Quick Hits

"Hot mom" criticized online for wearing very revealing neckline to son's seventh birthday party.

His birthday present was cleavage deep enough to plant a sapling in.

She was bending over here, to cup her hands around the birthday candle to keep it from blowing out in the wind:

She's a mother-of-two
I'll say!

In fairness, while the dress is kind of low cut (across the shoulders), The Girls didn't come out to play until she was in the bent-over position.

Pics and video at the link. She's pretty cute, and she's some kind of hot-blooded Romanian or Slav type. She also has tan lines.

Gender activists demand anthropologists stop identifying human remains as male or female.

We need to shut down TikTok. Do we really need an entire app dedicated to providing drama-prone young girls with another place to seek and exult in drama?

It's mentally unhealthy. China has destabilized America with this app and used it for espionage and they're even making money on it.

Dee
@DeeLeftMom
My daughter asked me why I wear a mask in the car when picking her up from beach volleyball clinic, when I'm alone in the car. I know it's petty of me, but it triggers a Republican mom who picks up her daughter at same time. She told me to stop. So, here's my answers.

She went off about mask at a beach vb tournament and said how libtards are so stupid they wear mask in the car when driving alone. Next clinic I started wearing mask in car, proving her right, first time she saw me, she's said stop... and here we are

She may be embarrassing her child and stirring up strife in her actual real life for admitted "petty" reasons, but what she wants is validation on Twitter from other sexless joyless leftwing Twitter Zombie women, and she does in fact get it.

So big win, I guess.

#WhoDatNation
@SAINTTLF
Sometimes petty is all we have

Dee
@DeeLeftMom
Replying to @SAINTTLF
It's my passive aggressive way of retaliating for all the harm Republicans are doing

#MomOfTheYear.

Don't worry about your daughter. Twitter is your real family, Dee.

Say, when does your ex-husband next have visitation rights?

Oh, how did I know you were divorced?

Just a guess. Just a wild guess.

"I saw the mediocre minds of my generation destroyed by wokeness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the affluent white suburbs at dawn looking for a Starbucks, caffeinated Karens burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the HOA machinery."
Posted by: aelfheld

Nancy Pelosi gives a quick denial and then even more quickly exits the stage when asked if her husband has ever made a stock purchase or sale based on information received from her.

Miranda Divine: Given Paul Pelosi obviously buying stock in American chip manufacturers based on insider information that Nancy Pelosi was pushing through a huge $52 billion subsidy package for
American chip manufacturers, it's time to outlaw congresspeople trading individual stocks.

Trading of individual stocks in Congress might not be illegal but it has to stop.
Speaker Nancy Pelosi and husband Paul are bad enough but it's not just them.
Everyone is outraged by Paul Pelosi's purchase in June of between $1 million and $5 million of stock in Nvidia, a semiconductor company, which is bound to benefit from legislation before Congress this week which will give $52 billion in subsidies to the computer chip industry.
It's just the latest in a string of prescient purchases for the Pelosis, revealed by financial disclosures required to be submitted periodically.
For instance, Paul Pelosi exercised options to purchase 25,000 Microsoft shares worth more than $5 million on March 19 last year, less than two weeks before the Army announced a $22 billion contract to buy augmented reality headsets from Microsoft which boosted the value of the shares.
But flying under the radar are lots of other members of Congress benefiting from the same uncanny luck, in a bipartisan grift that taints everything in Washington.

...
Frank Pallotta, Gottheimer's Republican challenger in Northern New Jersey's 5th district, has spent almost three decades on Wall Street at Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley and is disgusted by the lax rules in Congress around insider trading.
"It boggles the mind that Congress, that has access to far more sensitive information at a higher level than Wall Street, isn't subject to the same rules.
"It's a license to steal."

And, I'd add, their family members should be disbarred from trading in stocks too.

Now, you may say: How do you bar a family member from trading in stocks? They're not the ones taking the job as congressman; they're not signing papers agreeing to give up the right to trade stocks.

Well, no, but you can make them all "covered persons" and make the congressman they're related to pay money to the US government in the amount family members profit from trades in individual stocks which any panel finds may have been affected by US government changes within a year.

Okay, Nancy, your husband just made $30 million in that trade? Here's your bill for $30 million dollars. Pay at the drive through, please come again.

I don't care if it bankrupts these bastards.

In addition, I know that there are statistical methods which can prove the strong likelihood of insider knowledge behind stock trades. Generally, that kind of statistical method wouldn't be allowable at trial.

Congressmen must sign a waiver permitting the use of statistical methods to prove the likelihood of insider knowledge behind their profits, or the profits of their family members of close associates, in the market in administrative hearings, and profits found to have been accrued by insider knowledge must be disgorged. And they agree that they are not permitted to appeal to the courts about the use of statistical proof.

Something like that.

REPORTER: "Is there a plan in place to transfer power to Vice President Harris if the president's situation gets worse?"

KJP: "He's able to do the business of the American people from the residence, and that's what matters right now."

"So there's no plan in place then?" pic.twitter.com/OrFbjHHz0f
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) July 21, 2022

Shut the f*** up, charmless, graceless sub-moron:

Reporter: "Where exactly was the president infected?"

Jha: "Where was he infected? I don't think we know. I certainly don't know. If you have any thoughts on that..."

Karine Jean-Pierre: "Look, I don't think that matters, right? I think what matters is we prepared for this[.]" pic.twitter.com/rMUFBL3uu4
— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) July 21, 2022

The only things that matter are the talking points we've agreed to push out to the press.

F*** you.

Groomers must not be allowed to serve in any job with authority or influence over, or access to, children:

Non-binary teacher says she read book about pronouns and gender identity- and then two students, including a first grader, came out as trans. pic.twitter.com/7t0Wvjq7bv
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) July 19, 2022

Teachers claims entire class of second grade students changed their pronouns and it’s being kept a secret from “unsafe” adults pic.twitter.com/Zn8sPHc2gc
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) July 21, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM

Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 21, 2022 07:32 PM (6jpby)

2 Huh?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2022 07:33 PM (63Dwl)

3 "So there's no plan in place then?

We would be better off if no plan existed.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 21, 2022 07:33 PM (6jpby)

4 Strange things are afoot at the Circle K, Ted.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 21, 2022 07:34 PM (u73oe)

5 #stoppickingonMILFs

Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 07:35 PM (Ti+Tv)

6 Birthday mom deserves a gift of her own. I find her enthusiasm refreshing.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 21, 2022 07:35 PM (0ocXn)

7 I see nothing wrong with her dress except that it's not on my bedroom floor.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2022 07:35 PM (2oHWb)

8 Mara Liasson says Joe meant to say the vax will lessen the symptoms of coof and not keep you from getting it.
npr to the rescue

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2022 07:35 PM (63Dwl)

9 Q: Where exactly was the President infected?

A: That'd be in the butt, Bob.

Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 07:35 PM (Ti+Tv)

10 You're a sicko if you are discussing this stuff with first graders, and even the second picture of the woman of the woman in the blue plaid makes me not want to click on the link.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 07:35 PM (PrR4G)

11 I nooded.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 21, 2022 07:36 PM (6jpby)

12 Whoa nellie...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, 59 degrees and foggy at July 21, 2022 07:36 PM (jTmQV)

13 Snoo!
It's gone just like this cocaine laid out on my IPad will soon be.
💅

Posted by: Hanging Richard at July 21, 2022 07:36 PM (QlMPF)

14 Bumfuzzled

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 21, 2022 07:36 PM (es0Dj)

15 Is it just me or did the evening Cafe post just vanish? Is ace mucking around with his time machine again? Did the flux capacitor break down?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 21, 2022 07:36 PM (K5n5d)

16 Used to be troglodytes bragging about fucking with kid's heads would be grounds for a boot stomp but I guess these days it's all the rage on the toks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2022 07:36 PM (2oHWb)

17 Nooded on what?

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2022 07:36 PM (2JoB8)

18 Doggie thread is gone.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 21, 2022 07:36 PM (b+v9B)

19 Romanian hot mom is hot. My type.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at July 21, 2022 07:36 PM (xcxpd)

20 I'm just going to offer kudos to the birthday candle mom photographer.

Posted by: Weasel at July 21, 2022 07:36 PM (0IeYL)

21 17 Nooded on what?
Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2022 07:36 PM (2JoB

Nood on that rack at the top of the post.

Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 07:37 PM (Ti+Tv)

22 More pathetic than Tiktok is the idea that there are podcasts that talk about videos on tiktok. Reminds me of the comedian...Im not fishing, Im WATCHING fishing..I need to get a life!

Posted by: a dude in MI at July 21, 2022 07:37 PM (/6GbT)

23 Did something unexpected just happen here?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 21, 2022 07:37 PM (eGTCV)

24 Wha hoppen to Cafe?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 21, 2022 07:37 PM (PiwSw)

25 Girls wear way more revealing stuff in the gym. If they like you, they will show you booba and smirk. Not even kidding...

Posted by: Hanging Richard at July 21, 2022 07:38 PM (QlMPF)

26 I trust that seven year old boy is not aroused by his mother's low neckline. Anyway. I expect he's seen it before.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 07:38 PM (PrR4G)

27 I hope like hell MBS gave it to him with the fistbump.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2022 07:39 PM (UDDta)

28 it will be back. they always come back.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 21, 2022 07:39 PM (5HBd1)

29 Joe Mannix fill in here:

"Busty Brunette showing generous top boob in a tight kinky purple leopard dress would like burn Biden more than those candles!"

Posted by: Boswell at July 21, 2022 07:39 PM (+Cgut)

30 I preferred the original Cafe post.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 07:39 PM (PrR4G)

31 26 I trust that seven year old boy is not aroused by his mother's low neckline. Anyway. I expect he's seen it before.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 07:38 PM (PrR4G)

Hopefully he hasn't been groomed by perverts yet, to even care to notice.

Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 07:40 PM (Ti+Tv)

32 Weasel, whatchoo doing up in here?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2022 07:40 PM (UDDta)

33 What do you call a willow from the future?

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Yeah, I can top all your Edinburgh stories.

I got married there to my bride, the love of my life.

We made for quite the tourist attraction walking the Royal Mile in our wedding clothes.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 21, 2022 07:40 PM (5p7BC)

34 Cafe went poof
Thinking it was a premature swap of threads.

https://tinyurl.com/ye2xu2a9
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Check out #19, I want one

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2022 07:40 PM (2JoB8)

35 Skulls and roses belong on a biker, not a teacher.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 21, 2022 07:41 PM (i5lJm)

36 Basically th3 Uggos and Fatties have Teh Sadz and are harassing that beautiful MILF for wearing a normal summer dress.
I hate the Uggos and Fatties. They ruin everything including Western Civilization.

Posted by: Hanging Richard at July 21, 2022 07:41 PM (QlMPF)

37

Future Forward PAC "MAGA Republicans" ad being shown on Fox News

https://youtu.be/gH686ZJiYsw

(audio is kind of weak on this link)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2022 07:41 PM (63Dwl)

38 Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2022 07:40 PM (UDDta)
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Not much! You?

Posted by: Weasel at July 21, 2022 07:41 PM (0IeYL)

39 Did the IRA blowup the cafe? Why? The cafe isn't a pub.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 21, 2022 07:41 PM (sAmhv)

40 That mom is a 32B at best.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2022 07:41 PM (UDDta)

41 I'm almost convinced that these type of articles are produced for clicks.

Journalist scouts twitter for hot picks, contacts said hot chick, says hey, we'll make you twitter famous, writes up article for click bait.

Kind of like the Kardashians.

Ginned up boob outrage from thin air.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2022 07:42 PM (2oHWb)

42 Want some cake, big boy?

Posted by: Hot Mom at July 21, 2022 07:42 PM (Xrfse)

43 Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 07:40 PM (Ti+Tv)

That's what I meant.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 07:42 PM (PrR4G)

44 40 That mom is a 32B at best.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2022 07:41 PM (UDDta)

They will fill a champagne glass though.

Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 07:42 PM (Ti+Tv)

45 Basically th3 Uggos and Fatties have Teh Sadz and are harassing that beautiful MILF for wearing a normal summer dress.
I hate the Uggos and Fatties. They ruin everything including Western Civilization.

Posted by: Hanging Richard at July 21, 2022 07:41 PM (QlMPF)

So it seems.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2022 07:43 PM (VwHCD)

46 But but but, muh free trade principles, such a move would stifle innovative capitalism*

*and I assure you the impact on Congressional graft would be too small to notice!

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 21, 2022 07:43 PM (hOUT3)

47 43 Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 07:40 PM (Ti+Tv)

That's what I meant.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 07:42 PM (PrR4G)

We can only hope and pray.

Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 07:43 PM (Ti+Tv)

48 >> The Girls didn't come out to play until she was in the bent-over position.

Free, free, set them free.

Posted by: Sting at July 21, 2022 07:44 PM (uWF4x)

49 They will fill a champagne glass though.

Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 07:42 PM (Ti+Tv)

Looks like the kid already sucked them flat. She is cute though.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2022 07:44 PM (VwHCD)

50 I trust that seven year old boy is not aroused by his mother's low neckline.

"Boy" not even identify as a male. Get with it, geez.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2022 07:45 PM (guGkK)

51 Weasel , rounding out my day with a little Horde-I-Culture

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2022 07:45 PM (UDDta)

52 Reminds me: Today is the 35th anniversary of the release of Appetite for Destruction.

Yikes. The years go by.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 21, 2022 07:45 PM (89T5c)

53 I've never understood breast size nomenclature.

Who invented boob scales?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2022 07:45 PM (2oHWb)

54 That gal at the birthday party; her last name is Dicuru so yes, some variety of Slav. She is a sultry minx.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 21, 2022 07:45 PM (sAmhv)

55 Snoo cafe was such a lovely way to wind down from a hot, mean day. But a day on AoS without T&A? Unimaginable!

Posted by: Lola at July 21, 2022 07:45 PM (NIYa7)

56 8 Mara Liasson says Joe meant to say the vax will lessen the symptoms of coof and not keep you from getting it.
npr to the rescue
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. /i]

I always thought her name was Liar Marasson, was I wrong to think that?

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 21, 2022 07:46 PM (hOUT3)

57 Willowed: Is this English?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Not only English; but, it happens all too often.
Engineer reported sending fix to customer. I was 'technical sales' and at a meeting the *engineer* didn't have the requisite 'checked into source code library' box checked.
I asked that he put the all the source code in SCML. Engineer says 'I can't I've already made changes to my 'sandbox'.
So the customer (very large) has code that no sales engineer can duplicate and the next time he finds a problem the sales engineer is going to look like a fool.
I might have lost my temper.
The guy holding the meeting went to my boss. My boss said " you want AZ_D replaced? Okay, I'll come in his stead, and remember Bob, I can get people fired."
Bob decided I was doing just fine.
And we did look like fools the next time the huge customer had a problem we couldn't duplicate.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 21, 2022 07:46 PM (eTYni)

58
Looks like the kid already sucked them flat. She is cute though.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2022 07:44 PM (VwHCD)

She is making a memorable birthday for her son. For that, she is beautiful.

Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 07:46 PM (Ti+Tv)

59 Reminds me: Today is the 35th anniversary of the release of Appetite for Destruction.

Yikes. The years go by.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 21, 2022 07:45 PM (89T5c)

Holy shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2022 07:46 PM (VwHCD)

60 No thanks, mom, I'm not hungry right now.

Posted by: Birthday Boy at July 21, 2022 07:46 PM (oTZbj)

61 Who invented boob scales?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2022 07:45 PM (2oHWb)

Metric or American?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2022 07:46 PM (guGkK)

62 Reminds me: Today is the 35th anniversary of the release of Appetite for Destruction.

Yikes. The years go by.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 21, 2022 07:45 PM (89T5c)
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I remember when it came out. And yet, I'm only 29...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 21, 2022 07:46 PM (K5n5d)

63 Posted by: Hanging Richard at July 21, 2022 07:41 PM (QlMPF)

It is such a pleasure to know that all conservative women don't weigh more than 130 lbs and look springlike and lovely their entire lives.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 07:47 PM (PrR4G)

64 Wait. What happened to the Cafe?

Posted by: Tuna at July 21, 2022 07:47 PM (gLRfa)

65 Why do parents not take a stand against these mentally ill degenerates in schools? No tranny should ever be employed as a teacher of young people. What they are doing to children is straight abuse. Kids don't have any idea what's being discussed. This is grooming.

Posted by: E. A. Blair at July 21, 2022 07:47 PM (UGpPs)

66 28 it will be back. they always come back.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 21, 2022 07:39 PM (5HBd1)

Well, unless they are disappeared on purpose. Weirddave had one on (at the time) friend of the blog Rick Wilson that disappeared faster than a bag of cheeseburgers on set during lunch at The View.

Posted by: Bete at July 21, 2022 07:47 PM (HVuiX)

67 Weasel , rounding out my day with a little Horde-I-Culture
Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2022 07:45 PM (UDDta)
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Ha! Same here I guess. The two-week repaving project of our one block long street wrapped up today, so I don't have to set my alarm for 6am to see if the asphalt guys are coming to work.

Posted by: Weasel at July 21, 2022 07:48 PM (NQycO)

68 64 Wait. What happened to the Cafe?
Posted by: Tuna at July 21, 2022 07:47 PM (gLRfa)

Bunch of homeless druggies pitched tents in front. We all moved over here.

Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 07:48 PM (Ti+Tv)

69 61 Who invented boob scales?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2022 07:45 PM (2oHWb)

Metric or American?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2022 07:46 PM (guGkK

Great question. How do the British measure boobs?

What about the Scandis? Or the Greeks?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2022 07:49 PM (2oHWb)

70 40 That mom is a 32B at best.
Posted by: Ben Had

Nothing like a nice round number BH!

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 21, 2022 07:49 PM (hOUT3)

71 That mom is a 32B at best.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2022 07:41 PM

MeAgain is a self-proclaimed 34B.

Posted by: zombie Jasper at July 21, 2022 07:50 PM (7ebcQ)

72 From the TikTok posts I'd say that the educational system is the number one employer of mentally ill girls in the nation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2022 07:50 PM (guGkK)

73 Metric Boob Scales would be a great band name.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 21, 2022 07:50 PM (CCf67)

74 What is the crime here, being attractive? Sorry, she's guilty.

Posted by: t-bird at July 21, 2022 07:50 PM (IyauK)

75 "I saw the mediocre minds of my generation destroyed by wokeness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the affluent white suburbs at dawn looking for a Starbucks, caffeinated Karens burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the HOA machinery."
Posted by: aelfheld

That really needs bongos and finger snapping applause.

Well done.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 21, 2022 07:50 PM (AiZBA)

76 My mother was breast feeding my younger sister once and I was four or five and, being little, I couldn't help myself being right there - and I reached out to touch one - and my mother slapped me hard across the face. I never forgot it.

There are no go zones - better to learn them early.

Posted by: Boswell at July 21, 2022 07:50 PM (+Cgut)

77 54 That gal at the birthday party; her last name is Dicuru so yes, some variety of Slav. She is a sultry minx.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 21, 2022 07:45 PM (sAmhv)

"Excited! Gonna go out to dinner with the old dickaroo."

Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 07:50 PM (Ti+Tv)

78 What happened to the Café? All the snooty Frog waiters walked out.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2022 07:50 PM (UDDta)

79 Reminds me: Today is the 35th anniversary of the release of Appetite for Destruction.

Yikes. The years go by.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

They certainly do. Great album.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 21, 2022 07:51 PM (sAmhv)

80 That poor kid almost had his eye poked out by his brazen hussy mother!

"I CALL FOR COMMON SENSE NIPPLE CONTROL!!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at July 21, 2022 07:52 PM (keiIU)

81 Why do you rob bands? That is where the money is...

Why do you teach children? That is where ...

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 21, 2022 07:52 PM (5p7BC)

82 54 That gal at the birthday party; her last name is Dicuru so yes, some variety of Slav. She is a sultry minx.

By strange coincidence, the Dicuru is a small fish that lodges itself inside your urethra.

Make of it what you will.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2022 07:52 PM (guGkK)

83 69 61 Who invented boob scales?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2022 07:45 PM (2oHWb)

Metric or American?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2022 07:46 PM (guGkK

Great question. How do the British measure boobs?

We use apples. It was my greatest achievement

Posted by: Isaac Newton at July 21, 2022 07:52 PM (qwO6y)

84 "Gender activists push to bar anthropologists from identifying human remains as ‘male’ or ‘female’."

Yeah, I'm gonna need you to fuck all the way off.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 21, 2022 07:52 PM (M9XmQ)

85 80 That poor kid almost had his eye poked out by his brazen hussy mother!

"I CALL FOR COMMON SENSE NIPPLE CONTROL!!!"
Posted by: Sharkman at July 21, 2022 07:52 PM (keiIU

Joe Mannix hardest hit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2022 07:53 PM (2oHWb)

86 Employers used to ban face, neck and hand tattoos and hair with weird unnatural colors (blue, pink, etc.). Notice how as those restrictions have been lifted, the craziness has only gotten worse?

Why not implement a return to those restrictions? Especially in critical positions that influence children, e.g., teachers. If nothing else, it would reduce the numbers of these crazies in these positions.

Posted by: Rusty Trawler at July 21, 2022 07:53 PM (1gif2)

87 Posted by: t-bird at July 21, 2022 07:50 PM (IyauK)

Social media is anti social.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 07:53 PM (PrR4G)

88 Nothing wrong with that dress. It's been hot.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 21, 2022 07:53 PM (Y+l9t)

89 Yeah, I'm gonna need you to fuck all the way off.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 21, 2022 07:52 PM (M9XmQ)

I read that in a Pitch Guy voice.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 21, 2022 07:53 PM (PiwSw)

90 Why not implement a return to those restrictions? Especially in critical positions that influence children, e.g., teachers. If nothing else, it would reduce the numbers of these crazies in these positions.
Posted by: Rusty Trawler at July 21, 2022 07:53 PM (1gif2)

I remember when elementary school teachers dressed up for school and tried to look like professionals.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2022 07:54 PM (guGkK)

91 More pathetic than Tiktok is the idea that there are podcasts that talk about videos on tiktok. Reminds me of the comedian...Im not fishing, Im WATCHING fishing..I need to get a life!
Posted by: a dude in MI at July 21, 2022 07:37 PM

Those are up there with the YouTube reaction videos where some douche reacts to some more qualified YouTuber products. The worst are inbred Englishmen mumbling their way through a video that they could never produce.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 21, 2022 07:55 PM (u9Awk)

92 Mara Liasson says Joe meant to say the vax will lessen the symptoms of coof and not keep you from getting it.
npr to the rescue
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. /i]
_______________________

Ok, then why say it is an "epidemic of the unvaccinated"? That's entirely inconsistent with conceding that the vaccinated will still get it, if that is indeed what he "meant" to say.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 21, 2022 07:56 PM (es0Dj)

93 Thanks for the 20 Skip.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 21, 2022 07:57 PM (vEfR1)

94 >>it's time to outlaw congresspeople trading individual stocks.

This is short sighted. Let them trade under new rules.

ALL trades must be publically published 24 hours PRIOR to taking place.

Once a Trade is Published, it MUST be made.

No takebacks.

Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2022 07:57 PM (EM4Pb)

95 Hot mom >>>> mask mom

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 21, 2022 07:57 PM (kf6Ak)

96 I pine for a tit. Any tit. Mostly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2022 07:57 PM (BFigT)

97 Mara Liasson says Joe meant to say the vax will lessen the symptoms of coof and not keep you from getting it.
npr to the rescue
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Funny, but I don't remember Mara Liasson ever finishing Trump's sentences for him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2022 07:58 PM (guGkK)

98 I have a little anecdote from the recent NoVaMoMe. There was a small birthday party for a little maybe six year old boy going on nearby with five or six of the kid's friends in attendance, plus a few adults. It was a nice little simple picnic affair that didn't cost $10,000 and feature a flyby by the Blue Angels or anything. Just fried chicken and sodas and a couple of balloons. Since our group was done eating, I asked mom if she'd like to have what was left of the enormous platter of cookies our caterer had made. She seemed to really appreciate the gesture, accepted the offer, and the chirrun got to work. I wish more parents would have little simple affairs like that rather than extravagant parties that probably send the wrong message to the kids.
Anyhoo, anyone who was part of the MoMe contributed to the kid's party that day.

Posted by: Weasel at July 21, 2022 07:58 PM (0IeYL)

99 I was watching number 19 when my life changed forever...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, 59 degrees and foggy at July 21, 2022 07:58 PM (jTmQV)

100 96 I pine for a tit. Any tit. Mostly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2022 07:57 PM (BFig

Big bird watcher?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2022 07:58 PM (2oHWb)

101 The dress is fine and mom isn't some artificial tit jobber. Unless you're King Kong 32B is still a handful.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2022 07:58 PM (UDDta)

102 96 I pine for a tit. Any tit. Mostly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2022 07:57 PM (BFigT)

Come here, big boy!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 21, 2022 07:58 PM (PiwSw)

103
Employers used to ban face, neck and hand tattoos and hair with weird unnatural colors (blue, pink, etc.). Notice how as those restrictions have been lifted, the craziness has only gotten worse?

__________

"I am a proud, black woman and you are not going to tell me how my hair looks! Issue over! Issue over! Issue over!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2022 07:58 PM (/U27+)

104 Martha Stewart is single-handedly supporting the stock price on Zantac dealing with her rage induced stomach ulcers.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2022 07:59 PM (xhaym)

105 Of all the videos I've posted about litter picking and eco-living - which I would love to go viral - it was this that did.

I think pretty birthday mom trying to have a nice little party for her son is probably a leftist. Who else uses this term eco-living?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 07:59 PM (PrR4G)

106 I read that in a Pitch Guy voice.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

Then I wrote it well.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 21, 2022 07:59 PM (M9XmQ)

107 I remember when elementary school teachers dressed up for school and tried to look like professionals.
Posted by: Cicero

Being 29, I remember girls had to wear dresses to school.

Posted by: Infidel at July 21, 2022 07:59 PM (mn1Pi)

108 I pine for a tit. Any tit. Mostly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2022 07:57 PM (BFigT)

https://tinyurl.com/ftcre39f

Enjoy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2022 08:00 PM (guGkK)

109 "I am a proud, black woman and you are not going to tell me how my hair looks! Issue over! Issue over! Issue over!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
___

Funny, those women in the posted tik-tok videos looked white to me.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 21, 2022 08:00 PM (MYp8q)

110 " Ican not tell a lie. I like tits." -

Shit George Washington Said, Vol I. ed. iv.

Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2022 08:00 PM (EM4Pb)

111 no woman that age has no idea that the girls will come out for a quick peek out when she wears that low of a dress.

The polite thing is to pretend one doesn't have one's nose poked down the cleavage, and admire quietly.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2022 08:00 PM (xhaym)

112 Babylon Bee
Biden races to sniff one last girl before losing his sense of smell from COVID

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 21, 2022 08:01 PM (kf6Ak)

113 My employer has "blackout periods" during which we cannot trade our company stock, no ifs ands or buts; also multiple warnings about the various ways in which you might "accidentally" share insider information with family or friends or even some dude in the grocery store or wherever that could get the SEC interested.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2022 08:01 PM (llON8)

114 https://tinyurl.com/ftcre39f

Enjoy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2022 08:00 PM (guGkK)

I wasn't born yesterday!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2022 08:01 PM (2oHWb)

115 "I am a proud, black woman and you are not going to tell me how my hair looks! Issue over! Issue over! Issue over!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2022 07:58 PM (/U27+)

Word. - Pink Haired HR Lady.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 21, 2022 08:01 PM (6jpby)

116 Weasel, how lovely. You guys are the best.

MoMe MoMe MoMe !!!!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2022 08:01 PM (UDDta)

117 I think pretty birthday mom trying to have a nice little party for her son is probably a leftist. Who else uses this term eco-living?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 07:59 PM (PrR4G)

Hollywood liberals who claim to get by with a single square per wipe?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 21, 2022 08:01 PM (CCf67)

118 The polite thing is to pretend one doesn't have one's nose poked down the cleavage, and admire quietly.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2022 08:00 PM (xhaym)

AND NO VIDEOS!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2022 08:02 PM (guGkK)

119 Then we have this dimwit. "I'm too hot to pick up my son at nursery school. Mums give me the death stare." Narcissistic a little? I'm filling in for Joe Mannix this once. Scroll down for boobie picture

https://tinyurl.com/ymh3ydr2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 08:02 PM (PrR4G)

120 >>My employer has "blackout periods" during which we cannot trade our company stock, no ifs ands or buts; also multiple warnings about the various ways in which you might "accidentally" share insider information with family or friends or even some dude in the grocery store or wherever that could get the SEC interested.

Yes. Those are the rules the rest of us little people play by.

I would also like to Tax the fuckers at 101% for their gains over base salary.

Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2022 08:03 PM (EM4Pb)

121
AND NO VIDEOS!!!
Posted by: Cicero

Where is the fun in that? It's a birthday party and a little birthday suit viewing isn't going to harm anyone.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 21, 2022 08:03 PM (vEfR1)

122 Hollywood liberals who claim to get by with a single square per wipe?
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 21, 2022 08:01 PM (CCf67)

Yeah, they really stink.

*somebody had to pick that low hanging fruit*

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 21, 2022 08:03 PM (AiZBA)

123 I saw the Metric Boob Scales open for the B-Cups at the Baserieratoriorm way back in double aught 7.

Show was kinda flat.

:/

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at July 21, 2022 08:03 PM (1DgE4)

124
MoMe MoMe MoMe !!!!!!
Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2022 08:01 PM (UDDta)
------
All y'all come to Texas and see what MoMe'n is all about!

Posted by: Weasel at July 21, 2022 08:04 PM (0IeYL)

125 Posted by: Hanging Richard at July 21, 2022 07:41 PM (QlMPF)

It is such a pleasure to know that all conservative women don't weigh more than 130 lbs and look springlike and lovely their entire lives.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

They could if they stopped eating trash, stopped going to buffets, stop eating seed oils and refined sugar, did yoga and cardio or gym.
Conservatives should be promoting everything Beautiful, Good, and True like self control and treating their bodies like temples. Zero excuses anymore with all the information out there.
By the way, that lady is mid. Lets not act like she is more than a 7.

Posted by: Hanging Richard at July 21, 2022 08:04 PM (QlMPF)

126 I am thinking I need to keep tabs on what stocks Paul Pelosi and eyepatch McCain buy. I could probably strike it really rich if I could buy those stocks exactly when those guys do

Posted by: keena at July 21, 2022 08:04 PM (RiTnx)

127 SMH, you and Cow Horse Queen letting your hair down is a huge heart memory.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2022 08:05 PM (UDDta)

128 I recall when I was in my thirties, as was my wife, and all the wimmens in the neighborhood were mostly the same age... and all had had some kids, and all were not nubile teens or tweens.
I lusted in my heart (ala Jimmeh) after each and every one. And never gaped nor made inappropriate comments.
Fecund wimmens are sexier than barren wimmen.

Posted by: MkY at July 21, 2022 08:05 PM (cPGH3)

129 I came here for the witty ripostes.

Where are all the witty ripostes?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2022 08:06 PM (guGkK)

130 96 I pine for a tit. Any tit. Mostly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2022 07:57 PM (BFig

Bushtits

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 21, 2022 08:06 PM (M+Lyo)

131 {{{Ben Had}}}

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 21, 2022 08:06 PM (MYp8q)

132 >>By the way, that lady is mid. Lets not act like she is more than a 7.

There is only 0 and 1.

Those are your choices.

(And she's only a 7 in Wisconsin.)

Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2022 08:06 PM (EM4Pb)

133 Anyhoo, anyone who was part of the MoMe contributed to the kid's party that day.
Posted by: Weasel at July 21, 2022 07:58 PM (0IeYL)

Awww. What a great story

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 21, 2022 08:06 PM (kf6Ak)

134 Dimwit performs with her husband on "Only fans" video.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 08:07 PM (PrR4G)

135 I lusted in my heart (ala Jimmeh) after each and every one. And never gaped nor made inappropriate comments.
Fecund wimmens are sexier than barren wimmen.
Posted by: MkY at July 21, 2022 08:05 PM (cPGH3)

My favorite Billy Carter story is when a journalist tracked him down and asked him if he ever lusted after a woman not his wife, and he looked at the journalist and said "You must think I'm an idiot."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 21, 2022 08:07 PM (PiwSw)

136 Then we have this dimwit. "I'm too hot to pick up my son at nursery school. Mums give me the death stare." Narcissistic a little? I'm filling in for Joe Mannix this once. Scroll down for boobie picture
FenelonSpoke

Yup. If she's gettin' the stink eye, it's cause she's givin' out vibes.
She's nothing to look twice at.

Posted by: MkY at July 21, 2022 08:07 PM (cPGH3)

137 I am thinking I need to keep tabs on what stocks Paul Pelosi and eyepatch McCain buy. I could probably strike it really rich if I could buy those stocks exactly when those guys do
Posted by: keena

YOU will go to jail for insider trading.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 21, 2022 08:08 PM (vEfR1)

138 Gotta define "mostly" And "tit".

Fuckers

Posted by: Martin66i Farmer at July 21, 2022 08:08 PM (BFigT)

139 I always wonder what metallica would have been if they didn't fire Mustaine. But then there would have been no Megadeth.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 21, 2022 08:08 PM (t3/qz)

140 Where are all the witty ripostes?

===

They are under paywall.

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2022 08:09 PM (V13WU)

141 96 I pine for a tit. Any tit. Mostly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2022 07:57 PM (BFigT)

it's good to have goals

Posted by: REDACTED at July 21, 2022 08:09 PM (us2H3)

142 My favorite Billy Carter story is when a journalist tracked him down and asked him if he ever lusted after a woman not his wife, and he looked at the journalist and said "You must think I'm an idiot."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 21, 2022 08:07 PM (PiwSw)

LOL. Billy Carter, smarter than a journolist. That had to sting.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 21, 2022 08:09 PM (6jpby)

143 Yeah, they really stink.

*somebody had to pick that low hanging fruit*
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 21, 2022 08:03 PM (AiZBA)

This why the cameras, microphones, and adoring throngs are all standing upwind.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 21, 2022 08:09 PM (CCf67)

144 By the way, that lady is mid. Lets not act like she is more than a 7.

You should advertise your personal training business on ASHQ. He'd make some money and it would be better than $92. 00 an hour Sarah or the former "Lace Wigs" gal.

I consider people attractive or not. I've never thought about them in terms of a number.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 08:10 PM (PrR4G)

145 It is probably illegal to track congressional trades and make mirror trades. Insurrection and threatening democracy or something.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 21, 2022 08:10 PM (t3/qz)

146 Ain't nobody gonna chip a tooth on the breast of a mother.
Everyone has preferences. I like Moms.

Posted by: MkY at July 21, 2022 08:10 PM (cPGH3)

147 Yup. If she's gettin' the stink eye, it's cause she's givin' out vibes.
She's nothing to look twice at.
Posted by: MkY at July 21, 2022 08:07 PM (cPGH3)

Have her stand on her head and twerk., Let's see if that helps.

Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 08:10 PM (Ti+Tv)

148 Suppose I could make a fortune making strap on tits for use during buttsex?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2022 08:11 PM (UDDta)

149
Seeing more masks in the stores. How soon before fall variant hysteria season begins?

At least it's nice to see prominent maskomaniacs getting COVID. Not that they'll draw any conclusions themselves but it shows more sensible people that we can't "shut the virus down".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2022 08:11 PM (/U27+)

150 >>I consider people attractive or not. I've never thought about them in terms of a number.

You are a 0.

Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2022 08:11 PM (EM4Pb)

151 144 By the way, that lady is mid. Lets not act like she is more than a 7.

Is that 7 hot or 7 crazy, Fen?

Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 08:12 PM (Ti+Tv)

152 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2022 08:12 PM (T4tVD)

153 We had Billy Beer. Do we have Hunter Heroin?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 21, 2022 08:12 PM (t3/qz)

154 >> If she's gettin' the stink eye, it's cause she's givin' out vibes.

Nah. Women hate attractive women.
They cling to them, but only to claw at them.

Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2022 08:13 PM (EM4Pb)

155 I came here for the witty ripostes.

Where are all the witty ripostes?
Posted by: Cicero
_________________

You came for the witty riposte. You got pics of milf with titty topmost.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 21, 2022 08:13 PM (es0Dj)

156 It's lagged, and there is one for Senators, but it's interesting.
I bought WFC just cause Mitch the Bitch was buying up loads a few months ago.

https://housestockwatcher.com/summary_by_rep

Posted by: MkY at July 21, 2022 08:13 PM (cPGH3)

157 "Gender activists push to bar anthropologists from identifying human remains as ‘male’ or ‘female’."

Fine, by chromosomes it is then. Good luck standing in front of you microwave until an X or Y decides to change to what you think it should.

Posted by: Bete at July 21, 2022 08:14 PM (HVuiX)

158 >>We had Billy Beer. Do we have Hunter Heroin?

We have Free Crack Pipes.

Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2022 08:14 PM (EM4Pb)

159 Maybe Cafe will show up again but it's past bedtime
Everyone have a great evening and stay cool

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2022 08:15 PM (2JoB8)

160 It is probably illegal to track congressional trades and make mirror trades. Insurrection and threatening democracy or something.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 21, 2022 08:10 PM (t3/qz)

If the yokels, and common slobs get rich just like their elected representatives, then the terrorists will have won.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 21, 2022 08:15 PM (CCf67)

161 Trump and Pence dueling rallies tomorrow in Az.
Trump for Lake and Pence for the weird looking billionaire. Comparing rallies should be fun.

Posted by: Fool Otto at July 21, 2022 08:15 PM (DB16e)

162 Attention whore.

However, she found it hilarious and shared it on TikTok with the caption "When you didn't realise your boobies were stealing the spotlight at your son's birthday party until you saw pics and vid later that evening!"

Oh, look at my tits hanging out! OMG why is everyone focusing on my tits? I am being attacked!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 21, 2022 08:15 PM (t3/qz)

163 134 Dimwit performs with her husband on "Only fans" video.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 08:07 PM (PrR4G)

"Lena Nersesian, 31, who has more than 1.6 million fans on YouTube, went viral after revealing that she lets friends sleep with her partner, Adam John Grandmaison."

Dunno. Seems sad.But yeah, I probably wouldn't want that ho near my impressionable young kids either. I'm narrow minded that way.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 21, 2022 08:16 PM (kf6Ak)

164 Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 08:12 PM (Ti+Tv)

Sorry; # Top 144 was a quote from clean living, treat your body as a temple poster "Hanging Richard" in 125. I don't rank peoples looks by number. They may initially be attractive or not and those views might change as I get to know them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 08:16 PM (PrR4G)

165 James Jaeger?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 21, 2022 08:16 PM (t3/qz)

166 Do the people trolling the birthday boobs praise the fag parades?

Posted by: Fool Otto at July 21, 2022 08:18 PM (DB16e)

167 Joe Biden is asshoe but I don't wish ill on the guy. That being said, if he died of covid the propaganda would be pretty hilarious. "Just because the chief spokesman and enforcer of covid vaccines died from covid doesn't mean they don't work Who cares about the empirical science anyway? Vaccines are safe and effective, that's our truth dammit! Everyone must get a shot to save our precious democracy! REEEEEeeEe"

Posted by: CppThis at July 21, 2022 08:18 PM (UewuT)

168 They may initially be attractive or not and those views might change as I get to know them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 08:16 PM (PrR4G)

Looks fade with time, but not attractiveness.

Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 08:18 PM (Ti+Tv)

169 154 >> If she's gettin' the stink eye, it's cause she's givin' out vibes.

But enough about me...

Posted by: Hope solo's brown eye at July 21, 2022 08:20 PM (0Qrr3)

170 >I consider people attractive or not. I've never thought about them in terms of a number.

This. That mindset takes into consideration the non
physical attributes. Some of the ugliest people I've met were hot.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at July 21, 2022 08:20 PM (TIOIq)

171 I've a better rule, because needlessly complicated is better:

The highest value trades of any congressman and their families are awarded to random a verified voter in the nearest district represented by a member of the opposite party.

Winners are announced the week before election.

Nancy makes bank and some rando in McCarthy's district gets a million.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 21, 2022 08:20 PM (nW2XP)

172 her eye glass chain shows she has the taste of a Philistine

that , in itself, is a deal breaker

Posted by: REDACTED at July 21, 2022 08:21 PM (us2H3)

173 Out: WE BELIEVE IN SCIENCE IN THIS HOUSE!

In: I know it's petty of me, but it triggers a Republican mom who picks up her daughter at same time.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2022 08:21 PM (ESjRY)

174 129 I came here for the witty ripostes.

Where are all the witty ripostes?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2022 08:06 PM (guGkK)

You have to wait until the old folks go to bed.

Posted by: Javems at July 21, 2022 08:22 PM (AmoqO)

175 >>her eye glass chain shows she has the taste of a Philistine

She's a Mom. It could be a kid gift. Or, even Kid Art.

Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2022 08:22 PM (EM4Pb)

176 Is snoo like Snus or snu snu?

Cuz I've tried both, and lived.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 21, 2022 08:22 PM (vuisn)

177
Joe Biden is asshoe but I don't wish ill on the guy.

__________

True, but I don't wish good on him either. How many people lost their jobs because of his vax mandate? How many got sick and/or died after being compelled to get the jab? And now the most masked and vaxxed guy in America has contracted the Black Death.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2022 08:23 PM (/U27+)

178 I just wanted to say thank you to women who are keeping tan lines alive.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 21, 2022 08:23 PM (c4n7J)

179 "Lena Nersesian, 31, who has more than 1.6 million fans on YouTube, went viral after revealing that she lets friends sleep with her partner, Adam John Grandmaison."

In older years this stuff happened certainly, but it wasn't celebrated.

But now...here we are.

In a sense allowing hypocrisy to become the "worst sin" was a mistake - because not people exult in sharing horrible things they do with the public and just claim it is their authentic selves.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 21, 2022 08:23 PM (ESjRY)

180 Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 08:18 PM (Ti+Tv)

One of the most lovely women I know is our church organist, Jessie. She's 94 but looks younger than that. If I didn't know I'd think she was in her 70's. I think that's not only because of good genes but also because she's spent a life of service-playing the organ for about 60 years, as singng (she can't do that anymore) running the choir, working as a medical transcriptionst and if you laid out the cookies she made for people over the years they'd probably go from here to here to somewhere in the Midwest. She's lovely because she's a very wonderful person who lives her faith.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 08:23 PM (PrR4G)

181 the school district I attended long ago would never have considered hiring a tattooed teacher excepting only WW2 vets.

Posted by: x at July 21, 2022 08:23 PM (ZC2go)

182 When you are a republican mom and you live rent free in in some lefty's head.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 21, 2022 08:23 PM (t3/qz)

183 104 Martha Stewart is single-handedly supporting the stock price on Zantac dealing with her rage induced stomach ulcers.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2022 07:59 PM (xhaym)

Someone's got to put money in for the cancer lawsuits to take out.

Posted by: Bete at July 21, 2022 08:24 PM (HVuiX)

184 I always wonder what metallica would have been if they didn't fire Mustaine. But then there would have been no Megadeth.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Mustaine would have destroyed Metallica from within, and there would have been no Megadeth.

It turned out perfectly for those who like quality metal. Like a two for one deal, almost.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 21, 2022 08:24 PM (rN/Xe)

185 >>Out: WE BELIEVE IN SCIENCE IN THIS HOUSE!

Gift them a book on the science of DNA and genetics.

Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 08:24 PM (Ti+Tv)

186
Lena Nersesian, 31

_________

Armenians. Again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2022 08:24 PM (/U27+)

187 FJB is an evil piece of shit responsible for death and misery for decades and probably the death of our republic. I hope he dies a slow painful death.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 21, 2022 08:25 PM (t3/qz)

188 And she also (with her husband who was a Navy Pilot in WWII) raised two very fine kids.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 08:25 PM (PrR4G)

189 She's lovely because she's a very wonderful person who lives her faith.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 08:23 PM (PrR4G)

God and music. Hard combo to beat.

Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 08:25 PM (Ti+Tv)

190 Entire 2nd grade class changed their pronouns

*
I'll say it again.

Not a single person was ever "born that way."

It's a filthy lie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 21, 2022 08:26 PM (c4n7J)

191 Paul Pelosi manages to beat the average money manager in stock trades by a whopping 14%; he's so "good" at it that someone created a twitter account to report every Pelosi trade, buy or sell.

So twitter banned the account.

Let's see, Bernie Madoff reported a consistent 12% profit to his clients, in an up or down market, year after year. That's how he got caught, too. It's impossible.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2022 08:26 PM (JOtiF)

192 "Where are all the witty ripostes?"

They're in Russia waiting for sanctions to be lifted.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at July 21, 2022 08:27 PM (1DgE4)

193 I would love to have a government sponsored crack pipe if it has the Presidential seal.

As a Christmas ornament.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2022 08:27 PM (BFigT)

194 These pronoun teachers should be praised!
I mean, pronouns don't usually make the curriculum until the 3rd or 4th grade.

Posted by: Fool Otto at July 21, 2022 08:29 PM (DB16e)

195 her eye glass chain shows she has the taste of a Philistine

Philistine, Roman, Greek, Carthaginian . . .

Whatever. As long as she's clean . .

Posted by: Sharkman at July 21, 2022 08:29 PM (rN/Xe)

196 We had Billy Beer. Do we have Hunter Heroin?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 21, 2022 08:12 PM (t3/qz)

I think he's more into crack. And from the rotted teeth, meth too. All I can offer you is Trump ecstasy:

Police in Germany discovered a stash of 5,000 orange ecstasy pills, which were also made to look like Trump and were stamped with Trump NL in August 2017.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2022 08:30 PM (JOtiF)

197 Fun fact: Mike Pence looks a lot like the military bad guy in Saints Row 3. That game was developed shortly before he became governor of Indiana by a company in neighboring Illinois. Coincidence? You decide!

Posted by: CppThis at July 21, 2022 08:30 PM (UewuT)

198 She went off about mask at a beach vb tournament and said how libtards are so stupid they wear mask in the car when driving alone. Next clinic I started wearing mask in car, proving her right, first time she saw me, she's said stop... and here we are

So, the stupid libtard proved to the conservative mom that she is, indeed, a stupid libtard by virtue of wearing a face diaper alone in her car? Huh? Why would she gloat about a self-own on Twatter?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 21, 2022 08:32 PM (DTX3h)

199 I would love to have a government sponsored crack pipe if it has the Presidential seal.

As a Christmas ornament.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

you should totes copy right that. then market the license.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (gFdyn) - On the road at July 21, 2022 08:33 PM (gFdyn)

200 Welp, that's it for me folks. Think I'll go watch Gunsmoke reruns. Y'all be cool.

Posted by: Weasel at July 21, 2022 08:33 PM (Ra8fm)

201 Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 08:25 PM (Ti+Tv)

She also is convinced that the reason she hasn't gotten dementia is because of the years of playing the organ and piano. She says the brain and body connection-use of fingers to play- helps the mind. There certainly are a lot of guitar players who have been around a long time too and aren't like Demetia God. I'm sure that's not true of all of them but I think that she's on to something.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 08:33 PM (PrR4G)

202 Where was the president infected?

In the butt, Bob.

Next question.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2022 08:34 PM (8GBH4)

203 Demetia God

So sorry, Bah!! meant "Dementia Joe".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 08:35 PM (PrR4G)

204 So, the stupid libtard proved to the conservative mom that she is, indeed, a stupid libtard by virtue of wearing a face diaper alone in her car? Huh? Why would she gloat about a self-own on Twatter?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 21, 2022 08:32 PM (DTX3h)

I see the answer to your question.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 21, 2022 08:35 PM (6jpby)

205 When I worked as an Election Clerk, such bounteous sights of ample boobage were a regular occurrence as the lady bent over to sign the poll book.

*look away! look away!*

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2022 08:35 PM (4I/2K)

206 She also is convinced that the reason she hasn't gotten dementia is because of the years of playing the organ and piano. She says the brain and body connection-use of fingers to play- helps the mind. There certainly are a lot of guitar players who have been around a long time too and aren't like Demetia God. I'm sure that's not true of all of them but I think that she's on to something.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 08:33 PM (PrR4G)

They talk about neuroplasticity. It's like a muscle, if you use it, it won't atrophy.

Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 08:35 PM (Ti+Tv)

207 Demetia God

So sorry, Bah!! meant "Dementia Joe".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 08:35 PM (PrR4G)
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If there were a God of Dementia, FJB would be its high priest and avatar...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 21, 2022 08:36 PM (K5n5d)

208 insider trading needs to be clearly defined. It isn't.

But I would say that if a member on Congress or a spouse (etc) takes a position in a stock of more than say 500 shares or with a value of more than $50,000 (long or short) it must be reported the same day if the trade took place before 11:59 AM or the next morning by 9 AM if the trade took place after 11:50 AM... same rule applies to spouses, parents and children... you get the idea. Something like that

but congressional staff members and people in the courts and the executive branch also have access to what could be considered inside info. Could get really complicated.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 21, 2022 08:36 PM (Ynyl9)

209 198 So, the stupid libtard proved to the conservative mom that she is, indeed, a stupid libtard by virtue of wearing a face diaper alone in her car? Huh? Why would she gloat about a self-own on Twatter?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 21, 2022 08:32 PM (DTX3h)

Trump Derangement Syndrome is a helluva psychosis.

Posted by: CppThis at July 21, 2022 08:37 PM (UewuT)

210 mom gonna teach the kid how to blow

Posted by: REDACTED at July 21, 2022 08:37 PM (us2H3)

211 Hunter Biden's marriage is on the rocks, according to New York Post's Page Six.

Posted by: Victoria at July 21, 2022 08:38 PM (qkdUx)

212 >>She says the brain and body connection-use of fingers to play- helps the mind.

Maybe Grandma knew something about the health benefits of knitting and crocheting.

Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 08:38 PM (Ti+Tv)

213 Heh, got change today from the store. A $1 bill had a red stamp on it like a cartoon bubble near George Washington. It said FJB.

Posted by: Infidel at July 21, 2022 08:39 PM (mn1Pi)

214 Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 08:35 PM (Ti+Tv)

Yes; That's the word. I couldn't remember it. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 08:39 PM (PrR4G)

215 insider trading needs to be clearly defined. It isn't.

it is so

live DC, OK

not in DC, cover the trunk, perp

Posted by: REDACTED at July 21, 2022 08:39 PM (us2H3)

216 re 191: did Madoff get caught? I read that he turned himself in.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 21, 2022 08:39 PM (Ynyl9)

217 They talk about neuroplasticity. It's like a muscle, if you use it, it won't atrophy.
Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 08:35 PM (Ti+Tv)

If only there was a web that required quick thinking on a variety of topics, jokes, puns, and politics.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2022 08:40 PM (+sKC5)

218 I applaud the mom for showing off her wares.

People need to lighten up and appreciate whores, sluts and hot MILFs.

The world is better for them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2022 08:40 PM (R/m4+)

219 *look away! look away!*
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2022 08:35 PM

We told you so.

Posted by: Chicago at July 21, 2022 08:40 PM (RkC6l)

220 "Conan, What is Good In Life?"

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2022 08:42 PM (V13WU)

221 217
Web site

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2022 08:42 PM (+sKC5)

222 >>>People need to lighten up and appreciate whores, sluts and hot MILFs.

That just bears repeating.

Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 08:42 PM (Ti+Tv)

223 ⚡️"Greece becomes third European country after Spain and Portugal to not agree with European Commission's proposal for 15% reduction in use of natural gas"

How long before the Wehrmacht starts invading again?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at July 21, 2022 08:42 PM (1DgE4)

224 Medical experts had expressed concern about the president’s potential use of blood thinner Eliquis to treat atrial fibrillation, an irregular heartbeat condition, while he takes Paxlovid to battle the coronavirus. Biden also takes Crestor to lower his cholesterol.

So Pappy P3do falls alot is still on Eliquis? But stopped it to take a useless experimental drug to treat a cold.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 21, 2022 08:42 PM (t3/qz)

225 It's a filthy lie.

They all are. It's by design.

Posted by: Stan at July 21, 2022 08:42 PM (Xrfse)

226 "Conan! What is best in life?" maybe like that

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2022 08:43 PM (V13WU)

227 Birthday dress seems fine to me. America's weird, incoherent, on-and-off-again war on tits needs to be retired.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 21, 2022 08:43 PM (KFhLj)

228 The best medical minds taking care of POTUS gotta keep up appearances. The narrative uber alles

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 21, 2022 08:43 PM (t3/qz)

229 Eliquis...never heard of it.

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2022 08:43 PM (V13WU)

230 229 Eliquis...never heard of it.
Posted by: runner at July 21, 2022 08:43 PM (V13WU)

A narrator on a commercial told me to ask my doctor about it.

Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 08:45 PM (Ti+Tv)

231 Wehrmacht's weapons are burning somewhere in the steppes of what used to be Ukraine. The invasion will not happen.

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2022 08:45 PM (V13WU)

232 When I worked as an Election Clerk, such bounteous sights of ample boobage were a regular occurrence as the lady bent over to sign the poll book.

*look away! look away!*
Posted by: Count de Monet

Dixie Land!

Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason Dixon at July 21, 2022 08:46 PM (91lPP)

233 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, Man! Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion--no joke. I watched oil slicks glitter off the windshield in the dark near the Scranton Gate.

Now, all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in ...something...you know...like when the water comes down from the sky and you get wet.

I've got cancer. Time to die.

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at July 21, 2022 08:46 PM (krQz2)

234 I would limit congress and their staffs (plus their spouses and dependents) to mutual funds only.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2022 08:47 PM (8GBH4)

235 When I worked as an Election Clerk, such bounteous sights of ample boobage were a regular occurrence as the lady bent over to sign the poll book.

*look away! look away!*
Posted by: Count de Monet

That's precisely why elections are usually in November, when it's sweater weather.

Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 08:47 PM (Ti+Tv)

236 "Conan, What is Good In Life?"
Posted by: runner at July 21, 2022 08:42 PM (V13WU)
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Ask Mikey.

Posted by: Conan at July 21, 2022 08:48 PM (krQz2)

237 If there were a God of Dementia, FJB would be its high priest and avatar...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 21, 2022 08:36 PM

He shattered the glass ceiling for dementia patients.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at July 21, 2022 08:48 PM (eGTCV)

238 192 "Where are all the witty ripostes?"

They're in Russia waiting for sanctions to be lifted.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at July 21, 2022 08:27 PM (1DgE4)

I heard that Putin is willing to release them in exchange for a list of ten hot-blooded Romanians MILFs.

Posted by: CppThis at July 21, 2022 08:48 PM (UewuT)

239 Did anyone actually complain about her cleavage, or did she post that herself as kind of a modified humble -brag?

Posted by: CA Token at July 21, 2022 08:49 PM (2+yws)

240 re 163: she's okay but not in the same league as the lady in the yellow swimsuit from earlier.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 21, 2022 08:50 PM (Ynyl9)

241 239 Did anyone actually complain about her cleavage, or did she post that herself as kind of a modified humble -brag?
Posted by: CA Token at July 21, 2022 08:49 PM (2+yws)

You're gonna make us actually READ the article, aren't you?

Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 08:50 PM (Ti+Tv)

242 Because it was certainly no dad at the party complaining. That's guaranteed.

Posted by: CA Token at July 21, 2022 08:50 PM (2+yws)

243 Wehrmacht's weapons are burning somewhere in the steppes of what used to be Ukraine. The invasion will not happen.
Posted by: runner at July 21, 2022 08:45 PM (V13WU)

Wrong direction. whats left of the bundeswehr will be ordered to march on Athens, Madrid, and then Lisbon.

It will be a glorious time!! Iron Crosses galore!!!

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at July 21, 2022 08:50 PM (1DgE4)

244 re 191: did Madoff get caught? I read that he turned himself in.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 21, 2022 08:39 PM (Ynyl9)

According to history.com, he was arrested at his apartment. When I say "caught", there was this investment analyst that examined Madoff's claimed gains year after year, and reported the impossibility of those steady gains to the SEC, where he was promptly ignored. Time and time again. I don't know what the turning point was though.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2022 08:50 PM (JOtiF)

245 Not sure how this happened - but the Yankees have become the 'nice guys' and the Astros have dissolved into little shit heads.

Bob Gibson once drilled a little Dodger hitter after being tortured before the game that he was "pesky." Afterwards, when asked about it, Gibson just deadpanned "pesky no more."

That's how the Yankees need to be with the Astros - the pitchers need to just drill them, over and over - until no one over there digs in...but they can't do that 'cause nice guys' and all. Fuck that.

Posted by: Boswell at July 21, 2022 08:51 PM (+Cgut)

246 I'd rather no one read the article. Knowing the answer could ruin some potentially entertaining commentary.

Posted by: CA Token at July 21, 2022 08:51 PM (2+yws)

247 I'd be willing to learn a few words of Romanian for birthday mom.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at July 21, 2022 08:52 PM (eGTCV)

248 re 238: I am not kidding when I say I know one of those Romanian MILFs. Knew anyway, met her some years ago, still in touch. Charming as can be and pretty damn good looking too. I'd still marry her if I could.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 21, 2022 08:52 PM (Ynyl9)

249 The thing about the transfer of power, is that power is transferred. It means that power is moved from one person to another, it is transferred. It's power...being moved.

Posted by: Kamala's Deep Thoughts at July 21, 2022 08:53 PM (kT5Bb)

250 Wikipedia says that Madoff's sons narced on him. That sounds vaguely familiar; I do remember there being something of a family struggle happening in the background.

Posted by: CppThis at July 21, 2022 08:54 PM (UewuT)

251 re 247: "te iubesc" ("I love you")

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 21, 2022 08:54 PM (Ynyl9)

252 re-n00d

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 21, 2022 08:55 PM (hVqGz)

253 According to history.com, he was arrested at his apartment. When I say "caught", there was this investment analyst that examined Madoff's claimed gains year after year, and reported the impossibility of those steady gains to the SEC, where he was promptly ignored. Time and time again. I don't know what the turning point was though.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2022 08:50 PM (JOtiF)
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Probably forgot to grease a few key palms at the SEC...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 21, 2022 08:55 PM (K5n5d)

254 During WW2, we would parachute OSS operatives into the Balkan countries and part of their load out was prophylactics in case the need arose as most folks in that region were riddled with STDs.

Most of our fellas came back with this or that...what ya gonna do.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2022 08:57 PM (R/m4+)

255 I would limit congress and their staffs (plus their spouses and dependents) to mutual funds only.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2022 08:47 PM (8GBH4)

Publicly traded mutual funds

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 21, 2022 08:57 PM (hOUT3)

256 Dixie Land!
Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason Dixon at July 21, 2022 08:46 PM (91lPP)

Good times there are not forgotten!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2022 08:58 PM (4I/2K)

257 So, is the person taking the picture of the "hot mom" is 10' tall or on a balcony? Because the top of her head seems several feet away and from that angle, well yeah, the bweebs are going to be a little obvious because you are looking straight down at them. The angle and height of the picture is what is creepy.

And, it is called government service, not profiteering. If you "service" can't stand you not feathering your nest with millions derived from the knowledge that you are privy to those others are not, you are not really there for the "service" are you. "Service" means sacrifice, and part of that sacrifice is not profiteering from that service.

Posted by: Scotty L Uhrich at July 21, 2022 08:58 PM (HqnpV)

258 I bet Mexicans will hurt the ones for fucking with kids.

Killer instincts.

Many whites fear and search for their killer instinct.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 21, 2022 08:59 PM (owiSu)

259 That's precisely why elections are usually in November, when it's sweater weather.
Posted by: Roy at July 21, 2022 08:47 PM (Ti+Tv)

March primary, May special, and November general. In Houston-by-gawd-Texas. Where the sun shines most of the time.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2022 08:59 PM (4I/2K)

260 "Service" means sacrifice, and part of that sacrifice is not profiteering from that service.
Posted by: Scotty L Uhrich at July 21, 2022 08:58 PM (HqnpV)

My good sir, that is NOT who we are!

Posted by: Member of Cngress Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 21, 2022 09:01 PM (hOUT3)

261 re-n00d
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

oold?

Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2022 09:03 PM (P1f+c)

262 Hot Mom's yabbos distracted everyone from celebrating the richness and diversity of Drag Queen story hour at the children's party.

Posted by: Fritzy at July 21, 2022 09:12 PM (9FcQu)

263 *look away! look away!*
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2022 08:35 PM

You must have been able to see all the way to Dixie

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2022 09:12 PM (xhaym)

264 98. ...anyone who was part of the MoMe contributed to the kid's party that day.

Agree. Even parties for some tiny tots became way too extravagant.

What a kind gesture to offer up great baking from the VAMoMe to the mom for her son's party. Good people there.

Posted by: Lola at July 21, 2022 09:18 PM (NIYa7)

265 Who kills more Americans than all longarms (AR15, bolt actions, lever actions, shotguns, muzzleloaders) combined?

That would be drunk drivers like Nancy Pelosi's husband, and thats by at least 2 orders of magnitude.

Posted by: Fritzy at July 21, 2022 09:25 PM (9FcQu)

266 When I was 6, I got my junk caught in my zipper.
Todays teachers would have helped me "transition", with rusty scissors while I screamed in pain.

Posted by: hutch1200 at July 21, 2022 09:26 PM (B3SkM)

267 > Reporter: "Where exactly was the president infected?"

"In the butt, Bob."

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2022 11:46 PM (bW8dp)

268 So, the stupid libtard proved to the conservative mom that she is, indeed, a stupid libtard by virtue of wearing a face diaper alone in her car? Huh? Why would she gloat about a self-own on Twatter?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 21, 2022 08:32 PM (DTX3h)

Well she thinks it's funny that a Repukelitard cares so much about what she does with herself on her own time that it "upsets" her.

This is when I would talk to her nonstop about my predilection for collecting high-powered guns and hunting with them. Even if I never fired one in my life. Which I of course haven't.

Posted by: ... at July 21, 2022 11:47 PM (dscaa)

269 > Hopefully he hasn't been groomed by perverts yet, to even care to notice.

I liked scantily-attired women just fine when I was seven.

I didn't know WHY, exactly, but I liked it anyway.

And no, I hadn't been "groomed by perverts".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2022 11:48 PM (bW8dp)

270 So, the stupid libtard proved to the conservative mom that she is, indeed, a stupid libtard by virtue of wearing a face diaper alone in her car? Huh? Why would she gloat about a self-own on Twatter?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 21, 2022 08:32 PM (DTX3h)

Well she thinks it's funny that a Repukelitard cares so much about what she does with herself on her own time that it "upsets" her.

This is when I would talk to her nonstop about my predilection for collecting high-powered guns and hunting with them. Even if I never fired one in my life. Which I of course haven't.

Posted by: ... at July 21, 2022 11:49 PM (dscaa)

271 What the hell am I doing?

Posted by: ... at July 21, 2022 11:49 PM (dscaa)

272 > "In the butt, Bob."

Damn, not only was I not the first one off the mark with this, I was the third.

Horde mind is fast.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2022 11:49 PM (bW8dp)

273 Borgia I'm on topic but in the wrong thread.

Posted by: ... at July 21, 2022 11:50 PM (dscaa)

274 > Scroll down for boobie picture

Non-standard piercings and silicone.

That's a nope from me.

At least she doesn't have a bunch of horribly-done tattoos.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2022 11:52 PM (bW8dp)

275 > During WW2, we would parachute OSS operatives into the Balkan countries and part of their load out was prophylactics

Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find:

One forty-five caliber automatic. Two boxes of ammunition. Four days' concentrated emergency rations. One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills. One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible. One hundred dollars in rubles. One hundred dollars in gold. Nine packs of chewing gum. One issue of prophylactics. Three lipsticks. Three pair of nylon stockings.

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

Posted by: Major "King" Kong at July 21, 2022 11:55 PM (bW8dp)

276 I get paid more than $85 every hour for working on the web. I found out about this activity 3 months prior and subsequent to joining this I have earned effectively $15k from this without having internet working abilities .
That is what I do... http://www.salarycash1.com

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