Alice in Wonderland "Justice:" Biden Makes Good On His "Sentence First, Verdict Later" Pledge and Punishes Border Patrol Agents, Despite an Investigation Clearing Them Of Having "Whipped" Illegal Aliens

John Sexton at Hot Air covered this last Friday. I missed it.


After more than 9 months of investigation, Customs and Border Patrol has finally released a 500 page report on the incident in which migrants in Del Rio, Texas were allegedly "whipped" by agents on horseback. The report concludes that no whipping took place, none at all. That's contrary to what everyone from the president on down was saying at the time.


Biden condemned the agents last year amid public outcry at the scene of horses charging at families and small children running out of the way.

"It's horrible, what you saw. To see people like they did, with horses, running them over, people being strapped, it's outrageous," Biden said at the time. "Those people will pay," he said, referring to the agents. "There is an investigation underway right now, and there will be consequences."

Vice President Harris echoed those comments in an appearance on ABC's "The View," saying the scenes "evoked images of some of the worst moments of our history, where that kind of behavior has been used against the indigenous people of our country, has been used against African Americans during times of slavery."...

CBP Commissioner Chris Magnus told reporters that the statements from Biden and Harris did not prejudice the outcome of the investigation. "I don't believe there's been any issues with outside influence," said Magnus, who said he told investigators to disregard "anything they heard outside of their own work."

Sure, I guess the fact that the president and vice president had already prejudged the case and demanded punishment had no impact at all. That's why you have this report which concludes nothing really happened but that people need to be disciplined anyway.

The "investigation" finds that Border Patrol is guilty of conveniently vague "crimes."


The investigative findings show that the agency failed to appropriately task, supervise, and exercise command and control over the Horse Patrol Units in Del Rio on September 19, 2021. Several Border Patrol Agents used force or the threat of force to attempt to drive migrants back into the Rio Grande River towards the U.S.-Mexico border, though there is no evidence that any migrants were forced to return to Mexico or denied entry to the United States. Additionally, the Office of Professional Responsibility found multiple instances in which Agents acted inappropriately during the incident, including one Border Patrol Agent who was found to have used denigrating and inappropriate language and to have maneuvered his horse unsafely near a child...

Yes well when you bring your children on dangerous border-crossing jaunts, who is to blame for them being exposed to some danger?

Jonathan Turley likens this all to the Red Queen in Alice in Wonderland, who pronounced the sentence first, the trial to follow.

"Those people will pay." With that promise, President Biden vowed to punish Customs and Border Protection agents accused of whipping undocumented immigrants on the southern border. Despite the announcement of an investigation into the allegation just the day before, Biden did not stop for the pretense of process in declaring the agents guilty.

This "sentence first -- verdict afterwards" approach may amuse the Red Queen of Alice in Wonderland, but it should be anathema to an American president. Not only did Biden shatter his own administration's investigation but he joined other leading Democratic figures in defaming the agents.

Biden told the American people that these easily identifiable officers would be punished after they allegedly "strapped" the Haitian migrants. Other Democratic politicians like Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif.) declared that the whipping was "worse than what we witnessed in slavery" and described "the cowboys who were running down Haitians and using their reins to whip them." Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D-Mass.) called it simply "white supremacist behavior." Many in the media went into high gear, too, denouncing what one outlet described as the "Whipping (of) Haitian Asylum Seekers."

However, Biden's behavior was the worst, due to his position as head of the Executive Branch: "It was horrible what -- to see, as you saw -- to see people treated like they did: horses nearly running them over and people being strapped. It's outrageous. I promise you, those people will pay."

By announcing that the agents were guilty and needed to be punished, Biden destroyed the credibility of the Department of Homeland Security's ongoing investigation. It is akin to what is called "command influence" in the military, when comments or actions of a superior officer influence an investigation or prosecution. Investigators and department officials could well be worried about their own careers if they do not find a basis to punish one or more of the border agents. The failure to do so would be an embarrassment to the president and risk the wrath of powerful figures in Washington. Conversely, any action taken against these agents can now be challenged due to Biden's preemptive declaration.

The biggest problem is that the whipping story was entirely untrue.

Indeed, it was obviously untrue from the start. We were all watching the same video, and the officer was clearly using his strap to control his skittish horse. Even the photographer expressed astonishment at the coverage and said he did not see a single person strapped or whipped by agents.

The profile of this scandal is familiar. The media repeatedly has worked people into a frenzy over stories that eventually were proven false, but with little later coverage when the truth contradicted earlier accounts....

He notes that all of these claims were defamatory.


Those in the media might limit their legal liability with corrections posted or published within a few days of the initial reports -- but they can still be sued. It could be argued that some apparently did not care if the border agents did or did not whip migrants because "it was a fact too good to check." Moreover, the use of the still photos was uniformly misleading and could be used as the basis for "false light" charges, in which pictures are used to present a false or misleading image.

Alas, the man most responsible for defamation here -- the deranged pervert Joe Biden -- is almost entirely insulated from defamation lawsuits, thanks to old rulings by the Supreme Court, which make almost every stupid claim he makes part of his "official acts." See Turley's article for that.

Remember, NeverTrump promised you that Joe Biden was an honest and honorable man who would use the powers of the presidency responsibly and would certainly never defame law-abiding and decent border patrol agents just because his leftwing partisans hate border patrol, and would never effectively order his government to find innocent men guilty to appease the left!

NeverTrump tells a lot of lies. A lot of lies. And they cover up all of those lies by telling still more lies.

But NeverTrump are honorable men, are they not? The noble NeverTrumpers have told you that Trump was a liar and would justify using the power of government to squelch their enemies. And so he was not honorable.

And yet, did not NeverTrump also lie and justify using the power of government to squelch their enemies?

And yet they are honorable men.

Aren't they?

Not a single NeverTrumper -- not one! -- has called for a special prosecutor for the Hunter Biden matter or for any of Joe Biden's many legal imbroglios, which his conflicted wingman Merrick Garland cannot fairly investigate, but they continue telling us about how they're "Country Above Party" and "Honor Above Partisanship" and all the rest of it.

And David French would surely never pay a drifter he found on Craigslist to, and I quote, "use my wife like a bus-station toilet," would he?

Such honorable men, one and all!

Posted by: Ace at 02:42 PM




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1 FJB

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 14, 2022 02:42 PM (DRSnL)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 14, 2022 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

3 NOOOOOD
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 14, 2022 02:42 PM (DRSnL)



That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 14, 2022 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Make it stop.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 14, 2022 02:43 PM (REJkJ)

5 Mayorakas is standing up for his people and threatening to resign, right?

Posted by: Ripley at July 14, 2022 02:43 PM (MxEKc)

6 Yes well when you bring your children on dangerous border-crossing jaunts, who is to blame for them being exposed to some danger?

Republicans. Duh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 14, 2022 02:43 PM (DRSnL)

7 i've got a good joke in there, for VDH

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2022 02:44 PM (B3oWe)

8 "Of course I take responsibility, I'm president.


You've taken ZERO responsibility for EVERYTHING you've done in office, you shitstick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 14, 2022 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

9 What is Biden's "right message" to bring to the world?

Come on in! Bring everyone!
Bring drugs!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 14, 2022 02:44 PM (jTmQV)

10 Biden thinks six impossible things before breakfast.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 02:44 PM (krQz2)

11 Nation wide Railway Strike Coming on Monday July 18

https://tinyurl.com/28697kwr

They have not had a contract for 3 years, and management is running the current schedules with enormous amounts of forced overtime. Forced as in you do it, or you get fired.

Posted by: rd at July 14, 2022 02:45 PM (Z32m1)

12 a 500 page report on the incident

fucking ridiculous

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 14, 2022 02:45 PM (ppBhU)

13 You would think the junta would want a railroad strike as an excuse for their supply chain malfeasance.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 14, 2022 02:42 PM (yQpMk)

Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at July 14, 2022 02:45 PM (yQpMk)

14 Sure, I guess the fact that the president and vice president had already prejudged the case and demanded punishment had no impact at all. That's why you have this report which concludes nothing really happened but that people need to be disciplined anyway.
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I thought prejudice was bad...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2022 02:45 PM (WWh8n)

15 If the perpetrator is not of the approved class, they are guilty despite the facts.

If the perpetrator is of the approved class, they will not be charged, despite the facts. See Paul Pelosi down to BLM arsonists.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 14, 2022 02:45 PM (lTGtQ)

16

Who has more loose marbles up in their melons?

Marxine Waters
Joe Biden
Dickhead Durban
John Kasich when he's vacuum-eating two Italian subs from Subway at once

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 14, 2022 02:46 PM (XnbJC)

17 That's hot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 14, 2022 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)


I put in extra O's just for you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 14, 2022 02:46 PM (DRSnL)

18 Has NeverTrump been right about a single thing yet? I mean it's only been 7 years. I guess being right is hard and stuff.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2022 02:46 PM (Fe2bk)

19 Biden is a cruel master.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 14, 2022 02:46 PM (C7jzY)

20 Ace comes not to praise NT but to bury them.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 14, 2022 02:46 PM (44ww/)

21 David French's wife likes to be shit on?

That's gross.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 14, 2022 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

22 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 14, 2022 02:46 PM (T4tVD)

23 The investigative findings show that the agency failed to appropriately task, supervise, and exercise command and control over the Horse Patrol Units in Del Rio on September 19, 2021.
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"Task" isn't a verb, dammit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2022 02:46 PM (WWh8n)

24 i've got a good joke in there, for VDH

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2022 02:44 PM (B3oWe)

It's a trap.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 14, 2022 02:46 PM (U3uv2)

25
I put in extra O's just for you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 14, 2022 02:46 PM (DRSnL)



Now, I know your O face.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 14, 2022 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

26 We need a LARGE monument.

F J B

Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2022 02:46 PM (Y274z)

27
The Narrative. It must and shall be preserved!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2022 02:46 PM (/U27+)

28 Barky learned what his administration was doing from watching the news.

Biden is not responsible for any thing his administration does.


Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at July 14, 2022 02:46 PM (NFXOE)

29 Perhaps this will change Pierre Delecto's opinion of FJB being a good man.

Nahhh.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 14, 2022 02:46 PM (TNyrE)

30 Such honorable men, one and all!
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Harrumph!

Posted by: NeverTrumper #261 at July 14, 2022 02:47 PM (krQz2)

31 Its hardly surprising the Hunter Biden case never goes anywhere (yes, I know Jack, two weeks). Ghislane Maxwell was convicted of selling children to apparently nobody because there's not even been a 4chan hack of the client list

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2022 02:47 PM (Ivdso)

32 nd David French would surely never pay a drifter he found on Craigslist to, and I quote, "use my wife like a bus-station toilet," would he?*
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*takes a deep deep drag on a cigarette*

My G*d, that was satisfying.

Posted by: VDH at July 14, 2022 02:47 PM (1vFlh)

33 a 500 page report on the incident

fucking ridiculous
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 14, 2022 02:45 PM (ppBhU)



How do you even write five hundred pages about five seconds of action and a misleading photograph? Are 485 pages coupons for shampoo discounts?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2022 02:47 PM (guGkK)

34

"Nation wide Railway Strike Coming on Monday July 18"

Really starting to feel an Atlas Shrugged vibe all over the country.

Stupid Joe was alive when Ayn was, and she was identifying sleazy scumbuckets like Joe in her treatises and books.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 14, 2022 02:47 PM (XnbJC)

35 We are basically through the looking glass with everything else in the world. This only makes a perverse sort of sense.

GUILTY verdict, followed by a trial...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2022 02:47 PM (YIVH2)

36 i've got a good joke in there, for VDH
Posted by: ace

What has six legs and a bra ? Peter Paul and Mary.

That one ?

Posted by: JT at July 14, 2022 02:48 PM (T4tVD)

37 It was like the Holocaust all over again!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2022 02:48 PM (guGkK)

38 Perhaps this will change Pierre Delecto's opinion of FJB being a good man.

I think it says a lot more about Romney than Biden when Pierre Delecto says he's a good man. Someone needs to convince the Mormon leadership that Romney is causing damage to the Mormon brand and making people think ill of the religion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2022 02:48 PM (Ivdso)

39 You would think the junta would want a railroad strike as an excuse for their supply chain malfeasance.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 14, 2022 02:42 PM (yQpMk)
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Joey Amtrack hardest hit.

Posted by: NeverTrumper #261 at July 14, 2022 02:48 PM (krQz2)

40
How do you even write five hundred pages about five seconds of action and a misleading photograph? Are 485 pages coupons for shampoo discounts?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2022 02:47 PM (guGkK)



"Get rid of unsightly ear hair with this ONE neat trick!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 14, 2022 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

41 If the perpetrator is not of the approved class, they are guilty despite the facts.

If the perpetrator is of the approved class, they will not be charged, despite the facts. See Paul Pelosi down to BLM arsonists.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 14, 2022 02:45 PM (lTGtQ)


Bingo.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 14, 2022 02:48 PM (DRSnL)

42 21 David French's wife likes to be shit on?

That's gross.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 14, 2022 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

But it makes sense. Plus I hear The Most Reverend French is into something called the French Lick.

Posted by: Mishdog at July 14, 2022 02:48 PM (KKOmD)

43 I saw Legal Imbroglio open up for Natalie Imbruglia back in '05.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2022 02:48 PM (Fe2bk)

44
What has six legs and a bra ? Peter Paul and Mary.

That one ?
Posted by: JT at July 14, 2022 02:48 PM (T4tVD)



John Kerry walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 14, 2022 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

45 Several Border Patrol Agents used force or the threat of force to attempt to drive migrants back into the Rio Grande River towards the U.S.-Mexico border
Posted by: Ace

Were they just supposed to ask politely. "Hey, would you guys pretty please go back across the border? That would sure be peachy."

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 14, 2022 02:49 PM (ftFVW)

46 Did they ever establish where those migrants got takeout so near to the border?

Posted by: fluffy at July 14, 2022 02:49 PM (UnQlg)

47 * Included to appease Victor Davis Hanson.

Posted by: Ace at 02:42 PM


Cruel, ace...so very cruel.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 14, 2022 02:49 PM (RkC6l)

48 They have not had a contract for 3 years, and management is running the current schedules with enormous amounts of forced overtime. Forced as in you do it, or you get fired.

Posted by: rd



So, it is very different from airlines, where they fired employees for not taking a shot, and now when they hour out, the flights are cancelled, even after the passengers are boarded.

On a related note, the employment numbers are up due to part time work. I know of 5 people in my area alone that work two retail jobs each, minimum, because if they were full time, they would have to get benefits.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 14, 2022 02:49 PM (lTGtQ)

49 And yet they are honorable men.

Aren't they?

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So are they all, all honorable men

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2022 02:49 PM (WWh8n)

50 I've been assured by people with nearly 5 Ukrainian flag emojis in their bio that Hunter doesn't matter because Ivanka is rich.

Yes, really.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2022 02:49 PM (ZGrMX)

51 "Red Queen Justice:"
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Off with his nuts!!!

Posted by: squirrel drunk on fermented pears at July 14, 2022 02:49 PM (yikp0)

52 If the railworkers strike, shit will be ugly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2022 02:49 PM (89T5c)

53 "When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less." "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master—that's all.”
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That's FJB summed up right there.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2022 02:49 PM (YIVH2)

54 Not a single NeverTrumper -- not one! -- has called for a special prosecutor for the Hunter Biden matter or for any of Joe Biden's many legal imbroglios, which his conflicted wingman Merrick Garland cannot fairly investigate, but they continue telling us about how they're "Country Above Party" and "Honor Above Partisanship" and all the rest of it.
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Special prosecutors are for those not of the body.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2022 02:49 PM (WWh8n)

55 David French's wife likes to be shit on?

That's gross.
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No no no.

She likes to be vomited on, then make with the number one and number two, then the family dog gets involved, then David French gets involved.

Posted by: The aristocrats! at July 14, 2022 02:50 PM (GaU91)

56 We are basically through the looking glass with everything else in the world.

https://tinyurl.com/4db9b6dw

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2022 02:50 PM (Ivdso)

57 "Red Queen Justice:"
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Leave Linsey out of this!

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 02:50 PM (krQz2)

58
Ace, Ace, Baby
So cruel, so cruel

Posted by: Vanilla Ice at July 14, 2022 02:50 PM (yQpMk)

59
GUILTY verdict, followed by a trial...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2022 02:47 PM (YIVH2)




Tell me about it......

Posted by: Derek Chauvin at July 14, 2022 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

60 I saw Truck Stop Toilet open for Three Dog Night at the Troubadour in '81.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2022 02:50 PM (guGkK)

61 Plus I hear The Most Reverend French is into something called the French Lick.
Posted by: Mishdog at July 14, 2022 02:48 PM


That's revolting. Who would want to lick a Frenchman?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 14, 2022 02:50 PM (RkC6l)

62 Natalie Imbruglia don't float.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 14, 2022 02:50 PM (C7jzY)

63 GUILTY verdict, followed by a trial...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2022 02:47 PM (YIVH2)
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It's easier that way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2022 02:51 PM (WWh8n)

64 Natalie Imbruglia don't float.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 14, 2022 02:50 PM (C7jzY)
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Huh?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2022 02:51 PM (WWh8n)

65
If I were a bigshot Dem donor I'd make Biden finger a goat's ass on TV, just so I could make the entire conservative media ecosystem defend goat-fingering as "better than Trump."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 02:51 PM (Zhwz2)

66 I thought the federales were supposed to be all about securing our national borders from foreign invasions...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2022 02:51 PM (vvzla)

67 Unsafe Horse Maneuvering truly is a stain on the conscience of America.

Posted by: spindrift at July 14, 2022 02:51 PM (h5TKJ)

68 That's revolting. Who would want to lick a Frenchman?

its part of the French Mistake

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2022 02:51 PM (Ivdso)

69 500 pages? A link to the interview with the videographer who says they weren't whipping anyone and "They didn't do it, Joepedo" would've sufficed.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2022 02:52 PM (ZGrMX)

70 "Ellos actuaron estúpidamente"

El Presidente Barack Quatro de Mayo

Posted by: Cheri at July 14, 2022 02:52 PM (oiNtH)

71
its part of the French Mistake
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2022 02:51 PM (Ivdso)



Wasn't Gene Hackman in that one?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 14, 2022 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

72 Natalie Imbruglia don't float.

That's because her floatie is torn.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 14, 2022 02:52 PM (Bd6X8)

73 It's a false premise to believe that NeverTrump actually considered Biden to be this grandfatherly, statesmen-like figure.

As we have seen, the NTers will go against everything they supposedly stood for as long as it directly contradicts Trump.

If Lizzie Warren was the nominee, we would've been hearing about how she was the grandmother this country needs.

Biden was a disposable husk they felt they could easily craft a narrative around. They didn't actually believe a word of it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 14, 2022 02:52 PM (KbCG3)

74 Nation wide Railway Strike Coming on Monday July 18

https://tinyurl.com/28697kwr
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It's about to get real ugly.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 14, 2022 02:52 PM (2bQyj)

75 I like French's wife......

For me to POOP ON!

Posted by: Triumph at July 14, 2022 02:52 PM (89T5c)

76 "Sentence first, verdict afterwards" is the Queen of Hearts' line, not the Red Queen.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 14, 2022 02:52 PM (aaGzp)

77 That's FJB summed up right there.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2022 02:49 PM (YIVH2)


FJB never took back his vile lie about the death of his first wife. He blamed it on a truck driver who "drank his lunch" when in truth, his wife caused the accident and the truck driver was sober and blameless.

FJB is an utter piece of shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2022 02:52 PM (guGkK)

78 I think driving a train would be fun. I mean, how hard can it be, and you get to see lots of nice scenery!

Posted by: Weasel at July 14, 2022 02:52 PM (0IeYL)

79 What Ayn Rand didn't consider was that the Atlases of the world would go Woke.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 14, 2022 02:53 PM (H8QX8)

80 California will be shutting down owner operator semi's via AB5 very soon.

The port shipping backlog as well as RR Switchyards will be epic.

People will die.

Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2022 02:53 PM (Y274z)

81 Did someone mention a train?
-Hunter

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 14, 2022 02:53 PM (7f6JG)

82 Speaking of bus station toilets, I think I've mentioned this before. When I was in Germany, we were out on the town one evening. As you will, a few of us decided we needed to find a toilet. We went into the train station.

Big mistake.

Not only are the "toilets" these walls of dripping water, into which you are expected to add your deposit, but when I tried using it, there was a bum standing nearby, fully erect, watching me try to let my stream go. My stream would NOT go, and I lost all interest in finding its destination.

Egad, I don't recommend German train station men's rooms. Unless you're Adam Schiff or Pete Buttigig.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2022 02:53 PM (ZYYqk)

83 68 That's revolting. Who would want to lick a Frenchman?
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Shep Smith would!

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 14, 2022 02:53 PM (C7jzY)

84 If the "laptop" and evidence therein was owned by an R immediate family member there would have already been a special prosecutor. And probably rightfully so, if only by happenstance.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2022 02:53 PM (WqMvZ)

85 FJB never took back his vile lie about the death of his first wife. He blamed it on a truck driver who "drank his lunch" when in truth, his wife caused the accident and the truck driver was sober and blameless.

He probably still thinks he wrote the stuff he stole from Neil Kinnock.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2022 02:53 PM (ZGrMX)

86 76 "Sentence first, verdict afterwards" is the Queen of Hearts' line, not the Red Queen.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 14, 2022 02:52 PM (aaGzp)

The Red Queen was the AI in the first Resident Evil movie who said "You're all going to die down here!".

Posted by: Thrawn at July 14, 2022 02:54 PM (Rl7KJ)

87 FJB is an utter piece of shit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2022 02:52 PM (guGkK)
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Yes. Yes he is, which is why I choose to use "FJB" ("Fuck Joe Biden") every chance I get around here.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2022 02:54 PM (YIVH2)

88 How do you even write five hundred pages about five seconds of action and a misleading photograph? Are 485 pages coupons for shampoo discounts?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Clearly you've never written a term paper.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 14, 2022 02:54 PM (ftFVW)

89 At MisHum's morning report article on Clear Lake ISD parents ousting school superintendent for CRT.

By the map it is NASA / Pocahontas origin territory.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 14, 2022 02:54 PM (ALDi8)

90 and to have maneuvered his horse unsafely near a child...

Hey! Inner-city dindu-nuffins! Just bring a kindergartner along on your next shopping spree, automotive-based target practice session, or pharmaceutical escapade, and the police can't touch you! It might endanger the child.

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2022 02:54 PM (eDL78)

91 Don't walk, run! Productions, a conservative(?) comedy political YouTube channel, has a Democrat Presidential candidate tier list for 2024. I think it's a little crazy (Michelle Obama is top tier, Warren bottom tier), but it was interesting and fun analysis for those interested:
https://youtu.be/IhOU9W0seC4

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at July 14, 2022 02:55 PM (JCZqz)

92 i've got a good joke in there, for VDH
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A funny thing happened on the way to the agora -- I got there!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 14, 2022 02:55 PM (yikp0)

93 Biden will put those tacos back in chains.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 14, 2022 02:55 PM (C7jzY)

94 I just hope they don’t do anything to the poor horses.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 14, 2022 02:55 PM (mU6uM)

95 It's about to get real ugly.
==
What do trains deliver?

You misspelled catastrophe.

Posted by: Also the trucks will stop because No DEF at July 14, 2022 02:55 PM (nLzOZ)

96 Every border patrol agent should resign in protest.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2022 02:55 PM (guGkK)

97 That's FJB summed up right there.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2022 02:49 PM (YIVH2)
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Problem is that Humpty says it in a clear, comprehensible manner.

Look, man. When a guy--when I--use a word, it doesn't mean what the Utlra-Maga wants it to mean. Not that. When I was back in Scranton....

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 02:55 PM (krQz2)

98 Apart from the outrageous substance of the September 2021 clip of Biden, it is striking how much he has declined even since then. And he wasn't exactly together then.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 14, 2022 02:55 PM (bNf8H)

99 Clearly you've never written a term paper.
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Snort.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 14, 2022 02:55 PM (C7jzY)

100 Didn't they whip humans in Planet of the Apes?

If I wanted to fuck up some border interlopers from bum-fuck nowhere and I was on horseback, I'd just have my horse stomp them into the dirt.

What people? There are no records of these people.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 14, 2022 02:56 PM (0ocXn)

101 Yes well when you bring your children on dangerous border-crossing jaunts, who is to blame for them being exposed to some danger?

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"The White Hispanic Supremacists who make up the majority of border patrol agents!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 14, 2022 02:56 PM (ZoxPj)

102 So they were not only whipped but run over according to El Presidente Stupido?

Get run over by a horse can be a death sentence and most certainly would at least leave a person with significant injuries. I don't remember a huge emergency medical contingent rushing to the scene and airlifting people to hospitals. Maybe I forgot that part.

Posted by: Cheri at July 14, 2022 02:56 PM (oiNtH)

103 What do trains deliver?

You misspelled catastrophe.
Posted by: Also the trucks will stop because No DEF at July 14, 2022 02:55 PM (nLzOZ)
++++
Look, training and trucking aren't that hard. You just put some wheels on a box and send it on its way.

Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at July 14, 2022 02:56 PM (WWh8n)

104 Marc Anthony?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 14, 2022 02:56 PM (dNqv+)

105
Michelle Obama is top tier, Warren bottom tier

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I don't think that freak Obama will run at all, but maybe.

Warren is definitely bottom-tier, though. Trump destroyed her Presidential ambitions. She will remain a fake Indian forever. It's ovah.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 02:56 PM (Zhwz2)

106 They've flipped innocent until proven guilty on its head.

No trial. Just an accusatory screed.
It's entirely unassailable.
The perfect crime.

Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2022 02:56 PM (Y274z)

107 Tell me about it......
Posted by: Derek Chauvin at July 14, 2022 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

The McMichaels called to say hello. Collect call, of course.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2022 02:57 PM (ZYYqk)

108 It was like the Holocaust all over again!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2022 02:48 PM (guGkK)

The honor. The honor.

Posted by: Brandon In Apocalypse Now at July 14, 2022 02:57 PM (U3uv2)

109 How do you even write five hundred pages about five seconds of action and a misleading photograph? Are 485 pages coupons for shampoo discounts?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2022 02:47 PM (guGkK)

CVS receipt...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 14, 2022 02:57 PM (WhsXQ)

110 "About 1/3rd of American exports are transported to rail. Freight rail is part of an integrated network of trains, trucks and barges that ships around 61 tons of goods per American every year. Many of those goods include essentials, like energy and food."

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 14, 2022 02:57 PM (2bQyj)

111 California will be shutting down owner operator semi's via AB5 very soon.

The port shipping backlog as well as RR Switchyards will be epic.

People will die.
Posted by: torabora


Why are we still allowing them to feed themselves?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2022 02:57 PM (6vGEN)

112
FJB never took back his vile lie about the death of his first wife. He blamed it on a truck driver who "drank his lunch" when in truth, his wife caused the accident and the truck driver was sober and blameless.

FJB is an utter piece of shit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2022 02:52 PM (guGkK)



All while he was sticking his dick in Jill.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 14, 2022 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

113 William Shatner rapping out some of Julius Ceasar from his one-man musical rendition of the play (from the very weird movie "Free Enterprise"):
https://youtu.be/BbR68B0extA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2022 02:58 PM (WWh8n)

114 #105

Michelle is top tier indeed.
Sometimes I can hardly walk afterwards.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at July 14, 2022 02:58 PM (Y274z)

115 She will remain a fake Indian forever. It's ovah.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 02:56 PM (Zhwz2)

That's what I said about Biden after his first democrat debate. It was inconceivable that he could win anything.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 14, 2022 02:58 PM (H8QX8)

116 Warren is definitely bottom-tier, though. Trump destroyed her Presidential ambitions. She will remain a fake Indian forever. It's ovah.

Warren is out there screeching about how we have to shut all the pregnancy crisis centers down. She's an unhinged psychopath.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 14, 2022 02:59 PM (Bd6X8)

117 The real "crime" of the Border Patrol officers is they "attempt[ed] to drive migrants back into the Rio Grande River towards the U.S.-Mexico border" instead giving a ride into Del Rio. The damage FJB has done to the country is catastrophic. Time to impeach this motherf**ker.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Protesting Peacefully Since 2020 at July 14, 2022 02:59 PM (mOs5Q)

118 How do you even write five hundred pages about five seconds of action and a misleading photograph? Are 485 pages coupons for shampoo discounts?
Posted by: Cicero


32 minute prOn clip for 10 seconds of money shot.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2022 02:59 PM (6vGEN)

119 Biden not only should be impeached but he should go to jail.

Posted by: vic /s at July 14, 2022 02:59 PM (mZwKe)

120
That's what I said about Biden after his first democrat debate.

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Was it the first one or the second one where his eye exploded on national TV?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 02:59 PM (Zhwz2)

121 I'd like to know where Creepy Joe came up with the word "strapped." Nobody else used that word.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 14, 2022 03:00 PM (0ocXn)

122 Didn't they whip humans in Planet of the Apes?
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But that's largely the fault of the maniacs, they blew it all up. Damn them. Damn them to hell.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:00 PM (krQz2)

123 See CBP Enforcement Statistics Fiscal Year 2022


There's worthwhile employees of the Federal Executive Branch.

Posted by: Lola at July 14, 2022 03:00 PM (NIYa7)

124 I love you Ace, you know your Shakespeare, Julius Caesar is my second favorite play. First would be MacBeth.

Posted by: Wicklow at July 14, 2022 03:00 PM (uH65w)

125 That's what I said about Biden after his first democrat debate. It was inconceivable that he could win anything.

Yeah, at this point all bets are off. If they can engineer a win for Joe Freaking Biden, ANYONE can be installed in office for the Democrats. Literally anyone.

Related: Netflix has a new show featuring Chelsea and Hillary Clinton!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2022 03:00 PM (Ivdso)

126 That's what I said about Biden after his first democrat debate. It was inconceivable that he could win anything.

He didn't.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2022 03:00 PM (89T5c)

127 Some heel started a fire in the icaliga factory and over 10,000 soles were lost!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 14, 2022 03:00 PM (yikp0)

128 Feel sorry for BP, imagine most didn't sign up to be the Marxists welcoming committee

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2022 03:01 PM (2JoB8)

129 I'd like to know where Creepy Joe came up with the word "strapped." Nobody else used that word.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

Must be a family kink thing. "Strap me, daddy!"

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 14, 2022 03:01 PM (ftFVW)

130
Related: Netflix has a new show featuring Chelsea and Hillary Clinton!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2022 03:00 PM (Ivdso)

Pettifog Junction

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 03:01 PM (Zhwz2)

131 Related: Netflix has a new show featuring Chelsea and Hillary Clinton!

They've decided "shitshow" should be a literal term instead of a descriptive one.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 14, 2022 03:01 PM (Bd6X8)

132 I'd like to know where Creepy Joe came up with the word "strapped." Nobody else used that word.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 14, 2022 03:00 PM (0ocXn)
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It's Scrantonian for a whooping with a belt or other leather strap.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:01 PM (krQz2)

133 Out: Border Patrol

In: Welfare Checks for Child Rapist Illegal Aliens

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2022 03:01 PM (ESjRY)

134 >>I'd like to know where Creepy Joe came up with the word "strapped." Nobody else used that word.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 14, 2022 03:00 PM (0ocXn)

His garbage-brain makes one new word from several. "Whipped" with "straps" becomes "strapped."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 14, 2022 03:02 PM (bNf8H)

135 First would be MacBeth.
Posted by: Wicklow at July 14, 2022 03:00 PM (uH65w)
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Aaah! Hot potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends!

Oooow!

Posted by: Keanrick and Mossop at July 14, 2022 03:02 PM (aaGzp)

136 Joe knows what strapped means. I taught him.

Posted by: Dr. JJill at July 14, 2022 03:02 PM (Y274z)

137 >>>"Sentence first, verdict afterwards" is the Queen of Hearts' line, not the Red Queen.

is she not also called the Red Queen? Because Queen of Hearts isn't going to look very good in the headline.

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2022 03:02 PM (B3oWe)

138 Related: Netflix has a new show featuring Chelsea and Hillary Clinton!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2022 03:00 PM (Ivdso)
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Only Murders In the Whitehouse

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:02 PM (krQz2)

139 Didn't they whip humans in Planet of the Apes?
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But that's largely the fault of the maniacs, they blew it all up. Damn them. Damn them to hell.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:00 PM (krQz2)

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Those poor migrant humans were only trying to get to the Forbidden Zone, to escape their oppressors. Racist, xenophobic apes.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 14, 2022 03:02 PM (TNyrE)

140 "Sentence first, verdict afterwards" is the Queen of Hearts' line, not the Red Queen.
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is she not also called the Red Queen? Because Queen of Hearts isn't going to look very good in the headline.
Posted by: ace at July 14, 2022 03:02 PM (B3oWe)
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That's what I was thinking. But it's been a while since I read Carroll.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:03 PM (krQz2)

141 Strap on. Strap off. Strap on, Strap off.

The Strapper!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2022 03:03 PM (EAUyT)

142 I wonder if the Border Patrol Agents that were maligned can sue. Doubtful, but I have known fed employees to go after supervisors that they felt maligned them before. Some have won significant monetary judgements.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 14, 2022 03:03 PM (BFigT)

143 113 William Shatner rapping out some of Julius Ceasar from his one-man musical rendition of the play (from the very weird movie "Free Enterprise"):
https://youtu.be/BbR68B0extA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2022 02:58 PM (WWh8n)

I like that there's a green-skinned woman in the crowd.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 14, 2022 03:03 PM (906pl)

144 I changed it to Alice in Wonderland "Justice," to avoid the mistake.

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2022 03:03 PM (B3oWe)

145 Regarding the BP agrnts, and paraphrasing:

Innocent as angels, locked up like Republicans.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 14, 2022 03:03 PM (IUBiB)

146 Warren wouldn't have anything to say if her daughter's "employers" weren't producing it.


And O didn't want her either.

Posted by: Lola at July 14, 2022 03:03 PM (NIYa7)

147 And the CBP member's union is going to fight this tooth and nail, right, or are they thoroughly corrupted as well?

Posted by: Citizen Ultra Cake at July 14, 2022 03:03 PM (HmZuC)

148 Those Spartans -- what a race!

Huge pecs, massive thighs, tight buttocks -- and that's just their women!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 14, 2022 03:03 PM (yikp0)

149 I just cannot imagine what is going through the show designer's head. You want a show, featuring the most hated woman in America who despises all humanity and is a demented psychopath, and her charisma-free dull and annoying daughter??? Who is this supposed to appeal to?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2022 03:04 PM (Ivdso)

150 Whipped like rented illegal aliens.

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2022 03:04 PM (gktX6)

151 Joe's saying those pony soldiers are strapping young men.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:04 PM (krQz2)

152 If FJB really means it when he says Hunter is the smartest person who knows, something you can't trust because he is a pathological liar, I would like to know who he thinks is the stupidest person he knows.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Protesting Peacefully Since 2020 at July 14, 2022 03:04 PM (mOs5Q)

153 Look, training and trucking aren't that hard. You just put some wheels on a box and send it on its way.
Posted by: Michael Bloomberg
==
This is a great example. I know you are joking but that is basically what he said about farming.

He's supposedly an elite. One of the masters of the universe. He's provably a functional idiot. Here's the hot truth. THEY ALL ARE. Gates, Soros, the WEF morons. They live in created worlds and imagine reality to be what is most satisfying to their own egos. This is not a recipe for world peace and prosperity. It is a recipe for armageddon.

Posted by: the pragmatic economist at July 14, 2022 03:04 PM (8V13n)

154 is she not also called the Red Queen? Because Queen of Hearts isn't going to look very good in the headline.
Posted by: ace at July 14, 2022 03:02 PM (B3oWe)
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The Red Queen is a different character in a different book, "Through the Looking Glass".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 14, 2022 03:04 PM (aaGzp)

155 Don't you think it is wild
You call you own daddy a pedophile
P3do Peter every time his number is dialed?
-Bryson Gray

Fact check false, winger! P3do Peter is what Natalie Biden named Uncle Hunter in the iCloud contacts! In YOUR face!
-MSM

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 14, 2022 03:04 PM (KNJGg)

156 124 Macbeth is my favorite Shakespeare play, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 14, 2022 03:04 PM (mU6uM)

157 67 Unsafe Horse Maneuvering truly is a stain on the conscience of America.
Posted by: spindrift at July 14, 2022 02:51 PM (h5TKJ)

Who determines "unsafe horse maneuvering?" Are there now experts in this field who report to congress?

Horses are big, sometimes dumb, very often skittish unpredictable creatures. Intense training can't always overcome chaotic situations, so this sounds like some DC bureaucrat who has never smelled horse poop, much less actually ridden. Ben Had, back me up here, hon.

Posted by: Moki at July 14, 2022 03:05 PM (JrN/x)

158 "Sentence first, verdict afterwards" is the Queen of Hearts' line, not the Red Queen.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 14, 2022 02:52 PM (aaGzp)

and THAT'S why you don't play with her...

-- juice newton

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 14, 2022 03:05 PM (WhsXQ)

159 >>>124 I love you Ace, you know your Shakespeare, Julius Caesar is my second favorite play. First would be MacBeth.

thank you, I loved Marc Anthony's "use my wife like toilet" line.

I'm watching the Roman Polanski Macbeth with Jon Finch. Well, I started watching it a couple of months ago and then stopped; I have to watch the last half.

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2022 03:05 PM (B3oWe)

160 The Red Queen chops S.T.A.R.S. agents into bits because they want to get into a Fauci Lab and she doesn't want COVID to leak out.

I think that's the plot of resident evil right?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2022 03:05 PM (ESjRY)

161 It's terrible that those mean Border Patrol agents bought tickets for themselves and their horses, packed the whip reigns in their luggage and traveled to Haiti just to whip those poor Haitians.

What were they thinking?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 14, 2022 03:05 PM (lf83v)

162 96 Every border patrol agent should resign in protest.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2022 02:55 PM

Oh no. That would be terrible. Please don't.

Posted by: Dem Technocrats Undermining the law for unrestricted illegal immigration at July 14, 2022 03:05 PM (JCZqz)

163 Out, damned fart.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 14, 2022 03:06 PM (44ww/)

164 Those Spartans -- what a race!

Huge pecs, massive thighs, tight buttocks -- and that's just their women!


Supposedly they made new brides dress like men for the wedding night.

I guess because thats what the grooms were used to

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2022 03:06 PM (ESjRY)

165 The other thing about NOT nominating Trump is you lose his ability to define and deflate nearly any opposition. That includes Michael Obama, who he would handle easily.

What he did to Hillary at some point became almost like a game of Mercy. She didn't collapse on 9/11 because the campaign was an easy ride.

She was supposed to be running against The Little Heb Romney Clone Engine That Could and instead she got a Mack truck powered by jet fuel and cruelty.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2022 03:06 PM (MvcH3)

166
Here, under leave of Biden and the rest --
For Biden is an honorable man;
So are they all, #NeverTrump, honorable men --
Come I to America's funeral.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 14, 2022 03:06 PM (ZoxPj)

167 I just want to say, I know we rag on lawyers a lot. But I just read my lawyer's response to my lawsuit and damn, it's impressive. If you have to deal with the courts, it gives you a warm fuzzy feeling to have a good lawyer on your side.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 14, 2022 03:06 PM (5HBd1)

168 Pre-mature, Ace:
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The Red Queen is a fictional character and the main antagonist in Lewis Carroll's fantasy 1871 novel Through the Looking-Glass. She is often confused with the Queen of Hearts from the previous book Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (1865), although the two are very different.
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Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:06 PM (krQz2)

169 This is a great example. I know you are joking but that is basically what he said about farming. ...
Posted by: the pragmatic economist at July 14, 2022 03:04 PM (8V13n)
++++
Yes. it was a deliberate call-back to his comments on farming. The elites have no experience or actual understanding. At least the robber barons of old built shit and had some understanding of the real world and what it takes to make and distribute real stuff.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2022 03:06 PM (WWh8n)

170 And the CBP member's union is going to fight this tooth and nail, right, or are they thoroughly corrupted as well?

I think the guys that received punishment are working on a defamation suit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 14, 2022 03:06 PM (Bd6X8)

171
The Shady Bunch

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 03:06 PM (Zhwz2)

172
thank you, I loved Marc Anthony's "use my wife like toilet" line.

I'm watching the Roman Polanski Macbeth with Jon Finch. Well, I started watching it a couple of months ago and then stopped; I have to watch the last half.

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2022 03:05 PM (B3oWe)



To shit the bed, or not to shit the bed.

THAT, is the question.

- - Amber Heardspere

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 14, 2022 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

173 I just cannot imagine what is going through the show designer's head. You want a show, featuring the most hated woman in America who despises all humanity and is a demented psychopath, and her charisma-free dull and annoying daughter??? Who is this supposed to appeal to?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Blue haired lesbians that demand post birth abortions for birthing persons? Irony smirks quietly.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Protesting Peacefully Since 2020 at July 14, 2022 03:07 PM (mOs5Q)

174 regards Hunter Biden and special prosecutor. Folks like Erickson and even Matt Walsh say repubs should get off that as no one cares about the president's son being a crack head. Methinks, it also puts the kabosh on the whole "decency is on the ballot" move they used to put on, you know when the other guy was president.

Posted by: Nooneyouknowyouknow at July 14, 2022 03:07 PM (QpUKb)

175 The number of movies I haven't finished in the last 10 years outweighs the number I have. Is that normal?

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2022 03:07 PM (MvcH3)

176 The strap was a form of corporal punishment in schools in the '60s and earlier. [Prisons here too before corporal punishment was outlawed in the '30s.]

So Joe is just flashbacking to grade or high school and the principals or nuns.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 14, 2022 03:07 PM (yikp0)

177 First, you state your goals.

Then You write the ending to the story.
Then you determine who the good guys are. And who the bad guys are.
Then you write the story.

Then you take the pictures and frame them in a way to fit the narrative.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2022 03:07 PM (sX0a6)

178 Macbeth is my favorite Shakespeare play, too.

In the 2022 reboot, Macduff is born from a transsexual man.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 14, 2022 03:08 PM (EAUyT)

179 I changed it to Alice in Wonderland "Justice," to avoid the mistake.
Posted by: ace at July 14, 2022 03:03 PM (B3oWe)

For what it's worth, Lewis Carroll did have a wee bit of a pedo problem. He was rather fond of doing amateur photography, and there are photos of Alice and her older sister that... well, at one point the girls' parents stopped letting Carroll hang out with the girls.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2022 03:08 PM (ZYYqk)

180
Gilligan's Pedophile and Blackmail Island

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 03:08 PM (Zhwz2)

181 I think the guys that received punishment are working on a defamation suit.

Well they cannot sue the president, who are they going after? I guess the media?

It was the world's dumbest news story at the time to begin with, but just about every news organization glee'd over printing it. There seems no depth of stupid that the media won't fall for as long as it hurts their enemies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2022 03:08 PM (Ivdso)

182 i've got a good joke in there, for VDH
_________________

Cruel to be kind.

Was that for VDH too?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 14, 2022 03:08 PM (es0Dj)

183 Macbeth is my favorite Shakespeare play, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 14, 2022 03:04 PM (mU6uM)
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Aah! Hot potato, otchestra stalls, Puck will make amends!

Oow!

Posted by: Keanrick and Mossop at July 14, 2022 03:08 PM (aaGzp)

184 i yelled "don't look ethel!"
but it was too late; she'd already been strapped

Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 14, 2022 03:09 PM (sGtp+)

185 Leonidas: What's got two thumbs and is coming back on his shield?
Persian: What?
Leonidas: THIS! GUY!
Persian: I don't get it.
Leonidas: SPARTA! *kicks Persian down well*

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 14, 2022 03:09 PM (44ww/)

186 I guess because that's what the grooms were used to
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Given male haircuts too.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 14, 2022 03:09 PM (yikp0)

187 Ahem. Communal bus station toilet.

Posted by: David French. at July 14, 2022 03:09 PM (comVv)

188 As is the case with most liberals, they fail to understand that any border of the United States was paid for in blood.

It is not merely an illusion or bureaucratic notation. It is where our sovereignty begins. It is something we are willing to defend with our lives.

The left has gradually diminished the values of this country that they have also diminished the value of our borders.

Those borders are valuable and those Border agents should be recognized for their great work, and not punished.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 14, 2022 03:10 PM (lf83v)

189 I think driving a train would be fun. I mean, how hard can it be, and you get to see lots of nice scenery!
Posted by: Weasel at July 14, 2022 02:52 PM (0IeYL)

My BIL did it for a few years. He said it got pretty boring after awhile.

For the right person it would be great. You could even wear overalls, a cap and hankerchief and dress the part !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 14, 2022 03:10 PM (M+Lyo)

190 you know who else sentenced first?

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 14, 2022 03:10 PM (OuH7W)

191 regards Hunter Biden and special prosecutor. Folks like Erickson and even Matt Walsh say repubs

That's frankly stupid.

Normies have no idea that Hunter is a pedo crack head. They also have no idea Pedo Peter is a pedo senile idiot. Because no one they hear is pushing either.

Get Hunter in front of Congress where he might just start spanking it while watching AOC though? The normies would hear about that.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2022 03:10 PM (ESjRY)

192 He was rather fond of doing amateur photography, and there are photos of Alice and her older sister that...

Yeah there's no evidence he was anything but an amateur photographer, but he did seem to like to photograph little girls in skimpy clothing a bit more than seems wholesome.

I know this will be a huge shock to the people who are aware of his photography but it turned out that David Hamilton was a massive pedophile that molested his "models". Strangely this was kept from the public until he died.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2022 03:10 PM (Ivdso)

193 The Patronage Family

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2022 03:10 PM (89T5c)

194 45 Several Border Patrol Agents used force or the threat of force to attempt to drive migrants back into the Rio Grande River towards the U.S.-Mexico border
Posted by: Ace

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like, that's the job, right?

or are we in the post-police leftist super state where only political dissidents get the full SWAT treatment?

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 14, 2022 03:11 PM (OuH7W)

195 you know who else sentenced first?
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 14, 2022 03:10 PM (OuH7W)
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Merrick "Levrentiy" Garland

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:11 PM (krQz2)

196 175 ... yes

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2022 03:11 PM (2JoB8)

197 So Joe is just flashbacking to grade or high school and the principals or nuns.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 14, 2022 03:07 PM (yikp0)

Probably sniffed one too many nuns

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 14, 2022 03:11 PM (M+Lyo)

198 dead posted from the last thread:

what I like about comics like Dredd or the various fake cold war Captain Americas is that they're taking the piss. "oh you, right wingers...look at you and your law and order."

meanwhile, today's cucks look at these same characters as if they're dead on serious. Like mega-cuck ryan arey.

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 14, 2022 03:11 PM (OuH7W)

199 Normies have no idea that Hunter is a pedo crack head. They also have no idea Pedo Peter is a pedo senile idiot.

I think most people know. Biden's spectacular poll numbers aren't that low for no reason. Its pretty much mainstreamed now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2022 03:11 PM (Ivdso)

200 106 They've flipped innocent until proven guilty on its head.

No trial. Just an accusatory screed.
It's entirely unassailable.
The perfect crime.
Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2022 02:56 PM (Y274z)

You must show proof of innocence. The new age.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 14, 2022 03:11 PM (Qhnrt)

201 Unsafe Horse Maneuvering truly is a stain on the conscience of America.
Posted by: spindrift


I saw Unsafe Horse Maneuvering open for Country Joe and the Fish at the Cow Palace in '89.

Posted by: mikeski at July 14, 2022 03:12 PM (eDL78)

202 Merrick "Levrentiy" Garland
Posted by: Axeman

heeheh

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 14, 2022 03:12 PM (OuH7W)

203 Several Border Patrol Agents used force or the threat of force to attempt to drive migrants back into the Rio Grande River towards the U.S.-Mexico border

Keep in mind our elites don't believe the Border Patrol should use force to...enforce the border.

But do believe agents in DC are given guns specifically to use on us.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2022 03:12 PM (ESjRY)

204 They were “innocent” innocent.
- Whoopi

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2022 03:12 PM (1Kx8v)

205 157 Who determines "unsafe horse maneuvering?" Are there now experts in this field who report to congress?


i think it's covered in the sequel to "how to avoid huge ships"

Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 14, 2022 03:13 PM (sGtp+)

206 Murder Mystery Theater 3000

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 03:13 PM (Zhwz2)

207 I think most people know. Biden's spectacular poll numbers aren't that low for no reason. Its pretty much mainstreamed now.

They see inflation and they've heard Biden say stupid things.

Do they know he raped his niece? My LIVs don't. Hell they won't believe he gropes kids after I show him the CSPAN videos on youtube because, "If that was real the media would make a big deal out of it!"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2022 03:13 PM (ESjRY)

208 We have been invaded, so far the raping and pillaging is minimal compared to Mongols or Vikings but really no different.

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2022 03:13 PM (2JoB8)

209 It's terrible that those mean Border Patrol agents bought tickets for themselves and their horses, packed the whip reigns in their luggage and traveled to Haiti just to whip those poor Haitians.

What were they thinking?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 14, 2022 03:05 PM (lf83v)

Yeah, the Haitians part goes right over everyone on the lefts heads

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 14, 2022 03:13 PM (M+Lyo)

210 OT. Tucker had a fun point last night. We're currently trying to make a high tech WWI forever war in Ukraine by giving them the defense budget of Britain. Some GOP senate cuck defended this because Putin Bad! He's a commie, you know?

And then Tuck be all like: "you mean more than the AOC or most of Biden's cabinet?"

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 14, 2022 03:13 PM (OuH7W)

211 As is the case with most liberals, they fail to understand that any border of the United States was paid for in blood.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 14, 2022 03:10 PM (lf83v)
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They also don't understand that a defended border is the only way we can provide "sanctuary" inside of it.

But, we can just take an airplane up to the top of the pile of what Dems don't understand and drop that there.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:13 PM (krQz2)

212 142 National Board Patrol Council is an affiliate of the AFGE.

Against Biden? (Hell) No.

Posted by: Lola at July 14, 2022 03:14 PM (NIYa7)

213 As is the case with most liberals, they fail to understand that any border of the United States was paid for in blood.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 14, 2022 03:10 PM (lf83v)
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Most borders around the world are paid for in blood...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2022 03:14 PM (YIVH2)

214 For the right person it would be great. You could even wear overalls, a cap and hankerchief and dress the part !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 14, 2022 03:10 PM (M+Lyo)

Throwing hobos off of a moving train is also a perk.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at July 14, 2022 03:14 PM (comVv)

215 The Patronage Family

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2022 03:10 PM (89T5c)

The Ncest Files.

Posted by: Brandon In Apocalypse Now at July 14, 2022 03:14 PM (U3uv2)

216 We have been invaded, so far the raping and pillaging is minimal compared to Mongols or Vikings but really no different.

On it!

Posted by: Gershon Fuentes, of Guatemala at July 14, 2022 03:14 PM (ESjRY)

217 Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2022 03:13 PM (2JoB

Yes right back atcha

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2022 03:15 PM (fYd9N)

218 I think most people know. Biden's spectacular poll numbers aren't that low for no reason. Its pretty much mainstreamed now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2022 03:11 PM (Ivdso)

If gas were $2.50 and inflation were 3% Biden would be at 55% approval. Hunter is a fun distraction but nobody really gives a shit.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2022 03:15 PM (1Kx8v)

219 also dead posted, which I wanted to update here since it involves boobs:

this is an interesting thing about soy brooklynites.

Consider Emily Rat is married to a walking blob of soy with a beard. I think AOC is also engaged to a bearded blob of soy. So, what's the deal with ostensibly hot bitches in "the city" ending up with non-chads?

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 14, 2022 03:15 PM (OuH7W)

220 The Fraud Couple

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 03:15 PM (Zhwz2)

221 Still crying with laughter at this Jomboy media vidja that Flounder posted yesterday:

https://youtu.be/nZg4XnMjtwY

Brazil wins the 2019 Teqball mixed doubles championship, a breakdown.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 14, 2022 03:15 PM (0seoq)

222 Most borders around the world are paid for in blood...
____________________________________________

Exactly.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 14, 2022 03:15 PM (lf83v)

223 I think driving a train would be fun. I mean, how hard can it be, and you get to see lots of nice scenery!
Posted by: Weasel at July 14, 2022 02:52 PM (0IeYL)



Imagine the concentration required to manhandle that big steering wheel and keep the train on those skinny rails for hours.

Posted by: Vanilla Ice at July 14, 2022 03:15 PM (yQpMk)

224 Nick Lowe mystery sidebar video primarily made from actual scenes from his real wedding day. 70's Frugality. Bunch of backstory on YT.

Posted by: doesky2 at July 14, 2022 03:15 PM (shw70)

225 The corrupt and senile old white trash seems to be within a red "C" hair of a traitor.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 14, 2022 03:15 PM (VdGjU)

226 Hunter is a fun distraction but nobody really gives a shit.

It can't be both a fun distraction and nobody knows about it. Pick one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2022 03:16 PM (Ivdso)

227 106 They've flipped innocent until proven guilty on its head.

No trial. Just an accusatory screed.
It's entirely unassailable.
The perfect crime.
Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2022 02:56 PM (Y274z)

My uncle was an engineer for Santa Fe for 40 years. Started with steam engines. He loved railroading.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 14, 2022 03:16 PM (Qhnrt)

228 212 142 National Board Patrol Council is an affiliate of the AFGE.

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goddamn, imagine our shock realizing that federal employees can be disciplined. I remember that for most of the 80's and 90's and 2000's, fed employees were protected by their unions so as to do whatever they wanted.

now, not so much

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 14, 2022 03:16 PM (OuH7W)

229 This Asian lady doesn't think that they are actually honorable men at all:
https://is.gd/gu1qHd

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2022 03:16 PM (WWh8n)

230 Polanski's MacBeth is excellent, I believe it was the first movie he did after his wife was murdered. At the start of the film there is a man that looks very much like Charles Manson bludgeoning a soldier on the beach, very eerie.

Posted by: Wicklow at July 14, 2022 03:16 PM (uH65w)

231 Hunter is a fun distraction but nobody really gives a shit.
___________________________________________

I don't.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 14, 2022 03:16 PM (lf83v)

232 Add this to Biden's Articles of Impeachment

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2022 03:16 PM (RHGPo)

233 The Patronage Family
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2022 03:10 PM (89T5c)

The Ncest Files.
Posted by: Brandon In Apocalypse
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A Family Affair [no rewrite required]

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 14, 2022 03:16 PM (yikp0)

234 Brazil wins the 2019 Teqball mixed doubles championship, a breakdown.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 14, 2022 03:15 PM (0seoq)

Goofing on the sport while breaking down the referee call cracked me up. Ima hafta watch again.

Posted by: Brandon In Apocalypse Now at July 14, 2022 03:16 PM (U3uv2)

235 To be fair, the "Red Queen" error was Turley's. Ace just cited him.

Posted by: Average Guy at July 14, 2022 03:17 PM (f7Cdr)

236 Oopsy

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 14, 2022 03:17 PM (Qhnrt)

237 Fauci and company ... Pushing experimental mRNA treatments (with multiple known bad side effects) on small children, children who are not at risk for the disease.

Is that not much more dangerous?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 14, 2022 03:17 PM (Cus5s)

238 >

Funny how they did a tox screen on the driver which showed absolutely no alcohol/drugs, but did not autopsy/test Biden's wife. Hmmm...


Posted by: Cheri at July 14, 2022 03:17 PM (oiNtH)

239 Polanski's MacBeth is excellent, I believe it was the first movie he did after his wife was murdered.

Posted by: Wicklow at July 14, 2022 03:16 PM (uH65w)
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And the winner for Best Movie by a Kiddie Diddler is...

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:17 PM (krQz2)

240 160 The Red Queen chops S.T.A.R.S. agents into bits because they want to get into a Fauci Lab and she doesn't want COVID to leak out.

I think that's the plot of resident evil right?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2022 03:05 PM (ESjRY)

It wasn't S.T.A.R.S. in the 1st RE movie, it was some security team from Umbrella itself. S.T.A.R.S shows up in the 2nd RE movie, Apocalypse, and only in some spots. Nemesis kills most of them at one go and then hunts down Jill Valentine, but then chases Paul WS Anderson's wife's character instead because she's the stronk wyman character of the RE films.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 14, 2022 03:18 PM (Rl7KJ)

241 OT sort of -

Epstein was murdered and Barr was in charge at DOJ and did nothing.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 14, 2022 03:18 PM (fs1hN)

242 Add this to Biden's Articles of Impeachment
Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2022 03:16 PM (RHGPo)


You're funny.

Posted by: GOPe Losers in Congress at July 14, 2022 03:18 PM (DRSnL)

243 This is the kind of liberal agenda we must defend aginst! Donate today and we'll put this on the list, under repealing Obama are and investigating Fast and Furious once we have Congress!

No really, this time we really won't pull the football away. Swearsies.

Posted by: GoPe at July 14, 2022 03:18 PM (04UJL)

244 And the winner for Best Movie by a Kiddie Diddler is...
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:17 PM (krQz2)
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Whatever the winner for Best Picture is in any given year, I'd guess. It's Hollywood. That category would just overlap with the other categories.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2022 03:18 PM (WWh8n)

245 The Red Queen chops S.T.A.R.S. agents into bits because they want to get into a Fauci Lab and she doesn't want COVID to leak out.

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Speaking of rat-fuck-face Faucistein and his merry band of labs (not the puppies he tortures with sand flies), bongino today was discussing this investigation & story at the Washington Examiner tying fentanyl (and the 100,000 deaths here) to labs in Wuhan (shocker!) that produce the main ingredients , China laundering profits, and the Mexican Cartels the manufacture and distribute with a big assist from the Joepedo Junta:

"Is America's immigration crisis causing the fentanyl epidemic?" by Anna Giaritelli. https://tinyurl.com/n8arfnum

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 14, 2022 03:18 PM (jkiTL)

246 Fauci and company ... Pushing experimental mRNA treatments (with multiple known bad side effects) on small children, children who are not at risk for the disease.
===
In about 5 months . . .

It was all TRUMP'S fault. He insisted on OPERATION WARP SPEED. We warned him. He wouldn't listen.

Posted by: Fauci and Company at July 14, 2022 03:19 PM (6didB)

247 To be fair, the "Red Queen" error was Turley's. Ace just cited him.
Posted by: Average Guy at July 14, 2022 03:17 PM (f7Cdr)
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And Turley should be whacked with a flamingo for it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 14, 2022 03:19 PM (aaGzp)

248 https://tinyurl.com/28697kwr


Some commenter on that train strike link keeps saying "train union votes Republican". How does he know?

Posted by: Glenn John at July 14, 2022 03:19 PM (M3hSG)

249 174 regards Hunter Biden and special prosecutor. Folks like Erickson and even Matt Walsh say repubs should get off that as no one cares about the president's son being a crack head. Methinks, it also puts the kabosh on the whole "decency is on the ballot" move they used to put on, you know when the other guy was president.

Posted by: Nooneyouknowyouknow
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As Ace has so thoroughly documented, almost none of Conservative TM media are your friend. They are more obsessed with sniffing each other's butt and pleasing their liberal friends and bosses/donors in the liberal places where they specifically choose to live. They live for words, not for action.


Posted by: whig at July 14, 2022 03:19 PM (BjqxB)

250 229 This Asian lady doesn't think that they are actually honorable men at all:
https://is.gd/gu1qHd
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2022 03:16 PM (WWh8n

Me like.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 14, 2022 03:19 PM (Qhnrt)

251 The wrong message to the World Joe ? Seriously ? Having a wide open border and payouts to illegals is a good message to the World? I guess that explains the illegals coming from 109 different Countries

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2022 03:19 PM (bs+z0)

252 Oh, and the guards responsible for protecting Epstein 'from himself' and didn't do their (stated) job, received less penalty than these border agents did from doing their job.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 14, 2022 03:20 PM (fs1hN)

253 Being on a train would be interesting depending on where you were. I think after a couple hours it'd be boring. Same goes for being on a river barge. You get to see the countryside from a different perspective, but after a while it all pretty much looks the same.

Still, if given the chance I'd try either one or both.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 14, 2022 03:20 PM (BFigT)

254 This would segue well into the Proud Boys article in Am. Greatness by Deb. Heine.

Leaked docs show one of the FBI plants reports completely counter the charges. It is pretty disgusting.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 14, 2022 03:20 PM (QxRYP)

255 where is the gope asking for a special prosecutor?

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 14, 2022 03:20 PM (OuH7W)

256 To be fair, the "Red Queen" error was Turley's. Ace just cited him.
Posted by: Average Guy at July 14, 2022 03:17 PM (f7Cdr)
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We're through the looking glass on that one.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:20 PM (krQz2)

257 When social caste determines guilt or innocence, there cannot be anything but Red Queen justice. That's the whole point of caste systems.

The J6 political prisoners will continue to rot, and the Border employees punished unfairly ad infinitum, especially when the Republicans take Congress, because to raise objections might put the next Ukrainian grift package at risk while they get a larger cut. Lower castes may be allowed to hold office and majorities now and then, but they know more than anyone it is the Brahmin who call the shots.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 14, 2022 03:21 PM (nMx88)

258 And the winner for Best Movie by a Kiddie Diddler is...

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:17 PM (krQz2)

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"And for the first time in history, we have a 500-way tie!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 14, 2022 03:21 PM (jkiTL)

259 Epstein was murdered and Barr was in charge at DOJ and did nothing.
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Too busy hunting down Hillary and working on election fraud.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 14, 2022 03:21 PM (yikp0)

260 Epstein was murdered and Barr was in charge at DOJ and did nothing.

Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Barr was just as complicit in the Epstein case as he was as AG during Ruby Ridge in excusing Lon the Feeb sniper.

Posted by: whig at July 14, 2022 03:21 PM (BjqxB)

261 131 Related: Netflix has a new show featuring Chelsea and Hillary Clinton!

They've decided "shitshow" should be a literal term instead of a descriptive one.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 14, 2022 03:01 PM (Bd6X

Should've gone with "Latrine Show."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 14, 2022 03:21 PM (KbCG3)

262 Mila Jovovich is ok in the RE movies...but her hubbie sure likes to get her naked in them...something I don't remember at all from the games...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2022 03:21 PM (ESjRY)

263
Lost

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 03:21 PM (Zhwz2)

264 And the guards allowed a man to be murdered, and the border agents inconvenienced a few illegal aliens for a few minutes and never touched them.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 14, 2022 03:21 PM (fs1hN)

265 where is the gope asking for a special prosecutor?
Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 14, 2022 03:20 PM (OuH7W)
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That isn't who they are.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2022 03:22 PM (WWh8n)

266 78 I think driving a train would be fun. I mean, how hard can it be, and you get to see lots of nice scenery!

plenty of time to check your phone. what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 14, 2022 03:22 PM (sGtp+)

267 Even IF Epstein killed Epstein, Barr was in charge of DOJ.

Mission Accomplished

Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2022 03:22 PM (Y274z)

268 LEAVE THOSE BREAKFAST TACOS ALONE

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2022 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

269 Thor, Love and Thunder Pitch Meeting:

https://youtu.be/FGgaYSk28IM

Posted by: Sharkman at July 14, 2022 03:22 PM (0seoq)

270 "Remember, NeverTrump promised you that Joe Biden was an honest and honorable man .."

To be fair, he is clean. His daughter washed him in the shower and can attest to it.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 14, 2022 03:22 PM (QYQ5e)

271 where is the gope asking for a special prosecutor?
___________________________________________

You have to send them $100 so they can ask for a special prosecutor.

They won't get one. They'll just ask.

And they keep your $100.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 14, 2022 03:22 PM (lf83v)

272 And from what I hear, the union that represents border control agents hates law enforcement. So, no help there.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 14, 2022 03:22 PM (BJKQV)

273 ... Even bad movies I like to see how they end

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2022 03:22 PM (2JoB8)

274 257 The J6 political prisoners will continue to rot

that's nothing compared to horror inflicted on ray epps

Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 14, 2022 03:23 PM (sGtp+)

275 Mila Jovovich is ok in the RE movies...but her hubbie sure likes to get her naked in them...something I don't remember at all from the games...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2022 03:21 PM (ESjRY)

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I'm sure someone created a mod for that.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 14, 2022 03:23 PM (TNyrE)

276 Honorable men can line up at least a Baker's Dozen M&Ms on their pecker. Or is it Reece's Pieces? Only Honorable Men know the answer...

Posted by: Retarded Quads at July 14, 2022 03:23 PM (euuYq)

277 The Shady Bunch

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 03:06 PM (Zhwz2)

All in the Family.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 14, 2022 03:23 PM (U3uv2)

278 What is Hot Air? Why would anyone go there anymore. I'd rather get a platinum Bulwark subscription. Well actually no, but they are all dead to me.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 14, 2022 03:23 PM (GwxCX)

279 "And for the first time in history, we have a 500-way tie!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 14, 2022 03:21 PM (jkiTL)


LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 14, 2022 03:23 PM (DRSnL)

280 Isn't Epstein/Barr a disease?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 14, 2022 03:23 PM (lf83v)

281 274 257 The J6 political prisoners will continue to rot

The few that have gotten a"trial" were forced to confess their guilt and blame Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2022 03:24 PM (bs+z0)

282 I'd rather get a platinum Bulwark subscription.

Act now and get a free cuck shed!

Posted by: a platinum Bulwark subscription. at July 14, 2022 03:24 PM (ESjRY)

283 "no one cares" until a prosecutor brings charges. Culture follows the law, unlike what Brietbart said.

I understand that it's not realistic. But ask "when" until they say "never".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 14, 2022 03:24 PM (44ww/)

284 Mila Jovovich is ok in the RE movies...but her hubbie sure likes to get her naked in them...something I don't remember at all from the games...

There are mods.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2022 03:24 PM (ZGrMX)

285 Law & Order: Special Perpetrators Unit

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 03:24 PM (Zhwz2)

286 275 Mila Jovovich is ok in the RE movies...but her hubbie sure likes to get her naked in them...something I don't remember at all from the games...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2022 03:21 PM (ESjRY)

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I'm sure someone created a mod for that.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 14, 2022 03:23 PM (TNyrE)

Jill Valentine in a tube top and miniskirt from RE3: "What am I, chopped zombie??!"

Posted by: Thrawn at July 14, 2022 03:24 PM (Rl7KJ)

287 281 274 257 The J6 political prisoners will continue to rot

The few that have gotten a"trial" were forced to confess their guilt and blame Trump
Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2022 03:24 PM (bs+z0)

Our Democracy at its finest.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 14, 2022 03:25 PM (nMx88)

288 The Pubbies can't even sign out Joe's financial records, since the Dems put the kibosh on Republican-initiated oversight.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:25 PM (krQz2)

289 Mila Jovovich is ok in the RE movies...but her hubbie sure likes to get her naked in them...something I don't remember at all from the games...
Posted by: 18-1

She is a specimen. That's for sure.

Posted by: Retarded Quads at July 14, 2022 03:25 PM (euuYq)

290 Yeah, driving a train is super easy.

— Zombie Buster Keaton

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 14, 2022 03:25 PM (mU6uM)

291 Still, if given the chance I'd try either one or both.
==
I rode a train for a couple of hours getting from Mexican border to a place in central mex and then back after a week. It was reasonably decent way to travel. Nice enough scenery. Conversation with traveling group was the entertainment. There were no amenities. There was a toilet somewhere, supposedly. Didn't use it. No dining car, obvs.

Posted by: only time on a train was in Ol mex at July 14, 2022 03:25 PM (zgf3y)

292
Murder, She Committed

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 03:25 PM (Zhwz2)

293 280 Isn't Epstein/Barr a disease?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 14, 2022 03:23 PM (lf83v)

Yes and it can lead to death

Posted by: 7man at July 14, 2022 03:25 PM (qwO6y)

294 What if Epstein isn't dead.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2022 03:25 PM (Sey1j)

295 It might look like he's demented but in fact he IS demented and the junta put him in charge because he is demented.

And the whoa getty back go back up gal is just stupid as all get out.

Thank Pence and the US Senate.

Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2022 03:26 PM (Y274z)

296 "NeverTrump tells a lot of lies. A lot of lies. And they cover up all of those lies by telling still more lies."

You mean like David French is pious and Jonah Goldberg is svelte? Oh wait, Charlie Sykes is a devoted monogamist?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 14, 2022 03:26 PM (QYQ5e)

297 The few that have gotten a"trial" were forced to confess their guilt and blame Trump
Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2022 03:24 PM (bs+z0)

Our Democracy at its finest.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 14, 2022 03:25 PM (nMx8
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We're sleepwalking toward fascism unless Garland hires the sniper to take him out.

Posted by: John Cusack at July 14, 2022 03:26 PM (krQz2)

298 The No-Yellow Shadow

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 14, 2022 03:26 PM (yikp0)

299 Amazing folks are still in jail for J6.

Posted by: Retarded Quads at July 14, 2022 03:26 PM (euuYq)

300 119 Biden not only should be impeached but he should go to jail.
Posted by: vic /s at July 14, 2022 02:59 PM (mZwKe)


Agreed!
The man has performed multiple felonies.
In addition to being a crappy president

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 14, 2022 03:26 PM (r6f6k)

301 What if Epstein isn't dead.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2022 03:25 PM (Sey1j)
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Then he really didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:26 PM (krQz2)

302 And the winner for Best Movie by a Kiddie Diddler is...

That would be a hotly contested category. Even animation would be eligible. Maybe especially animation.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2022 03:26 PM (ZGrMX)

303 Agreed Axeman, Roman Polanski is a terrible human being. Great film maker but the worst kind of person, he treated Sharon like garbage and then the child molestation. He should be in prison, or buried beneath one if I had my choice.

Posted by: Wicklow at July 14, 2022 03:26 PM (uH65w)

304 Hunter

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 14, 2022 03:27 PM (89T5c)

305 She is a specimen. That's for sure.
________________________________________

A superior specimen born in the USSR, naturally.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin, The Chemo Wing of Moscow General at July 14, 2022 03:27 PM (lf83v)

306 Not to be pedantic about the Mystery Click of the day, but...

The "Wall of Sound" was Phil Spector's thing, and it was picked up, some what, by the Wrecking Crew in LA. For sure Brian Wilson was a big fan of Phil's sound.

Motown's sound came from the "Snake Pit". A sound that has been near impossible to re-create due to the acoustics of the basement studio at Hittsville USA.

Two different styles.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 14, 2022 03:27 PM (BgMrQ)

307 ace you are not being fair. NeverTrump's position is opposition to the current regime, and their opposition is like their anger:

"fully controlled"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2022 03:27 PM (xhaym)

308 The J6 political prisoners will continue to rot
==
How many are still in prison at this point - what is the number?

Posted by: never forget at July 14, 2022 03:27 PM (zgf3y)

309 Ultra MAGA PI

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 14, 2022 03:27 PM (GwxCX)

310 Where the heck is the requisite Devo video?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 14, 2022 03:27 PM (QYQ5e)

311 What if Epstein isn't dead.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2022

Joe Rogan talked about that.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 14, 2022 03:28 PM (VdGjU)

312 Jill Valentine in a tube top and miniskirt from RE3: "What am I, chopped zombie??!"

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" - that lesbian that tanked G4TV's reboot.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2022 03:28 PM (ZGrMX)

313 Kamela Harris drove a train. Long after Joetatoe did.

Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2022 03:28 PM (Y274z)

314 How many are still in prison at this point - what is the number?
Posted by: never forget at July 14, 2022 03:27 PM (zgf3y)

Don't know but they dragged one out to "testify" at the J6 kangaroo court and he dutifully blamed Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2022 03:28 PM (bs+z0)

315 "Take the guns first... Due process second."
Donald J. Trump

"That is why I have called for red flag laws, also known as extreme risk, protection orders."
Donald J. Trump

Posted by: Broken Apple at July 14, 2022 03:28 PM (NBYQM)

316 Ultra MAGA PI where Hill and Hubbel go around trying to dig up dirt on people and just make it up. Music by Mike Hammer. Special guest star by Lanny Bruer.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 14, 2022 03:28 PM (GwxCX)

317 It can't be both a fun distraction and nobody knows about it. Pick one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2022 03:16 PM (Ivdso)


It could be like niche anime, or collecting Pogues and bottlecaps . . .

Ooh, a 1951 Grape Nehi!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2022 03:28 PM (xhaym)

318 295 It might look like he's demented but in fact he IS demented and the junta put him in charge because he is demented.

And the whoa getty back go back up gal is just stupid as all get out.

Thank Pence and the US Senate.
Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2022 03:26 PM (Y274z)

"Biden" was installed to do exactly what he is doing. Everything that has happened is intentional.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 14, 2022 03:28 PM (nMx88)

319 A special prosecutor for Hunter's (and the clan's) shenanigans? But why? Poor baby is an addict.

But, as you know, the left wants Ginni Thomas hauled before the 1/6 committee for HER emails.

Posted by: Lola at July 14, 2022 03:29 PM (NIYa7)

320 What if Epstein isn't dead.
______________________________

Oh, pish-posh.

Posted by: Osama Bin-Laden, the Pakistan Hilton at July 14, 2022 03:29 PM (lf83v)

321 LEAVE THOSE BREAKFAST TACOS ALONE

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2022 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

----------

"All in all, it's just another breakfast taco
On the other side of Trump's big beautiful wall!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 14, 2022 03:29 PM (jDtMq)

322 Joe is just imitating his former boss, "The Police Behaved Stupidly" Obama.

Posted by: Paladin at July 14, 2022 03:29 PM (rzEiT)

323 What if Epstein isn't dead.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2022 03:25 PM (Sey1j)

He's dead. She will be soon. And all the client evidence is locked up tighter than Fort Knox.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 14, 2022 03:29 PM (U3uv2)

324 Where the heck is the requisite Devo video?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 14, 2022 03:27 PM

When a taco comes along, you must whip it...

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 14, 2022 03:29 PM (GwxCX)

325 I'm expecting a mini series about Joe Biden except they turn the corrupt, stupid, senile pervert into a Republican

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 14, 2022 03:29 PM (VdGjU)

326
Agreed!
The man has performed multiple felonies.
In addition to being a crappy president
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 14, 2022 03:26 PM (r6f6k)



Hey old man....what you in for?

"Bad presidentin...."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 14, 2022 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

327 I understand that Biden said something stupid and that's why these guys are being punished, but who was still paying attention to this and holding Biden to his word? Who is he sucking up to? Who's pushing for this?

Posted by: 29Victor at July 14, 2022 03:30 PM (BJKQV)

328 I think driving a train would be fun. I mean, how hard can it be, and you get to see lots of nice scenery!

plenty of time to check your phone. what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: kulak anachronda



There is a female Scandihoovian who is a train pilot, who posts hours long vidjas on YuToob of her travels through some of the most beautiful landscapes on earth. Very soothing.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 14, 2022 03:30 PM (0seoq)

329
Desperate Sousewives

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 03:30 PM (Zhwz2)

330 Ooh, a 1951 Grape Nehi!
Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2022 03:28 PM (xhaym)

I got a bunch of those!

Posted by: Corporal Walter O'Reily at July 14, 2022 03:30 PM (PiwSw)

331 What if Epstein isn't dead.
........

It happens.

Posted by: Fat Elvis at July 14, 2022 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

332 Agreed Axeman, Roman Polanski is a terrible human being. Great film maker but the worst kind of person, he treated Sharon like garbage and then the child molestation. He should be in prison, or buried beneath one if I had my choice.
Posted by: Wicklow at July 14, 2022 03:26 PM (uH65w)
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I don't know that the guy ever made a bad film. And I've seen his earlier stuff, like Repulsion.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:31 PM (krQz2)

333 I'm expecting a mini series about Joe Biden except they turn the corrupt, stupid, senile pervert into a Republican
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 14, 2022 03:29 PM

So pretty much every show and movie now.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 14, 2022 03:31 PM (GwxCX)

334 What if Epstein isn't dead.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2022



Jeffrey Epstein is DEAD and General Motors is ALIVE!!!!!

Posted by: Joey Fingerstick McShitpants at July 14, 2022 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

335 Who is Genni Thomas? Explain it to me like I'm a 5 year old boob guy...

Posted by: Retarded Quads at July 14, 2022 03:31 PM (euuYq)

336 318 295 It might look like he's demented but in fact he IS demented and the junta put him in charge because he is demented.

And the whoa getty back go back up gal is just stupid as all get out.

Thank Pence and the US Senate.
Posted by: torabora

"Biden" was installed to do exactly what he is doing. Everything that has happened is intentional.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
---------
TPMC is onto something here... things are going according to "The Plan".

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 14, 2022 03:31 PM (3lLYN)

337 He's dead. She will be soon. And all the client evidence is locked up tighter than Fort Knox.
==
and by "dead" you mean: post reconstructive surgery and living on an island near Bali.

Posted by: Joe Rogan at July 14, 2022 03:31 PM (6i+sl)

338 Days of Wine and...More Wine: The Hillary Clinton Story

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:31 PM (krQz2)

339 >>> 323 What if Epstein isn't dead.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2022 03:25 PM (Sey1j)

He's dead. She will be soon. And all the client evidence is locked up tighter than Fort Knox.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 14, 2022 03:29 PM (U3uv2)

Evidence? Didn't the Eff.Bee.EYE (or was it the CIA) set fire to the entire island?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2022 03:31 PM (llON8)

340 Isn't Epstein/Barr a disease?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 14, 2022 03:23 PM (lf83v)

--------

Also known as Post-Traumatic Hyoid Disorder.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 14, 2022 03:32 PM (qTwBO)

341 There is a female Scandihoovian who is a train pilot, who posts hours long vidjas on YuToob of her travels through some of the most beautiful landscapes on earth. Very soothing.
Posted by: Sharkman

Damnit, Sharkman! Link that shit, nibba!

Posted by: Retarded Quads at July 14, 2022 03:32 PM (euuYq)

342 338 Days of Wine and...More Wine: The Hillary Clinton Story
Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:31 PM (krQz2)

The Bollard And I.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 14, 2022 03:32 PM (PiwSw)

343 Jeffrey Epstein is DEAD and General Motors is ALIVE!!!!!
Posted by: Joey Fingerstick McShitpants at July 14, 2022 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

This government wants Perdicaris alive or Raisuni dead.

Posted by: zombie Teddy Roosevelt at July 14, 2022 03:32 PM (BgMrQ)

344 Who is Genni Thomas? Explain it to me like I'm a 5 year old boob guy...
==
Justice CLarence Thomas' second wife.

She sent emails to Trumps chief of staff. They are claiming her work in politics should disqualify Thomas from any cases they think his vote might matter.

Posted by: Explainer at July 14, 2022 03:33 PM (8V13n)

345 The "Wall of Sound" was Phil Spector's thing, and it was picked up, some what, by the Wrecking in LA. For sure Brian Wilson was a big fan of Phil's sound.

Motown's sound came from the "Snake Pit". A sound that has been near impossible to re-create due to the acoustics of the basement studio at Hittsville USA.

Two different styles.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

Capital Records had basement echo chambers that were used to tune the studio. 50s - 60s recording techniques, when done at the highest level in some ways were a pinnacle moment.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Protesting Peacefully Since 2020 at July 14, 2022 03:33 PM (mOs5Q)

346 299 more now than 2 months ago. They are still dragging them in and jailing them

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2022 03:33 PM (2JoB8)

347 314 How many are still in prison at this point - what is the number?
Posted by: never forget at July 14, 2022 03:27 PM (zgf3y)

--->the problem is that they're not done arresting ppl.

so, the question is how many more are they going to arrest, and when are they going to arrest trump...and how many gop candidates will they arrest early nov 2022?

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 14, 2022 03:33 PM (OuH7W)

348 Evidence? Didn't the Eff.Bee.EYE (or was it the CIA) set fire to the entire island?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Jewish Space Lasers, Helena.

Posted by: Retarded Quads at July 14, 2022 03:34 PM (euuYq)

349
She sent emails to Trumps chief of staff. They are claiming her work in politics should disqualify Thomas from any cases they think his vote might matter.
Posted by: Explainer at July 14, 2022 03:33 PM (8V13n)



LOL.

Now do Elena Kagan and Owebamacare.

Posted by: Joey Fingerstick McShitpants at July 14, 2022 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

350 Who is Genni Thomas? Explain it to me like I'm a 5 year old boob guy...

Posted by: Retarded Quads at July 14, 2022 03:31 PM (euuYq)

Justice Thomas' wife.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 14, 2022 03:34 PM (U3uv2)

351 Damn sock.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 14, 2022 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

352 You know, I should have marked all of my computers and hard drives in my Abbottabad apartment as "Property of Hunter Biden." The U.S. government would have just ignored them.

Posted by: Osama Bin-Laden, the Pakistan Hilton at July 14, 2022 03:34 PM (lf83v)

353 There is a female Scandihoovian who is a train pilot, who posts hours long vidjas on YuToob of her travels through some of the most beautiful landscapes on earth. Very soothing.

Those are great, especially the winter ones.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2022 03:35 PM (ZGrMX)

354 How many are still in prison at this point - what is the number?
Posted by: never forget at July 14, 2022 03:27 PM (zgf3y)

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None are actually in prison. They're in the DC jail.

They're just being treated like they were in prison...in Turkey.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:35 PM (krQz2)

355 Capital Records had basement echo chambers that were used to tune the studio. 50s - 60s recording techniques, when done at the highest level in some ways were a pinnacle moment.
Posted by: Lost In Space - Protesting Peacefully Since 2020 at July 14, 2022 03:33 PM (mOs5Q)
++++
The need for clarity and punch and major musicality that could be reproduced effectively at low quality (noisy radios, noisy records, noisy speaker circuitry, etc.) was a distinct problem and Phil Spector, piece of shit that he was, nailed it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2022 03:35 PM (WWh8n)

356 How many are still in prison at this point - what is the number?
Posted by: never forget at July 14, 2022 03:27 PM (zgf3y)

--->the problem is that they're not done arresting ppl.
==
This is why we need to keep the COUNT.

People need to understand that there are hundreds of citizens being held without bail for trespassing/parading without a permit.

Posted by: Never Forget at July 14, 2022 03:35 PM (8V13n)

357 The plan is working all over this land.
You treat the Border Patrol Agents like the City of Seattle treats it's Police officers.
The officers can't stand the abuse any longer and begin quitting in droves.
Without law enforcement on the borders or in the Cities you get the Chaos you wanted.

The plan to destroy America is going well.

Posted by: FARVA at July 14, 2022 03:35 PM (z9V4B)

358 Who is Genni Thomas? Explain it to me like I'm a 5 year old boob guy...
==
Justice CLarence Thomas' second wife.

She sent emails to Trumps chief of staff. They are claiming her work in politics should disqualify Thomas from any cases they think his vote might matter.
Posted by: Explainer

Posted by: Retarded Quads at July 14, 2022 03:35 PM (euuYq)

359 Killmore Girls

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 03:36 PM (Zhwz2)

360 179 For what it's worth, Lewis Carroll did have a wee bit of a pedo problem. He was rather fond of doing amateur photography, and there are photos of Alice and her older sister that... well, at one point the girls' parents stopped letting Carroll hang out with the girls.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2022 03:08 PM

What are you talking about, Jack? This Carroll guy is my kinda pornographer! Look at that sultry, minxy strumpet, giving me that "come hither" look. You know she wants a sniffing!
https://tinyurl.com/5c67bdny

Posted by: Joe "Sniffy" Biden at July 14, 2022 03:36 PM (I3jDZ)

361 I am sure the number of jailed Jan6 ralliers is above 600

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2022 03:36 PM (2JoB8)

362 9021OhJustDieAlready

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 14, 2022 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

363 Now do Elena Kagan and Owebamacare.
===
She helped write the law she later upheld as a Justice. This is not a conflict of interest tho. Its just prior experience and specialized knowledge. Derp. Derp.

Posted by: the explainer at July 14, 2022 03:37 PM (Nz9jJ)

364 9021OhJustDieAlready

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 14, 2022 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

Pedo Joe's Place.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 14, 2022 03:38 PM (U3uv2)

365 Woman Doctor whose name is escaping me but could picture her got 6mo, $9,000 fine, f of going to rally. Don't think she ever walked into any building.

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2022 03:38 PM (2JoB8)

366 Orson Welles’ version of Macbeth is pretty unintentionally funny, IIRC.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 14, 2022 03:39 PM (mU6uM)

367 Melrose Places His Hand On Your Nipples

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 14, 2022 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

368 I think driving a train would be fun. I mean, how hard can it be, and you get to see lots of nice scenery!
Posted by: Weasel


I had a railroad engineer do a safety talk a few years ago at work. Interesting. Statistically, an engineer hits a vehicle about every 14 months. I don't know how often they are fatal collisions.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 14, 2022 03:39 PM (lTGtQ)

369 Charged with: - Cosplay at the Capitol

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2022 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

370
Days of our Lies

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 03:40 PM (Zhwz2)

371 Capital Records had basement echo chambers that were used to tune the studio. 50s - 60s recording techniques, when done at the highest level in some ways were a pinnacle moment.

Motown just put a speaker and microphone in the attic for reverb. Abbey Road had purpose-built echo chamber rooms, like Capitol did.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2022 03:40 PM (ZGrMX)

372
The Old and The Sexless

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 03:41 PM (Zhwz2)

373
"Biden" was installed to do exactly what he is doing. Everything that has happened is intentional.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
---------
TPMC is onto something here... things are going according to "The Plan".
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 14, 2022 03:31 PM (3lLYN)

This is true. It's Barky's third term.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 14, 2022 03:41 PM (Qhnrt)

374 >>> 368
==
I had a railroad engineer do a safety talk a few years ago at work. Interesting. Statistically, an engineer hits a vehicle about every 14 months. I don't know how often they are fatal collisions.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 14, 2022 03:39 PM (lTGtQ)

That's more than I would have expected. I don't see how a car being hit by a *train* could not be fatal, unless everyone had gotten the F out of the car.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2022 03:41 PM (llON8)

375 Dr Simone Gold of Frontline Doctors.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 14, 2022 03:41 PM (5HBd1)

376 The need for clarity and punch and major musicality that could be reproduced effectively at low quality (noisy radios, noisy records, noisy speaker circuitry, etc.) was a distinct problem and Phil Spector, piece of shit that he was, nailed it. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

The 60's EMI engineers were mad geniuses too. Abracadabra!, a free Ebook, tells the story of how the Beatle's Revolver album. It touches on some of the tricks used to get that sound. Great read.

http://www.revolverbook.co.uk/

Posted by: Lost In Space - Protesting Peacefully Since 2020 at July 14, 2022 03:41 PM (mOs5Q)

377 I think driving a train would be fun. I mean, how hard can it be, and you get to see lots of nice scenery!
Posted by: Weasel


Wait until it jumps the tracks, and see who catches hell.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2022 03:42 PM (a3Q+t)

378 The Finger Bang Theory

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2022 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

379 T*R*A*S*H

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 14, 2022 03:42 PM (U3uv2)

380 Woman Doctor whose name is escaping me but could picture her got 6mo, $9,000 fine, f of going to rally. Don't think she ever walked into any building.

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2022 03:38 PM (2JoB
---
Neither did Brandon Straka, facing 4 years in prison for standing on the lawn.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:42 PM (krQz2)

381 tatistically, an engineer hits a vehicle about every 14 months.
==
Frankly that's gotta suck. A lot of times they can probably see it coming for miles and just can't stop. Laying on the horn and locking up the brakes is all they can do.

Posted by: Not sure I'd want to drive actually at July 14, 2022 03:42 PM (zgf3y)

382 It's Barky's third term.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 14, 2022 03:41 PM (Qhnrt)



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE OBAMA WROTE ABOUT EATING A DOG.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at July 14, 2022 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

383 She sent emails to Trumps chief of staff. They are claiming her work in politics should disqualify Thomas from any cases they think his vote might matter.
Posted by: Explainer at July 14, 2022 03:33 PM (8V13n)

What really pisses them off is the rules for when a SCOTUS Judge should recuse themselves. The rules are - oh wait, there are no rules. Never has been. If a Justice personally feels that he should stay off a case, he does. If not, he doesn't. That's it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2022 03:42 PM (trdmm)

384 The main thing they want is a reason to pull Dr Gold's medical license. And Dr Malone is finding that they are rewriting the history of mRNA research so that he doesn't get mentioned.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 14, 2022 03:43 PM (5HBd1)

385
T*R*A*S*H
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 14, 2022 03:42 PM (U3uv2)

LOL

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 03:43 PM (Zhwz2)

386 Killmore Girls
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 03:36 PM (Zhwz2)


That's a good one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 14, 2022 03:44 PM (DRSnL)

387 That's more than I would have expected. I don't see how a car being hit by a *train* could not be fatal, unless everyone had gotten the F out of the car.
==
This happens a fair amount of the time. Car stalls, train coming, they try to get it started. Horn sounds for mile or so, they eventually decide to abandon the car. The fatalities are oftentimes suicides or drunks.

Posted by: Not sure I'd want to drive actually at July 14, 2022 03:44 PM (GaU91)

388 Room .223

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 14, 2022 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

389 >>> 381 tatistically, an engineer hits a vehicle about every 14 months.
==
Frankly that's gotta suck. A lot of times they can probably see it coming for miles and just can't stop. Laying on the horn and locking up the brakes is all they can do.
Posted by: Not sure I'd want to drive actually at July 14, 2022 03:42 PM (zgf3y)

istr some retard commie protestor in the Reagan era losing his legs because he expected a train which was thought to be carrying 'nucular' weapons to stop when the engineer saw him.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2022 03:44 PM (llON8)

390 That's more than I would have expected. I don't see how a car being hit by a *train* could not be fatal, unless everyone had gotten the F out of the car.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
___

There are utoob vids of semis hauling trailers getting stuck at a RR crossing, usually due to the grade.

Most of the time the train goes through the trailer.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 14, 2022 03:44 PM (2bQyj)

391 T*R*A*S*H
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 14, 2022 03:42 PM (U3uv2)

LOL

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 03:43 PM (Zhwz2)

I thought All in the Family was good, but you never know what lands.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 14, 2022 03:44 PM (U3uv2)

392 She sent emails to Trumps chief of staff. They are claiming her work in politics should disqualify Thomas from any cases they think his vote might matter.
Posted by: Explainer at July 14, 2022 03:33 PM (8V13n)

The Legislative Branch does not have that kind of Constitutional oversight over the Judicial Branch. You can't impeach and remove judges because you dislike their spouse's politics, or because they ignore your demand that they quit.

But Dems aren't really into understanding how the United States government was formed and what roles everyone plays - they're adult toddlers playing in DC's version of the Caterpillar Room.

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2022 03:45 PM (+Cgut)

393 What really pisses them off is the rules for when a SCOTUS Judge should recuse themselves. The rules are - oh wait, there are no rules. Never has been. If a Justice personally feels that he should stay off a case, he does. If not, he doesn't. That's it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2022 03:42 PM (trdmm)
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If anybody should have recused themselves it would have been Kagen in NFIB v. Sebelius.

She *started* the defense briefs of the administration!

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:45 PM (krQz2)

394 That's more than I would have expected. I don't see how a car being hit by a *train* could not be fatal, unless everyone had gotten the F out of the car.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket


I would guess at least half are high centered 18 wheelers, where the trailer is hit and demolished, and the driver has already gotten out. Those are what you see if you look for train crash videos. Still, the worse ones then would be every 2-3 years.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 14, 2022 03:45 PM (lTGtQ)

395 Wait Til Your Fondler Gets Home.

Posted by: Rex B at July 14, 2022 03:45 PM (uAy3h)

396 Dial H For Murder

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:45 PM (krQz2)

397 Frankly that's gotta suck. A lot of times they can probably see it coming for miles and just can't stop. Laying on the horn and locking up the brakes is all they can do.

I saw a story that the new Brightline rail service in Miami had people self-Darwinizing on almost a weekly basis for a while because everyone was trying to beat the train.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2022 03:46 PM (ZGrMX)

398 226 Hunter is a fun distraction but nobody really gives a shit.

It can't be both a fun distraction and nobody knows about it. Pick one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2022 03:16 PM (Ivdso)

It’s a fun distraction places like here where we can laugh about it. But nobody who isn’t already anti-Biden gives a shit about Hunter.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2022 03:46 PM (1Kx8v)

399 some retard commie protestor in the Reagan era losing his legs because he expected a train which was thought to be carrying 'nucular' weapons to stop when the engineer saw him.

He didn't know the Five "D"s.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 14, 2022 03:46 PM (44ww/)

400 Jake and the Crack Smoker

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 14, 2022 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

401 Republicans Demand DOJ Release J6 Surveillance And Police Body Cam Footage

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2022 03:47 PM (RHGPo)

402 Well, if I were a Border Patrol agent, I too would be guilty of using denigrating and inappropriate language today.
The ragheads have come to my community. Islamic women using their kids as props are set up at several lights with their pan handling signs.
I guess I'm a big raycist meanie. I have lived in the middle east for several years so ya know, I'm OK with that.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2022 03:47 PM (anj39)

403 Trump's ex, Ivana is mort. RIP.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 14, 2022 03:47 PM (qH6FZ)

404 I saw a story that the new Brightline rail service in Miami had people self-Darwinizing on almost a weekly basis for a while because everyone was trying to beat the train.
Posted by: Ian S

The PRd crossings in dt Norman don't have arms. Idiots get run over here a lot more often than you would think.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 14, 2022 03:48 PM (MGB5H)

405 >>> 401 Republicans Demand DOJ Release J6 Surveillance And Police Body Cam Footage
Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2022 03:47 PM (RHGPo)

I'm sure Garland et al will get right on that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2022 03:48 PM (llON8)

406 I'm beginning to think democrats have bred their voters to be reactionary, perpetually frightened, and beholden to their elected officials for direction.

Posted by: red speck at July 14, 2022 03:48 PM (gS3OW)

407
Steal A Fortune

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 03:48 PM (Zhwz2)

408 The PRd crossings in dt Norman don't have arms. Idiots get run over here a lot more often than you would think.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Ped*

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 14, 2022 03:48 PM (MGB5H)

409 Hunter is a fun distraction but nobody really gives a shit.
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Except the voicemail message found on Hunter's machine where Biden is talking to his son about his son's business is about *Biden*, not Hunter.

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:48 PM (krQz2)

410 >>>Biden thinks six impossible things before breakfast.


1. I'll make it to the bathroom next time.
2. I'm going to tell Jill whose in charge...

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 14, 2022 03:48 PM (T/vhV)

411 Trump's ex, Ivana is mort. RIP.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 14, 2022 03:47 PM (qH6FZ)

RIP.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 14, 2022 03:48 PM (U3uv2)

412 some retard commie protestor in the Reagan era losing his legs because he expected a train which was thought to be carrying 'nucular' weapons to stop when the engineer saw him.

I enjoy the YouTube videos where morons brake-check a semi and end up with a turbodiesel in their back seat. It's dumb enough to do that with cars, but doing it with a semi is a whole other level of stupid.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2022 03:49 PM (ZGrMX)

413 403 Trump's ex, Ivana is mort. RIP.

Seriously ? She wasn't that old

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2022 03:49 PM (bs+z0)

414 A 500 page report to just say, "There was no whipping, but we were embarrassed on Twitter for a couple of hours, so people gonna have to pay one way or the other."

Posted by: Match Checksout at July 14, 2022 03:49 PM (IK4m/)

415 Read Julie Kelly's January 6 book.
They work on defendants breaking them like the Soviets did in Gulags. Many have given up and fully sign on it was Trump who talked them into their charge up San Juan Hill to take the Democrats battle positions.

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2022 03:49 PM (2JoB8)

416
OT: 9 yr old bassist Ellen Alalaverdyan meets Steve Vai at his home studio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGeEDokRRnI

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 14, 2022 03:49 PM (n+4am)

417 The Ex-Files

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 14, 2022 03:49 PM (ckWwx)

418 The ragheads have come to my community. Islamic women using their kids as props are set up at several lights with their pan handling signs.
Posted by: Diogenes

In AZ: Kids used as begging props (just being present) will get the kids removed by child protective services and the beggars arrested.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 14, 2022 03:49 PM (7f6JG)

419 Dial H For Murder

Posted by: Axeman at July 14, 2022 03:45 PM (krQz2)

That's a good one.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 14, 2022 03:49 PM (U3uv2)

420 Republicans Demand DOJ Release J6 Surveillance And Police Body Cam Footage
Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2022 03:47 PM (RHGPo)
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You didn't say Mother May I!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 14, 2022 03:49 PM (krQz2)

421 What's My Crime

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2022 03:49 PM (WWh8n)

422 Time article, updated June 15, 2022, reported Jan. 6 Capitol Rioters Arrests and Sentences so far.

"More than 840 people have been arrested for storming the U. S. Capitol building..."

Posted by: Lola at July 14, 2022 03:50 PM (NIYa7)

423 Sad Nood

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2022 03:50 PM (2JoB8)

424
Trump's ex, Ivana is mort. RIP.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 14, 2022 03:47 PM


another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 14, 2022 03:50 PM (ENBF0)

425 The Pedo Files

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 14, 2022 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

426 Republicans Demand DOJ Release J6 Surveillance And Police Body Cam Footage
Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2022 03:47 PM (RHGPo)

Of all the things that won't ever happen, that is the least likely thing to happen.

Ray Epps will get waterboarded by Rep Jordan long before anyone allows the footage from that day to ever be released.

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2022 03:51 PM (+Cgut)

427 "More than 840 people have been arrested for storming the U. S. Capitol building..."
==
how many still in custody. . .

Couple hundred at least. Maybe most of them. Kept in filthy conditions, in a separate wing, isolated and the guards third world emigrees who are convinced they are dealing with racists.

Posted by: never forget at July 14, 2022 03:52 PM (8V13n)

428 12 >>>a 500 page report on the incident.
fucking ridiculous.


Well, they say a picture is worth 1000 words. And to explain what happened to Joe, it took a LOT of pictures. A flip-book, really. Like what Joe would recall from his youth at the penny arcades. (But without the young ladies in bloomers.)

Posted by: red speck at July 14, 2022 03:52 PM (gS3OW)

429 yeah, brah, if I was subpoenaed by the 1/6, I'd totally play along at this point. I don't want to go in front of a DC jury full of mini-eichmans

Posted by: sockamster-they're not all bangers, folks at July 14, 2022 03:53 PM (OuH7W)

430
Two for the Money

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2022 03:53 PM (Zhwz2)

431 If only J6 defendants had a really rich guy in their corner who could have paid for high end defense lawyers for them instead of public defenders they got which were useless.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 14, 2022 03:58 PM (1Kx8v)

432 "[...] it should be anathema to an American president."

Not to the one who crowed about instituting civil asset forfeiture.

Posted by: aelfheld at July 14, 2022 04:00 PM (Zy9Yy)

433 Everyone knows you don’t sue the president. Sure it might feel good but there’s no money is that. You sue the media for defamation and then let them blame the president

Posted by: Mitch probably at July 14, 2022 04:10 PM (zMYGS)

434 "80 Port shipping backlog as well as RR Switchyards will be epic.

People will die."

Maybe they should stop putting them into containers to illegally ship them overseas.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 14, 2022 04:12 PM (FbHUP)

435 Is it wrong to hope that this bunch gets Ceaușescu'ed?

Posted by: FriscoYoda at July 14, 2022 04:18 PM (S7une)

436 Just like "A Few Good Men." If you can't find someone guilty of a real crime, hit him with the good ol' "conduct unbecoming" catch-all charges.

Posted by: Octochicken at July 14, 2022 04:19 PM (oCS0o)

437 Ace: "NeverTrump tells a lot of lies. A lot of lies. And they cover up all of those lies by telling still more lies."

You're not cruel enough there. I'm still waiting for A truth to come from those disingenuous asshats. THAT will be a day worth celebrating. Until then, I'll save the sharpest barbed wire and pineapple for them.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 14, 2022 04:19 PM (aXxgO)

438 Fuck Biden. All of them.

Posted by: Democrats: Raping The Children We Can't Kill Since 1973! at July 14, 2022 04:20 PM (jV+aN)

439 Joe XiDen: "If only J6 defendants had a really rich guy in their corner who could have paid for high end defense lawyers for them instead of public defenders they got which were useless."

Along those lines, if only the J6 defendants had representation from some opposition party somewhere, maybe even some leader like a Mevin KcKarthy or a Citch McMonnell, to step up and provide a path out of political persecution.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 14, 2022 04:26 PM (aXxgO)

440 As a lawyer, French used to do good work with I think it was F.I.R.E the Educational freedom stuff. Basically conservative rights on campus legal battles.

Don't ask me what the hell happened. The leftwing and never Trump money and status is like chicken and egg with him. Hard to say which came first. Damn shame. Losing allies who do good work is never a win.

Posted by: Shiggz (cool ranch MAGA) at July 14, 2022 05:27 PM (0SrVS)

441 Impeach Joe Biden Now get that Dictator Out of America and the same for Harris and the rest of their Rougues Gallery

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 14, 2022 06:23 PM (wGqjj)

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