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Private Texts Reveal That Madison Cornbread Called Herself an "Insurrectionist," Joked About the Riot, Praised Trump, and Called the J6 Committee Phony Before Starting the Madison Cornbread Image Makeover Media Blitz
Exclusive from Mollie Hemingway and Tristan Justice.
Note that in the story, Hemingway and Justice refer to Madison Cornbread by her government name, "Cassie Hutchinson."Nearly 18 months of private chats between friends from the Trump White House show that Jan. 6 Committee star witness Cassidy Hutchinson dramatically changed her story about what she knew and how she felt about what she witnessed as a White House staffer. When Hutchinson testified in Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi's Soviet-style show trial last month, the former White House aide to Chief of Staff Mark Meadows said she "still struggle[s] to work through the emotions" of Jan. 6.More, including texts, at the link.
"As an American, I was disgusted. It was unpatriotic," Hutchinson said. "We were watching the Capitol building get defaced over a lie, and it was something that was really hard in that moment to digest." In her two hours of testimony, Hutchinson made a series of blockbuster claims incriminating former President Donald Trump, her White House colleagues, and even her direct superiors over their conduct as security at the U.S. Capitol was compromised by a horde of demonstrators. Relying on third-party conversations, Hutchinson claimed the president tried to violently hijack the presidential limousine to drive himself down to the rioters on Jan. 6. The claim was denounced as fabricated hours later. She said the president was aware that White House protesters were well-equipped with deadly weapons and still invited them onto government grounds anyway dismissing security concerns, never mind the fact that only a few face charges. And she said former White House Counsel Pat Cipollone personally warned her not to allow Trump to go to the Capitol or "We're going to get charged with every crime imaginable." Never mind Cipollone was not at the White House when Hutchinson claimed, according to multiple witnesses. Former White House lawyer Eric Herschmann also disputed another claim by Hutchinson, saying he wrote a note she took credit for. ... Yet in a series of private communications from December 2020 through May 2021, shared exclusively with The Federalist, Hutchinson commiserated with other targets of the probe about how little information she had about any wrongdoing that day, and lamented how corrupt the politicized committee was. Far from being upset with Trump, Hutchinson repeatedly spoke in favor of him and his presidency. "I would rather shoot myself dead into the Potomac than see marine one flying around this city without 45 again," Hutchinson wrote in one message nearly three months after the Capitol riot. In November 2021, Hutchinson was among the first former White House staffers to be subpoenaed by the Select Committee. In the weeks and months following, Hutchinson continued to disparage the politicized committee in private, and repeatedly joked about the same riot she now says leaves her with emotional scars today. Six days after she was issued a subpoena, Hutchinson called the Jan. 6 panel a "phony committee." Around the same time, she told a former colleague her testimony would have nothing to offer. ...
Hutchinson praised the tweet, adding, "When we win again, we're making her comms director Or press sec." Back in December 2020, Hutchinson had been happy to use the phrase "STOP THE STEAL" to describe efforts to contest the 2020 election. A Jan. 5, 2021, tweet notes that she stopped by the Capitol, where Trump supporters had gathered. "Gotta see our PEOPLE," she wrote. In dramatic contrast to her new claims of being "disgusted" with the Jan. 6 riot, in November 2021, she joked about trying to invade a friend's apartment in a building called Park Chelsea. "Let's have an insurrection at parc Chelsea," she wrote. "How about ... jan 6, 2023?"
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2022 05:16 PM (DRSnL)
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With Interns, you have to.
Pro Tip : They can't get anything done in Missionary.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 26, 2022 05:20 PM (1Vv45)
Posted by: garrett
No, *you'd* be amazed.
Posted by: Hunter Biden, the smartest man Joe Biden knows at July 26, 2022 05:20 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2022 05:20 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2022 05:20 PM (1Vv45)
Posted by: Squid at July 26, 2022 05:20 PM (dfTsU)
Shocked
Posted by: Zeera at July 26, 2022 05:18 PM (oaVP0)
Well tear my arm off.
Posted by: Inspector Krogh at July 26, 2022 05:21 PM (v0R5T)
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Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 26, 2022 05:22 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Zeera at July 26, 2022 05:22 PM (oaVP0)
__________
SNORT
"government name"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2022 05:22 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2022 05:22 PM (guGkK)
Or maybe she's just been a dizzy whore all along. Sadly, I'm unlikely to find out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 26, 2022 05:22 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2022 05:22 PM (1Vv45)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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What makes you think they would be competent lawyers? They went into Congress because they were not.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2022 05:22 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2022 05:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 26, 2022 05:22 PM (7vvHL)
@disclosetv 11m
JUST IN - Judge has granted Tamara Lich, one of Canada's Trucker convoy organizers, bail and orders her immediate release from custody.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2022 05:23 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 26, 2022 05:22 PM (7vvHL)
The 'rons think she's hot.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2022 05:23 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 26, 2022 05:23 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2022 05:23 PM (1Vv45)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 26, 2022 05:22 PM (7vvHL)
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Chicago at July 26, 2022 05:23 PM (guGkK)
AKA Hearsay Hutchinson
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 26, 2022 05:23 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Zeera at July 26, 2022 05:22 PM (oaVP0)
It makes me want to cry.
Posted by: Adam Kinzinger at July 26, 2022 05:24 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Squid at July 26, 2022 05:24 PM (dfTsU)
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at July 26, 2022 05:24 PM (iFClt)
Posted by: JROD at July 26, 2022 05:24 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2022 05:24 PM (5gyQ/)
As they began grooming her to be a witness they brought to mind what happened to poor Seth Rich.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 26, 2022 05:24 PM (Wj/z9)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 26, 2022 05:24 PM (0ocXn)
Posted by: SMH
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Not really, scandals involving young twits that happen to be photogenic drive the story for a day or two before dropping into well deserved obscurity. If Billy Jeff had simply admitted inappropriate relations with Monica, she never would have achieved more than a week of media attention.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2022 05:25 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 26, 2022 05:25 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 26, 2022 05:25 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Ted Cruz at July 26, 2022 05:25 PM (SyYTI)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 26, 2022 05:25 PM (7vvHL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 26, 2022 05:25 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at July 26, 2022 05:26 PM (7/0BF)
Posted by: Zek at July 26, 2022 05:26 PM (OzNIz)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 26, 2022 05:22 PM (7vvHL)
The 'rons think she's hot.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2022 05:23 PM (DRSnL)
At age 25, or whatever she is, how un-hot can you get? Other than the Trigglypuffs of the world, any young woman who puts in a little effort and puts on a nice outfit can look at least marginally hot.
In a singles bar, Cornbread might get a second look, but that would be about it.
Posted by: Wally at July 26, 2022 05:26 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 26, 2022 05:26 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: John Roberts, true conservative at July 26, 2022 05:26 PM (SyYTI)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2022 05:26 PM (08+Fo)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 05:26 PM (Zz0t1)
I consider us lucky we didn't get RicRolled.
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2022 05:26 PM (1Vv45)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 05:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Tell me again just how these two are allowed to remain in the Republican Party?
Yet more proof this vile charade will continue until it is STOPPED.
Posted by: Democrats: Raping The Children We Cannot Kill Since 1973! at July 26, 2022 05:26 PM (jV+aN)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2022 05:27 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 26, 2022 05:27 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Cassidy Hutchinson at July 26, 2022 05:27 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2022 05:27 PM (1Vv45)
Posted by: runner
And she has beclowned herself to the extent that any competent defense attorney can take her apart at any trial. The Jan 6 Cmte does not even reach the level of a well run grand jury because it is explicitly a political stunt just like the impeachments part uno and dos and the Mueller investigation before that and yadda yadda yadda.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2022 05:28 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2022 05:28 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2022 05:28 PM (TLhVi)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 26, 2022 05:28 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 26, 2022 05:28 PM (FVME7)
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Posted by: Pastor Martin Sempa at July 26, 2022 05:28 PM (iC0UR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2022 05:28 PM (0E97k)
This is why the rabbit hutch is outside and not in the crawlspace.
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2022 05:29 PM (1Vv45)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2022 05:29 PM (08+Fo)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2022 05:29 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 26, 2022 05:29 PM (JEnjG)
She seems nice.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 26, 2022 05:30 PM (U3uv2)
And stupid. Mostly stupid. And easily manipulated.
Which is why you might want a young, inexperienced and manipulative chick "on your staff."
I'll see myself out...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2022 05:30 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Rev. Col. David French, veteran hero and Dispatch drama critic at July 26, 2022 05:30 PM (SyYTI)
Back when I first discovered the AOSHQ, there was a certain someone who was famous primarily because she talked about fartclam stuff. I can't remember her name, but she was associated with a blog, I think.
Nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2022 05:30 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: But Ox at July 26, 2022 05:30 PM (9FBGz)
Any nekked pics of Cassie Hutchenson?
Asking for a special friend
Check with the FBI, they definitely have them.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 26, 2022 05:31 PM (3hSHB)
Posted by: JTinKC at July 26, 2022 05:31 PM (FoSz+)
Posted by: Anal Otters at July 26, 2022 05:31 PM (SyYTI)
There are such things as Singles Bar-?ven when I was 25 I never went to a Singles Bar. What ID do you have to produce to show you're single?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2022 05:31 PM (fL5aK)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 26, 2022 05:29 PM (JEnjG)
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Did she threaten to bore her to death?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2022 05:31 PM (fs1hN)
Megyn does butt stuff
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at July 26, 2022 05:31 PM (7/0BF)
I did think she was quite easy on the eyes. Crazy AW, to be sure, but still...
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2022 05:31 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 26, 2022 05:29 PM (JEnjG)
She's a female Lt. Bearclaw.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 26, 2022 05:32 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: JTinKC
Don't tell me - let me guess:
He was hard on the beaver.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 26, 2022 05:32 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Anal Otters
That is a scandalous thing to say about TJM. He is a valued commenter.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2022 05:32 PM (0E97k)
Posted by: Landru at July 26, 2022 05:32 PM (mEYVq)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2022 05:32 PM (Cus5s)
Although I did chuckle at the "government name" joke, that's classic.
Posted by: Shane at July 26, 2022 05:32 PM (jFuQc)
That guy was hard enough on The Beaver that he only had to hit it Part Time.
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2022 05:32 PM (1Vv45)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 05:32 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2022 05:33 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: But Ox at July 26, 2022 05:30 PM
Yes. But her out is that it was a friend of Ferris Bueller's sisters cousin's heresy that the media and the J6 clown show ate up because ULTRA MAGA! Lizzard Chinney was her coach. She hugged her at the end and basically gave her a dog treat like a good little puppy.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 26, 2022 05:33 PM (JEnjG)
decisions
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2022 05:33 PM (fs1hN)
Isn't that "deadnaming" her?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at July 26, 2022 05:34 PM (YR1e8)
Check with the FBI, they definitely have them.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 26, 2022 05:31 PM (3hSHB)
I figured Bob from NSA would have the inside scoop.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 05:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2022 05:34 PM (1Vv45)
Posted by: Rochelle, Rochelle (formerly Roxanne, Roxanne) at July 26, 2022 05:34 PM (szWS4)
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Bitch set herself up.
Posted by: Marion Barry at July 26, 2022 05:34 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: wth at July 26, 2022 05:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Beelzebub at July 26, 2022 05:34 PM (/NCI4)
Back when I first discovered the AOSHQ, there was a certain someone who was famous primarily because she talked about fartclam stuff. I can't remember her name, but she was associated with a blog, I think.
Nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2022 05:30 PM (/NCI4)
Yeah, me too. Can't remember her name, but it was around 2004 or so.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 26, 2022 05:34 PM (U3uv2)
Asking for a special friend
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at July 26, 2022 05:26 PM (7/0BF)
If there aren't any yet, there will be.
Posted by: Paris Hilton at July 26, 2022 05:34 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 26, 2022 05:34 PM (44ww/)
1. Lying sack of shit.
2. Immature
3. Woefully lacking in intellect.
Seems to be a re-occurring theme with government types.
Posted by: Archer at July 26, 2022 05:35 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Easy, they play the music too loud for a conversation, the place is jammed with a waiting line, the food and drink are both overpriced and lousy in quality, and everyone is peacocking for everyone else. Often there will be some sort of stamp on the hand and a dancefloor with crappy techno/rap or disco back in the day playing at earsplitting levels. Back in the day, they also reeked of stale cigarette smoke.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2022 05:35 PM (CXr4y)
https://bit.ly/3baRdKi
The CGI isn't as good as it was in Harry Potter.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 26, 2022 05:35 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Anal Otters at July 26, 2022 05:31 PM (SyYTI)
And she persisted.
Posted by: Anne Hathaway at July 26, 2022 05:35 PM (QYPq3)
Nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2022 05:30 PM (/NCI4)
Yeah, me too. Can't remember her name, but it was around 2004 or so.
I think we need an Ace intervention here. He should know.
Posted by: Beelzebub at July 26, 2022 05:35 PM (/NCI4)
@MeidasTouch
Merrick Garland just affirmed that Trump can be prosecuted: "No person is above the law in this country. There is nothing in the principles of prosecution... which prevent us from investigating anyone who is criminally responsible for an attempt to undo a democratic election."
https://tinyurl.com/2p8hhy52
Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2022 05:36 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 26, 2022 05:36 PM (m7R0k)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2022 05:36 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 05:36 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Rochelle, Rochelle (formerly Roxanne, Roxanne) at July 26, 2022 05:34 PM (szWS4)
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Well, you can get 4yrs in the Graybar Hotel for the misdemeanor of 'parading'. It wouldn't have taken much.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2022 05:37 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 26, 2022 05:37 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2022 05:37 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 26, 2022 05:34 PM (U3uv2)
Andrew Sullivan?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2022 05:37 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 26, 2022 05:38 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Law breaking democrats everywhere at July 26, 2022 05:38 PM (jTmQV)
What can we do in a timely manner to save ourselves? While everyone worries about "glowies" coming here to stoke and encourage violence the real a-holes will land on our doorsteps, commit violence and make it look like we started it.
Posted by: JROD at July 26, 2022 05:38 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2022 05:33 PM
She lied. Her emotions in her testimony were a fake. She laughed at the clown show J6 crap. But then was suddenly hit with a stream of conscience or more than likely some money or promises of such. She wanted to be an "influencer" (gag) Her texts prove she was lying under oath but nothing will come of it and despite Chubby Conway telling us we will all remember what we were doing when Cornbread dropped her bombshell, we won't. Nobody will remember her name until she gets the job Jizzard Chinney promised @ CNN etc.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 26, 2022 05:38 PM (JEnjG)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 26, 2022 05:38 PM (lTGtQ)
10%
Posted by: Hunter at July 26, 2022 05:38 PM (ynpvh)
There are such things as Singles Bar-?ven when I was 25 I never went to a Singles Bar. What ID do you have to produce to show you're single?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2022 05:31 PM (fL5aK)
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“Singles bar” is the polite name for what they are. By the time I was old enough to be hitting bars (which was about 14) they were already known by the more honest name of “meat markets.”
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2022 05:38 PM (08+Fo)
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at July 26, 2022 05:39 PM (7/0BF)
Although I did chuckle at the "government name" joke, that's classic.
Posted by: Shane at July 26, 2022 05:32 PM (jFuQc)
Mostly Ace being Ace. He was calling her Madison for a bit, and then somehow added Cornbread because it made him laugh. so, history was made.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pre-Med at July 26, 2022 05:39 PM (xPJvm)
16 They're celebrating by playing spin the tale for the donkey.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 26, 2022 04:24 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 05:39 PM (PY/t0)
Posted by: Beelzebub at July 26, 2022 05:35 PM (/NCI4)
He would. Some cutesy name. Ima go check and see if Wonkette was who I am remembering.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 26, 2022 05:39 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2022 05:40 PM (mn1Pi)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
She said, he said, she o no u didnt. They cache each other outside. Wally was hitting the beaver pretty damned hard, part time. Evidently garret's new messenger bag was lavender and didn't match the chartreuse shade of ace's vespa. Much drama.
Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at July 26, 2022 05:40 PM (ghXaU)
Posted by: Dr. Feelgood, 1910 at July 26, 2022 05:40 PM (4I/2K)
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Going to court to protest unconstitutional election law changes, preparing alternate electors? What the hell is the crime? I guess he must mean the buffalo hat guy walking around the senate chambers? F* these f*ing f*ers.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2022 05:40 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2022 05:40 PM (NpAcC)
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Whoa there, buddy.
Posted by: Adam Schiff, Impeachment Manager at July 26, 2022 05:40 PM (SyYTI)
The right, in particular the Trump camp, needs to do a better job of supporting their people when the powerful eye of Sauron (the deep state) turns its devilish gaze on them. The left has thousands of lawyers willing to work pro bono defending even the most obnoxious little Auntie-fa-er. And we see how the left's minions who break the law like Comey and Strzok not only get off scot free, but get rewarded with fat book contracts and media positions. Meanwhile, hundreds of Trump supporters languish in the DC gulag while all but a handful of Republican politicians turn a blind eye.
So do you really blame Madison Cornbread for turning state's witness rather than join the rest of the discarded Trump supporters to rot in prison?
Posted by: Rusty Trawler at July 26, 2022 05:40 PM (1gif2)
In a "just and civil" nation both of 'em would be in Gitmo with a pistol and one bullet each. How they decide to use them....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2022 05:40 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2022 05:41 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 26, 2022 05:41 PM (cY9wR)
What motivated her to join the Cheney circus and straight up lie? Especially when it was so easy to disprove?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2022 05:41 PM (5p7BC)
Wonkette! That's it! Aka Marie Cox.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2022 05:41 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2022 05:31 PM (fL5aK)
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Hey, baby, how you doin'?
Posted by: Lounge Lizard at July 26, 2022 05:41 PM (5pTK/)
I'm not worried about glowies on here. Just noting that they do seem to come on here sometimes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2022 05:41 PM (fL5aK)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 26, 2022 05:42 PM (U3uv2)
____________________
Come on down to the "Regal Beagle"
Posted by: Jack, Janet and Chrissy at July 26, 2022 05:42 PM (fs1hN)
DC needs to be erased as a concept, split it between several Md counties and keep the Mall/Smithsonian area as a special area.
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 05:42 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Lounge Lizard at July 26, 2022 05:41 PM (5pTK/)
LOL. Doing fine. I've been married for 30 years so no longer have the need to go to Singles Bars even if I wanted to
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2022 05:43 PM (fL5aK)
She was in zero danger of going to prison. She was a White House aide who was nowhere near the Capitol on Jan 6th.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2022 05:43 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 05:43 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
She said, he said, she o no u didnt. They cache each other outside. Wally was hitting the beaver pretty damned hard, part time. Evidently garret's new messenger bag was lavender and didn't match the chartreuse shade of ace's vespa. Much drama.
Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at July 26, 2022 05:40 PM (ghXaU)
That quickly got out of hand.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 26, 2022 05:43 PM (U3uv2)
MI School Employee Who Mocked Anti-Groomer Parents at School Board Meeting Arrested For Trying to Have Sex With a Minor
https://tinyurl.com/2p992d8y
Rohman was arrested by the Saginaw Chippewa Indian Tribal police, according to online records. He was charged with “accosting a child for immoral purposes and using a computer to commit a crime.”
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2022 05:43 PM (gbzeC)
Back when I first discovered the AOSHQ, there was a certain someone who was famous primarily because she talked about fartclam stuff. I can't remember her name, but she was associated with a blog, I think.
Nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2022 05:30 PM (/NCI4)
Yeah, me too. Can't remember her name, but it was around 2004 or so.
Ana Marie Cox aka Wonkette. She pushed that Washingtonienne chick into the public eye.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2022 05:43 PM (n+4am)
She was in zero danger of going to prison. She was a White House aide who was nowhere near the Capitol on Jan 6th.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2022 05:43 PM (ZLI7S)
Not the only way you can get into trouble...
Posted by: Hunter at July 26, 2022 05:43 PM (ynpvh)
unless you are a new (and improved!) black panther, threatening women with a club, preventing them from voting.
Posted by: Gen Shabazz at July 26, 2022 05:43 PM (cY9wR)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2022 05:43 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Rbastid at July 26, 2022 05:44 PM (FCGjy)
Wonkette! That's it! Aka Marie Cox.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2022 05:41 PM
She was annoying AF but also pretty dammed cute and outed herself as an absolute whore who banged half of DC.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 26, 2022 05:44 PM (JEnjG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 05:44 PM (atmen)
She'll fit right in with the rest of DC.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at July 26, 2022 05:44 PM (PC+3Z)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at July 26, 2022 05:44 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 26, 2022 05:44 PM (p03vF)
Merrick Garland just affirmed that Trump can be prosecuted: "No person is above the law in this country. There is nothing in the principles of prosecution... which prevent us from investigating anyone who is criminally responsible for an attempt to undo a democratic election."
Yet you break the law every single day and get away with it.
Fuck off.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 05:32 PM (atmen)
Good ol' Mrs. Wilson always had cookies or brownies.
Posted by: Dennis Mitchell at July 26, 2022 05:45 PM (4I/2K)
Back when I first discovered the AOSHQ, there was a certain someone who was famous primarily because she talked about fartclam stuff. I can't remember her name, but she was associated with a blog, I think.
Nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2022 05:30 PM (/NCI4)
Yeah, me too. Can't remember her name, but it was around 2004 or so.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 26, 2022 05:34 PM (U3uv2)
Um..... Wonkette?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2022 05:45 PM (llON8)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 05:45 PM (9gOfr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 05:45 PM (PY/t0)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2022 05:43 PM (n+4am)
Beat me to it.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 26, 2022 05:45 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Elric Blade
There was a place nearby called 'Sylvia's' back in the day. It was known to all locals as 'Saliva's'.
Yeah, it was that slimy.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2022 05:45 PM (55VFy)
Merrick Garland just affirmed that Trump can be prosecuted: "No person is above the law in this country. There is nothing in the principles of prosecution... which prevent us from investigating anyone who is criminally responsible for an attempt to undo a democratic election."
Yet you break the law every single day and get away with it.
Fuck off.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Funny how that only seems to work in one direction.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 05:45 PM (ynpvh)
1. Lying sack of shit.
2. Immature
3. Woefully lacking in intellect.
Seems to be a re-occurring theme with government types.
Posted by: Archer at July 26, 2022 05:35 PM (gmo/4)
Those three characteristics are also about me, aren't they? Cassie and I are surrounded by cruel people who do not understand how difficult it is for hard-working office note-takers and Internet Influencers to do their jobs while subjected to constant criticism and ridicule! /sob/ And both of us are the ages we say we are!
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at July 26, 2022 05:45 PM (AMIL/)
For example, I guess I'm sort of a DeSantis guy right now, but if they indict or prosecute Trump on bullshit, nothing will stop me from voting for him.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 26, 2022 05:46 PM (sWM8x)
The right, in particular the Trump camp, needs to do a better job of supporting their people when the powerful eye of Sauron (the deep state) turns its devilish gaze on them. The left has thousands of lawyers willing to work pro bono defending even the most obnoxious little Auntie-fa-er. And we see how the left's minions who break the law like Comey and Strzok not only get off scot free, but get rewarded with fat book contracts and media positions. Meanwhile, hundreds of Trump supporters languish in the DC gulag while all but a handful of Republican politicians turn a blind eye.
So do you really blame Madison Cornbread for turning state's witness rather than join the rest of the discarded Trump supporters to rot in prison?
Posted by: Rusty Trawler at July 26, 2022 05:40 PM (1gif2)
And more to the point, if Trump lets her down (true or not) then who is the #2 and #3 choices?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 26, 2022 05:46 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 26, 2022 05:46 PM (eJ/So)
Malcolm Roberts @MRobertsQLD; 28m
These are the people who are telling you to just 'get over it', buy a $60,000 electric vehicle and eat bugs instead of good protein.
https://nitter.net/MRobertsQLD/status/
1552039856578125824#m
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 05:47 PM (yikp0)
It could happen, but you won't get out of it without regrets.
I go to bars to drink, maybe watch a sporting event.
Posted by: Law breaking democrats everywhere at July 26, 2022 05:47 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Rbastid
I have been offered a chance to further my career in politics.
You are looking at the campaign manager for Rep. Cheney (R-WY) in the upcoming primary...........what?
Posted by: Madz Cornbread at July 26, 2022 05:47 PM (cY9wR)
Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at July 26, 2022 05:40 PM
* wails *
You forgot us!!!!!
* even more drama *
Posted by: Mauve Crocs at July 26, 2022 05:47 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2022 05:31 PM (fL5aK)
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Hey baby, what's your sign?
Posted by: Chad with the pukka shell necklace at July 26, 2022 05:47 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 05:47 PM (diceA)
You're welcome.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 26, 2022 05:47 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2022 05:40 PM (mn1Pi)
LOL
Then again didn't "she" talk about *everything*?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2022 05:48 PM (llON8)
@MeidasTouch
Merrick Garland just affirmed that Trump can be prosecuted: "No person is above the law in this country. There is nothing in the principles of prosecution... which prevent us from investigating anyone who is criminally responsible for an attempt to undo a democratic election."
Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2022 05:36 PM (NpAcC)
This statement applies to Republicans only.
Posted by: Cillary Hinton at July 26, 2022 05:48 PM (1gif2)
I'm sorry. That was inappropriate.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 05:48 PM (9gOfr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 05:47 PM (diceA)
Are there any expensive turncoats in Washington?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 05:48 PM (PY/t0)
Aren't they going after Trump now for allegedly trying to talk to a "witness." ? Maybe that's why he didn't speak to her
Posted by: Mayor Pete at July 26, 2022 05:49 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 05:49 PM (dscaa)
Then again didn't "she" talk about *everything*?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
She was a freak show.
Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2022 05:49 PM (mn1Pi)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 05:49 PM (atmen)
It could happen, but you won't get out of it without regrets.
I go to bars to drink, maybe watch a sporting event.
Posted by: Law breaking democrats everywhere at July 26, 2022 05:47 PM (jTmQV)
I don't think the purpose it to find a mate, but someone to mate with.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 05:49 PM (ynpvh)
It could happen, but you won't get out of it without regrets.
I go to bars to drink, maybe watch a sporting event.
Posted by: Law breaking democrats everywhere at July 26, 2022 05:47 PM (jTmQV)
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Sock fail, too normal. I would have gone with "Bars are lousy places to find a mate. You have to be at least 21 to get in."
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2022 05:50 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2022 05:23 PM (DRSnL)
A scandalous generalization. Ugly on the inside is ugly.
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 05:50 PM (dscaa)
Sure, man. Pull the other leg, it plays jingle bells.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 05:50 PM (PY/t0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 05:45 PM (PY/t0)
Perhaps you've heard my hit song?
https://youtu.be/qdkRtmk4pTE
Posted by: Zombie Mickey Gilley at July 26, 2022 05:50 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2022 05:40 PM (mn1Pi)
There was a song in this porn movie where the only lyrics were "Kissing the pink."
I guess it never became a hit since I can't find it anywhere.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 05:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Suck my hard drive.
Posted by: Hunter Bidens' laptop at July 26, 2022 05:50 PM (cY9wR)
___________
Lovely... now do the Pelosi's, Hunter, the FBI, yourself..... I'll wait.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2022 05:50 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 26, 2022 05:50 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2022 05:40 PM (mn1Pi)
LOL
Then again didn't "she" talk about *everything*?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2022 05:48 PM (llON
Are we trying to make the argument that TP was TonyPete all along? It was right there in front of us.
*Da Vinci Code music*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 05:50 PM (diceA)
It could happen, but you won't get out of it without regrets.
I go to bars to drink, maybe watch a sporting event.
Posted by: Law breaking democrats everywhere at July 26, 2022 05:47 PM (jTmQV)
Bars are for mating, not marriage material.
And sure, for hanging out with friends.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 26, 2022 05:50 PM (XvPQV)
You'll get a paltry $138M in cash in the end...
So, the lotto state folks split up $382M
The Feds haul away
Posted by: Boswell at July 26, 2022 05:51 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2022 05:41 PM
And my 2004 timeline was spot on. Good job, brain.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 26, 2022 05:51 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2022 05:51 PM (fL5aK)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2022 05:51 PM (bs+z0)
I'm sorry. That was inappropriate.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 05:48 PM (9gOfr)
Would a shotgun shell be more appropriate?
#JustAskingQuestions
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 26, 2022 05:52 PM (XvPQV)
It would make abducting them easier.
Posted by: Jame Gumb at July 26, 2022 05:52 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Wait....We're in a meat market!?!
I'm scandalized!!!!
Posted by: Hunter Bidens' laptop at July 26, 2022 05:52 PM (cY9wR)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, geting hungry at July 26, 2022 05:52 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 05:52 PM (PY/t0)
I'm sorry. That was inappropriate.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 05:48 PM (9gOfr)
Would a shotgun shell be more appropriate?
#JustAskingQuestions
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 26, 2022 05:52 PM (XvPQV)
Gibbets. I'm old-fashioned that way.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 05:52 PM (ynpvh)
That apply to the FBI?
Gotta wonder who gave those 50 former intel community employees who signed a letter saying that Hunter's laptop was Russian disinformation the game plan.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2022 05:52 PM (ZLI7S)
Bars are for mating, not marriage material.
And sure, for hanging out with friends.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 26, 2022 05:50 PM (XvPQV)
Mating......
"As the young buck strolls into the drinking establishment, he cautiously approaches the bar and orders a cold, frothy beverage...."
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Along with stealing millions of dollars of relief funds sent to Haiti.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 26, 2022 05:52 PM (5pTK/)
*Da Vinci Code music*
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Nobody is that good. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2022 05:52 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2022 05:31 PM (fL5aK)
messenger bag and crocs.
or phots of your star wars figurines...
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 26, 2022 05:52 PM (p03vF)
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 26, 2022 05:41 PM (cY9wR)
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Taken by her former co-worker, who has bragged that she was the one to get her in touch with Lizzard.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at July 26, 2022 05:53 PM (SeyZ7)
There are such things as Singles Bar-?ven when I was 25 I never went to a Singles Bar. What ID do you have to produce to show you're single?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2022 05:31 PM (fL5aK)
Customer service desk at pretty much any Dollar Store. Not sure, but I think maybe the boondaga's in NYC don't offer them.
Multiple check boxes - Single, Gay, Lesbian, Queer, Trans, Bi, and Plus. $20 bucks for the first checkbox, same as in town. $5 for each additional. After the third checkbox, additional checkboxes are complimentary.
With six, you get eggroll.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 26, 2022 05:53 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 05:53 PM (9gOfr)
The Feds haul away
Posted by: Boswell at July 26, 2022 05:51 PM (+Cgut)
$181M - feds
State of NY gets - $42.4M
You still get a haul - just 700M less than the leaches that sold you the 830M ticket...
Posted by: Boswell at July 26, 2022 05:53 PM (+Cgut)
We're calling on @WHO to act immediately to rename the "monkeypox" virus. We have a growing concern for the potentially stigmatizing effects that the messaging around the "monkeypox" virus can have on vulnerable communities. Read our letter: https://on.nyc.gov/3Oza1k8
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Cancel Racist Fauci!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 26, 2022 05:53 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Linda Sina at July 26, 2022 05:53 PM (Yrvb3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 05:52 PM (PY/t0)
Make sure it has a decent volcano for your lair.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 05:53 PM (ynpvh)
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LMAO can they please get new script writers? I mean Pelosi was dredging that one up from the bottom of her home in the bacterial mud cave back in 2017. I believe about using RUSSIA to influence an election. And we remember how that turned out.
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 05:53 PM (dscaa)
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Hey, baby, how you doin'?
Posted by: Lounge Lizard at July 26, 2022 05:41 PM
* taps Lounge Lizard on shoulder *
Hey, buddy, you dropped your wallet there.
* moves in when LL turns to look *
How you doin, good lookin'?
Posted by: Leisure Suit Larry at July 26, 2022 05:53 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2022 05:52 PM (ZLI7S)
Supposedly the DOD is up to their eyeballs in the Jan. 6th stuff.. Probably had a hand in this too
Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2022 05:54 PM (bs+z0)
First, Pence isn't winning the White House, and second, he's slamming Trump. Such a worm.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 26, 2022 05:54 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)
The old ways are best.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 26, 2022 05:54 PM (XvPQV)
We're calling on @WHO to act immediately to rename the "monkeypox" virus
Call it fauci fuckingpox
Posted by: Hunter Bidens' laptop at July 26, 2022 05:54 PM (cY9wR)
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Hunter is shaking in his bongs.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 26, 2022 05:55 PM (gqX4V)
I always feel like I am in some sort of bizarre nightmare where people are just telling me to be pissed or be happy or 'support' shit without ever telling me what that shit fucking is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 05:55 PM (diceA)
Posted by: Diane Keaton at July 26, 2022 05:55 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2022 05:55 PM (fL5aK)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 26, 2022 05:55 PM (r7pbk)
She was in zero danger of going to prison. She was a White House aide who was nowhere near the Capitol on Jan 6th.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2022 05:43 PM (ZLI7S)
Ask Peter Navarro, Steve Bannon and Jeffrey Clark about that. Not to mention earlier victims like Mike Flynn and Roger Stone. And all those guys have a lot more money and support than she does. Not doing anything wrong isn't the get-out-of-jail-free card you think it is.
Posted by: Rusty Trawler at July 26, 2022 05:55 PM (1gif2)
Posted by: Squid at July 26, 2022 05:55 PM (dfTsU)
Can I get a price check on a pack of lubbers?!?
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 05:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2022 05:40 PM (NpAcC)
Me, too. When I read "she," I thought it was a new revelation on Cawthorn's evolving sexuality, not that I care.
Posted by: Coki at July 26, 2022 05:56 PM (4chvJ)
and Pence is definitely several steps backwards.
Posted by: Hunter Bidens' laptop at July 26, 2022 05:56 PM (cY9wR)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
* frrrrrrrppp *
Posted by: Eric Fartwell at July 26, 2022 05:56 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: Jordan61
If a GOp candidate wins the presidency in 2024, this bitch will be there with her hand out to some idiot congresscritter - like Meadows.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 26, 2022 05:56 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at July 26, 2022 05:56 PM (7/0BF)
Yes, in fact, it is very easy to condemn people who are not honest, who dissemble. I'm sorry she found being honest and forthright troublesome. Life's short. I'm not going to spend it empathizing with people who tell the truth when the truth is costless.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 26, 2022 05:56 PM (ppBhU)
If your idea of fun is drinking and hanging out at nightclubs and listening to bands, I wouldn't suggest trying to meet women/men at church.
Conversely, if you don't like clubbing and want someone to be a homebody with you, don't try to meet women/men at a bar.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2022 05:57 PM (HeG6g)
Thank goodness somebody cares about we simians.
Posted by: Fauci's monkeys at July 26, 2022 05:57 PM (fL5aK)
— Financial Advisor Hank Johnson
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 05:57 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Coki at July 26, 2022 05:57 PM (4chvJ)
We're calling on @WHO to act immediately to rename the "monkeypox" virus.
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FaggotOrgyFuckingPox has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 26, 2022 05:57 PM (gqX4V)
Thank goodness somebody cares about we simians.
Posted by: Fauci's monkeys at July 26, 2022 05:57 PM (fL5aK)
You lucky bastards!
Posted by: Beagles at July 26, 2022 05:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: GB at July 26, 2022 05:57 PM (VRY0f)
Posted by: Hunter Bidens' laptop
Absolutely correct.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 26, 2022 05:57 PM (XSRBF)
MTG tweeted: "I am Marjorie Taylor Greene. I am a woman. I am a mother. And I am sick of this shit."
https://tinyurl.com/2m2esdtn
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 26, 2022 05:58 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Wait....We're in a meat market!?!
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Lena Dunham is a sowbelly.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 26, 2022 05:58 PM (FVME7)
All of them got prosecuted for failing to testify and they did so knowing they would get prosecuted. Hell, Bannon is happy about it and making a cause out of it. He wants the fight.
All she had to do was tell the truth and she would have walked away. She didn't know squat cause there was nothing to know and she wasn't a Trump confidant, she was a coffee girl.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2022 05:58 PM (ZLI7S)
________________
If they told you what it actually was that you're supposed to be upset about, your eyes would roll so hard they'd fall right out of their sockets. They're just protecting you.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2022 05:58 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 26, 2022 05:57 PM (gqX4V)
It that a new holiday in the Bay area?
Posted by: Beagles at July 26, 2022 05:58 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2022 05:58 PM (fL5aK)
https://insanelygoodrecipes.com/leftover-cornbread-recipes/
Posted by: Coki at July 26, 2022 05:58 PM (4chvJ)
We're calling on @WHO to act immediately to rename the "monkeypox" virus.
What? Did the monkeys complain?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2022 05:58 PM (RkC6l)
We're calling on @WHO to act immediately to rename the "monkeypox" virus.
Hunter hives
Posted by: Hunter Bidens' laptop at July 26, 2022 05:58 PM (cY9wR)
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they have no idea what they're even trying to make a crime
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 05:59 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 26, 2022 05:59 PM (MlwJc)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2022 05:59 PM (llON8)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 05:47 PM (yikp0)
Those starter pack memes are good.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 26, 2022 05:59 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2022 05:57 PM (HeG6g)
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I always expected to meet my fantasy female soulmate in a library.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 26, 2022 05:59 PM (gqX4V)
We're calling on @WHO to act immediately to rename the "monkeypox" virus.
Clinton chancre
Posted by: Hunter Bidens' laptop at July 26, 2022 05:59 PM (cY9wR)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 05:59 PM (9gOfr)
__________________
"fudgepacker" virus. There, much better.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2022 06:00 PM (fs1hN)
Is her muffin buttered?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 26, 2022 06:00 PM (7g/Pa)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2022 05:52 PM (6WCwE)
I tend to agree, but it would be an epic accomplishment.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 06:00 PM (diceA)
MTG tweeted: "I am Marjorie Taylor Greene. I am a woman. I am a mother. And I am sick of this shit."
https://tinyurl.com/2m2esdtn
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 26, 2022 05:58 PM (sWM8x)
That's damn funny right there.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2022 06:00 PM (HeG6g)
Posted by: Hunter Bidens' laptop at July 26, 2022 05:56 PM (cY9wR)
More fake script writing through the supposed mouth of Mike Pence. I mean it sounds like something Obama would say. No?
Get it? Trump is "backwards". Not understanding how Pence is supposed to represent a "forward" vision having served directly under Trump and only under Trump and all, but the script is the script.
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:00 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: olddog in mo, No Cheetos allowed on the 'toon at July 26, 2022 06:00 PM (ju2Fy)
__________________
"fudgepacker" virus. There, much better.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2022 06:00 PM (fs1hN)
So like chimneysweep scrotum?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:00 PM (ynpvh)
Didn't really work the other night, but it's a work in progress.
Posted by: Peter North at July 26, 2022 06:00 PM (BFigT)
that was the VP rate ... POTUS rate is higher ... probably involves little girls and hair sniffing privileges.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2022 06:01 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Naked, sitting in a sensory deprivation room, smoking crack. at July 26, 2022 06:01 PM (QY+6a)
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 05:59 PM (OuH7W)
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Garland has gone Lavrintiy Beria on us. "Show me the man, I'll show you the crime."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 26, 2022 06:01 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2022 06:01 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2022 06:01 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 06:01 PM (diceA)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
I always expected to meet my fantasy female soulmate in a library.
Posted by: ShainS
For me it was in the frozen foods aisle in the grocery store.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 26, 2022 06:01 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Hunter Bidens' laptop at July 26, 2022 05:56 PM (cY9wR)
More fake script writing through the supposed mouth of Mike Pence. I mean it sounds like something Obama would say. No?
Get it? Trump is "backwards". Not understanding how Pence is supposed to represent a "forward" vision having served directly under Trump and only under Trump and all, but the script is the script.
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:00 PM (dscaa)
It means Race Bannon thinks he's still entitled to run in 2024 as if OrangeManBad had (officially) won in 2020 for his second term.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2022 06:01 PM (llON8)
We're calling on @WHO to act immediately to rename the "monkeypox" virus.
What? Did the monkeys complain?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
We have a thread winner!
Posted by: AoSHQ betting window at July 26, 2022 06:02 PM (cY9wR)
Butt pox ?
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Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2022 06:01 PM (bs+z0)
Blasphemyvirus.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)
We're calling on @WHO to act immediately to rename the "monkeypox" virus.
Hunter hives
Posted by: Hunter Bidens' laptop at July 26, 2022 05:58 PM (cY9wR)
We had several options brainstormed earlier.
I offered Sodomitis. No takers. Someone with Gomorreah, countered.
Rhesus penis was on fire.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 26, 2022 06:02 PM (U3uv2)
https://tinyurl.com/mwshpp2e
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2022 06:02 PM (fL5aK)
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 05:59 PM (OuH7W)
Hahahaha. You are very funny comrade
Posted by: Leveranty Berea at July 26, 2022 06:02 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2022 06:00 PM (HeG6g)
To quote a blogger (The Fool) from earlier today, "Rhesus Penis"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:02 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 26, 2022 06:02 PM (MlwJc)
Both Pence and Trump are also slated to speak Tuesday in Washington, DC. Pence's speech comes on the same day that it was announced that a memoir of his time in and out of office -- titled "So Help Me God" -- will be published later this year. The book promises the "inside story of the Trump Administration by its second-highest ranking official and of a profound faith that has guided Pence throughout his life," according to the publisher.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2022 06:02 PM (0E97k)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2022 05:57 PM (HeG6g)
Or a cooking class.
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at July 26, 2022 06:03 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2022 06:03 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: wth at July 26, 2022 06:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2022 06:02 PM (0E97k)
So a hit piece on Trump
Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2022 06:03 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Leveranty Berea
they already have the jury of obese blue hair dnc activists picked out
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:03 PM (OuH7W)
I heard the clip on American Family Radio. He sounded and is pathetic.
Posted by: Fool Otto at July 26, 2022 06:03 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at July 26, 2022 06:03 PM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2022 06:03 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 05:52 PM (PY/t0)
Make sure it has a decent volcano for your lair.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 05:53 PM (ynpvh
This guy gets it.
Sharks. With friggin laser beams.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 06:04 PM (PY/t0)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 26, 2022 06:01 PM (5pTK/)
This congressional shitshow is so ludicrous that even Garland has checked out of it.
I think in years to come, when looking back, the biggest story of this year will be how the Dems, in control of both houses, threw away their entire legislative term catering to the Daddy Issues of a menopausal has been.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2022 06:04 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2022 06:04 PM (HeG6g)
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at July 26, 2022 05:56 PM (7/0BF)
I've been righteously informed that I am blind and dumb and loyal to Democrats if I won't vote for anyone with an R after their name.
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:04 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Sebastian Kohn at July 26, 2022 06:04 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 06:04 PM (9gOfr)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2022 06:03 PM (bs+z0)
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French, Goldberg, Kristol and Boot will all love the book, as well the rest of the left.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 26, 2022 06:04 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 26, 2022 06:05 PM (m7R0k)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 26, 2022 06:05 PM (r7pbk)
Pox of the Monkey.
Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2022 06:03 PM (oTZbj)
Faggotpox.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2022 06:05 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 06:05 PM (PY/t0)
"Cornbread's baby pics surface"
Posted by: Fool Otto at July 26, 2022 06:05 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: ...
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So you've been called that too, huh?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 26, 2022 06:05 PM (TiNk1)
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What the hell does that even mean? Is there a specific law he is referring to?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 26, 2022 06:05 PM (cMXNt)
Remember way back when Ace was trying to convince all of us that the riot was caused by undercover ANTIFA?
Posted by: Paul at July 26, 2022 06:05 PM (BPZ4y)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2022 06:03 PM (bs+z0)
It's been telegraphed since January 6th. That is all he's doing. And he is being rewarded. At least here on earth.
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:05 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 06:06 PM (diceA)
Order your Ukrainian bride online like a normal man.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 06:05 PM (PY/t0)
Out: "order Russian Brides"
In: "order Ukrainian Brides"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:06 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2022 06:06 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: AoSHQ betting window at July 26, 2022 06:06 PM (cY9wR)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 06:06 PM (9gOfr)
No one is below the law either. We're not supposed to have Bills of Attainder, or selective prosecutions.
Public officials aren't supposed to deprive citizens of their rights "under color of law" either.
Posted by: Zek at July 26, 2022 06:07 PM (OzNIz)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 26, 2022 06:01 PM
Just as long as his career ends the way Beria's did, I'm cool with that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2022 06:07 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: AoSHQ betting window at July 26, 2022 06:06 PM (cY9wR)
Ask Don.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 06:07 PM (diceA)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
the law does not apply to 2000 and 2016
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:07 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at July 26, 2022 06:07 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 26, 2022 06:07 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2022 06:07 PM (fL5aK)
Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2022 06:07 PM (oTZbj)
The San Francisco treat?
Posted by: AoSHQ betting window at July 26, 2022 06:07 PM (cY9wR)
No one is below the law either. We're not supposed to have Bills of Attainder, or selective prosecutions.
Public officials aren't supposed to deprive citizens of their rights "under color of law" either.
Posted by: Zek at July 26, 2022 06:07 PM (OzNIz)
"color of law" is now rainbows after Pride Month
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:07 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 06:06 PM (9gOfr)
Chair dildo. A 'Chair-do', if you will.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 06:07 PM (diceA)
In: "order Ukrainian Brides"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:06 PM
Both will kill you and sell your organs if it doesn't work out.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 26, 2022 06:08 PM (MlwJc)
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:08 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 06:04 PM (9gOfr)
I have all the charm and magnetism and suave-ness of Louis Tulley from Ghostbusters trying to chat up Dana Barrett.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 26, 2022 06:08 PM (4I/2K)
She's a witch, burn her!!!!
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 26, 2022 06:07 PM (bVYXr)
You gotta dunk her in water first to see if she floats...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at July 26, 2022 06:08 PM (xPJvm)
We're calling on @WHO to act immediately to rename the "monkeypox" virus.
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It's not fair. We get lonely! And we have needs!
Posted by: Bonobos Anti-Defamation League at July 26, 2022 06:08 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 26, 2022 06:08 PM (r7pbk)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2022 06:04 PM (trdmm)
Could you narrow it down some and I’m sure you don’t mean to be gender specific.
Posted by: 7man at July 26, 2022 06:08 PM (qwO6y)
"Events Surrounding Jan 6" ... gee, why not look for those that committed criminal acts, instead of those "criminally responsible for events surrounding Jan 6th"?
Seems like Garland really is intent on establishing a false predicate that the Trump rally event was part and parcel of the FBI op at the capitol. (where aggressive agent provocateurs are not arrested, not part of the J6 investigation) But it will take deceptive gymnastics to make the rally criminal. (well, just a corrupt doj and a DC jury of Dem haters can win in court, doesn't make the the truth a criminal act)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2022 06:09 PM (Cus5s)
The San Francisco treat?
Posted by: AoSHQ betting window at July 26, 2022 06:07 PM (cY9wR)
Rhesus-a-roni.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:09 PM (ynpvh)
I know it happens to be Pence's shtick but the giveaway is the way they coopt religious language for their payoff book titles. 90% of their titles do this. I swear it's satan himself mocking us (or trying).
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:09 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 06:09 PM (diceA)
Posted by: Paul at July 26, 2022 06:05 PM (BPZ4y)
I mean, all the video evidence of the national traveling pAntifa bastards shouldn't lead you to believe that they took any part in it. Nope. Not even the one that started the incident that caused Ashli Babbitt to get murdered.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 06:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Worst Marketing Campaign Ever at July 26, 2022 06:09 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2022 06:10 PM (mn1Pi)
In: "order Ukrainian Brides"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:06 PM
Both will kill you and sell your organs if it doesn't work out.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 26, 2022 06:08 PM (MlwJc)
BTW, avoid Chinese mail brides...they ain't ladies...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 26, 2022 06:10 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2022 06:10 PM (HeG6g)
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:08 PM (OuH7W)
Given everything else going on I'm not sure "normal" is going to make it to November, or October, or possibly even September...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2022 06:10 PM (llON8)
Saw that one earlier. made me chuckle.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at July 26, 2022 06:08 PM (xPJvm)
Thirty Dirty Rump Hump Mumps.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 26, 2022 06:10 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 26, 2022 06:07 PM
How do you know she's a witch?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2022 06:10 PM (RkC6l)
She's a witch, burn her!!!!
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 26, 2022 06:07 PM (bVYXr)
A pox on her
Posted by: WHO at July 26, 2022 06:10 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:08 PM (OuH7W)
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Do we have an extradition treaty with Greenland?
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 26, 2022 06:10 PM (gqX4V)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2022 06:11 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 06:11 PM (diceA)
There's a good chance Trump will be simultaneously fighting in court and campaigning for President.
There's one for the history books.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 06:11 PM (PY/t0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 06:09 PM (diceA)
Haven Monahan?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 26, 2022 06:11 PM (4I/2K)
Remember way back when Ace was trying to convince all of us that the riot was caused by undercover ANTIFA?
Posted by: Paul at July 26, 2022 06:05 PM (BPZ4y)
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What's that got to do with your "star witness" being a shit ass liar?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 26, 2022 06:11 PM (cMXNt)
https://tinyurl.com/yt4dpnu5
Posted by: Fool Otto at July 26, 2022 06:11 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2022 06:11 PM (HeG6g)
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:11 PM (OuH7W)
Pray tell Commissar Garland...
Posted by: Zek at July 26, 2022 06:12 PM (OzNIz)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 26, 2022 06:07 PM
How do you know she's a witch?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2022 06:10 PM (RkC6l)
I saw a mole on her plump bare titty!
Posted by: Mark of the Devil at July 26, 2022 06:12 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
I keep on telling my sons - get thee to a Pro Life march or meeting to meet marriage minded, decent women.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2022 06:12 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:12 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 26, 2022 06:11 PM (4I/2K)
Thanks. Took a minute for the name to bubble up in the memory. For some reason Madison Cawthorne always makes me think of that story.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 06:12 PM (diceA)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 26, 2022 06:07 PM
How do you know she's a witch?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2022 06:10 PM (RkC6l)
I saw a mole on her plump bare titty!
Posted by: Mark of the Devil at July 26, 2022 06:12 PM (4I/2K)
I think that's a nipple.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:12 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 06:12 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2022 06:13 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Eric Fartwell at July 26, 2022 06:13 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:13 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:12 PM (ynpvh)
To be fair, I am new at this witch hunting gig.
Posted by: Mark of the Devil at July 26, 2022 06:13 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Fritzy at July 26, 2022 06:13 PM (GgBE/)
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:14 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 26, 2022 06:14 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2022 06:13 PM (trdmm)
Especially since he fails so miserably.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 06:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2022 06:13 PM (trdmm)
AP is above the *checks notes* primordial ooze.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 06:14 PM (diceA)
No one is below the law either. We're not supposed to have Bills of Attainder, or selective prosecutions.
Public officials aren't supposed to deprive citizens of their rights "under color of law" either.
Posted by: Zek
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Yep. Government oppression is often the cause of regime failure.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2022 06:14 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:14 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Zek at July 26, 2022 06:14 PM (OzNIz)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2022 06:14 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 06:14 PM (diceA)
Never going to happen.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2022 06:14 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Mark of the Devil at July 26, 2022 06:14 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Democrats: Raping The Children We Cannot Kill Since 1973! at July 26, 2022 06:15 PM (jV+aN)
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so...having a march in DC could get you arrested. All the feds have to do is get some people to seemingly break the law. Doesn't matter if those people are on their payroll.
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:15 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Portnoy at July 26, 2022 06:15 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Hunter Bidens' laptop at July 26, 2022 05:54 PM (cY9wR)
I don't have a cite but there was a very early report on Monkeypox stating that this extremely stable virus has picked up a surprisingly large mutation somewhere.
I am at the point of believing this is all on purpose, no matter what it is.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2022 06:15 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Rex B at July 26, 2022 06:15 PM (LzLXY)
Posted by: AoSHQ betting window at July 26, 2022 06:06 PM (cY9wR)
.........
No, you must slap a hot iron to your anus.
Posted by: wth at July 26, 2022 06:16 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:14 PM (OuH7W)
Dumbass racist cuuntbag wanted Jill for Surgeon General.......
BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 06:16 PM (Zz0t1)
But he is keeping political prisoners, failing to prosecute the glowies/assets that led the charge.
I think the parsing of language by Garland is to protect himself, but it does reveal his real intent. He can't just say he is going to take down Trump BAMN, even though that seems to be his intent ... and that is the case he is building with the "events surrounding J6" as opposed to the actual events of the day.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2022 06:16 PM (Cus5s)
Fun fact - if you win the $830M mega-millions tonight and live in NY - and then select the cash payout of $487.9M?
You'll get a paltry $138M in cash in the end...
So, the lotto state folks split up $382M
The Feds haul away
Posted by: Boswell
But you can see a Broadway show and get a Congolese Cockroach Corndog at 3 in the morning.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2022 06:16 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2022 06:16 PM (HeG6g)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 26, 2022 06:07 PM
How do you know she's a witch?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2022 06:10 PM
She's got a wart.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 26, 2022 06:16 PM (bVYXr)
I'm looking forward to a new GOP, a big tent coalition of the middle-class, the farmers, truckers, hispanics, asians, blacks, blue-collar and white-collar, main street folks. Those who love America and want it to succeed. Those who want the border secure, and for documented immigrants to come through the front door, stop the flow of fentinyl and other drugs that are killing our young people, manufacturing and supply-chains to be built and maintained by their fellow Americans, whom they love. Those who want to own their own property and to be self-reliant. Those who enjoy steak once in awhile and don't to be forced to eat bugs. Those who want America to be energy independent. Those who want to root out of government every politician that is paid for by a foreign country, especially those who are beholden to our current greatest foreign enemy, China.
I have more, I just got started. So, is Pence the guy to lead this group of Americans?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2022 06:17 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 26, 2022 06:17 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Zek at July 26, 2022 06:14 PM
Hogg's a pimp.
Posted by: Portnoy at July 26, 2022 06:15 PM (RkC6l)
Hoggpox
Posted by: 7man at July 26, 2022 06:18 PM (qwO6y)
Pence just might be stupid enough to think this is about him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2022 06:18 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Zek at July 26, 2022 06:19 PM (OzNIz)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 26, 2022 06:01 PM (4I/2K)
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Heh. My brother, who was a butcher, told me to the best part of working around freezers in the grocery store was the attention of women's nipples.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 26, 2022 06:19 PM (gqX4V)
Posted by: Hunter Bidens' laptop at July 26, 2022 05:54 PM (cY9wR)
Here comes Fauci Fuckingpox,
"Gotta wear a mask on your buttocks"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:20 PM (ynpvh)
They are setting some amazing precedents here for when the left throws a huge hissy fit after Trump wins in 2024! Of course, they don't expect ever to lose another national election. Wonder what they know that we don't....
Posted by: Rusty Trawler at July 26, 2022 06:20 PM (1gif2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 06:07 PM (diceA)
Dil-dō is one of those Japanese Marital arts, right?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2022 06:27 PM (xhaym)
Yet you break the law every single day and get away with it.
Fuck off.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Funny how that only seems to work in one direction.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2
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So then the arrest of Hunter is imminent?
Posted by: Chillin the most at July 26, 2022 06:29 PM (6+U8M)
Fuck off.
Posted by: Sponge
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sanctuary cities, open brders, 2020 riots, and an endless list of other things
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:32 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 26, 2022 07:31 PM (yA6DY)
Posted by: Sarah at July 26, 2022 11:58 PM (m3IkF)
He also supplied comment to publicists/journalists under a fake name before -- have to assume this was done in writing since he couldn't possibly pull it off over a phone call.
Posted by: RonnieReb at July 27, 2022 04:49 PM (H0sa3)
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Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)