Open Thread

Harris: "We are expanding access to transportation. You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go to do the work and get home." pic.twitter.com/bMhJpnsLHK
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) July 13, 2022

Jesse "In Memory of the Italians We Lost"
@MuskTillDawn
Today is my last day as the guy who spins Kamala Harris around 25 times before pushing her into the room for her interviews. It has been an incredible opportunity and I'm sad to leave it.

Posted by: Ace at 12:48 PM

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 13, 2022 12:49 PM (bVYXr)

2 Whut?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2022 12:49 PM (QSjkU)

3 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 13, 2022 12:49 PM (Do5/p)

4 Read the content.

Posted by: mikeski at July 13, 2022 12:49 PM (MfiXj)

5 And lo, he appears.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2022 12:49 PM (dNqv+)

6 Inflation is reported at 9.1%. It is double that at the grocery store.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 13, 2022 12:49 PM (bVYXr)

7 End gun violence now!

Posted by: David Hogg, soon-to-be-Harvard-graduate at July 13, 2022 12:49 PM (a3Q+t)

8 Is ace mad at the taco-pacolypse from yesterday?

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 13, 2022 12:49 PM (MGB5H)

9 FWEE THWEAD!

Posted by: LITTLE KAMALA at July 13, 2022 12:49 PM (786Ro)

10 At least NOT EFFIN SPONGE.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2022 12:50 PM (QSjkU)

11 Well, I never.

Posted by: BignJames at July 13, 2022 12:50 PM (AwYPR)

12 This is probably your most thoughtful post in years, ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2022 12:50 PM (dNqv+)

13 The Putin tax rose to 9.1%

Posted by: Democrats: Raping The Children We Can't Kill Since 1973! at July 13, 2022 12:50 PM (jV+aN)

14 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2022 12:50 PM (tjClK)

15 BREAKING NEWS: NASA confirms Webb Space Telescope has found Joe Biden's brain in Andromedan Galaxy. News at 11pm

Posted by: Scott_T at July 13, 2022 12:50 PM (2waQ7)

16 Now this is content.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 13, 2022 12:51 PM (ucNJQ)

17 TL/DR

Posted by: 496 at July 13, 2022 12:51 PM (VJsqe)

18 I call bullshit every time I see a sign-language person.

Deaf people read the captions on these videos.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 13, 2022 12:51 PM (44ww/)

19 6 Inflation is reported at 9.1%. It is double that at the grocery store.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 13, 2022 12:49 PM (bVYXr)

Per Biden, that data's out of date, so I'm sure there's nothing to worry about.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at July 13, 2022 12:51 PM (SOV+T)

20 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 13, 2022 12:51 PM (T4tVD)

21 Impressive content. Girthy, even.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 13, 2022 12:51 PM (4p7Em)

22 FUCK that woman's head is a bag of Jell-O tumbling down 15 flights of stairs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2022 12:51 PM (tjClK)

23 "You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go to do the work and get home."

My new ambition in life is play Scrabble against Kamala. For money.

Posted by: Hands at July 13, 2022 12:51 PM (786Ro)

24 I think K. Harris is deathly afraid she may be called upon to take over the Presidency and is actively trying to appear mentally unfit herself.

Or, maybe she's just that stupid.

Posted by: Shrugs and walks off at July 13, 2022 12:51 PM (Ov+jn)

25 We need to be able to both have places to go *and* get to to those places?! Both of those things? This is the kind of incisive observation that makes this a great country with great leadership!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2022 12:51 PM (WWh8n)

26 Content stretching out far and wide

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 13, 2022 12:51 PM (4I/2K)

27 Harris: "We are expanding access to transportation. You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go to do the work and get home."

They don't need me. They need an Etch-a-sketch for her.

Posted by: Hunter Bidens' laptop at July 13, 2022 12:51 PM (cY9wR)

28 the dims campaign cash rescue polls are coming in hard and fast

Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2022 12:52 PM (us2H3)

29 You can't get here from there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2022 12:52 PM (BFigT)

30 Willowed:

10yo girl hoax turn out not to be hoax.

https://bit.ly/3uHRs6g
Posted by: Sarahw at July 13, 2022 12:48 PM (g1vnC)

And of course it's an illegal.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2022 12:52 PM (ZGrMX)

31 8 Is ace mad at the taco-pacolypse from yesterday?
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 13, 2022 12:49 PM (MGB5H)

I always get the feeling that ace is bemused but pleased when we OCD a thread like that. It was the cafe, so it is not like we went off on a snizz tangent when he had written a short novel on a very interesting anecdote about the Tomb of the Unknown soldier.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2022 12:52 PM (dNqv+)

32 Is Dementia contagious?

does she spend a lot of time with Biden? Is she swallowing his demented sperm, causing this?

She's completely incoherent. FUCK we're an embarrassment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2022 12:52 PM (tjClK)

33 Authentic frontier gibberish...

Posted by: Greyman27 at July 13, 2022 12:52 PM (RKLPC)

34 If it weren't Kamala, I'd say she is exposing their desire to control who *gets* to go where, not just the means of doing so - but I actually doubt it because she doesn't really know how to speak.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2022 12:52 PM (WWh8n)

35 We're "expanding access to transportation" by making it more difficult to drive, making it more difficult to make and maintain mass transit projects, and making it more difficult to maintain the value of your currency and savings.

Heckuva job, Kumala.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 13, 2022 12:52 PM (Rl7KJ)

36 "You need to get to go."

We are truly fucked as a nation.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 13, 2022 12:52 PM (MkYsY)

37 I'm only surprised the sign language guy didn't throw his hands up in despair.

Posted by: spindrift at July 13, 2022 12:52 PM (h5TKJ)

38 Her logic is undeniable.

Posted by: OneOfUs at July 13, 2022 12:52 PM (AiZBA)

39 BREAKING NEWS: NASA confirms Webb Space Telescope has found Joe Biden's brain in Andromedan Galaxy. News at 11pm
Posted by: Scott_T at July 13, 2022 12:50 PM

Don't look at me. Let the younger Captains go get it. Recovering one brain is enough.

Posted by: James T. Kirk, Captain, UFP at July 13, 2022 12:52 PM (a3Q+t)

40 When Ace is being terse, I always read him in Clint Eastwood voice.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 13, 2022 12:53 PM (906pl)

41 Dan Quayle > Klamla Harris

Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2022 12:53 PM (dCxaZ)

42 Idk, she didn't seem this stupid when she was a Senator. Average democrat stupid, sure, but this is on a whole nother level.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2022 12:53 PM (UuD2k)

43 VP Harris is so insightful. Every time she speaks, I can honestly say: 'You know, I've never thought about it quite like that before."

Posted by: Simple Stevo at July 13, 2022 12:53 PM (SOV+T)

44 open thread link, enjoy!:

https://www.youtube.com/

watch?v=rIG2UnTM1SI

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 13, 2022 12:53 PM (cupoy)

45 Wherever you go, there you are. And vice versa.

Posted by: Kamala Harris VPOTUS at July 13, 2022 12:53 PM (9l3TU)

46
https://bit.ly/3uHRs6g
Posted by: Sarahw at July 13, 2022 12:48 PM (g1vnC)

And of course it's an illegal.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2022 12:52 PM (ZGrMX)

The "doctor" performing the abortion is SUPPOSED to be reporting such crimes to local authorities, which she is NOT. She should be arrested, tried and convicted for her crimes against The United States, and humanity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2022 12:53 PM (tjClK)

47 Fart it out your ass Kamala. Nobody could tell the difference anyway.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2022 12:53 PM (QSjkU)

48 does she spend a lot of time with Biden? Is she swallowing his demented sperm, causing this?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2022 12:52 PM (tjClK)

Eww.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 13, 2022 12:54 PM (DRSnL)

49 hoooo boy... her handlers must have figured with Biden giving speeches iin Israel, no one would be paying attention...

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 13, 2022 12:54 PM (e0Po/)

50 And of course it's an illegal.

Which means the Biden junta is ultimately responsible for his crimes.

Posted by: Greyman27 at July 13, 2022 12:54 PM (RKLPC)

51 No blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 13, 2022 12:54 PM (vuisn)

52 43 VP Harris is so insightful. Every time she speaks, I can honestly say: 'You know, I've never thought about it quite like that before."
Posted by: Simple Stevo at July 13, 2022 12:53 PM (SOV+T)

You did, you just don't remember because you were 3 years old.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2022 12:54 PM (UuD2k)

53 Wanna know who talks about "expanding access to transportation" (that is, of course, mass transit like buses and rail)>

People in big cities. In small cities or, G-d forbid, towns and rural areas, this entire scheme fails. It cannot be paid for and will increase transit times for everything to a seriously unworkable degree. What it means in reality is that the denizens of big cities will take the bus and everyone else will walk or maybe ride a horse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2022 12:54 PM (WWh8n)

54 and another:

https://www.youtube.com/

watch?v=Zm9tvzRDTS0

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 13, 2022 12:54 PM (cupoy)

55 Interesting. The NH Bar is putting on a seminar: “Vaccine Injury Law.”

Too bad the mRNA treatment ain’t a vaccine.

Posted by: RI Red at July 13, 2022 12:54 PM (xtg8y)

56 "You need to get to go."

Two words: More fiber.

Posted by: zombie Euwell Gibbons at July 13, 2022 12:55 PM (a3Q+t)

57
Eww.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 13, 2022 12:54 PM (DRSnL)

Well, she IS a professional, you know.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2022 12:55 PM (tjClK)

58 Shadowstats says if the US calculated CPI (inflation) today the way they used to up till 1980, then inflation is actually %17.

Posted by: Hands at July 13, 2022 12:55 PM (786Ro)

59 Where is there not access to transportation? What's that mean? Free cars? Trams to the bus station?

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2022 12:55 PM (sVtYq)

60 10yo girl hoax turn out not to be hoax.

https://bit.ly/3uHRs6g

And of course it's an illegal.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2022 12:52 PM (ZGrMX)

Also Willowed:

Why did the baby murderer, a mandatory reporter, never report it? And how many did this blessing of liberty from South America rape, while he was still walking free because she failed to report the rape?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 13, 2022 12:55 PM (U3uv2)

61 Captions on web videos are a new (and VERY welcome, since I don't know sign language) innovation. It's only the last few years that captions have begun to be available on anything other than DVDs.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 13, 2022 12:55 PM (8548M)

62 Kamala's "Significance of the Passage of Time" speech is one that will live in infamy as an example of just how bad things got.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 13, 2022 12:55 PM (sJHOI)

63
Look at Biden - dementia. Look at Jill - retarded. Look at Kamala - a bimbo. Look at Obama - a male bimbo. Look at Bush - another dumbass like Obama.

This is kind of tied in to the point I constantly, incessantly make about our politicians. They are useless people. They do nothing. Intellect is a fucking liability for them. Puppets, all of them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2022 12:55 PM (Zhwz2)

64 Vegas money line is currently at +500 that this turns into another taco thread.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 13, 2022 12:55 PM (Xrfse)

65 And the time to do that is every day.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 13, 2022 12:55 PM (TgBWG)

66 I call bullshit every time I see a sign-language person.

Deaf people read the captions on these videos.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 13, 2022 12:51 PM (44ww/)

It has become a grift.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2022 12:55 PM (t79D0)

67 Interesting. The NH Bar is putting on a seminar: “Vaccine Injury Law.”

Too bad the mRNA treatment ain’t a vaccine.
Posted by: RI Red at July 13, 2022 12:54 PM (xtg8y)

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 13, 2022 12:55 PM (AiZBA)

68 "You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go to do the work and get home."

This is some deep shit, man. I mean, it's otherworldly. Mind blowing. You can just feel the dimensional pull of ones mindthots as they float through space and time.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 13, 2022 12:55 PM (C7jzY)

69 We should have a deep thoughts by Kamala Harris thread.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 13, 2022 12:55 PM (lm3XL)

70 Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2022 12:52 PM (ZGrMX)

well at least they got the perp

Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2022 12:55 PM (dCxaZ)

71 13 The Putin tax rose to 9.1%
------------------
But its for the Liberal World Order! Who doesn't mind sacrificing for the LWO?

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 13, 2022 12:55 PM (8Sqzu)

72 I just think that they got her hopped up on goofers and benzos.

She literally sounds like a lunatic.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 13, 2022 12:55 PM (Nmxop)

73 I like tacos.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2022 12:55 PM (tjClK)

74 It appears that the recent software upgrade of Kamala to VP 2.0 still has the same glitches.

If they were smart, she'd have an earpiece wirelessly connected to the Google AI chat bot from which she could repeat instead ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 13, 2022 12:56 PM (3GySZ)

75 Harris: "We are expanding access to transportation. You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go to do the work and get home."
---

Do they think they just have to fill time? I mean really.

Psst, Kamala, it's called "a commute".

Just say "We are expanding access to transportation to improve your daily commute"

Trust me, you'll sound smarter.

Posted by: WisRich at July 13, 2022 12:56 PM (G0vdT)

76 You need get to do that voodoo that you do so go to do it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2022 12:56 PM (KNJGg)

77 > Inflation is reported at 9.1%. It is double that at the grocery store.

For some items it's up around 60%.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2022 12:56 PM (kDGvA)

78 Good Lord, what a find Harris was/is, huh?

Posted by: Cory C at July 13, 2022 12:56 PM (Bpgd1)

79 A six year old would have given a better speech.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 13, 2022 12:56 PM (WsyG3)

80 You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go to do the work and get home.

I like this version better:
It happened on the strip where the road is wide
Two cool shorts standin' side by side
Yeah, my fuel injected stingray and a four-thirteen
Revvin' up our engines and it sounds real mean

Tach it up, tach it up, tach it up
Buddy gonna shut you down

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 13, 2022 12:56 PM (4I/2K)

81 Kamala is truly a magnificent speech maker

Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2022 12:56 PM (g2WCg)

82 "Madam Vice President, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Posted by: Tasty Burger at July 13, 2022 12:56 PM (N/oGZ)

83 Ironic that Harris is addressing the Workforce Summit.

She's never worked an honest day in her life and most of her constituents haven't either.

Posted by: 496 at July 13, 2022 12:56 PM (VJsqe)

84 Why did the baby murderer, a mandatory reporter, never report it? And how many did this blessing of liberty from South America rape, while he was still walking free because she failed to report the rape?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 13, 2022 12:55 PM (U3uv2)
++++
It's pretty much an open secret that abortion doctors regularly fail to report to authorities when they're required to do so. If they followed the rules, people might not drag the underage girls they knocked up in for an abortion.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2022 12:56 PM (WWh8n)

85 Open Thread

Posted by: Ace

---------

Omit needless words!

Posted by: Zombies Strunk and White at July 13, 2022 12:57 PM (786Ro)

86 so far the biggest news of the day is that Biden didn't fall down the stairs. Expecting Kamala to say something stupid is like expecting to find cactus in the desert.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 13, 2022 12:57 PM (Ynyl9)

87 Probably a lie, they lie about the fucking time of day.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2022 12:57 PM (QSjkU)

88 Vegas money line is currently at +500 that this turns into another taco thread.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

You wanna taco-bout it?

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 13, 2022 12:57 PM (MGB5H)

89 It says Open Thread so I'll bring this from the previous:

... I drive it with a FT-991A at 90Watts output. Phenomenal amplifier.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 13, 2022 12:42 PM (MkYsY)

What do you think of the Yaesu? I've been kind of lusting for the Icom 7300 but the 991A seems very similar and somewhat more available.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 13, 2022 12:57 PM (nfrXX)

90 Her logic is undeniable.

Posted by: OneOfUs at July 13, 2022 12:52 PM (AiZBA)

I always laugh when he left gets their DIE tokens and they are so incredibly inept, as if they are doing their various represented victim groups any sort of favors.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 13, 2022 12:57 PM (U3uv2)

91 Expanding transportation; They are going to make wider roads with more lanes.
Good.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2022 12:57 PM (PwaY+)

92 tl;dr

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 13, 2022 12:57 PM (89T5c)

93 Still calling bullshit on the 10yo story. Under those circumstances an abortion in Ohio is legal.

I don't buy this is real.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 13, 2022 12:57 PM (bOMLS)

94 Sign language guy just throws his hands up and signs I have no idea what Kumala said.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2022 12:58 PM (Up9R3)

95 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you proof of the fruits of affirmative action.

Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2022 12:58 PM (gmo/4)

96 I just think that they got her hopped up on goofers and benzos.

She literally sounds like a lunatic.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 13, 2022 12:55 PM (Nmxop)
++++
She sounds like a lazy idiot who hasn't thought things through. She has been trained to avoid both dead air and verbal crutches like "uh, um, y'know" and so she just babbles instead.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2022 12:58 PM (WWh8n)

97 6 Inflation is reported at 9.1%. It is double that at the grocery store.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS)
_________

What would the rate be if it was calculated the same as it was back during the Carter administration?

Posted by: Furious George at July 13, 2022 12:58 PM (9vQJW)

98 Well now we know Idiocracy was not only prophesy, it was optimistic as to time frame.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 13, 2022 12:58 PM (V6f9+)

99 The resting bitch face on NeverTrumper, Covid Karen Neil Cavuto during that Fauci interview yesterday is incredible!

Not quite Michelle Obama but definitely top 10 material!

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 13, 2022 12:58 PM (MFZ8i)

100 What a quote.
I'm beginning to think that woman isn't very smart.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 13, 2022 12:58 PM (MFphb)

101 re: the 10 yr old rape victim...

When rape victims went to hospital in the 1980s a D&C was immediately done on them, thereby removing any possible implanted embryo.

Fast forward to today. With the pharmaceutical abortion option now available, why would a rape victim of any age have to get a surgical abortion?

Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (dCxaZ)

102 Harris: "We are expanding access to transportation. You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go to do the work and get home."

I think she means they're putting doors on people's houses so they can reach the sidewalks and the streets.

Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (hOkZ5)

103 I have to wonder about Harris. During the debates she went after *biden in a big way, calling him out as racist. I'm sure the little oratory she spat out was written in advance, but it was coherent.

Compare that to her ability to speak today.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (BFigT)

104 Dumb and dumber the Biden years.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (0OmEj)

105 What a quote.
I'm beginning to think that woman isn't very smart.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 13, 2022 12:58 PM (MFphb)
++++
What tipped you off?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (WWh8n)

106 It's pretty much an open secret that abortion doctors regularly fail to report to authorities when they're required to do so. If they followed the rules, people might not drag the underage girls they knocked up in for an abortion.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2022 12:56 PM (WWh8n)

If she were a rightie this a leftist issue, they would move heaven and earth to make an example of her. What is OH waiting on?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (U3uv2)

107 Haha, if Joe Biden were a taco, he'd be an empty shell.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (UuD2k)

108 No, they're expanding ACCESS to transportation, presumably for gender non-conforming and other historically marginalized people (and furries)

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (sJHOI)

109 It's pretty much an open secret that abortion doctors regularly fail to report to authorities when they're required to do so. If they followed the rules, people might not drag the underage girls they knocked up in for an abortion.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2022 12:56 PM (WWh8n)

and that is bad, why?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (t79D0)

110 Still calling bullshit on the 10yo story. Under those circumstances an abortion in Ohio is legal.

I don't buy this is real.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 13, 2022 12:57 PM (bOMLS)

Same here.

Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (gmo/4)

111 *puts back of hand to forehead*

I am faint, no, swoon, at the vibrant eloquence of Kamala Harris!

Hie thee to the fainting couch, for I am overcome by the brilliant exposition of Kamala!

*dramatic exit, stage right*

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (5pTK/)

112 There's much more to Texas cuisine than breakfast tacos, you know. Migas, kolaches, many types of the world's best BBQ are just a few examples.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (a3Q+t)

113 63
Look at Biden - dementia. Look at Jill - retarded. Look at Kamala - a bimbo. Look at Obama - a male bimbo. Look at Bush - another dumbass like Obama.

This is kind of tied in to the point I constantly, incessantly make about our politicians. They are useless people. They do nothing. Intellect is a fucking liability for them. Puppets, all of them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2022 12:55 PM (Zhwz2)
===

You are catching on too quickly, ja. Ve can't have zat can ve? Have a "vaccine." On ze house, ja!

Posted by: Klaus Schwab at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (BDZWU)

114 Rasmussen is finding Trump leading Biden by 15.

Baris finds Trump leading Hillary by 28.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (bOMLS)

115 Harris: Art of the Doublespeak

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (txdEq)

116 I swear if you shined a light against the base of the back of Kamala's skull it would shine out of her eyes. Nothing in there but a jello salad.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (QSjkU)

117 No, the words just come out sounding like I smoke a lotta weed. But I don't. Maybe I should.

Posted by: Kamala Harris VPOTUS at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (9l3TU)

118 An open thread is a like a thread that is opened. It's opened for adding things that might be nice to add into a thread that's been opened for the addition of things into the opened thread.

Posted by: VP Harris at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (SOV+T)

119 I like to imagine that, when Ace has insomnia and/or appears at the crack of Dawn (SWIDT?) with a late Open Thread, that it's a euphemism for the fact that he got lucky the night before.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 13, 2022 01:00 PM (pTZA2)

120 Is this the Food Thread?
That's some word salad there.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at July 13, 2022 01:00 PM (BbSpR)

121 Still calling bullshit on the 10yo story. Under those circumstances an abortion in Ohio is legal.

I don't buy this is real.

I'm willing to believe that people involved were either stupid enough not to know that abortion is still legal under those circumstances or did know but wanted to make political hay.

The actual facts make more hay against the Democrats, which is probably why it was covered up in the first place.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2022 01:00 PM (ZGrMX)

122 Okay, so I listened to it after reading her pull quote. Not as bad as it sounds on paper. But jeesh, Harris cannot adlib worth a damn.

Posted by: WisRich at July 13, 2022 01:00 PM (G0vdT)

123 The Taco With No Name

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 13, 2022 01:00 PM (WKPeU)

124 I can't believe they keep putting Kamala out there.

Creepy Joe: The Great Uniter
Krazy Kamala: The Great Communicator

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 13, 2022 01:01 PM (0ocXn)

125 and that is bad, why?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (t79D0)
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Like any business, abortionists need customers. Diming out your customers to the cops isn't a good way to keep the waiting room full.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2022 01:01 PM (WWh8n)

126 42 Idk, she didn't seem this stupid when she was a Senator. Average democrat stupid, sure, but this is on a whole nother level.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2022 12:53 PM (UuD2k)

she said that Kavy comfirmation was a constitutional crisis

yeah, not that crazy for a dim but still

Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2022 01:01 PM (us2H3)

127 Intelligence is overrated.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at July 13, 2022 01:01 PM (a3Q+t)

128 What is OH waiting on?
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The doctor is in Indiana.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 13, 2022 01:01 PM (bOMLS)

129 Kamala is truly a magnificent speech maker
Posted by: steevy

A speech maker
And jizz taker

Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2022 01:01 PM (oNoS3)

130 and that is bad, why?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (t79D0)

because rape of children is a crime and crimes need to be reported and prosecuted

Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2022 01:01 PM (dCxaZ)

131 Someone is playing games with her script, right? Otherwise, she's dumber than Joe.

Posted by: WiNO - Marriage Amendment Now at July 13, 2022 01:01 PM (WVeiZ)

132 Dan Quayle is owed an apology.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 13, 2022 01:01 PM (H8QX8)

133 Well, I feel ever so much better. Together.

Posted by: JM in Florida at July 13, 2022 01:02 PM (3/Dku)

134 118 An open thread is a like a thread that is opened. It's opened for adding things that might be nice to add into a thread that's been opened for the addition of things into the opened thread.
Posted by: VP Harris at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (SOV+T)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 13, 2022 01:02 PM (V6f9+)

135 Kamala is truly a magnificent speech maker

Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2022 12:56 PM (g2WCg)

You know, someone wrote that for her?

Posted by: BignJames at July 13, 2022 01:02 PM (AwYPR)

136 Before Biden = cheap gas

After Biden = cheap words

Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2022 01:02 PM (ESjRY)

137 I swear if you shined a light against the base of the back of Kamala's skull it would shine out of her eyes. Nothing in there but a jello salad.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (QSjkU)
==

Now that is not always true and you know it.

Posted by: Willie Brown at July 13, 2022 01:02 PM (WKPeU)

138 127 Intelligence is overrated.
Posted by: Hank Johnson at July 13, 2022 01:01 PM (a3Q+t)

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Yeah! And people put way too much importance on it too!

Posted by: AOC at July 13, 2022 01:02 PM (VJsqe)

139 What's so hard to understand?

You get in the limo to get to the the place where you do the work. Then you get back into the limo from the place where you did the work to get to the place where you live.

Posted by: Kamala at July 13, 2022 01:02 PM (sJHOI)

140 If she were a rightie this a leftist issue, they would move heaven and earth to make an example of her. What is OH waiting on?
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Um, she's in Indiana.

Posted by: Shrugs and walks off at July 13, 2022 01:02 PM (iQloe)

141 Intelligence is overrated.
Posted by: Hank Johnson

Oh I'm very sure that ole HaJo fancies himself very intelligent. Just like the rest of them.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 13, 2022 01:02 PM (MGB5H)

142 Posted by: Klaus Schwab at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (BDZWU)

Die Nazi spawn.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 13, 2022 01:02 PM (edMnj)

143 Today is my last day as the guy who spins Kamala Harris around 25 times before pushing her into the room for her interviews. It has been an incredible opportunity and I'm sad to leave it.

Trust me, you don't want any of the DNA she is going to be hurling after you do that to her on you.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2022 01:02 PM (ESjRY)

144 118 An open thread is a like a thread that is opened. It's opened for adding things that might be nice to add into a thread that's been opened for the addition of things into the opened thread.

Posted by: VP Harris at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (SOV+T)

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"IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, LIKE KAMALA HERSELF, IT'S VERY META, SELF-REFERENTIAL, AND CIRCULAR IN IT'S JERKINESS!!!"

/Obligatory Ben

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 13, 2022 01:02 PM (pTZA2)

145 At least I've never said "End of quote. Repeat the line." in one of my speeches. So I got that going for me.

Posted by: Kamala Harris VPOTUS at July 13, 2022 01:03 PM (9l3TU)

146 The 10 year old getting an abortion is still a thing?

And no one has asked the real question, which is, "why does a 10 year old need an abortion to begin with?"

I am really tired of idiots promoting stupidity based on an easily questioned premise.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 13, 2022 01:03 PM (5pTK/)

147 Still calling bullshit on the 10yo story. Under those circumstances an abortion in Ohio is legal.

I don't buy this is real.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 13, 2022 12:57 PM (bOMLS)

Same here.
Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (gmo/4)

You don't suppose this is some sort of Reichstag Fire theater? Pay some illegal to confess the crime, let him out on bail, and he immediately hightails it back to home base.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2022 01:03 PM (t79D0)

148 She is brilliant. The fact that you mere mortal fail to grasp her meaning on shows that you are playing checkers and she is playing 3Dl Vulcan chess.

In a thousand years, they will find these videos of her speeches and realize her brilliance.

Just wait and see.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2022 01:03 PM (lf83v)

149 Kamala is a dope fiend. Her brain is popcorn at this point.

Posted by: Ziba at July 13, 2022 01:03 PM (4h9M3)

150 Open thread is like the end of the school year when they would wheel in the massive T.V. and let you watch a movie.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 13, 2022 01:03 PM (F63C3)

151 Still calling bullshit on the 10yo story. Under those circumstances an abortion in Ohio is legal.

Don't most of the abortion bans include exceptions for rape/incest?

These stories whether true or manufactured are going to be appearing with more frequency. The abortion fetishists just keep going back to the same playbook that likely will work with squishy GOPes.

Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2022 01:03 PM (dCxaZ)

152 She sounds like a lazy idiot who hasn't thought things through. She has been trained to avoid both dead air and verbal crutches like "uh, um, y'know" and so she just babbles instead.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2022 12:58 PM (WWh8n)

We had a Div O who was like that. Not too bright, respect muh authoritah type. So you couldn't tell him he was being a soup sandwich.

At morning muster, he'd be briefing us on this, that, and the other, talking about some incident and lessens learned, and it always ended up in a babble with everyone rolling their eyes and sniggering.

Then, one morning, he had a gold star moment, several minutes into some babble, and he suddenly realized that he'd lost everyone and he was speaking incoherently, he turned beet red, and offered a summary, "you know what I mean." It was awesome.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 13, 2022 01:04 PM (U3uv2)

153 So What did I miss with some gal in boots?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 13, 2022 01:04 PM (F63C3)

154 131 Someone is playing games with her script, right? Otherwise, she's dumber than Joe.
Posted by: WiNO - Marriage Amendment Now at July 13, 2022 01:01 PM (WVeiZ)
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That was my first thought but after watching, it appears Kamala may have tried an adlib.

Total fail.

Posted by: WisRich at July 13, 2022 01:04 PM (G0vdT)

155 135 Kamala is truly a magnificent speech maker

Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2022 12:56 PM (g2WCg)

You know, someone wrote that for her?
Posted by: BignJames at July 13, 2022 01:02 PM (AwYPR)

They didn't write it; just cut and pasted it from Twitter.

Posted by: Roy at July 13, 2022 01:04 PM (Ti+Tv)

156 My BFF is in Tennessee is planning her clothes and dry goods shopping for taxfree days, but I wonder if inflation will Offset any savings. Rock and hardplace time for her.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 13, 2022 01:04 PM (/+bwe)

157 Kamala is a dope fiend. Her brain is popcorn at this point.

I bet Hunter could give a better speech on the fly. If you could get him to not take his clothes off and/or masturbate while speaking.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2022 01:04 PM (ESjRY)

158 Holy crap! Now double the content!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 13, 2022 01:04 PM (U3uv2)

159 Regardless of popular opinion about Ukraine, I've been watching the war and am enjoying seeing the Russian army being exposed as the 3rd rate organization they are.

Even with all the social engineering my military is enduring, we'd whip these assholes silly.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 13, 2022 01:04 PM (KATBx)

160 114 Rasmussen is finding Trump leading Biden by 15.
Baris finds Trump leading Hillary by 28.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (bOMLS)
Rasmussen has totally lost it's way

last 5 in JA

41
37
37
38
42
that's industrial grade stoopid

Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2022 01:04 PM (us2H3)

161 123 The Taco With No Name
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 13, 2022 01:00 PM (WKPeU)

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99 Luftacos

Posted by: 496 at July 13, 2022 01:04 PM (VJsqe)

162 Sing it, Kamala!

You gotta go where you want to go.
Do what you want to do
with whoever you want to do it with.

'Cause you gotta go where you want to go.
Do what you want to do
with whoever you want to do it with.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at July 13, 2022 01:05 PM (uWF4x)

163 Biden & Co. need to crank up the Chomsky Bot.

Posted by: BignJames at July 13, 2022 01:05 PM (AwYPR)

164 We are being ruled by retards.

Posted by: fd at July 13, 2022 01:05 PM (sn5EN)

165 because rape of children is a crime and crimes need to be reported and prosecuted
Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2022 01:01 PM (dCxaZ)

Joe got it at 125.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2022 01:05 PM (t79D0)

166 98 Well now we know Idiocracy was not only prophesy, it was optimistic as to time frame.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 13, 2022 12:58 PM (V6f9+)

Actually, we seem to be turning in to a weird fusion of Idiocracy and Clockwork Orange with some Brave New World for spice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2022 01:05 PM (dNqv+)

167 I like the woman that invented the Joe Biden taco...its just an empty shell.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2022 01:05 PM (ESjRY)

168 There's much more to Texas cuisine than breakfast tacos, you know. Migas, kolaches, many types of the world's best BBQ are just a few examples.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (a3Q+t)

Blue Bell ice cream and Whataburger.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 13, 2022 01:05 PM (DRSnL)

169 There is a distinction between good extemporaneous speaker and being intelligent, so Harris probably isn't as dumb as she sounds, but she is probably just about as dumb as she looks, which is pretty dumb.

Posted by: Match Checksout at July 13, 2022 01:05 PM (IK4m/)

170 Dave in FL, did you see the Baris interview on Timcast?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 13, 2022 01:05 PM (5pTK/)

171 >>>Is she swallowing his demented sperm, causing this?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

>Didn't the Simpsons have a bunch of little retard Homer sperm bumping into each other in one episode?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 13, 2022 01:05 PM (0ocXn)

172

I thought the token homo was the transportation idiot.

TRANSportation.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 13, 2022 01:05 PM (XnbJC)

173 Trump tweeted "covfefe!"

Posted by: The Democrat Party at July 13, 2022 01:05 PM (WKPeU)

174 The Taco With No Name
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 13, 2022 01:00 PM (WKPeU)

I went through the desert with one of those. Can't remember the name and there ain't no one to give the blame.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 13, 2022 01:05 PM (4I/2K)

175 She's even less articulate than George Bush.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 13, 2022 01:06 PM (rJ48h)

176 Kamala, translated:

".. we're going to put more cattle cars on the tracks, and more military deuce-and-a-half trucks on the road, so as to more easily round up you yokels and get you to the camps."

And you ask why *every* federal agency down to NOAA has it's own SWAT team and hundreds of millions of rounds of ammo per agency?

At Camp Soylent Green, your USDA Stamp is also your tattoo!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 13, 2022 01:06 PM (tkOps)

177 Blake got the other bullshit on the story. Since when can 10yo girls get pregnant?

If this isn't total bullshit, its an op.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 13, 2022 01:06 PM (bOMLS)

178 "AND CIRCULAR IN IT'S JERKINESS!!!"

Point of Order: Jerkiness is linear.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at July 13, 2022 01:06 PM (a3Q+t)

179 "The significance of the passage of poop, right? The significance of the passage of poop. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of poop ... there is such great significance to the passage of poop.

Let's Poop Brandon!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 13, 2022 01:06 PM (pTZA2)

180 Even with all the social engineering my military is enduring, we'd whip these assholes silly.

Why hello there infidel! And thanks for all the stuff you left us after we subjected you to inglorious defeat!

Posted by: Some 'Stan Goat Fuckers at July 13, 2022 01:06 PM (ESjRY)

181 So hottie in boots elicits comments, can't find Mannix' post.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 13, 2022 01:06 PM (F63C3)

182 "We are expanding access to transportation."

Here in Shitburg, they just spent big bucks painting "bike lane" lines on all the busted-up potholed streets. Thanks Dems!

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at July 13, 2022 01:07 PM (qpX6U)

183 There's much more to Texas cuisine than breakfast tacos, you know. Migas, kolaches, many types of the world's best BBQ are just a few examples.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (a3Q+t)

Blue Bell ice cream and Whataburger.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 13, 2022 01:05 PM (DRSnL)

Shiner Bock.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 13, 2022 01:07 PM (4I/2K)

184 An open thread is a like a thread that is opened. It's opened for adding things that might be nice to add into a thread that's been opened for the addition of things into the opened thread.
Posted by: VP Harris at July 13, 2022 12:59 PM (SOV+T)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 13, 2022 01:02 PM (V6f9+)

That's a work of art.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 13, 2022 01:07 PM (U3uv2)

185 Kamala is not allowed to go outside on a breezy day. The sound of the wind whistling through her head would call dogs in from miles around.

Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2022 01:07 PM (gmo/4)

186 haven't been home to TX in more than a decade

but I used to do a show in Houston twice a year

my fav food town, easy

Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2022 01:07 PM (us2H3)

187 when they would wheel in the massive T.V. and let you watch a movie.
Posted by: Minnfidel

You had wheels?

Luxury!!!

-- Noble, mostly peaceable Indians - except for the Sioux, Navaho, Eire, Delaware, Iroquois, Potawatomi, Shawnee, Creek, Ottawa - well, you get the idea.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 13, 2022 01:07 PM (Msys3)

188 I call bullshit every time I see a sign-language person.

Deaf people read the captions on these videos.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 13, 2022 12:51 PM (44ww/)

It has become a grift.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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It's just a minor example of the narcissistic 'See? We care ' BS.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2022 01:07 PM (K65pS)

189 178 "AND CIRCULAR IN IT'S JERKINESS!!!"

Point of Order: Jerkiness is linear.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at July 13, 2022 01:06 PM (a3Q+t)

More tangential to the line of motion. We need to get some force diagrams going.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2022 01:07 PM (dNqv+)

190 Harris: "We are expanding access to transportation. You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go to do the work and get home."

It both need and needn't be said: Harris is an idiot. And she's the non-senile one.

We've never had "leadership" (and this goes beyond just Pres/VP) this gawdawful.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 13, 2022 01:07 PM (aXxgO)

191 Good Lord, what a find Harris was/is, huh?

Posted by: Cory C at July 13, 2022 12:56 PM (Bpgd1)

Good defense against alien invasions. Right about now an alien capt looking at his screen on the bridge tells his navigator "shit, they're too stupid to work the dilithium mines, next star system please"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2022 01:07 PM (VwHCD)

192 Her staff, again, have not positioned her for success.

This is a problem, because her accustomed position for success is on her knees, but this would be unseemly for delivering a speech.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2022 01:07 PM (QSjkU)

193 It's fair to say Kamala Harris does her best work below the desktop line than above it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2022 01:07 PM (sVtYq)

194 Even when I talk about inflation or Biden’s poll numbers I have to mention trump and the insurrection on January 6 that was violent extremism of poopy republicans.

Posted by: AllahPundit at July 13, 2022 01:08 PM (P3i8y)

195 This smiling redhead loves ice cream, but that doesn't mean she likes the brain-dead president or his yammering bimbo of a VP:
https://is.gd/22dAUP

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2022 01:08 PM (WWh8n)

196 In NJ., pasta plain old pasta, is over $2.00 a box. Oddly canned tuna and chicken are very cheap. But a few weeks ago common pasta brands were 79- 1.19. People are starting to get angry. I see far fewer Uke flags

Posted by: CN at July 13, 2022 01:08 PM (ONvIw)

197 I used to type out fictional sayings by Kamala under a Kamala sock. Repeat the same phrase but juxtapose the subject, object and verb around like a drunken Yoda.

Now, I don't even try. She is the joke that writes itself on a daily basis.

Except, I'm not really laughing anymore. She is retarded. Clinically.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2022 01:08 PM (lf83v)

198 I remember them making fun of Trump because he spoke (intentionally) on like a 6th grade level. Kamala is in maybe 1st grade.

"The dog is brown. I love the brown dog. The brown dog is good. Dogs are good. We all love dogs. {cackle cackle}"

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2022 01:08 PM (C4JjH)

199 "We are expanding access to transportation. You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go to do the work and get home."

And like the Iraq.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 13, 2022 01:08 PM (ppBhU)

200 Dan Quayle is owed an apology.
Posted by: Ordinary American

Lets not get carried away by hysteria .....

Posted by: JT at July 13, 2022 01:08 PM (T4tVD)

201 Yeah Buddy.

Sure am glad you served some Word Salad Ace. I was getting a little hungry. My belly was telling my brain my throat is cut.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 13, 2022 01:08 PM (R5lpX)

202 Wow, I guess the people buying organic or hormone free milk for their kids are correct. Cuz when I grew up a 10 year old having menses already would have been a freak event. Apparently it is within the norms now. Possibly also an effect from super abundance of protein and general calories in todays diets.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 13, 2022 01:08 PM (3cGpq)

203 Here in Shitburg, they just spent big bucks painting "bike lane" lines on all the busted-up potholed streets. Thanks Dems!
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at July 13, 2022 01:07 PM (qpX6U)

Here, they painted that line on the side for the bike lane, but put the little guy riding a bike symbol in the middle of the road.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2022 01:08 PM (Y5qcH)

204 AND CIRCULAR IN IT'S JERKINESS!!!"

Point of Order: Jerkiness is linear.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at July 13, 2022 01:06 PM (a3Q+t)

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Heh. In your case, Jeffrey, I believe it's Non-Euclitean.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 13, 2022 01:08 PM (pTZA2)

205 I'm willing to believe that people involved were either stupid enough not to know that abortion is still legal under those circumstances or did know but wanted to make political hay.
==
Naw. The abortion doctor claims she missed the window by "72 hours". So its not like they went to a doctor in Ohio and were refused because they were past the six week window -- because there is NO six week window in OHIO. In OHIO it is based upon detection of heartbeat which is variable could be more or less weeks. No way to calculate 72 hours on that. And no way a doctor in Ohio would not know six weeks isnt the rule. There's no reason for these people to have gone to Indiana if they really existed. The first stop would be to the Nearest OHIO ED and they are mandatory reporters. O wait. Unless the person driving the kid to Indianna was the rapist and knew that this particular abortion doctor has been cited before for failing mandatory reporting on statutory rape victims. Either way, its a fucking crime scene.

Posted by: Shrugs and walks off at July 13, 2022 01:08 PM (2Q+xc)

206 There comes a time in a day when that time in that day is not like every other time in any other day but is the time in that day which is the time for us to be following that day. And that time is now.

Posted by: Kamala the Peach of Hoboken at July 13, 2022 01:08 PM (Ynyl9)

207 Expanding transportation; They are going to make wider roads with more lanes.
Good.
Posted by: Braenyard

Need to put charging stations every 100 feet.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2022 01:09 PM (fAMHd)

208 178 "AND CIRCULAR IN IT'S JERKINESS!!!"

Point of Order: Jerkiness is linear.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at July 13, 2022 01:06 PM (a3Q+t)
===============
Can't we all just cum together?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 13, 2022 01:09 PM (srAEz)

209 98 Well now we know Idiocracy was not only prophesy, it was optimistic as to time frame.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 13, 2022 12:58 PM (V6f9+)

All we need is for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to run for president and we'll have our own Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 13, 2022 01:09 PM (La6gB)

210 There is a distinction between good extemporaneous speaker and being intelligent, so Harris probably isn't as dumb as she sounds, but she is probably just about as dumb as she looks, which is pretty dumb.
Posted by: Match Checksout at July 13, 2022 01:05 PM (IK4m/)
++++
*snort*

This is a great example of a good, reasonable setup followed by a whammy of a punchline.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2022 01:09 PM (WWh8n)

211 Remember, these were the people that the smartest people in the room were telling us needed to be elected.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 13, 2022 01:09 PM (H8QX8)

212 Does open thread mean a multi volume epic post is coming?

Posted by: DB has gone mobile at July 13, 2022 01:09 PM (geLO8)

213 I feel for the sign language guys assigned to her gigs.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 13, 2022 01:09 PM (ppBhU)

214

She sounds as dumb as that gay black dyke who reads from her notes that she doesn't have anything.

Is anyone in this fucking admin competent.

Ayn Rand is spinning so fast in her grave you could power New York City.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 13, 2022 01:09 PM (XnbJC)

215 Die Nazi spawn.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 13, 2022 01:02 PM (edMnj)

Ve haff vays of dealing viff pipple like you.

Posted by: BignJames at July 13, 2022 01:09 PM (AwYPR)

216 Does open thread mean a multi volume epic post is coming?

Prepare for "The Real Message in Prometheus Part 1 of 9"

And it will be extra girthy

Posted by: Some 'Stan Goat Fuckers at July 13, 2022 01:10 PM (ESjRY)

217 This smiling redhead loves ice cream, but that doesn't mean she likes the brain-dead president or his yammering bimbo of a VP:

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

She isn't going to be smiling tomorrow - she'll be so sunburned she won't be able to handle anything touching her skin.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 13, 2022 01:10 PM (Msys3)

218 I bet when Kamala was growing up in Canada people were nicer to her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 13, 2022 01:10 PM (srAEz)

219 Here, they painted that line on the side for the bike lane, but put the little guy riding a bike symbol in the middle of the road.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2022 01:08 PM (Y5qcH)
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Seriously? How careless and indifferent are these people?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2022 01:10 PM (WWh8n)

220 The Ho speaks in circles constantly

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 13, 2022 01:10 PM (4Kp75)

221 Does open thread mean a multi volume epic post is coming?
Posted by: DB has gone mobile at July 13, 2022 01:09 PM (geLO

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That, or a normal post. It seems to go both ways.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2022 01:10 PM (WWh8n)

222 I call bullshit every time I see a sign-language person.

__________________________________________

Sometimes they're flashing gang sings.

Other times they are telling you to steal third.

And other times they are putting the Italian Malocchio on you and your family.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2022 01:10 PM (lf83v)

223 She isn't going to be smiling tomorrow - she'll be so sunburned she won't be able to handle anything touching her skin.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 13, 2022 01:10 PM (Msys3)

Yeah, she is a natural redhead. The cute freckles give it away.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2022 01:11 PM (dNqv+)

224 Blake got the other bullshit on the story. Since when can 10yo girls get pregnant?

If this isn't total bullshit, its an op.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 13, 2022 01:06 PM

Unfortunately, they can. Girls in my class started menstruating at 11 and 12, which means they were fertile before.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 13, 2022 01:11 PM (/+bwe)

225 This is a problem, because her accustomed position for success is on her knees, but this would be unseemly for delivering a speech.
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Not to mention the difficulty with diction when one has a boner between ones teeth.

Posted by: Shep! at July 13, 2022 01:11 PM (2Q+xc)

226 194 Even when I talk about inflation or Biden’s poll numbers I have to mention trump and the insurrection on January 6 that was violent extremism of poopy republicans.
Posted by: AllahPundit at July 13, 2022 01:08 PM (P3i8y)

no lefty post can go more than 3 paragraphs without somehow relating it to Trump

Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2022 01:11 PM (us2H3)

227 I guess ace had too many tacos last night.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2022 01:11 PM (XIfwF)

228 Blake got the other bullshit on the story. Since when can 10yo girls get pregnant?

If this isn't total bullshit, its an op.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 13, 2022 01:06 PM (bOMLS)
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It's possible for a 10 yo to get pregnant, but, why isn't the rapist in custody? Remember, a 10 year old girl cannot consent to sex. "Woe is me, the poor little girl can't get an abortion." Excuse me, lack of abortion isn't the issue, the actual issue is who got the girl pregnant?

If that's my daughter, I'm out for blood and the perp best hope the cops find him before I do.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 13, 2022 01:11 PM (5pTK/)

229 She isn't going to be smiling tomorrow - she'll be so sunburned she won't be able to handle anything touching her skin.

The Paolo knows how to soothe the skin. He will come by.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 13, 2022 01:11 PM (ESjRY)

230 Regardless of popular opinion about Ukraine, I've been watching the war and am enjoying seeing the Russian army being exposed as the 3rd rate organization they are.

Even with all the social engineering my military is enduring, we'd whip these assholes silly.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 13, 2022 01:04 PM

OTOH, the number of artillery shells they're firing every 10-14 days is more than the U.S. produces in a year.

Sometimes quantity is quality.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2022 01:11 PM (a3Q+t)

231 It's possible for a 10 yo to get pregnant, but, why isn't the rapist in custody? Remember, a 10 year old girl cannot consent to sex. "Woe is me, the poor little girl can't get an abortion." Excuse me, lack of abortion isn't the issue, the actual issue is who got the girl pregnant?

If that's my daughter, I'm out for blood and the perp best hope the cops find him before I do.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 13, 2022 01:11 PM (5pTK/)

They allegedly got him now, an illegal.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 13, 2022 01:11 PM (b2nrj)

232 77 > Inflation is reported at 9.1%. It is double that at the grocery store.
For some items it's up around 60%.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Did some phenomenal math yesterday, going for it again.
increase from June 2021 to June 2022
poultry cereal gasoline air fare used cars fruit and veg
10.4+15.1 +59.9 +34.1 +7.1 +8.1 =134.7 /6= 22.45%

https://bit.ly/3aA04F7

Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2022 01:12 PM (PwaY+)

233 Wow, I guess the people buying organic or hormone free milk for their kids are correct. Cuz when I grew up a 10 year old having menses already would have been a freak event. Apparently it is within the norms now. Possibly also an effect from super abundance of protein and general calories in todays diets.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 13, 2022 01:08 PM (3cGpq

Estrogen in all the soy everything.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2022 01:12 PM (fAMHd)

234 I'm noticing on a lot of cosmetic websites that men are being prominently featured wearing whatever cosmetic. I feel invaded. It disgusts me on a visceral level for some reason.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2022 01:12 PM (sVtYq)

235 I call bullshit every time I see a sign-language person.

__________________________________________

Sometimes they're flashing gang sings.

Other times they are telling you to steal third.

And other times they are putting the Italian Malocchio on you and your family.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Gang sings ?

Posted by: JT at July 13, 2022 01:12 PM (T4tVD)

236 OTOH, the number of artillery shells they're firing every 10-14 days is more than the U.S. produces in a year.

Sometimes quantity is quality.

Which should have been what we were doing in 'Stan and Iraq.

Rubble doesn't make trouble.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2022 01:12 PM (ESjRY)

237 Is not there a Dr. Suess book called all the wonderful places you will go? Has much better rhythm than Kamala.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 13, 2022 01:12 PM (5NKRC)

238 "Seriously? How careless and indifferent are these people?"

We only got the lines, not the biker symbols. Sheer callousness.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at July 13, 2022 01:12 PM (qpX6U)

239 And of course it's an illegal.
Posted by: Ian S.
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It also doesn't prove the apparently-bullshit lie that the crossing state borders was necessary because of a fetal-heartbeat 6-week limit on abortions that the 10-year-old girl missed by

I didn't read to the end because of all of the smug so maybe I'm wrong but I assume the Illegal wanted it done out of state to not shit in his own backyard not because he missed the alleged 6-week limit.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 13, 2022 01:12 PM (yikp0)

240 There comes a time in a day when that time in that day is not like every other time in any other day but is the time in that day which is the time for us to be following that day. And that time is now.
Posted by: Kamala the Peach of Hoboken at July 13, 2022 01:08 PM (Ynyl9)

Good. Now tell them about the maps and such.

Posted by: Miss Teen South Carolina at July 13, 2022 01:12 PM (4I/2K)

241 I expect God is laughing at the Democrats. They go to great lengths to steal the election, just to install a couple of drooling retards in office making them all look like drooling, dope smoking, child molesting, retards.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2022 01:12 PM (QSjkU)

242 40 When Ace is being terse, I always read him in Clint Eastwood voice.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 13, 2022 12:53 PM (906pl)

Is that a keyboard...or are you just gonna whistle dixie...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 13, 2022 01:13 PM (BgMrQ)

243 Wait till they get a load of me. Democrats will have to keep their voters even more pissed at the world, insane, and distracted by fake “racial” police shootings. What will they even do? Only time will tell, I wouldn’t be surprised if fake hate crimes increase 100% as well as fake rape stories that result in sob crying “I can’t get an abortion” in certain states. All fake of course but hey can’t make an omelette and all

Posted by: Massive Inflation and Depression at July 13, 2022 01:13 PM (P3i8y)

244 My theory is that when polls are reported on that such and such group thinks Biden should be removed/resign, the-powers-that-be release VP soundbites to show that things could be worse. And just like that Biden's support numbers stabilize.

Posted by: Usedtocould at July 13, 2022 01:13 PM (LRa30)

245 I'm paying 50% more at the grocery store then I was 2 years ago.

But sure inflation is 9%.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2022 01:13 PM (ESjRY)

246 If that's my daughter, I'm out for blood and the perp best hope the cops find him before I do.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 13, 2022 01:11 PM (5pTK/)

Well, according to the link, the cops did find him, or he turned himself in and confessed. Been charge, and released on bail. Which he will almost certainly skip.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2022 01:13 PM (t79D0)

247 I guess ace had too many tacos last night.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2022 01:11 PM (XIfwF)
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It was a night to remember

Posted by: Sandy Cortes at July 13, 2022 01:13 PM (srAEz)

248 I guess ace had too many tacos last night.
Posted by: nurse ratched

No such thing....

Posted by: JT at July 13, 2022 01:13 PM (T4tVD)

249 missed by

Why didn't that print when I had the < flush with the 72??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 13, 2022 01:13 PM (yikp0)

250 She was never given a job for her brains. Her resume said she works well under executives.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 13, 2022 01:13 PM (WsyG3)

251 Gang sings ?

_________________________________________

The Honduran Boys' Choir of Malcom X Boulevard.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2022 01:13 PM (lf83v)

252 18 I call bullshit every time I see a sign-language person.

Deaf people read the captions on these videos.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 13, 2022 12:51 PM (44ww/)
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Now don't forget the sign-language impostor at the Mandela funeral.

Posted by: Ciampino - joke of the year at July 13, 2022 01:13 PM (qfLjt)

253
Well, according to the link, the cops did find him, or he turned himself in and confessed. Been charge, and released on bail. Which he will almost certainly skip.

He was just raping the girls American's wouldn't.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at July 13, 2022 01:14 PM (ESjRY)

254 Ooooooky.

...missed by less than 72 hours. ...

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 13, 2022 01:14 PM (yikp0)

255 Since when can 10yo girls get pregnant?

If this isn't total bullshit, its an op.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Ask Mohammed.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2022 01:14 PM (fAMHd)

256 Still calling bullshit on the 10yo story. Under those circumstances an abortion in Ohio is legal.

I don't buy this is real.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

My guess? It would have been legal in Ohio, but they needed to shop around for an abortionist who wouldn't report it to the police, and found one in Indianapolis.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 13, 2022 01:14 PM (M9XmQ)

257 I read gang sings as gang signs. Does that mean I'm dyslexic?

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2022 01:14 PM (p09y2)

258 202 Wow, I guess the people buying organic or hormone free milk for their kids are correct. Cuz when I grew up a 10 year old having menses already would have been a freak event. Apparently it is within the norms now. Possibly also an effect from super abundance of protein and general calories in todays diets.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 13, 2022 01:08 PM (3cGpq)

We have lower ratios of protein than last century(food pyramid says carbs are better than protein). Calories maybe an impact, estrogren probably.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 13, 2022 01:14 PM (b2nrj)

259 Listening to Kamala speak is like listening to Yoda do crack after he's had a stroke.

Posted by: Crusty Burgerhead at July 13, 2022 01:14 PM (nXYiy)

260 And I still want Sundowner to stroke out every day

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 13, 2022 01:14 PM (4Kp75)

261 We have tried and tried to position her for success. Nothing has worked.

Posted by: The Staff at July 13, 2022 01:14 PM (K65pS)

262 @196

>>In NJ., pasta plain old pasta, is over $2.00 a box.

At Costco, a bag of frozen Chicken breasts that used to cost 24 bucks is now 40 dollars.

Oxtails which were already ridiculous are now more expensive the select cuts of beef.

It's insane and the more insane thing is inflation is only getting started.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 13, 2022 01:14 PM (Nmxop)

263 All we need is for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to run for president and we'll have our own Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 13, 2022 01:09 PM (La6gB)

Dwayne Johnson made ads for Kid Sniffer Joe in 2020, saying that the election was about "decency".

Posted by: Thrawn at July 13, 2022 01:14 PM (Rl7KJ)

264 I look at this legume and think about the average intellect of the peers of the founding fathers. Its an unflattering comparison to say the least. But it's also a sad commentary of the devolution of intelligence in general. Compare the average-intellect person of the founding era to that of the present-day average-intellect person. Removing technology, is there anything we could do better? I don't think so.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 13, 2022 01:14 PM (bNf8H)

265 And of course it's an illegal.
Posted by: Ian S.
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aaaaannnnd, zap! the story has disappeared from Democrat talking points.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 13, 2022 01:15 PM (srAEz)

266 bear with asymmetrical balls: "I feel for the sign language guys assigned to her gigs."

I dunno. Could be the easiest job, too. Could be knowing just five or so words would be enough. All you need to know is how to rearrange them.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 13, 2022 01:15 PM (aXxgO)

267 ++++
She sounds like a lazy idiot who hasn't thought things through. She has been trained to avoid both dead air and verbal crutches like "uh, um, y'know" and so she just babbles instead.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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She sounds like a coke head that worked on the dock unloading pigs. He received an employee of the year award. THAT'S HER BASE

To my benefit his boss quit and came to work for me.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2022 01:15 PM (PwaY+)

268 Listening to Kamala speak is like listening to Yoda do crack after he's had a stroke.

Wack the crack is.

Posted by: Yoda at July 13, 2022 01:15 PM (ESjRY)

269 Gang sings ?
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2022 01:12 PM (T4tVD)

That would be rappers.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 13, 2022 01:15 PM (R5lpX)

270 Since when can 10yo girls get pregnant?
______________________________________

10-year-old girls can get pregnant. I remember in the 1990s that hormones given to chickens were causing females to go into puberty earlier, some as young as 10.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2022 01:15 PM (lf83v)

271 I expect God is laughing at the Democrats. They go to great lengths to steal the election, just to install a couple of drooling retards in office making them all look like drooling, dope smoking, child molesting, retards.

Posted by: Xipe Totec
==

I doubt it. There is nothing but intelligent and ruthless efficiency in the Biden junta's destruction of America. They have only been in power 18 months.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 13, 2022 01:16 PM (WKPeU)

272
We are being ruled by retards.
Posted by: fd at July 13, 2022 01:05 PM (sn5EN)

Nah.

We're being ruled by people with more-or-less normal intelligence.

Those retards rule absolutely nothing, and are also ruled by them, perhaps to a greater degree than the rest of us, since they live 24 hours a day at the beck and call of our masters.

However - those retards are *richly* rewarded for their obeisance, while we get bupkus, and dutifully play along with the charade so that we can pretend we have agency. We're basically the normals in "They Live," while the politicians are the aliens' human quislings, living high on the hog.

I think this makes all just a touch stupider in practical terms than a Kamala or a Biden. YMMV.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2022 01:16 PM (Zhwz2)

273 Sheer poetry.

Posted by: William Powell at July 13, 2022 01:16 PM (Ygx2e)

274 It was a night to remember
Posted by: Sandy Cortes at July 13, 2022 01:13 PM (srAEz)
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*scribbles furiously*

Posted by: zombie Walter Lord at July 13, 2022 01:16 PM (aaGzp)

275 In NJ., pasta plain old pasta, is over $2.00 a box. Oddly canned tuna and chicken are very cheap. But a few weeks ago common pasta brands were 79- 1.19. People are starting to get angry. I see far fewer Uke flags

Posted by: CN at July 13, 2022 01:08 PM (ONvIw)

Mrs b came home with a few boxes of pasta yesterday, and 2 of them were frigging expired with a june 2021 date on them. She was pissed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2022 01:16 PM (VwHCD)

276 I hope someone didn't have that little girl in hand and think they hit the political jackpot given the pending Roe decision.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2022 01:16 PM (ppj2t)

277 She was never given a job for her brains. Her resume said she works well under executives.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 13, 2022 01:13 PM (WsyG3)

She lies willingly, without conscience. That is the only requirement, other than checking boxes.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 13, 2022 01:17 PM (U3uv2)

278 I learned a lot about gang sings by watching West Side Story.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at July 13, 2022 01:17 PM (SOV+T)

279 The TOTUS and the VP sound like a text message word-predict run on sentence, for entirely different reasons.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 13, 2022 01:17 PM (44ww/)

280 At Costco, a bag of frozen Chicken breasts that used to cost 24 bucks is now 40 dollars.
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but that can't be true; food at home rose 12.2% and that is 67%. I think one of these numbers must be wrong....

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 13, 2022 01:17 PM (srAEz)

281 Gang sings ?
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2022 01:12 PM (T4tVD)

When you're a Jet ...

Posted by: spindrift at July 13, 2022 01:17 PM (h5TKJ)

282 I hope someone didn't have that little girl in hand and think they hit the political jackpot given the pending Roe decision.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2022 01:16 PM (ppj2t)

You can pretty much bank on it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 13, 2022 01:17 PM (U3uv2)

283 I’m the only thing that’s ever positioned Kamala Harris for success

Posted by: Reverse cowgirl at July 13, 2022 01:17 PM (P3i8y)

284 Does open thread mean a multi volume epic post is coming?
Posted by: DB has gone mobile at July 13, 2022 01:09 PM

Or possibly a legendary travelogue featuring the hilly earthen topological water-containment features of Holland cavorting amongst themselves.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2022 01:17 PM (a3Q+t)

285 One of the funniest skits on the Chappelle Show was about how the Jedi masters were molesting the kids. Yoda offering coke to a kid sying, "Party, do you?" was gold.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2022 01:17 PM (Y5qcH)

286 Well, according to the link, the cops did find him, or he turned himself in and confessed. Been charge, and released on bail. Which he will almost certainly skip.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2022 01:13 PM (t79D0)
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Okay, thank you for the update. I'm still incensed the story is about "lack of access to abortion" rather than about the monster who impregnated a young girl.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 13, 2022 01:17 PM (5pTK/)

287 Maybe Henry Kissinger is writing her speeches? In his sleep?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 13, 2022 01:17 PM (0ocXn)

288 The gal in the sidebar with the 8 pack is creeping me out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2022 01:18 PM (dNqv+)

289 High speed light rail. 250mph between stops in the city.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2022 01:18 PM (KNJGg)

290 Ace, slow down!

No sense putting a whole day's content into your first thread of the day!

Pace yourself, man..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 13, 2022 01:18 PM (2W+1k)

291 I nominate myself for thread winner at 283

Posted by: Reverse cowgirl at July 13, 2022 01:18 PM (P3i8y)

292 It's simple. They took her to a doctor that they knew would not report it. That's why it wasn't done in Ohio.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 13, 2022 01:18 PM (5HBd1)

293 Mrs b came home with a few boxes of pasta yesterday, and 2 of them were frigging expired with a june 2021 date on them. She was pissed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2022 01:16 PM (VwHCD)

That happens to me all the time, at the commissary. I have to be really careful to check the dates on everything.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 13, 2022 01:18 PM (DRSnL)

294 Where does "access to transportation" rank on the importance spectrum as compared to "the passage of time?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2022 01:18 PM (WWh8n)

295 I try not to think much anymore about the breadth and depth of stoopid that currently resides at 1600 Penn. Ave.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 13, 2022 01:18 PM (Xrfse)

296 MBS, you are a filthy murderer and the American people will hate you forever.

Say, could you pump more oil?

Posted by: Droolin Joe Biden! at July 13, 2022 01:18 PM (I2/tG)

297 We have tried and tried to position her for success. Nothing has worked.
Posted by: The Staff

Have you tried the congress of the cow position?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 13, 2022 01:18 PM (WsyG3)

298 [snip] People are starting to get angry. I see far fewer Uke flags

Posted by: CN at July 13, 2022 01:08 PM (ONvIw)

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Make August Uke Pride Month!

* Breaks out ukulele and starts relearning Tiptoe Through The Tulips ... *

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 13, 2022 01:18 PM (ctHeh)

299 Sigh, I meant "significance spectrum"

Apologies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2022 01:18 PM (WWh8n)

300 >but I used to do a show in Houston twice a year

my fav food town, easy
Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2022 01:07 PM (us2H3)

That's why we're so fat here. The food is delicious.

(The real reason is the same reason why Americans typically speak only one language - because the majority of people are hella lazy and will get only as much exercise/learn only as many languages as they are forced to or can do easily. In Houston, we drive everywhere, and it's too hot to "just" go for a walk around the block after work 8 months out of the year, so the only people who exercise are the ones who go out of their way to do so.) (I am not fat myself, since I do go out of my way to exercise)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 13, 2022 01:19 PM (8548M)

301 It's as if her entire career has been built on blow jobs.

Posted by: The Staff at July 13, 2022 01:19 PM (K65pS)

302 "The gal in the sidebar with the 8 pack is creeping me out."

Creepier: The thick white condom with the fartclam inside.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at July 13, 2022 01:19 PM (qpX6U)

303

Gang sings ?
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2022 01:12 PM (T4tVD)

When you're a Jet . . .

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 13, 2022 01:19 PM (ppBhU)

304 Kamala is attempting to claim something that Pete Buttigieg did, but I'm not sure which of the two has done less.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at July 13, 2022 01:19 PM (uWF4x)

305 We will search the whole world for increased oil production, except for the United States, of course.

Posted by: Droolin Joe Biden! at July 13, 2022 01:19 PM (I2/tG)

306 Gang sings ?
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2022 01:12 PM (T4tVD)

West Side Story

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 13, 2022 01:19 PM (906pl)

307 Fast forward to today. With the pharmaceutical abortion option now available, why would a rape victim of any age have to get a surgical abortion?
==
Well, I would guess that the RU 486 stuff isn't cleared for the pediatric population. And I don't know that much about it, but I don't think its completely benign. There may be medical contraindications if you have underlying health issues.

Posted by: I'm not Marcus Welby M.D. but at July 13, 2022 01:19 PM (6didB)

308 We need to move and moving is important because it is important to move. And in conclusion, moving is important. Thank you.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 13, 2022 01:19 PM (3vQN0)

309 They are doing everything in their power to make sure no Republican ever becomes president again, especially Trump. This is frightening:

https://tinyurl.com/yckkd7z3

(link goes to Mollie H. at Federalist)

Posted by: IrishEi at July 13, 2022 01:19 PM (VhE0u)

310 We're not ruled by retards, rather, we're ruled by knaves, fools and cowards.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 13, 2022 01:20 PM (5pTK/)

311 I hope someone didn't have that little girl in hand and think they hit the political jackpot given the pending Roe decision.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2022 01:16 PM (ppj2t)

Probably exactly what happened. Or she was custom-raped for the purpose.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2022 01:20 PM (t79D0)

312 Wait: isn't transportation ButtJizz's job? Why is Commie Lay jabbering about it in the first place?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 13, 2022 01:20 PM (bW8dp)

313 When did Mr. Turning His Life Around arrive in our country?

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2022 01:20 PM (ppj2t)

314 272
We are being ruled by retards.
Posted by: fd at July 13, 2022 01:05 PM (sn5EN)
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They are white collar hit men who, like the blue collar hit men, go about their job and life with abandon, in disregard of everything but themselves and in blind obedience to their boss. Whoever that is.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2022 01:20 PM (PwaY+)

315 Make August Uke Pride Month!

* Breaks out ukulele and starts relearning Tiptoe Through The Tulips ... *
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 13, 2022 01:18 PM (ctHeh)
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*warms up concertina*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 13, 2022 01:20 PM (aaGzp)

316 I read the link on the 10-year-old girl story not being a hoax. Color me very skeptical. I still say the story is bullshit.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 13, 2022 01:20 PM (iFTx/)

317 We have tried and tried to position her for success. Nothing has worked.

Posted by: The Staff

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Have you tried Dog-Eater style?

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 13, 2022 01:20 PM (ctHeh)

318 Gang sings ?
Posted by: JT

West Side Story

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2022 01:20 PM (fAMHd)

319 Make August Uke Pride Month!

Slava Ukraina!

Slava Bandera!

Posted by: A Perfectly Normal Country! at July 13, 2022 01:20 PM (I2/tG)

320 OK, just out of curiosity, how has the FEDERAL Government expanded access to transportation?

By making Gas more expensive? Making it so airlines don't have enough pilots?

There is no real FEDERAL Public transportation... so how does this word salad even get into a speach?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2022 01:20 PM (oHd/0)

321 "...and the get to go-ing is every day."

Posted by: red speck at July 13, 2022 01:21 PM (gS3OW)

322 Who had day drinker in the what's wrong with Kamala pool?

Posted by: huerfano at July 13, 2022 01:21 PM (dTFZY)

323 We have tried and tried to position her for success. Nothing has worked.
Posted by: The Staff

Misspelled Shaft.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 13, 2022 01:21 PM (YWMaw)

324 Wait: isn't transportation ButtJizz's job? Why is Commie Lay jabbering about it in the first place?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 13, 2022 01:20 PM (bW8dp)
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She's the one who can pull a train.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 13, 2022 01:21 PM (aaGzp)

325 Posted by: Ciampino - joke of the year at July 13, 2022 01:13 PM (qfLjt)

Since it's an open thread. You mentioned a few days ago that you went to a boarding school and something about the meals there. I was hoping you could explain more because my son-in-law (mid 20's) went to a Catholic boarding school in Canada and one of the reasons he gives for being atheistic is that he says the kids were essentially starved (two meals a day and the second withheld if the first wasn't eaten). I know nothing about boarding schools that aren't Hogwarts, or equally fictional, so I can't tell how much is the impression of an unhappy child and how much is reality.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 13, 2022 01:21 PM (nC+QA)

326 "That happens to me all the time, at the commissary. I have to be really careful to check the dates on everything."

Our commissaries seem to be very frequent offenders as well.

More so than most civilian stores.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2022 01:21 PM (1n+EO)

327 302 "The gal in the sidebar with the 8 pack is creeping me out."

Creepier: The thick white condom with the fartclam inside.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at July 13, 2022 01:19 PM (qpX6U)

That entire panel is a hatecrime. The bleached mustache guy cheesing with the capped teeth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2022 01:21 PM (dNqv+)

328 318 Gang sings ?
Posted by: JT

West Side Story
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2022 01:20 PM (fAMHd)

When you're a Jet
You're a Jet all the Way
Until the Fed Gov
Takes your Fuel all awayyyyyy

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2022 01:22 PM (oHd/0)

329 I just wanted to share this story which pleased me about one businessmen's integrity. My son is working at a farm picking produce, putting up stakes for plants etc. There are three other employees besides my son on the farm-not including those several in the farm shop or the owner. Son was sitting in the breakroom and owner was interviewing a Latino man for a farm job and FenSon heard the owner say, "We work on the books here." That's probably why they still have a sign out for more workers needed because the man doesn't want to hire illegals and pay them under the table.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2022 01:22 PM (FZ2cV)

330
Did Kamala ever speak in a courtroom during her career as a prosecutor? Does anyone have any video or audio of such a speech? Was she as fumble-mouthed then as she is now?

Posted by: Sphynx at July 13, 2022 01:22 PM (rXie1)

331 In other news, fortunately the Dutch have declined to dismantle a historic bridge so that Bezos 500M yacht can
pass. I'm sick of these godboys. Time to dump prime

Posted by: CN at July 13, 2022 01:22 PM (ONvIw)

332 kamala harris sounds like everything was written for her by Dr Seuss.

Posted by: portlandon at July 13, 2022 01:22 PM (+oR7L)

333 The 10yo abortion story needs to be true. The narrative needs it. The Democrats need it to be true.

It will be made true.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2022 01:22 PM (BFigT)

334 Wait: isn't transportation ButtJizz's job? Why is Commie Lay jabbering about it in the first place?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

That maternity break of three months took a lot out of him.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 13, 2022 01:22 PM (WsyG3)

335 We have tried and tried to position her for success. Nothing has worked.
Posted by: The Staff

Have you tried putting her on her knees?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2022 01:22 PM (fAMHd)

336 There is no real FEDERAL Public transportation... so how does this word salad even get into a speach?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2022 01:20 PM (oHd/0)+
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Gonna use the CA model as a solution. A trillion dollar coast to coast train using technology that doesn't exist and runs on electricity we don't produce.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 13, 2022 01:22 PM (5pTK/)

337 > kamala harris sounds like everything was written for her by Dr Seuss.

Disagree.

Dr. Seuss was the master of saying extremely clever things using simple language.

Commie Lay has never said anything that could be characterized as "extremely clever". Ever.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 13, 2022 01:23 PM (bW8dp)

338 "That entire panel is a hatecrime. The bleached mustache guy cheesing with the capped teeth."

Weird pics, but I assume the admen know what gets clicked and what doesn't.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at July 13, 2022 01:23 PM (qpX6U)

339 That happens to me all the time, at the commissary. I have to be really careful to check the dates on everything.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 13, 2022 01:18 PM (DRSnL)

Thats the thing, she usually does, so I'm not sure what happened. Her system here is insane, she writes the dates on things with a sharpie before she puts it away just so she knows what to use up first and when she bought it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2022 01:23 PM (VwHCD)

340 It was a night to remember
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And the taco played on.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 13, 2022 01:23 PM (yikp0)

341 Just imagine for a moment....Joe strokes out, and they swear in President Harris.

Now you see why NYC had the "We got Nuked" PSA. OK, that's enough. Stop imagining or you may stroke out yourself.

Posted by: Paladin at July 13, 2022 01:23 PM (3YWub)

342 I hate Zelensky. I hate Bandera. I feel bad for the conscripted.

Posted by: CN at July 13, 2022 01:23 PM (ONvIw)

343 * Breaks out ukulele and starts relearning Tiptoe Through The Tulips ... *
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 13, 2022 01:18 PM (ctHeh)
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*warms up concertina*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 13, 2022 01:20 PM (aaGzp)

*holds up lighter, waves from side to side*

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 13, 2022 01:23 PM (DRSnL)

344 Make August Uke Pride Month!

Aw, thanks fellas.

Posted by: Bob Uecker at July 13, 2022 01:24 PM (4I/2K)

345 There is no real FEDERAL Public transportation... so how does this word salad even get into a speach?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2022 01:20 PM (oHd/0)
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That's what we need. That will fix the transportation problem. Federal Public Transportation, that's the ticket to ride.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2022 01:24 PM (PwaY+)

346
but how do all the taco people get around?

Posted by: DR Jill Biden at July 13, 2022 01:24 PM (+oR7L)

347 11 and 12, which means they were fertile before.
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11 and 12.

Not 10.

Much more likely that if this story is at all true, she isn't 10.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 13, 2022 01:24 PM (s+9Fv)

348 And she didn't get pregnant at ten, per that article. It said she got pregnant at nine.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 13, 2022 01:24 PM (5HBd1)

349 Probably exactly what happened. Or she was custom-raped for the purpose.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2022 01:20 PM (t79D0)

They kill babies for a living. Raping children is a necessary input to that process, and it is the other side of child see trafficking, which is why they can't report.

Posted by: flounder at July 13, 2022 01:24 PM (Tp8zv)

350 And you ask why *every* federal agency down to NOAA has it's own SWAT team and hundreds of millions of rounds of ammo per agency?
__________________________

So China only has to send a couple of divisions to join up with the existing deep state army in order to pacify the resistance?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 13, 2022 01:24 PM (fs1hN)

351 My fav sushi restaurant had a lunch special for $11.99. Then at the start of they year it went to $12.99. Then $13.99. Today it is $14.99.

So a 25% increase in 7 months. But inflation is officially 8% annual lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 13, 2022 01:24 PM (3vQN0)

352 > That maternity break of three months took a lot out of him.

Good point. I personally have never delivered a baby through my "girl penis", but I can imagine that would have been rough on him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 13, 2022 01:24 PM (bW8dp)

353 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2022 01:25 PM (K0SUX)

354 Mannix, hottie in boots please?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 13, 2022 01:25 PM (F63C3)

355 >>>West Side Story

>Read The Polls Jack!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 13, 2022 01:25 PM (0ocXn)

356
There is no real FEDERAL Public transportation... so how does this word salad even get into a speach?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2022 01:20 PM (oHd/0)

They want to be Europe so bad, they think Public Transport is the answer to ALL our woes. If they can force EVERYONE to take busses and trains, then they can control everyone. Period.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2022 01:25 PM (tjClK)

357 The ten year old story is BS, told by an abortion activist less than a week after the Roe decision. And people are believing here who should know better. This reminds me of the Stormy Daniels story of meeting DJT at a golf tournament and he went to her rental and had her spank his jockey briefs.And a large number of morons here believed it despite it being an obvious Democrats op during an election. Do not be as stupid and gullible as the readership of the Daily Kos.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 13, 2022 01:25 PM (5NKRC)

358
It's possible for a 10 yo to get pregnant, but, why isn't the rapist in custody?

Perhaps the rapist is 9 years old.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2022 01:25 PM (63Dwl)

359 Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.

Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle,

Posted by: Kamala fake sign language guy at July 13, 2022 01:25 PM (nhne7)

360 Her system here is insane, she writes the dates on things with a sharpie before she puts it away just so she knows what to use up first and when she bought it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2022 01:23 PM (VwHCD)

That's a way better method than taking something out and holding it as far away as possible while squinting to read the date.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 13, 2022 01:25 PM (DRSnL)

361 Gonna use the CA model as a solution. A trillion dollar coast to coast train using technology that doesn't exist and runs on electricity we don't produce.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Gonna use this as the model:
Couple Towed Trailer Behind $80,000 Electric Truck, Had to Stop Every 100 Miles on 2,700-Mile Trip

https://bit.ly/3RGfw3g

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2022 01:25 PM (fAMHd)

362 I'm noticing on a lot of cosmetic websites that men are being prominently featured wearing whatever cosmetic. I feel invaded. It disgusts me on a visceral level for some reason.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2022 01:12 PM

Me, too. I grew up liking make-up-wearing musicians that were decidedly masculine; e.g. Alice Cooper and New Wave bands. The new look is a spooky fake femininity.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 13, 2022 01:25 PM (/+bwe)

363 There is no real FEDERAL Public transportation... so how does this word salad even get into a speech?
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Don't ask me!

Posted by: The NEA - both of them at July 13, 2022 01:25 PM (yikp0)

364 NOOD rap@st.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 13, 2022 01:25 PM (YWMaw)

365 * Breaks out ukulele and starts relearning Tiptoe Through The Tulips ... *
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 13, 2022 01:18 PM (ctHeh)
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*warms up concertina*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 13, 2022 01:20 PM (aaGzp)

*holds up lighter, waves from side to side*

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 13, 2022 01:23 PM (DRSnL)

Oh, we're doing this?

*dons face colander and codpiece*

Posted by: flounder at July 13, 2022 01:26 PM (Tp8zv)

366 352 > That maternity break of three months took a lot out of him.

Good point. I personally have never delivered a baby through my "girl penis", but I can imagine that would have been rough on him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 13, 2022 01:24 PM (bW8dp)

I'd probably just retire at that point to be frank.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 13, 2022 01:26 PM (b2nrj)

367
You're right. Dr Seuss's words were cleverly put together.

So I guess kamala sounds like Dr Seuss after having a stroke.

Posted by: portlandon at July 13, 2022 01:26 PM (+oR7L)

368 The 10 yr old abortion story sounds like her mom both reported the rape and took her to Indy for the abortion. I don't get the why of going so far, but maybe the Indiana clinic advertised doing them for free or mom is a LIV and the FNM told her abortions in OH would be illegal now so she just wasn't taking any chances. I just hope the rapist will get some prison justice.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 13, 2022 01:26 PM (3cGpq)

369 Posted by: I'm not Marcus Welby M.D. but at July 13, 2022 01:19 PM (6didB)

RU486 means you go home and hemorage in what is meant to be a controlled manner, for a couple of days. Traumatic enough for adults who frequently aren't told what to expect. Possibly truly dangerous to a younger person.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 13, 2022 01:26 PM (nC+QA)

370 Berserker,

There is a nice app called Food Storage. Should be available for android too. (I have iOS). It will scan the barcode to make it easy to enter.

My prepper friend kept everything on paper. She tracked her pantry that way and also kept any important articles and papers in a big notebook.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 13, 2022 01:26 PM (5HBd1)

371 We will search the whole world for increased oil production, except for the United States, of course.

Posted by: Droolin Joe Biden! at July 13, 2022 01:19 PM (I2/tG)

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"Climate Change, like the Hole in the Ozone Layer, ONLY occurs in the atmosphere directly above the former USA, and therefore is not a planetary phenomenon. Party of SCIENCE, yo!!!"

[It just occurred to me after typing it, that "Hole in the Ozone Layer" would make for an apt description of Kamala ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 13, 2022 01:26 PM (ctHeh)

372 That's a way better method than taking something out and holding it as far away as possible while squinting to read the date.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 13, 2022 01:25 PM (DRSnL)

lol exactly.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2022 01:26 PM (VwHCD)

373 And you ask why *every* federal agency down to NOAA has it's own SWAT team and hundreds of millions of rounds of ammo per agency?

And when Trump/Desantis wins the presidential eleciton, presumingly with enough of a majority in the House and Senate -- these agencies need to be stripped of their police departments. Every one of them. And when they are done with that, dismantle the DHS and ATF.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 13, 2022 01:27 PM (N39Ws)

374 Her system here is insane, she writes the dates on things with a sharpie before she puts it away just so she knows what to use up first and when she bought it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2022 01:23 PM (VwHCD)

That's a way better method than taking something out and holding it as far away as possible while squinting to read the date.
Posted by: Jordan61

What's insane is having the cheat sheet codes for all the canned goods pre-Y2k before they started putting dates on it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2022 01:27 PM (fAMHd)

375 I'm sure the criminal media has Biden hagiographies ready for the moment he strokes or is clearly unable to function.
Blah, blah, 50 years of honorable public service, blah, blah, blah, sacrifice, blah, blah, blah, the stress of repairing the damage caused by orangemanbad, blah, blah, blah.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at July 13, 2022 01:28 PM (eGTCV)

376 I didn't think it was possible to select a VP and possible Dem Presidential candidate less competent and unlikable than Joe Biden.

Harris < Biden < Hillary < Obama < Bill Clinton

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 13, 2022 01:28 PM (2xpha)

377 * Breaks out ukulele and starts relearning Tiptoe Through The Tulips ... *
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 13, 2022 01:18 PM (ctHeh)
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*warms up concertina*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 13, 2022 01:20 PM (aaGzp)
*holds up lighter, waves from side to side*
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 13, 2022 01:23 PM (DRSnL)

Oh, we're doing this?
*dons face colander and codpiece*
Posted by: flounder at July 13, 2022 01:26 PM (Tp8zv)
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That...escalated quickly.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 13, 2022 01:29 PM (aaGzp)

378 Willowed:

10yo girl hoax turn out not to be hoax.

https://bit.ly/3uHRs6g
Posted by: Sarahw at July 13, 2022 12:48 PM (g1vnC)

As the Church Lady used to say, how conveeeenient. This could be true but I am highly skeptical of the timing. Reports come out that this is a hoax and then the next day a man is arrested for this crime? In any event the Dr. performing the abortion if true, never reported the rape allegation to authorities which she is mandated to do. If this guy is released on bond, see if he's driving a new car up to his new house.

Posted by: Cheri at July 13, 2022 01:29 PM (oiNtH)

379 That's a way better method than taking something out and holding it as far away as possible while squinting to read the date.
Posted by: Jordan61

Or the ink n the date stamp has faded.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 13, 2022 01:29 PM (2xpha)

380 Here, they painted that line on the side for the bike lane, but put the little guy riding a bike symbol in the middle of the road.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2022 01:08 PM

Here they painted "School Crossing" in the wrong directions. As you rolled up to the intersection it read "Crossing School". I was interested on how a school was going to cross the road.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 13, 2022 01:29 PM (u9Awk)

381 I'm seeing on the Twats that Biden in Tel Aviv said he was there "to keep alive the honor of the Holocaust", before correcting himself. The drug cocktail has completely failed.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2022 01:30 PM (ZGrMX)

382 Berserker,

There is a nice app called Food Storage. Should be available for android too. (I have iOS). It will scan the barcode to make it easy to enter.

My prepper friend kept everything on paper. She tracked her pantry that way and also kept any important articles and papers in a big notebook.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 13, 2022 01:26 PM (5HBd1)

That sounds interesting.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2022 01:30 PM (VwHCD)

383 My prepper friend kept everything on paper. She tracked her pantry that way and also kept any important articles and papers in a big notebook.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 13, 2022 01:26 PM (5HBd1)

I use a simple method. If the dog won't eat it, neither will I.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2022 01:31 PM (Y5qcH)

384 So much fucking stupid.

Posted by: mpfs, We are not a serious people anymore at July 13, 2022 01:31 PM (79p/O)

385 To assess pubertal events in a Hispanic female population and to create normograms of puberty

Results: In girls, B2, B3, and B4 occur at median ages of 9.2, 10.2, and 10.9 years, respectively. The median age at P2 was 9.7 years. The mean age at peak height velocity and the growth velocity were 10.6 years (SD = 1.1) and 8 cm/y, respectively. The mean age at menarche was 11.9 years (SD = 1.1); only 2.8% (15 /530) of girls experienced menarche after 14 years and 1.9% before 10 years.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31445142/

Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2022 01:31 PM (PwaY+)

386 Doesn’t Kamala have somebody to write this kinda stuff for her? Even the most brain-dead actor can competently repeat their lines.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 13, 2022 01:31 PM (o8pZB)

387 I personally have never delivered a baby through my "girl penis", but I can imagine that would have been rough on him.

I lurfed.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 13, 2022 01:31 PM (Xrfse)

388 And no.

Men cannot get pregnant.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2022 01:33 PM (0KjzH)

389 354 Mannix, hottie in boots please?
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 13, 2022 01:25 PM (F63C3)

Hmmm, boots seems to get mixed up with high heels in the search engines.

Here's one example:
https://tinyurl.com/mwp9h2mz

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2022 01:33 PM (dNqv+)

390 If ,La had a sane opponent for the 2016 Senate race the odds of her running for President or getting the consolation prize of being VP would be zero. But she didn't have a sane opponent. Instead ,La faced Lorreta Sanchez, whose voice and ability speak in complete sentences are a magnitude or two worse than ,La.

Below is the link to the debate between these two. Sanchez is such a train wreck that a stuffed elk could have beat her. As for the outcome of a theoretical race between a stuffed elk and ,La, it would have been a toss up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-Ld4FJTra0

Posted by: Lost In Space - Protesting Peacefully Since 2020 at July 13, 2022 01:35 PM (mOs5Q)

391 Canned goods can last for 20 years at least so I don't bother looking at the dates on my prepper cache .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 13, 2022 01:36 PM (2xpha)

392 And no.

Men cannot get pregnant.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2022 01:33 PM (0KjzH)

Of course not! The entire human race would go extinct if we were the ones who had babies.

Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2022 01:36 PM (gmo/4)

393 Oh, Minn, here's another:

https://tinyurl.com/yx683px5

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2022 01:36 PM (dNqv+)

394 Men can, however, utter words that are pregnant with meaning.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 13, 2022 01:36 PM (o8pZB)

395 When Ace is being terse, I always read him in Clint Eastwood voice.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

Yub. Pilgrim.

Posted by: mikeski at July 13, 2022 01:37 PM (MfiXj)

396 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2022 01:38 PM (dNqv+)

397 Unlike Kamala, I might add.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 13, 2022 01:38 PM (o8pZB)

398 Top indicators that you are being tweeted at by a lunatic:

Trans flag
BLM Fist
Ukraine flag
Blue Check, or a "BLECK" as everyone calls it now.

I may have made up that last bit.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 13, 2022 01:38 PM (44ww/)

399 I'm seeing on the Twats that Biden in Tel Aviv said he was there "to keep alive the honor of the Holocaust", before correcting himself. The drug cocktail has completely failed.
Posted by: Ian S

At least FJB didn't say "to keep alive the honor of the breakfast taco." Or, more appropriately for the Biden's, "to keep alive the honor of the dirty sanchez."

Posted by: Lost In Space - Protesting Peacefully Since 2020 at July 13, 2022 01:39 PM (mOs5Q)

400 325
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 13, 2022 01:21 PM (nC+QA)
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I went to 3 boarding schools. Never starved and always adequate food. The quality went from poor at the junior school, to pretty good at the first high school and better than the last one at the third school (which was an Opus Dei creation but excellent tuition. All 3 in Kenya. 10 years.
When I got to the first school it was the first contact with non-Italian cuisine so my poor rating for it may be affected by the 'alien' meals - tapioca pudding, blanc mange, spaghetti pudding (that was an abomination made worse by the heaped cinnamon on top and I can't stand cinnamon to this day). Also poor quality porridge in am.

Posted by: Ciampino - burnt porridge and burnt custard - yecch! at July 13, 2022 01:40 PM (qfLjt)

401 While Biden is gone, Gavin Newsom visits the West Wing of the White House for a "series of meetings". Meets with Flotus. No word on Kamala yet.

https://tinyurl.com/ycxa8hva

Posted by: KT at July 13, 2022 01:43 PM (rrtZS)

402 That's a way better method than taking something out and holding it as far away as possible while squinting to read the date.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 13, 2022 01:25 PM

People started marking tops of the cans when donating to the food pantry where my relatives volunteer. Made it easier for the volunteers to sort and for elderly clients to keep track.

I threw out three items from a box of food a friend gave me from her father's stash (he went from a prepper to a hoarder during lockdown). The dates LOOKED like 2025 in the dark bedroom he turned into a pantry. When I got them home, I saw they were 2015.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 13, 2022 01:46 PM (/+bwe)

403 slow news day?

it isn't at all, it's just that the MSM doesn't want to talk about any of the important stuff going so they are focused on J6, abortion and guns, nobody else gives a flip about that stuff so even though there is a ton of stuff going on... it's a "slow" news day

Posted by: unvaxxed-trucker-traitor and noted Putin shill at July 13, 2022 01:49 PM (fcWVN)

404 There is a nice app called Food Storage.

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We've been prepping for over 2 years now and I'd suggested using something like this, but the paranoid wifey (who is now right to be so) objective because she doesn't want any outside parties to know -- which is smart (she gets angry at me for mentioning here that we're peppers, assuming people (or more likely Bob from the NSA) will hunt us down and kill us for our food & water when the burning times come.

We got a nice credit on our water utility bills (several hundred dollars covering several months 0) after installing a rain catchment system here in Northern Arizona; had a friend who did the same, but wouldn't apply for the rebate -- not wanting the city government to know she had one, and especially fears they will eventually outlaw rain catchment like Colorado.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 13, 2022 01:54 PM (5OlSw)

405 Read a very interesting twitter thread from Thom Hartmann, July 1 -

1/ The Nightmare Scenario SCOTUS is Plotting For the 2024 Election Takeover

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Do 'they' really believe that's a possibility or is it gas lighting, I wondered.

Posted by: Lola at July 13, 2022 01:59 PM (NIYa7)

406 When she's trying to be nice Kamala, she sounds like a fucking idiot. When she's just her normal self, she sounds like a bitchy fucking idiot.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 13, 2022 02:07 PM (vkS2Z)

407 >>>Today is my last day as the guy who spins Kamala Harris around 25 times before pushing her into the room for her interviews. It has been an incredible opportunity and I'm sad to leave it.

That's very funny.

Posted by: m at July 13, 2022 02:20 PM (euHgA)

408 >>>Harris: "We are expanding access to transportation. You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go to do the work and get home."

Home is where the tacos are.

Posted by: m at July 13, 2022 02:22 PM (euHgA)

409 So I am confused about the ten year old being raped by an illegal. Did she actually have to go out of state? Did she go out of state to a doctors that is known to perform abortions on minors who were raped and not reporting it in order to hide the fact she was raped? Whole lotta strange stuff going on with this story.

Posted by: SquidbillyCPO at July 13, 2022 02:53 PM (JdnFk)

410 "You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go to do the work and get home."

The what...?

Posted by: Corona at July 13, 2022 04:03 PM (nakGR)

411 "The work" is a peculiar affectation of the virtue-signaling left when they want to talk about their SUPER important, virtuous, altruistic jobs, as opposed to the mere "jobs" rubes do (such as growing all our food and making and maintaining everything we need to survive).

Except in this case, Kamala mixed her metaphors and when trying to affect "lofty statesperson rhetoric" to make going to work sound like a "noble endeavor" cut a brain fart and chose the inappropriate affectation. And her whole intent in trying to "ennoble" the commute was of course disgustingly patronizing.

The bottom line is Kamala cares about nothing except how it makes her look. And this constantly distracts and derails her, and makes her look (appropriately) terrible.

Posted by: Zek at July 13, 2022 04:14 PM (OzNIz)

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