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Daily Tech News 3 August 2022

Tech News



Disclaimer: It's like a regular oops, only quantum.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




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1 First?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2022 03:55 AM (c6xtn)

2 Second. But I nooded.

Posted by: m at August 03, 2022 03:59 AM (QPyqx)

3 >>>designed to be save
safe?

>>>even against quantum computes
computers?

Posted by: m at August 03, 2022 04:00 AM (QPyqx)

4 G'day, Pixy.

Posted by: m at August 03, 2022 04:01 AM (QPyqx)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 04:07 AM (T4tVD)

6 Oops.

Well, shucks.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 03, 2022 04:09 AM (KFhLj)

7 Good morning and evening to all the Morons at sea! Flash! Let's go to . . . well, there really isn't a press as in Winchell's day anymore, huh?

Up early to work out, which as usual I will have to force myself into doing. Stirling the Black Kitten of War and Pestilence is here with me, of course. He gets bored overnight, locked out of my bedroom, and so when I get up he throws himself on me as if we've been separated for days.

My boss will be leaving early this afternoon for a dental appointment way out in the suburbs. I hope to tiptoe out early myself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2022 04:10 AM (c6xtn)

8 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at August 03, 2022 04:10 AM (bwQt7)

9 An advanced new cryptography scheme designed to be save even against quantum computes just got hacked using a single-core conventional PC - in an hour. (Ars Technica) Oops. Posted by: Pixy.

I partly stayed to see if that would be on the stories you commented on (the bigger part is I am processing some images and writing some text so I can publish one).

This has to be one of the greatest tech stores of the year. Single core PC hacks the entire NSA/CIA/KGB/MI5/etc. encryption scheme. The only way this could have been better is if it was done by some Romanian Gypsy, high from sniffing paint, using a stolen Raspberry Pi. Oopsy indeed.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 03, 2022 04:13 AM (FF+On)

10 The best investment are never talked about. The worst investments are talked about constantly. This iron law of the universe was the reason I never took crypto seriously.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2022 04:17 AM (ybIRR)

11 Oh here you all are

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 04:23 AM (k8B25)

12 I loved that "new cryptography" story. It should have been done with a 80286 processor just for fun.

Posted by: Ciampino - Hey, we went to the moon with an Intel 8086 at August 03, 2022 04:26 AM (qfLjt)

13 >>>The only way this could have been better is if it was done by some Romanian Gypsy, high from sniffing paint, using a stolen Raspberry Pi. Oopsy indeed.

Are we sure it wasn't done by some 7 year old autistic kid with a puzzle book?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 04:26 AM (WHt4f)

14 Welp I have an alarm set for 5 so of course I woke up at 130 and now here I am.

Posted by: blaster at August 03, 2022 04:33 AM (Wb8Rg)

15 On the cryptography thing it is unclear to me from the article whether this was a primary or alternate candidate. I think I read there are 4 candidates at this round and SIKE isn't one of them?

Posted by: blaster at August 03, 2022 04:36 AM (Wb8Rg)

16 Looks like good news for Kari Lake.

Posted by: blaster at August 03, 2022 04:37 AM (Wb8Rg)

17 Had ham and Havarti cheese omelet good combination

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 04:42 AM (k8B25)

18 Looks like good news for Kari Lake. Posted by: blaster

It really does. When vote tally was at 50% she was getting killed in the 4 big counties. At 75 she had closed the gap in those counties while smoking Robson in the rural counties. And then at 78%, she pulls ahead by a 1.8%. The math gets really tough for Robson now. Well, unless there are boxes of ballots under the counting room tables in Maricopa or Pima counties.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 03, 2022 04:45 AM (FF+On)

19 Last I saw on Lake was she's up a tad under 5500 votes with 86% counted.

Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at August 03, 2022 04:47 AM (mSGHB)

20 https://www.americanthinker.com/there is a method to the meaningless banal madness of kamalas speech

https://tinyurl.com/2f989eax

I thought she was just a idiot, but this explains its a unnamed speech pattern

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 04:50 AM (k8B25)

21 Do the Marxists get to count votes for a couple more weeks anyway until they pull ahead then it's over?

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 04:51 AM (k8B25)

22 I thought she was just a idiot, but this explains its a unnamed speech pattern
Posted by: Skip

So, she's been thru the desert with a speech pattern with no name ?

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 04:52 AM (T4tVD)

23 https://tinyurl.com/yxknnm5f
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Was up after I went to bed

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 04:56 AM (k8B25)

24 Good stuff on that one

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 04:56 AM (k8B25)

25 Time to hit the road, tomorrow is worse
See you out there

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 04:59 AM (k8B25)

26 23 https://tinyurl.com/yxknnm5f
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 04:56 AM (k8B25)

Thanks, Skip.

Posted by: m at August 03, 2022 05:01 AM (QPyqx)

27 Nice out, clear

Posted by: Skip's phone at August 03, 2022 05:04 AM (k8B25)

28 That article on Kamala's speech patterns is meh. The most insightful comment though is that it is meant to confound communication not enhance it.

She speaks like a dummy because she is not smart. She sounds like she has nothing to say because she has nothing to say. Her speech is banal because she is banal.

Buttigieg is the real purveyor of meaningless corpspeak. He's got the credentialism and McKinsey background to make it sound smarter though.

Posted by: blaster at August 03, 2022 05:07 AM (Wb8Rg)

29 from the Bad Blue tweets:

China has summoned the U.S. ambassador, telling him that Pelosi is "playing with fire" and the U.S. "must pay the price for its mistake," per BNONews.

Here's his twitter account:

nitter.net/USAmbChina

Posted by: m at August 03, 2022 05:09 AM (QPyqx)

30 China has summoned the U.S. ambassador, telling him that Pelosi is "playing with fire" and the U.S. "must pay the price for its mistake," per BNONews.

Just heard on the radio that China is going to "retaliate" by having military exercises in the the South China Sea.

Insert rolleyes emoji here.

Posted by: blaster at August 03, 2022 05:12 AM (Wb8Rg)

31 20 https://www.americanthinker.com/there is a method to the meaningless banal madness of kamalas speech

https://tinyurl.com/2f989eax

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2022 04:50 AM (k8B25)

That Gene Kelly movie clip in that article is SO bad.

Posted by: m at August 03, 2022 05:13 AM (QPyqx)

32 The Davos crowd is trying to kill the West. Pissing off China this way helps.to hide their intentions when China responds: think along the lines of Putin/Russia and the energy crisis. Nice morning. Billy has the A/C set at 70 with 30% humidity.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 03, 2022 05:17 AM (b+v9B)

33 As JackStraw said - for someone so unpopular, Trump seems pretty popular.

Posted by: blaster at August 03, 2022 05:24 AM (Wb8Rg)

34 >>>Buttigieg is the real purveyor of meaningless corpspeak. He's got the credentialism and McKinsey background to make it sound smarter though.

>Mayor Pete knows nothing and is fundamentally dishonest. He has an agenda and is deliberately lying to people and that makes him evil.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 05:40 AM (WHt4f)

35
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 03, 2022 05:40 AM (ENBF0)

36 Good morning morons

CNBC terms Pelosi's visit "pouring salt in an open wound."

This gives me pleasure.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2022 05:41 AM (EZebt)

37 8 degrees on the celsius scale this morning... guess I'll need a hoodie walking the dog.

I guess summer is over, what happened to all the warm weather I was promised my truck would cause?

Crypto is worth exactly 0 dollars, always has been.

Posted by: CanuckJack at August 03, 2022 05:50 AM (tjQXU)

38 Crypto is worth exactly 0 dollars, always has been.
Posted by: CanuckJack

Then now is the time to invest!

Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2022 05:51 AM (vd8XM)

39 Psalm 28-

My Life Application Bible describes the theme as "prayer when surrounded by wickedness. God is our only real source of safety. Prayer is our best help when trials come our way because it keeps us in communion with God":

https://tinyurl.com/fb8f3s5u

Consider taking a break from phone and computer technology for a day this week if you don't have to use it for work. Hopefully that's not heresy to say on a tech blog, but maybe even computer geeks take time off from tecnology. It helps, and our estimable poster, Christopher Taylor, endorses this idea.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2022 05:57 AM (fL5aK)

40 When prayer shakes the earth. A Christian devotional based on a passage from the Book of Revelation. Passage linked at site:

https://tinyurl.com/ys99yfa7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2022 06:00 AM (fL5aK)

41 >The only way this could have been better is if it was done by some Romanian Gypsy, high from sniffing paint, using a stolen Raspberry Pi. Oopsy indeed.>

lmao- it probably was-lol

Posted by: sidney at August 03, 2022 06:04 AM (itAo5)

42
An advanced new cryptography scheme designed to be safe even against quantum computes just got hacked using a single-core conventional PC - in an hour.

Like I've said about deodorants, no one needs that many choices in cores.

Posted by: Barely Saunders at August 03, 2022 06:08 AM (jE276)

43 Just a nice story about a nice long time worker in Oklahoma City:

https://tinyurl.com/yepempc6

And a prayer request. I have a congregation member with a case of Covid. She's having a hard time Her name is Dorian. If you could pray for her healing I'd be grateful. Thx so much.

And now I'm taking a day off from technology to do an errand in a lovely part of our state-Warren County- which is largely rural and then I get to hopefully stop at Chik-Fill-A for a peach shake. Have a good day everyone!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2022 06:08 AM (fL5aK)

44 Prayers for Dorian.

Have a great day Fen.

Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2022 06:11 AM (vd8XM)

45 Prayer for complete and immediate healing for Dorian

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2022 06:20 AM (EZebt)

46 So, she's been thru the desert with a speech pattern with no name ?
Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 04:52 AM (T4tVD)

It felt good, as good as rain is, to be out of the rain, so we are not wet, and therefore dry, which is what a desert is.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 03, 2022 06:23 AM (RN7Qy)

47 Kari Lake is now up 9500 votes with 87% counted. 46% to 44.5% for Robson.

Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at August 03, 2022 06:26 AM (9o+sE)

48 You know that old adage about making a speech..."tell 'em what you're going to tell 'em, then tell 'em and finally tell 'em what you told 'em."

That's Kamala Harris.

Posted by: creeper at August 03, 2022 06:26 AM (cTCuP)

49 You know that old adage about making a speech..."tell 'em what you're going to tell 'em, then tell 'em and finally tell 'em what you told 'em."

And then cackle

That's Kamala Harris.
Posted by: creeper

Added info

Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2022 06:28 AM (vd8XM)

50 Greitens got schlonged last nite coming in third.

Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at August 03, 2022 06:28 AM (9o+sE)

51 Prayers for Dorian.

Have a great day Fen.
Posted by: Bruce

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 06:30 AM (T4tVD)

52
Kari Lake is now up 9500 votes with 87% counted. 46% to 44.5% for Robson.

Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at August 03, 2022 06:26 AM


Hold my beer.

Posted by: Maricopa County at August 03, 2022 06:31 AM (jE276)

53 Thanks Skip ! (He's prolly at lunch now )

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 06:31 AM (T4tVD)

54 "And then cackle."

LOL! 'Mornin', Bruce.

Posted by: creeper at August 03, 2022 06:32 AM (cTCuP)

55 Mornin' creeper

Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2022 06:33 AM (vd8XM)

56 46 So, she's been thru the desert with a speech pattern with no name ?
Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 04:52 AM (T4tVD)

It felt good, as good as rain is, to be out of the rain, so we are not wet, and therefore dry, which is what a desert is.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 03, 2022 06:23 AM (RN7Qy)

That is WAY more coherent than Kamala.

Posted by: m at August 03, 2022 06:34 AM (8rTNG)

57 That's Kamala Harris.
Posted by: creeper at August 03, 2022 06:26 AM (cTCuP)

"In these times, the importance of telling is so tellingly important. Which is why it's important that i tell you, because otherwise the telling would never get told. As the great William Tell once said,... well, i don't have to tell you, do I. Tell me something good. Tell me that you like it. Thank you."
- Kamala Harris

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2022 06:37 AM (6FeV1)

58 Good morning all.

Posted by: Rosasharn at August 03, 2022 06:37 AM (yEBFM)

59 That Gene Kelly movie clip in that article is SO bad.
Posted by: m

Shrugs....its no Promethius !

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 06:37 AM (T4tVD)

60 Hiya Rosasharn !

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 06:38 AM (T4tVD)

61 Good morning all.
Posted by: Rosasharn

No Hump Day twirl? Not even a Plie'?

Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2022 06:39 AM (vd8XM)

62 Sometimes, I look in my birdbath, and the water is oily.

So, I have an oily bird.

I guess he gets da woim.

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 06:40 AM (T4tVD)

63 Buy low, get high.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2022 06:40 AM (6FeV1)

64 G'morning,all.

Time for Saltie's uplifting morning greeting.

"Good morning!
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere. "

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 03, 2022 06:41 AM (1n+EO)

65 I guess he gets da woim.
Posted by: JT

groan....

Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2022 06:42 AM (vd8XM)

66 Greitens got schlonged last nite coming in third.

Was he the one with the Swat the Rinos commercial?

Posted by: Squid at August 03, 2022 06:42 AM (YA37n)

67 Pixy,

Thanks for the story about the cryptography failure. Stuff like that interests some of us here. No offense to the Horde shuffling to their coffee pots.

Keep it up, please.

Posted by: pawn at August 03, 2022 06:43 AM (wsHtO)

68 Keep it up, please.
Posted by: pawn at August 03, 2022 06:43 AM (wsHtO)

Way to read the content, noob.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2022 06:44 AM (6FeV1)

69 Hi JT! No Bruce, no reason to twirl on Wednesday...

My 3 year old doggeh is going to the vet to get tutored this Friday and I am anxious....

Posted by: Rosasharn at August 03, 2022 06:44 AM (yEBFM)

70 My 3 year old doggeh is going to the vet to get tutored this Friday and I am anxious....
Posted by: Rosasharn

HA! Tutored, one of my favorite cartoons

Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2022 06:45 AM (vd8XM)

71 I guess he gets da woim.
Posted by: JT

groan....
Posted by: Bruce

A critic !

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 06:46 AM (T4tVD)

72 A critic !
Posted by: JT

HA! No, a groan is a compliment for those type of jokes.

My dad was a master of them

Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2022 06:49 AM (vd8XM)

73 HA! Tutored, one of my favorite cartoons
Posted by: Bruce

Oh mine too. One of many that has made its way into our family's speech pattern.

And we still sound brighter than Kammalamma - whatever.

Posted by: Rosasharn at August 03, 2022 06:49 AM (yEBFM)

74 And we still sound brighter than Kammalamma - whatever.
Posted by: Rosasharn

I've got a girl, name of Rama Lama Ding Dong...

Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2022 06:50 AM (vd8XM)

75 My 3 year old doggeh is going to the vet to get tutored this Friday and I am anxious....
Posted by: Rosasharn

On Thursday drop him off at a doghouse of ill repute for one last fling....

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 06:50 AM (T4tVD)

76 And now the Bidenistas are going "beast mode" on Americans via the Internal Revenue Service. And they are specifically targeting the so-called middle class, the hated Burgeoisie. That they openly brag about "beast mode" being unleashed on what's left of productive society tells me what they are, as if there was any remaining doubt. Beast mode. How do you deal with Beasts?

Posted by: Erik In Texas at August 03, 2022 06:51 AM (Junkp)

77 A critic !
Posted by: JT

HA! No, a groan is a compliment for those type of jokes.

My dad was a master of them
Posted by: Bruce

All righty then !

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 06:52 AM (T4tVD)

78
Kinda tech related: The wife and I are now signed up for 'virtual' healthcare. No office visits, no sitting around waiting with a bunch of sick people. In some cases a physician may actually come to our home (anyone remember the 1950's?). Everything handled over the phone with a Zoom style app. We can send close up photos of issues, and someone is on call 24/7. If prescriptions are necessary they are 'called in' to our local pharmacy.

As someone who was always an 'early adopter' of technology I'm intrigued by the idea.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 03, 2022 06:56 AM (jE276)

79 Evidently Kansas went pro abortion in the election last night? The pic in WaPo is classic with the usual "females" celebrating. What exactly is wrong with Kansas?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 03, 2022 06:56 AM (oWBc3)

80 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at August 03, 2022 06:58 AM (UnQlg)

81 NFTs and Blockchain, digital tulips all the way down.

HAL 9000 weeps.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2022 06:59 AM (RSbP+)

82 As someone who was always an 'early adopter' of technology I'm intrigued by the idea.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Is that thru a hospital?

Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2022 07:00 AM (vd8XM)

83 Was he the one with the Swat the Rinos commercial?
Posted by: Squid
------------

Yes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at August 03, 2022 07:01 AM (9o+sE)

84 DAFUQ?

I went to bed with Lake having the election stolen from her, and I wake up and she is leading?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 03, 2022 07:01 AM (5p7BC)

85 The IRS has been in Beast Mode in my case for a while. Imagine getting your paycheck garnished down to $200/wk without any notice or hearings when you are in the middle of renegotiating a payment schedule because they found out you just had a large Workers Comp settlement.

Posted by: pawn at August 03, 2022 07:02 AM (wsHtO)

86 Off to breakfast.

HAve a good one all.

Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2022 07:02 AM (vd8XM)

87 Fortunately i have never made enough money for the IRS to give a crap about my return....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2022 07:04 AM (6FeV1)

88 I had the doctor's office where I go for my blood pressure meds bring up the tele-medicine. They have not been able to explain exactly how they monitor my blood pressure over the computer. Or how they monitor anything when they see me once a year.

I think they all just want to work from home and not have to interact with any actual icky people.

Posted by: Rosasharn at August 03, 2022 07:05 AM (yEBFM)

89 Currently, Lake is up 10,600 with estimated 88% votes counted. 46.17% vs 44.49% for Robson.

Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at August 03, 2022 07:05 AM (9o+sE)

90 "Listen, kulak, you're going to owe us for... *looks at my paperwork*... ha! Oh, sweetie, nevermind, you're good. Ha! Loser. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2022 07:05 AM (6FeV1)

91 went to bed with Lake having the election stolen from her, and I wake up and she is leading?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 03, 2022 07:01 AM (5p7BC)

Indeed. Wtf with the complete ineptitude of counting that this isn't done yet. I know fraud and all, but EVERY. FREAKING. eLECTION.

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 03, 2022 07:05 AM (/6GbT)

92 73
And we still sound brighter than Kammalamma - whatever.

Posted by: Rosasharn at August 03, 2022 06:49 AM (yEBFM)
----
You meant the Jamaican Swallow, also known as a Gulp?

Posted by: Ciampino - Can she carry coconuts? at August 03, 2022 07:07 AM (qfLjt)

93 We want to trust the entire apparatus of law and economy to a loose network of nose-pickers who can't even count.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2022 07:07 AM (6FeV1)

94 Morning peeps. Speaking of technology.... I note that Amazon now has a pharmacy.

Which leads me to this; why are some medications still only "by prescription only?" Like antibiotics.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2022 07:09 AM (BFigT)

95 g'mornin' everyone ! head on a swivel !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 03, 2022 07:10 AM (gNK8s)

96
Is that thru a hospital?

Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2022 07:00 AM


Thru a zero cost, five star rated Medicare Advantage program. As to blood pressure, both my wife and I are in a very good range and we have our own Omron BP cuff and monitor it ourselves.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 03, 2022 07:10 AM (jE276)

97 I had the doctor's office where I go for my blood pressure meds bring up the tele-medicine. They have not been able to explain exactly how they monitor my blood pressure over the computer. Or how they monitor anything when they see me once a year.

I think they all just want to work from home and not have to interact with any actual icky people.
Posted by: Rosasharn at August 03, 2022 07:05 AM (yEBFM)

The blood pressure you can monitor yourself. The automatic machines are cheap and easy to use. Unless they really need to see the problem, what's the point of going in? If I were a doctor, I would love to get rid of a huge office and get down to one or two rooms. Easier to do online and to make home visits when necessary.

Posted by: WiNO at August 03, 2022 07:11 AM (1JtC2)

98 "Which leads me to this; why are some medications still only "by prescription only?" Like antibiotics."

Job security for an increasingly politicized and worthless elite.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 03, 2022 07:12 AM (gNK8s)

99 Posted by: pawn at August 03, 2022 07:02 AM (wsHtO)

Oh that sucks
Prayers

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 03, 2022 07:12 AM (gbzeC)

100 Posted by: pawn at August 03, 2022 07:02 AM (wsHtO)

Oh that sucks
Prayers
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 03, 2022 07:12 AM (gbzeC)

Literally adding insult to injury.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2022 07:13 AM (6FeV1)

101 /0

Wait till the Omron BP cuff is part of the IOT and won't let you start your car until you take your required reading.

Just joking....not really.

Posted by: pawn at August 03, 2022 07:13 AM (wsHtO)

102 Morning peeps. Speaking of technology.... I note that Amazon now has a pharmacy.

Which leads me to this; why are some medications still only "by prescription only?" Like antibiotics.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2022 07:09 AM (BFigT)

Antibiotic overuse is a problem. Though I have a feeling it is over-hyped. After the COVID disaster, I'm all for you can get whatever drugs you want except for heavy narcotics.

Posted by: WiNO at August 03, 2022 07:13 AM (1JtC2)

103 Virtual.throat check
Say aaaaahhh into the camera

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 03, 2022 07:13 AM (gbzeC)

104
I think they all just want to work from home and not have to interact with any actual icky people.

Posted by: Rosasharn at August 03, 2022 07:05 AM


Me: You want me to do what?
Telemed Dr: Digital rectal exam. It's a necessary procedure. Use your finger.
Me: And do what with it?
Telemed Dr: Why don't you stick it up your ass?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 03, 2022 07:14 AM (jE276)

105 107 I'm gonna pass on the home colonoscopy kit.
Posted by: fd at August 03, 2022 07:14 AM (sn5EN)

You want me to do *that* with my web cam, it's gonna cost you extra.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2022 07:15 AM (6FeV1)

106 what a fucking game:

Demi Lovato, 29, admits she's ditched 'they/them' as her pronouns and reverted back to 'she/her' one year after coming out as non-binary: 'I'm such a fluid person'

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 03, 2022 07:18 AM (BRHaw)

107 96 Morning peeps. Speaking of technology.... I note that Amazon now has a pharmacy.

Which leads me to this; why are some medications still only "by prescription only?" Like antibiotics.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2022 07:09 AM (BFigT)
----
1. To prevent irresponsible misuse of antibiotics.
2. To prevent erroneous self-medication.
3. Drug interactions.
4. Drug abuse, overmedication, etc. Some drugs require liver/kidney function monitoring.

Posted by: Ciampino - Most drugs are poisonous in certain cases at August 03, 2022 07:18 AM (qfLjt)

108 Hope Lake pulls in the win, worry about the fraud and they will try it

Posted by: Skip's phone at August 03, 2022 07:18 AM (qAX+U)

109 Oh that sucks.

Oh yes, they ended up getting the entire settlement to settle my tax bill. My wife took off after fraudulently emptying my 401K accounts, leaving me with the penalties and taxes.

The worst part was the injury left me partially disabled and on the short list for layoffs which occurred six months later.

That was a rough time. I had a kid in college that had to drop out because of all this.

Posted by: pawn at August 03, 2022 07:19 AM (wsHtO)

110 : 'I'm such a fluid person'
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 03, 2022 07:18 AM (BRHaw)

she misspelled "attention whore"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 03, 2022 07:19 AM (gbzeC)

111 Self-medication is the best medication.

Also, if one is good two is better, so take three.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2022 07:20 AM (EZebt)

112 Demi Lovato, 29, admits she's ditched 'they/them' as her pronouns and reverted back to 'she/her' one year after coming out as non-binary: 'I'm such a fluid person'
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 03, 2022


***
Marie-Antoinette the late black cat was gender-fluid. Born a boy, taken to be a girl for years, and remained The Queen even after a vet found she was male. Way ahead of her time. And possibly she was smarter than this Lovato person.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 03, 2022 07:20 AM (txdEq)

113 "she misspelled "attention whore""

I've seen it both ways.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 03, 2022 07:21 AM (1n+EO)

114
You want me to do *that* with my web cam, it's gonna cost you extra.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2022 07:15 AM


I'll do anything for love telemedicine, but I won't do that.
Meat Loaf

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 03, 2022 07:21 AM (jE276)

115 Morning Horde. Week 5 of hubby NEC's sudden hearing loss in his right ear. Lost all of his high and low range of hearing in less than a week right after having the chinese lung rot. ENT is treating him with prednisone for 12 days. Doc and the audiologist are betting it's a viral infection of the inner ear and if the prednisone doesn't clear it up it's on to a MRI to check for a tumor. Please, please, please let it be a virus.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 03, 2022 07:21 AM (2NHgQ)

116 Hiya Skip's phone !

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 07:22 AM (T4tVD)

117 I can still see the X!

Posted by: Allie at August 03, 2022 07:24 AM (UnA8+)

118 Cryptocurrency

Why Burn Your Money the Old-Fashioned Way and Generate Deadly CO2, When You Can Destroy It Digitally to Save Gaia!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 03, 2022 07:25 AM (5NkmN)

119 meh, it can't be any worse than having all the useful pharmacopeia clutched in the hands of an elite that is taught to hate me and want me dead.
effemall.
abolish prescription laws for everything.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 03, 2022 07:25 AM (gNK8s)

120 Looking at the analysis, Lake has won the primary in AZ. Robson has no path to overcome her deficit.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 03, 2022 07:25 AM (5p7BC)

121 get woked go broked

ha

The new DC Comics film “Batgirl,” which still has no release date, will be completely “shelved” by Warner Bros., a top Hollywood source told The Post.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 03, 2022 07:26 AM (BRHaw)

122 "Week 5 of hubby NEC's sudden hearing loss in his right ear. Lost all of his high and low range of hearing in less than a week right after having the chinese lung rot."

Same thing here.
Both Mrs VIA and I have issues, in the right ear after our bout with that crap two weeks ago.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 03, 2022 07:26 AM (1n+EO)

123 A prayer for complete and speedy healing

Prednisone is strong stuff

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2022 07:29 AM (EZebt)

124 neverenoughcaffeine

Prayers up for your hubby that his hearing comes back soon. and the simple explanation is the right one.

Posted by: Rosasharn at August 03, 2022 07:29 AM (yEBFM)

125 Unfortunately, the PA Supreme Court has ruled in favor of Permanent Mail-In Voting.

It is now officially a deep blue state, regardless of all the red in the middle.

Posted by: Allie at August 03, 2022 07:30 AM (UnA8+)

126 Cryptocurrency

For Those Times When You Really Wish You Could've Bought Into the Tulip Bubble!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 03, 2022 07:30 AM (5NkmN)

127 Turn your head and cough.
Posted by: Robogrip

Yeah. Remember the chess robot ripped off the kid's thumb ?

I ain'y lettin' no robot grab my 'nads !

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 07:30 AM (T4tVD)

128 I've read other indication that the guys who are smart at quantum are really bad at crypto. 'Oh, we can totally encrypt and hide a signal!' 'Hold my beer, give me an FFT. Nm, didn't need to have you hold my beer.'

Posted by: Legion of Boom at August 03, 2022 07:30 AM (BsoVM)

129 Need chemical freedom in the same way as self defense instead of being to reliant on cops.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 03, 2022 07:31 AM (8tYcc)

130 108 107 I'm gonna pass on the home colonoscopy kit.
Posted by: fd at August 03, 2022 07:14 AM (sn5EN)

You want me to do *that* with my web cam, it's gonna cost you extra.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2022 07:15 AM (6FeV1)
----
Imagine the other end of this vignette: it's a small cinema filled with invited patrons only. Premium prices. All there to watch you perform 'erotic' examinations on yourself.
Eventually there will be pron channels for this. "O look, that's MY ass!"

Posted by: Ciampino - Your posterior in posterity at August 03, 2022 07:32 AM (qfLjt)

131 VIA. Sorry to hear you're suffering through the same thing. If this ends up being coof related the chinese have a lot to answer for when it comes to gain of function. Whether intentional or not the release of such a harmful virus into the wild is criminal. It's just not the deaths but also the side effects that may linger for a while, let alone the side effects from a quickly produced vaccine and I use that term loosely. I still worry about my now 21-year-old nephew who had myocarditis from the Moderna vaccine.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 03, 2022 07:33 AM (2NHgQ)

132 Unfortunately, the PA Supreme Court has ruled in favor of Permanent Mail-In Voting.

It is now officially a deep blue state, regardless of all the red in the middle.
Posted by: Allie
---------
You mean the same mail-in ballot system used by most states, including Florida?

States are composed of their electorate, not their voting system. PA is not blue and might even no longer be purple.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 03, 2022 07:33 AM (5p7BC)

133 Sudden, virus related hearing loss - you should go to the dr asap as sometimes steroids can reverse it

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 03, 2022 07:34 AM (gbzeC)

134 I think we do need to be careful of the terminology.

"Mail in" voting, such as it is, at least means being sent through official government entities, and postmarks.

What they are often referring to these days, are just unsecured drop boxes sprinkled liberally far and wide in strategic locations. They aren't being "mailed" in any sense of the term.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 03, 2022 07:34 AM (5JChN)

135 The new DC Comics film “Batgirl,” which still has no release date, will be completely “shelved” by Warner Bros., a top Hollywood source told The Post.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 03, 2022 07:26 AM (BRHaw)


The concept of Batgirl has always kind of eluded me. I mean, I get the whole hawt gal with a rocking' bod in a skin-tight suit dealio,but -

Batman's whole raison d'etre is to throw criminals in jail after beating the holy hell outta them,

which ain't happening with a 92-115 lb gal.

supergirl and Wonder Woman have "super" powers, Batgirl? Sadly, no.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 03, 2022 07:36 AM (5NkmN)

136
You mean the same mail-in ballot system used by most states, including Florida?

States are composed of their electorate, not their voting system. PA is not blue and might even no longer be purple.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 03, 2022 07:33 AM


We previously (in PA) had two reasons for mail-in voting - health reasons or being out of state on Election Day. We now have 'no reason' mail in voting. Does Florida have that?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 03, 2022 07:36 AM (jE276)

137 vmom. Hasn't worked for hubby yet but he still has 6 days to go on the steroids. He also took Sudafed for a couple days since they suggested that as well, it did nothing. Right now, he cannot sleep due to the incredible amount of ambient noise in his right ear. I'm hoping that means the nerves are healing.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 03, 2022 07:36 AM (2NHgQ)

138 And what PA Supreme Court ruled was against the "for cause" mail-in request system. You still have to request a mail-in ballot. But PA was pretty much the last state in the country to require you to give a reason.

What is ripe for fraud is mailing ballots to everyone on the voting rolls like the did in 2020. THAT was eliminated in a special election in early 2021. And also use of unmonitored drop boxes as Tater mentioned.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 03, 2022 07:37 AM (5p7BC)

139 Demi Lovato, 29, admits she's ditched 'they/them' as her pronouns and reverted back to 'she/her' one year after coming out as non-binary: 'I'm such a fluid person'
Posted by: rhennigantx


Is that what the kids are calling "idiot" nowadays?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 07:38 AM (M4uPp)

140 We now have 'no reason' mail in voting. Does Florida have that?
Posted by: Divide by Zero
---------
Yes, and we have had that for decades.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 03, 2022 07:38 AM (5p7BC)

141 If they can put a serial number on a drivers license, they can put a serial number on the ballot.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 07:39 AM (M4uPp)

142 I'm gonna pass on the home colonoscopy kit.
Posted by: fd at August 03, 2022 07:14 AM (sn5EN)

You want me to do *that* with my web cam, it's gonna cost you extra.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 03, 2022 07:15 AM (6FeV1)

You just know some women would post it on onlyfans...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at August 03, 2022 07:41 AM (p03vF)

143
We now have 'no reason' mail in voting. Does Florida have that?
Posted by: Divide by Zero
---------
Yes, and we have had that for decades.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 03, 2022 07:38 AM


Do you have any explanation for why Trump lost Pennsylvania?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 03, 2022 07:41 AM (jE276)

144 141. Michigan does along with a number of states. You can request a ballot and not have to give a reason. Voters approved no reason absentee ballots two elections ago.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 03, 2022 07:41 AM (HTJKx)

145 Hearing loss and the coof.
https://tinyurl.com/mryhvdnn

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 03, 2022 07:41 AM (2NHgQ)

146 nood

Posted by: Rosasharn at August 03, 2022 07:42 AM (yEBFM)

147 146 If they can put a serial number on a drivers license, they can put a serial number on the ballot.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 07:39 AM (M4uPp)
----
Explain please, too early in the morning.

Posted by: Ciampino - Your posterior in posterity at August 03, 2022 07:42 AM (qfLjt)

148 "Hearing loss and the coof. "

'Page not found'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 03, 2022 07:43 AM (1n+EO)

149 Do you have any explanation for why Trump lost Pennsylvania?


Good old fashion corruption.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 03, 2022 07:44 AM (sAmhv)

150 Explain please, too early in the morning.
Posted by: Ciampino

Your dl has a unique number identifying you. So should your ballot.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 07:44 AM (M4uPp)

151 Turn your head and cough.
Posted by: Robogrip

Yeah. Remember the chess robot ripped off the kid's thumb ?

I ain'y lettin' no robot grab my 'nads !
Posted by: JT at August 03, 2022 07:30 AM (T4tVD)

you'll just have to ask the neighbor lady to hold them for you JT...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at August 03, 2022 07:46 AM (p03vF)

152 VIA. Try this one.
https://tinyurl.com/2p97uywb

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 03, 2022 07:47 AM (2NHgQ)

153 155 Explain please, too early in the morning.
Posted by: Ciampino

Your dl has a unique number identifying you. So should your ballot.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2022 07:44 AM (M4uPp)
----
But then your vote is no longer secret and could be used against you.

Posted by: Ciampino - the ballot is supposed to be securely anonymous at August 03, 2022 07:47 AM (qfLjt)

154 And also use of unmonitored drop boxes as Tater mentioned.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 03, 2022 07:37 AM (5p7BC)

The drop boxes in PA have two people watching each one, but they do not check id.
They just let anybody drop as many ballots as they want.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 03, 2022 07:56 AM (gbzeC)

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