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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (7/9/22)
Normally Saturday ONT's do not carry Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. Tonight is different.
A Mississippi teenager became a life-saver Sunday as he helped four people to safety from the Pascagoula River. It was 2:30 a.m. when Corion Evans, 16, saw a car with three people inside it drive into the river
Look out Guy Fieri and CBD.
Deep in southwest Virginia, there's a county fair where, last month, one woman won first, second and third place for best cookies. She also swept all three awards for candy and for savory bread. In fact, she won the blue ribbon for cake, pie, brownie, sweet bread and best overall baked good (that was strawberry fudge.) It didn't stop there.
Online art viewing can improve well-being
Effects are similar to those of visits to physical art galleries or even nature experiences
Born on this day: 9 Jul 1946
British singer Bon Scott (Ronald Belford Scott), with Australian rock band AC/DC from 1974 until his death in 1980. He was brought up in Kirriemuir, Scotland before moving to Melbourne, Australia, with his family in 1952 at the age of six. Having arrived from 'Bonnie Scotland', he was dubbed 'Bon', and the nickname stuck. After a night of heavy drinking, Scott was found dead in the backseat of a friend's car in South London on 19 February 1980, the cause of death being subsequently listed as ’acute alcohol poisoning'. via thisdayinmusic.com
Would-be bank robber wearing gas mask and GoPro camera leaves empty-handed
A man wearing a gas mask and a GoPro camera twice failed to scale the teller counter at a bank in Mercer County on Wednesday before riding off on a motorcycle, authorities said. The man walked into TD Bank on State Road in Princeton at about 3:20 p.m. and approached the unoccupied teller counter, Princeton police said Thursday. Seeing no employee, the man tried to jump over the counter but wasn’t able to, according to Lt. Christopher Tash. After the would-be robber tried and failed again, he left the bank and fled toward Princeton Avenue, Tash said
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2022 09:37 PM (w9ZnN)
Posted by: CMU VET at July 09, 2022 09:38 PM (mMV7W)
Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2022 09:38 PM (w9ZnN)
Posted by: Ciampino at July 09, 2022 09:38 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:39 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:39 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 09, 2022 09:40 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:41 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 09, 2022 09:41 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 09:41 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: CppThis at July 09, 2022 09:41 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: wing at July 09, 2022 09:41 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2022 09:42 PM (2Ra0c)
Beef on charcoal grill
lettuce tomatoes bun
TA DA
Posted by: rhennigantx
No Carolina Reaper sauce?
Posted by: mikeski loves typos at July 09, 2022 09:42 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 09, 2022 09:42 PM (a8vi6)
Posted by: Miklos, Dept. Of Stakhanovites at July 09, 2022 09:44 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 09, 2022 09:41 PM (Dc2NZ)
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In the Brave New World, pictures of beef are all you'll get.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2022 09:44 PM (2Ra0c)
The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM Repaving Project On I-95 In South Philly ‘Like Hitting A Brick Wall,’ Causing Dangerous Situation, Drivers Warn
Turning it from a white road to a third world road.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at July 09, 2022 09:44 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 09, 2022 09:44 PM (KFhLj)
The man who was just assassinated was divisive and arch-conservative.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:44 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Pete Buttgig at July 09, 2022 09:44 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: mikeski loves typos at July 09, 2022 09:42 PM (P1f+c)
Some mustard maybe
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:45 PM (ex2Cx)
Beef masochism.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Very high steaks.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 09, 2022 09:45 PM (yykuI)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:45 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 09:46 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 09, 2022 09:45 PM (yykuI)
Please just get to the meat of the subject!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:46 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2022 09:44 PM (2Ra0c)
*dons VR goggles, sets aromatic diffuser to "charcoal grill"*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 09, 2022 09:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Jazz Head at July 09, 2022 09:47 PM (sh7Ef)
Posted by: CppThis at July 09, 2022 09:41 PM (UewuT)
Yeah. Also not defining 'Natural Born Citizen' was an oversight.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 09:47 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 09:47 PM (cz2y9)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 09, 2022 09:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
Tell me when the negro kissing the heroine and you can fell it!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:47 PM (ex2Cx)
Next up, Netherlands.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM (dNqv+)
I like a very plain burger
Beef on charcoal grill
lettuce tomatoes bun
I have always thought in the back of my mind cheese and onions.
Posted by: The Rutles at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:47 PM (ex2Cx)
Dafuq?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM (Dc2NZ)
Great looking burger up top, hold the veggies.
"Deep in southwest Virginia, there's a county fair where, last month, one woman won first, second and third place for best cookies."
-- And that woman was me. -- Bluebell
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM (xT18z)
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 09:47 PM (cz2y9)
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Whuttup, frogman.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM (2Ra0c)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:47 PM (ex2Cx)
Dafuq?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM (Dc2NZ
Drugs are bad, mmkay?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 09:49 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 09, 2022 09:49 PM (R5lpX)
Next up, Netherlands.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM (mE7cY)
Insurrection! REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2022 09:50 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 09, 2022 09:45 PM (yykuI)
Please just get to the meat of the subject!
Posted by: rhennigantx
WHERE'S THE BEEF PUNS
Posted by: Clara Miklos-Peller at July 09, 2022 09:50 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: CppThis at July 09, 2022 09:41 PM (UewuT)
Yeah. Also not defining 'Natural Born Citizen' was an oversight.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 09:47 PM (4I/2K)
Thats not what it meant. Regulate meant make regular back then. Meaning people can trade without the state interfering. Like bourbon, or Champaign, or butter.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:50 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: wing at July 09, 2022 09:50 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM
Why, listening to GEOTUS in Alaska and enjoying an ONT, My Good Man!
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 09:51 PM (cz2y9)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2022 09:51 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 09, 2022 09:45 PM (yykuI)
Please just get to the meat of the subject!
Posted by: rhennigantx
WHERE'S THE BEEF PUNS
Posted by: Clara Miklos-Peller at July 09, 2022 09:50 PM (thbCK)
You can have it your way.
Posted by: Burger Royalty at July 09, 2022 09:51 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2022 09:51 PM (KAi1n)
Starving people are pissed people.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 09:51 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2022 09:52 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM (Dc2NZ)
BNW That was one of the classic parts of the movie part of the book!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:52 PM (ex2Cx)
(they've gotten worse, haven't they?)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 09, 2022 09:52 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mes cheres amis at July 09, 2022 09:52 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 09:54 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 09:54 PM (cz2y9)
(they've gotten worse, haven't they?)
Posted by: Puddleglum
The complete list of State Departments of Transportation which have improved over my lifetime:
1)
Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2022 09:54 PM (P1f+c)
It's fairly short too.
Posted by: Ciampino - Could be a Monty Python skit at July 09, 2022 09:54 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mes cheres amis at July 09, 2022 09:52 PM
It is The Way of My People...
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 09:55 PM (cz2y9)
Next up, Netherlands.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
The Jan 5th committee should investigate. Send them all over to Sri Lanka, NOW!! They'll figure it out!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 09, 2022 09:55 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 09:55 PM (GJnvT)
By design, I imagine.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 09:54 PM (mE7cY)
Green farming and green power.
The Chicago food wars are gonna be lit!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:55 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 09, 2022 09:55 PM (KFhLj)
(they've gotten worse, haven't they?)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 09, 2022 09:52 PM (sAmhv)
Perhaps we can be of some assistance?
Posted by: Oregon Highway Dept with some unused dy-no-mite! at July 09, 2022 09:56 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cap'm Miklos of the Raging Queen at July 09, 2022 09:56 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 09:56 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2022 09:56 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: irright at July 09, 2022 09:57 PM (NTUk0)
Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2022 09:56 PM (0OP+5
We're still doing phrasing, right?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 09:58 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Miklos requests permission to inquire at July 09, 2022 09:58 PM (thbCK)
(they've gotten worse, haven't they?)
Posted by: Puddleglum
The complete list of State Departments of Transportation which have improved over my lifetime:
1)
Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2022 09:54 PM (P1f+c)
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Hey here in Illinois we have IDOT, more commonly referred to as IDIOT.
Posted by: Ciampino - IL is probably competing with IO, ID for that I at July 09, 2022 09:58 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 09:56 PM (GJnvT)
Only people I know with a big enough mouth to handle that sized burger are:
1) Mick Jagger
b) Carley Simon
iii) Sandy Occasional Cortex
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 09, 2022 09:58 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: The Rutles at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM
Perhaps you have to spell it out?
Posted by: Texican ette at July 09, 2022 09:59 PM (75HAH)
And yeah. Great tune behind it...
BTW MisHum. Thanks for 'Bad Love' on Wednesday. Wonderful guitar work there...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 09, 2022 09:59 PM (WGYgd)
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 09:59 PM (oTZbj)
300 peeps no
2017 Virginia Retirement System Schmitz Ronald D $840,235.09
2020 Virginia Museum of Fine Arts Nyerges Alexander L $757,977.76
2018 Virginia Retirement System Schmitz Ronald D $698,882.02
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:59 PM (ex2Cx)
I've never thought of cheeseburgers this way.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 09, 2022 10:00 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 09, 2022 10:00 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2022 09:56 PM (0OP+5)
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Something fishy about that question.
Posted by: Ciampino - I love anchovies at July 09, 2022 10:01 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: irright at July 09, 2022 09:57 PM (NTUk0)
Guess you do not do Kosher!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 10:01 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: davidt
The wrong people were in charge.
Posted by: Cowherd-Piven, currently producing unacceptable levels of CO2 at July 09, 2022 10:01 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 09, 2022 10:01 PM (CzRZX)
Starving people are pissed people.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 09:51 PM (mE7cY)
We need to recalibrate our messaging and try again.
Posted by: ESG Commie Bastards at July 09, 2022 10:01 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 09:59 PM (oTZbj)
Don't blame that shit on me.
I only do shitty sportsball takes...
Posted by: Colin Cowherd at July 09, 2022 10:01 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 09:59 PM (oTZbj)
Now do Viet Nam and Cambodia!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 10:01 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 09, 2022 10:01 PM (aToww)
Posted by: fappers at July 09, 2022 10:02 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 09, 2022 10:02 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 09, 2022 10:02 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 09:59 PM (oTZbj)
We should have spent more money!
Posted by: School Chairman! at July 09, 2022 10:02 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Eromero
And can it be flung from a 20 story flat?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 09, 2022 10:02 PM (yykuI)
Biden has poured more money down the black hole that is the Ukraine - Russia war in one year than we spent in Afghanistan in five years.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:02 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 10:03 PM (oTZbj)
Tonight's Movie Roulette experience includes the following:
Ghost in the Shell (2017) - The live action version with Scarlet Johanssen. A bit of a mess, but interesting visuals and explores complex ideas.
Children of Dune miniseries parts 1 & 2 - decent special effects, though the pacing is fairly slow
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2022 10:03 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Miklos listens at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (aToww)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 09:56 PM (GJnvT)
Only people I know with a big enough mouth to handle that sized burger are:
1) Mick Jagger
b) Carley Simon
iii) Sandy Occasional Cortex
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 09, 2022 09:58 PM (BgMrQ)
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You forgot Julia Roberts and Aerosmith's Steve Tyler
Posted by: Ciampino - Any Biafran child at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2022 09:56 PM (0OP+5)
Royal! Now buzz off, drone.
Posted by: Worker Bee at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (4I/2K)
Now I'm wondering what kind of fucked-up government they have that requires both a President and a Prime Minister.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 09, 2022 10:05 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 09, 2022 10:05 PM (aToww)
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 09:59 PM (oTZbj)
Hey, how about a little respect...I am dead after all.
Posted by: zombie Richard Cloward at July 09, 2022 10:05 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
I'm one ep behind, enjoying it though
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 09, 2022 10:06 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Theodore
Only people I know with a big enough mouth to handle that sized burger are:
1) Mick Jagger
b) Carley Simon
iii) Sandy Occasional Cortex
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
You forgot Julia Roberts and Aerosmith's Steve Tyler
Posted by: Ciampino - Any Biafran child
Dolly Parton's kids.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 10:06 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 10:03 PM (oTZbj)
There is one south of LA. Fishing town!
Posted by: School Chairman! at July 09, 2022 10:06 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Miklos listens at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM
Indeed! We need him back soon...
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (cz2y9)
Now I'm wondering what kind of fucked-up government they have that requires both a President and a Prime Minister.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (bW8dp
They told them to resign, they refused. Commies always miscalculate.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 09, 2022 10:01 PM (CzRZX)
Cheese, bacon, onion, pickles, lettuce, tomato, mustard, mayo, avocado (optional) and a real beef burger patty. That's it. Anything less is not America.
Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Ciampino - Any Biafran child at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (qfLjt)
Yeah,
Stevie came to mind after I hit "post".
Plum forgot about Ms. Widemouth...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (BgMrQ)
The perfect meal:
Bacon cheeseburger (offensive to Hindus, Buddhists, observant Jews, and Muslims)
Cold beer (offensive to Baptists)
Topped off with a fine coffee (offensive to Mormons) and a cigar (offensive to Zoroastrians).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Jazz Head at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (sh7Ef)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (bW8dp)
===
President is head of state
Prime Minister is head of government
Both guilty
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (EZebt)
youtube.com/watch?v=Eeg0sFVFsyo
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (ex2Cx)
Posted by: Miklos is amused while trying to imagine at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (thbCK)
not even the army can do anything - there's no more gas or diesel left for them to even start up any of their vehicles. And they're as pissed off as everyone else is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:08 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
Biden has poured more money down the black hole that is the Ukraine - Russia war in one year than we spent in Afghanistan in five years.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:02 PM (mE7cY)
But 10% comes back.
Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2022 10:08 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (0OP+5)
Holy crap. Did you leave anything else in the fridge? Maybe slap a fried egg on it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:08 PM (mE7cY)
Now I'm wondering what kind of fucked-up government they have that requires both a President and a Prime Minister.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (bW8dp)
_________
It's common in parliamentary republics. The president is the head of state and the PM is the head of government. In the US, the president is both.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2022 10:08 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:09 PM (cz2y9)
Posted by: DB at July 09, 2022 10:09 PM (geLO8)
1) Mick Jagger
b) Carley Simon
iii) Sandy Occasional Cortex
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
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You forgot Julia Roberts and Aerosmith's Steve Tyler
Posted by: Ciampino - Any Biafran child -
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I'll take three, stacked up.
Posted by: Brian Blessed at July 09, 2022 10:09 PM (NTUk0)
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at July 09, 2022 10:10 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:08 PM (r46W7
Getting rid of the cockroaches is the easy part. Hard part is next, which is how do you restore order and keep the next Hitler from taking over.
Shit we should think about here.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:10 PM (mE7cY)
Lots of countries (like Israel) have that.
The President is apolitical, serves as the symbol of national unity, and does a lot of ribbon-cuttings. (I.e. like a royal family in a constitutional monarchy.)
The Prime Minister is the political hack.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2022 10:10 PM (I2/tG)
GEOTUS slayed in AK this evening!
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:09 PM (cz2y9)
Poorly worded, me thinks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:11 PM (mE7cY)
I'll take three, stacked up.
Posted by: Brian Blessed at July 09, 2022 10:09 PM (NTUk0)
_______
Four for me.
Posted by: Joe E. Brown at July 09, 2022 10:11 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: CppThis at July 09, 2022 09:41 PM (UewuT)
Yeah. Also not defining 'Natural Born Citizen' was an oversight.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 09:47 PM (4I/2K)
yeah, they also could have put " and if you pass one tiny law we fucking kill you in your sleep" right after the Shall no be infringed part.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2022 10:11 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Miklos, former Kremlinologist at July 09, 2022 10:11 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Think 10% for the big guy and it all begins to make sense!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:11 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Every Dimwitted Communist on the Internet at July 09, 2022 10:11 PM (bW8dp)
Yeah. Also not defining 'Natural Born Citizen' was an oversight.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 09:47 PM (4I/2K)
__________
No Irish.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2022 10:12 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 10:12 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 09, 2022 10:12 PM (xT18z)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Hell its only been half a year
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 09, 2022 10:12 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (bW8dp)
Not really. (wink)
Posted by: Baptists at July 09, 2022 10:13 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:09 PM (cz2y9)
Poorly worded, me thinks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
That's just hoe the Kids talk these days.
Posted by: Miklos, totally tubular at July 09, 2022 10:13 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 09, 2022 10:13 PM (MGB5H)
The ESG shit will destroy every economy and starve people to death.
That is what Bill Gates and others are attempting.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:13 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 09, 2022 10:12 PM (xT18z)
I'm a big fan of chopped white onion.
Caramelizing them leaves too sweet a taste to the burger
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 09, 2022 10:14 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Baptists
Why should you always make sure to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?
Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:14 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 10:12 PM (oTZbj)
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Probably not. But that doesn't seem to matter when there are enough pissed off citizens who have nothing to lose...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2022 10:14 PM (K5n5d)
I guess you could add "on a Friday during Lent" to get the Catholics in there as well.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:15 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 10:12 PM (oTZbj
Didn't need em, but not sure. Basically just showed up in the hundreds of thousands and sacked the capital. Leaders fled the country.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:15 PM (mE7cY)
The ESG shit will destroy every economy and starve people to death.
That is what Bill Gates and others are attempting.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Well that, and mortaging the entire country to China
Posted by: Miklos, wait until China Daddy with his Belt and Road gets here at July 09, 2022 10:15 PM (thbCK)
The ESG shit will destroy every economy and starve people to death.
That is what Bill Gates and others are attempting.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:13 PM (mE7cY)
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Does anyone think The Powers That Be will learn anything from the Sri Lankan situation?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2022 10:15 PM (K5n5d)
___________
Sri Lanka is nothing like the US was/is. It's not an answer to what we'll see here. Bet on it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2022 10:16 PM (BFigT)
It was 2:30 a.m. when Corion Evans, 16, saw a car with three people inside it drive into the river
Oops! Did I do that?
Posted by: Mississippi Squirrel at July 09, 2022 10:16 PM (7bRMQ)
So it's not just Pennsylvania.
Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2022 10:16 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
They (Gates, Fauci, et al) screwed up, everything was supposed to collapse at the same time before the kulaks had a chance to learn what evil was being wrought on them!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:16 PM (hOUT3)
yeah, they also could have put " and if you pass one tiny law we fucking kill you in your sleep" right after the Shall no be infringed part.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2022 10:11 PM (VwHCD)
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We can still do that. Keep a list of all offenders, even retired ones.
Posted by: Ciampino - shall not be infringed at July 09, 2022 10:16 PM (qfLjt)
Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Why don't Baptists have sex standing up?
If someone catches them, they might think they were dancing.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 09, 2022 10:16 PM (yykuI)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Nah, they are very much more smarterer than those Sri lankens
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 09, 2022 10:17 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: CppThis
I don't know if the problem is the CC or whether the problem, like like so many others, is in its interpretation. I remember my con law professor in law school, who was kind of a funny old fart, described the limitations inherent in the CC by drawing a line representing its power beginning the on the left side of the white board but did not stop at the right side but continued on drawing on the wall all the way to the corner.
It should be invalidated anyway because the economy of the founders of a few million dollars in no way resembles the multiple trillion dollar economy of today.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 09, 2022 10:17 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Miklos, wait until China Daddy with his Belt and Road gets here at July 09, 2022 10:15 PM (thbCK)
Even worse. Once the bankrupted the country with the ESG mandates, in comes the IMF to 'loan' them money, effectively turning over control of the country to the boushies.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:17 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2022 10:17 PM (Y274z)
That's why they are turning the Army into a woke internal security force.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2022 10:17 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 10:17 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2022 10:17 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Seems like there is a lesson in there somewhere!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:18 PM (hOUT3)
Yeah. Also not defining 'Natural Born Citizen' was an oversight.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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No Irish.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2022 10:12 PM -
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Ah, prairie shit.
Everybody.
Posted by: Olsen Johnson at July 09, 2022 10:18 PM (NTUk0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:11 PM (mE7cY)
Good Lord - I should hope so
Greetings everyone -how is the horde on this July Saturday night?
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at July 09, 2022 10:18 PM (7SwmH)
The man who was just assassinated was divisive and arch-conservative.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:44 PM (ex2Cx)
For a moment I was wondering wtf happened to Rombley and then I remembered he is *severely* conservative.
Also, NPR can go fck itself.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 09, 2022 10:19 PM (llON8)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
No
Your Private Bunkers are safe here.
Posted by: Kommissarin Ardern of New Zealand Unfree Zone at July 09, 2022 10:20 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 10:12 PM (oTZbj)
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Probably not. But that doesn't seem to matter when there are enough pissed off citizens who have nothing to lose...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2022 10:14 PM (K5n5d)
I seem to recall that in the civil war with the Tamils about a decade ago, a whole lot of the killing was done with machetes or the equivalent.
"Getting rid of the cockroaches is the easy part. Hard part is next, which is how do you restore order and keep the next Hitler from taking over."
what made Hitler so powerful was that he took over a modern economy with a powerful industrial base. it's not nearly so much fun to take over a giant shithole where everything is broken and *nothing* is capable of working. India could walk in and take over if they want; but I'm sure they're thinking "nah bro, no way is that mess worth the effort".
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:20 PM (r46W7)
___
You can't.
The ultimate dictator, who will make all the previous ones look like amateurs, will be the last one, so there's that.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 10:20 PM (/hCMk)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Seems like there is a lesson in there somewhere!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:18 PM (hOUT3)
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This is one reason why J6 freaked out The Powers That Be so much. They realized that they were within a hair's breadth of setting off a chain reaction that could have utterly destroyed them.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2022 10:21 PM (K5n5d)
We need to hire more Capitol police
Posted by: Lindsay Graham at July 09, 2022 10:21 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 09, 2022 10:21 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 09, 2022 10:21 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
AOC has.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC
Many of us have spent weeks in armored vehicles & traveling through backs of buildings bc of right-wing threats. You don't hear much about it.
@GOPLeader McCarthy said he wants to promote House members who incited violence.
Their feigned horror at protest [against Supreme Court justices] is a silencing tactic.
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She sees the need for luxury armored cars.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 09, 2022 10:21 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: davidt
Burgers like that look great, but I'm always disappointed when I eat them. Too large and you can't get a decent bite. Too many ingredients and they all run together and make a slop. I go with cheese, mustard, onions, and maybe one other sauce such as ketchup. Or some specialty burger with maybe 2 or 3 things.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 10:21 PM (+lVUW)
The man who was just assassinated was divisive and arch-conservative.
Posted by: rhennigantx
That is a sick depraved disgusting statement, and the best part is it was paid for with OUR tax dollars!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:21 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
maybe it's in History books!
If only we cud reed
Posted by: Class of Corona 2022 at July 09, 2022 10:22 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Greta Thumperd at July 09, 2022 10:23 PM (mE7cY)
THREAD: https://bit.ly/3Iutv8a
Now I just read of a fire at an LNG plant in Oklahoma.
https://bit.ly/3NPDd5W
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 09, 2022 10:23 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2022 09:56 PM (0OP+5)
Okay, why does that sound like it came from some disgusting scifi movie?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 09, 2022 10:24 PM (sWM8x)
https://twitter.com/JonahDispatch/
status/1545944789685882880
Just a thought: George Soros is considerably older than Joe Biden and maybe, just maybe, he’s no longer up to running the sinister global conspiracy a lot of you are very deeply invested in. Sure, 30 years ago he could make bulls gay, turtles fly, and flan edible, but not now.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at July 09, 2022 10:24 PM (dLxOt)
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 10:24 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 09, 2022 10:21 PM (FVME7)
Hey! Howse about just resigning? Then you don't have to worry about it. You can go back to a bar. Maybe show your tits for money.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2022 10:25 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2022 10:11 PM (VwHCD)
^^^You get it!! **snort**
Posted by: Iris at July 09, 2022 10:25 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 09, 2022 10:25 PM (dLxOt)
https://bit.ly/3NPDd5W
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
That was at the Medford plant. Up near the Kansas line
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 09, 2022 10:25 PM (MGB5H)
How dare you!
Posted by: Greta Thumperd
I wonder if Greta had a big transgender brother who would sit on her head and fart.
That would explain a lot.
Posted by: Miklos doing speculation at July 09, 2022 10:25 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 10:26 PM (vxmc7)
_____________
I see the need for velvet tipped bullets. Let's call it a wash.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2022 10:26 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 09, 2022 10:24 PM (sWM8x)
I'm sure they were trying. At that point, it just becomes a contest of who can run faster.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:26 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at July 09, 2022 10:27 PM (iyVGU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 10:21 PM
I go with a knife and fork...
Yes, yes I do!
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:27 PM (cz2y9)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 10:27 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:26 PM (r46W7)
Edge to us if it happens here.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2022 10:28 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 10:28 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at July 09, 2022 10:27 PM (iyVGU)
I'm glad I don't have to see that horrible juxtaposition. I just have to look at the burger sitting next to some ad for Toe Fungus Relief.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:28 PM (r46W7)
The man who was just assassinated was divisive and arch-conservative.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2022 09:44 PM (ex2Cx)
That make sense. In a two party state only one party can be divisive. Right?
Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 10:29 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:29 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Jazz Head at July 09, 2022 09:47 PM (sh7Ef)
Technically, it's hidden in the A holes. Plural. Inclusive.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2022 10:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:29 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:29 PM (mE7cY)
But do you dance?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2022 10:29 PM (ynpvh)
The stuff in the suitcases, however, is mine.
Look! The cash is still in its original Fed and IMF wrappers!
Posted by: Island Kingdom of Miklostania at July 09, 2022 10:29 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 09:41 PM (4I/2K)
It is, indeed. Especially since I am hungry.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 10:30 PM (vxmc7)
*Thinks*
**Deletes**
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:29 PM (hOUT3)
Picture Nadler with a load, trying to run away....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2022 10:30 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:29 PM (mE7cY)
But do you dance?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2022 10:29 PM (ynpvh
Depends on how many beers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:30 PM (mE7cY)
Maybe I can learn how to do that new crazy Gungam Style dance the kids are doing these days.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:32 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 10:32 PM (4I/2K)
>Everytime somebody mentions Sri Lanka, I'm thinking a shortage of Sriracha, and I can't abide a shortage of the cock sauce. This is as important as baby formula.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 09, 2022 10:32 PM (0ocXn)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
More like waddle away, like Danny DeVito as the Penguin.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 09, 2022 10:32 PM (yykuI)
Posted by: Miklos and the Modern Lovers at July 09, 2022 10:32 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 09:48 PM (mE7cY)
Ottawa has some very sturdy lamp posts, which are shockingly deficient in adornment.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 10:32 PM (vxmc7)
praying for anarchy. for their sake and for mine
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 09, 2022 10:33 PM (sJHOI)
Anarchy - complete, total anarchy. Anyone who thinks they would like to live in an anarchy should pay attention. As the old maxim goes, it's the war of All against All.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:34 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at July 09, 2022 10:34 PM (H31K8)
https://tinyurl.com/f6uun7e5
Posted by: Mr. Alu Fods at July 09, 2022 10:35 PM (LCXBH)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 09, 2022 10:32 PM (0ocXn)
oh man if anything ever called out "Phrasing!!!" that sentence does.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:35 PM (r46W7)
1) Mick Jagger
b) Carley Simon
iii) Sandy Occasional Cortex
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 09, 2022 09:58 PM (BgMrQ)
No problem. Just mash it down a little bit before taking the first bite
Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 10:36 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 10:37 PM (/hCMk)
Yes, yes I do!
Posted by: Zettai
https://tinyurl.com/5ep42bhn
Posted by: Miklos and the Modern Lovers at July 09, 2022 10:32 PM (thbCK)
It's the only way to eat a Snickers bar.
https://youtu.be/9Z-vdx_PcgU
Posted by: George Costanza at July 09, 2022 10:37 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:07 PM (bW8dp)
Jews don't recognize Jesus. Protestants don't recognize the Pope.
Southern Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.
Posted by: Jazz Head at July 09, 2022 10:37 PM (sh7Ef)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Just because it wasn't based on working the printing presses 24-7? We weren't capable of printing that much $.
Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2022 10:38 PM (KAi1n)
Southern Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.
Posted by: Jazz Head
Thats the joke i was trying like hell to remember!
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 09, 2022 10:38 PM (MGB5H)
Shit we should think about here.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Cumala: I'm rested and ready to orate.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 10:38 PM (+lVUW)
Can't enjoy a slopburger because I'm concerned that it will drip on my pants.
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 09, 2022 10:39 PM (Om/di)
Posted by: Squid at July 09, 2022 10:39 PM (kx5Be)
I'd guess this was maybe at Instapundit or PJM because those are the only other blogs I read besides this one.
Posted by: Tonestaple at July 09, 2022 10:40 PM (3qAOE)
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Since when?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 10:37 PM (/hCMk)
That's just what we Baptists want others to believe so that there is more ice cold beer for us.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 10:40 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Squid['/i]
Ours or theirs?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:40 PM (hOUT3)
Very nice man, with only One Topic.
Tea. And Tea. Have I told you about our wonderful tea?
Good tea, unlimited tea at the Ambassador's residence.
Posted by: Miklos so recalls at July 09, 2022 10:40 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (bW8dp)
That's pretty typical for a parliamentary system in a republic. Prime Minister is head of government, President is head of State. Israel, Italy, come to mind.
And yes, the tune behind the burger was a gooder. All-star band!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 10:40 PM (vxmc7)
A buddy of mine had an old impala he was proud of. He was driving it around when someone in the left lane forced him over to the right a bit and his front tire went into a broken open storm drain at about 30mph. No more impala.
Everyone I knew growing up had cool cars even though they were nearly as poor as me. The rich kids had crappy safe modern late 80s cars. I did not have a cool car, a 77 nova but I liked it enough. It got from A to B.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 10:40 PM (xbYBS)
Can't enjoy a slopburger because I'm concerned that it will drip on my pants.
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 09, 2022 10:39 PM (Om/di)
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Well, I think we know the obvious solution to this problem. Stop eating slopburgers while reading the Sunday Morning Book Thread (the only thread where pants are mandatory).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2022 10:40 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Every Dimwitted Communist on the Internet at July 09, 2022 10:11 PM (bW8dp)
Also, a good share of those imbeciles in Hollywood.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 10:40 PM (+lVUW)
>Mormons barely recognize each other at the lake.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 09, 2022 10:40 PM (0ocXn)
Posted by: Jazz Head at July 09, 2022 10:41 PM (sh7Ef)
Many of us have spent weeks in armored vehicles & traveling through backs of buildings bc of right-wing threats. You don't hear much about it.
Because it's not real?
Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2022 10:41 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Mr. Alu Fods at July 09, 2022 10:35 PM (LCXBH)
I liked it! Gave me kind of a Frank Zappa meets Alan Parsons vibe.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:41 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Does orate mean the same as in town?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:41 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Weak Geek
Someone should explain to the Noob
Posted by: Sartorially Compliant Moron Miklos at July 09, 2022 10:41 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Squid at July 09, 2022 10:39 PM (kx5Be)
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So the rumors of Hunter/Nancy Pelosi sex tape are true? We were just joking about that the other night...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2022 10:42 PM (K5n5d)
Many of us have spent weeks in armored vehicles & traveling through backs of buildings bc of right-wing threats. You don't hear much about it.
Because it's not real?
Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2022 10:41 PM (KAi1n)
Just like the grief nurses on TikTok.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:42 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:42 PM (cz2y9)
Because it's not real?
Posted by: SFGoth
She has been transporting raped 10 year olds for abortions.
Posted by: Miklos is unconvinced at July 09, 2022 10:42 PM (thbCK)
It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the knife.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 10:43 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 10:43 PM (oTZbj)
Do you dance???
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 10:43 PM (jTmQV)
Won't matter what that useless ball sack does.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:44 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:17 PM (mE7cY)
They ought to go, cap in hand, to Russia. Putin is one of the few world leaders who is not down with the WEF "Great Reset".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 10:44 PM (vxmc7)
Southern Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.
Posted by: Jazz Head
I thought she died in that January dust up over a year ago.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 09, 2022 10:44 PM (MGB5H)
What are these things called pants that you speak of?
Posted by: Jazz Head at July 09, 2022 10:45 PM (sh7Ef)
Because it's not real?
Posted by: SFGoth
Any public statement by a Democrat has a vanishingly small probability of being true!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:45 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:45 PM (cz2y9)
Posted by: Count de Monet
EAT YOUR PEAS, PIERRE
Posted by: LBJ to Pierre Salinger at July 09, 2022 10:45 PM (thbCK)
Many of us have spent weeks in armored vehicles & traveling through backs of buildings bc of right-wing threats. You don't hear much about it.
Because it's not real?
Posted by: SFGoth at July
I thought she died in that January dust up a year ago.
Ugh fixed, stopped phone!
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 09, 2022 10:45 PM (MGB5H)
Can't enjoy a slopburger because I'm concerned that it will drip on my pants.
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 09, 2022 10:39 PM (Om/di)
There are places here that will bring you a bib with your order. Not necessarily for hamburgers though.
Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 10:45 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Weak Geek
>Rule 1: Never stack you burger higher/bigger than your mouth.
Rule 2: Mind you stack. It's important, - where do you put the lettuce? This is an exacting science.
Rule 3: Wax Paper is you best friend. Wrap your burger, eat with one hand, and don't be a glutton.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 09, 2022 10:46 PM (0ocXn)
Sounds familiar.
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 10:43 PM (oTZbj
Kinda. The corruption was always there. But the corruption led to bankruptcy, which led to IMF bailouts, which led to demands of meeting ESG rules of the greenies, which led to massive crop output drops, which led to starvation and bankruptcy, and so on.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:46 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: the PRC at July 09, 2022 10:46 PM (thbCK)
I don't eat anything while I'm on the Book Thread.
As for your second point -- says you.
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 09, 2022 10:46 PM (Om/di)
Do you dance???
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 10:43 PM (jTmQV)
I do a mean lawn sprinkler. White man's overbite added with sufficient alcohol imbibing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 10:47 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 10:48 PM (xbYBS)
I hope so!!! Oh — sorry.
NYT and CNN have released negative stories on Joe in the last 24 hours — 18 mos. into his term — so the decision has been made. The details may not be finalized but the process has begun.
Posted by: Squid at July 09, 2022 10:48 PM (kx5Be)
The next time someone mentions Biden, I'm going to re-poast that pic what I poasted last evening...
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:48 PM (cz2y9)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 09, 2022 10:46 PM (0ocXn)
You had me until that very last part.
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2022 10:48 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2022 10:48 PM (KAi1n)
Meh, Hunter cracked it first.
Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Sufficient?
Posted by: The Miklos-Heisenberg Imbibement Principle at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:45 PM (cz2y9)
Sri Lanka's only value to anyone was the specialty crops and spices they could produce. The Government bought into the Green bullshit and stopped them from buying fertilizer. This collapsed the economy so completely they could no longer buy any oil or gas. (they produce none themselves) Between that and the fertilizer, they are now producing *nothing* of any kind. It doesn't matter who they're indebted too, the entire country is now literally worthless.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: SFGoth
To be fair, melted cheese doesn't take up very much room...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2022 10:48 PM (KAi1n
Do you put your burger between two lettuce leaves?
I recall that being the rage for a while.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (mE7cY)
The Jerk
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 09, 2022 10:50 PM (Om/di)
Posted by: The Miklos-Heisenberg Imbibement Principle at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (thbCK)
These days that about halfway through the 3rd ice cold beer. I've gone lightweight / cheap date.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 10:50 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Zettai
Damn
At this hour?
Posted by: Unnamed Judge from Sekrit Court at July 09, 2022 10:51 PM (thbCK)
Good tea, unlimited tea at the Ambassador's residence.
Posted by: Miklos so recalls at July 09, 2022 10:40 PM (thbCK)
And if the lack of fertilizer means you cannot grow tea, to sell to the world, and earn foreign exchange credits, well, there is term for that: fucked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 10:51 PM (vxmc7)
The Jerk
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (jTmQV
Remember the 80s song, Dancing in the Sheets?
Footloose soundtrack.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:51 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 10:52 PM (/hCMk)
Posted by: Squid at July 09, 2022 10:52 PM (kx5Be)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 10:52 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
I do love me some cheese on a burger. Frankly, a lot of cheese. But cheese isn't necessary.
No, I don't put my burger between 2 pieces of lettuce. I will admit to enjoying a patty melt on toasted, buttered rye.
Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2022 10:52 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 10:53 PM (/hCMk)
They should rebrand as Ceylon!
Posted by: Squid at July 09, 2022 10:52 PM (kx5Be)
And bring in Lord Baltar to run it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:53 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 10:53 PM (xbYBS)
Posted by: ESG Commie Bastards at July 09, 2022 10:53 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: spastic punk Miklos at July 09, 2022 10:54 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:53 PM
And Ceylons in Neylons!
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:54 PM (cz2y9)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (r46W7)
dollars to donuts, there is some offshore oil and gas potential, if they were to grant some exploration concesssions.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 10:55 PM (vxmc7)
The Jerk
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (jTmQV)
Performing "The King Tut".
Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 10:55 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 10:53 PM (xbYBS)
^^I love the earnestness with which you share your super power.
Posted by: Iris at July 09, 2022 10:55 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2022 10:55 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
Is there a part of the yard that appears to get a bit less sun?
Posted by: Miklos would probably sleep in the white panel van at July 09, 2022 10:55 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 10:56 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: SFGoth
Ah So....
Posted by: Xi Jin the Pooh at July 09, 2022 10:56 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:56 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Squid at July 09, 2022 10:57 PM (kx5Be)
Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 10:57 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 09, 2022 10:57 PM (sJHOI)
Jessica Lange at one point refers to Kong as a "chauvinist pig ape."
The 1933 version holds up better.
Posted by: Wally at July 09, 2022 10:58 PM (m7HMI)
Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 10:56 PM (GJnvT)
Concur. I was quite pleasantly surprised by it. New Age? Ambient? Whatever. It does not grate upon the ears.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 10:58 PM (vxmc7)
Posted by: UN Peacekeeper at July 09, 2022 10:58 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Javem
She ain't no Big Fat Woman
Ain't Gonna Bump no More with no Big fat Woman
Posted by: Joe Tex at July 09, 2022 10:58 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 09, 2022 10:59 PM (sJHOI)
It's all fog.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 10:59 PM (jTmQV)
Thank you! Ya, FZ has been an influence. Can't deny it.
Posted by: Mr. Alu Fods at July 09, 2022 10:59 PM (LCXBH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:02 PM (mE7cY)
Cynical C++ sometimes wonders if Putin and Zelensky are on a boat somewhere, smoking the finest weed and giggling uncontrollably about how much money they scammed from America and China.
Posted by: CppThis at July 09, 2022 10:59 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2022 10:29 PM (mE7cY)
We joke about that stuff, but I think a lot of it has to do with local custom. I grew up in an area where Baptists and Calvinists were very socially conservative, similar to the movie "Footloose". I knew kids who couldn't play cards, dance, go to movies, and parents were against drinking. But people from other areas who belonged to the same protestant religions weren't that strict.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 10:59 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Javem
But did she cook you red beans and rice at the Lion's Den?
Posted by: Miklos had dinner cooked by a Grammy Winner at July 09, 2022 11:00 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Wally at July 09, 2022 10:58 PM (m7HMI)
Well, it had Fay Wray as the leading lady. Cute gal from the little Mormon town of Cardston, Alberta. They have a Fay Wray monument in downtown Cardston, too. I have seen it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:00 PM (vxmc7)
Posted by: Miklos from Presbyterians Anonymous at July 09, 2022 11:01 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 11:01 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (bW8dp)
Look at Germany, 1933. President was Paul von Hindenburg, Chancellor was Adolf Hitler.
So, yeah, fucked up.
Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2022 11:01 PM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:01 PM (vxmc7)
Posted by: Squid at July 09, 2022 10:48 PM (kx5Be)
He was supposed to ram Build Back Bolshevik through the system and then get out of the way. They underestimated Joe's ability to fuck things up, and now he's fighting them on the second part of the plan. Gonna be interesting!
Posted by: CppThis at July 09, 2022 11:02 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Mormons, known for their sense of humour at July 09, 2022 11:02 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 11:03 PM (/hCMk)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at July 09, 2022 11:03 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: CppThis
Most Excellent
*temples fingers*
Posted by: Joe Manchin, Hillary, and Others at July 09, 2022 11:04 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: SMH
Bob Dole would never do that
Posted by: Bob Dole at July 09, 2022 11:05 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Miklos had dinner cooked by a Grammy Winner at July 09, 2022 11:00 PM (thbCK)
Never made it there. Did end up at Tuckys' Dome on S. Claiborne on night.
Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 11:05 PM (AmoqO)
I considered it as "a beverage".
Perhaps this explains a lot in my life.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 11:05 PM (jTmQV)
I understand the whole, keep it simple he's just a narcissist, angle. But it seems more like intentional distraction noise and redirection. I think there's another level underneath it that hasn't been revealed.
I mean, if hunter's vids are the upfront waving hand in this magic show what worse stuff is being done in the hand you can't see that they're trying to draw you away from?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 11:06 PM (xbYBS)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 11:03 PM (/hCMk)
Only when making reference to discrete aspects of my personality.
Posted by: CppThis at July 09, 2022 11:06 PM (UewuT)
the entire country is now literally worthless.
_________
Handyman's Special. Sold as is. No warranties expressed or implied. No refund.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2022 11:07 PM (/U27+)
"Oh, you're going to San Antonio? That's about a 4 beer drive."
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 11:07 PM (jTmQV)
[shakes cane at sky]
DAMN YOU, PIRATE COSTUME!!!
Posted by: Judge Reinhold at July 09, 2022 11:07 PM (DZ1nK)
Posted by: Javem
Tucky's Dome???
There was a college bar called Friar Tucks on S. Claiborne...
Posted by: Miklos seraches remaining memory circuits at July 09, 2022 11:07 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 11:08 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 11:08 PM (GJnvT)
Had a long day today. Out at 0900 to get a stored engine prepped for sale. Got it started up. Buyer came, heard it run, was happy. We loaded him up, found a transmission to go with. I got paid a nice chunk of change.
Ran the riding mower until the fuel just would flow no mo'. Hoisted it up, did a blade swap, and sharpened both sets of blades. Replaced a bad tire, and replaced the clogged fuel line. Mower has its "mow jo" back, ran like a top, and cut clean.
Tried to start my '96 Diesel suburban; got the engine to bark, but ran down my batteries. They are on charge.
And a friend came by, and we used my tore machine to bust a bunch of tires off rims.
Tired peon this evening.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:08 PM (vxmc7)
[shakes cane at sky]
DAMN YOU, PIRATE COSTUME!!!
Posted by: Judge Reinhold
I WANTED YOUR "SECRET SAUCE"
Posted by: Unrequited Phoebe Cates at July 09, 2022 11:08 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2022 11:09 PM (/U27+)
Many of us have spent weeks in armored vehicles & traveling through backs of buildings bc of right-wing threats. You don't hear much about it.
Yeah, you're terrified, and yet you manage to shove your ass in front of a tv camera every chance you get.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 11:09 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Theodore
Yep
Posted by: Miklos at the Tour d'Argent in Paree at July 09, 2022 11:10 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 11:10 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 11:06 PM (xbYBS)
They're all perverts. Every one of the ruling class. The term most used is GloboHomo. I think they're all in on it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2022 11:11 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Theodore
We notice the details
Posted by: Michelin-Miklos Five Stars at July 09, 2022 11:11 PM (thbCK)
Soon 22 million Sri Lankans posing as Mexicans scrambling over the southern border.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 09, 2022 11:12 PM (AHeqJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:08 PM (vxmc7)
Party at AOPs!!!
Posted by: Barky O Dogeater at July 09, 2022 11:13 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Reuben Hick
Amnes-tea
Posted by: Miklos sees this coming at July 09, 2022 11:13 PM (thbCK)
"Oh, you're going to San Antonio? That's about a 4 beer drive."
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 11:07 PM (jTmQV)
You were 90 miles away?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 09, 2022 11:15 PM (aToww)
Posted by: Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and Bruce at July 09, 2022 11:15 PM (thbCK)
It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the knife.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2022 10:43 PM (4I/2K)
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What about maple syrup instead of honey? Am I in trouble?
Posted by: Ciampino - syrup only rhymes with stirrup at July 09, 2022 11:16 PM (qfLjt)
The LTTE gained global notoriety for using women and children in combat and carrying out a number of high-profile assassinations, including former Indian Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi in 1991 and Sri Lankan President Ranasinghe Premadasa in 1993. Consequently, the LTTE has been designated as a terrorist organisation by 33 countries, including the European Union, Canada, the United States, and India.
I bet there were more than a few (former) Tigers in the crowd that stormed the palace.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 09, 2022 11:16 PM (JOtiF)
There was a college bar called Friar Tucks on S. Claiborne...
Posted by: Miklos seraches remaining memory circuits at July 09, 2022 11:07 PM (thbCK)
This was no college bar. 1974 era. Long gone.
Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 11:16 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: A Gillum at July 09, 2022 11:16 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Judge Reinhold at July 09, 2022 11:16 PM (DZ1nK)
I've just read that fellow at this evening's Trump Rally in Alaska whose shirt GEOTUS coveted, had actually taken it off and given it to The President!
No word if the lady with him, also sporting a similar shirt, has done the same..
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 11:17 PM (cz2y9)
Won't matter what that useless ball sack does.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Won't matter to the "journalists" either. The shitty, little sleazebag had an illegitimate baby by a stripper from Arkansas, and he had to be dragged into court to get him to pay child support and the press didn't give a damn. There's your liberal/democrat concern for women and children.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 11:17 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and Bruce at July 09, 2022 11:18 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:08 PM (vxmc7)
What are we drinking?
Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 11:18 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: CppThis at July 09, 2022 11:18 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 11:18 PM (jTmQV)
I considered it as "a beverage".
Perhaps this explains a lot in my life.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 11:05 PM (jTmQV)
I like beer for its taste with food mostly now. If I drink beer by itself it is generally a Mexican lager while I'm outside for chillaxin purposes. If I want a little buzz I'll sip whiskey instead. I have no need to ever get drunk again in my life so a light consistent buzz is perfect and whiskey is better at that.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 11:19 PM (xbYBS)
The next time someone mentions Biden, I'm going to re-poast that pic what I poasted last evening...
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:48 PM (cz2y9)
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You toasted a picture? Taste good?
Posted by: Ciampino - gluten-free pictures at July 09, 2022 11:19 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Javem
1978 was my Freshman Year in Nawlins.
Wasn't 18, but the barkeeps had a laissez-faire attitude.
Posted by: Uptown Miklos at July 09, 2022 11:20 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Uptown Miklos at July 09, 2022 11:20 PM (thbCK)
Wait! They had a lezzie fair?!? Why didn't anyone tell me!!?
Posted by: H Clinton at July 09, 2022 11:21 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:21 PM (r6CxS)
What are we drinking?
Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 11:18 PM (AmoqO)
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Military Special Bourbon.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 09, 2022 11:21 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Ciampino - gluten-free pictures at July 09, 2022 11:19 PM
I shall let you be the judge:
https://media.patriots.win/post/XvdeQSYwRip7.jpeg
NSFW!
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 11:21 PM (cz2y9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 09, 2022 11:21 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: H Clinton
Because of your hairy toes.
Posted by: Bill's previous girlfriend at July 09, 2022 11:22 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:45 PM (cz2y9)
Sri Lanka's only value to anyone was the specialty crops and spices they could produce. The Government bought into the Green bullshit and stopped them from buying fertilizer. This collapsed the economy so completely they could no longer buy any oil or gas. (they produce none themselves) Between that and the fertilizer, they are now producing *nothing* of any kind. It doesn't matter who they're indebted too, the entire country is now literally worthless.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (r46W7)
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Tea was always the big foreign exchange earner.
Posted by: Ciampino - Ceylon Tea was always the big one at July 09, 2022 11:22 PM (qfLjt)
Washed the sand out of everything and picked up the dogs, so all is right with the world now. This week we smoke and can salmon with wild abandon and lots of sweet brine.
Now, don't you wish you were going to the AKMOME?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 09, 2022 11:23 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 09, 2022 11:21 PM (a4EWo)
Goin' uptown!!
Posted by: Steve and Wardell at July 09, 2022 11:23 PM (7bRMQ)
https://media.patriots.win/post/XvdeQSYwRip7.jpeg
NSFW!
You are correct, sir! That pic is definitely Not Safe For Wanking!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 09, 2022 11:24 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Miklos has used that as Cooking Bourbon at July 09, 2022 11:24 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: Ciampino - Ceylon Tea was always the big one at July 09, 2022 11:22 PM (qfLjt)
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Until it was replaced by opium. Now they use fentanyl.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 09, 2022 11:24 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 11:18 PM (AmoqO)
Vodka and clamato juice, with a dash of hot sauce, and Worcestershire sauce. Basically a Caesar, lacking the ice and the garnish.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:25 PM (r6CxS)
media.patriots.win/post/
XvdeQSYwRip7.jpeg
NSFW!
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 11:21 PM (cz2y9)
Oh man, I knew it was going to happen but seeing it in the flesh now I can say I wasn't prepared for it.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 11:25 PM (xbYBS)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2022 11:25 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2022 11:25 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 11:18 PM (AmoqO)
I've got a lovely gin and tonic with lime, since it is a blistering 70 degrees out there.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 09, 2022 11:25 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2022 11:25 PM (U2p+3)
Next year, dear. I will introduce you to salmon bacon.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 09, 2022 11:26 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Bill's previous girlfriend at July 09, 2022 11:22 PM (thbCK)
Stop telling stories about me!
Posted by: The Hairy Toe at July 09, 2022 11:26 PM (7bRMQ)
https://media.patriots.win/post/XvdeQSYwRip7.jpeg
NSFW!
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 11:21 PM (cz2y9)
You have to give her props; she's playing to her strength, emphasizing the only part of her that might be worth a f***.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:27 PM (r6CxS)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 10:53 PM (xbYBS)
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One word: SPOON
Steve Tyler: One Word: SHOVEL
Posted by: Ciampino - so no baby burgers for you at July 09, 2022 11:27 PM (qfLjt)
Specifically, Class 6
Posted by: Miklos has used that as Cooking Bourbon at July 09, 2022 11:24 PM (thbCK)
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Same, but enlisted men have limited options
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd mocking Milos for being a lightweight at July 09, 2022 11:27 PM (llXky)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail
Holy crap. I've had salmon candy, but not salmon bacon.
*drools*
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2022 11:28 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 11:28 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Pay to Not View at July 09, 2022 11:28 PM (thbCK)
Posted by: banana Dream
And they don't give out awards for that? No justice in the world.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 11:29 PM (+lVUW)
*drools*
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2022 11:28 PM (U2p+3)
The Blues Brothers had Salmon Dave.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:29 PM (r6CxS)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 11:29 PM (+lVUW)
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Very useful when eating Army chow.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 09, 2022 11:30 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:53 PM
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And Ceylons in Neylons!
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 10:54 PM (cz2y9)
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Cylons?
"By your command".
Posted by: Ciampino - By your command at July 09, 2022 11:30 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 11:30 PM (cz2y9)
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 09, 2022 11:31 PM (Om/di)
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 11:30 PM (cz2y9)
It does. Smoked salmon is yummy. Fresh salmon is yummy. Salmon steaks are yummy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:31 PM (r6CxS)
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 09, 2022 11:31 PM (Om/di)
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This is known.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 09, 2022 11:32 PM (llXky)
Jessica Lange at one point refers to Kong as a "chauvinist pig ape."
The 1933 version holds up better.
Posted by: Wally at July 09, 2022 10:58 PM (m7HMI)
Added bonus, those thirties clothing styles were very cool.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 11:32 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2022 11:32 PM (89T5c)
Soon 22 million Sri Lankans posing as Mexicans scrambling over the southern border.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 09, 2022 11:12 PM (AHeqJ)
Sri Lankans - the new Universal Organ Donors.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 11:32 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 09, 2022 11:33 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 11:30 PM (cz2y9)
Grilled bagel and cream cheese with salmon bacon.
Too much?
Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2022 11:33 PM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 11:32 PM (r46W7)
Our people are our biggest assets!
Posted by: Sri Lanka HR at July 09, 2022 11:34 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 09, 2022 11:34 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Uptown Miklos at July 09, 2022 11:20 PM (thbCK)
At one time, a I recall, it was illegal for those under 21, unless accompanied by their parents, to drink but it wasn't against the law to serve them.
Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 11:34 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2022 10:49 PM (r46W7)
dollars to donuts, there is some offshore oil and gas potential, if they were to grant some exploration concesssions.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 10:55 PM (vxmc7)
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So, not enough shit to replace ammonium nitrate.
If they had built a plant long ago they would be self-sufficient. All the raw material, nitrogen gas, is from the air.
Posted by: Ciampino - you can't crap your way out of this morass at July 09, 2022 11:35 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 11:32 PM (+lVUW)
And the special effects were well done, too. for close-ups of Kong's face, they built a "life-size" Kong head, and had workers move the lips and eyes in real time. When it was released, the FX were state of the art, and much appreciated by the movie-going public.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:35 PM (r6CxS)
Steve Tyler: One Word: SHOVEL
Posted by: Ciampino - so no baby burgers for you at July 09, 2022 11:27 PM (qfLjt)
There are some things that chopsticks are better for I think. I can eat noodles faster with chopsticks than a fork. And I learned quickly how to shovel large amounts of rice in with a chopstick. Sticky rice works a lot better for that though. For some meals like curries where I see caucasians like me trying to use chopsticks I laugh.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 11:35 PM (xbYBS)
Thanks for the info. What type of wood is best?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2022 11:35 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 11:35 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 09, 2022 11:37 PM (llXky)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 09, 2022 11:34 PM (LOVUx)
You love us long time?
Posted by: Commie Salmon at July 09, 2022 11:37 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2022 10:55 PM (KAi1n)
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So, all is revealed. This is where the camps for dissenters to the NWO will be housed?
Posted by: Ciampino - you can't crap your way out of this morass ? at July 09, 2022 11:37 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 09, 2022 11:38 PM (a4EWo)
If they had built a plant long ago they would be self-sufficient. All the raw material, nitrogen gas, is from the air.
Posted by: Ciampino - you can't crap your way out of this morass at July 09, 2022 11:35 PM (qfLjt)
The big raw material is natural gas. Both for the energy and for the hydrogen content.
I'd say odds are very good that there is oil/gas exploration potential in the continental shelf around Ceylon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:38 PM (r6CxS)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 11:38 PM (/hCMk)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2022 11:35 PM (89T5c)
Heh, heh, heh!
Posted by: Early Morning at July 09, 2022 11:39 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: banana Dream
I'm guessing that they'd rather have us focusing on the sleazebag junkie stuff than on the financial corruption on a massive scale stuff.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 11:40 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Commie Salmon at July 09, 2022 11:37 PM (7bRMQ)
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No soul brother. Too beaucuoup.
Posted by: Cautious Commie Salmon at July 09, 2022 11:40 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2022 11:40 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 09, 2022 11:40 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: CppThis at July 09, 2022 11:40 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Ciampino - syrup only rhymes with stirrup
The maple syrup is for French toast. Everyone knows that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 11:41 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Javem at July 09, 2022 11:42 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2022 11:40 PM (89T5c)
It happens.
Posted by: Early Morning at July 09, 2022 11:42 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2022 11:42 PM (9Spbq)
Effects are similar to those of visits to physical art galleries or even nature experiences
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Oh great...now I'm glued to the screen.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2022 11:43 PM (9Spbq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2022 11:35 PM (89T5c)
Alder, green if possible, so it smokes more. Plus, I hate alder bushes, so the more you cut down, the happier I get.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 09, 2022 11:44 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: nerdygirl
ng: What you don't ever see is always far worse than what you
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 09, 2022 11:44 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 09, 2022 11:44 PM (hOUT3)
1930s movies > 2020s movies
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Many refuse to watch old movies because they aren't in color.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2022 11:44 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 09, 2022 11:44 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 09, 2022 11:45 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 11:41 PM (+lVUW)
Found a recipe for maple syrup smoked salmon. Sounds like the old "squaw candy" they used to make. Not sure that's the best taste, but I'm willing to try just about anything.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 09, 2022 11:45 PM (LOVUx)
Your music fits very well on my spectrum of enjoyable music. Bookmarked it. Will be searching for more.
Posted by: French Jeton at July 09, 2022 11:45 PM (zEKdf)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 09, 2022 11:40 PM (3cGpq)
Sri Lankan sapphire is some of the finest in the world.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 09, 2022 11:45 PM (JOtiF)
Taking a swim>>being shot in the back
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2022 11:45 PM (9Spbq)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2022 11:48 PM (rzOL9)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 09, 2022 11:49 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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I find that B&W period films have more appeal than retro color films. Inevitably the costume colors, buildings, finishes and etc, just look contrived
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2022 11:49 PM (wcs7v)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2022 11:48 PM (rzOL9)
Puns are our bread and butter.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2022 11:50 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Especially with jalapenos fresh from the garden.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 11:52 PM (/hCMk)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2022 11:53 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Our dictators are more remorseless.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 11:53 PM (/hCMk)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 11:54 PM (/hCMk)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 11:52 PM (/hCMk)
My little pepper plants are bursting peppers all over. Have eaten some already.
And the radishes are getting yuuge.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2022 11:54 PM (r6CxS)
https://tinyurl.com/bdddtapt
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 09, 2022 11:55 PM (6WvEm)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Many refuse to watch old movies because they aren't in color.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2022 11:44 PM (63Dwl)
I don't think I've ever seen more wit and engaging dialog as was in the Thin Man movies. I don't think that sort of back and forth comedy timing has ever been improved on. I think it was really perfected earlier in the radio shows where you didn't have visuals to fill in the time and so you had to keep their attention with dialog. The radio shows were sharp and snappy so that translated to some early screen comedy. But, like I said, I can't remember any modern movie that comes close.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 11:56 PM (xbYBS)
With the help of its ally India, the govt of Sri Lanka finally imposed a Carthaginian peace on the Tigers, like the one Rome imposed on Carthage-- like THAT "peace." There's no substitute for total victory.
So, no more Tigers. All gone. Quiet as the grave, so to speak. They were an unusually nasty piece of work, and, inter alia, they assassinated former (& likely to have been future) Indian Prime Minister Rajiv Ghandi.
Posted by: mnw at July 09, 2022 11:56 PM (NLIak)
Debby, I haven't been able to find any jalapeno around here. The last time I had some was at last year's TxMoMe. I bought some packages of it at a Wal-Mart in Palestine, Tx, and it was as good as it sounds. The next best thing may be to order some jalapeno powder from the internet and sprinkle it on bacon while cooking it. I haven't tried that yet.
Posted by: Theodore at July 09, 2022 11:56 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2022 11:58 PM (rzOL9)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (bW8dp)
Look at Germany, 1933. President was Paul von Hindenburg, Chancellor was Adolf Hitler.
So, yeah, fucked up.
Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2022 11:01 PM (ldL4g)
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In parliamentary systems both the PM and the "ruling party' can be kicked out midstream. We have the fucked up system where we have to put up with scum for at least 4 years, regardless of outcomes.
Posted by: Ciampino - would be nice to dismiss the Ds right now at July 09, 2022 11:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2022 11:58 PM
*golf clap
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2022 11:59 PM (cz2y9)
Posted by: mnw at July 09, 2022 11:56 PM (NLIak)
There are probably a few left in Canada, England, and Australia, Commonwealth countries whose leaders never met a Commie they didn't suck up to.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2022 12:00 AM (r6CxS)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2022 12:00 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Theodore at July 10, 2022 12:01 AM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 10, 2022 12:01 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2022 12:01 AM (i0wNm)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2022 12:00 AM
The utter collapse of Western Civilisation...
Posted by: Zettai at July 10, 2022 12:02 AM (cz2y9)
Don't have it, don't need it, and sure as hell not going to rely on it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2022 12:03 AM (R6ndO)
Posted by: Zettai at July 10, 2022 12:03 AM (cz2y9)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2022 11:48 PM (rzOL9)
Puns are our bread and butter.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2022 11:50 PM (7bRMQ)
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It's the meat in our puns .... I mean buns.
Posted by: Ciampino - puns are phunny stuff at July 10, 2022 12:04 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Zettai at July 10, 2022 12:02 AM (cz2y9)
Not to be confused with the udder collapse of Nanzi Pelousy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2022 12:04 AM (r6CxS)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 10, 2022 12:04 AM (xbYBS)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2022 12:04 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 10, 2022 12:05 AM (jTmQV)
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Since we don't, meh.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:05 AM (6WvEm)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2022 12:00 AM
The utter collapse of Western Civilisation...
Posted by: Zettai at July 10, 2022 12:02 AM (cz2y9)
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What! The otters collapsed?
Posted by: Ciampino - more puns are phunny stuff at July 10, 2022 12:05 AM (qfLjt)
Don't have it, don't need it, and sure as hell not going to rely on it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2022 12:03 AM (R6ndO)
Any bets that she was too ignorant to properly interpret the GPS instructions?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2022 12:05 AM (r6CxS)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 11:56 PM (xbYBS)
A lot of the early movie comedic timing was developed in Vaudeville. It's also why a lot of earlier movies look very 'stage-y' with a lot of indoor scenes (and many outdoor scenes on a sound stage)
When the first 'Thin Man' movie came out, radio was only 16 years old (KDKA in November, 1920).
Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 12:06 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: George Miklos-Burns at July 10, 2022 12:06 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Theodore at July 10, 2022 12:07 AM (GJnvT)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2022 12:07 AM (i0wNm)
I like democracies who tell Marxist rebel groups: "Nothing to negotiate, except your unconditional surrender. Otherwise, we'll hunt you down & kill every one of you. Any questions?"
That's what Sri Lanka & India did to the Tamil Tigers.
Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2022 12:07 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2022 12:01 AM (i0wNm)
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'leaking' is not a word I like to see used in the same sentence as 'Hunter Biden'.
Posted by: Ciampino - Hunter has a leak at July 10, 2022 12:08 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 10, 2022 12:10 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 10, 2022 12:01 AM (a4EWo
Thanks for noticing.
If you are buying for a French Bulldog, I have found that my Conor hates toys with ears and views them as an abomination. Thus, he will spend a lot of time trying to de-ear any such aberrant toy. The down side is that I have to keep an eye on both Conor and the toy to ensure that he never gets to actually eat the ear (which seems to be a really bad thing for him to do). There are some really well made heavy duty tough fabric toys that give him a lot of pleasure as he tries to destroy them.
That's all I've got, hope it helps!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 10, 2022 12:10 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Miklos, fcing unprecedented issue at July 10, 2022 12:11 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Ciampino - more puns are phunny stuff at July 10, 2022 12:05 AM (qfLjt)
As I recall, L'otters are not afraid.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 10, 2022 12:11 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:12 AM (6WvEm)
guess which one
Posted by: Miklos, fcing unprecedented issue at July 10, 2022 12:11 AM
Got any Dust-Off handy?
Posted by: Zettai at July 10, 2022 12:13 AM (cz2y9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I hve full set of Texco mps from 1977.
No problems.
Posted by: Miklos, fcing unprecedented issue at July 10, 2022 12:13 AM (thbCK)
I hope all is well with you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 10, 2022 12:14 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai
I think something sticky got in there when Mrleen decided to Surprise Me
Posted by: Miklos, fcing unprecedented issue with Fortitude at July 10, 2022 12:16 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Theodore at July 10, 2022 12:16 AM (GJnvT)
Just tired out my two kittehs with some playtime, and now they're collapsed in a heap beside me.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:16 AM (6WvEm)
Posted by: Zettai at July 10, 2022 12:16 AM (cz2y9)
No problems.
Posted by: Miklos
How bout the new Interstte routes?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 10, 2022 12:16 AM (hOUT3)
Steve Tyler: One Word: SHOVEL
Posted by: Ciampino - so no baby burgers for you at July 09, 2022 11:27 PM (qfLjt)
There are some things that chopsticks are better for I think. I can eat noodles faster with chopsticks than a fork. And I learned quickly how to shovel large amounts of rice in with a chopstick. Sticky rice works a lot better for that though. For some meals like curries where I see caucasians like me trying to use chopsticks I laugh.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2022 11:35 PM (xbYBS)
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Spaghetti is easily eaten with a big spoon and a fork - Italian syle. We invented that fork. The Chinese may have invented noodles but Italians perfected eating them.
Chinese joke: the Chinese perfected how to pick up one grain of rice with two sticks, and two buckets of shit with one stick.
Posted by: Ciampino - Hunter has a leak at July 10, 2022 12:16 AM (qfLjt)
guess which one
Posted by: Miklos,
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My '6' has stopped working. Luckily, I have backup...the numeric pad.
Pretty sure there is software out there that will remap keys.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2022 12:17 AM (Bhmmq)
Posted by: Theodore
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If you're feeding a large crowd, less is better.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:17 AM (6WvEm)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming
Joy from animal companions is not a minor thing!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at July 10, 2022 12:18 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Miklos, fcing unprecedented issue with Fortitude at July 10, 2022 12:16 AM
Then spray around the key with 91% isopropyl alcohol, then apply Dust-Off...
Posted by: Zettai at July 10, 2022 12:18 AM (cz2y9)
No problems.
Posted by: Miklos
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Mine are Random Alley.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2022 12:19 AM (Bhmmq)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:17 AM (6WvEm)
Hey darlin', how's by you? I just spent three days in the Lord's country harvesting His bounty. All is right in my world right now.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 10, 2022 12:19 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Miklos, fcing unprecedented issue with Fortitude at July 10, 2022 12:19 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 10, 2022 12:19 AM (a4EWo)
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I prefer Chinese food over Italian.
Spaghetti is nice on occasion, but growing up in Hawaii, fried noodles, yum.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:20 AM (6WvEm)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:21 AM (6WvEm)
Posted by: Ciampino - ACC was a great writer of sf at July 10, 2022 12:21 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: azjaeger at July 10, 2022 12:22 AM (3/XaG)
Will hve smoke n wit few minutes
Posted by: Miklos
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I've heard that Varsol is the ticket.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2022 12:22 AM (Bhmmq)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 10, 2022 12:19 AM (a4EWo)
Wait until sunset; the yellowjackets won't fly at night. Stuff an M-80 down the hole. Light the fuse, take shelter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2022 12:22 AM (r6CxS)
Posted by: Miklos, fcing new, unprecedented issue with Fortitude at July 10, 2022 12:24 AM (thbCK)
"Random Alley" -- HaHaHa.
Reminds me of a Bob Hope line during a Vietnam visit:
"(Village) is so remote that Rand McNally had to ask Walter Cronkite where it was."
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 10, 2022 12:25 AM (Om/di)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Amen, and thank goodness you didn't stumble upon that.
I'm allergic to bees also, so even sitting on the porch, I have my epipen nearby.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:25 AM (6WvEm)
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Don't forget to yell, "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!"
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:26 AM (6WvEm)
Posted by: Ciampino - Hunter has a leak at July 10, 2022 12:16 AM (qfLjt)
I never used the spoon for spaghetti, never seen any relatives doing that either. I had a friend from Brooklyn who did it that way. He was over for dinner one night and asked for a spoon. He then says, yeah I use a spoon, I'm a real italian. I told him uh, no asshole, you were born here. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 12:27 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: azjaeger at July 10
I think he's got an adequate amount of curvature to his head.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2022 12:27 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Zettai at July 10, 2022 12:28 AM (cz2y9)
Posted by: Theodore at July 10, 2022 12:29 AM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Drleen don't like the smell
Posted by: Miklos, fcing new, unprecedented issue with Fortitude at July 10, 2022 12:24 AM (thbCK)
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Now me? I love the smell of burnt jet fuel.
Posted by: Ciampino - even better than napalm in the morning at July 10, 2022 12:32 AM (qfLjt)
The girls cll me "Mr M-80"
Compliment I think
Posted by: Miklos, ccentuting the Positive at July 10, 2022 12:32 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: azjaeger at July 10
I think he's got an adequate amount of curvature to his head.
Ah, its all part of grasping that people can have admirable qualities while still being very off and no-one to listen to otherwise.
Posted by: azjaeger at July 10, 2022 12:33 AM (3/XaG)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha-n2yx40Us
Oldest daughter down in CenTex has experienced shortages at the local HEBs down in her AO near Ft. Hood.
Little training going in at Ft Hood due to fuel issues.
Empty shelves at the Commissary.
It's getting worse, folks.
Prepare accordingly.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:33 AM (6WvEm)
Posted by: Theodore at July 10, 2022 12:29 AM (GJnvT)
If the exterminators are not Daleks, you really aren't getting your money's worth, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2022 12:33 AM (r6CxS)
Posted by: Miklos, fcing new, unprecedented issue with Fortitude at July 10, 2022 12:24 AM (thbCK)
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Now me? I love the smell of burnt jet fuel.
Posted by: Ciampino
I think it's becse of the DIY Depiltory Episode
Posted by: Miklos, did smell, it did at July 10, 2022 12:34 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Ciampino - puns are phunny stuff at July 10, 2022 12:04 AM (qfLjt)
I wouldn't steer you wrong.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 12:34 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 09, 2022 11:23 PM (LOVUx)
I do, and I hope I can next year, if there is one.
I also wish I could help you can Salmon, I do love canned salmon
Posted by: Kindltot at July 10, 2022 12:34 AM (xhaym)
Well.... We're waiting.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 12:35 AM (7bRMQ)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=imrcyyajCaI
Posted by: JT Smith at July 10, 2022 12:35 AM (frfx6)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 10
Just steer clear of the salmon mousse
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2022 12:37 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2022 12:22 AM (r6CxS)
One year there was a big nest in my backyard at the old house. A friend of mine poured gas down the hole, 2 cycle premix actually. The bees coming back started hovering around it. There was an old small bird nest laying on the ground nearby, so I stuck a stick in it, lit the nest, then flicked it at the hole. A huge mushroom cloud of flame appeared. My friend starts laughing and says, damn, those bees just fucking melted. The hole burned for hours, it was like the flame on kennedy's grave.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 12:37 AM (VwHCD)
Well.... We're waiting.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 12:35 AM (7bRMQ)
waiting for what?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 12:38 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Ciampino - Hunter has a leak at July 10, 2022 12:16 AM (qfLjt)
I never used the spoon for spaghetti, never seen any relatives doing that either. I had a friend from Brooklyn who did it that way. He was over for dinner one night and asked for a spoon. He then says, yeah I use a spoon, I'm a real italian. I told him uh, no asshole, you were born here. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 12:27 AM (VwHCD)
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The spoon is for:
1. getting just the right amount of spaghetti or fettuccine in your cake-hole;
2. getting a huge amount packed tightly around the fork so it just fits your gigantic furnace;
3. as an aid to beginners to master twirling and eating with one hand eventually.
Posted by: Ciampino - linguine are also excellent at July 10, 2022 12:39 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 12:38 AM (VwHCD)
Your boob story. You know, leopard print....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 12:40 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: irongrampa at July 10, 2022 12:41 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:26 AM (6WvEm)
Absolutely!
Posted by: Transportation Sec. Pete Buttplug at July 10, 2022 12:42 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Miklos, Something Bout Mry at July 10, 2022 12:42 AM (thbCK)
Miklos (502) I am laughing my ass off!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 10, 2022 12:43 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 10, 2022 12:43 AM (8e5Cm)
The girls cll me "Mr M-80"
Compliment I think
Posted by: Miklos, ccentuting the Positive at July 10, 2022 12:32 AM (thbCK)
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How many can you kill with a claymore mine?
Posted by: Ciampino - too hard to kill bees with a claymore sword at July 10, 2022 12:46 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
Or his brother who hd the contrct?
Posted by: Miklos, needs Emergency Welsh Vowel Kit at July 10, 2022 12:47 AM (thbCK)
1. getting just the right amount of spaghetti or fettuccine in your cake-hole;
2. getting a huge amount packed tightly around the fork so it just fits your gigantic furnace;
3. as an aid to beginners to master twirling and eating with one hand eventually.
Posted by: Ciampino - linguine are also excellent at July 10, 2022 12:39 AM (qfLjt)
I stick the fork straight down into the spaghetti near the edge of the plate, because that gets cold the fastest, and I use the plate as the "stop" for winding it. I get the right amount by doing that, and don't end up with cold spaghetti at the edge of the plate, and slowly work my way towards the center of the plate. My grandmother did occasionally call me "medigan" which meant american in broken english. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 12:48 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2022 12:48 AM (r6CxS)
Posted by: Ciampino - too hard to kill bees with a claymore sword at July 10, 2022 12:46 AM
Far fewer than one could kill with the bangalore torpedo...
Posted by: Zettai at July 10, 2022 12:49 AM (cz2y9)
Posted by: Ciampino
Well, I wuz known like Mr Cherry Bomb
Long time, though
80s most excellent
Posted by: Miklos, rilly needs Emergency Welsh Vowel Kit at July 10, 2022 12:49 AM (thbCK)
Have you tried rebooting?
Posted by: AAAA Helpful IndiAn IT Professional at July 10, 2022 12:49 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Zettai
Now you're just brggin'
Posted by: Miklos, rilly needs Emergency Welsh Vowels, srsly at July 10, 2022 12:50 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2022 12:51 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 10, 2022 12:52 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Miklos, need 37 for Hungrin at July 10, 2022 12:53 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Ciampino - puns are phunny stuff at July 10, 2022 12:04 AM (qfLjt)
I wouldn't steer you wrong.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 12:34 AM (7bRMQ)
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Dah komrade, but if you heifer come visit here ve shall drink schnapps, ya?
Posted by: Ciampino - apologies for poor pseudo-German at July 10, 2022 12:53 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - apologies for poor pseudo-German at July 10, 2022 12:53 AM (qfLjt)
Then, a horn of ale!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 12:55 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2022 12:37 AM (ftFVW)
Well, we caught salmon, but the moose came by in the afternoon, along with her two babies in tow. Cute when they are babies, not so much when they are grown. But she wasn't shy, came right into the parking lot to avoid the cars driving by.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 10, 2022 12:56 AM (LOVUx)
NEED 26 LETTERS FOR ENGLISH
Posted by: Miklos, need 37 for Hungrin at July 10, 2022 12:53 AM (thbCK)
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the A-Team."
Posted by: John Ashley at July 10, 2022 12:57 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Zettai at July 10, 2022 12:57 AM (cz2y9)
Posted by: Ciampino
___
Depends on how many are in the kill zone.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 12:57 AM (6WvEm)
Simple as that, really.
Same technique works quite well over a platter of bean & cheese & beef fajita nachos. No need to en-soggify the nachos with dripping wet jalepenos, when a good squeeze of juice will yield all of the flavor needed.
Just remember your hands are soaked in jalepeno juice. Matters when you use a napkin, wipe your eyes, unzip to take a leak, etc.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2022 12:57 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Ciampino
depends, are you blowing it or swinging it in a sock?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 12:59 AM (R2hsw)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 10, 2022 01:00 AM (a4EWo)
Ex-ex wanted to grow some jalapeños, so now we're gonna be covered up in 'em.
I have lots of pork belly in the freezer, so jalapeño poppers are gonna be a thing for a while.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 01:00 AM (6WvEm)
Simple as that, really.
Same technique works quite well over a platter of bean & cheese & beef fajita nachos. No need to en-soggify the nachos with dripping wet jalepenos, when a good squeeze of juice will yield all of the flavor needed.
Just remember your hands are soaked in jalepeno juice. Matters when you use a napkin, wipe your eyes, unzip to take a leak, etc.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: J
hey, what is the best place in galveston for shrimp boild and frid?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:01 AM (R2hsw)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 01:01 AM (6WvEm)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 12:40 AM (7bRMQ)
Damn, I have to tell that again? I think this time I'll put it in notepad so I can just paste it in the future. Anyway, after high school I had plans, I was supposed to go to devry because I had 2 years of electronics in school, and I kinda liked it. The other possibility was learning my father's business, which I did anyway, but there was talk of me eventually running it. Anyhow, I started playing guitar at age 7, so by 15-16 I was waaay good enough to play with garage bands and basement bands etc etc. By the time I was 18 I was playing 11 years and was learning just about anything put in front of me, and I played with a lot of different bands, for fun really. An older friend, a guitar player, had a band, and they were already playing in the clubs. He lost his other guitar player and wanted me to come jam with them, so I did. It went real good, they were the best band I had played with up to that point, and I knew most of the songs. Then he says we got a gig coming up, and I really need you to play. At first I was like yeah I don't know about that. Continued....
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:01 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:01 AM (R2hsw)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:03 AM (R2hsw)
Posted by: Miklos, wit's end, go to flee mrket tomorrow for 'nother one at July 10, 2022 01:04 AM (thbCK)
1. Shrimp N' Stuff, 39th St. & Ave. O.
2. Debs Shrimp Shack. Food trailer, 61st St. on Offat's Bayou.
Neither is on the "tourist track". Either is as good as you might wish.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2022 01:06 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: confederatefifth
Chez Jim
Pricey, but worth it
Posted by: Miklos du Michelin at July 10, 2022 01:06 AM (thbCK)
Use the @?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 01:07 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Happy at July 10, 2022 01:07 AM (1sUyz)
not that interested in 7.62 x 39, not that interested in commies guns, but in folds under 20 inches and throws big heavy things that are good enough for 100 yards.
anybody?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:07 AM (R2hsw)
Use the @?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10
Is it too late at night to dust off a thesaurus? Could lead to some interesting turns of phrase...
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2022 01:08 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2022 01:08 AM (ftFVW)
Didn't the thesaurus go extinct 50 million years ago?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 01:09 AM (7bRMQ)
2. Debs Shrimp Shack. Food trailer, 61st St. on Offat's Bayou.
Neither is on the "tourist track". Either is as good as you might wish.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: J
you are indeed the man.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:10 AM (R2hsw)
Also, the US are looking to have Russia declared as a state sponsor of terrorism.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 10, 2022 01:10 AM (dB13E)
Posted by: Miklos notes th@t this is Cl@ssic N@wlins Y@t at July 10, 2022 01:11 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10
If I can find a 10-year-old awake at this time of night I'll let you know.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2022 01:11 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:11 AM (R2hsw)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 01:09 AM (7bRMQ)
Much more recent. The thesaurus went extinct when the Teachers' Union took over the school systems.
Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 01:11 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: S
things australian horse girls say for $100?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:12 AM (R2hsw)
Posted by: Miklos notes th@t this is Cl@ssic N@wlins Y@t at July 10, 2022 01:11 AM (thbCK)
It woiks.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 01:13 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 10, 2022 01:14 AM (iFABi)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10
Hey now, he was 14 and so much more mature.
Posted by: australian horse girl at July 10, 2022 01:14 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:14 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:12 AM (R2hsw)
If you find one, let me know.
Posted by: Sniffin' Joe B at July 10, 2022 01:15 AM (7bRMQ)
Also, the US are looking to have Russia declared as a state sponsor of terrorism.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 10, 2022 01:10 AM (dB13E)
All that means is the Russians can kill them on sight for being mercenaries/enemy combatants. And you know they will.
Our betters in Congress doing the job they aren't supposed to do. What an incredibly horrendous plan. But this is the kind of shit I expect when Congress does reach-arounds across the aisle.
Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 01:16 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 01:11 AM (ldL4g)
I did not expect that! It's something I never contemplated, looked forward to, or anticipated!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 01:19 AM (7bRMQ)
The big raw material is natural gas. Both for the energy and for the hydrogen content.
----
Early on the Haber-Bosch Process used hydrogen from water-gas H2O + red-hot Coal = H2 and CO
So if they have coal they could do that without petroleum or natural gas (methane).
Posted by: Ciampino - no Math, yet at July 10, 2022 01:21 AM (qfLjt)
Our betters in Congress doing the job they aren't supposed to do. What an incredibly horrendous plan. But this is the kind of shit I expect when Congress does reach-arounds across the aisle.
Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 01:16 AM (ldL4g)
And when one who happens to also be an active duty or former soldier gets captured or killed, how stupid will it look? An act of war. Dolts.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 01:22 AM (7bRMQ)
Or, they make a great folding 9mm pistol caliber carbine, too. Forget if it uses Glock or Beretta mags, but regardless, it's a laptop-bag sized handfull of fun and games, until it's not fun n' games any more.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2022 01:23 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: JT at July 10, 2022 01:23 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 01:25 AM (6WvEm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:25 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: JT at July 10, 2022 01:23 AM (T4tVD)
You should have been here three minutes ago, JT.
What's the whore's name!?
Posted by: Jealous ONT Comment Thread at July 10, 2022 01:25 AM (7bRMQ)
Beef masochism.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 09, 2022 09:44 PM (KFhLj)
----
He has a patty fetish.
Posted by: Ciampino - rub some dirt on it at July 10, 2022 01:26 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: EZ for you to spell at July 10, 2022 01:26 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: t the W@ffle House at July 10, 2022 01:28 AM (thbCK)
I never heard that one before. Thanks for telling it. You musicians get all the chicks! (kicks dirt)
Posted by: Little Skinny Bookish OrangeEnt Ignored By Girls When Younger at July 10, 2022 01:29 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Jayne Cobb at July 10, 2022 01:30 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2022 01:32 AM (rzOL9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
No student debt from DeVry, neither
Posted by: Miklos likes H@ppy Endings at July 10, 2022 01:33 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 01:22 AM (7bRMQ)
It will set a bad precedent, that's for sure. If they are captured, the Russians will not hold to the Geneva Convention regarding their treatment. They will be treated as spies during wartime which equals instant death, unless they can torture some information out of them, then it's death.
Seriously, if we can see the problem with this plan, why can't these two dim bulb 'veterans' not see the problem?
We are being governed by dangerous, incompetent fools who think themselves wicked smart. It is not ending well. I only hope we can go full Sri Lanka on their worthless asses before it's too late.
Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 01:33 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2022 01:32 AM (rzOL9)
It's in the storage room. I only offered $20. I probably won't make any money on it. It may sit for years before I find a buyer.
Posted by: Rick Harrison at July 10, 2022 01:34 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: JT at July 10, 2022 01:34 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at July 10, 2022 01:35 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:25 AM (VwHCD)
The Titties That Changed Your World.
Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 01:35 AM (ldL4g)
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Yeah, like how they run their elections.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at July 10, 2022 01:37 AM (paVRt)
Posted by: Little Skinny Bookish OrangeEnt
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And...money for nothing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2022 01:38 AM (Gm00d)
Last time I saw her, was at a metal show in N.J. Band was hammerin' it, but the young lead up on stage, no one knew, but he was rippin' it like none of us had ever seen or heard. He was a Rock God on the Half Shell, and didn't even know it.
I quickly pinched off a half-gram of coke into a mini-zip bag for her, and told her to lurk in the alley, backstage. That's where all the rockers slip out to so they can smoke shoot or snort their next hit before the next set.
Things came together as planned. Even better. He didn't smoke it, he didn't smoke it, he licked it. And ascended into Metal Lore from there, onward.
Never underestimate the power of a line of coke, a great rack and the always stylish, leopard print top.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX /snrk!
Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2022 01:38 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Miklos likes H@ppy Endings at July 10, 2022 01:33 AM (thbCK)
That is very true, and it was a consideration. I did not want my parents to have to deal with that expense. Carter had just got done fucking the country 10 different ways. My father had only just started his business a few years before, because his old business was in newark, and yeah no explanation needed why he sold it, and it was rough the first few years thanks to the retard peanut farmer. My mom was working, so that helped a lot, but paying for school was something I did not want them to deal with. So yeah, no debt.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:39 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 01:39 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. in hoc signo vinces at July 10, 2022 01:40 AM (3Or4S)
Manslaughter of wifi connection.
That's what some Chicom to English translation in a silly manual had in the troubleshooting section.
Me sainted mother, 92, decided she wanted one of them "fitness watches". At her PT appointments she's been going to, they put one of those on her to monitor all her vitals. And she decided she wanted one, and nothing would do her but to get one. So, that fell upon me.
I'm getting it set up. Manslaughter of wifi connection.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 10, 2022 01:41 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, Done got Over, to quote Thom@s at July 10, 2022 01:41 AM (thbCK)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:25 AM (VwHCD)
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Okay that was quite a story worth waiting for. I was still a dork at that age.
Posted by: Ciampino - looks in mirror - dork still? at July 10, 2022 01:41 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2022 01:41 AM (rzOL9)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX /snrk!
Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2022 01:38 AM (tkOps)
I think I like that story better than mine. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:42 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Miklos, Done got Over, to quote Thom@s at July 10, 2022 01:41 AM (thbCK)
Oh, so you have been in New Jersey!
Posted by: EPA at July 10, 2022 01:43 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Miklos, @dios at July 10, 2022 01:43 AM (thbCK)
M@nsl@ughter of Wifi?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 10, 2022 01:44 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 01:39 AM (ldL4g)
That was years before I met her. I don't even think she knows that story. It wouldn't surprise her. She would probably just roll her eyes. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:44 AM (VwHCD)
Manslaughter of wifi connection.
That's what some Chicom to English translation in a silly manual had in the troubleshooting section.
Me sainted mother, 92, decided she wanted one of them "fitness watches". At her PT appointments she's been going to, they put one of those on her to monitor all her vitals. And she decided she wanted one, and nothing would do her but to get one. So, that fell upon me.
I'm getting it set up. Manslaughter of wifi connection.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 10, 2022 01:41 AM (Mzdiz)
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Okay that's Chinglish for "You fucked up the settings".
Posted by: Ciampino - we used to learn Janglish at July 10, 2022 01:44 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:42 AM (VwHCD)
It's the exact same fuckin' story, different perspective.
Now, let's get Mike Hammer to write it in the Mickey Spillane style! (requires more dead commies that the fingers on one hand, in the storyline.)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2022 01:45 AM (tkOps)
Or, they make a great folding 9mm pistol caliber carbine, too. Forget if it uses Glock or Beretta mags, but regardless, it's a laptop-bag sized handfull of fun and games, until it's not fun n' games any more.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: J
thanks
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:48 AM (0Q9xm)
It's the exact same fuckin' story, different perspective.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2022 01:45 AM (tkOps)
You made it sound more glamorous than what it really was. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:50 AM (VwHCD)
They love them some reaction videos.
Here's one from last 4th:
HAPPY 4th!| FIRST TIME HEARING Neil Diamond - America REACTION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Uz6CqSqBc
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 01:51 AM (6WvEm)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2022 01:41 AM (rzOL9)
One of the more memorable concerts I went to was in high school, around 17 or so. I was driving a couple of guys to see Foghat/Mountain. One guy decided to drink straight gin because he didn't like weed. Well, we get to the gate to hand in our tickets and this guy goes berserk. Starts screaming, 'I'm storming the Bastille!' Didn't see him after that as he got taken by medical to the hospital (found that out the next day). His father was not amused with me but, hey, I didn't force his son to drink straight gin. Shoulda stuck to weed, Bro.
1/2
Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 01:51 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2022 01:52 AM (rzOL9)
I've got that stupid thing set up now. Since putting it on and intializing, I've taken 539 steps and burned 18 Cal. it says. Distance walked since, 0.18 mile.
Lost of other shit. Don't know how accurate. Don't know how this things measures blood pressure. But it's doing it. Now says 102/60. I think that's a little low, but it was pretty close a while back.
I would not be doing this for anyone but my mother (and Miley, of course). But that's about it for this silly shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 10, 2022 01:52 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
___
I only went to one also.
Late 80s, Motley Crue's Dr Feelgood concert at the NBC Arena in Hawaii, courtesy of the hubby.
As payback, I dragged him to a TLC/Boys2Men/MC Hammer concert when I was eight month preggers in July '92.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 01:55 AM (6WvEm)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
which rock concert?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:55 AM (0Q9xm)
Now says 128/70. That's about right. I need to look up how the hell this thing measures that. It's got some little "laser" things on the back, shoot out a pretty strong light (for the size). Had to peel off a cover on them to get started.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 10, 2022 01:56 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 01:56 AM (6WvEm)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 01:57 AM (0Q9xm)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2022 01:58 AM (rzOL9)
So, I can play QWERTY, but not "keyboard", 'cause thems the players on the KORG or Yammerhammer or other things with black n' white levers.
Either way. You n' me has some drinks and cigars awaiting in October, capiche?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2022 01:58 AM (tkOps)
(Sorry if that one’s already been done upthread.)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2022 01:52 AM (rzOL9)
It war, but it's a range steer, no brand on it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 10, 2022 01:59 AM (7bRMQ)
Concerts be fun.
2/2
Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 02:00 AM (ldL4g)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2022 01:45 AM (tkOps)
You made it sound more glamorous than what it really was. lol
That gives me an idea....
Posted by: Kurosawa at July 10, 2022 02:00 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 02:00 AM (0Q9xm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 01:50 AM (VwHCD)
Now you understand the value of a good editor.
Posted by: RickZ at July 10, 2022 02:01 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2022 02:05 AM (rzOL9)
mostly though it is for breakfast. I very much enjoy breakfast but am never in the mood to cook breakfast.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 02:05 AM (0Q9xm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 02:06 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 02:06 AM (6WvEm)
mostly though it is for breakfast. I very much enjoy breakfast but am never in the mood to cook breakfast.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 02:05 AM (0Q9xm)
I agree!
https://tinyurl.com/mr256enp
Posted by: Pseudolus at July 10, 2022 02:08 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: B
wait, bers is indeed phil collins?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 02:08 AM (0Q9xm)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2022 01:58 AM (tkOps)
Shit yeah.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 02:08 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Goatweed at July 10, 2022 02:08 AM (0Q/6W)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2022 02:08 AM (rzOL9)
Posted by: S
in fairness, I just want breakfast
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 02:09 AM (0Q9xm)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
___
Think his wife will accept a human sex slave?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 02:10 AM (6WvEm)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 02:08 AM (0Q9xm)
Phil collins? The genisis dude??
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 02:13 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 02:13 AM (0Q9xm)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 10, 2022 02:13 AM (6WvEm)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 02:13 AM (0Q9xm)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 02:05 AM (0Q9xm)
Thats because you're half awake, and you got to start fucking with pans, and toasters, and all kinds of shit. Well thats my excuse anyway, lol. Breakfast is my fav, but yeah, having to cook it is a pain.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 02:15 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: B
same
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 10, 2022 02:17 AM (0Q9xm)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 10, 2022 02:19 AM (rzOL9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 02:20 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 10, 2022 02:29 AM (0ocXn)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2022 02:34 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2022 10:04 PM (bW8dp)
In non-monarchical Parliamentary republics, the President serves as head of state, replacing the sovereign. The Prime Minister serves as head of government. The ministers heading up the executive organs are drawn from the Parliament (legislature). Examples: Ireland, Israel, India.
In a US style government, the President serves as both head of state and head of government.
Posted by: Fox 2! at July 10, 2022 02:42 AM (qyH+l)
The announcer's prayer beforehand was heartfelt and moving. And then we sang the National Anthem, with only a short moment of getting on key on the PA from what sounded like the Zac Brown Band. For the first time in a long time I felt like we were among good Colorado people.
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They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)