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Kennedy, Fox's "Cool Mom" of Cringily Shallow Boomer Libertarianism: Just Because 98% of Monkeypox-Infected People are Gay or Bisexual Men, and the Pandemic Started at Gay Orgies, Doesn't Mean You Can Tell People to Not Go to Gay Orgies, Bigot!

Ah, the "Science" of liberals.

This isn't about science, of course. It's not about avoiding disease -- it's about avoiding stigma.

And we're not allowed to say that the group which constitutes 98% of the people catching and spreading it are gay and bisexual.

And we're not allowed to say that the behavior -- hyperpromiscuity, so that one can quickly become infected with the disease from one sexual partner and then have sex with one or more sexual partners while in the infectious stage, like, for example, at a gay orgy -- which is primarily driving the spread of the disease should be stopped, at least for the period of the pandemic.

We can't even say "Stop having gay orgies, just for fifteen days to stop the spread."

No, even that's too repressive.

So we're doing a replay of the 1980s-- when we all have to pretend that a disease that primarily affects gays, and is primarily spread by gays, and is primarily spread by specifically gay sexual behavior "affects everyone" so everyone rush out and get those dental dams for when you're going down on your wife.

We're spending another ten years in Pretendistan.

And when this becomes endemic, and people get really sick, and they get sick precisely because gay "allies" like Kennedy and Marie Harf refused to be straight with their Gay Besties and tell them to cool it with the gay orgies for a few months, they'll go straight to blaming conservatives for deliberately making gays sick.

Just like they blamed Reagan for AIDS.

And not, say, leftwing mayors for refusing to shut down the bathhouses.

And not, say, gays themselves for not taking serious stock of a life-threatening disease and, yes, cooling it with the hyperpromiscuity for a few months or a year.

No -- the Endless Party must never end! If you tell gays to observe a "lockdown" on multipartner sex session that's like PUTTING ANNE FRANK IN THE ATTIC ALL OVER AGAIN!

Say, quick question for you, Kennedy, Marie Harf, and Brad Polumbo:

If straights are also having straight orgies, tell me, where are all the straights infected with monkeypox?

Straights outnumber gays 19:1 so if straights are having orgies and hyperpromiscuous sex at anywhere near the same levels as gays, the numbers of straights infect with monkeypox should absolutely dwarf the number of gays infected with it.

But they don't, because they're not.

You're lying, as usual, because we always have to lie for the benefit of Protected Leftwing Constituencies.

But you're not protecting them. You're making them sick, because you're denying them the actual honest and frank discussion about gay sexual behaviors and the strong, strong, strong linkage to monkeypox infection that gays, and gays especially, and frankly, gays only need to hear.

In case you don't know, Brad Polumbo is a Koch-funded gay "libertarian" who is actually just another left-liberal being pushed as yet another fake righty. He's being funded to run a site called "BASED Politics," which is a joke, because everything about him is Social Justice Warrior language policing and hysterical Bigot! shrieking.

Yeah, real Based.

Another Koch operative designed to undermine actual conservatism.

Kennedy, who's such all "ally" to her Gay Besties that she's going to hold them down and whisper pleasing banalities in their ears while random men inject them with monkeypox, decided to snark at Sean Davis for bringing up the inconvenient Gay-Unfriendly truth:


Sean Davis
@seanmdav

Ned is 100% correct: if you spend your time going to gay orgies, you are waaaaaaaay more likely to get monkeypox than someone who doesn’t go to gay orgies.

Kennedy
@KennedyNation

You know this from experience Sean?

Shut up, dummy, and tell me when David Lee Roth's new single is coming out.

By the way, dare I even guess at how enthusiastic Kennedy was about forced masking, vaccinations, and lockdowns? I'm not sure and Twitter won't let me search-- it directs all of my searches to the HHS for the "real" facts -- but I have my suspicions.

Even Canada -- yes, even leftwing Canada, whose government will punish you if you don't use trans people's preferred pronouns -- is now advising gay men to slow down on accumulating sex partners like they were Pogs.

Teresa Tam is Canada's chief public health officer, and, according to "Cool Mom" and cringy Boomer Libertarian Kennedy, a bigot who just wants to rain on her Gay Besties' good times.

canadateresatam.jpg

Men who have sex with men should practise safe sex and reduce their number of partners to limit the spread of monkeypox in Canada, Dr. Theresa Tam advised Wednesday.

...


Less than one per cent of national cases involve women or people under the age of 20.

Monkeypox is circulating among men who have intimate contact with other men, Tam said, and while anyone can be infected, targeted public health measures for gay and bisexual men are needed.

What a bigoted right-wing kook. Imagine concluding, on no better basis that almost everyone who has monkeypox is a gay or bisexual man, that this is a disease spread by gay and bisexual sexual behaviors.

What kind of dark age primitive thinking is that? Doesn't she know that we now have The Science (TM) that allows us to throw away all actual evidence and just make pronouncements based upon what our politics are and what groups we wish to validate and promote above others?!?!

Also a bigot: Buzzfeed's gay LGBT reporter, who wrote up a story that WHO is also recommending that maybe gays take a break from the Endless Party of multiple sex partners a month during this monkeypox outbreak.

whoguidance.jpg

But Kennedy says that this is bigotry and that anyone can get monkeypox.

Sure -- anyone living the gay male sexual lifestyle.

But I'm guessing that's mostly going to be gay males.

What's your guess, Kennedy? What's The Science (TM) say on that?

buzzfeedgaystigma.jpg

Update: Whoops, it appears that the WHO has been pressured by the Gay Lobby, and has reversed itself

By the way, if they're going to change the name of monkeypox, Tucker wants to be part of the conversation as far as name replacements.

His favorite possibility: "Schlong covid."

Posted by: Ace at 01:13 PM




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1 WHOA!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at July 28, 2022 01:13 PM (fI5MT)

2 I like the name Schlong Covid and Rhesus Penis...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at July 28, 2022 01:13 PM (fI5MT)

3 Homo Hemorrhoids.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at July 28, 2022 01:14 PM (fI5MT)

4 How will above-average deaths affect the economic numbers?

Posted by: Catherine at July 28, 2022 01:14 PM (ZSsrh)

5 I never thought she was very cute.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 28, 2022 01:14 PM (LvTSG)

6 Top ten!

Posted by: Squid at July 28, 2022 01:14 PM (wgw4H)

7 Kennedy, Fox's "Cool Mom" of Cringily Shallow Boomer Libertarianism: Just Because 98% of Monkeypox-Infected People are Gay or Bisexual Men, and the Pandemic Started at Gay Orgies, Doesn't Mean You Can Tell People to Not Go to Gay Orgies, Bigot!

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Okay.

Gay people, have at it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 28, 2022 01:14 PM (LvTSG)

8
Kennedy doesn't even look human in that screengrab.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2022 01:15 PM (hWIGf)

9 WHO also reversed course in the last hour recommending a sex ban.

Posted by: Squid at July 28, 2022 01:15 PM (wgw4H)

10 We want Free Speech.
They want "REEEE!" speech.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2022 01:15 PM (ynpvh)

11 The ban was not specific to the poofter community.

Posted by: Squid at July 28, 2022 01:16 PM (wgw4H)

12 Nothing is as holy as butt sex. Except, maybe, killing children before they're born.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 28, 2022 01:16 PM (V6f9+)

13 An America where they can't be anally penetrated by 25 strangers on a typical Friday night is an America where they don't want to live.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2022 01:16 PM (guGkK)

14 And, mentally, was picturing 'Kennedy' from MTV.
I was likewise not a fan of her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 28, 2022 01:16 PM (V6f9+)

15 One of the reasons male homosexuals creep people out it specifically because they are more likely to spread disease.

In "removing the stigma" about male homosexuality the FNM/Left is trying to remove the ancient instinct to protect from disease.

This is out of the things Haidt mentions in passing, where leftist seem to suppress the normal human emotion of disgust for things like this.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2022 01:17 PM (ESjRY)

16 So, it's all white women pushing the idea that gays shouldn't stop having gay orgies?

Can gays realize that awfulness of AWFLs, please?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 28, 2022 01:17 PM (LvTSG)

17 Any Republican officeholders going for a two week closure of gay bathhouses/clubs to "flatten the curve?" No? Of course not.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2022 01:17 PM (ESjRY)

18 Liberaltarian.

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 01:17 PM (krQz2)

19 Never trust anyone named Kennedy.

Also, she's solidly Gen X, got her start on MTV back in the 90's.

She was much loathed back then. Glad to see our instincts were spot on.

Posted by: The Fool at July 28, 2022 01:18 PM (1dzqn)

20 You're lying, as usual, because we always have to lie for the benefit of Protected Leftwing Constituencies.

But you're not protecting them. You're making them sick, because you're denying them the actual honest and frank discussion about gay sexual behaviors and the strong, strong, strong linkage to monkeypox infection that gays, and gays especially, and frankly, gays only need to hear.

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Protecting their psyches at the expense of their bodies, but hey, it's all good. Their bodies will cured by medicine and science and billions of dollars of public and NGO money over the next 30 years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2022 01:18 PM (WWh8n)

21 17 Any Republican officeholders going for a two week closure of gay bathhouses/clubs to "flatten the curve?" No? Of course not.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2022 01:17 PM (ESjRY)

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To be completely fair, it's not a Republican constituency.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 28, 2022 01:18 PM (LvTSG)

22 And stop calling them "orgies." They're Freedom Conferences!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2022 01:18 PM (guGkK)

23 We're spending another ten years in Pretendistan.

-------

That tracks since we are being ruled by a Pretendident. [h/t some Moron recently whom I can't recall]

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 28, 2022 01:18 PM (QbCrG)

24 "Doesn't Mean You Can Tell People to Not Go to Gay Orgies"

NEVER split an infinitive when instructing gay orgiasts! Thought everybody knew that.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at July 28, 2022 01:18 PM (qpX6U)

25 Poofter Pox

Posted by: Squid at July 28, 2022 01:18 PM (wgw4H)

26 Did somebody say gay orgies?

Posted by: Mayo Pete at July 28, 2022 01:19 PM (v0R5T)

27 The kneejerk "never question or criticize the queers" reaction of so many people is baffling to me. YOU BIGOT HOW DARE YOU POINT OUT THAT ANAL SEX IS AN INHERENTLY UNCLEAN HEALTH RISK!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2022 01:19 PM (Ivdso)

28 They want to rename the disease because calling it Monkey, the original reservoir of the disease is somehow Racist. Now that the disease is suddenly affecting Wypipo? Monkey Pox is straight out.

How about naming it after its primary method of spread in Western Europe and North America?

Orgy Pox

Posted by: rd at July 28, 2022 01:19 PM (Z32m1)

29
Gee, I wonder how Provincetown is doing right now.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2022 01:19 PM (hWIGf)

30 Shlong Covid, lmao...

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at July 28, 2022 01:19 PM (53oGX)

31 That's not shit on my upper lip, I forgot to shave!

Posted by: Mayo Pete at July 28, 2022 01:19 PM (v0R5T)

32 WHY DOES KENNEDY HATE AND WANT MOAR DEAD GAYS?!?!?!

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 28, 2022 01:19 PM (QbCrG)

33 Did somebody say gay orgies?
Posted by: Mayo Pete at July 28, 2022 01:19 PM (v0R5T)



Do your fountain trick, Pete!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2022 01:19 PM (guGkK)

34 27 The kneejerk "never question or criticize the queers" reaction of so many people is baffling to me. YOU BIGOT HOW DARE YOU POINT OUT THAT ANAL SEX IS AN INHERENTLY UNCLEAN HEALTH RISK!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2022 01:19 PM (Ivdso)

=========

"That's right, girlfriend."
-Bottom after having spent an hour cleaning out his butthole before an orgy

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 28, 2022 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

35 Out: Orgies

In: Multi-threaded, High speed DNA transfers.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2022 01:19 PM (ESjRY)

36 @KennedyNation
You know this from experience Sean?

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I don't need the experience to know this, and as a result this response is completely idiotic. I don't need to experience space flight to understand that the g-forces involved and other physical stresses mean I shouldn't attempt to go to space. How do I know this without experiencing it? Data, math and statistics.

Same thing here, and she knows it. This is asinine stupidity masquerading as a hot take.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2022 01:20 PM (WWh8n)

37 No stigma need attach directly to having or getting monkeypox BUT society would be healthier on many, many levels if we could even mildly stigmatize men going to gay orgies in general (monkeypox risk or no). But we're well past that point it seems. "Whatever consenting adults do..." etc.

Posted by: Match Checksout at July 28, 2022 01:20 PM (IK4m/)

38 >>> 13 An America where they can't be anally penetrated by 25 strangers on a typical Friday night is an America where they don't want to live.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2022 01:16 PM (guGkK)

Heh. I remember zombie's comments about certain craigslist ads in San Francisco....

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 28, 2022 01:20 PM (llON8)

39 She was much loathed back then

That's mostly because when she was on, Martha Stewart wasn't.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2022 01:20 PM (Ivdso)

40 She’s the MTV Kennedy? Woof!

Posted by: Squid at July 28, 2022 01:20 PM (wgw4H)

41 Pox of the Monkey.


The virus will expand beyond its original vector of male homo sex.

Posted by: davidt at July 28, 2022 01:20 PM (oTZbj)

42 Kennedy was never very bright.

Schlong Covid - that's good!

I like BidenPox personally.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2022 01:20 PM (w0NJk)

43
August will be Pry-d From Your Boyfriend's Fag Ass month.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2022 01:20 PM (hWIGf)

44 Silly question, but when you think about it, aren't all orgies, by definition, at least a little bit gay?

Posted by: The Fool at July 28, 2022 01:20 PM (1dzqn)

45 Oath keepers are complaining about jail, say the other inmates don't like them and throw shit at them

Posted by: Paul at July 28, 2022 01:20 PM (6Zhup)

46 22 And stop calling them "orgies." They're Freedom Conferences!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2022 01:18 PM (guGkK)

Yup. There are engaging in intercourse...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2022 01:20 PM (ynpvh)

47 Mayor Pete Pox?

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at July 28, 2022 01:21 PM (53oGX)

48 I'm tanned, rested, and *ready*!

Posted by: #TwoWeeks to flatten the curve at July 28, 2022 01:21 PM (a3Q+t)

49 "Comments from women telling me to 'do better' and "stop perpetuating this narrative' "

Well, when your proclivities place you as potential rivals in the harem fights, you shouldn't be surprised when the women try to convince you to destroy yourselves.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 28, 2022 01:21 PM (Kgfzk)

50 I do like 'Schlong Covid'. Whoever Tucker's writers are, they deserve kudos.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 28, 2022 01:21 PM (V6f9+)

51 46 22 And stop calling them "orgies." They're Freedom Conferences!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2022 01:18 PM (guGkK)

Yup. There are engaging in intercourse...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2022 01:20 PM (ynpvh)

A congress of intercourse.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2022 01:21 PM (ynpvh)

52 I'm not 'frequenting' bathhouses, I'm doing research! Science-y research!

Posted by: Doktor Anthony Fauci at July 28, 2022 01:21 PM (GMLOL)

53 Old and Busted: What does marriage equality even have to do with you h8ter?

New Hotness: We are going to have to shut down everything in the country outside of gay bathhouses to stop Pride Pox

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2022 01:21 PM (ESjRY)

54 40 She’s the MTV Kennedy? Woof!

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Better than being the Chappaquiddick Kennedy.

Posted by: The Fool at July 28, 2022 01:21 PM (1dzqn)

55 So soon after pride Month?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at July 28, 2022 01:21 PM (ARwXL)

56 Theresa Tam is a dude by the way.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 28, 2022 01:21 PM (OgrpQ)

57 Stigmatized for stupid, reckless and irrational behavior seems okay to me. I am stigmatized for being a Christian and a conservative and living in a small town.

Posted by: huerfano at July 28, 2022 01:21 PM (dTFZY)

58 Orgies period, of any manner, are a really bad idea both morally and from a health perspective. Why this has to argued to anyone baffles me utterly. Its as self evident as "don't stick your hand down the garbage disposal" (that's the thing in your sink that grinds up stuff so it goes down the drain better, Occasional Cortex).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2022 01:22 PM (Ivdso)

59 Funny thing is they could stop having gay orgies for like, 3 months, and monkeypox would go away and they could go right back to having gay orgies again.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2022 01:22 PM (UuD2k)

60 Doesn't "monkeypox" have a standard name? Like a blahblahblahtervirus or whatever?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2022 01:22 PM (PBRq9)

61
I guess it's okay for her to Fag-Shame Sean Davis, right?

Fox Fake News is okay with Fag Shaming people?

Talk about "stigma."
This dumb cunt "kennedy" is fag-shaming people on twitter who disagree with her.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2022 01:22 PM (hWIGf)

62 Silly question, but when you think about it, aren't all orgies, by definition, at least a little bit gay

Penises =

Penises > 1: Yes

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2022 01:22 PM (ESjRY)

63 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 28, 2022 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

64 >>>56 Theresa Tam is a dude by the way.


really?

Posted by: ace at July 28, 2022 01:22 PM (B3oWe)

65 Wow minx ate my math!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2022 01:22 PM (ESjRY)

66 Why are the authorities and the criminal media insisting on saying men who have sex with men?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 28, 2022 01:22 PM (eGTCV)

67 This post needs a picture of Freddie Mercury in a tight wifebeater shirt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2022 01:22 PM (guGkK)

68 This is what happens when you consider activities "equal".

Before we all got to decide how worthwhile we thought an activity was.

• "Marriage ain't worth it, bro."

• "Losers go to church."

Now, activities define "types" of people. And to denigrate a definitive activity, is akin to ranking people.

I mean if someone picks their nose at a job interview, do we really want to bring Holy Hell to "nose-picker shaming!" ?

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 01:22 PM (krQz2)

69 Monkey Pox is a STD. End of story.

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2022 01:23 PM (3PcYn)

70 I like BidenPox personally.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2022 01:20 PM (w0NJk)

Mayor Pete Pox?
Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at July 28, 2022 01:21 PM (53oGX)
........

Barry Pox?

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2022 01:23 PM (v0R5T)

71 It's not a plague, it's not a virus, it's STD.

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2022 01:23 PM (3PcYn)

72 59 Funny thing is they could stop having gay orgies for like, 3 months, and monkeypox would go away and they could go right back to having gay orgies again.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2022 01:22 PM (UuD2k)

3 months! but I'm on paternity leave!

Posted by: Mayor Pete of Transportation at July 28, 2022 01:23 PM (53oGX)

73 The virus will expand beyond its original vector of male homo sex.

Rapidly. Feature, not bug. Now eat your bugs.

Posted by: WEF at July 28, 2022 01:23 PM (Q14hI)

74 If you take 40 rando dicks every weekend you got all kinds of problems

Posted by: NCKate at July 28, 2022 01:23 PM (2oJif)

75 What is sad is Kennedy sitting at the leg chair, where Judge Pirrino, at age 71, does a better job.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 28, 2022 01:24 PM (lz5hY)

76 A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when Donald Trump loses his.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2022 01:24 PM (yOjJe)

77 You just know she gets Jiggy with her kids friends.

Posted by: whatchulookinat at July 28, 2022 01:24 PM (fiQ0w)

78 The thing that's magnificent about Kennedy's retort to Sean Davis is that it basically amounts to: "Shut up, fag." People who advocate for gays sure do say some awfully anti-gay things.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 28, 2022 01:24 PM (ppBhU)

79 Homorhoids

Posted by: unknown at July 28, 2022 01:24 PM (wKi1F)

80 Funny thing is they could stop having gay orgies for like, 3 months, and monkeypox would go away and they could go right back to having gay orgies again.

The guy that wrote about getting it at an orgy on twitter said something to the effect of "we had to go like a year without orgies due to COVID and now we need to catch back up"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2022 01:24 PM (ESjRY)

81 By the way, dare I even guess at how enthusiastic Kennedy was about forced masking, vaccinations, and lockdowns? I'm not sure and Twitter won't let me search-- it directs all of my searches to the HHS for the "real" facts -- but I have my suspicions.
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This - regardless of Kennedy's position on the matter - is what *really* pisses me off. A new flu-like illness justified shutting down the entire economy and plunging us into a global recession, global financial crisis, global energy crisis, likely famine and inviting new outbreaks of war, but a resurgent illness that targets a specific (highly-connected and culturally-powerful) group does *not* justify shutting down a single orgy venue or monitoring social media for high-risk activity and putting a warning on the screen that the subject is high-risk activity and encouraging against it. It certainly - and again unlike that new flu-like illness - doesn't justify quarantine.

These people can take their absurd and appalling double standards and cram it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2022 01:24 PM (WWh8n)

82 hey everybody, everybody has an equal chance of getting monkeypox, so cancel Date Night with your wives until further notice

Posted by: The CDC at July 28, 2022 01:24 PM (B3oWe)

83

At least it wasn't Kat Timpf!

Posted by: Zettai at July 28, 2022 01:24 PM (2HgxZ)

84 15 “partners” in three months….that’s a lot of self hate.

Posted by: 7man at July 28, 2022 01:25 PM (qwO6y)

85 The good thing about monkeypox is one only needs to socially distance for, oh say 5-7 inches, not six feet.

Posted by: unknown at July 28, 2022 01:25 PM (wKi1F)

86 Love Blisters.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at July 28, 2022 01:25 PM (qpX6U)

87 The solution is clear: we have to lock down the economy. Everyone but Essential Gays must stay six feet apart.

Posted by: t-bird at July 28, 2022 01:25 PM (Q14hI)

88 If you take 40 rando dicks every weekend you got all kinds of problems

39 is ok though right? Asking for, um, a friend

Posted by: Pete Bootyjizz at July 28, 2022 01:25 PM (ESjRY)

89 I still marvel at how such a relatively miniscule slice of our population seized total control of what sense of propriety and morality we had remaining. And once again, it succeeds with nary an objection.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 28, 2022 01:25 PM (Xrfse)

90 Silly question, but when you think about it, aren't all orgies, by definition, at least a little bit gay?
Posted by: The Fool at July 28, 2022 01:20 PM (1dzqn)
........

Not if you don't look at the other guys penises.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2022 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

91 60 Doesn't "monkeypox" have a standard name? Like a blahblahblahtervirus or whatever?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2022 01:22 PM (PBRq9)

Type of Variola virus, according to the intertubes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2022 01:25 PM (ynpvh)

92 Saying that monkeybuttpox is spread in the gay community via buttsecks is NOT bigoted.

I fucking HATE what they've done to society.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 28, 2022 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

93 80
The guy that wrote about getting it at an orgy on twitter said something to the effect of "we had to go like a year without orgies due to COVID and now we need to catch back up"
Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2022 01:24 PM (ESjRY)

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Covid taught me that we can lock people in their homes preventatively. I say we take all the gay men of NYC and lock them into a large gymnasium for public health reasons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 28, 2022 01:25 PM (LvTSG)

94 I like Schlong Covid.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2022 01:25 PM (NpAcC)

95 it's literally the 80s AIDS bullshit again

Posted by: ace at July 28, 2022 01:25 PM (B3oWe)

96 People who advocate for gays sure do say some awfully anti-gay things.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

They are only advocating for their own perceived virtue in the misguided church of leftism.

Posted by: She Hobbit (stiffly) at July 28, 2022 01:26 PM (ftFVW)

97 >>>I like Schlong Covid.

garrett?

Posted by: ace at July 28, 2022 01:26 PM (B3oWe)

98 This is exactly the same asinine reaction to AIDS as those of us over 29 recall: its not a homosexual disease, normal people are super at risk! Stop saying that there needs to be restrictions and shutdowns of homosexual hookup sites!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2022 01:26 PM (Ivdso)

99 I don't understand the pathology or motivation behind the 38/7 club people. Taking 40 dicks a week cannot be enjoyable. It can't be fun. Is it the "pride of accomplishment" thing?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2022 01:26 PM (WWh8n)

100 Put me long as +1 on schlongs

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 28, 2022 01:26 PM (ESjRY)

101 Homo-roids ... that's good

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2022 01:26 PM (w0NJk)

102 These people just can't not stop buttfucking each other.

I would probably pound Kennedy, though.
Just to try and shut her up

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 28, 2022 01:26 PM (ufFY8)

103 I wonder what these people would be telling everyone if disease was spread by prayer, church and singing.

Just kidding. No need to wonder. They already told us.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2022 01:26 PM (yOjJe)

104 These people can take their absurd and appalling double standards and cram it.

That needs to be shouted from the rooftops. Again...and again...and again.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 28, 2022 01:26 PM (Xrfse)

105 I remember Kennedy showing up on G. Gordon Liddy’s radio show in the mid 90s.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 28, 2022 01:27 PM (iXjtm)

106

Are we at the fake "backlash" stage of this farce, yet?

You know, when we'll hear "tales" of fake stories of queers being harassed for spreading their gay disease?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2022 01:27 PM (hWIGf)

107 Are there hetero orgies? Yes, there are. I went to two of them. A girl brought me there who was into that shit. You will probably not be surprised that it was mostly Europeans. I did not participate. I wanted to try it -- I'll try almost anything once -- but just couldn't do it. Too weird and sleazy, even for me.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 28, 2022 01:27 PM (iFTx/)

108 No orgies, during pride month!

Posted by: Mayor Pete of Transportation at July 28, 2022 01:27 PM (53oGX)

109 99 I don't understand the pathology or motivation behind the 38/7 club people. Taking 40 dicks a week cannot be enjoyable. It can't be fun. Is it the "pride of accomplishment" thing?


recreational drugs HAVE to be involved right?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2022 01:27 PM (w0NJk)

110
So, no, especially in times where you can get a virulent disease from it, anal sex, is not worth it.

You can call me a "bigot", but I'll call you stupid.

There is no "opportunity cost" to my being white. On speculation, I do not know that I would be the me complaining about my skin color were one of my genes changed.

There's no opportunity cost (to consider) for any of the physical traits that I had *no* control over.

Discretionary--or craved--behavior is NOT the same thing.

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 01:27 PM (krQz2)

111 Fox would fire Kennedy if she wasn't so damn good looking

they fired Trish, cuz she ugly

Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2022 01:27 PM (us2H3)

112 62 Silly question, but when you think about it, aren't all orgies, by definition, at least a little bit gay

Penises =

Penises > 1: Yes

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2022 01:22 PM (ESjRY)

by definition, a circle jerk with an odd number of members must have at least one gay interaction...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2022 01:27 PM (ynpvh)

113 When a redneck says he is going "mudding", he goes outside and fires up his lifted 4x4 v8 truck.

When a gay guy says he is going "mudding", he's about to get the monkey pox or some other STD.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 28, 2022 01:27 PM (N39Ws)

114 Another wonderful gift to society from the rainbow community.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 28, 2022 01:27 PM (H8QX8)

115 65 Wow minx ate my math!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2022 01:22 PM (ESjRY)

What is minx the new gender term for?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2022 01:28 PM (ynpvh)

116 Monkeypox spread map has Texas as DEEP RED in color for INFECTIONS!!!!!!!! with 109 cases.

109.

I hate what they've done to society.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 28, 2022 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

117 >>> 99 I don't understand the pathology or motivation behind the 38/7 club people. Taking 40 dicks a week cannot be enjoyable. It can't be fun. Is it the "pride of accomplishment" thing?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2022 01:26 PM (WWh8n)

addicts gotta addict.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 28, 2022 01:28 PM (llON8)

118 Orgypox is the best name for it. I mean you don't need to go to an orgy to get it or spread it, but that's the main vector right now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2022 01:28 PM (Ivdso)

119 LOL, I went in for a routine physical (in person) and a staffer asked me a bunch of questions, the usual, do I smoke, how many drinks per week, do I exercise, etc. Then she asks "Do you have any persistent eruptions?" which I heard as "Do you have any persistent erections?".
"Um, no, they go away just fine".

Posted by: gourmand du jour, geting hungry at July 28, 2022 01:28 PM (jTmQV)

120 How can anyone still walk after a gay orgie?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 28, 2022 01:28 PM (eGTCV)

121

If this epidemic continues the fashion, hospitality, and entertainment industries will be utterly devastated...

Posted by: Zettai at July 28, 2022 01:29 PM (2HgxZ)

122 I’m so tired of Big Gay.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 28, 2022 01:29 PM (iXjtm)

123 Fox News is a tired shambles of a fake news network excepting Tucker.

Haven't watched them since 2007 and my life is much better for that.
PS, I don't care about missing Tucker because he is about a year behind the morons here about knowing what time it is.

Posted by: whig at July 28, 2022 01:29 PM (CXr4y)

124 9 I don't understand the pathology or motivation behind the 38/7 club people. Taking 40 dicks a week cannot be enjoyable. It can't be fun. Is it the "pride of accomplishment" thing?


It does require superb organizational skills.

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 28, 2022 01:29 PM (guGkK)

125 Are there hetero orgies? Yes, there are. I went to two of them

So...is it like you are having sex with a woman and then to your left and right are also guys having sex with another woman or is it more you are supposed to turn your girlfriend into a chinese finger puzzle with the guy next to you.

Posted by: Obligatory at July 28, 2022 01:29 PM (ESjRY)

126
We'll hear "tales" of "rocks" being thrown through "gay-owned" store windows. And "vandalism" on "gay-owned" stuff.

"Backlash" created by, of course, Republicans and Fox News.

Democrats will turn this into Cudgel and hit us with it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2022 01:29 PM (hWIGf)

127 If the dude's cocks would drop off I'd bet there'd be more interest in "stopping the dropping."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 28, 2022 01:29 PM (BFigT)

128 Penises =

Penises > 1: Yes

---------------

But lesbians are "gay" too -- in the sense that they are "homosexual," since "homosexual" means "of the same sex," and gay = homosexual.

So, even if Penises = 1, if Vaginas >1 and total Penises+Vaginas > 2, then we're still talking a gay orgy.

Do threesomes count as orgies?

Anyone got a copy of Robert's Rules handy?

Posted by: The Fool at July 28, 2022 01:29 PM (1dzqn)

129 So we're doing a replay of the 1980s-- when we all have to pretend that a disease that primarily affects gays, and is primarily spread by gays, and is primarily spread by specifically gay sexual behavior "affects everyone" so everyone rush out and get those dental dams for when you're going down on your wife.

You know what else we're doing? Replaying the whole Blessed Matthew Shepard lie that gays are at risk every day, when the truth is that American gays are probably the most cosseted, protected and coddled demographic in the world.

Burning Times can't come soon enough.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2022 01:29 PM (AW0uW)

130 Will this convince the pride people a little humility might be in order?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 28, 2022 01:29 PM (eGTCV)

131 95 it's literally the 80s AIDS bullshit again
Posted by: ace at July 28, 2022 01:25 PM (B3oWe)

So we're going to get another HBO movie in the vein of "And The Band Played On" where gay sechs is depicted as just as normie as hetero sechs and the real culprit behind the epidemic are the blood banks.

Is Magneto's actor going to show up again too in that?

Posted by: Thrawn at July 28, 2022 01:29 PM (Rl7KJ)

132 Going to church right now proves your selfishness, not your faith

Posted by: Yesterday's Headlines Today! at July 28, 2022 01:29 PM (yOjJe)

133 How can anyone still walk after a gay orgie?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 28, 2022 01:28 PM (eGTCV)

--------------
I would bet they're on their hands and knees afterwards. Just like they were during most of the orgy itself.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 28, 2022 01:29 PM (TNyrE)

134 David Mack is probably trying to figure out why "mansplaining" involves so many women.

Posted by: Wally at July 28, 2022 01:30 PM (FJYfm)

135 addicts gotta addict.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 28, 2022 01:28 PM (llON

Addicts gotta addick. Hope you don’t mind the edick

Posted by: 7man at July 28, 2022 01:30 PM (qwO6y)

136 The PA department of health, in their bulletin to physicians, won't even mention the homo angle to monkeypox. Just watch for people with sores who were within 6 feet of an infected person for 3 hours, or engaged in "cuddling".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 28, 2022 01:30 PM (eC4Tv)

137 I don't understand the pathology or motivation behind the 38/7 club people

If you define your life and persona by where you stick your weenie, that's going to warp your entire worldview and behavior. I can't give statistics but I get the sense that the percentage of homosexuals for whom their sexual proclivities are restricted to "its just who I like to sex" and not dominant to their entire life is an extremely small number.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2022 01:30 PM (Ivdso)

138 It's really getting on my nerves that facts don't matter anymore.

Posted by: DJ at July 28, 2022 01:30 PM (O3/K+)

139 You'd think the gay orgies would decline of their own accord.

I mean, I think I'd find it hard to maintain form with the constant nagging thought in the back of my mind "does he have the pox?"

Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 28, 2022 01:30 PM (vcv8B)

140 "Men who have sex with men..."

This is weird, almost like birthing people. Has gay been memory-holed? A lifestyle that dare not be mentioned"? But then it comes back when a lefty wants to use it.


The speech codes are very confusing

Posted by: Ripley at July 28, 2022 01:30 PM (MxEKc)

141 102 These people just can't not stop buttfucking each other.

I would probably pound Kennedy, though.
Just to try and shut her up

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 28, 2022 01:26 PM (ufFY

choosing the right hole helps.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2022 01:30 PM (ynpvh)

142
But lesbians are "gay" too -- in the sense that they are "homosexual," since "homosexual" means "of the same sex," and gay = homosexual.


Meh, real lesbians don't even have sex with each other.

Posted by: Obligatory at July 28, 2022 01:30 PM (ESjRY)

143 Ace, David Lee Roth's new single came out yesterday.
https://youtu.be/G4NPzKFya80

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 28, 2022 01:30 PM (xPl2J)

144 The chances of a heterosexual human getting the homosexual pox is extremely small, unless you happen to get bloody spit in the mouth from an infected homosexual male.

It's science.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 28, 2022 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

145 ------------------
In a state where 84% of people say they’re Christian, convincing them to show concern and compassion for others shouldn’t be a hard sell. However, nearly all the opposition to the governor’s emergency orders has come from conservative Christians (some evangelical, some Catholic) who have elevated the so-called right of the individual not to be mildly inconvenienced over the public good of fewer deaths. We’ve heard theologically flimsy arguments against crowd restrictions, vaccinations and masks, all which suggest a belief that Christianity requires not neighborliness, but a selfish disregard for the well being of others.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2022 01:30 PM (yOjJe)

146 One of my coworkers asked us a casual question about monkeypox. I admit I didn't quite want to answer him, not because I thought he'd punish me, but because I would probably tell him something that could conceivably get me in trouble with HR...

That's where we are now. I can't say something objectively true because I might get fired.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 28, 2022 01:30 PM (YIVH2)

147 I don't have and probably won't get schlong covid because...

...I hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Finally Correct Phrasing at July 28, 2022 01:31 PM (LaNzR)

148 "it's literally the 80s AIDS bullshit again"

Well, we haven't reached the "Angels in America" stage yet.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at July 28, 2022 01:31 PM (qpX6U)

149 "If you tell gays to observe a "lockdown" on multipartner sex session that's like PUTTING ANNE FRANK IN THE ATTIC ALL OVER AGAIN!"



Maybe change it to Barney Frank in the attic.

Posted by: Wally at July 28, 2022 01:31 PM (FJYfm)

150 really?

Posted by: ace at July 28, 2022 01:22 PM (B3oWe)

The point was brought up just as COVID broke out. Since then, everything about her has been scrubbed.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 28, 2022 01:31 PM (OgrpQ)

151 "I mean, I think I'd find it hard to maintain form with the constant nagging thought in the back of my mind "does he have the pox?""

That's never stopped them before.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 28, 2022 01:31 PM (Kgfzk)

152 As far as MTV chicks go, Martha Quinn was cute, as I recall,

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 28, 2022 01:31 PM (iXjtm)

153 I notice they keep talking about changing the name from "monkey pox" but no one actually changes it. What's up with that?

Posted by: Emmie at July 28, 2022 01:31 PM (t62xj)

154 >>> 129
==
You know what else we're doing? Replaying the whole Blessed Matthew Shepard lie that gays are at risk every day, when the truth is that American gays are probably the most cosseted, protected and coddled demographic in the world.

Burning Times can't come soon enough.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2022 01:29 PM (AW0uW)

Wasn't it a gay dude reporter who researched and found the two murderers were drug dealers along *with* Shepard and the motive was some argument over money?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 28, 2022 01:31 PM (llON8)

155 I guess "Don't Say Gay" is acceptable now.

Posted by: Jim Rose at July 28, 2022 01:31 PM (VFl7m)

156 I wonder what these people would be telling everyone if disease was spread by prayer, church and singing.

Just kidding. No need to wonder. They already told us.
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2022 01:26 PM (yOjJe)
---
Well, as Governor Cullmo said, "The disease is Death".

Monkeypox is an outbreak, that I've heard.

So there would be a bigger cost to spreading Covid than MPox. But that consideration all goes out the window if they're talking about fucking shutting us down for MPox. (Which they have, sort of).

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 01:31 PM (krQz2)

157 107 Are there hetero orgies? Yes, there are. I went to two of them. A girl brought me there who was into that shit. You will probably not be surprised that it was mostly Europeans. I did not participate. I wanted to try it -- I'll try almost anything once -- but just couldn't do it. Too weird and sleazy, even for me.

Posted by: Elric Blade
------------------------
You were warned not to go by Three Dog Night--'Momma Told Me Not to Come' written by Randy Newman.

Posted by: whig at July 28, 2022 01:31 PM (CXr4y)

158 because he is about a year behind the morons here about knowing what time it is.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2022 01:29 PM


Does anyone really know what time it is?

Posted by: Chicago at July 28, 2022 01:31 PM (a3Q+t)

159 Maybe I am oversensitive and prudish, but having nakey sex next to another guy just feels a bit queer to me and something I would not enjoy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2022 01:31 PM (Ivdso)

160 The fakery is working. I was with a girl last night who is not political. She is smart and reasonably well-read and -informed. MP came up. She correctly recognized that it's "not an STD," but then proceeded to say it wasn't a "gay orgy disease" and can be spread by handshakes. While I said that anything is conceivably possible, MP is not spread by handshakes. It's spread by more intimate conduct and almost exclusively VERY intimate conduct involving multiple people.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 28, 2022 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

161 120 How can anyone still walk after a gay orgie?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 28, 2022 01:28 PM (eGTCV)

Or talk?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2022 01:31 PM (ynpvh)

162 recreational drugs HAVE to be involved right?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2022 01:27 PM (w0NJk)

Lots of drugs are involved. Then lots of drugs to cover up the physical and mental damage. It's drugs all the way down.

Posted by: WiNO - Marriage Amendment Now at July 28, 2022 01:32 PM (rv6Rv)

163 139 You'd think the gay orgies would decline of their own accord.


again, I suspect the causal effect of recreational drug use

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2022 01:32 PM (w0NJk)

164 ...I hate fucking monkeys.


Was it something we did?

Posted by: Davy Jones at July 28, 2022 01:32 PM (ESjRY)

165 I know I've said this before, but David Lee Roth put out a Bluegrass album called "Strumming with the Devil".

It is every kind of awful you can imagine.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2022 01:32 PM (UuD2k)

166 "Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 28, 2022 01:32 PM (V6f9+)

167 Can't wait for tonight. Tucker will read the best tweets that he received for Monkeypox's new name.
He should also do Recession.
Schlongcession... because we're all getting screwed.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2022 01:32 PM (NpAcC)

168 136 The PA department of health, in their bulletin to physicians, won't even mention the homo angle to monkeypox. Just watch for people with sores who were within 6 feet of an infected person for 3 hours, or engaged in "cuddling".
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 28, 2022 01:30 PM (eC4Tv)

Yay, no more cuddling!

Posted by: Thrawn at July 28, 2022 01:32 PM (Rl7KJ)

169 Meh, real lesbians don't even have sex with each other.

Posted by: Obligatory


Something I have often contemplated. How frequently do they have sex?

Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 28, 2022 01:32 PM (vcv8B)

170 >>> 135 addicts gotta addict.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 28, 2022 01:28 PM (llON

Addicts gotta addick. Hope you don’t mind the edick
Posted by: 7man at July 28, 2022 01:30 PM (qwO6y)

LOL

Right after I posted I remembered *where* I was posting.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 28, 2022 01:32 PM (llON8)

171
In a few days, not only will You be defending yourself for "creating" this recession, but You will defending yourself for spreading monkeypox and getting queers killed in the "backlash."

Democrats will be putting You on the defensive. Be ready.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2022 01:32 PM (hWIGf)

172 Does anyone really know what time it is?

Posted by: Chicago
-------------------
I know that it is time for a cool change courtesy of Little River Band.

Posted by: whig at July 28, 2022 01:32 PM (CXr4y)

173 If the dude's cocks would drop off I'd bet there'd be more interest in "stopping the dropping."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 28, 2022 01:29 PM (BFigT)
........

Yeah, I think a bumpy penis only encourages them.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2022 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

174 Still waiting for the insurance checkbox next to "smoker", and "alcohol" user that reads "gay".

We know that male sodomy is the cause of numerous diseases. It's actual science. Why should we all pay for their preventable sicknesses?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 28, 2022 01:33 PM (emxxF)

175 I'm very familiar with the "Fag Hag"


and Kennedy is a card carrying FH

Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2022 01:33 PM (us2H3)

176 127 If the dude's cocks would drop off I'd bet there'd be more interest in "stopping the dropping."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 28, 2022 01:29 PM (BFigT)

Wang's disease: Necrotic Penile disease. Discovered by Doctor Wang at the local gay orgy...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2022 01:33 PM (ynpvh)

177 And curse it, stop using the term gay.

Posted by: WiNO - Marriage Amendment Now at July 28, 2022 01:33 PM (rv6Rv)

178 Kennedy is besties and a fag hag for the poofter squish Guy Benson. She needs to be avoided at all costs like most of the Fox cretins.

Posted by: Goodbury and Graves, Ltd. at July 28, 2022 01:33 PM (PIlQh)

179 Everyone let's do the Buttpox pandemic

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 28, 2022 01:33 PM (LUZhL)

180 Ace, David Lee Roth's new single came out yesterday.
https://youtu.be/G4NPzKFya80
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 28, 2022 01:30 PM (xPl2J)



wow. That doesn't do much. Acoustic guitar player is good, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 28, 2022 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

181 Schlongcession... because we're all getting screwed.

That means we're ALL at SERIOUS RISK of monkeypox. HIDE IN FEAR!

I REPEAT...HIDE IN FEAR!

Posted by: GMan at July 28, 2022 01:34 PM (GfWuY)

182 I still marvel at how such a relatively miniscule slice of our population seized total control of what sense of propriety and morality we had remaining. And once again, it succeeds with nary an objection.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 28, 2022 01:25 PM (Xrfse)


Because too many people who should know better would rather be members of the Church of Nice than anything else.

It's not nice to tell that cute, smiling, well-dressed gay man that his lifestyle is a disgusting perversion.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2022 01:34 PM (AW0uW)

183 Are there orgies? Yes, there are. I went to two of them


Piker. I participate in two on every day that ends in y. Except I do three on days when a visiting college football team is in town.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 28, 2022 01:34 PM (AMIL/)

184 125 Are there hetero orgies? Yes, there are. I went to two of them

----------------

Nope. If two naked dudes are capable of tumescence while in the same room, it's at least a little bit of a gay orgy, no matter which fox is chasing what rabbit down which hole.

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."

Posted by: The Fool at July 28, 2022 01:34 PM (1dzqn)

185 Wasn't it a gay dude reporter who researched and found the two murderers were drug dealers along *with* Shepard and the motive was some argument over money?

That's been severely memory holed and covered up, just like Harvey Milk's evils and the fact that almost all "hate crime" reports are false.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2022 01:34 PM (Ivdso)

186 Doesn't "monkeypox" have a standard name?

recession

Posted by: Winston Smith at July 28, 2022 01:34 PM (cY9wR)

187 Shut up, dummy, and tell me when David Lee Roth's new single is coming out.

Spot on, ace. She's exactly the demo that is DLR-friendly. Her and Michael Smerconish, the King of Cringe

Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2022 01:34 PM (dCxaZ)

188 Something I have often contemplated. How frequently do they have sex?
Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 28, 2022 01:32 PM (vcv8B)

Look up "lesbian bed death". It's a real thing.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 28, 2022 01:34 PM (Rl7KJ)

189 Yet another flower cultivated by those that practice Uphill Gardening.

Posted by: Poetrypox at July 28, 2022 01:34 PM (LaNzR)

190 Doesn't "monkeypox" have a standard name?

Stolen erection

Posted by: Winston Smith at July 28, 2022 01:34 PM (cY9wR)

191 What Marie Harf and Kennedy don't know is that their very normal acting gay friends were probably covered in gentlemen's sausages and gentlemen's relish recently.

Your regular suburban married gay couple gets fucked way more than straight single people.


Posted by: MJ at July 28, 2022 01:34 PM (zwDuR)

192 Wasn't it a gay dude reporter who researched and found the two murderers were drug dealers along *with* Shepard and the motive was some argument over money?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 28, 2022 01:31 PM (llON
---
Yes, and Michael Brown did not have his hands up.

Now, your success with those in various conversations depends on your audience.

The left have gotten away for so long with spread-the-lie-now only to have a more sane story come out, that they have a bunch of uncritical people who naturally think the conservatives are more prone to reactive violence.

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 01:34 PM (krQz2)

193 I really didn't think I would wake up someday and be a character in a "1984" & "Brave New World" mashup.

Tomorrow I will wake up and probably be a character in a "Animal Farm" & "Soylent Green" mashup.

Libertarians are just collaborators in the destruction of America and the Four Olds. They don't care about anything as long as they don't feel any economic discomfort and can still get into the "right" parties.

Gary Johnson/William Weld 2024!!! This time we know we are getting our free pot!

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 28, 2022 01:34 PM (MFZ8i)

194 Buggery Pox is acceptable, yes?

What a bunch of odious wankers.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 28, 2022 01:34 PM (3sphl)

195 "It's really getting on my nerves that facts don't matter anymore."

Only way I can deal with it is to try to find humor in it. Or join in and brew up some misinformation of my own.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at July 28, 2022 01:35 PM (qpX6U)

196 "So, even if Penises = 1, if Vaginas >1 and total Penises+Vaginas > 2, then we're still talking a gay orgy."


This looks like math. I thought there was no math here.

Posted by: Ripley at July 28, 2022 01:35 PM (MxEKc)

197 I think teh gays should continue to have lots of orgies.

Posted by: Grim Reaper at July 28, 2022 01:35 PM (UzHWA)

198 Piker. I participate in two on every day that ends in y. Except I do three on days when a visiting college football team is in town.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 28, 2022 01:34 PM (AMIL/)

Ron Toye: "Does it count as 'attending' an orgy if you're just there to watch and carry the snack tray?"

Posted by: Thrawn at July 28, 2022 01:35 PM (Rl7KJ)

199 That's where we are now. I can't say something objectively true because I might get fired.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Tell him to go to WHO website about it.

Posted by: whig at July 28, 2022 01:35 PM (CXr4y)

200 Should we rename Monkey Pox to Fag Pox? I guess its inappropriate to mention monkeys.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 28, 2022 01:35 PM (bGkHK)

201 Beijing is warning of "forceful measures" including military action if Nancy Pelosi visits Taiwan. Chinese complain Nancy's broomstick violates Global CO2 Standards.

And this after Stoned Joe spent 2+ hours "talking" with Xi.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 28, 2022 01:35 PM (yikp0)

202 Let them buttfuck each other into oblivion, IDC.

Why should I care if they don't even care enough to protect themselves? The rest of us are going to have much bigger fish to fry soon enough.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 28, 2022 01:35 PM (QY3QQ)

203 >>> 145 ------------------
In a state where 84% of people say they’re Christian, convincing them to show concern and compassion for others shouldn’t be a hard sell. However, nearly all the opposition to the governor’s emergency orders has come from conservative Christians (some evangelical, some Catholic) who have elevated the so-called right of the individual not to be mildly inconvenienced over the public good of fewer deaths. We’ve heard theologically flimsy arguments against crowd restrictions, vaccinations and masks, all which suggest a belief that Christianity requires not neighborliness, but a selfish disregard for the well being of others.
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2022 01:30 PM (yOjJe)

I love how leftists can't (or won't) fcking grasp that destroying people's businesses and/or jobs (amongst many many other woofloo crimes) might possibly involve "a selfish disregard for the well being of others".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 28, 2022 01:35 PM (llON8)

204 Look up "lesbian bed death". It's a real thing.

Most women have a reactive sex drive.

So if you put two of them together...no sex.

Men are the opposite so if you put two of them together apparently quickly you have 38 of them swapping poxes...

Posted by: 18- at July 28, 2022 01:35 PM (ESjRY)

205 Doesn't "monkeypox" have a standard name?

Make
Anal sex
Gross
Again

Posted by: Winston Smith at July 28, 2022 01:36 PM (cY9wR)

206 Doesn't "monkeypox" have a standard name? Like a blahblahblahtervirus or whatever?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2022 01:22 PM



It's of the Orthopox genus in the family Poxviridae...

Posted by: Zettai at July 28, 2022 01:36 PM (AfHQU)

207 Blitzkrieg Bop - The Ramones
https://youtu.be/iymtpePP8I8

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 28, 2022 01:36 PM (V6f9+)

208 "Schlong covid"...instead of "Long Covid", right?

Genius

Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2022 01:36 PM (dCxaZ)

209 How many women have gotten Orgypox?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2022 01:36 PM (Ivdso)

210 Something I have often contemplated. How frequently do they have sex?

Probably about as often as I do.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2022 01:36 PM (AW0uW)

211 Probably about as often as I do.

Once a year?

Posted by: The IRS at July 28, 2022 01:37 PM (ESjRY)

212 My understanding is that this orgypox is not fatal, just a nasty rash and it eventually clears up.

Is this an accurate description?


Chinese finger puzzle....lol

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 28, 2022 01:37 PM (ufFY8)

213 How hard would it be to attach Black Death spiked proteins to Monkey Pox? Can that be done?

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 28, 2022 01:37 PM (bGkHK)

214 Buf-coof.

Posted by: Rex B at July 28, 2022 01:37 PM (HO5x1)

215 138 It's really getting on my nerves that facts don't matter anymore.

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"Yeah, well, that's just, like, your *opinion,* man."

Posted by: The Dude at July 28, 2022 01:37 PM (1dzqn)

216 One is painful to look at, the other has an annoying rasp. Actually they are both painful to listen to.

Posted by: clever arriviste at July 28, 2022 01:37 PM (4h9M3)

217 Buggery Pox is acceptable, yes?

What a bunch of odious wankers.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 28, 2022 01:34 PM



Poncepox...

Posted by: Zettai at July 28, 2022 01:37 PM (AfHQU)

218 Sechs is gross anyway. Spaarti cloning cylinders are the future.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 28, 2022 01:38 PM (Rl7KJ)

219
Bake the Cake
Suck the Dick
Spread the Pox

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2022 01:38 PM (yOjJe)

220 Even if the faggots could just stick to just one penis partner. The pox would stop.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at July 28, 2022 01:38 PM (6zcSr)

221 Progressive Truth: Gay Men Cannot Help It, They are Slaves to their Penises. Their Penises MUST BE Satiated.

Posted by: Anon for this posting at July 28, 2022 01:38 PM (Z32m1)

222 Poopypox

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2022 01:38 PM (Y5qcH)

223 What a bunch of odious wankers.

If they could confine themselves to odious wanking for a bit, they would not be in this mess.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 28, 2022 01:38 PM (ppBhU)

224

Time will reflect we were on the wrong side of blistery.


---Gabe Malor

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 28, 2022 01:38 PM (g3ozd)

225 >>> Acoustic guitar player is good, tho.


John 5

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 28, 2022 01:38 PM (xPl2J)

226 I think teh gays should continue to have lots of orgies.
Posted by: Grim Reaper

Grip tight to your scythe there, Mr. Reaper. Death rate is not so high for Schlong Covid. Just gross, and hopefully painful.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 28, 2022 01:38 PM (ftFVW)

227 215 138 It's really getting on my nerves that facts don't matter anymore.
---------

That's the point. They want you to know you serve them.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2022 01:38 PM (yOjJe)

228 DURING PRIDE MONTH?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 28, 2022 01:38 PM (Eety5)

229 So, even if Penises = 1, if Vaginas >1 and total Penises+Vaginas > 2, then we're still talking a gay orgy.

---
This looks suspiciously like math on this blog...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 28, 2022 01:39 PM (YIVH2)

230 This busty bikini blonde is getting ready for some tennis and also has a total absence of concern that she will catch the monkeypox:
https://is.gd/UC1Wbl

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2022 01:39 PM (WWh8n)

231 Keep watching Fox news fools. But, but, but,.. Tucker!!! For once in your fricking lives try putting your money where your mouth is. You'll find it invigorating.

Posted by: MikeN at July 28, 2022 01:39 PM (sREIP)

232 The definition of 'gay sex' is not two consecutive men having sex.

Posted by: Press Secretary Whoever She Is at July 28, 2022 01:39 PM (Q14hI)

233 201 Beijing is warning of "forceful measures" including military action if Nancy Pelosi visits Taiwan. Chinese complain Nancy's broomstick violates Global CO2 Standards.
------------------
These Chinks desperately cling to their Lactose Intolerance. They should be locked down.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 28, 2022 01:39 PM (bGkHK)

234
But How Will This Impact Fagqueen "Story" Hour at schools??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2022 01:39 PM (hWIGf)

235 Gotta have all mail in voting in 2022. People are afraid that some straight dude might breath near them while in the voting line and they might get the new Covid Monkeypox strain.

But remember, you are transphobic if you are on Tinder and don't let every gay man on there fuck you in the ass! It is perfectly safe! Even Fauci says so!

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 28, 2022 01:39 PM (MFZ8i)

236 Posted by: ... at July 28, 2022 01:30 PM (yOjJe)

Who really believes religion has anything to do with it?

It's the JUNK SCIENCE that people are rejecting. Not long after the mRna jab rollout, and resistance was beginning to be felt, a survey found that most of the jab-resistant respondents belonged to the Ph. D. cohort.

That's not exactly a hotbed of evangelical Christianity, leftard.

Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2022 01:39 PM (dCxaZ)

237 "So, even if Penises = 1, if Vaginas >1 and total Penises+Vaginas > 2, then we're still talking a gay orgy."

This looks like math. I thought there was no math here.
Posted by: Ripley at July 28, 2022 01:35 PM (MxEKc)
........

The answer is: the train reaches Spokane at 1:00pm.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2022 01:40 PM (v0R5T)

238 try putting your money where your mouth is. You'll find it invigorating.
Posted by: MikeN at July 28, 2022 01:39 PM (sREIP)

I ate pennies as a kid, does that count?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2022 01:40 PM (Y5qcH)

239 Progressive Truth: Gay Men Cannot Help It, They are Slaves to their Penises. Their Penises MUST BE Satiated.
Posted by: Anon for this posting at July 28, 2022 01:38 PM (Z32m1)
---
"The spooge must flow!" - Stuff Shep Smith Said, volume XXI

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 28, 2022 01:40 PM (YIVH2)

240 A pox on Fox's Monkey.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 28, 2022 01:40 PM (U3uv2)

241 Shut up, dummy, and tell me when David Lee Roth's new single is coming out.

LOL
Nice one boss. Her show is awful. That VJ voice makes my ears bleed.

Posted by: The enraged citizens at July 28, 2022 01:40 PM (YTBIQ)

242 Gay orgies are a blessing of liberty!

Posted by: David French at July 28, 2022 01:40 PM (hjc7m)

243 I like Pride Pox.

Posted by: Jolo at July 28, 2022 01:40 PM (WrMOC)

244 204 Look up "lesbian bed death". It's a real thing.

Most women have a reactive sex drive.

So if you put two of them together...no sex.

Men are the opposite so if you put two of them together apparently quickly you have 38 of them swapping poxes...
Posted by: 18- at July 28, 2022 01:35 PM (ESjRY)
_________________________

I think that's part of the reason why we have some many self-identifying "lesbians" and "bi" girls all of a sudden. You can adopt a very trendy moniker without having to actually do much of anything that you were not already doing with your BFF. A lot of these "lesbian" couples seem more like typical friendly girls than actual sex partners -- especially the fuglies.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 28, 2022 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

245 Why should I care if they don't even care enough to protect themselves? The rest of us are going to have much bigger fish to fry soon enough.

Y'mean Coney island whitefish aren't hors d'oeuvre?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at July 28, 2022 01:40 PM (ARwXL)

246 we all have to pretend that a disease that primarily affects gays, and is primarily spread by gays, and is primarily spread by specifically gay sexual behavior "affects everyone" so everyone rush out and get those dental dams for when you're going down on your wife.

Channeling the spirit of Lena Dunham's then boyfriend, who said he wouldn't marry her until gay marriage was also legal all across the US, I won't go down on my wife until gay orgies are accepted, and even promoted, across the US without any condemnation from anyone!

Posted by: Savvy Conservative Man married to a liberal at July 28, 2022 01:40 PM (jocM1)

247 Keep watching Fox news fools. But, but, but,.. Tucker!!!

Most people watch Tucker on youtube (just as bad) or other streaming services, not Fox.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2022 01:40 PM (Ivdso)

248 Meh, real lesbians don't even have sex with each other.

-------------

Welcome to 30 years of wedded bliss.

Posted by: The Dude at July 28, 2022 01:41 PM (1dzqn)

249 147 I don't have and probably won't get schlong covid because...

...I hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Finally Correct Phrasing at July 28, 2022 01:31 PM (LaNzR)


When do the Planet of the Apes references and jokes start? I can contribute a few stories that will make you go hoo-hoo-hoo-hooo!

Posted by: Astronaut Taylor at July 28, 2022 01:41 PM (AMIL/)

250 Well since we're re-living all the bad parts of the 80's with none of the good, here's some George Michaels
"Praying for Time"
https://youtu.be/goroyZbVdlo

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 28, 2022 01:41 PM (V6f9+)

251 Spunkypox...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 28, 2022 01:41 PM (ZSK0i)

252 @KennedyNation
You know this from experience Sean?


Wait a sec. Isn't implying that someone is gay as a retort pretty much the definition of homophobia and gay bashing? How was she not called out on that? Their rules, not mine.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 28, 2022 01:41 PM (nfrXX)

253 "Chinese complain Nancy's broomstick violates Global CO2 Standards. "

There is a whole carrier task force tagging along.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, geting hungry at July 28, 2022 01:41 PM (jTmQV)

254
Posted by: MikeN at July 28, 2022 01:39 PM (sREIP)

STFU

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2022 01:41 PM (hWIGf)

255 225 >>> Acoustic guitar player is good, tho.


John 5

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 28, 2022 01:38 PM (xPl2J)

I thought that was a Benjamin Franklin quote

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2022 01:41 PM (ynpvh)

256 I like the name Schlong Covid and Rhesus Penis...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at July 28, 2022 01:13 PM (fI5MT)



#PridePox was moving up on the inside until Twitter censored it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2022 01:41 PM (yQpMk)

257 This busty bikini blonde is getting ready for some tennis and also has a total absence of concern that she will catch the monkeypox:
https://is.gd/UC1Wbl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2022 01:39 PM (WWh8n)
.........

Fleshy.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2022 01:41 PM (v0R5T)

258 Preventative health measures for covid suffered the same fate. Large gatherings were verboten until the left wanted to gather in favor of one of their pet causes.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 28, 2022 01:41 PM (vcv8B)

259 Millenial assassin-wannabe searched such things as “assassin skills,” “how to be stealthy” and a list of current Supreme Court members.

Didn't know what to do. Didn't even know who to be angry at.


What a noob.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 28, 2022 01:41 PM (U3uv2)

260 I'll have you know I got the Monkey Pox from swimming in a public pool....Not from getting ass raped by 50 men at an orgy monday night.

Posted by: DON LEMON at July 28, 2022 01:42 PM (z9V4B)

261 Channeling the spirit of Lena Dunham's then boyfriend, who said he wouldn't marry her until gay marriage was also legal all across the US

Brad Pitt said that about marrying Angelina Jolie too. Then when homo "Marriage" was imposed by the courts, he still didn't marry her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2022 01:42 PM (Ivdso)

262 230 This busty bikini blonde is getting ready for some tennis and also has a total absence of concern that she will catch the monkeypox:
https://is.gd/UC1Wbl

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2022 01:39 PM (WWh8n)

The bikini is taking into account the gravity of the situation...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2022 01:42 PM (ynpvh)

263
Groomers & Coomers

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2022 01:42 PM (hWIGf)

264 230 This busty bikini blonde is getting ready for some tennis and also has a total absence of concern that she will catch the monkeypox:
https://is.gd/UC1Wbl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2022 01:39 PM (WWh8n)

I would pay $20 to watch her play tennis in that outfit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 28, 2022 01:42 PM (V6f9+)

265 History doesn't repeat, but it sure loves to rhyme a lot.

1981. GRID; Gay-Related Immune Deficiency.

Yup, I've seen this movie, it sucks.




Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 28, 2022 01:42 PM (nRMeC)

266 This busty bikini blonde is getting ready for some tennis and also has a total absence of concern that she will catch the monkeypox:
https://is.gd/UC1Wbl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2022 01:39 PM (WWh8n)

Eligible for floundercare platinum plan.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 28, 2022 01:42 PM (U3uv2)

267 259 Millenial assassin-wannabe searched such things as “assassin skills,” “how to be stealthy” and a list of current Supreme Court members.

Didn't know what to do. Didn't even know who to be angry at.


What a noob.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 28, 2022 01:41 PM (U3uv2)

He's an expert in Gorrila warfare, not assassination!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 28, 2022 01:42 PM (b2nrj)

268 "Schlong COVID"

*snort*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2022 01:42 PM (RkC6l)

269 Raise your hand if you are surprised Manchin fucked us.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 28, 2022 01:42 PM (OalnH)

270 "It's really getting on my nerves that facts don't matter anymore."

We don't live in a simulation. We live in a Sokol Hoax.

Posted by: gp In A Vat at July 28, 2022 01:42 PM (qpX6U)

271 Going to church right now proves your selfishness, not your faith
Posted by: Yesterday's Headlines Today! at July 28, 2022 01:29 PM (yOjJe)
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But not hooking up with strangers, like when Fraudci was totally okay with you deciding "your own risk level".

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 01:42 PM (krQz2)

272 Do you know why Pride Month is June?

Because Pride goeth before the fall.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2022 01:42 PM (a3Q+t)

273 I’m testing the apostrophe

Posted by: Justin Castreau at July 28, 2022 01:42 PM (ynnD+)

274 In Oak Island narrator's voice:

"Monkeypox, at a gay orgy?"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2022 01:42 PM (Y5qcH)

275 This looks suspiciously like math on this blog...

--------

Excuse me, but it's called "mxth" now.

Posted by: The Fool at July 28, 2022 01:42 PM (1dzqn)

276 So explain to me how a child could contract monkey pox.

I'll wait.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 28, 2022 01:43 PM (KATBx)

277 If 2 people are within 6 feet of each other or engage in cuddling one of them may end up pregnant. It may even spread by contact with another pregnant person, we are not sure.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 28, 2022 01:43 PM (eC4Tv)

278 Have they said yet that Trump, along with his CIA, invented monkeypox in a lab?

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2022 01:43 PM (yOjJe)

279 The answer is: the train reaches Spokane at 1:00pm.

But who's pulling it?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at July 28, 2022 01:43 PM (ARwXL)

280 Yaaa! It works on my new iPhone 12 that I got for $36 bucks!

Posted by: Justin Castreau at July 28, 2022 01:43 PM (ynnD+)

281 99% of gun owners don't commit crimes, but they are all blamed for every gun crime.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 28, 2022 01:43 PM (LvTSG)

282 I can contribute a few stories that will make you go hoo-hoo-hoo-hooo!

Will it be like the stunning and brave pro-Africa super black woke movie Black Panther when the gorilla tribe all hooted like apes until the white man gave up trying to reason with them?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2022 01:43 PM (Ivdso)

283 I'm sure monkeypox is bad and all, but if you are rawdogging 30 dudes a month, or whatever, I'd think you're going to have some species of dong rot at all times.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 28, 2022 01:43 PM (ppBhU)

284 Lots of drugs are involved. Then lots of drugs to cover up the physical and mental damage. It's drugs all the way down.

It sounds like a sad life where "the future" means "after eleven o'clock". AM or PM.

Posted by: t-bird at July 28, 2022 01:43 PM (Q14hI)

285 Last I checked, Lesbians have way moar incidences of STDs than Fags. Just so you know. Lesbians are brutes with a moist oven.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 28, 2022 01:43 PM (bGkHK)

286 Bed, Bath & Beyond Pox.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2022 01:43 PM (NpAcC)

287 @KennedyNation
You know this from experience Sean?

Wait a sec. Isn't implying that someone is gay as a retort pretty much the definition of homophobia and gay bashing? How was she not called out on that? Their rules, not mine.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 28, 2022 01:41 PM (nfrXX)

Monkeypox's got her down.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 28, 2022 01:43 PM (U3uv2)

288 Welcome to 30 years of wedded bliss.

I often wonder how our ancestors would think of the stupid things we do now...but this one has to stick out.

Hey Mr 1962: Not only in the future will your grandkids not have space vacations or robots, they won't even have sex with their spouses...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2022 01:44 PM (ESjRY)

289 TPS: Trouser Pirate Syndrome

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 28, 2022 01:44 PM (sWM8x)

290 This is exactly the same asinine reaction to AIDS as those of us over 29 recall: its not a homosexual disease, normal people are super at risk! Stop saying that there needs to be restrictions and shutdowns of homosexual hookup sites!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I can still envision those dumbass PSA's with Arsenio Hall and The Magic Johnson..."Do you know there's enough you don't know about AIDS to fill one whole video?!?"

Posted by: Skeptical Schnauzer at July 28, 2022 01:44 PM (h+7ej)

291 Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 28, 2022 01:42 PM (OalnH)

Have you seen the Aptera 3 wheeled EV? Looks interesting.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2022 01:44 PM (Y5qcH)

292 276 So explain to me how a child could contract monkey pox.

If one of their gay dads has it and engages in cuddling with open sores.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 28, 2022 01:44 PM (eC4Tv)

293 I’m hoping the Schlong Covid wipes out all the gays. And the trannies

Yep. I’m at that point

Posted by: Justin Castreau at July 28, 2022 01:44 PM (ynnD+)

294 Do you think chickens are offended by "Chicken Pox"? LOL.

To be really politically incorrect we should-as someone here suggested-call it "PridePox".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2022 01:44 PM (fL5aK)

295 Kennedy is a dirty whore. I heard that from a friend, who, heard it from a friend, who, heard it from a friend that he picked her up at a bar and she was nasty.

But not in a good way.

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at July 28, 2022 01:44 PM (8yM+6)

296 Look up "lesbian bed death". It's a real thing.
Posted by: Thrawn


Thankyou. TIL. Confirms my suspicions.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 28, 2022 01:44 PM (vcv8B)

297 I'll have you know I got the Monkey Pox from swimming in a public pool....Not from getting ass raped by 50 men at an orgy monday night.
Posted by: DON LEMON


Ya know, Don, it's not really rape if you've got a tramp stamp that says "This way to pound town" and you're waving your ass in the air yelling, "Come and get it!"

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 28, 2022 01:44 PM (Bd6X8)

298 Sokal.

Posted by: gp In A Vat at July 28, 2022 01:44 PM (qpX6U)

299 Hmmmmm.....I'm slightly ashamed I've never heard of this John 5 character.....

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 28, 2022 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

300 17 Any Republican officeholders going for a two week closure of gay bathhouses/clubs to "flatten the curve?" No? Of course not.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2022 01:17 PM (ESjRY)

They remember what Deborah Birx did, which was use the pretext of 'two weeks to flatten the curve' to get Trump to sign on to what she and Fauci really wanted Trump to do, which was to shut things down permanently.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 28, 2022 01:44 PM (CeGA3)

301 Pridepox is a pretty good choice as well: it bashes the insanity of "pride" and points out the results of that behavior and mindset. No wonder Twitter hates it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2022 01:45 PM (Ivdso)

302
Did anyone really think we'd control AIDS and Nature wouldn't have another go at these un-natural acts??

Nature will always win.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2022 01:45 PM (hWIGf)

303 I would pay $20 to watch her play tennis in that outfit.

I'd pay $40 for her to sit next to me and pretend to be interested.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2022 01:45 PM (AW0uW)

304 Does it make things easier to not call out gay men but refer to "men who have sex with men" in all the reporting about schlongpox?

Honestly, aren't there any linguists on the Left who are losing their shit over the degradation of language? The whole purpose of these communications is precision, not getting cutesy with language because a bummer might be offended when you tell him his promiscuity is going to cause his parts to fall off.

Good grief.

Posted by: red speck at July 28, 2022 01:45 PM (gS3OW)

305 I'm waiting for Justin Castreau to come down with Monkeypox.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 28, 2022 01:45 PM (eGTCV)

306 This came up the other day at work. I correctly noted that as long as one did not participate in gay orgies, one's risk was zero. The reliably libtard in the group brought up the threat of pediatric spread.

Posted by: butch at July 28, 2022 01:46 PM (6tZ3A)

307 276 So explain to me how a child could contract monkey pox.

I'll wait.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 28, 2022 01:43 PM (KATBx)

During Tranny reading hour at the library

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2022 01:46 PM (ynpvh)

308 All you need to know about Kennedy (and many libertarians) is she seems to fight hardest to legalize hard drugs and prostitution. And she's dumb enough to say that if we legalize prostitution that it'll eliminate sex trafficking, and when questioned on it she sites studies done by pro-hooker groups. These issues always point to Amsterdam, as if the poor Croatian girl getting $10 to take it up the pooper is doing it voluntarily, and not coerced by eastern European mafias. These libertarians love to be blind to the truth, like liberals, as long as it justifies their desire for the poors. They think heroine and hookers are super cool, so they don't care about the lives ruined by making it more accessible (not to mention it's just a get out if jail free card for stuff dealers, sex traffickers and pimps, who can now abuse people without worry)

But for the monkeypox, as i've said i really don't care. Most gay liberals i work with had the mindset about people who didn't want to get vaxxed "well who cares if they die they're probably Trump voters" and I'm following suit, if these people want to continue to do what they do then who cares, last then suffer the consequences.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 28, 2022 01:47 PM (c8EA0)

309 Isn't implying that someone is gay as a retort pretty much the definition of homophobia and gay bashing?

Its the number one go-to insult by the left though. Calling or implying someone is homosexual. Then if called on it turning into Seinfeld mocking the "not that there's anything wrong with that!" line.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2022 01:47 PM (Ivdso)

310 This came up the other day at work. I correctly noted that as long as one did not participate in gay orgies, one's risk was zero. The reliably libtard in the group brought up the threat of pediatric spread.

Tell 'em that not molesting children would help curtail that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 28, 2022 01:47 PM (Bd6X8)

311 Keep watching Fox news fools. But, but, but,.. Tucker!!! For once in your fricking lives try putting your money where your mouth is. You'll find it invigorating.

Posted by: MikeN at July 28, 2022 01:39 PM (sREIP)
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I apologize if you have been injured by my watching Fox.

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 01:47 PM (krQz2)

312 Somewhere this morning ( American Thinker maybe) had copt of a DoD page listing diseases and one was Monkeypox

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 28, 2022 01:47 PM (LUZhL)

313 What could be encouraging gay men to raw dog each other's buttholes?

Could it be creating medications that promise even if you have HIV, you should be still good to go to raw dog each others' buttholes?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 28, 2022 01:47 PM (g3ozd)

314 285 Last I checked, Lesbians have way moar incidences of STDs than Fags. Just so you know. Lesbians are brutes with a moist oven.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 28, 2022 01:43 PM (bGkHK)

High T lesbians do sex (will tend to look more masculine and take on the "male" role). There are lesbians that are basically asexual in practice though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 28, 2022 01:47 PM (b2nrj)

315 @KennedyNation
You know this from experience Sean?

Wait a sec. Isn't implying that someone is gay as a retort pretty much the definition of homophobia and gay bashing? How was she not called out on that? Their rules, not mine.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 28, 2022 01:41 PM (nfrXX)



I read it implying she has anal blisters.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2022 01:47 PM (yQpMk)

316 It's really getting on my nerves that facts don't matter anymore.

The "new normal".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 28, 2022 01:47 PM (Xrfse)

317 252 @KennedyNation
You know this from experience Sean?

Wait a sec. Isn't implying that someone is gay as a retort pretty much the definition of homophobia and gay bashing? How was she not called out on that? Their rules, not mine.

Posted by: Oddbob
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The application of rules is dependent on your intersectionality points. Sean is apparently a SWM while Kennedy identifies apparently as SWF. Kennedy has more intersectional points because women are oppressed in relationship with white males so any insults she gives to Sean doesn't count because she is punching up at an oppressor.

Once you understand intersectionality, you can with mathematical precision determine how any given law or societal rule must be applied. You can always punch up but never punch down is the general rule.

Posted by: whig at July 28, 2022 01:47 PM (CXr4y)

318
What's funny is we'll soon see a Republican come down with the pox...because he's a phony queer, of course.

Who will it be?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2022 01:47 PM (hWIGf)

319 Ace, your writing and snark demand a bigger audience. But where?

Posted by: Sphynx at July 28, 2022 01:48 PM (rXie1)

320 This busty bikini blonde is getting ready for some tennis and also has a total absence of concern that she will catch the monkeypox:
https://is.gd/UC1Wbl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2022 01:39 PM (WWh8n)



I think the guy who sold her that bikini may have had his own agenda in mind.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2022 01:48 PM (guGkK)

321 291 Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 28, 2022 01:42 PM (OalnH)

Have you seen the Aptera 3 wheeled EV? Looks interesting.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2022 01:44 PM (Y5qcH)

Um, that was a think about a decade+ a go, but never panned out. Are they at it again?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2022 01:48 PM (ynpvh)

322 Did somebody say gay orgies?
Posted by: Mayo Pete


Butti-Pox

Posted by: t-bird at July 28, 2022 01:48 PM (GMLOL)

323 Mangabe-Man/boy-gay

Posted by: Rex B at July 28, 2022 01:48 PM (YZ+gh)

324 This isn't about science, of course. It's not about avoiding disease -- it's about avoiding stigma.

The people who for the last 2+ years stigmatized everyone who refused the COVID "vaccine" and refused to wear a useless mask... as a threat to humanity and domestic terrorist whom they hoped would die... are now talking about "stigma"?

Yeah, these people can fuck right off.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 28, 2022 01:48 PM (Do5/p)

325 Miles and miles of piles

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2022 01:48 PM (63Dwl)

326 So explain to me how a child could contract monkey pox.

I'll wait.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 28, 2022 01:43 PM (KATBx)
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Two ways:
1. Close personal contact with someone who has monkeypox, such as an infected parent or relative. There's lots of skin-to-skin contact between parents and children, especially young children. The infected parent is *not* winning any "father of the year" contests, because he probably got it by being incredibly promiscuous and then not isolating himself from his children when he got Monkeypox.

2. The other, super-evil reason.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2022 01:48 PM (WWh8n)

327 This market is as fake as last weeks market. I guess they are determined to bluster through reality since they paid to insert FJB.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 28, 2022 01:49 PM (bGkHK)

328 Piledriverpox

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2022 01:49 PM (Y5qcH)

329 Also by ignoring this and telling people to stop saying gates shouldn't slut around, are they being the most anti-gay? As they're telling days to go out and get this infectious disease. Why is Kennedy pushing gay men to die?

Posted by: Rbastid at July 28, 2022 01:49 PM (c8EA0)

330 318
What's funny is we'll soon see a Republican come down with the pox...because he's a phony queer, of course.

Who will it be?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
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My bet is McCarthy. Luntz probably got some strange and brought it home to McCarthy.

Posted by: whig at July 28, 2022 01:49 PM (CXr4y)

331 294 Do you think chickens are offended by "Chicken Pox"? LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2022 01:44 PM (fL5aK)

Poultry Pox. Is that better?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2022 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

332
I think the guy who sold her that bikini may have had his own agenda in mind.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2022 01:48 PM (guGkK)



He's a great American. Even if he's not American.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 28, 2022 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

333 All you need to know about Kennedy (and many libertarians) is she seems to fight hardest to legalize hard drugs and prostitution.

Yeah not all libertarians are on that bus, but too many are basically leftists who have a pet vice they want to get legalized and call themselves "libertarian" because it goes with their boxy glasses and hipster lifestyle, sipping coffee from that hole in the wall place you never heard of but its better than Starbucks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2022 01:49 PM (Ivdso)

334 Seems t'me that, while the mechanics make ghey males vulnerable spreaders, the real vector is promiscuity. A faithful couple (of whatever sexes) is not at risk, but too few are really monogamously faithful.

This comment the other day stuck with me:
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I knew a gay guy in college in the 90s who insisted gay marriage was a dumb idea because the point of being gay was the cock carousel.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2022 11:44 AM
http://acecomments.mu.nu/
?blog=86&post=399966#c36921554
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Posted by: mindful webworker -- what's all this about a monkey's pawx? at July 28, 2022 01:49 PM (wPLcW)

335 Ma, I got the stigmata, eow oe oh
Ma, I got the stigmata

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2022 01:49 PM (a0N9U)

336 what is "Men who have sex with men" the definition of ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 28, 2022 01:50 PM (RHGPo)

337 Gay men with that many different sexual partners within days have a hole on their lives which they didn't fill with God but with some man's penis. After all it's not as if you could have a meaningful relationship with someone over than period of time. It's a "meningful" relationship, I guess. Since some will keep on doing this they might also have a death wish.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2022 01:50 PM (fL5aK)

338 2. The other, super-evil reason.

The whole idea of grooming is to make this a consensual, loving act that is totally their idea.

Posted by: Drag Queen Story Hour at July 28, 2022 01:50 PM (GMLOL)

339 My bet is McCarthy. Luntz probably got some strange and brought it home to McCarthy.

Posted by: whig at July 28, 2022 01:49 PM (CXr4y)

Graham.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 28, 2022 01:50 PM (U3uv2)

340 "Ace, your writing and snark demand a bigger audience. But where?"

I'm putting on a little weight. Just doing my part to embiggen the audience.

Posted by: gp In A Vat at July 28, 2022 01:50 PM (qpX6U)

341
Off color jokes punchline archive:

"OK, who f*cked the monkey THIS time??"

Posted by: Sphynx at July 28, 2022 01:50 PM (rXie1)

342 Same thing here, and she knows it. This is asinine stupidity masquerading as a hot take.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

An almost 50 year old woman who is trying desperately to keep her street cred - which she never had - and keeping her gay male pals who participate in orgies in her circle so that she can attend their events and be "cool" is not a good look and she deserves to be mocked at every opportunity.
This is the type that takes their kids to Drag Queen shows and gets them the Coof jab. They need to be endlessly mocked and shunned.

Posted by: Cheri at July 28, 2022 01:50 PM (oiNtH)

343 Close personal contact with someone who has monkeypox, such as an infected parent or relative. There's lots of skin-to-skin contact between parents and children, especially young children.

I believe it has to be more than just contact, its fecal transfer in some manner but that's just what I have read.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2022 01:50 PM (Ivdso)

344 what is "Men who have sex with men" the definition of ?
Posted by: SMOD at July 28, 2022 01:50 PM (RHGPo)



I got news for ya.....

Posted by: Ice T at July 28, 2022 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

345 "Ace, how do you write about liberals so well?"
"I think of a conservative, and then I take away reason and responsibility."

Posted by: Socratease at July 28, 2022 01:50 PM (oqnjT)

346 Stigmatizing? Gays are absolutely celebrated as superior people in this country.

But the way they are using language, you'd think they want gays to get the monkeybutt.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 28, 2022 01:50 PM (8GBH4)

347 331 294 Do you think chickens are offended by "Chicken Pox"? LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2022 01:44 PM (fL5aK)

Poultry Pox. Is that better?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2022 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

Feathered little dinosaur pox.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 28, 2022 01:51 PM (b2nrj)

348 You'd think the gay orgies would decline of their own accord.

I mean, I think I'd find it hard to maintain form with the constant nagging thought in the back of my mind "does he have the pox?"
Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 28, 2022 01:30 PM (vcv8B)


The Risk is the Thrilling Part of the Kink. Just like "BugChasers."

Posted by: Anon for this posting at July 28, 2022 01:51 PM (Z32m1)

349 I knew a gay guy in college in the 90s who insisted gay marriage was a dumb idea because the point of being gay was the cock carousel.

The "game" guys used to brag using their skills they would have sex with hundreds of women. True? Who knows.

But a straight guy throws out a number of say...200 sex partners to brag to another straight guy.

Well...200 sex partners for a gay male is...below average.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2022 01:51 PM (ESjRY)

350 Changing the name of a gay disease because it might offend black people due to an association that blacks are closer to monkeys, a pure construction of leftard bullshit evolutionary #Science, is Peak 2022.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2022 01:51 PM (yOjJe)

351 Here's an easy solution we will change the definition of "Monkey" to "Men who have sex with men"

Posted by: SMOD at July 28, 2022 01:51 PM (RHGPo)

352 I knew a gay guy in college in the 90s who insisted gay marriage was a dumb idea because the point of being gay was the cock carousel.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2022 11:44 AM


I was stunned when the Big Push for gay marriage occurred for that exact reason. But I was totally unprepared for their aggressive campaign to adopt babies, because their favorite pejorative for heteros was "Breeders".

Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2022 01:51 PM (dCxaZ)

353 157 107 Are there hetero orgies? Yes, there are. I went to two of them. A girl brought me there who was into that shit. You will probably not be surprised that it was mostly Europeans. I did not participate. I wanted to try it -- I'll try almost anything once -- but just couldn't do it. Too weird and sleazy, even for me.

Posted by: Elric Blade
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You were warned not to go by Three Dog Night--'Momma Told Me Not to Come' written by Randy Newman.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2022 01:31 PM (CXr4y)
_________________________

I always thought that song was about drug parties, but maybe . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 28, 2022 01:51 PM (iFTx/)

354 Ann B's newest meme thread:
https://is.gd/Px6R5S

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 28, 2022 01:51 PM (llON8)

355 sipping coffee from that hole in the wall place you never heard of but its better than Starbucks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at
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ISWYDT

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2022 01:51 PM (a0N9U)

356 Does anyone really know what time it is?
Posted by: Chicago at July 28, 2022 01:31 PM (a3Q+t)

It's later than you think.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 28, 2022 01:52 PM (Rl7KJ)

357 Fox Knocks Cocks-Pox Talk

Posted by: Variety at July 28, 2022 01:52 PM (yikp0)

358 "BrokeBack Pox"

Posted by: SMOD at July 28, 2022 01:52 PM (RHGPo)

359 Somewhere this morning ( American Thinker maybe) had copt of a DoD page listing diseases and one was Monkeypox
Posted by: Skip's phone

Is this biolabs thing? Cuz I've been assured by government and the press that those don't exist anywhere, and besides, they weren't working on gain of function research or mishandling viruses or weaponizing stuff and even if they were they would never turn it loose. Now eat the bugs and enjoy the safe ghey orgies

Posted by: Skeptical Schnauzer at July 28, 2022 01:52 PM (h+7ej)

360 This is out of the things Haidt mentions in passing, where leftist seem to suppress the normal human emotion of disgust for things like this.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2022 01:17 PM (ESjRY)


It's almost as if there was something about the left, some driving force, some ideal that they all worship dedicated to increasing the misery of mankind.

Back during one of SNL's rare, and brief, funny periods, Dana Carvey had a recurring character with ideas about this.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at July 28, 2022 01:52 PM (1Z8zZ)

361 I knew a gay guy in college in the 90s who insisted gay marriage was a dumb idea because the point of being gay was the cock carousel.

A few years before suddenly the left decided homosexuals had to be married or it was the same thing as a lynching, homosexuals considered the idea insulting and wrong because it was trying to force them into a hetero lifestyle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2022 01:52 PM (Ivdso)

362 Just because I have sex with men doesn't mean I'm gay.

Kevin though? Gayer then Liberace's assless chaps.

Posted by: Frank Luntz-McCarthy at July 28, 2022 01:52 PM (ESjRY)

363 336 what is "Men who have sex with men" the definition of ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 28, 2022 01:50 PM (RHGPo)

An abomination, according to the Bible...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2022 01:52 PM (ynpvh)

364 I still like Rhesus Penis

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 28, 2022 01:52 PM (flINI)

365 Well...200 sex partners for a gay male is...below average.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2022 01:51 PM (ESjRY)


For a year.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 28, 2022 01:52 PM (g3ozd)

366 How many homosexuals seek a lifelong monogamous relationship?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 28, 2022 01:52 PM (eGTCV)

367 Oh -- "Kennedy" is her whole professional name? Like Adele, Prince, et al.?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2022 01:52 PM (txdEq)

368 I don't know who is doing this stigmatizing, but when one group says, "Hey, don't do this, it could be bad for your health," and a different group says, "Hey, shut up and let them be," you'd forgive me for thinking the latter group may not exactly have someone's best interests at heart.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 28, 2022 01:53 PM (KbCG3)

369 If the Pox works like AIDs, you'll mainly get it "catching".

This is why even if women could get it from men who "caught" it, women would rarely spread it to other men.

It's one of the reasons that AIDs never became a "heterosexual plague" that Fraudci lied about.

And you could get it injecting things into yourself. You'd have to have the open sores of Hunter Biden's dick to be a real risk as a man having sex with a woman.

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 01:53 PM (krQz2)

370
So explain to me how a child could contract monkey pox.
I'll wait.
Posted by: irongrampa


Because a right wing extremist didn't wear a mask in a grocery store.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2022 01:53 PM (63Dwl)

371 This Kennedy person is a total clown, and should be treated as such. These are not serious people who should be listened to about anything. Serious subjects require serious people. And she's a clown.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 28, 2022 01:53 PM (sVtYq)

372 I'm so well-past 29 that I remember when a person could be ticketed or arrested for parking ones car in a church lot to hear a sermon over a speaker,

The reason being that one MIGHT get out of one's car in the fresh air and sunshine and attempt "fellowship", such as a hand shake or nod within 3 feet.

Meanwhile, at the bathhouse it remained and still remains perfectly ok to like up a row of pox covered strangers you don't know for strange Congress in the most intimate and disease spreading ways imaginable, so that the infection has a better chance of getting to people who live near you or depend on your career as a male nurse or attendant.

Posted by: Sarahw at July 28, 2022 01:53 PM (g1vnC)

373 hanging the name of a gay disease because it might offend black people due to an association that blacks are closer to monkeys, a pure construction of leftard bullshit evolutionary #Science, is Peak 2022.
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2022 01:51 PM (yOjJe)
++++
It's even better than that. Nobody has indicated any kind of anti-black sentiment around monkeypox because that's not what it's about and everyone knows it. This isn't a black disease, it's a gay disease. The idea that the name "monkeypox" is racist came out of left field (so to speak) because *they* - those paragons of anti-racism on the left - are the ones who associate black people with monkeys. It's completely irrational to call the name of this thing racist, and only a racist would argue that there's an association between the two that needs to be busted up, because it's *his* mind that went there, not the normal person's.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2022 01:53 PM (WWh8n)

374 The whole idea of grooming is to make this a consensual, loving act that is totally their idea.

Posted by: Drag Queen Story Hour at July 28, 2022 01:50 PM (GMLOL)

I disagree. They don't want consent. They want victims.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2022 01:53 PM (yOjJe)

375 >>This busty bikini blonde is getting ready for some tennis and also has a total absence of concern that she will catch the monkeypox:
https://is.gd/UC1Wbl


Looks like she might have puled a hamstring.

Some Deep Tissue Massage should fix her right up.

Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2022 01:54 PM (rwTWa)

376 "Ace, your writing and snark demand a bigger audience. But where?"

James Franco likes to make bios about American authors. Someday he'll do an Ace movie, opening up a whole new audience.

Posted by: gp In A Vat at July 28, 2022 01:54 PM (qpX6U)

377 250 Well since we're re-living all the bad parts of the 80's with none of the good, here's some George Michaels
"Praying for Time"
https://youtu.be/goroyZbVdlo

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 28, 2022 01:41 PM (V6f9+)


Very nice, MAE. I'd never heard it. Thank you for fixing that.

Posted by: creeper at July 28, 2022 01:54 PM (cTCuP)

378 Protecting their psyches at the expense of their bodies, but hey, it's all good. Their bodies will cured by medicine and science and billions of dollars of public and NGO money over the next 30 years.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2022 01:18 PM (WWh8n)


So Rhesus Penis isn't generally fatal in adults, anyone know what long term effects, if any, it has?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at July 28, 2022 01:54 PM (1Z8zZ)

379 If one of their gay dads has it and engages in cuddling with open sores.

You forgot the quotes around cuddling.

Posted by: GMan at July 28, 2022 01:54 PM (GfWuY)

380 352 I knew a gay guy in college in the 90s who insisted gay marriage was a dumb idea because the point of being gay was the cock carousel.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2022 11:44 AM
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It was the Lesbians that wanted Gay Marriage not the Peter Pans. Peter Pan is easy to fuck with.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 28, 2022 01:54 PM (bGkHK)

381 The people who for the last 2+ years stigmatized everyone who refused the COVID "vaccine" and refused to wear a useless mask... as a threat to humanity and domestic terrorist whom they hoped would die... are now talking about "stigma"?

Yeah, these people can fuck right off.


+1000

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 28, 2022 01:54 PM (Xrfse)

382 361 I knew a gay guy in college in the 90s who insisted gay marriage was a dumb idea because the point of being gay was the cock carousel.

A few years before suddenly the left decided homosexuals had to be married or it was the same thing as a lynching, homosexuals considered the idea insulting and wrong because it was trying to force them into a hetero lifestyle.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2022 01:52 PM (Ivdso)
_______________________

It was an op. It's all an op. Everything is an op.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 28, 2022 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

383 So am I reading this stat correctly?

From the chart Sean Davis’ tweeted:

218 or 41% of the subjects in the study were HIV positive and then caught Monkeypox via sex?

That seems highly significant to me as an indication of certain homosexual men’s inability to stop themselves from being walking disease vectors.

Posted by: ItFigures at July 28, 2022 01:54 PM (6ydKt)

384 "Schlong Covid". Tucker Carlson is very clever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2022 01:54 PM (fL5aK)

385 I still like Rhesus Penis
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 28, 2022 01:52 PM (flINI)


I'm so going to hell for laughing at that.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 28, 2022 01:54 PM (wmDcS)

386 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2022 01:53 PM (WWh8n)

LOL Mannix I'm pretty sure that's what I said...

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2022 01:54 PM (yOjJe)

387 Julie Brown > The Other Julie Brown > Kennedy

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 28, 2022 01:54 PM (vuisn)

388 The newest bridge in Los Angeles, a $588-million architectural marvel with views of the downtown skyline, opened to great fanfare on July 10. It has already been closed, to great dismay, several times since then amid chaos and collisions.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2022 01:54 PM (UuD2k)

389 140 "Men who have sex with men..."

This is weird, almost like birthing people.
--------------------

Queers who don't act like queers.
'

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2022 01:54 PM (a0N9U)

390 Are there hetero orgies?


When I was in HS, my buddy's father and stepmother were swingers.

It was weird to come out of the teen lair in the basement to get something to drink from the kitchen and have to wind your way around old people copulating all over the den.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2022 01:55 PM (yQpMk)

391 >>> 324 This isn't about science, of course. It's not about avoiding disease -- it's about avoiding stigma.

The people who for the last 2+ years stigmatized everyone who refused the COVID "vaccine" and refused to wear a useless mask... as a threat to humanity and domestic terrorist whom they hoped would die... are now talking about "stigma"?

Yeah, these people can fuck right off.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 28, 2022 01:48 PM (Do5/p)

This.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 28, 2022 01:55 PM (llON8)

392 Just because I have sex with men doesn't mean I'm gay.

Kevin though? Gayer then Liberace's assless chaps.
Posted by: Frank Luntz-McCarthy at July 28, 2022 01:52 PM (ESjRY)
++++
This sock implies that Luntz is the "wife" in the relationship, which is definitely the opposite of reality...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2022 01:55 PM (WWh8n)

393 Since some will keep on doing this they might also have a death wish.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2022 01:50 PM (fL5aK)


That's why the saddest creature on earth is the Old Queen. Physical attractiveness is so important in the male homosexual community, and you can be 50+ and f-able, but only if your bod is perfect, your hair immaculate and lush, teeth perfect, wardrobe current, etc. etc. etc.

I lived next door to an Old Queen couple for a couple years, it was a legit nightmare.

Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2022 01:55 PM (dCxaZ)

394 >> what is "Men who have sex with men" the definition of ?


It's Definitely NOT The Lincoln Project.

They prefer boys.

Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2022 01:55 PM (rwTWa)

395
It's one of the reasons that AIDs never became a "heterosexual plague" that Fraudci lied about.

BUT RYAN WHITE!

Posted by: Elton's john at July 28, 2022 01:55 PM (63Dwl)

396 So, if lesbians in long-term relationships don't have sex, what's the over/under on gays in long-term relationships and extra-curricular dalliances?

Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 28, 2022 01:55 PM (vcv8B)

397 378 Protecting their psyches at the expense of their bodies, but hey, it's all good. Their bodies will cured by medicine and science and billions of dollars of public and NGO money over the next 30 years.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2022 01:18 PM (WWh8n)

So Rhesus Penis isn't generally fatal in adults, anyone know what long term effects, if any, it has?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at July 28, 2022 01:54 PM (1Z8zZ)

Gay Banana cravings

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2022 01:55 PM (ynpvh)

398 I've already seen the battle lines drawn.

"Government isn't doing enough about Monkey Pox".

Like you said, blame Reagan... and most likely here - when they pick their target... blame the republicans.

I'm surprised there isn't a 1.2 trillion dollar "Monkey Pox" relief bill already drawn up with pork so that when republicans vote no - they can be blamed for not caring about gays.

Posted by: Reality Man at July 28, 2022 01:55 PM (7NSrk)

399 Back during one of SNL's rare, and brief, funny periods, Dana Carvey had a recurring character with ideas about this.

I've mentioned this before, but I think it bares repeating...

In the run up to the 2020 election Slate had an article about a good leftist Hausfrau who joined the church of Satan because she was mad at Trump. She opined she wasn't really worshiping Satan, because the Satanic priest told her that they didn't really believe in all that stuff.

And the comments were a bunch of "you go girl!" responses.

The left has really jumped into the whole Satan thing wholeheartedly. They seem to think its just fun and games but if you mentioned this stuff to people a generation ago they'd be out there with torches and pitchforks.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2022 01:55 PM (ESjRY)

400 I mean, I think I'd find it hard to maintain form with the constant nagging thought in the back of my mind "does he have the pox?"
Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 28, 2022 01:30 PM

Sobriety is not strong at these events. Amyl Nitrate, cocaine, booze, and smoking crack is very popular and ups the kink.

Posted by: Cheri at July 28, 2022 01:56 PM (oiNtH)

401 Feathered little dinosaur pox.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 28, 2022


***
"Raptorpox" has a nice ring to it --

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2022 01:56 PM (txdEq)

402 youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo

Now I'm on my knees
Cover me, darling please
Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey?
Hey, hey
Fox the fox
Rat on the rat
You can ape the ape
I know about that

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 28, 2022 01:56 PM (MFZ8i)

403 Ouch - Macaque!

Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2022 01:56 PM (rwTWa)

404 Ann B's newest meme thread:
https://is.gd/Px6R5S
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 28, 2022 01:51 PM (llON8



SAY THE LINE!

LOL.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 28, 2022 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

405 387 Julie Brown > The Other Julie Brown > Kennedy
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 28, 2022 01:54 PM (vuisn)

Truth

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 28, 2022 01:56 PM (V6f9+)

406
Remember how "vaccine" mandates were good because it was a "public health emergency?"

Buggery is now causing a public health emergency, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2022 01:56 PM (hWIGf)

407 Sort-of required in this thread

https://tinyurl.com/3uyhd3an

Posted by: Gref at July 28, 2022 01:56 PM (AMIL/)

408 Fox Knocks Cocks-Pox Talk

Posted by: Variety at July 28, 2022 01:52 PM (yikp0)

I will not smoke cocks in a box,

I will not ride them in my socks,

I will my not put them in my Fartclam,

I'm not a homo, Graham I am.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 28, 2022 01:56 PM (U3uv2)

409 It was weird to come out of the teen lair in the basement to get something to drink from the kitchen and have to wind your way around old people copulating all over the den.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2022 01:55 PM (yQpMk)



It must have been strangely beautiful in there under a black light.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2022 01:56 PM (guGkK)

410 They use the term "Men who have sex with men" to differentiate it from men who are attracted to men but don't have sex with them. Gay is often interchangeably used for both.

Posted by: DocMerlin at July 28, 2022 01:56 PM (jRh4q)

411 349 I knew a gay guy in college in the 90s who insisted gay marriage was a dumb idea because the point of being gay was the cock carousel.

The "game" guys used to brag using their skills they would have sex with hundreds of women. True? Who knows.

But a straight guy throws out a number of say...200 sex partners to brag to another straight guy.

Well...200 sex partners for a gay male is...below average.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2022 01:51 PM (ESjRY)

Gay marriage was always for the lesbian women - they don't partner like gay men do.

Posted by: Nova local at July 28, 2022 01:56 PM (exHjb)

412 person a) "Avoid going to gay orgies"

person b) "Stop caricaturing people"

Person a) is discussing a specific behavior that ought to be avoided to protect oneself. Person b) assumed that person a) meant that all gays participate in orgies. But that thought didn't come from person a) it was formed in the mind of person b).

So who is caricaturing people? Thaaat's right, person b) is the bigot.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 28, 2022 01:57 PM (fs1hN)

413 and have to wind your way around old people copulating all over the den.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2022 01:55 PM (yQpMk)


they couldn't have installed a fridge in the teenager lair?

And that sight would have scarred me for life. Especially because back in the day, the swinger crowd comprised all the fuglies who couldn't get a partner the normal way.

Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2022 01:57 PM (dCxaZ)

414 The people who for the last 2+ years stigmatized everyone who refused the COVID "vaccine" and refused to wear a useless mask... as a threat to humanity and domestic terrorist whom they hoped would die... are now talking about "stigma"?

Yeah, these people can fuck right off.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 28, 2022 01:48 PM (Do5/p)

This.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 28, 2022 01:55 PM (llON

Times infinity.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 28, 2022 01:57 PM (U3uv2)

415 It's almost as if there was something about the left, some driving force, some ideal that they all worship dedicated to increasing the misery of mankind.

Back during one of SNL's rare, and brief, funny periods, Dana Carvey had a recurring character with ideas about this.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic,
-----------------

Baal

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2022 01:57 PM (a0N9U)

416 That's why the saddest creature on earth is the Old Queen.
Posted by: kallisto


They pay.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 28, 2022 01:57 PM (vcv8B)

417 It was an op. It's all an op. Everything is an op.
--------------------
This.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 28, 2022 01:57 PM (bGkHK)

418 Where the Sun Don't Shine Pox

Posted by: JT at July 28, 2022 01:58 PM (T4tVD)

419 I hope all the people encouraging gays to go have illustrious sex and "personally risk" disease after yelling at regular people for not wearing masks and getting "jabs" etc, get dragged into a sewer drain and fucked by a pox-laden monkey until all they can do for the rest of their life is speak in Kamala sentences.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2022 01:58 PM (yOjJe)

420 Oh -- "Kennedy" is her whole professional name? Like Adele, Prince, et al.?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2022 01:52 PM (txdEq)


Yep. Her apparently dead birthname is Lisa Kennedy Montgomery.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 28, 2022 01:58 PM (ZSK0i)

421 Kennedy must like the buttsex

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 28, 2022 01:58 PM (WF/xn)

422 That's why the saddest creature on earth is the Old Queen. Physical attractiveness is so important in the male homosexual community, and you can be 50+ and f-able, but only if your bod is perfect, your hair immaculate and lush, teeth perfect, wardrobe current, etc. etc. etc.

I lived next door to an Old Queen couple for a couple years, it was a legit nightmare.
Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2022


***
In a story of mine I featured a gay college professor who didn't want to live in a heavily-gay area because, he said, "Nothing is sadder than a neighborhood full of aging queens." (Of course, he himself was one -- but he was honest about it.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2022 01:58 PM (txdEq)

423 old people copulating all over the den.
------------------------
Thus a "den of inequity".

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 28, 2022 01:58 PM (yikp0)

424 Same thing here, and she knows it. This is asinine stupidity masquerading as a hot take.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2022 01:20 PM (WWh8n)


Maybe she doesn't. Maybe that's why abortion is so important to people like her. She has no idea how pregnancy happens. It's impossible to know things unless you personally experience them, multiple times.

You don't even have to promise her that you won't do that thing in her mouth because she has no idea that's possible...even though it keeps happening.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at July 28, 2022 01:58 PM (1Z8zZ)

425 An Open Secret
@AnOpenSecret
BREAKING:

Tavistock transgender clinic shut down by NHS after review finds 'not safe' for children

England shutting down only youth transgender clinic over concerns doctors rushed children through sex changes w/o thorough consideration of mental health

https://tinyurl.com/2p96bzu3

Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2022 01:58 PM (NpAcC)

426 152 As far as MTV chicks go, Martha Quinn was cute, as I recall,
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 28, 2022 01:31 PM (iXjtm)

Which is the one who has the gig on Sirius's 80's channel now? Woman has a three-pack-a-day voice.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 28, 2022 01:58 PM (906pl)

427 Thursday, Goldberg said, “Welcome back. You know, in Monday’s conversation about Turning Point USA, I put the young people at the conference in the same category as the protesters outside. I don’t like it when people make assumptions about me, and it’s not any better when I make assumptions about other people, which I did. So my bad. I’m sorry.”

Posted by: SMOD at July 28, 2022 01:58 PM (RHGPo)

428 Cocoa Pox

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 28, 2022 01:58 PM (TNyrE)

429 San Francisco Sodompox

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 28, 2022 01:59 PM (WF/xn)

430
Yep. Her apparently dead birthname is Lisa Kennedy Montgomery.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 28, 2022 01:58 PM (ZSK0i)



She used to be kinda cute. Now she looks like she gets her face done by Earl Scheib every morning.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 28, 2022 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

431 "It was an op. It's all an op. Everything is an op."

Unified Op Theory. They're restarting CERN to test it.

Posted by: gp In A Vat at July 28, 2022 01:59 PM (qpX6U)

432 I still like Rhesus Penis
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 28, 2022 01:52 PM (flINI)

I'm so going to hell for laughing at that.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 28, 2022 01:54 PM (wmDcS)

You got your penis in my monkey-butt!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 28, 2022 01:59 PM (U3uv2)

433 Dood at orgy: "I'm not ghey for having doods suck my dick; the doods are ghey for sucking my dick!"

Posted by: Thrawn at July 28, 2022 01:59 PM (Rl7KJ)

434 Fartclampox

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2022 01:59 PM (UuD2k)

435 By fall monkey pox vaccine will be mandated down to toddlers...

Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2022 01:59 PM (NMHe5)

436 You'd think the gay orgies would decline of their own accord.
---
They had to *close* the bathhouses for AIDS.

I read articles at the time. Some men thought it was "romantic" to "die for love". Others thought it was a rumor to shut down the bathhouses, they didn't believe in the "Gay Disease".

As you won't be allowed to say that this is mainly a gay disease, and many people will run interference because an opportunity cost to homosex is "bigotry" to point out.

The radical side of American politics is post-rational.

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 02:00 PM (krQz2)

437 Who are they blaming monkey pox on?

Posted by: torabora at July 28, 2022 02:00 PM (Y274z)

438 It is so funny that all the woke "New LGBTQIA2S+ World Order" types are the first to use "you must be gay" as an insult.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 28, 2022 02:00 PM (MFZ8i)

439 >>Which is the one who has the gig on Sirius's 80's channel now? Woman has a three-pack-a-day voice.


Kurt Loder

Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2022 02:00 PM (rwTWa)

440 416 That's why the saddest creature on earth is the Old Queen.
Posted by: kallisto

The worst are the one's who are still in the closet yet choose obvious beards and insist on denigrating their ilk.

Even worse than that: when that person is your boss.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 28, 2022 02:00 PM (vuisn)

441 So Rhesus Penis isn't generally fatal in adults, anyone know what long term effects, if any, it has?

Lockdowns, mail-in voting, and then deadly mandatory vaccines.

Posted by: t-bird at July 28, 2022 02:00 PM (Q14hI)

442 Kennedy must like the buttsex
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 28, 2022 01:58 PM (WF/xn)



She's the towel girl at the gay orgy. She's got LOTS of gay friends.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 28, 2022 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

443 She opined she wasn't really worshiping Satan, because the Satanic priest told her that they didn't really believe in all that stuff.

If you're worshipping at a Satanic service it doesn't matter if you believe in Satan or not. You now belong to him. He doesn't care if you believe. And do these folks never grow up? They wear their little costumes and thumb their noses at Mommy and Daddy figures. But I don't quite understand about hating Trump and becoming a Satanist. How are the two connected? It's not as if Trump was the hand picked representative of Christinaity or was a religious authority figure.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2022 02:00 PM (fL5aK)

444 Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2022 01:55 PM (ESjRY)

The ones who say they pray to satan but it's just fun and games because they don't really believe he exists seem to have no grasp of either irony or the greatest trick the devil ever played.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2022 02:00 PM (yOjJe)

445 Nobody has indicated any kind of anti-black sentiment around monkeypox because that's not what it's about and everyone knows it.

Better start thinking up new names for "The Black Death."

Posted by: Socratease at July 28, 2022 02:01 PM (oqnjT)

446 Skittles Pox- Taste the rainbow

Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2022 02:01 PM (NMHe5)

447 Groomer Bumps

Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2022 02:01 PM (rwTWa)

448 As far as MTV chicks go, Martha Quinn was cute, as I recall,
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 28, 2022


***
She was. She had a girl-next-door quality, as long as you lived in a *really* permissive area.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2022 02:01 PM (txdEq)

449 What's Sen. Ms. Lindsey have to say about the monkey pox?

Posted by: torabora at July 28, 2022 02:01 PM (Y274z)

450 Blue City Pox

Posted by: Socratease at July 28, 2022 02:01 PM (oqnjT)

451 England shutting down only youth transgender clinic over concerns doctors rushed children through sex changes w/o thorough consideration of mental health

Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2022 01:58 PM (NpAcC)
---
Well, at least they're sterilized. (Which is the main point, it seems).

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 02:01 PM (krQz2)

452 As far as MTV chicks go, Martha Quinn was cute, as I recall,
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 28, 2022 01:31 PM (iXjtm)

***

Her appearance on Celebrity Jeopardy sealed her status as being dumber than a houseplant.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 28, 2022 02:02 PM (flINI)

453 443 She opined she wasn't really worshiping Satan, because the Satanic priest told her that they didn't really believe in all that stuff.

If you're worshipping at a Satanic service it doesn't matter if you believe in Satan or not. You now belong to him. He doesn't care if you believe. And do these folks never grow up? They wear their little costumes and thumb their noses at Mommy and Daddy figures. But I don't quite understand about hating Trump and becoming a Satanist. How are the two connected? It's not as if Trump was the hand picked representative of Christinaity or was a religious authority figure.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2022 02:00 PM (fL5aK)

Trump was a flawed man trying to do the right thing(s). A very bigly Christian everyman, but a Christian everyman nonetheless.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 28, 2022 02:02 PM (b2nrj)

454 But I don't quite understand about hating Trump and becoming a Satanist. How are the two connected?

Trump represents Heritage America. He is a very imperfect icon for this this...but close enough from the left's perspective.

What's one of the antithesises of Heritage America? Worshipping Satan.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2022 02:02 PM (ESjRY)

455 They pretend alternately that Trump is a gay hating Severe Christian Conservative and also too stupid to know anything about Christianity.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2022 02:02 PM (yOjJe)

456
Her appearance on Celebrity Jeopardy sealed her status as being dumber than a houseplant.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 28, 2022 02:02 PM (flINI)



It happens.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at -$4600 at July 28, 2022 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

457 I said "oh, Martha." I said "Martha Quinn!
I wanna be doing some sin with you Martha Quinn
I wanna be gettin' in Martha Quinn"
I said, "I wanna be stuffin' Martha's muffin!"

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 28, 2022 02:03 PM (vuisn)

458 Looks like muh LadyBugs gave you them Measels!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at July 28, 2022 02:03 PM (rwTWa)

459 Is it completely out of line to ask about the welfare of the children who were reported to have caught monkeypox?

Posted by: Pious Agnostic at July 28, 2022 02:03 PM (f/f5B)

460 Totally Not Gay Pox

Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2022 02:03 PM (NMHe5)

461 "Nothing is sadder than a neighborhood full of aging queens." (Of course, he himself was one -- but he was honest about it.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2022 01:58 PM (txdEq)


Old ladies at least can share pics of their grandchildren over tea and crumpets.

*that's a gross generalization, I know... and females of a certain age are enjoying quality of life and social activity to a greater extent than ever before*

But Old Queens are so embittered and self-hating about their lot in life that they take to serially harassing their young female neighbor because most of her male friends are hot.

And they really were my friends, some were relatives. But in their perverted minds, and considering their "Lived Experience", they projected their own debased lifestyle onto me and attempted to make my life hell.

Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2022 02:03 PM (dCxaZ)

462 439 >>Which is the one who has the gig on Sirius's 80's channel now? Woman has a three-pack-a-day voice.


Kurt Loder

Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2022 02:00 PM (rwTWa)

Nina Blackwood

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2022 02:03 PM (ynpvh)

463 Is it completely out of line to ask about the welfare of the children who were reported to have caught monkeypox?

Don't you worry. They'll be back to catching in a few weeks. Err...because they like baseball. A lot.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at July 28, 2022 02:03 PM (ESjRY)

464 I never said anything bad about Martha Quinn, and I am not about to start now.

Posted by: gp In A Vat at July 28, 2022 02:04 PM (qpX6U)

465 Kennedy looks pretty roached out. I assume she was passed around a few drunken gang bangs in her day. You’d need to have your drink on if you wanted to mount her.

Posted by: TaliBob self radicalized at July 28, 2022 02:04 PM (y1x3W)

466 Thursday, Goldberg said, “Welcome back. You know, in Monday’s conversation about Turning Point USA, I put the young people at the conference in the same category as the protesters outside. I don’t like it when people make assumptions about me, and it’s not any better when I make assumptions about other people, which I did. So my bad. I’m sorry.”

Any purported 'adult' who utters the words 'my bad' should be beaten into an irreversible coma.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2022 02:04 PM (AW0uW)

467 If you aren't allowed to speak about and identify deviant behavior; then one will never be able to solve problems that arise from that behavior.

Posted by: Archer at July 28, 2022 02:04 PM (gmo/4)

468 What's Sen. Ms. Lindsey have to say about the monkey pox?

Nothing. It hurts when I move my lips.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at July 28, 2022 02:04 PM (Q14hI)

469 Totally Not Gay Pox
Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2022 02:03 PM (NMHe5)



Not that there's anything wrong with that pox.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 28, 2022 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

470 after years of literally everyone on the planet being told to modify their behavior to stop a virus, it is now "bigoted" to tell someone to modify their behavior to stop a virus.

stop the world, I want to get off

Posted by: 29Victor at July 28, 2022 02:04 PM (BJKQV)

471 Oooops. Tabitha Soren was the houseplant. I am sure Martha isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer either...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 28, 2022 02:04 PM (flINI)

472 457 LOL!

Posted by: gp In A Vat at July 28, 2022 02:04 PM (qpX6U)

473 Cocoa Pox
Posted by: Curly Shuffle

We have a serious contender

Posted by: AoSHQ betting window at July 28, 2022 02:05 PM (cY9wR)

474
stop the world, I want to get off


I agree. If any of you science types are working on FTL travel please give us something. Soon.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2022 02:05 PM (ESjRY)

475 Not only straight and monogamous but also had the smallpox vaxx in bootcamp mumble mumble years ago. Safe?

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at July 28, 2022 02:05 PM (6zcSr)

476 460 Totally Not Gay Pox

Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2022 02:03 PM (NMHe5)

Big Al's Gay Pox. nod to Southpark

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2022 02:05 PM (ynpvh)

477 Is it completely out of line to ask about the welfare of the children who were reported to have caught monkeypox?
Posted by: Pious Agnostic at July 28, 2022 02:03 PM (f/f5B)



They're not on welfare. They likely got a nice sum from the Congressional Slush Fund for their troubles.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 28, 2022 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

478 Doesn't Mean You Can Tell People to Not Go to Gay Orgies, Bigot!
==
But I cant go to a funeral, a wedding, the office, a fucking restaurant because your gramma might catch a cold.


Eat Shi+ and Die WHOOR

Posted by: Civility anyone? at July 28, 2022 02:05 PM (n5lPW)

479 465 Kennedy looks pretty roached out. I assume she was passed around a few drunken gang bangs in her day. You’d need to have your drink on if you wanted to mount her.
Posted by: TaliBob self radicalized at July 28, 2022 02:04 PM (y1x3W)


She was born in 1972. You do the forbidden maths.

Posted by: Gref at July 28, 2022 02:06 PM (AMIL/)

480 So, first Biden Administration official to get Monkey Pox?

Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2022 02:06 PM (NMHe5)

481 Better start thinking up new names for "The Black Death."
------------------------------
Pustules of Color.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 28, 2022 02:06 PM (yikp0)

482 There are those who rejoice to see others fall and hate to see them rise once more. It is likely personally shameful to see someone else turn away from beloved evils.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 28, 2022 02:06 PM (b2nrj)

483 I hope all the sodomites get the Monkey Pox then I will know them by their bumpy asses.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 28, 2022 02:06 PM (9waO+)

484 But Old Queens are so embittered and self-hating about their lot in life that they take to serially harassing their young female neighbor because most of her male friends are hot.

And they really were my friends, some were relatives. But in their perverted minds, and considering their "Lived Experience", they projected their own debased lifestyle onto me and attempted to make my life hell.
Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2022


***
The limited-run-on-PBS sitcom about a long-time gay couple played by Ian McKellen and Derek Jacobi, Vicious, captured the self-loathing and bitterness very well while still being darkly funny.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2022 02:06 PM (txdEq)

485 Not only straight and monogamous but also had the smallpox vaxx in bootcamp mumble mumble years ago. Safe?

Depends...are you sharing a fox hole with a Milley Militant or a "Football is GAY!" Sportsballer?

Posted by: Obligatory at July 28, 2022 02:06 PM (ESjRY)

486 Birmingham Butt Bingo

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 28, 2022 02:07 PM (WF/xn)

487 If you're worshipping at a Satanic service it doesn't matter if you believe in Satan or not. You now belong to him. He doesn't care if you believe. And do these folks never grow up? They wear their little costumes and thumb their noses at Mommy and Daddy figures. But I don't quite understand about hating Trump and becoming a Satanist. How are the two connected? It's not as if Trump was the hand picked representative of Christinaity or was a religious authority figure.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
----------------------------
Stan's minions hate without reason which ultimately comes from a hatred for themselves and human existence itself.

Marlowe's Faust play has his devil guide tell Faust that wherever Mephistopheles appears, he is still in hell. Same for these people and why they embrace death so much like abortion, getting diseases from kinks, etc.

Posted by: whig at July 28, 2022 02:07 PM (CXr4y)

488 Nothing. It hurts when I move my lips.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham


LOL

Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 28, 2022 02:07 PM (vcv8B)

489 Reading about how Manchin played the GOP is amazing. And then he get this, got a “promise” from Pelosi and Shuner to sometime in the future vote on a bill to expedite permitting for energy projects like a big coal thing in WVA hat is being held up. He punked the GOP but is also dumb enough to think he won’t get punked by Shumer and Pelosi.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 28, 2022 02:07 PM (OalnH)

490 Even worse than that: when that person is your boss.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 28, 2022 02:00 PM (vuisn)


Gawd, that really does bite. You get the ladyboss nightmare mashed up with frustrated old queen.

I had a millenial coworker who was closeted, and I wondered: Why does he even bother, nowadays teh ghey are the privileged class?

Then I realized he hails from a very traditional non-white culture where gayness is really not accepted.

Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2022 02:07 PM (dCxaZ)

491 That Canadian Doctor looks like something you would find frozen in an Ice Cave. Next to her pet Wooly Mammoth.

Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2022 02:07 PM (rwTWa)

492 Fucking the monkey fucking the football pox.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 28, 2022 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

493 So, first Biden Administration official to get Monkey Pox?
Posted by: steevy

Malarky, I wore a mask!

Posted by: Delaware's Own Joe Biden at July 28, 2022 02:08 PM (cY9wR)

494 486 Birmingham Butt Bingo

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 28, 2022 02:07 PM (WF/xn)

Stonewall Shingles

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2022 02:08 PM (ynpvh)

495 459 Is it completely out of line to ask about the welfare of the children who were reported to have caught monkeypox?
Posted by: Pious Agnostic




Don't look at us!!!

Posted by: The Monkeys at July 28, 2022 02:08 PM (rXie1)

496
Fudgepackers Pox

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 28, 2022 02:08 PM (pNxlR)

497 Just like with AIDS, they don't need to ask gay men not to have sex, just not to have sex with strangers and especially with multiple strangers at one time. But, apparently, that's too much to ask.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 28, 2022 02:09 PM (BJKQV)

498 He's being funded to run a site called "BASED Politics,"
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That sounds every bit as real and authentic as Unite the Right.

How about the I'm For Trump, Honest, Social Forum For America

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2022 02:09 PM (yOjJe)

499 I've read that it can be spread from contact with rodents, like gerbils. Maybe that is how it is being spread? But why would gay men be getting 98% of Monkeypox cases if it is spread by gerbils? Something just doesn't add up here, folks.

Posted by: Alec Leamas (working from home) at July 28, 2022 02:10 PM (eRkmE)

500 497 During Pride Month?!

Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2022 02:10 PM (NMHe5)

501 If a homosexual has a revelation that the sodomite orgy lifestyle is not healthy in any way, it is illegal for him to get help--or at least to offer him help.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 28, 2022 02:10 PM (eGTCV)

502 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2022 02:06 PM (txdEq)

I probably would enjoy viewing an episode or two, just to see how well it tracks with what I saw.

The oddest thing is, that YT threw some vintage Quentin Crisp vids in my queue. What an eye-opener! He was pretty self-aware and from a generation that felt the OPPOSITE of entitled. And he would be doxxed and cancelled today due to some of the truths he uttered.

But it was almost eerie the way he predicted how the gay agenda would be accepted by the world at large.

Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2022 02:10 PM (dCxaZ)

503 My take: if you're worshipping Satan, you're being the idiot Satan told God you are.

Congratulations, idiot.

Also my take: Satan doesn't *love* any human--at all. He *wants* to see you go to Hell--he would prefer that mankind went there without exception. The idea is that he somehow thinks that "wins" his dispute with God. He's *not* looking for your worship. He'll accuse you for that very fact. ("Satan" means "accuser"--that's his role).

I think Satan doesn't like fornication either--he wants to condemn you as a fornicator.

Yeah, "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law"...for the "Accuser"!

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 02:10 PM (krQz2)

504 Sodom and Go Pox

Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2022 02:10 PM (NMHe5)

505 She was born in 1972. You do the forbidden maths.

There are plenty of chicks of that vintage who still look good. I would not number Kennedy among them if the pic above is an accurate indicator.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 28, 2022 02:11 PM (ppBhU)

506 Kennedy is from MTV . Not surprised.. On a different note I guess the stock market loves a non recession recession

Posted by: It's me donna at July 28, 2022 02:11 PM (bs+z0)

507 Afternoon.

This probably isn't the place to ask...I'm one of the more libertarian guys here and the gays don't bother me as such (unless they're hitting on me...and they do sometimes hit on me *shakes head*). But why are gay men being told to reduce their number of sex partners "for now"?

Shouldn't they be told to reduce their number of sex partners "period"? Like, "Hey, guys, sticking your dicks in anything and everything is really unhealthy and results in a new plague every five years. How about knocking that shit off, find *one* man you really like and just stick with him? Ya know, whattya call it *snaps fingers* monogamy!"

Dear American Gays,

The Hets try. They don't always succeed, but they try. So can you.

Sincerely,
Moi

Posted by: Robert at July 28, 2022 02:11 PM (pQBBP)

508 499 I've read that it can be spread from contact with rodents, like gerbils. Maybe that is how it is being spread? But why would gay men be getting 98% of Monkeypox cases if it is spread by gerbils? Something just doesn't add up here, folks.
Posted by: Alec Leamas (working from home)



Ahem [looks away furtively]

Posted by: Richard Geer at July 28, 2022 02:11 PM (rXie1)

509 I've read that it can be spread from contact with rodents, like gerbils. Maybe that is how it is being spread? But why would gay men be getting 98% of Monkeypox cases if it is spread by gerbils? Something just doesn't add up here, folks.
Posted by: Alec Leamas (working from home) at July 28, 2022 02:10 PM (eRkmE)



We will probably never know.

Posted by: Richard Gere at July 28, 2022 02:11 PM (yQpMk)

510 That Canadian Doctor looks like something you would find frozen in an Ice Cave. Next to her pet Wooly Mammoth.
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2022 02:07 PM (rwTWa)

Yoko Ono > Canadian Cave Doctor

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 28, 2022 02:11 PM (9waO+)

511 Pronounpox

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2022 02:12 PM (yOjJe)

512 So, first Biden Administration official to get Monkey Pox?
Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2022 02:06 PM (NMHe5)

Rachael Levine?

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 28, 2022 02:12 PM (j40lz)

513 Was not Kennedy Sean Hannity s protege?

Posted by: Jen the original at July 28, 2022 02:12 PM (n2YJ6)

514 Kennedy's BA is in philosophy. You'd think they'd have taught her something about logic, but apparently not.

A Portland-Seattle girl. Oh, brother.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2022 02:12 PM (txdEq)

515 here's the thing

Posted by: DB at July 28, 2022 02:12 PM (geLO8)

516 Into the bath houses for further research!
Dr Anthony Fauci

Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2022 02:12 PM (NMHe5)

517 457 I said "oh, Martha." I said "Martha Quinn!
I wanna be doing some sin with you Martha Quinn
I wanna be gettin' in Martha Quinn"
I said, "I wanna be stuffin' Martha's muffin!"
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 28, 2022 02:03 PM (vuisn)

Is her muffin buttered?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 28, 2022 02:12 PM (V6f9+)

518 Just like with AIDS, they don't need to ask gay men not to have sex

In fact, to show our support, we can de-criminalize knowingly giving someone buttpox.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at July 28, 2022 02:12 PM (//PXO)

519 I just call it blasphemy. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 28, 2022 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

520 Assthritis


Stolen from someone on Instapundit

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 28, 2022 02:12 PM (WF/xn)

521 Fudgepackers Pox
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 28, 2022 02:08 PM (pNxlR)
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That might upset citizens of Green Bay.

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 02:12 PM (krQz2)

522 Trou Macacq

Posted by: Kindltot at July 28, 2022 02:12 PM (xhaym)

523 150 really?

Posted by: ace at July 28, 2022 01:22 PM (B3oWe)

The point was brought up just as COVID broke out. Since then, everything about her has been scrubbed.
///////

it's great to hire weirdo foreigners who wouldn't even get spit on in their home countries.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at July 28, 2022 02:13 PM (OuH7W)

524 When I first read the headline, I was confusing Kennedy with Dagan McDowell, who is also a financial reporter and goes on The Gutfeld Show. I couldn't believe that Dagan would challenge what the guy say.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 28, 2022 02:13 PM (C1rbv)

525 Michael Calderone
@mlcalderone
Republicans "are increasingly shirking sit-down interviews, barring journalists from 2022 events, and skipping debates—an aversion to media scrutiny that could upend how the next presidential election cycle is covered," writes @charlottetklein

Posted by: SMOD at July 28, 2022 02:13 PM (RHGPo)

526 Self-professed Satanists do seem to come in two varieties: atheists who view Satan as metaphorical and bona fide Devil worshippers. Both nuts, but in distinct ways.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 28, 2022 02:13 PM (ppBhU)

527 A gerbil, ma'am.

Posted by: Ralph C. at July 28, 2022 02:13 PM (vuisn)

528 The limited-run-on-PBS sitcom about a long-time gay couple played by Ian McKellen and Derek Jacobi, Vicious, captured the self-loathing and bitterness very well while still being darkly funny.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
----------------------
I found that series quite wretched in that both leads were essentially unlikable asses. I can enjoy dark comedy like the British House of Cards series if the characters are entertaining but I found Vicious to have no entertaining characters at all.

Posted by: whig at July 28, 2022 02:13 PM (CXr4y)

529 At least there's no danger of this thing mutating into something more easily transmissible or dangerous so no big deal. The professional epidemiologists that everyone has apparently become have learned so much!

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2022 02:13 PM (yOjJe)

530 Was not Kennedy Sean Hannity s protege?
Posted by: Jen the original at July 28, 2022


***
No mention of him on K's Wiki page.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2022 02:13 PM (txdEq)

531 I guess I'm an old-fashioned curmudgeon but I find it absolutely impossible to drudge up an ounce of caring for people who are this aberrant and irresponsible. I can in no way, shape or form relate to the lifestyles that are being portrayed in the midst of this latest fear-op. It's alien, in the extreme.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 28, 2022 02:14 PM (Xrfse)

532 Men who have sex with men..."

This is weird, almost like birthing people. Has gay been memory-holed? A lifestyle that dare not be mentioned"? But then it comes back when a lefty wants to use it.
The speech codes are very confusing
Posted by: Ripley at July 28, 2022 01:30 PM (MxEKc)
====
Is this the latest stupid thing? I had not seen this phrase anywhere until very recently. And now it's everywhere. Why don't we just say fags. It's quick and easy and everyone knows what it means.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 28, 2022 02:14 PM (dr4Q1)

533 Never understood why they hired Kennedy.
She's vacant.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2022 02:14 PM (a0N9U)

534 uh, yeah, America isn't doomed. We're at doom. The idea that gheybuttsex orgies are protected but they'll kill your grandma via hospice without even letting you visit them, and no you can't go to church, we'll sick swat on you...yeah.

hey, but no one wanted to stop it.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at July 28, 2022 02:14 PM (OuH7W)

535 Not only straight and monogamous but also had the smallpox vaxx in bootcamp mumble mumble years ago. Safe?

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at July 28, 2022 02:05 PM (6zcSr)


FYI, for those of us over 29, our small pox vaccination protection has worn off.


Scary huh?

Posted by: Archer at July 28, 2022 02:14 PM (gmo/4)

536 Embarrassed to ask but can't decipher AWFL

Awful White Female Ladies???

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at July 28, 2022 02:14 PM (L3dhH)

537 Why are the authorities and the criminal media insisting on saying men who have sex with men?"

Because they won't use the most-commonly used term: fags.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 28, 2022 02:14 PM (C1rbv)

538

Sugar Pox and it's mascot Sugar Pox Pete

https://tinyurl.com/mupjxyun

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2022 02:15 PM (63Dwl)

539 @mlcalderone
Republicans "are increasingly shirking sit-down interviews, barring journalists from 2022 events, and skipping debates—an aversion to media scrutiny that could upend how the next presidential election cycle is covered," writes @charlottetklein


Shirking? Yeah, not so much.

Avoiding a hit piece written by a no talent hack with an agenda......

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 28, 2022 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

540 and speaking of Doom. Every Fortune 1000 company is full on ESG/DIE. You white men can't get hired. You republicans have to hide.

So, yeah, our woke armed forces are being armed by companies that hate you. thanks, congress.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at July 28, 2022 02:15 PM (OuH7W)

541 That first pic of 4 people on Fox news.....I'm counting chromosomes and coming up way short....

Posted by: Corona at July 28, 2022 02:15 PM (nakGR)

542 Embarrassed to ask but can't decipher AWFL

Awful White Female Ladies???
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at July 28, 2022 02:14 PM (L3dhH)

Affluent White Female Liberals

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 28, 2022 02:16 PM (eGTCV)

543 Oi bruv got a fag?

Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2022 02:16 PM (NMHe5)

544 >>>I had not seen this phrase anywhere until very recently. And now it's everywhere. Why don't we just say fags. It's quick and easy and everyone knows what it means.
Posted by: Florida Peasant
-------------------

It's a way to elevate queers to not queer level.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2022 02:16 PM (a0N9U)

545
Posted by: Robert at July 28, 2022 02:11 PM (pQBBP)

Consider that if gays had much self-control they could pursue a heterosexual lifestyle as most men who had gay sex or gay impulses did historically. The lack of self-restraint is characteristic and embraced in the modern culture.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 28, 2022 02:16 PM (b2nrj)

546 The limited-run-on-PBS sitcom about a long-time gay couple played by Ian McKellen and Derek Jacobi, Vicious, captured the self-loathing and bitterness very well while still being darkly funny.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
----------------------
I found that series quite wretched in that both leads were essentially unlikable asses. I can enjoy dark comedy like the British House of Cards series if the characters are entertaining but I found Vicious to have no entertaining characters at all.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2022


***
Hence the title. I watched it to see two old pros working together and having a good time. There were no admirable or likeable characters, but I found myself waiting for the next zinger or putdown. That was the darkly funny part.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2022 02:16 PM (txdEq)

547 Republicans "are increasingly shirking sit-down interviews, barring journalists from 2022 events, and skipping debates—an aversion to media scrutiny that could upend how the next presidential election cycle is covered," writes @charlottetklein

///

biden spent 2020 hiding in his basement. leftwing corps fullon censor things. whatever.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at July 28, 2022 02:16 PM (OuH7W)

548 The fakery is working. I was with a girl last night who is not political. She is smart and reasonably well-read and -informed. MP came up. She correctly recognized that it's "not an STD," but then proceeded to say it wasn't a "gay orgy disease" and can be spread by handshakes. While I said that anything is conceivably possible, MP is not spread by handshakes. It's spread by more intimate conduct and almost exclusively VERY intimate conduct involving multiple people.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 28, 2022 01:31 PM (iFTx/)


I'd probably have said "so, anal in lieu of an end of date handshake?"

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at July 28, 2022 02:16 PM (1Z8zZ)

549 I don't see how Kennedy has managed to a) hold onto a show for as long as she has, and b) be considered either conservative or funny.

Saying things in a dopey voice doesn't make it either funny or ironic or whatever the hell she thinks she's doing. She's like Trevor Noah without the melanin.

Posted by: red speck at July 28, 2022 02:16 PM (gS3OW)

550 CornPox

Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2022 02:16 PM (NMHe5)

551 512 So, first Biden Administration official to get Monkey Pox?
Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2022 02:06 PM (NMHe5)

Rachael Levine?
Posted by: Roland THTG


That would require someone to have sex with it. I was thinking that other "gender-queer" dude that is "in charge" of the nuclear waste.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 28, 2022 02:16 PM (vcv8B)

552 539 Shirking? Yeah, not so much.

Avoiding a hit piece written by a no talent hack with an agenda......
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 28, 2022 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

The hit pieces are going to get written no matter what. Why bother contributing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 28, 2022 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

553 Affluent White Female Liberal

Posted by: Gref at July 28, 2022 02:16 PM (AMIL/)

554 Theory: Women who go by single names ain't right in the head: Examples: Cher, Madonna, P!nk, Kennedy...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 28, 2022 02:17 PM (PiwSw)

555 But I don't quite understand about hating Trump and becoming a Satanist. How are the two connected? It's not as if Trump was the hand picked representative of Christinaity or was a religious authority figure.

I'd guess it went something like this:

Orange Man Bad! Orange Man pro-life? Christians pro-life. Get back at Orange Man by becoming Satanist.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 28, 2022 02:17 PM (Bd6X8)

556
Risk-taking promiscuous gay men know what the risks are, and continue doing what they're doing anyway. They aren't going to be talked out of it by public figures or anybody else. They know and don't care. This was clearly shown by the AIDS phenomenon.

The across-the-board Orwellian insistence to not believe obvious truths is corrupt madness, obviously. I wonder if it's a sign that the whole rickety leftist politics structure is about to collapse.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 28, 2022 02:17 PM (Oq6cI)

557
=========

The hit pieces are going to get written no matter what. Why bother contributing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 28, 2022 02:16 PM (LvTSG)



Truth.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 28, 2022 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

558 542 Affluent White Female Liberals
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 28, 2022 02:16 PM (eGTCV)

Thank you! Watch dem chickens...

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at July 28, 2022 02:17 PM (L3dhH)

559 "The speech codes are very confusing"

They use MSM (how's that for a coincidence) in order to capture the guys who refuse to identify as gay, but still do the gay stuff.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 28, 2022 02:18 PM (Kgfzk)

560 550 CornPox
Posted by: steevy a

ooohhhhh, hot DAMN!

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at July 28, 2022 02:18 PM (OuH7W)

561 "fags"? Why are we talking about cigarettes when referring to homosexual doods?

Posted by: Thrawn at July 28, 2022 02:18 PM (Rl7KJ)

562 First Biden official to get Monkeypox: Sam Brinton.

Bank it.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 28, 2022 02:18 PM (PiwSw)

563 Scary huh?
Posted by: Archer at July 28, 2022 02:14 PM (gmo/4)


Not if you're not going to gay buttsex orgies. I personally never had the smallpox vax, they stopped doing it right after I was born.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 28, 2022 02:18 PM (DRSnL)

564 560 550 CornPox
Posted by: steevy a

PornPox

Posted by: It's me donna at July 28, 2022 02:18 PM (bs+z0)

565 Her appearance on Celebrity Jeopardy sealed her status as being dumber than a houseplant.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 28, 2022 02:02 PM (flIN

I'm the ficus of Jeopardy contestants.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at July 28, 2022 02:18 PM (89T5c)

566 Calling nood before I post in the nood. Cuz I care.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at July 28, 2022 02:18 PM (1Z8zZ)

567 Hate to be that rare strictly straight guy who gets the Monkeypox.

' I swear on a stack of bibles I don't like Penis. Please believe me ! '

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 28, 2022 02:19 PM (rrmPi)

568 Men who have sex with men
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Don't Say Gay

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2022 02:19 PM (yOjJe)

569 559 "The speech codes are very confusing"

They use MSM (how's that for a coincidence) in order to capture the guys who refuse to identify as gay, but still do the gay stuff.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 28, 2022 02:18 PM (Kgfzk)

I've got news for you...

Posted by: Ice-T at July 28, 2022 02:19 PM (PiwSw)

570 559 "The speech codes are very confusing"

They use MSM (how's that for a coincidence) in order to capture the guys who refuse to identify as gay, but still do the gay stuff.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 28, 2022 02:18 PM (Kgfzk)

Dood from SUV, when talking with Ice T: "I am not gay! I have relationships with women, and sex with men!"

Posted by: Thrawn at July 28, 2022 02:19 PM (Rl7KJ)

571 Straights outnumber gays by between 66 and 33 to one, not nineteen. Numerous surveys by NORC with tens of thousands of participants recorded homosexuality at between 1.5 and 3% of the population.

Where are you getting 5 and a quarter of the population being gay from?

Posted by: Cowboy Wally at July 28, 2022 02:19 PM (n5SXK)

572 Self-professed Satanists do seem to come in two varieties: atheists who view Satan as metaphorical and bona fide Devil worshippers. Both nuts, but in distinct ways.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 28, 2022 02:13 PM (ppBhU)
---
But that the "symbol" for an atheist "Satanist" is a sort of archetype named "Accusor", should be something, even if you don't believe in either.

It makes you a candidate for scorn, were there such an entity.

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 02:19 PM (krQz2)

573 Sugar Pox and it's mascot Sugar Pox Pete

https://tinyurl.com/mupjxyun
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2022


***
Now you done it! I'm gonna spend a lot of time on that site!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2022 02:20 PM (txdEq)

574 AWFLs are the root of most of these problems. Fags and MP, Trannies competing with females, Resident Biden. It's a common thread.

Posted by: Archer at July 28, 2022 02:20 PM (gmo/4)

575 If Ned Ryun is going to go on Fox News and let them call him a bigot for simply speaking the truth, then he gets what he deserves.

Also, Fox News is fully MSNBC. I cannot tell the difference. Some dikey chick in glasses calling people who disagree with her names seems...well, I wish I could say I don't understand why #conservatives still consume it. But then I'd be a liar.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at July 28, 2022 02:20 PM (nZRvW)

576 Where are you getting 5 and a quarter of the population being gay from?
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Its called the Crocs phenomena.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 28, 2022 02:21 PM (bGkHK)

577 Hence the title. I watched it to see two old pros working together and having a good time. There were no admirable or likeable characters, but I found myself waiting for the next zinger or putdown. That was the darkly funny part.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
--------------------
I can watch Don Rickles for that as he was the master of it and I never particularly found put down humor very appealing except when Ace does it to media or politicians.

Posted by: whig at July 28, 2022 02:21 PM (CXr4y)

578 525 Michael Calderone
@mlcalderone
Republicans "are increasingly shirking sit-down interviews, barring journalists from 2022 events, and skipping debates—an aversion to media scrutiny that could upend how the next presidential election cycle is covered," writes @charlottetklein
____________________

Since how presidential election cycles are covered so poorly now, maybe it ought to change, ever think of that, genius?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 28, 2022 02:22 PM (fs1hN)

579 571 Straights outnumber gays by between 66 and 33 to one, not nineteen. Numerous surveys by NORC with tens of thousands of participants recorded homosexuality at between 1.5 and 3% of the population.

Where are you getting 5 and a quarter of the population being gay from?
Posted by: Cowboy Wally at July 28, 2022 02:19 PM (n5SXK)

Not sure who this is addressed as but if you slice be age category the younger groups have higher gay rates.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 28, 2022 02:22 PM (b2nrj)

580 You know what would be very effective in thwarting this? Social distancing. Only eight or so inches of social distancing.

C'mon Dr. Fauci, speak up!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2022 02:23 PM (2e5RV)

581 Affluent White Female Liberals

The new 'white knights' trying to protect all the right groups of people's feelings, but having no self awareness to see how bigoted they are to these groups.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 28, 2022 02:24 PM (fs1hN)

582 Posted by: whig at July 28, 2022 02:21 PM (CXr4y)

Nice wig. Was the shop out of masks?

Posted by: Don Rickles at July 28, 2022 02:24 PM (yOjJe)

583 So, first Biden Administration official to get Monkey Pox?
Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2022 02:06 PM (NMHe5)

Rachael Levine?
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 28, 2022 02:12 PM (j40lz)
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In a dead heat with Mayor Buttplug.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 28, 2022 02:24 PM (YqDXo)

584 Fortunately, no orgy-goers live in this house.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 28, 2022 02:25 PM (Mzdiz)

585 Georgia Democratic gubernatorial nominee Stacey Abrams is out with a new ad that uses a "former deputy sheriff" to argue that Abrams's opponent is making the state "less safe." There's just one problem: That officer never served in Georgia.

In a July 12 ad titled "Dangerous," Abrams's leadership PAC, One Georgia, employs a "former deputy sheriff"—who is identified only as "Dennis"—to claim that Republican governor Brian Kemp "may talk tough" but "makes us less safe." But "Dennis" never patrolled the mean streets of Atlanta—or any Georgia street, for that matter. "Dennis" is LGBT attorney and Democratic activist Dennis Collard, a Florida native who worked as a police officer in the Sunshine State from 1994-1999, his LinkedIn shows.

This is far from the first time Abrams has been forced to go out of state in search of political support.

Posted by: SMOD at July 28, 2022 02:27 PM (RHGPo)

586 The speech codes are very confusing
Posted by: Ripley



As designed. Those Newspeak Dictionaries are always being updated.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 28, 2022 02:28 PM (OTXUv)

587 Only eight or so inches of social distancing.

C'mon Dr. Fauci, speak up!


Kinda overkill, dontcha think?

Posted by: Anthony Fauci at July 28, 2022 02:29 PM (Q14hI)

588 556
Risk-taking promiscuous gay men know what the risks are, and continue doing what they're doing anyway. They aren't going to be talked out of it by public figures or anybody else. They know and don't care. This was clearly shown by the AIDS phenomenon.

The across-the-board Orwellian insistence to not believe obvious truths is corrupt madness, obviously. I wonder if it's a sign that the whole rickety leftist politics structure is about to collapse.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Leftism in general is simply a slow method of suicide for themselves and society.

Posted by: whig at July 28, 2022 02:29 PM (CXr4y)

589 I'm the ficus of Jeopardy contestants.
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer

Hilarious! He was actually down -$4,600 and they had to front him some money to keep him in the game. An actual wolf would have been a better contestant.

Posted by: Cheri at July 28, 2022 02:29 PM (oiNtH)

590 582 Posted by: whig at July 28, 2022 02:21 PM (CXr4y)

Nice wig. Was the shop out of masks?

Posted by: Don Rickles

Heh.

Posted by: whig at July 28, 2022 02:30 PM (CXr4y)

591 Red Turban Someguy
It was addressed to Ace, as he’s the one who wrote the article, and no one else asked about the percentages.
Thanks for the answer.
I’d like to see those surveys (you don’t have to link to them unless you’ve got links). My guess is they are as agenda driven and as poorly executed as nearly every other poll today.
Being not straight is a way for people to claim a higher position on the grievance totem pole. That’s what’s fueling the alleged rise in the number of not straights.

Posted by: Cowboy Wally at July 28, 2022 02:30 PM (n5SXK)

592 The line broke
The monkey got poked

Posted by: Rex B at July 28, 2022 02:31 PM (/o7t3)

593 Not sure who this is addressed as but if you slice be age category the younger groups have higher gay rates.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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Most polling uses self identified reporting and does not ask screening questions.

NORC uses (or did use) screening question as to actual sexual practice, not just id. Apply this screening, the actual practice versus self identity would probably drop those numbers considerably.

Posted by: whig at July 28, 2022 02:32 PM (CXr4y)

594 Elon Musk is pleading for more investment in lithium, the silvery-white metal that's crucial to making electric-car batteries. He recently complained about the metal's "insane" costs and said anyone who enters the refining business basically gets a "license to print money." The billionaire has a point. As the auto industry shifts away from dirty fossil fuels and toward cleaner battery power, lithium is in the spotlight.

.. lithium is also used in thermonuclear devices, which is why they don't call them hydrogen bombs any more.
I've wondered if an EV with lithium batteries could be used to enhance the power of a nuclear device.

I used to have a co-worker who told me he could construct a thermonuclear device from plumber's lithium, an acoustic lens and an atom bomb.

Posted by: SMOD at July 28, 2022 02:34 PM (RHGPo)

595 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2022 01:49 PM (Ivdso)

Pretty much every libertarian is a wack job. I think the problem is too many people who basically are conservatives, call themselves libertarians since the Republican party is just trash. I know i find myself doing it.

We need a new middle ground, for people who want freedoms, but understand small government is bad, that some things need to be illegal, and that jews aren't controlling the weather and gold.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 28, 2022 02:34 PM (c8EA0)

596 We need a new middle ground, for people who want freedoms, but understand small government is bad, that some things need to be illegal, and that jews aren't controlling the weather and gold.
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Agree, except for the gold thingy and delis.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 28, 2022 02:36 PM (bGkHK)

597 Leftism in general is simply a slow method of suicide for themselves and society.
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TBF

Imagine thinking that Govt was the only solution to all your problems. You'd be fcukin depressed also.

Their brains are completely screwed up.

Posted by: Civility anyone? at July 28, 2022 02:36 PM (cfx3c)

598 We need a new middle ground, for people who want freedoms, but understand small government is bad, that some things need to be illegal, and that jews aren't controlling the weather and gold.
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Agree, except for the gold thingy and delis.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 28, 2022 02:36 PM (bGkHK)

So who's doing the geoengineering? Surely those of you approaching 29 have noticed that the skies are full of long-lasting stripes now.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 28, 2022 02:42 PM (Mzdiz)

599 don't understand the pathology or motivation behind the 38/7 club people. Taking 40 dicks a week cannot be enjoyable. It can't be fun. Is it the "pride of accomplishment" thing?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2

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I never understood why size matters to gay men! It seems to me, a hetero woman, that if you were the jammer you'd want the jammee to be small. Having a large penis shoved into your butt seems extra painful.

Posted by: Chillin the most at July 28, 2022 02:46 PM (6+U8M)

600 The straight:gay ratio is not 19:1. 5% is the high end estimate of gay males, 1% is the only estimate of dykes. Going with the high end estimate, this means the overall ratio is 33:1. The reality is probably more like 45:1.
Assuming 45:1, this means that homos are over-represented among monkeypox enjoyers at about 2400x. Yes, the homo is 2,400 times as likely to be monkeypoxed. By comparison, for HIV his advantage is only 70x.

Posted by: Craken at July 28, 2022 03:00 PM (Wlx6n)

601 Rump mumps

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 28, 2022 03:13 PM (N6m+x)

602 This is SO unbelievably dumb. This disease has NEVER escaped Africa before, so how it spreads, etc., among a modern society was UKNOWN.

It is no longer unknown. It appears as if the "close contact" required to spread this disease is not some casual contact. It appears it MUST be prolonged intimate contact, maybe, practically speaking, SWEATY intimate contact, even. And I don't mean that in a snarky way.

And it also seems like it has to involve multiple partners in a near term way such that you don't have obvious symptoms between partner 1 and 2.

So who would be susceptible to that ?

Oh, well look at that - promiscuous gay men. You DO NOT have to assign any value judgement to that statement. It is a scientifically based hypothesis that appears to be proven by empirical data.

Posted by: deadrody at July 28, 2022 03:15 PM (/jrmI)

603 Bufu Flu

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 28, 2022 03:16 PM (N6m+x)

604 The Pervy Scurvy

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 28, 2022 03:20 PM (N6m+x)

605 It’s the Peter Puffer Pox (PPP)

Posted by: Uncle Slayton at July 28, 2022 03:27 PM (NVtgT)

606
Service entrance pox

Posted by: portlandon at July 28, 2022 03:31 PM (+oR7L)

607 Uhmmm...41% also already have HIV. Yet are having random unprotected sex with multiple partners....WITHOUT even glancing to see if they are covered with Monkey Pustules, or mentioning to those same partners, "Oh by the way, I have an incurable deadly sexually transmitted disease that's primary means of transfer is anal sex...now bend over"

Posted by: Birddog at July 28, 2022 03:46 PM (uAI4S)

608 Lupus in the pooftus

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 28, 2022 03:53 PM (N6m+x)

609 The Gay Rabies

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 28, 2022 04:07 PM (N6m+x)

610 The thing that's magnificent about Kennedy's retort to Sean Davis is that it basically amounts to: "Shut up, fag." People who advocate for gays sure do say some awfully anti-gay things.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 28, 2022 01:24 PM (ppBhU)

Well since she's advocating for them to catch a disease and die, it fits right in

Posted by: Oldcat at July 28, 2022 04:18 PM (eoQWY)

611 Who really believes religion has anything to do with it?

It's the JUNK SCIENCE that people are rejecting. Not long after the mRna jab rollout, and resistance was beginning to be felt, a survey found that most of the jab-resistant respondents belonged to the Ph. D. cohort.

That's not exactly a hotbed of evangelical Christianity, leftard.
Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2022 01:39 PM (dCxaZ)

Leftists love assuming the core oppo is hard Christians because they know that for tons of the 'free thinkers' and 'moderates' will run in any direction to avoid being lumped in with them. Even Peter denied Christ three times when the chips were down....Libertarians, center left and center right do it every time there's a hot button issue at hand.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 28, 2022 04:28 PM (eoQWY)

612 Somewhere this morning ( American Thinker maybe) had copt of a DoD page listing diseases and one was Monkeypox
Posted by: Skip's phone

Is this biolabs thing? Cuz I've been assured by government and the press that those don't exist anywhere, and besides, they weren't working on gain of function research or mishandling viruses or weaponizing stuff and even if they were they would never turn it loose. Now eat the bugs and enjoy the safe ghey orgies
Posted by: Skeptical Schnauzer at July 28, 2022 01:52 PM (h+7ej)

They certainly don't exist because a high official testified before Congress that they were afraid that the Russians might capture them in the Ukraine War.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 28, 2022 04:32 PM (eoQWY)

613 I vote for " ASSphault Virus"

Posted by: Shaftoe at July 28, 2022 04:33 PM (gS/r9)

614 Elon Musk is pleading for more investment in lithium, the silvery-white metal that's crucial to making electric-car batteries.

Posted by: SMOD at July 28, 2022 02:34 PM (RHGPo)

Why don't you bankroll it yourself, that way you will know it is done right Elon.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 28, 2022 04:34 PM (eoQWY)

615 Sure, let's go ahead and blame Reagan for AIDS.

So then why do you want the government to run healthcare?

Posted by: youbet at July 28, 2022 04:51 PM (xqmCG)

616 Butt boils?

Posted by: HowAbout at July 28, 2022 06:08 PM (2NhhP)

617 This woman is an idiot like Geraldo.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 28, 2022 06:58 PM (0ocXn)

618 The best comment on the twitter thread was "Andrew Gillum has joined the chat". I rolled out of my chair bwhaaaaaa

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