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Biden Continues Pushing His Anti-Petroleum Agenda, Now Claiming It Causes Cancer
White House Walks Back Biden's Cancer Admission: He Meant Skin Cancer, Which He Had in 2020
OUT: The Putin Tax
IN: The Cancer Tax@FreeBeacon 4m Biden: "You had to put on your windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window. That's why I and so damn many other people I grew up have cancer."He might also, possibly, be making an accidentally announcement that he has cancer? White House scrambles to walk back Biden's cancer admission: He meant skin cancer.
President Biden said Wednesday that he has cancer, forcing the White House press office to quickly clarify that he was referring to skin cancer treatment that he had before taking office last year.Before Biden, we used to expect presidents not to rattle the markets by making ambiguous statements about having cancer. Most doctors believe that skin cancer is caused by sun exposure, but this old fool is here to tell you it's caused by oil slicks on your windshield. The Adults are back in charge &c.
Did Joe Biden just announce he has cancer?
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 20, 2022
“That’s why I — and so damn many other people I grew up with — have cancer.” pic.twitter.com/lkm7AHJATX
David Reaboi, Late Republic NonsenseA correspondent is wondering if Biden just quietly revealed the Eject Button which will permit him to walk away from the presidency.
@davereaboi Mean Tweets > Can't Figure Out If He Just Said He's Got Cancer or He's Just Senile
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:49 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: brak at July 20, 2022 03:50 PM (j5Tg0)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 03:50 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:50 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden, MD PhD DDS at July 20, 2022 03:50 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 20, 2022 03:50 PM (sjdRT)
... causes cancer? Any "sacred Beau" sob stories?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 03:51 PM (DyKLy)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 03:51 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Cancer! at July 20, 2022 03:51 PM (u6/wt)
Posted by: bluebell at July 20, 2022 03:52 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 20, 2022 03:52 PM (JMAcK)
Posted by: fly gal at July 20, 2022 03:52 PM (6CtMt)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 03:52 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Ziba at July 20, 2022 03:53 PM (4h9M3)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 20, 2022 03:53 PM (Ksqjt)
Posted by: Biden's brain tumor at July 20, 2022 03:53 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: Raspail at July 20, 2022 03:53 PM (Men5k)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2022 03:53 PM (1pkUZ)
Posted by: Droolin' Joe! at July 20, 2022 03:54 PM (u6/wt)
He's like the frikkin' Oracle of Delphi.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 20, 2022 03:54 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 20, 2022 03:54 PM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 20, 2022 03:54 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 20, 2022 03:54 PM (Ypbog)
He doesn't have cancer...He and his shadow puppets are a cancer. Cancer on our freedoms and liberty.
Posted by: DitkaCA at July 20, 2022 03:54 PM (kVjCi)
Posted by: Ziba at July 20, 2022 03:54 PM (4h9M3)
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at July 20, 2022 03:55 PM (u6/wt)
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 03:55 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 20, 2022 03:55 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 03:51 PM (QSjkU)
Tumor/Oral Monkeypox 2024.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 03:55 PM (U3uv2)
Bottom line is all these recent "viral" quotes are designed to remind the average idiot about things like he's "Irish", he had "cancer", etc etc.
Very cheap but I guess it works or they wouldn't do it.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 03:55 PM (4RJJ9)
Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre, who seems to be missing some notes at July 20, 2022 03:55 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: 496 at July 20, 2022 03:55 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 03:51 PM (QSjkU)
*cackles*
Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 20, 2022 03:55 PM (llON8)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 20, 2022 03:55 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 03:51 PM
This is a Known Thing. Everything causes cancer.
Posted by: California at July 20, 2022 03:56 PM (4p7Em)
Not buying it. Nope.
Maybe the blacks on The View or The Talk.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 20, 2022 03:56 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2022 03:56 PM (1pkUZ)
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 03:56 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 20, 2022 03:56 PM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 20, 2022 03:56 PM (Ksqjt)
Posted by: Ziba at July 20, 2022 03:54 PM (4h9M3
Does the tumor have a brain?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 03:56 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at July 20, 2022 03:56 PM (lPQ8c)
Posted by: Ziba at July 20, 2022 03:54 PM (4h9M3)
Dorothy: How can he talk if he doesn't have a brain?
Scarecrow: There's a whole lot of people that talk that don't have brains.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 20, 2022 03:56 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
*after fourth beer*
I feel restored
Posted by: NORM! at July 20, 2022 03:56 PM (4g4yr)
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 20, 2022 03:56 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: trev006 at July 20, 2022 03:57 PM (yJWaZ)
Posted by: fd at July 20, 2022 03:57 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Guzalot at July 20, 2022 03:57 PM (c1V25)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 03:57 PM (QSjkU)
mile marker.
Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 03:57 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 03:57 PM (m7R0k)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at July 20, 2022 03:57 PM (lPQ8c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2022 03:57 PM (1pkUZ)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2022 03:57 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: WiNO at July 20, 2022 03:57 PM (EpDzw)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 03:57 PM (Vu7A1)
Unless that qualifies as a head wound and he has a "miraculous" recovery.
Posted by: Methos at July 20, 2022 03:58 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at July 20, 2022 03:58 PM (4p7Em)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 20, 2022 03:58 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Weasel at July 20, 2022 03:58 PM (0IeYL)
If the windbag keeps stammering and uttering nonsense, we'll eventually hear that he has every malady know to mankind.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 20, 2022 03:58 PM (TNyrE)
Insurrection or perhaps coup d'etat anyone?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 20, 2022 03:58 PM (X0TVS)
Posted by: fd at July 20, 2022 03:57 PM
Wait...what?!
Posted by: Mayor Pete at July 20, 2022 03:58 PM (4p7Em)
lol
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 03:58 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Ktgreat at July 20, 2022 03:58 PM (t6t6M)
That would be quite a revelation.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 03:58 PM (m7R0k)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 03:58 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 20, 2022 03:59 PM (0ocXn)
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 03:59 PM (4RJJ9)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2022 03:59 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Methos at July 20, 2022 03:58 PM (kOpft)
That was his brain bleed. He has already "recovered"
Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 20, 2022 03:59 PM (sI15f)
If he had gotten off his ass and cured cancer back when Obama put him on the cancer moonshot he wouldn't need to worry about it now.
Posted by: 496 at July 20, 2022 03:59 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Methos at July 20, 2022 03:58 PM (kOpft)
Microcephaly.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 20, 2022 03:59 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2022 03:59 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 03:59 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Ziba at July 20, 2022 03:59 PM (4h9M3)
Posted by: Miklos wonders if the little Colored Children who stroked them are ill too at July 20, 2022 03:59 PM (4g4yr)
Posted by: TelePrompTer of the United State at July 20, 2022 03:59 PM (4p7Em)
Which of course went nowhere. Surprise. Finally his ineffectiveness is coming home to roost.
Posted by: Irony scavenger hunt at July 20, 2022 03:59 PM (EtU1c)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 03:59 PM (XvPQV)
Insurrection or perhaps coup d'etat anyone?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 20, 2022 03:58 PM (X0TVS)
It's different when *we* do it, because we're SMAHHHHHHRRRT.
Posted by: millions of unelected bureaucrats at July 20, 2022 03:59 PM (llON8)
Posted by: fd at July 20, 2022 04:00 PM (sn5EN)
That's every single Joe Biden story.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 04:00 PM (BJKQV)
Man is a freakin' Zelig
he is also confabulating, and always had been because he used to be a slimy pol who knew he was dirt, and now is slipping into dementia and tries to explain why he doesn't understand what is wrong with his world that he can't process anymore.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 04:00 PM (xhaym)
Let's go
Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2022 04:00 PM (BfxWT)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 20, 2022 04:00 PM (gZgHO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 04:00 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 04:00 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Johnd01 at July 20, 2022 04:00 PM (uVQvU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2022 04:00 PM (8GBH4)
You think it's easy driving this bus?
Posted by: Joe's Tumor at July 20, 2022 04:00 PM (Men5k)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 04:01 PM (BfxWT)
Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2022 04:00 PM
That's a terrible thing to say....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 20, 2022 04:01 PM (4p7Em)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 20, 2022 04:01 PM (X0TVS)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 04:01 PM (trdmm)
@JackPosobiec
4m
BREAKING: Judge just ruled that Bannon's team is allowed to introduce a letter from President Trump waiving Bannon's executive privilege and allowing him to testify to the J6 Cmte
Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 04:01 PM (NpAcC)
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Well, she's clearly right. The problem is that there's too much oil. I mean, it's falling from the sky.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 04:01 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden, MD PhD DDS at July 20, 2022 03:50 PM (sI15f)
But enough about me.......
Posted by: Catherine zeta rottencrotch at July 20, 2022 04:01 PM (YbtTW)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 04:02 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 04:00 PM
Actually looks like an upright turd.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 04:02 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2022 04:00 PM (8GBH4)
No, it's *GENIUS*! Gas prices are high so now everyone will be an EV like I told them too, see?
Posted by: Mayor Pete at July 20, 2022 04:02 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 04:02 PM (cdXqR)
Avenge me! Drive an EV!
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2022 04:02 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2022 03:59 PM
Pretty sure they will do that after the results are in from the election. They might wait until after his birthday on the 20th which will make him 80 years old, but they are gonna pull the rug out from under him sometime soon.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 20, 2022 04:02 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Joe from Scranton, Delaware at July 20, 2022 04:02 PM (4g4yr)
He probably confused himself with Beau.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 04:02 PM (4RJJ9)
**
You're not supposed to lick the windows, Joe.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 20, 2022 04:02 PM (b8OTv)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 04:02 PM (m7R0k)
Piles!
Lumbago!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2022 04:02 PM (w0NJk)
All the upper ranks of the dems (and more than a few RINOs) are Dementiacrats
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 04:03 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2022 04:03 PM (PrR4G)
Posted by: fd at July 20, 2022 04:00 PM (sn5EN)
They still think they can Strongarm Manchin into voting yes on another Green New Deal bill.
Posted by: Allie at July 20, 2022 04:03 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 20, 2022 04:03 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 04:03 PM (NpAcC)
*
We're gonna make 'em without oil!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 20, 2022 04:03 PM (b8OTv)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 04:02 PM (QSjkU)
I guess the drugs DO work
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 04:03 PM (XvPQV)
Igor: Abby someone.....Abby normal.
Posted by: WisRich at July 20, 2022 04:03 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
Bidenoma.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 04:03 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at July 20, 2022 04:04 PM (zB/T/)
In 2024, I want PDT to run with the banner The Return of the King. It will drive all of the right people bananas.
Posted by: Jmel at July 20, 2022 04:04 PM (bVhJi)
Cancer is the new, more polite term for Rapidly Disintegrating Brain.
Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2022 04:04 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Brother Tim, actually a random opossum with a VPN at July 20, 2022 04:05 PM (OUMaO)
I remember a racist bird - they called him Big Byrd, he was a Republican from West Virginia - and he would eat up all the bugs the blacks need for their African tacos.
He was big celebrity, always on TV, dissing my homies. Made me sick. Literally. I ran him over with my electric car back in the Stereo-Crimean War for racial justice, and cleaning the blood and feathers off the windscreen gave me the Big C.
Doctor Jill cured it, but I'll never forget the day I killed him.
Posted by: Brandon at July 20, 2022 04:05 PM (Zhwz2)
==
The orcs will not be amused.
Posted by: Irony scavenger hunt at July 20, 2022 04:05 PM (m/f/n)
What kind of bizarre, BS claim is this?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 20, 2022 04:05 PM (iwuaQ)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 20, 2022 04:05 PM (qZQHw)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 20, 2022 04:05 PM (gZgHO)
Posted by: No 6 at July 20, 2022 04:05 PM (i0Lci)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 04:05 PM (QSjkU)
That was 15 years ago.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 04:05 PM (4RJJ9)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2022 04:06 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2022 04:06 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 20, 2022 04:06 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 20, 2022 04:06 PM (0ocXn)
>What kind of bizarre, BS claim is this?
And what is in that Delaware Wiper Fluid?
Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2022 04:06 PM (BfxWT)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 04:06 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Ziba at July 20, 2022 04:06 PM (4h9M3)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at July 20, 2022 04:06 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Scranton Joe at July 20, 2022 04:06 PM (B2SKR)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 04:06 PM (Vu7A1)
The comedian Steven Wright had a bit, "You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back on just two legs and you lean so far you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time."
So do Joe Biden's media people.
Posted by: Raspail at July 20, 2022 04:07 PM (Men5k)
Posted by: Jmel at July 20, 2022 04:04 PM (bVhJi)
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I just hope he gives Roberts a ton of shit as he's sworn in.
Posted by: 496 at July 20, 2022 04:07 PM (VJsqe)
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That was the doctor for his second stroke, 45 years ago!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 20, 2022 04:07 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 20, 2022 04:07 PM (b8OTv)
Posted by: 7man at July 20, 2022 04:07 PM (qwO6y)
I remember the tumors forming on my windshield as I drove behind a semi in the 60's. But then we ran behind the mosquito truck spraying its white fog and we were cured.
Posted by: Not My Reel Name at July 20, 2022 04:07 PM (Irs8U)
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 04:07 PM (Vr12I)
To date, there is no empirical evidence that corruption, pedophilia, or crack smoking causes cancer.
Posted by: Naked, sitting in a sensory deprivation room, smoking crack. at July 20, 2022 04:07 PM (QY+6a)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 20, 2022 04:07 PM (Ksqjt)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 04:08 PM (m7R0k)
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That's why Jill is now his personal wiper.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 04:08 PM (4RJJ9)
Posted by: Ziba at July 20, 2022 04:06 PM (4h9M3)
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If Reagan could outlaw Russia, than the least thing that FJB can do is outlaw cancer.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 20, 2022 04:08 PM (TNyrE)
I think that's where they can AquaNet.
Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2022 04:08 PM (BfxWT)
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Exactly.
Cause your average wiper fluid can't barely get the bugs off let alone oil.
All you'd get is a giant oil smear, worsening your visibility
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 20, 2022 04:08 PM (iwuaQ)
He's just as dumb and clueless as ever.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 04:08 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2022 04:08 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 04:08 PM (cdXqR)
Posted by: brak at July 20, 2022 04:08 PM (j5Tg0)
As stupid as Senile Joe is, his voters are much much stupider. Around 35 IQ points stupider.
I figure Joe at about IQ 85, which makes his voters about IQ 50.
How can you listen to roughly 50 years of lame-ass, self-contradicting lies and still vote for him?
And his lies are so boring, c'mon Joe, entertain us! Fuck chicken or something.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 20, 2022 04:09 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 04:07 PM (Vr12I)
Rosy Grier is dead?
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 20, 2022 04:09 PM (AiZBA)
What kind of bizarre, BS claim is this?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 20, 2022 04:05 PM (iwuaQ)
You don't understand, do you.
This is incredibly important. He Has Just Confirmed CHEMTRAILS
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 04:09 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Weasel at July 20, 2022 04:09 PM (0IeYL)
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 04:08 PM (4RJJ9)
No, we have interns for that.
Posted by: First Lady Dr. Jill Biden at July 20, 2022 04:09 PM (PiwSw)
Ace must be really feeling poorly.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 20, 2022 04:07 PM (Ksqjt)
Mange is no laughing matter.
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 04:09 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 20, 2022 04:09 PM (ZzMvU)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 20, 2022 04:09 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Billy Bob Vlaardingerbroek, Jr. at July 20, 2022 04:09 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 20, 2022 03:58 PM (X0TVS)
That happened November 2020.
Posted by: Flyover at July 20, 2022 04:09 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Ziba at July 20, 2022 03:54 PM (4h9M3)
Dorothy: How can he talk if he doesn't have a brain?
Scarecrow: There's a whole lot of people that talk that don't have brains.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 20, 2022 03:56 PM (AiZBA)
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From the first time I saw that movie, something bugged me: How did the Scarecrow know about Lincoln? Brought my whole suspension of disbelief crashing down.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 20, 2022 04:09 PM (+R5dc)
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 04:09 PM (4RJJ9)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 20, 2022 04:07 PM (yikp0)
Prophetic.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 04:09 PM (QSjkU)
https://tinyurl.com/y6jbhy3t
meantime super big greenhouse gas emitter Chindia keeps sailin' on uninterrupted...
Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 04:10 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2022 04:10 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: Ziba at July 20, 2022 04:10 PM (4h9M3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 20, 2022 04:10 PM (VTZ1R)
So do Joe Biden's media people.
Posted by: Raspai"
My theory is that comedy saved Stephen Wright from being a mall shooter.
Posted by: Naked, sitting in a sensory deprivation room, smoking crack. at July 20, 2022 04:10 PM (QY+6a)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 20, 2022 04:11 PM (ZzMvU)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2022 03:59 PM
Pretty sure they will do that after the results are in from the election. They might wait until after his birthday on the 20th which will make him 80 years old, but they are gonna pull the rug out from under him sometime soon.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 20, 2022 04:02 PM (bVYXr)
yup. As I commented in the previous thread, until the next Congress is sworn-in on January 3rd, with only one GOPe lame-duck Senate vote, the Dems can get any new VP they want approved. Only a simple majority is needed in each House to approve a new VP. Why would the Dems miss an opportunity to have any Prog-type VP they want? Then they push Kamala out sometime in 2023...
Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2022 04:11 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 04:06 PM (Vu7A1)
This appeals to my extremely immature nature.
Laughed out loud!
Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 20, 2022 04:11 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 20, 2022 04:09 PM (+R5dc)
Something...something...Juneteenth.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 04:11 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: dartist at July 20, 2022 04:11 PM (+ya+t)
Great. More whining
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 20, 2022 04:11 PM (iwuaQ)
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Exactly.
Cause your average wiper fluid can't barely get the bugs off let alone oil.
All you'd get is a giant oil smear, worsening your visibility
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 20, 2022 04:08 PM (iwuaQ)
Used to be in the good old days the gas stations would check your oil for you. Now these modern cars don't even have dipsticks on their windshields, it's some stupid light on your dashboard. Can't tell if it's windshield oil or blinker fluid.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at July 20, 2022 04:11 PM (zB/T/)
Is that too much to ask?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 04:11 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 04:12 PM (guGkK)
Banning all ICE for all time. Turn in the keys for all your pickups, Peterbilts, SUVs, etc.
Or, the final scene of cash for clunkers without the cash.
I'll not oblige. BTW, what's the lead time for wood chippers, flame throwers, tire irons and Lousville Sluggers (<--- see what I did there NOLA -- cacklings)
Posted by: micky at July 20, 2022 04:12 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 20, 2022 04:10 PM (VTZ1R)
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Well he sure as hell won't rust, that's for sure.
Posted by: Weasel at July 20, 2022 04:12 PM (0IeYL)
Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2022 04:08 PM (BfxWT)
that's Baltimore I think
In Delaware the menstruating pyrsyns use SprayMount on they hair
Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 04:12 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2022 04:12 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Miklos can answer that at July 20, 2022 04:12 PM (4g4yr)
Posted by: garrett
*
Way off topic but you'll probably laugh: I'm sort of reluctant to do it, but we're goint to see the Circle Jerks this week. I'm guessing they're in their 60s or thereabouts so it will be a bit odd, but they were pretty high on my list when I was young and they're playing relatively nearby.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 20, 2022 04:12 PM (b8OTv)
I was a little alarmed about this "climate emergency declaration" because I was thinking he was gonna ban driving and call a lockdown or something more evil, but it turns out its just shuffling money to friends: force federal funds toward communities facing high levels of heat, while taking executive action to boost domestic offshore wind production
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2022 04:12 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: six-year-old mining cobalt for President Fvckweasel's insane EV plan at July 20, 2022 04:12 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 04:13 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: garrett
Skittles and cough syrup
==
Purple Drank, its what keeps me going these days!
Posted by: Scranton Joe at July 20, 2022 04:13 PM (B2SKR)
Posted by: InverseAgonist at July 20, 2022 04:13 PM (XqQEc)
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 04:13 PM (Vr12I)
Mrs King.
People always underestimated Martha Smith.
Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2022 04:14 PM (BfxWT)
Posted by: nurse ratched
In a cell in GITMO with Irish folk music piped in blaring at eleventy.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 04:14 PM (m7R0k)
Posted by: garrett
Skittles and cough syrup
Posted by: Miklos can answer that at July 20, 2022 04:12 PM (4g4yr)
I KNEW IT!
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 04:14 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 20, 2022 04:14 PM (X0TVS)
Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2022 04:11 PM (AMIL/)
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Question: Can they approve a new VP *before* FJB dies? Like they did with KJB for Supreme Court Justice?
If Kamala remains as the tie-breaker in the Senate, can she break the tie? Or does she have to recuse herself on that vote for a new VP?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 04:14 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 20, 2022 04:14 PM (ufFY8)
Bishop Hill @aDissentient 5m
I'm told that the grid has received an emergency request for 700MW of power from á foreign grid operator. #Popcorn
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 20, 2022 04:14 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2022 04:15 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 04:15 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: torabora at July 20, 2022 04:15 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Weasel at July 20, 2022 04:15 PM (0IeYL)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 03:51 PM (DyKLy)
He just did that on his middle east trip iirc.
Mentioned Beau. And to think, we are having to count on this retard if Putin drops a nuke on us. Sigh.
He probably has no idea where the nuclear codes are, kinda like Bill Clinton, but worse.
We're in the best of hands.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 20, 2022 04:15 PM (JOtiF)
Posted by: Exxon at July 20, 2022 04:15 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: fd at July 20, 2022 03:57 PM
Petroleum jelly. Back in Scranton, Joe's mom used to serve him peanut butter and Vaseline sandwiches for lunch. No lie, Fat!
Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2022 04:16 PM (xQUrR)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 04:16 PM (VdGjU)
Meanwhile, in the UK...
Bishop Hill @aDissentient 5m
I'm told that the grid has received an emergency request for 700MW of power from á foreign grid operator. #Popcorn
Posted by: weft cut-loop
I'm waiting for the Europeans to blame the USA for their high temperatures.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2022 04:16 PM (63Dwl)
@JackPosobiec
4m
BREAKING: Judge just ruled that Bannon's team is allowed to introduce a letter from President Trump waiving Bannon's executive privilege and allowing him to testify to the J6 Cmte
Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 04:01 PM (NpAcC)
Bannon should speak with the J6 junta with one condition: Televise the proceedings. Live.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 20, 2022 04:16 PM (nLEmc)
Posted by: brak at July 20, 2022 04:16 PM (j5Tg0)
Posted by: brak at July 20, 2022 04:08 PM (j5Tg0)
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Peaceful transition of power - bequeathed to Hunter.
Posted by: 496 at July 20, 2022 04:16 PM (VJsqe)
That will be great fun and you won't be the only old folks...unless you are in the pit.
And let's be honest, where else is there to be?
I saw thei Jerks first reunion tour a couple of dates. Great fun. Though I am sure they might spew a bunch of liberal shit at you.
Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2022 04:16 PM (BfxWT)
An ice scraper, Joe. Do you speak it?
Posted by: micky at July 20, 2022 04:16 PM (3byMq)
It is after he is put away for the afternoon.
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2022 04:16 PM (2JoB8)
-Someone on a college campus, today.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 04:16 PM (BJKQV)
||"Today we're here at Brayton Point," he declared amid the rubble of a now-defunct power plant. "Five years ago, this power plant that once stood with cooling towers 500 feet high closed down. The coal plant at Brayton Point was the largest of its kind in New England. One thousand five hundred megawatts of power, enough to power one-in-five Massachusettes homes and businesses."
"For over 50 years, this plant supported this region's economy through the electricity they supplied, the good jobs they provided, and the taxes they paid," he continued. "But the plant, like many others around the country, had another legacy. One of toxins, smog, greenhouse gas emissions. The kind of pollution that contributed to the climate emergency we now face today."
He claimed that people in the area used to have to wipe oil coming from the plant off their car windshields, "not very much unlike the place where I grew up, a place called Claymont, Delaware, which has more oil refineries than Houston, Texas, had in (unintelligible) just across the line in Pennsylvania and all the prevailing winds were our way."||
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 20, 2022 04:17 PM (yikp0)
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That would be the cherry on top, wouldn't it? An accidental cancer announcement would be just the capstone on the administration to date.
It hasn't been long since the last one. Remember the last time he accidentally leaking internal information publicly? You know, when he invited Russia to invade Ukraine?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 04:17 PM (5zVb8)
Posted by: wth at July 20, 2022 04:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 04:14 PM (K5n5d)
Pretty sure she can do whatever she wants IYKWIM
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 04:17 PM (9iae5)
Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2022 04:16 PM (xQUrR)
I loved those sandwiches, Jack.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 04:17 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 04:16 PM (VdGjU)
Naah, too complex for the tumor.
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 04:17 PM (Vr12I)
**
hahaha
Wait, you might be right. In all seriousness, I heard an old guy tell me a couple of decades ago while we were fishing "Those clouds used to not hang around in the sky like that when I was younger." He wasn't saying it for anything other than an observation, but I always remembered him pointing it out to me.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 20, 2022 04:17 PM (b8OTv)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 20, 2022 04:17 PM (B3RQo)
Posted by: Iris at July 20, 2022 04:17 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 04:17 PM (VdGjU)
Does Biden have cancer or not? Or is this just Crazy Joe being Crazy Joe?
Posted by: thedeti at July 20, 2022 04:17 PM (C7e3k)
COVID called. It's says, "hey".
Posted by: Marcus T at July 20, 2022 04:17 PM (X0TVS)
Entertainment ahead.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 20, 2022 04:18 PM (lIDVh)
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 04:18 PM (9iae5)
When a conservative girl has a lump in her jeans it means she is packing a pistol.
When a liberal girl has a lump in her jeans she is probably a guy.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 04:18 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 20, 2022
Hmmm, debatable.
Posted by: Prime Sister at July 20, 2022 04:18 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Socratease at July 20, 2022 04:18 PM (oqnjT)
Posted by: wth at July 20, 2022 04:18 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 04:17 PM (VdGjU)
Look up "Chocolate Rain." You'll thank me later.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 04:18 PM (BJKQV)
==
A decades long satire. Truly a magnificent performance.
*sharts self*
Jill? Jill?
Posted by: Scranton Joe at July 20, 2022 04:19 PM (76RhD)
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 04:19 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
Some of the other 'defendants' tried to require that. The Clownmittee just ignored it and scheduled their hearings regardless.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 20, 2022 04:19 PM (IEa8U)
++++
"Blue-collar production workers and the things they produce are bad for people! Their jobs aren't worth defending, because they make toxicity!"
Helluva statement for the Party of the Working Man...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 04:19 PM (5zVb8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 20, 2022 04:19 PM (lIDVh)
Posted by: DaveA at July 20, 2022 04:19 PM (FhXTo)
**
(sigh)
I miss macromedia / flash. Things seemed so much more fun back then.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 20, 2022 04:19 PM (b8OTv)
Posted by: Socratease at July 20, 2022 04:18 PM (oqnjT)
I can't wait until the WHO can do this
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 04:19 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 04:18 PM (BJKQV
I'm not convinced I'll be thankful.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 04:19 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: micky at July 20, 2022 04:20 PM (3byMq)
ah ok
so he's bitching like a little bitch about the refineries in South Philly. dude TRY LIVING IN SOUTH PHILLY NOT 30 MILES AWAY IN STUPID CLAYMONT!!!!
which - I mean we worried more about stray bullets from the Boys falling on our heads, not whatever goo he's talking about. which didn't exist. he's nuts.
did he even live in claymont? I doubt that one too. just b/c he had to drive thru it to go to Archmere doesn't make him a claymont resident
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2022 04:20 PM (w0NJk)
Did you know that the scarecrow was packing in the movie too? When they were in the haunted forest he pulled his gun.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 04:20 PM (cdXqR)
Posted by: Socratease at July 20, 2022 04:18 PM (oqnjT)
++++
Hmmm. More than possible.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 04:20 PM (5zVb8)
Posted by: wth at July 20, 2022 04:18 PM (v0R5T)
At least it wasn't with cancer.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 20, 2022 04:20 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 20, 2022 04:20 PM (bAo2u)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 20, 2022 04:20 PM (sVtYq)
*whispers* (weepy vagina)
Posted by: Puddin' pants Biden at July 20, 2022 04:20 PM (Geoni)
Chocolate Rain. Yes.
November Rain. Ugh...uh-huh.
No Oil Rain, though.
Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2022 04:20 PM (BfxWT)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
Some of the other 'defendants' tried to require that. The Clownmittee just ignored it and scheduled their hearings regardless.
==
BYOV and then pod cast it.
Posted by: Technology bites back at July 20, 2022 04:20 PM (76RhD)
Entertainment ahead.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 20, 2022 04:18 PM (lIDVh)
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Let's see how the current press secretary handles the fallout from this...Should be enough material there for at least a couple of days for ace....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 04:20 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 20, 2022 04:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: wth at July 20, 2022 04:18 PM (v0R5T)
Ha!
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 20, 2022 04:21 PM (AiZBA)
what a fvcking useless, lying ass old bitch that Bidet is.
I grew up exactly where he's talking about, the town across the state line that had the refineries.
Prior to the EPA pollution controls, there were days the air stank really really bad. But there was NEVER oil falling down from the sky.
what a pig bitch this pResident is.
Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 04:21 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: DaveA at July 20, 2022 04:19 PM (FhXTo)
Whatever you do, Mr President, DO NOT TOUCH THE RED BUTTON
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 04:21 PM (Vr12I)
Every now and then someone will post a video of some idiot going to a gas station and spraying gasoline on their windshield for some dumb reason.
Is...there a video of Biden going that about to come out?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 20, 2022 04:21 PM (ESjRY)
If the Republicans were a real political party they would bring up impeachment for everyone in his administration.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 20, 2022 04:21 PM (bAo2u)
Posted by: aelfheld at July 20, 2022 04:21 PM (Zy9Yy)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 04:21 PM (m7R0k)
Posted by: dartist at July 20, 2022 04:21 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 20, 2022 04:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
I think ShitMidas has had a little talk with Joe.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 04:22 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 04:22 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 04:20 PM (cdXqR)
"Some people go this way, and some go that way, and some go both ways!"
Posted by: Scarecrow talking about homos at July 20, 2022 04:22 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2022 04:22 PM (BfxWT)
*
If nothing else you need to hear the George Washington song. It's referenced here quite often.
"He'll save children, but not the British children..."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 20, 2022 04:22 PM (b8OTv)
==
Trust me, the public loves a gas line.
Posted by: Jimma Carter at July 20, 2022 04:22 PM (8rjf2)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 20, 2022 04:19 PM (lIDVh)
His handlers know he's toast. This frees them to make unpopular, harmful, permanent changes to the economy, society and energy sector. The damage that he's doing will take decades to undo. And that's what they're counting on.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 04:23 PM (BJKQV)
I suspect that my kitten Stirling will make short work of either insect.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2022 04:23 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2022 04:23 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 04:18 PM (BJKQV
I'm not convinced I'll be thankful.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 04:19 PM (VdGjU)
Same guy did a video about the economy a couple years back.
Posted by: Allie at July 20, 2022 04:23 PM (UnA8+)
He's like the frikkin' Oracle of Delphi.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 20, 2022 03:54 PM (AiZBA)
More like the Oracle of DIPSHIT, complete with the stench.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 20, 2022 04:23 PM (JNTt1)
https://is.gd/SBaGeL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 04:23 PM (5zVb8)
No, he's talking about Marcus Hook.
But yes Sunoco had the refineries up the river as well.
And I also doubt he lived in Claymont. There's no bougie neighborhoods in Claymont, never were. Probably hails from one of those mid-century developments off Naamans' Road.
Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 04:23 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2022 04:23 PM (2JoB8)
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I believe Mo Brooks set that condition for his appearance.
Posted by: Billy Bob Vlaardingerbroek, Jr. at July 20, 2022 04:24 PM (sWM8x)
They really want the shooting to begin.
Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2022 04:22 PM (BfxWT)
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"Begun the Climate Wars have..." --- Some wise old Jedi Master...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 04:24 PM (K5n5d)
which - I mean we worried more about stray bullets from the Boys falling on our heads, not whatever goo he's talking about. which didn't exist. he's nuts.
did he even live in claymont? I doubt that one too. just b/c he had to drive thru it to go to Archmere doesn't make him a claymont resident
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2022 04:20 PM (w0NJk)
The Atlantic Richfield refinery was just a whiff away from us. Then there was the Sunoco refinery in Marcus Hook. He didn’t live anywhere near these refineries.
Posted by: 7man at July 20, 2022 04:24 PM (qwO6y)
The video where some aspiring rappers roll up on someone pumping gas and want to steal his car, followed by him absolutely soaking them and the inside of their car in gasoline is awesome though.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2022 04:24 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 04:24 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Ziba at July 20, 2022 04:24 PM (4h9M3)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 20, 2022 04:24 PM (b8OTv)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 20, 2022 04:24 PM (OalnH)
That gives Kamala 10 years in office.
Posted by: aelfheld at July 20, 2022
So, Jan. 22, 2023 at the earliest?
Not that we'll survive Word Salad Woman.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2022 04:24 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 04:24 PM (QSjkU)
Listen, you know I'm a mom. I'm an auntie. I'm a sister. And I'm a brother. I am a daughter, a niece, and a Godmother. I know what it's like to be a woman. A strong... black... independent woman... of color. And I do what strong independent women of color do when we see cancer. We fight.
Because not fighting cancer isn't in my vocabulary. And I know it's not in Joe's. So we're gonna fight cancer. We're gonna battle cancer. And we're gonna fight and battle cancer until we win against cancer. Because that's what we do. You know that's what we do. And I'm telling you... that's what we do and it's what we're gonna do. Because it's what we do.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 20, 2022 04:24 PM (liVIq)
_____________
He is indeed, but the even bigger cancer are the millions of idiots who voted this senile fuckwit into office.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 20, 2022 04:24 PM (MvHI3)
If Kamala remains as the tie-breaker in the Senate, can she break the tie? Or does she have to recuse herself on that vote for a new VP?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 04:14 PM (K5n5d)
Not in my understanding of the Constitution, Perfessor. When Joe resigns or dies or is given the 25th Amendment heave-ho, Kamala will be sworn-in ASAP. Only the President can do many necessary things. So there will be no VP to break a Senate tie. Hence the need for at least one GOPe Senator to go turncoat to get the new VP approved 51-49.
Buy mucho popcorn futures now.
Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2022 04:24 PM (AMIL/)
Oil over the worrrrld.
Posted by: Joe Biteum at July 20, 2022 04:25 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 20, 2022 04:25 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: dartist at July 20, 2022 04:21 PM (+ya+t)
I believe that's DOCTOR Jill's job, Fat.
Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 04:25 PM (dCxaZ)
Biden IS the cancer.
Posted by: portlandon at July 20, 2022 04:25 PM (+oR7L)
Didn't we all assume he had to go to Delaware every weekend for some sort of medical treatment? We all thought dementia, but it could be more...
Posted by: Nova local at July 20, 2022 04:25 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: aelfheld at July 20, 2022 04:21 PM (Zy9Yy)
Seen this so many times as if ,la would be a big shoein for 2 terms as president. But, voter ID is racist and our precious democracy, so maybe not.
And rope. We'll need lots and lots of rope.
Posted by: micky at July 20, 2022 04:25 PM (3byMq)
++++
Wow. Well done. That could actually be a quote.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 04:25 PM (5zVb8)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 03:59 PM
KJP to the rescue!
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 20, 2022 04:26 PM (TSAar)
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Come, come to butthead, and I will comfort you . . .
*hehehe ehehehe*
Posted by: Tryin' to be helpful over here at July 20, 2022 04:26 PM (YVawH)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 04:26 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 20, 2022 04:25 PM (sI15f)
I hear voices. It has its upside.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 04:26 PM (liVIq)
Buy mucho popcorn futures now.
Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2022 04:24 PM (AMIL/)
Reporting for duty
Posted by: Mittens at July 20, 2022 04:26 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 20, 2022 04:26 PM (iLuhX)
Posted by: Bob Mould at July 20, 2022 04:26 PM (BfxWT)
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 04:18 PM (BJKQV
I'm not convinced I'll be thankful.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 04:19 PM (VdGjU)
Lol, not a trap. There's a skinny black kid that must be related to James Earl Jones, and he does that song and You're a Mean One.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2022 04:26 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: lowandslow at July 20, 2022 04:27 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 20, 2022 04:27 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 20, 2022 04:27 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Ziba at July 20, 2022 04:27 PM (4h9M3)
It's a sirocco of funk, but not in a cool Pam-Grier-kickin'-ass kind of way.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 20, 2022 04:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 20, 2022 04:27 PM (p84KM)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2022 04:26 PM (44ww/)
Nah. It was a trap.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 04:27 PM (BJKQV)
Buy mucho popcorn futures now.
Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2022 04:24 PM (AMIL/)
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But can they plan for the succession ahead of time with a Congressional vote that the *next* VP (should anything happen to FJB) be whomever the junta approves, while Kamala is still occupying that office?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 04:27 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Fool Otto at July 20, 2022 04:28 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2022 04:28 PM (ZLI7S)
***
Good point. Maybe some other sojourners from Dorothy's world visited Oz in the past and told the Scarecrow about Honest Abe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2022 04:28 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2022 04:24 PM (txdEq)
Word Salad is the ONLY thing in the menu when Chef Commie-La is in charge of service.
Posted by: Allie at July 20, 2022 04:28 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 20, 2022 04:26 PM (iLuhX)
It could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch...
Wait... that's Kamala
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 20, 2022 04:28 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Drx. Jill Biden at July 20, 2022 04:28 PM (s+pfm)
I guess the science has changed.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 20, 2022 04:28 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 04:28 PM (QSjkU)
Posted by: kallisto
Archmere academy is the closest that idiot went to Claymont.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 20, 2022 04:29 PM (cY9wR)
I'll do it for a beejer! Wait, no Kamala get up. I mean giving one. Come here Barack!
Posted by: Lindsay Graham at July 20, 2022 04:29 PM (ESjRY)
sorry yes he means Marcus Hook but regardless my point still (kind of) stands. annoying that he's blaming PA AND being a weird-ass bitch about the refineries
and no way he lived in claymont! no freaking way those houses are little itty bitty shacks or were in the recent past and when he would have lived there they were worse. he lived in North Wilmington which has plenty of nice areas. ARCHMERE is in claymont. he had to go there to school that must be what he meant.
or whatever at this point it's like making sense of a madman
what a maroon!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2022 04:29 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: davidt at July 20, 2022 04:29 PM (oTZbj)
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Ulcerative Boneitis.
Posted by: Billy Bob Vlaardingerbroek, Jr. at July 20, 2022 04:29 PM (sWM8x)
Apply to cotton balls, store in altoids tins, keep in bugout bag for emergency fire starter.
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 04:29 PM (qpX6U)
He told the scarecrow.
Or scarecrow was just super smart anyway.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 20, 2022 04:29 PM (ufFY8)
The song is kind of dumb, but the kid does have a better voice then I expected.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 20, 2022 04:30 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2022 04:30 PM (mn1Pi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 20, 2022 04:30 PM (Dc2NZ)
I demand the results of his last physical, cognitive test, and what drugs the old perv is on.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2022 04:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 20, 2022 04:30 PM (sI15f)
Ooh, I don't know where I'll be tomorrow
Oil in the sky keeps on turnin'
Ooh, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, whoa"
Sounds remarkably like a Biden speech.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 04:30 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: National Weather Service at July 20, 2022 04:30 PM (m7R0k)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2022 04:30 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 20, 2022 04:29 PM (cY9wR)
I'm thinking maybe one of those developments off Silverside Rd between marsh and Concord Pike.
Seems like the kind of neighborhood that would cultivate a career politician who would end up stealing the White House.
Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 04:31 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 04:31 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 20, 2022 04:30 PM (Dc2NZ)
I hope he settles all business old school. Really, really old school.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2022 04:31 PM (ptqGC)
Dryer Lint and Petroleum works fine. Can add some Parafin Wax if you want it a bit cakier.
Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2022 04:31 PM (BfxWT)
I think Joe is actually thinking of all the phlogiston on his mom's car's windshield.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 20, 2022 04:31 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 04:27 PM (K5n5d)
=========
The vote to install a new VP will be unique in our times. It hasn't happened since the 70s.
Activist anger on both sides will be at a boiling point, leading both establishments to look to be fighting, at the least. The left will nominate a radical. The right will vote it down. Both sides will fundraise like crazy. A non-entity that won't won in 2024 would end up winning. Someone like a former Democratic governor of a now red state that hasn't held office in 20 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 04:31 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2022 04:31 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Concrete galoshes for congress!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2022 04:32 PM (1cmKJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
He won't need an interpreter for the deaf then.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2022 04:32 PM (fBY/Q)
trump could've avoided this by calling it "insurrection of love"
Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 20, 2022 04:32 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 04:32 PM (LvTSG)
The story of his Residency.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 20, 2022 04:32 PM (lIDVh)
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 04:32 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 04:33 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 04:33 PM (Y+l9t)
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Hmmmm
Posted by: runner at July 20, 2022 04:33 PM (P1Q45)
that's a happy memory
a simpler time
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2022 04:30 PM (w0NJk)
Then may I interest you in Getting Down on Friday?
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 04:33 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 20, 2022 04:31 PM (yikp0)
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That stuff's pretty flammable...gotta be real careful with it!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 04:33 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 20, 2022 04:26 PM (iLuhX)
I mix petrolatum, lard and a touch of molasses for hairball medication for the cats.
Two of the cats get on the counter and lick it up from the bowl, the other two I have to smear on them to get them to take it and they hate it
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 04:33 PM (xhaym)
Bet the black guy who broke the door windows on Jan 6 is a free man too
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2022 04:33 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 20, 2022 04:29 PM (cY9wR)
I'm thinking maybe one of those developments off Silverside Rd between marsh and Concord Pike.
Seems like the kind of neighborhood that would cultivate a career politician who would end up stealing the White House.
Posted by: kallisto
Possible.
He lives/lived in Monchnin, which is where the Greenville/chateu country wannabes live in their mc mansions.
Funny how at least three people here know northern Delaware, which is a tiny bit of real estate.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 20, 2022 04:33 PM (cY9wR)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 04:33 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 04:32 PM (LvTSG)
What's wong with won't won?
Posted by: Elmer Fudd at July 20, 2022 04:33 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2022
***
Pres. DeSantis, early 2025: "This AOC? She sleeps with the fishes. Make it happen."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2022 04:33 PM (txdEq)
This is the base they have created.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 20, 2022 04:33 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2022 04:34 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 04:27 PM (BJKQV)
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It's traps all the way down.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 20, 2022 04:34 PM (aaGzp)
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She wont break ties in the senate because of RED WAVE, doncha know...
Posted by: runner at July 20, 2022 04:34 PM (P1Q45)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 20, 2022 04:34 PM (yikp0)
https://tinyurl.com/2sdfp8wp
Posted by: Methos at July 20, 2022 04:34 PM (kOpft)
Didn't we all assume he had to go to Delaware every weekend for some sort of medical treatment? We all thought dementia, but it could be more...
Posted by: Nova local at July 20, 2022 04:25 PM (exHjb)
Maybe that's what they're telling him it's for.
Posted by: Flyover at July 20, 2022 04:34 PM (Rbu5d)
=========
The vote to install a new VP will be unique in our times. It hasn't happened since the 70s.
Activist anger on both sides will be at a boiling point, leading both establishments to look to be fighting, at the least. The left will nominate a radical. The right will vote it down. Both sides will fundraise like crazy. A non-entity that won't run in 2024 would end up winning. Someone like a former Democratic governor of a now red state that hasn't held office in 20 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 04:31 PM (LvTSG)
This sounds pretty specific.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 20, 2022 04:34 PM (llON8)
I think Joe is actually thinking of all the phlogiston on his mom's car's windshield.
that's not phlogiston
Posted by: paolo at July 20, 2022 04:34 PM (sGtp+)
Funny how at least three people here know northern Delaware, which is a tiny bit of real estate.
He doesn't live in Greenville now? Montchanin is pretty nice anyway. Definitely aspirational though.
To your second point...TAX FREE SHOPPING buddy
Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 04:35 PM (dCxaZ)
I only know Winterthur Museum. And a bit of Newark...which is not lovely.
Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2022 04:35 PM (BfxWT)
How could this be? He was wearing a mask.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2022 04:35 PM (fBY/Q)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 20, 2022 04:24 PM (OalnH)
and the next Republican president, including Trump, will see this business as usual
the DOJ is now untouchable
Posted by: REDACTED at July 20, 2022 04:35 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: zombie John Denver at July 20, 2022 04:35 PM (v0R5T)
This is the base they have created.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 20, 2022 04:33 PM (sI15f)
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Meh.
In 2019 everyone was extremely confident that a white man would never get close to the Democratic nomination again ever. And then they got Biden.
The Democratic primary still has to run through the Midwest. It's one big reason the activist left wants CA to be first now. They know they'll never get their preferred candidate through if the Midwest has anything like first say.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 04:35 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 20, 2022 04:35 PM (yikp0)
But can they plan for the succession ahead of time with a Congressional vote that the *next* VP (should anything happen to FJB) be whomever the junta approves, while Kamala is still occupying that office?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at J
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I'm working on a theory that the Dems stole Karl Rove's white board and are plotting every move, orchestrating words, apparel, actions - each to appeal to specific segment of the population in order to maximize votes.
Yes, they have already chosen the VP and have a storyboard complete. K a b u k i
Posted by: Braenyard at July 20, 2022 04:35 PM (iLuhX)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 04:35 PM (VdGjU)
Kensington, that's right. Downtown Philly among the fentanyl bent zombies. Now, that would be a deserving audience. He could regale them with tales of his own dragon chasing.
Posted by: micky at July 20, 2022 04:36 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Did I press the send button? at July 20, 2022 04:36 PM (EtU1c)
The White House said Biden does not have cancer and referred reporters to a ‘fact-check’ from WaPo’s Glenn Kessler.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 04:36 PM (m7R0k)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2022 04:36 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2022 04:36 PM (N39Ws)
i.redd.it/zbld1spvtmc91.jpg
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2022 04:34 PM (eyxn4)
Like the placard that says DEAD by his feet.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 20, 2022 04:36 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 04:31 PM (LvTSG)
This sounds pretty specific.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 20, 2022 04:34 PM (llON
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I have no one in mind, but I imagine someone like a former governor of WV or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 04:36 PM (LvTSG)
I use CatLax, but the maine coon still vomits up hair. I should try your formula.
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 04:36 PM (qpX6U)
ooh that one went straight to the Bookmarks folder
Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 04:36 PM (dCxaZ)
This is all a political set up, aimed at PDJT second term.
The fascisti know Trump will pardon all of these people on Day One (and get the GOP Congress pay them restitution for pain and suffering, I hope). Immediately, Democrats plan to use that fact as their midterm GOTV engine, after which they will impeach Trump again.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 20, 2022 04:36 PM (rOVFP)
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 04:29 PM (qpX6U)
This is a fabulous fire starter in cold weather, but it is runny when it is hot.
I used cotton cloth and melted parafin on it. You can roll them up like cigarettes and they do burn hot enough to start damp tinder.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 04:36 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: torabora at July 20, 2022 04:37 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 04:37 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 04:27 PM (BJKQV)
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It's traps all the way down.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 20, 2022 04:34 PM (aaGzp)
Traps are gay
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 04:37 PM (XvPQV)
Its the WH equivalent of just reaching your leg out and tripping the old fuck down the stairs and whistling while you walk away.
Posted by: Boswell at July 20, 2022 04:37 PM (+Cgut)
i.redd.it/zbld1spvtmc91.jpg
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2022 04:34 PM (eyxn4)
8 out of 10 shots scored from about 40 yards. Impressive.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2022 04:37 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 04:37 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 20, 2022 04:27 PM (yikp0)
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Hit 'refresh' in about 15 minutes.
Posted by: Google at July 20, 2022 04:37 PM (+R5dc)
i.redd.it/zbld1spvtmc91.jpg
Posted by: bonhomme
Hell will melt lead.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 04:37 PM (m7R0k)
Posted by: Joe Tin Maa Biden at July 20, 2022 04:37 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: torabora at July 20, 2022 04:37 PM (Y274z)
I'm working on blotting it out.
I'm SMAHHHHHRRRT!
Posted by: Bill Gates at July 20, 2022 04:37 PM (llON8)
Posted by: jewells45 at July 20, 2022 04:37 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 20, 2022 04:38 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at July 20, 2022 04:38 PM (Brq1k)
Posted by: dartist at July 20, 2022 04:38 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 20, 2022 04:38 PM (X0TVS)
Skittles and cough syrup
Posted by: Miklos can answer that at July 20, 2022 04:12 PM (4g4yr)
I KNEW IT!
Posted by: Joe Biden
Should not have pissed off all those South Asian 7-11 owners, SloJo!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 04:39 PM (DyKLy)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2022 04:36 PM (N39Ws)
++++
I looked her up. She's pretty hot.
She ain't nearly hot enough to be that vapid.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 04:39 PM (5zVb8)
i.redd.it/zbld1spvtmc91.jpg
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2022 04:34 PM (eyxn4)
Like the placard that says DEAD by his feet.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 20, 2022 04:36 PM (sI15f)
Hopefully the surveillance video gets leaked too.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2022 04:39 PM (N39Ws)
Funny how at least three people here know northern Delaware, which is a tiny bit of real estate.
He doesn't live in Greenville now? Montchanin is pretty nice anyway. Definitely aspirational though.
To your second point...TAX FREE SHOPPING buddy
Posted by: kallisto
Montchanin is a mix of old farmland and at least one estate that was divided and sold. The new money clods moved there, trying to get in on the cachet.
The fact that he does that while doing the Scranton/Claymont/wherethehellever own Joe biden snake oil is another reason to hate him.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 20, 2022 04:39 PM (cY9wR)
Hey Jill, wanna kiss the bunny between the ears?
*whispers*
Joe don't do the pocket thing while we are speaking to school children.
Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at July 20, 2022 04:39 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 04:39 PM (Jug/V)
The
he "stood up in the middle of a House Judiciary Comittee hearing on gun control to call out lawmakers for not taking action on assault weapons."
https://tinyurl.com/yckb42kc
Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 04:39 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 04:39 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 20, 2022 04:39 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at July 20, 2022 04:40 PM (Brq1k)
In honor of Roe vs Wade, I'd like to think of him aborting his re-election campaign (or term in office).
Posted by: Grimmy at July 20, 2022 04:40 PM (YomN3)
The
he "stood up in the middle of a House Judiciary Comittee hearing on gun control to call out lawmakers for not taking action on assault weapons."
https://tinyurl.com/yckb42kc
Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 04:39 PM (NpAcC)
Interrrupting an official proceeding. Jail him.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2022 04:40 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2022 04:36 PM (N39Ws)
++++
I looked her up. She's pretty hot.
She ain't nearly hot enough to be that vapid.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 04:39 PM (5zVb
And I'll bet she refuses to do inter-racial scenes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 04:40 PM (XvPQV)
I bet. Sounds like that would kill just about anything.
Is Watkin's Petro-Carbo Salve still a thing?
Posted by: Oddbob at July 20, 2022 04:41 PM (nfrXX)
i.redd.it/zbld1spvtmc91.jpg
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2022 04:34 PM (eyxn4)"
Very cool. We're lucky the a-hole was white.
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 04:41 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 20, 2022 04:31 PM (yikp0)
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Russian hookers, blow, & golden showers.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 20, 2022 04:41 PM (5N7sS)
i.redd.it/zbld1spvtmc91.jpg
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2022 04:34 PM (eyxn4)
Like the placard that says DEAD by his feet.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 20, 2022 04:36 PM (sI15f)
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Had his Covid mask on.
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Posted by: Braenyard at July 20, 2022 04:41 PM (iLuhX)
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 04:29 PM
My people just rubbed two sticks together. We used all parts of the sticks, too.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) at July 20, 2022 04:41 PM (a3Q+t)
AMF douchebag. Nice mask btw. Did that help prevent the spread?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 20, 2022 04:41 PM (X0TVS)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at July 20, 2022 04:42 PM (8QQEp)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2022 04:42 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2022 04:36 PM (N39Ws)
++++
I looked her up. She's pretty hot.
She ain't nearly hot enough to be that vapid.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 04:39 PM (5zVb
And I'll bet she refuses to do inter-racial scenes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 04:40 PM (XvPQV)
She's been in more trains than Joe Biden.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2022 04:42 PM (N39Ws)
I mix petrolatum, lard and a touch of molasses
Hey! Who gave you Hunter's recipe for "goofballs"?!
-- SloJo
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 04:42 PM (DyKLy)
It's what these theatrical lying assholes do.
So, expect Joe (the public servant...pfffftttttt) to step down to deal with something horrible and when he dies, his funeral will make McCain's look like nothing.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 20, 2022 04:42 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 20, 2022 04:42 PM (iLuhX)
JUST IN - Final two candidates for UK PM: Rishi Sunak vs Liz Truss.
https://twitter.com/PaulDWhitehead/status/
1549774223392079872
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 20, 2022 04:42 PM (yikp0)
Someone like a former Democratic governor of a now red state that hasn't held office in 20 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven
This sounds pretty specific.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Evan Bayh
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2022 04:42 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 20, 2022 04:43 PM (X0TVS)
Posted by: Ziba at July 20, 2022 04:43 PM (4h9M3)
Kevin Mac and Cheese "lets move on to cutting raxes and regulation"
I'b rather have the Uvalde PD in my foxhole than Kevin and Mitch
Posted by: REDACTED at July 20, 2022 04:43 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2022 04:43 PM (bs+z0)
See what's going on here?
This is what's called "Leaning Into It."
The Regime is "leaning into" biden's energy/inflation crisis. Because they are so clever.
They learn this tactic from watching Television.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at July 20, 2022 04:43 PM (lPQ8c)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2022 04:36 PM (N39Ws)
***
I take exception to this.
There is no finer honor than to serve our nation in uniform.
Its the senior leadership selling their bodies that make it a challenge.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2022 04:43 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Ziba at July 20, 2022 04:43 PM (4h9M3)
Oh, let us dream
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 04:43 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Seems Legi
so long as it's:
1. after they flush like the turd he is
2. and after the midterms. then it'll be the loser funeral.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 20, 2022 04:43 PM (cY9wR)
Posted by: Billy Bob Vlaardingerbroek, Jr. at July 20, 2022 04:44 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Transgender Popeye at July 20, 2022 04:44 PM (v0R5T)
JUST IN - Final two candidates for UK PM: Rishi Sunak vs Liz Truss.
Both WEF darlings.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 04:44 PM (m7R0k)
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Posted by: Braenyard at July 20, 2022 04:41 PM (iLuhX)
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Isn't that bizarre? Someone planning on shooting up a place, kill people, and possibly/probably die was so conditioned he wore a mask.
Incredible fear mongering media, incredible.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 20, 2022 04:44 PM (DcKNO)
Nice shot placement.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 20, 2022 04:43 PM (X0TVS)
From 40 yards with a pistol, hitting 8 out of 10 shots.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2022 04:44 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 20, 2022 04:45 PM (iLuhX)
Prop him up with a sign and torches in front of the mall.
Posted by: Little Bill at July 20, 2022 04:45 PM (oTZbj)
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Posted by: Braenyard at July 20, 2022 04:41 PM (iLuhX)
See masks work. He did not die from Covid.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 04:45 PM (cdXqR)
=
the shells pictured are from the shooter's rifle. They are were he dropped.
the hero shot from thirty yards out. his spent casings are not visible in this photo as a result.
Posted by: Ahem at July 20, 2022 04:45 PM (wfKBY)
https://i.redd.it/zbld1spvtmc91.jpg
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 20, 2022 04:45 PM (yikp0)
JUST IN - Final two candidates for UK PM: Rishi Sunak vs Liz Truss.
Does Liz have enough support?
Posted by: political ANALyst at July 20, 2022 04:45 PM (cY9wR)
Posted by: WiNO at July 20, 2022 04:45 PM (EpDzw)
Does Liz have enough support?
Posted by: political ANALyst at July 20, 2022 04:45 PM (cY9wR)
ISWYDT
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2022 04:45 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2022 04:43 PM (anj39)
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100%. And being purely political with the underlings' bodies.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 20, 2022 04:45 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 04:29 PM (qpX6U)
This is a fabulous fire starter in cold weather, but it is runny when it is hot.
I used cotton cloth and melted parafin on it. You can roll them up like cigarettes and they do burn hot enough to start damp tinder.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 04:36 PM (xhaym)
Protip:
Cut a milk shake straw in half or thirds. Pinch one end with needle nose pliers and seal the end with a lighter. Stuff vasoline laced cotton ball into the straw with a small tool. Pinch the other end of the straw and seal it with a lighter. Water-proofed fire starter that fits in a tin. Just snip one end of the straw and pull a little cotton out and light her up.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 20, 2022 04:45 PM (sI15f)
Delaware got to pick first.
Posted by: torabora at July 20, 2022 04:46 PM (Y274z)
Sunak's father in law runs a WEF front company. Don't know if anything disqualifying exists for Liz.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2022 04:46 PM (ZGrMX)
JUST IN - Final two candidates for UK PM: Rishi Sunak vs Liz Truss.
Does Liz have enough support?
Posted by: political ANALyst at July 20, 2022 04:45 PM (cY9wR)
The "word" is she does, but what does it matter? They are both squishes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2022 04:46 PM (Irn0L)
I've felt for some time that Biden has "daddy issues" with the entire oil industry, in the way that Rayburn believed the railroads lured his family to fail at farming in West Texas, and has a need to get even.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 20, 2022 04:46 PM (x61Im)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 04:46 PM (m7R0k)
Prop him up with a sign and torches in front of the mall.
Posted by: Little Bill at July 20, 2022 04:45 PM (oTZbj)
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In the old days, they would have cut off his head and mounted it on a stake outside the entrance as a warning to those who would disturb the peace...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 04:46 PM (K5n5d)
Nice shot placement.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 20, 2022 04:43 PM (X0TVS)
From 40 yards with a pistol, hitting 8 out of 10 shots.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2022 04:44 PM (N39Ws)
Good work
I'm going to add more long range drills.
Glad I've got red dots on pistols now.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 04:46 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2022 04:46 PM (ZGrMX)
Other than she used to be a liberal democrat and a remainer?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2022 04:46 PM (Irn0L)
They’ve already labeled Carbon Dioxide as a toxic pollutant so don’t put it past them.
Posted by: ItFigures at July 20, 2022 04:46 PM (6ydKt)
What causes cancer in Delaware?
"Three of every five cancer deaths are due to tobacco use, being overweight, lack of physical activity, and poor nutrition. According to the National Cancer Institute these are the most common risk factors for cancer: Growing older. Tobacco." (dhhs delaware dot gov)
No raining of oil near the posh, private Delaware schools and neighborhoods even decades ago.
Posted by: Lola at July 20, 2022 04:47 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: micky at July 20, 2022 04:47 PM (3byMq)
And they will install Kamala if for no other reason than "historic first woman (black)" to sit in the Oval Office. The media will swoon...
There IS a plan... the only debatable part is it's success.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2022 04:47 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 04:47 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2022 04:47 PM (mn1Pi)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at July 20, 2022 04:42 PM (8QQEp)
Oil drops keep falling on my head... BJ Thomas
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 20, 2022 04:47 PM (TSAar)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 20, 2022 04:47 PM (OalnH)
*
Again, the mask is the MAGA hat for the left.
This kid is another Democrat, just like all the rest have been.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 20, 2022 04:47 PM (c4n7J)
Posted by: WiNO at July 20, 2022 04:45 PM (EpDzw)
++++
"No, officer, I will not respond. No, officer, I do not consent to your entry into my home. You may not enter without a warrant, and I provide no statement without an attorney present. Thank you, and have a nice day."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 04:48 PM (5zVb8)
I mean, everyone is so quick to complain about Trump's ego but Biden and every single one of these sons/daughters of _____ in DC has as big or BIGGER egos then Trump does. The difference is Trump is more honest so doesn't hide his and pretend he's "lunch pail Joe from Scranton."
They are going to have to carry Biden out of the WH feet first. impeach/remove him, or 25th Amendment him. It will neve be voluntary. He nor his vile C U Next Tuesday wife would allow that.
I honestly don't think the Dems would 25th Amend him because it is bad for the Dem brand (and unlike idiot GOP, Dems do stick together on things like that).
Maybe a majority GOP House will impeach him, but there would have to be at least 70 GOP in the Senate to remove him, and even then I'm not confident there would be 67 votes to do it.
So only death is going to prevent him from staying until 2024.
Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at July 20, 2022 04:48 PM (YVBLw)
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 04:48 PM (2Znfn)
I've heard she is trying to shake her past as a pr0n star and gets mad whenever someone brings it up. I like that she's trying to be relevant in some other way, I'd just prefer she'd not be an idiot leftist.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2022 04:48 PM (eyxn4)
To be fair, some of them are. We get prolly 100K different chemicals downstream out of petroleum. Some of them have to be bad.
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 04:48 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: davidt at July 20, 2022 04:48 PM (oTZbj)
There IS a plan... the only debatable part is it's success.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2022 04:47 PM (BFigT)
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Agree.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 20, 2022 04:48 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I like the tarred and the body locked inside an iron cage and then displayed outside the entrance.
But that's just me.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2022 04:48 PM (fBY/Q)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 04:49 PM (5zVb8)
Great.. Almost everything is made of petroleum.. Back to the stone age I guess
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2022 04:49 PM (bs+z0)
JUST IN - Final two candidates for UK PM: Rishi Sunak vs Liz Truss.
Does Liz have enough support?
Posted by: political ANALyst at July 20, 2022 04:45 PM (cY9wR)
isn't she married to Kevyn Major Howard
ya know, Rafterman from FMJ
Posted by: REDACTED at July 20, 2022 04:49 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2022 04:47 PM (BFigT)
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Their "plan" to install Kamala will probably go off without a hitch.
However, their "plans" for what happens afterward will result in utter ruination FOR THEM, despite the horrors they will inflict on the rest of us.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 04:49 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 20, 2022 04:49 PM (c4n7J)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2022 04:34 PM (eyxn4)
I keep laughing about this cockbag.
He came outta the terlit, spraying bullets and thinking "Ha, I'm gonna kill so many people! Legendar-"
Done.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2022 04:49 PM (Zhwz2)
Posted by: Billy Bob Vlaardingerbroek, Jr. at July 20, 2022 04:49 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at July 20, 2022 04:40 PM (Brq1k)
Huh! I learn something every day here. I never knew the Three Stooges did that act too -- I've only seen the Abbott & Costello version. (Both were in the 40s, btw, but that's not important now.)
Apparently (Wikipedia) they both got it from an old Vaudeville skit.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at July 20, 2022 04:50 PM (B9huV)
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 04:48 PM (2Znfn)
No, only clarified the statement. It was lube left over from one of Hunter's hooker encounters. Or Hallie Biden, or ....
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2022 04:50 PM (N39Ws)
Glad I've got red dots on pistols now.
I've heard many people refence this as a new drill. 10 shots in 15 seconds at 40 yards without warming up first.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2022 04:50 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 20, 2022 04:50 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 20, 2022 04:50 PM (X0TVS)
Posted by: micky at July 20, 2022 04:50 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: SquidbillyCPO at July 20, 2022 04:50 PM (JdnFk)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 20, 2022 04:50 PM (OalnH)
I used cotton cloth and melted parafin on it. You can roll them up like cigarettes and they do burn hot enough to start damp tinder.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 04:36 PM (xhaym)
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You can make firestarters by mixing sawdust and wood shavings with parafin and packing it into those little ketchup cups you get at McDonald's.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 20, 2022 04:50 PM (CAJOC)
Prop him up with a sign and torches in front of the mall.
Posted by: Little Bill at July 20, 2022 04:45 PM
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I'd like to subscribe to your saloon flyer.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 20, 2022 04:50 PM (+R5dc)
It's one syllable, according to
https://www.howmanysyllables.com/syllables/oil
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 04:51 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 20, 2022 04:50 PM (OalnH)
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Then comes the draft. A lack of volunteer personnel won't impede them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 04:51 PM (5zVb8)
Now I see where the mayor has proclaimed the city as an open city of diversity and inclusion.
Fucking idiot.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2022 04:51 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2022 04:49 PM (Zhwz2)
I'll take "What was the last thing to go through his brain besides the 9mm bullet for $800, Alex"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2022 04:51 PM (N39Ws)
He came outta the terlit, spraying bullets and thinking "Ha, I'm gonna kill so many people! Legendar-"
Done.
I hope he felt and smelled the cold piss of the highly trafficked food court men's room against his face as he lay dying.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2022 04:51 PM (eyxn4)
like nutz
Liz Warren comes to mind, maybe Bernie
but not Cankles
Posted by: REDACTED at July 20, 2022 04:51 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 20, 2022 04:51 PM (OalnH)
Also - nice skinny jeans, faggot. You look like a bitch.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2022 04:52 PM (Zhwz2)
Glad I've got red dots on pistols now.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 04:46 PM (XvPQV)
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We're living in a John Wayne, Lee Marvin movie.
Oh, Richard Boone is waiting 'round the corner.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 20, 2022 04:52 PM (iLuhX)
Classy.
Posted by: Grimmy at July 20, 2022 04:52 PM (YomN3)
He came outta the terlit, spraying bullets and thinking "Ha, I'm gonna kill so many people! Legendar-"
Done.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2022 04:49 PM (Zhwz2)
Surprise! You're dead!
https://youtu.be/-BGrFku2itk
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 04:52 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2022 04:52 PM (44ww/)
Now I see where the mayor has proclaimed the city as an open city of diversity and inclusion.
Fucking idiot.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2022 04:51 PM (anj39)
Not throwing shade at YOU, but somehow he became mayor
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 04:52 PM (Vr12I)
he's clearly a leftie type with his cool black mask and ensemble
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2022 04:53 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2022 04:53 PM (2JoB8)
Ace covered it, sometimes I swear he's the only guy in conservative punditry that really knows what's going on.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 20, 2022 04:53 PM (qH6FZ)
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Yo. Its so I obvious I can't believe you can't see it. Its as plain as my ass in the buffet line.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at July 20, 2022 04:53 PM (a/uCx)
https://www.howmanysyllables.com/syllables/oil
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 04:51 PM (qpX6U)
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Not really, though. It's "oy-ul." Per Webster's, it's two syllables:
ȯi(-ə
l
If you say it fast, or with certain accents, it's one syllable but the way most people say it - and certainly in Flint English as heard on TV newscasts and the like - it's two.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 04:53 PM (5zVb8)
Then comes the draft. A lack of volunteer personnel won't impede them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 04:51 PM (5zVb
Fine by me. Let all the 19 year olds who voted for this shit go off and die for the globalists.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 20, 2022 04:53 PM (OalnH)
he's clearly a leftie type with his cool black mask and ensemble
Posted by: BlackOrchid
I'm pretty confident his parents are liberal douchebags.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 04:53 PM (m7R0k)
Posted by: dartist at July 20, 2022 04:53 PM (+ya+t)
Classy.
Posted by: Grimmy at July 20, 2022 04:52 PM (YomN3)
Well at least it wasn't a petroleum product!!
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 04:54 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2022 04:54 PM (2JoB8)
Dick Morris is the Jim Cramer of Paul Krugmans.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 20, 2022 04:54 PM (nfrXX)
I heard it was a bog standard Glock 19 and that he bought and carried it specifically because of the new Indiana Constitutional Carry law that just passed.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2022 04:54 PM (eyxn4)
That's ass backwards.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 20, 2022 04:54 PM (2OL6m)
I've heard she is trying to shake her past as a pr0n star and gets mad whenever someone brings it up. I like that she's trying to be relevant in some other way, I'd just prefer she'd not be an idiot leftist.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2022 04:48 PM (eyxn4)
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In truth, though, would she have any relevance at all now if she had not previously been a porn star.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 20, 2022 04:54 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Rex B at July 20, 2022 04:54 PM (WNvEU)
I used cotton cloth and melted parafin on it. You can roll them up like cigarettes and they do burn hot enough to start damp tinder.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 04:36 PM (xhaym)
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You can make firestarters by mixing sawdust and wood shavings with parafin and packing it into those little ketchup cups you get at McDonald's.
use dryer lint (cotton or linen) or sawdust , with melted candle ends in those cardboard egg cartons.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 20, 2022 04:54 PM (cY9wR)
Glad I've got red dots on pistols now.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 04:46 PM (XvPQV)
Hickock45 is pretty adept at hitting 100 yard steel with open sights, with the much-derided Glock pistol trigger. As with anything, practice.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 04:54 PM (U3uv2)
Seen lonely days I thought would never end.
Posted by: Weasel at July 20, 2022 04:54 PM (0IeYL)
It's one syllable, according to
https://www.howmanysyllables.com/syllables/oil
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 04:51 PM (qpX6U)
Army buddy from Florida pronounced it Ohl. I asked do you spell that? He said Oh Ah ell, Ohl.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying to be Moar Funnier at July 20, 2022 04:55 PM (x8Wzq)
he's clearly a leftie type with his cool black mask and ensemble
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2022 04:53 PM (w0NJk)
Definitely fits the Antifa mold. I am sure they took it down, but I did find his mom's website. She was some kind of witch doctor. No telling how many demons she asked into her home.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 20, 2022 04:55 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: an oil can at July 20, 2022 04:55 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 04:52 PM (Vr12I)
Not on my vote.
And conveniently, the ballot drop box is only two blocks from city hall.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2022 04:55 PM (anj39)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2022 04:55 PM (bs+z0)
Classy.
Posted by: Grimmy at July 20, 2022 04:52 PM (YomN3)
Not as interesting as all the other times she was cold cocked by something.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2022 04:55 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 20, 2022 04:50 PM (CAJOC)
Egg carton cups, cut them up and the carton material is a nice wick.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 04:55 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2022 04:56 PM (M+Lyo)
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Correction. A TRANS black womYn.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 20, 2022 04:51 PM (OalnH)
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Correction. A TRANS black MUSLIM womYn.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 20, 2022 04:56 PM (5N7sS)
@greg_price11
You know things have gotten ridiculous when the President of the United States says out loud that he has cancer and everyone responds by saying "oh, that's probably just his dementia."
Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 04:56 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2022 04:48 PM (eyxn4)
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And people in hell want ice water. It's like how Jennifer Love Hewitt resents that she is better remembered for being a hot chick with big cans than she was as an actress - especially now that time ran out on that on particular game.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 04:56 PM (5zVb8)
AMF douchebag. Nice mask btw. Did that help prevent the spread?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 20, 2022 04:41 PM (X0TVS)
well, 8 rounds out of 10 hit the silhouette, that's a small spread...
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 04:56 PM (p03vF)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 20, 2022 04:56 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 04:56 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 20, 2022 04:56 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2022 04:56 PM (BfxWT)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 04:57 PM (m7R0k)
@greg_price11
You know things have gotten ridiculous when the President of the United States says out loud that he has cancer and everyone responds by saying "oh, that's probably just his dementia."
Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 04:56 PM (NpAcC)
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"I've never been more proud of America."
-Jonah Goldberg
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 04:57 PM (LvTSG)
Cut a milk shake straw in half or thirds. Pinch one end with needle nose pliers and seal the end with a lighter. Stuff a vasoline laced cotton ball into the straw with a small tool. Pinch the other end of the straw and seal it with a lighter. Water-proofed fire starter that fits in a tin. Just snip one end of the straw and pull a little cotton out and light her up.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 20, 2022 04:45 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 20, 2022 04:57 PM (sI15f)
You know things have gotten ridiculous when the President of the United States says out loud that he has cancer and everyone responds by saying "oh, that's probably just his dementia."
Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 04:56 PM (NpAcC)
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Man, that's well done. Cutting. Brutal.
Excellent.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 04:57 PM (5zVb8)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2022 04:55 PM (bs+z0)
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In California, pretty much everything gives you cancer.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 20, 2022 04:57 PM (CAJOC)
Oil on the windshield isn't coming off with wipers. And you're not getting cancer from it unless you fucking mainline it.
Stupid lying old fuck. I hate you, Joe. You're evil and a disgrace on this country and the world.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 04:57 PM (7Q7Ca)
Darn. I saw those phonetic symbols at the fancy-shmancy dictionaries, but I did not know what they implied about syllable count. I'll take your word for it, and I will report howmanysyllables.com to the misinformation bureau ASAP.
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 04:57 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Ultra pj at July 20, 2022 04:57 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 04:57 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: zombie Prince at July 20, 2022 04:58 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 04:56 PM (NpAcC)
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Man, that's well done. Cutting. Brutal.
==
Such delicious cruelty.
Posted by: VDH at July 20, 2022 04:58 PM (a/uCx)
Posted by: Combloc Judges at July 20, 2022 04:58 PM (U3uv2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 20, 2022 04:58 PM (N7OEF)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 20, 2022 04:50 PM (CAJOC)
once heating season starts here, I rarely start a new fire
just put in a nice load of oak at midnight, turn the stove down and the next morn, big bed of coals
Posted by: REDACTED at July 20, 2022 04:58 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Peter Bootigig at July 20, 2022 04:59 PM (QYPq3)
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LOL--that's perfect.
Posted by: Billy Bob Vlaardingerbroek, Jr. at July 20, 2022 04:59 PM (sWM8x)
Like the movie The Firm..."...as long as this ship keeps afloat...all the info I've got on you will not be sent to the authorities..."
Hunt may be "unbalanced" but he likes to document, document and document; doubt that's been limited to his personal activities. And dad has his own following, too.
Posted by: Lola at July 20, 2022 04:59 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2022 04:55 PM (bs+z0)
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Some retards like to drink oil when they're eating paste.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 20, 2022 04:59 PM (5N7sS)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 20, 2022 04:59 PM (iLuhX)
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 04:59 PM (qpX6U)
__________
Yup. But the installation of Harris as a historic "FIRST" by the Democrats gets them some cred with the AWFL's and blacks that they've lost recently.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2022 05:00 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 20, 2022 04:56 PM
Barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: GOPe at July 20, 2022 05:00 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 05:00 PM (m7R0k)
--Joe Biden driving Phantom 309
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 20, 2022 05:00 PM (LdmGl)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 05:00 PM (VdGjU)
what a glorious feeling, I'm in chemo again
Posted by: wth at July 20, 2022 05:00 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 05:00 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 20, 2022 05:00 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 20, 2022 05:00 PM (X0TVS)
Posted by: KarlHungus at July 20, 2022 05:01 PM (MhCcX)
Posted by: Cadaver Joe at July 20, 2022 05:01 PM (0ocXn)
Posted by: Dr Kosmo Van Nostrand at July 20, 2022 05:01 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 20, 2022 05:01 PM (8zUgz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2022 05:01 PM (Zhwz2)
Posted by: VDH at July 20, 2022 05:01 PM (a/uCx)
Posted by: davidt at July 20, 2022 05:01 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 05:02 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2022 05:00 PM (BFigT)
She's not black, just like Beto isn't mexican. They're both cosplayers, and black voters mostly hate her for it, just like hispanic voters mostly hate Beto.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 05:02 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: final jeopardy music at July 20, 2022 05:02 PM (a/uCx)
https://tinyurl.com/2ttu5hmt
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 05:02 PM (xhaym)
Probably the least impressive of the ruptures she has suffered.
Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2022 05:02 PM (BfxWT)
All those fake, confabulated memories will be lost in time, like tears in oil... Time to die.
Posted by: Brandon at July 20, 2022 05:03 PM (Zhwz2)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 05:03 PM (sYex/)
Posted by: davidt at July 20, 2022 05:01 PM (oTZbj)
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Establishment leader in the House gets approval from his colleagues? In the 70s?
Shocker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 05:03 PM (LvTSG)
More to the point, Biden is clearly and hilariously in terrible health. They won't have to make up an excuse when he's demonstrating every day that he is- and always was- completely unfit.
Posted by: trev006 at July 20, 2022 05:03 PM (3GXZD)
I call bogus. Since it's been reported he was shot with a 9mm, if that were real, his lungs would have been spattered across that bathroom.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2022 05:03 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 04:56 PM (5zVb
I can haz cans ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2022 05:03 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens
His brain's burned and withered. I suspect that window closed long ago.
Posted by: Brother Tim, actually a random opossum with a VPN at July 20, 2022 05:03 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2022 05:03 PM (BfxWT)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
I have a roll of chicken wire that is tagged as being carcinogenic by the state of California.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 20, 2022 05:04 PM (LdmGl)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 04:49 PM (5zVb
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It has a diphthong, so one syllable.
n. a sound formed by the combination of two vowels in a single syllable, in which the sound begins as one vowel and moves toward another (as in coin and loud). (Oxford)
Oxford says suck it, Webster.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 20, 2022 05:04 PM (+R5dc)
===
*golf clap*
Posted by: final jeopardy music at July 20, 2022 05:04 PM (a/uCx)
https://tinyurl.com/2ttu5hmt
Posted by: Kindltot
I read that as Cock or two.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 05:05 PM (m7R0k)
Joe Biden says, "At least I don’t have cancer!"
Posted by: SMOD at July 20, 2022 05:05 PM (ePkPk)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2022 05:05 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Stone Temple Biden at July 20, 2022 05:05 PM (kKz2D)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2022 05:05 PM (a3Q+t)
Where you goin round with that Big Gulp in your hand.
HEY JOE!
Where you goin' with that bucket of paste in your hand?
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at July 20, 2022 05:05 PM (zSyrn)
Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at July 20, 2022 05:05 PM (Brq1k)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 20, 2022 05:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
just put in a nice load of oak at midnight, turn the stove down and the next morn, big bed of coals
Posted by: REDACTED at July 20, 2022 04:58 PM (us2H3)
Oooh! You can bring your stove, cord of oak and coals along next time we go camping in December.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 05:05 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 04:49 PM (K5n5d)
If there is a hitch, Kamala will take care of it. Particularly if it's made of chrome.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 05:05 PM (dscaa)
Outta reach
Somewhere in the Valvoline
Posted by: Stone Temple Biden at July 20, 2022 05:05 PM (kKz2D)
Golf clap
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2022 05:06 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 05:06 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 20, 2022 05:04 PM (LdmGl)
I'm am almost certain all cancer treatments are listed as causing cancer in the state of california... which is technically true.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 20, 2022 05:06 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: davidt at July 20, 2022 05:06 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 04:27 PM (K5n5d)
Sorry for the delay - I took a nap.
God knows what the Dems may try. They will get away with whatever SCOTUS lets them on this topic.
Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2022 05:06 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Joey Two Shits at July 20, 2022 05:06 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 04:49 PM (5zVb
--
It has a diphthong, so one syllable.
n. a sound formed by the combination of two vowels in a single syllable, in which the sound begins as one vowel and moves toward another (as in coin and loud). (Oxford)
Oxford says suck it, Webster.
icy
Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 20, 2022 05:07 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 05:07 PM (qpX6U)
==
I WISH i could be remembered as a hot chick with big cans.....
Posted by: Admiral Levine at July 20, 2022 05:07 PM (wfKBY)
==
I WISH i could be remembered as a hot chick with big cans.....
Posted by: Admiral Levine at July 20, 2022 05:07 PM (wfKBY)
==========
"We will make this happen."
-NYT
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: m at July 20, 2022 05:07 PM (RtN13)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2022 05:08 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2022 05:08 PM (bs+z0)
The question is whom will be the POTUS ??
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 20, 2022 05:08 PM (PYJJG)
icy
Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 20, 2022 05:07 PM (sGtp+)
Oui
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2022 05:08 PM (M+Lyo)
*****
Her cup runneth over.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 20, 2022 05:08 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2022 05:05 PM (a3Q+t)
I'm kind of glad to see Soros pissing away his money on nothing.
Interesting note in the piece reporting that - the vast majority of political contributions to Abbott come from in state. The majority of contributions to Beto come from out of state. Babylon Bee had a another great line a little while back - "Beto Leading Abbott in Poll!!! Of Californians!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 05:09 PM (trdmm)
In truth, though, would she have any relevance at all now if she had not previously been a porn star.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 20, 2022 04:54 PM (CAJOC)
---
Didn't they name that tall hotel after her? The Beej Khalifa?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 20, 2022 05:09 PM (+R5dc)
Posted by: Squid at July 20, 2022 05:09 PM (LSRK6)
The question is whom will be the POTUS ??
==
There won't be one.
Posted by: Laugh it up fuzzballs, but I'm putting my bet down early at July 20, 2022 05:09 PM (wfKBY)
Glocks are the Toyota Corolla of the gun world. They're good, reliable, and ubiquitous. It's fine to like your Corolla. It's fine to like your Glock. Just don't tell me it's the best gun ever. It's ... fine.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2022 05:09 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Lance Armstrong at July 20, 2022 05:09 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 20, 2022 05:08 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2022 05:10 PM (a3Q+t)
The question is whom will be the POTUS ??
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 20, 2022 05:08 PM (PYJJG)
It has to be Kamala. They've diddled around far too long, there's not enough time left for it to be anyone else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 05:10 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2022 05:10 PM (2JoB8)
Didn't Don Rickles like referring to people as a hockey puck?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 05:10 PM (VdGjU)
If not for the shock-absorbing implant, puck would have gone thru her heart. Lucky.
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 05:11 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at July 20, 2022 05:05 PM (Brq1k)
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So the head, then? IIRC, his hair plugs were transplanted from his foreskin.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 20, 2022 05:11 PM (5N7sS)
--Joe gracefully leaves due to cancer---
--You can't criticize a man with cancer, so shut up about Hunter and The Big Guy
--Kamala ascends to be First Black Woman President, and by the way, she gets a honeymoon and if you criticize her, you are a racist sexist h8ter
Democrats maintain control of Congress
Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2022 05:11 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 20, 2022 05:11 PM (Z1/Fo)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 05:12 PM (QSjkU)
Better there than in the crease?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2022 05:12 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Laugh it up fuzzballs, but I'm putting my bet down early at July 20, 2022 05:09 PM (wfKBY)
p
Yellen, I still have a marker on "President Yellen Impeached but not convicted in early 2024"
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 05:12 PM (xhaym)
But I love how easy the pistol is to use, to clean, to upgrade. I am not handy, at all, but I can break Glock all the way down, clean everything and put it all back together with nothing more than a simple punch.
They work and they run dirty very well. Stick to factory ammo and they will run and run.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 05:13 PM (XvPQV)
--You can't criticize a man with cancer, so shut up about Hunter and The Big Guy
--Kamala ascends to be First Black Woman President, and by the way, she gets a honeymoon and if you criticize her, you are a racist sexist h8ter
Democrats maintain control of Congress
===
*Ron Klain Masturbating furiously in the closet*
Posted by: Now that's a perversion at July 20, 2022 05:13 PM (wfKBY)
Posted by: Joetato at July 20, 2022 05:13 PM (PsUT0)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2022 05:14 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 05:14 PM (qpX6U)
==
TBF - they didn't know if it was true, or just more of the same dementia...
Posted by: so its a mixed reaction at July 20, 2022 05:15 PM (wfKBY)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 05:15 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2022 05:15 PM (bs+z0)
If not for the shock-absorbing implant, puck would have gone thru her heart. Lucky.
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 05:11 PM (qpX6)
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It would have ripped her lungs out worse than an AR-15 Assault Rifle, Jim! Isn't it time for some common-sense hockey puck control?
/Don Rickles hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 20, 2022 05:15 PM (5N7sS)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2022 05:14 PM (2JoB
You mean like open gas stations?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2022 05:16 PM (mR6Gs)
We regret the error."
Posted by: DB at July 20, 2022 05:16 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 20, 2022 05:16 PM (wtvvX)
Sort of like that giant molasses vat that ruptured in Boston.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 20, 2022 05:16 PM (LdmGl)
Posted by: Now that's a perversion at July 20, 2022 05:13 PM
It's your Truth - be out and proud!
Posted by: Jeffrey T. at July 20, 2022 05:16 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2022 05:16 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2022 05:16 PM (M+Lyo)
Nah... It's the dementia
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2022 05:17 PM (bs+z0)
Uh... Sarge? we're in MidFuckistan, we aint got a long enough extension cord...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2022 05:17 PM (oHd/0)
Don't worry about Joe Biden having cancer, he is married to a doctor
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 20, 2022 05:17 PM (yikp0)
Done tole ya'll peoples
Yellow leg hairs are the giveaway
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at July 20, 2022 05:17 PM (4g4yr)
--You can't criticize a man with cancer, so shut up about Hunter and The Big Guy
--Kamala ascends to be First Black Woman President, and by the way, she gets a honeymoon and if you criticize her, you are a racist sexist h8ter
Democrats maintain control of Congress
===
*Ron Klain Masturbating furiously in the closet*
Posted by: Now that's a perversion
Well, the first problem is that Joe doesn't do anything gracefully. Even addled with senility, he's a venal, depraved, in lust with power, monster. Then that wife of his, Dr. Jill. She sure as hell isn't going anywhere gracefully.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 20, 2022 05:18 PM (sAmhv)
If so, I think we should be saying hydrocarbons instead of 'fossil fuels' as often as possible.
Posted by: geewhiz at July 20, 2022 05:18 PM (XjuKB)
It apparently also splashed onto both arms...and my hand, where I've had past surgeries, oh, and my neck. Wait, wait...that doesn't include the liquid nitrogen squirts.
Damned motor oil.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2022 05:18 PM (4E7Sa)
from her gigantic boob-shaped mansion, paid for by being 'a hot chick with big cans'
Posted by: DB at July 20, 2022 05:19 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Holy Crap at July 20, 2022 05:19 PM (gqgrq)
And the dynamics for the '24 election change in the blink of an eye with her as the incumbent.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2022 05:19 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: DB at July 20, 2022 05:19 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 05:19 PM (cdXqR)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2022 05:16 PM (M+Lyo)
Nah... It's the dementia
Posted by: It's me donna
he's a roly-poly fish head
Posted by: Dr. Dementia-o at July 20, 2022 05:20 PM (4g4yr)
He thoughts he WAS a Cancer.... after reading his horrorscope...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2022 05:20 PM (oHd/0)
The question is whom will be the POTUS ??
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 20, 2022 05:08 PM (PYJJG)
It has to be Kamala. They've diddled around far too long, there's not enough time left for it to be anyone else. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 05:10 PM (trdmm)
==============
There may be enough time after 8 November and before January 3 to
1. Push Kamala out
2. Joe picks a VP nominee and he/she is approved by Congress
Then Joe can be discarded in early 2023, and Kamala replacement becomes Prez. Picks new VP, a nebbish Dem Repubs will vote for, who will not be allowed to be the Dem VP nominee in 2024
Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2022 05:20 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: NAB at July 20, 2022 05:20 PM (3sHsl)
die maybe
he has way too much pride to do that
Posted by: REDACTED at July 20, 2022 05:20 PM (us2H3)
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He really just isn't very bright. I'm surprised that he made it to adulthood, but then, the same might be said of all Democrats.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2022 05:20 PM (4E7Sa)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2022 05:21 PM (2JoB8)
He's making the ultimate sacrifice for YOU! Because he cares so very, very much.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 05:21 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2022 05:22 PM (2JoB8)
Apparently she/he/it wont hug some minority kids (psst, she/he/it does) but lets not get bogged down with the truth. The families have hired an attorney who says this is not about money but they medical bills they have to pay for the mental trauma they've endured.
When will the corporations learn: You'll never ever be woke enough.
Posted by: WisRich at July 20, 2022 05:22 PM (G0vdT)
Beer choices are within the man's domain.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 05:22 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 20, 2022 05:22 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2022 05:20 PM (4E7Sa)
His father was, for a while, a used car salesman.
Apple, tree
Posted by: Miklos wishes to point this out at July 20, 2022 05:23 PM (4g4yr)
Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2022 05:20 PM (AMIL/)
Mike Pence !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2022 05:23 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 20, 2022 05:23 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2022 05:23 PM (tzF28)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Not us!
-----The skiing and flying Kennedys
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 20, 2022 05:24 PM (LdmGl)
Beer choices are within the man's domain.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 05:22 PM (VdGjU)
Blue Moon !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2022 05:24 PM (M+Lyo)
As I thought.
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 05:24 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 05:24 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying to be Moar Funnier at July 20, 2022 05:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Beer choices are within the man's domain.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 05:22 PM (VdGjU)
Fact Check rates this as TRUE...
It's like a BBQ. Never dated a Woman who would rather BBQ herself, than let the Man do it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2022 05:25 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2022 05:24 PM (M+Lyo)
Left me standing.... alooonnneeeee...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2022 05:26 PM (oHd/0)
Ain't got no gas in it!!
Posted by: Slingblade at July 20, 2022 05:27 PM (/fRo0)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 20, 2022 05:27 PM (PYJJG)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 20, 2022 05:28 PM (0ocXn)
I'm so excited to have a militant activist to work with.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 05:28 PM (XvPQV)
I got it on outside of my left forearm, which rests in the sun while driving. I think it would be interesting to compare arm skin cancer rates between left-driving and right-driving countries.
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 05:28 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 20, 2022 05:28 PM (PYJJG)
Again, buy popcorn futures.
Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2022 05:29 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Auspex at July 20, 2022 05:29 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2022 05:29 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: torabora at July 20, 2022 05:29 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at July 20, 2022 05:30 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Zek at July 20, 2022 05:31 PM (OzNIz)
Did they clarify the idiocy of liquid oil falling from the sky due to refineries?
Posted by: lowandslow at July 20, 2022 05:31 PM (qH6FZ)
die maybe
he has way too much pride to do that
Posted by: REDACTED
Pride goeth before the fall.
He HAS been falling a lot of late. Off bikes, and on polls.
Posted by: Karen at July 20, 2022 05:31 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2022 05:23 PM (M+Lyo)
I get the appeal of this to the cabal, but no. Any Republican supporting Pence in the name of Unity may as well have a scarlet CUCK branded into their flesh. And the Republicans will take major damage from their incompetent handling of coming troubles WITHOUT implicating President Trump personally. All while enraging the left to homicidal violence. The worst of all worlda for an elite that desperately needs order and stability to function.
Posted by: trev006 at July 20, 2022 05:31 PM (yJWaZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 05:06 PM (trdmm)
Jennifer L. Hewitt >>> Lleyton Hewitt > Jackson Hewitt > Hugh Hewitt
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 20, 2022 05:31 PM (0SRO6)
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 20, 2022 05:32 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: trev006 at July 20, 2022 05:31 PM (yJWaZ)
It was a bad joke
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2022 05:32 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 05:32 PM (m7R0k)
The horde will delve the comedy here maybe ten times or more.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Elmo isn't racist. Elmo is a pedo.
https://youtu.be/J3g0bhE-hv8
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 20, 2022 05:32 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: YIKES! at July 20, 2022 05:32 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: m at July 20, 2022 05:32 PM (RtN13)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2022 05:33 PM (M+Lyo)
Glenn Kessler @GlennKesslerWP; 2h
How dumb is this [RNC] tweet? Check out Biden's medical report. Before he became president, he'd had non-melanoma skin cancers removed. Has no one at @RNCResearch ever had this common procedure?
Repliers point out Biden used the present and not the past tense.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 20, 2022 05:33 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 20, 2022 05:33 PM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2022 05:34 PM (2JoB8)
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My man!
Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at July 20, 2022 05:30 PM (sWM8x)
Masterbatin Pete "amatuers"
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2022 05:34 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 05:34 PM (VdGjU)
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Well, we're just having historic first retard.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 05:34 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: REDACTED
Pride goeth before the fall.
He HAS been falling a lot of late. Off bikes, and on polls.
Posted by: Karen at July 20, 2022 05:31 PM (WmGrA)
During Pride month!?!!!
Posted by: m at July 20, 2022 05:34 PM (RtN13)
She just endured radiation and chemo for her second bout of breast cancer in 16 years.
Now she's recovering from a double mastectomy and reconstructive surgery, and it's tough.
Joey can STFU.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2022 05:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
Brain cancer. He had to do all the thinking and heavy lifting in that family.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2022 05:35 PM (1cmKJ)
Posted by: dartist at July 20, 2022 05:35 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at July 20, 2022 05:28 PM (qpX6U)
Same here, left forearm
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2022 05:36 PM (M+Lyo)
Slathering on BABY OIL and then laying out in the sun for hours. THAT's why he got skin cancer, just like both of my folks did.
Emily Latella @WH: "Uhhh, he was talking about BABY OIL, which is a product of petroleum, of course, but still . . . errr, Never Mind!"
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 05:36 PM (ywdD4)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 20, 2022 05:36 PM (yikp0)
Who did what when and to whom. Replayed a hundred times.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2022 05:37 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Iris at July 20, 2022 05:37 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars
I read that as "Sacre Bleu!!!"
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 05:39 PM (ywdD4)
I had one thesis of a quarter taken off the outer side of my right foot.
And Walter Reed took one off my right rib area.
Doctor said he made it so the scar would be the size of a 9mm wound, so I could impress my friends.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 20, 2022 05:39 PM (1n+EO)
It sucks. Looking forward to eventually breathe normally in the future.
But it's nothing compared to friends who have dealt with other cancers. Lung cancer is the greatest killer of women, including those who have never smoked.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2022 05:39 PM (ptqGC)
i.redd.it/zbld1spvtmc91.jpg
Posted by: bonhomme
All those mags he spent so much time putting rounds into and he never got to use them.
Because a Good Guy with a Gun saw the danger, pulled while pushing his girlfriend behind him, and then started firing as he advanced on this turd. Nice work, GGWAG.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 05:41 PM (ywdD4)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 20, 2022 05:41 PM (PYJJG)
I'm thinking it's likely about a 3mph airflow going through there, but you can get a verification for us.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2022 05:42 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 05:41 PM (ywdD4)
But But But the left thinks this hero broke the law? Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2022 05:42 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2022 05:43 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: a guy who worries a lot at July 20, 2022 06:01 PM (9X60i)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2022 05:32 PM (M+Lyo)
Ah, fair enough. At least it was a smarter joke than Kamala Harris.
Posted by: trev006 at July 20, 2022 06:12 PM (yJWaZ)
When you get treated for skin cancer, they put a salve on it. Guess what the salve is made out of.
That's right. Petroleum.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 20, 2022 06:19 PM (x61Im)
The
he "stood up in the middle of a House Judiciary Comittee hearing on gun control to call out lawmakers for not taking action on assault weapons."
https://tinyurl.com/yckb42kc
Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 04:39 PM (NpAcC)
How mighty are the fallen. On the make with a Hahvad degree and big name recognition and now he's just another purple haired screamer that the dems have put out by the hundreds each year for the last 2 generations.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 20, 2022 06:20 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: jeff at July 20, 2022 06:25 PM (Rviza)
__________
Yup. But the installation of Harris as a historic "FIRST" by the Democrats gets them some cred with the AWFL's and blacks that they've lost recently.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2022 05:00 PM (BFigT)
Maybe with AWFLs but not blacks. They don't consider her black, which is why she cratered in the primary.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 20, 2022 06:28 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: jeff at July 20, 2022 06:32 PM (Rviza)
Or it could be that you're f*ing OLD.
Posted by: GWB at July 20, 2022 06:43 PM (Is0p/)
Common sense - for much of the last 100,000 years, we walked around naked.
Fact is, it's your genes.
Now go and sunbathe if you wish without guilt that it's killing you. Unless you are Irish.
Posted by: West at July 20, 2022 06:45 PM (QY+6a)
and I want a peer reviewed study: Harvard grads who developed cancer vs Texas A&M grads who developed cancer. Might be interesting.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 20, 2022 07:05 PM (Ynyl9)
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Enter the Ginger
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Hunter has as well.
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