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Whale Rodeo Cafe

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Ticino, Switzerland
Girl with cute butt provide for scale
Ilhan1077


In the name of the Father and the Son... and of course a High Five for the Holy Spirit upstairs...

Sick Master of Puppets guitar solo.

Miniature scenery for Stranger Things. I don't like the CGI they add to the final shot but the miniature itself is very cool.

This little cat might not have a lot of muscle, but he's got a ton of swagger and menace.

You absolutely f***ed with the wrong crab, Chief.

The hellish power of the 2011 tsunami.


Foreground: Rocky preparing for his second fight against Clubber Lang. Background: Rocky preparing for his first fight against Clubber Lang.

Love is the thing with short stubby legs.

Ducks!

Feeding street dogs in Thailand a gourmet meal. Well, gourmet in dog terms.

Surprise attack!

Adorable arctic fox.


Farmer Fido.


This dog is 100% imitating the movements of the boy's dancing.

Sometimes, when it's a cold and rainy November in the soul, a man just feels the call to bareback a f***ing whale.

Animals overreacting to foods they don't like.

First, a cat rejects a french fry as beneath his dignity.

And then: Apparently durian fruits have a very strong odor which some people appreciate and some consider overpowering and disgusting but did this dog really have to pretend he was Dracula facing a cross made of garlic and holy ice? Watch all the way through.

Well one thing I have learned from The Girl With The Dogs is that huskies are naturally dramatic.

This is weird.

Posted by: Ace at 07:48 PM




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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 14, 2022 07:48 PM (bVYXr)

2 That is a huge whale shark.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 14, 2022 07:49 PM (bVYXr)

3 I think I need to move to Switzerland. All the places are beautiful.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 14, 2022 07:49 PM (OX9vb)

4 Agree, ace, that's a nice pooper.

Posted by: WeBoned! at July 14, 2022 07:49 PM (8k7U7)

5 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 14, 2022 07:51 PM (xej1u)

6 I sensed that last thread had probably run its course.

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at July 14, 2022 07:52 PM (5p7BC)

7 Cute butt indeed but no way I'm mowing that lawn!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2022 07:53 PM (anj39)

8 So a picture of Skyrim. Cool.

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at July 14, 2022 07:53 PM (5p7BC)

9 Just got home. Glad I missed the last thread.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 14, 2022 07:53 PM (u73oe)

10 I LOVE Girl With the Dogs!!!!

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 14, 2022 07:54 PM (REJkJ)

11 Now the sidebar 80 click is familiar

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2022 07:54 PM (2JoB8)

12 Willowed:

338 Diogenes:

https://covid19criticalcare.com/
ivermectin-in-covid-19/covid-19-
care-providers/

You can get meds for Mrs. D as well so she doesn't catch it.

Posted by: Emmie at July 14, 2022 07:55 PM (6RgRK)

13 A full 6 minutes before I noticed and the nooded.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 14, 2022 07:55 PM (b2nrj)

14 That is a neat photograph

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2022 07:55 PM (2JoB8)

15 Husky reacts to smelling a durian fruit for the first time
Posted by: Ace


Note that this is an animal which eats its own vomit.

And people eat durian fruit intentionally.

Humans are weird.

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2022 07:57 PM (P1f+c)

16 7 Cute butt indeed but no way I'm mowing that lawn!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2022 07:53 PM (anj39)
---

Smart money says she trims it herself


Posted by: ballistic at July 14, 2022 07:58 PM (oXNqT)

17 Husky is a drama queen

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2022 07:58 PM (2JoB8)

18 Durian dog is a little too theatrical, I suspect it was trained.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 14, 2022 08:00 PM (b2nrj)

19 That husky's reaction is priceless.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2022 08:00 PM (ZLI7S)

20 "First, a cat rejects a french fry as beneath his dignity."

I was house sitting for my parents, and also watching my brother's dog. One morning I gave both animals each a small piece of salami. The cat was enjoying her piece until she realized that the dog liked it. Then she turned her nose up and left.

Posted by: junior at July 14, 2022 08:00 PM (knCks)

21 I can't watch the tsunami footage. It's terrifying to see that wall of water inexorably moving in. Gah!

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 14, 2022 08:01 PM (Zmtmi)

22 I wonder if the Figen knows how much she is linked here.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 14, 2022 08:01 PM (KAi1n)

23 After watching their output for a while now, Ender from Holland doesn't seem to tolerate even "mild" animal cruelty. With Figen, not so much.

Posted by: Born Free at July 14, 2022 08:02 PM (oJRCW)

24
I think the trick was to wire a mic to a small speaker in the box of the guitar, or to have the puppeteer's directional mic pick it up, depending on the venue. Basically a mechanical ventriloquist thing. I like the Spanish guitar riff, and it was certainly funny.

I give this prestidigitation an "A."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 08:02 PM (Zhwz2)

25
Sad news today. Out in California, Delilah's sister Dot was due to whelp her litter today but as it turns out she absorbed the puppies in utero.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2022 08:02 PM (/U27+)

26 That Tsunami video is frightening

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2022 08:03 PM (2JoB8)

27 Now the sidebar 80 click is familiar

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2022 07:54 PM (2JoB
---
80s music > contemporary music

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2022 08:03 PM (llXky)

28 Is she of age, ace?

Or should I say... Biden?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 14, 2022 08:04 PM (diceA)

29 Hadrian that's sad.

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2022 08:04 PM (2JoB8)

30 Girl with cute butt provide for scale

Dayum! That girl is STACKED!

Posted by: Brie Larson at July 14, 2022 08:04 PM (NCgXW)

31 Her yellow cap and sweater make for a colorful splash in that fall scene.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2022 08:05 PM (cpGow)

32 Hadrian, Sorry to hear the sad news about Dot.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at July 14, 2022 08:05 PM (7EjX1)

33 Cute girl butt >>> AOC's massive turd cutter

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 14, 2022 08:05 PM (JOtiF)

34 Time for bed
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2022 08:05 PM (2JoB8)

35 Very sorry to hear that, Hadrian.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 14, 2022 08:05 PM (u73oe)

36 re: 'Bareback a fucking whale'

Are we not doing phrasing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 14, 2022 08:06 PM (diceA)

37 Buonasera Orda

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2022 08:06 PM (l6ok8)

38 Cute butt indeed but no way I'm mowing that lawn!!!
Posted by: Diogenes


Lawn, heck. I'm not walking around houses with roofs like that. A loose shingle will kill a dude!

I would invite the cute girl in the yellow hat to come here where we have nice safe asphalt shingles, though.

Or is that the trick? It looks like a cute toque, but it's really a construction hard-hat?

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2022 08:06 PM (P1f+c)

39 2011?

July 22 it will be 11 years since a monster went on a killing spree in Norway.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2022 08:07 PM (cpGow)

40 You can get meds for Mrs. D as well so she doesn't catch it.
Posted by: Emmie at July 14, 2022 07:55 PM (6RgRK)

Thanxs Emmie.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2022 08:08 PM (anj39)

41 Ben Had, Thank you for sending the books. JTB is enjoying them immensely. Sent an email when they arrived.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at July 14, 2022 08:08 PM (7EjX1)

42 8 So a picture of Skyrim. Cool.
Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at July 14, 2022 07:53 PM

Ha ha! That was my first reaction. The second was that the girl looks a lot like my BFF, except BFF never wears yellow.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 14, 2022 08:09 PM (/+bwe)

43 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at July 14, 2022 08:09 PM (T4tVD)

44 Nite, nite, Skip

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 14, 2022 08:09 PM (gVydF)

45 The cleaning guy at the gym I go to is from Switzerland.

He says if a non-citizen wants to move there and become a citizen, they have to show a net worth of over 1 million dollars.

Don't know if he was telling the truth or not.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2022 08:10 PM (R/m4+)

46 '80s music?

Pulled up to a Whataburger yesterday to pay. MP3 of Oingo Boing's "Weird Science" playing. Both people at the cashier's window started jamming.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2022 08:10 PM (cpGow)

47 I got the 80s mystery click before I even clicked through. Woo 29 year old me.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at July 14, 2022 08:10 PM (XySbR)

48 Cute girl butt >>> AOC's massive turd cutter
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 14, 2022 08:05 PM (JOtiF)

There's such a thing as a happy medium. That butt is too small.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 08:11 PM (Zhwz2)

49
Lawn, heck. I'm not walking around houses with roofs like that. A loose shingle will kill a dude!

__________

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Judah Ben Hur at July 14, 2022 08:11 PM (/Kj7u)

50 Evening.
From the Quick Hits thread.
===============
Air Force A-10 Demonstration from pre-flight to shut down. Very cool vid:
https://youtu.be/02JWhmIw10c
Posted by: Sharkman at July 14, 2022 06:15 PM (pV4LT)

Very cool! Thanks, Sharkman! I only watched a few minutes but it's is really good.

Posted by: Robert at July 14, 2022 08:11 PM (1Yy3c)

51 Hadrian, that's so sad. Is Dot herself all right?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 14, 2022 08:11 PM (/+bwe)

52 The cleaning guy at the gym I go to is from Switzerland.

He says if a non-citizen wants to move there and become a citizen, they have to show a net worth of over 1 million dollars.

Don't know if he was telling the truth or not.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy


With inflation what it is, we can all move there in a few years.

Posted by: uncle mikeski pennybags at July 14, 2022 08:12 PM (P1f+c)

53
July 22 it will be 11 years since a monster went on a killing spree in Norway.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2022 08:07 PM (cpGow)

__________

Isn't he getting out soon?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2022 08:12 PM (/Kj7u)

54 Judah Ben Hur

"No water for him!"

"Hate keeps a man alive 41."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2022 08:12 PM (cpGow)

55 Another victory for President Trump although the MFM will try to give Slow Joe the credit:

Breaking911 @Breaking911; 28m
BREAKING: Saudi Arabia opens airspace to 'all carriers' in gesture to Israel - AFP

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 14, 2022 08:13 PM (yikp0)

56 Mrs. JTB, I did receive his email and my joy of them being put to use is boundless.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2022 08:13 PM (l6ok8)

57 Lawn, heck. I'm not walking around houses with roofs like that. A loose shingle will kill a dude!

__________

Tell me about it.
Posted by: Judah Ben Hur at July 14, 2022 08:11 PM (/Kj7u)
-----
*fistbump*

Posted by: Pyrrhus of Epirus at July 14, 2022 08:13 PM (aaGzp)

58 Husky is a drama queen
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2022 07:58 PM (2JoB


No surprise. That describes almost all of the U of Washington folk.

*hides under desk from Nurse*

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2022 08:13 PM (anj39)

59 povidine nasal spray protects against the Wuflu too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 14, 2022 08:14 PM (5HBd1)

60
Hadrian, that's so sad. Is Dot herself all right?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 14, 2022 08:11 PM (/+bwe)

__________

She's fine right now, but I was just asking Her Majesty whether there would be any further complications (e.g. pyometria) and she said she didn't know.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2022 08:14 PM (/Kj7u)

61 Isn't he getting out soon?

Be surprised if he isn't out already

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2022 08:14 PM (cpGow)

62 The woman in the disco ball body suit is .... a choice. Woah.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at July 14, 2022 08:14 PM (XySbR)

63 OccupyDemocrats respond to the passing of Ivana Trump with their usual grace and civility...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 14, 2022 08:14 PM (8fxF+)

64
Cute girl butt >>> AOC's massive turd cutter
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 14, 2022 08:05 PM (JOtiF)

Plus - while you get points for "turd cutter," the crudest way I've heard this put was "Look at the shitter on that critter."

It was from the single most vile human being I've ever personally known. He was, thankfully, shot to death by the AZ State Police while trying to ride into Mexico on a BMX bike he stole from some kid (and firing at the cops).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 08:15 PM (Zhwz2)

65 >>The cleaning guy at the gym I go to is from Switzerland.

>>He says if a non-citizen wants to move there and become a citizen, they have to show a net worth of over 1 million dollars.

>>Don't know if he was telling the truth or not.

My former customer is Switzerland is Dutch. It took him years to get his Swiss citizenship and he is married to a Swiss woman.

It's extremely difficult to get Swiss citizenship.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2022 08:15 PM (ZLI7S)

66 Thanxs Emmie.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2022 08:08 PM (anj39)


You are welcome. I have no idea how important treatment is with the new variants. Aspirin is a good thing to take as well to counteract possible clotting.

Posted by: Emmie at July 14, 2022 08:16 PM (6RgRK)

67 Durian dog lol

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 14, 2022 08:17 PM (kf6Ak)

68 Looking up the wiki page for the Ticino region of switzerland. I think it was part of the conquest Augustus made of 'Raitia'(sp?.) Taking a look at their political parties, damn what a mess. Kind of wonder if it is worse than ours, though given the circumstances.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 14, 2022 08:17 PM (diceA)

69 He was, thankfully, shot to death by the AZ State Police while trying to ride into Mexico on a BMX bike he stole from some kid (and firing at the cops).

Robert Rodriquez's next movie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2022 08:17 PM (cpGow)

70
Plus - while you get points for "turd cutter," the crudest way I've heard this put was "Look at the shitter on that critter."

________

At a dog show, a guy can say, "Wow, look at the rear on that bitch!" and no one turns a hair.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2022 08:18 PM (/Kj7u)

71 Other countries demand that you have sufficient funds to support yourself and can pay for your health care as well.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2022 08:18 PM (l6ok8)

72 Alice Cooper: Satan is real and the world should beware

"The world belongs to Satan," according to rock star Alice Cooper – and his job is to warn people that the Devil is real.

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2022 08:18 PM (X5CsJ)

73 Hadrian, that's sad. I hope Dot is ok

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 14, 2022 08:19 PM (kf6Ak)

74 Other countries demand that you have sufficient funds to support yourself and can pay for your health care as well.
Posted by: Ben Had


This country: YOLO!

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2022 08:20 PM (P1f+c)

75 It's extremely difficult to get Swiss citizenship.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2022 08:15 PM (ZLI7S)
---
Tina Turner became Swiss, and had to demonstrate fluency in German. There's often a cultural element as well, i.e. "show us you are actually loyal to our country, not a shiftless grifter."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2022 08:20 PM (llXky)

76 71 Other countries demand that you have sufficient funds to support yourself and can pay for your health care as well.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2022 08:18 PM (l6ok

Some of that may technically be in our laws but is routinely disregarded.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 14, 2022 08:20 PM (b2nrj)

77
Other countries demand that you have sufficient funds to support yourself and can pay for your health care as well.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2022 08:18 PM (l6ok

_________

It used to be that immigrants to the US had to show they would not be a burden on the state.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2022 08:20 PM (/Kj7u)

78 64.
It was from the single most vile human being I've ever personally known. He was, thankfully, shot to death by the AZ State Police while trying to ride into Mexico on a BMX bike he stole from some kid (and firing at the cops).
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 08:15 PM

If I had a son, he wouldn't look "stolen BMX to Mexico while shooting the cops" boy, because that shit sounds really white, but he'd have the same spirit.

Posted by: Barack "No Homo" Obama at July 14, 2022 08:20 PM (NCgXW)

79 It's extremely difficult to get Swiss citizenship.
Posted by: JackStraw

Ya hafta know how to yodel.....

Posted by: JT at July 14, 2022 08:20 PM (T4tVD)

80 Other countries demand that you have sufficient funds to support yourself and can pay for your health care as well.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2022 08:18 PM (l6ok
-------
cf. NZ

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 14, 2022 08:21 PM (aaGzp)

81 45 The cleaning guy at the gym I go to is from Switzerland.

He says if a non-citizen wants to move there and become a citizen, they have to show a net worth of over 1 million dollars.

Don't know if he was telling the truth or not.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2022 08:10 PM (R/m4+)
And =you have to speak the language of the Cantonment you want and be voted on by the community. Don't know how it works for religion of pieces.

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2022 08:21 PM (0OP+5)

82 It's extremely difficult to get Swiss citizenship.
Posted by: JackStraw

A local Community Board has to approve you, and you have to pass exams in two in 2 of Switzerland's 3 big languages, or just one if Romansch, a legacy of Ancient Rome.

Posted by: Miklos did "Edelweiss" for the Talent Portion at July 14, 2022 08:22 PM (02fRf)

83 There's often a cultural element as well, i.e. "show us you are actually loyal to our country, not a shiftless grifter."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 14, 2022 08:20 PM (llXky)

Things that will never be American immigration policy for $1,000, Alex!

Posted by: Robert at July 14, 2022 08:23 PM (1Yy3c)

84 But you can roll into the U.S., start collecting welfare on the morning of day one, and pop out a baby that essentially makes you a citizen later that evening.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at July 14, 2022 08:23 PM (gW/qs)

85 >>Tina Turner became Swiss, and had to demonstrate fluency in German. There's often a cultural element as well, i.e. "show us you are actually loyal to our country, not a shiftless grifter."

Imagine that, a country with actual borders.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2022 08:23 PM (ZLI7S)

86
Robert Rodriquez's next movie?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2022 08:17 PM (cpGow)

It could work. This guy was really disgusting. A biker gang guy. He made his way through life as a dope dealer, with a penchant for rape and auto-theft as basically hobbies. When he got cancer, he just decided to go for it. Ended on the border, on a BMX.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 08:23 PM (Zhwz2)

87 81
And =you have to speak the language of the Cantonment you want and be voted on by the community. Don't know how it works for religion of pieces.
Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2022 08:21 PM

Those poor Muslim refugees are so unpriviliged, they get to skip those rules and move right in!

Posted by: Socialist Euroweenie at July 14, 2022 08:23 PM (NCgXW)

88 Somewhat related, but I've been reading some theories on how rival militaries could use nukes to create tsunamis, which would make them indefensible by traditional air defense systems.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2022 08:23 PM (EAUyT)

89 Miklos !

Posted by: JT at July 14, 2022 08:23 PM (T4tVD)

90 Technically he's right, Adam lost it for us and Christ will get it back for us.

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2022 08:24 PM (0OP+5)

91 Technically he's right, Adam lost it for us and Christ will get it back for us.
Posted by: Eromero
___

Only if you accept His gift.

Most will not.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 14, 2022 08:25 PM (c/IRE)

92 Some IT workers planning to move to another country can get a 1 year work visa but must be totally self sufficient.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2022 08:25 PM (l6ok8)

93
Ya hafta know how to yodel.....
Posted by: JT at July 14, 2022 08:20 PM (T4tVD)

__________

Abendzauber, by Anton Bruckner, for tenor, men's chorus, horn quartet and three yodelers.

https://youtu.be/yPT6c12DWlU

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2022 08:26 PM (/U27+)

94 *waves to Ben Had*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 14, 2022 08:26 PM (c/IRE)

95 JT

Posted by: Riiicoolaaaa at July 14, 2022 08:26 PM (02fRf)

96 Interesting link over at Insty on 'Bloodwashing' or Apheresis for 'Long Covid.

https://tinyurl.com/84nmrykf

Snake Oil is alive and selling as well as ever.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 14, 2022 08:26 PM (diceA)

97 Roger Federer is Swiss. I missed him at Wimbledon.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at July 14, 2022 08:27 PM (XySbR)

98 Black lady from Detroit has asked me to accompany her to Ghana to help her claim and sell. Maybe she wants to kill me and leave my body in a banana plantation. I don't think so but good grief.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at July 14, 2022 08:27 PM (eGTCV)

99 No surprise. That describes almost all of the U of Washington folk.

*hides under desk from Nurse*
Posted by: Diogenes


Just because you close your eyes doesn't mean I can't see you.

Stupid Cougs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2022 08:27 PM (uns/F)

100 Cute girl butt >>> AOC's massive turd cutter
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 14, 2022 08:05 PM (JOtiF)

AOC's ass isn't that big--and neither are her tits
She is petite, however, and has a small waist so those sought-after attributes are naturally enhanced

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2022 08:28 PM (mR6Gs)

101 German Leftist Party Pushes for Free Crystal Meth for Drug Addicts

-
Biden: Damn! Why didn't I think of that?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 14, 2022 08:28 PM (FVME7)

102 >>A local Community Board has to approve you, and you have to pass exams in two in 2 of Switzerland's 3 big languages, or just one if Romansch, a legacy of Ancient Rome.

Yea, he told me some of the hoops he had to jump through. I asked him if hypothetically I would get an easier time since my grandfather's family immigrated here from Switzerland. He just laughed.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2022 08:28 PM (ZLI7S)

103 The thing is I'm nothing special. So wtf.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at July 14, 2022 08:29 PM (eGTCV)

104 Checked the back trail of posts and almost wish I hadn't.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 14, 2022 08:29 PM (diceA)

105 101 German Leftist Party Pushes for Free Crystal Meth for Drug Addicts

-
Biden: Damn! Why didn't I think of that?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 14, 2022 08:28 PM (FVME7)

Pervitin for free!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 14, 2022 08:30 PM (diceA)

106 Imagine that, a country with actual borders.


*

Like Ukraine?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at July 14, 2022 08:31 PM (gW/qs)

107 *waves to Ben Had*
Posted by: SMH

Ben Had?

*Hands in the air like he just don't care*

Posted by: Miklos will sing "Celebration" by Kool and the Gang at July 14, 2022 08:31 PM (02fRf)

108 82 It's extremely difficult to get Swiss citizenship.
Posted by: JackStraw

whats love got to do with it

thats the secret phrase

Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2022 08:31 PM (us2H3)

109 The story of the rape of the 10 year old by an illegal is disgusting, and while there may be some cultural traits associated with Latin America, it should be pointed out that this isn't 100% accepted even there

And we have our own Pedo Peter as President

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2022 08:31 PM (mR6Gs)

110 Nurse-

You write well.

Posted by: JT at July 14, 2022 08:31 PM (T4tVD)

111 Biden: Damn! Why didn't I think of that?
*

Pervitin for free

*

Ha. I initially read that as "pervertin", and it made perfect sense in context of the Biden quote.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at July 14, 2022 08:32 PM (gW/qs)

112
So after getting stung by a wasp yesterday, my arm is swollen and red but not particularly painful. I just read it may take 5-10 days to clear up at last.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2022 08:32 PM (/U27+)

113 It's extremely difficult to get Swiss citizenship.
Posted by: JackStraw

There are a lot of holes in those laws though

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2022 08:32 PM (mR6Gs)

114 I would get an easier time since my grandfather's family immigrated here from Switzerland. He just laughed.
Posted by: JackStraw

Works for Ireland.

Posted by: Multicultural Miklos at July 14, 2022 08:32 PM (02fRf)

115 The story of the rape of the 10 year old by an illegal is disgusting, and while there may be some cultural traits associated with Latin America, it should be pointed out that this isn't 100% accepted even there


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I am 100% fine stating that this is a cultural norm among illegals.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at July 14, 2022 08:32 PM (gW/qs)

116 11teenth!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 08:33 PM (ex2Cx)

117 109 The story of the rape of the 10 year old by an illegal is disgusting, and while there may be some cultural traits associated with Latin America, it should be pointed out that this isn't 100% accepted even there

And we have our own Pedo Peter as President
Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2022 08:31 PM

My sexual perversions are many and varied, like the breakfast tacos I buy from bogedas for my underage sexual assault victims!

Posted by: President Pedo Peter at July 14, 2022 08:33 PM (NCgXW)

118 112
So after getting stung by a wasp yesterday, my arm is swollen and red but not particularly painful. I just read it may take 5-10 days to clear up at last.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2022 08:32 PM (/U27+)

Those White Anglo-Saxon Protestants don't like outsiders near their nests.....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2022 08:34 PM (mR6Gs)

119 Nurse-

You write well.
Posted by: JT

Right damn well

Posted by: Miklos, Asst. Copy Editor at July 14, 2022 08:34 PM (02fRf)

120 Heya JT!
I just felt the need to vent a little, and CBD was accommodating. Thank you for reading.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2022 08:34 PM (1JnfY)

121 I am 100% fine stating that this is a cultural norm among illegals.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at July 14, 2022 08:32 PM (gW/qs)

And Muslims
And Hood Rats
And White Trash

There's a lot of evil in this world

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2022 08:35 PM (mR6Gs)

122 Mexico is like that too. My uncle had a sister living there and they tried to get residency. They had enough money in the bank to qualify, but the officials would never sign off on it. They finally gave up and came back here.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 14, 2022 08:35 PM (5HBd1)

123 The European ag areas have perfected a used straw burning heat system. Bed your milk cows in straw and heat your home. I have thought about getting one here and I may be getting closer.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2022 08:36 PM (l6ok8)

124
Also, in my own defense - it wasn't like I just watched the guy idly. I tried to do something about him. But he got away. Somehow. Like the devil was protecting him. He escaped, and left the state, and then the next thing I heard, he was dead like six months later in AZ. H/T to the AZ DPS.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 08:36 PM (Zhwz2)

125 Pervitin for free

So?

Dad pays.

Now he wants some of mine.

I said Talk to Adm. Levine

Posted by: Hunter at July 14, 2022 08:36 PM (02fRf)

126 Horde,

If you missed the early morning tech post this morning the musical selection is worth the look. Thank me latter. Nerd alert.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at July 14, 2022 08:36 PM (0OmEj)

127 There used to be more preg 10 YOs in Mex City (9 mil) than all USA (330)\mil)

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 08:37 PM (ex2Cx)

128 112
So after getting stung by a wasp yesterday, my arm is swollen and red but not particularly painful. I just read it may take 5-10 days to clear up at last.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Please try some topical Benadryl. If you don't have any, crush up a tab, or the generic diphenhydramine, add some water to make a paste, and apply to the red area. Ice can also help with the swelling.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2022 08:37 PM (1JnfY)

129 Mexico is like that too. My uncle had a sister living there and they tried to get residency. They had enough money in the bank to qualify, but the officials would never sign off on it. They finally gave up and came back here.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 14, 2022 08:35 PM (5HBd1)

Switzerland I can see, but you would think Mexico would take any one with enough cash in the bank

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2022 08:38 PM (mR6Gs)

130 The European ag areas have perfected a used straw burning heat system. Bed your milk cows in straw and heat your home. I have thought about getting one here and I may be getting closer.
Posted by: Ben Had

Linky pls?

Posted by: Miklos, who got people a lot of Euro bucks for such stuff at July 14, 2022 08:38 PM (02fRf)

131 Please try some topical Benadryl. If you don't have any, crush up a tab, or the generic diphenhydramine, add some water to make a paste, and apply to the red area. Ice can also help with the swelling.

------

This works, can verify. Also eat a couple of the pills.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 08:38 PM (Zhwz2)

132 ha

Called Q Chat Space, the platform is advertised on the CDC’s LGBT Health Youth Resources page, archived here. The chat service, which describes itself as “a community for LGBTQ+ teens,” is available for those ages 13-19, can be hidden from parents, and focuses on a number of mature themes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 08:40 PM (ex2Cx)

133
Please try some topical Benadryl. If you don't have any, crush up a tab, or the generic diphenhydramine, add some water to make a paste, and apply to the red area. Ice can also help with the swelling.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2022 08:37 PM (1JnfY)

_________

Thanks, but the swelling is from my wrist to nearly the top of the bicep. It doesn't hurt (much) and I'm not having any other problems, so I just had a bad allergic reaction to this one.

Wasps are asshoe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2022 08:40 PM (/U27+)

134 “Public charge” limits on admission/immigration remain US law, but they’ve been effectively removed via bad faith lawless interpretation and policy (SURPRISE!!!).

One of the many things Trump administration fought to fix.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 14, 2022 08:41 PM (OTzUX)

135
H7 - that much swelling is pretty bad... Do you know anyone with epinephrine?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 08:41 PM (Zhwz2)

136 midnight flights??

Why it matters: ICE is one of the most controversial government agencies and a target for progressives because of its role in arresting and detaining undocumented immigrants. But under President Biden, it's poised to spend more taxpayer funds than ever as it closes an estimated $345 million shortfall for the current fiscal year.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 08:42 PM (ex2Cx)

137 Hadrian
Ok. But if it gets redder, hot, streaky or painful, or if you get dizzy and short of breath, you need to go to urgent care.

Promise.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2022 08:42 PM (7x+fZ)

138 Miklos, strawburners will get you there.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2022 08:42 PM (l6ok8)

139 "Right Wing, Conservatives left Flailing after Arrest confirms Child Rape Story!" laughs a demented idiot named Christina Cabrera from Talking Points Memo, a pseudo media outlet with something just barely above zero readership.

The whole write-up by Cabrera is a talking point memo in and of itself - all about the complete mental breakdown of woman too unfit and unwell to hold down a job at Baskin-Robbins scooping ice-cream much less understand she's making a fucking ghoul out of herself in public.

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2022 08:43 PM (+Cgut)

140 131 Please try some topical Benadryl. If you don't have any, crush up a tab, or the generic diphenhydramine, add some water to make a paste, and apply to the red area. Ice can also help with the swelling.
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This works, can verify. Also eat a couple of the pills.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 08:38 PM

Have you received your 8th COVID booster? My research indicates it provides significant reduction in swelling from, uh, whatever you have. If you don't get it, you're also a bigot that hates science!

Posted by: Dr. Fauci, snake oil salesman at July 14, 2022 08:43 PM (NCgXW)

141 Thanks, but the swelling is from my wrist to nearly the top of the bicep. It doesn't hurt (much) and I'm not having any other problems, so I just had a bad allergic reaction to this one.
Wasps are asshoe.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2022 08:40 PM (/U27+)

take 3 or 4 ibu

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 08:43 PM (ex2Cx)

142 Be aware... An allergic reaction to bee stings can escalate with each successive sting you get, ultimately to lethal.

Posted by: davidt at July 14, 2022 08:43 PM (oTZbj)

143 My exact reaction to durian...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 08:43 PM (ynpvh)

144 Called Q Chat Space, the platform is advertised on the CDC’s LGBT Health Youth Resources page, archived here. The chat service, which describes itself as “a community for LGBTQ+ teens,” is available for those ages 13-19, can be hidden from parents, and focuses on a number of mature themes.

**

Imagine some Ray Epps mofo setting up a chat-room to do this sort of thing on his own dime and how that would be received by parents and the community.

I'm guessing it's illegal as hell, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at July 14, 2022 08:44 PM (gW/qs)

145 142 Be aware... An allergic reaction to bee stings can escalate with each successive sting you get, ultimately to lethal.

Posted by: davidt at July 14, 2022 08:43 PM (oTZbj)

Especially when they come in quick succession, like kicking encountering a hive of killer bees...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 08:44 PM (ynpvh)

146 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lbd06i9B2wU&t=159s


Nerd alert.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at July 14, 2022 08:44 PM (0OmEj)

147 She has an ass like a young Keifer Southerland.

Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at July 14, 2022 08:44 PM (Yr4Df)

148 Hadrian,
Take a sharpie and outline the redness and swelling. In the morning, if the swelling and redness go outside the lines, you need to be seen.

Ok?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2022 08:45 PM (7x+fZ)

149
Not that you should epinephrine. Just if you get worse, I mean.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 08:45 PM (Zhwz2)

150 Alice Cooper: Satan is real and the world should beware

"The world belongs to Satan," according to rock star Alice Cooper – and his job is to warn people that the Devil is real.
Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2022 08:18 PM

My pagan roommate loved Alice Cooper because ever since he put on a Halloween concert in the Detroit area. We were listening to "I Am Made of You" and she said to me, "This sounds good, but I don't understand it." It's about his conversion and has Biblical imagery throughout.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 14, 2022 08:46 PM (/+bwe)

151
Ok?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2022 08:45 PM (7x+fZ)

________

OK. Her Majesty is also riding herd.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2022 08:46 PM (/U27+)

152 Imagine some Ray Epps mofo setting up a chat-room to do this sort of thing on his own dime and how that would be received by parents and the community.

I'm guessing it's illegal as hell, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

"Hi Ray? I'm 13 (but everybody says I look 16) and you are so cool wanna chat>can send pics"

Posted by: Miklos is entirely capable of this at July 14, 2022 08:47 PM (02fRf)

153 "Right Wing, Conservatives left Flailing after Arrest confirms Child Rape Story!"

*

Am I missing something, or hasn't it been determined that her rape and the rapist were hidden and covered up by law enforcement and doctors for political purposes and timing, likely illegally?

I'm a tad unclear on how that's a good thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at July 14, 2022 08:47 PM (1VaV/)

154 https://ballotpedia.org/Gary_Tyack

The Franklin County prosecutor.

Isolate it, and freeze it.

Posted by: sven at July 14, 2022 08:47 PM (Lzpvj)

155 153 Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at July 14, 2022 08:47 PM (1VaV/)

They will exert the will Tyr showed putting his hand in the Frenris' mouth to bind him to not report that the failure cascade in Franklin County is at every level a donkey show.

Posted by: sven at July 14, 2022 08:48 PM (Lzpvj)

156
Mystery 70's lyrics?

He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home


Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 14, 2022 08:48 PM (iqRBJ)

157 "The world belongs to Satan," according to rock star Alice Cooper – and his job is to warn people that the Devil is real.
Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2022 08:18 PM
___

He's right.

And Jesus Himself warns people, but as usual, most don't listen.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 14, 2022 08:48 PM (c/IRE)

158 146 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lbd06i9B2wU&t=159s


Nerd alert.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at July 14, 2022 08:44 PM (0OmEj)

I did Ode to Joy using a stepper motor once...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 08:48 PM (ynpvh)

159 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lbd06i9B2wU&t=159s


Nerd alert.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at July 14, 2022 08:44 PM (0OmEj)
----------
That is seriously cool.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 14, 2022 08:48 PM (aaGzp)

160 153 "Right Wing, Conservatives left Flailing after Arrest confirms Child Rape Story!"

*

Am I missing something, or hasn't it been determined that her rape and the rapist were hidden and covered up by law enforcement and doctors for political purposes and timing, likely illegally?

I'm a tad unclear on how that's a good thing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at July 14, 2022 08:47 PM (1VaV/)

Finally one aspect of a news story ended up being true, even if the rest of it was false?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 14, 2022 08:49 PM (b2nrj)

161 Isolate it, and freeze it.
Posted by: sven

No strategy without tactics

Posted by: Miklos approves at July 14, 2022 08:49 PM (02fRf)

162 No strategy without tactics
Posted by: Miklos approves at July 14, 2022 08:49 PM (02fRf)
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Neither without logistics.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 14, 2022 08:50 PM (aaGzp)

163
The Franklin County prosecutor.

Isolate it, and freeze it.
Posted by: sven at July 14, 2022 08:47 PM (Lzpvj)

-----

Ah. A theologian, who became a lawyer, and then a judge. It's... perfect.

Posted by: Satan at July 14, 2022 08:50 PM (Zhwz2)

164 Whatever happened to the murder hornets?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2022 08:50 PM (63Dwl)

165 156
Mystery 70's lyrics?

He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 14, 2022 08:48 PM (iqRBJ)

Brandy, your a fine girl...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 08:50 PM (ynpvh)

166 164 Whatever happened to the murder hornets?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2022 08:50 PM (63Dwl)

COVID done got 'em?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 08:51 PM (ynpvh)

167
Yep, Brandy.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 14, 2022 08:51 PM (iqRBJ)

168
OK. Her Majesty is also riding herd.
Posted by: Hadrian

Glad to hear HM is watching too.
The oral diphenhydramine (Benadryl) will help too.
The generics are usually 25mg. I don't know your weight; but, you can usually take 50mg safely.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 14, 2022 08:51 PM (/pVn2)

169 164 Whatever happened to the murder hornets?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


They didn't make that left turn in Albuquerque.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2022 08:52 PM (HU4DS)

170
Bonus music trivia:

Name BOTH men seen here introducing the band:

https://youtu.be/mTqTE7aNjZQ

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 14, 2022 08:52 PM (iqRBJ)

171 Neither without logistics.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Write down this word.

Memorize it, then burn the paper.

*MoMe*

Posted by: Miklos has a long moustache at July 14, 2022 08:52 PM (02fRf)

172 Oh, Mandy! I'm standing on the edge of time I've walked away when love was mine Caught up in a world of uphill climbing The tears are in my mind and nothin' is rhyming Oh Mandy well, You came and you gave without taking

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 08:52 PM (ex2Cx)

173 Mexico should have let him stay. He's an engineer with a few patents to his name.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 14, 2022 08:52 PM (5HBd1)

174 166 164 Whatever happened to the murder hornets?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2022 08:50 PM (63Dwl)

COVID done got 'em?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 08:51 PM (ynpvh)

Mutual annihilation with the parachute spiders.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 14, 2022 08:53 PM (b2nrj)

175 >>Yep, Brandy.

Fine girl.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2022 08:53 PM (ZLI7S)

176 *Hands in the air like he just don't care...*

Posted by: Miklos will sing "Celebration" by Kool and the Gang

Hey! That's MY song!

Posted by: Larry Blackmon at July 14, 2022 08:53 PM (a/3gi)

177 I'm a tad unclear on how that's a good thing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at July 14, 2022 08:47 PM (1VaV/)

Not to the demented editors at Talking Point Memo for the more than provably mentally unwell Ms. Cabrera - who, in full knowledge that an abortionist aided a pedophile in the commission of FELONY, could give a rat's ass less as she meanders about explaining how heinous crimes committed by someone she champions is really "owning" those evil right to lifers!

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2022 08:54 PM (+Cgut)

178
>>Yep, Brandy.

Fine girl.
Posted by: JackStraw


Why don't you just marry, then.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 14, 2022 08:54 PM (iqRBJ)

179 The murder hornets and the killer bees had a gang shootout at the Stinger Café.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2022 08:55 PM (l6ok8)

180
That's what Ace said to someone earlier. I'm trying to be like Ace.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 14, 2022 08:55 PM (iqRBJ)

181 Whatever happened to the murder hornets?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Thought they were tough

Chingada

Posted by: Cartel Wasps del Norte at July 14, 2022 08:55 PM (02fRf)

182 In 2022, things are different. Where the cost per kilogram to orbit was a whopping $55,000 on the Space Shuttle, pioneer private-launch company SpaceX has dropped it by a factor of 20, to about $2,700 per kilogram.

Big Govt cannot ever deliver!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 08:55 PM (ex2Cx)

183 *waves at Ben Had*

Posted by: Gref at July 14, 2022 08:56 PM (AMIL/)

184 169 164 Whatever happened to the murder hornets?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


They didn't make that left turn in Albuquerque.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2022 08:52 PM (HU4DS)

LOL. So what's up, Doc?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 08:57 PM (ynpvh)

185 >>Why don't you just marry, then.

Because my life, my love, my lady, is the sea.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2022 08:57 PM (ZLI7S)

186 100 Cute girl butt >>> AOC's massive turd cutter
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 14, 2022 08:05 PM (JOtiF)

AOC's ass isn't that big--and neither are her tits
She is petite, however, and has a small waist so those sought-after attributes are naturally enhanced
Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2022 08:28 PM (mR6Gs)
Yeah, butt, if she lives to hit 50 she'll spread out right heavy head to toe.

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2022 08:58 PM (0OP+5)

187 Yep, Brandy.

Fine girl.
Posted by: JackStraw

Why don't you just marry, then.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

Never understood that.

Brandy is clearly an "A" but the guy admits that his lady is a mere "C"

Posted by: Miklos with alphanumerical rankings full stop at July 14, 2022 08:58 PM (02fRf)

188 The president has become the Loyd Bridges character from the movie Hot Shots.

Posted by: Ron at July 14, 2022 08:58 PM (AtKtr)

189 Gref, waving right back at ya. I'm throwin in a hug too.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2022 08:58 PM (l6ok8)

190 182 In 2022, things are different. Where the cost per kilogram to orbit was a whopping $55,000 on the Space Shuttle, pioneer private-launch company SpaceX has dropped it by a factor of 20, to about $2,700 per kilogram.

Big Govt cannot ever deliver!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 08:55 PM (ex2Cx)

Don't let Big Gov't get into the sand distribution business.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 08:59 PM (ynpvh)

191
What is the best "sea/ocean" song?

Is Brandy in the Top 10?

Would you consider "Piano Man" a sea song, on account it mentions "Davy" "who is still in the Navy?"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 14, 2022 08:59 PM (iqRBJ)

192 191
What is the best "sea/ocean" song?

Is Brandy in the Top 10?

Would you consider "Piano Man" a sea song, on account it mentions "Davy" "who is still in the Navy?"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 14, 2022 08:59 PM (iqRBJ)

Come Sail Away?
Sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:00 PM (ynpvh)

193 Gref, waving right back at ya. I'm throwin in a hug too.
Posted by: Ben Had

FUN FACT

Ben Had has won the Hug Throwing Competition at the County Fair six years running.

Posted by: Miklos, yer Fun Fact Pal at July 14, 2022 09:01 PM (02fRf)

194 Sooth just did the perfect set up and JackStraw nailed it.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2022 09:01 PM (l6ok8)

195 193 Gref, waving right back at ya. I'm throwin in a hug too.
Posted by: Ben Had

FUN FACT

Ben Had has won the Hug Throwing Competition at the County Fair six years running.

Posted by: Miklos, yer Fun Fact Pal at July 14, 2022 09:01 PM (02fRf)

Accuracy, Distance, or both?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:02 PM (ynpvh)

196 So the tranny spree shooter in Uvalde is a dreamer, and this rapist is an illegal.

Could think we are bringing all that diversity across the border isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2022 07:47 PM (ESjRY)


I read that multiple times as "...shooter in Uvalde is a drummer" and I was ready to sic the FIB on Lars Ulrich on general principles.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2022 09:02 PM (zm+d5)

197 I read somewhere years ago that Barry Manilow's hit "Mandy" was titled "Brandy" but when Looking Glass had their hit with "Brandy" he changed his song from "Brandy" to "Mandy".

He should have called it "Randy".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2022 09:03 PM (R/m4+)

198 Miklos, not true, it was the biggest bull award.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2022 09:04 PM (l6ok8)

199 How do the Methodists work? What is "theology" to them? How can a prosecutor (in our legal system, this is effectively a judge - their "recommendations" are always rubber-stamped) be ordained?

I ask this as someone who's ordained in a fake Church. Any Church that lets a State prosecutor or judge in this country be ordained is a fake Church.

Personally, I wouldn't let them through the door of a church or synagogue for fear of burning the nice floor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 09:04 PM (Zhwz2)

200 I'm so used to fires in Kali that when I saw the top picture, I was thinking, "Is that an airdrop of water on a fire and smoke from a fires?"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:04 PM (ynpvh)

201 well duh!
A father, not his 13-year-old son, drove a truck that was involved in a horror crash with a van in Texas that killed nine people, according to officials.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 09:04 PM (ex2Cx)

202 What is the best "sea/ocean" song?

Is Brandy in the Top 10?

Posted by: Soothsayer's

Sitting on the dock of the bay.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 14, 2022 09:04 PM (anmER)

203 I re-read the Talking Points Memo story - they need to retract it. Like fucking now.

Its a criminally apologetic screed for more than several federal felony crimes committed by someone the author champions while libeling Jesse Watters and Fox News as being complicit in covering up that very crime that Ms. Cabrera dismisses as being great because its somehow - unexplained - embarrassing to Pro-Lifers.

She should be immediately fired and committed to an insane asylum - should those still exist.

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2022 09:04 PM (+Cgut)

204 Accuracy, Distance, or both?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Both, with extra points for Style

Posted by: Miklos, yer Fun Fact pal at July 14, 2022 09:04 PM (02fRf)

205 Only one correction: The Holy Spirit is downstairs. Here.

Third Glorious Mystery. The descent of the Holy Spirit.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 14, 2022 09:05 PM (C1rbv)

206 What is the best "sea/ocean" song?

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Leave Her, Johnny, Leave Her by Stan Rogers

https://youtu.be/WiwJpFsicUg

Although there are quite a few by him that are fantastic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at July 14, 2022 09:05 PM (gW/qs)

207 192 191
What is the best "sea/ocean" song?

...

Come Sail Away?
Sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:00 PM (ynpvh)
----------------------
Calypso, by John Denver

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 14, 2022 09:05 PM (CAJOC)

208 160 153 "Right Wing, Conservatives left Flailing after Arrest confirms Child Rape Story!"

*

Am I missing something, or hasn't it been determined that her rape and the rapist were hidden and covered up by law enforcement and doctors for political purposes and timing, likely illegally?

I'm a tad unclear on how that's a good thing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at July 14, 2022 08:47 PM (1VaV/)


Well, part of the story is true, but the whole "had to go to the next state over / 72 hours too late" is bs and the abortionist is a liar. This is just the left trying to claim victory and change the subject.

Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at July 14, 2022 09:05 PM (Yr4Df)

209 197 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2022 09:03 PM (R/m4+)

or stanley....

I hate that my generation is not credited for being indifferent to the carnal appetites of our thespians and troubadours.

Posted by: sven at July 14, 2022 09:05 PM (Lzpvj)

210 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ca5QoXSe18

Otis.

Posted by: Infidel at July 14, 2022 09:05 PM (mn1Pi)

211 202 What is the best "sea/ocean" song?

Is Brandy in the Top 10?

Posted by: Soothsayer's

Sitting on the dock of the bay.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 14, 2022 09:04 PM (anmER)

"Sea of Love"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:06 PM (ynpvh)

212 not true, it was the biggest bull award.
Posted by: Ben Had

Better than chasing a greased hug

Posted by: Miklos, yer Fun Fact pal, corrected at July 14, 2022 09:06 PM (02fRf)

213 Darryl Hall and Kenny Rogers

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2022 09:07 PM (0OP+5)

214 "What is the best "sea/ocean" song?"

Way down
Below the ocean

Posted by: Donovan at July 14, 2022 09:07 PM (sn5EN)

215 The research, published in The Lancet journal, found that drinking even a small shot glass of beer a day could be damaging to men under the age of 40.

Similarly, a safe daily limit of alcohol for women under the age of 39 is equivalent to two tablespoons’ worth of wine or 100ml of beer.

Now do seed oil!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 09:07 PM (ex2Cx)

216 What is the best "sea/ocean" song?


Sink the Bismarck

Posted by: Miklos, because based on a True Story at July 14, 2022 09:08 PM (02fRf)

217 202 What is the best "sea/ocean" song?

Is Brandy in the Top 10?

Posted by: Soothsayer's

Sitting on the dock of the bay.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 14, 2022 09:04 PM (anmER)

Cool CHange

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 09:08 PM (ex2Cx)

218 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ca5QoXSe18

Otis.
Posted by: Infidel

Exactly!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 14, 2022 09:08 PM (anmER)

219 215 The research, published in The Lancet journal, found that drinking even a small shot glass of beer a day could be damaging to men under the age of 40.

Similarly, a safe daily limit of alcohol for women under the age of 39 is equivalent to two tablespoons’ worth of wine or 100ml of beer.

Now do seed oil!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 09:07 PM (ex2Cx)

It's no longer rape seed oil. It's canola oil now.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:09 PM (ynpvh)

220 218 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ca5QoXSe18

Otis.
Posted by: Infidel

Exactly!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 14, 2022 09:08 PM (anmER)

I guess anything by Billy Ocean? /s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:10 PM (ynpvh)

221
We All Live In A Yellow Submarine?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 14, 2022 09:10 PM (iqRBJ)

222 Darryl Hall and Kenny Rogers
Posted by: Eromero

Dwight Yoakum and Buck Owens>>>Darryl Hall and Kenny Rogers

Posted by: Miklos, On the Streets of Bakersfield at July 14, 2022 09:10 PM (02fRf)

223 It's canola oil now.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:09 PM (ynpvh)

Canada See Oil

it will keel you!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 09:10 PM (ex2Cx)

224 The Lancet-Kiss my ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2022 09:10 PM (l6ok8)

225 Farewell and adieu to you Spanish ladies


Southern Cross is a good song even if I can't stand CS & N.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2022 09:11 PM (ZLI7S)

226 193 Gref, waving right back at ya. I'm throwin in a hug too.
Posted by: Ben Had

FUN FACT

Ben Had has won the Hug Throwing Competition at the County Fair six years running.

Posted by: Miklos, yer Fun Fact Pal at July 14, 2022 09:01 PM (02fRf)



They ended the competition and the trophy was permanently awarded to Ben Had. No one could compete with Ben Had!

Posted by: Gref at July 14, 2022 09:11 PM (AMIL/)

227
Southern Cross.

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2022 09:11 PM (0OP+5)

228 What is the best "sea/ocean" song?

Horse With No Name.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 14, 2022 09:11 PM (6jpby)

229 Otis.
Posted by: Infidel


He loves us!

Posted by: My Delta name is Miklos (tri-Delt is Tiffani) at July 14, 2022 09:11 PM (02fRf)

230 224 The Lancet-Kiss my ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2022 09:10 PM (l6ok

A Lancet-Kill sounds painful.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:11 PM (ynpvh)

231 how about "Ride Captain Ride"?

Posted by: jollyr at July 14, 2022 09:11 PM (Jw3qd)

232 228 What is the best "sea/ocean" song?

Horse With No Name.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 14, 2022 09:11 PM (6jpby)

AND a desert song.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:12 PM (ynpvh)

233 Kelly Anne Conway is an odd duck, she looks older and younger every time you see her.

Still, a very pretty women with a horrible husband.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 14, 2022 09:12 PM (YhUtC)

234 > What is the best "sea/ocean" song?

Baby Shark?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 14, 2022 09:12 PM (BFigT)

235 Switzerland does not want you.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 14, 2022 09:12 PM (C1rbv)

236 Throw out your bread.

Your seed oil.

Your rice.

You will live longer!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 09:12 PM (ex2Cx)

237 Southern Cross is a good song even if I can't stand CS & N.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2022 09:11 PM (ZLI7S)

Concur.

C S & N are dirty commie hippies but it is a great song.

Y too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2022 09:12 PM (R/m4+)

238
It's a total cheese dick thing, but I always liked "Southern Cross."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 09:13 PM (Zhwz2)

239 222 Darryl Hall and Kenny Rogers
Posted by: Eromero

Dwight Yoakum and Buck Owens>>>Darryl Hall and Kenny Rogers
Posted by: Miklos, On the Streets of Bakersfield at July 14, 2022 09:10 PM (02fRf)
Introduced Looking Glass, Senoor Miklos.

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2022 09:13 PM (0OP+5)

240
The song, "1985," which mocks 1985, is now older than the year it was mocking.

"1985" came out in 2003. If you don't remember it, it went:

...Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 14, 2022 09:13 PM (iqRBJ)

241 Leave Her, Johnny, Leave Her by Stan Rogers
-----------
Leave Her, Johnny is by that prolific composer "Anonymous", but Stan does a fine cover.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 14, 2022 09:13 PM (aaGzp)

242 236 Throw out your bread.

Your seed oil.

Your rice.

You will live longer!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 09:12 PM (ex2Cx)
Whole Wheat bread
Olive oil
Brown rice

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:13 PM (ynpvh)

243
What is the best "sea/ocean" song?

Rocky Mountain High

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 14, 2022 09:14 PM (8GBH4)

244 228 Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 14, 2022 09:11 PM (6jpby)

https://youtu.be/C1dJxH0zLWY

:With Catlike Tread

Posted by: sven at July 14, 2022 09:14 PM (Lzpvj)

245 202 What is the best "sea/ocean" song?

Is Brandy in the Top 10?

Posted by: Soothsayer's



"I'm Your Captain" followed by "Sloop John B" for me

Posted by: Gref at July 14, 2022 09:14 PM (AMIL/)

246 A great sea song.
Fiddler's Green
Link goes to YouTube

Fiddler's Green

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 14, 2022 09:14 PM (jTmQV)

247 Dwight Yoakum and Buck Owens>>>Darryl Hall and Kenny Rogers
Posted by: Miklos, On the Streets of Bakersfield at July 14, 2022 09:10 PM (02fRf)

Bakersfield!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 09:14 PM (ex2Cx)

248
That's Daryl Hall with Kenny Rogers??

No way!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 14, 2022 09:14 PM (iqRBJ)

249 Stan Roger's "Last of Barrett's Privateers" is really good, too, but the language is very much not for tender ears. Lots of GDs.

Great song, though, and IIRC he wrote it as a traditional sea shanty so that he could have one to sing where he was the only one who knew the lead.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at July 14, 2022 09:14 PM (c+AjV)

250 Do I have mention Roger Whittaker?

The Last Farewell

YOU PEOPLE made me do that.

Posted by: Unapologetic Miklos at July 14, 2022 09:14 PM (02fRf)

251
Baby Shark?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 14, 2022 09:12 PM (BFigT)

LOL. Fuck you.

I hate that shit so much. But, then... my toddler claps her little hands and shouts "Daddy, sharks!" And I put it on anyway

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 09:15 PM (Zhwz2)

252 235 Switzerland does not want you.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 14, 2022 09:12 PM (C1rbv)
But Indiana does.

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2022 09:15 PM (0OP+5)

253 Dwight Yoakum and Buck Owens>>>Darryl Hall and Kenny Rogers
Posted by: Miklos, On the Streets of Bakersfield at July 14, 2022 09:10 PM (02fRf)

Did they do Ruby! or Loose Wheel?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 09:15 PM (ex2Cx)

254 What is the best "sea/ocean" song?


Sail Away, by Enya.

*and fuck American Airlines for playing Enya shit while boarding*

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at July 14, 2022 09:15 PM (MrZQl)

255
Daryl Hall is apparently one of those people I cannot recognize without their Other Half (john oats).

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 14, 2022 09:15 PM (iqRBJ)

256 Oops forgot the link

https://tinyurl.com/yduhu6bp

Wrap me up in me oilskins and jumpers../.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 14, 2022 09:15 PM (jTmQV)

257 251
Baby Shark?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 14, 2022 09:12 PM (BFigT)
LOL. Fuck you.
I hate that shit so much. But, then... my toddler claps her little hands and shouts "Daddy, sharks!" And I put it on anyway
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 09:15 PM (Zhwz2)

I was blissfully unaware of it until a Dad at work introduced it to me...
Makes you want to order some shark fin soup...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:16 PM (ynpvh)

258 Bob Marley - Redemption Song

Sea-ish.

But Marley so that works.

https://tinyurl.com/43697efx

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2022 09:16 PM (ZLI7S)

259 Introduced Looking Glass, Senoor Miklos.
Posted by: Eromero

No entiendo

Posted by: Mikloso el Estupido at July 14, 2022 09:16 PM (02fRf)

260
Didn't that canadian pain in the ass, Ann Murray, sing about a lighthouse?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 14, 2022 09:17 PM (iqRBJ)

261 https://youtu.be/C1dJxH0zLWY

:With Catlike Tread
Posted by: sven at July 14, 2022 09:14 PM (Lzpvj)

Gotta admit, that was new to me.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 14, 2022 09:17 PM (6jpby)

262 257 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:16 PM (ynpvh)

Now imagine Debbie Wasserman-Schultz doing the dancing across the sand bit in the video...

Posted by: sven at July 14, 2022 09:17 PM (Lzpvj)

263 What is the best "sea/ocean" song?


Barnacle Bill The Sailor

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2022 09:17 PM (anj39)

264 Blind Faith's Sea of Joy... Hendrix's Drifting...

Posted by: davidt at July 14, 2022 09:17 PM (oTZbj)

265 :With Catlike Tread
Posted by: sven at July 14, 2022 09:14 PM (Lzpvj)
---------
Pour, O Pour the Pirate Sherry

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 14, 2022 09:18 PM (aaGzp)

266 Whole Wheat bread
Olive oil
Brown rice
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

You pay for that stuff?

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at July 14, 2022 09:18 PM (02fRf)

267 YD, Thanks for the Vanessa tale.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2022 09:18 PM (l6ok8)

268 261 Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 14, 2022 09:17 PM (6jpby)

Gilbert and Sullivan....

Pirates of Penzance was essentially a fuck you to the US troupes using their stuff illegally....

Penzance was a resort town so it is best understood as "professional thieves of malibu"

Posted by: sven at July 14, 2022 09:18 PM (Lzpvj)

269 Best C songs

"Imagine"
"Let It Be"
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

ill stop!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 09:19 PM (ex2Cx)

270 Leave Her, Johnny is by that prolific composer "Anonymous", but Stan does a fine cover.
**

Yeah, I was sort of meaning the best singing of a sea song, but I wasn't as clear as I should've been.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at July 14, 2022 09:19 PM (gW/qs)

271 262 257 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:16 PM (ynpvh)

Now imagine Debbie Wasserman-Schultz doing the dancing across the sand bit in the video...

Posted by: sven at July 14, 2022 09:17 PM (Lzpvj)

I'd have to rewatch the video...don't want to, and you can't make me...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:19 PM (ynpvh)

272 266 Whole Wheat bread
Olive oil
Brown rice
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

You pay for that stuff?
Posted by: Euell Gibbons at July 14, 2022 09:18 PM (02fRf)

I buy in bulk, except for the bread, which I don't eat that often.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:20 PM (ynpvh)

273 Judah Ben Hur

"No water for him!"

"Hate keeps a man alive 41."

But Who gives him water? And does the Soldier stop Him?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 14, 2022 09:20 PM (C1rbv)

274 Greatest "sea" song?

The Navy Hymn. In a Chapel, aboard a Navy Base. They sing it there like it really means something to them, because, it does. Bigly.

*mic drop*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 14, 2022 09:21 PM (tkOps)

275 Sea song? Sitting On the Dock of the Bay

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at July 14, 2022 09:21 PM (eGTCV)

276 Portland leftist radio with soy face indicted on five felony counts of sex crimes.

https://bit.ly/3uP3Tx0

Posted by: bonhomme at July 14, 2022 09:21 PM (i0wNm)

277 The lack of love here is disappointing.

Posted by: Baby Shark at July 14, 2022 09:21 PM (Xrfse)

278 I think that maybe those aren't whales, but whale sharks.
But, I'm not a marine biologist.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 14, 2022 09:22 PM (jTmQV)

279 Or, "Sail on, Sailor"?

Posted by: jollyr at July 14, 2022 09:22 PM (Jw3qd)

280 The lack of love here is disappointing.
Posted by: Baby Shark

watch it, bub

Posted by: They call him Flipper at July 14, 2022 09:22 PM (02fRf)

281 Come Sail Away - Styx

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2022 09:22 PM (ZLI7S)

282 The lack of love here is disappointing.
Posted by: Baby Shark at July 14, 2022 09:21 PM (Xrfse)
-----------
"Baby Prehistoric Death Machine" would be more accurate but less punchy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 14, 2022 09:22 PM (aaGzp)

283 Posted by: sven at July 14, 2022 09:18 PM (Lzpvj)

I learn interesting things here every day.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 14, 2022 09:23 PM (6jpby)

284 I think that maybe those aren't whales, but whale sharks.
But, I'm not a marine biologist.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 14, 2022 09:22 PM (jTmQV)
-----------
The sea was angry that day, my friends...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 14, 2022 09:23 PM (aaGzp)

285 281 Come Sail Away - Styx

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2022 09:22 PM (ZLI7S)

Mentioned it already.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:23 PM (ynpvh)

286 Posted by: Jim at July 14, 2022 09:21 PM (tkOps)
___

I thought "In The Navy" was its battle hymn, sung by the the US Navy Fabulous Seamen.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 14, 2022 09:23 PM (c/IRE)

287 AlaBAMA: Shit can't get worse with the tranny kid grooming, right?

Life: Heh.

AlaBAMA: What?

Life: The CDC is promoting a secret transgender chat room for kids to privately discuss becoming a tranny, sex, the occult and Star Wars.

AlaBAMA: Hopefully not Phantom Menace.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2022 09:24 PM (mE7cY)

288 283 Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 14, 2022 09:23 PM (6jpby)

Given the breadth and scope of the knowledge base of the horde we all do....

it is why we stay I think.

Posted by: sven at July 14, 2022 09:24 PM (Lzpvj)

289
YD, Thanks for the Vanessa tale.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2022 09:18 PM (l6ok

Her mama loves Bette Midler, and I indulge that. Her sister loves Shakira, and I live with it.

Becoming a dad means letting them do these things to your ears because they don't complain (too much) about your Pantera and Geto Boys.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 09:24 PM (Zhwz2)

290 269 Best C songs

"Imagine"
"Let It Be"
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

ill stop!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 09:19 PM (ex2Cx)
Do you remember their first video Wham had? With the dancers wearing shirts that read 'Choose Life'?

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2022 09:24 PM (0OP+5)

291 We come on the sloop John B. My grandpappy shark and me.

Posted by: Baby Shark at July 14, 2022 09:25 PM (Xrfse)

292 >>I think that maybe those aren't whales, but whale sharks.
But, I'm not a marine biologist.

Well you are correct even if your aren't a marine biologist.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2022 09:25 PM (ZLI7S)

293 287 AlaBAMA: Shit can't get worse with the tranny kid grooming, right?
Life: Heh.
AlaBAMA: What?
Life: The CDC is promoting a secret transgender chat room for kids to privately discuss becoming a tranny, sex, the occult and Star Wars.
AlaBAMA: Hopefully not Phantom Menace.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2022 09:24 PM (mE7cY)

Never, EVER, ask how bad can it get. It can always get worse, far worse than you can ever imagine.
Now go have some fun!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:25 PM (ynpvh)

294 Actually, I had a girlfriend who called me "Flipper".

Was never sure why

Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like a Frenchman on Bastille Day at July 14, 2022 09:25 PM (02fRf)

295 Jaws came and he ate up all of our corn.

Posted by: Baby Shark at July 14, 2022 09:25 PM (Xrfse)

296 >>> 251
Baby Shark?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 14, 2022 09:12 PM (BFigT)

LOL. Fuck you.

I hate that shit so much. But, then... my toddler claps her little hands and shouts "Daddy, sharks!" And I put it on anyway
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 09:15 PM (Zhwz2)

That's adorable.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2022 09:25 PM (llON8)

297
Blind Faith's Sea of Joy... Hendrix's Drifting...
Posted by: davidt


I just looked it up and listened.
Very nice tune.

https://youtu.be/z7DVYnaH_oY

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 14, 2022 09:25 PM (iqRBJ)

298 290 Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2022 09:24 PM (0OP+5)

All the more ironic given Geo Michaels was at minimal risk of ectopic pregnancy generation in anyone not named "Elton John's Orifice."

Posted by: sven at July 14, 2022 09:26 PM (Lzpvj)

299 292 >>I think that maybe those aren't whales, but whale sharks.
But, I'm not a marine biologist.

Well you are correct even if your aren't a marine biologist.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2022 09:25 PM (ZLI7S)

Well, that's because a marine biologist could tell us if they're male or female.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:26 PM (ynpvh)

300

I thought "In The Navy" was its battle hymn, sung by the the US Navy Fabulous Seamen.
Posted by: SMH

and Army wins the internet tonight.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at July 14, 2022 09:26 PM (MrZQl)

301 Come Sail Away - Styx

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2022 09:22 PM (ZLI7S)

Mentioned it already.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:23 PM

Thought that was a song about alien abduction, so space song.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 14, 2022 09:26 PM (6jpby)

302 294 Actually, I had a girlfriend who called me "Flipper".

Was never sure why

Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like a Frenchman on Bastille Day at July 14, 2022 09:25 PM (02fRf)

Wasn't Admiral Nelson's nickname along those lines?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:27 PM (ynpvh)

303 I thought "In The Navy" was its battle hymn, sung by the the US Navy Fabulous Seamen.
Posted by: SMH

You are welcome ANYTIME

Posted by: captain and "crew" of the USS Harvey Milk at July 14, 2022 09:27 PM (02fRf)

304 Sailing, sailing over the salty bounding main

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2022 09:27 PM (l6ok8)

305 301 Come Sail Away - Styx

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2022 09:22 PM (ZLI7S)

Mentioned it already.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:23 PM

Thought that was a song about alien abduction, so space song.
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 14, 2022 09:26 PM (6jpby)

Both. But as far as I know, no anal probing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:27 PM (ynpvh)

306 Sea song? Sitting On the Dock of the Bay
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at July 14, 2022 09:21 PM (eGTCV)

That is, no joke, one of the greatest songs since Tchaikovsky was the hot new shit. Otis was the man. Sad Song, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 09:28 PM (Zhwz2)

307 300 Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at July 14, 2022 09:26 PM (MrZQl)

I break out in "In the Army" every once in a bit at the office I work at on post.

In the Army, go to places in great need....

In the Army, your groin will be kneed

In the Army, In the Army.....

You can go where you're told, march where they please, crying and dying to keep people free.....

and you and you and you and you and you

Posted by: sven at July 14, 2022 09:28 PM (Lzpvj)

308 I hate that shit so much. But, then... my toddler claps her little hands and shouts "Daddy, sharks!" And I put it on anyway
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

*

Toddler age? Go find the Wonder Pets series if you haven't, and enjoy every minute of this fastest passing of time you'll ever experience.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - witness the Amber Heard presidency at July 14, 2022 09:28 PM (Ih7Uf)

309 Brown rice doesn't store as long as white rice. You need to think long term storage for awhile.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 14, 2022 09:28 PM (5HBd1)

310 I think jimmy buffet and christopher cross were the sailing song people, and that one newish country singer.

Son of the Son of a Sailor is pretty good.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 14, 2022 09:28 PM (8GBH4)

311 Bloomberg: DOJ Poised to Rebuff Google Concessions, Clearing the Way for Antitrust Suit

https://tinyurl.com/bdh32hmz

Or the entire Google management team could just be put in the DC Jail for 20 years and we could skip the whole anti trust business.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 14, 2022 09:28 PM (HDUIL)

312 Come on people...

Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 14, 2022 09:28 PM (BFigT)

313 306 Sea song? Sitting On the Dock of the Bay
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at July 14, 2022 09:21 PM (eGTCV)

That is, no joke, one of the greatest songs since Tchaikovsky was the hot new shit. Otis was the man. Sad Song, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 09:28 PM (Zhwz2

Definitely. Top ten all time greats.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2022 09:28 PM (mE7cY)

314 where the hell did salty come from? that ain't in the lyrics.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2022 09:29 PM (l6ok8)

315 By the way, for Talking Points Mem's volition:

Article 18 US Code sec 373 makes it a fucking ass felony to advocate or promote the commission of another felony, to suggest or encourage anyone so inclined in the commission of such. And aborting a child as a result of felony child molestation in an attempt to cover that crime is a felony itself - suggesting that other do it - also a felony under Article 18.

Cabrera's article comes about as dangerously close to that thin line as you can get...Watters and his producers should demand a retraction.

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2022 09:29 PM (+Cgut)

316 Brown rice doesn't store as long as white rice. You need to think long term storage for awhile.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

>>>YES<<<

Posted by: Yucca Flats at July 14, 2022 09:30 PM (02fRf)

317 Posted by: sven

that's freakin' AWESOME!

totes stolen.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at July 14, 2022 09:30 PM (MrZQl)

318 Go find the Wonder Pets series
----
Will do

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 09:30 PM (Zhwz2)

319 Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Michael, row the boat ashore

Posted by: Miklos learned as a child at July 14, 2022 09:31 PM (02fRf)

320 309 Brown rice doesn't store as long as white rice. You need to think long term storage for awhile.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 14, 2022 09:28 PM (5HBd1)

Refrigeration helps, while it lasts.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:31 PM (ynpvh)

321 On the pontoon....

I hate that song.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2022 09:31 PM (mE7cY)

322 317 Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at July 14, 2022 09:30 PM (MrZQl)

Contrary to my image online, I am rather fun at gatherings.

Posted by: sven at July 14, 2022 09:31 PM (Lzpvj)

323 If we are going international

Cool Change - Little River Band

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2022 09:32 PM (ZLI7S)

324 77
It used to be that immigrants to the US had to show they would not be a burden on the state.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2022 08:20 PM (/Kj7u)
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or/and have a sponsor in the USA who would be on the hook for you if you became destitute. This was the case at least to he early Bush II years. When Clinton was pres. it was tough to get a tourist visa if they thought you might just stay. I have a couple of personal stories about that for another time perhaps.

Posted by: Ciampino - time for dinner soon at July 14, 2022 09:32 PM (qfLjt)

325 Switzerland I can see, but you would think Mexico would take any one with enough cash in the bank.

Apparently, you might have to part with some of that cash as a bribe.

My brother moved to San Felipe and got permanent residency. He refused to bribe the phone company so it to a year to get a phone.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 14, 2022 09:32 PM (C1rbv)

326 311 Bloomberg: DOJ Poised to Rebuff Google Concessions, Clearing the Way for Antitrust Suit

https://tinyurl.com/bdh32hmz

Or the entire Google management team could just be put in the DC Jail for 20 years and we could skip the whole anti trust business.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 14, 2022 09:28 PM (HDUIL)


A cynical person would say this is really a deal between Google and DoJ. Google agrees to pay a $50 B fine and make a few minor changes to operations. DoJ distributes $45 B to Junta-designated Prog organizations, after 10 percent goes to the Big Guy.

Posted by: Gref at July 14, 2022 09:33 PM (AMIL/)

327 319 Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Michael, row the boat ashore

Posted by: Miklos learned as a child at July 14, 2022 09:31 PM (02fRf)

I think it was the comedy Wings, where the Tony Shaloub character sang it as, "My Goat Knows the bowling score, hallelujah!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:33 PM (ynpvh)

328 The Popeye the Sailor Man Theme.

Posted by: davidt at July 14, 2022 09:33 PM (oTZbj)

329 Into the Mystic is one of my favorite songs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2022 09:33 PM (mE7cY)

330 PS rape in Ohio allows abortions.

Does insurance cover abortions in Ohio?
Yes, insurance covers abortion in Ohio but only in cases of life endangerment, rape, or incest.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 09:34 PM (ex2Cx)

331 Brown rice doesn't store as long as white rice. You need to think long term storage for awhile.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 14, 2022 09:28 PM (5HBd1)

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So white rice is inherently superior?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2022 09:35 PM (XG2Fi)

332 So white rice is inherently superior?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2022 09:35 PM (XG2Fi)
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It has next to no B vitamins. They're almost all in the husk.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 14, 2022 09:35 PM (aaGzp)

333 A cynical person would say this is really a deal between Google and DoJ. Google agrees to pay a $50 B fine and make a few minor changes to operations. DoJ distributes $45 B to Junta-designated Prog organizations, after 10 percent goes to the Big Guy.
Posted by: Gref

d'accord

Posted by: Mikleuse knows this sue-and-settle-and-HERE'S THE MONEY deal at July 14, 2022 09:35 PM (02fRf)

334 I like "Sitting on the dock of the Bay." Song by Otis Redding.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 14, 2022 09:36 PM (J00IM)

335 ho lee fook

Typically, the casket industry remains pretty stable, and an unusually big casket order usually indicates a traumatic event, but recent sales indicate that this has changed. “Not only are all sales up, but in the past, for every five full-sized caskets we sold, we sold one youth size. Now, for every five, it’s two youth sized.”

According to Haddock, he and his colleagues in the industry thought t

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 09:37 PM (ex2Cx)

336 It has next to no B vitamins. They're almost all in the husk.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Like Lauren Bacall and that husky voice.

Posted by: Mikleuse knows how to whistle at July 14, 2022 09:37 PM (02fRf)

337 >>Into the Mystic is one of my favorite songs.

Great song.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2022 09:37 PM (ZLI7S)

338 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oH6mw2Rc3DQ

I have dive video from Cozumel with this set as the music.Far and away my favorite.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 14, 2022 09:37 PM (CaOpR)

339 324 77
It used to be that immigrants to the US had to show they would not be a burden on the state.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2022 08:20 PM (/Kj7u)
----
or/and have a sponsor in the USA who would be on the hook for you if you became destitute. This was the case at least to he early Bush II years. When Clinton was pres. it was tough to get a tourist visa if they thought you might just stay. I have a couple of personal stories about that for another time perhaps.
Posted by: Ciampino - time for dinner soon at July 14, 2022 09:32 PM (qfLjt)
Everybody who crosses illegally automatically becomes an indentured servant for 12 years.

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2022 09:37 PM (0OP+5)

340 334 Posted by: Nightwatch at July 14, 2022 09:36 PM (J00IM)

Under the Boardwalk...

https://youtu.be/en9ZWmt5UxI

Posted by: sven at July 14, 2022 09:38 PM (Lzpvj)

341 But I have read that the husk contains phytic acid, which is the same thing that can cause problems with eating wheat. I used to always eat brown rice. But I have white rice for storage now too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 14, 2022 09:38 PM (5HBd1)

342 According to the intelligence report, Iran has identified former President Donald Trump, former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, and other officials as ‘priority targets’ for their role in overseeing the January 2020 US drone strike that killed Soleimani as he visited Iraq. Iran has long openly made bombastic threats to take revenge for Soleimani’s death, but the new report offers further confirmation that US officials are taking the threats seriously,”

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 09:38 PM (ex2Cx)

343 Late to the party....don't know if this one's been mentioned.

Best ocean/sailing song, imo:

youtu.be/kGbBkq1Mfek

Gamma. Voyager

Posted by: JQ at July 14, 2022 09:39 PM (dpnJh)

344 Like Lauren Bacall and that husky voice.
Posted by: Mikleuse knows how to whistle at July 14, 2022 09:37 PM (02fRf)

Oh, yes.

The only thing better than listening to her talk is staring at her while listening to her talk.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 14, 2022 09:40 PM (6jpby)

345 332 So white rice is inherently superior?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2022 09:35 PM (XG2Fi)
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It has next to no B vitamins. They're almost all in the husk.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 14, 2022 09:35 PM (aaGzp)

Something the well-to-do Japanese found out in the 19th Century. It even affected their naval forces.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:40 PM (ynpvh)

346 Under the Boardwalk...

https://youtu.be/en9ZWmt5UxI
Posted by: sven

I saw the Drifters many times as a kid.

Was never invited to join the group.

I think some version is still around.

Posted by: Mikleuse knows how to Shag, if absolutely required at July 14, 2022 09:40 PM (02fRf)

347
I think I could really like Blind Faith...

https://youtu.be/oBoYPNhSQO0


(I hear, like, 5 other songs in every one of their songs, it seems.)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 14, 2022 09:41 PM (iqRBJ)

348 My former customer is Switzerland is Dutch. It took him years to get his Swiss citizenship and he is married to a Swiss woman.

It's extremely difficult to get Swiss citizenship.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2022 08:15 PM (ZLI7S)

It was hardly an inconvenience. Easy, actually

Posted by: George Clooney at July 14, 2022 09:41 PM (MFphb)

349 342 According to the intelligence report, Iran has identified former President Donald Trump, former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, and other officials as ‘priority targets’ for their role in overseeing the January 2020 US drone strike that killed Soleimani as he visited Iraq. Iran has long openly made bombastic threats to take revenge for Soleimani’s death, but the new report offers further confirmation that US officials are taking the threats seriously,”
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 09:38 PM (ex2Cx)
cough cough deepstate op cough cough

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2022 09:41 PM (0OP+5)

350 Durian fruit is horrible. A coworker brought back some durian fruit candy from Singapore one time and in a management meeting was handing it out. Nobody wanted to try it so I took one and started eating. It was absolutely disgusting, it was all I could do to keep from wretching on the table, but I just sat there chewing away saying "it's not that bad, just a little weird." So the plant financial controller took a piece and started eating it. It was so funny watching her take it, start chewing and then realize she was eating the equivalent of shit.

The aftertaste was even worse and it gives you the burps so you get a nice hour or two of seconds.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 14, 2022 09:41 PM (cMXNt)

351 Switzerland also requires you to own an automatic rifle and enough ammo to keep that rifle happy, if you're an adult male.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 14, 2022 09:41 PM (pV4LT)

352 >>I have dive video from Cozumel with this set as the music.Far and away my favorite.

Classic.

The original.

https://tinyurl.com/msmk97tb

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2022 09:42 PM (ZLI7S)

353 207 192 191
What is the best "sea/ocean" song?
...
Come Sail Away?
Sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:00 PM (ynpvh)
----------------------
Calypso, by John Denver

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 14, 2022 09:05 PM (CAJOC)
----
I am Sailing -- Rod Stewart.
Boat On The River -- Styx

Posted by: Ciampino - I like Styx at July 14, 2022 09:42 PM (qfLjt)

354 Iran has long openly made bombastic threats to take revenge for Soleimani’s death, but the new report offers further confirmation that US officials are taking the threats seriously,”
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 09:38 PM (ex2Cx)

----------

Trump is like a Russian Tsar being protected by Bolsheviks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2022 09:42 PM (XG2Fi)

355
Well, I guess when you put Clapton and Winwood together, you'll hear all their music combined.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 14, 2022 09:42 PM (iqRBJ)

356
How many bands was Clapton in?

And Winwood?

Weren't they in TRAFFIC?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 14, 2022 09:43 PM (iqRBJ)

357 354 Iran has long openly made bombastic threats to take revenge for Soleimani’s death, but the new report offers further confirmation that US officials are taking the threats seriously,”
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 09:38 PM (ex2Cx)
---------
Trump is like a Russian Tsar being protected by Bolsheviks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2022 09:42 PM (XG2Fi)

I seem to recall that ended badly for Nicolas II and his family...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:43 PM (ynpvh)

358 Switzerland also requires you to own an automatic rifle and enough ammo to keep that rifle happy, if you're an adult male.
Posted by: Sharkman

And no funny uniforms.

Posted by: The Vatican Swiss Guard at July 14, 2022 09:44 PM (02fRf)

359 Typically, the casket industry remains pretty stable, and an unusually big casket order usually indicates a traumatic event, but recent sales indicate that this has changed. “Not only are all sales up, but in the past, for every five full-sized caskets we sold, we sold one youth size. Now, for every five, it’s two youth sized.”

According to Haddock, he and his colleagues in the industry thought t
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 09:37 PM (ex2Cx)

Got a link for that little bombshell?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 14, 2022 09:44 PM (MFphb)

360 "it's not that bad, just a little weird." So the plant financial controller took a piece and started eating it. It was so funny watching her take it, start chewing and then realize she was eating the equivalent of shit.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Well done!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 14, 2022 09:44 PM (/pVn2)

361 It used to be that immigrants to the US had to show they would not be a burden on the state.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2022 08:20 PM (/Kj7u)


It was in the Standardized Regs and part of the process for an immigrant visa. You had to prove that your sponsor in the US had sufficient funds for themselves and you.

I had a case in Greece in which the sponsors were on welfare and were trying to argue that the relative seeking a visa needed to come support them. I refused the visa and heard from their immigration attorney and a congressman. I asked the congressmen if he voted on the law (I looked it up, he had voted yay) and said that if he wanted to be the sponsor for the individual he would have to fill out the paperwork, or risk his constituency finding out he was allowing immigrants to enter the US and go on welfare. He hung up and didn't bother me again. Neither did the lawyer. The guy didn't go.

Naturally, this was 30 plus years ago. A congressman would laugh at me if I broached that subject now.

Posted by: Moki at July 14, 2022 09:44 PM (JrN/x)

362 Immigrant Song (with the kittens).

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2022 09:45 PM (0OP+5)

363 357 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:43 PM (ynpvh)

ended pretty badly for the bolshies as well comrade...

//Uncle Joe

Posted by: sven at July 14, 2022 09:45 PM (Lzpvj)

364 351 Switzerland also requires you to own an automatic rifle and enough ammo to keep that rifle happy, if you're an adult male.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 14, 2022 09:41 PM (pV4LT)
----
So they are misogynists and also assume your gender?
/s

Posted by: Ciampino - That ammo gets old at July 14, 2022 09:45 PM (qfLjt)

365 Iron Maiden - rhyme of the ancient mariner, an adaptation of Colridge

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 14, 2022 09:46 PM (WF/xn)

366 but the new report offers further confirmation that US officials are taking the threats seriously,”
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2022 09:38 PM (ex2Cx)

Okay - this is interesting. Did or does the Biden Admin have ongoing communications or "dialogue" with the current Iranian Government in which such a sentiment was and/or is known by the current US Government. Because any subsequent communication between the State Dept and the DOJ becomes problematic...QED.

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2022 09:46 PM (+Cgut)

367 What is the best "sea/ocean" song?

Jolly Mon Sings by Jimmy Buffett

Posted by: Moki at July 14, 2022 09:46 PM (JrN/x)

368
There is a scene in that movie about the hostile takeover of the cigarette maker, Phillips? Whatever. Barbarians At The Gate?

Anyway, Rockford is in it.

The scene is about the company big shots trying their new cigarette. It's terrible. Hilarious.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 14, 2022 09:47 PM (iqRBJ)

369 Biden probably arranged to fund an Iranian plot to assassinate Trump.

"And take out Kavanaugh while you're at it."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2022 09:48 PM (XG2Fi)

370 >>How many bands was Clapton in?

>>And Winwood?

>>Weren't they in TRAFFIC?

Winwood was. Clapton wasn't.

Not really a band but still pretty damn good.

https://tinyurl.com/2zfukeau

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2022 09:48 PM (ZLI7S)

371 What is the best "sea/ocean" song?
---

"One of Our Submarines Is Missing" by Thomas Dolby.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 14, 2022 09:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

372 We HAVE immigration policies and PROCEDURES in place to formant/process people from around the world to become citizens of the United States of America.

The LEFT currently strives to destroy that.

The LEFT currently strives to destroy the Republic.

If you still vote Democrate at this juncture come 2022

Slap a "COMMIE, PINKO, FAGGOT bumper sticker on your PRIUS.....effin losers.

My Gay son approves...

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 14, 2022 09:49 PM (J00IM)

373 You long to hear Bacall's sultry voice...

You'd settle for AOC's ditzy uptalk....

You'll get nasal Fran Drescher.

Posted by: Dr' Shemp, Professor of Voice at July 14, 2022 09:49 PM (PIlQh)

374 Buffet is a liberal nut, but he does have some good sailing songs; Son of a son of a sailor

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 14, 2022 09:49 PM (WF/xn)

375 365 Iron Maiden - rhyme of the ancient mariner, an adaptation of Colridge

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 14, 2022 09:46 PM (WF/xn)

Water, water, every where,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, every where,
Nor any drop to drink.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:49 PM (ynpvh)

376
Here's Jim Rockford finding out his company's new cigarette is crap:

https://youtu.be/C4EGXSuFuIw?t=50

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 14, 2022 09:49 PM (iqRBJ)

377 Child caskets:

https://tinyurl.com/3p53xmpc

Posted by: Emmie at July 14, 2022 09:49 PM (6RgRK)

378 374 Buffet is a liberal nut, but he does have some good sailing songs; Son of a son of a sailor
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 14, 2022 09:49 PM (WF/xn)

---------

Warren?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2022 09:50 PM (XG2Fi)

379 373 You long to hear Bacall's sultry voice...

You'd settle for AOC's ditzy uptalk....

You'll get nasal Fran Drescher.
You'll get Triggly Puff.

Posted by: Dr' Shemp, Professor of Voice at July 14, 2022 09:49 PM (PIlQh)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:51 PM (ynpvh)

380 Who rape who, who rape you, blah da da Dada who raped you...

Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 14, 2022 09:51 PM (PnErB)

381 356
How many bands was Clapton in?

And Winwood?

Weren't they in TRAFFIC?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 14, 2022 09:43 PM (iqRBJ)
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Clapton was in Cream and Yardbirds plus a few more -- Wikipedia is your friend.

Posted by: Ciampino - Layla was about Boyd at July 14, 2022 09:51 PM (qfLjt)

382
"Tastes like shit and smells like a fart. Got ourselves a real winner, there."

https://youtu.be/C4EGXSuFuIw?t=80

"Well, how do we get it shitless?!?!"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 14, 2022 09:52 PM (iqRBJ)

383 Golden Buffet > Jimmy Buffet > Warren Buffet

Posted by: Ana Navarro at July 14, 2022 09:52 PM (XG2Fi)

384 Warren?
Posted by: Cicero

I think I'm gonna get me a beer

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at July 14, 2022 09:52 PM (02fRf)

385 Anders Breivik is the name.of the Norge killer of 77 on 7/22/2011.

He was sentenced in 2012 to the max civilian criminal penalty of 21 years "preventive detention", so he is in prison until 2033. Of they find he is still a danger to society they can extend his sentence.

He's a barking moonbat, so they'll extend his sentence.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 14, 2022 09:52 PM (pV4LT)

386 any drop to drink.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:49 PM (y


So many good lines in that one.

" instead of a cross the albatross, about his neck was hung"

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 14, 2022 09:52 PM (WF/xn)

387 Golden Earring>Golden Buffet > Jimmy Buffet > Warren Buffet

Posted by: Miklos, in the Twilight Zone at July 14, 2022 09:53 PM (02fRf)

388 Warren?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2022 09:50 PM (XG2Fi)

Sure, you didn't hear his last album "I'm rich as fuck"

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 14, 2022 09:55 PM (WF/xn)

389 367 What is the best "sea/ocean" song?

Jolly Mon Sings by Jimmy Buffett

Posted by: Moki at July 14, 2022 09:46 PM (JrN/x)
----
What shall we do with the drunken sailor -- many versions.

Posted by: Ciampino - I sleep Early in The Morning at July 14, 2022 09:55 PM (qfLjt)

390 Nood

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 14, 2022 09:56 PM (MGB5H)

391 379 373 You long to hear Bacall's sultry voice...

You'd settle for AOC's ditzy uptalk....

You'll get nasal Fran Drescher.
You'll get Triggly Puff.

Posted by: Dr' Shemp, Professor of Voice at July 14, 2022 09:49 PM (PIlQh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:51 PM (ynpvh

Damn, that is cruel.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 14, 2022 09:56 PM (6jpby)

392
Golden Showers>>Golden Earring>Golden Buffet > Jimmy Buffet > Warren Buffet

Posted by: Chuck Berry at July 14, 2022 09:57 PM (La6gB)

393 386 any drop to drink.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:49 PM (y


So many good lines in that one.

" instead of a cross the albatross, about his neck was hung"

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 14, 2022 09:52 PM (WF/xn)

Indeed. I remember the part with Death and Life-in-Death throwing dice to decide the Mariner's fate. Good stuff.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2022 09:57 PM (ynpvh)

394 What shall we do with the drunken sailor -- many versions.
Posted by: Ciampino

My first nic here was Drunken Sailor

Posted by: Miklos, misty water coloured memories at July 14, 2022 09:57 PM (02fRf)

395 Everybody connected to the rape/abortion of that that 10 yo girl is despicable. The rapist, the abortionist, the "mother", the twitter mob, the coyotes, the NGO's and activists advocating for them, the MSM journalists covering it, the Dem politicians harping about it, etc.... If only they could all be deported to some country that accepts this type of crap.

Posted by: Ripley at July 14, 2022 10:00 PM (PTDkx)

396 All a bunch of cockamamie horse dung for sure.

Do not be dazed by the Focacheeze lipsleaze octopussy, (PRONOUNS R US) reguirdjatation of jizz from the LEFT

They ALL speak Jizz and Cameltoe frappin. Plus Penile Denial.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 14, 2022 10:02 PM (J00IM)

397 FOR THE RECORD


Joe Biden likes to sniff the hair of little girls.

Hunter? ...That dude is the WHITE Rick James...for Shizzle.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 14, 2022 10:09 PM (J00IM)

398 I am making $92 an hour working from home. i was greatly surprised at the same time as my neighbour advised me she changed into averaging $ninety five however I see the way it works now. I experience mass freedom now that I'm my non-public boss.
That is what I do... Www.SalaryCash1.Com

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Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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