at August 12, 2022 05:01 PM (gS3OW)

They dont have dicks!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 05:06 PM (BRHaw)

473 It seems that Anne Heche lived the feminist's dream. And, as usual, it turned life into a feminist nightmare.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 12, 2022 05:05 PM (BJKQV)
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Not really. She was a very confused person. It's sad what happened to her - and of course the children she leaves behind.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2022 05:07 PM (llXky)

474 Oh. Did Trump unitarily declassify something?

*snort*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 05:07 PM (guGkK)

475 Among the many positives of my curmudgeonhood is the fact that I'll probably never hear this crap.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 12, 2022 05:07 PM (sWM8x)

476 Back then, we're probably talking about spooky chicks into nature, tarot, crystals, spiritualism, maybe something kinky like sex magic.

------

I'm not sure what you mean by "yesteryear" but I suspect the Salem witch trials happened because the Puritans got tired of putting up with shit from witches just like the bullshit from the work of today.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 12, 2022 05:07 PM (fwMn9)

477 nah, but you see...the OPM voluntarily mailed stuff from dc but possession transferred to florida.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 12, 2022 05:07 PM (OuH7W)

478 Mercifully, NOOD

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 12, 2022 05:07 PM (ByYEI)

479 NOOD

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 12, 2022 05:07 PM (ZSK0i)

480 The seizing of evidence is a fascinating thought. And you know it's the right answer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 12, 2022 05:07 PM (/zWKu)

481 Paula thinks POTUS cannot declassify docs? Holy shit bud, you make Raimondo seem like a Mesna member.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 12, 2022 05:07 PM (OalnH)

482 Anne was good in movies, definitely way to early to check out of life because of a accident.

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2022 05:08 PM (k8B25)

483 Paul Walker, of Fast and Furious, had the same type of accident in Pennsylvania some years back.

Vin Diesel said making The Last Witch Hunter helped him cope with Walker's death.

Posted by: Lola at August 12, 2022 05:08 PM (NIYa7)

484 Sorry Paul, wrong again - the President has the ultimate declassification authority. Under your stupid reading of things, the National Archivist and FBI thugs have higher classification powers than the President, which should be wrong even to a dunce like you.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 12, 2022 05:08 PM (Rl7KJ)

485 He says that he declassified them but there are some things a POTUS can no unitarily declassify

Posted by: Paul at August 12, 2022 05:04 PM (yPP6C)
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Something that is not in the Constitution, I'm guessing.

Just part of the Rule of Men that Washington has adopted.

1. Plenary power.
2. All executive power vested in him.

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at August 12, 2022 05:08 PM (krQz2)

486 421 Aussieland vs India in COVID deaths per 100k

Guess who used universal Ivermectin??

https://tinyurl.com/3pyb5vbm
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 05:01 PM (BRHaw)

Sorry, not peer reviewed, double blinded study...

#bebetter

Posted by: CDC FDA WHO at August 12, 2022 05:08 PM (BgMrQ)

487 And anything that is stamped top secret remains top secret along as the document has a stamp even if later it is officially declassified

My father served in Naval Intelligence in the Second World War, and since I was a history nut, he gave me the files he was allowed to take when he left the military that had info about potential invasion beaches in Japan and whatnot.

"Top secret" stamps all over the place.

Oddly, this wasn't illegal.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 12, 2022 05:09 PM (I2/tG)

488 Imagine a coven of multicolored hair-dyed, pierced and tattooed Trigglypuffs dancing au naturel around the fire underneath the moonlight.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2022 05:04 PM (fs1hN)

whelp, there went my apatite.

my gainz thank you...

Posted by: SturmToddler (WhsXQ) at August 12, 2022 05:09 PM (p03vF)

489 Kate Bush is very, very, very overrated in my humble opinion.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 12, 2022 04:42 PM (ppBhU)


I liked her a lot when she first hit the scene, but IMO it was really all downhill after Hounds of Love and spotty before hand. TBH, she would probably have wound up waiting tables if David Gilmour hadn't pushed her. Not many people get that kind of break - and a record label that will sign you up just to humor one of their biggest artists.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at August 12, 2022 05:09 PM (zB/T/)

490 Would you look at the cojones on this guy...

Donald Trump Mocks Claim He Had Classified Documents on Nuclear Weapons at Mar-a-Lago

tinyurl.com/mr28znv6

Posted by: Commentor What Got a Shirt at August 12, 2022 05:10 PM (kkKmS)

491 29>>> I also love how culturally diverse the people are in this mv - a blonde, a brunette, a redhead

I literally laughed out loud.


I work in marketing. It's a perpetual problem to be caught "not showing diversity." I call photos like this "one-of-each-ism." So patently pandering.

Posted by: red speck at August 12, 2022 05:10 PM (gS3OW)

492 Do you know anyone who's happily married?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2022 05:05 PM (wvo9L)

--------
My wife just got word that her offer on a condo a couple of towns over was accepted. Our house goes on the market next week and I'll be moving out west in a couple months.

Honestly, this is the least-worst outcome.

Posted by: 496 at August 12, 2022 05:10 PM (VJsqe)

493 448 Did the find trump's Russian passport? If indicted will he get an ankle bracelet? He says that he declassified them but there are some things a POTUS can no unitarily declassify
And anything that is stamped top secret remains top secret along as the document has a stamp even if later it is officially declassified
Posted by: Paul at August 12, 2022 05:04 PM (yPP6C)

Hold your breath till Trump's indicted. I'm sure it will be any moment now. lol Don't you simps get tired of waiting?

Posted by: DFCtomm at August 12, 2022 05:10 PM (OHy0b)

494 Sorry Paul, wrong again - the President has the ultimate declassification authority. Under your stupid reading of things, the National Archivist and FBI thugs have higher classification powers than the President, which should be wrong even to a dunce like you.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 12, 2022 05:08 PM (Rl7KJ)
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Well, he's got to make excuses for a POTUS candidate that whined that she wouldn't be able to tell what was classified until some underling classified it.

That was "The Most Qualified Presidential Candidate EVER", btw.

These people wear their Constitutional illiteracy like a bage of honor.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2022 05:11 PM (krQz2)

495 RIP Anne Heche, I didn't like or dislike her, but what a terrible way to go.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 12, 2022 05:01 PM (8GBH4)

Wait - didn't she die after she strapped herself to a vehicle that reached hypersonic speed that ultimately crashed into some poor hippy's house in LA county? I mean, if so, she went out like she always was meant to go...she died doing what she loved.

Posted by: Boswell at August 12, 2022 05:11 PM (+Cgut)

496 >>And anything that is stamped top secret remains top secret along as the document has a stamp even if later it is officially declassified

So you're saying that the 22 documents labeled Top Secret that were found on Hillary's illegal private email server were still Top Secret largely because she didn't have the authority to declassify them?

No shit, dickhead.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2022 05:14 PM (ZLI7S)

497 460 It seems that Anne Heche lived the feminist's dream. And, as usual, it turned life into a feminist nightmare.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 12, 2022 05:05 PM (BJKQV)

Going 90 MPH through a neighborhood seems troublesome to me unless the driver was having serious anger issues or flashbacks of playing Grand Theft Auto.. Maybe Heche thought she was in a movie..

Posted by: Commentor What Got a Shirt at August 12, 2022 05:15 PM (kkKmS)

498 Wait - didn't she die after she strapped herself to a vehicle that reached hypersonic speed that ultimately crashed into some poor hippy's house in LA county? I mean, if so, she went out like she always was meant to go...she died doing what she loved.

Posted by: Boswell at August 12, 2022 05:11 PM (+Cgut)

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An audition for the even MOAR #Woke Thelma and Louise gay and trans reboot gone wrong ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 12, 2022 05:15 PM (YwGbH)

499 Remember. The process is the punishment.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 12, 2022 05:16 PM (Qhnrt)

500
Woman In Total Control (of) Herself. (W.I.T.C.H)
Till I show up.

Posted by: Tiny Hairy Spider at August 12, 2022 05:17 PM (t6XCL)

501 you fuckwads think the guy who has been so clean that they scoured his business dealings, his taxes, his record as president, basically everything and they got nothing. they couldn't even get his lawyer to compose anything.

but he somehow violated some sort of law on leaving office? like, "oh sure gimme some top secret shit that's illegal."

fine, libs, hillary, obama and carter are going down in 3 years.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 12, 2022 05:17 PM (OuH7W)

502 fine, libs, hillary, obama and carter are going down in 3 years.
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-D

fucking Biden and Pelosi too.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 12, 2022 05:18 PM (OuH7W)

503
Devon... go make me a Stacked, Appetizing Napolitano With Italian Capocollo (and) Ham.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2022 05:18 PM (IXpV7)

504 NGL, I just downvoted about 20 videos of hers.

I’m on the toilet and bored. Shrug.

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at August 12, 2022 05:21 PM (31l4A)

505 Yeah, the experts are only expert in speaking with absolute confidence about things they know nothing about, no matter how many times they're proven wrong.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 12, 2022 05:44 PM (BJKQV)

506 >>>1.) Woman In Total Control (of) Herself
No, no, no, you dumb slit. You don't get to selectively drop prepositions to make your gay little acronym. You're either a wtch or a witcoh. Can't have it both ways.

duro pero justo

Posted by: Chuy at August 12, 2022 05:45 PM (B3oWe)

507 "alphanumeric"

All of my Teletype machines would do alphanumeric, and one of them had the cool weather symbols too. No lower case, sorry.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at August 12, 2022 06:16 PM (qpX6U)

508 Now playing, Tities And Beer.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 12, 2022 06:19 PM (nUp80)

509 Looks like a few of them wear underwear with dickholes in them

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 12, 2022 06:28 PM (HJcWr)

510 As if ANY other evidence were needed (I mean, other than the Fall of Western Civilization) that 19A was an existential error that needs immediately to be repealed.

Posted by: Alexander Scipio at August 12, 2022 07:42 PM (+uzCP)

511 I wouldn't have sex with a single one of those "witches" in that video, even with someone else's dick.

Posted by: West at August 12, 2022 09:27 PM (QY+6a)

512 What is this thing that is in total control of iitself? What is this "woman" you speak of?

Posted by: P. Mo at August 14, 2022 12:37 AM (PN4ah)

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