Quick Hits

Repulsive opportunist Alyssa Farah Griffin has flip-flopped on so many conservative positions that even other NeverTrumpers like Bill Kristol, Tim Miller, Jonathan Last, Jim Swift, Rick Wilson and Jen Rubin are taken aback.

"What changed?" Hochman asked. "For one thing, Farah was on the cusp of securing a CNN contributor contract, and was auditioning for Meghan McCain's former spot on The View. Right around the same time, she began to emerge as an increasingly loud critic of the GOP."
Griffin has also flipped on election fraud, as Hochman pointed out. She previously defended President Donald Trump's "concerns about across the board mail-in voting w/o reason," and even acknowledged concerns about Pennsylvania officials "putting their thumb on the scale," plus "irregularities and fraud" and the potential for a "rigged" Georgia runoff. More recently, however, Griffin called election fraud the "Big Lie" and framed herself as "a Republican who has consistently said, 'it was not stolen, we lost.'"
As Hochman said, Griffin's more recent comments don't line up with what she said about Trump in the past. She once described him as "a remarkable man" and "a strong leader" and said she was "smiling so wide because I was just excited to see him" the first time they met. More recently, Griffin said she didn't "[drink] the Kool-Aid for five years" and that she "didn't have any illusions about who the president was."
"It's increasingly difficult to find an issue where Farah *hasn't* changed her position," Hochman tweeted.
Griffin went from using Beto O'Rourke's name as an insult to "talking politics backstage at The View" with him. She said Miles Taylor's anonymous New York Times op-ed confirmed that "Never Trumpers" were "trying to thwart POTUS" but later joined him for an anti-Trump conference call. She went from praising Trump's "leadership" on Covid to saying he "politicized the hell out of this virus." She chalked up an accusation that Trump refused to condemn right-wing extremism to a "former disgruntled employee being ineffective at their job" and then said she had counseled him to "wake up every morning and condemn white supremacy."
"Farah claimed that 'at no point in my entire life was my goal to be on TV and be a talking head,'" Hochman tweeted. "But it's hard to see her political transformation as anything other than an audition for the mainstream spotlight. She got the spotlight--but at what cost?"

And now she's earned her reward. This skank has been chosen to pretend to represent the "conservative" point of view on ABC's Aging Yentas With Floppy Gunts Yell For an Hour.

Gawker wrote another trashy and completely false story about a sworn enemy, and this enemy is seeking legal advice about suing them. And hopefully ending them, this time for good.

Mark Zuckerberg will be trimming the fat at FaceBook and Meta, further undermining Putin's Job Creation Boom.

Note the strange question from a lazy worker about whether special days off for, I guess, stress and "self-care" granted during the covid lockdowns would continue... post-covid.

This asked during a speech announcing that people were going to have to increase their performance if they wanted to keep their jobs.

Mark Zuckerberg failed to conceal his annoyance with an employee who asked about vacation days during a meeting in which the Meta CEO revealed plans to cut underperforming workers, according to a report.
During a companywide Q&A meeting on June 30, the Facebook boss warned a recent market slump "might be one of the worst downturns that we've seen in recent history" as he explained the reasoning behind the cost cuts.
During the virtual session, Zuckerberg reportedly "appeared visibly frustrated" after one Chicago-based employee asked whether "Meta Days," or extra time off introduced during the COVID-19 pandemic, would continue in 2023.
"Um ... all right," Zuckerberg said after hearing the pre-recorded question, according to a recording obtained by The Verge. "Given my tone in the rest of the Q&A, you can probably imagine what my reaction to this is."
In the same meeting, Zuckerberg revealed that Meta would be implementing higher standards for its employees -- and cutting ties with those who were unable to meet the new performance threshold.
"Realistically, there are probably a bunch of people at the company who shouldn't be here," Zuckerberg said.

I hate Zuckerberg -- obviously -- and I think people should have vacations and I think workers should ask about their own compensation and vacation packages.

But asking if "days off for covid" will continue post-covid?

Yeah, fire that guy.

A new prequel novel from Kathleen Kennedy's house of Fake Star Wars content reveals that Obi-Wan Kenobi was bisexual or gay.

They pull this trick every week in Marvel and DC Comics -- [X] character who's been around for 60 years is now gay! -- so why not in Star Wars?

No one cares about any of these properties any longer so they should just cut right to the chase and make them all gay. That is the ultimate goal, why slowplay it?

"Honest Citizen Here" -- hundreds of bots repeat the identical message about Biden being a good president.

More Honest Citizens here.

Possibly a parody -- legions of "Honest UK Citizens" want to know why people won't give Boris a chance, using the identical language as the Honest Citizens who support Biden.

Noted Fartclam Model Hope Solo confesses her alcohol problem.

Former US women's national team goalkeeper Hope Solo reflected on her challenges with alcohol in a lengthy statement on Instagram, calling her DWI in March "the worst mistake of [her] life."
Solo, 40, said she "underestimated what a destructive part of my life alcohol had become" in a statement posted Monday -- the same day she pleaded guilty to driving while impaired with her 2-year-old twins in the car.
"It's been a long road, but I'm slowly coming back from taking time off," Solo wrote. "I pride myself in motherhood and what my husband and I have done day in and day out for over two years throughout the pandemic with two-year old twins. While I'm proud of us, it was incredibly hard and I made a huge mistake. Easily the worst mistake of my life."

The worst mistake of your life was the decision not to get anal bleaching.

His Master's Voice:

That took about a day. pic.twitter.com/ZNq7HUQuqA
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) July 26, 2022

Kamala announces her pronouns, and also adopts the trendy new leftist habit of describing yourself so that the blind know what you look like. Strangely, this always involves specifying hair color and what color clothing you're wearing, even though many (most?) blind people are blind since birth and don't know what these color terms really mean.

I am Marjorie Taylor Greene.
I am a woman.
I am a mother.
And I am sick of this 💩.
pic.twitter.com/wtOzlR21TZ
— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) July 26, 2022

Thank goodness Kamala doesn't describe how she smells.

In the feelgood story of the day, a cis-lesbian -- I'm sorry, this is going to be one of those kinds of stories -- set up her "transbian" friend -- a "transbian" is a male transexual who pretends he's a female lesbian -- on a date.

The date was with another transbian.

But the transbian friend wasn't told the date was with a transbian. He thought the date was with a real woman.

And he was angry that he'd been tricked into going out with... a tranny.

So, despite transexuals' claims that no one should be "prejudiced" against transexuals and that we shouldn't favor one actual sex as far as mating preferences -- that, they say, is just "dating a set of genitals instead of dating a person" -- we see from this story that transexuals themselves are in fact prejudiced against transexuals, and themselves have a specific set of genitals they want on a dating partner, and get angry when they're set up with a fake woman who has either a fake vagina or a penis.

Which we should all have known anyway, because otherwise, they wouldn't be so insistent on dating non-transexuals. If they had no particular preference for normally-gendered people, they wouldn't pressure normally-gendered people into dating them. They would just shrug it off and date other transexuals.

But they don't.

Oh, brother: Bradley Cooper is "dating" Huma Abedin.

Bradley Cooper is... quite an actor, huh?

Maybe they can double-date with Cory Booker and Rosario Dawson. What a foursome they would make.

Posted by: Ace at 06:15 PM

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1 Nood called on previous thread

Posted by: Democrats: Raping The Children We Cannot Kill Since 1973! at July 26, 2022 06:16 PM (jV+aN)

2 Obiwan gay? WTF?
Now Jaba, I could see him as being gender-fluid...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:16 PM (ynpvh)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 06:16 PM (Zz0t1)

4 1 Nood called on previous thread

Posted by: Democrats: Raping The Children We Cannot Kill Since 1973! at July 26, 2022 06:16 PM (jV+aN)

I saw that! Thanks!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:17 PM (ynpvh)

5 I'm #2! I'm #2!
Oh, wait...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:17 PM (ynpvh)

6 Aging Yentas With Floppy Gunts Yell For an Hour.

How has this man not won a Pulitzer yet?

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 06:17 PM (Zz0t1)

7 I thought Gawker was already out of business once before.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:18 PM (dscaa)

8 Fartclam!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 06:18 PM (atmen)

9 How has this man not won a Pulitzer yet?

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 06:17 PM (Zz0t1)

And a Nobel

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:18 PM (dscaa)

10 The crazy thing is that The View has been on the air since '97.

That's preposterous.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2022 06:18 PM (AiODp)

11 Cornpolio~!

Posted by: Eric Fartwell at July 26, 2022 06:18 PM (IEa8U)

12 Snizz!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 06:19 PM (atmen)

13 Thank goodness Kamala doesn't describe how she smells.

Catfish........

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 26, 2022 06:19 PM (R+nZe)

14 Boobs!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 06:19 PM (atmen)

15 TMI

Posted by: Holy Crap at July 26, 2022 06:20 PM (glGDV)

16 >>>And he was angry that he'd been tricked into going out with... a tranny.

LMAO. Suck the girl penis, hater.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 26, 2022 06:21 PM (U3uv2)

17 So who picked up the check on the transbian dinner date?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 26, 2022 06:21 PM (4I/2K)

18 Ha ha ha! Deviants don't want to date deviants. They want to date normal people to ruin them. Ha ha! Suck it!!!!, er, or not...........

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 26, 2022 06:21 PM (7bRMQ)

19 No one cares about any of these properties any longer so they should just cut right to the chase and make them all gay. That is the ultimate goal, why slowplay it?
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I think gay isn't nearly woke enough. Xobi Xan Xenobi needs to be trans.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:21 PM (dscaa)

20 Two creeps. Huma and the a-hole badgering her.

Posted by: JROD at July 26, 2022 06:21 PM (0jZnq)

21 I asked my cat for it's pronouns.
Apparently the are, Meow, Hiss, and Purr...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:21 PM (ynpvh)

22 Frank Zappa virtue signal lyric of the day,
"Where do I go to get organic vaseline for my intecourse?"

Posted by: Holy Crap at July 26, 2022 06:21 PM (glGDV)

23 Life is so much simpler when daters agree that the theoretical end goal is Tab A in Slot B and dates are arranged accordingly.

Posted by: azjaeger at July 26, 2022 06:22 PM (OPS8U)

24 16 >>>And he was angry that he'd been tricked into going out with... a tranny.

LMAO. Suck the girl penis, hater.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 26, 2022 06:21 PM (U3uv2)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WID6w4_gtwo

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:22 PM (ynpvh)

25 Alyssa Farah Griffin had to join The View, if she didn't want to end up in prison like all the other Trump people.

Posted by: me at July 26, 2022 06:23 PM (9p+wn)

26 So Obi Wan just wanted to get into Luke's baggy pants the whole time?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2022 06:23 PM (guGkK)

27 and from the last thread, re: Garland...

you know, it's not for nothing that the left has used vicious fascist lawfare against the GOP for nearly 20 years now, so he's not the first. Remember Rick Perry, Tom Delay, the Wisconsin John Doe SWAT raids, that Alaskan Senator, everything that's happened in Chicago, and so on.

one day, there could be a GOP that helps their own

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:23 PM (OuH7W)

28 Transbian. The things you learn here.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at July 26, 2022 06:24 PM (Tvp1p)

29 Huma is not an attractive woman. Be better, Bradley. Be better.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 06:24 PM (Zz0t1)

30 Frank Zappa virtue signal lyric of the day,
"Where do I go to get organic vaseline for my intecourse?"
Posted by: Holy Crap at July 26, 2022 06:21 PM

Petroleum distillates?! Use avocado oil!

Posted by: Disturbed Lefty at July 26, 2022 06:24 PM (RkC6l)

31 "Where do I go to get organic vaseline for my intecourse?"
Posted by: Holy Crap

Trader Ho's.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2022 06:24 PM (6WCwE)

32 So Obi Wan just wanted to get into Luke's baggy pants the whole time?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2022 06:23 PM (guGkK)
----
Worse. He was probably grooming Anakin, just like Qui-Gon groomed him...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2022 06:24 PM (K5n5d)

33 one day, there could be a GOP that helps their own

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:23 PM (OuH7W)

Hee hee! We already do!

Posted by: GOPe at July 26, 2022 06:24 PM (7bRMQ)

34 Huma packing on pounds?

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2022 06:25 PM (k8B25)

35 In the current rules, Lia should be totally cancelled right?

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at July 26, 2022 06:25 PM (Tvp1p)

36 26 So Obi Wan just wanted to get into Luke's baggy pants the whole time?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2022 06:23 PM (guGkK)

Well, Luke was interested in his sister...
Lukes father wanted him to join him....
But I don't know if that made Obi a MAP or whatever you call a P3do

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:25 PM (ynpvh)

37 Worse. He was probably grooming Anakin, just like Qui-Gon groomed him...

No wonder Anakin turned to the dark side.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 26, 2022 06:25 PM (Bd6X8)

38 Transbian running Raspbian operating system.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2022 06:26 PM (63Dwl)

39 Bradley Cooper tsk tsk

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2022 06:26 PM (gbzeC)

40 Anal Bleaching?

Hmmm, I do have a birthday coming up.

Posted by: Ethan Saunders at July 26, 2022 06:26 PM (W1E3x)

41 31 "Where do I go to get organic vaseline for my intecourse?"
Posted by: Holy Crap

Trader Ho's.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2022 06:24 PM (6WCwE)

Crisco. Really, a doc told someone that

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:26 PM (ynpvh)

42 Too funny the Leftists thought this time off for Covid would last forever

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2022 06:26 PM (k8B25)

43 Facebook is an outhouse...

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2022 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

44 So who picked up the check on the transbian dinner date?
Posted by: Count de Monet

They argued over it - "No! I'm not splitting the check! I had the small salad and water!"

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2022 06:26 PM (6WCwE)

45 Sorry, but trannies have really stupid problems.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 26, 2022 06:26 PM (r7pbk)

46 that's the problem with Star Wars...Lucas is such a godawful writer that he never bothered to ... well, you know give his characters personal lives.

So, IIRC, Ben as a yoda knight is supposed to not have any desires anyway. So, that stupid rule that lucas came up with meant that all the prequel yodas had no personal stuff to even establish. Anyway, I guess that blank slate means they can all be gay now...just not practicing.

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:26 PM (OuH7W)

47 37 Worse. He was probably grooming Anakin, just like Qui-Gon groomed him...

No wonder Anakin turned to the dark side.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 26, 2022 06:25 PM (Bd6X

And ties into monkeypox...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:27 PM (ynpvh)

48 Well, Luke was interested in his sister...
Lukes father wanted him to join him....
But I don't know if that made Obi a MAP or whatever you call a P3do
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:25 PM

C3P3DO?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2022 06:27 PM (RkC6l)

49 Why are the folks in the Kamala video wearing masks? Did their faces get intimate with someone who has the monkeypox? Or is covid still a thing?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2022 06:27 PM (fs1hN)

50 You can't mention Obi-Wan coming out of the closet without remembering this classic Dave Chappelle sketch:

https://tinyurl.com/9dnmw3et

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2022 06:27 PM (K5n5d)

51 one day, there could be a GOP that helps their own

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:23 PM (OuH7W)

LOL

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:27 PM (dscaa)

52 38 Transbian running Raspbian operating system.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2022 06:26 PM (63Dwl)

Transbians sound like one of the aliens from MIB.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:27 PM (ynpvh)

53 >>>but I don't know if that made Obi a MAP or whatever you call a P3do

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:25 PM (ynpvh)

Well, it's 3PDO

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 26, 2022 06:27 PM (QYPq3)

54 so we're living in the jokes we used to tell when we were kids, a guy cuts his dick off and becmes a lesbian? Like dude, you coulda just stayed straight and ate box like a simp and still have orgasms.

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:27 PM (OuH7W)

55 Crisco. Really, a doc told someone that
Posted by: jim

I can't say I've ever been asked to dip Mr. Happy in a container of Crisco prior to get the dough to rise.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2022 06:28 PM (6WCwE)

56 43 Facebook is an outhouse...

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2022 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

Twitter is a septic tank...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:28 PM (ynpvh)

57 Sorry, but trannies have really stupid problems.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 26, 2022 06:26 PM (r7pbk)

IT'S MA'AM!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 06:28 PM (Zz0t1)

58 A new prequel novel from Kathleen Kennedy's house of Fake Star Wars content reveals that Obi-Wan Kenobi was bisexual or gay.

--------

I also think he's turning Japanese ... I really think so.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 26, 2022 06:28 PM (gqX4V)

59 man that feel good story just warms the deep dark parts of my heart.

I suppose it IS possible for a happy ending to happen after all...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 26, 2022 06:28 PM (p03vF)

60 Darth Vadar used his Gaydar Ray and gave all the Rebels Monkeybutt Pox.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2022 06:28 PM (8GBH4)

61 Two transbians walk into a gay bar.

The bartender says "Pronouns, please."

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2022 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

62 Nobody in Star Wars is gay, NOBODY!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2022 06:28 PM (AiODp)

63 Erin go braless.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 06:28 PM (atmen)

64 48 Well, Luke was interested in his sister...
Lukes father wanted him to join him....
But I don't know if that made Obi a MAP or whatever you call a P3do
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:25 PM

C3P3DO?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2022 06:27 PM (RkC6l)

LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:29 PM (ynpvh)

65 "My name is Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she/her, I am a woman sitting at the table and I am wearing a blue suit".

You forgot the bowel movement report.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 26, 2022 06:29 PM (ZSK0i)

66 BTW, didn't we all just assume Obi and Yoda essentially, you know...?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 26, 2022 06:29 PM (QYPq3)

67 Isn't Zuckhead really saying that, even if you learn to code, there will be no job for you?

Howabout jobs packing up stuff for people moving out of the blue s**tholes? Those jobs look pretty stable for now.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 26, 2022 06:29 PM (TgBWG)

68 I like that the honest US citizen can still only go so far as to say Joe Biden is one of the best presidents in the country right now.

As an only child, I was always comforted by the fact that I was one of my mom's favorites.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at July 26, 2022 06:29 PM (AfyPs)

69 Erin go braless.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 06:28 PM (atmen)

That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 06:29 PM (Zz0t1)

70 what's the point of it all, at least ellen paige added a dick to herself and now is straight. probably a republican bible thumper too. but to cut yur shit off and spend a lifetime dilating to basically be a male lesbian (yuk yuk ha ha) is a complete waste of time.

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:30 PM (OuH7W)

71 Was Mos Eisley a monkeypox bar? I fucking HAVE to know.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:30 PM (dscaa)

72 I don't think the left understands the pendulum always swings back.

Some of them do, that's why fauci troll doll is making noises about retiring. He knows the republicans can refer contempt charges all day long to the doj but he will never be charged or arrested for refusing to testify to congress if he is retired. If he remains employed as a government employee he can be compelled to testify.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 26, 2022 06:30 PM (bVYXr)

73 Alyssa's conservative parents run WND.com.
Wonder how they feel about this.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2022 06:31 PM (NpAcC)

74 Hey anakin, want to play with my lightsaber again...hehehe

Posted by: Totally not gay obi wan at July 26, 2022 06:31 PM (/6GbT)

75 65 "My name is Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she/her, I am a woman sitting at the table and I am wearing a blue suit".

You forgot the bowel movement report.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 26, 2022 06:29 PM (ZSK0i)

Joe has that covered

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:31 PM (ynpvh)

76 Also...there's the small problem of lesbian F to M's. Of the problems is this. You're fucking short. So, Ellen Paige can now put her inverted vagina into a girl with the aid of an air pump. But she's still 5'4" girls hate short guys.

One weird benefit though is that since girls store fat in their ass, not their stomach like real boys do, these F2M's can get 6 pack abs pretty easily. But you're still 5'6.

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:31 PM (OuH7W)

77 Was Mos Eisley a monkeypox bar? I fucking HAVE to know.
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:30 PM

New meaning to "Han shot first".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2022 06:31 PM (RkC6l)

78 16 >>>And he was angry that he'd been tricked into going out with... a tranny.

LMAO. Suck the girl penis, hater.

Posted by: Comrade flounder

What a very messed up world we live in.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2022 06:31 PM (mca1W)

79 If Xobi doesn't end up as a stunning brave woman of color, Star Wars can go fuck itself. Tired of the racism. Just tired.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:31 PM (dscaa)

80 Was Mos Eisley a monkeypox bar? I fucking HAVE to know.
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:30 PM (dscaa)
---
Well, it was a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Plus the orgies on Jabba's sail barge were fabulous!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2022 06:31 PM (K5n5d)

81 Hey anakin, want to play with my lightsaber again...hehehe

Posted by: Totally not gay obi wan at July 26, 2022 06:31 PM (/6GbT)

ObiWan: Your father wanted me to give it to you, but your uncle wouldn't have it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 26, 2022 06:32 PM (U3uv2)

82 But you're still 5'6.
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:31 PM

I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2022 06:32 PM (RkC6l)

83 So, IIRC, Ben as a yoda knight is supposed to not have any desires anyway. So, that stupid rule that lucas came up with meant that all the prequel yodas had no personal stuff to even establish. Anyway, I guess that blank slate means they can all be gay now...just not practicing.
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:26 PM (OuH7W)

well, it's strongly hinted at in the clone wars that Kenobi and Satine had a relationship. to the extent that he almost left the jedi if i remember correctly.

so yeah, this is revisionist again...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 26, 2022 06:32 PM (p03vF)

84 Women's March@womensmarch
We got some transphobes BIG mad the other day so let us spell it out for you:
"Women" is a term that encompasses cis & trans women.
When we talk about "people who can give birth," it's because those people aren't all women! They're girls, trans men, & non-binary ppl.

-
Well, at least they can define "women". Batshit crazy but still . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 26, 2022 06:32 PM (FVME7)

85 Obi Wan better be careful or some sodomite might run that monkey pox up in him.

He might need to wrap up that lightsaber he's packing.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2022 06:33 PM (R/m4+)

86 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 26, 2022 06:33 PM (T4tVD)

87 They pull this trick every week in Marvel and DC Comics -- X character who's been around for 60 years is now gay! -- so why not in Star Wars?

The groomers that be at Disney already declared that Lando Calrissian is a "pansexual" upon the release of the movie, "Solo." On a side note, I still have my EVS "Soylo" shirt somewhere but just haven't felt like wearing snarky T-shirts over the past couple of years.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 26, 2022 06:33 PM (DTX3h)

88 Women's March@womensmarch
We got some transphobes BIG mad the other day so let us spell it out for you:
"Women" is a term that encompasses cis & trans women.
When we talk about "people who can give birth," it's because those people aren't all women! They're girls, trans men, & non-binary ppl.

Thanks for clearing up how fucked in the head you actually are.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 06:34 PM (Zz0t1)

89 New meaning to "Han shot first".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2022 06:31 PM (RkC6l)

Eeew

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:34 PM (dscaa)

90 87 They pull this trick every week in Marvel and DC Comics -- X character who's been around for 60 years is now gay! -- so why not in Star Wars?

The groomers that be at Disney already declared that Lando Calrissian is a "pansexual" upon the release of the movie, "Solo." On a side note, I still have my EVS "Soylo" shirt somewhere but just haven't felt like wearing snarky T-shirts over the past couple of years.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 26, 2022 06:33 PM (DTX3h)

Gives "Cross-over" and entirely new meaning in the comic universes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:34 PM (ynpvh)

91 Or is covid still a thing?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2022 06:27 PM (fs1hN)

pretty sure they are still milking it in healthcare

Posted by: a dude in MI at July 26, 2022 06:34 PM (/6GbT)

92 ...and framed herself as "a Republican who has consistently said, 'it was not stolen, we lost.'"

Who is the "we" you speak of, Kimosabe?

Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2022 06:34 PM (Ed8Zd)

93 I think my new pronouns are "Fuck You".

Posted by: Eeyore at July 26, 2022 06:34 PM (TgBWG)

94 BTW, didn't we all just assume Obi and Yoda essentially, you know...?

Nope; I just assumed "Star Wars" did some other worldy take on Buddhist monks with a little Sumurai thrown in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2022 06:35 PM (fL5aK)

95 My favorite part about Bots for Biden was the claim that he's "one of the best presidents" in the country. Way to narrow that down for us!

Posted by: Octochicken at July 26, 2022 06:35 PM (oCS0o)

96 I think my new pronouns are "Fuck You".
Posted by: Eeyore

My Brother!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2022 06:35 PM (6WCwE)

97 91 Or is covid still a thing?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2022 06:27 PM (fs1hN)

pretty sure they are still milking it in healthcare

Posted by: a dude in MI at July 26, 2022 06:34 PM (/6GbT)

Wait until it co-mutates with monkeypox...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:35 PM (ynpvh)

98 ... just cut right to the chase and make them all gay. That is the ultimate goal, why slowplay it?

--------

Speaking of which, if there's no longer any distinction or difference between male and female -- why not start a movement of men boycotting military service and just go with an all-female armed forces? What could go wrong?

We can call it Phallexit or something ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 26, 2022 06:35 PM (gqX4V)

99
Wait until it co-mutates with monkeypox...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:35 PM (ynpvh)

anally.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 06:35 PM (Zz0t1)

100 Both my mgr and the next level mgr declare " their pronouns" in their emails now

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2022 06:36 PM (gbzeC)

101 O-lee-chit, you need a roadmap map to try and follow the fake carpet muncher story.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2022 06:36 PM (s/p9Z)

102 69 Sponge!

*fisrbump*

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 06:36 PM (atmen)

103 Wait until it co-mutates with monkeypox...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:35 PM (ynpvh)

Working on it

Posted by: Tony at July 26, 2022 06:36 PM (qwO6y)

104 IDK, guys, you think it may be an indication that the DNC's going to go full Ba'athist if they're talking abut using the 1/6 committee to go after Clarence Thomas's wife?

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:36 PM (OuH7W)

105 What the hell is that introductory description crap? I've never heard of it. The insanity in DC seems to grow every minute.
(funny that she had to look at her sleeve before saying what color her suit is.)

Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2022 06:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

106 So Allysa Farah Griffin is another Madison Cornbread.

Posted by: Golfman at July 26, 2022 06:37 PM (KzJ0T)

107 Twitter is a septic tank...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:28 PM (ynpvh)
.......

TikTok is the girls restroom at a junior high dance.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2022 06:37 PM (v0R5T)

108 76 Also...there's the small problem of lesbian F to M's. Of the problems is this. You're fucking short. So, Ellen Paige can now put her inverted vagina into a girl with the aid of an air pump. But she's still 5'4" girls hate short guys.

One weird benefit though is that since girls store fat in their ass, not their stomach like real boys do, these F2M's can get 6 pack abs pretty easily. But you're still 5'6.

Posted by: sockamster
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Nice job on explaining the inexplicable. AOS needs a cob like you covering the intersectional world news we need now.

Something like, "Dear AOS, I never thought it would happen to me. . . . ."

Posted by: whig at July 26, 2022 06:37 PM (CXr4y)

109 Both my mgr and the next level mgr declare " their pronouns" in their emails now
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2022 06:36 PM (gbzeC)

That's none of your damn business and violates HIPAA or somesuch.

I'm not putting that shit in my email signature.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 06:37 PM (Zz0t1)

110 >> Aging Yentas With Floppy Gunts Yell For an Hour.

All the aging yentas with floppy gunts,
You better run better run, better run, outrun my reality.

Posted by: fibs at July 26, 2022 06:37 PM (UuclC)

111 100 Both my mgr and the next level mgr declare " their pronouns" in their emails now
Pos

///
hostile wrk environment

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:37 PM (OuH7W)

112 He knows the republicans can refer contempt charges all day long to the doj but he will never be charged or arrested for refusing to testify to congress if he is retired.
____________

Steve Bannon has contempt for congress charges, he's not part of government. Oh wait, he is challenging the most honest and secure election in the history of the US. It's not like he funded research to make a deadly virus in a sketchy lab in a country that hates us, lied about the origins, put policies in place to do the most harm to Americans such as preventing safe and inexpensive treatments that showed efficacy against the virus and forced an shabbily tested non-vaccine vaccine on millions of Americans while lying about it's safety and effectiveness and making money hand over fist on patents related to it (not sure about this last part, but should be investigated) , policies that caused a huge spike in non-covid related deaths, stunted learning for millions of children and is a douchebag on top of it all.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2022 06:38 PM (fs1hN)

113 It won't be long before nobody gives a shit about any of this IP anymore. The window is closing fast. What do they have, ten years at MOST before *everyone* who is left grows up or totally stops caring?

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:38 PM (dscaa)

114 106 So Allysa Farah Griffin is another Madison Cornbread.

Posted by: Golfman
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Isn't her name similar to that Octomom turned porn chick or are they the same person?

Posted by: whig at July 26, 2022 06:38 PM (CXr4y)

115
So
Any nekked pics of Alysa Farah Griffins?
Asking for my cousin

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at July 26, 2022 06:38 PM (7/0BF)

116 Both my mgr and the next level mgr declare " their pronouns" in their emails now
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2022 06:36 PM (gbzeC)
........

They're both trannies?

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2022 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

117 Pshew, I'm in before the nood, unlike last thread.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2022 06:38 PM (fs1hN)

118 So Allysa Farah Griffin is another Madison Cornbread.
Posted by: Golfman at July 26, 2022 06:37 PM (KzJ0T)

Yes- it sounds like they could share the "republican" seat at the Old Harpies Flap Their Gums show.

Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2022 06:38 PM (Ed8Zd)

119 I tried reading that trans story.
I recognize mosy of the words, but the order and deciphering them make my head hurt.

What utter stupidity and self-induced mental illness.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 26, 2022 06:39 PM (Zf0+a)

120 104 IDK, guys, you think it may be an indication that the DNC's going to go full Ba'athist if they're talking abut using the 1/6 committee to go after Clarence Thomas's wife?
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:36 PM (OuH7W)

Who is going to stop them? Full speed ahead on the Retard Train

Posted by: a dude in MI at July 26, 2022 06:39 PM (/6GbT)

121 Kamala smells of semen and failure, but mostly failure.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 26, 2022 06:39 PM (QSjkU)

122 And Buddhist monks are celibate so even if otherworldly Obi--Wan Kenobi had an attraction he's not supposed to be acting on it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2022 06:39 PM (fL5aK)

123 Just saw something on the page up top:
Anal Amyloidosis

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2022 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

124 this is why I think this has to play out like the Spanish Civil War, the bad guy leftists need to spend the rest of their days raking leaves. (Insty had a link about the SCW...which had that little gem)

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:40 PM (OuH7W)

125 Funny how all the "Honest citizens" say that Biden" is one of the best presidents in the country right now. "

How many presidents do these bots think we have at one time?

Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2022 06:40 PM (Ed8Zd)

126 Kamala smells of semen and failure, but mostly failure.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 26, 2022 06:39 PM (QSjkU)

I think it's a tie.

Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2022 06:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

127 I don't think anyone has said their pronouns to me yet in life.
When it happens that may not go well I think.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2022 06:41 PM (k8B25)

128 Do NOT search 'floppy gunt' with safe search off.

Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 26, 2022 06:42 PM (Zz0t1)

129 127 I don't think anyone has said their pronouns to me yet in life.
When it happens that may not go well I think.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2022 06:41 PM (k8B25)

"What do you THINK my fucking pronouns are, buddy?"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:42 PM (ynpvh)

130 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2022 06:36 PM (gbzeC)

Had an offer to interview with a company to do some remote, contract work and the invite came from the 'Talent Acquisition' person with her pronouns listed.

I politely declined. But it was a struggle not to say something or laugh at them.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 26, 2022 06:42 PM (ikkIg)

131 How many presidents do these bots think we have at one time?
Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2022 06:40 PM (Ed8Zd)

Well, we have a legally elected President, and then there's Droolin Joe.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 26, 2022 06:42 PM (QSjkU)

132 131 How many presidents do these bots think we have at one time?
Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2022 06:40 PM (Ed8Zd)

Well, we have a legally elected President, and then there's Droolin Joe.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 26, 2022 06:42 PM (QSjkU)

And don't forget all the puppet masters

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:43 PM (ynpvh)

133 Liberals destroy everything people love.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 06:43 PM (PY/t0)

134 I see the Horde has already made all the Obi-Wan jokes.

>>> 104 IDK, guys, you think it may be an indication that the DNC's going to go full Ba'athist if they're talking abut using the 1/6 committee to go after Clarence Thomas's wife?
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:36 PM (OuH7W)

"going to go"? These imbeciles are going to keep breaking shit until.... things and stuff.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2022 06:43 PM (llON8)

135 Nice job on explaining the inexplicable. AOS needs a cob like you covering the intersectional world news we need now...
Posted by: whig

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I know, right? While I am on it, the other f2m type we've seen is the short fat guygirl. because girth means you're not a twink who can be pushed around.

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:43 PM (OuH7W)

136 Is Lia from a club down in Old Soho and monkeypox tastes just like Cherry Cola??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 06:44 PM (yikp0)

137 135 Nice job on explaining the inexplicable. AOS needs a cob like you covering the intersectional world news we need now...
Posted by: whig

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I know, right? While I am on it, the other f2m type we've seen is the short fat guygirl. because girth means you're not a twink who can be pushed around.

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:43 PM (OuH7W)

Did you get a degree in Intersectional Dyamics?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:44 PM (ynpvh)

138 I know, right? While I am on it, the other f2m type we've seen is the short fat guygirl. because girth means you're not a twink who can be pushed around.

Posted by: sockamster
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Oh what brave new clown world to have such folks in it!!!!

Posted by: whig at July 26, 2022 06:45 PM (CXr4y)

139 Both my mgr and the next level mgr declare " their pronouns" in their emails now
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2022 06:36 PM (gbzeC)

Leftism is about marinating you in their ugly juices. If they can insert themselves into every single conscious moment of your life they will.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:45 PM (dscaa)

140 I see the Horde has already made all the Obi-Wan jokes.

Oh but we've hardly started.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2022 06:45 PM (guGkK)

141 Some Quality cruelty in this one, Ace.

Well done.

Also, I want to see Hope Solo pics again. Is that wrong? Is that something I can blame you for? Is her muffin buttered?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 26, 2022 06:45 PM (XvPQV)

142 That transbian story really gives the game away. A dude pretends to be a lesbian woman because he wants to bang lesbian chicks. Then he freaks out when he finds out he's hooked up with another dude who's playing the same scam. I wonder how far the date went before he figured it out?

Posted by: Toad-O at July 26, 2022 06:45 PM (9GE2E)

143 Had an offer to interview with a company to do some remote, contract work and the invite came from the 'Talent Acquisition' person with her pronouns listed.

I politely declined. But it was a struggle not to say something or laugh at them.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

///////////////

I had an interview with a fortune 40 company that was recently captured by DIE and ESG. They asked me about my support of diversity, I was caught off guard, but basically this company was telling me they don't hire republicans. Which is pretty bold for a DOD contractor.

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:45 PM (OuH7W)

144 Bannon is setting up a legal challenge that Nancy violated the rules when she launched the J6 Commission, so it's all ultra vires. He has standing, because he'll get a jail sentence.

A one man suicide mission. I'm impressed.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2022 06:46 PM (i0slg)

145 139 Both my mgr and the next level mgr declare " their pronouns" in their emails now
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2022 06:36 PM (gbzeC)

Leftism is about marinating you in their ugly juices. If they can insert themselves into every single conscious moment of your life they will.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:45 PM (dscaa)

insert in more ways than one

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:46 PM (ynpvh)

146 I tried reading that trans story.
I recognize most of the words, but the order and deciphering them make my head hurt.

As near as I can tell, the skinny is: lesbian set up two chicks with dicks who insist they too are lesbians, and both chicks with dicks are mad about the other's dick.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 26, 2022 06:46 PM (ppBhU)

147 I don't want to know how many speeds a transbian has.

Posted by: DaveA at July 26, 2022 06:46 PM (FhXTo)

148 142 That transbian story really gives the game away. A dude pretends to be a lesbian woman because he wants to bang lesbian chicks. Then he freaks out when he finds out he's hooked up with another dude who's playing the same scam. I wonder how far the date went before he figured it out?

Posted by: Toad-O at July 26, 2022 06:45 PM (9GE2E)

2022 version of the "Crying Game".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:46 PM (ynpvh)

149 Bannon is setting up a legal challenge that Nancy violated the rules when she launched the J6 Commission, so it's all ultra vires. He has standing, because he'll get a jail sentence.

A one man suicide mission. I'm impressed.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2022 06:46 PM (i0slg)

I wondered why he seemed so mellow about his """conviction"""

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 26, 2022 06:46 PM (XvPQV)

150 >>> 130 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2022 06:36 PM (gbzeC)

Had an offer to interview with a company to do some remote, contract work and the invite came from the 'Talent Acquisition' person with her pronouns listed.

I politely declined. But it was a struggle not to say something or laugh at them.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 26, 2022 06:42 PM (ikkIg)

If some HR bint asks me that, I will ask her (it?) if she wants to know because some are unacceptable?

(remember they make a big production out of things like pulling names from resumes so you can't guess what the applicant looks like)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2022 06:47 PM (llON8)

151 The new Hag for the Spew is gonna say how Conservative she is but Trump has to go.. We need a President like Pence or worse Kasich...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2022 06:47 PM (bs+z0)

152 Bradley Cooper is "dating" Huma Abedin.

The mind recoils from imagining where that face has been.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2022 06:47 PM (yQpMk)

153 128 Do NOT search 'floppy gunt' with safe search off.

Posted by: Sponge
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I learned to my regret to not search for British Broadcasting Corp (BBC) videos on Amazon using BBC as a search term. Let us say that Stacey Abram's literary style would be found using that term.

On the other hand, they use BritBox to describe their ad free British tv streaming channel.

Posted by: whig at July 26, 2022 06:47 PM (CXr4y)

154 one day, there could be a GOP that helps their own

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:23 PM (OuH7W)

But today is not that day.

Posted by: GOP at July 26, 2022 06:47 PM (u9Awk)

155 Lia Thomas did not win NCAA Woman of the Year because of transphobia. And a small penis.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 26, 2022 06:47 PM (sWM8x)

156 I will tell anyone who asks that I don't have pronouns because I think all pronouns are offensive.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:47 PM (dscaa)

157 A big reason they're getting so frantic is that they're running out of time, and they know it. Congress will take a month long break during August, then they'll be back in town for most of September, and then they're out again until after the election.

So this Congress only has about 4 weeks of legislative time left to do whatever it is that they want to get done. (they also could do some things during the lame duck session; but try to do anything outrageous and the next congress will just overturn it in a few weeks.)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2022 06:48 PM (trdmm)

158 As near as I can tell, the skinny is: lesbian set up two chicks with dicks who insist they too are lesbians, and both chicks with dicks are mad about the other's dick.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 26, 2022 06:46 PM (ppBhU)

I can only imagine the scene when they both dropped their pants and realized that there wasn't a vagina in the entire room.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2022 06:48 PM (guGkK)

159 I saw Aging Yentas with Floppy Grunts open for Cream at the Palladium in 1969.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 26, 2022 06:48 PM (vN+oL)

160
"My name is Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she/her, I am a woman sitting at the table and I am wearing a blue suit".

The white liquid coming out of the left corner of my mouth is ... ice cream. It's just ice cream, dammit!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 26, 2022 06:48 PM (7g/Pa)

161 156 I will tell anyone who asks that I don't have pronouns because I think all pronouns are offensive.
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:47 PM (dscaa)

"If you label me, you negate me."
-Dick Van Patten

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 26, 2022 06:48 PM (XvPQV)

162 As near as I can tell, the skinny is: lesbian set up two chicks with dicks who insist they too are lesbians, and both chicks with dicks are mad about the other's dick.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 26, 2022 06:46 PM (ppBhU)

If their dicks touch it would just be too gay.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2022 06:48 PM (yQpMk)

163 104 IDK, guys, you think it may be an indication that the DNC's going to go full Ba'athist if they're talking abut using the 1/6 committee to go after Clarence Thomas's wife?
___________

If I was in the place of someone called to testify, I'd go, have an hours long opening statement that would testify to the illegality of the committee, the crimes committed by people like Schiff, tons of examples of all the times the committee twisted the meaning of facts and testimony to appear opposite of what the facts are, history of the investigative powers of congress contrasted with how they are using it, examples of dems challenging election results including slates of alternate electors, a dramatic reading of the capital police report on Steven Colbert's staffers invading the capitol examples of Pelosi's insider trading, etc. Find a way to record it, even if not allowed (who cares about the rules of an illegitimate committee). When they start asking questions, return with questions like, why are they lying about Brian Sicknick? etc.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2022 06:49 PM (fs1hN)

164 We are an unserious country facing a very serious foe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 06:49 PM (PY/t0)

165 125 Funny how all the "Honest citizens" say that Biden" is one of the best presidents in the country right now. "

How many presidents do these bots think we have at one time?
Posted by: LASue
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I should learn to read, almost made another stupid mistake. Well that will never happen again.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 26, 2022 06:49 PM (Wj/z9)

166 I can only imagine the scene when they both dropped their pants and realized that there wasn't a vagina in the entire room.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2022 06:48 PM (guGkK)

The Crying Game, Part Deux.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2022 06:49 PM (yQpMk)

167 > A one man suicide mission. I'm impressed.

I'd expect nothing less from the leader of the Returners.

Posted by: me at July 26, 2022 06:49 PM (9p+wn)

168 Was the transbian's date named "Mike"??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 06:49 PM (yikp0)

169 The new Hag for the Spew is gonna say how Conservative she is but Trump has to go.. We need a President like Pence or worse Kasich...

The gifted class preferred choice is Liz Cheney. We must restore conservatism with a pathway for citizenship for illegals, capital gain tax cuts for Bill Gates and Warren Buffet, compromising with Democrats to raise income taxes and spending and, of course, more wars

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 26, 2022 06:50 PM (QdLxG)

170
I can only imagine the scene when they both dropped their pants and realized that there wasn't a vagina in the entire room.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

You got dick in my fake vag!

You got dick in my fake vag!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 26, 2022 06:50 PM (7g/Pa)

171 166 I can only imagine the scene when they both dropped their pants and realized that there wasn't a vagina in the entire room.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2022 06:48 PM (guGkK)

The Crying Game, Part Deux.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2022 06:49 PM (yQpMk)

Beat you to it, G'rump, #142...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:50 PM (ynpvh)

172 The new Hag for the Spew is gonna say how Conservative she is but Trump has to go.. We need a President like Pence or worse Kasich...
---------------

Is Kasich worse? Is he though?

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:50 PM (dscaa)

173 will tell anyone who asks that I don't have pronouns because I think all pronouns are offensive.
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 06:47 PM (dscaa)

I tell them they are spoiled children and to stop sleeping with stuffed toys.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 26, 2022 06:50 PM (u9Awk)

174 Luke, I am your daddy!

Posted by: Woke Darth Vader at July 26, 2022 06:50 PM (ppBhU)

175 >>> 157 A big reason they're getting so frantic is that they're running out of time, and they know it. Congress will take a month long break during August, then they'll be back in town for most of September, and then they're out again until after the election.

So this Congress only has about 4 weeks of legislative time left to do whatever it is that they want to get done. (they also could do some things during the lame duck session; but try to do anything outrageous and the next congress will just overturn it in a few weeks.)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2022 06:48 PM (trdmm)

Great, so we should expect these nitwits to ban fertilizer and cow farts within the next couple of months?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2022 06:51 PM (llON8)

176 An actual man pretending to be a woman, while also declaring they're a "lesbian." Now that is some f'ed up garbage.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 26, 2022 06:51 PM (sVtYq)

177 Huma Abedin is a terrorist and a traitor. One of her jobs was to take bribes for the Clinton Foundation and Hillary Clinton. She took a salary from Teneo so she got paid from those corrupt bribe seekers while she was at the State Department. She was instrumental in selling Uranium One to Putin's pals.
So along comes Ana Wintour to set up Bradley Cooper with one of the most corrupt people on the planet, and an ugly one too! With friends like Wintour selling me short, who needs enemies?

Posted by: william ferrin at July 26, 2022 06:51 PM (BUHr5)

178 That transbian story really gives the game away. A dude pretends to be a lesbian woman because he wants to bang lesbian chicks. Then he freaks out when he finds out he's hooked up with another dude who's playing the same scam. I wonder how far the date went before he figured it out?
Posted by: Toad-O at July 26, 2022 06:45 PM (9GE2E)
.......

The swordfight ended it.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2022 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

179 I know we generally don't allow math but . . .

Trump: "You execute a drug dealer, you'll save 500 lives."

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What I don't understand is whether this is addition or subtraction.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 26, 2022 06:51 PM (FVME7)

180 If their dicks touch it would just be too gay.

Posted by: G'rump928(c)

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Haven't you seen Ghostbusters--if they cross the lightsabers it will cause a total protonic reversal or something.

Posted by: whig at July 26, 2022 06:52 PM (CXr4y)

181 >>>Great, so we should expect these nitwits to ban fertilizer and cow farts within the next couple of months?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2022 06:51 PM (llON

Whatever it takes to make sure we're not voting in Nov.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 26, 2022 06:52 PM (QYPq3)

182 why are they lying about Brian Sicknick? etc.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

///////

you can try, right? They probably have Liz Cheney hand you your script.

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at July 26, 2022 06:52 PM (OuH7W)

183
The swordfight ended it.
Posted by: wth at July 26, 2022 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

Eh, screw it. Want to play Madden?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 06:52 PM (PY/t0)

184 >>> 174 Luke, I am your daddy!
Posted by: Woke Darth Vader at July 26, 2022 06:50 PM (ppBhU)

"He's Luke's MOMMY, transphobe!" -- leftists

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2022 06:52 PM (llON8)

185 Bannon is setting up a legal challenge that Nancy violated the rules when she launched the J6 Commission, so it's all ultra vires. He has standing, because he'll get a jail sentence.

A one man suicide mission. I'm impressed.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2022 06:46 PM (i0slg)

I wondered why he seemed so mellow about his """conviction"""
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 26, 2022 06:46 PM (XvPQV)

We need more like him.

Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2022 06:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

186 See that pinterest pic of Alyssa?
She's going to take those yentas behind the curtain and give it to them. They love her.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 26, 2022 06:52 PM (Wj/z9)

187 That transbian story really gives the game away. A dude pretends to be a lesbian woman because he wants to bang lesbian chicks. Then he freaks out when he finds out he's hooked up with another dude who's playing the same scam. I wonder how far the date w

in fairness, somebody is going to have an epic story about winning a game of chickn

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 06:52 PM (oW0CQ)

188 See that pinterest pic of Alyssa?
She's going to take those yentas behind the curtain and give it to them. They love her.

Posted by: B

same story different generatin

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 06:53 PM (oW0CQ)

189 Bradley Cooper had a long-term relationship - and a child - with Irina Shayk. IRINA SHAYK.

Talk about trading down.

Posted by: Average Guy at July 26, 2022 06:53 PM (f7Cdr)

190 That's like 48% gay.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 06:53 PM (PY/t0)

191 Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:45 PM (OuH7W)

I just dont do business with folks like that. As soon as the questions turn political, or the line of discussion even remotely becomes 'woke' I attempt to deflect and go back to the technical aspects. Sometimes, I have 'technical difficulties' on Teams and have to re-connect.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 26, 2022 06:53 PM (ikkIg)

192 Bradley Cooper is "dating" Huma Abedin.

The mind recoils from imagining where that face has been.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2022 06:47 PM (yQpMk)
........

When he kisses her does he taste stale vodka and seaweed?

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2022 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

193
How has this man not won a Pulitzer yet?
Posted by: Sponge

My vote is poet laureate.

"Quoth the aging yenta with a floppy gunt,..."

Posted by: fibs at July 26, 2022 06:54 PM (UuclC)

194 185 Bannon is setting up a legal challenge that Nancy violated the rules when she launched the J6 Commission, so it's all ultra vires. He has standing, because he'll get a jail sentence.

A one man suicide mission. I'm impressed.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2022 06:46 PM (i0slg)
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Where did he graduate? MIT? Yeah, think so.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 26, 2022 06:54 PM (Wj/z9)

195 "If you label me, you negate me."
-Dick Van Patten

Where can I get a Mr. Labelmaker?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 26, 2022 06:54 PM (FVME7)

196 171 166 I can only imagine the scene when they both dropped their pants and realized that there wasn't a vagina in the entire room.

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you're missing out on how crazy these people are.

there's probably never any actual sex. Just a long verbal handshake as they talk about their specific abnormalities. "I'm a furkin genderbinary queer trans gay gay blah blah blah" ... "what? a furkin? I specifically refuse to date radical fukins"

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at July 26, 2022 06:54 PM (OuH7W)

197
When he kisses her does he taste stale vodka and seaweed?
Posted by: w

hot sauce

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 06:54 PM (oW0CQ)

198 Alcoholism is a killer. It can burn your life down. I know this by personal experience. In this respect I have sympathy for Solo.

Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2022 06:54 PM (Vr12I)

199 >>> 189 Bradley Cooper had a long-term relationship - and a child - with Irina Shayk. IRINA SHAYK.

Talk about trading down.
Posted by: Average Guy at July 26, 2022 06:53 PM (f7Cdr)

*blinks SOS in Morse code*

I love Huma, she is the warmest bravest most wonderful person I have ever met.

*blinks SOS in Morse code*

Posted by: Bradley Cooper at July 26, 2022 06:55 PM (llON8)

200 Of course Obi-wan kenobi was a gay pedo. That's what turned Darth Vader to the dark side right?

I only saw bits of the StarWars prequels on TV, so I don't have the full plot.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 26, 2022 06:55 PM (3cGpq)

201 178 That transbian story really gives the game away. A dude pretends to be a lesbian woman because he wants to bang lesbian chicks. Then he freaks out when he finds out he's hooked up with another dude who's playing the same scam. I wonder how far the date went before he figured it out?
Posted by: Toad-O
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Well, when you say it that way, it just sounds silly.

Posted by: whig at July 26, 2022 06:55 PM (CXr4y)

202 179 I know we generally don't allow math but . . .

Trump: "You execute a drug dealer, you'll save 500 lives."
-
What I don't understand is whether this is addition or subtraction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

execute the Board of Directors of Pfizer, and you could save a million. Why go for the small fry?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2022 06:55 PM (trdmm)

203 I keep thinking (in a horrified way) about the monkeypox post yesterday about the gay guy who claimed to have sex with 15-20 guys a night (or at least per "orgy" night). Not only is it disgusting, I don't understand1) how it's even possible (even with chemical assistance) and 2) how sex with numbers 3 or 4 on up could be even remotely enjoyable and not just a endurance test for some really sicko bragging rights.

Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2022 06:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

204 198 Alcoholism is a killer. It can burn your life down. I know this by personal experience. In this respect I have sympathy for Solo.
Posted by: krake

hw much alcohol we talking about here?

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at July 26, 2022 06:56 PM (OuH7W)

205 Irina Shayk >>>>>>>>*species change*>>>>>> Huma Abedin

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2022 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

206 Could not make heads or tails of the tranny story.
Perverts the lot whose genes will be exiting the gene pool for the betterment of Mankind.

Also, reason #12 to keep kids out of public school.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 26, 2022 06:56 PM (c2jz5)

207 "In the feelgood story of the day, a cis-lesbian -- I'm sorry, this is going to be one of those kinds of stories -- set up her "transbian" friend -- a "transbian" is a male transexual who pretends he's a female lesbian -- on a date.

The date was with another transbian.

But the transbian friend wasn't told the date was with a transbian. He thought the date was with a real woman.

And he was angry that he'd been tricked into going out with... a tranny."

Ouch! My brain hurts after trying to follow the Moebius loops in that story. This trans-everything crap is more complex and confusing than the Infield Fly Rule, When You Can Advance a Recovered Fumble in college football, and Icing in hockey, combined.

Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2022 06:56 PM (AMIL/)

208 >>>Alcoholism is a killer. It can burn your life down. I know this by personal experience. In this respect I have sympathy for Solo.

Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2022 06:54 PM (Vr12I)

You mean Solo cups, right?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 26, 2022 06:56 PM (QYPq3)

209 200 Of course Obi-wan kenobi was a gay pedo. That's what turned Darth Vader to the dark side right?

I only saw bits of the StarWars prequels on TV, so I don't have the full plot.

Posted by: PaleRider
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I predict Kathleen Kennedy will be calling you soon for a job as a Star Wars script writer.

Posted by: whig at July 26, 2022 06:56 PM (CXr4y)

210 Bradley Cooper is "dating" Huma Abedin.
_______

Some men like their women to be skin stretched over a skeleton. Who am I to judge? Personally, I prefer the opposite.

Posted by: Jack Sprat at July 26, 2022 06:56 PM (fs1hN)

211 189 Bradley Cooper had a long-term relationship - and a child - with Irina Shayk. IRINA SHAYK.

Talk about trading down.
Posted by: Average Guy
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Don't know which way the trades are going but Bradley should be very careful, he's in heavy company.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 26, 2022 06:57 PM (Wj/z9)

212 Irina Shayk. IRINA SHAYK.

in fairness, after her old boyfriend was finished with every time she sneezes it sounds the same as a golden retriever shedding water after a swim.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 06:57 PM (oW0CQ)

213
We are an unserious country facing a very serious foe.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Pelosi's going to Taiwan to straighten everything out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2022 06:57 PM (63Dwl)

214 >>> 202 179 I know we generally don't allow math but . . .

Trump: "You execute a drug dealer, you'll save 500 lives."
-
What I don't understand is whether this is addition or subtraction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

execute the Board of Directors of Pfizer, and you could save a million. Why go for the small fry?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2022 06:55 PM (trdmm)

Yeah, go after those guys!

Posted by: Moderna ex-CEO with the $962 MILLION golden parachute at July 26, 2022 06:57 PM (llON8)

215 A new prequel novel from Kathleen Kennedy's house of Fake Star Wars content reveals that Obi-Wan Kenobi was bisexual or gay.

==
Nooooooooo!!!!

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2022 06:57 PM (V13WU)

216 204 198 Alcoholism is a killer. It can burn your life down. I know this by personal experience. In this respect I have sympathy for Solo.
Posted by: krake

hw much alcohol we talking about here?
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at July 26, 2022 06:56 PM (OuH7W)

Just enough to burn my life down.

Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2022 06:57 PM (Vr12I)

217 Speaking of transbians...

Breaking911 @Breaking911; 3h
SEN. GRAHAM: "Donald Trump took a broken military and he rebuilt it. He took a country that was dependent on foreign oil and made us energy independent. He took a border that was broken and made it the most secure in the history of our country. He made Mexico afraid of us."

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 06:57 PM (yikp0)

218 203 I keep thinking (in a horrified way) about the monkeypox post yesterday about the gay guy who claimed to have sex with 15-20 guys a night (or at least per "orgy" night). Not only is it disgusting, I don't understand1) how it's even possible (even with chemical assistance) and 2) how sex with numbers 3 or 4 on up could be even remotely enjoyable and not just a endurance test for some really sicko bragging rights.

Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2022 06:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

Like Obama, he takes it up the ass...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:57 PM (ynpvh)

219 He wasn't ghey. He and Satine, his one true love

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2022 06:57 PM (V13WU)

220 189 Bradley Cooper had a long-term relationship - and a child - with Irina Shayk. IRINA SHAYK.

Talk about trading down.
Posted by: Average Guy at July 26, 2022 06:53 PM (f7Cdr)

I don't believe that was any more of a real relationship than the Huma charade.

Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2022 06:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

221 @49 Or is covid still a thing?

----

The mask order goes back in place here in LA County at the end of the week.

Posted by: junior at July 26, 2022 06:58 PM (Cw/eK)

222 I don't think anyone has said their pronouns to me yet in life.
When it happens that may not go well I think.
Posted by: Skip

At my HS reunion. Quiet, mousey guy in HS - has worked for ACLU for decades.

Figures.

Uh, Jeff, we know you're a guy.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2022 06:58 PM (6WCwE)

223 Told my wife my pronouns were I and me.

A discussion about clarity in communications started, but I drifted off thinking about the start of the NFL season.

Posted by: Goatweed at July 26, 2022 06:58 PM (0Q/6W)

224 in fairness, the thing about alcohol is you have to have just enough to remove the edge or so much that you do not worry about anything

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 06:58 PM (oW0CQ)

225 Isn't Will Thomas a Transbian?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 26, 2022 06:58 PM (QYPq3)

226
Ouch! My brain hurts after trying to follow the Moebius loops in that story. This trans-everything crap is more complex and confusing than the Infield Fly Rule, When You Can Advance a Recovered Fumble in college football, and Icing in hockey, combined.
Posted by: Gref

Fizzbin

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2022 06:59 PM (63Dwl)

227 Like Obama, he takes it up the ass...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 06:57 PM (ynpvh)

Even so... 15 or 20 times in a night? Oouuuuchhh!!!

Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2022 06:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

228 I wonder if Garland has the IQ to think ahead to when he arrests trump if the trial will lead to discovery that will ultimately show the feds organized 1/6

Posted by: Doctor sockamster-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at July 26, 2022 06:59 PM (OuH7W)

229 The only way to win cock, paper, scissors is not to play.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2022 06:59 PM (6FeV1)

230 The Crying Game, Part Deux.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2022 06:49 PM

Part Dix.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2022 06:59 PM (RkC6l)

231 I don't understand. . . 2) how sex with numbers 3 or 4 on up could be even remotely enjoyable and not just a endurance test for some really sicko bragging rights.

Posted by: LASue

No, I'd say you do understand it completely.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2022 06:59 PM (6WCwE)

232 Both my mgr and the next level mgr declare " their pronouns" in their emails now
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2022 06:36 PM (gbzeC)

Mine as well, though they don't seem the type. I suspect upper management and CEO put the pressure on them to do so.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 26, 2022 07:00 PM (OX9vb)

233 >>> 203 I keep thinking (in a horrified way) about the monkeypox post yesterday about the gay guy who claimed to have sex with 15-20 guys a night (or at least per "orgy" night). Not only is it disgusting, I don't understand1) how it's even possible (even with chemical assistance) and 2) how sex with numbers 3 or 4 on up could be even remotely enjoyable and not just a endurance test for some really sicko bragging rights.
Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2022 06:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

It's similar to that guy who gets pulled over for DWI and has a .5 - addicts gotta addict.

Now consider most of our feralgov are power addicts.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2022 07:00 PM (llON8)

234 Can Bradley Cooper do better? Of course. That's the point: he's declaring that he's even going to bang all the homely women now. He's leaving nothing left for the rest of us. It's a declaration of war. The Cooper Supremacy. You will walk by an alley or behind a 7/11 in the near future, and there Bradley will be, wrecking some bag lady's pussy like she owes him back rent. And Bradley will make eye contact with you and say, "This one also belongs to me. They all belong to me."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 26, 2022 07:00 PM (ppBhU)

235 Re: Alyssa Farah Griffin

Am I supposed to recognize the name?

Also, CBS just did a slobbering knob shine interview with the 'Doctor' who gave the 10 year old two abortions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:00 PM (diceA)

236 Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2022 06:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

Well, when a man loves 15-20 strangers very much...

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 26, 2022 07:00 PM (vN+oL)

237 keep thinking (in a horrified way) about the monkeypox post yesterday about the gay guy who claimed to have sex with 15-20 guys a night (or at least per "orgy" night). Not only is it disgusting, I don't understand1) how it's even possible (even with chemical assistance) and 2) how sex with numbers 3 or 4 on up could be even remotely enjoyable and not just a endurance test for some really sicko bragging rights.

This is a perfectly safe practice and should not be discriminated against. Your child, however, should never take their mask off ever. Science!

Posted by: Dr. Anthony's Fauci at July 26, 2022 07:00 PM (QdLxG)

238 Don't know which way the trades are going but Bradley should be very careful, he's in heavy company.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 26, 2022 06:57 PM (Wj/z9)

Bradley Cooper did not kill himself.

Posted by: Average Guy at July 26, 2022 07:00 PM (f7Cdr)

239 Didn't South Park do an episode where everything was gay. I think there was a musical number.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 07:00 PM (PY/t0)

240 apropos...some of the best French movies are....food centric. movies about chefs and so on. I know, shocking !

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2022 07:00 PM (V13WU)

241 As bad as alcoholism is, at least on the normal reflex of drinking — consuming water, or other liquid — down the throat. Whereas smoking — inhaling hot smoke into the lungs — seems completely unnatural to me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 07:00 PM (atmen)

242 At my HS reunion. Quiet, mousey guy in HS - has worked for ACLU for decades.

Figures.

Uh, Jeff, we know you're a guy.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2022 06:58 PM (6WCwE)

*Heh*. I read that as "Uh, Jeff, we know you're gay."

Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2022 07:00 PM (Ed8Zd)

243 Hope Solo's worst mistake was getting hitched with noted thug and woman beater, Jerramy Stevens.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 26, 2022 07:01 PM (TU8Tj)

244 Meta employee made a tactical error.

Too obvious of a stretch to ask to keep extra "COVID vacation days" so should have asked if they could convert COVID vacation days into Gender Reassessment Days or Monkey Pox Orgy Days or Jan. 6 Committee Celebration Days or something more in the news.

Posted by: Match Checksout at July 26, 2022 07:01 PM (IK4m/)

245 The mask order goes back in place here in LA County at the end of the week.
Posted by: junior at July 26, 2022 06:58 PM (Cw/eK)

Sounds pretty serious if they can wait 4 days. Or did Covid call and say thats when it was going to arrive? The SCIENCE here is off the charts

Posted by: a Dude in MI at July 26, 2022 07:01 PM (/6GbT)

246 garland does not give a fuck, he knows that this is his last rjob and the he is not even going to be around until the end of the biden admin.

then he and fauci are going to announce they are engaged.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:01 PM (oW0CQ)

247 Bradley Cooper's garbage hardest hit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 07:01 PM (PY/t0)

248 The scary part: Bradley will eventually run out of women. And then he's coming for the rest of us.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 26, 2022 07:02 PM (ppBhU)

249 Cooper must be in some serious debt, or owes mafia serious money. I mean, he had to have been paid for that service...Is he a gambler ?

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2022 07:02 PM (V13WU)

250 This trans-everything crap is more complex and confusing than the Infield Fly Rule, When You Can Advance a Recovered Fumble in college football, and Icing in hockey, combined.
Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2022 06:56 PM (AMIL/)

it's pretty simple:

Boys have a penis
Girls have a vagina

Posted by: Kindergarten Kid at July 26, 2022 07:02 PM (v0R5T)

251 >>> how sex with numbers 3 or 4 on up could be even remotely enjoyable and not just a endurance test for some really sicko bragging rights.
Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2022 06:56 PM (Ed8Zd)
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Before your time there was a tabloid named SCREW and there was a party palace in NY, I forget the name, where women had contests whose numbers would bury those faggots.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 26, 2022 07:02 PM (Wj/z9)

252 “at least relies on”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 07:02 PM (atmen)

253 What do you call a fart clam that has farted out too many clams?

Posted by: Flopping Gunt at July 26, 2022 07:02 PM (UuclC)

254 which is more upsetting finding out your daughter got a tattoo or anal bleaching?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:02 PM (oW0CQ)

255 Didn't South Park do an episode where everything was gay. I think there was a musical number.
----------------------
Getting Gay With Kids to save the Amazon Rainforest??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 07:02 PM (yikp0)

256 Hope Solo's worst mistake was getting hitched with noted thug and woman beater, Jerramy Stevens.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 26, 2022 07:01 PM (TU8Tj)

Now I'm in the mood for a couple of Beef N Cheddars with those nasty curly fries.

Arby's...When it just has to be good enough.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2022 07:03 PM (R/m4+)

257 monkey pox guy also filmed his adventures.

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2022 07:03 PM (V13WU)

258 Girls have a vagina

in fairness that is not always true

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:03 PM (oW0CQ)

259 The media basically gets to "own" commentary on the Right by dangling 5 TV gigs at all times.

Everyone is always chasing these deals, and so you have movements like NeverTrump that just keep going forever because "maybe" their hot take on Twitter gets them a job at CNN.

Posted by: Blago at July 26, 2022 07:03 PM (PwNLq)

260 Nah Whig. homos must be celebrated. Kennedy would only call me for script ideas if it was some future bitter clinger mocking Darth for the ancient greek love affair that turned Darth evil. The notion that getting buggered by your mentor made you evil would never fly at WOKE hqs.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 26, 2022 07:03 PM (3cGpq)

261 The mask order goes back in place here in LA County at the end of the week.

Yea....I have never understood that. Oh my Gawd, things are going really bad so you need to wear a mask at all times.....in seven days. But not right now. No....in a week. O.K.?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 26, 2022 07:03 PM (QdLxG)

262 I just had an image of a Cooper-Huma-Hillary Threesome (remember, all threesomes are a twosome and a onesome.)

*shudder*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:03 PM (diceA)

263
" "Honest Citizen Here" -- hundreds of bots repeat the identical message about Biden being a good president.

More Honest Citizens here."

... so, Elon Musk wins in Delaware court, puts all Twitter board members on PIP. No need to pay severance. Elon Musk wins.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 26, 2022 07:03 PM (FlRtG)

264 254 which is more upsetting finding out your daughter got a tattoo or anal bleaching?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:02 PM (oW0CQ)

What's the tattoo say?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 07:03 PM (PY/t0)

265 What's the over/under on who has bigger teeth -
AOC or Jacinda Ardern?

Posted by: Pussy Galore at July 26, 2022 07:04 PM (aoFfE)

266 Fkin Sundowner has stated numerous occasions Sicknick was murdered

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2022 07:04 PM (k8B25)

267 254 which is more upsetting finding out your daughter got a tattoo or anal bleaching?
Posted by: confederatefifth
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Go to your room.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 26, 2022 07:04 PM (Wj/z9)

268 Now I'm in the mood for a couple of Beef N Cheddars with those nasty curly fries.

Arby's...When it just has to be good enough.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2022 07:03 PM (R/m4+)

1) Potato Cakes, always.

2) Beef N Cheddar without the A-BY-Q sauce.

3) Their chicken sandwich is not bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:04 PM (diceA)

269 Did I detect a soupcon of cruelty in the post

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 07:05 PM (9gOfr)

270 What do you call a fart clam that has farted out too many clams?
Posted by: Flopping Gunt at July 26, 2022 07:02 PM (UuclC)
.......

a prolapsed clam?

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2022 07:05 PM (v0R5T)

271 The scary part: Bradley will eventually run out of women. And then he's coming for the rest of us.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 26, 2022 07:02 PM (ppBhU)

He's going to turn ghey?

Posted by: Average Guy at July 26, 2022 07:05 PM (f7Cdr)

272 Graham is a two-faced sodomite.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2022 07:05 PM (89T5c)

273 What's the tattoo say?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 07:03 PM (PY/t0

the tattoo says 'I heart anal bleaching'

Posted by: a Dude in MI at July 26, 2022 07:05 PM (/6GbT)

274 265 What's the over/under on who has bigger teeth -
AOC or Jacinda Ardern?

Posted by: Pussy Galore at July 26, 2022 07:04 PM (aoFfE)

Horse race.

Posted by: John Kerry at July 26, 2022 07:06 PM (ynpvh)

275 Before your time there was a tabloid named SCREW and there was a party palace in NY, I forget the name, where women had contests whose numbers would bury those faggots.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 26, 2022 07:02 PM (Wj/z9)

Al Goldstein.....RIP.

Set the bar for nasty old bastards.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2022 07:06 PM (R/m4+)

276 260 Nah Whig. homos must be celebrated. Kennedy would only call me for script ideas if it was some future bitter clinger mocking Darth for the ancient greek love affair that turned Darth evil. The notion that getting buggered by your mentor made you evil would never fly at WOKE hqs.

Posted by: PaleRider
---------------------------
Like all good romance fiction, Darth only appears to be evil but really he is a softie at heart.

Posted by: whig at July 26, 2022 07:06 PM (CXr4y)

277 Before your time there was a tabloid named SCREW and there was a party palace in NY, I forget the name, where women had contests whose numbers would bury those faggots.

There was a mediocre porn star 20 years or so back who held an event where she did 100s in a row. There was a prep line, so that everyone arrived to the main event primed, and her pit crew was having to ice her vagina to contend with the swelling. But porn's not weird or anything.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 26, 2022 07:06 PM (ppBhU)

278 What's the tattoo say?
Posted by: A

I suppose the third option would be the anal tat,

then it is what is more upsetting that your daughter got a tat, an anal tat, anal bleaching or an anal tat without anal bleaching?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:06 PM (oW0CQ)

279 What do you call a fart clam that has farted out too many clams?
Posted by: Flopping Gunt at July 26, 2022 07:02

Hillary

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 26, 2022 07:06 PM (QdLxG)

280 The person who set up the date is more upset at thinking he might be transphobic rather than thinking, "This is some effed up sh*t and I'm out of here?"

Wow.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 26, 2022 07:06 PM (5pTK/)

281 269 Did I detect a soupcon of cruelty in the post
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 07:05 PM (9gOfr

Ace is a little upset by the Bradly Cooper news.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 07:06 PM (PY/t0)

282 268 Now I'm in the mood for a couple of Beef N Cheddars with those nasty curly fries.
Arby's...When it just has to be good enough.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2022 07:03 PM (R/m4+)

1) Potato Cakes, always.
2) Beef N Cheddar without the A-BY-Q sauce.
3) Their chicken sandwich is not bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:04 PM (diceA)

I prefer the horsey sauce

Posted by: John Kerry at July 26, 2022 07:06 PM (ynpvh)

283 I saw Aging Yentas with Floppy Gunts open for New Riders of the Purple Sage in 74' at Monterey Pop

Posted by: Hippy Kid 1968 at July 26, 2022 07:06 PM (CJAql)

284 Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2022 06:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

I ignore this story, but there is a deeper truth here.

The revulsion against gays has nothing to do with who they love, or even what they do in their own homes.
It has to do with :
- predation on children
- dangerous promiscuity (dangerous to society)
- public indecency
- rejection of the values that got civilization this far
- creating hostile environment for others to raise their children

This it the truth that they "dare not speak"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 26, 2022 07:07 PM (UuclC)

285 Fkin Sundowner has stated numerous occasions Sicknick was murdered

He still claims the poor truck driver his first wife drove in front of was drunk. He's good with blood libels.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 26, 2022 07:07 PM (Bd6X8)

286 Did I detect a soupcon of cruelty in the post
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 07:05 PM (9gOfr)

Soupcon?

That was an eighteen wheel tanker trailer with a giant "Campbell's" logo on the side of cruelty.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2022 07:07 PM (6FeV1)

287 I really like Huma but those threesomes with Hillary are weird. Why do I have to be tied to a chair and wear a ball gag?

Posted by: Bradley Cooper at July 26, 2022 07:07 PM (sAmhv)

288 He's going to turn ghey?

I don't think so. Bradley's just going to be so heterosexual at that point that other men will be women. But I'm not a biologist, so the details are a bit fuzzy to me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 26, 2022 07:08 PM (ppBhU)

289 1) Potato Cakes, always.
2) Beef N Cheddar without the A-BY-Q sauce.
3) Their chicken sandwich is not bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:04 PM (diceA)
---
I can only support 2 out of 3 statements...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2022 07:08 PM (K5n5d)

290 I really like Huma but those threesomes with Hillary are weird. Why do I have to be tied to a chair and wear a ball gag?
Posted by: B

he didn't say that

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:08 PM (oW0CQ)

291 I rather think it's the crab bucket and they are envious because they weren't chosen, as "true" conservatives, for such a good position.

Posted by: PG at July 26, 2022 07:08 PM (84jHt)

292 I can only support 2 out of 3 statements...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2022 07:08 PM (K5n5d)

Dangling a mystery. Is this like saying 'Which three books would you take to start a new society?' type of thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:09 PM (diceA)

293 @177

>>Ana Wintour to set up Bradley Cooper with one of the most corrupt people on the planet..

A pretty universal maxim is, never stick your dick where Anthony Weiner''s dick has been.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2022 07:09 PM (AiODp)

294 Hope Solo strikes me as troubled, but not bad hearted.

Now Megan Rippinoe ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2022 07:09 PM (i0slg)

295 220 189 Bradley Cooper had a long-term relationship - and a child - with Irina Shayk. IRINA SHAYK.

Talk about trading down.
Posted by: Average Guy at July 26, 2022 06:53 PM (f7Cdr)

I don't believe that was any more of a real relationship than the Huma charade.
Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2022 06:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

I don't either.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2022 07:09 PM (OA+E4)

296 >>> 290 I really like Huma but those threesomes with Hillary are weird. Why do I have to be tied to a chair and wear a ball gag?
Posted by: B

he didn't say that
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:08 PM (oW0CQ)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S A SOCK.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at July 26, 2022 07:09 PM (llON8)

297 290 I really like Huma but those threesomes with Hillary are weird. Why do I have to be tied to a chair and wear a ball gag?
Posted by: B

he didn't say that
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:08 PM (oW0CQ)

Well, it's more an interpretation of the gagged screams. I mean, the ball-gag and all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 07:09 PM (ynpvh)

298 he didn't say that
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:08 PM (oW0CQ)

Hello. First day? Welcome to AOSHQ, a smart military blog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:10 PM (diceA)

299 Maybe Cooper is angling for a Congressional run and figured Huma was an in to the power brokers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 07:10 PM (PY/t0)

300 like Huma but those threesomes with Hillary are weird. Why do I have to be tied to a chair and wear a ball gag?
Posted by: Bradley Cooper at July 26, 2022 07:07 PM (sAmhv)

He has to hold the colostomy bad during doggystyle.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2022 07:10 PM (89T5c)

301 https://tinyurl.com/4xszdwv2
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

What is #10?

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2022 07:10 PM (k8B25)

302 Re: Alyssa Farah Griffin

Am I supposed to recognize the name?

Also, CBS just did a slobbering knob shine interview with the 'Doctor' who gave the 10 year old two abortions.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:00 PM (diceA)
******
She was one of Mike Pence's press secretaries.
Her father Joseph Farrah and stepmother run the conservative site WND.com.
I read that her parents boycotted her wedding because of her differences with Trump.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2022 07:10 PM (NpAcC)

303 really like Huma but those threesomes with Hillary are weird. Why do I have to be tied to a chair and wear a ball gag?
Posted by: B

he didn't say that

It's on page 32 of the book "Shit Bradley Cooper Has Said"

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 26, 2022 07:10 PM (QdLxG)

304 292 I can only support 2 out of 3 statements...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2022 07:08 PM (K5n5d)

Dangling a mystery. Is this like saying 'Which three books would you take to start a new society?' type of thing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:09 PM (diceA)

Can the books be blank?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 07:10 PM (ynpvh)

305 A pretty universal maxim is, never stick your dick where Anthony Weiner''s dick has been.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2022 07:09 PM (AiODp)

That is why I have avoided NY since the 80's. Been fairly easy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:10 PM (diceA)

306 Bag

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2022 07:11 PM (89T5c)

307 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 26, 2022 07:07 PM (UuclC)
___________

I think it is fair to say a lot of people are also
disgusted by the though of anal sex.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2022 07:11 PM (fs1hN)

308 The real trouble started when they decided to not have sex on the first date, but sleep together "head to toe".

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2022 07:11 PM (v0R5T)

309 Can the books be blank?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 07:10 PM (ynpvh)

Paper airplanes for DAYYYYS, yo!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2022 07:11 PM (6FeV1)

310 290 I really like Huma but those threesomes with Hillary are weird. Why do I have to be tied to a chair and wear a ball gag?
Posted by: B

he didn't say that
Posted by: confederatefifth

Yes he did.

Posted by: Ministry of Arguments at July 26, 2022 07:11 PM (sAmhv)

311 the wife of our next door nabe is outside again by the hot tub. in her clothes she is a bag of old, woody, radishes, in her swimsuit, hotter than hunter biden's dad's credit card after a bender with five hoes.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:11 PM (oW0CQ)

312 True story. I was walking through the lobby of the Conde Nast building for a meeting when Anna Wintour walked right by me.

In my best Hannibal Lecter voice I said "love your suit."

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2022 07:11 PM (i0slg)

313 303 really like Huma but those threesomes with Hillary are weird. Why do I have to be tied to a chair and wear a ball gag?
Posted by: B

he didn't say that

It's on page 32 of the book "Shit Bradley Cooper Has Said"
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 26, 2022 07:10 PM (QdLxG)

LOL, nice Hat-tip to Dave in TX. RIP, Dave.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 07:12 PM (ynpvh)

314 I don't get the whole 'don't stick your dick in crazy'.

Just use a fake name and wear a fake mustache.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 07:12 PM (PY/t0)

315 292 I can only support 2 out of 3 statements...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2022 07:08 PM (K5n5d)

Dangling a mystery. Is this like saying 'Which three books would you take to start a new society?' type of thing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:09 PM (diceA)
---
I've never had an Arby's chicken sandwich (that I can remember). I'm sure it's not bad because it's really, really hard to screw something like that up.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2022 07:12 PM (K5n5d)

316 I think it is fair to say a lot of people are also
disgusted by the though of anal sex.
Posted by: Chuck

in fairness, i think they are more disgusted by the anal sex than the thought.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:12 PM (oW0CQ)

317 312 True story. I was walking through the lobby of the Conde Nast building for a meeting when Anna Wintour walked right by me.

In my best Hannibal Lecter voice I said "love your suit."
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2022 07:11 PM (
I love that you said this to her.
Did she turn her head towards you? You'd never know if she glanced at you with only her eyes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2022 07:13 PM (OA+E4)

318 in her swimsuit, hotter than hunter biden's dad's credit card after a bender with five hoes.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:11 PM (oW0CQ)

Rules...you know em

Posted by: a Dude in MI at July 26, 2022 07:13 PM (/6GbT)

319 I've never had an Arby's chicken sandwich (that I can remember). I'm sure it's not bad because it's really, really hard to screw something like that up.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2022 07:12 PM (K5n5d)

You've obviously never been to McDonald's.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:13 PM (diceA)

320 Is cruelty a dish best served cold. Or is that French toast with maple syrup?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 07:13 PM (9gOfr)

321 Hello. First day? Welcome to AOSHQ, a smart military blog.
Posted by: Aetius451

wow, that is some irony there

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:14 PM (oW0CQ)

322 in fairness, i think they are more disgusted by the anal sex than the thought.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:12 PM (oW0CQ)
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You mean people aren't really down with the sperm enema scene?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 26, 2022 07:14 PM (5pTK/)

323 315 292 I can only support 2 out of 3 statements...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2022 07:08 PM (K5n5d)

Dangling a mystery. Is this like saying 'Which three books would you take to start a new society?' type of thing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:09 PM (diceA)
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I've never had an Arby's chicken sandwich (that I can remember). I'm sure it's not bad because it's really, really hard to screw something like that up.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2022 07:12 PM (K5n5d)

I guess you never heard, "They really fucked that chicken!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 07:14 PM (ynpvh)

324 >>> 319 I've never had an Arby's chicken sandwich (that I can remember). I'm sure it's not bad because it's really, really hard to screw something like that up.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2022 07:12 PM (K5n5d)

You've obviously never been to McDonald's.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:13 PM (diceA)

What do you have against extra-large McNuggets?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2022 07:14 PM (llON8)

325 Just enough to burn my life down.
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2022 06:57 PM (Vr12I)

Welcome back.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2022 07:14 PM (xhaym)

326 I've never had an Arby's chicken sandwich (that I can remember). I'm sure it's not bad because it's really, really hard to screw something like that up.

Yo!

Posted by: McDonalds at July 26, 2022 07:14 PM (QdLxG)

327 290 I really like Huma but those threesomes with Hillary are weird. Why do I have to be tied to a chair and wear a ball gag?
Posted by: B

he didn't say that
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:08 PM (oW0CQ)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S A SOCK.
Posted by: B

no shit?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:15 PM (oW0CQ)

328 What is #10?

A giant burrata (sp?)

Posted by: Average Guy at July 26, 2022 07:15 PM (f7Cdr)

329 322 in fairness, i think they are more disgusted by the anal sex than the thought.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:12 PM (oW0CQ)
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You mean people aren't really down with the sperm enema scene?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 26, 2022 07:14 PM (5pTK/)

You wanna avoid the hot tub afterwards.

Posted by: Gilbert Gotfried at July 26, 2022 07:15 PM (ynpvh)

330 I guess you never heard, "They really fucked that chicken!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 07:14 PM (ynpvh)

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:15 PM (diceA)

331 What is #10?
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2022 07:10 PM (k8B25)

Looks like mozzarella...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 26, 2022 07:15 PM (ZSK0i)

332
Rules...you know em
Posted by: a D

I am not opposed to sharing pics, just opposed to taking pics.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:16 PM (oW0CQ)

333 I guess you never heard, "They really fucked that chicken!"

Just keep f#@king that chicken!

Posted by: Old Memes that are coming back at July 26, 2022 07:16 PM (QdLxG)

334 Arby’s is fabulous. Beats McDumble’s any day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 07:16 PM (atmen)

335 The Big Montana with a custom mixture of 2 packets of Horsey sauce with a dash of Arby's sauce. The best.

Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2022 07:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

336 I'm really getting a workout this evening. Whew.

Posted by: Fairness at July 26, 2022 07:16 PM (Xrfse)

337 "Did she turn her head towards you? "

She ignored me. I still thought it a hoot

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2022 07:16 PM (i0slg)

338 Arby’s is fabulous. Beats McDumble’s any day.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 07:16 PM (atmen)
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Low bar.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 26, 2022 07:16 PM (5pTK/)

339 The only thing I always think about when I see Bradley Cooper is that he played the wussy journalist on that tv show alias. I never thought he was hot, all my friends did.

He was type-caste in my head as a giant wussy forevermore

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2022 07:17 PM (OA+E4)

340 The world is nucking futz.

Grab a good bottle of Scotch and belly up to the bar. It's gonna be a long night.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at July 26, 2022 07:17 PM (aoFfE)

341 Apparently Hulu has been paying attention because they refused to run DNC ads on abortion, the J6 committee and other Liberal wet dreams.

I guess common sense is contagious.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 07:17 PM (PY/t0)

342 the thing is, she is voluptuous, not svelte, but whe tries to wear the new cute things, none of which are designed to be blattering to somebody with her figure, I think

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:17 PM (oW0CQ)

343 Re sidebar serial killer (would be a good band name)

What the hell?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:17 PM (diceA)

344 339 The only thing I always think about when I see Bradley Cooper is that he played the wussy journalist on that tv show alias. I never thought he was hot, all my friends did.

He was type-caste in my head as a giant wussy forevermore

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2022 07:17 PM (OA+E4)

What about that movie he did with Lady Gaga?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 07:18 PM (ynpvh)

345 342 What is blathering?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 07:18 PM (atmen)

346 blattering should be a word.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:18 PM (diceA)

347 Anyone know the particulars on this bleaching business? Will full-strength Clorox work? How about pool chlorinator?

I found out kerosene does NOT work.

Posted by: Mo Cheeks at July 26, 2022 07:19 PM (PIlQh)

348 blattering, I mean

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 07:19 PM (atmen)

349 Holy Crap, it is a word.

Blattering
to talk noisily and fast

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:19 PM (diceA)

350 342 What is blathering?
Posted by: B

sorry, I do not have any comments about sexy guys for you.

maybe you should search for bradly cooper pics.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:19 PM (oW0CQ)

351 True story. I was walking through the lobby of the Conde Nast building for a meeting when Anna Wintour walked right by me.

In my best Hannibal Lecter voice I said "love your suit."
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2022 07:11 PM (

Is she tiny? I picture her as very very petite.

Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2022 07:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

352 "Apparently Hulu has been paying attention "

They're in crazy competition to win share. They have to care about the customer.

Quasi-monopolist parent Disney, not so much

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2022 07:20 PM (i0slg)

353 monkey pox guy also filmed his adventures.
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2022 07:03 PM (V13WU)

It is things like this that make me think that the county public health contact tracing unit must not have a lot of fun.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2022 07:20 PM (xhaym)

354 347 Anyone know the particulars on this bleaching business? Will full-strength Clorox work? How about pool chlorinator?

I found out kerosene does NOT work.
Posted by: Mo Cheeks at July 26, 2022 07:19 PM (PIlQh)

Two stage method. The clorox comes after the kerosene.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:20 PM (diceA)

355 Anyone know the particulars on this bleaching business? Will full-strength Clorox work? How about pool chlorinator?

It's a living.

Posted by: Mr. Clean at July 26, 2022 07:20 PM (/NCI4)

356 347 Anyone know the particulars on this bleaching business? Will full-strength Clorox work? How about pool chlorinator?

I found out kerosene does NOT work.

Posted by: Mo Cheeks at July 26, 2022 07:19 PM (PIlQh)

The farts are deadly around an open flame...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 07:20 PM (ynpvh)

357
He was type-caste in my head as a giant wussy forevermore

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2022 07:17 PM (OA+E4)

What about that movie he did with Lady Gaga?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 07:18

I didn't see it. Don't get me wrong, his face is pretty but he doesn't strike me as very manly. He's not attractive to me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2022 07:21 PM (OA+E4)

358 "Is she tiny? I picture her as very very petite."

Yes. I'd guess 5'1 or 5'2

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2022 07:21 PM (i0slg)

359 Who is Anna Wintour? Sounds like a member of the Finnish ski team.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 07:21 PM (PY/t0)

360 When I have to pee because I have a full blather, is that blattering?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 07:21 PM (atmen)

361 341 Apparently Hulu has been paying attention because they refused to run DNC ads on abortion, the J6 committee and other Liberal wet dreams.

I guess common sense is contagious.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Because it's very easy to cancel Hulu and go to Sling or FuboTV or whatever else is out there. You get the same channels anyway.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 26, 2022 07:21 PM (sAmhv)

362 I have no idea who Bradley Cooper is. Never seen him in any show or movie. He appears to be a rather good looking guy from the picture in the "NY Post"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2022 07:22 PM (fL5aK)

363 He was type-caste in my head as a giant wussy forevermore

Posted by: CaliGirl

you saw him as indian after that?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:22 PM (oW0CQ)

364 360 When I have to pee because I have a full blather, is that blattering?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 07:21 PM (atmen)

micturation, if you wait too long...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 07:22 PM (ynpvh)

365 Yeah, it could be mozzarella though never saw it like that

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2022 07:22 PM (k8B25)

366 Huma sounds a lot like Humid

Huma N Bone

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 26, 2022 07:22 PM (M+Lyo)

367 I saw Transbian Orchestra open for Manheim Steamroller at the Ryman

Posted by: Simple Stevo at July 26, 2022 07:22 PM (AfyPs)

368 Deep state wants Trump to run. Lesbian has dude in a dress for a friend? If she says " I want your dick", run

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 26, 2022 07:22 PM (b+v9B)

369 The local ( Detroit area) frequently reports on "prostitute found shot", and I always wonder if the prostitution "surprised " her client by being a tranny. And the " surprise" did not please the customer.

Posted by: Chillin the most at July 26, 2022 07:23 PM (6+U8M)

370 have no idea who Bradley Cooper is. Never seen him in any show or movie. He appears to be a rather good looking guy from the picture in the "NY Post"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2022 07:22 PM (
I don't know who he is either.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 07:23 PM (9gOfr)

371 368 Deep state wants Trump to run. Lesbian has dude in a dress for a friend? If she says " I want your dick", run
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 26, 2022 07:22 PM (b+v9B)

This reads almost like code.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:23 PM (diceA)

372 367 I saw Transbian Orchestra open for Manheim Steamroller at the Ryman

Posted by: Simple Stevo at July 26, 2022 07:22 PM (AfyPs)

LOL. Just imagining a bunch of trannies making up the entire orchestra. Fabulous!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 26, 2022 07:23 PM (ynpvh)

373 @342 Apparently Hulu has been paying attention because they refused to run DNC ads on abortion, the J6 committee and other Liberal wet dreams.

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Yes and no.

On one streaming service with Asian content that I visit, I've been seeing a lot of ads for Asian and Pacific Islander (API) focused shows airing on Hulu. One of the little snippets has an Asian mother relieved to discover that her teenage son's big secret is that he's gay, not that he's on drugs.

Posted by: junior at July 26, 2022 07:23 PM (Cw/eK)

374 The Big Montana with a custom mixture of 2 packets of Horsey sauce with a dash of Arby's sauce. The best.
Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2022 07:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

Yup...the Big Montana is a good sammich.

I like to add lettuce and tomatoes do 2 packets of each sauce.

Damn...now I'm hongry.

Hope Solo FTW!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2022 07:24 PM (R/m4+)

375 Arby’s is fabulous. Beats McDumble’s any day.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 07:16 PM (atmen)

Use a lot of horsey sauce, and your imagination

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 26, 2022 07:24 PM (M+Lyo)

376 "Who is Anna Wintour? "

The inspiration for the Meryl Streep character in The Devil Wears Prada

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2022 07:24 PM (i0slg)

377 have no idea who Bradley Cooper is. Never seen him in any show or movie. He appears to be a rather good looking guy from the picture in the "NY Post"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2022 07:22 PM (
I don't know who he is either.
Posted by: N

you have to be the last two users of dial up internets in America

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:24 PM (oW0CQ)

378 I airfried a portion of pork butt and it's yummy

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2022 07:24 PM (gbzeC)

379 359 Who is Anna Wintour? Sounds like a member of the Finnish ski team.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Longtime Vogue editor and fashion maven. Thoroughly unpleasant person by all accounts.

Posted by: whig at July 26, 2022 07:25 PM (CXr4y)

380 What is blathering?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 07:18 PM (atmen)

That's easy. It's what one calls a group of C5's.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 26, 2022 07:25 PM (AiZBA)

381 Who is Anna Wintour? Sounds like a member of the Finnish ski team.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 07:21 PM (PY/t0)
*******
Editor-in-chief of Vogue magazine. Hater of Melania.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2022 07:25 PM (NpAcC)

382 he didn't say that
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:08 PM (oW0CQ)

No, he actually said, "Mwah-ha ga hah ha mwa hwuadda da haiwa waa-hagha?" [drool]

Pro tip, the best safety word is one you can say around a ball gag.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2022 07:26 PM (xhaym)

383 That's easy. It's what one calls a group of C5's.
Posted by: N

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:26 PM (oW0CQ)

384 have no idea who Bradley Cooper is. Never seen him in any show or movie. He appears to be a rather good looking guy from the picture in the "NY Post"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2022 07:22 PM (
I don't know who he is either.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens

He played Chris Kyle in "American Sniper." He seemed manly in that, probably due to the subject matter.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 07:26 PM (ftFVW)

385 376 "Who is Anna Wintour? "

The inspiration for the Meryl Streep character in The Devil Wears Prada
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2022 07:24 PM (i0slg

I haven't seen Meryl Streep in a movie since they gave her the horse brush and hose.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 07:26 PM (PY/t0)

386 370 have no idea who Bradley Cooper is. Never seen him in any show or movie. He appears to be a rather good looking guy from the picture in the "NY Post"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2022 07:22 PM (
I don't know who he is either.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 07:23 PM (9gOfr)

Played Chris Kyle in "American Sniper". Do keep up. This is a Smart Military Blog, after all.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 26, 2022 07:27 PM (8C7+r)

387 Dangling a mystery. Is this like saying 'Which three books would you take to start a new society?' type of thing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:09 PM (diceA)

I am thinking phone books, because you know that savages also tend to be short, and they might want that extra boost when sitting on a kitchen chair.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2022 07:27 PM (xhaym)

388 They pull this trick every week in Marvel and DC Comics -- [X] character who's been around for 60 years is now gay! -- so why not in Star Wars?

Well, the Kennedy Star Wars movies suck so they might as well come out as gay

Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2022 07:28 PM (ESjRY)

389 I haven't seen Meryl Streep in a movie since they gave her the horse brush and hose.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
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I think that the post Harvey Weinstein era and Meryl's role in covering up for the creep has damaged her a bit.

Posted by: whig at July 26, 2022 07:28 PM (CXr4y)

390 Yeah, it could be mozzarella though never saw it like that
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2022 07:22 PM (k8B25)

Did some more digging re: creamy mozzarella and I think Average Guy is right. It looks like a burrata.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 26, 2022 07:28 PM (ZSK0i)

391 That's funny.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 26, 2022 07:29 PM (b+v9B)

392
He played Chris Kyle in "American Sniper." He seemed manly in that, probably due to the subject matter.
Posted by: She Hobbit at

I forgot about that movie, he was more manly in that. He bulked up. I still picture him as the wuss in Alias.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2022 07:29 PM (OA+E4)

393 have no idea who Bradley Cooper is. Never seen him in any show or movie. He appears to be a rather good looking guy from the picture in the "NY Post"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2022 07:22 PM (
I don't know who he is either.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens

He played Chris Kyle in "American Sniper." He seemed manly in that, probably due to the subject matter.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 07:26 PM (ftFVW)
********
Also has agreed to be Howard Stern's VP if he runs for prez in 2024.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2022 07:29 PM (NpAcC)

394 nood

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 07:29 PM (yikp0)

395 I wonder if Garland has the IQ to think ahead to when he arrests trump if the trial will lead to discovery that will ultimately show the feds organized 1/6
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Nope. What you're seeing now is that part of the horror movie where they've ran from the cabin, they've ran deep into the woods, it's dark and they have no idea where they are.

But the stupidest one says, "if we can make it to that ridge, we'll see where we are."

This crew had no idea what to do and are in a pure panic. Anything that will get them one more day. Something.

You however, are in this horror movie too.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 26, 2022 07:30 PM (Zf0+a)

396 I am thinking phone books, because you know that savages also tend to be short, and they might want that extra boost when sitting on a kitchen chair.
Posted by: Kindltot

Doesn't work as well as you think. Those things aren't stable enough. Bring a big dictionary instead.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 07:30 PM (ftFVW)

397 I airfried a portion of pork butt and it's yummy"

_____

Me too

Posted by: Hope Solo at July 26, 2022 07:30 PM (M+Lyo)

398 I'd fuck me.

Posted by: Bradley Cooper at July 26, 2022 07:30 PM (86+0p)

399 I haven't seen Meryl Streep in a movie since they gave her the horse brush and hose.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I think that the post Harvey Weinstein era and Meryl's role in covering up for the creep has damaged her a bit.
Posted by: whig at July 26, 2022 07:28 PM (CXr4y)

What ever happened to Jessica Lange?

She was hot back in the day...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2022 07:31 PM (R/m4+)

400 Anthony Weiners wife struts her Camel Toe while wearing a dress?! What is Thee Hell ? F'n Weirdo Dems are F'n Weird!!! and NO ASS !!

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at July 26, 2022 07:31 PM (CJAql)

401 Is cruelty a dish best served cold. Or is that French toast with maple syrup?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 07:13 PM (9gOfr)

Gazpacho. Gazpacho is best served cold

Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2022 07:31 PM (xhaym)

402 The arrest of the MI governor candidate was one trial run at Trump.

Looks like they are flirting with arresting Ginni Thomas.

Presuming the Thomases live in VA I hope Youngkin is ready to deal with this...by arresting anyone Biden sends after the Thomases...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2022 07:32 PM (ESjRY)

403 "Honest Citizen Here" -- hundreds of bots repeat the identical message about Biden being a good president.

Not was me

Posted by: Macedonian MiklosBot v. 11975.58.003 at July 26, 2022 07:34 PM (WBs1t)

404 Gazpacho. Gazpacho is best served cold
Posted by: Kindltot

And watercress sandwiches

Posted by: Macedonian MiklosBot has never actually had one at July 26, 2022 07:35 PM (WBs1t)

405 blattering should be a word.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:18 PM (diceA)

Blatt in German is "sheet" as in morning newspaper, dagenblat

as you have it, I suppose it would mean "sheeting all over things"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2022 07:36 PM (xhaym)

406 369 The local ( Detroit area) frequently reports on "prostitute found shot", and I always wonder if the prostitution "surprised " her client by being a tranny. And the " surprise" did not please the customer.
Posted by: Chillin the most at July 26, 2022 07:23 PM (6+U8M)

every now and then the tranny promoters try to run with "trannies are getting murdered by bigots!!", especially after any public murder case, but it always falls flat and gets embarrassing because - by the numbers, no joke - the vast majority of killings of trannies are done by young black men (ie gangbangers) Usually when one picks up what he thinks is a good looking hooker and she says "Surprise!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2022 07:41 PM (r46W7)

407
The mask order goes back in place here in LA County at the end of the week.
Posted by: junior at July 26, 2022 06:58 PM (Cw/eK)

Well, evidently you're cool with that. You still live there.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 26, 2022 07:44 PM (Qhnrt)

408 I thought the Loyalist POWs spent their days being @rehabilitated" by working on the Valle de los Caídos.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 26, 2022 07:46 PM (jf+Lh)

409 Huma's prime days for being the Muslim Brotherhood (honey pot?) spy in the Clinton admim' are over? The Weiner laptop was covered up, another FBI/CIA evidence trove buried in the archives with the Arch of the Covenant?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2022 07:55 PM (Cus5s)

410 Bradley better keep checking his six- Hillary might not appreciate somebody else's fingers polishing Huma's bean. Press might want to start working on Bradley's obituary due to his impending tragic suicide . . .

Posted by: Hillary's Left Testicle at July 26, 2022 07:59 PM (zbSM/)

411 Bradley Cooper took a second look at that spavined skank?

He's gay.

Posted by: Naked, sitting in a sensory deprivation room, smoking crack. at July 26, 2022 08:05 PM (QY+6a)

412 transbians

*snort*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2022 08:17 PM (yQpMk)

413 124 this is why I think this has to play out like the Spanish Civil War, the bad guy leftists need to spend the rest of their days raking leaves. (Insty had a link about the SCW...which had that little gem)
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 26, 2022 06:40 PM (OuH7W)

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I was watching Family Affair last night and the family went to Spain. This was the late 60s, Jody and Buffy got lost and some civil patrol was looking for them. They were at a farm but the husband and wife were scared of the CP and wouldn't let the CP know the kids were there. The reason they were scared of the CP? The husband and wife were communists or former communists and the CP were Franco's men and apparently didn't put up with any shit from commies.

Warmed my heart it did.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 26, 2022 08:56 PM (cMXNt)

414 I wonder if Garland has the IQ to think ahead to when he arrests trump if the trial will lead to discovery that will ultimately show the feds organized 1/6
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Dude. You think they will allow discovery.

Shit, Bannon's judge wouldnt even let him make a defense.

There will be a shit ton of "irrelevant" information Trump will be denied access to.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 26, 2022 09:00 PM (cMXNt)

415 Re: Bradley Cooper

Are you implying that Cooper wasn't acting when he played the gay camp counselor in Wet Hot American Summer?

Seriously, I really really wanted to like American Sniper but ultimately I couldn't because of Cooper's over-non-acting*. I got a better sense of Chris Kyle's PTSD from a sequence on the highway (shot and edited a la Hitchcock) than by anything Cooper said or did. Fifty years from now, Richard Jewell will be seen as Clint Eastwood's masterpiece as a director, not American Sniper.

*I wish I could take credit for that word, but it was coined by Pauline Kael.

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