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Recession propaganda won't be able to influence people once BBB starts to take hold. The final passage of President Biden's agenda signals America's resurgence, and YOUR worst nightmare.
Posted by: Sid

I remember my first beer, Sid. I also remember the first time I joined forty other dudes in running an evil splooge train on your sweaty shame-pit of a mother.

From last week, and I'm surprised this shock story didn't get more coverage: Hunter Biden's marriage is on the rocks.

You don't say.

Hunter Biden's marriage to filmmaker Melissa Cohen is on the rocks under the pressure of the federal investigation into him, say insiders.

Ohhhhh... Hunter Biden's marriage is in trouble because of pressure due to federal investigations into him. Right right right right right. I was going to say, yeah, that would be the most likely cause of marital friction involving Hunter Biden.

One source close to the couple said, "They never go anywhere because they've been instructed to stay out of sight and away from the cameras while the investigation into Hunter continues.

Well if there's one thing Hunter Biden naturally shies away from, it's cameras.

"Added to the pressure, the Secret Service lives in a much larger mansion next door to them and they watch over Hunter like hawks. It is extremely frustrating for both of them."

I'm sure it's no box of chocolate for the Secret Service to have to watch over Captain Crackhead and the Mystery Hookers, either.

Are we really at the stage where Hunter Biden is planting stories in the press to drum up public sympathy for his plight?!?!

Oh, and Hunter Biden and his sister-in-law-slash-illicit-lover are squabbling over a cherished family heirloom Crack-Box.

HUNTER Biden and his sister-in-law turned lover Hallie had a blazing fight over a crack rock found hidden behind a picture of his late brother Beau.
President Joe Biden's son, 52, lashed out at Hallie, 47, after claiming to have discovered a designer Hermes box containing what appears to be drug paraphernalia and hard drugs at her home in Wilmington, Delaware.

Classy. This family is one step away from breeding pit-bulls for dogfighting.

Do you feel your norms restoring?

Disgraced Nepot and Covid Resources Embezzler and Covid Recovery Faker Chris Cuomo recently started, what else, a podcast, where he made the fairly startling claim that "Journalists don't usually share personal opinions or positions."

It's a lie of such incredible potency you could make a salt crystal out of it and use it like a drug. In fact, Hunter Biden just did. There it goes, Hunter Biden just smoked Christ Cuomo's crack-lie. It's gone now. And now Hunter Biden is planting a story in the New York Post that he's only high because Secret Service agents are "nosy nosertons."

Chris Cuomo will be on TV again. Sort of. He'll be on a small channel I've never heard of called News Nation, or NN. It's like two thirds of CNN.

The male transgender -- which the media calls "the transgender woman," the transgender woman with a penis who has had sex with two real women in a woman's prison and impregnated them -- has been removed from the women's prison.

Probably because "the transgender woman" with the penis was knocking up too many of the non-transgender women with his feminine penis and its womanly sperm.

A transgender inmate who impregnated two women while incarcerated at Edna Mahan Correctional Facility for Women has been moved to a new facility, according to the Department of Corrections.
Demi Minor, 27, was transferred to Garden State Youth Correctional Facility, a prison for young adult offenders in Burlington County, last month, Dan Sperrazza, a Department of Corrections spokesman, said.
He said the DOC moved Minor to the vulnerable unit at the facility and that she is currently the only woman prisoner on the site. Sperrazza said he could not comment on the DOC's specific housing actions in Minor's case because of policies around privacy.

The transgender woman with the completely-female penis who has penis-in-vagina sex with women but totally in a lesbian way was in the womens' prison thanks to leftwing politics and also a lawsuit from the ACLU.

The totally-female transgender who is totally not scamming the system is in jail for carjacking and manslaughter, and says she is the Real Victim Here.

In a scathing post on her Justice 4 Demi blog, Minor has described how she was allegedly misgendered and abused by guards during the transfer to the prison for your adults in Burlington County.
The woman was placed on suicide watch after she tried to hang herself during the transfer.
Minor also alleged she was held at New Jersey State Prison for a brief time, during which security referred to her as "a he" over 30 times.

Oh my. It's literally torture.

Minor added: "Mentally I have not been myself and I am losing my essence. The Demi, who wants to wear make-up and hangout with her friends is not permitted here.
"They [officers] have said that I can have my make-up but the truth is we know its a death wish, its literally going to cause more harassment.
"I have accepted that I am in a male facility but I have not accepted nor will I ever agree to or accept that I am anything other than a woman who happens to be transgender."

Who likes to bang women with his penis.

The only thing that would make this better is if he is also a groomer.

Over the years, Minor has become a juvenile justice advocate.

There you go.

The World's Oldest Fake Thirty-Something Taylor Lorenz accused an autistic minority man who was apparently doing nothing except standing on a public street at a public event of stalking her, all because he had previously set up an account where he copied all the stuff she posted online.

She took offense to that, and claimed it was stalking, which caused people to wonder: Why? Isn't that Taylor Lorenz's entire fake "journalism" gig, keeping people's entire digital histories stored for future exploitation? Why shouldn't her every digital word be preserved for future reference? If we have no privacy from, no right to be digitally forgotten by, Taylor Lorenz, why should she have these things from/by us?

Oh I know, that's right, because she's a Woman in "Journalism" and the rules are special for this Swiss boarding school rich bitch.

New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern:

"We will continue to be your single source of truth… Unless you hear it from us it is not the truth"pic.twitter.com/r03MhqCgzI
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) July 25, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 06:36 PM

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1 >>>Ohhhhh... Hunter Biden's marriage is in trouble because of pressure due to federal investigations into him. Right right right right right.

Also, the monkeypox.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 28, 2022 06:37 PM (QYPq3)

2 FIRST !

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2022 06:37 PM (V13WU)

3 Hunter's marriage is on the rocks? Like the crack rocks rocks?

Posted by: NCKate at July 28, 2022 06:37 PM (2oJif)

4 I DON'T CARE !! FIRST !!!

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2022 06:38 PM (V13WU)

5 All is proceeding as I have foreseen...

Posted by: That guy who foresees everything at July 28, 2022 06:41 PM (llXky)

6 I was on the Urine Analysis list today. Hunter's name came up LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 28, 2022 06:41 PM (Irn0L)

7 I nooded everyone

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 28, 2022 06:41 PM (fs1hN)

8 I am the only person here so far except for the bartender. Kurt does not speak until 7:30 or so

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 28, 2022 06:41 PM (dTHoM)

9
Also, the monkeypox.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 28, 2022 06:37 PM (QYPq3)
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No, man. Just no. Hunter will give me some sick shit. No.

Posted by: The Monkeypox at July 28, 2022 06:42 PM (llXky)

10 I was on the Urine Analysis list today. Hunter's name came up LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 28, 2022 06:41 PM (Irn0L)
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Seriously? They make officers watch piss tests? That was something for the junior NCOs in the AF.

Oh wait...maybe it's a perk of rank in the Navy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 06:43 PM (llXky)

11 The Lib'rals laughed themselves sick over how "dumb" Sarah Palin was, and are still laughing, in their semi-desperate way. Was she as dumb as Kamala?

Posted by: Caliban at July 28, 2022 06:44 PM (HgGBT)

12 Hunter Biden's marriage to filmmaker Melissa Cohen is on the rocks under the pressure of the federal investigation into him, say insiders.
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And after a while, you can't take all the right-wing pouncing!

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 06:44 PM (krQz2)

13 so, what did senate democrats cook up ? "According to a one-page summary, the bill will include $739 billion in new revenue through a 15% corporate minimum tax, prescription drug savings and added IRS enforcement, and it will limit the so-called carried interest tax break.

The bill will also include $369 billion in spending on energy security and climate change and $64 billion in funding for the Affordable Care Act, for a total of $433 billion in spending."

subsidies, subsidies, subsidies and...more subsidies

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2022 06:44 PM (V13WU)

14 ~~Recession~~ Famine propaganda won't be able to influence people once BBB starts to take hold. The final passage of President Biden's agenda signals America's resurgence, and YOUR worst nightmare.
Posted by: Fcktard troll next year just before it starves to death

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 28, 2022 06:44 PM (llON8)

15 I can't imagine anyone marrying that hooker loving creep. Ick, ick, icky.

Posted by: Tuna at July 28, 2022 06:45 PM (gLRfa)

16 I'm pretty sure Melissa Cohen is just tired of Hunter coming up to her with his pecker in his hand and asking her if this looks like an STD.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2022 06:45 PM (PY/t0)

17
The bill will also include $369 billion in spending on energy security and climate change and $64 billion in funding for the Affordable Care Act, for a total of $433 billion in spending."

subsidies, subsidies, subsidies and...more subsidies

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2022 06:44 PM (V13WU)
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Don't forget - all the 'accidental' Covid overpayments are being forgiven as well. And the Paycheck Protection loans are being forgiven, too.

It's a great time to get a fixed-rate loan, no?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 06:46 PM (llXky)

18 Hey, from what I heard, his wife agreed that he did not hurt her or leave a mark.

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 06:46 PM (krQz2)

19 Gee, why the mean swipe at people who breed pitbulls for dogfighting, Ace?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2022 06:46 PM (guGkK)

20 >>Recession propaganda won't be able to influence people once BBB starts to take hold. The final passage of President Biden's agenda signals America's resurgence, and YOUR worst nightmare.

In a way the idiot is right, it is a frigging nightmare.

What he's far too stupid to understand is it will be a nightmare for everyone.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 28, 2022 06:47 PM (ZLI7S)

21 here is something : " $1.9 billion for a "Neighborhood access and equity grant program." That money would be available to, among other things, help fix areas with "gaps in tree canopy coverage" in underserved communities." 😭😭😭

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2022 06:47 PM (V13WU)

22 Hey, from what I heard, his wife agreed that he did not hurt her or leave a mark.

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 06:46 PM (krQz2)
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Who gets the drugs in the divorce settlement, though? And does Hunter get to keep his unregistered illegal firearms or do they have to split them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 06:47 PM (llXky)

23 Seriously? They make officers watch piss tests? That was something for the junior NCOs in the AF.

Oh wait...maybe it's a perk of rank in the Navy.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 06:43 PM (llXky)

Ah watch? NO. I had to make a donation LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 28, 2022 06:47 PM (Irn0L)

24 "$1.5 billion "for tree planted and related activities, with a priority for projects that benefit underserved populations and areas."

🤪🤪🤪

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2022 06:48 PM (V13WU)

25 Hey, from what I heard, his wife agreed that he did not hurt her or leave a mark.

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 06:46 PM (krQz2)
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Who gets the drugs in the divorce settlement, though? And does Hunter get to keep his unregistered illegal firearms or do they have to split them.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 06:47 PM (llXky)
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Hunter is definitely keeping his porn and crackpipe collections.

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 06:48 PM (krQz2)

26 Demi bas not been himself and is losing his essence?

I think we found it over here, buddy!

Posted by: Two pregnant inmates at July 28, 2022 06:48 PM (kXYt5)

27 Cohen is willing to overlook hookers, affairs, crack and illegitimate children, but, an investigation is a bridge too far?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 28, 2022 06:48 PM (5pTK/)

28 "Recession propaganda won't be able to influence people once BBB starts to take hold. The final passage of President Biden's agenda signals America's resurgence, and YOUR worst nightmare."

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O.M.G.

It's really disconcerting to see and understand just how really stupid and deluded some people are.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 28, 2022 06:48 PM (sVtYq)

29 "$1.5 billion "for tree planted and related activities, with a priority for projects that benefit underserved populations and areas."

Yeah. That should reduce inflation by A LOT.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2022 06:49 PM (guGkK)

30 "$403 million for IRS expenses, "including purchase and hire of passenger motor vehicles."

🤬🤬🤬

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2022 06:49 PM (V13WU)

31 Hunter seems like he likes a good time. Who can resist a good time?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2022 06:49 PM (dzJhQ)

32 >>> 24 "$1.5 billion "for tree planted and related activities, with a priority for projects that benefit underserved populations and areas."

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2022 06:48 PM (V13WU)

This is all make-believe at this point. All the money is being siphoned off for hookers and blow.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 28, 2022 06:49 PM (llON8)

33 ...And this is the hour I learned that Hunter Biden was married.

During Pride Month?!

Pride Month?!

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 06:49 PM (krQz2)

34 Yeah. That should reduce inflation by A LOT.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2022 06:49 PM (guGkK)

I see multiple NFPs forming overnight...

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2022 06:50 PM (V13WU)

35 "$1.5 billion "for tree planted and related activities, with a priority for projects that benefit underserved populations and areas."

And have them plant the trees with spoons!

Posted by: Milton Friedman at July 28, 2022 06:50 PM (guGkK)

36 He'll be on a small channel I've never heard of called News Nation, or NN.

It's like two thirds of CNN."

hee hee

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2022 06:50 PM (Ivdso)

37 how many more of these debacles do we have to go thru before it becomes apparent to all Mitch is NOT a war time consigliere ?

Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2022 06:50 PM (us2H3)

38 I was on the Urine Analysis list today. Hunter's name came up LOL

I remember those days. Got "randomly" selected every time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - On my phone, identifiers may vary at July 28, 2022 06:50 PM (GsLqH)

39 here is something : " $1.9 billion for a "Neighborhood access and equity grant program." That money would be available to, among other things, help fix areas with "gaps in tree canopy coverage" in underserved communities."

--

That will really impede the police helicopter spotlights.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 28, 2022 06:50 PM (sVtYq)

40 Oh, and Hunter Biden and his sister-in-law-slash-illicit-lover are squabbling over a cherished family heirloom Crack-Box.

***

To be fair, that might be Natalie's crack-box

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 28, 2022 06:50 PM (gbzeC)

41 I'm living in a nightmare.
It's what they had to endure while FDR was Presidenting. For 12 years.

FOR 12 YEARS.

Posted by: torabora at July 28, 2022 06:51 PM (Y274z)

42 Ah watch? NO. I had to make a donation LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 28, 2022 06:47 PM (Irn0L)
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When I came for my most recent test, I loudly announced the room that it would be the most productive thing I did all drill weekend.

They laughed because it was true.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 06:51 PM (llXky)

43 *Puts on tinfoil hat*

So we're intentionally flying a jet to Taiwan to instigate a war with China, wherein nukes get launched and all the WEC folks hide in their well stocked bunkers until we're all sufficiently dead.

Nancy isn't really on the plane though. She's in her personal bunker in Costa Rica.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2022 06:51 PM (PY/t0)

44 Ah watch? NO. I had to make a donation LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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I was the urinalysis NCO for my company while downrange. Had to send the samples to Tripler AMC from Iraq.

Sometimes, there weren't enough NCOs to be meatgazers, so LTs would have to fill in.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 28, 2022 06:51 PM (zYA/b)

45 Hunter seems like he likes a good time. Who can resist a good time?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2022 06:49 PM (dzJhQ)
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The men who built America.

That's not to say they never had a good time. But they could resist having to have them *all the time*.

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 06:51 PM (krQz2)

46 12 YEARS

Posted by: torabora at July 28, 2022 06:51 PM (Y274z)

47 money for planting trees

but no money for watering the trees

should turn out great

Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2022 06:51 PM (us2H3)

48 The Pride Month Annexation of July.

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 06:52 PM (krQz2)

49 The Left has had a lot of Marie Antoinette moments lately.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 28, 2022 06:53 PM (YynYJ)

50 To be fair, that might be Natalie's crack-box

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 28, 2022 06:50 PM (gbzeC)
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I saw Natalie's Crack-box open for Jane's Addiction at the Joe in 1992.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 06:53 PM (llXky)

51 El Gato Malo has a post on Jacinda Ardern's book about herself and how wonderful she is:

Jacinda Ardern, Leading With Empathy

You don't need to read the page, it is mostly what he claims are back of the jacket blurbs, my favorite is

* “it’s like anne frank’s diary but retold by SS-sturmscharführer klink.”

https://tinyurl.com/547wj58r

(cats are also very cruel)

Posted by: Kindltot at July 28, 2022 06:53 PM (xhaym)

52 I remember my first beer, Sid. I also remember the first time I joined forty other dudes in running an evil splooge train on your sweaty shame-pit of a mother.

Capital A-Ace always goes first.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2022 06:53 PM (yQpMk)

53 I think some money should have been appropriated for the federal government to buy the Star Wars rights from Lucasfilm, but what do I know?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2022 06:53 PM (guGkK)

54 Nancy isn't really on the plane though. She's in her personal bunker in Costa Rica.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2022 06:51 PM (PY/t0)
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Wait until it gets shot down and she has to go into Elvis-mode for the rest of her life.

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 06:53 PM (krQz2)

55 By the way, stepping on a half dead scorpion while barefoot is an interesting experience. Scorpions are actually kind of soft and disgusting. You'd think you'd get a crunch, but, no...

Funny thing, my wife was more exercised about my stepping on the scorpion than I was.

I laughed. My wife? Not so much.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 28, 2022 06:54 PM (5pTK/)

56 Considering that now corporate tax is what , 21% ? Looks like Dems are giving tech companies a tax break ? what am I missing ??

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2022 06:54 PM (V13WU)

57 and not one GOP senator has said Mitch got played

really, fuck that bunch

Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2022 06:54 PM (us2H3)

58 >>>Wait until it gets shot down and she has to go into Elvis-mode for the rest of her life.

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 06:53 PM (krQz2)

So, for a few months?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 28, 2022 06:54 PM (QYPq3)

59 Helana Handbasket, look up the nutritional value of dried mesquite leaves. No famine for us Texans.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 28, 2022 06:55 PM (OqjtX)

60 57 and not one GOP senator has said Mitch got played

really, fuck that bunch
Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2022 06:54 PM (us2H3)

Remember when they said Machin was gonna switch parties ? Hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at July 28, 2022 06:55 PM (bs+z0)

61 Sometimes, there weren't enough NCOs to be meatgazers, so LTs would have to fill in.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 28, 2022 06:51 PM (zYA/b)
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I preferred the term "piss whisperer." A significant proportion get 'performance anxiety' and will take hours to fill the damn cup.

I know a flag officer whose callsign was based on that particular failing. Not retired yet, so I'm going to leave that a mystery.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 06:55 PM (llXky)

62 I think some money should have been appropriated for the federal government to buy the Star Wars rights from Lucasfilm, but what do I know?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2022 06:53 PM (guGkK)

If we can tie this to tree canopies in underserved communities, it may happen !

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2022 06:56 PM (V13WU)

63 60 57 and not one GOP senator has said Mitch got played

really, fuck that bunch
Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2022 06:54 PM (us2H3)

Remember when they said Machin was gonna switch parties ? Hahahahahahahaha
Posted by: It's me donna at July 28, 2022 06:55 PM (bs+z0)

he did

he was a republican and then he turn into POS dim

Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2022 06:56 PM (us2H3)

64 Wait until it gets shot down and she has to go into Elvis-mode for the rest of her life.

Unless her security detail gets the word to "Capricorn One" her ass.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - On my phone, identifiers may vary at July 28, 2022 06:56 PM (GsLqH)

65 The Speaker of the House is flying to Taiwan to conduct House business?

Posted by: davidt at July 28, 2022 06:57 PM (oTZbj)

66 Imagine the surprise when the Fargo, ND parks department gets that first shipment of cacti and date palms.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 28, 2022 06:57 PM (lz5hY)

67 The thing about Elvis-mode: you can drop in at random remote Burger Kings.

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 06:57 PM (krQz2)

68 and not one GOP senator has said Mitch got played

really, fuck that bunch

Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2022 06:54 PM (us2H3)
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To be fair, nothing's actually happened yet.

Announcements have been made, numbers named, but the actual votes haven't happened.

I mean I don't care which way it goes because we're already screwed, but I find the panic porn kind of tedious day after day.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 06:57 PM (llXky)

69 Minor added: "Mentally I have not been myself and I am losing my essence.

Hence the pregnant inmates. On the downside, he is experiencing a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness, as it were.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2022 06:57 PM (yQpMk)

70 Classy. This family is one step away from breeding pit-bulls for dogfighting.

Look, I know we can be a bit...toothy at times, and yes, we do like to rip out the throats of those who cross our paths, but really, comparing us to the Bidens is a low blow. Also, we can lick our own balls. The Bidens can't, despite numerous ongoing attempts.

Posted by: Pitbulls at July 28, 2022 06:57 PM (/NCI4)

71 Have you come across the guys that get (buy) clean urine, pour it into a condom, freeze it, then keister it for their urine tests?
Not that I would know anything about that...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, geting hungry at July 28, 2022 06:58 PM (jTmQV)

72 65 The Speaker of the House is flying to Taiwan to conduct House business?
Posted by: davidt at July 28, 2022 06:57 PM (oTZbj)

No. She's fake flying to Taiwan to start a war.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2022 06:58 PM (PY/t0)

73 he did

he was a republican and then he turn into POS dim

Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2022 06:56 PM (us2H3)
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No, he was the Dem governor of W. Va. and then got elected to the Senate as a Dem.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 06:58 PM (llXky)

74 Classy. This family is one step away from breeding pit-bulls for dogfighting.

You hated Christine O'Donnell

You wanted Mikey Castle (smartest man in Delaware)

All of you now get to share the biden crime family

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 28, 2022 06:58 PM (cY9wR)

75 71 Have you come across the guys that get (buy) clean urine, pour it into a condom, freeze it, then keister it for their urine tests?
Not that I would know anything about that...
Posted by: gourmand du jour, geting hungry at July 28, 2022 06:58 PM (jTmQV)

That sounds like a bridge too far.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2022 06:59 PM (PY/t0)

76 Faux Foxnews pushing phony poll that Democrats are beating Republicans. Why? Because abortion is more important then inflation or something.

But Fox is totally neutral, you guys.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 28, 2022 06:59 PM (ZeDNp)

77 Have you come across the guys that get (buy) clean urine, pour it into a condom, freeze it, then keister it for their urine tests?

Would that be a poopsicle?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 28, 2022 07:00 PM (/NCI4)

78 No. She's fake flying to Taiwan to start a war.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2022 06:58 PM (PY/t0)
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Shhh!

Posted by: ArchDuke Franz Ferdinand in Dark Shades at July 28, 2022 07:00 PM (krQz2)

79 Faux Foxnews pushing phony poll

Of all the polls FOX is the worst

Posted by: It's me donna at July 28, 2022 07:00 PM (bs+z0)

80 Have you come across the guys that get (buy) clean urine, pour it into a condom, freeze it, then keister it for their urine tests?
Not that I would know anything about that...
Posted by: gourmand du jour
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Had a joe that tried to pass off his gf's pee as his own.

Ziploc bag, tubing, the works.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 28, 2022 07:00 PM (zYA/b)

81 aw..."DC's Democrat mayor calls in NATIONAL GUARD to deal with migrants: Bowser demands help to deal with hundreds of illegals who have been by bussed in from Texas "

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2022 07:01 PM (V13WU)

82 Need a Deeper Thoughted VP

Trump/Jack Handey2024!

Posted by: Miklos, Political Scientologist at July 28, 2022 07:01 PM (WBs1t)

83 I trust polls like I would trust Hunter with my daughter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2022 07:01 PM (PY/t0)

84 62 I think some money should have been appropriated for the federal government to buy the Star Wars rights from Lucasfilm, but what do I know?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2022 06:53 PM (guGkK)

If we can tie this to tree canopies in underserved communities, it may happen !

ewok reparations?

Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 28, 2022 07:01 PM (v3pYe)

85 Had a joe that tried to pass off his gf's pee as his own.

Ziploc bag, tubing, the works.

===

"you are pregnant !!"

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2022 07:01 PM (V13WU)

86 So a partial (small) takeaway of carried interest so fat cats suffer the least, increased audits of the middle class (bet it) and government getting imaginary savings on top of a minimum corporate income tax, which everyone but Democrats know is a tax on all of us because corporations don't pay tax, they collect them. You can't be this stupid, this is intentional.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 28, 2022 07:01 PM (oWBc3)

87 Faux Foxnews pushing phony poll that Democrats are beating Republicans. Why? Because abortion is more important then inflation or something.

But Fox is totally neutral, you guys.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 28, 2022 06:59 PM (ZeDNp)
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I approve. The Dems need to be even more strident about their love of abortion, perhaps adorning their campaign signs with infant skulls.

That'll boost the wimmenz turnout!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 07:01 PM (llXky)

88 Entered, 'Collected Essays of Anne Barnhardt', - the return was 'Smarty Pants' chewable vitamins.

Maybe it was because I misspelled Ann?

Nope, the corrected spelling returned, vitamin C drops.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2022 07:01 PM (a0N9U)

89 78 No. She's fake flying to Taiwan to start a war.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2022 06:58 PM (PY/t0)
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Shhh!
Posted by: ArchDuke Franz Ferdinand in Dark Shades

Yo, wuts up...

Posted by: Gavrilo Princip, just floating around at July 28, 2022 07:02 PM (sAmhv)

90 Sometimes, there weren't enough NCOs to be meatgazers, so LTs would have to fill in.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 28, 2022 06:51 PM

If you don't trust them with a compass and map, how can you trust them with that?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2022 07:02 PM (a3Q+t)

91 Have you come across the guys that get (buy) clean urine, pour it into a condom, freeze it, then keister it for their urine tests?
Not that I would know anything about that...
Posted by: gourmand du jour, geting hungry at July 28, 2022 06:58 PM (jTmQV)

Know a guy who would talk at times about the three guys in his unit that got busted for being pregnant per the UA.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 28, 2022 07:02 PM (xhaym)

92 21 here is something : " $1.9 billion for a "Neighborhood access and equity grant program." That money would be available to, among other things, help fix areas with "gaps in tree canopy coverage" in underserved communities." 😭😭😭

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2022 06:47 PM (V13WU)

Next week, a useless cousin of the mayor of every Dem-run city will get a license to operate a tree-planting, trimming, and removal company. Each will get a no-competition city contract to plant trees at $1 million a tree. Tree seedlings will be planted. Purchased for $9.99 at Lowe's. I'm tired of this sort of corrupt BS.

Posted by: Gref at July 28, 2022 07:02 PM (AMIL/)

93 Is that NZ video a deep fake? She has such a weird face, it wouldn't be hard.

Posted by: m at July 28, 2022 07:03 PM (rnYgr)

94 I was on the Urine Analysis list today. Hunter's name came up LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 28, 2022 06:41 PM

They make Captains present arms?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2022 07:03 PM (a3Q+t)

95 This will probably be covered like Meghan and Harry's wedding-

Hunter's daughter/President Biden's granddaughter announced today she will get married on the White House's South Lawn.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2rxhh3

Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2022 07:03 PM (NpAcC)

96 A recession is when your neighbor loses his job.

A depression is when you lose your job.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2022 07:03 PM (dzJhQ)

97 Gulf of Tonkin. It's not like we don't know how.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2022 07:03 PM (PY/t0)

98 My favorite part of drug testing in private industry: People would know, well in advance, they had to take a drug test. But, going clean thirty days out was never an option. Always astounded me.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 28, 2022 07:04 PM (5pTK/)

99 "That'll boost the wimmenz turnout!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 07:01 PM (llXky)"

Agree. The campaign slogan should be "More Babies Need Killin". That should appeal to peoples Sensibilities.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 28, 2022 07:04 PM (ZeDNp)

100 Finally getting some good rain, need it badly

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2022 07:04 PM (k8B25)

101 Anyone think that the draft bill is a vehicle to extort more money from the mega-corps?

You know, just in time for the midterms?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 07:04 PM (llXky)

102 100

Posted by: m at July 28, 2022 07:04 PM (rnYgr)

103 This will probably be covered like Meghan and Harry's wedding-

Hunter's daughter/President Biden's granddaughter announced today she will get married on the White House's South Lawn.

If Joe does the vows, this could be 'fun'.

Now imagine Hunter being in charge of the open bar.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 28, 2022 07:04 PM (cY9wR)

104
Hunter's daughter/President Biden's granddaughter announced today she will get married on the White House's South Lawn.

Can they get it done before the mid-terms because Joe's covid didn't move the needle... Figuratively speaking of course

Posted by: It's me donna at July 28, 2022 07:04 PM (bs+z0)

105 They make Captains present arms?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2022 07:03 PM (a3Q+t)
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I should think most have only one "short arm."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 07:05 PM (llXky)

106 Is that NZ video a deep fake? She has such a weird face, it wouldn't be hard.

She has a ridiculously large set of choppers.

Posted by: AOC at July 28, 2022 07:05 PM (/NCI4)

107 Melissa listen, Hunter is golden until Sundowner is sent out to pasture

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2022 07:05 PM (k8B25)

108 The Dunnigan vid is fun.

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 07:06 PM (krQz2)

109 THC (pot) stays in your system a long time, up to 3 months.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, geting hungry at July 28, 2022 07:06 PM (jTmQV)

110
But Fox is totally neutral, you guys.
Posted by: Marcus T

News Nation brands itself as neutral. That's why they hired Chris Cuomo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2022 07:06 PM (63Dwl)

111 Is that NZ video a deep fake? She has such a weird face, it wouldn't be hard.
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Girrrrl! So right!

Posted by: Lori Lightweight at July 28, 2022 07:07 PM (krQz2)

112 Do we know if Sundowner drinks?
I mean he is Irish, and his son is a lushbut can't say seen anywhere lately he imbibe

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2022 07:07 PM (k8B25)

113 It's really disconcerting to see and understand just how really stupid and deluded some people are.

I got into an argument the other day in an MMO chat with someone who at one point asserted that we should trust the media because libel laws make it impossible for them to lie about anyone.

Posted by: Methos at July 28, 2022 07:08 PM (kOpft)

114 THC (pot) stays in your system a long time, up to 3 months.

One can test hair for narcotics. It gets fixed in as the hair grows, so unless you've completely removed every last strand, you're screwed.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 28, 2022 07:08 PM (/NCI4)

115 Someone may find this useful. It's a cookbook from the early 1900s called "Thrift in the Household". This copy is on archive.org

https://tinyurl.com/4mxtz386

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 28, 2022 07:08 PM (5HBd1)

116 Hunter's daughter/President Biden's granddaughter announced today she will get married on the White House's South Lawn.

Can they get it done before the mid-terms because Joe's covid didn't move the needle... Figuratively speaking of course
Posted by: It's me donna

So, is her mommy going to be there? After she released a book talking about what scum these people are?

Will Hunter wear clothes?

Will the child-by-stripper be invited?

Will the royal wedding costs be mentioned in the middle of anything but a recession?

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 28, 2022 07:08 PM (cY9wR)

117 I should think most have only one "short arm."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 07:05 PM

We're talking Navy Captains here, not your run-of-the-mill O-3 in other Branches.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2022 07:08 PM (a3Q+t)

118 I got into an argument the other day in an MMO chat with someone who at one point asserted that we should trust the media because libel laws make it impossible for them to lie about anyone.
Posted by: Methos at July 28, 2022 07:08 PM (kOpft)
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I'd bet the media fed them that tidbit.

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2022 07:09 PM (krQz2)

119 I got into an argument the other day in an MMO chat with someone who at one point asserted that we should trust the media because libel laws make it impossible for them to lie about anyone.
Posted by: Methos at July 28, 2022 07:08 PM (kOpft)

I hope you introduced him to Dan Rather.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2022 07:09 PM (PY/t0)

120 They're going to plant a few trees for a photo op and pocket the cash. Someone else will pre-dig the few holes so no sweating involved. It will be the only time in their useless lives they used a shovel.

A naked no show shovel ready job scheme.

Posted by: torabora at July 28, 2022 07:09 PM (Y274z)

121 Can they get it done before the mid-terms because Joe's covid didn't move the needle... Figuratively speaking of course
Posted by: It's me donna at July 28, 2022 07:04 PM (bs+z0)
*******
If we had an FBI that was wasn't worthless, her father Hunter, wouldn't be walking her down the aisle 'cause he'd be in prison.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2022 07:10 PM (NpAcC)

122 I got into an argument the other day in an MMO chat with someone who at one point asserted that we should trust the media because libel laws make it impossible for them to lie about anyone.

Who does this person's breathing for him?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 28, 2022 07:10 PM (/NCI4)

123 Can they get it done before the mid-terms because Joe's covid didn't move the needle... Figuratively speaking of course
Posted by: It's me donna at July 28, 2022 07:04 PM (bs+z0)

I think Gropin' Joe set a speed record for being diagnosed, then cured.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 28, 2022 07:10 PM (CCf67)

124 "But Fox is totally neutral, you guys.
Posted by: Marcus T

News Nation brands itself as neutral. That's why they hired Chris Cuomo.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2022 07:06 PM (63Dwl)"

Foxsnooze blows the neighbors cat. I'm Thinking Chris Stirewalt must be back, crapping on their glass tables. They have Republicans behind in almost every major race. You have to see the internals and demos. It's a fucking joke.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 28, 2022 07:11 PM (ZeDNp)

125 When a Navy Captain talks about "splicing the main brace", they're not just kidding around.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2022 07:11 PM (a3Q+t)

126 Grampa, I don't want to be the flower girl at that stupid wedding.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at July 28, 2022 07:11 PM (Xrfse)

127 Now it's coming down in buckets

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2022 07:12 PM (k8B25)

128 One of two things is true.

Either they never read 1984 and have no idea how much they sound like the ministry.

Or they have read 1984 and know how much they sound like the ministry.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2022 07:12 PM (PY/t0)

129 "Sometimes, there weren't enough NCOs to be meatgazers, so LTs would have to fill in.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 28, 2022 06:51 PM "

Ok. What kind of army were you in, ma'am?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 28, 2022 07:13 PM (ZeDNp)

130 Hunter Biden's marriage was a sham from the start.
A month ago there were pics at the DM of her at a beach in Argentina? training two hunks.

Cuck Biden's his name.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2022 07:13 PM (a0N9U)

131 Pouring down the rain here in the Bluegrass as well.

I can literally see the grass growing. FML

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 28, 2022 07:13 PM (BFigT)

132 Jacinda wearing fake Dracula teeth fangs?

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2022 07:14 PM (k8B25)

133 The truth is that we are the source of truth. Truthfully, it's true that truth is important, because anything else is untruth. This cannot be untrue.

Posted by: Kamala Harris, channeling Jacinda Ardern at July 28, 2022 07:14 PM (tFWfv)

134 I did not know Hunter actually had a "wife."

Sounds like their marriage was idyllic bliss...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 28, 2022 07:14 PM (K5n5d)

135 I'm Thinking Chris Stirewalt must be back, crapping on their glass tables.

Nah, he's busy with other VERY IMPORTANT STUFF.

Christopher W. Stirewalt is an American political analyst who presently is the politics editor for NewsNation and is a contributing editor for The Dispatch.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 28, 2022 07:15 PM (/NCI4)

136 Gee Ace, you write like a jock with a 6 pack of malt liquor and cheerleaders.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 28, 2022 07:15 PM (BIDVe)

137 Jacinda wearing fake Dracula teeth fangs?
Posted by: Skip

They're NOT FAKE

Posted by: Jacinda A. at July 28, 2022 07:15 PM (WBs1t)

138 The bill will also include $369 billion in spending on energy security and climate change and $64 billion in funding for the Affordable Care Act, for a total of $433 billion in spending."

subsidies, subsidies, subsidies and...more subsidies
Posted by: runner at July 28, 2022 06:44 PM (V13WU)

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Back in the old days they would at least promise some spending cuts in the "out years".

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 28, 2022 07:15 PM (cMXNt)

139 I would like to meet anyone who can vote who wants a person telling you if it's not from me it's not the truth.

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2022 07:15 PM (k8B25)

140 Grampa, I don't want to be the flower girl at that stupid wedding.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at July 28, 2022 07:11 PM (Xrfse)
*******
Joe and Jill have pretty much disowned the child.
She's probably not even allowed to step foot on the WH lawn.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2022 07:16 PM (NpAcC)

141 No, he was the Dem governor of W. Va. and then got elected to the Senate as a Dem.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 06:58 PM (llXky)

no shit

Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2022 07:16 PM (us2H3)

142 We're talking Navy Captains here, not your run-of-the-mill O-3 in other Branches.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2022 07:08 PM (a3Q+t)
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Who knew "Legend of the Overfiend" was based on actual events in the wardroom?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 07:16 PM (llXky)

143 Christopher W. Stirewalt is an American political analyst who presently is the politics editor for NewsNation and is a contributing editor for The Dispatch.

The Dispatch is a f***ing newsletter, probably run off on a mimeograph machine. Their circulation must be in the high 10s. That'll keep a person busy.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 28, 2022 07:17 PM (/NCI4)

144 Will the royal wedding costs be mentioned in the middle of anything but a recession?
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 28, 2022 07:08 PM (cY9wR)

Sure, there is sort of a precedent. They released the number of people killed working on the Panama Canal in the middle of WW I

Posted by: Beartooth at July 28, 2022 07:17 PM (+ksY7)

145 Sometimes, there weren't enough NCOs to be meatgazers, so LTs would have to fill in.
Posted by: SMH
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If there is/was an MOS for that, I'm happy that I preceded it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 28, 2022 07:17 PM (tFWfv)

146 Hunter was marred isn't the surprise, Hell if you told me it was to three different women and 1 trannie it wouldn't shock me.

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2022 07:17 PM (k8B25)

147 Jacinda wearing fake Dracula teeth fangs?

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2022 07:14 PM (k8B25)
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Vampires have big canines. This chick has incisors that make beavers blush.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 07:18 PM (llXky)

148 Demi Minor?

So, the penis having opposite of Demi. Moore?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2022 07:18 PM (RkC6l)

149 what exactly does a contributing editor do?
come in and check spelling and comma use?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 28, 2022 07:18 PM (xhaym)

150 'I remember my first beer, Sid. I also remember the first time I joined forty other dudes in running an evil splooge train on your sweaty shame-pit of a mother.'

ace, are you admitting that you were involved in a forty dude, 1 woman GB? Cause I got news for ya.

That means you're gay.

*play music*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2022 07:18 PM (diceA)

151 Joe and Jill have pretty much disowned the child.
She's probably not even allowed to step foot on the WH lawn.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2022 07:16 PM (NpAcC)

They, """Doctor""" reverent pause Jill, and Stupid very pointedly did not even put a stocking up for her last Christmas.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 28, 2022 07:18 PM (CCf67)

152 Joe and Jill have pretty much disowned the child.
She's probably not even allowed to step foot on the WH lawn.

It's was a joke.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at July 28, 2022 07:19 PM (Xrfse)

153 Joe and Jill have pretty much disowned the child.
She's probably not even allowed to step foot on the WH lawn.
Posted by: redridinghood
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Blood is apparently not thicker than political well-being.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 28, 2022 07:19 PM (Faksa)

154 Here's another picture of lovely lady, Demi Minor. The eye shadow didn't convince you that he was a she?

https://tinyurl.com/eezsyrc4

If they want to be a woman so much maybe-after raping two women he should be castrated.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2022 07:20 PM (fL5aK)

155 Ok. What kind of army were you in, ma'am?
Posted by: Marcus T
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The 4th ID one that was sent to Iraq in 2003, 2006, and 2009.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 28, 2022 07:20 PM (zYA/b)

156 Blood is apparently not thicker than political well-being.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 28, 2022 07:19 PM (Faksa)
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Dr. Jill is sacrificing her brain damaged husband in order to be FLOTUS and the center of attention.

Tossing aside an inconvenient relative is small beer, for that family.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 28, 2022 07:21 PM (5pTK/)

157 Maybe Trump should invite the Arkansas Biden Baby to one of the rallies.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 28, 2022 07:21 PM (+ksY7)

158 What kind of army were you in, ma'am?
Posted by: Marcus T
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The 4th ID one that was sent to Iraq in 2003, 2006, and 2009.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming

She's gonna do donuts on your lawn.

In an M1 Abrams

Posted by: Miklos would not mess at July 28, 2022 07:21 PM (WBs1t)

159 Is that "Biden Cummed Up" or "Biden Summed Up"??

I didn't play the video.

Posted by: Variety at July 28, 2022 07:22 PM (yikp0)

160 Tossing aside an inconvenient relative is small beer, for that family.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Yep

Posted by: Billy Carter at July 28, 2022 07:22 PM (WBs1t)

161 She's gonna do donuts on your lawn.

In an M1 Abrams
Posted by: Miklos would not mess at July 28, 2022 07:21 PM (WBs1t)
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If putting in a lawn is all it takes for me to get an M1 Abrams in front of the house doing donuts, well, sign me up.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 28, 2022 07:23 PM (5pTK/)

162 Pox Cox socks off

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 28, 2022 07:23 PM (yikp0)

163 "The 4th ID one that was sent to Iraq in 2003, 2006, and 2009.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 28, 2022 07:20 PM (zYA/b)"

I have family who served in the 3rd and 7th. Incidentally, my father was a 68w who told me if I went to OCS he would shoot me himself. So no meat gazing here.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 28, 2022 07:24 PM (ZeDNp)

164 153 Joe and Jill have pretty much disowned the child.
She's probably not even allowed to step foot on the WH lawn.
Posted by: redridinghood
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Kreskin says mama will publish a book timed at the middle of Donald Trump's next term.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2022 07:24 PM (a0N9U)

165 Minor added: "Mentally I have not been myself and I am losing my essence."

Dude. You lost your essence at least twice while you were in the women's prison.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2022 07:25 PM (a3Q+t)

166 Tossing aside an inconvenient relative is small beer, for that family.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Yep
Posted by: Billy Carter
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ISWYDT
This is a rare cosmic intersection. You've played it well.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 28, 2022 07:25 PM (Faksa)

167 I have family who served in the 3rd and 7th. Incidentally, my father was a 68w who told me if I went to OCS he would shoot me himself. So no meat gazing here.
Posted by: Marcus T
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That's nice.

My dad hated officers also.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 28, 2022 07:25 PM (zYA/b)

168 Not sure castration would be a bad punishment for rapey rape

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2022 07:25 PM (k8B25)

169 Is that "Biden Cummed Up" or "Biden Summed Up"??

I didn't play the video.
Posted by: Variety

It kept getting stuck at 19 seconds.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2022 07:25 PM (inRxW)

170 what exactly does a contributing editor do?
come in and check spelling and comma use?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 28, 2022 07:18 PM (xhaym)
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It's a courtesy title, nothing more.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 07:25 PM (llXky)

171 passage of President Biden's agenda signals America's resurgence, and YOUR worst nightmare.

What puzzled me about this statement is the implication that somehow America's resurgence would be a nightmare for me.

I've been praying for America's resurgence/redemption.

Posted by: Emmie at July 28, 2022 07:26 PM (t62xj)

172 Lot of Sids out there....smooth brained, votes democrat, calloused thumbs from working the xbox controller, last time he saw a vagina it was his whore momma's wrapped around his neck when she shot him out and unfit for employment of any kind.

Vape On Sid!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 28, 2022 07:26 PM (R/m4+)

173
I also remember the first time I joined forty other dudes in running an evil splooge train on your sweaty shame-pit of a mother.

VDH-approved prose.

Cruel Ewok is best Ewok.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2022 07:26 PM (KYKwc)

174 158 What kind of army were you in, ma'am?
Posted by: Marcus T
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The 4th ID one that was sent to Iraq in 2003, 2006, and 2009.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming

She's gonna do donuts on your lawn.

In an M1 Abrams
Posted by: Miklos would not mess at July 28, 2022 07:21 PM (WBs1t)

Buddy of mine was in the 24th. He takes a dim view of this woke army stuff.

Posted by: kraken at July 28, 2022 07:26 PM (Vr12I)

175 131 Pouring down the rain here in the Bluegrass as well.

I can literally see the grass growing. FML
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I was reading about the horrible flooding in the SE part of Kentucky. Hope you're not near that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 28, 2022 07:27 PM (sAmhv)

176 Some bloggers ban shitty commenters and cry on their diaries about it.

Ace front-pages them and slags off their whore mothers.

Quelle cruelle.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2022 07:27 PM (6FeV1)

177 As much as the trusting side of me looks at Pelosi's visit to Taiwan as a good thing, I was suddenly reminded of the Romans.

IIRC (and I could be mixing up rebellions as the cause) the Romans had just put down a rebellion in Corinth, sacked and burned the city to the ground. While the Legions were on their way back, they ended up in Epirus. The commander let the locals know that if they did not want to get stomped like a narc at a biker rally and have their children and women sold into slavery, he could be paid off. The Epirans(?) dutifully got together as much money as they could and gave it to the commander. At which point, he went ahead and let his men do exactly what he had threatened he would do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2022 07:27 PM (diceA)

178 "That's nice.

My dad hated officers also.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 28, 2022 07:25 PM (zYA/b)"

Yeah, but clearly you are one of the good ones. I mean that.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 28, 2022 07:27 PM (ZeDNp)

179 Freud is reported to have said
"The people who talk about sex the most, don't have any"

Posted by: Paul at July 28, 2022 07:27 PM (SICsL)

180 She's gonna do donuts on your lawn.

In an M1 Abrams
Posted by: Miklos would not mess at July 28, 2022 07:21 PM (WBs1t)
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Everyone should have an M1 Abrams parked in their front yard. It's right there in the Constitution in the 2nd Amendment.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 28, 2022 07:27 PM (K5n5d)

181 Yeah, but clearly you are one of the good ones. I mean that.
Posted by: Marcus T
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I like to think I was an okay NCO.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 28, 2022 07:28 PM (zYA/b)

182 passage of President Biden's agenda signals America's resurgence, and YOUR worst nightmare.
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Yeah, I don't know what to make of that either. Sounds like a stoned Rambo wannabe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 28, 2022 07:28 PM (dx9uU)

183 As for aiming g to remember one's first beer lol ?? I can't

Posted by: Paul at July 28, 2022 07:29 PM (SICsL)

184 Freud is reported to have said
"The people who talk about sex the most, don't have any"

Posted by: Paul at July 28, 2022 07:27 PM (SICsL)
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Freud's grammar sucked.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 07:29 PM (llXky)

185 If I ever get convicted of a felony and sentenced to prison, I want bang bitches in cell block vagina.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 28, 2022 07:29 PM (0ocXn)

186
ace, are you admitting that you were involved in a forty dude, 1 woman GB? Cause I got news for ya.

That means you're gay.

*play music*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2022 07:18 PM (diceA)

Well, he DOES have that special relationship with garrett...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2022 07:29 PM (KYKwc)

187 Yeah, I don't know what to make of that either. Sounds like a stoned Rambo wannabe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 28, 2022 07:28 PM (dx9uU)

Odd, I don't think of a sweaty, roided up dude gritting that statement out into a microphone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2022 07:30 PM (diceA)

188 If putting in a lawn is all it takes for me to get an M1 Abrams in front of the house doing donuts, well, sign me up.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 28, 2022 07:23 PM

You're misunderstanding the situation here, son. It's not an Abrams showing up on your front lawn, it an Abrams showing up with SMH as TC. The donuts are just a warmup, kind of like the overture before the opera.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2022 07:30 PM (a3Q+t)

189 The $800B to reduce inflation is the same as the why stop at $15/hr wage hike absurdity.

Why not just make it a gorillion and mint those $1T coins and hand'em out.

All fixed. K-k-k-k-klown world.

Posted by: micky at July 28, 2022 07:30 PM (3byMq)

190 I'd settle for a Sherman. I might be able to keep it running and could afford the gas.

Posted by: fd at July 28, 2022 07:30 PM (sn5EN)

191 "I also remember the first time I joined forty other dudes in running an evil splooge train on your sweaty shame-pit of a mother"

And that mother was me.

Posted by: Kamala "Gulp n Giggle" Hairless at July 28, 2022 07:31 PM (VwD6u)

192 Grampa, I don't want to be the flower girl at that stupid wedding.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at July 28, 2022 07:11 PM (Xrfse)
*******
Joe and Jill have pretty much disowned the child.
She's probably not even allowed to step foot on the WH lawn.

Posted by: redridinghood

The mom has married and from all accounts is happy and wants nothing to do with the Bidens, for her or her child.
She is the one that doesn't want the WH trash to step foot on her lawn.

Posted by: old chick at July 28, 2022 07:31 PM (sOete)

193 It ain't gay if you're first.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2022 07:31 PM (6FeV1)

194 I've been praying for America's resurgence/redemption.
Posted by: Emmie at July 28, 2022 07:26 PM (t62xj)
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Sid defines "success" as buying votes with money we don't have, rather than, you know, actually doing something that's good for America.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 28, 2022 07:31 PM (5pTK/)

195 "158 What kind of army were you in, ma'am?
Posted by: Marcus T
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The 4th ID one that was sent to Iraq in 2003, 2006, and 2009.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming

She's gonna do donuts on your lawn.

In an M1 Abrams
Posted by: Miklos would not mess at July 28, 2022 07:21 PM (WBs1t) "

I have a few 11b's in my family. When one of them was in Baumholder let's say they took me out in an M1A1. Pretty awesome

Posted by: Marcus T at July 28, 2022 07:31 PM (ZeDNp)

196 >>> 59 Helana Handbasket, look up the nutritional value of dried mesquite leaves. No famine for us Texans.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 28, 2022 06:55 PM (OqjtX)

Back from watering plants... so you're saying I ought to plant some of *those* here?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 28, 2022 07:31 PM (llON8)

197
Some bloggers ban shitty commenters and cry on their diaries about it.

Oh, I get it. A new game. Guess The DoucheBlogger.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2022 07:31 PM (KYKwc)

198 I think a 78 Lincoln Continental qualifies as a tank.

Posted by: kraken at July 28, 2022 07:31 PM (Vr12I)

199 The mom has married and from all accounts is happy and wants nothing to do with the Bidens, for her or her child.
She is the one that doesn't want the WH trash to step foot on her lawn.

Posted by: old chick at July 28, 2022 07:31 PM (sOete)
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Seriously.

Arkansas trailer park > Biden White House

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 07:32 PM (llXky)

200 You're misunderstanding the situation here, son. It's not an Abrams showing up on your front lawn, it an Abrams showing up with SMH as TC. The donuts are just a warmup, kind of like the overture before the opera.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2022 07:30 PM (a3Q+t)
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I guarantee that if SMH showed up on my lawn in an M1 Abrams tank, the asshole who likes to throw beer cans in my yard might think twice next time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 28, 2022 07:32 PM (K5n5d)

201 "I like to think I was an okay NCO.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 28, 2022 07:28 PM (zYA/b)"

I'm betting "OK" is an understatement. Clearly you GAF.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 28, 2022 07:32 PM (ZeDNp)

202 You're misunderstanding the situation here, son. It's not an Abrams showing up on your front lawn, it an Abrams showing up with SMH as TC. The donuts are just a warmup, kind of like the overture before the opera.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2022 07:30 PM (a3Q+t)
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Still not really seeing the downside. Video, youtube, and I'd make a mint! Maybe get Joe Mannix or CBD to do the color commentary.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 28, 2022 07:32 PM (5pTK/)

203 Sid is a sorry cvnt

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 28, 2022 07:32 PM (VwD6u)

204 190 I'd settle for a Sherman. I might be able to keep it running and could afford the gas.
Posted by: fd at July 28, 2022 07:30 PM (sn5EN)

Plus, James Garner cosplay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2022 07:32 PM (diceA)

205 It ain't gay if you're first.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2022 07:31 PM

So Sponge is ok, then.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2022 07:33 PM (RkC6l)

206 >>> 68
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To be fair, nothing's actually happened yet.

Announcements have been made, numbers named, but the actual votes haven't happened.

I mean I don't care which way it goes because we're already screwed, but I find the panic porn kind of tedious day after day.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 06:57 PM (llXky)

Oh here is Mister Party Pooper with his Facts and Logic again!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 28, 2022 07:33 PM (llON8)

207 From the Daily Mail 6/2022
"However the recovering addict has never met Navy Joan and would not be able to pick her out of a photo lineup, according to filings in their child custody suit.

His dad Joe also has not recognized the child as part of his family - nor has he provided her with the same round-the-clock Secret Service protection offered to other Bidens"
(She's a cute little girl)

https://tinyurl.com/tvjcjsu2

Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2022 07:33 PM (NpAcC)

208 I've been praying for America's resurgence/redemption.
Posted by: Emmie at July 28, 2022 07:26 PM (t62xj)

Amen, sister. Good for you!
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2022 07:33 PM (fL5aK)

209 "I like to think I was an okay NCO.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 28, 2022 07:28 PM (zYA/b)"

Thought you were an "O", btw.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 28, 2022 07:34 PM (ZeDNp)

210 I'd settle for a Sherman. I might be able to keep it running and could afford the gas.
Posted by: fd
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Ontos, dammit. I want a freaking Ontos. https://tinyurl.com/2p8cfur7

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 28, 2022 07:34 PM (kPbVu)

211 Which vehicle was it involved with Audie Murphy's MoH? M3? It was a tank destroyer, iirc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2022 07:34 PM (diceA)

212 Still not really seeing the downside. Video, youtube, and I'd make a mint! Maybe get Joe Mannix or CBD to do the color commentary.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 28, 2022 07:32 PM (5pTK/)
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That would make for a pretty awesome CutJibNewsletter podcast with J.J. Sefton and COBs...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 28, 2022 07:34 PM (K5n5d)

213 Oh here is Mister Party Pooper with his Facts and Logic again!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 28, 2022 07:33 PM (llON

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*applies napalm hair gel and ignites scalp*

Are you happy now?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 07:35 PM (llXky)

214 Everyone should have an M1 Abrams parked in their front yard. It's right there in the Constitution in the 2nd Amendment.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 28, 2022 07:27 PM (K5n5d)

Talk about compaction. You'll never get the ruts out, either.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 28, 2022 07:35 PM (xhaym)

215
I'm sure that I don't really need to repeat it but I'm gonna anyway. I don't want to hear another gorram word about Sarah Palin's white trash trailer park redneck family.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2022 07:36 PM (KYKwc)

216 Saw a video ComradeArthur posted of New Zealand PM Jacinda Barrett, jeesh I've never seen a person who was more built to work as a glory hole attendant, she's all f*ckin jaw.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 28, 2022 07:36 PM (ph/WS)

217 Which vehicle was it involved with Audie Murphy's MoH? M3? It was a tank destroyer, iirc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2022 07:34 PM (diceA)
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M10, probably.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 07:36 PM (llXky)

218 When I grow up I doubt *my* wedding will get much attention.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at July 28, 2022 07:36 PM (llON8)

219 Yeah, I don't know what to make of that either. Sounds like a stoned Rambo wannabe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 28, 2022 07:28 PM (dx9uU)

He said the quiet part out loud. He and his fellow elites are not leaders, they are a foreign class of occupiers.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 28, 2022 07:36 PM (xhaym)

220 168 Not sure castration would be a bad punishment for rapey rape
Posted by: Skip
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Hanging would be much better.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2022 07:37 PM (a0N9U)

221 Which vehicle was it involved with Audie Murphy's MoH? M3? It was a tank destroyer, iirc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2022 07:34 PM (diceA)

Yep, a TD. M10 if memory serves.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2022 07:37 PM (KYKwc)

222 Talk about compaction. You'll never get the ruts out, either.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 28, 2022 07:35 PM (xhaym)

But enough about Sid's Mother's decimated ring gasket....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2022 07:37 PM (6FeV1)

223 207 From the Daily Mail 6/2022
"However the recovering addict has never met Navy Joan and would not be able to pick her out of a photo ~~lineup~~ album of his sluts, hookers, strippers, and relatives, according to filings in their child custody suit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 28, 2022 07:37 PM (K25Wn)

224

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — The mayor of San Francisco announced a legal state of emergency Thursday over the growing number of monkeypox cases, allowing officials to mobilize personnel and resources and cut through red tape to get ahead of a public health crisis reminiscent of the AIDS epidemic that devastated the city.

The declaration, which takes effect Monday, was welcomed by gay advocates who have grown increasingly frustrated by what they called San Francisco’s lackluster response to a virus that so far has affected primarily men who have sex with men, although anyone can get infected.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2022 07:37 PM (63Dwl)

225 Know what was not on my bingo card? the biden crime family getting outclassed by the clinton crime family.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 28, 2022 07:37 PM (VwD6u)

226 Talk about compaction. You'll never get the ruts out, either.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 28, 2022 07:35 PM (xhaym)
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If I were to drive up and offer you the keys to an M1, would you really object to the ruts in your front lawn?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 28, 2022 07:37 PM (5pTK/)

227 >>> 213 Oh here is Mister Party Pooper with his Facts and Logic again!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 28, 2022 07:33 PM (llON
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*applies napalm hair gel and ignites scalp*

Are you happy now?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 07:35 PM (llXky)

Yes I feel *much* better now.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 28, 2022 07:37 PM (llON8)

228 If the D's are running poll stories saying they are winning, then, they will win. GOPe lost because guns and abortions. This is how commie countries operate.
Sorry, Dave

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 28, 2022 07:37 PM (b+v9B)

229 Ontos, dammit. I want a freaking Ontos. https://tinyurl.com/2p8cfur7
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 28, 2022 07:34 PM

They're all fun and games, until you're the crewmen who have to jump out and reload.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2022 07:38 PM (a3Q+t)

230 Well if there's one thing Hunter Biden naturally shies away from, it's cameras.

Yes, the one thing he shies away from. Well, that and loving, monogamous relationships. The two things Hunter shies away from, aside from an honest day's work. Five things...

Three sir.

Three things Hunter Biden shies away from.

Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition meets the Holy Grail at July 28, 2022 07:38 PM (NCgXW)

231 The declaration, which takes effect Monday, was welcomed by gay advocates who have grown increasingly frustrated by what they called San Francisco’s lackluster response to a virus that so far has affected primarily men who have sex with men, although anyone can get infected.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2022 07:37 PM (63Dwl)

The gay orgies this weekend will be LIT...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who knows what happend to Sodom and Gomorrah at July 28, 2022 07:39 PM (PiwSw)

232 Classy. This family is one step away from breeding pit-bulls for dogfighting.

***

Classic commentary.

Posted by: LASue at July 28, 2022 07:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

233 If the D's are running poll stories saying they are winning, then, they will win. GOPe lost because guns and abortions. This is how commie countries operate.
Sorry, Dave

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 28, 2022 07:37 PM (b+v9B)
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Counterpoint: they always say this.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 28, 2022 07:39 PM (llXky)

234 Gang bangs on Endor are not gay. That's not the way sex is viewed in the ewok culture. Your poopsnizz is fairplay.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 28, 2022 07:39 PM (0ocXn)

235 Woah we are getting real honest to god rain rn. Almost forgot what it was.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 28, 2022 07:40 PM (MGB5H)

236 The gay orgies this weekend will be LIT...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who knows what happend to Sodom and Gomorrah at July 28, 2022 07:39 PM (PiwSw)
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Yeah, got to squeeze one more orgy in before the lockdown!

Posted by: Monkeypox Johnny Appleseed at July 28, 2022 07:40 PM (llXky)

237 Pelosi

https://tinyurl.com/2p9hehhy

Posted by: observer at July 28, 2022 07:40 PM (ibEXZ)

238 Not sure castration would be a bad punishment for rapey rape
Posted by: Skip
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Hanging would be much better.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2022 07:37 PM

Appropriate rope placement can accomplish both.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2022 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)

239 Gang bangs on Endor are not gay. That's not the way sex is viewed in the ewok culture. Your poopsnizz is fairplay.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

It's the fur, isn't it? Fur starts flying and you can't tell who is who.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 28, 2022 07:40 PM (ftFVW)

240
They're all fun and games, until you're the crewmen who have to jump out and reload.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2022 07:38 PM (a3Q+t)

Or if you walk behind the thing at the wrong time...

On the other hand, flechette rounds. I was briefly an M67 gunner for a couple of months in '87.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2022 07:41 PM (KYKwc)

241 The declaration, which takes effect Monday, was welcomed by gay advocates who have grown increasingly frustrated by what they called San Francisco’s lackluster response to a virus that so far has affected primarily men who have sex with men, although anyone can get infected.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2022 07:37 PM (63Dwl)

[*although anyone can get infected*]
Well, anyone who has butt sex with someone who has had butt sex with infected men.
I think that narrows the universe, just a bit.

Posted by: LASue at July 28, 2022 07:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

242 "The $800B to reduce inflation"

This reminds me of the 1977 NYC blackout. Steal what you can, while you can.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 28, 2022 07:42 PM (i0slg)

243 Gang bangs on Endor are not gay. That's not the way sex is viewed in the ewok culture. Your poopsnizz is fairplay.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 28, 2022 07:39 PM (0ocXn)
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Okay, I'm going to the river to clean my fur. NO, I'm not going to lick it, you sickos.

Posted by: Chief Chirpa at July 28, 2022 07:42 PM (llXky)

244 Hey! I sent you a check for $8000. So shut up.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at July 28, 2022 07:42 PM (sn5EN)

245 Some bloggers ban shitty commenters and cry on their diaries about it.

Oh, I get it. A new game. Guess The DoucheBlogger.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

It's a mystery!

Posted by: Vishnupundit at July 28, 2022 07:42 PM (cY9wR)

246 Arizona high desert: We've had enough rain to put the fake grass in the back yard underwater.

We also had the "house in a car wash" effect for a bit, too.

My wife still can't believe the way water comes out of the sky here.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 28, 2022 07:42 PM (5pTK/)

247 They're all fun and games, until you're the crewmen who have to jump out and reload.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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So I have heard. Nonetheless, it would nice to have one in the driveway, all locked and loaded.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 28, 2022 07:42 PM (tFWfv)

248 I think that narrows the universe, just a bit.
Posted by: LASue at July 28, 2022 07:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

You BIGOT!

Posted by: Kennedy at July 28, 2022 07:42 PM (PiwSw)

249 Yeah, got to squeeze one more orgy in before the lockdown!
Posted by: Monkeypox Johnny Appleseed at July 28, 2022 07:40 PM (llXky)
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They have to shore up the case numbers to justify the lockdowns against normies.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 28, 2022 07:42 PM (K5n5d)

250 SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — The mayor of San Francisco announced a legal state of emergency Thursday over the growing number of monkeypox cases, allowing officials to mobilize personnel and resources and cut through red tape to get ahead of a public health crisis reminiscent of the AIDS epidemic that devastated the city.

The declaration, which takes effect Monday, was welcomed by gay advocates who have grown increasingly frustrated by what they called San Francisco’s lackluster response to a virus that so far has affected primarily men who have sex with men, although anyone can get infected.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2022 07:37 PM (63Dwl)

I'm guessing San Francisco is going to reassign their Smoking Enforcement Officers to Gay Bathhouse Duty, where they won't be allowed to say, or do anything?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 28, 2022 07:42 PM (CCf67)

251 If I were to drive up and offer you the keys to an M1, would you really object to the ruts in your front lawn?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 28, 2022 07:37 PM (5pTK/)

well, the rhodies will never be the same.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 28, 2022 07:42 PM (xhaym)

252 Visual laugh:

https://nitter.net/RebelNewsOnline/status/
1552755007333728261#m

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 28, 2022 07:43 PM (yikp0)

253 They have to shore up the case numbers to justify the lockdowns against normies.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 28, 2022 07:42 PM (K5n5d)
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Of course anyone can have it! How do you think all my 2nd graders caught it?!

Posted by: Perv LA Teacher at July 28, 2022 07:44 PM (llXky)

254 GAF meter still reading zero point zero for Pooper Party Pox

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 28, 2022 07:45 PM (VwD6u)

255 245 Some bloggers ban shitty commenters and cry on their diaries about it.

Oh, I get it. A new game. Guess The DoucheBlogger.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

It's a mystery!

Posted by: Vishnupundit at July 28, 2022 07:42 PM (cY9wR)

Wrapped in a riddle

Posted by: Allahcumguzzler at July 28, 2022 07:45 PM (ibEXZ)

256 I get these spam emails with " inspiring" quotes and today it was a quote from PM Jacinda. Not that one though....

Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2022 07:45 PM (NMHe5)

257 On the other hand, flechette rounds. I was briefly an M67 gunner for a couple of months in '87.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2022 07:41 PM

I had a Marine Major (armor) tell me the sound they hated the most was the .50 cal round going off.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2022 07:45 PM (a3Q+t)

258 Is San Francisco locking down the bathhouses? And they warned everyone in advance the date of that lock down?

Good grief, they'll be peeling feces and dead bodies off the floor of those places.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 28, 2022 07:45 PM (5pTK/)

259 What's the angle running stories pissing on the red wave? Reduce R turnout, perhaps. Election shocker antipha burns city? I don't see the point of the story if GOPe actually wins. Maybe I am too cynical.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 28, 2022 07:46 PM (b+v9B)

260 Happy quick hits nood is here

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 28, 2022 07:46 PM (PHxng)

261 If I'm not mistaken, "monkeypox" is not strictly speaking an STD, it's spread through prolonged skin contact of any kind. That may, of course, be a Damned Lie from our debauched and perverted medical industry, though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2022 07:46 PM (6FeV1)

262 Ace gibt ein NOOD

Posted by: Perv LA Teacher at July 28, 2022 07:46 PM (llXky)

263 If I were to drive up and offer you the keys to an M1, would you really object to the ruts in your front lawn?
Posted by: blake
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Don't need a key to start up an Abrams.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 28, 2022 07:48 PM (zYA/b)

264 Well, time to wander. Video card is dying and, until I get a replacement, I have to be careful about playing videos.

later!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 28, 2022 07:48 PM (5pTK/)

265 Ich bin ein Nooder

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 28, 2022 07:49 PM (yikp0)

266 Man I feel stupid. My friend was in the 4th infantry, not the 24th. I texted me and he just laughed. " Civilian" he said.

Posted by: kraken at July 28, 2022 07:49 PM (Vr12I)

267

A Baltimore family is suing a Sesame Street-themed amusement park for $25 million over claims of racial discrimination, alleging multiple costumed characters ignored a 5-year-old Black girl during a meet-and-greet event.

The suit, which seeks class action status, was filed in a federal court in Philadelphia against SeaWorld Parks, the owner of the Sesame Place, for “pervasive and appalling race discrimination.”

The lawsuit alleges four employees dressed as Sesame Street characters ignored Quinton Burns, his daughter Kennedi Burns and other Black guests during the meet-and-greet on June 18. The lawsuit says “SeaWorld’s performers readily engaged with numerous similarly situated white customers.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2022 07:51 PM (63Dwl)

268 passage of President Biden's agenda signals America's resurgence, and YOUR worst nightmare.

What puzzled me about this statement is the implication that somehow America's resurgence would be a nightmare for me.

I've been praying for America's resurgence/redemption.
Posted by: Emmie at July 28, 2022 07:26 PM (t62xj)

Dems are all about projection. Under Trump they openly hoped for America's failure. Sad.

Posted by: LASue at July 28, 2022 07:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

269 https://tinyurl.com/4mxtz386
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 28, 2022 07:08 PM (5HBd1)

Interesting. I like resourceful strategies.

Posted by: Emmie at July 28, 2022 08:09 PM (t62xj)

270 "The woman was placed on suicide watch after she tried to hang herself during the transfer."

She was at least adequately hung already, no?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 28, 2022 08:09 PM (peWy1)

271 Dems are all about projection. Under Trump they openly hoped for America's failure. Sad.
Posted by: LASue at July 28, 2022 07:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

American resurgence under Trump was the left's worst nightmare.

Posted by: Emmie at July 28, 2022 08:11 PM (t62xj)

272 The lawsuit alleges four employees dressed as Sesame Street characters ignored Quinton Burns, his daughter Kennedi Burns and other Black guests during the meet-and-greet on June 18. The lawsuit says “SeaWorld’s performers readily engaged with numerous similarly situated white customers.”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2022 07:51 PM (63Dwl)

They are suing over a hug?

FFS. Get a damned life. ghetto hoes.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 28, 2022 09:31 PM (LOVUx)

273 WILL NO ONE RIDE ME OF THIS MEDDLESOME CRACKHEAD ?????

Posted by: Henry II, King of England, France, etc, etc at July 28, 2022 09:34 PM (8KSPd)

274 Ride me

heh

Posted by: Henry II, King of England, France, etc, etc at July 28, 2022 09:35 PM (8KSPd)

275 Jacinda Arden.
Procure a beejer from her at your own peril..
That is serious set of organ grinders behind those lips.

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