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Frolicsome Woodland Creatures Cafe

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Oh boy! This Cafe was supposed to be posted last night, but I forgot to hit post! Or I hit it and it didn't go through.

Apologies! And I sure hope that these links still work!

Sneaking plus some light pouncing.

I think I've linked this before, but this dog is very sly.

Cranky panda.

Cat recreates a Tom & Jerry moment.

Nice little kid saves a fish, of all things.

Self-propelled travel bag.

LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO! okay i'm done sleep now

This move is called "The Crane Kick of Foosball." If do, no defense.

The Girl with the Dogs bathed and groomed a ten-month old Australia shepherd/border collie mix. He's an anxious puppy, so he came along with his own support animal: a rat who calms him named Benny.

Couple had a lonely giant Flemish rabbit, so they went to the shelter to let him pick out a wife. Ugh, so patriarchal.


Do you think she's just putting sugar cubes and salt licks on the camera stand?

Hippos: The most lethal animal in all of Africa.

Posted by: Ace at 07:28 PM




Comments

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1 New or yesterday's sloppy seconds?

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 07:28 PM (yikp0)

2 Used Nood but all are bearable

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 07:29 PM (yikp0)

3 {{{bearhugs for ace!}}}

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 07:30 PM (yikp0)

4 Nooded but four?

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 07:31 PM (yikp0)

5 I guess nood is ignored nood or this is CNN+?

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 07:32 PM (yikp0)

6 We sat waiting at the restaurant for like two hours!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 07:32 PM (PY/t0)

7 Heck, I just walked in and got in the top 10.

Posted by: LRob in TX at July 26, 2022 07:32 PM (KTPXo)

8 Are there any sewellel videos I this thread?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 07:33 PM (atmen)

9 Weird, it's like the thread is old but it still has that new thread smell.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 26, 2022 07:33 PM (Bd6X8)

10 I was hoping for some sharks, after all this is Shark Week.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2022 07:33 PM (NpAcC)

11 Or is this the Twilight Zone and only my comments are going through but I get bored always being first and then I realize I'm actually in Hell and not Heaven??

Crap. I hope not.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 07:33 PM (yikp0)

12 That chimp on a hammock with shades is clearly a COB!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2022 07:33 PM (gbzeC)

13 The animals now have support animals?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 07:33 PM (diceA)

14 “in this thread”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 07:34 PM (atmen)

15 Why is anti-scratch even an option with glasses?

It's like buying a car but the tires are extra.

Is there any situation where you won't need anti-scratch?

"I'll have you know, I'm going to decline the anti-scratch--my glasses will never touch but the finest of silk! Good day you, sir!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 26, 2022 07:34 PM (Zf0+a)

16 Thank God you're here, AlaBAMA!!!

See #11.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 07:34 PM (yikp0)

17 I gotta disagree- the Foosball crane kick can be defended, but your goalie has to kick it out of the air. Traditional goal tending won't work, but it's not a traditional attack.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 26, 2022 07:35 PM (sgWrL)

18 Everything old is nood again.

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2022 07:35 PM (sn5EN)

19 16 Thank God you're here, AlaBAMA!!!

See #11.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 07:34 PM (yikp0)


Scary, wasn't it? Like that dream where you're naked in front of the assembly at school.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 07:36 PM (PY/t0)

20 We must have pleased Ace today...he's graced us with a Cafe thread tonight...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2022 07:36 PM (K5n5d)

21 Seems like someone could just grab the self-propelled bag and run for it. Then again, I'm paranoid and traverse the airport like a convict at dinner time.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 07:36 PM (ftFVW)

22 Did you know humans have as much hair over their bodies as a chimp?

It's just so fine and short, we don't see it.

Wolf Boy, however, that kid's a mutant.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 26, 2022 07:37 PM (Zf0+a)

23 Come on MegaMillions

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2022 07:37 PM (89T5c)

24 Being Ace means never saying sorry.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 07:37 PM (eGTCV)

25 Missed the Cafe yesterday, just glad it's back

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2022 07:37 PM (k8B25)

26 was hoping for some sharks, after all this is Shark Week.
Posted by: r


ever since they decided to be apologists for sharks it is over.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:37 PM (oW0CQ)

27 Forget sharks...

USA TODAY @USATODAY;
A swimmer who was injured by a monk seal in Hawaii apparently ignored several warnings about the endangered animal being aggressive after recently giving birth.

https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/
1551649737111117825

No word on whether it was missal attack or if she used a canon.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 07:38 PM (yikp0)

28 Looked like a catfish to me

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2022 07:39 PM (k8B25)

29 Wow. There is a sun shining in Sonoma!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2022 07:39 PM (dzJhQ)

30 Seems like someone could just grab the self-propelled bag and run for it. Then again, I'm paranoid and traverse the airport like a convict at dinner time.
Posted by: S


"traverse the airport like a convict at dinner time"



what does this mean?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:39 PM (n4tWj)

31 Emu Girl is going to go missing one day...

(Burp)

Posted by: Emmanuel The Psycho Emu at July 26, 2022 07:39 PM (R/m4+)

32 The top picture is those sea otters that nurse likes, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2022 07:39 PM (a3Q+t)

33 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 26, 2022 07:40 PM (OX9vb)

34 was hoping for some sharks, after all this is Shark Week.
Posted by: r

ever since they decided to be apologists for sharks it is over.
---
Don't forget all the Great White (Supremacy). The Hammerheads are sharks too.
All shark lives matter.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 26, 2022 07:40 PM (Zf0+a)

35 23 Come on MegaMillions
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2022 07:37 PM (89T5c)

Assuredly, I have already won. The universe wouldn't deny me at this point!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 07:40 PM (PY/t0)

36 Scary, wasn't it? Like that dream where you're naked in front of the assembly at school.
---------------------
AAAAAAAARRRGGHH!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 07:41 PM (yikp0)

37 The top picture is those sea otters that nurse likes, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I don't think these are the otters you're looking for...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2022 07:41 PM (StBu4)

38 Oh get those travel bags you will love em. I have the whole set..

Posted by: Turdtard McGirk at July 26, 2022 07:41 PM (CJAql)

39 I'm guessing the video of the squirrels harassing the rabbit took place at the Mecca of Albino Squirrels.

The rabbit was an unbeliever...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2022 07:41 PM (K5n5d)

40 was hoping for some sharks, after all this is Shark Week.
Posted by: r




just go here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i54ctfg1iyQ

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:42 PM (n4tWj)

41 I was hoping for some sharks, after all this is Shark Week.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2022 07:33 PM (NpAcC)


Actually, the "fish" the girl rescued from a tide pool was a shark. So SHARK WEEK!

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 26, 2022 07:42 PM (AiZBA)

42 Sharks have a "Duke Week." Jus sayin

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2022 07:42 PM (u73oe)

43 what does this mean?
Posted by: confederatefifth

Bags clutched as close to my body as possible. Don't want any of those other shifty proles taking my shit.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 07:43 PM (ftFVW)

44 USA TODAY @USATODAY;
A swimmer who was injured by a monk seal in Hawaii apparently ignored several warnings about the endangered animal being aggressive after recently giving birth.

Because the box is too wide for my screen i thought the swimmer was injured by a monk and I was shocked. Shocked I tell you.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 07:43 PM (eGTCV)

45 Bags clutched as close to my body as possible. Don't want any of those other shifty proles taking my shit.
Posted by: S


got it

that is funny

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:43 PM (n4tWj)

46 Republicans in the North Carolina legislature are pushing a bill to use deadly force against abortion providers. So I don't want to here anymore whining about pro-choice people using violence to defend themselves from these republican terrorists.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at July 26, 2022 07:44 PM (QX5jg)

47 That monkey with the sunglasses and flowers in his hair is freakin' hilarious.

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2022 07:44 PM (aeePL)

48 How come we have a "Shark Week?" That seems a little discriminatory...

Posted by: The Jets at July 26, 2022 07:45 PM (K5n5d)

49 So, I asked this on an earlier thread, but received no response:

Which otters — sea or river — are the ones who are into… you know?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 07:45 PM (atmen)

50 Those Tony Dow posts in the sidebar reminded me of Kent Brockman reporting on Mr. Burns:

"Mr Burns was rushed to the hospital, where he was pronounced dead. He was then taken to a better hospital, where his condition was upgraded to alive"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 26, 2022 07:45 PM (CAJOC)

51 Toothless Toothless Hippo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2022 07:45 PM (63Dwl)

52 That monkey with the sunglasses and flowers in his hair is freakin' hilarious.
Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2022 07:44

Was he in San Francisco?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 07:45 PM (eGTCV)

53 Which otters — sea or river — are the ones who are into… you know?
Posted by: B



are you at the zoo now?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:46 PM (n4tWj)

54 27 USA TODAY @USATODAY;
A swimmer who was injured by a monk seal in Hawaii apparently ignored several warnings about the endangered animal being aggressive after recently giving birth.

https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/
1551649737111117825

No word on whether it was missal attack or if she used a canon.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 07:38 PM (yikp0)

--------------------------

It was the Holy Hand Grenade, of course!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 26, 2022 07:47 PM (CAJOC)

55 The first link with the kittuhs was cuteness overload.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 26, 2022 07:47 PM (sAmhv)

56 That monkey with the sunglasses and flowers in his hair is freakin' hilarious.
Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2022 07:44

Was he in San Francisco?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 07:45 PM (eGTCV)


Hey old guy. That song popped into my head the second I saw the flowers.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 26, 2022 07:47 PM (AiZBA)

57 49 So, I asked this on an earlier thread, but received no response:

Which otters — sea or river — are the ones who are into… you know?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 07:45 PM (atmen

Sea Otters are ghey and rapey.

River otters are cool like Steve McQueen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 07:47 PM (PY/t0)

58 Come on MegaMillions

You realize that if you were to win a Powerball or MM drawing, your odds of dying before you collect are thousands of times greater than your odds of winning in the first place. But yeah, I still bought a ticket.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 26, 2022 07:47 PM (nfrXX)

59 Was he in San Francisco?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 07:45 PM (eGTCV)
----------
He's ready for the love-in!

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2022 07:47 PM (aeePL)

60 Scary, wasn't it? Like that dream where you're naked in front of the assembly at school.
---------------------
AAAAAAAARRRGGHH!!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 07:41 PM (yikp0)
***

Reason #3 why I never go to reunions.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2022 07:47 PM (anj39)

61 Who sang that hippie song about San Francisco?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 07:49 PM (eGTCV)

62 Who sang that hippie song about San Francisco?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 07:49 PM (eGTCV)

Scott Something or other...

A real douche bag.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2022 07:50 PM (R/m4+)

63 It's all fun and games until that hippo is full grown.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2022 07:50 PM (v0R5T)

64 @61 Sean Connery in "The Rock"?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 26, 2022 07:50 PM (DTX3h)

65 61 Who sang that hippie song about San Francisco?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 07:49 PM (eGTCV)


Scott McKenzie?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 07:50 PM (PY/t0)

66 Wrong, Exodus...even your lefty factcheck.org says you're wrong. Now go away.
https://tinyurl.com/5n7vtmck

Posted by: Toni at July 26, 2022 07:51 PM (PgM6e)

67 Who sang that hippie song about San Francisco?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 07:49 PM (eGTCV)


Just looked it up. Scott McKenzie. One of the famous Canadian McKenzie brothers.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 26, 2022 07:51 PM (AiZBA)

68 61 Scott McKenzie, I think.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 07:51 PM (atmen)

69 @61 Sean Connery in "The Rock"?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik

Are you sure it wasn't The Rock in "Jumanji"?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 07:52 PM (ftFVW)

70 Bes sure to wear some otters in your hair.

Posted by: That guy who always sings... at July 26, 2022 07:52 PM (Xrfse)

71 Scott Mckenzie eh?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 07:53 PM (eGTCV)

72 Isn’t Jumanji our latest Supreme Court justice?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 07:53 PM (atmen)

73 It was the Holy Hand Grenade, of course!
Posted by: No One of Consequence
_________________________

I'm sure that was a Monty Python reference, but just making sure there's no one else out there who remembers it from Duke Nukem.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2022 07:53 PM (es0Dj)

74 Come on MegaMillions
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2022 07:37 PM (89T5c)
........

Hate to disappoint you, but I plan on winning.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2022 07:54 PM (v0R5T)

75 I was never, ever a hippie.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 07:54 PM (eGTCV)

76 got an emil this afternoon from a retailer. they were announcing a sitewide 20% discount. I went to the site to buy some stuff but when I got there realized that everybody that uses there stuff is a fat black guy, a fat black girl, a chubby asian girl, or a ripped black midget, they did not have anything for white guys.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:54 PM (n4tWj)

77 He's a hoser

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2022 07:54 PM (dzJhQ)

78 Sharks have a "Duke Week." Jus sayin
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2022 07:42 PM


This is when they school around your OnlyFans site?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2022 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)

79 Are they cisbears or transbears? I can't tell anymore.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2022 07:55 PM (guGkK)

80 Isn’t Jumanji our latest Supreme Court justice?

Hey, show some respect for The Historic First Black Supreme Court Justice.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 26, 2022 07:55 PM (nfrXX)

81 Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at July 26, 2022 07:44 PM (QX5jg)

Proverbs 18:2

A fool has no delight in understanding, but only in revealing his own opinion.

Go away, fool!

Posted by: Timely Bible verse at July 26, 2022 07:55 PM (fL5aK)

82 Are Pandas are good eating?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2022 07:55 PM (R/m4+)

83 This is when they school around your OnlyFans site?
Posted by: D


feeding fraenzy

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:55 PM (n4tWj)

84 A *dog* with an emotional support animal?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2022 07:56 PM (DgWEj)

85 Someday only her coveralls and hat will be found, some bones maybe

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2022 07:56 PM (k8B25)

86 76 Posted by: confederatefifth

Tell me more about the ripped black midget...

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 07:56 PM (ftFVW)

87 Are Pandas are good eating?
Posted by: H


they need to be tenderized

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:56 PM (n4tWj)

88 Are Pandas are good eating?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at

They taste like bamboo

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 07:57 PM (eGTCV)

89 Mary Cloggenstein > exodus

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2022 07:57 PM (dzJhQ)

90 Sea Otters are ghey and rapey.

River otters are cool like Steve McQueen.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 07:47 PM (PY/t0)


*steps away from AlaBAMA*

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2022 07:57 PM (DgWEj)

91
Tell me more about the ripped black midget...
Posted by: S


what was that show, my name is earl? think of the short black guy that married jamie whatshername

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:57 PM (n4tWj)

92 Actually, the "fish" the girl rescued from a tide pool was a shark. So SHARK WEEK!
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 26, 2022 07:42 PM (AiZBA)
******
Yes ... you are correct. At first glance I thought it was some sort of catfish.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2022 07:58 PM (NpAcC)

93 I was never, ever a hippie.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 07:54 PM


* detects pachouli odor *

Do you have the lack of body hair to prove that?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2022 07:58 PM (a3Q+t)

94 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at July 26, 2022 07:58 PM (T4tVD)

95 Sea Otters are ghey and rapey.

River otters are cool like Steve McQueen.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 07:47 PM (PY/t0)

*steps away from AlaBAMA*
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2022 07:57 PM (DgWEj)


Yeah.
This is gonna get ugly.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2022 07:58 PM (anj39)

96 Does Sarah have an OnlyFans site?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 07:58 PM (atmen)

97 what was that show, my name is earl? think of the short black guy that married jamie whatshername
Posted by: confederatefifth

Hey Crabman
-Earl Hickey

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 07:58 PM (MGB5H)

98 Hiya

Posted by: JT at July 26, 2022 07:58 PM (T4tVD)

99 Hey Crabman
-Earl Hickey
Posted by: B


that's the guy

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:59 PM (n4tWj)

100 Oh jeez, that image of the bear squeezing the life out of the otter is horrible.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 26, 2022 07:59 PM (eJ/So)

101 Yes ... you are correct. At first glance I thought it was some sort of catfish.
Posted by: redridinghood

Me too. Thought it was some kind of philanthropic noodling thing.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 07:59 PM (ftFVW)

102

*steps away from AlaBAMA*
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2022 07:57 PM (DgWEj

*looks around nervously*

*doesn't see Nurse*



Yeah, that's right! I said it! River Otters rule!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 07:59 PM (PY/t0)

103 Hey Crabman
-Earl Hickey
Posted by: B


that's the guy
Posted by: confederatefifth

Darnell you better get your ass in this trailer and take care of these damn kids!
-Joy Hickey
Later Earl
-Crab Man

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 08:00 PM (MGB5H)

104 56 That monkey with the sunglasses and flowers in his hair is freakin' hilarious.
Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2022 07:44

Was he in San Francisco?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 07:45 PM (eGTCV)

That is a Chimp Chick.. Look closer. just sayin

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at July 26, 2022 08:00 PM (CJAql)

105 There was a viewer discretion warning here for a 1969 episode of Hawaii Five-O including, "... is a product of its time. It depicts prejudices that were wrong then and remain unacceptable today. ... Rather than ignoring past [discrimination] [watching it allows thought or discussion] ... that promotes the importance of social justice and inclusivity."

So did a bad guy call someone "nig gah"? No; they used "Oriental" instead of "Asian", said "Red China", the credits used "First Chinese, Second Chinese" etc.; and they implied diabetes was a handicap. That's all I could think of. IMDB here:

https://tinyurl.com/28femc35

BTW, it's the fifth in a row that had a TOS Star Trek guest star guest starring!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 08:01 PM (yikp0)

106 I understand that if a Grizzly bear attacks it won't worry about killing you before eating you.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 08:01 PM (eGTCV)

107 that's the guy
Posted by: confederatefifth

Oooooh, he had sweet hair.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 08:01 PM (ftFVW)

108 I have never seen a black midget.

There was that rapper, Bushwick Bill, but he was a dwarf.

Part of the Geto Boys back in the day.

He's dead now. Maybe it was an estate sale?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2022 08:02 PM (R/m4+)

109 understand that if a Grizzly bear attacks it won't worry about killing you before eating you.


interesting insight, animals have no interest in killing other animals, just eating other animals, the killing is a by product.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 08:02 PM (n4tWj)

110 Many years ago they had an electronic golf caddy that would carry your clubs and follow you around. Had to turn it off at the green. Seemed like a good idea to me.

Posted by: Javems at July 26, 2022 08:02 PM (AmoqO)

111 Sea Otters are ghey and rapey.

River otters are cool like Steve McQueen.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 07:47 PM

Nurse is going to want a few words with you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2022 08:02 PM (RkC6l)

112 Ok.
Mrs D has the tube on in the background.
Just how the hell did they get those imperial walkers down to the surface of the planet Hof?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2022 08:03 PM (anj39)

113 Shark Apologia.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 08:03 PM (diceA)

114 I'm not skeered.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 08:03 PM (PY/t0)

115 That is a Chimp Chick.. Look closer. just sayin
Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at July 26, 2022 08:00 PM


Until he/she/xer announces his/her/xers pronouns, you can't say that.

Posted by: Kamala! 2022! 2024! 2028! She/Her! David Hogg 2032! Who Knows/Cares? at July 26, 2022 08:04 PM (a3Q+t)

116 River otters are cool like Steve McQueen.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 07:47 PM

Did the otter spit in the face of the bear as he was being choked?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 08:04 PM (diceA)

117 There was that rapper, Bushwick Bill, but he was a dwarf.

Part of the Geto Boys back in the day.

He's dead now. Maybe it was an estate sale?
Posted by: H

I think the 13th amendment covers dwarves and midgets too, but not irish

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 08:05 PM (n4tWj)

118 Ok.
Mrs D has the tube on in the background.
Just how the hell did they get those imperial walkers down to the surface of the planet Hof?
Posted by: Diogenes

They were stationed in the larger warships such as the dreadnoughts and dropped from orbit to the surface but dropships like the titan.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 08:06 PM (MGB5H)

119 I'm not skeered.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 08:03 PM


You're just counting on her ferry ride docking late.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2022 08:06 PM (a3Q+t)

120 Otters are stranger than other creatures.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 08:06 PM (atmen)

121 Mrs D has the tube on in the background.
Just how the hell did they get those imperial walkers down to the surface of the planet Hof?
Posted by: Diogenes

They were stationed in the larger warships such as the dreadnoughts and dropped from orbit to the surface but dropships like the titan.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Scottie beamed them down, duh.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 08:07 PM (ftFVW)

122 Mrs D has the tube on in the background.
Just how the hell did they get those imperial walkers down to the surface of the planet Hof?
Posted by: Diogenes



in fairness, they build moon sized space stations that destroy planets and have faster than light travel, so they could do that too.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 08:07 PM (n4tWj)

123 119 I'm not skeered.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 08:03 PM

You're just counting on her ferry ride docking late.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2022 08:06 PM (a3Q+t)


Maybe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 08:07 PM (PY/t0)

124 They were stationed in the larger warships such as the dreadnoughts and dropped from orbit to the surface but dropships like the titan.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 08:06 PM (MGB5H)


Yet Luke dumps his X Wing in a swamp.
Jeez these dipshits didn't deserve to win.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2022 08:08 PM (anj39)

125 Just how the hell did they get those imperial walkers down to the surface of the planet Hof?
Posted by: Diogenes

The empire needed to stomp on the David Hasselhoff fans?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 08:08 PM (diceA)

126 Don’t Rastafarians wear dreadnaughts?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022 08:08 PM (atmen)

127 Scottie beamed them down, duh.
Posted by: She Hobbit a

Nope not gonna take the bait hahah

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 08:08 PM (MGB5H)

128
You're just counting on her ferry ride docking late.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Had to read that twice, first time I read furry ride...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2022 08:09 PM (StBu4)

129 Don’t Rastafarians wear dreadnaughts?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2022

Except for the ones in Iowa, yeah.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2022 08:09 PM (RkC6l)

130 I'm not skeered.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 08:03 PM

You're just counting on her ferry ride docking late.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2022 08:06 PM (a3Q+t)


Maybe.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 08:07 PM (PY/t0)
***

To quote Yoda: "You will be...oh you will be."

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2022 08:09 PM (anj39)

131 According to Cannon, imperial parachutes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 08:10 PM (PY/t0)

132 Posted by: Javems at July 26, 2022 08:02 PM (AmoqO)

A guy at the local golf course has a remote controlled golf cart the follows him and that he can steer with a fob.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 26, 2022 08:10 PM (ikkIg)

133 A river otter we seen before, would be a neat pet.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2022 08:10 PM (k8B25)

134 Just how the hell did they get those imperial walkers down to the surface of the planet Hof?
Posted by: Diogenes


why did they even build the stupid things?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 08:11 PM (n4tWj)

135 "Who sang that hippie song about San Francisco?"

FZ

I'm completely stoned
I'm hippy & I'm trippy
I'm a gypsy on my own
I'll stay a week & get the crabs &
Take a bus back home
I'm really just a phony
But forgive me
'Cause I'm stoned

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at July 26, 2022 08:11 PM (sn5EN)

136 >>> 131 According to Cannon, imperial parachutes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 08:10 PM (PY/t0)

Who's this Cannon guy and how does he know this?

Posted by: Rosanne Rosannadanna at July 26, 2022 08:12 PM (llON8)

137 guy at the local golf course has a remote controlled golf cart the follows him and that he can steer with a fob.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead


1. cool

2. stupid

why not just drive over to your ball, get out, hit the ball, get back in the cart?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 08:12 PM (n4tWj)

138 The horror continues

Marvel plans a Phase Five. Guess that explains why the X-Men have been rebranded as The Mutants.

How original.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2022 08:12 PM (yn/SF)

139 I hope the monk didn't break his vow of silence when he attacked that swimmer.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 26, 2022 08:13 PM (eGTCV)

140 138 The horror continues

Marvel plans a Phase Five. Guess that explains why the X-Men have been rebranded as The Mutants.

How original.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2022 08:12 PM (yn/SF)


Keep scraping!

Posted by: The Bottom of the Barrel at July 26, 2022 08:13 PM (PY/t0)

141 138 The horror continues

Marvel plans a Phase Five. Guess that explains why the X-Men have been rebranded as The Mutants.

How original.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2022 08:12 PM (yn/SF)

They are going to do the Echo show first, then Daredevil toward the end with a lot of crap in between. Well, to be fair, it is all crap.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 08:13 PM (diceA)

142 I asked Heidi what a "floppy gunt" was from aces former post and she said casually "its like a fartclam".. I don't even care if she's right, I just wonder what has happened to her.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2022 08:14 PM (i6aiX)

143 WaPo reporting DOJ is prosecuting Trump. No word on what for yet.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 26, 2022 08:14 PM (zm+d5)

144 interesting insight, animals have no interest in killing other animals, just eating other animals, the killing is a by product.
Posted by: confederatefifth
------

Depends on the situation. Animals have both territorial and maternal/paternal instincts which can lead them to kill, when hunger and eating are not factors.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2022 08:14 PM (lRqp7)

145 asked Heidi what a "floppy gunt" was from aces former post and she said casually "its like a fartclam".. I don't even care if she's right, I just wonder what has happened to her.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2022 08:14 PM

She came here. She breathed the air. It's too late. She's an 'ette.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2022 08:15 PM (RkC6l)

146 "I hope the monk didn't break his vow of silence when he attacked that swimmer.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens"

Were they in shaolin water?

Posted by: Kung Fupa at July 26, 2022 08:15 PM (sn5EN)

147 Impeachment III Electric Boogaloo

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2022 08:16 PM (k8B25)

148 I think a floppy gunt is a big droopy belly

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2022 08:16 PM (gbzeC)

149 147 Impeachment III Electric Boogaloo
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2022 08:16 PM (k8B25)

Except this time they do not have to worry about that pesky opposition party ruining all their fun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 08:16 PM (diceA)

150 Hiya Cannibal !

Posted by: JT at July 26, 2022 08:17 PM (T4tVD)

151 Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 08:12 PM (n4tWj)

The guy has had multiple sugeries on his back and knees. So health and rehab.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 26, 2022 08:18 PM (ikkIg)

152 You know those lawyer commercials where if you were raped by an otter, call and they'll sue Big Otter for you? I just saw one where if your kid is a digital addict, call and they'll sue Facebutt for you.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 26, 2022 08:19 PM (FVME7)

153 They are going to do the Echo show first, then Daredevil toward the end with a lot of crap in between. Well, to be fair, it is all crap.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Antman and the Wap - Quantumania 2/23, Secret Invastion spring 23, GotG vol 3 may 23, Echo Summer 23, Loki season 2 summer 23, The Marvels July 23, Blade Nov 23, Ironheart Fall 23, Agatha - Coven of Chaos Winter 23-24, Daredevil - Born Again Spring 24, Captain America - New World Order May 24, Thunderbolts July 24

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 08:19 PM (MGB5H)

154 Nope not gonna take the bait hahah
Posted by: BruceWayne

Oh, please, I haven't said it for such a long time.

Posted by: False Alarm at July 26, 2022 08:19 PM (ftFVW)

155 Otters? This thread isn't exactly populated by zoology majors... Two salmon eating Grizzlies identified as Otters and a female Chimpanzee identified as a male. But hey you do you baby !

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at July 26, 2022 08:20 PM (CJAql)

156 I think a floppy gunt is a big droopy belly
Posted by: vmom stabb

Nadler's picture before his surgery is in the definition.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2022 08:20 PM (StBu4)

157 WaPo reporting DOJ is prosecuting Trump. No word on what for yet.
Posted by: Ian S
_____________________

"Investigating as part of a criminal probe." No prosecution.

Yet.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2022 08:20 PM (es0Dj)

158 I just wonder what has happened to her.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2022 08:14 PM


She's been side-gigging as a HordeSource Consultant for quite a while, ever since she saw the incredibly valuable service they're providing to the world. When you're a HordeSource Consultant, you have to know these things.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2022 08:20 PM (a3Q+t)

159 They really want a American Civil War II or a Marxist Government with no voting whatsoever and wiping out the Constitution.

Time past for bed, shouldn't have been napping earlier
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2022 08:20 PM (k8B25)

160 You know those lawyer commercials where if you were raped by an otter, call and they'll sue Big Otter for you?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 26, 2022 08:19 PM (FVME7)


I must've missed those.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2022 08:21 PM (DgWEj)

161 'night

Grant Lee Buffalo - Bethlehem Steel

https://youtu.be/NyiZN7_mwa8

I'll be up around 0300. Another work week begins.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 26, 2022 08:21 PM (sAmhv)

162 Here is the video of Dave In Texas' Memorial Service that was held this morning:

https://tinyurl.com/DiT-Memorial

May he rest in the hands of the Almighty.

Posted by: Joe-bi Wan Kenobi at July 26, 2022 08:21 PM (jO1gQ)

163 Impeachment III Electric Boogaloo Kangaree

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 26, 2022 08:21 PM (FVME7)

164 Antman and the Wap - Quantumania 2/23, Secret Invastion spring 23, GotG vol 3 may 23, Echo Summer 23, Loki season 2 summer 23, The Marvels July 23, Blade Nov 23, Ironheart Fall 23, Agatha - Coven of Chaos Winter 23-24, Daredevil - Born Again Spring 24, Captain America - New World Order May 24, Thunderbolts July 24
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 08:19 PM (MGB5H)

I'd watch Antman and the WOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 08:22 PM (diceA)

165 The guy has had multiple sugeries on his back and knees. So health and rehab.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead


that has to be a bitch, but what is the benefit? does he get out, walk to the ball, then have the cart come to him? then he would not have to walk too far?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 08:22 PM (n4tWj)

166 I saw the link to this at American Digest and had to listen to it. I know Joan Baez was a raving lefty, but the woman could sing.

https://youtu.be/1ST9TZBb9v8
Diamonds and Rust

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 26, 2022 08:22 PM (5HBd1)

167 Night skip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 08:22 PM (diceA)

168 'nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at July 26, 2022 08:22 PM (T4tVD)

169 No link to WaPo or other details:

Disclose.tv @disclosetv; 58m
JUST IN - DOJ has a criminal probe against Trump, WaPo claims.

[I guess no details probably just "we're crim probing him" stuff.]

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 08:23 PM (yikp0)

170 Empires Strikes Back

The Rebel Alliance had transports. Ergo the Empire should have transports to carry the AT-ATs down.

Why did Darth even go down to the planet? Once the shield dropped, just have an Imperial Star Destroyer open fire with all its batteries on the base.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2022 08:23 PM (yn/SF)

171 I'm not skeered.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 08:03 PM

The saying is Ain't Skeert! What kind of Alabama person are you? I'm losing respect...

Posted by: Jersey guy what lived in FL 35 years now lives back in NJ for 14 years... at July 26, 2022 08:24 PM (CJAql)

172 148 I think a floppy gunt is a big droopy belly

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2022 08:16 PM (gbzeC)

I thought it was a very well used vagina.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2022 08:24 PM (i6aiX)

173 Antman and the Wap - Quantumania 2/23, Secret Invastion spring 23, GotG vol 3 may 23, Echo Summer 23, Loki season 2 summer 23, The Marvels July 23, Blade Nov 23, Ironheart Fall 23, Agatha - Coven of Chaos Winter 23-24, Daredevil - Born Again Spring 24, Captain America - New World Order May 24, Thunderbolts July 24
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 08:19 PM (MGB5H)

I'd watch Antman and the WOP.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Does "Antman and the Wap" feature Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 08:24 PM (ftFVW)

174 Just how the hell did they get those imperial walkers down to the surface of the planet Hof?
Posted by: Diogenes


Imperial dropship, obviously.

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2022 08:24 PM (V13WU)

175 I'd watch Antman and the WOP.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Does "Antman and the Wap" feature Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion?
Posted by: She Hobbit at July

Damn you all

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 08:25 PM (MGB5H)

176 You know those lawyer commercials where if you were raped by an otter, call and they'll sue Big Otter for you?

Posted by: Anono


if you read the fine print in those ads they say it had to be both a "surprise" and "anal" or they will not represent you

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 08:25 PM (n4tWj)

177 Here is the video of Dave In Texas' Memorial Service that was held this morning:

https://tinyurl.com/DiT-Memorial

RIP Dave in Tejas.

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at July 26, 2022 08:25 PM (CJAql)

178
Why did Darth even go down to the planet? Once the shield dropped, just have an Imperial Star Destroyer open fire with all its batteries on the base.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I think the movie would have been too short might be the reason...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2022 08:25 PM (StBu4)

179 To quote the Critical Drinker - "the sludge must flow."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2022 08:25 PM (yn/SF)

180 Tough to believe they would actually charge Trump with anything until he secures the nomination. Why do it now? Just clears the path for DeSantis.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2022 08:26 PM (es0Dj)

181 And he's posted this since the morning. Vivaldi on an accordian

https://tinyurl.com/3fsj698r

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 26, 2022 08:26 PM (5HBd1)

182 Why did Darth even go down to the planet? Once the shield dropped, just have an Imperial Star Destroyer open fire with all its batteries on the base.
Posted by: Anna Puma


He wanted them alive, to force choke them during interrogation into disclosing other rebel bases !

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2022 08:27 PM (V13WU)

183 180 Tough to believe they would actually charge Trump with anything until he secures the nomination. Why do it now? Just clears the path for DeSantis.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2022 08:26 PM (es0Dj)

They are hoping the signal is clear and also pulls the air out of the people voting against democrats in November of this year. At least enough to give cover to massive fraud.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 08:27 PM (diceA)

184 Yo JT!

Huh, HordeSource Consultant that sounds very official. Is there money involved? Cause I haven't seen a penny.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2022 08:27 PM (i6aiX)

185 You know those lawyer commercials where if you were raped by an otter, call and they'll sue Big Otter for you?

Posted by: Anono


if you read the fine print in those ads they say it had to be both a "surprise" and "anal" or they will not represent you
Posted by: confederatefifth

Show me on the doll where the otter touched you.

Posted by: Anti-Otter League Lawyer at July 26, 2022 08:27 PM (ftFVW)

186 Probably also to try to justify a federal takeover of elections, yada yada.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2022 08:27 PM (diceA)

187 Disclose.tv @disclosetv; 5h
NOW - Protesters have entered the venue where Trump is about to speak. They chant, "no trump, no KKK, no fascist USA."

But no DOJ / FIB arrest of PDT.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 08:27 PM (yikp0)

188 Are we really bashing George Lucas for plot holes?

Posted by: The Bottom of the Barrel at July 26, 2022 08:27 PM (PY/t0)

189 Why did Darth even go down to the planet? Once the shield dropped, just have an Imperial Star Destroyer open fire with all its batteries on the base.
Posted by: Anna Puma



in fairness, "aliens" would have been 10 mins if they had just gone outside, set a perimeter, and gone back into orbit.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 08:27 PM (n4tWj)

190 Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 08:12 PM (n4tWj)

Oh, I see why youre flummoxed. Its a battery propelled 3 wheel cart that carries the bag. It does have a stool and an umbrella holder.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 26, 2022 08:28 PM (ikkIg)

191 She certainly is an ette though. Ok all luego.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2022 08:28 PM (i6aiX)

192 How soon after they "arrest" Trump we get Greasy Garland coming out to say that the DOJ can't tell whether Trump was shot trying to escape or committed suicide...

Posted by: Boswell at July 26, 2022 08:29 PM (+Cgut)

193 Trump in cuffs was always the point. It's the liberal wet dream and would splash every page one worldwide

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 08:29 PM (PY/t0)

194 Trump in cuffs was always the point. It's the liberal wet dream and would splash every page one worldwide
Posted by: AlaBAMA

The simultaneous climax of the left will be deafening.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 08:30 PM (MGB5H)

195 From Urban Dictionary: When a woman's lower abdominal area is so fat it rolls into her genital area, combining the two areas making them hard to differentiate. Gut + Cunt = Gunt.

I believe it originated in Australia.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2022 08:30 PM (R/m4+)

196 >>>I think I've linked this before, but this dog is very sly.

That dog is very trained.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 26, 2022 08:30 PM (hVqGz)

197 They are hoping the signal is clear and also pulls the air out of the people voting against democrats in November of this year. At least enough to give cover to massive fraud.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
______________________

I don't see how it makes independents any less pissed about the economy and wanting to take that out on democrats. But I take your point on giving cover for fraud.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2022 08:30 PM (es0Dj)

198 Trump in cuffs was always the point. It's the liberal wet dream and would splash every page one worldwide
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Based on Cortez's theatrics it's also their wet dream to be IN cuffs. They are a very complex lot.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 08:31 PM (ftFVW)

199 From Urban Dictionary: When a woman's lower abdominal area is so fat it rolls into her genital area, combining the two areas making them hard to differentiate. Gut + Cunt = Gunt.

I believe it originated in Australia.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2022 08:30 PM (R/m4+)

Male version is Gock.

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2022 08:31 PM (V13WU)

200 I believe it originated in Australia.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Does that mean that it's also venomous?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 08:31 PM (ftFVW)

201 >>> 198
==
Based on Cortez's theatrics it's also their wet dream to be IN cuffs. They are a very complex lot.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 08:31 PM (ftFVW)

"Alexandria Occasional-Cortex"

Posted by: AoS Style Guide at July 26, 2022 08:32 PM (llON8)

202 From Breaking 911...

The U.S. Department of Justice has officially opened an investigation into former President Donald Trump and his actions regarding the 2020 election and the events of Jan. 6, reports say.

According to The Washington Post, DOJ prosecutors are probing "conversations with Trump, his lawyers, and others in his inner circle who sought to substitute Trump allies for certified electors from some states Joe Biden won."

"The prosecutors have asked hours of detailed questions about meetings Trump led in December 2020 and January 2021," the report says.

Earlier Tuesday, NBC published an interview with Attorney General Merrick Garland, in which he did not rule out bringing charges against Trump.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 08:32 PM (yikp0)

203 Floppy gunt=Jerry Nadler.

Posted by: Toni at July 26, 2022 08:32 PM (PgM6e)

204 And he's posted this since the morning. Vivaldi on an accordian

https://tinyurl.com/3fsj698r
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward

A high school music teacher told us that the only place for accordians is in pirates movies. He was wrong, of course. They're also good in '50s Paris sidewalk cafe movies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 26, 2022 08:33 PM (FVME7)

205 Are we really bashing George Lucas for plot holes?

Posted by: The Bottom of the Barrel

Why not, it's pretty much a free-fire zone.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2022 08:33 PM (StBu4)

206 134 Just how the hell did they get those imperial walkers down to the surface of the planet Hof?
Posted by: Diogenes


why did they even build the stupid things?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 08:11 PM (n4tWj)


Lucas wanted an alien-looking military ground vehicle. What could be more alien-looking than a military ground vehicle that is different than anything ever seen on Earth (because the concept is impractical)?

Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2022 08:33 PM (AMIL/)

207 Space Gray or Silver ?

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2022 08:33 PM (V13WU)

208 If Trump gets arrested, his poll numbers will go through the roof.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 08:33 PM (PY/t0)

209 Gunt is a fully collapsed fupa.

Posted by: Kung Fupa at July 26, 2022 08:34 PM (sn5EN)

210

A federal judge has blocked Indiana's law that bans transgender girls from girls' school sports teams, which will allow a 10-year-old transgender girl to play on her school's all-girls softball team while litigation continues.

In the order on Tuesday, Judge Jane Magnus Stinson ruled the child, who is represented by the American Civil Liberties Union of Indiana, can play on the Indianapolis Public Schools girls' softball team.

Ken Falk, legal director at the ACLU of Indiana, shared the following statement with 13News:

"When misinformation about biology and gender is used to bar transgender girls from school sports, it amounts to the same form of sex discrimination that has long been prohibited under Title IX, a law that protects all students – including trans people – on the basis of sex.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2022 08:35 PM (63Dwl)

211 Lucas wanted an alien-looking military ground vehicle. What could be more alien-looking than a military ground vehicle that is different than anything ever seen on Earth (because the concept is impractical)?
Posted by: Gref

Which is why the Urban Assault Vehicle in 'Stripes' resembles a Toyota.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2022 08:35 PM (6WCwE)

212 How long have they been dragging the corpse of bringing charges against Trump. DO IT! Or is it the mastabatory thought and muh clicks all it is. DIAF already

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 26, 2022 08:36 PM (/6GbT)

213 Does that mean that it's also venomous?
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 08:31 PM (ftFVW)

I think it was a Gunt in the wild that killed Steve Irwin.

Poor bastard.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2022 08:37 PM (R/m4+)

214 How many Rubicons do they have to cross before we do something?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2022 08:37 PM (mR6Gs)

215 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July

Well at least Will Thomas wont be winning NCAA Female of the year as the Ivy League selected a fencer and actual woman from Columbia.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 08:38 PM (MGB5H)

216 They can't be bothered to investigate a metric shit ton of fraudulent votes in dozens of states. They can't be bothered to investigate why all voting was shut down in key states before it turned back on with a unnatural huge boost for Biden.

Can't be bothered to investigate how a water leak in a toilet stopped all counting in Georgia.

But yea, DOJ must investigate whether Trump thought the election was stolen and if he wanted to stop the worst destruction of our voting process ever.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 08:38 PM (PY/t0)

217 A high school music teacher told us that the only place for accordians is in pirates movies. He was wrong, of course. They're also good in '50s Paris sidewalk cafe movies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I'm right here you know!
-- Zombie Frankie Yankovic

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2022 08:38 PM (6WCwE)

218 How many Rubicons do they have to cross before we do something?


==

nothing will happen no matter what they do

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2022 08:38 PM (V13WU)

219 Trump in cuffs was always the point. It's the liberal wet dream and would splash every page one worldwide
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 08:29 PM (PY/t0)

Trump's security detail won't allow it.

I think.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2022 08:39 PM (mR6Gs)

220 It's corruption all the way down !

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2022 08:39 PM (V13WU)

221 Trump's security detail won't allow it.

I think.
Posted by: JoeF.

They wouldn't. The have been with him for years and are equivalent to The Unsullied.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2022 08:40 PM (6WCwE)

222 Is that little girl messing around with a shark?

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2022 08:40 PM (0OP+5)

223 How long have they been dragging the corpse of bringing charges against Trump. DO IT! Or is it the mastabatory thought and muh clicks all it is. DIAF already
Posted by: A dude in MI
_______________________

See, I think that might be the strategy. Drip, drip, drip until he's locked in with the nomination, then drop the bullshit charges and drag it out through the election.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2022 08:40 PM (es0Dj)

224 , just have an Imperial Star Destroyer open fire with all its batteries on the base.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Geeze, c'mon Anna. I know that you've noticed those guy's marksmanship. They'd be lucky to even hit the planet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2022 08:40 PM (8hy0r)

225 Well the computer animation has gotten better but the lack of facial expression tells you this is Looker territory.

https://youtu.be/NDFyVOQsjEY

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2022 08:40 PM (yn/SF)

226 >>> "When misinformation about biology and gender is used to bar transgender girls from school sports, it amounts to the same form of sex discrimination that has long been prohibited under Title IX, a law that protects all students – including trans people – on the basis of sex.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
-------------------

They've got a plan.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 26, 2022 08:40 PM (Wj/z9)

227 The have been with him for years and are equivalent to The Unsullied.
Posted by: Tonypete

They don't have any junk?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 08:41 PM (ftFVW)

228 Geeze, c'mon Anna. I know that you've noticed those guy's marksmanship. They'd be lucky to even hit the planet.

They've already shown how to hit a planet...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2022 08:41 PM (yn/SF)

229 The Foosball vid, I think that blue goalie has a shot at that ball, but it would need to be an equally impressive block.

Posted by: Axeman at July 26, 2022 08:42 PM (OaZlZ)

230 202 From Breaking 911...
The U.S. Department of Justice has officially opened an investigation into former President Donald Trump and his actions regarding the 2020 election and the events of Jan. 6, reports say.

According to The Washington Post, DOJ prosecutors are probing "conversations with Trump, his lawyers, and others in his inner circle who sought to substitute Trump allies for certified electors from some states Joe Biden won."

"The prosecutors have asked hours of detailed questions about meetings Trump led in December 2020 and January 2021," the report says.

Earlier Tuesday on NBC Garland did not rule out bringing charges against Trump.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 26, 2022 08:32 PM (yikp0)


That investigation will remain active until the End of Time. It gives the Dem-Media Complex the opportunity to fabricate uncountable "The walls are closing in on Trump!" stories from now to the 2024 election day. And beyond if Trump wins. Eventually Garland will appoint a Special Counsel to investigate Trump for treason, insurrection, incitement to riot, and everything else in the US Criminal Code. Ugh.

Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2022 08:43 PM (AMIL/)

231 Whoa whoa there, hold on now.

Surely, the fastidious concern over norms, and appearances, the made prosecuting obvious, known, egregious, and consequential crimes by Hillary and Co., and Biden and Obama in a murkier context (Jan. 5 meeting, 2021, WH interest in progress of absurd FBI persecution of Trump-related figures in Crossfire Hurricane, etc) unacceptable will also set a barrier against prosecution of Trump (for nothing at all).

Right? I mean, Third World countries prosecute former leaders, we don't do that sort of thing. I clearly recall whimpering sniffs to this effect a few years ago. This "lock her up" chant, so distasteful and un-American.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2022 08:43 PM (OTzUX)

232
"When misinformation about biology and gender is used to bar transgender girls from school sports, ...
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Lawyer talk/deflection. An assertion without providing an underlying fact. No presentation of factual 'misinformation'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2022 08:43 PM (8hy0r)

233 Trump will be indicted late Sept to early Oct

it was always the plan

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2022 08:43 PM (us2H3)

234 "Which is why the Urban Assault Vehicle in 'Stripes' resembles a Toyota.
Posted by: Tonypete"

Egad. It's a 76 GMC motorhome

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2022 08:44 PM (sn5EN)

235 Wrong, Exodus...even your lefty factcheck.org says you're wrong. Now go away.
https://tinyurl.com/5n7vtmck
Posted by: Toni at July 26, 2022 07:51 PM (PgM6e)



Shh. Xhe's rolling.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2022 08:45 PM (yQpMk)

236 The simultaneous climax of the left will be deafening.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 08:30 PM (MGB5H)

No "Trump shot and killed while resisting arrest..." would most likely result in the first ejaculations that 90% of WAPO reporters have ever had...it would result in a sploooge tsunami at the Times Building. It would take weeks of work by Tranny's in Hazmat suits to clean it out...

Posted by: Boswell at July 26, 2022 08:45 PM (+Cgut)

237 For the Star Wars fan who wins the MegaMillions:

https://www.rockislandauction.com/gun-auctions/ premier-firearms-auction-86

Delete space after auctions/ and scroll down.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 26, 2022 08:45 PM (nfrXX)

238 Trumps lawyers will have fun with discovery though.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 08:45 PM (PY/t0)

239 Oh, I see why youre flummoxed. Its a battery propelled 3 wheel cart that carries the bag. It does have a stool and an umbrella holder.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead


got it, so not a riding cart but a walking cart. that is easier to understand

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 08:46 PM (ZHZEW)

240 ..Are Pandas are good eating? Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2022 07:55 PM (R/m4+)

Panda Express is the fastest growing fast food chain, if that answers your question? Gullible customers there, Panda Express doesn't actually offer any real Panda on their menu.

They're Panda-ring to people. But, if they *did* offer real Panda, then the PETArds would erupt in Pandamoneum, and that would be Unbearable! Trouble would be Bruin in the business. Popular place with the gangbangers through, they come in, eats shoots and leaves.

Tip the veal and try your waitress!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2022 08:47 PM (tkOps)

241 the left not only think they can get some who is obviously guilty off in DC, like Sussman

they think they can convict people who are obviously innocent

and the current DC republicans will sit there and take it

or, if they think they can get away with it, help convict the innocent

but remember, don't forget to vote

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2022 08:47 PM (us2H3)

242 Right? I mean, Third World countries prosecute former leaders, we don't do that sort of thing. I clearly recall whimpering sniffs to this effect a few years ago. This "lock her up" chant, so distasteful and un-American.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2022 08:43 PM (OTzUX)
===

Will you accept, "that was then, and this is now"?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2022 08:48 PM (dzJhQ)

243 So Turning Point USA is going to do a class action suit against THE VIEW for calling people that attended NAZI's

Good

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 26, 2022 08:48 PM (dKiJG)

244 For the Star Wars fan who wins the MegaMillions:

https://www.rockislandauction.com/gun-auctions/ premier-firearms-auction-86

Delete space after auctions/ and scroll down.
Posted by: Oddbob

Oooooooo i will so be buying that!

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 08:48 PM (MGB5H)

245 238 Trumps lawyers will have fun with discovery though.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 08:45 PM (PY/t0)

Denied

Posted by: DC Judge at July 26, 2022 08:49 PM (us2H3)

246 So Turning Point USA is going to do a class action suit against THE VIEW for calling people that attended NAZI's

Good
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 26, 2022 08:48 PM (dKiJG)

Defamation per se?

Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2022 08:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

247 wanted an alien-looking military ground vehicle. What could be more alien-looking than a military ground vehicle that is different than anything ever seen on Earth (because the concept is impractical)?
Posted by: G


got it, but when everything flies and everybody, even a dirt poor water farmer orphan has a flying thingy, building a walking thingy that trips would be, unwise?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 08:50 PM (ZHZEW)

248 And yeah, I'm sure someone saw "Tranny's in Hazmat Suits" open for The Marshall Tucker Band at the Nashville Emporium in '79....

Posted by: Boswell at July 26, 2022 08:50 PM (+Cgut)

249 "sought to substitute Trump allies for certified electors from some states Joe Biden won"

WTF? Choice of electors is - take notes here, Beltway cretins - entirely the prerogative of states, who can choose them any way they like. States can, and have, send two slates of electors if they so choose.

What possible "criminal" violations could occur in attempting to influence state selection of electors? The reason for congressional certification is - again, pay attention, clueless Beltway types - so that there is one last check on the states' wide leeway in choosing electors. It's been a dead mechanism for some time, as Congress has simply rubber-stamped all presidential results. But that's just recent history, not the constitution, the design, the full history.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2022 08:50 PM (OTzUX)

250 Really glad the Disney Vibes video didn't have pedo buttseks. That's how I think of Disney now, alas.

Posted by: Splunge at July 26, 2022 08:50 PM (cm/80)

251 That investigation will remain active until the End of Time.

Sort of like the Coof.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 26, 2022 08:50 PM (Xrfse)

252 It's pangolin, Jim. Don't screw it or eat it.

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2022 08:51 PM (0OP+5)

253 Trumps lawyers will have fun with discovery though.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 08:45 PM (PY/t0)

Denied
Posted by: DC Judge

Also his defense cannot present claims that he is not guilty. He is only allowed to argue that his sentence should be lite.

Posted by: Another DC Judge at July 26, 2022 08:51 PM (ftFVW)

254 Platinum Fighter Sales has some choice airplanes for sale.

Better way to spend a bit of the $830 million Mega Millions

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2022 08:51 PM (yn/SF)

255 Panda Express doesn't actually offer any real Panda on their menu.
--------

*!*

Aha. A marketing opportunity. Veggie product, 'I Can't Believe Its Not Panda!'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2022 08:51 PM (4t6Xc)

256 So they heard Trump is about to announce and decided to pounce. Shocker.

I hope he sticks every meter of it up their asses.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 08:52 PM (dscaa)

257 Desantis is great, but voting Trump is the ultimate FY to so many horrible people that I cannot count them. So Ron can just wait his turn until next time. This is an FY that needs to land.

Posted by: Splunge at July 26, 2022 08:52 PM (cm/80)

258 After the change of venue motion to get it out of DC is inevitably denied, jury selection would still take months. Trumps lawyers would be challenging virtually every member of the panel for cause.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2022 08:53 PM (es0Dj)

259 So they heard Trump is about to announce and decided to pounce. Shocker.

Posted by: ...

Is the left appropriating pouncing now? That is so raciss.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 08:54 PM (ftFVW)

260 Also his defense cannot present claims that he is not guilty. He is only allowed to argue that his sentence should be lite.
Posted by: Another DC Judge at July 26, 2022 08:51 PM (ftFVW


Scary how likely this insanity is.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 08:54 PM (PY/t0)

261 Remember when it was illegal to investigate a candidate and influence an election? Worthy of a fake impeachment I believe.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 08:54 PM (dscaa)

262 in fairness, pandas, were a thing at the hq ten years ago

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 08:55 PM (ZHZEW)

263 Are Pandas smooth brained?

Might make for some tasty Kung Pao...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2022 08:55 PM (R/m4+)

264 Remember when it was illegal to investigate a candidate and influence an election? Worthy of a fake impeachment I believe.
Posted by: ...

Rules for thee, etc.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 08:56 PM (ftFVW)

265 In fairness, all of this going after Trump is actually part of getting at your kids.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 08:56 PM (PY/t0)

266 244 For the Star Wars fan who wins the MegaMillions:

https://www.rockislandauction.com/gun-auctions/ premier-firearms-auction-86

Delete space after auctions/ and scroll down.
Posted by: Oddbob

Oooooooo i will so be buying that!

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 08:48 PM (MGB5H)


Nowadays, with 3-D printers, you can make one of those relatively cheap. Start with a Mauser 96 clunker with a shot-out barrel, and a scope from Ebay or a pawn shop that looks close. The rest can be plastic or light metal 3-D printed parts. Some glue and then painting with wear and tear effects, and bingo, you're Han Solo for less than $2000, maybe down around $1000. Anna Puma could help us with the painting. Maybe. Possibly?

Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2022 08:58 PM (AMIL/)

267 In fairness, all of this going after Trump is actually part of getting at your kids.
Posted by: A


in fairness, just sit back and enjoy the ride, nothing in the news is news, getting angry is not going to change anything and they are just forcing everybody to choose sides.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 08:58 PM (ZHZEW)

268 >>According to The Washington Post, DOJ prosecutors are probing "conversations with Trump, his lawyers, and others in his inner circle who sought to substitute Trump allies for certified electors from some states Joe Biden won."

So, they're probing completely legal and constitutional actions? Has anyone at the Wapo actually graduated from a grade school civics class - like ever?

Come on! Merrick Garland could say he's "criminally" investigating the use of carrots in chili - unfortunately, that doesn't really mean that Jonah Goldberg is getting indicted.

Posted by: Boswell at July 26, 2022 09:00 PM (+Cgut)

269 I had Leutonian girlfriend who was very hairy-had warts, too. Which made it hard to shave her.

Posted by: Stan Ychyachki at July 26, 2022 09:01 PM (PIlQh)

270 So Turning Point USA is going to do a class action suit against THE VIEW for calling people that attended NAZI's

Good
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

The View's attorneys and the silver tongue of Whoopsie are trying to avoid that.

Turning Point USA@TPUSA
While they were forced by their legal department to correct two of these misrepresentations live on air, Whoopi continued to insist that TPUSA somehow welcomed "nazis" into our event "metaphorically."

-
Whoopsie is metaphorically a stupid, ugly, lying gunt. Also actually

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 26, 2022 09:01 PM (FVME7)

271 Trailer for Pearl the prequel to Ti West's horror X that came out earlier this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TezDKtU2xj8

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 09:02 PM (MGB5H)

272 sought to substitute Trump allies for certified electors from some states Joe Biden won."
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Setting up alternate electors isn't a crime. I'm sure it was done before several times in our history.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2022 09:02 PM (fs1hN)

273 Ranchers Are Selling Off Their Cattle in Unprecedented Numbers Due to the Drought, and That Has Enormous Implications for 2023

https://tinyurl.com/2s4m3zah

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 26, 2022 09:03 PM (seGBU)

274 Nowadays, with 3-D printers, you can make one of those relatively cheap.

Yeah, but it wouldn't be that one.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 26, 2022 09:03 PM (nfrXX)

275 In all fairness, all this *going after Trump* is an avid reminder to BUY AMMO, and use a good percentage of it to practice, and enhance one's skills.

Communities will have to come together as they did with the Bundy Ranch standoff though, to make it anything more than one Patriot being picked off at a time.

"Join or Die" was sage advice once, on a long-ago flag. Long may it wave!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2022 09:03 PM (tkOps)

276 In fairness, all of this going after Trump is actually part of getting at your kids.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 08:56 PM (PY/t0)
---
So the Lincoln Project is involved?

Posted by: Axeman at July 26, 2022 09:04 PM (OaZlZ)

277 SMH bringing the good news again!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 26, 2022 09:04 PM (YglAn)

278 somebody is auctioning off a 77 trans am with a 6.6 litre 185 hp engine

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 09:04 PM (ZHZEW)

279 What Jim said.

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2022 09:05 PM (0OP+5)

280 Anna Puma could help us with the painting. Maybe. Possibly?
Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2022 08:58 PM (AMIL/)

I was gonna say, I sure as shit am not talented enough to paint something like that. You want something painted one solid color and i can use a sprayer than I'm your guy. Anything else not so much.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 09:05 PM (MGB5H)

281 Trailer for Pearl the prequel to Ti West's horror X that came out earlier this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TezDKtU2xj8
Posted by: BruceWayne

What the actual fuck was that?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 09:06 PM (ftFVW)

282 SMH bringing the good news again!
Posted by: thathalfrican
___

Short term, it is.

Beef prices are going to drop like a rock.

Next year, however...

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 26, 2022 09:06 PM (seGBU)

283 somebody is auctioning off a 77 trans am with a 6.6 litre 185 hp engine

Yet another sad moment in American history brought to you by Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 26, 2022 09:07 PM (nfrXX)

284 Trans Am > Cis Am

Posted by: Axeman at July 26, 2022 09:07 PM (OaZlZ)

285
Gee, Wally, I thought you were dead, on account of your icky wife telling me so.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at July 26, 2022 09:07 PM (0gjfK)

286 But that's just recent history, not the constitution, the design, the full history.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2022 08:50 PM (OTzUX)

If trying to talk states into sending electors convenient to Trump was some sort of bizarre federal crime, they DOJ would have charged him on Jan 21st with it, trust me. And he'd be rotting in the DC Gulag right now...

But it's not, and everyone but Manbun Man from Brooklyn Heights knows it's not - but lefty radical street pamphlets like RawStory and Business Insider need to keep the faithful hopeful...so, why not say it.

Posted by: Boswell at July 26, 2022 09:07 PM (+Cgut)

287 According to The Washington Post, DOJ prosecutors are probing "conversations with Trump, his lawyers, and others in his inner circle who sought to substitute Trump allies for certified electors from some states Joe Biden won."
______________________

The evidentiary issues are going to be a nightmare and delay this forever. Privileges everywhere, and I'm sure Trump will seek appellate review before turning anything over. Too bad it'll be before the DC Circuit, and then trying to persuade the SC to hear it.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2022 09:07 PM (es0Dj)

288 As far as Platinum Warbirds is considered, I'd rather have a Loach than a Huey.

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2022 09:08 PM (0OP+5)

289 somebody is auctioning off a 77 trans am with a 6.6 litre 185 hp engine
Posted by: confederatefifth
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The Olds 403. An embarrassing example of late 70's smog control.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2022 09:08 PM (cBSFw)

290 Gee, Wally, I thought you were dead, on account of your icky wife telling me so.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at July 26, 2022 09:07 PM (0gjfK)


I totally heard that in Beaver's voice. Well done.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2022 09:08 PM (DgWEj)

291 in fairness, just sit back and enjoy the ride, nothing in the news is news, getting angry is not going to change anything and they are just forcing everybody to choose sides.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 08:58 PM (ZHZEW)

Sage advice.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 09:08 PM (dscaa)

292 When I win tonight, I'm building a ten car garage with living quarters above the garage.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 09:09 PM (PY/t0)

293 Sage advice.
Posted by: ...


Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 09:10 PM (ZHZEW)

294 But it's not, and everyone but Manbun Man from Brooklyn Heights knows it's not - but lefty radical street pamphlets like RawStory and Business Insider need to keep the faithful hopeful...so, why not say it.

Posted by: Boswell at July 26, 2022 09:07 PM (+Cgut)

It is and will always be about keeping Trump on the defensive. He is too powerful a force to be allowed to do what he does unfettered. Because he would destroy them.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 09:10 PM (dscaa)

295 The Olds 403. An embarrassing example of late 70's smog control.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2022 09:08 PM (cBSFw)


Easily fixed, thankfully. That's a big hunk of iron.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 09:10 PM (PY/t0)

296 What the actual fuck was that?
Posted by: She Hobbit

Hah. Did you see X? I loved it. It's about a bunch of kids that go off to make a porn in rural Texas in the 70s. And the old woman 'catches' them and then starts killing them all. That was Pearl. This is her origin.

X trailer: https://tinyurl.com/ycx7k3mu

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 09:11 PM (MGB5H)

297 The Olds 403. An embarrassing example of late 70's smog control.


indeed

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 09:11 PM (ZHZEW)

298 275 In all fairness, all this *going after Trump* is an avid reminder to BUY AMMO, and use a good percentage of it to practice, and enhance one's skills.

Communities will have to come together as they did with the Bundy Ranch standoff though, to make it anything more than one Patriot being picked off at a time.

"Join or Die" was sage advice once, on a long-ago flag. Long may it wave!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Jim said eloquently what was on my mind. Prosecuting a prior president over political disagreements is a pretty major step and hard to backtrack from.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 26, 2022 09:11 PM (v23vE)

299 Electric costs are high too, which means it's expensive to pump water for those cattle. The vlogs I watch have been talking about this for awhile.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 26, 2022 09:12 PM (5HBd1)

300 A barndominium next to my airstrip, and shop/storage for my equipment.

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2022 09:12 PM (0OP+5)

301 Yet another sad moment in American history brought to you by Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: Oddbob




Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 09:12 PM (ZHZEW)

302 this wont be any multi year investigtion like Hunter

they will move fast and indict Trump in a matter of a month or 2

They always had this in their back pocket, in case everything went to shit, which it has

the repiblicans in the House could stop this dead in it's track next year

but they wont

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2022 09:13 PM (us2H3)

303 Easily fixed, thankfully. That's a big hunk of iron.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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I have one on an engine stand in the basement. Pulled just over 403 h.p. on the dyno. Now, if I could just get it plugged into the '78 Calais that's down there...waiting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2022 09:13 PM (aiTDG)

304 300 A barndominium next to my airstrip, and shop/storage for my equipment.
Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2022 09:12 PM (0OP+5)


Yes. This.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 09:13 PM (PY/t0)

305 > somebody is auctioning off a 77 trans am with a 6.6 litre 185 hp engine
____________

Is that the one with 14 original miles?

Posted by: Peter North at July 26, 2022 09:13 PM (BFigT)

306 Short term, it is.

Beef prices are going to drop like a rock.

Next year, however...
Posted by: S


that is what happens in a drought, it is not desired, but it is not a big thing.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 09:14 PM (ZHZEW)

307 Electric costs are high too, which means it's expensive to pump water for those cattle. The vlogs I watch have been talking about this for awhile.
Posted by: N


it is not the water it is the feed

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 09:15 PM (ZHZEW)

308 I have one on an engine stand in the basement. Pulled just over 403 h.p. on the dyno. Now, if I could just get it plugged into the '78 Calais that's down there...waiting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2022 09:13 PM (aiTDG)

NA?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 09:15 PM (PY/t0)

309 Two vlogs with letters from farmers.

Her Homestead Skills (Canada)
https://youtu.be/P2FGMg88YsU

Patera- Appalachia's Homestead
https://youtu.be/HN9V1CKDuLw

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 26, 2022 09:15 PM (5HBd1)

310 that the one with 14 original miles?
Posted by: Peter North


the very same

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 09:15 PM (ZHZEW)

311
I guaranteefuckingtee they'll change the name of monkeypox to something else, AND will label anyone who still uses "monkeypox" a "bigot" and a "homophone" and a "racist."

Just. Like. Wuhan. Virus.

This is they control You. By fuckingwithyou.
By constantly making fake "rules" and then constantly changing those fake "rules."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at July 26, 2022 09:16 PM (0gjfK)

312 No, it's the cost of pumping water too. One mentioned I think $25,000 to do just that. I think it's in one of the letters I just posted.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 26, 2022 09:17 PM (5HBd1)

313
Because monkeyfuckingpox will be associated with fags and fake pandemics and (true) conspiracies, they'll change the name to something more "scientific" (like "covid-19") and demand "monkeypox" never be uttered again. Big Tech will "enforce" this new fake "rule," of course.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at July 26, 2022 09:18 PM (0gjfK)

314 No, it's the cost of pumping water too. One mentioned I think $25,000 to do just that. I think it's in one of the letters I just posted.
Posted by: No


that is going to be a geographic thing, bunches of wells are artesian and do not have that worry

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 09:18 PM (ZHZEW)

315
NA?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
---------

Uh, too cryptic for me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2022 09:19 PM (kst+v)

316 X trailer: https://tinyurl.com/ycx7k3mu
Posted by: BruceWayne

Oh yeah, that explains it perfectly. (slowly backs away)

Honestly, though, watching both previews together was funny considering the actress and line repeat. I don't usually go for psycho murderer horror (Elm Street not withstanding due to Freddie's supernatural nature), but if those movies continue the sense of humor of the previews, they could be interesting.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 09:20 PM (ftFVW)

317 Off pron sock...

I saw that one listed. Anemic HP for the displacement. But collectible. Drove a 4-speed version back around 1980.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2022 09:20 PM (BFigT)

318 Naturally aspirated.

Sorry.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 09:20 PM (PY/t0)

319
RNC Research
@RNCResearch
"I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit."

Not only did she have to read that from her binder, but she had to look at her suit to remember the color.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2022 09:20 PM (eC4Tv)

320 Yes, it will depend on the location but it is definitely one of the things driving this sell off. And yes, I've seen this happen before, where there was a big sell off and it took years for prices to recover.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 26, 2022 09:20 PM (5HBd1)

321
btw, by the end of the week, everyone on twitter will be a fake "expert" on monkeyfuckingpox

Next week, they'll be "experts" on Recessions.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at July 26, 2022 09:20 PM (0gjfK)

322 Don't worry. We are not in a recession. FJB has given us the strongest economy in American history.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2022 09:22 PM (eC4Tv)

323 Honestly, though, watching both previews together was funny considering the actress and line repeat. I don't usually go for psycho murderer horror (Elm Street not withstanding due to Freddie's supernatural nature), but if those movies continue the sense of humor of the previews, they could be interesting.
Posted by: She Hobbit

There is a good amount of humor in X.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 09:22 PM (MGB5H)

324
btw, the Madison Cornbread texts tell me she's been a Confederate, all along.

Her texts were total traps to elicit damning responses. It's obvious, no?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at July 26, 2022 09:22 PM (0gjfK)

325 I didn't buy a lottery ticket so I won't be able to plan how tospend it

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2022 09:23 PM (gbzeC)

326 "Eco Sister". would not hit, remember rule #1.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2022 09:23 PM (wpTFm)

327 I am naturally aspirated.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2022 09:23 PM (eC4Tv)

328 I am Legion. I mean expert. I mean legion of experts. Or was it League of Extraordinary Experts?

STFU

Posted by: Twatters at July 26, 2022 09:24 PM (ftFVW)

329 Under the FJB economy, you can't afford lottery tickets. He is saving you the hassle of figuring out where to spend your winnings.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2022 09:25 PM (eC4Tv)

330
Hi, everyone! Longtime lurker and Christian, here.

Boy, I hate that biden even more than you do.
He's ruining everything. Somebody Has to Do something, if you know what I mean!

We should all gather somewhere and make a stand. Anyone have any ideas? I'm all ears!

Posted by: Totally Not A DOJ Cocksucker at July 26, 2022 09:25 PM (0gjfK)

331 Yes, it will depend on the location but it is definitely one of the things driving this sell off. And yes, I've seen this happen before, where there was a big sell off and it took years for prices to recover.
Posted by: N


in fairness, that is the thing, it has happened before, and is going to happen again.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 09:25 PM (0pwsk)

332 329 Under the FJB economy, you can't afford lottery tickets. He is saving you the hassle of figuring out where to spend your winnings.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2022 09:25 PM (eC4Tv)

praise be to biden

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2022 09:26 PM (gbzeC)

333 327 I am naturally aspirated.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2022 09:23 PM (eC4Tv


https://whipplesuperchargers.com/


Let me know when you get it installed!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 09:26 PM (PY/t0)

334 The quest for beaver is strong: Tony Dow is apparently still alive, according to hiswiife.

Posted by: 496 at July 26, 2022 09:26 PM (U1eOr)

335 Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at July 26, 2022 07:44 PM (QX5jg)

You oughta see what we have on tap for you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2022 09:27 PM (wpTFm)

336 We should all gather somewhere and make a stand. Anyone have any ideas? I'm all ears!

Posted by: Totally Not

We should all gather on the mall on Jan 6 with our Nazi flags and assault rifles.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2022 09:27 PM (eC4Tv)

337 Naturally aspirated.

Sorry.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
------

Yup. Quadrajet...and was actually running lean on the primaries.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2022 09:27 PM (4E7Sa)

338 We should all gather somewhere and make a stand. Anyone have any ideas? I'm all ears!

Posted by: Totally Not

We should all gather on the mall on Jan 6 with our Nazi flags and assault rifles.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

What about our YEE-HAW guns?

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 09:28 PM (MGB5H)

339 farming is hard, there are bunches of smart farmers, indeed they might be smarter than your average guy, but there are some stupid farmers that do stupid things and get overextended.

our farm has been in the family for some time and a bunch of it was bought from guys that overextended.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 09:29 PM (0pwsk)

340

Blessed Are The Cheesemakers!

Posted by: Lactose Tolerant, Sr. at July 26, 2022 09:29 PM (7DYli)

341 Yup. Quadrajet...and was actually running lean on the primaries.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2022 09:27 PM (4E7Sa)


New cams? Lifters? Pistons?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 09:29 PM (PY/t0)

342 We should all gather on the mall on Jan 6 with our Nazi flags and assault rifles.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Wearing khakis and raybans

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2022 09:29 PM (gbzeC)

343 On Tuesday afternoon, Tony Dow’s wife told TMZ that she “believed her husband was dead” and told his management team who announced his passing on his official Facebook account. The wife, Lauren, said as of Tuesday afternoon, he is “still alive and breathing while in hospice care” and she’s “distraught” over the error. The Facebook post has since been taken down.

Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2022 09:29 PM (X5CsJ)

344 ...they did not have anything for white guys.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:54 PM (n4tWj)

Well, you are already rolling in White Privilege. What more do you need?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2022 09:29 PM (wpTFm)

345 A high school music teacher told us that the only place for accordians is in pirates movies. He was wrong, of course. They're also good in '50s Paris sidewalk cafe movies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 26, 2022 08:33 PM (FVME7)

Pirates don't have accordions, they have hurdy-gurdys.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 26, 2022 09:30 PM (eoQWY)

346 I didn't buy a lottery ticket so I won't be able to plan how tospend it
Posted by: vmom
--------

We can split the winnings for the ticket I didn't buy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2022 09:30 PM (4E7Sa)

347
We should all gather somewhere and make a stand. Anyone have any ideas? I'm all ears!

Posted by: Totally Not

Forsooth what a stellar idea!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2022 09:30 PM (StBu4)

348 Don't forget your Hawaiian shirts.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2022 09:30 PM (eC4Tv)

349 Guess who's bizzack

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 26, 2022 09:30 PM (YglAn)

350 Wearing khakis and raybans
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

And tiki torches! Can we have tiki torches, please, can we?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 09:31 PM (ftFVW)

351 Tony Dow’s wife told TMZ that she “believed her husband was dead” and told his management team . . .
Posted by: SMOD

What in the actual hell?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2022 09:31 PM (6WCwE)

352 349 Guess who's bizzack
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 26, 2022 09:30 PM (YglAn)


Shady?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 09:31 PM (PY/t0)

353 we already picked out a nice spot in Corsicana.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2022 09:31 PM (r46W7)

354
New cams? Lifters? Pistons?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
------

New *everything*. A thoughtful build.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2022 09:32 PM (4E7Sa)

355 Wonder how much Greece costs?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 09:32 PM (PY/t0)

356 BabylonBee: Joe Biden Signs 'Don't Say Recession' Bill

Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2022 09:32 PM (X5CsJ)

357 354
New cams? Lifters? Pistons?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
------

New *everything*. A thoughtful build.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2022 09:32 PM (4E7Sa


*borat voice*

Very nice!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 09:33 PM (PY/t0)

358 351 Tony Dow’s wife told TMZ that she “believed her husband was dead” and told his management team . . .
Posted by: SMOD

What in the actual hell?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2022 09:31 PM (6WCwE)

And then she said "Oh get on the cart you big baby, you're not foolin' anybody, you know!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2022 09:33 PM (r46W7)

359 hey did not have anything for white guys.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 07:54 PM (n4tWj)

Well, you are already rolling in White Privilege. What more do you need?
Posted by: Alber


that was my thought so I just decided not to buy the stuff and get out of the way of the fat black guy, the chubby asian girl, the fat black girl, the ripped black midget.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 09:33 PM (S9sTS)

360 Wonder how much Greece costs?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

The same as in town?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 09:33 PM (ftFVW)

361 It will be Kamala-Bootygig for 2024. It is written in the stars.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 09:33 PM (dscaa)

362 Nap time...then dinner of cold gruel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2022 09:34 PM (4E7Sa)

363 Wonder how much Greece costs?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

6.99$ On blu ray

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 09:34 PM (MGB5H)

364 And they will be running as the incumbent ticket.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 09:34 PM (dscaa)

365 355 Wonder how much Greece costs?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 09:32 PM (PY/t0)

I think it depends on how much a Grecian urns.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2022 09:34 PM (r46W7)

366 Wonder how much Greece costs?
Posted by: AlaBAMA


it is not the purchase price that is hard it is the upkeep that is a bitch, and the assumd debt.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 09:35 PM (S9sTS)

367 Drowning my sorrows in sour cream

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2022 09:35 PM (gbzeC)

368 sought to substitute Trump allies for certified electors from some states Joe Biden won."
----------
Setting up alternate electors isn't a crime. I'm sure it was done before several times in our history.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2022 09:02 PM (fs1hN)

At least one time during reconstruction when a big chunk of Southern states sent alternate electors claiming the elections were bunk. They might have been, or the southern ones might have been cheating, but since the GOP needed all of them to win the election, they traded pulling out the troops for getting 4 more years as president. After that the Southern states Jim Crowed blacks into second class status.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 26, 2022 09:36 PM (eoQWY)

369 1. cool

2. stupid

why not just drive over to your ball, get out, hit the ball, get back in the cart?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 08:12 PM (n4tWj)

Why not have a remotely controlled robot to swing the clubs, and play the round, while you sit in the 19th Hole and get pleasantly pissed?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2022 09:36 PM (wpTFm)

370 ap time...then dinner of cold gruel.






gruelspatcho

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 09:36 PM (S9sTS)

371 It will be Kamala-Bootygig for 2024. It is written in the stars.
Posted by: ...

However would they decide who gets to suck which dick?

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 09:36 PM (MGB5H)

372 Maybe I can buy the island of Lesbos.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 09:37 PM (PY/t0)

373 Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 09:31 PM (PY/t0)

Nah that was from Scarface, but the correct answer is, me.

duh

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 26, 2022 09:37 PM (YglAn)

374 ..Don't forget your Hawaiian shirts. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2022 09:30 PM (eC4Tv)

I've got a closet full of 'em. 100% cotton, comfy & cool. Mostly, RJC brand, made in Hawaii.

You see, here in Galveston, Aloha shirts are Tactical!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2022 09:38 PM (tkOps)

375 Why not have a remotely controlled robot to swing the clubs, and play the round, while you sit in the 19th Hole and get pleasantly pissed?
Posted by: Alber


save you some time, I eventually found out that it is a three wheel cart, not a riding cart, that just follows him because he has had som injuries and is unabl to do the cart bit but does the walking bit.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 09:38 PM (S9sTS)

376 btw, by the end of the week, everyone on twitter will be a fake "expert" on monkeyfuckingpox

Next week, they'll be "experts" on Recessions.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at July 26, 2022 09:20 PM (0gjfK)


My mom just came in here and said she's protected because she saw a doctor on TV who said if you've had the smallpox vaccine you can't get monkeypox. I told her she won't get it because she's not a fag.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2022 09:38 PM (DgWEj)

377 I literally can't believe I'm arguing the merits of owning your own home as opposed to renting.

Text thread with a friend who is convinced that owning your own home isn't a good investment. Fucking flabbergasted.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 26, 2022 09:38 PM (YglAn)

378 Maybe I can buy the island of Lesbos.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Too much flannel, not recommended.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 09:38 PM (ftFVW)

379 371 It will be Kamala-Bootygig for 2024. It is written in the stars.
Posted by: ...

The Bugger & Blow ticket

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2022 09:38 PM (gbzeC)

380 Maybe I can buy the island of Lesbos.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


sure, but why would you?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 09:39 PM (S9sTS)

381 then dinner of cold gruel

And you will like it and be grateful. We giveth and we taketh away.

Posted by: Your Betters at July 26, 2022 09:39 PM (Xrfse)

382 My mom just came in here and said she's protected because she saw a doctor on TV who said if you've had the smallpox vaccine you can't get monkeypox. I told her she won't get it because she's not a fag.
Posted by: J


and

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 09:40 PM (S9sTS)

383 Panda meat looks like it would be greasy, but I bet it would make a tasty jerky.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 26, 2022 09:40 PM (0ocXn)

384 Too much flannel, not recommended.
Posted by: She Hobbit

And wallet chains, oh dear lord the wallet chains.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 09:40 PM (MGB5H)

385 It does have a stool and an umbrella holder.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 26, 2022 08:28 PM (ikkIg)

You know who else has stool, and an umbrella holder?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2022 09:40 PM (wpTFm)

386 sure, but why would you?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 09:39 PM (S9sTS)

I need an island lair. For the laser sharks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 09:40 PM (PY/t0)

387 I told her she won't get it because she's not a fag.
Posted by: Jordan61

For the win!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2022 09:41 PM (StBu4)

388 And you will like it and be grateful. We giveth and we taketh away.
Posted by: Your Betters

Please, may I have some more bugs?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 09:41 PM (ftFVW)

389 I need an island lair. For the laser sharks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


yeah but why not get an island with women that want to have sex with men?

you're a guy, right?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 09:41 PM (S9sTS)

390 Even as Oak Fire inched closer to the town of Mariposa, destroying 55 homes and other structures, some residents weren't appreciative of militia support.

"The last thing I'm going to do is take a free tri-tip sandwich from a right-wing extremist group," said one resident, who asked not to be named because she feared provoking "armed and dangerous" people.

-This is terrible, neighbor. Here is some food and shelter.

OMG get away from me! You are politicizing a disaster!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2022 09:42 PM (eC4Tv)

391 I can get rid of the lesbos.

I'll just ban flannel, hair coloring and tattoo parlors.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 09:42 PM (PY/t0)

392 Panda meat looks like it would be greasy, but I bet it would make a tasty jerky.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

I bet it tastes like bamboo shoots, yuck. What the hell was wrong with my parents?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 09:42 PM (ftFVW)

393 Please, may I have some more bugs?

Frankly, the audacity of such ingratitude is beyond the pale. Denied.

Posted by: Your Betters at July 26, 2022 09:42 PM (Xrfse)

394 yeah but why not get an island with women that want to have sex with men?

you're a guy, right?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 09:41 PM (S9sTS


I'll have them flown in with the beer and steaks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 09:43 PM (PY/t0)

395 Ben Foster and Michael Caine in "Medieval":

https://youtu.be/17I2xFzoMvE

"The story of Czech national hero and one of the country's most renowned military leaders of all time Jan Zizka."

Posted by: Joe-bi Wan Kenobi at July 26, 2022 09:43 PM (Lqf5w)

396 Wonder how much Greece costs?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 09:32 PM (PY/t0)

I think it depends on how much a Grecian urns.
Posted by: Tom Servo
__________________

And add what is ode to a Grecian urns.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 26, 2022 09:43 PM (es0Dj)

397 "The last thing I'm going to do is take a free tri-tip sandwich from a right-wing extremist group,"

Anyone who offers me a free tri-tip sandwich will not get the chance to renege on the offer...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2022 09:43 PM (StBu4)

398 "The last thing I'm going to do is take a free tri-tip sandwich from a right-wing extremist group," said one resident, who asked not to be named because she feared provoking "armed and dangerous" people.

Have fun! See ya later! Stoopid scrunt.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 26, 2022 09:45 PM (Xrfse)

399 Anyone who offers me a free tri-tip sandwich will not get the chance to renege on the offer...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Can they keep their fingers?

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 09:45 PM (MGB5H)

400 Posted by: Jordan61 at July 26, 2022 09:38 PM (DgWEj)

LOFNL

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 09:45 PM (dscaa)

401 281 Trailer for Pearl the prequel to Ti West's horror X that came out earlier this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TezDKtU2xj8
Posted by: BruceWayne

What the actual fuck was that?
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 26, 2022 09:06 PM (ftFVW)

Okay somebody has gotta tell MPPP - (or is it Wolfus?) In that trailer, the film she goes in to town to see is Cleopatra with Theda Bara.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2022 09:46 PM (r46W7)

402 You know who else has stool, and an umbrella holder?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2022 09:40 PM (wpTFm)

Don Lemon?

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2022 09:46 PM (dscaa)

403 You know who else has stool, and an umbrella holder?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2022 09:40 PM


BabethePigBoi?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2022 09:47 PM (a3Q+t)

404 Caption for opening pic: And then she ate the photographer.

No! No! Just no! They ar NOT cuddly. Do NOT approach the cute bear.

Posted by: Heresolong at July 26, 2022 09:47 PM (/tYLr)

405
Can they keep their fingers?
Posted by: BruceWayne

If they are quick about it.
Although I think I'll just make my own so I don't have to go see those foothills after the scorching.
Grew up going to Yosemite NP or Sequoia NP for summer vacations every year.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2022 09:49 PM (StBu4)

406
Tony Danza is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2022 09:50 PM (0gjfK)

407 406
Tony Danza is mort?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2022 09:50 PM (0gjfK)


Elton John hardest hit?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 09:50 PM (PY/t0)

408 As far as Platinum Warbirds is considered, I'd rather have a Loach than a Huey.
Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2022 09:08 PM


Cobra.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2022 09:51 PM (a3Q+t)

409 Ben Foster and Michael Caine in "Medieval":

https://youtu.be/17I2xFzoMvE

"The story of Czech national hero and one of the country's most renowned military leaders of all time Jan Zizka."
Posted by: Joe-bi Wan Kenobi at July 26, 2022 09:43 PM (Lqf5w)

Ben Foster is an intense actor. Hell or High Water, 3:10 to Yuma, Lone Survivor. Hell, even that throwaway Bruce Willis movie Hostage.

And, Freaks and Geeks. Gotta find him. It's a hoot. Bottom line, he is one of them guys who will make any film better.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at July 26, 2022 09:53 PM (x8Wzq)

410 Tony Danza is mort?

Ward, you're confusing him with the Beaver.

Posted by: Obligatory Zombie June Cleaver at July 26, 2022 09:53 PM (Xrfse)

411 >>>The last thing I'm going to do is take a free tri-tip sandwich from a right-wing extremist group," said one resident

>Media propaganda. If this woman ever sampled my tri-tip she'd become just another one of my lady stalkers.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 26, 2022 09:54 PM (0ocXn)

412 The wife, Lauren, said as of Tuesday afternoon, he is “still alive and breathing while in hospice care” and she’s “distraught” over the error. The Facebook post has since been taken down.
Posted by: SMOD at July 26, 2022 09:29 PM (X5CsJ)

I get a sense that maybe she's just not all that involved anymore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2022 09:54 PM (2M6/9)

413 Heard that Britney Spears and Elton John are working on a remake of Hold me Closer Tony Danza.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2022 09:54 PM (r46W7)

414 Ben Foster is an intense actor. Hell or High Water, 3:10 to Yuma, Lone Survivor. Hell, even that throwaway Bruce Willis movie Hostage.

And, Freaks and Geeks. Gotta find him. It's a hoot. Bottom line, he is one of them guys who will make any film better.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at July 26, 2022 09:53 PM (x8Wzq)

He was absolutely soul crushing in The Survivor.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 09:55 PM (MGB5H)

415 It's not funny. The Beaver is very distraught.

Posted by: Obligatory Zombie June Cleaver at July 26, 2022 09:56 PM (Xrfse)

416 413 Heard that Britney Spears and Elton John are working on a remake of Hold me Closer Tony Danza.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2022 09:54 PM (r46W7

Hit me Tony, one more time?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 09:56 PM (PY/t0)

417 I'd love a good tri-tip sandwich about now. Kentucky doesn't "do" tri-tips that much.

Pity

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2022 09:56 PM (BFigT)

418 save you some time, I eventually found out that it is a three wheel cart, not a riding cart, that just follows him because he has had som injuries and is unabl to do the cart bit but does the walking bit.


Posted by: confederatefifth at July 26, 2022 09:38 PM (S9sTS)

Well, I like my idea better.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2022 09:57 PM (2M6/9)

419 180. Excellent. Asked & answered.

Posted by: Lola at July 26, 2022 09:57 PM (NIYa7)

420 377 I literally can't believe I'm arguing the merits of owning your own home as opposed to renting.

Text thread with a friend who is convinced that owning your own home isn't a good investment. Fucking flabbergasted.

Posted by: thathalfrican
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Buying a home is not always a wise investment. To see if a market is overvalued, check the going rental rate versus the projected house payment, insurance, etc. If the rental rate is above the projected payment--buy unless you are planning to move in short order (transaction costs for less than two years occupancy can suck up any gains), if the rental rate is below the projected house payment--the market is overvalued and likely to correct.

The value of tax shield on a house has declined in a lot of the country because the increase in the std. deductions during the Trump years increased which meant that in many areas of the country, you are better off taking the std. than itemizing (which is where the mortgage interest rate deduction is found).

Posted by: whig at July 26, 2022 09:57 PM (CXr4y)

421 Ben Foster is nucking futs.

He's so over the top he's awesome.

Watch him in Alpha Dog. I think he really took a crap on the floor.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2022 09:58 PM (PY/t0)

422 Nood

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 26, 2022 09:59 PM (MGB5H)

423 I literally can't believe I'm arguing the merits of owning your own home as opposed to renting.

Text thread with a friend who is convinced that owning your own home isn't a good investment. Fucking flabbergasted.

Posted by: thathalfrican
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We live in IL.

We will never buy a house here.

If we rent until we die, oh well.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 26, 2022 09:59 PM (seGBU)

424 408 As far as Platinum Warbirds is considered, I'd rather have a Loach than a Huey.
Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2022 09:08 PM

Had a lot of fun in a Loach. Couple of times.

Posted by: Javems at July 26, 2022 10:00 PM (AmoqO)

425 >>>'d love a good tri-tip sandwich about now. Kentucky doesn't "do" tri-tips that much.

Tri-tips are delicious but require a bit more supervision on a grill. This roast is perfect for the sous vide method if you want to be lazy. Incredible.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 26, 2022 10:02 PM (0ocXn)

426 Baby hippo has Shrek ears.

Posted by: Nosmo King at July 26, 2022 10:04 PM (kXYt5)

427 Or Shrek has baby hippo ears.

Could go either way,

Posted by: Nosmo King at July 26, 2022 10:05 PM (kXYt5)

428 Setting up alternate electors isn't a crime. I'm sure it was done before several times in our history.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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There is no alternate electors--it is DNC bunk. Each party before the election puts forward a slate of electors--which under STATE laws every state normally grants that to the winner of the state--Nebraska and Maine allocate some of their electoral votes to who won specific congressional districts. BUT, under the US Constitution which Congress itself cannot change, state legislatures are ultimately charged with sending their chosen slates to Congress and retain plenary (that is absolute) power to substitute whatever slate of electors that they wish to Congress and Congress, other state officials, the federal courts, the voters in a state, and the President have nothing to say or do about it.

Congress, in turn, counts the votes and can entertain challenges to those electoral votes under certain conditions including fraud which was what the 1876 election involved with alleged voting fraud by both parties in the state of Florida.

Posted by: whig at July 26, 2022 10:05 PM (CXr4y)

429 I guess that's a sloth, at the top? Just from the hands and nails.

Posted by: m at July 27, 2022 02:55 AM (GkGYg)

430 100 Oh jeez, that image of the bear squeezing the life out of the otter is horrible.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 26, 2022 07:59 PM (eJ/So)

hmm

Posted by: m at July 27, 2022 02:58 AM (GkGYg)

431 155 Otters? This thread isn't exactly populated by zoology majors... Two salmon eating Grizzlies identified as Otters and a female Chimpanzee identified as a male. But hey you do you baby !
Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at July 26, 2022 08:20 PM (CJAql)

Thank you.

Posted by: m at July 27, 2022 03:06 AM (GkGYg)

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