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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Hieronymus Bosch
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2022 09:30 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Scott_T at July 25, 2022 09:31 AM (2waQ7)
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2022 09:31 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2022 09:31 AM (p+1gI)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Tuna at July 25, 2022 09:31 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2022 09:31 AM (sRUs0)
Posted by: JT at July 25, 2022 09:32 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 25, 2022 09:32 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Musical Moron at July 25, 2022 09:32 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2022 09:31 AM (p+1gI)
Maybe it's the director's cut.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2022 09:32 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: JT at July 25, 2022 09:33 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 09:33 AM (b2nrj)
One of the strangest funerals I went to was then best friends wifey. Cancer at 37. They were 7th day. So preacher talks about how she is in ground until Jesus comes back.
Very sad! to this day!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2022 09:33 AM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2022 09:31 AM (p+1gI)
5 Seen this one before?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)
That's my impression as well but I'm not sure.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 09:33 AM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2022 09:33 AM (sRUs0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 09:33 AM (23i+m)
Posted by: JT at July 25, 2022 09:34 AM (T4tVD)
No peepees but no boobies either.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 25, 2022 09:34 AM (U2p+3)
a scene from The Man in the High Castle?
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 25, 2022 09:34 AM (ENBF0)
But I've been to Oklahoma
Oh, they tell me I was born there
But I really don't remember
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2022 09:34 AM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Biden's Dog at July 25, 2022 09:34 AM (odVni)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2022 09:35 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 25, 2022 09:35 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 09:33 AM (23i+m)
They don't look like Boche to me.
Posted by: Tommy at July 25, 2022 09:35 AM (7bRMQ)
this looks a lot like the probable wormhole feature on Insty the other day.
Viola!
https://www.upi.com/Science_News/2022/07/22/jame
s-webb-space-telescope-wormhole-phantom-
galaxy/3771658508274/
(remove extra spaces)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2022 09:35 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Ziba at July 25, 2022 09:35 AM (4h9M3)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 09:35 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 25, 2022 09:36 AM (aaGzp)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 25, 2022 09:36 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2022 09:36 AM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 25, 2022 09:36 AM (WWh8n)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 09:37 AM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 25, 2022 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 09:37 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 25, 2022 09:35 AM (NpAcC)
Hiero=holy
nymous=name
So if we were to translate it, which English doesn't usually do, his name is Holy Name.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 09:37 AM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Kris at July 25, 2022 09:37 AM (VQp/A)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2022 09:37 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2022 09:37 AM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Skip's phone at July 25, 2022 09:37 AM (G8ScF)
Posted by: Mama Bosch at July 25, 2022 09:38 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 09:38 AM (23i+m)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2022 09:31 AM (p+1gI)
I don't think so. I posted a Bosch called "Ship of Fools," but that is the closest to this one I could find in the AoSHQ master files.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2022 09:38 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 09:38 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 25, 2022 09:38 AM (906pl)
No peepees but no boobies either.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 25, 2022 09:34 AM (U2p+3)
Transfigured bodies I suppose. Also the angel wings look like butterfly wings, which is pretty unusual.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 09:38 AM (b2nrj)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2022 09:38 AM (ZLI7S)
No peepees but no boobies either.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 25, 2022 09:34 AM (U2p+3)
No sex in heaven, don't need 'em?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2022 09:38 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2022 09:38 AM (ZLI7S)
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The world is a vampire.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 25, 2022 09:39 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 25, 2022 09:39 AM (Y5qcH)
No peepees but no boobies either.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 25, 2022 09:34 AM (U2p+3)
Jesus said their would be no marriage or giving of marriage.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2022 09:39 AM (ex2Cx)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. And I thought Hieronymus Bosch was a TV character?
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2022 09:39 AM (anj39)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 09:39 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 09:39 AM (23i+m)
No peepees but no boobies either.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 25, 2022 09:34 AM (U2p+3)
Recall that Bosch was extremely devout. Although there are other (I think more reasonable) ways to interpret Galations 3:28, a strict literalist can look at Paul's statement that in Christ, there is neither male nor female, and come to the conclusion that Bosch did.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2022 09:40 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2022 09:40 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 09:40 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Oh, never mind then, I'm staying here. Go ahead and close the portal.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 09:40 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: JT at July 25, 2022 09:34 AM (T4tVD)
Actually, his name was Onymus.
He strayed a lot as a child and his parents were all calling, "Here, Onymus!"
And now you know the rest of the story...
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2022 09:40 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 09:40 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2022 09:40 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 09:40 AM (kf6Ak)
No peepees but no boobies either.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 25, 2022 09:34 AM (U2p+3)
I don't know why Bosch painted them that way, as Scripture tells us there will be men and women in heaven.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2022 09:40 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 09:41 AM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2022 09:41 AM (anj39)
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2022 09:40 AM (VJsqe)
We are the tallest painters!
Posted by: Dutch Masters at July 25, 2022 09:41 AM (7bRMQ)
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That's Why We Wear Them Here - a limerick
The pure and selected were chose
And up through the skies they all rose
Remember how you hear
That in heaven there's no beer?
Well, it turns out there are no clothes!!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 09:41 AM (kXYt5)
this looks a lot like the probable wormhole feature on Insty the other day.
Viola!
. . .
(remove extra spaces)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2022 09:35 AM (5NkmN)
Ah, yes, "Adoration of the Space Probe Image." How precient these artists were!
Posted by: Isophorone at July 25, 2022 09:41 AM (ird0x)
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2022 09:42 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2022 09:40 AM (AW0uW)
I hear that!
Posted by: Dr Mrs Grand 5 Star General Rachal Levine at July 25, 2022 09:42 AM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 09:42 AM (/EuRN)
No peepees but no boobies either.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 25, 2022 09:34 AM (U2p+3)
They all have weird noses. Wassup with that?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2022 09:42 AM (anj39)
Wait, what?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2022 09:40 AM (ZLI7S)
Finite number of people means no (new) babies means no sex.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 09:42 AM (b2nrj)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 25, 2022 09:42 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 25, 2022 09:42 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 09:43 AM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: JT at July 25, 2022 09:43 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 09:43 AM (23i+m)
This comment was art related so I hope it's compliant.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at July 25, 2022 09:43 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 25, 2022 09:42 AM (NpAcC)
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That just sounds like something that would open a portal to Hell...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 09:43 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 25, 2022 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 25, 2022 09:43 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 09:39 AM (23i+m)
It is. His real last name was van Aken. "Bosch" was a shortened for of his hometown, Hertogenbosch.
Posted by: Kris at July 25, 2022 09:43 AM (VQp/A)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 09:39 AM (23i+m)
Jerome is Greek. Hieronymous is Latin. But yeah, same meaning.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 09:43 AM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 25, 2022 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Roy at July 25, 2022 09:44 AM (GzQr3)
This is unsettling news. I might have to reconsider my final destination.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2022 09:44 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2022 09:44 AM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at July 25, 2022 09:44 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 09:44 AM (b2nrj)
Hedgehog - a limerick
A painter named Vivienne Goosh
Was known for not grooming her tush
It's a tangle of funk
Full of birds, nuns and monks
Beware of her ominous bush
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 09:44 AM (kXYt5)
This is unsettling news. I might have to reconsider my final destination.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2022 09:44 AM (ZLI7S)
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*nods sagaciously*
-the barbed cock of Satan
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 25, 2022 09:44 AM (LvTSG)
Walk Float toward the light!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 25, 2022 09:36 AM (WWh8n)
A "Bit" weird? Look up "The Garden of Earthly Delights" or "The Last Judgment", and you realize that no artist anywhere came close to what he drew until people started doing LSD in the 60's.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2022 09:44 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 25, 2022 09:45 AM (U2p+3)
This is unsettling news. I might have to reconsider my final destination.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2022 09:44 AM (ZLI7S)
Also finite. Also no sex.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 09:45 AM (b2nrj)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 25, 2022 09:45 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 25, 2022 09:45 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at July 25, 2022 09:45 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2022 09:45 AM (4p7Em)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at July 25, 2022 09:45 AM (0V/8D)
Posted by: Biergood at July 25, 2022 09:45 AM (FQWHA)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 25, 2022 09:46 AM (906pl)
This is unsettling news. I might have to reconsider my final destination.
Posted by: JackStraw
In the other destination you're the sexee !
Posted by: JT at July 25, 2022 09:46 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2022 09:46 AM (WFiT6)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 25, 2022 09:46 AM (NpAcC)
"Behold! My spirit left my body and rose heavenward. Cherubim and seraphim directed my path upward, to the Great Toilet-Paper Tube in the Sky!"
Posted by: red speck at July 25, 2022 09:46 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2022 09:44 AM (ZLI7S)
I heard the only women there are ex wives.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2022 09:46 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 25, 2022 09:47 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 09:47 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 25, 2022 09:42 AM (NpAcC)
They make a very good dishwasher, if you don't mind that-
the cleaning mechanism is a giant bird's ass with sixteen human feet.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2022 09:47 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2022 09:48 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 09:48 AM (kXYt5)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2022 09:48 AM (ex2Cx)
I hope he forgives me and lets me in anyway.
Posted by: Archer at July 25, 2022 09:48 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2022 09:48 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: LASue at July 25, 2022 09:49 AM (yTvCJ)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 25, 2022 09:49 AM (CAJOC)
the cleaning mechanism is a giant bird's ass with sixteen human feet.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2022 09:47 AM (5NkmN)
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Good thing I bought a Frigidaire, then.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 25, 2022 09:49 AM (aaGzp)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2022 09:49 AM (r46W7)
Sex is over-rated.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2022 09:48 AM (AW0uW)
Then you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 25, 2022 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)
His paintings at times quite dichotomous
Evil and good
He warned us we should
Never dismiss as synonymous
Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 25, 2022 09:50 AM (vcv8B)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 09:50 AM (23i+m)
Painting gets even weirder when you do that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 09:51 AM (/EuRN)
I believe this painting is actually taken from the original Bosch dishwasher Model 920 from 1504. It depicts the best way to unclog the disgronificator valve behind the Malm sensor to prevent backups.
Posted by: red speck at July 25, 2022 09:51 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 09:50 AM (23i+m)
Ann-Margaret is a heavenly body, you'll get Rosie O'Donnell.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2022 09:51 AM (7bRMQ)
Painting gets even weirder when you do that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
I want some of what you're smoking.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 25, 2022 09:52 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 09:50 AM (23i+m)
You want Ann Margaret.
You'd settle for AOC.
You'll get Stacey Abrams.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2022 09:52 AM (r46W7)
Painting gets even weirder when you do that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 09:51 AM (/EuRN)
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 25, 2022 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 09:50 AM (23i+m)
That would be break time in hell, then you resume normal activities of being chased by mooch.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 25, 2022 09:52 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 09:50 AM (23i+m)
Ann-Margaret is a heavenly body, you'll get Rosie O'Donnell.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2022 09:51 AM (7bRMQ)
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And it won't be a young version.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 25, 2022 09:52 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 09:50 AM (23i+m)
You want Ann Margaret.
You'd settle for AOC.
You'll get Stacey Abrams.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2022 09:52 AM (r46W7)
I was thinking Joe Biden
-Satan
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 09:52 AM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 25, 2022 09:52 AM (906pl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 25, 2022 09:53 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: red speck at July 25, 2022 09:51 AM (gS3OW)
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Yeah, but, those early models had trouble with their turbo encabulator. Something about the cardinal grammeters being out of phase from factory.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 09:53 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Annnnnnd, I'll bet Paul didn't go so far as 'they/them' though either!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 25, 2022 09:53 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 25, 2022 09:52 AM (VwHCD)
"Sweet merciful fuck, at least tape that damn thing up!!! Doesn't that hurt? AHHHHH!!!!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 09:54 AM (/EuRN)
Weird
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 09:54 AM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2022 09:54 AM (mn1Pi)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2022 09:51 AM (7bRMQ
Hillary in a Walmart scooter.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2022 09:54 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 09:54 AM (23i+m)
It's not very good. Like the very few reviews I took a look at said, you're opinion depends on how you feel about the third act.
I would just say save your money and watch it when it streams for free or for cheap. Big screen adds nothing.
BONUS! Not race obsessed like the usual Jordon Peele flick. However-
SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS
SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS
"Nope" is basically an inferior sky monster version of "Tremors" with a bit of "Jaws" in the mix.
And the monster in it's final form looks like a
Big White Gay Parachute. So, a white villain after all.
SPOILERS OVER SPOILERS OVER SPOILERS OVER
SPOILERS OVER SPOILERS OVER SPOILERS OVER
Some good sequences.but Peele's movies have each been progressively worse, since "Get Out"
Given the big quality drop on this one, Jordon Peele's next flick will be the equivalent of a Black cast "Ernest" movie.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2022 09:54 AM (5NkmN)
You'd settle for AOC.
You'll get Stacey Abrams.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2022 09:52 AM (r46W7)
I was thinking Joe Biden
-Satan
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 09:52 AM (b2nrj)
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Well, he does owe you a favor.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 25, 2022 09:54 AM (CAJOC)
Other variants are Jerome and Geronimo.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 25, 2022 09:55 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2022 09:55 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 25, 2022 09:55 AM (D8mow)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 25, 2022 09:55 AM (qZQHw)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 25, 2022 09:56 AM (D8mow)
So how do the blessed smell, anyway? Probably pretty good, I’m guessing.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 09:54 AM (23i+m)
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How do the blessed smell? With their noses, I assume.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 25, 2022 09:56 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2022 09:54 AM (mn1Pi)
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And the sky is gray.
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2022 09:56 AM (VJsqe)
My brain instantly went to "number seven will shock you!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at July 25, 2022 09:56 AM (6WCwE)
Painting gets even weirder when you do that.
___________
Honestly... that was my first, brief interpretation.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2022 09:57 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 25, 2022 09:57 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Allie at July 25, 2022 09:57 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 25, 2022 09:56 AM (6WCwE)
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Priests hate this one weird trick!
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2022 09:57 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 25, 2022 09:57 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2022 09:54 AM (mn1Pi)
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And the sky is gray.
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2022 09:56 AM (VJsqe)
Hieronymus is screaming
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 09:57 AM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: red speck at July 25, 2022 09:51 AM (gS3OW)
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I saw this in my dishwasher. Then heard a voice say "Zuul"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 25, 2022 09:57 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2022 09:58 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 09:50 AM (23i+m)
You want Ann Margaret.
You'd settle for AOC.
You'll get Stacey Abrams.
Posted by: Tom Servo
And, she'll get YOU !
Posted by: JT at July 25, 2022 09:58 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 09:37 AM
It's a tokenization attempt at representation, but the severe lack of diversity among both angels and the redeemed is extremely problematic. I don't see any out an proud genderqueers, asians, or Latinx folx. And where are the Muslims and Buddhists!?!?
Be better, Bosch.
Posted by: SJW Auditor at July 25, 2022 09:58 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Gold Fever at July 25, 2022 09:59 AM (PIlQh)
Posted by: Paladin at July 25, 2022 09:59 AM (Br9Gi)
Posted by: nurse ratched
They were hand picked.
Posted by: Rex B at July 25, 2022 09:59 AM (gcZc1)
Posted by: JT at July 25, 2022 09:34 AM (T4tVD)
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Would you prefer anonymous to Hieronuymus?
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2022 09:59 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 25, 2022 09:57 AM (us2H3)
A real spark plug.
Posted by: Allie at July 25, 2022 09:59 AM (UnA8+)
Sex is over-rated.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2022 09:48 AM (AW0uW)
But not overly so - Thomas Jefferson
Posted by: Sarahw at July 25, 2022 09:59 AM (g1vnC)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 09:59 AM (/EuRN)
Nice hash. Kind of a Werewolves of London vibe.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2022 09:59 AM (4p7Em)
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So, what is the core reason behind [population reduction]?
A reduced population completely dependent on limited energy sources might be easier to dominate. But I have another theory – they are psychopaths looking for a socially justifiable way to kill as many people as possible. Why? because they enjoy it.
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2022 10:00 AM (6jH1W)
Why would you assume Ann Margaret is going to hell or that hell is the happy, fun place where people get to chased around by sexy film stars?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2022 10:00 AM (fL5aK)
Painting gets even weirder when you do that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 09:51 AM (/EuRN)
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So, a heavenly nipple, as it were...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 25, 2022 10:00 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Fox2! at July 25, 2022 10:00 AM (0rU8g)
Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2022 09:54 AM (mn1Pi)
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And the sky is gray.
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2022 09:56 AM (VJsqe)
I fell up a hole.
In the sky today.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2022 10:00 AM (5NkmN)
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Pick the form of the destructor. Imma thinking about Jerry Nadler.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 25, 2022 10:00 AM (D8mow)
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2022 10:00 AM (6jH1W)
When your first proposed solution to every problem is killing large numbers of people...
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 10:01 AM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2022 10:01 AM (UvJyL)
Hunter Biden was considered victim by Delaware police in controversial gun incident
Delaware State Police considered Hunter Biden the victim in an October 2018 incident in which his handgun was discarded in a grocery store trashcan near a Delaware high school, according to a source with knowledge of the investigation into the incident.
No arrests were made as a result of the incident because Hunter declined to press charges against his sister-in-law, Hallie Biden, the source said. Hallie, who was in a tumultuous relationship with Hunter at the time, took Hunter's gun from his car on Oct. 23, 2018, wrapped it in a shopping bag, and threw it in a trashcan outside a Janssen's Market grocery store because she said she was scared for his life.
https://washex.am/3vaZlRW
Well, George Washington cut down a cherry tree.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 25, 2022 10:01 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 25, 2022 09:57 AM
You don't usually see that sort of behavior in a major household appliance.
Posted by: Dr. Venkman at July 25, 2022 10:01 AM (4p7Em)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2022 09:57 AM (BFigT)
I think that means you're gay.
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2022 10:01 AM (6jH1W)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2022 09:48 AM (AW0uW)
for once in his fucking life, he's right
Posted by: Mrs MP3 at July 25, 2022 10:01 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:02 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 25, 2022 10:01 AM (FVME7)
... and then fucked Martha's sister?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 10:02 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 10:01 AM (b2nrj)
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...and your assumption is that you'll continue to live the exact same life, only without the bother of so many people...
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 10:02 AM (5pTK/)
Investigatory Committee Visits the Croton Tunnel in Pursuit of Uncovering Corrupt Bidding Practices, 1836
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 25, 2022 10:02 AM (ZvxPV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 09:43 AM (23i+m)
Only the nice ones.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2022 10:03 AM (XIJ/X)
Not to get all serious and such, but the scene will probably be more along the lines of Luke 15:20.
"But while [the son] was still a long way off, his father saw him and felt compassion, and ran and embraced him and kissed him."
Posted by: red speck at July 25, 2022 10:03 AM (gS3OW)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 25, 2022 10:03 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2022 10:04 AM (89T5c)
Raimondo advised that inflation had “probably” peaked, there were WND in Iraq and Anna Nicole married for love.
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:04 AM (RHGPo)
You want Ann-Margret.
You'll take Margaret Hamilton.
You get Margaret Cho.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2022 10:04 AM (AW0uW)
No arrests were made as a result of the incident because Hunter declined to press charges against his sister-in-law, Hallie Biden, the source said. Hallie, who was in a tumultuous relationship with Hunter at the time, took Hunter's gun from his car on Oct. 23, 2018, wrapped it in a shopping bag, and threw it in a trashcan outside a Janssen's Market grocery store because she said she was scared for his life.
https://washex.am/3vaZlRW
Talk about the press mentioning only the middle of the story and completely ignoring the minor detail Hunter lied on his 4473 to obtain the firearm in question....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 10:04 AM (5pTK/)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 25, 2022 10:03 AM (FVME7)
DON'T LOOK AT ME, YO
Posted by: NICK FOLES at July 25, 2022 10:05 AM (/EuRN)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 25, 2022 10:03 AM (FVME7)
Blaming others for his lack of performance after early success?
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 25, 2022 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Paladin at July 25, 2022 09:59 AM (Br9Gi)
It's a fraternity, don't worry about it.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 25, 2022 10:05 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2022 10:05 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 25, 2022 10:01 AM (FVME7)
And I have his axe! Well, the head and the handle have been changed, but it's still his axe!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2022 10:05 AM (7bRMQ)
Munchausen, by proxy, and of all people,
Charles "The Hammer" Martel. So there you go.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2022 10:06 AM (x61Im)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 10:06 AM (23i+m)
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:06 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Mrs MP3 at July 25, 2022 10:01 AM (us2H3)
Wow; I see we're off a fairly early start on the supportive ASHQ community we love so well/s.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2022 10:06 AM (fL5aK)
Only the nice ones.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
"There are no fake boobs, rhinoplasty, hair transplants, or face lifts in Heaven"
-- sign outside the Pearly Gates
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 25, 2022 10:06 AM (ZvxPV)
Posted by: Paladin at July 25, 2022 09:59 AM
Those were the ones who died in the bathtub.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2022 10:06 AM (4p7Em)
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Well, it woked out so well for Disney.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 25, 2022 10:06 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Paladin at July 25, 2022 09:59 AM (Br9Gi)
It's a fraternity, don't worry about it.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 25, 2022 10:05 AM (44ww/)
-,----
We will now consecrate the bond of obedience.
Posted by: Doug Niedermeyer at July 25, 2022 10:07 AM (aaGzp)
He's not wrong. He's in this category, too.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2022 10:07 AM (89T5c)
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Well, it woked out so well for Disney.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 25, 2022 10:06 AM (FVME7)
And people thought only rednecks were the "hold my beer, watch this" crowd.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 25, 2022 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)
No word from the American Red Cross or Red Cressant
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:07 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2022 10:05 AM
Works for us dwarves.
Posted by: Rhys Rhysson at July 25, 2022 10:07 AM (4p7Em)
-- sign outside the Pearly Gates
Posted by: Krebs
Hmm, I qualify.
Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2022 10:07 AM (mn1Pi)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2022 09:59 AM (4p7Em)
I hadn't even noticed that it changed. I wonder why.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2022 10:08 AM (AW0uW)
And I have his axe! Well, the head and the handle have been changed, but it's still his axe!
Posted by: OrangeEnt
A derivative axe, as it were.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 25, 2022 10:08 AM (ZvxPV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 10:06 AM (23i+m)
So this is why hot MILFs are always in my area.
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2022 10:08 AM (6jH1W)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 10:08 AM (kXYt5)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 25, 2022 10:08 AM (44ww/)
"There are no fake boobs, rhinoplasty, hair transplants, or face lifts in Heaven"
-- sign outside the Pearly Gates
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 25, 2022 10:06 AM (ZvxPV)
Well, with Vanity being one of the 7 deadlies.......
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 25, 2022 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)
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Well, it woked out so well for Disney.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 25, 2022 10:06 AM
If that was a typo, it was perfect.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2022 10:09 AM (4p7Em)
James’ company, Uninterrupted, filed for trademark status for the phrase last week, according to USA Today.
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:09 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:07 AM (RHGPo)
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How about the Red Croissant?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 25, 2022 10:09 AM (aaGzp)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2022 10:05 AM (anj39)
Is it the one from Hieronymous Bosch Bakeries with ostrich eyeballs, human ears, and screaming fish?
That's delish!
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2022 10:10 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 25, 2022 10:10 AM (ynpvh)
If you don't i'll ruin your whole life...
We can woke it out,
we can woke it out....
(no apologies to Sir McCartney, because fuck that guy in general)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 10:10 AM (/EuRN)
... And then went on to say it's caused by supply chain issues and lockdowns etc.
Note well what they are trying to do here - conflate supply and demand that cause higher prices - with monetary inflation.
Supply and demand can cause higher prices - but that has absolutely fuck all to do with inflation.
Now they say imposing higher tax rates is necessary to cure monetary inflation. Nice.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2022 10:10 AM (UvJyL)
Those were the ones who died in the bathtub.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Shouldn't they be carrying the electric appliance that facilitated their death into Heaven with them?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 25, 2022 10:10 AM (ZvxPV)
If that was a typo, it was perfect.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2022 10:09 AM (4p7Em)
DICKFAT!
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 25, 2022 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 25, 2022 10:10 AM (ZvxPV)
Flying toasters?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 10:11 AM (/EuRN)
Ok. Thanks. One view C.S. Lewis gives us a view of hell where it's an endless dark city mostly consisting of bureaucracies where nothing ever gets done and people have no hope -"The Screwtape Letters". Persons chasing each other in "The Inferno" are either devils who are neither attractive or sexy or lovers who are swept around by winds and can't get together. There are other descriptions but I haven't read Dante in a while.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2022 10:11 AM (fL5aK)
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2022 10:12 AM (5gyQ/)
James’ company, Uninterrupted, filed for trademark status for the phrase last week, according to USA Today.
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:09 AM (RHGPo)
Didn't he piss all over Laura Ingraham for telling him to do exactly that?
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 25, 2022 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus"
You will be chased by Trigglypuff. And she will catch you.
Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2022 10:12 AM (MxEKc)
Fun fact: He was originally named Whassupronymus, but it was too many letters to fit on the birth announcement they wanted to print on that fancy new press Gutenberg built.
Posted by: red speck at July 25, 2022 10:12 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 10:12 AM (23i+m)
Supply and demand can cause higher prices - but that has absolutely fuck all to do with inflation.
Now they say imposing higher tax rates is necessary to cure monetary inflation. Nice.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2022 10:10 AM (UvJyL)
We do have both supply issues and money creation causing higher prices.
Higher taxes won't reduce monetary inflation unless the government is taking currency out of circulation.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 10:12 AM (b2nrj)
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If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times, mail dlivery is just too damn fast and reliable.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 25, 2022 10:12 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 25, 2022 10:12 AM (ynpvh)
You're welcome!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 10:08 AM
Made a great salad recipe yesterday. Diced peach and cucumber, dressed with a vinaigrette of oil, vinegar, lime zest, salt and pepper and basil leaves (the vinaigrette being blended in a little food processor). I highly recommend it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2022 10:13 AM (4p7Em)
Fun fact: He was originally named Whassupronymus, but it was too many letters to fit on the birth announcement they wanted to print on that fancy new press Gutenberg built.
Posted by: red speck at July 25, 2022 10:12 AM (gS3OW)
Someone with a Bosched up name.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 25, 2022 10:13 AM (ynpvh)
No wait! The movie "Groove Tube" in the 70's told me there is "Nothing but sex in Heaven." How long was an orgasm in Heaven was asked and answered. "About three feet."
Posted by: Paladin at July 25, 2022 10:13 AM (Br9Gi)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 25, 2022 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)
Acrimonious Bosch paintings are so angry.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Sanctimonious Bosch, unfortunately, chose an art field where the competition was fierce, so he turned to graffiti in frustration.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 25, 2022 10:13 AM (ZvxPV)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 25, 2022 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
I'm guessing it's like if The Coca Cola Company tried to trademark the phrases "Coke sucks" or "Go Mets!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 10:13 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 25, 2022 10:13 AM (aaGzp)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2022 10:14 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2022 10:14 AM (p+1gI)
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If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times, mail dlivery is just too damn fast and reliable.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 25, 2022 10:12 AM (FVME7)
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Once all those packages that Amazon sends through USPS start showing up 2-3 days late, especially in winter, there's going to be a very large fleet of unused electric vehicles parked somewhere just outside of town.
The graft will have been paid in full, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 25, 2022 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2022 10:13 AM (4p7Em)
I bet a bit of pineapple sage would be awesome in there...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 10:14 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 10:12 AM (23i+m)
It's been awhile. I think I used "Laocoon" last year.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2022 10:14 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: NR Pax at July 25, 2022 10:14 AM (4olE8)
Posted by: Corona at July 25, 2022 10:14 AM (nakGR)
*********
And that's when the profound theological debate started, Officer!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 10:15 AM (kXYt5)
Posted by: NR Pax at July 25, 2022 10:14 AM (4olE
Easier to draw without the extra junk?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 25, 2022 10:15 AM (ynpvh)
“They’re not joking about impeaching Joe Biden every week. Okay. And Kamala Harris, and getting rid of people and or, you know, expanding the Supreme Court, whatever it is they think they can do, even though some of it’s crazy.”
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:15 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 25, 2022 10:12 AM (FVME7)
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Place where I worked, UPS drive had an electric delivery van. I asked him about it, and he told me, "Well, other than the fact once in a while, it completely shuts off and won't do a thing, it's a great vehicle."
I believe he was being a wee bit sarcastic when he told me that.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 10:15 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 10:15 AM (23i+m)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2022 10:14 AM (Vr12I)
That's the Catholic notion of it. Curiously, Orthodoxy, which has very few theological differences with Catholicism, holds instead that the presence of God (and His love) is torturous to those in Hell.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 10:15 AM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2022 10:12 AM (MxEKc)
She will move like a velicoraptor.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2022 10:16 AM (89T5c)
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And that's when the profound theological debate started, Officer!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 10:15 AM (kXYt5)
Abdul didn't expect his 72 virgins to be other guys like him...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 25, 2022 10:16 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 10:15 AM (kXYt5)
I mean, I guess "Beach Blanket Soteriology" had some good music and fanservice, at any rate.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 10:16 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2022 10:16 AM (fL5aK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 25, 2022 10:06 AM
If that was a typo, it was perfect.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2022 10:09 AM (4p7Em)
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Hey, I got reamed for my typo so I ain't sayin' sh*t!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2022 10:16 AM (anj39)
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That one's already been taken by Jill Biden.
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2022 10:16 AM (6jH1W)
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:15 AM (RHGPo)
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I want the first thing Republicans to do when Trump is re-elected is to bring legislation to the floor to expand SCOTUS by 5, at least.
It'll be funny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 25, 2022 10:17 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Paladin
I thought it was Christmas in Heaven every day of the year.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 10:17 AM (ftFVW)
The point is, again, they are trying to confuse people - and place the blame on the Covid Debacle, when government policy monetary inflation was causing huge problems long before the WuHan Flu was an issue.
It's purposeful misdirection, and a perversion of basic Econ 101
Posted by: Common Tater at July 25, 2022 10:17 AM (UvJyL)
Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2022 10:12 AM (MxEKc)
She will move like a velicoraptor.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2022 10:16 AM (89T5c)
Then she eats you?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 25, 2022 10:17 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 10:17 AM (kXYt5)
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2022 10:18 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2022 10:12 AM (MxEKc)
She's posted bikini pics online. It's Hell on Earth. If THAT'S what's chasing you in Hell, you do NOT want to go there.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 25, 2022 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 10:17 AM (ftFVW)
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Ralphie gives Heaven a big thumbs-up.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 25, 2022 10:18 AM (aaGzp)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2022 10:14 AM (Vr12I)
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Yeah, this is what I believe to be true.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 10:18 AM (5pTK/)
*******
And you will be married.
For eternity!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 10:18 AM (kXYt5)
Then she eats you?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 25, 2022 10:17 AM (ynpvh)
Sits on your face and tells you that she loves you.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 25, 2022 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
-Hillary, trying to bully her way into heaven.
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2022 10:18 AM (VJsqe)
Joke punchline:
I want to gargle before Sister Mary Ann sits in the holy water, St. Peter!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 25, 2022 10:19 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
I love that one. Right up there with Hot Fuzz and The World's End in my book.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 10:19 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2022 10:19 AM (x61Im)
Then she eats you?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 25, 2022 10:17 AM (ynpvh)
Sits on your face and tells you that she loves you.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 25, 2022 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
While bouncing up and down swinging her arms in her classic pouting pose, screaming?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 25, 2022 10:19 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 25, 2022 10:17 AM (ynpvh)
Yes. Every hour on the hour in hell.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2022 10:20 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2022 10:20 AM (anj39)
.. published two centuries before the Reformation
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:20 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:15 AM (RHGPo)
You want crazy, asshole? Just ask me what I want Republicans to do. Impeaching Stinkfinger every week would be child's play compared to what I want.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2022 10:20 AM (AW0uW)
*******
And you will be married.
For eternity!
Posted by: Muldoon "
And you will be happy!
Posted by: WEF at July 25, 2022 10:21 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:21 AM (RHGPo)
LeBron James is looking to get trademark protection for the phrase “Shut Up and Dribble.”
Locked up "Tables of Contents are the Funnest Summer Reading!" already, has he?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 25, 2022 10:21 AM (ZvxPV)
But the fact is only you know what your personal version of hell would be. It would suck if you're the one to deliver yourself there.
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2022 10:21 AM (6jH1W)
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:21 AM (RHGPo)
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And Congress will return to regular budgetary order.
Why are you laughing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 25, 2022 10:22 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:22 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:21 AM (RHGPo)
Not enough to get anything done!
Posted by: GOPe at July 25, 2022 10:22 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:23 AM (RHGPo)
But the fact is only you know what your personal version of hell would be. It would suck if you're the one to deliver yourself there.
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2022 10:21 AM (6jH1W)
Tell us about it......
Posted by: Bill and Ted at July 25, 2022 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)
"There wolf!"
"There castle!"
/Eegore
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 10:17 AM (kXYt5)
That reminds me.
We saw "The Cursed" last night on HULU.
It's more or less the Masterpiece Theater version of a werewolf movie.
I liked it. Nicely creepy and horrific. However, your enjoyment will probably depend on how well you handle slow burn movies until the fun starts.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2022 10:23 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:23 AM (RHGPo)
Monkey Pox: It'll get you in the end...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 25, 2022 10:23 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:21 AM (RHGPo)
Not enough to get anything done!
Posted by: GOPe at July 25, 2022 10:22 AM (7bRMQ)
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Not true. Failure theater is definitely something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 25, 2022 10:23 AM (LvTSG)
So they're going to do this. The Biden administration is actually going to go with The Big Lebowski, "That's just like, your opinion, man," reasoning on what it means to be in a recession.
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Those rich f***s! This whole f***ing thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this f***ing strumpet...
- Walter Sobchak
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 25, 2022 10:23 AM (FVME7)
Beyond that....we're arguing details that none of us actually know to be facts.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 25, 2022 10:24 AM (1n+EO)
I think God the Father, Jesus and the Holy Spirit are first.
Always being first sounds like and endless bunch of participation trophies.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2022 10:24 AM (fL5aK)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 10:24 AM (kXYt5)
Locked up "Tables of Contents are the Funnest Summer Reading!" already, has he?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 25, 2022 10:21 AM (ZvxPV)
What's your problem?
Posted by: THE Ohio State University at the Patent Office at July 25, 2022 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ...
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That's exactly what happens.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 25, 2022 10:24 AM (6euYL)
Always being first sounds like and endless bunch of participation trophies.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2022 10:24 AM (fL5aK)
Hey now.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 25, 2022 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 10:25 AM (kf6Ak)
My brain instantly went to "number seven will shock you!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at July 25, 2022 09:56 AM (6WCwE)
Give up wacking off!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2022 10:25 AM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 25, 2022 10:24 AM (1n+EO)
Oh, you mean a change of pace from much of the normal discussion on here?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2022 10:25 AM (fL5aK)
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:25 AM (RHGPo)
.. published two centuries before the Reformation
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:20 AM (RHGPo)
It is a transparently Catholic work, Hell being divided according to mortal sins and a Purgatory, but there's nothing stopping Protestants from enjoying the work any more than the Illiad.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 10:25 AM (b2nrj)
Posted by: WEF
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Gee, that doesn't sound so bad...
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 10:24 AM (kXYt5)
Dead Lawyer joke punchline:
Yesterday we were recruiting you. Today you're staff.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 25, 2022 10:26 AM (ynpvh)
See how that works? One standard for Republicans, another for Democrats.
Posted by: Corrupt Clarion Call at July 25, 2022 10:26 AM (s1dWN)
Posted by: Archer at July 25, 2022 10:26 AM (gmo/4)
I think God the Father, Jesus and the Holy Spirit are first.
Always being first sounds like and endless bunch of participation trophies.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2022 10:24 AM (fL5aK)
***
Sponge, is this true???
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2022 10:26 AM (anj39)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2022 10:26 AM (+Dm7G)
But the fact is only you know what your personal version of hell would be. It would suck if you're the one to deliver yourself there.
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2022 10:21 AM (6jH1W)
What's the Twilight Zone episode where the gambler dies and thinks he's gone to Heaven and gets sick to death of winning all the time? The last lines IIRC are:
Dead Gambler: If this is Heaven, I wanna go to the other place!
Attendant: This IS the other place!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 25, 2022 10:26 AM (906pl)
My brain instantly went to "number seven will shock you!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at July 25, 2022 09:56 AM (6WCwE)
Give up wacking off!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2022 10:25 AM (ex2Cx)
Whacking off is mortal and not venial. *glares at the Horde*
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 10:26 AM (b2nrj)
"There wolf!"
"There castle!"
/Eegore
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 10:17 AM (kXYt5)
you take the blonde and I take the 1 in the turban!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2022 10:26 AM (ex2Cx)
Sponge, is this true???
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2022 10:26 AM (anj39)
Trophies? Well, I DID get a coffee cup at a MoMe once.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 25, 2022 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 10:27 AM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 10:25 AM (b2nrj)
My favorit part is were Agamemnon offers Achiles his best lesbians...It's actually in there.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 25, 2022 10:27 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 10:27 AM (23i+m)
I think God the Father, Jesus and the Holy Spirit are first.
Always being first sounds like and endless bunch of participation trophies.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2022 10:24 AM (fL5aK)
Well put. Add to that the fact that we will be transformed, in all ways when we are there. Thinking in earthly terms as we do now will not apply.
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2022 10:28 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 10:25 AM (b2nrj)
My favorit part is were Agamemnon offers Achiles his best lesbians...It's actually in there.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 25, 2022 10:27 AM (ynpvh)
Second look at Hellenism?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 10:28 AM (b2nrj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 10:27 AM (23i+m)
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I lost my copy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 25, 2022 10:28 AM (LvTSG)
See how that works? One standard for Republicans, another for Democrats.
Posted by: Corrupt Clarion Call at July 25, 2022 10:26 AM (s1dWN)
It depends.
Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at July 25, 2022 10:28 AM (qwO6y)
So they're going to do this. The Biden administration is actually going to go with The Big Lebowski, "That's just like, your opinion, man," reasoning on what it means to be in a recession. "
I heard some regime spokeswoman blathering this morning that inflation may have peaked but there is just so much we can't control so it might get worse. Who knows? It is out of our hands.
That was her message and her actual words not much different. So they are pleading it's not really inflation but if it is we can't do much about it. We are innocent bystanders.
Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2022 10:28 AM (MxEKc)
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I was dribbling and drooling when he was trying to kick the slats out his playpen!
- Uncontested President of the World Biden
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 25, 2022 10:28 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2022 10:28 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 25, 2022 10:28 AM (44ww/)
***
If only
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 10:28 AM (kf6Ak)
True dat.
No disrespect to any of the Morons.
But in the past, I have watched my father argue the most minuted details of the Christian religion.
And I remind myself that the devil really can hide in the details. And the hard feelings and arguing that those can bring.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 25, 2022 10:29 AM (1n+EO)
You'll take Margaret Hamilton.
You get Margaret Cho.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2022 10:04 AM (AW0uW)
In Hell, Margaret Cho catches you.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 25, 2022 10:30 AM (SSU2w)
Hell...you never get home.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2022 10:30 AM (anj39)
Bosch was a little sketchy in his rendition of the human form but that was more than compensated for by the excellent line of dishwashers he produced.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
And spark plugs! Don't forget the spark plugs!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 25, 2022 10:30 AM (ZvxPV)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 25, 2022 10:24 AM (1n+EO)
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The Rich Man and Lazarus gives a pretty good indication as to what Hell is like. Great chasm fixed, which none can cross, eternally burning, longing for even a drop of water on the tongue to quench the eternal flame. (Going out on a limb here, I wonder if "water" is a reference to "living water.")
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 10:30 AM (5pTK/)
"Seven lovely captives of the Lesbian line,
Skill'd in each art, unmatch'd in form divine,
The same I chose for more than vulgar charms,
When Lesbos sank beneath the hero's arms:"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 25, 2022 10:31 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2022 10:31 AM (fL5aK)
Sometimes my "do not engage" mask gets sorely tested.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 10:31 AM (kf6Ak)
Beyond that....we're arguing details that none of us actually know to be facts.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 25, 2022 10:24 AM (1n+EO)
I don't think we're much arguing over it as discussing different conceptions. Strictly speaking the Catholic and Orthodox versions are pretty vague, though there are many thinkers who have proposed different things. Dante's Inferno is a particular model. Not sure if the Protestants have some dogmatic(required to believe in) version of Hell.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 10:31 AM (b2nrj)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 25, 2022 10:24 AM (6euYL)
Yeah but you have to admit my imagery is good.
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2022 10:31 AM (6jH1W)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 10:32 AM (23i+m)
Sometimes my "do not engage" mask gets sorely tested.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 10:31 AM (kf6Ak)
In what way? Because I really feel the protection of babies in the womb is about as incredibly sane as one can get.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 25, 2022 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 10:33 AM (kXYt5)
"Seven lovely captives of the Lesbian line,
Skill'd in each art, unmatch'd in form divine,
The same I chose for more than vulgar charms,
When Lesbos sank beneath the hero's arms:"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 25, 2022 10:31 AM (ynpvh)
Reminds me of a joke I heard, "I'm bisexual. I'll sleep with heterosexual women and lesbians."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 25, 2022 10:33 AM (Y5qcH)
Hell is a line at the BMV, and the lady in front of you didn't bring any of the required documentation. And wants to argue about it. In Hungarian.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 25, 2022 10:33 AM (HmZuC)
That was her message and her actual words not much different. So they are pleading it's not really inflation but if it is we can't do much about it. We are innocent bystanders.
Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2022 10:28 AM (MxEKc)
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Ahhh. This is the kind of "leadership" I've come to expect from this administration.
Damn. What a bunch of losers.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2022 10:34 AM (anj39)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 10:30 AM (5pTK/)
The rich man thirsted for the mercy he denied Lazarus. It is a condition of God’s mercy that we too do mercy. On the cross Christ thirsted for souls to be saved.
Posted by: 7man at July 25, 2022 10:34 AM (qwO6y)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 25, 2022 10:28 AM (44ww/)
Well...they have to get polled before they can claim Monkey Pox.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2022 10:34 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2022 10:35 AM (fL5aK)
The sad saga of two physicians wandering aimlessly in the forest - "Pair of Docs Lost"
Posted by: Muldoon
garret's lament: Pair of Crocs Lost
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 25, 2022 10:35 AM (ZvxPV)
Ahhh. This is the kind of "leadership" I've come to expect from this administration.
Damn. What a bunch of losers.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2022 10:34 AM (anj39)
Completely missing the fact that they destroyed the greatest economy the world had ever seen in 18 short months.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 25, 2022 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 25, 2022 10:33 AM (HmZuC)
Do her nipples explode with delight?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 25, 2022 10:35 AM (906pl)
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:35 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 25, 2022 10:35 AM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 25, 2022 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)
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Printing more money and limiting the number of semi-trucks into California will fix it all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 25, 2022 10:35 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2022 10:35 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 25, 2022 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)
I was really tempted to ask, but then I thought if she's that deluded then there's no arguing with her.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 10:35 AM (kf6Ak)
"Seven lovely captives of the Lesbian line,
Skill'd in each art, unmatch'd in form divine,
The same I chose for more than vulgar charms,
When Lesbos sank beneath the hero's arms:"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Alexander Pope translation, I believe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 25, 2022 10:35 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 10:30 AM (5pTK/)
The rich man thirsted for the mercy he denied Lazarus. It is a condition of God’s mercy that we too do mercy. On the cross Christ thirsted for souls to be saved.
Posted by: 7man at July 25, 2022 10:34 AM (qwO6y)
The parables were generally held by the Church Fathers to have multiple meanings that are all true. The Prodigal Son is an easy one to see in that the characters all apply in some fashion to us. We can be at times the resentful brother, though we ought not, we should be like the father, welcoming back the one thought dead, and we are the prodigal.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 10:36 AM (b2nrj)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2022 10:37 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 10:31 AM (b2nr
There's a huge variety. Calvinists have generally been in on the Hellfire and Brimstone angle, and most of the protestants that are in the smaller, more evangelical churches are heavily in with that. On the other hand, Luther himself wrote that Hell was eternal separation from God, not some actual physical place.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2022 10:37 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:35 AM (RHGPo)
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yeah, nothing says, "White Supremacy" quite like dragging your sick ass to work at the factory and putting in forty hours, because you've got a wife and three kids to feed.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 10:37 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:35 AM (RHGPo)
LOL I can't even tell if this is real or not. My bs detector which was always highly calibrated is getting more useless by the day.
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2022 10:37 AM (6jH1W)
Yes; That would be a biblical understanding.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2022 10:37 AM (fL5aK)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 10:33 AM (kXYt5)
You know what they call people who don't like doctor puns?
They call them people with an irony deficiency.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2022 10:38 AM (anj39)
Oh, get over yourself, bitch.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 25, 2022 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)
The $76 billion Chips version is wasteful enough since the pandemic computer-chip shortage is already easing amid slowing demand and new investments in capacity—including new factories in the U.S.
But politicians always want more, and the $250 billion version will help the U.S. compete against China only if you believe that the key to success is a larger federal bureaucracy and more political allocation of capital.
Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2022 10:38 AM (RHGPo)
My response: "Details. Exactly how have they 'gone completely crazy?' And if you say 'abortion,' you've automatically proven you should have no right to vote."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2022 10:38 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2022 10:37 AM (fL5aK)
I would like to have a biblical understanding of Miss Karen Gillan.
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2022 10:38 AM (6jH1W)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 25, 2022 10:35 AM (LvTSG)
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If I were an independent trucker, I'd be looking to move to AZ or NV and charge a premium for any deliveries or pick-ups in CA.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 10:39 AM (5pTK/)
*******
Hey, let's not jump to any hasty conclusions here.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 10:39 AM (kXYt5)
Her sister was one of the founders of Planned Parenthood and big buds with Margaret Sanger.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 10:39 AM (23i+m)
My response: "Details. Exactly how have they 'gone completely crazy?' And if you say 'abortion,' you've automatically proven you should have no right to vote."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2022 10:38 AM (AW0uW)
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Cult of personality, support for coups, Russia love.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 25, 2022 10:39 AM (LvTSG)
All while showing up...on time.
It's the way of my people.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 25, 2022 10:39 AM (1n+EO)
It was a joke, Fen.
I was riffing off of Ann-Margret, and Margaret Hamilton was the first name that came to mind.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2022 10:40 AM (AW0uW)
It's the way of my people.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 25, 2022 10:39 AM (1n+EO)
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Fo' shizzle.
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2022 10:40 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at July 25, 2022 10:40 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Shep at July 25, 2022 10:41 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 25, 2022 10:42 AM (sI15f)
I wonder if she realizes that 'slightly left of middle' is now considered fascist by the oh-so-sane-Left.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 25, 2022 10:42 AM (HmZuC)
The Lincoln Project@ProjectLincoln
The numbers don't lie. President Biden has created one of the strongest economies in American history.
He built us back better. Thank you @POTUS.
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I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man, I'm gonna get loose,
Need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk, don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 25, 2022 10:42 AM (FVME7)
"Barack Hussein Obama, mmm, mmm, mmm." Try again, bitch.
support for coups
Exactly what words did he say - exact quote - that supports a coup? Exact fucking words!
Russia love.
Ukraine is a corrupt shithole that we are in because Biden is desperate to conceal his bribery.
Three strikes and you're out.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2022 10:42 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 10:43 AM (23i+m)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2022 10:43 AM (89T5c)
No peepees but no boobies either.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 25, 2022 09:34 AM (U2p+3)
No sex in heaven, don't need 'em?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2022 09:38 AM (7bRMQ)
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First cordless Bosch
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2022 10:43 AM (VJsqe)
I'm expecting a "you know, watching you really gave me agita, get inside...just...just get inside."
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 25, 2022 10:43 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2022 10:38 AM (AW0uW)
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Every single time I've demanded specifics I've gotten a re-phrased generality response. People like that have their talking point, and, that's good enough for them.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 10:44 AM (5pTK/)
The numbers don't lie. President Biden has created one of the strongest economies in American history.
That's got to be tongue-in-cheek, right?
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2022 10:44 AM (45fpk)
That's got to be tongue-in-cheek, right?
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2022 10:44 AM (45fpk)
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Strongest smelling, maybe.
Posted by: 496 at July 25, 2022 10:44 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2022 10:45 AM (I/Qvw)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 10:33 AM (kXYt5)
You know what they call people who don't like doctor puns?
They call them people with an irony deficiency.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2022 10:38 AM (anj39)
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Broken humerous bone.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 25, 2022 10:45 AM (HF85l)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2022 10:43 AM (89T5c)
The article is stomach turning. Almost like nature is trying to tell him something.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 25, 2022 10:45 AM (UuD2k)
If you set an alarm clock so you can get up in time for work..you might be a Whipeapo.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 25, 2022 10:45 AM (1n+EO)
Here's a nine year old article from Smithsonian Magazine.
The Little Known Legend Of Jesus In Japan
https://tinyurl.com/22873bj8
It's kind of hilarious and worth the read.
Posted by: Robert at July 25, 2022 10:45 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2022 10:45 AM (6jH1W)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2022 10:44 AM (45fpk)
Inside Biden's cheek?! Gotta be nasty!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2022 10:45 AM (7bRMQ)
Given the big quality drop on this one, Jordon Peele's next flick will be the equivalent of a Black cast "Ernest" movie.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2022 09:54 AM (5NkmN)
As long as the checks cash, I think he'd be okay with Ernest goes to Compton
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 25, 2022 10:45 AM (MFphb)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 10:27 AM
How dare you?!
Posted by: Scoldilocks at July 25, 2022 10:45 AM (4p7Em)
The numbers don't lie. President Biden has created one of the strongest economies in American history.
That's got to be tongue-in-cheek, right?
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2022 10:44 AM (45fpk)
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Negative economic growth is a sign of strength.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 25, 2022 10:45 AM (LvTSG)
Strong and profitable for the corrupt.
Posted by: davidt at July 25, 2022 10:45 AM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 10:43 AM (23i+m)
I recall that it was the coffee commercials she did in later life that first awoke my young mind to the idea of an actor aging. "Wait, that's the same person as the Wicked Witch of the West?"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 25, 2022 10:45 AM (906pl)
Six Degrees of Margaret Hamilton. I bet Jim Backus and Kevin Bacon intersect somewhere, somehow.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 25, 2022 10:46 AM (HmZuC)
Sounds to me like someone who cannot take a stand. A squishy middle person.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2022 10:46 AM (anj39)
Posted by: boynsea at July 25, 2022 10:46 AM (cx155)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 25, 2022 10:46 AM (2RBkF)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 10:46 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 25, 2022 10:46 AM (sI15f)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2022 10:44 AM (45fpk)
No. And these are the people that lectured that Trump was not going to be conservative, and was going to appoint his liberal sister to the SC
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2022 10:46 AM (6jH1W)
The numbers don't lie. President Biden has created one of the strongest economies in American history.
That's got to be tongue-in-cheek, right?
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2022 10:44 AM (45fpk)
If you repeat shit enough times on the internet, it automatically becomes true, doesn't it?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 25, 2022 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Man, that guy was versatile.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 10:32 AM (23i+m)
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But could he paint AND produce the industry standard wood-chipper? No?
I didn't think so.
Posted by: Johannes Vermeer at July 25, 2022 10:47 AM (XG2Fi)
Well, to be literal about it, He won't have an exasperated look because He already knows whether or not you're going to heaven.
I remember an 'after-death' experience story in an old issue of Catholic Digest years ago, where the protagonist sees God's hands holding a silver sphere. When the newly-dead person tried to make one themselves, it only came out as a crumpled, crooked wad of metal. But God took it anyway, and began leading them into heaven.
I don't really know whether it was a true vision or not (I suspect not), but it was a nice example of God forgiving imperfection.
Or so I thought then. I don't know what I think now.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2022 10:47 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Robert at July 25, 2022 10:48 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 25, 2022 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
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The brazenness of the messaging regarding its complete disconnect from reality doesn't make it more convincing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 25, 2022 10:48 AM (LvTSG)
Jim Backus was in Prince Jack with William Windom was in She's Having a Baby with Kevin Bacon.
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2022 10:48 AM (6jH1W)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 10:46 AM (/EuRN)
So he’s right twice a day. Take that
Posted by: Lincoln project at July 25, 2022 10:48 AM (qwO6y)
Posted by: Robert at July 25, 2022 10:45 AM (1Yy3c)
Haven't read it yet, but my understanding of the early days of "Jesus in Japan" was essentially a handful of Jesuits saying, "Yeah, sure, whatever" whenever the locals didn't quite get the gist of it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 10:48 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Wyaty Earp at July 25, 2022 10:49 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Wyaty Earp at July 25, 2022 10:49 AM (bkUtD)
In the interview room, right?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2022 10:49 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 25, 2022 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)
It gave way to the greatest economy that politicians have ever seen.
Boy things are going to get "lit" when SS collapses.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 25, 2022 10:50 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: Wyaty Earp at July 25, 2022 10:51 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2022 10:51 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 25, 2022 10:48 AM (LvTSG)
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The sheer brazenness of the constant lies still disconcerts me.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 10:51 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
When I was little, we were driving around and my mother said, "Look at that old car" pointing to a Model T or such. I thought that's what happens to cars when they get old.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 25, 2022 10:51 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 10:51 AM (23i+m)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2022 10:52 AM (45fpk)
The numbers don't lie. President Biden has created one of the strongest economies in American history.
He built us back better. Thank you @POTUS.
Some people aren't even worthy of an iron cage.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 25, 2022 10:52 AM (VwHCD)
https://tinyurl.com/22873bj8
It's kind of hilarious and worth the read.
Posted by: Robert at July 25, 2022 10:45 AM (1Yy3c)
I had forgotten about that! In that article, they make a brief reference to the Japanese retailer who wanted to promote Christmas but didn't quite "get it", and featured a store window display of Santa Claus hanging on a crucifix.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2022 10:52 AM (trdmm)
“What’s the downside for humoring him?” they mused. I've never heard of this. Must be a big thing in Vichy Republican land.
The quote was rattling around my brain last Thursday night as I watched Liz Cheney ruthlessly eviscerate her cowering colleagues like a lioness gnawing on a carcass in an NC-17 nature documentary. But it was during that savage meal that something rather alarming occurred to me.
Liz might be winning the argument for history and in my living room. But in present-day Republican politics, that anonymous “what’s the downside for humoring him” moron actually won the day. And not just that day, but today. Because despite how brutally and blatantly their strategy in managing Trump’s psychopathy failed, Senior Republican Officials (SROs) are still employing it.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at July 25, 2022 10:52 AM (JCZqz)
Green energy- I cannot approve of being coerced to support an industry that relies on child slave labor to rape the earth for rare elements.
Inflation - I don't support policies that pander to bourgeois morality at the expense of the working class
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 10:53 AM (kf6Ak)
Ruthlessly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2022 10:53 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 10:51 AM (5pTK/)
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Meh. Information is still far too free. Even in fully repressive environments, the lies were never convincing and the point was to depress, not inform.
The more Democrats as a whole tell the people that what they're seeing isn't true, the less people listen to them. It extends the problem from just Biden to everyone pushing the line. It makes it a Party problem.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 25, 2022 10:53 AM (LvTSG)
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LOL, yeah, it's always somebody else's fault when anal sex practitioners reap the inevitable consequences of their actions.
Odd, that.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 25, 2022 10:53 AM (MvHI3)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 10:54 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at July 25, 2022 10:52 AM (JCZqz)
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Democrats thinking that Cheney is the future of the GOP is like Republicans thinking that Tulsi Gabbard is the future of the Democratic Party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 25, 2022 10:54 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2022 10:54 AM (+Dm7G)
This.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 25, 2022 10:54 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
Oh that's so cute!!!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 10:54 AM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 25, 2022 10:55 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Robert at July 25, 2022 10:45 AM (1Yy3c)
Haven't read it yet, but my understanding of the early days of "Jesus in Japan" was essentially a handful of Jesuits saying, "Yeah, sure, whatever" whenever the locals didn't quite get the gist of it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 10:48 AM (/EuRN)
Catholicism has a tendency to spawn syncretic traditions. It comes from that episode with Paul and the altar to the unknown God. Preaching-wise, the missionaries will try to show how local religious belief points to God in some manner.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 10:55 AM (b2nrj)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2022 10:54 AM (jIL4c)
They have become the Weekly World News without the humor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2022 10:56 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2022 10:54 AM (+Dm7G)
My daughter's still waiting to testify at a trial that's been postponed 4 times. A year and a half.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2022 10:56 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at July 25, 2022 10:56 AM (jj5kz)
Posted by: MSavage at July 25, 2022 10:56 AM (3Yj85)
Because the shit tube was supposed to be clean.
Bwahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2022 10:56 AM (+Dm7G)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 25, 2022 10:54 AM (LvTSG)
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Gabbard is saner than Cheney, so, she's got that going for her.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 10:56 AM (5pTK/)
Now you tell me!!
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 10:57 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2022 10:52 AM (45fpk)
Yikes!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 10:57 AM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 10:57 AM (23i+m)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Or an El Guapo even.
Posted by: JT at July 25, 2022 10:57 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Archer at July 25, 2022 10:57 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 25, 2022 10:54 AM (LvTSG)
Good point. Or like us saying that Joe Manchin should run in the Democrat presidential primaries.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2022 10:58 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 10:56 AM (5pTK/)
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It's the difference between how the establishments are being treated by the base.
Gabbard is against the establishment, and she'll be blocked forever from any kind of power. Cheney is of the establishment, and the establishment will buoy her for years, but the base will reject her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 25, 2022 10:58 AM (LvTSG)
The numbers don't lie. President Biden has created one of the strongest economies in American history.
That's got to be tongue-in-cheek, right?
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2022 10:44 AM (45fpk)
If Hunter wrote that tweet, it's accurate.
If anyone else wrote it, that person must be doing drugs with Hunter.
Posted by: Wally at July 25, 2022 10:58 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
El Greco, why the long face?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 10:58 AM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2022 10:58 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 25, 2022 10:58 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2022 10:58 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: rickb223
Ex-Lax ?
Posted by: JT at July 25, 2022 10:58 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2022 10:59 AM (/WlZr)
Asking for a friend
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA
A puddle of melted candle?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2022 10:59 AM (+Dm7G)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2022 10:58 AM (trdmm)
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I kind of hate Manchin. He's just about the worst of the establishment mentality. Fuck that guy.
I hope he runs for that presidential primary. I hope he gets embarrassed by the decrepit fossil that is Joe Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 25, 2022 10:59 AM (LvTSG)
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No, really. Ned Resnikoff, a “senior editor” at the liberal website ThinkProgress, wrote on Facebook that he’d called a plumber to fix a clogged drain. The plumber showed up, did the job and left, but Resnikoff was left shaken, though with a functioning drain. Wrote Resnikoff, “He was a perfectly nice guy and a consummate professional. But he was also a middle-aged white man with a Southern accent who seemed unperturbed by this week’s news.”
This created fear: “While I had him in the apartment, I couldn’t stop thinking about whether he had voted for Trump, whether he knew my last name is Jewish, and how that knowledge might change the interaction we were having inside my own home.”
When it was all over, Resnikoff reported that he was “rattled” at the thought that a Trump supporter might have been in his home. “I couldn’t shake the sense of potential danger.”
https://tinyurl.com/2yz6xjy3
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 25, 2022 10:59 AM (6euYL)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 10:56 AM (5pTK/)
See you think like a Republican. That, more than anything else, is what makes Tulsi completely UNacceptable to democrats today. Why, she might even say there's a difference between men and women!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2022 10:59 AM (trdmm)
That dude has the gayest face I've ever seen.
Also, bonus irony: his position with Soros' foundation is that he's a public health expert.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2022 11:00 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2022 10:59 AM (/WlZr)
Certainly not my idea of a Good Time!!
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2022 11:00 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 25, 2022 10:09 AM (aaGzp)
Justin Castreau: The Red Pissant.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2022 11:00 AM (2Uu3u)
oh for the love of pete
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2022 11:00 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2022 11:00 AM (AW0uW)
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Must be that prosperity gospel I've been hearing about.
https://bit.ly/3S0ffYP
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 25, 2022 11:00 AM (FVME7)
https://tinyurl.com/2yz6xjy3
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 25, 2022 10:59 AM (6euYL)
This is giving me 3rd Reich vibes
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 11:01 AM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2022 11:01 AM (/WlZr)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 25, 2022 11:01 AM (906pl)
Posted by: JT at July 25, 2022 10:57 AM
You'd have a plethora of paintings to choose from.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2022 11:02 AM (4p7Em)
And also Cheney is putting we career in peril for doing her anti Trump thang.
Lol
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 11:02 AM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2022 11:00 AM (ZGrMX)
Well, since we are sorta talking about God here, He's certainly making these people look ridiculous.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2022 11:03 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: grammie winger
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One of Hub's clients is a huge lefty in St. Louis who would prolly shit bricks if he knew hubby's views.
Fortunately, hubby is a professional who does not discuss politics.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 25, 2022 11:03 AM (6euYL)
I despise "ThinkProgress" more than most of the liberal crapsites, because I remember how they got started. They are not just "Liberal", almost *every* editor and writer came from the Clinton admin, after Bush took office in 2000. It has always been the prime mouthpiece for the Clinton family organization.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2022 11:03 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 25, 2022 11:03 AM (1IRGY)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2022 11:00 AM (45fpk)
Yes, my love?
Posted by: Some Amorous Guy Named Pete at July 25, 2022 11:03 AM (1Yy3c)
Proof, if any was needed, that the fevered imaginations of fear dread and struggle live in the minds of weak men too.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 25, 2022 11:04 AM (MFphb)
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at July 25, 2022 10:52 AM (JCZqz)
++++
The hard-left lunatics usually reserve this kind of fawning praise for Hillary. Lizzie has really arrived.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 25, 2022 11:06 AM (WWh8n)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 11:07 AM (5pTK/)
The graft will have been paid in full, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 25, 2022 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
I will risk being the contrarian here. Delivery vans, on well-defined routes, out of base stations, is exactly the sort of role for which electric vehicles are suited. Not that electric vehicles are necessarily the best fit for the job, but it's within their performance parameters.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2022 11:08 AM (2Uu3u)
Fortunately, hubby is a professional who does not discuss politics.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 25, 2022 11:03 AM (6euYL)
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Wise.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 11:08 AM (5pTK/)
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It's funny that he's a "public health expert." You'd think a real public health expert would have more sense than to go offering his ass up to multiple random dudes he met on the street, especially in the midst of a monkeypox pandemic. But no, he's not the responsible party here. No, dang it, Big Daddy Government should have made his degenerate, promiscuous sexual activities safe for him! It's just not faaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrrrr!!!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 25, 2022 11:10 AM (MvHI3)
That's got to be tongue-in-cheek, right?
Posted by: grammie winger
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Reinforced by the media, perception becomes reality.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2022 11:10 AM (RCix1)
I agree. Local delivery is a task well suited for EV's. As long as they aren't moving heavy things.
I saw some company that was working on autonomous delivery vehicles that won't even need a driver.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 25, 2022 11:11 AM (Y5qcH)
And finally scrolled to the end and saw that this is Hieronymus Bosch.
Mystery solved.
Posted by: Tar Bae at July 25, 2022 11:56 AM (2pnP0)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 25, 2022 01:59 PM (Mzdiz)
Praise the Lord the oil is flowing from Russia.
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