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Quinnipiac Poll: Biden at 31% Approval;
Falls to 19% Approval With Breakfast Tacox

America is back, baby.

One and a half years since President Joe Biden took office, Americans give President Biden a negative 31 - 60 percent job approval rating, the lowest score of his presidency, according to a Quinnipiac (KWIN-uh-pea- ack) University national poll of adults released today.

Republicans (94 - 2 percent) and independents (67 - 23 percent) disapprove, while Democrats approve (71 - 18 percent).

...

Americans were asked about President Biden's handling of...

* the response to the coronavirus: 50 percent approve, while 43 percent disapprove;

* the response to Russia's invasion of Ukraine: 40 percent approve, while 52 percent disapprove;

* foreign policy: 36 percent approve, while 55 percent disapprove;

* gun violence: 32 percent approve, while 61 percent disapprove;

* the economy: 28 percent approve, while 66 percent disapprove.

...

Roughly 7 in 10 Americans (71 percent) say they would not like to see Joe Biden run for president in 2024, while 24 percent say they would like to see him seek a second term. Among Democrats, 54 percent say they would not like to see Biden run in 2024, while 40 percent say they would.

More than 6 in 10 Americans (64 percent) say they would not like to see Donald Trump run for president in 2024, while 32 percent say they would like to see him run. Among Republicans, 69 percent say they would like to see Trump run in 2024, while 27 percent say they would not.

Estos numeros nuevos con Breakfast Tacox no son buenos:

quinippiacnewlow.jpg

He's at 39% approval with white women. AWFLs, obviously.

Posted by: Ace at 02:51 PM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 02:52 PM (U3uv2)

2 81 million

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 20, 2022 02:52 PM (QYPq3)

3 Joey's talkin' 'bout wiping oil from your windshield.

Posted by: micky at July 20, 2022 02:52 PM (3byMq)

4 Breakfast tacos are a sandwich!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 02:52 PM (XvPQV)

5 The Dems' internal polling must be horrific.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2022 02:52 PM (wmDcS)

6 Hollywood Comedy LEGEND Dana Carvey TURNS on Joe Biden - ROASTS him for 60 straight seconds of SAVAGERY

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The only savior is Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

7 Alternatively, breakfast tacos are hot latina strippers who work the morning shift.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 02:52 PM (XvPQV)

8 5 The Dems' internal polling must be horrific.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2022 02:52 PM (wmDcS)

==========

They're losing their base which is why they're going wholehog abortion and ignoring the economy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

9 The blacks still loves the plantation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2022 02:53 PM (R8uWY)

10 69 percent say they would like to see Trump run in 2024

Nice.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2022 02:53 PM (wmDcS)

11 This number approximates the percentage of valid ballots he got in 2020.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 20, 2022 02:53 PM (OuDpO)

12 Those media articles about racist hispanics will help Joe with his numbers with them, won't they?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 20, 2022 02:53 PM (eGTCV)

13 I think resident Joe should be asked those poll questions. The answers would probably be entertaining and disconcerting, all at the same time.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 20, 2022 02:53 PM (5pTK/)

14 I like secret sauce on my breakfast tacox.

Posted by: Mayo Pete at July 20, 2022 02:53 PM (v0R5T)

15 oh, and fucking Lurch is there. That makes the 'crowd' about 20 + 1 == 21 which is not near to 81M by maffs.

Posted by: micky at July 20, 2022 02:53 PM (3byMq)

16 That era of SNL turned out so conservative... relatively speaking, of course.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 20, 2022 02:53 PM (QYPq3)

17 They're losing their base which is why they're going wholehog abortion and ignoring the economy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 02:53 PM (LvTSG)


Yeah, they're flailing. They're trying to make short term decisions while protecting their left flank from the activists.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2022 02:54 PM (wmDcS)

18 I can't believe 71% of democrats approve of Biden. They truly are idiots.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 20, 2022 02:54 PM (VhE0u)

19 Jill, the damn tacos are killin' me here!

Posted by: F. Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 02:54 PM (guGkK)

20 When the dried up old cat turd husk finally hits my predicted 25% what do I win?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 02:54 PM (QSjkU)

21 ROASTS him for 60 straight seconds of SAVAGERY

I'm going to assume this means he made two mild jokes.

Posted by: spindrift at July 20, 2022 02:54 PM (h5TKJ)

22 Joey's talkin' 'bout wiping oil from your windshield.
Posted by: micky at July 20, 2022 02:52 PM


Shame the main guns on the USS Massachusetts don't work...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM (4p7Em)

23 31% of the country is getting sweet,sweet grift? Only way to explain that number

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM (/6GbT)

24 re 18: I wonder how many people who are Democrats won't admit it to the people taking the polls.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM (Ynyl9)

25 I'm sure their plan to declare a "climate crisis " and blame gas prices on climate change will reverse these numbers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM (WdOmI)

26 17 Yeah, they're flailing. They're trying to make short term decisions while protecting their left flank from the activists.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2022 02:54 PM (wmDcS)

=========

This will have the side effect of turning off a lot of persuadable voters, as opposed to dedicated partisans, from the Democratic brand in general. It will undermine them far beyond Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

27 Ooops...

The vegan food company Daily Harvest on Tuesday identified tara flour as the ingredient that has sickened hundreds of its customers, including some who were hospitalized after suffering stabbing abdominal pain and acute liver failure.

Posted by: We're Still Better Than You! at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM (u6/wt)

28 Help I've fallen and can't get up.

Posted by: joe biden at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM (bVYXr)

29 It's all that media negativity, isn't it?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM (eGTCV)

30 OT: Sen. Thom Tillis says he’ll vote for Democrat bill to codify same-sex marriage

This passed the House yesterday with 50 R votes.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM (m7R0k)

31 I saw Wholehog Abortion open for Pussy Riot at the Superdome.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM (v0R5T)

32 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

33 18 I can't believe 71% of democrats approve of Biden. They truly are idiots.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 20, 2022 02:54 PM (VhE0u)

========

To be fair...that's really low for partisan support of their own standard bearer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

34 When the dried up old cat turd husk finally hits my predicted 25% what do I win?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 02:54 PM (QSjkU)

-----------------

Resident Biden probably hit those numbers a while ago.

So, here's 5 Trillion quatloos.

You can pick your winnings up at the AoS window in the corner over there.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM (5pTK/)

35 Alternatively, breakfast tacos are hot latina strippers who work the morning shift.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 02:52 PM (XvPQV)

check for queso first...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 02:56 PM (p03vF)

36 Polls are for strippers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

37 I can't believe 71% of democrats approve of Biden. They truly are idiots.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 20, 2022 02:54 PM (VhE0u)

I could understand that if it is a shrinking pool of more dedicated idiots identifying as democrat.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 02:56 PM (U3uv2)

38 This is why I'm not convinced that they won't, or aren't trying to, push Biden out prior to the midterms. Harris is a disaster, so there's no way they keep her in for ten years. Getting him out now might buy them a bit of goodwill from voters. Otherwise, Biden will be a millstone around the necks of a lot of Dem candidates.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2022 02:56 PM (wmDcS)

39 Elevator News had like %64 of Democrats want someone else to run in 2024

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2022 02:56 PM (2JoB8)

40 A real Joe Biden presidency has never been tried.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 02:56 PM (HvrT0)

41 >>>I'm going to assume this means he made two mild jokes.


accurate.

Posted by: ace at July 20, 2022 02:56 PM (B3oWe)

42 When the time comes (and that time is now) can we attach dear leaders to solar panels and then to the spans of a twirly turbine and just leave them there, for soyence?

Posted by: micky at July 20, 2022 02:56 PM (3byMq)

43 Democrats approve (71 - 18 percent).
_______________

Good God.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 02:56 PM (YqDXo)

44 Alternatively, breakfast tacos are hot latina strippers who work the morning shift.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 02:52 PM (XvPQV)

check for queso first...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 02:56 PM (p03vF)

*sturgeon face*

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 02:56 PM (U3uv2)

45 check for queso first...
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 02:56 PM (p03vF)

Always. Cheese does not belong everywhere.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 02:56 PM (XvPQV)

46 Roughly 7 in 10 Americans (71 percent) say they would not like to see Joe Biden run for president in 2024, while 24 percent say they would like to see him seek a second term. Among Democrats, 54 percent say they would not like to see Biden run in 2024, while 40 percent say they would.
++++
More than half of of his own party. Ouch.

And 29% approval among whites. I'd love to see a sex and geographic breakdown. I'll bet virtually all of them are from the Washington, DC area and upper-middle-class suburbs, and a majority are probably women. Just a guess, but I doubt that urban or rural whites are all that keen on the guy, nor primary breadwinners.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 02:56 PM (5zVb8)

47 61% blk.


What is WRONG with you people?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

48 Dana Carvey is still alive? Huh...

* looks at shriveled up field of fucks *

Yup... all gone.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2022 02:57 PM (BFigT)

49 More than 6 in 10 Americans (64 percent) say they would not like to see Donald Trump run for president in 2024,
~~~~~

That right there is your democrats, NeverTrumpers, and the latest iteration, the Nouveau NeverTrumpers aka NeverTrumpers 2.0.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 20, 2022 02:57 PM (VhE0u)

50 Hey Jack, read the polls, Fat. 92%. No Joke.

Posted by: Joey Biden at July 20, 2022 02:57 PM (QYPq3)

51 Then my dad died of dysentery. No joke.

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at July 20, 2022 02:57 PM (krQz2)

52 The % of the country that is still afflicted with "ORANGEMANBAD!11" despite the complete nuclear dumpster fire collapse on the scale of the fall of the Roman Empire doesn't bode well for the future of the Republic.

Posted by: OhNoNotTheBees at July 20, 2022 02:57 PM (81r4/)

53 Elevator News had like %64 of Democrats want someone else to run in 2024
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2022 02:56 PM (2JoB
____________

That's the good news. The bad news is that they want Maduro to run.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 02:57 PM (YqDXo)

54 Apparently, everyone does actually understand how hard Joe is working.
That's the problem-- they know what he-- and all Democrats--are working toward.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 20, 2022 02:57 PM (WdOmI)

55 38 This is why I'm not convinced that they won't, or aren't trying to, push Biden out prior to the midterms. Harris is a disaster, so there's no way they keep her in for ten years. Getting him out now might buy them a bit of goodwill from voters. Otherwise, Biden will be a millstone around the necks of a lot of Dem candidates.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2022 02:56 PM (wmDcS)

==========

"We cheated our way to putting an incontinent, demented, idiot into the White House. Sorry about that. Here's a whore who can't put a sentence together as a consolation prize."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

56 Hollywood Comedy LEGEND Dana Carvey TURNS on Joe Biden - ROASTS him for 60 straight seconds of SAVAGERY

Haven't there been a couple of other late-night guys who have done the same?

Posted by: Prime Sister at July 20, 2022 02:57 PM (tQL7r)

57 stabbing abdominal pain and acute liver failure.

Posted by: We're Still Better Than You! at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM (u6/wt)

--------
Meh... rub some dirt on it and get back in the game.

Posted by: 496 at July 20, 2022 02:57 PM (VJsqe)

58 I'll give Dana Carvey credit for trying at least.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 02:57 PM (XvPQV)

59 >>> 45
==
Always. Cheese does not belong everywhere.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 20, 2022 02:56 PM (XvPQV)

True. Where it *does* belong, it is difficult to have too much.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 20, 2022 02:57 PM (llON8)

60 "Falls to 19% Approval With Breakfast Tacox"

Could this be real? I don't think it's real. I wish it were real. I hope it's real. I want it to be real. If it were real, it would literally mean the end of the Dumocrap party (barring the voting fraud). So I very very very much want this to be real. But I also very much want a pet dragon too.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2022 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

61 I didn't know Dana Carvey was still alive.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 20, 2022 02:58 PM (DRSnL)

62 He's at 39% approval with white women. AWFLs, obviously.


Which means he's at 19% with White Men...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2022 02:58 PM (oHd/0)

63 29% approve of the total destruction of the country.
Sounds about right.

Posted by: fd at July 20, 2022 02:58 PM (sn5EN)

64 This will have the side effect of turning off a lot of persuadable voters, as opposed to dedicated partisans, from the Democratic brand in general. It will undermine them far beyond Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM (LvTSG)


Yup, but they have no choice.

This is why I stick with my theory that the WH got a leaked copy of the Dobbs opinion and then leaked it to the press: they wanted it out to try and distract the base back in April. But it had the long-run effect of making them look weak when they couldn't stop it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2022 02:58 PM (wmDcS)

65 If I go to the poll poll itself, not the write up, it says 33 not 31. Either way it is baaaaaad.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 20, 2022 02:58 PM (OalnH)

66 BTW I am still pushing hard for a replacement for calling it Climate Change. Let's call it Climate Control.

If we're going to be Climate Deniers, they're going to be Climate Controllers. I think it works on a few levels. Just a thought.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 02:58 PM (HvrT0)

67 Speaking on behalf of the Taco-American community, I denounce this poll as misleading!

(I have one Hispanic grandparent, which in Portland makes you a full-fledged POC.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 20, 2022 02:58 PM (u6/wt)

68 I'll tell ya something, Jack! Don't read the polls! C'mon, man!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Victim of Curcumstances at July 20, 2022 02:58 PM (mqO2Z)

69 OT: Sen. Thom Tillis says he’ll vote for Democrat bill to codify same-sex marriage

This passed the House yesterday with 50 R votes.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM (m7R0k)

on the one hand, federalism.

on the other, at least they are actually passing a bill for this and making it a law. so honestly, I'm ok with that. it wasn't mandated by some dude in a robe, their representative voted for it and will deal with the consequences of those actions. the way it was supposed to happen originally.

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 02:58 PM (p03vF)

70 * foreign policy: 36 percent approve, while 55 percent disapprove;
++++
I am shocked it's as high as 36% on this topic. He's making *nobody* happy there. He's not going anything like too far enough to appease the globalist left (enviro-, economo-, othero-) and he's fucked up catastrophically and destroyed anything a nationalist would like.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 02:58 PM (5zVb8)

71 I bet DOCTOR Jill is sooper popular though.

She's prolly lobbying to be the party's choice in 2024, AS WE SPEAK

Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 02:58 PM (dCxaZ)

72 46 And 29% approval among whites. I'd love to see a sex and geographic breakdown. I'll bet virtually all of them are from the Washington, DC area and upper-middle-class suburbs, and a majority are probably women. Just a guess, but I doubt that urban or rural whites are all that keen on the guy, nor primary breadwinners.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 02:56 PM (5zVb

==========

There was some poll a few months ago that showed the change in support within the series across racial and gender lines regarding Biden.

He had lost double digit support in every groups except one.

White women. He gained 2 points.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

73 How could those trained clapping seals not have booed Carvey of the stage, but actually end up laughing at his mockery of FJB?

Be better, ABC.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 20, 2022 02:59 PM (TNyrE)

74 Show us what's on the teleprompter Joey.

Posted by: micky at July 20, 2022 02:59 PM (3byMq)

75 >>> 55
==========

"We cheated our way to putting an incontinent, demented, idiot into the White House. Sorry about that. Here's a whore who can't put a sentence together as a consolation prize."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

Now my day is complete.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 20, 2022 02:59 PM (llON8)

76 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2022 02:59 PM (T4tVD)

77 Hispanic approval is 10 points lower than the already dismal White approval.

If this doesn't sound the alarm for Democrats, nothing will.

I'm starting to wonder if McCarthy will even be able to fuck this up like he wants to.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 20, 2022 02:59 PM (5p7BC)

78
Polls are boring and dumb, and I was late to the last thread, so I'll just say this...

When RvW got overturned, I predicted it would be one year before they reverted form and said it would be better for blacks to just kill them in the cradle.

It took one month.

The only thing these Democrat pieces of fetid filth are efficient about is meeting and exceeding my worst expectations.

Bravo, fellas. Outstanding.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2022 02:59 PM (Zhwz2)

79 So Democrats approve 71% but 54% don't want him to run in '04? Somebody is lying.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 02:59 PM (QSjkU)

80 61% of all Blacks do not want to be excommunicated from Blackness.

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 02:59 PM (krQz2)

81 Dana Carvey was funny. Let's ease back on the Legend stuff.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 02:59 PM (HvrT0)

82 >>>What is WRONG with you people?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

What do you mean, you people?

Posted by: Robert Downey Jr. at July 20, 2022 02:59 PM (QYPq3)

83 you also have to wonder how many people lie to the people taking those polls. Oh yes I'm a Democrat and I fully support President Biden (tee hee)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 20, 2022 02:59 PM (Ynyl9)

84 31% of the country is getting sweet,sweet grift? Only way to explain that number
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM

Well, there's also lying. That could explain a lot, too.

Posted by: Prime Sister at July 20, 2022 02:59 PM (tQL7r)

85 "We cheated our way to putting an incontinent, demented, idiot into the White House. Sorry about that. Here's a whore who can't put a sentence together as a consolation prize."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 02:57 PM (LvTSG)


They put her in, then try to slide in Newsom as VP and let the rumor mill put out that he'll challenge her for the nomination in 2024.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2022 02:59 PM (wmDcS)

86 Red tsunami baby! Obamacare is sooooooo getting repealed. Right?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 20, 2022 02:59 PM (OalnH)

87 I bet DOCTOR Jill is sooper popular though.

She's prolly lobbying to be the party's choice in 2024, AS WE SPEAK
Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 02:58 PM (dCxaZ)
-------------------

Michelle/Dr. Jill, 2024!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (5pTK/)

88 It.is.a.hoax.

Posted by: micky at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (3byMq)

89 I actually know a couple Biden-o-philes.

It's not a pretty sight.

Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (dCxaZ)

90 64 This is why I stick with my theory that the WH got a leaked copy of the Dobbs opinion and then leaked it to the press: they wanted it out to try and distract the base back in April. But it had the long-run effect of making them look weak when they couldn't stop it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2022 02:58 PM (wmDcS)

==========

It is to laugh.

And now they are struggling to catch back up with their own activists while everything else falls apart. The persuadable voters are wondering when milk is going to cost $2 a gallon again, and all they see is Democrats screaming about 1/6 and abortion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

91 Is mining green? Where are all of these raw materials coming from that Simple Joe is bumbling about?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (0ocXn)

92 100% of womb babies do not want to be stabbed in the brain to protect them from this oppressive horrible world.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (HvrT0)

93 I'm not going to be impressed unless Carvey used FACTS and LOGIC to DESTROY Biden.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (PiwSw)

94 OT: Sen. Thom Tillis says he’ll vote for Democrat bill to codify same-sex "marriage"

FIFY.

A couple of queers playing house does not a marriage make.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (YqDXo)

95 >>>What is WRONG with you people?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

What do you mean, you people?

Posted by: Robert Downey Jr. at July 20, 2022 02:59 PM (QYPq3)

Americans, playing Australians, playing a 70s era stereotypical black guy.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (U3uv2)

96 stabbing abdominal pain and acute liver failure.

And, of course:

The direct-to-consumer company, which counts Serena Williams and Gwyneth Paltrow among its investors, used the flour in a product for the “first and only time” this year, Chief Executive Rachel Drori said Tuesday.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (u6/wt)

97 White women. He gained 2 points.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 02:58 PM (LvTSG)


Not this one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (DRSnL)

98 If the tacos are at 19%, how low are the won ton voters?

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (Ypbog)

99 What SAVAGERY!

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (guGkK)

100 *mumble* Build the wall Better*mumble*

Posted by: Bidet, resident in chef at July 20, 2022 03:01 PM (HVuiX)

101 >>>I didn't know Dana Carvey was still alive.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 20, 2022 02:58 PM (DRSnL)

Isn't that special.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 20, 2022 03:01 PM (QYPq3)

102
But PredictIt has Biden up by 20%!!!!

*RIP Intrade*

Posted by: In before the troll at July 20, 2022 03:01 PM (n+4am)

103 57 stabbing abdominal pain and acute liver failure.


Isn't that the stuff that is deadly poison unless it's properly process into flour by topless tribal women?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 20, 2022 03:01 PM (eGTCV)

104 Democrats approve (71 - 18 percent).
_______________
Good God.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 02:56 PM (YqDXo)


I wonder if there is a term that is the antonym to "Shy Tory"

I suspect it will become "Potential Pro-Biden Voter"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 03:01 PM (xhaym)

105 Kyle Dunnigan's Biden is funnier, but he will never be invited onto network TV.

Posted by: PJ at July 20, 2022 03:01 PM (ctaN6)

106 anyway, I must do stuff, but we do kind of know that the Dems will do whatever they can to push through whatever they can before they lose control and they will also do whatever they can to not lose control.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 20, 2022 03:01 PM (Ynyl9)

107 stabbing abdominal pain and acute liver failure.
---
Pissing off Bluebell can do that to a person.

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 03:01 PM (krQz2)

108 What has he done regarding the ChinaPox that makes half of those polled "approve?"

Do any of those polled even know what "approve" means?

They probably nod their heads when they hear him bellow that the gummint's gonna give out 35 million kids' vaxxes, and think, "he seems nice."

Fucking sheep.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 20, 2022 03:01 PM (VTCpa)

109 Declare multiple emergencies. Mail-in voting only.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2022 03:01 PM (63Dwl)

110 Not a joke. Not a joke.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 20, 2022 03:01 PM (0ocXn)

111 93 I'm not going to be impressed unless Carvey used FACTS and LOGIC to DESTROY Biden.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (PiwSw)

What happened next will shock you.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 03:02 PM (HvrT0)

112 27 Ooops...

The vegan food company Daily Harvest on Tuesday identified tara flour as the ingredient that has sickened hundreds of its customers, including some who were hospitalized after suffering stabbing abdominal pain and acute liver failure.

Posted by: We're Still Better Than You! at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM (u6/wt)

It's why I like my allergy subs to be real food I recognize...you don't know how you'll react to things you've never had before, especially if you start eating them in large quantities.

I'm wondering if the tara was contaminated or no one had ever studied people having tara more than once in a blue moon (vs the every day of meatless substitute use that a lot of millenials and Zs do)...

Posted by: Nova local at July 20, 2022 03:02 PM (exHjb)

113 It's probably a good thing that Joe doesn't know what day it is, or recognize what a pathetic, disgusting, and twisted mess his kids are, or what a stupid old whore his wife is. He might get depressed.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 03:02 PM (QSjkU)

114 (KWIN-uh-pea- ack)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2022 03:02 PM (wkW6W)

115 61% of all Blacks do not want to be excommunicated from Blackness.
Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 02:59 PM (krQz2)
________

Why not? Is it all that attractive?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

116 Well, time to start work on Mac N Cheese for guests.

Later!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 20, 2022 03:02 PM (5pTK/)

117 Remember though disapprove of Biden does not automatically translate to Vote Republican In mid term. Lots of Dems disapprove because he is not left wing enough.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 20, 2022 03:02 PM (OalnH)

118 A few mild jokes about FJB being old: SAVAGERY
Holding Trump's bloody head: GOOD NATURED RIBBING

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 03:02 PM (guGkK)

119 And now they are struggling to catch back up with their own activists while everything else falls apart. The persuadable voters are wondering when milk is going to cost $2 a gallon again, and all they see is Democrats screaming about 1/6 and abortion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (LvTSG)


I've long said that Obama's election convinced the party that it no longer needed the white working class who made up the rank-and-file. They thought that they could win with women, gays, minorities, and urban milliennials. The problem is that the WWC formed a massive base that dems could appeal to, while throwing some scraps to the rest. With the new coalition, no one group is dominant, so they have to constantly try to appease them all, which creates a lot of conflict.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2022 03:02 PM (wmDcS)

120 77 I'm starting to wonder if McCarthy will even be able to fuck this up like he wants to.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 20, 2022 02:59 PM (5p7BC)

=========

There's always going to be room for influence of individual candidates in individual races, but we all know that the aggregate is based on much larger issues.

Paul Ryan did everything he could to undermine the GOP House in 2018 by encouraging a swath of retirements, taking the normal pattern of a president losing seats in Congress during the first midterm and making it worse. He encouraged the trend that was already forming. McCarthy is working against the tide. I don't think he'll be able to be nearly as effective as Ryan was.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

121 I guess Tillis isn't running again for Senate.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 20, 2022 03:02 PM (PiwSw)

122 re 91: China. Congo. Etc

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 20, 2022 03:02 PM (Ynyl9)

123 I'd like to see a poll on the number of new households with breakfast tacos on the menu.

Probably the only positive thing DOCTOR Jill has accomplished in her life.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2022 03:02 PM (BFigT)

124 stabbing abdominal pain and acute liver failure.
---
Pissing off Bluebell can do that to a person.

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 03:01 PM (krQz2)

Anyone know Vmom's whereabouts during all this?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 03:02 PM (U3uv2)

125 Fack! was going to add: "Shouldn't it be "kwin-ippi-ack"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2022 03:03 PM (wkW6W)

126 I guess Tillis isn't running again for Senate.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 20, 2022 03:02 PM (PiwSw)



I thought Mel Tillis was dead....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

127 85 They put her in, then try to slide in Newsom as VP and let the rumor mill put out that he'll challenge her for the nomination in 2024.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2022 02:59 PM (wmDcS)

===========

A VP appointment fight in Congress in the middle of election season would be interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

128 (KWIN-uh-pea- ack)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2022 03:02 PM (wkW6W)


That cracked me up.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 20, 2022 03:03 PM (DRSnL)

129 What is the Horde’s take on Conservative Treehouse?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2022 03:03 PM (YntaV)

130 The Dumbass in Chief is on TV telling that the dedtruction of our country is our patriotic duty. Fuck this brain dead asshole.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at July 20, 2022 03:03 PM (qKSbI)

131
The voter fraud this time around will have to be enormous to overcome Biden's weakness. But they did it in 2020, so wouldn't put it past them to unapologetically cheat like never before.

Posted by: portlandon at July 20, 2022 03:03 PM (+oR7L)

132 Quinnipiac Poll: Biden at 31% Approval;
Falls to 19% Approval With Breakfast Tacox


Old and busted: Building a wall is racist!

New Hotness: WE NEED TO KEEP THOSE WETBACKS OUT!

Posted by: The Left at July 20, 2022 03:03 PM (ESjRY)

133 Black America is essentially dead. Sure, they're wonderful exceptions, but those folks are a drop in the bucket.

Posted by: PacosMojo at July 20, 2022 03:03 PM (7m60r)

134 If the tacos are at 19%, how low are the won ton voters?
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (Ypbog)
.......

and the fried chicken voters?

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2022 03:04 PM (v0R5T)

135 The vegan food company Daily Harvest on Tuesday identified tara flour as the ingredient that has sickened hundreds of its customers, including some who were hospitalized after suffering stabbing abdominal pain and acute liver failure.

Posted by: We're Still Better Than You! at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM (u6/wt)
____________

Go vegan - it's healthy!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 03:04 PM (YqDXo)

136 >>>Democrats approve (71 - 18 percent).

--------
Boxed wine must be stronger than I thought.

Posted by: 496 at July 20, 2022 03:04 PM (VJsqe)

137 I thought Mel Tillis was dead....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

Isn't that d-d-d-dead?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 20, 2022 03:04 PM (eGTCV)

138 With the new coalition, no one group is dominant, so they have to constantly try to appease them all, which creates a lot of conflict.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2022 03:02 PM (wmDcS)

Zell Miller, "A National Party No More."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 20, 2022 03:04 PM (PiwSw)

139 Conservative Treehouse?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2022 03:03 PM (YntaV)

Decent research. Kind of cultish in the comments/mods.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 03:04 PM (U3uv2)

140 A VP appointment fight in Congress in the middle of election season would be interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:03 PM (LvTSG)


That, or they'd wait until 2023. Once he's no longer the tie-breaking vote it becomes less of an issue, and since it's CA there's no real chance for a GOP pickup. He's a safe choice and would likely get confirmed.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2022 03:04 PM (wmDcS)

141 Is mining green? Where are all of these raw materials coming from that Simple Joe is bumbling about?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (0ocXn)
++++
Minerals and other inputs - along with most of the manufacturing and a vast majority of the reclamation and recycling - come from countries far away from us and therefore any environmental damage, workers' rights suppression, slavery or other problems literally do not exist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 03:04 PM (5zVb8)

142 Is mining green? Where are all of these raw materials coming from that Simple Joe is bumbling about?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (0ocXn)

well, all the companies are now pushing zero emissions and green this and that. and honestly, after reclemtion, the former mines are CLEANER than before the operation started on average. but yeah, not really green like they pretend...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 03:04 PM (p03vF)

143 They thought that they could win with women, gays, minorities, and urban milliennials.

The correct term is "Rising Americans".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 20, 2022 03:04 PM (u6/wt)

144 Joe's greatness and that return to normalcy stuff is just being masked by all the shit that's happening to him. Dude is just unlucky. LMAO.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at July 20, 2022 03:04 PM (9Ow33)

145 Little David Hogg, failed pillow magnate, had an acute case of trying to stay relevant and had to be escorted out.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 20, 2022 03:04 PM (wb1YC)

146 >>> 96 stabbing abdominal pain and acute liver failure.

And, of course:

The direct-to-consumer company, which counts Serena Williams and Gwyneth Paltrow among its investors, used the flour in a product for the “first and only time” this year, Chief Executive Rachel Drori said Tuesday.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (u6/wt)

If I were a member of their legal team I would have quit about 10 seconds after hearing the stupid bint say that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 20, 2022 03:04 PM (llON8)

147 I wonder if that's Dr Jill in that huge pimple on the back ad.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 20, 2022 03:04 PM (Ynyl9)

148 131
The voter fraud this time around will have to be enormous to overcome Biden's weakness. But they did it in 2020, so wouldn't put it past them to unapologetically cheat like never before.
Posted by: portlandon at July 20, 2022 03:03 PM (+oR7L)

===========

Most of the mechanisms they used to cheat in places like PA, GA, and AZ are no longer available to them. It'll be like VA last year for them, at best.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

149 19%!!!!???

19%!!!!!

C.C. Pwodaway, mi Amwaygos!

Posted by: Dr. Jill Taco, now with HOT salsa!! at July 20, 2022 03:04 PM (9s20h)

150 Democrats approve (71 - 18 percent).

So 71% of Democrats are pedos, work for the government, or are here illegally.

Good to know.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 20, 2022 03:05 PM (ESjRY)

151 OT: Sen. Thom Tillis says he’ll vote for Democrat bill to codify same-sex "marriage"

FIFY.

A couple of queers playing house does not a marriage make.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (YqDXo)

This must be pointed out every time. Accepting that terminology leads to accepting the trans madness.

Posted by: WiNO - Time for a Marriage Amendment at July 20, 2022 03:05 PM (EpDzw)

152 I increasingly think that the dems' "approval" of JoeTato is a kneejerk reaction to what they think is the tsunami of authoritarian nazi-like hatred and tyrannical rule coming when their side loses. To them, we are devils and worse, and our standard bearers, Trump and DeSantis, are satan.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 20, 2022 03:05 PM (VTCpa)

153
What is the Horde’s take on Conservative Treehouse?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2022 03:03 PM (YntaV)

My take? The site isn't (or at least wasn't) bad. I haven't checked it out in a couple years. It wasn't a cuck site. It did have an unfortunate tendency toward #SomeoneIsComingInTwoWeeks fantasies, but that's pretty much endemic on every right-of-center blog.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2022 03:05 PM (Zhwz2)

154
Sen. Thom Tillis says he’ll vote for Democrat bill to codify same-sex "marriage"

This passed the House yesterday with 50 R votes.
Posted by: Maj. Healey


They added interracial marriage to the bill so they could call Republicans racist if they voted against it.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2022 03:05 PM (63Dwl)

155 Paul Ryan is dog shit to me, I put most of what DJT couldn't do on that rat bastard

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 20, 2022 03:05 PM (bqcD5)

156 Most of the mechanisms they used to cheat in places like PA, GA, and AZ are no longer available to them. It'll be like VA last year for them, at best.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:04 PM (LvTSG)


Not only that, but the GOP has no reason to stand aside this time, as Trump isn't on the ballot.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2022 03:05 PM (wmDcS)

157 Test

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 20, 2022 03:05 PM (bqcD5)

158 Biden is at the point that he'd probably lose the DEM primary to basically any semi-plausible challenger if he even tried to run again.

And plenty of semi-plausible challengers will soon enough be lining up to challenge him.

Posted by: Match Checksout at July 20, 2022 03:06 PM (IK4m/)

159 115 Why not? Is it all that attractive?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

Those of us born in the Enemy Uniform don't exactly get to take it off.

That's only for the likes of Michael Jackson.

Posted by: Allie at July 20, 2022 03:06 PM (UnA8+)

160 To them, we are devils and worse, and our standard bearers, Trump and DeSantis, are satan.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 20, 2022 03:05 PM (VTCpa)



Well, they can't both be satan. They'll need to draw lots.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 03:06 PM (guGkK)

161 Now that Mexicans have come into the Republican fold, does that mean I can start telling Mexican jokes again? I mean, they're White Supremacist now, so it's okay to belittle them, right?

Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:06 PM (BJKQV)

162 Anyone know Vmom's whereabouts during all this?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 03:02 PM (U3uv2)

In hindsight, customers should have been clued in at the release of Daily Harvest's latest product, Stabby Stab Stab Stabamillion Flakes.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 03:06 PM (2rnaS)

163 Dang Nabbit! The got-danged breakfast tacos are thinkin' outside the bun!

Posted by: Old Man Biden at July 20, 2022 03:06 PM (eRVYd)

164 140 That, or they'd wait until 2023. Once he's no longer the tie-breaking vote it becomes less of an issue, and since it's CA there's no real chance for a GOP pickup. He's a safe choice and would likely get confirmed.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2022 03:04 PM (wmDcS)

=========

I don't know. They're effectively asking for permission from the GOP (the MAGA ascendant GOP) about who will be the future of their party. Newsom getting shot down by Congress would be quite a coup for the GOP, especially with Trump flexing any influence he has amongst his loyal cohort.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

165 I can't see why he'd poll so low...

@FreeBeacon 4m

Biden: "You had to put on your windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window. That's why I and so damn many other people I grew up have cancer."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 20, 2022 03:06 PM (IEa8U)

166 Declare multiple emergencies. Mail-in voting only.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2022 03:01 PM (63Dwl)

That'll work.

Posted by: Gavin Newsollini at July 20, 2022 03:06 PM (v0R5T)

167 Paul Ryan is dog shit to me, I put most of what DJT couldn't do on that rat bastard

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 20, 2022 03:05 PM (bqcD5)

Yep. And McConnell holding up appointments.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 03:06 PM (U3uv2)

168 The vegan food company Daily Harvest on Tuesday identified tara flour as the ingredient that has sickened hundreds of its customers, including some who were hospitalized after suffering stabbing abdominal pain and acute liver failure.

Posted by: We're Still Better Than You! at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM (u6/wt)

They made flour from that lovely old plantation house? maybe it had asbestos insulation in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2022 03:06 PM (wkW6W)

169 I can't believe 71% of democrats approve of Biden. They truly are idiots.
Posted by: IrishEi

The Donks' platform is we'll help you loot the treasury!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 03:06 PM (FVME7)

170 I think I got the format down now:


(Location ) (Career Title ) EXAGGERATED IMPORTANCE (Protaganist ) SUDDEN ACTION on (Antagonist ) ROASTS | DESTROYS | OWNS (Antagonist's pronoun ) for AGAIN EMPHASIZE HOW HUGE THIS IS
emoji emoji emoji emoji

-- Twitter Influencer

Posted by: Hands at July 20, 2022 03:06 PM (786Ro)

171 So when Cadaver Joe finally kicks the bucket, we can roll back his 30 year plan and focus on 4 year plans and let capitalism and the market determine how best to produce energy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 20, 2022 03:06 PM (0ocXn)

172 Sen. Thom Tillis says he’ll vote for Democrat bill to codify same-sex "marriage"

Remember if you don't vote for GOPers the Democrats will do crazy things like...codify same-sex marriage!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 20, 2022 03:07 PM (ESjRY)

173
Biden: "You had to put on your windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window. That's why I and so damn many other people I grew up have cancer."

Did he actually say that?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 20, 2022 03:07 PM (eGTCV)

174 I can't believe 71% of democrats approve of Biden. They truly are idiots.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 20, 2022 02:54 PM (VhE0u)


They've been trained to be NPCs. Their "thought leaders" tell them that Joey Potato is doing the best anyone can do so...Joey Potato is doing the best anyone can do.

My SIL was an attorney so I have to assume she's not actually stupid but she has been incapable of having a thought which went against the DNC narrative since "everybody lies about sex". She was one of the PUMA people when Obama shunted the she-creature aside in 2008 but when the donkey said obey, she did.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at July 20, 2022 03:07 PM (z99Zw)

175 98 If the tacos are at 19%, how low are the won ton voters?
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (Ypbog)

One Ton Voters?

Stacy Abrams?

Posted by: Allie at July 20, 2022 03:07 PM (UnA8+)

176 Anyone know Vmom's whereabouts during all this?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 03:02 PM (U3uv2)

In hindsight, customers should have been clued in at the release of Daily Harvest's latest product, Stabby Stab Stab Stabamillion Flakes.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 03:06 PM (2rnaS)

Colon Blow Chowder didn't focus group well either.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 03:07 PM (U3uv2)

177 They made flour from that lovely old plantation house? maybe it had asbestos insulation in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2022 03:06 PM (wkW6W)

Funny thing about that? A good friend lives in a modern recreation of that house, in Branson...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2022 03:07 PM (oHd/0)

178 They're gonna put y'all back in take out boxes!

Posted by: Joe Fingerbang at July 20, 2022 03:07 PM (v0R5T)

179 Why do they need to codify gay marriage? Aren't gays allowed to be legally married in every state?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2022 03:07 PM (PrR4G)

180 stabbing abdominal pain and acute liver failure.
Posted by: We're Still Better Than You! at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM (u6/wt)


Bolsinaro survived that on his first campaign and wound up getting elected President of Brazil/

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 03:07 PM (xhaym)

181 The vegan food company Daily Harvest on Tuesday identified tara flour as the ingredient that has sickened hundreds of its customers

Only sixty gall bladders have had to be removed thus far.

No liver transplants yet.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 20, 2022 03:08 PM (u6/wt)

182 What are you gonna do, vote for the Democrat?

Posted by: Tom Thillis (RINO-NC) at July 20, 2022 03:08 PM (eRVYd)

183 My SIL was an attorney so I have to assume she's not actually stupid but...


I see the problem here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 03:08 PM (guGkK)

184
They added interracial marriage to the bill so they could call Republicans racist if they voted against it.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2022 03:05 PM (63Dwl)

It’s almost as if Dems know how to do politics or something.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 20, 2022 03:08 PM (OalnH)

185 Carney is a great impressionist.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, on the kindle at July 20, 2022 03:08 PM (jTmQV)

186 Why do they need to codify gay marriage?


Fish just screw whoever they want, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 03:09 PM (guGkK)

187 I can't believe 71% of democrats approve of Biden. They truly are idiots.
Posted by: IrishEi

Pensioners, government employees, welfare recipients, college students and the upper class. They are insulated. The garbage economy has either not effected them or has benefited them somehow.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:09 PM (BJKQV)

188 Carvey, sorry...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, on the kindle at July 20, 2022 03:09 PM (jTmQV)

189 If the tacos are at 19%, how low are the won ton voters?
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (Ypbog)

One Ton Voters?

Stacy Abrams?
Posted by: Allie at July 20, 2022 03:07 PM (UnA8+)

That would be me, actually.

Posted by: Michael "Fat Power" Moore at July 20, 2022 03:09 PM (eRVYd)

190 Sadly, white women democrats get their news from The View.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 03:09 PM (NpAcC)

191 >>> 181 The vegan food company Daily Harvest on Tuesday identified tara flour as the ingredient that has sickened hundreds of its customers

Only sixty gall bladders have had to be removed thus far.

No liver transplants yet.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 20, 2022 03:08 PM (u6/wt)

Um, don't you have to have a *replacement* available before you can do a *transplant*?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 20, 2022 03:09 PM (llON8)

192 Funny thing about that? A good friend lives in a modern recreation of that house, in Branson...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2022 03:07 PM (oHd/0)

You know Yakov Smirnoff?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 20, 2022 03:09 PM (PiwSw)

193 at least when I buy snack cakes at Dollar Tree, I know I'm not buying anything healthy.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 20, 2022 03:09 PM (Ynyl9)

194 Did he actually say that?
Posted by: N.L. Urker,


Yup. The vid's on twatter.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 20, 2022 03:09 PM (IEa8U)

195 94 OT: Sen. Thom Tillis says he’ll vote for Democrat bill to codify same-sex "marriage"

FIFY.

A couple of queers playing house does not a marriage make.

Next bill will probably be to eliminate God printed on our money.

In Homo We Trust

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 03:09 PM (m7R0k)

196 Americans were asked about President Biden's handling of...


But, they didn't ask people if we have yet reached the status of Norms Restored.

Everything else is just noise, amiright Never Trumpers?

Posted by: Hands at July 20, 2022 03:10 PM (786Ro)

197 Why do they need to codify gay marriage?

It's a virtue signal. They know that nothing serious is getting passed before the midterms, so they throw this out to appease the base.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2022 03:10 PM (wmDcS)

198 And which states make it illegal for marriage across races? Com'on!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2022 03:10 PM (PrR4G)

199 179 Why do they need to codify gay marriage? Aren't gays allowed to be legally married in every state?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2022 03:07 PM (PrR4G)

They are. What I fear is that they are going to come after churches/denominations that don't support gay marriage.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2022 03:10 PM (N39Ws)

200 If I were a member of their legal team I would have quit about 10 seconds after hearing the stupid bint say that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 20, 2022 03:04 PM (llON

Yeah it's bad.

Also on another note do not buy from any company that advertises how virtuous they are in their name. Like anything with Honest in the name. Guaranteed to bork you good.

Talk about the guilty fleeing where the righteous do not pursueth. It's like I never thought about something dishonest even being in my tea. But now that you mention it...

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 03:10 PM (Gh6zA)

201 31% of the country eats its own boogers.

Posted by: Zek at July 20, 2022 03:10 PM (OzNIz)

202 31% of the country eats its own boogers.

And wants the other 69% to eat bugs.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 20, 2022 03:11 PM (ESjRY)

203 "My dear Mother, God bless her soul, told me..."

Fill-in the Mother block on today's Joe Speech Bingo cards.

Also fill in Folks, No Joke, Good-Paying Union Jobs, It's for Our Children and Grandchildren, and Let Me Tell You A Story.

No Beau, MAGA Republicans, or Putin's Fault today. Another indication that Joe is deteriorating faster and faster.

Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2022 03:11 PM (AMIL/)

204 OT: Sen. Thom Tillis says he’ll vote for Democrat bill to codify same-sex marriage

Did they bother to talk to any actual interracial couples? "Hey, we're going to make a mockery of your marriage for a cynical political stunt. You're cool with that, right?"

Posted by: Oddbob at July 20, 2022 03:11 PM (nfrXX)

205 Interracial marriage bill. Those Dems sure have their fingers on the pulse of what issues are important to Americans, don't they?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 03:11 PM (QSjkU)

206 In Homo We Trust

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 03:09 PM (m7R0k)

Screw that. Watch yer cornhole!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 03:11 PM (U3uv2)

207 The vegan food company Daily Harvest on Tuesday identified tara flour as the ingredient that has sickened hundreds of its customers

Only sixty gall bladders have had to be removed thus far.

No liver transplants yet.
Posted by: The ARC of History



has the FDA shut them down for a year like Abbott baby formula?

Posted by: Hands at July 20, 2022 03:11 PM (786Ro)

208 201 31% of the country eats its own boogers.
Posted by: Zek at July 20, 2022 03:10 PM (OzNIz)

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It's their personal, portable oasis amid their food desert.

Posted by: 496 at July 20, 2022 03:11 PM (VJsqe)

209 My preferred outcome:
The Demonrat Convention of 2024 is more entertaining than the convention of '68.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 20, 2022 03:11 PM (TSAar)

210 Biden: "You had to put on your windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window. That's why I and so damn many other people I grew up have cancer."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 20, 2022 03:06 PM (IEa8U)

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And now we understand why he is so beholden to the Green lobby.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 20, 2022 03:11 PM (TNyrE)

211 The vegan food company Daily Harvest on Tuesday identified tara flour as the ingredient that has sickened hundreds of its customers

Posted by: The ARC of History

Well, at least no animals were harmed.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:12 PM (BJKQV)

212 >>> 207
==
has the FDA shut them down for a year like Abbott baby formula?
Posted by: Hands at July 20, 2022 03:11 PM (786Ro)

LOL

Posted by: FDA at July 20, 2022 03:12 PM (llON8)

213 on the one hand, federalism.

on the other, at least they are actually passing a bill for this and making it a law. so honestly, I'm ok with that. it wasn't mandated by some dude in a robe, their representative voted for it and will deal with the consequences of those actions. the way it was supposed to happen originally.
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 02:58 PM (p03vF)


Honestly, don't know how they've managed to go so long without doing this. Given that the Constitution clearly says that Congress shall define marriage, how did they go so many years without this?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at July 20, 2022 03:12 PM (z99Zw)

214 Are black people really that stupid, or did they just jimmy those poll numbers?

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - the ungrateful colonial at July 20, 2022 03:12 PM (gao0c)

215 Hispanic approval is 10 points lower than the already dismal White approval.

-
We need to de-export them the Hell out of here!

- Democrats who were calling for open borders last week

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 03:12 PM (FVME7)

216 Vegan food is what finally got ZOD, you know.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 03:12 PM (QSjkU)

217 31% of the country eats its own boogers.
Posted by: Zek at July 20, 2022 03:10 PM (OzNIz)


And 19% eat someone else's.

Posted by: TMI at July 20, 2022 03:12 PM (OzNIz)

218 71% of Democrats eat someone else's boogers.

Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2022 03:12 PM (Ti+Tv)

219
It's almost as if Dems know how to do politics or something.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 20, 2022 03:08 PM (OalnH)

Not really. It's a dumb stunt.

Not as dumb as trotting out activists in Congressional hearings to say "slaughtering those black babies is for the best, after all," but it's still a pretty dumb, nasty stunt that would put Dems in a bad odor if it were ever reported truthfully (or at all).

What Democrats have been good at is total institutional capture. They get away with this insanely stupid shit because they have total control, not because they're clever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2022 03:13 PM (Zhwz2)

220 52 The % of the country that is still afflicted with "ORANGEMANBAD!11" despite the complete nuclear dumpster fire collapse on the scale of the fall of the Roman Empire doesn't bode well for the future of the Republic.
Posted by: OhNoNotTheBees at July 20, 2022 02:57 PM (81r4/)

God promised to never destroy the world in a flood, and used a rainbow as demonsttion of that promise.

Ponder that perhaps this time He has chosen leftism as the form of the destructor, and the LGBTQLMNOP using the rainbow is actually as sign from Him that a mass extinction event is coming from them.

Posted by: Bidet, resident in chef at July 20, 2022 03:13 PM (HVuiX)

221 31% of the country eats its own boogers.

Of course. Ever try eating someone else's boogers?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 03:13 PM (guGkK)

222 Those of us born in the Enemy Uniform don't exactly get to take it off.
That's only for the likes of Michael Jackson.
Posted by: Allie at July 20, 2022 03:06 PM (UnA8+)


You were born Democrat?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 03:13 PM (xhaym)

223 In Homo We Trust
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 03:09 PM (m7R0k)
N
D WE
RUST

Posted by: Grease Strike Error Quarter at July 20, 2022 03:13 PM (eRVYd)

224 You forgot Scranton on the bingo card.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 20, 2022 03:13 PM (0ocXn)

225 Ugh. Off FJB sock.

Posted by: Bete at July 20, 2022 03:13 PM (HVuiX)

226 Great AOC meme.

https://bit.ly/3zli7bx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 03:13 PM (FVME7)

227 Is that the best Dana Carvey has? I'm so old I remember when he was kinda funny.

Posted by: Wicklow at July 20, 2022 03:13 PM (uH65w)

228 Those of us born in the Enemy Uniform don't exactly get to take it off.
That's only for the likes of Michael Jackson.
Posted by: Allie at July 20, 2022 03:06 PM (UnA8+)
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If you don't vote for Biden, you ain't black.

Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 03:14 PM (krQz2)

229 Isn't that the stuff that is deadly poison unless it's properly process into flour by topless tribal women?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 20, 2022 03:01 PM (eGTCV)


Taro root? Nah, that was my first guess too, but apparently it's flour ground from the seed of something called a tara tree (Peruvian Carob).

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 20, 2022 03:14 PM (ZSK0i)

230 "My dear Mother, God bless her soul, told me..."

Fill-in the Mother block on today's Joe Speech Bingo cards.

Also fill in Folks, No Joke, Good-Paying Union Jobs, It's for Our Children and Grandchildren, and Let Me Tell You A Story.

No Beau, MAGA Republicans, or Putin's Fault today. Another indication that Joe is deteriorating faster and faster.
Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2022 03:11 PM (AMIL/)

yeah, one of these day's i'm going to take a day off, enjoy the press conference and do a shot for each bingo slot filled.

my live has had it easy the last couple months...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 03:14 PM (p03vF)

231 I've noticed all these "viral" Biden tweets are incidentally dropping humanizing information about him. He's Irish, he had an aneurysm, he had cancer...

He's just like you!

It's pathetic but it works.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 03:14 PM (TayrX)

232 It's the Moron way to beat a joke to death.

Quiche Richards is past his expiration date.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 03:14 PM (FVME7)

233 210 Biden: "You had to put on your windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window. That's why I and so damn many other people I grew up have cancer."


There is such a thing as extreme exaggeration for satirical purposes but, this seems more on the stupid side of the line, rather than the satirical side of the line.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 20, 2022 03:15 PM (eGTCV)

234 If you don't vote for Biden, you ain't black.
Posted by: Axeman at July 20, 2022 03:14 PM (krQz2)

The new Hispanic

Posted by: 7man at July 20, 2022 03:15 PM (qwO6y)

235 179 Why do they need to codify gay marriage? Aren't gays allowed to be legally married in every state?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2022 03:07 PM (PrR4G)
________________________

Yes. But this is a setup. I think they are going to try to weaponize this pointless law to go after organizations that don't accept or celebrate gay marriage (churches, etc). Of course the GOP won't do a damn thing to stop them.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2022 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

236 If all you do is read NYT and watch msnbc the number 1 issue right now is Jan 6 and racism, and A sprinkle of Ukraine.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 20, 2022 03:15 PM (OalnH)

237
The only savior is Bernie Sanders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

Hell, I would take Bernie right now if we had the choice!

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - the ungrateful colonial at July 20, 2022 03:15 PM (gao0c)

238 Those of us born in the Enemy Uniform don't exactly get to take it off.
That's only for the likes of Michael Jackson.
Posted by: Allie at July 20, 2022 03:06 PM (UnA8+)

Be a conservative. Then, the left will even take that away from you.

Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2022 03:15 PM (Ti+Tv)

239 On the bright side, we can put all of those Haitians to work on those offshore windmill platforms. They should be right at home.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 20, 2022 03:16 PM (0ocXn)

240 To clarify, because it looks like I unintentionally stole a base there. Yes, the current bill is about gay marriage but some people are equating gay marriage with interracial marriage as a rhetorical cheap point. Sorry if I jumped over that part.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 20, 2022 03:16 PM (nfrXX)

241 Soylent Green is boogers!

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2022 03:16 PM (v0R5T)

242 Is mining green? Where are all of these raw materials coming from that Simple Joe is bumbling about?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 20, 2022 03:00 PM (0ocXn)

I'm old enough to remember when the left used to very loudly condemn and protest mining (strip or otherwise). For some reason they stopped doing that a couple of decades ago.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:16 PM (BJKQV)

243 Quiche Richards is past his expiration date.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 03:14 PM (FVME7)

Georgia O'Quiche was a good painter of cow skulls.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 20, 2022 03:16 PM (PiwSw)

244 A D+4 sample of *adults* and this is the best the Donks can manage?

Some of those questions ("storming of the capital") are total crap for a professional polling org. The editorializing is abysmal.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 20, 2022 03:16 PM (wNDOJ)

245 Hell, I would take Bernie right now if we had the choice!
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - the ungrateful colonial at July 20, 2022 03:15 PM (gao0c)

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As much as I hate what's going on in this country, I don't think I'd prefer Bernie. He'd do most of what Biden's doing, but he'd be more efficient about it.

Posted by: 496 at July 20, 2022 03:16 PM (VJsqe)

246
Conservative Treehouse?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2022 03:03 PM (YntaV)

Decent research. Kind of cultish in the comments/mods.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 03:04 PM (U3uv2)


Do they talk incessantly about crossfit and Amway?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2022 03:16 PM (n+4am)

247 Approve of me or I'll shoot you in the face motherfucker!

Posted by: Gun Violence at July 20, 2022 03:16 PM (EHcEg)

248 What I fear is that they are going to come after churches/denominations that don't support gay marriage.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2022 03:10 PM (N39Ws)

That was always the pretext. It'll happen one way or another, whatever ostensible approach is taken. The Churches are already largely brought to heel, but they must be made to bow and scrape and grovel, publicly, and they will.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2022 03:16 PM (Zhwz2)

249 238 Be a conservative. Then, the left will even take that away from you.
Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2022 03:15 PM (Ti+Tv)

Still won't stop certain people from making snide remarks about "Criminal-Americans"...

Posted by: Allie at July 20, 2022 03:16 PM (UnA8+)

250 My God, imagine how low he'd be now if the media had even remotely honestly reported on his asshattery.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 20, 2022 03:16 PM (Iesor)

251 He's at 39% approval with white women.
__________________________________

Voting with their uteruses.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 20, 2022 03:16 PM (lf83v)

252 So on every issue the corrupt pedophile is under water 2 to 1. Expect Biden, his junta and the democrat party to double down on their existing policies.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 20, 2022 03:17 PM (WKPeU)

253 "Interracial marriage bill"

Uh, I married an "African-American" back in the early 2004, and I'm your standard white boy.

Do not recall any arrests or jail time for doing same for any of us involved, so what the hayl are these dolts talking about?

Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 20, 2022 03:17 PM (9s20h)

254 Some of those questions ("storming of the capital") are total crap for a professional polling org. The editorializing is abysmal.
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 20, 2022 03:16 PM (wNDOJ)

Even when they give the answers, they can't get the right results.

Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2022 03:17 PM (Ti+Tv)

255 I would make Pinochet dictator for 2 years. He was a dooer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 03:17 PM (QSjkU)

256 subtext, not pretext, oy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2022 03:17 PM (Zhwz2)

257 Of course the GOP won't do a damn thing to stop them.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2022 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

The GOP is the previous decade's DNC.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:17 PM (BJKQV)

258 Honestly, don't know how they've managed to go so long without doing this. Given that the Constitution clearly says that Congress shall define marriage, how did they go so many years without this?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at July 20, 2022 03:12 PM (z99Zw)

you're mocking me, aren't you...?

but honestly, at least it's literally a political discussion. which is should be. not a judicial fiat, which is the point i was trying to make. congress does so much it SHOULDN"T and a shit of of things its supposed to it won't, so until Justice Thomas becomes a self-aware Terminator and Darth Santis "reorients" government back to it's actual defined purpose, i'll take this.

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 03:18 PM (p03vF)

259 God promised to never destroy the world in a flood, and used a rainbow as demonsttion of that promise.

Ponder that perhaps this time He has chosen leftism as the form of the destructor, and the LGBTQLMNOP using the rainbow is actually as sign from Him that a mass extinction event is coming from them.
Posted by: Bidet, resident in chef at July 20, 2022 03:13 PM (HVuiX)

Always have to read the fine print with God. Next time, the world won't be destroyed by water, it'll be by fire.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 20, 2022 03:18 PM (Rl7KJ)

260 I'm surprised the not see Trump run again is that high, did they say how the sample was weighted?

Posted by: Inogame at July 20, 2022 03:18 PM (53oGX)

261 Do they talk incessantly about crossfit and Amway?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2022 03:16 PM (n+4am)

Nah, but you can't question or correct dear leader is my experience. I got banned for offering a correction about some gun law under discussion.

A lot of followers in that group.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 03:18 PM (U3uv2)

262 251 He's at 39% approval with white women.
__________________________________

Voting with their uteruses.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 20, 2022 03:16 PM (lf83v)

At least they have a use, instead of just collecting dust.

Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2022 03:18 PM (Ti+Tv)

263 Quiche was the first thing I learned how to make from watching “Good Eats.”

And, to date, the only thing.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2022 03:18 PM (YntaV)

264 A man of any color can marry a woman of any color. A woman of any color can marry a man of any color.
No one but a segment of the Democratic base opposes this.
Why is this even remotely an issue?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 20, 2022 03:18 PM (eGTCV)

265
Hollywood Comedy LEGEND Dana Carvey TURNS on Joe Biden— ROASTS him for 60 straight seconds of SAVAGERY

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Now do DogEater, which Dana was too cowardly to do
-- along with just about every other comedian back then.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 20, 2022 03:18 PM (CE2Fi)

266 This busty blonde in a small dress thinks that Biden is a disaster:
https://is.gd/vKKaYQ

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 03:18 PM (5zVb8)

267 Who is this Justice Thomas y'all keep talking about?

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre, who seems to be missing some notes at July 20, 2022 03:18 PM (PiwSw)

268 They made flour from that lovely old plantation house? maybe it had asbestos insulation in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Good to know. I was wondering what tara flour was made from.

Posted by: Prime Sister at July 20, 2022 03:19 PM (tQL7r)

269 253 Uh, I married an "African-American" back in the early 2004, and I'm your standard white boy.

Do not recall any arrests or jail time for doing same for any of us involved, so what the hayl are these dolts talking about?
Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 20, 2022 03:17 PM (9s20h)

The activists have been screeching since Dobbs that Clarence Thomas is going to use the court to overturn both of them (even though he's married to a white woman).

Posted by: Allie at July 20, 2022 03:19 PM (UnA8+)

270 Are black people really that stupid, or did they just jimmy those poll numbers?
______________________________________________

They never know if the poll taker is for real of a Democrat trick to weed out the Unfaithful.

They answer in accordance with the Dictates of the Democrat Plantation.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 20, 2022 03:19 PM (lf83v)

271 Do not recall any arrests or jail time for doing same for any of us involved, so what the hayl are these dolts talking about?

Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 20, 2022 03:17 PM (9s20h)

Forget it. They're on a roll.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 03:19 PM (U3uv2)

272 257 Of course the GOP won't do a damn thing to stop them.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2022 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

The GOP is the previous decade's DNC.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:17 PM (BJKQV)
___________________

Fake news. A decade is being generous . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2022 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

273 >>A D+4 sample of *adults* and this is the best the Donks can manage?

>>Some of those questions ("storming of the capital") are total crap for a professional polling org. The editorializing is abysmal.

Quinnipiac has a very strong Democrat bias and has for years. They always overweight and skew left. The real numbers are much worse for Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2022 03:19 PM (ZLI7S)

274 266 This busty blonde in a small dress thinks that Biden is a disaster:
https://is.gd/vKKaYQ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 03:18 PM (5zVb

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I support her views.

Posted by: 496 at July 20, 2022 03:19 PM (VJsqe)

275 "Hollywood Comedy LEGEND Dana Carvey TURNS on Joe Biden - ROASTS him for 60 straight seconds of SAVAGERY"

Sixty whole seconds?! Wow. I dunno if Biden will recover.

Too bad Gutfeld's Tom Shillue has been doing that shtick for well over a year now. I guess this is what is called progress out of Hollywood. They're always so edgy.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 20, 2022 03:19 PM (aXxgO)

276 Is mining green?

Only if it's done overseas.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 20, 2022 03:20 PM (u6/wt)

277 The activists have been screeching since Dobbs that Clarence Thomas is going to use the court to overturn both of them (even though he's married to a white woman).
Posted by: Allie at July 20, 2022 03:19 PM (UnA8+)
++++
He already got his white woman, and now he's pulling up the ladder behind him!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 03:20 PM (5zVb8)

278 On the bright side, we can put all of those Haitians to work on those offshore windmill platforms. They should be right at home.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 20, 2022 03:16 PM (0ocXn)

I thought we were doing canals.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 20, 2022 03:20 PM (j40lz)

279 "The activists have been screeching since Dobbs that Clarence Thomas is going to use the court to overturn both of them (even though he's married to a white woman)."

Of course he is. He'll probably outlaw spoons and shoelaces too.

Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 20, 2022 03:20 PM (9s20h)

280 >>266 This busty blonde in a small dress thinks that Biden is a disaster:
https://is.gd/vKKaYQ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Must be a cold day on that beach.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 03:21 PM (m7R0k)

281 I support her views.

Posted by: 496 at July 20, 2022 03:19 PM (VJsqe)

I could support her more if they were natural and the dress was a flowery sundress.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 03:21 PM (U3uv2)

282 "It is not the job of the federal government to decide X. It is the state's job to decide X."

"He's trying to outlaw X!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:21 PM (LvTSG)

283 A man of any color can marry a woman of any color. A woman of any color can marry a man of any color.
No one but a segment of the Democratic base opposes this.
Why is this even remotely an issue?


The D's literally think that numerous red states would ban interracial marriage, given the chance.

"Christofascists", dontchaknow.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 20, 2022 03:22 PM (u6/wt)

284 * foreign policy: 36 percent approve, while 55 percent disapprove;
++++
I am shocked it's as high as 36% on this topic. He's making *nobody* happy there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

---------------------

That's exactly what a Putin supporter would say. Or maybe a Russian Bot. You *do* stand with Ukraine, don't you???

Posted by: Hands at July 20, 2022 03:22 PM (786Ro)

285 59 115 Why not? Is it all that attractive?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

Those of us born in the Enemy Uniform don't exactly get to take it off.

That's only for the likes of Michael Jackson.
Posted by: Allie at July 20, 2022 03:06 PM (UnA8+)
____________

I assumed they were referring to ghetto culture.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 03:22 PM (f871o)

286 Her boobies don’t look proportional. Why do women insist on doing that? Ladies it doesn’t work.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 20, 2022 03:22 PM (OalnH)

287 Quinnipiac has a very strong Democrat bias and has for years. They always overweight and skew left. The real numbers are much worse for Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2022 03:19 PM (ZLI7S)

_________________

They're not even making an effort here. Most polls by now are at least trying to get a "LV" type of question for the midterms in.

It wasn't even an RV poll and I didn't see them try and tease out the RV data.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 20, 2022 03:22 PM (wNDOJ)

288 If it is a fair poll, which is always doubtful, I don't get the black support either. Gas prices and inflation don't discriminate.

That said, Dana Carvey is such a talent. One of my favorites.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2022 03:23 PM (8GBH4)

289 That's exactly what a Putin supporter would say. Or maybe a Russian Bot. You *do* stand with Ukraine, don't you???
Posted by: Hands at July 20, 2022 03:22 PM (786Ro)
++++
GASP!

You question my commitment to the current thing? HOW DARE YOU?!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 03:23 PM (5zVb8)

290 I swear, it seems every attractive woman in the world has had a boob job. As a leg man, I don't really get it. Two of the women I dated after my wife died had boob jobs. Big old boobs. Didn't really phase me. Kinda get in the way sometimes.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2022 03:23 PM (QSjkU)

291 Too bad Gutfeld's Tom Shillue has been doing that shtick for well over a year now.

Jeff Dunham, too.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2022 03:23 PM (ZGrMX)

292 How could those trained clapping seals not have booed Carvey of the stage, but actually end up laughing at his mockery of FJB?

Be better, ABC.


they want that old white male to clear the way for a true woke progressive to run

Posted by: brak at July 20, 2022 03:23 PM (j5Tg0)

293 289 GASP!

You question my commitment to the current thing? HOW DARE YOU?!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 03:23 PM (5zVb

=========

You only support current thing?

I support future thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

294 I truly wonder what biden's approval floor is.....it can't be less than 35% I would think. Way too many democrats would say they approve even if biden got us into an actual Nuclear war with Russia.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 20, 2022 03:23 PM (bVYXr)

295 Coal.Dig it.Burn it. The scrubber technology for it has been around now for decades. Not using it is utter bullshit.

Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 03:23 PM (Vr12I)

296 "This busty blonde in a small dress thinks that Biden is a disaster:
https://is.gd/vKKaYQ"

She's got little sand dollars or something stuck in there.

Posted by: fd at July 20, 2022 03:24 PM (sn5EN)

297 It is not the job of the federal government to decide X.

___________________________________________

Then let's codify X!

Posted by: Adirondack PatriotCongress and Biden (a.k.a. The Federal Government) at July 20, 2022 03:24 PM (lf83v)

298 >>Some of those questions ("storming of the capital") are total crap for a professional polling org. The editorializing is abysmal.


Always be selling the Narrative. Always.
-- the MSM

Posted by: Hands at July 20, 2022 03:24 PM (786Ro)

299 140 A VP appointment fight in Congress in the middle of election season would be interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

That, or they'd wait until 2023. Once he's no longer the tie-breaking vote it becomes less of an issue, and since it's CA there's no real chance for a GOP pickup. He's a safe choice and would likely get confirmed.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2022 03:04 PM (wmDcS)


Until the new Congress is sworn-in on January 3rd, with one GOPe Senate turncoat vote the Democrats can appoint anyone they want as Kamala's VP. Anyone. Beginning January 3rd, more than one GOPe Senate turncoat will be needed (hopefully), and a fair number of House turncoats will be needed to approve a new VP.

My recommendation: Buy popcorn futures now for the "Joe Is Pushed Out By The DNC Show," beginning soon after the Nov. 8 election. I don't believe the DNC will miss-out on a free-ride selection of a new VP.

Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2022 03:24 PM (AMIL/)

300 The interracial marriage thing is idiotic. Anyone under the age of 30 dates outside their race all the time and thinks nothing of it. I can remember not that long ago when I -- a very white guy -- turned some heads by going out with a black girl. Nowadays nobody bats an eye.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2022 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

301 Busty blonde only did the modelling to save dear old granny who was about to be thrown out of her home.
BB is a sweet, church going gal and plans to never, ever do boob shoots again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2022 03:24 PM (PrR4G)

302 >>> 283
==
The D's literally think that numerous red states would ban interracial marriage, given the chance.

"Christofascists", dontchaknow.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 20, 2022 03:22 PM (u6/wt)

They would throw gheys off buildings if we let them, too. The only reasons Muslims do that is because the CFs make them. Just like the guy who shot up that club in Orlando.

Posted by: leftists at July 20, 2022 03:24 PM (llON8)

303 And my mother drove us and rather than us being able to walk, and guess what? The first frost you knew it was happening. You had to put on your windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window, said Biden.

That’s why I -- and so damn many other people I grew up with -- have cancer,” he said.
----------
Ass?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 03:24 PM (m7R0k)

304 You only support current thing?

I support future thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:23 PM (LvTSG)
++++
This is an unassailable and perfect position, and a very good summary of how the game actually works.

Well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 03:25 PM (5zVb8)

305 The "adults" are in charge. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 20, 2022 03:25 PM (Xrfse)

306 There was some poll a few months ago that showed the change in support within the series across racial and gender lines regarding Biden.

He had lost double digit support in every groups except one.

White women. He gained 2 points.
--
There was a sale on boxed wine.

Posted by: Reality Explainer at July 20, 2022 03:25 PM (ELl1T)

307 7 Ooops...

The vegan food company Daily Harvest on Tuesday identified tara flour as the ingredient that has sickened hundreds of its customers, including some who were hospitalized after suffering stabbing abdominal pain and acute liver failure.

Posted by: We're Still Better Than You! at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM (u6/wt)

Wow, were you a mess.

Posted by: Olestra at July 20, 2022 03:25 PM (HVuiX)

308 Late to this, but the Carvey bit tells us everything we need to know about Mumbles future.

Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 03:25 PM (Vr12I)

309 Quinnipiac has a very strong Democrat bias and has for years. They always overweight and skew left. The real numbers are much worse for Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2022 03:19 PM (ZLI7S)

_______________

In fact, IIRC (I was only skimming), they had the RV data, and went with just total *adult* numbers. No way 71% of Democrats even approve.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 20, 2022 03:25 PM (wNDOJ)

310 And my mother drove us and rather than us being able to walk, and guess what? The first frost you knew it was happening. You had to put on your windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window, said Biden. ...
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 03:24 PM (m7R0k)
++++
Huh? Is that real? If so, what the hell does it mean?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 03:26 PM (5zVb8)

311 >>> 293
=========

You only support current thing?

I support future thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

Do you have current thing punch card? With ten you get Starbux coffee.

Posted by: NPC #5715639728 at July 20, 2022 03:26 PM (llON8)

312 Does anyone know what happened to that Paul Shankland guy who used to do the parody songs for Rush?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2022 03:26 PM (YntaV)

313 264 A man of any color can marry a woman of any color. A woman of any color can marry a man of any color.
No one but a segment of the Democratic base opposes this.
Why is this even remotely an issue?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 20, 2022 03:18 PM (eGTCV)

The difference between a white guy like me and a black guy are skin deep. The difference between me and a woman are physical, psychological etc... Democrats pretend otherwise. They pretend that gender differences are no different than racial differences.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:26 PM (BJKQV)

314 I support ALL THE THINGS. So there!

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2022 03:26 PM (iFTx/)

315 KWIN-UH-PEA-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK

Posted by: Mars Attacks aliens at July 20, 2022 03:26 PM (mNhhD)

316 Heh, heh, heh . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2022 03:26 PM (txdEq)

317 311 Do you have current thing punch card? With ten you get Starbux coffee.
Posted by: NPC #5715639728 at July 20, 2022 03:26 PM (llON

=========

Ugh...you support Starbucks? They're union busters. Don't you know that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

318 Polls are about polling, that's what they are about. Polls only indicate approval by approval. We should always remember that polls are about approval, and not about actual polls.

Posted by: Kamala at July 20, 2022 03:26 PM (Xnr/7)

319 >>310 And my mother drove us and rather than us being able to walk, and guess what? The first frost you knew it was happening. You had to put on your windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window, said Biden. ...
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 03:24 PM (m7R0k)
++++
Huh? Is that real? If so, what the hell does it mean?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Oh, it's real. He admitted he has cancer. He is a liar though.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 03:26 PM (m7R0k)

320 Boot Edge Edge is 'astonished' us deplorables aren't embracing the green transition. Alfred E Newman was a genius by comparison.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at July 20, 2022 03:26 PM (lAu2b)

321 "I can remember not that long ago when I -- a very white guy -- turned some heads by going out with a black girl. Nowadays nobody bats an eye."

Same same, even married her.

Oddly enough, the only blatantly rude comments about doing so come from so called "Liberals".

Shocker, I know.

Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 20, 2022 03:27 PM (9s20h)

322 They are. What I fear is that they are going to come after churches/denominations that don't support gay marriage.
---
I'm sure that's the intent behind the facade. That legislation will trigger applicability of antidiscrimination

Reality is, it gives the states the opening to overturn Obegfel.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 20, 2022 03:27 PM (qwrdf)

323 White Women - Threat, or Menace?

Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 03:27 PM (Vr12I)

324 Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
Biden is claiming that Delaware is raining oil down on everything and gave him cancer.


Philip Melanchthon Wegmann
@PhilipWegmann
6m
Biden spent "a good deal of time in the Sun in his youth," White House doc noted and "he has had several non-melanoma skin cancers removed."

This is perhaps what POTUS referred to when he blamed pollution for why "I and so damn many other people I grew up [with] have cancer."

Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 03:27 PM (NpAcC)

325 "Daily Harvest has linked its use of tara flour to the hundreds of consumer illness reports that led the plant-based meal service to voluntarily recall all its French Lentil + Leek Crumbles last month."

I'm finding it real hard to feel sorry for anyone who voluntarily eats French Lentil + Leek Crumbles.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 03:27 PM (trdmm)

326
You only support current thing?

I support future thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:23 PM (LvTSG)
------
Wrong answer. You don't yet know if the future thing is to oppose the current thing. If it is, then you should oppose our current thing when the time comes, and support it until then.

Somebody doxx this presumptuous motherfucker who pretends to know the Party line before the rest of us.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2022 03:27 PM (Zhwz2)

327 Tacos at 19%? Borders closed

Posted by: Dems at July 20, 2022 03:27 PM (/6GbT)

328 321 Same same, even married her.

Oddly enough, the only blatantly rude comments about doing so come from so called "Liberals".

Shocker, I know.
Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 20, 2022 03:27 PM (9s20h)

==========

Remember, the movie Get Out isn't about white people desiring to control black bodies. It's about rich white liberals desiring to control black bodies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

329 Joe Biden Has Shit The Bed.

Repeat.

Joe Biden Has Shit The Bed.

Over.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 20, 2022 03:28 PM (qZQHw)

330 Huh? Is that real? If so, what the hell does it mean?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 03:26 PM (5zVb

The first rain after a long dry spell, and all the leak oil on the roadways gets kicked up in the spray. Less of an issue now with better manufacturing and sealing tech. But FFS, use windshield washer fluid.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 03:28 PM (U3uv2)

331 I'm pretty skeptical that 2/3rds of America want Trump to not run, which makes this entire poll questionable

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 03:28 PM (Ivdso)

332 Always have to read the fine print with God. Next time, the world won't be destroyed by water, it'll be by fire.

Hey Jill, just asking me here, but I was supposed to hit that big red button in the oval office when I need my diaper change right?

Because some kind of alarm went off and some military guy came in and said something about balloons going up or something.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 03:28 PM (ESjRY)

333 326 Wrong answer. You don't yet know if the future thing is to oppose the current thing. If it is, then you should oppose our current thing when the time comes, and support it until then.

Somebody doxx this presumptuous motherfucker who pretends to know the Party line before the rest of us.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2022 03:27 PM (Zhwz2)

==========

You're just attacking me because I'm a black tranny.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

334 7 Ooops...

The vegan food company Daily Harvest on Tuesday identified tara flour as the ingredient that has sickened hundreds of its customers, including some who were hospitalized after suffering stabbing abdominal pain and acute liver failure.

Posted by: We're Still Better Than You! at July 20, 2022 02:55 PM (u6/wt)

Nooo! Don't depress the number of livers available. I need them, they are precious. Not as precious as booze, but they leet me have The Precious.

Posted by: David Crosby at July 20, 2022 03:28 PM (HVuiX)

335 "This busty blonde in a small dress thinks that Biden is a disaster:
https://is.gd/vKKaYQ"

She's got little sand dollars or something stuck in there.
Posted by: fd at July 20, 2022 03:24 PM (sn5EN)

i volunteer as tribute to validate this assumption...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 03:29 PM (p03vF)

336 This busty blonde in a small dress thinks that Biden is a disaster:
https://is.gd/vKKaYQ
==
The poor dear needs a hug. C'mere sweetie.

Posted by: President Grabby Hands and Stinky Pants at July 20, 2022 03:29 PM (0JwJf)

337 I'm finding it real hard to feel sorry for anyone who voluntarily eats French Lentil + Leek Crumbles.

Yeah I mean their life is already pretty much at starving serf level misery anyway

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 03:29 PM (Ivdso)

338 "Boot Edge Edge is 'astonished' us deplorables aren't embracing the green transition. Alfred E Newman was a genius by comparison."

Often consider BootyGiggitygiggity this generation's A.E. Newman...they look a lot alike.

Definitely share IQ scores.

Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 20, 2022 03:29 PM (9s20h)

339 The first rain after a long dry spell, and all the leak oil on the roadways gets kicked up in the spray. Less of an issue now with better manufacturing and sealing tech. But FFS, use windshield washer fluid.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 03:28 PM (U3uv2)
++++
Ah, okay. Yeah, we dealt with that in CO. Not so much tar splashing up, but the road surface gets greasy when it rains for the first time in months. The snow-clearance chemicals, though, will blind you if you run out of washer fluid.

And probably give you cancer, I guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 03:29 PM (5zVb8)

340 I give Dementia Joe low marks for "gun violence" too!

If he and his ilk would just get rid of the NFA and remove a majority of the gun control laws on the books you would see a massive reduction in "gun violence" and most likely a reduction in prison capacity.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 20, 2022 03:29 PM (WsJuq)

341 I've noticed Biden has disappeared since his triumph in the Middle East. Drooling takes a lot out of a man.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 03:29 PM (C7jzY)

342 ATM = All Things Matter

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2022 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

343 300 The interracial marriage thing is idiotic.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2022 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

Democrats like to tie an un- or marginally popular thing to a popular thing and pretend that if Republicans are against one, they're against both.

They did the same thing with Dobbs. They pretended that the decision would end gay and interracial marriage, overturn Brown vs Board of education, etc... And their base believed them.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:30 PM (BJKQV)

344 This busty blonde in a small dress thinks that Biden is a disaster

Put a starfleet symbol on that and she'd look like she stepped off of original Star Trek

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 03:30 PM (Ivdso)

345 342 ATM = All Things Matter Ass to Mouth
Posted by: wth at July 20, 2022 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

========

FIFY.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

346 who were hospitalized after suffering stabbing abdominal pain and acute liver failure.
--------

Do we know of Bluebell's whereabouts at the time? Vmom's?

Just asking.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2022 03:30 PM (A+/mw)

347 Bad Weapon Takes@BadWeaponTakes
Firearms expert Jerry Nadler states the AR15 is banned and not the "ancient" M1 is because the M1 is "far less lethal"

-
That's why Julius Caesar equipped his legions with the gladius rather than the M1.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 03:30 PM (FVME7)

348 Hoping this becomes a Joey hot-take

Joey's got oil on his windshield again...
No joke. Let me be clear.

Posted by: micky at July 20, 2022 03:30 PM (3byMq)

349 O/T- anyone have updated numbers on the MD Gov primaries? I won’t be comfortable until I’m assured that loon Perez can’t magically find enough fresh ballots to pull ahead.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 20, 2022 03:30 PM (CTzcJ)

350 319 >>310 And my mother drove us and rather than us being able to walk, and guess what? The first frost you knew it was happening. You had to put on your windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window, said Biden. ...
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 03:24 PM (m7R0k)
++++
Huh? Is that real? If so, what the hell does it mean?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Oh, it's real. He admitted he has cancer. He is a liar though.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 03:26 PM (m7R0k)


I thought I heard him say, "I and many others got cancer." I thought my ears were deceiving me but apparently not. Joe is such a loser.

Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2022 03:31 PM (AMIL/)

351 Isn't taco inherently sexist? Shouldn't we be using tacx for the singular, and tacxs for the plural?

And what's with breakfast? Aren't we all agreed that time is a construct of the white cisheteropatriarchy?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2022 03:31 PM (a3Q+t)

352 345 342 ATM = All Things Matter Ass to Mouth
Posted by: wth at July 20, 2022 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

========

FIFY.
--------------
Monkeypox mouth.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 03:31 PM (C7jzY)

353 KWIN-UH-PEA-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK
Posted by: Mars Attacks aliens at July 20, 2022 03:26 PM (mNhhD)

Deploys Slim Whitman CD.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2022 03:31 PM (ZoQIT)

354 295 Coal.Dig it.Burn it. The scrubber technology for it has been around now for decades. Not using it is utter bullshit.
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 03:23 PM (Vr12I)

Now lets talk Nukulear!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2022 03:31 PM (oHd/0)

355 NPR has a report today on Biden's poll numbers, but they don't use Quinnipiac. They use their own NPR/PBS NewsHour/Marist poll that has Biden at 36%.

Would it surprise you to know that there's no sampling for Hispanic voters in their 'poll'?

https://is.gd/HuBNDy

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 20, 2022 03:31 PM (nLEmc)

356 But I also very much want a pet dragon too.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2022


***
Those are fire hazards. I want a pet griffin, baby.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2022 03:31 PM (txdEq)

357 >>> 337 I'm finding it real hard to feel sorry for anyone who voluntarily eats French Lentil + Leek Crumbles.

Yeah I mean their life is already pretty much at starving serf level misery anyway
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 03:29 PM (Ivdso)

I feel bad for the kids. Some fcktard in my neighborhood years ago went vegetarian and dragged her two kids along with her. The girl seemed mostly ok but the boy was scrawny.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 20, 2022 03:31 PM (llON8)

358 Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
Biden is claiming that Delaware is raining oil down on everything and gave him cancer.

Philip Melanchthon Wegmann
@PhilipWegmann
6m
Biden spent "a good deal of time in the Sun in his youth," White House doc noted and "he has had several non-melanoma skin cancers removed."

This is perhaps what POTUS referred to when he blamed pollution for why "I and so damn many other people I grew up [with] have cancer."
Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 03:27 PM (NpAcC)

but wouldn't all the air pollution have blocked the suns rays and helped prevent skin cancer?

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 03:31 PM (p03vF)

359 Late to this, but the Carvey bit tells us everything we need to know about Mumbles future.
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 03:25 PM (Vr12I)
*******
I still don't think they get that it's the Democrat policies that are destroying the country.

They all are thinking if only we had a different Democrat in office things would be great.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 03:31 PM (NpAcC)

360 ATM = All Things Matter

I saw a great BLM parody sign on the Twats the other day: "No Lives Matter" (in the 3 black and white bar format), with "You're all cunts, fuck you" below that.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2022 03:32 PM (ZGrMX)

361 315 KWIN-UH-PEA-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK
Posted by: Mars Attacks aliens at July 20, 2022 03:26 PM (mNhhD)

You oughta know by now...

--Billy Joel

Posted by: Allie at July 20, 2022 03:32 PM (UnA8+)

362 >>> 346 who were hospitalized after suffering stabbing abdominal pain and acute liver failure.
--------

Do we know of Bluebell's whereabouts at the time? Vmom's?

Just asking.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2022 03:30 PM (A+/mw)

I would have expected either one to have a much higher death count.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 20, 2022 03:32 PM (llON8)

363 I'm much more concerned with the Senate. Dr. Oz and, to a lesser extent, Herschel Walker, are poor candidates. Not seeing much else out there that's encouraging.

Posted by: Wing Bang Ow at July 20, 2022 03:32 PM (ZlKnD)

364 "Boot Edge Edge is 'astonished' us deplorables aren't embracing the green transition. Alfred E Newman was a genius by comparison."
-------

His gloaty comment the other day about how the gasoline crisis is working to the advantage of EV owners was the epitome of arrogance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2022 03:33 PM (A+/mw)

365 "You oughta know by now...

--Billy Joel"

Finally!

Your limousine is waiting. Champagne inside.

Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 20, 2022 03:33 PM (9s20h)

366 342 ATM = All Things Matter Ass to Mouth
Posted by: wth at July 20, 2022 03:30 PM (v0R5T)
FIFY.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

That's how you catch the Monkey Bumps.

Wear a mask please.

Posted by: Dr. Fauci, Sodomite at July 20, 2022 03:33 PM (qZQHw)

367 309 Quinnipiac has a very strong Democrat bias and has for years. They always overweight and skew left. The real numbers are much worse for Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2022 03:19 PM (ZLI7S)

When wondering about the accuracy of today's polls, it's useful to think about the Cox - Schulz race in Maryland this week. Most MSM pollsters said it was "too close to call" - in fact, Cox won by a 56% to 40% margin. 16 points! Only 2 ways a pollster misses a 16 point win that completely;
A) they are completely incompetent and just making up the numbers that make them happy, or
B) they know they're lying, but their paycheck depends on them making up the numbers that make their clients happy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 03:33 PM (trdmm)

368 Sen. Thom Tillis says he’ll vote for Democrat bill to codify same-sex "marriage"

Remember if you don't vote for GOPers the Democrats will do crazy things like...codify same-sex marriage!
Posted by: 18-1 at July 20, 2022 03:07 PM (ESjRY)

You don't understand peon that homosexual marriage is a cherished right in our Democracy. Now, the trans stuff is too far.....until the next week.

Posted by: GOPe at July 20, 2022 03:33 PM (EpDzw)

369 179 Why do they need to codify gay marriage? Aren't gays allowed to be legally married in every state?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2022 03:07


------------------------------

They are, due to the Obergefell decision. The left is afraid the conservative SC will dismantle Obergefell the way it did Roe. Which would be great, since gay marriage has exactly as much Constitutional support as abortion, that is to say zero.

Posted by: Bigsmith at July 20, 2022 03:33 PM (Wv0bJ)

370 Why would it only be raining oil in Delaware? Is there a particular oil cloud that is native only to Delaware?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2022 03:33 PM (ZLI7S)

371 The first rain after a long dry spell, and all the leak oil on the roadways gets kicked up in the spray. Less of an issue now with better manufacturing and sealing tech. But FFS, use windshield washer fluid.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 03:28 PM (U3uv2)
++++
Ah, okay. Yeah, we dealt with that in CO. Not so much tar splashing up, but the road surface gets greasy when it rains for the first time in months. The snow-clearance chemicals, though, will blind you if you run out of washer fluid.

And probably give you cancer, I guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2022 03:29 PM


You can take a coke or a diet coke and pour it over your windshield to take care of that stuff. make sure you have plenty of wiper fluid if you do that though. If you don't you will make a gummy gooey mess of your windshield that you can't see through.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 20, 2022 03:33 PM (bVYXr)

372 351 Isn't taco inherently sexist? Shouldn't we be using tacx for the singular, and tacxs for the plural?

And what's with breakfast? Aren't we all agreed that time is a construct of the white cisheteropatriarchy?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2022 03:31 PM (a3Q+t)

Morning meal tacxes.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 20, 2022 03:33 PM (b2nrj)

373 367 When wondering about the accuracy of today's polls, it's useful to think about the Cox - Schulz race in Maryland this week. Most MSM pollsters said it was "too close to call" - in fact, Cox won by a 56% to 40% margin. 16 points! Only 2 ways a pollster misses a 16 point win that completely;
A) they are completely incompetent and just making up the numbers that make them happy, or
B) they know they're lying, but their paycheck depends on them making up the numbers that make their clients happy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 03:33 PM (trdmm)

==========

It reminds me of Tom Cotton's last competitive race. It was supposed to be close, and he won by something like 18 points. The GOP used money to win a locked in race.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:34 PM (LvTSG)

374 FreeBeacon 4m

Biden: "You had to put on your windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window. That's why I and so damn many other people I grew up have cancer."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 20, 2022 03:06 PM (IEa8U)

====

WHAT??!

Posted by: runner at July 20, 2022 03:34 PM (P1Q45)

375 Democrats are playing the race cards. No one is stopping interracial marriage but the Democrats are saying Conservatives are.
Its a bull shit

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 20, 2022 03:34 PM (2JoB8)

376 The first rain after a long dry spell, and all the leak oil on the roadways gets kicked up in the spray.

There is now a whole generation of adults who don't remember the dark streak down the middle of the highway.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 20, 2022 03:34 PM (nfrXX)

377 Joe Biden was okay as a target when he was an incompetent VP. See Audacity of Grope.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 03:34 PM (cdXqR)

378 The best oil in Delaware is found in Brandon Falls.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2022 03:34 PM (a3Q+t)

379 327 Tacos at 19%? Borders closed
Posted by: Dems at July 20, 2022 03:27 PM (/6GbT)

If Hispanics massively break Republican in the midterms look for articles in the NYT & WaPo about how illegal immigration is bad for American minorities. If they stay Republican in 2024, Dems will start putting their white hoods back on.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:34 PM (BJKQV)

380 That is NOT shit on my upper lip!

Posted by: Mayo Pete at July 20, 2022 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

381 BTW, someone had a picture of some snack bag. One of the ingredients was crickets.

Posted by: WiNO at July 20, 2022 03:34 PM (EpDzw)

382 KWIN-UH-PEA-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK


Polling too hard could give you one of those
You oughta know by now

Posted by: Billie Joel at July 20, 2022 03:35 PM (786Ro)

383 this Black voter thinks the demorats take their vote for granted:

https://tinyurl.com/yc5kk9hu

Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 03:35 PM (dCxaZ)

384 Why would it only be raining oil in Delaware? Is there a particular oil cloud that is native only to Delaware?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2022 03:33 PM (ZLI7S)
______________

They were following Gavin Newsom, who was driving a convertible with the top down.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 03:35 PM (f871o)

385 379 327 Tacos at 19%? Borders closed
Posted by: Dems at July 20, 2022 03:27 PM (/6GbT)

If Hispanics massively break Republican in the midterms look for articles in the NYT & WaPo about how illegal immigration is bad for American minorities. If they stay Republican in 2024, Dems will start putting their white hoods back on.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:34 PM (BJKQV)

=========

And we'll be okay with that. Weird, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:35 PM (LvTSG)

386 Biden: "You had to put on your windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window. That's why I and so damn many other people I grew up have cancer."

So what, Joetato Sniffers got the brain eatin' cancers?

Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 20, 2022 03:35 PM (9s20h)

387 I'm blaming Biden for the turkey shortage. Did you know there was a turkey shortage?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 03:35 PM (cdXqR)

388 Same same, even married her.

Oddly enough, the only blatantly rude comments about doing so come from so called "Liberals".

Shocker, I know.
Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 20, 2022 03:27 PM (9s20h)
==========
Remember, the movie Get Out isn't about white people desiring to control black bodies. It's about rich white liberals desiring to control black bodies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:28 PM (LvTSG)
________________________

The rude looks or comments I got were from black women. I didn't understand it. Why would black women care that a white guy was with a black girl? That didn't affect them in any way or reduce the pool of available black men for them. Then I realized they were just jealous/upset that a black girl had the guts to expand her horizons and date outside her race. But times have changed. Once one member escapes the herd, others soon follow. And they did. I date a lot of girls, many outside my race, and nobody thinks anything of it anymore.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2022 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

389 Her boobies don’t look proportional. Why do women insist on doing that?

They look fine to me but I'd have to get my nose into her cleavage to be sure.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 03:36 PM (guGkK)

390 this Black voter thinks the demorats take their vote for granted:

https://tinyurl.com/yc5kk9hu

Posted by: kallisto at July 20, 2022 03:35 PM (dCxaZ)

Dems, then: Back of the bus with you.

Dems, now: Back of the bus with you.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 03:36 PM (U3uv2)

391 If you use coal, those icky people in WVa will have jobs.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 20, 2022 03:36 PM (5HBd1)

392 Ooops...

The vegan food company Daily Harvest on Tuesday identified tara flour as the ingredient that has sickened hundreds of its customers, including some who were hospitalized after suffering stabbing abdominal pain and acute liver failure.

--

If only they'd have gone with bug flour...

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 20, 2022 03:37 PM (sVtYq)

393 The first rain after a long dry spell, and all the leak oil on the roadways gets kicked up in the spray.
______________

Happens all the time in SoCal, where it only rains in a few months of the year. It's not oil on the windshield so much, but the roads are slick at the beginning of a rain storm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 03:37 PM (f871o)

394
The vegan food company Daily Harvest on Tuesday identified tara flour as the ingredient that has sickened hundreds of its customers
-----------

I'm old enough to remember the Bon Vivant vichyssoise incident. https://tinyurl.com/2p83jj7p

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2022 03:37 PM (lRqp7)

395
Joe Biden was okay as a target when he was an incompetent VP. See Audacity of Grope.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 03:34 PM (cdXqR

I vividly remember him being the butt of all the Left's jokes when he was Barack's second banana. That's one of the funniest things... all these people used to point and laugh at the stupid old dotard, and now they have to sit there and solemnly pretend he's an awesome President who got 81 million votes and is awesome and is doing the best he can with every bad situation and is awesome and that everything is Putin's fault because he's so awesome.

See my previous comment about current and future things.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2022 03:37 PM (Zhwz2)

396 I only hope McConnell spent many hours in the sun when he was younger. Many hours.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 03:37 PM (m7R0k)

397 >>>Why would it only be raining oil in Delaware? Is there a particular oil cloud that is native only to Delaware?

>No, no. This was Scranton. That's why Pop-pop moved the family to Delaware.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 20, 2022 03:37 PM (0ocXn)

398 Did you know there was a turkey shortage?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 03:35 PM


Not where I work.

Posted by: 97% of Moron Commenters at July 20, 2022 03:38 PM (a3Q+t)

399 They have been lying to us about his health status.

Posted by: runner at July 20, 2022 03:38 PM (P1Q45)

400 They look fine to me but I'd have to get my nose into her cleavage to be sure.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 03:36 PM (guGkK)

Is the FBI taking applications? And by FBI I of course mean Female Body Inspectors.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:38 PM (BJKQV)

401 They did the same thing with Dobbs. They pretended that the decision would end gay and interracial marriage, overturn Brown vs Board of education, etc... And their base believed them.

Posted by: 29Victor

===

Creating a caricature, and then parroting it to each other, allows the left to identify loyalty, and fends off accusations of associating with Deplorables.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 20, 2022 03:38 PM (mIpqM)

402 "The rude looks or comments I got were from black women. I didn't understand it."

Yeah, that's weird... never got that.

Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 20, 2022 03:38 PM (9s20h)

403 332 Always have to read the fine print with God. Next time, the world won't be destroyed by water, it'll be by fire."

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

- Robert Frost

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 03:39 PM (trdmm)

404 "The rude looks or comments I got were from black women. I didn't understand it."

Yeah, that's weird... never got that.

Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 20, 2022 03:38 PM (9s20h)

Chalk it up to misery loves company?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 20, 2022 03:39 PM (U3uv2)

405 They have been lying to us about his health status.
==
Don't worry, the clone is almost ready...

Posted by: DARPA at July 20, 2022 03:39 PM (5jmeP)

406
I bless the oil down in Delllll-aware
Gonna take some time to do the thing
To clean ma's glass a-a-a a-ass

Posted by: Joe Toto at July 20, 2022 03:39 PM (786Ro)

407 Did you know there was a turkey shortage?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 03:35 PM


Not around the Fortress of Legal Solitude. The buggers are everywhere, including blocking the road when I want to go somewhere.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 20, 2022 03:40 PM (4p7Em)

408 341 I've noticed Biden has disappeared since his triumph in the Middle East. Drooling takes a lot out of a man.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 03:29 PM (C7jzY

Prezidentin' is hard.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 20, 2022 03:40 PM (Qhnrt)

409 399 They have been lying to us about his health status.
------------------
Not surprising. They've been lying to us about our health status as well.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 03:40 PM (C7jzY)

410 I am for the future thing after it has been adjusted 3 times to please future activists.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 20, 2022 03:40 PM (OalnH)

411 Wait. Has FJB ever claimed to (or admitted to) having cancer before today?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 03:40 PM (guGkK)

412 Do you have current thing punch card? With ten you get Starbux coffee.

Posted by: NPC #5715639728 at July 20, 2022 03:26 PM (llON


Toaster. You get a toaster

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 03:40 PM (xhaym)

413 408 341 I've noticed Biden has disappeared since his triumph in the Middle East. Drooling takes a lot out of a man.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 03:29 PM (C7jzY

Prezidentin' is hard.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 20, 2022 03:40 PM (Qhnrt)

==========

"That's not fair!"
-The entire media establishment

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:40 PM (LvTSG)

414 FBI = Flea Bag Insurance

Posted by: 4th Graders at July 20, 2022 03:40 PM (a3Q+t)

415 Happens all the time in SoCal, where it only rains in a few months of the year. It's not oil on the windshield so much, but the roads are slick at the beginning of a rain storm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 03:37 PM (f871o)

That, and all the 'immigrants' who have been in Calif for ten minutes, and FREAK out trying to drive at Freeway speeds in the rain.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2022 03:41 PM (oHd/0)

416 Looks in back yard - nope, no turkey shortage.

Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 03:41 PM (Vr12I)

417 1 BTW, someone had a picture of some snack bag. One of the ingredients was crickets.

Posted by: WiNO at July 20, 2022 03:34 PM (EpDzw)

There's a big push for cricket flour for "health" and "the planet". Seems to have been going on since about 2016.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 03:41 PM (aiAXt)

418 FJB is a cancer on this country.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2022 03:41 PM (YntaV)

419 411 Wait. Has FJB ever claimed to (or admitted to) having cancer before today?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 03:40 PM (guGkK)

A cancer can get cancer? Who knew?

Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:41 PM (BJKQV)

420 Uncle Joe kept us safe from the Coof. *hic* He lets us swap our kids' gender. *hic* He's a hero! *hic* *thud*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at July 20, 2022 03:42 PM (Xrfse)

421 >>> 394
-----------

I'm old enough to remember the Bon Vivant vichyssoise incident. https://tinyurl.com/2p83jj7p
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2022 03:37 PM (lRqp7)

Good thing we have an FDA, otherwise imagine how bad it could have been! ////

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 20, 2022 03:42 PM (llON8)

422 Bug meal - better than soy, worse than everything else.

Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 03:42 PM (Vr12I)

423 There's a big push for cricket flour for "health" and "the planet". Seems to have been going on since about 2016.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 03:41 PM (aiAXt)

Feed me bugs, and I'll feed you a knuckle sandwich.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2022 03:42 PM (ZoQIT)

424 Masks are back on at Camp Pendleton.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 20, 2022 03:42 PM (74g9r)

425 "Chalk it up to misery loves company?"

Heh. Yeah, probably.

Posted by: Box Culvert, Cynic at Large. Okay, Medium. at July 20, 2022 03:43 PM (9s20h)

426 There's a big push for cricket flour for "health" and "the planet". Seems to have been going on since about 2016.
==
Big Cricket has been paying lobbiests.

Posted by: it gonna be a cricket thanksgiving at July 20, 2022 03:43 PM (5jmeP)

427 I'm blaming Biden for the turkey shortage. Did you know there was a turkey shortage?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Well, we haven't got anything to be thankful for this Thanksgiving anyway. Plus it's a Christian nationalist holiday, anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 03:43 PM (FVME7)

428 Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog

Remember when they spent years telling us to panic over the hole in the ozone layer and then suddenly just stopped talking about it and nobody ever mentioned the ozone layer again?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 03:43 PM (NpAcC)

429 A cancer can get cancer? Who knew?

Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:41 PM (BJKQV)

---------------
John McLame was the first to demonstrate this truism.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 20, 2022 03:43 PM (TNyrE)

430 NYC Mayor Eric Adams Is Now Whining About Influx of Illegal Aliens to His City

Heh. Fuck you you worthless turd.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 03:43 PM (m7R0k)

431 Wait. Has FJB ever claimed to (or admitted to) having cancer before today?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 03:40 PM (guGkK)

---------

Only that several times now he's promised to cure cancer.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 20, 2022 03:43 PM (go2gA)

432 Why would it only be raining oil in Delaware? Is there a particular oil cloud that is native only to Delaware?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2022 03:33 PM (ZLI7S)


Joe said it came from coal-fired generating plants and "more refineries than in Houston" that were a stone's throw from Wilmington. Back in the day

Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2022 03:43 PM (AMIL/)

433 Biden is at -20.3 at RCP.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:43 PM (BJKQV)

434 424 Masks are back on at Camp Pendleton.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 20, 2022 03:42 PM (74g9r)

Hey nurse!! Not here at Leonard Wood, as far as I know.

Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 03:44 PM (Vr12I)

435 If you eat all the crickets, what are the birds going to eat? And the lizards?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 20, 2022 03:44 PM (74g9r)

436 Boston Market had no turkey. That's what they opened the company with and they are out. That's like McDonalds being out of hamburgers. Went to grocery store to get sliced turkey for sandwiches. No turkey. Damn you Biden. ( shakes fist )

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 03:44 PM (cdXqR)

437 To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

- Robert Frost
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 03:39 PM (trdmm)


Well...makes sense. His name is Frost afterall.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2022 03:44 PM (anj39)

438 that was savage?....that was a tongue bath....

Posted by: uncouth jay marks at July 20, 2022 03:44 PM (GT8Ln)

439 >>429 A cancer can get cancer? Who knew?

Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:41 PM (BJKQV)

---------------
John McLame was the first to demonstrate this truism.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at July 20, 2022 03:44 PM (m7R0k)

440 Biden's dad lost his job? he could have joined the Army and fought in WW2 but he didn't want to do that. he let others serve in his place. fuck that guy.

Posted by: x at July 20, 2022 03:44 PM (uQFwj)

441 kraken,
Son told me yesterday.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 20, 2022 03:44 PM (74g9r)

442 Cornpop was throwing oil on his windshield.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2022 03:44 PM (8GBH4)

443 I think Yosemite Sam tried to eat Bugs once by putting him in hasenpfeffer. Didn’t go too well for him.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2022 03:45 PM (YntaV)

444 Democrat Strategy:

Roll back every policy that's working. Let the system collapse. Partially institute previous policy. Claim victory for working so hard to overcome those failures from the previous administration.

We're gaining ground! We're bringing the numbers down!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 20, 2022 03:45 PM (0ocXn)

445 Remember when they spent years telling us to panic over the hole in the ozone layer and then suddenly just stopped talking about it and nobody ever mentioned the ozone layer again?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 03:43 PM (NpAcC)

Ummmmmm....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 20, 2022 03:45 PM (qZQHw)

446 I'm sure these poll numbers will bounce right back when Joe & Co announce their plan to eliminate the combustion engine and replace beef with protein-rich maggots for food.

Progress!

Posted by: red speck at July 20, 2022 03:45 PM (gS3OW)

447 If you eat all the crickets, what are the birds going to eat? And the lizards?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 20, 2022 03:44 PM (74g9r)

Will nobody think of the poor cricket bats?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2022 03:45 PM (ZoQIT)

448 441 kraken,
Son told me yesterday.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 20, 2022 03:44 PM (74g9r)

Well, that sucks. Help me out - is he still active?

Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 03:45 PM (Vr12I)

449 Dana Carvey: I thought that was astonishingly funny.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2022 03:45 PM (RtN13)

450 >>> 427 I'm blaming Biden for the turkey shortage. Did you know there was a turkey shortage?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Well, we haven't got anything to be thankful for this Thanksgiving anyway. Plus it's a Christian nationalist holiday, anyway.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 03:43 PM (FVME7)

I'm a bit surprised they haven't gone after Thanksgiving (other than having Pajama Boy try to sell his older relatives on the Current Thing, of course).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 20, 2022 03:46 PM (llON8)

451 Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Joe
Poor old Scranton boy with a brain that's very slow
Then one day he was making Corn Pop his foil
When down from the sky came a shit ton of oil

Wilmington wine

Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2022 03:46 PM (ZLI7S)

452 428 Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog

Remember when they spent years telling us to panic over the hole in the ozone layer and then suddenly just stopped talking about it and nobody ever mentioned the ozone layer again?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 03:43 PM (NpAcC)

Dow Chemical got Freon (whose patent had expired) banned so people would have to use their new, much more expensive, refrigerant. So, mission accomplished.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:46 PM (BJKQV)

453 "Falls to 19% Approval With Breakfast Tacox"

Could this be real? I don't think it's real. I wish it were real. I hope it's real. I want it to be real. If it were real, it would literally mean the end of the Dumocrap party (barring the voting fraud). So I very very very much want this to be real. But I also very much want a pet dragon too.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2022 02:58 PM (iFTx/)
==
Yeah - I have the exact same concern. But we know the dems are cratering with the hispanic population. Could it be that deep? This means only California is safe in the SW, and Colorado is in play.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 20, 2022 03:46 PM (xWZcb)

454
Remember CURTIS GOT SLAPPED? The idiotic lawsuit from a black "mom" looking for a payday?

Well, now a black "mom" is suing Sesame Street because one of the characters did Not "high-five" her kid.

https://youtu.be/EidDzduUNyM

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at July 20, 2022 03:46 PM (lPQ8c)

455 Masks are back on at Camp Pendleton.

Here we go, again. Our "betters" are just ramping up the next round of fear factor. So extremely tired of this horseshit.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 20, 2022 03:46 PM (Xrfse)

456 The voting demographics/politicians (or at least how I explain it to my kids):
Conservatives: Those that believe the USA is legitimate as founded.
Republicans: Old democrats
Democrats: Those that believe the USA is not legitimate as founded.
Democrat base: Those that don't currently live in the USA

Posted by: Silent at July 20, 2022 03:46 PM (CrU4U)

457 Remember when they spent years telling us to panic over the hole in the ozone layer and then suddenly just stopped talking about it and nobody ever mentioned the ozone layer again?
==
Experts. Top. Men.

Posted by: To be honest, you don't need the TV for anything its a complete waste at July 20, 2022 03:46 PM (5jmeP)

458 There's a big push for cricket flour for "health" and "the planet". Seems to have been going on since about 2016.
==
Big Cricket has been paying lobbiests.
Posted by: it gonna be a cricket thanksgiving at July 20, 2022 03:43 PM (5jmeP)

Jiminy hardest hit....

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 03:47 PM (p03vF)

459 453 Yeah - I have the exact same concern. But we know the dems are cratering with the hispanic population. Could it be that deep? This means only California is safe in the SW, and Colorado is in play.
Posted by: Black JEM at July 20, 2022 03:46 PM (xWZcb)

===========

The economy is hurting a LOT of people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

460 NYC Mayor Eric Adams Is Now Whining About Influx of Illegal Aliens to His City
Heh. Fuck you you worthless turd.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 03:43 PM (m7R0k)


You mean NYC, the largest sanctuary city in the USA?
That NYC?

Well, Dayum, Mayor. That's the shits. Or "La mierda" as you will probably want to say from now on.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 03:47 PM (xhaym)

461 428 Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog

Remember when they spent years telling us to panic over the hole in the ozone layer and then suddenly just stopped talking about it and nobody ever mentioned the ozone layer again?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 03:43 PM (NpAcC)

Yeah, got a bit of a heat wave going on here... someone at the grocery store tried to pull the Climate change crap...

'Dude? I've lived here on and off for 63 years... I remember summers MUCH hotter than this... hell... aint even over 110!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2022 03:47 PM (oHd/0)

462 341 I've noticed Biden has disappeared since his triumph in the Middle East. Drooling takes a lot out of a man.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 03:29 PM (C7jzY

-------
Perhaps he should eat some tara flour. I hear that has a near-immediate effect.

Posted by: 496 at July 20, 2022 03:47 PM (VJsqe)

463 Funniest thing I ever listened to was a Dennis Miller podcast with guests Dana Carvey and Jon Lovett.
I was on the floor, gasping.
Miller shelved his podcast, too bad.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 20, 2022 03:47 PM (jTmQV)

464 Not surprised masks are back on nurse, military is pushing Covid like it's the Black Plague coming.

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2022 03:47 PM (2JoB8)

465 Well, now a black "mom" is suing Sesame Street because one of the characters did Not "high-five" her kid.

https://youtu.be/EidDzduUNyM
==
That. Is. Awesome.

I hope they lose a BILLION dollars.

Posted by: To be honest, you don't need the TV for anything its a complete waste at July 20, 2022 03:47 PM (5jmeP)

466 Link to article about bugs.

https://tinyurl.com/nhkz94j2

Posted by: WiNO at July 20, 2022 03:47 PM (EpDzw)

467 Big Cricket has been paying lobbiests.

Posted by: it gonna be a cricket thanksgiving at July 20, 2022 03:43 PM (5jmeP)

---------

And Big Cockroach is trying to get in on the action, as well as buying up all the Big Pest Control Manufacturing & Supply companies.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 20, 2022 03:48 PM (oC9zM)

468 Masks are back on at Camp Pendleton.


Yeah...about that recruiting problem...

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2022 03:48 PM (anj39)

469 Which is worse, Tara flour or cricket flour? I don't want my bread declaring, "As God is my witness I'll never be hungry again," or chirping at me.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 20, 2022 03:48 PM (mNhhD)

470 Cricket stuff comes with a warning: if you are allergic to shellfish this will kill you.

Its not gonna work out so well for the guy that tries to feed me bugs, either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 03:48 PM (Ivdso)

471 Masks are back on at Camp Pendleton.

*

Sure there was an exhaustive study done by the same military showing masks and social distancing and all the rest do absolutely nothing, but this is for other reasons.

Stay safe if you know what's best for your career.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 20, 2022 03:48 PM (b8OTv)

472 Jiminy hardest hit....

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 03:47 PM (p03vF)

That guy is a cockaroach.

Posted by: Tony Montana at July 20, 2022 03:48 PM (U3uv2)

473
Will nobody think of the poor cricket bats?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2022 03:45 PM (ZoQIT)

You'll think of them every day after my clandestine, jerry-rigged, US taxpayer-funded bioweapons laboratory in sunny Zambia modifies their viral diseases to create your next plague, pal.

Posted by: Anthony Fauci at July 20, 2022 03:48 PM (Zhwz2)

474 300 The interracial marriage thing is idiotic.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2022 03:24 PM (iFTx/)


It must have received high marks in Democrat focus groups. That's all the Democrats need to know to begin pushing anything. Idiotic or not to sane people.

Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2022 03:48 PM (AMIL/)

475 >>> 461
==
Yeah, got a bit of a heat wave going on here... someone at the grocery store tried to pull the Climate change crap...

'Dude? I've lived here on and off for 63 years... I remember summers MUCH hotter than this... hell... aint even over 110!
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2022 03:47 PM (oHd/0)

I love how they've switched to saying "change" so it covers everything. Did you ask the tard if we should expect winter to be colder too?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 20, 2022 03:48 PM (llON8)

476 Only that several times now he's promised to cure cancer.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 20, 2022 03:43 PM (go2gA)
.........

It wouldn't surprise me one bit if they have a cure but are not telling us about it.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2022 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

477 If that was "savagery" by Dana Carvey, political comedy is not what it used to be.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 20, 2022 03:49 PM (H8QX8)

478 There's a big push for cricket flour for "health" and "the planet". Seems to have been going on since about 2016.
==
Big Cricket has been paying lobbiests.
Posted by: it gonna be a cricket thanksgiving at July 20, 2022 03:43 PM (5jmeP)

Jiminy hardest hit....
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 03:47 PM (p03vF)
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"Cricket flour" isn't exactly vegan, is it? Will vegans go for it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 03:49 PM (K5n5d)

479 428 Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog

Remember when they spent years telling us to panic over the hole in the ozone layer and then suddenly just stopped talking about it and nobody ever mentioned the ozone layer again?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 03:43 PM (NpAcC)

I recently went to NASA's site to look into this. They trumpet that "The ozone hole is closing." What they don't mention (but is available elsewhere on their site) is that the amount of CFC's in the atmosphere hasn't gone down at all since the 1980s. China didn't ban CFCs and I don't think that India did either. The hole "closed" but CFCs stayed the same. I'm no chemist, but that tells me that CFCs weren't responsible for the hole in the first place.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:49 PM (BJKQV)

480 I'm pretty skeptical that 2/3rds of America want Trump to not run, which makes this entire poll questionable
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2022 03:28 PM (Ivdso)

Absolutely. Donald Trump set a new record for Republican candidates and for legitimate candidates in general. And that's obviously with fraudulent vote-switching. Couple in generally prosperous economy, no new wars, nearly sterling incorruptibility, improved and fairer trade, along with ending Roe v Wade and Trump is OBVIOUSLY going to be the GOP candidate.

The thing is, I'm not sure it will matter. This winter will be a disaster throughout NATO and I'm sure multiple governments will fall. After that, the elite have a choice: restore President Trump -immediately-, or lose everything including their own lives.

Posted by: trev006 at July 20, 2022 03:49 PM (yJWaZ)

481 Why are leftists always surprised that it gets hot in the summer?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2022 03:49 PM (8GBH4)

482 Betx O'Cuck hardest hit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 20, 2022 03:49 PM (bW8dp)

483 The "hole in the ozone" was all in order to get rid of freon.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 20, 2022 03:49 PM (jTmQV)

484 479 I recently went to NASA's site to look into this. They trumpet that "The ozone hole is closing." What they don't mention (but is available elsewhere on their site) is that the amount of CFC's in the atmosphere hasn't gone down at all since the 1980s. China didn't ban CFCs and I don't think that India did either. The hole "closed" but CFCs stayed the same. I'm no chemist, but that tells me that CFCs weren't responsible for the hole in the first place.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:49 PM (BJKQV)

==========

They're right about CO2, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

485
BREAKING: Big Cockroach Hires Hunter Biden as Chief Lobbyist. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 20, 2022 03:49 PM (oC9zM)

486 447 If you eat all the crickets, what are the birds going to eat? And the lizards?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 20, 2022 03:44 PM (74g9r)

And the tarantulas. Don't forget the big, hairy spiders.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 03:50 PM (VdGjU)

487 >>>If you eat all the crickets, what are the birds going to eat?

>My brother's chickens go nutso for those juicy crickets and grasshoppers. I'd rather eat a big fat chicken.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 20, 2022 03:50 PM (0ocXn)

488 In other news..

The city of Baltimore has more problems yet.

https://tinyurl.com/4sctahjx

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 20, 2022 03:50 PM (1n+EO)

489 The "hole in the ozone" was all in order to get rid of freon.

*

Yep. I just heard that they somehow found another one even though the atmosphere has been studied by everyone for the last 30 years.

Say, I wonder when that freon replacement's patent expires?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 20, 2022 03:50 PM (b8OTv)

490 >>> 481 Why are leftists always surprised that it gets hot in the summer?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2022 03:49 PM (8GBH4)

Because they have the attention span and memory of a gnat?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 20, 2022 03:50 PM (llON8)

491 Funniest thing I ever listened to was a Dennis Miller podcast with guests Dana Carvey and Jon Lovett.
I was on the floor, gasping.
Miller shelved his podcast, too bad.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 20, 2022 03:47 PM (jTmQV)

Kevin Pollak had some great impersonations as well as Frank Caliendo. I nearly wrecked my car a few times driving to work when they would do spots on Bob & Tom.

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 03:50 PM (p03vF)

492 Taro flour - absolutely an import from Asia and possibly Africa.I would suspect contamintion at the source.

Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 03:50 PM (Vr12I)

493 Well, now a black "mom" is suing Sesame Street because one of the characters did Not "high-five" her kid.



honestly??

I think she has a point. that looks god-awful. those poor little girls.

the one girl is HOLDING THE DOLL of the character that waves her off?!?! and this is a parade at Sesame Place - the entire job that character has for those is to greet people along the edge of the street - ESPECIALLY KIDS!!! AND I'D DO THE ONES HOLDING YOUR DOLL!

just a terrible worker there - not sure it's racist but it's nasty regardless. should be fired (or really, she should quit). instead she's all about excuses and whining (the "actor"). so sick of that. MAN UP, WOMAN! you fucked up. QUIT.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2022 03:50 PM (w0NJk)

494 Big Cricket has been paying lobbiests.

--

They've been making a lot of noise rubbing their legs together at 3am under lobbyists' windows.

Try the veal!

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 20, 2022 03:51 PM (sVtYq)

495 And the tarantulas. Don't forget the big, hairy spiders.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 03:50 PM


I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: The Face-Sized Spider in AtC's Closet at July 20, 2022 03:51 PM (4p7Em)

496 NYC Mayor Eric Adams Is Now Whining About Influx of Illegal Aliens to His City
Heh. Fuck you you worthless turd.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 20, 2022 03:43 PM (m7R0k)
.......

The gang wars are gonna be epic.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2022 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

497 The Biden is unnecessary & will be hiding for the remainder of summer.

The women have been tasked to win the mid-term elections. Nan has unleashed the former handmaidens & nephew by marriage will help.

K is out speaking about "extremists so-called leaders attempting to undermine our democracy and assault our most fundamental freedoms." The NGOs have the talking points prepared for the 1/6 Committee, ladies of The View, MSM, Cobert.... End the summer with Teachers Unions and more covid.

There's no other plan.

Posted by: Lola at July 20, 2022 03:51 PM (NIYa7)

498 The economy is hurting a LOT of people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 20, 2022 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

And inflation ALWAYS hits the lower income working class the hardest; which is where most hispanic voters are these days.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 03:51 PM (trdmm)

499 "Firearms expert Jerry Nadler states the AR15 is banned and not the "ancient" M1 is because the M1 is "far less lethal"

Stand behind this concrete block wall and let's find out!

Posted by: fd at July 20, 2022 03:51 PM (sn5EN)

500 Republicans (94 - 2 percent)

They must have Liz Cheney, Mitt Romney and Adam Cocksucker on speed dial.

Posted by: golfman at July 20, 2022 03:51 PM (hOMhY)

501 If that was "savagery" by Dana Carvey, political comedy is not what it used to be.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 20, 2022 03:49 PM (H8QX8

Audacity of Grope was savage. We should still be using it.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 03:51 PM (cdXqR)

502 Is acid rain still a thing? It was a big deal when I was in high school.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 03:51 PM (VdGjU)

503 I'm no chemist, but that tells me that CFCs weren't responsible for the hole in the first place.
==
Don't sell yourself short. You make a cup of coffee before? Close enough.

Posted by: I dub you EXPERT Chemist!!! at July 20, 2022 03:51 PM (B2SKR)

504 " I'm no chemist, but that tells me that CFCs weren't responsible for the hole in the first place. "

Stop using logic.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 20, 2022 03:52 PM (1n+EO)

505 just a terrible worker there - not sure it's racist but it's nasty regardless. should be fired (or really, she should quit). instead she's all about excuses and whining (the "actor"). so sick of that. MAN UP, WOMAN! you fucked up. QUIT.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2022 03:50 PM (w0NJk)

Someone pointed in the video that he waved off someone else just before that. You know, maybe ask the guy what happened?

Posted by: WiNO at July 20, 2022 03:52 PM (EpDzw)

506 'Dude? I've lived here on and off for 63 years... I remember summers MUCH hotter than this... hell... aint even over 110!
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2022 03:47 PM (oHd/0)

Yep. Had some friends over (who had also grown up here) during our heat wave last year. They're not liberals but were convinced that "we never had heat like this growing up" and that it must be global warming. So, I looked it up. Yeah, we did have "heat like this." Several times, in fact.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:52 PM (BJKQV)

507 Well, now a black "mom" is suing Sesame Street because one of the characters did Not "high-five" her kid.

***

pleasepleaseplease let it be a black woman in the Rositx mascot suit.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 20, 2022 03:52 PM (b8OTv)

508 I'm no chemist, but that tells me that CFCs weren't responsible for the hole in the first place.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:49 PM (BJKQV)

Yup. All a scam to put America at an economic disadvantage.

While Trump really should have had every grifter scientist executed during his term (and very well might in a second go) he couldn't possibly do that in a time of relative peace and stability, which is what he gave us.

Posted by: trev006 at July 20, 2022 03:52 PM (yJWaZ)

509 502 Is acid rain still a thing? It was a big deal when I was in high school.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 03:51 PM (VdGjU)

Sulfur dioxide. Used as weapon against coal.

Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2022 03:52 PM (Vr12I)

510 Wait. Has FJB ever claimed to (or admitted to) having cancer before today?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 03:40 PM (guGkK)

Yes. There are articles about it.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2022 03:52 PM (4RJJ9)

511 Freon, the gas easy to work with and it won't kill you if it leaks. Let's do away with it.

Posted by: WiNO at July 20, 2022 03:52 PM (EpDzw)

512 Maybe if Biden and Kamala went back to wearing masks their approval ratings would improve?

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 03:52 PM (C7jzY)

513 Will nobody think of the poor cricket bats?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2022 03:45 PM (ZoQIT)

eh, if they can't hit it that bat'll be a'right mate...

-- Zombie Shane Warne

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 20, 2022 03:52 PM (p03vF)

514 but that tells me that CFCs weren't responsible for the hole in the first place.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:49 PM (BJKQV)

Tells me we really don't know shit about how the atmosphere and it's layers work , but if we don't stop co2 TODAY, 50 years the planet becomes Venus

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 20, 2022 03:52 PM (/6GbT)

515 >>The gang wars are gonna be epic.

Sharks vs Jets, take 2.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2022 03:53 PM (ZLI7S)

516 The strategy to fix society will not depend on whether there is a puckered specter in the White House.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2022 03:53 PM (44ww/)

517 In other news..

The city of Baltimore has more problems yet.

https://tinyurl.com/4sctahjx
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 20, 2022 03:50 PM (1n+EO)
**

Colts moving back?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2022 03:53 PM (anj39)

518 Nood.

Posted by: Tony Montana at July 20, 2022 03:53 PM (U3uv2)

519 511 Freon, the gas easy to work with and it won't kill you if it leaks. Let's do away with it.
----------------
And it provides the most effective heat exchange. Yeah, that stuffs gotta go.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 03:53 PM (C7jzY)

520 "Freon, the gas easy to work with and it won't kill you if it leaks. Let's do away with it."

yeah, the patent is up.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 20, 2022 03:53 PM (jTmQV)

521 Joe Biden is pregnant with my love child.

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at July 20, 2022 03:53 PM (Vu7A1)

522 502 Is acid rain still a thing? It was a big deal when I was in high school.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 03:51 PM (VdGjU)

--------
It killed me and everyone I knew back in the 90's.

Posted by: 496 at July 20, 2022 03:53 PM (VJsqe)

523 Read a article on Sundowner's dementia, was saying his good days they trot him out, bad days hide him away. No doubt on medication and the trip probably put him out now for some days.

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2022 03:54 PM (2JoB8)

524 The thing is, I'm not sure it will matter. This winter will be a disaster throughout NATO and I'm sure multiple governments will fall. After that, the elite have a choice: restore President Trump -immediately-, or lose everything including their own lives.
Posted by: trev006 at July 20, 2022 03:49 PM (yJWaZ)


Well, no. They can go full Dictatorship. Most of the elite have been through elite universities and prep schools where they were taught that totalitarianism is a valid response to threats to the state, and has the side benefit of being very efficient.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 03:54 PM (xhaym)

525 Well, now a black "mom" is suing Sesame Street because one of the characters did Not "high-five" her kid."

Did you catch her race hustler lawyer's name? d'Ivory Lamarr.

Posted by: fd at July 20, 2022 03:54 PM (sn5EN)

526
I think she has a point. that looks god-awful. those poor little girls.

Posted by: BlackOrchid


Camera angles are a funny thing. Impossible to tell exactly where a person's eyes in a costume are looking, and what, exactly, those hand gestures mean.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at July 20, 2022 03:54 PM (lPQ8c)

527 511 Freon, the gas easy to work with and it won't kill you if it leaks. Let's do away with it.
Posted by: WiNO at July 20, 2022 03:52 PM (EpDzw)

Join the club,bub.

Posted by: DDT at July 20, 2022 03:54 PM (/6GbT)

528 sorry B'Ivory Lamarr. I must of been thinking of his brother.

Posted by: fd at July 20, 2022 03:55 PM (sn5EN)

529 Someone pointed in the video that he waved off someone else just before that. You know, maybe ask the guy what happened?


it's a girl. saw longer video and she was greeting - waved at one adult who might have been a worker too, then greeted a bunch of people, then dissed the two little girls

she's saying "oh I couldn't see" well damn woman, crouch down a bit or something?!?! your entire point is to be greeting KIDS - that's your job. if you're only able to see adults that doesn't work. SO FIX THAT.

instead of owning up - even saying "oh god I'm sorry I didn't see them" but instead she's just whining and complaining about Sesame Place and how nothing could possibly be her fault ... blah blah blah

You had ONE. JOB.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2022 03:55 PM (w0NJk)

530 The gang wars are gonna be epic.

Sharks vs Jets, take 2.
==
You were hoping for dance fights

you'd settle for a pose battle

you'll get BLM until you can't take it anymore

Posted by: snapping fingers rhythmically at July 20, 2022 03:55 PM (6lLJU)

531
I remember a racist bird - they called him Big Byrd, he was a Republican from West Virginia - and he would eat up all the bugs the blacks need for their African tacos.

He was big celebrity, always on TV, dissing my homies. Made me sick. Literally. I ran him over with my electric car back in the Stereo-Crimean War for racial justice, and cleaning the blood and feathers off the windscreen gave me the Big C.

Doctor Jill cured it, but I'll never forget the day I killed him.

Posted by: Brandon at July 20, 2022 03:55 PM (Zhwz2)

532 502 Is acid rain still a thing? It was a big deal when I was in high school.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 20, 2022 03:51 PM (VdGjU)

"Acid rain" was a marketing term for rain with abnormal levels of hydrogen atoms, making it slightly acidic. I believe it's one of the first successful time the left created an over the top, scary name for something that wasn't (for the most part) that big a deal. It worked and they've only gotten better at it since then.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:55 PM (BJKQV)

533 Yeah, I'd bet on some kind of contamination. Taro is a staple foodstuff in tropical regions.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 20, 2022 03:56 PM (bW8dp)

534 Yep. I just heard that they somehow found another one even though the atmosphere has been studied by everyone for the last 30 years.

Say, I wonder when that freon replacement's patent expires?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 20, 2022 03:50 PM (b8OTv)

Here's another part left out of the official Narrative - the "hole" was only discovered when satellites were launched allowing such things to be measured. The atmosphere is the thinnest at the poles, which is why any "hole" would appear there. A far more reasonable interpretation of the measurements is that this "hole" is a naturally occurring phenomena that has happened regularly for a couple hundred million years or so, that it comes and goes by a mechanism we don't quite understand yet, and that nothing mankind has done or may ever do can have even the slightest impact on what it does.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 03:57 PM (trdmm)

535 "Acid rain" was a marketing term for rain with abnormal levels of hydrogen atoms, making it slightly acidic. I believe it's one of the first successful time the left created an over the top, scary name for something that wasn't (for the most part) that big a deal. It worked and they've only gotten better at it since then.
---------------
You would have thought the hippies would of loved acid rain.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2022 03:57 PM (C7jzY)

536 479 428 Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog

Remember when they spent years telling us to panic over the hole in the ozone layer and then suddenly just stopped talking about it and nobody ever mentioned the ozone layer again?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 20, 2022 03:43 PM (NpAcC)

I recently went to NASA's site to look into this. They trumpet that "The ozone hole is closing." What they don't mention (but is available elsewhere on their site) is that the amount of CFC's in the atmosphere hasn't gone down at all since the 1980s. China didn't ban CFCs and I don't think that India did either. The hole "closed" but CFCs stayed the same. I'm no chemist, but that tells me that CFCs weren't responsible for the hole in the first place.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 03:49 PM (BJKQV)


A/C refrigerant has become a racket. What is 'approved' for commercial use seems to change every few years. So if your a/c compressor craters, you also need to replace your evaporator because the new compressors use a refrigerant that won't work in the old evaporator. Or vice-versa on evaporators and compressors. It's a money-making racket.

Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2022 03:57 PM (AMIL/)

537 Biden Climate Advisor Gina McCarthy: Biden Will Use "Every Power Available" To Get Rid Of Fossil Fuels

-
Well, she's clearly right. The problem is that there's too much oil. I mean, it's falling from the sky.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 03:58 PM (FVME7)

538 526
I think she has a point. that looks god-awful. those poor little girls.

Posted by: BlackOrchid

Camera angles are a funny thing. Impossible to tell exactly where a person's eyes in a costume are looking, and what, exactly, those hand gestures mean.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at July 20, 2022 03:54 PM (lPQ8c)

If she wanted to be taken seriously, she needed to pull out a shooter and bust a cap in that cosplayer's ass. But the next one don't ignore her kid.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 03:59 PM (trdmm)

539 darn. 'approved' for commercial use

should be: 'approved' for residential use

Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2022 04:00 PM (AMIL/)

540 Well, no. They can go full Dictatorship. Most of the elite have been through elite universities and prep schools where they were taught that totalitarianism is a valid response to threats to the state, and has the side benefit of being very efficient.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 03:54 PM (xhaym)

I'm sure, but it's a lot easier than when your constituents are literally starving, freezing, and unemployed. I genuinely believe General Winter will do for Putin what he did for Stalin, except at a far smaller cost in life.

Posted by: trev006 at July 20, 2022 04:01 PM (yJWaZ)

541 Someone pointed in the video that he waved off someone else just before that. You know, maybe ask the guy what happened?
Posted by: WiNO at July 20, 2022 03:52 PM (EpDzw)

I had to use the can alright?

Jeez.

Posted by: Rositx Dude at July 20, 2022 04:02 PM (qZQHw)

542 Biden out, Kneepads in, Hairdo VP. Ace, you attract the finest trolls.

Posted by: Holy Crap at July 20, 2022 04:17 PM (gqgrq)

543 More videos from other Sesame Place theme parks have surfaced showing the character Rosita appearing to snub other small black children during walk rounds.

While I agree it looks strange at the Pennsylvania theme park when the children were passed by, but is there any issue with the costume - such as obstructed vision at the head piece and/or is it exceptionally hard to wear the entire outfit in the heat - that needs to be examined? Instructions and most training won't make up for obstructed vision and/or a badly overheated worker.

Posted by: Lola at July 20, 2022 04:25 PM (NIYa7)

544 The S.S. Joe Biden has sprung a leak and is sinking time to man the Lifeboats Woman and Children First

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 20, 2022 06:39 PM (wGqjj)

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