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The US debt will grow to double the country's gross domestic output in 30 years. This is "uncharted territory," economists warn.

I think it's well-charted territory, actually -- just look at South America. We're looking at collapse.

Federal debt will nearly double the nation's Gross Domestic Product by 2052 if it continues on its current trajectory, the U.S. Congressional Budget Office says in its economic and debt forecast released Wednesday.


U.S federal debt surpassed $30 trillion in February, and the most recent GDP data showed a decline of 1.6% in the first quarter of 2022. GDP second quarter data is set to be released Thursday.

Overall, the ratio of debt to GDP is expected to get much worse over the next three decades given current spending levels and the cost of holding high levels of debt because of interest rates.

quietcouragetomnichols.jpg

I don't... think that's real.

Harder and harder to tell with Senor Baloneynipples, though.

Twenty-two Republican attorneys general are suing the Biden Administration for stealing food out of the mouths of desperately poor children to force local schools to accept full-on transgenderism.

In May, the Biden administration announced that any school that participates in the federal school lunch program (which is run by the U.S. Department of Agriculture's Food and Nutrition Service) must allow students to use bathrooms, locker rooms, and showers and play on the sports teams aligning with their gender identity if they want access to funds for the program -- effectively holding money meant for ensuring student nutrition in exchange for compliance on radical leftist gender ideology.

Now, twenty-two Republican attorneys general are fighting back by suing the U.S. Department of Agriculture over that new guidance.

"We all know the Biden administration is dead-set on imposing an extreme left-wing agenda on Americans nationwide," Indiana Attorney General Todd Rokita said. "But they've reached a new level of shamelessness with this ploy of holding up food assistance for low-income kids unless schools do the Left's bidding."


Remember when Obama actually said that doctors used to deliberately drive up surgery bills by performing unnecessary amputations -- cutting off healthy feet in diabetics, for example? He claimed this in making his case for Obamacare.

That was, of course, a typically Satanic Obama lie.

But this isn't a lie:

Ghoulish surgeons admit cutting off the breasts of young girls -- 12-year-old girls, in fact.

And the left celebrates it!

A video resurfaced on Monday by anti-transitioning activist Chris Elston shows a group of Los Angeles pediatricians telling the 2018 Gender Spectrum conference that they conducted gender reassignment surgeries on children and adolescents. Kaiser Permanente gender specialist Kellyn Lakhardt tells the audience, "In terms of masculinizing top surgery, I think 12 is the youngest who has surgery through our program." Lakhardt adds, "We have had a few patients at 15 -- I don't think surgery actually happened until 16 -- that have had vaginoplasty."

Top surgery is a form of gender reassignment surgery in which a double mastectomy and contouring is performed to make the female patient's chest resemble that of a man. A vaginoplasty involves using male genital tissue to create the appearance of female genitalia, which is often accompanied by the removal of the testicles. Post-surgery maintenance requires a "lifetime commitment to aftercare" according to Boston Children's Hospital, as the body will treat this constructed "vagina" as an open wound, requiring patients to dilate the wound multiple times a day shortly after the surgery and then multiple times a week thereafter.

Another pediatrician at the same conference, Dr. Johanna Olson-Kennedy of the Los Angeles Children's Hospital, downplayed the permanence of any surgical alterations to gender dysphoric children and adolescents, along with concerns about children's ability to make such a decision. "What we do know is that adolescents actually have the capacity to make a reasoned, logical decision," she said. "And here's the other thing about chest surgery: if you want breasts at a later point in your life, you can go and get them."


From a week or so ago: Tucker Carlson says Biden is cognitively impaired and unfit for office and relies on drugs to appear to be semi-functional and everyone in official DC and the media knows this and has known this for years and has lied and lied about it for power.

If you've seen that already, apologies. I've heard references to Tucker talking about this, but I haven't seen a long clip about it until now.

Democrats are complaining that Biden is showing no signs of "engagement" with the duties of his office and doesn't answer their phone calls.

Well, yeah: He's a senile invalid who has two good hours a day thanks to an Adrenaline and Adderall Stack.

Allies to President Biden are voicing frustration about the political operation inside the White House as the midterm elections draw closer and the president readies for a possible reelection bid.

The allies say the lack of a "personal touch" from Biden has left them underwhelmed, with calls going unanswered, simple requests lacking a reply and little -- if any -- proactive outreach from staff inside the White House.

"The most important thing is people just want to feel engaged," said a longtime Biden ally, one of a dozen sources interviewed by The Hill who say Biden needs to do more to build support for the party and for his own political prospects to successfully run for reelection.

...

Democratic strategist Jim Manley and other political observers said they were sympathetic to the logistics around the pandemic. Still, with Biden's approval ratings averaging around 38 percent, they say, the White House needs to do better.

"Given the president's approval rating, I'd think they'd be working in overdrive to conduct outreach to as many surrogates as possible," Manley said. "As far as I can tell, it's not happening."

...

The backlog of unanswered calls and emails can be so trying at times that allies reach out to outside advisers and other allies for help.

"I've gotten calls from multiple people who can't get their calls returned," the longtime aide added. "It's symptomatic of how the Biden team is run. It's very top heavy. You can't get a yes or a no. ... 'Are you going to do this trip or not?' ... They have donors they've known for years who don't get calls returned."

"They're not getting answers in a timely manner," the longtime aide added. "They're not engaging with the DNC [Democratic National Committee] in a timely manner or any other outside groups trying to help the president."

This is what you "fortified the election" to put into office.

You all knew he was senile.

Are you demanding they increase the dosage of his A&A Stack? Don't you think that would be... dangerous?

tomnicholsbidencrush.jpg

Again, I don't... think that's real.

Hard to say for certain, though.


By the way:

Schlong covid won.

Though I have a feeling that "Midterm Variant" will wind up proving to be the far more appropriate name.

Posted by: Ace at 04:00 PM




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1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 29, 2022 03:59 PM (V6f9+)

2 And it's all going to crash, sooner or later. The Uniparty is just looting all the cash they can, for themselves and those who put them in power.

Fuck it, buy food, water and ammo.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 29, 2022 04:00 PM (V6f9+)

3 2 And it's all going to crash, sooner or later. The Uniparty is just looting all the cash they can, for themselves and those who put them in power.

Fuck it, buy food, water and ammo.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 29, 2022 04:00 PM (V6f9+)

Even if you are wrong, it pays to be prepared.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 29, 2022 04:01 PM (diceA)

4 It's not a recession, recession!!!!!!

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 29, 2022 04:01 PM (bVYXr)

5 Yeah, we're not the first to deal with massive inflation and overspending by the government.

Revolutionary France did similar things.

The Confederacy did too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at July 29, 2022 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

6 Hmm. More good news.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2022 04:02 PM (guGkK)

7 Tom Nichols is a man's man.

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 29, 2022 04:02 PM (diceA)

8 So FJB is pumping the brakes now?

Good. The chicken can use a break.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2022 04:02 PM (guGkK)

9 China is already 3x and not looking good.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at July 29, 2022 04:03 PM (ts6Zs)

10 "The Quiet Courage of Biden's Negative Growth Economy"

I laughed. That was as darkly amusing as the article from NYT or Wapo about why cannibalism is a good choice sometimes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2022 04:03 PM (fL5aK)

11 >>the US debt

No one cares.

Posted by: ZOD at July 29, 2022 04:03 PM (Q/6pY)

12 Tim Nichols? Yea, probably not real.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2022 04:03 PM (ZLI7S)

13

Te gustaria volver a mi casa bouncy bouncy?

Posted by: Ped Xing at July 29, 2022 04:03 PM (7DYli)

14 Maybe it's a good thing there are no Doom posts from Monty.
Damn near every post is a doom post.
We're fooked.

Posted by: Bosk at July 29, 2022 04:03 PM (v4L7Y)

15 "The Conservative Case for a Retracting, Poverty-Wracked Economy"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2022 04:03 PM (guGkK)

16 I predicted last year that we'd start seeing stories about White House dysfunction and the lack of response from the Oval Office. It's a sign that the Dems want Biden gone.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 29, 2022 04:03 PM (wmDcS)

17 Steel nipples beat baloney nipples! Vote me for President!

Posted by: andrew cuomo at July 29, 2022 04:04 PM (yikp0)

18 "Why Spending A Few Months Living Under A Freeway Overpass Can Improve Your Perspective"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2022 04:04 PM (guGkK)

19 11 >>the US debt

No one cares.
Posted by: ZOD at July 29, 2022 04:03 PM (Q/6pY)

========

Until they suddenly do.

Things gotta break first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at July 29, 2022 04:04 PM (LvTSG)

20 We're well through the looking glass...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 29, 2022 04:05 PM (gryET)

21 >>The Confederacy did too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at July 29, 2022 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

There wasn't really enough of a...ahem, timeline...to assess Confederate financial benchmarks, but my instinct is to agree.

Posted by: ZOD at July 29, 2022 04:05 PM (Q/6pY)

22 Hillary said *we* were irredeemable.

But this whole country is starting to feel irredeemable.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2022 04:05 PM (/stMw)

23 >>> Again, I don't... think that's real.

I think ace found a meme template.

Posted by: fluffy at July 29, 2022 04:05 PM (UnQlg)

24 This is "uncharted territory," economists warn.
.........

No. It's Funcharted.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

25 >>> 15 "The Conservative Case for a Retracting, Poverty-Wracked Economy"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2022 04:03 PM (guGkK)

"The Conservative Case for Famine, Especially Amongst Those Dummies Who Can't Figure Out the Sandwiches at My Favorite Italian Sandwich Shop" by David French

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2022 04:05 PM (llON8)

26 >>Until they suddenly do. Things gotta break first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at July 29, 2022 04:04 PM (LvTSG)

QED.

Posted by: ZOD at July 29, 2022 04:05 PM (Q/6pY)

27 21 >>The Confederacy did too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at July 29, 2022 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

There wasn't really enough of a...ahem, timeline...to assess Confederate financial benchmarks, but my instinct is to agree.
Posted by: ZOD at July 29, 2022 04:05 PM (Q/6pY)

========

They did print a lot of dollars.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at July 29, 2022 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

28 If my plan is successful I'll be dead long before 2052.

The rest of you are screwed though.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2022 04:05 PM (ZLI7S)

29 Would you want to talk to Joe Biden on the phone anyway?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 29, 2022 04:05 PM (diceA)

30 "The US debt will grow to double the country's gross domestic output in 30 years. This is "uncharted territory," economists warn."

30 years seems optimistic at this point. At least half that time.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 29, 2022 04:06 PM (Rl7KJ)

31 Would you want to talk to Joe Biden on the phone anyway?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 29, 2022 04:05 PM (diceA)



"Mr. President, stop hitting the keypad."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2022 04:06 PM (guGkK)

32 "And here's the other thing about chest surgery: if you want breasts at a later point in your life, you can go and get them."

The surgeon who said that is an ugly person inside.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2022 04:06 PM (fL5aK)

33 21 >>The Confederacy did too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at July 29, 2022 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

There wasn't really enough of a...ahem, timeline...to assess Confederate financial benchmarks, but my instinct is to agree.
Posted by: ZOD at July 29, 2022 04:05 PM (Q/6pY)

Economically it was a shitshow from the start as the Confederacy was commodity-based and the North was the trade partner on which they were dependent. It rapidly devolved into hyperinflation, price controls, and seizure of goods. Had some bread riots too.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 29, 2022 04:07 PM (b2nrj)

34 "And here's the other thing about chest surgery: if you want breasts at a later point in your life, you can go and get them."

WTF! Sure you can get nonfunctional water balloons implanted under your skin. But there are risks associated with implants and they don't make breast milk. That "doctor" is evil.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 29, 2022 04:07 PM (ftFVW)

35 Te gustaria volver a mi casa bouncy bouncy?
Posted by: Ped Xing at July 29, 2022 04:03 PM (7DYli)
.........

Veinte pesos?

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

36 I always thought the weather would be warmer in a banana republic.

Posted by: Wally at July 29, 2022 04:07 PM (FJYfm)

37 I hope Pelosi's pilot is called Wi Tu Lo.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2022 04:07 PM (/stMw)

38 Revolutionary France, Weimar Republic, Confederate States of America. They all played the inflation game and all ended in a bloodbath and end for those nations.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at July 29, 2022 04:08 PM (PbwT0)

39 I always thought the weather would be warmer in a banana republic.
Posted by: Wally at July 29, 2022 04:07 PM (FJYfm)



PRO TIP: You'll get a big head start by planting your bananas now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2022 04:08 PM (guGkK)

40 >>18 "Why Spending A Few Months Living Under A Freeway Overpass Can Improve Your Perspective"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2022 04:04 PM (guGkK)

And, net-net (assuming an addiction-free, dentally responsible) life, financial improvement.

FESTUNG ZOD could do many, many financial things if he abandoned his mansion and lived

(rally the cavalry and PSD)

...under a bridge.

(like firing the cavalry)

Posted by: ZOD at July 29, 2022 04:08 PM (Q/6pY)

41 >>>Schlong covid won.

The gang bang fever?
Orgyitis?
Pole polishing pustules?
Bath house bumps?

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 29, 2022 04:09 PM (T/vhV)

42 We have a pretty good chance at a worldwide depression, since overspending is rampant and several economies are under stress. I always feel like it's the musical chairs economy. At some point, what you have is all you'll have to get through it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 29, 2022 04:09 PM (9WSy4)

43 What we do know is that adolescents actually have the capacity to make a reasoned, logical decision,"

LOL!!

Ya gotta have several College degrees to get that goddamned stupid.

What you wanna bet this wench is fucking childless?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2022 04:09 PM (sXPKk)

44 It's like a bad dream where you wake up and find you're still in a bad dream, only worse!

Posted by: Weasel at July 29, 2022 04:09 PM (0IeYL)

45 That's not a run on the banks. It's a Community Togetherness Festival.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 04:10 PM (v0R5T)

46 "And here's the other thing about chest surgery: if you want breasts at a later point in your life, you can go and get them."

Can I get a new dong? I mean, the one I've got ain't bad, but, you know...

Posted by: Ped Xing at July 29, 2022 04:10 PM (7DYli)

47 34 "And here's the other thing about chest surgery: if you want breasts at a later point in your life, you can go and get them."

WTF! Sure you can get nonfunctional water balloons implanted under your skin. But there are risks associated with implants and they don't make breast milk. That "doctor" is evil.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 29, 2022 04:07 PM (ftFVW)
_____________

No no no, you mis-understand. We have a fresh supply daily of healthy ones to transplant.

Posted by: Dr E. Ville Focker at July 29, 2022 04:10 PM (fs1hN)

48 38 Revolutionary France, Weimar Republic, Confederate States of America. They all played the inflation game and all ended in a bloodbath and end for those nations.
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at July 29, 2022 04:08 PM (PbwT0)

=========

The wrong people were in charge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at July 29, 2022 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

49 @28 Jackstraw-So you've been weeded out of the gene pool and have no offspring to be concerned about?

Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2022 04:11 PM (0jZnq)

50 >>> 42 We have a pretty good chance at a worldwide depression, since overspending is rampant and several economies are under stress. I always feel like it's the musical chairs economy. At some point, what you have is all you'll have to get through it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 29, 2022 04:09 PM (9WSy4)

Yep.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2022 04:11 PM (llON8)

51 If my plan is successful I'll be dead long before 2052.

The rest of you are screwed though.
Posted by: JackStraw

Yeah, taking a second look at the alcoholic lifestyle. Otherwise, I'd likely still be around for the collapse.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 29, 2022 04:11 PM (ftFVW)

52 Four young siblings were swept from parents’ grip, among victims of Kentucky flooding

https://tinyurl.com/yckzp7kb

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 29, 2022 04:11 PM (RU4sa)

53 >WTF! Sure you can get nonfunctional water balloons implanted under your skin. But there are risks associated with implants and they don't make breast milk. That "doctor" is evil.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 29, 2022 04:07 PM (ftFVW)

And how is this not a violation of her Hippocratic Oath? Or are they more like guidelines now?!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 29, 2022 04:11 PM (gryET)

54 What you wanna bet this wench is fucking childless?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2022 04:09 PM (sXPKk)

She probably thinks kids are icky anyway. The fact they want to either castrate or otherwise mutilate themselves is the only thing she finds praiseworthy about them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 29, 2022 04:12 PM (diceA)

55 48 38 Revolutionary France, Weimar Republic, Confederate States of America. They all played the inflation game and all ended in a bloodbath and end for those nations.
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at July 29, 2022 04:08 PM (PbwT0)

=========

The wrong people were in charge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at July 29, 2022 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

In this case I'd say it's literally true, as the policies were not the product of a common ideology. The people running things didn't have the slightest idea of what was going on and flailed wildly with policy.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 29, 2022 04:12 PM (b2nrj)

56 But wait! I just remembered the mega zillions lottery drawing is tonight!

Posted by: Weasel at July 29, 2022 04:12 PM (0IeYL)

57 And Dr Joanna Olson-Kennedy is obviously both a leftist and only interested in "medicine" for the $$$$$.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2022 04:12 PM (fL5aK)

58 Gayorgy pox, or maybe Gorgy Pox

PeenAss Pox

Posted by: Reno_Dave at July 29, 2022 04:12 PM (hdtXg)

59 Rhesus Penises!!! They melt in your mouth not in your hands.

Oh.

Never mind.

Posted by: andrew cuomo at July 29, 2022 04:13 PM (yikp0)

60

There is a subset of pediatricians that are literally crazier than the vast majority of shrinks.

And that's saying a lot.

Posted by: Dr Nick Riviera at July 29, 2022 04:13 PM (KQMzI)

61 Bruce! oh Brucie!
Tu capuchino doble con espuma esta listo!

Posted by: Starbucks Mexico City at July 29, 2022 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

62 And how is this not a violation of her Hippocratic Oath? Or are they more like guidelines now?!
Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 29, 2022 04:11 PM (gryET)

I am reminded of Star Trek, where in the Mirror universe Bones is describing listening to his nurses betting on how long it would take unmedicated patients to pass out from the pain.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 29, 2022 04:14 PM (diceA)

63 >>The people running things didn't have the slightest idea of what was going on and flailed wildly with policy. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 29, 2022 04:12 PM (b2nrj)

Pretty sure Weimar was a gut-shot hand.

Posted by: ZOD at July 29, 2022 04:14 PM (Q/6pY)

64 Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 29, 2022 04:11 PM (RU4sa)

That is really sad. Will empathetic Joe be making a visit?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2022 04:14 PM (fL5aK)

65
Remember when Obama actually said that doctors used to deliberately drive up surgery bills by performing unnecessary amputations --


2012: You know a doctor will cut off your foot to make a little extra money

2021: If you don't believe globo-mega-pharma corps will put your health above their profits you are a NAZI

Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2022 04:14 PM (ESjRY)

66 Tom Nichols wants to catch monkeypox from FJB?

Man, just when you think things can't get any freakier...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2022 04:14 PM (YIVH2)

67 England just shut there pediatric sex-change chop-shop saying it was dangerous to kids. Well, duh. But in the USA it's full speed ahead on this horrible cruelty. These doctors lost their touch with humanity. A stint in jail is the prescription to help them re-connect.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 29, 2022 04:14 PM (fs1hN)

68 53 >WTF! Sure you can get nonfunctional water balloons implanted under your skin. But there are risks associated with implants and they don't make breast milk. That "doctor" is evil.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 29, 2022 04:07 PM (ftFVW)

And how is this not a violation of her Hippocratic Oath? Or are they more like guidelines now?!
Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 29, 2022 04:11 PM (gryET)

Hippocratic Oath got revised. The prohibition on that, assisted suicide, and abortion got removed.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 29, 2022 04:14 PM (b2nrj)

69
But, but, but, we thought we were doing the right thing!!!

We just needed more time to explain it better!

Wait a minute. No, wait a minute, pleeeeeze. Look it doesn't matter how much money we printed! It's all Big Gruel's fault!

We thought we were doing good!!! It's all Big Gruel's fault!!!

Posted by: All Progtards Being Led to the Gallows After Destroying This Country With Hyperinflation at July 29, 2022 04:14 PM (5NkmN)

70 >>> 53 >WTF! Sure you can get nonfunctional water balloons implanted under your skin. But there are risks associated with implants and they don't make breast milk. That "doctor" is evil.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 29, 2022 04:07 PM (ftFVW)

And how is this not a violation of her Hippocratic Oath? Or are they more like guidelines now?!
Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 29, 2022 04:11 PM (gryET)

That was some old dead white guy, *real* doctors don't use that outdated thing any more.

Posted by: leftists at July 29, 2022 04:14 PM (llON8)

71 That is really sad. Will empathetic Joe be making a visit?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
___

Seriously doubt it.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 29, 2022 04:15 PM (RU4sa)

72 Posted by: Reno_Dave at July 29, 2022 04:12 PM (hdtXg)

That's good, but I still think "Schlong Covid" thought up by Tucker Carlson wins the prize in renaming.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2022 04:15 PM (fL5aK)

73 Though I have a feeling that "Midterm Variant" will wind up proving to be the far more appropriate name.

Posted by: Ace at 04:00 PM

I'll show You what's appropriate

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2022 04:15 PM (dCMcd)

74 Dear SMOD,

Whenever you're ready, we are too.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 29, 2022 04:15 PM (I7v5a)

75 The Anti Infinite Biden Theory

A roomful of Biden's with typewriters couldn't type out a truthful statement given an infinite amount of time

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 29, 2022 04:15 PM (HlgoT)

76 Revolutionary France, Weimar Republic, Confederate States of America. They all played the inflation game and all ended in a bloodbath and end for those nations.
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes

They just didn't try inflation the right way.

Posted by: Socialism Denier at July 29, 2022 04:16 PM (ftFVW)

77 >A stint in jail is the prescription to help them re-connect.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 29, 2022 04:14 PM (fs1hN)

You misspelled beaten with a tire iron.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 29, 2022 04:16 PM (gryET)

78 The Confederacy did too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at July 29, 2022 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

There wasn't really enough of a...ahem, timeline...to assess Confederate financial benchmarks, but my instinct is to agree.
Posted by: ZOD at July 29, 2022 04:05 PM (Q/6pY)


They did print a lot of dollars.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at July 29, 2022 04:05 PM


They saved a ton of money by only printing their bank notes on one side.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 29, 2022 04:16 PM (bVYXr)

79 If you want your breasts back in a few years, don't worry. We save them! They're like dry aged steaks by then. Delicious!
Seriously. I'm a doctor.

Posted by: Dr. Joanna Olson-Kennedy at July 29, 2022 04:16 PM (FJYfm)

80 I wonder if med school grads can opt to take the original Hippocratic Oath (translated of course)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 29, 2022 04:17 PM (fs1hN)

81 43 What we do know is that adolescents actually have the capacity to make a reasoned, logical decision,"

LOL!!

Ya gotta have several College degrees to get that goddamned stupid.

What you wanna bet this wench is fucking childless?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2022 04:09 PM (sXPKk)

I read her inane quote and thought, "This woman has never raised adolescents." They can barely take the trash out some days, so I'm supposed to let them make a life and body altering decision based on what twits or toks people tell them is the coolest, bestest thing????

Posted by: Moki at July 29, 2022 04:17 PM (JrN/x)

82
If Senile Joe gets Monkeypox, we'll know from the sudden outbreak of Monkeypox -

on the tops of little girls heads.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 29, 2022 04:17 PM (5NkmN)

83 Who would have ever thought that a society full of Godless leaders, scientists and doctors could become a monstrous place to live?

No one could have predicted that reason alone and crossing our fingers for voluntary human benevolence isn't enough to outweigh humanity's rich tapestry of failings, as we get sucked into the black hole of inevitable darkness which happens to be ordained and foretold by "reason alone".

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2022 04:17 PM (/stMw)

84 Let's hear it for Schlong Covid! First honest vote in years.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 29, 2022 04:17 PM (zL564)

85 >>> 74 Dear SMOD,

Whenever you're ready, we are too.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 29, 2022 04:15 PM (I7v5a)

Send Us Thine Asteroid, O Lord
https://is.gd/KcLULV

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2022 04:18 PM (llON8)

86 It can't stand and the Marxists who are causing it know that and just waiting for a collapse.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2022 04:18 PM (k8B25)

87 Quiet courage by senile, shouty, boastful pervert Joe?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 29, 2022 04:18 PM (eGTCV)

88 Remember when Obama actually said that doctors used to deliberately drive up surgery bills by performing unnecessary amputations --


Maybe not amputations but I've dealt with a number of bloody butchers who did unnecessary surgeries and did them poorly just for the money.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 29, 2022 04:18 PM (HlgoT)

89 Doctors at the Mengele Institute for Gender Experimentation?

Posted by: huerfano at July 29, 2022 04:18 PM (dTFZY)

90 I demand a recount!

Posted by: Monkey McMonkface at July 29, 2022 04:18 PM (sWM8x)

91 Sometime even Prior to 2008 my suspicion was that the leftists were going YOLO and balls to the walls forward in their fairy tales and Wish List, because they are in a race against time to acquire as much wealth and power before the whole rotten edifice comes crashing down. That's why they are so anxious and impatient.

It shouldn't be too much longer

Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2022 04:19 PM (sXPKk)

92 >>> 83 Who would have ever thought that a society full of Godless leaders, scientists and doctors could become a monstrous place to live?

No one could have predicted that reason alone and crossing our fingers for voluntary human benevolence isn't enough to outweigh humanity's rich tapestry of failings, as we get sucked into the black hole of inevitable darkness which happens to be ordained and foretold by "reason alone".
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2022 04:17 PM (/stMw)

*ahem*

Posted by: C S Lewis at July 29, 2022 04:19 PM (llON8)

93 What we do know is that adolescents actually have the capacity to make a reasoned, logical decision,"
---

And this is why we are going to lower the age to own a gun to 5.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 29, 2022 04:19 PM (zL564)

94 Ghoulish surgeons admit cutting off the breasts of young girls -- 12-year-old girls, in fact.
--------------------

Ain't no tree limb high enough
Ain't no river bottom low enough

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2022 04:19 PM (wj3Rl)

95 Jackstraw-So you've been weeded out

Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2022 04:11 PM (0jZnq)

ISWYD

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2022 04:19 PM (/stMw)

96 Send Us Thine Asteroid, O Lord
https://is.gd/KcLULV


OK, I can get support that song being a regular on Sundays.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 29, 2022 04:19 PM (I7v5a)

97 hey, so the economy is fixed, right? So why is Biden pushing a multitrillon dollar, unread, spending bill?

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at July 29, 2022 04:20 PM (OuH7W)

98 A vaginoplasty involves using male genital tissue to create the appearance of female genitalia, which is often accompanied by the removal of the testicles.
........

Duh. If you don't remove the testicles, you're gonna have one ugly looking fake vagina.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 04:21 PM (v0R5T)

99 >And this is why we are going to lower the age to own a gun to 5.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 29, 2022 04:19 PM (zL564)

Children aren't mature enough to handle a rifle, that's why we demand children have the right to vote.

~your kid's third grade teacher, probably.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 29, 2022 04:21 PM (gryET)

100 No one cares.
Posted by: ZOD at July 29, 2022 04:03 PM

Zod! Glad to hear cancer knelt before Zod and was made Zod's bitch.

*raises glass*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 29, 2022 04:21 PM (RkC6l)

101 It's a little unclear from this article if Dr. Johanna Olson-Kennedy is "transgender" (I think she's a woman) but her husband is a "transgender" man, so yes, she's more than a little out there.

https://tinyurl.com/4vn9s83f

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2022 04:21 PM (fL5aK)

102
2021: If you don't believe globo-mega-pharma corps will put your health above their profits you are a NAZI
Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2022 04:14 PM (ESjRY)

based on an answer to a pre-op interview question, which had a reasonable answer, my cancer surgery has been postponed over four months so that I can go through a series of extremely invasion, and in one case, dangerous tests, to prove that I will wake up from anesthesia. If I refused these tests, they refused surgery for the cancer. The final doctor to sign off looked at everything, shook his head and said, why did they do this to you???

The medical industrial complex took that quote and ran with it.

Posted by: Moki at July 29, 2022 04:22 PM (JrN/x)

103 A real recession has never been tried.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2022 04:22 PM (/stMw)

104 SMH- that is so sad!

Posted by: Iris at July 29, 2022 04:22 PM (foa6+)

105 Oh Moki....

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2022 04:23 PM (/stMw)

106 Send Us Thine Asteroid, O Lord
https://is.gd/KcLULV
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

(Somewhere beneath the planet of the apes...)

I reveal my inmost self to my god (peels face) - prepare the warhead to cleanse the Earth.

Posted by: Alpha-Omega Bomb Worshipper at July 29, 2022 04:23 PM (ftFVW)

107 A vaginoplasty involves using male genital tissue to create the appearance of female genitalia, which is often accompanied by the removal of the testicles.
........

Duh. If you don't remove the testicles, you're gonna have one ugly looking fake vagina.
Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 04:21 PM (v0R5T)


Yes, but if you keep them, when you're bored-

you can play Vagasketball with yourself.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 29, 2022 04:23 PM (5NkmN)

108 Force them to take a tranny logic test first. If the horse is walking backwards, then no chopping allowed!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 29, 2022 04:23 PM (yikp0)

109 but her husband is a "transgender" man, so yes, she's more than a little out there.
-----------
So it's not like they're going to be having kids.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 29, 2022 04:23 PM (aaGzp)

110 It's a little unclear from this article if Dr. Johanna Olson-Kennedy is "transgender" (I think she's a woman) but her husband is a "transgender" man, so yes, she's more than a little out there.
........

Hence the term: "bumping uglies".

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 04:23 PM (v0R5T)

111 Post-surgery maintenance requires a "lifetime commitment to aftercare" according to Boston Children's Hospital, as the body will treat this constructed "vagina" as an open wound

Oh, just like real women who deal with this all the time! Wait...they don't? But that implies that there are differences between trans women and cis women!

Posted by: NR Pax at July 29, 2022 04:23 PM (I7v5a)

112 >>> 93 What we do know is that adolescents actually have the capacity to make a reasoned, logical decision,"
---

And this is why we are going to lower the age to own a gun to 5.
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 29, 2022 04:19 PM (zL564)

Age 26 to drop from parents' medical insurance
Age 18 21 to buy a gun
Age 18 16 to vote
Age 2 to opt for Mengele gender affirmation surgery

Posted by: leftists at July 29, 2022 04:23 PM (llON8)

113 The part of Joe's dementia I'm waiting to see kick in is the paranoid/suspicion bit. Friends, family, the entire fucking world is out to get you. Still why I think they keep him sedated until they have to wheel him out. Nothing could be more awesome than Joe getting sus about the pills they're giving him, and hiding them (my mother got brilliant at this part) then going on an accusatory rant as soon as he's in front of a camera.

Probably also why I sort of doubt the "pill" part of Tucker's story. Pretty sure they also know this party trick and stick a needle in his ass. He really could screw the pooch if they got lazy at this point.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at July 29, 2022 04:24 PM (zB/T/)

114 "The US debt will grow to double the country's gross domestic output in 30 years. This is 'uncharted territory,' economists warn."

Debt? No, no, no. It's Undervalued Surplus. It's a good thing that just isn't appreciated.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 29, 2022 04:24 PM (aXxgO)

115 Shlong Covid...

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2022 04:25 PM (3PcYn)

116 Our democracy will die if we don't give $80B to the IRS.

Posted by: Dick Durbin, Sick with Duh Coof at July 29, 2022 04:25 PM (sWM8x)

117 Pace's Hot Picante Sauce is really quite tasty.

Just don't overdo it, or it's el volcano loco time.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 29, 2022 04:25 PM (aaGzp)

118 Did I wash under my tits? We can help!

Posted by: Zombie Butcher "Docktor" at July 29, 2022 04:25 PM (MDJ/M)

119 They are talking toddlers, not adolescents. I like how they adjust the message as necessary.

Some little kid shows up unaccompanied at LegoLand at the Mall, and wants to go shopping with his own money - it won't matter. They'll call security, cops, maybe CPS. Can't do that!

He decides he wants to have his wang amputated and wear a dress? Well, that's different! Who are we to argue!? It isn't for parents to decide. And the "Educators", we'll just keep that our little secret, M'kay?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2022 04:26 PM (sXPKk)

120 Of course they use pills on Stoned Joe -- they hide them in pieces of cheese.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 29, 2022 04:26 PM (yikp0)

121 Any surgeon or doctor that "affirms" the disfigurement and lifelong complications (such as stretching out your faux-vagina several times a week for life) of children deserves to be disbarred in the harshest possible manner. They are thoroughly unfit to practice medicine.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2022 04:27 PM (sVtYq)

122 105 Oh Moki....
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2022 04:23 PM (/stMw)

Other than the cancer, I'm in really good health!

Posted by: Moki at July 29, 2022 04:27 PM (JrN/x)

123 2021: If you don't believe globo-mega-pharma corps will put your health above their profits you are a NAZI
Posted by: 18-1 at

//////

what's funny is that the only right wing thing in Terminal List that could've pissed off the bugman leftoid hivemind is that the antagonist was a pharmacompany.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at July 29, 2022 04:27 PM (OuH7W)

124 MMT is uncharted territory, but they just print the money, they don't "service the debt" (no interest to pay).

If their (BigGov) spending causes inflation, they can use taxes to slow the rate of inflation -- make the people poorer, so they compete less with BigGov for resources. (sounds like perfect wealth redistribution and total control ... but at least debt is no problema, in theory)

"Put simply, such governments do not rely on taxes or borrowing for spending since they can print as much as they need and are the monopoly issuers of the currency. Since their budgets aren’t like a regular household’s, their policies should not be shaped by fears of a rising national debt."
Investopedia
https://tinyurl.com/2xdkzrfw

Posted by: illiniwek at July 29, 2022 04:27 PM (Cus5s)

125 Jackass mean, corrupt, banal and facile. The dementia is relatively new.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 29, 2022 04:27 PM (nnp+f)

126 "Why Spending A Few Months Living Under A Freeway Overpass Can Improve Your Perspective"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2022 04:04 PM (guGkK)

"Ten Tips On Turning An Abandoned Refrigerator Box Into The Ultimate Bachelor Pad"

"#4 Will Amaze You"

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 29, 2022 04:27 PM (JOtiF)

127 Economically it was a shitshow from the start as the Confederacy was commodity-based and the North was the trade partner on which they were dependent. It rapidly devolved into hyperinflation, price controls, and seizure of goods. Had some bread riots too.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 29, 2022 04:07 PM (b2nrj)

Bread riots by women in the capitol. When the men in the Blue Ridge got frisky they sent troops in an started hanging. When that happened Jeff Davis begged the press to suppress the news.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2022 04:27 PM (eoQWY)

128 Debt? No, no, no. It's Undervalued Surplus. It's a good thing that just isn't appreciated.
-----------------------------
Unrealized Gains!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 29, 2022 04:27 PM (yikp0)

129 So no tranny lady is ever going to have fake vagina sex because their old wiener would fall out? Damn, I hate when that happens.

Posted by: NCKate at July 29, 2022 04:28 PM (2oJif)

130 These DEMOCRATS are hell bent on pushing this warped trans ideology and the sexualization of children. It's like they're on a mission to turn your kid against you and into some freak.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 29, 2022 04:28 PM (NpAcC)

131 So it's not like they're going to be having kids.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 29, 2022 04:23 PM (aaGzp)

Well, not naturally. They can always go the route of surrogacy like Mayor Pete and his "spouse".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2022 04:28 PM (fL5aK)

132 All this tells me is if you dig deep enough into the Deep State, you will eventually reach China.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2022 04:28 PM (anj39)

133 I should have surgery to fix my feet (bunions) but unless I suffer a crippling episode that doesn't rectify itself I won't do it. I don't trust the medial establishment to do something relatively simple without fucking it up. I'd also expect there to be some sort of issues surrounding the covid vax, testing for covid, etc. that I'd prefer not to deal with.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2022 04:29 PM (BFigT)

134 "Ten Tips On Turning An Abandoned Refrigerator Box Into The Ultimate Bachelor Pad"

"#4 Will Amaze You"


Let me guess, #4 is "Makes a handy coffin when you starve to death!"

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 29, 2022 04:29 PM (Bd6X8)

135 Send Us Thine Asteroid, O Lord
https://is.gd/KcLULV
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2022 04:18 PM (llON

AMEN! LOL...

Posted by: Iris at July 29, 2022 04:29 PM (foa6+)

136 what's funny is that the only right wing thing in Terminal List that could've pissed off the bugman leftoid hivemind is that the antagonist was a pharmacompany.

Which would have been a left wing thing that pissed off rightwingers not that long ago. Having represented pharma companies for a decade, it typically was not righties who hated them . . . Obamacare began the sea change on that subject.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 29, 2022 04:30 PM (ppBhU)

137 post-surgery maintenance requires a "lifetime commitment to aftercare" according to Boston Children's Hospital, as the body will treat this constructed "vagina" as an open wound
.........

Good fucking grief. What monsters.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 04:30 PM (v0R5T)

138 122 105 Oh Moki....
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2022 04:23 PM (/stMw)

Other than the cancer, I'm in really good health!
Posted by: Moki at July 29, 2022 04:27 PM (JrN/x)

That's my exact line, too - I hope you continue on that good path!

Posted by: Nova local at July 29, 2022 04:31 PM (exHjb)

139 What I learned at AoS today:

You really don't wanna know.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

140 "Ten Tips On Turning An Abandoned Refrigerator Box Into The Ultimate Bachelor Pad"

"#4 Will Amaze You"

Let me guess, #4 is "Makes a handy coffin when you starve to death!"
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 29, 2022 04:29 PM (Bd6X
------------
Doesn't sound particularly amazing to me. Perhaps your amazement level is lover than mine.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 29, 2022 04:31 PM (aaGzp)

141 as the body will treat this constructed "vagina" as an open wound

And why is that? Because it is an open wound.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 29, 2022 04:31 PM (ppBhU)

142 Love you ACE but the site is completely useless on a smart phone (it just crashes). Can you at least start a campaign to raise money to create a mobile friendly version? How much traffic do you lose because the site doesn’t render on mobile devices?

Posted by: Winston at July 29, 2022 04:31 PM (oHNQI)

143 "The most important thing is people just want to feel engaged," said a longtime Biden ally, one of a dozen sources interviewed by The Hill who say Biden needs to do more to build support for the party and for his own political prospects to successfully run for reelection.

You might try holding your breath a little longer there. Biden's best attempt at engagement now is finishing a meal. Maybe some shuffling around.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 29, 2022 04:31 PM (aXxgO)

144 Which would have been a left wing thing that pissed off rightwingers not that long ago. Having represented pharma companies for a decade, it typically was not righties who hated them . . . Obamacare began the sea change on that subject.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical ball


Right, remember ACE had a big thing about The Constant Gardener...its audience was the bugman but now maybe time for a second look.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at July 29, 2022 04:32 PM (OuH7W)

145 Well, not naturally. They can always go the route of surrogacy like Mayor Pete and his "spouse".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Yeah, they could always adopt their very own surgery play doll.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 29, 2022 04:32 PM (ftFVW)

146 >>> 142 Love you ACE but the site is completely useless on a smart phone (it just crashes). Can you at least start a campaign to raise money to create a mobile friendly version? How much traffic do you lose because the site doesn’t render on mobile devices?
Posted by: Winston at July 29, 2022 04:31 PM (oHNQI)

Many commenters use their phones. Try turning off javascript.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2022 04:32 PM (llON8)

147 as the body will treat this constructed "vagina" as an open wound

And why is that? Because it is an open wound.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 29, 2022 04:31 PM (ppBhU)
........

Ssssh. save that for the third date.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 04:33 PM (v0R5T)

148 Moki I will add you to my prayers. Nova you're already there.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2022 04:33 PM (/stMw)

149 I think it's the ads on safari. I get the blog to load, reload and then crash.

Posted by: NCKate at July 29, 2022 04:33 PM (2oJif)

150 If the debt is twice GDP

Prices will skyrocket and there will be food and fuel shortages, regular electrical outages
You won't be able to withdraw cash from your accounts
Social security and SSI payments will become worthless
You won't be able to exchange dollars into other currencies

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2022 04:34 PM (EZebt)

151 Send Us Thine Asteroid, O Lord
https://is.gd/KcLULV


Bookmarked. I'll be sending that to anyone who asks about church music.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 29, 2022 04:34 PM (Bd6X8)

152 and Ace, Quality photoshop on the Tom Nichols Atlantic articles. Quality, delicious cruelty.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 29, 2022 04:34 PM (V6f9+)

153 Take the shlong way home.

Posted by: Supertramp Pete at July 29, 2022 04:34 PM (M3hSG)

154 Let me guess, #4 is "Makes a handy coffin when you starve to death!"

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 29, 2022 04:29 PM (Bd6X


I see you've played this game before.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 29, 2022 04:34 PM (JOtiF)

155 Had my stress test this morning. Treadmill. A 'buddy' at work mentioned they might well do a chemical test- which sounds fucking bizarre to me. Makes sense for mobility affected patients, but still seems unreal to me.

Went fine. The techs said it looked perfectly normal to them and I had no breathing problems or chest pain (which I told my doctor before this was the case when I exercise.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 29, 2022 04:35 PM (diceA)

156 Lady in Black: "Any surgeon or doctor that 'affirms' the disfigurement and lifelong complications (such as stretching out your faux-vagina several times a week for life) of children deserves to be disbarred in the harshest possible manner. They are thoroughly unfit to practice medicine."

In AnonyBotymousDrivel Land, that would be defined as torture and would demand a death sentence for all actors involved except the child. That's abhorrent.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 29, 2022 04:35 PM (aXxgO)

157 Ssssh. save that for the third date.

Foreplay has got to be Otherworldly. "Thing, may I apply a silicone based gel to your non-self-lubricating open wound?" Like something out of a Clive Barker novel.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 29, 2022 04:35 PM (ppBhU)

158 NewNeo had a article the other day on Trannie sex change, things I didn't know and it's evil.
Once on that path as a prepubescence the person if fked to change back and going forward to change can be worse

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2022 04:35 PM (k8B25)

159 The allies say the lack of a "personal touch" from Biden has left them underwhelmed, with calls going unanswered
---

This is kabuki introduction of Biden's disabilities to the general public. These people know that calling Biden is like shouting down a hollow well.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2022 04:35 PM (wj3Rl)

160 Other than the cancer, I'm in really good health!
Posted by: Moki

Great attitude; but, I'd rather you be without...

Prayers up.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 29, 2022 04:35 PM (StBu4)

161 Love you ACE but the site is completely useless on a smart phone (it just crashes). Can you at least start a campaign to raise money to create a mobile friendly version? How much traffic do you lose because the site doesn’t render on mobile devices?
Posted by: Winston

Site is just fine on my cell phone. It's the only device on which I view AOSHQ.

Posted by: Prime Sister at July 29, 2022 04:35 PM (tQL7r)

162 I have no issues with this on my iphone. I use Brave browser. Some of the ads use scripts that can cause issues. You might be able to resolve by disabling javascript in your browser.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 29, 2022 04:36 PM (9WSy4)

163 Sick sh*t coming out of this country.

Posted by: Bosk at July 29, 2022 04:36 PM (v4L7Y)

164 >>> 150 If the debt is twice GDP

Prices will skyrocket and there will be food and fuel shortages, regular electrical outages
You won't be able to withdraw cash from your accounts
Social security and SSI payments will become worthless
You won't be able to exchange dollars into other currencies
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2022 04:34 PM (EZebt)

We're at 1a and 1b, and approaching 1c...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2022 04:36 PM (llON8)

165 153 Take the shlong way home.
Posted by: Supertramp Pete at July 29, 2022 04:34 PM (M3hSG)

Shlong me the way to go home,
I'm tired and I want to go to bed,
well, I had a little penis just an hour ago and it gone right to my ass.
Wherever I may roam...
-For the Gay Era

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 29, 2022 04:36 PM (diceA)

166 146 >>> 142 Love you ACE but the site is completely useless on a smart phone (it just crashes). Can you at least start a campaign to raise money to create a mobile friendly version? How much traffic do you lose because the site doesn’t render on mobile devices?
Posted by: Winston at July 29, 2022 04:31 PM (oHNQI)
--------------------
Use Brave if you have an android which is a good idea anyway for privacy. If you have an apple, good luck--safari sucks as a browser engine and any skin on it is simply shine on a turd.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2022 04:36 PM (CXr4y)

167 Foreplay has got to be Otherworldly. "Thing, may I apply a silicone based gel to your non-self-lubricating open wound?" Like something out of a Clive Barker novel.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

(shuddering violently) That is all.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 29, 2022 04:37 PM (ftFVW)

168 148 Moki I will add you to my prayers. Nova you're already there.
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2022 04:33 PM (/stMw)

Posted by: Nova local at July 29, 2022 04:37 PM (exHjb)

169 post-surgery maintenance requires a "lifetime commitment to aftercare" according to Boston Children's Hospital, as the body will treat this constructed "vagina" as an open wound
.........

Good fucking grief. What monsters.

--

I read an article a year or so ago from a woman? who was in a relationship with a transwoman, who had had the fake vagina surgery. Transwoman was going through pure hell because of this open wound. It was painful, it was constantly infected with gross pus and it smelled from the infection. Transwoman was depressed, crying and suicidal. Can you imagine a child having to deal with that??? But yeah, they're mature enough to make that kind of decision...

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2022 04:37 PM (sVtYq)

170 Love you ACE but the site is completely useless on a smart phone (it just crashes). Can you at least start a campaign to raise money to create a mobile friendly version? How much traffic do you lose because the site doesn’t render on mobile devices?
Posted by: Winston

Just checked, perfect with Brave.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 29, 2022 04:37 PM (StBu4)

171
I suggested months ago we start calling public schools Madrasas.

And here we are, with "doctors" and "teachers" conspiring to perform Female Mutilation Surgery.

So-called top surgery is Female Mutilation which is inspired by the Imams in these public school Madrasas.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 29, 2022 04:37 PM (ujqix)

172 I still prefer Gorillapox to Dick Cancer or whatever.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 29, 2022 04:38 PM (h3Lfd)

173 Love you ACE but the site is completely useless on a smart phone (it just crashes). Can you at least start a campaign to raise money to create a mobile friendly version? How much traffic do you lose because the site doesn’t render on mobile devices?
Posted by: Winston at July 29, 2022 04:31 PM (oHNQI)
******
Yeah, it's doing it again. It was working great a week ago.
On my IPad I go to settings, turn off Java Script, load the comments then go back to settings and turn on Java Script. That way I can still see the videos, go to Twitter etc. by minimizing the site in the background.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 29, 2022 04:38 PM (NpAcC)

174 I see I'm just a trailing-edge in the Brave recommendations!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 29, 2022 04:38 PM (StBu4)

175 >Foreplay has got to be Otherworldly. "Thing, may I apply a silicone based gel to your non-self-lubricating open wound?" Like something out of a Clive Barker novel.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 29, 2022 04:35 PM (ppBhU)

There is no libido; no sexual desire. It's tragic really - instead of treating the underlying mental issue, these 'doctors' opt to permanently mutilate body and mind.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 29, 2022 04:38 PM (gryET)

176 Ssssh. save that for the third date.

Foreplay has got to be Otherworldly. "Thing, may I apply a silicone based gel to your non-self-lubricating open wound?" Like something out of a Clive Barker novel.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 29, 2022 04:35 PM (ppBhU)
.......

Yeah, I don't think ANYBODY's getting a boner tonight.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 04:39 PM (v0R5T)

177 142 Love you ACE but the site is completely useless on a smart phone (it just crashes). Can you at least start a campaign to raise money to create a mobile friendly version? How much traffic do you lose because the site doesn’t render on mobile devices?
Posted by: Winston at July 29, 2022 04:31 PM (oHNQI)


Umm. I ONLY read and post from my iPhone.

There may be a component of operator error.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2022 04:39 PM (PyjuW)

178 Hola, Muchachx’s.

The previous Mexico thread makes me wanna start hablain’ in Espanol.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 29, 2022 04:40 PM (atmen)

179 If Argentina or Uruguay or even Venezuela fuck up their economy...there are other countries that can pick up the slack. None of them, even Vz are depopulated wastelands.

If AMERICA goes tits up, financially, who rescues us? China? The fucking EU?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 29, 2022 04:40 PM (V6f9+)

180 Thanks guys! Prayers are ALWAYS welcome!

Nova Local, what's going on with you, hon? You are my dairy free sister, and I will pray however you need, dear.

Martini Farmer, I also had to be fully vaccinated before surgery. Feel free to roll eyes or punch a wall. I have.

Posted by: Moki at July 29, 2022 04:40 PM (JrN/x)

181 There is no libido; no sexual desire. It's tragic really - instead of treating the underlying mental issue, these 'doctors' opt to permanently mutilate body and mind.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 29, 2022 04:38 PM (gryET)

Just a gaping hole which cannot be filled.

Creating permanent mentally unstable and unhappy people.

I remember in high school our history teacher talking about the Flagellants and so many of the kids shook their heads and could not understand how people would think that way.

Who's laughing now, smart guys?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 29, 2022 04:40 PM (diceA)

182 The BART transit system in San Francisco is requiring masks again.

Meanwhile, San Francisco has declared a state of emergency for PridePox on August 1st - one day **after** the "Up Your Alley" gay fetish fair.

Wouldn't want to interfere with this weekend's orgies, after all.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2022 04:41 PM (I2/tG)

183 There is no libido; no sexual desire. It's tragic really - instead of treating the underlying mental issue, these 'doctors' opt to permanently mutilate body and mind.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 29, 2022 04:38 PM (gryET)
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Yep, which is why the suicide rate is so high.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 04:42 PM (llXky)

184 163 Sick sh*t coming out of this country.
Posted by: Bosk at July 29, 2022 04:36 PM (v4L7Y)

You mean sick shit coming from the blue parts of the country.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 29, 2022 04:42 PM (Qhnrt)

185
What's next,
the left bringing back arranged marriages?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 29, 2022 04:42 PM (ujqix)

186 Local news is going crazy with flood porn. It is a big story, but they are doing lazy backstokes in it.


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 29, 2022 04:43 PM (diceA)

187 as the body will treat this constructed "vagina" as an open wound

Because it **is** an open wound.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2022 04:43 PM (I2/tG)

188 Martini Farmer, I also had to be fully vaccinated before surgery. Feel free to roll eyes or punch a wall. I have.

Posted by: Moki
---------------------------
Moki,
See if the docs will accept Evushield shots instead of vaxx. It is a monoclonal antibody used to treat Covid cases including the last variant but if you cannot take regular vaxx because of medical conditions then it has emergency authorization as a preventative for Covid. Two shot sequence works for at least 6 months of protection.

May have to go a distance to get the shot though.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2022 04:43 PM (CXr4y)

189 The double mastectomies on little girls may seem bad and very ghoulish, but it's unlikely that they will have to deal with the tragedy of it for long, as nearly a third attempt suicide 7 to 10 years after transitioning surgery, and the FDA announced the gonadotropin releasing hormone drugs used as puberty blockers cause intracranial hypertension in kids and may cause blindness.

These people are modern day Mengeles.

When the burning times come, the men and women that perform these Frankenstein surgeries will be drug out of their mansions and have their breasts/penises (respectively) sawed off and sewn onto each other, sans anesthesia.

And when they are screaming and can stand no more, they will be lit on fire to burn.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2022 04:43 PM (UVhjP)

190 So does the of sticking your penis into an open wound turn you on?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 29, 2022 04:43 PM (eGTCV)

191 If AMERICA goes tits up, financially, who rescues us? China? The fucking EU?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 29, 2022 04:40 PM (V6f9+)
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We won't need a rescue. We are self-sufficient in resources. Our problem is entirely political.

If the currency is debased and the political system collapses, a new one will emerge.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 04:44 PM (llXky)

192 179 If Argentina or Uruguay or even Venezuela fuck up their economy...there are other countries that can pick up the slack. None of them, even Vz are depopulated wastelands.

If AMERICA goes tits up, financially, who rescues us? China? The fucking EU?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 29, 2022 04:40 PM (V6f9+)

=========

The creditors go unpaid. No one provides credit to the US for a few years. Austerity is imposed. The dollar crashes.

You know, happy fun times.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at July 29, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

193 All my life, I've hated debt. Even now, I have none.
Fat lot of good that did me...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, staying hungry at July 29, 2022 04:44 PM (jTmQV)

194 Is Joey aware of the doping or do they just stir it into his tapioca like George Malley did to escape the hospital?

Posted by: micky at July 29, 2022 04:44 PM (3byMq)

195 If the currency is debased and the political system collapses, a new one will emerge.

Worked for me!

Posted by: Adolph Hitler! at July 29, 2022 04:45 PM (I2/tG)

196 The quicker America starts defaulting on our debt, the more time we'll have to get current on them!

Posted by: 496 at July 29, 2022 04:45 PM (VJsqe)

197 so you'll be a butch looking, tall girl with a smelly, worm filled gash. or you'll be a 5'5" sissy boy with a ? dick

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at July 29, 2022 04:45 PM (OuH7W)

198 Top surgery is quite the euphemism.

I'm low key shocked that the left has to change the definition of words so normal people don't figure out what they're up to.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2022 04:45 PM (NOYGJ)

199
The creditors go unpaid. No one provides credit to the US for a few years. Austerity is imposed. The dollar crashes.

You know, happy fun times.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at July 29, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)
---
We joke about digging canals, but think about how much of the workforce is sitting at trendy non-profits recycling government money.

Take that away it's the street corner for most of them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 04:46 PM (llXky)

200 The New American Dollar bill will have James Madison's face on it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at July 29, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

201 113 The part of Joe's dementia I'm waiting to see kick in is the paranoid/suspicion bit.

that's crazy talk, you lying dog-faced pony soldier.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 29, 2022 04:47 PM (sGtp+)

202 199 We joke about digging canals, but think about how much of the workforce is sitting at trendy non-profits recycling government money.

Take that away it's the street corner for most of them.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 04:46 PM (llXky)

=========

Increasing interest rates are probably going to deal with some of that earlier than the crash.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at July 29, 2022 04:47 PM (LvTSG)

203 180 Thanks guys! Prayers are ALWAYS welcome!

Nova Local, what's going on with you, hon? You are my dairy free sister, and I will pray however you need, dear.

Martini Farmer, I also had to be fully vaccinated before surgery. Feel free to roll eyes or punch a wall. I have.
Posted by: Moki at July 29, 2022 04:40 PM (JrN/x)

I have the C17 deletion form of chronic lymphocytic leukemia - about 30 years+ before folks normally get it. And, while it's not currently curable, it could be a lot worse. If I had to lose the cancer lottery (and having lost both parents to cancer - colon and multiple myeloma), this one is not the worst to have. You get to do nothing til it goes absolutely nuts (b/c the meds only work so long...and see above - there is no cure), so it almost allows normalcy. Now, healthy lifestyle normalcy, but I don't mind that!

It is the theorized cause of my food allergies, which I didn't get til I had the cancer.

Posted by: Nova local at July 29, 2022 04:47 PM (exHjb)

204 What a dispiriting week. The soothing weekend threads are on tap though. The ones that talk the Horde off of the ledge, right?

Posted by: kraken at July 29, 2022 04:47 PM (Vr12I)

205 Take that away it's the street corner for most of them.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 04:46 PM (llXky)
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I can think of a few worse places I'd like to send them...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2022 04:47 PM (YIVH2)

206 What's next,
the left bringing back arranged marriages?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

They'll have to if they want to pair off all of the mutilated franken-women.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 29, 2022 04:48 PM (ftFVW)

207 191 If the currency is debased and the political system collapses, a new one will emerge.

tanned, rested and ready

Posted by: bitcoin at July 29, 2022 04:48 PM (sGtp+)

208 The most important thing is people just want to feel engaged," said a longtime Biden ally, one of a dozen sources interviewed by The Hill who say Biden needs to do more to build support for the party and for his own political prospects to successfully run for reelection.


Really? Feeling engaged is most important thing to our elected officials!?! Ay ya yi!!

Posted by: LASue at July 29, 2022 04:48 PM (G+j7X)

209 199
The creditors go unpaid. No one provides credit to the US for a few years. Austerity is imposed. The dollar crashes.

You know, happy fun times.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at July 29, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)
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We joke about digging canals, but think about how much of the workforce is sitting at trendy non-profits recycling government money.

Take that away it's the street corner for most of them.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 04:46 PM (llXky)

A huge amount of work is make-work. Then you also consider people on welfare, and if you address all that slack people could generally be about 2-3x wealthier.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 29, 2022 04:48 PM (b2nrj)

210 How do I get rid of Microsoft Edge! I hate it and my computer died on me twice, both times while I was on this site.

Posted by: jewells45 at July 29, 2022 04:48 PM (nxdel)

211 What a dispiriting week. The soothing weekend threads are on tap though. The ones that talk the Horde off of the ledge, right?
Posted by: kraken at July 29, 2022 04:47 PM (Vr12I)
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The Sunday Morning Book Thread is shaping up to be more doom and gloom...(just kidding! )

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2022 04:48 PM (YIVH2)

212 195 If the currency is debased and the political system collapses, a new one will emerge.

Worked for me!
Posted by: Adolph Hitler! at July 29, 2022 04:45 PM (I2/tG)

Me too!

Posted by: Pol Pot at July 29, 2022 04:48 PM (Qhnrt)

213 Is it just me, or had there been a paucity of Joe Mannix girls on the blog today?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 29, 2022 04:48 PM (atmen)

214 The Leftists are not going to back-down on the Tranny stuff, no matter how many people are against it.

Tranny rights is the latest in the series of Civil Rights crusades the Leftists have used for the last 60 years to portray their political opponents as evil h8ters and stoke fear in minority groups to capture their votes and money.

Black civil rights started the crusades. They tried a Native American civil rights crusade for a brief period the early Seventies, but quickly recognized it wasn't going to work as they needed. So they quickly shifted to all-in on Women's civil rights. Black civil rights went on the back burner. The next crusade was gay rights. Then gay marriage rights. The current crusade is Tranny civil rights. The Black, Women, and Gay crusades have always continued at a low-level, and can be quickly made the Main Crusade of the Moment. (Trayvon Martin. George Floyd.) They need a new crusade every so often because the enthusiasm (votes and donations) of the media and the white affluent liberals wanes over time. Hispanic civil rights and CRT (tearing down white civil rights) crusades are in the mix but are on the back-back burners for now.

Posted by: Gref at July 29, 2022 04:48 PM (AMIL/)

215 193 All my life, I've hated debt. Even now, I have none.
Fat lot of good that did me...
Posted by: gourmand du jour, staying hungry at July 29, 2022 04:44 PM (jTmQV)

Low interest rates and inflation is robbing people that think ahead and save.

Incentives matter.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2022 04:48 PM (NOYGJ)

216 Worked for me!

Posted by: Adolph Hitler! at July 29, 2022 04:45 PM (I2/tG)
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Don't be such a pessimist.

Posted by: Generalissimo Francisco Franco at July 29, 2022 04:48 PM (llXky)

217 Quick, Haldol for everyone!!!

Posted by: kraken at July 29, 2022 04:48 PM (Vr12I)

218 Can a man legally refuse to have sex with a transsexuals?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 29, 2022 04:49 PM (eGTCV)

219 "Given the president's approval rating, I'd think they'd be working in overdrive to conduct outreach to as many surrogates as possible," Manley said. "As far as I can tell, it's not happening."

Don't look at me. I've been reaching out so far that I think I developed a hernia.

Posted by: MFM at July 29, 2022 04:49 PM (aXxgO)

220 210 How do I get rid of Microsoft Edge! I hate it and my computer died on me twice, both times while I was on this site.
Posted by: jewells45 at July 29, 2022 04:48 PM (nxdel)

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I have been reliably informed that fire can be very cleansing.

Posted by: 496 at July 29, 2022 04:49 PM (VJsqe)

221 Thank an Ivy Leaguer when this all goes tits up.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 29, 2022 04:49 PM (89T5c)

222 Probably could find a link posted a few days ago on China having a big big financial crisis, mostly real estate

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2022 04:49 PM (k8B25)

223 And when they are screaming and can stand no more, they will be lit on fire to burn.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger
-----------------
I see you are going for both Cruel and Unusual as far as punishments go. Course, the Living Constitution so favored by these types would allow it under the 8th because define what is cruel and define what is unusual in contemporary burning times.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2022 04:50 PM (CXr4y)

224 Crappy days are here again!

Posted by: Gonna Party Like It's 1929 at July 29, 2022 04:50 PM (WmGrA)

225 Ecuador, El Salvador, and Zimbabwe use the U.S. dollar as official currency. They adopted it as a braking mechanism on hyperinflation.

Suckers!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2022 04:50 PM (EZebt)

226 {{{{Nova Local}}}}

I feel like I won the cancer lottery - renal cell carcinoma is fairly localized, although it can spread to the lungs, liver and brain. I've had it twice before, this time, I lose the kidney.

I will happily pray for the medicine to work for you for many many years, for you to feel wonderful, and for anything else you need. God bless you!

Posted by: Moki at July 29, 2022 04:50 PM (JrN/x)

227 "How can a young person stay on the path to purity? By living according to your word.
I seek you with all my heart; do not let me stray from your commands."

Psalm 119:9-10

Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2022 04:50 PM (VpIIl)

228 And when they are screaming and can stand no more, they will be lit on fire to burn.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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This is the only future I see for the butchers of children.
This is also the only future for the adults who go this route too.
The suicides will continue; but, there will be some who figure out what was done to them by:
Parents.
Teachers.
Councilors.
Doctors.
I doubt it will be pretty.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 29, 2022 04:50 PM (StBu4)

229 Through my movie watching and reading about movies, I'm surprisingly awash in late Weimar Germany.

Lang through his movies, and through a book about Billy Wilder where I'm currently reading about his time as a screenwriter for Ufa.

The eve of Nazi's coming to power seems to otherworldly. It's like everyone knew it was coming, but no one would admit it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at July 29, 2022 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

230 Off crackhead sock.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 29, 2022 04:50 PM (89T5c)

231 We're all gonna be Greeks now, baby!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2022 04:50 PM (qj0Kx)

232 221 Thank an Ivy Leaguer when this all goes tits up.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 29, 2022 04:49 PM (89T5c

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Only one?

Posted by: 496 at July 29, 2022 04:51 PM (VJsqe)

233 I see you are going for both Cruel and Unusual as far as punishments go.


They should die by the same sin they live by.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2022 04:51 PM (UVhjP)

234 218 Can a man legally refuse to have sex with a transsexuals?

sure, for now. eventually, the supreme court will rule that the 14th amendment requires that folks treat transsexuals the same as other folks. you will be assigned a transsexual to pleasure, unless you want to be penalized on your tax form.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 29, 2022 04:51 PM (sGtp+)

235 >>> 218 Can a man legally refuse to have sex with a transsexuals?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 29, 2022 04:49 PM (eGTCV)

Well yes but it SHOULD be illegal!

Posted by: leftists at July 29, 2022 04:51 PM (llON8)

236 Can a man legally refuse to have sex with a transsexuals?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens

Pft, bigot.

Posted by: AWFL at July 29, 2022 04:51 PM (ftFVW)

237 Low interest rates and inflation is robbing people that think ahead and save.

Incentives matter.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2022 04:48 PM (NOYGJ)
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I've had more than one person recommend taking out as much debt as you can at the lowest fixed rate available and buy commodities with it.

I'm not that reckless, but I have moved to a position where I'm prioritizing supply/generator/infrastructure over paying down debt.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 04:51 PM (llXky)

238 The China story is that people are trying to withdraw their money from banks and the CCP says, no, your cash is now an "investment instrument".
And, BTW, mind the tank out front, who should have told you.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, staying hungry at July 29, 2022 04:51 PM (jTmQV)

239 185. The elitists have never stopped.

Polygamy has potential for the more common folks. There will be no unraveling how many husbands, wives, etc. make a family, deserving of social benefits, ACA, housing, loans..



Posted by: Lola at July 29, 2022 04:52 PM (NIYa7)

240 226 {{{{Nova Local}}}}

I feel like I won the cancer lottery - renal cell carcinoma is fairly localized, although it can spread to the lungs, liver and brain. I've had it twice before, this time, I lose the kidney.

I will happily pray for the medicine to work for you for many many years, for you to feel wonderful, and for anything else you need. God bless you!
Posted by: Moki at July 29, 2022 04:50 PM (JrN/x)

Thanks - I'll say prayers for you, too!

Posted by: Nova local at July 29, 2022 04:52 PM (exHjb)

241 Can a man legally refuse to have sex with a transsexuals?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 29, 2022 04:49 PM (eGTCV)

Not for long!

Posted by: We're Working on That at July 29, 2022 04:52 PM (7bRMQ)

242 We're all gonna be Greeks now, baby!
Posted by: Ben Had

I'm Ready!

Posted by: Ben Dover at July 29, 2022 04:52 PM (WmGrA)

243 209 A huge amount of work is make-work.

ah. i see you're familiar with agile.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 29, 2022 04:52 PM (sGtp+)

244 222 Probably could find a link posted a few days ago on China having a big big financial crisis, mostly real estate

Posted by: Skip

And real estate is something like close to a third of China's GDP. Contagion is spreading to people withdrawing their savings from Chinese branch banks in Australia this morning I saw.

China's refusal to let people withdraw any money from these bankrupt banks is simply spreading the fear to other banks.

At least Cyprus simply took 20 percent off the top and had depositors bail in the banks.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2022 04:53 PM (CXr4y)

245 There is a rumor going around that Adam Schiff will replace Pelosi if when she steps down.

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2022 04:53 PM (3PcYn)

246 How do I get rid of Microsoft Edge! I hate it and my computer died on me twice, both times while I was on this site.
Posted by: jewells45

https://brave.com/
Really, try it. You can import all your links after you install it.
It will not effect Edge; so, if you don't like Brave you can just stop using it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 29, 2022 04:53 PM (StBu4)

247 N.L.Urker seems obvious you don't have to have sex with anyone but think your question isn't that.
A ( black guy I'm fairly sure) did murder a white trannie on the 2nd sexual encounter, murdered him and got away free and clear and playing University sports.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2022 04:53 PM (k8B25)

248 I blame Bruce Jenner for kicking off all the tranny nonsense.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 29, 2022 04:53 PM (atmen)

249 220 210 How do I get rid of Microsoft Edge! I hate it and my computer died on me twice, both times while I was on this site.
Posted by: jewells45 at July 29, 2022 04:48 PM (nxdel)

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I have been reliably informed that fire can be very cleansing.


y'all laughed at me when i started selling flamethrowers. who's laughing now?

Posted by: elon musk at July 29, 2022 04:53 PM (sGtp+)

250 as the body will treat this constructed "vagina" as an open wound
.......

Can't they just put some rubber flaps on it or maybe install a permanent Fleshlight? C'mon folks.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 04:54 PM (v0R5T)

251 There is a rumor going around that Adam Schiff will replace Pelosi if when she steps down.
Posted by: runner at July 29, 2022 04:53 PM (3PcYn)

And the Republicans will vote for him

Posted by: JoeF. at July 29, 2022 04:54 PM (mR6Gs)

252 Don't worry. China is going to attack Taiwan to take everyone's eyes off its financial collapse.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2022 04:54 PM (VpIIl)

253 Portion of an interview with Ron Jeremy when asked about trans he said, yeah, I made it with one of those, then he stuck his finger in his cheek and made a popping sound like fourth grade boys do.

Yeah, I made it with on of those, "pop".

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2022 04:54 PM (wj3Rl)

254 Moki -

You're in my prayers......

Posted by: JT at July 29, 2022 04:55 PM (T4tVD)

255 There is a rumor going around that Adam Schiff will replace Pelosi if when she steps down.
Posted by: runner

Or is shot down over Taiwan...

Posted by: CCP at July 29, 2022 04:55 PM (WmGrA)

256 245 There is a rumor going around that Adam Schiff will replace Pelosi if when she steps down.

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2022 04:53 PM (3PcYn)


He does not meet the skin color and sex/gender requirements.

Posted by: Gref at July 29, 2022 04:55 PM (AMIL/)

257 >>> 237

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I've had more than one person recommend taking out as much debt as you can at the lowest fixed rate available and buy commodities with it.

I'm not that reckless, but I have moved to a position where I'm prioritizing supply/generator/infrastructure over paying down debt.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 04:51 PM (llXky)

That might be a good strategy in normal times but now? No way I would buy essential commodities on margin. Totally agree with your priorities.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2022 04:55 PM (llON8)

258 All of this tranny stuff shows me that people can be Insane AND Stupid - very, very stupid.

Posted by: kraken at July 29, 2022 04:55 PM (Vr12I)

259 https://www.thequint.com/voices/opinion/china has a crisis brewing will it be the final straw for global economy
https://tinyurl.com/2xf8c84v

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2022 04:55 PM (k8B25)

260 Weekend AoS? Just a very long overnight thread.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 29, 2022 04:56 PM (Qhnrt)

261 252 Don't worry. China is going to attack Taiwan to take everyone's eyes off its financial collapse.
Posted by: Marcus T
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Peking is a little west of Manchuria.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2022 04:56 PM (wj3Rl)

262 Pelosi is going to help provide a pretense for China to invade Taiwan. Biden promised Xi he would do him the solid.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2022 04:56 PM (VpIIl)

263 218 Can a man legally refuse to have sex with a transsexuals?

sure, for now. eventually, the supreme court will rule that the 14th amendment requires that folks treat transsexuals the same as other folks. you will be assigned a transsexual to pleasure, unless you want to be penalized on your tax form.
Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 29, 2022 04:51 PM (sGtp+)

A Sexcare Responsibility Payment.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2022 04:56 PM (4I/2K)

264 The Daily Daddario is pondering the odd state of the world:

https://tinyurl.com/33se459s

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at July 29, 2022 04:56 PM (LvTSG)

265 I blame Bruce Jenner for kicking off all the tranny nonsense.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 29, 2022 04:53 PM (atmen)

I blame one of the other athletes for not tripping him during that Olympic event in 1976. If he'd fast planted on the track, no one would have heard of him.


And we wouldn't be where we are

Posted by: JoeF. at July 29, 2022 04:56 PM (mR6Gs)

266 "We all know the Biden administration World Economic Forum is dead-set on imposing an extreme left-wing agenda on Americans nationwide," Indiana Attorney General Todd Rokita said. "But they've reached a new level of shamelessness with this ploy of holding up food assistance for low-income kids unless schools do the Left's World Economic Forum's bidding."

Fixed.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 29, 2022 04:57 PM (Do5/p)

267 Pelosi is going to help provide a pretense for China to invade Taiwan. Biden promised Xi he would do him the solid.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2022 04:56 PM (VpIIl)
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Dammit, my book on China is almost done! They need to hold off for another month.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 04:57 PM (llXky)

268 Pelosi is going to help provide a pretense for China to invade Taiwan. Biden promised Xi he would do him the solid.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2022 04:56 PM (VpIIl)

Saw what I thought was a recent picture of Xi. He was wearing a Mao jacket. Hmmm.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2022 04:57 PM (7bRMQ)

269 Moki,
I repeat, see if you can get Evushield monoclonal antibodies instead a vaxx. Given you have a rare cancer, you should be able to get the signoff to substitute that for the vaxx. Probably more effective too and it too has emergency approval for vaxx substitution for people with medical problems. Works for at least six months as a preventative from Coof (and possibly longer). It also works for the latest variant unlike other monoclonals.

I got prescribed Evushield to end long covid which it did apparently as bp, breathing, brain fog, and other markers have returned to normal. Still waiting on immune system tests to see if those have improved.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2022 04:57 PM (CXr4y)

270 Second look at Buttcoin?

Posted by: Little Petey Buttplug at July 29, 2022 04:58 PM (iC0UR)

271 >>> 256 245 There is a rumor going around that Adam Schiff will replace Pelosi if when she steps down.

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2022 04:53 PM (3PcYn)


He does not meet the skin color and sex/gender requirements.
Posted by: Gref at July 29, 2022 04:55 PM (AMIL/)

If commie-la can be black why can't he? *If* the Party wants him in that position, of course. If that's the case he might suddenly decide to "transition" too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2022 04:58 PM (llON8)

272 There is a rumor going around that Adam Schiff will replace Pelosi if when she steps down.
Posted by: runner at July 29, 2022 04:53 PM (3PcYn)


I suspect that when she steps down, or is forced out, there will be an ugly power struggle.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 29, 2022 04:58 PM (wmDcS)

273 I wonder if transsexuals have their prostates removed? The males.

Posted by: kraken at July 29, 2022 04:58 PM (Vr12I)

274 (Try that again...)

"We all know the Biden administration World Economic Forum is dead-set on imposing an extreme left-wing agenda on Americans nationwide," Indiana Attorney General Todd Rokita said. "But they've reached a new level of shamelessness with this ploy of holding up food assistance for low-income kids unless schools do the Left's World Economic Forum's bidding."

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 29, 2022 04:58 PM (Do5/p)

275 "Dammit, my book on China is almost done! They need to hold off for another month.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 04:57 PM (llXky)"

Brother, you better work nights.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2022 04:58 PM (ZeDNp)

276 I saw Uncharted Waters open up for Economic Collapse at the Subprime Theater back in 2008.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 29, 2022 04:59 PM (8GBH4)

277 The Hedgehog must look terrible at this point.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 29, 2022 04:59 PM (89T5c)

278 Dammit, my book on China is almost done! They need to hold off for another month.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Snort!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 29, 2022 04:59 PM (StBu4)

279 218 Can a man legally refuse to have sex with a transsexuals?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 29, 2022 04:49 PM (eGTCV)

Get married, never have to worry about having sex ever again.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 29, 2022 04:59 PM (V6f9+)

280 Brother, you better work nights.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2022 04:58 PM (ZeDNp)
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I do. And weekends. Hope to finish the draft this weekend.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 04:59 PM (llXky)

281 I suspect that when she steps down, or is forced out, there will be an ugly power struggle.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 29, 2022 04:58 PM (wmDcS)

No doubt, as they's all ugly.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2022 04:59 PM (7bRMQ)

282 We aren't having abnormal times we're having a change in the economic and social climate.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2022 05:00 PM (wj3Rl)

283 >>> 267 Pelosi is going to help provide a pretense for China to invade Taiwan. Biden promised Xi he would do him the solid.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2022 04:56 PM (VpIIl)
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Dammit, my book on China is almost done! They need to hold off for another month.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 04:57 PM (llXky)

Don't worry about it; finish the current book and then you can tack on a few extra chapters for the Second Edition (assuming hostilities don't go to SMOD-level and we all have other concerns).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2022 05:00 PM (llON8)

284 267 Pelosi is going to help provide a pretense for China to invade Taiwan. Biden promised Xi he would do him the solid.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2022 04:56 PM (VpIIl)
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Dammit, my book on China is almost done! They need to hold off for another month.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 04:57 PM (llXky)

The US recently passed a $280B spending bill to build semiconductors locally. It'll take a few years for that to be at a level where the US will allow China to take Taiwan.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 29, 2022 05:00 PM (b2nrj)

285 which it did apparently as bp, breathing, brain fog, and other markers have returned to normal.
Posted by: whig

This is AoSHQ, please define "normal".

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 29, 2022 05:00 PM (StBu4)

286
I suspect that when she steps down, or is forced out, there will be an ugly power struggle.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 29, 2022 04:58 PM (wmDcS)
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Imagine the brouhaha over electing a new Veep when Joey buys it.

Which is pretty much day to day at this point.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 05:00 PM (llXky)

287 >>> 286
I suspect that when she steps down, or is forced out, there will be an ugly power struggle.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 29, 2022 04:58 PM (wmDcS)
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Imagine the brouhaha over electing a new Veep when Joey buys it.

Which is pretty much day to day at this point.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 05:00 PM (llXky)

I'm ready to be the new VP!

*hic*

Posted by: Hilary! at July 29, 2022 05:01 PM (llON8)

288 Saying that is country is going to blow up makes no more sense than saying global warming.

Things are changing just as seasons change and we must observe and prepare but the USA will be here next year and it will be here twenty five years from now.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2022 05:02 PM (wj3Rl)

289 for your pleasure:

The Ramones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm51ihfi1p4

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2022 05:02 PM (W2Pud)

290 252 Don't worry. China is going to attack Taiwan to take everyone's eyes off its financial collapse.
Posted by: Marcus T

------------------
That kind of shit actually precipitates a financial collapse. Probably ends up with Xi's head on a stick too. Doing a massive amphibious assault with no experience and no deep water navy war experience makes Russia's Ukraine excursion seem reasonable. Don't forget that at least by some accounts, Taiwan has the ability to assemble nukes on short notice. Apparently Taiwan, South Africa, and perhaps Israel collaborated during the 80's and SA actually set off a test device before dismantling its program while apartheid was ending. With the knowledge and the raw materials, assembly of a nuke is not that difficult.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2022 05:02 PM (CXr4y)

291 This is AoSHQ, please define "normal".
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 29, 2022 05:00 PM


Perpendicular to a vector.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2022 05:02 PM (a3Q+t)

292 In May, the Biden administration announced that any school that participates in the federal school lunch program (which is run by the U.S. Department of Agriculture's Food and Nutrition Service) must allow students to use bathrooms, locker rooms, and showers and play on the sports teams aligning with their gender identity if they want access to funds for the program

I think the courts have ruled that you can't put requirements on grants that have no connection to the purpose of the grant so I expect the AGs to win their suit, or rather, I expect the Administration to withdraw it's rule rather than lose in court.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 29, 2022 05:03 PM (G0bXQ)

293 This is AoSHQ, please define "normal".

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

---------------------------------
I define myself by negation.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2022 05:03 PM (CXr4y)

294 "... the USA will be here next year and it will be here twenty five years from now. "

By that time, we'll ALL be trans!!!

Posted by: gourmand du jour, staying hungry at July 29, 2022 05:03 PM (jTmQV)

295 Meanwhile, San Francisco has declared a state of emergency for PridePox on August 1st - one day **after** the "Up Your Alley" gay fetish fair.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2022 04:41 PM


I would imagine that most of those alleys are now paved with cobblestones.

Posted by: Bert G at July 29, 2022 05:03 PM (zqofG)

296 If Xi decides to react militarily to Cuntface, I wouldn't be surprised to see the PLA attack one or more of the Taiwanese islands located near the mainland.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 29, 2022 05:03 PM (sWM8x)

297 277 The Hedgehog must look terrible at this point.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 29, 2022 04:59 PM (89T5c)

Spiny Norman or Ron Jeremy?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 29, 2022 05:03 PM (V6f9+)

298 and when I win the lottery:

Camper van Beethoven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBNox7kkXRc

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2022 05:03 PM (W2Pud)

299 Imagine the brouhaha over electing a new Veep when Joey buys it.

My guess is he starts painting with feces before he snuffs it.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2022 05:03 PM (/NCI4)

300 There is a rumor going around that Adam Schiff will replace Pelosi if when she steps down.
Posted by: runner at July 29, 2022 04:53 PM (3PcYn)

I suspect that when she steps down, or is forced out, there will be an ugly power struggle.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 29, 2022 04:58 PM (wmDcS)

The squad will not be denied.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 29, 2022 05:03 PM (Qhnrt)

301 So, if we send guys from Arizona and Texas to take over Mexico, can we justify it on the grounds that we’re returning the country to the AZ-Tex?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 29, 2022 05:04 PM (atmen)

302 >>> 290 252 Don't worry. China is going to attack Taiwan to take everyone's eyes off its financial collapse.
Posted by: Marcus T

------------------
That kind of shit actually precipitates a financial collapse. Probably ends up with Xi's head on a stick too. Doing a massive amphibious assault with no experience and no deep water navy war experience makes Russia's Ukraine excursion seem reasonable. Don't forget that at least by some accounts, Taiwan has the ability to assemble nukes on short notice. Apparently Taiwan, South Africa, and perhaps Israel collaborated during the 80's and SA actually set off a test device before dismantling its program while apartheid was ending. With the knowledge and the raw materials, assembly of a nuke is not that difficult.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2022 05:02 PM (CXr4y)

Amphibious assault is one option; infiltration is another. See also "Confucius Centers". OTOH I do believe if Xi fails it won't be pretty for him.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2022 05:04 PM (llON8)

303 Probably ends up with Xi's head on a stick too.
Posted by: whig

If the 3 gorges dam goes Xi will have other things to worry about than finishing with Taiwan.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 29, 2022 05:05 PM (StBu4)

304 Don't forget that at least by some accounts, Taiwan has the ability to assemble nukes on short notice.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2022 05:02 PM (CXr4y)
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Taiwan recently admitted that it tested super-sonic cruise missiles disguised as anti-ship missiles.

They claim they can shut down all mainland ports and Beijing is well within range.

If they hit Three Gorges Dam...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 05:05 PM (llXky)

305 296 If Xi decides to react militarily to Cuntface, I wouldn't be surprised to see the PLA attack one or more of the Taiwanese islands located near the mainland.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
-----------------
Ah yes, Quemoy and Matsu become famous again in the US as they were in the late 50's.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2022 05:05 PM (CXr4y)

306 Things are changing just as seasons change and we must observe and prepare but the USA will be here next year and it will be here twenty five years from now.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2022 05:02 PM (wj3Rl)



Czechoslovakia showed us the way.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 29, 2022 05:05 PM (G0bXQ)

307 Amphibious assault is one option; infiltration is another. See also "Confucius Centers". OTOH I do believe if Xi fails it won't be pretty for him.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2022 05:04 PM (llON
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Taiwan did contact tracing on crack. They know who each and every person is on that island.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 05:05 PM (llXky)

308 Apparently Taiwan, South Africa, and perhaps Israel collaborated during the 80's and SA actually set off a test device before dismantling its program while apartheid was ending.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2022 05:02 PM


Vela rates this: Probably True.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2022 05:06 PM (a3Q+t)

309 There is a rumor going around that Adam Schiff will replace Pelosi if when she steps down.
Posted by: runner at July 29, 2022 04:53 PM (3PcYn)
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With China threatening to shoot down Pelosi's plane if she goes to Taiwan, that little Schiff is probably telling her to "Go Nancy, their bluffing"

Posted by: WisRich at July 29, 2022 05:06 PM (G0vdT)

310 Wargaming Cina and Taiwan - Ukraine- Russia old and busted?

Posted by: kraken at July 29, 2022 05:06 PM (Vr12I)

311 Doing a massive amphibious assault with no experience and no deep water navy war experience makes Russia's Ukraine excursion seem reasonable.

Dieppe, anyone?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2022 05:06 PM (/NCI4)

312 Japan has had this high of debt to GDP for 30 years.

The Nikkei Index is lower now than in 1989.

So, look for the Dow to be lower in your retirement than it is now. Enjoy.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 29, 2022 05:06 PM (lTGtQ)

313 Czechoslovakia showed us the way.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 29, 2022 05:05 PM (G0bXQ)

You mean the Czech Republic and... no, wait, Czechia and... no... uh....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2022 05:06 PM (6FeV1)

314 Talking Heads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQiOA7euaYA

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2022 05:07 PM (W2Pud)

315 I suspect China would just go for a blockade.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 29, 2022 05:07 PM (8GBH4)

316 310 Wargaming Cina and Taiwan - Ukraine- Russia old and busted?
Posted by: kraken at July 29, 2022 05:06 PM (Vr12I)

Can't wait for everyone to plaster a crudely made Kuomintang flag on their fucking porch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2022 05:08 PM (6FeV1)

317 Anyone checked to see if Japan has updated their constitution yet?

They've got a pretty robust sub fleet.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 05:08 PM (llXky)

318 Baloneynipples = Saucer sized aureoles?

Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at July 29, 2022 05:08 PM (Dtk8d)

319 >>> 307 Amphibious assault is one option; infiltration is another. See also "Confucius Centers". OTOH I do believe if Xi fails it won't be pretty for him.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2022 05:04 PM (llON
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Taiwan did contact tracing on crack. They know who each and every person is on that island.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 05:05 PM (llXky)

Ha! Says the guy who's .... been researching a whole book about China. Look on the bright side; if the poo hits the fan you could just write a completely *new* book instead of a few chapters.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2022 05:08 PM (llON8)

320 315 I suspect China would just go for a blockade.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 29, 2022 05:07 PM (8GBH4)

Air and naval FTW - island, after all.

Posted by: kraken at July 29, 2022 05:08 PM (Vr12I)

321 Dieppe, anyone?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2022 05:06 PM (/NCI4)
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Sea Lion.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 05:08 PM (llXky)

322 Taiwan recently admitted that it tested super-sonic cruise missiles disguised as anti-ship missiles.

They claim they can shut down all mainland ports and Beijing is well within range.

If they hit Three Gorges Dam...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Had not seen that but a country that excels in technology (and probably getting some help from Japan and Korea down low) is not one that I would choose to attack. Xi is being rather stupid if he tries to use Taiwan as a rallying point.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2022 05:08 PM (CXr4y)

323 Ron Jeremy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 29, 2022 05:08 PM (89T5c)

324 There's a major fight underway within the Democrat party amongst at least 3 factions.
- *biden loyalists (old school dems)
- Obama loyalists (socialists)
- "Squad" loyalists (commies)

Right now the socialists and commies are in open revolt against the old school democrats. Yet those old farts still retain most of the money, thus control. The Obama retreads understand this, the commies not so much.... yet.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2022 05:09 PM (BFigT)

325 to the Uniparty who are setting up the collapse of the dollar and economy. "You bastards. I'm getting kind of old to have to be trading labor for basic necessities in 5 to 10 years when the house of cards collapses"

And 'stock up on food water and ammo' is only good for a few months after a disaster. In fact most folks would be hard pressed to find storage for more than a few weeks of water. Those who survive initial riots and unrest are probably going to end up in a barter economy and god only knows what items might retain value. Art? Need a segment of folks that can afford it. Jewels the same. If things go really sideways I suspect only a tiny remnant will have resources to trade for such luxuries.

Gold and silver? Well historic tradition suggests they retain some decent value. Weapons and ammo? Maybe, but probably mostly just as tools for folks hiring themselves out as security. I don't see anyone hiring my clumsy, slow reflexes self for security. Life is just likely to become a hard scrabble for folks like me if we survive the initial chaos.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 29, 2022 05:09 PM (3cGpq)

326 Is it a hard decision whether to cheer or be angry if China shoots down Pelosi's plane?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 29, 2022 05:09 PM (8GBH4)

327 Anyone checked to see if Japan has updated their constitution yet?

They've got a pretty robust sub fleet.


Not to mention new destroyers....er.....helicopter carriers...errr....

Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2022 05:09 PM (/NCI4)

328 Velvet Underground

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KisHhIRihMY

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2022 05:09 PM (W2Pud)

329 >>> I suspect that when she steps down, or is forced out, there will be an ugly power struggle.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 29, 2022 04:58 PM (wmDcS)
-----------------

Make the Borgia's blush.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2022 05:09 PM (wj3Rl)

330 Anyone checked to see if Japan has updated their constitution yet? They've got a pretty robust sub fleet. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 05:08 PM (llXky)

30 years ago, when the Japanese were contemplating assisting with the liberation of Kuwait, William F. Buckley wrote that we should loan them Justice Brennan to help them find a way around it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 29, 2022 05:10 PM (7B5FA)

331 I suspect China would just go for a blockade.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 29, 2022 05:07 PM (8GBH4)

Air and naval FTW - island, after all.

Posted by: kraken at July 29, 2022 05:08 PM (Vr12I)
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Um, China would be blockading itself. As soon as the shooting starts all commercial traffic will flee the area.

Railroads aren't robust enough to make up for the loss.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 05:10 PM (llXky)

332 >>> 316 310 Wargaming China and Taiwan - Ukraine- Russia old and busted?
Posted by: kraken at July 29, 2022 05:06 PM (Vr12I)

Can't wait for everyone to plaster a crudely made Kuomintang flag on their fucking porch.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2022 05:08 PM (6FeV1)

Icons. Gotta have icons for faceplant and twatter.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2022 05:10 PM (llON8)

333 Nood Hunter laptop.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 29, 2022 05:10 PM (b2nrj)

334 Not to mention new destroyers....er.....helicopter carriers...errr....

Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2022 05:09 PM (/NCI4)
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I was reading up on them...freakish battery capabilities (gosh, why not) so ultra-silent.

Only takes one sinking to make all the other boats run away.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 05:11 PM (llXky)

335 Abe was pushing it and he got killed. Some believe that might have been a message.

On commercial traffic, the problem is that warzone insurance becomes astronomical if available at all. Also you would need a large stockpile of oil and other carbon sources such as coal before doing it. Something like the low key Iran-Iraq war in the Persian Gulf lasted a while with tankers taking hits. A hi tempo missile war added with submarines would make that look like child's play.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2022 05:13 PM (CXr4y)

336 Chinese men are deprived and horny. I predict sex slavery in the future for Nanzi.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 29, 2022 05:13 PM (eGTCV)

337 Gold and silver? Well historic tradition suggests they retain some decent value. Weapons and ammo? Maybe, but probably mostly just as tools for folks hiring themselves out as security. I don't see anyone hiring my clumsy, slow reflexes self for security. Life is just likely to become a hard scrabble for folks like me if we survive the initial chaos.

Posted by: PaleRider
-----------------
Those will horse skills and horses will be in demand. Horses don't require gas and unlike tractors have learned to reproduce themselves.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2022 05:15 PM (CXr4y)

338 I blame Bruce Jenner for kicking off all the tranny nonsense.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


That's what I say, too!

Posted by: Renée Richards at July 29, 2022 05:18 PM (k89jy)

339 Is it a hard decision whether to cheer or be angry if China shoots down Pelosi's plane?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 29, 2022 05:09 PM (8GBH4)
......

Hate to lose a perfectly good plane.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 05:18 PM (v0R5T)

340 How did you go bankrupt?
Two ways: Gradually, then suddenly.

To paraphrase Schumer: We're not going to know what hit us

Posted by: JM in Florida at July 29, 2022 05:20 PM (8SjRw)

341 apropos to DOCTOR Jill

http://joyreactor.com/post/5276261

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2022 05:22 PM (xhaym)

342 Fly from Kyoto or Totton across Korea then up the Yellow Sea a ways, let the nuclear cruise missiles loose, turn around an go home.

Bye, bye Peking.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2022 05:24 PM (wj3Rl)

343 330 Anyone checked to see if Japan has updated their constitution yet? They've got a pretty robust sub fleet. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2022 05:08 PM (llXky)
-------------------

It doesn't matter.

Japan and Taiwan have a defensive aggression pact.
Therefore if Taiwan is attracted Japan's reaction will not be aggressive it will be defensive which the constitution allows.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2022 05:31 PM (wj3Rl)

344 At least Cyprus simply took 20 percent off the top and had depositors bail in the banks.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2022 04:53 PM (CXr4y)


There is a rumor that Cyprus printed or created Euros without central bank approval and the haircut was the way of pulling them out of the system to avoid default or inflation.
And the depositors bailed out the banks after their friends got the full effect of free money.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2022 05:35 PM (xhaym)

345 I just cooked the perfect cheeseburger with toasted brioche bun.

I own you grill. You will henceforth do my bidding.

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Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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