Noted Theologian Whoopi Goldberg: If God Didn't Want Me to Have an Abortion He Shouldn't Have Invented Forceps and Intravaginal Vacuums

I'm only covering The View as a kind of celebration of Hot Air getting rid of BulwarkPundit.*

She's so wise. I've seen her play wise people in movies so she must have wisdom to share with me.


After Elizabeth Hasselback -- returning as a guest; seems like old times -- made some comments about the value of human life, Whoopi Goldberg declared that God gave her the power to know which lives had value and which... not so much:

Goldberg then used Hasselbeck's beautiful comments about life and God to make her ghoulish proclamation. "God doesn't make mistakes. God made us smart enough to know when it wasn't going to work for us. That's the beauty of giving us freedom of choice," she declared. "No. No," Hasselbeck pushed back.

"Yes. Because I know my relationship, you know, my relationship [with God] is always choppy," Goldberg quipped. "I also know that God made me smart enough to know that if there are alternatives out there that can work for me, I will investigate them," she added.

Is she sure she's talking about God? As Nick Fondacaro remarks, she certainly sounds like she's talking about a scalier, more reptilian visitor in the Garden of Eden.

Whoopi Goldeberg then followed Biden's lead and decided to redefine "pro-life" as "pro-abortion."


GOLDBERG: And again, before we go, let me just point out: no one -- no one at this table is not pro-life. Nobody at this table is not pro-life. I just want to make sure we all know that. Nobody is happy about going to get an abortion.

HASSELBECK: That's not pro-life.


* Actually, it's kind of a slow news day, and what I'm really doing is posting just about anything that comes across my transom. Until the news gets more interesting, I'm taking the stance that "it doesn't have to be good, it just has to keep the pixels stuck to the screen."

Posted by: Ace at 02:08 PM




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1 First?!?!?

Posted by: Greyman27 at August 04, 2022 02:07 PM (RKLPC)

2 Yeah.

Posted by: Greyman27 at August 04, 2022 02:07 PM (RKLPC)

3 So vapid. Maybe that would be a good name for her show.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 02:08 PM (ftFVW)

4 Evil. In other news, water is wet.

Posted by: soulpile at August 04, 2022 02:08 PM (hiX0r)

5 We are blessed that Whoopi never reproduced.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2022 02:09 PM (4og8o)

6 DeSantis made the correct choice.

Posted by: rd at August 04, 2022 02:09 PM (Z32m1)

7 God invented automatic weapons too, no?

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:09 PM (7nHS1)

8 if god did not want Jews to die a fiery death , he would not have invented ovens!

--Adolf Eichmann

Posted by: runner at August 04, 2022 02:09 PM (Hoi1m)

9 Consider a Brian Stelter / Joy Behar love child.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2022 02:09 PM (a3Q+t)

10 I dunno, for some reason I do not buy their shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2022 02:09 PM (dNqv+)

11 >>>Whoopi Goldberg declared that God gave her the power to know which lives had value and which... not so much.


You know who else had that power?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 04, 2022 02:10 PM (U3uv2)

12 Why didn't God give her the wisdom to use birth control?

Posted by: huerfano at August 04, 2022 02:10 PM (dTFZY)

13 She's not just dumb, she's dumb dumb.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 04, 2022 02:10 PM (U3uv2)

14

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 04, 2022 02:10 PM (SWi3y)

15 ace, the legal conserva bloggers are getting into the Alex Jones trial. It's amazing. The judge is a blue haired, current thing NPC.

I'm not an alex jones guy but I'm appalled by the current soviet show trial the left is foisting on a bad opinion holder.

1. Jones couldn't comply with discovery of deleted google and youtube info, so the judge, instead of nominal remedial actions, took the insane step of directing a verdict against him.

2. as far as I can tell he's being sued for intentional emotional distress...which ... you know seems to be anti-free speech.

anyway, it's an interesting topic

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 04, 2022 02:10 PM (OuH7W)

16 I call it the Spew, there is a raw of stupidium there,

Posted by: no 6 at August 04, 2022 02:10 PM (i0Lci)

17 And gas chambers. God invented those. Let's hear Whoopi's opinion on them.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:10 PM (7nHS1)

18
Pro Tip : If you close your eyes, put your ear next to it and concentrate, you can smell the ocean.

Posted by: Ted Danson at August 04, 2022 02:10 PM (CLmI/)

19 She's a walking abattoir. Her uterus is more dangerous for a yute than the south side of Chicago.

Posted by: Greyman27 at August 04, 2022 02:10 PM (RKLPC)

20 Ehh she's not too far off lot of mainline protestant churches these days. Hey if it feels right it probably is! Yolo!

Posted by: brak at August 04, 2022 02:10 PM (IPla5)

21 Ok, that was flippant. You know, her argument can be made the other way. If God made us smart, then he made us in a way that we can look at abortion and say, "hey, maybe don't kill that life, but nurture it instead." Or, get this, maybe He made us smart enough to say, "Yeah, ok, don't want to get pregnant, don't have sex or use contraception and accept responsibility if it fails."

You can't just argue one way and make it fact.

Posted by: soulpile at August 04, 2022 02:11 PM (hiX0r)

22 Until the news gets more interesting, I'm taking the stance that "it doesn't have to be good, it just has to keep the pixels stuck to the screen."

Posted by: Ace

Please, pretty please don't wish for interesting times.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 02:11 PM (ftFVW)

23 Isn't *she* going to be surprised.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:11 PM (llON8)

24 >>Why didn't God give her the wisdom to use birth control?


To be fair. Just. Look at her!

I tried, man. I tried.

Posted by: The Creator at August 04, 2022 02:11 PM (CLmI/)

25 As I said yesterday, if God doesn't make mistakes, then the baby wasn't a mistake. Didn't think of that, did you Whoopi?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:11 PM (DRSnL)

26 "I also know that God made me smart enough to know that if there are alternatives out there that can work for me, I will investigate them..."

Oh, Caryn Johnson - you aren't smart, not even a little bit. You would drown looking up in the rain, you awful awful creature.

Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at August 04, 2022 02:11 PM (9s20h)

27 Goldberg says "God doesn't make mistakes" and thus it's in his plan to have women choose abortion.

God doesn't make mistakes, so its his plan to have me shoot this guy muscling in on my turf!

Posted by: Some gangbanger about to shoot another gangbanger at August 04, 2022 02:11 PM (ESjRY)

28 "Actually, it's kind of a slow news day, and what I'm really doing is posting just about anything that comes across my transom."

Slow news day? Really? What about the results from the AZ and other primaries last night?

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 04, 2022 02:11 PM (iFTx/)

29 so, yeah, certain people can be serevely emotionally distressed by things people say when those things aren't in line with the current thing and therefore the courts can take away your house.

they're still working on putting ppl in jail, especially if you read the uninformed lunatic liberals posting about it. But for now completely bankrupting you will do.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 04, 2022 02:11 PM (OuH7W)

30 Sitcky pixels is a good name for a pron site.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (UuD2k)

31 I, for one, am pleased (in a very grim kind of way) that the veil is falling from our society, so that we may see everyone and everything in our society as they truly are.


In the two years since the election was flatout stolen, I have come to realize so much about the world... how dark it truly is, how the hand of the diabolical, which I always presumed would be subtle and careful to avoid detection, lest its machinations become obvious, has actually been brazen as can be for the entirety of our time here.


These people reveal themselves as servants of darkness; witting or unwitting I don't know, and honestly at this point, it doesn't really matter.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (6JL3d)

32 Mr. Bundy says "God doesn't make mistakes" and thus it's in his plan to have men choose rape/murder."God made us smart enough to know when it wasn't going to work for us. That's the beauty of giving us freedom of choice."
"My relationship [with God] is always choppy," he adds.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (BJKQV)

33 So Whoopi is now a Deity

Nice to know

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (k8B25)

34
Ugh, you got a lot of Whoopi sludge on my screen.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (P6qMv)

35 > Goldberg says "God doesn't make mistakes" and thus it's in his plan to have women choose abortion."

If God didn't want us to sin, he would have taken away our capacity to sin!

Posted by: Lucifer at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (eyxn4)

36 * Actually, it's kind of a slow news day, and what I'm really doing is posting just about anything that comes across my transom. Until the news gets more interesting, I'm taking the stance that "it doesn't have to be good, it just has to keep the pixels stuck to the screen."

Posted by: Ace at 02:08 PM


Solid strategy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (DRSnL)

37 God bless Elizabeth going into that viper's den. It takes some strength to stand your ground before those viragos.

Posted by: Moki at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (JrN/x)

38 Thats it, I'm never watching Ghost again.

Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (0jZnq)

39 the judge somehow copyrighted the trial itself, which seems odd. So that only certain people with the right beliefs can cover it live. Or something. Barnes and Frei are complaining. Somehow, get this, Reiketa law got banned on youtube so he can't cover it.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (OuH7W)

40 Until the news gets more interesting, I'm taking the stance that "it doesn't have to be good, it just has to keep the pixels stuck to the screen."

So the 100-comment rule has been suspended?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (a3Q+t)

41 Do dreadlocks cause brain leakage? AFAF

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:13 PM (7nHS1)

42 Whoopee Goldberg is gross

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 04, 2022 02:13 PM (xIVrO)

43 Ace is using the "spaghetti against the wall" method of blogging?

Interesting.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 04, 2022 02:13 PM (5pTK/)

44 In one sense, God doesn't make mistakes in terms of giving people free will.

In another sense, the child that was conceived is a mistake necessitating it to be snuffed out.

Apparently God is only present when a life is taken, not created.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2022 02:13 PM (KbCG3)

45 "SHE Shouldn't Have Invented Forceps and Intravaginal Vacuums..." I think you mean.

Posted by: moviegique at August 04, 2022 02:13 PM (asXVI)

46 >>> 22 Until the news gets more interesting, I'm taking the stance that "it doesn't have to be good, it just has to keep the pixels stuck to the screen."

Posted by: Ace

Please, pretty please don't wish for interesting times.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 02:11 PM (ftFVW)

Um.... we're already there. The question is only how much worse will Stan's dipshits make things before the whole world goes Sri Lanka on their psycho asses.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:13 PM (llON8)

47 Every time you see an elderly (over, say 50) black woman in a movie/tv, she is imbued with the wisdom of the ages. She is the wisest among us, and her gentle wisdom is always spot on. It never fails.

I hate that trope.

Posted by: 496 at August 04, 2022 02:13 PM (VJsqe)

48 "I'm taking the stance that "it doesn't have to be good, it just has to keep the pixels stuck to the screen.""

Might as well do the Alex Jones trial. Kinda interesting.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at August 04, 2022 02:13 PM (qpX6U)

49 What are the View's ratings?

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 04, 2022 02:14 PM (OuH7W)

50 So is Kari Lake the winner? Media has been awfully quiet. That's why I assume it was called for her. Whoopi and co. can kiss my ass. Idiots. Why anyone watches that dreck or pays attention is beyond me.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 04, 2022 02:14 PM (GwxCX)

51 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

52 Rape and murder are my choice. That’s why God made fire iron and balaclavas.

Posted by: Ted Bundy at August 04, 2022 02:14 PM (vN+oL)

53 "God doesn't make mistakes, except when he makes boys into girls."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

54 15
'The judge is a blue haired, current thing NPC.

I'm not an alex jones guy but..'

Even if you're not, judges like this are coming to a courtroom near you.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 04, 2022 02:14 PM (ruYJi)

55 Nukes, chemical weapons, etc exist, so obviously God wants us to use them as much as possible.

Obviously.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2022 02:14 PM (eyxn4)

56 >>Noted Theologian Whoopi Goldberg: If God Didn't Want Me to Have an Abortion He Shouldn't Have Invented Forceps and Intravaginal Vacuums

Hand to God -

The only time I EVER threw up at work.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood Wet / Dry Vac at August 04, 2022 02:14 PM (CLmI/)

57 oted Theologian Whoopi Goldberg: If God Didn't Want Me to Have an Abortion He Shouldn't Have Invented Forceps and Intravagin

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My mom had a saying framed on her kitchen wall that said " If God had wanted people to run around naked, they would have been born that way." My mom loved walking around undressed!

Posted by: Chillin the most at August 04, 2022 02:14 PM (5XKjn)

58 * Actually, it's kind of a slow news day, and what I'm really doing is posting just about anything that comes across my transom. Until the news gets more interesting, I'm taking the stance that "it doesn't have to be good, it just has to keep the pixels stuck to the screen."

Selling yourself short. This one is just target friendly.

Posted by: 7man at August 04, 2022 02:14 PM (qwO6y)

59 GOLDBERG: And again, before we go, let me just point out: no one -- no one at this table is not pro-life. Nobody at this table is not pro-life. I just want to make sure we all know that. Nobody is happy about going to get an abortion.
HASSELBECK: That's not pro-life.

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Doesn't Whoopi celebrate her abortions?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

60 These people reveal themselves as servants of darkness; witting or unwitting I don't know, and honestly at this point, it doesn't really matter.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (6JL3d)

If the sign says "Hate has no home here," you can bet that hate has a home there. Make note.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 04, 2022 02:15 PM (U3uv2)

61 Here's the deal, life begins at conception, it begins nowhere else.

And snuffing out that life is murder with the only exception being that continuing the pregnancy would result in the death of the mother, which are rare circumstances.

The question is when does that life have value and is worthy of protection.

For most it's at conception.

For others, that life holds no value above their own vanity and selfishness.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 04, 2022 02:15 PM (h6F+D)

62 So God doesn't make mistakes is the *pro* abortion stance now.

The Leftard mind pretzel is really a sight to behold.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:15 PM (7nHS1)

63 God made man smart enough to manufacture firearms and gunpowder and to give us the 2nd amendment in the U.S.

thus, buy Whoppi's "logic", if I shoot her, it is God's will.

Same thing with rape. God made men stronger than women. Thus, God intended men to rape women when they want to.

I could go on with Whoopi's "logic".

Posted by: Mehive at August 04, 2022 02:15 PM (ky+MF)

64 I don't think my vacuum came with an intervaginal attachment. That must be on those fancy, overpriced Dysons.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (UuD2k)

65 How in the world does, "The View" make money for ABC?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (5pTK/)

66 Here's some news: The US to declare monkey pox a national health emergency!

So all you morons stop porking the backsides of homosexual men.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (8GBH4)

67 I think Whoopie has the wrong idea about who God is...I can't imagine God thinking that killing your unborn Child is "free" will... It certainly wouldn't be the will of the Child

Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (bs+z0)

68 I love the anti-religious, liberal hive mind:

God doesn't exist because the world isn't perfect, bad things happen to good people, true believes still endure tragedy, yada yada.

These are the same people who worship government while citing "systemic" failures for all of their shortcomings.

If the inherent goodness of a thing can be undermined by the presence of badness, I'd say government still has a LONG way to go to measure up to God.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (KbCG3)

69 Her relationship with us, was in retrospect, choppy also...

Posted by: Whoopee's half dozen aborted babies at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (pR6X8)

70 "If the sign says 'Hate has no home here,' you can bet that hate has a home there. Make note."

Hate is probably on the mortgage, or is a lien holder. Be sure of that.

Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (9s20h)

71
GOLDBERG: And again, before we go, let me just point out: no one -- no one at this table is not pro-life. Nobody at this table is not pro-life. I just want to make sure we all know that. Nobody is happy about going to get an abortion.



Uh, you're not listening to yourself or your party. Go to any pro "choice" rally. They're fucking EXTATIC about getting abortions "ON DEMAND."

Lying fat cuunt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

72 62 So God doesn't make mistakes is the *pro* abortion stance now.

The Leftard mind pretzel is really a sight to behold.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:15 PM (7nHS1)

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But...the conception was a mistake if they're killing it, unless they think abortion is a good thing, some kind of holy sacrament, and the conception is required for that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

73 Every time you see an elderly (over, say 50) black woman in a movie/tv, she is imbued with the wisdom of the ages. She is the wisest among us, and her gentle wisdom is always spot on. It never fails.

I hate that trope.


I don't!

Posted by: Steven Speedbump King at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (eyxn4)

74 So is Kari Lake the winner? Media has been awfully quiet. That's why I assume it was called for her. Whoopi and co. can kiss my ass. Idiots. Why anyone watches that dreck or pays attention is beyond me.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 04, 2022 02:14 PM (GwxCX)
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I'm pretty sure the media is in, "Turn those machines back on!" mode.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (5pTK/)

75 So all you morons stop porking the backsides of homosexual men.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (8GBH4)

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I've never done it before, so I think I can abstain for another #twoweeks

Posted by: 496 at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (VJsqe)

76 The question is when does that life have value and is worthy of protection.

For most it's at conception.

For others, that life holds no value above their own vanity and selfishness.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 04, 2022 02:15 PM (h6F+D)

“It is a poverty,” she said, “to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish.”
-Mother Teresa

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (dNqv+)

77 * Actually, it's kind of a slow news day, and what I'm really doing is posting just about anything that comes across my transom. Until the news gets more interesting, I'm taking the stance that "it doesn't have to be good, it just has to keep the pixels stuck to the screen."

Posted by: Ace at 02:08 PM



Ace is more transparent than the Biden Administration.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

78 Ace,

Need a story?

https://tinyurl.com/bddx5yy4

"I was a nurse working on a team that recklessly prescribed puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones to kids. I blew the whistle in 2005. Now the government is finally listening."

SEVENTEEN F---ing YEARS! How many kids were destroyed?

Posted by: rd at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (Z32m1)

79 Hey Whoopi I would like to direct you to these here stone tablets.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (7nHS1)

80 "Goldberg then used Hasselbeck's beautiful comments about life and God to make her ghoulish proclamation. "God doesn't make mistakes. God made us smart enough to know when it wasn't going to work for us. That's the beauty of giving us freedom of choice," she declared."


It is not far from that belief to believing God gave you the freedom of choice to execute babies up to weeks or months after birth because you know being a parent won't work for you. One more step along that path of thinking brings you to believing God gave you the freedom of choice to execute anyone who is not working out for you in your life. Republicans, for example.

Posted by: Gref at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (AMIL/)

81 Thumbs up for the Cob who dropped the Ween in the Sidebar. Love that LP.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (CLmI/)

82
"I also know that God made me smart enough..."

Sorry, I couldn't make it past there.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (qpukd)

83 hmm, I don't know if this was mentioned in the desantis thread but I just read that he sent the police to escort the soros DA out "only having access to his personal items"

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (OuH7W)

84 I'm only covering The View as a kind of celebration of Hot Air getting rid of BulwarkPundit.*

Is AnalPundit leaving voluntarily, or is he being kicked out?

Now that you can't read the snarky comments in response to his columns unless you sign up for Salem Media's "VIP" package, what little readership he had has probably collapsed.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (I2/tG)

85 These are the same people who worship government while citing "systemic" failures for all of their shortcomings.

-------------------------------

Yes, they never seen to grasp that all that "systemic" crap was enforced by the govt.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (UuD2k)

86 Didn't some other judge just rule that the NYT is allowed to lie based on their 1st Amendment rights in regards to lying about Sandmann?

What is different here?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (ESjRY)

87 Whopper Goldberg is the democrat party's mad house negress.

Always angry, spewing hate at mens and YT who she cloaks as "republicans".

It is only a matter of time before she destroys a Carl's Jr. for getting her order wrong or running out of chicken nuggets.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (2CExO)

88 But...the conception was a mistake if they're killing it, unless they think abortion is a good thing, some kind of holy sacrament, and the conception is required for that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (LvTSG)
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Norman, coordinate!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (aaGzp)

89 The UN now wants you to know that events are NOT “secretly manipulated behind the scenes by powerful forces with negative intent” and if you encounter anybody who thinks the global elite are conspiring to consolidate power and dictate global events, you must take action.

According to UNESCO, “if you are certain you have encountered a conspiracy theory” on the internet then you must “react” immediately post a relevant link to a “fact-checking website” in the comments.

Please adjust your commenting to comply.

Posted by: Ursula from UN at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (a3Q+t)

90 65 How in the world does, "The View" make money for ABC?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/)[/i/


There are A LOT of women out there who like prolonged inane conversation from old harpies who have not a clue about anything.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (P6qMv)

91 How in the world does, "The View" make money for ABC?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Wine moms (or narrowly not moms) need validation?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (ftFVW)

92 hmm, I don't know if this was mentioned in the desantis thread but I just read that he sent the police to escort the soros DA out "only having access to his personal items"

Probably some interesting materials in the office...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (I2/tG)

93 So, based on the Alex Jones case - can the families of people killed in the twin towers sue someone like Rosie O'Donnell for claiming steel doesn't melt and that it was an inside job?

Or, does this newfound way to apply defamation law only apply against non-leftist conspiracy theorists?

I know, stupid question. Of course it will only apply as against non-leftists.

Posted by: Mehive at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (ky+MF)

94 that killing your unborn Child is "free" will... I
==
it is your free will - making the choice

like if you choose, intentionally and in cold blood, to kill someone.

THOU SHALT NOT . . .

but you get to make your choice

Posted by: I'm not Cecile B Demille but i did just watch the Ten commandments at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (w6hou)

95 If God didn't want us to have monkeypox, he wouldn't have invented anonymous sex between gay men and hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens streaming over the Southern Border.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (lf83v)

96 70 "If the sign says 'Hate has no home here,' you can bet that hate has a home there. Make note."

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they're the kind of non-haters who want to send people to jail for wrong think

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (OuH7W)

97 I believe Elizabeth got the best of Whoopie. No matter how much krappe Whoopie throws out there.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (tQL7r)

98 Abortion is THE most selfish thing you can do.

God made us smart enough to know when it wasn't going to work for us. That's the beauty of giving us freedom of choice," she declared.

That shows you right there. You're making a decision that YOU are MORE IMPORTANT and you have more to give than the unborn child inside you.

Judgement Day will NOT be kind to these heathen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

99 If only she had been hit by lightning (or an arcing current from a falling studio light) to press the point home.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (WWh8n)

100 >>> 89 The UN now wants you to know that events are NOT “secretly manipulated behind the scenes by powerful forces with negative intent” and if you encounter anybody who thinks the global elite are conspiring to consolidate power and dictate global events, you must take action.

According to UNESCO, “if you are certain you have encountered a conspiracy theory” on the internet then you must “react” immediately post a relevant link to a “fact-checking website” in the comments.

Please adjust your commenting to comply.
Posted by: Ursula from UN at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (a3Q+t)

This is partially correct. These days the psychos are pretty much open about what they want.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (llON8)

101 Is that like New Directions in the Anthropology of Christianity which I'm not able to understand?



Posted by: Lola at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (NIYa7)

102 91 How in the world does, "The View" make money for ABC?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Wine moms (or narrowly not moms) need validation?
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (ftFVW)

Instruction, She Hobbit. Marching orders. What to think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (dNqv+)

103 Shutup Whitey,

I've played Nuns in movies AND I stayed at a Holiday Express last nite. I _NO_ w'at I'm talking 'bout.

Posted by: Whoopi at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (2waQ7)

104 So I suppose Whoopi believes her life has value?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (cIsB2)

105
Uh. huh. G-d gave you free will, so whatever you do is ok. G-d made things, so you can use them however you want. Nice logic, Whoopi, you stupid cow.

Try this one out: "G-d doesn't make mistakes," and thus it's in his plan to have white people choose to use slave labor. "God made us smart enough to know when paying employees wasn't going to work for us. That's the beauty of giving us freedom of choice. And whips."

I kinda think that theological argument might not be very palatable to this dumb fuckin' pig.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (IXpV7)

106 86 Didn't some other judge just rule that the NYT is allowed to lie based on their 1st Amendment rights in regards to lying about Sandmann?

///

sue them in texas, for intention emotional distress

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (OuH7W)

107 65 How in the world does, "The View" make money for ABC?
--------------------
It doesn't. Its a strategic asset. Not making this up. Has been ever since Baba Wawa invented it. Manhattan Media has spent years creating Karens and Fairfax Couny Winemoms. Crimes against humanity.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2022 02:20 PM (4og8o)

108 >>How in the world does, "The View" make money for ABC?


No idea. Women never stop talking... but they rarely seem to listen to each other.

Why anyone would tune into a show with their basic recipe astounds me.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2022 02:20 PM (CLmI/)

109 According to UNESCO, “if you are certain you have encountered a conspiracy theory” on the internet then you must “react” immediately post a relevant link to a “fact-checking website” in the comments.

Please adjust your commenting to comply.
Posted by: Ursula from UN at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (a3Q+t)
++++
I *must,* UNESCO? I *must* do as I'm told.

First, you *must* blow me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:20 PM (WWh8n)

110 To any liberal thinking Whoopi made a salient point, the next time you take a pregnancy test and it comes back positive, repeat the line: God doesn't make mistakes.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2022 02:20 PM (KbCG3)

111 Whoopi's not just a comedian; she's a philosopher

Posted by: Caliban at August 04, 2022 02:20 PM (HgGBT)

112
SEVENTEEN F---ing YEARS! How many kids were destroyed?
Posted by: rd at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (Z32m1)



Watch tiktok. It will give you an idea.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

113 A slow news day just means the MSM does not have any propaganda orders from the cabal yet.

No worries. Hunter is still alive and ready to be thrown under the bus.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 04, 2022 02:20 PM (haWye)

114 would you say she's an austere religious scholar?

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 04, 2022 02:20 PM (OuH7W)

115 I kinda think that theological argument might not be very palatable to this dumb fuckin' pig.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (IXpV7)
++++
RHEEEEE! THAT'S DIFFERENT!!!

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg, probabky at August 04, 2022 02:20 PM (WWh8n)

116 I don't think anything annoys me more than when liberals who absolutely despise religion try to flip the "on/off" switch on where they decide to wrap their rhetoric in religion.

"Jesus would have baked the cake for a gay wedding, etc."

Posted by: Blago at August 04, 2022 02:20 PM (PwNLq)

117 Ace is more transparent than the Biden Administration.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

Ever see Joe without any makeup? He's pretty transparent.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 04, 2022 02:21 PM (qH6FZ)

118 Ace is more transparent than the Biden Administration.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)


Pretty low bar, there.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:21 PM (DRSnL)

119 I'm surprised ace hasn't commented on the Jack Posobiec/Jon Stewart confrontation/debate this past weekend over the veterans bill Stewart wants passed.

Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2022 02:21 PM (0jZnq)

120 Yes, they never seen to grasp that all that "systemic" crap was enforced by the govt.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (UuD2k)

Real government has never been tried.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:21 PM (7nHS1)

121 After Elizabeth Hasselback...

She's the pretty one, right? I'm just assuming.

Posted by: t-bird at August 04, 2022 02:21 PM (Jg92y)

122 She's an average seventh-grade smart ass. It's hard to tell just what it was that arrested her development. Maybe it was that nasty abortion habit of hers.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 04, 2022 02:21 PM (sWM8x)

123 "I was a nurse working on a team that recklessly prescribed puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones to kids. I blew the whistle in 2005. Now the government is finally listening."

Loads of "de-transitioning" kids tell the same story that they were put on puberty blockers or even allowed to cut off body parts after the most perfunctory meetings.

Contrasting that, post testicular cancer, I had to visit an endocrinologist multiple times over several months to see if I needed testosterone supplements. She had me take many blood tests and even an MRI for my head. After all that, she said no, I don't need it. And that's just to top a biological male up with a bit of testosterone.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2022 02:21 PM (eyxn4)

124 It is not far from that belief to believing God gave you the freedom of choice to execute babies up to weeks or months after birth because you know being a parent won't work for you. One more step along that path of thinking brings you to believing God gave you the freedom of choice to execute anyone who is not working out for you in your life. Republicans, for example.

Posted by: Gref at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (AMIL/)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Literal Nazis at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (U3uv2)

125 If God Didn't Want Me to Have Public Beheadings He Shouldn't Have Invented the Guillotine.

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (sn5EN)

126
All the media types are watching China saber rattling around Taiwan and hoping for things to go further south.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (P6qMv)

127
I don't watch The View, I know it exists but that's all I know. So I looked it up. It first aired in 1997. Good Lord, seriously? 25 years?

Original hosts:
Meredith Vieira
Star Jones
Debbie Matenopoulos
Barbara Walters

Posted by: Colonel Travis at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (qpukd)

128 YOU say YOUR stupid shit

Posted by: Whoopi's Notecard at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (7nHS1)

129 38 Thats it, I'm never watching Ghost again.
Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (0jZnq)

Yes, if only because there is a lesbo Whoopi/Demi Moore scene. The movie tries to gloss over this by having Patrick Swayze's character "possess" Whoopi's body, but IRL, it's Whoopi and Demi scissoring in a decadent fashion.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (Rl7KJ)

130
Pretty low bar, there.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:21 PM (DRSnL)



Not according to the administration.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

131 For news, did we discuss Griner officially getting 9 years in prison from a Russian judge?

Posted by: Nova local at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (exHjb)

132 >>> 105
Uh. huh. G-d gave you free will, so whatever you do is ok. G-d made things, so you can use them however you want. Nice logic, Whoopi, you stupid cow.

Try this one out: "G-d doesn't make mistakes," and thus it's in his plan to have white people choose to use slave labor. "God made us smart enough to know when paying employees wasn't going to work for us. That's the beauty of giving us freedom of choice. And whips."

I kinda think that theological argument might not be very palatable to this dumb fuckin' pig.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2022 02:19 PM (IXpV7)

LOL

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (llON8)

133
Is AnalPundit leaving voluntarily, or is he being kicked out?

-----

Dude, he's a washed up sewer-tier blogger.

As dingy a corner as HotAir is, it's the best corner where that clapped-out media whore will ever turn his cheap tricks.

He didn't leave voluntarily.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (IXpV7)

134 Awww. Whoopi has a sign board in her dining room that reads "Live. Laugh. Abort".

Posted by: Flim Flam Man at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (3Or4S)

135 I saw Intravaginal Vacuums open for Pussy Riot in Helsinki in '09

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (flINI)

136 Good lord that Fatberg “woman” is vile.

Hey, Whoopi, if God had meant for you to be skinny, he wouldn’t have created lifetime memberships at Golden Corral.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (4EAs8)

137 > Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 04, 2022 02:18 PM (2CExO)

Do you really have to?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (eyxn4)

138 Just let me state that Joe Biden is a 'shithole' Catholic in the mold of those we lost at Sodom and Gomorrah.

Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (RHGPo)

139 These people reveal themselves as servants of darkness; witting or unwitting I don't know, and honestly at this point, it doesn't really matter.
Posted by: Kinley

Yes, the veil is lifting. The darkness was always there. Since Genesis 6, or thereabout.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (tQL7r)

140 GOLDBERG: Nobody is happy about going to get an abortion.


Except you bragged about getting, what was it? Eight of them? People normally boast about things they're heartsick about.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (CVIL7)

141 If anybody makes a good case for abortion, it's Whoopie.

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (sn5EN)

142 BREAKING News Link on Griner...

https://wtop.com/ europe/2022/08/closing- arguments-in-brittney-griners- drug-case-in-russia/

Posted by: Nova local at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (exHjb)

143 This week Starsky and Hutch have a very special guest:

https://www.youtube.com/

watch?v=zFfTgqnzqOM

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 04, 2022 02:24 PM (cupoy)

144 Whooptie is a disgusting human being.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 02:24 PM (2I6ca)

145 Yes, if only because there is a lesbo Whoopi/Demi Moore scene. The movie tries to gloss over this by having Patrick Swayze's character "possess" Whoopi's body, but IRL, it's Whoopi and Demi scissoring in a decadent fashion.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (Rl7KJ)


Yep. That always bugged me about that scene.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:24 PM (DRSnL)

146 hoopy is a vile, disgusting pig.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 04, 2022 02:24 PM (B28Vv)

147 But...the conception was a mistake if they're killing it, unless they think abortion is a good thing, some kind of holy sacrament, and the conception is required for that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 04, 2022 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

All of their actions are holy in their eyes. Child sacrifice, in the womb or out of by mental abuse, indoctrination, castration, etc. is part of the religion.

Posted by: Literal Nazis at August 04, 2022 02:24 PM (U3uv2)

148 Speaking of Ghost, you guys have all seen this meme, right?

It took me a minute, I'll admit...

https://tinyurl.com/mtz8j7d5

Posted by: 496 at August 04, 2022 02:25 PM (VJsqe)

149 God bless Elizabeth going into that viper's den. It takes some strength to stand your ground before those viragos.
Posted by: Moki

No joke. Bless her, indeed.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 04, 2022 02:25 PM (tQL7r)

150 >>> 140 GOLDBERG: Nobody is happy about going to get an abortion.


Except you bragged about getting, what was it? Eight of them? People normally boast about things they're heartsick about.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (CVIL7)

Right? People normally don't DO the thing they're heartsick about EIGHT FCKING TIMES.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:25 PM (llON8)

151 How did this stupid, ugly and deranged woman get a national platform?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 04, 2022 02:25 PM (cIsB2)

152 Whoopi's god is Baphomet.
Prove me wrong...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, avoiding floods at August 04, 2022 02:25 PM (jTmQV)

153 138 Just let me state that Joe Biden is a 'shithole' Catholic in the mold of those we lost at Sodom and Gomorrah.
Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (RHGPo)

Pretty sure no Catholics lived there.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 02:25 PM (UuD2k)

154 Nobody is happy about going to get an abortion.
_____________

Is that why she did it nine times? Because it made her unhappy?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 04, 2022 02:25 PM (MvHI3)

155
News out today that the View is expanding to 6 pundits at the table. Still only 1 token 'conservative.'

Oh, and great news, Ana Navarro getting a 6-figure contract. Should keep her in Twinkies.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 04, 2022 02:25 PM (P6qMv)

156 BREAKING News Link on Griner...

https://wtop.com/ europe/2022/08/closing- arguments-in-brittney-griners- drug-case-in-russia/




I thought she was already found guilty and serving 9 years in a camp.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

157 On Whoopi's logic, our ability to make decisions means that anything we decide is moral. So stupid on so many levels.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at August 04, 2022 02:26 PM (MTm8X)

158 "Goldberg says "God doesn't make mistakes" and thus it's in his plan to have women choose abortion."

"Choice" is the point of free will. Making a bad choice is not God making a mistake, it is allowing humans to make mistakes.

"Choose you this day, whom you will serve" ... such joy the left had -- over passing state law making it legal to kill babies right before they would exit the womb ... shows many of them serve something other than God.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 04, 2022 02:26 PM (Cus5s)

159 "did we discuss Griner officially getting 9 years in prison from a Russian judge?"

Is it going to be a ladies prison or a gentleman's prison?

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2022 02:26 PM (sn5EN)

160 119 I'm surprised ace hasn't commented on the Jack Posobiec/Jon Stewart confrontation/debate this past weekend over the veterans bill Stewart wants passed.

Posted by: JROD
-------------------
Bill passed Senate minus most of the Dem desired unrelated extra spending. Stewart's 15 minutes of fame is pretty much gone now except to former Daily Show addicts.

Posted by: whig at August 04, 2022 02:26 PM (CXr4y)

161 Somehow, get this, Reiketa law got banned on youtube so he can't cover it.
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics

Rekieta is back on -- after 10 days of a 7 day suspension.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 04, 2022 02:26 PM (tQL7r)

162 156 BREAKING News Link on Griner...

https://wtop.com/ europe/2022/08/closing- arguments-in-brittney-griners- drug-case-in-russia/



I thought she was already found guilty and serving 9 years in a camp.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

It was the sentencing today...the guilt was before. She also got fined the equivalent of $16700.

Posted by: Nova local at August 04, 2022 02:26 PM (exHjb)

163
If God didn't want commie cocksuckers to take 10,000 ft swan dives into the Pacific Ocean, he wouldn't have given us helicopters.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2022 02:26 PM (n+4am)

164 God has given you freewill to make your own mistakes against God

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2022 02:26 PM (k8B25)

165 Ace is more transparent than the Biden Administration.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

Also taller than AtC.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:26 PM (7nHS1)

166 Get t e pix l gl e. he pixels ar n't sti king.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 04, 2022 02:27 PM (LaNzR)

167 140 GOLDBERG: Nobody is happy about going to get an abortion.


Except you bragged about getting, what was it? Eight of them? People normally boast about things they're heartsick about.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (CVIL7)


Damn right I would not be happy going to get an abortion! I would be told to wait at least one full day before inviting the crew of a recently arrived aircraft carrier to my house!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 04, 2022 02:27 PM (AMIL/)

168 @129 Thrawn-Thanks for painting that picture 🤮

Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2022 02:27 PM (0jZnq)

169 "Choice" is the point of free will. Making a bad choice is not God making a mistake, it is allowing humans to make mistakes.

"Choose you this day, whom you will serve" ... such joy the left had -- over passing state law making it legal to kill babies right before they would exit the womb ... shows many of them serve something other than God.


Don't listen to this guy. God should have just taken away our right to choose.

Posted by: Lucifer at August 04, 2022 02:27 PM (eyxn4)

170 Melania pays respect to IN congresswoman who died in car crash:

https://tinyurl.com/83f6aceb

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2022 02:27 PM (dCxaZ)

171 Um.... we're already there. The question is only how much worse will Stan's dipshits make things before the whole world goes Sri Lanka on their psycho asses.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


You got that right, Miss Handbasket.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 04, 2022 02:27 PM (tQL7r)

172 I don't think "choppy relationship" means what you think it means.

Posted by: God at August 04, 2022 02:28 PM (sWM8x)

173 God doesn't make mistakes so I think I'll have an apple.

Posted by: Eve at August 04, 2022 02:28 PM (qIUAL)

174 It's like a Walk of Shame that never ends.

Posted by: Ted Dansen at August 04, 2022 02:28 PM (OzNIz)

175 Not according to the administration.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)


Well according to the administration, inflation is Putin's fault, I'm a racist homo- and transphobe, and Hunter is totes a great guy. So they can kiss my ass.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:28 PM (DRSnL)

176 If Whoopi is so bloated because of a water retention problem she could supply Los Angeles.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 04, 2022 02:28 PM (cIsB2)

177 165 Ace is more transparent than the Biden Administration.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

Also taller than AtC.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:26 PM (7nHS1


Aren't we all

Posted by: Wizard of Oz Munchkins at August 04, 2022 02:28 PM (bs+z0)

178 > Is that why she did it nine times? Because it made her unhappy?

Some people just love to be miserable.

Posted by: Lucifer at August 04, 2022 02:28 PM (eyxn4)

179 If God didn't want school shootings he wouldn't have invented fire....

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at August 04, 2022 02:29 PM (dzZCL)

180 News out today that the View is expanding to 6 pundits at the table.
--------------

Holy shit what table are they using, a groundwater table?

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:29 PM (7nHS1)

181 If God didn't want me to have automatic weapons he wouldn't have created John Moses Browning.

Posted by: Zek at August 04, 2022 02:29 PM (OzNIz)

182 God made us smart enough to know when it wasn't going to work for us.

That's not God God.

Posted by: Cain at August 04, 2022 02:29 PM (ugV9/)

183 >>> 163
If God didn't want commie cocksuckers to take 10,000 ft swan dives into the Pacific Ocean, he wouldn't have given us helicopters.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2022 02:26 PM (n+4am)

This should be a t-shirt.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:29 PM (llON8)

184 YOU say YOUR stupid shit
Posted by: Whoopi's Notecard
--
YOU fall out of your chair and BREAK YOUR HIP

YOU go to the emergency room

WE decide you are unproductive and send you to HOSPICE for EUTHANASIA

Posted by: A Govt Big Enough to give you everything at August 04, 2022 02:29 PM (ZyGn7)

185 So they can kiss my ass.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:28 PM (DRSnL)



That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

186 U.S. officials plan to declare monkeypox a public health emergency

.. one of Hunter's hoes must have gotten it

Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (RHGPo)

187 If God didn't want us to incinerate gays and other deviants he wouldn't have annihilated Sodom and Gomorrah.

Posted by: Random Slob at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (PeNw6)

188 She's so crude. And crass.

Posted by: m at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (RtN13)

189 If God Didn't Want Me to Have Public Beheadings He Shouldn't Have Invented the Guillotine.

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (sn5EN)

Lamp posts. Thank the maker.

Posted by: Literal Nazis at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (U3uv2)

190
8-9 abortions? Hey skank, you ever hear of condoms?

$1.50 insurance policy

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (n+4am)

191 Is there anything about which Goldberg is not an authoritative source?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (WWh8n)

192 Yeah Buddy.

Whenever I have a deep philosophical question, I always wait until I hear from the Harpies on The View, before deciding which way I should go.

Posted by: Bill leave the blue dress on Clinton at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (R5lpX)

193 "How did this stupid, ugly and deranged woman get a national platform?"

she was "On Broadway" (no idea what the play was). Did she have enough talent to belong there, or was it just her racial privilege that opened that door?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (Cus5s)

194 Jean-Luc, we have to abort Wesley. It's the only way.

Posted by: Guinancologist at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (ppBhU)

195 And don't get me started on God creating little girls!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (ugV9/)

196 Please Boss, anything but those pixels! That fat ass harridan redefines 'ugly inside & out' on a daily basis.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (qZdIZ)

197 I love that Alex Berenson won the right to post on the tw@tts, and I especially love that he won't allow the Usual Suspects to forget how they trumpeted #Junk#Science!

https://tinyurl.com/y55ewjv2

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (dCxaZ)

198 tinyurl.com
bitly.com
is.gd

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (2I6ca)

199 191 Is there anything about which Goldberg is not an authoritative source?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (WWh8n)

Dieting

Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (bs+z0)

200 Sounds like Whoopie has made herself her god. It would stand to reason...look at how angry and wrong on every issue she is. Her logic goes against every rubric for civilized and peaceful society.

If Whoopie is god of her world, then she must live in a personal hell that we cannot even imagine.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 02:31 PM (sI15f)

201 France creates new post of LGBTQ rights ambassador

.. because you always need an ambassador to those who stand apart

Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:31 PM (RHGPo)

202 Ah Whoopie...

I remember reading somewhere long ago, that she has had nine abortions. I tried to find it but could only find articles saying that she has had either five or six. You would think that after the first she might have looked into other means of birth control.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 04, 2022 02:31 PM (zL564)

203 Is that why she did it nine times?
==
If I recall, she lost track after six. It might be nine, or twelve. She doesn't really know.

Posted by: The More You Know at August 04, 2022 02:31 PM (tb5wW)

204 Is there anything about which Goldberg is not an authoritative source?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Hygiene?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 02:31 PM (ftFVW)

205 Whenever I have a deep philosophical question, I always wait until I hear from the Harpies on The View, before deciding which way I should go.
Posted by: Bill leave the blue dress on Clinton at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (R5lpX)
++++
It's why I supported Jill Biden for Surgeon General.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:31 PM (WWh8n)

206 Griner: "You honor, don't you understand that I get paid to put a ball in a hoop? I am no normal human being. I deserve special treatment, like I have received once I grew taller than 6 feet. Teachers, family, colleges, everyone treated me like a goddess, and now I'm going to jail? This ain't right.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (lf83v)

207 Dieting
Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (bs+z0)
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Hygiene?
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 02:31 PM (ftFVW)
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Man, you ladies are cruel today. Nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (WWh8n)

208 If God didn't want us to vaporize each other, he shouldn't have invented nuclear bombs!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (MvHI3)

209 Is there anything about which Goldberg is not an authoritative source?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



Mixing in a salad?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

210 Whoops you better get right with God. I mean you played a fake nun 🤷 you think you'd understand this. 😁

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (ytSiK)

211
Alternate post title:

David French Says If God Didn't Want him To Suck Dick, He Wouldn't Have Given Him A Mouth

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (4b8z/)

212 I was never a fan of Ghost. I like PS and DM, and I won't deny the appeal of a cheezy romance movie despite my Alpha Man Card, but Ghost never did anything for me. I'm not sure why. Just weird and creepy more than romantic. Maybe it was Whoopie all along? I was never a fan of hers but back then I bore her no ill will. Maybe subconsciously she was creeping me out even then.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

213 No matter how hard people try to run away from their sins or claim that their sins are virtuous, they can't escape judgment from society and the Lord.

Posted by: whig at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (CXr4y)

214 Abortion approved in Israel by the Chied Rabbi

Posted by: Paul at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (F2wTc)

215 I saw Intravaginal Vacuums open for Pussy Riot in Helsinki in '09

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 04, 2022 02:23 PM (flINI)

It had to be better than the Buttholse Surfers Tool, Ænema show.

Posted by: Literal Nazis at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (U3uv2)

216 I remember reading somewhere long ago, that she has had nine abortions. I tried to find it but could only find articles saying that she has had either five or six. You would think that after the first she might have looked into other means of birth control.
Posted by: Darth Randall

That's when things really get deeply, deeply evil.

Posted by: Blago at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (PwNLq)

217 France creates new post of LGBTQ rights ambassador
__________________________________________

So masculine and feminine words in French will be what?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (lf83v)

218 >>> 205 Whenever I have a deep philosophical question, I always wait until I hear from the Harpies on The View, before deciding which way I should go.
Posted by: Bill leave the blue dress on Clinton at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (R5lpX)
++++
It's why I supported Jill Biden for Surgeon General.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:31 PM (WWh8n)

Oh my.

I *almost* want to see this happen, just to laugh at the complete clusterfck it would be.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (llON8)

219 Ah yes, the good old “pro abortion is just pro life for the mom” trash.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (ca1r2)

220 For Whoopi-cushion, there's rape and there's rape-rape.
Just like there's abortion, and abortion-abortion.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (ynpvh)

221 If God had wanted you to live a long, non-obese life, he should have never invented spoons.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (qlyMQ)

222 Et tu, Betsy Ross
https://youtu.be/acQNMWSrCaI

Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (RHGPo)

223 "My relationship [with God] is always choppy,"

"Choppy"-hmmm. God was her abortion provider?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (fL5aK)

224 This busty blonde with a hot car has *way* better things to do than watch a bunch of shrill harpies haranguing her to become a communist:
https://is.gd/Gyp7FK

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (WWh8n)

225 If she got someone to fuck her six times, maybe she IS a god.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (7nHS1)

226 Just curious Whoopie, so why did God create monkeypox?

Posted by: Zek at August 04, 2022 02:34 PM (OzNIz)

227 How Canada's anti-Trump feelings morphed into very strict and punitive coof policies:

https://tinyurl.com/4e2bap8x

goes to substack

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2022 02:34 PM (dCxaZ)

228 So Whoopi is now a Deity

Nice to know
Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (k8B25)



and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

Posted by: Pleased to meet you at August 04, 2022 02:34 PM (yQpMk)

229 Off leftist sock

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 04, 2022 02:34 PM (U3uv2)

230 Whoops you better get right with God. I mean you played a fake nun 🤷 you think you'd understand this. 😁
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (ytSiK)

**

Sally Fields flying nun>Whoopie Goldberg singing nun

Posted by: Bill leave the blue dress on Clinton at August 04, 2022 02:35 PM (R5lpX)

231 If God didn't want monkeypox he wouldn't have given us the ability to create a Monkeypox Czar. Ladies and gentlemen, make way for the new Monkeypox Czar. The czar's czar. The czars all other czars look up to.

Leather motorcycle cap, leather chaps, no shirt, hairy chest. Pornstache. Long silverblonde hair like Take It In The Rear Admiral Richard Levine. Kitten with a whip. Reoowwrrr.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at August 04, 2022 02:35 PM (qpukd)

232 If God didn't grow manila and trees.



Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 02:35 PM (2I6ca)

233 >>> 225 If she got someone to fuck her six times, maybe she IS a god.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (7nHS1)

Shut up, I was drunk!

Posted by: Ted Danson at August 04, 2022 02:35 PM (llON8)

234 GOLDBERG: And again, before we go, let me just point out: no one -- no one at this table is not pro-life. Nobody at this table is not pro-life. I just want to make sure we all know that. Nobody is happy about going to get an abortion.


I'll bet after 8 abortions you are.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2022 02:35 PM (9SrGz)

235 LOL Whoopi. You know who else believed they had the right to git rid of useless eater babies? Romans, part of the icky original western values originators.

I have to giggle at how modern evil twits think they are original in coming up with notions of just doing whatever feels good, and that any action is ok to remove an inconvenience. Nope, been done before by many empires that were on the brink of collapsing.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 04, 2022 02:35 PM (3cGpq)

236 If God wanted George Floyd to live, He shouldn't have invented kneecaps.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 04, 2022 02:35 PM (CVIL7)

237 Shut up, Dunce.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2022 02:36 PM (yQpMk)

238 If she got someone to fuck her six times, maybe she IS a god.
==
Money was involved.
===
You don't say.

Posted by: Ted Danson at August 04, 2022 02:36 PM (tb5wW)

239 214 Abortion approved in Israel by the Chied Rabbi
_____________________________________________

You misspelled Herod.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 04, 2022 02:36 PM (lf83v)

240 Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Posted by: m at August 04, 2022 02:36 PM (RtN13)

241 Bet Whoopsie's mom wishes she'd aborted this thing. If she's alive that's what she'd be thinking anyway. Maybe.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2022 02:36 PM (BFigT)

242 DOJ and Garland doing their part to smear Daniel Cameron, the presumptive GOP candidate in next year's KY gov election.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 04, 2022 02:36 PM (es0Dj)

243 > I was never a fan of Ghost.

Demi Moore in her prime in no bra for most of the movie.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2022 02:36 PM (eyxn4)

244 Fifth commandment? Pretty sure abortion is covered by the one that states no murder hobo activities.

Posted by: Robert Dubois at August 04, 2022 02:36 PM (MiNN2)

245 Apparently, both Barack Obama and Joe Biden had "Netsy Ross" flags at their inaugurations, making them Militia Violent Extremists (MVEs)

Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:36 PM (RHGPo)

246 If she got someone to fuck her six times, maybe she IS a god.
Posted by: ...

I would put my money on blackmail or lost bets.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (ftFVW)

247 Court docs reveal that Le Turdeau's travel mRna jab mandate was driven by politics, not #Science!

https://tinyurl.com/5c4f784t

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (dCxaZ)

248 191 Is there anything about which Goldberg is not an authoritative source?
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Foreplay.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (sWM8x)

249 Posted by: Paul at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (F2wTc)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

250 Abortion approved in Israel by the Chied Rabbi
Posted by: Paul at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (F2wTc)

Here's some astonishing news,,Paul. Whoopi doesn't live in Israel, is not Jewish and has no Jewish ancestry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (fL5aK)

251 I'm taking the stance that "it doesn't have to be good, it just has to keep the pixels stuck to the screen."

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Kind of like busty, lesbian porn.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (qlyMQ)

252 Matt Hasselbeck (no relation, as far as I know) was an NFL quarterback but I always thought his name sounded like a position. The "Hassleback" - the guy who taunts the other side and hassles them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (WWh8n)

253 234 GOLDBERG: And again, before we go, let me just point out: no one -- no one at this table is not pro-life. Nobody at this table is not pro-life. I just want to make sure we all know that. Nobody is happy about going to get an abortion.

I'll bet after 8 abortions you are.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2022 02:35 PM (9SrGz)

I think she's right. I mean, you have to go all the way down to the clinic, probably early in your day. Compete with traffic. Then there's that small recovery period, which is a complete pain in the ass. Then after all that, you have to be sure to "Shout Your Abortion!" within the mandated three-day window or it doesn't count and you don't get social credit.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (KbCG3)

254 234 GOLDBERG: And again, before we go, let me just point out: no one -- no one at this table is not pro-life. Nobody at this table is not pro-life. I just want to make sure we all know that. Nobody is happy about going to get an abortion.

I'll bet after 8 abortions you are.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2022 02:35 PM (9SrGz)

PP is very happy

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (ynpvh)

255 If the Lord did not want me to choke coeds, why did he give me these beautiful hands with opposable thumbs?

Posted by: Zombie Ted Bundy at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (ppBhU)

256 Just found out that my young cousin was rushed to the hospital for another case of myocarditis. The 2nd episode since he got the vaccine (after having had covid).

I feel terrible for him. He just barely didn't get into the Naval Academy then got a NROTC full ride scholarship to University of Florida where he was also recruited to their ice hockey team since he's an all-american highschool hockey player. He's incredibly smart, athletic, driven and above all, humble and kind.

And this shit happens. The doctors are saying that they've seen a huge amount of cases of myocarditis cases in the last three weeks and that he's going to have an infectious disease expert and a geneticist come in to investigate.

Posted by: Defenestratus at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (9V81o)

257 205 Whenever I have a deep philosophical question, I always wait until I hear from the Harpies on The View, before deciding which way I should go.
Posted by: Bill leave the blue dress on Clinton at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM (R5lpX)
++++
It's why I supported Jill Biden for Surgeon General.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:31 PM (WWh8n)


This new disease is very contagious amongst people who are like tacos. Taco people should avoid contact with all other taco people. Collard green-like and white bread-like people should also avoid taco people. We are still assessing the risks for the rice-like people.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill, Surgeon General at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (AMIL/)

258 Afternoon.

Why in Odin's name does ABC keep The View on the air? You'd think all the women on that show would just remind ABC's executives of their ex-wives. I guess they just hate themselves that much.

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (1Yy3c)

259 I was never a fan of Ghost.

Demi Moore in her prime in no bra for most of the movie.
==
Moron Movie review. 13 words. Only thing to clarify, do you see her nakes or not? No nakes.

Posted by: next at August 04, 2022 02:39 PM (optvY)

260 Matt Hasselbeck (no relation, as far as I know) was an NFL quarterback but I always thought his name sounded like a position. The "Hassleback" - the guy who taunts the other side and hassles them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (WWh8n)


She's married to his brother, I believe.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:39 PM (DRSnL)

261 214 Abortion approved in Israel by the Chied Rabbi
Posted by: Paul at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (F2wTc)

Not good. Those priests have been a thorn in the Lord's side for a very long time. I guess they don't believe what is written in the Torah. I certainly do!

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 02:39 PM (sI15f)

262 Posted by: Defenestratus at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (9V81o)

That's terrible

Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2022 02:39 PM (bs+z0)

263 255 If the Lord did not want me to choke coeds, why did he give me these beautiful hands with opposable thumbs?

Posted by: Zombie Ted Bundy at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (ppBhU)

Now do guns. He must've wanted them created, right, Whoopsie?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 02:39 PM (ynpvh)

264 Peak Demi Moore, IMHO.


https://is.gd/Vq1yAr

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

265 252 Matt Hasselbeck (no relation, as far as I know) was an NFL quarterback but I always thought his name sounded like a position. The "Hassleback" - the guy who taunts the other side and hassles them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (WWh8n)

Elizabeth Hasselbeck is his sister-in-law.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (B2mUZ)

266 If she got someone to fuck her six times, maybe she IS a god.
Posted by: ...

I would put my money on blackmail or lost bets.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (ftFVW)

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Virtual Reality whale-bait-and-switch.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (qlyMQ)

267 Why in Odin's name does ABC keep The View on the air? You'd think all the women on that show would just remind ABC's executives of their ex-wives. I guess they just hate themselves that much.
Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (1Yy3c)
++++
I imagine it's profitable. They have the wine mom market on lock.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (WWh8n)

268 I swear she's a consultant for the White House.

They make up crazy Executive Orders, like yesterday's protecting travel for abortion, and she comes up with a story with which many, unfortunately in that case, can identify.

Public funding is available for abortion only in cases of life endangerment, rape or incest. How's that going to work? (Rhetorical Q. AG to be involved so don't ask, don't tell.)

Posted by: Lola at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (NIYa7)

269 WNBA *star* gets 9.5 year prison sentence for possession/smuggling of drugs in Russia.

https://is.gd/KEOGg3

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (MxUom)

270
Kicking Paul in the junk, then holding him down and gluing all his pubes to his face Approved in Denver by the Right Reverend YD.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (IXpV7)

271 And this shit happens. The doctors are saying that they've seen a huge amount of cases of myocarditis cases in the last three weeks and that he's going to have an infectious disease expert and a geneticist come in to investigate.
Posted by: Defenestratus at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (9V81o)


That is so sad. Prayers up for him.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (DRSnL)

272 If the Lord did not want me to choke coeds, why did he give me these beautiful hands with opposable thumbs?

Posted by: Zombie Ted Bundy at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (ppBhU)

If the Lord did not want me to eat well, why did he give me this refrigerator full of condiments?

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (U3uv2)

273 If God didn't want us torturing people, He shouldn't have invented the rack!

Posted by: Spanish Inquisitors at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (MvHI3)

274 The doctors are saying that they've seen a huge amount of cases of myocarditis cases in the last three weeks and that he's going to have an infectious disease expert and a geneticist come in to investigate.
=
sorry for him/you. the wave is coming.

Posted by: Its going to get a LOT worse. at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (VDyTW)

275 If God didn't want unbridled homosexual buttfucking with dozens of anonymous partners a week, then why'd he let them build bathhouses?

Posted by: Random Slob at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (PeNw6)

276 She's married to his brother, I believe.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:39 PM (DRSnL)
----
Elizabeth Hasselbeck is his sister-in-law.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (B2mUZ)
++++
Well, that learned me. Thanks, guys. I knew she wasn't married to Matt Hasslebeck but apparently there *is* a relation there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (WWh8n)

277 Posted by: Defenestratus at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (9V81o)

So sorry to hear that. Will pray for him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (fL5aK)

278 Seen Whoopie eating at a Chili's in Reno by herself in the early 90's. I think she was there filming scenes for Sister Act. Walked in with some friends, sat down and there she was directly across from us.

Wish I'd known then what I know now. I would not let that person eat in peace within earshot of me. I don't care how wrong people believe it is, these people need a taste of their own medicine.

Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (0jZnq)

279 269 WNBA *star* gets 9.5 year prison sentence for possession/smuggling of drugs in Russia.

https://is.gd/KEOGg3
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (MxUom)

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I don't think a Hawaiian judge is going to be able to bail her out on this one.

Posted by: 496 at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (VJsqe)

280 This busty blonde with a hot car has *way* better things to do than watch a bunch of shrill harpies haranguing her to become a communist:
https://is.gd/Gyp7FK
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (WWh8n)

God, I'd love to be in that.

The girl is pretty nice, too.

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (1Yy3c)

281 mRna jab remorse: It's a thing. But seems to have escaped the notice of Gaslight Inc.

https://tinyurl.com/4nhzn3fj

this guy's timeline shows a couple of the apology vids, one from journo and the other from a nurse

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (dCxaZ)

282 Abortion approved in Israel by the Chied Rabbi

Says an asshole who probably spends a significant amount of his time on the Internet ranting about international bankers and the state of Israel.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (ppBhU)

283 270
Kicking Paul in the junk, then holding him down and gluing all his pubes to his face Approved in Denver by the Right Reverend YD.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (IXpV7)

gorilla mask

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 02:42 PM (Y5qcH)

284 WNBA *star* gets 9.5 year prison sentence for possession/smuggling of drugs in Russia.


It was only nine years at hard labor, but also a 1M Ruble fine! ($16,200)

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2022 02:42 PM (yQpMk)

285 261 214 Abortion approved in Israel by the Chied Rabbi
Posted by: Paul at August 04, 2022 02:32 PM (F2wTc)

Not good. Those priests have been a thorn in the Lord's side for a very long time. I guess they don't believe what is written in the Torah. I certainly do!
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 02:39 PM (sI15f)

I actually can't find anything corroborative on this. The priests have been a thorn since Aaron built the golden calf, but I don't know if they have approved abortion.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 02:42 PM (sI15f)

286 And this shit happens. The doctors are saying that they've seen a huge amount of cases of myocarditis cases in the last three weeks and that he's going to have an infectious disease expert and a geneticist come in to investigate.
Posted by: Defenestratus at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM (9V81o)

This stuff pisses me off to no end.

*types*

*deletes*

Nuremberg 2.0 now!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 04, 2022 02:42 PM (U3uv2)

287 Well, that learned me. Thanks, guys. I knew she wasn't married to Matt Hasslebeck but apparently there *is* a relation there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (WWh8n)


You're welcome. And when I hear the name, I think of the potatoes. Because I'm a fatty like that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (DRSnL)

288 PS on Cruz and Wray. Cruz: "I personally don't believe you reflect that politicization."

That's the way to fight, Ted.

F*ck you, Cruz. And Wray. And the FBI. And DC.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (H8QX8)

289 This busty blonde with a hot car has *way* better things to do than watch a bunch of shrill harpies haranguing her to become a communist:
https://is.gd/Gyp7FK
Posted by: Joe Mannix

High beams and taillights in the same shot.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (CVIL7)

290 What's the story with Kari Lake results. Checking the AZ SOS website and it hasn't moved since yesterday.

Googling "kari lake election results delayed" turns up nothing.

Posted by: havel at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (PRDNR)

291 Jean-Luc, we have to abort Wesley. It's the only way.
Posted by: Guinancologist at August 04, 2022 02:30 PM


That's hurtful, you know, particularly before the start of today's AoSHQ Star Trek Symposium.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (tbSIb)

292 Thank G_d for Flavor-Aid.

Posted by: Jim Jones at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (89T5c)

293 Seen Whoopie eating at a Chili's in Reno by herself in the early 90's. I think she was there filming scenes for Sister Act. Walked in with some friends, sat down and there she was directly across from us.

Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (0jZnq)



You missed your chance to be #8.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (yQpMk)

294
Chef Rabbi?

Does he make good Italian food?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (4b8z/)

295 270
Kicking Paul in the junk, then holding him down and gluing all his pubes to his face Approved in Denver by the Right Reverend YD.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (IXpV7)

I fell for his post and I feel stupid. Thankful this is just a troll.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (sI15f)

296 Why do some here call Satan "Stan"?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (aW5/6)

297 PS on Cruz and Wray. Cruz: "I personally don't believe you reflect that politicization."

That's the way to fight, Ted.

F*ck you, Cruz. And Wray. And the FBI. And DC.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (H8QX

Wray must have something on Cruz.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 02:44 PM (sI15f)

298 This stuff pisses me off to no end.
*types*
*deletes*
Nuremberg 2.0 now!
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 04, 2022 02:42 PM (U3uv2)

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You just need a bigger heart, Comrade Flounder!



Posted by: 496 at August 04, 2022 02:44 PM (VJsqe)

299
Seen Whoopie eating at a Chili's in Reno by herself in the early 90's. I think she was there filming scenes for Sister Act. Walked in with some friends, sat down and there she was directly across from us.

Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (0jZnq)

I would think that if you're in a conventional sized restaurant building, then *any* seat would be directly across from that blimp.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2022 02:44 PM (IXpV7)

300 Posted by: Defenestratus at August 04, 2022 02:38 PM

Prayers up.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 04, 2022 02:44 PM (RkC6l)

301
I guess it's a good thing God "invented" guns, then.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2022 02:44 PM (4b8z/)

302 273 Personally, I’m very happy that God invented racks.

Oh wait…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 04, 2022 02:44 PM (4EAs8)

303 That's the way to fight, Ted.


The judges would have also accepted 'As God is my witness, I will see all of you in prison!'.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2022 02:45 PM (yQpMk)

304 another news item:

The cops who shot or whatever Breonmna Taylor got themselves arrested in the latest issue of "why defund when you can arrest the cops" magazine

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 04, 2022 02:45 PM (OuH7W)

305 296 Why do some here call Satan "Stan"?
Posted by: Brunnhilde



I don't know.

Posted by: Louis Cyphere at August 04, 2022 02:45 PM (bA3Ln)

306 What's the story with Kari Lake results. Checking the AZ SOS website and it hasn't moved since yesterday.

Googling "kari lake election results delayed" turns up nothing.
Posted by: havel at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (PRDNR)



A toilet overflowed somewhere in Georgia, so it's on hold and they're evacuating all the republicans for safety.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

307 Chef Rabbi?

Does he make good Italian food?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM


You've never heard of his Chef Goy-ar-dee line?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 04, 2022 02:46 PM (RkC6l)

308 301
I guess it's a good thing God "invented" guns, then.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2022 02:44 PM (4b8z/)


For hunting only.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2022 02:46 PM (mZ3xv)

309 269 WNBA *star* gets 9.5 year prison sentence for possession/smuggling of drugs in Russia.

https://is.gd/KEOGg3
Posted by: AZ deplorable
----------------------------

Back in the daze of hippies there were TV commercials illustrating Americans being thrown into foreign jails. (forever) Turkey was a hot spot at the time.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 02:46 PM (2I6ca)

310 296 Why do some here call Satan "Stan"?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (aW5/6)

Typing is hard. Shut up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 02:46 PM (UuD2k)

311 God also invented the salad bar. Apparently Whoopi hasn't discovered that either.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2022 02:46 PM (yrCUI)

312 Whoopie's thong after walking a mile using her canes.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 04, 2022 02:46 PM (m7R0k)

313 Abortion? Not on my watch...

Posted by: Ted Danson/Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 04, 2022 02:46 PM (u0nWQ)

314 Biden junta to declare monkeypox a public health emergency in the U.S.

Stock up on your bandaids and orgy supplies, gays!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 04, 2022 02:46 PM (MvHI3)

315 damn, that busty blonde, we got a new thot anna nicole smith

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 04, 2022 02:46 PM (OuH7W)

316 256 Just found out that my young cousin was rushed to the hospital for another case of myocarditis. The 2nd episode since he got the vaccine (after having had covid).

I feel terrible for him. He just barely didn't get into the Naval Academy then got a NROTC full ride scholarship to University of Florida where he was also recruited to their ice hockey team since he's an all-american highschool hockey player. He's incredibly smart, athletic, driven and above all, humble and kind.

And this shit happens. The doctors are saying that they've seen a huge amount of cases of myocarditis cases in the last three weeks and that he's going to have an infectious disease expert and a geneticist come in to investigate.

Posted by: Defenestratus
----------------------------------
Prayers sent. I do know that around here, it is very very long to get seen by cardiologists for appointments.

Hope the infectious disease guy helps. I had one that helped get me over long covid this time.

Posted by: whig at August 04, 2022 02:46 PM (CXr4y)

317 If God didn't want us grinding leftards to bits, why'd he give us woodchippers?

Posted by: Random Slob at August 04, 2022 02:46 PM (PeNw6)

318 Parent discovers unpublished 4-H policy bunking by gender identity at overnight camps

https://tinyurl.com/yhzfutua

Via Insty.

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (1Yy3c)

319
You've never heard of his Chef Goy-ar-dee line?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


heh

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (4b8z/)

320 That's hurtful, you know, particularly before the start of today's AoSHQ Star Trek Symposium.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (tbSIb)
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Fun fact: "symposium" means "drinking together". So it's right up the Horde's alley. In a non-homoerotic sense.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (aaGzp)

321 Why do some here call Satan "Stan"?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (aW5/6)
++++
Reduces the odds of a typo resulting in the description of Santa as the "prince of lies."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (WWh8n)

322 Why do some here call Satan "Stan"?
Posted by: Brunnhilde


I think it's because they don't want to assign Him authority by using the name and they think he should be mocked.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (fL5aK)

323 Is there such a thing as a wnba "star"?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (flINI)

324 If God didn't want us to nuke Japan, He wouldn't have allowed us to understand science.

Posted by: toddg at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (B3RQo)

325 There's only one solution for The View.

Nuke it from orbit.

Think of the minds saved.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (ptqGC)

326 Why do some here call Satan "Stan"?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 04, 2022 02:43 PM (aW5/6)

Intentional typo intended to be humorous, such as in "Not today, Stan.", when confronted by temptation.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (U3uv2)

327 whoop ass is just the kinda thing Charles Murray warned us about

90 IQ tops

Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (us2H3)

328 Stop banging each other in the bunghole.
Done.

Posted by: The Monkeypox Czar at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (OzNIz)

329 Fun fact: "symposium" means "drinking together". So it's right up the Horde's alley. In a non-homoerotic sense.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (aaGzp)
++++
I just *knew* there was a reason that I like symposia so much!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (WWh8n)

330 Last I checked God was against changing your last name as a mockery of the Jewish religion but she did that.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at August 04, 2022 02:48 PM (JWH+f)

331 Yes. God gave free thought.

What you DO with that freedom is YOUR decision, not Gods. If you choose to be guided by God, then you're likely to do just fine. If you ignore his Word, then your likelihood of Heaven is diminished markedly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

332 280 This busty blonde with a hot car has *way* better things to do than watch a bunch of shrill harpies haranguing her to become a communist:
https://is.gd/Gyp7FK
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:33 PM (WWh8n

Nice headlights.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2022 02:48 PM (mZ3xv)

333 Market News just pulled down the MSM article talking about the rally.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 02:48 PM (2I6ca)

334 You just need a bigger heart, Comrade Flounder!

Posted by: 496 at August 04, 2022 02:44 PM (VJsqe)

No thanks on the Myocarditis shot.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 04, 2022 02:48 PM (U3uv2)

335 Last I checked God was against changing your last name as a mockery of the Jewish religion but she did that.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at August 04, 2022 02:48 PM (JWH+f)



But hollywood is filled with Jews and she needed to work, you see.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

336 "Typing is hard. Shut up."

Oh. Haha! Got tit.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 04, 2022 02:49 PM (aW5/6)

337 I wonder if Whoopie knows that 20 million black babies have been snuffed out of existence, thanks to abortion?

Honestly, I was "pro-choice" as long as we were only talking about rape and the life of the mother being endangered.

Until I saw the numbers and realized that Planned Parenthood had been lying to us the whole time.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at August 04, 2022 02:49 PM (SRRAx)

338 I want this job!

Candy retailer seeking taste-tester to make up to $78,000 a year

https://tinyurl.com/yepjsam5

Via...oh, just guess.

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 02:49 PM (1Yy3c)

339 Defenestratus

The group most susceptible to post-mRna jab myocarditis is young men age 16-24.

All those guys who wanted to be able to play sportsball at their schools. Or in the military.

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2022 02:49 PM (dCxaZ)

340 Wray must have something on Cruz.
==
the FBI and DOJ are the deep state hit squad. A two headed monster. And Wray is one of the heads. Yes. He has the ability to put him or his family members in prison.
No it doesn't matter if he did anything or not. Jan 6 they showed their hand. They'll do whatever it takes...

Posted by: Its going to get a LOT worse. at August 04, 2022 02:49 PM (G30p4)

341
I think it was The Simpsons who referred to skateboarder Tony Hawk as "the world's only professional skateboarder."

Being an wnba "star" is like being the best tree that falls in the woods when no one is around.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2022 02:49 PM (4b8z/)

342 Ace Transom is Arctic Monkey's most underrated album.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2022 02:49 PM (44ww/)

343 > Peak Demi Moore, IMHO.

Moore was not only smoking hot, she was blessed with being smoking hot for a long stretch of time.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (eyxn4)

344 Canada is sending military trainers to the United Kingdom to teach Ukrainians how to fight invading Russian forces, Defense Minister Anita Anand said Wednesday.

Up to 225 members of the Canadian Armed Forces will eventually be based in the U.K. for an initial period of four months, said Anand. They will work alongside counterparts from Britain, the Netherlands and New Zealand in training Ukrainian troops on the basics of soldiering.

Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (RHGPo)

345 Back in the daze of hippies there were TV commercials illustrating Americans being thrown into foreign jails. (forever) Turkey was a hot spot at the time.

Posted by: Braenyard


Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Posted by: Captain Oveur at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (CVIL7)

346


Hey hey hey! It's Fat Albert -- Speer!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (x0n13)

347 "I personally don't believe you reflect that politicization, and I must say your hair is so perfect it leads me to dream of swapping spit with you in a steamy Turkish bath."

Posted by: Ted Cruz at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (sWM8x)

348
her name is karen fucking johnston

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (4b8z/)

349 >>> 279 269 WNBA *star* gets 9.5 year prison sentence for possession/smuggling of drugs in Russia.

https://is.gd/KEOGg3
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 04, 2022 02:40 PM (MxUom)

--------
I don't think a Hawaiian judge is going to be able to bail her out on this one.
Posted by: 496 at August 04, 2022 02:41 PM (VJsqe)

It would be funny to see one try.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (llON8)

350 The pixels on this post are really very sticky. I don't want to know what they were drenched in prior to being posted.


But I suspect garrett was involved.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (sjdRT)

351 Holy crap. The company that makes the only monkypox vaccine is called Bavarian Nordic.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (UuD2k)

352 So, which Goldberg is fatter — Jonah or Whoopi?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (4EAs8)

353 Somebody described Whoopi as 'that parade float', and I can't much see how that could be improved; enormous, trivial, and full of gas.

Posted by: William F. "Buck" Dharma at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (oedLL)

354 Parent discovers unpublished 4-H policy bunking by gender identity at overnight camps

https://tinyurl.com/yhzfutua

Via Insty.

Posted by: Robert


I really like this part:

Mr. Yoder (Associate Director) informed me that there was no plan to announce this policy,” Brinson said. “Furthermore, he said, they were not allowed to publish this policy due to the federal funds that they received.”

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (lTGtQ)

355 345
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Posted by: Captain Oveur at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (CVIL7)


"Rff-KEEEEEEEE!!!"

- - Billy Hayes

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (x0n13)

356 If Whoopi thinks her relationship with God is "choppy" now, she should just wait a few more years.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (wb1YC)

357 >>> 318 Parent discovers unpublished 4-H policy bunking by gender identity at overnight camps

https://tinyurl.com/yhzfutua

Via Insty.
Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (1Yy3c)

At 4-H??? Somebody needs some tire irons.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (llON8)

358 no one at this table is not pro-life. Nobody at this table is not pro-life

.. I thought the Twitter mob has decided that being pro-life is anti-LGBTQ

Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (RHGPo)

359 Canada is sending military trainers to the United Kingdom to teach Ukrainians how to fight invading Russian forces

If the Russians are sending unarmed, elderly, female protestors this training should really come in handy.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (ESjRY)

360

All those guys who wanted to be able to play sportsball at their schools. Or in the military.
==
Lot of pediatricians famly pract docs refusing sports physicals for youngsters what got vaccinated and now want to be cleared for HS sports.

Posted by: Its going to get a LOT worse. at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (eAeT7)

361 Peak Demi Moore, IMHO.

Moore was not only smoking hot, she was blessed with being smoking hot for a long stretch of time.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (eyxn4)

***

For a woman of a "certain age" Dummi is still a smoke show. Better looking than her man chin daughters.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (flINI)

362 WBNA Lesbian picked a bad time to carry illegal drugs into Russia.

Hope she likes beets.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (mZ3xv)

363 well, sort of on topic, twitchy just added a piece about Stacey Abrams being stupid about abortion. She thinks it's lethal for a Black woman in Georgia to be pregnant

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (Ynyl9)

364 They will work alongside counterparts from Britain, the Netherlands and New Zealand in training Ukrainian troops on the basics of soldiering.
___

lol

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (ijxcW)

365 Always remember, leftist asshoe Ted Danson was tapping that POS.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 04, 2022 02:52 PM (m7R0k)

366 So, which Goldberg is fatter — Jonah or Whoopi?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (4EAs8



Who cares when they both have their own orbit?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

367 Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM (RHGPo)

Oh noes for Putin!!

I bet the canucks brought their state of the art Poutine Launchers.

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2022 02:52 PM (dCxaZ)

368 . I thought the Twitter mob has decided that being pro-life is anti-LGBTQ
Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (RHGPo)

In my case, they're not wrong.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 02:52 PM (UuD2k)

369 Goldberg's "logic" is the same sort used by muslim terrorists. If they kill a bunch of people then it must be according to allah's will.

Posted by: TheMitch at August 04, 2022 02:52 PM (cDITE)

370 323 Is there such a thing as a wnba "star"?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (flINI)
once again, I played pick up with Lady Magic in her prime
and she was covering me

she was slow and stupid
and yeah, at 6'3" and 190, I'm a lot bigger than it

still enjoyed shitstomping her lame ass

best part is when she tried to muscle me under the hoop

a real dumb shit

Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2022 02:52 PM (us2H3)

371 Wray must have something on Cruz.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 02:44 PM (sI15f)

Or he's just a POS

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:52 PM (7nHS1)

372 Ugh. Just saw a car with a *professionally installed* decal that said, "Just Married! Buy the bride a drink" and her Venmo address. Guess it's easier than standing on a street corner holding a sign.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:52 PM (DRSnL)

373 WNBA *star* gets 9.5 year prison sentence for possession/smuggling of drugs in Russia

***

Who knew that "athletes kneeling" thing was going to come in handy?

Posted by: Azathoth at August 04, 2022 02:52 PM (wb1YC)

374 WNBA *star* gets 9.5 year prison sentence for possession/smuggling of drugs in Russia.


If it is a tranny and Vlad sends it to a men's prison I say we award him the noble prize for science for identifying what a man and a woman are.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (ESjRY)

375 re 362: somewhere someone suggested Putin will get her out after a few weeks to show what a swell guy he is.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (Ynyl9)

376 The cops who shot or whatever Breonmna Taylor got themselves arrested in the latest issue of "why defund when you can arrest the cops" magazine
____________

Merrick Garland is such a sleazy, hyper-partisan POS. He's gonna play the big white savior who swoops in to avenge the death of the drug dealer's moll who got killed when her idiot boyfriend started shooting at cops trying to serve a warrant (then tried to claim his dead GF was the shooter, and not him).

I so hope the juries come back with Not Guilty and Fuck You Garland verdicts for all the cops.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (MvHI3)

377 “Furthermore, he said, they were not allowed to publish this policy due to the federal funds that they received.”
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (lTGtQ)


As if we needed more proof of a weaponized federal government. Enforce our tranny agenda or lose your tax dollars.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (mZ3xv)

378 248 191 Is there anything about which Goldberg is not an authoritative source?
---
Foreplay.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (sWM8x)

BJ's

Posted by: Ted Danson/Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (u0nWQ)

379 UNpeacekeeping mission

The Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) on Wednesday expelled Mathias Gillmann, spokesman for the United Nations peacekeeping mission. The move followed a week of intense protests against the U.N. that resulted in 36 deaths, including four peacekeepers.

Congolese protesters are furious at the U.N. for the inability of its 20-year-old peacekeeping mission to protect civilians from militant gangs. The protesters charge the United Nations Organization Stabilization Mission (MONUSCO) with absorbing resources and infringing on DRC sovereignty, with little in the way of tangible security benefits.

Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (RHGPo)

380 Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Posted by: Captain Oveur
----------------------------------

No, but I saw the movie.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (2I6ca)

381 Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Posted by: Captain Oveur at August 04, 2022 02:50 PM[/i

No, but I stayed in Holiday Inn Express on Risa.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 04, 2022 02:54 PM (ALRQm)

382 But hollywood is filled with Jews and she needed to work, you see.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

Unless she was related to Sammy Davis Jr. I think they probably could have figured out that she wasn't Jewish by looking at her. There are Black Jews, but most probably aren't trying to get a career in the movies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 02:54 PM (fL5aK)

383 Kicking Paul in the junk, then holding him down and gluing all his pubes to his face Approved in Denver by the Right Reverend YD.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Can I get an amen!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 04, 2022 02:54 PM (B28Vv)

384 The Russian woman's prison basketball team Shawshank redemption/Victory/Midnight Express/Invictus movie is going to be tight.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 04, 2022 02:54 PM (4x6Ix)

385 The View needs an exorcism.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 04, 2022 02:54 PM (NpAcC)

386 252 Matt Hasselbeck (no relation, as far as I know) was an NFL quarterback but I always thought his name sounded like a position. The "Hassleback" - the guy who taunts the other side and hassles them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (WWh8n)

I believe that's her husband. I only know this because Elizabeth got her start on Survivor back when I watched the show.

Posted by: Iris at August 04, 2022 02:54 PM (NaH5I)

387 re 362: somewhere someone suggested Putin will get her out after a few weeks to show what a swell guy he is.

and a happy unicorn just pooped Skittles outside in the parking lot.

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2022 02:54 PM (dCxaZ)

388 Besides, God didn't give mankind "Freedom of Choice", he gave us Free Will. Big difference.

Whoopie could choose to abort as many babies as she wanted, but each time that she did, she was breaking one of God's Big Laws; namely, " Thou Shalt Not Kill".

She will get to answer for her choices when she stands before the Pearly Gates. I hope those children are there waiting.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at August 04, 2022 02:54 PM (SRRAx)

389 >>> 377 “Furthermore, he said, they were not allowed to publish this policy due to the federal funds that they received.”
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (lTGtQ)


As if we needed more proof of a weaponized federal government. Enforce our tranny agenda or lose your tax dollars.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (mZ3xv)

Maybe these groups should stop sucking off feralgov.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:55 PM (llON8)

390 Whoopi's god is Moloch.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 04, 2022 02:55 PM (C1rbv)

391 I so hope the juries come back with Not Guilty and Fuck You Garland verdicts for all the cops.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (MvHI3)

I would luv to agree with you more but it's not possible

cancer would be too good for him

Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2022 02:55 PM (us2H3)

392 Whoopie could choose to abort as many babies as she wanted, but each time that she did, she was breaking one of God's Big Laws; namely, " Thou Shalt Not Kill".

She will get to answer for her choices when she stands before the Pearly Gates. I hope those children are there waiting.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at August 04, 2022 02:54 PM (SRRAx)


"Thou shalt not commit murder."

Some killings are justified.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

393 I think it's hilarious that the gays are going to be lining up to get a vaccine made by Bavarian Nordic.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 02:56 PM (UuD2k)

394 I so hope the juries come back with Not Guilty and Fuck You Garland verdicts for all the cops.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (MvHI3)

***

What happened to Double Jeopardy? Was that something that we cast off when we were going to do this post law America thing?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 04, 2022 02:56 PM (flINI)

395 Back in the daze of hippies there were TV commercials illustrating Americans being thrown into foreign jails. (forever) Turkey was a hot spot at the time.

Posted by: Braenyard
==
Have you not seen the classic film, Midnight Express?

Posted by: Its going to get a LOT worse. at August 04, 2022 02:56 PM (B2OI6)

396 2SLGBTQIA+

Please update your records

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:56 PM (7nHS1)

397 378 248 191 Is there anything about which Goldberg is not an authoritative source?

his dada

Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2022 02:56 PM (us2H3)

398 Well, that learned me. Thanks, guys. I knew she wasn't married to Matt Hasslebeck but apparently there *is* a relation there.

Matt's brother Tim- her husband- was also an NFL quarterback.

Posted by: t-bird at August 04, 2022 02:56 PM (Jg92y)

399 2SLGBTQIA+

Please update your records
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 02:56 PM (7nHS1)



The B confirms there are 2 genders.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

400 357 >>> 318 Parent discovers unpublished 4-H policy bunking by gender identity at overnight camps

https://tinyurl.com/yhzfutua

Via Insty.
Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (1Yy3c)

At 4-H??? Somebody needs some tire irons.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:51 PM (llON
___________________________

When I was a kid doing camp stuff, we all bunked together. Boys and girls. Not in the same bunk, but in the same room with all the bunks. In fact, I distinctly remember the camping trip my 6th grade class took, where we were all bunked in the same room and ended up starting a campfire and playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. I wanted to go in the closet with Lourdes but got Rachel instead. But no big loss as Rachel was one of the pretty popular girls.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (iFTx/)

401 wiki sez:
Hasselbeck married his college sweetheart, Sarah Egnaczyk, on June 17, 2000. ... They met at age 17. Sarah was an athlete at Boston College, playing with the field hockey team.
...
He is the brother-in-law of television personality Elisabeth Hasselbeck, who is married to his younger brother Tim.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (llON8)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (llON8)

403 I think it's because they don't want to assign Him authority by using the name and they think he should be mocked.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 02:47 PM (fL5aK)

Lowercase him in reference to anything below the Creator.

I never put what he is called in caps either out of respect for the Authority over him.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (sI15f)

404 crap

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (llON8)

405 re 343: and she did some nudie cutie stuff way back when. Quite attractive.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (Ynyl9)

406 The doctors are saying that they've seen a huge amount of cases of myocarditis cases in the last three weeks and that he's going to have an infectious disease expert and a geneticist come in to investigate.
Posted by: Defenestratus


That's awful. I'm so sorry about that happening to your nephew. He's sound like one of the best kind of young men.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (tQL7r)

407 Matt Hasselbeck (no relation, as far as I know) was an NFL quarterback but I always thought his name sounded like a position. The "Hassleback" - the guy who taunts the other side and hassles them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (WWh8n)

I believe that's her husband. I only know this because Elizabeth got her start on Survivor back when I watched the show.
==
read the thread people

sister in law married to his brother.

Posted by: do your homework at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (1bH2+)

408 Yippie Skippie!!!

Posted by: The Barrel at August 04, 2022 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

409 The protesters charge the United Nations Organization Stabilization Mission (MONUSCO) with absorbing resources and infringing on DRC sovereignty, with little in the way of tangible security benefits.

Posted by: SMOD



Sounds insurrectiony. Replace the MONUSCO with deep state and the country to the US, and the story still works.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 02:58 PM (lTGtQ)

410 402

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (llON

It still counts.

Posted by: The Barrel at August 04, 2022 02:58 PM (U3uv2)

411
Until the news gets more interesting, I'm taking the stance that "it doesn't have to be good, it just has to keep the pixels stuck to the screen."


Pixel glue -- it's like cyanoacrylate, only with pixy dust! Digital glitter glue, as it were ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 04, 2022 02:58 PM (pNxlR)

412 What happened to Double Jeopardy? Was that something that we cast off when we were going to do this post law America thing?
___________

They were acquitted on state charges. Garland has now brought federal charges against them. Same jury pool, so hopefully he gets a big Fuck You from the locals.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 04, 2022 02:58 PM (MvHI3)

413 >>Whoopi's god is Moloch.


Be honest. If you were born with a face like that, you wouldn't be just a bit resentful?

Just a bit?

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2022 02:59 PM (CLmI/)

414 Or or or

Britney gets early prison release by agreeing to a Russian military suicide mission in Ukraine.

She turns double agent and ends up rescuing all the Boko Haram captive brides and plot twist marries four of them because she also converted to Islam. Kinda.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 04, 2022 02:59 PM (ASP+H)

415 read the thread people

Posted by: do your homework at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (1bH2+)


Heh, good one!

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:59 PM (DRSnL)

416 Whoopi's FALSE god is Moloch.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse

Fixed it for you. She mocks the One True God. Don't think that will turn out well.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 04, 2022 02:59 PM (z0BVx)

417 Until the news gets more interesting, I'm taking the stance that "it doesn't have to be good, it just has to keep the pixels stuck to the screen."

can we has some more 'tater hate?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 04, 2022 02:59 PM (MrZQl)

418 Griner's voice is not what you want to hear the morning after

Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2022 02:59 PM (us2H3)

419 What happened to Double Jeopardy?


Trebek died. Wasn't much fun after that.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2022 03:00 PM (9SrGz)

420 I haven't seen video yet, but people on Twatter are saying Pelosi's vodka soaked brain squelched and she referenced Benjamin Franklin's presidency.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2022 03:00 PM (eyxn4)

421

Whoopi isn't really Jewish is she, she's just playing a black Jew? How is that ok?

And why the hell was Ted Danson having sex with her.

Is Ted a closet case even with being Sam Malone on Cheers? Was that just a parody of what gay guys think straight guys are. Funny show though.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 04, 2022 03:00 PM (5uVFH)

422 She turns double agent and ends up rescuing all the Boko Haram captive brides and plot twist marries four of them because she also converted to Islam. Kinda.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 04, 2022 02:59 PM (ASP+H)
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*furiously scribbles notes*

Posted by: M. Night Shyamalan at August 04, 2022 03:00 PM (aaGzp)

423 Have you not seen the classic film, Midnight Express?

Posted by: Its going to get a LOT worse. at August 04, 2022 02:56 PM (B2OI6)

**

That movie came out at the same te I got caught smuggling a small amount of Hashish across the German border at Trier.

Posted by: Bill leave the blue dress on Clinton at August 04, 2022 03:01 PM (R5lpX)

424 410 402

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (llON

It still counts.
Posted by: The Barrel at August 04, 2022 02:58 PM (U3uv2)

----------------------------

Now, now. No harm, no foul.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 04, 2022 03:01 PM (RFKzk)

425 >>They were acquitted on state charges. Garland has now brought federal charges against them. Same jury pool, so hopefully he gets a big Fuck You from the locals.


They will also get to hide the proceedings to a large degree.

The Feds are scum.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2022 03:01 PM (CLmI/)

426 The believe all life matters- they just want to be able to arbitrarily decide when life is meaningless and can be safely and morally destroyed.

Someone mentioned on an earlier thread the idea of them believing themselves the Nobility. This is the same growth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2022 03:01 PM (dNqv+)

427 Why does Whoopi marry/date white men?

That is odd to me.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 03:01 PM (sI15f)

428 She and Ted Danson were involved with each other 30 years ago she was thinner and they were both younger and better looking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 03:01 PM (fL5aK)

429 404 crap
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM


Notice that I got away with it, because my heart is pure.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 04, 2022 03:01 PM (7dvxi)

430 never seen Cheers but I know I would hate it

Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2022 03:01 PM (us2H3)

431 "Back in the daze of hippies there were TV commercials illustrating Americans being thrown into foreign jails. (forever) Turkey was a hot spot at the time.

Posted by: Braenyard
==
Have you not seen the classic film, Midnight Express?
"

Even before that, Lawrence of Arabia was in a Turkish jail for some time. They did not know who he was.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 04, 2022 03:02 PM (C1rbv)

432 419 What happened to Double Jeopardy?


Trebek died. Wasn't much fun after that.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2022 03:00 PM (9SrGz)

-------------------------

Really started back when James Holzhauer finally lost.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 04, 2022 03:02 PM (RFKzk)

433 418 Griner's voice is not what you want to hear the morning after
Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2022 02:59 PM (us2H3)
_________________________

Time for some Coyote Love!

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 04, 2022 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

434 They were acquitted on state charges. Garland has now brought federal charges against them. Same jury pool, so hopefully he gets a big Fuck You from the locals.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 04, 2022 02:58 PM (MvHI3)

Just a note: Louisville has kind of gone to shit since this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2022 03:02 PM (dNqv+)

435 I haven't seen video yet, but people on Twatter are saying Pelosi's vodka soaked brain squelched and she referenced Benjamin Franklin's presidency.
Posted by: bonhomme


To be fair, she WAS around at that time.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2022 03:03 PM (9SrGz)

436 Is Ted a closet case even with being Sam Malone on Cheers? Was that just a parody of what gay guys think straight guys are. Funny show though.
___________

I don't think Danson is gay, just weird. He's been married to Mary Steenburgen for decades now.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 04, 2022 03:03 PM (MvHI3)

437 Why does Whoopi marry/date white men?

That is odd to me.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 03:01 PM (sI15f)

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Self-hating Jew?

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 04, 2022 03:03 PM (CWwfg)

438 Whoopi isn't really Jewish is she, she's just playing a black Jew? How is that ok?
-----------------------

No she isn't. She chose that name because she thought it would help her get acting jobs. Because she's an anti-Semite that thinks Jews run everything.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2022 03:03 PM (Y5qcH)

439 Ted Danson was better looking, but whoopi still looked like Rowlf from the muppets.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 03:03 PM (sI15f)

440 I'm most shocked that there are males who exist that literally impregnated Whoopi Goldberg.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 04, 2022 03:03 PM (sVtYq)

441 never seen Cheers but I know I would hate it

Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2022 03:01 PM (us2H3)

It's had it's moments. One of them being a young smoking Kirstie Alley.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 04, 2022 03:04 PM (VwHCD)

442 Really started back when James Holzhauer finally lost.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 04, 2022 03:02 PM (RFKzk)

***

What? You didn't like that dude that called himself "Amy" and wore boring blouses?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 04, 2022 03:04 PM (flINI)

443 Not according to the administration.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

Well according to the administration, inflation is Putin's fault, I'm a racist homo- and transphobe, and Hunter is totes a great guy. So they can kiss my ass.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 02:28 PM (DRSnL)

If Putin can cause inflation despite not having any position in the US Government, maybe we should put him in charge of it.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2022 03:04 PM (eoQWY)

444 Hey Whoopsie:

If God didn't want you to be stupid and ugly, Xe wouldn't have given you an ugly body and attached your fat, stupid face to it.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 04, 2022 03:04 PM (sJHOI)

445 Ted Danson has a huge jutting forehead.

Posted by: Augustine at August 04, 2022 03:04 PM (BDZWU)

446 309 269 WNBA *star* gets 9.5 year prison sentence for possession/smuggling of drugs in Russia.

https://is.gd/KEOGg3
Posted by: AZ deplorable


There's a Heinlein monologue in Starship Troopers that argues this is an act of war. I'm inclined to feel bad for her but she doesn't make it through my Antifa Jacobin sanity test. Basically I imagine what role the person would have at an antifa 'protest' before I decide what to feel about them. This one is event muscle, so fuck her.

Posted by: havel at August 04, 2022 03:05 PM (PRDNR)

447 Why does Whoopi marry/date white men?


So I can abort those miscegenated babies.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at August 04, 2022 03:05 PM (II3Gr)

448 I'm most shocked that there are males who exist that literally impregnated Whoopi Goldberg.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 04, 2022 03:03 PM (sVtYq)
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vodka goggles >>>> beer goggles

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 04, 2022 03:05 PM (aaGzp)

449 412 What happened to Double Jeopardy? Was that something that we cast off when we were going to do this post law America thing?
___________

They were acquitted on state charges. Garland has now brought federal charges against them. Same jury pool, so hopefully he gets a big Fuck You from the locals.
---------------
Teh Feds do like to entertain their black vote with race pron.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2022 03:05 PM (4vi12)

450 418 Griner's voice is not what you want to hear the morning after
Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2022 02:59 PM (us2H3)


She should do just fine in a Russian women's prison no?

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 04, 2022 03:05 PM (u0nWQ)

451 >>Ted Danson has a huge jutting forehead.


He got that John Kerry / Kid from Mask thing going on.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2022 03:05 PM (CLmI/)

452 Why does Whoopi marry/date white men?

That is odd to me.
Posted by: Miss Issippi
___

Why is it odd?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (ijxcW)

453 435 I haven't seen video yet, but people on Twatter are saying Pelosi's vodka soaked brain squelched and she referenced Benjamin Franklin's presidency.
Posted by: bonhomme


To be fair, she WAS around at that time.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2022 03:03 PM (9SrGz)

So she must know Vic pretty well then...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (BgMrQ)

454 Pinal County - Government @PinalCounty · 41m

Pinal County can announce that David Frisk is no longer in the position of Elections Director and is no longer employed by Pinal County.

Virginia Ross is the County's new Elections Director, having resigned her role as County Recorder this morning. 1/2

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (wmDcS)

455 Whoops isn't going to work out for me. According to her, God has given me the freedom of choice to take care of that issue.

Posted by: roc ingersol at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (V4q4k)

456
The Russian woman's prison basketball team Shawshank redemption/Victory/Midnight Express/Invictus movie is going to be tight.
Posted by: TexasDan


Whoever scores the kindly and imprisoned Russian babushka who mentors the young Grinder in the ways of "our prison life" will be rewarded with a sure fire Oscar win for Best Supporting Actress. You heard it here first.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (pNxlR)

457 My ex, who is in the biz, worked with Goldberg a couple of times

said she was dull witted and no fun

Lou Gossett wouldn't fuck her and he fucked anyhting on 4 legs

Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (us2H3)

458 Ted Danson has a huge jutting forehead.
Posted by: Augustine at August 04, 2022 03:04 PM (BDZWU)


Doesn't he have Marfan Syndrome?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (DRSnL)

459 ace, here's some news from "The Daily Otter"

https://dailyotter.org/posts/2022/8/4/ wont-you-please-help-name-me

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2022 03:07 PM (W2Pud)

460 There's a Heinlein monologue in Starship Troopers that argues this is an act of war. I'

///

fwiw, the biden doj seized russian yahcts and bank accounts, so ...

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 04, 2022 03:07 PM (OuH7W)

461 >>Lou Gossett wouldn't fuck her and he fucked anyhting on 4 legs


He was awesome in Pulp Fiction.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2022 03:07 PM (CLmI/)

462 Why does Whoopi marry/date white men?

That is odd to me.
Posted by: Miss Issippi
___

Why is it odd?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (ijxc

Because she doesn't seem to be too fond of white people in general?

Posted by: roc ingersol at August 04, 2022 03:07 PM (V4q4k)

463 Congolese protesters are furious at the U.N. for the inability of its 20-year-old peacekeeping mission to protect civilians from militant gangs. The protesters charge the United Nations Organization Stabilization Mission (MONUSCO) with absorbing resources and infringing on DRC sovereignty, with little in the way of tangible security benefits.
Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (RHGPo)

More likely the civilians need to be protected from the UN peacekeepers AND the gangs.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2022 03:08 PM (eoQWY)

464 I haven't seen video yet, but people on Twatter are saying Pelosi's vodka soaked brain squelched and she referenced Benjamin Franklin's presidency.
Posted by: bonhomm


What of it? President Franklin is on the $100, after all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - just passing by at August 04, 2022 03:08 PM (QEV+3)

465 And granted people have all kinds of weird names, but if her mother was Jewish (and again, Whoopi's no, and never has been Jewish) I would expect that her mother would have given her a better name than calling her after a "farting cushion"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 03:08 PM (fL5aK)

466 452 Why does Whoopi marry/date white men?

That is odd to me.
Posted by: Miss Issippi
___

Why is it odd?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (ijxcW)

Because she seems to hate white people so much.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 03:08 PM (sI15f)

467 Because she doesn't seem to be too fond of white people in general?
Posted by: roc ingersol
___

*shrugs*

So she's a hypocrite as well as being a dumbass.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 03:08 PM (ijxcW)

468 404 crap
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 02:57 PM (llON

You fixed it!

Posted by: m at August 04, 2022 03:08 PM (RtN13)

469 I so hope the juries come back with Not Guilty and Fuck You Garland verdicts for all the cops.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 04, 2022 02:53 PM (MvHI3)

I would luv to agree with you more but it's not possible

cancer would be too good for him
Posted by: REDACTED
__________________________

The jury is going drawn from eleven counties. Not just Jefferson where Louisville is located. It could happen. And a lot of suburban Jefferson isn't a lock for guilty.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 04, 2022 03:09 PM (es0Dj)

470 Teh Feds do like to entertain their black vote with race pron.
___________

They like to play White Savior, swooping in to avenge the lives of po' black criminals who have no other options in life but to murder, maim, deal drugs, and shoot at cops, because of our horribly raaaaaacist, evil, oppressive society that won't give black folks a chance!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 04, 2022 03:09 PM (MvHI3)

471
Pinal County - Government @PinalCounty · 41m

Pinal County can announce that David Frisk is no longer in the position of Elections Director and is no longer employed by Pinal County.

Virginia Ross is the County's new Elections Director, having resigned her role as County Recorder this morning. 1/2
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile



Well, well, well,....

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 04, 2022 03:09 PM (4b8z/)

472 Whoever scores the kindly and imprisoned Russian babushka who mentors the young Grinder in the ways of "our prison life" will be rewarded with a sure fire Oscar win for Best Supporting Actress. You heard it here first.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (pNxlR)

Not even hollywood can make women's basketball entertaining.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2022 03:09 PM (eoQWY)

473 If God didn't want woopie to be recycled, He woudn't have given us wood chippers.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 04, 2022 03:10 PM (j40lz)

474 They were acquitted on state charges. Garland has now brought federal charges against them.



This is where immunity has to end. When the case is thrown out, court costs should be billed to Garland personally.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 03:10 PM (lTGtQ)

475 This one is event muscle, so fuck her.

Posted by: havel at August 04, 2022 03:05 PM (PRDNR)

Let this one contemplate its contempt for the USA over the next 9.5 years in a penal colony.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at August 04, 2022 03:10 PM (U3uv2)

476 Doesn't he have Marfan Syndrome?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (DRSnL)

I think he does. I just saw some recent pics of him at the beach and he does have the Marfan body type.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 03:10 PM (sI15f)

477 Ted Danson.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 04, 2022 03:10 PM (aeyDo)

478 And granted people have all kinds of weird names, but if her mother was Jewish (and again, Whoopi's no, and never has been Jewish) I would expect that her mother would have given her a better name than calling her after a "farting cushion"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 03:08 PM (fL5aK)
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Given that she was named "Caryn", her mother did.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 04, 2022 03:10 PM (aaGzp)

479 440 I'm most shocked that there are males who exist that literally impregnated Whoopi Goldberg.

i thought i was on the holodeck

Posted by: reggie at August 04, 2022 03:10 PM (oY6Yp)

480 >>Well, well, well,....

What's that Lassie? Timmys in the well?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2022 03:11 PM (ZLI7S)

481 Peter Chamberlen invented the obstetrics forcepts.

Posted by: redenzo at August 04, 2022 03:11 PM (E7vND)

482 @432

>>Really started back when James Holzhauer finally lost.

And the way he lost was completely rigged.

The Final Jeopardy Question was: Which Character from Shakespeare had the most lines?

The chick he was going up against just so happened to have done her doctoral dissertation on Shakespeare and was in effect a Shakespeare expert.

They further rigged the game by making the previous two rounds ridiculously easy and filled it up with categories that were chick friendly.

Jeopardy may be crookeder than Maricopa County.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (h6F+D)

483 Not even hollywood can make women's basketball entertaining.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2022 03:09 PM (eoQWY)

What if a female dog helps out a women's basketball team?

Posted by: Thrawn at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (Rl7KJ)

484 I preferred the Diane chick in Cheers to Kirstie Alley.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (4EAs8)

485 shrugs*

So she's a hypocrite as well as being a dumbass.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 03:08 PM (ijxcW)

Seems that way. Or maybe she just hates white guys who identify as conservatives.

Posted by: roc ingersol at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (V4q4k)

486 Did we do this one yet?

@zerohedge
*BIDEN TESTED POSITIVE AGAIN FOR COVID-19: DOCTOR

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (IEa8U)

487 Damn I have Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street in my head.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (4vi12)

488 So far, the United States has purchased 7 million doses of Bavarian Nordic's Jynneos vaccine, the preferred vaccine against monkeypox, and the entire supply is expected to be available by mid-2023. Note planned Parenthood supporters are lined up for vaccines.

An old vaccine is available in the Strategic Stockpile but it's difficult to use.

We chuckle until something goes awry, i.e., when another part of the plan starts working.

Posted by: Lola at August 04, 2022 03:13 PM (NIYa7)

489 I preferred the Diane chick in Cheers to Kirstie Alley.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (4EAs8 )


I will never understand men.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 03:13 PM (DRSnL)

490 485 shrugs*

So she's a hypocrite as well as being a dumbass.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 03:08 PM (ijxcW)

Seems that way. Or maybe she just hates white guys who identify as conservatives.
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (V4q4k)

I think she does it out of spite. She admits she was never in love, so I assume it was about hate sex and a miserable life for the men.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 04, 2022 03:13 PM (sI15f)

491 I preferred the Diane chick in Cheers to Kirstie Alley.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Both were neurotic as hell.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2022 03:14 PM (9SrGz)

492 Did we do this one yet?

@zerohedge
*BIDEN TESTED POSITIVE AGAIN FOR COVID-19: DOCTOR
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (IEa8U)

Does that mean we have to anger another nuclear power to distract from it? Or can we just blow up a house in Kabul and pretend we killed a bad guy

Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2022 03:14 PM (eoQWY)

493 @zerohedge
*BIDEN TESTED POSITIVE AGAIN FOR COVID-19: DOCTOR

--

But did he finish his plate?

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 04, 2022 03:14 PM (sVtYq)

494 Damn I have Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street in my head.

Posted by: Puddinhead




That's the worst song with the best guitar solo.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 03:14 PM (lTGtQ)

495 486 Did we do this one yet?

@zerohedge
*BIDEN TESTED POSITIVE AGAIN FOR COVID-19: DOCTOR
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (IEa8U)

Thank God he was double-vaxxed and boosted or else...wait a minute!

Posted by: Thrawn at August 04, 2022 03:14 PM (Rl7KJ)

496 I preferred the Diane chick in Cheers to Kirstie Alley.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (4EAs

IMHO. Cheers Kristie was hot . Cheers Diane was not. I did like her in my top five comedy , Night Shift though.

Posted by: roc ingersol at August 04, 2022 03:15 PM (V4q4k)

497 Whoopi has in the last couple decades slipped deeper into Critical Racist Theory

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2022 03:15 PM (k8B25)

498 There's a huge boost to your self esteem to date someone who hates the group you belong to.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2022 03:15 PM (44ww/)

499 I actually agree with her statement, also god invented lengths of rope and rickety chairs, and i would hope Whoopi would decide to use them very soon too

Posted by: Rbastid at August 04, 2022 03:15 PM (4XZvr)

500 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 04, 2022 03:10 PM (aaGzp)

Yes; I did know that that wasn't her real name. Just making a point here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 03:15 PM (fL5aK)

501 Some good news I had missed about "honor killing" creep Yaser Said from North Texas.

https://tinyurl.com/ys8rszsv

Posted by: Glenn John at August 04, 2022 03:15 PM (M3hSG)

502 So she's a hypocrite as well as being a dumbass.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming 

Dunning Kruger poster child.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 04, 2022 03:15 PM (bLJCq)

503 487 Damn I have Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street in my head.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (4vi12)

Oh, thanks; now so do I.

Posted by: m at August 04, 2022 03:16 PM (RtN13)

504 484 I preferred the Diane chick in Cheers to Kirstie Alley.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Kirsti would like it if you ate chocolate covered graham crackers in bed with her, Diane wouldn't.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 03:17 PM (2I6ca)

505 We Stand Against Monkeypox

beep beep boop boop

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 03:17 PM (7nHS1)

506 494 Damn I have Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street in my head.

Posted by: Puddinhead

That's the worst song with the best guitar solo.
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Its actually very good song. Great orchestration and great lyrics. I can see why it posted 6 weeks at #2 in the US in 1978. Really a well done song all around. Never listened to the lyrics until yesterday and I'm impressed.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2022 03:17 PM (4vi12)

507 Kristie is a conservative in real life which makes her attractive in its own way.

Posted by: roc ingersol at August 04, 2022 03:17 PM (V4q4k)

508 Dunning Kruger poster child.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 04, 2022 03:15 PM (bLJCq)

She was great in Inglourious Basterds.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2022 03:18 PM (7nHS1)

509 Never in love with anyone other than herself.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 04, 2022 03:18 PM (C1rbv)

510 Kristie Alley vs Kim Katrell the hottest star trek cameo.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2022 03:18 PM (44ww/)

511 BIDEN TESTED POSITIVE AGAIN FOR COVID-19: DOCTOR
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (IEa8U)

This is what-the fourth time?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 03:18 PM (fL5aK)

512 Isn’t Kirstie Alley kinda conservative, or at least non-woke?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 04, 2022 03:19 PM (4EAs8)

513
Not even hollywood can make women's basketball entertaining.
Posted by: Oldcat


Oh, c'mon, it'll be entirely derivative. Sample line of dialogue -- "Gal like to play basketball, let's get her some really big rocks."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 04, 2022 03:19 PM (pNxlR)

514 >>> 507 Kristie is a conservative in real life which makes her attractive in its own way.
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 04, 2022 03:17 PM (V4q4k)

Her um, difficulties maintaining a Hollywood-approved weight could be an advantage during the Burning Times.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 03:19 PM (llON8)

515 458 Ted Danson has a huge jutting forehead.
Posted by: Augustine at August 04, 2022 03:04 PM (BDZWU)

Doesn't he have Marfan Syndrome?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 04, 2022 03:06 PM (DRSnL)

Ted Danson has been wearing a hair piece for decades...
Hair Club

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 04, 2022 03:19 PM (u0nWQ)

516 507 Kristie is a conservative in real life which makes her attractive in its own way.
Posted by: roc ingersol at August 04, 2022 03:17 PM (V4q4k)

Kirstie Alley is a Scientologist, no?

Posted by: m at August 04, 2022 03:19 PM (RtN13)

517 Whoopi Goldberg declared that God gave her the power to know which lives had value and which... not so much
_____________

So ... Untermenschen?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 03:19 PM (eqpxU)

518 Kirsti Alley was prettier than Kim Katrell and had larger cans.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 04, 2022 03:19 PM (h6F+D)

519 Which Character from Shakespeare had the most lines?

The most indecisive emo dark prince, Hamlet, is my answer.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2022 03:20 PM (44ww/)

520 Goldberg says "God doesn't make mistakes"
______________

Has she ever looked in a mirror?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 04, 2022 03:20 PM (eqpxU)

521 87 Damn I have Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street in my head.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2022 03:12 PM (4vi12)
Oh, thanks; now so do I.
Posted by: m at August 04, 2022 03:16 PM (RtN13)

Poor Gerry....read awhile back he was good friends with that Scottish comedian whose name escapes me at the moment.

Long haired fella.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 04, 2022 03:20 PM (2CExO)

522 Isn’t Kirstie Alley kinda conservative, or at least non-woke?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


non-woke if her interview with Carolla is any indication. ( they mostly talked about doing coke and H-Wood ) YMMV.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 04, 2022 03:20 PM (IEa8U)

523 Not even hollywood can make women's basketball entertaining.
Posted by: Oldcat


Vegas can. By taking bets on which game their ladypenis will fall outta their shorts.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2022 03:20 PM (9SrGz)

524
BIDEN TESTED POSITIVE AGAIN FOR COVID-19: DOCTOR
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Joe's never passed four tests in a row in his entire life. He's addicted to this one, though.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 04, 2022 03:20 PM (pNxlR)

525 Kristie Alley vs Kim Katrell the hottest star trek cameo.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2022 03:18 PM (44ww/)

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Warf's half-breed wife.

/Only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 04, 2022 03:20 PM (b3kZJ)

526 Its actually very good song.

Posted by: Puddinhead


I was kind of joking. It is the worst of the best songs of all time based on guitar solos, which puts it in the top ten.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 04, 2022 03:20 PM (lTGtQ)

527 We Stand Against Monkeypox

beep beep boop boop

Posted by: ...

I thought you bent over for Monkeybutt.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 04, 2022 03:21 PM (bLJCq)

528 She's no Glenn Close.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2022 03:21 PM (44ww/)

529 Kirstie Alley is a Scientologist, no?
Posted by: m at August 04, 2022 03:19 PM (RtN13)

Yeah they got her when she was a Coke head.

Posted by: roc ingersol at August 04, 2022 03:21 PM (V4q4k)

530 NOOD Sinema.

Posted by: Catherine at August 04, 2022 03:21 PM (ZSsrh)

531 Glenn Close has never been attractive, ever.

Same goes for Meryl Streep.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 04, 2022 03:22 PM (h6F+D)

532 I've got an old mop in my garage that looks like Whoopie's hair.
Probably has less bugs in it, too.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2022 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

533 Kim Catrall in Mannequin was the bee’s knees.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 04, 2022 03:22 PM (4EAs8)

534 I'm sure the extent of Whoopie's ignorance and stupidity has been extensively discussed, so I will just say, my, how dumb can someone get and still be able to breathe unprompted?

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at August 04, 2022 03:22 PM (wP4IF)

535 >>> 530 NOOD Sinema.
Posted by: Catherine at August 04, 2022 03:21 PM (ZSsrh)

Where is ZOD???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2022 03:22 PM (llON8)

536 Not even hollywood can make women's basketball entertaining.
Posted by: Oldcat

Vegas can. By taking bets on which game their ladypenis will fall outta their shorts.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2022 03:20 PM (9SrGz)

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The only thing they can save the WNBA is lingerie!

Wait, nevermind ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 04, 2022 03:22 PM (b3kZJ)

537 528 She's no Glenn Close.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
---------------

The Klingon?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2022 03:23 PM (2I6ca)

538 Which Character from Shakespeare had the most lines?

The most indecisive emo dark prince, Hamlet, is my answer.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Hamlet at 1569 lines for a single play.
Henry V speaks the most lines if you combine Henry V 1 & 2.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2022 03:23 PM (9SrGz)

539 430 never seen Cheers but I know I would hate it
Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2022 03:01 PM (us2H3)

It had it's funny episodes mostly thanks to the characters of Norm and Cliff.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 04, 2022 03:24 PM (Qhnrt)

540 Poor Gerry....read awhile back he was good friends with that Scottish comedian whose name escapes me at the moment.

Long haired fella.
----------------
Gerry's dead.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2022 03:25 PM (4vi12)

541 252 Matt Hasselbeck (no relation, as far as I know) was an NFL quarterback but I always thought his name sounded like a position. The "Hassleback" - the guy who taunts the other side and hassles them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2022 02:37 PM (WWh8n)
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The guy who taunts has to be French; goes with the position.

Posted by: The Search For The Holy Grail at August 04, 2022 03:25 PM (qfLjt)

542 263
Now do guns. He must've wanted them created, right, Whoopsie?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 02:39 PM (ynpvh)
----
Brilliant Jim.

Posted by: Ciampino at August 04, 2022 03:29 PM (qfLjt)

543 43 Ace is using the "spaghetti against the wall" method of blogging?

Interesting.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 04, 2022 02:13 PM (5pTK/)
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We call it the 'used gym socks against the wall' method. More aromatic.

Posted by: Ciampino - gym socks are reused before washing in boarding school (no Mum) at August 04, 2022 03:37 PM (qfLjt)

544 Interesting how Hasselbeck has grown older but has aged with beauty. The hags surrounding her have all become gargoyle caricatures of their former selves. If you ever wanted a snapshot at what ugliness inside a person does to them, this guest host appearance makes quite the case.

Posted by: red speck at August 04, 2022 03:41 PM (gS3OW)

545 Schumer jest needs to scrounge up a couple of free all-you-can-eat coupons to the nearest Golden Corral to get Jon Tester onboard.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 04, 2022 03:47 PM (Scb23)

546 Smart enough to know that murdering someone would make their life better. Too dumb to know their not supposed to do it.

Sounds accurate. Whoopi you should thank God every day that he made most of us a lot smarter than you, and as a result smart enough to know murdering someone to forward our own goals is wrong.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 04, 2022 03:52 PM (T/vhV)

547 I found the part of the Bible where it talks about abortion: Psalm 139, verses 13-16

Wait. Ooops. That probably says we shouldn't abort. Nevermind.

Posted by: setnaffa at August 04, 2022 03:53 PM (bYETr)

548 I thought the Congress was on break in August? They've voting on another monster bill?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 04:01 PM (fL5aK)

549 Whoops. Mispost.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2022 04:01 PM (fL5aK)

550 If God didn't want me to shoot a firearm He wouldn't have made us smart enough to build one.

Posted by: rudytbone at August 04, 2022 04:16 PM (aS3dr)

551 If God didn't want me to have abortions, He wouldn't have created men so incomprehensibly desperate that they could actually hold an erection inside me and complete their task.

Posted by: Whoopsie! at August 04, 2022 04:16 PM (wiM5O)

552 I, for one, am pleased (in a very grim kind of way) that the veil is falling from our society, so that we may see everyone and everything in our society as they truly are.

...

These people reveal themselves as servants of darkness; witting or unwitting I don't know, and honestly at this point, it doesn't really matter.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 04, 2022 02:12 PM (6JL3d)


Yes, this is a spiritual conflict, not a political one. I've come to the realization that Communism requires the commission of the sins of Pride, Theft, Anger and Envy. Communism sounds superficially good (sharing is caring, yea!!), but ignores that we each have different gifts from God. Collectivism is not charity.

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Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 04, 2022 06:51 PM (wGqjj)

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