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Universities -- the flowers of intellectual achievement -- are now officially offering "Fat Studies" courses to explore Fat Oppression and Fat Grievance.

Many of these "Fat Studies" are being offered under the generous folds of, you guessed it, Women's and Gender Studies programs.

Fat Studies is an academic field that "confronts and critiques cultural constraints against notions of 'fatness' and 'the fat body," the Popular Culture Association states on its website.

Fat studies courses promote the concept peddled by left-wing academics that normalizes fatness and accredits physical wellbeing to right-wing rhetoric, Campus Reform Editor in Chief Zachary Marschall explained in his latest editorial.

Below is a list of sample Fat Studies courses taught last academic year and offered for the 2022-2023 year.

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Southern Oregon University (SOU) will offer "Fat Studies: Bodies, Culture, and Politics" for the 2022-2023 academic year.

According to SOU's course catalog, the "Fat Studies: Bodies, Culture and Politics" class will be an introduction to the "burgeoning area of Fat Studies, with a focus on fatness in the U.S. today."

Burgeoning? Oooh, you're wicked. Someone just earned an extra Twinkie!

Do they teach people at college what words mean any longer or nah?

Nah, right?

The description further states that students will "interrogate the war on obesity, moral panics around body size, the construct of fitness, health at every size models, and fat-positivity in order to deconstruct the meanings of fatness."

SOU's four-credit Fat Studies course will also look into the ways that "gender, sexuality, race, class, and disability intersect in relation to fatness," and "the interrelationships between feminist and queer politics and fat activism."

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Washington University in St. Louis

The Washington University in St. Louis Women, Gender and Sexuality Studies Department offered "Queering the History of Health" during the spring 2022 semester.

This class used an "intersectional lens" to examine the circumstances that produce "false binaries" such as "healthy" and "slender" versus "fat, and irresponsible."

The course description states that "these binaries have created and maintained social, political, and cultural inequalities and have been used as a powerful ideological weapon against queer and trans people of color, people with disabilities, people living with HIV/AIDS, fat people, and other people who do not/cannot embody normative race."

Obesity is being recategorized as a race?

DePaul University

The "Contested Bodies" course description from DePaul University states that students will consider "the experiences of bodies that don't fit the norm: queer bodies, fat bodies, transgender bodies, bodies of color."

Yes, apparently, there is a determined push from fat people to see if they can recategorize themselves as a sort of a race or gender or sexual orientation.

There are a lot of benefits to being categorized as a protected race, gender, or sexuality. And I'm pretty sure these Chunky SJWs have noticed.

They want to be compensated for the "emotional labor" of being fat in a fit person's world.

The saggy whores of The View fake-apologize for libeling Turning Point as "N@zis" after Turning Point threatens to sue.

The ABC daytime talk show "The View" apologized Wednesday for "defamatory statements" co-host Whoopi Goldberg made about Turning Point USA after the the young conservative group threatened to sue.


The controversy started Monday, When Goldberg said on air that neo-N@zi protesters had been "let in" to the Florida Student Action Summit last week in Tampa, Florida, by members of Turning Point, which was hosting the event.

Turning Point never "let in" the N@zis, and in fact they probably weren't even N@zis -- there's a strong chance they were prop actors hired to discredit Turning Point.

Turning Point and its supporters hit back by filing a cease-and-desist ordering ABC News to "retract the defamatory statements" or face legal action and launching a "Sue the View" social media campaign.

After fake apologizing, Whoopie Goldberg then libeled Turning Point again.

"My point was more metaphorical," said Goldberg, who also said she thought Turning Point "embraced" the protesters.

Sounds like she wants to get sued.

Whoopie Goldberg, everyone should remember, denied the N@zis were racist. She actually said they weren't racist. Because, she said, the Jews weren't actually victims of racism, because see, they're white, and only black people can be victims of racism.

N@zis? Not racist, according to Whoopie Goldberg, Defender of N@zis.

You think she'd learn to just shut the f*ck up about this subject.


How to fabricate a climate emergency:

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Notice that the temperatures in the earlier picture are actually hotter -- and yet the map is colored normally.

Now the temperatures are cooler, but the map is colored LAVA HOT.

Via Jim Thompson at RedState. CNN's weather geek shrieks "The fate of life on earth is at stake"!

He actually says that.

And he says that in arguing for the president to declare he has unilateral power to re-order the economy as he sees fit to fight the enemy of Global Warming.

He ends his screed by noting that the American democracy, in 2022, cannot fight global warming.

And you can tell that his priority is fighting global warming, not retaining democracy.

Thanks, NeverTrump! You sure did whoop up on those "authoritarians!" You learned them a lesson somethin' fierce with your big strong manly muscles!



This. Must. Happen:


Poetry in Motion:

They hate the world because they first hate themselves.

Posted by: Ace at 07:10 PM




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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2022 07:11 PM (uL/yk)

2 What employer would see a Fat Studies major on a resume, and put that resume into the "keeper" pile?

Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2022 07:12 PM (cm/80)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 29, 2022 07:13 PM (HIjlU)

4 I tried to major in fat studies, but they told me I was overqualified.

Posted by: Linda Sanchez at July 29, 2022 07:13 PM (cm/80)

5 Maybe people were more honest in 1997 ace.

Posted by: kraken at July 29, 2022 07:15 PM (Vr12I)

6 Surprised Sanchez didn't have a heart attack jogging back to the dugout.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 29, 2022 07:16 PM (HlgoT)

7 I've done some research. The Chinese team for long breasts is Zhang rufang


That's their term for Nanzi Pelosi

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 29, 2022 07:16 PM (eGTCV)

8 I thought fat bitches were supposed to be good at softball

Posted by: NCKate at July 29, 2022 07:17 PM (2oJif)

9 Hey but I'm the hardest working man in show business not ACE!

Posted by: Zombie James Brown AKA Commenter What Got a Shirt at July 29, 2022 07:17 PM (CJAql)

10 Actually the dems found 15 runs in a bat bag and won the ball game over the republicans, 15-10 in a recount.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2022 07:17 PM (anj39)

11 This is another attempt to make normal people feel guilty.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2022 07:17 PM (U2p+3)

12 Ha. Me in the last thread:

"The problem is most if not all of us were adults in the 1990s and can remember it essentially being completely gone from society.

And the Democrats brought it back. On purpose."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 29, 2022 07:17 PM (1uEb/)

13 Someone did say something to her though. I wonder what it was.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 29, 2022 07:18 PM (HlgoT)

14 >>Surprised Sanchez didn't have a heart attack jogging back to the dugout.


Her FUPA probably beat the shit out of the bottom of her tits, though.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2022 07:19 PM (tCTo0)

15 Pigs to the right of me
Hippos to the left
Here I am
Stuck in a classroom with you

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2022 07:19 PM (guGkK)

16 13 Someone did say something to her though. I wonder what it was.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 29, 2022 07:18 PM (HlgoT)


"You walk like a diabetic duck"

Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2022 07:19 PM (cm/80)

17 fat studies? Why are we studying this shit? The cure is a fuckin tread mill.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 29, 2022 07:19 PM (h1jJh)

18 That was a cunning stunt, Rep. Sanchez.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 29, 2022 07:19 PM (RkC6l)

19 Don't worry about obesity. FunFamine will take care of that.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

20 >> Someone did say something to her though. I wonder what it was.


"Who Ordered the Extra Large Breakfast Taco?"

Posted by: Voice from the Dugout at July 29, 2022 07:20 PM (tCTo0)

21 I thought fat bitches were supposed to be good at softball
Posted by: NCKate at July 29, 2022 07:17 PM (2oJif)



And they're downright comical when they run the bases.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2022 07:20 PM (guGkK)

22 13 Someone did say something to her though. I wonder what it was.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 29, 2022 07:18 PM (HlgoT)

Lay off the carnitas.

Posted by: kraken at July 29, 2022 07:20 PM (Vr12I)

23 >>>Democrat Rep. Linda Sanchez (CA)

Speaking of fat studies.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 29, 2022 07:21 PM (U3uv2)

24 Democrat Rep. Linda Sanchez (CA) flips off the Republican dug out. Her team got blown out 10-0.pic.twitter.com/CgPOaEsLs4
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I believe we were discussing "fat studies?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 29, 2022 07:21 PM (YqDXo)

25 >>I thought fat bitches were supposed to be good at softball


Only when played on Astroturf.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2022 07:21 PM (tCTo0)

26 Running the bases in those pants would cause global warming

Posted by: NCKate at July 29, 2022 07:21 PM (2oJif)

27 1997 was before all that racial healing by Barack Hussein Obama.

So, it doesn't matter.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 29, 2022 07:21 PM (TU8Tj)

28 "Yes. Be offended."

Soon to be universally as understood without any context as is '#FJB'

Posted by: micky at July 29, 2022 07:21 PM (3byMq)

29 Classy broad.

Posted by: Infidel at July 29, 2022 07:21 PM (mn1Pi)

30

We have had no forest fires here at all this year. Unusual.

Posted by: Lactose Tolerant, Sr. at July 29, 2022 07:21 PM (7DYli)

31 Running the bases in those pants would cause global warming
Posted by: NCKate at July 29, 2022 07:21 PM (2oJif)
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Her thighs rubbing together constitute a fire hazard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 29, 2022 07:22 PM (YqDXo)

32 Running the bases in those pants would cause global warming
Posted by: NCKate at July 29, 2022 07:21 PM

The friction from the thigh chafing alone...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 29, 2022 07:22 PM (RkC6l)

33 Sanchez is just upset because the 7th inning sniper didn't show up.

Well, that and her jersey had to be custom-tailored by a sailmaker.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 29, 2022 07:22 PM (wUHYj)

34 Hordemind!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 29, 2022 07:22 PM (RkC6l)

35 "Fat Studies" courses to explore Fat Oppression and Fat Grievance.

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I've got a Ph.D. Also Lbs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 29, 2022 07:22 PM (FVME7)

36 DePaul University

The "Contested Bodies" course description from DePaul University states that students will consider "the experiences of bodies that don't fit the norm: queer bodies, fat bodies, transgender bodies, bodies of color."



When you've run out of real things to study.

Or.

When you let in low intelligence folks into the student body *and* faculty and this is all they can handle.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 29, 2022 07:23 PM (rF64X)

37 17 fat studies? Why are we studying this shit? The cure is a fuckin tread mill.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 29, 2022 07:19 PM (h1jJh)
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Or getting some exercise, starting with pushing away from the dinner table.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 29, 2022 07:23 PM (YqDXo)

38 >>We have had no forest fires here at all this year. Unusual.


Northern Rockies had good snowpack and late Spring rains.
Our Fire Season should be getting a good start this weekend, though.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2022 07:23 PM (tCTo0)

39 "Just shut up and give me something I can stuff in my face."

-- Linda Sanchez (D)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2022 07:23 PM (guGkK)

40 Is "Democrat Rep. Linda Sanchez (CA)" enrolled in the SOU fat classes?
Because it certainly looks like she could sweep the table in the "burgeoning area of Fat Studies" classes.
I'm suggesting any table around her avoid having food on it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 29, 2022 07:24 PM (StBu4)

41 Since I don't have TV, I often watch Youtube for entertainment.
it is then that I get to see current TV commercials- one ad came on for Target, selling women's bathing suits- all the models were doubleplus behemoths. I almost thought it was a parody for a second

Posted by: DB - in it to win it at July 29, 2022 07:24 PM (geLO8)

42 What's wrong with Janet Yellen?
Erdly derp dioodly dah.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 07:24 PM (v0R5T)

43 When you let in low intelligence folks into the student body *and* faculty and this is all they can handle.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 29, 2022 07:23 PM (rF64X)
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Exactly.

I want to go back to college, major in sociology or some studies department, flunk out, then change my major to physics.

I want to be the first person in human history to do that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 29, 2022 07:24 PM (YqDXo)

44 Democrat Rep. Linda Sanchez (CA) flips off the Republican dug out.
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Put down the donuts, Linda.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2022 07:24 PM (8hy0r)

45 Al Yankovic -- Fat

https://youtu.be/t2mU6USTBRE

Key lyric -- I'm the king of cellulite.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 29, 2022 07:24 PM (JOtiF)

46 Burgeoning fupa.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 29, 2022 07:25 PM (Xrfse)

47 so does the Fatass Studies course have fatass professors?


walk the walk, people

Posted by: DB - in it to win it at July 29, 2022 07:25 PM (geLO8)

48 17 fat studies? Why are we studying this shit? The cure is a fuckin tread mill.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 29, 2022 07:19 PM (h1jJh)
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Or getting some exercise, starting with pushing away from the dinner table.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 29, 2022 07:23 PM (YqDXo)

That is fatphobic. And homophobically racist.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 29, 2022 07:25 PM (rF64X)

49 Running the bases in those pants would cause global warming
Posted by: NCKate at July 29, 2022 07:21 PM

The friction from the thigh chafing alone...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 29, 2022 07:22 PM (RkC6l)

You'd think that they'd put in the pinch scrunt.

Posted by: flounder at July 29, 2022 07:25 PM (U3uv2)

50 There you go, they are believing CRT.
Bet if you could ask any one of those teenagers name a event that happened to you where racism was the cause they couldn't.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2022 07:25 PM (k8B25)

51 Cats and Dogs banning together!!! Gol Dang Son I'm liking this call for togetherness. It kind of reminds me of the 1960's song bu The Turtles 'Happy Together' https://tinyurl.com/yvkcxayc TGIF !

Posted by: Ron DeSantis AKA Commenter What Got a Shirt at July 29, 2022 07:25 PM (CJAql)

52 I've got a Ph.D. Also Lbs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 29, 2022 07:22 PM (FVME7)


Av.D. -- Doctor of Avoirdupois

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2022 07:25 PM (guGkK)

53 >>Key lyric -- I'm the king of cellulite.


He'll always be the King of Suede, to me.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2022 07:25 PM (tCTo0)

54 I have no doubt someone has already complained about the course description of 'fat bodies' instead of plus sized bodies or whatever the politically correct term they are using now.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 29, 2022 07:25 PM (HlgoT)

55 Since I don't have TV, I often watch Youtube for entertainment.
it is then that I get to see current TV commercials- one ad came on for Target, selling women's bathing suits- all the models were doubleplus behemoths. I almost thought it was a parody for a second
Posted by: DB - in it to win it at July 29, 2022 07:24 PM (geLO

If all this bs isn't some kinda weird mass hypnosis parody then we really are in trouble.

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 29, 2022 07:26 PM (cknjq)

56 "The fate of life on Earth is at stake"

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It's the end of the world as we know it?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 29, 2022 07:26 PM (FVME7)

57 About the German TV weather photos showing a map from 2017 and a reddened-up map from 2022, here's what our Toronto weather maps are like even when the 9°C lowest to 17°C 'highest' is 48 - 62.6° F:

https://tinyurl.com/2cn7s8t8

As they've shifted far over to the red side of the spectrum for several years now.

BTW, I had to ctrl 'minus sign' eleven times to shrink it to my screensize.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 29, 2022 07:26 PM (yikp0)

58 Running the bases in those pants would cause global warming
Posted by: NCKate at July 29, 2022 07:21 PM (2oJif)

It would also throw off the seismographs in 6 states.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 29, 2022 07:27 PM (StBu4)

59 I have no doubt someone has already complained about the course description of 'fat bodies' instead of plus sized bodies or whatever the politically correct term they are using now.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 29, 2022 07:25 PM (HlgoT)


"Volumetrically Gifted"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2022 07:27 PM (guGkK)

60 so does the Fatass Studies course have fatass professors?

walk the walk, people
Posted by: DB - in it to win it at July 29, 2022 07:25 PM (geLO
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You mean "waddle the waddle."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 29, 2022 07:27 PM (YqDXo)

61 56

It's the end of the world as we know it?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 29, 2022 07:26 PM (FVME7)

"But I feel fine"!!!

Posted by: kraken at July 29, 2022 07:27 PM (Vr12I)

62 I've got a Ph.D. Also Lbs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 29, 2022 07:22 PM (FVME7)

Ph. D.?

Doctor of Phatassery?

Posted by: flounder at July 29, 2022 07:27 PM (U3uv2)

63 >>"Volumetrically Gifted"


Displacement Privileged

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2022 07:28 PM (tCTo0)

64 Linda Sanchez is a very rude woman as well as being heavy. I sort of give her some grudging admiration for her being willing to go out and play softball for her team.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2022 07:28 PM (fL5aK)

65 "Gravitationally Enhanced"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2022 07:28 PM (guGkK)

66 54 I have no doubt someone has already complained about the course description of 'fat bodies' instead of plus sized bodies or whatever the politically correct term they are using now.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 29, 2022 07:25 PM (HlgoT)

It's okay to say fat.

Until it's not.

It's situationally and individually dependent.

If you say fat bodies are beautiful, that's acceptable usage. (Unless they decide they just don't like you.)

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 29, 2022 07:28 PM (rF64X)

67 I categorically refuse to feel guilty for my belief and fealty to this most exceptional country and it's values.

If that offends anyone anywhere at any time that individual is quite welcome to seek a venue more in keeping with their political or personal values.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 29, 2022 07:28 PM (KATBx)

68 Linda Sanchez is a very rude woman as well as being heavy. I sort of give her some grudging admiration for her being willing to go out and play softball for her team.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2022 07:28 PM (fL5aK)
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Baseball uniforms add 10 lbs. She must be wearing about 12 of them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 29, 2022 07:29 PM (YqDXo)

69 I am guessing the finger is a response to a heckler.

Posted by: goodluckduck at July 29, 2022 07:29 PM (pCXlW)

70
I want to go back to college, major in sociology or some studies department, flunk out, then change my major to physics.

I want to be the first person in human history to do that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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The standing joke when one or another engineering student saw the handwriting on the wall, and switched to some much easier major: 'He simultaneously raised the IQ of both departments'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2022 07:29 PM (lRqp7)

71 " She ain't heavy, she's my catcher"

Posted by: kraken at July 29, 2022 07:29 PM (Vr12I)

72 I need to find the tweet sent out today of a "conference" Frank Luntz did with a group of Republican and Democrat voters about divisiveness in the country.

One young black woman complained that she just doesn't like people with "white skin."

That's not RACIST at all.

I suggested she move to Zimbabwe because it's lovely this time of year. Went over really really well, except for a handful of Libs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2022 07:29 PM (ptqGC)

73 I've done some research. The Chinese team for long breasts is Zhang rufang

That's their term for Nanzi Pelosi
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Titteh TUKAH!!! TUKAH!!!

Posted by: Mr Wu at July 29, 2022 07:29 PM (yikp0)

74 I am guessing the finger is a response to a heckler.
Posted by: goodluckduck
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'Take a walk, fatty!' ?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2022 07:30 PM (lRqp7)

75 The standing joke when one or another engineering student saw the handwriting on the wall, and switched to some much easier major: 'He simultaneously raised the IQ of both departments'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2022 07:29 PM (lRqp7)
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My roommate in college started out majoring in mechanical engineering.

For the first two weeks. Then he switched to psychology.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 29, 2022 07:30 PM (YqDXo)

76 I'll take the Germany "then" babe. I bet she dresses up in leathers, jackboots and riding crop. The Germany "now" babe just wants to poop on your chest.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 07:30 PM (v0R5T)

77 Well, that and her jersey had to be custom-tailored by a sailmaker.
Posted by: Stu Podaso


She shops from the Christo Collection.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2022 07:31 PM (NR4EH)

78 I categorically refuse to feel guilty for my belief and fealty to this most exceptional country and it's values.

If that offends anyone anywhere at any time that individual is quite welcome to seek a venue more in keeping with their political or personal values.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 29, 2022 07:28 PM (KATBx)

Exactly this.

-or-

F U. War!

Posted by: flounder at July 29, 2022 07:31 PM (U3uv2)

79 >>Democrat Rep. Linda Sanchez (CA) flips off the Republican dug out. Her team got blown out 10-0.

Speaking of burgeoning fat.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2022 07:31 PM (ZLI7S)

80 I suggested she move to Zimbabwe because it's lovely this time of year. Went over really really well, except for a handful of Libs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2022 07:29 PM (ptqGC)

There are white Zimbabweans. That might trigger her. Somalia, perhaps?

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 29, 2022 07:31 PM (rF64X)

81 Being obese is a health issue that causes more use of medical services than smoking.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 29, 2022 07:31 PM (HlgoT)

82 No more donations for ol' Wash U from me, I guess. I remember when you didn't have to have a department with 27 words in the title that actually taught things.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2022 07:31 PM (eoQWY)

83 >>I am guessing the finger is a response to a heckler.


"How many times have you seen a fully erect penis, Snachez?"

Apparently. The answer is one time.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2022 07:31 PM (tCTo0)

84 2 What employer would see a Fat Studies major on a resume, and put that resume into the "keeper" pile?

Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2022 07:12 PM


A fast food restaurant that DOESN'T offer an employee discount?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 29, 2022 07:31 PM (tkyK5)

85 Thanks, NeverTrump! You sure did whoop up on those "authoritarians!" You learned them a lesson somethin' fierce with your big strong manly muscles!

Well, it is known that the NTs have 'access' to manly muscles; their wives rent them by the hour.

Sometimes, the NTs are even allowed to watch.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 29, 2022 07:31 PM (JOtiF)

86 UH alrighty then but in times of plenty and abundance obesity is tolerated. When the upcoming manufactured food shortage/famine strikes we'll see how this plays out.. No need for uniforms. You can run but you can't hide has evovled into you can't run and you can not hide. muahahaha

Posted by: Seven Deadlies ArchAngel AKA Commenter What Got a Shirt at July 29, 2022 07:31 PM (CJAql)

87 "Many of these "Fat Studies" are being offered under the generous folds of, you guessed it, Women's and Gender Studies programs."

Lol

It occurred to me the other day, that they have to have Womens ~and~ Gender Studies in the same department is that there's not enough interest for any of the courses to make minimum enrollment if they were separated.

That they have to add "fat studies" too indicates that there is even less interest than I thought.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 29, 2022 07:31 PM (Xk+0j)

88 Well, that and her jersey had to be custom-tailored by a sailmaker.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

She shops from the Christo Collection.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2022 07:31 PM (NR4EH)

And dines from the Crisco can.

Posted by: flounder at July 29, 2022 07:31 PM (U3uv2)

89 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 29, 2022 07:29 PM (YqDXo)

No, she's fat, but she could have been fat and not give someone the finger. I find her leftist politics more objectionable than her size.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2022 07:32 PM (fL5aK)

90 The standing joke when one or another engineering student saw the handwriting on the wall, and switched to some much easier major: 'He simultaneously raised the IQ of both departments'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2022 07:29 PM (lRqp7)

The #1 joke written on the Engineering schools bathroom stalls was "Liberal Arts Degrees" and an arrow to the roll of paper

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2022 07:32 PM (eoQWY)

91 So... once you get your degree in the Fatfuck Sciences, what is your career path?

Posted by: DB - in it to win it at July 29, 2022 07:33 PM (geLO8)

92 I dropped out of SOU. It was a pretty middling school with a small Spanish department, and a Theater department that benefited from being near the Ashland Shakespeare Festival.
Big music department too.
Also Nate Sicuro was college president and was alleged to have done unethical money things.

It really offered nothing that anyone ever needed, so fat studies fits right in there

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2022 07:33 PM (xhaym)

93 Universities -- the flowers of intellectual achievement -- are now officially offering "Fat Studies" courses to explore Fat Oppression and Fat Grievance.




They gonna hafta reinforce the Trigglypuff Endowed Chair.

Posted by: According to the University of Miklos at July 29, 2022 07:33 PM (WBs1t)

94 We're actively recruiting southern Oregon U. grads to join our Cable Safety Standards team.

Posted by: Otis Elevator Corp. at July 29, 2022 07:33 PM (kXYt5)

95 Well, that and her jersey had to be custom-tailored by a sailmaker.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

She shops from the Christo Collection.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2022 07:31 PM (NR4EH)

And dines from the Crisco can.
Posted by: flounder at July 29, 2022 07:31 PM (U3uv2)


When her husband carried her over the threshold he rented a forklift.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2022 07:34 PM (guGkK)

96 dude.

DeSantis is totally spot on with the anti-esg thing. Corporations, including formerly rightwing corps doing military work, are now DIE ESG gheyboi discriminators.

We've lost so many battles because of weak sissy GOP pols but eventually, letting your base get fired and never hired again is going to catch up with them

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at July 29, 2022 07:34 PM (OuH7W)

97 Eat yourselves to death you fat fucking bitches, I hope if the fat don't get ya the heart attack will.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2022 07:34 PM (qj0Kx)

98 10 the dems found 15 runs in a bat bag and won the ball game over the republicans, 15-10 in a recount.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2022 07:17 PM (anj39)

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There was a rain delay, and when they came back, the dems were up by 200 runs.

*recycled joke I made yesterday...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 29, 2022 07:34 PM (CAJOC)

99 This global warming climate change heat wave we've been having this summer has fat shamed me in to losing several pounds. Now I just need to make sure I stay hydrated before the Sun takes me down.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 29, 2022 07:35 PM (0ocXn)

100 Love the chyron on Elliot's tweet:

"165+ congressional, gov't staffers demand Biden take action on climate"

Oh goodie, the same woke mobs who keep coming after woke businesses are now coming after Biden. Popcorn time!

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 29, 2022 07:35 PM (wNDOJ)

101 oh BTW- I'm a little chubby myself, so I get to make fun of other chubs- I have Dunlap's Disease, heard of it?

Posted by: DB - in it to win it at July 29, 2022 07:35 PM (geLO8)

102 >>>What employer would see a Fat Studies major on a resume, and put that resume into the "keeper" pile?

Solvent Green.

Posted by: flounder at July 29, 2022 07:35 PM (U3uv2)

103 On Twitter, an urban Soy Boy named Caleb Fleshmer has this to say:

"I want to live on a farm" is code for "I want to get away from black people"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2022 07:36 PM (ptqGC)

104 She shops from the Christo Collection.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2022 07:31 PM (NR4EH)


The Goodyear blimp has engineers studying her form for improvements. They have Stacy 'Tank' Abrams under a long term contract.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 29, 2022 07:36 PM (JOtiF)

105 > Washington University in St. Louis



This 29-year-old can remember when that was a first-rated engineering school. It was on my list in high school, but too spendy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 29, 2022 07:36 PM (bW8dp)

106 In my mom's book collection is "Fat politics" Its about 20-30 years old I think. I only read the intro, deciding whether it was commie propaganda to toss. The author needed to do a policy paper and intended to write about how fat people are causing a health crisis; then in looking at actual statistics there was no there there.

Of course not being obese is healthier, but according to the book intro there was not the huge statistical increase in health problems that the government and FNM was touting.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 29, 2022 07:37 PM (3cGpq)

107 13 Someone did say something to her though. I wonder what it was.
---
"Who commie bitch this is?"

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 29, 2022 07:37 PM (sWM8x)

108 Yes; She's probably seen an erect penis:

Sánchez married Jim Sullivan on April 13, 2009, in the district office of Congressman John B. Larson, who introduced the two about two years before the wedding.[34] The marriage is Sánchez's second, On May 13, 2009, she became the eighth woman to give birth while serving in Congress when she had her first son.[36]

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2022 07:37 PM (fL5aK)

109 Eat yourselves to death you fat fucking bitches, I hope if the fat don't get ya the heart attack will.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2022 07:34 PM (qj0Kx)

I need to get to a TXMoMe to meet you some day.

Posted by: flounder at July 29, 2022 07:37 PM (U3uv2)

110 Eat yourselves to death you fat fucking bitches, I hope if the fat don't get ya the heart attack will.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2022 07:34 PM (qj0Kx

You're the sister I wish I had. ❤️❤️

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2022 07:37 PM (ptqGC)

111 "I want to live on a farm" is code for "I want to get away from black people"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2022 07:36 PM (ptqGC)



Wait. I thought you moved to Beverly Hills to get away from black people

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2022 07:37 PM (guGkK)

112 I can only assume the Fat Studies program is about how fat cells are formed and how the body builds fat and what to do about that.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 29, 2022 07:38 PM (eGTCV)

113 I changed my major from engineering to marketing after the first year even though my GPA was 3.5. I thought I wanted to be a Civil Engineer and build things but I realized my mind didn't think like an engineer.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 29, 2022 07:38 PM (HlgoT)

114 My roommate in college started out majoring in mechanical engineering.

For the first two weeks. Then he switched to psychology.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Thank you!

Posted by: ME & Psych. Depts. at July 29, 2022 07:38 PM (8hy0r)

115 In my mom's book collection is "Fat politics" Its about 20-30 years old I think. I only read the intro, deciding whether it was commie propaganda to toss. The author needed to do a policy paper and intended to write about how fat people are causing a health crisis; then in looking at actual statistics there was no there there.

Of course not being obese is healthier, but according to the book intro there was not the huge statistical increase in health problems that the government and FNM was touting.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 29, 2022 07:37 PM (3cGpq)

People are a lot fatter today so I wonder if that has changed.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 29, 2022 07:38 PM (rF64X)

116 Eat yourselves to death you fat fucking bitches, I hope if the fat don't get ya the heart attack will.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2022 07:34 PM (qj0Kx)

Ben Had with the heat! +1

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2022 07:39 PM (4I/2K)

117 I have Dunlap's Disease, heard of it?
Posted by: DB - in it to win it at July 29, 2022 07:35 PM (geLO8


Ya done lap over the belt?

Posted by: Emmie at July 29, 2022 07:39 PM (t62xj)

118 > "165+ congressional, gov't staffers demand Biden take action on climate
___________

See how many are willing to suicide themselves for Gaia. Otherwise it's more mental masturbation.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2022 07:39 PM (BFigT)

119 >>Yes; She's probably seen an erect penis


I am guessing he was jacking off and she snuck up and sat on it at the last second.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2022 07:39 PM (tCTo0)

120 And now it's 92 def F and raining. Not common in these here parts. What big fat-shaming ball in the sky could be causing this?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 29, 2022 07:39 PM (0ocXn)

121 Huh, huh, huh,... Sorry, huh, let... me, huh, catch my breath. Huh, I just waddled over here... from the other, huh, huh... quad. Did I miss the doughnuts?

Posted by: Fat Studies Major at July 29, 2022 07:39 PM (ftFVW)

122 Senior Symposium, Fatness and its' effect on flatulence and involuntary crapping your pants.

Posted by: Jerrold Nadler, Professor Emeritus at July 29, 2022 07:40 PM (a4EWo)

123 Washington University in St. Louis



This 29-year-old can remember when that was a first-rated engineering school. It was on my list in high school, but too spendy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 29, 2022 07:36 PM (bW8dp)

I was able to attend there because they collected high scorers in the standard tests and gave them hefty needs based scholarships. Otherwise I would have had to a lower rated but more economical school. Left college and grad school with a modest amount of loan debt, all from grad school.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2022 07:40 PM (eoQWY)

124 > Democrat Rep. Linda Sanchez

Possible new entry for the AoS style guide: Linda "Dirty" Sanchez.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 29, 2022 07:40 PM (bW8dp)

125 I can only assume the Fat Studies program is about how fat cells are formed and how the body builds fat and what to do about that.
Posted by: N.L. Urker
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This make become very relevant.

Posted by: Butcher, working knife on a steel at July 29, 2022 07:40 PM (8hy0r)

126 Nothing wrong with getting a chubby.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 07:40 PM (v0R5T)

127 Are you fat because you eat too much, or do you eat too much because you're fat.?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 29, 2022 07:41 PM (eGTCV)

128 105 > Washington University in St. Louis



This 29-year-old can remember when that was a first-rated engineering school. It was on my list in high school, but too spendy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 29, 2022 07:36 PM (bW8dp)

I interviewed with them and got a decent scholarship, but dad said it was too far. I don't really regret not going. I wish I HAD gone to Arkansas for an agricultural science degree. That would have been far more useful than what I did.

Posted by: Moki at July 29, 2022 07:41 PM (JrN/x)

129 AW bill passes House?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2022 07:41 PM (F5r4x)

130
See how many are willing to suicide themselves for Gaia. Otherwise it's more mental masturbation.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2022 07:39 PM (BFigT)

Just throw away their petroleum based cell phone parts.

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 29, 2022 07:41 PM (cknjq)

131 112 I can only assume the Fat Studies program is about how fat cells are formed and how the body builds fat and what to do about that.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 29, 2022 07:38 PM (eGTCV)


No chance. That would be sensible. Sensible majors do not have "Studies" at the end of the name.

Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2022 07:41 PM (cm/80)

132 >>What employer would see a Fat Studies major on a resume, and put that resume into the "keeper" pile?

You have identified the problem.
NO employer who wants an effective employee to compete on the open market.

ALL employers dependent on sucking money out of the government or meeting gov. mandates, or appealing to this clown world anointed controlled economy we now live in.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 29, 2022 07:41 PM (VUwnA)

133 So... once you get your degree in the Fatfuck Sciences, what is your career path?

Posted by: DB - in it to win it at July 29, 2022 07:33 PM (geLO

Professional lesbian abortion squealer.

Posted by: flounder at July 29, 2022 07:41 PM (U3uv2)

134 Remember! Samantha Bee and her activist husband opposed integration at her kid's exclusive NYC daycare school!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 29, 2022 07:42 PM (yikp0)

135 Eat yourselves to death you fat fucking bitches, I hope if the fat don't get ya the heart attack will.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2022 07:34 PM (qj0Kx)
........

Our little ray of sunshine.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 07:42 PM (v0R5T)

136 We are not in a recession you idiots. We just forgot to tell you that everybody is just poor now.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 29, 2022 07:42 PM (h1jJh)

137 Calling this the Taiwan Straight is definitely homophobic. And I shouldn't have to say this, but some of my best friends are butt-munchers.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 29, 2022 07:42 PM (sWM8x)

138 Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2022 07:39 PM (tCTo0)

It's a bit more involved than that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2022 07:42 PM (fL5aK)

139 Question: Is the news I read about the imminent food shortage/famine here in the US real AND What have you reAD REGARDING MEAT PROCESSING PLANTS AS WELL AS MANUFACTURING AND 2 NATURAL GAS PROVIDERS
BLOWN UP OR BURNED DOWN IN THE US AND MANY MORE WORLDWIDE. or... ?
In you opinion

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at July 29, 2022 07:42 PM (CJAql)

140 Wait. I thought you moved to Beverly Hills to get away from black people
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2022 07:37 PM (guGkK)

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Beverly Hills is where you move when you're shootin' at some food, and up from the ground comes a-bubblin' crude.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 29, 2022 07:43 PM (CAJOC)

141
One young black woman complained that she just doesn't like people with "white skin."

At least she was being honest and not trying to hide anything.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2022 07:43 PM (63Dwl)

142 Remember! Samantha Bee and her activist husband opposed integration at her kid's exclusive NYC daycare school!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 29, 2022 07:42 PM (yikp0)

Wouldn't want those POC to be corrupted by exposure to all that white privilege, amirite? Just thinking of them.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2022 07:43 PM (eoQWY)

143 >>>Someone did say something to her though. I wonder what it was.

Food is not love.

Posted by: flounder at July 29, 2022 07:43 PM (U3uv2)

144 >Ya done lap over the belt?

Posted by: Emmie



ding ding ding

Posted by: DB - in it to win it at July 29, 2022 07:43 PM (geLO8)

145 headline seen at yahoo 'news':

"Donald Trump, who called mob that included neo-Nazis 'very fine people,' now hits CNN over comparing him to Hitler and Goebbels"

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at July 29, 2022 07:43 PM (Ynyl9)

146 People are a lot fatter today so I wonder if that has changed.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 29, 2022 07:38 PM (rF64X)


Fructose, emulsifiers, reduced fat, simple carbs, a culture of snacking, lots of sweet drinks, reduction in meats, reduction in actual veggies with fiber, the food pyramid, and pushing grain and starch based foods to offset the costs of meat, dairy and fresh vegetables.

Oh, and no one has learned or had time to cook.

Maybe the use of antibiotics in all meat and dairy animals that screws up the microbiome.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2022 07:43 PM (xhaym)

147 Jane, darlin we are sisters. You been my family for a long time.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2022 07:43 PM (qj0Kx)

148 You want to see morbidly obese and morally disgusting?

Check out @OliviaJuliana on Twitter.

She's a 19 y. o. Lesbian who was pissed off at Matt Gaetz and has raised over a million dollars to kill babies.

And now Libs want this monster to run for president when she's old enough. And she lives in Texas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2022 07:44 PM (ptqGC)

149 The standing joke when one or another engineering student saw the handwriting on the wall, and switched to some much easier major: 'He simultaneously raised the IQ of both departments'.

Physics, and then Psychology. Pretty sure I did indeed raise the IQ of both departments. Or at least the inclination to study hard.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 29, 2022 07:44 PM (olroh)

150 have Dunlap's Disease, heard of it?
Posted by: DB - in it to win it at July 29, 2022 07:35 PM (geLO8
yEP. oNE LAP AND YER DONE...

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at July 29, 2022 07:44 PM (CJAql)

151 People are a lot fatter today so I wonder if that has changed.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 29, 2022 07:38 PM (rF64X)


Fat people of yesteryear were what we now call zaftig.

I saw somewhere that the average FatMan or FatWoman of 100 years ago circus sideshow 'freaks' weighed something like 300 pounds.

Nowadays, that's what they call 'a good start'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 29, 2022 07:44 PM (JOtiF)

152 I have always been a thin guy, carrying unwanted or unnecessary pounds isn't helping you move around.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2022 07:45 PM (k8B25)

153 One young black woman complained that she just doesn't like people with "white skin."
......

What if I got a tan?

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 07:45 PM (v0R5T)

154 108 If Sanchez is such a dedicated Democrat, why didn't she abort the second kid on Tik Tok? 2009, I guess Tik Tok was up and running, and maybe Gosnell wasn't locked up and could have been master of ceremonies.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 29, 2022 07:45 PM (lz5hY)

155 If I said you had an avoirdupois body
would you smother me with it?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2022 07:46 PM (4I/2K)

156 >>One young black woman complained that she just doesn't like people with "white skin."


So. She'd be more comfortable if we wore Blackface?

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2022 07:46 PM (tCTo0)

157 Just throw away their petroleum based cell phone parts.
Posted by: weirdflunky
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I invite anti-fossil fuel types to point to a single item (including what they are wearing, or eating) that did not require fossil fuel for production.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2022 07:46 PM (aiTDG)

158 Fructose, emulsifiers, reduced fat, simple carbs, a culture of snacking, lots of sweet drinks, reduction in meats, reduction in actual veggies with fiber, the food pyramid, and pushing grain and starch based foods to offset the costs of meat, dairy and fresh vegetables.

Oh, and no one has learned or had time to cook.

Maybe the use of antibiotics in all meat and dairy animals that screws up the microbiome.
Posted by: Kindltot

Oh, don't forget the corn, nut, and seed oils. If it takes 20 processes to get oil out if, maybe we weren't supposed to...

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 29, 2022 07:46 PM (ftFVW)

159 Think of the carbon footprint.

Not only more food, but more weight to transport in cars and planes,
More fabric for cloths.
More wear on shoes.

These people are a walking thumb in the eye to mother earth.

(fat morons who don't buy that AGW stuff excepted.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 29, 2022 07:46 PM (VUwnA)

160 For the Fat Studies program do they take field trips to Walmart?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 29, 2022 07:47 PM (HlgoT)

161 I saw somewhere that the average FatMan or FatWoman of 100 years ago circus sideshow 'freaks' weighed something like 300 pounds.

Nowadays, that's what they call 'a good start'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 29, 2022 07:44 PM (JOtiF

Yep, there was a Fat Man detective show back in the old time radio days and he was supposed to be so humongous. At 300 lb. LOL

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 29, 2022 07:47 PM (rF64X)

162 I’m watching “Not Okay” on Hulu and it is not okay.

Posted by: JTinKC at July 29, 2022 07:47 PM (FoSz+)

163 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2022 07:44 PM (ptqGC)

I don't expect to be here when she runs for President, so it's just another crazy person on Twitter whose account I don't need to look at.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2022 07:47 PM (fL5aK)

164 141
One young black woman complained that she just doesn't like people with "white skin."


At least she was being honest and not trying to hide anything.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2022 07:43 PM (63Dwl)

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What's she got against albinos?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 29, 2022 07:47 PM (CAJOC)

165 One young black woman complained that she just doesn't like people with "white skin."

What if I got a tan?

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 07:45 PM (v0R5T)

The only solution is to remove her eyeballs

Posted by: flounder at July 29, 2022 07:47 PM (U3uv2)

166 I want to have DeSantis' man-babies.

There. I said it.

Posted by: blaster at July 29, 2022 07:47 PM (6TxNR)

167 She's a 19 y. o. Lesbian who was pissed off at Matt Gaetz and has raised over a million dollars to kill babies.

And now Libs want this monster to run for president when she's old enough. And she lives in Texas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2022 07:44 PM (ptqGC)

Filling out a Go Fund Me form to allow other monsters to boost you isn't going to get you there. Now if she diverts all of that to friends and crones and gets some influencin' money she might have a chance.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2022 07:48 PM (eoQWY)

168 They hate the world because they first hate themselves.

This, exactly this.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2022 07:48 PM (llON8)

169 For the Fat Studies program do they take field trips to Walmart?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 29, 2022 07:47 PM (HlgoT)

Yoga Pants 101 is a prereq.

Posted by: flounder at July 29, 2022 07:48 PM (U3uv2)

170 Healthy (big,fat) people are a natural on a working farm. Hey generations of all that work and great food produces great results! BUT these fat fuck never worked a day ramen noodle gang def has my total disrespect. Just sayin..

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at July 29, 2022 07:48 PM (CJAql)

171 If these people think America is so Racist towards Persons of Color, then how about an Airlift to transport these people of Color back to their Roots in some African 3rd World Shit Hole .........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 29, 2022 07:49 PM (X++p7)

172 .>>One young black woman complained that she just doesn't like people with "white skin."


I'm not white- it's more like a tawny beige color

Posted by: DB - in it to win it at July 29, 2022 07:49 PM (geLO8)

173 161 Yep, there was a Fat Man detective show back in the old time radio days and he was supposed to be so humongous. At 300 lb. LOL
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 29, 2022 07:47 PM (rF64X)


Cannon?

Nero Wolfe, the startlingly fat detective, was routinely described in the books as weighing "a seventh of a ton." IOW, a bit less than 300 lbs.

Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2022 07:50 PM (cm/80)

174 I think putting high fructose syrup in everything isn't helping keep pounds off

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2022 07:50 PM (k8B25)

175 re Germany then and now: I saw something similar to that about France. The big part of the story was about the female weather person being sexy, even though she was not what one would call 'young'

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at July 29, 2022 07:50 PM (Ynyl9)

176 163 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2022 07:44 PM (ptqGC)

I don't expect to be here when she runs for President, so it's just another crazy person on Twitter whose account I don't need to look at.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2022 07:47 PM (fL5aK


You'd be stunned and heartsick at the over $1million she's raised to kill babies. And the number is still rising. Now she's teamed up with Beto to turn Texas blue.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2022 07:50 PM (ptqGC)

177 So nice to see that Congresscritter Sanchez is so courteous. I miss the days of politesse.

Posted by: bluebell at July 29, 2022 07:50 PM (aeePL)

178 Maybe the peoples who are distraught about racism here can to to Mexico. I hear the peoples there are very welcoming.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2022 07:51 PM (BFigT)

179 I think the "fat-shaming" dingbats may not have as much to worry about in the near future.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2022 07:51 PM (llON8)

180 For the Fat Studies program do they take field trips to Walmart?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 29, 2022 07:47 PM (HlgoT)



"I've sent Jim into the ice cream aisle to observe their behaviors and interactions close up, while I wait back in the Jeep."

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at July 29, 2022 07:51 PM (guGkK)

181 Yoot !

Posted by: JT at July 29, 2022 07:51 PM (T4tVD)

182 If these people think America is so Racist towards Persons of Color, then how about an Airlift to transport these people of Color back to their Roots in some African 3rd World Shit Hole .........
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 29, 2022 07:49 PM (X++p7)

You forget that they are racist, so shipping off blacks might be just the thing they'd like to do if they had the power.

Just before the Civil War, the idea to colonize Africa with ex-slaves ran aground when they actually asked some leaders of the community and they'd rather be in America as it was then than leave.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2022 07:51 PM (eoQWY)

183 .>>One young black woman complained that she just doesn't like people with "white skin."


So the programming is working.

I mean, isn't that the goal of BLM and all that shit?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 29, 2022 07:52 PM (VUwnA)

184 If these people think America is so Racist towards Persons of Color, then how about an Airlift to transport these people of Color back to their Roots in some African 3rd World Shit Hole .........
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 29, 2022 07:49 PM (X++p7)

I would definitely agree to a permanent exchange program. We need more people like chique l'African .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 29, 2022 07:52 PM (HlgoT)

185 One young black woman complained that she just doesn't like people with "white skin."


Ever been on a battlefield bitch? You'll discover everybody bleeds the same color. Your skin color means nothing.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2022 07:52 PM (anj39)

186 Hiya

Posted by: JT at July 29, 2022 07:52 PM (T4tVD)

187 Hmmmm


I wonder why so many white kids have been "identifying" as minority for Kollidge Purposes

Is a puzzlement

Posted by: Miklos demands a set-aside of 10% of Federal funding for Miklos-Americans at July 29, 2022 07:52 PM (WBs1t)

188 You'd be stunned and heartsick at the over $1million she's raised to kill babies. And the number is still rising. Now she's teamed up with Beto to turn Texas blue.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2022 07:50 PM (ptqGC)

Better cash those checks, they might pull the "donation" otherwise once it has had the effect they wanted.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2022 07:52 PM (eoQWY)

189 I'm not white- it's more like a tawny beige color
Posted by: DB

I'm actually kind of spotted.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 29, 2022 07:53 PM (OX9vb)

190 141
One young black woman complained that she just doesn't like people with "white skin."

At least she was being honest and not trying to hide anything.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2022 07:43 PM (63Dwl)


Yes, that. I'd trade the current business of some people having to hide what they think, and others having free expression, for something more open, even if more vitriol were aimed my way. And if I were free to speak...oh, look, I don't prejudge people by stupid things like skin color! Who knew? But the last thing the Left wants is to be judged on their character.

Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2022 07:53 PM (cm/80)

191 At least the Dems weren't trying to take out Republicans this year with assault weapons.

Try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2022 07:53 PM (ptqGC)

192 DeSantis is totally spot on with the anti-esg thing. Corporations, including formerly rightwing corps doing military work, are now DIE ESG gheyboi discriminators.

We've lost so many battles because of weak sissy GOP pols but eventually, letting your base get fired and never hired again is going to catch up with them
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at July 29, 2022 07:34 PM (OuH7W)


I like DeSantis. He seems to be good at identifying the problem and addressing it in a common sense manner.

Posted by: Emmie at July 29, 2022 07:53 PM (t62xj)

193 189 I'm not white- it's more like a tawny beige color
Posted by: DB

I'm actually kind of spotted.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 29, 2022 07:53 PM (OX9vb)

------------------------

Trill?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 29, 2022 07:53 PM (CAJOC)

194 Can we just grant amnesty to the Mexican weather girls?

Posted by: blaster at July 29, 2022 07:53 PM (6TxNR)

195 97 Eat yourselves to death you fat fucking bitches, I hope if the fat don't get ya the heart attack will.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2022 07:34 PM (qj0Kx)


Tell us how ya really feel.

Posted by: Ex-ex at July 29, 2022 07:53 PM (RU4sa)

196 170 You get out in rural America, you see a lot of fat people. Now there are some that are in the Cheetos and Twinkies brigade, but you do find a lot of very heavyweight farmers and ranchers. These folks start their day with the equivalent of three Denny's Grand Slams, and then go out for a lively 14 hour work day. Even when burning calories, the body stores some in a rainy day fund.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 29, 2022 07:54 PM (lz5hY)

197 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2022 07:50 PM (ptqGC)

That is terrible, but I find it hard to believe that Beto will have much traction in Texas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2022 07:54 PM (fL5aK)

198 JT

Posted by: what is mean "hiya" in language of your people? at July 29, 2022 07:54 PM (WBs1t)

199 Fat Studies Thesis: Quit stuffing yer gob.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 07:54 PM (v0R5T)

200 Not the first time a Democrat shot something at a Republican, during a baseball game…too soon?

Posted by: TJ at July 29, 2022 07:55 PM (uKQr0)

201 DB, re the fat swimsuit models Target ad. This is modern America. Poor people are more likely to be overweight. Probably especially these days, 20+ years after the society do gooders pushed through very high cigarette taxes to fight that health crisis.

But the WEF and DNC are gonna save po folks from obesity by making it too expensive to drive so folks will have to at least walk to the bus stop, plus raising the costs of food. Oh wait, in the U.S. they'll probably add grocery delivery bennies to the SNAP program. Only the 'working poor' will be forced to walk more and cut down on idle snacking.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 29, 2022 07:55 PM (3cGpq)

202 April chicken pox in adults isn't good

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2022 07:55 PM (k8B25)

203 Yes, that. I'd trade the current business of some people having to hide what they think, and others having free expression, for something more open, even if more vitriol were aimed my way. And if I were free to speak...oh, look, I don't prejudge people by stupid things like skin color! Who knew? But the last thing the Left wants is to be judged on their character.
Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2022 07:53 PM (cm/80)

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That's just what a racist would say!!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 29, 2022 07:55 PM (CAJOC)

204 I'm actually kind of spotted.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!

Me too

Posted by: Dick from Englishterland at July 29, 2022 07:55 PM (WBs1t)

205 BTW I'm fat. I'm not happy about that but I truth is healthy.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 29, 2022 07:55 PM (eGTCV)

206 127 Are you fat because you eat too much, or do you eat too much because you're fat.?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 29, 2022 07:41 PM (eGTCV)

Vicious Circle

Vs

Virtuous Circle

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 29, 2022 07:55 PM (BgMrQ)

207
White House staff caught flatfooted after Biden went off script and told reporters he would nominate General Milley for the Presidential Medal of Freedom for promising to call the Chinese and share Pelosi's flight plan to Taiwan.

Posted by: Wolverines! at July 29, 2022 07:55 PM (JMavx)

208 Cannon?

Nero Wolfe, the startlingly fat detective, was routinely described in the books as weighing "a seventh of a ton." IOW, a bit less than 300 lbs.
Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2022 07:50 PM (cm/80)..

I don't think so, but I don't remember his name. I haven't listened to a lot of those shows. There was an Australian version but I don't think it was very good.

I've read a few Nero Wolfe novels and probably listened to most of the existing old time radio Nero Wolfe shows. The novels and the shows were pretty different. The shows were light hearted and humorous.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 29, 2022 07:56 PM (rF64X)

209 Put. The fork. Down!

Posted by: Young Fattystein at July 29, 2022 07:56 PM (4I/2K)

210 Course No. 255: Piehole Mechanics

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2022 07:56 PM (guGkK)

211
I saw somewhere that the average FatMan or FatWoman of 100 years ago circus sideshow 'freaks' weighed something like 300 pounds.

Nowadays, that's what they call 'a good start'.
Posted by: GnuBreed


It's harder to be a freak these days.

https://tinyurl.com/5n74zfw5

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2022 07:56 PM (63Dwl)

212 I'm listening to The Case for Keto by Gary Taubes. It makes a lot of sense to me.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 29, 2022 07:57 PM (eGTCV)

213 172 I'm not white- it's more like a tawny beige color
Posted by: DB - in it to win it at July 29, 2022 07:49 PM (geLO


This of course reminds me of a truly wonderful sequence from Fear of a Black Hat
Interviewer: ...and the controversial but never-released Kill Whitey album
Ice Cold: Yeah, that was a whole big misunderstanding, right there. [...] We were talking about one particular white person.
Tasty Taste: Whitey Deluca, our ex-manager. He ripped us off for 40Gs
Ice Cold: And Whitey Deluca wasn't even white! He was one of those olive-complected MFers.

Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2022 07:57 PM (cm/80)

214 Eat yourselves to death you fat fucking bitches, I hope if the fat don't get ya the heart attack will.

Posted by: Ben Had

Honorary Professorship in Rhetoric and Communication AWARDED

Posted by: University of Miklos Institute for Advanced Studies Y'all at July 29, 2022 07:57 PM (WBs1t)

215 Not only did German weather broadcast mess with the colors, they snuck in a different weatherwoman too. The body double is laughably dissimilar. Did they think nobody would notice?

Posted by: gp In A Vat at July 29, 2022 07:57 PM (qpX6U)

216 I'm conflicted about the CCP taking out Pelosi's plane.

I'd hate for the innocent pilots and crew to lose their lives.

Thoughts, gentle morons?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2022 07:57 PM (ptqGC)

217 But the last thing the Left wants is to be judged on their character.

Nothing from nothing leaves...nothing.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 29, 2022 07:58 PM (Xrfse)

218 >>> 103 On Twitter, an urban Soy Boy named Caleb Fleshmer has this to say:

"I want to live on a farm" is code for "I want to get away from black people"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2022 07:36 PM (ptqGC)

Oooh, a racist democrat (birm) thinks that no black people could possibly own farms.

*shocked face*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2022 07:58 PM (llON8)

219 I don't know. Flipping the bird at Republicans in Congress doesn't actually outrage me. I endorse the sentiment. And two birds to the Democrats.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 29, 2022 07:58 PM (TgBWG)

220 127 Are you fat because you eat too much, or do you eat too much because you're fat.?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 29, 2022 07:41 PM (eGTCV)

---------------------------------

Once saw a Garfield comic strip along those lines.

"I eat because I'm depressed. And I'm depressed because of how much I eat"

"It's a vicious cycle..."

"... that took years to perfect!"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 29, 2022 07:58 PM (CAJOC)

221 Oh, Spanish courts want to put Shakira in prison for ten years for tax evasion.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2022 07:58 PM (xhaym)

222 If someone said something to her, wouldn't we have heard about it by now? Especially if it involved a chance paint her as the victim.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2022 07:58 PM (es0Dj)

223 Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 29, 2022 07:54 PM (lz5hY)

Lot a muscle under that fat. But I think it's like football players. I think it's the older farmers that have slowed down and not burning off the same calories as when they were younger but still eating the same amount.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 29, 2022 07:58 PM (HlgoT)

224 I got kinda fat when I lived in Hawaii. Lots of plate lunches.
My friend told me I looked like an umpire.
Now I'm svelte. And sexy.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 07:58 PM (v0R5T)

225 Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 29, 2022 07:54 PM (lz5hY)

My son is the heaviest young person working at the farm, and he's chunky, not obese. His medicines cause weight gain, However, unlike the other kids who leave after 4.5 hours and go on family trips he has been there every week day for longer hours working hard. The farmer who owns the farm and has been running it for thirty years is no lanky guy either. My son has lunch at 11;00 and then is hungry when he comes home at 2:30

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2022 07:58 PM (fL5aK)

226 Inaugural Women's Tour de France hits predictable snag.....

https://tinyurl.com/mryjb845

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2022 07:58 PM (F5r4x)

227 One of my co-workers is severely overweight, talking to another how he is not doing his work load share and I told him if you had me strapped on your back all day how much work would you do? Because that's how overweight he is.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2022 07:59 PM (k8B25)

228 With the potential for government-enabled famine in the near future, is it wise to lose weight now or wait until it is forced on you?

Posted by: Emmie at July 29, 2022 07:59 PM (t62xj)

229 Cannon?

Nero Wolfe, the startlingly fat detective, was routinely described in the books as weighing "a seventh of a ton." IOW, a bit less than 300 lbs.
Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2022 07:50 PM (cm/80)..

I don't think so, but I don't remember his name. I haven't listened to a lot of those shows. There was an Australian version but I don't think it was very good.

I've read a few Nero Wolfe novels and probably listened to most of the existing old time radio Nero Wolfe shows. The novels and the shows were pretty different. The shows were light hearted and humorous.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 29, 2022 07:56 PM (rF64X)

I believe "Jake and the Fat Man" starred William Conrad as the FM, and he also played a detective in "Cannon" a while earlier. It was deep in the detective era on TV so you had the 'variant' show creeping in, each one needed a hook to get you to start. Mod Squad had the young hip kids, Charlies Angels had hot ladies, etc, etc.

But regardless of the hook, Conrad was a good actor.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2022 07:59 PM (eoQWY)

230 I got kinda fat when I lived in Hawaii. Lots of plate lunches.
My friend told me I looked like an umpire.
Now I'm svelte. And sexy.
Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 07:58 PM

All Hordlings are sexy to someone.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 29, 2022 07:59 PM (eGTCV)

231 I've told this story before:

Back when I was a beat cop, I had arrested a black male juvenile for fighting at our local shopping mall. While processing him, this kid was ranting about how white people were "keeping him down." When I asked him what exactly had any white people done to him, he had no answer.

Fast forward a few months and he was beaten to death by members of his own street gang because the leader decided this kid "wasn't hard enough." Needless to say, there were zero People of Pallor in that gang.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 29, 2022 08:00 PM (pJWtt)

232 They just want a license to kill.

How many mass graves do you need for 7.5 billion people?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 29, 2022 08:00 PM (MZKEP)

233 Just before the Civil War, the idea to colonize Africa with ex-slaves ran aground when they actually asked some leaders of the community and they'd rather be in America as it was then than leave.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2022 07:51 PM (eoQWY)

From my reading (Wikipedia and maybe my excellent African American studies book from college days - From Slavery to Freedom), the freed American slaves who went to Liberia lorded it over the natives and formed their own ruling class.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 29, 2022 08:01 PM (rF64X)

234 I know a guy who weighs 550lbs. I assume there's some metabolic cause. All I ever saw in his refrigerator were little cups of gelatin. He lives a miserable life.

Posted by: gp In A Vat at July 29, 2022 08:01 PM (qpX6U)

235 I didn't go to the pub today. Nor did I drink beer. I didn't lose weight.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 29, 2022 08:01 PM (eGTCV)

236 For those worried about the Monkey Pox..... This video is for you !!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT--55J7RN0

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 29, 2022 08:01 PM (X++p7)

237 "I want to live on a farm" is code for "I want to get away from black people"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2022 07:36 PM (ptqGC)

Oooh, a racist democrat (birm) thinks that no black people could possibly own farms.

*shocked face*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2022 07:58 PM (llON

Well they certainly TRY to keep them from owning farms by sticking them in inner cities where there aren't jobs or land.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2022 08:01 PM (eoQWY)

238 Inaugural Women's Tour de France hits predictable snag.....

https://tinyurl.com/mryjb845
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Parallel parking a bike shouldn't be that hard.

Posted by: Le Mikleuse, shrugging like a Frenchman at July 29, 2022 08:01 PM (WBs1t)

239 If someone said something to her, wouldn't we have heard about it by now? Especially if it involved a chance paint her as the victim.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2022 07:58 PM (es0D

The reason I think you haven't heard is that it was something innocuous and it would make her look more petty.

Maybe a sarcastic ' good try' or something similar.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 29, 2022 08:01 PM (HlgoT)

240 227 One of my co-workers is severely overweight, talking to another how he is not doing his work load share and I told him if you had me strapped on your back all day how much work would you do? Because that's how overweight he is.
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2022 07:59 PM (k8B25)

------------------------------

I had a boss once, really nice guy, but very obese. He would work up a sweat just walking across the parking lot. I told a co-worker, I'd have been looking at surgical options long before I reached that point.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 29, 2022 08:01 PM (CAJOC)

241 D'oh Boy got his back jacked up in Afghanistan. Just started working with a trainer to help him work through the pain, get back to his fighting weight.

Sent us a video tonight of his 5'6" self dead lifting 245lbs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2022 08:02 PM (ptqGC)

242 226 Inaugural Women's Tour de France hits predictable snag.....

https://tinyurl.com/mryjb845
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2022 07:58 PM (F5r4x)

Not like it doesn't happen in the Men's Tour...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 29, 2022 08:02 PM (BgMrQ)

243 Rubbin, to the Fatmobile!

Posted by: Fatman, Na Na Na Na Na Na, Fatman! at July 29, 2022 08:02 PM (njRs0)

244 Nero Wolfe was also played by Conrad. BTW, John Dickson Carr's Dr Fell was even heavier. If you ever see one of the paperbacks, the picture is based on G K Chesterton.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 29, 2022 08:02 PM (TgBWG)

245 >>>
==
Oh, don't forget the corn, nut, and seed oils. If it takes 20 processes to get oil out if, maybe we weren't supposed to...
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 29, 2022 07:46 PM (ftFVW)

No peanut or pecan oil?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2022 08:02 PM (llON8)

246 Is Pelosi getting the Larry McDonald tour package?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 29, 2022 08:03 PM (Bd6X8)

247 "I want to live on a farm" is code for "I want to get away from black people"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2022 07:36 PM (ptqGC)

Oooh, a racist democrat (birm) thinks that no black people could possibly own farms.

*shocked face*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

"Negro laughter in the warm summer evening..."

Posted by: Pigford and Pigford II at July 29, 2022 08:03 PM (WBs1t)

248 People are a lot fatter today so I wonder if that has changed.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless,

If you look at a typical day's food in the 1950's, the meals themselves were rather large, but portion sizes were smaller.

According to my grandmother's textbook on health and nutrition for food service: dinner was an appetizer, meat, starch and two vegetables, bread and dessert. Beverages were milk, water or coffee.
The food wasn't saturated with additives or added sugar, the portions were smaller, but everyone ate until they were full, and probably the most important aspect: people were doing physical activity a good bit of the day.

When you (not you,Chique, the rhetorical you) sit on your bum watching tv or playing video games, you don't burn off the calories of the bags of cheetos you consume.

Posted by: Moki at July 29, 2022 08:03 PM (JrN/x)

249 I believe "Jake and the Fat Man" starred William Conrad as the FM, and he also played a detective in "Cannon" a while earlier. It was deep in the detective era on TV so you had the 'variant' show creeping in, each one needed a hook to get you to start. Mod Squad had the young hip kids, Charlies Angels had hot ladies, etc, etc.

But regardless of the hook, Conrad was a good actor.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2022 07:59 PM (eoQWY)

I loved Jake and the Fat Man. We used to watch it in my corner of deepest darkest Africa when I was growing up.

I was talking about the golden age of radio, so the Fat Man radio show was probably from the 40s or 50s.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 29, 2022 08:03 PM (rF64X)

250 Sent us a video tonight of his 5'6" self dead lifting 245lbs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2022 08:02 PM (ptqGC)

very impressive.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2022 08:03 PM (fL5aK)

251 Ex-ex, you know me.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2022 08:03 PM (qj0Kx)

252
We're having some post-strike work done on the house and we're working with Ace Handyman Services to do it. Most of their guys are excellent; they show up when they say they'll be there and do good work.

But there's also a master electrician who's something else. Under warranty, a breaker for the outlet where we plug the RV onto shore power needs upgrading to 40 amps from 20 amps. The electrician showed up, two hours late, looked at the job, said he was going to run out to get a replacement breaker... and disappeared for the rest of the day. Not even AHS can get in touch with him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2022 08:04 PM (1Nxff)

253 From my reading (Wikipedia and maybe my excellent African American studies book from college days - From Slavery to Freedom), the freed American slaves who went to Liberia lorded it over the natives and formed their own ruling class.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 29, 2022 08:01 PM (rF64X)

Not an expert on that attempt myself, but history shows that skin color is no barrier to oppression and nobody is immune to bad behavior to others.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2022 08:04 PM (eoQWY)

254
If these people think America is so Racist towards Persons of Color, then how about an Airlift to transport these people of Color back to their Roots in some African 3rd World Shit Hole .........
Posted by: Ferd Berfall

I would definitely agree to a permanent exchange program. We need more people like chique l'African .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


Maybe we could get some lefty whities to "go back" to Europe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2022 08:04 PM (63Dwl)

255 I'm conflicted about the CCP taking out Pelosi's plane.
I'd hate for the innocent pilots and crew to lose their lives.
Thoughts, gentle morons?
_______________

I can sorta' see the pilots of her government 757 bailing out over Taiwan and letting her jet cruise into Chinese airspace only to be shot down.

Shrugs....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2022 08:04 PM (BFigT)

256 221 Oh, Spanish courts want to put Shakira in prison for ten years for tax evasion.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2022 07:58 PM (xhaym)

------------------------------

They'll never be able to convict her.

The hips don't lie...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 29, 2022 08:04 PM (CAJOC)

257 223 Yep. Of an age where I should be and sometimes do count the calories. Bad hip, bad knees add to the problem. Weight aggravates the joints and you have to exercise more to lose the weight . Trouble is, it gets harder every year, so another vicious circle.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 29, 2022 08:04 PM (lz5hY)

258 I remember a shit ton of black farmers got billions in a settlement from Obama

Posted by: NCKate at July 29, 2022 08:05 PM (2oJif)

259 246 Is Pelosi getting the Larry McDonald tour package?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 29, 2022 08:03 PM (Bd6X

The Ron Brown Package

"When you care to send the very best"

Posted by: hillary at July 29, 2022 08:05 PM (BgMrQ)

260 Do ya find me sexy? Look at mah titties.

Posted by: Fat Bastard at July 29, 2022 08:05 PM (v0R5T)

261 When you (not you,Chique, the rhetorical you) sit on your bum watching tv or playing video games, you don't burn off the calories of the bags of cheetos you consume.
Posted by: Moki at July 29, 2022 08:03 PM (JrN/x)

Or alas, working. Working round the clock is not helping my quest to maintain a girlish figure, sadly.

But it's nevertheless my responsibility. Sigh.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 29, 2022 08:05 PM (rF64X)

262 Jaws just started on AMC.
Chick just got munched.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 29, 2022 08:06 PM (ufFY8)

263 By the way, we visited our son's happy place in SC last Saturday. An incredible place for ALL combat vets at no cost to them or their families. An hou or so north of Savannah.

Please click on the video.

OPFOB.com

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2022 08:06 PM (ptqGC)

264 I loved Jake and the Fat Man. We used to watch it in my corner of deepest darkest Africa when I was growing up.

I was talking about the golden age of radio, so the Fat Man radio show was probably from the 40s or 50s.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 29, 2022 08:03 PM (rF64X)

I didn't know that was a recycled name from Radio. I was a little surprised at the title when I first heard it, but in those days you could risk offending someone.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2022 08:06 PM (eoQWY)

265 "They hate the world because they first hate themselves."

With good reason.

Posted by: aelfheld at July 29, 2022 08:06 PM (Zy9Yy)

266
Obesity is being recategorized as a race?


A race to the biggest bottom(s)!

Hey-oh!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 29, 2022 08:06 PM (ZvxPV)

267 I got kinda fat when I lived in Hawaii. Lots of plate lunches.
My friend told me I looked like an umpire.
Now I'm svelte. And sexy.
Posted by: wth

I was told Hula Hoops.

Posted by: Miklos has not tried Spam Sushi at July 29, 2022 08:06 PM (WBs1t)

268 Do ya find me sexy? Look at mah titties.
Posted by: Fat Bastard

Oh, God, somebody hide me!

Posted by: Baby at July 29, 2022 08:06 PM (ftFVW)

269 There is a big difference between a few extra pounds and being 3 ax handles wide wearing a thong and thinking 'Yeah baby, I'm sexy"

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2022 08:07 PM (qj0Kx)

270 "Oh, Spanish courts want to put Shakira in prison for ten years for tax evasion."

She's a Colombian native, but she owes Spain taxes? I hope I don't owe Spain any taxes.

Posted by: gp In A Vat at July 29, 2022 08:07 PM (qpX6U)

271 260 Do ya find me sexy? Look at mah titties.

Is that you Whoopie Goldberg ??? She is a whole lot of woman !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 29, 2022 08:07 PM (X++p7)

272 Not like it doesn't happen in the Men's Tour...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 29, 2022 08:02 PM (BgMrQ)



True.

But this is the first Tour wreck caused by a cyclist trying to post a selfie on Instagram during the race.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 29, 2022 08:07 PM (F5r4x)

273 I remember a shit ton of black farmers got billions in a settlement from Obama
Posted by: NCKate at July 29, 2022 08:05 PM (2oJif)

Probably all on the same 40 acres.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2022 08:07 PM (eoQWY)

274 Not an expert on that attempt myself, but history shows that skin color is no barrier to oppression and nobody is immune to bad behavior to others.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2022 08:04 PM (eoQWY)

Yep, what the Scriptures refer to as the flesh or sinful nature applies to all humans.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 29, 2022 08:07 PM (rF64X)

275
Maybe we could get some lefty whities to "go back" to Europe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

I think there might be more neighborhoods in Mexico City that are looking for renters and buyers.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 29, 2022 08:07 PM (StBu4)

276 Rubbin, to the Fatmobile!
Posted by: Fatman, Na Na Na Na Na Na, Fatman! at July 29, 2022 08:02 PM (njRs0)
........

Better hurry. J-Lo is waiting at home for you.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 08:07 PM (v0R5T)

277 SOU's four-credit Fat Studies course will also look into the ways that "gender, sexuality, race, class, and disability intersect in relation to fatness," and "the interrelationships between feminist and queer politics and fat activism."


They're going to need a bigger pool.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2022 08:08 PM (wj3Rl)

278 'Burgeoning' I think works in this usage- both figuratively and literally. 'Interrogating the war on...' however, seems like one of those new fangled usages designed to make the person writing it feel smart.

What?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 29, 2022 08:08 PM (diceA)

279 I liked "Fat Man and Little Boy Take Japan"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2022 08:08 PM (guGkK)

280 Got a feeling the Cafe won't be for a bit and tomorrow is normal work day
So goodnight everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2022 08:08 PM (k8B25)

281 Maybe we could get some lefty whities to "go back" to Europe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2022 08:04 PM (63Dwl)

They keep threatening but few ever leave.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 29, 2022 08:08 PM (HlgoT)

282 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 29, 2022 08:08 PM (vuisn)

283
I hope I don't owe Spain any taxes.
Posted by: gp In A Vat at July 29, 2022 08:07 PM (qpX6U)

__________

California and Illinois already want your money, even if you've never set foot in the state.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2022 08:08 PM (1Nxff)

284
OPFOB.com
Posted by: Jane D'oh


OPFOB.org, Jane

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 29, 2022 08:09 PM (ZvxPV)

285 Thoughts, gentle morons?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

This is war, and innocents often die in a war.

But there is no way China would do it. She may only be slightly bought by China, but she is hard left and anti-american and hot on corruption and AGW and all the things destroying this country.

CCP taking out Pelosi would be like me keying my own car.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 29, 2022 08:09 PM (VUwnA)

286 Night skip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 29, 2022 08:09 PM (diceA)

287 Maybe we could get some lefty whities to "go back" to Europe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2022 08:04 PM (63Dwl)

They keep threatening but few ever leave.


It's difficult to detach a parasite from the host.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 29, 2022 08:09 PM (Bd6X8)

288 I remember a shit ton of black farmers got billions in a settlement from Obama
Posted by: NCKate at July 29, 2022 08:05 PM (2oJif)

Probably all on the same 40 acres.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2022 08:07 PM (eoQWY)



There didn't need to be an acre at all. If you were black and willing to swear that you were dissuaded from becoming a farmer, then you got a cut.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2022 08:09 PM (guGkK)

289 From my reading (Wikipedia and maybe my excellent African American studies book from college days - From Slavery to Freedom), the freed American slaves who went to Liberia lorded it over the natives and formed their own ruling class.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland

They still do, very much so.

Posted by: Sir Miklos, Loyal Librarian of the Greenish Royal Collections at July 29, 2022 08:09 PM (WBs1t)

290
They keep threatening but few ever leave.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 29, 2022 08:08 PM (HlgoT)

__________

I'm sure their immigration laws are strictly enforced.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2022 08:09 PM (1Nxff)

291 CCP taking out Pelosi would be like me keying my own car.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 29, 2022 08:09 PM (VUwnA)

Maybe you are a fan of the broken windows theory of economics?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 29, 2022 08:10 PM (diceA)

292 Chick just got munched.

That's hot.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 29, 2022 08:10 PM (Xrfse)

293 She's a Colombian native, but she owes Spain taxes? I hope I don't owe Spain any taxes.
Posted by: gp In A Vat at July 29, 2022 08:07 PM (qpX6U

She was married to a Spanish soccer player. Lived in Barcelona.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 29, 2022 08:10 PM (HlgoT)

294 I see Sanchez reached across the aisle in traditional democrat comradery.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 29, 2022 08:10 PM (+ksY7)

295 Fat jokes are a little more tricky than fart jokes.
Everybody is not fat, but everybody farts.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2022 08:11 PM (v0R5T)

296
Or alas, working. Working round the clock is not helping my quest to maintain a girlish figure, sadly.

But it's nevertheless my responsibility. Sigh.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 29, 2022 08:05 PM (rF64X)


I do not believe that for a second! And yes, office working contributes to lack of exercise, sadly. So do bad knees, bad backs, etc. Eat healthy food, exercise when you can; not everyone is cut out for the Ace Gainzz twenty one day fast!

Posted by: Moki at July 29, 2022 08:11 PM (JrN/x)

297 I was stationed in California for 3 years and for the next ten years California said I owed state taxes. I was not a CA citizen (PA Citizen upon entering military), but they finally gave up trying to collect.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 29, 2022 08:11 PM (X++p7)

298 My dad was 298 at his highest weight. He was also 6'2" and we all have horse bones

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2022 08:11 PM (xhaym)

299 >>> 292 Chick just got munched.

That's hot.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 29, 2022 08:10 PM (Xrfse)

Candygram! Candygram for Sandra!

Posted by: Land Shark at July 29, 2022 08:11 PM (llON8)

300 From Gerard, Oklahoma pump jack.

https://youtu.be/mbqQeooSVu4

My husband's mom had a share of the oil well on the old homestead. These small wells can turn out a nice check when oil prices are high.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 29, 2022 08:11 PM (5HBd1)

301 Nood. Cafe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 29, 2022 08:11 PM (diceA)

302 "California and Illinois already want your money, even if you've never set foot in the state."

I want Shakira's money. I'll settle for tonight's MegaMillions.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at July 29, 2022 08:12 PM (qpX6U)

303 LOL, the people in Amity and a bunch of petty douchebags.

Too bad the shark didn't get more of them.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 29, 2022 08:12 PM (ufFY8)

304 Heh. Fat bodies. During my second hitch, the Corps went ape shit on weight control, standards cut in stone. I was 10 pounds over and got nailed, even though I was the same weight as graduation day at Parris Island and passing my PFT no problemo. One of the guys was particularly upset, being about 25 over. Trouble was, he had just checked in from MCAS Beaufort, and was the 2nd MAW powerlift champion.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 29, 2022 08:12 PM (lz5hY)

305 262 Jaws just started on AMC.
Chick just got munched.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 29, 2022 08:06 PM (ufFY

--------------------------

I've lately begun watching first time reaction videos on youtube, where people, oftentimes Millennials, are watching older movies for the first time. I've seen about a half dozen or so reactions to Jaws.

Not sure what it is I find so entertaining about them, but they are a hoot to watch.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 29, 2022 08:12 PM (CAJOC)

306
Is that you Whoopie Goldberg ??? She is a whole lot of woman !!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall


She put on a few pounds since her Star Trek days.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2022 08:12 PM (63Dwl)

307 William Conrad did quite a variety of voice over work. Narrating Rocky & Bullwinkle, the opening to Buck Rogers ... and Manimal.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 29, 2022 08:12 PM (vuisn)

308 I want to recommend the A&E Nero Wolf series with Maury Chaykin.

It is fantastic. It was on youtube a couple years back - maybe still is, but worth paying for if you like light hearted detective drama.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 29, 2022 08:13 PM (VUwnA)

309 Oh, Spanish courts want to put Shakira in prison for ten years for tax evasion.

Pfft. I've got the death sentence on 12 systems.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2022 08:13 PM (guGkK)

310 306
Is that you Whoopie Goldberg ??? She is a whole lot of woman !!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall

She put on a few pounds since her Star Trek days.

Her and Tank Abrams are the main reason some people in Africa are starving .........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 29, 2022 08:13 PM (X++p7)

311 Bonk bonk on the head

Amen.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 29, 2022 08:13 PM (Xrfse)

312 It was kinda of hard to see the flip. With those fat, hillshire farm fingers, it looked like a meat filled glove on the end of an equally fatty arm.

Posted by: Bosk at July 29, 2022 08:13 PM (v4L7Y)

313 She put on a few pounds since her Star Trek days.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2022 08:12 PM (63Dwl)

No blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 29, 2022 08:13 PM (vuisn)

314 There is a big difference between a few extra pounds and being 3 ax handles wide wearing a thong and thinking 'Yeah baby, I'm sexy"
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2022 08:07 PM (qj0Kx)

Exactly. We don't all have to be a size 2, but maybe being a size 22 is a bit much. And I'm sorry, letting it all hang out at that size isn't going to look cute to anyone except chubby chasers and perhaps the person's love interest/s.o. And perhaps Samoans?

I don't even really care much if people do that. It's the trying to force people to say they find it beautiful that I object to.

Ever notice the fat positive folks are all women. I think it's about trying to make hot guys find them attractive. They don't advocate on behalf of Fat guys, and from what I have seen, their leaders don't date or marry fat guys.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 29, 2022 08:14 PM (rF64X)

315 That morons, was my feeble attempt at cruelty.
2/10?
I'm not quite the wordsmith you guys are.

Posted by: Bosk at July 29, 2022 08:15 PM (v4L7Y)

316 do not believe that for a second! And yes, office working contributes to lack of exercise, sadly. So do bad knees, bad backs, etc. Eat healthy food, exercise when you can; not everyone is cut out for the Ace Gainzz twenty one day fast!
Posted by: Moki at July 29, 2022 08:11 PM (JrN/x)

Thanks, Moki! This week has been rough at work but I plan to resume working out this weekend.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 29, 2022 08:17 PM (rF64X)

317 Fructose, emulsifiers, reduced fat, simple carbs, a culture of snacking, lots of sweet drinks, reduction in meats, reduction in actual veggies with fiber, the food pyramid, and pushing grain and starch based foods to offset the costs of meat, dairy and fresh vegetables.
________________

You left out sitting around, video games replacing active sports, and general indolence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 29, 2022 08:17 PM (YqDXo)

318 I've lately begun watching first time reaction videos on youtube, where people, oftentimes Millennials, are watching older movies for the first time. I've seen about a half dozen or so reactions to Jaws.

Not sure what it is I find so entertaining about them, but they are a hoot to watch.
Posted by: No One of Consequence
____________________

I was 12 when I saw Jaws for the first time. Snuck into the theater. About shit my pants when that head popped out the bottom of the boat.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2022 08:18 PM (es0Dj)

319 And yes, office working contributes to lack of exercise, sadly. So do bad knees, bad backs, etc.
_____________

Bad backs RESULT from lack of exercise, as do bad knees in many cases.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 29, 2022 08:19 PM (YqDXo)

320 BRB

Heading down to the Golden Corral to cram before tomorrow's Fat Studies Exam.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 29, 2022 08:19 PM (c65W0)

321
Bad backs RESULT from lack of exercise, as do bad knees in many cases.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 29, 2022 08:19 PM (YqDXo)



Mine were due to: diving accident that broke my neck, and an ex who ran over me with his car.

Posted by: Moki at July 29, 2022 08:20 PM (JrN/x)

322
But there's also a master electrician who's something else. Under warranty, a breaker for the outlet where we plug the RV onto shore power needs upgrading to 40 amps from 20 amps. The electrician showed up, two hours late, looked at the job, said he was going to run out to get a replacement breaker... and disappeared for the rest of the day. Not even AHS can get in touch with him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2022 08:04 PM (1Nxff)

It could be he had another service call or just Alcohol, Gambling and Whores

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at July 29, 2022 08:22 PM (CJAql)

323 "What's wrong with Janet Yellen?
Erdly derp dioodly dah.
Posted by: wth "

Her voice really bugs me. It's like a really snide female Simon Bar Sinister.

Posted by: fd at July 29, 2022 08:31 PM (sn5EN)

324 >>>There is a big difference between a few extra pounds and being 3 ax handles wide wearing a thong and thinking 'Yeah baby, I'm sexy"

>This is not true. You shut your filthy mouth. We're sexy and we're comfortable in our skin.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 29, 2022 08:31 PM (0ocXn)

325 I always try and eat healthful food. Other people say they eat healthy food but I can't imagine anyone selecting sick food.
Question: how would one know i food was sick?

Posted by: Ciampino - I like being picky even pedantic at July 29, 2022 08:35 PM (qfLjt)

326 Question: how would one know i food was sick?
Posted by: Ciampino -
----------------------------

If it was green and now it's black
If it wasn't green but now it is
If it smells bad

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2022 08:39 PM (wj3Rl)

327 I'm not getting in on the tail end of these things intentionally, you know?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2022 08:41 PM (wj3Rl)

328 Try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2022 07:53 PM (ptqGC)

Tip the veal and don't forget to try your waitress. *hic*

Posted by: Ted The Swimmer Kennedy at July 29, 2022 08:54 PM (Zvtjl)

329 It wasn't so much flipping off the Republicans, it was the hoof prints she left in the grass that bothered me.

Posted by: Fritzy at July 29, 2022 09:22 PM (GgBE/)

330 Just watched a good documentary on Shania Twain. I was a huge fan so it was really interesting.. at least to me. God, she was so freaking gorgeous.. still is really.

Posted by: jewells45 at July 29, 2022 09:23 PM (nxdel)

331 Watching The Perfect Getaway (2009)

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 29, 2022 09:27 PM (gbzeC)

332 I get paid over 190$ per hour working from home with 2 kids at home. I never thought I'd be able to do it but my best friend earns over 10k a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless.
Heres what I've been doing... www.salarycash1.com

Posted by: Sarah at July 29, 2022 09:51 PM (Lzinc)

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