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Ninjas!
Posted by: Swinging Richard at July 18, 2022 07:32 PM (491FE) 2
Top photo reminds me of the crooked man nursery rhyme
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2022 07:33 PM (kf6Ak) 3
There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile. He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse, And they all lived together in a little crooked house Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2022 07:33 PM (kf6Ak) Posted by: Swinging Richard at July 18, 2022 07:34 PM (491FE) 5
Cheese is cucking my GAINZZZ. Imma goin to have 2 shart measuring teh cheese.
Posted by: Swinging Richard at July 18, 2022 07:34 PM (491FE) 6
The fashion show made me lol
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2022 07:40 PM (kf6Ak) 7
Snizz!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 07:41 PM (atmen) 8
goats ?
Posted by: runner at July 18, 2022 07:41 PM (V13WU) 9
Boobs!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2022 07:42 PM (atmen) 10
That is not just "York", that is The Shambles, York.
Posted by: runner at July 18, 2022 07:42 PM (V13WU) 11
Why don't they call it Old York?
Posted by: fd at July 18, 2022 07:43 PM (sn5EN) 12
I saw that picture up top and I said to myself, "Self, that looks like The Shambles in York".
And I was right. Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 18, 2022 07:43 PM (eGTCV) 13
That friends video is 100% unpossible.
Posted by: davidt at July 18, 2022 07:43 PM (oTZbj) Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 18, 2022 07:43 PM (Yf2Gj) 15
I enjoyed the many videos. However, Emmanuel the Emu reminds me of a kid who would steal things and go into off-limit places while adults were not only watching but right after being told no. Therefore, Emmanuel the Emu needs to roasted and fed to hungry dogs.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 18, 2022 07:43 PM (/+bwe) 16
And they all lived together in a little crooked house
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby Oh no dont let the rain come down..... Posted by: Bruce at July 18, 2022 07:43 PM (vd8XM) 17
*and everybody is, like, "Shambles !"
Posted by: runner at July 18, 2022 07:44 PM (V13WU) 18
Dogs and kitties loved it when I threw some minnows in their wading pool.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 18, 2022 07:44 PM (4X0hF) 19
Man, that's one enraged rabbit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2022 07:45 PM (guGkK) 20
seen at CNN:
"According to a survey last year of 1,000 shoppers, 67% said they'd experienced a failure at the self-checkout lane" [wait till everything must be paid for via a Central Bank Digital Currency] Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 18, 2022 07:45 PM (Ynyl9) 21
Bite me!
Posted by: emu the dick at July 18, 2022 07:45 PM (yikp0) 22
You want to walk on the inside in The Shambles. Unless you're a gentleman walking with a lady.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 18, 2022 07:46 PM (eGTCV) 23
The UK is going to have a new PM soon. Did you guys know that ? It's between Rishi and Penny.
Posted by: runner at July 18, 2022 07:46 PM (V13WU) Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2022 07:46 PM (kf6Ak) 25
Not St. Bernards…Bernese Mountain dogs. Cute!
Posted by: Durak Kazyol at July 18, 2022 07:46 PM (Ou0EQ) 26
The last outfit in the fashion show is the best. Dude wears it with such aplomb. (Aplomb optional)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2022 07:47 PM (guGkK) 27
How come every one here recognized The Shambles?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 18, 2022 07:47 PM (eGTCV) 28
We had an 1869 farm house in Ohio that had a few of those features. Maple floors on (real) 2x10 oak joists. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 07:48 PM (/U27+) 29
For some reason, the Emmanuel clips brought Hillary to mind. Granted, Emmanuel is better looking, but I think it's the insistence on forcing himself into everyone's life.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2022 07:48 PM (/NCI4) 30
Shite, and we think the ground shifts here in Texas.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 18, 2022 07:48 PM (4X0hF) 31
Looks like Diagon Alley
Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2022 07:49 PM (2JoB8) 32
THe Shambles are famous ! It's the second thing you see after the Minster. Or the first. Because of the guidebooks and stuff...
Posted by: runner at July 18, 2022 07:49 PM (V13WU) 33
How come every one here recognized The Shambles?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 18, 2022 07:47 PM (eGTCV) The hanging sign that says The Shambles? Just spitballin' here. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2022 07:49 PM (guGkK) 34
"funniest video I've seen" contains a warning about "potential sensitive content"
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 18, 2022 07:50 PM (Ynyl9) 35
The bear video is great, right up until you realize it means bears understand doors and possibly nobs.
Sleep well, those who live near bear areas. Posted by: Bete at July 18, 2022 07:50 PM (04UJL) 36
York, England
I see that they still have the trough for people tossing their slop jars from upstairs. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 18, 2022 07:51 PM (yQpMk) 37
Dog having his own party is having a blast
Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2022 07:51 PM (2JoB8) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2022 07:51 PM (guGkK) 39
Look up the crooked town of Lavenham in England. All still standing and about 800 years old.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 18, 2022 07:51 PM (89T5c) 40
Hope the slant in the floor at the pub goes towards the door
Posted by: Ben Had at July 18, 2022 07:52 PM (4X0hF) 41
The hanging sign that says The Shambles?
Just spitballin' here. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2022 07:49 PM (guGkK) By George. I didn't see the sign. My illusions have been dashed. Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 18, 2022 07:52 PM (eGTCV) 42
Like the Brussels Griffon sticking its tongue out. We have a photo of Delilah after winning the Lone Star Borzoi Club specialty, beautifully posed, giving the judge the razz. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 07:52 PM (/U27+) 43
The sign is inconclusive.
Posted by: runner at July 18, 2022 07:52 PM (V13WU) 44
Emmanuel is a riot
Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2022 07:54 PM (2JoB8) 45
Here I was-assuming The Horde was well traveled and super intelligent.
I actually did recognize it. Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 18, 2022 07:54 PM (eGTCV) 46
Wassup?
Posted by: Squid at July 18, 2022 07:54 PM (t7B40) 47
It's A Shambles now. OSU copyrighted The.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 18, 2022 07:54 PM (yQpMk) 48
And it's a knockout > https://tinyurl.com/mru3kh3f
Posted by: Javems at July 18, 2022 07:55 PM (AmoqO) 49
Squid, food and gas?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 18, 2022 07:55 PM (4X0hF) 50
hiya
Posted by: JT at July 18, 2022 07:55 PM (T4tVD) 51
The fashion show video... he's got the new improved BARREL???
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 18, 2022 07:56 PM (oHd/0) 52
My house is shambolic.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 18, 2022 07:56 PM (eGTCV) 53
Emmanuel's human is a hottie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2022 07:57 PM (mE7cY) Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 18, 2022 07:57 PM (yikp0) 55
>>34 "funniest video I've seen" contains a warning about "potential sensitive content"
it's not, it's just a bear Posted by: ace at July 18, 2022 07:58 PM (B3oWe) 56
When people living on the second floor they would shout BIDEN when dumping a chamber pot the window.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 18, 2022 07:58 PM (eGTCV) Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 18, 2022 07:58 PM (Ynyl9) 58
Mountain lions and deer...living together...in sin.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2022 07:58 PM (anj39) 59
York, England,
Before carpenters had levels. Posted by: wth at July 18, 2022 07:58 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 07:58 PM (/U27+) 61
OK, why is the bear video marked as sensitive material?
Because Bears having good manners is now offensive? Posted by: Yogi Bear, says he shoulda stole the Picanic Basket at July 18, 2022 07:59 PM (oHd/0) 62
Can't say we much appreciate the picture of the heart of that den of Yorkists, old chap.
Posted by: Lancaster at July 18, 2022 07:59 PM (a3Q+t) 63
58 Mountain lions and deer...living together...in sin.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2022 07:58 PM (anj39 Better story than Twilight. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2022 07:59 PM (mE7cY) 64
Why the heck was the bear video flagged as sensitive content?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2022 07:59 PM (dNqv+) 65
Platform shoes were invented so people could walk in the shitty and muddy streets of York.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 18, 2022 07:59 PM (eGTCV) 66
That guy has the fashion show catwalk stroll down pat.
Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2022 07:59 PM (6RgRK) 67
Bear and knob sets off Twitter's alarms.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2022 08:00 PM (mE7cY) 68
re 55: Ace, there are probably some people who think a pizza oven is 'sensitive contents'
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 18, 2022 08:01 PM (Ynyl9) 69
Features of old houses whose uses are now mysterious to most.
** Really, phone jacks are mysterious? Lordy, I feel ancient. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2022 08:02 PM (kf6Ak) 70
York, England,
Before carpenters had levels. Posted by: wth at July 18, 2022 07:58 PM (v0R5T) And the 45 degree angle had yet to be invented. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2022 08:02 PM (guGkK) 71
Watching TCM, waiting for Tommy to start, and TCM is doing short "film and fashion" clips.
So many completely flaming homos talking about clothes! LOL Tommy for an hour, then Better Call Saul... Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 18, 2022 08:03 PM (ufFY8) 72
Why the heck was the bear video flagged as sensitive content?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2022 07:59 PM (dNqv+) Some people are triggered by bears. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2022 08:03 PM (guGkK) 73
Old Brit friend of mine kept me busy working on rental properties he and his wife accumulated. I was hanging a couple doors in one and said there was nothing square or plumb in the whole house. He said he was from a country where nothing was square or plumb, but they have nice lawns.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 18, 2022 08:03 PM (lz5hY) 74
Some people are triggered by bears.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2022 08:03 PM (guGkK Screw Chicago! Go Steelers!!!! Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2022 08:04 PM (mE7cY) 75
re 48: the cow does a Biden imitation. Bravo
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 18, 2022 08:04 PM (Ynyl9) 76
It looks like the whole recreated Medieval street is called the Shambles.
https://tinyurl.com/4xc2he42 Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 18, 2022 08:05 PM (yikp0) 77
oh, I gotta see what Tucker is up to. Back in a bit
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 18, 2022 08:05 PM (Ynyl9) Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2022 08:06 PM (kf6Ak) 79
Hey you monkeys! Stop monkeying around!
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 18, 2022 08:06 PM (xxG/v) 80
I thought there was some type of farmer's market in The Shambles.
Is it farmer's market or farmers' market? Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 18, 2022 08:07 PM (eGTCV) 81
Why the heck was the bear video flagged as sensitive content?
* The original poster didn't use pronouns, have a Ukrainian flag, and indicate whether said bear was a pitcher or catcher. That's pretty offensive to Twitter's user base. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 18, 2022 08:08 PM (olvLH) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2022 08:08 PM (mE7cY) 83
I would like to request prayer, please. On Wednesday, we have someone coming to look at the house we are selling. It's an interesting opportunity, but I don't know if the house is the right fit for the people who are looking. I'm ridiculously excited about it and need to calm down. Please ask our Heavenly Father to guide us all in His will.
Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2022 08:08 PM (6RgRK) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 18, 2022 08:08 PM (R/m4+) 85
Bedtime
Everyone have a great evening Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2022 08:08 PM (2JoB8) 86
35 The bear video is great, right up until you realize it means bears understand doors and possibly nobs.
Sleep well, those who live near bear areas. Posted by: Bete Keep those doors unlocked. Posted by: A Bear. It's all cool, yo! at July 18, 2022 08:09 PM (sAmhv) 87
An emu is basically an ostrich, only funnier.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2022 08:09 PM (guGkK) 88
Prayers fotr ya, Emmie
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2022 08:10 PM (kf6Ak) 89
>>> 83 I would like to request prayer, please. On Wednesday, we have someone coming to look at the house we are selling. It's an interesting opportunity, but I don't know if the house is the right fit for the people who are looking. I'm ridiculously excited about it and need to calm down. Please ask our Heavenly Father to guide us all in His will.
Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2022 08:08 PM (6RgRK) Will do. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2022 08:10 PM (llON8) 90
That Emu just misses Doug. They were close. REALLY close.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 18, 2022 08:10 PM (sAmhv) 91
Heh. Shambles. Old Brit friend I mentioned in 73 calls me, saying some tenants had moved out and the unit needed a lot of work. Students. Foreign students. "Bill, I'm afraid those bloody wogs have made a shambles out of the flat". Rule Britannia.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 18, 2022 08:11 PM (lz5hY) 92
Thank you, Helena.
Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2022 08:11 PM (6RgRK) Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2022 08:11 PM (kf6Ak) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 18, 2022 08:12 PM (mE7cY) 95
Emmanuel wants to sell you insurance.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2022 08:12 PM (63Dwl) 96
Thank you, Vmom.
We expect a pretty good result from the sale in general even though the market is cooling. But it would be way fun for us if this particular family bought the house. Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2022 08:13 PM (6RgRK) 97
This is a funny dog & cat video
(Sound on) https://twitter.com/yashar/status/ 1174528522045579264 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2022 08:13 PM (kf6Ak) 98
Prayers, Emmie.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 18, 2022 08:14 PM (REJkJ) 99
Thank you, Goddessoftheclassroom.
Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2022 08:15 PM (6RgRK) 100
My brain has deteriorated to the point I'm binge watching boating videos. I'm sure the vast majority of owners are responsible, cautious operators. But there also appears to be a not insignificant fraction who are clueless, entitled assholes with more money than sense. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2022 08:17 PM (/U27+) 101
the bear vid is awesome.
Reminds me of the story of a tourist asking a park ranger why they could not build a totally bear-proof garbage can. Ranger says, well it turns out there is an overlap between the smartest bear and the dumbest tourist. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at July 18, 2022 08:17 PM (x8Wzq) Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2022 08:17 PM (6RgRK) Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 18, 2022 08:17 PM (eGTCV) Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2022 08:17 PM (ZLI7S) Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 18, 2022 08:17 PM (yikp0) 106
Damn you Tucker, Damn You!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2022 08:18 PM (Nmxop) 107
Can't say we much appreciate the picture of the heart of that den of Yorkists, old chap.
Posted by: Lancaster Bite me, you limp-wristed Lancastrian wanker. Posted by: Yorkist at July 18, 2022 08:19 PM (/NCI4) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2022 08:19 PM (tEMfC) 109
Milk doors in old houses reminds me. My Grandfather, on Mom's side, was a milkman at one time (before the Carnival). He delivered in a horse drawn wagon. Mom used to ride with him sometimes when she was a little girl. She said it was some of the happiest times of her life. He died when she was 9.
Posted by: Javems at July 18, 2022 08:20 PM (AmoqO) 110
re 86: if the bear can understand a door knob, he can probably figure out how to use a door bell. Some bears just want to be friends with you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxt-REPQrbk Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 18, 2022 08:21 PM (Ynyl9) 111
Oh oh oh - we passed by a Nordstrom today and it's their anniversary sale, which includes their coffee.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2022 08:21 PM (kf6Ak) 112
Can't say we much appreciate the picture of the heart of that den of Yorkists, old chap.
Posted by: Lancaster Bite me, you limp-wristed Lancastrian wanker. Posted by: Yorkist at July 18, 2022 08:19 PM (/NCI4) And that's how civil wars start. Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 18, 2022 08:22 PM (eGTCV) 113
Basically, Emmanuel is like the dog I adopted 3 weeks ago who has figured out the baby/pet gates. I say "stop" and "stay" and he says, "hold my beer"....
Posted by: Mookie at July 18, 2022 08:23 PM (u+Y3T) 114
As you might infer, I like Nordstrom coffee
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2022 08:25 PM (kf6Ak) 115
100
My brain has deteriorated to the point I'm binge watching boating videos. I'm sure the vast majority of owners are responsible, cautious operators. But there also appears to be a not insignificant fraction who are clueless, entitled assholes with more money than sense. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh I find myself watching Virtual Railroad on YTube a lot. It's relaxing. https://youtu.be/CwnlNQSHBfc Posted by: Puddleglum at July 18, 2022 08:26 PM (sAmhv) 116
Missed the Tucker thread, but I wanted to point this out:
Ronald Reagan as we all know went from acting, to union president, to spokesman for General Electric (where he honed his conservative views). Tucker has gone from light weight squish on CNN, to a fairly strong America First voice on FOX. Like RR, he's in a position to be visible while honing his message. Absolutely no reason he can't run for office, though I would recommend he start at a state level (like RR did). Show you can handle the administrative tasks and go from there. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 18, 2022 08:26 PM (BgMrQ) 117
after she loses this election, maybe Stacey Abrams can become the new spokesperson for Waffle House. Extra grease on the plate? No Problem!
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 18, 2022 08:26 PM (Ynyl9) 118
Ugh, just read a home inspection on a house I was considering. Some of it is stuff that should be done but isn't critical. Other stuff may be enough to give up on it. I would really like to do just one home walk through in this state. Hasn't happened yet.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 18, 2022 08:27 PM (5HBd1) 119
69 Features of old houses whose uses are now mysterious to most.
** Really, phone jacks are mysterious? Lordy, I feel ancient. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2022 08:02 PM (kf6Ak) Careful, you might be pegged as a senior. Posted by: Javems at July 18, 2022 08:27 PM (AmoqO) 120
Last night, my 6yo asked me questions touching on the theory of evolution, the mystery of the Trinity, and the problem of pain. I gotta find a new church because I need professional help to find out if I'm raising a future theologian or a future heretic.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 18, 2022 08:27 PM (8548M) 121
after she loses this election, maybe Stacey Abrams can become the new spokesperson for Waffle House.
In her case, they would need to rename it to Waffle Planet... Posted by: Mookie at July 18, 2022 08:28 PM (u+Y3T) Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2022 08:29 PM (kf6Ak) 123
Anything that follows "The Scotus abortion ruling forced this woman to..." is complete bullshit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2022 08:30 PM (KNJGg) 124
Not sure why, but I think I hate Emmanuel.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 18, 2022 08:30 PM (8GBH4) 125
Tommy can you hear me?
Posted by: 1975 version of Ann Margret at July 18, 2022 08:31 PM (ufFY8) 126
124 Not sure why, but I think I hate Emmanuel.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk It's those beady little eyes Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2022 08:32 PM (kf6Ak) 127
Is the dude in the fashion show wearing an old-person's walker?
Posted by: Mookie at July 18, 2022 08:32 PM (u+Y3T) 128
109 My Dad was friends with a couple fellow Finns who had a dairy. They made a big purchase of four DIVCO milk trucks in the 50s (I got a toy milk truck, wish I had it now). These trucks had a feature, kind of like auto pilot, where the milkman could get off, and the truck would advance X number of feet, like a horse drawn milk cart. This did not work out well and was filed under what were these guys thinking.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 18, 2022 08:32 PM (lz5hY) 129
Features of old houses whose uses are now mysterious to most.
** Really, phone jacks are mysterious? Lordy, I feel ancient. I have an oubliette in my basement. Does that date me? Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2022 08:32 PM (/NCI4) 130
Careful, you might be pegged as a senior. Posted by: Javems Wouldn't want to be accused of being an unfunny old person. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2022 08:33 PM (63Dwl) 131
Farm Girl needs to find out if emus are good eating.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 18, 2022 08:08 PM (R/m4+) Tastes like chicken! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2022 08:33 PM (5sry5) 132
I have an oubliette in my basement. Does that date me?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2022 08:32 PM (/NCI4) It sounds very convenient Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2022 08:34 PM (kf6Ak) 133
Root cellars are making a come-back.
Posted by: Flyover at July 18, 2022 08:35 PM (Rbu5d) 134
after she loses this election, maybe Stacey Abrams can become the new spokesperson for Waffle House. In her case, they would need to rename it to Waffle Planet... Posted by: Mookie Madame President of Waffle Planet Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2022 08:36 PM (63Dwl) 135
{Emmie}, Good luck with pairing the buyers with your house. Did you bury a statue of St. Joseph upside down in your yard?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 18, 2022 08:37 PM (a4EWo) 136
132 I have an oubliette in my basement. Does that date me?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2022 08:32 PM (/NCI4) It sounds very convenient Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2022 08:34 PM (kf6Ak) Can someone borrow it? Asking for a friend. Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2022 08:37 PM (Ti+Tv) 137
Ha! Humans assume all creatures have the same limitations with respect to the E-M spectrum as we do.
Posted by: Dr.Bone at July 18, 2022 08:37 PM (0ocXn) 138
have an oubliette in my basement. Does that date me?
Ouellette, oubliah, brah how the life goes on Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 18, 2022 08:37 PM (eGTCV) 139
I stand behind Stacey Abrams. At the Waffle House. At 0300. When the bullets be flying.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 18, 2022 08:38 PM (lz5hY) 140
If abrams loses the election, she will make millions grifting for a PAC.
If abrams wins the election, she will make millions grifting for a PAC. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2022 08:39 PM (KNJGg) 141
139 I stand behind Stacey Abrams. At the Waffle House. At 0300. When the bullets be flying.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 18, 2022 08:38 PM (lz5hY) Do you have a gas mask? Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 18, 2022 08:39 PM (eGTCV) 142
g'early evenin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at July 18, 2022 08:40 PM (ENBF0) 143
I do wonder how to deal with smells from a basement oubliette. Febreze?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2022 08:40 PM (kf6Ak) 144
Hello, fellow young people!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 18, 2022 08:41 PM (Dc2NZ) 145
Wouldn't want to be accused of being an unfunny old person.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2022 08:33 PM (63Dwl) Time Ace gets done with a post a lot of the snark is used up. Still a lot of laugh out loud comments though. But here is more than that to me. Posted by: Javems at July 18, 2022 08:41 PM (AmoqO) 146
Stacy Abrams also writes "romance" novels.
When she has a "crush" on some poor guy, he ends up as flat as a pancake. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 18, 2022 08:42 PM (tkOps) 147
Emmanuel is just a cat with feathers and a long neck. A cat that can hear a can being opened from the other side of the house refuses to hear the word "No!" when it is yelled at it two feet away. I call it selective deafness in cats.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at July 18, 2022 08:43 PM (H31K8) 148
I love that top photo. It shows the glistening sheen of a cobblestone walkway as the sun rises on the restaurant district of a small village in York, during that magical time of day between the hosing down of the streets by pub owners after closing time and the technicolor emesis of the next day's first drunken Yorkshireman, a length of time generally measured in seconds.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 18, 2022 08:43 PM (kXYt5) 149
I've been to The Shambles AND Shrewsbury Topping.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 18, 2022 08:43 PM (Dc2NZ) 150
he ends up as flat as a pancake.
And he joins a band called Head East and makes a great classic rock tune called "Never Been Any Reason"... Posted by: Mookie at July 18, 2022 08:44 PM (u+Y3T) 151
I'd fucking love a laundry chute.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2022 08:44 PM (dNqv+) 152
141 375 pounds of walking, talking, ballistic gelatin. She could stop anything short of FMJ African Dangerous Game loads, and those might only work double tap.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 18, 2022 08:44 PM (lz5hY) 153
I don't have the slightest idea what an oubliette is. Does it have something to do with feminine hygiene?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 18, 2022 08:45 PM (eGTCV) 154
143 I do wonder how to deal with smells from a basement oubliette. Febreze?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2022 08:40 PM (kf6Ak) If you have a groomer down there, just use a patchouli spritzer. Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2022 08:45 PM (Ti+Tv) 155
There are a lot of places in France that resemble the shambles. Dinan in Brittany for one.The Thursday market there is incredible.
Posted by: Javems at July 18, 2022 08:46 PM (AmoqO) 156
I'd fucking love a laundry chute.
When my girls were little, one would drop their stuffed animals into the laundry chute, and the other caught it at the bottom. They pretended it was a time machine. Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2022 08:47 PM (/NCI4) 157
I'd fucking love a laundry chute.
I had one at my last house. It was awesome, although my big orange cat decided to take a ride one night. Had to block the upstairs door after that... Posted by: Mookie at July 18, 2022 08:47 PM (u+Y3T) 158
I've been to The Shambles AND Shrewsbury Topping.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 18, 2022 08:43 PM (Dc2NZ) I've also been to Gretna Green Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 18, 2022 08:47 PM (eGTCV) 159
https://tinyurl.com/bdu8ha86
Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2022 08:17 PM (ZLI7S) er-muh-gerd.....a tiny url sighting!!! How did you ever figure out the mysteries of using that?? Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at July 18, 2022 08:47 PM (1DgE4) Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 18, 2022 08:47 PM (yikp0) Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2022 08:48 PM (/NCI4) 162
The York phot reminds me a bit of my time In Germany. At 0430 I would board the German bus in Mainaschaff to get me to the Aschaffenburg Bahnhoff so I could board another bus up to Fiori Kaserne.
Anyhoo, there was a corner that the Mainaschaff bus barely made the corner avoiding contact with a very old house. Very, very Germany. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at July 18, 2022 08:48 PM (x8Wzq) 163
I've had a laundry chute in an upstairs bathroom. It was wonderful.
And, I picked up a set of security cameras. I finally had proof that my dog really does miss me when I leave home. Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 18, 2022 08:49 PM (5HBd1) 164
I had one at my last house. It was awesome, although my big orange cat decided to take a ride one night. Had to block the upstairs door after that...
Posted by: Mookie at July 18, 2022 08:47 PM (u+Y3T) Rarrrrrrrrr! Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2022 08:49 PM (dNqv+) 165
Fun fact: A "shambles" originally refered to a butcher's stall at a market.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 18, 2022 08:50 PM (BJKQV) 166
I'd fucking love a laundry chute.
Posted by: Aetius451AD this is not the comment to read first when joining the conversation. anyone throw the phrasing flag on this? Posted by: BifBewalski @ (Htl4B) - On the road at July 18, 2022 08:50 PM (7SiKm) 167
Did you ever notice you don't see places like the topside photo in the US? Could have something to do with levels, squares, and plumb bobs, forgotten in the UK while doing silly shit.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 18, 2022 08:50 PM (lz5hY) 168
Better than a laundry chute is having your laundry on the same level as where the clothes are stored. Upstairs laundry is the bomb.
Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2022 08:51 PM (Ti+Tv) 169
And, I picked up a set of security cameras. I finally had proof that my dog really does miss me when I leave home.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 18, 2022 08:49 PM (5HBd1) Of course he does. He's a dog. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2022 08:52 PM (dNqv+) 170
Last night, my 6yo asked me questions touching on the theory of evolution, the mystery of the Trinity, and the problem of pain. I gotta find a new church because I need professional help to find out if I'm raising a future theologian or a future heretic.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 18, 2022 08:27 PM (8548M) Not sure why pain is a problem, religion wise. Without some signal you can't ignore for long, people would rip themselves up and not take care of injuries. That's why leprosy was so bad - the damage to the numb areas doesn't get noticed and goes untreated. Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2022 08:53 PM (eoQWY) 171
167 Did you ever notice you don't see places like the topside photo in the US? Could have something to do with levels, squares, and plumb bobs, forgotten in the UK while doing silly shit.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 18, 2022 08:50 PM (lz5hY) The reason the Romans abandoned Britain. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2022 08:53 PM (dNqv+) Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at July 18, 2022 08:53 PM (yixc7) 173
No, I know he appreciates me because I feed him. But he was abused by the previous owner's wife and it's really easy for me to frighten him. He's always happiest when he can run over and talk to some guys. I figured he would just go to his crate and sleep till I came home. He did stay mostly on the couch and would sit up any time he thought he heard the car.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 18, 2022 08:54 PM (5HBd1) 174
I need professional help to find out if I'm raising a future theologian or a future heretic.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 18, 2022 08:27 PM (8548M) They are often the same thing. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2022 08:54 PM (dNqv+) 175
BB has their interview with John Cleese up on YouTube.
Other BB headlines: LIFESTYLE · JUL 18, 2022 · 190 Newly Transitioned Woman Proudly Runs Over First Curb NEW HAVEN, CT — Freshly transitioned to a woman, Leslie Roberson tasted the sweet thrill of womanhood this morning as she absolutely smashed her car... LIFE · JUL 16, 2022 · 129 Jack In The Box Now Selling Two Latinx For 99 Cents SAN DIEGO, CA — Jack in the Box has updated their famous dollar menu, now offering two Latinx for the incredibly low price of ninety-nine cents. Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 18, 2022 08:54 PM (Ncnyo) 176
Did you hear about the trio of safecrackers who were sentenced to serve time in a dungeon in Colorado?
. . . It was a three-yegg Denver oubliette! Posted by: Muldoon at July 18, 2022 08:54 PM (kXYt5) 177
Not sure why, but I think I hate Emmanuel.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk It's those beady little eyes Posted by: vmom ya just know he wants to sell you statue in nyc harbor, alojg with some bundled insurance, and maybe a knockoff rolex watch Posted by: BifBewalski @ (7SiKm) - On the road at July 18, 2022 08:54 PM (7SiKm) 178
We are waiting for an update from Zod.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 18, 2022 08:54 PM (5HBd1) 179
I do wonder how to deal with smells from a basement oubliette. Febreze?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2022 08:40 PM (kf6Ak) a barrel of Febreze and a flush drain with a really large garbage disposal. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at July 18, 2022 08:54 PM (x8Wzq) 180
>>Better than a laundry chute is having your laundry on the same level as where the clothes are stored. Upstairs laundry is the bomb.
We had a laundry chute in a house when I was a kid. It was cool. But having my laundry on the bedroom level is way better. The only way my clothes go downstairs now is on my body or in a suitcase. Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2022 08:55 PM (ZLI7S) 181
BB has their interview with John Cleese up on YouTube.
Just watched it. Cleese was very respectful and amusing. He's 82 and it shows. Posted by: Puddleglum at July 18, 2022 08:55 PM (sAmhv) 182
I believe that I once heard that those style of buildings have larger second and third floors because you were taxed by the square footage of the ground floor.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 18, 2022 08:56 PM (BJKQV) 183
I do wonder how to deal with smells from a basement oubliette. Febreze? Posted by: vmom Shoulda saved this for when Ace was around. He'd be tickled to see that word. Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at July 18, 2022 08:56 PM (yixc7) 184
he ends up as flat as a pancake.
And he joins a band called Head East and makes a great classic rock tune called "Never Been Any Reason"... Posted by: Mookie at July 18, 2022 08:44 PM (u+Y3T) "Save my life I'm Goin Down for the Last Time" I got introduced to them when i went to college in MO in the late 70s early 80s. Quite a few guys had their double live album, which was great. Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2022 08:56 PM (eoQWY) 185
The reason the Romans abandoned Britain.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2022 08:53 PM (dNqv+) When three plumb barley corns equals an inch carpenters best have a pocket full. Posted by: Javems at July 18, 2022 08:57 PM (AmoqO) 186
183
I do wonder how to deal with smells from a basement oubliette. Febreze? Posted by: vmom Shoulda saved this for when Ace was around. He'd be tickled to see that word. Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at July 18, 2022 08:56 PM (yixc7) Actually, it's a new Barrel upgrade. Moose out front shoulda told you. Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2022 08:57 PM (Ti+Tv) 187
We had a laundry chute in a house when I was a kid. It was cool. But having my laundry on the bedroom level is way better.
The only way my clothes go downstairs now is on my body or in a suitcase. Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2022 08:55 PM (ZLI7S) Put the basket on the floor below the bannister and make a game out of it. Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2022 08:57 PM (eoQWY) 188
Biden just predicted the days will start to get longer till Dec.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 18, 2022 08:58 PM (vB+tu) 189
That joke would have been a lot funnier if anybody used 'yegg' as part of their working vocabulary.
Or 'oubliette' for that matter Posted by: Muldoon at July 18, 2022 08:59 PM (kXYt5) 190
Last night, my 6yo asked me questions touching on the theory of evolution, the mystery of the Trinity, and the problem of pain. I gotta find a new church because I need professional help to find out if I'm raising a future theologian or a future heretic.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 18, 2022 08:27 PM (8548M) Mike Winger is a great Bible teacher on YouTube. I believe he has covered this issue. RZIM also is (was?) an excellent excellent but unfortunately, it came out after his death that the founder, Ravi Zacharias, was an utter sex predator monster, and I don't know what they have done with the material. Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 18, 2022 08:59 PM (Ncnyo) 191
135 {Emmie}, Good luck with pairing the buyers with your house. Did you bury a statue of St. Joseph upside down in your yard?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 18, 2022 08:37 PM (a4EWo Poor dude! No. We're not familiar with that custom. Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2022 08:59 PM (6RgRK) 192
>>>When she has a "crush" on some poor guy, he ends up as flat as a pancake.
>In another lifetime, back when I worked in a service depot, we used to fire up the M1A2 Abrams and race them up and down the parking lot. Loved the sound of that engine. Posted by: Dr.Bone at July 18, 2022 08:59 PM (0ocXn) 193
That buck walking behind the cougar on the gamecam?
Posted by: Eromero at July 18, 2022 09:00 PM (0OP+5) 194
>>Poor dude!
No. We're not familiar with that custom. It only works if he's upside down and twerking. Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2022 09:01 PM (ZLI7S) 195
189 That joke would have been a lot funnier if anybody used 'yegg' as part of their working vocabulary.
Or 'oubliette' for that matter Posted by: Muldoon at July 18, 2022 08:59 PM (kXYt5) I filed that one under "It pays to increase your word power" Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2022 09:02 PM (Ti+Tv) Posted by: Mookie at July 18, 2022 09:02 PM (u+Y3T) 197
178 We are waiting for an update from Zod.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 18, 2022 08:54 PM (5HBd1) Indeed... I hope the radio silence is due to having no news to report. Regardless Zod, you are to report...you will do this now! Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 18, 2022 09:02 PM (BgMrQ) 198
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 18, 2022 08:27 PM (8548M)
Easiest way? Point out that the ORDER in which the Heavens, and Earth, and Seas... and then MAN is eventually created, agrees with those who believe in Evolution. Funny how a bunch of Jews 3000 years ago got the order just right... Posted by: Romeo13 at July 18, 2022 09:02 PM (oHd/0) Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 18, 2022 09:02 PM (Ncnyo) 200
Most people who use the word "lineal" use it wrong. Do you know the difference between "lineal" and "linear?" Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at July 18, 2022 09:03 PM (yixc7) 201
Did you ever notice you don't see places like the topside photo in the US? Could have something to do with levels, squares, and plumb bobs, forgotten in the UK while doing silly shit.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 18, 2022 08:50 PM (lz5hY) Never seen the Winchester House in CA? Its got lots of stuff like that. An elderly heiress rebuilt and remodeled endlessly and there's lots of mistakes as she did a lot by eye. Some of it makes sense, like a very gradual ramp as she got older for a wheelchair or just walking. History puts a lot of spiritualism behind it, but I have a simpler explanation. She was rich and alone, so why not have a lot of carpenters and builders about for company and keep busy seeing things progress. She could then deflect all the grifters trying to cheat her out of investments by saying she had other projects going on first. Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2022 09:03 PM (eoQWY) 202
I believe that I once heard that those style of buildings have larger second and third floors because you were taxed by the square footage of the ground floor.
----------------------- I hadn't heard that one [probably true] but there was a window tax too [18th Century at least -- I don't know how long or if earlier] so you'll see downtown townhouses in big British cities that have had every second set of windows bricked-up! Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 18, 2022 09:03 PM (yikp0) 203
Most people who use the word "lineal" use it wrong.
Do you know the difference between "lineal" and "linear?" Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at July 18, 2022 09:03 PM (yixc7) lineal refers to ancestry, not arrangement in space Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2022 09:04 PM (eoQWY) 204
The guy narrating the 'Mysterious' home features, obviously isn't familiar with them. He seems to be parroting internet 'wisdom'. Probably make a great 'Fact Checker', or 'Journalist'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2022 09:05 PM (RCix1) 205
RZIM also is (was?) an excellent excellent but unfortunately, it came out after his death that the founder, Ravi Zacharias, was an utter sex predator monster, and I don't know what they have done with the material.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 18, 2022 08:59 PM (Ncnyo) I think maybe his family still has a ministry. Not my cup of tea though I am sure a bad apple gets through the process from time to time. Jim Jones, Jim and Tammy Faye Baker, etc etc. Posted by: Eromero at July 18, 2022 09:05 PM (0OP+5) Posted by: rhennigantx at July 18, 2022 09:06 PM (ex2Cx) Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at July 18, 2022 09:06 PM (yixc7) 208
>>That buck walking behind the cougar on the gamecam?
Pretty common in my old neighborhood in Boston. Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2022 09:08 PM (ZLI7S) 209
Did you ever notice you don't see places like the topside photo in the US? Could have something to do with levels, squares, and plumb bobs, forgotten in the UK while doing silly shit.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 18, 2022 08:50 PM (lz5hY) The reason the Romans abandoned Britain. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2022 08:53 PM (dNqv+) The Romans were linear and orderly in their new cities, but back in Rome they had a small ancient temple that had no two walls parallel for obscure religious reasons. Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2022 09:08 PM (eoQWY) 210
I think maybe his family still has a ministry. Not my cup of tea though I am sure a bad apple gets through the process from time to time. Jim Jones, Jim and Tammy Faye Baker, etc etc.
Posted by: Eromero at July 18, 2022 09:05 PM (0OP+5) I know his daughter headed up one of his charity ministries, but if I am not mistaken, he used the ministry as a way to acquire women. I feel so terrible for his family, especially his wife. I wouldn't blame them if they outright rejected all the evidence, just to maintain their sanity. Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 18, 2022 09:08 PM (Ncnyo) 211
The Romans were linear and orderly in their new cities, but back in Rome they had a small ancient temple that had no two walls parallel for obscure religious reasons.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2022 09:08 PM (eoQWY) Plus, have you ever been to Rome? That city is almost a parody of a mess. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2022 09:09 PM (dNqv+) 212
I thought Lineal was the Swedish guy who invented 2-part Latin names for animals??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 18, 2022 09:09 PM (yikp0) 213
I wouldn't blame them if they outright rejected all the evidence, just to maintain their sanity.
___ Sorta like rejecting that there's only two genders, just to maintain their sanity? Sorry that bad things happen to people, doesn't give them the right to reject certain known truths, just because of the feelz. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 09:10 PM (nIQZ4) 214
Nadler got screwed in the redistricting process and now has a tough primary against Dem incumbent Representative Carolyn Maloney. Maloney is one of the richest members of Congress.
Fuck you~ Dems Made the laws Posted by: rhennigantx at July 18, 2022 09:10 PM (ex2Cx) 215
Lol! Cough cough cough LOL!
BREAKING: Staffers in 8 U.S. House offices have filed to form the first unions in Congress. The first staffers to unionize work in the offices of @RepCori @RepChuyGarcia @RepRoKhanna @RepAndyLevin @RepTedLieu @AOC, @Ilhan , and @Rep_Stansbury Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2022 09:12 PM (KNJGg) 216
well duh!
During a speech at the Family Leadership Summit in Iowa, Fox News host Tucker Carlson claimed that the appearance of national political consensus on Twitter “isn’t real,” and added that the social media platform is the “domain of super unhappy people with empty personal lives and creepy political agendas.” Posted by: rhennigantx at July 18, 2022 09:12 PM (ex2Cx) 217
Congressional staffers say a culture of abuse sparked the drive to unionize.
They’re severely overworked & underpaid. Some are even on food stamps & can’t afford rent. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2022 09:12 PM (KNJGg) 218
120 Last night, my 6yo asked me questions touching on the theory of evolution, the mystery of the Trinity, and the problem of pain. I gotta find a new church because I need professional help to find out if I'm raising a future theologian or a future heretic.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 18, 2022 08:27 PM (8548M) First, good job raising your child. If he/she is asking these kind of questions, he/she has genuine interest in the answers. Be honest: if there is something you don't completely understand, let your child know that too. These questions stump adults, so it's okay to spend time pondering the answers. But it's an awesome opportunity to study Scripture with your child, for what the Bible says about each of these questions. Mark Mittleberg's Hard Questions of the Bible may be a useful resource too. Posted by: Moki at July 18, 2022 09:12 PM (JrN/x) 219
Sorta like rejecting that there's only two genders, just to maintain their sanity?
Sorry that bad things happen to people, doesn't give them the right to reject certain known truths, just because of the feelz. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 09:10 PM (nIQZ4) Not exactly like that. But I'm trying to put myself in their shoes, and I can imagine accepting the reality of who their husband /father really was could wreck them (assuming they didn't know about what he was doing). It would be easier for them, I think, to stick their heads in the sand and convince themselves it's all lies. Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 18, 2022 09:13 PM (Ncnyo) 220
Lol! Cough cough cough LOL!
BREAKING: Staffers in 8 U.S. House offices have filed to form the first unions in Congress. The first staffers to unionize work in the offices of @RepCori @RepChuyGarcia @RepRoKhanna @RepAndyLevin @RepTedLieu @AOC, @Ilhan , and @Rep_Stansbury Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2022 09:12 PM (KNJGg) LOL. Fi&&ing Ted Lieu. POS Posted by: LASue at July 18, 2022 09:15 PM (Ed8Zd) 221
BREAKING: Staffers in 8 U.S. House offices have filed to form the first unions in Congress.
The first staffers to unionize work in the offices of @RepCori @RepChuyGarcia @RepRoKhanna @RepAndyLevin @RepTedLieu @AOC, @Ilhan , and @Rep_Stansbury Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2022 09:12 PM (KNJGg) But I thought super leftists would be super nice to people! Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 18, 2022 09:15 PM (Ncnyo) 222
Sorry that bad things happen to people, doesn't give them the right to reject certain known truths, just because of the feelz.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 09:10 PM (nIQZ4) A) I agree with you B) However my family had a tendency to ignore things because admitting them would make them "wrong" or "addicted" C) Doesn't matter what the feelz is, it tends to ruin a lot of lives anyways. Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2022 09:16 PM (xhaym) 223
in fairness, that emmaunl girl was for roe, and is lgbtq and a black lives matter girl, but she's funny, which is worth something
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 18, 2022 09:17 PM (oqXpu) 224
I really don't think phone jacks belong in the same category as doors for ice boxes.
The new suburban house I just moved into is the first one I've ever had that wasn't wired for landlines and has no dedicated phone jacks. It does have some dual jacks used for internet that could probably be adapted. Posted by: TB at July 18, 2022 09:18 PM (LJrwl) 225
I gotta find a new church because I need professional help to find out if I'm raising a future theologian or a future heretic.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 18, 2022 08:27 PM (8548M) First, good job raising your child. If he/she is asking these kind of questions, he/she has genuine interest in the answers. Be honest: if there is something you don't completely understand, let your child know that too. These questions stump adults, so it's okay to spend time pondering the answers. But it's an awesome opportunity to study Scripture with your child, for what the Bible says about each of these questions. Mark Mittleberg's Hard Questions of the Bible may be a useful resource too. Posted by: Moki at July 18, 2022 09:12 PM (JrN/x) *** Indeed! Great job and a wonderful time to pass along the concepts of facts and faith. Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2022 09:20 PM (anj39) 226
But I thought super leftists would be super nice to people! Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 18, 2022 09:15 PM (Ncnyo) I wonder if Congress is exempt from the mandatory rules of the NLRB. Or if they NLRB knows who signs their checks Can you imagine the headlines of "Congress fires unionizing workers - NLRB agrees it has no standing" Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2022 09:20 PM (xhaym) 227
Just finished season 1 of Skinwalker Ranch. I'm hooked.
Its no Oak Island... Thank the Lord. Posted by: Swinging Richard at July 18, 2022 09:22 PM (491FE) 228
Nadler got screwed in the redistricting process and now has a tough primary against Dem incumbent Representative Carolyn Maloney. Maloney is one of the richest members of Congress.
Fuck you~ Dems Made the laws Posted by: rhennigantx at July 18, 2022 09:10 PM (ex2Cx) I can see the slogan now: We're tired of Nadler's shit! Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2022 09:22 PM (anj39) 229
Just finished season 1 of Skinwalker Ranch. I'm hooked.
Its no Oak Island... Thank the Lord. Posted by: S in fairness, that is the show where that red head scientist guy decided to murder his academic standing for tv $ Posted by: confederatefifth at July 18, 2022 09:23 PM (oqXpu) 230
Canadian energy firm TC Energy has declared force majeure on some crude shipments on the Keystone pipeline after a power failure at a pump station in South Dakota.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2022 09:25 PM (5sry5) 231
I'm starting to think, if all I can afford is a house with major problems, that I should buy an old house that is falling down. At least I can enjoy beautiful woodwork until it does
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 18, 2022 09:25 PM (5HBd1) 232
in fairness, that is the show where that red head scientist guy decided to murder his academic standing for tv $
Posted by: confederatefifth You will not ruin this for me, C5 Posted by: Swinging Richard at July 18, 2022 09:26 PM (491FE) 233
I really don't think phone jacks belong in the same category as doors for ice boxes.
The new suburban house I just moved into is the first one I've ever had that wasn't wired for landlines and has no dedicated phone jacks. It does have some dual jacks used for internet that could probably be adapted. Posted by: TB at July 18, 2022 09:18 PM (LJrwl) What about the old-style 4-pin phone jacks that were a box about 2 inches square? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2022 09:26 PM (5sry5) 234
223 in fairness, that emmaunl girl was for roe, and is lgbtq and a black lives matter girl, but she's funny, which is worth something
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 18, 2022 09:17 PM (oqXpu) I knew it. I bet she raises hamsters and nurtures orchids too. Posted by: Eromero at July 18, 2022 09:27 PM (0OP+5) 235
Mark Mittleberg's Hard Questions of the Bible may be a useful resource too.
Posted by: Moki at July 18, 2022 09:12 PM (JrN/x) *** When I was in 7th grade I went through Lutheran confirmation classes, and we made our assistant pastor (teaching it) regret his vocation and his existence. "Tell us what "Spilled his seed" means. Was he like planting grain or something? We don't get it, explain it to us." "What was Sodomy? It was a terrible sin, not what most people did, so don't we need to know so we don't accidentally do it? Explain exactly what it was to us!" we came up with something like that every day. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2022 09:27 PM (r46W7) 236
"Plus, have you ever been to Rome? That city is almost a parody of a mess."
LOL, very few 90 degree angles in street layout. Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 18, 2022 09:27 PM (jTmQV) 237
Easiest way? Point out that the ORDER in which the Heavens, and Earth, and Seas... and then MAN is eventually created, agrees with those who believe in Evolution.
Funny how a bunch of Jews 3000 years ago got the order just right... Posted by: Romeo13 at July 18, 2022 09:02 PM (oHd/0) And pretty much everything else...except (for some), the obedience. Posted by: LASue at July 18, 2022 09:27 PM (Ed8Zd) 238
211 Plus, have you ever been to Rome? That city is almost a parody of a mess.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 18, 2022 09:09 PM (dNqv+) Wine gods Posted by: CppThis at July 18, 2022 09:28 PM (UewuT) 239
You will not ruin this for me, C5
Posted by: S in fairness, the discovery channl is about the best fifth column invented, it just walks everybody away from reasn and thinking. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 18, 2022 09:28 PM (oqXpu) 240
When I was in 7th grade I went through Lutheran confirmation classes, and we made our assistant pastor (teaching it) regret his vocation and his existence.
"Tell us what "Spilled his seed" means. Was he like planting grain or something? We don't get it, explain it to us." "What was Sodomy? It was a terrible sin, not what most people did, so don't we need to know so we don't accidentally do it? Explain exactly what it was to us!" we came up with something like that every day. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2022 09:27 PM (r46W7) You did that too??? My confirmation class damn near broke our Pastor. I'm sure I'm going to hell for that... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 18, 2022 09:29 PM (BgMrQ) 241
in fairness, that emmaunl girl was for roe, and is lgbtq and a black lives matter girl, but she's funny, which is worth something
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 18, 2022 09:17 PM (oqXpu) I knew it. I bet she raises hamsters and nurtures orchids too. it is fine, who she fucks is her business and she's fucking funny, which not many are these days. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 18, 2022 09:29 PM (oqXpu) 242
in fairness, fedex, they are not funny, they have slowly devolved to some sort of 18th century service
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 18, 2022 09:32 PM (oqXpu) 243
We drove through Rome, Oregon today. Can't say I would recommend a visit.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 18, 2022 09:32 PM (Bho5F) 244
"Tell us what "Spilled his seed" means. Was he like planting grain or something? We don't get it, explain it to us." "What was Sodomy? It was a terrible sin, not what most people did, so don't we need to know so we don't accidentally do it? Explain exactly what it was to us!" we came up with something like that every day. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2022 09:27 PM (r46W7) You cruel, cruel man. When you guys went through communion, I'm sure your pastor got down on his knees and thanked God he didn't have to deal with you anymore!! Posted by: Moki at July 18, 2022 09:34 PM (JrN/x) 245
We drove through Rome, Oregon today. Can't say I would recommend a visit.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 18, 2022 09:32 PM (Bho5F) And Boring is aptly named. Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2022 09:35 PM (anj39) 246
orchids are a bitch
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 18, 2022 09:35 PM (oqXpu) 247
in fairness, the faith that has been examined and questined is stronger than that which has not, you should be glad he is thinking
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 18, 2022 09:36 PM (oqXpu) Posted by: confederatefifth at July 18, 2022 09:37 PM (oqXpu) 249
Later, I've had enough of the C5/Scogg show.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 18, 2022 09:39 PM (AiZBA) 250
I'll bet "monkey pool party" starts to be less charming after they start shitting everywhere.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 18, 2022 09:39 PM (KFhLj) 251
scogg?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 18, 2022 09:39 PM (oqXpu) 252
The new suburban house I just moved into is the first one I've ever had that wasn't wired for landlines and has no dedicated phone jacks. It does have some dual jacks used for internet that could probably be adapted. Posted by: TB at July 18, 2022 09:18 PM (LJrwl) An analog phone plug will fit into an ethernet 8 pin jack. You just use the blue pair of wires (pins 4 and 5) on the other end to connect to an analog phone line. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2022 09:40 PM (63Dwl) 253
we came up with something like that every day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2022 09:27 PM (r46W7) You did that too??? My confirmation class damn near broke our Pastor. I'm sure I'm going to hell for that... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 18, 2022 09:29 PM (BgMrQ) And then you became an adult and realized that very little in life is about your pecker. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 18, 2022 09:42 PM (LOVUx) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2022 09:43 PM (2lauT) 255
And then you became an adult and realized that very little in life is about your pecker.
Posted by: tcn in AK __ A sizable number of 'Rons have yet to realize that... Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 09:44 PM (nIQZ4) 256
And then you became an adult and realized that very little in life is about your pecker.
Posted by: t somebody was lying to you Posted by: confederatefifth at July 18, 2022 09:44 PM (oqXpu) 257
>>
And then you became an adult and realized that very little in life is about your pecker. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief Really? Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 18, 2022 09:45 PM (HQ9Sl) 258
SMH!!
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 18, 2022 09:45 PM (oqXpu) 259
But I'm trying to put myself in their shoes, and I can imagine accepting the reality of who their husband /father really was could wreck them (assuming they didn't know about what he was doing). It would be easier for them, I think, to stick their heads in the sand and convince themselves it's all lies.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at July 18, 2022 09:13 PM (Ncnyo) In the long run, no, the truth is better. If the truth is going to ruin someone, they weren't all that tethered to reality in the first place, which is its own problem. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 18, 2022 09:45 PM (LOVUx) 260
Heya c5.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 18, 2022 09:45 PM (nIQZ4) 261
Really?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 18, 2022 09:45 PM (HQ9Sl) Yes, Bill, even your diseased, gangrenous crooked pecker. Even that. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 18, 2022 09:46 PM (LOVUx) 262
I remember one of the ladies at tee-ball reminding her son in the outfield that he didn't need to touch his pee-pee, it would still be there after the game.
Boys. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 18, 2022 09:47 PM (LOVUx) 263
I ve never had Confirmation students deliberately try to be pains in the backside, but maybe this has to do with teens just enjoying being pains in the backside and thinking they were being clever.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2022 09:49 PM (2lauT) 264
My philosophy in general is that if a kid can ask a question like why God doesn't answer every prayer, or how a bow makes arrows move, he deserves the best answer I can give him. So he gets pretty long answers to his questions, and maybe it goes a little over his head sometimes, but at least he has something to think about.
I admit I did dodge the where babies come from conversation, though. ("I know the baby grows in the mommy's tummy but HOW does the baby get there?") I told him that both men and women are needed to make babies and that I would explain more about it as he got older. Wasn't quite prepared to talk him through which parts do what just yet. (I forget who asked above, but "the problem of pain" is sometimes also phrased as "why does God let bad things happen". It's a topic that has spawned quite a few apologetics and atheists over the years.) Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 18, 2022 09:51 PM (8548M) 265
>>>I remember one of the ladies at tee-ball reminding her son in the outfield that he didn't need to touch his pee-pee, it would still be there after the game.
>When I do this in my sleep I can't be held responsible. It's G_d's way of letting me know I'm still IN the game, baby! Posted by: Dr.Bone at July 18, 2022 09:52 PM (0ocXn) 266
"Menstruating and formerly menstruating people"
----------- Or as, normal everyday human beings would say, "pre and post menopausal women". Fuck I hate the demonic Left so much. Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 09:52 PM (dscaa) 267
Killer Jonathan Sapirman's phone an laptop are " damaged" Guess we'll never know who bought the guns or triggered his paranoia...or his politics
Posted by: CN at July 18, 2022 09:53 PM (ONvIw) 268
Easiest way? Point out that the ORDER in which the Heavens, and Earth, and Seas... and then MAN is eventually created, agrees with those who believe in Evolution.
Funny how a bunch of Jews 3000 years ago got the order just right... Posted by: Romeo13 * And neat stuff that happens later like when you learn why Jupiter is where it is. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 18, 2022 09:55 PM (olvLH) 269
just about done saving the energy grid for the day.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 18, 2022 09:55 PM (oqXpu) 270
I'd handle those questions by answering in detail with a straight face. "Well kids, some people think that Onan was masturbating, which is why another word for masturbation is onanism. However, most scholars today think he was more likely practicing coitus interrupts. Either way, Onan's sin was that he was privileging his own judgment over God's. This passage has also been used to support the belief that using any form of contraception is wrong..." and then keep going talking about the history of that debate until all the kids regretted asking.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 18, 2022 09:55 PM (8548M) 271
263 I ve never had Confirmation students deliberately try to be pains in the backside, but maybe this has to do with teens just enjoying being pains in the backside and thinking they were being clever.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2022 09:49 PM (2lauT) That was my class... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 18, 2022 09:56 PM (BgMrQ) 272
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After a long "pause" I kickstarted everything into gear again by doing a 12/12 fast daily and by lowering carb intake. Has also helped my Crohn's symptoms. That is all. Posted by: ... at July 18, 2022 09:56 PM (dscaa) 273
I assume someone already pointed out that's a Bernese mountain dog mom petting her puppy, not a St. Bernard.
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 18, 2022 09:57 PM (Zmtmi) 274
(I forget who asked above, but "the problem of pain" is sometimes also phrased as "why does God let bad things happen". It's a topic that has spawned quite a few apologetics and atheists over the years.)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 18, 2022 09:51 PM (8548M) Aka "Why does God allow suffering?" People spend lifetimes on that question Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2022 09:58 PM (kf6Ak) 275
(I forget who asked above, but "the problem of pain" is sometimes also phrased as "why does God let bad things happen". It's a topic that has spawned quite a few apologetics and atheists over the years.)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 18, 2022 09:51 PM (8548M) I've always been ok with bad things happening to good people, but what I can't understand is bad things never seem to happen to bad people. Posted by: InCali at July 18, 2022 09:58 PM (eFvmN) 276
My philosophy in general is that if a kid can ask a question like why God doesn't answer every prayer, or how a bow makes arrows move, he deserves the best answer I can give him. So he gets pretty long answers to his questions, and maybe it goes a little over his head sometimes, but at least he has something to think about.
* (fistbump) They're asking the questions for a reason, and I'd much rather my kids get the answer from me rather than from TV or the internet or their peers. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 18, 2022 09:59 PM (olvLH) Posted by: Zettai at July 18, 2022 10:00 PM (D1BSd) 278
Well InCali, for that, I like to remember this verse: "Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord; I will repay."
I, um. I might need to work on my faith a little bit. Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 18, 2022 10:00 PM (8548M) 279
"Why does God allow evil to exist?"
I rather like the answer given bt The Almighty (Ralph Richardson) at the end of Time Bandits. " Oh well, free will and all thar, you know." Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2022 10:01 PM (XujwM) 280
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